Contest #789


Cartoon

789

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Do you have to come in here every time I turn on the light?”
  2. “You know I can’t stand it when you hover.”
  3. “You’re not the caterpillar I married.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-01-30T18:08:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-02-20T18:10:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-02-07T18:09:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 14 & 21, 2022
Number of captions 6226
Number of responses 447322
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Do you have to come in here every time I turn on the light? 1.8266 0.01691 2341 1021 705 615
1 I really hope you make better use of your last two wishes. 1.7726 0.01718 2177 1003 666 508
2 What the hell is a midlife chrysalis? 1.7497 0.02161 1454 721 376 357
3 You know I can't stand it when you hover. 1.7407 0.02235 1180 540 406 234
4 You went out for wings without me? 1.7320 0.02429 1082 529 314 239
5 I give up. New glasses? 1.7293 0.02882 772 380 221 171
6 Oh God, you caught the variant. 1.7226 0.02698 894 449 244 201
7 It’s 2 AM and once again you flit home reeking of pollen and nectar. 1.7175 0.02498 970 469 306 195
8 When I told you to grow a pair, this is not what I had in mind. 1.7135 0.02925 747 376 209 162
9 Ok, fine. You are capable of change. 1.7122 0.02239 1164 555 389 220
10 This wasn’t what I meant when I told you to grow a pair. 1.7084 0.02441 1101 568 286 247
11 Good, now why don't you go check on that porch light? 1.7045 0.02577 890 433 287 170
12 Well, look who thinks he’s the new monarch around here. 1.7000 0.02660 850 421 263 166
13 I see that you’re finally over your mid-life chrysalis. 1.6957 0.02593 874 430 280 164
14 I thought you were European when you said your family came from monarchs. 1.6874 0.02780 838 443 214 181
15 That's not what I meant when I told you to "Grow a pair" 1.6865 0.02778 839 444 214 181
16 For goodness’s sake, Robert, there’s no reason to come downstairs every time I turn the lamp on 1.6843 0.02887 738 380 211 147
17 « Go and enjoy the lights if you must, but if you are not back by 11:30 you’re sleeping on the screen door again » 1.6841 0.03053 728 398 162 168
18 What is your preferred pronoun now? 1.6779 0.03165 655 354 158 143
19 When you told me you were transitioning, this isn't what I expected. 1.6775 0.02824 766 397 219 150
20 Yeah, well I sting like a bee so finish cleaning the dishes. 1.6752 0.03195 622 331 162 129
21 Shouldn’t you be in Mexico by now? 1.6711 0.02942 672 342 209 121
22 You're not the caterpillar I married. 1.6667 0.03136 681 379 150 152
23 Howard, I don’t care if you’ve only got one day to breed. The answer is still No. 1.6662 0.03066 656 348 179 129
24 This is not what I meant by "grow a pair". 1.6646 0.03160 659 364 152 143
25 So, it’s off to Mexico again, is it? 1.6646 0.02987 659 341 198 120
26 When you said you were transitioning, this is not what came to my mind 1.6619 0.03021 627 321 197 109
27 Look who emerges from his cocoon now that the dishes are done. 1.6608 0.03226 566 295 168 103
28 Are those new glasses? 1.6588 0.03384 548 297 141 110
29 This insert says it's one of the 'very rare' side effects. 1.6567 0.03149 603 319 172 112
30 You know George, most people turn 50 and just buy a motorcycle. 1.6553 0.03064 589 299 194 96
31 Oh my, Leonard! You never told me you were transitioning. 1.6549 0.03183 568 295 174 99
32 The Very Hungry Butterfly can make his own sandwich. 1.6513 0.03149 585 307 175 103
33 And you want to use the "it" pronoun? 1.6500 0.03320 540 288 153 99
34 This isn't what I meant when I said go upstairs and change. 1.6496 0.03192 565 296 171 98
35 You're not the caterpillar I married anymore. 1.6495 0.03105 562 285 189 88
36 Not exactly what I meant when I told you to grow a pair. 1.6494 0.03279 559 300 155 104
37 No, I will not be the wind beneath your wings! 1.6484 0.03333 546 295 148 103
38 I don’t like the way you’re looking at my sweater. 1.6447 0.03312 532 283 155 94
39 Not what I meant by ‘Grow a pair!’ 1.6406 0.03615 512 296 104 112
40 Most men just get a sports car. 1.6400 0.03260 500 255 170 75
41 ‘It’s finally happened. You’ve turned into your mother.’ 1.6394 0.03464 502 274 135 93
42 Most men your age just buy a Corvette. 1.6387 0.03307 512 269 159 84
43 Where have you been? I turned the light on hours ago. 1.6354 0.03398 491 261 148 82
44 Those better not be the good curtains. 1.6351 0.03493 485 264 134 87
45 There’s coming out and there’s showing off. 1.6347 0.03626 479 270 114 95
46 For the millionth time, it's not a side effect of the vaccine. 1.6335 0.03521 472 256 133 83
47 Can I just read with the light on without you coming in here every five minutes? 1.6326 0.03754 411 222 118 71
48 I suppose this is just another stage you’re going through. 1.6303 0.03482 468 251 139 78
49 Sorry. In this house, I’m still the monarch. 1.6293 0.03612 464 258 120 86
50 Can't you just come out of the closet like everyone else? 1.6291 0.03525 461 249 134 78
51 25 years of marriage and now you come out? 1.6283 0.03716 452 256 108 88
52 Three wishes, and you said "Be a monarch"? 1.6261 0.03666 460 260 112 88
53 You still need to remove your shoes 1.6250 0.03483 448 237 142 69
54 You’re not the man I married. 1.6217 0.03723 423 234 115 74
55 As long as you're making changes,how about putting down the seat? 1.6213 0.03588 441 240 128 73
56 Arnold, it's not just that you hover. It's the way you hover. 1.6200 0.03693 421 231 119 71
57 Must you do this EVERY time I turn on the light? 1.6195 0.03685 431 239 117 75
58 When I said that our relationship needed a complete metamorphosis, this isn't what I meant. 1.6192 0.03641 386 200 133 53
59 Don’t lie to me. You’ve been out pollinating. 1.6177 0.03595 429 232 129 68
60 You know, most men have a midlife crisis, not a midlife chrysalis. 1.6163 0.03649 430 237 121 72
61 I don't believe it--you got glasses! 1.6129 0.03830 403 227 105 71
62 I told you to come out of the closet, not spread your wings. 1.6124 0.03766 387 210 117 60
63 Yes, Mr. Smarty-pants, I did ask you to bring back some wings. 1.6118 0.03821 389 215 110 64
64 Don’t bother explaining. I can smell the nectar on your breath from here! 1.6099 0.03734 382 205 121 56
65 What do you mean my wardrobe was delicious? 1.6099 0.03686 405 221 121 63
66 I was wondering what was taking you so long in the bathroom. 1.6085 0.03876 378 210 106 62
67 That's not what I meant when I said to grow a pair... 1.6075 0.04124 372 219 80 73
68 But, aside from that, no other side effects from the booster? 1.6061 0.04061 363 208 90 65
69 You're just going through a midlife chrysalis. 1.6045 0.03963 359 200 101 58
70 What else haven't you told me? 1.6043 0.03743 369 197 121 51
71 What do you mean, 'You're finally out of the closet'? 1.6033 0.04118 363 212 83 68
72 And just when I accepted that you would never change. 1.6031 0.03694 383 206 123 54
73 Have you seen my wool sweater? 1.6022 0.03922 357 197 105 55
74 I said we needed butter and fries. 1.6016 0.03992 369 211 94 64
75 You can stay, but don’t go near my sweaters. 1.5989 0.03703 359 189 125 45
76 Stay away from my closet." 1.5983 0.03917 346 189 107 50
77 My mother always wanted me to marry a monarch. 1.5983 0.04085 346 197 91 58
78 Tell me this is just another one of your phases. 1.5974 0.03957 308 161 110 37
79 That was a long nap. 1.5965 0.03973 347 193 101 53
80 Dammit, Ralph. That LSD was for our anniversary! 1.5949 0.03962 353 198 100 55
81 Coming out, are we? 1.5944 0.04005 355 202 95 58
82 Ok, one last time. You know you die after mating. 1.5940 0.04086 335 189 93 53
83 When are the clinical trials over? 1.5920 0.04319 299 169 83 47
84 I still don't think you should refer to yourself as a "person of color," Harold. 1.5915 0.04877 235 133 65 37
85 I don't like the idea of you hanging around your old flame. 1.5908 0.04095 325 182 94 49
86 Would you please stop hovering!? 1.5908 0.04048 325 180 98 47
87 *This* is how you used your third wish?! 1.5905 0.04047 337 190 95 52
88 It's clear we're at different stages in our relationship. 1.5901 0.04078 322 179 96 47
89 You're hovering again. 1.5893 0.04138 280 148 99 33
90 Is this just a phase? 1.5875 0.03978 320 174 104 42
91 It’s about time that you got over your midlife chrysalis. 1.5859 0.04269 326 192 77 57
92 I’m not even going to ask…just stay out of my closet. 1.5844 0.04250 308 176 84 48
93 Al, one of us has got to lay off the edibles. 1.5841 0.04248 315 182 82 51
94 I hope you didn't leave your crysalis on the bathroom floor. 1.5822 0.04244 304 173 85 46
95 You're out. You're proud. I get it. But please stop eating my sweaters. 1.5805 0.04338 298 172 79 47
96 It's just a midlife chrysalis. 1.5801 0.04286 331 199 72 60
97 All those months cocooning seem to have paid off 1.5793 0.04126 290 158 96 36
98 When I said grow a pair, I didn’t mean wings 1.5772 0.04635 272 161 65 46
99 Is that pollen on your collar? 1.5764 0.04068 314 176 95 43
100 You call it a metamorphosis; I call it a midlife crisis. 1.5759 0.04298 290 165 83 42
101 You are NOT going out with that shirt on! 1.5753 0.04356 299 175 76 48
102 Going through your mid-life chrysalis? 1.5748 0.04204 301 171 87 43
103 Aren’t you supposed to be in Mexico by now? 1.5747 0.04256 308 179 81 48
104 I get it, Howard! You’re a changed man. 1.5738 0.05334 183 103 55 25
105 Fine, we'll do it. But you do know you die after mating, right? 1.5733 0.04243 307 178 82 47
106 Now can you transform into a man who washes the dishes? 1.5724 0.04056 283 152 100 31
107 I still want you to take your shoes off. 1.5724 0.04216 290 163 88 39
108 Oh, I thought you were just quarantining for the last two weeks. 1.5724 0.04159 290 161 92 37
109 The tooth's upstairs. 1.5719 0.04502 278 163 71 44
110 Can you please not hover? 1.5719 0.04332 292 169 79 44
111 If it isn't the social butterfly! 1.5704 0.04256 284 160 86 38
112 So what? I've changed too." 1.5699 0.04399 272 155 79 38
113 Harold, that wasn't what I meant when I told you to grow a pair! 1.5683 0.04741 271 166 56 49
114 That’s what you’re wearing? 1.5678 0.04509 273 160 71 42
115 Don't be so smug; we all changed a bit during the lockdown. 1.5668 0.04310 277 157 83 37
116 That’s not what I meant when I said you need to get a pair. 1.5654 0.04415 283 166 74 43
117 When I sent you out for wings, that’s not what I had in mind. 1.5651 0.04470 292 176 67 49
118 Sorry, but I'm not in the mood to be pollinated. 1.5644 0.04631 264 157 65 42
119 I suppose this means you’re migrating to Mexico. 1.5640 0.04344 289 169 77 43
120 I get it. You can change 1.5620 0.04316 258 143 85 30
121 George, will you please stop hovering! 1.5611 0.04629 262 156 65 41
122 Any chance of morphing into a breadwinner? 1.5603 0.04700 257 154 62 41
123 You know this means you're in the last stage of life, right? 1.5597 0.04670 268 163 60 45
124 No, I don’t care to be the wind beneath your wings… 1.5588 0.04405 272 158 76 38
125 I see you’ve finally decided to come out. 1.5583 0.04390 283 167 74 42
126 Go see if the porch light is on. 1.5573 0.04817 262 163 52 47
127 They looked better online." 1.5561 0.04931 214 124 61 29
128 And I suppose you’re going to tell me you can sting like a bee, too. 1.5556 0.04607 252 148 68 36
129 But you swore you'd never change! 1.5549 0.05196 182 103 57 22
130 I don't care how short your mating season is, I'm re-watching 'Downton Abbey.' 1.5538 0.04791 251 153 57 41
131 No, I am not in the mood to be pollinated. 1.5537 0.04607 242 140 70 32
132 So now you're capable of change? 1.5534 0.04312 253 141 84 28
133 Not what I meant when I said ‘grow a pair,’ Bob. 1.5528 0.05068 246 157 42 47
134 Did you pollinate my azaleas like I asked? 1.5527 0.04795 237 141 61 35
135 Either your meds or mine have some serious side effects. 1.5525 0.04471 257 149 74 34
136 I don’t care. You still need to take your shoes off. 1.5525 0.04437 257 148 76 33
137 I never should have left the light on. 1.5524 0.04487 248 142 75 31
138 If you really want to impress me, where’s the remote? 1.5523 0.04909 239 146 54 39
139 You still need to take off your shoes. 1.5520 0.04705 250 150 62 38
140 What will I tell everyone who came to your funeral? 1.5502 0.04721 249 150 61 38
141 We’re a republic, not a monarchy. 1.5473 0.04741 243 146 61 36
142 You’re not wearing that again are you? 1.5470 0.04845 234 141 58 35
143 Great, now you’re going to be up all night. 1.5466 0.04611 247 146 67 34
144 For goodness sake, Harold, stop hovering. 1.5462 0.04670 238 140 66 32
145 ...anything different? Oh,new glasses. 1.5458 0.04564 240 139 71 30
146 I told you not to eat the worm in the tequila bottle! 1.5444 0.04710 259 160 57 42
147 I can't stand it when you hover. 1.5440 0.04427 250 144 76 30
148 No! I am not interested in trying your CBD gummies. 1.5436 0.04700 241 144 63 34
149 Honey, you're hovering. You know I hate it when you hover. 1.5425 0.04431 247 142 76 29
150 Someone has finally reached maturity! 1.5424 0.04739 236 141 62 33
151 ‘So what, I can sting like a bee.’ 1.5419 0.04963 227 139 53 35
152 You have to stop reading Kafka 1.5415 0.04771 229 136 62 31
153 I'm not sure you can call yourself a social butterfly if we never go out. 1.5413 0.04692 218 125 68 25
154 No, Stanley, I don't want to see your proboscis. 1.5411 0.04779 231 138 61 32
155 Can you please stop hovering? 1.5411 0.04819 231 139 59 33
156 So you've finally come out 1.5408 0.04709 233 138 64 31
157 I thought you were going to be a fly on the wall. 1.5405 0.05170 222 140 44 38
158 And you say I've changed. 1.5391 0.04796 230 138 60 32
159 Fine, I admit we've both changed! 1.5385 0.04655 234 138 66 30
160 Remind me how many edibles is too many? 1.5374 0.04983 214 129 55 30
161 Going out? When did you become such a social butterfly? 1.5367 0.05493 177 107 45 25
162 I liked you just fine as a caterpillar. 1.5359 0.04612 237 140 67 30
163 When you said you were transitioning, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.5354 0.06304 127 75 36 16
164 Two boxing classes at the gym and you think you're Muhammad Ali. 1.5337 0.05185 208 129 47 32
165 I've always known, Harry. 1.5330 0.04926 227 140 53 34
166 Looks like you're finally out of your midlife chrysalis. 1.5330 0.04765 227 136 61 30
167 Not what I meant when I said ‘grow a pair’ 1.5324 0.05163 216 136 45 35
168 I married a caterpillar, not whatever this is. 1.5321 0.05125 218 137 46 35
169 The flame died years ago, Milton." 1.5318 0.04881 220 133 57 30
170 No, I don't want to go outside and read under the porch light. 1.5317 0.05106 205 125 51 29
171 I thought you misspoke when you said you were going through a mid-life chrysalis. 1.5310 0.05958 145 87 39 19
172 It looks like quarantine went well. 1.5307 0.04791 228 138 59 31
173 I don't care. You still have to take your shoes off. 1.5302 0.04652 215 124 68 23
174 Well, that's the last time I get you to order wings 1.5297 0.05025 219 136 50 33
175 I'm glad you finally decided to come out of your cocoon 1.5294 0.06626 119 72 31 16
176 I see now how asking you to order wings was ambiguous. 1.5286 0.04968 210 127 55 28
177 You still bug me. 1.5282 0.05053 195 116 55 24
178 Charles, where did you get the mushrooms we had for dinner? 1.5275 0.05168 218 139 43 36
179 That's not what I meant when I asked you to go change for dinner. 1.5273 0.04882 220 134 56 30
180 The truth, Harold? It makes you look fat. 1.5268 0.05154 205 127 48 30
181 Look who finally emerged. 1.5261 0.04905 211 127 57 27
182 You’re starting to become a pest, ya know 1.5258 0.04732 213 125 64 24
183 Coming out is fine, but must you be so dramatic about it? 1.5229 0.05210 218 141 40 37
184 I'd be more impressed if you grew hair. 1.5227 0.05050 220 139 47 34
185 Well, look who just became a social butterfly. 1.5223 0.04516 224 130 71 23
186 I'm tired of always having to be the flower! 1.5220 0.05014 205 125 53 27
187 A lot of men your age would have just been content to buy a sports car 1.5213 0.04813 211 126 60 25
188 Don't look so happy, your life expectancy is 3 months 1.5208 0.05167 192 117 50 25
189 Well, the sweater's a bit much. 1.5208 0.04952 192 113 58 21
190 I hope you cleaned up your pupa. 1.5198 0.05168 202 126 47 29
191 I don’t care. The rule is, we take off our shoes in the house. 1.5192 0.04960 208 127 54 27
192 I'd ask where you've been all night but I can smell the nectar on your breath. 1.5187 0.05272 187 115 47 25
193 Oh great, now you’re a flight risk. 1.5181 0.05042 193 116 54 23
194 Will you please stop hovering! 1.5178 0.05318 197 125 42 30
195 Men always age more gracefully. 1.5161 0.05183 186 113 50 23
196 Could you be any more gay? 1.5160 0.05567 188 122 35 31
197 And do you sting like a bee? 1.5150 0.05111 200 124 49 27
198 Harry, it's getting harder to pin you down." 1.5132 0.05122 189 115 51 23
199 Your doctor really prescribed those for knee pain? 1.5131 0.05082 191 116 52 23
200 You've been mixing Viagra and Kafka again, haven't you? 1.5121 0.04979 207 128 52 27
201 Just keep away from the porch light, George." 1.5120 0.04943 209 129 53 27
202 Seriously.” “Every time I turn the light on to read? 1.5110 0.05440 182 115 41 26
203 Just in time. The gutters need cleaning. 1.5106 0.05306 188 118 44 26
204 No, I do NOT want to see your proboscis! 1.5105 0.05368 190 121 41 28
205 Stay away from the cashmere. 1.5104 0.05062 192 117 52 23
206 Striking. I assume you know you only have four weeks to live. 1.5104 0.05273 192 121 44 27
207 We're all tired of cocooning, Harald, but don't you think that's a bit premature? 1.5102 0.05191 196 123 46 27
208 Yes, and I sting like a bee. 1.5083 0.06798 120 77 25 18
209 Don’t lie to me. I can smell the nectar from here! 1.5083 0.05175 181 110 50 21
210 What brings you out of your cocoon? 1.5082 0.04893 183 107 59 17
211 Yeah, yeah. But can you sting like a bee? 1.5081 0.05149 185 113 50 22
212 Don’t look so innocent. I know you ate my best cashmere sweater! 1.5077 0.05109 195 121 49 25
213 What do you mean,"you think you might be gay"? 1.5077 0.06201 130 80 34 16
214 and what do you plan to do with all those shoes you bought as a caterpillar? 1.5076 0.05463 197 130 34 33
215 Did you take the hallucinogens, or did I? 1.5057 0.05691 174 113 34 27
216 You’re a trans-what?!?! 1.5057 0.05329 174 107 46 21
217 Those wings don’t go with that shirt. 1.5057 0.05222 176 107 49 20
218 And why are you all aflutter? 1.5038 0.06166 131 81 34 16
219 You're no longer the man I married, Chad. 1.5029 0.05648 171 110 36 25
220 Well, it;s about time you came out of your cocoon. 1.5028 0.05157 179 109 50 20
221 No more Kafka for you! 1.5026 0.05083 191 118 50 23
222 You still better take your shoes off. 1.5000 0.05256 180 112 46 22
223 It’s Kafka, if you have to know. 1.5000 0.04955 186 112 55 19
224 That's my sweater. 1.5000 0.04933 196 120 54 22
225 OMG Dad, does Grandma know? 1.5000 0.05316 190 122 41 27
226 It's not that kind "reveal" party Fred. 1.5000 0.05212 182 113 47 22
227 Isn't it hard enough to convince them you're NOT a Fairy? 1.5000 0.05591 178 116 35 27
228 Where have you been for the last three weeks? 1.5000 0.05487 170 107 41 22
229 Well, it looks like somebody's prescription got refilled... 1.5000 0.05465 176 112 40 24
230 I thought we were going to stay in the closet a bit longer. 1.4975 0.04930 199 123 53 23
231 Yes, yes, Brian your metamorphosis is lovely — but stay away from the sweaters! 1.4973 0.05074 183 112 51 20
232 Not the metamorphosis I was hoping for. 1.4972 0.05322 177 111 44 22
233 Just stay away from my sweaters! 1.4971 0.05161 173 105 50 18
234 Did I leave the light on again? 1.4971 0.05477 173 110 40 23
235 Not another new variant! 1.4970 0.05382 169 105 44 20
236 Turn on your hearing aid, Sid. I said, "BUTTON your FLY." 1.4970 0.05762 169 111 32 26
237 I hope you haven't been in my sweater drawer again. 1.4970 0.05562 167 106 39 22
238 Can I trust that you’ve really changed? 1.4946 0.04813 184 109 59 16
239 And for the last time, STAY AWAY FROM THAT LAMP. 1.4946 0.05227 184 116 45 23
240 I don't care if you can fly, I still don't want you wearing shoes in the house. 1.4941 0.05293 170 105 46 19
241 Not the transformation I was hoping for... 1.4941 0.05160 170 103 50 17
242 I've lost 3 cashmere sweaters in one week. Stay out of my closet! 1.4941 0.05293 170 105 46 19
243 Not tonight, honey. This is my favorite sweater. 1.4941 0.05550 170 109 38 23
244 Oh, so those flowers aren't for me. 1.4940 0.05600 168 108 37 23
245 You’re still not allowed to wear your shoes inside. 1.4940 0.05204 168 102 49 17
246 I turned the porch light on for you, now, get out. 1.4940 0.05250 166 101 48 17
247 I said trans was fine— I didn’t agree to metamorphosis. 1.4938 0.05955 162 108 28 26
248 Your shirt and wings clash. 1.4937 0.05170 160 95 51 14
249 I guess all the time you spent wrapped in your blankets doing nothing paid off. 1.4914 0.05306 175 110 44 21
250 And will we be using new pronouns for you now? 1.4913 0.05598 173 113 35 25
251 I don't know Harold, new glasses? 1.4912 0.05462 171 109 40 22
252 Did you pick your cocoon up off the floor? 1.4908 0.05320 163 100 46 17
253 Ralph! When I said come out of your cocoon it was a metaphor. A metaphor !! 1.4906 0.05344 159 97 46 16
254 You've been listening to Joni Mitchell again, haven't you? 1.4894 0.05252 188 121 42 25
255 Don’t put on airs. I knew you when you were a caterpillar. 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
256 That was a hell of a nap. 1.4873 0.05516 158 99 41 18
257 I meant buffalo wings 1.4873 0.05660 158 101 37 20
258 And where were you when I went through MY change of life? 1.4870 0.05916 154 101 31 22
259 You finally grew a pair. 1.4870 0.05312 154 93 47 14
260 They don't go with your striped shirt. 1.4863 0.05073 183 114 49 20
261 Who died and made you Monarch? 1.4859 0.05499 177 116 36 25
262 That was quite a nap. 1.4857 0.05052 175 107 51 17
263 I see you’ve entered your “new phase.” 1.4854 0.05070 171 104 51 16
264 I stand corrected…you really can change 1.4848 0.05410 165 104 42 19
265 If you’re a monarch, I’m a queen bee. 1.4843 0.05703 159 103 35 21
266 Where have you been? You look different. Are those new glasses? 1.4841 0.05238 157 95 48 14
267 No, they don’t make you look fat! 1.4834 0.05627 151 95 39 17
268 For the last time, I do not want to see your proboscis. 1.4832 0.05683 149 94 38 17
269 Just because you can change, does that mean I have to? 1.4817 0.05365 164 103 43 18
270 Look at the bright side. You didn't turn into a giant roach like your cousin, Gregor. 1.4810 0.05800 158 104 32 22
271 What do you mean my sweater looks delicious? 1.4805 0.05843 154 101 32 21
272 Is this your way of coming out? 1.4803 0.05676 152 97 37 18
273 Really George, after 30 years you decide to come out of your cocoon. 1.4798 0.05287 173 110 43 20
274 That's my reading lamp, Leonard. Go flutter somewhere else. 1.4795 0.05068 171 105 50 16
275 I never liked Kafka. 1.4788 0.05409 165 105 41 19
276 When I said you have to "come out of your cocoon" this isn't what I had in mind 1.4786 0.06021 117 71 36 10
277 Why are you always bugging me? 1.4785 0.05389 163 103 42 18
278 This gives coming out a new perspective. 1.4783 0.05851 161 108 29 24
279 You idiot, that is not the butterfly effect. 1.4783 0.05438 161 102 41 18
280 Is LSD your answer to everything? 1.4780 0.05488 159 101 40 18
281 Do you think you can just come in here and flap your wings as if nothing happened? 1.4780 0.05840 159 106 30 23
282 You know I hate when you hover. 1.4777 0.05237 157 96 47 14
283 I meant get some CHICKEN wings 1.4777 0.05466 157 99 41 17
284 According to Siri, you've got 10 days 1.4765 0.05681 149 95 37 17
285 By change, I meant something more like picking up your socks or using a tissue to blow your nose. 1.4762 0.05573 147 92 40 15
286 Are you out of your midlife chrysalis? 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
287 Can't you just have an affair like everyone else? 1.4759 0.05797 145 93 35 17
288 So this is why you've been molting about the house all day... 1.4756 0.05293 164 103 44 17
289 New glasses? 1.4750 0.05462 160 102 40 18
290 I’m just not as social as you! 1.4740 0.05619 154 99 37 18
291 Let's just stay in. I don't feel like changing. 1.4737 0.05439 152 95 42 15
292 My therapist warned me not to leave the light on. 1.4734 0.05508 169 111 36 22
293 Sure I can see that you’ve changed. But it’s not enough. 1.4730 0.05461 148 92 42 14
294 The THC helps with my glaucoma, yes; but there are side effects. 1.4730 0.05867 148 97 32 19
295 You found your old stash? 1.4726 0.05848 146 95 33 18
296 Get that look off your face! We just polinated last week! 1.4713 0.05235 157 97 46 14
297 I liked you a little better in the cocoon. 1.4710 0.05283 155 96 45 14
298 When I said "just wing it",I certainly did not mean this! 1.4706 0.05942 153 103 28 22
299 Stay away from the interstate. 1.4698 0.05598 149 95 38 16
300 I was hoping we could watch Cocoon again tonight! 1.4698 0.05517 149 94 40 15
301 Do not make me have to turn off all the lamps. 1.4698 0.05679 149 96 36 17
302 I’m not the one who’s changed. 1.4694 0.05571 147 93 39 15
303 I suppose you'd like to vacation in Mexico 1.4690 0.05627 145 92 38 15
304 Yes, I'm reading 'Metamorphosis.' Why? 1.4676 0.05621 139 87 39 13
305 THAT'S what you were doing in your 5-day quarantine? 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
306 Well, you were asleep for quite a while. 1.4675 0.05225 154 95 46 13
307 Oh hail to the monarch... 1.4675 0.05464 154 98 40 16
308 Couldn't you just be a fly on the wall? 1.4663 0.05242 163 103 44 16
309 It’s about time you grew a pair. 1.4658 0.05597 146 93 38 15
310 When you said “prepare to be amazed!” and went into the cluttered garage for a week this is not what I expected 1.4653 0.05823 144 94 33 17
311 Just remember at dinner, the Johnson's haven't transitioned yet 1.4648 0.05712 142 91 36 15
312 That’s not what I meant when I said grow a pair! 1.4643 0.05947 140 92 31 17
313 Forget it! You will never be a social butterfly. 1.4626 0.05814 147 97 32 18
314 Stay away from my sweaters. 1.4621 0.05451 145 91 41 13
315 You've acted so smug ever since you came out of your cocoon 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
316 The neighbors called. They want you to stop hanging around their garage light. 1.4610 0.05689 154 102 33 19
317 When you mentioned life cycle, I thought you were buying a Pelaton. 1.4610 0.05827 141 92 33 16
318 Why couldn't you just get a sports car?" 1.4599 0.05953 137 90 31 16
319 You're still a worm to me, Harry. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
320 George, where the hell are your antennae?! 1.4599 0.06043 137 91 29 17
321 That must have been one hell of a nap! 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
322 The last time you looked that happy you had just eaten a hole in my pashmina. 1.4593 0.05736 135 86 36 13
323 I think 500 milligrams is way too much. 1.4593 0.05736 135 86 36 13
324 How was your flight from Mexico 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
325 You were more pleasant during your larva years 1.4589 0.05761 146 96 33 17
326 It looks like the psylocybin therapy is working. 1.4586 0.05991 133 87 31 15
327 It's always about you! 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
328 You can’t just fly in here without knocking! 1.4586 0.06086 133 88 29 16
329 I asked you to hoover, not hover! 1.4586 0.05533 157 103 36 18
330 I'm not dressing like a flower. 1.4583 0.05820 144 95 32 17
331 Now sting like a bee and I will be impressed. 1.4580 0.06343 131 89 24 18
332 I wish you'd be drawn to an old flame for once. 1.4574 0.05928 129 83 33 13
333 So you can change. Just not for me. 1.4574 0.06418 129 88 23 18
334 You’ve used that “I can change” BS before, and I’m not buying it. 1.4558 0.05648 147 96 35 16
335 I guess you think you can sting like a bee, too!! 1.4552 0.05447 145 92 40 13
336 It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve changed. 1.4545 0.05926 132 86 32 14
337 You’ve changed, Roger. 1.4545 0.05300 154 98 42 14
338 It's the 'sting like a bee' part I'm worried about. 1.4539 0.05349 152 97 41 14
339 When you said you were into Kafka…. 1.4539 0.05647 141 91 36 14
340 Oh, go eat your sweater. 1.4532 0.05973 139 93 29 17
341 Are you reading Kafka AGAIN? 1.4531 0.06061 128 84 30 14
342 Well I'm glad all this cocooning has had an upside for one of us. 1.4531 0.06261 128 86 26 16
343 I dont even know who are anymore. Come back when you are fully morphed and stay away from my sweaters. 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
344 Aren't we past the mating rituals? 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
345 I liked you better before you came out. 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
346 So you really think your third booster had no side effects? 1.4521 0.05998 146 100 26 20
347 Since when do we change for dinner? 1.4516 0.06204 124 82 28 14
348 You've evolved! 1.4511 0.05279 133 81 44 8
349 I thought you said you would stop with the fairy dust 1.4511 0.06082 133 89 28 16
350 Stop bugging me. 1.4500 0.05764 140 92 33 15
351 Do I look like I’m in the mood for pollination? 1.4500 0.06025 140 95 27 18
352 Who said butterflies are free? 1.4496 0.06124 129 86 28 15
353 I see you read Kafka 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
354 Off to the Met Gala, are we? 1.4496 0.05715 129 82 36 11
355 I don't care; I still want you to take your shoes off when you enter the house. 1.4493 0.05546 138 88 38 12
356 Very impressive. While you were meta-morph-whatever-ing our 401-K dropped 25%, the kids got Covid, and I met someone else. 1.4493 0.06091 138 94 26 18
357 This isn’t the transformation I had in mind. 1.4490 0.05561 147 96 36 15
358 Yes, they’re beautiful, but you’ll be dead in a week. 1.4485 0.05699 136 88 35 13
359 I wasn’t expecting you until Spring. 1.4485 0.06070 136 92 27 17
360 Change back. 1.4480 0.06371 125 85 24 16
361 I asked you to get some chicken wings. 1.4478 0.06228 134 92 24 18
362 Is THIS how you decided to come out? 1.4476 0.06010 143 98 26 19
363 I'm over here with no legs, and you go get wings!? 1.4472 0.06131 123 81 29 13
364 I don't care how much nectar and pollen you have. I'm not in the mood. 1.4470 0.05823 132 86 33 13
365 This is not what I meant when I asked you to change before dinner. 1.4470 0.05621 132 84 37 11
366 We've gone to Mexico every October for the last 40 years. Once, just once, can we just stay here? 1.4470 0.06207 132 90 25 17
367 I don't care; no shoes in the house. 1.4470 0.06018 132 88 29 15
368 It's about time you came out of the clothes closet. 1.4462 0.06086 130 87 28 15
369 I'm mad because you're still attracted to your old flame. 1.4462 0.06086 130 87 28 15
370 You were much more humble as a caterpillar. 1.4460 0.05701 139 91 34 14
371 While you're at it dust the ceiling fan." 1.4460 0.05515 139 89 38 12
372 Very nice, but it clashes with your shirt. 1.4453 0.06034 137 93 27 17
373 Did you finish all the nectar? 1.4453 0.05761 137 90 33 14
374 I've had quite enough hearing about "all the changes you've been going through".... 1.4451 0.05062 164 105 45 14
375 No, I won't read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to you again 1.4444 0.06330 126 86 24 16
376 That explains the milkweed cravings 1.4444 0.05727 135 88 34 13
377 I don't care if you can fly — take your shoes off when in the house. 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
378 Now you decide to come out? 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
379 Good grief Milton, just go ahead and order the stair lift! 1.4436 0.06170 133 91 25 17
380 So, you told the genie you wanted to be a ‘monarch’… 1.4436 0.06077 133 90 27 16
381 Cut it out. You're Murray Allen not Muhammad Ali. 1.4435 0.06304 124 84 25 15
382 You've changed, Harold. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
383 I knit you a sweater with love, and you ATE it. 1.4435 0.06407 124 85 23 16
384 You still need to take your shoes off in the house. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
385 You still gotta wipe your feet! 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
386 Don’t make me get my net again, Larry! 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
387 Well that's great, Stan. You've ruined another shirt. 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
388 Oh, and what next? Sting like a bee? 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
389 Wow,you really WERE going through a midlife chrysalis! 1.4409 0.05772 127 82 34 11
390 Not gonna fly, Wilbur. 1.4409 0.05879 127 83 32 12
391 This is what happens when you cocoon too long. 1.4407 0.05963 118 76 32 10
392 I can see you're transformed, Eric. I just can't see it lasting. 1.4407 0.06201 118 78 28 12
393 That's fine for you. I am still cocooning. 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
394 Are you part of my meditation or the LSD I did earlier? 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
395 I get it. You're a changed man. 1.4406 0.05581 143 94 35 14
396 I'm still mad. Go pollinate yourself! 1.4400 0.06365 125 86 23 16
397 Was that the last can of Red Bull? 1.4397 0.05986 141 97 26 18
398 You were so much less annoying as a caterpillar. 1.4397 0.06157 116 76 29 11
399 I have to stop reading Kafka at bedtime. 1.4385 0.06274 130 90 23 17
400 Just cool your jets. Mating season isn't 'til April. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
401 I was wondering where you were the past couple of weeks. 1.4375 0.05406 128 80 40 8
402 If you call me "Honey" one more time, I'm getting the flyswatter. 1.4375 0.05947 128 85 30 13
403 I sting like a bee 1.4375 0.06050 128 86 28 14
404 Stick with the blazer. 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
405 Metamorphosis? Really? Nice try. Don’t forget the trash tomorrow. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
406 Nice nap? 1.4364 0.06265 110 72 28 10
407 Well, maybe I don't want to be your 'candle flame,' Marv. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
408 I married a caterpillar, not a butterfly. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
409 Oh, *now* you want to vacation in Mexico? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
410 It’s Madame Butterfly! 1.4359 0.05743 117 74 35 8
411 This is why I’m not comfortable going out. 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
412 Seriously, that's how you're coming out to your parents! 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
413 Where have you been the last two weeks? 1.4344 0.05701 122 78 35 9
414 You were less annoying as a caterpillar. 1.4344 0.06583 122 86 19 17
415 I thought you were in that bathroom a long time. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
416 You were cuter when you were a caterpillar 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
417 Did you get new glasses? 1.4322 0.06309 118 80 25 13
418 Nice metamorphosis. Now go clean up the mess. 1.4318 0.05909 132 89 29 14
419 You know Tom,there is such a thing as being too gay. 1.4318 0.06470 132 95 17 20
420 You can flutter off to Mexico for the winter but I’ll cocoon right here. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
421 I get it, you've read Kafka. 1.4309 0.06332 123 85 23 15
422 Yeah, sure, very impressive. Just stay away from my sweaters! 1.4307 0.05560 137 90 35 12
423 Can’t you go back to being terrified of change? 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
424 I said Cialis, not Chrysalis. 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
425 You still have to take out the trash. 1.4298 0.06516 121 85 20 16
426 We’ll, it’s better than the cockroach, but the wings are a bit much 1.4297 0.05621 128 83 35 10
427 Well, I sting like a bee! 1.4286 0.06677 112 78 20 14
428 You may have emerged from your chrysalis, but you're still just a caterpillar to me. 1.4286 0.06379 119 82 23 14
429 That's an impressive mating display, Bill, but the answer is still no. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
430 And this is why you were locked in your study for three weeks ?! 1.4274 0.05986 117 77 30 10
431 I don't care if you can fly, shoes off when you enter the house! 1.4274 0.05986 117 77 30 10
432 Have you been at the wool sweaters again? 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
433 Lucky me, married to a monarch. 1.4261 0.06772 115 82 17 16
434 OK, I get it. You've metamorphosed into a more beautiful living creature of Earth. You still need to take out the garbage. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
435 You've been hitting the nectar again, haven't you? 1.4250 0.05995 120 80 29 11
436 You made your point, Arthur. Change is harder for some of us. 1.4248 0.06508 113 78 22 13
437 I told you there were side effects. 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
438 Joe, I married a caterpillar. If I'd wanted to marry a butterfly I would have married one. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
439 Mort, when I said go spread your wings... never mind. 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
440 I said "crisis," dear. Not mid-life chrysalis 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
441 So you've been reading Nabokov again. 1.4237 0.06527 118 83 20 15
442 Can't you have a normal mid-life crisis and buy a Porsche? 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
443 Look, I work all day; you just flitter around. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
444 I always knew you were a little light in the loafers." 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
445 Great! You turn into a butterfly and I get hot flashes. 1.4224 0.06380 116 80 23 13
446 Behave or I'll turn on the light. 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
447 You were right. I shouldn't've eaten those mushrooms for lunch. 1.4219 0.05828 128 86 30 12
448 That's not what I meant by "go change". 1.4219 0.05502 128 83 36 9
449 I suppose this means we're done cocooning 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
450 Your lifelong dream couldn’t wait until after my mother’s visit? 1.4211 0.06462 114 79 22 13
451 Please don't go all Kafka on me today, I'm not in the mood for an existential crisis. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
452 OMG you really are a fairy! 1.4206 0.06776 107 75 19 13
453 This household is not a monarchy. 1.4202 0.06371 119 83 22 14
454 I still say you're the worst superhero ever. 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
455 You’ve been at the pollen again, haven’t you? 1.4202 0.06371 119 83 22 14
456 Finally out of quarantine, I see. 1.4196 0.05621 112 71 35 6
457 Any side effects from the vaccine? 1.4196 0.06167 112 75 27 10
458 Walter, you have three days to live and you can fly. Why are you still in my living room? 1.4194 0.06282 124 87 22 15
459 Just because you have a friend in the neighborhood now doesn’t make you a social butterfly, Herald! 1.4190 0.06737 105 73 20 12
460 If it helps you clean the gutters, then that’s great honey. 1.4190 0.06459 105 71 24 10
461 Look who finally decided to emerge from his cocoon. 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
462 Male menopause is so unfair. 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
463 New haircut? 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
464 So you’re on your way to Mexico again! 1.4182 0.06507 110 76 22 12
465 I wish you'd stop calling me your little nymph. 1.4182 0.06377 110 75 24 11
466 You used to be more grounded. 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
467 What's next, sting like a bee? 1.4167 0.06724 108 76 19 13
468 I liked you more as a caterpillar. 1.4167 0.06462 108 74 23 11
469 Guess you weren't lying about being an heir to the monarch. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
470 George,why must you wear your shoes in the house? 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
471 If I find one thread of cocoon silk on the floor in there… 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
472 Have a good nap? 1.4160 0.05350 125 80 38 7
473 I preferred you as a caterpillar. 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
474 You know you could clean up after yourself. I stepped right in your pupa. 1.4158 0.06932 101 71 18 12
475 I'll molt when I'm good and ready. 1.4158 0.06177 101 66 28 7
476 Let me guess. We're having nectar for dinner again. 1.4151 0.06549 106 73 22 11
477 Your light was on. 1.4151 0.06124 106 70 28 8
478 You're turning into your Mothra. 1.4151 0.06948 106 76 16 14
479 I see you've been reading Kafka again 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
480 Great, but did you find the remote? 1.4151 0.06549 106 73 22 11
481 Are you sure they’re giving you the right transition hormones?. 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
482 It this your LSD trip?... Or mine? 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
483 I thought you went up to change into your pajamas! 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
484 I don't care. You still can't wear your shoes in the house. 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
485 No, you don't look like Muhammad Ali 1.4128 0.06280 109 74 25 10
486 I see you cashed out your Moth IRA. 1.4128 0.06545 109 76 21 12
487 If you’re looking for pollen, you married the wrong man. 1.4128 0.06673 109 77 19 13
488 Is that nectar I smell on your breath? 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
489 I think your new medication has a side effect not listed on the label. 1.4118 0.06361 119 84 21 14
490 You come back weirder and weirder from those therapy sessions... 1.4118 0.06689 119 87 15 17
491 The shirt doesn't go. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
492 Does your so-called 'pandemic metamorphosis' include doing the dishes too? 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
493 I liked you better as a worm. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
494 I suppose I should be thankful you didn't wake up as a cockroach. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
495 Careful. I just lit a candle. 1.4095 0.06157 105 70 27 8
496 If you really want to impress me, take out the garbage. 1.4095 0.06304 105 71 25 9
497 Yes, I like your wings. But, no, I don't want to be pollinated. 1.4087 0.05646 115 75 33 7
498 And you didn't think this cartoon would be better in color? 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
499 I’m sick of hearing you’ve changed. 1.4087 0.06163 115 79 25 11
500 Yes, the session was transformation! 1.4087 0.06406 115 81 21 13
501 I have to stop reading Kafka before bed 1.4078 0.06680 103 72 20 11
502 I can’t help it if I miss the miserable worm that I married. 1.4074 0.06034 108 72 28 8
503 Stop eating my sweaters! 1.4074 0.06450 108 75 22 11
504 You said that I would never change. 1.4074 0.06583 108 76 20 12
505 Look who finally emerged from his cocoon. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
506 A complete metamorphosis would include your not having left the chrysalis in a heap on the bedroom floor. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
507 Can't you do that outside? 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
508 Oh no, not another Wing Night at Applebees. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
509 Let me guess, you've changed. 1.4057 0.06110 106 71 27 8
510 What the --? Dad, I told you to quit messing with my Covid remedies. 1.4057 0.06806 106 76 17 13
511 There’s nectar in the fridge. 1.4054 0.05778 111 73 31 7
512 I'm not the delicate flower you think I am. 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
513 Yes, I see you are now beautiful and graceful, but did you remember to put out the trash? 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
514 When I said, "a change would do you some good", I meant for you to try washing the dishes. 1.4052 0.05473 116 75 35 6
515 I liked you better as the curmudgeonly caterpillar! 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
516 Perhaps a little too flamboyant. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
517 We're fairies Dear, not butterflies 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
518 If those wings knock over my china, I'm getting the net. 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
519 Your zipper is open. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
520 You always have to be the center of attention, don’t you? 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
521 Okay, now show me you can Sting Like a Bee! 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
522 Wow, that milkweed diet really works! 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
523 the thing is, you’re still hovering. 1.4037 0.05846 109 72 30 7
524 Just be sure to take the cocoon out with the trash! 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
525 So we're winging it again,are we? 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
526 Does this mean you're migrating to Mexico again? 1.4035 0.05533 114 74 34 6
527 I’m not taking you back even if you are a changed man! 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
528 well if it isn’t mister social butterfly. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
529 Cut it out, Harry! We’re introverts! 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
530 I'll morph when I'm good and ready, Dad! 1.4021 0.06661 97 67 21 9
531 Richard, this Red Bull and chamomile phase has to stop. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
532 I'm still cocooning. 1.4020 0.05789 102 66 31 5
533 Don't hover about while I am reading! 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
534 Are you having a midlife chrysalis? 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
535 Most guys just buy a convertible. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
536 Flit or sit, make up your mind! 1.4019 0.05612 107 69 33 5
537 I like your booster side effects better than mine. 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
538 Yes, I know I'm your light. 1.4019 0.05918 107 71 29 7
539 I liked it more when you were a caterpillar. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
540 Well it's not my mating season yet. 1.4000 0.05991 105 70 28 7
541 You're not the only one fed up with cocooning! 1.4000 0.06419 95 64 24 7
542 Same nose, though. 1.4000 0.06847 105 76 16 13
543 Transitioning? 1.4000 0.05964 120 83 26 11
544 I'm hoping this means you are about to embark on a 3,000 mile migration to find a new mate. 1.4000 0.06816 100 71 18 11
545 What’s with the nectar eating grin? 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
546 Don’t give me that Kafkaesque look. 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
547 Oh, look who's decided to finally come out of their cocoon. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
548 I don't care. You're still not a monarch! 1.3982 0.05834 113 76 29 8
549 Your fly is open! 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
550 When I said you should “come out of your cocoon” more often, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
551 Can't you see I'm busy? Change the lightbulb yourself! 1.3978 0.06142 93 61 27 5
552 Take it easy, Ronny. We don’t want you to get blamed for any flooding in Australia this year. 1.3967 0.06152 121 86 22 13
553 You’re evolving and I’m stuck on this couch. 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
554 And where have you been for the last month? 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
555 I did tell you to leave the Hydroxychloroquine alone. 1.3962 0.06384 106 74 22 10
556 You’re having no effect. 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
557 Okay - so you finally won the Caption Contest. 1.3960 0.07047 101 74 14 13
558 No! It's Kafka 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
559 That’s not what I meant when I said that our lives need some type of transformation. 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
560 Not bad, but let's see you sting like a bee. 1.3958 0.06191 96 64 26 6
561 Stop flitting around and find the remote. 1.3956 0.06967 91 64 18 9
562 'Bout time you grew a pair, Jerry. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
563 My therapist says you're having a temporary, mid-life chrysalis. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
564 No shoes inside! 1.3945 0.05684 109 72 31 6
565 I get it! But I LIKE who I am! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
566 Is this part of your midlife chrysalis? 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
567 Well ---- I guess that explains the holes in my sweater ! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
568 It’s ok, I know a good entomologist. 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
569 This is not what I meant when I said you need to change 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
570 Since retirement, Harold, all you've done is flutter around the house! 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
571 Welcome back. How was Mexico? 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
572 Other middle-aged men just buy sports cars. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
573 I thought you had three more days in there. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
574 Does that mean you want me to use the fly swatter tonight? 1.3925 0.06607 107 77 18 12
575 I am trying to read, why don't you just buzz off! 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
576 Not tonight Harold. I’m not in the mood. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
577 I can't concentrate on my book with you hovering like that! 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
578 Well you are definitely not a party pupa. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
579 Nobody likes a show-off. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
580 Isn’t it about migration time? 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
581 I was happier when we were cocooning. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
582 I get it! I get it! It’s time for you to spread your wings. 1.3913 0.07076 92 66 16 10
583 No! We are still not leaving our Covid cocoon! 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
584 I have been waiting 25 years for you to come out of your cocoon! 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
585 Mexico, again? 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
586 What book am I reading? "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" of course! 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
587 It’s raining in Brazil. Congratulations. 1.3909 0.06340 110 78 21 11
588 You're not the pupa I fell in love with. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
589 Stay out of my closet 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
590 You can morph all you like but you're still not migrating south. 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
591 For the last time, no hovering over me when I'm reading. 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
592 Woah- this is not the “transitioning” I imagined. 1.3900 0.05842 100 66 29 5
593 Oh look. My damn butterfly. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
594 You and your stupid bucket list. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
595 Stanley? You’ve been reading Kafka again. 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
596 That's great. No more excuses about why the gutters haven't been cleaned. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
597 No fair! I take the acid and YOU get to fly! 1.3889 0.06556 108 78 18 12
598 When I said "go change, we're going out!"...I meant your clothes! 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
599 Now go sting like a bee. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
600 You're not the monarch of me! 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
601 Your metamorphosis is waaaay too overdone. 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
602 I don't think Muhammad Ali meant it quite so literally. 1.3883 0.06650 103 74 18 11
603 No nectar for you. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
604 Well look who's finally up. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
605 Well, I' ve got to google this. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
606 Oh great, yet another change of life. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
607 Great,you made it through the fourth stage. What do want,a goddamn medal? 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
608 No! I’m getting tired of spending every winter in Southwest Mexico! 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
609 A little light in the loafers, are we? 1.3871 0.06843 93 66 18 9
610 I don't care that you're post-chrysalis, Norman. I still have a headache. 1.3861 0.06596 101 72 19 10
611 are you going to sting like a bee next? 1.3861 0.05624 101 66 31 4
612 You can't just fly in and fly out when you want to. 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
613 I'm not cleaning up the chrysalis you left behind... 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
614 Quit hovering! 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
615 Irving, stop hovering 1.3854 0.07004 96 70 15 11
616 Herb, I think you've been reading way too much Kafka. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
617 I'm tired of hearing about your metamorphosis. Why don't you go tell your friend Kafka about it. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
618 I see the monarch deigns to join us. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
619 'Bout time you emerged from your COVID cocoon! 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
620 Are you really a butterfly or was there mescaline in the brownies? 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
621 Well, well. Look who's finally left his cocoon. 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
622 I saw a light on. 1.3838 0.06842 99 72 16 11
623 You got into the good stuff again! 1.3838 0.06533 99 70 20 9
624 Why don't you flit up to the roof and clean the gutters? 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
625 Please don't tell me you caused another tornado in Texas. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
626 Remind me to turn off the porch light. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
627 So, what did the doc say? 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
628 I thought you said you'd stop winging it at work! 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
629 And I thought you were intolerable in the cocoon stage. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
630 I should have listened to my mother and married an ant. Then we'd have some savings put away. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
631 Why is it always about you? 1.3830 0.05879 94 62 28 4
632 Now you can dust the Chandelier." 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
633 I hope you don't think I'M going to clean up your pupae. 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
634 I was expecting Door Dash 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
635 Another Covid vaccination side effect? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
636 I'd be really impressed if you flapped your way into the kitchen and made dinner? 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
637 No. I don't feel like cocooning tonight. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
638 I bet you're proud of yourself. 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
639 If you think you are going to get me into that chrysalis, forget about it! 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
640 Fine…spread your wings and go. But for God sake, please don’t call me come down to scrape you off a truck windshield again! 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
641 Oh for flying out loud. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
642 You left your chrysalis on the floor again. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
643 Well, this is certainly better than last week's "sting like a bee" stunt. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
644 Let’s see you sting like a bee. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
645 I hoped you cleaned up your pupa this time. 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
646 I saw you left the light on 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
647 Oh for heaven's sake, would you stop flitting around, and take off your ridiculous "I'm in the mood" amorous wings? 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
648 Rules are rules, we take our shoes off in the house. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
649 So you've finally decided to come out of your cocoon! 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
650 Fine! You be a butterfly. I’m happy as a moth! 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
651 I called my lawyer. Our pre-pupal agreement still holds. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
652 Did you leave the screen door open again?! 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
653 Please stop hovering! 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
654 Stop acting like a monarch. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
655 Where's the money you promised for all the teeth I lost? 1.3776 0.06570 98 70 19 9
656 The lengths you'll go to keep your shoes on indoors. 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
657 Not now. I'm still cocooning. 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
658 NO they do NOT make your proboscis look smaller!! 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
659 We have to find the middle ground between patriarch and monarch. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
660 OK, the clinical trial was a disappointment, but what about the surprise winter in Mexico? 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
661 Enough with the Optimism for 2022! 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
662 Isn't it time to migrate? 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
663 Kafka 2.0 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
664 You're not the same man I married. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
665 Call it metamorphosis if you will, but you still need to change your attitude. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
666 Are you still flying by the seat of your pants? 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
667 What did you do with the caterpillar outfit? 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
668 Well, obviously you have been cocooning long enough! 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
669 No! You cannot go out and play in the street light. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
670 I sent you out specifically for drumsticks, not wings! 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
671 I liked you better as a bookworm. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
672 That's why you needed three weeks off? 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
673 You think I can't tell when you're on the nectar?" 1.3750 0.07103 88 64 15 9
674 That’s quite a metamorphosis. 1.3750 0.06664 96 69 18 9
675 I thought you were supposed to be headed to Mexico. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
676 Yes, of course I remember you were a caterpillar yesterday. 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
677 How did you get past the spider web? 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
678 Stay away from my sweater drawer. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
679 Well, at least you aren't a fly on the wall. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
680 Well, that explains the last 45 years. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
681 Well, look who finally decided to emerge from his cocoon. 1.3735 0.06112 83 55 25 3
682 I’m still not going vegan! 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
683 I've no doubt you're anxious to reclaim your position as the town social butterfly, but you're not going anywhere without a mask. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
684 I fell in love with a CATERPILLAR! My mother warned me that you’d change! 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
685 It's not a COVID symptom, you're still going to have to go to work. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
686 You’re a queen, not a monarch. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
687 You are defintiely reading too much Ovid. 1.3721 0.07219 86 63 14 9
688 I liked you better in the chrysalis. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
689 So what? I still want to cocoon tonight. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
690 Be careful out there. The neighbors are having a bonfire. 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
691 Well, I'll be--I thought you'd never change. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
692 You ALWAYS take your metaphors too far. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
693 Can’t I turn a light on without you flitting by? 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
694 You’re too old for a mid-metamorphosis crisis. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
695 Great, all you’ve been doing is sleeping for weeks, and now this! 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
696 Oh no! You put LSD in my coffee, didn't you? 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
697 I liked you better before you metamorphosed! 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
698 Being "high" is metaphoric, not metamorphic. 1.3700 0.06913 100 75 13 12
699 Was that your old flame again? 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
700 I thought I told you, no molting in the living room! 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
701 I’m just not in the mood for another it’s time to get off the couch and spread your wings lecture. 1.3696 0.06863 92 67 16 9
702 You'll have to do more to convince me that 'Spring is in the air'" 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
703 Dad,I see you've been reading James Thurber again. 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
704 Will you stop hovering, I'm trying to read! 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
705 I think you need to lay off the Kafka. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
706 I remember when you would give me butterflies in the stomach 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
707 Yes, I'm sure I dont have any pollen, and please stop looking at me that way." 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
708 Well, finally you are acting like an adult. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
709 Glad to see you finally came out of your shell 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
710 I thought you had gone to Mexico. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
711 Roger, I can see you’re going through a stage. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
712 Congratulations!!! The pandemic has finally made one of us into a social butterfly ! 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
713 Well, look who finally emerged from his cocoon! 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
714 You didn't tell me you were transitioning. 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
715 When you said that you were coming out of your cocoon, I had a different idea of what you meant. 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
716 When I said come out of your cocoon, I did not mean THAT way. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
717 Okay, tell me a little more about this new medication the doctor prescribed. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
718 Man, it took you long enough to change. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
719 Lovely, but where's the rent money. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
720 Your little flower has a headache. 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
721 Don’t worry, I know a good entomologist. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
722 I asked for a wingman, not a wing nut. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
723 Nice try, but I'm the monarch around here. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
724 All right Tinker Bell, sprinkle some fairy dust and get me a Tab. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
725 Look who finally decided to open up. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
726 What is wrong with you? I told you, I want rainbows and unicorns. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
727 It's supposed to be a mid-life *crisis*, not a mid-life chrysalis! 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
728 I’m sorry, but you’ve changed. I miss the humble caterpillar I fell in love with. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
729 OK, so you got that part down, but you're never going to be able to sting like a bee. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
730 You took the blue pill? 1.3649 0.07594 74 54 13 7
731 Let me guess…”Tinker-Bill”? 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
732 Off to Mexico again? 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
733 No, I don't want to see how you sting like a bee! 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
734 How was Wing Night? 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
735 Look who's come out of his cocoon. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
736 Gosh Bert! You weren’t kidding when you said you thought you were morphing! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
737 I told you to come out of your shell, not your chrysalis. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
738 Now make yourself useful and clean the gutters. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
739 I suppose you get to go to Mexico now? 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
740 I see you've managed to ruin another perfectly good shirt. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
741 Aren’t you a bit too old to be thinking of going to the Moth Ball? 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
742 No more Red Bull for you! 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
743 You’ve really changed since we got married. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
744 You’re taking credit for the tsunami, aren’t you.? 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
745 I’d much prefer you’d sting like a bee! 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
746 I thought you were going migrating. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
747 For the last time dad,NBC is not looking to replace the Peacock 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
748 Ha! You think you're a Monarch. Well,you're not! 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
749 For the last time, we're all out of milkweed. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
750 Why can't you morph into something a little more useful , Felix, like a vacuum cleaner? 1.3626 0.06904 91 67 15 9
751 Flitting from one thing to another! Can't you just commit to something? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
752 I thought you would never come out of the closet! 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
753 When I said you should grow a pair,this isn't what I meant. 1.3626 0.07078 91 68 13 10
754 yes...but you still can't get the t.v. remote to work 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
755 I knew I should have turned the lights off. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
756 I see you've been in my closet again 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
757 That’s what took you so long in the bathroom? 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
758 That’s not what they meant by “Kafkaesque.” 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
759 How creepy...I liked you better when you were a caterpillar! 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
760 Now I know what happened to my cashmere sweater 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
761 Don't expect me to say they're the most gorgeous pair I've ever seen on a man! 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
762 After decades of asking you to change, this is what you come up with? 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
763 You won’t last a day out there. 1.3605 0.07193 86 64 13 9
764 Migrate, Fred. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
765 As a matter of fact, they do make you look fat! 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
766 When you said “mid-life transformation,” I was thinking hair implants or starting a podcast. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
767 Honey, I told you to lay off the Red Bull. 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
768 Marvin, we haven't changed our no shoes in the house policy 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
769 Don’t even think about stinging like a bee. 1.3596 0.06826 89 65 16 8
770 Buzz off, Ralph! 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
771 What self-actualization nonsense are you reading this month? 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
772 I don’t care Geoffery if you’ve come out, I just wanna read my book 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
773 Nice, but I heard Frank across the street became a Monarch. 1.3587 0.07012 92 69 13 10
774 We get it. You're gay. 1.3580 0.07517 81 61 11 9
775 You're too old to change. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
776 Great, why couldn't you settle for a red sportscar like everyone else? 1.3580 0.06164 81 55 23 3
777 Just because it's legal now doesn't mean you have to try it. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
778 Knock it off ! We're not going through that again. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
779 Lay off the Red Bull 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
780 Oh, for god's sake, stop flitting around and go fix us a grasshopper. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
781 Now you're claiming metamorphosis as a side-effect of the vaccine? 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
782 I hope you cleaned up the chrysalis! 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
783 Well, “Mr Very Hungry Caterpillar”, that food was for the party! 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
784 I don't know you anymore, George. You've changed. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
785 Flap yourself into the kitchen and make dinner. 1.3563 0.05890 87 59 25 3
786 Does this metamorphosis include doing the dishes? 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
787 Look who finally emerged after all the dishes were done. 1.3563 0.07308 87 66 11 10
788 The neighbors called. They want you to stop crashing their garden parties. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
789 You still look like an insect. 1.3556 0.05544 90 60 28 2
790 I suppose it’s those damn gummies again 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
791 I suppose you'll be migrating to Mexico next. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
792 Well, how about you migrate the garbage down to the curb for starters? 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
793 Your pheromones got here before you. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
794 A change of shirt would've be fine, it's only my parents coming over." 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
795 Emotional intimacy is the metamorphosis I was talking about. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
796 I wished for a fairy godmother! 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
797 I’m not going to pose for your damn New Yorker cover again. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
798 You're trying to get me to forget that you sting like a bee, aren't you? 1.3529 0.05966 85 58 24 3
799 So that’s what you meant when you said you were ‘going upstairs to change’ 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
800 You read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar again, didn't you? 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
801 I'd like you to cut back on the Red Bull. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
802 Well I guess it's better than my last husband, Gregor. 1.3523 0.07053 88 61 21 6
803 I hate that sweater. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
804 We're all out of nectar. I suggest migrating. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
805 Ok you float like a butterfly... but I sting like a bee! 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
806 I am the chaos that butterflies create 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
807 I said: "Play Madama Butterfly." Not turn into a damn butterfly. 1.3514 0.07559 74 55 12 7
808 You may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bee. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
809 You still have to take out the garbage. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
810 You’re still doing the dishes tonight. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
811 Why don't you just flutter over to the cozy fireplace. That'll get that smirk off your face. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
812 I could use your help changing the smoke detector battery, Frank. 1.3506 0.07570 77 58 11 8
813 They’re not yours, put it back 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
814 No. We do not have milkweed here. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
815 THAT'S why you've been in the bathroom for the last hour? 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
816 Can you at least do some dusting? 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
817 You’re not a butterfly, Herman. You’re 58. It’s just a midlife chrysalis. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
818 Please, no more 'Un Bel Di'. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
819 And Mother said you would never change 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
820 Bug off 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
821 I think you've taken this virtual reality thing a little too far, Fred. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
822 I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
823 Nice try, but we both know that underneath you're still a worm. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
824 Flewzy! 1.3488 0.07166 86 65 12 9
825 If you say "Kafkaesque" one more time I'm kicking you out. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
826 No, I'm not knitting anything for lunch. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
827 It's about damn time you came out of your cocoon! 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
828 Who unpinned you? 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
829 I just knew you were a fairy! 1.3472 0.07951 72 55 9 8
830 That’s not what I meant by Grow Up! 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
831 I told you—this is a no fly zone. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
832 You think you can just fly in here unannounced? 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
833 Migrating already? 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
834 See? I always said you’d take after your Mothra’s side of the family! 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
835 For that last time, stay away from my sweaters! 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
836 A tooth fairy for adults doesn’t make getting dentures any easier. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
837 Now that you're out of that cocoon, could you clean the gutters? 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
838 So, you really think that coming out like that is a good idea? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
839 Stick a pin in it. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
840 What happened to the cute little caterpillar I married? 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
841 I see you're through you mid-life metamorphosis. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
842 Get over yourself; you're a moth. Now bring me a beer. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
843 Every time I turn on the light... 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
844 No matter what you do, I’M STILL A MARRIED MAN! 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
845 No, I don’t want to be pollinated. 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
846 I'm not a flower. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
847 This is not what I expected when they said men change with age. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
848 Even my imagination sucks! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
849 Don’t give me that reproduction stage look. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
850 Helicopter parent, butterfly parent, I don't give a damn what you call yourself! For chrissakes, Dad, I'm 48 years old! 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
851 So what! You’re still full of pupa! 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
852 I told you, "Ask your fairy godmother to make you a king, not a monarch." 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
853 We can watch Cocoon, but I don't think it's about what you think it's about. 1.3429 0.07851 70 53 10 7
854 No, I don't want to watch Cocoon again. 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
855 I hate to pin you down ,but where will you be sleeping ? 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
856 Is that what you been doing in your room the last few weeks? 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
857 Really? Khakis? 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
858 This happens every time you drink! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
859 I suppose you just dropped your cocoon on the floor where, as usual, you'll expect me to pick it up 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
860 I don't care how much you've changed. We're through. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
861 What did I say about flapping through the living room? Dust, Tom, dust everywhere! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
862 The change I had in mind was you doing more housework. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
863 When I said you may as well come out, I meant to dinner with the Rogers. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
864 Its still your turn to unload the dishwasher. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
865 You know, you were much less annoying as a catepillar! 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
866 Just remember, I can still sting like a bee. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
867 When are you leaving for Mexico? 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
868 I see you’re out of your cocoon. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
869 Well, the monarch of the house has arrived. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
870 Dad, those were the gummies, not the laxatives! 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
871 Did you have a nice metamorphosis dear? 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
872 You still have to take your shoes off! 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
873 Howard your fascination with Sinatra's "Fly with me" has to stop 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
874 Now you tell me. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
875 I told you: Not in the house! 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
876 No... I most certainly don't want to spend the next two months flying to central Mexico. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
877 This is not a revelation, Howard. You weren't hiding them that well to begin with. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
878 I need a little more dishwasher emptying and a lot less flitting. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
879 Amor, it's sweet you're learning Spanish for me, but I think you've confused "mi esposa" and "mariposa"." 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
880 Don't come flying down here until you've cleaned up your chrysalis! 1.3380 0.05999 71 48 22 1
881 I told you not to set the dryer to life cycle 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
882 Something different about you, you've changed! 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
883 When I said to pick up your feet when you walk, that's not what I meant. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
884 For the fifth time Max. We are COMPLETELY out of Mulberry leaves! 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
885 Milton dreamed of being part of the monarchy. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
886 No--I have a headache. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
887 You're getting too close to my cashmere sweater. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
888 Jesus, Bert, just get a Porsche and leave me for a blonde. This is just sad. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
889 What did you do with Francis the caterpillar! 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
890 I knew I should have married Spider-Man. 1.3377 0.07758 77 60 8 9
891 Oh yeah, well I can sting like a bee. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
892 Yes,they make you look fat. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
893 Don't you leave that cocoon for me to clean up. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
894 And all I got was hot flashes. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
895 We migrated last year. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
896 You’re certainly not a monarch in this house! 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
897 I thought you were getting a cab. 1.3375 0.07323 80 61 11 8
898 You old fairy! 1.3375 0.07323 80 61 11 8
899 I was chasing the bright ELUSIVE butterfly of love… 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
900 First enlightenment,now metamorphosis? I’m canceling your library card. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
901 oh sure, you have time for metamorphosis, but you can’t take out the trash. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
902 Are you sure? Underneath this sweater, I'm a spider. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
903 not what i meant by you need to change 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
904 We're out of cashmere 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
905 Wow! You really DID go upstairs to change! 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
906 That’s not what I meant when I said you needed to change. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
907 You were warned that there could be side affects with that insecticide. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
908 Did you make silk on the bathroom floor again? 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
909 You need to stop drinking the off-brand Redbull. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
910 Everybody's coming out. Surprise me for a change. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
911 Sorry, but I just don't have time for any more of your flights of fancy. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
912 It’s about time. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
913 The least you can do is change a light bulb. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
914 For goodness’ sake Norm, the Millers will be here any minute! 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
915 It's always fight or flight with you. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
916 Did you use my deodorant again? 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
917 Next thing, you'll sting like a bee. 1.3333 0.07244 81 62 11 8
918 I don’t care whether it’s a cocoon or a chrysalis. Clean it up. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
919 OK. You win. Some people can change. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
920 You may have wings but you're no angel. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
921 You are not a butterfly, you are drunk. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
922 Where was this metamorphosis 20 years ago, Harold? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
923 That's not what I meant I said you need to change. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
924 I told you, I straight now. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
925 Sorry, it looked better on the hanger. 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
926 We get it. You read Kafka. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
927 That's not how cocooning is supposed to end when humans do it, Gerald! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
928 Good grief, Douglas! First I had to put up with that cocoon, and now this! I hope you'll be migrating soon. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
929 You had me at larvae. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
930 I said WE needed a change! 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
931 Clearly, this cocooning at home has been going on for too long. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
932 I could care less about your “amazing”wingspan. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
933 Someone took the Butterfly Effect too literally 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
934 I think you came out of your cocoon too late. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
935 Well that's one side effect the doctor didn't mention. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
936 I told you not to take a nap in that sleeping bag. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
937 No! Yo are not laying eggs on my tomato plants. 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
938 I liked you better in the cocoon. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
939 You said you wanted to spread your wings, but I had no idea!” 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
940 " I suppose you'll be going outside now to flap your wings and change the future." 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
941 This is "'change?"' 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
942 Dad, this has got to stop. 1.3301 0.06381 103 79 14 10
943 I liked you better as a wallflower. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
944 Dad, I wish you'd warn me when you spike the brownies. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
945 No, I don't think if you had a crown you'd be a monarch. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
946 Sorry, it's just too little, too late. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
947 I don't care how social you are-- I'm not driving you anywhere. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
948 And let me guess, I get to clean up the chrysalis. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
949 Why couldn't you get a Corvette like every other mid life crisis? 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
950 Will you fly upstairs and get my slippers? 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
951 And you wonder why I'm not getting vaccinated. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
952 How was your day at the nuclear plant? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
953 Would you please stop hovering, Albert? 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
954 Is this some sort of mid-stage crisis? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
955 You aren't the same larva I fell in love with. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
956 They don't mind you pollinating in their garden, but people can see you when you watch them shower. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
957 ‘I thought your name was Chris, not Chrysalis’ 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
958 I can't put my finger on it, but you've changed. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
959 Seems a little early in the day to get high 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
960 I know, I know, you saw the light was on... 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
961 Flighty doesn't begin to describe you, Dad. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
962 Change my will. I want to be pinned under glass. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
963 Coming out!? Again?! 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
964 Finally, you've come out of your shell. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
965 So, you've finally evolved. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
966 Don't make me get the net! 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
967 If you try sting like a bee next, I'm outta here. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
968 I know you're a 'changed man', but I'm telling you, it's over. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
969 When you said you were "Coming Out", that's not what I expected. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
970 When do I get MY wings? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
971 How many times can you "come out" in a lifetime? 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
972 Don't you think that's a bit dressy for the book club? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
973 You know once the exterminator gets here, I can make no guarantees. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
974 Honestly Jules, do I look like your little buttercup? 1.3288 0.07569 73 56 10 7
975 I'm still not in the mood! 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
976 No, I'm not interested in beginning a thrilling new aspect of life. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
977 And I’m supposed to think you’ve changed? 1.3288 0.07569 73 56 10 7
978 Don't try the old 'I've gone through a metamorphosis' excuse on me! 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
979 I loved you more as a larvae. 1.3286 0.06009 70 48 21 1
980 Dammit Pete! Are those are bedroom curtains? That’s it, no more Sound of Music for you. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
981 Wait. When we met, you said you were Chris Alis. What did I not understand? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
982 Yes Howard, I do notice something different about you. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
983 I told you go easy on the Kafka. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
984 Chester, you’ve lost weight. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
985 No, I do not want to join you for a light out. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
986 Well look who decided to finally emerge from his cocoon! Your lasagna is probably cold. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
987 I didn't even know you were pupating. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
988 OMG! You caught a new COVID variant? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
989 Woah, Uncle Bert! Had a feeling you’d be flying in sometime. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
990 They're definitely not your color. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
991 I dare you to jump off the roof. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
992 So I only need to book one seat for our flight to Florida? 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
993 You were much less annoying as a catapillar! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
994 I said to Move, not Morph! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
995 I told you not to get vaccinated 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
996 You didn't tell me you were going through metamorphosis, I thought it was a mid-life crisis!! 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
997 I just flew in. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
998 I finally sit down and now you expect me to clean up your goddamn chrysalis? 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
999 We have been cocooning through the whole lockdown 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1000 Ok...you're carrying this social butterfly thing a little too far. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1001 Please stop drinking Red Bull 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1002 Is it me or my sweater you're eyeing so hungrily . 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1003 Stop hovering over me. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1004 Someone’s feeling social today! 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1005 Gregor! Shoes off! 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1006 Go back in your coroom. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1007 I call this look 'the butterfly affect.' 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1008 When you said you were going to "reinvent yourself",I imagined something less "flighty". 1.3239 0.07967 71 56 7 8
1009 Did you wipe your wings before coming into the house. 1.3239 0.07967 71 56 7 8
1010 You grin, but somewhere in Omaha there's a tornado brewing, and it's YOUR fault, Stanley! 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1011 I can tell you’re in the mood to pollinate, but I have a headache. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1012 And where was this display of whimsy, say, twenty years ago? 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1013 I meant get the butter fried wings. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1014 I see you've broken out of your cocoon. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1015 I'm reading. We can pollinate later. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
1016 Wherever you molted, remember to clean it up! 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1017 Well aren't you the social butterfly? 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1018 Stop that, George. You can't cause a hurricane at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1019 You’re still just a caterpillar to me, Fred. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1020 You're only out until I find a larger pin. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1021 Maybe now you’ll stop being so hungry, hungry all the time. 1.3214 0.05399 84 58 25 1
1022 Is this another phase, like the cocoon? 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1023 I thought you were cocooning. 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1024 Don't look at me—the milkweed's out back. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1025 Harry,I told you metamorphosis is not something slugs can do! 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1026 So now you want to become a social butterfly?! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1027 I am not your ladybug and you still need to take out the garbage! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1028 Dad! You had your midlife crisis LAST month! You don't get to have another one! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1029 Can I get a whoomp whoomp? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1030 Which one of you kids left the window open again? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1031 No fairy play tonight. I have a headache. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1032 I knew the holes in my sweater were getting bigger. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1033 Tripping on mushrooms again? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1034 Something’s aflutter but it isn’t my heart. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1035 Please migrate to the kitchen and bring me a snack,dear. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1036 Knock off the Red Bull. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1037 So, is this another flight of fancy or a kafkaesque moment? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1038 All that after watching the old movie Papillon? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1039 You know you’re really starting to bug me! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1040 You're still ugly. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1041 Why did you take so long to change? 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1042 And just where are you fluttering off to? 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1043 I'm not in the mood to be pollinated tonight. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1044 Wow, you've really come out of your shell. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1045 No, I don't want to see how you also sting like a bee. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1046 I, too, dream of gossamer wings. But you’re still doing the dishes. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1047 Where’s Pupa? 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1048 Well,at least you didn’t metamorph into a cockroach. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1049 I assume you left some Red Bull for me?. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1050 That pollen well dried out long ago. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1051 This I can handle; just stop stinging like a bee. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1052 The denture fairy's trip to the nursing home. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1053 Damn you, Bernard. You promised there was nothing in those muffins you baked. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1054 Why don’t you build a rocket like the other guys. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1055 Our latest rendition of Spider-Man's newest foe. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1056 It's really hard to hide a Red Bull relapse, Joey. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1057 Thought you left on the migration south last week. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1058 Yes, I’m very happy for you. Just stay the hell away from my sweaters. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1059 Ok, I see! Just stay out of my closet. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1060 Papillon !!! 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1061 Did you pick up our pupa from soccer? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1062 You should keep your meta-morphosis in the meta-verse, where it belongs.” 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1063 You left the toilet seat up again, you asshole. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1064 I liked you better when you were a caterpillar 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1065 We get it Hermon, you're a real social butterfly 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1066 Again? I’m sorry; I feel a headache coming on. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1067 I'm not going -- you promised it was business casual. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1068 I’m transitioning 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1069 I’m not interested in your elaborate courtship dance tonight. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1070 And here I thought you couldn't change a person. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
1071 You're a real high-brow Kafka, aren't you? 1.3165 0.07328 79 62 9 8
1072 Now evolve into doing the dishes once in your life. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1073 You look like a fairy. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1074 Stay still, you’re turning into our mother. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1075 Will you stop flitting about 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1076 When I said that I hoped you would change, this is not what I had in mind… 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1077 Fine, we'll watch Cocoon? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1078 I liked you better as a caterpillar. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1079 It’s about time, you’ve been in bed for ten days. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1080 Those wings are sure affecting MY weather. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1081 It was just last night you thought your life was over as a caterpillar! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1082 I don't remember this being on the CDC's list of symptoms... 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1083 You give wingnut a whole new meaning. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1084 Damnit, Arthur Pod, this was not the kind of change I was talking about! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1085 I warned you not to get vaccinated! 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1086 So I'm just sitting here with no legs and you want to flaunt your pretty wings, is that it??!! 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1087 Great you have wings, when do I get legs 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1088 You seem to have enjoyed your stay on the Island of Dr. Moreau. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1089 Carl, why can't you just have a midlife crisis like everyone else and go buy a red sports car?!! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1090 So you'll emerge from a cocoon as a beautiful butterfly but won't go to couples therapy. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1091 Were you snacking on the sweaters again? 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1092 Sheesh, Morris, I thought that "flying away on silken wings" was a metaphor for dying! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1093 You meant literally you need to spread your wings. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1094 I don’t care how much you’ve evolved, Bernie. The moderates still won’t like you. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1095 My sister said those things can cause cyclones in South America. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1096 You'll get a swat if you were snacking on my wool sweater again! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1097 Why couldn't you just buy a Porsche or sleep with your secretary like the rest of them? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1098 What?? You told me I should spread my wings. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1099 You're not just going to Mexico for a holiday. I know you"re never coming back! 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1100 I heard that Harold was going through a midlife-chrysalis too. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1101 Your doctor warned about side effects. I'm sure your bat wings will come back, dear. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1102 Oh, I bet you’ll lose interest once she shuts off her porch light. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1103 To be honest, I much preferred you as a caterpillar. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1104 See you later, pollinator! 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1105 That is not what I meant by "Bug off"! 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1106 Will you stop bugging me already? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1107 So, I’m still you old flame am I? 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1108 Don't you dare flutter back into this house smelling of cheap pheromones!" 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1109 Oh, for God’s sake! Just when I was getting adjusted to being married to a caterpillar! 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1110 I hope you put the cocoon in the recycling this time. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1111 I see I left the light on. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1112 Ok. It’s getting now too kafkaesque. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1113 If you wanted attention,all you had to do was ask. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1114 If you're going out, remember your mask. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1115 Dad, you need to read the instructions and download Twitter correctly. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1116 Dad,that's not what they mean when they say trans. 1.3125 0.07462 80 64 7 9
1117 Fine...you go smell the roses....while I suffer with my seasonal allergic rhinitis. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1118 I said this is a matriarchy, not a monarchy 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1119 So no knee replacement? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1120 No one ever said: "Be fruitful and pollenate." 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1121 Is this what you meant by calling me the "larva your life". 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1122 Super hero? You can be defeated with a box of moth balls! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1123 You're still a pest! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1124 Were you attracted to my inner glow? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1125 Wordle in one! 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1126 Forget it!...the flame went out long ago! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1127 Why couldn’t you metamorphose into something useful, like a plumber? 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1128 You're such the social butterfly, aren't you. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1129 I see you finally got out of bed 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1130 I see the moth balls are not working. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1131 Oh look. A butthead-fly. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1132 Must you flutter around the issue? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1133 Just keep away from the lights. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1134 That’s nice, but can you sting like a bee? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1135 If you've been in the wardrobe, I'm releasing the gecko. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1136 That's not deterministic chaos, Mort. You just knocked over the lamp. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1137 I thought you wanted to cocoon. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1138 No, Marvel Comics didn't call yet. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1139 Don't tell me, you have a date. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1140 Most people just come out of the closet. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1141 I still don't believe you're capable of real change, Gary. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1142 You can't wear those wings to the club ! 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1143 You should see what 'the change' is doing to me. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1144 Retirement has changed you. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1145 I'm glad YOU think it was worth the wait! 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1146 I could never pull that off but on you it works. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1147 Dad! Get back in the closet! 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1148 When I said “you need to get out of your shell Larry”, this is not what I meant! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1149 Glad to see you resolved your mid-life chrysalis. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1150 Not until you get your piolet's license Dad! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1151 Flit somewhere else 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1152 Well...look who's come out of his coccoon! 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1153 You've been snacking on the sweaters again, haven't you? 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
1154 Well, you've been sleeping long enough! 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1155 What version of COVID do you have 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1156 Now off you go Wilbur to show Orville how it is done. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1157 Well, this explains all the latest chaos. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1158 New glasses,Phil? 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1159 This is not the kind of cocooning our therapist was talking about. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1160 Stop it Leo! I'm not your little flower. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1161 Don't worry, I'm not going to try and pin you down. 1.3077 0.08915 52 41 6 5
1162 That fairy look does not become you. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1163 Too little, too late Bob. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1164 I told you to go easy on the Red Bull! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1165 Maybe now you will stop and smell the flowers once in a while. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1166 While you're up, mind grabbing me some nectar? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1167 You’re just flapping that virus all over the place! 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1168 I just don't think you should be flying at night anymore. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1169 You always have to be different! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1170 Too little, too late! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1171 Tooth fairy? Did you come to help me find my dentures? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1172 How much did you pay for those things? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1173 I light a candle for some solitary meditation, and Bam! You seem to be drawn to interrupt me. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1174 Okay, Dad. You can go out, but let me write down what you're wearing in case you get lost. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1175 Meta- what? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1176 Two years of living in a cocoon, and you're the one who turns into a butterfly. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1177 What are you all in a flutter about? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1178 I guess SOMEONE is ready to come out of the Covid cocoon!! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1179 So now do you think you can metamorphosis the dirty dishes?? 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1180 Sure, Henry, you told me you'd change. But it's just too late now. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1181 You really have changed! 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1182 I don't care how pretty you look. I'm not flying with you until COVID is over. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1183 How long were you in there? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1184 So did you get the job at NBC? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1185 I liked you better when you were a caterpillar and would come crawling when I called 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1186 Does it look like there's any nectar in here? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1187 I’m sorry but not all of us are having such a productive pandemic 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1188 I guess this explains why the trash hasn't been taken out for 10 to 14 days. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1189 You left the hatch open again! 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1190 Yes, I think you're cute. But stop hovering over me. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1191 Yes, I can see that you float like a butterfly. But can you sting like a bee? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1192 How is it you're always so cheery in the morning before coffee? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1193 Now, that was devious! you didn't explain when you said your part in the play is that of a Monarch. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1194 I'm not putting on the porch light again" 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1195 "I thought you'd never leave that cocoon. Go empty the dishwasher." 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1196 Alex,turn on the lights,please. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1197 Kafka, if you must self-identify as an insect, I suppose you could do worse. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1198 Is that why there's been a cocoon in the garage for three weeks? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1199 if I wanted legs and wings I would have ordered a Chicken!" 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1200 You may have changed, but you're still an accountant. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1201 Oh, fuck. OK, whatever. 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
1202 No, I have not always wanted to dress like Mr. Tilley.” 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
1203 Why can't you just wear a tie like everyone else? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1204 Is this "Poker Night with the Boys" a weekly thing now? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1205 Oh, fly off. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1206 yeah........and you sting like a bee 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1207 It was a root canal!! I didn’t get to keep the tooth. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1208 I told you climate change would bring out the best in you sooner rather than later 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1209 This is why I keep telling you to turn off the lights. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1210 You still have to wash the dishes, Perry. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1211 I'm sorry, your butterfly effect is not going to change anything this time!" 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1212 So, you're done cocooning? 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1213 When I said 'grow a pair' , I wasn't talking about wings 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1214 It's only January. Check back in three months and we'll see. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1215 Just because we’re going out you don’t have to be so literal. 1.3026 0.07497 76 61 7 8
1216 I can't imagine why you think that would impress me. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1217 See? I told you Gary, everyone goes through puberty, even the late bloomers. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
1218 Don't look so smug. If you bothered to read the warning label you would have read that butterflies only live for 2 to 6 weeks. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1219 That’s one way to keep the floors clean 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1220 Some of us are not content to just float through life 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1221 If the republicans win in November that's not gonna fly. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1222 Right, you float like a Butterfly and I sting like a Bee. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1223 You don't have to fly downstairs, just text me next time. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1224 Do you always just have to fly away when we argue? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1225 Yes, yes, of course, I noticed! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1226 Every time I try to concentrate you come fluttering by 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1227 I see your cocooning has really paid off,Harold. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1228 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Monarchy. I get it now. Very clever, big sir. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1229 Well, well, well. Look who finally emerged from the bathroom. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
1230 While you're out flitting from flower to flower, just remember who cooks your meals, washes your clothes, etc., etc., ... 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1231 Wow! You weren't kidding about coming out! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1232 So you've stopped coccooning...big deal. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1233 I said "fly away," not "fly my way." 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1234 Isn’t it about time you settled down?! 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1235 I was expecting a moth. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1236 Not ANOTHER outfit from Studio 54 in the 70s. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1237 Why do you seem to hover every time I turn on my reading lamp? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1238 You have the strangest allergic reactions... 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1239 Honestly! If you want to read my New Yorker, you can just ask. I'm not playing Eustice to your butterfly anymore! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1240 Cut it out. Dust is flying all over the place" 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1241 Sorry, I’ve already been pollinated twice today. 1.3000 0.07973 70 57 5 8
1242 if you want to change do it outside 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1243 Cut it out; you're going to give fairies a bad name. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1244 That is not the butterfly effect, Brad. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1245 You know I hate when you flit about, thinking you're the monarch of the house. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1246 I don’t care if you’re a monarch, you still need to do the dishes. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1247 Don't tell me she swept you off your feet?! (by subscriber Donald Haskin, Philadelphia, PA) dhaskin34@gmail.com 1.2982 0.08658 57 46 5 6
1248 I thought you were going out for chicken wings 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1249 You and your Viagra. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1250 I see you're tired of cocooning too! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1251 A rose, a daisy, a petunia, I don't care! As far as I'm concerned, you should just go Polinate Yourself! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1252 Oh get back in your cocoon and stop bothering me. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1253 I won't go any faster with you hovering over me! 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1254 I thought your inner man was gay, not a social butterfly. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1255 If you're going out, at least put on a different sweater. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1256 Now do you believe me that Kafka is not bedtime reading? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1257 Sure, I’ll let you go, but if you don’t come back, you were never mine! 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1258 Honey, the Butterfly variant is here! 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1259 No, I don't want you to flap your wings and change the weather half a world away. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1260 I guess you can get rid of all your shoes now. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1261 Geez... I was just getting comfortable with the transgender thing. Now what? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1262 It's about time you got out of that cocoon. I thought you were going to sleep until springtime. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1263 Harold, I am not flying to Mexico with you! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1264 Wings, schmings. It's the new glasses I can't stand. 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1265 Yes,Mr. Papillon-Mariposa,I know that every language has a different word for "butterfly!" 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1266 We need to talk about the electric bill. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1267 Now you want to change? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1268 I know you said you don’t see it, but you’ve changed. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1269 Yes, but do you get frequent flyer points? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1270 Look who the wind blew in! 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1271 Maybe instead of coming up with new forms of transportation, you could actually go to AA and get your drivers license back. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1272 I hope you put your chrysaslis out on the curb! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1273 I told you to lay off the Red Bull. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1274 Funny how you come out of your cocoon when you start getting hungry. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1275 You still look like a caterpillar to me. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1276 I thought I told you to stop drinking Red Bull. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1277 I told you to leave your wings at the door! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1278 Off-brand Redbull again, huh? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1279 No, I am not interested in you extending your proboscis! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1280 That’s it, you’re grounded. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
1281 It beats you flapping your gums. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1282 When you said you were exploring Metamorphoses, I thought you meant Ovid. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1283 I don't care if you do learn to sting like a bee - I'm not calling you The Greatest! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1284 And just where have you been? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1285 So, did you find the edibles? 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1286 So I see you didn't go with the walker" 1.2941 0.08131 68 56 4 8
1287 The 2nd red bull might have been one too many ~ 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1288 I’m flattered that you still try to court me, but sometimes I just want to be left alone. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1289 Why can’t you be more like a fly on the wall? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1290 Please don’t hover near me while I’m reading Kafka. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1291 I’m all for it, if they’ll help you clean the gutters. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1292 Don't even think about touching this sweater. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1293 This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to evolve, Harold. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1294 Are you here because you want to see me or because I left the light on?" 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1295 Zip your fly 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1296 I'm not pretending you're "The Tooth Fairy". 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1297 No I don't want to go pollinate with the old man. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1298 I don’t care. I’m still not drinking Red Bull. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1299 I wish your smug attitude would have a metamorphosis, too. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1300 Dang it, Dad -- stop trying to get me to change and go to the light! 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1301 No, I don't think they make you look more attractive! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1302 You know, you’re a real pest… 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1303 Better. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1304 A social butterfly you ain't. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1305 that’s the last time I’m smoking anything! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1306 Harold, I don't CARE you took a Viagra! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1307 I hate when you hover! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1308 OK, so what did you cause this time, an earthquake or another tsunami? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1309 You can’t just bat your wings at me and smile. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1310 I told you acid would get you into trouble. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1311 I guess it's milkweed for dinner then? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1312 I said “When pigs fly” 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1313 This? After what you said about my lasagna? 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1314 I see you are off your meds! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1315 What next? You gonna sting like a bee? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1316 Oh Steve, you're back - How was Mexico? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1317 What are you smiling about? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1318 I suppose I should be grateful it wasn't a fly in that thing. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1319 You’re taking up boxing? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1320 Really Harold... at your age? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1321 Do you have to make such a big deal in coming out? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1322 How on earth did you break out of that cocoon? I used duct tape. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1323 It's your wardrobe that needs the metamorphosis, Bernard." 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1324 Well, you’re no longer the worm I married. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1325 You'll do anything to avoid walking 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
1326 This is not what I mean by putting on something "a little more colourful". 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1327 Let me guess: you finally got a second follower on TikTok. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1328 I was skeptical, but the new you IS a 'Disney/Kafka fantasy mashup.' Bravo. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1329 I’m not in the mood to pollinate. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1330 I know, I know: we bloom at different stages in our life. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1331 I’m not in the mood tonight!! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1332 You call that flying? You're only 6 inches off the ground. 1.2899 0.07753 69 56 6 7
1333 What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other pair I got you? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1334 What now? The Great Migration? 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
1335 Why are you all dressed up? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1336 Did you take out the garbage? 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1337 Look who emerged from his chrysalis with the same nose. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1338 No, now that you’re a monarch does not mean you no longer have to do the dishes. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1339 No, I don’t want to mount you. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1340 I'd better not find your chrysalis on the floor again. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1341 One more time and I swat you. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1342 I liked you better in the space suit from last week's cartoon." 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1343 Cockroach wasn't good enough for you? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1344 You're still just a worm to me. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1345 No longer coccooning? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1346 I've told you already. No flying in the house. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1347 I knew you were up to something when you asked to turn the heat up. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1348 When I said, "Go upstairs and change." that's not what I meant! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1349 Can you flutter more quietly! I swear ever since your midlife metamorphosis you've become intolerable. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1350 Now we're fairies again, right? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1351 Did you drink all the Red Bull again? 1.2879 0.07714 66 53 7 6
1352 Not one more flutter out of you,mister. Fiji isn't ready for another typhoon. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1353 Those clash with your shirt. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
1354 Clever, but Metamorphosis was about a cockroach. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1355 I enjoy change, too, but do have to be so dramatic? 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1356 30 years too late, Harold. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1357 No! I do not have any pollen! 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1358 Do you still snore? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1359 And I suppose you’re two hours late for dinner because of unfavorable winds? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1360 Did you close the garage door? 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1361 Usually, you get butterflies in your stomach. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1362 Edwin,we need to talk. You’ve been a little flighty lately. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1363 Shouldn't you be migrating south for the winter? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1364 2022 is my year of metamorphosis. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1365 So now you are literally droning on and on! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1366 Instead of haunting me, can’t you just molt or something? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1367 I liked you better when you were just flapping your mouth. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1368 You can stand down; I shall henceforth use “they” ! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1369 No, I'm still pupating. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1370 You're still a worm! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1371 I preferred it when you stung like a bee. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1372 Still trying to one-up your cousin Gregor? 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
1373 If you start one more tsunami this week, the wings go! 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1374 I wish you would spread them somewhere else! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1375 Honey, you’re wasting your time. You’re not getting invited to the Met Gala. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1376 I'm listening to 'Flight of the Bumblebee,' not 'Madame Butterfly!' 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
1377 Where have you been? Mexico? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1378 I did not say "Merry Chrysalis!!!" 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1379 Aha! So you ARE a flight risk! 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
1380 Just because my lights on doesn't mean you can just fly in anytime you want! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1381 Harold, I thought you'd already migrated. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1382 You can't expect to mend things on a wing and a prayer. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1383 You’re pushing it Gregor! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1384 At least therapy is working for one of us. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1385 No, I'm not going to turn on my reading light 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1386 No, I don’t think you look like a fairy! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1387 I can see you’re ‘bright’—but I’d prefer it if you’d go back to being ‘elusive’. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1388 What's her name? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1389 You're metamorphized already? The Johnsons aren't coming until 7:00. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1390 Well, good luck with that. I'm just gonna take my chances flying the normal way, like everybody else. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1391 You missed the antennae. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1392 I know that look....you're not stinging this bee. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1393 I'm staying in! I'm just not a social butterfly like you! 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
1394 Isn't it time for you to migrate somewhere? 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1395 Don't expect me to be all matchy-matchy. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1396 Fine, I'll get out the pupa scooper. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1397 You and that ridiculous Micro dosing diet 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1398 I see you've really taken to Kafka. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1399 Can you stop all the flitting about? It's starting to get annoying. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1400 Frankly I see you more of a moth 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
1401 Dad, if you have to come out, why can't you do it like everyone else? 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1402 The mushrooms were excellent. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1403 I told you those brownies were for the party! 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1404 I can’t ignore it any more, Keith—you’ve changed. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1405 So you discovered where I hid the magic loafers." 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1406 You weren’t exaggerating when you said VERY hungry. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1407 You sleep all day and then come flying in here expecting to find some honey. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1408 No. As long as you have no fever or cough, you’re fine. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1409 Yeah, yeah, when you were my age you’d been on 14 New Yorker covers. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
1410 Testing new cures again, I see. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1411 No, you can't borrow a cup of sugar water. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1412 Enough metaphors. Just accept that you'll never change. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1413 Harold,no one likes a show off ! 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1414 I had a funny feeling about your midlife crysalis. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1415 You're 45 years old George. Are you just going to flutter your whole life away? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1416 wow, you're finally out of your room for once...what a social butterfly. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1417 That isn't the metamorphasis I meant! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1418 Frankly, I liked you better when you were in the pupa stage. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1419 30 years of marriage and now you decide to come out. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1420 Cut it out, Gerald! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1421 You can flap those wings all you like, but that doesn’t change the fact that your so-called metamorphosis leaves a lot to be desired. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1422 Yes, you float like a butterfly, yeah sure. But your stinger is small like a bee's. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1423 That's great, dear, but I'm going to need to see some behavioral changes as well. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1424 For the last time. No, you can't borrow my wool sweater! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1425 So you were literally cocooning over the last few days? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1426 you should've just bought a convertible! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1427 No. Gregor isn't home. Something was bugging him, so he went out. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1428 Oh please! We have not been cocooning that long! 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
1429 Not now John, our guests are about to arrive 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
1430 Mid-life metamorphosis. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1431 Good nap? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1432 I haven’t seen or heard from you in weeks and now you think you can just float back into my life? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1433 What's with the smirk? My feet are off the ground too. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1434 Why are you so upset? I thought you told me to wing it. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1435 Bitcoin's back up! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1436 Aren’t you a little old for that? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1437 Do we need to talk about your 23 and me results? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1438 Are you mixing and matching your drugs again? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1439 Well look who finally emerged. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1440 Told you it was just a midlife chrysalis. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1441 Well, you look better than you did in your pupa stage, but not by much. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1442 Watch out. Johnny, next door, is working on his fifth grade insect collection. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1443 Honestly! Can't you mid-life crisis like everybody else? 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1444 How do you know you're not destroying property somewhere? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1445 Dad, I'm glad you came out of the closet, but I hope you didn't eat holes in my sweaters. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1446 So that’s where you’ve been the last two weeks! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1447 I thought you wanted to cocoon tonight! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1448 Stan! I'm watching NETFLIX! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1449 I sad pupa not Poppa . 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1450 Fine! But I'M still cocooning! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1451 What's next? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1452 Knock it off! This is no time to be a social butterfly - there's a pandemic going on. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1453 So that's what the second booster shot is for. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1454 Hey Joe, did you forget your redbull again? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1455 When I said "let's wing it" for dinner tonight, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1456 Come on Dad. You just scared the bejesus out of me. You gotta stop showing up like this! I got you the nice funeral, the nice urn for your. ashes. Would you please just get back in there? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1457 Dad, I told you to keep your hands off of my gummies! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1458 Yes, it is Ray Bradbury’s A Sound of Thunder. Why do you ask? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1459 Ah, so this is “The Big Change”? Whoop di do. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1460 But what about all the things you can't do? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1461 Big deal, you're done cocooning. Well, I'm not! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1462 All right, all right dear. You're a butterfly and not a moth. Now what? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1463 Wow, Bob, you’ve really changed. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1464 Well I guess this solves the mystery of who drank my milk thistle. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1465 No pollinating until I finish this chapter. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1466 Let me guess, no need to wait up, right? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1467 My wish is for you to go away. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1468 They cancelled my flight 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1469 Honey, we’re out out chocolate cake, ice-cream cones, pickles, swiss cheese, salami, lollipops, cherry pie, sausage, cupcakes, and watermelon. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1470 You may be a monarch, but don’t forget I’m still queen around here. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1471 I hope you didn’t leave a wet cocoon on the bathroom floor 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1472 I know you love 'The Crown' but this is taking your obsession with Monarchs too far! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1473 I sure picked a bad week to quit drinking. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1474 So I guess you will be stinging like a bee? 1.2785 0.06963 79 64 8 7
1475 Well a lot’s happened while you were in your cocoon mister! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1476 I heard you up in the middle of the night. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1477 I liked you better in your larval form. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1478 Hey Mom! I think Dad’s going to the Sydney gay Mardi Gras after all. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1479 I hope you didn't leave that empty cocoon lying on the floor. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1480 They're blaming you for the hurricane in the Philippines. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1481 Knock it off Bob or I'll let the Iguana out of its cage! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1482 The change I was talking about involved the cap on the toothpaste. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1483 Looks like the pigs kidney had some side effects. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1484 What's the big deal? I knew you were a fairy when I married ya. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1485 I take it the procedure was a success, then? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1486 I take it back—I prefer you as a cocoon. 1.2769 0.05593 65 47 18 0
1487 Cocooning worked out for me. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1488 No, I will not refer to you as The Monarch. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1489 You don’t look like The Tooth Fairy! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1490 For the last time,you are not my fairy god brother-get lost!! 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1491 You might be the king of our castle, but a Monarch is pushing it. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1492 I distinctly said "You can be the mother." 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1493 well Mr. Butterfly no more excuse on taking out the garbge 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1494 Marge! Your inflatable floated down the stairs again. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1495 Well, look what seventeen years of marriage just blew in. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1496 Mother told me you’d always be a social butterfly. 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1497 I've already told you I am not going to Mexico! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1498 I underestimated your eagerness to cocoon on a long winter weekend. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1499 So, which is it today - dreaming you're a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming you're you? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1500 It’s about time you came out of your cocoon! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1501 Just this once,can we dispense with the “Sting Like a Bee” part? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1502 You're not wearing that shirt with those wings to dinner. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1503 And you think she is going to believe in the tooth fairy when she sees you? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1504 Hey Fred, the lit candle is on the table to your left. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1505 I told you that you had taken 'Covid Cocooning' a bit too far. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1506 Oh. I see you changed. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1507 We’ve already discussed this. Will you please stop hovering? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1508 Morph yourself. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1509 Morphing into retirement is coming along nicely! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1510 'Dear, I told you it wasn't FDA-approved.' 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1511 Well good for you but I’m still happy to cocoon. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1512 If I turn the light out, will you leave? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1513 But we agreed to cocoon. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1514 Elusive? Maybe. Bright? NO. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1515 The biology experiments in the basement are going well, I see. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1516 So, how was your flight? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1517 I meant 'gay' as in happier. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1518 OK. You have finally impressed me. I'll mate with you now. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
1519 Do you realize you've worn that shirt three days in a row? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1520 I want legs, not wings! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1521 Can we just watch Masterpiece Theater without the theatrics? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1522 Just winging it today? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
1523 Get that smug look off your face. A week ago you were a caterpillar. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1524 You won't fool Eustice. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1525 Very nice, but I'm still not investing in your gene editing company. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1526 So that’s what you meant by “transitioning.” 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1527 OK, the makeover definitely helped, but I still am not sleeping with you! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1528 Is THIS what you meant by coming out?! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1529 Oh good, now maybe you’ll migrate. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1530 Really. Just say you'd like to be in Mexico for winter. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1531 I see you've finally emerged from your cocoon. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1532 No! I won't call you "Mothra." 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1533 Oh, good. This should make it easier for you to clear the gutters. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
1534 As long as you're up, can you grab me a beer? 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1535 Did you drink my Red Bull again? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1536 Did you bring the hummus? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1537 I told you not to read the CliffsNotes version of Metamorphosis 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1538 I get it. You're leaving. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1539 Metamucil not metamorphosis! 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
1540 I'm just sick of you saying " Stop and smell the roses, Joe" 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1541 If you're such a 'new man,' try unloading the dishwasher for once. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1542 There are easier ways of keeping your shoes off the carpet. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1543 Beat it! I'm cocooning. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1544 I wish I could take naps like you. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
1545 I’m not ready yet. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1546 You experienced metamorphosis ... but you haven't changed at all. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1547 This is not the change I was talking about! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1548 For the umpteenth time, I'm not interested in flying to Mexico for the winter. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1549 We're all out of pollen. You'll have to put it on the list. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1550 After all these years, you still give me butterflies. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1551 Seriously,Harold? I went through menopause and you got wings? 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
1552 What?! I thought we were hibernating during lockdown,not cocooning! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1553 Damnit Harold...why are you flying around here when I'm trying to read? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1554 What did I tell you about reading Kafka before bedtime? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1555 I just don't know who you are anymore 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1556 Nice of you to finally migrate downstairs. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1557 That’s swell, Ron. Now do ‘Stings like a bee’. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1558 Nice to see you out of your cocoon 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1559 Seriously?! We can't fly anywhere right now. Put your wings back in the closet and we'll order take out. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1560 I see Mr. Prance Around has even a bigger ego today. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
1561 I hope you didn’t leave your chrysalis on the bedroom floor. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1562 It's a little late for this, don't you think? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1563 I don’t care if it is a metaphor, you’re creating a draft. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1564 Dad, getting high doesn't mean you have to fly to do it. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1565 Do you want to get swatted again? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1566 Now you are going to have to move to México. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1567 Would you please stop harping on chaos theory? I'm trying to finish 'Lord of the Flies.' 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1568 Come on Leo!! Do you think you can flit in and out of here anytime you please? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1569 Not exactly what Marge had in mind when she told her husband to sprout a pair 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1570 How was Mexico?? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1571 Trying out your butterfly effect? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1572 So you CAN change. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1573 When I said we should cocoon during the pandemic, that's not what I meant! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1574 No wings in the house! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1575 OK, I'll winter with you in the forests of southwestern Mexico. But, I'll have to fly commercial. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1576 You think you can just flutter in while I'm still pupating?? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1577 Steve, you're hovering again. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1578 Look who just got out of quarantine 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1579 No,I don't think you can cause a hurricane halfway across the world! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1580 You were lower maintenance whenever you were a caterpillar. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1581 I so preferred the larval stage of our relationship. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1582 Oh, hi TinkerBill. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1583 Well look who came our of his cocoon 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1584 Ah, I thought I felt a draft. Please shut the window. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1585 You've been in a cocoon for days and you just expect me to be happy to see you? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1586 Dammit, this is why I got rid of that yellow light bulb. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1587 My friend, this is your time to expand your wings and prosper. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1588 You're back? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1589 Harold, have you been shopping online again? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1590 Count yourself lucky, the Samsa boy next door got it so much worse 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1591 I preferred the cocoon. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1592 Nice try, Men never change 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1593 First you crawl around the ground, then you hang in a chrysalis, now you just flit around the house. I just need some predictability. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1594 You're always trying to cause chaos. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1595 Well look who emerged from his mid-life chrysalis. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1596 I suppose this means you won’t be taking out the garbage anymore? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1597 Not now! Go back to your cocoon! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1598 Wow, shaving off your mustache really was a transformation! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1599 I don’t know if The West Wing is on. And must you hover while I read ? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
1600 I told you to buzz off! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1601 Some men can change, Alice. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1602 I feel a draft. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1603 You've been listening to Mariah Carey again, haven't you? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1604 I hope you did not leave your chrysalis where everyone could see it! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1605 I’m not roleplaying emerging variants again. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1606 No, I am not interested in pollination tonight. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1607 Yea its me, the Tooth Fairy. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
1608 Not quite what I meant when I said “go change.” 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1609 Really committing to your ‘be more of a social butterfly’ resolution, I see. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1610 Cocoon, shmuckoon! You'll never get back upstairs in that get up. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1611 Hank, stop metamorphizing! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1612 How about that, when you flap your wings I do get annoyed. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1613 I suppose now you expect to go to Mexico? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1614 I told you to take your shoes off! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1615 Metamorphosis, metashmorphasis, Harold. You still need to empty the garbage. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1616 Not tonight, I’m too tired. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1617 I always thought you were a bit of a fairy. Congratulations! 1.2687 0.07838 67 56 4 7
1618 I'm about to sting like a bee if you insist on wearing those." 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1619 So, you finally came out of the chrysalis. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1620 I bet you can't even spell the word "commitment"... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1621 I thought you ate that sweater. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1622 That reminds me, have you fixed that hole in the screen door yet? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1623 You were supposed to butterfly the brisket, not yourself, dear. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1624 Look, we’ve all been cocooned but it doesn’t mean you’re the one that gets to spread your wings 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1625 No, you do not look gnat. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1626 Horizontal stripes! Icarus, I TOLD you they make you look fat! 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1627 That doesn't make you social. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1628 Great...just stay away from my sweater drawer 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1629 Tell your mother its one-way to Mexico this year or I'm pulling your wings off! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1630 Are you trying to tell me something that I don't already know? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1631 You’ve changed for real this time? I’ve heard that before. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1632 Wipe that smirk off your face and that pollen off your collar! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1633 I liked it better when you were going through your caterpillar phase. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1634 Just once I’d like to be able to go to the museum and not have some old man try to nail me. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1635 Honey, there sure have been a lot more typhoons since you stopped using the stairs. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1636 So glad the lessons worked. I hope this means you're done eating the houseplants. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
1637 You are so annoying! You're like a moth to a flame. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1638 Do I look fat in this? Be honest 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1639 No, you can't have a bite of my sweater. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1640 No! I’ll just pupate right here. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1641 You can be my Wing Man anytime! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1642 So now I suppose you want some nectar. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1643 Okay, so you're coming out--I don't think that's what it means. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1644 You have to decide now. The table lamp or me? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1645 Of course you're a fairy, but do you have to be so damn obvious about it 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
1646 Dad. While most guys are rolling over in their grave, you're playing Broadway show tunes that Mom definitely would NOT have approved of while you were alive. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1647 Metamorphis? Now? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1648 I was hoping for the bluebird of happiness, not the gypsy moth of the ridiculous. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
1649 Honey, I told you, you’re NOT Muhammad Ali! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1650 I asked Alexa, to find the Man of La Mancha. Not the Man of La Moth-a. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1651 That flutter you're feeling is not your AFib. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1652 If you are trying to convince me that this is a monarchy, try again." 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1653 How about a butterfly that dreams it's a man who needs to take the garbage out? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1654 You still have to keep your shoes by the door. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1655 I see you finally decided to come out of your cocoon. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1656 I see that you've had a metamorphosis; you needn't be so flamboyant about it. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1657 Well, at least one of us had a good night’s sleep. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1658 So, you’re finally up. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
1659 Hm... They're gonna say it was the Vaccine. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1660 Could you be any more dramatic! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1661 You're so gay! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1662 I rather prefer the paisley. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1663 No,Barnaby was my grandfather,and where is your fedora? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1664 Did you drink that Red Bull I left in the kitchen? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1665 You’re too early 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1666 I liked it better when you were hanging around in the attic. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
1667 Are you high right now,Melvyn? 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
1668 I'll bet you can't sting like a bee? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1669 Oh my, look who finally decided to come out of his cocoon. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1670 I've got no arms and no legs and this is how you enter the room. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1671 I said to bring out the Crystal Light, not get out of the chrysalis 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1672 So this means you'll stop hogging the blankets? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1673 Omg ! therapy really works 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1674 You can’t fool me… I just saw the caterpillar crawl under the sofa. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1675 There's a big difference between fluttering and fooling around 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1676 Gregor Samsa would hate you. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1677 You're supposed to micro-dose those psychedelics Bob. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1678 You have always been a flighty person but I never noticed the wings 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1679 Use your indoor imagination. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1680 Yeah, but you sting like a bee. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1681 You were less annoying as a chrysalis. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1682 You don't have to take your boxing instructors advice so literally 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1683 Honey I forgot I even had these! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1684 You know the warning said that taking too many blue pills could cause you to flutter! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1685 I’d be more impressed if you just took out the garbage without me asking three times. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
1686 Okay, as long as you don't sting like a bee. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1687 No! I don't want to go out and check out some flowers. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1688 You aren't the larva I married. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1689 No, I am not in the mood to cross-pollinate with you! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1690 Now I suppose you need a prayer. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1691 I love you but, honestly, sometimes you're such a goddamn faggot! 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1692 (What)Witch did you replace? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1693 I emphatically refuse to call my husband Madam Butterfly! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1694 Marvin, I think you've taken this cocooning schtick a little too far. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1695 It's about time you came out of the closet. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1696 I thought you meant you were going to get Buffalo wings. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1697 Will you stop hovering around me I am reading. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
1698 This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to change 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1699 This changes everything. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1700 Be home by midnight. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
1701 Kafka was a beetle, not a bloody butterfly! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1702 I said, "Let's butterfly the meat tonight" not "Let's butterfly and meet tonight." 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
1703 This will explain the holes I found in my sweater. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1704 Wings. No wings. It doesn't matter. You're name is Larry. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1705 Remember the DNA game I bought online? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1706 Is this the change that's gonna come? 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
1707 Does this mean our trip to Cancun is back on? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1708 When did you give up real estate, Mr. Burnside, and go into the pollen delivery service? 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
1709 Stop hovering. I swear I’ve disposed of all of the moth balls. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1710 I really admire your commitment to change, but don't you think this is getting out of hand? 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
1711 Is your midlife chrysalis over now? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1712 Yeah I know we’re a married Gay couple. But I’d rather not broadcast it around. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1713 Can't you just walk into a room like everyone else? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1714 Looks like someone has gotten the butterflies. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
1715 Is that what you mean by "winging it"? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1716 Harold. Are you going to fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1717 I thought you would pretend not be a fairy when we go visit my parents. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1718 I thought you lost a little weight during the pandemic, but this a total transformation! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1719 So you didn’t qualify for the white ones? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1720 No more milkweed! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1721 Did you get your hair cut? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1722 You're hard to pin down 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
1723 I told you to take it easy on the edibles. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1724 I said BUZZ OFF! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1725 Bernard, all this flitting around is really starting to bug me. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1726 Don't give me that "had to spread my wings" crap. I want a divorce. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1727 Don’t you flap your wings at me! 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
1728 You may be a Monarch, but that doesn't make you the boss of me. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1729 It's transgender, not trans-species. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
1730 So that explains all the holes in my woolens! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1731 I don't care how delicious the damn nectar is. I'm not emerging until I'm good and ready. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1732 You've confused metamorphoses with hubris 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1733 What took you so long? 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1734 I take it this means we're not taking the subway today. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1735 Who the hell are you? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1736 I could have swore that was a caterpillar costume yesterday. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1737 No way in hell you're getting me up in that,Orville. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1738 You're STILL no monarch! 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1739 Well, it's better than that 'I want to be a caterpillar' phase that you went through. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1740 Did you remember to buy the cat food? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1741 Were you drinking out of the hummingbird feeder again? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1742 I liked you more when you came in crawling on your hands and knees 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1743 Well, that’s quite a metamorphosis you had in the bathroom. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1744 Well this was an unexpected side effect of the Cialis... 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1745 No,honey,this changes nothing 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1746 Butterflies can too buzz off! 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1747 Be reasonable Fred. You can’t expect the rest of us to go on an all nectar diet. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1748 Looks like group therapy is altering your perspectives… 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1749 I think you've been reading too much Kafka, George. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1750 They're nice, but I said to pick up batter-fried wings. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1751 How was the flight? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1752 Have you been binge watching Hanibal Lecter movies again? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1753 And I thought you were in Covid quarantine for the last two weeks! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1754 Gregor Samsa, you stop that metamorphosis nonsense right now. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1755 No, that’s not as ‘transformative’ as my menopause. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1756 Please, I'm tired of hearing about your metamorphosis! 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
1757 I liked you better when you were larvae . 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1758 For the last time! Yes. I see you. So what?? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1759 So THAT'S what LSD does 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1760 I hope you kept the receipt. Those aren’t going to fly. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
1761 Did you have a good nap? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1762 It's true you're a delightful fairy, but it's not quite what I had in mind when I answered your ad. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
1763 That’s a shame. I really liked that shirt. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1764 I told you cocooning wasn't a good idea. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1765 You can stop with the smug look. I don't want to be a butterfly. 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
1766 When I get them mine will be bigger and more astonishing. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1767 Not what I meant when I said order some wings for the Super Bowl party. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1768 Don't be ridiculous. Unicorns aren't real. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1769 she gave me too many butterflies 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1770 Dad, you've tried other hovering strategies and the didn't work either. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1771 Let me guess…you also sting like a bee 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1772 Put a pin in it, Harold. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1773 It's just like you to fly off when we need to deal important issues 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1774 Harold, this constant need for attention, is getting out of hand! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1775 Well, I guess you really are a sensitive little butterfly 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1776 Metamorphosis, schmedamorphosis! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1777 The butterfly effect won't help you now! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1778 I guess I was wrong for calling you a little WORM. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1779 Did you get a haircut? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1780 You've seen Cocoon one time too many 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1781 Does this mean you will stop eating all the plants? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1782 Jeez, Harold! Thank God you're in black and white! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1783 Don't forget, you are an INSECT, Fred! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
1784 Stop flapping your wings and acting so damn happy when I don't even have legs!! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1785 Did I forget to turn off the porch light again? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1786 Mother always referred to you as flighty. Now this proves it. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1787 But have you put out the recycling? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1788 Come on Dad, we talked about this, not in house. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1789 No, Jerry. I don't want to see your mothballs. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1790 Not tonight George, I have a headache! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1791 I know what it is! You got a new shirt. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1792 When I said you should spread your wings I meant we should start seeing other people. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1793 Oh for chrissake, Kevin, we dated in high school. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1794 Can’t you just come out like a normal person? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1795 I preferred you as a helicopter parent. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1796 Everyone is really sick and tired of mutations, Gerald. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1797 Yeah, nice. Now who's going to clean up that chrysalis thingy? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1798 I liked you better when you were living in a cocoon. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1799 Get back in your cocoon Morris! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1800 It looks great, but don't wear it out before pride week. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1801 Why can I never have some Me Time without having to turn the lights off? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1802 Just don’t eat the clothes. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1803 Is it spring already? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1804 Does this mean you’re leaving? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1805 You're such a show off 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1806 I'm thrilled you've emerged from your pandemic coccoon, darling, but this is a bit much. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1807 Good for you. You still have to take out the trash. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1808 You still have to take your shoes off before coming in. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1809 Well, Gregor, this sure beats the roach! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1810 Just stay out of my closet. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1811 Be gone! I wished for an angel, not an Angell. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1812 When did you become a Democrat? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1813 It's not even spring, yet!" 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1814 I grow a couch but you get wings? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1815 Seriously? Every single time I turn on the light? 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1816 How many times have I told you--wings outside only! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1817 Dad, you can't just fly in here with no notice. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1818 Is that sweater cashmere? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1819 Go to Denver, they said. They decriminalized it, they said. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1820 Not tonight, I got a headache. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1821 Aren’t YOU the social butterfly! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1822 Butterfly style? You think I'm going to do it butterfly style?! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1823 I thing I preferred your chrysalis phase. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1824 Even giant butterfly wings won't change the fact you're an asshole Larry. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1825 Trust me, the time you spent as chrysalis is not worth the improvement 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1826 No, we are not listening to Moth Radio. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1827 Have you been reading Kafka again? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1828 Good, you're up. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1829 It's no fair to emerge from your chrysalis when I've only begun to cocoon. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1830 Moth man, schmoth man. Is dinner ready? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1831 Well I hope you at least saved the silk from the cocoon this time. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1832 Oh, c’mon John! There are easier ways to be social. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1833 If you ate a fairy, what am I?!?… 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1834 Well, it is certainly better than the larvae phase. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1835 Great,did you finish the dishes? 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
1836 That’s great … but you’ll never be able to sting like a bee. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1837 Well, finished cocooning have we? 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
1838 Would you quit bugging people?! 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
1839 Chuck, I distinctly recall instructing you when mating season will commence! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1840 If you're going to have those out, then at least clean the gutters. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1841 “Forty years of marriage and NOW you come out of your cocoon?” 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1842 I'm glad you're finally coming out of your cocoon. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1843 Wait, don't tell me. You also sting like a bee. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1844 Bit early for Mardi Gras, isn't it. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1845 There is a broom and dust pan in the closet. You can clean up the cocoon yourself. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1846 What time did you go to bed last night? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1847 Thank God, your larval stage is over. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1848 Well that explains the holes in my sweaters. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1849 I don't give a damn what Fauci said! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1850 WHAT DO YOU MEAN- FLY AWAY WITH ME! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1851 Wait, I'll go find the net. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1852 If you want me to chase you around the house again with a net, forget it. When do I get to feel carefree and beautiful in this relationship? I opened a window for you, Frank. I suggest you use it. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1853 You think you can just flit in and out of my life, well I'm not having it. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1854 “I am not picking up your pupa.” 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1855 But I don't want us to change 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1856 I don't care about your wings, I just smoked pot for the first time and am melting into the couch! Bring nibbles! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1857 You disgust me! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1858 Now I suppose you'll just fly away after fifty-two years of marriage! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1859 Now stop it immediately Harold, you might cause a tornado 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1860 Huh? Turns out you were a caterpillar. I always thought you were a worm. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1861 Big deal, so now you're a butterfly. The trash isn't going to take itself out. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1862 I'll tell you again, Bob, 'not tonight, I've got a headache!' 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1863 I thought I told you, we are not going out tonight!!! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1864 I know I told you that you should break out of your shell,but this is a bit extreme. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1865 What have you done to Papa Pupa? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1866 Well, dear, you finally learned to make butterfly wings, but you still don't know how to make me a cup of coffee in the morning!" 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1867 You're not a Mummer, you'll never be a Mummer so take off those wings! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1868 When I said go get hot wings I meant food. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1869 Very 'pretty', Floyd. What's your point? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1870 Stay away from the lightbulb in the garage. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1871 Enough with the incessant flapping. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
1872 A normal mid-life crisis isn't enough for you, is it , Clarence? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1873 Did you put the cocoon in the recycling? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1874 No, I will not mate with you unless you take that silly sweater off! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1875 You'll always be a pupa to me. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1876 Don't bring your good mood in here mister! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1877 Let me better understand, you want to relocate to Mexico right now because all of your friends are doing it? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
1878 I think you might've misinterpreted The Metamorphosis, but I kinda dig it. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1879 You're still just a caterpillar to me. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
1880 I'd prefer you could sting like a bee 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1881 I'm still the monarch of this house! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1882 Frank, did you at least put your cocoon in the hamper this time? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1883 I wish I'd never asked you to change. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
1884 Big deal! You were a worm yesterday!! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1885 That's no excuse for missing my birthday party!! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1886 This Victor’s Secret thing is next level 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1887 You were great during Pride, but your milkweek diet is giving you gas. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1888 Go back to your chrysalis 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1889 You expect me to treat you like a monarch now? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1890 Is that what you’ve been doing for the last two weeks? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1891 Harold, did you put LSD in my tea *again*? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1892 that's fine, Harold. But don't forget who's the wind beneath your wings. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
1893 We both know the larva stage wasn't worth it. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1894 Just in time to take down the Christmas lights. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1895 Oh,so you can grow wings,but not a sense of humor. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1896 You know damn well this isn't what I meant when I told you to grow up 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1897 Go clean up your chrysalis! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1898 Just watch it dad, I just bought a new very large net" 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1899 'Wear a Mask or go back into your cocoon.' 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1900 So what am I, milkweed? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1901 An impressive entrance but your lifecycle ends here. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1902 So I guess this means we're done cocooning? 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
1903 I know. I wish we could winter in Mexico like the old days. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1904 Muhammad Ali you’re not. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1905 The caterpillar grows wings during a season of isolation. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
1906 I told you to stay in my dreams! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1907 I told you this would happen if you kept ‘cocooning’. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1908 Three days in bed for this?? Jack Deneen, Bronxville, NY 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1909 Migrate! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1910 Now this is just starting to bug me. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1911 now neither of us will drag our feet on the carpet. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1912 I said: I wish you were a fairly good lover -- not that I wish you were a fairy god mother. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1913 It’s about time the mothballs got you out of the closet. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1914 Really Joe? What would we possibly do in Florida? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1915 I said "You Better Fly." 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1916 Finally, I get why you can't stay on task. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1917 You've got to get control of yourself now that marijuana is legal. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1918 Well, look who's come out of the cocoon! 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1919 I was wondering whether you’d ever emerge from your cocoon. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1920 Hi, Ron! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1921 Something's different... did you get new glasses? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1922 Not exactly a micro dose, eh? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1923 No, no mating. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1924 Most men buy a sports car when they're having a midlife crisis 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1925 I still can't believe you chose the wings and not the hip replacement 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1926 So you're the one who's been getting into my cashmere! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
1927 This Red Bull thing has gone far enough 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1928 When I said spread your wings, I meant find a new hobby. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1929 So you finally hatched a plan for 2022 - don't look so smug! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1930 You’ve changed, Marty. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
1931 Yes,Gary. I lit a candle. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1932 What? I said I was going to change for dinner. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1933 Wassup Tinkerbill? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1934 I told you, no more metamorphine! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
1935 You're no different from when you were pupating! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1936 Me turning the light on to read isn’t a personal invitation, Irv. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1937 I meant you never give me butterflies IN MY STOMACH ! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1938 Don’t be so smug - it’s not about you it’s just metamorphosis! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1939 Don't even think about it! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1940 Steve, you've really changed since the beginning of our relationship 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
1941 Are you winging it again Tonight 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1942 Impress me by doing the dishes. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
1943 You were less annoying when you were crawling around on the furniture. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
1944 It's still your turn to do the dishes. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1945 So your family tree really did include a monarch. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1946 I know you said you feel powerless to the nonsensical and soul-crushing bureaucracy that controls your nightmarishly bizarre life,but this? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1947 The whole mad scientist bit may be funny to you, but I’m the one who’s stuck cleaning up the broken vases and lamps. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1948 You're turning into your father! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1949 Milk weed for dinner again? 1.2500 0.08630 52 44 3 5
1950 Are you still working at that fly-by-night operation? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1951 You’re not the “woolly bear”I married 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1952 Where is your mask? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1953 I’ll have whatever you’re having. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1954 Merry Chrysalis! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1955 I thought you were out getting Buffalo wings. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1956 That peyote was for the curing ceremony! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1957 Just don’t expect me to sting like a bee. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1958 Well, I wondered when you were going to emerge. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1959 You can come in but I'm not turning on the overhead light for you. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
1960 This changes nothing, your still that discussing little worm who ate my tomato plants! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1961 When I told you to change, this isn't what I meant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1962 I don’t care what you look like now: in my mind you’re still a worm. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1963 Couldn't you have come out of the cocoon before we got married? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1964 Whatta ya mean, you and your buddies are off to Mexico? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1965 Oh, so now you want to travel. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
1966 I think you just caused a cyclone in Borneo 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1967 I don't suppose you left any Red Bull for me? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1968 Joe, I see you've come out of your cocoon. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1969 Well look who's finally emerged from his cocoon, and just in time for dinner. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1970 They said symptoms of the new variant include...never mind. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1971 NOW can you clean the gutters? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1972 Dad, when did you learn to fly? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1973 Excuse me? That's the change of life YOU get to go through? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1974 That’s wonderful, honey. Now go and clean the gutters. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
1975 You give new meaning to “ light in the loafers”! 1.2459 0.07631 61 51 5 5
1976 Henry, I told you to stop drinking those energy drinks... 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1977 You’ve been sneaking Red Bull again, haven’t you? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1978 I see your transformation wasn't as complete as I'd hoped. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1979 You left the Subaru to our pool boy! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
1980 Mother told me not to marry Posa. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
1981 If you want, I can pass by the store on my way. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
1982 I needed the job and the wings are a plus! 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
1983 I hate to be the one who said "you told me so" but that cocoon thing really worked out. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1984 I thought you were WATCHING the movie "Cocoon" all this time during your isolation! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1985 Hey, at least you're finally attracted to me now instead of the lamp. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
1986 If you need to flit, flit outdoors.” 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1987 My, my you’ve changed 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
1988 Great, now head to the kitchen and morph into a dishwasher. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1989 Dad, didn't you learn anything when you watched The Fly? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
1990 Now that's a variant I can get into. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
1991 Glad to see you've finally come out of your cocoon. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1992 Yeah, that happened 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
1993 Don't look so smug! You haven't changed that much. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1994 What's this Elon? Another one of your flights of fancy? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1995 So what if I am the wind beneath those- you still have to clean the carpet! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1996 And what? I'm supposed to be the flame? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1997 I think this whole cocooning thing worked out better for you than me. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1998 I guess this is the first time you were able to finish your new year's resolution to transform your figure 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1999 This is not what I meant when I asked you to be more social. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2000 You always are finding new ways to ruin your sweaters. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2001 I told you, Lloyd. No. Not even on your birthday. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
2002 So this is what you meant when you said you wanted to spread your wings. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2003 I asked for a drone taxi,not a winged termite. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2004 Stop with the Ali impersonation! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2005 It's Madame, not Mister! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2006 Migration time already? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2007 You've really changed. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2008 Therapy works. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2009 I can see someone's already solved today's Wordle. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2010 It’s still not enough for the Met to cast you. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2011 Frank never believed the rumors until he woke up after retiring from the Caterpillar Company. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2012 Is this yet another attempt at becoming monarch of the house? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
2013 Would you PLEASE sit down! All of this flitting around makes me nervous!! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2014 Oi Vey! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2015 Late bloomer? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2016 You're my fairy godmother? Got to be kidding! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2017 I liked you better as a social caterpillar, you know. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2018 Nope. Still depressed. But I'll never go back to micro-dosing. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2019 I hope you didn’t just leave you chrysalis for me to pick up! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2020 The doctor called to say if you keep up this lifestyle, you'll be dead in a month. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2021 You look lovely, Honey. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2022 What got you out of the closet? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2023 I'm glad your metamorphosis is complete. Just don't get too close to the light. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2024 Just because you’re a beautiful butterfly now, it doesn’t mean I’m cleaning up the cocoon bits in the hallway, Larry. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2025 Don't feel so full of yourself. It's only a passing phase. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2026 First you act like the king of this house, then you act like the monarch. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2027 I see you’re finally coming out of your shell. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2028 I hate to break it to you, but being a Monarch is sooo last century. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2029 Light a candle. They cut off our electricity. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2030 I asked for a monarch butterfly, not a civil servant butterfly! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2031 You still look ugly 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2032 vintage 50s 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2033 I thought we had cremated you! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2034 Yes, I do think you're still the same man who crawled out of here three weeks ago. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2035 I meant it figuratively when I suggested we break out of our cocoon. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2036 Six months in a cocoon and that's the shirt you put on? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2037 Huh, I always thought you were more of an ugly duckling 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2038 Finally emerged from your midlife chrysalis I see! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2039 And just like that Mort made his point to Betsy that years of gluttony will one day turn him into a beautiful butterfly. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2040 I always get confused, is it THC or CBD? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2041 You were better when you first came out of your cocoon. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2042 Stop congratulating yourself. Firstly you're a moth not a butterfly, and secondly the real reason you've proudly come out of that closet is that it's cedar-lined. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2043 Jeffrey, you're really starting to bug me. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2044 Look who left their cocoon. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2045 Really, Kafka, don’t you think that’s a bit much! 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2046 Does this mean that you're finally going to stop eating the rose bushes? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2047 I think we've done way too much coccooning. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2048 Ok, you're beautiful! Now bug off. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2049 I prefer your chrysalis stage. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2050 Any cashmere around... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2051 Well look at that... you finally put the toilet seat down. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2052 Don't look so smug. In my eyes you're still just a worm. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2053 So you think you can just flutter in here and I’ll forgive you? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2054 Fly away Dad. I’m trying to read. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2055 I asked for the Fly on the Wall! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2056 Did they change the red bull formula? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2057 It’s sweet how looking at me still makes you flutter.” 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2058 I liked you better as a larva. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2059 Can't you just TELL me about the 60s, Grampa? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2060 Don't let it go to your head. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2061 Didn’t I tell you that all this cocooning in the apartment was a bad idea? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2062 OK Harry, so you can float like a butterfly—but you'll never sting like a bee. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2063 You were more interesting when you stung like a bee. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2064 Why can't you have a normal mid-life crisis? 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
2065 You've got to get your hearing checked. I asked for a glass of 'crystal light.' 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2066 I told you no...I wouldn't marry you even if you changed your personality! 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
2067 Yes, they're pretty. No, they don't make you a person of color. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2068 I'm sorry, Tom. I'm not going to call you Tinker. You're Tom Bell, not Tinker Bell. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2069 Honey,look what I found in the garage! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2070 OK, KIWICO has jumped the shark. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2071 So now you’re claiming to be a monarch? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2072 Does somebody need a little attention? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2073 Frank,when you told me you wanted to move to Colorado for the elevation I thought you just meant for skiing 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2074 I told you, I'm not going! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2075 I don't care how much you've evolved, you can still take out the trash 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
2076 Don’t flatter yourself, Harold! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2077 Uncle! Have you been adding Redbull to your Vodkas again? 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2078 I get hot flashes. You get a round-trip to Michoacán. That's just swell Harold. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2079 I told you enough with that tropical punch energy drink. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2080 Look who finally came out of their cocoon. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2081 Has it been two weeks already? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2082 Fly up to Isabelle’s bedroom. Let her see that the awkward stage is temporary. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2083 You promised me you’d never change.” 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2084 After all these years, you've finally decided to come out! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2085 I told you not to drink a Red Bull! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2086 Just no. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2087 I don't think you know what Kafkaesque actually means. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2088 You won the Caption Contest three years ago — get over it. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2089 Aren't you a little old for a metamorphosis,Dad? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2090 I said, "butter fried." 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2091 So the blanket cocoon was literal? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2092 Honey, I thought we agreed your wingman days were over. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2093 I was thinking more of like, nicer clothes or a new hairstyle. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2094 You took “Cocoon” too seriously… 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2095 You ate it. Dead fly and all? Unbelievable. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2096 There goes our “pupa stage” excuse for skipping dinner with the neighbors tomorrow. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2097 Yeah, but I still sting like a bee. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2098 Forty years, and now you want to go out? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2099 Nope, I am happy being cocooned. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2100 I get it, your house, your rules. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2101 What makes you think you can wing it through every phase of your life? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2102 And here I thought you'd change all over! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2103 Dr. Caterpillar, you've changed. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2104 When your Tinder profile said 'Red Admiral', I was hoping for a Russian naval officer!" 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2105 Red Bull for breakfast was a mistake. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2106 Stop using my deodorant. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2107 We are in lockdown no fancy dress parties 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2108 Damn it, Harry! You always take me so literally. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2109 Great. Now I suppose you'll want me to change, too. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2110 No,I won't meet you in Mexico! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2111 Don't even *think* about joining me on the couch with those things. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2112 It’s perfect for returning to the office. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2113 I read Our Bodies Ourselves. What you see is what you get. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2114 Aren't you flying off course again? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2115 Oh, so you can grow wings but you can’t dust off the cabinets? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2116 Now that your metamorphosis is complete, did you cancel your flight? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2117 This pandemic vaccine has some nice side effects. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2118 Of COURSE I'm happy about your 'transformation' - but there's still a sink full of dirty dishes in the kitchen. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2119 So the quarantine self-improvement is going well? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2120 I hope I'm not going to find a used chrysalis on the bedroom floor. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2121 I wondered where you’d gone. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
2122 You were to stay in your pupa until I said you could come out. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2123 I felt a little bit of a buzz coming on. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2124 Just take it outside. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2125 Can't I just turn a light on without you coming in to bother me? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2126 So, THAT’S what the vaccine really does… 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2127 When you said you were planning to come out, silly me assumed you were talking about us. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2128 And you are…’Moth Vader’? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2129 For Pete’s sake, Garry, you know I only called you a social butterfly as a joke. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2130 You should see the Eggs I 've Laid! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2131 I think I need to stop microdosing. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2132 I don’t think right now is the best time to “drop in” on Gregor Samsa. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2133 Oh, Don’t be such a showoff. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2134 Thanks for showing me your true colors! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2135 Gary, you've changed. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2136 Wipe off that stupid grin; I know you’ve been pupating. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2137 I'm not going to the Opera and stop calling me Pinkerton! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2138 I think you misunderstood, they said you were a helicopter parent not a butterfly parent 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2139 No, I don't want and more of your stupid brownies. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2140 I hope it gives you a Wedgie. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2141 Dammmit, you were easier to live with when you were a pupa! 1.2364 0.08191 55 47 3 5
2142 When I said you should grow a pair, that’s not what I meant. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2143 You and your energy drinks. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2144 There’s a different way to migrate to the bedroom. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
2145 Nothing on Google yet ! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2146 Is sting like a bee next? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2147 Well, I am the caterpillar of celibacy. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2148 Again, wings for dinner? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2149 "Did you remember to leave the seat down? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2150 Hope you didn't leave your chrysalis on the floor again. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2151 I get the wings Harold, but why do you still need bifocals in the metaverse? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2152 I'm tired of your flights of fancy. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2153 Who do you think you are, the Monarch of the Den? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2154 Another delusion that you are the monarch in the family? 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2155 Cocoon, closet—you still need to help with the vacuuming. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2156 When you said you were ‘coming out,’ you weren’t kidding! 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
2157 No, we are not going to Mexico. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2158 I liked you better as a pupa. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2159 I was good with the very hungry caterpillar. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2160 Hide those wings before the kids realize their dad is the tooth fairy. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2161 I knew you'd turn into your mother one day.... 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2162 Where's your stinger? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2163 So, that's what was taking you so long in the bathroom! 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2164 No, I'm not going to drive you to Mexico. You can fly like everybody else. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2165 I can’t concentrate on my book with you flitting about the place. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2166 These florist bills are killing us. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2167 Metamorphosis isn't a substitute for real emotional change, Harry. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2168 So: you did come back to haunt me! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2169 You will still have vacuum the rugs. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2170 Let me guess,playoffs over? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2171 I thought you were going to change into your jammies. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2172 You know Bob, when I said think bigger, this isn’t really what I had in mind.” 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2173 Just because you’re light on your feet, doesn’t mean you can dance. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2174 Can’t you stop that damned flapping? I’m trying to watch this show! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2175 I thought you were quarantining. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2176 I am NOT picking up your chrysalis 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2177 No, Wilford, pretty sure that three bean chili made the wind beneath your wings. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2178 If you were really my conscience you wouldn't have that smirk on your face. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2179 Your leotard is in the dryer! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2180 I asked you to change, not metamorphose. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2181 I told you: I don't need a wingman! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2182 No, Howard, that's not what Moth Night means. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2183 Do you always have to hover right over my shoulder? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2184 Big deal. We've all been living in a cocoon for two years. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2185 Get out of my closet!!! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2186 You haven't changed at all! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2187 Brother,your color ink cartridge is empty. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2188 Wow! Now that's what I call coming out. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2189 Covid is not over. Go back to your cocoon. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2190 Well, that looks a lot better than that ugly chrysalis. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2191 You just can't let me be proud of learning to meditate during the pandemic, can you? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2192 Be a dear and knock down that cobweb while you’re up there. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2193 Sorry man, I liked it better when you were hanging in the corner” 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
2194 Enough already about your transformational experience. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2195 That's not what Kafka intended. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2196 I want back the caterpillar I married. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
2197 I said I wanted THINGS to change. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2198 You look different. Did you have work done on your nose? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2199 So,you finally decided to get up out of that damn cocoon. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2200 Now I suppose you're going to sting like a bee? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2201 Nice try, but you're still white. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2202 Yeah, well I can sting like a bee, so watch it! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2203 Damn it, Smithers. Not in the house. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2204 Not again!--the last time you did this you caused a typhoon in China! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2205 Please, Fairy Godfather, I'm trying to read. Go bother my husband. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2206 I thought the kit said ‘for outdoor use only’, 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2207 My mother said don’t marry a butterfly, but no, I wouldn’t listen! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2208 No, you cannot leave the Covid cocoon! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2209 We know you want out of your COVID cocoon,but really! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2210 I thought you were in Mexico? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2211 I don't care that it gives you wings - drinking that stuff is going to give you a heart attack! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2212 I had to pivot after they restricted travel to Cancun. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
2213 You’ll never catch me up in one of those contraptions! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2214 I just got a sore arm but how long did the Doc say you’d have this side effect for? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2215 Another metamorphosis! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2216 Stop landing on the satellite dish! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2217 Again? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2218 I see, you've grown wings! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2219 You've been in the edibles again, haven't you... 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2220 Must be amazing, but I am still not getting the booster 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2221 Please don't say Come Fly With Me! 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
2222 The cocoon is between you and the super. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2223 I really wish you'd lay off the milkweed. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
2224 I’m still upset about that last slice of cake. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
2225 I don’t care if you’re a butterfly or a caterpillar, your fly’s still down.” 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2226 It's about time you got out of your cocoon! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2227 I used the term 'metamorphize' as a metaphor. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2228 I don’t care what happens if you flap your wings in an Amazon jungle, just stop doing it in the house! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2229 Go back to bed,Gregor 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2230 I see you came out of your cocoon… 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2231 You gave up your position on the couch when you got your wings. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2232 Annnnd you’ve one-upped “the change”. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
2233 Did I hear a bell ring just now?!? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2234 Everyone liked you better when you were in your Covid cocoon. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2235 So you finally mastered the toilet? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2236 You looked better as a caterpillar. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2237 Your romantic overtures do not entice me, Malcolm. I know very well how Cassius Clay lured Sonny Liston. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2238 ...and do me a favor,get someone else to butter your fly. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2239 Aren't you taking this cocooning business a bit too far? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2240 At first I thought I was turning over a new leaf. But then I woke up in a different frame of mind. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2241 When you told me you were finally ready to come out of your cocoon, I thought you meant we were going to have more dinner parties. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2242 Oh, look who's coming out of his cocoon. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
2243 You worked late, huh? I can smell the nectar on your breath Ernie." 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2244 Chrysalis variant? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2245 Not quite what I meant when I told you to wing it. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2246 Oh my you've morphed into a peacock butterfly. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2247 The truth is, Gerald, you’re no longer the larva I fell in love with. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2248 It's about time you emerged from the bathroom! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2249 Do we still have that box of candles ? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2250 You looked more promising in your cocoon! 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2251 If it isn't Madame Butterfly, himself." 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2252 No, I don't want to go out and sip nectar. I'm reading. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2253 Yes, I have heard your cocoon story. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2254 Who split your chrysalis and made you a budding writer? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2255 So much for your unflappability! 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
2256 '"This is not a special occasion!" 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
2257 I thought I told you to stop buying Red Bull. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2258 Can’t you just be a fly on the wall? I’m trying to read Kafka. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2259 Oh, so some changes you *are* willing to make. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2260 A nap is always metamorphic. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2261 We’ve been cocooned at home long enough 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2262 Impressive, but I still don't think anyone will be interested in rebooting the "Cocoon" franchise. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2263 Where’s the milk I asked you to bring home? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2264 About time you got up! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2265 I liked you better as a Chrysalis. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2266 You could at least lend me your wings since I have no legs. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2267 Been reading Kingsolver again? 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2268 Yes, your world literature students will likely be impressed, but I'm pretty sure that is NOT what Kafka had in mind. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2269 The wings are all right, but I'm missing all my socks and sweaters. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2270 Do NOT molt on the rug again. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2271 Great, now there’s a Papillon variant. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2272 Yeah, but I liked you as a caterpillar 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2273 'Goodness!There's no flies in you.' 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2274 Not a pair — I ordered a POUND of wings. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2275 So you expect this to make up for your unavailability? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2276 No Mav, you can't be my wingman. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2277 This changes nothing. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2278 That's a little too late, you maggot! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2279 And to think you were a caterpillar only yesterday. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2280 How was your flight from Mexico?” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2281 I told you to grow a spine, not a pair of wings. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2282 Head back to the cocoon, we're still in a pandemic. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2283 You better not have drunk my sugar-free redbull 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2284 I suppose now you’ll sting me like a bee? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2285 Don’t expect him to ever change,” they said 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2286 Paragliding downstairs On Your Own Wind, is NOT flying! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2287 I could of had wings too. I chose irony. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2288 Were you cleared for landing by the control tower? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2289 So you metamorphosed; stop hovering! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2290 Your Transformation in Quarantine blog was a bridge way too far. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2291 I see the Mummers called....... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2292 Solar or electric? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2293 I preferred when you were a caterpillar. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2294 How many times must I tell you, leave your shoes at the door! 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2295 Now is hardly the time to metamorphose, Phil! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2296 Very cute! But it doesn't eliminate the mask mandate. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2297 And I'll bet you left a "magnificent" cocoon for me to clean up too! 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2298 Wear whatever disguise you want, I know it’s you Madame! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2299 So you have decided to come out of your cocoon 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2300 Why don't you migrate to the kitchen and do the dishes for once? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2301 You're a right flitter, you are, always flitting about so annoyingly... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2302 I still don't think you can beat Mike Tyson. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2303 Does this happen to every Caterpillar employee when they retire? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2304 What is now...? Metamorphosis? Can't you just play golf like all retirees? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2305 Well, I'll be, it seems drinking enough Red Bull does give you wings. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2306 Go back to your garden. I have a life. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2307 You were a worm two weeks ago. Try not to be so uppity. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2308 I thought you were migrating to Mexico! 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2309 Thanks, I just mopped. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2310 Well, I’m NOT feeling social tonight. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2311 I told you to stop drinking that Red Bull. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2312 Gerald: I said “weight loss” - not“weight-LESS!” 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2313 "Is this what you meant by having some work done? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2314 This doesn't mean you're flying to Mexico. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2315 I take it this week's "RuPaul's Drag Race" was a faaabulous episode. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2316 Can you just go back into your cocoon until my show is over? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2317 A caterpillar would have remembered the milk. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2318 I larvae you too, dear. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2319 I always knew you were light in the loafers, but not this light! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2320 Simon’s midlife crisis was a Miata, just sayin 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2321 I preferred the caterpillar. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2322 You're going out dressed like THAT? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2323 But we agreed to cocoon together until Covid was over. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2324 Quite the social butterfly, aren’t you? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2325 That explains why you were asleep for so long. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2326 No, I do not want to play air out the mothballs. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2327 I get it, you're more evolved than me. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2328 So this is what I get for letting you find your inner self? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2329 That’s not what I meant by, “grow a pair”. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
2330 When you are obsessed with Franz Kafka 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2331 It still counts as hovering! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2332 ... and don't start that "sting like a bee" crap, either! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2333 We’re not watching Cocoon again! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2334 Chatting with your old flame again? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2335 Why won’t you just stay cocooned?” 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2336 Why do I have to be the caterpillar again!? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2337 I take it that you're back from the therapist! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2338 Would you mind hovering in the atrium? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2339 Albert, I said I would tiptoe through the tulips with you, NOT help you pollinate them! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2340 I thought you said you would transform into a 'beautiful' butterfly... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2341 Oh, good god, Dad--your not a butterfly or angel or even a tooth fairy! So, just cut it out and take your meds!! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2342 Ditch the wings, Fred! We are trying to get acknowledged as human beings, not fairies. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2343 Can you also sting like a bee? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2344 Microdosing hasn't made you any less smug. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2345 Can you get a little more altitude? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2346 OMG, Herb, there is pride then there is flamboyance. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2347 You can forget it, I'll never be a social butterfly! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2348 They make you look like an insect. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2349 Well well! If it isn’t the pupa who earned his wings! 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2350 terrific … and I suppose you left that chrysalis mess for me to clean up again 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2351 Actually let’s not wing it through my parent’s visit this week. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2352 I told you, “I needed the wings tonight”! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2353 Oh buzz off 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2354 Flutter all you want. I'm not changing channels. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2355 So annoying! You are always hovering! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2356 Seriously? That's why you never take your coat off? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2357 I don't want a relationship with a fly-by-night. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2358 Next time I take a half hour to get changed I don't want to hear it from you. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2359 You know spots and stripes don't work. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2360 Gregor Samsa awoke one morning in a very good mood, and flew from his bed to greet the family. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2361 Is there anything you won't do? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2362 That reminds me, I need to update my will. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
2363 That's not what I meant when I said "Give wings to your dreams" 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2364 I remember when you had twenty legs to stand on. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2365 That's nice but you forgot my coffee again. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2366 I hate the effect you have on me! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2367 When the edibles hit 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2368 still a bug" 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2369 Stop flapping those things! You're causing a hurricane in Cancun. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2370 Can't go now. Fly yourself around the block. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2371 This is not what I had in mind when I asked you to change for dinner. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2372 You finally came out. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2373 And I imagine you left your exoskeleton all over the bathroom floor. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2374 How was that flight of stairs? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2375 I told you to lay off the Zoloft! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
2376 Listen to me, aren't you overdoing it with that Red Bull? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2377 One more thing, Harold. You’ve got to stop leaving the lights on in every room! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2378 You know I don't like it when you hover, Doug. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2379 Red Bull 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2380 Stop bugging me, Fred! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2381 Zuzu didn't say 'Every time the doorbell rings, Herb gets his wings!' 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2382 No more dollar store purchases for you” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2383 I know you’re into entomology now but this isn’t what I had in mind when you told me you’ve become a bug person. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2384 Well then, since you’re migrating to Mexico - can you take out the trash? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2385 I'm supposed to drop everything and make dinner because you finally came out of your pupa? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2386 Wear that to the museum, Sidney, and they just might put a net over you” 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2387 You win! You wear the dots better. But you don’t have to rub it in. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2388 Do you always have to bkock the light" 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2389 You look nothing like your internet picture. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
2390 You are smiling. Heaven or Hell? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2391 You’re never too old to pollinate but please don’t migrate at your age 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2392 Exciting change may be in the air, but you still have to do the dishes 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2393 Nice, but I'm not waiting around for the bee. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2394 I suppose you hid my net again. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2395 The butterfly effect is nonsense. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2396 What was in those Mothballs!?! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2397 I’ve come out of my quarantine. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
2398 I see you're going through the change, too. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2399 Have the kids changed yet? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2400 Please tell me you don’t also sting like a bee 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2401 I heard you were extinct! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2402 I don't think I want children. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2403 How was China? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2404 Pack your larvae and leave!" 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2405 Fer crap's sake, Leonard. Yes, they're very pretty. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2406 No, I am not interested in a butterfly kiss. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2407 I don't want to hear another word about your self-help book! 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
2408 I wish you had before we redecorated 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2409 I guess the restraining order wasn’t enough? OK, this time I’m getting out the swatter. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2410 I'll metamorphosis when I'm ready! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2411 Is this our mating season? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2412 No, I do not wish to fleetly flit about with you in the gloaming. I've had a day. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2413 Good for you, you metamorphosed. Just don't eat my cardigans." 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2414 Fine, just flitter home before it gets dark. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2415 I think it’s a little much but you do you. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2416 And please, for once remember to remove your wings before going into the china shop.” 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2417 That finally explains your performance in the bedroom all these years. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
2418 You couldn't stay off the Redbull? Huh! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2419 I thought I told you to lay off the Red Bull. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2420 I guess I was wrong; you can change. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2421 You're looking' pretty fly today honey 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2422 That's great but you should know the adult form only lives a week or two. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2423 That's nice. Meanwhile I was metamorphosing the dirty bathroom into a clean one. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2424 Lay off the Red Bull Larry and get us some lunch already" 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2425 Taking out the garbage without my asking. Now that would impress me. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2426 Well I say, it’s stink like a bee. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2427 You're early! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2428 i always imagined the tooth fairy as smaller... and prettier 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2429 I hope you at least cleaned up when you were finished. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2430 That wasn’t really what I meant when I said ‘metamorphosis’. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2431 Nice Harold, but I prefer your "Male Stripper" outfit. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2432 I was hoping for more after you've been cocooned in your den the past two years. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2433 Getting to heaven doesn't have to be boring. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2434 You better have put your cocoon in the wash, Gary. I'm not picking it off the ceiling for you. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2435 Yeah, retirement is great. Blah, blah, blah. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2436 I’ve had enough of your conversion experiences! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2437 The wings are fine. But do you have to look so damn pleased with yourself? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2438 When I said you should use retirement to spread your wings, I didn't actually mean... 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2439 I don't care how much you enjoyed the new Spiderman, Harold, you cannot be a super hero! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2440 This isn't exactly what I expected when you finally decided to "come out. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2441 Sorry Herb, but I don’t think Butterfly Man will instill fear in criminals. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2442 I recently broke up with my caterpillar girlfriend. She’d changed 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2443 That's not what I meant by "wing it." 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2444 I can’t believe you! After all this time saying “I’ll never metamorphosize!” 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2445 I still think it's time for you to seek psychiatric help with your obsession over human powered flight. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2446 So that’s why you’ve been sleeping all month. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2447 Isn’t a little late in the game to have found your wings? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2448 You need to spread your wings…how many times have I heard that before? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2449 Just let me cocoon in peace! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2450 You said you were incapable of change. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2451 When did butter ever fly? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2452 I said, "When pigs fly." Pigs! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2453 George, you better not have left chrysalis all over the bathroom again. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2454 I thought you were flying south for the winter. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2455 Feelings of Gratitude kicking in, huh? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2456 I see that glint in your eyespots. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2457 Cut it out! You're causing a draft! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2458 Take off your shoes in the house! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2459 Did you shave? You look different. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2460 How can I concentrate on my novel when you keep fluttering around the room? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2461 Clearly, you’ve reached a new stage 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2462 You haven’t done a thing all week and now you do one thing and expect me to notice? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2463 I said, "You DOLT", not, "You Molt"! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2464 What gender are you? What pronoun do you want us to use? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2465 I had to clean up your pupa again. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2466 Be less wimpy - sting like a bee! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2467 This binge and pupate cycle only makes you *feel* beautiful 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2468 How could they not accept you for the February 21 cover? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2469 That's not the coming out I had in mind. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2470 No! You are not the Monarch! You are just a pretender! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2471 Yes.butterflies are free. Now, get lost. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2472 I was goo like a week ago! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2473 Good heaven Dave. You scared the hell out of me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2474 This feels like a midlife crisis. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2475 If you float any closer, I'll sting like a bee. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
2476 No, you're not the monarch of this house either. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2477 Stop being elated. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2478 Aren’t you supposed to be in Mexico? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2479 Harold, I admire your creativity, but I told you to never set foot in my house again. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2480 Oh Mort! I am so happy I didn’t toss that chrysalis during my pandemic purge. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2481 Wonderful... you didn't leave your cocoon laying open on the bathroom floor again, did you? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2482 We've discussed this, Roger. Not in the house. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2483 Flap your wings all you want, but you won't change the fact that we've been married too long! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2484 Have you cleaned out the moth balls in the attic yet? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2485 Yes,I do have some Red Bull. Why do you ask? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2486 Far be it from me to keep you from your migration, Bill; but if you devolve into a chrysalis one more time, we're over! 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2487 A little early for Halloween isn’t it? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2488 Now, that was a great nap! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
2489 Did you get the milk, weed? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2490 Look who's finally decided to hatch out of their cocoon. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2491 When will you ever change? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2492 I'm not sure I like the way you've changed. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2493 I don't think "grow a pair" means wings. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
2494 Different, yes I notice that smug grin on your face. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2495 I told you I ain't got no more teeth 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2496 You're lucky. Not everyone has a fairy godfather. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2497 Did you remember to wipe your wings? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2498 We'll, you really wormed out of that one last night! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2499 Mother always said you aren't 'our kind' of caterpillar, but I wouldn't listen." 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2500 So? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2501 Hey Dad, this metamorphosis thing has gone too far. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2502 So, what’s up? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2503 Can't you see - - - I'm reading. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2504 No, I will not refer to you as Monarch. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2505 the stairs do not bother me anymore 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2506 I think I liked you better when you were a caterpillar. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2507 No, butterflies are still not free! 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2508 I thought we agreed to wait till 5 o'clock before getting into the nectar. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2509 Your shoes STILL need to come off at the front door, Harold. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2510 So this is what they gave you for all those flyer miles? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2511 So, this is the great food-delivery disrupter you’ve been working on? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2512 Now fly to Walmart for detergent and to Whole Foods for kale salad. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2513 Well...okay, but I get to pick the safeword. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2514 Bob’s Jeff Goldblum impersonation was just too flashy 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2515 Just wonderful! One more reason for them not to fix the elevator! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2516 People CAN change. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2517 Look, I know I said, "Spread your wings and fly" & "Go for your dreams"; just don't break anything in the house with those things. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2518 Oh come on, NOW you agree with the CDC? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2519 So you took out the garbage for once. Big deal. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2520 You sure took your time morphing up there! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
2521 I’m pretty sure that’s considered a “side-effect”! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2522 Well look who decided to exit his cocoon and join the party. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2523 Why don’t you migrate into the kitchen and grab me a beer? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2524 Would it hurt you to pick your chrysalis up off the floor for once? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2525 I'm not in the mood to flutter. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2526 I thought we agreed not to wing it. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2527 When I said I fancied Papillon, I actually meant Steve McQueen.. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2528 I preferred your caterpillar look! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2529 I wasted the best years of my life with you and now you blossom? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2530 You said you were getting a vasectomy 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2531 You were less smug as a caterpillar. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2532 I know you want to pay tribute to Eric Carle but this Very Hungry Caterpillar thing has gone too far. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2533 You're no longer the man I married. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2534 Just when I was starting to think you weren't capable of change. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2535 Flying moth for the summer? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2536 Out of the closet so soon? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2537 Harold, where is thy sting? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2538 Well, of course you feel a draft on your neck! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2539 OK, I admit I was wrong when I said you'd never change! 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2540 Don't go changin' trying to please me 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2541 Metamorphosis is so unreal, who would ever just become an insect? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2542 You voted for Biden, didn't you?! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2543 No, it's not the wings; it's all the ranch dip you devour. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2544 And finally the fairy flew out of the closet! Congrats! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2545 Your share of the rent was $1,200 when you were a caterpillar, it's $1,200 when you're a moth. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2546 Given the tricky balance of our marriage, that is not going to help! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2547 So, how were things in Mexico? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2548 I see we're out of the COVID cocoon. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2549 The more things change,the more they seem the same. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2550 Very impressive, but we still need a stair lift. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2551 That outfit's on its last wings. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2552 I should have gone with the bee. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2553 Would you stop hovering like that? You’re driving me crazy! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2554 Merle, those most definitely are not fairy wings. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2555 Perhaps you might reconsider your decision to come out of your cocoon. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
2556 Sorry, honey. The Butterfly Man just does not sound as cool as other arthropod-inspired superheroes. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2557 I meant chicken wings 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2558 I’m reading Finding You a New Hobby 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2559 Now for a prayer,I suppose. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2560 Watch out for the ceiling fan. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2561 I didn't expect you to implement the "butterfly effect." 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2562 I see someone's been pollinating again. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2563 So what if you’re a Monarch. I’m still the King of this castle. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2564 Remember, if you attempt to pollinate anything but flowers there could be issues. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2565 The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2566 finally you came out of the closet ! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2567 I said you need Cialis, not a chrysalis. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2568 Are you a man dreaming he is a butterfly or are you a butterfly dreaming it’s a man? 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
2569 That just doesn't turn me on anymore. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2570 Now that's taking your resolution to be a social butterfly this year too far! 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
2571 What is your ETA? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2572 When you prefer to flitter around the house. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2573 This is what I get for turning on the light... 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2574 Have a good time, but please, no hurricanes tonight. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2575 Ralph I just cleaned that upstairs bathroom. I hope you weren't metamorphasizing all over it and getting it dirty. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2576 Are you calling Groundhog Day? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2577 Yeah, yeah, big deal. Now will you get that ugly cocoon out of the den? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2578 Did you get the job? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2579 I just don't think one metamorphosize fits all. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2580 I don't know what you're so pleased about. Those colors are very unflattering. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2581 Where's Mother? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2582 I think that you’re taking this covid cocoon thing too seriously. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2583 Pupa to adult, finally. Now, get to work! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2584 And I suppose you left the cocoon on the bedroom floor next to your dirty socks? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2585 You finally came out of your chrysalis; it took you long enough. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2586 Doubling down on the tattoo, I see. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2587 OK, so I'm just a chrysalis... showoff 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2588 I'll 'Sting like a bee' on my own terms, thank you very much. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2589 I knew that some of us would come out for the better after all this time in lockdown. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2590 For the last time, we’re not migrating to Mexico! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2591 As long as you don’t sting like a bee 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2592 Roger, If you try to divorce me one more time, i'll call Monsanto right away ! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2593 You've been drinking too much Red Bull, Charlie. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2594 Not all of us turn into social butterflies on Saturday night! 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2595 I told you to leave that out of the brownies. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2596 I was hoping for a lot more than this when you came out of your cocoon. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2597 You're not my fairy godmother! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2598 Don't tell me, you have been spreading that fairy dust around again, haven't you? 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2599 Nice work "Doctor Brundle", but I'm still waiting for you to fix the garage door. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2600 I feel pretty, oh so pretty. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2601 I don't care how you sting. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2602 Your moth-er called today... 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2603 Did you clean up your pupa mess upstairs ? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2604 Those wings aren't getting you out of doing the dishes. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2605 You’re still not beautiful. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2606 When did you say you were migrating?? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2607 You said just wing it, right? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2608 Finally you can do nothing, and just flutter your wings around 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2609 I would have preferred you morph into George Clooney. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2610 No, you’re not a Monarch, and it’s still your turn to prepare dinner.” 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2611 No,you cannot have the TV antenna. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2612 No, I will not call you Emperor! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2613 You think you're so smart now that you've learned how to fly. But you still haven't figured out how to sit on the couch. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2614 If only you could as quickly change a lightbulb. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2615 Where have you been for the last two weeks? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2616 Whoooa. Which one of us is on drugs? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2617 I liked you better when you were pupating. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2618 I'm reading Kafka's The Metamorphosis to get some perspective. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2619 I can’t even find a good pair of legs, and you managed to find wings?! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2620 Jake you've got to lay off the Red Bull! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2621 I want to be in a polymorphic relationship. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
2622 Go wing-it somewhere else. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2623 When I said "Don't ever change," I meant it! 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
2624 I liked you better as a cayapiller. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
2625 I told you that I was the Monarch of this household!!! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2626 Papillon...you've changed? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2627 This is me time. Metamorphose later. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2628 I didn't marry you to flit around with! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2629 So you finally metamorphosized! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2630 So your special now? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2631 Summer 2042: "Better late than never! Time to enjoy the "great" outdoors" 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2632 Now can you fly out the garbage? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2633 How many times must I tell you those colors clash with the drapes. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2634 You know, SOME people just took up pandemic baking. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2635 If you leave your dirty dishes in the sink, I'll pin you to the wall. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2636 Where's that caterpillar I married? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2637 Well it's about time Harold; I've been asking you to change for years. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2638 For the last time Simon - Once a grub always a grub! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2639 Well, I see you've come out of your cocoon. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2640 Just because you are a Monarch doesn’t mean that you are king of this house. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2641 I thought I ordered Five Guys not Fly Guys? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2642 This isn’t what I pictured when they told us the prosthetics these days are better than your own hips. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2643 I always thought you were light in your loafers. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2644 I guess that explains why you refused to leave tbe couch for the past few weeks. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2645 I hope you wiped those wings before you came in the house. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
2646 As far as I'm concerned, you're still a worm. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2647 I can’t believe it’s not butter-fly. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2648 You're not the same person I married! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2649 The ten thousand steps-a-day require your feet to touch the ground. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2650 I suppose you're done cocooning with me. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2651 When does the migration start? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2652 So you finally changed,huh? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2653 I wish you'd stop fluttering in like that. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2654 ”Reciprocating, I should also spread my wings –because you’re not a caterpillar anymore?” 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2655 Don’t forget your face mask and when you get back put the nectar in the fridge. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2656 Sorry to disappoint, George, but I'm more old than flame at this point. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2657 Stop fluttering about and come sit with me! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2658 Did you at least scrape the chrysalis off the ceiling this time? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2659 Okay so you guessed today's Wordle in 2/6. Give it a rest. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2660 Don’t think that just because you’re a monarch, I’m going to treat you like a king. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2661 No, you are not the monarch. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2662 Unfriendly drones could be a problem. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
2663 So, NOW you can take out the garbage? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2664 It's about time that you came out of your cocoon! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2665 Finally out of your mid-life chrysalis? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2666 Looks like you've finally come out of your shell. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2667 Oh, I left some yummy little white candy balls in the closet just for you. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2668 And don’t come fluttering in here all smug! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2669 I told you cocooning was a bad idea! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2670 Stop flitting around Bill! And go clean up your cocoon! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2671 I light a candle and THEN you show up ? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2672 Floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2673 Shut up about how meditating transformed you! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2674 I prefer you as a pupa. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2675 I really preferred the sourdough baking. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2676 Are you here for my dentures? 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2677 Here's looking at you Icarus. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2678 1. I told you the cocoon sleeping bag was a bad idea. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2679 Okay, that's enough red bull for you, honey! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2680 You weren't so dang smug when you were still inside that cocoon of yours!! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2681 Yeah, well I don’t find it so amusing; that hurricane flooded the whole city. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
2682 I told you to butterfly the shrimp! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2683 It's just some light reading 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2684 So you're finally out of your cocoon? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2685 Any plans for the next 2-4 weeks? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2686 It was quarantining, not cocooning! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2687 Things have been weird since you stopped drinking Red Bull 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2688 So it was YOU who ate holes in my cashmere sweater! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2689 No, we’re having pork chops. I’m getting tired of nectar. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2690 Wait, what? You’ve never seen ‘Cocoon’ 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2691 Fine, you win, the right wing and the left wing do have something in common. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
2692 So...I am no longer a very hungry caterpillar 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2693 They really are going to come for you with a net. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2694 Stop it! I'm not there yet. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2695 Nah, I'm too too pupa'd to metamorphosize right now, you should go ahead and fledge without me. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
2696 I GET IT! YOU REALLY WANT TO WATCH NBC 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2697 I'm not easily impressed, Harold. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2698 Have you been fooling around in the metaverse again? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2699 Bug off! I'm still cocooning. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2700 Congratulations on the new you. You still have to do the dishes. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2701 Aren't you pleased with your early cocoon burst. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2702 Well, you just go back to the bedroom and metamorphosis again before the Tucker's arrive for dinner. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2703 I was okay with your caterpillar phase,but this is a bit too much. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2704 Well, aren't you the little antisocial butterfly? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2705 Ok, bigshot, but you're not a pig, and I'm still not doing it! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2706 I think the Peacock outfit is a better look for you. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2707 Keep flitting. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2708 Pupa it's not time for my cocoon yet! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2709 Did the butterflies in your stomach finally grow on you? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2710 Don't even think you're getting me to take the kids to school today! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2711 I should have married a ruling monarch. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2712 GET LOST! BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2713 Nice trick. But I still think of you as a disgusting little worm. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2714 You flew down the stairs to show me that, yet you forgot my slippers! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2715 I don't believe in the "butterfly effect," so flutter away. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2716 I said "transcend" yourself not "transform" yourself 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2717 I see you have emerged from your COVID-19 cocoon. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2718 Finally! You’ve been in that cocoon for weeks. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2719 Just don’t expect me to be the wind beneath your wings! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2720 Cute. Now how about finally fixing that leaky faucet in the bathroom? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2721 Whoa, you are going through a ‘midlife chrysalis.’ 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2722 45 years, and now you want to change? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2723 Metamorphosis smetamorphosis, I want my old brother back. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2724 face it, Joe! You're not the Superhero type. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2725 I am not your Madame! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2726 Well . . . it's better than "Grouchy old man!" 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2727 Well, look at you spreading your wings! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2728 What happened to stinging like a bee? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2729 Okay, so we’re not birds with the same feathers! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2730 I said 'fly away'! I didn't say 'fly to me!" 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2731 Sting me like a bee and we’ll see how long you float. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2732 I see you're ready to leave our cocoon. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2733 'I don't care what you can do, it's your turn to wash up!' 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2734 Jesus Chrysalis! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2735 But I'm happy as I am. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2736 “Why can’t you just be a helicopter parent like other dads?” 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2737 I told you, self actualization was *your* New Year's resolution! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2738 You have to stop watching reruns of Wings of Desire 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2739 Fine, I’ll turn the light off. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2740 Metamorp Surprise. Turns out I've been living in a pupa all these years. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2741 I don't give a damn what you wear, Horace. I'm not in the mood to molt today. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2742 Larry, this isn’t what I meant when we discussed personal change. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2743 You've got the right proboscis, but offering up sweet nectar isn't my style, so please leave me alone. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2744 That does not make you Mohammed Ali! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2745 No Milton, you can't claim responsibility for that tornado. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2746 See, I told you it was smarter to wait for a two-for-one sale. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2747 Finally, I’ve been waiting for you to emerge for a month! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2748 Don't forget to clean up the chrysalis! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2749 Did you go show the neighbor your new wings 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2750 I was only kidding when I said you lived in a cocoon. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2751 Well that explains why there's no food left in the house. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2752 I know you said you wanted to go all-natural, but this is ridiculous. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2753 You know perfectly well that this is what happens every time you watch "Cocoon"! 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2754 Oh, look who decided to emerge from his chrysalis. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2755 Seeing you like this still doesn’t make my heart flutter 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2756 You can still float, but you don’t have much sting. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2757 You've decided to finally come out of your cocoon? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2758 The Butterfly Effect is no excuse for quitting your job 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2759 'Are you a trans Fairy Godmother?!' 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2760 That’s the last time I ask that damn French genie to make Pappy young. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2761 This does not make you a social butterfly; you’re still an introvert. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2762 I thought that you always said being a monarch was overrated. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2763 That's not what I thought when you said you wanted to transform yourself! 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
2764 No! I don’t like this better than the fly. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2765 I thought we agreed. No flying in the house! 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2766 Your flight landed early. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2767 Should have told me you were "trans" before we married!' 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2768 I don't care that you have to have sex within three days, when you will die, I'm still not in the mood. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2769 You're supposed to look better than your cocoon. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2770 Let’s hope you don’t get swatted 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2771 Honestly, you were less annoying as a caterpillar. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2772 I'm glad your little nap was 'transformational' but the grass still needs cutting. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2773 I've been at Motel 6. They left the light on. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2774 Can you be quiet and stop fluttering around? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2775 ''Stewart,Are you going through a midlife chrysalis?" 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
2776 You're clearly thrilled to finally be in the reproductive stage, but you know I'm post-menopausal. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
2777 Your followers want to know where the hell you've been, Q. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
2778 Don't be so smug. For a butterfly, you're only a three. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
2779 Not what I meant when I said do something about being cocooned in this house. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2780 You just think you’re so evolved. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2781 well well well look who’s finally up! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2782 I guess this means we need to be back before dark! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2783 Impressive but you still have to wear a mask .! Ok 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2784 I see you drank all the Red Bull again. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2785 Would it kill you to not be so smug about it? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2786 You butter fly your butt out Mr. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2787 It’s too soon for Spring, Harold. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2788 It’s about time you learned about transitioning 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2789 Dad, you returning as an angel does not change anything. Leave. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2790 I gave at the office! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2791 Very nice Fred. But it’s still laundry day. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2792 My heart is not aflutter. You have to do better. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2793 If you give my legs back I’ll let you out. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2794 OMG! You’re out of your cocoon. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2795 Bob,i thought we decided you were done with the Red Bulls 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2796 I hope you cleaned up your chrysalis mess! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
2797 Enough with the mating ritual. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2798 How dare you fly without a mask? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2799 Ali you ain't 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2800 Harold, you're too old for metamorphosis." 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2801 I told you, I already read Kafka! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2802 I see you've finally left your quarantine cocoon. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2803 When I told you to stop being a slug,that's not what I had in mind. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
2804 Bad news, we won't be able to deduct your crysalis as a home office. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2805 Well you've finally bloomed! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2806 Well, look who finally emerged from his shell. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
2807 I don't remember saying 'I do' to a parade float. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
2808 Hey metamorphosis, you're late for work. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2809 That wasn't what I was expecting when you said Red Bull would give you wings. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2810 Look! I’m finally an adult. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2811 About time you emerged from your cave. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2812 If you are going to flit around, you can at least do the laundry. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2813 My God Earl! You've molted. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2814 You mean the last thirty years were just your pupae stage? 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
2815 Harold, you've changed. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2816 Were you in my closet again? I’m starting to think you prefer mothballs over me. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2817 NO! I don’t wanna ‘jump aboard!’’ 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
2818 Liked you better when you were crawling through the garden chewing leaves 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2819 No, you cannot wear those to the party! It's business casual. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2820 So that's what you've been doing under that weighted blanket. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2821 Typical man. You stop drinking beer for a week, and just like that … you’re a butterfly. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2822 I thought I told you to stay in your cocoon 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
2823 Franz, you're a night owl, not an insect. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2824 Go right ahead and migrate a thousand miles with all your new found friends. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2825 You don’t quite have the je ne sais quoi, honey. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
2826 Got any fresh flowers? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
2827 No, I'm not in the mood for pollination. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
2828 What does that make me… a caterpillar? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
2829 I told you: One more streaming service and weird stuff would get into your system 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2830 Your nectar bucket is in the kitchen. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2831 No, I will not be ready to puddle for at least a month. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2832 I see we're done pupating for the winter. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
2833 Once again fluttering in at any hour. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2834 Stop hovering an get your own book. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2835 Oh, great! First you're eating the house plants, and now this! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2836 I need to warn you of the future! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2837 Married 50 years and now you’re finally willing to try something new? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2838 Ralph,our relationship is so transformational 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2839 I see you're threatening to leave again. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
2840 You’ve been spending far too much time up in the attic, Harold. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
2841 Let me guess,you just drank a Red Bull? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
2842 Guess what I created a new personal advantage vaccine 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
2843 Don't start hovering by the light bulbs, buddy! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2844 Funny, when you said metamorphosis, my mind's eye went immediately to a cockroach 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2845 That's all well and good for you. What about me? I have no legs! 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
2846 Oh, you say we should go to Mexico every year. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
2847 This is what happens when you cocoon yourself in your room all day 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2848 And you, of all people, tried to guilt trip me when I called you a “fairy?) 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
2849 Is that cashmere on your lips? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
2850 You sprout wings, and my legs look like rye breads. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2851 Albert, that was a new shirt! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2852 I thought we agreed on a ponytail. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2853 I have a boyfriend! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
2854 So this is what you were doing in that chrysalis. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2855 You come any closer, I’ll sting like a bee. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
2856 Not what I meant when I said it was time to get out of your cocoon. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2857 I don't care if you've reached your full potential, I can't concentrate with all that fluttering! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2858 Impressive, but if you don’t fold the laundry, I’m going to sting like a bee! 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
2859 I don’t care if I aroused you into metamorphosis! I’m NOT ready to copulate. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2860 No, I haven't read the Mothman, what's your point? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2861 Been gone long enough? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2862 My LSD therapy isn't working and you're not helping my depression. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2863 No, that is not appropriate cosplay for “Cocoon.” 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2864 I told you, the pheromones give me a headache; so you can wipe that stupid smirk off your face. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2865 You still sting like a bee. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2866 Somehow you seem changed. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2867 My Monarch, my ass. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2868 Franz, this is not the time to metamorphasize! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2869 Sure, sure, it's a "new you." You say that every year, and by the end of January, we're back to the old you. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2870 For God's sake, pupate already, Howard! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
2871 Mom warned me about marrying an optimist. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2872 You've taken this body modification thing too far. I'm not going to the Bahamas by GeorgeExpress. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2873 I liked you better when you were in the pupa stage" 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2874 That’s not exactly what I pictured when you said you would be cocooning. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2875 Don’t give me that look. You go back and wipe your feet! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2876 I don’t care if you want children. I won’t have milkweed growing in my garden! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2877 You got the vaccine! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2878 You look like crap. And to think once I married a caterpillar. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
2879 Knock it off, dad. You'll never be a social butterfly!" 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2880 Harold, if you don’t take those wings off I’m going to mount you to the wall. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2881 After all that, you couldn’t match the new curtains? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2882 Transformation! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2883 Channel 7 is looking for a new traffic reporter. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2884 Hi there! I heard you were flying in. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2885 There's going to be hell to pay if that cocoon is on the bedroom floor. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2886 We agreed, only one metamorphosis per season. Period! You are abusing parental privilege. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
2887 My mom told me I’d be a butterfly someday! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
2888 I'm 41 years old and you're still hovering. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2889 Quit fluttering around like a butterfly. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2890 Let me stop you right there - I knew you would be coming out as soon as I saw you making that cocoon 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2891 YOU HERE ON A WING OR A PRAYER? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2892 Dammit! I've only had the light on one minute and already you're on me. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2893 A little early in the season for pollinators. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2894 'Agggh! I'm stuck in this nightmare again, George!" 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
2895 Can you please find something to do? Your flitting about is driving me nuts. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2896 OK, That's it! Lay off the edibles! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2897 Your creative take on Kafka doesn’t amuse me. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2898 You've carried your interest in lepidoptera too far this time. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
2899 I told you not to drink that stuff. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2900 When you said you were going to change, I didn't think you'd go this far! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
2901 fold! and be a couch potato 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2902 That's great Muhammad Ali. What's next, sting like a bee? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2903 Honey, I want you to know that at one point I did really love you, just not the way you thought I did. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2904 This isn’t what I meant when I said you’d make a great monarch, Dave 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2905 When I needed you, you were cocooning and now you want my attention...no thank you. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2906 Well. Look who finally woke up from his chrysalis. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2907 I guess I knew what I was getting myself into when I married a caterpillar. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2908 I’m sick of your flitting around! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2909 I preferred you as a chrysalis. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2910 You became a butterfly. Who would have thought? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
2911 Grandpa, bragging again? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2912 You have gross misunderstanding of yourself. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
2913 When I told you to wing it, that wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
2914 Nice try. I still have a headache. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
2915 We're still not having a threesome. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2916 I see you got the promotion then, Colin? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2917 Let me guess—you had a breakthrough with your therapist. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2918 Why don't you go fly around a light bulb and make yourself useful 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2919 You'll never change, Joe. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2920 Don't come in here smiling like that. I remember how you were last night, you little worm. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
2921 I sure hope you don’t expect me to clean up your cocoon! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2922 I said to change your attitude not altitude. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
2923 No...you can't be my wing man! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2924 You and your paleo diets! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2925 Still too soon 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
2926 Sorry, I'm still in the chrysalis stage. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2927 When you said you were taking flying lessons, somehow I envisioned something else. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2928 Since the airline industry keeps canceling flights,I decided to get my own set of wings. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
2929 How do you want your natural fibers cooked tonight? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
2930 You might want to have your doctor do a med check. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
2931 Do these wings make me look fat? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2932 I'd better not find your ratty chrysalis hanging in the closet. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
2933 Forget it, I am not playing Eustace Tilley. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2934 Perhaps it bears repeating. I said "beat it. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
2935 I hate when you just wing it! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2936 You again? I knew I shouldn't have thrown out the moth balls. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2937 Showoff! I'm still cocooning. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2938 Redbull does give you wings. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2939 Look who finally got out of the cocoon 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2940 A social butterfly on his way to make an introvert uncomfortable 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2941 I thought you were wrapped up with something else 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2942 So now you’re a caterpillar with a midlife crisis — 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2943 Well, look who finally emerged from their chrysalis. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2944 I wish you’d just migrate with the rest of your crowd. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2945 Look who’s finally emerged… at three o’clock in the afternoon. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2946 I don’t know why you think it makes it any better just because you didn’t turn into a moth. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2947 You choose a pandemic to come out of your shell? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2948 Fine. I guess I’m just the wind beneath your wings. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2949 Nice, but is still think the convertible was a better idea. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2950 Back from pollinating other "flowers"? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2951 You stink like a bee. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2952 Sit down, Dave. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2953 Gerald, you are going against your nature -- Give it up! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2954 Why do you insist on flitting around while I'm cocooning? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2955 It didn't impress me then and it doesn't impress me now. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2956 You're nothing but an upwardly mobile maggot! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2957 I hope you didn't leave chrysalis bits all over the bathroom. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2958 Go back to your cocoon, Harold. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2959 Dad, you've been cacooning too long! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
2960 well look who’s had a metamorphosis…. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2961 You've evaded your tax forms for much too long, Mr. Myers. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2962 Well dad, looks like you took reinventing yourself to a whole new level. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
2963 I hope you changed the sheets after that. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2964 Your agent called. You didn’t get the role of Peter Pan. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2965 Your fly-by-night personality has gone too far 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2966 The Mid-life Fairy is here to grant your crisis. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2967 And I say you are belaboring the metaphor. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2968 That explains my aversion to mothballs. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2969 New medication again ? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2970 Come back after I finish this book. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
2971 Looks like you're feeling more social. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2972 Man, I feel so light these days 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2973 Big deal. You're now a butterfly. You still aren't social. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2974 I don't think that qualifies as a hobby. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2975 I hope you got rid of your chrysalis in the bathroom 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2976 Were you out late again with that moth whore? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2977 CRISPR gives you wings! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2978 YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A BUTTERFLY! GET OUT AND GO CRAWL BACK UNDER A ROCK OR A LEAF YOU UNFAITHFUL… INSECT!! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2979 Lemme guess: You also sting like a bee? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2980 Oh its you. I thought my heart was fluttering again. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2981 It's about time that you emerged from your cocoon. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2982 I liked you better as a cacoon 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2983 ...and it only took you three generations to get back. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2984 Honey, I saw you left the light on. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2985 Wings, schmings. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2986 Son, I don’t think I’ll be needing that chair lift for the stairs 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2987 Your monarchy will probably end in a couple of weeks. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2988 I heard you lost a tooth, seems like we've aged since I've last seen you. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2989 I said don't walk in here unless you're ready to apologize! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2990 Wow, we've been cocooning for that long? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2991 The Doc called––You got two weeks. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2992 No you are not a better bookworm, just an older one. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
2993 It's bad luck to open those up in here, c'mon! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2994 These are really going to help with my plantar fasciitis. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
2995 Yes... you float like a butterfly but I sting like a bee... so flutter yourself elsewhere! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2996 new Red Bull? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
2997 Like I told my boss: I can't concentrate with someone hovering over my shoulder! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
2998 Try landing a job, Tinker Bell. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
2999 I said we should explore the metaverse, not metamorphosis. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3000 Yes, it will be better than a stair lift. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3001 And I have my lived truth, Fred. So what? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3002 You never pissed me off with that smartass grin of yours back when you were a caterpillar 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3003 I don't care. You're still under quarantine! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3004 And I bet you want me to clean up the cocoon. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3005 when you go out for milk, but come home with nothing 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3006 I get it Carl, you don't have much time 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3007 Yeah, well, I doubt you can sting like a bee. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3008 I don’t care, you’ll always be Chrysalis to me! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3009 My mother tried to warn me. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3010 I thought you were going to Madame Tussauds. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3011 Now I know why you called it a mid-life chrysalis. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3012 Don't tell me you've decided to wing it. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3013 What?! If I knew there was a pupa stage, you think I would have stopped at this one? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3014 Get over yourself, Marty. You didn't cause that typhoon, no matter how many times you flapped your wings. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3015 'If you think that means I am going to put out, you are wrong!' 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
3016 No! That's not what I meant when I said let's fly to a getaway! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3017 Herb, you're out of your imago stage. Congratulations. Time flys. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3018 I said, "I'm waiting for the dinner bell," not Tinkerbell! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3019 So did R Kelly 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3020 I’m afraid that idea won’t fly. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3021 Oh yeah, what kind of fly by night idea do you have this time!?!" 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3022 We still have a 'No Shoes' policy. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3023 You drank the last Red Bull? I needed that to study for my entomology final! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3024 Flap. Flap. Flap. Can you do anything else? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3025 Yeah, yeah, you’ll be drying your laundry on them in a week. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3026 When you said you were going through a change during your midlife crisis, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3027 You're not a Monarch, so lose the regal attitude. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3028 I thought we agreed you were only getting it tattooed on your back 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3029 When you said you were entering a new phase of life, I didn't realize you'd be hanging from the ceiling for two weeks. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3030 leave me alone. i'm just not as motivated as you. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
3031 So you got your feet off the ground. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3032 So you're having a mid life-cycle crisis then? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3033 Stop trying to butter me up 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3034 No,no more lectures on the benefits of using optimism! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3035 You ate all of the apples, pears, plums, oranges, strawberries, chocolate cake, ice cream, pickles, Swiss cheese, salami, lollipops, cherry pie, sausage, cupcakes, and watermelon, didn't you? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3036 No. Replacing the fescue with a milkweed this spring is out of the question. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3037 Really,Harold,you should stop listening to that Bette Midler song! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3038 I thought you'd be happy that I got out of my cocoon 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3039 Seriously?! After all this time, you couldn’t have turned into my knight in shining armour instead? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3040 Barry i meant the chicken wings. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3041 It's a metaphor for retirement, Fred. A metaphor. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3042 I liked it better when you just flapped your gums. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3043 Remember Muhammed Ali's words and remember who is the bee. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3044 Floating like a butterfly is fine. It’s the stinging like a bee I can’t deal with. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3045 Go have some fun. But don’t get anyone pregnant. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3046 I still don't agree with you taking boxing lessons! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3047 Gee, I wonder which of us will be cleaning up after your pupa. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3048 I told you, I don't want to go to Mexico! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3049 That's for the birds. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3050 I need to think of a way I can get you back in the cocoon. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3051 When I said it’s time for you to get out of your cocoon, I didn’t think you’d take it literally. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3052 I had no idea that is what you meant when you said, 'I'm going to wing it.' 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3053 I told you NO! I have a headache! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3054 Sooo… you’ve changed overnight? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3055 Can't we just stay in for once" 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3056 It's from Bloomingdales 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3057 I told you to take off your shoes before enter my home. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
3058 And who will be cleaning up the pupae casing again? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3059 Can we just admit that wishing for butterfly wings was highly irresponsible and selfish. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3060 Since you’re up, I’ll take a soda. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3061 You shouldn't of smoked that gas station weed❗ 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
3062 Do you need anything from the store, honey? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3063 Oh yeah,let's see your sting! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3064 How many times do I have to tell you? I've got beer in the fridge but no nectar. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3065 And it's never to let to change your attitude about dishwasher unloading either 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3066 I want a divorce 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3067 Sorry. No effect. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3068 I thought we were going to cocoon! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3069 Too flamboyant !! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3070 For the last time, I’m not flying down to Mexico with you! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3071 Just because you've finally taken my advice, doesn't mean you need to keep showing me. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3072 I have to say, your metamorphosis isn't that inspirational, Dad. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3073 What's your ETA, Timothy Leary? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3074 Bill,I think that Redbull was expired. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3075 Well, you cant be a creep forever. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3076 No, Frank, the situation hasn't improved since you entered your chrysalis. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3077 No, I don't want to see your pupa. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3078 I told you to get back into your chrysalis until its time for your coming out party. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3079 "You were better as a larva." 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3080 My God Harold,I thought you’d never get out of that chrysalis. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3081 This incessant flitting around has got to stop! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3082 You’ll do anything to upstage me. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3083 It's still no excuse for spending all that time in the bathroom. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3084 Pupa, you've finally grown up. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3085 I feel like I have been here before 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3086 You'll never be a Monarch no matter how hard you try ..now flap away. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3087 Why didn't you come as a Cicada? Haven't seen you in seventeen years! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3088 My mother warned me you were a fairy. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3089 It’s 2022. If you want to be social, put on a mask! 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3090 And I thought you were just a couch potato! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3091 When you said you were emerging from your chrysalis, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3092 So I guess those holes in my sweater got there all by themselves? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3093 oh no! I thought I hid all the red bulls. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3094 You are not Frank Sinatra, this is not one of those things and no, I am not interested in a trip to the moon. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3095 A transinsectual 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3096 Have you been drinking Red Bull again? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3097 I told you yesterday we don't have 2% Milkweed, Dad. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3098 You are so wrong! I am the monarch of this house. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3099 What caused your flight delay? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3100 Yes I see your “magnificent” wings but it’s not exactly the metamorphosis I had in mind… 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3101 Great. You've changed. Now get that six-foot chrysalis off my ceiling. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3102 How did you get in here, and where is your mask?? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3103 Another party tonight, haven’t you turned into the social butterfly? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3104 How’s this for your school science project? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3105 Isn't it about time that you head on down to Mexico? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3106 Your Covid quarantine was far different than mine. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3107 Great, but can you sting like a bee? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3108 Are you "butterflying?" Seriously? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3109 I was OK with this home being your castle, but not with you being its monarch. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3110 Some motherf**kers are always trying to ice-skate uphill 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3111 You do realize that your average life span is a mere five to fourteen days, dad. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3112 It says here that you should give it 24 hours and see how you feel… 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3113 Oh no, not this again. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get dried-up pieces of cocoon out of the carpet? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3114 Look, honey, I watched another tutorial ... I think I followed the steps wrong again. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3115 Please don't land on the furniture 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3116 Just buzz off. You do know how to buzz, don’t you? Put those wings together..” 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3117 I don't care what it does .Not getting the booster shot 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3118 That’s quite a metamorphosis for you! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3119 I lost my wings but I cushioned the fall. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3120 So you’ve morphed, it’s about time! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3121 Did metamorphosis require a Caesarean 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3122 Your retirement hobbies are getting on my last nerve 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3123 I’m not submitting a cation; I just wa not to say how darling this cartoon is! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
3124 I'm only winging it. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3125 Go back to your cocoon, omicron is still around. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3126 Thank you, thank you, oh, thank you, for planting so much milkweed in the garden! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3127 My first wish is for you to clean up that chrysalis you left on the bathroom floor. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3128 Brenda, look at my new shirt! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3129 So Hon....? 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
3130 Yes, dear, I agree that it's a perfect tribute to the artistic legacy of Eric Carle. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3131 Yes, yes, I remember you said you wanted to come back as a fly on the wall but have you taken a good look at yourself in a mirror? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3132 Let me guess, you read Kafka while drinking Red Bull? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3133 Yes, you're levitating. It's a wonderful trick - except I can see the wings! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3134 I believe I can fly 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3135 No, I did not buy your milkweed today. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3136 I KNEW the mushrooms on that salad looked odd... 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3137 I see you've finally broken out of your shell 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3138 Men come looking very delicate when they need something 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3139 Enjoy it for now, but remember how Metamorphosis turned out for Gregor Samsa! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
3140 I hope you cleaned up your chrysalis. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
3141 The moth also rises! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3142 That explains all the Silly String. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3143 You left your dirty cocoon on the bedroom floor again, didn't you? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3144 And while you're at it, wipe that stupid grin off your face. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
3145 And did you vacuum up the cocoon debris? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3146 I know I said fairy, but really! 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
3147 Well it may have worked for you but I could still hear you snoring! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3148 So, you’ll only come back home when we turn on the lights? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
3149 You've always heard the beat of a different flutter. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3150 What do I think? I think you're not micro dosing the ketamine. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3151 This is what you get when you wear a sweater for ten years in a row. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3152 I didn’t know we were so different in age. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3153 I don't think I can hack another mid-life chrysalis, Bernie. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3154 I kept my promise and I've changed. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3155 Bob,it’s still January; you weren’t supposed to arrive until spring. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3156 I've already released you! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3157 Aww, Harold, you're giving me butterflies. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3158 Dolly Parton had it all wrong. Love is NOT like a butterfly. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3159 I don’t know how many times I have to tell you: no pollination after dinner. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3160 I have to tell you, Arthur, I'm re-thinking the All-Nectar diet. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3161 No, I dont believe my mother-in-law will visit me if you flap your wings here. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3162 Covid is NOT over yet! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3163 Who said you could leave your cocoon Butteryfly Boy? Can’t you see I’m reading… 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3164 Why are you still flittering about? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3165 You know I get a stiff neck when you hover over me. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3166 Why are you always hovering? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3167 I meant, for dinner. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3168 Oh, Bob, you've always been such a colorful character. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3169 You're dreaming and the cat's tail is in your mouth. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3170 Buzz off! I'm not ready to make up. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3171 The Philly Mummers Parade ended several weeks ago. It's time you take off the costume. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3172 No, you can't pollinate me. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3173 What pills are you speaking about? Didn't you see the unicorn in the kitchen? Βy the way when did you learn to fly? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3174 Need I remind you that I sting like a bee!?! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3175 THAT is not what I meant when I said you needed to change for the party. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3176 so you've emerged from your covid cocoon eh? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3177 Honey, I’m home! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3178 I support you identifying as "Lepidoptera" just don't ask me to spell it. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3179 Eriopygodes imbecilla! 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3180 Metamorphosis at your age? Are you kidding me? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3181 Do I look like your honey? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3182 Which bathroom did you molt in? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3183 I told you...I'm busy this weekend ! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3184 Yeah, right, as a new Super Hero, with a few flaps you're going to change the fate of mankind. Good luck! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3185 I liked you better when you were just flapping your gums. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3186 You are still going to have to vacuum. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3187 What? You asked me to change! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3188 Flit flit here, flit flit there. I don't care. It's still your turn to do the dishes 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3189 Don’t get too close to the sun. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3190 So I guess this means no more silk underwear? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3191 Have you been drinking the Fairy Liquid again? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3192 Grow another pair of legs, then I might believe you! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3193 You remind me when the thing that outraged me most was the tail fins on the Cadillacs. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3194 No, I don’t want to give you a taste of my pollen. I’ve just spent two hours hauling a giant cocoon to the alley. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3195 Go to bed. I am about to turn off the lights. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3196 Great, you got wings. Now go clean the gutter. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3197 You're a social butterfly to everyone except your wife it seems! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3198 I am here to take you under my wings, son. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3199 Stop all that flapping, and go be a caterpillar again. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3200 That's all well and fine, but you still need to mow the lawn. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3201 I knew I shouldn't have bought you a red bull. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3202 You were gone long enough! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3203 Am I the light of your life? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3204 You're substituting as the tooth fairy again? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3205 Good for you. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3206 Were you eating my sweaters again? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3207 So you've finally emerged 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3208 Honey, not in the living room. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3209 You see? Shaman Keith wasn’t lying when he told me I was about to begin my metamorphosis. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3210 You're early. Eustace Tilley will arrive, in one form or another, in a few weeks... 1.1875 0.08239 48 43 1 4
3211 Have another cup--see if I care when you're up all night. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3212 I think the ones you gave ME were just creminis. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3213 I suppose you'll want me to fly away with you now. Maybe I would have when we were first marrried... but now? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3214 This is going to be the longest few weeks....... 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
3215 Please don't lay your eggs in the living room, Honey. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3216 Drop the act, Fred. My parents just left. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3217 Leave it to you Harold to emerge from your cocoon only after the housework is done. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3218 Now, where are you off to? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3219 What are you supposed to be... the Denture Fairy? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3220 No, honey, it does not make you super fly. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3221 Where exactly have you been these past 2 weeks? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3222 What the crap is "nirvana", and where the hell is my wine? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3223 Stop calling me your little Tinker Bell! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3224 You smell like my grandma. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3225 I know your issues with the toilet,but we just got back in! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3226 Helicopter or butterfly, you're still annoying. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3227 If you’re asking about dinner, yes, I would like you to butterfly the shrimp. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3228 I still say, meditation beats LSD. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3229 You know I don't flutter. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3230 Like I said, you can take cocooning too far. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3231 Ensure gives you wings! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3232 You may be monarch of the house, but I'm still using the living room. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
3233 OK! You Win! I will wash the floor! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3234 How would you like a trip to the moon? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3235 If I wanted a fairy godfather, I would have ordered one from Amazon 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3236 Well, I guess we're done cocooning. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3237 You’re going to have to do a lot more than that to convince me you’ve changed. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3238 I already told you no more flying in the house! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3239 I thought we were joking about your man cave being your little “cocoon”. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3240 Didn't make angel afterall eh? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3241 If I turn off the light, will you leave then? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3242 Please don't do that Silence of the Lambs dance again. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3243 Enough of your happiness! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3244 I think I liked you better as a crysalis. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3245 You can fly like a butterfly all You want, You’ll never sting like a bee. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3246 I refuse to play queen to your monarch! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3247 I asked you not to metamorphose in the house! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3248 I told you not to eat the mothballs 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3249 You again!? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3250 ...and go easy on the nectar at the Jenkins’, I don’t want you eating through my sweaters when we get home! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3251 I said the PORK CHOPS, Harold. The pork chops! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3252 The saggy breast fairy? Already? I’m only 36! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3253 ... and clean up your damn cocoon. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
3254 Crawl back into your cocoon and try again 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3255 You told me the metamorphosis was for correcting your vision. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3256 No, you can't just sprout wings and claim to be the Monarch! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3257 You told me you were building a man cave. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3258 So you got your booster. That doesn’t make you the tooth fairy. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3259 I said I would pupate when I was ready to pupate. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3260 No, I said you were a Helicopter Parent! A HELICOPTER PARENT!! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3261 No Larry, I don’t want to fight anyone who floats like a butterfly or stings like a bee. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
3262 Alright, my father was wrong. You can change. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3263 No wonder it took you so long to come out of the closet 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3264 I said, "Make me a Polynesian, please." Not "I have pollen on my knees." 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3265 No, it's Angels in America! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3266 I said no! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3267 I liked you better when you were a larva. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3268 The sweater clashes with your protuberances. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3269 It's still your turn to wash the dishes. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3270 You still have to take your shoes off at the door. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3271 So you decided to get the smaller size after all? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3272 Well, it beats your usual, worm-like attitude. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3273 OK, you've got my attention. But you're still not Muhammad Ali unless you can sting like a bee 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3274 Up and soaring about already? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3275 I'm not a candle. Just go away! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3276 Hey, that was my Red Bull in the fridge! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3277 So you’re the jerk that’s been eating all my sweaters. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3278 So, is your midlife crisis over? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3279 I should never have brought your cocoon inside. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3280 I'm reading. Could you please stop hovering." 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3281 Buzz off I’m cocooning. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3282 Put your plumage back in your pants! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3283 Buzz off Sam. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3284 I thought your metamorphosis meant you were going to cook Sunday night dinners. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3285 No, Roy, I will not refer to you as Madame Butterfly. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3286 I met a mage. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3287 That's your explanation for behaving like a disgusting worm all these years? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3288 What made you leave your cocoon? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3289 If you keep spreading your faerie dust, I'll never get through this book! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3290 I said "When pigs fly", not "When you're a butterfly." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3291 I thought you laid off the Red Bull 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3292 Well, well, well. Look who's come out of his cocoon. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3293 I know the energy drink said that it would give you wings to fly- just did not expect butterfly wings 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3294 Stop looking so smug - you’re just a glorified worm! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3295 Now you just need an invitatiin to the Met Gala. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3296 Oh, BUGger off! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3297 Alexa, order a Moth Zapper!!!! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3298 Get that silly grin off your face, I'm the one who had to deal with a slug for the last 36 years! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3299 Impressive. Does this mean you're finally innoculated? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3300 Great. Can you clean the gutters now? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3301 Hey - I am your pandemic hood fairy - make your wish so I can get back to my couch! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3302 Did you pick up my sweaters from the cleaners? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3303 Did someone order a hot slutty Sex Fairy? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3304 If you’re going to Home Depot, pick up some Raid. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3305 I loathe you hovering over my shoulder while I read. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
3306 Now you'll be dead in a year. Something to look forward to. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
3307 Is it date night already? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3308 No. I will not try the cocoon and that is final! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3309 So you float like a butterfly. Can you sting like a bee? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
3310 Stop raiding my stash! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3311 You really must stop eating caterpillars! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3312 How do you like the wings I just traded with the butterfly out our front door? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3313 I'm not falling for the old " I've changed " this time, Charles ! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3314 Great, now I have to plan your funeral? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3315 You're creating a draft. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3316 If you want to impress me, go pollinate something. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3317 I liked you better when you stung like a bee. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3318 There's a draft on my neck 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3319 You were unsufferable as a gay pupa. I don't even want to imagine how you'll be now. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
3320 Very pretty, but don't sneak up on me like that! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3321 If you think that excuses three months of not lifting a finger around here, think again. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
3322 I asked you not to spread your wings in the house. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3323 Seriously! You think those wings will stand up to a cyclone bomb? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
3324 You left your chrysalis right in the middle of the front walk. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3325 Peyote again? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3326 Just being a chrysalis wasn't good enough? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3327 I think you took more than a micro-dose. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3328 But I can still recognize you! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3329 You were far less annoying as a caterpillar. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3330 No more Red Bull. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3331 Oh my gosh,Harold! I can’t believe you went out like that! Stripes and bold patterns clash! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3332 What do you get when you throw butter out of the window? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3333 WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? A MONARCH? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3334 Was it you who caused that devastating hurricane reported on the news? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3335 Finely out of your cocoon, eh. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3336 Cleaning the dishes is more the metamorphosis I had in mind. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3337 I was speaking figuratively. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3338 No matter how hard you try you will never change a bit 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3339 Change isn't that easy, dad. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3340 D-a-a-a-d!! You have to stop hovering! It’s time for me to spread my wings! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3341 Flitting around in those CHEAP, black-and-white wings is très clever, Arnie, but I STILL don't want to play La Cage aux Folles right now!" 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3342 Oh, look who thinks he's found his Zen! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3343 Sorry, but you’re just too flighty. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3344 I’m really sorry you gave me these AR glasses. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3345 No, we don't have any sweet nectar. How about some mulberry leaves? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3346 This is not what I meant when I suggested you come out of your cocoon, Harold. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3347 Why aren't you in Mexico? I'm out of milkweed 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3348 This is not what I meant when I told you I wanted to feel butterflies again 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3349 Ha ha - yes, I get it- you’re ‘transitioning’ but your antiquated sense of humor is no longer appropriate! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3350 My pronouns are fly/flew/flown 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3351 No nectar until you clean up your cocoon.” 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3352 You may change your mind after you take a look here at your migration route. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3353 I hope you're happy - there was a typhoon in Bora Bora. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3354 I'm gonna be really mad if you've been after my sweaters again. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3355 So you can float like a butterfly, give up the smirk. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3356 I guess this means you graduated from flight school 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3357 I love that for you. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3358 Jesus H. Christ, you startled me! I was expecting Team Grim Reaper, not sunshine, rainbows and a graceful transition. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3359 I just wanted a new bathroom, but you had to add a new wing. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3360 You certainly came out of your cocoon. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3361 Like I've said, I do appreciate your efforts, but either way, you're still going to have to do the floors and vacuum the carpets. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3362 Can you stop flapping around 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3363 Oh hey, while you're up... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3364 Is this a cute way of coming out for you? 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
3365 I'm glad you've come out of your cocoon, but watch it on sipping the nectar. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3366 Bartender says get the hell out of here. 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
3367 Not after I've spent two years perfecting my cocoon. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3368 I don't care about you "personal evolution," those are too big for in here. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3369 You’ve emerged! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3370 It's eco-friendly, but I prefer your Tesla. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3371 No! I said, "Go fly a kite!" 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3372 Does this mean you'll clean the gutters? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3373 Covid depression or not, I'd cut back on that LSD micro dosing. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3374 COVID-85, I PRESUME? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3375 Your metamorphosis does not exempt you from cleaning dishes 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3376 You've shut yourself away for 9 months and NOW you want to play? 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3377 I liked you better when you were in your cocoon. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3378 Covid is gone, the kids are back to college, but you are still stuck with creative, virtual casual Fridays, isn't it? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3379 No, I won't watch "Lucifer" with you! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3380 I told you I don't need a fairy Godfather. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3381 Once again...I set you free so you would leave...not as a test of your love. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3382 Looks like you finally got past that mid-life chrysalis. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3383 Listen, Never Never Land is NEVER going to happen. Got it! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3384 Is that how you plan to go into outer space?! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3385 Yeah, fine, very nice, now float over to the fridge and get me a Chablis. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3386 A monarch, yeah, but not the king of this castle! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3387 Okay, you win, I'll be the worm. Let's go. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3388 Get back to me when you can hover. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3389 Did you forget I'm the only monarch in this house? 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3390 This is not your best look. Try cockroach 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3391 Please don't bother me, sweetie. I'm reading the buzzy novel everyone is talking about, Fuccboi by Sean Thor Conroe, a bracing examination of masculinity under late capitalism from a fresh new voice on the literary scene. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3392 I think the invermectin's working. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3393 Can’t you just cocoon like everyone else? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3394 STOP SINGING 'I feel pretty !'" By Tom Sievers 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3395 Somehow, you’ve changed. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3396 I know, I know, you feel you are above it all. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3397 No, I don't feel like pollinating and besides, if I touch you, you'll die. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3398 Stop throwing out the jars 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3399 You never could keep your feet on the ground. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3400 I just dusted in here! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
3401 Where do you think you’re fluttering off to? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3402 You're not the chrysalis I married. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3403 It may be your very own variant. I still think you need to wear a mask if you’re going out. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3404 I'm Not Impressed! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3405 Just remember, I knew you when you were a pupa. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3406 I asked for mother not moth 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3407 Gosh, I wish I had turned off the light. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3408 Oddly enough, they were out of pollen and nectar so I'm having a steak. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
3409 Can we agree now that the bedroom is just a bit too warm for winter? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
3410 I'll buy, you fly. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3411 Who said you could come to my therapy session? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3412 Have you been to Goodwill again. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3413 NO, even with butterfly wings, the judges won't even read your caption. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3414 Look, when I said I'm attracted to a man 'with Wings' I meant Paul McCartney 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3415 I liked you better when you were molting. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3416 Must you always hover? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3417 So that's why you've been locked inside your office for weeks. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3418 Apparently, we still need to get tested before our flight. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3419 Liking your new wheelchair honey? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
3420 That's great honey... now can you get rid of your shoe collection? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3421 You told me you would fly by today, but this wasn't what i was expecting. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3422 Don't you have anything better to do than flit around? 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
3423 You're still a slug to me! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3424 Quit bugging me can’t you see I’m trying to read? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3425 Well look who finally decided to leave his cocoon 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3426 And now you also ruined Kafka for me. Thanks. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
3427 You’re always in the garden, Papillon, while I’m still here--molting away! 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
3428 I get it, I get it! Red Bull gives you wings, so lay off the stuff for awhile, okay? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3429 Hurray, for you George, you finally grew a pair of them. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3430 You still have to take off your shoes in the house. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3431 What happened to the beautiful butterfly myth?? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3432 Gossamer wings aside, I still not in the mood. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3433 Big deal! My cousin in Germany turned into a cockroach. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3434 Knock it off. You sing like a bee, Norm. You don’t sting like one. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
3435 What handle did you fly off of? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3436 i am tired of being the caterpillar 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3437 Cute,but it will just bring back that old stereotype. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3438 I went to sleep wrapped up in a blanket and just woke up like this! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3439 Roger, you know I never signed up to be with a social butterfly" 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3440 I get that we’re cocooning die the winter, but this is a bit much. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3441 Sorry, we ran out of milkweed this morning. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3442 No, they don't make me feel you understand me. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3443 No Herman, levitation is only on Tuesdays. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3444 Ugh, you smell like milkweed. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3445 I don’t care if you’re now a Monarch, you still need to make rent. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3446 Okay, you make me a Martini and I 'll make you your favorite sweet nectar drink. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
3447 Well, look who decided to emerge from their cocroom 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
3448 How does my audition for Red Bull look, Alex? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
3449 I swear to god, Jerry, if you left the cocoon shreds lying all over the upstairs bathroom floor, you'll be finding a new roommate. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
3450 I’d start with crawl or breaststroke if I were you! 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
3451 Now I understand why you spell Chris with a Y. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
3452 Quit hovering over my shoulder 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3453 ...no pollenating and watch out for the neighbor's cat! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3454 Dear, could you run out for some mothballs? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3455 Even my out-of-body experience is a disappointment. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3456 Do you have to be so obvious? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3457 You should have stayed in your cocoon until after COVID. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
3458 How long were you up there for?! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3459 It's not over yet. You can get back in. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3460 Watch what your next words are or I’ll turn out the lights! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3461 You said you wouldn’t change in retirement! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3462 Do I love you because you're beautiful, or are you beautiful because I love you? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3463 Last time I saw you was a moth ago. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3464 We'll have to find you another fiber source besides milkweed. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3465 I told you to stop drinking that stuff! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
3466 I had hoped the 'cocoon phase' would last a little longer.. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3467 I knew you were having a midlife chrysalis. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3468 Mr. "Flutter-by", migrate to the kitchen and get me some coffee. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3469 Don't be so smug. Even if you've figured out how to evade birds, wasps, ants, and lizards have no qualms about eating wings! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3470 Hey,what gives,I am the Monarch here! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3471 Honestly, Herbert, get back in your COVID chrysalis. It's not time for you to come out and flit about. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3472 No one will accept "Butterfly Man" as a superhero! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3473 Yes! Go meet your friends at the street lamp! I’m trying to read!!! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
3474 Go up and check your calendar again, Marshall; it's still January! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
3475 I'd call it your midlife meta-Mort-phosis. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3476 Were there any side effects? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3477 I lost ten pounds, too, but you don't see me flaunting it. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3478 Where was this forty years ago ? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3479 My how lovely your wings are! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3480 Well, you came out, that’s for sure. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3481 Honey I told you to stop eating caterpillars 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3482 Oh, for Pete's sake, Byron, the chrysalis was fine. It's not a formal party. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3483 I see that you finally decided to emerge from your cocoon. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3484 It’s not spring yet! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3485 Like lipstick on a pig, Frank. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3486 I liked you better in the larval stage. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3487 Do you feel me in your stomach? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3488 During your 14-day nap, guesss who was taking care of things around here. Can the “changed man” mow the lawn? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3489 You were better as a caterpillar! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3490 I don't care. I'm still going to watch Fox News. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3491 How long was I asleep? I feel completely transformed. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3492 When I said reinvent yourself, I didn’t mean this. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3493 Yes, you're beautiful, but you're still a moth" 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3494 I give this relationship 3 months tops. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3495 Can't you see I'm trying to read? Stop flitting around like that. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3496 What is this? I wanted butter and fly spray! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3497 Geez, Howard. Date night is not until next week. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 7 1
3498 What are you fluttering about now? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3499 You can’t go into your next instar with that smile on your face. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3500 You should change into something more comfortable. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3501 Huh. I was betting on moth. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3502 Trans species is going a little too far. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3503 So, are you planning to return to the office soon? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3504 Don’t come any closer. What are you - five or ten days out of isolation ? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3505 That cocoon better be in the wastebasket. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3506 Cut it out, Dad. For the last time, that's not the butterfly effect. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3507 Unsubscribe. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3508 Stop showing off. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3509 DAD!!! You’re embarrassing me in front of my friends. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3510 My chrysalis was hanging in your garage for nine months! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3511 Finally come out of your cocoon? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3512 Yes, yes...you're all wonderful now. I'm still not cleaning up that chrysalis mess you left in the closet. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3513 You think you can just fly in here anytime you want. You could at least buzz me first. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
3514 Who told you to come out of your cocoon? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3515 Get back in that cocoon before you hurt yourself!! 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3516 It's too late to go out for milkweed. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3517 I'm all for personal growth, but take it outside. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3518 Don’t eat my cashmere sweaters! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3519 'I don't need anymore turbulence in my life, Frank!" 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3520 You weren't supposed to be out of your cocoon for another month! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3521 Back early? A lot of family feuds in Mexico again? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3522 I told you not to buy a cocoon sleeping bag. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3523 Metamorphosis, schmetamorphosis. It's still your turn to do the dishes. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3524 Cloud Cuckooland" is the title of the book I'm reading, not a cue for you to appear. Now, bug off 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3525 So you really are a true fairy. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3526 It's the butterfly edition 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3527 Leave me alone, I'm still a Very Hungry Caterpillar. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3528 I know the difference between a butterfly and an old moth 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3529 Will you stop that damn flapping! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3530 Stop flitting about, George. Get back in your cocoon! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3531 You better pull your own weight around here. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3532 Will you please stop flitting around! I'm trying to read! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3533 That's not what I meant when I said, "It's time to spread your wings." 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3534 Are you still listening to that “I believe I can fly song? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3535 1. Thank God, you can cut your fuel cost tomorrow. 2. Get some flowers outside, I don't like getting sucked. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3536 You're still not special 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3537 Well, if it isn't the Monarch of all he surveys. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3538 My back problems have magically disappeared! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3539 Yes,but I ordered inconspicuous guardian angel. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
3540 I told you before to just BUZZ OFF! Now get the hell outta here 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3541 Dad! You were less trouble as a caterpillar. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3542 Keep up that flapping and I’ll inflict some chaos of my own. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
3543 That’s what I call a butterfly effect. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3544 You can't just flit in and out of this relationship whenever you want! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
3545 I told you to wait for me! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3546 I'll give you that you float like a butterfly, but you DO NOT STING like a bee! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3547 Are you aware that the average life span of a butterfly is one month? 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3548 I better call my therapist, I'm pretty sure I'm having flashbacks from my LSD therapy. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3549 What about the dishes that aren't halfway around the world? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3550 That's it, your Kafka obsession has gone too far. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3551 Well, whoop-de-doo, you've changed your noun. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3552 Butterflies are free; residing here requires legal tender. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3553 Wings? Really? Not quite the change I’ve been asking for. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3554 You happy now, Bert! You finally got your wings you fairy. (I doubt this will win, but it's what came to mind. Maybe best in the Rejection Collection.) 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3555 The invitation said casual dress! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3556 Couldn’t you at least wait ‘til the snow melts? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3557 We've been married thirty years and NOW you decide to change 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3558 You know it bugs me when you look at the TV like that 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3559 Did you make your bed and clean up your cocoon? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3560 Stop that flutter. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
3561 Cute. But they won't last. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3562 You drank my last Red Bull again, didn’t you? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3563 Must EVERY day be a beautiful day to you! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3564 Go back in, Rodger. Pandemic's not over yet. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
3565 I said, I have a headache. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3566 Just because you CAN do that doesn’t mean you SHOULD, especially in the house. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3567 Harold! What are those? I told you to grow some balls. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3568 I was just reading Kafka! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3569 Okay, you can keep referring to the den as your cacoon. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
3570 Well now, weren’t YOU the very hungry caterpillar! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
3571 Well look who's so proud of drinking my last Red Bull... 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
3572 I'm okay with change. Just not hole you chewed in my sweater. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
3573 You’re still a worm to me! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
3574 Don't bug me! 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
3575 Before we married, my parents said you'd never amount to anything. And look at you now. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
3576 I’m not in the mood for pollination. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
3577 Where's Paul? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
3578 Get Out! This neighborhood does not allow metamorphs. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
3579 Float like a butterfly,sting like a prickly old man 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
3580 You might want to cut back on the energy drinks. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
3581 Your post-Covid career metamorphosis is really not that unique,Greg. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3582 I said chrysalis. Not crystal meth! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3583 You’re not my Monarch. You’re barely my King! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3584 Not bad. Let me see the peacock tail costume again. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3585 I told you, you’ve been listening to too many ‘transformational’ podcasts. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3586 I said bug off! You weren’t supposed to take it literally 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3587 Nope, you just can't wing it! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3588 Can you reverse that process? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3589 With your shorter life span, you’d think I’d be happier. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3590 This marriage just isn't working, Frank. I'm antisocial. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3591 That’s it. I’m filing for a divorce. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3592 I acknowledge that this is who you always were, and that this transition is part of your living as your authentic self, and I'm fully supportive, but the hovering is going to take a little getting used to. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3593 Still working on that Cassius,Clay impression I see.... 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3594 Quit monkeying around with your genome, Fred. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3595 Well look what emerged out of the man cave. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3596 How about next time "stinging like a bee"? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3597 Picking up your underwear is sexier. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3598 NOW can I leave my shoes on in the house? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3599 Try pupating again. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3600 Dave. There is 'kinky' and then there is just KINKY! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3601 I said I was happy for you Frank. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3602 I thought you were ordering wings for dinner! 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
3603 No thanks, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3604 Now, Grandpa, don't tell me supply-chain issues in Heaven got you those. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3605 Why method actors shouldn't perform Madam Butterfly! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3606 Dad, it's easier to get to the pollinator garden if you just fly around the house. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3607 I thought we were cocooning? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3608 This Pokemon version it's just too much, Richard 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3609 In the face of habitat destruction by COVID, social butterflies have adapted to a new domestic environment, forced to prey on the introverts. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3610 Fly yourself to the mailbox, Howard. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3611 When I said to go spread your wings, that's not exactly what I meant. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3612 Surely you can see that the metamorphosis is incomplete! 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3613 Yes! Wings! I get it! Very Nice! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3614 ‘’I said i needed a couple of things not a couple of wings.” 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3615 I'm sure you aren't implying that I'm the bee. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3616 And I suppose you sting like a bee. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3617 My friend told me if I ate one his cocoons, I wouldn’t need a vaccine. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3618 You may be ready to go out, but I’m staying in the cocoon. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3619 I meant spread the chicken wings on the sheet pan 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
3620 I think I liked you better in the pupa stage. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3621 You've been nipping at the nectar again, haven't you! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3622 I get it! You’re emerging from your Covid cartoon. But I LIKE staying inside and watching Netflix. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3623 We're out of nectar 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3624 Honey! Put those back in the basement, they were supposed to be a surprise for your daughter. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3625 Why do you always have to show off? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3626 Has your meta transformed enough to come down to earth like the rest of us.? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3627 Stems and seeds? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3628 Hi there, I'm your fairy godfather! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3629 Back to your cocoon, Frank. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3630 Jeez Todd, I guess that Red Bull worked. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3631 You really enjoy winging it, don't you? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3632 Easy for YOU to say! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
3633 Great, but I'm not buying you flowers. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3634 I am the new angel variant. What are your last three wishes ? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3635 How was Mardi Gras' ? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3636 That's not how the butterfly effect works. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3637 You're not 'Making the Cut' Horac 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3638 I can't just migrate to Mexico! I'm only halfway through season 6 of Queer Eye. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3639 Enough. No more watching "Cocoon. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
3640 So now you've decided to come out of your cocoon! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3641 Your proboscis is singularly unimpressive. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3642 I see you've caught the Lepidoptera variant. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3643 We're gay. You are not a fairy! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3644 It was better when you had all the legs 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3645 You said you’d never change 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3646 Who do you think you are, J. Edgar Hover? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3647 This winter cocooning at home has done wonders. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3648 That’s fine, now go and sting like a bee 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3649 Sorry... Keep your bee stinger to yourself tonight! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3650 I see you found the chrysalis tablets again. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3651 Frankly, I was hoping you’d look more like Chris Hemsworth after your metamorphosis. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3652 At least when you were a caterpillar you never hovered. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3653 I see your pandemic hobby's really taken off. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3654 Melvin, are you becoming a social butterfly? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
3655 That's not the metamorphosis I had in mind for you. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
3656 And tomorrow you'll wake up to find yourself transformed into an insurance salesman. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
3657 You're gonna need to get in your mason jar, it's cold out. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3658 I prefer a fly on a wall, Martin. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3659 I said Batman! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3660 You call that a quick nap? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3661 I told you not to abuse vaccine boosters! 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
3662 I'm telling you now, if I go upstairs and see any cocoon scraps on the floor of our bedroom, I'm going to go Godzilla on your ass 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3663 Then go be social - I'm still cocooning! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
3664 You seem awfully cheery for someone who was "paralyzed in fear" when I lost my hands and feet to that paper shredder. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
3665 Enough YouTube yoga. Your metamorphosis is complete. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
3666 Just what I need: moth dust. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
3667 For chrysalis' sake, Harold. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
3668 I know you like it, but I am sick and tired of milkweed. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
3669 I said come out of your cocoon, not become a social butterfly. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
3670 Yes! Covid has disappeared! Let’s go join the world! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
3671 You could at least bring me a bouquet of flowers. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
3672 When I said I'm ready for you to finally mature that wasn't exactly what I meant. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3673 All this cocooning has changed me. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
3674 You are floating like a butterfly and I am about to say something that will sting like a bee! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3675 Now, about those holes in my clothes.... 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3676 I’m warning you. If you don’t stop fluttering over my shoulder, I’m going to turn off the lights and light a candle” 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3677 'Flap, flap, flap'... that's all I hear out of you anymore! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3678 Too flashy. I liked you better as a caterpillar. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
3679 Larry: I said stop bugging me. Larry?! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
3680 You think you can just flit in here any time you want? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3681 Buzz off, George—I’m not in the mood for a mating dance. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3682 Good Lord, I'm gonna need a MUCH bigger pin. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3683 I hope you didn't leave your cocoon on the bathroom floor again. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3684 Tattoos these days! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3685 Couldn't you just return to the caterpillar stage? Flitting about the room is very distracting. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3686 Flutter out.I'm the monarch of this domain. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3687 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not in the house! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3688 Dad! It's not funny any more! You're dead! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3689 Going out again tonight? Last night you never made it past the front porch light! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3690 You know I can't stand it when you just hover over me. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3691 Do you think biodiversity will make me more diverse? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3692 Too Much Red Bull? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3693 you just love drama don’t you. That is not what is meant by “coming out of the closet”! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3694 For heaven's sake, Richard! Turn off Richard Attenborough and go to bed! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3695 Am I to assume you've been in the basement experimenting again? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
3696 But can you also sting like a bee? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3697 Dad, you said you'd be cocooning! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3698 Now What! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3699 I don't recognize the caterpillar man I married anymore. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
3700 Oh, it’s the missing denture fairy! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
3701 Be sure to keep clear of the porch light. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
3702 Honey, we now live in this high-rise apartment. You can keep your gardening costume away. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3703 I don't care if I'm the light of your life, Harold. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3704 You lost ground under your feet again! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3705 Fred, can you get the door, it’s probably just another Lepidopterist 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3706 George completes his final stage of Manamorphis. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3707 I knew we've been cocooning to long 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3708 I told you I was meditating! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3709 Sure, you've evolved, but you still forgot to bring my coffee. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3710 What do mean, the shots worked 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3711 You've got to stop taking Kafka literally. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3712 Where are your twinkle toes? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3713 Sorry baby, Mothman is taken. I'm afraid if you want to be a superhero its Butterfly Boy for you. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3714 You've changed in the past couple of weeks, man. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3715 It’s what all the Billionaires are wearing. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3716 I can see that this Covid stuff is making you restless 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3717 Quit flitting around ...it's your turn to make dinner! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3718 I loved you as you were! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
3719 We've all noticed them 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3720 No, I am not a Fairy Prince! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
3721 Are you high again? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3722 No, you cannot have my sweater. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
3723 My mother always said you'd change 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3724 Hey,Ben? I think the Red Bull finally kicked in… 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3725 Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm into fairies. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3726 The wings clash with your shirt, Mr. Buttfly. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
3727 Why don't you flit into the kitchen and get me a beer, moth man. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3728 Don't bother me - I am flying in virtu. Look it up! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3729 You are trespassing sir . I didn’t buzz you in ..Also, where is your mask ? Are you boosted ? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3730 Now there's yet another reason to hear you brag about that liquid diet. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3731 You came down late for dinner, so we ate your wings. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3732 When I suggested transforming ourselves in 2022, I meant taking a classes or two at the senior center. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3733 You still need to take your shoes off indoors. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3734 Just promise you'll pick-up your caterpillars. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3735 When you said you felt like a blob the past week, I didn't think this would be the outcome. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3736 Nice try, but not the metamorphosis I was praying for." 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3737 Oh, give it a break, Dad 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3738 Did you drink the last Red Bull again? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3739 How do I know you’re taking Viagra? Seriously? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3740 You always told me to grow up. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3741 Sit down! You're making me nervous! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3742 No I will not call you your highness 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3743 Don't be so smug. Yesterday you were a caterpillar. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3744 So that is the effect you are going for? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3745 Yes, I know, you donated to charity without telling anyone. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3746 What a dumb son of a bitch. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3747 Baby it’s cold inside. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3748 I meant your clothes ... we have dinner at 7 with the Tuckers 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3749 Ok, so you got your wings ... float outside and get me the newspaper. 1.1695 0.06903 59 53 2 4
3750 You're still a bug! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3751 So, you've got butterfly wings. I've got no legs! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3752 Last call at THE CHRYSALIS ? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3753 You bought what? In this economy? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3754 Fluttering will get you nowhere! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3755 I used to be a manerpillar, but now I'm a beautiful butterfellow 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3756 Stop flitting and start dinner. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
3757 Stop it Stephen! You're going meta again. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3758 My light no longer shines for you, Willard. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
3759 I have pivoted 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
3760 Did you miss your flight to Mexico? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3761 Frankly, I liked you better when you were a depressed caterpillar.” 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
3762 Show off! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3763 I told you to stay out of my lab. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3764 The answer is still NO! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
3765 Harold, you are always such a damn dreamer… 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3766 You could jump higher if you took those stupid wings off. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3767 I sad 'social distance', not 'social butterfly'!" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3768 Well weren't you a busy boy while we were Covid Cocooning!! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
3769 You decided to go get those wing implants, I see. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3770 Ha! Look who came out of their cocoon. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3771 Hey, where could I get a pair of those flying thingies? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3772 Don’t worry Joe, a lot of men go through a mid life chrysalis… 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3773 Nevertheless, you are still balding. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3774 I liked you better when you were cocooning. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3775 Oh for chrysalis sake! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3776 For the last time, stop hovering about. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
3777 Don't "hey sugar" me. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3778 Mother always liked you best! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3779 No, I don't want to just wing it 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3780 Dad, this would be a great story for 'The Moth Radio Hour'! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
3781 You pupated without me? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3782 NBC called and you got the job interview! 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
3783 You reading Metamorphosis again? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3784 You do realize that you can’t actually impact the weather in the Amazon from New York? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3785 Well, aren't we the Queen Bee tonight! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3786 I want a divorce, Monty. You're just not the man I married. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3787 Of course I am upset…I didn’t want you to go to that radioactive butterfly garden! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3788 I don't care if you figured out hovering, I'm still not ready to leave our Covid cocoon. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
3789 You’ve finally come out of your cocoon! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
3790 Oh, so you're only in that cocoon when my mother visits? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3791 Proof again, we're different. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3792 The wings don't make you any less a caterpillar. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
3793 Great, you got wings. I'm still working at home. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
3794 So I'm guessing you had a good nap. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
3795 Well, looks who's up ... you better not have left your chrysalis all over the floor. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3796 Martin Morning" (2030's Version 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3797 So? You still have that caterpillar look. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3798 If you changed in the bathroom, I hope you cleaned up. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3799 You still have that residual caterpillar ugliness" 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
3800 and stop circling my reading light 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
3801 Would you stop with the Redbull already? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
3802 Why do you always have to take things literally? 1.1667 0.08290 42 38 1 3
3803 I still say reading is more transformative. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3804 It's too cloudy for me to get charged! 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
3805 Finally!! You know you’re not the only one who needs the bathroom right? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3806 Yes, it's our first date and she said just come as I am. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3807 I was talking about the stretch! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
3808 I see you drank Timmy’s off brand Red Bull again. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
3809 No, I am still not ready for your next act. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3810 You better not be expecting me to clean up your cocoon. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
3811 You agreed, if we stayed together, to keep your feet on the ground. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3812 Sam, why do you have to show up every time I put my feet on the sofa? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3813 This is your migration route - got it! Now flit back in there and whip up a mimosa! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3814 Would you love me if I wasn’t a worm anymore 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3815 I meant break out of your SOCIAL shell 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3816 Okay, enough with your transitioning. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3817 OK OK but sting like a bee??? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3818 You were told to be in quarantine, not a cocoon! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
3819 I don't care about tornadoes, flap your wings and take out the trash. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
3820 Are you ready for the parade? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3821 Great. Now i have to search for a vaccine. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3822 Fred! Really! What did you put in that cocktail! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3823 Did you turn the light off in there? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
3824 Finally! Hopefully now that your metamorphosis is over the neighbors will stop complaining about you eating their plants! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
3825 I see those online courses have really lifted you up. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
3826 Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Your point? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3827 I never could embrace change quite like you 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
3828 Done cocooning, are we? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
3829 What are you looking for, milkweed? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
3830 Looks like someone is done with his pupal stage. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3831 Stop telling me what to do. You're not a monarch! 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
3832 I told you, "Drag Race" is on Friday nights. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3833 You really must stop smoking that stuff your grandson keeps in the fridge. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3834 I knew I never should have rung that bell! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
3835 Harold, act your age....not your mentality. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
3836 Oh yes, I suppose you’re going to tell me about that article on metamorphosis 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
3837 Look who metamorphosed this morning. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
3838 Yes, I realize butterflies are free to fly Jim...but take out the trash already! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3839 Now we finally have an excuse to get a king size bed! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
3840 I'm going through a mid-pupa crisis. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
3841 Just because you metamorphisized doesn’t mean I think you’ve changed. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3842 You were much better in your larval stage. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3843 No, I will not come fly with you! Can't you see I'm reading 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3844 So long as you don't sting like a bee, you may come in. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3845 Finally, now take out the trash. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3846 Brian, I absolutely refuse to see M. Butterfly one more time. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3847 Show-off. Wings AND legs 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3848 But did you take out the garbage? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3849 How are you going to fit inside the elevator? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3850 I liked you better in your cocoon! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3851 Finally done cocooning up there? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3852 Float like a butterfly; bother me like a flea. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3853 The only butterfly effect I can see is that you got dust on our sofa. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3854 MOTH-er effer 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3855 My fairy godfather was killed by a swatter, now bug off! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3856 Well well well, look who’s trying to escape last night by molting. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3857 Come back and talk to me when you are through this latest phase. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3858 You just came back from the dance because it was a moth ball? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3859 Go get your damm mask!!! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3860 I miss the time when you were a cocoon. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3861 I think that you've finally come into your own. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3862 Brian, on your 3-guess Wordle days, you can be a bit much. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3863 Did your chrysalis made it into the hamper? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3864 Great,it looks like he's having that dream again. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3865 I'm your fairy Godfather. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3866 I'll be more impressed if you actually cleaned up after you molted. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3867 And you ate all my cabbage leaves! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3868 How many times do I have to tell you that pollination is forbidden in this house? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3869 I wasn’t expecting you to metamorphose until after I finished binging this series without you. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3870 Honey, you left your shed skin all over the bathroom sink. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3871 I see you’ve improved your social butterfly skills. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3872 When I said it was time to spread your wings I didn't mean it literally 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3873 It's only a matter of time until you sting like a bee 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3874 Buzz off Herman. I'm not looking to be pollinated 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3875 Great. You finally decided to break out of your cocoon. Now go find a mask and keep your distance. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3876 Well, that's us in isolation for the next fortnigbt 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
3877 Stop flapping your wings! You’re giving me butterflies! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3878 Oh seriously,grow up! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3879 Well, I never met more of a fuss! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
3880 I think you should turnaround. I’m really not into butterfly kisses. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3881 Well, well, look who's been rooting around in his Dead tape collection again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3882 I’m glad to see you’re out of your larval phase. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3883 See? Naps are transformative 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3884 Sit down Fred, before you cause another hurricane! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3885 Trust me, I'm not a fly-by-night guest. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3886 But we agreed to keep cocooning until spring. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3887 I want back the kooky little grub that I married! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3888 Why can't you come out like everyone? With a stuttering, guilty-for-being-so late confession? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3889 Not tonight. If I touch your wings you'll die. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3890 You look like fly butter! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3891 Couldn't you get a quieter model?! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3892 l’m not ready to come out of my cocoon. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3893 Who cares? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3894 Stop it! You know what happened last time you did that in 2016. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3895 Thank God you're not a death's head moth. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3896 That's not what I meant when I said you should just wing it. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3897 Yeah, but do you sting like a bee? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3898 I don’t know….You’re just not the man I married 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3899 Fraternal twins to Mom and Dad maybe. Schmaternal twins to me, fly boy. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3900 I said shutterfly 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3901 Don't tell me you just went out for cigarettes. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3902 Enfin Papillon! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3903 If you want a real "META" morphosis, go ask Zuckerburg. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3904 I sent you for milk 6 months ago. Is this what you were up to? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
3905 I should have known better when you were a cocoon. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3906 Very exciting. Now,how about you metamorphose into someone who helps wash the dishes? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
3907 One more time - you still look like a dunce! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3908 charles, stop playing with your burning man costume and do the dishes already. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3909 Don't forget, you wouldn't be so special without my wind beneath those! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3910 Stop hovering. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3911 I was wondering when you were going to come out of your cocoon. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3912 'you've changed!' 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3913 I always knew you were a bug. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3914 Let me hear you scream, Morty. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3915 Lay off the Red Bull,Stan 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3916 I’m sitting here with no fucking legs and you come in with goddam wings! Fuck you, Harvey! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3917 Stop fluttering around and do something useful! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3918 No GMOs. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3919 I imagine you “sting like a bee” too, huh? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3920 I told you we were gonna stay in the cocoon until the pandemic was over! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3921 Since when you can fly? Or I'm just dreaming?" Olivia Xu, New York City, N.Y 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3922 Don’t give me that metamorphosis nonsense. You’re still immature. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3923 I only asked how to spell "metamorphosis!" 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3924 I understand you were just going through a phase Marty but I still can't be with you. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3925 Plan to metamorphis on my carpet again? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3926 Yeah, yeah, I know, you're a butterfly. Whoop-de-doo. Are you gonna take out the garbage now or what? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3927 Mother SAID you were a show-off! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3928 Go cocoon by yourself. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3929 Would you stop flitting around the house? I'm trying to concentrate. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
3930 Christ Alex! Chrysalis?! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3931 You've got the wings but you haven't got a prayer 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3932 Finally, you came out of your cocoon. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3933 Alcoholics Anonymous must've worked; you're dried out now 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3934 Is this your way of saying we need another wingback chair? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3935 Taking a walk around the block does not make you a social butterfly 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3936 That's fabulous, dear, but when I asked you to transform yourself I just wanted you to do the dishes more often 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3937 Don’t ferry godfathers carry guns? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3938 I told you that nap would do wonders. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3939 If we're gonna make this work, you have to stop flittering around the neighborhood. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3940 The kids will be home any second! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3941 That’s not what I meant when I said I wish we were monarchs! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3942 Anyway, it grates on me how full of yourself you can be about any simple accomplishment. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3943 And I'm still waiting for the jet pack I was promised! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3944 I'm happy for you !! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3945 You did what with my sweater? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
3946 I suppose you'll want to over-winter in Mexico? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
3947 How ‘bout you migrate the garbage out to the curb there Clodius ! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
3948 Your midlife metamorphosis is underwhelming. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3949 Angels certainly look different these days. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
3950 We were more compatible when you were in your chrysalis 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
3951 I liked you better as a cocoon. or: 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3952 Do you always have to hover around me when I'm reading? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3953 Bit bold for an insurance man, don't you think? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3954 I don't care what your therapist said, un-find those wings! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3955 Sid told me you just flew in from Chicago 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3956 For the 100th time, I know you wrote "Butterflies are free". 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3957 You were less bothersome at the pupa stage… 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3958 Marty stop fluttering you’re scaring the dog again. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3959 And when you're finished playing bigshot at the garden club, I need you to pollinate my begonias. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3960 If pollination is on your mind you've got another thing coming. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3961 Crawl back into your cocoon. You’ll thank me next year. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3962 Felix,you take “The Odd Couple” too far, and I DON’T like that! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3963 I told you not to chew those gummies 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3964 Did you put the chrysalis in the trash? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3965 Just don't sting me like a bee. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3966 Does this mean we can finally get rid of the chrysalis in the bedroom? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3967 You put your LSD in my tea, didn't you! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3968 No, Franz. How many times do I have to tell you, it's cockroach, COCKROACH ! Butterfly just won't work. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3969 I'm afraid we've run out of nectar. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
3970 I told you...change was in air! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3971 Finally came out of your cocoon, I see. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3972 What did you put in that drink?" 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3973 I liked you better in your man cave. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3974 Stoned agin’! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3975 You were less annoying when you were a caterpillar. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3976 No, it's still not mating season. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3977 So where have you been for the past 3 weeks? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3978 You truly are a social butterfly, aren't you? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3979 Well....it’s about time you emerged from your caterpillar stage!! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3980 I’d appreciate if you’d stop calling me your ‘lazy larva.’ 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3981 Hank,to hell with the Butterfly Effect! That dang garage is not going to clean itself! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3982 Metamorphosis, Stanley. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3983 I said , Pass the BUTTER. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3984 An improvement, yes. But not enough. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3985 Not all of us can float through life Jerome! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3986 Will you PLEASE stop playing with my things? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3987 The dishes are done and the laundry is folded. Hope you were able to relax,dear. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3988 I hope you cleaned up the cacoon mess?! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3989 What is this? I told you you could keep your shoes on! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3990 Herb, we just leased the Volvo. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3991 You may be a hallucination, but you're still annoying! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3992 And I suppose you expect me to clean up the chrysalis? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3993 A real metamorphosis would be cutting your toe nails. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3994 Where's the cat? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
3995 When you said you were cocooning, I thought you just wanted to be alone. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
3996 I asked for a malt! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3997 You’ve left the larval stage already? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3998 Again? I thought we had an agreement. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
3999 Do you realize how many calories you waste doing that? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4000 Back off a while,it’s a good book. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4001 I think I preferred your hanging around to flying around" 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4002 I’ve told you…I don’t like it with the light on. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4003 When you said you were having growing pains,this is not what I thought you meant. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4004 Me, your doctor, and your top pants button think that you drink too much nectar. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4005 You'll always be a grub to me. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4006 Edwin, when you suggested we just cocoon this winter, I had no idea…. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4007 You're what, my faeirie brother-in-law? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4008 I'll pupate when I'm good and ready! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4009 It took you long enough,Frank. And why do I get the feeling that my patience will not be rewarded? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4010 I told you to knock! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4011 Where’ve you been? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4012 I told you that those months of being cooped up in this house would be worth it. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4013 Dad, you finally decided to come out now?!?! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4014 You could’ve warned me. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4015 In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Irving, have you been pumping Iron again? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4016 You might be Chief Diversity Office at work but , here, you still take out the trash. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4017 Yes, Marvin, it's your friend, the worm! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4018 I like it! Do they come in stripes to match the furniture? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4019 Chris, Silas, get in here and look at your uncle! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4020 You're gonna need a wingman. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4021 For the last time Herald, I don’t care what my floor tastes like. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4022 Get back in your cocoon! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4023 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee? I don’t think so. Not without a stinger! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4024 I don't care that it's medical milkweed. I don't like what it does to you! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4025 I think being cocooned. for so long inside has caused this. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4026 I told you not to fly during the Pandemic 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4027 Who let you out of the cocoon? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4028 I said sting like a bee. Not float like a butterfly! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4029 So now I have to fly to Vegas alone? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4030 Life really can become art! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4031 I just think it would be nice if your ideas would take flight for once! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4032 You've got to be kidding! No one will remember Ali's 'Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.' 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4033 That's why you were in there so long? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4034 Not what I meant when I said there's a fly in the butter. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4035 Look who decided to come out of their cocoon today. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4036 I know you said you were flying in to JFK but….. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4037 That is NOT what Kafka had in mind! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4038 OK, I'll keep my butter fridge locked. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4039 You left your chrysalis all over the bathroom. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4040 Well some things never change, Melvin…it’s still garbage night. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4041 I hope you remembered to flush your pupa. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4042 You'd better not have left your chrysalis in my craft room again. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4043 You didn't bring in any of your caterpillar friends, did you? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4044 No, Tinkerbell, you can't just go out pupating for a week then fly in and expect applause. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4045 Wipe that smile off of your face, I know HER name and it's going to cost you. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
4046 You just have to rub it in, don't you Carl? 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4047 Ah! The good fairy in Valentine's Day lingerie. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4048 Metamorphosed or not, dishes need washing 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4049 If you can sting like a bee, now we’re talkin’. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4050 Harold, have you been drinking my RedBulls again?! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4051 Franz? 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4052 Finally came out of your cocoon shell, did ya?! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4053 Oh, look! A blubberfly migrating to the kitchen! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4054 I thought we agreed you would only fly outdoors. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4055 I liked you better crawling around the carpet." 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4056 You were supposed to metamorph into a younger man. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4057 Loose the smirk Wingman and give me back my wings. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4058 I always said you’d make a lousy superhero 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4059 It always has to be about you. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4060 If you think you are going out wearing MY wings, you got another thought coming. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4061 You still look like the same old caterpillar to me. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4062 Stop gloating - we both got a lot out of that Transformational Change seminar. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4063 Could you please stay out of my sweater drawer, Monty! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4064 If you are going to micro dose in your Red Bull, make me one too. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4065 Did you drink that dandelion wine again Harold? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4066 You were more bearable as a caterpillar. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4067 So, how was the Willie Nelson concert? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4068 Ernest. Just because I lost my legs in Nam doesn’t mean you can get butterfly wings. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4069 It’s about time you got out of your room. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4070 I didn’t think this is what you meant when you said the pandemic was a chance to experience a metamorphosis. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4071 You certainly are a late bloomer. Too late. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4072 What did you do with that little caterpillar? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4073 Get that smug look off your face. All you did was quarantine. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4074 You sure that your funny stuff isn't just funny stuff? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4075 Well, don’t expect me to clean up your chrysalis. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4076 First it was the birds and the bees and now it’s the butterflies? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4077 Two years coming out and that's the shirt you're going to wear? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4078 Richard! Not in the house! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4079 I hate it when you watch “Cocoon”! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4080 Todd, I had a time machine, I just hope the butterfly effect would lead me to marry someone a little more grounded. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4081 You misunderstood—I’m impressed by the ‘Metamorphoses’ of Ovid, not Covid. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4082 I still doubt that Amazon will take you on for fast deliveries. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4083 No, those wings don’t make you look fat. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4084 Get your proboscis over here! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4085 Can you please stop hovering over me? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4086 That’s all we’ll and good, but did you clean up your chrysalis? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4087 Good luck finding a willing female to mate with. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4088 I have a headache. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4089 Not what happened when I read Kafka. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4090 Did you have to hatch here? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4091 Lay off the Red Bull, Marv! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4092 Is Gregor still not coming out of his room? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4093 Henry, stop fluttering! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4094 Couldn't you morph into something more formal? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4095 Hmmm… I’m guessing it was supposed to be four of the BLUE pills, and one of the RED. Oh well, let’s see where this leads… 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4096 I'm not impressed. Get real! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4097 This motherfucker. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4098 I did not say I am impressed,I said I am depressed. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4099 Beat it, Flutter Boy. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4100 On second thought, I prefer the plaid. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4101 No! I still don't believe your part caterpillar Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4102 When I want you, I'll rattle your chrysalis. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4103 Didn't you forget to renew your flying licence? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4104 You have to wear a mask to fly. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4105 Look who flew in on the wings of a Dave! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4106 I sincerely hope you didn't leave your chrysalis on the bathroom floor when the hamper's right there, Kevin. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4107 I don’t need therapy and you are still a caterpillar. Just drop the delusions of grandeur OK? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4108 Perfect. Now all my troubles can finally fly away. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4109 Lay off the Red Bull, Jim! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4110 At least, as a cocoon, you didn't have that grin on your face 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4111 I don't care what you're turning into you still need to take out the trash. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4112 Thats right. Take the easy way to change the world. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4113 I said flatter not flutter.... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4114 So I called you a caterpillar...do you always have to have the last say? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4115 For cryin' out loud, Daedalus, quit looking over my shoulder and light somewhere. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4116 I thought I told you to take your shoes off when you come into the house 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4117 We are not pollinating tonight, I have a headache.... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4118 This doesn't make you the monarch of this house, you know 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4119 Bug off! I told you when we got married that I'm not going to change! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4120 Reincarnation is NOT the solution to climate changer and I hate nectar!!! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4121 I told you that moths would invade your sweaters! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4122 Guess we won’t need to buy that fan after all.” 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4123 Just sit down and be quiet for a change. You flapped your wings and Tonga was destroyed, dammit. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4124 You just kinda bug me. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4125 I see your midlife chrysalis has ended.. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4126 The pandemic is still going on; go back . 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4127 That’s the last time I take you to Madame Butterfly. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4128 Not a chance,Stan! It’s too late to pollinate. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4129 Good. Now we can cancel our subscription to Pupa Magazine. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4130 Did you clean up the cocoon? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4131 When I said bring in the wings, I meant the chicken wings! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4132 I suggested you lose weight, not pupate. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4133 I said you're in timeout! Get back to your chrysalis! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4134 I know it's not too late to change careers but... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4135 I'm not washing your cocoon again! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4136 Isolation has changed you. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4137 You’re getting too big for your britches 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4138 For the last time I'm not participating in your Mothra fantasy! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4139 This is the big change I was supposed to look forward to? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4140 I know you said you hated your job…but this? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4141 Is that the most useful thing you could come up with during the lockdown? 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
4142 Yes, I'm sure the Jensen's gave us Pot Brownies. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4143 Red Bull really does give you wings. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4144 It's chaotic enough; couldn't you have stayed in Brazil? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4145 No, that is not how you are supposed to come out. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4146 Oh sure,you get to spend a long weekend in a cocoon and then you expect me to share your joy as you float around? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4147 I hate playing "The Floor is Lava" with you. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4148 Hey, you're a common variety! Weren't you supposed to be a Monarch? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4149 I'm glad you're a social butterfly now, but it's time to clean up the cocoon 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4150 I guess this is my cue to grab the butterfly net! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4151 Would you please stop fluttering around when I’m talking to you. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4152 I've heard of Kafkaesque, but this is ridiculous 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4153 I can’t finish my book if you keep banging into the light over and over. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4154 That was a long ass nap! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4155 Lampoon? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4156 Fairly Godmother home with Covid? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4157 Must you continually hover over my shoulder? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4158 I think you took the wrong blue pill again. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4159 You've been watching too many prescription drug commercials. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4160 This seems more like a midlife chrysalis. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4161 Dad! C’mon, buzz off! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4162 I liked your larval stage better. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4163 Ok...and I sting like a bee! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4164 Now come on down and stopp that stupid grin. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4165 Let's face it, helicopters are contributing to global warming. Being a butterfly parent is the new green way to overprotect the kids! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4166 But you promised you'd invent a jetpack! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4167 George, you've dropped some acid again...and yes, the seventies were the last great time to grow up. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4168 Chrysal, is that really you? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4169 Where’s that cold draft coming from?” 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4170 Ok, you said you were trans and you wanted to change your name to Butterfly, but this is not what I understood! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4171 I already have a wingman. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4172 Can you try to keep your feet on the ground until spring? You're going to break something. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4173 When you said you were going to reinvent yourself, this is not what I expected. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4174 I loved the one that flew away. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4175 You're the Gay One? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4176 You were always such a show-off !!! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4177 Nice colors, Bub. Get back to me when "your highness" has taken the trash out. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4178 Well, I guess I have a new fetish. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4179 I may be your old flame and those might be your wings of desire but I'm still not in the mood. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4180 Gregor Samsa, you look much better than you did this morning! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4181 Well, I’m bored again. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4182 Just how many Red Bull's did you have? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4183 Nice try but you still bug me! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4184 I told you working from home would still be Kafkaesque 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4185 I can tell that you're winging it. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4186 This better be it because I can’t handle one more stage in this marriage. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4187 You can call me madam 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4188 No, you are not the fairy Princess! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4189 Why, it's the elusive butterfly of love . 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4190 You can’t smile your way out of this one Mr. Social Butterfly! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4191 beware of "lite" foods I TOLD YOU THAT OLD SWEATER WAS A NEST OF MOTHS! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4192 I'd sooner be a dead veteran than a butterfly posthumously floating out of its cocoon. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4193 Meta-verse, not meta-morphosis! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4194 I said you need to grow a pair, not sprout wings. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4195 I wish you'd do less micro-dosing and more micro-cleaning. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4196 Leonard, stop reminding me you are not a caterpillar anymore! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4197 Great. Now there's going to be a typhoon in Thailand. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4198 Keep that up and you'll create a hurricane in Brazil! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4199 I liked you better before. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4200 How many times do I have to tell you to take your shoes off?!" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4201 TAKE OFF ! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4202 Yeah, you learned to cook. So what!?! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4203 GO FLUTTER SOMEWHERE ELSE.!!! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4204 I asked for a cricket. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4205 You're always causing chaos. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4206 It's "sting like a bee," not "sing like a bee." 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4207 Who are you, and what did you do with my worm of a husband? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4208 Dam it What Next 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4209 Are you really going to help me with the gardening this year, or is this just another phase? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4210 Yes, you said you were ready for a change. How was I to know you meant a complete metamorphosis. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4211 'Henry, I'm in no mood for pollination tonight.' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4212 About time. You've been stinging like a bee for the last thirty-eight years. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4213 I said, You need to button your fly! Not…oh forget it! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4214 You weren't kidding about coming out of your cocoon! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4215 Stop milking it, you came out of the closet three years ago. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4216 Don't go towards the light. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4217 OMG! Chrys is now in the reproduction phase, so we have to amend the lease. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4218 Finally, you're out of your cocoon! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4219 You're still no Angel! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4220 I told you that you didn't need to get bigger wings for me. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4221 Hey, as long as you're up, will you get me a beer? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4222 Charming, dear, but nothing else has changed since you were a caterpillar: dinner is still not before 7. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4223 Sting like a bee and you sleep on the couch. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4224 That still won’t get me out of my cocoon! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4225 I see you've been cocooning 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4226 I didn't know a slug could become a butterfly! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
4227 So you're finally off to Mexico? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
4228 The dentist says they're fine. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4229 When I told you you needed to change,I did NOT mean you had to stop being a caterpillar. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4230 For the last time. I don’t want to watch cocoon again. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4231 Sweat pants work for me. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4232 Meryl wasn't the only one whose body was going through changes. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4233 The cocoon doesn't fit in the compost bin 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4234 I thought we were going to share the joint. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4235 Darling, I married a Faerie, not a Butterfly! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4236 You'll need more than that to sing Puccini. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4237 I told you - Don’t hover while I’m reading 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4238 I know you want to sweep me off my feet,but this isn 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4239 Your true self needs to stay away from my flowers. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4240 A bottle of wine would be better 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4241 Finally, you came out of the cocoon 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4242 I’d still prefer you didn’t wear shoes. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4243 No John,there isn’t a green tax credit for your new wings no matter how much it cost you personally 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4244 I don't wanna go pupate! 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
4245 You spent so much time in my closet I thought you'd be a moth! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4246 Now that you pupated can you clean the top of the fridge? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4247 I don’t want to be a social butterfly, Todd. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4248 I think it’s time to get your back waxed. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4249 [I would like to make a joke here, but this is a succinct commentary about how ableism promotes aesthetic variation without utility to reach a wider consumer market while ignoring those underserved.] 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4250 I don't want to come fly with you! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4251 I can't tell what, but there's something different about you. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4252 so you’re ending your pandemic cocooning and ready to go out in the world again 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4253 Prozac flying lessons 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4254 You are forty years late! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4255 Eric, stop it now - you do this every year and it's getting old. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4256 You better not have left your decaying cocoon on the bed 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4257 I told you that teleportation device would get you in trouble! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4258 I may have changed; but the appreciation I have for the lighting in this room has only increased. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4259 Mind if I fly right by you? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4260 I miss your cocoon." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4261 I’m delighted about your transformation, but can’t you see I’m reading right now? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4262 I liked you as a chrysalis much better. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4263 we've been cocooning too long. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4264 Hang on—being a couch potato isn't a drag! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4265 You've taken cocooning too far. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4266 I have a headache for the next two-to-six weeks. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4267 Enjoy your flight of imagination. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4268 Can you run to the store and grab some milkweed? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4269 You can just "show up" to the Met Gala. You'll need an invitation. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4270 So your 10-step program is working wonders. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4271 Keep it up, Harry. You float like a butterfly and I’ll sting like a bee. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4272 Would you please do that outside! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4273 It's a about time you woke up. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4274 I forgot to fill your feeder again. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4275 Don't think you'll win this argument using the Butterfly Effect. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4276 I thought you said you were going to the store... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4277 That's not what I meant when I said we should cocoon during the pandemic. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4278 You're not the caterpillar I used to know. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
4279 And who were you out with this time? Daisy? Iris? Petunia? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4280 I wasn't completely sold on the vaccine, but this makes the swollen testicles almost bearable. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4281 Honey, make a wish and I’ll make sure it doesn’t come true. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4282 Again with the personal development for 2022?! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4283 Richard, that is absolutely not what I mean when I ask you to activate The Nest. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4284 I'm getting tired of your flights of fancy." 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4285 You emerged from your chrysalis? You think you're special? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4286 Please Dad, my friends already think you’re a fairy 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4287 You worm! You turned into a butterfly! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4288 I liked you better in your caterpillar phase. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4289 ... and I'm going to sting like a bee! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4290 Too late. The party's over. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4291 Well look at old ‘Mr. Sting Like a Bee! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4292 I still have a headache. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4293 We did Pismo Beach last year. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4294 What's with the grin? Having you been smoking milkweed again? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4295 Don't think for a minute that you're going to sting like a bee. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4296 you can float like a butterfly, but your words still stung like a bee. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4297 Yes, goddamnit, I'm cocooning. You should try it. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4298 Yas, yas, you can change. So why not zee sweater? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4299 And this is what? Your way to save the marriage? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4300 Common Blue? Again?! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4301 Is not spring yet just global warming, go back to your bed! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4302 Don't stay out late, and don't get too close to any lamps like your father did. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4303 I think your 2022 resolution to become a social butterfly is off to a wrong start. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4304 Hard to imagine only two wings can get your fat ass off the ground 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4305 This is the last time you go to your college reunion 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4306 You may float like a butterfly,but remember, I sting like a bee! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4307 Bye bye 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4308 Nice try, but you still need to grow a pair. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4309 Where did you find those cleaners? It was over a week ago and the carpet's still wet. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4310 I'm out. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4311 I wondered why your nap was so long. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4312 You're wrong. I am not a fragile butterfly! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4313 I'm sorry I called you a fairy! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4314 No, I did not know that in the year 800 Pope Leo III declared you Monarch of the Holy Roman Empire, but I think he had something else in mind. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4315 Well I see your new meds finally kicked in... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4316 I thought you were still cocooning. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4317 Stop fluttering around! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4318 Have you been gnawing on my blazer again!!?? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4319 I thought you said you were going to Cancun. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4320 YEAH, Well I sting like a BEE! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4321 For chrissake, Harold, couldn’t it have been a spider? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4322 That’s the last time I wait on you to start a new episode. You can catch up on your own. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4323 Some have a mid-life crisis, you may be having a metamorphosis. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4324 Must you be so dramatic about finally coming out of your COVID-19 cocoon? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4325 Just because you are a monarch that doesn't make you king 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4326 Stop flitting about the house 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4327 I thought you were extinct? No? Well bug off then. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4328 You should have seen me six months ago! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4329 You may float like a butterfly, but do NOT sting like a bee, ok? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4330 When I told you to "Go cocoon in your room," I didn't mean that way! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4331 You may float like a butterfly but you stink like a skunk. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4332 Yes, I can see you float like a butterfly, but you sure as hell better not sting like a bee. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4333 You've spent too much time in that cocoon. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4334 Donald! I don't care if this is a fairy dust! Dust is dust, to be wiped and not to roll in it!!! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4335 I told you to not eat those mushrooms! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4336 I said I'd believe it when pigs fly, not husbands! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4337 I said LEGS, not WINGS, you idiot! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4338 I gotta lay off the Ambien. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4339 It’s about damn time. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4340 You better not sting like a bee! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4341 You’re not the pupa I married. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4342 If you're going out for nectar, would you pick up some beer and pretzels? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4343 Camouflage goes better with the drapes. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4344 I hope I don't find wet cocoon bits on the bed, Harry. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4345 Have you taken out the trash? Not everything happens by the Butterfly Effect! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4346 ‘Buzz off! I don’t need a Happy Doppelgänger! ‘ 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4347 When your boss told you to take flight with your plans, he didn't mean to stage the event. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4348 Looks like someone burst out of their pandemic cocoon. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4349 Well, you’re more of a moth to me. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
4350 When you said "Red Bull gives you wings", I didn't think you meant literally. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4351 You were so much more relatable before metamorphosis!” 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4352 I see you’re writing fantasy again. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4353 You’ve got two hands—plant your own milkweed! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4354 Oh,no! Not another fly by night relationship! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4355 Finally you're being your whole self around me. That sweater looks gorgeous. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4356 Nope. Still not a monarch. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4357 Let me guess: you're going out to flit and flirt with they boys, while someone stays at home to deal with your pupa mess? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4358 ..and that pheromone ploy is so passe' 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4359 I loved you in larva stage, but you've changed. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4360 Does this mean you want to pollinate now? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4361 Are you just going to sit there are molt on the couch all day? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4362 Harold, come fly with me, let's have fun 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4363 Dad, you are an embarrassment. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4364 Quit buzzing around and get back to work. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4365 I hope you flushed your pupa. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4366 Monarch or not, Charles, don't expect me to call you Royal Highness. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4367 I don't care if you're attracted to me mothman; I'm not your flame, 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4368 Oh, fuck! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4369 Well, don’t expect me to change. I just finished the dishes. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4370 I asked you not to sneak up on me! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4371 That's what happens when you go out chasing butterflies. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4372 I was sure you would come out a moth. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4373 Jeez Ralph, I think you're taking this need to spread your wings a little too far 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4374 OK, I'm cool with you coming out, but don't overdo it. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4375 Come back when the wife tells me I'm flappable... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4376 You looked better as a wooly caterpillar. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4377 Shouldn't you be in Paraguay by now? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4378 Drinking a Redbull would have been simpler. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4379 I wondered why you were in the washroom for so long! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4380 I am SO sick of your fluttering! And you seem to only come out at night these days! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4381 I don' t care what it gives you. I'm not in the mood. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4382 I hope you don’t sting like a bee as well! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4383 Oh my god ! You are real ! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4384 I don’t care, I’m not getting the vaccine! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4385 It's like I'm your flame, isn't it, Harry? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4386 Haven’t you already had your midlife crisis? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4387 Well, its certainly better than "sting like a bee". 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4388 I said Chrysler, not chrysalis. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4389 I thought I would float in like a butterfly (and surprise you). Your look, however, stings like a bee. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4390 Couldn’t you have stayed in the cocoon for another week? I’m trying to read here! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4391 So I suppose this means your heading south?" Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, O 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4392 You're the one who left the lights on. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4393 Emerging from your cocoon has not been approved by the CDC. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4394 Not THAT kind of change, ding bat! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4395 This Sinatra thing is really getting out of hand! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4396 Bug off! I told you I don't believe in fairies. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4397 If I go up there, that chrysalis better not still be on the ceiling! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4398 Why can't you be like other Dads? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4399 Sure, now that you're gone, you want some fun. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4400 Well at least you won't track in dirt but now there will be scales everywhere and I bet you left your chrysalis in the middle of the floor! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4401 What did you do with Pupa. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4402 Don't look so smug - you're out of here in 30 days, tops! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4403 I'm happy for your transformation, just not your appetite for expensive clothing. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4404 Vamoose, Behemoth! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4405 This is getting ridiculous. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4406 Do you really want our grandchildren to remember you as Spider-Man’s old nemesis? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4407 How’s the medical marihuana working for you? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4408 Hank, for the last time, if you come visit me again, I’m going to turn on my bug zapper and you’re not gonna like it. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4409 Your “metamorphosis” is unremarkable…dear 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4410 That's taking trans too far. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4411 who are you and what did you do with my caterpillar husband? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4412 So you're going to try to hide that wine stain all night? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4413 I get it! My time during the pandemic could have been better well spent. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4414 That diet pill label did say you’d feel lighter than ever. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4415 It’s easy to see you took the last red bull! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4416 You know it’s just luck you scored a 2 in Wordle. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4417 Ghost of post-COVID future, baloney -- I'm a worm and I'm going to stay a worm. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4418 Have you been fooling with my butterfly collection? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4419 Would you stop flitting around like that? You're driving me crazy. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4420 You’re late! The cocoons are already in bed. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4421 Oh no! Not another visit from my better angel 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4422 Don't tell me...you went next door for some sugar, and got turned into a giant butterfly...again! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4423 Cocoon, chrysalis, who cares?! Where were you while my parents were visiting? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4424 Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4425 The bigger the wings, the bigger the attitude, son. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4426 Leave the Monarch attitude at the office. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4427 It’s going to be the same. Let me just fly you out of 2022. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4428 Nothing my ball and chain can't handle. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4429 So Burningman is back? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4430 I suppose you sting like a bee, too 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4431 So you flapped them in a Brazilian rain forest. What's that to me? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4432 Stop flying around the house with wings you haven't earned. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4433 Is the dress code semi-molted? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4434 I see someone's finally come out of their mid-life chrysalis. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4435 You still have to go to work..... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4436 Sorry, but I'm not interested in your flights of fantasy. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4437 OK, so it uses less gas - but how long will it last? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4438 I thought you were speaking figuratively when you said you wanted to spread your wings. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4439 You need to watch more news on TV ! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4440 Oh the irony - my name is Anette. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4441 Well well, look who’s out of their chrysalis. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4442 No, I said button your fly. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4443 Actually, there are easier ways to become a monarch, Kevin. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4444 I liked caterpillar man better! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4445 So that's where you've been for the last month. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4446 I said I wanted less chaos around here! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4447 Did you even THINK about consulting with me before such an extravagant purchase, Jerry? What happened to saving up for my hands and legs? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4448 I know we installed low power LED bulbs... I still want you to be careful 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4449 Who let you out of your cocoon? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4450 How many times are you going to do this? Nobody cares! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4451 What is it now? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4452 More of a moth, I'd say. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4453 Go flit around your man cave, Albert. That's what it's there for. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4454 Would you please stop saying "I'm just winging it"? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4455 And how much did that cost? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
4456 Don't think this changes anything. I still say you've been a worm. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4457 No, I don't want to go to Mexico with you again. I feel left out. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4458 Oh, crawl back into your cocoon. It’s not over yet. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4459 Did you get lost on your migration to Mexico, and no, I will not fertilize your eggs this year. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4460 Can you at least give me a call dad before you drop in 1.1429 0.04444 63 55 9 0
4461 Dammit Bernie!! I know you’re flying high with Cialis Chrysalis but until Texas allows that for women, I’m permanently not in the mood. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4462 Who's driving? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4463 It’s about time you came out! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4464 My flower? Seriously! You think I’m going to let you insert your proboscis in my flower? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4465 C'mon Roger, stick a pin in it! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4466 I don't want to pupate right now, I have a headache. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4467 Stop flitting about. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4468 Well, someone’s feeling social today. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4469 Ok, I know it's cool to be a fairy these days, but isn't this a bit much? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
4470 Good - but not spring cover quality. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
4471 Do we have any Xanax? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4472 But you were a larva for the past 30 years! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4473 Great, you've metamorphosed. Now do the laundry. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4474 No, I will NOT help you become a member of the Foot-High Club. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4475 If you want to start a hurricane, go outside. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
4476 Mom! Dad’s finally come up from the basement! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4477 Knew I should have bought a bigger bug light. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4478 Great, Ralph. Now be the change that the rest of us want to see in the world. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4479 I've told you stripes don't work with your wings 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4480 Go back to your cocoon. There’s talk of a recession and Covid is still out there. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4481 I said to lose the cardigan. I didn't say to go full Cher. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4482 Yeah,I saw the movie,Clarence. No need to gloat. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4483 I told you to play it by ear,but you wanted to Wing it! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4484 You were more attractive as a caterpillar. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4485 Go flutter in the back yard, where I buried the bluebird of happiness." 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4486 I like you more when you were a caterpillar. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
4487 It’s Old Mr. Butterfly, Old Mr. Butterfly…” 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4488 Wait don't tell me, you're a butterfly dreaming he's an ass. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4489 Just because you don’t need them, doesn’t mean I’m getting rid of the stairs 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4490 Uncle Steve It’s Etymology, not entomology!” 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4491 Stop flying to me on gossamer wings already! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4492 I thought we promised to love, honor and metamorphize together! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4493 For the last time, it's called a cat nap, not a chrysalis nap. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4494 You just had to upstage my new hair cut. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4495 Well it's better than that old cardigan sweater. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4496 Stanley, this long Covid is just creepy! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4497 Is this an epistemology quiz? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4498 Ok. So I don’t like change! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4499 I told you not to use the whole vial of pixie dust!!! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4500 You better have not left your pupa all over the bathroom! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4501 I'd still prefer a plane 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4502 Oh, stop showing off and go back to your cocoon. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4503 What's next ,migration? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4504 You've always been a pest and now the pest control is on the way over: flight or fright? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4505 And I bet you left that pupa case lying in the middle of the floor. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4506 No, I never read 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar.' Why do you ask? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4507 I know. You already came out to me a few months ago. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4508 No, we’re not spending another hundred dollars at the fabric store for the body! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4509 I'm tired of you flitting about the house; if you can't decide when to return to the office, I'll need to pin you down. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4510 Alvin, now that's impressive, however, there is no way our HOA will allow an Aviary in this Condo. Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 317-727-3201 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4511 My big change was less fanciful. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4512 Wipe that "sting like a bee" smirk of your face. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4513 After I flap my wings, I can tell my wife I DO control the weather! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4514 Cut it out, you old flutterby! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4515 When I said that therapy would change you, this wasn't the metamorphosis I was hoping for. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4516 I know the floor is lava. Now let me read my book! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4517 I said, “I refuse to be your sparring partner.” 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4518 You just HAD to flap your wings in China, didn't you? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4519 This isn’t the metamorphosis I had in mind. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4520 For heavens sake Earl,stop being so flighty 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4521 I miss the caterpillar I fell in love with 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4522 You can shove that bright attitude right up my chrysalis. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4523 Does this mean that you finally got a job and will be moving out? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4524 You have to stop reading those self help books. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4525 You should see the other guy 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4526 When did wanting to be a fairy become willing to be a fairy? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4527 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A SHOWOFF 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
4528 No. Do-it-yourself gene splicing doesn't make you an angle. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4529 Dang, just turn on the air-con,George. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4530 That's not what I meant by keeping it quiet. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4531 Free to Fly AWAY 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4532 Well now...shall I go fetch my Godzilla suit from the cleaners? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4533 Gee Wilbur, what are you identifying as today?! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4534 I'm glad your out and proud but this is taking it too far. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4535 OK! Enough with the 'I feel pretty'! 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
4536 Don't expect me to tell the neighbors to turn off their porch lights! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4537 I wish you’d stayed in your larval stage. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4538 Lcome back. How was Mexico?We 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4539 So,you finally eveloved! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4540 Don't tell me. You float like a butterfly and sting like a bee." Shirley Nishimura, Seattle, Wa. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4541 If it’s not too much of a pain in the wings, could you bring me my other pair of glasses? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4542 Nice, but wrong venue 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4543 That chrysalis better be gone when my show is over! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4544 You've been Covid cocooning too long. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4545 Oh! I see you’ve noticed my new haircut. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4546 I see you finally WOKE up. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4547 Yes Uncle Larry, I'll never invent anything if I just read... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4548 Well, you’ll always be just a pupa to me! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4549 No, I’m still not interested in your interpretive dance presentation of the sequel to“Cocoon.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4550 Are you flirting with me, you old geezer? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4551 Neighbors are calling us the odd couple 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4552 So now you're macrodosing? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4553 I see you've gotten into the nectar again. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4554 I told you the curse was real. I told you exactly what happens when you misuse the word ‘Kafkaesque’ too many times. But did you listen? No, of course not. You just said, ‘That’s sooo Kafkaesque of you, honey.’ 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4555 But you flitted around the lamppost LAST night! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4556 It’s too early! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4557 You heard the doctor. Red Bull gives you high blood pressure, Larry. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4558 So you finally got out of bed. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4559 Would you quit flitting around and get my coffee. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4560 I thought I told you to chrysa-less. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4561 Didn't I tell you we're not doing fantasy anymore? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4562 No Mothman,sorry to be the one to break it to you,but you are not living up to your legend. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4563 Those wings are just not going to cheer me up this time. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4564 They said this might happen when you turned fifty. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4565 Not tonight Larry, I have my period! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4566 Well look who finally decided to emerge from their chrysalis. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4567 So now are you going to fly down south and expire? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4568 That took more than a minute for you to get changed! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4569 Look out. Those two giant,blobby,multi-eyed aliens are about to… Never mind. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4570 Now I know who drank my Red Bull. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4571 I told you to stop floating up on me like that. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4572 Quarantine isn't over,Carl. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4573 When I said get out of the house more and become a social butterfly, that's not what I meant, Harold. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4574 You're a lot better company now, you know, than when you were a caterpillar. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4575 Shut up Donald. You've been so smug ever since the whole 'On Wednesdays we wear wings!' 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4576 It's the same as an umbrella! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4577 Is this another phase you're going through or are you finally transitioning? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4578 I thought we agreed I could finish my book in peace. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4579 My new business-casual on Fridays at Meta,you like? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4580 That sweater doesn’t go with your wings. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
4581 Reefer sure seems stronger nowadays 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4582 So you drank all my nectar? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4583 So, now I suppose I have to vacuum up the cocoon crumbs 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4584 This Monsieur Butterfly trans act has to stop 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4585 Yes, Bob for the millionth time, you are really a beautiful butterfly. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4586 Get back into your cocoon before I swat you. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4587 Stop showing off, fly back in there, and clean up your metamorphic mess. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4588 No, we can’t just have nectar for dinner every night of the week. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4589 Everybody changes, Nicolas. But we’re not all show-offs. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4590 And I suppose this means a second midlife crisis? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4591 What, do you think you're some sort of monarch? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4592 You call it extended pupa stage, I call it avoiding me for 40 years. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4593 Where is the worm I know and love? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4594 Hi Honey. Did you have a nice flight? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4595 Well Harold, I must say that living in our little COVID cocoon has certainly transformed you. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4596 Wow, those electric wings are so quiet compared to the old ones. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4597 I like the new extra strength Ambien... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4598 That Queer Eye team back again? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4599 Just stay from my cashmere sweaters. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4600 Don't you know they stopped calling us fairies in the 80's? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4601 Great, now I am going to have to…! DON’T let my wife see those 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4602 What's so great about that? I don't have legs and now you have wings too! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
4603 That's not what our therapist meant when she said you need to "come out of your cocoon" 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
4604 That's not what I meant when I said you should come out of your shell. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4605 George I told my mother you were a moth! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4606 I smell mothballs. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4607 Fly to the kitchen lightly and carry back a big Merlot! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4608 « Am about to film my TikTok tune, are you coming? » 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4609 Does this also mean you have a three- to six-week lifespan? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4610 I told you not to fly around in the house like that. The last thing we need is a virus that adapts to infect and transmit through insects! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4611 nice try, but no. i’m on my period. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4612 Does this mean you're done with cocooning? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4613 Give it up, Fred. Becoming an insect won't help anything. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4614 I already knew you were a fairy. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
4615 OMG, is that you, Pupa? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4616 Jeez,Jefrey,I told you you should stop cocooning and go out more. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4617 Be careful- the dog just turned into a frog. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4618 Sting like a bee and we’re through. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4619 No, we are NOT watching "Cocoon" again! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4620 I want to grow up like you. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4621 Stop flitting around, can't you see I'm trying to read? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4622 honey that’s not what it means to be a furry. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4623 I've had it with you, Harvey. Don't flaunt your reincarnation at me! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4624 I suppose next you’ll be stinging like a bee? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4625 It’s just common courtesy. You clean your wings at the door. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4626 I came out! 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4627 Be not afraid? Dave we have been married for 35 years. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4628 I think the caterpillar finally moved out. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4629 I hope you recycled your cocoon. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4630 Couldn't you just knock like everybody else? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4631 Honey, I clogged the toilet... but I feel lighter than ever. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4632 That is so 1900, George 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4633 Again with the wings . . . It's pupate first, Charles. Get with the program. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4634 Are you a man dreaming he’s a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming he’s a man, or am I just a caterpillar hoping for the best? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4635 Is there cocoon in the shower drain? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4636 So you remembered my parsley when you went shopping, riiiight? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4637 Did you remember to clean up your cocoon? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4638 Well,well,well...look who found my stash of 'shrooms. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4639 Well, aren't you the Wilbur Wright! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4640 Been watching Papillion again? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4641 Well look who decided to came out of his chrysalis. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4642 Now can we talk about your midlife chrysalis? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4643 No, I won't, not when it's snowing outside! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4644 butterflies are good luck" 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4645 I get it! ‘On the Wings of a Doug.’ Now stop it! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4646 I think you've been cocooning wrong. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4647 Who died and made you King? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4648 I told you before, we are not going to see Madame Butterfly no matter how you dress! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4649 Oh, dear, what is Pappy on?...... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4650 Wipe your feet dear, I don't care. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4651 Get out! In this house we gather no moths. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4652 Sorry Dad, but that’s not the need for you to “come out of your cocoon” that I meant. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4653 I'm not going with you to the entomologist convention with you looking like that! They'll think we're a couple. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4654 How much of that Red Bull did you drink!? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4655 Beautiful. Now clean the gutters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4656 If I told you once I’ve told you a hundred times to stay out of my sweater drawers!! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4657 Did you skip a stage of your cocooning? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4658 yes I think she did see you one the ceiling 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4659 No nectar after 8 o'clock, Louis. Doctor said! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4660 That ship has sailed, Harold. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4661 I told you it was Flutterby not butterfly 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4662 I would've bet a million dollars that you meant metaphorically. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4663 All that fluttering about is interfering with my contemplation. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4664 No need to make those of us in cocoons feel bad. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4665 I don't care if you can sting like a bee too, dad - you're not Muhammad Ali! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4666 Wear your bathrobe in the house! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
4667 If you're done pupating, the cat's litter needs scooping. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4668 Hittin’ the Red Bull again Edgar ? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4669 Exactly how social you plan to be at the party tonight? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4670 Nothing changed just because you grew wings! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4671 You think you can just waltz in here like nothing happened? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4672 Oh Stanley, we agreed you wouldn’t haunt me when you died. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
4673 Does this mean you'll be cancelling your 'Caterpillar Monthly' subscription? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4674 I told you, no more fluttering around the house, go back to your cocoon! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4675 I already knew you were a mariposa; you don't have to prove it! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4676 I said, 'If you're going to Florida, you better fly - NOT BUTTER FLY!' 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4677 Well…since we’ve been cocooning. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4678 Really? And just _what_ makes you so sure this means you'll win next week's caption contest?! 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
4679 You know I hate it when you get that look in your eye… 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4680 Looking for milkweed? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4681 You promised you wouldn't start without me! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4682 Really? I was counting on your cocooning lasting through spring. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4683 You didn't molt all over the bedroom, did you? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4684 Does "NOT funny" ring a bell? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4685 I can't stand that silly grin when your feet lift off the floor 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4686 Look, Joe! I’ve emerged from the quarantine as a butterfly! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
4687 Ok, what did you just "have to tell me?!" 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
4688 I asked you to get BBQ wings. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
4689 No,no specific plans. I just thought we’d wing it. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
4690 Strutting your feathers, I see! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
4691 No, I do NOT want to play Tinker Bell and Peter Pan. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
4692 I didn't expect this, when you said you were coming out. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
4693 Leave me alone. I'm still cocooning. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
4694 I hope you've got the measles! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
4695 Well, where have you been the past six months? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
4696 So, you think you're the monarch of the family now, huh? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
4697 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, You in the air. Where are the clowns? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
4698 No, I'm not "fluttering" to Mexico with you. I'll be on a plane and I'm flying first class. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
4699 Your apparent metamorphosis into a good husband is long overdue. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4700 It doesn’t matter how long you were in the chrysalis phase, those dishes are still in the sink! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4701 Yes, I'm happy for you, but some of us are still working on our New Year's Resolutions! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4702 I liked you better in the pupa stage. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4703 I don’t care if it’s 2022. Say what you will, your preferred pronoun is still “it!” 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4704 No! I said I've always wanted to be like Sterling Moss! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4705 You can't just come down here and flutter about! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4706 I only wanted to SPEAK about bodies changed into new forms. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4707 Don't forget your fanny pack! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4708 You never listen. I asked you to BUY me a wing nut! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4709 I don’t care if you’re a changed man. I’ve told you, it’s over. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4710 Well, bully for you, Mr. Metamorphosis! If you don't mind, I'm going to continue sitting here stewing in my cocoon. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4711 They're too big, Henry. They make you look fat. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4712 You know, I didn't like you when you were alive....I like you even less now that your flighty! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4713 This one's from our 'Elton John Collection.' 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4714 If you try to sting like a bee, I'm outa here 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4715 So that's how you got out of the closet! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4716 I told you those GMOs could be life altering. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4717 I liked you better when you were my pupa. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4718 Honey, can I get you a virtual Red Bull? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4719 Why can’t your second childhood be like other guys’? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4720 No, you're not a monarch. You're just a brow-beaten, broken down, balding, old man. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4721 While Mohammed Ali said, “float like a butterfly, sting like a bee,” I didn’t think you’d take it literally! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4722 Oh, so you can't help me because you already have your wings..? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4723 If you sting me like a bee,so help me 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4724 The game's called 'The floor is LAVA!' 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4725 I thought you were going to lay off the psychedelics, Ed. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4726 Don’t you think you’re a little late for a mid-life crisis. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4727 I’m sorry, but this isn’t working. I miss the humble caterpillar I feel in love with. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4728 Yes, Fred, everyone is impressed by your COVID project. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4729 So what if I'm cocooned with my novel? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4730 I prefer your mid-life chrysalis. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4731 I see you took the last Red Bull. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4732 I’ve decided to become unbearable. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4733 I miss the old you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4734 You know I can’t stand you flitting about the room while I’m reading. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4735 You never listen; I asked you to de-clutterfy things not grow butterfly wings! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4736 Yes Dad, I suppose you've finally done it: Floating like a butterfly - while we both know you've always stung like a bee. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4737 where did you leave your crysalis 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4738 I'd be impressed if the cost to clean them wasn't so high! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4739 Oh, dang it with your 'butterfly effect,' now: are you sincere or not?? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4740 The Pixie Dust I purchased must have been older than dirt. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4741 Flight in the Loafers? Off Broadway, maybe. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4742 For the last time: I do not need anything moved to or from the upper branches of the poplar tree OR the roof! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4743 Did you wipe your wings?! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4744 I knew I shouldn't have started reading the Zuangzi... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4745 I am happy to see that you made it through the change. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4746 When I said you needed to get out of your cocoon, that's not what I meant 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4747 Wow! The pandemic quarentine had quite the affect on you! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4748 I didn't expect you'd ever reach the imago stage 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4749 Wonderful! Now please change the batteries in the smoke detector! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4750 I told you I would change. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4751 Well if it isn’t the troublemaker pupa come back to see his old teacher! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4752 OK, I adnit it,your Kafka obsession has finally produced a practical and aesthetically pleasing result! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4753 You may have changed but you are just as flighty as ever 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4754 I told you not to drink Red Bull so close to bedtime. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4755 Pupa period past pops? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4756 Herbert, I think you are taking you’re fascination with Muhammad Ali a bit too far and you certainly don’t sting like a bee. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4757 He really does give me butterflies. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4758 Good for you, but you can wipe that smirk off your face! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4759 I Finally Became A Fairy Nana. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4760 Looks great but, I still don't want you wearing shoes in the house. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4761 Didn't I tell you not to come out...of your chrysalis? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4762 I'm upset that you took my fairy godmother. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4763 When I said we would pupate this year, this is NOT what I meant. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4764 Okay, Icarus, you figured it out. I get it... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4765 I see you haven’t moved in two weeks. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4766 I liked you better as a caterpillar, then you couldn't sneak up on me 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4767 I knew you were on a journey of self improvement during the pandemic but I didn’t expect a total metamorphosis 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4768 You’ll save on airfare, but what about me 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4769 I'm your moth er! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4770 You're still an ugly bug! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4771 Really, Gregor? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4772 I know, I know. When you were my age you ate your first cashmere sweater. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4773 Get your proboscis out of my lotus! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4774 So that’s what the cocoon was all about. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4775 Let me guess. You rubs the lotion on your skin. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4776 I said after Christmas. Not after chrysalis. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4777 Fly over and change to the weather channel. I lost the remote. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4778 This is what comes of wrapping yourself from head to foot in colorful silk scarves and then hanging upside down your entire vacation! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4779 lighten up Dad 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4780 You’ll metamorphose into anything to get my attention! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4781 What happened to that shy, playful larvae that I fell in love with? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4782 Yeah? Well, I can sting like a bee! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4783 When you were a caterpillar I thought you'd be dead now. But you've become a butterfly - NOW what? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4784 No way am I going to the costume party With you 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4785 Is she still refusing to come out of her room? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4786 If I’d known you’d be this obsessed with keeping the carpet clean, I’d have gone with the hardwood floors! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4787 So,did you pick up dinner? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4788 I swat annoying flies, butter or not! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4789 So Howard, regale me with exactly how you put that sweater on. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4790 So- you finally decided to come out of your cocoon ! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4791 Did you get some work done? Your proboscis looks different. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4792 And my mother said men never change... 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4793 I see you FINALLY decided to make a change... Not the one I was hoping for! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4794 Larry, did you drink my RedBull? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4795 What do you mean, "draw me like one of your non-fungible tokens"? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4796 That’s not what I meant when I said wing it! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4797 Don't for a minute imagine this persuades me. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4798 I told you to stop reading so much Kafka. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4799 But you have to sting like a bee if you want to be on par with Muhammed Ali. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4800 The tooth fairy has gone downhill since my time. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4801 I warned you about reusing old DNA swabs. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4802 You are taking this whole "personal transformation" thing a bit too far. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4803 Why is it you only want to watch with me when Cocoon is playing? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4804 OK, so you’ve come out already. Good luck with finding a spot on the LGBT spectrum. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
4805 I liked you much more when you a pupa!. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4806 You might be a monarch, but I am still the queen in this house! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4807 I see someone finally found his shoes-off loophole. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4808 You cannot convince me that butterfly touches really are a thing! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4809 No, I am tired of talking about your metamorphosis. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4810 You Know George I always knew you were a Bird of a different Feather 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4811 Too flashy! I liked you better in your larva stage. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4812 Horizontal stripes really aren't flattering. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4813 What have I said about metamorphosing in the house! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4814 you really should stop buying red bull 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4815 No you can't go outside again. The package said to eat ONE gummy then wait an hour before trying more. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4816 Are you being serious? You want us to give up thirty years of cocooning in the midst of a global pandemic? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4817 I see the new Marine Corps uniform is more inclusive of all the fairies now. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
4818 Metamorphosis, schmedimorphosis. You were better as a caterpillar. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4819 C’mon man, your flights of fancy are out of control. Ground yourself! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
4820 Not tonight, I am not in the pupa stage mood. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4821 If drones can do it... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4822 You see? Marriage isn’t the end of everything. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4823 Now that you’re out can I clean the closet? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
4824 I never thought I would see you evolve. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4825 Taking "Light-in-the-loafers" to a whole new level, are we? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
4826 Back off or I'll light the candles! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4827 My dear, did you write your will? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4828 You told me you had butterflies but I wasn’t expecting this. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4829 I'll tell you what you can do with that proboscis! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4830 I know the pandemic is weighing on you, but do you need to keep ordering from Amazon! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4831 Where is the chrysalis I married? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4832 I think I need to reduce those anti-depressants and schedule another therapy session. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4833 And don’t tell me next you are going to sting me like a bee ! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4834 Don't flit,float. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4835 Georgie, I don't like when you fly in unannounced ! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4836 Well, look who finally came out of his chrysalis! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4837 You were closer to success with the bow & arrows Superhero 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4838 Maybe just tell her you want to leave? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4839 This is your idea of a hybrid?! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4840 It won’t matter to the elephant in the room. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4841 Turns out manifesting is really a thing. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4842 Yeah, you float like a butterfly, but your sting's nothing as close to a bee sting as mine is. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4843 Your chrysalis clogged the shower drain again. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4844 Give it a break Harold. Your Fly Like A Butterfly days are over!!! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4845 Finally chewed my way out of the cocoon. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4846 You’re still an insect, Gregor!! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4847 That is the third shattered foyer vase this week thanks to those wings. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4848 I insist on a plan! We can’t just wing it. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4849 Frank, I believe I have mixed up the edibles with the Lunesta 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4850 Monsieur, I presume. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4851 I thought the larva was your most authentic self. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4852 Fine yes you're a better moth than I am 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4853 Wings, schmings; you still haven't fixed the leaky sink in the bathroom! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4854 Did you put your chrysalis in the trash? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4855 I warned you this would happen if you listened to too much Tori Amos. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4856 Don't come any closer! I'm allergic to pollen! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4857 Can I have your Little Black Book from your caterpillar days? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4858 Did you dust the top of the highboy? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4859 I told you to get a new shirt. Not get new skin!! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4860 Seriously, go back to your cocoon. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4861 I don’t suppose you’ve seen Betty and her chrysalis? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4862 No, they do not qualify you as BIPOC. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4863 Your radiance is infringing on my "me" time. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4864 I liked you better when you your caterpillar self. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4865 You can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee all you want but I am staying put on the couch. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4866 Migrating yet? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4867 That's what happens after you cocoon for two years 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4868 This is how you emerge from your chrysalis phase? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4869 You were a lot easier to live with as a moth 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4870 Well, actually, what would impress me is if you did the dishes without being asked. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4871 Oh please! Again with the magical thinking? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4872 Show-off ! I knew you were obsessed with the Butterfly-effect theory! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4873 I preferred you in your larval state. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4874 You should stop drinking RedBull now. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4875 You took your time! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4876 Just start without me! I know the way. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4877 What are you doing?! I told you we were watching Cocoon! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4878 So, you were fed up with cocooning. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
4879 When is your book club going to be finished with Kafka? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4880 I asked for jet wings but they said these were more graceful--what do you think? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4881 I thought the Mushrooms were supposed to affect me! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4882 Call me when you can sting like a bee." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4883 You still have that larval stage gut. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4884 I've got a headache! 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
4885 Social Media doesn't need any more social butterflies! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4886 Irving, it's over between us. You've changed too much. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4887 Fine, suit yourself. Tonight I feel more like a social termite. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4888 Glad you finally came out of your cocoon. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4889 I don't care if they call it medicinal, and I'm not going to pollinate with you. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4890 No more pupas for you! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4891 It's about time you've come out of that cacoon of yours. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4892 When did you leave the cocoon? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4893 Not fair Charles. Those wings give you a tennis advantage. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4894 So, you think you can sleep with this “Chrysalis” and just float back in here?! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4895 Oh for Christ's sake, George. You can't simply go to bed one night as a chrysalis and come down the next morning as a butterfly. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4896 He finally emerges. So this is what you have been busy doing up there. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
4897 I'm not financially grown yet to move out, dad." George Koomullil, Monrovia, Maryland 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4898 What you don’t want? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4899 Still hovering over me?! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4900 I said sting, Harold. Not float. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4901 OK, but don't bring any of your new friends home with you! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4902 I'm not even 60! What do you mean, you're the Retirement Fairy? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4903 I’ve broken free of the monotony. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4904 Well, it looks like someone just found themself. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4905 The Very Hungry Middle-Aged Man 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4906 Stop pushing me. I’m not ready to un-cocoon. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4907 Did you pick up the bug spray? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4908 You need to accept that I'm no longer the carefree lepidopterist you remember. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4909 You still have to take off your shoes at the door. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4910 I'm ready to take this marriage to the next level. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4911 I thought you said you were gonna stop hanging out with Dr. Brundle. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4912 I said, “Scram!” 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4913 Jerry, I thought you had a Roth IRA plan. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4914 Mother said you were a grub. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4915 Very nice, dear, but don't expect me to clean up your chrysalis. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4916 Please buzz off 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4917 but you don't sting like a bee. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4918 I thought you said you were a special snowflake. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4919 Is this your idea for coming out? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4920 This isn’t what I meant when I said spread your wings. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4921 Looks like someone had a lovely pupa stage. Now maybe I can put my head down for a few minutes? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4922 Striking, but I thought you looked better in the cocoon. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4923 That's enough with the Redbull, you need to lay it off 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4924 I liked you better as a helicopter parent 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4925 I liked you better when you were a caterpillar and couldn't wing it. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4926 Well, I'm shedding the silk sheets. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4927 This is how we’re flying to Mexico? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4928 Dammit Gregor! What's next? A frickin' dung beetle!? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4929 Nice to finally see you come out of your shell 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4930 Let me guess...there are booster shot add-ons, now?! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
4931 What sort of mushrooms did you use in the Veal Orloff again? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4932 I liked you better in your pupa stage. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4933 Don't you just love it. I only had to stay in the cocoon for a couple of days 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
4934 Okay, lovely. Now go clean up your chrysalis. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
4935 If you're not careful, I'm gonna sting like a bee. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
4936 Fred! I told you to stop eating my sweaters! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4937 Enough with the flights of fancy Roger! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4938 Guess I left the flyscreen open again. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4939 Flitting around, again?? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4940 Proud to be Gay, are we? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4941 Go ahead; just flutter by. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4942 Okay,point taken. We really have been cocooning way too long. Let’s go out tonight. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
4943 I didn't know that I am the son of a butterfly! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
4944 What's the biggest moth in the world? A manmoth! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4945 You seem to enjoy molting while I’m left here by myself. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4946 I'm staying a cocoon. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4947 You've been pupating for 60 years... and this is what I get 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
4948 Dad? You been messing with your medications again? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4949 What's the 'butterfly effect' of your interrupting my reading? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4950 Nice wings. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4951 Drinking Red Bull again, hm? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4952 You're the light of my life, honey. That's why I fly to you. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4953 When I suggested you go upstairs and change, I didn't mean like THAT! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
4954 Stop drinking my “Red Bull”! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4955 For the 100th time, it does NOT make you look like a sissy! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4956 Oh, sure. Now that I've invested the better part of my life, you say you want to spread your wings. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4957 Your birthday was last week. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
4958 Was nectar on the shopping list? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4959 Covid gives you wings… 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4960 That is not the meaning of "cocooning". 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4961 Yet again Stan, not the metamorphosis we discussed in therapy. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4962 I told you to watch the sequel to “ Cocoon,” not turn into it ! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4963 You should have listened! I told you the bee pollen extract would mess with your already delicate DNA. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4964 Ugh - quit flaunting your personal growth. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4965 Honey I told you not to sleep wrapped like that 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
4966 I don't care how much you've changed, Roger. We're through! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
4967 For the last time! We're not going to get a color cartoon! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4968 I liked you when you were just a social butterfly 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4969 Don't think you can fly through here like nothing happened, Flappy! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4970 Well, I guess this means I can return those suits I bought you for Christmas. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4971 Stop your buzzin, will ya. I’m watchin Discovery. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4972 I know who you are. You're the architect in Angela Carter's story, "The Kiss"! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4973 I thought you said you were going to "moisturize" . . . 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4974 I liked you more before you started seeing that therapist you're always raving about. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
4975 Go back in your cocoon, they've found another variant. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4976 Viagra usually works better than Red Bull. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4977 I liked you better when you were a worm 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4978 I liked you better thr old way. You had your feet on the ground. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4979 It's not bad, but show me the outfit without the wings one more time? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4980 Hey Chrys! A lid! I told you keep a lid on it! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
4981 You know, you’ve been incredibly annoying since you emerged from your chrysalis. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
4982 Big deal! You ain't no Spiderman, my friend! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4983 Didn't you say you wanted to be Monarch in your own home. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4984 No, this doesn't mean you were born with a better fight-or-flight response than the rest of us." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4985 I hate these fly by visits. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4986 Awwww, so what you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee❕ 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4987 Um, that's not what I meant by needing moth balls... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4988 Hipster Monarch? The striped shirt with the paisley wings? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4989 Good for you, but I meant painting classes. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4990 And I thought it was the diet that made you light on your feet! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4991 They say it's easier with a wingman this time of year. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4992 Please don't interrupt my reading while I'm in my Caterpillar stage.. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4993 Can't you see I'm reading, dad? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4994 It looks like you’re getting into that mid-life crisis mode again. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4995 Once a worm, always a worm! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4996 Must you come out of the closet every day? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4997 Would you please stop breaking into my child's bedroom? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4998 I don't care if you're flying, I said no shoes in the house! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
4999 I don’t care if this is the new you. You still have to put away all your old shoes. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5000 Omg,is it that time of year again? And I was so looking forward to binge watching ‘the Crown’ tonight! “I must admit, you still have your beautiful colors! Next month, ok??” 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5001 I think you're having a mid life-cycle crisis. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5002 For heaven's sake, my dentist is such a yenta! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5003 That's not what I meant when I said, "Take off!' 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5004 No, I'm really not that interested in how big they are. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5005 I never imagined that my winged angel would have the body of a middle aged man. How disappointing! 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5006 The butterflies in my stomach are gone, Tom. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5007 Metamorphose back. You're knocking everything off the shelves. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5008 That's it. No more personal upgrades. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5009 You know I don't like being interrupted when I'm reading Stephen King. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5010 Hey Joe,grab your wings and we’ll go out and Polly n Ate 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5011 Seduction won't work just by calling me, "Honey." Calm down, and go suck a lemon!" 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5012 Nice to know you're still attracted to something. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5013 NOW I am going to show you how I "sting like a bee". 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5014 Imago, schmeemago. The answer is still 'No!' 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5015 I warned you about spending so much time in the garden! Now who's going to cook dinners? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5016 Don't worry, I'm still planning on getting my steps in. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5017 Oh, great. So you've pupated again. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5018 It’s Wednesday! Thursday is Studio 54 retro night. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5019 Does this mean we can cancel the stair lift? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5020 I thought it was time that I came out! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5021 I hope you do not sting 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5022 I don't care what you think, I'm not going out with you while you are wearing that silly getup! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5023 I’m not in the mood to play the nectar plant tonight, Harold. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5024 How many times have I told you? No wings in the living room! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5025 Not right now, Gary, I’m reading The Metamorphosis. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5026 You’re hardly Cary Grant! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5027 No, this won’t help with your father-in-law. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5028 Excuse me, isn't it time for you to migrate to Central America for the winter? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5029 You still have to help with the car payments. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5030 How many times do I have to tell you to throw your old pupa cases in the garbage! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5031 You’re supposed to be dreaming me! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5032 Why don’t you try the metamorphosis of leaving your shoes at the door. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5033 You can take the larvae out of the cocoon, but you can't get the larvae to leave the room." 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5034 Just remember, Papillon, I can sting like a bee. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5035 OMG! You have the BUTTERFLY effect!! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5036 You’ve become so full of yourself!! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5037 Go ahead and flap all you want. It won't change anything around here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5038 It’s getting late. Are you ready to go to bed... Holy macaroni! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5039 They've grown since you left Brazil 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5040 How long does it take a person to change? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5041 Bug out of here, You insect! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5042 I get cramps when I do full lotus, now back off Butterfly! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5043 Well, whatever, I was busy watching the season finale and eating a whole pizza. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5044 See, I told you: "Float like a butterfly." 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
5045 I don't need a fairy godfather, I just need an end to the damned pandemic! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5046 I see Mom's finally letting you spread your wings. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5047 When my mother told me to marry a monarch, I don't think this is what she had in-mind. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5048 Don't make me whip out my queen bee get-up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5049 Funny…I always thought you’d buy a sports car when your mid-life crisis set in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5050 You're still the little worm I married. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5051 Oh no, whose teeth was it this time? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5052 Go away! I need the light to read. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5053 All I had to do was lie in a sleeping bag for 9 days! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5054 I liked you better quietly hanging from the ceiling 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5055 Aren't you carrying this social butterfly thing a bit too far? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5056 You can apply, but I am pretty sure that Victoria's Secret is not hiring men. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5057 I always knew you would morph. L 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5058 You can’t become a monarch until you get rid of those mothballs, Jerry. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5059 Let me guess. You emptied the gummie bottle? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5060 All right, so I went a little heavy with the mothballs in the guest room closet. Get over it, Dad. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5061 I just can’t have nice things! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5062 Wow! I had No Idea when it was our Time..we'd Actually sprout Wings?!" JK Fuller, Genoa, N 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
5063 You still smell. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5064 I am not chasing you with the net any more! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5065 You're supposed to stay six feet away. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5066 Hello, I am the Tax Fairy. Did you notice the W-2 under your pillow? That was me. Now get filing. 'Tis the season! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5067 Just Great! So why did we just carpet the entire house? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5068 But to me, you'll always be a very hungry caterpillar. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5069 Do I look like I'm made of nectar 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5070 So is this the new crossdressing thing? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5071 So that’s where you’ve been. You know when I said we should just cocoon inside a bit more, I didn’t literally mean cocoon. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5072 Don't come crying to me when you run into Butterflyists out there. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5073 This is NOT what I thought you meant when you said you were transitioning. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5074 When you said you were going to go change I didn't think you meant this much. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5075 Just let me go change into something more comfortable. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5076 Yeow! Deja vu! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5077 You better not have left your cocoon on the bathroom floor." 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5078 I'm not calling you Steve McQueen 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5079 I told you, I am not migrating this year! Get the hell out! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5080 1 trillion square inches of wings: 7 centimeters off the ground. Is it the ratio that frightens you? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5081 Yes, you told me how you've 'emerged from your chrysalis' recently. And I said, 'That's great', didn't I? I said, 'That's great'...alright? okay? Sheesh! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5082 Not until you've finished grading the new driveway. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5083 I think if Daedalus and the Wright brothers were alive, they would frown on your fantasy. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5084 Looks like you finally did it Jared! Congratulations! Now get the hell out of my living room and try not to break anything on your way out. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5085 Back to your cocoon! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5086 Stop flapping around in my face and go back to being a caterpillar. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5087 How much longer til you lose those silly things? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5088 And I assume you also sting like a bee? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5089 No, Dad, I swear I heard you say, "I went through and met him, more for Sis." I thought you were talking about that Shaun White booksigning event. Not. This. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5090 Ok Harold, your chrysalis was a success. Now, go do the dishes. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5091 Dad, it's time to get rid of your old clothes! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5092 Oh Good...now I can get to my stuff in that corner of the closet. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5093 When you said over the phone that all the days seemed to "fly by" I had no idea what you meant. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5094 But but butterfly? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5095 Barry, I told you before, the spots on my shirt are not pollen. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5096 You’ve been shopping at the marijuana dispensary again! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5097 Just make sure you wipe your fee… 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5098 You can't keep picking up shifts as needed, you are starting to metamorphosize into a floater 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5099 Just said 'Hogwarts!' Did not expect an answer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5100 I hope that you didn't leave pieces of chrysalis all over the floor. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5101 I said no, I'm not in the mood, extravagant wings or not. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5102 I told you Halloween in San Franciso this year was scratched. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5103 I'm glad to see you've come out of your cocoon. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5104 “I wanted to grow old, not grow wings with you.” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5105 No, you never showed me any photos of you in the caterpillar phase. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5106 How about watching “Superman” next time on HBO, instead of “Cocoon”? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5107 Are you sure I have to go now? I have one chapter left. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5108 It's great that you shed your chrysalis, but you're at a 10 and I need you at a 2. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5109 Time flies and so do I. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5110 I always suspected you were gay, Harold. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5111 I liked you better when you were in the cocoon phase. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5112 Must you "come out" so colorfully? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5113 Hey are you my dead husband or the tooth fairy. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5114 This is the last time I'm playing "the floor is lava" with you. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5115 Oh God, you're finally out of the closet! Now we can get on with living. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5116 I certainly hope you cleaned up that cocoon mess before you came downstairs! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5117 But…er…why? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5118 Wings or not, you will never be special. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5119 Found my stash of Red Bull, did you? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5120 Don’t kid yourself. You just turned sixty, not the ‘new fifty’… 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5121 I told you, Bob. Dry January is a transformative experience. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5122 I know Halloween will be here soon, but it's too early to be trying on costumes! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5123 Well, well, well. Just look who finally decided to come out of their cocoon. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5124 Did I not tell you to stop drinking those energy drinks... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5125 It's a little early for Halloween, don't you think? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5126 I said 'shoes off' in the house and I mean it, smart guy! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5127 I see more meth myth and hookah hookup than moth math, Mithy Chrythy Alith. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5128 I thought you said you were MICRO dosing. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5129 I don't care about your "transformation." I don't care about your wings. And I don't care about your "amazing" self-improvement strategies. I just wanna sit here and wallow in my life. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5130 Dad, stop bugging me! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5131 When you told me you had a transformative experience, this wasn't what I expected. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5132 When I said just 'wing it', that's to what I meant. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5133 Did you wash the cocoon sheets, Debbi? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5134 Just because we had our boosters doesn't mean I'm ready to leave my cocoon. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5135 Okay. So you've 'gone through some changes.' Well, I don't think that 'changes' Anything 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5136 What took you so long? We're all pupa'd out! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5137 So this is what you've been doing instead of cleaning the garage. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5138 Just remember our agreement— no flights of fancy. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5139 Don't tell me. The Time's Winged Chariot thing. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5140 Man discover the last step of human evolution. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5141 If you dont take that off I am going to sting you like a bee 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5142 ''Should I change into something more comfortable too?' 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5143 When you said you were willing to change, I had no idea! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5144 You're such a Fairy! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5145 For the last time Mel, we are not flying to Florida to escape the impending Nor'Easter! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5146 The ghost of chrysalis past! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5147 Trying out those "vaccine alternatives" from your online chat room, are we? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5148 No, that’s still not coming out of your cocoon. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5149 Please mask up with your cocoon before you go. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5150 I didn't lose them, I got dentures. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5151 Dad, I don't care if you found it on the Net. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5152 What did I say about drinking too much Red Bull? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5153 No, you do not look like Vladimir Nabokov! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5154 and where the fuck do you think you’re going? whore. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5155 Can't I turn on a light without you flapping in here? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5156 Just because you’re not touching the carpet , doesn’t mean you can keep your shoes on. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5157 I miss having a papa who was just a pupa. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5158 You better not have left a cocoon mess for me to clean up. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5159 Clean out your cocoon and go 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5160 You're a far cry from a monarch. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5161 You still have to mow the lawn. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5162 So that's what you were doing in the bathroom. You better have cleaned up after yourself. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5163 We’re you binging Queer Eye again? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5164 Hawaii looking at Mark Zuckerberg with his wings of "generosity" 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
5165 You forgot?? Man, I told you I need legs! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5166 Geez Alfred. I know you said you are trying to change, but this is over the top! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5167 No more pupa for me- I’m out 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5168 You'll have to go alone. I'm not comfortable flying just yet. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5169 I was seeking a mentor, not a fairygodfather! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5170 Now I'm really a fairy 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5171 It isn’t that different. You still smell weird. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5172 A Midlife Crisis 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5173 Your worm phase was the real you. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5174 I said I’d like to be a fly on the wall. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5175 You're not a Monarch but just fly south to save us all! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5176 That has absolutely no effect on me! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5177 Just because you are having a good day doesnt mean you need to ruin mine. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5178 You fell asleep watching ‘Cocoon’ again, didn’t you, Irv? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5179 Yeah, dude, I know it’s you, the winged flower flitting thing isn’t working. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5180 Did I get the Madame Butterfly tickets? -I can take a hint. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5181 That's great, but I preferred you in your caterpillar phase. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5182 So your dozen dots are bigger and prettier than my dozen dots - big deal! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5183 Did you bring some fairy dust with you? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5184 The no shoes in the house rule is a real pain! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5185 I'm not going to go moth man and wife, so stop with the chrysalis talk. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5186 Not to harp on it, but I liked you better as a caterpillar. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5187 Michoacan my butt! I'm staying right here on the couch! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5188 How many times do I have to tell you? Tuesday is MY night for the butterfly suit. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5189 Well, I take it you thought the latest episode of ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ was absolutely faaabulous! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5190 Your retirement is cutting into my reading time! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5191 It's the flap of a butterfly's wing in Brazil Dad not Brooklyn . 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5192 Do you understand the chaos you have caused in Melbourne? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5193 That’s a ridiculous excuse, you lay around up there doing nothing! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5194 If you think that'll get me into bed, you've got another think coming! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5195 Maybe science has gone too far. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5196 Go back and try again. The FACE is supposed to be transformed too, y'know! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5197 So that's where you've been. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5198 Well, aren't you special! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5199 You call that a metamorphosis? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5200 You were much cuter when you you were a caterpillar. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5201 You don’t look like my fairy godmother. Oh well. I’ll take what I can get.” 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5202 All that cocooning was bound to have side effects, sweetie. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5203 Uh oh,the butterflies are supposed to go away after the exam 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5204 Well paint me gold and call me an apple, Ray Bradbury is my book-father. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5205 You were far more tolerable as a larvae. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5206 I told you not to touch that Red Bull! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
5207 Aren't you late for migration!? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5208 Well, I can tell you I’m not looking forward to the inconveniences. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
5209 It’s not the size that matters, it’s the span. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5210 Yeah, you're a cicada. Just enjoy it while it lasts. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5211 Stop rubbing it in. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5212 Well, good morning. There's 9-14 days' worth of trash to take out. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5213 This edible ain’t shit. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5214 You expect me to believe that therapy does all this? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5215 What do you mean? Mask is not required for winged creatures! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
5216 Your always flapping in here like God’s gift to the world! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5217 So that's why you've been curled up under the blanket for a week, I thought you were sick. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5218 Mother warned me about you.” Bob Murphy Naperville, I 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5219 Look honey, I just finished my metamorphosis. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5220 Feeling "fly" for my first day back at UH. I hope I won't be a distraction. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5221 Oh, great! Just when I was getting to the part with the threesome. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5222 Well it's about time. Now go clean up that disgusting cocoon and take out the garbage. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5223 I’m sorry, I was on my cycle. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5224 No, I did not order a wool sweater on line! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5225 When I asked you to do a metamorphosis...I didn't mean that. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5226 No flying in the house! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5227 I was perfectly happy with you as a crusty chrysalis 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5228 Yes Yes I see you. Now go back to your chrysallis and get yourself decent 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5229 You’re late. Where’ve you been? And don’t give me that old ‘migration delayed by climate change’ excuse again.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5230 I'm happy for you, Harold, but that was a new sweater. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5231 Always showing off. Back in your pupa dad. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5232 Calling yourself time doesn't mean you can fly. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5233 Oh, great. I’ll throw on a teepee and we’ll crash the Met Gala. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5234 Don’t let the lepidopterist down the street see you like this! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5235 Is this supposed to make me forget all the caterpillar nonsense you pulled? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5236 You think you're cute but you look really stupid. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5237 You really look great, Halford, you do! I just wasn’t expecting THAT when you said you were coming out of the closet. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5238 Not tonight...I've a headache 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5239 Good for you, George. Now go pick up that caterpillar carcass you left in the family room. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5240 Walter, stop hovering! I don't want waffles! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5241 Transmogrify is supposed to be my One Word for the New Year! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5242 Yes, you hover very nicely, but I told you not to do it over my shoulder!. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5243 I don't care about how high the gas prices are, I still prefer driving the old Tesla with superior suspension!! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5244 Don’t you remember—they don’t call us “fairies” anymore. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5245 If there's going to be any monarch in this house it'll be me. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5246 Really Bob - enough with the rainbows and butterflies schtick. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5247 Your creamery door is open! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5248 Isn’t it about time you took off for Mexico? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5249 So you just think you can fly in here and think I wouldn’t notice your new glasses? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5250 Flick me again, and I'll tie that proboscis in a knot! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5251 But can you sting like a bee? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5252 No, I don't want to watch The Lighthouse again. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5253 Ok, you proved your Point ! Red Bull does give you Wings 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5254 Fred, for the last time, I'm not putting on the peahen costumer. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5255 Do I look like I'm ready to sprout wings? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5256 Not today, butterfly me 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5257 Nah! I’ll stay here and read. The gala is going to stink anyway. It’s going to be a moth ball! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5258 So you're finished with the mid-life chrysalis then? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5259 "Too lazy to wipe your shoes? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5260 We’re not going to Mexico during a pandemic. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5261 When you said 'I can change' I thought you were talking about being a better listener! 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
5262 I hope you cleaned up after yourself. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5263 Not tonight. I have the bird flu. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
5264 I've been asking you to change your ways for over 40 years, and NOW you decide to do it? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5265 Butterflies and white people seem to be only creatures who are allowed to migrate South, although you still need proof of vacination. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5266 OK, I get it! You've changed! Now, are you going to make me dinner or what??? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5267 Transformation complete! What? Now you are winging it???? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5268 Well aren’t you the anti social butterfly 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5269 When I said, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...," that was a warning from me, not a call to action for you. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5270 The juries definitely not out on you! 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5271 I don't care if you are Madame Butterfly! Just bring up our Uber Eats order! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5272 Anything to keep your shoes on in the house. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5273 Hold it right there, Tinkerbell, while I get the bug spray. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
5274 Can you self-actualize outside? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5275 I'll clip your wings Horace when you clip my toenails. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5276 The answer is still no. I still have a headache and I hate bugs. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5277 I warned you,“don’t drink from the bottle of nectar”. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5278 What about our none before lunch agreement? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
5279 You're supposed to be in Mexico right now! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5280 It's been a long day. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5281 Isn’t that taking bio-diversity a little too far? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5282 Now don't you go thinking you can box like Muhammad Ali 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5283 Well, look who finally came out of their cocoon. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5284 I thought you were flying to Miami for the winter.” 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
5285 It’s not spaghetti…it’s linguini 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5286 You're not fooling anyone, Phil. Go back into your cocoon 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5287 And don't give me any of that chrysalis s**t! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5288 Aren’t you past your fly by date? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
5289 I get it that you accept that I'm gay! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5290 Wait a minute! You're not my husband! You're a Husbanus impostus: a false Henry! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5291 I think I'm just seeing things. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5292 You're really going overboard for the birds and the bees talk. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5293 Whatcha mean goodbye pupae, hello nectar? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5294 You always have to overdo it! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5295 When I said “change,” I meant for the party. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5296 I’ll pass. My fairy god mother already told me she’s make any wish come true then sent me to a super BALL. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5297 NO, I'm not up for any "cocooning" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5298 I just can't quite get my arms around it. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5299 Hey, you know what the rule is about Splitting your Chrysalis in the house! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5300 Hey, I found a shop that took 'Change yourself in a day' too seriously. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
5301 So you sprout some wings and now we have to leave the lights on ALL night? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5302 Well, you're still dark on the inside. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5303 I've told you before, George, we're not doing Art Deco this year. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5304 That will be enough covid cocooning for you 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5305 Is there anything you can do without winging it!? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5306 Now that the kids are in bed will you stop hovering? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5307 Don't tell me.....you also 'Sting like a bee'." 'M.A. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5308 Do your pupils know that you're no longer a pupa? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5309 So you say there is a heaven...but only for lepidopterists? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5310 George, I think you overdid your cocooning from the virus. I wear a mask and live my life. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5311 It's all about the effect, isn't it? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5312 As I said when you were a pupa, I have a headache. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5313 Seeing you up there is giving me butterflies in my stomach! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5314 I'm not going to sting like a bee. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5315 Yes, I did say if you sprouted wings, I'd admit you were right. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5316 You're not my Moth-er 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5317 When you said you were coming out of your cocoon, I had no idea! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5318 Would you get back in your damn cocoon? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5319 I miss your caterpillar stage 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5320 It's better than the larval stage, but I can't help hoping something can be done for the rest of you. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5321 Mr. Schmetterling, your metaMoRPhoSis worked! Now you're a MaRiPoSa. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5322 If it's all the same to you, I would prefer more Pea and less cock when you interrupt my dreams. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5323 What stage is this in your midlife Chrysalis? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5324 Alright Henry, if you are going out don't you dare go chasing any stray pheromones! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5325 Have you seen my chrysalis? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5326 What do you mean "... where there's a will? 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5327 Herbert, I told you not to drink hard seltzer before bedtime! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5328 If you think your peacock behavior will get you any where, you're wrong! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5329 I thought you said you were getting rid of your poop not your pupae! 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5330 And where exactly did you leave your cocoon?” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5331 That’s not very PC 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5332 Okay, you mean to tell me that that sweaty sleeping bag in the bathroom, was a cocoon? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5333 Would it really have been so hard for you to grow wings that matched the rug? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5334 I think it’s time we donate the Kafka. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
5335 The whole bottle of Cialis, again? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5336 You're going really extra with this whole "social butterfly" thing, you know. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5337 I know angel wings when I see them and those are NOT angel wings. Do back to your cacoon. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5338 Just because you’re big it doesn’t mean you’re beautiful! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5339 What? Now you have legs and wings? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5340 I am going to tell mother she said new fling in the house. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5341 I thought you said "Papa"....not "Pupa". 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5342 You are not the bluebird of happiness. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5343 A little light in the loafers, my big butterfly? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5344 I'm fluttered in your presence! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5345 Wait! So you've finally stopped cacooning? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5346 This is not what I meant by "you need to change." 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5347 Knock yourself out, I'm still cocooning. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5348 I just came out of my coon 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5349 I’m allergic to pollen. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5350 Hey jerk, you took my parking spot! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5351 When I said go change the Pattersons are coming, that’s NOT what I meant! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5352 I think I’ll just cocoon by the fire. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5353 Big deal Dad; you get the last word on the reincarnation question. The candle is in the next room; enjoy. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5354 This is not what I meant when I said, “when pigs fly.” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5355 You know, it’d be a little more polite if just one time you could emerge from the pupal stage BEFORE my sisters leave. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5356 So that is why I haven’t seen you since Winter! (Sanya) 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5357 Exactly how long have you been cacooning? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5358 sorryI don't collect items of your kind anymore 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
5359 For the millionth time, you CANNOT mate with the NBC peacock. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5360 I hope you cleaned up your Cocoon! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5361 When they said that old people should be "cocooning" because of COVID I didn't think this would be the result 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5362 My time has come 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5363 What? Do you really believe Elon's 15 minutes of fame are over? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5364 Finally got those moth wings you've been wanting I see. well you still need to pay your rent. also your armpits smell terrible and I'd like you to vacuum a bit more. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5365 Crysalis was for fifteen years of marriage. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5366 Make sure you wear a mask and maintain proper distance when we get there. I'm not so sure we're ready to start mingling yet. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5367 You spend too much time in the conservatory. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5368 So now I'm supposed to wrong like a bee? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5369 Why do you suppose I have these self-doubts, dad? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5370 Down, tiger. You know my chrysalis makes me feel unsexy. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5371 Look, you can say you're an introvert all you want- 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5372 No. I'm not going with you to Mexico. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5373 I told you before it's safer than riding the subway! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5374 Now go work your metamorphosis magic on our marriage. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5375 Chrysalis, what an a-hole! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5376 You think you’re better than I am just because you’re from a family full of monarchs? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5377 You gave me the worst years of your life cycle, and now you are fluttering away!! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5378 My name isn't Madam. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5379 Any fairy could do the same. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5380 No, no, no! Now go to your cocoon. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5381 About time you arrived. I have been praying for assistance to find out what's with my television reception? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5382 Frankly I liked you better as a caterpillar. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5383 Hun, Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5384 I thought you said you weren't going to take flying lessons. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5385 Cocooning at home has transformed you! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5386 I told you I’m not playing charades today! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5387 What did I say about going through my drawers? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5388 The Muhammad Ali biography was a gift to distract you for a few hours, not take up a new hobby. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5389 I'm just not in the mood for another of your "trips to the moon on gossamer wings." 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
5390 You say you've changed, but I bet I still find your chrysalis left for me to pick up. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5391 Earl? You 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5392 Not exactly the change you needed 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5393 You ate what!? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5394 Let me guess--the ghost from Christmoth past? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5395 If you just caused a tornado in China, at least it won’t touch their dishes. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5396 When I told you to go upstairs and change I wasn't expecting technicolor. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5397 Back in the closet, you! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5398 One flap of a butterfly's wings... this is all your fault! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5399 Dad, it's not what we ordered!....Head over to Kohl's for a free Amazon return. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5400 You look like you just swallowed my canary. Just deserts for a rival? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5401 You should have stayed in your cocoon. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5402 it's about time you flew away 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5403 Is it really so hard for you to stay away from your old flames? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5404 Love the full effect,but, when I ask for a lift I just mean off the couch!" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5405 Not what I meant by we'll have to wing it until the pandemic ends 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5406 Wipe that stupid smile off your face Harold 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5407 Winging it again, eh? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5408 All this solitude and time to reflect have been good for me. I really have changed! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5409 Oh Howard you went too far this time 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5410 So you finally decided to come out of your Covid cocoon 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5411 When did you become so flighty? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5412 ‘Floating like a butterfly’ is one thing, but don’t get any ideas about ‘stinging like a bee’ in my living room. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5413 I suppose you “sting like a bee” now, too? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5414 Atta boy Clarence 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5415 I wish you'd go back to the days when you were a quiet little pupa" 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5416 Stop flapping it. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5417 In your dreams Frank, in your dreams. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5418 Button up, buttercup. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5419 You really need to lay off the energy drinks, Dad. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5420 Oh yeah? Well I sting like a bee! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5421 Give me the good old days when you were just a caterpillar. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5422 After twenty years in your cocoon you decide to metamorphose during a pandemic?! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5423 Yes, I get the whole change-is-good metaphor, but we're not moving to Florida. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
5424 you are just too flighty 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5425 Can you fly upstairs and bring down the giant can of bug spray, honey? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5426 Go flutter by someone else! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5427 I don't care if you are Peter Doocy. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5428 Good for your phobias, bad for my separation anxiety. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5429 So, the worm has turned. I think the plaid was better. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5430 Pupa? I thought your name was Papa! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5431 It's the 21st century — I don't do antennae. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5432 Is this your eco- friendly version of helicopter parent?! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5433 Huh, I guess it does give you wings. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5434 That's not what I meant when I told you to get out of your cocoon. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5435 Were you on the cake? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5436 I asked if you were up for some spooning …not cocooning. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5437 So I guess we should have waited before we bought the stepladder. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5438 I know you only have a couple of months, but I have a headache, so bug off! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5439 Float like a butterfly; sting like an accountant. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5440 For the last time, Frank, I'm not interested in wintering in Mexico this year! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5441 Hurry up, you have no idea how much TV you missed in pupation. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5442 I don't like it, Charlie. It makes you look gay. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5443 I get it that you're bored but Halloween is months away! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5444 Either I died and went to heaven, or I fell asleep. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5445 No, Willis, I still don't want to be in your Zoom production of Iolanthe! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5446 It's too late for 'the past is prologue'. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5447 And I can sting like a bee. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5448 Oh, please. Dick Guindon did that back in '77. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5449 I suppose this is, “the major changes around here” you were talking about, Howard? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5450 Now you think you're so special, eh? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5451 Are you telling me this is what it takes to market a jet pack these days? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5452 Ever since you drank that bug spray to treat your COVID you have been flying around knocking everything over with those wings. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5453 I liked your chrysalis phase better 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5454 I think it's time to lay off the Red Bull. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5455 Congratulations, 23 and Me confirmed you are likely to be descended from a monarch and I’m probably descended from a book worm. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5456 Can't you find a less dramatic way of showing you are centrist? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5457 That is NOT what you're supposed to do in "cocooning". 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5458 I thought your cocoon would take longer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5459 You think you're special now, but you know this means that you only have a few weeks left. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5460 Quiet, you're going to wake up the larva. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5461 Harry! You finally came out of your cocoon! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5462 I always knew you were flighty! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5463 I’m finally out of my isolation cocoon, Bob! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5464 Dammit, Sally… I meant the DOG. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5465 Oh stop showing off. I've got to study for my biology exam. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5466 God dammit,Joe 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5467 I love it when you call me Big Pupa 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5468 I told you, no metamorphosis in the living room! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5469 You float like a butterfly. But I sting like a Bea. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5470 No,you are Not an Angel! Hghghghgh!!! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5471 Like a moth to the fireplace 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5472 Couldn't you have at least metamorphosed into something useful? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5473 That’s not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to get wings 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5474 Easy Doug, remember what happened the last time you flapped those wings in 2020. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5475 When I said wing it, I meant what was for dinner. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5476 No, I don’t have any leftover nectar. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5477 How nice of you to flutter by. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5478 Not what I meant by my text to “get wings” for the game 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5479 What? You went to see 'Cocoon' again, without me! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5480 I get it. You’re a social butterfly!! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5481 Good but can you also sting like a bee? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5482 I thought you were supposed to get all gross 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5483 I said , "You would be good on The Moth." 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5484 And THI is what a year of COVID cocooning has done for me! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5485 You can't just buzz in here when you please. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5486 Oh please don’t tell me that you ‘Sting like a bee’ too! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5487 No more Red Bulls, Leonard. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5488 Look, I'm no longer a pupa! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5489 Too literal on the "Fight or Flight" response.... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5490 Your playing Monarch has gone too far! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5491 You're still a caterpillar to me! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5492 Carl, please, you literally asked a wizard for this. It wasn't the vaccine. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5493 Great, will a wing flutter also undo the butterfly effect? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5494 you put that smelly cocoon in the trash,I hope 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
5495 I don't care if you're a glassed Monarch 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5496 Stop eyeballing me! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5497 Changing is one thing,Harry. Metamorphosis is quite another! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5498 Did you remember to get the butter? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5499 No need to be so dramatic - I get it - keep the feet off the new carpet ! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5500 You’re done cocooning? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5501 You may have wings and more attractive legs but my nose is less hideous than yours. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5502 Omicron. Not Monarch-Con. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5503 Sorry, I'm more of the cocooning type. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5504 No, I will not take a photo of your final transformation. I am done being an Instagram wife! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5505 You're mistaken if you think that becoming a butterfly will have any effect on me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5506 Well look at who's come out of their cocoon! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5507 LGBTQ has become generally accepted; are you trying for a new category? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5508 That's not what I meant when I said you should become a social butterfly 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5509 This new phase is certainly unlike you. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5510 I hope you cleaned up the cocoon this time. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5511 Hibernation really works for you 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5512 Just 'cause you think you're a butterfly doesn't mean that you are. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5513 No, I'm NOT interested in moulting tonight! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5514 You’re early. I have weeks until pollination. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5515 Oh come on Steven, I know you beat the pants off your conniving evil twin Larry in wordle again but can you give it a rest? I have presentation in the morning. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5516 Gary No! I told you those wings tear up the sheets. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5517 Honestly, I don't care if you taste things via your feet. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5518 Go pollinate yourself! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5519 Congratulations, now go pick up the kids or see me sting like a bee. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5520 I told you to "Butt Off!" I think you must have misheard me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5521 Oh it’s the inflation butterfly. Such beauty until he shed’s his wings. Then he becomes a stupid son of a bitch. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5522 Now you come out of your omnicocoon! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5523 Since when does beer give you wings? or No, I'm not going to come look at you in Capistrano. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5524 Philip, you big silly, Punxsutawney Phil was a Groundhog, not a Butterfly. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5525 Who needs silk pajamas these days? I’m in my night- and daywear. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5526 They're calling it the "BBL" - Brazilian Butterfly Lift. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5527 Great metamorphosis 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5528 But I don't have any baby teeth left! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5529 Your Muhammad Ali impersonation is getting a little old. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5530 Fairy is as fairy does 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5531 Isn't it about time you migrated out of here? 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
5532 You better have cleaned up that chrysalis you know I’m not doing it. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5533 Yes,I assure you this is the billionaire 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5534 That generic version of Viagra you bought is getting you up alright, but in a wingy way… 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5535 I just moped the floor so please just land on the couch. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
5536 I wish that you could relax on weekends. You've been flitting around the house all day. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5537 Fly me to the moon is just an expression. You are so literal. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5538 What do you mean since you've returned your mine? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5539 No, I am not your flame! I don't even like you. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5540 I,however,am not a social butterfly. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5541 Glad to see you are finally coming out of your cocoon 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5542 Did I miss anything? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5543 How many Red Bulls did you really have? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5544 Now that you've awoken from your fancy chrysalis, maybe you could tidy up the cocoon silk I keep finding strewn across the furniture. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5545 I liked it better when you squirmed at my feet. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5546 Another middle-age metamorphosis... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5547 Yeah, yeah. We've all got self-improvement projects this time of year. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5548 I meant change, not metamorphic transformation. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5549 Don’t you knock before you enter someone’s home? I am not the Moth Man ! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5550 What are you all up in the air about? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5551 Are you sure that's what your therapist meant when he told you to spread your wings? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5552 Is this one of your dad jokes because a monarch you're not. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5553 It's garbage day, don't forget the chrysalis. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5554 Dad, why can't you wear a conservative tie like other fathers? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5555 Yes, yes, you're beautiful! Now can you please finish what you're cooking? Cary, Denver, CO 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5556 So . . . out for a little flim flam flumoxing while floating, eh' Eddie? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5557 No, I don’t want to see you Sting Like A Bee. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5558 You took long enough. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5559 Your wingman is here. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5560 Whatever happened to "butterflies are free to fly—fly away!"? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5561 It's still 3 months away. Go put your cocoon back on! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5562 Mystery solved I guess, Covid comes from eating butterflies 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5563 Get yourself a rotten banana. I’m turning on the air conditioner. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5564 Ye indeed,quite a metamorphosis 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5565 Get out of here! This country is not a monarchy yet. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5566 Okay…let me guess…Ghost of Covid Future? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5567 I called you a flutterby, not a butterfly! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5568 Marvin I told you now fluttering in the house 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5569 Flit off! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5570 This is hardly the time to socialize. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5571 I told you, no, we're not using you for TV commercial ! And please stop drinking that energy drink ! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5572 What will we do with all your shoes? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5573 Maybe if I had stayed cocooned in bed as long as you this morning , I would also want to go outside. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5574 I see you can float like a butterfly. I KNOW you can sting like a bee. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5575 Personally, it’s not having any effect. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5576 I am so over your mid-life metamorphosis 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5577 I know you're a high-flier -- so what! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5578 Ya, dad, that’s good but Ali stung like a butterfly AND stung like a bee. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5579 I told you it was a possibility if you slept in all winter. How long do we have? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5580 I wish you’d stop metamorphosing, Phil, I’m sick of these grand entrances! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5581 Ok. But do you sting like a bee? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5582 There's a light out in the stairwell. Can you manage to change it without getting trapped up there? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5583 This must be the bug thing your mother warned me about, Gregor. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5584 I don't need no stinkin' wings. And stop fluttering, will ya? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5585 Is this what you meant by "I'll just flutter by"? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5586 I believe your fads have given me enough butterflies already. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5587 Yeah but we’re both fairies unless you know a lepidopterist 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5588 So you finally broke out of your cocoon! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5589 That is not what “Kafkaesque” means. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5590 Let me guess,you finally got the lead in the Shakespearean remake of Madame Butterfly. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5591 And buy us some birdseed while you are out. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5592 I'm supposed to be impressed? Guess who was taking out the garbage the whole time you were doing your stupid coccoon thing! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5593 I'm so fed up with you just winging it. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5594 You'll always just be a caterpiller to me Bob. You're not getting any. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5595 Where can I get a pair of those cool wings?? I’m a little short on legs!! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5596 Let’s get high… 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5597 Gene, did you sign for my CRISPR delivery this morning? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5598 How about at home we go back to antisocial caterpillar? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
5599 Aren't you late for an annual migration? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5600 When I said ‘try new things in the bedroom,’ I did not mean this. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5601 You've been to that sex therapist again, haven't you? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5602 I don't care how fabulous you feel, you've changed. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5603 You don’t have to demonstrate that you are light in the heels! 1.0952 0.07474 42 39 1 2
5604 Red Bull gives you wings. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5605 Dad, I never called you to come down from heaven! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5606 Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I already feel lighter! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5607 Remind me WHO said I couldn’t make a cocoon out of tortilla wraps? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5608 Looks like you're still concerned about getting on an airplane. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5609 John, I told you, ‘No CRISPR in the house’! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5610 I knew you were light in your loafers. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5611 What time is our flight? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5612 For the last time, not tonight! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5613 Yesterday you were a caterpillar, today you're a butterfly. When are you going to settle down?" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5614 I thought you were cocooning till after the Midterms 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5615 I knew I should've married Mark... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5616 Great, I'll find space in the garage beside your rollerblades and keyboards. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5617 Have you finished your model airplane yet? I see you’ve been sniffing the glue. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5618 Nice metamorphosis. Now could you take out the trash. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5619 You can't just fly in here like that. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5620 Are you kidding me, Butter? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5621 I preferred you better hanging from the rafter in the attic. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5622 I better not go in there and find the remains of 1 apple, 2 pears, 3 plums, 1 piece of chocolate cake, 1 ice cream cone, 1 pickle, 1 slice of cheese, 1 slice of salami, 1 lollypop, 1 piece of cherry pie, 1 sausage, 1 cup cake, & 1 slice of watermelon 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5623 It's about time, when are you leaving for Mexico? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5624 Is this your Sexuality Reveal? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5625 I’m glad they didn’t call you a ferry 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5626 That's carrying evolution too far, and another thing, the coffee table's missing again. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5627 I liked you better when you were in your chrysalis. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5628 Relax Herbert! They all loved you as a caterpillar, they're still going to love you now that you've transitioned. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5629 I don't care if you ARE related to a monarch, I still refuse to call you "your majesty." 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5630 I see your date when well Larry. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5631 I told you before, I'm in no mood to pollinate! 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
5632 Your report of spring's arrival is wildly exaggerated. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5633 I hope my angora sweater was to your liking. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5634 Harold - read a book, watch TV but would you PLEASE STOP FLITTING AROUND THE HOUSE! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5635 Don't even think of seducing me until after you take out the garbage. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5636 Enough with the red bull 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
5637 You're my guardian angel? Why do you look like a butterfly-peacock... thingy? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
5638 You never do anything I want to do. You only want to just flit around. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5639 Unvaccinated afterlife. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5640 Fred, I see you’ve come out of the pupa & larvae stage. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5641 Yes they are beautiful, but the transformation seems somehow incomplete. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5642 When you said you were cocooning, I thought it was a joke. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5643 I embraced change, son. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5644 You still have to have a PERSONALITY, Marty. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5645 Don't give me that 'come out of your shell' stuff again, Pop! 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
5646 Since my metamorphosis to being a better husband didn't go well, I thought I'd give being a butterfly a try. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5647 I know that I told you to take off, but give me a friggin break. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5648 As hard as you try Robert you still look like a moth, not a butterfly. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5649 Did you remember to roomba the chrysalis? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5650 It's magnificent, but I still have a headache. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5651 Okay we need to talk about how long your bathroom trips are taking. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5652 I see your cocooning is over. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5653 Harold.....I told you to stop flirting about! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5654 Really, Dad? Is Mom still in the cocoon? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5655 Glad you enjoyed it! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5656 Hi! I’m from New Jersey. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5657 If you start flickering in front of the TV again tonight, I swear I'll swat you! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5658 A nice cardigan isn't good enough anymore, I guess. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5659 You are no Muhammad Ali! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5660 Finally done cocooning? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5661 Why didn’t you tell me you were going upstairs to metamorphose? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5662 Sorry, but I'm more comfortable staying in the cocooning stage, if you don't mind. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5663 Well, didn't you go from social cocooning to social butterfly very quickly! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5664 supper's on the table its been cold for hours. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5665 I ASKED YOU TO STAY 6 FEET AWAY. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5666 Red Bull may give you wings, but I sting like a bee! Now sit down and finish your work. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5667 I know you hate waiting but you don’t have to be such a drama queen 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5668 You remind me of that Kafka story...or maybe the Eric Carle one. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5669 Couldn’t you just find a pair of pink socks in your closet? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5670 This is an act of war. The No-Fly Zone took effect yesterday. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5671 You never told me you could fly! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5672 What time do you want to head out to the concert? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5673 Well, look who just came out of his Covid cocoon? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5674 Okay. LGBTQ...Butterfly? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5675 Wipe that smug smile off your face, you're not a monarch. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5676 Meditate or levitate 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5677 Would you please quit it? The parade isn't until June. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5678 Let me guess. You've joined a transformational leadership group. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5679 Two weeks ago you said you were willing to change for me but now you've gone too far the other way! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5680 For 40 years you’ve been a caterpillar? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5681 Since that darn lab incident,I never thought you 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5682 You watch too much TV 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5683 I think you slept for too long 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5684 If you sting me next, I'm going to be very upset. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5685 Good try but can’t you see I’m reading? You’ll have to fly back another time when I’m ready for your butterfly hanky panky. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
5686 Who told you that you could leave your cocoon? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5687 You looked much better as a caterpillar. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5688 You’re late! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5689 I was expecting a young female! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5690 Alvin,I really do not want to join your pandemic ‘in house’ flights of fancy! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5691 Alfred, I think it's time we talked about giving up your dreams of becoming a heavyweight champion. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5692 Frank,you are being too liberal again. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5693 In Living Color 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5694 That's not what they mean by cocooning! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5695 George, I have told you repeatedly, "No figure eights around the candelabra". 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5696 You don't look like my god mother. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5697 That should attract Annette. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5698 I said bug off not fly away 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5699 Going out for wings with the guys? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5700 Finally the end of your cocooning phase? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5701 This is no time for fluttery. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5702 You stupid son of a bitch. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5703 If you're planning to leave the cocoon you still owe one-half of this month's rent. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5704 When I said, "I need help with my seasonal depression," this is not what I meant. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5705 See, I told you those wouldn’t fit though the doorway.” 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5706 I liked you more when you stung like a bee. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5707 I think I liked you better as a caterpiller! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5708 I liked you better as a dung beetle, Gregor 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5709 Binge watching “Silence of the Lambs” again? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5710 Yeah, they're pretty but did you throw out your chrysalis like I asked? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5711 This isn’t the way to discover the migration mystery of butterflies. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5712 I don't have to wear a mask or deal with TSA this way. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5713 I preferred the cuddly caterpillar who was careful around my vases. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5714 That's your fifth Zoom happy hour. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5715 Ah, poor baby, still no angel wings." 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5716 Darn it, Mark! Did you drink a Red Bull? We're strictly a Monster Energy family! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5717 Say ….where did you get those mushrooms for the omelette 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5718 The "Help the Butterflies" garden is outside! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5719 I thought something was amiss when I saw a pile of teeth where the piggy bank was 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5720 Honey, that online magic trick workshop has taught me some little trick! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5721 no! you didn't get bit by a radioactive moth. what did you put in my salad?? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5722 Seriously starting to question whether you went to that Crazy Town show at Sunnyvale JUST for the lolz 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5723 Now, if only you could sting like a bee, you’d be the champ! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5724 What happened to you, "I know you said, this New Year you were going to be a new man, but you woke up not exactly the caterpillar you were yesterday huh?" 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5725 Does this mean you didn't order our chicken wings? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5726 You look better in the cocoon 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5727 about time you came out of your cocoon 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5728 No you can't borrow my copy of The Chrysalis 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5729 Cmon Gregor - not again! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5730 It’s the new me! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5731 Charlie, I told you it would take seven years to come out, so stop bugging me! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5732 I hope you don’t sting like a bee. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
5733 Okay! I want a super model! Now get lost and don't come back without one! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5734 The Rug and Under My Feet Quick Landing is the Thom, Kid C and Stairway to Hairibo Gummies bears. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5735 Is THIS that ridiculous 'butterfly effect,' you've been going on and on about for years? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5736 I suppose you expect me to take "Your Flying Pill" now! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5737 No, you cannot borrow a sweater 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5738 Humans can’t fly daddy, it a moth! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5739 Who gave you permission to change? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5740 I thought I told you to put moth balls in the closets ? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5741 Personally, I prefer a quieter lifestyle. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5742 Finally come out of your sulky cocoon? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5743 I told you that you could adapt to having white carpet. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5744 I was only kidding when I said it's your time spread your wings & fly. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5745 But you said you'd only spend three weeks in the chrysalis. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5746 Quit trying to be an imposter, you caterpillar. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5747 You're flying south for the winter. I hope this means you will stop bugging me. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5748 Dad, didn't I tell you to not drink more than two red bulls a day. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5749 Look at that! Red Bull did give you wings. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5750 Back co-coon? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5751 All right! You can have a drone. Just put those damn wings back in the attic! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5752 Pupate, shoopate. I’m fine right here. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5753 Let me guess: --[1] You want to be on top; [2] You've earned your Election-Monitor-Concealed-Weapon-Wings; and/or[3] I'm Jefferey Epstein, and you're the ghost of Jack Ruby, come to resume his Public Ministry.--and the Safe Word is "I love it. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5754 A monarch! No, you're not going out tonight as a monarch. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5755 Well, it's about time you got out of that Lazy boy, Harold! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5756 You know the rules about the living room: no food, no sport balls, and no wings. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5757 Very nice. But I'm dreading the "sting like a bee" phase. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5758 First you were a wallflower, then you holed up in your room, and now you’re a social butterfly. My goodness what’s next? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5759 I know it's your Birthday... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5760 Now you can wish for a couple more photographs. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5761 Enough already dad, don’t you have other people to haunt? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5762 It's too late for any kind of transformation 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5763 I suppose you're off to the moon again"... 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5764 I'm only showing off a belief punctuality is no freak occurrence or absolute intent! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5765 I always knew you were a fairy. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5766 I warned you to cut down on the Lunesta. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
5767 No, I'm not in the mood for flitting around. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5768 fly away baby, go get COVID at your party, I'm reading 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5769 If you want me to go take a flying leap . . .just say so . . . 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5770 You’re one ugly looking butterfly. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5771 "You would make less of a scene if you could just wait for spring!" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5772 It's winter, Irwin. I'm still cocooning. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5773 I told you once, I''m telling you again, I refuse to sting like a bee. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5774 When you said "I can change",this isn't what I was expecting. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5775 Enjoying our lazy weekend cocooning? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5776 One more wisecrack like that and out comes the net. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
5777 Stop! You'll ruin everything! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5778 So that's why you were insisting on cocooning. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
5779 That's minor Kafka. His major works will leave you feeling much buggier." 1.0851 0.05952 47 45 0 2
5780 I'm reading now. Go back upstairs and bring me my net. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5781 And I suppose next you will sting like a bee! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5782 Let me guess: you're too delicate to clean up your own chrysalis. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5783 I told you to change out of your Levi's, not your chrysalis! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5784 I should have let you get the sports car. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5785 Give back to Mom her wings.You're no angel, Dad! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5786 Butterfly in the telepod? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5787 Why couldn't you have metamorphosed into a cockroach? Had to be different, didn't you? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5788 I am still not going upstairs. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5789 I liked you more when I could hear your 5 pairs of prolegs and 6 legs creeping up on me. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5790 Stop flying in here without fluttering... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5791 You've been visiting for two months. Isn't it time to migrate or molt for the winter 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5792 I'm an orthodontist. Do you have an appointment? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5793 You had plenty of warning! We sent you Richard Gere in Moth Man.... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5794 You were supposed to be cookin' in the kitchen, not a cocoon. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5795 Tom, please stop flittering around… 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5796 Where is Clarice Starling when we need her? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5797 Did you just fart? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5798 Alfred you've been in quarantine for too long. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5799 I meant the chicken wings... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5800 So this is why you ghosted me for six weeks! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5801 Just wanted to thank you for the milkweed! Didn’t taste so good, but it worked! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5802 I warned you about staying too long in your coccoon. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5803 Christ, you're going to wear that to the Crazy Town concert? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5804 You're looking smug now, but I'll be a free woman in a fortnight. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5805 We’re just betting on the cum 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5806 Ew,god! What the fuck 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5807 Don’t protest. I am far prettier than a caterpillar! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5808 Glad to see the probiotics working." 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5809 That's not what they mean by work-life balance, Phil! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5810 Harold, I'm not in the mood. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5811 Metamorphosis is wasted on you. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5812 If you are hungry, there is some orange juice in the frig. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5813 Isn’t it time you retire from hover parenting? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5814 Well I'm still cocooning! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5815 And that's why I told you, I don't care if you're tired, hammocks are for hippies. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5816 I’m a head on two breasts. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5817 I thought you liked cocooning. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5818 That’s lovely, but no strutting please. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5819 Great. You’ve ‘come out’ again. Don’t expect me to buy you a new wardrobe! Or have the old one tailored! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5820 Hmm,this isn't quite what I had in mind when you told me the New Year brought a new you. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5821 May I assume that you disposed of that disgusting cocoon? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5822 The Democrats said they wanted a renewable energy source... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5823 fly yourself upstairs and clean up the cocoon 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5824 I asked for you to be re-incarnated as George Clooney . Instead I have a smug fluttering butterfly , engineered to drive me mad 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5825 No way I'm going to join you again Daedalus 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5826 I asked for a mindfulness-butterfly, not a buddy-butterfly! 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
5827 I'm ready, honey. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5828 This is not going to effect my relationship to my life’s complexities. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
5829 Oh, sorry I left the light on. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5830 Are you saying those charity donations at the end actually kept you from coming back as a fly? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5831 Fairy! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
5832 You mean you’ve just gotten out of the chrysalis? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
5833 I thought you descended from a different type of monarch 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5834 So your bank gives you this extra service... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5835 Oh you say you've made the metamorphosis to an adult, Leonard, so tell me why I'm still paying the bills. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5836 I told you to stop buying Red Bull! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
5837 Get outta here! The Wright Brothers beat you to it! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5838 Now you're the one losing teeth and you want MY allowance under YOUR pillow? Watch it buddy. I'm one belief away from making you disappear forever! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
5839 Don't make me put on my bee outfit. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5840 I said we should look into casual *flings* 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5841 You need professional help to understand your obsession to get to Mexico! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5842 That' a cute trick, but did you take out the garbage? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5843 Fairy TALE, not TAIL 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5844 No Bryan, we’re not “Fairies” any more— we’re just gay. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
5845 I don't want to hear about your metamorphosis. I married a caterpillar! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5846 I gotta cut back on my micro-dosing! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
5847 You flew off the handle again, I see. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5848 Thanks for everything. I’m going upstairs to molt. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5849 Stop hovering. You're creeping me out. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
5850 I think you need to cut back on the Red Bull. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5851 "I always knew you were light in your loafers." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5852 Flutter by. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
5853 You were talking to your high school sweetie about the reunion again? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5854 At least you are not a helicopter parent... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5855 I told you, no metamorphosis indoors! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5856 You think you can just float in here and disrupt me. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5857 As a caterpillar I learned to spread my wings and hover. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5858 No you may not flit around the room. I don’t want any more broken lamps. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5859 This is not what I expected from the male menopause! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5860 Egad Elon! I remember that! It's the invention that you and that space-happy Brazos kid made that first got your feet off the ground. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5861 It doesn't work for me, Calvin. I am still going to finish this book before coming to bed. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
5862 I know you drank my energy drink. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5863 Cocooning indoors isn't meant to be taken literally... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5864 You’re boring our guests, Harold. That story of you being the Dean’s star pupa happened a life cycle ago.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5865 Imago" you say? We'll I for one am definitely going 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5866 I told you, NO MORE RED BULL AFTER JEOPARDY! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5867 Two days ago you where a furry worm, I don't like you any more today . 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
5868 I see that you found your mushrooms. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5869 I like being a caterpillar. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5870 Finally, you caterpillar! Now really take off! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5871 Thanks to you we married Gloria Finkelstein, took the dead-end job at Gilmore's and were humiliated on Jeopardy. I will not invest all our money in crypto. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5872 You are NOT the monarch of all you survey in this house! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5873 Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee to the fridge, so you can enjoy your nightly prune juice 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5874 No, I don't care if you flapping your wings affects the weather in Texas. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
5875 How many times do I have to tell you to keep your antenna on when you leave the house? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5876 When I said I thought you should come out at work, I was thinking less butterfly, more cocoon. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5877 Take a left at the corner. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5878 Let me guess, you got bit by a radioactive butterfly? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5879 You didn't have to take the "Reading Rainbow" theme song so literally, Bob. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5880 I asked for Cliff Notes, NOT Monarch notes. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5881 "Fed up cocooning, dad? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5882 I'm glad you have found a way out of your cocoon, but I'm not ready! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
5883 Promise me no winging it when the kids come over. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5884 It's a little early for your finery. Don't put your boots away yet. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5885 Hey,if you're the life after death guy,I'm not interested... 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5886 Stop being creative about it, no shoes in the house! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5887 I liked you better when you were a chrysalis. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5888 Big deal, so you're finally out of the closet. Just don't expect ME to grow a pair of those things. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5889 Oh LeRoy, quit quoting Mohammed Ali! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5890 I've asked you a million times not to fly in the house! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5891 Ah,no back out to the birdhouse! I’m not ready to talk to you yet! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5892 You fly so much better when you aren't wearing your contact lenses! 1.0755 0.05285 53 51 0 2
5893 It’s about time you broke out of that cocoon of yours. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5894 Nice try, dad. I'm still not coming out of MY cocoon and you're still hovering! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5895 Having your cocoon in the closet was a pain. I’m glad you’re finally out. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5896 So that’s what you spent the past week in the garage doing. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
5897 Cable news stuck,can't move! are you an option? yikes! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
5898 Hey Bob, could ya fly into the kitchen and grab me a beer…and then go fuck yerself! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
5899 Give it up Ralph - the Butterfly Effect has nothing to do with sex.... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
5900 You could have stayed in your chrysalis for the rest of the winter, at least! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
5901 Nice, but your 'sting like a bee' needs a bit of work. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
5902 That's not what I meant when I asked you to change. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
5903 My mind is made up, will you stop with these flybys? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
5904 I can't take much more of this metamorphasis... 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5905 no i dont wann just wing it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5906 I’m telling you, John: stop this nonsense midlife crisis. You don’t want to be pinned down, do you? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5907 It's not really anything to brag about, Henry. Most of us ate our way out of the cocoon at a far younger age. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5908 You’re still no adult 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5909 I asked Siri to give me a math problem, not a moth problem! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5910 You look ridiculous 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5911 Mexico is a long way off. Better get going NOW! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5912 I’m predicting a tornado in China. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5913 So I hear from the kids you were cheating in the floor is lava? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5914 Don't fly too close to the sun. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5915 I'm so happy you're finally coming out of your shell. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5916 Were you in my sweaters again? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5917 What about the ‘Netflix’ part? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5918 She's upstairs with a bath bomb and her vagina candle from Goop. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5919 How long were you in that cocoon? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5920 What’s your flight pattern looking like tonight, Clarence 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5921 Ok Franz, you've changed. Eyeryone changes. so write a book about it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5922 You weren’t supposed to hatch out until next Wednesday! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5923 That cocoon sleeping bag really is life changing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5924 When your feet don’t touch the ground, grow wings. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5925 If you won’t fly south, at least go outside and stop the snow in Boston. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5926 At least now you'll stop hogging all of the blankets for your cocoon. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5927 If you wanna visit your kids, you take a plane! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5928 Dad, I love you, but I am old enough to continue to make my own mistakes. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5929 I liked you a lot better when you were a grubby moth. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5930 great. just dont eat the fuckin' carpet 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5931 when I said we should migrate for the winter I meant we should become snowbirds 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5932 I told you doing yoga would make you feel lighter! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5933 Your metamorphosis has not changed your status as a social Butterfly! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5934 Wtf Jeff! Now you emerge? I just sent out our Christmas cards, excuse me new years card because you had to go in your fucking cocoon after thanksgiving and I just couldn’t wait anymore…Why don’t you migrate the fuck out of my house. See you in court 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5935 I'm all for pollinators but don't crush the flowers when you eat. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5936 I don't care about your metamorphosis and angelic smile. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5937 I see you changed,but I said no second chances 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5938 Happy now? I told you pandemic cocooning would pay off." 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5939 This is not what I meant when I suggested you should try to leave your comfort zone! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5940 You took out the trash one time. Big deal. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5941 When you said I should treat you as my monarch, my understanding was totally different. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5942 Your dad is a fairly odd parent. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5943 Okay okay, so you came back as a butterfly and I said you would be a caterpillar. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5944 Don't worry, no one will hear you but us. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5945 No, I don't notice anything different. Give me a hint. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5946 NO, I won't play entymologist and butterfly of love. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5947 The only effect I feel is nausea. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5948 Can’t you see I’m busy? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5949 Hey dad, so that's what good atheists become in the afterlife, huh? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5950 You need to stop drinking Red Bull. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5951 If you think we're going to the club with you looking like that, get ready to see my Godzilla outfit. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5952 I suppose you expect me to be the one to figure out who's having side effects. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5953 Oh no. ComicCon was canceled again? I'm opening a window. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5954 I am in no mood for your fluttering! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5955 I'm still in my pupal phase. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5956 I’d about had it cleaning your footprints morning, noon and night. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5957 Well Buttercup haven't you metamorphosed into a pretty little thing ! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5958 A drink is fine, but whatever you do, don't go back to her place. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5959 You were much less smug as a chrysalis. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5960 Monarch enough? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5961 You're condescending me again. All I did was tell you to take your shoes off. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5962 Were you out looking for a sugar baby again? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5963 Is this another of your flights of fancy? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5964 OK. Yes that's pretty good, but how many times do I need to tell you not to bother me when I'm reading. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5965 Don't think for a minute that you are going to fly out of here and leave me cocooning! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5966 A trip to the moon? Are you out of your mind? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5967 got honey? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5968 Dad, ever since I was old enough to talk, you've been flying off every time I need you! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5969 Are you sure your dad isn’t a butterfly? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5970 When I told you to grow up, this isn't what I meant." Matt Bellace Princeton, New Jerse 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5971 For the upteenth time, stop leaving all the lights on. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5972 what's for dinner? you have been sleeping for the past 5 weeks and the first thing you say to me when you wake up is, what's for dinner? The nerve! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5973 I liked you better when you were a caterpillar! Now, shoo! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5974 Yes, I seem to have made a mistake during metamorphosis 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5975 Could you invent a pot roast? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5976 It isn't 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.' You're NOT going to 'The Butterfly Effect' dressed like that! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5977 How many times have I had to ask you not to leave your damned cocoon on the floor? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5978 Finally, I metamorphosis I don’t like! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5979 A vulgar display of your version of the courtship display isn't working tonight. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5980 I didn’t realize you were going out for wings and a beer. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5981 I've told you before and I'll say it again: there is no effect. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5982 Does this mean you’ll stop cocooning in the blankets every night? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5983 Did you swallow a butterfly? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5984 Seriously?! YOUR advice is "Just rise above it all?" 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5985 You say 'metamorphosis,' I say seven perfectly good turtlenecks gone to waste. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
5986 No. Were not taking out the stairs so you can have your own room! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5987 Did they mention anything about Tinker Bell in the cocoon? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5988 Since your up, clean the cobwebs off the ceiling. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5989 Don't even think about trying to sting me! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5990 So,Red Bull goes well with THC oil,I see. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5991 Did you Pupate in the closet again ?? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5992 I'm watching Gamera not Mothara 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
5993 And to think. I had thought you'd never change. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5994 Honey, where did you put the butterfly net?! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5995 I don’t think the Covid cocooning is over yet! 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
5996 This is NOT what I expected when I told you to change. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5997 I told you about the moth in the transporter! 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
5998 So what is this float like a butterfly, sting like a bee stuff you've been talking about? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5999 You know what Hunny? Maybe, in this case, you should go towards the light. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6000 Mohammad Ali impersonation? Where's your boxing trunks? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6001 There's a word for people like you! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6002 I don't want to metamorphose. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6003 I asked for feet and you got wings? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6004 I just read that they formed the Constitution of India in 1950! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6005 Nice to see that after all these years I still give you butterflies 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6006 I hope you cleaned up your chrysalis. You know how Dad feels about bugs. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6007 Now Franklin, must you always be the most loudly dressed at the party? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6008 Edith,did you put two Ambien in my pill box,again? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6009 sugar high ? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6010 Try to take me to the nursing home this time! 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6011 Goodness sakes Bernie lay off the Viagra! 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6012 I said you are very welcome to flatter me. Not to flutter me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
6013 Well now I don't suppose I'll ever convince you to pick up a mop... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
6014 Metamorphosis is so overrated! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6015 I accidentally drank the gay Red Bull. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6016 I told you that I am not gay. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6017 you were much more tolerable in your catipillar phase 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6018 Take your epistomological skepticism to Chuang Tzu. It's cute, but I'm busy. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6019 Get outta here. You monarchs eat so much milkweed that you fart like a cow. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6020 'Bout time you got out of that chrysalis, the game is gonna start. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6021 Love this new phase, George! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6022 OK, now how about you sting the dishes. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6023 Oh, is it neighborhood social hour already? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6024 Ah yes... I forgot to put moth balls in the closet. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6025 Go away. Your lame Vladimir Nabokov imitation won't move me to read Pale Fire or any other nonsense autofiction. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6026 “You better wipe that smile off your face unless you cleaned up your chrysalis” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6027 You are pretty fly, for a white guy. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6028 And when the clock strikes midnight, you’ll stop looking for your glass slippers and wishing you had a billionaire husband and a castle. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6029 #MyNewYorkCaption And where have you been flitting around? Metamorphosis doesn't take that long!!!" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6030 Bug off, pretty boy. That grin won't work on me. I won't be ready to pupate for weeks. Meantime, how about you flutter to the store and buy yourself a set. Oh, and don't expect me to pick up your chrysalis shards off the bathroom floor. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6031 I let Playboi Carti into my life, and I went through metamorphosis 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6032 That is the most disappointing metamorphosis in history. You look the same but with wings. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6033 You’re more appealing when you sting like a bee. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6034 You been drinking my Red Bull again? 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
6035 Fluttering inside the house AGAIN? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6036 You said I had 'til midnight. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6037 I doubt you’ll fix this political mess just by flapping your wings. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
6038 For the last time, I don't want to sting like a bee! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6039 You may be a late Bloomer. But to me you are still just Pygmalian Pupae. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6040 So why didn't you come out of your cocoon BEFORE the holidays? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6041 When I agreed to move in, you said we would do everything together. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6042 Ok, you win! Hanging on the couch for 35 years of our marriage really was pupation. But in the end you’re still the same old fu** - only with wings… 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6043 I thought you were going to MICRO-dose.. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6044 I don’t care where the dispensary is, you still live in New Jersey. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6045 I just thought I'd pay you a flying visit 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6046 You may float like a butterfly but that isn’t going to scare anyone. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6047 Egg, larvae, chrysalis, butterfly. Now what? This science experiment has a final stage you know. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6048 What’s the problem? You said you wanted me to be more of a social butterfly! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6049 Rubbing it in that your triple vaxed and I'm not? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6050 not tonight. i have a headache 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6051 I see you’ve taken “cocooning” literally. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6052 It was so much nicer when we were pupae. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6053 OMG George you scared me to death, let me know when your flying in. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6054 Facebook warned there were side effects. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6055 No, my name is NOT George Bailey and I’m perfectly happy, thank you! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6056 Thank goodness - your very hungry caterpillar phase was costing us a fortune in groceries! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6057 If you don't feel like taking the bus, why didn't you just say so? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6058 Not in the House! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6059 I thought that you liked living in the cocoon. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6060 Don't bother me, I'm cocooning! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6061 Don't tell me that I must emerge from my cocoon looking like that! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6062 That'll do, Warren. You're still not getting that 'raise' from me. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6063 I think you've had one too many Red Bulls 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6064 Midlife crisis metamorphosis to get pent up pollination out of your system. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6065 Honey, I really don't understand why you say that the promotion changed me 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6066 I told you eating that much butter would make you fly! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6067 Don't rub your pandemic manifesting mumbo jumbo in my face. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6068 You're one of those fly-by-night contractors? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6069 I have butterflies in my stomach just looking at you! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6070 Hi, this is you from Metaverse. Jealous? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6071 How does your generation come up with these interesting" trends. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6072 Too much time spent cocooning, I guess. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6073 After all these decades you have literally figured out how to "float like a butterfly." Next I suggest you learn the meaning of "metaphor." 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6074 STOP PLAYING WITH THE TELEPORT MACHINE! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6075 So this is what happens when a human quarantines for too long. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
6076 Just give me a few minutes to clear out of here before you "sting like a bee." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6077 Heading back to court to change your name, Chris? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6078 I can see you new Fresh Air Diet is keeping you light on your feet. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6079 Look at the chaos you’ve caused 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6080 I’m floating like a butterfly. Next, I’ll learn how to sting like a bee! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6081 Dad! I did not conger you so please go back to bed. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6082 Go back to the pupa stage, Stanley. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6083 You misunderstood me. I said “Your fly is open.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6084 Don’t sting me again. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6085 You’re fluttering up and down the stairs much easier now, Honeyfly. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6086 Back in the chrysalis Barry, you are still your old self. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6087 Just lay off my pointe shoes 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6088 Evolution, am I right? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6089 ''Wonderful! Now fly away forever" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6090 Enough floating, Harold. And no, I don't want to see your sting like a bee. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6091 Aren't you taking that dream about becoming a frequent flyer a little too far? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6092 No one wants to catch COVID, but I warned you that cocooning yourself comes with its own risks! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6093 You know,you really are annoying. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6094 I said "Buzz off!" , not "Flutter off." 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6095 Trying to rush the season just a little, now, aren't we? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6096 Oh! I thought you said "migraine". 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
6097 Flutter by, old man - and don't flutter back! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6098 I see you you’ve stopped cocooning. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6099 I don’t know what sort of angel you’re supposed to be, but buzz off. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6100 I'm sure that it's just a stage you are going through 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6101 Clever, but you're no Orville Wright. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6102 I suppose this means you don't want to say in tonight 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6103 I thought I told you NOT to fly thru the house on those gilded wings of yours!!! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6104 And finally, your ugly front side will never match the beauty of your backside. And that's a fact! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6105 You again! Go flutter yourself! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6106 So you're imago before me. So what? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6107 Give it a rest, Tinkerbell. My sister had to cancel. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6108 You ate through all the food and slept for two weeks. Wipe that grin off your face. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6109 I hope you disposed of your chrysalis because I’m not doing it again 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6110 Aha! I knew you were a fucking slug for the last 30 yrs.... and this proves it. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6111 I know your shocked I got wings, but living with you God had mercy on me. 1.0500 0.03701 60 58 1 1
6112 Are those from the new SS2022 collection? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6113 My how you have emerged from the chrysalis of self-conscious adolescence! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6114 Yeah, but can you still sting like a bee? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6115 No,I do not want any car insurance. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6116 Are you crazy to pupate now? The pandemic is still raging. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6117 When you said metamorphosis I was thinking "Just for Men". 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6118 Just because your chrysalis opened before hers doesn’t mean you are better or more beautiful! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6119 You'll never make the Olympic swim team that way." 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6120 Six weeks in a cocoon and now this? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6121 Where did you get those gummies from? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6122 I told you there would be side effects from your entomophagous diet. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6123 I wanted a cruise to Central America 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6124 Fine, I accept the wings, but I draw the line at calling you "Butterflyoncé." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6125 Stifle it Harry! That “ I only have two weeks to mate “ line won’t fly. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6126 I’m losing my train of thought! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6127 Yes I can see the rewards, but beginning the chrysalis phase is still very unpleasant. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6128 OK. We're having butterfly wings and lasagna. Sasfied? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6129 Doesn't look like you need those legs, mind if I borrow them? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6130 Fine! Leave if you think you can do better! >:# 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6131 Do you actually think that because it worked for Ali, it's gonna help you in this fight??? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6132 Do you mind keeping the flapping down during the game? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6133 As social isolation heightens during COVID, The Moth launches the first ever interactive VR podcast. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6134 So, it's true? The Tsar Bell has been repaired? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6135 When I sang 'fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars,' this is NOT what I meant. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6136 I offered to cocoon with you,but you said no,Chrysal is! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6137 Looks like someone's finally come out of their shell! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6138 We don’t wear our wings in this house! Please remove at the door. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6139 Great, my wings sprouted a husband... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6140 Just be careful you don't drop feathers all over the house! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6141 I still think Amy Schneider’s Jeopardy wins are more impressive. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
6142 Oh, so you finally decide to come out of your room. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6143 I don’t care if it’s your one purpose in life, I’m not mating with you tonight. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6144 I asked for fly guy, not a damn butter guy! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6145 So, you find my four vodka shot light-headedness attractive! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6146 When you mentioned you were a monarch, I assumed you meant a queen. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6147 For the seventeenth time, it’s the perfume you bought me and not a blooming flower! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6148 Lovely, daling, but can you sting like a bee? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6149 How many red bulls (*energy drinks) did you have? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6150 So guardian angel wings are having supply chain issues too? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6151 I said go get Chris, not chrysalis. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6152 I asked for the bluebird of happiness, not the old fart of forgetfulness 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6153 Go back and change. You look like a damn moth! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6154 Must you throw a flit while I throw a fit? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6155 Now you decide to come out of your cocoon? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6156 This is not what I meant when I said you needed to come out of your cocoon. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6157 What happened to microdosing? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6158 You can’t fly without a mask! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6159 Stop bugging me! I'll make my chrysalis when I am damn well ready! 1.0426 0.04255 47 46 0 1
6160 Don't forget to visit Mrs. Diane's yellow lantanas" Edgar Zapata, Orlando F 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6161 I thought you were being sarcastic about pupating. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6162 You may have all the feathers, but I'm still you're older brother. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6163 I just vacuumed, there better not be chrysalis all over that room. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6164 If you don't wipe that stupid grin off your face and buzz off, I'm getting the swatter! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6165 Go back and tell my dead wife that I can do my own damn taxes 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6166 Geez! Do you have to hover around when I turn on the light to have a quiet read? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6167 So help me, I'd better not find pieces of chrysalis all over the carpet. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6168 You gotta stop binging It’s a wonderful life . 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6169 You're too smiley. Get the hell out of here. I'm busy watching the pandemic stats. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6170 This is wonderfull. I just got a New job as fashion director at Buterfly World at Cocunut Creek in Florida 1.0392 0.03922 51 50 0 1
6171 You look really weird with this new haircut 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6172 What d'you know, the love wasn't in the wings. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6173 Dad, I know you loved Ken Burns’s documentary, but what part of Muhammad Ali’s use of fanciful rhetoric did you miss? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6174 I am sick and tired of hearing about your metamorphosis! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
6175 I didn't want to take off my shoes so I improvised 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
6176 I liked you so much more when you were in your pupa phase 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6177 Well… I’m off! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
6178 I said "Chrysanthemums" not "Chrysalis" 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
6179 Better, much better, Gregor, but still kinda gross. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6180 Keep your fly by night idea to yourself! 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6181 Damn it, Henry, you have been reading Kafka again! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6182 Again with this shit? Fix the leak will you William.... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6183 Back in my day, we used to churn our own butterflies. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6184 Very impressive. Now fly out the trash. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6185 Walter,if you wanna borrow my hammer again,please stop with the whole 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6186 Ohh, come on! When are you going to back to reality and watch TV with me?" 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6187 You think you are a butterfly it you still are a caterpillar 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6188 T”I think they are artificial” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6189 Daddy, that vaccine has given you super powers! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6190 I'm not returning to the chrysalis state! I enjoy sitting with my legs folded. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6191 Great now clean up the cocoon you left on the bathroom floor. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
6192 George, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times – you are too old to be flying down those stairs 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
6193 That's not what I meant when I told you to grow a pair and talk to your mother 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6194 I am not cleaning up your cocoon mess Gerald. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6195 Well, well, well……if it isn’t the giant butterfly-man that’s fucking my wife. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6196 I've told you 100 times, Bob - you can't come flying in here every time you see a new meme on the internet. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6197 I'm worried about a war in Ukraine and stealing of elections and all you do is fly like a silly? 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6198 Glad you're out of the closet bro, but JEOPARDY says no. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6199 You know how excited I get when spring is upon us! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6200 I bet you are wondering about the proboscis 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6201 DAD, STOP, YOUR NOT A BUTTERFLY AND I NEED TO GET MY JUNK OFF..BEAT IT 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6202 Put your feet on the ground and your legs tucked in! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6203 Oh, is the fairy grandmother stopping by later? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
6204 It’s about time you emerged from your cocoon! 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
6205 Metamorphosis does NOT count when you say, 'I'll change, I promise.' 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
6206 Big deal dad, so you're floating like a butterfly. Who are you gonna sting like a-- wait, I dare ya dad... 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
6207 Not now hunny, now buzz off. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
6208 Petunia stop it. You are giving me butterflies. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
6209 I like MY cocoon, okay! P. Faith Carmichael, Atlanta, GA 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
6210 My mother always warned me you would turn out to be flighty 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
6211 I told you to leave that biohacking kit alone 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6212 If that's the reason I haven't heard from you the past few weeks,I'm not impressed. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6213 Well look who came crawling back. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6214 Been nibbling on my legs, Flyboy? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6215 Go dry your wings some place else. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6216 Who do you think you are? Mohammed Ali? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6217 If you want to get my attention, you only need to walk in. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
6218 Hal! You know it gives you wings! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
6219 How many times do I have to tell you, Dad, that I refuse to hold a flame for you? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6220 I don't like your Holier-Than-Thou attitude! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
6221 Your colors are all wrong for the room!! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6222 If you think you are going to impress me, your mistaken. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
6223 ``You lost four pounds! I know. Now give it up!" 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6224 Angel Schmangel You forget, I've lived with you for 52 years. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
6225 I thought I told you not to buy those cheap moth balls. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0