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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-01-24T00:12:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-02-07T00:12:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-02-01T00:12:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | February 7, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5661 |
Number of responses | 815462 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You should have done that before you put it on. | 1.8648 | 0.01934 | 1760 | 714 | 570 | 476 |
1 | I assume it’s a destination wedding? | 1.8176 | 0.00975 | 7040 | 3115 | 2093 | 1831 |
2 | Or you could just get vaccinated. | 1.8138 | 0.01013 | 6605 | 2969 | 1897 | 1739 |
3 | Or you could get vaccinated. | 1.8104 | 0.01013 | 6626 | 2998 | 1885 | 1742 |
4 | Personally, I would just get the vaccination | 1.7953 | 0.01597 | 2550 | 1143 | 786 | 621 |
5 | Perhaps something a bit more down to earth? | 1.7798 | 0.01237 | 3820 | 1629 | 1402 | 788 |
6 | We could go shorter on the inseam, but then you’ll only be able to take one very small step for man. | 1.7779 | 0.01601 | 2476 | 1121 | 784 | 571 |
7 | I let the waist out, but it still might be tight around Uranus. | 1.7776 | 0.01318 | 4019 | 1948 | 1017 | 1054 |
8 | Let’s see you take one small step. | 1.7773 | 0.01084 | 5056 | 2190 | 1802 | 1064 |
9 | Ideal for parties with no atmosphere | 1.7692 | 0.01216 | 4263 | 1948 | 1351 | 964 |
10 | Nice. Not everyone can pull off a cummerbund. | 1.7688 | 0.01937 | 1635 | 734 | 545 | 356 |
11 | It might be easier to just get vaccinated. | 1.7649 | 0.01372 | 3398 | 1579 | 1037 | 781 |
12 | Destination wedding? | 1.7524 | 0.01243 | 4136 | 1959 | 1242 | 935 |
13 | Is it a destination wedding? | 1.7517 | 0.01102 | 5130 | 2393 | 1618 | 1119 |
14 | You look like a man on a mission. | 1.7515 | 0.01412 | 2897 | 1296 | 1028 | 572 |
15 | We’ll do your final fitting at our satellite location. | 1.7449 | 0.01254 | 3802 | 1745 | 1282 | 775 |
16 | I'll give you a few seconds to think about it. 10, 9, 8.... | 1.7431 | 0.01484 | 2772 | 1293 | 898 | 581 |
17 | It’s perfect. That suit says you’re going places. | 1.7382 | 0.01317 | 3323 | 1506 | 1181 | 636 |
18 | It suits you well, but no pressure. | 1.7328 | 0.01412 | 2844 | 1288 | 1028 | 528 |
19 | Do you really think this is what she meant by "I need space?" | 1.7308 | 0.01519 | 2760 | 1350 | 803 | 607 |
20 | I always tell people,"dress for the job you want, not the job you have." | 1.7262 | 0.01447 | 2838 | 1338 | 939 | 561 |
21 | I assure you, Mr Bezos, it says “real astronaut” loud and proud. | 1.7210 | 0.01701 | 2165 | 1064 | 641 | 460 |
22 | So, astronaut or billionaire? | 1.7204 | 0.01367 | 3319 | 1623 | 1001 | 695 |
23 | You travel a lot for work? | 1.7138 | 0.01601 | 2128 | 972 | 793 | 363 |
24 | Wouldn't it be easier to just tell your mother you're not an astronaut? | 1.7116 | 0.02173 | 1276 | 621 | 402 | 253 |
25 | And what--if you don't mind my asking--will the bride be wearing? | 1.7112 | 0.01201 | 4238 | 2084 | 1294 | 860 |
26 | The catheter is sold separately. | 1.7067 | 0.02088 | 1449 | 732 | 410 | 307 |
27 | Mmm, yes! It gives you a certain air of anti-gravitas. | 1.7065 | 0.01624 | 2286 | 1122 | 711 | 452 |
28 | And what will the bride be wearing? | 1.7045 | 0.01311 | 3438 | 1674 | 1106 | 658 |
29 | All the billionaires are wearing it. | 1.7027 | 0.01563 | 2432 | 1191 | 773 | 468 |
30 | Now remember, a size ten looks more like a size eight in zero gravity. | 1.7024 | 0.01292 | 3370 | 1603 | 1169 | 598 |
31 | It's a statement piece that says, "I'm rich and selfish enough to leave you all behind." | 1.7021 | 0.01378 | 3283 | 1658 | 945 | 680 |
32 | Thin? You look weightless." | 1.6959 | 0.01341 | 3404 | 1717 | 1005 | 682 |
33 | You didn’t mention what kind of launch party. | 1.6942 | 0.01447 | 2587 | 1219 | 941 | 427 |
34 | Dress for the job you want, am I right? | 1.6934 | 0.01368 | 2997 | 1441 | 1034 | 522 |
35 | OK...and understand I'm hurting my business here...but why not just get vaccinated? | 1.6890 | 0.01436 | 2981 | 1524 | 860 | 597 |
36 | It's perfect for the launch party. | 1.6840 | 0.02131 | 1193 | 571 | 428 | 194 |
37 | The only head you won't be turning is your own. | 1.6822 | 0.01481 | 2599 | 1285 | 855 | 459 |
38 | That one really says 'billionaire.' | 1.6732 | 0.01634 | 2203 | 1125 | 673 | 405 |
39 | How long are you going to be in Florida? | 1.6672 | 0.01888 | 1728 | 915 | 473 | 340 |
40 | All the billionaires are wearing them. | 1.6670 | 0.01817 | 1859 | 983 | 512 | 364 |
41 | It’s nice to see people wearing suits again to work. | 1.6653 | 0.01793 | 1730 | 867 | 575 | 288 |
42 | And if you are not completely satisfied, you may return it for a full refund, if you return, of course. | 1.6647 | 0.01718 | 1873 | 937 | 627 | 309 |
43 | Yes, sir, it's the perfect suit for any atmosphere. | 1.6592 | 0.01763 | 1743 | 870 | 597 | 276 |
44 | If that space thing doesn’t work out, there’s always beekeeping. | 1.6592 | 0.02284 | 1109 | 574 | 339 | 196 |
45 | Halston, we’ve got a problem. | 1.6526 | 0.02032 | 1442 | 779 | 390 | 273 |
46 | A destination wedding, you said? | 1.6517 | 0.01947 | 1513 | 789 | 462 | 262 |
47 | You look like a billion dollars! | 1.6477 | 0.02005 | 1442 | 761 | 428 | 253 |
48 | And it comes with a 3-year, 418 million-mile warranty. | 1.6439 | 0.02047 | 1348 | 706 | 416 | 226 |
49 | I'm just afraid that by the time we arrive it'll be out of style. | 1.6435 | 0.02034 | 1307 | 669 | 435 | 203 |
50 | This model is particularly popular with nurses and elementary school teachers | 1.6432 | 0.02100 | 1334 | 715 | 380 | 239 |
51 | To be fully secure you still need an N-95 mask. | 1.6427 | 0.02083 | 1335 | 710 | 392 | 233 |
52 | Beige? I'll call one of our satellite stores. | 1.6427 | 0.02103 | 1223 | 627 | 406 | 190 |
53 | You look stellar. | 1.6409 | 0.02089 | 1253 | 648 | 407 | 198 |
54 | It's twelve million dollars, but alterations are free. | 1.6394 | 0.02174 | 1259 | 683 | 347 | 229 |
55 | Why don't you take one small step and see how you feel? | 1.6381 | 0.02120 | 1260 | 667 | 382 | 211 |
56 | Forgive me for saying, but this suit takes light years off your age. | 1.6325 | 0.02170 | 1151 | 601 | 372 | 178 |
57 | It really goes well with almost any variant. | 1.6319 | 0.02175 | 1160 | 610 | 367 | 183 |
58 | Hear me out. You could also just get vaccinated. | 1.6293 | 0.02313 | 1125 | 624 | 294 | 207 |
59 | It will be out of style by the time you get there. | 1.6257 | 0.02287 | 1026 | 539 | 332 | 155 |
60 | The cummerbund is just for formal occasions. | 1.6252 | 0.02171 | 1086 | 570 | 358 | 158 |
61 | It's perfect for a re-entry level job. | 1.6250 | 0.02296 | 1040 | 553 | 324 | 163 |
62 | Float around, see how it feels. | 1.6241 | 0.02273 | 1056 | 561 | 331 | 164 |
63 | You look like a million taxpayer dollars. | 1.6238 | 0.02344 | 1034 | 561 | 301 | 172 |
64 | Looks good. You will still need proof of vaccination to attend the wedding! | 1.6199 | 0.02362 | 963 | 511 | 307 | 145 |
65 | Don’t feel pressured. | 1.6197 | 0.02352 | 973 | 517 | 309 | 147 |
66 | Nothing says ‘Billionaire’ more than the right suit. | 1.6189 | 0.02466 | 950 | 524 | 264 | 162 |
67 | It offers great protection, but the Australian government still won't let you play | 1.6184 | 0.02502 | 954 | 536 | 246 | 172 |
68 | I see where you're going with this. | 1.6177 | 0.02493 | 879 | 472 | 271 | 136 |
69 | Restroom visits are addressed on p53 of the manual. | 1.6153 | 0.02397 | 915 | 484 | 299 | 132 |
70 | Houston, we have an ensemble. | 1.6146 | 0.02469 | 916 | 500 | 269 | 147 |
71 | You can dry clean it, or just stroll through a car wash. | 1.6141 | 0.02371 | 938 | 498 | 304 | 136 |
72 | It takes lightyears off you | 1.6131 | 0.02406 | 928 | 498 | 291 | 139 |
73 | That certainly leaves the N95 in the dust, doesn't it? | 1.6122 | 0.02500 | 918 | 510 | 254 | 154 |
74 | Can I interest you in something more Bezos and less Shatner? | 1.6119 | 0.02529 | 871 | 477 | 255 | 139 |
75 | Just need to take in the ego a bit, Mr. Musk. | 1.6107 | 0.02564 | 935 | 540 | 219 | 176 |
76 | Like I always say, dress for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.6107 | 0.02547 | 899 | 505 | 239 | 155 |
77 | Now you're in compliance with our COVID protocols, let's try on some clothes! | 1.6090 | 0.02572 | 849 | 469 | 243 | 137 |
78 | I love that people are getting dressed up to fly again. | 1.6083 | 0.02476 | 891 | 486 | 268 | 137 |
79 | This is the N96. | 1.6079 | 0.02594 | 862 | 485 | 230 | 147 |
80 | It makes your brain look big. | 1.6066 | 0.02695 | 882 | 524 | 181 | 177 |
81 | No one will ever guess you’re just a spacesuit filled with squirrels. | 1.6061 | 0.02909 | 815 | 507 | 123 | 185 |
82 | I’m guessing first date in the “Covid Era?” | 1.6037 | 0.02422 | 858 | 453 | 292 | 113 |
83 | First week back in the office since lockdown? | 1.6032 | 0.02684 | 751 | 411 | 227 | 113 |
84 | Well, I am the tailor to the stars. | 1.6013 | 0.02640 | 765 | 417 | 236 | 112 |
85 | You've got that "where no man has gone before" look. | 1.5992 | 0.02549 | 746 | 390 | 265 | 91 |
86 | I hate destination weddings. | 1.5987 | 0.02732 | 760 | 438 | 191 | 130 |
87 | Keep in mind,gravity adds five pounds. | 1.5984 | 0.02690 | 752 | 416 | 222 | 114 |
88 | This model is a significant step up from the N95 mask. | 1.5982 | 0.02541 | 779 | 428 | 238 | 111 |
89 | No, Mr. Bezos, this suit does not make you look fat. | 1.5960 | 0.02676 | 755 | 418 | 224 | 113 |
90 | How does it feel in the legs? Can you take one small step? | 1.5954 | 0.02684 | 739 | 408 | 219 | 109 |
91 | It's a destination wedding? | 1.5942 | 0.02726 | 754 | 426 | 208 | 120 |
92 | You're my fifth middle school teacher this week. | 1.5915 | 0.02899 | 727 | 431 | 162 | 134 |
93 | Or you could go next door to the CVS and get vaccinated. | 1.5912 | 0.02892 | 702 | 408 | 173 | 121 |
94 | It's a good fit but an N95 mask is probably all you really need. | 1.5912 | 0.02674 | 746 | 416 | 219 | 109 |
95 | Trust me, it's what everyone will be wearing on cruise ships next season. | 1.5903 | 0.02584 | 786 | 448 | 218 | 120 |
96 | Unbelievable! $55 mil for a SpaceX ticket and you're complaining about the cost of alterations! | 1.5896 | 0.02858 | 670 | 377 | 191 | 102 |
97 | On the contrary sir, you look weightless. | 1.5863 | 0.02819 | 701 | 400 | 191 | 110 |
98 | That suit gives you an air of gravity. | 1.5831 | 0.02923 | 626 | 352 | 183 | 91 |
99 | You should try on Orion’s Belt. | 1.5767 | 0.03023 | 593 | 339 | 166 | 88 |
100 | So, you get to work remotely? | 1.5753 | 0.03030 | 584 | 333 | 166 | 85 |
101 | Don’t feel embarrassed. A lot of astronauts have to have their suits let out between their first and second missions. | 1.5717 | 0.02874 | 621 | 349 | 189 | 83 |
102 | Or,you could just wear a mask. | 1.5714 | 0.03073 | 581 | 337 | 156 | 88 |
103 | Fantastic. Now you're 75% protected against COVID22. | 1.5709 | 0.03038 | 550 | 308 | 170 | 72 |
104 | We can have the pants ready in 10... 9... 8... | 1.5704 | 0.03128 | 554 | 320 | 152 | 82 |
105 | It fits great, but are you sure this is what she meant when she said she needs space? | 1.5701 | 0.03214 | 535 | 312 | 141 | 82 |
106 | Elon suggests a codpiece but that's TOTALLY your choice. | 1.5697 | 0.02961 | 595 | 338 | 175 | 82 |
107 | I'll have it ready for you in 10...9...8...7... | 1.5665 | 0.03202 | 526 | 305 | 144 | 77 |
108 | No more disposable masks, test kits or quarantining. Just go live your life. | 1.5653 | 0.03138 | 582 | 348 | 139 | 95 |
109 | This is what all the billionaires are wearing these days. | 1.5649 | 0.03091 | 524 | 297 | 159 | 68 |
110 | You look just like a billionaire! | 1.5647 | 0.03045 | 549 | 311 | 166 | 72 |
111 | The empire waist strikes back. | 1.5645 | 0.03248 | 519 | 304 | 137 | 78 |
112 | So you’re saying your company is bringing all employees back to office on Monday? | 1.5643 | 0.03314 | 459 | 259 | 141 | 59 |
113 | That one says you’re going places. | 1.5630 | 0.02915 | 579 | 324 | 184 | 71 |
114 | Thinner? You look absolutely weightless! | 1.5624 | 0.02907 | 569 | 318 | 183 | 68 |
115 | Let me find something more in your price range. This suit is astronomical. | 1.5615 | 0.03256 | 520 | 307 | 134 | 79 |
116 | So I gather it's a destination wedding? | 1.5614 | 0.03152 | 554 | 327 | 142 | 83 |
117 | I think you misread our sign out front, we are looking to sublet part of the store.” ‘Available Space. Suits Altered | 1.5607 | 0.03272 | 535 | 322 | 126 | 87 |
118 | It's from a line that just launched. | 1.5602 | 0.03115 | 523 | 298 | 157 | 68 |
119 | 1. This is what all the billionaires are wearing. | 1.5598 | 0.03223 | 527 | 311 | 137 | 79 |
120 | It says 'plutocrat' without saying 'plutocrat,' you know what I mean? | 1.5595 | 0.03185 | 513 | 296 | 147 | 70 |
121 | I think the cumberbund really makes it work. | 1.5581 | 0.02925 | 577 | 326 | 180 | 71 |
122 | Because there's no zipper this one is yours for half price. | 1.5573 | 0.03256 | 506 | 297 | 136 | 73 |
123 | Let me guess. Meeting her parents for the first time? | 1.5560 | 0.03184 | 482 | 272 | 152 | 58 |
124 | In this you can also dispense with having to mask | 1.5513 | 0.03010 | 526 | 296 | 170 | 60 |
125 | A cummerbund complements any suit. | 1.5489 | 0.03185 | 501 | 291 | 145 | 65 |
126 | This is a look that says ‘going places!’ | 1.5467 | 0.03087 | 525 | 304 | 155 | 66 |
127 | You ask to look like a billionaire, I make you look like a billionaire. | 1.5460 | 0.03346 | 489 | 295 | 121 | 73 |
128 | I’d call it breathtaking, but I don’t want to scare you. | 1.5459 | 0.03297 | 458 | 265 | 136 | 57 |
129 | So I take it you’re dead set against a booster shot. | 1.5455 | 0.03409 | 451 | 267 | 122 | 62 |
130 | Of course you take small steps. Your suit's too tight. | 1.5447 | 0.03299 | 481 | 285 | 130 | 66 |
131 | No, it doesn’t make Uranus look bigger. | 1.5421 | 0.03715 | 428 | 274 | 78 | 76 |
132 | Impressive, but I'll stick with an N95. | 1.5409 | 0.03475 | 440 | 264 | 114 | 62 |
133 | Very billionaire chic. | 1.5409 | 0.03519 | 440 | 267 | 108 | 65 |
134 | It's worlds beyond an N95 mask. | 1.5394 | 0.03463 | 432 | 257 | 117 | 58 |
135 | Going somewhere special? | 1.5392 | 0.03385 | 421 | 243 | 129 | 49 |
136 | Shouldn't the flap go in the front? | 1.5383 | 0.03329 | 483 | 292 | 122 | 69 |
137 | It's just one small step to the cash register. | 1.5378 | 0.03403 | 437 | 258 | 123 | 56 |
138 | With that, a KN95 and a current VAX card, you can go anywhere in the solar system! | 1.5378 | 0.03356 | 437 | 255 | 129 | 53 |
139 | The suit is slimming and you'll weigh six times less on the moon. | 1.5377 | 0.03494 | 398 | 231 | 120 | 47 |
140 | Have you visited our satellite location? | 1.5358 | 0.03348 | 433 | 256 | 120 | 54 |
141 | Are you able to comfortably take one small step? | 1.5354 | 0.03251 | 452 | 269 | 127 | 53 |
142 | The suit and helmet say "ready for the next catastrophe" and the cummerbund says" I'm a man about town." | 1.5354 | 0.03547 | 452 | 282 | 98 | 72 |
143 | We call it our Pandemic Tux. | 1.5347 | 0.03322 | 432 | 250 | 133 | 49 |
144 | And for a small additional charge we can add a windshield wiper | 1.5347 | 0.03403 | 404 | 232 | 128 | 44 |
145 | All the top billionaires are wearing this now. | 1.5333 | 0.03342 | 420 | 242 | 132 | 46 |
146 | Yes, Mr. Bezos, we can let out the helmet a bit. | 1.5333 | 0.03462 | 435 | 267 | 106 | 62 |
147 | It makes you look light years younger. | 1.5312 | 0.03428 | 433 | 259 | 118 | 56 |
148 | International Space Station eh? The last guy was just going to Whole Foods | 1.5311 | 0.03724 | 386 | 236 | 95 | 55 |
149 | Try taking one small step. | 1.5309 | 0.03279 | 437 | 253 | 136 | 48 |
150 | I f I may be so bold, it brings out your best features. | 1.5294 | 0.03616 | 391 | 235 | 105 | 51 |
151 | I see your point, but oxygen tanks would ruin the line. | 1.5291 | 0.03534 | 395 | 234 | 113 | 48 |
152 | Would you like to take a small step or one giant leap to get a feel for it? | 1.5286 | 0.03525 | 420 | 255 | 108 | 57 |
153 | Best of all,nobody will ask if you are vaccinated. | 1.5285 | 0.03579 | 369 | 215 | 113 | 41 |
154 | I said I was going to Nassau not NASA. | 1.5281 | 0.03699 | 392 | 241 | 95 | 56 |
155 | The cummerbund is what makes it formal. | 1.5278 | 0.03571 | 413 | 252 | 104 | 57 |
156 | Halston,we have a problem. | 1.5273 | 0.03641 | 385 | 232 | 103 | 50 |
157 | I’m glad you like it. I personally prefer the vaccine. | 1.5262 | 0.03557 | 420 | 258 | 103 | 59 |
158 | Wow! You look like a couple hundred billion bucks. | 1.5253 | 0.03761 | 356 | 214 | 97 | 45 |
159 | I realize it is against my self interest, but wouldn’t it be cheaper to just get vaccinated? | 1.5242 | 0.03833 | 372 | 232 | 85 | 55 |
160 | If you think it looks too much like a space suit, you could add a silk scarf. | 1.5242 | 0.03757 | 372 | 228 | 93 | 51 |
161 | I think we covered all your problem areas. | 1.5241 | 0.03517 | 395 | 235 | 113 | 47 |
162 | It's the perfect disguise and fit for a prince, Andrew | 1.5236 | 0.03663 | 382 | 232 | 100 | 50 |
163 | Well, you did say your wife sucks all the oxygen out of the room. | 1.5227 | 0.03753 | 375 | 231 | 92 | 52 |
164 | The cummerbund really works on this one. | 1.5226 | 0.03389 | 421 | 250 | 122 | 49 |
165 | It says you're super rich, without saying you're super rich. | 1.5214 | 0.03647 | 397 | 245 | 97 | 55 |
166 | Definitely says billionaire. | 1.5210 | 0.03775 | 357 | 217 | 94 | 46 |
167 | Let's check the inseam, take one small step. | 1.5208 | 0.03723 | 361 | 218 | 98 | 45 |
168 | Well, you did say you wanted to look like a man on a mission. | 1.5205 | 0.03630 | 365 | 217 | 106 | 42 |
169 | Why yes sir, it's what all the billionaires are wearing now. | 1.5201 | 0.03788 | 373 | 232 | 88 | 53 |
170 | May I show you the jet pack accessory? | 1.5193 | 0.03406 | 389 | 225 | 124 | 39 |
171 | It’s what ALL the billionaires are wearing this year. | 1.5186 | 0.03862 | 349 | 215 | 87 | 47 |
172 | You’ll be THE MAN on the moon! | 1.5183 | 0.03615 | 409 | 255 | 96 | 58 |
173 | Let me go grab some ties. | 1.5178 | 0.03651 | 394 | 244 | 96 | 54 |
174 | At lunch or at launch, this lightweight suit will make a dramatic entrance." | 1.5172 | 0.03739 | 377 | 234 | 91 | 52 |
175 | And where is the wedding? | 1.5169 | 0.03783 | 356 | 218 | 92 | 46 |
176 | No one has ever come back to complain | 1.5168 | 0.03683 | 387 | 240 | 94 | 53 |
177 | I can add a vent. | 1.5163 | 0.03617 | 337 | 195 | 110 | 32 |
178 | Plus, it's equally appropriate for climate change AND pandemic. | 1.5152 | 0.03625 | 363 | 217 | 105 | 41 |
179 | For less formal events, you can lose the cummerbund. | 1.5148 | 0.03412 | 406 | 242 | 119 | 45 |
180 | Planning a trip, Mr. Bezos? | 1.5147 | 0.03633 | 373 | 226 | 102 | 45 |
181 | I dunno…it’s so 2001 | 1.5146 | 0.03663 | 377 | 231 | 98 | 48 |
182 | For this style suit, we recommend no vent. | 1.5141 | 0.03757 | 354 | 216 | 94 | 44 |
183 | Fine, don't take my advice. But, you can't make fashion decisions in a vacuum. | 1.5141 | 0.03736 | 354 | 215 | 96 | 43 |
184 | It's so 2001. | 1.5138 | 0.03870 | 327 | 198 | 90 | 39 |
185 | We do have the charcoal-grey option if lift-off will be after Labor Day | 1.5136 | 0.03343 | 368 | 221 | 110 | 37 |
186 | This a new line that just launched. | 1.5134 | 0.03704 | 374 | 231 | 94 | 49 |
187 | Fat? You look positively weightless. | 1.5132 | 0.03641 | 380 | 233 | 99 | 48 |
188 | You're right about the zipper. | 1.5122 | 0.04004 | 328 | 205 | 78 | 45 |
189 | ....and it's 100% effective against COVID, influenza, and dating. | 1.5118 | 0.03777 | 338 | 204 | 95 | 39 |
190 | Oh yes, I'm certain. All of the self-important billionaires are wearing that this year | 1.5115 | 0.03785 | 348 | 222 | 76 | 49 |
191 | Now we just need the perfect tie. | 1.5112 | 0.03809 | 358 | 223 | 87 | 48 |
192 | It looks amazing, but you’ll still have to show proof of vaccination. | 1.5109 | 0.03750 | 368 | 229 | 90 | 49 |
193 | I assure you, it's the latest trend among billionaires. | 1.5104 | 0.03742 | 335 | 208 | 86 | 41 |
194 | Correct, you do not need to wear a face mask with this outfit. | 1.5102 | 0.03544 | 394 | 241 | 105 | 48 |
195 | Honestly, this is all I've got in a 36" neck. | 1.5088 | 0.03834 | 342 | 211 | 88 | 43 |
196 | So this is your first,in-person Covid date? | 1.5076 | 0.03877 | 329 | 202 | 87 | 40 |
197 | Just try not to sneeze | 1.5075 | 0.03849 | 335 | 206 | 88 | 41 |
198 | Space suits you | 1.5074 | 0.03967 | 337 | 213 | 77 | 47 |
199 | You look like a REAL astronaut now, Mr. Bezos! | 1.5070 | 0.03855 | 355 | 224 | 82 | 49 |
200 | This ensemble also works for sudden decompression, radiation leaks and beekeeping. | 1.5069 | 0.03745 | 361 | 224 | 91 | 46 |
201 | If you could just take one small step forward. | 1.5063 | 0.03703 | 320 | 198 | 86 | 36 |
202 | Well yes, it is dry clean only | 1.5056 | 0.03591 | 356 | 213 | 106 | 37 |
203 | Now you're ready for your date with Miss Universe. | 1.5050 | 0.04099 | 303 | 189 | 75 | 39 |
204 | Yes, this year Gucci teamed up with Fauci for what they are calling the Next Variant Line. | 1.5044 | 0.03883 | 339 | 212 | 83 | 44 |
205 | Yes, there are two options. Add a zipper, or waterproof the boots. | 1.5044 | 0.03792 | 339 | 208 | 91 | 40 |
206 | Yes, it will definitely handle the air in Manhattan, sir. | 1.5034 | 0.03898 | 298 | 178 | 90 | 30 |
207 | Fabulous-- the spitting image of a heartless billionaire! | 1.5033 | 0.04162 | 302 | 191 | 70 | 41 |
208 | Perhaps a scarf to liven things up? | 1.5031 | 0.03965 | 322 | 201 | 80 | 41 |
209 | When masks and social distancing just don't feel like enough. | 1.5030 | 0.03635 | 338 | 201 | 104 | 33 |
210 | This is from our ‘richest man alive overcompensating” collection | 1.5015 | 0.03990 | 337 | 216 | 73 | 48 |
211 | Houston, we have an inseam problem. | 1.5000 | 0.04152 | 290 | 181 | 73 | 36 |
212 | Yes, unfortunately, going to the bathroom in the suit will void the warranty. | 1.5000 | 0.03829 | 348 | 219 | 84 | 45 |
213 | It really says,'Covid, Schmovid, I'm living my life'. | 1.5000 | 0.03943 | 308 | 189 | 84 | 35 |
214 | I totally agree. The cummerbund makes the outfit. | 1.5000 | 0.03541 | 372 | 226 | 106 | 40 |
215 | You're right. It is better without lapels. | 1.5000 | 0.03731 | 332 | 201 | 96 | 35 |
216 | No, the oxygen is extra. | 1.4986 | 0.03613 | 347 | 209 | 103 | 35 |
217 | The cummerbund is timeless. | 1.4968 | 0.03932 | 312 | 193 | 83 | 36 |
218 | It works with or without the cummerbund | 1.4967 | 0.03880 | 306 | 186 | 88 | 32 |
219 | No,it actually makes you look weightless. | 1.4956 | 0.03713 | 343 | 211 | 94 | 38 |
220 | It really flatters your face. | 1.4953 | 0.04042 | 319 | 204 | 72 | 43 |
221 | So, what do you do? | 1.4953 | 0.03962 | 317 | 199 | 79 | 39 |
222 | Don’t you love how the cinched waist keeps it from screaming Space Tourist? | 1.4935 | 0.03943 | 308 | 191 | 82 | 35 |
223 | We also have it in fireman and pirate. | 1.4932 | 0.04044 | 292 | 181 | 78 | 33 |
224 | …Or you could always go with the tinfoil | 1.4918 | 0.04131 | 305 | 196 | 68 | 41 |
225 | I definitely recommend the oxygen-tank accessory. | 1.4915 | 0.04099 | 295 | 186 | 73 | 36 |
226 | I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't let out the waist. | 1.4907 | 0.03841 | 322 | 200 | 86 | 36 |
227 | We don't really sell them as separates. | 1.4905 | 0.03655 | 316 | 188 | 101 | 27 |
228 | So long as you’re off the moon by Labor Day, classic white will work. | 1.4901 | 0.03981 | 304 | 190 | 79 | 34 |
229 | It's not that stylish but it's what the teachers' union recommends for in person learning. | 1.4893 | 0.04172 | 280 | 176 | 71 | 33 |
230 | Why, yes, yes I am wearing my shoes on the wrong feet. | 1.4891 | 0.04400 | 276 | 180 | 57 | 39 |
231 | It's our best seller, we call it the ultra extreme N95. | 1.4890 | 0.04017 | 319 | 205 | 72 | 42 |
232 | I'm an accountant, but my boss told me I should dress for the job I want. | 1.4887 | 0.03960 | 309 | 194 | 79 | 36 |
233 | You'll look thinner when you're weightless. | 1.4886 | 0.03759 | 307 | 190 | 85 | 31 |
234 | Oh, trust me, when you hit 4 G’s, you’ll want that extra room in your inseam. | 1.4880 | 0.03903 | 334 | 214 | 77 | 43 |
235 | Bounce around the store, see how it feels. | 1.4878 | 0.04006 | 287 | 177 | 80 | 30 |
236 | My mom told me I should start dressing for the job I want, not the job I have. | 1.4878 | 0.03714 | 328 | 201 | 94 | 33 |
237 | It offers complete protection against every form of Covid. The only problem is eating and drinking. | 1.4876 | 0.04108 | 283 | 177 | 74 | 32 |
238 | With this suit your wife will give you all the space you need. | 1.4865 | 0.04285 | 259 | 162 | 68 | 29 |
239 | Just remove the cummerbund for a more casual look. | 1.4850 | 0.03954 | 301 | 188 | 80 | 33 |
240 | It says, "I'm bold, yet I have no faith in our environmental policies." | 1.4848 | 0.03689 | 328 | 201 | 95 | 32 |
241 | Should be good for at least the next three variants. | 1.4846 | 0.04204 | 293 | 190 | 64 | 39 |
242 | It's so 1969! | 1.4835 | 0.04023 | 273 | 167 | 80 | 26 |
243 | With this and an N95 you're ready to date again. | 1.4831 | 0.03984 | 325 | 211 | 71 | 43 |
244 | That's the Branson model. We also have the Musk and the Bezos. | 1.4828 | 0.03662 | 290 | 170 | 100 | 20 |
245 | You said you wanted to look like a Billionarie. | 1.4826 | 0.03934 | 288 | 177 | 83 | 28 |
246 | Frankly, to me it still looks a bit 1969. | 1.4821 | 0.04140 | 280 | 177 | 71 | 32 |
247 | Sir, I don't think 'men are from mars' was meant to be taken literally. | 1.4815 | 0.04122 | 270 | 168 | 74 | 28 |
248 | You have a good eye sir. Indeed, this is our bespoke N95 suit. | 1.4808 | 0.03877 | 312 | 196 | 82 | 34 |
249 | And, you can go anywhere without a mask. | 1.4806 | 0.03949 | 310 | 197 | 77 | 36 |
250 | Makes subway travel almost a pleasure. | 1.4805 | 0.04214 | 256 | 159 | 71 | 26 |
251 | May I suggest you kick it up a notch with a jet pack? | 1.4803 | 0.03784 | 304 | 186 | 90 | 28 |
252 | N95’s are so passé. | 1.4799 | 0.04122 | 273 | 176 | 63 | 32 |
253 | This suit is approved by all the major cruise lines. | 1.4796 | 0.03917 | 319 | 204 | 77 | 38 |
254 | Oh, the places you'll go! | 1.4796 | 0.04099 | 269 | 167 | 75 | 27 |
255 | Its what all the anti-vaxxers are wearing to the Trump rally! | 1.4790 | 0.04223 | 286 | 186 | 63 | 37 |
256 | It fits fine, but I still think you’ve misinterpreted the CDC guidelines. | 1.4788 | 0.04031 | 307 | 198 | 71 | 38 |
257 | You might want to know that Neil Armstrong bought his very first suit right here. | 1.4774 | 0.04098 | 266 | 165 | 75 | 26 |
258 | It just seems to lack a sense of gravity. | 1.4770 | 0.04227 | 283 | 184 | 63 | 36 |
259 | Trust me. All the cool billionaires are wearing this. | 1.4769 | 0.04190 | 281 | 181 | 66 | 34 |
260 | Just stellar. | 1.4768 | 0.03943 | 302 | 191 | 78 | 33 |
261 | Take your time. I don't want you to feel any pressure. | 1.4764 | 0.04115 | 296 | 192 | 67 | 37 |
262 | Gravity adds at least fifteen pounds. | 1.4762 | 0.04022 | 273 | 169 | 78 | 26 |
263 | Do you launch to the left or the right? | 1.4757 | 0.03958 | 309 | 198 | 75 | 36 |
264 | So who is this Hal? | 1.4756 | 0.04375 | 246 | 156 | 63 | 27 |
265 | It'll loosen up a bit once you're pressurized. | 1.4739 | 0.03911 | 287 | 178 | 82 | 27 |
266 | So, how long have you been a billionaire? | 1.4739 | 0.03877 | 306 | 193 | 81 | 32 |
267 | This suit really says “dress for the job you want.” | 1.4739 | 0.03905 | 306 | 194 | 79 | 33 |
268 | Remember, the gravity adds ten pounds. | 1.4735 | 0.04045 | 283 | 179 | 74 | 30 |
269 | It's from our dress for the job you want not the job you have collection. | 1.4735 | 0.04045 | 283 | 179 | 74 | 30 |
270 | Yes, this is what all the billionaires will be wearing this spring. | 1.4735 | 0.04167 | 283 | 183 | 66 | 34 |
271 | I think you look out of this world. | 1.4733 | 0.03740 | 281 | 168 | 93 | 20 |
272 | Dress for the job you want, right? | 1.4733 | 0.04349 | 262 | 169 | 60 | 32 |
273 | The material breathes. Is that a problem? | 1.4731 | 0.04057 | 260 | 160 | 77 | 23 |
274 | Don't worry, gravity adds 150 pounds. | 1.4729 | 0.03946 | 277 | 171 | 81 | 25 |
275 | That's one giant leap for menswear. | 1.4721 | 0.04198 | 269 | 172 | 67 | 30 |
276 | This is our most popular suit for those traveling to Florida. It's designed to keep you alive. | 1.4712 | 0.04097 | 278 | 177 | 71 | 30 |
277 | Of course there’s always a chance the CDC could change this recommendation. | 1.4700 | 0.04075 | 283 | 181 | 71 | 31 |
278 | Alterations typically take two weeks. But we can have yours ready in 10...9...8...7...6... | 1.4696 | 0.03825 | 296 | 184 | 85 | 27 |
279 | It comes with a one light-year exchange warranty | 1.4691 | 0.04065 | 275 | 174 | 73 | 28 |
280 | Go ahead. It’s fitted with a diaper. | 1.4690 | 0.04432 | 258 | 170 | 55 | 33 |
281 | You can literally go anywhere in it. | 1.4682 | 0.04050 | 267 | 167 | 75 | 25 |
282 | Slimming? You look weightless. | 1.4680 | 0.03724 | 344 | 222 | 83 | 39 |
283 | The suit looks great! No pressure though. | 1.4679 | 0.04343 | 265 | 174 | 58 | 33 |
284 | And it's authorized for all the new mutations after omicron. | 1.4677 | 0.04301 | 263 | 171 | 61 | 31 |
285 | Or you could just carry proof of vaccination when you fly. . . . | 1.4676 | 0.04128 | 278 | 179 | 68 | 31 |
286 | Yes Miss Sullivan you can go back to teaching in your classroom now. | 1.4675 | 0.04595 | 246 | 164 | 49 | 33 |
287 | Trust me, that is the new ‘look’ for billionaires | 1.4669 | 0.04259 | 272 | 178 | 61 | 33 |
288 | Go ahead, scream. No one will hear you. | 1.4667 | 0.04334 | 240 | 152 | 64 | 24 |
289 | I really think it’s going to take off. | 1.4667 | 0.04085 | 270 | 171 | 72 | 27 |
290 | The suit costs $100,000, but a trip to the moon is included. | 1.4659 | 0.04255 | 264 | 171 | 63 | 30 |
291 | Now if you’ll just take one giant step toward me, I’ll get you measured. | 1.4656 | 0.03903 | 262 | 167 | 70 | 24 |
292 | Yes, it's the newest attire for cruise ships. | 1.4656 | 0.04508 | 247 | 163 | 53 | 31 |
293 | The catheter is extra. | 1.4652 | 0.04052 | 273 | 173 | 73 | 27 |
294 | That cummerbund really makes it. | 1.4648 | 0.03842 | 284 | 176 | 84 | 24 |
295 | Trust me, you look out of this world! | 1.4646 | 0.04395 | 226 | 142 | 63 | 21 |
296 | It says billionaire AND essential worker! | 1.4643 | 0.04649 | 252 | 172 | 43 | 37 |
297 | Of course,any alterations would be fatal. | 1.4642 | 0.04408 | 265 | 177 | 53 | 35 |
298 | In this suit, you can go anywhere but the restroom. | 1.4640 | 0.04251 | 278 | 184 | 59 | 35 |
299 | You rock it. | 1.4628 | 0.04424 | 242 | 157 | 58 | 27 |
300 | A fine fit, Sir, but we still recommend the underpants be worn on the inside. | 1.4622 | 0.04711 | 238 | 161 | 44 | 33 |
301 | A zipper is extra. | 1.4622 | 0.04344 | 251 | 163 | 60 | 28 |
302 | You’re still not sure? Come on man, it’s not rocket science! | 1.4619 | 0.04507 | 236 | 154 | 55 | 27 |
303 | Airtight or your money back | 1.4619 | 0.04467 | 236 | 153 | 57 | 26 |
304 | A really nice feature of this outfit is that you don't need to bother with a mask. | 1.4609 | 0.04135 | 256 | 162 | 70 | 24 |
305 | I think space suits you. | 1.4606 | 0.04232 | 254 | 163 | 65 | 26 |
306 | I think it gives you some gravitas. | 1.4606 | 0.04197 | 241 | 151 | 69 | 21 |
307 | Where did you say your destination wedding is? | 1.4606 | 0.04319 | 241 | 154 | 63 | 24 |
308 | So, where’s the wedding? | 1.4603 | 0.04294 | 252 | 163 | 62 | 27 |
309 | Go ahead… take one small step. | 1.4603 | 0.04345 | 239 | 153 | 62 | 24 |
310 | Trust me, all the billionaires are wearing it! | 1.4597 | 0.04191 | 248 | 157 | 68 | 23 |
311 | And that’s why they call me “Tailor to the Stars!” | 1.4592 | 0.04298 | 233 | 147 | 65 | 21 |
312 | We also have this look in Earth tones for the Fall season. | 1.4591 | 0.04268 | 257 | 167 | 62 | 28 |
313 | And after Halloween, you can wear it on planes and in federal buildings." | 1.4585 | 0.04649 | 229 | 152 | 49 | 28 |
314 | The mirror adds ten pounds, but you won't have to worry about that where you're going! | 1.4583 | 0.03897 | 288 | 183 | 78 | 27 |
315 | This is from our Bezos line. I can also show you something very similar from Musk collection. | 1.4583 | 0.04114 | 264 | 168 | 69 | 26 |
316 | It’s very Blue Origin, with hints of Virgin Galactic.” | 1.4580 | 0.04275 | 238 | 151 | 65 | 22 |
317 | You wanted classic MTV, I gave you classic MTV. | 1.4579 | 0.04937 | 214 | 145 | 40 | 29 |
318 | Dress for the job that you want, I always say. | 1.4577 | 0.03904 | 284 | 180 | 78 | 26 |
319 | Are you sure the bathroom break function is on? | 1.4577 | 0.04335 | 260 | 172 | 57 | 31 |
320 | I think you look stellar. | 1.4568 | 0.04252 | 243 | 155 | 65 | 23 |
321 | Now you look like a man who's going places! | 1.4561 | 0.04343 | 239 | 154 | 61 | 24 |
322 | Ground control to Major Wow! | 1.4560 | 0.04008 | 250 | 155 | 76 | 19 |
323 | Can I interest you in an oxygen tank to go with that? | 1.4559 | 0.04059 | 272 | 175 | 70 | 27 |
324 | Is is for a special occasion? | 1.4553 | 0.03854 | 257 | 157 | 83 | 17 |
325 | Of course it's roomy. It's a space suit. | 1.4549 | 0.04326 | 255 | 168 | 58 | 29 |
326 | Where can I put my phone? | 1.4545 | 0.04141 | 242 | 152 | 70 | 20 |
327 | Sorry, I do not know if leaving Earth voids any outstanding warrants, but I do think the belt is slimming President Trump. | 1.4541 | 0.04779 | 218 | 146 | 45 | 27 |
328 | Catheter or Depends ? | 1.4537 | 0.04676 | 216 | 142 | 50 | 24 |
329 | You should get several light years out of this suit. | 1.4534 | 0.04257 | 236 | 150 | 65 | 21 |
330 | Yes, but it's one giant leap for fashion. | 1.4530 | 0.04196 | 234 | 145 | 66 | 19 |
331 | It's what all the billionaires are wearing these days. | 1.4527 | 0.04210 | 243 | 155 | 66 | 22 |
332 | Sure, you'll be weightless, but the suit adds ten pounds. | 1.4524 | 0.03867 | 294 | 189 | 77 | 28 |
333 | It's not going to feel as tight when there is no gravity | 1.4524 | 0.04063 | 252 | 159 | 72 | 21 |
334 | It looks great on me, I just don't think I'd ever really wear it. | 1.4520 | 0.04202 | 250 | 161 | 65 | 24 |
335 | Forget the catwalk, you're ready for the moon walk! | 1.4519 | 0.04341 | 239 | 155 | 60 | 24 |
336 | I'm sorry sir. The oxygen tank is sold separately. | 1.4518 | 0.04450 | 228 | 148 | 57 | 23 |
337 | It’s the latest in cruise-ship wear. | 1.4510 | 0.04877 | 204 | 136 | 44 | 24 |
338 | Now pretend to hop in slow motion. | 1.4510 | 0.04623 | 204 | 131 | 54 | 19 |
339 | Let’s take it in more. The wedding is light years away. | 1.4502 | 0.03662 | 251 | 169 | 59 | 22 |
340 | Yes, this is the metaverse. | 1.4493 | 0.04625 | 207 | 134 | 53 | 20 |
341 | You’ll practically feel weightless in this suit. | 1.4490 | 0.04183 | 245 | 157 | 66 | 22 |
342 | Unlike a KN95, this won't fog your glasses. | 1.4486 | 0.04706 | 214 | 142 | 48 | 24 |
343 | Yes. It does count as a mask. | 1.4483 | 0.04311 | 203 | 125 | 65 | 13 |
344 | It depends. What kind of atmosphere are you thinking of? | 1.4478 | 0.04419 | 230 | 150 | 57 | 23 |
345 | Where's the fly? | 1.4474 | 0.04447 | 228 | 149 | 56 | 23 |
346 | Yes, Elon’s is red. | 1.4464 | 0.04277 | 224 | 142 | 64 | 18 |
347 | Let me know if you have enough space. | 1.4462 | 0.04111 | 251 | 161 | 68 | 22 |
348 | Well, now your ready for the Republican convention. | 1.4459 | 0.04694 | 231 | 158 | 43 | 30 |
349 | Houston, we have a winner! | 1.4458 | 0.04182 | 240 | 156 | 62 | 22 |
350 | Yes. Works both remote and in-person ... no one will know if you're there or not. | 1.4452 | 0.04127 | 283 | 190 | 60 | 33 |
351 | Keep in mind that chafing is not a concern in zero gravity. | 1.4444 | 0.04808 | 216 | 147 | 42 | 27 |
352 | If you decide to get vaccinated, I have a beautiful linen suit to try on. | 1.4424 | 0.04562 | 217 | 143 | 52 | 22 |
353 | Is it true that you're going to be the first Amazon delivery man on the moon?" | 1.4417 | 0.04788 | 206 | 138 | 45 | 23 |
354 | Yes Mr Bezos, you look just like a real astronaut! | 1.4417 | 0.04323 | 240 | 158 | 58 | 24 |
355 | It's what all the billionaires are wearing. | 1.4412 | 0.04822 | 204 | 137 | 44 | 23 |
356 | And, it's 100% N95. | 1.4405 | 0.04414 | 227 | 149 | 56 | 22 |
357 | Yes Mr. Bezos. The cummerbund can be removed for casual space travel. | 1.4404 | 0.04591 | 218 | 145 | 50 | 23 |
358 | It really makes you look 60 years younger Mr. Shatner | 1.4393 | 0.04412 | 214 | 138 | 58 | 18 |
359 | Wedgie proof - as requested | 1.4392 | 0.04820 | 189 | 124 | 47 | 18 |
360 | If you should encounter life out there, I'm sure it will be impressed. | 1.4389 | 0.04499 | 221 | 146 | 53 | 22 |
361 | Complete with a bespoke titanium codpiece. | 1.4389 | 0.04289 | 221 | 144 | 58 | 19 |
362 | And it’s VERY universal. | 1.4386 | 0.04219 | 228 | 146 | 64 | 18 |
363 | You look like 188 billion bucks, Jeff. | 1.4383 | 0.04387 | 235 | 156 | 55 | 24 |
364 | Wow,it really brings out your eye. | 1.4380 | 0.04452 | 242 | 164 | 50 | 28 |
365 | I suppose you could wear it for that, but it's really great for restaurants, shops and crowded subways. | 1.4369 | 0.04531 | 206 | 134 | 54 | 18 |
366 | I don’t think boldly going where no man has gone before includes pleats. | 1.4368 | 0.04102 | 261 | 172 | 64 | 25 |
367 | Very smart, sir. Will you be wearing it out? Just a reminder to not mix up the tubes: feeding on the right, relief on the left. | 1.4353 | 0.04592 | 232 | 159 | 45 | 28 |
368 | This is the omicron fit. Classic COVID and delta are a little looser. | 1.4350 | 0.04422 | 223 | 147 | 55 | 21 |
369 | It's from our new "NOmicron" collection. | 1.4348 | 0.04717 | 207 | 139 | 46 | 22 |
370 | This is our cutting edge suit for the next COVID variant. | 1.4343 | 0.04603 | 198 | 129 | 52 | 17 |
371 | You'll be well-suited for the next variant | 1.4335 | 0.04576 | 203 | 133 | 52 | 18 |
372 | If I let out that crotch, you’ll be able to boldly go where no man has gone before. | 1.4335 | 0.04784 | 203 | 137 | 44 | 22 |
373 | Now try your small step. | 1.4332 | 0.04164 | 217 | 137 | 66 | 14 |
374 | Stunningly non-binary, if I do say so. | 1.4330 | 0.04893 | 194 | 131 | 42 | 21 |
375 | No, too long in the sleeves is a good thing in space. | 1.4329 | 0.03699 | 231 | 149 | 68 | 14 |
376 | All ready for COVID-20? | 1.4328 | 0.04177 | 238 | 155 | 63 | 20 |
377 | It’s all the rage among the unvaccinated crowd. | 1.4322 | 0.04854 | 199 | 135 | 42 | 22 |
378 | Wow! Nobody would know you are an Alien! | 1.4320 | 0.04681 | 206 | 138 | 47 | 21 |
379 | It’s from our pandemic collection. | 1.4318 | 0.04463 | 220 | 146 | 53 | 21 |
380 | You are ready for the next variant! | 1.4316 | 0.04738 | 190 | 125 | 48 | 17 |
381 | It's perfect for travel. | 1.4315 | 0.04097 | 248 | 161 | 65 | 21 |
382 | There’s also a functional arm flap for future vaccinations. | 1.4314 | 0.04396 | 204 | 131 | 58 | 15 |
383 | Sir, the billionaire-with-money-to-burn look is so in right now | 1.4313 | 0.04649 | 211 | 142 | 47 | 22 |
384 | It looks out of this world! | 1.4312 | 0.04445 | 218 | 144 | 54 | 20 |
385 | Looks like you're ready to leave your house again. | 1.4306 | 0.04327 | 216 | 140 | 59 | 17 |
386 | ...and the best part is you can drink your own urine. | 1.4304 | 0.04660 | 230 | 160 | 41 | 29 |
387 | And it conceals acne, old age, even death! | 1.4302 | 0.05069 | 179 | 121 | 39 | 19 |
388 | From our Back-to-the-office collection | 1.4302 | 0.04616 | 179 | 114 | 53 | 12 |
389 | I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that | 1.4302 | 0.04815 | 179 | 117 | 47 | 15 |
390 | Of course he looks like you. That's how mirrors work. | 1.4301 | 0.05177 | 193 | 136 | 31 | 26 |
391 | It makes you look ten light years younger | 1.4301 | 0.04854 | 193 | 130 | 43 | 19 |
392 | No worries! We can add the fly when you are back in town. | 1.4300 | 0.04729 | 200 | 134 | 46 | 20 |
393 | You said you’re still working remotely? | 1.4294 | 0.04984 | 177 | 118 | 42 | 17 |
394 | With that suit you can go where no man has gone before | 1.4292 | 0.04236 | 219 | 141 | 62 | 16 |
395 | Keep in mind you will be 40 pounds lighter on the moon. | 1.4292 | 0.04105 | 233 | 150 | 66 | 17 |
396 | The latest in post-COVID, pre-climate collapse action wear. | 1.4286 | 0.04781 | 203 | 138 | 43 | 22 |
397 | It's a great look... we'll just make a few alterations to your sense of reality. | 1.4286 | 0.04870 | 189 | 127 | 43 | 19 |
398 | You can only tell it's the women's suit design by its lack of pockets. | 1.4286 | 0.04744 | 196 | 131 | 46 | 19 |
399 | It will be great to travel again. | 1.4286 | 0.04312 | 217 | 141 | 59 | 17 |
400 | Guaranteed you'll be safe at Coachella now! | 1.4280 | 0.04199 | 236 | 155 | 61 | 20 |
401 | Dress for the mission you want, not the mission you have. | 1.4279 | 0.04630 | 215 | 146 | 46 | 23 |
402 | With this suit, no one can tell you're a dog. | 1.4279 | 0.04968 | 201 | 140 | 36 | 25 |
403 | Don't worry, where you're going no one cares how you look | 1.4278 | 0.05047 | 180 | 122 | 39 | 19 |
404 | Who’s the billionaire now sir ? | 1.4274 | 0.04598 | 234 | 163 | 42 | 29 |
405 | We call this look COVID Chic | 1.4272 | 0.04265 | 213 | 137 | 61 | 15 |
406 | You look positively out of this world! | 1.4272 | 0.04728 | 206 | 140 | 44 | 22 |
407 | It's waterproof, in case you find some. | 1.4271 | 0.04902 | 199 | 137 | 39 | 23 |
408 | We can add an oxygen tank for only $999 | 1.4271 | 0.04582 | 192 | 125 | 52 | 15 |
409 | It takes fashion to new heights. | 1.4270 | 0.04702 | 185 | 121 | 49 | 15 |
410 | I think the spanks did the trick, Mr. Shatner. | 1.4270 | 0.04961 | 178 | 119 | 42 | 17 |
411 | I'm just surprised they have you working from home. | 1.4269 | 0.05241 | 171 | 117 | 35 | 19 |
412 | Going far on your vacation, Sir? | 1.4267 | 0.04293 | 232 | 154 | 57 | 21 |
413 | Yes, it does repel Omicrons, but somehow it attracts Phi Beta Kappas. | 1.4265 | 0.04607 | 204 | 136 | 49 | 19 |
414 | I assume you won’t be needing a tie? | 1.4263 | 0.04367 | 190 | 120 | 59 | 11 |
415 | Yes,we take the Explorer Card. | 1.4254 | 0.04901 | 181 | 121 | 43 | 17 |
416 | A fly? | 1.4252 | 0.04548 | 214 | 144 | 49 | 21 |
417 | You're going to like the way your body doesn't explode in space's vacuum, I guarantee it. | 1.4249 | 0.04960 | 193 | 133 | 38 | 22 |
418 | It's also kitten-proof. | 1.4247 | 0.04924 | 186 | 126 | 41 | 19 |
419 | We’re you looking for something more down to earth? | 1.4245 | 0.04579 | 212 | 143 | 48 | 21 |
420 | Believe me, once you get to the moon, it will be a babe magnet. | 1.4242 | 0.04539 | 198 | 130 | 52 | 16 |
421 | It says more than "I'm going places", it says "I'm never coming back!" | 1.4235 | 0.04275 | 196 | 124 | 61 | 11 |
422 | So, what is the occasion? | 1.4233 | 0.04866 | 189 | 128 | 42 | 19 |
423 | It's one small step for man, and generally a medium for women. | 1.4227 | 0.04362 | 220 | 146 | 55 | 19 |
424 | Our standard charge for alterations is $1,327,958.63 | 1.4223 | 0.04824 | 206 | 143 | 39 | 24 |
425 | You and space suit each other. | 1.4221 | 0.04577 | 199 | 132 | 50 | 17 |
426 | Have you tried turning it off and back on again? | 1.4216 | 0.04497 | 204 | 135 | 52 | 17 |
427 | Overall, I think you have plenty of space. | 1.4211 | 0.03979 | 247 | 160 | 68 | 18 |
428 | I assure you, nothing could convey obscene wealth more | 1.4207 | 0.05189 | 164 | 111 | 37 | 16 |
429 | Now, on which side do you place your light saber? | 1.4206 | 0.04687 | 214 | 148 | 42 | 24 |
430 | Can I ask if you’re an astronaut or billionaire? | 1.4203 | 0.04397 | 207 | 136 | 55 | 16 |
431 | The black sash really brings the suit to life. | 1.4201 | 0.04469 | 219 | 148 | 50 | 21 |
432 | And it protects against all future variants. | 1.4199 | 0.04638 | 181 | 118 | 50 | 13 |
433 | Well don’t you just look out of this world. | 1.4199 | 0.04896 | 181 | 122 | 42 | 17 |
434 | You say this will be the farthest you have traveled to a destination wedding? | 1.4199 | 0.04769 | 181 | 120 | 46 | 15 |
435 | Would you like it airconditioned? | 1.4194 | 0.04552 | 186 | 121 | 52 | 13 |
436 | And you can pee in it. | 1.4192 | 0.04646 | 198 | 133 | 47 | 18 |
437 | What do you mean your nose itches? | 1.4190 | 0.04606 | 210 | 143 | 46 | 21 |
438 | Does this suit make me look weightless? | 1.4187 | 0.04564 | 203 | 136 | 49 | 18 |
439 | Pockets? Well, no. Why do you ask? | 1.4186 | 0.04874 | 172 | 114 | 44 | 14 |
440 | Way better than N95! | 1.4184 | 0.04680 | 196 | 132 | 46 | 18 |
441 | You, good sir, are now ready to walk the streets of New York! | 1.4183 | 0.04537 | 208 | 140 | 49 | 19 |
442 | Mr. Bezos, since you work at Amazon, you'll appreciate the built-in urinal. | 1.4180 | 0.04685 | 189 | 126 | 47 | 16 |
443 | It's our newest antivax suit. | 1.4180 | 0.04685 | 189 | 126 | 47 | 16 |
444 | I was skeptical about the cummerbund, but you rock it. | 1.4180 | 0.04803 | 189 | 128 | 43 | 18 |
445 | Are you sure this is one of the Village People? | 1.4179 | 0.04649 | 201 | 136 | 46 | 19 |
446 | Yes, but can I moonwalk in it? | 1.4175 | 0.04360 | 194 | 125 | 57 | 12 |
447 | Yes, Elon, the cummerbund is a little too much. | 1.4171 | 0.04517 | 199 | 132 | 51 | 16 |
448 | You look absolutely out of this world. | 1.4171 | 0.04589 | 211 | 144 | 46 | 21 |
449 | And it's wrinkle-free, making it ideal for travel. | 1.4167 | 0.04632 | 192 | 128 | 48 | 16 |
450 | Yes, the mirror adds twenty pounds, but earth orbit takes it right off. | 1.4163 | 0.04148 | 209 | 134 | 63 | 12 |
451 | If you could see through the visor, you'd realize how great you look in that suit. | 1.4158 | 0.04413 | 202 | 133 | 54 | 15 |
452 | And it comes with an N95 mask! | 1.4157 | 0.04887 | 178 | 120 | 42 | 16 |
453 | It should be a bit snug. Everyone loses weight up there. | 1.4157 | 0.04480 | 178 | 114 | 54 | 10 |
454 | Stellar, absolutely stellar! | 1.4156 | 0.03883 | 231 | 147 | 72 | 12 |
455 | Will monsieur be wearing it in actual outer space? | 1.4155 | 0.04392 | 207 | 137 | 54 | 16 |
456 | The latest in PPE. | 1.4154 | 0.04463 | 195 | 128 | 53 | 14 |
457 | Relax; no one at prom will know you have acne. | 1.4153 | 0.04791 | 183 | 123 | 44 | 16 |
458 | This and a booster shot should do it. | 1.4153 | 0.04914 | 183 | 125 | 40 | 18 |
459 | Would you like additional compensation padding in the crotch area, Mr. Musk? | 1.4149 | 0.04819 | 188 | 128 | 42 | 18 |
460 | You are ready for the school board meeting. | 1.4146 | 0.05254 | 164 | 113 | 34 | 17 |
461 | The great thing is you don’t have to wear a mask! | 1.4144 | 0.05075 | 181 | 126 | 35 | 20 |
462 | I promise you will look slimmer on Mars. | 1.4141 | 0.04395 | 227 | 155 | 50 | 22 |
463 | Now you tell me you have a week bladder? | 1.4140 | 0.04915 | 186 | 128 | 39 | 19 |
464 | This is all I have where the boots match the belt. | 1.4138 | 0.04898 | 174 | 117 | 42 | 15 |
465 | You'll go far in this outfit. | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
466 | It’s so you. Whatever it is that you are. | 1.4138 | 0.04396 | 203 | 134 | 54 | 15 |
467 | Covid mandate compliant AND slimming. | 1.4138 | 0.04284 | 203 | 132 | 58 | 13 |
468 | I let a little air out. | 1.4138 | 0.04613 | 203 | 138 | 46 | 19 |
469 | I couldn't follow all of NASA's guidelines but you look fabulous. | 1.4136 | 0.04526 | 191 | 126 | 51 | 14 |
470 | I can have it ready two years from Tuesday. Good? | 1.4133 | 0.04504 | 196 | 130 | 51 | 15 |
471 | John Glenn wore this to his high school reunion." | 1.4130 | 0.04770 | 184 | 124 | 44 | 16 |
472 | It's a custom blend of all the right stuff. | 1.4130 | 0.04953 | 184 | 127 | 38 | 19 |
473 | It looks like you are all ready for your cruise now. | 1.4129 | 0.04536 | 201 | 134 | 47 | 17 |
474 | The mirror adds a few light years. | 1.4128 | 0.04797 | 172 | 114 | 45 | 13 |
475 | It fits you to a T minus 10 and counting | 1.4127 | 0.04857 | 189 | 130 | 40 | 19 |
476 | It's a little out there, but it suits you. | 1.4127 | 0.04496 | 189 | 124 | 52 | 13 |
477 | Let me guess, you're an anti-vaxxer? | 1.4124 | 0.04968 | 177 | 121 | 39 | 17 |
478 | All the billionaires are wearing them this season. | 1.4124 | 0.04903 | 177 | 120 | 41 | 16 |
479 | You're ready for a night with the stars | 1.4121 | 0.04992 | 182 | 126 | 37 | 19 |
480 | I was going to buy that outfit myself. But people tell me I already look like a space cadet. | 1.4121 | 0.04398 | 199 | 131 | 54 | 14 |
481 | Full-bodied HEPA filtration is all the rage this season. | 1.4115 | 0.04030 | 209 | 133 | 66 | 10 |
482 | Now you can still tell your friends you're anti-masks. | 1.4112 | 0.04656 | 197 | 134 | 45 | 18 |
483 | You won't even need a booster | 1.4104 | 0.04263 | 212 | 140 | 57 | 15 |
484 | It comes with the vaccination port on the upper right arm. | 1.4103 | 0.05597 | 156 | 111 | 26 | 19 |
485 | Facemasks are so last year. | 1.4099 | 0.05173 | 161 | 110 | 36 | 15 |
486 | You're going to rock that red planet carpet. | 1.4098 | 0.05030 | 183 | 128 | 35 | 20 |
487 | Waste portal? Well, that’s depends. | 1.4098 | 0.04658 | 183 | 122 | 47 | 14 |
488 | I've designed for all variants | 1.4098 | 0.04658 | 183 | 122 | 47 | 14 |
489 | The cummerbund really brings it all together. | 1.4094 | 0.04954 | 171 | 116 | 40 | 15 |
490 | The mirror makes everyone lose muscle mass. | 1.4086 | 0.04541 | 186 | 123 | 50 | 13 |
491 | What could possibly go wrong, Major Tom? | 1.4086 | 0.04790 | 186 | 127 | 42 | 17 |
492 | It's all we have for the unvaccinated. | 1.4085 | 0.05176 | 164 | 113 | 35 | 16 |
493 | It makes you look like you're on your way up. | 1.4085 | 0.04646 | 213 | 149 | 41 | 23 |
494 | No, I think the Ugg boots really work with that outfit. | 1.4083 | 0.05134 | 169 | 117 | 35 | 17 |
495 | Let’s see how you look in other dimensions. | 1.4078 | 0.04728 | 179 | 120 | 45 | 14 |
496 | I don’t think it makes your head look too big . | 1.4076 | 0.04274 | 211 | 140 | 56 | 15 |
497 | Personally, I think you look out of this world. | 1.4072 | 0.03722 | 221 | 152 | 51 | 16 |
498 | A very suitable option for the unvaccinated, for sure! | 1.4072 | 0.04871 | 194 | 136 | 37 | 21 |
499 | I think you're ready for the MET Gala. | 1.4068 | 0.04897 | 177 | 121 | 40 | 16 |
500 | This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind for the launch party | 1.4064 | 0.04769 | 187 | 128 | 42 | 17 |
501 | Stellar. | 1.4062 | 0.04680 | 192 | 131 | 44 | 17 |
502 | I know you love to drink TANG, so I let out a few inches in the waist. | 1.4061 | 0.05079 | 165 | 113 | 37 | 15 |
503 | It doesn’t matter if it makes you look fat, nobody will know that it’s you. | 1.4057 | 0.05195 | 175 | 124 | 31 | 20 |
504 | Are you attending the Bezos, Musk or Branson Halloween party? | 1.4048 | 0.05083 | 168 | 116 | 36 | 16 |
505 | Big night? | 1.4048 | 0.04338 | 210 | 141 | 53 | 16 |
506 | It's a great vintage look. | 1.4046 | 0.04769 | 173 | 116 | 44 | 13 |
507 | When it comes to style you really can't beat classic travel wear. | 1.4046 | 0.04769 | 173 | 116 | 44 | 13 |
508 | The very latest look for back-to-office-Covid-uncertain-gender-neutral-#me-too-aware-end-of-the-world-also-uncertain fashion-trend. | 1.4043 | 0.04983 | 188 | 133 | 34 | 21 |
509 | You'll never have sex again, but you won't get COVID. | 1.4038 | 0.05207 | 156 | 107 | 35 | 14 |
510 | Thanks, Harold, but I still don't think this is what she meant by "give me space." | 1.4034 | 0.04913 | 176 | 121 | 39 | 16 |
511 | Hermetically sealed is the new black. | 1.4031 | 0.04694 | 191 | 131 | 43 | 17 |
512 | How much for just the urine transfer connector? | 1.4031 | 0.04694 | 191 | 131 | 43 | 17 |
513 | Now you're ready for the latest variant! | 1.4030 | 0.04635 | 201 | 139 | 43 | 19 |
514 | Covid Coutour | 1.4028 | 0.04302 | 216 | 146 | 53 | 17 |
515 | It looks great, but do you have enough space in your closet? | 1.4025 | 0.05135 | 159 | 109 | 36 | 14 |
516 | No, I have not seen the film DON’T LOOK UP. Why do you ask? | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
517 | I think you're going to love it...it's going to be no more "wear a mask," "wash your hands," " stand six feet apart. | 1.4020 | 0.04501 | 199 | 135 | 48 | 16 |
518 | And we print your vaccination dates on the front, free. | 1.4020 | 0.04585 | 204 | 141 | 44 | 19 |
519 | And here you have our Elon Musk model. It's outrageously expensive, and you can only wear it once. | 1.4012 | 0.04734 | 167 | 111 | 45 | 11 |
520 | This is much better than an N95 mask. | 1.4010 | 0.04589 | 197 | 135 | 45 | 17 |
521 | Elon Musk has one just like it. | 1.4010 | 0.04378 | 207 | 140 | 51 | 16 |
522 | What’s your line of work? | 1.4000 | 0.04352 | 205 | 138 | 52 | 15 |
523 | I also have it in blue. | 1.4000 | 0.04953 | 160 | 108 | 40 | 12 |
524 | It's the most popular look in our pandemic line. | 1.4000 | 0.04894 | 170 | 116 | 40 | 14 |
525 | Forward-looking and pandemic-friendly, this is the last suit you'll ever need! | 1.4000 | 0.04899 | 195 | 139 | 34 | 22 |
526 | Impressive, but you still need proof of vaccination. | 1.4000 | 0.04822 | 170 | 115 | 42 | 13 |
527 | When I told you I wanted to look out of this world, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.4000 | 0.04567 | 180 | 120 | 48 | 12 |
528 | In five years, everyone on Mars will be wearing it. | 1.4000 | 0.04822 | 170 | 115 | 42 | 13 |
529 | New job? | 1.4000 | 0.05146 | 155 | 106 | 36 | 13 |
530 | I think you’ll find it quite spacious. | 1.3991 | 0.04369 | 218 | 150 | 49 | 19 |
531 | Now that’s how you make a re-entrance. | 1.3990 | 0.04537 | 193 | 131 | 47 | 15 |
532 | I assure you, the vacuum seal doesn't make you look fat. | 1.3989 | 0.04316 | 178 | 115 | 55 | 8 |
533 | Does this KN95 Helmet make me look fat? | 1.3988 | 0.04832 | 173 | 118 | 41 | 14 |
534 | It's you. I think. Maybe. I can't tell. | 1.3988 | 0.04832 | 173 | 118 | 41 | 14 |
535 | Beats getting vaccinated. | 1.3987 | 0.05231 | 158 | 110 | 33 | 15 |
536 | It fits Uranus perfectly. | 1.3986 | 0.05316 | 148 | 102 | 33 | 13 |
537 | It makes you look 180 pounds lighter. | 1.3977 | 0.04773 | 176 | 120 | 42 | 14 |
538 | We recommend you wear a NASA certified diaper during fittings. | 1.3977 | 0.04840 | 176 | 121 | 40 | 15 |
539 | The cummerbund can be removed for less formal occasions | 1.3977 | 0.04799 | 171 | 116 | 42 | 13 |
540 | The cummerbund ties it all together. | 1.3976 | 0.04825 | 166 | 112 | 42 | 12 |
541 | Since Omicron, these have been selling like hotcakes. | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
542 | Now that's what I call PPE ! | 1.3971 | 0.04449 | 209 | 144 | 47 | 18 |
543 | You could definitely wear that to a party with the right atmosphere. | 1.3966 | 0.04810 | 174 | 119 | 41 | 14 |
544 | I put Dr. Fauci in one of these just last week. | 1.3966 | 0.05079 | 174 | 123 | 33 | 18 |
545 | So is this upcoming trip business or pleasure? | 1.3964 | 0.05051 | 169 | 118 | 35 | 16 |
546 | It takes light years off your age! | 1.3960 | 0.04744 | 149 | 97 | 45 | 7 |
547 | This is what all the billionaires are wearing this year. | 1.3958 | 0.04428 | 192 | 129 | 50 | 13 |
548 | It's what all the heartless billionaires are wearing this season. | 1.3957 | 0.04757 | 187 | 130 | 40 | 17 |
549 | Perfect for Zoom meetings | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
550 | No, the bridesmaids will get a clear visor. | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
551 | It's the latest CDC recommendation. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
552 | It’s the lack of gravity that’s slimming. | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
553 | No, the guy in the mirror is not laughing at you! | 1.3953 | 0.04777 | 172 | 117 | 42 | 13 |
554 | And you’ll never have to wear a mask again. | 1.3952 | 0.04533 | 210 | 147 | 43 | 20 |
555 | Yes… this the latest in PPE dinner wear | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
556 | Looks medieval....might I suggest accessorizing with the chastity belt, for your upcoming trip to Texas? | 1.3949 | 0.05328 | 157 | 111 | 30 | 16 |
557 | It's the new N-95,000 mask! | 1.3946 | 0.05592 | 147 | 105 | 26 | 16 |
558 | Look at you! You're a real astronaut, not some billionaire in a jumpsuit! | 1.3946 | 0.05592 | 147 | 105 | 26 | 16 |
559 | Sorry we can't deliver to that adress. | 1.3944 | 0.04888 | 180 | 126 | 37 | 17 |
560 | Now, no one can accuse you of being too down-to-earth. | 1.3943 | 0.04989 | 175 | 123 | 35 | 17 |
561 | Office casual" has changed a little since you were last measured | 1.3939 | 0.04840 | 165 | 112 | 41 | 12 |
562 | Guaranteed safer than a mask alone, PLUS no need to use a public bathroom! | 1.3939 | 0.04565 | 198 | 137 | 44 | 17 |
563 | Of course, for your trip, you won't be needing the warranty." | 1.3939 | 0.04916 | 165 | 112 | 39 | 13 |
564 | Astronaut? More like astro-hot, am I right? | 1.3939 | 0.04991 | 165 | 114 | 37 | 14 |
565 | Don't worry...you wear this on the A Train, and you'll have an entire car to yourself | 1.3934 | 0.04372 | 183 | 121 | 52 | 10 |
566 | Plus,you won't have to mask up. | 1.3934 | 0.04767 | 183 | 127 | 40 | 16 |
567 | No sir, I would not recommend that you fart. | 1.3931 | 0.05030 | 173 | 122 | 34 | 17 |
568 | The cummerbund really brings out your eye. | 1.3930 | 0.04570 | 201 | 140 | 43 | 18 |
569 | It's perfect for any event with no atmosphere. | 1.3929 | 0.04779 | 168 | 114 | 42 | 12 |
570 | It’s part of my nuclear winter collection. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
571 | Trust me, it accentuates your best features. | 1.3926 | 0.04641 | 163 | 108 | 46 | 9 |
572 | Now you can go as Jeff Bezos | 1.3920 | 0.04900 | 176 | 123 | 37 | 16 |
573 | That's one small alteration for a man, one giant invoice for NASA. | 1.3919 | 0.05307 | 148 | 103 | 32 | 13 |
574 | I believe it's a look you'll feel comfortable with anywhere in the galaxy. | 1.3917 | 0.04326 | 217 | 150 | 49 | 18 |
575 | You can’t even tell you’re wearing a diaper. | 1.3916 | 0.05255 | 143 | 98 | 34 | 11 |
576 | They say dress for the job you want! | 1.3916 | 0.04966 | 166 | 115 | 37 | 14 |
577 | It’s the latest release in our COVID line. | 1.3905 | 0.03666 | 210 | 149 | 45 | 15 |
578 | Trust me. No one at the space station will expect a cumberbund. | 1.3904 | 0.04811 | 187 | 131 | 37 | 18 |
579 | No, a see-through mask won't make you sexier. | 1.3902 | 0.04619 | 164 | 109 | 46 | 9 |
580 | In space nobody can see your seams. | 1.3897 | 0.05340 | 136 | 93 | 33 | 10 |
581 | Now you can enter anywhere without your vax card. | 1.3896 | 0.04988 | 154 | 105 | 38 | 11 |
582 | It’s the latest look for billionaires! | 1.3895 | 0.04755 | 190 | 134 | 38 | 18 |
583 | I got rid of the oxygen tank. It just doesn't work with your body type. | 1.3892 | 0.04641 | 167 | 112 | 45 | 10 |
584 | No, ma'am, I simply said I don't think the little green men will care if you look fat. | 1.3889 | 0.04687 | 180 | 124 | 42 | 14 |
585 | And what about your groomsmen? | 1.3889 | 0.04400 | 162 | 105 | 51 | 6 |
586 | Queer eye for the space guy | 1.3886 | 0.05047 | 175 | 125 | 32 | 18 |
587 | Um, no Jeff. We can't do French cuffs. | 1.3885 | 0.05084 | 157 | 109 | 35 | 13 |
588 | No one will know if you're wearing a mask or not! | 1.3885 | 0.04752 | 157 | 105 | 43 | 9 |
589 | The suit is a little spacious, but it looks out of this world. | 1.3879 | 0.04219 | 165 | 113 | 43 | 9 |
590 | In space no one can see the seam. | 1.3878 | 0.04773 | 147 | 97 | 43 | 7 |
591 | You absolutely have to add the codpiece! | 1.3873 | 0.04887 | 173 | 121 | 37 | 15 |
592 | It's the latest in election wear. It's meme proof, twitter proof and bullet proof. | 1.3873 | 0.04747 | 173 | 119 | 41 | 13 |
593 | I rather think we have achieved lift off, sir. | 1.3873 | 0.04676 | 173 | 118 | 43 | 12 |
594 | Will this be for business or pleasure? | 1.3873 | 0.04603 | 173 | 117 | 45 | 11 |
595 | Perfect. Now you’re ready to head to Costco. | 1.3873 | 0.05022 | 173 | 123 | 33 | 17 |
596 | So what is it this time, global warming or an asteroid? | 1.3873 | 0.04676 | 173 | 118 | 43 | 12 |
597 | You'll be over the moon wearing this | 1.3869 | 0.05308 | 137 | 94 | 33 | 10 |
598 | Ahhh -suits you well - the ultimate Vacuous Space Billionaire! | 1.3867 | 0.04600 | 181 | 124 | 44 | 13 |
599 | No, the jet pack is not included. | 1.3867 | 0.05075 | 150 | 103 | 36 | 11 |
600 | To infinity and beyond? Nope, haven't heard that...since lunch. | 1.3865 | 0.04871 | 163 | 111 | 38 | 12 |
601 | Tres chic formal ware for at least the next three pandemics. | 1.3865 | 0.04793 | 163 | 111 | 41 | 11 |
602 | And, of course, you'll be wanting the optional air supply vest. | 1.3864 | 0.05024 | 176 | 126 | 32 | 18 |
603 | I said I wanted a suit with space, not for space | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
604 | It's much more fashionable than Elon's or Jeff's | 1.3864 | 0.04620 | 176 | 120 | 44 | 12 |
605 | Maybe I’ll just go with a KN95 instead. | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
606 | It makes you look six times lighter. | 1.3862 | 0.05103 | 145 | 99 | 36 | 10 |
607 | Versace, we have a problem. | 1.3861 | 0.04895 | 158 | 108 | 39 | 11 |
608 | The mirror adds zero gravity. | 1.3860 | 0.04711 | 171 | 117 | 42 | 12 |
609 | Honestly, Mr. Bezos, you still look like a d-bag. | 1.3859 | 0.04923 | 184 | 132 | 33 | 19 |
610 | You’re gonna love it. Whether you’re back in your cubicle or still working from home, nobody’ll know if you’re in there or not. | 1.3858 | 0.04683 | 197 | 140 | 38 | 19 |
611 | If I'm not mistaken, this is from a line that launched last spring. | 1.3856 | 0.04830 | 153 | 103 | 41 | 9 |
612 | Now the only person you can get covid from is yourself. | 1.3856 | 0.05174 | 153 | 107 | 33 | 13 |
613 | It’s this season’s must have for the next variant. | 1.3855 | 0.04884 | 166 | 115 | 38 | 13 |
614 | To me, it says “Climate Change Trend Setter”. | 1.3855 | 0.04454 | 166 | 112 | 45 | 9 |
615 | It's quite popular with my billionaire customers. | 1.3855 | 0.04767 | 179 | 125 | 39 | 15 |
616 | No, I do not think wearing a coordinating cummerbund is too matchy-matchy. | 1.3855 | 0.04832 | 179 | 126 | 37 | 16 |
617 | Do I hear you humming, 'Fly Me to the Moon'? | 1.3855 | 0.04767 | 179 | 125 | 39 | 15 |
618 | It’ll loosen up once you’re in orbit. | 1.3855 | 0.04961 | 179 | 128 | 33 | 18 |
619 | Well you look out of this world | 1.3854 | 0.04714 | 192 | 136 | 38 | 18 |
620 | Going on a trip? | 1.3846 | 0.05105 | 169 | 121 | 31 | 17 |
621 | True, but covid masks are so last year. | 1.3846 | 0.04766 | 156 | 105 | 42 | 9 |
622 | Believe me, you'll take off in that outfit. | 1.3846 | 0.04748 | 169 | 116 | 41 | 12 |
623 | You'll be the envy of all the climate crisis survivors. | 1.3841 | 0.05073 | 164 | 116 | 33 | 15 |
624 | With this on, both indoor and outdoor seating becomes an option. | 1.3841 | 0.05220 | 151 | 106 | 32 | 13 |
625 | Will you be taking small steps or giant leaps? | 1.3841 | 0.05304 | 151 | 107 | 30 | 14 |
626 | It is guaranteed to be 71% more effective than a cloth mask, and much more stylish. | 1.3838 | 0.04190 | 185 | 126 | 45 | 11 |
627 | What's the occasion? | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
628 | You really want to get out of the city this weekend! | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
629 | We call it the Covid tuxedo. | 1.3836 | 0.05258 | 146 | 102 | 32 | 12 |
630 | But does it say ‘real astronaut’? | 1.3833 | 0.04545 | 180 | 128 | 37 | 15 |
631 | It's a little bulkier than your cruise ship apparel ,but you'll understand why when your ship leaves. | 1.3831 | 0.04532 | 154 | 101 | 47 | 6 |
632 | You can obviously tell it is not off the rack. | 1.3831 | 0.04978 | 154 | 106 | 37 | 11 |
633 | Don't worry . Mr. Bezos I'll shorten it so you can see out the helmet | 1.3830 | 0.04663 | 188 | 132 | 40 | 16 |
634 | It's surprisingly breathable. | 1.3820 | 0.04578 | 178 | 122 | 44 | 12 |
635 | It looks great! But how does it fit on Uranus? | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
636 | It's the latest from out COVID Omega line. | 1.3817 | 0.04442 | 186 | 127 | 47 | 12 |
637 | We call it, “The Billionaire” | 1.3816 | 0.04408 | 207 | 145 | 45 | 17 |
638 | Weightless doesn't have to equal shapeless. | 1.3816 | 0.04434 | 207 | 148 | 40 | 19 |
639 | Oh yesss, that’s what all the space billionaires are wearing this season! | 1.3816 | 0.05192 | 152 | 107 | 32 | 13 |
640 | It’s supposed to be an upgrade from the N95. | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
641 | It's what all the billionaires are wearing now for their earth-to-moon round trip vacations. | 1.3812 | 0.04788 | 181 | 128 | 37 | 16 |
642 | I know you just asked for a Covid-19 mask, but we're finding this gives somewhat better protection. | 1.3806 | 0.04867 | 155 | 106 | 39 | 10 |
643 | No, like really, really far out | 1.3804 | 0.04473 | 184 | 126 | 46 | 12 |
644 | So far no one came back to complain. | 1.3803 | 0.05805 | 142 | 105 | 20 | 17 |
645 | And there's a money-back guarantee if it leaks. | 1.3799 | 0.04759 | 179 | 126 | 38 | 15 |
646 | Perfect! Now show me a matching swimsuit. | 1.3797 | 0.04718 | 158 | 107 | 42 | 9 |
647 | So where’s the honeymoon? | 1.3797 | 0.04454 | 158 | 104 | 48 | 6 |
648 | I don’t know—it’s awfully expensive for a suit I’ll only get to wear one time. | 1.3797 | 0.05048 | 158 | 111 | 34 | 13 |
649 | And in zero gravity you’ll feel slimmer too! | 1.3797 | 0.04357 | 187 | 127 | 49 | 11 |
650 | If you add a dinner jacket, you’ll have a mix-and-match travel wardrobe, | 1.3796 | 0.05296 | 137 | 95 | 32 | 10 |
651 | I appreciate how you’ve decided to take “Men are from Mars” to a whole new level. | 1.3795 | 0.04723 | 166 | 114 | 41 | 11 |
652 | You're more you than you've ever been, Major Tom! | 1.3791 | 0.04437 | 182 | 124 | 47 | 11 |
653 | And did I mention? Mask mandates will no longer apply! | 1.3789 | 0.05134 | 161 | 115 | 31 | 15 |
654 | Now you’re prepared to boldly go back to teaching in person. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
655 | It’s not too…out there? | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
656 | So what’s the occassion ? | 1.3784 | 0.05019 | 148 | 102 | 36 | 10 |
657 | In space, no one can see your seam. | 1.3784 | 0.04320 | 185 | 125 | 50 | 10 |
658 | I'm not so sure about the blackface. | 1.3782 | 0.04842 | 156 | 107 | 39 | 10 |
659 | I love when the shoes match the belt. | 1.3780 | 0.04600 | 164 | 111 | 44 | 9 |
660 | And the best part is, you’ll never need a Covid test! | 1.3780 | 0.04838 | 164 | 114 | 38 | 12 |
661 | The pants legs are definitely too long. I can hear them now..."Take me up, Scotty" | 1.3778 | 0.04537 | 180 | 124 | 44 | 12 |
662 | Closed-toe shoe for this. Definitely. | 1.3776 | 0.05326 | 143 | 101 | 30 | 12 |
663 | Is the fabric breathable? Well, yes and no. | 1.3775 | 0.04949 | 151 | 104 | 37 | 10 |
664 | Major Tom, you've really made the grade. | 1.3775 | 0.04768 | 151 | 102 | 41 | 8 |
665 | It's what everybody's wearing for the Spring variant of the virus! | 1.3772 | 0.04851 | 167 | 117 | 37 | 13 |
666 | At last I can call myself a tailor to the stars! | 1.3772 | 0.05140 | 167 | 121 | 29 | 17 |
667 | This hazmat is bullet-proof, antiviral, and defies facial image recognition. | 1.3772 | 0.04776 | 167 | 116 | 39 | 12 |
668 | You'll be the safest dude at the prom. | 1.3771 | 0.04967 | 175 | 126 | 32 | 17 |
669 | In space, no one can tell your butt is big. | 1.3769 | 0.05489 | 130 | 91 | 29 | 10 |
670 | I think we can consider that Space Force interview nailed. | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
671 | Monsieur Bezos, you should have thought of that before you tried on zee suit. | 1.3766 | 0.04882 | 154 | 106 | 38 | 10 |
672 | Does this helmet make my butt look small? | 1.3765 | 0.05182 | 162 | 117 | 29 | 16 |
673 | And you didn't think you could wear white after Labor Day. | 1.3759 | 0.05471 | 141 | 101 | 27 | 13 |
674 | Sure, we can have it ready in time for lift-off. | 1.3759 | 0.05136 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
675 | I think it could use an asteroid belt. | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
676 | Why the blank expression? | 1.3758 | 0.05301 | 157 | 114 | 27 | 16 |
677 | I wish you could see how good you look. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
678 | Last season's collection was more down to earth. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
679 | One small step for a tailor. One giant step for haberdashery. | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 107 | 41 | 9 |
680 | We might do shoulder pads. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
681 | And you could also dress it up for evening with the metallic boots | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
682 | It makes you look weightless. | 1.3758 | 0.04371 | 165 | 117 | 37 | 11 |
683 | Maybe try without the helmet? Chanel said to take one thing off before you leave the airlock. | 1.3750 | 0.05546 | 128 | 90 | 28 | 10 |
684 | I can also dress you for the job you have. | 1.3750 | 0.05227 | 160 | 116 | 28 | 16 |
685 | If you like this outfit, you'll love our next big launch. | 1.3750 | 0.04386 | 176 | 119 | 48 | 9 |
686 | Oxygen tanks? You never mentioned oxygen tanks. | 1.3750 | 0.04877 | 176 | 126 | 34 | 16 |
687 | It’s one giant leap for menswear. | 1.3750 | 0.05109 | 144 | 100 | 34 | 10 |
688 | No, I don't think it's too revealing | 1.3750 | 0.04586 | 160 | 113 | 36 | 11 |
689 | It screams out of this world, doesn't it | 1.3743 | 0.04617 | 179 | 125 | 41 | 13 |
690 | A little secret......your savings on make-up will actually pay for the outfit. | 1.3743 | 0.04694 | 171 | 119 | 40 | 12 |
691 | Well, it's not as effective as the N95 mask, but it is washable and stain resistant. | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
692 | Going somewhere? | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
693 | And I can assure you that the included underwear won't bind upon reentry. | 1.3742 | 0.05270 | 155 | 112 | 28 | 15 |
694 | Really, no need for alterations; it's universal fit. | 1.3732 | 0.04958 | 142 | 97 | 37 | 8 |
695 | You will look much slimmer when you add oxygen tanks | 1.3725 | 0.04626 | 153 | 103 | 43 | 7 |
696 | You did ask for something that will take you far. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
697 | It's a cummerbund. | 1.3723 | 0.04586 | 188 | 133 | 40 | 15 |
698 | Do you have anything a little more casual for the apocalypse? | 1.3722 | 0.05047 | 180 | 133 | 27 | 20 |
699 | Hmmmmm.....Lets see if i've got that in an earth tone | 1.3720 | 0.04507 | 164 | 111 | 45 | 8 |
700 | One small stitch for me, one giant bill for you. | 1.3720 | 0.04750 | 164 | 114 | 39 | 11 |
701 | You look out of this world. | 1.3718 | 0.04831 | 156 | 108 | 38 | 10 |
702 | This is what all the billionaires are wearing into space this year. | 1.3718 | 0.04335 | 156 | 110 | 37 | 9 |
703 | It's all the rage with billionaires in space. | 1.3718 | 0.04999 | 156 | 110 | 34 | 12 |
704 | Still can't believe they made you buy your own suit ma'am. | 1.3714 | 0.05397 | 140 | 100 | 28 | 12 |
705 | So, where are you going? | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 94 | 27 | 11 |
706 | Didn't think you'd be back so soon! What's wrong? | 1.3710 | 0.05891 | 124 | 90 | 22 | 12 |
707 | Absolutely. Mylar is so hot right now. | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
708 | The mask is for COVID, and the suit is for anti-vaxxers | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
709 | All the billionaires have them. | 1.3706 | 0.04780 | 170 | 120 | 37 | 13 |
710 | It’s the latest in “back-to-office-wear.” | 1.3704 | 0.04787 | 162 | 113 | 38 | 11 |
711 | Is that a rocket in your pocket? | 1.3704 | 0.04787 | 162 | 113 | 38 | 11 |
712 | Yes, the cummerbund definitely completes this ensemble. | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
713 | Yes Sir, the suit is a tight fit right now but on the Moon you will only weigh 26 pounds. | 1.3696 | 0.04252 | 184 | 125 | 50 | 9 |
714 | And for another billion, we can make the gloves in black as well! | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
715 | You’re ready to kick asteroid. | 1.3694 | 0.05214 | 157 | 114 | 28 | 15 |
716 | And it has enough air inside to survive a complete subway trip. | 1.3693 | 0.04868 | 176 | 127 | 33 | 16 |
717 | I always recommend leaving a little extra space for the diaper. | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
718 | The CDC requires that it is airtight. | 1.3687 | 0.05141 | 160 | 116 | 29 | 15 |
719 | Yes, you do need this to go to the Knicks game. | 1.3687 | 0.05292 | 160 | 118 | 25 | 17 |
720 | How does it breathe? | 1.3684 | 0.04381 | 171 | 116 | 47 | 8 |
721 | It also comes in Bowie blue if silver isn't your thing. | 1.3684 | 0.04535 | 171 | 118 | 43 | 10 |
722 | On the plus side, you'll never catch Covid. | 1.3684 | 0.04638 | 152 | 103 | 42 | 7 |
723 | I remember you asking specifically for something, 'out of this world'. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
724 | This should give you all the Covid protection you need---until you have to go to the bathroom. | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
725 | With this, you can survive TEN pandemics! | 1.3681 | 0.04842 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
726 | We can have the alterations done by the next School Board Meeting. | 1.3681 | 0.05071 | 163 | 118 | 30 | 15 |
727 | I was trying for George Clooney, but I’m getting more Jeff Bezos | 1.3681 | 0.04763 | 163 | 114 | 38 | 11 |
728 | Trust me, you'll be the best-dressed man at the black-hole affair. | 1.3681 | 0.04683 | 163 | 113 | 40 | 10 |
729 | Space!? Oh no, I'm just using it for groceries. | 1.3677 | 0.05260 | 155 | 113 | 27 | 15 |
730 | You are not going to dance, are you? | 1.3677 | 0.04845 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 10 |
731 | That polycarbonate solar visor really brings out your eyes. | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
732 | So, midlife crisis or Burning Man? | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
733 | That will be perfect for that new restaurant,it has great food but no atmosphere. | 1.3672 | 0.04711 | 177 | 126 | 37 | 14 |
734 | And with a couple of decals you won't come off as virus paranoid so much as cosplay ready. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
735 | Everyone on Mars is wearing one. | 1.3669 | 0.04720 | 169 | 119 | 38 | 12 |
736 | I tightened the torso so you won't get that unsightly muffin top from zero gravity. | 1.3669 | 0.04645 | 169 | 118 | 40 | 11 |
737 | Is this for a special occasion or just to wear to the office? | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
738 | Does it come with a hole in the crotch? | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
739 | It’s you. Even if no one can tell who you are. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
740 | And you can dress it down with a sports coat. | 1.3665 | 0.04720 | 161 | 112 | 39 | 10 |
741 | This is from my new capsule collection. | 1.3665 | 0.04960 | 161 | 115 | 33 | 13 |
742 | It says... 'I OWN this planet! | 1.3664 | 0.05107 | 131 | 90 | 34 | 7 |
743 | Ground control is gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it! | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
744 | Looking good Major Tom. Have a great flight... | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
745 | It’s what we recommend for the style-conscious unvaccinated. | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
746 | You simply look out of this world! | 1.3659 | 0.04497 | 164 | 112 | 44 | 8 |
747 | The fabric really lets you breathe. | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
748 | you're not from here, are you ? | 1.3657 | 0.05248 | 134 | 94 | 31 | 9 |
749 | The new Omicron suit is our most popular. | 1.3657 | 0.05659 | 134 | 98 | 23 | 13 |
750 | See? Plenty of space! | 1.3656 | 0.04515 | 186 | 132 | 37 | 14 |
751 | Yes, the cummerbund is absolutely what you needed to tie the boots and faceplate together! | 1.3653 | 0.04979 | 167 | 121 | 31 | 15 |
752 | Yes - the cummerbund makes you look slimmer - and lower gravity makes you lose a few pounds. | 1.3653 | 0.04523 | 167 | 115 | 43 | 9 |
753 | Absolutely, the latest for in-office wear. | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
754 | No, sorry, it doesn't come in paisley. | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
755 | It looks fabulous on you, Dr. Fauci. | 1.3650 | 0.05371 | 137 | 98 | 28 | 11 |
756 | I get that you need it by your Friday 'launch date', but I've got a Chewbacca, a Baby Yoda and two Darth Vader costume alterations to take care of first | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
757 | Trip to the moon or fencing, it's perfect | 1.3648 | 0.04757 | 159 | 111 | 38 | 10 |
758 | You can’t put a price tag on the most important day of your life. | 1.3648 | 0.05002 | 159 | 114 | 32 | 13 |
759 | Compared to the ticket, it"s a bargin. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 140 | 101 | 27 | 12 |
760 | That'll get you one small step outside. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
761 | Yes, using the Men's Room before suiting up is recommended. | 1.3642 | 0.04856 | 162 | 115 | 35 | 12 |
762 | Sure. We can lower the crotch a little. | 1.3642 | 0.04777 | 162 | 114 | 37 | 11 |
763 | And you won't care should the party lack atmosphere. | 1.3642 | 0.04856 | 162 | 115 | 35 | 12 |
764 | This is not what I meant when I said “I need some space in my suit.” | 1.3636 | 0.05197 | 154 | 112 | 28 | 14 |
765 | I think it's between this one or the Davy Crockett. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
766 | And it’s infused with copper to reduce odors | 1.3636 | 0.05574 | 143 | 106 | 22 | 15 |
767 | You’re gonna like the way you moonwalk, I guarantee it. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
768 | Would not have been my choice but I'm not going to Mars. | 1.3631 | 0.04422 | 168 | 115 | 45 | 8 |
769 | You said you wanted to 'Boldly Go.' | 1.3629 | 0.05412 | 124 | 87 | 29 | 8 |
770 | It will give you more space. | 1.3625 | 0.04815 | 160 | 113 | 36 | 11 |
771 | And of course we do offer a lifetime warranty against wardrobe malfunctions. | 1.3625 | 0.05207 | 160 | 118 | 26 | 16 |
772 | If this doesn't get you laid at Comicon you might as well just fold up your dick and join the Proud Boys. | 1.3624 | 0.05321 | 149 | 109 | 26 | 14 |
773 | Now that's a power suit. | 1.3623 | 0.05033 | 138 | 96 | 34 | 8 |
774 | It tells the world you're ready for adventure, but won't forget your human side. | 1.3620 | 0.04672 | 163 | 114 | 39 | 10 |
775 | Of course British fabrics feel stiff at first, but they break in beautifully. | 1.3613 | 0.04834 | 155 | 109 | 36 | 10 |
776 | It’s functional and nobody will guess you’re from Hoboken. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
777 | We have darker models, of course, for extravehicular excursions after Labor Day. | 1.3609 | 0.04857 | 169 | 122 | 33 | 14 |
778 | It's much more effective than an N95 mask. | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
779 | I was hoping I’d look more like Matt Damon. | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
780 | Can you make this fit more like pajamas? | 1.3605 | 0.05011 | 147 | 104 | 33 | 10 |
781 | There! Now you look like the CEO of a billion dollar company. | 1.3605 | 0.04427 | 172 | 119 | 44 | 9 |
782 | Just add a bow tie and you will be the talk of the Space Station. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
783 | The Extended Warranty gives you 100 'Small Steps' and 10 'Giant Leaps' . | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
784 | I don’t think that’s an extreme response to the pandemic at all. | 1.3602 | 0.04454 | 161 | 110 | 44 | 7 |
785 | You were right about the empire waist, Mr. Bezos. | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
786 | I can either take in the waist or let out some gravity. | 1.3595 | 0.05047 | 153 | 110 | 31 | 12 |
787 | I promise. Even in zero gravity, it will not make your butt look big. | 1.3594 | 0.05735 | 128 | 94 | 22 | 12 |
788 | And we also have that in Dark Matter | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
789 | Does this come with a cape? | 1.3593 | 0.04821 | 167 | 120 | 34 | 13 |
790 | This is what all of the megalomaniacs are wearing this year, sir. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
791 | Do you know what color dress she'll be wearing? | 1.3588 | 0.05091 | 131 | 91 | 33 | 7 |
792 | Who’s the lucky lady? | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
793 | And in vacuum environments you will look even slimmer! | 1.3586 | 0.04230 | 145 | 102 | 30 | 8 |
794 | “Except for the indispensable breathing device, that I’m holding in my back, everything is free. | 1.3584 | 0.04773 | 173 | 125 | 34 | 14 |
795 | And it comes with pockets. | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
796 | And this suit says "I'm the kind of guy who shoots off into space just for fun regardless of the cost to the earth and the poor suckers I made my billions off" | 1.3581 | 0.05339 | 148 | 109 | 25 | 14 |
797 | I know, I know, it is expensive, but you don’t have to pay until you get back… | 1.3576 | 0.05003 | 151 | 108 | 32 | 11 |
798 | Remember, zero-g is very slimming. | 1.3576 | 0.04705 | 165 | 117 | 37 | 11 |
799 | It's not a spacesuit. It's a climate-change onesie. | 1.3571 | 0.04577 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
800 | And it is approved by the teacher's union in most states! | 1.3571 | 0.05459 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
801 | Who's the lucky alien? | 1.3567 | 0.04609 | 157 | 109 | 40 | 8 |
802 | It’s a bit snug now but it’ll fit like a glove on Mars. | 1.3566 | 0.04903 | 143 | 100 | 35 | 8 |
803 | The billionaire suit. | 1.3566 | 0.05369 | 129 | 92 | 28 | 9 |
804 | But look how small your waist is! | 1.3562 | 0.04464 | 160 | 110 | 43 | 7 |
805 | Let me know what you think in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . . | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
806 | But does it make me look like Tom Hanks? | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
807 | ''I'm just not sure about the color.'' | 1.3558 | 0.04821 | 163 | 117 | 34 | 12 |
808 | Trust me, when you get there you'll feel 83% lighter. | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
809 | We call it climate forward fashion. | 1.3557 | 0.04575 | 149 | 102 | 41 | 6 |
810 | Are you going for the John Glenn fit, or more of the Neil Armstrong? | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
811 | NASA says you wont need a zipper, sir." | 1.3554 | 0.04482 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
812 | The Ultimate COVID Suit! | 1.3548 | 0.04907 | 155 | 111 | 33 | 11 |
813 | Can I interest you in an asteroid belt? | 1.3546 | 0.05046 | 141 | 100 | 32 | 9 |
814 | and... if we let anything out, you die | 1.3543 | 0.05758 | 127 | 94 | 21 | 12 |
815 | Oh that is out of this world! | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
816 | And you think my hair looks funny? | 1.3540 | 0.04778 | 161 | 115 | 35 | 11 |
817 | It's a little tight across the asteroid . . . | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
818 | Without the oxygen tanks, it takes your breath away. | 1.3533 | 0.04958 | 167 | 123 | 29 | 15 |
819 | Fit's you to a G. | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
820 | The pandemic has been good for business. | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
821 | You can wear this on flights and do not have to wear a mask. | 1.3525 | 0.05040 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
822 | It does hide wrinkles. | 1.3525 | 0.05926 | 122 | 91 | 19 | 12 |
823 | Told you I'd have it ready for your gender reveal party. | 1.3525 | 0.05693 | 122 | 89 | 23 | 10 |
824 | The “urine to potable water filter” is an inspired detail. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
825 | Why are these things always so formal. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
826 | Any special occasions coming up? | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
827 | It's one small step for man, one giant charge on my credit card. | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
828 | I said I wanted my outfit to make a buzz, not look like one. | 1.3516 | 0.05826 | 128 | 96 | 19 | 13 |
829 | It definitely puts the Hawaiian shirt to shame. | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
830 | Look, you asked for a suit that was out of this world.... | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
831 | ' Not overkill ; a bubble would be overkill! ' | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
832 | The thickness of the suit should muffle the diaper sound. | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
833 | Ten G's for us, Zero-G's for you. | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
834 | Where did you say you were going? | 1.3504 | 0.05472 | 117 | 83 | 27 | 7 |
835 | It's the hottest trend in apparel for teachers | 1.3504 | 0.05343 | 137 | 100 | 26 | 11 |
836 | It's perfect! You won't catch even a sniffle from your students now! | 1.3504 | 0.05032 | 137 | 97 | 32 | 8 |
837 | Now everyone will totally forget you're bald, Mr. Bezos. | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
838 | Sir, I think this outfit screams billionaire. | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
839 | Does it come with a larger codpiece? | 1.3500 | 0.04708 | 160 | 114 | 36 | 10 |
840 | It's a whole new back-to-school look. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
841 | Sure, I can alter anything. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
842 | Indeed, sir, why not ransack and colonize a new planet? There are certainly no problems left here. Now, shall I ship it to you Prime? | 1.3500 | 0.05452 | 140 | 104 | 23 | 13 |
843 | It’ll protect you from COVID, climate change, and other top headlines. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
844 | Is there something going on I should know about? You're the fourth guy in here this week asking me to sew a different patch on their suit. | 1.3500 | 0.04801 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
845 | ‘Keep in mind, the mirror adds one G.” | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
846 | Trust me. All spacemen dress left. Something about gravity. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
847 | Oxygen supply is optional. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
848 | Attending your kid's school board meeting tonight? Yes, I would say you're pretty well protected, sir. | 1.3492 | 0.05079 | 126 | 88 | 32 | 6 |
849 | I told you I could make you look ‘out of this world’! | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
850 | Elon, Way cooler than that hat Bezos wore. | 1.3487 | 0.04645 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
851 | Sir, trust me, the entire church will be riveted on your daughter when you walk her down the aisle. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
852 | No, you won't need to wear a mask in restaurants. | 1.3484 | 0.05063 | 155 | 114 | 28 | 13 |
853 | This is from our future pandemic line of men’s suits | 1.3484 | 0.04351 | 155 | 106 | 44 | 5 |
854 | It’ll look better in zero gravity | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
855 | And it’s made from the finest Kevlar from northern Virginia… | 1.3482 | 0.06176 | 112 | 84 | 17 | 11 |
856 | A cowboy hat will be extra. | 1.3482 | 0.05910 | 112 | 82 | 21 | 9 |
857 | More space? | 1.3478 | 0.05082 | 161 | 120 | 26 | 15 |
858 | This isn’t what I meant when I said I needed more space in my suit. | 1.3478 | 0.04927 | 161 | 118 | 30 | 13 |
859 | It brings out your eyes. | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
860 | I have to say, these destination weddings get crazier every year. | 1.3476 | 0.04461 | 164 | 115 | 41 | 8 |
861 | I can't see anything. Does it come with a clear helmet? | 1.3475 | 0.05160 | 118 | 81 | 31 | 5 |
862 | Honestly, you look just like John Glenn in that suit. | 1.3473 | 0.04408 | 167 | 117 | 42 | 8 |
863 | Best Witness Protection ever! | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
864 | The Depends are extra ! | 1.3467 | 0.04535 | 150 | 104 | 40 | 6 |
865 | Do you dress orbitally or retrograde? | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
866 | The guarantee is against the next variant - no matter what it is. | 1.3465 | 0.05289 | 127 | 91 | 28 | 8 |
867 | It's the perfect outfit for any super-spreader event, anywhere in the universe. | 1.3464 | 0.05021 | 153 | 112 | 29 | 12 |
868 | Man, you look out of this world | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
869 | Zippers! The instructions were to make it fit. Nothing was ever said about getting out of it. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
870 | I think that look is really going to take off! | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
871 | Yes, my weight will be less in space, but this crotch is still too tight for my mass. | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 32 | 11 |
872 | Lunch party? Well I could swear you said launch party. Joe Battaglia Fallbrook CA | 1.3459 | 0.04838 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
873 | Mobility is not great, but fashion is not about confort. | 1.3459 | 0.05011 | 133 | 94 | 32 | 7 |
874 | Have you tried the carbon fiber inseam diaper yet? | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
875 | This outfit works in any space. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
876 | Don't be ridiculous. When you get to the jam, they'll know you're white right away. | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
877 | I think this look is going to really take off. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
878 | The sleeve buttons are functional; they contact Mission Control. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
879 | The cummerbund was an elegant choice. | 1.3451 | 0.04901 | 142 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
880 | You said you wanted something out of this world. | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
881 | I'm not supposed to share this, but Aldrin will definitely be wearing a cummerbund. | 1.3446 | 0.04669 | 148 | 104 | 37 | 7 |
882 | And matching oxygen tanks are on sale 50% off. | 1.3444 | 0.04796 | 151 | 108 | 34 | 9 |
883 | And it protects against both Delta and Omicron variants | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
884 | Is the fit to your liking Mr. Musk? | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
885 | Hermetically sealed is always in style, sir. | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
886 | I'm a bit like Ralph Lauren "I don't design clothes. I design dreams." | 1.3440 | 0.04965 | 125 | 87 | 33 | 5 |
887 | I specifically asked for pleated pants. | 1.3440 | 0.05218 | 125 | 89 | 29 | 7 |
888 | Sorry. Transparency is on back order. | 1.3439 | 0.04671 | 157 | 112 | 36 | 9 |
889 | And it's guaranteed for life. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
890 | It's what all the teachers are wearing! | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
891 | Yeah okay...lose the cummerbund ! | 1.3438 | 0.04525 | 160 | 113 | 39 | 8 |
892 | Let me guess… going back to school? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
893 | Yes, I'm afraid it does make one's asteroid look bigger. | 1.3431 | 0.05525 | 137 | 103 | 21 | 13 |
894 | These Covid mandates are a bear aren't they? | 1.3429 | 0.05245 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
895 | What made you think we didn't have oxygen on this planet? | 1.3426 | 0.05289 | 108 | 75 | 29 | 4 |
896 | Very Well. If the 'Giant Leap' suit is too costly, may I show you something from our 'Small Step' collection? | 1.3425 | 0.05274 | 146 | 109 | 24 | 13 |
897 | These are all the rage in the metaverse. | 1.3425 | 0.04706 | 146 | 103 | 36 | 7 |
898 | Have a themed wedding," they said. "You can always wear the suit again later at other events," they said | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
899 | And the adult diaper insert is absolutely unnoticeable! | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
900 | If you take it off, re-entry will be tough. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
901 | You want to wear it home? | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
902 | Which planet are you going to ? | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
903 | The fin on the back gives you a sexy-sixty hunch. | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
904 | Sorry Mr. Bezos,those are the highest platform moon boots we sell | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
905 | In space, nobody knows you're a dog. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
906 | Bathroom, down the hall, first door on your left. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
907 | I thought you wanted to look like a billionaire. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
908 | Regular tights are last year. This season air tight is what's hot. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
909 | Destination weddings, amirite? | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
910 | 'This year we are taking one giant leap in fashion.' | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
911 | Now you're ready for vacation, Mr. Bezos! | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
912 | I think you’ll like the cummerbund once you try on the pants. | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
913 | Yes Mr. Cruise, this is the outfit everybody who refuses to get vaccinated will be wearing while making your next picture. | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
914 | But the N95 masks are less confining, and still retain your privacy. | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
915 | An added plus, no need for sunscreen--EVER | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
916 | I recommended one in black for formal launches | 1.3404 | 0.04594 | 141 | 98 | 38 | 5 |
917 | So are you wedded to the helmet? | 1.3401 | 0.05331 | 147 | 111 | 22 | 14 |
918 | It's our new pandemic fit. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
919 | Is now a bad time to say I hate it? | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
920 | And this is THE look for health care workers this year, 2025!! | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
921 | We can't do blasters Mr. Bezos, how about a nice pocket square? | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
922 | The next size up may give you a bit more space? | 1.3396 | 0.04707 | 159 | 115 | 34 | 10 |
923 | Is this for you or your avatar? | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
924 | Mnmgnm mbbm mngmn? | 1.3393 | 0.06024 | 112 | 84 | 18 | 10 |
925 | This will never go out of style. The design hasn't changed since the 60s. | 1.3393 | 0.04611 | 168 | 122 | 35 | 11 |
926 | No, no, I'm going to visit my SON. | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
927 | I can't hear you... your mute button is on. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
928 | Considering what your ticket cost, this suit is a real bargain. | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
929 | You might wish to layer on a skirt. | 1.3387 | 0.05826 | 124 | 94 | 18 | 12 |
930 | Its the latest in Blue Origin fashion and comes with free Amazon Prime!" | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
931 | Of course it does come with the CDC's six month warranty. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
932 | I have the perfect scarf for that. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
933 | You're right. Back on Earth my name was Waldo. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
934 | You have to admit, it looks out of this world! | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
935 | See how the asteroid belt helps support your lumbar? | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
936 | Tested by Fauci himself. | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
937 | You can see by my outfit that I am a tailor... | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
938 | The cummerbund makes it. | 1.3382 | 0.05137 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
939 | With this ensemble, you no longer need to wear a mask! | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
940 | No air conditioning …That’s why it’s on sale. | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
941 | All the post-COVID billionaires are gagging for them. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
942 | Haute Couture | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
943 | The helmet screeaams 'I already have a reserved seat!' | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
944 | May I suggest a colorful scarf to brighten the look? | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
945 | Well, at least you aren’t paying for the wedding. | 1.3365 | 0.06203 | 104 | 78 | 17 | 9 |
946 | It's gender fluid. | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
947 | You think the space suite is expensive. Wait till you receive the bill for a two hour ride in space. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
948 | It's what all the wealthy wannabe astronauts are wearing | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
949 | Well you have a point. I can see if our tailor sew in a fly. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
950 | I said “tighter waist” not “outer space” | 1.3359 | 0.05577 | 128 | 96 | 21 | 11 |
951 | You have to hold it until help arrives. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
952 | You’re all set for 2024. | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
953 | Is there a problem? | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
954 | I got rid of the oxygen tank for a much sleeker look. | 1.3358 | 0.05396 | 134 | 100 | 23 | 11 |
955 | Would you like to try something a bit less buoyant? | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
956 | It looks out of this world on you. | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
957 | You want an insert sewn *where*, Mr. Bezos? | 1.3358 | 0.05509 | 137 | 104 | 20 | 13 |
958 | Now this one is 99.9% effective against the Sigma, Upsilon, and Omega variants. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
959 | When the Planetary Society selected the theme "A Night Amongst the Stars" for their annual gala, they didn't account for Literal Dave. | 1.3357 | 0.05327 | 140 | 105 | 23 | 12 |
960 | It makes you look like a billion bucks | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
961 | This suit makes you look ten pounds more weightless. | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
962 | You can take it with you in 3-2-1! | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
963 | I hate to tell you but nobody is wearing a suit anymore. | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
964 | You’ll be the first fashionaut! | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
965 | This suit's proven to be 94% effective at preventing Covid and 100% effective at repelling women. | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
966 | Yeah, that suit looks like it will protect you from COVID and climate change, but you'll still have to deal with yourself in there. | 1.3355 | 0.04568 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
967 | It's the final frontier in fashion. | 1.3333 | 0.05006 | 132 | 95 | 30 | 7 |
968 | You'll need some space to make this decision. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
969 | I added some features in case you want to leave the apartment. | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
970 | It's very billionaire chic. | 1.3333 | 0.05464 | 135 | 102 | 21 | 12 |
971 | It's perfect for any fin-du-monde scenario. | 1.3333 | 0.05043 | 135 | 98 | 29 | 8 |
972 | It's our latest in PPE. | 1.3333 | 0.04623 | 144 | 102 | 36 | 6 |
973 | Great for bad hair days. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
974 | It looks very good on you Mr. Zuckerberg. You do know we also fitted Mr. Bezos and Mr. Branson. | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
975 | It wasn’t easy to land in Brooklyn, but your reputation precedes you… | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
976 | This is a great wardrobe staple for your return to the office. It's fashion forward, approved by the CDC, and comes fully equipped with flashing lights, sprinklers, and siren sounds should an emergency or 'Casual Friday' come up. | 1.3333 | 0.04830 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
977 | I think this is the one, Dr. Fauci. | 1.3333 | 0.04504 | 150 | 106 | 38 | 6 |
978 | You can’t be too careful at a party these days. | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
979 | No, this is perfectly normal. We get a lot of astro-curious customers these days. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
980 | One small step for The Man | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
981 | Do you have it in a pinstripe? | 1.3333 | 0.05006 | 132 | 95 | 30 | 7 |
982 | Of course, this is available with the comfort waist option. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
983 | And best of all, you can travel for hundreds of thousands of miles and never have to stop for the bathroom. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
984 | I don’t think we should go with a more breathable fabric | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
985 | It might be a tight fit, but we could always add more space! | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
986 | You're still going to need a booster. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
987 | We like to think it's a little bit storm trooper,crossed with astronaut and a healthy dose of scared out of my mind about Covid. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
988 | The bonus of this outfit is that it is the best protection against the Covid. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
989 | If this doesn’t keep you from getting Covid I don’t know what will. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
990 | I’ll try to schedule your alterations, but at the moment I have no space. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
991 | A tutu? No problem. Pink or blue? | 1.3333 | 0.05278 | 138 | 103 | 24 | 11 |
992 | Of course you’ll need a rocket scientist to help you get in and out of it. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
993 | Keep in mind, in space the mirror only adds 5 pounds. | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
994 | To fully appreciate it, take one small step back. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
995 | Take one small step, see how it sits. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
996 | You gotta leave room for a little expansion. You know,the Universe is expanding. | 1.3314 | 0.04257 | 169 | 120 | 42 | 7 |
997 | How’s this for metaverse-chic? | 1.3311 | 0.04766 | 151 | 110 | 32 | 9 |
998 | The breathable fabric is perfect for those 800-degree days. | 1.3311 | 0.05018 | 148 | 110 | 27 | 11 |
999 | You know what they say: “Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.” | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1000 | Perfect for work or you can dress it up for an evening under the stars | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
1001 | Have you any other hats? | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1002 | I agree, that is definitely a small step and a giant leap. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
1003 | And if punctured by a meteor, we have a no questions asked return policy. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
1004 | You’re the third Dad today looking for an outfit for this metaverse place | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
1005 | I hope Bezos is springing for this. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
1006 | When I said my suit was too tight and needed more space, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3309 | 0.04902 | 136 | 98 | 31 | 7 |
1007 | ...and you can go anywhere in it. | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1008 | It says "Yes, I'm upwardly mobile, but I also like to be playful." | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 95 | 20 | 11 |
1009 | This will REALLY protect against COVID! | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1010 | And it come with an SP Rating of 275! | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1011 | I call it Omicron Chic! | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1012 | We also have it in seersucker and gabardine. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1013 | Anything more breathable? | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
1014 | You're the second guy this week who told me NASA was cutting back. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1015 | I agree, it's crazy that the women's spacesuits don't come with pockets either. | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1016 | Without a doubt, it enhances your gravitas. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1017 | Perfect fit, although a mask would be a lot more comfortable. | 1.3290 | 0.04448 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1018 | You said KN95-levels of both fashion and protection. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1019 | We also carry this in Glenn Plaid | 1.3289 | 0.05255 | 149 | 114 | 21 | 14 |
1020 | Bowie says there's life on Mars | 1.3287 | 0.04736 | 143 | 103 | 33 | 7 |
1021 | It's what all the oligarchs are wearing these days. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 98 | 33 | 6 |
1022 | I know you wanted a cummerbund for your wedding, but it usually goes with a tux... | 1.3285 | 0.04646 | 137 | 97 | 35 | 5 |
1023 | I'm not so sure about the moon boots. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
1024 | This is NOT a small step for Givenchy | 1.3282 | 0.05573 | 131 | 100 | 19 | 12 |
1025 | Does Mars etiquette dictate a dinner jacket to go with the cummerbund and leg warmers? | 1.3282 | 0.04189 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
1026 | If you think it makes you look fat, we could take in the cooling umbilical mount. | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
1027 | Yes, it's all-season, but only on Venus, Earth and Mars for now. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1028 | Look at the long term, it's virus-proof, along with being sex, age, and gender-neutral. | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1029 | Nah, it'll all loosen up in zero-Gs. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1030 | Extravehicular Mobility Unit IS the new black! | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1031 | May I say, sir, you are now ready for a takeoff. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1032 | Yes, I agree it is sort of a leap... | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1033 | See if you can take one small step for man. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1034 | Does this suit make me look arrogant? | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1035 | you may not afford a trip to space (yet), but you can afford a space suit | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1036 | I can guarantee you that no white racist will insult you with this suit on. | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1037 | It's empty space with no atmosphere, so breathability isn't a concern. | 1.3269 | 0.05193 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 3 |
1038 | It’s the perfect sartorial complement to your Tesla | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1039 | I wouldn’t let anything out if I were you. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1040 | House of Fauci you say? | 1.3262 | 0.04667 | 141 | 101 | 34 | 6 |
1041 | It's A bit dated , anything in Buck Rogers '47? | 1.3262 | 0.04667 | 141 | 101 | 34 | 6 |
1042 | We call it "Daft Punk meets Global Pandemic" | 1.3261 | 0.04618 | 138 | 98 | 35 | 5 |
1043 | Look fat? You look positively weightless. | 1.3259 | 0.04563 | 135 | 95 | 36 | 4 |
1044 | You'll need to line dry | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
1045 | it's what all the nouveau riche are wearing | 1.3258 | 0.04869 | 132 | 95 | 31 | 6 |
1046 | I didn't mind it with the cowboy hat. | 1.3258 | 0.05430 | 132 | 100 | 21 | 11 |
1047 | Pocket square? | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1048 | Have you tried turning it off and on again? | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1049 | It’s stylish, spaceflight ready and guaranteed against all emerging variants. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1050 | Far out. | 1.3250 | 0.05696 | 120 | 91 | 19 | 10 |
1051 | I would like to reiterate that there is absolutely no guarantee that this will keep you alive in space. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
1052 | Built to last ten days in the fires of Hell or thirty nights on the Moon. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1053 | Add the oxygen pack and you'll be safe from the virus anywhere | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1054 | We guarantee it for the next three variants. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1055 | Take it for a walk on Mars, and if you're not completely satisfied, bring it back and we'll give you a 100% refund. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1056 | I like it. It's out of this world. | 1.3241 | 0.04783 | 145 | 106 | 31 | 8 |
1057 | Does it come in earth tones? | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
1058 | The accessory air tank is only another $150. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
1059 | The one hassle is if you have to pee. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1060 | Safe from the virus and no one will know how much weight you've gained during the pandemic. | 1.3235 | 0.04414 | 136 | 95 | 38 | 3 |
1061 | I'm sorry Dave, that's the largest size we have. | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
1062 | It’s Armanigeddon! | 1.3235 | 0.05310 | 136 | 103 | 22 | 11 |
1063 | This look just screams 2001. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1064 | That's one small step for man, one giant leap for fashion." | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
1065 | Well, it's just so 1969! | 1.3231 | 0.04661 | 130 | 92 | 34 | 4 |
1066 | You can wear this anywhere! | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
1067 | How's that? NASA will never know you're a vampire. | 1.3229 | 0.06538 | 96 | 74 | 13 | 9 |
1068 | There's a bit more space in this one. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1069 | Wow, you are looking better than Bezos ever did in that suit. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
1070 | That little pocket is for your, er, space junk. | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1071 | Thank you. And you look like Groucho Marx. | 1.3217 | 0.05994 | 115 | 89 | 15 | 11 |
1072 | I promise. You look out of this world. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
1073 | I can put you in this suit and in space by the end of the day. | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 98 | 34 | 5 |
1074 | The unisex trend is quite affirming. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1075 | It's from the zero gravitas collection. | 1.3209 | 0.04569 | 134 | 95 | 35 | 4 |
1076 | It's just not me. | 1.3209 | 0.04923 | 134 | 98 | 29 | 7 |
1077 | It'll be half-price, with your frequent-flyer miles. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1078 | Just a few more measurements needed for an oxygen option. Yes, I'll hurry. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1079 | I’d say, lose the cumberbund. | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1080 | These suits are just flying out of here! | 1.3200 | 0.05518 | 125 | 95 | 20 | 10 |
1081 | Well, you should accessorize with oxygen tanks if breathing is a priority. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1082 | This is our moon boot cut. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1083 | Not at all - in fact, it makes you look weightless. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1084 | That will be quite the destination wedding. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1085 | That suit makes you look out of this world. | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
1086 | Could you take it in a little more around the asteroid belt? | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1087 | You look seven pounds lighter. | 1.3187 | 0.06608 | 91 | 70 | 13 | 8 |
1088 | It's guaranteed to drive the anti-vaxxers crazy... | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1089 | Yes, the urine recycler unit can be enlarged. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1090 | You've got to admit it will solve a bad hair day. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1091 | It makes you look 15 years in the future | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
1092 | Why get a vaccination when these are available in omicron blue and delta orange? | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
1093 | May I be the first to say you look out of this world! | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
1094 | 'I hear there's a helluva view from the toilet' | 1.3185 | 0.05325 | 135 | 103 | 21 | 11 |
1095 | Very 2001. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1096 | We call it Covid casual. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1097 | The "bored billionaire" look suits you well! | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1098 | It definitely looks better without the shoulder pads. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1099 | Raise your flag if u can hear me . | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1100 | Sorry, the mask is mandatory! | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
1101 | It's a perfect fit for Uranus. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1102 | I think it’s out of this world | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1103 | Where did you say your work dinner was at again? | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1104 | No one can see how ugly you are in space! | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1105 | Well, Kanye, I think your transformation is complete. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1106 | And we only sell one per mission, so you won't end up awkwardly sitting next to someone in the same outfit. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1107 | With this outfit you can go absolutely anywhere without having to wear a face mask. | 1.3171 | 0.05575 | 123 | 94 | 19 | 10 |
1108 | I CAN have it for you by Friday; but there is an overnight delivery charge Mr. Bezos | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1109 | And I can throw in four rapid covid tests. | 1.3171 | 0.04663 | 123 | 87 | 33 | 3 |
1110 | You were right to go custom-tailored, Elon. The ones you find on Amazon all make your butt look big. | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1111 | And the material doesn’t breathe. | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1112 | Perfect whether you're travelling with Elon Musk or at a Maga rally... | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1113 | You look out of this world in that suit. | 1.3169 | 0.04727 | 142 | 104 | 31 | 7 |
1114 | We can also offer you the asteroidé belt | 1.3165 | 0.04793 | 139 | 102 | 30 | 7 |
1115 | This is a giant leap for YOU!! | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1116 | I would recommend just doing a french tuck | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1117 | I don't think of it as a space suit, more of an interstellar romper. | 1.3158 | 0.04714 | 114 | 80 | 32 | 2 |
1118 | I'm glad I could work out a little something to go with the moon boots. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1119 | ...that's an adjustment you'll have to make yourself. | 1.3153 | 0.06001 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 10 |
1120 | Fits you perfectly. Now, would you prefer a zipper fly or a button fly? | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1121 | This suit will take you from COVID to the moon and back! | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1122 | Don't forget to like and share our page when you're up there. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1123 | Interesting you say you can still smell Buzz Aldrin’s farts after all this time. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1124 | I think you'll find that a little more breathable. | 1.3152 | 0.04015 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1125 | How do you feel about a full-face mask? | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
1126 | Trust me, this one looks better on Uranus. | 1.3150 | 0.05556 | 127 | 98 | 18 | 11 |
1127 | Here on Mars we don't have a Comicon | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1128 | You'll be the best-dressed pandemic survivor! | 1.3148 | 0.05120 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1129 | Even Neil Armstrong didn't have a cummerbund. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1130 | Too boring? Try the Andromeda cut; it screams interstellar! | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1131 | You'll be fashionably late, Mr. Gates. | 1.3147 | 0.05291 | 143 | 111 | 19 | 13 |
1132 | It’s the latest recommendation from the CDC. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1133 | It's the perfect non binary look. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1134 | Well, there's not much we can do about the bulge from the built-in diaper | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1135 | Although this one does suit you perfectly, you have to know that it will cost you at least 5 G’s” | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1136 | If tech billionaire is really the job you want, that's the style now. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1137 | Don't worry, the mirror actually adds a few pounds per square inch. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1138 | This is our COVID-22-model. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
1139 | Yeah I can totally tell it’s real! Wow I think it might even be airtight?! Ok it’s definitely airtight. Can you take the helmet off please? Sir? I’m serious: I can’t breathe SIR?! The helmet is stuck! I can’t... Why are you staring at me? | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1140 | It's our latest in men's Muskwear. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1141 | Perhaps you'd like to accessorize with a ray gun? | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1142 | The folks on the bottom of the pool will love it! | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
1143 | In that suit, you look like a billion dollars. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1144 | Yes sir, the cummerbund is very slimming. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1145 | It also comes in weightless. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1146 | Yes, you have chosen your tailor well. I am myself from Mars! | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1147 | It's good to an altitude of 351,000 feet | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1148 | It also comes in ‘Gagarin orange’. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1149 | It's your ten year Space Academy reunion? Let me just take out the waist a bit. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1150 | It's water resistant and solar wind proof. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1151 | With the covid demand for these skyrocketing you'll start to notice lots of us with helmet hair. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
1152 | First date? | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1153 | Oh yes! This is indeed the latest in COVID fashion! | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1154 | Required masking for 2023. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1155 | Maurice had tangled with some gangsters of love, but this was his first time meeting a space cowboy. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1156 | I must say, Elon, it looks so much better on you than it does on Jeff… | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1157 | I said--it looks like you're going places! | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1158 | It looks great Gov. De Santis - who needs that nasty old vaccine! | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
1159 | And we have it in seersucker, too. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1160 | And it comes with a 43 pound belt. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1161 | The cool thing is that this suit has a built-in bathroom. | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1162 | I was right — it does really accentuate your waist. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1163 | It's like I always say- being weightless is no excuse for being tasteless. | 1.3113 | 0.04809 | 151 | 114 | 27 | 10 |
1164 | The cummerbund is a bold statement, that's for sure. | 1.3111 | 0.05201 | 135 | 103 | 22 | 10 |
1165 | good Luck! I forgot to tell you, we don't do alterations! | 1.3111 | 0.04639 | 135 | 98 | 32 | 5 |
1166 | "You can always let out some air. | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1167 | It’s an OSHA approved bathing suit. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1168 | The waist feels a bit too tight, but I like what you've done with the shoulders. | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
1169 | This is our 'No Sex Anytime' edition…. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1170 | What do you do when you need to go to the bathroom? Well...it depends. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1171 | It's either this, or you wear a face mask. | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1172 | It’s a black helmet event, so I’d recommend the cummerbund. | 1.3106 | 0.04451 | 132 | 94 | 35 | 3 |
1173 | It's perfect for your next trip Mr. Shatner | 1.3106 | 0.04944 | 132 | 98 | 27 | 7 |
1174 | Perfect for a domestic flight. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1175 | See? The hat definitely completes the look. | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
1176 | Dammit Jim! I'm a tailor, not a biomechanical engineer. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1177 | You're sure this is pandemic chic?" | 1.3097 | 0.05772 | 113 | 87 | 17 | 9 |
1178 | Oh yeah, the force is definitely with you in that! | 1.3097 | 0.04882 | 113 | 81 | 29 | 3 |
1179 | I think the cummerbund really makes it pop. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1180 | Protection is highly fashionable these days” | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1181 | Nothing says ‘forward-thinking’ like a 5-piece suit. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1182 | It's so 2001, but it's a classic look. And you'll feel like a billionaire. | 1.3094 | 0.04314 | 139 | 99 | 37 | 3 |
1183 | Did Elon mention how you're supposed to pee? | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
1184 | Pair this with heels and a red cashmere scarf, and you’re perfect. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1185 | In space, nobody hems your seam | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1186 | You look like a hundred billion bucks in that outfit! | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1187 | And it's fully washable in your own recycled bodily fluids. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1188 | This is something that you can wear on a casual Saturday, like for going grocery shopping. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1189 | It's from this season's "Billionaire's Collection." | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1190 | Trust me, if i alter the waist too much, you'll still have trouble breathing | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
1191 | This is the latest style in pandemic fashion. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1192 | I agree. It's quite snug. But I think you misunderstood the garment's name. | 1.3088 | 0.04611 | 136 | 99 | 32 | 5 |
1193 | It's part of our capsule collection. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1194 | It's the latest in our new Mask Mandate line. | 1.3084 | 0.06145 | 107 | 84 | 13 | 10 |
1195 | Doctor Fauci approves, but Senator Paul has doubts. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1196 | It comes with a straightjacket. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1197 | Defies gravity, too, so you can hop over testing lines. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1198 | I assure you,this is the latest universal fashion | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1199 | In zero gravity, does it really matter if you dress from the right or left? | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1200 | It's great modern look and exceeds all covid specifications. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1201 | It's what all the survivalists are buying these days. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1202 | One small size for mankind. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
1203 | You can wear it in all seasons, too. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1204 | The best part is that it's gender neutral. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1205 | Can you hear me Major Tom? | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1206 | It's our hottest model, equally good for spacewalks and the moonwalk | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1207 | It's breathtaking! But don't worry--that's the beauty of the helmet. | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1208 | This look is all the rage among the top 1% these days. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1209 | I love it, but the shoes seem a little last season. | 1.3077 | 0.04464 | 143 | 104 | 34 | 5 |
1210 | Dress left, dress right, or, in your case, dress up? | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
1211 | Well, very popular with management. We’re calling it the Empty Suit! | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1212 | No pressure if you don't want to keep the helmet. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1213 | The alterations aren't free, but they're weightless. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1214 | Machine wash separately,gentle cycle | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1215 | This is our Incognito Ant-Vaxxer model. | 1.3072 | 0.04377 | 153 | 112 | 35 | 6 |
1216 | Oh, this suit just screams, You! | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1217 | Only wear it inside: Water damages the suit | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1218 | Maybe we can put you into something that doesn't scream 1969. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1219 | They are flying off the rack. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1220 | I’m volunteering at a hospital. They ran out of PPE. | 1.3068 | 0.05796 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1221 | And,like all of our suits,it comes with two pair of pants. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1222 | Dress for the job you want: a billionaire who visits space for no particular reason. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1223 | I'm no bargain. I dressed Hal and George Jetson | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1224 | You take care of that before you put the suit on. | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
1225 | Malcolm Gladwell, writing an article on the outlandish gazillionaire space race, interviews William Shatner. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1226 | Yes, you could use it to storm the Capitol | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1227 | We call it "Outer Space" designed to make you look fabulously wealthy | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
1228 | It just screams President Alien Predation....when we add the red tie and hat. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1229 | It’s called Billionaire-Chic | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1230 | This model is popular at landing parties. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1231 | It also comes with a second pair of pants. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1232 | Think of me as Ground Control. See yourself as Major Tom. Know the cummerbund is elegant and refined. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1233 | Our apprentice HAL 9000 will be able to make any alterations you might need during the trip. | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1234 | And it's guaranteed for as long as your oxygen lasts. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1235 | Its from the Elton John spring line. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1236 | Too matchy matchy | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
1237 | Do I at least get the James Earl Jones voice? | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
1238 | Do you have a launch date? | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
1239 | It's the same model Elon Musk wears to bed every night. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1240 | Yeah, it suits you. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1241 | This is the ultimate anti-Covid suit | 1.3047 | 0.04514 | 128 | 92 | 33 | 3 |
1242 | Well, you've only got one chance to make a first impression. | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
1243 | There! Do you need more space? | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1244 | 3 G’s. No pressure. | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1245 | Now, this suit works for small steps but I’ll need to shorten the length for any giant leaps. | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1246 | Of course you can wear white after Labor Day | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1247 | The dangerous Will Robinson. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1248 | N95? Sweetie, it's N100! | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1249 | Perfect. Now get out of here. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1250 | Jeff has one just like it. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1251 | And with its circulating air flow, the suit doubles as a fog free face mask. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1252 | No pockets? | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1253 | It will really match the atmosphere of the party. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1254 | Not at all! You look absolutely weightless! | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
1255 | Try to focus on the Gs you’ll be experiencing instead of the Gs you’ll be spending. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1256 | This should suit you well in low pressure situations. | 1.3030 | 0.04964 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1257 | This is the perfect suit to wear to an unmasked ball. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1258 | Oh,, there's a little hole in your boot for that | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1259 | Space is the new black | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
1260 | I feel like you’re trying too hard. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1261 | It might feel baggy now, but it’ll slim down in vacuum. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1262 | 'Of course, the oxygen is extra'. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1263 | The cummerbund definitely brings it all together!" | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1264 | Expensive yes, but your money is refunded if you get covid while wearing this suit. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1265 | You'll look slimmer in space | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1266 | Now, how about a tie to go with that outfit? | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
1267 | If it feels a little snug now, remember it will stretch in light years. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1268 | Pinstripes will definitely make you look taller. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1269 | Well, the helmet looks fine to me, but Mr. Musk and Mr. Branson made blast-off noises to check the fit. Of course, they have hair. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1270 | Can I wear a mask over this? | 1.3023 | 0.04485 | 129 | 93 | 33 | 3 |
1271 | Yes sir, guaranteed to avoid small talk at any party. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
1272 | You’re right. It’s not complete without a handkerchief. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1273 | And what will the Mrs. be wearing to this event? | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1274 | This suit is perfect for your first visit with the new in-laws. | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1275 | Yes, Mr. Bezos, it does make you look taller than Elon Musk. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1276 | I am missing a cowboy hat!! | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1277 | It's great for anti-vaxxer parties and chance meetings with Elon Musk. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1278 | I think this is a giant step for your wardrobe. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1279 | Extremely anti-virus effective, yet so stylish and trendy. | 1.3017 | 0.04617 | 116 | 83 | 31 | 2 |
1280 | Don't forget to take off the helmet when it's time to kiss the bride. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1281 | Now, is this for inside or outside ship? | 1.3017 | 0.04617 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1282 | It’s the latest look in virus wear. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
1283 | I could order you a kilt for that kind of mooning. | 1.3016 | 0.04683 | 126 | 92 | 30 | 4 |
1284 | I think it rockets. | 1.3016 | 0.05436 | 126 | 98 | 18 | 10 |
1285 | Now you are dressed to be in the company of stars. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1286 | This suit has universal appeal at a down-to-earth price! | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1287 | I have to pee. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1288 | You can attach the cape for more formal occasions | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1289 | The tanks? I thought it was only for a fancy dress party. | 1.3010 | 0.04747 | 103 | 73 | 29 | 1 |
1290 | Sure, there’s zero gravity, but it’s also the horizontal stripe that makes it so slimming. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1291 | That would be ten thousand dollars, Oxygen is extra. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1292 | The invitation said aspirational rooftop chic. (Allison Manning, also of Greensboro, is the lead writer here. This was a team effort.) | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1293 | There’s also room in the helmet to wear your mask. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1294 | It makes your butt look out of this world! | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1295 | This suit is remarkably versatile - perfect for a leisurely walk on the moon or for working on those pesky little repair projects outside the space vehicle. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1296 | You've never looked more handsome, Mr. Bezos | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1297 | That's a billion dollar suit, Sir. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1298 | Between climate change and COVID, this is the look for 2022. And 2023 and 2024 and . . . | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1299 | It's from our 'Zero Gravity' collection--elitist thrillseeking gear meets doomsday casual wear. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1300 | It's what we call 'hazmatastic'! --And soooo 2022. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1301 | Your bride doesn't know you'll be showing up like this? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
1302 | Do you have this in Mars tones? | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
1303 | You look a lot better in this suit than Jeff Bezos did, a few weeks ago | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
1304 | Not only does the cummerbund look smart, but it'll minimize organ drift in zero gravity. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1305 | Space is slimming! | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
1306 | Stunning sir. It's what all the billionaires are wearing. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1307 | I agree, it could use a bit more space | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1308 | Are you sure this give me enough virus protection | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
1309 | Yeah, I was looking for something a little less 'formal' | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1310 | When you're weightless it doesn't matter which side you dress on. | 1.2993 | 0.05320 | 137 | 108 | 17 | 12 |
1311 | You want me to adjust your colllar? I', sorry Dave, I am afraid I can't do that. | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
1312 | Well, it depends. Moon or Mars? | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1313 | You can go anywhere with that suit. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1314 | Sure it’s expensive, but imagine how much you will save on Botox and fillers . . . . . | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1315 | Out of this world, I tell ya. Out of this world. | 1.2991 | 0.04743 | 117 | 85 | 29 | 3 |
1316 | I too am on a mission... to bring back the cumberbund! | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
1317 | I was thinking the sash and the matching boots give you a certain - I'm still approachable - look. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1318 | I can only take one small step with the length of this inseam. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1319 | It's you, Tom. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1320 | Yes, it covers all variants. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1321 | Mr Branson ordered this one, too. Would you like us to attach the catheter? | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
1322 | Yes Mr. Shatner we can add a Starfleet symbol to the right breast. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1323 | Are you sure it’s not a little too ‘out-there’? | 1.2984 | 0.05608 | 124 | 98 | 15 | 11 |
1324 | Well, Alice Kramden, you're finally ready for that trip Ralph has been promising you. | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
1325 | And now, when your boss sucks all the air out of the room, you'll be ready! | 1.2982 | 0.05563 | 114 | 88 | 18 | 8 |
1326 | This suit is really out of this world! | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1327 | It's perfect for giant leaps or something less formal, like small steps. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1328 | Perfect balance … formal but outdoorsy. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1329 | As long as you skip the kissing-the-bride part of the ceremony, the Warranty is good against any strain of the virus she or her anti-vax guests might have. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1330 | I agree, a tie is overkill. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1331 | Where do you see yourself wearing this? | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1332 | Yes, it is CDC approved and you can secretly continue those mid afternoon naps when you’re back in the office. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1333 | You'll look sexy as cosmic rays obliterate your internal organs. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1334 | So ... no cuffs then? | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1335 | Cuffs would look dressier. | 1.2975 | 0.04005 | 121 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
1336 | Yes, Captain Wakanda, we do in fact have a Kente cloth styled cummerbund option. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
1337 | Yes, both elbow buttons give you a 3-D space experience. For an extra thousand, we guarantee no ads. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1338 | And the best part is, it won't make your ears stick out. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1339 | Trust me, you’ll fit right in. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1340 | A cummerbund certainly makes any suit more formal | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1341 | Do you know if anyone has returned alive? | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1342 | I never get tired of saying this, but you look out of this world . | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1343 | All the cool kids wear it! | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1344 | No, it doesn't make you look distant. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1345 | Don’t worry, this time I didn’t use breathable fabrics. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1346 | We are the designated tailors for all of Omnicrombie & Fitch's bespoke line. | 1.2969 | 0.04621 | 128 | 94 | 30 | 4 |
1347 | The cummerbund and knee socks really tie the assemble together. | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1348 | I like the fit, but I could use more space. | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
1349 | This will set you apart at the Michael Jackson party | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
1350 | And the best feature is that the helmet automatically expands to fit your ego! | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1351 | It's perfect for climate change and Star Wars auditions. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1352 | We could loosen the crotch a bit. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1353 | Everyone's going to be wearing this next year. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1354 | We call it the “Covid Max”. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1355 | What’s your return policy? | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
1356 | Do you think this looks too out of this world? | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1357 | Frankly, I wish I could wear nylon, spandex, and liquid cooling tubes. | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
1358 | and this is our new Lululemon Lunar Line… | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1359 | The cummerbund helps, but I still look like a robot. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1360 | So,is this trip for business or pleasure? | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1361 | Confidentially, I can tell you that Elon chose the same outfit for his trip to Mars. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1362 | Remember.....with this ensemble you won't need to wear a mask!!! | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1363 | It's the new Spring Covid line. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1364 | You can have any color you want as long as it is black or white. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1365 | And you'll be able to go to Halloween parties as Major Tom when COVID is over. | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1366 | It's a perfect outfit for a space cadet. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1367 | Remember: In space you'll be weightless. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1368 | I'll also teach you how to do The Moonwalk | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1369 | This Space Suit doesn’t make my ass look big ,does it? | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
1370 | I'd like to say it suits you, but it looks the same on everybody. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1371 | No, Ma'm, the booster is extra. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1372 | It really fits you well, but I think you could stick with jeans, sport coat and a KN95 | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1373 | Would you like oxygen with that? | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1374 | It's okay! Gravity adds 10 pounds. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1375 | Now we just need a bow tie to match the cummerbund. | 1.2951 | 0.04683 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1376 | Well, do you think it will fit? You know him better than I do. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1377 | Hmm…not loving the belt.” | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1378 | Wait right here. I have just the earrings to go with this. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1379 | It doesn’t make you look fat at all. | 1.2947 | 0.05047 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1380 | Take one small step towards the mirror | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1381 | Helmet comes pre-tinted,but will be an extra 1k to remove all solar-flares. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1382 | It looks great on you and you can wear it anywhere. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1383 | Now this is high fashion. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1384 | Yes, it comes in pink, blue and beige… | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1385 | Sure it's a little different, but think of all the money you'll save on haircuts and makeup. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1386 | That’s a fine reflection you have Count Dracula. | 1.2941 | 0.06167 | 102 | 81 | 12 | 9 |
1387 | Good luck with the first day in Metaverse! | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1388 | This is the most popular look in our billionaire douchebag line. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1389 | That suit comes with a second pair of pants. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1390 | This suit kills in Houston | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
1391 | I can take it in at the waist, but remember that zero gravity is slimming. | 1.2937 | 0.03995 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1392 | You're the 4th billionaire I've seen this week. | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1393 | There won't be enough oxygen, but the fabric is to die for | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1394 | Please tell Mr. Musk there’s a discount if we outfit his entire crew. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1395 | Perfect fit, sir, although the rocket that completes the ensemble will be a little extra. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1396 | Think of how much you will save on hand sanitizer | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1397 | ...and it comes with a full guarantee for the lifetime of the wearer! | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1398 | OK, these days perhaps something more down to earth. | 1.2931 | 0.04745 | 116 | 85 | 28 | 3 |
1399 | Perfect for those dates at The Bean Factory. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1400 | Because sunglasses would just float away. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1401 | This is the latest fashion statement for virus protection | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1402 | This is our newest variant. | 1.2929 | 0.04476 | 140 | 104 | 31 | 5 |
1403 | Everybody will be wearing this in 5 years. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1404 | It's from my new grocery store line. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1405 | I'm no André Leon Talley, but I think this says 'adventure' more than a caftan ever could. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1406 | Its a new line we're just about to launch. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1407 | I think this came out stellar | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1408 | Think you look strange? Take a look at me." | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1409 | Just imagine how you’ll look when you’re weightless. | 1.2923 | 0.05288 | 130 | 102 | 18 | 10 |
1410 | Gender Identity is optional. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1411 | And talk about versatile. This little number works at a bistro on Mars or a close encounter on Jupiter. | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1412 | I'd like to try it with stilettos. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1413 | Your girlfriend will be over the moon when she sees you in this suit. | 1.2920 | 0.04477 | 113 | 81 | 31 | 1 |
1414 | Take the helmet off? I thought it was a one-piece suit. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1415 | Yes, it's much more effective than a mask. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1416 | I think the alterations are quite flattering, Mr. Bezos. | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
1417 | It's a perfect fit, you look weightless. | 1.2917 | 0.05474 | 120 | 94 | 17 | 9 |
1418 | Without the cummerbund? Well, what's the occasion? | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1419 | I think the cumberbund makes it work. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1420 | Don't worry! This mirror and the earth's gravitational pull adds 10 pounds. | 1.2917 | 0.04331 | 120 | 86 | 33 | 1 |
1421 | Are you sure I can moonwalk in this? | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1422 | E.T phone home– my home. You're hot. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1423 | Great fit off-the-rack, and it's 100% variant proof. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
1424 | It also comes in Harris Tweed if you want to dress it up or stone washed denim if you want to dress it down. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1425 | In zero gravity, dressing left or right is less of an issue. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1426 | It's functional, pandemic-chic and a great retro alternative to bell bottoms! | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1427 | See how nicely it holds your afro | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
1428 | NASA’s getting really strict about their mask policy | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
1429 | Aaand you're ready to start dating again. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1430 | The weighted belt and matching boots add a certain gravitas, wouldn't you say? | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1431 | This is one small step for man, one giant leap for fashion! | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1432 | Yep, it’s practical for Covid and Mars. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1433 | And a pearl necklace makes the perfect accessory | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1434 | It's an investment piece, equally at home on the dance floor and in the ominously silent infinite vacuum of space. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1435 | The cummerbund just makes the whole ensemble! | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1436 | I'm pretty confident that you're ready for any deck on the Royal Princess. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1437 | It looks better than a cowboy hat. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1438 | It's a Stanley Kubrick original. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1439 | You’re gonna rocket. | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1440 | How far are you willing to go for this woman? | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1441 | It was a little tight before, so I gave the whole thing a bit more space | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1442 | No, I don’t think anyone at the wedding will be wearing the same outfit. | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1443 | Well, I for one think it much more modern apocalypse than martian | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1444 | Now that's a look that's Out of this World! | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1445 | And it never wrinkles! | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1446 | Remember -- it's a different fit than an N95. | 1.2906 | 0.05571 | 117 | 92 | 16 | 9 |
1447 | It also comes with suspenders, if the cummerbund doesn't work for you. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1448 | Nice! But where is the Amazon logo? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1449 | See, I told you- with the tres chic opaque helmet, you won't need a face lift! | 1.2903 | 0.05583 | 124 | 99 | 14 | 11 |
1450 | This ought to be a part of everyone's capsule wardrobe | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1451 | 'Well, the oxygen tanks would be available, as an upgrade.' | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1452 | The face shield is new this year. It's meteor-resistant! | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1453 | Now, swing a dead cat around your head, in a cemetery at midnight, and you'll meet all the CDC guidelines--for this week. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1454 | I personally like the vest rather than the cummerbund. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1455 | It's so slimming you'll actually float. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1456 | I agree! Vaccine cards are so 2021! | 1.2897 | 0.05940 | 107 | 85 | 13 | 9 |
1457 | I'm told this suit will protect you against any new variants. | 1.2897 | 0.05790 | 107 | 84 | 15 | 8 |
1458 | It’s almost as effective as an N95 face mask. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1459 | No one could even tell you’re a woman. | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1460 | Black face? No, not until you mentioned it. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1461 | Does this helmet make my face look fat? | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1462 | Another option would be to want a different job. | 1.2887 | 0.06381 | 97 | 78 | 10 | 9 |
1463 | What's the special event? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1464 | I agree that it would look better sleeveless, but….. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1465 | You look great and ready to ride the subway! | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1466 | I think you look quite dashing, Mr. Musk. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1467 | No, I said I wanted more space in the suit. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1468 | And rated on par or superior to the KN95s. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1469 | What say we try a little Windex on that visor? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1470 | Of course, sweetie. Really, anything goes at the Met Gala. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1471 | We emboss your vax card on the front, and you're good to go! | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1472 | It's the new normal. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1473 | Bringing the waist in will definitely enhance your moonwalk. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1474 | She said I was clothes-minded and she needed more space. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1475 | It’s you! Very outre. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1476 | Quite frankly, I think you could use one size larger. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1477 | The Met Gala or moon landing, this one does it all. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1478 | It makes you look decades younger | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1479 | Yes Mr. Bazos, we will be sure and send a pic to Mr. Musk. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1480 | That's a super look. How about a cape? | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1481 | It is designed to work in both spaces-- the red carpet and the red planet. | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
1482 | The suit, sir, is truly worthy of the gravity of the occasion. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
1483 | Elon Musk has it in 10 different shades | 1.2879 | 0.04373 | 132 | 97 | 32 | 3 |
1484 | Got enough space? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1485 | I think there is a lot of space to work with. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1486 | Well well,welcome back Major Tom | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1487 | So if I buy the suit,I won’t be forced to wear a mask in public? | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1488 | We also have it in black. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1489 | You don’t think it makes me look old? | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1490 | Contemporary, yet out of this world. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1491 | I gotta say, your suit looks out of this world. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1492 | Sorry, but there's no option in short sleeves. | 1.2871 | 0.06026 | 101 | 80 | 13 | 8 |
1493 | I'm afraid there is no space for alterations. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1494 | I don’t care if it is tight. You pee in it, you’ve bought it! | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1495 | I assure you, NASA will have the best dressed fencing team on the planet. | 1.2870 | 0.04567 | 108 | 78 | 29 | 1 |
1496 | I'll have to say. It sure suits you! | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
1497 | … And would you believe it comes with it’s own hangar? | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1498 | You'll have all the women wondering who you are and how you can pee! | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
1499 | Very Matt Damon! | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1500 | It’s from the new PPE line. | 1.2870 | 0.05742 | 108 | 85 | 15 | 8 |
1501 | you're good to go for the subway, mask mandate or not. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1502 | Trust me you're gonna need it. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1503 | I'm so sorry, with all the inventory shortage, this is the only suit we have available. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1504 | It’s our latest power suit for returning to the office. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1505 | The last suit you’ll ever need. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1506 | The best part is, you don’t have to wear a mask. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1507 | With the diaper, it may be a bit bulkier around the hips. | 1.2869 | 0.04580 | 122 | 90 | 29 | 3 |
1508 | And you'll never have to worry about dry cleaning | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1509 | We're adapting our resort line for the impending apocalypse. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1510 | It's from the Buzz Aldrin Collection. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1511 | ... and it's suitable for every occasion! | 1.2868 | 0.05103 | 136 | 107 | 19 | 10 |
1512 | Dance party? I thought when you said moonwalk… | 1.2868 | 0.04163 | 136 | 99 | 35 | 2 |
1513 | If you don't mind me saying, you look out of this world! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1514 | In this case, white after Labor Day is perfectly fine. | 1.2857 | 0.04811 | 98 | 71 | 26 | 1 |
1515 | I’d say you look like a billion bucks. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1516 | The CDC says its more effective than an N95. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1517 | Forget COVID. You’ll never have to worry about getting mono, an STD, pregnant or for that matter… a divorce. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1518 | Do you have it in Zircon? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1519 | It was approved by Matt Damon and Sandra Bullock. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1520 | No, this suit does not make your legs look fat. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1521 | This would work at home or the office. | 1.2857 | 0.05128 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1522 | Are the gloves too much? | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1523 | This suit is stylish for walking on the moon or going to your office. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1524 | For your first day back in the office? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1525 | I think it looks out of this world. | 1.2857 | 0.04472 | 112 | 81 | 30 | 1 |
1526 | Yes, well we did want to hide that bald spot | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1527 | Now you're impervious not only to Covid-19, but also alien invaders and your mother-in-law. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1528 | Alterations by Tuesday? Houston Street, we have a problem. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1529 | It fits properly now, Colonel, but try not to venture too far from the spacecraft if you gain any more weight. | 1.2857 | 0.04416 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1530 | It just screams, COVID, SCHMOVID! | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1531 | But what's your return policy? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1532 | Not only is this suit wrinkle free but also 100% virus repellent. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1533 | Our bespoke suits are all gender-neutral. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1534 | I hear you that it’s not flattering but I understand you’ll lose weight | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1535 | You look terrific. I’m over the moon | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1536 | You can change the atmosphere immediately. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1537 | It does feel quite breathable. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1538 | You'll be the belle of the Spaceballs. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1539 | Elon Musk has that very model in his Go Bag. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1540 | No returns. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1541 | It even comes with a cape. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1542 | oh yeah you can just pee right into it | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1543 | This has been a hot seller for indoor gatherings. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1544 | Trendy on mars and Spendy on earth | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1545 | The last guy I sold it to had a little spring in his step all night long. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1546 | I just need something for the interview. This feels a bit presumptuous. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1547 | NOW you’re ready for that school board meeting! | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1548 | The cummerbund is a bold statement. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1549 | It's all the rage in the Metaverse; will that be Bitcoin? | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1550 | I'm afraid if I take it in any more you won't be able to breathe. | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1551 | Let me guess: It needs more space. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1552 | Trust me, the cummerbund completes the ensemble | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 69 | 25 | 1 |
1553 | I feel a little awkward about wearing white to a wedding. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1554 | For a small fee our tailor will add a cleverly concealed zipper. | 1.2841 | 0.05098 | 88 | 64 | 23 | 1 |
1555 | No, don’t worry, you won’t be itchy while you’re up there. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1556 | It’s about as safe as you can get. I call it ‘Gender Conceal’. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1557 | I agree. It goes well with your outrageous fortune | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1558 | May I show you some ties? | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1559 | I'm sorry, if you want pockets you'll need to purchase a men's style. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1560 | Dare I say it really suits you? | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1561 | I don't think it makes you look fat. | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
1562 | Also available in satin. | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
1563 | And to finish it off...bow tie or ascot? | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
1564 | Does it make you look thinner? You look like you're only a sixth of your weight when you walked in. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1565 | It's what everyone is wearing on their jaunts in penis-shaped rockets! | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1566 | Wanna try it without the cummerbund? | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1567 | You need more space where? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1568 | After Covid, it’s anyone’s guess what you can use it for. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1569 | It's perfect for your destination wedding. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1570 | If you want to be incognito, this is perfect. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1571 | I could take in another 1/4-inch around the neck, but that would reduce your oxygen reserves by 37%. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1572 | Going out to launch, are we? | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1573 | This is a suit that says "I'm going places". | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
1574 | Omicron, Schmo-micron. This baby will take any variant you throw at it. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1575 | It really makes your eyes pop. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1576 | It's definitely YOU! Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk will be fighting over who gets to send you into space. Now, have you thought about accessories? | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1577 | It’s the latest fashion trend among the stars | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1578 | How could it make you look fat? You're weightless. | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1579 | We prefer to call it "Contemporary Business Casual". | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1580 | I’d still wear a mask. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1581 | This outfit simply screams 2022! | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1582 | Just try not to pee in it. | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1583 | and not only will you look slimmer, you'll BE lighter on Mars! | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1584 | It's the latest in Elon Musk's line of suborbital fashion-wear. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1585 | Fly me to the moon. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1586 | Notice how the face shield brings out your best features. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1587 | Your skateboard can't hurt you now. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1588 | And you'll feel like you are walking on air | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1589 | I have a tie that will go perfectly with that look | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1590 | You look ten years younger. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1591 | We also have it in plaid, if you prefer. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1592 | And maybe something for after Labor Day. | 1.2816 | 0.05921 | 103 | 82 | 13 | 8 |
1593 | Just make sure you dry clean. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1594 | You look like a billion bucks in that suit! | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1595 | No, it doesn't come in Ermine Mr. Musk. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1596 | I'd say you're ready to see the world. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1597 | JUST IN TIME FOR FASHION WEEK MR. BEZO | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1598 | On the contrary. Your butt looks fabulous! | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
1599 | Yes,much cleaner lines,and I don’t think you will need that oxygen tank anyway. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1600 | In 30 years, you'd be caught dead not wearing one. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1601 | And you’re sure the theme is Starry Night?” | 1.2809 | 0.04791 | 89 | 64 | 25 | 0 |
1602 | I said dapper - not diaper | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1603 | It's COVID-proof. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1604 | That visor really brings out the color of your leggings. | 1.2808 | 0.04835 | 146 | 115 | 21 | 10 |
1605 | You’d like a bit more space? | 1.2808 | 0.04736 | 146 | 114 | 23 | 9 |
1606 | What are you smelling? Well, sir, the interior of your suit is infused with a slight musk scent. | 1.2807 | 0.04746 | 114 | 85 | 26 | 3 |
1607 | I suppose the cummerbund IS a bit formal, but that's how they're wearing it these days. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1608 | Now you’re ready to go back to the office! | 1.2807 | 0.05503 | 114 | 90 | 16 | 8 |
1609 | Optional, of course… but will keep you from freaking out if you drop your sunglasses! | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1610 | Yep protects from COVID. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1611 | Returning to the office? | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
1612 | Tailored for every variant | 1.2804 | 0.04842 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1613 | So it will be a white wedding? | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1614 | I know you believe in dressing for the job you want, Mr. Evans, but I should point out that you’ve been dressing this way since you were seven and you’re still a PE teacher. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1615 | They’re usually worn on the inside, but to each his own. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
1616 | Is this your first time as a spacewalk model? | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1617 | You were right, Mr. West. Those boots of yours go with everything! | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1618 | Far out, man! | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1619 | Of course, it also protects you from the flu. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1620 | Yes, I think the cummerbund completes the look! | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1621 | Custom Italian leather, suede lining, cashmere belt, you will be the most stylish being in the galaxy, sir. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1622 | The Billionaire's Black Dress | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1623 | I've been meaning to get my spacesuit tailored for lightyears | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1624 | Actually, you might like something from my Klingon collection | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1625 | It's from our anti-variant collection | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1626 | This outfit will lend just the right air of gravitas to your workplace... | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1627 | Are these the shoes you’ll be wearing? | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1628 | Yes, thanks to Jeff and Elon, suits are back in style! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1629 | It’s now the only protection from Covid. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1630 | Now all you need is a veil. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1631 | Sure, a face mask and the vaccine would be far easier, but... | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1632 | It's versatile and can be worn on any planet in the solar system. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1633 | No worries. The fabric won't breathe. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1634 | Going for an out-of-this-world look, I presume? | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1635 | Pardon me, but even in space black would be a more slimming color. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1636 | It's all the rage among the billionaires! | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1637 | In space, no one can hear you rip a seam. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1638 | "The cowboy hat would also be flattering on you, sir." | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1639 | It's not my style, but it looks good on you. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1640 | Now let's find you the perfect tie. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1641 | You look, 'Out of this world,' yes? | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1642 | I do think it has the other worldly look you were asking for. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1643 | This deluxe suit is FDA-approved for hospitals and red states. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1644 | You don't have to be a billionaire to dress like a billionaire. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1645 | Let it out??? Let me out! | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1646 | I’d like having some kind of zipper though… | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1647 | I’m sorry Dave, but you look marvelous! | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1648 | And you'll fit right in with Bezos, Musk, and Branson. | 1.2782 | 0.04573 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1649 | We also offer this in rainbow stripes. | 1.2778 | 0.05119 | 126 | 99 | 19 | 8 |
1650 | Trust me, everyone’s bum looks big in these | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1651 | Do you like it? What? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak up. | 1.2778 | 0.05119 | 126 | 99 | 19 | 8 |
1652 | This time there’s space for more than one small step!” | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1653 | Perhaps you would feel safer inside a tree trunk. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1654 | I don’t know…somehow it still makes me look fat. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1655 | Too much? | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1656 | It’s kind of tight in the crotch | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
1657 | I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let the pants out. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
1658 | I could've sworn I heard 'space'. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1659 | It’s one of our look-like-a-billionaire rocket-ready line. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1660 | Well, British comedy wasn't going to sustain me forever. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1661 | And you never have to get another haircut! | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
1662 | Bespoke tailoring. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1663 | The next new variant won’t find you in there! | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1664 | And it’s good to minus 175. | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
1665 | I can hardly recognise you Mr Trump. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1666 | Put in a zipper? No Problem. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1667 | It's you! ...I'm guessing. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1668 | I think it's 'you'! I think it says, ' Here I am, drinking coffee in a coffee shop, but I could go to space if I wanted to!' " | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1669 | The best feature is the built-in diaper! | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1670 | Trust me. On some occasions, it's so perfect you'll never want to take it off. | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1671 | You're right sir. It is rather slimming. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1672 | A bespoke oxygen pack is extra. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1673 | These boots are not made for walking. | 1.2768 | 0.05559 | 112 | 89 | 15 | 8 |
1674 | Not only will you not get COVID, you almost certainly won't get laid! | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1675 | A cummerbund! Really? That's so old school Apollo. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1676 | Looks like it's definitely a Musk-have. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1677 | You are are now ready to shop at Wal-Mart. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1678 | It's virus-free Perfection! | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1679 | So you're going to the Met Gala! I hear the atmosphere is pretty thin up there. | 1.2764 | 0.04366 | 123 | 91 | 30 | 2 |
1680 | Indeed, space suits you | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1681 | That looks totally 1969! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1682 | Traveling in those circles, the last thing you want is a cheap suit. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1683 | Clothes make the droid. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1684 | From the catwalk to a spacewalk all in one ensemble. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1685 | Now all you need is a billion dollars, and you're all set. | 1.2759 | 0.06476 | 87 | 70 | 10 | 7 |
1686 | And this suit actually makes you look weightless | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1687 | It’s the latest in COVID Casual! | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
1688 | You wanted an outfit that would take you to the moon, right? | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1689 | This is popular with billionaires. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1690 | Only your mother will know it’s you. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1691 | Notice how the helmet really brings out your eyes. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1692 | We have a relationship with an artisan oxygenier. | 1.2755 | 0.06116 | 98 | 79 | 11 | 8 |
1693 | It’ll stop traffic in space… And Covid, too. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1694 | Zero G...It's the new black. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1695 | And, really, Climate Change Season knows no season, so there’s versatility, too! | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1696 | Remember, by the time of the moon landing, you'll have lost a few pounds. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1697 | We slashed the price since the Supreme Court decided that you don't have to wear a mask to the office. | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1698 | I’m afraid we can’t deliver it to another dimension. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1699 | Very 'non-binary'. | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
1700 | We have a more unisex cut if you like. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1701 | If she doesn't get the message you want some space, man, you'll need a rocket ship! | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1702 | It screams 1969! | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1703 | Yes, I can get it in silver - I just need to call our Houston branch. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1704 | You will definitely turn heads on Mars, Mr. Musk. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1705 | You did say you wanted a fabric that breathes! | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
1706 | It's Covid chic. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1707 | It's a look that says "I'm ready to go places." | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1708 | While it's true that you'll see a lot of stars on the red carpet, you might want to consider a tux. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1709 | You look Fabulous; and you'll feel lighter just wearing it! | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1710 | Does this suit make me look rich? | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1711 | I wonder if the aliens you meet will admire my craft? | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1712 | This is your formal attire for when you need to step out. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1713 | So, uh...do you need to hear about our return policy? | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1714 | And best of all, it is machine washable! | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1715 | We should all have a little space wear in our closet. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1716 | You’ll feel light as a feather in this suit. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1717 | Totally beats a fucking mask! | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1718 | Hmmm, let me float this by you... | 1.2737 | 0.04950 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1719 | Pretty soon everyone is going to want one. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1720 | I’m thinking a gray fedora to complete the look. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1721 | Lucky for you, in zero gravity, dress left or dress right is meaningless. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1722 | At first I wanted something to go along with a Covid punchline, but now I'm just feeling the reader is growing tired of the whole thing. | 1.2737 | 0.06250 | 95 | 77 | 10 | 8 |
1723 | Maybe something more….. extraterrestrial? “ | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1724 | It'll make a lot more sense in space | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1725 | This is our latest suit, perfect for super-spreader events or your next SpaceX flight. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1726 | The only cummerbund it comes with is black. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1727 | Ready for Coachella 2022 | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1728 | Now would you like to try the pink one? | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
1729 | Well, it's after Labor Day but I'll be on the moon so I think I'm good. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1730 | Oh yes, it's the latest in COVID couture. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1731 | Just as in your limo, Mr. Musk, you'll have complete privacy. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1732 | It's astro-naute couture. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1733 | My name is Major Tom. The suit needs to fit perfectly, because I will be floating in a most peculiar way. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1734 | I don't think women are literally from Venus... | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1735 | I can say with confidence you look ready for your trip to the planet "Omicron". | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
1736 | Nothing a french tuck can't fix. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1737 | We call it the Nu U variant suit! | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1738 | And it’s reversible | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1739 | You're under no pressure to buy. | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
1740 | In my hubble opinion, you look out of this world. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1741 | Do you spacewalk to the left or right? | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1742 | Mr Shatner, this outfit looks great on you but do you need more room for your ego? | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1743 | No, Dr. Fauci, no one will recognize you. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1744 | Yes, it’s an Omicroni original. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1745 | If you are comfortable with the suit, let's move on the the oxygen tank and diaper selections. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1746 | Absolutely out-of-this-world! | 1.2727 | 0.04362 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
1747 | It might be a little long in the crotch. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1748 | This one really brings out the color of your eyes. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1749 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2720 | 0.05252 | 125 | 100 | 16 | 9 |
1750 | No Mask Required! | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1751 | Unfortunately, we don’t do alterations to spacetime. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1752 | Houston, we have take-in! | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1753 | It's the latest in return-to-office apparel. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1754 | Met Gala season already? | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1755 | The fit is good, but is it breathable? | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1756 | 'Perfectly protected Sir, as long as you don't breathe' | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1757 | Trust me on the gurdle. No one can hear you scream but they sure can see those love handles. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1758 | Sir, if I take it in any more, you won't be able to breathe. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1759 | It definitely says spaceman. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1760 | Add on an Asteroid Belt and the outfit would look out of this world. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1761 | See what I mean? Gravitas! | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1762 | No, I can’t tell that you’re an adorable army of talking hamsters bent on world domination. As you requested, you look like a normal human astronaut now. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1763 | This is not what I meant by Star Wars | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1764 | Now all you need is some space. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1765 | I think this is my best work, Mr Musk. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1766 | On you I think it works. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1767 | Think giant step. | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
1768 | You don't have to worry about social distancing when you wear this. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1769 | And you can also wear it to work. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1770 | Hey, you want to be a billionaire someday? You gotta dress like a billionaire. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1771 | Your wife pre-ordered it. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1772 | Astronaut? I say, Astro-YES! | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1773 | Now this is how you can be fashionable AND protected from Covid at the same time! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1774 | You'll notice the tight fit will prevent any bloody explosions in space | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1775 | I think this look is out of this world. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1776 | And what exactly is "space sex?" | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1777 | The best thing about this suit is, even in the most boring places, you provide your own atmosphere! | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1778 | Fits nicely for the current environment. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1779 | It looks like you'll be going places now! | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1780 | This is the latest attire in the Witness Protection Program” | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1781 | You know, of course, it's 'Dry Clean Only!' | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1782 | This is the very latest in Covid-safe prom wear. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1783 | It's entirely made of N95 material. | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1784 | The silk lining helps you stay cool upon re-entry | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1785 | If it's a little snug now, a couple of spacewalks should break it in nicely. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
1786 | I was wondering if I can get a bigger size of shoes? These feel a little tight and I will need to do the moon-walk in them. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1787 | Are you coming or going? | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
1788 | I think you should be about 97% safe in that. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1789 | Lose the belt | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1790 | See ? It makes you look light years younger. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1791 | The anti-grav boots keep it fashion-forward...yet well grounded. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1792 | Astronaughty, as requested | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1793 | It not only protects you from armed and anti-vax constituents, Senator, but the patriotic colors sell it as a fashion statement. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1794 | It's universal. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1795 | Highly recommended for a Florida vacation. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1796 | I forgot to ask. On which side do you dress yourself? | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1797 | Most restaurants will accept you without a mask | 1.2697 | 0.04864 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1798 | Against the backdrop of the earth, you will appear quite svelte. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1799 | This is the same suit Jeff Bezos wore to his niece's wedding. | 1.2696 | 0.05568 | 115 | 93 | 13 | 9 |
1800 | To add a zipper would be $100. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1801 | You might want the break in the pants to be lower. | 1.2696 | 0.04336 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1802 | I am going to have to ask you to leave; you are not wearing a mask. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1803 | Of course, the beard will have to go. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1804 | ...and more leg room to let everything float around in there. | 1.2692 | 0.04875 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1805 | It's climate controlled, bullet proof, and suitable for any insurrection. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1806 | The belt DEFINITELY has a thinning effect! | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1807 | Sorry, there is only a one month return option. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1808 | In space, everyone will scream when they see you in this. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1809 | Not only is it slimming, I promise you'll feel like it weighs nothing. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1810 | There's no shame in letting out the waist a little. | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
1811 | You know,I too dress for the job I want. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1812 | Yes that should get you through the next wave of the virus | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1813 | You look like a Billionaire! | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1814 | Galactic chic, top to bottom. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1815 | Tang? Never heard of it! | 1.2688 | 0.06142 | 93 | 75 | 11 | 7 |
1816 | It is suitable for life on Mars AND protects against Covid-19. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1817 | This outfit will always make sure that you are socially distanced. | 1.2685 | 0.04577 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1818 | Our most versatile outfit - perfect for an introvert at a party, space travel, or Capitol insurrections. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1819 | As I say, the fit will noticeably improve in low gravity areas. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1820 | Look at it this way, sir, whatever the next pandemic may be, you’re ready for it. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1821 | …and it’s machine-washable. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1822 | I’m not the man they think I am at home. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1823 | And if this flies for Valentine's Day, we'll do Elvis for Easter | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1824 | You will never have to excuse yourself to go to the men's room again. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1825 | It's part of our new vintage Kubrick- inspired PPE line | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1826 | Is there anyone in there? | 1.2683 | 0.06732 | 82 | 67 | 8 | 7 |
1827 | Well, you won’t have any worries with the paparazzi. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1828 | Yeah, I don't get the plot of "Station 11" either. Just go with it. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1829 | No, the jetpack will cost extra. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1830 | It’s all the rage. Soon everyone will be wearing them. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1831 | Too Gagarin? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1832 | And after the pandemic you’ll be the hit at any Sci Fi convention. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
1833 | Now that’s fly. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1834 | You look like 187 billion bucks, Mr. Bezos. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1835 | Did you say you were launching AFTER Labor Day? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1836 | The look is timeless. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1837 | It's the rage among billionaires | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1838 | Looking so fly! | 1.2674 | 0.06496 | 86 | 70 | 9 | 7 |
1839 | That suit takes off about 180 pounds. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1840 | It shows the aliens you’re interested, but not too interested. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1841 | And may I say, Mr. Musk, that is the most dashing suit our tailors have ever crafted. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1842 | Kanye hasn't even worn this yet! | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1843 | And with the right accessories, you can easily transition from Bezos at the office to Gaga at the club. | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
1844 | You are rocking the moonwalking look! | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1845 | My wife absolutely loves hers! | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1846 | Fat? You look downright weightless. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1847 | An added bonus is, you don't have to wear a mask. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1848 | It's certainly classic--but we also offer stylishly modern selections from the Space Force and Elon Musk lines. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1849 | It makes you look like a lunatic. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1850 | True, she won’t see your face, but she’ll love the cut of your jib. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1851 | That's the last one we have, and it's in your size. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1852 | Yes sir, free delivery and alterations--within our Solar System--included. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1853 | It's called astroslimming. | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
1854 | Seriously. It’s out of this world. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1855 | That is so not you that it's you! | 1.2667 | 0.04336 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1856 | We're hoping to have them ready before the next Presidential election. | 1.2667 | 0.04819 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1857 | Yes, but there's an extra charge for a codpiece. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1858 | Excuse me, sir, did my dad come in here? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1859 | You said you wanted something for a star-studded affair. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1860 | Didn't you see this year's MET Gala? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1861 | It’s great that you’re thinking fashion forward for COVID 2023! | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
1862 | I'm sorry Mr. Musk, you have to poop in your suit. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1863 | You cannot find a finer suit for those -455°F occasions. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1864 | I can get that for you in a glen plaid. | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
1865 | Believe me, the cummerbund has to match the boots and the face shield. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1866 | It won’t feel so tight in zero gravity. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1867 | Can I wrap it up or would you prefer to wear it out? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1868 | You really want to make it skintight? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1869 | I think you rocket | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1870 | 'I think you are now both trendy and safe enough to go clubbing on Friday' | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1871 | This week on Queer Eye: Pandemic Edition. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1872 | These cummerbunds allow you to look weightless when you are weightless. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1873 | We shoot for the stars in our tailoring, and I have a feeling you do the same in your line of work too. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1874 | She'll notice you now! | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1875 | For these short flights you’ll save money using our “just hold it” protocol. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1876 | This is the new look. Face masks are so 2020. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1877 | It's very 2022. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1878 | It's all the rage in Paris and Milan. But you're from Houston, hmm? We might have a problem. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1879 | Now, a different size will have to be special order. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1880 | . . .and it protects you better than a vaccine. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1881 | Far out. Literally | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1882 | This is ground control to Major Tom Ford | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1883 | It has the added benefit of deaccentuating your wrinkles. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1884 | It's perfect for your SpaceX flight. You'll need it in a different color for your Blue Origin trip. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1885 | It's just you. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1886 | For summer 2022 this is our latest Variant fashion | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1887 | It's eons ahead. We call it super collider wear. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1888 | I like it, but I might want to try the cosmonaut one just in case. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1889 | You're correct. On first fittings, women *do* get dress-left. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1890 | NOW you are stylin for climate change! | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1891 | I'm a real space cadet | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1892 | Well. Your date won't have to worry about getting an STD. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1893 | Aaaand, to top it all off, it covers all of your problem areas! | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1894 | It makes you look more buff and less bald. | 1.2651 | 0.06658 | 83 | 68 | 8 | 7 |
1895 | You look like you weigh nothing at all. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1896 | With the alterations we’ve made, you’re now well prepared for the next pandemic. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1897 | Not to worry . . . There is a lifetime warranty on the septic system! | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1898 | This suit is Bezos approved. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1899 | I’m ready. Now I just need a billion dollars. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1900 | It’s CDC recommended. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1901 | You wanted bootcut? | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1902 | Covid proof; AND you can go out without make-up. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1903 | Tight on the crotch? ... maybe wear your tighty whities below the pants ... it is not rocket science ... | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1904 | Sure it’s not airtight anymore, but you have to admit it’s very slimming. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1905 | Oh yes, hermetically sealed is all the rage. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1906 | I can let it out some if you're finding it hard to breathe. | 1.2647 | 0.04922 | 136 | 109 | 18 | 9 |
1907 | It screens out 100% of all sunlight so can be out all day, every day. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1908 | And when's the big date? | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1909 | That really does suit you. | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
1910 | Trust me, she’ll know you’re ready for re-entry. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1911 | I understand that you are a teenager who knows everything, but the suit does not come with a free pair of skis. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1912 | I could take it in a bit, but any alteration would void the waterproof guarantee | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1913 | It's so you! Early space age | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1914 | So a skosh more in the crotch and .6 angstroms off the sleeves? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1915 | It looks like someone stole our idea and put it on this weeks inside back cover of the New Yorker. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1916 | And, unlike previous space suits, this one will never go out of style. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1917 | The academic tweed jacket and elbow patches is so over. This is the right fashion now, professor. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1918 | Ivanka, there still may be places on earth you can go..... | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1919 | It also comes in dystopian blue. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1920 | Yes, you look great, Mr. Bezos. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1921 | You look familiar: | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1922 | It fits like a glove - and you don’t have to wear a mask! | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1923 | It's what everyone in ICUs will be wearing this fall | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1924 | It's really taking haute couture to an entirely new level. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1925 | The mirror adds 10 pounds. On the moon, only 2 pounds. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1926 | This concept is straight from The Right Stuff: Dressing for the Job you Want in the Space Biz. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1927 | Are you sure you are a lefty? | 1.2636 | 0.05729 | 110 | 90 | 11 | 9 |
1928 | They say zero-g is slimming. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1929 | Best choice for mooning. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1930 | It's great for when you're having a bad hair day! | 1.2636 | 0.04863 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1931 | No, it's not too revealing. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1932 | The creases will lift in space. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1933 | It fits! Now tell me again what was the complications with your home address | 1.2632 | 0.07343 | 76 | 64 | 4 | 8 |
1934 | This color will contrast well with the martian soil so they can find your corpse. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1935 | Why? Because I’m Malcom Gladwell, Tailor of the Future, of course! | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1936 | The suit is free,but you have to be worth over 100 billion dollars to take it home. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1937 | I'm sorry but bottoms with buttons are not available. | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1938 | Trust me, this fit is what's trending with the Martians. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1939 | It's very now. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1940 | Well, it is a billionaires Ball. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1941 | The suit fits perfectly. By the way, who are you? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1942 | Do these effectively hide my thunder? | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1943 | And if they don't let you on the rocket, you can always return it. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1944 | You’ll be able to sneak out of church early. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1945 | Well what do you think? Perhaps a wiper blade | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1946 | Hmmm...maybe you need a Space XL. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1947 | It also comes in size Zero-G. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1948 | You said you were looking for an out of this world look | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1949 | Trust me, you don’t want to go with the ‘untucked’ look. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1950 | It's also available in red. | 1.2626 | 0.04671 | 99 | 74 | 24 | 1 |
1951 | No vaccine compares. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1952 | I must say the boots really compliment your belt. | 1.2626 | 0.04780 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1953 | A good outfit can get you anywhere. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1954 | I must say, you look out of this world! | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1955 | The fit and cut are like nothing else on Earth. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1956 | Let it out more? I’m afraid we’re out of space. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1957 | It's what they're all wearing on Mars these days. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1958 | It may feel stuffy, but I can assure you it's rather breathable. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1959 | A fly? You didn’t specify a fly. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1960 | It’s ga-ga-gorgeous | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1961 | After a few minor alterations, you'll look out of this world. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1962 | That is the only suit you will ever need ! | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1963 | This suit will definitely match your Tesla. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1964 | Now you can forget about Covid. And go about your normal life, sort of. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1965 | AU CONTRAIRE, LE CUMMERBUND, C'EST TOI!!!! | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1966 | And to think, you helped pay for this! | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1967 | It's got U.F.O. written all over it. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1968 | ...And ultra-platform boots just as you requested, Mr. Bezos." | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1969 | Of course, it costs more if you want your face to show. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1970 | You really are dressing for the job you want! | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1971 | No one’s gonna even NOTICE that SpongeBob Aquarium Pineapple House ornament when YOU come floating down looking like THAT! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1972 | Everyone will be wearing it this year. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1973 | It’s called our space age anti-viral suit. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
1974 | I can see from your smile that you really like it. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1975 | It's ideal for someone who doesn't want to make a fashion statement! | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1976 | And if you have an itch, it comes with an automatic scratching feature. | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1977 | Mylar or Dacron cuffs? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1978 | Well, you knew what they say... If you haven't worn it in over a year... | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1979 | That would go great with some No-Air Jordans. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1980 | It's the latest in survival apparel. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1981 | Must be some blast, Mr. Bezos | 1.2613 | 0.04380 | 111 | 83 | 27 | 1 |
1982 | In space you’ll look 20 lbs thinner. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1983 | It's supposed to be a little tight. It's going to expand a little when you hit zero gravity. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1984 | Is the wedding pandemic formal or pandemic formal optional? | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1985 | If I tighten the seams any more, you won't be able to breathe. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1986 | I'm just not sure if the cumberband really works with this. | 1.2609 | 0.06157 | 92 | 75 | 10 | 7 |
1987 | This outfit may prove difficult if you decide to take epee. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1988 | That cummerbund is out of this world. | 1.2609 | 0.03824 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1989 | Mr Musk, there’s really no reason to stuff a roll of socks in your crotch for this type of adventure. | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
1990 | It's you, Mr. Musk." | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1991 | You understand why we must be paid in cash! | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1992 | Boxers might be preferable to briefs. | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1993 | It's a retro fashion from the 60's. All the trillionaires are wearing them! | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1994 | Yes, briefs on the outside is this year’s look. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1995 | First time climbing Mt. Everest? | 1.2609 | 0.06157 | 92 | 75 | 10 | 7 |
1996 | Yes… Alterations are free. Why do you ask? | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1997 | I had the same problem until I got my hair cut like THIS. | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
1998 | It’s what all the billionaires are wearing this season. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1999 | It’s fashion forward | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
2000 | You mean you don't like our 'Hidden Figures' spacesuit line? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2001 | Pick a pronoun, any pronoun! | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
2002 | Left or right? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2003 | Well, you will be weightless, so does it matter it makes you look fat? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2004 | Pinning on a carnation could affect oxygen levels. How about a nice pocket square? | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
2005 | This suit moves effortlessly from serious scientific investigation straight to post apocalyptic entertainment! | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2006 | Trust me, all the billionaires rock the cummerbund. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2007 | Look - you said you wanted something out of this world - you got it! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2008 | And it comes with a free CD of David Bowie’s greatest hits! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2009 | I'm never disappointed by the difference a nice cummerbund can make. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2010 | Not everyone can wear a suit like that! | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2011 | It's the first NASA game show. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2012 | If you want to be the best dressed Earthling on Mars, wear a cummerbund. That's what I always say! | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2013 | Well, la de da! | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2014 | Will you be you wanting cuffs? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2015 | On you,it looks great! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2016 | I’ll have to make closet space for this but i’ll take it! | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2017 | This definitely screams “I need some space”! | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2018 | The belt is definitely slimming. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
2019 | This is wonderful day wear. But if you have any plans on the dark side of the moon, I could show you something more formal. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2020 | Do you want the fly with a zipper or buttons ? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2021 | What's with the black face? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2022 | No, the ride is not included. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2023 | Yes . . . we can change your look. What do you have in mind? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
2024 | It's perfect for the Moon, Mars and Covid. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
2025 | You look like a million, I mean - billion dollars. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2026 | Elon, it is you! Bezos and Branson wore last seasons attire. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2027 | That's one giant leap for your attractiveness, sir. | 1.2593 | 0.04627 | 108 | 82 | 24 | 2 |
2028 | Best of all, you can just wear this instead of paying taxes. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
2029 | I know it’s a little tight in the midsection right now, but trust me, everything will even right out in zero g. | 1.2593 | 0.05483 | 108 | 87 | 14 | 7 |
2030 | And if you aren't assigned a mission, well...there's always Halloween | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
2031 | Of course, you'll still need to wear a mask... | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
2032 | You can throw the Beano away sir! | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
2033 | We could accessorize with a asteroid belt | 1.2589 | 0.04952 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
2034 | The post-pandemic wardrobe update looks good on you. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
2035 | KN95 mask is extra. | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
2036 | Wrap it up, Scotty? | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2037 | It was up to you to mention the need for the mating accessory! | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2038 | It comes with two pairs of pants. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2039 | We have larger codpieces available if you need to impress someone. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
2040 | I don’t know, Jim. Does it look a little too “out there”? | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
2041 | You’ll look skinnier on Mars. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2042 | Trust me, honey. I'm a tailor to the stars. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2043 | You show that Covid who's boss! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2044 | Let your face show your excitement. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2045 | Perhaps I can suggest one of our monogramed Stetson accessories for your off-helmet occasions | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2046 | I like it; it says deep sea, outer space, come on an adventure with me. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2047 | I think, sir, you might want to go for the see-thru helmet. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2048 | It's our top of the line: 100% recycled pressurized pellets harvested from the old Star Wars Death Star. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2049 | Out of this world, right? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2050 | Are my space diapers showing? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2051 | It’s best to plan ahead | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2052 | It's from our new Station Eleven collection. | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2053 | It’s the appropriate style for any large function | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2054 | Its only space "resistant" not space "proof", but we do sell a warranty! | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
2055 | Can I do it? We made the same changes on Elon's suit just last week. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2056 | I'm sure with this ensemble your interview with NASA is just a formality. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2057 | We specialize in COVID Couture. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2058 | It’s perfect…especially the musk scent. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2059 | Does this outfit make me look spacey? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2060 | Yes. Very Station 11 | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2061 | It comes with a matching NFT. | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
2062 | The cummerbund is so you. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2063 | I sure hope there is enough space for me at the gala. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2064 | For $12,000,000, it should at least come with a vest. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2065 | We vacuum-fitted it to bring you two sizes down! | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2066 | Unfortunately, we do not yet have a shipping option. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2067 | Yes, you can absolutely fuck in this. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2068 | It’s perfect for après-launch. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2069 | Sometimes Prime Wardrobe just won’t do, right Mr. Bezos? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2070 | Would you like to see it in checks or plaid, they're all asexual? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2071 | The cowboy hats are right this way | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2072 | 'Never in the dryer, just hang it outside" | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2073 | Sorry, no credit; because we never know. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2074 | I took your request for a weightless suit too literally. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2075 | We can also do that in a muted glen plaid | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2076 | Mr. Bezos -- I really thinks it's you! | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
2077 | This one goes great with an oxygen tank. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2078 | You can’t describe Neopolitan tailoring until you have it on | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2079 | It comes with the mirror. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2080 | There. You’re ready for any deck on your Princess cruise. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
2081 | Awesome choice--the style screams out your anti-VAX, don't mess with me, survivalist rage! | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
2082 | The Depends are built in. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2083 | …with your choice of matching heels for apres flight | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
2084 | This one comes with a bespoke adult diaper, just in case… | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
2085 | It’s less about comfort and more about anonymity. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2086 | No, I mean it -- you look like $300 billion. | 1.2574 | 0.03905 | 136 | 102 | 33 | 1 |
2087 | This is the new fashion right now all across the universe! | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2088 | This is absolutely the best Covid proof outfit available. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2089 | Life on Mars? You'll be the life of the party wherever you go. | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
2090 | It's the perfect outfit for going to the movies. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
2091 | You say it’s self-driving? | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
2092 | This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said I wanted to look out of this world. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2093 | You said ‘“high fashion.” | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
2094 | Well, if you're going to wear a mask, you should really WEAR A MASK! | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2095 | Are you flying private or commercial? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2096 | You’re asking a tailor to measure you for a perfect fit? Go ask a rocket scientist. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2097 | It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you are rockin' that outfit! | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
2098 | well it does make your waist look smaller | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
2099 | And the greatest thing is that it's self-cleaning - no dry cleaners; no need for bathroom breaks. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
2100 | Why, sure the cummerbund has a function! Gets you into black tie. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
2101 | Not bad-looking for an empty suit. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
2102 | And if you are planning on a space walk during your flight, we can upgrade your suit. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
2103 | Little big, too much space | 1.2564 | 0.04054 | 117 | 87 | 30 | 0 |
2104 | If you have to use the bathroom you'll have to plan pretty far ahead. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2105 | We don't want you to feel that you are under any pressure, but... | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2106 | Is this the Bezos cut? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2107 | Mr. Bezos, the utility cummerbund is big this season. | 1.2564 | 0.04318 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2108 | It looks great on you Mr. Gates, don’t worry about a rocket. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2109 | We can take the diaper in by an inch if you want. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2110 | You'll be weightless, so you'll need a tube, not a fly zipper. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2111 | This is the very latest in outer outer wear! | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2112 | I know it's a little tight. Don't worry, they'll shrink. | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
2113 | It's not miss-stitched--you've got your head on backwards! | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2114 | Houston, we have a hottie. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2115 | You said you wanted a suit that's 'out of this world.' | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2116 | Unfortunately I can’t use any pins! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2117 | I'm sorry, Mr. Bezos. Our confidentiality policy forbids me from disclosing Mr. Branson's fabric choices. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2118 | Is this occasion for fashion or function? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2119 | I hope you like your choice of our least breathable fabric. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2120 | This one is also available in a slate gray or black. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2121 | This, plus three vaccinations, is almost foolproof against Covid-19 | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2122 | Does this make me look fat or am I just spacing out? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2123 | Captain, you are set to STUN! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2124 | You do realize that I can't hear a word you are saying? | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2125 | No, I'm sorry. There's no alteration that will make your Tesla less smug. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2126 | You said you found this at a thrift store? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2127 | You look fabulous Mr. Musk. Would you like to order it in every available color? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2128 | It’s very Station Eleven! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2129 | I think the cummerbund really makes it! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2130 | After all of that tucking, stitching, and hemming, returning to the moon should be a cinch. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2131 | Although the suit is somewhat astronomical, the price tag is not. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2132 | I'd skip the jacket vent and just go for the air vent. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2133 | The spacesuit and even the tailoring is complimentary with your 100 million dollar ticket for the Musk X-press. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2134 | Really, you can wear it anywhere. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2135 | Would you like to see it in puce | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
2136 | Is there anything we can do to make this thing more breathable? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2137 | Even without the cowboy hat, you're all still Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Bezos. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2138 | Now your good for the office. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2139 | Someone’s been skipping his astronaut ice cream! | 1.2551 | 0.06374 | 98 | 83 | 5 | 10 |
2140 | No, the COVID special does not make you look fat. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2141 | I wouldn’t exactly consider marriage a small step.” | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2142 | You can afford your own rocket but you don't want to pay extra for the mirrored face shield? | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2143 | It's the most "out-there" style available | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2144 | It is from our Covid line. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
2145 | Our space suits don't usually come with a pocket square. | 1.2549 | 0.05860 | 102 | 84 | 10 | 8 |
2146 | I'm not sure. This look seems kind of "out there." | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
2147 | No, of course you don't look fat! Not like it matters where you're going anyways! | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
2148 | Space suits you Sir. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
2149 | Yes, I can help you with casual Friday. | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
2150 | Where you're going, no one looks fat. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
2151 | This look will suck the oxygen out of any room. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2152 | Would you prefer I show you something from our Midnight Toker collection? | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
2153 | Trust me. You’ll be seeing this look everywhere. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
2154 | Astro-yesssss! | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
2155 | Do you have this in a moon glow blue? | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2156 | Now, sir, may I interest you in an asteroid belt? | 1.2544 | 0.05259 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
2157 | Much better than a mask, don’t you think? It’s so slimming! | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
2158 | If I may say, Sir, your fashion sense is out of this world. | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 114 | 86 | 27 | 1 |
2159 | This suit feels a little spacious. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2160 | It’s COVID-19 proof! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2161 | It's excellent for remote work. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2162 | I think you'll be great on the cover of the very first Mars Vogue! | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2163 | Do you have enough space ? | 1.2532 | 0.05086 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2164 | Haute couture for the commercial space age! You look magnifique monsieur! It is only $500,000 with the environmental disaster discount! | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2165 | I think this ensemble will set my career into orbit. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2166 | Elon Musk bought the same outfit." | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2167 | For$ 250 more, I’ll throw in a Jeff Bezos cowboy hat. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2168 | In space no one knows your inseam. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2169 | Who says Covid can't be chic? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2170 | You look 1/6 your weight! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2171 | Now even you can Moonwalk. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2172 | We call this one Kanye. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2173 | And you can also use it as a wine cooler. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2174 | I've tightened up the hips slightly, to prevent an air leak.. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2175 | You will make a splash on your $20,000,000, 11 minute flight! | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2176 | Of course we can accessorize that. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2177 | I charge 10% of what you're paying Musk. But you get back 5% if you return it in one piece. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2178 | You’re totally ready for the next variant. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2179 | Guaranteed to be airtight, or you can return it for a full refund, but the offer does not extend to your heirs! | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2180 | You are ready to go to the grocery store. | 1.2527 | 0.06171 | 91 | 75 | 9 | 7 |
2181 | You'll love it. You'll no longer have to mask up, socially distance, or wash your hands. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2182 | The new CDC guidelines looks fabulous on you! | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2183 | So who are you dating, Jupiter or Mars? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2184 | I’ve never done a space suit before. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2185 | I’m sorry, but it’s not available in chartreuse. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2186 | That suit on you looks out of this world! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2187 | My bad. I thought you said you wanted TO fly. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2188 | It comes with a free Covid test. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2189 | I’ll have my brother Harpo press it before you pick it up. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2190 | See how the VR headgear turns you into a buff fashion plate? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2191 | And there is no extradition treaty. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2192 | I see you took "tailor to the stars" quite literally. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2193 | No worries! Guys come in four, five times a day asking me to remove that front flap. Really… | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2194 | How do you hang? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2195 | And how long would it take before I can sit down on the toilet? | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2196 | It's a nice idea but we don't have one with pleats. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2197 | It's our best selling protection from covid suit. | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2198 | Elon and Jeff don't have the vision you do. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2199 | It's perfect for work and parties. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
2200 | You see...you don't have to be a billionaire to look like a million bucks. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2201 | We specialise in designing unfulfilled dreams. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
2202 | Once your billionaire friend sees you in this suit he will definitely know exactly what you’d like for you birthday. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2203 | You look well-traveled. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
2204 | Oh sorry, I thought you asked if it would make Mars look big... | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2205 | The sleeves will ride-up with wear. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2206 | For goodness sake, man, I said my name is Major Tom ...not that I wanted to look like Major Tom! | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2207 | Are you feeling it? I am feeling it. It is the latest in our COVID line. Ready for anything - alien invasion, outer space trip, pandemic, social interaction... the list is endless. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
2208 | Would you like to see it with a matching cape? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
2209 | And, it's totally covid proof | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2210 | How does it fit?" "It's ok, but it could be more spacious. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2211 | Not even Jeff has one. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
2212 | The trend shows it will be THE ‘going out’ outfit. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
2213 | Bro, if you could "like me" when you get to Earth, I'd definitely appreciate the possibility of more business. | 1.2523 | 0.04334 | 111 | 84 | 26 | 1 |
2214 | Trust me, it's you. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2215 | The headpiece is so well coordinated | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2216 | It also comes in sky blue and cosmic green | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2217 | Not only will it protect you against the pi variant, you can adjust your pecs for any occasion | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2218 | It's just not very breathable... | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
2219 | Does it look good? On you, it's out of this world! | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
2220 | It’s a new frontier for spacesuits. | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2221 | Will Tuesday work for you? The waistband is perfect, but I'll need to take in the shoulders and oil the elbows. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2222 | Only this suit let's you tolerate global warming. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2223 | The suit is part of our post-apocalypse collection, the boots are classic Uggs | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2224 | It's out of this world. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
2225 | In that one - and I'm not just saying this - you really look out of this world. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2226 | It's an exact replica of Shatner's | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2227 | Not for space, it's to live up to my dog's expectations of me. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2228 | It's retro astro | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2229 | Modern day fashion is out of this world! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2230 | That suit really brings out your eyes. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2231 | Looks great on you! So apocalyptic! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2232 | They won't be able to keep their tentacles off you! | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2233 | For you? You will receive an "out of this world" discount. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2234 | You're going to rock the dance floor at the Space Station! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2235 | To be honest, I'm a bit starstruck. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2236 | And voila! You're back in the swing of things! | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2237 | You may now enter a restaurant! | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2238 | Slimmer? My dear, you look positively weightless! | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2239 | Does your closet have space? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2240 | It's perfect for casual Friday! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2241 | It'll be the first cummerbund in space. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2242 | It's just out of this world. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2243 | If you want to blend in, may I suggest all black. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2244 | Only 49.95 to add the racing stripes. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2245 | You sure look ready to go! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2246 | Sorry, I should have asked if you wanted a breathing hole. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2247 | I’m pretty sure the giant leap for mankind is what ripped them last time. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2248 | You're sure to one-up Elon in this Mr. Bezos | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
2249 | Will you be wearing your catheter on the right or the left? | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2250 | How's that fit? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2251 | Would you like it better in another color? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2252 | So what's the occasion? Business or pleasure? | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
2253 | What the best dressed grocery shoppers are wearing this season | 1.2500 | 0.06536 | 80 | 66 | 8 | 6 |
2254 | “Casually chic and Covid safe at the supermarket in the morning, fashion forward and spectacular as you orbit the earth with the billionaires at night.” | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2255 | The air tanks will run you ten thousand dollars now, twenty thousand dollars in four minutes... | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2256 | You now can skip all the mandatory vaccination and mask requirements, Mr. Djokovic | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
2257 | You look dashing but a mask is all that’s required. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2258 | “Rental orders should be dropped off the first business day after your event.” | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2259 | You look a billion bucks! | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
2260 | THIS IS OUR TOTAL VIRUS PROTECTION PACKAGE | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2261 | Maybe a little off the sleeves? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2262 | Perfect for my American Airlines flight from Miami to London! | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2263 | Well, sure... I guess you do look a LITTLE like Matt Damon. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2264 | Congratulations! You're not a vampire! | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2265 | Mr. Branson, you look like 3.8 billion bucks | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
2266 | I can get it for you wholesale | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2267 | Now that's a suit to go to an anti-vaxxer party!! | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
2268 | Nooooo! You don't look fat! Or stupid! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2269 | Mardi Gras,Halloween,or SpaceX? | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2270 | It’s pretty snug, so remember, dry clean only! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2271 | For the smart crowd that wants to be ready for every Covid mutation from now on, it's All the Rage. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2272 | Your husband was right-it's too revealing. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2273 | You'll be well-dressed anywhere in the universe in this one. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
2274 | I know we're a little pricey. But over at NASA you can't get an enviro-ware designer suit this good for under 150 million. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
2275 | That'll stay in fashion right through the Omega variant. | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
2276 | And trust me, once the CDC changes their guidance again, this will be impossible to get. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2277 | I love the retro Apolloy look to it. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2278 | Can you widen the lapels? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2279 | It IS more slimming without the air tank, but that will limit where you wear it. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2280 | It's all hand stitched under water by Martians from Pluto sir. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2281 | Tailoring will take about a week. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2282 | Loosing the oxygen is so slimming and unfussy. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2283 | Your ass is out of this world. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2284 | Now... Bezos Blue or Musk Melon? | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2285 | This one is just for the Astronistas. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2286 | The cummerbund is very slimming! | 1.2500 | 0.04388 | 108 | 82 | 25 | 1 |
2287 | Don't worry about the rips. It's called "distressed," and is very much in style. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
2288 | And as I said, if anyone recognizes you tonight, you get a full refund and can keep the suit. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
2289 | You'll get a real lift wearing this. | 1.2500 | 0.06786 | 76 | 63 | 7 | 6 |
2290 | There's not much I can do with the KN100 suits, but I know they don't shrink. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2291 | Yes, you can certainly meet face to face if you wish. But l must make some alterations before you can safely step through the portal. | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2292 | It's the cummerbund that really makes it | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
2293 | The cummerbund is a bit much. | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
2294 | I was going to get a wedding dress but I figured I’d use this more. Climate change. COVID. Halloween. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
2295 | Now, say AAAAAAAAA!!! | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2296 | Oh no, you'll still get it. | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
2297 | And the extended warranty is good for 3 years or the zyclition virus, whichever comes first! | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2298 | We'll tuck the radiation shield just a smidge. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2299 | Do you know how to change in a phone booth? | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
2300 | Do you feel like you need more space? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2301 | It's good for exploring outer space or the grocery aisle. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2302 | Yes it's guaranteed to protect you from covid without even leaving planet Earth | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2303 | Cosmetology was actually my back-up plan” | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2304 | Nothing will say galactic boss lady like a set of shoulder pads.” | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2305 | A much better look than a N95. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2306 | Well, your childhood dream came almost true... | 1.2475 | 0.04316 | 101 | 76 | 25 | 0 |
2307 | It also comes in hot pink! | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2308 | It’s a more modern look | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2309 | I said I want to be dressed for the red CARPET, you idiot! | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2310 | The cummerbund should be just as functional in space as it is down here. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2311 | Good enough for an eleven-minute journey? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2312 | I can take the helmet in a bit, but I think that faceplate is you! | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2313 | With practice, a four person team can get you out the door in an hour! | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2314 | The helmet, belt and boots are a little matchy-matchy. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2315 | Mr Branson guarantees this is better than any of the knockoffs you can get from Amazon. | 1.2474 | 0.06048 | 97 | 81 | 8 | 8 |
2316 | Yeah, it’s a little stiff at first but you won’t know you’re wearing it after a couple of lightyears | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2317 | The nicest thing is it works for any occasion. | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2318 | Believe me, this look is about to take off! | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2319 | You’ve really bulked up, Mr. Bezos. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2320 | I told you you'd look out of this world. | 1.2474 | 0.04642 | 97 | 74 | 22 | 1 |
2321 | Let’s talk accessories - moon buggy, American flag or golf club? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2322 | It's been very popular with teachers. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2323 | I know you prefer things more fitted, but in space you look 175 pounds lighter. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2324 | So,is this your first space swimsuit? | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2325 | It’s good to have you back, and as you can see, Major Tom, men’s EVA fashion hardly changes over time. | 1.2473 | 0.04498 | 93 | 70 | 23 | 0 |
2326 | Is there a warranty if I see any damage? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2327 | No, in fact Uranus looks very trim. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2328 | The price for the adjustments will be astronomical | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2329 | Trust me, it’ll look better with no gravity. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2330 | It's what they're wearing on Mars these days. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2331 | You’re the third billionaire this week to buy one of these. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2332 | This is our latest from our Global Crisis line. We like to call it | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2333 | Does this make my butt look big? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2334 | Can you tell whoever “they” are that we accept all credit cards? | 1.2472 | 0.05247 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2335 | unisex? unisexy! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2336 | Excellent,Taylor, you're ready to return to in-person kindergarten! | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2337 | No worries. We'll let out the seam and find you some more space. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2338 | You should have gone before you put it on. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2339 | 2001: A Space Tapestry | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2340 | All the best billionaires are wearing it | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2341 | It's styled for those untethered moments when one just needs a little more space. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2342 | This feels a bit too 2024 | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2343 | Pandemic, schmandemic | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2344 | I call the new look "supermarket chic." | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2345 | No, I don't think it makes you look like a capitalist pig. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2346 | We call it the N-96: | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2347 | Now let's find you a cowboy hat for when you get back. | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
2348 | You really think pleats will hold extra oxygen? | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
2349 | Can you take it in some? I plan on losing a lot of weight. | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
2350 | You are now entering the final fitting.” | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
2351 | 2022 office wear... | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
2352 | Suit me up in something with a little less gravity. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2353 | This style is all the rage with our billionaire clients these days. | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
2354 | You wanted no one to recognize you and I think I delivered. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2355 | Is it breathable? | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2356 | It comes with a rose-colored visor for the return to earth. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2357 | It's the latest in COVID wear | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2358 | Frankly,I think you look out of this world! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2359 | Dress for the job you want not the one you have. | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2360 | This style should really take off. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2361 | The shoulders may need letting out if you plan to swing a golf club. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2362 | I promise: the cat person will never recognize you in this. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2363 | I think it makes you look out of this world | 1.2451 | 0.04501 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
2364 | Oh, I forgot to ask ... which side do you 'dress' on? | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2365 | My college counselor told me I should dress from the job I want. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2366 | Are you absolutely certain you want a zipper? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2367 | You want my honest opinion? You don't look like a bitch-ass nerd's idea of a cool guy at all, Mr. Bezos. You look very swag. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2368 | No, it's not a trick mirror | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2369 | Fits you perfectly!!! To the sun and beyond!!!!! | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2370 | Is it too late for you to take my inseam again? | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2371 | And best of all,you'll never have to deal with the real world again! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2372 | The belt really ties it together | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2373 | Coach or Business Class? | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2374 | Trouble breathing? Looser or tighter? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2375 | It's the suit most commonly requested by tech billionaires | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2376 | You will be bounding over those boulders in style, sir." | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2377 | You should have enough space to move around with this design." | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2378 | It hides your curves nicely, doesn't it? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2379 | Guaranteed to protect you against any infectious disease. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2380 | Tell the truth. You farted in that suit, now didn't you? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2381 | You do indeed look out of this world! | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2382 | Oh believe me, it's extremely you! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2383 | We are a niche concierge service for the billionaire who is living out a real life astronaut fantasy. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2384 | I thought you asked for a special suit to meet E.T., not for a meet n greet. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2385 | And can I interest you in a fluorescent yellow oxygen tank? It will make you light up the night sky. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2386 | Kubrickian is all the rage. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2387 | "It's retro, very 2001. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2388 | Richard Branson bought this same model, in white | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2389 | Everyone will be wearing this at the next insurrection. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2390 | It's the best party suit for nerds and geeks | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2391 | Do you want a hat with that? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2392 | So … Do you dress to the right or to the left? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2393 | I'm not sure if the helmet matches the space boots, but it's a start. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2394 | This is the very latest in cruise wear. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2395 | It's what the billionaires are wearing | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2396 | It perfectly fits you, Mr. Wilkinson. Assuming you’re Mr. Wilkinson. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2397 | This should give you the space she's looking for. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
2398 | And don't forget to say "Klaatu barada nikto" ! | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2399 | It looks great on you Mr. Bezos. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2400 | This isn't what it looked like online? | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2401 | It's a good fit but maybe you should just get the booster shot. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2402 | This not only will make you look skinner, but it is also zero gravity | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2403 | All the billionaires are wearing it this year. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2404 | It's the future of PPE. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2405 | A bit more space in the shoulders, Sir? | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2406 | Is this really what the invite meant by 'Nautical Themed'? | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
2407 | We call it "Omega Ready" | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
2408 | I suggest not breathing for a more fitted look. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
2409 | You'll show them all, Mr. Gates. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
2410 | I’m sorry, Sir, but the cost will skyrocket if you want bodily function alterations. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
2411 | I told you that the black belt really pulled it all together!” | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
2412 | Dude, you have like no thigh gap. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
2413 | And this sound system slays those sorry ear buds. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
2414 | Spacejunk? Or, You need more space for your junk? | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
2415 | Forget about world hunger! You deserve a tailored suit for your 5 billion dollar space flight. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2416 | You look very ... galactic. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2417 | If I take it in, the stitching will compromise your hermetical seal. May I suggest the space cummerbund? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2418 | Nothing says it quite like a bespoke PPE suit. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2419 | In this outfit you're going to have a blast. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2420 | Yes, when your wearing that suit, no one can touch you. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2421 | It is not about matchy-matched; just ask if it goes-with. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2422 | Yes, like that! It’s the only way to hide your ugly face and fat body…. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2423 | Yes sir, Mr. Bezos. I will remove the SpaceX patch right away. My apologies. | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
2424 | Your COVID worries are over. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2425 | Take me to your weaver | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2426 | It really sends a message Mr. Bezos! | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2427 | You said you were over the moon about the wedding | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2428 | I hope the inner and outer “space suit”s you! | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2429 | I launched my spring collection. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2430 | It's really you. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2431 | It gives you an ethereal look. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2432 | Yes. The cummerbund adds gravity to your appearance. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2433 | In Europe, everyone is doing the colostomy bag down the right leg, but you do you. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2434 | Astro swag, yeah, I said it! | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2435 | Will they be able to see my face on Zoom? | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
2436 | I want it to scream "stellar!" | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2437 | Omericon proof? Do you have to ask? | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
2438 | Fashion fades, but space is eternal... | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2439 | Headed to the MIR-ror Ball? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2440 | Okay but I have to pee | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2441 | Want to step outside and see how it looks in the moonlight? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2442 | If a meteor hits it,bring it back anytime | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2443 | Don't worry, this isn't my first elopement. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2444 | No sweetie, it doesn't make you look fat. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2445 | Hell no Mr Bezos, it certainly does not make you look fat. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2446 | Reëntering? | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2447 | It might be a little tight around Uranus. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2448 | No question about it! You'll be the best-dressed man on the moon! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2449 | No, I wouldn't recommend cuffs. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2450 | I don’t know… this feels more white-tie than black-tie. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2451 | You'll love its unisex, rainproof qualities | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
2452 | Yeah - no, cuffs went out a long time ago. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2453 | You'll be the one laughing later. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2454 | Wow ,that suit is out of this world | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2455 | It's you Miss -- It's really you. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2456 | Even though it’s mostly white, the.opaque face shield will enable you to wear it after Labor Day in the Hamptons with impunity. | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
2457 | Yes a bit bulky, but the 38% gravity on Mars will make it slimming. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2458 | Yes Mr. Musk, this is the perfect suit for those low orbit get togethers with Mr. Branson and Mr. Bezos. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2459 | Will less gravity make my butt look better? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2460 | And you don't have to worry about trouser length or cuffs. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2461 | Clothes doth maketh the spaceman,” you have to admit | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2462 | It is so YOU! | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2463 | Wrong door; the carbon fiber shop is one door down. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2464 | You have lift-off, brother | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2465 | You are so ready to colonize Mars. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2466 | To be honest, the cummerbund is out of style, but it works for you here. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2467 | It’s Soyuz | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2468 | This is our new COVID Casual line... | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2469 | How are you liking this outfit, sir? | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2470 | No, it definitely does not make you look fat. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2471 | N95's are soooooo 2021. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2472 | They've scheduled to launch it in our next prêt-à-porter. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2473 | You look so slim. I think it's a great outfit for a first date. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2474 | Never mind him. He's only here to take notes. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2475 | Will that be cash, charge, Bezos, or Branson?" | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2476 | Well, is it out of this world or what? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2477 | Any Alien Creatures you run into will know we Humans love to make fashion statements. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2478 | Is there enough space for you? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2479 | Is it according to the latest trends on Mars? Definitely yes, sir. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2480 | It’s a true day to night look! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2481 | You'll take the air out of the room. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2482 | Does it feel spacey enough? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2483 | This is the latest trend of the COVID season. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2484 | Yes Sir, you are now ready for the next variant. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2485 | Well, it certainly makes you look younger! | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2486 | You liked it and this outfit is comfortable and has a lot of space. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2487 | My great grandfather was Dracula. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2488 | It's also available in Ice Blue and Vermillion. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2489 | Yes-the natural shoulder looks much better. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2490 | You’ll want something less formal for the Virgin flight. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2491 | You'll be stylin' at the satellite campus next semester. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
2492 | Oh…you wanted more space in your suit! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2493 | Everyone in space has one but, no pressure. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2494 | Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jeff Bezos?" | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
2495 | I think its a good fit but how about yellow to match your "summer" complextion? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2496 | Now that looks out of this world. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2497 | You are going to need a cowboy hat | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2498 | Be honest: if you were an abyss, would you stare back at me? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2499 | It will save space in your closet. | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
2500 | Yes,you can even pee in it. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2501 | Now do you like the space cummerbund, or do you want to try it with the space vest? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2502 | We call in "Covid Chic". It's out of this world. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2503 | I'd say you look out of this world. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2504 | Can I assume that you guys accept SpaceCoin? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2505 | I think that will really show them. Don't you Mr Gates? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2506 | I have an asteroid belt that would go great with this. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2507 | If you prefer we can add a codpiece | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2508 | No one will know who you are!! Great to rob banks or whatever you want. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2509 | It's today's look for the fashionable billionaire. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2510 | It’s ideal for large gatherings. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2511 | That's a nice fit." "But to pick up the chicks use the Apollo 11 version-it shows you have balls. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2512 | Dude, you look far out! | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2513 | I think I need a more breathable suit. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2514 | "Glad you like it, Kanye. It's perfect for sneaking up on Pete Davidson. | 1.2389 | 0.05374 | 113 | 94 | 11 | 8 |
2515 | The Covid Defender works nicely at weddings and funerals” | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2516 | Could we interest you in something more terrestrial? | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
2517 | You need the crotch in space? | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
2518 | Its the latest look in styles for Billionaires! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2519 | Can you make the head a little smaller. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2520 | And of course this will protect against against all Covid variants. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2521 | Don't lie. You're thinking of the opening lines to 'The Martian' aren't you? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2522 | Oh yeah, this is way better than that stuffy old wedding tuxedo. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2523 | This is our “Kinda Like” mirror. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2524 | We're totally projecting a Metaverse fashion vibe here. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2525 | You look hotter than the Sun! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2526 | isn’t it out of this world? | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2527 | I can bring in the waist but I won’t adjust any buttons. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2528 | No no, the blackface is very 2022 | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2529 | There’s a certain air of mystery about you. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
2530 | Seems somewhat cheesy for the moon landing. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2531 | It's crazy I pay more taxes than you. | 1.2381 | 0.06476 | 84 | 71 | 6 | 7 |
2532 | I don't know if I can afford this suit. I'm on an astronaut's salary. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2533 | It brings out your buttocks in an astro-sexual way. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2534 | Go ahead, give the laser a try. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2535 | What do you think Major Tom? Ground Control thought it was out of this world. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2536 | My chef-d'oeuvre! Total multiverse zeitgeist with total multiverse crawl-up concealment. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2537 | We could let out the waist a little. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2538 | The billionaire suiting up. | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
2539 | Nobody handles dorsal fins like Brooks Brothers | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2540 | You look like a billionaire already! | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2541 | Wow, this look says, “He’s going places!”. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2542 | Scared? That ought to do it. | 1.2376 | 0.04483 | 101 | 78 | 22 | 1 |
2543 | It’s a little too 2020. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2544 | I could take it in a bit, but I’m not sure there’s space. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2545 | I think you´ll be a hit at the "Dreams I thought were gonna come true" party. Cheers. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2546 | I think this will protect you from Omicron, but I still wouldn't eat the sushi. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2547 | Mr. Musk,that suit fits you like a Tesla. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | It really brings out your depth. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2549 | It's the very latest in 'Extinction Level Event' wear. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2550 | No, it doesn't make you look fat. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2551 | Storm Trooper is the new black. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2552 | Our buffet dining customers swear by it! | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2553 | Elon's new line is named after his new son, that's why our brand isn't recognizable by name. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2554 | Now take a deep breath, enjoy your aroma. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2555 | New suit for Boris wont see him at party | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2556 | You won't get sick while wearing this, but you won't have sex again either. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2557 | Well, yes I do think it's a look that's out of this world. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2558 | The cinch to your waist should counteract that zero-G shapeless feeling! | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
2559 | The wrinkles will come out in time. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
2560 | And you are 99.8% protected against all varients. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2561 | NO! I do NOT want you to vent it! | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2562 | Finding everything alr- oh. There's no one in there. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2563 | You want a suit that’ll make ‘em wonder who the hell you are. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2564 | It’s the latest thing in pandemic protection. It’s going viral. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2565 | Of course, a nice hat will really pull it all together. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2566 | Note the gender neutral crotch. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2567 | These prom themes are getting out of hand. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2568 | If you have to wear a mask anyway, why not own it? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2569 | By 2050 everyone will be wearing them... | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2570 | I wouldn't want to show my face in that either. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2571 | So you dont think this is too much for my job interview with Richard Branson? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2572 | We agreed not to measure by good taste, rather by your personal fantasy. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2573 | The 60’s are back baby! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2574 | That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mannequin. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2575 | One small tuck? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2576 | This fit really shows off you wealth. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2577 | I know it's way over your budget, but remember, in outer space you weigh nothing! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2578 | And, with this suit, there's no need to wear an N95 mask. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2579 | REAL COMFORTABLE??? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2580 | You won't need your fashion sunglasses | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2581 | This one is appropriate for restaurants with no atmosphere. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2582 | It goes great with your eyes! | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2583 | Sure, Mr. Musk. We can add a codpiece. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2584 | YES!!! You look out of this world, just don't eat or drink anything... | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
2585 | You’ll definitely be styling out there. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2586 | Don’t worry, it will be ready before blast off. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2587 | It's a modern twist on the classic asteroid belt. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2588 | This is one of the bestsellers in our 'David Bowie' line this season. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2589 | With the right accessories, you could wear it anywhere. | 1.2353 | 0.04315 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2590 | Of course, you look way out there. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2591 | Between you and I this moon landing is gonna be fake, so the actual fit... no biggie. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2592 | Im sorry we dont have any wings for your suit | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2593 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2594 | It's not you. It's the mirror. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2595 | Its hasn't caught on just yet but it's going to be all the rage by spring | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2596 | Well Harold did you ever think it would come to this, you an astronaut and me a tailor ? | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2597 | It’s a bit tight for Uranus. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2598 | It is perfect for your first Moon party! | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2599 | That's what I'm talking about! Fierce! | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2600 | I'll have your suit and you back in a week. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2601 | Are you sure this is the only way to get him to understand that you need some space? | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2602 | Life on earth is going out of fashion, so I suggest the latest in extraterrestrial leisurewear for the discerning gentleman. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2603 | Subtle, casual. I'll take it. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2604 | The slim fit suit works for you, but we'll need to keep the sensible shoes if you're going to be walking on the moon. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
2605 | I guess it is true that they're letting just anyone into space | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2606 | That's one small suit for men, would you prefer medium? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2607 | NASA fit?? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2608 | You want vents? We'll put in vents | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2609 | No, it actually makes your booty look hella hot." | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2610 | You said you wanted to look like George Clooney, no? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2611 | The cummerbund makes the girdle look less diaper-like. Trust me, you don't want to explore another planet looking like Baby Huey. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2612 | Are you on your launch break? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2613 | If you were a Wordle, you'd be: SWANK. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2614 | It's wildly popular with folks on Mars this year. | 1.2346 | 0.06400 | 81 | 68 | 7 | 6 |
2615 | Believe me sir, that’s a suit you can wear absolutely anywhere. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2616 | This one's very popular with teachers. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2617 | It's the latest in the new normal. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2618 | It sucks the oxygen out of the room. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2619 | No,you're definitely not the man they think you are at home! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2620 | As seen in this months’s what’s hot/what’s cosmonaut list. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2621 | Oh, you said you wanted to LOOK fly? My bad. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2622 | Actually, tailoring is my avocation. I'm really a cost accountant. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2623 | If you do kiss anyone, remember to use wiper fluid. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2624 | ...and before NASA, I worked with Daft Punk. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2625 | This one makes you look tall and slim. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2626 | This is the very latest style Major Tom! | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2627 | Those onions won't stand a chance. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2628 | Two words, my good man: Climate Change. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2629 | The cummerbund is exquisite. You will be the envy of all the other astronauts. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2630 | It does look more slimming from space. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2631 | Easy on the eye shadow and you will be fine! | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2632 | Yeeesss - Space is the new black. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2633 | It positively suits you.” | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2634 | Price includes alterations and stain guard. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2635 | 'Of course, you will have to wear a diaper.' | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2636 | Face it...you are stellar! | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2637 | It's guaranteed to fit, even if you lose weight. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2638 | It's a look that's out of this world. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
2639 | You look great. The suit is well tailored and you don't have bother with an N95. | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2640 | Yes sir- we gladly accept all forms of Intergalactic payment. | 1.2338 | 0.04675 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2641 | Clean your childrens' room? Why, you're now safe to clean the litter box. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2642 | AND, No covid worry ! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2643 | It is not only elegant but 100% COVID resistant | 1.2338 | 0.06639 | 77 | 65 | 6 | 6 |
2644 | You can dress it up for a space walk or dress it down for a walk to the fridge | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2645 | It's the perfect blend of sensibility and machismo. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2646 | It not only makes you look 20 years younger, but it’s quite slimming. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2647 | It flatters your ego well, Mr. Bezos. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2648 | Hmmm. It might be a bit much…the invite said I’d be good with just a KN95. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2649 | I knew it was in the back! | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2650 | Yes,the vaccine may be cheaper but this is way cooler. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2651 | And it's even more flattering when you're floating! | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2652 | You look like a tech billionaire! | 1.2333 | 0.05923 | 90 | 75 | 9 | 6 |
2653 | It's guaranteed against Delta, but not Omicron. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2654 | Dress it up,dress it down. You can go anywhere | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2655 | This look is truly out of this world! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2656 | And are those the boots you'll be wearing? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2657 | You don't need a space suit to boost your confidence. Try women's slacks. They work for me. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2658 | Sure beats a utility belt, amirite? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2659 | You sure look arm-strong in this suit ma'am! | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
2660 | It's going to be a beautiful wedding! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2661 | Sir, I guarantee it's one of a kind - no one else will be wearing this style on the mission. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2662 | With this model, the waste disposal system is custom-made for Uranus. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2663 | Your suit is now beautifully tailored for the entire word see you in all your splendor at the party. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2664 | It says a lot about the subtleties of your statement!! Yes, it is bizarre but it’s perfect for you! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2665 | And now you'll look weightless, too! | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2666 | Fashion forward for next season’s COVID couture. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
2667 | I said I wanted to look "trim" not "buzz" | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2668 | I think it's very slimming | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2669 | This is cotton, which offers a more casual life sustainment. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2670 | Now, I am fully protected from COVID-19. It fits like a glove. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2671 | The Martians will love it! | 1.2330 | 0.04186 | 103 | 79 | 24 | 0 |
2672 | Looks like someone's been under a lot of pressure lately | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2673 | I always say “dress for the world you want to visit”. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
2674 | The $10.4 million includes blue blockers in the helmet. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2675 | No, we don’t have one in pinstripes. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2676 | It really highlights your sense of adventure! | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2677 | That's one small stitch for man. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2678 | I'd suggest no vents. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2679 | The belt looks great, but I can't breathe. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2680 | I think this really says "I can take a step!" | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2681 | I assure you, you won't find one like it on the rack. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2682 | Oh yes, the cummerbund takes that look out of this world. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2683 | It’s the latest in fast fashion. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2684 | Mars won’t know what colonized it. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2685 | Elon and Jeff and Richard are going to be falling all over one another to get you to fly with them.... | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2686 | You said you needed a bit more space | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2687 | Sure it’s a tight fit but at at least you don’t look like a cross between Waldo and Bozo the Clown. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2688 | This is the new air tank - free landsuit. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2689 | One size fits all missions with a secret wine stash, Hand wash only | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2690 | Admittedly, my fashion sense is rather alien. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2691 | In the right places, it takes off 5/6th of your weight. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2692 | I think the line is finally ready to launch. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2693 | On you, honestly stunning. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2694 | I like the cummerbund in black, very elegant. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2695 | No, not Mars, the grocery store | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2696 | Now you are protected... Finally... | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2697 | Will I be able to get it off post-Covid? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2698 | The wide belt is stylish, and it makes you look 10 pounds slimmer in those low gravity environments. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2699 | I guarantee people 50 years from now will be wearing this style | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2700 | You ain't no Shatner, but it looks ok. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2701 | You look great, plus you could wear it to occasions besides prom! | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2702 | I think this is definitely going to be your safe choice | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2703 | Back to the office, I take it? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2704 | That look is so thinning, you could be practically weightless. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2705 | Considering the Space Force are we? | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2706 | A little more Musk,a little less Bezos and Branson. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2707 | It gets roomier in zero-g. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2708 | I thought you two broke up last year? | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2709 | does this come in black? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2710 | Not exactly haute couture, but it'll do for a moon shot. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2711 | I'm sorry, this is the most spacious suit we have. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2712 | Don’t worry, zero gravity does most of the work. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2713 | I call it the “Covid-Schmovid.” | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2714 | I swear. It’s the same one Shatner wore. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2715 | It’s the latest in our new Jeff Bezos line of space wear. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2716 | Yeah, I watched Station Eleven too. So what? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2717 | That suit on you is out of this world! | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2718 | No they don't come in other colors. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
2719 | And best of all, the fabric BREATHES. | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2720 | Well, I think you will 'put those NASA t-shirts to shame' | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2721 | This look is sure to take you to new heights. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2722 | Oh yes! That’s definitely you! | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2723 | It works with a cowboy hat when you exit the spacecraft | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2724 | It's the "mask" of the future. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2725 | You can use it for both Moon golf and Earth fencing. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2726 | KN95's are so declasse. | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2727 | I am not a robot. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2728 | I’ll give you some space while you decide. | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2729 | It definitely draws attention from your bald spot | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2730 | How's the inseam feel? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2731 | Does this suit make my space look vast? | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2732 | Lookin’ good Jeff, now all ya need is a cowboy hat. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2733 | The Kn95 face shield is a nice touch. | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2734 | It truly is our current all-season favorite. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2735 | The question is, will the biohazard look turn out to be a fad or or timeless look? | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2736 | This is from our "Covid Collection" of contemporary menswear. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2737 | And it could also work for spaghetti nights. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2738 | Say the magic word and a duck will come down and give you historic words for your landing. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2739 | If you're not keen on the spaceman look we also have policeman and fireman. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2740 | Two words for you: Women's slacks | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2741 | Are you taking [it] off soon? | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2742 | The radiation-proof exoskeleton is very slimming | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2743 | Your small gray ring bearer was in for a fitting today, as well. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |