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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-01-30T18:08:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-02-20T18:10:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-02-07T18:09:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | February 14 & 21, 2022 |
Number of captions | 6226 |
Number of responses | 447322 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Do you have to come in here every time I turn on the light? | 1.8266 | 0.01691 | 2341 | 1021 | 705 | 615 |
1 | I really hope you make better use of your last two wishes. | 1.7726 | 0.01718 | 2177 | 1003 | 666 | 508 |
2 | What the hell is a midlife chrysalis? | 1.7497 | 0.02161 | 1454 | 721 | 376 | 357 |
3 | You know I can't stand it when you hover. | 1.7407 | 0.02235 | 1180 | 540 | 406 | 234 |
4 | You went out for wings without me? | 1.7320 | 0.02429 | 1082 | 529 | 314 | 239 |
5 | I give up. New glasses? | 1.7293 | 0.02882 | 772 | 380 | 221 | 171 |
6 | Oh God, you caught the variant. | 1.7226 | 0.02698 | 894 | 449 | 244 | 201 |
7 | It’s 2 AM and once again you flit home reeking of pollen and nectar. | 1.7175 | 0.02498 | 970 | 469 | 306 | 195 |
8 | When I told you to grow a pair, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.7135 | 0.02925 | 747 | 376 | 209 | 162 |
9 | Ok, fine. You are capable of change. | 1.7122 | 0.02239 | 1164 | 555 | 389 | 220 |
10 | This wasn’t what I meant when I told you to grow a pair. | 1.7084 | 0.02441 | 1101 | 568 | 286 | 247 |
11 | Good, now why don't you go check on that porch light? | 1.7045 | 0.02577 | 890 | 433 | 287 | 170 |
12 | Well, look who thinks he’s the new monarch around here. | 1.7000 | 0.02660 | 850 | 421 | 263 | 166 |
13 | I see that you’re finally over your mid-life chrysalis. | 1.6957 | 0.02593 | 874 | 430 | 280 | 164 |
14 | I thought you were European when you said your family came from monarchs. | 1.6874 | 0.02780 | 838 | 443 | 214 | 181 |
15 | That's not what I meant when I told you to "Grow a pair" | 1.6865 | 0.02778 | 839 | 444 | 214 | 181 |
16 | For goodness’s sake, Robert, there’s no reason to come downstairs every time I turn the lamp on | 1.6843 | 0.02887 | 738 | 380 | 211 | 147 |
17 | « Go and enjoy the lights if you must, but if you are not back by 11:30 you’re sleeping on the screen door again » | 1.6841 | 0.03053 | 728 | 398 | 162 | 168 |
18 | What is your preferred pronoun now? | 1.6779 | 0.03165 | 655 | 354 | 158 | 143 |
19 | When you told me you were transitioning, this isn't what I expected. | 1.6775 | 0.02824 | 766 | 397 | 219 | 150 |
20 | Yeah, well I sting like a bee so finish cleaning the dishes. | 1.6752 | 0.03195 | 622 | 331 | 162 | 129 |
21 | Shouldn’t you be in Mexico by now? | 1.6711 | 0.02942 | 672 | 342 | 209 | 121 |
22 | You're not the caterpillar I married. | 1.6667 | 0.03136 | 681 | 379 | 150 | 152 |
23 | Howard, I don’t care if you’ve only got one day to breed. The answer is still No. | 1.6662 | 0.03066 | 656 | 348 | 179 | 129 |
24 | This is not what I meant by "grow a pair". | 1.6646 | 0.03160 | 659 | 364 | 152 | 143 |
25 | So, it’s off to Mexico again, is it? | 1.6646 | 0.02987 | 659 | 341 | 198 | 120 |
26 | When you said you were transitioning, this is not what came to my mind | 1.6619 | 0.03021 | 627 | 321 | 197 | 109 |
27 | Look who emerges from his cocoon now that the dishes are done. | 1.6608 | 0.03226 | 566 | 295 | 168 | 103 |
28 | Are those new glasses? | 1.6588 | 0.03384 | 548 | 297 | 141 | 110 |
29 | This insert says it's one of the 'very rare' side effects. | 1.6567 | 0.03149 | 603 | 319 | 172 | 112 |
30 | You know George, most people turn 50 and just buy a motorcycle. | 1.6553 | 0.03064 | 589 | 299 | 194 | 96 |
31 | Oh my, Leonard! You never told me you were transitioning. | 1.6549 | 0.03183 | 568 | 295 | 174 | 99 |
32 | The Very Hungry Butterfly can make his own sandwich. | 1.6513 | 0.03149 | 585 | 307 | 175 | 103 |
33 | And you want to use the "it" pronoun? | 1.6500 | 0.03320 | 540 | 288 | 153 | 99 |
34 | This isn't what I meant when I said go upstairs and change. | 1.6496 | 0.03192 | 565 | 296 | 171 | 98 |
35 | You're not the caterpillar I married anymore. | 1.6495 | 0.03105 | 562 | 285 | 189 | 88 |
36 | Not exactly what I meant when I told you to grow a pair. | 1.6494 | 0.03279 | 559 | 300 | 155 | 104 |
37 | No, I will not be the wind beneath your wings! | 1.6484 | 0.03333 | 546 | 295 | 148 | 103 |
38 | I don’t like the way you’re looking at my sweater. | 1.6447 | 0.03312 | 532 | 283 | 155 | 94 |
39 | Not what I meant by ‘Grow a pair!’ | 1.6406 | 0.03615 | 512 | 296 | 104 | 112 |
40 | Most men just get a sports car. | 1.6400 | 0.03260 | 500 | 255 | 170 | 75 |
41 | ‘It’s finally happened. You’ve turned into your mother.’ | 1.6394 | 0.03464 | 502 | 274 | 135 | 93 |
42 | Most men your age just buy a Corvette. | 1.6387 | 0.03307 | 512 | 269 | 159 | 84 |
43 | Where have you been? I turned the light on hours ago. | 1.6354 | 0.03398 | 491 | 261 | 148 | 82 |
44 | Those better not be the good curtains. | 1.6351 | 0.03493 | 485 | 264 | 134 | 87 |
45 | There’s coming out and there’s showing off. | 1.6347 | 0.03626 | 479 | 270 | 114 | 95 |
46 | For the millionth time, it's not a side effect of the vaccine. | 1.6335 | 0.03521 | 472 | 256 | 133 | 83 |
47 | Can I just read with the light on without you coming in here every five minutes? | 1.6326 | 0.03754 | 411 | 222 | 118 | 71 |
48 | I suppose this is just another stage you’re going through. | 1.6303 | 0.03482 | 468 | 251 | 139 | 78 |
49 | Sorry. In this house, I’m still the monarch. | 1.6293 | 0.03612 | 464 | 258 | 120 | 86 |
50 | Can't you just come out of the closet like everyone else? | 1.6291 | 0.03525 | 461 | 249 | 134 | 78 |
51 | 25 years of marriage and now you come out? | 1.6283 | 0.03716 | 452 | 256 | 108 | 88 |
52 | Three wishes, and you said "Be a monarch"? | 1.6261 | 0.03666 | 460 | 260 | 112 | 88 |
53 | You still need to remove your shoes | 1.6250 | 0.03483 | 448 | 237 | 142 | 69 |
54 | You’re not the man I married. | 1.6217 | 0.03723 | 423 | 234 | 115 | 74 |
55 | As long as you're making changes,how about putting down the seat? | 1.6213 | 0.03588 | 441 | 240 | 128 | 73 |
56 | Arnold, it's not just that you hover. It's the way you hover. | 1.6200 | 0.03693 | 421 | 231 | 119 | 71 |
57 | Must you do this EVERY time I turn on the light? | 1.6195 | 0.03685 | 431 | 239 | 117 | 75 |
58 | When I said that our relationship needed a complete metamorphosis, this isn't what I meant. | 1.6192 | 0.03641 | 386 | 200 | 133 | 53 |
59 | Don’t lie to me. You’ve been out pollinating. | 1.6177 | 0.03595 | 429 | 232 | 129 | 68 |
60 | You know, most men have a midlife crisis, not a midlife chrysalis. | 1.6163 | 0.03649 | 430 | 237 | 121 | 72 |
61 | I don't believe it--you got glasses! | 1.6129 | 0.03830 | 403 | 227 | 105 | 71 |
62 | I told you to come out of the closet, not spread your wings. | 1.6124 | 0.03766 | 387 | 210 | 117 | 60 |
63 | Yes, Mr. Smarty-pants, I did ask you to bring back some wings. | 1.6118 | 0.03821 | 389 | 215 | 110 | 64 |
64 | Don’t bother explaining. I can smell the nectar on your breath from here! | 1.6099 | 0.03734 | 382 | 205 | 121 | 56 |
65 | What do you mean my wardrobe was delicious? | 1.6099 | 0.03686 | 405 | 221 | 121 | 63 |
66 | I was wondering what was taking you so long in the bathroom. | 1.6085 | 0.03876 | 378 | 210 | 106 | 62 |
67 | That's not what I meant when I said to grow a pair... | 1.6075 | 0.04124 | 372 | 219 | 80 | 73 |
68 | But, aside from that, no other side effects from the booster? | 1.6061 | 0.04061 | 363 | 208 | 90 | 65 |
69 | You're just going through a midlife chrysalis. | 1.6045 | 0.03963 | 359 | 200 | 101 | 58 |
70 | What else haven't you told me? | 1.6043 | 0.03743 | 369 | 197 | 121 | 51 |
71 | What do you mean, 'You're finally out of the closet'? | 1.6033 | 0.04118 | 363 | 212 | 83 | 68 |
72 | And just when I accepted that you would never change. | 1.6031 | 0.03694 | 383 | 206 | 123 | 54 |
73 | Have you seen my wool sweater? | 1.6022 | 0.03922 | 357 | 197 | 105 | 55 |
74 | I said we needed butter and fries. | 1.6016 | 0.03992 | 369 | 211 | 94 | 64 |
75 | You can stay, but don’t go near my sweaters. | 1.5989 | 0.03703 | 359 | 189 | 125 | 45 |
76 | Stay away from my closet." | 1.5983 | 0.03917 | 346 | 189 | 107 | 50 |
77 | My mother always wanted me to marry a monarch. | 1.5983 | 0.04085 | 346 | 197 | 91 | 58 |
78 | Tell me this is just another one of your phases. | 1.5974 | 0.03957 | 308 | 161 | 110 | 37 |
79 | That was a long nap. | 1.5965 | 0.03973 | 347 | 193 | 101 | 53 |
80 | Dammit, Ralph. That LSD was for our anniversary! | 1.5949 | 0.03962 | 353 | 198 | 100 | 55 |
81 | Coming out, are we? | 1.5944 | 0.04005 | 355 | 202 | 95 | 58 |
82 | Ok, one last time. You know you die after mating. | 1.5940 | 0.04086 | 335 | 189 | 93 | 53 |
83 | When are the clinical trials over? | 1.5920 | 0.04319 | 299 | 169 | 83 | 47 |
84 | I still don't think you should refer to yourself as a "person of color," Harold. | 1.5915 | 0.04877 | 235 | 133 | 65 | 37 |
85 | I don't like the idea of you hanging around your old flame. | 1.5908 | 0.04095 | 325 | 182 | 94 | 49 |
86 | Would you please stop hovering!? | 1.5908 | 0.04048 | 325 | 180 | 98 | 47 |
87 | *This* is how you used your third wish?! | 1.5905 | 0.04047 | 337 | 190 | 95 | 52 |
88 | It's clear we're at different stages in our relationship. | 1.5901 | 0.04078 | 322 | 179 | 96 | 47 |
89 | You're hovering again. | 1.5893 | 0.04138 | 280 | 148 | 99 | 33 |
90 | Is this just a phase? | 1.5875 | 0.03978 | 320 | 174 | 104 | 42 |
91 | It’s about time that you got over your midlife chrysalis. | 1.5859 | 0.04269 | 326 | 192 | 77 | 57 |
92 | I’m not even going to ask…just stay out of my closet. | 1.5844 | 0.04250 | 308 | 176 | 84 | 48 |
93 | Al, one of us has got to lay off the edibles. | 1.5841 | 0.04248 | 315 | 182 | 82 | 51 |
94 | I hope you didn't leave your crysalis on the bathroom floor. | 1.5822 | 0.04244 | 304 | 173 | 85 | 46 |
95 | You're out. You're proud. I get it. But please stop eating my sweaters. | 1.5805 | 0.04338 | 298 | 172 | 79 | 47 |
96 | It's just a midlife chrysalis. | 1.5801 | 0.04286 | 331 | 199 | 72 | 60 |
97 | All those months cocooning seem to have paid off | 1.5793 | 0.04126 | 290 | 158 | 96 | 36 |
98 | When I said grow a pair, I didn’t mean wings | 1.5772 | 0.04635 | 272 | 161 | 65 | 46 |
99 | Is that pollen on your collar? | 1.5764 | 0.04068 | 314 | 176 | 95 | 43 |
100 | You call it a metamorphosis; I call it a midlife crisis. | 1.5759 | 0.04298 | 290 | 165 | 83 | 42 |
101 | You are NOT going out with that shirt on! | 1.5753 | 0.04356 | 299 | 175 | 76 | 48 |
102 | Going through your mid-life chrysalis? | 1.5748 | 0.04204 | 301 | 171 | 87 | 43 |
103 | Aren’t you supposed to be in Mexico by now? | 1.5747 | 0.04256 | 308 | 179 | 81 | 48 |
104 | I get it, Howard! You’re a changed man. | 1.5738 | 0.05334 | 183 | 103 | 55 | 25 |
105 | Fine, we'll do it. But you do know you die after mating, right? | 1.5733 | 0.04243 | 307 | 178 | 82 | 47 |
106 | Now can you transform into a man who washes the dishes? | 1.5724 | 0.04056 | 283 | 152 | 100 | 31 |
107 | I still want you to take your shoes off. | 1.5724 | 0.04216 | 290 | 163 | 88 | 39 |
108 | Oh, I thought you were just quarantining for the last two weeks. | 1.5724 | 0.04159 | 290 | 161 | 92 | 37 |
109 | The tooth's upstairs. | 1.5719 | 0.04502 | 278 | 163 | 71 | 44 |
110 | Can you please not hover? | 1.5719 | 0.04332 | 292 | 169 | 79 | 44 |
111 | If it isn't the social butterfly! | 1.5704 | 0.04256 | 284 | 160 | 86 | 38 |
112 | So what? I've changed too." | 1.5699 | 0.04399 | 272 | 155 | 79 | 38 |
113 | Harold, that wasn't what I meant when I told you to grow a pair! | 1.5683 | 0.04741 | 271 | 166 | 56 | 49 |
114 | That’s what you’re wearing? | 1.5678 | 0.04509 | 273 | 160 | 71 | 42 |
115 | Don't be so smug; we all changed a bit during the lockdown. | 1.5668 | 0.04310 | 277 | 157 | 83 | 37 |
116 | That’s not what I meant when I said you need to get a pair. | 1.5654 | 0.04415 | 283 | 166 | 74 | 43 |
117 | When I sent you out for wings, that’s not what I had in mind. | 1.5651 | 0.04470 | 292 | 176 | 67 | 49 |
118 | Sorry, but I'm not in the mood to be pollinated. | 1.5644 | 0.04631 | 264 | 157 | 65 | 42 |
119 | I suppose this means you’re migrating to Mexico. | 1.5640 | 0.04344 | 289 | 169 | 77 | 43 |
120 | I get it. You can change | 1.5620 | 0.04316 | 258 | 143 | 85 | 30 |
121 | George, will you please stop hovering! | 1.5611 | 0.04629 | 262 | 156 | 65 | 41 |
122 | Any chance of morphing into a breadwinner? | 1.5603 | 0.04700 | 257 | 154 | 62 | 41 |
123 | You know this means you're in the last stage of life, right? | 1.5597 | 0.04670 | 268 | 163 | 60 | 45 |
124 | No, I don’t care to be the wind beneath your wings… | 1.5588 | 0.04405 | 272 | 158 | 76 | 38 |
125 | I see you’ve finally decided to come out. | 1.5583 | 0.04390 | 283 | 167 | 74 | 42 |
126 | Go see if the porch light is on. | 1.5573 | 0.04817 | 262 | 163 | 52 | 47 |
127 | They looked better online." | 1.5561 | 0.04931 | 214 | 124 | 61 | 29 |
128 | And I suppose you’re going to tell me you can sting like a bee, too. | 1.5556 | 0.04607 | 252 | 148 | 68 | 36 |
129 | But you swore you'd never change! | 1.5549 | 0.05196 | 182 | 103 | 57 | 22 |
130 | I don't care how short your mating season is, I'm re-watching 'Downton Abbey.' | 1.5538 | 0.04791 | 251 | 153 | 57 | 41 |
131 | No, I am not in the mood to be pollinated. | 1.5537 | 0.04607 | 242 | 140 | 70 | 32 |
132 | So now you're capable of change? | 1.5534 | 0.04312 | 253 | 141 | 84 | 28 |
133 | Not what I meant when I said ‘grow a pair,’ Bob. | 1.5528 | 0.05068 | 246 | 157 | 42 | 47 |
134 | Did you pollinate my azaleas like I asked? | 1.5527 | 0.04795 | 237 | 141 | 61 | 35 |
135 | Either your meds or mine have some serious side effects. | 1.5525 | 0.04471 | 257 | 149 | 74 | 34 |
136 | I don’t care. You still need to take your shoes off. | 1.5525 | 0.04437 | 257 | 148 | 76 | 33 |
137 | I never should have left the light on. | 1.5524 | 0.04487 | 248 | 142 | 75 | 31 |
138 | If you really want to impress me, where’s the remote? | 1.5523 | 0.04909 | 239 | 146 | 54 | 39 |
139 | You still need to take off your shoes. | 1.5520 | 0.04705 | 250 | 150 | 62 | 38 |
140 | What will I tell everyone who came to your funeral? | 1.5502 | 0.04721 | 249 | 150 | 61 | 38 |
141 | We’re a republic, not a monarchy. | 1.5473 | 0.04741 | 243 | 146 | 61 | 36 |
142 | You’re not wearing that again are you? | 1.5470 | 0.04845 | 234 | 141 | 58 | 35 |
143 | Great, now you’re going to be up all night. | 1.5466 | 0.04611 | 247 | 146 | 67 | 34 |
144 | For goodness sake, Harold, stop hovering. | 1.5462 | 0.04670 | 238 | 140 | 66 | 32 |
145 | ...anything different? Oh,new glasses. | 1.5458 | 0.04564 | 240 | 139 | 71 | 30 |
146 | I told you not to eat the worm in the tequila bottle! | 1.5444 | 0.04710 | 259 | 160 | 57 | 42 |
147 | I can't stand it when you hover. | 1.5440 | 0.04427 | 250 | 144 | 76 | 30 |
148 | No! I am not interested in trying your CBD gummies. | 1.5436 | 0.04700 | 241 | 144 | 63 | 34 |
149 | Honey, you're hovering. You know I hate it when you hover. | 1.5425 | 0.04431 | 247 | 142 | 76 | 29 |
150 | Someone has finally reached maturity! | 1.5424 | 0.04739 | 236 | 141 | 62 | 33 |
151 | ‘So what, I can sting like a bee.’ | 1.5419 | 0.04963 | 227 | 139 | 53 | 35 |
152 | You have to stop reading Kafka | 1.5415 | 0.04771 | 229 | 136 | 62 | 31 |
153 | I'm not sure you can call yourself a social butterfly if we never go out. | 1.5413 | 0.04692 | 218 | 125 | 68 | 25 |
154 | No, Stanley, I don't want to see your proboscis. | 1.5411 | 0.04779 | 231 | 138 | 61 | 32 |
155 | Can you please stop hovering? | 1.5411 | 0.04819 | 231 | 139 | 59 | 33 |
156 | So you've finally come out | 1.5408 | 0.04709 | 233 | 138 | 64 | 31 |
157 | I thought you were going to be a fly on the wall. | 1.5405 | 0.05170 | 222 | 140 | 44 | 38 |
158 | And you say I've changed. | 1.5391 | 0.04796 | 230 | 138 | 60 | 32 |
159 | Fine, I admit we've both changed! | 1.5385 | 0.04655 | 234 | 138 | 66 | 30 |
160 | Remind me how many edibles is too many? | 1.5374 | 0.04983 | 214 | 129 | 55 | 30 |
161 | Going out? When did you become such a social butterfly? | 1.5367 | 0.05493 | 177 | 107 | 45 | 25 |
162 | I liked you just fine as a caterpillar. | 1.5359 | 0.04612 | 237 | 140 | 67 | 30 |
163 | When you said you were transitioning, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.5354 | 0.06304 | 127 | 75 | 36 | 16 |
164 | Two boxing classes at the gym and you think you're Muhammad Ali. | 1.5337 | 0.05185 | 208 | 129 | 47 | 32 |
165 | I've always known, Harry. | 1.5330 | 0.04926 | 227 | 140 | 53 | 34 |
166 | Looks like you're finally out of your midlife chrysalis. | 1.5330 | 0.04765 | 227 | 136 | 61 | 30 |
167 | Not what I meant when I said ‘grow a pair’ | 1.5324 | 0.05163 | 216 | 136 | 45 | 35 |
168 | I married a caterpillar, not whatever this is. | 1.5321 | 0.05125 | 218 | 137 | 46 | 35 |
169 | The flame died years ago, Milton." | 1.5318 | 0.04881 | 220 | 133 | 57 | 30 |
170 | No, I don't want to go outside and read under the porch light. | 1.5317 | 0.05106 | 205 | 125 | 51 | 29 |
171 | I thought you misspoke when you said you were going through a mid-life chrysalis. | 1.5310 | 0.05958 | 145 | 87 | 39 | 19 |
172 | It looks like quarantine went well. | 1.5307 | 0.04791 | 228 | 138 | 59 | 31 |
173 | I don't care. You still have to take your shoes off. | 1.5302 | 0.04652 | 215 | 124 | 68 | 23 |
174 | Well, that's the last time I get you to order wings | 1.5297 | 0.05025 | 219 | 136 | 50 | 33 |
175 | I'm glad you finally decided to come out of your cocoon | 1.5294 | 0.06626 | 119 | 72 | 31 | 16 |
176 | I see now how asking you to order wings was ambiguous. | 1.5286 | 0.04968 | 210 | 127 | 55 | 28 |
177 | You still bug me. | 1.5282 | 0.05053 | 195 | 116 | 55 | 24 |
178 | Charles, where did you get the mushrooms we had for dinner? | 1.5275 | 0.05168 | 218 | 139 | 43 | 36 |
179 | That's not what I meant when I asked you to go change for dinner. | 1.5273 | 0.04882 | 220 | 134 | 56 | 30 |
180 | The truth, Harold? It makes you look fat. | 1.5268 | 0.05154 | 205 | 127 | 48 | 30 |
181 | Look who finally emerged. | 1.5261 | 0.04905 | 211 | 127 | 57 | 27 |
182 | You’re starting to become a pest, ya know | 1.5258 | 0.04732 | 213 | 125 | 64 | 24 |
183 | Coming out is fine, but must you be so dramatic about it? | 1.5229 | 0.05210 | 218 | 141 | 40 | 37 |
184 | I'd be more impressed if you grew hair. | 1.5227 | 0.05050 | 220 | 139 | 47 | 34 |
185 | Well, look who just became a social butterfly. | 1.5223 | 0.04516 | 224 | 130 | 71 | 23 |
186 | I'm tired of always having to be the flower! | 1.5220 | 0.05014 | 205 | 125 | 53 | 27 |
187 | A lot of men your age would have just been content to buy a sports car | 1.5213 | 0.04813 | 211 | 126 | 60 | 25 |
188 | Don't look so happy, your life expectancy is 3 months | 1.5208 | 0.05167 | 192 | 117 | 50 | 25 |
189 | Well, the sweater's a bit much. | 1.5208 | 0.04952 | 192 | 113 | 58 | 21 |
190 | I hope you cleaned up your pupa. | 1.5198 | 0.05168 | 202 | 126 | 47 | 29 |
191 | I don’t care. The rule is, we take off our shoes in the house. | 1.5192 | 0.04960 | 208 | 127 | 54 | 27 |
192 | I'd ask where you've been all night but I can smell the nectar on your breath. | 1.5187 | 0.05272 | 187 | 115 | 47 | 25 |
193 | Oh great, now you’re a flight risk. | 1.5181 | 0.05042 | 193 | 116 | 54 | 23 |
194 | Will you please stop hovering! | 1.5178 | 0.05318 | 197 | 125 | 42 | 30 |
195 | Men always age more gracefully. | 1.5161 | 0.05183 | 186 | 113 | 50 | 23 |
196 | Could you be any more gay? | 1.5160 | 0.05567 | 188 | 122 | 35 | 31 |
197 | And do you sting like a bee? | 1.5150 | 0.05111 | 200 | 124 | 49 | 27 |
198 | Harry, it's getting harder to pin you down." | 1.5132 | 0.05122 | 189 | 115 | 51 | 23 |
199 | Your doctor really prescribed those for knee pain? | 1.5131 | 0.05082 | 191 | 116 | 52 | 23 |
200 | You've been mixing Viagra and Kafka again, haven't you? | 1.5121 | 0.04979 | 207 | 128 | 52 | 27 |
201 | Just keep away from the porch light, George." | 1.5120 | 0.04943 | 209 | 129 | 53 | 27 |
202 | Seriously.” “Every time I turn the light on to read? | 1.5110 | 0.05440 | 182 | 115 | 41 | 26 |
203 | Just in time. The gutters need cleaning. | 1.5106 | 0.05306 | 188 | 118 | 44 | 26 |
204 | No, I do NOT want to see your proboscis! | 1.5105 | 0.05368 | 190 | 121 | 41 | 28 |
205 | Stay away from the cashmere. | 1.5104 | 0.05062 | 192 | 117 | 52 | 23 |
206 | Striking. I assume you know you only have four weeks to live. | 1.5104 | 0.05273 | 192 | 121 | 44 | 27 |
207 | We're all tired of cocooning, Harald, but don't you think that's a bit premature? | 1.5102 | 0.05191 | 196 | 123 | 46 | 27 |
208 | Yes, and I sting like a bee. | 1.5083 | 0.06798 | 120 | 77 | 25 | 18 |
209 | Don’t lie to me. I can smell the nectar from here! | 1.5083 | 0.05175 | 181 | 110 | 50 | 21 |
210 | What brings you out of your cocoon? | 1.5082 | 0.04893 | 183 | 107 | 59 | 17 |
211 | Yeah, yeah. But can you sting like a bee? | 1.5081 | 0.05149 | 185 | 113 | 50 | 22 |
212 | Don’t look so innocent. I know you ate my best cashmere sweater! | 1.5077 | 0.05109 | 195 | 121 | 49 | 25 |
213 | What do you mean,"you think you might be gay"? | 1.5077 | 0.06201 | 130 | 80 | 34 | 16 |
214 | and what do you plan to do with all those shoes you bought as a caterpillar? | 1.5076 | 0.05463 | 197 | 130 | 34 | 33 |
215 | Did you take the hallucinogens, or did I? | 1.5057 | 0.05691 | 174 | 113 | 34 | 27 |
216 | You’re a trans-what?!?! | 1.5057 | 0.05329 | 174 | 107 | 46 | 21 |
217 | Those wings don’t go with that shirt. | 1.5057 | 0.05222 | 176 | 107 | 49 | 20 |
218 | And why are you all aflutter? | 1.5038 | 0.06166 | 131 | 81 | 34 | 16 |
219 | You're no longer the man I married, Chad. | 1.5029 | 0.05648 | 171 | 110 | 36 | 25 |
220 | Well, it;s about time you came out of your cocoon. | 1.5028 | 0.05157 | 179 | 109 | 50 | 20 |
221 | No more Kafka for you! | 1.5026 | 0.05083 | 191 | 118 | 50 | 23 |
222 | You still better take your shoes off. | 1.5000 | 0.05256 | 180 | 112 | 46 | 22 |
223 | It’s Kafka, if you have to know. | 1.5000 | 0.04955 | 186 | 112 | 55 | 19 |
224 | That's my sweater. | 1.5000 | 0.04933 | 196 | 120 | 54 | 22 |
225 | OMG Dad, does Grandma know? | 1.5000 | 0.05316 | 190 | 122 | 41 | 27 |
226 | It's not that kind "reveal" party Fred. | 1.5000 | 0.05212 | 182 | 113 | 47 | 22 |
227 | Isn't it hard enough to convince them you're NOT a Fairy? | 1.5000 | 0.05591 | 178 | 116 | 35 | 27 |
228 | Where have you been for the last three weeks? | 1.5000 | 0.05487 | 170 | 107 | 41 | 22 |
229 | Well, it looks like somebody's prescription got refilled... | 1.5000 | 0.05465 | 176 | 112 | 40 | 24 |
230 | I thought we were going to stay in the closet a bit longer. | 1.4975 | 0.04930 | 199 | 123 | 53 | 23 |
231 | Yes, yes, Brian your metamorphosis is lovely — but stay away from the sweaters! | 1.4973 | 0.05074 | 183 | 112 | 51 | 20 |
232 | Not the metamorphosis I was hoping for. | 1.4972 | 0.05322 | 177 | 111 | 44 | 22 |
233 | Just stay away from my sweaters! | 1.4971 | 0.05161 | 173 | 105 | 50 | 18 |
234 | Did I leave the light on again? | 1.4971 | 0.05477 | 173 | 110 | 40 | 23 |
235 | Not another new variant! | 1.4970 | 0.05382 | 169 | 105 | 44 | 20 |
236 | Turn on your hearing aid, Sid. I said, "BUTTON your FLY." | 1.4970 | 0.05762 | 169 | 111 | 32 | 26 |
237 | I hope you haven't been in my sweater drawer again. | 1.4970 | 0.05562 | 167 | 106 | 39 | 22 |
238 | Can I trust that you’ve really changed? | 1.4946 | 0.04813 | 184 | 109 | 59 | 16 |
239 | And for the last time, STAY AWAY FROM THAT LAMP. | 1.4946 | 0.05227 | 184 | 116 | 45 | 23 |
240 | I don't care if you can fly, I still don't want you wearing shoes in the house. | 1.4941 | 0.05293 | 170 | 105 | 46 | 19 |
241 | Not the transformation I was hoping for... | 1.4941 | 0.05160 | 170 | 103 | 50 | 17 |
242 | I've lost 3 cashmere sweaters in one week. Stay out of my closet! | 1.4941 | 0.05293 | 170 | 105 | 46 | 19 |
243 | Not tonight, honey. This is my favorite sweater. | 1.4941 | 0.05550 | 170 | 109 | 38 | 23 |
244 | Oh, so those flowers aren't for me. | 1.4940 | 0.05600 | 168 | 108 | 37 | 23 |
245 | You’re still not allowed to wear your shoes inside. | 1.4940 | 0.05204 | 168 | 102 | 49 | 17 |
246 | I turned the porch light on for you, now, get out. | 1.4940 | 0.05250 | 166 | 101 | 48 | 17 |
247 | I said trans was fine— I didn’t agree to metamorphosis. | 1.4938 | 0.05955 | 162 | 108 | 28 | 26 |
248 | Your shirt and wings clash. | 1.4937 | 0.05170 | 160 | 95 | 51 | 14 |
249 | I guess all the time you spent wrapped in your blankets doing nothing paid off. | 1.4914 | 0.05306 | 175 | 110 | 44 | 21 |
250 | And will we be using new pronouns for you now? | 1.4913 | 0.05598 | 173 | 113 | 35 | 25 |
251 | I don't know Harold, new glasses? | 1.4912 | 0.05462 | 171 | 109 | 40 | 22 |
252 | Did you pick your cocoon up off the floor? | 1.4908 | 0.05320 | 163 | 100 | 46 | 17 |
253 | Ralph! When I said come out of your cocoon it was a metaphor. A metaphor !! | 1.4906 | 0.05344 | 159 | 97 | 46 | 16 |
254 | You've been listening to Joni Mitchell again, haven't you? | 1.4894 | 0.05252 | 188 | 121 | 42 | 25 |
255 | Don’t put on airs. I knew you when you were a caterpillar. | 1.4884 | 0.05311 | 172 | 108 | 44 | 20 |
256 | That was a hell of a nap. | 1.4873 | 0.05516 | 158 | 99 | 41 | 18 |
257 | I meant buffalo wings | 1.4873 | 0.05660 | 158 | 101 | 37 | 20 |
258 | And where were you when I went through MY change of life? | 1.4870 | 0.05916 | 154 | 101 | 31 | 22 |
259 | You finally grew a pair. | 1.4870 | 0.05312 | 154 | 93 | 47 | 14 |
260 | They don't go with your striped shirt. | 1.4863 | 0.05073 | 183 | 114 | 49 | 20 |
261 | Who died and made you Monarch? | 1.4859 | 0.05499 | 177 | 116 | 36 | 25 |
262 | That was quite a nap. | 1.4857 | 0.05052 | 175 | 107 | 51 | 17 |
263 | I see you’ve entered your “new phase.” | 1.4854 | 0.05070 | 171 | 104 | 51 | 16 |
264 | I stand corrected…you really can change | 1.4848 | 0.05410 | 165 | 104 | 42 | 19 |
265 | If you’re a monarch, I’m a queen bee. | 1.4843 | 0.05703 | 159 | 103 | 35 | 21 |
266 | Where have you been? You look different. Are those new glasses? | 1.4841 | 0.05238 | 157 | 95 | 48 | 14 |
267 | No, they don’t make you look fat! | 1.4834 | 0.05627 | 151 | 95 | 39 | 17 |
268 | For the last time, I do not want to see your proboscis. | 1.4832 | 0.05683 | 149 | 94 | 38 | 17 |
269 | Just because you can change, does that mean I have to? | 1.4817 | 0.05365 | 164 | 103 | 43 | 18 |
270 | Look at the bright side. You didn't turn into a giant roach like your cousin, Gregor. | 1.4810 | 0.05800 | 158 | 104 | 32 | 22 |
271 | What do you mean my sweater looks delicious? | 1.4805 | 0.05843 | 154 | 101 | 32 | 21 |
272 | Is this your way of coming out? | 1.4803 | 0.05676 | 152 | 97 | 37 | 18 |
273 | Really George, after 30 years you decide to come out of your cocoon. | 1.4798 | 0.05287 | 173 | 110 | 43 | 20 |
274 | That's my reading lamp, Leonard. Go flutter somewhere else. | 1.4795 | 0.05068 | 171 | 105 | 50 | 16 |
275 | I never liked Kafka. | 1.4788 | 0.05409 | 165 | 105 | 41 | 19 |
276 | When I said you have to "come out of your cocoon" this isn't what I had in mind | 1.4786 | 0.06021 | 117 | 71 | 36 | 10 |
277 | Why are you always bugging me? | 1.4785 | 0.05389 | 163 | 103 | 42 | 18 |
278 | This gives coming out a new perspective. | 1.4783 | 0.05851 | 161 | 108 | 29 | 24 |
279 | You idiot, that is not the butterfly effect. | 1.4783 | 0.05438 | 161 | 102 | 41 | 18 |
280 | Is LSD your answer to everything? | 1.4780 | 0.05488 | 159 | 101 | 40 | 18 |
281 | Do you think you can just come in here and flap your wings as if nothing happened? | 1.4780 | 0.05840 | 159 | 106 | 30 | 23 |
282 | You know I hate when you hover. | 1.4777 | 0.05237 | 157 | 96 | 47 | 14 |
283 | I meant get some CHICKEN wings | 1.4777 | 0.05466 | 157 | 99 | 41 | 17 |
284 | According to Siri, you've got 10 days | 1.4765 | 0.05681 | 149 | 95 | 37 | 17 |
285 | By change, I meant something more like picking up your socks or using a tissue to blow your nose. | 1.4762 | 0.05573 | 147 | 92 | 40 | 15 |
286 | Are you out of your midlife chrysalis? | 1.4762 | 0.05738 | 147 | 94 | 36 | 17 |
287 | Can't you just have an affair like everyone else? | 1.4759 | 0.05797 | 145 | 93 | 35 | 17 |
288 | So this is why you've been molting about the house all day... | 1.4756 | 0.05293 | 164 | 103 | 44 | 17 |
289 | New glasses? | 1.4750 | 0.05462 | 160 | 102 | 40 | 18 |
290 | I’m just not as social as you! | 1.4740 | 0.05619 | 154 | 99 | 37 | 18 |
291 | Let's just stay in. I don't feel like changing. | 1.4737 | 0.05439 | 152 | 95 | 42 | 15 |
292 | My therapist warned me not to leave the light on. | 1.4734 | 0.05508 | 169 | 111 | 36 | 22 |
293 | Sure I can see that you’ve changed. But it’s not enough. | 1.4730 | 0.05461 | 148 | 92 | 42 | 14 |
294 | The THC helps with my glaucoma, yes; but there are side effects. | 1.4730 | 0.05867 | 148 | 97 | 32 | 19 |
295 | You found your old stash? | 1.4726 | 0.05848 | 146 | 95 | 33 | 18 |
296 | Get that look off your face! We just polinated last week! | 1.4713 | 0.05235 | 157 | 97 | 46 | 14 |
297 | I liked you a little better in the cocoon. | 1.4710 | 0.05283 | 155 | 96 | 45 | 14 |
298 | When I said "just wing it",I certainly did not mean this! | 1.4706 | 0.05942 | 153 | 103 | 28 | 22 |
299 | Stay away from the interstate. | 1.4698 | 0.05598 | 149 | 95 | 38 | 16 |
300 | I was hoping we could watch Cocoon again tonight! | 1.4698 | 0.05517 | 149 | 94 | 40 | 15 |
301 | Do not make me have to turn off all the lamps. | 1.4698 | 0.05679 | 149 | 96 | 36 | 17 |
302 | I’m not the one who’s changed. | 1.4694 | 0.05571 | 147 | 93 | 39 | 15 |
303 | I suppose you'd like to vacation in Mexico | 1.4690 | 0.05627 | 145 | 92 | 38 | 15 |
304 | Yes, I'm reading 'Metamorphosis.' Why? | 1.4676 | 0.05621 | 139 | 87 | 39 | 13 |
305 | THAT'S what you were doing in your 5-day quarantine? | 1.4676 | 0.05893 | 139 | 90 | 33 | 16 |
306 | Well, you were asleep for quite a while. | 1.4675 | 0.05225 | 154 | 95 | 46 | 13 |
307 | Oh hail to the monarch... | 1.4675 | 0.05464 | 154 | 98 | 40 | 16 |
308 | Couldn't you just be a fly on the wall? | 1.4663 | 0.05242 | 163 | 103 | 44 | 16 |
309 | It’s about time you grew a pair. | 1.4658 | 0.05597 | 146 | 93 | 38 | 15 |
310 | When you said “prepare to be amazed!” and went into the cluttered garage for a week this is not what I expected | 1.4653 | 0.05823 | 144 | 94 | 33 | 17 |
311 | Just remember at dinner, the Johnson's haven't transitioned yet | 1.4648 | 0.05712 | 142 | 91 | 36 | 15 |
312 | That’s not what I meant when I said grow a pair! | 1.4643 | 0.05947 | 140 | 92 | 31 | 17 |
313 | Forget it! You will never be a social butterfly. | 1.4626 | 0.05814 | 147 | 97 | 32 | 18 |
314 | Stay away from my sweaters. | 1.4621 | 0.05451 | 145 | 91 | 41 | 13 |
315 | You've acted so smug ever since you came out of your cocoon | 1.4615 | 0.05105 | 169 | 107 | 46 | 16 |
316 | The neighbors called. They want you to stop hanging around their garage light. | 1.4610 | 0.05689 | 154 | 102 | 33 | 19 |
317 | When you mentioned life cycle, I thought you were buying a Pelaton. | 1.4610 | 0.05827 | 141 | 92 | 33 | 16 |
318 | Why couldn't you just get a sports car?" | 1.4599 | 0.05953 | 137 | 90 | 31 | 16 |
319 | You're still a worm to me, Harry. | 1.4599 | 0.05770 | 137 | 88 | 35 | 14 |
320 | George, where the hell are your antennae?! | 1.4599 | 0.06043 | 137 | 91 | 29 | 17 |
321 | That must have been one hell of a nap! | 1.4593 | 0.06110 | 135 | 90 | 28 | 17 |
322 | The last time you looked that happy you had just eaten a hole in my pashmina. | 1.4593 | 0.05736 | 135 | 86 | 36 | 13 |
323 | I think 500 milligrams is way too much. | 1.4593 | 0.05736 | 135 | 86 | 36 | 13 |
324 | How was your flight from Mexico | 1.4593 | 0.06110 | 135 | 90 | 28 | 17 |
325 | You were more pleasant during your larva years | 1.4589 | 0.05761 | 146 | 96 | 33 | 17 |
326 | It looks like the psylocybin therapy is working. | 1.4586 | 0.05991 | 133 | 87 | 31 | 15 |
327 | It's always about you! | 1.4586 | 0.05699 | 133 | 84 | 37 | 12 |
328 | You can’t just fly in here without knocking! | 1.4586 | 0.06086 | 133 | 88 | 29 | 16 |
329 | I asked you to hoover, not hover! | 1.4586 | 0.05533 | 157 | 103 | 36 | 18 |
330 | I'm not dressing like a flower. | 1.4583 | 0.05820 | 144 | 95 | 32 | 17 |
331 | Now sting like a bee and I will be impressed. | 1.4580 | 0.06343 | 131 | 89 | 24 | 18 |
332 | I wish you'd be drawn to an old flame for once. | 1.4574 | 0.05928 | 129 | 83 | 33 | 13 |
333 | So you can change. Just not for me. | 1.4574 | 0.06418 | 129 | 88 | 23 | 18 |
334 | You’ve used that “I can change” BS before, and I’m not buying it. | 1.4558 | 0.05648 | 147 | 96 | 35 | 16 |
335 | I guess you think you can sting like a bee, too!! | 1.4552 | 0.05447 | 145 | 92 | 40 | 13 |
336 | It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve changed. | 1.4545 | 0.05926 | 132 | 86 | 32 | 14 |
337 | You’ve changed, Roger. | 1.4545 | 0.05300 | 154 | 98 | 42 | 14 |
338 | It's the 'sting like a bee' part I'm worried about. | 1.4539 | 0.05349 | 152 | 97 | 41 | 14 |
339 | When you said you were into Kafka…. | 1.4539 | 0.05647 | 141 | 91 | 36 | 14 |
340 | Oh, go eat your sweater. | 1.4532 | 0.05973 | 139 | 93 | 29 | 17 |
341 | Are you reading Kafka AGAIN? | 1.4531 | 0.06061 | 128 | 84 | 30 | 14 |
342 | Well I'm glad all this cocooning has had an upside for one of us. | 1.4531 | 0.06261 | 128 | 86 | 26 | 16 |
343 | I dont even know who are anymore. Come back when you are fully morphed and stay away from my sweaters. | 1.4526 | 0.05858 | 137 | 90 | 32 | 15 |
344 | Aren't we past the mating rituals? | 1.4526 | 0.05858 | 137 | 90 | 32 | 15 |
345 | I liked you better before you came out. | 1.4524 | 0.06132 | 126 | 83 | 29 | 14 |
346 | So you really think your third booster had no side effects? | 1.4521 | 0.05998 | 146 | 100 | 26 | 20 |
347 | Since when do we change for dinner? | 1.4516 | 0.06204 | 124 | 82 | 28 | 14 |
348 | You've evolved! | 1.4511 | 0.05279 | 133 | 81 | 44 | 8 |
349 | I thought you said you would stop with the fairy dust | 1.4511 | 0.06082 | 133 | 89 | 28 | 16 |
350 | Stop bugging me. | 1.4500 | 0.05764 | 140 | 92 | 33 | 15 |
351 | Do I look like I’m in the mood for pollination? | 1.4500 | 0.06025 | 140 | 95 | 27 | 18 |
352 | Who said butterflies are free? | 1.4496 | 0.06124 | 129 | 86 | 28 | 15 |
353 | I see you read Kafka | 1.4496 | 0.05923 | 129 | 84 | 32 | 13 |
354 | Off to the Met Gala, are we? | 1.4496 | 0.05715 | 129 | 82 | 36 | 11 |
355 | I don't care; I still want you to take your shoes off when you enter the house. | 1.4493 | 0.05546 | 138 | 88 | 38 | 12 |
356 | Very impressive. While you were meta-morph-whatever-ing our 401-K dropped 25%, the kids got Covid, and I met someone else. | 1.4493 | 0.06091 | 138 | 94 | 26 | 18 |
357 | This isn’t the transformation I had in mind. | 1.4490 | 0.05561 | 147 | 96 | 36 | 15 |
358 | Yes, they’re beautiful, but you’ll be dead in a week. | 1.4485 | 0.05699 | 136 | 88 | 35 | 13 |
359 | I wasn’t expecting you until Spring. | 1.4485 | 0.06070 | 136 | 92 | 27 | 17 |
360 | Change back. | 1.4480 | 0.06371 | 125 | 85 | 24 | 16 |
361 | I asked you to get some chicken wings. | 1.4478 | 0.06228 | 134 | 92 | 24 | 18 |
362 | Is THIS how you decided to come out? | 1.4476 | 0.06010 | 143 | 98 | 26 | 19 |
363 | I'm over here with no legs, and you go get wings!? | 1.4472 | 0.06131 | 123 | 81 | 29 | 13 |
364 | I don't care how much nectar and pollen you have. I'm not in the mood. | 1.4470 | 0.05823 | 132 | 86 | 33 | 13 |
365 | This is not what I meant when I asked you to change before dinner. | 1.4470 | 0.05621 | 132 | 84 | 37 | 11 |
366 | We've gone to Mexico every October for the last 40 years. Once, just once, can we just stay here? | 1.4470 | 0.06207 | 132 | 90 | 25 | 17 |
367 | I don't care; no shoes in the house. | 1.4470 | 0.06018 | 132 | 88 | 29 | 15 |
368 | It's about time you came out of the clothes closet. | 1.4462 | 0.06086 | 130 | 87 | 28 | 15 |
369 | I'm mad because you're still attracted to your old flame. | 1.4462 | 0.06086 | 130 | 87 | 28 | 15 |
370 | You were much more humble as a caterpillar. | 1.4460 | 0.05701 | 139 | 91 | 34 | 14 |
371 | While you're at it dust the ceiling fan." | 1.4460 | 0.05515 | 139 | 89 | 38 | 12 |
372 | Very nice, but it clashes with your shirt. | 1.4453 | 0.06034 | 137 | 93 | 27 | 17 |
373 | Did you finish all the nectar? | 1.4453 | 0.05761 | 137 | 90 | 33 | 14 |
374 | I've had quite enough hearing about "all the changes you've been going through".... | 1.4451 | 0.05062 | 164 | 105 | 45 | 14 |
375 | No, I won't read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to you again | 1.4444 | 0.06330 | 126 | 86 | 24 | 16 |
376 | That explains the milkweed cravings | 1.4444 | 0.05727 | 135 | 88 | 34 | 13 |
377 | I don't care if you can fly — take your shoes off when in the house. | 1.4436 | 0.05789 | 133 | 87 | 33 | 13 |
378 | Now you decide to come out? | 1.4436 | 0.05789 | 133 | 87 | 33 | 13 |
379 | Good grief Milton, just go ahead and order the stair lift! | 1.4436 | 0.06170 | 133 | 91 | 25 | 17 |
380 | So, you told the genie you wanted to be a ‘monarch’… | 1.4436 | 0.06077 | 133 | 90 | 27 | 16 |
381 | Cut it out. You're Murray Allen not Muhammad Ali. | 1.4435 | 0.06304 | 124 | 84 | 25 | 15 |
382 | You've changed, Harold. | 1.4435 | 0.05873 | 124 | 80 | 33 | 11 |
383 | I knit you a sweater with love, and you ATE it. | 1.4435 | 0.06407 | 124 | 85 | 23 | 16 |
384 | You still need to take your shoes off in the house. | 1.4419 | 0.05709 | 129 | 83 | 35 | 11 |
385 | You still gotta wipe your feet! | 1.4419 | 0.05814 | 129 | 84 | 33 | 12 |
386 | Don’t make me get my net again, Larry! | 1.4414 | 0.05696 | 145 | 97 | 32 | 16 |
387 | Well that's great, Stan. You've ruined another shirt. | 1.4414 | 0.05696 | 145 | 97 | 32 | 16 |
388 | Oh, and what next? Sting like a bee? | 1.4412 | 0.05694 | 136 | 89 | 34 | 13 |
389 | Wow,you really WERE going through a midlife chrysalis! | 1.4409 | 0.05772 | 127 | 82 | 34 | 11 |
390 | Not gonna fly, Wilbur. | 1.4409 | 0.05879 | 127 | 83 | 32 | 12 |
391 | This is what happens when you cocoon too long. | 1.4407 | 0.05963 | 118 | 76 | 32 | 10 |
392 | I can see you're transformed, Eric. I just can't see it lasting. | 1.4407 | 0.06201 | 118 | 78 | 28 | 12 |
393 | That's fine for you. I am still cocooning. | 1.4406 | 0.05755 | 143 | 96 | 31 | 16 |
394 | Are you part of my meditation or the LSD I did earlier? | 1.4406 | 0.05755 | 143 | 96 | 31 | 16 |
395 | I get it. You're a changed man. | 1.4406 | 0.05581 | 143 | 94 | 35 | 14 |
396 | I'm still mad. Go pollinate yourself! | 1.4400 | 0.06365 | 125 | 86 | 23 | 16 |
397 | Was that the last can of Red Bull? | 1.4397 | 0.05986 | 141 | 97 | 26 | 18 |
398 | You were so much less annoying as a caterpillar. | 1.4397 | 0.06157 | 116 | 76 | 29 | 11 |
399 | I have to stop reading Kafka at bedtime. | 1.4385 | 0.06274 | 130 | 90 | 23 | 17 |
400 | Just cool your jets. Mating season isn't 'til April. | 1.4385 | 0.05779 | 130 | 85 | 33 | 12 |
401 | I was wondering where you were the past couple of weeks. | 1.4375 | 0.05406 | 128 | 80 | 40 | 8 |
402 | If you call me "Honey" one more time, I'm getting the flyswatter. | 1.4375 | 0.05947 | 128 | 85 | 30 | 13 |
403 | I sting like a bee | 1.4375 | 0.06050 | 128 | 86 | 28 | 14 |
404 | Stick with the blazer. | 1.4366 | 0.05516 | 142 | 93 | 36 | 13 |
405 | Metamorphosis? Really? Nice try. Don’t forget the trash tomorrow. | 1.4365 | 0.06015 | 126 | 84 | 29 | 13 |
406 | Nice nap? | 1.4364 | 0.06265 | 110 | 72 | 28 | 10 |
407 | Well, maybe I don't want to be your 'candle flame,' Marv. | 1.4361 | 0.05880 | 133 | 89 | 30 | 14 |
408 | I married a caterpillar, not a butterfly. | 1.4361 | 0.05880 | 133 | 89 | 30 | 14 |
409 | Oh, *now* you want to vacation in Mexico? | 1.4359 | 0.06116 | 117 | 77 | 29 | 11 |
410 | It’s Madame Butterfly! | 1.4359 | 0.05743 | 117 | 74 | 35 | 8 |
411 | This is why I’m not comfortable going out. | 1.4351 | 0.05745 | 131 | 86 | 33 | 12 |
412 | Seriously, that's how you're coming out to your parents! | 1.4351 | 0.05945 | 131 | 88 | 29 | 14 |
413 | Where have you been the last two weeks? | 1.4344 | 0.05701 | 122 | 78 | 35 | 9 |
414 | You were less annoying as a caterpillar. | 1.4344 | 0.06583 | 122 | 86 | 19 | 17 |
415 | I thought you were in that bathroom a long time. | 1.4344 | 0.05934 | 122 | 80 | 31 | 11 |
416 | You were cuter when you were a caterpillar | 1.4341 | 0.05807 | 129 | 85 | 32 | 12 |
417 | Did you get new glasses? | 1.4322 | 0.06309 | 118 | 80 | 25 | 13 |
418 | Nice metamorphosis. Now go clean up the mess. | 1.4318 | 0.05909 | 132 | 89 | 29 | 14 |
419 | You know Tom,there is such a thing as being too gay. | 1.4318 | 0.06470 | 132 | 95 | 17 | 20 |
420 | You can flutter off to Mexico for the winter but I’ll cocoon right here. | 1.4310 | 0.05901 | 116 | 75 | 32 | 9 |
421 | I get it, you've read Kafka. | 1.4309 | 0.06332 | 123 | 85 | 23 | 15 |
422 | Yeah, sure, very impressive. Just stay away from my sweaters! | 1.4307 | 0.05560 | 137 | 90 | 35 | 12 |
423 | Can’t you go back to being terrified of change? | 1.4306 | 0.05275 | 144 | 93 | 40 | 11 |
424 | I said Cialis, not Chrysalis. | 1.4298 | 0.05964 | 121 | 80 | 30 | 11 |
425 | You still have to take out the trash. | 1.4298 | 0.06516 | 121 | 85 | 20 | 16 |
426 | We’ll, it’s better than the cockroach, but the wings are a bit much | 1.4297 | 0.05621 | 128 | 83 | 35 | 10 |
427 | Well, I sting like a bee! | 1.4286 | 0.06677 | 112 | 78 | 20 | 14 |
428 | You may have emerged from your chrysalis, but you're still just a caterpillar to me. | 1.4286 | 0.06379 | 119 | 82 | 23 | 14 |
429 | That's an impressive mating display, Bill, but the answer is still no. | 1.4274 | 0.06078 | 124 | 84 | 27 | 13 |
430 | And this is why you were locked in your study for three weeks ?! | 1.4274 | 0.05986 | 117 | 77 | 30 | 10 |
431 | I don't care if you can fly, shoes off when you enter the house! | 1.4274 | 0.05986 | 117 | 77 | 30 | 10 |
432 | Have you been at the wool sweaters again? | 1.4265 | 0.05681 | 136 | 91 | 32 | 13 |
433 | Lucky me, married to a monarch. | 1.4261 | 0.06772 | 115 | 82 | 17 | 16 |
434 | OK, I get it. You've metamorphosed into a more beautiful living creature of Earth. You still need to take out the garbage. | 1.4252 | 0.05865 | 127 | 85 | 30 | 12 |
435 | You've been hitting the nectar again, haven't you? | 1.4250 | 0.05995 | 120 | 80 | 29 | 11 |
436 | You made your point, Arthur. Change is harder for some of us. | 1.4248 | 0.06508 | 113 | 78 | 22 | 13 |
437 | I told you there were side effects. | 1.4245 | 0.06696 | 106 | 73 | 21 | 12 |
438 | Joe, I married a caterpillar. If I'd wanted to marry a butterfly I would have married one. | 1.4237 | 0.06185 | 118 | 80 | 26 | 12 |
439 | Mort, when I said go spread your wings... never mind. | 1.4237 | 0.06415 | 118 | 82 | 22 | 14 |
440 | I said "crisis," dear. Not mid-life chrysalis | 1.4237 | 0.05823 | 118 | 77 | 32 | 9 |
441 | So you've been reading Nabokov again. | 1.4237 | 0.06527 | 118 | 83 | 20 | 15 |
442 | Can't you have a normal mid-life crisis and buy a Porsche? | 1.4234 | 0.06078 | 111 | 73 | 29 | 9 |
443 | Look, I work all day; you just flitter around. | 1.4228 | 0.06000 | 123 | 83 | 28 | 12 |
444 | I always knew you were a little light in the loafers." | 1.4224 | 0.06141 | 116 | 78 | 27 | 11 |
445 | Great! You turn into a butterfly and I get hot flashes. | 1.4224 | 0.06380 | 116 | 80 | 23 | 13 |
446 | Behave or I'll turn on the light. | 1.4224 | 0.06017 | 116 | 77 | 29 | 10 |
447 | You were right. I shouldn't've eaten those mushrooms for lunch. | 1.4219 | 0.05828 | 128 | 86 | 30 | 12 |
448 | That's not what I meant by "go change". | 1.4219 | 0.05502 | 128 | 83 | 36 | 9 |
449 | I suppose this means we're done cocooning | 1.4211 | 0.06341 | 114 | 78 | 24 | 12 |
450 | Your lifelong dream couldn’t wait until after my mother’s visit? | 1.4211 | 0.06462 | 114 | 79 | 22 | 13 |
451 | Please don't go all Kafka on me today, I'm not in the mood for an existential crisis. | 1.4206 | 0.06234 | 107 | 71 | 27 | 9 |
452 | OMG you really are a fairy! | 1.4206 | 0.06776 | 107 | 75 | 19 | 13 |
453 | This household is not a monarchy. | 1.4202 | 0.06371 | 119 | 83 | 22 | 14 |
454 | I still say you're the worst superhero ever. | 1.4202 | 0.06143 | 119 | 81 | 26 | 12 |
455 | You’ve been at the pollen again, haven’t you? | 1.4202 | 0.06371 | 119 | 83 | 22 | 14 |
456 | Finally out of quarantine, I see. | 1.4196 | 0.05621 | 112 | 71 | 35 | 6 |
457 | Any side effects from the vaccine? | 1.4196 | 0.06167 | 112 | 75 | 27 | 10 |
458 | Walter, you have three days to live and you can fly. Why are you still in my living room? | 1.4194 | 0.06282 | 124 | 87 | 22 | 15 |
459 | Just because you have a friend in the neighborhood now doesn’t make you a social butterfly, Herald! | 1.4190 | 0.06737 | 105 | 73 | 20 | 12 |
460 | If it helps you clean the gutters, then that’s great honey. | 1.4190 | 0.06459 | 105 | 71 | 24 | 10 |
461 | Look who finally decided to emerge from his cocoon. | 1.4188 | 0.05725 | 117 | 76 | 33 | 8 |
462 | Male menopause is so unfair. | 1.4188 | 0.06336 | 117 | 81 | 23 | 13 |
463 | New haircut? | 1.4182 | 0.06245 | 110 | 74 | 26 | 10 |
464 | So you’re on your way to Mexico again! | 1.4182 | 0.06507 | 110 | 76 | 22 | 12 |
465 | I wish you'd stop calling me your little nymph. | 1.4182 | 0.06377 | 110 | 75 | 24 | 11 |
466 | You used to be more grounded. | 1.4174 | 0.05791 | 115 | 75 | 32 | 8 |
467 | What's next, sting like a bee? | 1.4167 | 0.06724 | 108 | 76 | 19 | 13 |
468 | I liked you more as a caterpillar. | 1.4167 | 0.06462 | 108 | 74 | 23 | 11 |
469 | Guess you weren't lying about being an heir to the monarch. | 1.4167 | 0.06102 | 120 | 82 | 26 | 12 |
470 | George,why must you wear your shoes in the house? | 1.4167 | 0.06102 | 120 | 82 | 26 | 12 |
471 | If I find one thread of cocoon silk on the floor in there… | 1.4160 | 0.05813 | 125 | 84 | 30 | 11 |
472 | Have a good nap? | 1.4160 | 0.05350 | 125 | 80 | 38 | 7 |
473 | I preferred you as a caterpillar. | 1.4159 | 0.05993 | 113 | 75 | 29 | 9 |
474 | You know you could clean up after yourself. I stepped right in your pupa. | 1.4158 | 0.06932 | 101 | 71 | 18 | 12 |
475 | I'll molt when I'm good and ready. | 1.4158 | 0.06177 | 101 | 66 | 28 | 7 |
476 | Let me guess. We're having nectar for dinner again. | 1.4151 | 0.06549 | 106 | 73 | 22 | 11 |
477 | Your light was on. | 1.4151 | 0.06124 | 106 | 70 | 28 | 8 |
478 | You're turning into your Mothra. | 1.4151 | 0.06948 | 106 | 76 | 16 | 14 |
479 | I see you've been reading Kafka again | 1.4151 | 0.06410 | 106 | 72 | 24 | 10 |
480 | Great, but did you find the remote? | 1.4151 | 0.06549 | 106 | 73 | 22 | 11 |
481 | Are you sure they’re giving you the right transition hormones?. | 1.4144 | 0.06331 | 111 | 76 | 24 | 11 |
482 | It this your LSD trip?... Or mine? | 1.4144 | 0.06331 | 111 | 76 | 24 | 11 |
483 | I thought you went up to change into your pajamas! | 1.4141 | 0.05820 | 128 | 87 | 29 | 12 |
484 | I don't care. You still can't wear your shoes in the house. | 1.4130 | 0.05608 | 138 | 94 | 31 | 13 |
485 | No, you don't look like Muhammad Ali | 1.4128 | 0.06280 | 109 | 74 | 25 | 10 |
486 | I see you cashed out your Moth IRA. | 1.4128 | 0.06545 | 109 | 76 | 21 | 12 |
487 | If you’re looking for pollen, you married the wrong man. | 1.4128 | 0.06673 | 109 | 77 | 19 | 13 |
488 | Is that nectar I smell on your breath? | 1.4123 | 0.06571 | 114 | 81 | 19 | 14 |
489 | I think your new medication has a side effect not listed on the label. | 1.4118 | 0.06361 | 119 | 84 | 21 | 14 |
490 | You come back weirder and weirder from those therapy sessions... | 1.4118 | 0.06689 | 119 | 87 | 15 | 17 |
491 | The shirt doesn't go. | 1.4112 | 0.06362 | 107 | 73 | 24 | 10 |
492 | Does your so-called 'pandemic metamorphosis' include doing the dishes too? | 1.4109 | 0.05348 | 129 | 84 | 37 | 8 |
493 | I liked you better as a worm. | 1.4098 | 0.06021 | 122 | 84 | 26 | 12 |
494 | I suppose I should be thankful you didn't wake up as a cockroach. | 1.4098 | 0.05791 | 122 | 82 | 30 | 10 |
495 | Careful. I just lit a candle. | 1.4095 | 0.06157 | 105 | 70 | 27 | 8 |
496 | If you really want to impress me, take out the garbage. | 1.4095 | 0.06304 | 105 | 71 | 25 | 9 |
497 | Yes, I like your wings. But, no, I don't want to be pollinated. | 1.4087 | 0.05646 | 115 | 75 | 33 | 7 |
498 | And you didn't think this cartoon would be better in color? | 1.4087 | 0.05910 | 115 | 77 | 29 | 9 |
499 | I’m sick of hearing you’ve changed. | 1.4087 | 0.06163 | 115 | 79 | 25 | 11 |
500 | Yes, the session was transformation! | 1.4087 | 0.06406 | 115 | 81 | 21 | 13 |
501 | I have to stop reading Kafka before bed | 1.4078 | 0.06680 | 103 | 72 | 20 | 11 |
502 | I can’t help it if I miss the miserable worm that I married. | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
503 | Stop eating my sweaters! | 1.4074 | 0.06450 | 108 | 75 | 22 | 11 |
504 | You said that I would never change. | 1.4074 | 0.06583 | 108 | 76 | 20 | 12 |
505 | Look who finally emerged from his cocoon. | 1.4071 | 0.06240 | 113 | 78 | 24 | 11 |
506 | A complete metamorphosis would include your not having left the chrysalis in a heap on the bedroom floor. | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
507 | Can't you do that outside? | 1.4065 | 0.05868 | 123 | 84 | 28 | 11 |
508 | Oh no, not another Wing Night at Applebees. | 1.4059 | 0.06000 | 101 | 66 | 29 | 6 |
509 | Let me guess, you've changed. | 1.4057 | 0.06110 | 106 | 71 | 27 | 8 |
510 | What the --? Dad, I told you to quit messing with my Covid remedies. | 1.4057 | 0.06806 | 106 | 76 | 17 | 13 |
511 | There’s nectar in the fridge. | 1.4054 | 0.05778 | 111 | 73 | 31 | 7 |
512 | I'm not the delicate flower you think I am. | 1.4054 | 0.06188 | 111 | 76 | 25 | 10 |
513 | Yes, I see you are now beautiful and graceful, but did you remember to put out the trash? | 1.4052 | 0.05996 | 116 | 79 | 27 | 10 |
514 | When I said, "a change would do you some good", I meant for you to try washing the dishes. | 1.4052 | 0.05473 | 116 | 75 | 35 | 6 |
515 | I liked you better as the curmudgeonly caterpillar! | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
516 | Perhaps a little too flamboyant. | 1.4050 | 0.05577 | 121 | 80 | 33 | 8 |
517 | We're fairies Dear, not butterflies | 1.4045 | 0.06914 | 89 | 61 | 20 | 8 |
518 | If those wings knock over my china, I'm getting the net. | 1.4038 | 0.06190 | 104 | 70 | 26 | 8 |
519 | Your zipper is open. | 1.4038 | 0.06484 | 104 | 72 | 22 | 10 |
520 | You always have to be the center of attention, don’t you? | 1.4038 | 0.06037 | 104 | 69 | 28 | 7 |
521 | Okay, now show me you can Sting Like a Bee! | 1.4038 | 0.06484 | 104 | 72 | 22 | 10 |
522 | Wow, that milkweed diet really works! | 1.4037 | 0.05990 | 109 | 73 | 28 | 8 |
523 | the thing is, you’re still hovering. | 1.4037 | 0.05846 | 109 | 72 | 30 | 7 |
524 | Just be sure to take the cocoon out with the trash! | 1.4037 | 0.05990 | 109 | 73 | 28 | 8 |
525 | So we're winging it again,are we? | 1.4037 | 0.06267 | 109 | 75 | 24 | 10 |
526 | Does this mean you're migrating to Mexico again? | 1.4035 | 0.05533 | 114 | 74 | 34 | 6 |
527 | I’m not taking you back even if you are a changed man! | 1.4035 | 0.05672 | 114 | 75 | 32 | 7 |
528 | well if it isn’t mister social butterfly. | 1.4034 | 0.06005 | 119 | 82 | 26 | 11 |
529 | Cut it out, Harry! We’re introverts! | 1.4032 | 0.05716 | 124 | 84 | 30 | 10 |
530 | I'll morph when I'm good and ready, Dad! | 1.4021 | 0.06661 | 97 | 67 | 21 | 9 |
531 | Richard, this Red Bull and chamomile phase has to stop. | 1.4020 | 0.06115 | 102 | 68 | 27 | 7 |
532 | I'm still cocooning. | 1.4020 | 0.05789 | 102 | 66 | 31 | 5 |
533 | Don't hover about while I am reading! | 1.4020 | 0.06424 | 102 | 70 | 23 | 9 |
534 | Are you having a midlife chrysalis? | 1.4020 | 0.06424 | 102 | 70 | 23 | 9 |
535 | Most guys just buy a convertible. | 1.4020 | 0.06115 | 102 | 68 | 27 | 7 |
536 | Flit or sit, make up your mind! | 1.4019 | 0.05612 | 107 | 69 | 33 | 5 |
537 | I like your booster side effects better than mine. | 1.4019 | 0.06486 | 107 | 75 | 21 | 11 |
538 | Yes, I know I'm your light. | 1.4019 | 0.05918 | 107 | 71 | 29 | 7 |
539 | I liked it more when you were a caterpillar. | 1.4000 | 0.06851 | 90 | 62 | 20 | 8 |
540 | Well it's not my mating season yet. | 1.4000 | 0.05991 | 105 | 70 | 28 | 7 |
541 | You're not the only one fed up with cocooning! | 1.4000 | 0.06419 | 95 | 64 | 24 | 7 |
542 | Same nose, though. | 1.4000 | 0.06847 | 105 | 76 | 16 | 13 |
543 | Transitioning? | 1.4000 | 0.05964 | 120 | 83 | 26 | 11 |
544 | I'm hoping this means you are about to embark on a 3,000 mile migration to find a new mate. | 1.4000 | 0.06816 | 100 | 71 | 18 | 11 |
545 | What’s with the nectar eating grin? | 1.3983 | 0.05401 | 118 | 77 | 35 | 6 |
546 | Don’t give me that Kafkaesque look. | 1.3982 | 0.05968 | 113 | 77 | 27 | 9 |
547 | Oh, look who's decided to finally come out of their cocoon. | 1.3982 | 0.06099 | 113 | 78 | 25 | 10 |
548 | I don't care. You're still not a monarch! | 1.3982 | 0.05834 | 113 | 76 | 29 | 8 |
549 | Your fly is open! | 1.3982 | 0.06099 | 113 | 78 | 25 | 10 |
550 | When I said you should “come out of your cocoon” more often, I was speaking metaphorically. | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
551 | Can't you see I'm busy? Change the lightbulb yourself! | 1.3978 | 0.06142 | 93 | 61 | 27 | 5 |
552 | Take it easy, Ronny. We don’t want you to get blamed for any flooding in Australia this year. | 1.3967 | 0.06152 | 121 | 86 | 22 | 13 |
553 | You’re evolving and I’m stuck on this couch. | 1.3964 | 0.06435 | 111 | 79 | 20 | 12 |
554 | And where have you been for the last month? | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
555 | I did tell you to leave the Hydroxychloroquine alone. | 1.3962 | 0.06384 | 106 | 74 | 22 | 10 |
556 | You’re having no effect. | 1.3960 | 0.06306 | 101 | 69 | 24 | 8 |
557 | Okay - so you finally won the Caption Contest. | 1.3960 | 0.07047 | 101 | 74 | 14 | 13 |
558 | No! It's Kafka | 1.3960 | 0.06612 | 101 | 71 | 20 | 10 |
559 | That’s not what I meant when I said that our lives need some type of transformation. | 1.3960 | 0.06760 | 101 | 72 | 18 | 11 |
560 | Not bad, but let's see you sting like a bee. | 1.3958 | 0.06191 | 96 | 64 | 26 | 6 |
561 | Stop flitting around and find the remote. | 1.3956 | 0.06967 | 91 | 64 | 18 | 9 |
562 | 'Bout time you grew a pair, Jerry. | 1.3950 | 0.06111 | 119 | 84 | 23 | 12 |
563 | My therapist says you're having a temporary, mid-life chrysalis. | 1.3947 | 0.05793 | 114 | 77 | 29 | 8 |
564 | No shoes inside! | 1.3945 | 0.05684 | 109 | 72 | 31 | 6 |
565 | I get it! But I LIKE who I am! | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
566 | Is this part of your midlife chrysalis? | 1.3939 | 0.06858 | 99 | 71 | 17 | 11 |
567 | Well ---- I guess that explains the holes in my sweater ! | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
568 | It’s ok, I know a good entomologist. | 1.3936 | 0.06801 | 94 | 66 | 19 | 9 |
569 | This is not what I meant when I said you need to change | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
570 | Since retirement, Harold, all you've done is flutter around the house! | 1.3933 | 0.06707 | 89 | 61 | 21 | 7 |
571 | Welcome back. How was Mexico? | 1.3929 | 0.05997 | 112 | 77 | 26 | 9 |
572 | Other middle-aged men just buy sports cars. | 1.3925 | 0.05902 | 107 | 72 | 28 | 7 |
573 | I thought you had three more days in there. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
574 | Does that mean you want me to use the fly swatter tonight? | 1.3925 | 0.06607 | 107 | 77 | 18 | 12 |
575 | I am trying to read, why don't you just buzz off! | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
576 | Not tonight Harold. I’m not in the mood. | 1.3922 | 0.06409 | 102 | 71 | 22 | 9 |
577 | I can't concentrate on my book with you hovering like that! | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
578 | Well you are definitely not a party pupa. | 1.3922 | 0.06559 | 102 | 72 | 20 | 10 |
579 | Nobody likes a show-off. | 1.3922 | 0.06409 | 102 | 71 | 22 | 9 |
580 | Isn’t it about migration time? | 1.3922 | 0.06256 | 102 | 70 | 24 | 8 |
581 | I was happier when we were cocooning. | 1.3918 | 0.05963 | 97 | 64 | 28 | 5 |
582 | I get it! I get it! It’s time for you to spread your wings. | 1.3913 | 0.07076 | 92 | 66 | 16 | 10 |
583 | No! We are still not leaving our Covid cocoon! | 1.3913 | 0.06261 | 115 | 82 | 21 | 12 |
584 | I have been waiting 25 years for you to come out of your cocoon! | 1.3913 | 0.06174 | 92 | 61 | 26 | 5 |
585 | Mexico, again? | 1.3913 | 0.06174 | 92 | 61 | 26 | 5 |
586 | What book am I reading? "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" of course! | 1.3909 | 0.06071 | 110 | 76 | 25 | 9 |
587 | It’s raining in Brazil. Congratulations. | 1.3909 | 0.06340 | 110 | 78 | 21 | 11 |
588 | You're not the pupa I fell in love with. | 1.3909 | 0.06207 | 110 | 77 | 23 | 10 |
589 | Stay out of my closet | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
590 | You can morph all you like but you're still not migrating south. | 1.3902 | 0.06666 | 82 | 55 | 22 | 5 |
591 | For the last time, no hovering over me when I'm reading. | 1.3900 | 0.06497 | 100 | 70 | 21 | 9 |
592 | Woah- this is not the “transitioning” I imagined. | 1.3900 | 0.05842 | 100 | 66 | 29 | 5 |
593 | Oh look. My damn butterfly. | 1.3900 | 0.06178 | 100 | 68 | 25 | 7 |
594 | You and your stupid bucket list. | 1.3895 | 0.06574 | 95 | 66 | 21 | 8 |
595 | Stanley? You’ve been reading Kafka again. | 1.3895 | 0.06742 | 95 | 67 | 19 | 9 |
596 | That's great. No more excuses about why the gutters haven't been cleaned. | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
597 | No fair! I take the acid and YOU get to fly! | 1.3889 | 0.06556 | 108 | 78 | 18 | 12 |
598 | When I said "go change, we're going out!"...I meant your clothes! | 1.3889 | 0.06832 | 90 | 63 | 19 | 8 |
599 | Now go sting like a bee. | 1.3889 | 0.06147 | 108 | 75 | 24 | 9 |
600 | You're not the monarch of me! | 1.3889 | 0.06147 | 108 | 75 | 24 | 9 |
601 | Your metamorphosis is waaaay too overdone. | 1.3883 | 0.05891 | 103 | 69 | 28 | 6 |
602 | I don't think Muhammad Ali meant it quite so literally. | 1.3883 | 0.06650 | 103 | 74 | 18 | 11 |
603 | No nectar for you. | 1.3878 | 0.06427 | 98 | 68 | 22 | 8 |
604 | Well look who's finally up. | 1.3878 | 0.06427 | 98 | 68 | 22 | 8 |
605 | Well, I' ve got to google this. | 1.3878 | 0.06261 | 98 | 67 | 24 | 7 |
606 | Oh great, yet another change of life. | 1.3874 | 0.06421 | 111 | 80 | 19 | 12 |
607 | Great,you made it through the fourth stage. What do want,a goddamn medal? | 1.3874 | 0.05889 | 111 | 76 | 27 | 8 |
608 | No! I’m getting tired of spending every winter in Southwest Mexico! | 1.3874 | 0.05748 | 111 | 75 | 29 | 7 |
609 | A little light in the loafers, are we? | 1.3871 | 0.06843 | 93 | 66 | 18 | 9 |
610 | I don't care that you're post-chrysalis, Norman. I still have a headache. | 1.3861 | 0.06596 | 101 | 72 | 19 | 10 |
611 | are you going to sting like a bee next? | 1.3861 | 0.05624 | 101 | 66 | 31 | 4 |
612 | You can't just fly in and fly out when you want to. | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
613 | I'm not cleaning up the chrysalis you left behind... | 1.3854 | 0.06517 | 96 | 67 | 21 | 8 |
614 | Quit hovering! | 1.3854 | 0.06684 | 96 | 68 | 19 | 9 |
615 | Irving, stop hovering | 1.3854 | 0.07004 | 96 | 70 | 15 | 11 |
616 | Herb, I think you've been reading way too much Kafka. | 1.3853 | 0.06505 | 109 | 79 | 18 | 12 |
617 | I'm tired of hearing about your metamorphosis. Why don't you go tell your friend Kafka about it. | 1.3853 | 0.06101 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 9 |
618 | I see the monarch deigns to join us. | 1.3853 | 0.06239 | 109 | 77 | 22 | 10 |
619 | 'Bout time you emerged from your COVID cocoon! | 1.3846 | 0.06770 | 91 | 64 | 19 | 8 |
620 | Are you really a butterfly or was there mescaline in the brownies? | 1.3846 | 0.06948 | 91 | 65 | 17 | 9 |
621 | Well, well. Look who's finally left his cocoon. | 1.3846 | 0.06051 | 117 | 83 | 23 | 11 |
622 | I saw a light on. | 1.3838 | 0.06842 | 99 | 72 | 16 | 11 |
623 | You got into the good stuff again! | 1.3838 | 0.06533 | 99 | 70 | 20 | 9 |
624 | Why don't you flit up to the roof and clean the gutters? | 1.3838 | 0.06210 | 99 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
625 | Please don't tell me you caused another tornado in Texas. | 1.3837 | 0.06442 | 86 | 58 | 23 | 5 |
626 | Remind me to turn off the porch light. | 1.3832 | 0.06178 | 107 | 75 | 23 | 9 |
627 | So, what did the doc say? | 1.3832 | 0.05886 | 107 | 73 | 27 | 7 |
628 | I thought you said you'd stop winging it at work! | 1.3832 | 0.06034 | 107 | 74 | 25 | 8 |
629 | And I thought you were intolerable in the cocoon stage. | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
630 | I should have listened to my mother and married an ant. Then we'd have some savings put away. | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
631 | Why is it always about you? | 1.3830 | 0.05879 | 94 | 62 | 28 | 4 |
632 | Now you can dust the Chandelier." | 1.3820 | 0.06686 | 89 | 62 | 20 | 7 |
633 | I hope you don't think I'M going to clean up your pupae. | 1.3818 | 0.05773 | 110 | 75 | 28 | 7 |
634 | I was expecting Door Dash | 1.3818 | 0.05916 | 110 | 76 | 26 | 8 |
635 | Another Covid vaccination side effect? | 1.3810 | 0.06402 | 105 | 75 | 20 | 10 |
636 | I'd be really impressed if you flapped your way into the kitchen and made dinner? | 1.3804 | 0.06709 | 92 | 65 | 19 | 8 |
637 | No. I don't feel like cocooning tonight. | 1.3804 | 0.06152 | 92 | 62 | 25 | 5 |
638 | I bet you're proud of yourself. | 1.3804 | 0.06343 | 92 | 63 | 23 | 6 |
639 | If you think you are going to get me into that chrysalis, forget about it! | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
640 | Fine…spread your wings and go. But for God sake, please don’t call me come down to scrape you off a truck windshield again! | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
641 | Oh for flying out loud. | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
642 | You left your chrysalis on the floor again. | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
643 | Well, this is certainly better than last week's "sting like a bee" stunt. | 1.3800 | 0.06479 | 100 | 71 | 20 | 9 |
644 | Let’s see you sting like a bee. | 1.3800 | 0.05993 | 100 | 68 | 26 | 6 |
645 | I hoped you cleaned up your pupa this time. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
646 | I saw you left the light on | 1.3800 | 0.06321 | 100 | 70 | 22 | 8 |
647 | Oh for heaven's sake, would you stop flitting around, and take off your ridiculous "I'm in the mood" amorous wings? | 1.3789 | 0.06203 | 95 | 65 | 24 | 6 |
648 | Rules are rules, we take our shoes off in the house. | 1.3789 | 0.06381 | 95 | 66 | 22 | 7 |
649 | So you've finally decided to come out of your cocoon! | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
650 | Fine! You be a butterfly. I’m happy as a moth! | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
651 | I called my lawyer. Our pre-pupal agreement still holds. | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
652 | Did you leave the screen door open again?! | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
653 | Please stop hovering! | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
654 | Stop acting like a monarch. | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
655 | Where's the money you promised for all the teeth I lost? | 1.3776 | 0.06570 | 98 | 70 | 19 | 9 |
656 | The lengths you'll go to keep your shoes on indoors. | 1.3776 | 0.06408 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
657 | Not now. I'm still cocooning. | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
658 | NO they do NOT make your proboscis look smaller!! | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
659 | We have to find the middle ground between patriarch and monarch. | 1.3774 | 0.06352 | 106 | 76 | 20 | 10 |
660 | OK, the clinical trial was a disappointment, but what about the surprise winter in Mexico? | 1.3774 | 0.06352 | 106 | 76 | 20 | 10 |
661 | Enough with the Optimism for 2022! | 1.3765 | 0.06896 | 85 | 60 | 18 | 7 |
662 | Isn't it time to migrate? | 1.3765 | 0.06896 | 85 | 60 | 18 | 7 |
663 | Kafka 2.0 | 1.3765 | 0.07096 | 85 | 61 | 16 | 8 |
664 | You're not the same man I married. | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
665 | Call it metamorphosis if you will, but you still need to change your attitude. | 1.3761 | 0.05650 | 109 | 74 | 29 | 6 |
666 | Are you still flying by the seat of your pants? | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
667 | What did you do with the caterpillar outfit? | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 120 | 85 | 25 | 10 |
668 | Well, obviously you have been cocooning long enough! | 1.3750 | 0.05970 | 96 | 65 | 26 | 5 |
669 | No! You cannot go out and play in the street light. | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
670 | I sent you out specifically for drumsticks, not wings! | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
671 | I liked you better as a bookworm. | 1.3750 | 0.06725 | 88 | 62 | 19 | 7 |
672 | That's why you needed three weeks off? | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
673 | You think I can't tell when you're on the nectar?" | 1.3750 | 0.07103 | 88 | 64 | 15 | 9 |
674 | That’s quite a metamorphosis. | 1.3750 | 0.06664 | 96 | 69 | 18 | 9 |
675 | I thought you were supposed to be headed to Mexico. | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
676 | Yes, of course I remember you were a caterpillar yesterday. | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
677 | How did you get past the spider web? | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
678 | Stay away from my sweater drawer. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
679 | Well, at least you aren't a fly on the wall. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
680 | Well, that explains the last 45 years. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
681 | Well, look who finally decided to emerge from his cocoon. | 1.3735 | 0.06112 | 83 | 55 | 25 | 3 |
682 | I’m still not going vegan! | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
683 | I've no doubt you're anxious to reclaim your position as the town social butterfly, but you're not going anywhere without a mask. | 1.3725 | 0.05899 | 102 | 70 | 26 | 6 |
684 | I fell in love with a CATERPILLAR! My mother warned me that you’d change! | 1.3723 | 0.06590 | 94 | 67 | 19 | 8 |
685 | It's not a COVID symptom, you're still going to have to go to work. | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
686 | You’re a queen, not a monarch. | 1.3721 | 0.06829 | 86 | 61 | 18 | 7 |
687 | You are defintiely reading too much Ovid. | 1.3721 | 0.07219 | 86 | 63 | 14 | 9 |
688 | I liked you better in the chrysalis. | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
689 | So what? I still want to cocoon tonight. | 1.3714 | 0.06385 | 105 | 76 | 19 | 10 |
690 | Be careful out there. The neighbors are having a bonfire. | 1.3714 | 0.06665 | 105 | 78 | 15 | 12 |
691 | Well, I'll be--I thought you'd never change. | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
692 | You ALWAYS take your metaphors too far. | 1.3708 | 0.06851 | 89 | 64 | 17 | 8 |
693 | Can’t I turn a light on without you flitting by? | 1.3708 | 0.06267 | 89 | 61 | 23 | 5 |
694 | You’re too old for a mid-metamorphosis crisis. | 1.3708 | 0.06851 | 89 | 64 | 17 | 8 |
695 | Great, all you’ve been doing is sleeping for weeks, and now this! | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
696 | Oh no! You put LSD in my coffee, didn't you? | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
697 | I liked you better before you metamorphosed! | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
698 | Being "high" is metaphoric, not metamorphic. | 1.3700 | 0.06913 | 100 | 75 | 13 | 12 |
699 | Was that your old flame again? | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
700 | I thought I told you, no molting in the living room! | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
701 | I’m just not in the mood for another it’s time to get off the couch and spread your wings lecture. | 1.3696 | 0.06863 | 92 | 67 | 16 | 9 |
702 | You'll have to do more to convince me that 'Spring is in the air'" | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
703 | Dad,I see you've been reading James Thurber again. | 1.3696 | 0.06687 | 92 | 66 | 18 | 8 |
704 | Will you stop hovering, I'm trying to read! | 1.3690 | 0.06287 | 84 | 57 | 23 | 4 |
705 | I think you need to lay off the Kafka. | 1.3690 | 0.06938 | 84 | 60 | 17 | 7 |
706 | I remember when you would give me butterflies in the stomach | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
707 | Yes, I'm sure I dont have any pollen, and please stop looking at me that way." | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
708 | Well, finally you are acting like an adult. | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
709 | Glad to see you finally came out of your shell | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
710 | I thought you had gone to Mexico. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
711 | Roger, I can see you’re going through a stage. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
712 | Congratulations!!! The pandemic has finally made one of us into a social butterfly ! | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
713 | Well, look who finally emerged from his cocoon! | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
714 | You didn't tell me you were transitioning. | 1.3678 | 0.06143 | 87 | 59 | 24 | 4 |
715 | When you said that you were coming out of your cocoon, I had a different idea of what you meant. | 1.3678 | 0.06143 | 87 | 59 | 24 | 4 |
716 | When I said come out of your cocoon, I did not mean THAT way. | 1.3678 | 0.06563 | 87 | 61 | 20 | 6 |
717 | Okay, tell me a little more about this new medication the doctor prescribed. | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
718 | Man, it took you long enough to change. | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
719 | Lovely, but where's the rent money. | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
720 | Your little flower has a headache. | 1.3667 | 0.06787 | 90 | 65 | 17 | 8 |
721 | Don’t worry, I know a good entomologist. | 1.3667 | 0.06601 | 90 | 64 | 19 | 7 |
722 | I asked for a wingman, not a wing nut. | 1.3663 | 0.06406 | 101 | 73 | 19 | 9 |
723 | Nice try, but I'm the monarch around here. | 1.3659 | 0.06834 | 82 | 58 | 18 | 6 |
724 | All right Tinker Bell, sprinkle some fairy dust and get me a Tab. | 1.3656 | 0.06627 | 93 | 67 | 18 | 8 |
725 | Look who finally decided to open up. | 1.3656 | 0.06627 | 93 | 67 | 18 | 8 |
726 | What is wrong with you? I told you, I want rainbows and unicorns. | 1.3656 | 0.06627 | 93 | 67 | 18 | 8 |
727 | It's supposed to be a mid-life *crisis*, not a mid-life chrysalis! | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
728 | I’m sorry, but you’ve changed. I miss the humble caterpillar I fell in love with. | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
729 | OK, so you got that part down, but you're never going to be able to sting like a bee. | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
730 | You took the blue pill? | 1.3649 | 0.07594 | 74 | 54 | 13 | 7 |
731 | Let me guess…”Tinker-Bill”? | 1.3647 | 0.06663 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
732 | Off to Mexico again? | 1.3647 | 0.06870 | 85 | 61 | 17 | 7 |
733 | No, I don't want to see how you sting like a bee! | 1.3646 | 0.06806 | 96 | 71 | 15 | 10 |
734 | How was Wing Night? | 1.3646 | 0.06642 | 96 | 70 | 17 | 9 |
735 | Look who's come out of his cocoon. | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
736 | Gosh Bert! You weren’t kidding when you said you thought you were morphing! | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
737 | I told you to come out of your shell, not your chrysalis. | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
738 | Now make yourself useful and clean the gutters. | 1.3646 | 0.06304 | 96 | 68 | 21 | 7 |
739 | I suppose you get to go to Mexico now? | 1.3645 | 0.06284 | 107 | 78 | 19 | 10 |
740 | I see you've managed to ruin another perfectly good shirt. | 1.3636 | 0.05824 | 99 | 68 | 26 | 5 |
741 | Aren’t you a bit too old to be thinking of going to the Moth Ball? | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
742 | No more Red Bull for you! | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
743 | You’ve really changed since we got married. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
744 | You’re taking credit for the tsunami, aren’t you.? | 1.3636 | 0.06650 | 99 | 73 | 16 | 10 |
745 | I’d much prefer you’d sting like a bee! | 1.3636 | 0.06087 | 88 | 60 | 24 | 4 |
746 | I thought you were going migrating. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
747 | For the last time dad,NBC is not looking to replace the Peacock | 1.3636 | 0.06298 | 88 | 61 | 22 | 5 |
748 | Ha! You think you're a Monarch. Well,you're not! | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
749 | For the last time, we're all out of milkweed. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
750 | Why can't you morph into something a little more useful , Felix, like a vacuum cleaner? | 1.3626 | 0.06904 | 91 | 67 | 15 | 9 |
751 | Flitting from one thing to another! Can't you just commit to something? | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
752 | I thought you would never come out of the closet! | 1.3626 | 0.06724 | 91 | 66 | 17 | 8 |
753 | When I said you should grow a pair,this isn't what I meant. | 1.3626 | 0.07078 | 91 | 68 | 13 | 10 |
754 | yes...but you still can't get the t.v. remote to work | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
755 | I knew I should have turned the lights off. | 1.3625 | 0.06474 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
756 | I see you've been in my closet again | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
757 | That’s what took you so long in the bathroom? | 1.3619 | 0.06508 | 105 | 78 | 16 | 11 |
758 | That’s not what they meant by “Kafkaesque.” | 1.3619 | 0.06508 | 105 | 78 | 16 | 11 |
759 | How creepy...I liked you better when you were a caterpillar! | 1.3614 | 0.07187 | 83 | 61 | 14 | 8 |
760 | Now I know what happened to my cashmere sweater | 1.3614 | 0.06545 | 83 | 58 | 20 | 5 |
761 | Don't expect me to say they're the most gorgeous pair I've ever seen on a man! | 1.3605 | 0.06802 | 86 | 62 | 17 | 7 |
762 | After decades of asking you to change, this is what you come up with? | 1.3605 | 0.06170 | 86 | 59 | 23 | 4 |
763 | You won’t last a day out there. | 1.3605 | 0.07193 | 86 | 64 | 13 | 9 |
764 | Migrate, Fred. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
765 | As a matter of fact, they do make you look fat! | 1.3605 | 0.07001 | 86 | 63 | 15 | 8 |
766 | When you said “mid-life transformation,” I was thinking hair implants or starting a podcast. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
767 | Honey, I told you to lay off the Red Bull. | 1.3600 | 0.06594 | 100 | 74 | 16 | 10 |
768 | Marvin, we haven't changed our no shoes in the house policy | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
769 | Don’t even think about stinging like a bee. | 1.3596 | 0.06826 | 89 | 65 | 16 | 8 |
770 | Buzz off, Ralph! | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
771 | What self-actualization nonsense are you reading this month? | 1.3590 | 0.06822 | 78 | 55 | 18 | 5 |
772 | I don’t care Geoffery if you’ve come out, I just wanna read my book | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
773 | Nice, but I heard Frank across the street became a Monarch. | 1.3587 | 0.07012 | 92 | 69 | 13 | 10 |
774 | We get it. You're gay. | 1.3580 | 0.07517 | 81 | 61 | 11 | 9 |
775 | You're too old to change. | 1.3580 | 0.07095 | 81 | 59 | 15 | 7 |
776 | Great, why couldn't you settle for a red sportscar like everyone else? | 1.3580 | 0.06164 | 81 | 55 | 23 | 3 |
777 | Just because it's legal now doesn't mean you have to try it. | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
778 | Knock it off ! We're not going through that again. | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
779 | Lay off the Red Bull | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
780 | Oh, for god's sake, stop flitting around and go fix us a grasshopper. | 1.3571 | 0.07114 | 84 | 62 | 14 | 8 |
781 | Now you're claiming metamorphosis as a side-effect of the vaccine? | 1.3571 | 0.07313 | 84 | 63 | 12 | 9 |
782 | I hope you cleaned up the chrysalis! | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
783 | Well, “Mr Very Hungry Caterpillar”, that food was for the party! | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
784 | I don't know you anymore, George. You've changed. | 1.3571 | 0.06910 | 84 | 61 | 16 | 7 |
785 | Flap yourself into the kitchen and make dinner. | 1.3563 | 0.05890 | 87 | 59 | 25 | 3 |
786 | Does this metamorphosis include doing the dishes? | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
787 | Look who finally emerged after all the dishes were done. | 1.3563 | 0.07308 | 87 | 66 | 11 | 10 |
788 | The neighbors called. They want you to stop crashing their garden parties. | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
789 | You still look like an insect. | 1.3556 | 0.05544 | 90 | 60 | 28 | 2 |
790 | I suppose it’s those damn gummies again | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 66 | 16 | 8 |
791 | I suppose you'll be migrating to Mexico next. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
792 | Well, how about you migrate the garbage down to the curb for starters? | 1.3544 | 0.06505 | 79 | 55 | 20 | 4 |
793 | Your pheromones got here before you. | 1.3544 | 0.06505 | 79 | 55 | 20 | 4 |
794 | A change of shirt would've be fine, it's only my parents coming over." | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
795 | Emotional intimacy is the metamorphosis I was talking about. | 1.3537 | 0.06578 | 82 | 58 | 19 | 5 |
796 | I wished for a fairy godmother! | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
797 | I’m not going to pose for your damn New Yorker cover again. | 1.3537 | 0.07021 | 82 | 60 | 15 | 7 |
798 | You're trying to get me to forget that you sting like a bee, aren't you? | 1.3529 | 0.05966 | 85 | 58 | 24 | 3 |
799 | So that’s what you meant when you said you were ‘going upstairs to change’ | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
800 | You read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar again, didn't you? | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
801 | I'd like you to cut back on the Red Bull. | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
802 | Well I guess it's better than my last husband, Gregor. | 1.3523 | 0.07053 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
803 | I hate that sweater. | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
804 | We're all out of nectar. I suggest migrating. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
805 | Ok you float like a butterfly... but I sting like a bee! | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
806 | I am the chaos that butterflies create | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
807 | I said: "Play Madama Butterfly." Not turn into a damn butterfly. | 1.3514 | 0.07559 | 74 | 55 | 12 | 7 |
808 | You may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bee. | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
809 | You still have to take out the garbage. | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
810 | You’re still doing the dishes tonight. | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
811 | Why don't you just flutter over to the cozy fireplace. That'll get that smirk off your face. | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
812 | I could use your help changing the smoke detector battery, Frank. | 1.3506 | 0.07570 | 77 | 58 | 11 | 8 |
813 | They’re not yours, put it back | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
814 | No. We do not have milkweed here. | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
815 | THAT'S why you've been in the bathroom for the last hour? | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
816 | Can you at least do some dusting? | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
817 | You’re not a butterfly, Herman. You’re 58. It’s just a midlife chrysalis. | 1.3500 | 0.07138 | 80 | 59 | 14 | 7 |
818 | Please, no more 'Un Bel Di'. | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
819 | And Mother said you would never change | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
820 | Bug off | 1.3488 | 0.06972 | 86 | 64 | 14 | 8 |
821 | I think you've taken this virtual reality thing a little too far, Fred. | 1.3488 | 0.06972 | 86 | 64 | 14 | 8 |
822 | I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
823 | Nice try, but we both know that underneath you're still a worm. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
824 | Flewzy! | 1.3488 | 0.07166 | 86 | 65 | 12 | 9 |
825 | If you say "Kafkaesque" one more time I'm kicking you out. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
826 | No, I'm not knitting anything for lunch. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
827 | It's about damn time you came out of your cocoon! | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
828 | Who unpinned you? | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
829 | I just knew you were a fairy! | 1.3472 | 0.07951 | 72 | 55 | 9 | 8 |
830 | That’s not what I meant by Grow Up! | 1.3472 | 0.06608 | 72 | 50 | 19 | 3 |
831 | I told you—this is a no fly zone. | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
832 | You think you can just fly in here unannounced? | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
833 | Migrating already? | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
834 | See? I always said you’d take after your Mothra’s side of the family! | 1.3467 | 0.06710 | 75 | 53 | 18 | 4 |
835 | For that last time, stay away from my sweaters! | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
836 | A tooth fairy for adults doesn’t make getting dentures any easier. | 1.3462 | 0.07486 | 78 | 59 | 11 | 8 |
837 | Now that you're out of that cocoon, could you clean the gutters? | 1.3462 | 0.06004 | 78 | 53 | 23 | 2 |
838 | So, you really think that coming out like that is a good idea? | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
839 | Stick a pin in it. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
840 | What happened to the cute little caterpillar I married? | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
841 | I see you're through you mid-life metamorphosis. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
842 | Get over yourself; you're a moth. Now bring me a beer. | 1.3457 | 0.07062 | 81 | 60 | 14 | 7 |
843 | Every time I turn on the light... | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
844 | No matter what you do, I’M STILL A MARRIED MAN! | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
845 | No, I don’t want to be pollinated. | 1.3448 | 0.07094 | 87 | 66 | 12 | 9 |
846 | I'm not a flower. | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
847 | This is not what I expected when they said men change with age. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
848 | Even my imagination sucks! | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
849 | Don’t give me that reproduction stage look. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
850 | Helicopter parent, butterfly parent, I don't give a damn what you call yourself! For chrissakes, Dad, I'm 48 years old! | 1.3444 | 0.06734 | 90 | 67 | 15 | 8 |
851 | So what! You’re still full of pupa! | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
852 | I told you, "Ask your fairy godmother to make you a king, not a monarch." | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
853 | We can watch Cocoon, but I don't think it's about what you think it's about. | 1.3429 | 0.07851 | 70 | 53 | 10 | 7 |
854 | No, I don't want to watch Cocoon again. | 1.3425 | 0.07610 | 73 | 55 | 11 | 7 |
855 | I hate to pin you down ,but where will you be sleeping ? | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
856 | Is that what you been doing in your room the last few weeks? | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
857 | Really? Khakis? | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
858 | This happens every time you drink! | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
859 | I suppose you just dropped your cocoon on the floor where, as usual, you'll expect me to pick it up | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
860 | I don't care how much you've changed. We're through. | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
861 | What did I say about flapping through the living room? Dust, Tom, dust everywhere! | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
862 | The change I had in mind was you doing more housework. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
863 | When I said you may as well come out, I meant to dinner with the Rogers. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
864 | Its still your turn to unload the dishwasher. | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
865 | You know, you were much less annoying as a catepillar! | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
866 | Just remember, I can still sting like a bee. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
867 | When are you leaving for Mexico? | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
868 | I see you’re out of your cocoon. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
869 | Well, the monarch of the house has arrived. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
870 | Dad, those were the gummies, not the laxatives! | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
871 | Did you have a nice metamorphosis dear? | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
872 | You still have to take your shoes off! | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
873 | Howard your fascination with Sinatra's "Fly with me" has to stop | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
874 | Now you tell me. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
875 | I told you: Not in the house! | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
876 | No... I most certainly don't want to spend the next two months flying to central Mexico. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
877 | This is not a revelation, Howard. You weren't hiding them that well to begin with. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
878 | I need a little more dishwasher emptying and a lot less flitting. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
879 | Amor, it's sweet you're learning Spanish for me, but I think you've confused "mi esposa" and "mariposa"." | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
880 | Don't come flying down here until you've cleaned up your chrysalis! | 1.3380 | 0.05999 | 71 | 48 | 22 | 1 |
881 | I told you not to set the dryer to life cycle | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
882 | Something different about you, you've changed! | 1.3378 | 0.07521 | 74 | 56 | 11 | 7 |
883 | When I said to pick up your feet when you walk, that's not what I meant. | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
884 | For the fifth time Max. We are COMPLETELY out of Mulberry leaves! | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
885 | Milton dreamed of being part of the monarchy. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
886 | No--I have a headache. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
887 | You're getting too close to my cashmere sweater. | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
888 | Jesus, Bert, just get a Porsche and leave me for a blonde. This is just sad. | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
889 | What did you do with Francis the caterpillar! | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
890 | I knew I should have married Spider-Man. | 1.3377 | 0.07758 | 77 | 60 | 8 | 9 |
891 | Oh yeah, well I can sting like a bee. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
892 | Yes,they make you look fat. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
893 | Don't you leave that cocoon for me to clean up. | 1.3377 | 0.07304 | 77 | 58 | 12 | 7 |
894 | And all I got was hot flashes. | 1.3377 | 0.06299 | 77 | 54 | 20 | 3 |
895 | We migrated last year. | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
896 | You’re certainly not a monarch in this house! | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
897 | I thought you were getting a cab. | 1.3375 | 0.07323 | 80 | 61 | 11 | 8 |
898 | You old fairy! | 1.3375 | 0.07323 | 80 | 61 | 11 | 8 |
899 | I was chasing the bright ELUSIVE butterfly of love… | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
900 | First enlightenment,now metamorphosis? I’m canceling your library card. | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
901 | oh sure, you have time for metamorphosis, but you can’t take out the trash. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
902 | Are you sure? Underneath this sweater, I'm a spider. | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
903 | not what i meant by you need to change | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
904 | We're out of cashmere | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
905 | Wow! You really DID go upstairs to change! | 1.3373 | 0.07125 | 83 | 63 | 12 | 8 |
906 | That’s not what I meant when I said you needed to change. | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
907 | You were warned that there could be side affects with that insecticide. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
908 | Did you make silk on the bathroom floor again? | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
909 | You need to stop drinking the off-brand Redbull. | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
910 | Everybody's coming out. Surprise me for a change. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
911 | Sorry, but I just don't have time for any more of your flights of fancy. | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
912 | It’s about time. | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
913 | The least you can do is change a light bulb. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
914 | For goodness’ sake Norm, the Millers will be here any minute! | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
915 | It's always fight or flight with you. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
916 | Did you use my deodorant again? | 1.3333 | 0.06872 | 87 | 66 | 13 | 8 |
917 | Next thing, you'll sting like a bee. | 1.3333 | 0.07244 | 81 | 62 | 11 | 8 |
918 | I don’t care whether it’s a cocoon or a chrysalis. Clean it up. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
919 | OK. You win. Some people can change. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
920 | You may have wings but you're no angel. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
921 | You are not a butterfly, you are drunk. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
922 | Where was this metamorphosis 20 years ago, Harold? | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
923 | That's not what I meant I said you need to change. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
924 | I told you, I straight now. | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
925 | Sorry, it looked better on the hanger. | 1.3333 | 0.07433 | 75 | 57 | 11 | 7 |
926 | We get it. You read Kafka. | 1.3333 | 0.07661 | 72 | 55 | 10 | 7 |
927 | That's not how cocooning is supposed to end when humans do it, Gerald! | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
928 | Good grief, Douglas! First I had to put up with that cocoon, and now this! I hope you'll be migrating soon. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
929 | You had me at larvae. | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
930 | I said WE needed a change! | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
931 | Clearly, this cocooning at home has been going on for too long. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
932 | I could care less about your “amazing”wingspan. | 1.3333 | 0.07223 | 78 | 59 | 12 | 7 |
933 | Someone took the Butterfly Effect too literally | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
934 | I think you came out of your cocoon too late. | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 52 | 21 | 2 |
935 | Well that's one side effect the doctor didn't mention. | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
936 | I told you not to take a nap in that sleeping bag. | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
937 | No! Yo are not laying eggs on my tomato plants. | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
938 | I liked you better in the cocoon. | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
939 | You said you wanted to spread your wings, but I had no idea!” | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
940 | " I suppose you'll be going outside now to flap your wings and change the future." | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
941 | This is "'change?"' | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
942 | Dad, this has got to stop. | 1.3301 | 0.06381 | 103 | 79 | 14 | 10 |
943 | I liked you better as a wallflower. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
944 | Dad, I wish you'd warn me when you spike the brownies. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
945 | No, I don't think if you had a crown you'd be a monarch. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
946 | Sorry, it's just too little, too late. | 1.3294 | 0.06979 | 85 | 65 | 12 | 8 |
947 | I don't care how social you are-- I'm not driving you anywhere. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
948 | And let me guess, I get to clean up the chrysalis. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
949 | Why couldn't you get a Corvette like every other mid life crisis? | 1.3294 | 0.06979 | 85 | 65 | 12 | 8 |
950 | Will you fly upstairs and get my slippers? | 1.3294 | 0.05648 | 85 | 59 | 24 | 2 |
951 | And you wonder why I'm not getting vaccinated. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
952 | How was your day at the nuclear plant? | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
953 | Would you please stop hovering, Albert? | 1.3294 | 0.06979 | 85 | 65 | 12 | 8 |
954 | Is this some sort of mid-stage crisis? | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
955 | You aren't the same larva I fell in love with. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
956 | They don't mind you pollinating in their garden, but people can see you when you watch them shower. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
957 | ‘I thought your name was Chris, not Chrysalis’ | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
958 | I can't put my finger on it, but you've changed. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
959 | Seems a little early in the day to get high | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
960 | I know, I know, you saw the light was on... | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
961 | Flighty doesn't begin to describe you, Dad. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
962 | Change my will. I want to be pinned under glass. | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
963 | Coming out!? Again?! | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
964 | Finally, you've come out of your shell. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
965 | So, you've finally evolved. | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
966 | Don't make me get the net! | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
967 | If you try sting like a bee next, I'm outta here. | 1.3291 | 0.07143 | 79 | 60 | 12 | 7 |
968 | I know you're a 'changed man', but I'm telling you, it's over. | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
969 | When you said you were "Coming Out", that's not what I expected. | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
970 | When do I get MY wings? | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
971 | How many times can you "come out" in a lifetime? | 1.3289 | 0.07583 | 76 | 59 | 9 | 8 |
972 | Don't you think that's a bit dressy for the book club? | 1.3289 | 0.07348 | 76 | 58 | 11 | 7 |
973 | You know once the exterminator gets here, I can make no guarantees. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
974 | Honestly Jules, do I look like your little buttercup? | 1.3288 | 0.07569 | 73 | 56 | 10 | 7 |
975 | I'm still not in the mood! | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
976 | No, I'm not interested in beginning a thrilling new aspect of life. | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
977 | And I’m supposed to think you’ve changed? | 1.3288 | 0.07569 | 73 | 56 | 10 | 7 |
978 | Don't try the old 'I've gone through a metamorphosis' excuse on me! | 1.3288 | 0.07313 | 73 | 55 | 12 | 6 |
979 | I loved you more as a larvae. | 1.3286 | 0.06009 | 70 | 48 | 21 | 1 |
980 | Dammit Pete! Are those are bedroom curtains? That’s it, no more Sound of Music for you. | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
981 | Wait. When we met, you said you were Chris Alis. What did I not understand? | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
982 | Yes Howard, I do notice something different about you. | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
983 | I told you go easy on the Kafka. | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
984 | Chester, you’ve lost weight. | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
985 | No, I do not want to join you for a light out. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
986 | Well look who decided to finally emerge from his cocoon! Your lasagna is probably cold. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
987 | I didn't even know you were pupating. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
988 | OMG! You caught a new COVID variant? | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
989 | Woah, Uncle Bert! Had a feeling you’d be flying in sometime. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
990 | They're definitely not your color. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
991 | I dare you to jump off the roof. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
992 | So I only need to book one seat for our flight to Florida? | 1.3253 | 0.07090 | 83 | 64 | 11 | 8 |
993 | You were much less annoying as a catapillar! | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
994 | I said to Move, not Morph! | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
995 | I told you not to get vaccinated | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
996 | You didn't tell me you were going through metamorphosis, I thought it was a mid-life crisis!! | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
997 | I just flew in. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
998 | I finally sit down and now you expect me to clean up your goddamn chrysalis? | 1.3250 | 0.05839 | 80 | 56 | 22 | 2 |
999 | We have been cocooning through the whole lockdown | 1.3247 | 0.07496 | 77 | 60 | 9 | 8 |
1000 | Ok...you're carrying this social butterfly thing a little too far. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1001 | Please stop drinking Red Bull | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1002 | Is it me or my sweater you're eyeing so hungrily . | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1003 | Stop hovering over me. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1004 | Someone’s feeling social today! | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1005 | Gregor! Shoes off! | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1006 | Go back in your coroom. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
1007 | I call this look 'the butterfly affect.' | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
1008 | When you said you were going to "reinvent yourself",I imagined something less "flighty". | 1.3239 | 0.07967 | 71 | 56 | 7 | 8 |
1009 | Did you wipe your wings before coming into the house. | 1.3239 | 0.07967 | 71 | 56 | 7 | 8 |
1010 | You grin, but somewhere in Omaha there's a tornado brewing, and it's YOUR fault, Stanley! | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1011 | I can tell you’re in the mood to pollinate, but I have a headache. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1012 | And where was this display of whimsy, say, twenty years ago? | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
1013 | I meant get the butter fried wings. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
1014 | I see you've broken out of your cocoon. | 1.3235 | 0.07681 | 68 | 52 | 10 | 6 |
1015 | I'm reading. We can pollinate later. | 1.3231 | 0.06243 | 65 | 45 | 19 | 1 |
1016 | Wherever you molted, remember to clean it up! | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1017 | Well aren't you the social butterfly? | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1018 | Stop that, George. You can't cause a hurricane at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1019 | You’re still just a caterpillar to me, Fred. | 1.3218 | 0.06838 | 87 | 67 | 12 | 8 |
1020 | You're only out until I find a larger pin. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1021 | Maybe now you’ll stop being so hungry, hungry all the time. | 1.3214 | 0.05399 | 84 | 58 | 25 | 1 |
1022 | Is this another phase, like the cocoon? | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1023 | I thought you were cocooning. | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1024 | Don't look at me—the milkweed's out back. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1025 | Harry,I told you metamorphosis is not something slugs can do! | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1026 | So now you want to become a social butterfly?! | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1027 | I am not your ladybug and you still need to take out the garbage! | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1028 | Dad! You had your midlife crisis LAST month! You don't get to have another one! | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1029 | Can I get a whoomp whoomp? | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1030 | Which one of you kids left the window open again? | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1031 | No fairy play tonight. I have a headache. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1032 | I knew the holes in my sweater were getting bigger. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1033 | Tripping on mushrooms again? | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1034 | Something’s aflutter but it isn’t my heart. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1035 | Please migrate to the kitchen and bring me a snack,dear. | 1.3200 | 0.06051 | 75 | 53 | 20 | 2 |
1036 | Knock off the Red Bull. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1037 | So, is this another flight of fancy or a kafkaesque moment? | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1038 | All that after watching the old movie Papillon? | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1039 | You know you’re really starting to bug me! | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
1040 | You're still ugly. | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 55 | 11 | 6 |
1041 | Why did you take so long to change? | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1042 | And just where are you fluttering off to? | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1043 | I'm not in the mood to be pollinated tonight. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1044 | Wow, you've really come out of your shell. | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1045 | No, I don't want to see how you also sting like a bee. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1046 | I, too, dream of gossamer wings. But you’re still doing the dishes. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1047 | Where’s Pupa? | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
1048 | Well,at least you didn’t metamorph into a cockroach. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1049 | I assume you left some Red Bull for me?. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1050 | That pollen well dried out long ago. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1051 | This I can handle; just stop stinging like a bee. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1052 | The denture fairy's trip to the nursing home. | 1.3188 | 0.07584 | 69 | 53 | 10 | 6 |
1053 | Damn you, Bernard. You promised there was nothing in those muffins you baked. | 1.3188 | 0.07584 | 69 | 53 | 10 | 6 |
1054 | Why don’t you build a rocket like the other guys. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1055 | Our latest rendition of Spider-Man's newest foe. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1056 | It's really hard to hide a Red Bull relapse, Joey. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1057 | Thought you left on the migration south last week. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1058 | Yes, I’m very happy for you. Just stay the hell away from my sweaters. | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1059 | Ok, I see! Just stay out of my closet. | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1060 | Papillon !!! | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1061 | Did you pick up our pupa from soccer? | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1062 | You should keep your meta-morphosis in the meta-verse, where it belongs.” | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1063 | You left the toilet seat up again, you asshole. | 1.3182 | 0.07832 | 66 | 51 | 9 | 6 |
1064 | I liked you better when you were a caterpillar | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
1065 | We get it Hermon, you're a real social butterfly | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1066 | Again? I’m sorry; I feel a headache coming on. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1067 | I'm not going -- you promised it was business casual. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1068 | I’m transitioning | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1069 | I’m not interested in your elaborate courtship dance tonight. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1070 | And here I thought you couldn't change a person. | 1.3167 | 0.06506 | 60 | 42 | 17 | 1 |
1071 | You're a real high-brow Kafka, aren't you? | 1.3165 | 0.07328 | 79 | 62 | 9 | 8 |
1072 | Now evolve into doing the dishes once in your life. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1073 | You look like a fairy. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1074 | Stay still, you’re turning into our mother. | 1.3165 | 0.07103 | 79 | 61 | 11 | 7 |
1075 | Will you stop flitting about | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1076 | When I said that I hoped you would change, this is not what I had in mind… | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1077 | Fine, we'll watch Cocoon? | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1078 | I liked you better as a caterpillar. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1079 | It’s about time, you’ve been in bed for ten days. | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1080 | Those wings are sure affecting MY weather. | 1.3158 | 0.07305 | 76 | 59 | 10 | 7 |
1081 | It was just last night you thought your life was over as a caterpillar! | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1082 | I don't remember this being on the CDC's list of symptoms... | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1083 | You give wingnut a whole new meaning. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1084 | Damnit, Arthur Pod, this was not the kind of change I was talking about! | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1085 | I warned you not to get vaccinated! | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1086 | So I'm just sitting here with no legs and you want to flaunt your pretty wings, is that it??!! | 1.3151 | 0.07524 | 73 | 57 | 9 | 7 |
1087 | Great you have wings, when do I get legs | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1088 | You seem to have enjoyed your stay on the Island of Dr. Moreau. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1089 | Carl, why can't you just have a midlife crisis like everyone else and go buy a red sports car?!! | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1090 | So you'll emerge from a cocoon as a beautiful butterfly but won't go to couples therapy. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1091 | Were you snacking on the sweaters again? | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
1092 | Sheesh, Morris, I thought that "flying away on silken wings" was a metaphor for dying! | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1093 | You meant literally you need to spread your wings. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1094 | I don’t care how much you’ve evolved, Bernie. The moderates still won’t like you. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1095 | My sister said those things can cause cyclones in South America. | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
1096 | You'll get a swat if you were snacking on my wool sweater again! | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1097 | Why couldn't you just buy a Porsche or sleep with your secretary like the rest of them? | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1098 | What?? You told me I should spread my wings. | 1.3143 | 0.07489 | 70 | 54 | 10 | 6 |
1099 | You're not just going to Mexico for a holiday. I know you"re never coming back! | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1100 | I heard that Harold was going through a midlife-chrysalis too. | 1.3143 | 0.07489 | 70 | 54 | 10 | 6 |
1101 | Your doctor warned about side effects. I'm sure your bat wings will come back, dear. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1102 | Oh, I bet you’ll lose interest once she shuts off her porch light. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1103 | To be honest, I much preferred you as a caterpillar. | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1104 | See you later, pollinator! | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1105 | That is not what I meant by "Bug off"! | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1106 | Will you stop bugging me already? | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1107 | So, I’m still you old flame am I? | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1108 | Don't you dare flutter back into this house smelling of cheap pheromones!" | 1.3133 | 0.07053 | 83 | 65 | 10 | 8 |
1109 | Oh, for God’s sake! Just when I was getting adjusted to being married to a caterpillar! | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1110 | I hope you put the cocoon in the recycling this time. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1111 | I see I left the light on. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1112 | Ok. It’s getting now too kafkaesque. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1113 | If you wanted attention,all you had to do was ask. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1114 | If you're going out, remember your mask. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1115 | Dad, you need to read the instructions and download Twitter correctly. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1116 | Dad,that's not what they mean when they say trans. | 1.3125 | 0.07462 | 80 | 64 | 7 | 9 |
1117 | Fine...you go smell the roses....while I suffer with my seasonal allergic rhinitis. | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1118 | I said this is a matriarchy, not a monarchy | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1119 | So no knee replacement? | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1120 | No one ever said: "Be fruitful and pollenate." | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1121 | Is this what you meant by calling me the "larva your life". | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1122 | Super hero? You can be defeated with a box of moth balls! | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1123 | You're still a pest! | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1124 | Were you attracted to my inner glow? | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1125 | Wordle in one! | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1126 | Forget it!...the flame went out long ago! | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
1127 | Why couldn’t you metamorphose into something useful, like a plumber? | 1.3115 | 0.07941 | 61 | 47 | 9 | 5 |
1128 | You're such the social butterfly, aren't you. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1129 | I see you finally got out of bed | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1130 | I see the moth balls are not working. | 1.3111 | 0.06637 | 90 | 70 | 12 | 8 |
1131 | Oh look. A butthead-fly. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1132 | Must you flutter around the issue? | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
1133 | Just keep away from the lights. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1134 | That’s nice, but can you sting like a bee? | 1.3108 | 0.07180 | 74 | 57 | 11 | 6 |
1135 | If you've been in the wardrobe, I'm releasing the gecko. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1136 | That's not deterministic chaos, Mort. You just knocked over the lamp. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1137 | I thought you wanted to cocoon. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1138 | No, Marvel Comics didn't call yet. | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
1139 | Don't tell me, you have a date. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1140 | Most people just come out of the closet. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1141 | I still don't believe you're capable of real change, Gary. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1142 | You can't wear those wings to the club ! | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1143 | You should see what 'the change' is doing to me. | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1144 | Retirement has changed you. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1145 | I'm glad YOU think it was worth the wait! | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1146 | I could never pull that off but on you it works. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1147 | Dad! Get back in the closet! | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1148 | When I said “you need to get out of your shell Larry”, this is not what I meant! | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1149 | Glad to see you resolved your mid-life chrysalis. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1150 | Not until you get your piolet's license Dad! | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1151 | Flit somewhere else | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
1152 | Well...look who's come out of his coccoon! | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1153 | You've been snacking on the sweaters again, haven't you? | 1.3077 | 0.07882 | 65 | 51 | 8 | 6 |
1154 | Well, you've been sleeping long enough! | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1155 | What version of COVID do you have | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1156 | Now off you go Wilbur to show Orville how it is done. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1157 | Well, this explains all the latest chaos. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1158 | New glasses,Phil? | 1.3077 | 0.07571 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 5 |
1159 | This is not the kind of cocooning our therapist was talking about. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1160 | Stop it Leo! I'm not your little flower. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1161 | Don't worry, I'm not going to try and pin you down. | 1.3077 | 0.08915 | 52 | 41 | 6 | 5 |
1162 | That fairy look does not become you. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1163 | Too little, too late Bob. | 1.3067 | 0.07096 | 75 | 58 | 11 | 6 |
1164 | I told you to go easy on the Red Bull! | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1165 | Maybe now you will stop and smell the flowers once in a while. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1166 | While you're up, mind grabbing me some nectar? | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1167 | You’re just flapping that virus all over the place! | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1168 | I just don't think you should be flying at night anymore. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1169 | You always have to be different! | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1170 | Too little, too late! | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1171 | Tooth fairy? Did you come to help me find my dentures? | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1172 | How much did you pay for those things? | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1173 | I light a candle for some solitary meditation, and Bam! You seem to be drawn to interrupt me. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1174 | Okay, Dad. You can go out, but let me write down what you're wearing in case you get lost. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1175 | Meta- what? | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1176 | Two years of living in a cocoon, and you're the one who turns into a butterfly. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1177 | What are you all in a flutter about? | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1178 | I guess SOMEONE is ready to come out of the Covid cocoon!! | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
1179 | So now do you think you can metamorphosis the dirty dishes?? | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
1180 | Sure, Henry, you told me you'd change. But it's just too late now. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
1181 | You really have changed! | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1182 | I don't care how pretty you look. I'm not flying with you until COVID is over. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1183 | How long were you in there? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1184 | So did you get the job at NBC? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1185 | I liked you better when you were a caterpillar and would come crawling when I called | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
1186 | Does it look like there's any nectar in here? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1187 | I’m sorry but not all of us are having such a productive pandemic | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1188 | I guess this explains why the trash hasn't been taken out for 10 to 14 days. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1189 | You left the hatch open again! | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1190 | Yes, I think you're cute. But stop hovering over me. | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
1191 | Yes, I can see that you float like a butterfly. But can you sting like a bee? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1192 | How is it you're always so cheery in the morning before coffee? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1193 | Now, that was devious! you didn't explain when you said your part in the play is that of a Monarch. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1194 | I'm not putting on the porch light again" | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
1195 | "I thought you'd never leave that cocoon. Go empty the dishwasher." | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1196 | Alex,turn on the lights,please. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1197 | Kafka, if you must self-identify as an insect, I suppose you could do worse. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1198 | Is that why there's been a cocoon in the garage for three weeks? | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1199 | if I wanted legs and wings I would have ordered a Chicken!" | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1200 | You may have changed, but you're still an accountant. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1201 | Oh, fuck. OK, whatever. | 1.3030 | 0.08070 | 66 | 53 | 6 | 7 |
1202 | No, I have not always wanted to dress like Mr. Tilley.” | 1.3030 | 0.08070 | 66 | 53 | 6 | 7 |
1203 | Why can't you just wear a tie like everyone else? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1204 | Is this "Poker Night with the Boys" a weekly thing now? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1205 | Oh, fly off. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
1206 | yeah........and you sting like a bee | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1207 | It was a root canal!! I didn’t get to keep the tooth. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1208 | I told you climate change would bring out the best in you sooner rather than later | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1209 | This is why I keep telling you to turn off the lights. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1210 | You still have to wash the dishes, Perry. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1211 | I'm sorry, your butterfly effect is not going to change anything this time!" | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1212 | So, you're done cocooning? | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1213 | When I said 'grow a pair' , I wasn't talking about wings | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1214 | It's only January. Check back in three months and we'll see. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1215 | Just because we’re going out you don’t have to be so literal. | 1.3026 | 0.07497 | 76 | 61 | 7 | 8 |
1216 | I can't imagine why you think that would impress me. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1217 | See? I told you Gary, everyone goes through puberty, even the late bloomers. | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
1218 | Don't look so smug. If you bothered to read the warning label you would have read that butterflies only live for 2 to 6 weeks. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1219 | That’s one way to keep the floors clean | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1220 | Some of us are not content to just float through life | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1221 | If the republicans win in November that's not gonna fly. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1222 | Right, you float like a Butterfly and I sting like a Bee. | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1223 | You don't have to fly downstairs, just text me next time. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1224 | Do you always just have to fly away when we argue? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1225 | Yes, yes, of course, I noticed! | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
1226 | Every time I try to concentrate you come fluttering by | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1227 | I see your cocooning has really paid off,Harold. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1228 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Monarchy. I get it now. Very clever, big sir. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1229 | Well, well, well. Look who finally emerged from the bathroom. | 1.3000 | 0.07435 | 70 | 55 | 9 | 6 |
1230 | While you're out flitting from flower to flower, just remember who cooks your meals, washes your clothes, etc., etc., ... | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1231 | Wow! You weren't kidding about coming out! | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1232 | So you've stopped coccooning...big deal. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1233 | I said "fly away," not "fly my way." | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
1234 | Isn’t it about time you settled down?! | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
1235 | I was expecting a moth. | 1.3000 | 0.06422 | 60 | 43 | 16 | 1 |
1236 | Not ANOTHER outfit from Studio 54 in the 70s. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1237 | Why do you seem to hover every time I turn on my reading lamp? | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
1238 | You have the strangest allergic reactions... | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1239 | Honestly! If you want to read my New Yorker, you can just ask. I'm not playing Eustice to your butterfly anymore! | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1240 | Cut it out. Dust is flying all over the place" | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
1241 | Sorry, I’ve already been pollinated twice today. | 1.3000 | 0.07973 | 70 | 57 | 5 | 8 |
1242 | if you want to change do it outside | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1243 | Cut it out; you're going to give fairies a bad name. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1244 | That is not the butterfly effect, Brad. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
1245 | You know I hate when you flit about, thinking you're the monarch of the house. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1246 | I don’t care if you’re a monarch, you still need to do the dishes. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
1247 | Don't tell me she swept you off your feet?! (by subscriber Donald Haskin, Philadelphia, PA) dhaskin34@gmail.com | 1.2982 | 0.08658 | 57 | 46 | 5 | 6 |
1248 | I thought you were going out for chicken wings | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
1249 | You and your Viagra. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1250 | I see you're tired of cocooning too! | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1251 | A rose, a daisy, a petunia, I don't care! As far as I'm concerned, you should just go Polinate Yourself! | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
1252 | Oh get back in your cocoon and stop bothering me. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1253 | I won't go any faster with you hovering over me! | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
1254 | I thought your inner man was gay, not a social butterfly. | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
1255 | If you're going out, at least put on a different sweater. | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
1256 | Now do you believe me that Kafka is not bedtime reading? | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1257 | Sure, I’ll let you go, but if you don’t come back, you were never mine! | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1258 | Honey, the Butterfly variant is here! | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
1259 | No, I don't want you to flap your wings and change the weather half a world away. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1260 | I guess you can get rid of all your shoes now. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1261 | Geez... I was just getting comfortable with the transgender thing. Now what? | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1262 | It's about time you got out of that cocoon. I thought you were going to sleep until springtime. | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1263 | Harold, I am not flying to Mexico with you! | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1264 | Wings, schmings. It's the new glasses I can't stand. | 1.2958 | 0.07871 | 71 | 58 | 5 | 8 |
1265 | Yes,Mr. Papillon-Mariposa,I know that every language has a different word for "butterfly!" | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1266 | We need to talk about the electric bill. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1267 | Now you want to change? | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1268 | I know you said you don’t see it, but you’ve changed. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1269 | Yes, but do you get frequent flyer points? | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
1270 | Look who the wind blew in! | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1271 | Maybe instead of coming up with new forms of transportation, you could actually go to AA and get your drivers license back. | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
1272 | I hope you put your chrysaslis out on the curb! | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1273 | I told you to lay off the Red Bull. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1274 | Funny how you come out of your cocoon when you start getting hungry. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1275 | You still look like a caterpillar to me. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1276 | I thought I told you to stop drinking Red Bull. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1277 | I told you to leave your wings at the door! | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1278 | Off-brand Redbull again, huh? | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1279 | No, I am not interested in you extending your proboscis! | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1280 | That’s it, you’re grounded. | 1.2941 | 0.07571 | 68 | 54 | 8 | 6 |
1281 | It beats you flapping your gums. | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1282 | When you said you were exploring Metamorphoses, I thought you meant Ovid. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1283 | I don't care if you do learn to sting like a bee - I'm not calling you The Greatest! | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1284 | And just where have you been? | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1285 | So, did you find the edibles? | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
1286 | So I see you didn't go with the walker" | 1.2941 | 0.08131 | 68 | 56 | 4 | 8 |
1287 | The 2nd red bull might have been one too many ~ | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1288 | I’m flattered that you still try to court me, but sometimes I just want to be left alone. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1289 | Why can’t you be more like a fly on the wall? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1290 | Please don’t hover near me while I’m reading Kafka. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1291 | I’m all for it, if they’ll help you clean the gutters. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1292 | Don't even think about touching this sweater. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1293 | This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to evolve, Harold. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1294 | Are you here because you want to see me or because I left the light on?" | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1295 | Zip your fly | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1296 | I'm not pretending you're "The Tooth Fairy". | 1.2931 | 0.06511 | 58 | 42 | 15 | 1 |
1297 | No I don't want to go pollinate with the old man. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1298 | I don’t care. I’m still not drinking Red Bull. | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
1299 | I wish your smug attitude would have a metamorphosis, too. | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1300 | Dang it, Dad -- stop trying to get me to change and go to the light! | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1301 | No, I don't think they make you look more attractive! | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1302 | You know, you’re a real pest… | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1303 | Better. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1304 | A social butterfly you ain't. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1305 | that’s the last time I’m smoking anything! | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1306 | Harold, I don't CARE you took a Viagra! | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1307 | I hate when you hover! | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1308 | OK, so what did you cause this time, an earthquake or another tsunami? | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1309 | You can’t just bat your wings at me and smile. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1310 | I told you acid would get you into trouble. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1311 | I guess it's milkweed for dinner then? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1312 | I said “When pigs fly” | 1.2909 | 0.08071 | 55 | 43 | 8 | 4 |
1313 | This? After what you said about my lasagna? | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1314 | I see you are off your meds! | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1315 | What next? You gonna sting like a bee? | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1316 | Oh Steve, you're back - How was Mexico? | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1317 | What are you smiling about? | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1318 | I suppose I should be grateful it wasn't a fly in that thing. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1319 | You’re taking up boxing? | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1320 | Really Harold... at your age? | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1321 | Do you have to make such a big deal in coming out? | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1322 | How on earth did you break out of that cocoon? I used duct tape. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1323 | It's your wardrobe that needs the metamorphosis, Bernard." | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1324 | Well, you’re no longer the worm I married. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1325 | You'll do anything to avoid walking | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
1326 | This is not what I mean by putting on something "a little more colourful". | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1327 | Let me guess: you finally got a second follower on TikTok. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1328 | I was skeptical, but the new you IS a 'Disney/Kafka fantasy mashup.' Bravo. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1329 | I’m not in the mood to pollinate. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1330 | I know, I know: we bloom at different stages in our life. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1331 | I’m not in the mood tonight!! | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1332 | You call that flying? You're only 6 inches off the ground. | 1.2899 | 0.07753 | 69 | 56 | 6 | 7 |
1333 | What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other pair I got you? | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1334 | What now? The Great Migration? | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
1335 | Why are you all dressed up? | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1336 | Did you take out the garbage? | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1337 | Look who emerged from his chrysalis with the same nose. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1338 | No, now that you’re a monarch does not mean you no longer have to do the dishes. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1339 | No, I don’t want to mount you. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1340 | I'd better not find your chrysalis on the floor again. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1341 | One more time and I swat you. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1342 | I liked you better in the space suit from last week's cartoon." | 1.2881 | 0.08037 | 59 | 47 | 7 | 5 |
1343 | Cockroach wasn't good enough for you? | 1.2881 | 0.08037 | 59 | 47 | 7 | 5 |
1344 | You're still just a worm to me. | 1.2881 | 0.08037 | 59 | 47 | 7 | 5 |
1345 | No longer coccooning? | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1346 | I've told you already. No flying in the house. | 1.2881 | 0.06419 | 59 | 43 | 15 | 1 |
1347 | I knew you were up to something when you asked to turn the heat up. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
1348 | When I said, "Go upstairs and change." that's not what I meant! | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1349 | Can you flutter more quietly! I swear ever since your midlife metamorphosis you've become intolerable. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
1350 | Now we're fairies again, right? | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
1351 | Did you drink all the Red Bull again? | 1.2879 | 0.07714 | 66 | 53 | 7 | 6 |
1352 | Not one more flutter out of you,mister. Fiji isn't ready for another typhoon. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1353 | Those clash with your shirt. | 1.2879 | 0.06017 | 66 | 48 | 17 | 1 |
1354 | Clever, but Metamorphosis was about a cockroach. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
1355 | I enjoy change, too, but do have to be so dramatic? | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1356 | 30 years too late, Harold. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1357 | No! I do not have any pollen! | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1358 | Do you still snore? | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1359 | And I suppose you’re two hours late for dinner because of unfavorable winds? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1360 | Did you close the garage door? | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
1361 | Usually, you get butterflies in your stomach. | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
1362 | Edwin,we need to talk. You’ve been a little flighty lately. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1363 | Shouldn't you be migrating south for the winter? | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1364 | 2022 is my year of metamorphosis. | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
1365 | So now you are literally droning on and on! | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1366 | Instead of haunting me, can’t you just molt or something? | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1367 | I liked you better when you were just flapping your mouth. | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
1368 | You can stand down; I shall henceforth use “they” ! | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1369 | No, I'm still pupating. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
1370 | You're still a worm! | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1371 | I preferred it when you stung like a bee. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
1372 | Still trying to one-up your cousin Gregor? | 1.2857 | 0.07977 | 63 | 51 | 6 | 6 |
1373 | If you start one more tsunami this week, the wings go! | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
1374 | I wish you would spread them somewhere else! | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
1375 | Honey, you’re wasting your time. You’re not getting invited to the Met Gala. | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
1376 | I'm listening to 'Flight of the Bumblebee,' not 'Madame Butterfly!' | 1.2857 | 0.08341 | 56 | 45 | 6 | 5 |
1377 | Where have you been? Mexico? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1378 | I did not say "Merry Chrysalis!!!" | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1379 | Aha! So you ARE a flight risk! | 1.2857 | 0.08722 | 56 | 46 | 4 | 6 |
1380 | Just because my lights on doesn't mean you can just fly in anytime you want! | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
1381 | Harold, I thought you'd already migrated. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1382 | You can't expect to mend things on a wing and a prayer. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1383 | You’re pushing it Gregor! | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
1384 | At least therapy is working for one of us. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1385 | No, I'm not going to turn on my reading light | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
1386 | No, I don’t think you look like a fairy! | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1387 | I can see you’re ‘bright’—but I’d prefer it if you’d go back to being ‘elusive’. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1388 | What's her name? | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1389 | You're metamorphized already? The Johnsons aren't coming until 7:00. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1390 | Well, good luck with that. I'm just gonna take my chances flying the normal way, like everybody else. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1391 | You missed the antennae. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1392 | I know that look....you're not stinging this bee. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1393 | I'm staying in! I'm just not a social butterfly like you! | 1.2836 | 0.07610 | 67 | 54 | 7 | 6 |
1394 | Isn't it time for you to migrate somewhere? | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1395 | Don't expect me to be all matchy-matchy. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1396 | Fine, I'll get out the pupa scooper. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1397 | You and that ridiculous Micro dosing diet | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
1398 | I see you've really taken to Kafka. | 1.2833 | 0.07551 | 60 | 47 | 9 | 4 |
1399 | Can you stop all the flitting about? It's starting to get annoying. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1400 | Frankly I see you more of a moth | 1.2833 | 0.08265 | 60 | 49 | 5 | 6 |
1401 | Dad, if you have to come out, why can't you do it like everyone else? | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
1402 | The mushrooms were excellent. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1403 | I told you those brownies were for the party! | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1404 | I can’t ignore it any more, Keith—you’ve changed. | 1.2833 | 0.07551 | 60 | 47 | 9 | 4 |
1405 | So you discovered where I hid the magic loafers." | 1.2833 | 0.07551 | 60 | 47 | 9 | 4 |
1406 | You weren’t exaggerating when you said VERY hungry. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1407 | You sleep all day and then come flying in here expecting to find some honey. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1408 | No. As long as you have no fever or cough, you’re fine. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1409 | Yeah, yeah, when you were my age you’d been on 14 New Yorker covers. | 1.2833 | 0.07916 | 60 | 48 | 7 | 5 |
1410 | Testing new cures again, I see. | 1.2830 | 0.07317 | 53 | 40 | 11 | 2 |
1411 | No, you can't borrow a cup of sugar water. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1412 | Enough metaphors. Just accept that you'll never change. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1413 | Harold,no one likes a show off ! | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1414 | I had a funny feeling about your midlife crysalis. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1415 | You're 45 years old George. Are you just going to flutter your whole life away? | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1416 | wow, you're finally out of your room for once...what a social butterfly. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1417 | That isn't the metamorphasis I meant! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1418 | Frankly, I liked you better when you were in the pupa stage. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1419 | 30 years of marriage and now you decide to come out. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1420 | Cut it out, Gerald! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1421 | You can flap those wings all you like, but that doesn’t change the fact that your so-called metamorphosis leaves a lot to be desired. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
1422 | Yes, you float like a butterfly, yeah sure. But your stinger is small like a bee's. | 1.2817 | 0.07284 | 71 | 57 | 8 | 6 |
1423 | That's great, dear, but I'm going to need to see some behavioral changes as well. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1424 | For the last time. No, you can't borrow my wool sweater! | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1425 | So you were literally cocooning over the last few days? | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1426 | you should've just bought a convertible! | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1427 | No. Gregor isn't home. Something was bugging him, so he went out. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1428 | Oh please! We have not been cocooning that long! | 1.2812 | 0.07542 | 64 | 51 | 8 | 5 |
1429 | Not now John, our guests are about to arrive | 1.2812 | 0.07542 | 64 | 51 | 8 | 5 |
1430 | Mid-life metamorphosis. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1431 | Good nap? | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1432 | I haven’t seen or heard from you in weeks and now you think you can just float back into my life? | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1433 | What's with the smirk? My feet are off the ground too. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1434 | Why are you so upset? I thought you told me to wing it. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1435 | Bitcoin's back up! | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1436 | Aren’t you a little old for that? | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1437 | Do we need to talk about your 23 and me results? | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
1438 | Are you mixing and matching your drugs again? | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
1439 | Well look who finally emerged. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1440 | Told you it was just a midlife chrysalis. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
1441 | Well, you look better than you did in your pupa stage, but not by much. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1442 | Watch out. Johnny, next door, is working on his fifth grade insect collection. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1443 | Honestly! Can't you mid-life crisis like everybody else? | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1444 | How do you know you're not destroying property somewhere? | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1445 | Dad, I'm glad you came out of the closet, but I hope you didn't eat holes in my sweaters. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1446 | So that’s where you’ve been the last two weeks! | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1447 | I thought you wanted to cocoon tonight! | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1448 | Stan! I'm watching NETFLIX! | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1449 | I sad pupa not Poppa . | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1450 | Fine! But I'M still cocooning! | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1451 | What's next? | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
1452 | Knock it off! This is no time to be a social butterfly - there's a pandemic going on. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1453 | So that's what the second booster shot is for. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1454 | Hey Joe, did you forget your redbull again? | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
1455 | When I said "let's wing it" for dinner tonight, I was speaking metaphorically. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1456 | Come on Dad. You just scared the bejesus out of me. You gotta stop showing up like this! I got you the nice funeral, the nice urn for your. ashes. Would you please just get back in there? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1457 | Dad, I told you to keep your hands off of my gummies! | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1458 | Yes, it is Ray Bradbury’s A Sound of Thunder. Why do you ask? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1459 | Ah, so this is “The Big Change”? Whoop di do. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1460 | But what about all the things you can't do? | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1461 | Big deal, you're done cocooning. Well, I'm not! | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
1462 | All right, all right dear. You're a butterfly and not a moth. Now what? | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1463 | Wow, Bob, you’ve really changed. | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1464 | Well I guess this solves the mystery of who drank my milk thistle. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
1465 | No pollinating until I finish this chapter. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1466 | Let me guess, no need to wait up, right? | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1467 | My wish is for you to go away. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1468 | They cancelled my flight | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1469 | Honey, we’re out out chocolate cake, ice-cream cones, pickles, swiss cheese, salami, lollipops, cherry pie, sausage, cupcakes, and watermelon. | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1470 | You may be a monarch, but don’t forget I’m still queen around here. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
1471 | I hope you didn’t leave a wet cocoon on the bathroom floor | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1472 | I know you love 'The Crown' but this is taking your obsession with Monarchs too far! | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
1473 | I sure picked a bad week to quit drinking. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1474 | So I guess you will be stinging like a bee? | 1.2785 | 0.06963 | 79 | 64 | 8 | 7 |
1475 | Well a lot’s happened while you were in your cocoon mister! | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1476 | I heard you up in the middle of the night. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
1477 | I liked you better in your larval form. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1478 | Hey Mom! I think Dad’s going to the Sydney gay Mardi Gras after all. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1479 | I hope you didn't leave that empty cocoon lying on the floor. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1480 | They're blaming you for the hurricane in the Philippines. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1481 | Knock it off Bob or I'll let the Iguana out of its cage! | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1482 | The change I was talking about involved the cap on the toothpaste. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1483 | Looks like the pigs kidney had some side effects. | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
1484 | What's the big deal? I knew you were a fairy when I married ya. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
1485 | I take it the procedure was a success, then? | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1486 | I take it back—I prefer you as a cocoon. | 1.2769 | 0.05593 | 65 | 47 | 18 | 0 |
1487 | Cocooning worked out for me. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1488 | No, I will not refer to you as The Monarch. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1489 | You don’t look like The Tooth Fairy! | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1490 | For the last time,you are not my fairy god brother-get lost!! | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
1491 | You might be the king of our castle, but a Monarch is pushing it. | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
1492 | I distinctly said "You can be the mother." | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1493 | well Mr. Butterfly no more excuse on taking out the garbge | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1494 | Marge! Your inflatable floated down the stairs again. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1495 | Well, look what seventeen years of marriage just blew in. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1496 | Mother told me you’d always be a social butterfly. | 1.2759 | 0.05920 | 58 | 42 | 16 | 0 |
1497 | I've already told you I am not going to Mexico! | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1498 | I underestimated your eagerness to cocoon on a long winter weekend. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1499 | So, which is it today - dreaming you're a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming you're you? | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1500 | It’s about time you came out of your cocoon! | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
1501 | Just this once,can we dispense with the “Sting Like a Bee” part? | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
1502 | You're not wearing that shirt with those wings to dinner. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1503 | And you think she is going to believe in the tooth fairy when she sees you? | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1504 | Hey Fred, the lit candle is on the table to your left. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1505 | I told you that you had taken 'Covid Cocooning' a bit too far. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1506 | Oh. I see you changed. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
1507 | We’ve already discussed this. Will you please stop hovering? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1508 | Morph yourself. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1509 | Morphing into retirement is coming along nicely! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1510 | 'Dear, I told you it wasn't FDA-approved.' | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1511 | Well good for you but I’m still happy to cocoon. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
1512 | If I turn the light out, will you leave? | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1513 | But we agreed to cocoon. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1514 | Elusive? Maybe. Bright? NO. | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
1515 | The biology experiments in the basement are going well, I see. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1516 | So, how was your flight? | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
1517 | I meant 'gay' as in happier. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1518 | OK. You have finally impressed me. I'll mate with you now. | 1.2742 | 0.07685 | 62 | 50 | 7 | 5 |
1519 | Do you realize you've worn that shirt three days in a row? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1520 | I want legs, not wings! | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1521 | Can we just watch Masterpiece Theater without the theatrics? | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1522 | Just winging it today? | 1.2742 | 0.07685 | 62 | 50 | 7 | 5 |
1523 | Get that smug look off your face. A week ago you were a caterpillar. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1524 | You won't fool Eustice. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1525 | Very nice, but I'm still not investing in your gene editing company. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1526 | So that’s what you meant by “transitioning.” | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1527 | OK, the makeover definitely helped, but I still am not sleeping with you! | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1528 | Is THIS what you meant by coming out?! | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1529 | Oh good, now maybe you’ll migrate. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1530 | Really. Just say you'd like to be in Mexico for winter. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1531 | I see you've finally emerged from your cocoon. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1532 | No! I won't call you "Mothra." | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
1533 | Oh, good. This should make it easier for you to clear the gutters. | 1.2727 | 0.07648 | 66 | 54 | 6 | 6 |
1534 | As long as you're up, can you grab me a beer? | 1.2727 | 0.07979 | 55 | 44 | 7 | 4 |
1535 | Did you drink my Red Bull again? | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1536 | Did you bring the hummus? | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1537 | I told you not to read the CliffsNotes version of Metamorphosis | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1538 | I get it. You're leaving. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1539 | Metamucil not metamorphosis! | 1.2727 | 0.08391 | 55 | 45 | 5 | 5 |
1540 | I'm just sick of you saying " Stop and smell the roses, Joe" | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1541 | If you're such a 'new man,' try unloading the dishwasher for once. | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1542 | There are easier ways of keeping your shoes off the carpet. | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
1543 | Beat it! I'm cocooning. | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
1544 | I wish I could take naps like you. | 1.2727 | 0.07648 | 66 | 54 | 6 | 6 |
1545 | I’m not ready yet. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1546 | You experienced metamorphosis ... but you haven't changed at all. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1547 | This is not the change I was talking about! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1548 | For the umpteenth time, I'm not interested in flying to Mexico for the winter. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1549 | We're all out of pollen. You'll have to put it on the list. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1550 | After all these years, you still give me butterflies. | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
1551 | Seriously,Harold? I went through menopause and you got wings? | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
1552 | What?! I thought we were hibernating during lockdown,not cocooning! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1553 | Damnit Harold...why are you flying around here when I'm trying to read? | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1554 | What did I tell you about reading Kafka before bedtime? | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1555 | I just don't know who you are anymore | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1556 | Nice of you to finally migrate downstairs. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
1557 | That’s swell, Ron. Now do ‘Stings like a bee’. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1558 | Nice to see you out of your cocoon | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1559 | Seriously?! We can't fly anywhere right now. Put your wings back in the closet and we'll order take out. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1560 | I see Mr. Prance Around has even a bigger ego today. | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
1561 | I hope you didn’t leave your chrysalis on the bedroom floor. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1562 | It's a little late for this, don't you think? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1563 | I don’t care if it is a metaphor, you’re creating a draft. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1564 | Dad, getting high doesn't mean you have to fly to do it. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1565 | Do you want to get swatted again? | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1566 | Now you are going to have to move to México. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1567 | Would you please stop harping on chaos theory? I'm trying to finish 'Lord of the Flies.' | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1568 | Come on Leo!! Do you think you can flit in and out of here anytime you please? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1569 | Not exactly what Marge had in mind when she told her husband to sprout a pair | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1570 | How was Mexico?? | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1571 | Trying out your butterfly effect? | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
1572 | So you CAN change. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
1573 | When I said we should cocoon during the pandemic, that's not what I meant! | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1574 | No wings in the house! | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1575 | OK, I'll winter with you in the forests of southwestern Mexico. But, I'll have to fly commercial. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
1576 | You think you can just flutter in while I'm still pupating?? | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1577 | Steve, you're hovering again. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1578 | Look who just got out of quarantine | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1579 | No,I don't think you can cause a hurricane halfway across the world! | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1580 | You were lower maintenance whenever you were a caterpillar. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1581 | I so preferred the larval stage of our relationship. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1582 | Oh, hi TinkerBill. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1583 | Well look who came our of his cocoon | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1584 | Ah, I thought I felt a draft. Please shut the window. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1585 | You've been in a cocoon for days and you just expect me to be happy to see you? | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1586 | Dammit, this is why I got rid of that yellow light bulb. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1587 | My friend, this is your time to expand your wings and prosper. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1588 | You're back? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1589 | Harold, have you been shopping online again? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1590 | Count yourself lucky, the Samsa boy next door got it so much worse | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1591 | I preferred the cocoon. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1592 | Nice try, Men never change | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
1593 | First you crawl around the ground, then you hang in a chrysalis, now you just flit around the house. I just need some predictability. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
1594 | You're always trying to cause chaos. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1595 | Well look who emerged from his mid-life chrysalis. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1596 | I suppose this means you won’t be taking out the garbage anymore? | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1597 | Not now! Go back to your cocoon! | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1598 | Wow, shaving off your mustache really was a transformation! | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1599 | I don’t know if The West Wing is on. And must you hover while I read ? | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
1600 | I told you to buzz off! | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
1601 | Some men can change, Alice. | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
1602 | I feel a draft. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1603 | You've been listening to Mariah Carey again, haven't you? | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1604 | I hope you did not leave your chrysalis where everyone could see it! | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1605 | I’m not roleplaying emerging variants again. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1606 | No, I am not interested in pollination tonight. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1607 | Yea its me, the Tooth Fairy. | 1.2692 | 0.08291 | 52 | 42 | 6 | 4 |
1608 | Not quite what I meant when I said “go change.” | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1609 | Really committing to your ‘be more of a social butterfly’ resolution, I see. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1610 | Cocoon, shmuckoon! You'll never get back upstairs in that get up. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1611 | Hank, stop metamorphizing! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1612 | How about that, when you flap your wings I do get annoyed. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1613 | I suppose now you expect to go to Mexico? | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1614 | I told you to take your shoes off! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1615 | Metamorphosis, metashmorphasis, Harold. You still need to empty the garbage. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1616 | Not tonight, I’m too tired. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1617 | I always thought you were a bit of a fairy. Congratulations! | 1.2687 | 0.07838 | 67 | 56 | 4 | 7 |
1618 | I'm about to sting like a bee if you insist on wearing those." | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1619 | So, you finally came out of the chrysalis. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1620 | I bet you can't even spell the word "commitment"... | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
1621 | I thought you ate that sweater. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1622 | That reminds me, have you fixed that hole in the screen door yet? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1623 | You were supposed to butterfly the brisket, not yourself, dear. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1624 | Look, we’ve all been cocooned but it doesn’t mean you’re the one that gets to spread your wings | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1625 | No, you do not look gnat. | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
1626 | Horizontal stripes! Icarus, I TOLD you they make you look fat! | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1627 | That doesn't make you social. | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
1628 | Great...just stay away from my sweater drawer | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
1629 | Tell your mother its one-way to Mexico this year or I'm pulling your wings off! | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
1630 | Are you trying to tell me something that I don't already know? | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1631 | You’ve changed for real this time? I’ve heard that before. | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
1632 | Wipe that smirk off your face and that pollen off your collar! | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
1633 | I liked it better when you were going through your caterpillar phase. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1634 | Just once I’d like to be able to go to the museum and not have some old man try to nail me. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
1635 | Honey, there sure have been a lot more typhoons since you stopped using the stairs. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
1636 | So glad the lessons worked. I hope this means you're done eating the houseplants. | 1.2667 | 0.07835 | 60 | 49 | 6 | 5 |
1637 | You are so annoying! You're like a moth to a flame. | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
1638 | Do I look fat in this? Be honest | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1639 | No, you can't have a bite of my sweater. | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
1640 | No! I’ll just pupate right here. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
1641 | You can be my Wing Man anytime! | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1642 | So now I suppose you want some nectar. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1643 | Okay, so you're coming out--I don't think that's what it means. | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
1644 | You have to decide now. The table lamp or me? | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
1645 | Of course you're a fairy, but do you have to be so damn obvious about it | 1.2667 | 0.07835 | 60 | 49 | 6 | 5 |
1646 | Dad. While most guys are rolling over in their grave, you're playing Broadway show tunes that Mom definitely would NOT have approved of while you were alive. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
1647 | Metamorphis? Now? | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
1648 | I was hoping for the bluebird of happiness, not the gypsy moth of the ridiculous. | 1.2667 | 0.07835 | 60 | 49 | 6 | 5 |
1649 | Honey, I told you, you’re NOT Muhammad Ali! | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1650 | I asked Alexa, to find the Man of La Mancha. Not the Man of La Moth-a. | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
1651 | That flutter you're feeling is not your AFib. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1652 | If you are trying to convince me that this is a monarchy, try again." | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1653 | How about a butterfly that dreams it's a man who needs to take the garbage out? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1654 | You still have to keep your shoes by the door. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
1655 | I see you finally decided to come out of your cocoon. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1656 | I see that you've had a metamorphosis; you needn't be so flamboyant about it. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1657 | Well, at least one of us had a good night’s sleep. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
1658 | So, you’re finally up. | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
1659 | Hm... They're gonna say it was the Vaccine. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1660 | Could you be any more dramatic! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1661 | You're so gay! | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
1662 | I rather prefer the paisley. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1663 | No,Barnaby was my grandfather,and where is your fedora? | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1664 | Did you drink that Red Bull I left in the kitchen? | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
1665 | You’re too early | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1666 | I liked it better when you were hanging around in the attic. | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
1667 | Are you high right now,Melvyn? | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
1668 | I'll bet you can't sting like a bee? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1669 | Oh my, look who finally decided to come out of his cocoon. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
1670 | I've got no arms and no legs and this is how you enter the room. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
1671 | I said to bring out the Crystal Light, not get out of the chrysalis | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
1672 | So this means you'll stop hogging the blankets? | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1673 | Omg ! therapy really works | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1674 | You can’t fool me… I just saw the caterpillar crawl under the sofa. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1675 | There's a big difference between fluttering and fooling around | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1676 | Gregor Samsa would hate you. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1677 | You're supposed to micro-dose those psychedelics Bob. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1678 | You have always been a flighty person but I never noticed the wings | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1679 | Use your indoor imagination. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1680 | Yeah, but you sting like a bee. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1681 | You were less annoying as a chrysalis. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1682 | You don't have to take your boxing instructors advice so literally | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1683 | Honey I forgot I even had these! | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1684 | You know the warning said that taking too many blue pills could cause you to flutter! | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1685 | I’d be more impressed if you just took out the garbage without me asking three times. | 1.2632 | 0.05884 | 57 | 42 | 15 | 0 |
1686 | Okay, as long as you don't sting like a bee. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1687 | No! I don't want to go out and check out some flowers. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
1688 | You aren't the larva I married. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
1689 | No, I am not in the mood to cross-pollinate with you! | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
1690 | Now I suppose you need a prayer. | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
1691 | I love you but, honestly, sometimes you're such a goddamn faggot! | 1.2632 | 0.07726 | 57 | 46 | 7 | 4 |
1692 | (What)Witch did you replace? | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1693 | I emphatically refuse to call my husband Madam Butterfly! | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1694 | Marvin, I think you've taken this cocooning schtick a little too far. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
1695 | It's about time you came out of the closet. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1696 | I thought you meant you were going to get Buffalo wings. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1697 | Will you stop hovering around me I am reading. | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
1698 | This isn't what I meant when I said you needed to change | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1699 | This changes everything. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1700 | Be home by midnight. | 1.2623 | 0.05679 | 61 | 45 | 16 | 0 |
1701 | Kafka was a beetle, not a bloody butterfly! | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
1702 | I said, "Let's butterfly the meat tonight" not "Let's butterfly and meet tonight." | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
1703 | This will explain the holes I found in my sweater. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
1704 | Wings. No wings. It doesn't matter. You're name is Larry. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
1705 | Remember the DNA game I bought online? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1706 | Is this the change that's gonna come? | 1.2623 | 0.07718 | 61 | 50 | 6 | 5 |
1707 | Does this mean our trip to Cancun is back on? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1708 | When did you give up real estate, Mr. Burnside, and go into the pollen delivery service? | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
1709 | Stop hovering. I swear I’ve disposed of all of the moth balls. | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
1710 | I really admire your commitment to change, but don't you think this is getting out of hand? | 1.2619 | 0.06586 | 84 | 69 | 8 | 7 |
1711 | Is your midlife chrysalis over now? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1712 | Yeah I know we’re a married Gay couple. But I’d rather not broadcast it around. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1713 | Can't you just walk into a room like everyone else? | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
1714 | Looks like someone has gotten the butterflies. | 1.2615 | 0.05493 | 65 | 48 | 17 | 0 |
1715 | Is that what you mean by "winging it"? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1716 | Harold. Are you going to fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
1717 | I thought you would pretend not be a fairy when we go visit my parents. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1718 | I thought you lost a little weight during the pandemic, but this a total transformation! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
1719 | So you didn’t qualify for the white ones? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1720 | No more milkweed! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1721 | Did you get your hair cut? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1722 | You're hard to pin down | 1.2609 | 0.07885 | 46 | 36 | 8 | 2 |
1723 | I told you to take it easy on the edibles. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
1724 | I said BUZZ OFF! | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1725 | Bernard, all this flitting around is really starting to bug me. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1726 | Don't give me that "had to spread my wings" crap. I want a divorce. | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
1727 | Don’t you flap your wings at me! | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 69 | 51 | 18 | 0 |
1728 | You may be a Monarch, but that doesn't make you the boss of me. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
1729 | It's transgender, not trans-species. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
1730 | So that explains all the holes in my woolens! | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1731 | I don't care how delicious the damn nectar is. I'm not emerging until I'm good and ready. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1732 | You've confused metamorphoses with hubris | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1733 | What took you so long? | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1734 | I take it this means we're not taking the subway today. | 1.2600 | 0.07985 | 50 | 40 | 7 | 3 |
1735 | Who the hell are you? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1736 | I could have swore that was a caterpillar costume yesterday. | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
1737 | No way in hell you're getting me up in that,Orville. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1738 | You're STILL no monarch! | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1739 | Well, it's better than that 'I want to be a caterpillar' phase that you went through. | 1.2593 | 0.08012 | 54 | 44 | 6 | 4 |
1740 | Did you remember to buy the cat food? | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
1741 | Were you drinking out of the hummingbird feeder again? | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1742 | I liked you more when you came in crawling on your hands and knees | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
1743 | Well, that’s quite a metamorphosis you had in the bathroom. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1744 | Well this was an unexpected side effect of the Cialis... | 1.2593 | 0.08012 | 54 | 44 | 6 | 4 |
1745 | No,honey,this changes nothing | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
1746 | Butterflies can too buzz off! | 1.2593 | 0.08012 | 54 | 44 | 6 | 4 |
1747 | Be reasonable Fred. You can’t expect the rest of us to go on an all nectar diet. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1748 | Looks like group therapy is altering your perspectives… | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1749 | I think you've been reading too much Kafka, George. | 1.2593 | 0.08012 | 54 | 44 | 6 | 4 |
1750 | They're nice, but I said to pick up batter-fried wings. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
1751 | How was the flight? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1752 | Have you been binge watching Hanibal Lecter movies again? | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1753 | And I thought you were in Covid quarantine for the last two weeks! | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1754 | Gregor Samsa, you stop that metamorphosis nonsense right now. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1755 | No, that’s not as ‘transformative’ as my menopause. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1756 | Please, I'm tired of hearing about your metamorphosis! | 1.2586 | 0.07993 | 58 | 48 | 5 | 5 |
1757 | I liked you better when you were larvae . | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1758 | For the last time! Yes. I see you. So what?? | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
1759 | So THAT'S what LSD does | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1760 | I hope you kept the receipt. Those aren’t going to fly. | 1.2586 | 0.05800 | 58 | 43 | 15 | 0 |
1761 | Did you have a good nap? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1762 | It's true you're a delightful fairy, but it's not quite what I had in mind when I answered your ad. | 1.2586 | 0.05800 | 58 | 43 | 15 | 0 |
1763 | That’s a shame. I really liked that shirt. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1764 | I told you cocooning wasn't a good idea. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1765 | You can stop with the smug look. I don't want to be a butterfly. | 1.2586 | 0.07993 | 58 | 48 | 5 | 5 |
1766 | When I get them mine will be bigger and more astonishing. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1767 | Not what I meant when I said order some wings for the Super Bowl party. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1768 | Don't be ridiculous. Unicorns aren't real. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
1769 | she gave me too many butterflies | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1770 | Dad, you've tried other hovering strategies and the didn't work either. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
1771 | Let me guess…you also sting like a bee | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1772 | Put a pin in it, Harold. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1773 | It's just like you to fly off when we need to deal important issues | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1774 | Harold, this constant need for attention, is getting out of hand! | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1775 | Well, I guess you really are a sensitive little butterfly | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1776 | Metamorphosis, schmedamorphosis! | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
1777 | The butterfly effect won't help you now! | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
1778 | I guess I was wrong for calling you a little WORM. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1779 | Did you get a haircut? | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1780 | You've seen Cocoon one time too many | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1781 | Does this mean you will stop eating all the plants? | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1782 | Jeez, Harold! Thank God you're in black and white! | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
1783 | Don't forget, you are an INSECT, Fred! | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
1784 | Stop flapping your wings and acting so damn happy when I don't even have legs!! | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
1785 | Did I forget to turn off the porch light again? | 1.2581 | 0.07249 | 62 | 50 | 8 | 4 |
1786 | Mother always referred to you as flighty. Now this proves it. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1787 | But have you put out the recycling? | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
1788 | Come on Dad, we talked about this, not in house. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1789 | No, Jerry. I don't want to see your mothballs. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
1790 | Not tonight George, I have a headache! | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1791 | I know what it is! You got a new shirt. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
1792 | When I said you should spread your wings I meant we should start seeing other people. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1793 | Oh for chrissake, Kevin, we dated in high school. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
1794 | Can’t you just come out like a normal person? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
1795 | I preferred you as a helicopter parent. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
1796 | Everyone is really sick and tired of mutations, Gerald. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
1797 | Yeah, nice. Now who's going to clean up that chrysalis thingy? | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
1798 | I liked you better when you were living in a cocoon. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1799 | Get back in your cocoon Morris! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1800 | It looks great, but don't wear it out before pride week. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1801 | Why can I never have some Me Time without having to turn the lights off? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1802 | Just don’t eat the clothes. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1803 | Is it spring already? | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1804 | Does this mean you’re leaving? | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1805 | You're such a show off | 1.2549 | 0.07843 | 51 | 41 | 7 | 3 |
1806 | I'm thrilled you've emerged from your pandemic coccoon, darling, but this is a bit much. | 1.2549 | 0.07843 | 51 | 41 | 7 | 3 |
1807 | Good for you. You still have to take out the trash. | 1.2549 | 0.07843 | 51 | 41 | 7 | 3 |
1808 | You still have to take your shoes off before coming in. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1809 | Well, Gregor, this sure beats the roach! | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
1810 | Just stay out of my closet. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1811 | Be gone! I wished for an angel, not an Angell. | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
1812 | When did you become a Democrat? | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1813 | It's not even spring, yet!" | 1.2545 | 0.07879 | 55 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
1814 | I grow a couch but you get wings? | 1.2545 | 0.07879 | 55 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
1815 | Seriously? Every single time I turn on the light? | 1.2545 | 0.08295 | 55 | 46 | 4 | 5 |
1816 | How many times have I told you--wings outside only! | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1817 | Dad, you can't just fly in here with no notice. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1818 | Is that sweater cashmere? | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1819 | Go to Denver, they said. They decriminalized it, they said. | 1.2545 | 0.07879 | 55 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
1820 | Not tonight, I got a headache. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
1821 | Aren’t YOU the social butterfly! | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
1822 | Butterfly style? You think I'm going to do it butterfly style?! | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1823 | I thing I preferred your chrysalis phase. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1824 | Even giant butterfly wings won't change the fact you're an asshole Larry. | 1.2545 | 0.07879 | 55 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
1825 | Trust me, the time you spent as chrysalis is not worth the improvement | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1826 | No, we are not listening to Moth Radio. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1827 | Have you been reading Kafka again? | 1.2545 | 0.07879 | 55 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
1828 | Good, you're up. | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
1829 | It's no fair to emerge from your chrysalis when I've only begun to cocoon. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
1830 | Moth man, schmoth man. Is dinner ready? | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
1831 | Well I hope you at least saved the silk from the cocoon this time. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
1832 | Oh, c’mon John! There are easier ways to be social. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
1833 | If you ate a fairy, what am I?!?… | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
1834 | Well, it is certainly better than the larvae phase. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
1835 | Great,did you finish the dishes? | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
1836 | That’s great … but you’ll never be able to sting like a bee. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
1837 | Well, finished cocooning have we? | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
1838 | Would you quit bugging people?! | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
1839 | Chuck, I distinctly recall instructing you when mating season will commence! | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
1840 | If you're going to have those out, then at least clean the gutters. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
1841 | “Forty years of marriage and NOW you come out of your cocoon?” | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
1842 | I'm glad you're finally coming out of your cocoon. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
1843 | Wait, don't tell me. You also sting like a bee. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
1844 | Bit early for Mardi Gras, isn't it. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1845 | There is a broom and dust pan in the closet. You can clean up the cocoon yourself. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
1846 | What time did you go to bed last night? | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
1847 | Thank God, your larval stage is over. | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
1848 | Well that explains the holes in my sweaters. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
1849 | I don't give a damn what Fauci said! | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
1850 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN- FLY AWAY WITH ME! | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1851 | Wait, I'll go find the net. | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
1852 | If you want me to chase you around the house again with a net, forget it. When do I get to feel carefree and beautiful in this relationship? I opened a window for you, Frank. I suggest you use it. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
1853 | You think you can just flit in and out of my life, well I'm not having it. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
1854 | “I am not picking up your pupa.” | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1855 | But I don't want us to change | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1856 | I don't care about your wings, I just smoked pot for the first time and am melting into the couch! Bring nibbles! | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
1857 | You disgust me! | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
1858 | Now I suppose you'll just fly away after fifty-two years of marriage! | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
1859 | Now stop it immediately Harold, you might cause a tornado | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1860 | Huh? Turns out you were a caterpillar. I always thought you were a worm. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
1861 | Big deal, so now you're a butterfly. The trash isn't going to take itself out. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
1862 | I'll tell you again, Bob, 'not tonight, I've got a headache!' | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
1863 | I thought I told you, we are not going out tonight!!! | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
1864 | I know I told you that you should break out of your shell,but this is a bit extreme. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
1865 | What have you done to Papa Pupa? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1866 | Well, dear, you finally learned to make butterfly wings, but you still don't know how to make me a cup of coffee in the morning!" | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
1867 | You're not a Mummer, you'll never be a Mummer so take off those wings! | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1868 | When I said go get hot wings I meant food. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1869 | Very 'pretty', Floyd. What's your point? | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1870 | Stay away from the lightbulb in the garage. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1871 | Enough with the incessant flapping. | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
1872 | A normal mid-life crisis isn't enough for you, is it , Clarence? | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
1873 | Did you put the cocoon in the recycling? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1874 | No, I will not mate with you unless you take that silly sweater off! | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1875 | You'll always be a pupa to me. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1876 | Don't bring your good mood in here mister! | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
1877 | Let me better understand, you want to relocate to Mexico right now because all of your friends are doing it? | 1.2500 | 0.07387 | 64 | 53 | 6 | 5 |
1878 | I think you might've misinterpreted The Metamorphosis, but I kinda dig it. | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
1879 | You're still just a caterpillar to me. | 1.2500 | 0.07387 | 64 | 53 | 6 | 5 |
1880 | I'd prefer you could sting like a bee | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
1881 | I'm still the monarch of this house! | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1882 | Frank, did you at least put your cocoon in the hamper this time? | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
1883 | I wish I'd never asked you to change. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
1884 | Big deal! You were a worm yesterday!! | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1885 | That's no excuse for missing my birthday party!! | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
1886 | This Victor’s Secret thing is next level | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
1887 | You were great during Pride, but your milkweek diet is giving you gas. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
1888 | Go back to your chrysalis | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
1889 | You expect me to treat you like a monarch now? | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1890 | Is that what you’ve been doing for the last two weeks? | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
1891 | Harold, did you put LSD in my tea *again*? | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
1892 | that's fine, Harold. But don't forget who's the wind beneath your wings. | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
1893 | We both know the larva stage wasn't worth it. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1894 | Just in time to take down the Christmas lights. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
1895 | Oh,so you can grow wings,but not a sense of humor. | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
1896 | You know damn well this isn't what I meant when I told you to grow up | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
1897 | Go clean up your chrysalis! | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1898 | Just watch it dad, I just bought a new very large net" | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1899 | 'Wear a Mask or go back into your cocoon.' | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
1900 | So what am I, milkweed? | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1901 | An impressive entrance but your lifecycle ends here. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
1902 | So I guess this means we're done cocooning? | 1.2500 | 0.05839 | 56 | 42 | 14 | 0 |
1903 | I know. I wish we could winter in Mexico like the old days. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1904 | Muhammad Ali you’re not. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
1905 | The caterpillar grows wings during a season of isolation. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
1906 | I told you to stay in my dreams! | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1907 | I told you this would happen if you kept ‘cocooning’. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
1908 | Three days in bed for this?? Jack Deneen, Bronxville, NY | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
1909 | Migrate! | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
1910 | Now this is just starting to bug me. | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
1911 | now neither of us will drag our feet on the carpet. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1912 | I said: I wish you were a fairly good lover -- not that I wish you were a fairy god mother. | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
1913 | It’s about time the mothballs got you out of the closet. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
1914 | Really Joe? What would we possibly do in Florida? | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
1915 | I said "You Better Fly." | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
1916 | Finally, I get why you can't stay on task. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
1917 | You've got to get control of yourself now that marijuana is legal. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
1918 | Well, look who's come out of the cocoon! | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
1919 | I was wondering whether you’d ever emerge from your cocoon. | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
1920 | Hi, Ron! | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1921 | Something's different... did you get new glasses? | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1922 | Not exactly a micro dose, eh? | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
1923 | No, no mating. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
1924 | Most men buy a sports car when they're having a midlife crisis | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
1925 | I still can't believe you chose the wings and not the hip replacement | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
1926 | So you're the one who's been getting into my cashmere! | 1.2500 | 0.08154 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 3 |
1927 | This Red Bull thing has gone far enough | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1928 | When I said spread your wings, I meant find a new hobby. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
1929 | So you finally hatched a plan for 2022 - don't look so smug! | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
1930 | You’ve changed, Marty. | 1.2500 | 0.07387 | 64 | 53 | 6 | 5 |
1931 | Yes,Gary. I lit a candle. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
1932 | What? I said I was going to change for dinner. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1933 | Wassup Tinkerbill? | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
1934 | I told you, no more metamorphine! | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
1935 | You're no different from when you were pupating! | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
1936 | Me turning the light on to read isn’t a personal invitation, Irv. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1937 | I meant you never give me butterflies IN MY STOMACH ! | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
1938 | Don’t be so smug - it’s not about you it’s just metamorphosis! | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1939 | Don't even think about it! | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1940 | Steve, you've really changed since the beginning of our relationship | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
1941 | Are you winging it again Tonight | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
1942 | Impress me by doing the dishes. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
1943 | You were less annoying when you were crawling around on the furniture. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
1944 | It's still your turn to do the dishes. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1945 | So your family tree really did include a monarch. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
1946 | I know you said you feel powerless to the nonsensical and soul-crushing bureaucracy that controls your nightmarishly bizarre life,but this? | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
1947 | The whole mad scientist bit may be funny to you, but I’m the one who’s stuck cleaning up the broken vases and lamps. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
1948 | You're turning into your father! | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1949 | Milk weed for dinner again? | 1.2500 | 0.08630 | 52 | 44 | 3 | 5 |
1950 | Are you still working at that fly-by-night operation? | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
1951 | You’re not the “woolly bear”I married | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1952 | Where is your mask? | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
1953 | I’ll have whatever you’re having. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1954 | Merry Chrysalis! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1955 | I thought you were out getting Buffalo wings. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
1956 | That peyote was for the curing ceremony! | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
1957 | Just don’t expect me to sting like a bee. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
1958 | Well, I wondered when you were going to emerge. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
1959 | You can come in but I'm not turning on the overhead light for you. | 1.2462 | 0.05385 | 65 | 49 | 16 | 0 |
1960 | This changes nothing, your still that discussing little worm who ate my tomato plants! | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
1961 | When I told you to change, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1962 | I don’t care what you look like now: in my mind you’re still a worm. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1963 | Couldn't you have come out of the cocoon before we got married? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1964 | Whatta ya mean, you and your buddies are off to Mexico? | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
1965 | Oh, so now you want to travel. | 1.2462 | 0.05385 | 65 | 49 | 16 | 0 |
1966 | I think you just caused a cyclone in Borneo | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1967 | I don't suppose you left any Red Bull for me? | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
1968 | Joe, I see you've come out of your cocoon. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
1969 | Well look who's finally emerged from his cocoon, and just in time for dinner. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
1970 | They said symptoms of the new variant include...never mind. | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
1971 | NOW can you clean the gutters? | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
1972 | Dad, when did you learn to fly? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1973 | Excuse me? That's the change of life YOU get to go through? | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
1974 | That’s wonderful, honey. Now go and clean the gutters. | 1.2459 | 0.07264 | 61 | 50 | 7 | 4 |
1975 | You give new meaning to “ light in the loafers”! | 1.2459 | 0.07631 | 61 | 51 | 5 | 5 |
1976 | Henry, I told you to stop drinking those energy drinks... | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
1977 | You’ve been sneaking Red Bull again, haven’t you? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
1978 | I see your transformation wasn't as complete as I'd hoped. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
1979 | You left the Subaru to our pool boy! | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
1980 | Mother told me not to marry Posa. | 1.2456 | 0.07626 | 57 | 47 | 6 | 4 |
1981 | If you want, I can pass by the store on my way. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
1982 | I needed the job and the wings are a plus! | 1.2456 | 0.07626 | 57 | 47 | 6 | 4 |
1983 | I hate to be the one who said "you told me so" but that cocoon thing really worked out. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
1984 | I thought you were WATCHING the movie "Cocoon" all this time during your isolation! | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
1985 | Hey, at least you're finally attracted to me now instead of the lamp. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
1986 | If you need to flit, flit outdoors.” | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
1987 | My, my you’ve changed | 1.2456 | 0.05752 | 57 | 43 | 14 | 0 |
1988 | Great, now head to the kitchen and morph into a dishwasher. | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
1989 | Dad, didn't you learn anything when you watched The Fly? | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
1990 | Now that's a variant I can get into. | 1.2456 | 0.07626 | 57 | 47 | 6 | 4 |
1991 | Glad to see you've finally come out of your cocoon. | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
1992 | Yeah, that happened | 1.2453 | 0.05967 | 53 | 40 | 13 | 0 |
1993 | Don't look so smug! You haven't changed that much. | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
1994 | What's this Elon? Another one of your flights of fancy? | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
1995 | So what if I am the wind beneath those- you still have to clean the carpet! | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
1996 | And what? I'm supposed to be the flame? | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
1997 | I think this whole cocooning thing worked out better for you than me. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
1998 | I guess this is the first time you were able to finish your new year's resolution to transform your figure | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
1999 | This is not what I meant when I asked you to be more social. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2000 | You always are finding new ways to ruin your sweaters. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2001 | I told you, Lloyd. No. Not even on your birthday. | 1.2453 | 0.08039 | 53 | 44 | 5 | 4 |
2002 | So this is what you meant when you said you wanted to spread your wings. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2003 | I asked for a drone taxi,not a winged termite. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2004 | Stop with the Ali impersonation! | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2005 | It's Madame, not Mister! | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2006 | Migration time already? | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2007 | You've really changed. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2008 | Therapy works. | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2009 | I can see someone's already solved today's Wordle. | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2010 | It’s still not enough for the Met to cast you. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2011 | Frank never believed the rumors until he woke up after retiring from the Caterpillar Company. | 1.2449 | 0.08002 | 49 | 40 | 6 | 3 |
2012 | Is this yet another attempt at becoming monarch of the house? | 1.2449 | 0.08517 | 49 | 41 | 4 | 4 |
2013 | Would you PLEASE sit down! All of this flitting around makes me nervous!! | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2014 | Oi Vey! | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2015 | Late bloomer? | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2016 | You're my fairy godmother? Got to be kidding! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2017 | I liked you better as a social caterpillar, you know. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2018 | Nope. Still depressed. But I'll never go back to micro-dosing. | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2019 | I hope you didn’t just leave you chrysalis for me to pick up! | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2020 | The doctor called to say if you keep up this lifestyle, you'll be dead in a month. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2021 | You look lovely, Honey. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2022 | What got you out of the closet? | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2023 | I'm glad your metamorphosis is complete. Just don't get too close to the light. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2024 | Just because you’re a beautiful butterfly now, it doesn’t mean I’m cleaning up the cocoon bits in the hallway, Larry. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2025 | Don't feel so full of yourself. It's only a passing phase. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2026 | First you act like the king of this house, then you act like the monarch. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2027 | I see you’re finally coming out of your shell. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2028 | I hate to break it to you, but being a Monarch is sooo last century. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2029 | Light a candle. They cut off our electricity. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2030 | I asked for a monarch butterfly, not a civil servant butterfly! | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
2031 | You still look ugly | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2032 | vintage 50s | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2033 | I thought we had cremated you! | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2034 | Yes, I do think you're still the same man who crawled out of here three weeks ago. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2035 | I meant it figuratively when I suggested we break out of our cocoon. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2036 | Six months in a cocoon and that's the shirt you put on? | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2037 | Huh, I always thought you were more of an ugly duckling | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2038 | Finally emerged from your midlife chrysalis I see! | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
2039 | And just like that Mort made his point to Betsy that years of gluttony will one day turn him into a beautiful butterfly. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2040 | I always get confused, is it THC or CBD? | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2041 | You were better when you first came out of your cocoon. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2042 | Stop congratulating yourself. Firstly you're a moth not a butterfly, and secondly the real reason you've proudly come out of that closet is that it's cedar-lined. | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2043 | Jeffrey, you're really starting to bug me. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2044 | Look who left their cocoon. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2045 | Really, Kafka, don’t you think that’s a bit much! | 1.2414 | 0.07505 | 58 | 48 | 6 | 4 |
2046 | Does this mean that you're finally going to stop eating the rose bushes? | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2047 | I think we've done way too much coccooning. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2048 | Ok, you're beautiful! Now bug off. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2049 | I prefer your chrysalis stage. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2050 | Any cashmere around... | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2051 | Well look at that... you finally put the toilet seat down. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2052 | Don't look so smug. In my eyes you're still just a worm. | 1.2414 | 0.07505 | 58 | 48 | 6 | 4 |
2053 | So you think you can just flutter in here and I’ll forgive you? | 1.2414 | 0.07505 | 58 | 48 | 6 | 4 |
2054 | Fly away Dad. I’m trying to read. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2055 | I asked for the Fly on the Wall! | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2056 | Did they change the red bull formula? | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2057 | It’s sweet how looking at me still makes you flutter.” | 1.2414 | 0.07505 | 58 | 48 | 6 | 4 |
2058 | I liked you better as a larva. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2059 | Can't you just TELL me about the 60s, Grampa? | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2060 | Don't let it go to your head. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2061 | Didn’t I tell you that all this cocooning in the apartment was a bad idea? | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2062 | OK Harry, so you can float like a butterfly—but you'll never sting like a bee. | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2063 | You were more interesting when you stung like a bee. | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2064 | Why can't you have a normal mid-life crisis? | 1.2407 | 0.05873 | 54 | 41 | 13 | 0 |
2065 | You've got to get your hearing checked. I asked for a glass of 'crystal light.' | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2066 | I told you no...I wouldn't marry you even if you changed your personality! | 1.2407 | 0.05873 | 54 | 41 | 13 | 0 |
2067 | Yes, they're pretty. No, they don't make you a person of color. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2068 | I'm sorry, Tom. I'm not going to call you Tinker. You're Tom Bell, not Tinker Bell. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2069 | Honey,look what I found in the garage! | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2070 | OK, KIWICO has jumped the shark. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2071 | So now you’re claiming to be a monarch? | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2072 | Does somebody need a little attention? | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2073 | Frank,when you told me you wanted to move to Colorado for the elevation I thought you just meant for skiing | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2074 | I told you, I'm not going! | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2075 | I don't care how much you've evolved, you can still take out the trash | 1.2400 | 0.08359 | 50 | 42 | 4 | 4 |
2076 | Don’t flatter yourself, Harold! | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2077 | Uncle! Have you been adding Redbull to your Vodkas again? | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2078 | I get hot flashes. You get a round-trip to Michoacán. That's just swell Harold. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2079 | I told you enough with that tropical punch energy drink. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2080 | Look who finally came out of their cocoon. | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2081 | Has it been two weeks already? | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2082 | Fly up to Isabelle’s bedroom. Let her see that the awkward stage is temporary. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2083 | You promised me you’d never change.” | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2084 | After all these years, you've finally decided to come out! | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2085 | I told you not to drink a Red Bull! | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2086 | Just no. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2087 | I don't think you know what Kafkaesque actually means. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2088 | You won the Caption Contest three years ago — get over it. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2089 | Aren't you a little old for a metamorphosis,Dad? | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2090 | I said, "butter fried." | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2091 | So the blanket cocoon was literal? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2092 | Honey, I thought we agreed your wingman days were over. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2093 | I was thinking more of like, nicer clothes or a new hairstyle. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2094 | You took “Cocoon” too seriously… | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2095 | You ate it. Dead fly and all? Unbelievable. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2096 | There goes our “pupa stage” excuse for skipping dinner with the neighbors tomorrow. | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2097 | Yeah, but I still sting like a bee. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2098 | Forty years, and now you want to go out? | 1.2388 | 0.07082 | 67 | 56 | 6 | 5 |
2099 | Nope, I am happy being cocooned. | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2100 | I get it, your house, your rules. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2101 | What makes you think you can wing it through every phase of your life? | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2102 | And here I thought you'd change all over! | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2103 | Dr. Caterpillar, you've changed. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2104 | When your Tinder profile said 'Red Admiral', I was hoping for a Russian naval officer!" | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2105 | Red Bull for breakfast was a mistake. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2106 | Stop using my deodorant. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2107 | We are in lockdown no fancy dress parties | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2108 | Damn it, Harry! You always take me so literally. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2109 | Great. Now I suppose you'll want me to change, too. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2110 | No,I won't meet you in Mexico! | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2111 | Don't even *think* about joining me on the couch with those things. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2112 | It’s perfect for returning to the office. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2113 | I read Our Bodies Ourselves. What you see is what you get. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2114 | Aren't you flying off course again? | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2115 | Oh, so you can grow wings but you can’t dust off the cabinets? | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2116 | Now that your metamorphosis is complete, did you cancel your flight? | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2117 | This pandemic vaccine has some nice side effects. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2118 | Of COURSE I'm happy about your 'transformation' - but there's still a sink full of dirty dishes in the kitchen. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2119 | So the quarantine self-improvement is going well? | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2120 | I hope I'm not going to find a used chrysalis on the bedroom floor. | 1.2373 | 0.06981 | 59 | 48 | 8 | 3 |
2121 | I wondered where you’d gone. | 1.2373 | 0.05586 | 59 | 45 | 14 | 0 |
2122 | You were to stay in your pupa until I said you could come out. | 1.2373 | 0.07388 | 59 | 49 | 6 | 4 |
2123 | I felt a little bit of a buzz coming on. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2124 | Just take it outside. | 1.2364 | 0.07323 | 55 | 45 | 7 | 3 |
2125 | Can't I just turn a light on without you coming in to bother me? | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2126 | So, THAT’S what the vaccine really does… | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2127 | When you said you were planning to come out, silly me assumed you were talking about us. | 1.2364 | 0.07323 | 55 | 45 | 7 | 3 |
2128 | And you are…’Moth Vader’? | 1.2364 | 0.07323 | 55 | 45 | 7 | 3 |
2129 | For Pete’s sake, Garry, you know I only called you a social butterfly as a joke. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2130 | You should see the Eggs I 've Laid! | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2131 | I think I need to stop microdosing. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2132 | I don’t think right now is the best time to “drop in” on Gregor Samsa. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2133 | Oh, Don’t be such a showoff. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2134 | Thanks for showing me your true colors! | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2135 | Gary, you've changed. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2136 | Wipe off that stupid grin; I know you’ve been pupating. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2137 | I'm not going to the Opera and stop calling me Pinkerton! | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2138 | I think you misunderstood, they said you were a helicopter parent not a butterfly parent | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2139 | No, I don't want and more of your stupid brownies. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2140 | I hope it gives you a Wedgie. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2141 | Dammmit, you were easier to live with when you were a pupa! | 1.2364 | 0.08191 | 55 | 47 | 3 | 5 |
2142 | When I said you should grow a pair, that’s not what I meant. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2143 | You and your energy drinks. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2144 | There’s a different way to migrate to the bedroom. | 1.2364 | 0.05781 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 0 |
2145 | Nothing on Google yet ! | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2146 | Is sting like a bee next? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2147 | Well, I am the caterpillar of celibacy. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2148 | Again, wings for dinner? | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2149 | "Did you remember to leave the seat down? | 1.2353 | 0.07715 | 51 | 42 | 6 | 3 |
2150 | Hope you didn't leave your chrysalis on the floor again. | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2151 | I get the wings Harold, but why do you still need bifocals in the metaverse? | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2152 | I'm tired of your flights of fancy. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2153 | Who do you think you are, the Monarch of the Den? | 1.2353 | 0.07715 | 51 | 42 | 6 | 3 |
2154 | Another delusion that you are the monarch in the family? | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2155 | Cocoon, closet—you still need to help with the vacuuming. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2156 | When you said you were ‘coming out,’ you weren’t kidding! | 1.2353 | 0.08207 | 51 | 43 | 4 | 4 |
2157 | No, we are not going to Mexico. | 1.2353 | 0.07715 | 51 | 42 | 6 | 3 |
2158 | I liked you better as a pupa. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2159 | I was good with the very hungry caterpillar. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2160 | Hide those wings before the kids realize their dad is the tooth fairy. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2161 | I knew you'd turn into your mother one day.... | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2162 | Where's your stinger? | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2163 | So, that's what was taking you so long in the bathroom! | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2164 | No, I'm not going to drive you to Mexico. You can fly like everybody else. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2165 | I can’t concentrate on my book with you flitting about the place. | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2166 | These florist bills are killing us. | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2167 | Metamorphosis isn't a substitute for real emotional change, Harry. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2168 | So: you did come back to haunt me! | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2169 | You will still have vacuum the rugs. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2170 | Let me guess,playoffs over? | 1.2353 | 0.07715 | 51 | 42 | 6 | 3 |
2171 | I thought you were going to change into your jammies. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2172 | You know Bob, when I said think bigger, this isn’t really what I had in mind.” | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2173 | Just because you’re light on your feet, doesn’t mean you can dance. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2174 | Can’t you stop that damned flapping? I’m trying to watch this show! | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2175 | I thought you were quarantining. | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
2176 | I am NOT picking up your chrysalis | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2177 | No, Wilford, pretty sure that three bean chili made the wind beneath your wings. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2178 | If you were really my conscience you wouldn't have that smirk on your face. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2179 | Your leotard is in the dryer! | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2180 | I asked you to change, not metamorphose. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2181 | I told you: I don't need a wingman! | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2182 | No, Howard, that's not what Moth Night means. | 1.2344 | 0.05337 | 64 | 49 | 15 | 0 |
2183 | Do you always have to hover right over my shoulder? | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2184 | Big deal. We've all been living in a cocoon for two years. | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
2185 | Get out of my closet!!! | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2186 | You haven't changed at all! | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2187 | Brother,your color ink cartridge is empty. | 1.2340 | 0.08168 | 47 | 39 | 5 | 3 |
2188 | Wow! Now that's what I call coming out. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2189 | Covid is not over. Go back to your cocoon. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2190 | Well, that looks a lot better than that ugly chrysalis. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2191 | You just can't let me be proud of learning to meditate during the pandemic, can you? | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2192 | Be a dear and knock down that cobweb while you’re up there. | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2193 | Sorry man, I liked it better when you were hanging in the corner” | 1.2333 | 0.07653 | 60 | 51 | 4 | 5 |
2194 | Enough already about your transformational experience. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2195 | That's not what Kafka intended. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2196 | I want back the caterpillar I married. | 1.2333 | 0.05506 | 60 | 46 | 14 | 0 |
2197 | I said I wanted THINGS to change. | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2198 | You look different. Did you have work done on your nose? | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2199 | So,you finally decided to get up out of that damn cocoon. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2200 | Now I suppose you're going to sting like a bee? | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2201 | Nice try, but you're still white. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2202 | Yeah, well I can sting like a bee, so watch it! | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2203 | Damn it, Smithers. Not in the house. | 1.2333 | 0.07275 | 60 | 50 | 6 | 4 |
2204 | Not again!--the last time you did this you caused a typhoon in China! | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2205 | Please, Fairy Godfather, I'm trying to read. Go bother my husband. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2206 | I thought the kit said ‘for outdoor use only’, | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2207 | My mother said don’t marry a butterfly, but no, I wouldn’t listen! | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2208 | No, you cannot leave the Covid cocoon! | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2209 | We know you want out of your COVID cocoon,but really! | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2210 | I thought you were in Mexico? | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2211 | I don't care that it gives you wings - drinking that stuff is going to give you a heart attack! | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2212 | I had to pivot after they restricted travel to Cancun. | 1.2321 | 0.07641 | 56 | 47 | 5 | 4 |
2213 | You’ll never catch me up in one of those contraptions! | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2214 | I just got a sore arm but how long did the Doc say you’d have this side effect for? | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2215 | Another metamorphosis! | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2216 | Stop landing on the satellite dish! | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2217 | Again? | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2218 | I see, you've grown wings! | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2219 | You've been in the edibles again, haven't you... | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2220 | Must be amazing, but I am still not getting the booster | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2221 | Please don't say Come Fly With Me! | 1.2321 | 0.07641 | 56 | 47 | 5 | 4 |
2222 | The cocoon is between you and the super. | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2223 | I really wish you'd lay off the milkweed. | 1.2321 | 0.07641 | 56 | 47 | 5 | 4 |
2224 | I’m still upset about that last slice of cake. | 1.2321 | 0.05693 | 56 | 43 | 13 | 0 |
2225 | I don’t care if you’re a butterfly or a caterpillar, your fly’s still down.” | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2226 | It's about time you got out of your cocoon! | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2227 | I used the term 'metamorphize' as a metaphor. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2228 | I don’t care what happens if you flap your wings in an Amazon jungle, just stop doing it in the house! | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2229 | Go back to bed,Gregor | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2230 | I see you came out of your cocoon… | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2231 | You gave up your position on the couch when you got your wings. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2232 | Annnnd you’ve one-upped “the change”. | 1.2308 | 0.08061 | 52 | 44 | 4 | 4 |
2233 | Did I hear a bell ring just now?!? | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2234 | Everyone liked you better when you were in your Covid cocoon. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2235 | So you finally mastered the toilet? | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2236 | You looked better as a caterpillar. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2237 | Your romantic overtures do not entice me, Malcolm. I know very well how Cassius Clay lured Sonny Liston. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2238 | ...and do me a favor,get someone else to butter your fly. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2239 | Aren't you taking this cocooning business a bit too far? | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2240 | At first I thought I was turning over a new leaf. But then I woke up in a different frame of mind. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2241 | When you told me you were finally ready to come out of your cocoon, I thought you meant we were going to have more dinner parties. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2242 | Oh, look who's coming out of his cocoon. | 1.2308 | 0.07195 | 65 | 55 | 5 | 5 |
2243 | You worked late, huh? I can smell the nectar on your breath Ernie." | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2244 | Chrysalis variant? | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2245 | Not quite what I meant when I told you to wing it. | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2246 | Oh my you've morphed into a peacock butterfly. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2247 | The truth is, Gerald, you’re no longer the larva I fell in love with. | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2248 | It's about time you emerged from the bathroom! | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2249 | Do we still have that box of candles ? | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2250 | You looked more promising in your cocoon! | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2251 | If it isn't Madame Butterfly, himself." | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2252 | No, I don't want to go out and sip nectar. I'm reading. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2253 | Yes, I have heard your cocoon story. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2254 | Who split your chrysalis and made you a budding writer? | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2255 | So much for your unflappability! | 1.2308 | 0.08061 | 52 | 44 | 4 | 4 |
2256 | '"This is not a special occasion!" | 1.2308 | 0.05900 | 52 | 40 | 12 | 0 |
2257 | I thought I told you to stop buying Red Bull. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2258 | Can’t you just be a fly on the wall? I’m trying to read Kafka. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2259 | Oh, so some changes you *are* willing to make. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2260 | A nap is always metamorphic. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2261 | We’ve been cocooned at home long enough | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2262 | Impressive, but I still don't think anyone will be interested in rebooting the "Cocoon" franchise. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2263 | Where’s the milk I asked you to bring home? | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2264 | About time you got up! | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2265 | I liked you better as a Chrysalis. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2266 | You could at least lend me your wings since I have no legs. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2267 | Been reading Kingsolver again? | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
2268 | Yes, your world literature students will likely be impressed, but I'm pretty sure that is NOT what Kafka had in mind. | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
2269 | The wings are all right, but I'm missing all my socks and sweaters. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2270 | Do NOT molt on the rug again. | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2271 | Great, now there’s a Papillon variant. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2272 | Yeah, but I liked you as a caterpillar | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2273 | 'Goodness!There's no flies in you.' | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2274 | Not a pair — I ordered a POUND of wings. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2275 | So you expect this to make up for your unavailability? | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2276 | No Mav, you can't be my wingman. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2277 | This changes nothing. | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2278 | That's a little too late, you maggot! | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2279 | And to think you were a caterpillar only yesterday. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2280 | How was your flight from Mexico?” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont | 1.2292 | 0.08011 | 48 | 40 | 5 | 3 |
2281 | I told you to grow a spine, not a pair of wings. | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2282 | Head back to the cocoon, we're still in a pandemic. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2283 | You better not have drunk my sugar-free redbull | 1.2292 | 0.08011 | 48 | 40 | 5 | 3 |
2284 | I suppose now you’ll sting me like a bee? | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2285 | Don’t expect him to ever change,” they said | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2286 | Paragliding downstairs On Your Own Wind, is NOT flying! | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2287 | I could of had wings too. I chose irony. | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2288 | Were you cleared for landing by the control tower? | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2289 | So you metamorphosed; stop hovering! | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2290 | Your Transformation in Quarantine blog was a bridge way too far. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2291 | I see the Mummers called....... | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2292 | Solar or electric? | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2293 | I preferred when you were a caterpillar. | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2294 | How many times must I tell you, leave your shoes at the door! | 1.2281 | 0.05607 | 57 | 44 | 13 | 0 |
2295 | Now is hardly the time to metamorphose, Phil! | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2296 | Very cute! But it doesn't eliminate the mask mandate. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2297 | And I'll bet you left a "magnificent" cocoon for me to clean up too! | 1.2281 | 0.05607 | 57 | 44 | 13 | 0 |
2298 | Wear whatever disguise you want, I know it’s you Madame! | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2299 | So you have decided to come out of your cocoon | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2300 | Why don't you migrate to the kitchen and do the dishes for once? | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2301 | You're a right flitter, you are, always flitting about so annoyingly... | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2302 | I still don't think you can beat Mike Tyson. | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2303 | Does this happen to every Caterpillar employee when they retire? | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2304 | What is now...? Metamorphosis? Can't you just play golf like all retirees? | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2305 | Well, I'll be, it seems drinking enough Red Bull does give you wings. | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2306 | Go back to your garden. I have a life. | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2307 | You were a worm two weeks ago. Try not to be so uppity. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2308 | I thought you were migrating to Mexico! | 1.2281 | 0.05607 | 57 | 44 | 13 | 0 |
2309 | Thanks, I just mopped. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2310 | Well, I’m NOT feeling social tonight. | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2311 | I told you to stop drinking that Red Bull. | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2312 | Gerald: I said “weight loss” - not“weight-LESS!” | 1.2281 | 0.05607 | 57 | 44 | 13 | 0 |
2313 | "Is this what you meant by having some work done? | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2314 | This doesn't mean you're flying to Mexico. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2315 | I take it this week's "RuPaul's Drag Race" was a faaabulous episode. | 1.2273 | 0.07170 | 44 | 35 | 8 | 1 |
2316 | Can you just go back into your cocoon until my show is over? | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2317 | A caterpillar would have remembered the milk. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2318 | I larvae you too, dear. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2319 | I always knew you were light in the loafers, but not this light! | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2320 | Simon’s midlife crisis was a Miata, just sayin | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2321 | I preferred the caterpillar. | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2322 | You're going out dressed like THAT? | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2323 | But we agreed to cocoon together until Covid was over. | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2324 | Quite the social butterfly, aren’t you? | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2325 | That explains why you were asleep for so long. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2326 | No, I do not want to play air out the mothballs. | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2327 | I get it, you're more evolved than me. | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2328 | So this is what I get for letting you find your inner self? | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2329 | That’s not what I meant by, “grow a pair”. | 1.2264 | 0.07919 | 53 | 45 | 4 | 4 |
2330 | When you are obsessed with Franz Kafka | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
2331 | It still counts as hovering! | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2332 | ... and don't start that "sting like a bee" crap, either! | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
2333 | We’re not watching Cocoon again! | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2334 | Chatting with your old flame again? | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
2335 | Why won’t you just stay cocooned?” | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
2336 | Why do I have to be the caterpillar again!? | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2337 | I take it that you're back from the therapist! | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2338 | Would you mind hovering in the atrium? | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
2339 | Albert, I said I would tiptoe through the tulips with you, NOT help you pollinate them! | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2340 | I thought you said you would transform into a 'beautiful' butterfly... | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2341 | Oh, good god, Dad--your not a butterfly or angel or even a tooth fairy! So, just cut it out and take your meds!! | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
2342 | Ditch the wings, Fred! We are trying to get acknowledged as human beings, not fairies. | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
2343 | Can you also sting like a bee? | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2344 | Microdosing hasn't made you any less smug. | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2345 | Can you get a little more altitude? | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2346 | OMG, Herb, there is pride then there is flamboyance. | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2347 | You can forget it, I'll never be a social butterfly! | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2348 | They make you look like an insect. | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
2349 | Well well! If it isn’t the pupa who earned his wings! | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
2350 | terrific … and I suppose you left that chrysalis mess for me to clean up again | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2351 | Actually let’s not wing it through my parent’s visit this week. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2352 | I told you, “I needed the wings tonight”! | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2353 | Oh buzz off | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2354 | Flutter all you want. I'm not changing channels. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2355 | So annoying! You are always hovering! | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2356 | Seriously? That's why you never take your coat off? | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2357 | I don't want a relationship with a fly-by-night. | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2358 | Next time I take a half hour to get changed I don't want to hear it from you. | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2359 | You know spots and stripes don't work. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2360 | Gregor Samsa awoke one morning in a very good mood, and flew from his bed to greet the family. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2361 | Is there anything you won't do? | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2362 | That reminds me, I need to update my will. | 1.2245 | 0.08384 | 49 | 42 | 3 | 4 |
2363 | That's not what I meant when I said "Give wings to your dreams" | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2364 | I remember when you had twenty legs to stand on. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2365 | That's nice but you forgot my coffee again. | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
2366 | I hate the effect you have on me! | 1.2245 | 0.07860 | 49 | 41 | 5 | 3 |
2367 | When the edibles hit | 1.2245 | 0.07860 | 49 | 41 | 5 | 3 |
2368 | still a bug" | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2369 | Stop flapping those things! You're causing a hurricane in Cancun. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2370 | Can't go now. Fly yourself around the block. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2371 | This is not what I had in mind when I asked you to change for dinner. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2372 | You finally came out. | 1.2245 | 0.07860 | 49 | 41 | 5 | 3 |
2373 | And I imagine you left your exoskeleton all over the bathroom floor. | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2374 | How was that flight of stairs? | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2375 | I told you to lay off the Zoloft! | 1.2241 | 0.06976 | 58 | 48 | 7 | 3 |
2376 | Listen to me, aren't you overdoing it with that Red Bull? | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2377 | One more thing, Harold. You’ve got to stop leaving the lights on in every room! | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2378 | You know I don't like it when you hover, Doug. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2379 | Red Bull | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2380 | Stop bugging me, Fred! | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2381 | Zuzu didn't say 'Every time the doorbell rings, Herb gets his wings!' | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2382 | No more dollar store purchases for you” | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2383 | I know you’re into entomology now but this isn’t what I had in mind when you told me you’ve become a bug person. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2384 | Well then, since you’re migrating to Mexico - can you take out the trash? | 1.2222 | 0.07320 | 54 | 45 | 6 | 3 |
2385 | I'm supposed to drop everything and make dinner because you finally came out of your pupa? | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2386 | Wear that to the museum, Sidney, and they just might put a net over you” | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2387 | You win! You wear the dots better. But you don’t have to rub it in. | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2388 | Do you always have to bkock the light" | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2389 | You look nothing like your internet picture. | 1.2222 | 0.08342 | 45 | 38 | 4 | 3 |
2390 | You are smiling. Heaven or Hell? | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2391 | You’re never too old to pollinate but please don’t migrate at your age | 1.2222 | 0.05280 | 63 | 49 | 14 | 0 |
2392 | Exciting change may be in the air, but you still have to do the dishes | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2393 | Nice, but I'm not waiting around for the bee. | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2394 | I suppose you hid my net again. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2395 | The butterfly effect is nonsense. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2396 | What was in those Mothballs!?! | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2397 | I’ve come out of my quarantine. | 1.2222 | 0.08927 | 45 | 39 | 2 | 4 |
2398 | I see you're going through the change, too. | 1.2222 | 0.07320 | 54 | 45 | 6 | 3 |
2399 | Have the kids changed yet? | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2400 | Please tell me you don’t also sting like a bee | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2401 | I heard you were extinct! | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2402 | I don't think I want children. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2403 | How was China? | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2404 | Pack your larvae and leave!" | 1.2222 | 0.07320 | 54 | 45 | 6 | 3 |
2405 | Fer crap's sake, Leonard. Yes, they're very pretty. | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2406 | No, I am not interested in a butterfly kiss. | 1.2222 | 0.07320 | 54 | 45 | 6 | 3 |
2407 | I don't want to hear another word about your self-help book! | 1.2222 | 0.05711 | 54 | 42 | 12 | 0 |
2408 | I wish you had before we redecorated | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2409 | I guess the restraining order wasn’t enough? OK, this time I’m getting out the swatter. | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2410 | I'll metamorphosis when I'm ready! | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2411 | Is this our mating season? | 1.2222 | 0.07320 | 54 | 45 | 6 | 3 |
2412 | No, I do not wish to fleetly flit about with you in the gloaming. I've had a day. | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2413 | Good for you, you metamorphosed. Just don't eat my cardigans." | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2414 | Fine, just flitter home before it gets dark. | 1.2222 | 0.07320 | 54 | 45 | 6 | 3 |
2415 | I think it’s a little much but you do you. | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2416 | And please, for once remember to remove your wings before going into the china shop.” | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2417 | That finally explains your performance in the bedroom all these years. | 1.2222 | 0.08342 | 45 | 38 | 4 | 3 |
2418 | You couldn't stay off the Redbull? Huh! | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2419 | I thought I told you to lay off the Red Bull. | 1.2222 | 0.06576 | 63 | 52 | 8 | 3 |
2420 | I guess I was wrong; you can change. | 1.2222 | 0.06954 | 63 | 53 | 6 | 4 |
2421 | You're looking' pretty fly today honey | 1.2222 | 0.05744 | 63 | 50 | 12 | 1 |
2422 | That's great but you should know the adult form only lives a week or two. | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2423 | That's nice. Meanwhile I was metamorphosing the dirty bathroom into a clean one. | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2424 | Lay off the Red Bull Larry and get us some lunch already" | 1.2222 | 0.06954 | 63 | 53 | 6 | 4 |
2425 | Taking out the garbage without my asking. Now that would impress me. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2426 | Well I say, it’s stink like a bee. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2427 | You're early! | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2428 | i always imagined the tooth fairy as smaller... and prettier | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2429 | I hope you at least cleaned up when you were finished. | 1.2206 | 0.05066 | 68 | 53 | 15 | 0 |
2430 | That wasn’t really what I meant when I said ‘metamorphosis’. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2431 | Nice Harold, but I prefer your "Male Stripper" outfit. | 1.2203 | 0.07280 | 59 | 50 | 5 | 4 |
2432 | I was hoping for more after you've been cocooned in your den the past two years. | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2433 | Getting to heaven doesn't have to be boring. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2434 | You better have put your cocoon in the wash, Gary. I'm not picking it off the ceiling for you. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2435 | Yeah, retirement is great. Blah, blah, blah. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2436 | I’ve had enough of your conversion experiences! | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2437 | The wings are fine. But do you have to look so damn pleased with yourself? | 1.2203 | 0.07280 | 59 | 50 | 5 | 4 |
2438 | When I said you should use retirement to spread your wings, I didn't actually mean... | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2439 | I don't care how much you enjoyed the new Spiderman, Harold, you cannot be a super hero! | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2440 | This isn't exactly what I expected when you finally decided to "come out. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2441 | Sorry Herb, but I don’t think Butterfly Man will instill fear in criminals. | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2442 | I recently broke up with my caterpillar girlfriend. She’d changed | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2443 | That's not what I meant by "wing it." | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2444 | I can’t believe you! After all this time saying “I’ll never metamorphosize!” | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2445 | I still think it's time for you to seek psychiatric help with your obsession over human powered flight. | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2446 | So that’s why you’ve been sleeping all month. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2447 | Isn’t a little late in the game to have found your wings? | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2448 | You need to spread your wings…how many times have I heard that before? | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2449 | Just let me cocoon in peace! | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2450 | You said you were incapable of change. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2451 | When did butter ever fly? | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2452 | I said, "When pigs fly." Pigs! | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2453 | George, you better not have left chrysalis all over the bathroom again. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2454 | I thought you were flying south for the winter. | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2455 | Feelings of Gratitude kicking in, huh? | 1.2200 | 0.07714 | 50 | 42 | 5 | 3 |
2456 | I see that glint in your eyespots. | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2457 | Cut it out! You're causing a draft! | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2458 | Take off your shoes in the house! | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2459 | Did you shave? You look different. | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2460 | How can I concentrate on my novel when you keep fluttering around the room? | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2461 | Clearly, you’ve reached a new stage | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2462 | You haven’t done a thing all week and now you do one thing and expect me to notice? | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2463 | I said, "You DOLT", not, "You Molt"! | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2464 | What gender are you? What pronoun do you want us to use? | 1.2200 | 0.05918 | 50 | 39 | 11 | 0 |
2465 | I had to clean up your pupa again. | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2466 | Be less wimpy - sting like a bee! | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2467 | This binge and pupate cycle only makes you *feel* beautiful | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2468 | How could they not accept you for the February 21 cover? | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2469 | That's not the coming out I had in mind. | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2470 | No! You are not the Monarch! You are just a pretender! | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2471 | Yes.butterflies are free. Now, get lost. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2472 | I was goo like a week ago! | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2473 | Good heaven Dave. You scared the hell out of me. | 1.2188 | 0.06087 | 64 | 52 | 10 | 2 |
2474 | This feels like a midlife crisis. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2475 | If you float any closer, I'll sting like a bee. | 1.2182 | 0.07650 | 55 | 47 | 4 | 4 |
2476 | No, you're not the monarch of this house either. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2477 | Stop being elated. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2478 | Aren’t you supposed to be in Mexico? | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2479 | Harold, I admire your creativity, but I told you to never set foot in my house again. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2480 | Oh Mort! I am so happy I didn’t toss that chrysalis during my pandemic purge. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2481 | Wonderful... you didn't leave your cocoon laying open on the bathroom floor again, did you? | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2482 | We've discussed this, Roger. Not in the house. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2483 | Flap your wings all you want, but you won't change the fact that we've been married too long! | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2484 | Have you cleaned out the moth balls in the attic yet? | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2485 | Yes,I do have some Red Bull. Why do you ask? | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2486 | Far be it from me to keep you from your migration, Bill; but if you devolve into a chrysalis one more time, we're over! | 1.2182 | 0.07197 | 55 | 46 | 6 | 3 |
2487 | A little early for Halloween isn’t it? | 1.2182 | 0.07197 | 55 | 46 | 6 | 3 |
2488 | Now, that was a great nap! | 1.2182 | 0.05620 | 55 | 43 | 12 | 0 |
2489 | Did you get the milk, weed? | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2490 | Look who's finally decided to hatch out of their cocoon. | 1.2182 | 0.07197 | 55 | 46 | 6 | 3 |
2491 | When will you ever change? | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2492 | I'm not sure I like the way you've changed. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2493 | I don't think "grow a pair" means wings. | 1.2182 | 0.07650 | 55 | 47 | 4 | 4 |
2494 | Different, yes I notice that smug grin on your face. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2495 | I told you I ain't got no more teeth | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2496 | You're lucky. Not everyone has a fairy godfather. | 1.2182 | 0.06191 | 55 | 44 | 10 | 1 |
2497 | Did you remember to wipe your wings? | 1.2182 | 0.07197 | 55 | 46 | 6 | 3 |
2498 | We'll, you really wormed out of that one last night! | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
2499 | Mother always said you aren't 'our kind' of caterpillar, but I wouldn't listen." | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 46 | 36 | 10 | 0 |
2500 | So? | 1.2174 | 0.07558 | 46 | 38 | 6 | 2 |
2501 | Hey Dad, this metamorphosis thing has gone too far. | 1.2174 | 0.07558 | 46 | 38 | 6 | 2 |
2502 | So, what’s up? | 1.2174 | 0.06890 | 46 | 37 | 8 | 1 |
2503 | Can't you see - - - I'm reading. | 1.2174 | 0.06890 | 46 | 37 | 8 | 1 |
2504 | No, I will not refer to you as Monarch. | 1.2174 | 0.06890 | 46 | 37 | 8 | 1 |
2505 | the stairs do not bother me anymore | 1.2174 | 0.06890 | 46 | 37 | 8 | 1 |
2506 | I think I liked you better when you were a caterpillar. | 1.2174 | 0.06890 | 46 | 37 | 8 | 1 |
2507 | No, butterflies are still not free! | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 46 | 36 | 10 | 0 |
2508 | I thought we agreed to wait till 5 o'clock before getting into the nectar. | 1.2174 | 0.06890 | 46 | 37 | 8 | 1 |
2509 | Your shoes STILL need to come off at the front door, Harold. | 1.2174 | 0.06890 | 46 | 37 | 8 | 1 |
2510 | So this is what they gave you for all those flyer miles? | 1.2174 | 0.06890 | 46 | 37 | 8 | 1 |
2511 | So, this is the great food-delivery disrupter you’ve been working on? | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 46 | 36 | 10 | 0 |
2512 | Now fly to Walmart for detergent and to Whole Foods for kale salad. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2513 | Well...okay, but I get to pick the safeword. | 1.2167 | 0.05867 | 60 | 48 | 11 | 1 |
2514 | Bob’s Jeff Goldblum impersonation was just too flashy | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2515 | Just wonderful! One more reason for them not to fix the elevator! | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2516 | People CAN change. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2517 | Look, I know I said, "Spread your wings and fly" & "Go for your dreams"; just don't break anything in the house with those things. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2518 | Oh come on, NOW you agree with the CDC? | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2519 | So you took out the garbage for once. Big deal. | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2520 | You sure took your time morphing up there! | 1.2167 | 0.05363 | 60 | 47 | 13 | 0 |
2521 | I’m pretty sure that’s considered a “side-effect”! | 1.2167 | 0.06330 | 60 | 49 | 9 | 2 |
2522 | Well look who decided to exit his cocoon and join the party. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2523 | Why don’t you migrate into the kitchen and grab me a beer? | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2524 | Would it hurt you to pick your chrysalis up off the floor for once? | 1.2157 | 0.07574 | 51 | 43 | 5 | 3 |
2525 | I'm not in the mood to flutter. | 1.2157 | 0.05817 | 51 | 40 | 11 | 0 |
2526 | I thought we agreed not to wing it. | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2527 | When I said I fancied Papillon, I actually meant Steve McQueen.. | 1.2157 | 0.05817 | 51 | 40 | 11 | 0 |
2528 | I preferred your caterpillar look! | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2529 | I wasted the best years of my life with you and now you blossom? | 1.2157 | 0.07574 | 51 | 43 | 5 | 3 |
2530 | You said you were getting a vasectomy | 1.2157 | 0.07574 | 51 | 43 | 5 | 3 |
2531 | You were less smug as a caterpillar. | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2532 | I know you want to pay tribute to Eric Carle but this Very Hungry Caterpillar thing has gone too far. | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2533 | You're no longer the man I married. | 1.2157 | 0.05817 | 51 | 40 | 11 | 0 |
2534 | Just when I was starting to think you weren't capable of change. | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2535 | Flying moth for the summer? | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2536 | Out of the closet so soon? | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2537 | Harold, where is thy sting? | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2538 | Well, of course you feel a draft on your neck! | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2539 | OK, I admit I was wrong when I said you'd never change! | 1.2157 | 0.05817 | 51 | 40 | 11 | 0 |
2540 | Don't go changin' trying to please me | 1.2157 | 0.07574 | 51 | 43 | 5 | 3 |
2541 | Metamorphosis is so unreal, who would ever just become an insect? | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2542 | You voted for Biden, didn't you?! | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2543 | No, it's not the wings; it's all the ranch dip you devour. | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2544 | And finally the fairy flew out of the closet! Congrats! | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2545 | Your share of the rent was $1,200 when you were a caterpillar, it's $1,200 when you're a moth. | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2546 | Given the tricky balance of our marriage, that is not going to help! | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2547 | So, how were things in Mexico? | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2548 | I see we're out of the COVID cocoon. | 1.2157 | 0.07037 | 51 | 42 | 7 | 2 |
2549 | The more things change,the more they seem the same. | 1.2157 | 0.07574 | 51 | 43 | 5 | 3 |
2550 | Very impressive, but we still need a stair lift. | 1.2157 | 0.06456 | 51 | 41 | 9 | 1 |
2551 | That outfit's on its last wings. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2552 | I should have gone with the bee. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2553 | Would you stop hovering like that? You’re driving me crazy! | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2554 | Merle, those most definitely are not fairy wings. | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2555 | Perhaps you might reconsider your decision to come out of your cocoon. | 1.2154 | 0.06755 | 65 | 55 | 6 | 4 |
2556 | Sorry, honey. The Butterfly Man just does not sound as cool as other arthropod-inspired superheroes. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2557 | I meant chicken wings | 1.2143 | 0.07258 | 42 | 34 | 7 | 1 |
2558 | I’m reading Finding You a New Hobby | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
2559 | Now for a prayer,I suppose. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2560 | Watch out for the ceiling fan. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2561 | I didn't expect you to implement the "butterfly effect." | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
2562 | I see someone's been pollinating again. | 1.2143 | 0.06408 | 42 | 33 | 9 | 0 |
2563 | So what if you’re a Monarch. I’m still the King of this castle. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2564 | Remember, if you attempt to pollinate anything but flowers there could be issues. | 1.2143 | 0.05533 | 56 | 44 | 12 | 0 |
2565 | The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2566 | finally you came out of the closet ! | 1.2143 | 0.07078 | 56 | 47 | 6 | 3 |
2567 | I said you need Cialis, not a chrysalis. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2568 | Are you a man dreaming he is a butterfly or are you a butterfly dreaming it’s a man? | 1.2143 | 0.08713 | 42 | 36 | 3 | 3 |
2569 | That just doesn't turn me on anymore. | 1.2143 | 0.05533 | 56 | 44 | 12 | 0 |
2570 | Now that's taking your resolution to be a social butterfly this year too far! | 1.2143 | 0.07522 | 56 | 48 | 4 | 4 |
2571 | What is your ETA? | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
2572 | When you prefer to flitter around the house. | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2573 | This is what I get for turning on the light... | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2574 | Have a good time, but please, no hurricanes tonight. | 1.2143 | 0.05533 | 56 | 44 | 12 | 0 |
2575 | Ralph I just cleaned that upstairs bathroom. I hope you weren't metamorphasizing all over it and getting it dirty. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2576 | Are you calling Groundhog Day? | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
2577 | Yeah, yeah, big deal. Now will you get that ugly cocoon out of the den? | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
2578 | Did you get the job? | 1.2143 | 0.08018 | 42 | 35 | 5 | 2 |
2579 | I just don't think one metamorphosize fits all. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2580 | I don't know what you're so pleased about. Those colors are very unflattering. | 1.2143 | 0.06091 | 56 | 45 | 10 | 1 |
2581 | Where's Mother? | 1.2143 | 0.08018 | 42 | 35 | 5 | 2 |
2582 | I think that you’re taking this covid cocoon thing too seriously. | 1.2143 | 0.05533 | 56 | 44 | 12 | 0 |
2583 | Pupa to adult, finally. Now, get to work! | 1.2143 | 0.06603 | 56 | 46 | 8 | 2 |
2584 | And I suppose you left the cocoon on the bedroom floor next to your dirty socks? | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2585 | You finally came out of your chrysalis; it took you long enough. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
2586 | Doubling down on the tattoo, I see. | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2587 | OK, so I'm just a chrysalis... showoff | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2588 | I'll 'Sting like a bee' on my own terms, thank you very much. | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2589 | I knew that some of us would come out for the better after all this time in lockdown. | 1.2131 | 0.06235 | 61 | 50 | 9 | 2 |
2590 | For the last time, we’re not migrating to Mexico! | 1.2131 | 0.06659 | 61 | 51 | 7 | 3 |
2591 | As long as you don’t sting like a bee | 1.2128 | 0.06034 | 47 | 37 | 10 | 0 |
2592 | Roger, If you try to divorce me one more time, i'll call Monsanto right away ! | 1.2128 | 0.07410 | 47 | 39 | 6 | 2 |
2593 | You've been drinking too much Red Bull, Charlie. | 1.2128 | 0.07410 | 47 | 39 | 6 | 2 |
2594 | Not all of us turn into social butterflies on Saturday night! | 1.2128 | 0.08010 | 47 | 40 | 4 | 3 |
2595 | I told you to leave that out of the brownies. | 1.2128 | 0.07410 | 47 | 39 | 6 | 2 |
2596 | I was hoping for a lot more than this when you came out of your cocoon. | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2597 | You're not my fairy godmother! | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2598 | Don't tell me, you have been spreading that fairy dust around again, haven't you? | 1.2128 | 0.06034 | 47 | 37 | 10 | 0 |
2599 | Nice work "Doctor Brundle", but I'm still waiting for you to fix the garage door. | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2600 | I feel pretty, oh so pretty. | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2601 | I don't care how you sting. | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2602 | Your moth-er called today... | 1.2128 | 0.07410 | 47 | 39 | 6 | 2 |
2603 | Did you clean up your pupa mess upstairs ? | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2604 | Those wings aren't getting you out of doing the dishes. | 1.2128 | 0.06034 | 47 | 37 | 10 | 0 |
2605 | You’re still not beautiful. | 1.2128 | 0.06034 | 47 | 37 | 10 | 0 |
2606 | When did you say you were migrating?? | 1.2128 | 0.07410 | 47 | 39 | 6 | 2 |
2607 | You said just wing it, right? | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2608 | Finally you can do nothing, and just flutter your wings around | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2609 | I would have preferred you morph into George Clooney. | 1.2128 | 0.06757 | 47 | 38 | 8 | 1 |
2610 | No, you’re not a Monarch, and it’s still your turn to prepare dinner.” | 1.2128 | 0.06034 | 47 | 37 | 10 | 0 |
2611 | No,you cannot have the TV antenna. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2612 | No, I will not call you Emperor! | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
2613 | You think you're so smart now that you've learned how to fly. But you still haven't figured out how to sit on the couch. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
2614 | If only you could as quickly change a lightbulb. | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2615 | Where have you been for the last two weeks? | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2616 | Whoooa. Which one of us is on drugs? | 1.2115 | 0.05719 | 52 | 41 | 11 | 0 |
2617 | I liked you better when you were pupating. | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
2618 | I'm reading Kafka's The Metamorphosis to get some perspective. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2619 | I can’t even find a good pair of legs, and you managed to find wings?! | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2620 | Jake you've got to lay off the Red Bull! | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2621 | I want to be in a polymorphic relationship. | 1.2115 | 0.07438 | 52 | 44 | 5 | 3 |
2622 | Go wing-it somewhere else. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2623 | When I said "Don't ever change," I meant it! | 1.2115 | 0.07929 | 52 | 45 | 3 | 4 |
2624 | I liked you better as a cayapiller. | 1.2115 | 0.07438 | 52 | 44 | 5 | 3 |
2625 | I told you that I was the Monarch of this household!!! | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2626 | Papillon...you've changed? | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2627 | This is me time. Metamorphose later. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2628 | I didn't marry you to flit around with! | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2629 | So you finally metamorphosized! | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2630 | So your special now? | 1.2115 | 0.05719 | 52 | 41 | 11 | 0 |
2631 | Summer 2042: "Better late than never! Time to enjoy the "great" outdoors" | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2632 | Now can you fly out the garbage? | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2633 | How many times must I tell you those colors clash with the drapes. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2634 | You know, SOME people just took up pandemic baking. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2635 | If you leave your dirty dishes in the sink, I'll pin you to the wall. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2636 | Where's that caterpillar I married? | 1.2115 | 0.05719 | 52 | 41 | 11 | 0 |
2637 | Well it's about time Harold; I've been asking you to change for years. | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
2638 | For the last time Simon - Once a grub always a grub! | 1.2115 | 0.05719 | 52 | 41 | 11 | 0 |
2639 | Well, I see you've come out of your cocoon. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2640 | Just because you are a Monarch doesn’t mean that you are king of this house. | 1.2115 | 0.06344 | 52 | 42 | 9 | 1 |
2641 | I thought I ordered Five Guys not Fly Guys? | 1.2115 | 0.06913 | 52 | 43 | 7 | 2 |
2642 | This isn’t what I pictured when they told us the prosthetics these days are better than your own hips. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2643 | I always thought you were light in your loafers. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2644 | I guess that explains why you refused to leave tbe couch for the past few weeks. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2645 | I hope you wiped those wings before you came in the house. | 1.2105 | 0.05448 | 57 | 45 | 12 | 0 |
2646 | As far as I'm concerned, you're still a worm. | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2647 | I can’t believe it’s not butter-fly. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2648 | You're not the same person I married! | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2649 | The ten thousand steps-a-day require your feet to touch the ground. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2650 | I suppose you're done cocooning with me. | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2651 | When does the migration start? | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2652 | So you finally changed,huh? | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2653 | I wish you'd stop fluttering in like that. | 1.2105 | 0.06963 | 57 | 48 | 6 | 3 |
2654 | ”Reciprocating, I should also spread my wings –because you’re not a caterpillar anymore?” | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2655 | Don’t forget your face mask and when you get back put the nectar in the fridge. | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2656 | Sorry to disappoint, George, but I'm more old than flame at this point. | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2657 | Stop fluttering about and come sit with me! | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2658 | Did you at least scrape the chrysalis off the ceiling this time? | 1.2105 | 0.05995 | 57 | 46 | 10 | 1 |
2659 | Okay so you guessed today's Wordle in 2/6. Give it a rest. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2660 | Don’t think that just because you’re a monarch, I’m going to treat you like a king. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2661 | No, you are not the monarch. | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2662 | Unfriendly drones could be a problem. | 1.2105 | 0.05448 | 57 | 45 | 12 | 0 |
2663 | So, NOW you can take out the garbage? | 1.2105 | 0.06497 | 57 | 47 | 8 | 2 |
2664 | It's about time that you came out of your cocoon! | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2665 | Finally out of your mid-life chrysalis? | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2666 | Looks like you've finally come out of your shell. | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
2667 | Oh, I left some yummy little white candy balls in the closet just for you. | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2668 | And don’t come fluttering in here all smug! | 1.2097 | 0.06143 | 62 | 51 | 9 | 2 |
2669 | I told you cocooning was a bad idea! | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2670 | Stop flitting around Bill! And go clean up your cocoon! | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
2671 | I light a candle and THEN you show up ? | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2672 | Floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2673 | Shut up about how meditating transformed you! | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
2674 | I prefer you as a pupa. | 1.2093 | 0.07105 | 43 | 35 | 7 | 1 |
2675 | I really preferred the sourdough baking. | 1.2093 | 0.06277 | 43 | 34 | 9 | 0 |
2676 | Are you here for my dentures? | 1.2093 | 0.06277 | 43 | 34 | 9 | 0 |
2677 | Here's looking at you Icarus. | 1.2093 | 0.07105 | 43 | 35 | 7 | 1 |
2678 | 1. I told you the cocoon sleeping bag was a bad idea. | 1.2093 | 0.07846 | 43 | 36 | 5 | 2 |
2679 | Okay, that's enough red bull for you, honey! | 1.2093 | 0.07105 | 43 | 35 | 7 | 1 |
2680 | You weren't so dang smug when you were still inside that cocoon of yours!! | 1.2093 | 0.07105 | 43 | 35 | 7 | 1 |
2681 | Yeah, well I don’t find it so amusing; that hurricane flooded the whole city. | 1.2093 | 0.08522 | 43 | 37 | 3 | 3 |
2682 | I told you to butterfly the shrimp! | 1.2093 | 0.07105 | 43 | 35 | 7 | 1 |
2683 | It's just some light reading | 1.2090 | 0.06568 | 67 | 57 | 6 | 4 |
2684 | So you're finally out of your cocoon? | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2685 | Any plans for the next 2-4 weeks? | 1.2083 | 0.05924 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 0 |
2686 | It was quarantining, not cocooning! | 1.2083 | 0.06630 | 48 | 39 | 8 | 1 |
2687 | Things have been weird since you stopped drinking Red Bull | 1.2083 | 0.05924 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 0 |
2688 | So it was YOU who ate holes in my cashmere sweater! | 1.2083 | 0.06630 | 48 | 39 | 8 | 1 |
2689 | No, we’re having pork chops. I’m getting tired of nectar. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2690 | Wait, what? You’ve never seen ‘Cocoon’ | 1.2083 | 0.05924 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 0 |
2691 | Fine, you win, the right wing and the left wing do have something in common. | 1.2083 | 0.07854 | 48 | 41 | 4 | 3 |
2692 | So...I am no longer a very hungry caterpillar | 1.2083 | 0.05924 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 0 |
2693 | They really are going to come for you with a net. | 1.2083 | 0.07268 | 48 | 40 | 6 | 2 |
2694 | Stop it! I'm not there yet. | 1.2083 | 0.06630 | 48 | 39 | 8 | 1 |
2695 | Nah, I'm too too pupa'd to metamorphosize right now, you should go ahead and fledge without me. | 1.2083 | 0.07854 | 48 | 41 | 4 | 3 |
2696 | I GET IT! YOU REALLY WANT TO WATCH NBC | 1.2083 | 0.06630 | 48 | 39 | 8 | 1 |
2697 | I'm not easily impressed, Harold. | 1.2083 | 0.06630 | 48 | 39 | 8 | 1 |
2698 | Have you been fooling around in the metaverse again? | 1.2083 | 0.07268 | 48 | 40 | 6 | 2 |
2699 | Bug off! I'm still cocooning. | 1.2083 | 0.05924 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 0 |
2700 | Congratulations on the new you. You still have to do the dishes. | 1.2083 | 0.06630 | 48 | 39 | 8 | 1 |
2701 | Aren't you pleased with your early cocoon burst. | 1.2083 | 0.06630 | 48 | 39 | 8 | 1 |
2702 | Well, you just go back to the bedroom and metamorphosis again before the Tucker's arrive for dinner. | 1.2083 | 0.05924 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 0 |
2703 | I was okay with your caterpillar phase,but this is a bit too much. | 1.2083 | 0.06630 | 48 | 39 | 8 | 1 |
2704 | Well, aren't you the little antisocial butterfly? | 1.2083 | 0.05924 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 0 |
2705 | Ok, bigshot, but you're not a pig, and I'm still not doing it! | 1.2083 | 0.07268 | 48 | 40 | 6 | 2 |
2706 | I think the Peacock outfit is a better look for you. | 1.2083 | 0.07268 | 48 | 40 | 6 | 2 |
2707 | Keep flitting. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2708 | Pupa it's not time for my cocoon yet! | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2709 | Did the butterflies in your stomach finally grow on you? | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2710 | Don't even think you're getting me to take the kids to school today! | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2711 | I should have married a ruling monarch. | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
2712 | GET LOST! BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE. | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2713 | Nice trick. But I still think of you as a disgusting little worm. | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2714 | You flew down the stairs to show me that, yet you forgot my slippers! | 1.2075 | 0.07308 | 53 | 45 | 5 | 3 |
2715 | I don't believe in the "butterfly effect," so flutter away. | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
2716 | I said "transcend" yourself not "transform" yourself | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2717 | I see you have emerged from your COVID-19 cocoon. | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2718 | Finally! You’ve been in that cocoon for weeks. | 1.2075 | 0.07308 | 53 | 45 | 5 | 3 |
2719 | Just don’t expect me to be the wind beneath your wings! | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2720 | Cute. Now how about finally fixing that leaky faucet in the bathroom? | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
2721 | Whoa, you are going through a ‘midlife chrysalis.’ | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2722 | 45 years, and now you want to change? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2723 | Metamorphosis smetamorphosis, I want my old brother back. | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2724 | face it, Joe! You're not the Superhero type. | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2725 | I am not your Madame! | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2726 | Well . . . it's better than "Grouchy old man!" | 1.2075 | 0.07308 | 53 | 45 | 5 | 3 |
2727 | Well, look at you spreading your wings! | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2728 | What happened to stinging like a bee? | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2729 | Okay, so we’re not birds with the same feathers! | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2730 | I said 'fly away'! I didn't say 'fly to me!" | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2731 | Sting me like a bee and we’ll see how long you float. | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2732 | I see you're ready to leave our cocoon. | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2733 | 'I don't care what you can do, it's your turn to wash up!' | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2734 | Jesus Chrysalis! | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2735 | But I'm happy as I am. | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
2736 | “Why can’t you just be a helicopter parent like other dads?” | 1.2075 | 0.06793 | 53 | 44 | 7 | 2 |
2737 | I told you, self actualization was *your* New Year's resolution! | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2738 | You have to stop watching reruns of Wings of Desire | 1.2075 | 0.06236 | 53 | 43 | 9 | 1 |
2739 | Fine, I’ll turn the light off. | 1.2075 | 0.05624 | 53 | 42 | 11 | 0 |
2740 | Metamorp Surprise. Turns out I've been living in a pupa all these years. | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2741 | I don't give a damn what you wear, Horace. I'm not in the mood to molt today. | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2742 | Larry, this isn’t what I meant when we discussed personal change. | 1.2069 | 0.05365 | 58 | 46 | 12 | 0 |
2743 | You've got the right proboscis, but offering up sweet nectar isn't my style, so please leave me alone. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2744 | That does not make you Mohammed Ali! | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2745 | No Milton, you can't claim responsibility for that tornado. | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2746 | See, I told you it was smarter to wait for a two-for-one sale. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2747 | Finally, I’ve been waiting for you to emerge for a month! | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2748 | Don't forget to clean up the chrysalis! | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2749 | Did you go show the neighbor your new wings | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2750 | I was only kidding when I said you lived in a cocoon. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2751 | Well that explains why there's no food left in the house. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2752 | I know you said you wanted to go all-natural, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2069 | 0.05902 | 58 | 47 | 10 | 1 |
2753 | You know perfectly well that this is what happens every time you watch "Cocoon"! | 1.2069 | 0.06851 | 58 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
2754 | Oh, look who decided to emerge from his chrysalis. | 1.2069 | 0.06394 | 58 | 48 | 8 | 2 |
2755 | Seeing you like this still doesn’t make my heart flutter | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2756 | You can still float, but you don’t have much sting. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
2757 | You've decided to finally come out of your cocoon? | 1.2063 | 0.06054 | 63 | 52 | 9 | 2 |
2758 | The Butterfly Effect is no excuse for quitting your job | 1.2063 | 0.05139 | 63 | 50 | 13 | 0 |
2759 | 'Are you a trans Fairy Godmother?!' | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2760 | That’s the last time I ask that damn French genie to make Pappy young. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
2761 | This does not make you a social butterfly; you’re still an introvert.< |