Contest #788


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788

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "Ideal for parties with no atmosphere."
  2. "You're my fifth middle-school teacher this week."
  3. "I love that people are getting dressed up to fly again."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-01-24T00:12:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-02-07T00:12:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-02-01T00:12:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 7, 2022
Number of captions 5661
Number of responses 815462
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You should have done that before you put it on. 1.8648 0.01934 1760 714 570 476
1 I assume it’s a destination wedding? 1.8176 0.00975 7040 3115 2093 1831
2 Or you could just get vaccinated. 1.8138 0.01013 6605 2969 1897 1739
3 Or you could get vaccinated. 1.8104 0.01013 6626 2998 1885 1742
4 Personally, I would just get the vaccination 1.7953 0.01597 2550 1143 786 621
5 Perhaps something a bit more down to earth? 1.7798 0.01237 3820 1629 1402 788
6 We could go shorter on the inseam, but then you’ll only be able to take one very small step for man. 1.7779 0.01601 2476 1121 784 571
7 I let the waist out, but it still might be tight around Uranus. 1.7776 0.01318 4019 1948 1017 1054
8 Let’s see you take one small step. 1.7773 0.01084 5056 2190 1802 1064
9 Ideal for parties with no atmosphere 1.7692 0.01216 4263 1948 1351 964
10 Nice. Not everyone can pull off a cummerbund. 1.7688 0.01937 1635 734 545 356
11 It might be easier to just get vaccinated. 1.7649 0.01372 3398 1579 1037 781
12 Destination wedding? 1.7524 0.01243 4136 1959 1242 935
13 Is it a destination wedding? 1.7517 0.01102 5130 2393 1618 1119
14 You look like a man on a mission. 1.7515 0.01412 2897 1296 1028 572
15 We’ll do your final fitting at our satellite location. 1.7449 0.01254 3802 1745 1282 775
16 I'll give you a few seconds to think about it. 10, 9, 8.... 1.7431 0.01484 2772 1293 898 581
17 It’s perfect. That suit says you’re going places. 1.7382 0.01317 3323 1506 1181 636
18 It suits you well, but no pressure. 1.7328 0.01412 2844 1288 1028 528
19 Do you really think this is what she meant by "I need space?" 1.7308 0.01519 2760 1350 803 607
20 I always tell people,"dress for the job you want, not the job you have." 1.7262 0.01447 2838 1338 939 561
21 I assure you, Mr Bezos, it says “real astronaut” loud and proud. 1.7210 0.01701 2165 1064 641 460
22 So, astronaut or billionaire? 1.7204 0.01367 3319 1623 1001 695
23 You travel a lot for work? 1.7138 0.01601 2128 972 793 363
24 Wouldn't it be easier to just tell your mother you're not an astronaut? 1.7116 0.02173 1276 621 402 253
25 And what--if you don't mind my asking--will the bride be wearing? 1.7112 0.01201 4238 2084 1294 860
26 The catheter is sold separately. 1.7067 0.02088 1449 732 410 307
27 Mmm, yes! It gives you a certain air of anti-gravitas. 1.7065 0.01624 2286 1122 711 452
28 And what will the bride be wearing? 1.7045 0.01311 3438 1674 1106 658
29 All the billionaires are wearing it. 1.7027 0.01563 2432 1191 773 468
30 Now remember, a size ten looks more like a size eight in zero gravity. 1.7024 0.01292 3370 1603 1169 598
31 It's a statement piece that says, "I'm rich and selfish enough to leave you all behind." 1.7021 0.01378 3283 1658 945 680
32 Thin? You look weightless." 1.6959 0.01341 3404 1717 1005 682
33 You didn’t mention what kind of launch party. 1.6942 0.01447 2587 1219 941 427
34 Dress for the job you want, am I right? 1.6934 0.01368 2997 1441 1034 522
35 OK...and understand I'm hurting my business here...but why not just get vaccinated? 1.6890 0.01436 2981 1524 860 597
36 It's perfect for the launch party. 1.6840 0.02131 1193 571 428 194
37 The only head you won't be turning is your own. 1.6822 0.01481 2599 1285 855 459
38 That one really says 'billionaire.' 1.6732 0.01634 2203 1125 673 405
39 How long are you going to be in Florida? 1.6672 0.01888 1728 915 473 340
40 All the billionaires are wearing them. 1.6670 0.01817 1859 983 512 364
41 It’s nice to see people wearing suits again to work. 1.6653 0.01793 1730 867 575 288
42 And if you are not completely satisfied, you may return it for a full refund, if you return, of course. 1.6647 0.01718 1873 937 627 309
43 Yes, sir, it's the perfect suit for any atmosphere. 1.6592 0.01763 1743 870 597 276
44 If that space thing doesn’t work out, there’s always beekeeping. 1.6592 0.02284 1109 574 339 196
45 Halston, we’ve got a problem. 1.6526 0.02032 1442 779 390 273
46 A destination wedding, you said? 1.6517 0.01947 1513 789 462 262
47 You look like a billion dollars! 1.6477 0.02005 1442 761 428 253
48 And it comes with a 3-year, 418 million-mile warranty. 1.6439 0.02047 1348 706 416 226
49 I'm just afraid that by the time we arrive it'll be out of style. 1.6435 0.02034 1307 669 435 203
50 This model is particularly popular with nurses and elementary school teachers 1.6432 0.02100 1334 715 380 239
51 To be fully secure you still need an N-95 mask. 1.6427 0.02083 1335 710 392 233
52 Beige? I'll call one of our satellite stores. 1.6427 0.02103 1223 627 406 190
53 You look stellar. 1.6409 0.02089 1253 648 407 198
54 It's twelve million dollars, but alterations are free. 1.6394 0.02174 1259 683 347 229
55 Why don't you take one small step and see how you feel? 1.6381 0.02120 1260 667 382 211
56 Forgive me for saying, but this suit takes light years off your age. 1.6325 0.02170 1151 601 372 178
57 It really goes well with almost any variant. 1.6319 0.02175 1160 610 367 183
58 Hear me out. You could also just get vaccinated. 1.6293 0.02313 1125 624 294 207
59 It will be out of style by the time you get there. 1.6257 0.02287 1026 539 332 155
60 The cummerbund is just for formal occasions. 1.6252 0.02171 1086 570 358 158
61 It's perfect for a re-entry level job. 1.6250 0.02296 1040 553 324 163
62 Float around, see how it feels. 1.6241 0.02273 1056 561 331 164
63 You look like a million taxpayer dollars. 1.6238 0.02344 1034 561 301 172
64 Looks good. You will still need proof of vaccination to attend the wedding! 1.6199 0.02362 963 511 307 145
65 Don’t feel pressured. 1.6197 0.02352 973 517 309 147
66 Nothing says ‘Billionaire’ more than the right suit. 1.6189 0.02466 950 524 264 162
67 It offers great protection, but the Australian government still won't let you play 1.6184 0.02502 954 536 246 172
68 I see where you're going with this. 1.6177 0.02493 879 472 271 136
69 Restroom visits are addressed on p53 of the manual. 1.6153 0.02397 915 484 299 132
70 Houston, we have an ensemble. 1.6146 0.02469 916 500 269 147
71 You can dry clean it, or just stroll through a car wash. 1.6141 0.02371 938 498 304 136
72 It takes lightyears off you 1.6131 0.02406 928 498 291 139
73 That certainly leaves the N95 in the dust, doesn't it? 1.6122 0.02500 918 510 254 154
74 Can I interest you in something more Bezos and less Shatner? 1.6119 0.02529 871 477 255 139
75 Just need to take in the ego a bit, Mr. Musk. 1.6107 0.02564 935 540 219 176
76 Like I always say, dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.6107 0.02547 899 505 239 155
77 Now you're in compliance with our COVID protocols, let's try on some clothes! 1.6090 0.02572 849 469 243 137
78 I love that people are getting dressed up to fly again. 1.6083 0.02476 891 486 268 137
79 This is the N96. 1.6079 0.02594 862 485 230 147
80 It makes your brain look big. 1.6066 0.02695 882 524 181 177
81 No one will ever guess you’re just a spacesuit filled with squirrels. 1.6061 0.02909 815 507 123 185
82 I’m guessing first date in the “Covid Era?” 1.6037 0.02422 858 453 292 113
83 First week back in the office since lockdown? 1.6032 0.02684 751 411 227 113
84 Well, I am the tailor to the stars. 1.6013 0.02640 765 417 236 112
85 You've got that "where no man has gone before" look. 1.5992 0.02549 746 390 265 91
86 I hate destination weddings. 1.5987 0.02732 760 438 191 130
87 Keep in mind,gravity adds five pounds. 1.5984 0.02690 752 416 222 114
88 This model is a significant step up from the N95 mask. 1.5982 0.02541 779 428 238 111
89 No, Mr. Bezos, this suit does not make you look fat. 1.5960 0.02676 755 418 224 113
90 How does it feel in the legs? Can you take one small step? 1.5954 0.02684 739 408 219 109
91 It's a destination wedding? 1.5942 0.02726 754 426 208 120
92 You're my fifth middle school teacher this week. 1.5915 0.02899 727 431 162 134
93 Or you could go next door to the CVS and get vaccinated. 1.5912 0.02892 702 408 173 121
94 It's a good fit but an N95 mask is probably all you really need. 1.5912 0.02674 746 416 219 109
95 Trust me, it's what everyone will be wearing on cruise ships next season. 1.5903 0.02584 786 448 218 120
96 Unbelievable! $55 mil for a SpaceX ticket and you're complaining about the cost of alterations! 1.5896 0.02858 670 377 191 102
97 On the contrary sir, you look weightless. 1.5863 0.02819 701 400 191 110
98 That suit gives you an air of gravity. 1.5831 0.02923 626 352 183 91
99 You should try on Orion’s Belt. 1.5767 0.03023 593 339 166 88
100 So, you get to work remotely? 1.5753 0.03030 584 333 166 85
101 Don’t feel embarrassed. A lot of astronauts have to have their suits let out between their first and second missions. 1.5717 0.02874 621 349 189 83
102 Or,you could just wear a mask. 1.5714 0.03073 581 337 156 88
103 Fantastic. Now you're 75% protected against COVID22. 1.5709 0.03038 550 308 170 72
104 We can have the pants ready in 10... 9... 8... 1.5704 0.03128 554 320 152 82
105 It fits great, but are you sure this is what she meant when she said she needs space? 1.5701 0.03214 535 312 141 82
106 Elon suggests a codpiece but that's TOTALLY your choice. 1.5697 0.02961 595 338 175 82
107 I'll have it ready for you in 10...9...8...7... 1.5665 0.03202 526 305 144 77
108 No more disposable masks, test kits or quarantining. Just go live your life. 1.5653 0.03138 582 348 139 95
109 This is what all the billionaires are wearing these days. 1.5649 0.03091 524 297 159 68
110 You look just like a billionaire! 1.5647 0.03045 549 311 166 72
111 The empire waist strikes back. 1.5645 0.03248 519 304 137 78
112 So you’re saying your company is bringing all employees back to office on Monday? 1.5643 0.03314 459 259 141 59
113 That one says you’re going places. 1.5630 0.02915 579 324 184 71
114 Thinner? You look absolutely weightless! 1.5624 0.02907 569 318 183 68
115 Let me find something more in your price range. This suit is astronomical. 1.5615 0.03256 520 307 134 79
116 So I gather it's a destination wedding? 1.5614 0.03152 554 327 142 83
117 I think you misread our sign out front, we are looking to sublet part of the store.” ‘Available Space. Suits Altered 1.5607 0.03272 535 322 126 87
118 It's from a line that just launched. 1.5602 0.03115 523 298 157 68
119 1. This is what all the billionaires are wearing. 1.5598 0.03223 527 311 137 79
120 It says 'plutocrat' without saying 'plutocrat,' you know what I mean? 1.5595 0.03185 513 296 147 70
121 I think the cumberbund really makes it work. 1.5581 0.02925 577 326 180 71
122 Because there's no zipper this one is yours for half price. 1.5573 0.03256 506 297 136 73
123 Let me guess. Meeting her parents for the first time? 1.5560 0.03184 482 272 152 58
124 In this you can also dispense with having to mask 1.5513 0.03010 526 296 170 60
125 A cummerbund complements any suit. 1.5489 0.03185 501 291 145 65
126 This is a look that says ‘going places!’ 1.5467 0.03087 525 304 155 66
127 You ask to look like a billionaire, I make you look like a billionaire. 1.5460 0.03346 489 295 121 73
128 I’d call it breathtaking, but I don’t want to scare you. 1.5459 0.03297 458 265 136 57
129 So I take it you’re dead set against a booster shot. 1.5455 0.03409 451 267 122 62
130 Of course you take small steps. Your suit's too tight. 1.5447 0.03299 481 285 130 66
131 No, it doesn’t make Uranus look bigger. 1.5421 0.03715 428 274 78 76
132 Impressive, but I'll stick with an N95. 1.5409 0.03475 440 264 114 62
133 Very billionaire chic. 1.5409 0.03519 440 267 108 65
134 It's worlds beyond an N95 mask. 1.5394 0.03463 432 257 117 58
135 Going somewhere special? 1.5392 0.03385 421 243 129 49
136 Shouldn't the flap go in the front? 1.5383 0.03329 483 292 122 69
137 It's just one small step to the cash register. 1.5378 0.03403 437 258 123 56
138 With that, a KN95 and a current VAX card, you can go anywhere in the solar system! 1.5378 0.03356 437 255 129 53
139 The suit is slimming and you'll weigh six times less on the moon. 1.5377 0.03494 398 231 120 47
140 Have you visited our satellite location? 1.5358 0.03348 433 256 120 54
141 Are you able to comfortably take one small step? 1.5354 0.03251 452 269 127 53
142 The suit and helmet say "ready for the next catastrophe" and the cummerbund says" I'm a man about town." 1.5354 0.03547 452 282 98 72
143 We call it our Pandemic Tux. 1.5347 0.03322 432 250 133 49
144 And for a small additional charge we can add a windshield wiper 1.5347 0.03403 404 232 128 44
145 All the top billionaires are wearing this now. 1.5333 0.03342 420 242 132 46
146 Yes, Mr. Bezos, we can let out the helmet a bit. 1.5333 0.03462 435 267 106 62
147 It makes you look light years younger. 1.5312 0.03428 433 259 118 56
148 International Space Station eh? The last guy was just going to Whole Foods 1.5311 0.03724 386 236 95 55
149 Try taking one small step. 1.5309 0.03279 437 253 136 48
150 I f I may be so bold, it brings out your best features. 1.5294 0.03616 391 235 105 51
151 I see your point, but oxygen tanks would ruin the line. 1.5291 0.03534 395 234 113 48
152 Would you like to take a small step or one giant leap to get a feel for it? 1.5286 0.03525 420 255 108 57
153 Best of all,nobody will ask if you are vaccinated. 1.5285 0.03579 369 215 113 41
154 I said I was going to Nassau not NASA. 1.5281 0.03699 392 241 95 56
155 The cummerbund is what makes it formal. 1.5278 0.03571 413 252 104 57
156 Halston,we have a problem. 1.5273 0.03641 385 232 103 50
157 I’m glad you like it. I personally prefer the vaccine. 1.5262 0.03557 420 258 103 59
158 Wow! You look like a couple hundred billion bucks. 1.5253 0.03761 356 214 97 45
159 I realize it is against my self interest, but wouldn’t it be cheaper to just get vaccinated? 1.5242 0.03833 372 232 85 55
160 If you think it looks too much like a space suit, you could add a silk scarf. 1.5242 0.03757 372 228 93 51
161 I think we covered all your problem areas. 1.5241 0.03517 395 235 113 47
162 It's the perfect disguise and fit for a prince, Andrew 1.5236 0.03663 382 232 100 50
163 Well, you did say your wife sucks all the oxygen out of the room. 1.5227 0.03753 375 231 92 52
164 The cummerbund really works on this one. 1.5226 0.03389 421 250 122 49
165 It says you're super rich, without saying you're super rich. 1.5214 0.03647 397 245 97 55
166 Definitely says billionaire. 1.5210 0.03775 357 217 94 46
167 Let's check the inseam, take one small step. 1.5208 0.03723 361 218 98 45
168 Well, you did say you wanted to look like a man on a mission. 1.5205 0.03630 365 217 106 42
169 Why yes sir, it's what all the billionaires are wearing now. 1.5201 0.03788 373 232 88 53
170 May I show you the jet pack accessory? 1.5193 0.03406 389 225 124 39
171 It’s what ALL the billionaires are wearing this year. 1.5186 0.03862 349 215 87 47
172 You’ll be THE MAN on the moon! 1.5183 0.03615 409 255 96 58
173 Let me go grab some ties. 1.5178 0.03651 394 244 96 54
174 At lunch or at launch, this lightweight suit will make a dramatic entrance." 1.5172 0.03739 377 234 91 52
175 And where is the wedding? 1.5169 0.03783 356 218 92 46
176 No one has ever come back to complain 1.5168 0.03683 387 240 94 53
177 I can add a vent. 1.5163 0.03617 337 195 110 32
178 Plus, it's equally appropriate for climate change AND pandemic. 1.5152 0.03625 363 217 105 41
179 For less formal events, you can lose the cummerbund. 1.5148 0.03412 406 242 119 45
180 Planning a trip, Mr. Bezos? 1.5147 0.03633 373 226 102 45
181 I dunno…it’s so 2001 1.5146 0.03663 377 231 98 48
182 For this style suit, we recommend no vent. 1.5141 0.03757 354 216 94 44
183 Fine, don't take my advice. But, you can't make fashion decisions in a vacuum. 1.5141 0.03736 354 215 96 43
184 It's so 2001. 1.5138 0.03870 327 198 90 39
185 We do have the charcoal-grey option if lift-off will be after Labor Day 1.5136 0.03343 368 221 110 37
186 This a new line that just launched. 1.5134 0.03704 374 231 94 49
187 Fat? You look positively weightless. 1.5132 0.03641 380 233 99 48
188 You're right about the zipper. 1.5122 0.04004 328 205 78 45
189 ....and it's 100% effective against COVID, influenza, and dating. 1.5118 0.03777 338 204 95 39
190 Oh yes, I'm certain. All of the self-important billionaires are wearing that this year 1.5115 0.03785 348 222 76 49
191 Now we just need the perfect tie. 1.5112 0.03809 358 223 87 48
192 It looks amazing, but you’ll still have to show proof of vaccination. 1.5109 0.03750 368 229 90 49
193 I assure you, it's the latest trend among billionaires. 1.5104 0.03742 335 208 86 41
194 Correct, you do not need to wear a face mask with this outfit. 1.5102 0.03544 394 241 105 48
195 Honestly, this is all I've got in a 36" neck. 1.5088 0.03834 342 211 88 43
196 So this is your first,in-person Covid date? 1.5076 0.03877 329 202 87 40
197 Just try not to sneeze 1.5075 0.03849 335 206 88 41
198 Space suits you 1.5074 0.03967 337 213 77 47
199 You look like a REAL astronaut now, Mr. Bezos! 1.5070 0.03855 355 224 82 49
200 This ensemble also works for sudden decompression, radiation leaks and beekeeping. 1.5069 0.03745 361 224 91 46
201 If you could just take one small step forward. 1.5063 0.03703 320 198 86 36
202 Well yes, it is dry clean only 1.5056 0.03591 356 213 106 37
203 Now you're ready for your date with Miss Universe. 1.5050 0.04099 303 189 75 39
204 Yes, this year Gucci teamed up with Fauci for what they are calling the Next Variant Line. 1.5044 0.03883 339 212 83 44
205 Yes, there are two options. Add a zipper, or waterproof the boots. 1.5044 0.03792 339 208 91 40
206 Yes, it will definitely handle the air in Manhattan, sir. 1.5034 0.03898 298 178 90 30
207 Fabulous-- the spitting image of a heartless billionaire! 1.5033 0.04162 302 191 70 41
208 Perhaps a scarf to liven things up? 1.5031 0.03965 322 201 80 41
209 When masks and social distancing just don't feel like enough. 1.5030 0.03635 338 201 104 33
210 This is from our ‘richest man alive overcompensating” collection 1.5015 0.03990 337 216 73 48
211 Houston, we have an inseam problem. 1.5000 0.04152 290 181 73 36
212 Yes, unfortunately, going to the bathroom in the suit will void the warranty. 1.5000 0.03829 348 219 84 45
213 It really says,'Covid, Schmovid, I'm living my life'. 1.5000 0.03943 308 189 84 35
214 I totally agree. The cummerbund makes the outfit. 1.5000 0.03541 372 226 106 40
215 You're right. It is better without lapels. 1.5000 0.03731 332 201 96 35
216 No, the oxygen is extra. 1.4986 0.03613 347 209 103 35
217 The cummerbund is timeless. 1.4968 0.03932 312 193 83 36
218 It works with or without the cummerbund 1.4967 0.03880 306 186 88 32
219 No,it actually makes you look weightless. 1.4956 0.03713 343 211 94 38
220 It really flatters your face. 1.4953 0.04042 319 204 72 43
221 So, what do you do? 1.4953 0.03962 317 199 79 39
222 Don’t you love how the cinched waist keeps it from screaming Space Tourist? 1.4935 0.03943 308 191 82 35
223 We also have it in fireman and pirate. 1.4932 0.04044 292 181 78 33
224 …Or you could always go with the tinfoil 1.4918 0.04131 305 196 68 41
225 I definitely recommend the oxygen-tank accessory. 1.4915 0.04099 295 186 73 36
226 I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't let out the waist. 1.4907 0.03841 322 200 86 36
227 We don't really sell them as separates. 1.4905 0.03655 316 188 101 27
228 So long as you’re off the moon by Labor Day, classic white will work. 1.4901 0.03981 304 190 79 34
229 It's not that stylish but it's what the teachers' union recommends for in person learning. 1.4893 0.04172 280 176 71 33
230 Why, yes, yes I am wearing my shoes on the wrong feet. 1.4891 0.04400 276 180 57 39
231 It's our best seller, we call it the ultra extreme N95. 1.4890 0.04017 319 205 72 42
232 I'm an accountant, but my boss told me I should dress for the job I want. 1.4887 0.03960 309 194 79 36
233 You'll look thinner when you're weightless. 1.4886 0.03759 307 190 85 31
234 Oh, trust me, when you hit 4 G’s, you’ll want that extra room in your inseam. 1.4880 0.03903 334 214 77 43
235 Bounce around the store, see how it feels. 1.4878 0.04006 287 177 80 30
236 My mom told me I should start dressing for the job I want, not the job I have. 1.4878 0.03714 328 201 94 33
237 It offers complete protection against every form of Covid. The only problem is eating and drinking. 1.4876 0.04108 283 177 74 32
238 With this suit your wife will give you all the space you need. 1.4865 0.04285 259 162 68 29
239 Just remove the cummerbund for a more casual look. 1.4850 0.03954 301 188 80 33
240 It says, "I'm bold, yet I have no faith in our environmental policies." 1.4848 0.03689 328 201 95 32
241 Should be good for at least the next three variants. 1.4846 0.04204 293 190 64 39
242 It's so 1969! 1.4835 0.04023 273 167 80 26
243 With this and an N95 you're ready to date again. 1.4831 0.03984 325 211 71 43
244 That's the Branson model. We also have the Musk and the Bezos. 1.4828 0.03662 290 170 100 20
245 You said you wanted to look like a Billionarie. 1.4826 0.03934 288 177 83 28
246 Frankly, to me it still looks a bit 1969. 1.4821 0.04140 280 177 71 32
247 Sir, I don't think 'men are from mars' was meant to be taken literally. 1.4815 0.04122 270 168 74 28
248 You have a good eye sir. Indeed, this is our bespoke N95 suit. 1.4808 0.03877 312 196 82 34
249 And, you can go anywhere without a mask. 1.4806 0.03949 310 197 77 36
250 Makes subway travel almost a pleasure. 1.4805 0.04214 256 159 71 26
251 May I suggest you kick it up a notch with a jet pack? 1.4803 0.03784 304 186 90 28
252 N95’s are so passé. 1.4799 0.04122 273 176 63 32
253 This suit is approved by all the major cruise lines. 1.4796 0.03917 319 204 77 38
254 Oh, the places you'll go! 1.4796 0.04099 269 167 75 27
255 Its what all the anti-vaxxers are wearing to the Trump rally! 1.4790 0.04223 286 186 63 37
256 It fits fine, but I still think you’ve misinterpreted the CDC guidelines. 1.4788 0.04031 307 198 71 38
257 You might want to know that Neil Armstrong bought his very first suit right here. 1.4774 0.04098 266 165 75 26
258 It just seems to lack a sense of gravity. 1.4770 0.04227 283 184 63 36
259 Trust me. All the cool billionaires are wearing this. 1.4769 0.04190 281 181 66 34
260 Just stellar. 1.4768 0.03943 302 191 78 33
261 Take your time. I don't want you to feel any pressure. 1.4764 0.04115 296 192 67 37
262 Gravity adds at least fifteen pounds. 1.4762 0.04022 273 169 78 26
263 Do you launch to the left or the right? 1.4757 0.03958 309 198 75 36
264 So who is this Hal? 1.4756 0.04375 246 156 63 27
265 It'll loosen up a bit once you're pressurized. 1.4739 0.03911 287 178 82 27
266 So, how long have you been a billionaire? 1.4739 0.03877 306 193 81 32
267 This suit really says “dress for the job you want.” 1.4739 0.03905 306 194 79 33
268 Remember, the gravity adds ten pounds. 1.4735 0.04045 283 179 74 30
269 It's from our dress for the job you want not the job you have collection. 1.4735 0.04045 283 179 74 30
270 Yes, this is what all the billionaires will be wearing this spring. 1.4735 0.04167 283 183 66 34
271 I think you look out of this world. 1.4733 0.03740 281 168 93 20
272 Dress for the job you want, right? 1.4733 0.04349 262 169 60 32
273 The material breathes. Is that a problem? 1.4731 0.04057 260 160 77 23
274 Don't worry, gravity adds 150 pounds. 1.4729 0.03946 277 171 81 25
275 That's one giant leap for menswear. 1.4721 0.04198 269 172 67 30
276 This is our most popular suit for those traveling to Florida. It's designed to keep you alive. 1.4712 0.04097 278 177 71 30
277 Of course there’s always a chance the CDC could change this recommendation. 1.4700 0.04075 283 181 71 31
278 Alterations typically take two weeks. But we can have yours ready in 10...9...8...7...6... 1.4696 0.03825 296 184 85 27
279 It comes with a one light-year exchange warranty 1.4691 0.04065 275 174 73 28
280 Go ahead. It’s fitted with a diaper. 1.4690 0.04432 258 170 55 33
281 You can literally go anywhere in it. 1.4682 0.04050 267 167 75 25
282 Slimming? You look weightless. 1.4680 0.03724 344 222 83 39
283 The suit looks great! No pressure though. 1.4679 0.04343 265 174 58 33
284 And it's authorized for all the new mutations after omicron. 1.4677 0.04301 263 171 61 31
285 Or you could just carry proof of vaccination when you fly. . . . 1.4676 0.04128 278 179 68 31
286 Yes Miss Sullivan you can go back to teaching in your classroom now. 1.4675 0.04595 246 164 49 33
287 Trust me, that is the new ‘look’ for billionaires 1.4669 0.04259 272 178 61 33
288 Go ahead, scream. No one will hear you. 1.4667 0.04334 240 152 64 24
289 I really think it’s going to take off. 1.4667 0.04085 270 171 72 27
290 The suit costs $100,000, but a trip to the moon is included. 1.4659 0.04255 264 171 63 30
291 Now if you’ll just take one giant step toward me, I’ll get you measured. 1.4656 0.03903 262 167 70 24
292 Yes, it's the newest attire for cruise ships. 1.4656 0.04508 247 163 53 31
293 The catheter is extra. 1.4652 0.04052 273 173 73 27
294 That cummerbund really makes it. 1.4648 0.03842 284 176 84 24
295 Trust me, you look out of this world! 1.4646 0.04395 226 142 63 21
296 It says billionaire AND essential worker! 1.4643 0.04649 252 172 43 37
297 Of course,any alterations would be fatal. 1.4642 0.04408 265 177 53 35
298 In this suit, you can go anywhere but the restroom. 1.4640 0.04251 278 184 59 35
299 You rock it. 1.4628 0.04424 242 157 58 27
300 A fine fit, Sir, but we still recommend the underpants be worn on the inside. 1.4622 0.04711 238 161 44 33
301 A zipper is extra. 1.4622 0.04344 251 163 60 28
302 You’re still not sure? Come on man, it’s not rocket science! 1.4619 0.04507 236 154 55 27
303 Airtight or your money back 1.4619 0.04467 236 153 57 26
304 A really nice feature of this outfit is that you don't need to bother with a mask. 1.4609 0.04135 256 162 70 24
305 I think space suits you. 1.4606 0.04232 254 163 65 26
306 I think it gives you some gravitas. 1.4606 0.04197 241 151 69 21
307 Where did you say your destination wedding is? 1.4606 0.04319 241 154 63 24
308 So, where’s the wedding? 1.4603 0.04294 252 163 62 27
309 Go ahead… take one small step. 1.4603 0.04345 239 153 62 24
310 Trust me, all the billionaires are wearing it! 1.4597 0.04191 248 157 68 23
311 And that’s why they call me “Tailor to the Stars!” 1.4592 0.04298 233 147 65 21
312 We also have this look in Earth tones for the Fall season. 1.4591 0.04268 257 167 62 28
313 And after Halloween, you can wear it on planes and in federal buildings." 1.4585 0.04649 229 152 49 28
314 The mirror adds ten pounds, but you won't have to worry about that where you're going! 1.4583 0.03897 288 183 78 27
315 This is from our Bezos line. I can also show you something very similar from Musk collection. 1.4583 0.04114 264 168 69 26
316 It’s very Blue Origin, with hints of Virgin Galactic.” 1.4580 0.04275 238 151 65 22
317 You wanted classic MTV, I gave you classic MTV. 1.4579 0.04937 214 145 40 29
318 Dress for the job that you want, I always say. 1.4577 0.03904 284 180 78 26
319 Are you sure the bathroom break function is on? 1.4577 0.04335 260 172 57 31
320 I think you look stellar. 1.4568 0.04252 243 155 65 23
321 Now you look like a man who's going places! 1.4561 0.04343 239 154 61 24
322 Ground control to Major Wow! 1.4560 0.04008 250 155 76 19
323 Can I interest you in an oxygen tank to go with that? 1.4559 0.04059 272 175 70 27
324 Is is for a special occasion? 1.4553 0.03854 257 157 83 17
325 Of course it's roomy. It's a space suit. 1.4549 0.04326 255 168 58 29
326 Where can I put my phone? 1.4545 0.04141 242 152 70 20
327 Sorry, I do not know if leaving Earth voids any outstanding warrants, but I do think the belt is slimming President Trump. 1.4541 0.04779 218 146 45 27
328 Catheter or Depends ? 1.4537 0.04676 216 142 50 24
329 You should get several light years out of this suit. 1.4534 0.04257 236 150 65 21
330 Yes, but it's one giant leap for fashion. 1.4530 0.04196 234 145 66 19
331 It's what all the billionaires are wearing these days. 1.4527 0.04210 243 155 66 22
332 Sure, you'll be weightless, but the suit adds ten pounds. 1.4524 0.03867 294 189 77 28
333 It's not going to feel as tight when there is no gravity 1.4524 0.04063 252 159 72 21
334 It looks great on me, I just don't think I'd ever really wear it. 1.4520 0.04202 250 161 65 24
335 Forget the catwalk, you're ready for the moon walk! 1.4519 0.04341 239 155 60 24
336 I'm sorry sir. The oxygen tank is sold separately. 1.4518 0.04450 228 148 57 23
337 It’s the latest in cruise-ship wear. 1.4510 0.04877 204 136 44 24
338 Now pretend to hop in slow motion. 1.4510 0.04623 204 131 54 19
339 Let’s take it in more. The wedding is light years away. 1.4502 0.03662 251 169 59 22
340 Yes, this is the metaverse. 1.4493 0.04625 207 134 53 20
341 You’ll practically feel weightless in this suit. 1.4490 0.04183 245 157 66 22
342 Unlike a KN95, this won't fog your glasses. 1.4486 0.04706 214 142 48 24
343 Yes. It does count as a mask. 1.4483 0.04311 203 125 65 13
344 It depends. What kind of atmosphere are you thinking of? 1.4478 0.04419 230 150 57 23
345 Where's the fly? 1.4474 0.04447 228 149 56 23
346 Yes, Elon’s is red. 1.4464 0.04277 224 142 64 18
347 Let me know if you have enough space. 1.4462 0.04111 251 161 68 22
348 Well, now your ready for the Republican convention. 1.4459 0.04694 231 158 43 30
349 Houston, we have a winner! 1.4458 0.04182 240 156 62 22
350 Yes. Works both remote and in-person ... no one will know if you're there or not. 1.4452 0.04127 283 190 60 33
351 Keep in mind that chafing is not a concern in zero gravity. 1.4444 0.04808 216 147 42 27
352 If you decide to get vaccinated, I have a beautiful linen suit to try on. 1.4424 0.04562 217 143 52 22
353 Is it true that you're going to be the first Amazon delivery man on the moon?" 1.4417 0.04788 206 138 45 23
354 Yes Mr Bezos, you look just like a real astronaut! 1.4417 0.04323 240 158 58 24
355 It's what all the billionaires are wearing. 1.4412 0.04822 204 137 44 23
356 And, it's 100% N95. 1.4405 0.04414 227 149 56 22
357 Yes Mr. Bezos. The cummerbund can be removed for casual space travel. 1.4404 0.04591 218 145 50 23
358 It really makes you look 60 years younger Mr. Shatner 1.4393 0.04412 214 138 58 18
359 Wedgie proof - as requested 1.4392 0.04820 189 124 47 18
360 If you should encounter life out there, I'm sure it will be impressed. 1.4389 0.04499 221 146 53 22
361 Complete with a bespoke titanium codpiece. 1.4389 0.04289 221 144 58 19
362 And it’s VERY universal. 1.4386 0.04219 228 146 64 18
363 You look like 188 billion bucks, Jeff. 1.4383 0.04387 235 156 55 24
364 Wow,it really brings out your eye. 1.4380 0.04452 242 164 50 28
365 I suppose you could wear it for that, but it's really great for restaurants, shops and crowded subways. 1.4369 0.04531 206 134 54 18
366 I don’t think boldly going where no man has gone before includes pleats. 1.4368 0.04102 261 172 64 25
367 Very smart, sir. Will you be wearing it out? Just a reminder to not mix up the tubes: feeding on the right, relief on the left. 1.4353 0.04592 232 159 45 28
368 This is the omicron fit. Classic COVID and delta are a little looser. 1.4350 0.04422 223 147 55 21
369 It's from our new "NOmicron" collection. 1.4348 0.04717 207 139 46 22
370 This is our cutting edge suit for the next COVID variant. 1.4343 0.04603 198 129 52 17
371 You'll be well-suited for the next variant 1.4335 0.04576 203 133 52 18
372 If I let out that crotch, you’ll be able to boldly go where no man has gone before. 1.4335 0.04784 203 137 44 22
373 Now try your small step. 1.4332 0.04164 217 137 66 14
374 Stunningly non-binary, if I do say so. 1.4330 0.04893 194 131 42 21
375 No, too long in the sleeves is a good thing in space. 1.4329 0.03699 231 149 68 14
376 All ready for COVID-20? 1.4328 0.04177 238 155 63 20
377 It’s all the rage among the unvaccinated crowd. 1.4322 0.04854 199 135 42 22
378 Wow! Nobody would know you are an Alien! 1.4320 0.04681 206 138 47 21
379 It’s from our pandemic collection. 1.4318 0.04463 220 146 53 21
380 You are ready for the next variant! 1.4316 0.04738 190 125 48 17
381 It's perfect for travel. 1.4315 0.04097 248 161 65 21
382 There’s also a functional arm flap for future vaccinations. 1.4314 0.04396 204 131 58 15
383 Sir, the billionaire-with-money-to-burn look is so in right now 1.4313 0.04649 211 142 47 22
384 It looks out of this world! 1.4312 0.04445 218 144 54 20
385 Looks like you're ready to leave your house again. 1.4306 0.04327 216 140 59 17
386 ...and the best part is you can drink your own urine. 1.4304 0.04660 230 160 41 29
387 And it conceals acne, old age, even death! 1.4302 0.05069 179 121 39 19
388 From our Back-to-the-office collection 1.4302 0.04616 179 114 53 12
389 I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that 1.4302 0.04815 179 117 47 15
390 Of course he looks like you. That's how mirrors work. 1.4301 0.05177 193 136 31 26
391 It makes you look ten light years younger 1.4301 0.04854 193 130 43 19
392 No worries! We can add the fly when you are back in town. 1.4300 0.04729 200 134 46 20
393 You said you’re still working remotely? 1.4294 0.04984 177 118 42 17
394 With that suit you can go where no man has gone before 1.4292 0.04236 219 141 62 16
395 Keep in mind you will be 40 pounds lighter on the moon. 1.4292 0.04105 233 150 66 17
396 The latest in post-COVID, pre-climate collapse action wear. 1.4286 0.04781 203 138 43 22
397 It's a great look... we'll just make a few alterations to your sense of reality. 1.4286 0.04870 189 127 43 19
398 You can only tell it's the women's suit design by its lack of pockets. 1.4286 0.04744 196 131 46 19
399 It will be great to travel again. 1.4286 0.04312 217 141 59 17
400 Guaranteed you'll be safe at Coachella now! 1.4280 0.04199 236 155 61 20
401 Dress for the mission you want, not the mission you have. 1.4279 0.04630 215 146 46 23
402 With this suit, no one can tell you're a dog. 1.4279 0.04968 201 140 36 25
403 Don't worry, where you're going no one cares how you look 1.4278 0.05047 180 122 39 19
404 Who’s the billionaire now sir ? 1.4274 0.04598 234 163 42 29
405 We call this look COVID Chic 1.4272 0.04265 213 137 61 15
406 You look positively out of this world! 1.4272 0.04728 206 140 44 22
407 It's waterproof, in case you find some. 1.4271 0.04902 199 137 39 23
408 We can add an oxygen tank for only $999 1.4271 0.04582 192 125 52 15
409 It takes fashion to new heights. 1.4270 0.04702 185 121 49 15
410 I think the spanks did the trick, Mr. Shatner. 1.4270 0.04961 178 119 42 17
411 I'm just surprised they have you working from home. 1.4269 0.05241 171 117 35 19
412 Going far on your vacation, Sir? 1.4267 0.04293 232 154 57 21
413 Yes, it does repel Omicrons, but somehow it attracts Phi Beta Kappas. 1.4265 0.04607 204 136 49 19
414 I assume you won’t be needing a tie? 1.4263 0.04367 190 120 59 11
415 Yes,we take the Explorer Card. 1.4254 0.04901 181 121 43 17
416 A fly? 1.4252 0.04548 214 144 49 21
417 You're going to like the way your body doesn't explode in space's vacuum, I guarantee it. 1.4249 0.04960 193 133 38 22
418 It's also kitten-proof. 1.4247 0.04924 186 126 41 19
419 We’re you looking for something more down to earth? 1.4245 0.04579 212 143 48 21
420 Believe me, once you get to the moon, it will be a babe magnet. 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
421 It says more than "I'm going places", it says "I'm never coming back!" 1.4235 0.04275 196 124 61 11
422 So, what is the occasion? 1.4233 0.04866 189 128 42 19
423 It's one small step for man, and generally a medium for women. 1.4227 0.04362 220 146 55 19
424 Our standard charge for alterations is $1,327,958.63 1.4223 0.04824 206 143 39 24
425 You and space suit each other. 1.4221 0.04577 199 132 50 17
426 Have you tried turning it off and back on again? 1.4216 0.04497 204 135 52 17
427 Overall, I think you have plenty of space. 1.4211 0.03979 247 160 68 18
428 I assure you, nothing could convey obscene wealth more 1.4207 0.05189 164 111 37 16
429 Now, on which side do you place your light saber? 1.4206 0.04687 214 148 42 24
430 Can I ask if you’re an astronaut or billionaire? 1.4203 0.04397 207 136 55 16
431 The black sash really brings the suit to life. 1.4201 0.04469 219 148 50 21
432 And it protects against all future variants. 1.4199 0.04638 181 118 50 13
433 Well don’t you just look out of this world. 1.4199 0.04896 181 122 42 17
434 You say this will be the farthest you have traveled to a destination wedding? 1.4199 0.04769 181 120 46 15
435 Would you like it airconditioned? 1.4194 0.04552 186 121 52 13
436 And you can pee in it. 1.4192 0.04646 198 133 47 18
437 What do you mean your nose itches? 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
438 Does this suit make me look weightless? 1.4187 0.04564 203 136 49 18
439 Pockets? Well, no. Why do you ask? 1.4186 0.04874 172 114 44 14
440 Way better than N95! 1.4184 0.04680 196 132 46 18
441 You, good sir, are now ready to walk the streets of New York! 1.4183 0.04537 208 140 49 19
442 Mr. Bezos, since you work at Amazon, you'll appreciate the built-in urinal. 1.4180 0.04685 189 126 47 16
443 It's our newest antivax suit. 1.4180 0.04685 189 126 47 16
444 I was skeptical about the cummerbund, but you rock it. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
445 Are you sure this is one of the Village People? 1.4179 0.04649 201 136 46 19
446 Yes, but can I moonwalk in it? 1.4175 0.04360 194 125 57 12
447 Yes, Elon, the cummerbund is a little too much. 1.4171 0.04517 199 132 51 16
448 You look absolutely out of this world. 1.4171 0.04589 211 144 46 21
449 And it's wrinkle-free, making it ideal for travel. 1.4167 0.04632 192 128 48 16
450 Yes, the mirror adds twenty pounds, but earth orbit takes it right off. 1.4163 0.04148 209 134 63 12
451 If you could see through the visor, you'd realize how great you look in that suit. 1.4158 0.04413 202 133 54 15
452 And it comes with an N95 mask! 1.4157 0.04887 178 120 42 16
453 It should be a bit snug. Everyone loses weight up there. 1.4157 0.04480 178 114 54 10
454 Stellar, absolutely stellar! 1.4156 0.03883 231 147 72 12
455 Will monsieur be wearing it in actual outer space? 1.4155 0.04392 207 137 54 16
456 The latest in PPE. 1.4154 0.04463 195 128 53 14
457 Relax; no one at prom will know you have acne. 1.4153 0.04791 183 123 44 16
458 This and a booster shot should do it. 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
459 Would you like additional compensation padding in the crotch area, Mr. Musk? 1.4149 0.04819 188 128 42 18
460 You are ready for the school board meeting. 1.4146 0.05254 164 113 34 17
461 The great thing is you don’t have to wear a mask! 1.4144 0.05075 181 126 35 20
462 I promise you will look slimmer on Mars. 1.4141 0.04395 227 155 50 22
463 Now you tell me you have a week bladder? 1.4140 0.04915 186 128 39 19
464 This is all I have where the boots match the belt. 1.4138 0.04898 174 117 42 15
465 You'll go far in this outfit. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
466 It’s so you. Whatever it is that you are. 1.4138 0.04396 203 134 54 15
467 Covid mandate compliant AND slimming. 1.4138 0.04284 203 132 58 13
468 I let a little air out. 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
469 I couldn't follow all of NASA's guidelines but you look fabulous. 1.4136 0.04526 191 126 51 14
470 I can have it ready two years from Tuesday. Good? 1.4133 0.04504 196 130 51 15
471 John Glenn wore this to his high school reunion." 1.4130 0.04770 184 124 44 16
472 It's a custom blend of all the right stuff. 1.4130 0.04953 184 127 38 19
473 It looks like you are all ready for your cruise now. 1.4129 0.04536 201 134 47 17
474 The mirror adds a few light years. 1.4128 0.04797 172 114 45 13
475 It fits you to a T minus 10 and counting 1.4127 0.04857 189 130 40 19
476 It's a little out there, but it suits you. 1.4127 0.04496 189 124 52 13
477 Let me guess, you're an anti-vaxxer? 1.4124 0.04968 177 121 39 17
478 All the billionaires are wearing them this season. 1.4124 0.04903 177 120 41 16
479 You're ready for a night with the stars 1.4121 0.04992 182 126 37 19
480 I was going to buy that outfit myself. But people tell me I already look like a space cadet. 1.4121 0.04398 199 131 54 14
481 Full-bodied HEPA filtration is all the rage this season. 1.4115 0.04030 209 133 66 10
482 Now you can still tell your friends you're anti-masks. 1.4112 0.04656 197 134 45 18
483 You won't even need a booster 1.4104 0.04263 212 140 57 15
484 It comes with the vaccination port on the upper right arm. 1.4103 0.05597 156 111 26 19
485 Facemasks are so last year. 1.4099 0.05173 161 110 36 15
486 You're going to rock that red planet carpet. 1.4098 0.05030 183 128 35 20
487 Waste portal? Well, that’s depends. 1.4098 0.04658 183 122 47 14
488 I've designed for all variants 1.4098 0.04658 183 122 47 14
489 The cummerbund really brings it all together. 1.4094 0.04954 171 116 40 15
490 The mirror makes everyone lose muscle mass. 1.4086 0.04541 186 123 50 13
491 What could possibly go wrong, Major Tom? 1.4086 0.04790 186 127 42 17
492 It's all we have for the unvaccinated. 1.4085 0.05176 164 113 35 16
493 It makes you look like you're on your way up. 1.4085 0.04646 213 149 41 23
494 No, I think the Ugg boots really work with that outfit. 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
495 Let’s see how you look in other dimensions. 1.4078 0.04728 179 120 45 14
496 I don’t think it makes your head look too big . 1.4076 0.04274 211 140 56 15
497 Personally, I think you look out of this world. 1.4072 0.03722 221 152 51 16
498 A very suitable option for the unvaccinated, for sure! 1.4072 0.04871 194 136 37 21
499 I think you're ready for the MET Gala. 1.4068 0.04897 177 121 40 16
500 This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind for the launch party 1.4064 0.04769 187 128 42 17
501 Stellar. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
502 I know you love to drink TANG, so I let out a few inches in the waist. 1.4061 0.05079 165 113 37 15
503 It doesn’t matter if it makes you look fat, nobody will know that it’s you. 1.4057 0.05195 175 124 31 20
504 Are you attending the Bezos, Musk or Branson Halloween party? 1.4048 0.05083 168 116 36 16
505 Big night? 1.4048 0.04338 210 141 53 16
506 It's a great vintage look. 1.4046 0.04769 173 116 44 13
507 When it comes to style you really can't beat classic travel wear. 1.4046 0.04769 173 116 44 13
508 The very latest look for back-to-office-Covid-uncertain-gender-neutral-#me-too-aware-end-of-the-world-also-uncertain fashion-trend. 1.4043 0.04983 188 133 34 21
509 You'll never have sex again, but you won't get COVID. 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
510 Thanks, Harold, but I still don't think this is what she meant by "give me space." 1.4034 0.04913 176 121 39 16
511 Hermetically sealed is the new black. 1.4031 0.04694 191 131 43 17
512 How much for just the urine transfer connector? 1.4031 0.04694 191 131 43 17
513 Now you're ready for the latest variant! 1.4030 0.04635 201 139 43 19
514 Covid Coutour 1.4028 0.04302 216 146 53 17
515 It looks great, but do you have enough space in your closet? 1.4025 0.05135 159 109 36 14
516 No, I have not seen the film DON’T LOOK UP. Why do you ask? 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
517 I think you're going to love it...it's going to be no more "wear a mask," "wash your hands," " stand six feet apart. 1.4020 0.04501 199 135 48 16
518 And we print your vaccination dates on the front, free. 1.4020 0.04585 204 141 44 19
519 And here you have our Elon Musk model. It's outrageously expensive, and you can only wear it once. 1.4012 0.04734 167 111 45 11
520 This is much better than an N95 mask. 1.4010 0.04589 197 135 45 17
521 Elon Musk has one just like it. 1.4010 0.04378 207 140 51 16
522 What’s your line of work? 1.4000 0.04352 205 138 52 15
523 I also have it in blue. 1.4000 0.04953 160 108 40 12
524 It's the most popular look in our pandemic line. 1.4000 0.04894 170 116 40 14
525 Forward-looking and pandemic-friendly, this is the last suit you'll ever need! 1.4000 0.04899 195 139 34 22
526 Impressive, but you still need proof of vaccination. 1.4000 0.04822 170 115 42 13
527 When I told you I wanted to look out of this world, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
528 In five years, everyone on Mars will be wearing it. 1.4000 0.04822 170 115 42 13
529 New job? 1.4000 0.05146 155 106 36 13
530 I think you’ll find it quite spacious. 1.3991 0.04369 218 150 49 19
531 Now that’s how you make a re-entrance. 1.3990 0.04537 193 131 47 15
532 I assure you, the vacuum seal doesn't make you look fat. 1.3989 0.04316 178 115 55 8
533 Does this KN95 Helmet make me look fat? 1.3988 0.04832 173 118 41 14
534 It's you. I think. Maybe. I can't tell. 1.3988 0.04832 173 118 41 14
535 Beats getting vaccinated. 1.3987 0.05231 158 110 33 15
536 It fits Uranus perfectly. 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
537 It makes you look 180 pounds lighter. 1.3977 0.04773 176 120 42 14
538 We recommend you wear a NASA certified diaper during fittings. 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
539 The cummerbund can be removed for less formal occasions 1.3977 0.04799 171 116 42 13
540 The cummerbund ties it all together. 1.3976 0.04825 166 112 42 12
541 Since Omicron, these have been selling like hotcakes. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
542 Now that's what I call PPE ! 1.3971 0.04449 209 144 47 18
543 You could definitely wear that to a party with the right atmosphere. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
544 I put Dr. Fauci in one of these just last week. 1.3966 0.05079 174 123 33 18
545 So is this upcoming trip business or pleasure? 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
546 It takes light years off your age! 1.3960 0.04744 149 97 45 7
547 This is what all the billionaires are wearing this year. 1.3958 0.04428 192 129 50 13
548 It's what all the heartless billionaires are wearing this season. 1.3957 0.04757 187 130 40 17
549 Perfect for Zoom meetings 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
550 No, the bridesmaids will get a clear visor. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
551 It's the latest CDC recommendation. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
552 It’s the lack of gravity that’s slimming. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
553 No, the guy in the mirror is not laughing at you! 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
554 And you’ll never have to wear a mask again. 1.3952 0.04533 210 147 43 20
555 Yes… this the latest in PPE dinner wear 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
556 Looks medieval....might I suggest accessorizing with the chastity belt, for your upcoming trip to Texas? 1.3949 0.05328 157 111 30 16
557 It's the new N-95,000 mask! 1.3946 0.05592 147 105 26 16
558 Look at you! You're a real astronaut, not some billionaire in a jumpsuit! 1.3946 0.05592 147 105 26 16
559 Sorry we can't deliver to that adress. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
560 Now, no one can accuse you of being too down-to-earth. 1.3943 0.04989 175 123 35 17
561 Office casual" has changed a little since you were last measured 1.3939 0.04840 165 112 41 12
562 Guaranteed safer than a mask alone, PLUS no need to use a public bathroom! 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
563 Of course, for your trip, you won't be needing the warranty." 1.3939 0.04916 165 112 39 13
564 Astronaut? More like astro-hot, am I right? 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
565 Don't worry...you wear this on the A Train, and you'll have an entire car to yourself 1.3934 0.04372 183 121 52 10
566 Plus,you won't have to mask up. 1.3934 0.04767 183 127 40 16
567 No sir, I would not recommend that you fart. 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
568 The cummerbund really brings out your eye. 1.3930 0.04570 201 140 43 18
569 It's perfect for any event with no atmosphere. 1.3929 0.04779 168 114 42 12
570 It’s part of my nuclear winter collection. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
571 Trust me, it accentuates your best features. 1.3926 0.04641 163 108 46 9
572 Now you can go as Jeff Bezos 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
573 That's one small alteration for a man, one giant invoice for NASA. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
574 I believe it's a look you'll feel comfortable with anywhere in the galaxy. 1.3917 0.04326 217 150 49 18
575 You can’t even tell you’re wearing a diaper. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
576 They say dress for the job you want! 1.3916 0.04966 166 115 37 14
577 It’s the latest release in our COVID line. 1.3905 0.03666 210 149 45 15
578 Trust me. No one at the space station will expect a cumberbund. 1.3904 0.04811 187 131 37 18
579 No, a see-through mask won't make you sexier. 1.3902 0.04619 164 109 46 9
580 In space nobody can see your seams. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
581 Now you can enter anywhere without your vax card. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
582 It’s the latest look for billionaires! 1.3895 0.04755 190 134 38 18
583 I got rid of the oxygen tank. It just doesn't work with your body type. 1.3892 0.04641 167 112 45 10
584 No, ma'am, I simply said I don't think the little green men will care if you look fat. 1.3889 0.04687 180 124 42 14
585 And what about your groomsmen? 1.3889 0.04400 162 105 51 6
586 Queer eye for the space guy 1.3886 0.05047 175 125 32 18
587 Um, no Jeff. We can't do French cuffs. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
588 No one will know if you're wearing a mask or not! 1.3885 0.04752 157 105 43 9
589 The suit is a little spacious, but it looks out of this world. 1.3879 0.04219 165 113 43 9
590 In space no one can see the seam. 1.3878 0.04773 147 97 43 7
591 You absolutely have to add the codpiece! 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
592 It's the latest in election wear. It's meme proof, twitter proof and bullet proof. 1.3873 0.04747 173 119 41 13
593 I rather think we have achieved lift off, sir. 1.3873 0.04676 173 118 43 12
594 Will this be for business or pleasure? 1.3873 0.04603 173 117 45 11
595 Perfect. Now you’re ready to head to Costco. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
596 So what is it this time, global warming or an asteroid? 1.3873 0.04676 173 118 43 12
597 You'll be over the moon wearing this 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
598 Ahhh -suits you well - the ultimate Vacuous Space Billionaire! 1.3867 0.04600 181 124 44 13
599 No, the jet pack is not included. 1.3867 0.05075 150 103 36 11
600 To infinity and beyond? Nope, haven't heard that...since lunch. 1.3865 0.04871 163 111 38 12
601 Tres chic formal ware for at least the next three pandemics. 1.3865 0.04793 163 111 41 11
602 And, of course, you'll be wanting the optional air supply vest. 1.3864 0.05024 176 126 32 18
603 I said I wanted a suit with space, not for space 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
604 It's much more fashionable than Elon's or Jeff's 1.3864 0.04620 176 120 44 12
605 Maybe I’ll just go with a KN95 instead. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
606 It makes you look six times lighter. 1.3862 0.05103 145 99 36 10
607 Versace, we have a problem. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
608 The mirror adds zero gravity. 1.3860 0.04711 171 117 42 12
609 Honestly, Mr. Bezos, you still look like a d-bag. 1.3859 0.04923 184 132 33 19
610 You’re gonna love it. Whether you’re back in your cubicle or still working from home, nobody’ll know if you’re in there or not. 1.3858 0.04683 197 140 38 19
611 If I'm not mistaken, this is from a line that launched last spring. 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
612 Now the only person you can get covid from is yourself. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
613 It’s this season’s must have for the next variant. 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
614 To me, it says “Climate Change Trend Setter”. 1.3855 0.04454 166 112 45 9
615 It's quite popular with my billionaire customers. 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
616 No, I do not think wearing a coordinating cummerbund is too matchy-matchy. 1.3855 0.04832 179 126 37 16
617 Do I hear you humming, 'Fly Me to the Moon'? 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
618 It’ll loosen up once you’re in orbit. 1.3855 0.04961 179 128 33 18
619 Well you look out of this world 1.3854 0.04714 192 136 38 18
620 Going on a trip? 1.3846 0.05105 169 121 31 17
621 True, but covid masks are so last year. 1.3846 0.04766 156 105 42 9
622 Believe me, you'll take off in that outfit. 1.3846 0.04748 169 116 41 12
623 You'll be the envy of all the climate crisis survivors. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
624 With this on, both indoor and outdoor seating becomes an option. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
625 Will you be taking small steps or giant leaps? 1.3841 0.05304 151 107 30 14
626 It is guaranteed to be 71% more effective than a cloth mask, and much more stylish. 1.3838 0.04190 185 126 45 11
627 What's the occasion? 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
628 You really want to get out of the city this weekend! 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
629 We call it the Covid tuxedo. 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
630 But does it say ‘real astronaut’? 1.3833 0.04545 180 128 37 15
631 It's a little bulkier than your cruise ship apparel ,but you'll understand why when your ship leaves. 1.3831 0.04532 154 101 47 6
632 You can obviously tell it is not off the rack. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
633 Don't worry . Mr. Bezos I'll shorten it so you can see out the helmet 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
634 It's surprisingly breathable. 1.3820 0.04578 178 122 44 12
635 It looks great! But how does it fit on Uranus? 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
636 It's the latest from out COVID Omega line. 1.3817 0.04442 186 127 47 12
637 We call it, “The Billionaire” 1.3816 0.04408 207 145 45 17
638 Weightless doesn't have to equal shapeless. 1.3816 0.04434 207 148 40 19
639 Oh yesss, that’s what all the space billionaires are wearing this season! 1.3816 0.05192 152 107 32 13
640 It’s supposed to be an upgrade from the N95. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
641 It's what all the billionaires are wearing now for their earth-to-moon round trip vacations. 1.3812 0.04788 181 128 37 16
642 I know you just asked for a Covid-19 mask, but we're finding this gives somewhat better protection. 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
643 No, like really, really far out 1.3804 0.04473 184 126 46 12
644 So far no one came back to complain. 1.3803 0.05805 142 105 20 17
645 And there's a money-back guarantee if it leaks. 1.3799 0.04759 179 126 38 15
646 Perfect! Now show me a matching swimsuit. 1.3797 0.04718 158 107 42 9
647 So where’s the honeymoon? 1.3797 0.04454 158 104 48 6
648 I don’t know—it’s awfully expensive for a suit I’ll only get to wear one time. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
649 And in zero gravity you’ll feel slimmer too! 1.3797 0.04357 187 127 49 11
650 If you add a dinner jacket, you’ll have a mix-and-match travel wardrobe, 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
651 I appreciate how you’ve decided to take “Men are from Mars” to a whole new level. 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
652 You're more you than you've ever been, Major Tom! 1.3791 0.04437 182 124 47 11
653 And did I mention? Mask mandates will no longer apply! 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
654 Now you’re prepared to boldly go back to teaching in person. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
655 It’s not too…out there? 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
656 So what’s the occassion ? 1.3784 0.05019 148 102 36 10
657 In space, no one can see your seam. 1.3784 0.04320 185 125 50 10
658 I'm not so sure about the blackface. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
659 I love when the shoes match the belt. 1.3780 0.04600 164 111 44 9
660 And the best part is, you’ll never need a Covid test! 1.3780 0.04838 164 114 38 12
661 The pants legs are definitely too long. I can hear them now..."Take me up, Scotty" 1.3778 0.04537 180 124 44 12
662 Closed-toe shoe for this. Definitely. 1.3776 0.05326 143 101 30 12
663 Is the fabric breathable? Well, yes and no. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
664 Major Tom, you've really made the grade. 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
665 It's what everybody's wearing for the Spring variant of the virus! 1.3772 0.04851 167 117 37 13
666 At last I can call myself a tailor to the stars! 1.3772 0.05140 167 121 29 17
667 This hazmat is bullet-proof, antiviral, and defies facial image recognition. 1.3772 0.04776 167 116 39 12
668 You'll be the safest dude at the prom. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
669 In space, no one can tell your butt is big. 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
670 I think we can consider that Space Force interview nailed. 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
671 Monsieur Bezos, you should have thought of that before you tried on zee suit. 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
672 Does this helmet make my butt look small? 1.3765 0.05182 162 117 29 16
673 And you didn't think you could wear white after Labor Day. 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
674 Sure, we can have it ready in time for lift-off. 1.3759 0.05136 141 100 30 11
675 I think it could use an asteroid belt. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
676 Why the blank expression? 1.3758 0.05301 157 114 27 16
677 I wish you could see how good you look. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
678 Last season's collection was more down to earth. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
679 One small step for a tailor. One giant step for haberdashery. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
680 We might do shoulder pads. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
681 And you could also dress it up for evening with the metallic boots 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
682 It makes you look weightless. 1.3758 0.04371 165 117 37 11
683 Maybe try without the helmet? Chanel said to take one thing off before you leave the airlock. 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
684 I can also dress you for the job you have. 1.3750 0.05227 160 116 28 16
685 If you like this outfit, you'll love our next big launch. 1.3750 0.04386 176 119 48 9
686 Oxygen tanks? You never mentioned oxygen tanks. 1.3750 0.04877 176 126 34 16
687 It’s one giant leap for menswear. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
688 No, I don't think it's too revealing 1.3750 0.04586 160 113 36 11
689 It screams out of this world, doesn't it 1.3743 0.04617 179 125 41 13
690 A little secret......your savings on make-up will actually pay for the outfit. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
691 Well, it's not as effective as the N95 mask, but it is washable and stain resistant. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
692 Going somewhere? 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
693 And I can assure you that the included underwear won't bind upon reentry. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
694 Really, no need for alterations; it's universal fit. 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
695 You will look much slimmer when you add oxygen tanks 1.3725 0.04626 153 103 43 7
696 You did ask for something that will take you far. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
697 It's a cummerbund. 1.3723 0.04586 188 133 40 15
698 Do you have anything a little more casual for the apocalypse? 1.3722 0.05047 180 133 27 20
699 Hmmmmm.....Lets see if i've got that in an earth tone 1.3720 0.04507 164 111 45 8
700 One small stitch for me, one giant bill for you. 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
701 You look out of this world. 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
702 This is what all the billionaires are wearing into space this year. 1.3718 0.04335 156 110 37 9
703 It's all the rage with billionaires in space. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
704 Still can't believe they made you buy your own suit ma'am. 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
705 So, where are you going? 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
706 Didn't think you'd be back so soon! What's wrong? 1.3710 0.05891 124 90 22 12
707 Absolutely. Mylar is so hot right now. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
708 The mask is for COVID, and the suit is for anti-vaxxers 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
709 All the billionaires have them. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
710 It’s the latest in “back-to-office-wear.” 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
711 Is that a rocket in your pocket? 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
712 Yes, the cummerbund definitely completes this ensemble. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
713 Yes Sir, the suit is a tight fit right now but on the Moon you will only weigh 26 pounds. 1.3696 0.04252 184 125 50 9
714 And for another billion, we can make the gloves in black as well! 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
715 You’re ready to kick asteroid. 1.3694 0.05214 157 114 28 15
716 And it has enough air inside to survive a complete subway trip. 1.3693 0.04868 176 127 33 16
717 I always recommend leaving a little extra space for the diaper. 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
718 The CDC requires that it is airtight. 1.3687 0.05141 160 116 29 15
719 Yes, you do need this to go to the Knicks game. 1.3687 0.05292 160 118 25 17
720 How does it breathe? 1.3684 0.04381 171 116 47 8
721 It also comes in Bowie blue if silver isn't your thing. 1.3684 0.04535 171 118 43 10
722 On the plus side, you'll never catch Covid. 1.3684 0.04638 152 103 42 7
723 I remember you asking specifically for something, 'out of this world'. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
724 This should give you all the Covid protection you need---until you have to go to the bathroom. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
725 With this, you can survive TEN pandemics! 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
726 We can have the alterations done by the next School Board Meeting. 1.3681 0.05071 163 118 30 15
727 I was trying for George Clooney, but I’m getting more Jeff Bezos 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
728 Trust me, you'll be the best-dressed man at the black-hole affair. 1.3681 0.04683 163 113 40 10
729 Space!? Oh no, I'm just using it for groceries. 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
730 You are not going to dance, are you? 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
731 That polycarbonate solar visor really brings out your eyes. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
732 So, midlife crisis or Burning Man? 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
733 That will be perfect for that new restaurant,it has great food but no atmosphere. 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
734 And with a couple of decals you won't come off as virus paranoid so much as cosplay ready. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
735 Everyone on Mars is wearing one. 1.3669 0.04720 169 119 38 12
736 I tightened the torso so you won't get that unsightly muffin top from zero gravity. 1.3669 0.04645 169 118 40 11
737 Is this for a special occasion or just to wear to the office? 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
738 Does it come with a hole in the crotch? 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
739 It’s you. Even if no one can tell who you are. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
740 And you can dress it down with a sports coat. 1.3665 0.04720 161 112 39 10
741 This is from my new capsule collection. 1.3665 0.04960 161 115 33 13
742 It says... 'I OWN this planet! 1.3664 0.05107 131 90 34 7
743 Ground control is gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it! 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
744 Looking good Major Tom. Have a great flight... 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
745 It’s what we recommend for the style-conscious unvaccinated. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
746 You simply look out of this world! 1.3659 0.04497 164 112 44 8
747 The fabric really lets you breathe. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
748 you're not from here, are you ? 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
749 The new Omicron suit is our most popular. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
750 See? Plenty of space! 1.3656 0.04515 186 132 37 14
751 Yes, the cummerbund is absolutely what you needed to tie the boots and faceplate together! 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
752 Yes - the cummerbund makes you look slimmer - and lower gravity makes you lose a few pounds. 1.3653 0.04523 167 115 43 9
753 Absolutely, the latest for in-office wear. 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
754 No, sorry, it doesn't come in paisley. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
755 It looks fabulous on you, Dr. Fauci. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
756 I get that you need it by your Friday 'launch date', but I've got a Chewbacca, a Baby Yoda and two Darth Vader costume alterations to take care of first 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
757 Trip to the moon or fencing, it's perfect 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
758 You can’t put a price tag on the most important day of your life. 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
759 Compared to the ticket, it"s a bargin. 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
760 That'll get you one small step outside. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
761 Yes, using the Men's Room before suiting up is recommended. 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
762 Sure. We can lower the crotch a little. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
763 And you won't care should the party lack atmosphere. 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
764 This is not what I meant when I said “I need some space in my suit.” 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
765 I think it's between this one or the Davy Crockett. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
766 And it’s infused with copper to reduce odors 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
767 You’re gonna like the way you moonwalk, I guarantee it. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
768 Would not have been my choice but I'm not going to Mars. 1.3631 0.04422 168 115 45 8
769 You said you wanted to 'Boldly Go.' 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
770 It will give you more space. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
771 And of course we do offer a lifetime warranty against wardrobe malfunctions. 1.3625 0.05207 160 118 26 16
772 If this doesn't get you laid at Comicon you might as well just fold up your dick and join the Proud Boys. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
773 Now that's a power suit. 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
774 It tells the world you're ready for adventure, but won't forget your human side. 1.3620 0.04672 163 114 39 10
775 Of course British fabrics feel stiff at first, but they break in beautifully. 1.3613 0.04834 155 109 36 10
776 It’s functional and nobody will guess you’re from Hoboken. 1.3611 0.05179 144 102 30 11
777 We have darker models, of course, for extravehicular excursions after Labor Day. 1.3609 0.04857 169 122 33 14
778 It's much more effective than an N95 mask. 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
779 I was hoping I’d look more like Matt Damon. 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
780 Can you make this fit more like pajamas? 1.3605 0.05011 147 104 33 10
781 There! Now you look like the CEO of a billion dollar company. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
782 Just add a bow tie and you will be the talk of the Space Station. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
783 The Extended Warranty gives you 100 'Small Steps' and 10 'Giant Leaps' . 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
784 I don’t think that’s an extreme response to the pandemic at all. 1.3602 0.04454 161 110 44 7
785 You were right about the empire waist, Mr. Bezos. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
786 I can either take in the waist or let out some gravity. 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
787 I promise. Even in zero gravity, it will not make your butt look big. 1.3594 0.05735 128 94 22 12
788 And we also have that in Dark Matter 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
789 Does this come with a cape? 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
790 This is what all of the megalomaniacs are wearing this year, sir. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
791 Do you know what color dress she'll be wearing? 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
792 Who’s the lucky lady? 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
793 And in vacuum environments you will look even slimmer! 1.3586 0.04230 145 102 30 8
794 “Except for the indispensable breathing device, that I’m holding in my back, everything is free. 1.3584 0.04773 173 125 34 14
795 And it comes with pockets. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
796 And this suit says "I'm the kind of guy who shoots off into space just for fun regardless of the cost to the earth and the poor suckers I made my billions off" 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
797 I know, I know, it is expensive, but you don’t have to pay until you get back… 1.3576 0.05003 151 108 32 11
798 Remember, zero-g is very slimming. 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
799 It's not a spacesuit. It's a climate-change onesie. 1.3571 0.04577 154 111 33 10
800 And it is approved by the teacher's union in most states! 1.3571 0.05459 126 90 27 9
801 Who's the lucky alien? 1.3567 0.04609 157 109 40 8
802 It’s a bit snug now but it’ll fit like a glove on Mars. 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 8
803 The billionaire suit. 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
804 But look how small your waist is! 1.3562 0.04464 160 110 43 7
805 Let me know what you think in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . . 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
806 But does it make me look like Tom Hanks? 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
807 ''I'm just not sure about the color.'' 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
808 Trust me, when you get there you'll feel 83% lighter. 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
809 We call it climate forward fashion. 1.3557 0.04575 149 102 41 6
810 Are you going for the John Glenn fit, or more of the Neil Armstrong? 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
811 NASA says you wont need a zipper, sir." 1.3554 0.04482 166 118 38 10
812 The Ultimate COVID Suit! 1.3548 0.04907 155 111 33 11
813 Can I interest you in an asteroid belt? 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
814 and... if we let anything out, you die 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
815 Oh that is out of this world! 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
816 And you think my hair looks funny? 1.3540 0.04778 161 115 35 11
817 It's a little tight across the asteroid . . . 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
818 Without the oxygen tanks, it takes your breath away. 1.3533 0.04958 167 123 29 15
819 Fit's you to a G. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
820 The pandemic has been good for business. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
821 You can wear this on flights and do not have to wear a mask. 1.3525 0.05040 139 101 28 10
822 It does hide wrinkles. 1.3525 0.05926 122 91 19 12
823 Told you I'd have it ready for your gender reveal party. 1.3525 0.05693 122 89 23 10
824 The “urine to potable water filter” is an inspired detail. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
825 Why are these things always so formal. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
826 Any special occasions coming up? 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
827 It's one small step for man, one giant charge on my credit card. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
828 I said I wanted my outfit to make a buzz, not look like one. 1.3516 0.05826 128 96 19 13
829 It definitely puts the Hawaiian shirt to shame. 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
830 Look, you asked for a suit that was out of this world.... 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
831 ' Not overkill ; a bubble would be overkill! ' 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
832 The thickness of the suit should muffle the diaper sound. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
833 Ten G's for us, Zero-G's for you. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
834 Where did you say you were going? 1.3504 0.05472 117 83 27 7
835 It's the hottest trend in apparel for teachers 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
836 It's perfect! You won't catch even a sniffle from your students now! 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
837 Now everyone will totally forget you're bald, Mr. Bezos. 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
838 Sir, I think this outfit screams billionaire. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
839 Does it come with a larger codpiece? 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
840 It's a whole new back-to-school look. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
841 Sure, I can alter anything. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
842 Indeed, sir, why not ransack and colonize a new planet? There are certainly no problems left here. Now, shall I ship it to you Prime? 1.3500 0.05452 140 104 23 13
843 It’ll protect you from COVID, climate change, and other top headlines. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
844 Is there something going on I should know about? You're the fourth guy in here this week asking me to sew a different patch on their suit. 1.3500 0.04801 140 100 32 8
845 ‘Keep in mind, the mirror adds one G.” 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
846 Trust me. All spacemen dress left. Something about gravity. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
847 Oxygen supply is optional. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
848 Attending your kid's school board meeting tonight? Yes, I would say you're pretty well protected, sir. 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
849 I told you I could make you look ‘out of this world’! 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
850 Elon, Way cooler than that hat Bezos wore. 1.3487 0.04645 152 114 26 12
851 Sir, trust me, the entire church will be riveted on your daughter when you walk her down the aisle. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
852 No, you won't need to wear a mask in restaurants. 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
853 This is from our future pandemic line of men’s suits 1.3484 0.04351 155 106 44 5
854 It’ll look better in zero gravity 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
855 And it’s made from the finest Kevlar from northern Virginia… 1.3482 0.06176 112 84 17 11
856 A cowboy hat will be extra. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
857 More space? 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
858 This isn’t what I meant when I said I needed more space in my suit. 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
859 It brings out your eyes. 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
860 I have to say, these destination weddings get crazier every year. 1.3476 0.04461 164 115 41 8
861 I can't see anything. Does it come with a clear helmet? 1.3475 0.05160 118 81 31 5
862 Honestly, you look just like John Glenn in that suit. 1.3473 0.04408 167 117 42 8
863 Best Witness Protection ever! 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
864 The Depends are extra ! 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
865 Do you dress orbitally or retrograde? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
866 The guarantee is against the next variant - no matter what it is. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
867 It's the perfect outfit for any super-spreader event, anywhere in the universe. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
868 Man, you look out of this world 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
869 Zippers! The instructions were to make it fit. Nothing was ever said about getting out of it. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
870 I think that look is really going to take off! 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
871 Yes, my weight will be less in space, but this crotch is still too tight for my mass. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
872 Lunch party? Well I could swear you said launch party. Joe Battaglia Fallbrook CA 1.3459 0.04838 133 95 31 7
873 Mobility is not great, but fashion is not about confort. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
874 Have you tried the carbon fiber inseam diaper yet? 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
875 This outfit works in any space. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
876 Don't be ridiculous. When you get to the jam, they'll know you're white right away. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
877 I think this look is going to really take off. 1.3453 0.05076 139 99 30 9
878 The sleeve buttons are functional; they contact Mission Control. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
879 The cummerbund was an elegant choice. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
880 You said you wanted something out of this world. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
881 I'm not supposed to share this, but Aldrin will definitely be wearing a cummerbund. 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
882 And matching oxygen tanks are on sale 50% off. 1.3444 0.04796 151 108 34 9
883 And it protects against both Delta and Omicron variants 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
884 Is the fit to your liking Mr. Musk? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
885 Hermetically sealed is always in style, sir. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
886 I'm a bit like Ralph Lauren "I don't design clothes. I design dreams." 1.3440 0.04965 125 87 33 5
887 I specifically asked for pleated pants. 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
888 Sorry. Transparency is on back order. 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
889 And it's guaranteed for life. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
890 It's what all the teachers are wearing! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
891 Yeah okay...lose the cummerbund ! 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
892 Let me guess… going back to school? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 25 9
893 Yes, I'm afraid it does make one's asteroid look bigger. 1.3431 0.05525 137 103 21 13
894 These Covid mandates are a bear aren't they? 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
895 What made you think we didn't have oxygen on this planet? 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
896 Very Well. If the 'Giant Leap' suit is too costly, may I show you something from our 'Small Step' collection? 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
897 These are all the rage in the metaverse. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
898 Have a themed wedding," they said. "You can always wear the suit again later at other events," they said 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
899 And the adult diaper insert is absolutely unnoticeable! 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
900 If you take it off, re-entry will be tough. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
901 You want to wear it home? 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
902 Which planet are you going to ? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
903 The fin on the back gives you a sexy-sixty hunch. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
904 Sorry Mr. Bezos,those are the highest platform moon boots we sell 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
905 In space, nobody knows you're a dog. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
906 Bathroom, down the hall, first door on your left. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
907 I thought you wanted to look like a billionaire. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
908 Regular tights are last year. This season air tight is what's hot. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
909 Destination weddings, amirite? 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
910 'This year we are taking one giant leap in fashion.' 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
911 Now you're ready for vacation, Mr. Bezos! 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
912 I think you’ll like the cummerbund once you try on the pants. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
913 Yes Mr. Cruise, this is the outfit everybody who refuses to get vaccinated will be wearing while making your next picture. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
914 But the N95 masks are less confining, and still retain your privacy. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
915 An added plus, no need for sunscreen--EVER 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
916 I recommended one in black for formal launches 1.3404 0.04594 141 98 38 5
917 So are you wedded to the helmet? 1.3401 0.05331 147 111 22 14
918 It's our new pandemic fit. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
919 Is now a bad time to say I hate it? 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
920 And this is THE look for health care workers this year, 2025!! 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
921 We can't do blasters Mr. Bezos, how about a nice pocket square? 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
922 The next size up may give you a bit more space? 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
923 Is this for you or your avatar? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
924 Mnmgnm mbbm mngmn? 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
925 This will never go out of style. The design hasn't changed since the 60s. 1.3393 0.04611 168 122 35 11
926 No, no, I'm going to visit my SON. 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
927 I can't hear you... your mute button is on. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
928 Considering what your ticket cost, this suit is a real bargain. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
929 You might wish to layer on a skirt. 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
930 Its the latest in Blue Origin fashion and comes with free Amazon Prime!" 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
931 Of course it does come with the CDC's six month warranty. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
932 I have the perfect scarf for that. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
933 You're right. Back on Earth my name was Waldo. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
934 You have to admit, it looks out of this world! 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
935 See how the asteroid belt helps support your lumbar? 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
936 Tested by Fauci himself. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
937 You can see by my outfit that I am a tailor... 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
938 The cummerbund makes it. 1.3382 0.05137 136 98 28 9
939 With this ensemble, you no longer need to wear a mask! 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
940 No air conditioning …That’s why it’s on sale. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
941 All the post-COVID billionaires are gagging for them. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
942 Haute Couture 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
943 The helmet screeaams 'I already have a reserved seat!' 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
944 May I suggest a colorful scarf to brighten the look? 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
945 Well, at least you aren’t paying for the wedding. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
946 It's gender fluid. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
947 You think the space suite is expensive. Wait till you receive the bill for a two hour ride in space. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
948 It's what all the wealthy wannabe astronauts are wearing 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
949 Well you have a point. I can see if our tailor sew in a fly. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
950 I said “tighter waist” not “outer space” 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
951 You have to hold it until help arrives. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
952 You’re all set for 2024. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
953 Is there a problem? 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
954 I got rid of the oxygen tank for a much sleeker look. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
955 Would you like to try something a bit less buoyant? 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
956 It looks out of this world on you. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
957 You want an insert sewn *where*, Mr. Bezos? 1.3358 0.05509 137 104 20 13
958 Now this one is 99.9% effective against the Sigma, Upsilon, and Omega variants. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
959 When the Planetary Society selected the theme "A Night Amongst the Stars" for their annual gala, they didn't account for Literal Dave. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
960 It makes you look like a billion bucks 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
961 This suit makes you look ten pounds more weightless. 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
962 You can take it with you in 3-2-1! 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
963 I hate to tell you but nobody is wearing a suit anymore. 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
964 You’ll be the first fashionaut! 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
965 This suit's proven to be 94% effective at preventing Covid and 100% effective at repelling women. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
966 Yeah, that suit looks like it will protect you from COVID and climate change, but you'll still have to deal with yourself in there. 1.3355 0.04568 152 113 28 10
967 It's the final frontier in fashion. 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
968 You'll need some space to make this decision. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
969 I added some features in case you want to leave the apartment. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
970 It's very billionaire chic. 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
971 It's perfect for any fin-du-monde scenario. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
972 It's our latest in PPE. 1.3333 0.04623 144 102 36 6
973 Great for bad hair days. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
974 It looks very good on you Mr. Zuckerberg. You do know we also fitted Mr. Bezos and Mr. Branson. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
975 It wasn’t easy to land in Brooklyn, but your reputation precedes you… 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
976 This is a great wardrobe staple for your return to the office. It's fashion forward, approved by the CDC, and comes fully equipped with flashing lights, sprinklers, and siren sounds should an emergency or 'Casual Friday' come up. 1.3333 0.04830 132 95 29 7
977 I think this is the one, Dr. Fauci. 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
978 You can’t be too careful at a party these days. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
979 No, this is perfectly normal. We get a lot of astro-curious customers these days. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
980 One small step for The Man 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
981 Do you have it in a pinstripe? 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
982 Of course, this is available with the comfort waist option. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
983 And best of all, you can travel for hundreds of thousands of miles and never have to stop for the bathroom. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
984 I don’t think we should go with a more breathable fabric 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
985 It might be a tight fit, but we could always add more space! 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
986 You're still going to need a booster. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
987 We like to think it's a little bit storm trooper,crossed with astronaut and a healthy dose of scared out of my mind about Covid. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
988 The bonus of this outfit is that it is the best protection against the Covid. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
989 If this doesn’t keep you from getting Covid I don’t know what will. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
990 I’ll try to schedule your alterations, but at the moment I have no space. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
991 A tutu? No problem. Pink or blue? 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
992 Of course you’ll need a rocket scientist to help you get in and out of it. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
993 Keep in mind, in space the mirror only adds 5 pounds. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
994 To fully appreciate it, take one small step back. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
995 Take one small step, see how it sits. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
996 You gotta leave room for a little expansion. You know,the Universe is expanding. 1.3314 0.04257 169 120 42 7
997 How’s this for metaverse-chic? 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
998 The breathable fabric is perfect for those 800-degree days. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
999 You know what they say: “Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.” 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1000 Perfect for work or you can dress it up for an evening under the stars 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1001 Have you any other hats? 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1002 I agree, that is definitely a small step and a giant leap. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
1003 And if punctured by a meteor, we have a no questions asked return policy. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1004 You’re the third Dad today looking for an outfit for this metaverse place 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1005 I hope Bezos is springing for this. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
1006 When I said my suit was too tight and needed more space, this is not what I had in mind. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1007 ...and you can go anywhere in it. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1008 It says "Yes, I'm upwardly mobile, but I also like to be playful." 1.3307 0.05596 127 95 20 11
1009 This will REALLY protect against COVID! 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1010 And it come with an SP Rating of 275! 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1011 I call it Omicron Chic! 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1012 We also have it in seersucker and gabardine. 1.3305 0.05254 118 84 27 6
1013 Anything more breathable? 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 19 9
1014 You're the second guy this week who told me NASA was cutting back. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1015 I agree, it's crazy that the women's spacesuits don't come with pockets either. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1016 Without a doubt, it enhances your gravitas. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1017 Perfect fit, although a mask would be a lot more comfortable. 1.3290 0.04448 155 113 34 8
1018 You said KN95-levels of both fashion and protection. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1019 We also carry this in Glenn Plaid 1.3289 0.05255 149 114 21 14
1020 Bowie says there's life on Mars 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
1021 It's what all the oligarchs are wearing these days. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
1022 I know you wanted a cummerbund for your wedding, but it usually goes with a tux... 1.3285 0.04646 137 97 35 5
1023 I'm not so sure about the moon boots. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1024 This is NOT a small step for Givenchy 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1025 Does Mars etiquette dictate a dinner jacket to go with the cummerbund and leg warmers? 1.3282 0.04189 131 95 29 5
1026 If you think it makes you look fat, we could take in the cooling umbilical mount. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1027 Yes, it's all-season, but only on Venus, Earth and Mars for now. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1028 Look at the long term, it's virus-proof, along with being sex, age, and gender-neutral. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1029 Nah, it'll all loosen up in zero-Gs. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1030 Extravehicular Mobility Unit IS the new black! 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1031 May I say, sir, you are now ready for a takeoff. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1032 Yes, I agree it is sort of a leap... 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1033 See if you can take one small step for man. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1034 Does this suit make me look arrogant? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1035 you may not afford a trip to space (yet), but you can afford a space suit 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1036 I can guarantee you that no white racist will insult you with this suit on. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1037 It's empty space with no atmosphere, so breathability isn't a concern. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1038 It’s the perfect sartorial complement to your Tesla 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1039 I wouldn’t let anything out if I were you. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1040 House of Fauci you say? 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
1041 It's A bit dated , anything in Buck Rogers '47? 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
1042 We call it "Daft Punk meets Global Pandemic" 1.3261 0.04618 138 98 35 5
1043 Look fat? You look positively weightless. 1.3259 0.04563 135 95 36 4
1044 You'll need to line dry 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1045 it's what all the nouveau riche are wearing 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1046 I didn't mind it with the cowboy hat. 1.3258 0.05430 132 100 21 11
1047 Pocket square? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1048 Have you tried turning it off and on again? 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1049 It’s stylish, spaceflight ready and guaranteed against all emerging variants. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1050 Far out. 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
1051 I would like to reiterate that there is absolutely no guarantee that this will keep you alive in space. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1052 Built to last ten days in the fires of Hell or thirty nights on the Moon. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1053 Add the oxygen pack and you'll be safe from the virus anywhere 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1054 We guarantee it for the next three variants. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1055 Take it for a walk on Mars, and if you're not completely satisfied, bring it back and we'll give you a 100% refund. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1056 I like it. It's out of this world. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1057 Does it come in earth tones? 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1058 The accessory air tank is only another $150. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1059 The one hassle is if you have to pee. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1060 Safe from the virus and no one will know how much weight you've gained during the pandemic. 1.3235 0.04414 136 95 38 3
1061 I'm sorry Dave, that's the largest size we have. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1062 It’s Armanigeddon! 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
1063 This look just screams 2001. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1064 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for fashion." 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1065 Well, it's just so 1969! 1.3231 0.04661 130 92 34 4
1066 You can wear this anywhere! 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
1067 How's that? NASA will never know you're a vampire. 1.3229 0.06538 96 74 13 9
1068 There's a bit more space in this one. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1069 Wow, you are looking better than Bezos ever did in that suit. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1070 That little pocket is for your, er, space junk. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1071 Thank you. And you look like Groucho Marx. 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
1072 I promise. You look out of this world. 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1073 I can put you in this suit and in space by the end of the day. 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
1074 The unisex trend is quite affirming. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1075 It's from the zero gravitas collection. 1.3209 0.04569 134 95 35 4
1076 It's just not me. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
1077 It'll be half-price, with your frequent-flyer miles. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1078 Just a few more measurements needed for an oxygen option. Yes, I'll hurry. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1079 I’d say, lose the cumberbund. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1080 These suits are just flying out of here! 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1081 Well, you should accessorize with oxygen tanks if breathing is a priority. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1082 This is our moon boot cut. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1083 Not at all - in fact, it makes you look weightless. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1084 That will be quite the destination wedding. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1085 That suit makes you look out of this world. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1086 Could you take it in a little more around the asteroid belt? 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1087 You look seven pounds lighter. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
1088 It's guaranteed to drive the anti-vaxxers crazy... 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1089 Yes, the urine recycler unit can be enlarged. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1090 You've got to admit it will solve a bad hair day. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1091 It makes you look 15 years in the future 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1092 Why get a vaccination when these are available in omicron blue and delta orange? 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1093 May I be the first to say you look out of this world! 1.3185 0.04778 135 97 31 6
1094 'I hear there's a helluva view from the toilet' 1.3185 0.05325 135 103 21 11
1095 Very 2001. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1096 We call it Covid casual. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1097 The "bored billionaire" look suits you well! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1098 It definitely looks better without the shoulder pads. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1099 Raise your flag if u can hear me . 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1100 Sorry, the mask is mandatory! 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
1101 It's a perfect fit for Uranus. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1102 I think it’s out of this world 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1103 Where did you say your work dinner was at again? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1104 No one can see how ugly you are in space! 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1105 Well, Kanye, I think your transformation is complete. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1106 And we only sell one per mission, so you won't end up awkwardly sitting next to someone in the same outfit. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1107 With this outfit you can go absolutely anywhere without having to wear a face mask. 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1108 I CAN have it for you by Friday; but there is an overnight delivery charge Mr. Bezos 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1109 And I can throw in four rapid covid tests. 1.3171 0.04663 123 87 33 3
1110 You were right to go custom-tailored, Elon. The ones you find on Amazon all make your butt look big. 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1111 And the material doesn’t breathe. 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1112 Perfect whether you're travelling with Elon Musk or at a Maga rally... 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1113 You look out of this world in that suit. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1114 We can also offer you the asteroidé belt 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1115 This is a giant leap for YOU!! 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1116 I would recommend just doing a french tuck 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1117 I don't think of it as a space suit, more of an interstellar romper. 1.3158 0.04714 114 80 32 2
1118 I'm glad I could work out a little something to go with the moon boots. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1119 ...that's an adjustment you'll have to make yourself. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
1120 Fits you perfectly. Now, would you prefer a zipper fly or a button fly? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1121 This suit will take you from COVID to the moon and back! 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1122 Don't forget to like and share our page when you're up there. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1123 Interesting you say you can still smell Buzz Aldrin’s farts after all this time. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1124 I think you'll find that a little more breathable. 1.3152 0.04015 165 121 36 7
1125 How do you feel about a full-face mask? 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
1126 Trust me, this one looks better on Uranus. 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
1127 Here on Mars we don't have a Comicon 1.3148 0.05204 108 83 18 7
1128 You'll be the best-dressed pandemic survivor! 1.3148 0.05120 108 79 23 5
1129 Even Neil Armstrong didn't have a cummerbund. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1130 Too boring? Try the Andromeda cut; it screams interstellar! 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1131 You'll be fashionably late, Mr. Gates. 1.3147 0.05291 143 111 19 13
1132 It’s the latest recommendation from the CDC. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1133 It's the perfect non binary look. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1134 Well, there's not much we can do about the bulge from the built-in diaper 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1135 Although this one does suit you perfectly, you have to know that it will cost you at least 5 G’s” 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1136 If tech billionaire is really the job you want, that's the style now. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1137 Don't worry, the mirror actually adds a few pounds per square inch. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1138 This is our COVID-22-model. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1139 Yeah I can totally tell it’s real! Wow I think it might even be airtight?! Ok it’s definitely airtight. Can you take the helmet off please? Sir? I’m serious: I can’t breathe SIR?! The helmet is stuck! I can’t... Why are you staring at me? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1140 It's our latest in men's Muskwear. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1141 Perhaps you'd like to accessorize with a ray gun? 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1142 The folks on the bottom of the pool will love it! 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
1143 In that suit, you look like a billion dollars. 1.3130 0.04976 131 96 27 7
1144 Yes sir, the cummerbund is very slimming. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1145 It also comes in weightless. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1146 Yes, you have chosen your tailor well. I am myself from Mars! 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1147 It's good to an altitude of 351,000 feet 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1148 It also comes in ‘Gagarin orange’. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1149 It's your ten year Space Academy reunion? Let me just take out the waist a bit. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1150 It's water resistant and solar wind proof. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1151 With the covid demand for these skyrocketing you'll start to notice lots of us with helmet hair. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1152 First date? 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1153 Oh yes! This is indeed the latest in COVID fashion! 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1154 Required masking for 2023. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1155 Maurice had tangled with some gangsters of love, but this was his first time meeting a space cowboy. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1156 I must say, Elon, it looks so much better on you than it does on Jeff… 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1157 I said--it looks like you're going places! 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1158 It looks great Gov. De Santis - who needs that nasty old vaccine! 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
1159 And we have it in seersucker, too. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1160 And it comes with a 43 pound belt. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1161 The cool thing is that this suit has a built-in bathroom. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1162 I was right — it does really accentuate your waist. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1163 It's like I always say- being weightless is no excuse for being tasteless. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
1164 The cummerbund is a bold statement, that's for sure. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1165 good Luck! I forgot to tell you, we don't do alterations! 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
1166 "You can always let out some air. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1167 It’s an OSHA approved bathing suit. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1168 The waist feels a bit too tight, but I like what you've done with the shoulders. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1169 This is our 'No Sex Anytime' edition…. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1170 What do you do when you need to go to the bathroom? Well...it depends. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1171 It's either this, or you wear a face mask. 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1172 It’s a black helmet event, so I’d recommend the cummerbund. 1.3106 0.04451 132 94 35 3
1173 It's perfect for your next trip Mr. Shatner 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
1174 Perfect for a domestic flight. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1175 See? The hat definitely completes the look. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1176 Dammit Jim! I'm a tailor, not a biomechanical engineer. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1177 You're sure this is pandemic chic?" 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1178 Oh yeah, the force is definitely with you in that! 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1179 I think the cummerbund really makes it pop. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1180 Protection is highly fashionable these days” 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1181 Nothing says ‘forward-thinking’ like a 5-piece suit. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1182 It's so 2001, but it's a classic look. And you'll feel like a billionaire. 1.3094 0.04314 139 99 37 3
1183 Did Elon mention how you're supposed to pee? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
1184 Pair this with heels and a red cashmere scarf, and you’re perfect. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1185 In space, nobody hems your seam 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1186 You look like a hundred billion bucks in that outfit! 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1187 And it's fully washable in your own recycled bodily fluids. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1188 This is something that you can wear on a casual Saturday, like for going grocery shopping. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1189 It's from this season's "Billionaire's Collection." 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1190 Trust me, if i alter the waist too much, you'll still have trouble breathing 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1191 This is the latest style in pandemic fashion. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1192 I agree. It's quite snug. But I think you misunderstood the garment's name. 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
1193 It's part of our capsule collection. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1194 It's the latest in our new Mask Mandate line. 1.3084 0.06145 107 84 13 10
1195 Doctor Fauci approves, but Senator Paul has doubts. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1196 It comes with a straightjacket. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1197 Defies gravity, too, so you can hop over testing lines. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1198 I assure you,this is the latest universal fashion 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1199 In zero gravity, does it really matter if you dress from the right or left? 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1200 It's great modern look and exceeds all covid specifications. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
1201 It's what all the survivalists are buying these days. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
1202 One small size for mankind. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
1203 You can wear it in all seasons, too. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1204 The best part is that it's gender neutral. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1205 Can you hear me Major Tom? 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1206 It's our hottest model, equally good for spacewalks and the moonwalk 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1207 It's breathtaking! But don't worry--that's the beauty of the helmet. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1208 This look is all the rage among the top 1% these days. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1209 I love it, but the shoes seem a little last season. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
1210 Dress left, dress right, or, in your case, dress up? 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1211 Well, very popular with management. We’re calling it the Empty Suit! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1212 No pressure if you don't want to keep the helmet. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1213 The alterations aren't free, but they're weightless. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1214 Machine wash separately,gentle cycle 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1215 This is our Incognito Ant-Vaxxer model. 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
1216 Oh, this suit just screams, You! 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1217 Only wear it inside: Water damages the suit 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1218 Maybe we can put you into something that doesn't scream 1969. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1219 They are flying off the rack. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1220 I’m volunteering at a hospital. They ran out of PPE. 1.3068 0.05796 88 67 16 5
1221 And,like all of our suits,it comes with two pair of pants. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1222 Dress for the job you want: a billionaire who visits space for no particular reason. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1223 I'm no bargain. I dressed Hal and George Jetson 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1224 You take care of that before you put the suit on. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1225 Malcolm Gladwell, writing an article on the outlandish gazillionaire space race, interviews William Shatner. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1226 Yes, you could use it to storm the Capitol 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1227 We call it "Outer Space" designed to make you look fabulously wealthy 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1228 It just screams President Alien Predation....when we add the red tie and hat. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1229 It’s called Billionaire-Chic 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1230 This model is popular at landing parties. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1231 It also comes with a second pair of pants. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1232 Think of me as Ground Control. See yourself as Major Tom. Know the cummerbund is elegant and refined. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
1233 Our apprentice HAL 9000 will be able to make any alterations you might need during the trip. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1234 And it's guaranteed for as long as your oxygen lasts. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1235 Its from the Elton John spring line. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1236 Too matchy matchy 1.3053 0.05071 131 99 24 8
1237 Do I at least get the James Earl Jones voice? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1238 Do you have a launch date? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1239 It's the same model Elon Musk wears to bed every night. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1240 Yeah, it suits you. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1241 This is the ultimate anti-Covid suit 1.3047 0.04514 128 92 33 3
1242 Well, you've only got one chance to make a first impression. 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
1243 There! Do you need more space? 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1244 3 G’s. No pressure. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1245 Now, this suit works for small steps but I’ll need to shorten the length for any giant leaps. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1246 Of course you can wear white after Labor Day 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1247 The dangerous Will Robinson. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1248 N95? Sweetie, it's N100! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1249 Perfect. Now get out of here. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1250 Jeff has one just like it. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1251 And with its circulating air flow, the suit doubles as a fog free face mask. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1252 No pockets? 1.3036 0.05205 112 82 23 5
1253 It will really match the atmosphere of the party. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1254 Not at all! You look absolutely weightless! 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1255 Try to focus on the Gs you’ll be experiencing instead of the Gs you’ll be spending. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1256 This should suit you well in low pressure situations. 1.3030 0.04964 99 73 23 3
1257 This is the perfect suit to wear to an unmasked ball. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1258 Oh,, there's a little hole in your boot for that 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1259 Space is the new black 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1260 I feel like you’re trying too hard. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
1261 It might feel baggy now, but it’ll slim down in vacuum. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1262 'Of course, the oxygen is extra'. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1263 The cummerbund definitely brings it all together!" 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1264 Expensive yes, but your money is refunded if you get covid while wearing this suit. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1265 You'll look slimmer in space 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1266 Now, how about a tie to go with that outfit? 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1267 If it feels a little snug now, remember it will stretch in light years. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1268 Pinstripes will definitely make you look taller. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1269 Well, the helmet looks fine to me, but Mr. Musk and Mr. Branson made blast-off noises to check the fit. Of course, they have hair. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1270 Can I wear a mask over this? 1.3023 0.04485 129 93 33 3
1271 Yes sir, guaranteed to avoid small talk at any party. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
1272 You’re right. It’s not complete without a handkerchief. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1273 And what will the Mrs. be wearing to this event? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1274 This suit is perfect for your first visit with the new in-laws. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1275 Yes, Mr. Bezos, it does make you look taller than Elon Musk. 1.3019 0.05714 106 80 18 7
1276 I am missing a cowboy hat!! 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1277 It's great for anti-vaxxer parties and chance meetings with Elon Musk. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1278 I think this is a giant step for your wardrobe. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1279 Extremely anti-virus effective, yet so stylish and trendy. 1.3017 0.04617 116 83 31 2
1280 Don't forget to take off the helmet when it's time to kiss the bride. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1281 Now, is this for inside or outside ship? 1.3017 0.04617 116 88 23 5
1282 It’s the latest look in virus wear. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1283 I could order you a kilt for that kind of mooning. 1.3016 0.04683 126 92 30 4
1284 I think it rockets. 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
1285 Now you are dressed to be in the company of stars. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1286 This suit has universal appeal at a down-to-earth price! 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1287 I have to pee. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1288 You can attach the cape for more formal occasions 1.3010 0.05988 103 79 15 8
1289 The tanks? I thought it was only for a fancy dress party. 1.3010 0.04747 103 73 29 1
1290 Sure, there’s zero gravity, but it’s also the horizontal stripe that makes it so slimming. 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
1291 That would be ten thousand dollars, Oxygen is extra. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1292 The invitation said aspirational rooftop chic. (Allison Manning, also of Greensboro, is the lead writer here. This was a team effort.) 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1293 There’s also room in the helmet to wear your mask. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1294 It makes your butt look out of this world! 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1295 This suit is remarkably versatile - perfect for a leisurely walk on the moon or for working on those pesky little repair projects outside the space vehicle. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1296 You've never looked more handsome, Mr. Bezos 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1297 That's a billion dollar suit, Sir. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1298 Between climate change and COVID, this is the look for 2022. And 2023 and 2024 and . . . 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1299 It's from our 'Zero Gravity' collection--elitist thrillseeking gear meets doomsday casual wear. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1300 It's what we call 'hazmatastic'! --And soooo 2022. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1301 Your bride doesn't know you'll be showing up like this? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1302 Do you have this in Mars tones? 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1303 You look a lot better in this suit than Jeff Bezos did, a few weeks ago 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1304 Not only does the cummerbund look smart, but it'll minimize organ drift in zero gravity. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1305 Space is slimming! 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1306 Stunning sir. It's what all the billionaires are wearing. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1307 I agree, it could use a bit more space 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1308 Are you sure this give me enough virus protection 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
1309 Yeah, I was looking for something a little less 'formal' 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1310 When you're weightless it doesn't matter which side you dress on. 1.2993 0.05320 137 108 17 12
1311 You want me to adjust your colllar? I', sorry Dave, I am afraid I can't do that. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
1312 Well, it depends. Moon or Mars? 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1313 You can go anywhere with that suit. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1314 Sure it’s expensive, but imagine how much you will save on Botox and fillers . . . . . 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1315 Out of this world, I tell ya. Out of this world. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1316 I too am on a mission... to bring back the cumberbund! 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1317 I was thinking the sash and the matching boots give you a certain - I'm still approachable - look. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1318 I can only take one small step with the length of this inseam. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1319 It's you, Tom. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1320 Yes, it covers all variants. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1321 Mr Branson ordered this one, too. Would you like us to attach the catheter? 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
1322 Yes Mr. Shatner we can add a Starfleet symbol to the right breast. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1323 Are you sure it’s not a little too ‘out-there’? 1.2984 0.05608 124 98 15 11
1324 Well, Alice Kramden, you're finally ready for that trip Ralph has been promising you. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1325 And now, when your boss sucks all the air out of the room, you'll be ready! 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1326 This suit is really out of this world! 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1327 It's perfect for giant leaps or something less formal, like small steps. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1328 Perfect balance … formal but outdoorsy. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1329 As long as you skip the kissing-the-bride part of the ceremony, the Warranty is good against any strain of the virus she or her anti-vax guests might have. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1330 I agree, a tie is overkill. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1331 Where do you see yourself wearing this? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1332 Yes, it is CDC approved and you can secretly continue those mid afternoon naps when you’re back in the office. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1333 You'll look sexy as cosmic rays obliterate your internal organs. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1334 So ... no cuffs then? 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1335 Cuffs would look dressier. 1.2975 0.04005 121 89 29 2
1336 Yes, Captain Wakanda, we do in fact have a Kente cloth styled cummerbund option. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1337 Yes, both elbow buttons give you a 3-D space experience. For an extra thousand, we guarantee no ads. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1338 And the best part is, it won't make your ears stick out. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1339 Trust me, you’ll fit right in. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1340 A cummerbund certainly makes any suit more formal 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1341 Do you know if anyone has returned alive? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1342 I never get tired of saying this, but you look out of this world . 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1343 All the cool kids wear it! 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1344 No, it doesn't make you look distant. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1345 Don’t worry, this time I didn’t use breathable fabrics. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1346 We are the designated tailors for all of Omnicrombie & Fitch's bespoke line. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1347 The cummerbund and knee socks really tie the assemble together. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1348 I like the fit, but I could use more space. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1349 This will set you apart at the Michael Jackson party 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1350 And the best feature is that the helmet automatically expands to fit your ego! 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1351 It's perfect for climate change and Star Wars auditions. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1352 We could loosen the crotch a bit. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1353 Everyone's going to be wearing this next year. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1354 We call it the “Covid Max”. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1355 What’s your return policy? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1356 Do you think this looks too out of this world? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1357 Frankly, I wish I could wear nylon, spandex, and liquid cooling tubes. 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
1358 and this is our new Lululemon Lunar Line… 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1359 The cummerbund helps, but I still look like a robot. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1360 So,is this trip for business or pleasure? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1361 Confidentially, I can tell you that Elon chose the same outfit for his trip to Mars. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1362 Remember.....with this ensemble you won't need to wear a mask!!! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1363 It's the new Spring Covid line. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1364 You can have any color you want as long as it is black or white. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1365 And you'll be able to go to Halloween parties as Major Tom when COVID is over. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1366 It's a perfect outfit for a space cadet. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1367 Remember: In space you'll be weightless. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1368 I'll also teach you how to do The Moonwalk 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1369 This Space Suit doesn’t make my ass look big ,does it? 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
1370 I'd like to say it suits you, but it looks the same on everybody. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1371 No, Ma'm, the booster is extra. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1372 It really fits you well, but I think you could stick with jeans, sport coat and a KN95 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1373 Would you like oxygen with that? 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1374 It's okay! Gravity adds 10 pounds. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1375 Now we just need a bow tie to match the cummerbund. 1.2951 0.04683 122 92 25 5
1376 Well, do you think it will fit? You know him better than I do. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1377 Hmm…not loving the belt.” 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1378 Wait right here. I have just the earrings to go with this. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1379 It doesn’t make you look fat at all. 1.2947 0.05047 95 71 21 3
1380 Take one small step towards the mirror 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1381 Helmet comes pre-tinted,but will be an extra 1k to remove all solar-flares. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1382 It looks great on you and you can wear it anywhere. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1383 Now this is high fashion. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1384 Yes, it comes in pink, blue and beige… 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1385 Sure it's a little different, but think of all the money you'll save on haircuts and makeup. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1386 That’s a fine reflection you have Count Dracula. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
1387 Good luck with the first day in Metaverse! 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1388 This is the most popular look in our billionaire douchebag line. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1389 That suit comes with a second pair of pants. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1390 This suit kills in Houston 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1391 I can take it in at the waist, but remember that zero gravity is slimming. 1.2937 0.03995 126 96 26 4
1392 You're the 4th billionaire I've seen this week. 1.2936 0.04754 109 79 28 2
1393 There won't be enough oxygen, but the fabric is to die for 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1394 Please tell Mr. Musk there’s a discount if we outfit his entire crew. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1395 Perfect fit, sir, although the rocket that completes the ensemble will be a little extra. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1396 Think of how much you will save on hand sanitizer 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1397 ...and it comes with a full guarantee for the lifetime of the wearer! 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1398 OK, these days perhaps something more down to earth. 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1399 Perfect for those dates at The Bean Factory. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1400 Because sunglasses would just float away. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1401 This is the latest fashion statement for virus protection 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1402 This is our newest variant. 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
1403 Everybody will be wearing this in 5 years. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1404 It's from my new grocery store line. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1405 I'm no André Leon Talley, but I think this says 'adventure' more than a caftan ever could. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1406 Its a new line we're just about to launch. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1407 I think this came out stellar 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1408 Think you look strange? Take a look at me." 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1409 Just imagine how you’ll look when you’re weightless. 1.2923 0.05288 130 102 18 10
1410 Gender Identity is optional. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1411 And talk about versatile. This little number works at a bistro on Mars or a close encounter on Jupiter. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1412 I'd like to try it with stilettos. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1413 Your girlfriend will be over the moon when she sees you in this suit. 1.2920 0.04477 113 81 31 1
1414 Take the helmet off? I thought it was a one-piece suit. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1415 Yes, it's much more effective than a mask. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1416 I think the alterations are quite flattering, Mr. Bezos. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
1417 It's a perfect fit, you look weightless. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1418 Without the cummerbund? Well, what's the occasion? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1419 I think the cumberbund makes it work. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1420 Don't worry! This mirror and the earth's gravitational pull adds 10 pounds. 1.2917 0.04331 120 86 33 1
1421 Are you sure I can moonwalk in this? 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1422 E.T phone home– my home. You're hot. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1423 Great fit off-the-rack, and it's 100% variant proof. 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
1424 It also comes in Harris Tweed if you want to dress it up or stone washed denim if you want to dress it down. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1425 In zero gravity, dressing left or right is less of an issue. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1426 It's functional, pandemic-chic and a great retro alternative to bell bottoms! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1427 See how nicely it holds your afro 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1428 NASA’s getting really strict about their mask policy 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
1429 Aaand you're ready to start dating again. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1430 The weighted belt and matching boots add a certain gravitas, wouldn't you say? 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1431 This is one small step for man, one giant leap for fashion! 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1432 Yep, it’s practical for Covid and Mars. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1433 And a pearl necklace makes the perfect accessory 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1434 It's an investment piece, equally at home on the dance floor and in the ominously silent infinite vacuum of space. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1435 The cummerbund just makes the whole ensemble! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1436 I'm pretty confident that you're ready for any deck on the Royal Princess. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1437 It looks better than a cowboy hat. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1438 It's a Stanley Kubrick original. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1439 You’re gonna rocket. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1440 How far are you willing to go for this woman? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1441 It was a little tight before, so I gave the whole thing a bit more space 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1442 No, I don’t think anyone at the wedding will be wearing the same outfit. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1443 Well, I for one think it much more modern apocalypse than martian 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1444 Now that's a look that's Out of this World! 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1445 And it never wrinkles! 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1446 Remember -- it's a different fit than an N95. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1447 It also comes with suspenders, if the cummerbund doesn't work for you. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1448 Nice! But where is the Amazon logo? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1449 See, I told you- with the tres chic opaque helmet, you won't need a face lift! 1.2903 0.05583 124 99 14 11
1450 This ought to be a part of everyone's capsule wardrobe 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1451 'Well, the oxygen tanks would be available, as an upgrade.' 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1452 The face shield is new this year. It's meteor-resistant! 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1453 Now, swing a dead cat around your head, in a cemetery at midnight, and you'll meet all the CDC guidelines--for this week. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1454 I personally like the vest rather than the cummerbund. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1455 It's so slimming you'll actually float. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1456 I agree! Vaccine cards are so 2021! 1.2897 0.05940 107 85 13 9
1457 I'm told this suit will protect you against any new variants. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1458 It’s almost as effective as an N95 face mask. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1459 No one could even tell you’re a woman. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1460 Black face? No, not until you mentioned it. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1461 Does this helmet make my face look fat? 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1462 Another option would be to want a different job. 1.2887 0.06381 97 78 10 9
1463 What's the special event? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1464 I agree that it would look better sleeveless, but….. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1465 You look great and ready to ride the subway! 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1466 I think you look quite dashing, Mr. Musk. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1467 No, I said I wanted more space in the suit. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1468 And rated on par or superior to the KN95s. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1469 What say we try a little Windex on that visor? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1470 Of course, sweetie. Really, anything goes at the Met Gala. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1471 We emboss your vax card on the front, and you're good to go! 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1472 It's the new normal. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1473 Bringing the waist in will definitely enhance your moonwalk. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1474 She said I was clothes-minded and she needed more space. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1475 It’s you! Very outre. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1476 Quite frankly, I think you could use one size larger. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1477 The Met Gala or moon landing, this one does it all. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 6
1478 It makes you look decades younger 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1479 Yes Mr. Bazos, we will be sure and send a pic to Mr. Musk. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1480 That's a super look. How about a cape? 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1481 It is designed to work in both spaces-- the red carpet and the red planet. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
1482 The suit, sir, is truly worthy of the gravity of the occasion. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1483 Elon Musk has it in 10 different shades 1.2879 0.04373 132 97 32 3
1484 Got enough space? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1485 I think there is a lot of space to work with. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1486 Well well,welcome back Major Tom 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1487 So if I buy the suit,I won’t be forced to wear a mask in public? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1488 We also have it in black. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1489 You don’t think it makes me look old? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1490 Contemporary, yet out of this world. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1491 I gotta say, your suit looks out of this world. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1492 Sorry, but there's no option in short sleeves. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1493 I'm afraid there is no space for alterations. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1494 I don’t care if it is tight. You pee in it, you’ve bought it! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1495 I assure you, NASA will have the best dressed fencing team on the planet. 1.2870 0.04567 108 78 29 1
1496 I'll have to say. It sure suits you! 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1497 … And would you believe it comes with it’s own hangar? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1498 You'll have all the women wondering who you are and how you can pee! 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1499 Very Matt Damon! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1500 It’s from the new PPE line. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1501 you're good to go for the subway, mask mandate or not. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1502 Trust me you're gonna need it. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1503 I'm so sorry, with all the inventory shortage, this is the only suit we have available. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1504 It’s our latest power suit for returning to the office. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1505 The last suit you’ll ever need. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1506 The best part is, you don’t have to wear a mask. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1507 With the diaper, it may be a bit bulkier around the hips. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
1508 And you'll never have to worry about dry cleaning 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1509 We're adapting our resort line for the impending apocalypse. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1510 It's from the Buzz Aldrin Collection. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1511 ... and it's suitable for every occasion! 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
1512 Dance party? I thought when you said moonwalk… 1.2868 0.04163 136 99 35 2
1513 If you don't mind me saying, you look out of this world! 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1514 In this case, white after Labor Day is perfectly fine. 1.2857 0.04811 98 71 26 1
1515 I’d say you look like a billion bucks. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1516 The CDC says its more effective than an N95. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1517 Forget COVID. You’ll never have to worry about getting mono, an STD, pregnant or for that matter… a divorce. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1518 Do you have it in Zircon? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1519 It was approved by Matt Damon and Sandra Bullock. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1520 No, this suit does not make your legs look fat. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1521 This would work at home or the office. 1.2857 0.05128 98 75 19 4
1522 Are the gloves too much? 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1523 This suit is stylish for walking on the moon or going to your office. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1524 For your first day back in the office? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1525 I think it looks out of this world. 1.2857 0.04472 112 81 30 1
1526 Yes, well we did want to hide that bald spot 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1527 Now you're impervious not only to Covid-19, but also alien invaders and your mother-in-law. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1528 Alterations by Tuesday? Houston Street, we have a problem. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1529 It fits properly now, Colonel, but try not to venture too far from the spacecraft if you gain any more weight. 1.2857 0.04416 126 95 27 4
1530 It just screams, COVID, SCHMOVID! 1.2857 0.05981 98 76 14 7
1531 But what's your return policy? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1532 Not only is this suit wrinkle free but also 100% virus repellent. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1533 Our bespoke suits are all gender-neutral. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1534 I hear you that it’s not flattering but I understand you’ll lose weight 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1535 You look terrific. I’m over the moon 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1536 You can change the atmosphere immediately. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1537 It does feel quite breathable. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1538 You'll be the belle of the Spaceballs. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1539 Elon Musk has that very model in his Go Bag. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1540 No returns. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1541 It even comes with a cape. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1542 oh yeah you can just pee right into it 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1543 This has been a hot seller for indoor gatherings. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1544 Trendy on mars and Spendy on earth 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1545 The last guy I sold it to had a little spring in his step all night long. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1546 I just need something for the interview. This feels a bit presumptuous. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1547 NOW you’re ready for that school board meeting! 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1548 The cummerbund is a bold statement. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1549 It's all the rage in the Metaverse; will that be Bitcoin? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1550 I'm afraid if I take it in any more you won't be able to breathe. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1551 Let me guess: It needs more space. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1552 Trust me, the cummerbund completes the ensemble 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
1553 I feel a little awkward about wearing white to a wedding. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1554 For a small fee our tailor will add a cleverly concealed zipper. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1555 No, don’t worry, you won’t be itchy while you’re up there. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1556 It’s about as safe as you can get. I call it ‘Gender Conceal’. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1557 I agree. It goes well with your outrageous fortune 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1558 May I show you some ties? 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1559 I'm sorry, if you want pockets you'll need to purchase a men's style. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1560 Dare I say it really suits you? 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1561 I don't think it makes you look fat. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1562 Also available in satin. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1563 And to finish it off...bow tie or ascot? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1564 Does it make you look thinner? You look like you're only a sixth of your weight when you walked in. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1565 It's what everyone is wearing on their jaunts in penis-shaped rockets! 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1566 Wanna try it without the cummerbund? 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1567 You need more space where? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1568 After Covid, it’s anyone’s guess what you can use it for. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1569 It's perfect for your destination wedding. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1570 If you want to be incognito, this is perfect. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1571 I could take in another 1/4-inch around the neck, but that would reduce your oxygen reserves by 37%. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1572 Going out to launch, are we? 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1573 This is a suit that says "I'm going places". 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1574 Omicron, Schmo-micron. This baby will take any variant you throw at it. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1575 It really makes your eyes pop. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1576 It's definitely YOU! Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk will be fighting over who gets to send you into space. Now, have you thought about accessories? 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1577 It’s the latest fashion trend among the stars 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1578 How could it make you look fat? You're weightless. 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1579 We prefer to call it "Contemporary Business Casual". 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1580 I’d still wear a mask. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1581 This outfit simply screams 2022! 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1582 Just try not to pee in it. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1583 and not only will you look slimmer, you'll BE lighter on Mars! 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1584 It's the latest in Elon Musk's line of suborbital fashion-wear. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1585 Fly me to the moon. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1586 Notice how the face shield brings out your best features. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1587 Your skateboard can't hurt you now. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1588 And you'll feel like you are walking on air 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1589 I have a tie that will go perfectly with that look 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1590 You look ten years younger. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1591 We also have it in plaid, if you prefer. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1592 And maybe something for after Labor Day. 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1593 Just make sure you dry clean. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1594 You look like a billion bucks in that suit! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1595 No, it doesn't come in Ermine Mr. Musk. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1596 I'd say you're ready to see the world. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1597 JUST IN TIME FOR FASHION WEEK MR. BEZO 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1598 On the contrary. Your butt looks fabulous! 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1599 Yes,much cleaner lines,and I don’t think you will need that oxygen tank anyway. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1600 In 30 years, you'd be caught dead not wearing one. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1601 And you’re sure the theme is Starry Night?” 1.2809 0.04791 89 64 25 0
1602 I said dapper - not diaper 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1603 It's COVID-proof. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1604 That visor really brings out the color of your leggings. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
1605 You’d like a bit more space? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1606 What are you smelling? Well, sir, the interior of your suit is infused with a slight musk scent. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
1607 I suppose the cummerbund IS a bit formal, but that's how they're wearing it these days. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1608 Now you’re ready to go back to the office! 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1609 Optional, of course… but will keep you from freaking out if you drop your sunglasses! 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1610 Yep protects from COVID. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1611 Returning to the office? 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1612 Tailored for every variant 1.2804 0.04842 107 82 21 4
1613 So it will be a white wedding? 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1614 I know you believe in dressing for the job you want, Mr. Evans, but I should point out that you’ve been dressing this way since you were seven and you’re still a PE teacher. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1615 They’re usually worn on the inside, but to each his own. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1616 Is this your first time as a spacewalk model? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1617 You were right, Mr. West. Those boots of yours go with everything! 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1618 Far out, man! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1619 Of course, it also protects you from the flu. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1620 Yes, I think the cummerbund completes the look! 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1621 Custom Italian leather, suede lining, cashmere belt, you will be the most stylish being in the galaxy, sir. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1622 The Billionaire's Black Dress 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1623 I've been meaning to get my spacesuit tailored for lightyears 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1624 Actually, you might like something from my Klingon collection 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1625 It's from our anti-variant collection 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1626 This outfit will lend just the right air of gravitas to your workplace... 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1627 Are these the shoes you’ll be wearing? 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1628 Yes, thanks to Jeff and Elon, suits are back in style! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1629 It’s now the only protection from Covid. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1630 Now all you need is a veil. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1631 Sure, a face mask and the vaccine would be far easier, but... 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1632 It's versatile and can be worn on any planet in the solar system. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1633 No worries. The fabric won't breathe. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1634 Going for an out-of-this-world look, I presume? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1635 Pardon me, but even in space black would be a more slimming color. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1636 It's all the rage among the billionaires! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1637 In space, no one can hear you rip a seam. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1638 "The cowboy hat would also be flattering on you, sir." 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1639 It's not my style, but it looks good on you. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1640 Now let's find you the perfect tie. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1641 You look, 'Out of this world,' yes? 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1642 I do think it has the other worldly look you were asking for. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1643 This deluxe suit is FDA-approved for hospitals and red states. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1644 You don't have to be a billionaire to dress like a billionaire. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1645 Let it out??? Let me out! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1646 I’d like having some kind of zipper though… 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1647 I’m sorry Dave, but you look marvelous! 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1648 And you'll fit right in with Bezos, Musk, and Branson. 1.2782 0.04573 133 100 26 5
1649 We also offer this in rainbow stripes. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1650 Trust me, everyone’s bum looks big in these 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1651 Do you like it? What? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak up. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1652 This time there’s space for more than one small step!” 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1653 Perhaps you would feel safer inside a tree trunk. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1654 I don’t know…somehow it still makes me look fat. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1655 Too much? 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1656 It’s kind of tight in the crotch 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1657 I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let the pants out. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1658 I could've sworn I heard 'space'. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1659 It’s one of our look-like-a-billionaire rocket-ready line. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1660 Well, British comedy wasn't going to sustain me forever. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1661 And you never have to get another haircut! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1662 Bespoke tailoring. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1663 The next new variant won’t find you in there! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1664 And it’s good to minus 175. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1665 I can hardly recognise you Mr Trump. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1666 Put in a zipper? No Problem. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1667 It's you! ...I'm guessing. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1668 I think it's 'you'! I think it says, ' Here I am, drinking coffee in a coffee shop, but I could go to space if I wanted to!' " 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1669 The best feature is the built-in diaper! 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1670 Trust me. On some occasions, it's so perfect you'll never want to take it off. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1671 You're right sir. It is rather slimming. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1672 A bespoke oxygen pack is extra. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1673 These boots are not made for walking. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1674 Not only will you not get COVID, you almost certainly won't get laid! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1675 A cummerbund! Really? That's so old school Apollo. 1.2766 0.05108 94 75 14 5
1676 Looks like it's definitely a Musk-have. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1677 You are are now ready to shop at Wal-Mart. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1678 It's virus-free Perfection! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1679 So you're going to the Met Gala! I hear the atmosphere is pretty thin up there. 1.2764 0.04366 123 91 30 2
1680 Indeed, space suits you 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1681 That looks totally 1969! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1682 Traveling in those circles, the last thing you want is a cheap suit. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1683 Clothes make the droid. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1684 From the catwalk to a spacewalk all in one ensemble. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1685 Now all you need is a billion dollars, and you're all set. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
1686 And this suit actually makes you look weightless 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1687 It’s the latest in COVID Casual! 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
1688 You wanted an outfit that would take you to the moon, right? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1689 This is popular with billionaires. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1690 Only your mother will know it’s you. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1691 Notice how the helmet really brings out your eyes. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1692 We have a relationship with an artisan oxygenier. 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
1693 It’ll stop traffic in space… And Covid, too. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1694 Zero G...It's the new black. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1695 And, really, Climate Change Season knows no season, so there’s versatility, too! 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1696 Remember, by the time of the moon landing, you'll have lost a few pounds. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1697 We slashed the price since the Supreme Court decided that you don't have to wear a mask to the office. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1698 I’m afraid we can’t deliver it to another dimension. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1699 Very 'non-binary'. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1700 We have a more unisex cut if you like. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1701 If she doesn't get the message you want some space, man, you'll need a rocket ship! 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1702 It screams 1969! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1703 Yes, I can get it in silver - I just need to call our Houston branch. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1704 You will definitely turn heads on Mars, Mr. Musk. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1705 You did say you wanted a fabric that breathes! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1706 It's Covid chic. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1707 It's a look that says "I'm ready to go places." 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1708 While it's true that you'll see a lot of stars on the red carpet, you might want to consider a tux. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1709 You look Fabulous; and you'll feel lighter just wearing it! 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1710 Does this suit make me look rich? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1711 I wonder if the aliens you meet will admire my craft? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1712 This is your formal attire for when you need to step out. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1713 So, uh...do you need to hear about our return policy? 1.2742 0.05036 124 96 20 7
1714 And best of all, it is machine washable! 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1715 We should all have a little space wear in our closet. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1716 You’ll feel light as a feather in this suit. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1717 Totally beats a fucking mask! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1718 Hmmm, let me float this by you... 1.2737 0.04950 95 73 19 3
1719 Pretty soon everyone is going to want one. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1720 I’m thinking a gray fedora to complete the look. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1721 Lucky for you, in zero gravity, dress left or dress right is meaningless. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1722 At first I wanted something to go along with a Covid punchline, but now I'm just feeling the reader is growing tired of the whole thing. 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1723 Maybe something more….. extraterrestrial? “ 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1724 It'll make a lot more sense in space 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1725 This is our latest suit, perfect for super-spreader events or your next SpaceX flight. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1726 The only cummerbund it comes with is black. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1727 Ready for Coachella 2022 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1728 Now would you like to try the pink one? 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1729 Well, it's after Labor Day but I'll be on the moon so I think I'm good. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1730 Oh yes, it's the latest in COVID couture. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1731 Just as in your limo, Mr. Musk, you'll have complete privacy. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1732 It's astro-naute couture. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1733 My name is Major Tom. The suit needs to fit perfectly, because I will be floating in a most peculiar way. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1734 I don't think women are literally from Venus... 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1735 I can say with confidence you look ready for your trip to the planet "Omicron". 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1736 Nothing a french tuck can't fix. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1737 We call it the Nu U variant suit! 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1738 And it’s reversible 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1739 You're under no pressure to buy. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
1740 In my hubble opinion, you look out of this world. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1741 Do you spacewalk to the left or right? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1742 Mr Shatner, this outfit looks great on you but do you need more room for your ego? 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1743 No, Dr. Fauci, no one will recognize you. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1744 Yes, it’s an Omicroni original. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1745 If you are comfortable with the suit, let's move on the the oxygen tank and diaper selections. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1746 Absolutely out-of-this-world! 1.2727 0.04362 110 83 25 2
1747 It might be a little long in the crotch. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1748 This one really brings out the color of your eyes. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1749 Oh, fuck! 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1750 No Mask Required! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1751 Unfortunately, we don’t do alterations to spacetime. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1752 Houston, we have take-in! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1753 It's the latest in return-to-office apparel. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1754 Met Gala season already? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1755 The fit is good, but is it breathable? 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1756 'Perfectly protected Sir, as long as you don't breathe' 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1757 Trust me on the gurdle. No one can hear you scream but they sure can see those love handles. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1758 Sir, if I take it in any more, you won't be able to breathe. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1759 It definitely says spaceman. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1760 Add on an Asteroid Belt and the outfit would look out of this world. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1761 See what I mean? Gravitas! 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1762 No, I can’t tell that you’re an adorable army of talking hamsters bent on world domination. As you requested, you look like a normal human astronaut now. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1763 This is not what I meant by Star Wars 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1764 Now all you need is some space. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1765 I think this is my best work, Mr Musk. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1766 On you I think it works. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1767 Think giant step. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1768 You don't have to worry about social distancing when you wear this. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1769 And you can also wear it to work. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1770 Hey, you want to be a billionaire someday? You gotta dress like a billionaire. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1771 Your wife pre-ordered it. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1772 Astronaut? I say, Astro-YES! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1773 Now this is how you can be fashionable AND protected from Covid at the same time! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1774 You'll notice the tight fit will prevent any bloody explosions in space 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1775 I think this look is out of this world. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1776 And what exactly is "space sex?" 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1777 The best thing about this suit is, even in the most boring places, you provide your own atmosphere! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1778 Fits nicely for the current environment. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1779 It looks like you'll be going places now! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1780 This is the latest attire in the Witness Protection Program” 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1781 You know, of course, it's 'Dry Clean Only!' 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1782 This is the very latest in Covid-safe prom wear. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1783 It's entirely made of N95 material. 1.2705 0.05210 122 97 17 8
1784 The silk lining helps you stay cool upon re-entry 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 22 5
1785 If it's a little snug now, a couple of spacewalks should break it in nicely. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1786 I was wondering if I can get a bigger size of shoes? These feel a little tight and I will need to do the moon-walk in them. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1787 Are you coming or going? 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1788 I think you should be about 97% safe in that. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1789 Lose the belt 1.2701 0.04576 137 105 25 6
1790 See ? It makes you look light years younger. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1791 The anti-grav boots keep it fashion-forward...yet well grounded. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1792 Astronaughty, as requested 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1793 It not only protects you from armed and anti-vax constituents, Senator, but the patriotic colors sell it as a fashion statement. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1794 It's universal. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1795 Highly recommended for a Florida vacation. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1796 I forgot to ask. On which side do you dress yourself? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1797 Most restaurants will accept you without a mask 1.2697 0.04864 89 68 19 2
1798 Against the backdrop of the earth, you will appear quite svelte. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1799 This is the same suit Jeff Bezos wore to his niece's wedding. 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
1800 To add a zipper would be $100. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1801 You might want the break in the pants to be lower. 1.2696 0.04336 115 90 21 4
1802 I am going to have to ask you to leave; you are not wearing a mask. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1803 Of course, the beard will have to go. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1804 ...and more leg room to let everything float around in there. 1.2692 0.04875 104 81 19 4
1805 It's climate controlled, bullet proof, and suitable for any insurrection. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1806 The belt DEFINITELY has a thinning effect! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1807 Sorry, there is only a one month return option. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1808 In space, everyone will scream when they see you in this. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1809 Not only is it slimming, I promise you'll feel like it weighs nothing. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1810 There's no shame in letting out the waist a little. 1.2689 0.04575 119 90 26 3
1811 You know,I too dress for the job I want. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1812 Yes that should get you through the next wave of the virus 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1813 You look like a Billionaire! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1814 Galactic chic, top to bottom. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1815 Tang? Never heard of it! 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1816 It is suitable for life on Mars AND protects against Covid-19. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1817 This outfit will always make sure that you are socially distanced. 1.2685 0.04577 108 83 22 3
1818 Our most versatile outfit - perfect for an introvert at a party, space travel, or Capitol insurrections. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1819 As I say, the fit will noticeably improve in low gravity areas. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1820 Look at it this way, sir, whatever the next pandemic may be, you’re ready for it. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1821 …and it’s machine-washable. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1822 I’m not the man they think I am at home. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1823 And if this flies for Valentine's Day, we'll do Elvis for Easter 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1824 You will never have to excuse yourself to go to the men's room again. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1825 It's part of our new vintage Kubrick- inspired PPE line 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1826 Is there anyone in there? 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
1827 Well, you won’t have any worries with the paparazzi. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1828 Yeah, I don't get the plot of "Station 11" either. Just go with it. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1829 No, the jetpack will cost extra. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1830 It’s all the rage. Soon everyone will be wearing them. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1831 Too Gagarin? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1832 And after the pandemic you’ll be the hit at any Sci Fi convention. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1833 Now that’s fly. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1834 You look like 187 billion bucks, Mr. Bezos. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1835 Did you say you were launching AFTER Labor Day? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1836 The look is timeless. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1837 It's the rage among billionaires 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1838 Looking so fly! 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1839 That suit takes off about 180 pounds. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1840 It shows the aliens you’re interested, but not too interested. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1841 And may I say, Mr. Musk, that is the most dashing suit our tailors have ever crafted. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1842 Kanye hasn't even worn this yet! 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1843 And with the right accessories, you can easily transition from Bezos at the office to Gaga at the club. 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1844 You are rocking the moonwalking look! 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1845 My wife absolutely loves hers! 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1846 Fat? You look downright weightless. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1847 An added bonus is, you don't have to wear a mask. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1848 It's certainly classic--but we also offer stylishly modern selections from the Space Force and Elon Musk lines. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1849 It makes you look like a lunatic. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1850 True, she won’t see your face, but she’ll love the cut of your jib. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1851 That's the last one we have, and it's in your size. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1852 Yes sir, free delivery and alterations--within our Solar System--included. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1853 It's called astroslimming. 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1854 Seriously. It’s out of this world. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1855 That is so not you that it's you! 1.2667 0.04336 105 81 20 3
1856 We're hoping to have them ready before the next Presidential election. 1.2667 0.04819 90 68 19 2
1857 Yes, but there's an extra charge for a codpiece. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1858 Excuse me, sir, did my dad come in here? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1859 You said you wanted something for a star-studded affair. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1860 Didn't you see this year's MET Gala? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1861 It’s great that you’re thinking fashion forward for COVID 2023! 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1862 I'm sorry Mr. Musk, you have to poop in your suit. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1863 You cannot find a finer suit for those -455°F occasions. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1864 I can get that for you in a glen plaid. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1865 Believe me, the cummerbund has to match the boots and the face shield. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1866 It won’t feel so tight in zero gravity. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1867 Can I wrap it up or would you prefer to wear it out? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1868 You really want to make it skintight? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1869 I think you rocket 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1870 'I think you are now both trendy and safe enough to go clubbing on Friday' 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1871 This week on Queer Eye: Pandemic Edition. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1872 These cummerbunds allow you to look weightless when you are weightless. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1873 We shoot for the stars in our tailoring, and I have a feeling you do the same in your line of work too. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1874 She'll notice you now! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1875 For these short flights you’ll save money using our “just hold it” protocol. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1876 This is the new look. Face masks are so 2020. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1877 It's very 2022. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1878 It's all the rage in Paris and Milan. But you're from Houston, hmm? We might have a problem. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1879 Now, a different size will have to be special order. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1880 . . .and it protects you better than a vaccine. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1881 Far out. Literally 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1882 This is ground control to Major Tom Ford 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1883 It has the added benefit of deaccentuating your wrinkles. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1884 It's perfect for your SpaceX flight. You'll need it in a different color for your Blue Origin trip. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1885 It's just you. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1886 For summer 2022 this is our latest Variant fashion 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1887 It's eons ahead. We call it super collider wear. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1888 I like it, but I might want to try the cosmonaut one just in case. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1889 You're correct. On first fittings, women *do* get dress-left. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1890 NOW you are stylin for climate change! 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1891 I'm a real space cadet 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1892 Well. Your date won't have to worry about getting an STD. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1893 Aaaand, to top it all off, it covers all of your problem areas! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1894 It makes you look more buff and less bald. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1895 You look like you weigh nothing at all. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1896 With the alterations we’ve made, you’re now well prepared for the next pandemic. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1897 Not to worry . . . There is a lifetime warranty on the septic system! 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1898 This suit is Bezos approved. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1899 I’m ready. Now I just need a billion dollars. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1900 It’s CDC recommended. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1901 You wanted bootcut? 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1902 Covid proof; AND you can go out without make-up. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1903 Tight on the crotch? ... maybe wear your tighty whities below the pants ... it is not rocket science ... 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1904 Sure it’s not airtight anymore, but you have to admit it’s very slimming. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1905 Oh yes, hermetically sealed is all the rage. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1906 I can let it out some if you're finding it hard to breathe. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1907 It screens out 100% of all sunlight so can be out all day, every day. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1908 And when's the big date? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1909 That really does suit you. 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
1910 Trust me, she’ll know you’re ready for re-entry. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1911 I understand that you are a teenager who knows everything, but the suit does not come with a free pair of skis. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1912 I could take it in a bit, but any alteration would void the waterproof guarantee 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1913 It's so you! Early space age 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1914 So a skosh more in the crotch and .6 angstroms off the sleeves? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1915 It looks like someone stole our idea and put it on this weeks inside back cover of the New Yorker. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1916 And, unlike previous space suits, this one will never go out of style. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1917 The academic tweed jacket and elbow patches is so over. This is the right fashion now, professor. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1918 Ivanka, there still may be places on earth you can go..... 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1919 It also comes in dystopian blue. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1920 Yes, you look great, Mr. Bezos. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1921 You look familiar: 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1922 It fits like a glove - and you don’t have to wear a mask! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1923 It's what everyone in ICUs will be wearing this fall 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1924 It's really taking haute couture to an entirely new level. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1925 The mirror adds 10 pounds. On the moon, only 2 pounds. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1926 This concept is straight from The Right Stuff: Dressing for the Job you Want in the Space Biz. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1927 Are you sure you are a lefty? 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
1928 They say zero-g is slimming. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1929 Best choice for mooning. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1930 It's great for when you're having a bad hair day! 1.2636 0.04863 110 87 18 5
1931 No, it's not too revealing. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1932 The creases will lift in space. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1933 It fits! Now tell me again what was the complications with your home address 1.2632 0.07343 76 64 4 8
1934 This color will contrast well with the martian soil so they can find your corpse. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1935 Why? Because I’m Malcom Gladwell, Tailor of the Future, of course! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1936 The suit is free,but you have to be worth over 100 billion dollars to take it home. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1937 I'm sorry but bottoms with buttons are not available. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1938 Trust me, this fit is what's trending with the Martians. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1939 It's very now. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1940 Well, it is a billionaires Ball. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1941 The suit fits perfectly. By the way, who are you? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1942 Do these effectively hide my thunder? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1943 And if they don't let you on the rocket, you can always return it. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1944 You’ll be able to sneak out of church early. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1945 Well what do you think? Perhaps a wiper blade 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1946 Hmmm...maybe you need a Space XL. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1947 It also comes in size Zero-G. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1948 You said you were looking for an out of this world look 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1949 Trust me, you don’t want to go with the ‘untucked’ look. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1950 It's also available in red. 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
1951 No vaccine compares. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1952 I must say the boots really compliment your belt. 1.2626 0.04780 99 77 19 3
1953 A good outfit can get you anywhere. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1954 I must say, you look out of this world! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1955 The fit and cut are like nothing else on Earth. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1956 Let it out more? I’m afraid we’re out of space. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1957 It's what they're all wearing on Mars these days. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1958 It may feel stuffy, but I can assure you it's rather breathable. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1959 A fly? You didn’t specify a fly. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1960 It’s ga-ga-gorgeous 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1961 After a few minor alterations, you'll look out of this world. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1962 That is the only suit you will ever need ! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1963 This suit will definitely match your Tesla. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1964 Now you can forget about Covid. And go about your normal life, sort of. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1965 AU CONTRAIRE, LE CUMMERBUND, C'EST TOI!!!! 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1966 And to think, you helped pay for this! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1967 It's got U.F.O. written all over it. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1968 ...And ultra-platform boots just as you requested, Mr. Bezos." 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1969 Of course, it costs more if you want your face to show. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1970 You really are dressing for the job you want! 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1971 No one’s gonna even NOTICE that SpongeBob Aquarium Pineapple House ornament when YOU come floating down looking like THAT! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1972 Everyone will be wearing it this year. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1973 It’s called our space age anti-viral suit. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
1974 I can see from your smile that you really like it. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1975 It's ideal for someone who doesn't want to make a fashion statement! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1976 And if you have an itch, it comes with an automatic scratching feature. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1977 Mylar or Dacron cuffs? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1978 Well, you knew what they say... If you haven't worn it in over a year... 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1979 That would go great with some No-Air Jordans. 1.2613 0.04563 111 84 25 2
1980 It's the latest in survival apparel. 1.2613 0.04563 111 84 25 2
1981 Must be some blast, Mr. Bezos 1.2613 0.04380 111 83 27 1
1982 In space you’ll look 20 lbs thinner. 1.2613 0.04563 111 84 25 2
1983 It's supposed to be a little tight. It's going to expand a little when you hit zero gravity. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1984 Is the wedding pandemic formal or pandemic formal optional? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1985 If I tighten the seams any more, you won't be able to breathe. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1986 I'm just not sure if the cumberband really works with this. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1987 This outfit may prove difficult if you decide to take epee. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1988 That cummerbund is out of this world. 1.2609 0.03824 115 90 21 3
1989 Mr Musk, there’s really no reason to stuff a roll of socks in your crotch for this type of adventure. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1990 It's you, Mr. Musk." 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1991 You understand why we must be paid in cash! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1992 Boxers might be preferable to briefs. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1993 It's a retro fashion from the 60's. All the trillionaires are wearing them! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1994 Yes, briefs on the outside is this year’s look. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1995 First time climbing Mt. Everest? 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1996 Yes… Alterations are free. Why do you ask? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1997 I had the same problem until I got my hair cut like THIS. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1998 It’s what all the billionaires are wearing this season. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1999 It’s fashion forward 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
2000 You mean you don't like our 'Hidden Figures' spacesuit line? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2001 Pick a pronoun, any pronoun! 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
2002 Left or right? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2003 Well, you will be weightless, so does it matter it makes you look fat? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2004 Pinning on a carnation could affect oxygen levels. How about a nice pocket square? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2005 This suit moves effortlessly from serious scientific investigation straight to post apocalyptic entertainment! 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2006 Trust me, all the billionaires rock the cummerbund. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2007 Look - you said you wanted something out of this world - you got it! 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2008 And it comes with a free CD of David Bowie’s greatest hits! 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2009 I'm never disappointed by the difference a nice cummerbund can make. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2010 Not everyone can wear a suit like that! 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2011 It's the first NASA game show. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2012 If you want to be the best dressed Earthling on Mars, wear a cummerbund. That's what I always say! 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2013 Well, la de da! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2014 Will you be you wanting cuffs? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2015 On you,it looks great! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2016 I’ll have to make closet space for this but i’ll take it! 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2017 This definitely screams “I need some space”! 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2018 The belt is definitely slimming. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
2019 This is wonderful day wear. But if you have any plans on the dark side of the moon, I could show you something more formal. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2020 Do you want the fly with a zipper or buttons ? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2021 What's with the black face? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2022 No, the ride is not included. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2023 Yes . . . we can change your look. What do you have in mind? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2024 It's perfect for the Moon, Mars and Covid. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2025 You look like a million, I mean - billion dollars. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2026 Elon, it is you! Bezos and Branson wore last seasons attire. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2027 That's one giant leap for your attractiveness, sir. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
2028 Best of all, you can just wear this instead of paying taxes. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2029 I know it’s a little tight in the midsection right now, but trust me, everything will even right out in zero g. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
2030 And if you aren't assigned a mission, well...there's always Halloween 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2031 Of course, you'll still need to wear a mask... 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2032 You can throw the Beano away sir! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2033 We could accessorize with a asteroid belt 1.2589 0.04952 112 88 16 6
2034 The post-pandemic wardrobe update looks good on you. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
2035 KN95 mask is extra. 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
2036 Wrap it up, Scotty? 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
2037 It was up to you to mention the need for the mating accessory! 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
2038 It comes with two pairs of pants. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
2039 We have larger codpieces available if you need to impress someone. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
2040 I don’t know, Jim. Does it look a little too “out there”? 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
2041 You’ll look skinnier on Mars. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2042 Trust me, honey. I'm a tailor to the stars. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2043 You show that Covid who's boss! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2044 Let your face show your excitement. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2045 Perhaps I can suggest one of our monogramed Stetson accessories for your off-helmet occasions 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2046 I like it; it says deep sea, outer space, come on an adventure with me. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2047 I think, sir, you might want to go for the see-thru helmet. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2048 It's our top of the line: 100% recycled pressurized pellets harvested from the old Star Wars Death Star. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2049 Out of this world, right? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2050 Are my space diapers showing? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2051 It’s best to plan ahead 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2052 It's from our new Station Eleven collection. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2053 It’s the appropriate style for any large function 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2054 Its only space "resistant" not space "proof", but we do sell a warranty! 1.2581 0.04265 124 94 28 2
2055 Can I do it? We made the same changes on Elon's suit just last week. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2056 I'm sure with this ensemble your interview with NASA is just a formality. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2057 We specialize in COVID Couture. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2058 It’s perfect…especially the musk scent. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2059 Does this outfit make me look spacey? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2060 Yes. Very Station 11 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2061 It comes with a matching NFT. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
2062 The cummerbund is so you. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2063 I sure hope there is enough space for me at the gala. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2064 For $12,000,000, it should at least come with a vest. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2065 We vacuum-fitted it to bring you two sizes down! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2066 Unfortunately, we do not yet have a shipping option. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2067 Yes, you can absolutely fuck in this. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2068 It’s perfect for après-launch. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2069 Sometimes Prime Wardrobe just won’t do, right Mr. Bezos? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2070 Would you like to see it in checks or plaid, they're all asexual? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2071 The cowboy hats are right this way 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2072 'Never in the dryer, just hang it outside" 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2073 Sorry, no credit; because we never know. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2074 I took your request for a weightless suit too literally. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2075 We can also do that in a muted glen plaid 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2076 Mr. Bezos -- I really thinks it's you! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2077 This one goes great with an oxygen tank. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2078 You can’t describe Neopolitan tailoring until you have it on 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2079 It comes with the mirror. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2080 There. You’re ready for any deck on your Princess cruise. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2081 Awesome choice--the style screams out your anti-VAX, don't mess with me, survivalist rage! 1.2574 0.04804 101 76 22 2
2082 The Depends are built in. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2083 …with your choice of matching heels for apres flight 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2084 This one comes with a bespoke adult diaper, just in case… 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2085 It’s less about comfort and more about anonymity. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2086 No, I mean it -- you look like $300 billion. 1.2574 0.03905 136 102 33 1
2087 This is the new fashion right now all across the universe! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2088 This is absolutely the best Covid proof outfit available. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2089 Life on Mars? You'll be the life of the party wherever you go. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
2090 It's the perfect outfit for going to the movies. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2091 You say it’s self-driving? 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
2092 This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said I wanted to look out of this world. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2093 You said ‘“high fashion.” 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2094 Well, if you're going to wear a mask, you should really WEAR A MASK! 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2095 Are you flying private or commercial? 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
2096 You’re asking a tailor to measure you for a perfect fit? Go ask a rocket scientist. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
2097 It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you are rockin' that outfit! 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
2098 well it does make your waist look smaller 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
2099 And the greatest thing is that it's self-cleaning - no dry cleaners; no need for bathroom breaks. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
2100 Why, sure the cummerbund has a function! Gets you into black tie. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
2101 Not bad-looking for an empty suit. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
2102 And if you are planning on a space walk during your flight, we can upgrade your suit. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
2103 Little big, too much space 1.2564 0.04054 117 87 30 0
2104 If you have to use the bathroom you'll have to plan pretty far ahead. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2105 We don't want you to feel that you are under any pressure, but... 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2106 Is this the Bezos cut? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2107 Mr. Bezos, the utility cummerbund is big this season. 1.2564 0.04318 117 90 23 3
2108 It looks great on you Mr. Gates, don’t worry about a rocket. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2109 We can take the diaper in by an inch if you want. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2110 You'll be weightless, so you'll need a tube, not a fly zipper. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2111 This is the very latest in outer outer wear! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2112 I know it's a little tight. Don't worry, they'll shrink. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2113 It's not miss-stitched--you've got your head on backwards! 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2114 Houston, we have a hottie. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2115 You said you wanted a suit that's 'out of this world.' 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2116 Unfortunately I can’t use any pins! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2117 I'm sorry, Mr. Bezos. Our confidentiality policy forbids me from disclosing Mr. Branson's fabric choices. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2118 Is this occasion for fashion or function? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2119 I hope you like your choice of our least breathable fabric. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2120 This one is also available in a slate gray or black. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2121 This, plus three vaccinations, is almost foolproof against Covid-19 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2122 Does this make me look fat or am I just spacing out? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2123 Captain, you are set to STUN! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2124 You do realize that I can't hear a word you are saying? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2125 No, I'm sorry. There's no alteration that will make your Tesla less smug. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2126 You said you found this at a thrift store? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2127 You look fabulous Mr. Musk. Would you like to order it in every available color? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2128 It’s very Station Eleven! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2129 I think the cummerbund really makes it! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2130 After all of that tucking, stitching, and hemming, returning to the moon should be a cinch. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2131 Although the suit is somewhat astronomical, the price tag is not. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2132 I'd skip the jacket vent and just go for the air vent. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2133 The spacesuit and even the tailoring is complimentary with your 100 million dollar ticket for the Musk X-press. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2134 Really, you can wear it anywhere. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2135 Would you like to see it in puce 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2136 Is there anything we can do to make this thing more breathable? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2137 Even without the cowboy hat, you're all still Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Bezos. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2138 Now your good for the office. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2139 Someone’s been skipping his astronaut ice cream! 1.2551 0.06374 98 83 5 10
2140 No, the COVID special does not make you look fat. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2141 I wouldn’t exactly consider marriage a small step.” 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2142 You can afford your own rocket but you don't want to pay extra for the mirrored face shield? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2143 It's the most "out-there" style available 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2144 It is from our Covid line. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2145 Our space suits don't usually come with a pocket square. 1.2549 0.05860 102 84 10 8
2146 I'm not sure. This look seems kind of "out there." 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
2147 No, of course you don't look fat! Not like it matters where you're going anyways! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2148 Space suits you Sir. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2149 Yes, I can help you with casual Friday. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2150 Where you're going, no one looks fat. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2151 This look will suck the oxygen out of any room. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2152 Would you prefer I show you something from our Midnight Toker collection? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 15 6
2153 Trust me. You’ll be seeing this look everywhere. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
2154 Astro-yesssss! 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2155 Do you have this in a moon glow blue? 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
2156 Now, sir, may I interest you in an asteroid belt? 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2157 Much better than a mask, don’t you think? It’s so slimming! 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2158 If I may say, Sir, your fashion sense is out of this world. 1.2544 0.04282 114 86 27 1
2159 This suit feels a little spacious. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
2160 It’s COVID-19 proof! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2161 It's excellent for remote work. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2162 I think you'll be great on the cover of the very first Mars Vogue! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2163 Do you have enough space ? 1.2532 0.05086 79 62 15 2
2164 Haute couture for the commercial space age! You look magnifique monsieur! It is only $500,000 with the environmental disaster discount! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2165 I think this ensemble will set my career into orbit. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2166 Elon Musk bought the same outfit." 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2167 For$ 250 more, I’ll throw in a Jeff Bezos cowboy hat. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2168 In space no one knows your inseam. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2169 Who says Covid can't be chic? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2170 You look 1/6 your weight! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2171 Now even you can Moonwalk. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2172 We call this one Kanye. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2173 And you can also use it as a wine cooler. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2174 I've tightened up the hips slightly, to prevent an air leak.. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2175 You will make a splash on your $20,000,000, 11 minute flight! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2176 Of course we can accessorize that. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2177 I charge 10% of what you're paying Musk. But you get back 5% if you return it in one piece. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2178 You’re totally ready for the next variant. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2179 Guaranteed to be airtight, or you can return it for a full refund, but the offer does not extend to your heirs! 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2180 You are ready to go to the grocery store. 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
2181 You'll love it. You'll no longer have to mask up, socially distance, or wash your hands. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2182 The new CDC guidelines looks fabulous on you! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2183 So who are you dating, Jupiter or Mars? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2184 I’ve never done a space suit before. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2185 I’m sorry, but it’s not available in chartreuse. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2186 That suit on you looks out of this world! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2187 My bad. I thought you said you wanted TO fly. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2188 It comes with a free Covid test. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2189 I’ll have my brother Harpo press it before you pick it up. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2190 See how the VR headgear turns you into a buff fashion plate? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2191 And there is no extradition treaty. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2192 I see you took "tailor to the stars" quite literally. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2193 No worries! Guys come in four, five times a day asking me to remove that front flap. Really… 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2194 How do you hang? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2195 And how long would it take before I can sit down on the toilet? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2196 It's a nice idea but we don't have one with pleats. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2197 It's our best selling protection from covid suit. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2198 Elon and Jeff don't have the vision you do. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2199 It's perfect for work and parties. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2200 You see...you don't have to be a billionaire to look like a million bucks. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2201 We specialise in designing unfulfilled dreams. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2202 Once your billionaire friend sees you in this suit he will definitely know exactly what you’d like for you birthday. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2203 You look well-traveled. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2204 Oh sorry, I thought you asked if it would make Mars look big... 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2205 The sleeves will ride-up with wear. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2206 For goodness sake, man, I said my name is Major Tom ...not that I wanted to look like Major Tom! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2207 Are you feeling it? I am feeling it. It is the latest in our COVID line. Ready for anything - alien invasion, outer space trip, pandemic, social interaction... the list is endless. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2208 Would you like to see it with a matching cape? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2209 And, it's totally covid proof 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2210 How does it fit?" "It's ok, but it could be more spacious. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2211 Not even Jeff has one. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2212 The trend shows it will be THE ‘going out’ outfit. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
2213 Bro, if you could "like me" when you get to Earth, I'd definitely appreciate the possibility of more business. 1.2523 0.04334 111 84 26 1
2214 Trust me, it's you. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2215 The headpiece is so well coordinated 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2216 It also comes in sky blue and cosmic green 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2217 Not only will it protect you against the pi variant, you can adjust your pecs for any occasion 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2218 It's just not very breathable... 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
2219 Does it look good? On you, it's out of this world! 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
2220 It’s a new frontier for spacesuits. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2221 Will Tuesday work for you? The waistband is perfect, but I'll need to take in the shoulders and oil the elbows. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2222 Only this suit let's you tolerate global warming. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2223 The suit is part of our post-apocalypse collection, the boots are classic Uggs 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2224 It's out of this world. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2225 In that one - and I'm not just saying this - you really look out of this world. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2226 It's an exact replica of Shatner's 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2227 Not for space, it's to live up to my dog's expectations of me. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2228 It's retro astro 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2229 Modern day fashion is out of this world! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2230 That suit really brings out your eyes. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2231 Looks great on you! So apocalyptic! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2232 They won't be able to keep their tentacles off you! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2233 For you? You will receive an "out of this world" discount. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2234 You're going to rock the dance floor at the Space Station! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2235 To be honest, I'm a bit starstruck. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2236 And voila! You're back in the swing of things! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2237 You may now enter a restaurant! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2238 Slimmer? My dear, you look positively weightless! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2239 Does your closet have space? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2240 It's perfect for casual Friday! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2241 It'll be the first cummerbund in space. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2242 It's just out of this world. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2243 If you want to blend in, may I suggest all black. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2244 Only 49.95 to add the racing stripes. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2245 You sure look ready to go! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2246 Sorry, I should have asked if you wanted a breathing hole. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2247 I’m pretty sure the giant leap for mankind is what ripped them last time. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2248 You're sure to one-up Elon in this Mr. Bezos 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
2249 Will you be wearing your catheter on the right or the left? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2250 How's that fit? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2251 Would you like it better in another color? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2252 So what's the occasion? Business or pleasure? 1.2500 0.04684 104 79 22 2
2253 What the best dressed grocery shoppers are wearing this season 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2254 “Casually chic and Covid safe at the supermarket in the morning, fashion forward and spectacular as you orbit the earth with the billionaires at night.” 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2255 The air tanks will run you ten thousand dollars now, twenty thousand dollars in four minutes... 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2256 You now can skip all the mandatory vaccination and mask requirements, Mr. Djokovic 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2257 You look dashing but a mask is all that’s required. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2258 “Rental orders should be dropped off the first business day after your event.” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2259 You look a billion bucks! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
2260 THIS IS OUR TOTAL VIRUS PROTECTION PACKAGE 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2261 Maybe a little off the sleeves? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2262 Perfect for my American Airlines flight from Miami to London! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2263 Well, sure... I guess you do look a LITTLE like Matt Damon. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2264 Congratulations! You're not a vampire! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2265 Mr. Branson, you look like 3.8 billion bucks 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2266 I can get it for you wholesale 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2267 Now that's a suit to go to an anti-vaxxer party!! 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
2268 Nooooo! You don't look fat! Or stupid! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2269 Mardi Gras,Halloween,or SpaceX? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2270 It’s pretty snug, so remember, dry clean only! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2271 For the smart crowd that wants to be ready for every Covid mutation from now on, it's All the Rage. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2272 Your husband was right-it's too revealing. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2273 You'll be well-dressed anywhere in the universe in this one. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
2274 I know we're a little pricey. But over at NASA you can't get an enviro-ware designer suit this good for under 150 million. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2275 That'll stay in fashion right through the Omega variant. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2276 And trust me, once the CDC changes their guidance again, this will be impossible to get. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2277 I love the retro Apolloy look to it. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2278 Can you widen the lapels? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2279 It IS more slimming without the air tank, but that will limit where you wear it. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2280 It's all hand stitched under water by Martians from Pluto sir. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2281 Tailoring will take about a week. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2282 Loosing the oxygen is so slimming and unfussy. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2283 Your ass is out of this world. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2284 Now... Bezos Blue or Musk Melon? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2285 This one is just for the Astronistas. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2286 The cummerbund is very slimming! 1.2500 0.04388 108 82 25 1
2287 Don't worry about the rips. It's called "distressed," and is very much in style. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
2288 And as I said, if anyone recognizes you tonight, you get a full refund and can keep the suit. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
2289 You'll get a real lift wearing this. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2290 There's not much I can do with the KN100 suits, but I know they don't shrink. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2291 Yes, you can certainly meet face to face if you wish. But l must make some alterations before you can safely step through the portal. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2292 It's the cummerbund that really makes it 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
2293 The cummerbund is a bit much. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2294 I was going to get a wedding dress but I figured I’d use this more. Climate change. COVID. Halloween. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2295 Now, say AAAAAAAAA!!! 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2296 Oh no, you'll still get it. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
2297 And the extended warranty is good for 3 years or the zyclition virus, whichever comes first! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2298 We'll tuck the radiation shield just a smidge. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2299 Do you know how to change in a phone booth? 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2300 Do you feel like you need more space? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2301 It's good for exploring outer space or the grocery aisle. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2302 Yes it's guaranteed to protect you from covid without even leaving planet Earth 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2303 Cosmetology was actually my back-up plan” 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2304 Nothing will say galactic boss lady like a set of shoulder pads.” 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2305 A much better look than a N95. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2306 Well, your childhood dream came almost true... 1.2475 0.04316 101 76 25 0
2307 It also comes in hot pink! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2308 It’s a more modern look 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2309 I said I want to be dressed for the red CARPET, you idiot! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2310 The cummerbund should be just as functional in space as it is down here. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2311 Good enough for an eleven-minute journey? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2312 I can take the helmet in a bit, but I think that faceplate is you! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2313 With practice, a four person team can get you out the door in an hour! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2314 The helmet, belt and boots are a little matchy-matchy. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2315 Mr Branson guarantees this is better than any of the knockoffs you can get from Amazon. 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
2316 Yeah, it’s a little stiff at first but you won’t know you’re wearing it after a couple of lightyears 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2317 The nicest thing is it works for any occasion. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2318 Believe me, this look is about to take off! 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2319 You’ve really bulked up, Mr. Bezos. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2320 I told you you'd look out of this world. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2321 Let’s talk accessories - moon buggy, American flag or golf club? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2322 It's been very popular with teachers. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2323 I know you prefer things more fitted, but in space you look 175 pounds lighter. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2324 So,is this your first space swimsuit? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2325 It’s good to have you back, and as you can see, Major Tom, men’s EVA fashion hardly changes over time. 1.2473 0.04498 93 70 23 0
2326 Is there a warranty if I see any damage? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2327 No, in fact Uranus looks very trim. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2328 The price for the adjustments will be astronomical 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2329 Trust me, it’ll look better with no gravity. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2330 It's what they're wearing on Mars these days. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2331 You’re the third billionaire this week to buy one of these. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2332 This is our latest from our Global Crisis line. We like to call it 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2333 Does this make my butt look big? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2334 Can you tell whoever “they” are that we accept all credit cards? 1.2472 0.05247 89 72 13 4
2335 unisex? unisexy! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2336 Excellent,Taylor, you're ready to return to in-person kindergarten! 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2337 No worries. We'll let out the seam and find you some more space. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2338 You should have gone before you put it on. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2339 2001: A Space Tapestry 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2340 All the best billionaires are wearing it 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2341 It's styled for those untethered moments when one just needs a little more space. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2342 This feels a bit too 2024 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2343 Pandemic, schmandemic 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2344 I call the new look "supermarket chic." 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2345 No, I don't think it makes you look like a capitalist pig. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2346 We call it the N-96: 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2347 Now let's find you a cowboy hat for when you get back. 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
2348 You really think pleats will hold extra oxygen? 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
2349 Can you take it in some? I plan on losing a lot of weight. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2350 You are now entering the final fitting.” 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
2351 2022 office wear... 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2352 Suit me up in something with a little less gravity. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2353 This style is all the rage with our billionaire clients these days. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
2354 You wanted no one to recognize you and I think I delivered. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2355 Is it breathable? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2356 It comes with a rose-colored visor for the return to earth. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2357 It's the latest in COVID wear 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2358 Frankly,I think you look out of this world! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2359 Dress for the job you want not the one you have. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2360 This style should really take off. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2361 The shoulders may need letting out if you plan to swing a golf club. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2362 I promise: the cat person will never recognize you in this. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2363 I think it makes you look out of this world 1.2451 0.04501 102 78 23 1
2364 Oh, I forgot to ask ... which side do you 'dress' on? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2365 My college counselor told me I should dress from the job I want. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2366 Are you absolutely certain you want a zipper? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2367 You want my honest opinion? You don't look like a bitch-ass nerd's idea of a cool guy at all, Mr. Bezos. You look very swag. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2368 No, it's not a trick mirror 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2369 Fits you perfectly!!! To the sun and beyond!!!!! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2370 Is it too late for you to take my inseam again? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2371 And best of all,you'll never have to deal with the real world again! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2372 The belt really ties it together 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2373 Coach or Business Class? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2374 Trouble breathing? Looser or tighter? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2375 It's the suit most commonly requested by tech billionaires 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2376 You will be bounding over those boulders in style, sir." 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2377 You should have enough space to move around with this design." 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2378 It hides your curves nicely, doesn't it? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2379 Guaranteed to protect you against any infectious disease. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2380 Tell the truth. You farted in that suit, now didn't you? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2381 You do indeed look out of this world! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2382 Oh believe me, it's extremely you! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2383 We are a niche concierge service for the billionaire who is living out a real life astronaut fantasy. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2384 I thought you asked for a special suit to meet E.T., not for a meet n greet. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2385 And can I interest you in a fluorescent yellow oxygen tank? It will make you light up the night sky. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2386 Kubrickian is all the rage. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2387 "It's retro, very 2001. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2388 Richard Branson bought this same model, in white 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2389 Everyone will be wearing this at the next insurrection. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2390 It's the best party suit for nerds and geeks 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2391 Do you want a hat with that? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2392 So … Do you dress to the right or to the left? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2393 I'm not sure if the helmet matches the space boots, but it's a start. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2394 This is the very latest in cruise wear. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2395 It's what the billionaires are wearing 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2396 It perfectly fits you, Mr. Wilkinson. Assuming you’re Mr. Wilkinson. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2397 This should give you the space she's looking for. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
2398 And don't forget to say "Klaatu barada nikto" ! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2399 It looks great on you Mr. Bezos. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2400 This isn't what it looked like online? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2401 It's a good fit but maybe you should just get the booster shot. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2402 This not only will make you look skinner, but it is also zero gravity 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2403 All the billionaires are wearing it this year. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2404 It's the future of PPE. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2405 A bit more space in the shoulders, Sir? 1.2435 0.04553 115 89 22 3
2406 Is this really what the invite meant by 'Nautical Themed'? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2407 We call it "Omega Ready" 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2408 I suggest not breathing for a more fitted look. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2409 You'll show them all, Mr. Gates. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2410 I’m sorry, Sir, but the cost will skyrocket if you want bodily function alterations. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2411 I told you that the black belt really pulled it all together!” 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2412 Dude, you have like no thigh gap. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2413 And this sound system slays those sorry ear buds. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2414 Spacejunk? Or, You need more space for your junk? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2415 Forget about world hunger! You deserve a tailored suit for your 5 billion dollar space flight. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2416 You look very ... galactic. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2417 If I take it in, the stitching will compromise your hermetical seal. May I suggest the space cummerbund? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2418 Nothing says it quite like a bespoke PPE suit. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2419 In this outfit you're going to have a blast. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2420 Yes, when your wearing that suit, no one can touch you. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2421 It is not about matchy-matched; just ask if it goes-with. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2422 Yes, like that! It’s the only way to hide your ugly face and fat body…. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2423 Yes sir, Mr. Bezos. I will remove the SpaceX patch right away. My apologies. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
2424 Your COVID worries are over. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2425 Take me to your weaver 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2426 It really sends a message Mr. Bezos! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2427 You said you were over the moon about the wedding 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2428 I hope the inner and outer “space suit”s you! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2429 I launched my spring collection. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2430 It's really you. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2431 It gives you an ethereal look. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2432 Yes. The cummerbund adds gravity to your appearance. 1.2424 0.05195 99 78 16 4
2433 In Europe, everyone is doing the colostomy bag down the right leg, but you do you. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2434 Astro swag, yeah, I said it! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2435 Will they be able to see my face on Zoom? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2436 I want it to scream "stellar!" 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2437 Omericon proof? Do you have to ask? 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
2438 Fashion fades, but space is eternal... 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2439 Headed to the MIR-ror Ball? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2440 Okay but I have to pee 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2441 Want to step outside and see how it looks in the moonlight? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2442 If a meteor hits it,bring it back anytime 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2443 Don't worry, this isn't my first elopement. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2444 No sweetie, it doesn't make you look fat. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2445 Hell no Mr Bezos, it certainly does not make you look fat. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2446 Reëntering? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2447 It might be a little tight around Uranus. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2448 No question about it! You'll be the best-dressed man on the moon! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2449 No, I wouldn't recommend cuffs. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2450 I don’t know… this feels more white-tie than black-tie. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2451 You'll love its unisex, rainproof qualities 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2452 Yeah - no, cuffs went out a long time ago. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2453 You'll be the one laughing later. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2454 Wow ,that suit is out of this world 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2455 It's you Miss -- It's really you. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2456 Even though it’s mostly white, the.opaque face shield will enable you to wear it after Labor Day in the Hamptons with impunity. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2457 Yes a bit bulky, but the 38% gravity on Mars will make it slimming. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2458 Yes Mr. Musk, this is the perfect suit for those low orbit get togethers with Mr. Branson and Mr. Bezos. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2459 Will less gravity make my butt look better? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2460 And you don't have to worry about trouser length or cuffs. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2461 Clothes doth maketh the spaceman,” you have to admit 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2462 It is so YOU! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2463 Wrong door; the carbon fiber shop is one door down. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2464 You have lift-off, brother 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2465 You are so ready to colonize Mars. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2466 To be honest, the cummerbund is out of style, but it works for you here. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2467 It’s Soyuz 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2468 This is our new COVID Casual line... 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2469 How are you liking this outfit, sir? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2470 No, it definitely does not make you look fat. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2471 N95's are soooooo 2021. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2472 They've scheduled to launch it in our next prêt-à-porter. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2473 You look so slim. I think it's a great outfit for a first date. 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
2474 Never mind him. He's only here to take notes. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2475 Will that be cash, charge, Bezos, or Branson?" 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2476 Well, is it out of this world or what? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2477 Any Alien Creatures you run into will know we Humans love to make fashion statements. 1.2404 0.05202 104 83 14 5
2478 Is there enough space for you? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2479 Is it according to the latest trends on Mars? Definitely yes, sir. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2480 It’s a true day to night look! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2481 You'll take the air out of the room. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2482 Does it feel spacey enough? 1.2400 0.05148 100 79 16 4
2483 This is the latest trend of the COVID season. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2484 Yes Sir, you are now ready for the next variant. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2485 Well, it certainly makes you look younger! 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2486 You liked it and this outfit is comfortable and has a lot of space. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2487 My great grandfather was Dracula. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2488 It's also available in Ice Blue and Vermillion. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2489 Yes-the natural shoulder looks much better. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2490 You’ll want something less formal for the Virgin flight. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2491 You'll be stylin' at the satellite campus next semester. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
2492 Oh…you wanted more space in your suit! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2493 Everyone in space has one but, no pressure. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2494 Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jeff Bezos?" 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2495 I think its a good fit but how about yellow to match your "summer" complextion? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2496 Now that looks out of this world. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2497 You are going to need a cowboy hat 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2498 Be honest: if you were an abyss, would you stare back at me? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2499 It will save space in your closet. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
2500 Yes,you can even pee in it. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2501 Now do you like the space cummerbund, or do you want to try it with the space vest? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2502 We call in "Covid Chic". It's out of this world. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2503 I'd say you look out of this world. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2504 Can I assume that you guys accept SpaceCoin? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2505 I think that will really show them. Don't you Mr Gates? 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
2506 I have an asteroid belt that would go great with this. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2507 If you prefer we can add a codpiece 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2508 No one will know who you are!! Great to rob banks or whatever you want. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2509 It's today's look for the fashionable billionaire. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2510 It’s ideal for large gatherings. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2511 That's a nice fit." "But to pick up the chicks use the Apollo 11 version-it shows you have balls. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2512 Dude, you look far out! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2513 I think I need a more breathable suit. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2514 "Glad you like it, Kanye. It's perfect for sneaking up on Pete Davidson. 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
2515 The Covid Defender works nicely at weddings and funerals” 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2516 Could we interest you in something more terrestrial? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2517 You need the crotch in space? 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
2518 Its the latest look in styles for Billionaires! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2519 Can you make the head a little smaller. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2520 And of course this will protect against against all Covid variants. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2521 Don't lie. You're thinking of the opening lines to 'The Martian' aren't you? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2522 Oh yeah, this is way better than that stuffy old wedding tuxedo. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2523 This is our “Kinda Like” mirror. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2524 We're totally projecting a Metaverse fashion vibe here. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2525 You look hotter than the Sun! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2526 isn’t it out of this world? 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2527 I can bring in the waist but I won’t adjust any buttons. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2528 No no, the blackface is very 2022 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2529 There’s a certain air of mystery about you. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2530 Seems somewhat cheesy for the moon landing. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2531 It's crazy I pay more taxes than you. 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
2532 I don't know if I can afford this suit. I'm on an astronaut's salary. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2533 It brings out your buttocks in an astro-sexual way. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2534 Go ahead, give the laser a try. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2535 What do you think Major Tom? Ground Control thought it was out of this world. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2536 My chef-d'oeuvre! Total multiverse zeitgeist with total multiverse crawl-up concealment. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2537 We could let out the waist a little. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2538 The billionaire suiting up. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
2539 Nobody handles dorsal fins like Brooks Brothers 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2540 You look like a billionaire already! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2541 Wow, this look says, “He’s going places!”. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2542 Scared? That ought to do it. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
2543 It’s a little too 2020. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2544 I could take it in a bit, but I’m not sure there’s space. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2545 I think you´ll be a hit at the "Dreams I thought were gonna come true" party. Cheers. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2546 I think this will protect you from Omicron, but I still wouldn't eat the sushi. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2547 Mr. Musk,that suit fits you like a Tesla. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2548 It really brings out your depth. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
2549 It's the very latest in 'Extinction Level Event' wear. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2550 No, it doesn't make you look fat. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2551 Storm Trooper is the new black. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2552 Our buffet dining customers swear by it! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2553 Elon's new line is named after his new son, that's why our brand isn't recognizable by name. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2554 Now take a deep breath, enjoy your aroma. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2555 New suit for Boris wont see him at party 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2556 You won't get sick while wearing this, but you won't have sex again either. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2557 Well, yes I do think it's a look that's out of this world. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2558 The cinch to your waist should counteract that zero-G shapeless feeling! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
2559 The wrinkles will come out in time. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2560 And you are 99.8% protected against all varients. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2561 NO! I do NOT want you to vent it! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2562 Finding everything alr- oh. There's no one in there. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2563 You want a suit that’ll make ‘em wonder who the hell you are. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2564 It’s the latest thing in pandemic protection. It’s going viral. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2565 Of course, a nice hat will really pull it all together. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2566 Note the gender neutral crotch. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2567 These prom themes are getting out of hand. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2568 If you have to wear a mask anyway, why not own it? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2569 By 2050 everyone will be wearing them... 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2570 I wouldn't want to show my face in that either. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2571 So you dont think this is too much for my job interview with Richard Branson? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2572 We agreed not to measure by good taste, rather by your personal fantasy. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2573 The 60’s are back baby! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2574 That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mannequin. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2575 One small tuck? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2576 This fit really shows off you wealth. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2577 I know it's way over your budget, but remember, in outer space you weigh nothing! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2578 And, with this suit, there's no need to wear an N95 mask. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2579 REAL COMFORTABLE??? 1.2364 0.04820 110 87 18 4
2580 You won't need your fashion sunglasses 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2581 This one is appropriate for restaurants with no atmosphere. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2582 It goes great with your eyes! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2583 Sure, Mr. Musk. We can add a codpiece. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2584 YES!!! You look out of this world, just don't eat or drink anything... 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2585 You’ll definitely be styling out there. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2586 Don’t worry, it will be ready before blast off. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2587 It's a modern twist on the classic asteroid belt. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2588 This is one of the bestsellers in our 'David Bowie' line this season. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2589 With the right accessories, you could wear it anywhere. 1.2353 0.04315 85 69 14 2
2590 Of course, you look way out there. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2591 Between you and I this moon landing is gonna be fake, so the actual fit... no biggie. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2592 Im sorry we dont have any wings for your suit 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2593 Does this make me look fat? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2594 It's not you. It's the mirror. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2595 Its hasn't caught on just yet but it's going to be all the rage by spring 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2596 Well Harold did you ever think it would come to this, you an astronaut and me a tailor ? 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2597 It’s a bit tight for Uranus. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2598 It is perfect for your first Moon party! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2599 That's what I'm talking about! Fierce! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2600 I'll have your suit and you back in a week. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2601 Are you sure this is the only way to get him to understand that you need some space? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2602 Life on earth is going out of fashion, so I suggest the latest in extraterrestrial leisurewear for the discerning gentleman. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2603 Subtle, casual. I'll take it. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2604 The slim fit suit works for you, but we'll need to keep the sensible shoes if you're going to be walking on the moon. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2605 I guess it is true that they're letting just anyone into space 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2606 That's one small suit for men, would you prefer medium? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2607 NASA fit?? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2608 You want vents? We'll put in vents 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2609 No, it actually makes your booty look hella hot." 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2610 You said you wanted to look like George Clooney, no? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2611 The cummerbund makes the girdle look less diaper-like. Trust me, you don't want to explore another planet looking like Baby Huey. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2612 Are you on your launch break? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2613 If you were a Wordle, you'd be: SWANK. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2614 It's wildly popular with folks on Mars this year. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2615 Believe me sir, that’s a suit you can wear absolutely anywhere. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2616 This one's very popular with teachers. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2617 It's the latest in the new normal. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2618 It sucks the oxygen out of the room. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2619 No,you're definitely not the man they think you are at home! 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
2620 As seen in this months’s what’s hot/what’s cosmonaut list. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2621 Oh, you said you wanted to LOOK fly? My bad. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2622 Actually, tailoring is my avocation. I'm really a cost accountant. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2623 If you do kiss anyone, remember to use wiper fluid. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2624 ...and before NASA, I worked with Daft Punk. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2625 This one makes you look tall and slim. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2626 This is the very latest style Major Tom! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2627 Those onions won't stand a chance. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2628 Two words, my good man: Climate Change. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2629 The cummerbund is exquisite. You will be the envy of all the other astronauts. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2630 It does look more slimming from space. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2631 Easy on the eye shadow and you will be fine! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2632 Yeeesss - Space is the new black. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2633 It positively suits you.” 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2634 Price includes alterations and stain guard. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2635 'Of course, you will have to wear a diaper.' 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2636 Face it...you are stellar! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2637 It's guaranteed to fit, even if you lose weight. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2638 It's a look that's out of this world. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
2639 You look great. The suit is well tailored and you don't have bother with an N95. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2640 Yes sir- we gladly accept all forms of Intergalactic payment. 1.2338 0.04675 77 61 15 1
2641 Clean your childrens' room? Why, you're now safe to clean the litter box. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2642 AND, No covid worry ! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2643 It is not only elegant but 100% COVID resistant 1.2338 0.06639 77 65 6 6
2644 You can dress it up for a space walk or dress it down for a walk to the fridge 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2645 It's the perfect blend of sensibility and machismo. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2646 It not only makes you look 20 years younger, but it’s quite slimming. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2647 It flatters your ego well, Mr. Bezos. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2648 Hmmm. It might be a bit much…the invite said I’d be good with just a KN95. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2649 I knew it was in the back! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2650 Yes,the vaccine may be cheaper but this is way cooler. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2651 And it's even more flattering when you're floating! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2652 You look like a tech billionaire! 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2653 It's guaranteed against Delta, but not Omicron. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2654 Dress it up,dress it down. You can go anywhere 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2655 This look is truly out of this world! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2656 And are those the boots you'll be wearing? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2657 You don't need a space suit to boost your confidence. Try women's slacks. They work for me. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2658 Sure beats a utility belt, amirite? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2659 You sure look arm-strong in this suit ma'am! 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2660 It's going to be a beautiful wedding! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2661 Sir, I guarantee it's one of a kind - no one else will be wearing this style on the mission. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2662 With this model, the waste disposal system is custom-made for Uranus. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2663 Your suit is now beautifully tailored for the entire word see you in all your splendor at the party. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2664 It says a lot about the subtleties of your statement!! Yes, it is bizarre but it’s perfect for you! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2665 And now you'll look weightless, too! 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2666 Fashion forward for next season’s COVID couture. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2667 I said I wanted to look "trim" not "buzz" 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2668 I think it's very slimming 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2669 This is cotton, which offers a more casual life sustainment. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2670 Now, I am fully protected from COVID-19. It fits like a glove. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2671 The Martians will love it! 1.2330 0.04186 103 79 24 0
2672 Looks like someone's been under a lot of pressure lately 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2673 I always say “dress for the world you want to visit”. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
2674 The $10.4 million includes blue blockers in the helmet. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2675 No, we don’t have one in pinstripes. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2676 It really highlights your sense of adventure! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2677 That's one small stitch for man. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2678 I'd suggest no vents. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2679 The belt looks great, but I can't breathe. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2680 I think this really says "I can take a step!" 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2681 I assure you, you won't find one like it on the rack. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2682 Oh yes, the cummerbund takes that look out of this world. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2683 It’s the latest in fast fashion. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2684 Mars won’t know what colonized it. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2685 Elon and Jeff and Richard are going to be falling all over one another to get you to fly with them.... 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2686 You said you needed a bit more space 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2687 Sure it’s a tight fit but at at least you don’t look like a cross between Waldo and Bozo the Clown. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2688 This is the new air tank - free landsuit. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2689 One size fits all missions with a secret wine stash, Hand wash only 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2690 Admittedly, my fashion sense is rather alien. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2691 In the right places, it takes off 5/6th of your weight. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2692 I think the line is finally ready to launch. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2693 On you, honestly stunning. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2694 I like the cummerbund in black, very elegant. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2695 No, not Mars, the grocery store 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2696 Now you are protected... Finally... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2697 Will I be able to get it off post-Covid? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2698 The wide belt is stylish, and it makes you look 10 pounds slimmer in those low gravity environments. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2699 I guarantee people 50 years from now will be wearing this style 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2700 You ain't no Shatner, but it looks ok. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2701 You look great, plus you could wear it to occasions besides prom! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2702 I think this is definitely going to be your safe choice 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2703 Back to the office, I take it? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2704 That look is so thinning, you could be practically weightless. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2705 Considering the Space Force are we? 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2706 A little more Musk,a little less Bezos and Branson. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2707 It gets roomier in zero-g. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2708 I thought you two broke up last year? 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2709 does this come in black? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2710 Not exactly haute couture, but it'll do for a moon shot. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2711 I'm sorry, this is the most spacious suit we have. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2712 Don’t worry, zero gravity does most of the work. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2713 I call it the “Covid-Schmovid.” 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2714 I swear. It’s the same one Shatner wore. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2715 It’s the latest in our new Jeff Bezos line of space wear. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2716 Yeah, I watched Station Eleven too. So what? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2717 That suit on you is out of this world! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2718 No they don't come in other colors. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
2719 And best of all, the fabric BREATHES. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2720 Well, I think you will 'put those NASA t-shirts to shame' 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2721 This look is sure to take you to new heights. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2722 Oh yes! That’s definitely you! 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2723 It works with a cowboy hat when you exit the spacecraft 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2724 It's the "mask" of the future. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2725 You can use it for both Moon golf and Earth fencing. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2726 KN95's are so declasse. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2727 I am not a robot. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2728 I’ll give you some space while you decide. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2729 It definitely draws attention from your bald spot 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2730 How's the inseam feel? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2731 Does this suit make my space look vast? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2732 Lookin’ good Jeff, now all ya need is a cowboy hat. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2733 The Kn95 face shield is a nice touch. 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2734 It truly is our current all-season favorite. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2735 The question is, will the biohazard look turn out to be a fad or or timeless look? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2736 This is from our "Covid Collection" of contemporary menswear. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2737 And it could also work for spaghetti nights. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2738 Say the magic word and a duck will come down and give you historic words for your landing. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2739 If you're not keen on the spaceman look we also have policeman and fireman. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2740 Two words for you: Women's slacks 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2741 Are you taking [it] off soon? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2742 The radiation-proof exoskeleton is very slimming 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2743 Your small gray ring bearer was in for a fitting today, as well. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2