Contest #788 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-01-24T00:12:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-02-07T00:12:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-02-01T00:12:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	February 7, 2022
Number of captions	5661
Number of responses	815462
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	You should have done that before you put it on.	1.8648	0.01934	1760	714	570	476
1	I assume it’s a destination wedding?	1.8176	0.00975	7040	3115	2093	1831
2	Or you could just get vaccinated.	1.8138	0.01013	6605	2969	1897	1739
3	Or you could get vaccinated.	1.8104	0.01013	6626	2998	1885	1742
4	Personally, I would just get the vaccination	1.7953	0.01597	2550	1143	786	621
5	Perhaps something a bit more down to earth?	1.7798	0.01237	3820	1629	1402	788
6	We could go shorter on the inseam, but then you’ll only be able to take one very small step for man.	1.7779	0.01601	2476	1121	784	571
7	I let the waist out, but it still might be tight around Uranus.	1.7776	0.01318	4019	1948	1017	1054
8	Let’s see you take one small step.	1.7773	0.01084	5056	2190	1802	1064
9	Ideal for parties with no atmosphere	1.7692	0.01216	4263	1948	1351	964
10	Nice. Not everyone can pull off a cummerbund.	1.7688	0.01937	1635	734	545	356
11	It might be easier to just get vaccinated.	1.7649	0.01372	3398	1579	1037	781
12	Destination wedding?	1.7524	0.01243	4136	1959	1242	935
13	Is it a destination wedding?	1.7517	0.01102	5130	2393	1618	1119
14	You look like a man on a mission.	1.7515	0.01412	2897	1296	1028	572
15	We’ll do your final fitting at our satellite location.	1.7449	0.01254	3802	1745	1282	775
16	I'll give you a few seconds to think about it. 10, 9, 8....	1.7431	0.01484	2772	1293	898	581
17	It’s perfect. That suit says you’re going places.	1.7382	0.01317	3323	1506	1181	636
18	It suits you well, but no pressure.	1.7328	0.01412	2844	1288	1028	528
19	Do you really think this is what she meant by "I need space?"	1.7308	0.01519	2760	1350	803	607
20	I always tell people,"dress for the job you want, not the job you have."	1.7262	0.01447	2838	1338	939	561
21	I assure you, Mr Bezos, it says “real astronaut” loud and proud.	1.7210	0.01701	2165	1064	641	460
22	So, astronaut or billionaire?	1.7204	0.01367	3319	1623	1001	695
23	You travel a lot for work?	1.7138	0.01601	2128	972	793	363
24	Wouldn't it be easier to just tell your mother you're not an astronaut?	1.7116	0.02173	1276	621	402	253
25	And what--if you don't mind my asking--will the bride be wearing?	1.7112	0.01201	4238	2084	1294	860
26	The catheter is sold separately.	1.7067	0.02088	1449	732	410	307
27	Mmm, yes! It gives you a certain air of anti-gravitas.	1.7065	0.01624	2286	1122	711	452
28	And what will the bride be wearing?	1.7045	0.01311	3438	1674	1106	658
29	All the billionaires are wearing it.	1.7027	0.01563	2432	1191	773	468
30	Now remember, a size ten looks more like a size eight in zero gravity.	1.7024	0.01292	3370	1603	1169	598
31	It's a statement piece that says, "I'm rich and selfish enough to leave you all behind."	1.7021	0.01378	3283	1658	945	680
32	Thin? You look weightless."	1.6959	0.01341	3404	1717	1005	682
33	You didn’t mention what kind of launch party.	1.6942	0.01447	2587	1219	941	427
34	Dress for the job you want, am I right?	1.6934	0.01368	2997	1441	1034	522
35	OK...and understand I'm hurting my business here...but why not just get vaccinated?	1.6890	0.01436	2981	1524	860	597
36	It's perfect for the launch party.	1.6840	0.02131	1193	571	428	194
37	The only head you won't be turning is your own.	1.6822	0.01481	2599	1285	855	459
38	That one really says 'billionaire.'	1.6732	0.01634	2203	1125	673	405
39	How long are you going to be in Florida?	1.6672	0.01888	1728	915	473	340
40	All the billionaires are wearing them.	1.6670	0.01817	1859	983	512	364
41	It’s nice to see people wearing suits again to work.	1.6653	0.01793	1730	867	575	288
42	And if you are not completely satisfied, you may return it for a full refund, if you return, of course.	1.6647	0.01718	1873	937	627	309
43	Yes, sir, it's the perfect suit for any atmosphere.	1.6592	0.01763	1743	870	597	276
44	If that space thing doesn’t work out, there’s always beekeeping.	1.6592	0.02284	1109	574	339	196
45	Halston, we’ve got a problem.	1.6526	0.02032	1442	779	390	273
46	A destination wedding, you said?	1.6517	0.01947	1513	789	462	262
47	You look like a billion dollars!	1.6477	0.02005	1442	761	428	253
48	And it comes with a 3-year, 418 million-mile warranty.	1.6439	0.02047	1348	706	416	226
49	I'm just afraid that by the time we arrive it'll be out of style.	1.6435	0.02034	1307	669	435	203
50	This model is particularly popular with nurses and elementary school teachers	1.6432	0.02100	1334	715	380	239
51	To be fully secure you still need an N-95 mask.	1.6427	0.02083	1335	710	392	233
52	Beige? I'll call one of our satellite stores.	1.6427	0.02103	1223	627	406	190
53	You look stellar.	1.6409	0.02089	1253	648	407	198
54	It's twelve million dollars, but alterations are free.	1.6394	0.02174	1259	683	347	229
55	Why don't you take one small step and see how you feel?	1.6381	0.02120	1260	667	382	211
56	Forgive me for saying, but this suit takes light years off your age.	1.6325	0.02170	1151	601	372	178
57	It really goes well with almost any variant.	1.6319	0.02175	1160	610	367	183
58	Hear me out. You could also just get vaccinated.	1.6293	0.02313	1125	624	294	207
59	It will be out of style by the time you get there.	1.6257	0.02287	1026	539	332	155
60	The cummerbund is just for formal occasions.	1.6252	0.02171	1086	570	358	158
61	It's perfect for a re-entry level job.	1.6250	0.02296	1040	553	324	163
62	Float around, see how it feels.	1.6241	0.02273	1056	561	331	164
63	You look like a million taxpayer dollars.	1.6238	0.02344	1034	561	301	172
64	Looks good. You will still need proof of vaccination to attend the wedding!	1.6199	0.02362	963	511	307	145
65	Don’t feel pressured.	1.6197	0.02352	973	517	309	147
66	Nothing says ‘Billionaire’ more than the right suit.	1.6189	0.02466	950	524	264	162
67	It offers great protection, but the Australian government still won't let you play	1.6184	0.02502	954	536	246	172
68	I see where you're going with this.	1.6177	0.02493	879	472	271	136
69	Restroom visits are addressed on p53 of the manual.	1.6153	0.02397	915	484	299	132
70	Houston, we have an ensemble.	1.6146	0.02469	916	500	269	147
71	You can dry clean it, or just stroll through a car wash.	1.6141	0.02371	938	498	304	136
72	It takes lightyears off you	1.6131	0.02406	928	498	291	139
73	That certainly leaves the N95 in the dust, doesn't it?	1.6122	0.02500	918	510	254	154
74	Can I interest you in something more Bezos and less Shatner?	1.6119	0.02529	871	477	255	139
75	Just need to take in the ego a bit, Mr. Musk.	1.6107	0.02564	935	540	219	176
76	Like I always say, dress for the job you want, not the job you have.	1.6107	0.02547	899	505	239	155
77	Now you're in compliance with our COVID protocols, let's try on some clothes!	1.6090	0.02572	849	469	243	137
78	I love that people are getting dressed up to fly again.	1.6083	0.02476	891	486	268	137
79	This is the N96.	1.6079	0.02594	862	485	230	147
80	It makes your brain look big.	1.6066	0.02695	882	524	181	177
81	No one will ever guess you’re just a spacesuit filled with squirrels.	1.6061	0.02909	815	507	123	185
82	I’m guessing first date in the “Covid Era?”	1.6037	0.02422	858	453	292	113
83	First week back in the office since lockdown?	1.6032	0.02684	751	411	227	113
84	Well, I am the tailor to the stars.	1.6013	0.02640	765	417	236	112
85	You've got that "where no man has gone before" look.	1.5992	0.02549	746	390	265	91
86	I hate destination weddings.	1.5987	0.02732	760	438	191	130
87	Keep in mind,gravity adds five pounds.	1.5984	0.02690	752	416	222	114
88	This model is a significant step up from the N95 mask.	1.5982	0.02541	779	428	238	111
89	No, Mr. Bezos, this suit does not make you look fat.	1.5960	0.02676	755	418	224	113
90	How does it feel in the legs? Can you take one small step?	1.5954	0.02684	739	408	219	109
91	It's a destination wedding?	1.5942	0.02726	754	426	208	120
92	You're my fifth middle school teacher this week.	1.5915	0.02899	727	431	162	134
93	Or you could go next door to the CVS and get vaccinated.	1.5912	0.02892	702	408	173	121
94	It's a good fit but an N95 mask is probably all you really need.	1.5912	0.02674	746	416	219	109
95	Trust me, it's what everyone will be wearing on cruise ships next season.	1.5903	0.02584	786	448	218	120
96	Unbelievable! $55 mil for a SpaceX ticket and you're complaining about the cost of alterations!	1.5896	0.02858	670	377	191	102
97	On the contrary sir, you look weightless.	1.5863	0.02819	701	400	191	110
98	That suit gives you an air of gravity.	1.5831	0.02923	626	352	183	91
99	You should try on Orion’s Belt.	1.5767	0.03023	593	339	166	88
100	So, you get to work remotely?	1.5753	0.03030	584	333	166	85
101	Don’t feel embarrassed. A lot of astronauts have to have their suits let out between their first and second missions.	1.5717	0.02874	621	349	189	83
102	Or,you could just wear a mask.	1.5714	0.03073	581	337	156	88
103	Fantastic. Now you're 75% protected against COVID22.	1.5709	0.03038	550	308	170	72
104	We can have the pants ready in 10... 9... 8...	1.5704	0.03128	554	320	152	82
105	It fits great, but are you sure this is what she meant when she said she needs space?	1.5701	0.03214	535	312	141	82
106	Elon suggests a codpiece but that's TOTALLY your choice.	1.5697	0.02961	595	338	175	82
107	I'll have it ready for you in 10...9...8...7...	1.5665	0.03202	526	305	144	77
108	No more disposable masks, test kits or quarantining. Just go live your life.	1.5653	0.03138	582	348	139	95
109	This is what all the billionaires are wearing these days.	1.5649	0.03091	524	297	159	68
110	You look just like a billionaire!	1.5647	0.03045	549	311	166	72
111	The empire waist strikes back.	1.5645	0.03248	519	304	137	78
112	So you’re saying your company is bringing all employees back to office on Monday?	1.5643	0.03314	459	259	141	59
113	That one says you’re going places.	1.5630	0.02915	579	324	184	71
114	Thinner? You look absolutely weightless!	1.5624	0.02907	569	318	183	68
115	Let me find something more in your price range. This suit is astronomical.	1.5615	0.03256	520	307	134	79
116	So I gather it's a destination wedding?	1.5614	0.03152	554	327	142	83
117	I think you misread our sign out front, we are looking to sublet part of the store.” ‘Available Space. Suits Altered	1.5607	0.03272	535	322	126	87
118	It's from a line that just launched.	1.5602	0.03115	523	298	157	68
119	1. This is what all the billionaires are wearing.	1.5598	0.03223	527	311	137	79
120	It says 'plutocrat' without saying 'plutocrat,' you know what I mean?	1.5595	0.03185	513	296	147	70
121	I think the cumberbund really makes it work.	1.5581	0.02925	577	326	180	71
122	Because there's no zipper this one is yours for half price.	1.5573	0.03256	506	297	136	73
123	Let me guess. Meeting her parents for the first time?	1.5560	0.03184	482	272	152	58
124	In this you can also dispense with having to mask	1.5513	0.03010	526	296	170	60
125	A cummerbund complements any suit.	1.5489	0.03185	501	291	145	65
126	This is a look that says ‘going places!’	1.5467	0.03087	525	304	155	66
127	You ask to look like a billionaire, I make you look like a billionaire.	1.5460	0.03346	489	295	121	73
128	I’d call it breathtaking, but I don’t want to scare you.	1.5459	0.03297	458	265	136	57
129	So I take it you’re dead set against a booster shot.	1.5455	0.03409	451	267	122	62
130	Of course you take small steps. Your suit's too tight.	1.5447	0.03299	481	285	130	66
131	No, it doesn’t make Uranus look bigger.	1.5421	0.03715	428	274	78	76
132	Impressive, but I'll stick with an N95.	1.5409	0.03475	440	264	114	62
133	Very billionaire chic.	1.5409	0.03519	440	267	108	65
134	It's worlds beyond an N95 mask.	1.5394	0.03463	432	257	117	58
135	Going somewhere special?	1.5392	0.03385	421	243	129	49
136	Shouldn't the flap go in the front?	1.5383	0.03329	483	292	122	69
137	It's just one small step to the cash register.	1.5378	0.03403	437	258	123	56
138	With that, a KN95 and a current VAX card, you can go anywhere in the solar system!	1.5378	0.03356	437	255	129	53
139	The suit is slimming and you'll weigh six times less on the moon.	1.5377	0.03494	398	231	120	47
140	Have you visited our satellite location?	1.5358	0.03348	433	256	120	54
141	Are you able to comfortably take one small step?	1.5354	0.03251	452	269	127	53
142	The suit and helmet say "ready for the next catastrophe" and the cummerbund says" I'm a man about town."	1.5354	0.03547	452	282	98	72
143	We call it our Pandemic Tux.	1.5347	0.03322	432	250	133	49
144	And for a small additional charge we can add a windshield wiper	1.5347	0.03403	404	232	128	44
145	All the top billionaires are wearing this now.	1.5333	0.03342	420	242	132	46
146	Yes, Mr. Bezos, we can let out the helmet a bit.	1.5333	0.03462	435	267	106	62
147	It makes you look light years younger.	1.5312	0.03428	433	259	118	56
148	International Space Station eh? The last guy was just going to Whole Foods	1.5311	0.03724	386	236	95	55
149	Try taking one small step.	1.5309	0.03279	437	253	136	48
150	I f I may be so bold, it brings out your best features.	1.5294	0.03616	391	235	105	51
151	I see your point, but oxygen tanks would ruin the line.	1.5291	0.03534	395	234	113	48
152	Would you like to take a small step or one giant leap to get a feel for it?	1.5286	0.03525	420	255	108	57
153	Best of all,nobody will ask if you are vaccinated.	1.5285	0.03579	369	215	113	41
154	I said I was going to Nassau not NASA.	1.5281	0.03699	392	241	95	56
155	The cummerbund is what makes it formal.	1.5278	0.03571	413	252	104	57
156	Halston,we have a problem.	1.5273	0.03641	385	232	103	50
157	I’m glad you like it. I personally prefer the vaccine.	1.5262	0.03557	420	258	103	59
158	Wow! You look like a couple hundred billion bucks.	1.5253	0.03761	356	214	97	45
159	I realize it is against my self interest, but wouldn’t it be cheaper to just get vaccinated?	1.5242	0.03833	372	232	85	55
160	If you think it looks too much like a space suit, you could add a silk scarf.	1.5242	0.03757	372	228	93	51
161	I think we covered all your problem areas.	1.5241	0.03517	395	235	113	47
162	It's the perfect disguise and fit for a prince, Andrew	1.5236	0.03663	382	232	100	50
163	Well, you did say your wife sucks all the oxygen out of the room.	1.5227	0.03753	375	231	92	52
164	The cummerbund really works on this one.	1.5226	0.03389	421	250	122	49
165	It says you're super rich, without saying you're super rich.	1.5214	0.03647	397	245	97	55
166	Definitely says billionaire.	1.5210	0.03775	357	217	94	46
167	Let's check the inseam, take one small step.	1.5208	0.03723	361	218	98	45
168	Well, you did say you wanted to look like a man on a mission.	1.5205	0.03630	365	217	106	42
169	Why yes sir, it's what all the billionaires are wearing now.	1.5201	0.03788	373	232	88	53
170	May I show you the jet pack accessory?	1.5193	0.03406	389	225	124	39
171	It’s what ALL the billionaires are wearing this year.	1.5186	0.03862	349	215	87	47
172	You’ll be THE MAN on the moon!	1.5183	0.03615	409	255	96	58
173	Let me go grab some ties.	1.5178	0.03651	394	244	96	54
174	At lunch or at launch, this lightweight suit will make a dramatic entrance."	1.5172	0.03739	377	234	91	52
175	And where is the wedding?	1.5169	0.03783	356	218	92	46
176	No one has ever come back to complain	1.5168	0.03683	387	240	94	53
177	I can add a vent.	1.5163	0.03617	337	195	110	32
178	Plus, it's equally appropriate for climate change AND pandemic.	1.5152	0.03625	363	217	105	41
179	For less formal events, you can lose the cummerbund.	1.5148	0.03412	406	242	119	45
180	Planning a trip, Mr. Bezos?	1.5147	0.03633	373	226	102	45
181	I dunno…it’s so 2001	1.5146	0.03663	377	231	98	48
182	For this style suit, we recommend no vent.	1.5141	0.03757	354	216	94	44
183	Fine, don't take my advice. But, you can't make fashion decisions in a vacuum.	1.5141	0.03736	354	215	96	43
184	It's so 2001.	1.5138	0.03870	327	198	90	39
185	We do have the charcoal-grey option if lift-off will be after Labor Day	1.5136	0.03343	368	221	110	37
186	This a new line that just launched.	1.5134	0.03704	374	231	94	49
187	Fat? You look positively weightless.	1.5132	0.03641	380	233	99	48
188	You're right about the zipper.	1.5122	0.04004	328	205	78	45
189	....and it's 100% effective against COVID, influenza, and dating.	1.5118	0.03777	338	204	95	39
190	Oh yes, I'm certain. All of the self-important billionaires are wearing that this year	1.5115	0.03785	348	222	76	49
191	Now we just need the perfect tie.	1.5112	0.03809	358	223	87	48
192	It looks amazing, but you’ll still have to show proof of vaccination.	1.5109	0.03750	368	229	90	49
193	I assure you, it's the latest trend among billionaires.	1.5104	0.03742	335	208	86	41
194	Correct, you do not need to wear a face mask with this outfit.	1.5102	0.03544	394	241	105	48
195	Honestly, this is all I've got in a 36" neck.	1.5088	0.03834	342	211	88	43
196	So this is your first,in-person Covid date?	1.5076	0.03877	329	202	87	40
197	Just try not to sneeze	1.5075	0.03849	335	206	88	41
198	Space suits you	1.5074	0.03967	337	213	77	47
199	You look like a REAL astronaut now, Mr. Bezos!	1.5070	0.03855	355	224	82	49
200	This ensemble also works for sudden decompression, radiation leaks and beekeeping.	1.5069	0.03745	361	224	91	46
201	If you could just take one small step forward.	1.5063	0.03703	320	198	86	36
202	Well yes, it is dry clean only	1.5056	0.03591	356	213	106	37
203	Now you're ready for your date with Miss Universe.	1.5050	0.04099	303	189	75	39
204	Yes, this year Gucci teamed up with Fauci for what they are calling the Next Variant Line.	1.5044	0.03883	339	212	83	44
205	Yes, there are two options. Add a zipper, or waterproof the boots.	1.5044	0.03792	339	208	91	40
206	Yes, it will definitely handle the air in Manhattan, sir.	1.5034	0.03898	298	178	90	30
207	Fabulous-- the spitting image of a heartless billionaire!	1.5033	0.04162	302	191	70	41
208	Perhaps a scarf to liven things up?	1.5031	0.03965	322	201	80	41
209	When masks and social distancing just don't feel like enough.	1.5030	0.03635	338	201	104	33
210	This is from our ‘richest man alive overcompensating” collection	1.5015	0.03990	337	216	73	48
211	Houston, we have an inseam problem.	1.5000	0.04152	290	181	73	36
212	Yes, unfortunately, going to the bathroom in the suit will void the warranty.	1.5000	0.03829	348	219	84	45
213	It really says,'Covid, Schmovid, I'm living my life'.	1.5000	0.03943	308	189	84	35
214	I totally agree. The cummerbund makes the outfit.	1.5000	0.03541	372	226	106	40
215	You're right. It is better without lapels.	1.5000	0.03731	332	201	96	35
216	No, the oxygen is extra.	1.4986	0.03613	347	209	103	35
217	The cummerbund is timeless.	1.4968	0.03932	312	193	83	36
218	It works with or without the cummerbund	1.4967	0.03880	306	186	88	32
219	No,it actually makes you look weightless.	1.4956	0.03713	343	211	94	38
220	It really flatters your face.	1.4953	0.04042	319	204	72	43
221	So, what do you do?	1.4953	0.03962	317	199	79	39
222	Don’t you love how the cinched waist keeps it from screaming Space Tourist?	1.4935	0.03943	308	191	82	35
223	We also have it in fireman and pirate.	1.4932	0.04044	292	181	78	33
224	…Or you could always go with the tinfoil	1.4918	0.04131	305	196	68	41
225	I definitely recommend the oxygen-tank accessory.	1.4915	0.04099	295	186	73	36
226	I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't let out the waist.	1.4907	0.03841	322	200	86	36
227	We don't really sell them as separates.	1.4905	0.03655	316	188	101	27
228	So long as you’re off the moon by Labor Day, classic white will work.	1.4901	0.03981	304	190	79	34
229	It's not that stylish but it's what the teachers' union recommends for in person learning.	1.4893	0.04172	280	176	71	33
230	Why, yes, yes I am wearing my shoes on the wrong feet.	1.4891	0.04400	276	180	57	39
231	It's our best seller, we call it the ultra extreme N95.	1.4890	0.04017	319	205	72	42
232	I'm an accountant, but my boss told me I should dress for the job I want.	1.4887	0.03960	309	194	79	36
233	You'll look thinner when you're weightless.	1.4886	0.03759	307	190	85	31
234	Oh, trust me, when you hit 4 G’s, you’ll want that extra room in your inseam.	1.4880	0.03903	334	214	77	43
235	Bounce around the store, see how it feels.	1.4878	0.04006	287	177	80	30
236	My mom told me I should start dressing for the job I want, not the job I have.	1.4878	0.03714	328	201	94	33
237	It offers complete protection against every form of Covid. The only problem is eating and drinking.	1.4876	0.04108	283	177	74	32
238	With this suit your wife will give you all the space you need.	1.4865	0.04285	259	162	68	29
239	Just remove the cummerbund for a more casual look.	1.4850	0.03954	301	188	80	33
240	It says, "I'm bold, yet I have no faith in our environmental policies."	1.4848	0.03689	328	201	95	32
241	Should be good for at least the next three variants.	1.4846	0.04204	293	190	64	39
242	It's so 1969!	1.4835	0.04023	273	167	80	26
243	With this and an N95 you're ready to date again.	1.4831	0.03984	325	211	71	43
244	That's the Branson model. We also have the Musk and the Bezos.	1.4828	0.03662	290	170	100	20
245	You said you wanted to look like a Billionarie.	1.4826	0.03934	288	177	83	28
246	Frankly, to me it still looks a bit 1969.	1.4821	0.04140	280	177	71	32
247	Sir, I don't think 'men are from mars' was meant to be taken literally.	1.4815	0.04122	270	168	74	28
248	You have a good eye sir. Indeed, this is our bespoke N95 suit.	1.4808	0.03877	312	196	82	34
249	And, you can go anywhere without a mask.	1.4806	0.03949	310	197	77	36
250	Makes subway travel almost a pleasure.	1.4805	0.04214	256	159	71	26
251	May I suggest you kick it up a notch with a jet pack?	1.4803	0.03784	304	186	90	28
252	N95’s are so passé.	1.4799	0.04122	273	176	63	32
253	This suit is approved by all the major cruise lines.	1.4796	0.03917	319	204	77	38
254	Oh, the places you'll go!	1.4796	0.04099	269	167	75	27
255	Its what all the anti-vaxxers are wearing to the Trump rally!	1.4790	0.04223	286	186	63	37
256	It fits fine, but I still think you’ve misinterpreted the CDC guidelines.	1.4788	0.04031	307	198	71	38
257	You might want to know that Neil Armstrong bought his very first suit right here.	1.4774	0.04098	266	165	75	26
258	It just seems to lack a sense of gravity.	1.4770	0.04227	283	184	63	36
259	Trust me. All the cool billionaires are wearing this.	1.4769	0.04190	281	181	66	34
260	Just stellar.	1.4768	0.03943	302	191	78	33
261	Take your time. I don't want you to feel any pressure.	1.4764	0.04115	296	192	67	37
262	Gravity adds at least fifteen pounds.	1.4762	0.04022	273	169	78	26
263	Do you launch to the left or the right?	1.4757	0.03958	309	198	75	36
264	So who is this Hal?	1.4756	0.04375	246	156	63	27
265	It'll loosen up a bit once you're pressurized.	1.4739	0.03911	287	178	82	27
266	So, how long have you been a billionaire?	1.4739	0.03877	306	193	81	32
267	This suit really says “dress for the job you want.”	1.4739	0.03905	306	194	79	33
268	Remember, the gravity adds ten pounds.	1.4735	0.04045	283	179	74	30
269	It's from our dress for the job you want not the job you have collection.	1.4735	0.04045	283	179	74	30
270	Yes, this is what all the billionaires will be wearing this spring.	1.4735	0.04167	283	183	66	34
271	I think you look out of this world.	1.4733	0.03740	281	168	93	20
272	Dress for the job you want, right?	1.4733	0.04349	262	169	60	32
273	The material breathes. Is that a problem?	1.4731	0.04057	260	160	77	23
274	Don't worry, gravity adds 150 pounds.	1.4729	0.03946	277	171	81	25
275	That's one giant leap for menswear.	1.4721	0.04198	269	172	67	30
276	This is our most popular suit for those traveling to Florida. It's designed to keep you alive.	1.4712	0.04097	278	177	71	30
277	Of course there’s always a chance the CDC could change this recommendation.	1.4700	0.04075	283	181	71	31
278	Alterations typically take two weeks. But we can have yours ready in 10...9...8...7...6...	1.4696	0.03825	296	184	85	27
279	It comes with a one light-year exchange warranty	1.4691	0.04065	275	174	73	28
280	Go ahead. It’s fitted with a diaper.	1.4690	0.04432	258	170	55	33
281	You can literally go anywhere in it.	1.4682	0.04050	267	167	75	25
282	Slimming? You look weightless.	1.4680	0.03724	344	222	83	39
283	The suit looks great! No pressure though.	1.4679	0.04343	265	174	58	33
284	And it's authorized for all the new mutations after omicron.	1.4677	0.04301	263	171	61	31
285	Or you could just carry proof of vaccination when you fly. . . .	1.4676	0.04128	278	179	68	31
286	Yes Miss Sullivan you can go back to teaching in your classroom now.	1.4675	0.04595	246	164	49	33
287	Trust me, that is the new ‘look’ for billionaires	1.4669	0.04259	272	178	61	33
288	Go ahead, scream. No one will hear you.	1.4667	0.04334	240	152	64	24
289	I really think it’s going to take off.	1.4667	0.04085	270	171	72	27
290	The suit costs $100,000, but a trip to the moon is included.	1.4659	0.04255	264	171	63	30
291	Now if you’ll just take one giant step toward me, I’ll get you measured.	1.4656	0.03903	262	167	70	24
292	Yes, it's the newest attire for cruise ships.	1.4656	0.04508	247	163	53	31
293	The catheter is extra.	1.4652	0.04052	273	173	73	27
294	That cummerbund really makes it.	1.4648	0.03842	284	176	84	24
295	Trust me, you look out of this world!	1.4646	0.04395	226	142	63	21
296	It says billionaire AND essential worker!	1.4643	0.04649	252	172	43	37
297	Of course,any alterations would be fatal.	1.4642	0.04408	265	177	53	35
298	In this suit, you can go anywhere but the restroom.	1.4640	0.04251	278	184	59	35
299	You rock it.	1.4628	0.04424	242	157	58	27
300	A fine fit, Sir, but we still recommend the underpants be worn on the inside.	1.4622	0.04711	238	161	44	33
301	A zipper is extra.	1.4622	0.04344	251	163	60	28
302	You’re still not sure? Come on man, it’s not rocket science!	1.4619	0.04507	236	154	55	27
303	Airtight or your money back	1.4619	0.04467	236	153	57	26
304	A really nice feature of this outfit is that you don't need to bother with a mask.	1.4609	0.04135	256	162	70	24
305	I think space suits you.	1.4606	0.04232	254	163	65	26
306	I think it gives you some gravitas.	1.4606	0.04197	241	151	69	21
307	Where did you say your destination wedding is?	1.4606	0.04319	241	154	63	24
308	So, where’s the wedding?	1.4603	0.04294	252	163	62	27
309	Go ahead… take one small step.	1.4603	0.04345	239	153	62	24
310	Trust me, all the billionaires are wearing it!	1.4597	0.04191	248	157	68	23
311	And that’s why they call me “Tailor to the Stars!”	1.4592	0.04298	233	147	65	21
312	We also have this look in Earth tones for the Fall season.	1.4591	0.04268	257	167	62	28
313	And after Halloween, you can wear it on planes and in federal buildings."	1.4585	0.04649	229	152	49	28
314	The mirror adds ten pounds, but you won't have to worry about that where you're going!	1.4583	0.03897	288	183	78	27
315	This is from our Bezos line. I can also show you something very similar from Musk collection.	1.4583	0.04114	264	168	69	26
316	It’s very Blue Origin, with hints of Virgin Galactic.”	1.4580	0.04275	238	151	65	22
317	You wanted classic MTV, I gave you classic MTV.	1.4579	0.04937	214	145	40	29
318	Dress for the job that you want, I always say.	1.4577	0.03904	284	180	78	26
319	Are you sure the bathroom break function is on?	1.4577	0.04335	260	172	57	31
320	I think you look stellar.	1.4568	0.04252	243	155	65	23
321	Now you look like a man who's going places!	1.4561	0.04343	239	154	61	24
322	Ground control to Major Wow!	1.4560	0.04008	250	155	76	19
323	Can I interest you in an oxygen tank to go with that?	1.4559	0.04059	272	175	70	27
324	Is is for a special occasion?	1.4553	0.03854	257	157	83	17
325	Of course it's roomy. It's a space suit.	1.4549	0.04326	255	168	58	29
326	Where can I put my phone?	1.4545	0.04141	242	152	70	20
327	Sorry, I do not know if leaving Earth voids any outstanding warrants, but I do think the belt is slimming President Trump.	1.4541	0.04779	218	146	45	27
328	Catheter or Depends ?	1.4537	0.04676	216	142	50	24
329	You should get several light years out of this suit.	1.4534	0.04257	236	150	65	21
330	Yes, but it's one giant leap for fashion.	1.4530	0.04196	234	145	66	19
331	It's what all the billionaires are wearing these days.	1.4527	0.04210	243	155	66	22
332	Sure, you'll be weightless, but the suit adds ten pounds.	1.4524	0.03867	294	189	77	28
333	It's not going to feel as tight when there is no gravity	1.4524	0.04063	252	159	72	21
334	It looks great on me, I just don't think I'd ever really wear it.	1.4520	0.04202	250	161	65	24
335	Forget the catwalk, you're ready for the moon walk!	1.4519	0.04341	239	155	60	24
336	I'm sorry sir. The oxygen tank is sold separately.	1.4518	0.04450	228	148	57	23
337	It’s the latest in cruise-ship wear.	1.4510	0.04877	204	136	44	24
338	Now pretend to hop in slow motion.	1.4510	0.04623	204	131	54	19
339	Let’s take it in more. The wedding is light years away.	1.4502	0.03662	251	169	59	22
340	Yes, this is the metaverse.	1.4493	0.04625	207	134	53	20
341	You’ll practically feel weightless in this suit.	1.4490	0.04183	245	157	66	22
342	Unlike a KN95, this won't fog your glasses.	1.4486	0.04706	214	142	48	24
343	Yes. It does count as a mask.	1.4483	0.04311	203	125	65	13
344	It depends. What kind of atmosphere are you thinking of?	1.4478	0.04419	230	150	57	23
345	Where's the fly?	1.4474	0.04447	228	149	56	23
346	Yes, Elon’s is red.	1.4464	0.04277	224	142	64	18
347	Let me know if you have enough space.	1.4462	0.04111	251	161	68	22
348	Well, now your ready for the Republican convention.	1.4459	0.04694	231	158	43	30
349	Houston, we have a winner!	1.4458	0.04182	240	156	62	22
350	Yes. Works both remote and in-person ... no one will know if you're there or not.	1.4452	0.04127	283	190	60	33
351	Keep in mind that chafing is not a concern in zero gravity.	1.4444	0.04808	216	147	42	27
352	If you decide to get vaccinated, I have a beautiful linen suit to try on.	1.4424	0.04562	217	143	52	22
353	Is it true that you're going to be the first Amazon delivery man on the moon?"	1.4417	0.04788	206	138	45	23
354	Yes Mr Bezos, you look just like a real astronaut!	1.4417	0.04323	240	158	58	24
355	It's what all the billionaires are wearing.	1.4412	0.04822	204	137	44	23
356	And, it's 100% N95.	1.4405	0.04414	227	149	56	22
357	Yes Mr. Bezos. The cummerbund can be removed for casual space travel.	1.4404	0.04591	218	145	50	23
358	It really makes you look 60 years younger Mr. Shatner	1.4393	0.04412	214	138	58	18
359	Wedgie proof - as requested	1.4392	0.04820	189	124	47	18
360	If you should encounter life out there, I'm sure it will be impressed.	1.4389	0.04499	221	146	53	22
361	Complete with a bespoke titanium codpiece.	1.4389	0.04289	221	144	58	19
362	And it’s VERY universal.	1.4386	0.04219	228	146	64	18
363	You look like 188 billion bucks, Jeff.	1.4383	0.04387	235	156	55	24
364	Wow,it really brings out your eye.	1.4380	0.04452	242	164	50	28
365	I suppose you could wear it for that, but it's really great for restaurants, shops and crowded subways.	1.4369	0.04531	206	134	54	18
366	I don’t think boldly going where no man has gone before includes pleats.	1.4368	0.04102	261	172	64	25
367	Very smart, sir. Will you be wearing it out? Just a reminder to not mix up the tubes: feeding on the right, relief on the left.	1.4353	0.04592	232	159	45	28
368	This is the omicron fit. Classic COVID and delta are a little looser.	1.4350	0.04422	223	147	55	21
369	It's from our new "NOmicron" collection.	1.4348	0.04717	207	139	46	22
370	This is our cutting edge suit for the next COVID variant.	1.4343	0.04603	198	129	52	17
371	You'll be well-suited for the next variant	1.4335	0.04576	203	133	52	18
372	If I let out that crotch, you’ll be able to boldly go where no man has gone before.	1.4335	0.04784	203	137	44	22
373	Now try your small step.	1.4332	0.04164	217	137	66	14
374	Stunningly non-binary, if I do say so.	1.4330	0.04893	194	131	42	21
375	No, too long in the sleeves is a good thing in space.	1.4329	0.03699	231	149	68	14
376	All ready for COVID-20?	1.4328	0.04177	238	155	63	20
377	It’s all the rage among the unvaccinated crowd.	1.4322	0.04854	199	135	42	22
378	Wow! Nobody would know you are an Alien!	1.4320	0.04681	206	138	47	21
379	It’s from our pandemic collection.	1.4318	0.04463	220	146	53	21
380	You are ready for the next variant!	1.4316	0.04738	190	125	48	17
381	It's perfect for travel.	1.4315	0.04097	248	161	65	21
382	There’s also a functional arm flap for future vaccinations.	1.4314	0.04396	204	131	58	15
383	Sir, the billionaire-with-money-to-burn look is so in right now	1.4313	0.04649	211	142	47	22
384	It looks out of this world!	1.4312	0.04445	218	144	54	20
385	Looks like you're ready to leave your house again.	1.4306	0.04327	216	140	59	17
386	...and the best part is you can drink your own urine.	1.4304	0.04660	230	160	41	29
387	And it conceals acne, old age, even death!	1.4302	0.05069	179	121	39	19
388	From our Back-to-the-office collection	1.4302	0.04616	179	114	53	12
389	I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that	1.4302	0.04815	179	117	47	15
390	Of course he looks like you. That's how mirrors work.	1.4301	0.05177	193	136	31	26
391	It makes you look ten light years younger	1.4301	0.04854	193	130	43	19
392	No worries! We can add the fly when you are back in town.	1.4300	0.04729	200	134	46	20
393	You said you’re still working remotely?	1.4294	0.04984	177	118	42	17
394	With that suit you can go where no man has gone before	1.4292	0.04236	219	141	62	16
395	Keep in mind you will be 40 pounds lighter on the moon.	1.4292	0.04105	233	150	66	17
396	The latest in post-COVID, pre-climate collapse action wear.	1.4286	0.04781	203	138	43	22
397	It's a great look... we'll just make a few alterations to your sense of reality.	1.4286	0.04870	189	127	43	19
398	You can only tell it's the women's suit design by its lack of pockets.	1.4286	0.04744	196	131	46	19
399	It will be great to travel again.	1.4286	0.04312	217	141	59	17
400	Guaranteed you'll be safe at Coachella now!	1.4280	0.04199	236	155	61	20
401	Dress for the mission you want, not the mission you have.	1.4279	0.04630	215	146	46	23
402	With this suit, no one can tell you're a dog.	1.4279	0.04968	201	140	36	25
403	Don't worry, where you're going no one cares how you look	1.4278	0.05047	180	122	39	19
404	Who’s the billionaire now sir ?	1.4274	0.04598	234	163	42	29
405	We call this look COVID Chic	1.4272	0.04265	213	137	61	15
406	You look positively out of this world!	1.4272	0.04728	206	140	44	22
407	It's waterproof, in case you find some.	1.4271	0.04902	199	137	39	23
408	We can add an oxygen tank for only $999	1.4271	0.04582	192	125	52	15
409	It takes fashion to new heights.	1.4270	0.04702	185	121	49	15
410	I think the spanks did the trick, Mr. Shatner.	1.4270	0.04961	178	119	42	17
411	I'm just surprised they have you working from home.	1.4269	0.05241	171	117	35	19
412	Going far on your vacation, Sir?	1.4267	0.04293	232	154	57	21
413	Yes, it does repel Omicrons, but somehow it attracts Phi Beta Kappas.	1.4265	0.04607	204	136	49	19
414	I assume you won’t be needing a tie?	1.4263	0.04367	190	120	59	11
415	Yes,we take the Explorer Card.	1.4254	0.04901	181	121	43	17
416	A fly?	1.4252	0.04548	214	144	49	21
417	You're going to like the way your body doesn't explode in space's vacuum, I guarantee it.	1.4249	0.04960	193	133	38	22
418	It's also kitten-proof.	1.4247	0.04924	186	126	41	19
419	We’re you looking for something more down to earth?	1.4245	0.04579	212	143	48	21
420	Believe me, once you get to the moon, it will be a babe magnet.	1.4242	0.04539	198	130	52	16
421	It says more than "I'm going places", it says "I'm never coming back!"	1.4235	0.04275	196	124	61	11
422	So, what is the occasion?	1.4233	0.04866	189	128	42	19
423	It's one small step for man, and generally a medium for women.	1.4227	0.04362	220	146	55	19
424	Our standard charge for alterations is $1,327,958.63	1.4223	0.04824	206	143	39	24
425	You and space suit each other.	1.4221	0.04577	199	132	50	17
426	Have you tried turning it off and back on again?	1.4216	0.04497	204	135	52	17
427	Overall, I think you have plenty of space.	1.4211	0.03979	247	160	68	18
428	I assure you, nothing could convey obscene wealth more	1.4207	0.05189	164	111	37	16
429	Now, on which side do you place your light saber?	1.4206	0.04687	214	148	42	24
430	Can I ask if you’re an astronaut or billionaire?	1.4203	0.04397	207	136	55	16
431	The black sash really brings the suit to life.	1.4201	0.04469	219	148	50	21
432	And it protects against all future variants.	1.4199	0.04638	181	118	50	13
433	Well don’t you just look out of this world.	1.4199	0.04896	181	122	42	17
434	You say this will be the farthest you have traveled to a destination wedding?	1.4199	0.04769	181	120	46	15
435	Would you like it airconditioned?	1.4194	0.04552	186	121	52	13
436	And you can pee in it.	1.4192	0.04646	198	133	47	18
437	What do you mean your nose itches?	1.4190	0.04606	210	143	46	21
438	Does this suit make me look weightless?	1.4187	0.04564	203	136	49	18
439	Pockets? Well, no. Why do you ask?	1.4186	0.04874	172	114	44	14
440	Way better than N95!	1.4184	0.04680	196	132	46	18
441	You, good sir, are now ready to walk the streets of New York!	1.4183	0.04537	208	140	49	19
442	Mr. Bezos, since you work at Amazon, you'll appreciate the built-in urinal.	1.4180	0.04685	189	126	47	16
443	It's our newest antivax suit.	1.4180	0.04685	189	126	47	16
444	I was skeptical about the cummerbund, but you rock it.	1.4180	0.04803	189	128	43	18
445	Are you sure this is one of the Village People?	1.4179	0.04649	201	136	46	19
446	Yes, but can I moonwalk in it?	1.4175	0.04360	194	125	57	12
447	Yes, Elon, the cummerbund is a little too much.	1.4171	0.04517	199	132	51	16
448	You look absolutely out of this world.	1.4171	0.04589	211	144	46	21
449	And it's wrinkle-free, making it ideal for travel.	1.4167	0.04632	192	128	48	16
450	Yes, the mirror adds twenty pounds, but earth orbit takes it right off.	1.4163	0.04148	209	134	63	12
451	If you could see through the visor, you'd realize how great you look in that suit.	1.4158	0.04413	202	133	54	15
452	And it comes with an N95 mask!	1.4157	0.04887	178	120	42	16
453	It should be a bit snug. Everyone loses weight up there.	1.4157	0.04480	178	114	54	10
454	Stellar, absolutely stellar!	1.4156	0.03883	231	147	72	12
455	Will monsieur be wearing it in actual outer space?	1.4155	0.04392	207	137	54	16
456	The latest in PPE.	1.4154	0.04463	195	128	53	14
457	Relax; no one at prom will know you have acne.	1.4153	0.04791	183	123	44	16
458	This and a booster shot should do it.	1.4153	0.04914	183	125	40	18
459	Would you like additional compensation padding in the crotch area, Mr. Musk?	1.4149	0.04819	188	128	42	18
460	You are ready for the school board meeting.	1.4146	0.05254	164	113	34	17
461	The great thing is you don’t have to wear a mask!	1.4144	0.05075	181	126	35	20
462	I promise you will look slimmer on Mars.	1.4141	0.04395	227	155	50	22
463	Now you tell me you have a week bladder?	1.4140	0.04915	186	128	39	19
464	This is all I have where the boots match the belt.	1.4138	0.04898	174	117	42	15
465	You'll go far in this outfit.	1.4138	0.04451	203	135	52	16
466	It’s so you. Whatever it is that you are.	1.4138	0.04396	203	134	54	15
467	Covid mandate compliant AND slimming.	1.4138	0.04284	203	132	58	13
468	I let a little air out.	1.4138	0.04613	203	138	46	19
469	I couldn't follow all of NASA's guidelines but you look fabulous.	1.4136	0.04526	191	126	51	14
470	I can have it ready two years from Tuesday. Good?	1.4133	0.04504	196	130	51	15
471	John Glenn wore this to his high school reunion."	1.4130	0.04770	184	124	44	16
472	It's a custom blend of all the right stuff.	1.4130	0.04953	184	127	38	19
473	It looks like you are all ready for your cruise now.	1.4129	0.04536	201	134	47	17
474	The mirror adds a few light years.	1.4128	0.04797	172	114	45	13
475	It fits you to a T minus 10 and counting	1.4127	0.04857	189	130	40	19
476	It's a little out there, but it suits you.	1.4127	0.04496	189	124	52	13
477	Let me guess, you're an anti-vaxxer?	1.4124	0.04968	177	121	39	17
478	All the billionaires are wearing them this season.	1.4124	0.04903	177	120	41	16
479	You're ready for a night with the stars	1.4121	0.04992	182	126	37	19
480	I was going to buy that outfit myself. But people tell me I already look like a space cadet.	1.4121	0.04398	199	131	54	14
481	Full-bodied HEPA filtration is all the rage this season.	1.4115	0.04030	209	133	66	10
482	Now you can still tell your friends you're anti-masks.	1.4112	0.04656	197	134	45	18
483	You won't even need a booster	1.4104	0.04263	212	140	57	15
484	It comes with the vaccination port on the upper right arm.	1.4103	0.05597	156	111	26	19
485	Facemasks are so last year.	1.4099	0.05173	161	110	36	15
486	You're going to rock that red planet carpet.	1.4098	0.05030	183	128	35	20
487	Waste portal? Well, that’s depends.	1.4098	0.04658	183	122	47	14
488	I've designed for all variants	1.4098	0.04658	183	122	47	14
489	The cummerbund really brings it all together.	1.4094	0.04954	171	116	40	15
490	The mirror makes everyone lose muscle mass.	1.4086	0.04541	186	123	50	13
491	What could possibly go wrong, Major Tom?	1.4086	0.04790	186	127	42	17
492	It's all we have for the unvaccinated.	1.4085	0.05176	164	113	35	16
493	It makes you look like you're on your way up.	1.4085	0.04646	213	149	41	23
494	No, I think the Ugg boots really work with that outfit.	1.4083	0.05134	169	117	35	17
495	Let’s see how you look in other dimensions.	1.4078	0.04728	179	120	45	14
496	I don’t think it makes your head look too big .	1.4076	0.04274	211	140	56	15
497	Personally, I think you look out of this world.	1.4072	0.03722	221	152	51	16
498	A very suitable option for the unvaccinated, for sure!	1.4072	0.04871	194	136	37	21
499	I think you're ready for the MET Gala.	1.4068	0.04897	177	121	40	16
500	This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind for the launch party	1.4064	0.04769	187	128	42	17
501	Stellar.	1.4062	0.04680	192	131	44	17
502	I know you love to drink TANG, so I let out a few inches in the waist.	1.4061	0.05079	165	113	37	15
503	It doesn’t matter if it makes you look fat, nobody will know that it’s you.	1.4057	0.05195	175	124	31	20
504	Are you attending the Bezos, Musk or Branson Halloween party?	1.4048	0.05083	168	116	36	16
505	Big night?	1.4048	0.04338	210	141	53	16
506	It's a great vintage look.	1.4046	0.04769	173	116	44	13
507	When it comes to style you really can't beat classic travel wear.	1.4046	0.04769	173	116	44	13
508	The very latest look for back-to-office-Covid-uncertain-gender-neutral-#me-too-aware-end-of-the-world-also-uncertain fashion-trend.	1.4043	0.04983	188	133	34	21
509	You'll never have sex again, but you won't get COVID.	1.4038	0.05207	156	107	35	14
510	Thanks, Harold, but I still don't think this is what she meant by "give me space."	1.4034	0.04913	176	121	39	16
511	Hermetically sealed is the new black.	1.4031	0.04694	191	131	43	17
512	How much for just the urine transfer connector?	1.4031	0.04694	191	131	43	17
513	Now you're ready for the latest variant!	1.4030	0.04635	201	139	43	19
514	Covid Coutour	1.4028	0.04302	216	146	53	17
515	It looks great, but do you have enough space in your closet?	1.4025	0.05135	159	109	36	14
516	No, I have not seen the film DON’T LOOK UP. Why do you ask?	1.4022	0.04696	184	125	44	15
517	I think you're going to love it...it's going to be no more "wear a mask," "wash your hands," " stand six feet apart.	1.4020	0.04501	199	135	48	16
518	And we print your vaccination dates on the front, free.	1.4020	0.04585	204	141	44	19
519	And here you have our Elon Musk model. It's outrageously expensive, and you can only wear it once.	1.4012	0.04734	167	111	45	11
520	This is much better than an N95 mask.	1.4010	0.04589	197	135	45	17
521	Elon Musk has one just like it.	1.4010	0.04378	207	140	51	16
522	What’s your line of work?	1.4000	0.04352	205	138	52	15
523	I also have it in blue.	1.4000	0.04953	160	108	40	12
524	It's the most popular look in our pandemic line.	1.4000	0.04894	170	116	40	14
525	Forward-looking and pandemic-friendly, this is the last suit you'll ever need!	1.4000	0.04899	195	139	34	22
526	Impressive, but you still need proof of vaccination.	1.4000	0.04822	170	115	42	13
527	When I told you I wanted to look out of this world, this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.4000	0.04567	180	120	48	12
528	In five years, everyone on Mars will be wearing it.	1.4000	0.04822	170	115	42	13
529	New job?	1.4000	0.05146	155	106	36	13
530	I think you’ll find it quite spacious.	1.3991	0.04369	218	150	49	19
531	Now that’s how you make a re-entrance.	1.3990	0.04537	193	131	47	15
532	I assure you, the vacuum seal doesn't make you look fat.	1.3989	0.04316	178	115	55	8
533	Does this KN95 Helmet make me look fat?	1.3988	0.04832	173	118	41	14
534	It's you. I think. Maybe. I can't tell.	1.3988	0.04832	173	118	41	14
535	Beats getting vaccinated.	1.3987	0.05231	158	110	33	15
536	It fits Uranus perfectly.	1.3986	0.05316	148	102	33	13
537	It makes you look 180 pounds lighter.	1.3977	0.04773	176	120	42	14
538	We recommend you wear a NASA certified diaper during fittings.	1.3977	0.04840	176	121	40	15
539	The cummerbund can be removed for less formal occasions	1.3977	0.04799	171	116	42	13
540	The cummerbund ties it all together.	1.3976	0.04825	166	112	42	12
541	Since Omicron, these have been selling like hotcakes.	1.3973	0.05366	146	101	32	13
542	Now that's what I call PPE !	1.3971	0.04449	209	144	47	18
543	You could definitely wear that to a party with the right atmosphere.	1.3966	0.04810	174	119	41	14
544	I put Dr. Fauci in one of these just last week.	1.3966	0.05079	174	123	33	18
545	So is this upcoming trip business or pleasure?	1.3964	0.05051	169	118	35	16
546	It takes light years off your age!	1.3960	0.04744	149	97	45	7
547	This is what all the billionaires are wearing this year.	1.3958	0.04428	192	129	50	13
548	It's what all the heartless billionaires are wearing this season.	1.3957	0.04757	187	130	40	17
549	Perfect for Zoom meetings	1.3955	0.04884	177	123	38	16
550	No, the bridesmaids will get a clear visor.	1.3955	0.04751	177	121	42	14
551	It's the latest CDC recommendation.	1.3955	0.04818	177	122	40	15
552	It’s the lack of gravity that’s slimming.	1.3955	0.04884	177	123	38	16
553	No, the guy in the mirror is not laughing at you!	1.3953	0.04777	172	117	42	13
554	And you’ll never have to wear a mask again.	1.3952	0.04533	210	147	43	20
555	Yes… this the latest in PPE dinner wear	1.3951	0.04981	162	111	38	13
556	Looks medieval....might I suggest accessorizing with the chastity belt, for your upcoming trip to Texas?	1.3949	0.05328	157	111	30	16
557	It's the new N-95,000 mask!	1.3946	0.05592	147	105	26	16
558	Look at you! You're a real astronaut, not some billionaire in a jumpsuit!	1.3946	0.05592	147	105	26	16
559	Sorry we can't deliver to that adress.	1.3944	0.04888	180	126	37	17
560	Now, no one can accuse you of being too down-to-earth.	1.3943	0.04989	175	123	35	17
561	Office casual" has changed a little since you were last measured	1.3939	0.04840	165	112	41	12
562	Guaranteed safer than a mask alone, PLUS no need to use a public bathroom!	1.3939	0.04565	198	137	44	17
563	Of course, for your trip, you won't be needing the warranty."	1.3939	0.04916	165	112	39	13
564	Astronaut? More like astro-hot, am I right?	1.3939	0.04991	165	114	37	14
565	Don't worry...you wear this on the A Train, and you'll have an entire car to yourself	1.3934	0.04372	183	121	52	10
566	Plus,you won't have to mask up.	1.3934	0.04767	183	127	40	16
567	No sir, I would not recommend that you fart.	1.3931	0.05030	173	122	34	17
568	The cummerbund really brings out your eye.	1.3930	0.04570	201	140	43	18
569	It's perfect for any event with no atmosphere.	1.3929	0.04779	168	114	42	12
570	It’s part of my nuclear winter collection.	1.3929	0.04926	168	116	38	14
571	Trust me, it accentuates your best features.	1.3926	0.04641	163	108	46	9
572	Now you can go as Jeff Bezos	1.3920	0.04900	176	123	37	16
573	That's one small alteration for a man, one giant invoice for NASA.	1.3919	0.05307	148	103	32	13
574	I believe it's a look you'll feel comfortable with anywhere in the galaxy.	1.3917	0.04326	217	150	49	18
575	You can’t even tell you’re wearing a diaper.	1.3916	0.05255	143	98	34	11
576	They say dress for the job you want!	1.3916	0.04966	166	115	37	14
577	It’s the latest release in our COVID line.	1.3905	0.03666	210	149	45	15
578	Trust me. No one at the space station will expect a cumberbund.	1.3904	0.04811	187	131	37	18
579	No, a see-through mask won't make you sexier.	1.3902	0.04619	164	109	46	9
580	In space nobody can see your seams.	1.3897	0.05340	136	93	33	10
581	Now you can enter anywhere without your vax card.	1.3896	0.04988	154	105	38	11
582	It’s the latest look for billionaires!	1.3895	0.04755	190	134	38	18
583	I got rid of the oxygen tank. It just doesn't work with your body type.	1.3892	0.04641	167	112	45	10
584	No, ma'am, I simply said I don't think the little green men will care if you look fat.	1.3889	0.04687	180	124	42	14
585	And what about your groomsmen?	1.3889	0.04400	162	105	51	6
586	Queer eye for the space guy	1.3886	0.05047	175	125	32	18
587	Um, no Jeff. We can't do French cuffs.	1.3885	0.05084	157	109	35	13
588	No one will know if you're wearing a mask or not!	1.3885	0.04752	157	105	43	9
589	The suit is a little spacious, but it looks out of this world.	1.3879	0.04219	165	113	43	9
590	In space no one can see the seam.	1.3878	0.04773	147	97	43	7
591	You absolutely have to add the codpiece!	1.3873	0.04887	173	121	37	15
592	It's the latest in election wear. It's meme proof, twitter proof and bullet proof.	1.3873	0.04747	173	119	41	13
593	I rather think we have achieved lift off, sir.	1.3873	0.04676	173	118	43	12
594	Will this be for business or pleasure?	1.3873	0.04603	173	117	45	11
595	Perfect. Now you’re ready to head to Costco.	1.3873	0.05022	173	123	33	17
596	So what is it this time, global warming or an asteroid?	1.3873	0.04676	173	118	43	12
597	You'll be over the moon wearing this	1.3869	0.05308	137	94	33	10
598	Ahhh -suits you well - the ultimate Vacuous Space Billionaire!	1.3867	0.04600	181	124	44	13
599	No, the jet pack is not included.	1.3867	0.05075	150	103	36	11
600	To infinity and beyond? Nope, haven't heard that...since lunch.	1.3865	0.04871	163	111	38	12
601	Tres chic formal ware for at least the next three pandemics.	1.3865	0.04793	163	111	41	11
602	And, of course, you'll be wanting the optional air supply vest.	1.3864	0.05024	176	126	32	18
603	I said I wanted a suit with space, not for space	1.3864	0.04959	176	125	34	17
604	It's much more fashionable than Elon's or Jeff's	1.3864	0.04620	176	120	44	12
605	Maybe I’ll just go with a KN95 instead.	1.3864	0.04689	176	121	42	13
606	It makes you look six times lighter.	1.3862	0.05103	145	99	36	10
607	Versace, we have a problem.	1.3861	0.04895	158	108	39	11
608	The mirror adds zero gravity.	1.3860	0.04711	171	117	42	12
609	Honestly, Mr. Bezos, you still look like a d-bag.	1.3859	0.04923	184	132	33	19
610	You’re gonna love it. Whether you’re back in your cubicle or still working from home, nobody’ll know if you’re in there or not.	1.3858	0.04683	197	140	38	19
611	If I'm not mistaken, this is from a line that launched last spring.	1.3856	0.04830	153	103	41	9
612	Now the only person you can get covid from is yourself.	1.3856	0.05174	153	107	33	13
613	It’s this season’s must have for the next variant.	1.3855	0.04884	166	115	38	13
614	To me, it says “Climate Change Trend Setter”.	1.3855	0.04454	166	112	45	9
615	It's quite popular with my billionaire customers.	1.3855	0.04767	179	125	39	15
616	No, I do not think wearing a coordinating cummerbund is too matchy-matchy.	1.3855	0.04832	179	126	37	16
617	Do I hear you humming, 'Fly Me to the Moon'?	1.3855	0.04767	179	125	39	15
618	It’ll loosen up once you’re in orbit.	1.3855	0.04961	179	128	33	18
619	Well you look out of this world	1.3854	0.04714	192	136	38	18
620	Going on a trip?	1.3846	0.05105	169	121	31	17
621	True, but covid masks are so last year.	1.3846	0.04766	156	105	42	9
622	Believe me, you'll take off in that outfit.	1.3846	0.04748	169	116	41	12
623	You'll be the envy of all the climate crisis survivors.	1.3841	0.05073	164	116	33	15
624	With this on, both indoor and outdoor seating becomes an option.	1.3841	0.05220	151	106	32	13
625	Will you be taking small steps or giant leaps?	1.3841	0.05304	151	107	30	14
626	It is guaranteed to be 71% more effective than a cloth mask, and much more stylish.	1.3838	0.04190	185	126	45	11
627	What's the occasion?	1.3836	0.04952	159	110	37	12
628	You really want to get out of the city this weekend!	1.3836	0.05110	159	112	33	14
629	We call it the Covid tuxedo.	1.3836	0.05258	146	102	32	12
630	But does it say ‘real astronaut’?	1.3833	0.04545	180	128	37	15
631	It's a little bulkier than your cruise ship apparel ,but you'll understand why when your ship leaves.	1.3831	0.04532	154	101	47	6
632	You can obviously tell it is not off the rack.	1.3831	0.04978	154	106	37	11
633	Don't worry . Mr. Bezos I'll shorten it so you can see out the helmet	1.3830	0.04663	188	132	40	16
634	It's surprisingly breathable.	1.3820	0.04578	178	122	44	12
635	It looks great! But how does it fit on Uranus?	1.3819	0.05121	144	99	35	10
636	It's the latest from out COVID Omega line.	1.3817	0.04442	186	127	47	12
637	We call it, “The Billionaire”	1.3816	0.04408	207	145	45	17
638	Weightless doesn't have to equal shapeless.	1.3816	0.04434	207	148	40	19
639	Oh yesss, that’s what all the space billionaires are wearing this season!	1.3816	0.05192	152	107	32	13
640	It’s supposed to be an upgrade from the N95.	1.3813	0.05160	160	114	31	15
641	It's what all the billionaires are wearing now for their earth-to-moon round trip vacations.	1.3812	0.04788	181	128	37	16
642	I know you just asked for a Covid-19 mask, but we're finding this gives somewhat better protection.	1.3806	0.04867	155	106	39	10
643	No, like really, really far out	1.3804	0.04473	184	126	46	12
644	So far no one came back to complain.	1.3803	0.05805	142	105	20	17
645	And there's a money-back guarantee if it leaks.	1.3799	0.04759	179	126	38	15
646	Perfect! Now show me a matching swimsuit.	1.3797	0.04718	158	107	42	9
647	So where’s the honeymoon?	1.3797	0.04454	158	104	48	6
648	I don’t know—it’s awfully expensive for a suit I’ll only get to wear one time.	1.3797	0.05048	158	111	34	13
649	And in zero gravity you’ll feel slimmer too!	1.3797	0.04357	187	127	49	11
650	If you add a dinner jacket, you’ll have a mix-and-match travel wardrobe,	1.3796	0.05296	137	95	32	10
651	I appreciate how you’ve decided to take “Men are from Mars” to a whole new level.	1.3795	0.04723	166	114	41	11
652	You're more you than you've ever been, Major Tom!	1.3791	0.04437	182	124	47	11
653	And did I mention? Mask mandates will no longer apply!	1.3789	0.05134	161	115	31	15
654	Now you’re prepared to boldly go back to teaching in person.	1.3789	0.04980	161	113	35	13
655	It’s not too…out there?	1.3787	0.04813	169	118	38	13
656	So what’s the occassion ?	1.3784	0.05019	148	102	36	10
657	In space, no one can see your seam.	1.3784	0.04320	185	125	50	10
658	I'm not so sure about the blackface.	1.3782	0.04842	156	107	39	10
659	I love when the shoes match the belt.	1.3780	0.04600	164	111	44	9
660	And the best part is, you’ll never need a Covid test!	1.3780	0.04838	164	114	38	12
661	The pants legs are definitely too long. I can hear them now..."Take me up, Scotty"	1.3778	0.04537	180	124	44	12
662	Closed-toe shoe for this. Definitely.	1.3776	0.05326	143	101	30	12
663	Is the fabric breathable? Well, yes and no.	1.3775	0.04949	151	104	37	10
664	Major Tom, you've really made the grade.	1.3775	0.04768	151	102	41	8
665	It's what everybody's wearing for the Spring variant of the virus!	1.3772	0.04851	167	117	37	13
666	At last I can call myself a tailor to the stars!	1.3772	0.05140	167	121	29	17
667	This hazmat is bullet-proof, antiviral, and defies facial image recognition.	1.3772	0.04776	167	116	39	12
668	You'll be the safest dude at the prom.	1.3771	0.04967	175	126	32	17
669	In space, no one can tell your butt is big.	1.3769	0.05489	130	91	29	10
670	I think we can consider that Space Force interview nailed.	1.3767	0.05156	146	102	33	11
671	Monsieur Bezos, you should have thought of that before you tried on zee suit.	1.3766	0.04882	154	106	38	10
672	Does this helmet make my butt look small?	1.3765	0.05182	162	117	29	16
673	And you didn't think you could wear white after Labor Day.	1.3759	0.05471	141	101	27	13
674	Sure, we can have it ready in time for lift-off.	1.3759	0.05136	141	100	30	11
675	I think it could use an asteroid belt.	1.3758	0.04817	157	108	39	10
676	Why the blank expression?	1.3758	0.05301	157	114	27	16
677	I wish you could see how good you look.	1.3758	0.04901	157	109	37	11
678	Last season's collection was more down to earth.	1.3758	0.05145	157	112	31	14
679	One small step for a tailor. One giant step for haberdashery.	1.3758	0.04731	157	107	41	9
680	We might do shoulder pads.	1.3758	0.04901	157	109	37	11
681	And you could also dress it up for evening with the metallic boots	1.3758	0.04965	165	117	34	14
682	It makes you look weightless.	1.3758	0.04371	165	117	37	11
683	Maybe try without the helmet? Chanel said to take one thing off before you leave the airlock.	1.3750	0.05546	128	90	28	10
684	I can also dress you for the job you have.	1.3750	0.05227	160	116	28	16
685	If you like this outfit, you'll love our next big launch.	1.3750	0.04386	176	119	48	9
686	Oxygen tanks? You never mentioned oxygen tanks.	1.3750	0.04877	176	126	34	16
687	It’s one giant leap for menswear.	1.3750	0.05109	144	100	34	10
688	No, I don't think it's too revealing	1.3750	0.04586	160	113	36	11
689	It screams out of this world, doesn't it	1.3743	0.04617	179	125	41	13
690	A little secret......your savings on make-up will actually pay for the outfit.	1.3743	0.04694	171	119	40	12
691	Well, it's not as effective as the N95 mask, but it is washable and stain resistant.	1.3742	0.04694	163	112	41	10
692	Going somewhere?	1.3742	0.05006	163	116	33	14
693	And I can assure you that the included underwear won't bind upon reentry.	1.3742	0.05270	155	112	28	15
694	Really, no need for alterations; it's universal fit.	1.3732	0.04958	142	97	37	8
695	You will look much slimmer when you add oxygen tanks	1.3725	0.04626	153	103	43	7
696	You did ask for something that will take you far.	1.3724	0.05265	145	103	30	12
697	It's a cummerbund.	1.3723	0.04586	188	133	40	15
698	Do you have anything a little more casual for the apocalypse?	1.3722	0.05047	180	133	27	20
699	Hmmmmm.....Lets see if i've got that in an earth tone	1.3720	0.04507	164	111	45	8
700	One small stitch for me, one giant bill for you.	1.3720	0.04750	164	114	39	11
701	You look out of this world.	1.3718	0.04831	156	108	38	10
702	This is what all the billionaires are wearing into space this year.	1.3718	0.04335	156	110	37	9
703	It's all the rage with billionaires in space.	1.3718	0.04999	156	110	34	12
704	Still can't believe they made you buy your own suit ma'am.	1.3714	0.05397	140	100	28	12
705	So, where are you going?	1.3712	0.05526	132	94	27	11
706	Didn't think you'd be back so soon! What's wrong?	1.3710	0.05891	124	90	22	12
707	Absolutely. Mylar is so hot right now.	1.3709	0.04938	151	105	36	10
708	The mask is for COVID, and the suit is for anti-vaxxers	1.3706	0.05126	143	100	33	10
709	All the billionaires have them.	1.3706	0.04780	170	120	37	13
710	It’s the latest in “back-to-office-wear.”	1.3704	0.04787	162	113	38	11
711	Is that a rocket in your pocket?	1.3704	0.04787	162	113	38	11
712	Yes, the cummerbund definitely completes this ensemble.	1.3699	0.04957	146	101	36	9
713	Yes Sir, the suit is a tight fit right now but on the Moon you will only weigh 26 pounds.	1.3696	0.04252	184	125	50	9
714	And for another billion, we can make the gloves in black as well!	1.3694	0.04973	157	111	34	12
715	You’re ready to kick asteroid.	1.3694	0.05214	157	114	28	15
716	And it has enough air inside to survive a complete subway trip.	1.3693	0.04868	176	127	33	16
717	I always recommend leaving a little extra space for the diaper.	1.3688	0.05074	141	98	34	9
718	The CDC requires that it is airtight.	1.3687	0.05141	160	116	29	15
719	Yes, you do need this to go to the Knicks game.	1.3687	0.05292	160	118	25	17
720	How does it breathe?	1.3684	0.04381	171	116	47	8
721	It also comes in Bowie blue if silver isn't your thing.	1.3684	0.04535	171	118	43	10
722	On the plus side, you'll never catch Covid.	1.3684	0.04638	152	103	42	7
723	I remember you asking specifically for something, 'out of this world'.	1.3684	0.05171	152	109	30	13
724	This should give you all the Covid protection you need---until you have to go to the bathroom.	1.3681	0.04621	182	129	39	14
725	With this, you can survive TEN pandemics!	1.3681	0.04842	163	115	36	12
726	We can have the alterations done by the next School Board Meeting.	1.3681	0.05071	163	118	30	15
727	I was trying for George Clooney, but I’m getting more Jeff Bezos	1.3681	0.04763	163	114	38	11
728	Trust me, you'll be the best-dressed man at the black-hole affair.	1.3681	0.04683	163	113	40	10
729	Space!? Oh no, I'm just using it for groceries.	1.3677	0.05260	155	113	27	15
730	You are not going to dance, are you?	1.3677	0.04845	155	108	37	10
731	That polycarbonate solar visor really brings out your eyes.	1.3673	0.05116	147	104	32	11
732	So, midlife crisis or Burning Man?	1.3673	0.05206	147	105	30	12
733	That will be perfect for that new restaurant,it has great food but no atmosphere.	1.3672	0.04711	177	126	37	14
734	And with a couple of decals you won't come off as virus paranoid so much as cosplay ready.	1.3669	0.05221	139	98	31	10
735	Everyone on Mars is wearing one.	1.3669	0.04720	169	119	38	12
736	I tightened the torso so you won't get that unsightly muffin top from zero gravity.	1.3669	0.04645	169	118	40	11
737	Is this for a special occasion or just to wear to the office?	1.3667	0.04769	150	103	39	8
738	Does it come with a hole in the crotch?	1.3667	0.04953	150	105	35	10
739	It’s you. Even if no one can tell who you are.	1.3667	0.04953	150	105	35	10
740	And you can dress it down with a sports coat.	1.3665	0.04720	161	112	39	10
741	This is from my new capsule collection.	1.3665	0.04960	161	115	33	13
742	It says... 'I OWN this planet!	1.3664	0.05107	131	90	34	7
743	Ground control is gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it!	1.3662	0.05045	142	99	34	9
744	Looking good Major Tom. Have a great flight...	1.3662	0.05143	142	100	32	10
745	It’s what we recommend for the style-conscious unvaccinated.	1.3662	0.05334	142	102	28	12
746	You simply look out of this world!	1.3659	0.04497	164	112	44	8
747	The fabric really lets you breathe.	1.3657	0.05248	134	94	31	9
748	you're not from here, are you ?	1.3657	0.05248	134	94	31	9
749	The new Omicron suit is our most popular.	1.3657	0.05659	134	98	23	13
750	See? Plenty of space!	1.3656	0.04515	186	132	37	14
751	Yes, the cummerbund is absolutely what you needed to tie the boots and faceplate together!	1.3653	0.04979	167	121	31	15
752	Yes - the cummerbund makes you look slimmer - and lower gravity makes you lose a few pounds.	1.3653	0.04523	167	115	43	9
753	Absolutely, the latest for in-office wear.	1.3651	0.05238	126	87	32	7
754	No, sorry, it doesn't come in paisley.	1.3651	0.05357	126	88	30	8
755	It looks fabulous on you, Dr. Fauci.	1.3650	0.05371	137	98	28	11
756	I get that you need it by your Friday 'launch date', but I've got a Chewbacca, a Baby Yoda and two Darth Vader costume alterations to take care of first	1.3650	0.05167	137	96	32	9
757	Trip to the moon or fencing, it's perfect	1.3648	0.04757	159	111	38	10
758	You can’t put a price tag on the most important day of your life.	1.3648	0.05002	159	114	32	13
759	Compared to the ticket, it"s a bargin.	1.3643	0.05385	140	101	27	12
760	That'll get you one small step outside.	1.3642	0.05102	151	108	31	12
761	Yes, using the Men's Room before suiting up is recommended.	1.3642	0.04856	162	115	35	12
762	Sure. We can lower the crotch a little.	1.3642	0.04777	162	114	37	11
763	And you won't care should the party lack atmosphere.	1.3642	0.04856	162	115	35	12
764	This is not what I meant when I said “I need some space in my suit.”	1.3636	0.05197	154	112	28	14
765	I think it's between this one or the Davy Crockett.	1.3636	0.05209	143	102	30	11
766	And it’s infused with copper to reduce odors	1.3636	0.05574	143	106	22	15
767	You’re gonna like the way you moonwalk, I guarantee it.	1.3636	0.05113	143	101	32	10
768	Would not have been my choice but I'm not going to Mars.	1.3631	0.04422	168	115	45	8
769	You said you wanted to 'Boldly Go.'	1.3629	0.05412	124	87	29	8
770	It will give you more space.	1.3625	0.04815	160	113	36	11
771	And of course we do offer a lifetime warranty against wardrobe malfunctions.	1.3625	0.05207	160	118	26	16
772	If this doesn't get you laid at Comicon you might as well just fold up your dick and join the Proud Boys.	1.3624	0.05321	149	109	26	14
773	Now that's a power suit.	1.3623	0.05033	138	96	34	8
774	It tells the world you're ready for adventure, but won't forget your human side.	1.3620	0.04672	163	114	39	10
775	Of course British fabrics feel stiff at first, but they break in beautifully.	1.3613	0.04834	155	109	36	10
776	It’s functional and nobody will guess you’re from Hoboken.	1.3611	0.05179	144	102	30	11
777	We have darker models, of course, for extravehicular excursions after Labor Day.	1.3609	0.04857	169	122	33	14
778	It's much more effective than an N95 mask.	1.3609	0.04635	169	119	39	11
779	I was hoping I’d look more like Matt Damon.	1.3607	0.05590	122	87	26	9
780	Can you make this fit more like pajamas?	1.3605	0.05011	147	104	33	10
781	There! Now you look like the CEO of a billion dollar company.	1.3605	0.04427	172	119	44	9
782	Just add a bow tie and you will be the talk of the Space Station.	1.3603	0.05184	136	96	31	9
783	The Extended Warranty gives you 100 'Small Steps' and 10 'Giant Leaps' .	1.3603	0.05390	136	98	27	11
784	I don’t think that’s an extreme response to the pandemic at all.	1.3602	0.04454	161	110	44	7
785	You were right about the empire waist, Mr. Bezos.	1.3597	0.05003	139	97	34	8
786	I can either take in the waist or let out some gravity.	1.3595	0.05047	153	110	31	12
787	I promise. Even in zero gravity, it will not make your butt look big.	1.3594	0.05735	128	94	22	12
788	And we also have that in Dark Matter	1.3594	0.05516	128	92	26	10
789	Does this come with a cape?	1.3593	0.04821	167	120	34	13
790	This is what all of the megalomaniacs are wearing this year, sir.	1.3592	0.05226	142	102	29	11
791	Do you know what color dress she'll be wearing?	1.3588	0.05091	131	91	33	7
792	Who’s the lucky lady?	1.3586	0.05241	145	105	28	12
793	And in vacuum environments you will look even slimmer!	1.3586	0.04230	145	102	30	8
794	“Except for the indispensable breathing device, that I’m holding in my back, everything is free.	1.3584	0.04773	173	125	34	14
795	And it comes with pockets.	1.3582	0.05339	134	96	28	10
796	And this suit says "I'm the kind of guy who shoots off into space just for fun regardless of the cost to the earth and the poor suckers I made my billions off"	1.3581	0.05339	148	109	25	14
797	I know, I know, it is expensive, but you don’t have to pay until you get back…	1.3576	0.05003	151	108	32	11
798	Remember, zero-g is very slimming.	1.3576	0.04705	165	117	37	11
799	It's not a spacesuit. It's a climate-change onesie.	1.3571	0.04577	154	111	33	10
800	And it is approved by the teacher's union in most states!	1.3571	0.05459	126	90	27	9
801	Who's the lucky alien?	1.3567	0.04609	157	109	40	8
802	It’s a bit snug now but it’ll fit like a glove on Mars.	1.3566	0.04903	143	100	35	8
803	The billionaire suit.	1.3566	0.05369	129	92	28	9
804	But look how small your waist is!	1.3562	0.04464	160	110	43	7
805	Let me know what you think in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . .	1.3562	0.05301	146	107	26	13
806	But does it make me look like Tom Hanks?	1.3561	0.05498	132	96	25	11
807	''I'm just not sure about the color.''	1.3558	0.04821	163	117	34	12
808	Trust me, when you get there you'll feel 83% lighter.	1.3557	0.05046	149	107	31	11
809	We call it climate forward fashion.	1.3557	0.04575	149	102	41	6
810	Are you going for the John Glenn fit, or more of the Neil Armstrong?	1.3556	0.05201	135	96	30	9
811	NASA says you wont need a zipper, sir."	1.3554	0.04482	166	118	38	10
812	The Ultimate COVID Suit!	1.3548	0.04907	155	111	33	11
813	Can I interest you in an asteroid belt?	1.3546	0.05046	141	100	32	9
814	and... if we let anything out, you die	1.3543	0.05758	127	94	21	12
815	Oh that is out of this world!	1.3542	0.05258	144	105	27	12
816	And you think my hair looks funny?	1.3540	0.04778	161	115	35	11
817	It's a little tight across the asteroid . . .	1.3534	0.05776	116	84	23	9
818	Without the oxygen tanks, it takes your breath away.	1.3533	0.04958	167	123	29	15
819	Fit's you to a G.	1.3529	0.05476	136	100	24	12
820	The pandemic has been good for business.	1.3529	0.05545	119	85	26	8
821	You can wear this on flights and do not have to wear a mask.	1.3525	0.05040	139	101	28	10
822	It does hide wrinkles.	1.3525	0.05926	122	91	19	12
823	Told you I'd have it ready for your gender reveal party.	1.3525	0.05693	122	89	23	10
824	The “urine to potable water filter” is an inspired detail.	1.3521	0.05307	142	104	26	12
825	Why are these things always so formal.	1.3521	0.04916	142	100	34	8
826	Any special occasions coming up?	1.3517	0.04945	145	103	33	9
827	It's one small step for man, one giant charge on my credit card.	1.3516	0.05611	128	94	23	11
828	I said I wanted my outfit to make a buzz, not look like one.	1.3516	0.05826	128	96	19	13
829	It definitely puts the Hawaiian shirt to shame.	1.3510	0.04901	151	108	33	10
830	Look, you asked for a suit that was out of this world....	1.3510	0.04901	151	108	33	10
831	' Not overkill ; a bubble would be overkill! '	1.3510	0.04901	151	108	33	10
832	The thickness of the suit should muffle the diaper sound.	1.3507	0.05531	134	99	23	12
833	Ten G's for us, Zero-G's for you.	1.3507	0.05428	134	98	25	11
834	Where did you say you were going?	1.3504	0.05472	117	83	27	7
835	It's the hottest trend in apparel for teachers	1.3504	0.05343	137	100	26	11
836	It's perfect! You won't catch even a sniffle from your students now!	1.3504	0.05032	137	97	32	8
837	Now everyone will totally forget you're bald, Mr. Bezos.	1.3503	0.04938	157	114	31	12
838	Sir, I think this outfit screams billionaire.	1.3503	0.04613	177	128	36	13
839	Does it come with a larger codpiece?	1.3500	0.04708	160	114	36	10
840	It's a whole new back-to-school look.	1.3500	0.05260	140	102	27	11
841	Sure, I can alter anything.	1.3500	0.05162	140	101	29	10
842	Indeed, sir, why not ransack and colonize a new planet? There are certainly no problems left here. Now, shall I ship it to you Prime?	1.3500	0.05452	140	104	23	13
843	It’ll protect you from COVID, climate change, and other top headlines.	1.3500	0.05162	140	101	29	10
844	Is there something going on I should know about? You're the fourth guy in here this week asking me to sew a different patch on their suit.	1.3500	0.04801	140	100	32	8
845	‘Keep in mind, the mirror adds one G.”	1.3497	0.04988	143	102	32	9
846	Trust me. All spacemen dress left. Something about gravity.	1.3496	0.05535	123	89	25	9
847	Oxygen supply is optional.	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
848	Attending your kid's school board meeting tonight? Yes, I would say you're pretty well protected, sir.	1.3492	0.05079	126	88	32	6
849	I told you I could make you look ‘out of this world’!	1.3490	0.04755	149	105	36	8
850	Elon, Way cooler than that hat Bezos wore.	1.3487	0.04645	152	114	26	12
851	Sir, trust me, the entire church will be riveted on your daughter when you walk her down the aisle.	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
852	No, you won't need to wear a mask in restaurants.	1.3484	0.05063	155	114	28	13
853	This is from our future pandemic line of men’s suits	1.3484	0.04351	155	106	44	5
854	It’ll look better in zero gravity	1.3484	0.04895	155	112	32	11
855	And it’s made from the finest Kevlar from northern Virginia…	1.3482	0.06176	112	84	17	11
856	A cowboy hat will be extra.	1.3482	0.05910	112	82	21	9
857	More space?	1.3478	0.05082	161	120	26	15
858	This isn’t what I meant when I said I needed more space in my suit.	1.3478	0.04927	161	118	30	13
859	It brings out your eyes.	1.3476	0.04784	164	119	33	12
860	I have to say, these destination weddings get crazier every year.	1.3476	0.04461	164	115	41	8
861	I can't see anything. Does it come with a clear helmet?	1.3475	0.05160	118	81	31	5
862	Honestly, you look just like John Glenn in that suit.	1.3473	0.04408	167	117	42	8
863	Best Witness Protection ever!	1.3471	0.05469	121	87	26	8
864	The Depends are extra !	1.3467	0.04535	150	104	40	6
865	Do you dress orbitally or retrograde?	1.3465	0.05405	127	92	26	9
866	The guarantee is against the next variant - no matter what it is.	1.3465	0.05289	127	91	28	8
867	It's the perfect outfit for any super-spreader event, anywhere in the universe.	1.3464	0.05021	153	112	29	12
868	Man, you look out of this world	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
869	Zippers! The instructions were to make it fit. Nothing was ever said about getting out of it.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
870	I think that look is really going to take off!	1.3462	0.05318	130	94	27	9
871	Yes, my weight will be less in space, but this crotch is still too tight for my mass.	1.3462	0.04868	156	113	32	11
872	Lunch party? Well I could swear you said launch party. Joe Battaglia Fallbrook CA	1.3459	0.04838	133	95	31	7
873	Mobility is not great, but fashion is not about confort.	1.3459	0.05011	133	94	32	7
874	Have you tried the carbon fiber inseam diaper yet?	1.3456	0.04937	136	96	33	7
875	This outfit works in any space.	1.3456	0.05046	136	97	31	8
876	Don't be ridiculous. When you get to the jam, they'll know you're white right away.	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
877	I think this look is going to really take off.	1.3453	0.05076	139	99	30	9
878	The sleeve buttons are functional; they contact Mission Control.	1.3451	0.05002	142	102	31	9
879	The cummerbund was an elegant choice.	1.3451	0.04901	142	101	33	8
880	You said you wanted something out of this world.	1.3450	0.04567	171	123	37	11
881	I'm not supposed to share this, but Aldrin will definitely be wearing a cummerbund.	1.3446	0.04669	148	104	37	7
882	And matching oxygen tanks are on sale 50% off.	1.3444	0.04796	151	108	34	9
883	And it protects against both Delta and Omicron variants	1.3444	0.04887	151	109	32	10
884	Is the fit to your liking Mr. Musk?	1.3443	0.05431	122	88	26	8
885	Hermetically sealed is always in style, sir.	1.3442	0.04908	154	112	31	11
886	I'm a bit like Ralph Lauren "I don't design clothes. I design dreams."	1.3440	0.04965	125	87	33	5
887	I specifically asked for pleated pants.	1.3440	0.05218	125	89	29	7
888	Sorry. Transparency is on back order.	1.3439	0.04671	157	112	36	9
889	And it's guaranteed for life.	1.3438	0.05136	128	91	30	7
890	It's what all the teachers are wearing!	1.3438	0.05483	128	94	24	10
891	Yeah okay...lose the cummerbund !	1.3438	0.04525	160	113	39	8
892	Let me guess… going back to school?	1.3438	0.05370	128	93	25	9
893	Yes, I'm afraid it does make one's asteroid look bigger.	1.3431	0.05525	137	103	21	13
894	These Covid mandates are a bear aren't they?	1.3429	0.05245	140	103	26	11
895	What made you think we didn't have oxygen on this planet?	1.3426	0.05289	108	75	29	4
896	Very Well. If the 'Giant Leap' suit is too costly, may I show you something from our 'Small Step' collection?	1.3425	0.05274	146	109	24	13
897	These are all the rage in the metaverse.	1.3425	0.04706	146	103	36	7
898	Have a themed wedding," they said. "You can always wear the suit again later at other events," they said	1.3421	0.05822	114	84	21	9
899	And the adult diaper insert is absolutely unnoticeable!	1.3421	0.05548	114	82	25	7
900	If you take it off, re-entry will be tough.	1.3417	0.05225	120	85	29	6
901	You want to wear it home?	1.3413	0.05423	126	92	25	9
902	Which planet are you going to ?	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
903	The fin on the back gives you a sexy-sixty hunch.	1.3411	0.04859	129	90	34	5
904	Sorry Mr. Bezos,those are the highest platform moon boots we sell	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
905	In space, nobody knows you're a dog.	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
906	Bathroom, down the hall, first door on your left.	1.3409	0.05250	132	96	27	9
907	I thought you wanted to look like a billionaire.	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
908	Regular tights are last year. This season air tight is what's hot.	1.3409	0.05250	132	96	27	9
909	Destination weddings, amirite?	1.3407	0.04950	135	96	32	7
910	'This year we are taking one giant leap in fashion.'	1.3407	0.05169	135	98	28	9
911	Now you're ready for vacation, Mr. Bezos!	1.3407	0.05060	135	97	30	8
912	I think you’ll like the cummerbund once you try on the pants.	1.3407	0.05060	135	97	30	8
913	Yes Mr. Cruise, this is the outfit everybody who refuses to get vaccinated will be wearing while making your next picture.	1.3406	0.05193	138	101	27	10
914	But the N95 masks are less confining, and still retain your privacy.	1.3404	0.05016	141	102	30	9
915	An added plus, no need for sunscreen--EVER	1.3404	0.05214	141	104	26	11
916	I recommended one in black for formal launches	1.3404	0.04594	141	98	38	5
917	So are you wedded to the helmet?	1.3401	0.05331	147	111	22	14
918	It's our new pandemic fit.	1.3399	0.04743	153	110	34	9
919	Is now a bad time to say I hate it?	1.3399	0.04921	153	112	30	11
920	And this is THE look for health care workers this year, 2025!!	1.3396	0.05978	106	78	20	8
921	We can't do blasters Mr. Bezos, how about a nice pocket square?	1.3396	0.06126	106	79	18	9
922	The next size up may give you a bit more space?	1.3396	0.04707	159	115	34	10
923	Is this for you or your avatar?	1.3396	0.05978	106	78	20	8
924	Mnmgnm mbbm mngmn?	1.3393	0.06024	112	84	18	10
925	This will never go out of style. The design hasn't changed since the 60s.	1.3393	0.04611	168	122	35	11
926	No, no, I'm going to visit my SON.	1.3391	0.05909	115	86	19	10
927	I can't hear you... your mute button is on.	1.3390	0.05138	118	83	30	5
928	Considering what your ticket cost, this suit is a real bargain.	1.3387	0.05713	124	93	20	11
929	You might wish to layer on a skirt.	1.3387	0.05826	124	94	18	12
930	Its the latest in Blue Origin fashion and comes with free Amazon Prime!"	1.3387	0.05713	124	93	20	11
931	Of course it does come with the CDC's six month warranty.	1.3386	0.05387	127	93	25	9
932	I have the perfect scarf for that.	1.3386	0.05027	127	90	31	6
933	You're right. Back on Earth my name was Waldo.	1.3385	0.05300	130	95	26	9
934	You have to admit, it looks out of this world!	1.3383	0.05217	133	97	27	9
935	See how the asteroid belt helps support your lumbar?	1.3383	0.04993	133	95	31	7
936	Tested by Fauci himself.	1.3382	0.05029	136	98	30	8
937	You can see by my outfit that I am a tailor...	1.3382	0.05242	136	100	26	10
938	The cummerbund makes it.	1.3382	0.05137	136	98	28	9
939	With this ensemble, you no longer need to wear a mask!	1.3381	0.05060	139	101	29	9
940	No air conditioning …That’s why it’s on sale.	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
941	All the post-COVID billionaires are gagging for them.	1.3379	0.04915	145	105	31	9
942	Haute Couture	1.3379	0.04716	145	103	35	7
943	The helmet screeaams 'I already have a reserved seat!'	1.3378	0.04751	148	106	34	8
944	May I suggest a colorful scarf to brighten the look?	1.3377	0.04688	151	108	35	8
945	Well, at least you aren’t paying for the wedding.	1.3365	0.06203	104	78	17	9
946	It's gender fluid.	1.3364	0.05957	110	82	19	9
947	You think the space suite is expensive. Wait till you receive the bill for a two hour ride in space.	1.3362	0.05468	116	84	25	7
948	It's what all the wealthy wannabe astronauts are wearing	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
949	Well you have a point. I can see if our tailor sew in a fly.	1.3360	0.05321	125	91	26	8
950	I said “tighter waist” not “outer space”	1.3359	0.05577	128	96	21	11
951	You have to hold it until help arrives.	1.3359	0.05351	128	94	25	9
952	You’re all set for 2024.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
953	Is there a problem?	1.3358	0.05184	134	98	27	9
954	I got rid of the oxygen tank for a much sleeker look.	1.3358	0.05396	134	100	23	11
955	Would you like to try something a bit less buoyant?	1.3358	0.05074	134	97	29	8
956	It looks out of this world on you.	1.3358	0.04962	134	96	31	7
957	You want an insert sewn where, Mr. Bezos?	1.3358	0.05509	137	104	20	13
958	Now this one is 99.9% effective against the Sigma, Upsilon, and Omega variants.	1.3358	0.04999	137	99	30	8
959	When the Planetary Society selected the theme "A Night Amongst the Stars" for their annual gala, they didn't account for Literal Dave.	1.3357	0.05327	140	105	23	12
960	It makes you look like a billion bucks	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
961	This suit makes you look ten pounds more weightless.	1.3357	0.04856	143	103	32	8
962	You can take it with you in 3-2-1!	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
963	I hate to tell you but nobody is wearing a suit anymore.	1.3356	0.04724	149	107	34	8
964	You’ll be the first fashionaut!	1.3356	0.04724	149	107	34	8
965	This suit's proven to be 94% effective at preventing Covid and 100% effective at repelling women.	1.3356	0.05094	149	111	26	12
966	Yeah, that suit looks like it will protect you from COVID and climate change, but you'll still have to deal with yourself in there.	1.3355	0.04568	152	113	28	10
967	It's the final frontier in fashion.	1.3333	0.05006	132	95	30	7
968	You'll need some space to make this decision.	1.3333	0.04999	141	103	29	9
969	I added some features in case you want to leave the apartment.	1.3333	0.05177	138	102	26	10
970	It's very billionaire chic.	1.3333	0.05464	135	102	21	12
971	It's perfect for any fin-du-monde scenario.	1.3333	0.05043	135	98	29	8
972	It's our latest in PPE.	1.3333	0.04623	144	102	36	6
973	Great for bad hair days.	1.3333	0.05627	111	81	23	7
974	It looks very good on you Mr. Zuckerberg. You do know we also fitted Mr. Bezos and Mr. Branson.	1.3333	0.05257	135	100	25	10
975	It wasn’t easy to land in Brooklyn, but your reputation precedes you…	1.3333	0.05664	114	84	22	8
976	This is a great wardrobe staple for your return to the office. It's fashion forward, approved by the CDC, and comes fully equipped with flashing lights, sprinklers, and siren sounds should an emergency or 'Casual Friday' come up.	1.3333	0.04830	132	95	29	7
977	I think this is the one, Dr. Fauci.	1.3333	0.04504	150	106	38	6
978	You can’t be too careful at a party these days.	1.3333	0.05099	141	104	27	10
979	No, this is perfectly normal. We get a lot of astro-curious customers these days.	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
980	One small step for The Man	1.3333	0.05099	141	104	27	10
981	Do you have it in a pinstripe?	1.3333	0.05006	132	95	30	7
982	Of course, this is available with the comfort waist option.	1.3333	0.04999	141	103	29	9
983	And best of all, you can travel for hundreds of thousands of miles and never have to stop for the bathroom.	1.3333	0.05248	123	89	27	7
984	I don’t think we should go with a more breathable fabric	1.3333	0.05429	129	96	23	10
985	It might be a tight fit, but we could always add more space!	1.3333	0.05291	117	84	27	6
986	You're still going to need a booster.	1.3333	0.05911	111	83	19	9
987	We like to think it's a little bit storm trooper,crossed with astronaut and a healthy dose of scared out of my mind about Covid.	1.3333	0.05920	99	72	21	6
988	The bonus of this outfit is that it is the best protection against the Covid.	1.3333	0.05120	132	96	28	8
989	If this doesn’t keep you from getting Covid I don’t know what will.	1.3333	0.05801	102	74	22	6
990	I’ll try to schedule your alterations, but at the moment I have no space.	1.3333	0.05201	129	94	27	8
991	A tutu? No problem. Pink or blue?	1.3333	0.05278	138	103	24	11
992	Of course you’ll need a rocket scientist to help you get in and out of it.	1.3333	0.05204	120	86	28	6
993	Keep in mind, in space the mirror only adds 5 pounds.	1.3333	0.05177	138	102	26	10
994	To fully appreciate it, take one small step back.	1.3333	0.05232	132	97	26	9
995	Take one small step, see how it sits.	1.3333	0.04852	123	86	33	4
996	You gotta leave room for a little expansion. You know,the Universe is expanding.	1.3314	0.04257	169	120	42	7
997	How’s this for metaverse-chic?	1.3311	0.04766	151	110	32	9
998	The breathable fabric is perfect for those 800-degree days.	1.3311	0.05018	148	110	27	11
999	You know what they say: “Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.”	1.3310	0.04699	145	104	34	7
1000	Perfect for work or you can dress it up for an evening under the stars	1.3310	0.04800	145	105	32	8
1001	Have you any other hats?	1.3310	0.04868	142	103	31	8
1002	I agree, that is definitely a small step and a giant leap.	1.3309	0.05043	139	102	28	9
1003	And if punctured by a meteor, we have a no questions asked return policy.	1.3309	0.04831	139	100	32	7
1004	You’re the third Dad today looking for an outfit for this metaverse place	1.3309	0.04938	139	101	30	8
1005	I hope Bezos is springing for this.	1.3309	0.04789	136	97	33	6
1006	When I said my suit was too tight and needed more space, this is not what I had in mind.	1.3309	0.04902	136	98	31	7
1007	...and you can go anywhere in it.	1.3308	0.05393	130	97	23	10
1008	It says "Yes, I'm upwardly mobile, but I also like to be playful."	1.3307	0.05596	127	95	20	11
1009	This will REALLY protect against COVID!	1.3307	0.05007	127	91	30	6
1010	And it come with an SP Rating of 275!	1.3307	0.05368	127	94	24	9
1011	I call it Omicron Chic!	1.3306	0.05676	121	91	20	10
1012	We also have it in seersucker and gabardine.	1.3305	0.05254	118	84	27	6
1013	Anything more breathable?	1.3304	0.05757	115	86	19	9
1014	You're the second guy this week who told me NASA was cutting back.	1.3304	0.05757	115	86	20	9
1015	I agree, it's crazy that the women's spacesuits don't come with pockets either.	1.3304	0.05866	112	84	19	9
1016	Without a doubt, it enhances your gravitas.	1.3303	0.05837	109	81	20	8
1017	Perfect fit, although a mask would be a lot more comfortable.	1.3290	0.04448	155	113	34	8
1018	You said KN95-levels of both fashion and protection.	1.3289	0.04646	152	110	34	8
1019	We also carry this in Glenn Plaid	1.3289	0.05255	149	114	21	14
1020	Bowie says there's life on Mars	1.3287	0.04736	143	103	33	7
1021	It's what all the oligarchs are wearing these days.	1.3285	0.04760	137	98	33	6
1022	I know you wanted a cummerbund for your wedding, but it usually goes with a tux...	1.3285	0.04646	137	97	35	5
1023	I'm not so sure about the moon boots.	1.3284	0.05056	134	98	28	8
1024	This is NOT a small step for Givenchy	1.3282	0.05573	131	100	19	12
1025	Does Mars etiquette dictate a dinner jacket to go with the cummerbund and leg warmers?	1.3282	0.04189	131	95	29	5
1026	If you think it makes you look fat, we could take in the cooling umbilical mount.	1.3281	0.04974	128	92	30	6
1027	Yes, it's all-season, but only on Venus, Earth and Mars for now.	1.3280	0.05421	125	93	23	9
1028	Look at the long term, it's virus-proof, along with being sex, age, and gender-neutral.	1.3280	0.05301	125	92	25	8
1029	Nah, it'll all loosen up in zero-Gs.	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
1030	Extravehicular Mobility Unit IS the new black!	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
1031	May I say, sir, you are now ready for a takeoff.	1.3279	0.05390	122	90	24	8
1032	Yes, I agree it is sort of a leap...	1.3277	0.05217	119	86	27	6
1033	See if you can take one small step for man.	1.3276	0.05445	116	85	24	7
1034	Does this suit make me look arrogant?	1.3273	0.05496	110	80	24	6
1035	you may not afford a trip to space (yet), but you can afford a space suit	1.3273	0.05342	110	79	26	5
1036	I can guarantee you that no white racist will insult you with this suit on.	1.3269	0.06025	104	78	18	8
1037	It's empty space with no atmosphere, so breathability isn't a concern.	1.3269	0.05193	104	73	28	3
1038	It’s the perfect sartorial complement to your Tesla	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
1039	I wouldn’t let anything out if I were you.	1.3267	0.04585	150	108	35	7
1040	House of Fauci you say?	1.3262	0.04667	141	101	34	6
1041	It's A bit dated , anything in Buck Rogers '47?	1.3262	0.04667	141	101	34	6
1042	We call it "Daft Punk meets Global Pandemic"	1.3261	0.04618	138	98	35	5
1043	Look fat? You look positively weightless.	1.3259	0.04563	135	95	36	4
1044	You'll need to line dry	1.3258	0.05101	132	97	27	8
1045	it's what all the nouveau riche are wearing	1.3258	0.04869	132	95	31	6
1046	I didn't mind it with the cowboy hat.	1.3258	0.05430	132	100	21	11
1047	Pocket square?	1.3256	0.05297	129	96	24	9
1048	Have you tried turning it off and on again?	1.3256	0.05181	129	95	26	8
1049	It’s stylish, spaceflight ready and guaranteed against all emerging variants.	1.3252	0.05476	123	92	22	9
1050	Far out.	1.3250	0.05696	120	91	19	10
1051	I would like to reiterate that there is absolutely no guarantee that this will keep you alive in space.	1.3250	0.04903	120	85	31	4
1052	Built to last ten days in the fires of Hell or thirty nights on the Moon.	1.3248	0.04538	157	114	35	8
1053	Add the oxygen pack and you'll be safe from the virus anywhere	1.3248	0.05672	117	88	20	9
1054	We guarantee it for the next three variants.	1.3243	0.05602	111	82	22	7
1055	Take it for a walk on Mars, and if you're not completely satisfied, bring it back and we'll give you a 100% refund.	1.3243	0.05145	111	79	28	4
1056	I like it. It's out of this world.	1.3241	0.04783	145	106	31	8
1057	Does it come in earth tones?	1.3237	0.04813	139	101	31	7
1058	The accessory air tank is only another $150.	1.3237	0.05127	139	104	25	10
1059	The one hassle is if you have to pee.	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
1060	Safe from the virus and no one will know how much weight you've gained during the pandemic.	1.3235	0.04414	136	95	38	3
1061	I'm sorry Dave, that's the largest size we have.	1.3235	0.04769	136	98	32	6
1062	It’s Armanigeddon!	1.3235	0.05310	136	103	22	11
1063	This look just screams 2001.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
1064	That's one small step for man, one giant leap for fashion."	1.3231	0.05374	130	98	22	10
1065	Well, it's just so 1969!	1.3231	0.04661	130	92	34	4
1066	You can wear this anywhere!	1.3230	0.04629	161	119	32	10
1067	How's that? NASA will never know you're a vampire.	1.3229	0.06538	96	74	13	9
1068	There's a bit more space in this one.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
1069	Wow, you are looking better than Bezos ever did in that suit.	1.3224	0.04630	152	111	33	8
1070	That little pocket is for your, er, space junk.	1.3220	0.05090	118	85	28	5
1071	Thank you. And you look like Groucho Marx.	1.3217	0.05994	115	89	15	11
1072	I promise. You look out of this world.	1.3214	0.04994	140	104	27	9
1073	I can put you in this suit and in space by the end of the day.	1.3212	0.04626	137	98	34	5
1074	The unisex trend is quite affirming.	1.3211	0.05355	109	79	25	5
1075	It's from the zero gravitas collection.	1.3209	0.04569	134	95	35	4
1076	It's just not me.	1.3209	0.04923	134	98	29	7
1077	It'll be half-price, with your frequent-flyer miles.	1.3208	0.05286	106	76	26	4
1078	Just a few more measurements needed for an oxygen option. Yes, I'll hurry.	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
1079	I’d say, lose the cumberbund.	1.3203	0.04952	128	93	29	6
1080	These suits are just flying out of here!	1.3200	0.05518	125	95	20	10
1081	Well, you should accessorize with oxygen tanks if breathing is a priority.	1.3193	0.05328	119	88	24	7
1082	This is our moon boot cut.	1.3193	0.05328	119	88	24	7
1083	Not at all - in fact, it makes you look weightless.	1.3193	0.05328	119	88	24	7
1084	That will be quite the destination wedding.	1.3193	0.05589	119	90	20	9
1085	That suit makes you look out of this world.	1.3191	0.05065	141	106	25	10
1086	Could you take it in a little more around the asteroid belt?	1.3190	0.05281	116	85	25	6
1087	You look seven pounds lighter.	1.3187	0.06608	91	70	13	8
1088	It's guaranteed to drive the anti-vaxxers crazy...	1.3186	0.05797	113	86	18	9
1089	Yes, the urine recycler unit can be enlarged.	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
1090	You've got to admit it will solve a bad hair day.	1.3186	0.05070	113	81	28	4
1091	It makes you look 15 years in the future	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
1092	Why get a vaccination when these are available in omicron blue and delta orange?	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
1093	May I be the first to say you look out of this world!	1.3185	0.04778	135	97	31	6
1094	'I hear there's a helluva view from the toilet'	1.3185	0.05325	135	103	21	11
1095	Very 2001.	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
1096	We call it Covid casual.	1.3182	0.04966	132	97	28	7
1097	The "bored billionaire" look suits you well!	1.3182	0.04966	132	97	28	7
1098	It definitely looks better without the shoulder pads.	1.3182	0.05469	110	81	23	6
1099	Raise your flag if u can hear me .	1.3182	0.04848	132	96	30	6
1100	Sorry, the mask is mandatory!	1.3178	0.05276	129	97	23	9
1101	It's a perfect fit for Uranus.	1.3178	0.05879	107	81	18	8
1102	I think it’s out of this world	1.3175	0.04734	126	90	32	4
1103	Where did you say your work dinner was at again?	1.3175	0.05243	126	94	24	8
1104	No one can see how ugly you are in space!	1.3173	0.05997	104	79	17	8
1105	Well, Kanye, I think your transformation is complete.	1.3173	0.05511	104	76	23	5
1106	And we only sell one per mission, so you won't end up awkwardly sitting next to someone in the same outfit.	1.3173	0.05997	104	79	17	8
1107	With this outfit you can go absolutely anywhere without having to wear a face mask.	1.3171	0.05575	123	94	19	10
1108	I CAN have it for you by Friday; but there is an overnight delivery charge Mr. Bezos	1.3171	0.05204	123	91	25	7
1109	And I can throw in four rapid covid tests.	1.3171	0.04663	123	87	33	3
1110	You were right to go custom-tailored, Elon. The ones you find on Amazon all make your butt look big.	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
1111	And the material doesn’t breathe.	1.3169	0.04620	142	103	33	6
1112	Perfect whether you're travelling with Elon Musk or at a Maga rally...	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
1113	You look out of this world in that suit.	1.3169	0.04727	142	104	31	7
1114	We can also offer you the asteroidé belt	1.3165	0.04793	139	102	30	7
1115	This is a giant leap for YOU!!	1.3162	0.05381	117	87	23	7
1116	I would recommend just doing a french tuck	1.3158	0.04934	133	98	28	7
1117	I don't think of it as a space suit, more of an interstellar romper.	1.3158	0.04714	114	80	32	2
1118	I'm glad I could work out a little something to go with the moon boots.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
1119	...that's an adjustment you'll have to make yourself.	1.3153	0.06001	111	86	15	10
1120	Fits you perfectly. Now, would you prefer a zipper fly or a button fly?	1.3153	0.05576	111	83	21	7
1121	This suit will take you from COVID to the moon and back!	1.3153	0.05721	111	84	19	8
1122	Don't forget to like and share our page when you're up there.	1.3153	0.05116	111	80	27	4
1123	Interesting you say you can still smell Buzz Aldrin’s farts after all this time.	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
1124	I think you'll find that a little more breathable.	1.3152	0.04015	165	121	36	7
1125	How do you feel about a full-face mask?	1.3150	0.04962	127	93	28	6
1126	Trust me, this one looks better on Uranus.	1.3150	0.05556	127	98	18	11
1127	Here on Mars we don't have a Comicon	1.3148	0.05204	108	83	18	7
1128	You'll be the best-dressed pandemic survivor!	1.3148	0.05120	108	79	23	5
1129	Even Neil Armstrong didn't have a cummerbund.	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
1130	Too boring? Try the Andromeda cut; it screams interstellar!	1.3148	0.05368	108	79	24	5
1131	You'll be fashionably late, Mr. Gates.	1.3147	0.05291	143	111	19	13
1132	It’s the latest recommendation from the CDC.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1133	It's the perfect non binary look.	1.3145	0.04772	124	89	31	4
1134	Well, there's not much we can do about the bulge from the built-in diaper	1.3140	0.05253	121	90	24	7
1135	Although this one does suit you perfectly, you have to know that it will cost you at least 5 G’s”	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
1136	If tech billionaire is really the job you want, that's the style now.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
1137	Don't worry, the mirror actually adds a few pounds per square inch.	1.3136	0.05476	118	89	21	8
1138	This is our COVID-22-model.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1139	Yeah I can totally tell it’s real! Wow I think it might even be airtight?! Ok it’s definitely airtight. Can you take the helmet off please? Sir? I’m serious: I can’t breathe SIR?! The helmet is stuck! I can’t... Why are you staring at me?	1.3130	0.05574	115	87	20	8
1140	It's our latest in men's Muskwear.	1.3130	0.05574	115	87	20	8
1141	Perhaps you'd like to accessorize with a ray gun?	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
1142	The folks on the bottom of the pool will love it!	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
1143	In that suit, you look like a billion dollars.	1.3130	0.04976	131	96	27	7
1144	Yes sir, the cummerbund is very slimming.	1.3125	0.04803	128	93	30	5
1145	It also comes in weightless.	1.3125	0.05386	112	83	23	6
1146	Yes, you have chosen your tailor well. I am myself from Mars!	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
1147	It's good to an altitude of 351,000 feet	1.3125	0.05078	112	81	27	4
1148	It also comes in ‘Gagarin orange’.	1.3125	0.05533	112	84	21	7
1149	It's your ten year Space Academy reunion? Let me just take out the waist a bit.	1.3125	0.05234	112	82	25	5
1150	It's water resistant and solar wind proof.	1.3125	0.05078	112	81	27	4
1151	With the covid demand for these skyrocketing you'll start to notice lots of us with helmet hair.	1.3121	0.05046	141	107	24	10
1152	First date?	1.3120	0.05257	125	94	23	8
1153	Oh yes! This is indeed the latest in COVID fashion!	1.3120	0.05005	125	92	27	6
1154	Required masking for 2023.	1.3119	0.05483	109	81	22	6
1155	Maurice had tangled with some gangsters of love, but this was his first time meeting a space cowboy.	1.3119	0.05326	109	80	24	5
1156	I must say, Elon, it looks so much better on you than it does on Jeff…	1.3119	0.05483	109	81	22	6
1157	I said--it looks like you're going places!	1.3119	0.05785	109	83	18	8
1158	It looks great Gov. De Santis - who needs that nasty old vaccine!	1.3117	0.04654	154	115	30	9
1159	And we have it in seersucker, too.	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
1160	And it comes with a 43 pound belt.	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
1161	The cool thing is that this suit has a built-in bathroom.	1.3115	0.04811	122	88	30	4
1162	I was right — it does really accentuate your waist.	1.3113	0.05586	106	79	21	6
1163	It's like I always say- being weightless is no excuse for being tasteless.	1.3113	0.04809	151	114	27	10
1164	The cummerbund is a bold statement, that's for sure.	1.3111	0.05201	135	103	22	10
1165	good Luck! I forgot to tell you, we don't do alterations!	1.3111	0.04639	135	98	32	5
1166	"You can always let out some air.	1.3111	0.06447	90	69	14	7
1167	It’s an OSHA approved bathing suit.	1.3109	0.04884	119	86	29	4
1168	The waist feels a bit too tight, but I like what you've done with the shoulders.	1.3109	0.05303	119	89	23	7
1169	This is our 'No Sex Anytime' edition….	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
1170	What do you do when you need to go to the bathroom? Well...it depends.	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
1171	It's either this, or you wear a face mask.	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
1172	It’s a black helmet event, so I’d recommend the cummerbund.	1.3106	0.04451	132	94	35	3
1173	It's perfect for your next trip Mr. Shatner	1.3106	0.04944	132	98	27	7
1174	Perfect for a domestic flight.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
1175	See? The hat definitely completes the look.	1.3103	0.04961	116	84	28	4
1176	Dammit Jim! I'm a tailor, not a biomechanical engineer.	1.3103	0.05395	116	87	22	7
1177	You're sure this is pandemic chic?"	1.3097	0.05772	113	87	17	9
1178	Oh yeah, the force is definitely with you in that!	1.3097	0.04882	113	81	29	3
1179	I think the cummerbund really makes it pop.	1.3097	0.05633	113	86	19	8
1180	Protection is highly fashionable these days”	1.3095	0.04709	126	91	31	4
1181	Nothing says ‘forward-thinking’ like a 5-piece suit.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
1182	It's so 2001, but it's a classic look. And you'll feel like a billionaire.	1.3094	0.04314	139	99	37	3
1183	Did Elon mention how you're supposed to pee?	1.3094	0.04773	139	103	29	7
1184	Pair this with heels and a red cashmere scarf, and you’re perfect.	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1185	In space, nobody hems your seam	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1186	You look like a hundred billion bucks in that outfit!	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
1187	And it's fully washable in your own recycled bodily fluids.	1.3091	0.05285	110	81	24	5
1188	This is something that you can wear on a casual Saturday, like for going grocery shopping.	1.3091	0.05285	110	81	24	5
1189	It's from this season's "Billionaire's Collection."	1.3091	0.05285	110	81	24	5
1190	Trust me, if i alter the waist too much, you'll still have trouble breathing	1.3089	0.05049	123	91	26	6
1191	This is the latest style in pandemic fashion.	1.3088	0.05061	136	103	24	9
1192	I agree. It's quite snug. But I think you misunderstood the garment's name.	1.3088	0.04611	136	99	32	5
1193	It's part of our capsule collection.	1.3084	0.05698	107	81	19	7
1194	It's the latest in our new Mask Mandate line.	1.3084	0.06145	107	84	13	10
1195	Doctor Fauci approves, but Senator Paul has doubts.	1.3083	0.05397	120	91	21	8
1196	It comes with a straightjacket.	1.3083	0.05265	120	90	23	7
1197	Defies gravity, too, so you can hop over testing lines.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
1198	I assure you,this is the latest universal fashion	1.3083	0.04992	120	88	27	5
1199	In zero gravity, does it really matter if you dress from the right or left?	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
1200	It's great modern look and exceeds all covid specifications.	1.3082	0.04718	146	109	29	8
1201	It's what all the survivalists are buying these days.	1.3082	0.04514	146	107	33	6
1202	One small size for mankind.	1.3082	0.04914	146	111	25	10
1203	You can wear it in all seasons, too.	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1204	The best part is that it's gender neutral.	1.3077	0.05306	104	76	24	4
1205	Can you hear me Major Tom?	1.3077	0.05216	117	87	24	6
1206	It's our hottest model, equally good for spacewalks and the moonwalk	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
1207	It's breathtaking! But don't worry--that's the beauty of the helmet.	1.3077	0.05491	117	89	20	8
1208	This look is all the rage among the top 1% these days.	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
1209	I love it, but the shoes seem a little last season.	1.3077	0.04464	143	104	34	5
1210	Dress left, dress right, or, in your case, dress up?	1.3077	0.05968	104	80	16	8
1211	Well, very popular with management. We’re calling it the Empty Suit!	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
1212	No pressure if you don't want to keep the helmet.	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
1213	The alterations aren't free, but they're weightless.	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1214	Machine wash separately,gentle cycle	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
1215	This is our Incognito Ant-Vaxxer model.	1.3072	0.04377	153	112	35	6
1216	Oh, this suit just screams, You!	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
1217	Only wear it inside: Water damages the suit	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
1218	Maybe we can put you into something that doesn't scream 1969.	1.3070	0.05305	114	85	23	6
1219	They are flying off the rack.	1.3069	0.05758	101	76	19	6
1220	I’m volunteering at a hospital. They ran out of PPE.	1.3068	0.05796	88	67	16	5
1221	And,like all of our suits,it comes with two pair of pants.	1.3063	0.05694	111	85	18	8
1222	Dress for the job you want: a billionaire who visits space for no particular reason.	1.3063	0.05548	111	84	20	7
1223	I'm no bargain. I dressed Hal and George Jetson	1.3063	0.05548	111	84	20	7
1224	You take care of that before you put the suit on.	1.3061	0.06223	98	76	14	8
1225	Malcolm Gladwell, writing an article on the outlandish gazillionaire space race, interviews William Shatner.	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
1226	Yes, you could use it to storm the Capitol	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
1227	We call it "Outer Space" designed to make you look fabulously wealthy	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
1228	It just screams President Alien Predation....when we add the red tie and hat.	1.3058	0.04817	121	88	29	4
1229	It’s called Billionaire-Chic	1.3058	0.05485	121	93	19	9
1230	This model is popular at landing parties.	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
1231	It also comes with a second pair of pants.	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
1232	Think of me as Ground Control. See yourself as Major Tom. Know the cummerbund is elegant and refined.	1.3056	0.04755	144	108	28	8
1233	Our apprentice HAL 9000 will be able to make any alterations you might need during the trip.	1.3056	0.05803	108	83	17	8
1234	And it's guaranteed for as long as your oxygen lasts.	1.3056	0.05497	108	81	21	6
1235	Its from the Elton John spring line.	1.3056	0.05002	108	78	27	3
1236	Too matchy matchy	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
1237	Do I at least get the James Earl Jones voice?	1.3052	0.04637	154	116	29	9
1238	Do you have a launch date?	1.3051	0.05316	118	89	22	7
1239	It's the same model Elon Musk wears to bed every night.	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
1240	Yeah, it suits you.	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
1241	This is the ultimate anti-Covid suit	1.3047	0.04514	128	92	33	3
1242	Well, you've only got one chance to make a first impression.	1.3047	0.05268	128	98	21	9
1243	There! Do you need more space?	1.3043	0.05548	115	88	19	8
1244	3 G’s. No pressure.	1.3043	0.05548	115	88	19	8
1245	Now, this suit works for small steps but I’ll need to shorten the length for any giant leaps.	1.3043	0.05548	115	88	19	8
1246	Of course you can wear white after Labor Day	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
1247	The dangerous Will Robinson.	1.3039	0.05174	102	74	25	3
1248	N95? Sweetie, it's N100!	1.3039	0.05536	102	76	21	5
1249	Perfect. Now get out of here.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1250	Jeff has one just like it.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1251	And with its circulating air flow, the suit doubles as a fog free face mask.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1252	No pockets?	1.3036	0.05205	112	82	23	5
1253	It will really match the atmosphere of the party.	1.3036	0.05048	112	82	26	4
1254	Not at all! You look absolutely weightless!	1.3036	0.04886	112	81	28	3
1255	Try to focus on the Gs you’ll be experiencing instead of the Gs you’ll be spending.	1.3036	0.05357	112	84	22	6
1256	This should suit you well in low pressure situations.	1.3030	0.04964	99	73	23	3
1257	This is the perfect suit to wear to an unmasked ball.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1258	Oh,, there's a little hole in your boot for that	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1259	Space is the new black	1.3030	0.05151	132	101	22	9
1260	I feel like you’re trying too hard.	1.3028	0.04579	142	105	31	6
1261	It might feel baggy now, but it’ll slim down in vacuum.	1.3028	0.05607	109	83	19	7
1262	'Of course, the oxygen is extra'.	1.3028	0.05453	109	82	21	6
1263	The cummerbund definitely brings it all together!"	1.3028	0.05295	109	81	23	5
1264	Expensive yes, but your money is refunded if you get covid while wearing this suit.	1.3028	0.05756	109	84	17	8
1265	You'll look slimmer in space	1.3028	0.05756	109	84	17	8
1266	Now, how about a tie to go with that outfit?	1.3026	0.04577	152	114	30	8
1267	If it feels a little snug now, remember it will stretch in light years.	1.3025	0.05411	119	91	20	8
1268	Pinstripes will definitely make you look taller.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
1269	Well, the helmet looks fine to me, but Mr. Musk and Mr. Branson made blast-off noises to check the fit. Of course, they have hair.	1.3023	0.06204	86	65	16	5
1270	Can I wear a mask over this?	1.3023	0.04485	129	93	33	3
1271	Yes sir, guaranteed to avoid small talk at any party.	1.3022	0.04966	139	106	24	9
1272	You’re right. It’s not complete without a handkerchief.	1.3021	0.05565	96	71	21	4
1273	And what will the Mrs. be wearing to this event?	1.3021	0.05364	96	70	23	3
1274	This suit is perfect for your first visit with the new in-laws.	1.3019	0.05869	106	82	16	8
1275	Yes, Mr. Bezos, it does make you look taller than Elon Musk.	1.3019	0.05714	106	80	18	7
1276	I am missing a cowboy hat!!	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
1277	It's great for anti-vaxxer parties and chance meetings with Elon Musk.	1.3017	0.05081	116	86	25	5
1278	I think this is a giant step for your wardrobe.	1.3017	0.05226	116	87	23	6
1279	Extremely anti-virus effective, yet so stylish and trendy.	1.3017	0.04617	116	83	31	2
1280	Don't forget to take off the helmet when it's time to kiss the bride.	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
1281	Now, is this for inside or outside ship?	1.3017	0.04617	116	88	23	5
1282	It’s the latest look in virus wear.	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
1283	I could order you a kilt for that kind of mooning.	1.3016	0.04683	126	92	30	4
1284	I think it rockets.	1.3016	0.05436	126	98	18	10
1285	Now you are dressed to be in the company of stars.	1.3015	0.04819	136	102	27	7
1286	This suit has universal appeal at a down-to-earth price!	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1287	I have to pee.	1.3010	0.05661	103	78	19	6
1288	You can attach the cape for more formal occasions	1.3010	0.05988	103	79	15	8
1289	The tanks? I thought it was only for a fancy dress party.	1.3010	0.04747	103	73	29	1
1290	Sure, there’s zero gravity, but it’s also the horizontal stripe that makes it so slimming.	1.3010	0.05661	103	77	19	6
1291	That would be ten thousand dollars, Oxygen is extra.	1.3010	0.05988	103	80	15	8
1292	The invitation said aspirational rooftop chic. (Allison Manning, also of Greensboro, is the lead writer here. This was a team effort.)	1.3010	0.05661	103	78	19	6
1293	There’s also room in the helmet to wear your mask.	1.3010	0.05314	103	76	23	4
1294	It makes your butt look out of this world!	1.3009	0.05166	113	84	24	5
1295	This suit is remarkably versatile - perfect for a leisurely walk on the moon or for working on those pesky little repair projects outside the space vehicle.	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
1296	You've never looked more handsome, Mr. Bezos	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
1297	That's a billion dollar suit, Sir.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1298	Between climate change and COVID, this is the look for 2022. And 2023 and 2024 and . . .	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1299	It's from our 'Zero Gravity' collection--elitist thrillseeking gear meets doomsday casual wear.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1300	It's what we call 'hazmatastic'! --And soooo 2022.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
1301	Your bride doesn't know you'll be showing up like this?	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
1302	Do you have this in Mars tones?	1.3008	0.05117	133	102	22	9
1303	You look a lot better in this suit than Jeff Bezos did, a few weeks ago	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
1304	Not only does the cummerbund look smart, but it'll minimize organ drift in zero gravity.	1.3000	0.05371	120	92	20	8
1305	Space is slimming!	1.3000	0.04963	130	98	25	7
1306	Stunning sir. It's what all the billionaires are wearing.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
1307	I agree, it could use a bit more space	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1308	Are you sure this give me enough virus protection	1.3000	0.04674	120	87	30	3
1309	Yeah, I was looking for something a little less 'formal'	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
1310	When you're weightless it doesn't matter which side you dress on.	1.2993	0.05320	137	108	17	12
1311	You want me to adjust your colllar? I', sorry Dave, I am afraid I can't do that.	1.2992	0.05398	127	99	18	10
1312	Well, it depends. Moon or Mars?	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
1313	You can go anywhere with that suit.	1.2991	0.05044	117	87	25	5
1314	Sure it’s expensive, but imagine how much you will save on Botox and fillers . . . . .	1.2991	0.05188	117	88	23	6
1315	Out of this world, I tell ya. Out of this world.	1.2991	0.04743	117	85	29	3
1316	I too am on a mission... to bring back the cumberbund!	1.2991	0.05598	117	91	17	9
1317	I was thinking the sash and the matching boots give you a certain - I'm still approachable - look.	1.2991	0.05347	107	80	22	5
1318	I can only take one small step with the length of this inseam.	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
1319	It's you, Tom.	1.2991	0.05667	107	82	18	7
1320	Yes, it covers all variants.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1321	Mr Branson ordered this one, too. Would you like us to attach the catheter?	1.2986	0.04836	144	110	25	9
1322	Yes Mr. Shatner we can add a Starfleet symbol to the right breast.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
1323	Are you sure it’s not a little too ‘out-there’?	1.2984	0.05608	124	98	15	11
1324	Well, Alice Kramden, you're finally ready for that trip Ralph has been promising you.	1.2982	0.05276	114	86	22	6
1325	And now, when your boss sucks all the air out of the room, you'll be ready!	1.2982	0.05563	114	88	18	8
1326	This suit is really out of this world!	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
1327	It's perfect for giant leaps or something less formal, like small steps.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1328	Perfect balance … formal but outdoorsy.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1329	As long as you skip the kissing-the-bride part of the ceremony, the Warranty is good against any strain of the virus she or her anti-vax guests might have.	1.2981	0.05271	104	77	23	4
1330	I agree, a tie is overkill.	1.2979	0.05625	94	70	20	4
1331	Where do you see yourself wearing this?	1.2979	0.05625	94	70	20	4
1332	Yes, it is CDC approved and you can secretly continue those mid afternoon naps when you’re back in the office.	1.2979	0.05825	94	71	18	5
1333	You'll look sexy as cosmic rays obliterate your internal organs.	1.2979	0.04800	141	107	26	8
1334	So ... no cuffs then?	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
1335	Cuffs would look dressier.	1.2975	0.04005	121	89	29	2
1336	Yes, Captain Wakanda, we do in fact have a Kente cloth styled cummerbund option.	1.2975	0.04788	121	89	28	4
1337	Yes, both elbow buttons give you a 3-D space experience. For an extra thousand, we guarantee no ads.	1.2975	0.04930	121	90	26	5
1338	And the best part is, it won't make your ears stick out.	1.2973	0.05054	111	82	25	4
1339	Trust me, you’ll fit right in.	1.2973	0.05519	111	85	19	7
1340	A cummerbund certainly makes any suit more formal	1.2973	0.05214	111	83	23	5
1341	Do you know if anyone has returned alive?	1.2971	0.04869	138	105	25	8
1342	I never get tired of saying this, but you look out of this world .	1.2970	0.05548	101	76	20	5
1343	All the cool kids wear it!	1.2970	0.05894	101	78	16	7
1344	No, it doesn't make you look distant.	1.2970	0.05894	101	78	16	7
1345	Don’t worry, this time I didn’t use breathable fabrics.	1.2970	0.05548	101	76	20	5
1346	We are the designated tailors for all of Omnicrombie & Fitch's bespoke line.	1.2969	0.04621	128	94	30	4
1347	The cummerbund and knee socks really tie the assemble together.	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
1348	I like the fit, but I could use more space.	1.2969	0.04880	128	96	26	6
1349	This will set you apart at the Michael Jackson party	1.2966	0.05556	118	92	17	9
1350	And the best feature is that the helmet automatically expands to fit your ego!	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
1351	It's perfect for climate change and Star Wars auditions.	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
1352	We could loosen the crotch a bit.	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
1353	Everyone's going to be wearing this next year.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1354	We call it the “Covid Max”.	1.2963	0.05139	108	80	24	4
1355	What’s your return policy?	1.2963	0.05773	108	84	16	8
1356	Do you think this looks too out of this world?	1.2963	0.05465	108	82	20	6
1357	Frankly, I wish I could wear nylon, spandex, and liquid cooling tubes.	1.2963	0.04592	135	100	30	5
1358	and this is our new Lululemon Lunar Line…	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1359	The cummerbund helps, but I still look like a robot.	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1360	So,is this trip for business or pleasure?	1.2960	0.05208	125	96	21	8
1361	Confidentially, I can tell you that Elon chose the same outfit for his trip to Mars.	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1362	Remember.....with this ensemble you won't need to wear a mask!!!	1.2959	0.06017	98	76	15	7
1363	It's the new Spring Covid line.	1.2959	0.05068	98	71	25	2
1364	You can have any color you want as long as it is black or white.	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1365	And you'll be able to go to Halloween parties as Major Tom when COVID is over.	1.2959	0.06190	98	77	13	8
1366	It's a perfect outfit for a space cadet.	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1367	Remember: In space you'll be weightless.	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1368	I'll also teach you how to do The Moonwalk	1.2957	0.05520	115	89	18	8
1369	This Space Suit doesn’t make my ass look big ,does it?	1.2955	0.04530	132	97	31	4
1370	I'd like to say it suits you, but it looks the same on everybody.	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1371	No, Ma'm, the booster is extra.	1.2953	0.04518	149	112	30	7
1372	It really fits you well, but I think you could stick with jeans, sport coat and a KN95	1.2952	0.05050	105	77	25	3
1373	Would you like oxygen with that?	1.2952	0.05228	105	78	23	4
1374	It's okay! Gravity adds 10 pounds.	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1375	Now we just need a bow tie to match the cummerbund.	1.2951	0.04683	122	92	25	5
1376	Well, do you think it will fit? You know him better than I do.	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
1377	Hmm…not loving the belt.”	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
1378	Wait right here. I have just the earrings to go with this.	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1379	It doesn’t make you look fat at all.	1.2947	0.05047	95	71	21	3
1380	Take one small step towards the mirror	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1381	Helmet comes pre-tinted,but will be an extra 1k to remove all solar-flares.	1.2946	0.04971	129	98	24	7
1382	It looks great on you and you can wear it anywhere.	1.2946	0.04848	129	97	26	6
1383	Now this is high fashion.	1.2941	0.05675	102	78	18	6
1384	Yes, it comes in pink, blue and beige…	1.2941	0.04908	136	104	24	8
1385	Sure it's a little different, but think of all the money you'll save on haircuts and makeup.	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1386	That’s a fine reflection you have Count Dracula.	1.2941	0.06167	102	81	12	9
1387	Good luck with the first day in Metaverse!	1.2941	0.05843	102	79	16	7
1388	This is the most popular look in our billionaire douchebag line.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1389	That suit comes with a second pair of pants.	1.2937	0.04530	143	107	30	6
1390	This suit kills in Houston	1.2937	0.05048	126	96	23	7
1391	I can take it in at the waist, but remember that zero gravity is slimming.	1.2937	0.03995	126	96	26	4
1392	You're the 4th billionaire I've seen this week.	1.2936	0.04754	109	79	28	2
1393	There won't be enough oxygen, but the fabric is to die for	1.2936	0.05099	109	81	24	4
1394	Please tell Mr. Musk there’s a discount if we outfit his entire crew.	1.2936	0.05422	109	83	20	6
1395	Perfect fit, sir, although the rocket that completes the ensemble will be a little extra.	1.2936	0.05422	109	83	20	6
1396	Think of how much you will save on hand sanitizer	1.2935	0.06286	92	72	13	7
1397	...and it comes with a full guarantee for the lifetime of the wearer!	1.2931	0.04900	116	86	26	4
1398	OK, these days perhaps something more down to earth.	1.2931	0.04745	116	85	28	3
1399	Perfect for those dates at The Bean Factory.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1400	Because sunglasses would just float away.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1401	This is the latest fashion statement for virus protection	1.2929	0.05420	99	74	21	4
1402	This is our newest variant.	1.2929	0.04476	140	104	31	5
1403	Everybody will be wearing this in 5 years.	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
1404	It's from my new grocery store line.	1.2925	0.05356	106	80	21	5
1405	I'm no André Leon Talley, but I think this says 'adventure' more than a caftan ever could.	1.2925	0.05186	106	79	23	4
1406	Its a new line we're just about to launch.	1.2925	0.05522	106	81	19	6
1407	I think this came out stellar	1.2923	0.04561	130	96	30	4
1408	Think you look strange? Take a look at me."	1.2923	0.05057	130	100	22	8
1409	Just imagine how you’ll look when you’re weightless.	1.2923	0.05288	130	102	18	10
1410	Gender Identity is optional.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1411	And talk about versatile. This little number works at a bistro on Mars or a close encounter on Jupiter.	1.2920	0.04817	113	83	27	3
1412	I'd like to try it with stilettos.	1.2920	0.05717	113	89	15	9
1413	Your girlfriend will be over the moon when she sees you in this suit.	1.2920	0.04477	113	81	31	1
1414	Take the helmet off? I thought it was a one-piece suit.	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
1415	Yes, it's much more effective than a mask.	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
1416	I think the alterations are quite flattering, Mr. Bezos.	1.2920	0.04652	137	103	28	6
1417	It's a perfect fit, you look weightless.	1.2917	0.05474	120	94	17	9
1418	Without the cummerbund? Well, what's the occasion?	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1419	I think the cumberbund makes it work.	1.2917	0.04936	120	90	25	5
1420	Don't worry! This mirror and the earth's gravitational pull adds 10 pounds.	1.2917	0.04331	120	86	33	1
1421	Are you sure I can moonwalk in this?	1.2917	0.04936	120	90	25	5
1422	E.T phone home– my home. You're hot.	1.2917	0.05076	120	91	23	6
1423	Great fit off-the-rack, and it's 100% variant proof.	1.2917	0.04792	120	89	27	4
1424	It also comes in Harris Tweed if you want to dress it up or stone washed denim if you want to dress it down.	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1425	In zero gravity, dressing left or right is less of an issue.	1.2917	0.05076	120	91	23	6
1426	It's functional, pandemic-chic and a great retro alternative to bell bottoms!	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1427	See how nicely it holds your afro	1.2913	0.04758	127	95	27	5
1428	NASA’s getting really strict about their mask policy	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
1429	Aaand you're ready to start dating again.	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
1430	The weighted belt and matching boots add a certain gravitas, wouldn't you say?	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1431	This is one small step for man, one giant leap for fashion!	1.2913	0.05094	103	76	24	3
1432	Yep, it’s practical for Covid and Mars.	1.2913	0.05094	103	76	24	3
1433	And a pearl necklace makes the perfect accessory	1.2909	0.05681	110	86	16	8
1434	It's an investment piece, equally at home on the dance floor and in the ominously silent infinite vacuum of space.	1.2909	0.05059	110	82	24	4
1435	The cummerbund just makes the whole ensemble!	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
1436	I'm pretty confident that you're ready for any deck on the Royal Princess.	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
1437	It looks better than a cowboy hat.	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
1438	It's a Stanley Kubrick original.	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
1439	You’re gonna rocket.	1.2909	0.04892	110	81	26	3
1440	How far are you willing to go for this woman?	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1441	It was a little tight before, so I gave the whole thing a bit more space	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1442	No, I don’t think anyone at the wedding will be wearing the same outfit.	1.2906	0.04865	117	87	26	4
1443	Well, I for one think it much more modern apocalypse than martian	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
1444	Now that's a look that's Out of this World!	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
1445	And it never wrinkles!	1.2906	0.05300	117	90	20	7
1446	Remember -- it's a different fit than an N95.	1.2906	0.05571	117	92	16	9
1447	It also comes with suspenders, if the cummerbund doesn't work for you.	1.2906	0.05300	117	90	20	7
1448	Nice! But where is the Amazon logo?	1.2903	0.05838	93	71	17	5
1449	See, I told you- with the tres chic opaque helmet, you won't need a face lift!	1.2903	0.05583	124	99	14	11
1450	This ought to be a part of everyone's capsule wardrobe	1.2901	0.04660	131	98	28	5
1451	'Well, the oxygen tanks would be available, as an upgrade.'	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1452	The face shield is new this year. It's meteor-resistant!	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1453	Now, swing a dead cat around your head, in a cemetery at midnight, and you'll meet all the CDC guidelines--for this week.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1454	I personally like the vest rather than the cummerbund.	1.2900	0.05911	100	78	15	7
1455	It's so slimming you'll actually float.	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1456	I agree! Vaccine cards are so 2021!	1.2897	0.05940	107	85	13	9
1457	I'm told this suit will protect you against any new variants.	1.2897	0.05790	107	84	15	8
1458	It’s almost as effective as an N95 face mask.	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
1459	No one could even tell you’re a woman.	1.2893	0.04758	121	90	27	4
1460	Black face? No, not until you mentioned it.	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1461	Does this helmet make my face look fat?	1.2889	0.04917	135	104	23	8
1462	Another option would be to want a different job.	1.2887	0.06381	97	78	10	9
1463	What's the special event?	1.2887	0.05668	97	74	18	5
1464	I agree that it would look better sleeveless, but…..	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1465	You look great and ready to ride the subway!	1.2887	0.06035	97	76	14	7
1466	I think you look quite dashing, Mr. Musk.	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1467	No, I said I wanted more space in the suit.	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1468	And rated on par or superior to the KN95s.	1.2885	0.05234	104	78	22	4
1469	What say we try a little Windex on that visor?	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
1470	Of course, sweetie. Really, anything goes at the Met Gala.	1.2885	0.05234	104	78	22	4
1471	We emboss your vax card on the front, and you're good to go!	1.2885	0.05234	104	78	22	4
1472	It's the new normal.	1.2885	0.05579	104	80	18	6
1473	Bringing the waist in will definitely enhance your moonwalk.	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1474	She said I was clothes-minded and she needed more space.	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1475	It’s you! Very outre.	1.2883	0.05181	111	84	22	5
1476	Quite frankly, I think you could use one size larger.	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1477	The Met Gala or moon landing, this one does it all.	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	6
1478	It makes you look decades younger	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1479	Yes Mr. Bazos, we will be sure and send a pic to Mr. Musk.	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
1480	That's a super look. How about a cape?	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
1481	It is designed to work in both spaces-- the red carpet and the red planet.	1.2881	0.04677	118	87	28	3
1482	The suit, sir, is truly worthy of the gravity of the occasion.	1.2881	0.05260	118	91	20	7
1483	Elon Musk has it in 10 different shades	1.2879	0.04373	132	97	32	3
1484	Got enough space?	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1485	I think there is a lot of space to work with.	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1486	Well well,welcome back Major Tom	1.2874	0.05642	87	65	19	3
1487	So if I buy the suit,I won’t be forced to wear a mask in public?	1.2872	0.06167	94	74	13	7
1488	We also have it in black.	1.2872	0.05374	94	70	21	3
1489	You don’t think it makes me look old?	1.2871	0.05688	101	78	17	6
1490	Contemporary, yet out of this world.	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1491	I gotta say, your suit looks out of this world.	1.2871	0.05139	101	75	23	3
1492	Sorry, but there's no option in short sleeves.	1.2871	0.06026	101	80	13	8
1493	I'm afraid there is no space for alterations.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1494	I don’t care if it is tight. You pee in it, you’ve bought it!	1.2870	0.05432	108	83	19	6
1495	I assure you, NASA will have the best dressed fencing team on the planet.	1.2870	0.04567	108	78	29	1
1496	I'll have to say. It sure suits you!	1.2870	0.04753	108	79	27	2
1497	… And would you believe it comes with it’s own hangar?	1.2870	0.05271	108	82	21	5
1498	You'll have all the women wondering who you are and how you can pee!	1.2870	0.04753	108	79	27	2
1499	Very Matt Damon!	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1500	It’s from the new PPE line.	1.2870	0.05742	108	85	15	8
1501	you're good to go for the subway, mask mandate or not.	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1502	Trust me you're gonna need it.	1.2870	0.04904	115	86	25	4
1503	I'm so sorry, with all the inventory shortage, this is the only suit we have available.	1.2870	0.05057	115	87	23	5
1504	It’s our latest power suit for returning to the office.	1.2870	0.05057	115	87	23	5
1505	The last suit you’ll ever need.	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1506	The best part is, you don’t have to wear a mask.	1.2869	0.05004	122	93	23	6
1507	With the diaper, it may be a bit bulkier around the hips.	1.2869	0.04580	122	90	29	3
1508	And you'll never have to worry about dry cleaning	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
1509	We're adapting our resort line for the impending apocalypse.	1.2869	0.04866	122	92	25	5
1510	It's from the Buzz Aldrin Collection.	1.2868	0.04822	129	98	25	6
1511	... and it's suitable for every occasion!	1.2868	0.05103	136	107	19	10
1512	Dance party? I thought when you said moonwalk…	1.2868	0.04163	136	99	35	2
1513	If you don't mind me saying, you look out of this world!	1.2857	0.05696	105	82	16	7
1514	In this case, white after Labor Day is perfectly fine.	1.2857	0.04811	98	71	26	1
1515	I’d say you look like a billion bucks.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1516	The CDC says its more effective than an N95.	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1517	Forget COVID. You’ll never have to worry about getting mono, an STD, pregnant or for that matter… a divorce.	1.2857	0.04600	133	100	28	5
1518	Do you have it in Zircon?	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
1519	It was approved by Matt Damon and Sandra Bullock.	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
1520	No, this suit does not make your legs look fat.	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
1521	This would work at home or the office.	1.2857	0.05128	98	75	19	4
1522	Are the gloves too much?	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
1523	This suit is stylish for walking on the moon or going to your office.	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
1524	For your first day back in the office?	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1525	I think it looks out of this world.	1.2857	0.04472	112	81	30	1
1526	Yes, well we did want to hide that bald spot	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1527	Now you're impervious not only to Covid-19, but also alien invaders and your mother-in-law.	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1528	Alterations by Tuesday? Houston Street, we have a problem.	1.2857	0.05191	105	79	22	4
1529	It fits properly now, Colonel, but try not to venture too far from the spacecraft if you gain any more weight.	1.2857	0.04416	126	95	27	4
1530	It just screams, COVID, SCHMOVID!	1.2857	0.05981	98	76	14	7
1531	But what's your return policy?	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1532	Not only is this suit wrinkle free but also 100% virus repellent.	1.2857	0.05230	98	73	22	3
1533	Our bespoke suits are all gender-neutral.	1.2857	0.05230	98	73	22	3
1534	I hear you that it’s not flattering but I understand you’ll lose weight	1.2857	0.04957	133	103	22	8
1535	You look terrific. I’m over the moon	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1536	You can change the atmosphere immediately.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1537	It does feel quite breathable.	1.2847	0.04627	137	104	27	6
1538	You'll be the belle of the Spaceballs.	1.2846	0.04832	123	93	25	5
1539	Elon Musk has that very model in his Go Bag.	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
1540	No returns.	1.2844	0.05064	109	82	23	4
1541	It even comes with a cape.	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1542	oh yeah you can just pee right into it	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1543	This has been a hot seller for indoor gatherings.	1.2844	0.05064	109	82	23	4
1544	Trendy on mars and Spendy on earth	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
1545	The last guy I sold it to had a little spring in his step all night long.	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1546	I just need something for the interview. This feels a bit presumptuous.	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
1547	NOW you’re ready for that school board meeting!	1.2843	0.05808	102	80	15	7
1548	The cummerbund is a bold statement.	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
1549	It's all the rage in the Metaverse; will that be Bitcoin?	1.2843	0.05639	102	79	17	6
1550	I'm afraid if I take it in any more you won't be able to breathe.	1.2843	0.05973	102	81	13	8
1551	Let me guess: It needs more space.	1.2842	0.05325	95	71	21	3
1552	Trust me, the cummerbund completes the ensemble	1.2842	0.04887	95	69	25	1
1553	I feel a little awkward about wearing white to a wedding.	1.2842	0.05923	95	74	15	6
1554	For a small fee our tailor will add a cleverly concealed zipper.	1.2841	0.05098	88	64	23	1
1555	No, don’t worry, you won’t be itchy while you’re up there.	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1556	It’s about as safe as you can get. I call it ‘Gender Conceal’.	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1557	I agree. It goes well with your outrageous fortune	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1558	May I show you some ties?	1.2836	0.04570	134	101	28	5
1559	I'm sorry, if you want pockets you'll need to purchase a men's style.	1.2835	0.04987	127	98	22	7
1560	Dare I say it really suits you?	1.2835	0.04987	127	98	22	7
1561	I don't think it makes you look fat.	1.2833	0.05183	120	93	20	7
1562	Also available in satin.	1.2833	0.05183	120	93	20	7
1563	And to finish it off...bow tie or ascot?	1.2833	0.04906	120	91	24	5
1564	Does it make you look thinner? You look like you're only a sixth of your weight when you walked in.	1.2832	0.05102	113	86	22	5
1565	It's what everyone is wearing on their jaunts in penis-shaped rockets!	1.2832	0.04944	113	85	24	4
1566	Wanna try it without the cummerbund?	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1567	You need more space where?	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1568	After Covid, it’s anyone’s guess what you can use it for.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1569	It's perfect for your destination wedding.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1570	If you want to be incognito, this is perfect.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1571	I could take in another 1/4-inch around the neck, but that would reduce your oxygen reserves by 37%.	1.2828	0.05750	99	77	16	6
1572	Going out to launch, are we?	1.2828	0.05927	99	78	14	7
1573	This is a suit that says "I'm going places".	1.2828	0.04982	99	73	24	2
1574	Omicron, Schmo-micron. This baby will take any variant you throw at it.	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1575	It really makes your eyes pop.	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1576	It's definitely YOU! Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk will be fighting over who gets to send you into space. Now, have you thought about accessories?	1.2826	0.06245	92	73	12	7
1577	It’s the latest fashion trend among the stars	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
1578	How could it make you look fat? You're weightless.	1.2824	0.05115	131	103	19	9
1579	We prefer to call it "Contemporary Business Casual".	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1580	I’d still wear a mask.	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
1581	This outfit simply screams 2022!	1.2823	0.05065	124	96	21	7
1582	Just try not to pee in it.	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
1583	and not only will you look slimmer, you'll BE lighter on Mars!	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
1584	It's the latest in Elon Musk's line of suborbital fashion-wear.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1585	Fly me to the moon.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1586	Notice how the face shield brings out your best features.	1.2818	0.05649	110	87	15	8
1587	Your skateboard can't hurt you now.	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1588	And you'll feel like you are walking on air	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1589	I have a tie that will go perfectly with that look	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1590	You look ten years younger.	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1591	We also have it in plaid, if you prefer.	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1592	And maybe something for after Labor Day.	1.2816	0.05921	103	82	13	8
1593	Just make sure you dry clean.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1594	You look like a billion bucks in that suit!	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1595	No, it doesn't come in Ermine Mr. Musk.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1596	I'd say you're ready to see the world.	1.2812	0.05482	96	73	19	4
1597	JUST IN TIME FOR FASHION WEEK MR. BEZO	1.2810	0.05010	121	93	22	6
1598	On the contrary. Your butt looks fabulous!	1.2810	0.05278	121	95	18	8
1599	Yes,much cleaner lines,and I don’t think you will need that oxygen tank anyway.	1.2810	0.05010	121	93	22	6
1600	In 30 years, you'd be caught dead not wearing one.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1601	And you’re sure the theme is Starry Night?”	1.2809	0.04791	89	64	25	0
1602	I said dapper - not diaper	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1603	It's COVID-proof.	1.2809	0.06187	89	70	13	6
1604	That visor really brings out the color of your leggings.	1.2808	0.04835	146	115	21	10
1605	You’d like a bit more space?	1.2808	0.04736	146	114	23	9
1606	What are you smelling? Well, sir, the interior of your suit is infused with a slight musk scent.	1.2807	0.04746	114	85	26	3
1607	I suppose the cummerbund IS a bit formal, but that's how they're wearing it these days.	1.2807	0.05063	114	87	22	5
1608	Now you’re ready to go back to the office!	1.2807	0.05503	114	90	16	8
1609	Optional, of course… but will keep you from freaking out if you drop your sunglasses!	1.2807	0.05361	114	89	18	7
1610	Yep protects from COVID.	1.2807	0.05063	114	87	22	5
1611	Returning to the office?	1.2804	0.04750	107	79	26	2
1612	Tailored for every variant	1.2804	0.04842	107	82	21	4
1613	So it will be a white wedding?	1.2804	0.04932	107	80	24	3
1614	I know you believe in dressing for the job you want, Mr. Evans, but I should point out that you’ve been dressing this way since you were seven and you’re still a PE teacher.	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1615	They’re usually worn on the inside, but to each his own.	1.2804	0.05757	107	85	14	8
1616	Is this your first time as a spacewalk model?	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1617	You were right, Mr. West. Those boots of yours go with everything!	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
1618	Far out, man!	1.2800	0.05700	100	78	16	6
1619	Of course, it also protects you from the flu.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1620	Yes, I think the cummerbund completes the look!	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
1621	Custom Italian leather, suede lining, cashmere belt, you will be the most stylish being in the galaxy, sir.	1.2800	0.05874	100	79	14	7
1622	The Billionaire's Black Dress	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1623	I've been meaning to get my spacesuit tailored for lightyears	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1624	Actually, you might like something from my Klingon collection	1.2793	0.05456	111	87	17	7
1625	It's from our anti-variant collection	1.2791	0.06331	86	68	12	6
1626	This outfit will lend just the right air of gravitas to your workplace...	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1627	Are these the shoes you’ll be wearing?	1.2791	0.06331	86	68	12	6
1628	Yes, thanks to Jeff and Elon, suits are back in style!	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1629	It’s now the only protection from Covid.	1.2791	0.06331	86	68	12	6
1630	Now all you need is a veil.	1.2788	0.05195	104	79	21	4
1631	Sure, a face mask and the vaccine would be far easier, but...	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
1632	It's versatile and can be worn on any planet in the solar system.	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1633	No worries. The fabric won't breathe.	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1634	Going for an out-of-this-world look, I presume?	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1635	Pardon me, but even in space black would be a more slimming color.	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1636	It's all the rage among the billionaires!	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1637	In space, no one can hear you rip a seam.	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
1638	"The cowboy hat would also be flattering on you, sir."	1.2787	0.05109	122	95	20	7
1639	It's not my style, but it looks good on you.	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
1640	Now let's find you the perfect tie.	1.2787	0.04694	122	92	26	4
1641	You look, 'Out of this world,' yes?	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
1642	I do think it has the other worldly look you were asking for.	1.2786	0.04653	140	108	25	7
1643	This deluxe suit is FDA-approved for hospitals and red states.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1644	You don't have to be a billionaire to dress like a billionaire.	1.2784	0.05997	97	77	13	7
1645	Let it out??? Let me out!	1.2784	0.05231	97	73	21	3
1646	I’d like having some kind of zipper though…	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
1647	I’m sorry Dave, but you look marvelous!	1.2783	0.05174	115	89	20	6
1648	And you'll fit right in with Bezos, Musk, and Branson.	1.2782	0.04573	133	100	26	5
1649	We also offer this in rainbow stripes.	1.2778	0.05119	126	99	19	8
1650	Trust me, everyone’s bum looks big in these	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1651	Do you like it? What? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak up.	1.2778	0.05119	126	99	19	8
1652	This time there’s space for more than one small step!”	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1653	Perhaps you would feel safer inside a tree trunk.	1.2778	0.05398	108	84	18	6
1654	I don’t know…somehow it still makes me look fat.	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
1655	Too much?	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1656	It’s kind of tight in the crotch	1.2773	0.05327	119	94	17	8
1657	I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let the pants out.	1.2773	0.05327	119	94	17	8
1658	I could've sworn I heard 'space'.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1659	It’s one of our look-like-a-billionaire rocket-ready line.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1660	Well, British comedy wasn't going to sustain me forever.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1661	And you never have to get another haircut!	1.2772	0.05822	101	80	14	7
1662	Bespoke tailoring.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1663	The next new variant won’t find you in there!	1.2772	0.05097	101	76	22	3
1664	And it’s good to minus 175.	1.2772	0.05822	101	80	14	7
1665	I can hardly recognise you Mr Trump.	1.2772	0.04899	101	75	24	2
1666	Put in a zipper? No Problem.	1.2772	0.04899	101	75	24	2
1667	It's you! ...I'm guessing.	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
1668	I think it's 'you'! I think it says, ' Here I am, drinking coffee in a coffee shop, but I could go to space if I wanted to!' "	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
1669	The best feature is the built-in diaper!	1.2769	0.04635	130	99	26	5
1670	Trust me. On some occasions, it's so perfect you'll never want to take it off.	1.2769	0.04635	130	99	26	5
1671	You're right sir. It is rather slimming.	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
1672	A bespoke oxygen pack is extra.	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1673	These boots are not made for walking.	1.2768	0.05559	112	89	15	8
1674	Not only will you not get COVID, you almost certainly won't get laid!	1.2766	0.05936	94	74	14	6
1675	A cummerbund! Really? That's so old school Apollo.	1.2766	0.05108	94	75	14	5
1676	Looks like it's definitely a Musk-have.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1677	You are are now ready to shop at Wal-Mart.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1678	It's virus-free Perfection!	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1679	So you're going to the Met Gala! I hear the atmosphere is pretty thin up there.	1.2764	0.04366	123	91	30	2
1680	Indeed, space suits you	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1681	That looks totally 1969!	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1682	Traveling in those circles, the last thing you want is a cheap suit.	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
1683	Clothes make the droid.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1684	From the catwalk to a spacewalk all in one ensemble.	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
1685	Now all you need is a billion dollars, and you're all set.	1.2759	0.06476	87	70	10	7
1686	And this suit actually makes you look weightless	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1687	It’s the latest in COVID Casual!	1.2759	0.04676	116	87	26	3
1688	You wanted an outfit that would take you to the moon, right?	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1689	This is popular with billionaires.	1.2759	0.04834	116	88	24	4
1690	Only your mother will know it’s you.	1.2756	0.04959	127	99	21	7
1691	Notice how the helmet really brings out your eyes.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1692	We have a relationship with an artisan oxygenier.	1.2755	0.06116	98	79	11	8
1693	It’ll stop traffic in space… And Covid, too.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1694	Zero G...It's the new black.	1.2755	0.05186	98	74	21	3
1695	And, really, Climate Change Season knows no season, so there’s versatility, too!	1.2754	0.04212	138	103	32	3
1696	Remember, by the time of the moon landing, you'll have lost a few pounds.	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1697	We slashed the price since the Supreme Court decided that you don't have to wear a mask to the office.	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1698	I’m afraid we can’t deliver it to another dimension.	1.2752	0.05510	109	86	16	7
1699	Very 'non-binary'.	1.2752	0.05354	109	85	18	6
1700	We have a more unisex cut if you like.	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1701	If she doesn't get the message you want some space, man, you'll need a rocket ship!	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
1702	It screams 1969!	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1703	Yes, I can get it in silver - I just need to call our Houston branch.	1.2748	0.04853	131	102	22	7
1704	You will definitely turn heads on Mars, Mr. Musk.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1705	You did say you wanted a fabric that breathes!	1.2747	0.05198	91	68	21	2
1706	It's Covid chic.	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
1707	It's a look that says "I'm ready to go places."	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1708	While it's true that you'll see a lot of stars on the red carpet, you might want to consider a tux.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1709	You look Fabulous; and you'll feel lighter just wearing it!	1.2745	0.05054	102	77	22	3
1710	Does this suit make me look rich?	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1711	I wonder if the aliens you meet will admire my craft?	1.2745	0.05937	102	82	12	8
1712	This is your formal attire for when you need to step out.	1.2743	0.04909	113	86	23	4
1713	So, uh...do you need to hear about our return policy?	1.2742	0.05036	124	96	20	7
1714	And best of all, it is machine washable!	1.2742	0.04629	124	94	26	4
1715	We should all have a little space wear in our closet.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1716	You’ll feel light as a feather in this suit.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
1717	Totally beats a fucking mask!	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1718	Hmmm, let me float this by you...	1.2737	0.04950	95	73	19	3
1719	Pretty soon everyone is going to want one.	1.2737	0.05881	95	75	14	6
1720	I’m thinking a gray fedora to complete the look.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1721	Lucky for you, in zero gravity, dress left or dress right is meaningless.	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
1722	At first I wanted something to go along with a Covid punchline, but now I'm just feeling the reader is growing tired of the whole thing.	1.2737	0.06250	95	77	10	8
1723	Maybe something more….. extraterrestrial? “	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
1724	It'll make a lot more sense in space	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
1725	This is our latest suit, perfect for super-spreader events or your next SpaceX flight.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1726	The only cummerbund it comes with is black.	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1727	Ready for Coachella 2022	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1728	Now would you like to try the pink one?	1.2735	0.05378	117	93	16	8
1729	Well, it's after Labor Day but I'll be on the moon so I think I'm good.	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
1730	Oh yes, it's the latest in COVID couture.	1.2735	0.05239	117	92	18	7
1731	Just as in your limo, Mr. Musk, you'll have complete privacy.	1.2735	0.04798	117	89	24	4
1732	It's astro-naute couture.	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1733	My name is Major Tom. The suit needs to fit perfectly, because I will be floating in a most peculiar way.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1734	I don't think women are literally from Venus...	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1735	I can say with confidence you look ready for your trip to the planet "Omicron".	1.2727	0.05041	88	65	22	1
1736	Nothing a french tuck can't fix.	1.2727	0.04979	121	94	21	6
1737	We call it the Nu U variant suit!	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1738	And it’s reversible	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
1739	You're under no pressure to buy.	1.2727	0.05041	88	65	22	1
1740	In my hubble opinion, you look out of this world.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1741	Do you spacewalk to the left or right?	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1742	Mr Shatner, this outfit looks great on you but do you need more room for your ego?	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1743	No, Dr. Fauci, no one will recognize you.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
1744	Yes, it’s an Omicroni original.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1745	If you are comfortable with the suit, let's move on the the oxygen tank and diaper selections.	1.2727	0.06203	88	70	12	6
1746	Absolutely out-of-this-world!	1.2727	0.04362	110	83	25	2
1747	It might be a little long in the crotch.	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
1748	This one really brings out the color of your eyes.	1.2727	0.05466	110	87	16	7
1749	Oh, fuck!	1.2720	0.05252	125	100	16	9
1750	No Mask Required!	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
1751	Unfortunately, we don’t do alterations to spacetime.	1.2718	0.05012	103	78	22	3
1752	Houston, we have take-in!	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
1753	It's the latest in return-to-office apparel.	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1754	Met Gala season already?	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
1755	The fit is good, but is it breathable?	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1756	'Perfectly protected Sir, as long as you don't breathe'	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1757	Trust me on the gurdle. No one can hear you scream but they sure can see those love handles.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1758	Sir, if I take it in any more, you won't be able to breathe.	1.2712	0.04913	118	91	22	5
1759	It definitely says spaceman.	1.2712	0.05337	118	94	16	8
1760	Add on an Asteroid Belt and the outfit would look out of this world.	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
1761	See what I mean? Gravitas!	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
1762	No, I can’t tell that you’re an adorable army of talking hamsters bent on world domination. As you requested, you look like a normal human astronaut now.	1.2710	0.05405	107	84	17	6
1763	This is not what I meant by Star Wars	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
1764	Now all you need is some space.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1765	I think this is my best work, Mr Musk.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1766	On you I think it works.	1.2710	0.05405	107	84	17	6
1767	Think giant step.	1.2710	0.04892	107	81	23	3
1768	You don't have to worry about social distancing when you wear this.	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1769	And you can also wear it to work.	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1770	Hey, you want to be a billionaire someday? You gotta dress like a billionaire.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1771	Your wife pre-ordered it.	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1772	Astronaut? I say, Astro-YES!	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1773	Now this is how you can be fashionable AND protected from Covid at the same time!	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1774	You'll notice the tight fit will prevent any bloody explosions in space	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1775	I think this look is out of this world.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1776	And what exactly is "space sex?"	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1777	The best thing about this suit is, even in the most boring places, you provide your own atmosphere!	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1778	Fits nicely for the current environment.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1779	It looks like you'll be going places now!	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
1780	This is the latest attire in the Witness Protection Program”	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1781	You know, of course, it's 'Dry Clean Only!'	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1782	This is the very latest in Covid-safe prom wear.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1783	It's entirely made of N95 material.	1.2705	0.05210	122	97	17	8
1784	The silk lining helps you stay cool upon re-entry	1.2705	0.04804	122	94	22	5
1785	If it's a little snug now, a couple of spacewalks should break it in nicely.	1.2703	0.04779	111	84	24	3
1786	I was wondering if I can get a bigger size of shoes? These feel a little tight and I will need to do the moon-walk in them.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1787	Are you coming or going?	1.2703	0.05571	111	89	14	8
1788	I think you should be about 97% safe in that.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1789	Lose the belt	1.2701	0.04576	137	105	25	6
1790	See ? It makes you look light years younger.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1791	The anti-grav boots keep it fashion-forward...yet well grounded.	1.2700	0.04894	100	75	23	2
1792	Astronaughty, as requested	1.2700	0.05096	100	76	21	3
1793	It not only protects you from armed and anti-vax constituents, Senator, but the patriotic colors sell it as a fashion statement.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1794	It's universal.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1795	Highly recommended for a Florida vacation.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1796	I forgot to ask. On which side do you dress yourself?	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1797	Most restaurants will accept you without a mask	1.2697	0.04864	89	68	19	2
1798	Against the backdrop of the earth, you will appear quite svelte.	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1799	This is the same suit Jeff Bezos wore to his niece's wedding.	1.2696	0.05568	115	93	13	9
1800	To add a zipper would be $100.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1801	You might want the break in the pants to be lower.	1.2696	0.04336	115	90	21	4
1802	I am going to have to ask you to leave; you are not wearing a mask.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1803	Of course, the beard will have to go.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1804	...and more leg room to let everything float around in there.	1.2692	0.04875	104	81	19	4
1805	It's climate controlled, bullet proof, and suitable for any insurrection.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1806	The belt DEFINITELY has a thinning effect!	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1807	Sorry, there is only a one month return option.	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1808	In space, everyone will scream when they see you in this.	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
1809	Not only is it slimming, I promise you'll feel like it weighs nothing.	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1810	There's no shame in letting out the waist a little.	1.2689	0.04575	119	90	26	3
1811	You know,I too dress for the job I want.	1.2689	0.04877	119	92	22	5
1812	Yes that should get you through the next wave of the virus	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1813	You look like a Billionaire!	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
1814	Galactic chic, top to bottom.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
1815	Tang? Never heard of it!	1.2688	0.06142	93	75	11	7
1816	It is suitable for life on Mars AND protects against Covid-19.	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
1817	This outfit will always make sure that you are socially distanced.	1.2685	0.04577	108	83	22	3
1818	Our most versatile outfit - perfect for an introvert at a party, space travel, or Capitol insurrections.	1.2685	0.04853	108	82	23	3
1819	As I say, the fit will noticeably improve in low gravity areas.	1.2685	0.05028	108	83	21	4
1820	Look at it this way, sir, whatever the next pandemic may be, you’re ready for it.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1821	…and it’s machine-washable.	1.2685	0.04853	108	82	23	3
1822	I’m not the man they think I am at home.	1.2685	0.05028	108	83	21	4
1823	And if this flies for Valentine's Day, we'll do Elvis for Easter	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1824	You will never have to excuse yourself to go to the men's room again.	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1825	It's part of our new vintage Kubrick- inspired PPE line	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1826	Is there anyone in there?	1.2683	0.06732	82	67	8	7
1827	Well, you won’t have any worries with the paparazzi.	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
1828	Yeah, I don't get the plot of "Station 11" either. Just go with it.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1829	No, the jetpack will cost extra.	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
1830	It’s all the rage. Soon everyone will be wearing them.	1.2679	0.05227	112	88	18	6
1831	Too Gagarin?	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
1832	And after the pandemic you’ll be the hit at any Sci Fi convention.	1.2679	0.04743	112	85	24	3
1833	Now that’s fly.	1.2679	0.05071	112	87	20	5
1834	You look like 187 billion bucks, Mr. Bezos.	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1835	Did you say you were launching AFTER Labor Day?	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1836	The look is timeless.	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1837	It's the rage among billionaires	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1838	Looking so fly!	1.2674	0.06496	86	70	9	7
1839	That suit takes off about 180 pounds.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1840	It shows the aliens you’re interested, but not too interested.	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1841	And may I say, Mr. Musk, that is the most dashing suit our tailors have ever crafted.	1.2672	0.05246	116	92	17	7
1842	Kanye hasn't even worn this yet!	1.2672	0.05246	116	92	17	7
1843	And with the right accessories, you can easily transition from Bezos at the office to Gaga at the club.	1.2672	0.05387	116	93	15	8
1844	You are rocking the moonwalking look!	1.2672	0.04798	116	89	23	4
1845	My wife absolutely loves hers!	1.2672	0.05246	116	92	17	7
1846	Fat? You look downright weightless.	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
1847	An added bonus is, you don't have to wear a mask.	1.2667	0.05784	105	85	12	8
1848	It's certainly classic--but we also offer stylishly modern selections from the Space Force and Elon Musk lines.	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
1849	It makes you look like a lunatic.	1.2667	0.05784	105	85	12	8
1850	True, she won’t see your face, but she’ll love the cut of your jib.	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
1851	That's the last one we have, and it's in your size.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1852	Yes sir, free delivery and alterations--within our Solar System--included.	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
1853	It's called astroslimming.	1.2667	0.06281	90	73	10	7
1854	Seriously. It’s out of this world.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1855	That is so not you that it's you!	1.2667	0.04336	105	81	20	3
1856	We're hoping to have them ready before the next Presidential election.	1.2667	0.04819	90	68	19	2
1857	Yes, but there's an extra charge for a codpiece.	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
1858	Excuse me, sir, did my dad come in here?	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
1859	You said you wanted something for a star-studded affair.	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
1860	Didn't you see this year's MET Gala?	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1861	It’s great that you’re thinking fashion forward for COVID 2023!	1.2661	0.04634	109	82	25	2
1862	I'm sorry Mr. Musk, you have to poop in your suit.	1.2661	0.04814	109	83	23	3
1863	You cannot find a finer suit for those -455°F occasions.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1864	I can get that for you in a glen plaid.	1.2660	0.06083	94	76	11	7
1865	Believe me, the cummerbund has to match the boots and the face shield.	1.2660	0.05056	94	71	21	2
1866	It won’t feel so tight in zero gravity.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1867	Can I wrap it up or would you prefer to wear it out?	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1868	You really want to make it skintight?	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1869	I think you rocket	1.2660	0.05892	94	75	13	6
1870	'I think you are now both trendy and safe enough to go clubbing on Friday'	1.2660	0.05892	94	75	13	6
1871	This week on Queer Eye: Pandemic Edition.	1.2660	0.05278	94	72	19	3
1872	These cummerbunds allow you to look weightless when you are weightless.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1873	We shoot for the stars in our tailoring, and I have a feeling you do the same in your line of work too.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1874	She'll notice you now!	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
1875	For these short flights you’ll save money using our “just hold it” protocol.	1.2655	0.05336	113	90	16	7
1876	This is the new look. Face masks are so 2020.	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
1877	It's very 2022.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1878	It's all the rage in Paris and Milan. But you're from Houston, hmm? We might have a problem.	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
1879	Now, a different size will have to be special order.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1880	. . .and it protects you better than a vaccine.	1.2655	0.05336	113	90	16	7
1881	Far out. Literally	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1882	This is ground control to Major Tom Ford	1.2653	0.04930	98	74	22	2
1883	It has the added benefit of deaccentuating your wrinkles.	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
1884	It's perfect for your SpaceX flight. You'll need it in a different color for your Blue Origin trip.	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1885	It's just you.	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
1886	For summer 2022 this is our latest Variant fashion	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
1887	It's eons ahead. We call it super collider wear.	1.2653	0.04930	98	74	22	2
1888	I like it, but I might want to try the cosmonaut one just in case.	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1889	You're correct. On first fittings, women do get dress-left.	1.2653	0.05720	98	78	14	6
1890	NOW you are stylin for climate change!	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1891	I'm a real space cadet	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1892	Well. Your date won't have to worry about getting an STD.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1893	Aaaand, to top it all off, it covers all of your problem areas!	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
1894	It makes you look more buff and less bald.	1.2651	0.06658	83	68	8	7
1895	You look like you weigh nothing at all.	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
1896	With the alterations we’ve made, you’re now well prepared for the next pandemic.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
1897	Not to worry . . . There is a lifetime warranty on the septic system!	1.2650	0.04763	117	90	23	4
1898	This suit is Bezos approved.	1.2650	0.04763	117	90	23	4
1899	I’m ready. Now I just need a billion dollars.	1.2650	0.04915	117	91	21	5
1900	It’s CDC recommended.	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
1901	You wanted bootcut?	1.2647	0.04812	102	77	23	2
1902	Covid proof; AND you can go out without make-up.	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
1903	Tight on the crotch? ... maybe wear your tighty whities below the pants ... it is not rocket science ...	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
1904	Sure it’s not airtight anymore, but you have to admit it’s very slimming.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1905	Oh yes, hermetically sealed is all the rage.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1906	I can let it out some if you're finding it hard to breathe.	1.2647	0.04922	136	109	18	9
1907	It screens out 100% of all sunlight so can be out all day, every day.	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1908	And when's the big date?	1.2645	0.04660	121	93	24	4
1909	That really does suit you.	1.2645	0.04355	121	91	28	2
1910	Trust me, she’ll know you’re ready for re-entry.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1911	I understand that you are a teenager who knows everything, but the suit does not come with a free pair of skis.	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1912	I could take it in a bit, but any alteration would void the waterproof guarantee	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
1913	It's so you! Early space age	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1914	So a skosh more in the crotch and .6 angstroms off the sleeves?	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1915	It looks like someone stole our idea and put it on this weeks inside back cover of the New Yorker.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1916	And, unlike previous space suits, this one will never go out of style.	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
1917	The academic tweed jacket and elbow patches is so over. This is the right fashion now, professor.	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
1918	Ivanka, there still may be places on earth you can go.....	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1919	It also comes in dystopian blue.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1920	Yes, you look great, Mr. Bezos.	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1921	You look familiar:	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
1922	It fits like a glove - and you don’t have to wear a mask!	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
1923	It's what everyone in ICUs will be wearing this fall	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1924	It's really taking haute couture to an entirely new level.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1925	The mirror adds 10 pounds. On the moon, only 2 pounds.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1926	This concept is straight from The Right Stuff: Dressing for the Job you Want in the Space Biz.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1927	Are you sure you are a lefty?	1.2636	0.05729	110	90	11	9
1928	They say zero-g is slimming.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1929	Best choice for mooning.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1930	It's great for when you're having a bad hair day!	1.2636	0.04863	110	87	18	5
1931	No, it's not too revealing.	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1932	The creases will lift in space.	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1933	It fits! Now tell me again what was the complications with your home address	1.2632	0.07343	76	64	4	8
1934	This color will contrast well with the martian soil so they can find your corpse.	1.2632	0.05294	114	91	16	7
1935	Why? Because I’m Malcom Gladwell, Tailor of the Future, of course!	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1936	The suit is free,but you have to be worth over 100 billion dollars to take it home.	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1937	I'm sorry but bottoms with buttons are not available.	1.2632	0.04387	133	102	27	4
1938	Trust me, this fit is what's trending with the Martians.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
1939	It's very now.	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1940	Well, it is a billionaires Ball.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
1941	The suit fits perfectly. By the way, who are you?	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1942	Do these effectively hide my thunder?	1.2632	0.04834	114	88	22	4
1943	And if they don't let you on the rocket, you can always return it.	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1944	You’ll be able to sneak out of church early.	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1945	Well what do you think? Perhaps a wiper blade	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1946	Hmmm...maybe you need a Space XL.	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1947	It also comes in size Zero-G.	1.2632	0.05294	114	91	16	7
1948	You said you were looking for an out of this world look	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1949	Trust me, you don’t want to go with the ‘untucked’ look.	1.2627	0.05025	118	93	19	6
1950	It's also available in red.	1.2626	0.04671	99	74	24	1
1951	No vaccine compares.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1952	I must say the boots really compliment your belt.	1.2626	0.04780	99	77	19	3
1953	A good outfit can get you anywhere.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1954	I must say, you look out of this world!	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1955	The fit and cut are like nothing else on Earth.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1956	Let it out more? I’m afraid we’re out of space.	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1957	It's what they're all wearing on Mars these days.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1958	It may feel stuffy, but I can assure you it's rather breathable.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
1959	A fly? You didn’t specify a fly.	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
1960	It’s ga-ga-gorgeous	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
1961	After a few minor alterations, you'll look out of this world.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
1962	That is the only suit you will ever need !	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
1963	This suit will definitely match your Tesla.	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1964	Now you can forget about Covid. And go about your normal life, sort of.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1965	AU CONTRAIRE, LE CUMMERBUND, C'EST TOI!!!!	1.2621	0.04772	103	78	23	2
1966	And to think, you helped pay for this!	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1967	It's got U.F.O. written all over it.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1968	...And ultra-platform boots just as you requested, Mr. Bezos."	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1969	Of course, it costs more if you want your face to show.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1970	You really are dressing for the job you want!	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
1971	No one’s gonna even NOTICE that SpongeBob Aquarium Pineapple House ornament when YOU come floating down looking like THAT!	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1972	Everyone will be wearing it this year.	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1973	It’s called our space age anti-viral suit.	1.2617	0.04664	107	81	24	2
1974	I can see from your smile that you really like it.	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1975	It's ideal for someone who doesn't want to make a fashion statement!	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1976	And if you have an itch, it comes with an automatic scratching feature.	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
1977	Mylar or Dacron cuffs?	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1978	Well, you knew what they say... If you haven't worn it in over a year...	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1979	That would go great with some No-Air Jordans.	1.2613	0.04563	111	84	25	2
1980	It's the latest in survival apparel.	1.2613	0.04563	111	84	25	2
1981	Must be some blast, Mr. Bezos	1.2613	0.04380	111	83	27	1
1982	In space you’ll look 20 lbs thinner.	1.2613	0.04563	111	84	25	2
1983	It's supposed to be a little tight. It's going to expand a little when you hit zero gravity.	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1984	Is the wedding pandemic formal or pandemic formal optional?	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1985	If I tighten the seams any more, you won't be able to breathe.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1986	I'm just not sure if the cumberband really works with this.	1.2609	0.06157	92	75	10	7
1987	This outfit may prove difficult if you decide to take epee.	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
1988	That cummerbund is out of this world.	1.2609	0.03824	115	90	21	3
1989	Mr Musk, there’s really no reason to stuff a roll of socks in your crotch for this type of adventure.	1.2609	0.04856	92	69	22	1
1990	It's you, Mr. Musk."	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1991	You understand why we must be paid in cash!	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1992	Boxers might be preferable to briefs.	1.2609	0.04636	115	88	24	3
1993	It's a retro fashion from the 60's. All the trillionaires are wearing them!	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1994	Yes, briefs on the outside is this year’s look.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1995	First time climbing Mt. Everest?	1.2609	0.06157	92	75	10	7
1996	Yes… Alterations are free. Why do you ask?	1.2609	0.05106	115	91	18	6
1997	I had the same problem until I got my hair cut like THIS.	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
1998	It’s what all the billionaires are wearing this season.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1999	It’s fashion forward	1.2604	0.05969	96	78	11	7
2000	You mean you don't like our 'Hidden Figures' spacesuit line?	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
2001	Pick a pronoun, any pronoun!	1.2604	0.05969	96	78	11	7
2002	Left or right?	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
2003	Well, you will be weightless, so does it matter it makes you look fat?	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
2004	Pinning on a carnation could affect oxygen levels. How about a nice pocket square?	1.2604	0.05782	96	77	13	6
2005	This suit moves effortlessly from serious scientific investigation straight to post apocalyptic entertainment!	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
2006	Trust me, all the billionaires rock the cummerbund.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
2007	Look - you said you wanted something out of this world - you got it!	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
2008	And it comes with a free CD of David Bowie’s greatest hits!	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
2009	I'm never disappointed by the difference a nice cummerbund can make.	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2010	Not everyone can wear a suit like that!	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2011	It's the first NASA game show.	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2012	If you want to be the best dressed Earthling on Mars, wear a cummerbund. That's what I always say!	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2013	Well, la de da!	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
2014	Will you be you wanting cuffs?	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2015	On you,it looks great!	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
2016	I’ll have to make closet space for this but i’ll take it!	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2017	This definitely screams “I need some space”!	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
2018	The belt is definitely slimming.	1.2598	0.04501	127	98	25	4
2019	This is wonderful day wear. But if you have any plans on the dark side of the moon, I could show you something more formal.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
2020	Do you want the fly with a zipper or buttons ?	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
2021	What's with the black face?	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
2022	No, the ride is not included.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
2023	Yes . . . we can change your look. What do you have in mind?	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
2024	It's perfect for the Moon, Mars and Covid.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
2025	You look like a million, I mean - billion dollars.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
2026	Elon, it is you! Bezos and Branson wore last seasons attire.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2027	That's one giant leap for your attractiveness, sir.	1.2593	0.04627	108	82	24	2
2028	Best of all, you can just wear this instead of paying taxes.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
2029	I know it’s a little tight in the midsection right now, but trust me, everything will even right out in zero g.	1.2593	0.05483	108	87	14	7
2030	And if you aren't assigned a mission, well...there's always Halloween	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
2031	Of course, you'll still need to wear a mask...	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
2032	You can throw the Beano away sir!	1.2593	0.04810	108	83	22	3
2033	We could accessorize with a asteroid belt	1.2589	0.04952	112	88	16	6
2034	The post-pandemic wardrobe update looks good on you.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
2035	KN95 mask is extra.	1.2589	0.05343	112	90	15	7
2036	Wrap it up, Scotty?	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
2037	It was up to you to mention the need for the mating accessory!	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
2038	It comes with two pairs of pants.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
2039	We have larger codpieces available if you need to impress someone.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
2040	I don’t know, Jim. Does it look a little too “out there”?	1.2589	0.04702	112	86	23	3
2041	You’ll look skinnier on Mars.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2042	Trust me, honey. I'm a tailor to the stars.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2043	You show that Covid who's boss!	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2044	Let your face show your excitement.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2045	Perhaps I can suggest one of our monogramed Stetson accessories for your off-helmet occasions	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2046	I like it; it says deep sea, outer space, come on an adventure with me.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2047	I think, sir, you might want to go for the see-thru helmet.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2048	It's our top of the line: 100% recycled pressurized pellets harvested from the old Star Wars Death Star.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
2049	Out of this world, right?	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2050	Are my space diapers showing?	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2051	It’s best to plan ahead	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2052	It's from our new Station Eleven collection.	1.2584	0.04933	89	67	21	1
2053	It’s the appropriate style for any large function	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2054	Its only space "resistant" not space "proof", but we do sell a warranty!	1.2581	0.04265	124	94	28	2
2055	Can I do it? We made the same changes on Elon's suit just last week.	1.2581	0.04811	93	70	22	1
2056	I'm sure with this ensemble your interview with NASA is just a formality.	1.2581	0.05275	93	72	18	3
2057	We specialize in COVID Couture.	1.2581	0.05275	93	72	18	3
2058	It’s perfect…especially the musk scent.	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
2059	Does this outfit make me look spacey?	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
2060	Yes. Very Station 11	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2061	It comes with a matching NFT.	1.2578	0.04471	128	99	25	4
2062	The cummerbund is so you.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2063	I sure hope there is enough space for me at the gala.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2064	For $12,000,000, it should at least come with a vest.	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
2065	We vacuum-fitted it to bring you two sizes down!	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2066	Unfortunately, we do not yet have a shipping option.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2067	Yes, you can absolutely fuck in this.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2068	It’s perfect for après-launch.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2069	Sometimes Prime Wardrobe just won’t do, right Mr. Bezos?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2070	Would you like to see it in checks or plaid, they're all asexual?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2071	The cowboy hats are right this way	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2072	'Never in the dryer, just hang it outside"	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2073	Sorry, no credit; because we never know.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2074	I took your request for a weightless suit too literally.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2075	We can also do that in a muted glen plaid	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2076	Mr. Bezos -- I really thinks it's you!	1.2574	0.05743	101	82	12	7
2077	This one goes great with an oxygen tank.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2078	You can’t describe Neopolitan tailoring until you have it on	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2079	It comes with the mirror.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2080	There. You’re ready for any deck on your Princess cruise.	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
2081	Awesome choice--the style screams out your anti-VAX, don't mess with me, survivalist rage!	1.2574	0.04804	101	76	22	2
2082	The Depends are built in.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2083	…with your choice of matching heels for apres flight	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
2084	This one comes with a bespoke adult diaper, just in case…	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
2085	It’s less about comfort and more about anonymity.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2086	No, I mean it -- you look like $300 billion.	1.2574	0.03905	136	102	33	1
2087	This is the new fashion right now all across the universe!	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
2088	This is absolutely the best Covid proof outfit available.	1.2571	0.05069	105	82	19	4
2089	Life on Mars? You'll be the life of the party wherever you go.	1.2571	0.04694	105	80	23	2
2090	It's the perfect outfit for going to the movies.	1.2571	0.05069	105	82	19	4
2091	You say it’s self-driving?	1.2571	0.05585	105	85	13	7
2092	This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said I wanted to look out of this world.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
2093	You said ‘“high fashion.”	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
2094	Well, if you're going to wear a mask, you should really WEAR A MASK!	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
2095	Are you flying private or commercial?	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
2096	You’re asking a tailor to measure you for a perfect fit? Go ask a rocket scientist.	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
2097	It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you are rockin' that outfit!	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
2098	well it does make your waist look smaller	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
2099	And the greatest thing is that it's self-cleaning - no dry cleaners; no need for bathroom breaks.	1.2566	0.04833	113	88	21	4
2100	Why, sure the cummerbund has a function! Gets you into black tie.	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
2101	Not bad-looking for an empty suit.	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
2102	And if you are planning on a space walk during your flight, we can upgrade your suit.	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
2103	Little big, too much space	1.2564	0.04054	117	87	30	0
2104	If you have to use the bathroom you'll have to plan pretty far ahead.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2105	We don't want you to feel that you are under any pressure, but...	1.2564	0.04567	117	90	24	3
2106	Is this the Bezos cut?	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2107	Mr. Bezos, the utility cummerbund is big this season.	1.2564	0.04318	117	90	23	3
2108	It looks great on you Mr. Gates, don’t worry about a rocket.	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
2109	We can take the diaper in by an inch if you want.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
2110	You'll be weightless, so you'll need a tube, not a fly zipper.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2111	This is the very latest in outer outer wear!	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
2112	I know it's a little tight. Don't worry, they'll shrink.	1.2561	0.06449	82	67	9	6
2113	It's not miss-stitched--you've got your head on backwards!	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2114	Houston, we have a hottie.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2115	You said you wanted a suit that's 'out of this world.'	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2116	Unfortunately I can’t use any pins!	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2117	I'm sorry, Mr. Bezos. Our confidentiality policy forbids me from disclosing Mr. Branson's fabric choices.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2118	Is this occasion for fashion or function?	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2119	I hope you like your choice of our least breathable fabric.	1.2558	0.06230	86	70	10	6
2120	This one is also available in a slate gray or black.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2121	This, plus three vaccinations, is almost foolproof against Covid-19	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2122	Does this make me look fat or am I just spacing out?	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2123	Captain, you are set to STUN!	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2124	You do realize that I can't hear a word you are saying?	1.2553	0.05647	94	75	14	5
2125	No, I'm sorry. There's no alteration that will make your Tesla less smug.	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
2126	You said you found this at a thrift store?	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2127	You look fabulous Mr. Musk. Would you like to order it in every available color?	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2128	It’s very Station Eleven!	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2129	I think the cummerbund really makes it!	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2130	After all of that tucking, stitching, and hemming, returning to the moon should be a cinch.	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
2131	Although the suit is somewhat astronomical, the price tag is not.	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2132	I'd skip the jacket vent and just go for the air vent.	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
2133	The spacesuit and even the tailoring is complimentary with your 100 million dollar ticket for the Musk X-press.	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
2134	Really, you can wear it anywhere.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
2135	Would you like to see it in puce	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
2136	Is there anything we can do to make this thing more breathable?	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2137	Even without the cowboy hat, you're all still Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Bezos.	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
2138	Now your good for the office.	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
2139	Someone’s been skipping his astronaut ice cream!	1.2551	0.06374	98	83	5	10
2140	No, the COVID special does not make you look fat.	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
2141	I wouldn’t exactly consider marriage a small step.”	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
2142	You can afford your own rocket but you don't want to pay extra for the mirrored face shield?	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
2143	It's the most "out-there" style available	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
2144	It is from our Covid line.	1.2549	0.05518	102	82	14	6
2145	Our space suits don't usually come with a pocket square.	1.2549	0.05860	102	84	10	8
2146	I'm not sure. This look seems kind of "out there."	1.2549	0.04763	102	78	22	2
2147	No, of course you don't look fat! Not like it matters where you're going anyways!	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
2148	Space suits you Sir.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
2149	Yes, I can help you with casual Friday.	1.2547	0.04655	106	81	23	2
2150	Where you're going, no one looks fat.	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
2151	This look will suck the oxygen out of any room.	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
2152	Would you prefer I show you something from our Midnight Toker collection?	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	15	6
2153	Trust me. You’ll be seeing this look everywhere.	1.2545	0.05393	110	89	14	7
2154	Astro-yesssss!	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
2155	Do you have this in a moon glow blue?	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
2156	Now, sir, may I interest you in an asteroid belt?	1.2544	0.05259	114	92	15	7
2157	Much better than a mask, don’t you think? It’s so slimming!	1.2544	0.04460	114	87	25	2
2158	If I may say, Sir, your fashion sense is out of this world.	1.2544	0.04282	114	86	27	1
2159	This suit feels a little spacious.	1.2542	0.05133	118	95	16	7
2160	It’s COVID-19 proof!	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2161	It's excellent for remote work.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2162	I think you'll be great on the cover of the very first Mars Vogue!	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2163	Do you have enough space ?	1.2532	0.05086	79	62	15	2
2164	Haute couture for the commercial space age! You look magnifique monsieur! It is only $500,000 with the environmental disaster discount!	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2165	I think this ensemble will set my career into orbit.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2166	Elon Musk bought the same outfit."	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2167	For$ 250 more, I’ll throw in a Jeff Bezos cowboy hat.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2168	In space no one knows your inseam.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2169	Who says Covid can't be chic?	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2170	You look 1/6 your weight!	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2171	Now even you can Moonwalk.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2172	We call this one Kanye.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2173	And you can also use it as a wine cooler.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2174	I've tightened up the hips slightly, to prevent an air leak..	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2175	You will make a splash on your $20,000,000, 11 minute flight!	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2176	Of course we can accessorize that.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2177	I charge 10% of what you're paying Musk. But you get back 5% if you return it in one piece.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2178	You’re totally ready for the next variant.	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
2179	Guaranteed to be airtight, or you can return it for a full refund, but the offer does not extend to your heirs!	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2180	You are ready to go to the grocery store.	1.2527	0.06171	91	75	9	7
2181	You'll love it. You'll no longer have to mask up, socially distance, or wash your hands.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2182	The new CDC guidelines looks fabulous on you!	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2183	So who are you dating, Jupiter or Mars?	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2184	I’ve never done a space suit before.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2185	I’m sorry, but it’s not available in chartreuse.	1.2527	0.05970	91	74	11	6
2186	That suit on you looks out of this world!	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2187	My bad. I thought you said you wanted TO fly.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
2188	It comes with a free Covid test.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
2189	I’ll have my brother Harpo press it before you pick it up.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
2190	See how the VR headgear turns you into a buff fashion plate?	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
2191	And there is no extradition treaty.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2192	I see you took "tailor to the stars" quite literally.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
2193	No worries! Guys come in four, five times a day asking me to remove that front flap. Really…	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2194	How do you hang?	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2195	And how long would it take before I can sit down on the toilet?	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2196	It's a nice idea but we don't have one with pleats.	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
2197	It's our best selling protection from covid suit.	1.2525	0.04836	99	76	21	2
2198	Elon and Jeff don't have the vision you do.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2199	It's perfect for work and parties.	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
2200	You see...you don't have to be a billionaire to look like a million bucks.	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
2201	We specialise in designing unfulfilled dreams.	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
2202	Once your billionaire friend sees you in this suit he will definitely know exactly what you’d like for you birthday.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
2203	You look well-traveled.	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
2204	Oh sorry, I thought you asked if it would make Mars look big...	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
2205	The sleeves will ride-up with wear.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
2206	For goodness sake, man, I said my name is Major Tom ...not that I wanted to look like Major Tom!	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
2207	Are you feeling it? I am feeling it. It is the latest in our COVID line. Ready for anything - alien invasion, outer space trip, pandemic, social interaction... the list is endless.	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
2208	Would you like to see it with a matching cape?	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
2209	And, it's totally covid proof	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
2210	How does it fit?" "It's ok, but it could be more spacious.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
2211	Not even Jeff has one.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
2212	The trend shows it will be THE ‘going out’ outfit.	1.2523	0.04697	111	86	22	3
2213	Bro, if you could "like me" when you get to Earth, I'd definitely appreciate the possibility of more business.	1.2523	0.04334	111	84	26	1
2214	Trust me, it's you.	1.2522	0.04596	115	89	23	3
2215	The headpiece is so well coordinated	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
2216	It also comes in sky blue and cosmic green	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
2217	Not only will it protect you against the pi variant, you can adjust your pecs for any occasion	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
2218	It's just not very breathable...	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
2219	Does it look good? On you, it's out of this world!	1.2520	0.04467	127	99	24	4
2220	It’s a new frontier for spacesuits.	1.2500	0.05186	80	61	18	1
2221	Will Tuesday work for you? The waistband is perfect, but I'll need to take in the shoulders and oil the elbows.	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2222	Only this suit let's you tolerate global warming.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2223	The suit is part of our post-apocalypse collection, the boots are classic Uggs	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2224	It's out of this world.	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
2225	In that one - and I'm not just saying this - you really look out of this world.	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
2226	It's an exact replica of Shatner's	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
2227	Not for space, it's to live up to my dog's expectations of me.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2228	It's retro astro	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2229	Modern day fashion is out of this world!	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2230	That suit really brings out your eyes.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2231	Looks great on you! So apocalyptic!	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
2232	They won't be able to keep their tentacles off you!	1.2500	0.04794	100	77	21	2
2233	For you? You will receive an "out of this world" discount.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
2234	You're going to rock the dance floor at the Space Station!	1.2500	0.04660	112	87	22	3
2235	To be honest, I'm a bit starstruck.	1.2500	0.06077	84	68	11	5
2236	And voila! You're back in the swing of things!	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
2237	You may now enter a restaurant!	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2238	Slimmer? My dear, you look positively weightless!	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2239	Does your closet have space?	1.2500	0.04794	100	77	21	2
2240	It's perfect for casual Friday!	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
2241	It'll be the first cummerbund in space.	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
2242	It's just out of this world.	1.2500	0.04794	100	77	21	2
2243	If you want to blend in, may I suggest all black.	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
2244	Only 49.95 to add the racing stripes.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2245	You sure look ready to go!	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2246	Sorry, I should have asked if you wanted a breathing hole.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2247	I’m pretty sure the giant leap for mankind is what ripped them last time.	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2248	You're sure to one-up Elon in this Mr. Bezos	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
2249	Will you be wearing your catheter on the right or the left?	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
2250	How's that fit?	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
2251	Would you like it better in another color?	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
2252	So what's the occasion? Business or pleasure?	1.2500	0.04684	104	79	22	2
2253	What the best dressed grocery shoppers are wearing this season	1.2500	0.06536	80	66	8	6
2254	“Casually chic and Covid safe at the supermarket in the morning, fashion forward and spectacular as you orbit the earth with the billionaires at night.”	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2255	The air tanks will run you ten thousand dollars now, twenty thousand dollars in four minutes...	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
2256	You now can skip all the mandatory vaccination and mask requirements, Mr. Djokovic	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
2257	You look dashing but a mask is all that’s required.	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
2258	“Rental orders should be dropped off the first business day after your event.”	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2259	You look a billion bucks!	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
2260	THIS IS OUR TOTAL VIRUS PROTECTION PACKAGE	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
2261	Maybe a little off the sleeves?	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
2262	Perfect for my American Airlines flight from Miami to London!	1.2500	0.04794	100	77	21	2
2263	Well, sure... I guess you do look a LITTLE like Matt Damon.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2264	Congratulations! You're not a vampire!	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2265	Mr. Branson, you look like 3.8 billion bucks	1.2500	0.05306	112	91	14	7
2266	I can get it for you wholesale	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2267	Now that's a suit to go to an anti-vaxxer party!!	1.2500	0.05923	96	79	10	7
2268	Nooooo! You don't look fat! Or stupid!	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2269	Mardi Gras,Halloween,or SpaceX?	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2270	It’s pretty snug, so remember, dry clean only!	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2271	For the smart crowd that wants to be ready for every Covid mutation from now on, it's All the Rage.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2272	Your husband was right-it's too revealing.	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
2273	You'll be well-dressed anywhere in the universe in this one.	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
2274	I know we're a little pricey. But over at NASA you can't get an enviro-ware designer suit this good for under 150 million.	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
2275	That'll stay in fashion right through the Omega variant.	1.2500	0.04683	96	73	22	1
2276	And trust me, once the CDC changes their guidance again, this will be impossible to get.	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2277	I love the retro Apolloy look to it.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2278	Can you widen the lapels?	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
2279	It IS more slimming without the air tank, but that will limit where you wear it.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
2280	It's all hand stitched under water by Martians from Pluto sir.	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2281	Tailoring will take about a week.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2282	Loosing the oxygen is so slimming and unfussy.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2283	Your ass is out of this world.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
2284	Now... Bezos Blue or Musk Melon?	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2285	This one is just for the Astronistas.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
2286	The cummerbund is very slimming!	1.2500	0.04388	108	82	25	1
2287	Don't worry about the rips. It's called "distressed," and is very much in style.	1.2500	0.04706	128	102	20	6
2288	And as I said, if anyone recognizes you tonight, you get a full refund and can keep the suit.	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
2289	You'll get a real lift wearing this.	1.2500	0.06786	76	63	7	6
2290	There's not much I can do with the KN100 suits, but I know they don't shrink.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2291	Yes, you can certainly meet face to face if you wish. But l must make some alterations before you can safely step through the portal.	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
2292	It's the cummerbund that really makes it	1.2480	0.04495	125	98	23	4
2293	The cummerbund is a bit much.	1.2479	0.04435	121	94	24	3
2294	I was going to get a wedding dress but I figured I’d use this more. Climate change. COVID. Halloween.	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
2295	Now, say AAAAAAAAA!!!	1.2478	0.04624	113	88	22	3
2296	Oh no, you'll still get it.	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
2297	And the extended warranty is good for 3 years or the zyclition virus, whichever comes first!	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
2298	We'll tuck the radiation shield just a smidge.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
2299	Do you know how to change in a phone booth?	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
2300	Do you feel like you need more space?	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
2301	It's good for exploring outer space or the grocery aisle.	1.2476	0.04645	105	81	22	2
2302	Yes it's guaranteed to protect you from covid without even leaving planet Earth	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
2303	Cosmetology was actually my back-up plan”	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
2304	Nothing will say galactic boss lady like a set of shoulder pads.”	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
2305	A much better look than a N95.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2306	Well, your childhood dream came almost true...	1.2475	0.04316	101	76	25	0
2307	It also comes in hot pink!	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
2308	It’s a more modern look	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2309	I said I want to be dressed for the red CARPET, you idiot!	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2310	The cummerbund should be just as functional in space as it is down here.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
2311	Good enough for an eleven-minute journey?	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
2312	I can take the helmet in a bit, but I think that faceplate is you!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2313	With practice, a four person team can get you out the door in an hour!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2314	The helmet, belt and boots are a little matchy-matchy.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2315	Mr Branson guarantees this is better than any of the knockoffs you can get from Amazon.	1.2474	0.06048	97	81	8	8
2316	Yeah, it’s a little stiff at first but you won’t know you’re wearing it after a couple of lightyears	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2317	The nicest thing is it works for any occasion.	1.2474	0.05682	97	79	12	6
2318	Believe me, this look is about to take off!	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2319	You’ve really bulked up, Mr. Bezos.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2320	I told you you'd look out of this world.	1.2474	0.04642	97	74	22	1
2321	Let’s talk accessories - moon buggy, American flag or golf club?	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2322	It's been very popular with teachers.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2323	I know you prefer things more fitted, but in space you look 175 pounds lighter.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
2324	So,is this your first space swimsuit?	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
2325	It’s good to have you back, and as you can see, Major Tom, men’s EVA fashion hardly changes over time.	1.2473	0.04498	93	70	23	0
2326	Is there a warranty if I see any damage?	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2327	No, in fact Uranus looks very trim.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2328	The price for the adjustments will be astronomical	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2329	Trust me, it’ll look better with no gravity.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2330	It's what they're wearing on Mars these days.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2331	You’re the third billionaire this week to buy one of these.	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
2332	This is our latest from our Global Crisis line. We like to call it	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
2333	Does this make my butt look big?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2334	Can you tell whoever “they” are that we accept all credit cards?	1.2472	0.05247	89	72	13	4
2335	unisex? unisexy!	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2336	Excellent,Taylor, you're ready to return to in-person kindergarten!	1.2472	0.06247	89	74	8	7
2337	No worries. We'll let out the seam and find you some more space.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2338	You should have gone before you put it on.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2339	2001: A Space Tapestry	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2340	All the best billionaires are wearing it	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2341	It's styled for those untethered moments when one just needs a little more space.	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2342	This feels a bit too 2024	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2343	Pandemic, schmandemic	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2344	I call the new look "supermarket chic."	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2345	No, I don't think it makes you look like a capitalist pig.	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2346	We call it the N-96:	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2347	Now let's find you a cowboy hat for when you get back.	1.2462	0.04641	130	104	20	6
2348	You really think pleats will hold extra oxygen?	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
2349	Can you take it in some? I plan on losing a lot of weight.	1.2458	0.04329	118	91	25	2
2350	You are now entering the final fitting.”	1.2458	0.04493	118	92	23	3
2351	2022 office wear...	1.2458	0.04652	118	93	21	4
2352	Suit me up in something with a little less gravity.	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
2353	This style is all the rage with our billionaire clients these days.	1.2456	0.05368	114	94	12	8
2354	You wanted no one to recognize you and I think I delivered.	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
2355	Is it breathable?	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
2356	It comes with a rose-colored visor for the return to earth.	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
2357	It's the latest in COVID wear	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
2358	Frankly,I think you look out of this world!	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
2359	Dress for the job you want not the one you have.	1.2453	0.04607	106	82	22	2
2360	This style should really take off.	1.2453	0.04798	106	83	20	3
2361	The shoulders may need letting out if you plan to swing a golf club.	1.2453	0.05330	106	86	14	6
2362	I promise: the cat person will never recognize you in this.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
2363	I think it makes you look out of this world	1.2451	0.04501	102	78	23	1
2364	Oh, I forgot to ask ... which side do you 'dress' on?	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
2365	My college counselor told me I should dress from the job I want.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
2366	Are you absolutely certain you want a zipper?	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
2367	You want my honest opinion? You don't look like a bitch-ass nerd's idea of a cool guy at all, Mr. Bezos. You look very swag.	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
2368	No, it's not a trick mirror	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
2369	Fits you perfectly!!! To the sun and beyond!!!!!	1.2449	0.04824	98	76	20	2
2370	Is it too late for you to take my inseam again?	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2371	And best of all,you'll never have to deal with the real world again!	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2372	The belt really ties it together	1.2449	0.04824	98	76	20	2
2373	Coach or Business Class?	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
2374	Trouble breathing? Looser or tighter?	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2375	It's the suit most commonly requested by tech billionaires	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2376	You will be bounding over those boulders in style, sir."	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2377	You should have enough space to move around with this design."	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2378	It hides your curves nicely, doesn't it?	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2379	Guaranteed to protect you against any infectious disease.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2380	Tell the truth. You farted in that suit, now didn't you?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2381	You do indeed look out of this world!	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2382	Oh believe me, it's extremely you!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2383	We are a niche concierge service for the billionaire who is living out a real life astronaut fantasy.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2384	I thought you asked for a special suit to meet E.T., not for a meet n greet.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2385	And can I interest you in a fluorescent yellow oxygen tank? It will make you light up the night sky.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2386	Kubrickian is all the rage.	1.2444	0.06183	90	75	8	7
2387	"It's retro, very 2001.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2388	Richard Branson bought this same model, in white	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2389	Everyone will be wearing this at the next insurrection.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2390	It's the best party suit for nerds and geeks	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2391	Do you want a hat with that?	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2392	So … Do you dress to the right or to the left?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2393	I'm not sure if the helmet matches the space boots, but it's a start.	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2394	This is the very latest in cruise wear.	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
2395	It's what the billionaires are wearing	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2396	It perfectly fits you, Mr. Wilkinson. Assuming you’re Mr. Wilkinson.	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2397	This should give you the space she's looking for.	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
2398	And don't forget to say "Klaatu barada nikto" !	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
2399	It looks great on you Mr. Bezos.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2400	This isn't what it looked like online?	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2401	It's a good fit but maybe you should just get the booster shot.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2402	This not only will make you look skinner, but it is also zero gravity	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2403	All the billionaires are wearing it this year.	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2404	It's the future of PPE.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
2405	A bit more space in the shoulders, Sir?	1.2435	0.04553	115	89	22	3
2406	Is this really what the invite meant by 'Nautical Themed'?	1.2435	0.04553	115	90	22	3
2407	We call it "Omega Ready"	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
2408	I suggest not breathing for a more fitted look.	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
2409	You'll show them all, Mr. Gates.	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
2410	I’m sorry, Sir, but the cost will skyrocket if you want bodily function alterations.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
2411	I told you that the black belt really pulled it all together!”	1.2432	0.04473	111	86	23	2
2412	Dude, you have like no thigh gap.	1.2432	0.04473	111	86	23	2
2413	And this sound system slays those sorry ear buds.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
2414	Spacejunk? Or, You need more space for your junk?	1.2430	0.05285	107	87	14	6
2415	Forget about world hunger! You deserve a tailored suit for your 5 billion dollar space flight.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2416	You look very ... galactic.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2417	If I take it in, the stitching will compromise your hermetical seal. May I suggest the space cummerbund?	1.2430	0.04759	107	84	20	3
2418	Nothing says it quite like a bespoke PPE suit.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2419	In this outfit you're going to have a blast.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2420	Yes, when your wearing that suit, no one can touch you.	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2421	It is not about matchy-matched; just ask if it goes-with.	1.2427	0.04672	103	80	21	2
2422	Yes, like that! It’s the only way to hide your ugly face and fat body….	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
2423	Yes sir, Mr. Bezos. I will remove the SpaceX patch right away. My apologies.	1.2427	0.05599	103	85	11	7
2424	Your COVID worries are over.	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2425	Take me to your weaver	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2426	It really sends a message Mr. Bezos!	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2427	You said you were over the moon about the wedding	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2428	I hope the inner and outer “space suit”s you!	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2429	I launched my spring collection.	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2430	It's really you.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
2431	It gives you an ethereal look.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2432	Yes. The cummerbund adds gravity to your appearance.	1.2424	0.05195	99	78	16	4
2433	In Europe, everyone is doing the colostomy bag down the right leg, but you do you.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
2434	Astro swag, yeah, I said it!	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2435	Will they be able to see my face on Zoom?	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2436	I want it to scream "stellar!"	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2437	Omericon proof? Do you have to ask?	1.2422	0.04259	128	100	25	3
2438	Fashion fades, but space is eternal...	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2439	Headed to the MIR-ror Ball?	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2440	Okay but I have to pee	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2441	Want to step outside and see how it looks in the moonlight?	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2442	If a meteor hits it,bring it back anytime	1.2421	0.04665	95	73	21	1
2443	Don't worry, this isn't my first elopement.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2444	No sweetie, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2445	Hell no Mr Bezos, it certainly does not make you look fat.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2446	Reëntering?	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
2447	It might be a little tight around Uranus.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2448	No question about it! You'll be the best-dressed man on the moon!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2449	No, I wouldn't recommend cuffs.	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
2450	I don’t know… this feels more white-tie than black-tie.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2451	You'll love its unisex, rainproof qualities	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
2452	Yeah - no, cuffs went out a long time ago.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2453	You'll be the one laughing later.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2454	Wow ,that suit is out of this world	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2455	It's you Miss -- It's really you.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2456	Even though it’s mostly white, the.opaque face shield will enable you to wear it after Labor Day in the Hamptons with impunity.	1.2414	0.04614	87	66	21	0
2457	Yes a bit bulky, but the 38% gravity on Mars will make it slimming.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2458	Yes Mr. Musk, this is the perfect suit for those low orbit get togethers with Mr. Branson and Mr. Bezos.	1.2414	0.04895	87	67	19	1
2459	Will less gravity make my butt look better?	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2460	And you don't have to worry about trouser length or cuffs.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
2461	Clothes doth maketh the spaceman,” you have to admit	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
2462	It is so YOU!	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2463	Wrong door; the carbon fiber shop is one door down.	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2464	You have lift-off, brother	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2465	You are so ready to colonize Mars.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2466	To be honest, the cummerbund is out of style, but it works for you here.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2467	It’s Soyuz	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2468	This is our new COVID Casual line...	1.2407	0.04533	108	84	22	2
2469	How are you liking this outfit, sir?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2470	No, it definitely does not make you look fat.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2471	N95's are soooooo 2021.	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2472	They've scheduled to launch it in our next prêt-à-porter.	1.2407	0.04533	108	84	22	2
2473	You look so slim. I think it's a great outfit for a first date.	1.2406	0.04154	133	104	26	3
2474	Never mind him. He's only here to take notes.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2475	Will that be cash, charge, Bezos, or Branson?"	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
2476	Well, is it out of this world or what?	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
2477	Any Alien Creatures you run into will know we Humans love to make fashion statements.	1.2404	0.05202	104	83	14	5
2478	Is there enough space for you?	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2479	Is it according to the latest trends on Mars? Definitely yes, sir.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
2480	It’s a true day to night look!	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
2481	You'll take the air out of the room.	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
2482	Does it feel spacey enough?	1.2400	0.05148	100	79	16	4
2483	This is the latest trend of the COVID season.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2484	Yes Sir, you are now ready for the next variant.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2485	Well, it certainly makes you look younger!	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
2486	You liked it and this outfit is comfortable and has a lot of space.	1.2400	0.04740	100	78	20	2
2487	My great grandfather was Dracula.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
2488	It's also available in Ice Blue and Vermillion.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2489	Yes-the natural shoulder looks much better.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
2490	You’ll want something less formal for the Virgin flight.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
2491	You'll be stylin' at the satellite campus next semester.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
2492	Oh…you wanted more space in your suit!	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2493	Everyone in space has one but, no pressure.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2494	Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jeff Bezos?"	1.2396	0.05686	96	79	11	6
2495	I think its a good fit but how about yellow to match your "summer" complextion?	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2496	Now that looks out of this world.	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
2497	You are going to need a cowboy hat	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
2498	Be honest: if you were an abyss, would you stare back at me?	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
2499	It will save space in your closet.	1.2396	0.05686	96	79	11	6
2500	Yes,you can even pee in it.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2501	Now do you like the space cummerbund, or do you want to try it with the space vest?	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
2502	We call in "Covid Chic". It's out of this world.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2503	I'd say you look out of this world.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
2504	Can I assume that you guys accept SpaceCoin?	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2505	I think that will really show them. Don't you Mr Gates?	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
2506	I have an asteroid belt that would go great with this.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2507	If you prefer we can add a codpiece	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2508	No one will know who you are!! Great to rob banks or whatever you want.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2509	It's today's look for the fashionable billionaire.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2510	It’s ideal for large gatherings.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
2511	That's a nice fit." "But to pick up the chicks use the Apollo 11 version-it shows you have balls.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2512	Dude, you look far out!	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2513	I think I need a more breathable suit.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2514	"Glad you like it, Kanye. It's perfect for sneaking up on Pete Davidson.	1.2389	0.05374	113	94	11	8
2515	The Covid Defender works nicely at weddings and funerals”	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
2516	Could we interest you in something more terrestrial?	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
2517	You need the crotch in space?	1.2389	0.05225	113	93	13	7
2518	Its the latest look in styles for Billionaires!	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2519	Can you make the head a little smaller.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2520	And of course this will protect against against all Covid variants.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2521	Don't lie. You're thinking of the opening lines to 'The Martian' aren't you?	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2522	Oh yeah, this is way better than that stuffy old wedding tuxedo.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2523	This is our “Kinda Like” mirror.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2524	We're totally projecting a Metaverse fashion vibe here.	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
2525	You look hotter than the Sun!	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2526	isn’t it out of this world?	1.2385	0.04496	109	85	22	2
2527	I can bring in the waist but I won’t adjust any buttons.	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
2528	No no, the blackface is very 2022	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
2529	There’s a certain air of mystery about you.	1.2385	0.04303	109	84	24	1
2530	Seems somewhat cheesy for the moon landing.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2531	It's crazy I pay more taxes than you.	1.2381	0.06476	84	71	6	7
2532	I don't know if I can afford this suit. I'm on an astronaut's salary.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2533	It brings out your buttocks in an astro-sexual way.	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2534	Go ahead, give the laser a try.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
2535	What do you think Major Tom? Ground Control thought it was out of this world.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
2536	My chef-d'oeuvre! Total multiverse zeitgeist with total multiverse crawl-up concealment.	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
2537	We could let out the waist a little.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2538	The billionaire suiting up.	1.2377	0.04205	122	95	25	2
2539	Nobody handles dorsal fins like Brooks Brothers	1.2376	0.05103	101	81	16	4
2540	You look like a billionaire already!	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
2541	Wow, this look says, “He’s going places!”.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
2542	Scared? That ought to do it.	1.2376	0.04483	101	78	22	1
2543	It’s a little too 2020.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
2544	I could take it in a bit, but I’m not sure there’s space.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
2545	I think you´ll be a hit at the "Dreams I thought were gonna come true" party. Cheers.	1.2376	0.05477	101	83	12	6
2546	I think this will protect you from Omicron, but I still wouldn't eat the sushi.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2547	Mr. Musk,that suit fits you like a Tesla.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2548	It really brings out your depth.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
2549	It's the very latest in 'Extinction Level Event' wear.	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
2550	No, it doesn't make you look fat.	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2551	Storm Trooper is the new black.	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2552	Our buffet dining customers swear by it!	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2553	Elon's new line is named after his new son, that's why our brand isn't recognizable by name.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2554	Now take a deep breath, enjoy your aroma.	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2555	New suit for Boris wont see him at party	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2556	You won't get sick while wearing this, but you won't have sex again either.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
2557	Well, yes I do think it's a look that's out of this world.	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2558	The cinch to your waist should counteract that zero-G shapeless feeling!	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
2559	The wrinkles will come out in time.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
2560	And you are 99.8% protected against all varients.	1.2368	0.06175	76	62	10	4
2561	NO! I do NOT want you to vent it!	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
2562	Finding everything alr- oh. There's no one in there.	1.2368	0.06175	76	62	10	4
2563	You want a suit that’ll make ‘em wonder who the hell you are.	1.2368	0.06453	76	63	8	5
2564	It’s the latest thing in pandemic protection. It’s going viral.	1.2368	0.06453	76	63	8	5
2565	Of course, a nice hat will really pull it all together.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2566	Note the gender neutral crotch.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2567	These prom themes are getting out of hand.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2568	If you have to wear a mask anyway, why not own it?	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2569	By 2050 everyone will be wearing them...	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2570	I wouldn't want to show my face in that either.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2571	So you dont think this is too much for my job interview with Richard Branson?	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2572	We agreed not to measure by good taste, rather by your personal fantasy.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2573	The 60’s are back baby!	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2574	That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mannequin.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2575	One small tuck?	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2576	This fit really shows off you wealth.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
2577	I know it's way over your budget, but remember, in outer space you weigh nothing!	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
2578	And, with this suit, there's no need to wear an N95 mask.	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
2579	REAL COMFORTABLE???	1.2364	0.04820	110	87	18	4
2580	You won't need your fashion sunglasses	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2581	This one is appropriate for restaurants with no atmosphere.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2582	It goes great with your eyes!	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2583	Sure, Mr. Musk. We can add a codpiece.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2584	YES!!! You look out of this world, just don't eat or drink anything...	1.2360	0.04526	89	68	21	0
2585	You’ll definitely be styling out there.	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2586	Don’t worry, it will be ready before blast off.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
2587	It's a modern twist on the classic asteroid belt.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
2588	This is one of the bestsellers in our 'David Bowie' line this season.	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
2589	With the right accessories, you could wear it anywhere.	1.2353	0.04315	85	69	14	2
2590	Of course, you look way out there.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
2591	Between you and I this moon landing is gonna be fake, so the actual fit... no biggie.	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
2592	Im sorry we dont have any wings for your suit	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2593	Does this make me look fat?	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2594	It's not you. It's the mirror.	1.2353	0.05952	85	70	10	5
2595	Its hasn't caught on just yet but it's going to be all the rage by spring	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2596	Well Harold did you ever think it would come to this, you an astronaut and me a tailor ?	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
2597	It’s a bit tight for Uranus.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2598	It is perfect for your first Moon party!	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
2599	That's what I'm talking about! Fierce!	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2600	I'll have your suit and you back in a week.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2601	Are you sure this is the only way to get him to understand that you need some space?	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2602	Life on earth is going out of fashion, so I suggest the latest in extraterrestrial leisurewear for the discerning gentleman.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
2603	Subtle, casual. I'll take it.	1.2348	0.04510	115	91	21	3
2604	The slim fit suit works for you, but we'll need to keep the sensible shoes if you're going to be walking on the moon.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
2605	I guess it is true that they're letting just anyone into space	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
2606	That's one small suit for men, would you prefer medium?	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2607	NASA fit??	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
2608	You want vents? We'll put in vents	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2609	No, it actually makes your booty look hella hot."	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
2610	You said you wanted to look like George Clooney, no?	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
2611	The cummerbund makes the girdle look less diaper-like. Trust me, you don't want to explore another planet looking like Baby Huey.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2612	Are you on your launch break?	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2613	If you were a Wordle, you'd be: SWANK.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2614	It's wildly popular with folks on Mars this year.	1.2346	0.06400	81	68	7	6
2615	Believe me sir, that’s a suit you can wear absolutely anywhere.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2616	This one's very popular with teachers.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2617	It's the latest in the new normal.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2618	It sucks the oxygen out of the room.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2619	No,you're definitely not the man they think you are at home!	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
2620	As seen in this months’s what’s hot/what’s cosmonaut list.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2621	Oh, you said you wanted to LOOK fly? My bad.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2622	Actually, tailoring is my avocation. I'm really a cost accountant.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2623	If you do kiss anyone, remember to use wiper fluid.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2624	...and before NASA, I worked with Daft Punk.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2625	This one makes you look tall and slim.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2626	This is the very latest style Major Tom!	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2627	Those onions won't stand a chance.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
2628	Two words, my good man: Climate Change.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2629	The cummerbund is exquisite. You will be the envy of all the other astronauts.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2630	It does look more slimming from space.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2631	Easy on the eye shadow and you will be fine!	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2632	Yeeesss - Space is the new black.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2633	It positively suits you.”	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
2634	Price includes alterations and stain guard.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2635	'Of course, you will have to wear a diaper.'	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2636	Face it...you are stellar!	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2637	It's guaranteed to fit, even if you lose weight.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2638	It's a look that's out of this world.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
2639	You look great. The suit is well tailored and you don't have bother with an N95.	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
2640	Yes sir- we gladly accept all forms of Intergalactic payment.	1.2338	0.04675	77	61	15	1
2641	Clean your childrens' room? Why, you're now safe to clean the litter box.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2642	AND, No covid worry !	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2643	It is not only elegant but 100% COVID resistant	1.2338	0.06639	77	65	6	6
2644	You can dress it up for a space walk or dress it down for a walk to the fridge	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2645	It's the perfect blend of sensibility and machismo.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2646	It not only makes you look 20 years younger, but it’s quite slimming.	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
2647	It flatters your ego well, Mr. Bezos.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
2648	Hmmm. It might be a bit much…the invite said I’d be good with just a KN95.	1.2336	0.04519	107	84	21	2
2649	I knew it was in the back!	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
2650	Yes,the vaccine may be cheaper but this is way cooler.	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
2651	And it's even more flattering when you're floating!	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2652	You look like a tech billionaire!	1.2333	0.05923	90	75	9	6
2653	It's guaranteed against Delta, but not Omicron.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2654	Dress it up,dress it down. You can go anywhere	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2655	This look is truly out of this world!	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2656	And are those the boots you'll be wearing?	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2657	You don't need a space suit to boost your confidence. Try women's slacks. They work for me.	1.2333	0.05708	90	74	11	5
2658	Sure beats a utility belt, amirite?	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2659	You sure look arm-strong in this suit ma'am!	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
2660	It's going to be a beautiful wedding!	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2661	Sir, I guarantee it's one of a kind - no one else will be wearing this style on the mission.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2662	With this model, the waste disposal system is custom-made for Uranus.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2663	Your suit is now beautifully tailored for the entire word see you in all your splendor at the party.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2664	It says a lot about the subtleties of your statement!! Yes, it is bizarre but it’s perfect for you!	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2665	And now you'll look weightless, too!	1.2333	0.05708	90	74	11	5
2666	Fashion forward for next season’s COVID couture.	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
2667	I said I wanted to look "trim" not "buzz"	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2668	I think it's very slimming	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2669	This is cotton, which offers a more casual life sustainment.	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2670	Now, I am fully protected from COVID-19. It fits like a glove.	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
2671	The Martians will love it!	1.2330	0.04186	103	79	24	0
2672	Looks like someone's been under a lot of pressure lately	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
2673	I always say “dress for the world you want to visit”.	1.2328	0.04952	116	95	15	6
2674	The $10.4 million includes blue blockers in the helmet.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
2675	No, we don’t have one in pinstripes.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2676	It really highlights your sense of adventure!	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2677	That's one small stitch for man.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2678	I'd suggest no vents.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2679	The belt looks great, but I can't breathe.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2680	I think this really says "I can take a step!"	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2681	I assure you, you won't find one like it on the rack.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2682	Oh yes, the cummerbund takes that look out of this world.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2683	It’s the latest in fast fashion.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2684	Mars won’t know what colonized it.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2685	Elon and Jeff and Richard are going to be falling all over one another to get you to fly with them....	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2686	You said you needed a bit more space	1.2323	0.04501	99	77	21	1
2687	Sure it’s a tight fit but at at least you don’t look like a cross between Waldo and Bozo the Clown.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2688	This is the new air tank - free landsuit.	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
2689	One size fits all missions with a secret wine stash, Hand wash only	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2690	Admittedly, my fashion sense is rather alien.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2691	In the right places, it takes off 5/6th of your weight.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2692	I think the line is finally ready to launch.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2693	On you, honestly stunning.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2694	I like the cummerbund in black, very elegant.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2695	No, not Mars, the grocery store	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2696	Now you are protected... Finally...	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2697	Will I be able to get it off post-Covid?	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2698	The wide belt is stylish, and it makes you look 10 pounds slimmer in those low gravity environments.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2699	I guarantee people 50 years from now will be wearing this style	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2700	You ain't no Shatner, but it looks ok.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2701	You look great, plus you could wear it to occasions besides prom!	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2702	I think this is definitely going to be your safe choice	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
2703	Back to the office, I take it?	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2704	That look is so thinning, you could be practically weightless.	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2705	Considering the Space Force are we?	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2706	A little more Musk,a little less Bezos and Branson.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2707	It gets roomier in zero-g.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2708	I thought you two broke up last year?	1.2316	0.05689	95	79	10	6
2709	does this come in black?	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2710	Not exactly haute couture, but it'll do for a moon shot.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2711	I'm sorry, this is the most spacious suit we have.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2712	Don’t worry, zero gravity does most of the work.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2713	I call it the “Covid-Schmovid.”	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
2714	I swear. It’s the same one Shatner wore.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2715	It’s the latest in our new Jeff Bezos line of space wear.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
2716	Yeah, I watched Station Eleven too. So what?	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
2717	That suit on you is out of this world!	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
2718	No they don't come in other colors.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
2719	And best of all, the fabric BREATHES.	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
2720	Well, I think you will 'put those NASA t-shirts to shame'	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
2721	This look is sure to take you to new heights.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2722	Oh yes! That’s definitely you!	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2723	It works with a cowboy hat when you exit the spacecraft	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2724	It's the "mask" of the future.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2725	You can use it for both Moon golf and Earth fencing.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2726	KN95's are so declasse.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2727	I am not a robot.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2728	I’ll give you some space while you decide.	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
2729	It definitely draws attention from your bald spot	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2730	How's the inseam feel?	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2731	Does this suit make my space look vast?	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2732	Lookin’ good Jeff, now all ya need is a cowboy hat.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2733	The Kn95 face shield is a nice touch.	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
2734	It truly is our current all-season favorite.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2735	The question is, will the biohazard look turn out to be a fad or or timeless look?	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2736	This is from our "Covid Collection" of contemporary menswear.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2737	And it could also work for spaghetti nights.	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
2738	Say the magic word and a duck will come down and give you historic words for your landing.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2739	If you're not keen on the spaceman look we also have policeman and fireman.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2740	Two words for you: Women's slacks	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
2741	Are you taking [it] off soon?	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
2742	The radiation-proof exoskeleton is very slimming	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
2743	Your small gray ring bearer was in for a fitting today, as well.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2

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