Contest #789


Cartoon

789

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Do you have to come in here every time I turn on the light?”
  2. “You know I can’t stand it when you hover.”
  3. “You’re not the caterpillar I married.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-01-30T18:08:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-02-20T18:10:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-02-07T18:09:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 14 & 21, 2022
Number of captions 6226
Number of responses 447322
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Do you have to come in here every time I turn on the light? 1.8266 0.01691 2341 1021 705 615
1 I really hope you make better use of your last two wishes. 1.7726 0.01718 2177 1003 666 508
2 What the hell is a midlife chrysalis? 1.7497 0.02161 1454 721 376 357
3 You know I can't stand it when you hover. 1.7407 0.02235 1180 540 406 234
4 You went out for wings without me? 1.7320 0.02429 1082 529 314 239
5 I give up. New glasses? 1.7293 0.02882 772 380 221 171
6 Oh God, you caught the variant. 1.7226 0.02698 894 449 244 201
7 It’s 2 AM and once again you flit home reeking of pollen and nectar. 1.7175 0.02498 970 469 306 195
8 When I told you to grow a pair, this is not what I had in mind. 1.7135 0.02925 747 376 209 162
9 Ok, fine. You are capable of change. 1.7122 0.02239 1164 555 389 220
10 This wasn’t what I meant when I told you to grow a pair. 1.7084 0.02441 1101 568 286 247
11 Good, now why don't you go check on that porch light? 1.7045 0.02577 890 433 287 170
12 Well, look who thinks he’s the new monarch around here. 1.7000 0.02660 850 421 263 166
13 I see that you’re finally over your mid-life chrysalis. 1.6957 0.02593 874 430 280 164
14 I thought you were European when you said your family came from monarchs. 1.6874 0.02780 838 443 214 181
15 That's not what I meant when I told you to "Grow a pair" 1.6865 0.02778 839 444 214 181
16 For goodness’s sake, Robert, there’s no reason to come downstairs every time I turn the lamp on 1.6843 0.02887 738 380 211 147
17 « Go and enjoy the lights if you must, but if you are not back by 11:30 you’re sleeping on the screen door again » 1.6841 0.03053 728 398 162 168
18 What is your preferred pronoun now? 1.6779 0.03165 655 354 158 143
19 When you told me you were transitioning, this isn't what I expected. 1.6775 0.02824 766 397 219 150
20 Yeah, well I sting like a bee so finish cleaning the dishes. 1.6752 0.03195 622 331 162 129
21 Shouldn’t you be in Mexico by now? 1.6711 0.02942 672 342 209 121
22 You're not the caterpillar I married. 1.6667 0.03136 681 379 150 152
23 Howard, I don’t care if you’ve only got one day to breed. The answer is still No. 1.6662 0.03066 656 348 179 129
24 This is not what I meant by "grow a pair". 1.6646 0.03160 659 364 152 143
25 So, it’s off to Mexico again, is it? 1.6646 0.02987 659 341 198 120
26 When you said you were transitioning, this is not what came to my mind 1.6619 0.03021 627 321 197 109
27 Look who emerges from his cocoon now that the dishes are done. 1.6608 0.03226 566 295 168 103
28 Are those new glasses? 1.6588 0.03384 548 297 141 110
29 This insert says it's one of the 'very rare' side effects. 1.6567 0.03149 603 319 172 112
30 You know George, most people turn 50 and just buy a motorcycle. 1.6553 0.03064 589 299 194 96
31 Oh my, Leonard! You never told me you were transitioning. 1.6549 0.03183 568 295 174 99
32 The Very Hungry Butterfly can make his own sandwich. 1.6513 0.03149 585 307 175 103
33 And you want to use the "it" pronoun? 1.6500 0.03320 540 288 153 99
34 This isn't what I meant when I said go upstairs and change. 1.6496 0.03192 565 296 171 98
35 You're not the caterpillar I married anymore. 1.6495 0.03105 562 285 189 88
36 Not exactly what I meant when I told you to grow a pair. 1.6494 0.03279 559 300 155 104
37 No, I will not be the wind beneath your wings! 1.6484 0.03333 546 295 148 103
38 I don’t like the way you’re looking at my sweater. 1.6447 0.03312 532 283 155 94
39 Not what I meant by ‘Grow a pair!’ 1.6406 0.03615 512 296 104 112
40 Most men just get a sports car. 1.6400 0.03260 500 255 170 75
41 ‘It’s finally happened. You’ve turned into your mother.’ 1.6394 0.03464 502 274 135 93
42 Most men your age just buy a Corvette. 1.6387 0.03307 512 269 159 84
43 Where have you been? I turned the light on hours ago. 1.6354 0.03398 491 261 148 82
44 Those better not be the good curtains. 1.6351 0.03493 485 264 134 87
45 There’s coming out and there’s showing off. 1.6347 0.03626 479 270 114 95
46 For the millionth time, it's not a side effect of the vaccine. 1.6335 0.03521 472 256 133 83
47 Can I just read with the light on without you coming in here every five minutes? 1.6326 0.03754 411 222 118 71
48 I suppose this is just another stage you’re going through. 1.6303 0.03482 468 251 139 78
49 Sorry. In this house, I’m still the monarch. 1.6293 0.03612 464 258 120 86
50 Can't you just come out of the closet like everyone else? 1.6291 0.03525 461 249 134 78
51 25 years of marriage and now you come out? 1.6283 0.03716 452 256 108 88
52 Three wishes, and you said "Be a monarch"? 1.6261 0.03666 460 260 112 88
53 You still need to remove your shoes 1.6250 0.03483 448 237 142 69
54 You’re not the man I married. 1.6217 0.03723 423 234 115 74
55 As long as you're making changes,how about putting down the seat? 1.6213 0.03588 441 240 128 73
56 Arnold, it's not just that you hover. It's the way you hover. 1.6200 0.03693 421 231 119 71
57 Must you do this EVERY time I turn on the light? 1.6195 0.03685 431 239 117 75
58 When I said that our relationship needed a complete metamorphosis, this isn't what I meant. 1.6192 0.03641 386 200 133 53
59 Don’t lie to me. You’ve been out pollinating. 1.6177 0.03595 429 232 129 68
60 You know, most men have a midlife crisis, not a midlife chrysalis. 1.6163 0.03649 430 237 121 72
61 I don't believe it--you got glasses! 1.6129 0.03830 403 227 105 71
62 I told you to come out of the closet, not spread your wings. 1.6124 0.03766 387 210 117 60
63 Yes, Mr. Smarty-pants, I did ask you to bring back some wings. 1.6118 0.03821 389 215 110 64
64 Don’t bother explaining. I can smell the nectar on your breath from here! 1.6099 0.03734 382 205 121 56
65 What do you mean my wardrobe was delicious? 1.6099 0.03686 405 221 121 63
66 I was wondering what was taking you so long in the bathroom. 1.6085 0.03876 378 210 106 62
67 That's not what I meant when I said to grow a pair... 1.6075 0.04124 372 219 80 73
68 But, aside from that, no other side effects from the booster? 1.6061 0.04061 363 208 90 65
69 You're just going through a midlife chrysalis. 1.6045 0.03963 359 200 101 58
70 What else haven't you told me? 1.6043 0.03743 369 197 121 51
71 What do you mean, 'You're finally out of the closet'? 1.6033 0.04118 363 212 83 68
72 And just when I accepted that you would never change. 1.6031 0.03694 383 206 123 54
73 Have you seen my wool sweater? 1.6022 0.03922 357 197 105 55
74 I said we needed butter and fries. 1.6016 0.03992 369 211 94 64
75 You can stay, but don’t go near my sweaters. 1.5989 0.03703 359 189 125 45
76 Stay away from my closet." 1.5983 0.03917 346 189 107 50
77 My mother always wanted me to marry a monarch. 1.5983 0.04085 346 197 91 58
78 Tell me this is just another one of your phases. 1.5974 0.03957 308 161 110 37
79 That was a long nap. 1.5965 0.03973 347 193 101 53
80 Dammit, Ralph. That LSD was for our anniversary! 1.5949 0.03962 353 198 100 55
81 Coming out, are we? 1.5944 0.04005 355 202 95 58
82 Ok, one last time. You know you die after mating. 1.5940 0.04086 335 189 93 53
83 When are the clinical trials over? 1.5920 0.04319 299 169 83 47
84 I still don't think you should refer to yourself as a "person of color," Harold. 1.5915 0.04877 235 133 65 37
85 I don't like the idea of you hanging around your old flame. 1.5908 0.04095 325 182 94 49
86 Would you please stop hovering!? 1.5908 0.04048 325 180 98 47
87 *This* is how you used your third wish?! 1.5905 0.04047 337 190 95 52
88 It's clear we're at different stages in our relationship. 1.5901 0.04078 322 179 96 47
89 You're hovering again. 1.5893 0.04138 280 148 99 33
90 Is this just a phase? 1.5875 0.03978 320 174 104 42
91 It’s about time that you got over your midlife chrysalis. 1.5859 0.04269 326 192 77 57
92 I’m not even going to ask…just stay out of my closet. 1.5844 0.04250 308 176 84 48
93 Al, one of us has got to lay off the edibles. 1.5841 0.04248 315 182 82 51
94 I hope you didn't leave your crysalis on the bathroom floor. 1.5822 0.04244 304 173 85 46
95 You're out. You're proud. I get it. But please stop eating my sweaters. 1.5805 0.04338 298 172 79 47
96 It's just a midlife chrysalis. 1.5801 0.04286 331 199 72 60
97 All those months cocooning seem to have paid off 1.5793 0.04126 290 158 96 36
98 When I said grow a pair, I didn’t mean wings 1.5772 0.04635 272 161 65 46
99 Is that pollen on your collar? 1.5764 0.04068 314 176 95 43
100 You call it a metamorphosis; I call it a midlife crisis. 1.5759 0.04298 290 165 83 42
101 You are NOT going out with that shirt on! 1.5753 0.04356 299 175 76 48
102 Going through your mid-life chrysalis? 1.5748 0.04204 301 171 87 43
103 Aren’t you supposed to be in Mexico by now? 1.5747 0.04256 308 179 81 48
104 I get it, Howard! You’re a changed man. 1.5738 0.05334 183 103 55 25
105 Fine, we'll do it. But you do know you die after mating, right? 1.5733 0.04243 307 178 82 47
106 Now can you transform into a man who washes the dishes? 1.5724 0.04056 283 152 100 31
107 I still want you to take your shoes off. 1.5724 0.04216 290 163 88 39
108 Oh, I thought you were just quarantining for the last two weeks. 1.5724 0.04159 290 161 92 37
109 The tooth's upstairs. 1.5719 0.04502 278 163 71 44
110 Can you please not hover? 1.5719 0.04332 292 169 79 44
111 If it isn't the social butterfly! 1.5704 0.04256 284 160 86 38
112 So what? I've changed too." 1.5699 0.04399 272 155 79 38
113 Harold, that wasn't what I meant when I told you to grow a pair! 1.5683 0.04741 271 166 56 49
114 That’s what you’re wearing? 1.5678 0.04509 273 160 71 42
115 Don't be so smug; we all changed a bit during the lockdown. 1.5668 0.04310 277 157 83 37
116 That’s not what I meant when I said you need to get a pair. 1.5654 0.04415 283 166 74 43
117 When I sent you out for wings, that’s not what I had in mind. 1.5651 0.04470 292 176 67 49
118 Sorry, but I'm not in the mood to be pollinated. 1.5644 0.04631 264 157 65 42
119 I suppose this means you’re migrating to Mexico. 1.5640 0.04344 289 169 77 43
120 I get it. You can change 1.5620 0.04316 258 143 85 30
121 George, will you please stop hovering! 1.5611 0.04629 262 156 65 41
122 Any chance of morphing into a breadwinner? 1.5603 0.04700 257 154 62 41
123 You know this means you're in the last stage of life, right? 1.5597 0.04670 268 163 60 45
124 No, I don’t care to be the wind beneath your wings… 1.5588 0.04405 272 158 76 38
125 I see you’ve finally decided to come out. 1.5583 0.04390 283 167 74 42
126 Go see if the porch light is on. 1.5573 0.04817 262 163 52 47
127 They looked better online." 1.5561 0.04931 214 124 61 29
128 And I suppose you’re going to tell me you can sting like a bee, too. 1.5556 0.04607 252 148 68 36
129 But you swore you'd never change! 1.5549 0.05196 182 103 57 22
130 I don't care how short your mating season is, I'm re-watching 'Downton Abbey.' 1.5538 0.04791 251 153 57 41
131 No, I am not in the mood to be pollinated. 1.5537 0.04607 242 140 70 32
132 So now you're capable of change? 1.5534 0.04312 253 141 84 28
133 Not what I meant when I said ‘grow a pair,’ Bob. 1.5528 0.05068 246 157 42 47
134 Did you pollinate my azaleas like I asked? 1.5527 0.04795 237 141 61 35
135 Either your meds or mine have some serious side effects. 1.5525 0.04471 257 149 74 34
136 I don’t care. You still need to take your shoes off. 1.5525 0.04437 257 148 76 33
137 I never should have left the light on. 1.5524 0.04487 248 142 75 31
138 If you really want to impress me, where’s the remote? 1.5523 0.04909 239 146 54 39
139 You still need to take off your shoes. 1.5520 0.04705 250 150 62 38
140 What will I tell everyone who came to your funeral? 1.5502 0.04721 249 150 61 38
141 We’re a republic, not a monarchy. 1.5473 0.04741 243 146 61 36
142 You’re not wearing that again are you? 1.5470 0.04845 234 141 58 35
143 Great, now you’re going to be up all night. 1.5466 0.04611 247 146 67 34
144 For goodness sake, Harold, stop hovering. 1.5462 0.04670 238 140 66 32
145 ...anything different? Oh,new glasses. 1.5458 0.04564 240 139 71 30
146 I told you not to eat the worm in the tequila bottle! 1.5444 0.04710 259 160 57 42
147 I can't stand it when you hover. 1.5440 0.04427 250 144 76 30
148 No! I am not interested in trying your CBD gummies. 1.5436 0.04700 241 144 63 34
149 Honey, you're hovering. You know I hate it when you hover. 1.5425 0.04431 247 142 76 29
150 Someone has finally reached maturity! 1.5424 0.04739 236 141 62 33
151 ‘So what, I can sting like a bee.’ 1.5419 0.04963 227 139 53 35
152 You have to stop reading Kafka 1.5415 0.04771 229 136 62 31
153 I'm not sure you can call yourself a social butterfly if we never go out. 1.5413 0.04692 218 125 68 25
154 No, Stanley, I don't want to see your proboscis. 1.5411 0.04779 231 138 61 32
155 Can you please stop hovering? 1.5411 0.04819 231 139 59 33
156 So you've finally come out 1.5408 0.04709 233 138 64 31
157 I thought you were going to be a fly on the wall. 1.5405 0.05170 222 140 44 38
158 And you say I've changed. 1.5391 0.04796 230 138 60 32
159 Fine, I admit we've both changed! 1.5385 0.04655 234 138 66 30
160 Remind me how many edibles is too many? 1.5374 0.04983 214 129 55 30
161 Going out? When did you become such a social butterfly? 1.5367 0.05493 177 107 45 25
162 I liked you just fine as a caterpillar. 1.5359 0.04612 237 140 67 30
163 When you said you were transitioning, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.5354 0.06304 127 75 36 16
164 Two boxing classes at the gym and you think you're Muhammad Ali. 1.5337 0.05185 208 129 47 32
165 I've always known, Harry. 1.5330 0.04926 227 140 53 34
166 Looks like you're finally out of your midlife chrysalis. 1.5330 0.04765 227 136 61 30
167 Not what I meant when I said ‘grow a pair’ 1.5324 0.05163 216 136 45 35
168 I married a caterpillar, not whatever this is. 1.5321 0.05125 218 137 46 35
169 The flame died years ago, Milton." 1.5318 0.04881 220 133 57 30
170 No, I don't want to go outside and read under the porch light. 1.5317 0.05106 205 125 51 29
171 I thought you misspoke when you said you were going through a mid-life chrysalis. 1.5310 0.05958 145 87 39 19
172 It looks like quarantine went well. 1.5307 0.04791 228 138 59 31
173 I don't care. You still have to take your shoes off. 1.5302 0.04652 215 124 68 23
174 Well, that's the last time I get you to order wings 1.5297 0.05025 219 136 50 33
175 I'm glad you finally decided to come out of your cocoon 1.5294 0.06626 119 72 31 16
176 I see now how asking you to order wings was ambiguous. 1.5286 0.04968 210 127 55 28
177 You still bug me. 1.5282 0.05053 195 116 55 24
178 Charles, where did you get the mushrooms we had for dinner? 1.5275 0.05168 218 139 43 36
179 That's not what I meant when I asked you to go change for dinner. 1.5273 0.04882 220 134 56 30
180 The truth, Harold? It makes you look fat. 1.5268 0.05154 205 127 48 30
181 Look who finally emerged. 1.5261 0.04905 211 127 57 27
182 You’re starting to become a pest, ya know 1.5258 0.04732 213 125 64 24
183 Coming out is fine, but must you be so dramatic about it? 1.5229 0.05210 218 141 40 37
184 I'd be more impressed if you grew hair. 1.5227 0.05050 220 139 47 34
185 Well, look who just became a social butterfly. 1.5223 0.04516 224 130 71 23
186 I'm tired of always having to be the flower! 1.5220 0.05014 205 125 53 27
187 A lot of men your age would have just been content to buy a sports car 1.5213 0.04813 211 126 60 25
188 Don't look so happy, your life expectancy is 3 months 1.5208 0.05167 192 117 50 25
189 Well, the sweater's a bit much. 1.5208 0.04952 192 113 58 21
190 I hope you cleaned up your pupa. 1.5198 0.05168 202 126 47 29
191 I don’t care. The rule is, we take off our shoes in the house. 1.5192 0.04960 208 127 54 27
192 I'd ask where you've been all night but I can smell the nectar on your breath. 1.5187 0.05272 187 115 47 25
193 Oh great, now you’re a flight risk. 1.5181 0.05042 193 116 54 23
194 Will you please stop hovering! 1.5178 0.05318 197 125 42 30
195 Men always age more gracefully. 1.5161 0.05183 186 113 50 23
196 Could you be any more gay? 1.5160 0.05567 188 122 35 31
197 And do you sting like a bee? 1.5150 0.05111 200 124 49 27
198 Harry, it's getting harder to pin you down." 1.5132 0.05122 189 115 51 23
199 Your doctor really prescribed those for knee pain? 1.5131 0.05082 191 116 52 23
200 You've been mixing Viagra and Kafka again, haven't you? 1.5121 0.04979 207 128 52 27
201 Just keep away from the porch light, George." 1.5120 0.04943 209 129 53 27
202 Seriously.” “Every time I turn the light on to read? 1.5110 0.05440 182 115 41 26
203 Just in time. The gutters need cleaning. 1.5106 0.05306 188 118 44 26
204 No, I do NOT want to see your proboscis! 1.5105 0.05368 190 121 41 28
205 Stay away from the cashmere. 1.5104 0.05062 192 117 52 23
206 Striking. I assume you know you only have four weeks to live. 1.5104 0.05273 192 121 44 27
207 We're all tired of cocooning, Harald, but don't you think that's a bit premature? 1.5102 0.05191 196 123 46 27
208 Yes, and I sting like a bee. 1.5083 0.06798 120 77 25 18
209 Don’t lie to me. I can smell the nectar from here! 1.5083 0.05175 181 110 50 21
210 What brings you out of your cocoon? 1.5082 0.04893 183 107 59 17
211 Yeah, yeah. But can you sting like a bee? 1.5081 0.05149 185 113 50 22
212 Don’t look so innocent. I know you ate my best cashmere sweater! 1.5077 0.05109 195 121 49 25
213 What do you mean,"you think you might be gay"? 1.5077 0.06201 130 80 34 16
214 and what do you plan to do with all those shoes you bought as a caterpillar? 1.5076 0.05463 197 130 34 33
215 Did you take the hallucinogens, or did I? 1.5057 0.05691 174 113 34 27
216 You’re a trans-what?!?! 1.5057 0.05329 174 107 46 21
217 Those wings don’t go with that shirt. 1.5057 0.05222 176 107 49 20
218 And why are you all aflutter? 1.5038 0.06166 131 81 34 16
219 You're no longer the man I married, Chad. 1.5029 0.05648 171 110 36 25
220 Well, it;s about time you came out of your cocoon. 1.5028 0.05157 179 109 50 20
221 No more Kafka for you! 1.5026 0.05083 191 118 50 23
222 You still better take your shoes off. 1.5000 0.05256 180 112 46 22
223 It’s Kafka, if you have to know. 1.5000 0.04955 186 112 55 19
224 That's my sweater. 1.5000 0.04933 196 120 54 22
225 OMG Dad, does Grandma know? 1.5000 0.05316 190 122 41 27
226 It's not that kind "reveal" party Fred. 1.5000 0.05212 182 113 47 22
227 Isn't it hard enough to convince them you're NOT a Fairy? 1.5000 0.05591 178 116 35 27
228 Where have you been for the last three weeks? 1.5000 0.05487 170 107 41 22
229 Well, it looks like somebody's prescription got refilled... 1.5000 0.05465 176 112 40 24
230 I thought we were going to stay in the closet a bit longer. 1.4975 0.04930 199 123 53 23
231 Yes, yes, Brian your metamorphosis is lovely — but stay away from the sweaters! 1.4973 0.05074 183 112 51 20
232 Not the metamorphosis I was hoping for. 1.4972 0.05322 177 111 44 22
233 Just stay away from my sweaters! 1.4971 0.05161 173 105 50 18
234 Did I leave the light on again? 1.4971 0.05477 173 110 40 23
235 Not another new variant! 1.4970 0.05382 169 105 44 20
236 Turn on your hearing aid, Sid. I said, "BUTTON your FLY." 1.4970 0.05762 169 111 32 26
237 I hope you haven't been in my sweater drawer again. 1.4970 0.05562 167 106 39 22
238 Can I trust that you’ve really changed? 1.4946 0.04813 184 109 59 16
239 And for the last time, STAY AWAY FROM THAT LAMP. 1.4946 0.05227 184 116 45 23
240 I don't care if you can fly, I still don't want you wearing shoes in the house. 1.4941 0.05293 170 105 46 19
241 Not the transformation I was hoping for... 1.4941 0.05160 170 103 50 17
242 I've lost 3 cashmere sweaters in one week. Stay out of my closet! 1.4941 0.05293 170 105 46 19
243 Not tonight, honey. This is my favorite sweater. 1.4941 0.05550 170 109 38 23
244 Oh, so those flowers aren't for me. 1.4940 0.05600 168 108 37 23
245 You’re still not allowed to wear your shoes inside. 1.4940 0.05204 168 102 49 17
246 I turned the porch light on for you, now, get out. 1.4940 0.05250 166 101 48 17
247 I said trans was fine— I didn’t agree to metamorphosis. 1.4938 0.05955 162 108 28 26
248 Your shirt and wings clash. 1.4937 0.05170 160 95 51 14
249 I guess all the time you spent wrapped in your blankets doing nothing paid off. 1.4914 0.05306 175 110 44 21
250 And will we be using new pronouns for you now? 1.4913 0.05598 173 113 35 25
251 I don't know Harold, new glasses? 1.4912 0.05462 171 109 40 22
252 Did you pick your cocoon up off the floor? 1.4908 0.05320 163 100 46 17
253 Ralph! When I said come out of your cocoon it was a metaphor. A metaphor !! 1.4906 0.05344 159 97 46 16
254 You've been listening to Joni Mitchell again, haven't you? 1.4894 0.05252 188 121 42 25
255 Don’t put on airs. I knew you when you were a caterpillar. 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
256 That was a hell of a nap. 1.4873 0.05516 158 99 41 18
257 I meant buffalo wings 1.4873 0.05660 158 101 37 20
258 And where were you when I went through MY change of life? 1.4870 0.05916 154 101 31 22
259 You finally grew a pair. 1.4870 0.05312 154 93 47 14
260 They don't go with your striped shirt. 1.4863 0.05073 183 114 49 20
261 Who died and made you Monarch? 1.4859 0.05499 177 116 36 25
262 That was quite a nap. 1.4857 0.05052 175 107 51 17
263 I see you’ve entered your “new phase.” 1.4854 0.05070 171 104 51 16
264 I stand corrected…you really can change 1.4848 0.05410 165 104 42 19
265 If you’re a monarch, I’m a queen bee. 1.4843 0.05703 159 103 35 21
266 Where have you been? You look different. Are those new glasses? 1.4841 0.05238 157 95 48 14
267 No, they don’t make you look fat! 1.4834 0.05627 151 95 39 17
268 For the last time, I do not want to see your proboscis. 1.4832 0.05683 149 94 38 17
269 Just because you can change, does that mean I have to? 1.4817 0.05365 164 103 43 18
270 Look at the bright side. You didn't turn into a giant roach like your cousin, Gregor. 1.4810 0.05800 158 104 32 22
271 What do you mean my sweater looks delicious? 1.4805 0.05843 154 101 32 21
272 Is this your way of coming out? 1.4803 0.05676 152 97 37 18
273 Really George, after 30 years you decide to come out of your cocoon. 1.4798 0.05287 173 110 43 20
274 That's my reading lamp, Leonard. Go flutter somewhere else. 1.4795 0.05068 171 105 50 16
275 I never liked Kafka. 1.4788 0.05409 165 105 41 19
276 When I said you have to "come out of your cocoon" this isn't what I had in mind 1.4786 0.06021 117 71 36 10
277 Why are you always bugging me? 1.4785 0.05389 163 103 42 18
278 This gives coming out a new perspective. 1.4783 0.05851 161 108 29 24
279 You idiot, that is not the butterfly effect. 1.4783 0.05438 161 102 41 18
280 Is LSD your answer to everything? 1.4780 0.05488 159 101 40 18
281 Do you think you can just come in here and flap your wings as if nothing happened? 1.4780 0.05840 159 106 30 23
282 You know I hate when you hover. 1.4777 0.05237 157 96 47 14
283 I meant get some CHICKEN wings 1.4777 0.05466 157 99 41 17
284 According to Siri, you've got 10 days 1.4765 0.05681 149 95 37 17
285 By change, I meant something more like picking up your socks or using a tissue to blow your nose. 1.4762 0.05573 147 92 40 15
286 Are you out of your midlife chrysalis? 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
287 Can't you just have an affair like everyone else? 1.4759 0.05797 145 93 35 17
288 So this is why you've been molting about the house all day... 1.4756 0.05293 164 103 44 17
289 New glasses? 1.4750 0.05462 160 102 40 18
290 I’m just not as social as you! 1.4740 0.05619 154 99 37 18
291 Let's just stay in. I don't feel like changing. 1.4737 0.05439 152 95 42 15
292 My therapist warned me not to leave the light on. 1.4734 0.05508 169 111 36 22
293 Sure I can see that you’ve changed. But it’s not enough. 1.4730 0.05461 148 92 42 14
294 The THC helps with my glaucoma, yes; but there are side effects. 1.4730 0.05867 148 97 32 19
295 You found your old stash? 1.4726 0.05848 146 95 33 18
296 Get that look off your face! We just polinated last week! 1.4713 0.05235 157 97 46 14
297 I liked you a little better in the cocoon. 1.4710 0.05283 155 96 45 14
298 When I said "just wing it",I certainly did not mean this! 1.4706 0.05942 153 103 28 22
299 Stay away from the interstate. 1.4698 0.05598 149 95 38 16
300 I was hoping we could watch Cocoon again tonight! 1.4698 0.05517 149 94 40 15
301 Do not make me have to turn off all the lamps. 1.4698 0.05679 149 96 36 17
302 I’m not the one who’s changed. 1.4694 0.05571 147 93 39 15
303 I suppose you'd like to vacation in Mexico 1.4690 0.05627 145 92 38 15
304 Yes, I'm reading 'Metamorphosis.' Why? 1.4676 0.05621 139 87 39 13
305 THAT'S what you were doing in your 5-day quarantine? 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
306 Well, you were asleep for quite a while. 1.4675 0.05225 154 95 46 13
307 Oh hail to the monarch... 1.4675 0.05464 154 98 40 16
308 Couldn't you just be a fly on the wall? 1.4663 0.05242 163 103 44 16
309 It’s about time you grew a pair. 1.4658 0.05597 146 93 38 15
310 When you said “prepare to be amazed!” and went into the cluttered garage for a week this is not what I expected 1.4653 0.05823 144 94 33 17
311 Just remember at dinner, the Johnson's haven't transitioned yet 1.4648 0.05712 142 91 36 15
312 That’s not what I meant when I said grow a pair! 1.4643 0.05947 140 92 31 17
313 Forget it! You will never be a social butterfly. 1.4626 0.05814 147 97 32 18
314 Stay away from my sweaters. 1.4621 0.05451 145 91 41 13
315 You've acted so smug ever since you came out of your cocoon 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
316 The neighbors called. They want you to stop hanging around their garage light. 1.4610 0.05689 154 102 33 19
317 When you mentioned life cycle, I thought you were buying a Pelaton. 1.4610 0.05827 141 92 33 16
318 Why couldn't you just get a sports car?" 1.4599 0.05953 137 90 31 16
319 You're still a worm to me, Harry. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
320 George, where the hell are your antennae?! 1.4599 0.06043 137 91 29 17
321 That must have been one hell of a nap! 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
322 The last time you looked that happy you had just eaten a hole in my pashmina. 1.4593 0.05736 135 86 36 13
323 I think 500 milligrams is way too much. 1.4593 0.05736 135 86 36 13
324 How was your flight from Mexico 1.4593 0.06110 135 90 28 17
325 You were more pleasant during your larva years 1.4589 0.05761 146 96 33 17
326 It looks like the psylocybin therapy is working. 1.4586 0.05991 133 87 31 15
327 It's always about you! 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
328 You can’t just fly in here without knocking! 1.4586 0.06086 133 88 29 16
329 I asked you to hoover, not hover! 1.4586 0.05533 157 103 36 18
330 I'm not dressing like a flower. 1.4583 0.05820 144 95 32 17
331 Now sting like a bee and I will be impressed. 1.4580 0.06343 131 89 24 18
332 I wish you'd be drawn to an old flame for once. 1.4574 0.05928 129 83 33 13
333 So you can change. Just not for me. 1.4574 0.06418 129 88 23 18
334 You’ve used that “I can change” BS before, and I’m not buying it. 1.4558 0.05648 147 96 35 16
335 I guess you think you can sting like a bee, too!! 1.4552 0.05447 145 92 40 13
336 It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve changed. 1.4545 0.05926 132 86 32 14
337 You’ve changed, Roger. 1.4545 0.05300 154 98 42 14
338 It's the 'sting like a bee' part I'm worried about. 1.4539 0.05349 152 97 41 14
339 When you said you were into Kafka…. 1.4539 0.05647 141 91 36 14
340 Oh, go eat your sweater. 1.4532 0.05973 139 93 29 17
341 Are you reading Kafka AGAIN? 1.4531 0.06061 128 84 30 14
342 Well I'm glad all this cocooning has had an upside for one of us. 1.4531 0.06261 128 86 26 16
343 I dont even know who are anymore. Come back when you are fully morphed and stay away from my sweaters. 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
344 Aren't we past the mating rituals? 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
345 I liked you better before you came out. 1.4524 0.06132 126 83 29 14
346 So you really think your third booster had no side effects? 1.4521 0.05998 146 100 26 20
347 Since when do we change for dinner? 1.4516 0.06204 124 82 28 14
348 You've evolved! 1.4511 0.05279 133 81 44 8
349 I thought you said you would stop with the fairy dust 1.4511 0.06082 133 89 28 16
350 Stop bugging me. 1.4500 0.05764 140 92 33 15
351 Do I look like I’m in the mood for pollination? 1.4500 0.06025 140 95 27 18
352 Who said butterflies are free? 1.4496 0.06124 129 86 28 15
353 I see you read Kafka 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
354 Off to the Met Gala, are we? 1.4496 0.05715 129 82 36 11
355 I don't care; I still want you to take your shoes off when you enter the house. 1.4493 0.05546 138 88 38 12
356 Very impressive. While you were meta-morph-whatever-ing our 401-K dropped 25%, the kids got Covid, and I met someone else. 1.4493 0.06091 138 94 26 18
357 This isn’t the transformation I had in mind. 1.4490 0.05561 147 96 36 15
358 Yes, they’re beautiful, but you’ll be dead in a week. 1.4485 0.05699 136 88 35 13
359 I wasn’t expecting you until Spring. 1.4485 0.06070 136 92 27 17
360 Change back. 1.4480 0.06371 125 85 24 16
361 I asked you to get some chicken wings. 1.4478 0.06228 134 92 24 18
362 Is THIS how you decided to come out? 1.4476 0.06010 143 98 26 19
363 I'm over here with no legs, and you go get wings!? 1.4472 0.06131 123 81 29 13
364 I don't care how much nectar and pollen you have. I'm not in the mood. 1.4470 0.05823 132 86 33 13
365 This is not what I meant when I asked you to change before dinner. 1.4470 0.05621 132 84 37 11
366 We've gone to Mexico every October for the last 40 years. Once, just once, can we just stay here? 1.4470 0.06207 132 90 25 17
367 I don't care; no shoes in the house. 1.4470 0.06018 132 88 29 15
368 It's about time you came out of the clothes closet. 1.4462 0.06086 130 87 28 15
369 I'm mad because you're still attracted to your old flame. 1.4462 0.06086 130 87 28 15
370 You were much more humble as a caterpillar. 1.4460 0.05701 139 91 34 14
371 While you're at it dust the ceiling fan." 1.4460 0.05515 139 89 38 12
372 Very nice, but it clashes with your shirt. 1.4453 0.06034 137 93 27 17
373 Did you finish all the nectar? 1.4453 0.05761 137 90 33 14
374 I've had quite enough hearing about "all the changes you've been going through".... 1.4451 0.05062 164 105 45 14
375 No, I won't read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to you again 1.4444 0.06330 126 86 24 16
376 That explains the milkweed cravings 1.4444 0.05727 135 88 34 13
377 I don't care if you can fly — take your shoes off when in the house. 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
378 Now you decide to come out? 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
379 Good grief Milton, just go ahead and order the stair lift! 1.4436 0.06170 133 91 25 17
380 So, you told the genie you wanted to be a ‘monarch’… 1.4436 0.06077 133 90 27 16
381 Cut it out. You're Murray Allen not Muhammad Ali. 1.4435 0.06304 124 84 25 15
382 You've changed, Harold. 1.4435 0.05873 124 80 33 11
383 I knit you a sweater with love, and you ATE it. 1.4435 0.06407 124 85 23 16
384 You still need to take your shoes off in the house. 1.4419 0.05709 129 83 35 11
385 You still gotta wipe your feet! 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
386 Don’t make me get my net again, Larry! 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
387 Well that's great, Stan. You've ruined another shirt. 1.4414 0.05696 145 97 32 16
388 Oh, and what next? Sting like a bee? 1.4412 0.05694 136 89 34 13
389 Wow,you really WERE going through a midlife chrysalis! 1.4409 0.05772 127 82 34 11
390 Not gonna fly, Wilbur. 1.4409 0.05879 127 83 32 12
391 This is what happens when you cocoon too long. 1.4407 0.05963 118 76 32 10
392 I can see you're transformed, Eric. I just can't see it lasting. 1.4407 0.06201 118 78 28 12
393 That's fine for you. I am still cocooning. 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
394 Are you part of my meditation or the LSD I did earlier? 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
395 I get it. You're a changed man. 1.4406 0.05581 143 94 35 14
396 I'm still mad. Go pollinate yourself! 1.4400 0.06365 125 86 23 16
397 Was that the last can of Red Bull? 1.4397 0.05986 141 97 26 18
398 You were so much less annoying as a caterpillar. 1.4397 0.06157 116 76 29 11
399 I have to stop reading Kafka at bedtime. 1.4385 0.06274 130 90 23 17
400 Just cool your jets. Mating season isn't 'til April. 1.4385 0.05779 130 85 33 12
401 I was wondering where you were the past couple of weeks. 1.4375 0.05406 128 80 40 8
402 If you call me "Honey" one more time, I'm getting the flyswatter. 1.4375 0.05947 128 85 30 13
403 I sting like a bee 1.4375 0.06050 128 86 28 14
404 Stick with the blazer. 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
405 Metamorphosis? Really? Nice try. Don’t forget the trash tomorrow. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
406 Nice nap? 1.4364 0.06265 110 72 28 10
407 Well, maybe I don't want to be your 'candle flame,' Marv. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
408 I married a caterpillar, not a butterfly. 1.4361 0.05880 133 89 30 14
409 Oh, *now* you want to vacation in Mexico? 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
410 It’s Madame Butterfly! 1.4359 0.05743 117 74 35 8
411 This is why I’m not comfortable going out. 1.4351 0.05745 131 86 33 12
412 Seriously, that's how you're coming out to your parents! 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
413 Where have you been the last two weeks? 1.4344 0.05701 122 78 35 9
414 You were less annoying as a caterpillar. 1.4344 0.06583 122 86 19 17
415 I thought you were in that bathroom a long time. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
416 You were cuter when you were a caterpillar 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
417 Did you get new glasses? 1.4322 0.06309 118 80 25 13
418 Nice metamorphosis. Now go clean up the mess. 1.4318 0.05909 132 89 29 14
419 You know Tom,there is such a thing as being too gay. 1.4318 0.06470 132 95 17 20
420 You can flutter off to Mexico for the winter but I’ll cocoon right here. 1.4310 0.05901 116 75 32 9
421 I get it, you've read Kafka. 1.4309 0.06332 123 85 23 15
422 Yeah, sure, very impressive. Just stay away from my sweaters! 1.4307 0.05560 137 90 35 12
423 Can’t you go back to being terrified of change? 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
424 I said Cialis, not Chrysalis. 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
425 You still have to take out the trash. 1.4298 0.06516 121 85 20 16
426 We’ll, it’s better than the cockroach, but the wings are a bit much 1.4297 0.05621 128 83 35 10
427 Well, I sting like a bee! 1.4286 0.06677 112 78 20 14
428 You may have emerged from your chrysalis, but you're still just a caterpillar to me. 1.4286 0.06379 119 82 23 14
429 That's an impressive mating display, Bill, but the answer is still no. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
430 And this is why you were locked in your study for three weeks ?! 1.4274 0.05986 117 77 30 10
431 I don't care if you can fly, shoes off when you enter the house! 1.4274 0.05986 117 77 30 10
432 Have you been at the wool sweaters again? 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
433 Lucky me, married to a monarch. 1.4261 0.06772 115 82 17 16
434 OK, I get it. You've metamorphosed into a more beautiful living creature of Earth. You still need to take out the garbage. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
435 You've been hitting the nectar again, haven't you? 1.4250 0.05995 120 80 29 11
436 You made your point, Arthur. Change is harder for some of us. 1.4248 0.06508 113 78 22 13
437 I told you there were side effects. 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
438 Joe, I married a caterpillar. If I'd wanted to marry a butterfly I would have married one. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
439 Mort, when I said go spread your wings... never mind. 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
440 I said "crisis," dear. Not mid-life chrysalis 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
441 So you've been reading Nabokov again. 1.4237 0.06527 118 83 20 15
442 Can't you have a normal mid-life crisis and buy a Porsche? 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
443 Look, I work all day; you just flitter around. 1.4228 0.06000 123 83 28 12
444 I always knew you were a little light in the loafers." 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
445 Great! You turn into a butterfly and I get hot flashes. 1.4224 0.06380 116 80 23 13
446 Behave or I'll turn on the light. 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
447 You were right. I shouldn't've eaten those mushrooms for lunch. 1.4219 0.05828 128 86 30 12
448 That's not what I meant by "go change". 1.4219 0.05502 128 83 36 9
449 I suppose this means we're done cocooning 1.4211 0.06341 114 78 24 12
450 Your lifelong dream couldn’t wait until after my mother’s visit? 1.4211 0.06462 114 79 22 13
451 Please don't go all Kafka on me today, I'm not in the mood for an existential crisis. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
452 OMG you really are a fairy! 1.4206 0.06776 107 75 19 13
453 This household is not a monarchy. 1.4202 0.06371 119 83 22 14
454 I still say you're the worst superhero ever. 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
455 You’ve been at the pollen again, haven’t you? 1.4202 0.06371 119 83 22 14
456 Finally out of quarantine, I see. 1.4196 0.05621 112 71 35 6
457 Any side effects from the vaccine? 1.4196 0.06167 112 75 27 10
458 Walter, you have three days to live and you can fly. Why are you still in my living room? 1.4194 0.06282 124 87 22 15
459 Just because you have a friend in the neighborhood now doesn’t make you a social butterfly, Herald! 1.4190 0.06737 105 73 20 12
460 If it helps you clean the gutters, then that’s great honey. 1.4190 0.06459 105 71 24 10
461 Look who finally decided to emerge from his cocoon. 1.4188 0.05725 117 76 33 8
462 Male menopause is so unfair. 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
463 New haircut? 1.4182 0.06245 110 74 26 10
464 So you’re on your way to Mexico again! 1.4182 0.06507 110 76 22 12
465 I wish you'd stop calling me your little nymph. 1.4182 0.06377 110 75 24 11
466 You used to be more grounded. 1.4174 0.05791 115 75 32 8
467 What's next, sting like a bee? 1.4167 0.06724 108 76 19 13
468 I liked you more as a caterpillar. 1.4167 0.06462 108 74 23 11
469 Guess you weren't lying about being an heir to the monarch. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
470 George,why must you wear your shoes in the house? 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
471 If I find one thread of cocoon silk on the floor in there… 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
472 Have a good nap? 1.4160 0.05350 125 80 38 7
473 I preferred you as a caterpillar. 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
474 You know you could clean up after yourself. I stepped right in your pupa. 1.4158 0.06932 101 71 18 12
475 I'll molt when I'm good and ready. 1.4158 0.06177 101 66 28 7
476 Let me guess. We're having nectar for dinner again. 1.4151 0.06549 106 73 22 11
477 Your light was on. 1.4151 0.06124 106 70 28 8
478 You're turning into your Mothra. 1.4151 0.06948 106 76 16 14
479 I see you've been reading Kafka again 1.4151 0.06410 106 72 24 10
480 Great, but did you find the remote? 1.4151 0.06549 106 73 22 11
481 Are you sure they’re giving you the right transition hormones?. 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
482 It this your LSD trip?... Or mine? 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
483 I thought you went up to change into your pajamas! 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
484 I don't care. You still can't wear your shoes in the house. 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
485 No, you don't look like Muhammad Ali 1.4128 0.06280 109 74 25 10
486 I see you cashed out your Moth IRA. 1.4128 0.06545 109 76 21 12
487 If you’re looking for pollen, you married the wrong man. 1.4128 0.06673 109 77 19 13
488 Is that nectar I smell on your breath? 1.4123 0.06571 114 81 19 14
489 I think your new medication has a side effect not listed on the label. 1.4118 0.06361 119 84 21 14
490 You come back weirder and weirder from those therapy sessions... 1.4118 0.06689 119 87 15 17
491 The shirt doesn't go. 1.4112 0.06362 107 73 24 10
492 Does your so-called 'pandemic metamorphosis' include doing the dishes too? 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
493 I liked you better as a worm. 1.4098 0.06021 122 84 26 12
494 I suppose I should be thankful you didn't wake up as a cockroach. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
495 Careful. I just lit a candle. 1.4095 0.06157 105 70 27 8
496 If you really want to impress me, take out the garbage. 1.4095 0.06304 105 71 25 9
497 Yes, I like your wings. But, no, I don't want to be pollinated. 1.4087 0.05646 115 75 33 7
498 And you didn't think this cartoon would be better in color? 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
499 I’m sick of hearing you’ve changed. 1.4087 0.06163 115 79 25 11
500 Yes, the session was transformation! 1.4087 0.06406 115 81 21 13
501 I have to stop reading Kafka before bed 1.4078 0.06680 103 72 20 11
502 I can’t help it if I miss the miserable worm that I married. 1.4074 0.06034 108 72 28 8
503 Stop eating my sweaters! 1.4074 0.06450 108 75 22 11
504 You said that I would never change. 1.4074 0.06583 108 76 20 12
505 Look who finally emerged from his cocoon. 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
506 A complete metamorphosis would include your not having left the chrysalis in a heap on the bedroom floor. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
507 Can't you do that outside? 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
508 Oh no, not another Wing Night at Applebees. 1.4059 0.06000 101 66 29 6
509 Let me guess, you've changed. 1.4057 0.06110 106 71 27 8
510 What the --? Dad, I told you to quit messing with my Covid remedies. 1.4057 0.06806 106 76 17 13
511 There’s nectar in the fridge. 1.4054 0.05778 111 73 31 7
512 I'm not the delicate flower you think I am. 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
513 Yes, I see you are now beautiful and graceful, but did you remember to put out the trash? 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
514 When I said, "a change would do you some good", I meant for you to try washing the dishes. 1.4052 0.05473 116 75 35 6
515 I liked you better as the curmudgeonly caterpillar! 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
516 Perhaps a little too flamboyant. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
517 We're fairies Dear, not butterflies 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
518 If those wings knock over my china, I'm getting the net. 1.4038 0.06190 104 70 26 8
519 Your zipper is open. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
520 You always have to be the center of attention, don’t you? 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
521 Okay, now show me you can Sting Like a Bee! 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
522 Wow, that milkweed diet really works! 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
523 the thing is, you’re still hovering. 1.4037 0.05846 109 72 30 7
524 Just be sure to take the cocoon out with the trash! 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
525 So we're winging it again,are we? 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
526 Does this mean you're migrating to Mexico again? 1.4035 0.05533 114 74 34 6
527 I’m not taking you back even if you are a changed man! 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
528 well if it isn’t mister social butterfly. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
529 Cut it out, Harry! We’re introverts! 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
530 I'll morph when I'm good and ready, Dad! 1.4021 0.06661 97 67 21 9
531 Richard, this Red Bull and chamomile phase has to stop. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
532 I'm still cocooning. 1.4020 0.05789 102 66 31 5
533 Don't hover about while I am reading! 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
534 Are you having a midlife chrysalis? 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
535 Most guys just buy a convertible. 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
536 Flit or sit, make up your mind! 1.4019 0.05612 107 69 33 5
537 I like your booster side effects better than mine. 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
538 Yes, I know I'm your light. 1.4019 0.05918 107 71 29 7
539 I liked it more when you were a caterpillar. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
540 Well it's not my mating season yet. 1.4000 0.05991 105 70 28 7
541 You're not the only one fed up with cocooning! 1.4000 0.06419 95 64 24 7
542 Same nose, though. 1.4000 0.06847 105 76 16 13
543 Transitioning? 1.4000 0.05964 120 83 26 11
544 I'm hoping this means you are about to embark on a 3,000 mile migration to find a new mate. 1.4000 0.06816 100 71 18 11
545 What’s with the nectar eating grin? 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
546 Don’t give me that Kafkaesque look. 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
547 Oh, look who's decided to finally come out of their cocoon. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
548 I don't care. You're still not a monarch! 1.3982 0.05834 113 76 29 8
549 Your fly is open! 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
550 When I said you should “come out of your cocoon” more often, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
551 Can't you see I'm busy? Change the lightbulb yourself! 1.3978 0.06142 93 61 27 5
552 Take it easy, Ronny. We don’t want you to get blamed for any flooding in Australia this year. 1.3967 0.06152 121 86 22 13
553 You’re evolving and I’m stuck on this couch. 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
554 And where have you been for the last month? 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
555 I did tell you to leave the Hydroxychloroquine alone. 1.3962 0.06384 106 74 22 10
556 You’re having no effect. 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
557 Okay - so you finally won the Caption Contest. 1.3960 0.07047 101 74 14 13
558 No! It's Kafka 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
559 That’s not what I meant when I said that our lives need some type of transformation. 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
560 Not bad, but let's see you sting like a bee. 1.3958 0.06191 96 64 26 6
561 Stop flitting around and find the remote. 1.3956 0.06967 91 64 18 9
562 'Bout time you grew a pair, Jerry. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
563 My therapist says you're having a temporary, mid-life chrysalis. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
564 No shoes inside! 1.3945 0.05684 109 72 31 6
565 I get it! But I LIKE who I am! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
566 Is this part of your midlife chrysalis? 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
567 Well ---- I guess that explains the holes in my sweater ! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
568 It’s ok, I know a good entomologist. 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
569 This is not what I meant when I said you need to change 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
570 Since retirement, Harold, all you've done is flutter around the house! 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
571 Welcome back. How was Mexico? 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
572 Other middle-aged men just buy sports cars. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
573 I thought you had three more days in there. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
574 Does that mean you want me to use the fly swatter tonight? 1.3925 0.06607 107 77 18 12
575 I am trying to read, why don't you just buzz off! 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
576 Not tonight Harold. I’m not in the mood. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
577 I can't concentrate on my book with you hovering like that! 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
578 Well you are definitely not a party pupa. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
579 Nobody likes a show-off. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
580 Isn’t it about migration time? 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
581 I was happier when we were cocooning. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
582 I get it! I get it! It’s time for you to spread your wings. 1.3913 0.07076 92 66 16 10
583 No! We are still not leaving our Covid cocoon! 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
584 I have been waiting 25 years for you to come out of your cocoon! 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
585 Mexico, again? 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
586 What book am I reading? "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" of course! 1.3909 0.06071 110 76 25 9
587 It’s raining in Brazil. Congratulations. 1.3909 0.06340 110 78 21 11
588 You're not the pupa I fell in love with. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
589 Stay out of my closet 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
590 You can morph all you like but you're still not migrating south. 1.3902 0.06666 82 55 22 5
591 For the last time, no hovering over me when I'm reading. 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
592 Woah- this is not the “transitioning” I imagined. 1.3900 0.05842 100 66 29 5
593 Oh look. My damn butterfly. 1.3900 0.06178 100 68 25 7
594 You and your stupid bucket list. 1.3895 0.06574 95 66 21 8
595 Stanley? You’ve been reading Kafka again. 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
596 That's great. No more excuses about why the gutters haven't been cleaned. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
597 No fair! I take the acid and YOU get to fly! 1.3889 0.06556 108 78 18 12
598 When I said "go change, we're going out!"...I meant your clothes! 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
599 Now go sting like a bee. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
600 You're not the monarch of me! 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
601 Your metamorphosis is waaaay too overdone. 1.3883 0.05891 103 69 28 6
602 I don't think Muhammad Ali meant it quite so literally. 1.3883 0.06650 103 74 18 11
603 No nectar for you. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
604 Well look who's finally up. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
605 Well, I' ve got to google this. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
606 Oh great, yet another change of life. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
607 Great,you made it through the fourth stage. What do want,a goddamn medal? 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
608 No! I’m getting tired of spending every winter in Southwest Mexico! 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
609 A little light in the loafers, are we? 1.3871 0.06843 93 66 18 9
610 I don't care that you're post-chrysalis, Norman. I still have a headache. 1.3861 0.06596 101 72 19 10
611 are you going to sting like a bee next? 1.3861 0.05624 101 66 31 4
612 You can't just fly in and fly out when you want to. 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
613 I'm not cleaning up the chrysalis you left behind... 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
614 Quit hovering! 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
615 Irving, stop hovering 1.3854 0.07004 96 70 15 11
616 Herb, I think you've been reading way too much Kafka. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
617 I'm tired of hearing about your metamorphosis. Why don't you go tell your friend Kafka about it. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
618 I see the monarch deigns to join us. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
619 'Bout time you emerged from your COVID cocoon! 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
620 Are you really a butterfly or was there mescaline in the brownies? 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
621 Well, well. Look who's finally left his cocoon. 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
622 I saw a light on. 1.3838 0.06842 99 72 16 11
623 You got into the good stuff again! 1.3838 0.06533 99 70 20 9
624 Why don't you flit up to the roof and clean the gutters? 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
625 Please don't tell me you caused another tornado in Texas. 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
626 Remind me to turn off the porch light. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
627 So, what did the doc say? 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
628 I thought you said you'd stop winging it at work! 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
629 And I thought you were intolerable in the cocoon stage. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
630 I should have listened to my mother and married an ant. Then we'd have some savings put away. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
631 Why is it always about you? 1.3830 0.05879 94 62 28 4
632 Now you can dust the Chandelier." 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
633 I hope you don't think I'M going to clean up your pupae. 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
634 I was expecting Door Dash 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
635 Another Covid vaccination side effect? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
636 I'd be really impressed if you flapped your way into the kitchen and made dinner? 1.3804 0.06709 92 65 19 8
637 No. I don't feel like cocooning tonight. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
638 I bet you're proud of yourself. 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
639 If you think you are going to get me into that chrysalis, forget about it! 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
640 Fine…spread your wings and go. But for God sake, please don’t call me come down to scrape you off a truck windshield again! 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
641 Oh for flying out loud. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
642 You left your chrysalis on the floor again. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
643 Well, this is certainly better than last week's "sting like a bee" stunt. 1.3800 0.06479 100 71 20 9
644 Let’s see you sting like a bee. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
645 I hoped you cleaned up your pupa this time. 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
646 I saw you left the light on 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
647 Oh for heaven's sake, would you stop flitting around, and take off your ridiculous "I'm in the mood" amorous wings? 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
648 Rules are rules, we take our shoes off in the house. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
649 So you've finally decided to come out of your cocoon! 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
650 Fine! You be a butterfly. I’m happy as a moth! 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
651 I called my lawyer. Our pre-pupal agreement still holds. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
652 Did you leave the screen door open again?! 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
653 Please stop hovering! 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
654 Stop acting like a monarch. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
655 Where's the money you promised for all the teeth I lost? 1.3776 0.06570 98 70 19 9
656 The lengths you'll go to keep your shoes on indoors. 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
657 Not now. I'm still cocooning. 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
658 NO they do NOT make your proboscis look smaller!! 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
659 We have to find the middle ground between patriarch and monarch. 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
660 OK, the clinical trial was a disappointment, but what about the surprise winter in Mexico? 1.3774 0.06352 106 76 20 10
661 Enough with the Optimism for 2022! 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
662 Isn't it time to migrate? 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
663 Kafka 2.0 1.3765 0.07096 85 61 16 8
664 You're not the same man I married. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
665 Call it metamorphosis if you will, but you still need to change your attitude. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
666 Are you still flying by the seat of your pants? 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
667 What did you do with the caterpillar outfit? 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
668 Well, obviously you have been cocooning long enough! 1.3750 0.05970 96 65 26 5
669 No! You cannot go out and play in the street light. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
670 I sent you out specifically for drumsticks, not wings! 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
671 I liked you better as a bookworm. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
672 That's why you needed three weeks off? 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
673 You think I can't tell when you're on the nectar?" 1.3750 0.07103 88 64 15 9
674 That’s quite a metamorphosis. 1.3750 0.06664 96 69 18 9
675 I thought you were supposed to be headed to Mexico. 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
676 Yes, of course I remember you were a caterpillar yesterday. 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
677 How did you get past the spider web? 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
678 Stay away from my sweater drawer. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
679 Well, at least you aren't a fly on the wall. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
680 Well, that explains the last 45 years. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
681 Well, look who finally decided to emerge from his cocoon. 1.3735 0.06112 83 55 25 3
682 I’m still not going vegan! 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
683 I've no doubt you're anxious to reclaim your position as the town social butterfly, but you're not going anywhere without a mask. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
684 I fell in love with a CATERPILLAR! My mother warned me that you’d change! 1.3723 0.06590 94 67 19 8
685 It's not a COVID symptom, you're still going to have to go to work. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
686 You’re a queen, not a monarch. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
687 You are defintiely reading too much Ovid. 1.3721 0.07219 86 63 14 9
688 I liked you better in the chrysalis. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
689 So what? I still want to cocoon tonight. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
690 Be careful out there. The neighbors are having a bonfire. 1.3714 0.06665 105 78 15 12
691 Well, I'll be--I thought you'd never change. 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
692 You ALWAYS take your metaphors too far. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
693 Can’t I turn a light on without you flitting by? 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
694 You’re too old for a mid-metamorphosis crisis. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
695 Great, all you’ve been doing is sleeping for weeks, and now this! 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
696 Oh no! You put LSD in my coffee, didn't you? 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
697 I liked you better before you metamorphosed! 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
698 Being "high" is metaphoric, not metamorphic. 1.3700 0.06913 100 75 13 12
699 Was that your old flame again? 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
700 I thought I told you, no molting in the living room! 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
701 I’m just not in the mood for another it’s time to get off the couch and spread your wings lecture. 1.3696 0.06863 92 67 16 9
702 You'll have to do more to convince me that 'Spring is in the air'" 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
703 Dad,I see you've been reading James Thurber again. 1.3696 0.06687 92 66 18 8
704 Will you stop hovering, I'm trying to read! 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
705 I think you need to lay off the Kafka. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
706 I remember when you would give me butterflies in the stomach 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
707 Yes, I'm sure I dont have any pollen, and please stop looking at me that way." 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
708 Well, finally you are acting like an adult. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
709 Glad to see you finally came out of your shell 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
710 I thought you had gone to Mexico. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
711 Roger, I can see you’re going through a stage. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
712 Congratulations!!! The pandemic has finally made one of us into a social butterfly ! 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
713 Well, look who finally emerged from his cocoon! 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
714 You didn't tell me you were transitioning. 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
715 When you said that you were coming out of your cocoon, I had a different idea of what you meant. 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
716 When I said come out of your cocoon, I did not mean THAT way. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
717 Okay, tell me a little more about this new medication the doctor prescribed. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
718 Man, it took you long enough to change. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
719 Lovely, but where's the rent money. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
720 Your little flower has a headache. 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
721 Don’t worry, I know a good entomologist. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
722 I asked for a wingman, not a wing nut. 1.3663 0.06406 101 73 19 9
723 Nice try, but I'm the monarch around here. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
724 All right Tinker Bell, sprinkle some fairy dust and get me a Tab. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
725 Look who finally decided to open up. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
726 What is wrong with you? I told you, I want rainbows and unicorns. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
727 It's supposed to be a mid-life *crisis*, not a mid-life chrysalis! 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
728 I’m sorry, but you’ve changed. I miss the humble caterpillar I fell in love with. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
729 OK, so you got that part down, but you're never going to be able to sting like a bee. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
730 You took the blue pill? 1.3649 0.07594 74 54 13 7
731 Let me guess…”Tinker-Bill”? 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
732 Off to Mexico again? 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
733 No, I don't want to see how you sting like a bee! 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
734 How was Wing Night? 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
735 Look who's come out of his cocoon. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
736 Gosh Bert! You weren’t kidding when you said you thought you were morphing! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
737 I told you to come out of your shell, not your chrysalis. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
738 Now make yourself useful and clean the gutters. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
739 I suppose you get to go to Mexico now? 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
740 I see you've managed to ruin another perfectly good shirt. 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
741 Aren’t you a bit too old to be thinking of going to the Moth Ball? 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
742 No more Red Bull for you! 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
743 You’ve really changed since we got married. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
744 You’re taking credit for the tsunami, aren’t you.? 1.3636 0.06650 99 73 16 10
745 I’d much prefer you’d sting like a bee! 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
746 I thought you were going migrating. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
747 For the last time dad,NBC is not looking to replace the Peacock 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
748 Ha! You think you're a Monarch. Well,you're not! 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
749 For the last time, we're all out of milkweed. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
750 Why can't you morph into something a little more useful , Felix, like a vacuum cleaner? 1.3626 0.06904 91 67 15 9
751 Flitting from one thing to another! Can't you just commit to something? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
752 I thought you would never come out of the closet! 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
753 When I said you should grow a pair,this isn't what I meant. 1.3626 0.07078 91 68 13 10
754 yes...but you still can't get the t.v. remote to work 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
755 I knew I should have turned the lights off. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
756 I see you've been in my closet again 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
757 That’s what took you so long in the bathroom? 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
758 That’s not what they meant by “Kafkaesque.” 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
759 How creepy...I liked you better when you were a caterpillar! 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
760 Now I know what happened to my cashmere sweater 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
761 Don't expect me to say they're the most gorgeous pair I've ever seen on a man! 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
762 After decades of asking you to change, this is what you come up with? 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
763 You won’t last a day out there. 1.3605 0.07193 86 64 13 9
764 Migrate, Fred. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
765 As a matter of fact, they do make you look fat! 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
766 When you said “mid-life transformation,” I was thinking hair implants or starting a podcast. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
767 Honey, I told you to lay off the Red Bull. 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
768 Marvin, we haven't changed our no shoes in the house policy 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
769 Don’t even think about stinging like a bee. 1.3596 0.06826 89 65 16 8
770 Buzz off, Ralph! 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
771 What self-actualization nonsense are you reading this month? 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
772 I don’t care Geoffery if you’ve come out, I just wanna read my book 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
773 Nice, but I heard Frank across the street became a Monarch. 1.3587 0.07012 92 69 13 10
774 We get it. You're gay. 1.3580 0.07517 81 61 11 9
775 You're too old to change. 1.3580 0.07095 81 59 15 7
776 Great, why couldn't you settle for a red sportscar like everyone else? 1.3580 0.06164 81 55 23 3
777 Just because it's legal now doesn't mean you have to try it. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
778 Knock it off ! We're not going through that again. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
779 Lay off the Red Bull 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
780 Oh, for god's sake, stop flitting around and go fix us a grasshopper. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
781 Now you're claiming metamorphosis as a side-effect of the vaccine? 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
782 I hope you cleaned up the chrysalis! 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
783 Well, “Mr Very Hungry Caterpillar”, that food was for the party! 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
784 I don't know you anymore, George. You've changed. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
785 Flap yourself into the kitchen and make dinner. 1.3563 0.05890 87 59 25 3
786 Does this metamorphosis include doing the dishes? 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
787 Look who finally emerged after all the dishes were done. 1.3563 0.07308 87 66 11 10
788 The neighbors called. They want you to stop crashing their garden parties. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
789 You still look like an insect. 1.3556 0.05544 90 60 28 2
790 I suppose it’s those damn gummies again 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
791 I suppose you'll be migrating to Mexico next. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
792 Well, how about you migrate the garbage down to the curb for starters? 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
793 Your pheromones got here before you. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
794 A change of shirt would've be fine, it's only my parents coming over." 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
795 Emotional intimacy is the metamorphosis I was talking about. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
796 I wished for a fairy godmother! 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
797 I’m not going to pose for your damn New Yorker cover again. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
798 You're trying to get me to forget that you sting like a bee, aren't you? 1.3529 0.05966 85 58 24 3
799 So that’s what you meant when you said you were ‘going upstairs to change’ 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
800 You read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar again, didn't you? 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
801 I'd like you to cut back on the Red Bull. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
802 Well I guess it's better than my last husband, Gregor. 1.3523 0.07053 88 61 21 6
803 I hate that sweater. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
804 We're all out of nectar. I suggest migrating. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
805 Ok you float like a butterfly... but I sting like a bee! 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
806 I am the chaos that butterflies create 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
807 I said: "Play Madama Butterfly." Not turn into a damn butterfly. 1.3514 0.07559 74 55 12 7
808 You may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bee. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
809 You still have to take out the garbage. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
810 You’re still doing the dishes tonight. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
811 Why don't you just flutter over to the cozy fireplace. That'll get that smirk off your face. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
812 I could use your help changing the smoke detector battery, Frank. 1.3506 0.07570 77 58 11 8
813 They’re not yours, put it back 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
814 No. We do not have milkweed here. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
815 THAT'S why you've been in the bathroom for the last hour? 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
816 Can you at least do some dusting? 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
817 You’re not a butterfly, Herman. You’re 58. It’s just a midlife chrysalis. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
818 Please, no more 'Un Bel Di'. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
819 And Mother said you would never change 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
820 Bug off 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
821 I think you've taken this virtual reality thing a little too far, Fred. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
822 I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
823 Nice try, but we both know that underneath you're still a worm. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
824 Flewzy! 1.3488 0.07166 86 65 12 9
825 If you say "Kafkaesque" one more time I'm kicking you out. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
826 No, I'm not knitting anything for lunch. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
827 It's about damn time you came out of your cocoon! 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
828 Who unpinned you? 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
829 I just knew you were a fairy! 1.3472 0.07951 72 55 9 8
830 That’s not what I meant by Grow Up! 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
831 I told you—this is a no fly zone. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
832 You think you can just fly in here unannounced? 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
833 Migrating already? 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
834 See? I always said you’d take after your Mothra’s side of the family! 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
835 For that last time, stay away from my sweaters! 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
836 A tooth fairy for adults doesn’t make getting dentures any easier. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
837 Now that you're out of that cocoon, could you clean the gutters? 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
838 So, you really think that coming out like that is a good idea? 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
839 Stick a pin in it. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
840 What happened to the cute little caterpillar I married? 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
841 I see you're through you mid-life metamorphosis. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
842 Get over yourself; you're a moth. Now bring me a beer. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
843 Every time I turn on the light... 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
844 No matter what you do, I’M STILL A MARRIED MAN! 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
845 No, I don’t want to be pollinated. 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
846 I'm not a flower. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
847 This is not what I expected when they said men change with age. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
848 Even my imagination sucks! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
849 Don’t give me that reproduction stage look. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
850 Helicopter parent, butterfly parent, I don't give a damn what you call yourself! For chrissakes, Dad, I'm 48 years old! 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
851 So what! You’re still full of pupa! 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
852 I told you, "Ask your fairy godmother to make you a king, not a monarch." 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
853 We can watch Cocoon, but I don't think it's about what you think it's about. 1.3429 0.07851 70 53 10 7
854 No, I don't want to watch Cocoon again. 1.3425 0.07610 73 55 11 7
855 I hate to pin you down ,but where will you be sleeping ? 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
856 Is that what you been doing in your room the last few weeks? 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
857 Really? Khakis? 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
858 This happens every time you drink! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
859 I suppose you just dropped your cocoon on the floor where, as usual, you'll expect me to pick it up 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
860 I don't care how much you've changed. We're through. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
861 What did I say about flapping through the living room? Dust, Tom, dust everywhere! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
862 The change I had in mind was you doing more housework. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
863 When I said you may as well come out, I meant to dinner with the Rogers. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
864 Its still your turn to unload the dishwasher. 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
865 You know, you were much less annoying as a catepillar! 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
866 Just remember, I can still sting like a bee. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
867 When are you leaving for Mexico? 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
868 I see you’re out of your cocoon. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
869 Well, the monarch of the house has arrived. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
870 Dad, those were the gummies, not the laxatives! 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
871 Did you have a nice metamorphosis dear? 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
872 You still have to take your shoes off! 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
873 Howard your fascination with Sinatra's "Fly with me" has to stop 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
874 Now you tell me. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
875 I told you: Not in the house! 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
876 No... I most certainly don't want to spend the next two months flying to central Mexico. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
877 This is not a revelation, Howard. You weren't hiding them that well to begin with. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
878 I need a little more dishwasher emptying and a lot less flitting. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
879 Amor, it's sweet you're learning Spanish for me, but I think you've confused "mi esposa" and "mariposa"." 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
880 Don't come flying down here until you've cleaned up your chrysalis! 1.3380 0.05999 71 48 22 1
881 I told you not to set the dryer to life cycle 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
882 Something different about you, you've changed! 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
883 When I said to pick up your feet when you walk, that's not what I meant. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
884 For the fifth time Max. We are COMPLETELY out of Mulberry leaves! 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
885 Milton dreamed of being part of the monarchy. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
886 No--I have a headache. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
887 You're getting too close to my cashmere sweater. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
888 Jesus, Bert, just get a Porsche and leave me for a blonde. This is just sad. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
889 What did you do with Francis the caterpillar! 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
890 I knew I should have married Spider-Man. 1.3377 0.07758 77 60 8 9
891 Oh yeah, well I can sting like a bee. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
892 Yes,they make you look fat. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
893 Don't you leave that cocoon for me to clean up. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
894 And all I got was hot flashes. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
895 We migrated last year. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
896 You’re certainly not a monarch in this house! 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
897 I thought you were getting a cab. 1.3375 0.07323 80 61 11 8
898 You old fairy! 1.3375 0.07323 80 61 11 8
899 I was chasing the bright ELUSIVE butterfly of love… 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
900 First enlightenment,now metamorphosis? I’m canceling your library card. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
901 oh sure, you have time for metamorphosis, but you can’t take out the trash. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
902 Are you sure? Underneath this sweater, I'm a spider. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
903 not what i meant by you need to change 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
904 We're out of cashmere 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
905 Wow! You really DID go upstairs to change! 1.3373 0.07125 83 63 12 8
906 That’s not what I meant when I said you needed to change. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
907 You were warned that there could be side affects with that insecticide. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
908 Did you make silk on the bathroom floor again? 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
909 You need to stop drinking the off-brand Redbull. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
910 Everybody's coming out. Surprise me for a change. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
911 Sorry, but I just don't have time for any more of your flights of fancy. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
912 It’s about time. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
913 The least you can do is change a light bulb. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
914 For goodness’ sake Norm, the Millers will be here any minute! 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
915 It's always fight or flight with you. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
916 Did you use my deodorant again? 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
917 Next thing, you'll sting like a bee. 1.3333 0.07244 81 62 11 8
918 I don’t care whether it’s a cocoon or a chrysalis. Clean it up. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
919 OK. You win. Some people can change. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
920 You may have wings but you're no angel. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
921 You are not a butterfly, you are drunk. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
922 Where was this metamorphosis 20 years ago, Harold? 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
923 That's not what I meant I said you need to change. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
924 I told you, I straight now. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
925 Sorry, it looked better on the hanger. 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
926 We get it. You read Kafka. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
927 That's not how cocooning is supposed to end when humans do it, Gerald! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
928 Good grief, Douglas! First I had to put up with that cocoon, and now this! I hope you'll be migrating soon. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
929 You had me at larvae. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
930 I said WE needed a change! 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
931 Clearly, this cocooning at home has been going on for too long. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
932 I could care less about your “amazing”wingspan. 1.3333 0.07223 78 59 12 7
933 Someone took the Butterfly Effect too literally 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
934 I think you came out of your cocoon too late. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
935 Well that's one side effect the doctor didn't mention. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
936 I told you not to take a nap in that sleeping bag. 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
937 No! Yo are not laying eggs on my tomato plants. 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
938 I liked you better in the cocoon. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
939 You said you wanted to spread your wings, but I had no idea!” 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
940 " I suppose you'll be going outside now to flap your wings and change the future." 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
941 This is "'change?"' 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
942 Dad, this has got to stop. 1.3301 0.06381 103 79 14 10
943 I liked you better as a wallflower. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
944 Dad, I wish you'd warn me when you spike the brownies. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
945 No, I don't think if you had a crown you'd be a monarch. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
946 Sorry, it's just too little, too late. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
947 I don't care how social you are-- I'm not driving you anywhere. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
948 And let me guess, I get to clean up the chrysalis. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
949 Why couldn't you get a Corvette like every other mid life crisis? 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
950 Will you fly upstairs and get my slippers? 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
951 And you wonder why I'm not getting vaccinated. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
952 How was your day at the nuclear plant? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
953 Would you please stop hovering, Albert? 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
954 Is this some sort of mid-stage crisis? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
955 You aren't the same larva I fell in love with. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
956 They don't mind you pollinating in their garden, but people can see you when you watch them shower. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
957 ‘I thought your name was Chris, not Chrysalis’ 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
958 I can't put my finger on it, but you've changed. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
959 Seems a little early in the day to get high 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
960 I know, I know, you saw the light was on... 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
961 Flighty doesn't begin to describe you, Dad. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
962 Change my will. I want to be pinned under glass. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
963 Coming out!? Again?! 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
964 Finally, you've come out of your shell. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
965 So, you've finally evolved. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
966 Don't make me get the net! 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
967 If you try sting like a bee next, I'm outta here. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
968 I know you're a 'changed man', but I'm telling you, it's over. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
969 When you said you were "Coming Out", that's not what I expected. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
970 When do I get MY wings? 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
971 How many times can you "come out" in a lifetime? 1.3289 0.07583 76 59 9 8
972 Don't you think that's a bit dressy for the book club? 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
973 You know once the exterminator gets here, I can make no guarantees. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
974 Honestly Jules, do I look like your little buttercup? 1.3288 0.07569 73 56 10 7
975 I'm still not in the mood! 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
976 No, I'm not interested in beginning a thrilling new aspect of life. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
977 And I’m supposed to think you’ve changed? 1.3288 0.07569 73 56 10 7
978 Don't try the old 'I've gone through a metamorphosis' excuse on me! 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
979 I loved you more as a larvae. 1.3286 0.06009 70 48 21 1
980 Dammit Pete! Are those are bedroom curtains? That’s it, no more Sound of Music for you. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
981 Wait. When we met, you said you were Chris Alis. What did I not understand? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
982 Yes Howard, I do notice something different about you. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
983 I told you go easy on the Kafka. 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
984 Chester, you’ve lost weight. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
985 No, I do not want to join you for a light out. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
986 Well look who decided to finally emerge from his cocoon! Your lasagna is probably cold. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
987 I didn't even know you were pupating. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
988 OMG! You caught a new COVID variant? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
989 Woah, Uncle Bert! Had a feeling you’d be flying in sometime. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
990 They're definitely not your color. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
991 I dare you to jump off the roof. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
992 So I only need to book one seat for our flight to Florida? 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
993 You were much less annoying as a catapillar! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
994 I said to Move, not Morph! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
995 I told you not to get vaccinated 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
996 You didn't tell me you were going through metamorphosis, I thought it was a mid-life crisis!! 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
997 I just flew in. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
998 I finally sit down and now you expect me to clean up your goddamn chrysalis? 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
999 We have been cocooning through the whole lockdown 1.3247 0.07496 77 60 9 8
1000 Ok...you're carrying this social butterfly thing a little too far. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1001 Please stop drinking Red Bull 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1002 Is it me or my sweater you're eyeing so hungrily . 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1003 Stop hovering over me. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1004 Someone’s feeling social today! 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1005 Gregor! Shoes off! 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1006 Go back in your coroom. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
1007 I call this look 'the butterfly affect.' 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
1008 When you said you were going to "reinvent yourself",I imagined something less "flighty". 1.3239 0.07967 71 56 7 8
1009 Did you wipe your wings before coming into the house. 1.3239 0.07967 71 56 7 8
1010 You grin, but somewhere in Omaha there's a tornado brewing, and it's YOUR fault, Stanley! 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1011 I can tell you’re in the mood to pollinate, but I have a headache. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1012 And where was this display of whimsy, say, twenty years ago? 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
1013 I meant get the butter fried wings. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
1014 I see you've broken out of your cocoon. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
1015 I'm reading. We can pollinate later. 1.3231 0.06243 65 45 19 1
1016 Wherever you molted, remember to clean it up! 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1017 Well aren't you the social butterfly? 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1018 Stop that, George. You can't cause a hurricane at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1019 You’re still just a caterpillar to me, Fred. 1.3218 0.06838 87 67 12 8
1020 You're only out until I find a larger pin. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1021 Maybe now you’ll stop being so hungry, hungry all the time. 1.3214 0.05399 84 58 25 1
1022 Is this another phase, like the cocoon? 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1023 I thought you were cocooning. 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1024 Don't look at me—the milkweed's out back. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1025 Harry,I told you metamorphosis is not something slugs can do! 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1026 So now you want to become a social butterfly?! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1027 I am not your ladybug and you still need to take out the garbage! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1028 Dad! You had your midlife crisis LAST month! You don't get to have another one! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1029 Can I get a whoomp whoomp? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1030 Which one of you kids left the window open again? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1031 No fairy play tonight. I have a headache. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1032 I knew the holes in my sweater were getting bigger. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1033 Tripping on mushrooms again? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1034 Something’s aflutter but it isn’t my heart. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1035 Please migrate to the kitchen and bring me a snack,dear. 1.3200 0.06051 75 53 20 2
1036 Knock off the Red Bull. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1037 So, is this another flight of fancy or a kafkaesque moment? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1038 All that after watching the old movie Papillon? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1039 You know you’re really starting to bug me! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
1040 You're still ugly. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
1041 Why did you take so long to change? 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1042 And just where are you fluttering off to? 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1043 I'm not in the mood to be pollinated tonight. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1044 Wow, you've really come out of your shell. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1045 No, I don't want to see how you also sting like a bee. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1046 I, too, dream of gossamer wings. But you’re still doing the dishes. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1047 Where’s Pupa? 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
1048 Well,at least you didn’t metamorph into a cockroach. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1049 I assume you left some Red Bull for me?. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1050 That pollen well dried out long ago. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1051 This I can handle; just stop stinging like a bee. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1052 The denture fairy's trip to the nursing home. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1053 Damn you, Bernard. You promised there was nothing in those muffins you baked. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
1054 Why don’t you build a rocket like the other guys. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1055 Our latest rendition of Spider-Man's newest foe. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1056 It's really hard to hide a Red Bull relapse, Joey. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1057 Thought you left on the migration south last week. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1058 Yes, I’m very happy for you. Just stay the hell away from my sweaters. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1059 Ok, I see! Just stay out of my closet. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1060 Papillon !!! 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1061 Did you pick up our pupa from soccer? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1062 You should keep your meta-morphosis in the meta-verse, where it belongs.” 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1063 You left the toilet seat up again, you asshole. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1064 I liked you better when you were a caterpillar 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1065 We get it Hermon, you're a real social butterfly 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1066 Again? I’m sorry; I feel a headache coming on. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1067 I'm not going -- you promised it was business casual. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1068 I’m transitioning 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1069 I’m not interested in your elaborate courtship dance tonight. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1070 And here I thought you couldn't change a person. 1.3167 0.06506 60 42 17 1
1071 You're a real high-brow Kafka, aren't you? 1.3165 0.07328 79 62 9 8
1072 Now evolve into doing the dishes once in your life. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1073 You look like a fairy. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1074 Stay still, you’re turning into our mother. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1075 Will you stop flitting about 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1076 When I said that I hoped you would change, this is not what I had in mind… 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1077 Fine, we'll watch Cocoon? 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1078 I liked you better as a caterpillar. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1079 It’s about time, you’ve been in bed for ten days. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1080 Those wings are sure affecting MY weather. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1081 It was just last night you thought your life was over as a caterpillar! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1082 I don't remember this being on the CDC's list of symptoms... 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1083 You give wingnut a whole new meaning. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1084 Damnit, Arthur Pod, this was not the kind of change I was talking about! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1085 I warned you not to get vaccinated! 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1086 So I'm just sitting here with no legs and you want to flaunt your pretty wings, is that it??!! 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
1087 Great you have wings, when do I get legs 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1088 You seem to have enjoyed your stay on the Island of Dr. Moreau. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1089 Carl, why can't you just have a midlife crisis like everyone else and go buy a red sports car?!! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1090 So you'll emerge from a cocoon as a beautiful butterfly but won't go to couples therapy. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1091 Were you snacking on the sweaters again? 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1092 Sheesh, Morris, I thought that "flying away on silken wings" was a metaphor for dying! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1093 You meant literally you need to spread your wings. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1094 I don’t care how much you’ve evolved, Bernie. The moderates still won’t like you. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1095 My sister said those things can cause cyclones in South America. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1096 You'll get a swat if you were snacking on my wool sweater again! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1097 Why couldn't you just buy a Porsche or sleep with your secretary like the rest of them? 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1098 What?? You told me I should spread my wings. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1099 You're not just going to Mexico for a holiday. I know you"re never coming back! 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1100 I heard that Harold was going through a midlife-chrysalis too. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1101 Your doctor warned about side effects. I'm sure your bat wings will come back, dear. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1102 Oh, I bet you’ll lose interest once she shuts off her porch light. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1103 To be honest, I much preferred you as a caterpillar. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1104 See you later, pollinator! 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1105 That is not what I meant by "Bug off"! 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1106 Will you stop bugging me already? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1107 So, I’m still you old flame am I? 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1108 Don't you dare flutter back into this house smelling of cheap pheromones!" 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1109 Oh, for God’s sake! Just when I was getting adjusted to being married to a caterpillar! 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1110 I hope you put the cocoon in the recycling this time. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1111 I see I left the light on. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1112 Ok. It’s getting now too kafkaesque. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1113 If you wanted attention,all you had to do was ask. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1114 If you're going out, remember your mask. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1115 Dad, you need to read the instructions and download Twitter correctly. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1116 Dad,that's not what they mean when they say trans. 1.3125 0.07462 80 64 7 9
1117 Fine...you go smell the roses....while I suffer with my seasonal allergic rhinitis. 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1118 I said this is a matriarchy, not a monarchy 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
1119 So no knee replacement? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1120 No one ever said: "Be fruitful and pollenate." 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1121 Is this what you meant by calling me the "larva your life". 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1122 Super hero? You can be defeated with a box of moth balls! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1123 You're still a pest! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1124 Were you attracted to my inner glow? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1125 Wordle in one! 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1126 Forget it!...the flame went out long ago! 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1127 Why couldn’t you metamorphose into something useful, like a plumber? 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1128 You're such the social butterfly, aren't you. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1129 I see you finally got out of bed 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1130 I see the moth balls are not working. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
1131 Oh look. A butthead-fly. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1132 Must you flutter around the issue? 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
1133 Just keep away from the lights. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1134 That’s nice, but can you sting like a bee? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
1135 If you've been in the wardrobe, I'm releasing the gecko. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1136 That's not deterministic chaos, Mort. You just knocked over the lamp. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1137 I thought you wanted to cocoon. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1138 No, Marvel Comics didn't call yet. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
1139 Don't tell me, you have a date. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1140 Most people just come out of the closet. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1141 I still don't believe you're capable of real change, Gary. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1142 You can't wear those wings to the club ! 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1143 You should see what 'the change' is doing to me. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1144 Retirement has changed you. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1145 I'm glad YOU think it was worth the wait! 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1146 I could never pull that off but on you it works. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1147 Dad! Get back in the closet! 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1148 When I said “you need to get out of your shell Larry”, this is not what I meant! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1149 Glad to see you resolved your mid-life chrysalis. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1150 Not until you get your piolet's license Dad! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1151 Flit somewhere else 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1152 Well...look who's come out of his coccoon! 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1153 You've been snacking on the sweaters again, haven't you? 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
1154 Well, you've been sleeping long enough! 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1155 What version of COVID do you have 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1156 Now off you go Wilbur to show Orville how it is done. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1157 Well, this explains all the latest chaos. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1158 New glasses,Phil? 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
1159 This is not the kind of cocooning our therapist was talking about. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1160 Stop it Leo! I'm not your little flower. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1161 Don't worry, I'm not going to try and pin you down. 1.3077 0.08915 52 41 6 5
1162 That fairy look does not become you. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1163 Too little, too late Bob. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1164 I told you to go easy on the Red Bull! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1165 Maybe now you will stop and smell the flowers once in a while. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1166 While you're up, mind grabbing me some nectar? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1167 You’re just flapping that virus all over the place! 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1168 I just don't think you should be flying at night anymore. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1169 You always have to be different! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1170 Too little, too late! 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1171 Tooth fairy? Did you come to help me find my dentures? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1172 How much did you pay for those things? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1173 I light a candle for some solitary meditation, and Bam! You seem to be drawn to interrupt me. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1174 Okay, Dad. You can go out, but let me write down what you're wearing in case you get lost. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1175 Meta- what? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1176 Two years of living in a cocoon, and you're the one who turns into a butterfly. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1177 What are you all in a flutter about? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1178 I guess SOMEONE is ready to come out of the Covid cocoon!! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1179 So now do you think you can metamorphosis the dirty dishes?? 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1180 Sure, Henry, you told me you'd change. But it's just too late now. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1181 You really have changed! 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1182 I don't care how pretty you look. I'm not flying with you until COVID is over. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1183 How long were you in there? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1184 So did you get the job at NBC? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1185 I liked you better when you were a caterpillar and would come crawling when I called 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1186 Does it look like there's any nectar in here? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1187 I’m sorry but not all of us are having such a productive pandemic 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1188 I guess this explains why the trash hasn't been taken out for 10 to 14 days. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1189 You left the hatch open again! 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1190 Yes, I think you're cute. But stop hovering over me. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1191 Yes, I can see that you float like a butterfly. But can you sting like a bee? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1192 How is it you're always so cheery in the morning before coffee? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1193 Now, that was devious! you didn't explain when you said your part in the play is that of a Monarch. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1194 I'm not putting on the porch light again" 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1195 "I thought you'd never leave that cocoon. Go empty the dishwasher." 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1196 Alex,turn on the lights,please. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1197 Kafka, if you must self-identify as an insect, I suppose you could do worse. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1198 Is that why there's been a cocoon in the garage for three weeks? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1199 if I wanted legs and wings I would have ordered a Chicken!" 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1200 You may have changed, but you're still an accountant. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1201 Oh, fuck. OK, whatever. 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
1202 No, I have not always wanted to dress like Mr. Tilley.” 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
1203 Why can't you just wear a tie like everyone else? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1204 Is this "Poker Night with the Boys" a weekly thing now? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1205 Oh, fly off. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
1206 yeah........and you sting like a bee 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1207 It was a root canal!! I didn’t get to keep the tooth. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1208 I told you climate change would bring out the best in you sooner rather than later 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1209 This is why I keep telling you to turn off the lights. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1210 You still have to wash the dishes, Perry. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1211 I'm sorry, your butterfly effect is not going to change anything this time!" 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1212 So, you're done cocooning? 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1213 When I said 'grow a pair' , I wasn't talking about wings 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1214 It's only January. Check back in three months and we'll see. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1215 Just because we’re going out you don’t have to be so literal. 1.3026 0.07497 76 61 7 8
1216 I can't imagine why you think that would impress me. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1217 See? I told you Gary, everyone goes through puberty, even the late bloomers. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
1218 Don't look so smug. If you bothered to read the warning label you would have read that butterflies only live for 2 to 6 weeks. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1219 That’s one way to keep the floors clean 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1220 Some of us are not content to just float through life 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1221 If the republicans win in November that's not gonna fly. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1222 Right, you float like a Butterfly and I sting like a Bee. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1223 You don't have to fly downstairs, just text me next time. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1224 Do you always just have to fly away when we argue? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1225 Yes, yes, of course, I noticed! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
1226 Every time I try to concentrate you come fluttering by 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1227 I see your cocooning has really paid off,Harold. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1228 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Monarchy. I get it now. Very clever, big sir. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1229 Well, well, well. Look who finally emerged from the bathroom. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
1230 While you're out flitting from flower to flower, just remember who cooks your meals, washes your clothes, etc., etc., ... 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1231 Wow! You weren't kidding about coming out! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1232 So you've stopped coccooning...big deal. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1233 I said "fly away," not "fly my way." 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1234 Isn’t it about time you settled down?! 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1235 I was expecting a moth. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1236 Not ANOTHER outfit from Studio 54 in the 70s. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1237 Why do you seem to hover every time I turn on my reading lamp? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
1238 You have the strangest allergic reactions... 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1239 Honestly! If you want to read my New Yorker, you can just ask. I'm not playing Eustice to your butterfly anymore! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1240 Cut it out. Dust is flying all over the place" 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
1241 Sorry, I’ve already been pollinated twice today. 1.3000 0.07973 70 57 5 8
1242 if you want to change do it outside 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1243 Cut it out; you're going to give fairies a bad name. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1244 That is not the butterfly effect, Brad. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1245 You know I hate when you flit about, thinking you're the monarch of the house. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1246 I don’t care if you’re a monarch, you still need to do the dishes. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
1247 Don't tell me she swept you off your feet?! (by subscriber Donald Haskin, Philadelphia, PA) dhaskin34@gmail.com 1.2982 0.08658 57 46 5 6
1248 I thought you were going out for chicken wings 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
1249 You and your Viagra. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1250 I see you're tired of cocooning too! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1251 A rose, a daisy, a petunia, I don't care! As far as I'm concerned, you should just go Polinate Yourself! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
1252 Oh get back in your cocoon and stop bothering me. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1253 I won't go any faster with you hovering over me! 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
1254 I thought your inner man was gay, not a social butterfly. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1255 If you're going out, at least put on a different sweater. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1256 Now do you believe me that Kafka is not bedtime reading? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1257 Sure, I’ll let you go, but if you don’t come back, you were never mine! 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1258 Honey, the Butterfly variant is here! 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1259 No, I don't want you to flap your wings and change the weather half a world away. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1260 I guess you can get rid of all your shoes now. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1261 Geez... I was just getting comfortable with the transgender thing. Now what? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1262 It's about time you got out of that cocoon. I thought you were going to sleep until springtime. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1263 Harold, I am not flying to Mexico with you! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1264 Wings, schmings. It's the new glasses I can't stand. 1.2958 0.07871 71 58 5 8
1265 Yes,Mr. Papillon-Mariposa,I know that every language has a different word for "butterfly!" 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1266 We need to talk about the electric bill. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1267 Now you want to change? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1268 I know you said you don’t see it, but you’ve changed. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1269 Yes, but do you get frequent flyer points? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1270 Look who the wind blew in! 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1271 Maybe instead of coming up with new forms of transportation, you could actually go to AA and get your drivers license back. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1272 I hope you put your chrysaslis out on the curb! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1273 I told you to lay off the Red Bull. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1274 Funny how you come out of your cocoon when you start getting hungry. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1275 You still look like a caterpillar to me. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1276 I thought I told you to stop drinking Red Bull. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1277 I told you to leave your wings at the door! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1278 Off-brand Redbull again, huh? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1279 No, I am not interested in you extending your proboscis! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1280 That’s it, you’re grounded. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
1281 It beats you flapping your gums. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1282 When you said you were exploring Metamorphoses, I thought you meant Ovid. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1283 I don't care if you do learn to sting like a bee - I'm not calling you The Greatest! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1284 And just where have you been? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1285 So, did you find the edibles? 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
1286 So I see you didn't go with the walker" 1.2941 0.08131 68 56 4 8
1287 The 2nd red bull might have been one too many ~ 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1288 I’m flattered that you still try to court me, but sometimes I just want to be left alone. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1289 Why can’t you be more like a fly on the wall? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1290 Please don’t hover near me while I’m reading Kafka. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1291 I’m all for it, if they’ll help you clean the gutters. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1292 Don't even think about touching this sweater. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1293 This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to evolve, Harold. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1294 Are you here because you want to see me or because I left the light on?" 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1295 Zip your fly 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1296 I'm not pretending you're "The Tooth Fairy". 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1297 No I don't want to go pollinate with the old man. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1298 I don’t care. I’m still not drinking Red Bull. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1299 I wish your smug attitude would have a metamorphosis, too. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1300 Dang it, Dad -- stop trying to get me to change and go to the light! 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1301 No, I don't think they make you look more attractive! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1302 You know, you’re a real pest… 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1303 Better. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1304 A social butterfly you ain't. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1305 that’s the last time I’m smoking anything! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1306 Harold, I don't CARE you took a Viagra! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1307 I hate when you hover! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1308 OK, so what did you cause this time, an earthquake or another tsunami? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1309 You can’t just bat your wings at me and smile. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1310 I told you acid would get you into trouble. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1311 I guess it's milkweed for dinner then? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1312 I said “When pigs fly” 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1313 This? After what you said about my lasagna? 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1314 I see you are off your meds! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1315 What next? You gonna sting like a bee? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1316 Oh Steve, you're back - How was Mexico? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1317 What are you smiling about? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1318 I suppose I should be grateful it wasn't a fly in that thing. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1319 You’re taking up boxing? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1320 Really Harold... at your age? 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1321 Do you have to make such a big deal in coming out? 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1322 How on earth did you break out of that cocoon? I used duct tape. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1323 It's your wardrobe that needs the metamorphosis, Bernard." 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1324 Well, you’re no longer the worm I married. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1325 You'll do anything to avoid walking 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
1326 This is not what I mean by putting on something "a little more colourful". 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1327 Let me guess: you finally got a second follower on TikTok. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1328 I was skeptical, but the new you IS a 'Disney/Kafka fantasy mashup.' Bravo. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
1329 I’m not in the mood to pollinate. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1330 I know, I know: we bloom at different stages in our life. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1331 I’m not in the mood tonight!! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1332 You call that flying? You're only 6 inches off the ground. 1.2899 0.07753 69 56 6 7
1333 What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other pair I got you? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1334 What now? The Great Migration? 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
1335 Why are you all dressed up? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1336 Did you take out the garbage? 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1337 Look who emerged from his chrysalis with the same nose. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1338 No, now that you’re a monarch does not mean you no longer have to do the dishes. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1339 No, I don’t want to mount you. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1340 I'd better not find your chrysalis on the floor again. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1341 One more time and I swat you. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1342 I liked you better in the space suit from last week's cartoon." 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1343 Cockroach wasn't good enough for you? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1344 You're still just a worm to me. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
1345 No longer coccooning? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1346 I've told you already. No flying in the house. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1347 I knew you were up to something when you asked to turn the heat up. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1348 When I said, "Go upstairs and change." that's not what I meant! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1349 Can you flutter more quietly! I swear ever since your midlife metamorphosis you've become intolerable. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1350 Now we're fairies again, right? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1351 Did you drink all the Red Bull again? 1.2879 0.07714 66 53 7 6
1352 Not one more flutter out of you,mister. Fiji isn't ready for another typhoon. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1353 Those clash with your shirt. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
1354 Clever, but Metamorphosis was about a cockroach. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1355 I enjoy change, too, but do have to be so dramatic? 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1356 30 years too late, Harold. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1357 No! I do not have any pollen! 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1358 Do you still snore? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1359 And I suppose you’re two hours late for dinner because of unfavorable winds? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1360 Did you close the garage door? 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1361 Usually, you get butterflies in your stomach. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1362 Edwin,we need to talk. You’ve been a little flighty lately. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1363 Shouldn't you be migrating south for the winter? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1364 2022 is my year of metamorphosis. 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1365 So now you are literally droning on and on! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1366 Instead of haunting me, can’t you just molt or something? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1367 I liked you better when you were just flapping your mouth. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1368 You can stand down; I shall henceforth use “they” ! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1369 No, I'm still pupating. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1370 You're still a worm! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1371 I preferred it when you stung like a bee. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1372 Still trying to one-up your cousin Gregor? 1.2857 0.07977 63 51 6 6
1373 If you start one more tsunami this week, the wings go! 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1374 I wish you would spread them somewhere else! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1375 Honey, you’re wasting your time. You’re not getting invited to the Met Gala. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1376 I'm listening to 'Flight of the Bumblebee,' not 'Madame Butterfly!' 1.2857 0.08341 56 45 6 5
1377 Where have you been? Mexico? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1378 I did not say "Merry Chrysalis!!!" 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1379 Aha! So you ARE a flight risk! 1.2857 0.08722 56 46 4 6
1380 Just because my lights on doesn't mean you can just fly in anytime you want! 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1381 Harold, I thought you'd already migrated. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1382 You can't expect to mend things on a wing and a prayer. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1383 You’re pushing it Gregor! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1384 At least therapy is working for one of us. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1385 No, I'm not going to turn on my reading light 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1386 No, I don’t think you look like a fairy! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1387 I can see you’re ‘bright’—but I’d prefer it if you’d go back to being ‘elusive’. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1388 What's her name? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1389 You're metamorphized already? The Johnsons aren't coming until 7:00. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1390 Well, good luck with that. I'm just gonna take my chances flying the normal way, like everybody else. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1391 You missed the antennae. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1392 I know that look....you're not stinging this bee. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1393 I'm staying in! I'm just not a social butterfly like you! 1.2836 0.07610 67 54 7 6
1394 Isn't it time for you to migrate somewhere? 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1395 Don't expect me to be all matchy-matchy. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1396 Fine, I'll get out the pupa scooper. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1397 You and that ridiculous Micro dosing diet 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
1398 I see you've really taken to Kafka. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1399 Can you stop all the flitting about? It's starting to get annoying. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1400 Frankly I see you more of a moth 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
1401 Dad, if you have to come out, why can't you do it like everyone else? 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1402 The mushrooms were excellent. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1403 I told you those brownies were for the party! 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1404 I can’t ignore it any more, Keith—you’ve changed. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1405 So you discovered where I hid the magic loafers." 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
1406 You weren’t exaggerating when you said VERY hungry. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1407 You sleep all day and then come flying in here expecting to find some honey. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1408 No. As long as you have no fever or cough, you’re fine. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1409 Yeah, yeah, when you were my age you’d been on 14 New Yorker covers. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
1410 Testing new cures again, I see. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1411 No, you can't borrow a cup of sugar water. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1412 Enough metaphors. Just accept that you'll never change. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1413 Harold,no one likes a show off ! 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1414 I had a funny feeling about your midlife crysalis. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1415 You're 45 years old George. Are you just going to flutter your whole life away? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1416 wow, you're finally out of your room for once...what a social butterfly. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1417 That isn't the metamorphasis I meant! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1418 Frankly, I liked you better when you were in the pupa stage. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1419 30 years of marriage and now you decide to come out. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1420 Cut it out, Gerald! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1421 You can flap those wings all you like, but that doesn’t change the fact that your so-called metamorphosis leaves a lot to be desired. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1422 Yes, you float like a butterfly, yeah sure. But your stinger is small like a bee's. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
1423 That's great, dear, but I'm going to need to see some behavioral changes as well. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1424 For the last time. No, you can't borrow my wool sweater! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1425 So you were literally cocooning over the last few days? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1426 you should've just bought a convertible! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1427 No. Gregor isn't home. Something was bugging him, so he went out. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1428 Oh please! We have not been cocooning that long! 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
1429 Not now John, our guests are about to arrive 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
1430 Mid-life metamorphosis. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1431 Good nap? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1432 I haven’t seen or heard from you in weeks and now you think you can just float back into my life? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1433 What's with the smirk? My feet are off the ground too. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1434 Why are you so upset? I thought you told me to wing it. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1435 Bitcoin's back up! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1436 Aren’t you a little old for that? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1437 Do we need to talk about your 23 and me results? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
1438 Are you mixing and matching your drugs again? 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1439 Well look who finally emerged. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1440 Told you it was just a midlife chrysalis. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1441 Well, you look better than you did in your pupa stage, but not by much. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1442 Watch out. Johnny, next door, is working on his fifth grade insect collection. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1443 Honestly! Can't you mid-life crisis like everybody else? 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1444 How do you know you're not destroying property somewhere? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1445 Dad, I'm glad you came out of the closet, but I hope you didn't eat holes in my sweaters. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1446 So that’s where you’ve been the last two weeks! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1447 I thought you wanted to cocoon tonight! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1448 Stan! I'm watching NETFLIX! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1449 I sad pupa not Poppa . 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1450 Fine! But I'M still cocooning! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1451 What's next? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1452 Knock it off! This is no time to be a social butterfly - there's a pandemic going on. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1453 So that's what the second booster shot is for. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1454 Hey Joe, did you forget your redbull again? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
1455 When I said "let's wing it" for dinner tonight, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1456 Come on Dad. You just scared the bejesus out of me. You gotta stop showing up like this! I got you the nice funeral, the nice urn for your. ashes. Would you please just get back in there? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1457 Dad, I told you to keep your hands off of my gummies! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
1458 Yes, it is Ray Bradbury’s A Sound of Thunder. Why do you ask? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1459 Ah, so this is “The Big Change”? Whoop di do. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1460 But what about all the things you can't do? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1461 Big deal, you're done cocooning. Well, I'm not! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1462 All right, all right dear. You're a butterfly and not a moth. Now what? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1463 Wow, Bob, you’ve really changed. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1464 Well I guess this solves the mystery of who drank my milk thistle. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1465 No pollinating until I finish this chapter. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1466 Let me guess, no need to wait up, right? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1467 My wish is for you to go away. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1468 They cancelled my flight 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1469 Honey, we’re out out chocolate cake, ice-cream cones, pickles, swiss cheese, salami, lollipops, cherry pie, sausage, cupcakes, and watermelon. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1470 You may be a monarch, but don’t forget I’m still queen around here. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1471 I hope you didn’t leave a wet cocoon on the bathroom floor 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1472 I know you love 'The Crown' but this is taking your obsession with Monarchs too far! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1473 I sure picked a bad week to quit drinking. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1474 So I guess you will be stinging like a bee? 1.2785 0.06963 79 64 8 7
1475 Well a lot’s happened while you were in your cocoon mister! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1476 I heard you up in the middle of the night. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1477 I liked you better in your larval form. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1478 Hey Mom! I think Dad’s going to the Sydney gay Mardi Gras after all. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1479 I hope you didn't leave that empty cocoon lying on the floor. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1480 They're blaming you for the hurricane in the Philippines. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1481 Knock it off Bob or I'll let the Iguana out of its cage! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1482 The change I was talking about involved the cap on the toothpaste. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1483 Looks like the pigs kidney had some side effects. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1484 What's the big deal? I knew you were a fairy when I married ya. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1485 I take it the procedure was a success, then? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1486 I take it back—I prefer you as a cocoon. 1.2769 0.05593 65 47 18 0
1487 Cocooning worked out for me. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1488 No, I will not refer to you as The Monarch. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1489 You don’t look like The Tooth Fairy! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1490 For the last time,you are not my fairy god brother-get lost!! 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1491 You might be the king of our castle, but a Monarch is pushing it. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
1492 I distinctly said "You can be the mother." 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1493 well Mr. Butterfly no more excuse on taking out the garbge 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1494 Marge! Your inflatable floated down the stairs again. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1495 Well, look what seventeen years of marriage just blew in. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1496 Mother told me you’d always be a social butterfly. 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1497 I've already told you I am not going to Mexico! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1498 I underestimated your eagerness to cocoon on a long winter weekend. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1499 So, which is it today - dreaming you're a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming you're you? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1500 It’s about time you came out of your cocoon! 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1501 Just this once,can we dispense with the “Sting Like a Bee” part? 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1502 You're not wearing that shirt with those wings to dinner. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1503 And you think she is going to believe in the tooth fairy when she sees you? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1504 Hey Fred, the lit candle is on the table to your left. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1505 I told you that you had taken 'Covid Cocooning' a bit too far. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1506 Oh. I see you changed. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1507 We’ve already discussed this. Will you please stop hovering? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1508 Morph yourself. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1509 Morphing into retirement is coming along nicely! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1510 'Dear, I told you it wasn't FDA-approved.' 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1511 Well good for you but I’m still happy to cocoon. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1512 If I turn the light out, will you leave? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1513 But we agreed to cocoon. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1514 Elusive? Maybe. Bright? NO. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1515 The biology experiments in the basement are going well, I see. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1516 So, how was your flight? 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1517 I meant 'gay' as in happier. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1518 OK. You have finally impressed me. I'll mate with you now. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
1519 Do you realize you've worn that shirt three days in a row? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1520 I want legs, not wings! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1521 Can we just watch Masterpiece Theater without the theatrics? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1522 Just winging it today? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
1523 Get that smug look off your face. A week ago you were a caterpillar. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1524 You won't fool Eustice. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1525 Very nice, but I'm still not investing in your gene editing company. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1526 So that’s what you meant by “transitioning.” 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1527 OK, the makeover definitely helped, but I still am not sleeping with you! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1528 Is THIS what you meant by coming out?! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1529 Oh good, now maybe you’ll migrate. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1530 Really. Just say you'd like to be in Mexico for winter. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1531 I see you've finally emerged from your cocoon. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1532 No! I won't call you "Mothra." 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1533 Oh, good. This should make it easier for you to clear the gutters. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
1534 As long as you're up, can you grab me a beer? 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1535 Did you drink my Red Bull again? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1536 Did you bring the hummus? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1537 I told you not to read the CliffsNotes version of Metamorphosis 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1538 I get it. You're leaving. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1539 Metamucil not metamorphosis! 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
1540 I'm just sick of you saying " Stop and smell the roses, Joe" 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1541 If you're such a 'new man,' try unloading the dishwasher for once. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1542 There are easier ways of keeping your shoes off the carpet. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1543 Beat it! I'm cocooning. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1544 I wish I could take naps like you. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
1545 I’m not ready yet. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1546 You experienced metamorphosis ... but you haven't changed at all. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1547 This is not the change I was talking about! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1548 For the umpteenth time, I'm not interested in flying to Mexico for the winter. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1549 We're all out of pollen. You'll have to put it on the list. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1550 After all these years, you still give me butterflies. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1551 Seriously,Harold? I went through menopause and you got wings? 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
1552 What?! I thought we were hibernating during lockdown,not cocooning! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1553 Damnit Harold...why are you flying around here when I'm trying to read? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1554 What did I tell you about reading Kafka before bedtime? 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1555 I just don't know who you are anymore 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1556 Nice of you to finally migrate downstairs. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
1557 That’s swell, Ron. Now do ‘Stings like a bee’. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1558 Nice to see you out of your cocoon 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1559 Seriously?! We can't fly anywhere right now. Put your wings back in the closet and we'll order take out. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1560 I see Mr. Prance Around has even a bigger ego today. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
1561 I hope you didn’t leave your chrysalis on the bedroom floor. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1562 It's a little late for this, don't you think? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1563 I don’t care if it is a metaphor, you’re creating a draft. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1564 Dad, getting high doesn't mean you have to fly to do it. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1565 Do you want to get swatted again? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1566 Now you are going to have to move to México. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1567 Would you please stop harping on chaos theory? I'm trying to finish 'Lord of the Flies.' 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1568 Come on Leo!! Do you think you can flit in and out of here anytime you please? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1569 Not exactly what Marge had in mind when she told her husband to sprout a pair 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1570 How was Mexico?? 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1571 Trying out your butterfly effect? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1572 So you CAN change. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1573 When I said we should cocoon during the pandemic, that's not what I meant! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1574 No wings in the house! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1575 OK, I'll winter with you in the forests of southwestern Mexico. But, I'll have to fly commercial. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1576 You think you can just flutter in while I'm still pupating?? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1577 Steve, you're hovering again. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1578 Look who just got out of quarantine 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1579 No,I don't think you can cause a hurricane halfway across the world! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1580 You were lower maintenance whenever you were a caterpillar. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1581 I so preferred the larval stage of our relationship. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1582 Oh, hi TinkerBill. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1583 Well look who came our of his cocoon 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1584 Ah, I thought I felt a draft. Please shut the window. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1585 You've been in a cocoon for days and you just expect me to be happy to see you? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1586 Dammit, this is why I got rid of that yellow light bulb. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1587 My friend, this is your time to expand your wings and prosper. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1588 You're back? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1589 Harold, have you been shopping online again? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1590 Count yourself lucky, the Samsa boy next door got it so much worse 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1591 I preferred the cocoon. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1592 Nice try, Men never change 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1593 First you crawl around the ground, then you hang in a chrysalis, now you just flit around the house. I just need some predictability. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1594 You're always trying to cause chaos. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1595 Well look who emerged from his mid-life chrysalis. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1596 I suppose this means you won’t be taking out the garbage anymore? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1597 Not now! Go back to your cocoon! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1598 Wow, shaving off your mustache really was a transformation! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1599 I don’t know if The West Wing is on. And must you hover while I read ? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
1600 I told you to buzz off! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1601 Some men can change, Alice. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
1602 I feel a draft. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1603 You've been listening to Mariah Carey again, haven't you? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1604 I hope you did not leave your chrysalis where everyone could see it! 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1605 I’m not roleplaying emerging variants again. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1606 No, I am not interested in pollination tonight. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1607 Yea its me, the Tooth Fairy. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
1608 Not quite what I meant when I said “go change.” 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1609 Really committing to your ‘be more of a social butterfly’ resolution, I see. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1610 Cocoon, shmuckoon! You'll never get back upstairs in that get up. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1611 Hank, stop metamorphizing! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1612 How about that, when you flap your wings I do get annoyed. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1613 I suppose now you expect to go to Mexico? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1614 I told you to take your shoes off! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1615 Metamorphosis, metashmorphasis, Harold. You still need to empty the garbage. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1616 Not tonight, I’m too tired. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1617 I always thought you were a bit of a fairy. Congratulations! 1.2687 0.07838 67 56 4 7
1618 I'm about to sting like a bee if you insist on wearing those." 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1619 So, you finally came out of the chrysalis. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1620 I bet you can't even spell the word "commitment"... 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1621 I thought you ate that sweater. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1622 That reminds me, have you fixed that hole in the screen door yet? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1623 You were supposed to butterfly the brisket, not yourself, dear. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1624 Look, we’ve all been cocooned but it doesn’t mean you’re the one that gets to spread your wings 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1625 No, you do not look gnat. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1626 Horizontal stripes! Icarus, I TOLD you they make you look fat! 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1627 That doesn't make you social. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1628 Great...just stay away from my sweater drawer 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1629 Tell your mother its one-way to Mexico this year or I'm pulling your wings off! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1630 Are you trying to tell me something that I don't already know? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1631 You’ve changed for real this time? I’ve heard that before. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1632 Wipe that smirk off your face and that pollen off your collar! 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1633 I liked it better when you were going through your caterpillar phase. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1634 Just once I’d like to be able to go to the museum and not have some old man try to nail me. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1635 Honey, there sure have been a lot more typhoons since you stopped using the stairs. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1636 So glad the lessons worked. I hope this means you're done eating the houseplants. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
1637 You are so annoying! You're like a moth to a flame. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1638 Do I look fat in this? Be honest 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1639 No, you can't have a bite of my sweater. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1640 No! I’ll just pupate right here. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1641 You can be my Wing Man anytime! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1642 So now I suppose you want some nectar. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1643 Okay, so you're coming out--I don't think that's what it means. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1644 You have to decide now. The table lamp or me? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1645 Of course you're a fairy, but do you have to be so damn obvious about it 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
1646 Dad. While most guys are rolling over in their grave, you're playing Broadway show tunes that Mom definitely would NOT have approved of while you were alive. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1647 Metamorphis? Now? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1648 I was hoping for the bluebird of happiness, not the gypsy moth of the ridiculous. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
1649 Honey, I told you, you’re NOT Muhammad Ali! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1650 I asked Alexa, to find the Man of La Mancha. Not the Man of La Moth-a. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1651 That flutter you're feeling is not your AFib. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1652 If you are trying to convince me that this is a monarchy, try again." 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1653 How about a butterfly that dreams it's a man who needs to take the garbage out? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1654 You still have to keep your shoes by the door. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1655 I see you finally decided to come out of your cocoon. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1656 I see that you've had a metamorphosis; you needn't be so flamboyant about it. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1657 Well, at least one of us had a good night’s sleep. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1658 So, you’re finally up. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
1659 Hm... They're gonna say it was the Vaccine. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1660 Could you be any more dramatic! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1661 You're so gay! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1662 I rather prefer the paisley. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1663 No,Barnaby was my grandfather,and where is your fedora? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1664 Did you drink that Red Bull I left in the kitchen? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1665 You’re too early 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1666 I liked it better when you were hanging around in the attic. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
1667 Are you high right now,Melvyn? 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
1668 I'll bet you can't sting like a bee? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1669 Oh my, look who finally decided to come out of his cocoon. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1670 I've got no arms and no legs and this is how you enter the room. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1671 I said to bring out the Crystal Light, not get out of the chrysalis 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1672 So this means you'll stop hogging the blankets? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1673 Omg ! therapy really works 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1674 You can’t fool me… I just saw the caterpillar crawl under the sofa. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1675 There's a big difference between fluttering and fooling around 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1676 Gregor Samsa would hate you. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1677 You're supposed to micro-dose those psychedelics Bob. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1678 You have always been a flighty person but I never noticed the wings 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1679 Use your indoor imagination. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1680 Yeah, but you sting like a bee. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1681 You were less annoying as a chrysalis. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1682 You don't have to take your boxing instructors advice so literally 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1683 Honey I forgot I even had these! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1684 You know the warning said that taking too many blue pills could cause you to flutter! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1685 I’d be more impressed if you just took out the garbage without me asking three times. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
1686 Okay, as long as you don't sting like a bee. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1687 No! I don't want to go out and check out some flowers. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1688 You aren't the larva I married. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1689 No, I am not in the mood to cross-pollinate with you! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1690 Now I suppose you need a prayer. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1691 I love you but, honestly, sometimes you're such a goddamn faggot! 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
1692 (What)Witch did you replace? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1693 I emphatically refuse to call my husband Madam Butterfly! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1694 Marvin, I think you've taken this cocooning schtick a little too far. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1695 It's about time you came out of the closet. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1696 I thought you meant you were going to get Buffalo wings. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1697 Will you stop hovering around me I am reading. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
1698 This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to change 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1699 This changes everything. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1700 Be home by midnight. 1.2623 0.05679 61 45 16 0
1701 Kafka was a beetle, not a bloody butterfly! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1702 I said, "Let's butterfly the meat tonight" not "Let's butterfly and meet tonight." 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
1703 This will explain the holes I found in my sweater. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1704 Wings. No wings. It doesn't matter. You're name is Larry. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1705 Remember the DNA game I bought online? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1706 Is this the change that's gonna come? 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
1707 Does this mean our trip to Cancun is back on? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1708 When did you give up real estate, Mr. Burnside, and go into the pollen delivery service? 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
1709 Stop hovering. I swear I’ve disposed of all of the moth balls. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
1710 I really admire your commitment to change, but don't you think this is getting out of hand? 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
1711 Is your midlife chrysalis over now? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1712 Yeah I know we’re a married Gay couple. But I’d rather not broadcast it around. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1713 Can't you just walk into a room like everyone else? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1714 Looks like someone has gotten the butterflies. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
1715 Is that what you mean by "winging it"? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1716 Harold. Are you going to fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1717 I thought you would pretend not be a fairy when we go visit my parents. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1718 I thought you lost a little weight during the pandemic, but this a total transformation! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1719 So you didn’t qualify for the white ones? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1720 No more milkweed! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1721 Did you get your hair cut? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1722 You're hard to pin down 1.2609 0.07885 46 36 8 2
1723 I told you to take it easy on the edibles. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1724 I said BUZZ OFF! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1725 Bernard, all this flitting around is really starting to bug me. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1726 Don't give me that "had to spread my wings" crap. I want a divorce. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1727 Don’t you flap your wings at me! 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
1728 You may be a Monarch, but that doesn't make you the boss of me. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
1729 It's transgender, not trans-species. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
1730 So that explains all the holes in my woolens! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1731 I don't care how delicious the damn nectar is. I'm not emerging until I'm good and ready. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1732 You've confused metamorphoses with hubris 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1733 What took you so long? 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1734 I take it this means we're not taking the subway today. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1735 Who the hell are you? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1736 I could have swore that was a caterpillar costume yesterday. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1737 No way in hell you're getting me up in that,Orville. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1738 You're STILL no monarch! 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1739 Well, it's better than that 'I want to be a caterpillar' phase that you went through. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1740 Did you remember to buy the cat food? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1741 Were you drinking out of the hummingbird feeder again? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1742 I liked you more when you came in crawling on your hands and knees 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1743 Well, that’s quite a metamorphosis you had in the bathroom. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1744 Well this was an unexpected side effect of the Cialis... 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1745 No,honey,this changes nothing 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1746 Butterflies can too buzz off! 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1747 Be reasonable Fred. You can’t expect the rest of us to go on an all nectar diet. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1748 Looks like group therapy is altering your perspectives… 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1749 I think you've been reading too much Kafka, George. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1750 They're nice, but I said to pick up batter-fried wings. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1751 How was the flight? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1752 Have you been binge watching Hanibal Lecter movies again? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1753 And I thought you were in Covid quarantine for the last two weeks! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1754 Gregor Samsa, you stop that metamorphosis nonsense right now. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1755 No, that’s not as ‘transformative’ as my menopause. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1756 Please, I'm tired of hearing about your metamorphosis! 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
1757 I liked you better when you were larvae . 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1758 For the last time! Yes. I see you. So what?? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1759 So THAT'S what LSD does 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1760 I hope you kept the receipt. Those aren’t going to fly. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
1761 Did you have a good nap? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1762 It's true you're a delightful fairy, but it's not quite what I had in mind when I answered your ad. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
1763 That’s a shame. I really liked that shirt. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1764 I told you cocooning wasn't a good idea. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1765 You can stop with the smug look. I don't want to be a butterfly. 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
1766 When I get them mine will be bigger and more astonishing. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1767 Not what I meant when I said order some wings for the Super Bowl party. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1768 Don't be ridiculous. Unicorns aren't real. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1769 she gave me too many butterflies 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1770 Dad, you've tried other hovering strategies and the didn't work either. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1771 Let me guess…you also sting like a bee 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1772 Put a pin in it, Harold. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1773 It's just like you to fly off when we need to deal important issues 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1774 Harold, this constant need for attention, is getting out of hand! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1775 Well, I guess you really are a sensitive little butterfly 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1776 Metamorphosis, schmedamorphosis! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1777 The butterfly effect won't help you now! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1778 I guess I was wrong for calling you a little WORM. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1779 Did you get a haircut? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1780 You've seen Cocoon one time too many 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1781 Does this mean you will stop eating all the plants? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1782 Jeez, Harold! Thank God you're in black and white! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1783 Don't forget, you are an INSECT, Fred! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
1784 Stop flapping your wings and acting so damn happy when I don't even have legs!! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1785 Did I forget to turn off the porch light again? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
1786 Mother always referred to you as flighty. Now this proves it. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1787 But have you put out the recycling? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1788 Come on Dad, we talked about this, not in house. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1789 No, Jerry. I don't want to see your mothballs. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1790 Not tonight George, I have a headache! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1791 I know what it is! You got a new shirt. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1792 When I said you should spread your wings I meant we should start seeing other people. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1793 Oh for chrissake, Kevin, we dated in high school. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1794 Can’t you just come out like a normal person? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1795 I preferred you as a helicopter parent. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1796 Everyone is really sick and tired of mutations, Gerald. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1797 Yeah, nice. Now who's going to clean up that chrysalis thingy? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
1798 I liked you better when you were living in a cocoon. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
1799 Get back in your cocoon Morris! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
1800 It looks great, but don't wear it out before pride week. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1801 Why can I never have some Me Time without having to turn the lights off? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1802 Just don’t eat the clothes. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1803 Is it spring already? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1804 Does this mean you’re leaving? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1805 You're such a show off 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1806 I'm thrilled you've emerged from your pandemic coccoon, darling, but this is a bit much. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1807 Good for you. You still have to take out the trash. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1808 You still have to take your shoes off before coming in. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1809 Well, Gregor, this sure beats the roach! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1810 Just stay out of my closet. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1811 Be gone! I wished for an angel, not an Angell. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1812 When did you become a Democrat? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1813 It's not even spring, yet!" 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1814 I grow a couch but you get wings? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1815 Seriously? Every single time I turn on the light? 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
1816 How many times have I told you--wings outside only! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1817 Dad, you can't just fly in here with no notice. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1818 Is that sweater cashmere? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1819 Go to Denver, they said. They decriminalized it, they said. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1820 Not tonight, I got a headache. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1821 Aren’t YOU the social butterfly! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1822 Butterfly style? You think I'm going to do it butterfly style?! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1823 I thing I preferred your chrysalis phase. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1824 Even giant butterfly wings won't change the fact you're an asshole Larry. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1825 Trust me, the time you spent as chrysalis is not worth the improvement 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1826 No, we are not listening to Moth Radio. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1827 Have you been reading Kafka again? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
1828 Good, you're up. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1829 It's no fair to emerge from your chrysalis when I've only begun to cocoon. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1830 Moth man, schmoth man. Is dinner ready? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1831 Well I hope you at least saved the silk from the cocoon this time. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1832 Oh, c’mon John! There are easier ways to be social. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1833 If you ate a fairy, what am I?!?… 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1834 Well, it is certainly better than the larvae phase. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1835 Great,did you finish the dishes? 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
1836 That’s great … but you’ll never be able to sting like a bee. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1837 Well, finished cocooning have we? 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
1838 Would you quit bugging people?! 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
1839 Chuck, I distinctly recall instructing you when mating season will commence! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1840 If you're going to have those out, then at least clean the gutters. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1841 “Forty years of marriage and NOW you come out of your cocoon?” 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1842 I'm glad you're finally coming out of your cocoon. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1843 Wait, don't tell me. You also sting like a bee. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1844 Bit early for Mardi Gras, isn't it. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1845 There is a broom and dust pan in the closet. You can clean up the cocoon yourself. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1846 What time did you go to bed last night? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1847 Thank God, your larval stage is over. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1848 Well that explains the holes in my sweaters. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1849 I don't give a damn what Fauci said! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1850 WHAT DO YOU MEAN- FLY AWAY WITH ME! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1851 Wait, I'll go find the net. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1852 If you want me to chase you around the house again with a net, forget it. When do I get to feel carefree and beautiful in this relationship? I opened a window for you, Frank. I suggest you use it. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1853 You think you can just flit in and out of my life, well I'm not having it. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1854 “I am not picking up your pupa.” 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1855 But I don't want us to change 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1856 I don't care about your wings, I just smoked pot for the first time and am melting into the couch! Bring nibbles! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1857 You disgust me! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
1858 Now I suppose you'll just fly away after fifty-two years of marriage! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
1859 Now stop it immediately Harold, you might cause a tornado 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1860 Huh? Turns out you were a caterpillar. I always thought you were a worm. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1861 Big deal, so now you're a butterfly. The trash isn't going to take itself out. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
1862 I'll tell you again, Bob, 'not tonight, I've got a headache!' 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
1863 I thought I told you, we are not going out tonight!!! 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1864 I know I told you that you should break out of your shell,but this is a bit extreme. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
1865 What have you done to Papa Pupa? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1866 Well, dear, you finally learned to make butterfly wings, but you still don't know how to make me a cup of coffee in the morning!" 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
1867 You're not a Mummer, you'll never be a Mummer so take off those wings! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1868 When I said go get hot wings I meant food. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1869 Very 'pretty', Floyd. What's your point? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1870 Stay away from the lightbulb in the garage. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1871 Enough with the incessant flapping. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
1872 A normal mid-life crisis isn't enough for you, is it , Clarence? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1873 Did you put the cocoon in the recycling? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1874 No, I will not mate with you unless you take that silly sweater off! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1875 You'll always be a pupa to me. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1876 Don't bring your good mood in here mister! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1877 Let me better understand, you want to relocate to Mexico right now because all of your friends are doing it? 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
1878 I think you might've misinterpreted The Metamorphosis, but I kinda dig it. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1879 You're still just a caterpillar to me. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
1880 I'd prefer you could sting like a bee 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1881 I'm still the monarch of this house! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1882 Frank, did you at least put your cocoon in the hamper this time? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1883 I wish I'd never asked you to change. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
1884 Big deal! You were a worm yesterday!! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1885 That's no excuse for missing my birthday party!! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1886 This Victor’s Secret thing is next level 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1887 You were great during Pride, but your milkweek diet is giving you gas. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1888 Go back to your chrysalis 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1889 You expect me to treat you like a monarch now? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1890 Is that what you’ve been doing for the last two weeks? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1891 Harold, did you put LSD in my tea *again*? 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1892 that's fine, Harold. But don't forget who's the wind beneath your wings. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
1893 We both know the larva stage wasn't worth it. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1894 Just in time to take down the Christmas lights. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1895 Oh,so you can grow wings,but not a sense of humor. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1896 You know damn well this isn't what I meant when I told you to grow up 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1897 Go clean up your chrysalis! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1898 Just watch it dad, I just bought a new very large net" 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1899 'Wear a Mask or go back into your cocoon.' 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1900 So what am I, milkweed? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1901 An impressive entrance but your lifecycle ends here. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1902 So I guess this means we're done cocooning? 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
1903 I know. I wish we could winter in Mexico like the old days. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1904 Muhammad Ali you’re not. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1905 The caterpillar grows wings during a season of isolation. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
1906 I told you to stay in my dreams! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1907 I told you this would happen if you kept ‘cocooning’. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1908 Three days in bed for this?? Jack Deneen, Bronxville, NY 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1909 Migrate! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1910 Now this is just starting to bug me. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1911 now neither of us will drag our feet on the carpet. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1912 I said: I wish you were a fairly good lover -- not that I wish you were a fairy god mother. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1913 It’s about time the mothballs got you out of the closet. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
1914 Really Joe? What would we possibly do in Florida? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1915 I said "You Better Fly." 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1916 Finally, I get why you can't stay on task. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1917 You've got to get control of yourself now that marijuana is legal. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1918 Well, look who's come out of the cocoon! 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1919 I was wondering whether you’d ever emerge from your cocoon. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1920 Hi, Ron! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1921 Something's different... did you get new glasses? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1922 Not exactly a micro dose, eh? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1923 No, no mating. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1924 Most men buy a sports car when they're having a midlife crisis 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1925 I still can't believe you chose the wings and not the hip replacement 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1926 So you're the one who's been getting into my cashmere! 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
1927 This Red Bull thing has gone far enough 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1928 When I said spread your wings, I meant find a new hobby. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
1929 So you finally hatched a plan for 2022 - don't look so smug! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1930 You’ve changed, Marty. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
1931 Yes,Gary. I lit a candle. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1932 What? I said I was going to change for dinner. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1933 Wassup Tinkerbill? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1934 I told you, no more metamorphine! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
1935 You're no different from when you were pupating! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1936 Me turning the light on to read isn’t a personal invitation, Irv. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1937 I meant you never give me butterflies IN MY STOMACH ! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1938 Don’t be so smug - it’s not about you it’s just metamorphosis! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1939 Don't even think about it! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1940 Steve, you've really changed since the beginning of our relationship 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
1941 Are you winging it again Tonight 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1942 Impress me by doing the dishes. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
1943 You were less annoying when you were crawling around on the furniture. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
1944 It's still your turn to do the dishes. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1945 So your family tree really did include a monarch. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
1946 I know you said you feel powerless to the nonsensical and soul-crushing bureaucracy that controls your nightmarishly bizarre life,but this? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
1947 The whole mad scientist bit may be funny to you, but I’m the one who’s stuck cleaning up the broken vases and lamps. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
1948 You're turning into your father! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1949 Milk weed for dinner again? 1.2500 0.08630 52 44 3 5
1950 Are you still working at that fly-by-night operation? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1951 You’re not the “woolly bear”I married 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1952 Where is your mask? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1953 I’ll have whatever you’re having. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1954 Merry Chrysalis! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1955 I thought you were out getting Buffalo wings. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1956 That peyote was for the curing ceremony! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1957 Just don’t expect me to sting like a bee. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1958 Well, I wondered when you were going to emerge. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1959 You can come in but I'm not turning on the overhead light for you. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
1960 This changes nothing, your still that discussing little worm who ate my tomato plants! 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1961 When I told you to change, this isn't what I meant. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1962 I don’t care what you look like now: in my mind you’re still a worm. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1963 Couldn't you have come out of the cocoon before we got married? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1964 Whatta ya mean, you and your buddies are off to Mexico? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1965 Oh, so now you want to travel. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
1966 I think you just caused a cyclone in Borneo 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1967 I don't suppose you left any Red Bull for me? 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1968 Joe, I see you've come out of your cocoon. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1969 Well look who's finally emerged from his cocoon, and just in time for dinner. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1970 They said symptoms of the new variant include...never mind. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1971 NOW can you clean the gutters? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
1972 Dad, when did you learn to fly? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1973 Excuse me? That's the change of life YOU get to go through? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1974 That’s wonderful, honey. Now go and clean the gutters. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
1975 You give new meaning to “ light in the loafers”! 1.2459 0.07631 61 51 5 5
1976 Henry, I told you to stop drinking those energy drinks... 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1977 You’ve been sneaking Red Bull again, haven’t you? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
1978 I see your transformation wasn't as complete as I'd hoped. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
1979 You left the Subaru to our pool boy! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
1980 Mother told me not to marry Posa. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
1981 If you want, I can pass by the store on my way. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
1982 I needed the job and the wings are a plus! 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
1983 I hate to be the one who said "you told me so" but that cocoon thing really worked out. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1984 I thought you were WATCHING the movie "Cocoon" all this time during your isolation! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1985 Hey, at least you're finally attracted to me now instead of the lamp. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
1986 If you need to flit, flit outdoors.” 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1987 My, my you’ve changed 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
1988 Great, now head to the kitchen and morph into a dishwasher. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
1989 Dad, didn't you learn anything when you watched The Fly? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
1990 Now that's a variant I can get into. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
1991 Glad to see you've finally come out of your cocoon. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1992 Yeah, that happened 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
1993 Don't look so smug! You haven't changed that much. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
1994 What's this Elon? Another one of your flights of fancy? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1995 So what if I am the wind beneath those- you still have to clean the carpet! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1996 And what? I'm supposed to be the flame? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1997 I think this whole cocooning thing worked out better for you than me. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1998 I guess this is the first time you were able to finish your new year's resolution to transform your figure 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
1999 This is not what I meant when I asked you to be more social. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2000 You always are finding new ways to ruin your sweaters. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2001 I told you, Lloyd. No. Not even on your birthday. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
2002 So this is what you meant when you said you wanted to spread your wings. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2003 I asked for a drone taxi,not a winged termite. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2004 Stop with the Ali impersonation! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2005 It's Madame, not Mister! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2006 Migration time already? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2007 You've really changed. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2008 Therapy works. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2009 I can see someone's already solved today's Wordle. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2010 It’s still not enough for the Met to cast you. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2011 Frank never believed the rumors until he woke up after retiring from the Caterpillar Company. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2012 Is this yet another attempt at becoming monarch of the house? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
2013 Would you PLEASE sit down! All of this flitting around makes me nervous!! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2014 Oi Vey! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2015 Late bloomer? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2016 You're my fairy godmother? Got to be kidding! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2017 I liked you better as a social caterpillar, you know. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2018 Nope. Still depressed. But I'll never go back to micro-dosing. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2019 I hope you didn’t just leave you chrysalis for me to pick up! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2020 The doctor called to say if you keep up this lifestyle, you'll be dead in a month. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2021 You look lovely, Honey. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2022 What got you out of the closet? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2023 I'm glad your metamorphosis is complete. Just don't get too close to the light. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2024 Just because you’re a beautiful butterfly now, it doesn’t mean I’m cleaning up the cocoon bits in the hallway, Larry. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2025 Don't feel so full of yourself. It's only a passing phase. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2026 First you act like the king of this house, then you act like the monarch. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2027 I see you’re finally coming out of your shell. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2028 I hate to break it to you, but being a Monarch is sooo last century. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2029 Light a candle. They cut off our electricity. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2030 I asked for a monarch butterfly, not a civil servant butterfly! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2031 You still look ugly 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2032 vintage 50s 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2033 I thought we had cremated you! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2034 Yes, I do think you're still the same man who crawled out of here three weeks ago. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2035 I meant it figuratively when I suggested we break out of our cocoon. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2036 Six months in a cocoon and that's the shirt you put on? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2037 Huh, I always thought you were more of an ugly duckling 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2038 Finally emerged from your midlife chrysalis I see! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2039 And just like that Mort made his point to Betsy that years of gluttony will one day turn him into a beautiful butterfly. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2040 I always get confused, is it THC or CBD? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2041 You were better when you first came out of your cocoon. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2042 Stop congratulating yourself. Firstly you're a moth not a butterfly, and secondly the real reason you've proudly come out of that closet is that it's cedar-lined. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2043 Jeffrey, you're really starting to bug me. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2044 Look who left their cocoon. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2045 Really, Kafka, don’t you think that’s a bit much! 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2046 Does this mean that you're finally going to stop eating the rose bushes? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2047 I think we've done way too much coccooning. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2048 Ok, you're beautiful! Now bug off. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2049 I prefer your chrysalis stage. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2050 Any cashmere around... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2051 Well look at that... you finally put the toilet seat down. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2052 Don't look so smug. In my eyes you're still just a worm. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2053 So you think you can just flutter in here and I’ll forgive you? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2054 Fly away Dad. I’m trying to read. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2055 I asked for the Fly on the Wall! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2056 Did they change the red bull formula? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2057 It’s sweet how looking at me still makes you flutter.” 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2058 I liked you better as a larva. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2059 Can't you just TELL me about the 60s, Grampa? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2060 Don't let it go to your head. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2061 Didn’t I tell you that all this cocooning in the apartment was a bad idea? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2062 OK Harry, so you can float like a butterfly—but you'll never sting like a bee. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2063 You were more interesting when you stung like a bee. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2064 Why can't you have a normal mid-life crisis? 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
2065 You've got to get your hearing checked. I asked for a glass of 'crystal light.' 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2066 I told you no...I wouldn't marry you even if you changed your personality! 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
2067 Yes, they're pretty. No, they don't make you a person of color. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2068 I'm sorry, Tom. I'm not going to call you Tinker. You're Tom Bell, not Tinker Bell. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2069 Honey,look what I found in the garage! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2070 OK, KIWICO has jumped the shark. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2071 So now you’re claiming to be a monarch? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2072 Does somebody need a little attention? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2073 Frank,when you told me you wanted to move to Colorado for the elevation I thought you just meant for skiing 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2074 I told you, I'm not going! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2075 I don't care how much you've evolved, you can still take out the trash 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
2076 Don’t flatter yourself, Harold! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2077 Uncle! Have you been adding Redbull to your Vodkas again? 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2078 I get hot flashes. You get a round-trip to Michoacán. That's just swell Harold. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2079 I told you enough with that tropical punch energy drink. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2080 Look who finally came out of their cocoon. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2081 Has it been two weeks already? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2082 Fly up to Isabelle’s bedroom. Let her see that the awkward stage is temporary. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2083 You promised me you’d never change.” 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2084 After all these years, you've finally decided to come out! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2085 I told you not to drink a Red Bull! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2086 Just no. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2087 I don't think you know what Kafkaesque actually means. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2088 You won the Caption Contest three years ago — get over it. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2089 Aren't you a little old for a metamorphosis,Dad? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2090 I said, "butter fried." 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2091 So the blanket cocoon was literal? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2092 Honey, I thought we agreed your wingman days were over. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2093 I was thinking more of like, nicer clothes or a new hairstyle. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2094 You took “Cocoon” too seriously… 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2095 You ate it. Dead fly and all? Unbelievable. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2096 There goes our “pupa stage” excuse for skipping dinner with the neighbors tomorrow. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2097 Yeah, but I still sting like a bee. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2098 Forty years, and now you want to go out? 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2099 Nope, I am happy being cocooned. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2100 I get it, your house, your rules. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2101 What makes you think you can wing it through every phase of your life? 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2102 And here I thought you'd change all over! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2103 Dr. Caterpillar, you've changed. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2104 When your Tinder profile said 'Red Admiral', I was hoping for a Russian naval officer!" 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2105 Red Bull for breakfast was a mistake. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2106 Stop using my deodorant. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2107 We are in lockdown no fancy dress parties 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2108 Damn it, Harry! You always take me so literally. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2109 Great. Now I suppose you'll want me to change, too. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2110 No,I won't meet you in Mexico! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2111 Don't even *think* about joining me on the couch with those things. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2112 It’s perfect for returning to the office. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2113 I read Our Bodies Ourselves. What you see is what you get. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2114 Aren't you flying off course again? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2115 Oh, so you can grow wings but you can’t dust off the cabinets? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2116 Now that your metamorphosis is complete, did you cancel your flight? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2117 This pandemic vaccine has some nice side effects. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2118 Of COURSE I'm happy about your 'transformation' - but there's still a sink full of dirty dishes in the kitchen. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2119 So the quarantine self-improvement is going well? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2120 I hope I'm not going to find a used chrysalis on the bedroom floor. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2121 I wondered where you’d gone. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
2122 You were to stay in your pupa until I said you could come out. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2123 I felt a little bit of a buzz coming on. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2124 Just take it outside. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2125 Can't I just turn a light on without you coming in to bother me? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2126 So, THAT’S what the vaccine really does… 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2127 When you said you were planning to come out, silly me assumed you were talking about us. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2128 And you are…’Moth Vader’? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2129 For Pete’s sake, Garry, you know I only called you a social butterfly as a joke. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2130 You should see the Eggs I 've Laid! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2131 I think I need to stop microdosing. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2132 I don’t think right now is the best time to “drop in” on Gregor Samsa. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2133 Oh, Don’t be such a showoff. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2134 Thanks for showing me your true colors! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2135 Gary, you've changed. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2136 Wipe off that stupid grin; I know you’ve been pupating. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2137 I'm not going to the Opera and stop calling me Pinkerton! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2138 I think you misunderstood, they said you were a helicopter parent not a butterfly parent 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2139 No, I don't want and more of your stupid brownies. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2140 I hope it gives you a Wedgie. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2141 Dammmit, you were easier to live with when you were a pupa! 1.2364 0.08191 55 47 3 5
2142 When I said you should grow a pair, that’s not what I meant. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2143 You and your energy drinks. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2144 There’s a different way to migrate to the bedroom. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
2145 Nothing on Google yet ! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2146 Is sting like a bee next? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2147 Well, I am the caterpillar of celibacy. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2148 Again, wings for dinner? 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2149 "Did you remember to leave the seat down? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2150 Hope you didn't leave your chrysalis on the floor again. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2151 I get the wings Harold, but why do you still need bifocals in the metaverse? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2152 I'm tired of your flights of fancy. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2153 Who do you think you are, the Monarch of the Den? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2154 Another delusion that you are the monarch in the family? 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2155 Cocoon, closet—you still need to help with the vacuuming. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2156 When you said you were ‘coming out,’ you weren’t kidding! 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
2157 No, we are not going to Mexico. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2158 I liked you better as a pupa. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2159 I was good with the very hungry caterpillar. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2160 Hide those wings before the kids realize their dad is the tooth fairy. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2161 I knew you'd turn into your mother one day.... 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2162 Where's your stinger? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2163 So, that's what was taking you so long in the bathroom! 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2164 No, I'm not going to drive you to Mexico. You can fly like everybody else. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2165 I can’t concentrate on my book with you flitting about the place. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2166 These florist bills are killing us. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2167 Metamorphosis isn't a substitute for real emotional change, Harry. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2168 So: you did come back to haunt me! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2169 You will still have vacuum the rugs. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2170 Let me guess,playoffs over? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2171 I thought you were going to change into your jammies. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2172 You know Bob, when I said think bigger, this isn’t really what I had in mind.” 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2173 Just because you’re light on your feet, doesn’t mean you can dance. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2174 Can’t you stop that damned flapping? I’m trying to watch this show! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2175 I thought you were quarantining. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2176 I am NOT picking up your chrysalis 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2177 No, Wilford, pretty sure that three bean chili made the wind beneath your wings. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2178 If you were really my conscience you wouldn't have that smirk on your face. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2179 Your leotard is in the dryer! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2180 I asked you to change, not metamorphose. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2181 I told you: I don't need a wingman! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2182 No, Howard, that's not what Moth Night means. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2183 Do you always have to hover right over my shoulder? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2184 Big deal. We've all been living in a cocoon for two years. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2185 Get out of my closet!!! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2186 You haven't changed at all! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2187 Brother,your color ink cartridge is empty. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
2188 Wow! Now that's what I call coming out. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2189 Covid is not over. Go back to your cocoon. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2190 Well, that looks a lot better than that ugly chrysalis. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2191 You just can't let me be proud of learning to meditate during the pandemic, can you? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2192 Be a dear and knock down that cobweb while you’re up there. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2193 Sorry man, I liked it better when you were hanging in the corner” 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
2194 Enough already about your transformational experience. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2195 That's not what Kafka intended. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2196 I want back the caterpillar I married. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
2197 I said I wanted THINGS to change. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2198 You look different. Did you have work done on your nose? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2199 So,you finally decided to get up out of that damn cocoon. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2200 Now I suppose you're going to sting like a bee? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2201 Nice try, but you're still white. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2202 Yeah, well I can sting like a bee, so watch it! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2203 Damn it, Smithers. Not in the house. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2204 Not again!--the last time you did this you caused a typhoon in China! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2205 Please, Fairy Godfather, I'm trying to read. Go bother my husband. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2206 I thought the kit said ‘for outdoor use only’, 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2207 My mother said don’t marry a butterfly, but no, I wouldn’t listen! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2208 No, you cannot leave the Covid cocoon! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2209 We know you want out of your COVID cocoon,but really! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2210 I thought you were in Mexico? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2211 I don't care that it gives you wings - drinking that stuff is going to give you a heart attack! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2212 I had to pivot after they restricted travel to Cancun. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
2213 You’ll never catch me up in one of those contraptions! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2214 I just got a sore arm but how long did the Doc say you’d have this side effect for? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2215 Another metamorphosis! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2216 Stop landing on the satellite dish! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2217 Again? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2218 I see, you've grown wings! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2219 You've been in the edibles again, haven't you... 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2220 Must be amazing, but I am still not getting the booster 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2221 Please don't say Come Fly With Me! 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
2222 The cocoon is between you and the super. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2223 I really wish you'd lay off the milkweed. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
2224 I’m still upset about that last slice of cake. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
2225 I don’t care if you’re a butterfly or a caterpillar, your fly’s still down.” 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2226 It's about time you got out of your cocoon! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2227 I used the term 'metamorphize' as a metaphor. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2228 I don’t care what happens if you flap your wings in an Amazon jungle, just stop doing it in the house! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2229 Go back to bed,Gregor 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2230 I see you came out of your cocoon… 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2231 You gave up your position on the couch when you got your wings. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2232 Annnnd you’ve one-upped “the change”. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
2233 Did I hear a bell ring just now?!? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2234 Everyone liked you better when you were in your Covid cocoon. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2235 So you finally mastered the toilet? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2236 You looked better as a caterpillar. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2237 Your romantic overtures do not entice me, Malcolm. I know very well how Cassius Clay lured Sonny Liston. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2238 ...and do me a favor,get someone else to butter your fly. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2239 Aren't you taking this cocooning business a bit too far? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2240 At first I thought I was turning over a new leaf. But then I woke up in a different frame of mind. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2241 When you told me you were finally ready to come out of your cocoon, I thought you meant we were going to have more dinner parties. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2242 Oh, look who's coming out of his cocoon. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
2243 You worked late, huh? I can smell the nectar on your breath Ernie." 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2244 Chrysalis variant? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2245 Not quite what I meant when I told you to wing it. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2246 Oh my you've morphed into a peacock butterfly. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2247 The truth is, Gerald, you’re no longer the larva I fell in love with. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2248 It's about time you emerged from the bathroom! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2249 Do we still have that box of candles ? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2250 You looked more promising in your cocoon! 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2251 If it isn't Madame Butterfly, himself." 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2252 No, I don't want to go out and sip nectar. I'm reading. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2253 Yes, I have heard your cocoon story. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2254 Who split your chrysalis and made you a budding writer? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2255 So much for your unflappability! 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
2256 '"This is not a special occasion!" 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
2257 I thought I told you to stop buying Red Bull. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2258 Can’t you just be a fly on the wall? I’m trying to read Kafka. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2259 Oh, so some changes you *are* willing to make. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2260 A nap is always metamorphic. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2261 We’ve been cocooned at home long enough 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2262 Impressive, but I still don't think anyone will be interested in rebooting the "Cocoon" franchise. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2263 Where’s the milk I asked you to bring home? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2264 About time you got up! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2265 I liked you better as a Chrysalis. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2266 You could at least lend me your wings since I have no legs. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2267 Been reading Kingsolver again? 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2268 Yes, your world literature students will likely be impressed, but I'm pretty sure that is NOT what Kafka had in mind. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2269 The wings are all right, but I'm missing all my socks and sweaters. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2270 Do NOT molt on the rug again. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2271 Great, now there’s a Papillon variant. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2272 Yeah, but I liked you as a caterpillar 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2273 'Goodness!There's no flies in you.' 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2274 Not a pair — I ordered a POUND of wings. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2275 So you expect this to make up for your unavailability? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2276 No Mav, you can't be my wingman. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2277 This changes nothing. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2278 That's a little too late, you maggot! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2279 And to think you were a caterpillar only yesterday. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2280 How was your flight from Mexico?” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2281 I told you to grow a spine, not a pair of wings. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2282 Head back to the cocoon, we're still in a pandemic. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2283 You better not have drunk my sugar-free redbull 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2284 I suppose now you’ll sting me like a bee? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2285 Don’t expect him to ever change,” they said 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2286 Paragliding downstairs On Your Own Wind, is NOT flying! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2287 I could of had wings too. I chose irony. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2288 Were you cleared for landing by the control tower? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2289 So you metamorphosed; stop hovering! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2290 Your Transformation in Quarantine blog was a bridge way too far. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2291 I see the Mummers called....... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2292 Solar or electric? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2293 I preferred when you were a caterpillar. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2294 How many times must I tell you, leave your shoes at the door! 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2295 Now is hardly the time to metamorphose, Phil! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2296 Very cute! But it doesn't eliminate the mask mandate. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2297 And I'll bet you left a "magnificent" cocoon for me to clean up too! 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2298 Wear whatever disguise you want, I know it’s you Madame! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2299 So you have decided to come out of your cocoon 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2300 Why don't you migrate to the kitchen and do the dishes for once? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2301 You're a right flitter, you are, always flitting about so annoyingly... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2302 I still don't think you can beat Mike Tyson. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2303 Does this happen to every Caterpillar employee when they retire? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2304 What is now...? Metamorphosis? Can't you just play golf like all retirees? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2305 Well, I'll be, it seems drinking enough Red Bull does give you wings. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2306 Go back to your garden. I have a life. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2307 You were a worm two weeks ago. Try not to be so uppity. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2308 I thought you were migrating to Mexico! 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2309 Thanks, I just mopped. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2310 Well, I’m NOT feeling social tonight. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2311 I told you to stop drinking that Red Bull. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2312 Gerald: I said “weight loss” - not“weight-LESS!” 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2313 "Is this what you meant by having some work done? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2314 This doesn't mean you're flying to Mexico. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2315 I take it this week's "RuPaul's Drag Race" was a faaabulous episode. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2316 Can you just go back into your cocoon until my show is over? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2317 A caterpillar would have remembered the milk. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2318 I larvae you too, dear. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2319 I always knew you were light in the loafers, but not this light! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2320 Simon’s midlife crisis was a Miata, just sayin 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2321 I preferred the caterpillar. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2322 You're going out dressed like THAT? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2323 But we agreed to cocoon together until Covid was over. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2324 Quite the social butterfly, aren’t you? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2325 That explains why you were asleep for so long. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2326 No, I do not want to play air out the mothballs. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2327 I get it, you're more evolved than me. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2328 So this is what I get for letting you find your inner self? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2329 That’s not what I meant by, “grow a pair”. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
2330 When you are obsessed with Franz Kafka 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2331 It still counts as hovering! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2332 ... and don't start that "sting like a bee" crap, either! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2333 We’re not watching Cocoon again! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2334 Chatting with your old flame again? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2335 Why won’t you just stay cocooned?” 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2336 Why do I have to be the caterpillar again!? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2337 I take it that you're back from the therapist! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2338 Would you mind hovering in the atrium? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2339 Albert, I said I would tiptoe through the tulips with you, NOT help you pollinate them! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2340 I thought you said you would transform into a 'beautiful' butterfly... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2341 Oh, good god, Dad--your not a butterfly or angel or even a tooth fairy! So, just cut it out and take your meds!! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2342 Ditch the wings, Fred! We are trying to get acknowledged as human beings, not fairies. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2343 Can you also sting like a bee? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2344 Microdosing hasn't made you any less smug. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2345 Can you get a little more altitude? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2346 OMG, Herb, there is pride then there is flamboyance. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2347 You can forget it, I'll never be a social butterfly! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2348 They make you look like an insect. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2349 Well well! If it isn’t the pupa who earned his wings! 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2350 terrific … and I suppose you left that chrysalis mess for me to clean up again 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2351 Actually let’s not wing it through my parent’s visit this week. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2352 I told you, “I needed the wings tonight”! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2353 Oh buzz off 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2354 Flutter all you want. I'm not changing channels. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2355 So annoying! You are always hovering! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2356 Seriously? That's why you never take your coat off? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2357 I don't want a relationship with a fly-by-night. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2358 Next time I take a half hour to get changed I don't want to hear it from you. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2359 You know spots and stripes don't work. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2360 Gregor Samsa awoke one morning in a very good mood, and flew from his bed to greet the family. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2361 Is there anything you won't do? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2362 That reminds me, I need to update my will. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
2363 That's not what I meant when I said "Give wings to your dreams" 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2364 I remember when you had twenty legs to stand on. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2365 That's nice but you forgot my coffee again. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2366 I hate the effect you have on me! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2367 When the edibles hit 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2368 still a bug" 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2369 Stop flapping those things! You're causing a hurricane in Cancun. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2370 Can't go now. Fly yourself around the block. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2371 This is not what I had in mind when I asked you to change for dinner. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2372 You finally came out. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2373 And I imagine you left your exoskeleton all over the bathroom floor. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2374 How was that flight of stairs? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2375 I told you to lay off the Zoloft! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
2376 Listen to me, aren't you overdoing it with that Red Bull? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2377 One more thing, Harold. You’ve got to stop leaving the lights on in every room! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2378 You know I don't like it when you hover, Doug. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2379 Red Bull 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2380 Stop bugging me, Fred! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2381 Zuzu didn't say 'Every time the doorbell rings, Herb gets his wings!' 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2382 No more dollar store purchases for you” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2383 I know you’re into entomology now but this isn’t what I had in mind when you told me you’ve become a bug person. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2384 Well then, since you’re migrating to Mexico - can you take out the trash? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2385 I'm supposed to drop everything and make dinner because you finally came out of your pupa? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2386 Wear that to the museum, Sidney, and they just might put a net over you” 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2387 You win! You wear the dots better. But you don’t have to rub it in. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2388 Do you always have to bkock the light" 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2389 You look nothing like your internet picture. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
2390 You are smiling. Heaven or Hell? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2391 You’re never too old to pollinate but please don’t migrate at your age 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
2392 Exciting change may be in the air, but you still have to do the dishes 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2393 Nice, but I'm not waiting around for the bee. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2394 I suppose you hid my net again. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2395 The butterfly effect is nonsense. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2396 What was in those Mothballs!?! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2397 I’ve come out of my quarantine. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
2398 I see you're going through the change, too. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2399 Have the kids changed yet? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2400 Please tell me you don’t also sting like a bee 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2401 I heard you were extinct! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2402 I don't think I want children. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2403 How was China? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2404 Pack your larvae and leave!" 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2405 Fer crap's sake, Leonard. Yes, they're very pretty. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2406 No, I am not interested in a butterfly kiss. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2407 I don't want to hear another word about your self-help book! 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
2408 I wish you had before we redecorated 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2409 I guess the restraining order wasn’t enough? OK, this time I’m getting out the swatter. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2410 I'll metamorphosis when I'm ready! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2411 Is this our mating season? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2412 No, I do not wish to fleetly flit about with you in the gloaming. I've had a day. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2413 Good for you, you metamorphosed. Just don't eat my cardigans." 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2414 Fine, just flitter home before it gets dark. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
2415 I think it’s a little much but you do you. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2416 And please, for once remember to remove your wings before going into the china shop.” 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2417 That finally explains your performance in the bedroom all these years. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
2418 You couldn't stay off the Redbull? Huh! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2419 I thought I told you to lay off the Red Bull. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2420 I guess I was wrong; you can change. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2421 You're looking' pretty fly today honey 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2422 That's great but you should know the adult form only lives a week or two. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2423 That's nice. Meanwhile I was metamorphosing the dirty bathroom into a clean one. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2424 Lay off the Red Bull Larry and get us some lunch already" 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2425 Taking out the garbage without my asking. Now that would impress me. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2426 Well I say, it’s stink like a bee. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2427 You're early! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2428 i always imagined the tooth fairy as smaller... and prettier 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2429 I hope you at least cleaned up when you were finished. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2430 That wasn’t really what I meant when I said ‘metamorphosis’. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2431 Nice Harold, but I prefer your "Male Stripper" outfit. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2432 I was hoping for more after you've been cocooned in your den the past two years. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2433 Getting to heaven doesn't have to be boring. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2434 You better have put your cocoon in the wash, Gary. I'm not picking it off the ceiling for you. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2435 Yeah, retirement is great. Blah, blah, blah. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2436 I’ve had enough of your conversion experiences! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2437 The wings are fine. But do you have to look so damn pleased with yourself? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
2438 When I said you should use retirement to spread your wings, I didn't actually mean... 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2439 I don't care how much you enjoyed the new Spiderman, Harold, you cannot be a super hero! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2440 This isn't exactly what I expected when you finally decided to "come out. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2441 Sorry Herb, but I don’t think Butterfly Man will instill fear in criminals. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2442 I recently broke up with my caterpillar girlfriend. She’d changed 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2443 That's not what I meant by "wing it." 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2444 I can’t believe you! After all this time saying “I’ll never metamorphosize!” 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2445 I still think it's time for you to seek psychiatric help with your obsession over human powered flight. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2446 So that’s why you’ve been sleeping all month. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2447 Isn’t a little late in the game to have found your wings? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2448 You need to spread your wings…how many times have I heard that before? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2449 Just let me cocoon in peace! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2450 You said you were incapable of change. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2451 When did butter ever fly? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2452 I said, "When pigs fly." Pigs! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2453 George, you better not have left chrysalis all over the bathroom again. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2454 I thought you were flying south for the winter. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2455 Feelings of Gratitude kicking in, huh? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2456 I see that glint in your eyespots. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2457 Cut it out! You're causing a draft! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2458 Take off your shoes in the house! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2459 Did you shave? You look different. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2460 How can I concentrate on my novel when you keep fluttering around the room? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2461 Clearly, you’ve reached a new stage 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2462 You haven’t done a thing all week and now you do one thing and expect me to notice? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2463 I said, "You DOLT", not, "You Molt"! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2464 What gender are you? What pronoun do you want us to use? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2465 I had to clean up your pupa again. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2466 Be less wimpy - sting like a bee! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2467 This binge and pupate cycle only makes you *feel* beautiful 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2468 How could they not accept you for the February 21 cover? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2469 That's not the coming out I had in mind. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2470 No! You are not the Monarch! You are just a pretender! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2471 Yes.butterflies are free. Now, get lost. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2472 I was goo like a week ago! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2473 Good heaven Dave. You scared the hell out of me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2474 This feels like a midlife crisis. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2475 If you float any closer, I'll sting like a bee. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
2476 No, you're not the monarch of this house either. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2477 Stop being elated. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2478 Aren’t you supposed to be in Mexico? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2479 Harold, I admire your creativity, but I told you to never set foot in my house again. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2480 Oh Mort! I am so happy I didn’t toss that chrysalis during my pandemic purge. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2481 Wonderful... you didn't leave your cocoon laying open on the bathroom floor again, did you? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2482 We've discussed this, Roger. Not in the house. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2483 Flap your wings all you want, but you won't change the fact that we've been married too long! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2484 Have you cleaned out the moth balls in the attic yet? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2485 Yes,I do have some Red Bull. Why do you ask? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2486 Far be it from me to keep you from your migration, Bill; but if you devolve into a chrysalis one more time, we're over! 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2487 A little early for Halloween isn’t it? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2488 Now, that was a great nap! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
2489 Did you get the milk, weed? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2490 Look who's finally decided to hatch out of their cocoon. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2491 When will you ever change? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2492 I'm not sure I like the way you've changed. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2493 I don't think "grow a pair" means wings. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
2494 Different, yes I notice that smug grin on your face. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2495 I told you I ain't got no more teeth 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2496 You're lucky. Not everyone has a fairy godfather. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2497 Did you remember to wipe your wings? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2498 We'll, you really wormed out of that one last night! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2499 Mother always said you aren't 'our kind' of caterpillar, but I wouldn't listen." 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2500 So? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2501 Hey Dad, this metamorphosis thing has gone too far. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2502 So, what’s up? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2503 Can't you see - - - I'm reading. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2504 No, I will not refer to you as Monarch. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2505 the stairs do not bother me anymore 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2506 I think I liked you better when you were a caterpillar. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2507 No, butterflies are still not free! 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2508 I thought we agreed to wait till 5 o'clock before getting into the nectar. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2509 Your shoes STILL need to come off at the front door, Harold. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2510 So this is what they gave you for all those flyer miles? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2511 So, this is the great food-delivery disrupter you’ve been working on? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2512 Now fly to Walmart for detergent and to Whole Foods for kale salad. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2513 Well...okay, but I get to pick the safeword. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2514 Bob’s Jeff Goldblum impersonation was just too flashy 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2515 Just wonderful! One more reason for them not to fix the elevator! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2516 People CAN change. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2517 Look, I know I said, "Spread your wings and fly" & "Go for your dreams"; just don't break anything in the house with those things. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2518 Oh come on, NOW you agree with the CDC? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2519 So you took out the garbage for once. Big deal. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2520 You sure took your time morphing up there! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
2521 I’m pretty sure that’s considered a “side-effect”! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2522 Well look who decided to exit his cocoon and join the party. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2523 Why don’t you migrate into the kitchen and grab me a beer? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2524 Would it hurt you to pick your chrysalis up off the floor for once? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2525 I'm not in the mood to flutter. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2526 I thought we agreed not to wing it. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2527 When I said I fancied Papillon, I actually meant Steve McQueen.. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2528 I preferred your caterpillar look! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2529 I wasted the best years of my life with you and now you blossom? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2530 You said you were getting a vasectomy 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2531 You were less smug as a caterpillar. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2532 I know you want to pay tribute to Eric Carle but this Very Hungry Caterpillar thing has gone too far. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2533 You're no longer the man I married. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2534 Just when I was starting to think you weren't capable of change. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2535 Flying moth for the summer? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2536 Out of the closet so soon? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2537 Harold, where is thy sting? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2538 Well, of course you feel a draft on your neck! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2539 OK, I admit I was wrong when I said you'd never change! 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2540 Don't go changin' trying to please me 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2541 Metamorphosis is so unreal, who would ever just become an insect? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2542 You voted for Biden, didn't you?! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2543 No, it's not the wings; it's all the ranch dip you devour. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2544 And finally the fairy flew out of the closet! Congrats! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2545 Your share of the rent was $1,200 when you were a caterpillar, it's $1,200 when you're a moth. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2546 Given the tricky balance of our marriage, that is not going to help! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2547 So, how were things in Mexico? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2548 I see we're out of the COVID cocoon. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2549 The more things change,the more they seem the same. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2550 Very impressive, but we still need a stair lift. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2551 That outfit's on its last wings. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2552 I should have gone with the bee. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2553 Would you stop hovering like that? You’re driving me crazy! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2554 Merle, those most definitely are not fairy wings. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2555 Perhaps you might reconsider your decision to come out of your cocoon. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
2556 Sorry, honey. The Butterfly Man just does not sound as cool as other arthropod-inspired superheroes. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2557 I meant chicken wings 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2558 I’m reading Finding You a New Hobby 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2559 Now for a prayer,I suppose. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2560 Watch out for the ceiling fan. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2561 I didn't expect you to implement the "butterfly effect." 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2562 I see someone's been pollinating again. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2563 So what if you’re a Monarch. I’m still the King of this castle. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2564 Remember, if you attempt to pollinate anything but flowers there could be issues. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2565 The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2566 finally you came out of the closet ! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2567 I said you need Cialis, not a chrysalis. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2568 Are you a man dreaming he is a butterfly or are you a butterfly dreaming it’s a man? 1.2143 0.08713 42 36 3 3
2569 That just doesn't turn me on anymore. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2570 Now that's taking your resolution to be a social butterfly this year too far! 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
2571 What is your ETA? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2572 When you prefer to flitter around the house. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2573 This is what I get for turning on the light... 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2574 Have a good time, but please, no hurricanes tonight. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2575 Ralph I just cleaned that upstairs bathroom. I hope you weren't metamorphasizing all over it and getting it dirty. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2576 Are you calling Groundhog Day? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2577 Yeah, yeah, big deal. Now will you get that ugly cocoon out of the den? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2578 Did you get the job? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2579 I just don't think one metamorphosize fits all. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2580 I don't know what you're so pleased about. Those colors are very unflattering. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2581 Where's Mother? 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2582 I think that you’re taking this covid cocoon thing too seriously. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2583 Pupa to adult, finally. Now, get to work! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2584 And I suppose you left the cocoon on the bedroom floor next to your dirty socks? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2585 You finally came out of your chrysalis; it took you long enough. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2586 Doubling down on the tattoo, I see. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2587 OK, so I'm just a chrysalis... showoff 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2588 I'll 'Sting like a bee' on my own terms, thank you very much. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2589 I knew that some of us would come out for the better after all this time in lockdown. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2590 For the last time, we’re not migrating to Mexico! 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2591 As long as you don’t sting like a bee 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2592 Roger, If you try to divorce me one more time, i'll call Monsanto right away ! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2593 You've been drinking too much Red Bull, Charlie. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2594 Not all of us turn into social butterflies on Saturday night! 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2595 I told you to leave that out of the brownies. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2596 I was hoping for a lot more than this when you came out of your cocoon. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2597 You're not my fairy godmother! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2598 Don't tell me, you have been spreading that fairy dust around again, haven't you? 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2599 Nice work "Doctor Brundle", but I'm still waiting for you to fix the garage door. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2600 I feel pretty, oh so pretty. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2601 I don't care how you sting. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2602 Your moth-er called today... 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2603 Did you clean up your pupa mess upstairs ? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2604 Those wings aren't getting you out of doing the dishes. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2605 You’re still not beautiful. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2606 When did you say you were migrating?? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2607 You said just wing it, right? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2608 Finally you can do nothing, and just flutter your wings around 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2609 I would have preferred you morph into George Clooney. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2610 No, you’re not a Monarch, and it’s still your turn to prepare dinner.” 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2611 No,you cannot have the TV antenna. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2612 No, I will not call you Emperor! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2613 You think you're so smart now that you've learned how to fly. But you still haven't figured out how to sit on the couch. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2614 If only you could as quickly change a lightbulb. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
2615 Where have you been for the last two weeks? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2616 Whoooa. Which one of us is on drugs? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2617 I liked you better when you were pupating. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2618 I'm reading Kafka's The Metamorphosis to get some perspective. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2619 I can’t even find a good pair of legs, and you managed to find wings?! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2620 Jake you've got to lay off the Red Bull! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2621 I want to be in a polymorphic relationship. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
2622 Go wing-it somewhere else. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2623 When I said "Don't ever change," I meant it! 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
2624 I liked you better as a cayapiller. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
2625 I told you that I was the Monarch of this household!!! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2626 Papillon...you've changed? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2627 This is me time. Metamorphose later. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2628 I didn't marry you to flit around with! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2629 So you finally metamorphosized! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2630 So your special now? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2631 Summer 2042: "Better late than never! Time to enjoy the "great" outdoors" 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2632 Now can you fly out the garbage? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2633 How many times must I tell you those colors clash with the drapes. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2634 You know, SOME people just took up pandemic baking. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2635 If you leave your dirty dishes in the sink, I'll pin you to the wall. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2636 Where's that caterpillar I married? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2637 Well it's about time Harold; I've been asking you to change for years. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2638 For the last time Simon - Once a grub always a grub! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
2639 Well, I see you've come out of your cocoon. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2640 Just because you are a Monarch doesn’t mean that you are king of this house. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
2641 I thought I ordered Five Guys not Fly Guys? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
2642 This isn’t what I pictured when they told us the prosthetics these days are better than your own hips. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2643 I always thought you were light in your loafers. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2644 I guess that explains why you refused to leave tbe couch for the past few weeks. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2645 I hope you wiped those wings before you came in the house. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
2646 As far as I'm concerned, you're still a worm. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2647 I can’t believe it’s not butter-fly. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2648 You're not the same person I married! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2649 The ten thousand steps-a-day require your feet to touch the ground. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2650 I suppose you're done cocooning with me. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2651 When does the migration start? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2652 So you finally changed,huh? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2653 I wish you'd stop fluttering in like that. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
2654 ”Reciprocating, I should also spread my wings –because you’re not a caterpillar anymore?” 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2655 Don’t forget your face mask and when you get back put the nectar in the fridge. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2656 Sorry to disappoint, George, but I'm more old than flame at this point. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2657 Stop fluttering about and come sit with me! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2658 Did you at least scrape the chrysalis off the ceiling this time? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
2659 Okay so you guessed today's Wordle in 2/6. Give it a rest. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2660 Don’t think that just because you’re a monarch, I’m going to treat you like a king. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2661 No, you are not the monarch. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2662 Unfriendly drones could be a problem. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
2663 So, NOW you can take out the garbage? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
2664 It's about time that you came out of your cocoon! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2665 Finally out of your mid-life chrysalis? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2666 Looks like you've finally come out of your shell. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2667 Oh, I left some yummy little white candy balls in the closet just for you. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2668 And don’t come fluttering in here all smug! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
2669 I told you cocooning was a bad idea! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2670 Stop flitting around Bill! And go clean up your cocoon! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
2671 I light a candle and THEN you show up ? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2672 Floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2673 Shut up about how meditating transformed you! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
2674 I prefer you as a pupa. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2675 I really preferred the sourdough baking. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2676 Are you here for my dentures? 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
2677 Here's looking at you Icarus. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2678 1. I told you the cocoon sleeping bag was a bad idea. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
2679 Okay, that's enough red bull for you, honey! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2680 You weren't so dang smug when you were still inside that cocoon of yours!! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2681 Yeah, well I don’t find it so amusing; that hurricane flooded the whole city. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
2682 I told you to butterfly the shrimp! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
2683 It's just some light reading 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
2684 So you're finally out of your cocoon? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2685 Any plans for the next 2-4 weeks? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2686 It was quarantining, not cocooning! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2687 Things have been weird since you stopped drinking Red Bull 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2688 So it was YOU who ate holes in my cashmere sweater! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2689 No, we’re having pork chops. I’m getting tired of nectar. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2690 Wait, what? You’ve never seen ‘Cocoon’ 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2691 Fine, you win, the right wing and the left wing do have something in common. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
2692 So...I am no longer a very hungry caterpillar 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2693 They really are going to come for you with a net. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2694 Stop it! I'm not there yet. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2695 Nah, I'm too too pupa'd to metamorphosize right now, you should go ahead and fledge without me. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
2696 I GET IT! YOU REALLY WANT TO WATCH NBC 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2697 I'm not easily impressed, Harold. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2698 Have you been fooling around in the metaverse again? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2699 Bug off! I'm still cocooning. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2700 Congratulations on the new you. You still have to do the dishes. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2701 Aren't you pleased with your early cocoon burst. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2702 Well, you just go back to the bedroom and metamorphosis again before the Tucker's arrive for dinner. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2703 I was okay with your caterpillar phase,but this is a bit too much. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
2704 Well, aren't you the little antisocial butterfly? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
2705 Ok, bigshot, but you're not a pig, and I'm still not doing it! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2706 I think the Peacock outfit is a better look for you. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
2707 Keep flitting. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2708 Pupa it's not time for my cocoon yet! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2709 Did the butterflies in your stomach finally grow on you? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2710 Don't even think you're getting me to take the kids to school today! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2711 I should have married a ruling monarch. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2712 GET LOST! BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2713 Nice trick. But I still think of you as a disgusting little worm. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2714 You flew down the stairs to show me that, yet you forgot my slippers! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2715 I don't believe in the "butterfly effect," so flutter away. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2716 I said "transcend" yourself not "transform" yourself 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2717 I see you have emerged from your COVID-19 cocoon. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2718 Finally! You’ve been in that cocoon for weeks. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2719 Just don’t expect me to be the wind beneath your wings! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2720 Cute. Now how about finally fixing that leaky faucet in the bathroom? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2721 Whoa, you are going through a ‘midlife chrysalis.’ 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2722 45 years, and now you want to change? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2723 Metamorphosis smetamorphosis, I want my old brother back. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2724 face it, Joe! You're not the Superhero type. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2725 I am not your Madame! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2726 Well . . . it's better than "Grouchy old man!" 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
2727 Well, look at you spreading your wings! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2728 What happened to stinging like a bee? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2729 Okay, so we’re not birds with the same feathers! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2730 I said 'fly away'! I didn't say 'fly to me!" 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2731 Sting me like a bee and we’ll see how long you float. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2732 I see you're ready to leave our cocoon. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2733 'I don't care what you can do, it's your turn to wash up!' 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2734 Jesus Chrysalis! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2735 But I'm happy as I am. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2736 “Why can’t you just be a helicopter parent like other dads?” 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
2737 I told you, self actualization was *your* New Year's resolution! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2738 You have to stop watching reruns of Wings of Desire 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
2739 Fine, I’ll turn the light off. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
2740 Metamorp Surprise. Turns out I've been living in a pupa all these years. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2741 I don't give a damn what you wear, Horace. I'm not in the mood to molt today. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2742 Larry, this isn’t what I meant when we discussed personal change. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
2743 You've got the right proboscis, but offering up sweet nectar isn't my style, so please leave me alone. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2744 That does not make you Mohammed Ali! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2745 No Milton, you can't claim responsibility for that tornado. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2746 See, I told you it was smarter to wait for a two-for-one sale. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2747 Finally, I’ve been waiting for you to emerge for a month! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2748 Don't forget to clean up the chrysalis! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2749 Did you go show the neighbor your new wings 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2750 I was only kidding when I said you lived in a cocoon. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2751 Well that explains why there's no food left in the house. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2752 I know you said you wanted to go all-natural, but this is ridiculous. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
2753 You know perfectly well that this is what happens every time you watch "Cocoon"! 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
2754 Oh, look who decided to emerge from his chrysalis. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
2755 Seeing you like this still doesn’t make my heart flutter 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2756 You can still float, but you don’t have much sting. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
2757 You've decided to finally come out of your cocoon? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
2758 The Butterfly Effect is no excuse for quitting your job 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
2759 'Are you a trans Fairy Godmother?!' 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2760 That’s the last time I ask that damn French genie to make Pappy young. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
2761 This does not make you a social butterfly; you’re still an introvert.<