Contest #787


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787

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “These should help me approach your father on his own level.”
  2. “I’ve been packed for ages.”
  3. “If we forget anything, we can just invent it when we get there.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-01-17T01:59:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-01-31T01:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-01-25T01:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 31, 2022
Number of captions 5397
Number of responses 683875
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Of course I’m living in the past. Have you seen the present?! 1.7737 0.01356 3380 1519 1107 754
1 Just had a thought. What if I put the wheel on the outside? 1.7451 0.01505 2813 1346 838 629
2 Are you trying to tell me that B.C. is a place in Canada? 1.7326 0.01284 3774 1813 1157 804
3 I don’t know what to pack anymore… It seems like a million years since we’ve been anywhere. 1.7310 0.02318 1160 559 354 247
4 Packing for the Republican National Convention gets easier and easier every four years. 1.7307 0.01376 3502 1759 927 816
5 I guess this means that somewhere the neanderthal we saw at the baggage claim is unpacking MY swim trunks. 1.7132 0.02024 1534 765 444 325
6 Amazon said people who bought the club also bought this! 1.7131 0.01563 2468 1199 778 491
7 This is all they are allowing me to bring to the Texas Science Convention. 1.7074 0.01443 3247 1711 775 761
8 Have you seen my tablet? 1.6939 0.01640 2215 1102 689 424
9 You said no technology this weekend,right? 1.6931 0.01540 2304 1091 829 384
10 I've been packed for ages. 1.6902 0.01679 2040 1000 672 368
11 Really, you're packing that shirt?! 1.6840 0.02013 1465 739 450 276
12 Have you seen my good loincloth? 1.6800 0.02133 1250 619 412 219
13 It's Texas. You never know. 1.6768 0.01728 1977 1006 604 367
14 Okay, we've got everything we need to start all over again. 1.6730 0.01551 2315 1147 778 390
15 It seemed easier to pack them than to reinvent them. 1.6718 0.01635 2087 1037 698 352
16 You said just what we need to survive, right?” 1.6670 0.01714 1877 934 634 309
17 That guy dressed in the bearskin probably has my bag. 1.6667 0.02148 1308 685 374 249
18 Honey, don't forget to pack for the MAGA convention on Tuesday. Remember--I'm leading the science and innovation panel. 1.6628 0.01917 1815 1014 399 402
19 DC? I thought you said we were going to BC! 1.6568 0.01656 2101 1089 644 368
20 I thought you said CAVEMAN Islands... 1.6563 0.01643 2098 1078 663 357
21 It’s important to meet these Republicans at their level. 1.6559 0.02025 1555 855 380 320
22 Look, you either commit to paleo or you don't... 1.6543 0.01806 1747 904 543 300
23 I should warn you, my parents are somewhat old fashioned. 1.6461 0.01814 1571 782 563 226
24 Airport security only had an issue with my bottle of water. 1.6457 0.02062 1304 674 418 212
25 I hope we’re allowed carrion. 1.6453 0.05237 234 131 55 48
26 You're the one who said your folks are Neanderthals. 1.6447 0.01956 1413 722 471 220
27 Don't forget we're moving to a red state. 1.6433 0.01915 1685 928 430 327
28 CAYman?! I thought you said Caveman Islands 1.6423 0.01822 1627 834 541 252
29 You know, Pebbles, I just want your parents to like me. 1.6420 0.01901 1595 847 472 276
30 It really has been ages since I used this suitcase. 1.6419 0.01798 1628 824 563 241
31 I’m just packing the basics. 1.6411 0.01929 1619 882 436 301
32 I CAN'T throw them out. They've been in my family forever. 1.6409 0.02023 1409 750 415 244
33 What makes you think I'm going to my man cave? 1.6404 0.02238 1093 566 354 173
34 I thought that we would take in a Trump rally while we were there. 1.6389 0.02342 1080 585 300 195
35 You've obviously never been to Burning Man before. 1.6366 0.01941 1431 740 471 220
36 You prep for your apocalypse. I'll prep for mine. 1.6357 0.01923 1477 770 475 232
37 I think I've got us prepared for the Texas portion of our trip. 1.6357 0.02027 1477 815 385 277
38 Honey don’t be mad, but I think I ordered our toys for tonight from the wrong Adam and Eve. 1.6350 0.02428 1030 569 268 193
39 I know you said not to reinvent the wheel, but once I got the fire going I was just in the zone. 1.6324 0.02054 1341 716 402 223
40 If I don’t bring it, I guarantee we’ll need it. 1.6313 0.01970 1337 684 462 191
41 No, they definitely said pack for the neanderthals, not the Netherlands. 1.6290 0.02081 1318 711 385 222
42 I am packing some gifts for your mother to remind her of her childhood. 1.6260 0.02150 1262 692 350 220
43 No I'm not 'insulting your relatives' , I'm just bringing things that I think they would like. 1.6258 0.02118 1264 683 371 210
44 I brought everything I need to attend the RNC conference. 1.6250 0.02198 1232 684 326 222
45 I still don't see why you insist on taking separate vacations. 1.6232 0.02082 1234 650 399 185
46 Paleo is more than a diet, it's a lifestyle. 1.6221 0.02192 1188 648 341 199
47 They said nothing but the essentials. 1.6216 0.02070 1197 619 412 166
48 What? You said, "Just pack the basics". 1.6215 0.02695 724 379 240 105
49 It's been eons since I've travelled. 1.6211 0.02062 1206 624 415 167
50 Has it really been that long since our last vacation? 1.6174 0.02183 1124 598 358 168
51 I think you are taking this paleo thing too far. 1.6173 0.02276 1066 576 322 168
52 We haven't traveled in Ages. 1.6149 0.02183 1088 572 363 153
53 Wait... Did you say we were going to D.C. or B.C.? 1.6137 0.02311 1064 587 301 176
54 No, I got it from the other Amazon. 1.6130 0.02247 1075 580 331 164
55 If we forget anything, we can just invent it when we get there. 1.6130 0.02300 1018 547 318 153
56 It's all the baggage I still carry from the past. 1.6115 0.02360 978 530 298 150
57 Where’s my MAGA hat? 1.6074 0.02479 978 561 240 177
58 If I could only squeeze in The Elements of Style, I'd have everything needed to rebuild civilization. 1.6062 0.02431 970 544 264 162
59 I've got the basics covered. Do you have room for my phone charger? 1.6046 0.02294 951 500 327 124
60 Should we just rent a wheel when we get there? 1.6028 0.02428 934 516 273 145
61 It feels like a million years ago that I packed this suitcase. 1.6015 0.02436 916 504 273 139
62 I'm guessing that Cro-Magnon guy we saw at the baggage claim took mine instead. 1.6004 0.02442 911 502 271 138
63 It's a paleo retreat--they said to pack just the bare essentials. 1.5998 0.02369 892 473 303 116
64 If your mother won’t be civilized this weekend, then neither will I. 1.5933 0.02567 831 465 239 127
65 It’s a long story. 1.5927 0.02839 798 485 153 160
66 This vacation, I'm going full paleo. 1.5913 0.02561 805 444 246 115
67 I am bringing all the technology we will need to cover the Republican convention. 1.5909 0.02770 809 484 172 153
68 I hate packing for time travel. 1.5907 0.02541 816 450 250 116
69 That's the last time I order a survival kit from the actual Amazon! 1.5883 0.02744 753 432 199 122
70 Honey, I’m really gonna make the effort to fit in with your family in Florida this time. 1.5846 0.02732 751 431 201 119
71 ...meanwhile some lucky caveman just scored my best Hawaiian shirt! 1.5843 0.02798 724 418 189 117
72 Have you seen my leopard-skin one-shoulder piece? 1.5818 0.02871 648 365 189 94
73 Sure, we're compatible. We're just evolving at different rates. 1.5808 0.02625 699 376 240 83
74 They're Republicans, so I'm packing accordingly. 1.5792 0.02872 701 412 172 117
75 Oh. You said ‘Cayman’ Islands. 1.5765 0.02808 699 403 189 107
76 I made it home with all my souvenirs from the Republican think tank. 1.5761 0.02903 736 450 148 138
77 Sure, I may not be great at packing, but I'm evolving! 1.5740 0.02673 655 352 230 73
78 Yes, dear, I packed my toothbrush. I'm not a caveman. 1.5696 0.02897 625 356 182 87
79 I was surprised too, but they're not specifically prohibited on the TSA website. 1.5689 0.02829 624 348 197 79
80 Just in case we go clubbing. 1.5688 0.02830 647 367 192 88
81 Should we drive or should I just drag you by your hair? 1.5682 0.02820 660 377 191 92
82 Just how many time zones did we fly across? 1.5659 0.03068 599 355 149 95
83 I can't leave the past behind. 1.5658 0.02800 608 334 204 70
84 Look what those neanderthals did to my luggage. 1.5656 0.03013 587 339 164 84
85 First rule of time travel: don’t look like a tourist. 1.5626 0.03010 583 337 164 82
86 This emergency kit has been in my family for two hundred generations. 1.5621 0.03081 580 342 150 88
87 I’m unsure what “primitive accommodations” means 1.5610 0.02862 574 316 194 64
88 This will be our first time to visit B.C. I want to be prepared. 1.5602 0.02991 573 328 169 76
89 Are we sitting in Hunter or Gatherer? 1.5545 0.02947 541 301 180 60
90 It's going to be just like old times! 1.5535 0.03034 542 310 164 68
91 We’re getting together with the Rosenthals? I thought you said the Neanderthals. 1.5515 0.03228 524 313 133 78
92 That was not hyperbole. My family are Neanderthals. 1.5514 0.03197 506 295 143 68
93 Last chance to join me in the man cave for the weekend rather than going to your mother's. 1.5508 0.03030 492 271 171 50
94 I mean, we are leaving Manhattan. 1.5490 0.03250 510 304 132 74
95 Well, they said our accommodations would be primitive. 1.5480 0.03061 500 281 164 55
96 I want to relax on our vacation, and not have to reinvent anything. 1.5480 0.03301 500 300 126 74
97 I gotta tell ya, if tomorrow isn't the end of the world I've had it with Q. 1.5467 0.03310 503 304 123 76
98 Did I mention I was able to get us a cave ? 1.5462 0.03162 498 288 148 62
99 We have very different ideas of what primitive camping means 1.5456 0.03013 493 273 171 49
100 I know how to pack. Do you think I've lived in a cave all my life? 1.5444 0.03210 496 291 140 65
101 Wait, did you say Cayman Islands or Caveman Islands? 1.5428 0.03216 479 278 142 59
102 The brochure clearly said, "Travel back to another time." 1.5409 0.03281 464 271 135 58
103 It’s not just a vacation, honey, but a real opportunity for us to start over. 1.5405 0.03333 457 269 129 59
104 Marie Kondo says we should only pack things that spark joy. 1.5398 0.03360 465 278 123 64
105 You wanted to unplug. 1.5383 0.03186 457 260 148 49
106 Wow, it HAS been a long time since I travelled! 1.5348 0.03134 488 283 149 56
107 Did you pick up my loin cloth at the cleaners? 1.5341 0.03277 440 254 137 49
108 I heard the accommodations are primitive. 1.5333 0.03175 435 244 150 41
109 How remote is this getaway? 1.5324 0.03193 447 255 146 46
110 Look, the brochure said it would be a trip back in time. 1.5320 0.03257 438 252 139 47
111 Just practicing for 2023. 1.5312 0.03417 416 244 123 49
112 Everything else is on the iPad. 1.5308 0.03463 422 252 116 54
113 Well, what do you consider “the essentials”? 1.5304 0.03346 428 250 129 49
114 I thought you said you wanted to start over? 1.5301 0.03214 449 259 142 48
115 It's better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it. 1.5300 0.03360 434 256 126 52
116 The paleo diet was just the beginning, this is about total paleo immersion. 1.5294 0.03299 442 259 132 51
117 Remember not to pack any liquids-the TSA is pretty strict on that. 1.5282 0.03439 426 255 117 54
118 Since we started time traveling I never know what to pack. 1.5280 0.03506 428 261 108 59
119 At the climate control conference, as keynote speaker I was asked to talk about our future. 1.5278 0.03521 413 249 110 54
120 I can't wait to finally unplug. 1.5271 0.03429 425 254 118 53
121 It's the new Fox News Covid Survival Kit. 1.5270 0.03410 444 269 116 59
122 So, go ahead. leave me. I can survive. 1.5266 0.03531 414 251 108 55
123 Paleo is more of a lifestyle than a diet. 1.5262 0.03343 420 245 129 46
124 Oh yeah? What’s in your apocalypse go bag? 1.5262 0.03477 420 253 113 54
125 Look, it's not like I'm trying to carry on four ounces of shampoo. 1.5250 0.03412 400 233 124 43
126 These should help me approach your father on his own level. 1.5246 0.03685 406 254 91 61
127 As you can see, I’m bringing my kindle. 1.5237 0.03513 422 258 107 57
128 You finish unpacking, I'll grab dinner. 1.5233 0.03544 407 247 107 53
129 The website said there's fun for all Ages. 1.5228 0.03139 461 267 147 47
130 Put your hair down so I can drag you to the car. 1.5227 0.03723 396 248 89 59
131 What do you mean I need to evolve? 1.5225 0.03448 400 236 119 45
132 I'm just trying to account for the time difference. 1.5222 0.03542 383 227 112 44
133 It's a surprise for Fred and Wilma 1.5218 0.03426 412 245 119 48
134 Can I put my phone charger in your bag? 1.5217 0.03526 391 233 112 46
135 This trip,I really want to relate to your relatives on their level. 1.5217 0.03662 414 261 90 63
136 I guess I packed for the wrong cartoon. 1.5205 0.03570 390 235 107 48
137 We'll be going clubbing, right? 1.5202 0.03997 321 196 83 42
138 I've decided I need to take my paleo diet to the next level. 1.5187 0.03461 401 239 116 46
139 It’s not just a Paleo diet; it’s a Paleo lifestyle. 1.5152 0.03507 394 237 111 46
140 You told me to only pack the basics. 1.5150 0.03486 400 241 112 47
141 I'll bet the troglodyte who took MY suitcase couldn't even read the luggage tag. 1.5150 0.03554 367 217 111 39
142 No, I don't think I'm being passive aggressive at all. I'm absolutely THRILLED to be visiting my republican in-laws. 1.5147 0.03712 373 230 94 49
143 But then again ... what if I'm right? 1.5147 0.03653 373 227 100 46
144 We’re visiting the South. I want to fit in. 1.5147 0.03633 373 226 102 45
145 You were thinking rustic. I was thinking primitive. 1.5131 0.03412 382 223 122 37
146 Well, your parents always said you married a cave man. 1.5130 0.03484 386 230 114 42
147 We’re TSA PreCheck, right? 1.5124 0.03646 363 219 102 42
148 Don’t worry — their brochure says they’re Paleo friendly. 1.5123 0.03418 365 210 123 32
149 Of course I've gone camping before. 1.5117 0.03505 383 229 112 42
150 Honey, have you seen my lever? 1.5111 0.03732 360 221 94 45
151 Go ahead, pack your swim suit and t-shirts but don’t come crying to me when you’re cold and hungry. 1.5109 0.03526 368 218 112 38
152 The only safe travel now is time travel. 1.5104 0.03479 384 229 114 41
153 I thought you knew I'm a Republican. 1.5099 0.03871 353 222 82 49
154 Wait — didn’t you say this place was totally off the grid? 1.5099 0.03568 353 208 110 35
155 Trust me, these will be luxuries where we're headed. 1.5088 0.03767 342 208 94 40
156 They said to just bring the essentials. 1.5087 0.03644 346 206 104 36
157 It's my first time west of the Hudson, and I want to fit in. 1.5084 0.03678 356 216 99 41
158 It's a gift from a colleague who doesn't believe vaccines work. 1.5083 0.03773 360 224 89 47
159 And some poor sot has my tennis whites and swim trunks! 1.5074 0.03967 337 213 77 47
160 Look. We're going to Texas. We have to be prepared to be off the grid! 1.5074 0.03950 339 214 78 47
161 This weekend I'm getting back to basics. 1.5070 0.03664 355 215 100 40
162 I just feel like we should take these with us, because you don’t know what shape civilization will be in when we get back. 1.5068 0.03548 365 218 109 38
163 If you're going to eat Paleo, you've got to live Paleo. 1.5065 0.03440 387 231 116 40
164 I eat Paleo, I pack Paleo . 1.5054 0.03661 372 230 96 46
165 I’m going all in on this paleo thing. 1.5045 0.03738 337 204 96 37
166 The brochure said the accommodations were primitive. 1.5015 0.03889 325 201 85 39
167 I'm trying to just pack the essentials. 1.5015 0.03650 333 198 103 32
168 It was nice of my parents to pack for me, but I swear they live in the past. 1.5014 0.03689 349 213 97 39
169 After I wow the natives with these, then you introduce your line of health care products. 1.5014 0.03708 355 219 94 42
170 The brochure mentioned clubbing. 1.5013 0.03506 371 223 110 38
171 You’re the one who picked a hotel with no Wi-Fi. 1.5000 0.03651 348 211 100 37
172 So, when you said I should act like a caveman in the bedroom... 1.5000 0.03604 342 204 105 33
173 It’s been a while since we got away. 1.5000 0.03574 346 206 107 33
174 Oh you said the Cayman Islands? 1.5000 0.03823 338 210 87 41
175 I hate packing for these survival weekends. 1.5000 0.03690 346 211 97 38
176 They said we should just bring the basics. 1.4973 0.03553 376 231 103 42
177 Airlines! Whoever owns this suitcase must have been waiting for it for a very long time. 1.4971 0.03901 342 218 78 46
178 I just want to make sure I impress your dad. 1.4970 0.03754 338 208 92 38
179 Come sit on this so I can zip if up. 1.4968 0.03889 308 188 87 33
180 Did you see where I put my tablet? 1.4955 0.03747 333 204 93 36
181 Fire burns paper, wheel rolls over rock and club smashes scissors. Why do you ask? 1.4954 0.03919 327 206 80 41
182 These are the cornerstones of civilization honey. I don't know what gets more 'essential' than that. 1.4952 0.03981 315 198 78 39
183 Have you seen my BlackBerry? 1.4937 0.04046 316 202 72 42
184 That’s the last time I let your mother call me a Neanderthal! I am just going to pack my things and go. 1.4936 0.03939 314 196 81 37
185 So good to finally travel again! Last time I used the suitcase was the Stone Age. 1.4936 0.03771 312 188 94 30
186 I'm not taking any chances. The last Airbnb was really lacking in amenities. 1.4934 0.03832 302 182 91 29
187 We can pick up a new spear when we get there. 1.4922 0.03816 319 196 89 34
188 I'm hoping we can go clubbing. 1.4920 0.03896 313 194 84 35
189 I can’t believe it costs extra to bring your carrion. 1.4919 0.04090 309 198 70 41
190 You said to only pack the essentials. 1.4918 0.03690 305 180 100 25
191 They don’t even have Wi-Fi. Who knows what else we’ll need? 1.4911 0.03746 336 208 91 37
192 I brought a 72 hour survival kit in case this weekend the sun implodes, angular motion becomes unpredictable, and force no longer equals mass x acceleration. I see you brought your pink sweater. 1.4906 0.03983 320 204 75 41
193 At least tell me the name of the hunter-gatherer you're leaving me for 1.4902 0.04015 306 193 76 37
194 You're right - sometimes you just need to unplug and get back to basics. 1.4890 0.03564 317 186 107 24
195 You told me to only pack the essentials. 1.4887 0.03834 311 191 88 32
196 Having this watch is a Godsend, seeing that now I don't have to pack a sundial. 1.4881 0.04063 293 184 75 34
197 Would you prefer hunting or gathering? 1.4866 0.04226 261 162 71 28
198 Have you seen my charger? 1.4865 0.04548 222 137 62 23
199 In case we have to start over... 1.4863 0.03926 292 179 84 29
200 This is the last time I‘m staying with the Flintstones side of the family. 1.4850 0.03641 334 204 98 32
201 You said you wished we could go back to the beginning. 1.4833 0.03820 300 183 89 28
202 The airline tag says it belongs to Flintstone. 1.4828 0.03884 290 177 86 27
203 Well, at least it won't set off the metal detector. 1.4828 0.04260 261 164 68 29
204 Stonehenge? I thought you said Stone Age! 1.4818 0.03764 303 184 92 27
205 Packing go bags for the next time Trump is elected was easier than I thought. 1.4804 0.04160 281 179 69 33
206 The tour brochure said to only pack essentials. 1.4803 0.03697 304 183 96 25
207 It’ll be great to finally go to B.C.! 1.4797 0.03916 296 184 82 30
208 I packed the basics. 1.4796 0.03754 294 177 93 24
209 C'mon, it's Burning Man." 1.4781 0.04238 274 176 65 33
210 Well, you said be more inventive in the bedroom so here we are. 1.4779 0.03896 272 164 86 22
211 If it all goes to Hell, we’ll be able to start over. 1.4779 0.03965 272 166 82 24
212 You are the one that always overpacks, I'm just bringing the basics. 1.4774 0.03943 287 178 81 28
213 This time I'm packing just the basics. 1.4764 0.03826 296 182 87 27
214 I just need my phone charger and then I'll be ready. 1.4762 0.04281 273 177 62 34
215 What? These old things? 1.4760 0.03833 292 179 87 26
216 I've heard parts of New Jersey are pretty primitive. 1.4760 0.04043 271 168 77 26
217 Honey, don't forget your furs. 1.4760 0.03975 271 166 81 24
218 I’m just packing the basics. You? 1.4754 0.03909 284 175 83 26
219 The website said to get ready to feel like we’ve stepped back in time. 1.4744 0.03762 293 178 91 24
220 Now we should blend right in at your parent's house. 1.4740 0.04102 289 186 69 34
221 Look, leaving my man cave stresses me out. 1.4740 0.03766 289 175 91 23
222 The paleo diet is a lifestyle now, honey. 1.4739 0.03900 268 162 85 21
223 Will I need one or two loincloths? 1.4729 0.04116 258 160 74 24
224 I guess it has been a while since I traveled. 1.4723 0.03869 271 164 86 21
225 What do you mean you didn’t bring your Wilma costume? 1.4723 0.04109 271 171 72 28
226 I was walking by that cave and there was, like, this sale! 1.4710 0.03943 293 185 78 30
227 You said your cousins were neanderthals 1.4695 0.04105 262 164 73 25
228 I just like to pack the basics. 1.4692 0.04235 260 166 66 28
229 Don’t freak out by how old fashioned my parents are. 1.4685 0.03919 286 179 80 27
230 We're traveling to the bible belt, honey. They're living in the stone ages. 1.4669 0.04445 257 170 54 33
231 I can’t believe I got through security with any of this. 1.4667 0.04222 255 162 67 26
232 What ? You told me just to bring the essentials 1.4662 0.03692 311 193 91 27
233 What? You said this trip was about starting things over. 1.4652 0.03882 273 168 83 22
234 Have you seen my loincloth? 1.4648 0.04246 256 164 65 27
235 2022, here we come! 1.4646 0.04343 254 165 60 29
236 You pack light. I’ll pack heat. 1.4644 0.04014 267 167 76 24
237 I thought you said we were going to Texas 1.4638 0.04117 276 178 68 30
238 I prefer the term "cave person." 1.4627 0.04221 255 163 66 26
239 You told me to just bring the basics. 1.4627 0.04221 255 163 66 26
240 Look, if the cartoonist wanted you to complain about how I pack she would have given you a mouth. 1.4627 0.04639 255 175 42 38
241 The airline finally found my bag! 1.4625 0.04566 253 171 47 35
242 Think I'll pack a sundial too 1.4625 0.04171 253 160 69 24
243 The brochure said “be prepared for primitive accommodations.” 1.4615 0.03827 260 157 86 17
244 They weren't kidding. This Airbnb really is primitive. 1.4615 0.04454 234 151 58 25
245 Oh, and I'll need my furs. 1.4609 0.03984 256 158 78 20
246 You said to pack the basics. 1.4607 0.04082 267 170 71 26
247 I almost forgot my mask! 1.4597 0.04230 248 158 66 24
248 Honey where’s my loin cloth? 1.4590 0.04280 244 156 64 24
249 Do we still need to put liquids in a clear bag? 1.4585 0.04481 229 148 57 24
250 It's nice to get back to civilization. 1.4582 0.03910 299 193 75 31
251 You said you wanted to go back in time to rekindle our relationship? 1.4582 0.04268 251 162 63 26
252 Do you think one loincloth will be enough? 1.4580 0.04066 262 166 72 24
253 Did you get my loincloth back from the cleaners? 1.4571 0.04024 245 151 76 18
254 Why not? I’m allowed one carrion bag. 1.4570 0.04315 256 168 59 29
255 Pack for the era you want, not the era you have. 1.4563 0.04401 252 167 55 30
256 I don't tell you what to pack. 1.4561 0.04364 228 145 62 21
257 I'm looking forward to taking a break from all of this technology. 1.4559 0.04183 261 169 65 27
258 I always just pack the basics. 1.4559 0.04076 261 166 71 24
259 No. You are the one dredging up the past. 1.4558 0.04436 226 145 59 22
260 If the time machine works according to my expectations, you're going to be pretty embarrassed that you didn't follow my packing guidelines. 1.4549 0.04296 233 148 64 21
261 But these are the things that give me joy. 1.4538 0.04215 249 160 65 24
262 Clearly we have different ideas of what's strictly essential." 1.4530 0.04196 234 147 68 19
263 I guess my idea of a "back to basics" weekend is just different than yours. 1.4528 0.03884 254 156 81 17
264 Honey, do you have room for a loincloth? 1.4524 0.04375 210 131 63 16
265 What's "just the essentials" SUPPOSED to mean, Diane? 1.4519 0.04212 270 179 60 31
266 No clothes for me, just a loincloth. 1.4518 0.04087 228 140 73 15
267 You’re seeing your mom. I’m studying the history of dinosaurs. We will have similar stories when we return. 1.4513 0.04775 226 154 42 30
268 I already told you, babe: We don't need clothes where we're going. 1.4512 0.04251 246 159 63 24
269 Mom said to pack only what we need. 1.4510 0.03687 286 177 89 20
270 Oh, British Columbia? My bad. 1.4509 0.04325 224 142 63 19
271 I just think it's important to be sure we pack the basics. 1.4496 0.04394 238 156 57 25
272 Check the spears or carry them on? 1.4494 0.04159 247 158 67 22
273 What? Their website says all ages welcome. 1.4493 0.04592 227 151 50 26
274 We have a layover in 16,000 B.C. 1.4490 0.04302 245 160 60 25
275 I'm just going to bring the basics. 1.4480 0.04084 250 159 70 21
276 What? You said we are going to B.C., Canada, right? 1.4480 0.04365 221 141 61 19
277 I decided to pack only essentials. 1.4477 0.03913 239 146 79 14
278 Maybe we should discuss our expectations for this weekend.” 1.4466 0.04126 253 163 67 23
279 I'm really looking forward to getting back to basics this weekend. 1.4464 0.04229 224 141 66 17
280 You said the accomodations were primitive. 1.4462 0.04111 251 161 68 22
281 Men haven't evolved much. 1.4455 0.04425 220 142 58 20
282 Listen, I just found out I'm 2 percent Neanderthal, so knock it off! 1.4450 0.04358 218 139 61 18
283 All I know is that I hit "reset". 1.4444 0.04278 234 151 62 21
284 Honey have you seen my tablet? 1.4444 0.04107 261 170 66 25
285 Trust me, my parents really are that old-fashioned. 1.4444 0.04191 234 149 66 19
286 Can I throw my loin cloth in your bag? 1.4439 0.04656 214 142 49 23
287 Did you remember to pack my loincloth? 1.4432 0.04524 185 115 58 12
288 I feel so much better now that I've gone Paleo, so I thought: Why not take it all the way? 1.4430 0.04531 228 152 51 25
289 Fine! Go ahead! Leave the man who invented the wheel AND discovered fire. 1.4430 0.04445 228 150 55 23
290 I’m sorry but I take my man cave very seriously. 1.4430 0.04357 228 148 59 21
291 Packing for time travel is difficult. 1.4426 0.04111 244 156 68 20
292 For the ritual to work, I need those panties. 1.4426 0.04472 235 157 52 26
293 You’ll thank me when we can skip the gathering and go straight to the hunting. 1.4424 0.04467 217 141 56 20
294 Look—That Neanderthal on the train switched bags with me! 1.4414 0.04348 222 143 60 19
295 I’ve got another great invention! I’ll put the wheel on the suitcase! 1.4414 0.04531 222 147 52 23
296 It isn't officially a vacation unless we literally leave civilization behind. 1.4413 0.04275 213 134 64 15
297 My family sometimes acts like Neanderthals. 1.4409 0.03877 254 159 78 17
298 If you have a little one-shoulder, hip-draped, leopard print thing in there, that would be great. 1.4409 0.04279 220 140 63 17
299 We’re not glamping, Cheryl. 1.4408 0.04507 211 137 55 19
300 Do you have any room in your bag? 1.4404 0.04498 218 143 54 21
301 I’m calling you Wilma on this trip, just so you know. 1.4400 0.04442 225 148 55 22
302 I'm off to attend CPAC! You? 1.4400 0.04272 250 166 58 26
303 I've been planning this trip for a long time. 1.4391 0.04194 230 147 65 18
304 You fold, I'll forage. 1.4385 0.04309 244 162 57 25
305 If all return flights are cancelled I was thinking we would just find a cave and start over. 1.4381 0.04814 210 143 42 25
306 What do you mean by, "At least two of those won't be allowed on the plane?" 1.4378 0.04318 217 139 61 17
307 Do you have room for a spear? 1.4375 0.04128 224 141 68 15
308 I just want to be ready for snow on I95 1.4359 0.04273 234 153 60 21
309 And you said Trump couldn't get elected again. 1.4358 0.05011 179 119 42 18
310 Just the basics, right? 1.4356 0.04201 202 125 66 11
311 My goal is to pack only the basics. 1.4351 0.04208 239 156 62 21
312 I forgot my phone charger. 1.4346 0.04458 214 140 55 19
313 You said just the essentials. 1.4344 0.04496 221 147 52 22
314 I always over pack. This time, I'm only bringing the basics. 1.4340 0.04216 235 153 62 20
315 If civilization fails, we'll be the new technocrats. 1.4335 0.04153 233 150 65 18
316 Gosh, has it been that long since we travelled last? 1.4332 0.04364 217 141 58 18
317 I guess it's been awhile since we traveled anywhere. 1.4332 0.04413 217 142 56 19
318 I didn't actually discover fire or invent the wheel, but putting them together in a handy travel pack is all me! 1.4326 0.04490 215 142 53 20
319 It would be more fun if TSA hadn't confiscated the marshmallow sticks. 1.4323 0.04292 229 150 59 20
320 Alrighty, ready to go, I have packed all the necessary basics needed for survival. Oh darn, wait a minute, where is my mask? 1.4315 0.04617 197 129 51 17
321 I'm really surprised this made it through TSA. 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
322 Seeing that our destination is in a red state... 1.4312 0.04445 218 144 54 20
323 Trust me. My family is so backward they'll think these are gifts from the future. 1.4307 0.04426 202 130 57 15
324 Before we go on vacation, we should talk about the woolly mammoth in the room. 1.4307 0.05842 137 93 29 15
325 Did I tell you where we’re staying? 1.4306 0.04376 209 135 58 16
326 Wow. We haven’t gone away in a while. 1.4299 0.04539 221 149 49 23
327 Have you seen my airplane pillow? 1.4286 0.04538 224 152 48 24
328 I booked us on an earlier flight. 1.4286 0.04625 224 154 44 26
329 I finally managed to just pack the essentials. 1.4286 0.04358 224 148 56 20
330 This is how you pack when you’re on the Paleo Diet. 1.4286 0.04250 245 164 57 24
331 You have to admit, their souvenir shop is really authentic. 1.4286 0.04634 189 123 51 15
332 I'm not falling for "Rustic Charm" again, Linda. 1.4279 0.04523 222 150 49 23
333 Honey, I told you this trip was going to help me reinvent myself. 1.4279 0.04134 215 136 66 13
334 The brochure said "primitive" camping venue 1.4279 0.04382 201 129 58 14
335 But this is how those people outside of New York City live. 1.4274 0.04352 234 157 54 23
336 This is my bag the airline lost over 2000 years ago. I thought I'd never see these things again. 1.4273 0.04493 227 154 49 24
337 Worst case scenario. 1.4273 0.04366 220 145 56 19
338 Look Hon...My civilization starter kit! 1.4271 0.04636 199 132 49 18
339 I'm packing only the essentials this time. 1.4259 0.04324 216 141 58 17
340 Paleo is so much more than a diet…it’s a lifestyle! 1.4255 0.04524 188 121 54 13
341 We're not glamping, Janet. 1.4251 0.04506 207 137 52 18
342 Stop calling me pre-hysterical. 1.4250 0.04672 200 134 47 19
343 Yes, I AM a conservative. 1.4247 0.04744 186 123 47 16
344 Once we emerge from the coming Apocalypse era, Patent Law will simply reset back to zero and I plan to get io on the ground floor. 1.4239 0.04963 184 125 40 19
345 And even if civilization collapses, we’ll still be a step ahead of the Rosenthals. 1.4238 0.04510 210 140 51 19
346 I'm so glad we got TSA Pre. 1.4235 0.04513 196 128 53 15
347 Honey, you remember that guy at baggage reclaim who was acting like a Neanderthal? 1.4227 0.04456 220 148 51 21
348 Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. 1.4227 0.04362 220 146 55 19
349 I think the future is in low tech. 1.4227 0.04718 194 130 46 18
350 And what may I ask is more essential? 1.4220 0.04438 218 146 52 20
351 No, I said I had the best of inventions. 1.4219 0.04395 192 123 57 12
352 Now that we are going off grid, I wanted to make sure I brought the essentials. 1.4219 0.04577 192 126 51 15
353 They said to bring just the basics. 1.4218 0.04593 211 143 47 21
354 'let me worry about TSA. I'm sure they'll understand once I explain" 1.4208 0.04740 202 138 43 21
355 I was hoping you packed that little leopard number. 1.4202 0.04643 188 124 49 15
356 Wait, don’t go. I’m evolving. Look! 1.4194 0.04487 186 120 54 12
357 My therapist says I’m regressing. 1.4190 0.04998 179 122 39 18
358 While you're off on your shopping trip with Deidre, I'm going to hang with Fred in my man cave. 1.4189 0.04039 222 142 67 13
359 I can’t believe we got the fire through airport security. 1.4185 0.04712 184 122 47 15
360 No, I don't think I'm taking my new Paleo lifestyle too far. 1.4184 0.04391 196 127 56 13
361 For the last time, yes, I need to bring all of this if I want to stick to my New Year's paleo diet. 1.4182 0.04635 220 153 42 25
362 In case civilization ends while we're away, I want to be prepared. 1.4180 0.04919 189 130 39 20
363 Rick Steves says that conditions at the resort are primitive. 1.4179 0.05222 134 86 40 8
364 If you’re going to go Paleo, you really have to commit. 1.4178 0.04204 213 138 61 14
365 Do you think they’ll have a hand axe? I don’t want to assume. 1.4178 0.04606 213 146 45 22
366 It's been awhile since I've traveled. 1.4176 0.04618 182 119 50 13
367 I figured I could use this trip to really start over. 1.4175 0.04481 194 127 53 14
368 Stonehenge? I thought you said we were going to the stone age... 1.4171 0.04338 187 119 58 10
369 My parents are a little old-fashioned.” 1.4171 0.04719 187 125 46 16
370 Did we put the lever in your suitcase? 1.4171 0.04460 199 131 53 15
371 You know I hate leaving my man cave. 1.4159 0.04636 214 148 43 23
372 Going to your parents' house is a very different experience for me than it is for you. 1.4153 0.04599 183 120 50 13
373 I guess I never unpacked from our last trip. 1.4153 0.04728 183 122 46 15
374 I was told to pack the basics. 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
375 The TSA only cares about flammable liquids.” 1.4144 0.04498 181 117 53 11
376 Looked like my luggage from the outside.....but then again, they said it had been there for quite a while.. 1.4136 0.04526 191 126 51 14
377 I don't care what Rick Steves says. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
378 Do you think I am taking this paleo lifestyle too far? 1.4135 0.04532 208 141 48 19
379 I am embracing the Full-Paleo lifestyle. 1.4133 0.04326 196 127 57 12
380 When I said it would be a paleo resort experience I was talking about a lot more than the diet. 1.4129 0.04253 201 130 59 12
381 Hey, I'm ready for any supply chain issues. 1.4128 0.04334 218 146 54 18
382 This vacation really set us back. 1.4127 0.04739 189 128 44 17
383 I want to use this vacation to reset and start over. 1.4126 0.04120 223 146 62 15
384 Jane, I'm still confused by your idea of separate vacations. 1.4121 0.04547 182 119 51 12
385 I'm going paleo. 1.4121 0.04340 199 130 56 13
386 Hey,all of civilization could perish from another Covid round while we're off on our little island,and it'd be up to us to bring it back... 1.4118 0.04907 170 114 42 14
387 You said to only bring the basics. 1.4118 0.04653 187 125 47 15
388 Ok, I have the essentials. 1.4111 0.04511 180 117 52 11
389 Did you remember to pack the universal power adapter? 1.4107 0.05019 168 114 39 15
390 I'll just kill my own clothes when we get there. 1.4101 0.04946 178 122 39 17
391 Do you have room in your suitcase for some obsidian spear points? 1.4096 0.04763 166 109 46 11
392 Oh great. That Neanderthal brother of yours packed some extras! 1.4094 0.04741 171 113 46 12
393 I will say it's getting harder to find a hotel that allows drawing on the walls. 1.4093 0.04367 193 126 55 12
394 Your packing all wrong. The Web site said this was a “primitive camping” experience. 1.4091 0.04232 198 128 59 11
395 You could come along but I would have to drag you by your hair. 1.4086 0.04729 186 126 44 16
396 We're packing just the essentials, right? 1.4086 0.04604 186 124 48 14
397 No I have not done a patent search...why? 1.4085 0.05104 164 112 37 15
398 You said you wanted me to do something hot in bed. 1.4080 0.05026 174 120 37 17
399 Wisconsin isn't as civilized as you think. 1.4080 0.04420 201 134 52 15
400 Do you think we'll go clubbing while we're there? 1.4078 0.04525 179 117 51 11
401 Of course this isn't my carry-on bag, don't be ridiculous. 1.4076 0.04764 184 125 43 16
402 The review said "Pleasant room, but no civilization for miles. Bring the basics" 1.4074 0.04614 189 127 47 15
403 What? I only have three things. 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
404 Pack only what you need to survive … the rest is excess baggage. 1.4066 0.04672 182 122 46 14
405 Paleo is a bitch, but Im committed. 1.4064 0.04829 187 129 40 18
406 I'm only packing the fundamental essentials. Underwear came later. 1.4064 0.04585 187 125 48 14
407 Do you have room for the club? 1.4059 0.04971 170 116 39 15
408 Maybe I’ll just rent clubs when we get there. 1.4059 0.04971 170 116 39 15
409 What? They were all out of the travel size. 1.4057 0.05195 175 124 31 20
410 Essentials only. 1.4056 0.04641 180 120 47 13
411 The resort’s brochure said to bring your clubs, your flame and be ready to roll. 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
412 I’m all in on paleo. 1.4053 0.04594 190 128 47 15
413 Well it's a paleo retreat, hun. 1.4053 0.04345 190 124 55 11
414 This week is all about getting back to the basics. 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
415 They said to pack only the basic necessities. 1.4031 0.04315 196 129 55 12
416 A bit primitive I admit.. but so was luggage without wheels 1.4023 0.04953 174 120 38 16
417 I'm just trying to bring the spark back. 1.4022 0.04820 184 127 40 17
418 Look Honey, who knows if civilization will be here when we get back? 1.4021 0.04546 189 127 48 14
419 You're positive that they'll have all of these things where we're staying? 1.4021 0.04524 194 131 48 15
420 Shoot. I forgot my CPAP. 1.4013 0.05486 157 112 27 18
421 They said to pack basics 1.4012 0.04809 167 112 43 12
422 The brochure said no WiFi, and I'm concerned over what other basic necessities they don't have. 1.4012 0.04491 172 112 51 9
423 Tomorrow night you can be the Neanderthal. 1.4011 0.04534 182 121 49 12
424 We have all we need if we have to quarantine in place, even if the power goes. 1.4011 0.04666 182 123 45 14
425 Just in case 1.4010 0.04431 207 141 49 17
426 And they took my water. 1.4000 0.05020 180 127 34 19
427 I decided if I’m going paleo on this trip, I’m going all in! 1.4000 0.04795 175 119 42 14
428 I told you, I only pack the basics. 1.4000 0.04701 180 122 44 14
429 Should I bring the bow and arrow or would that seem cocky? 1.3990 0.04457 198 134 49 15
430 You said to only pack essentials. 1.3990 0.04229 193 126 57 10
431 I packed a few essentials in case civilization ends as we know it 1.3989 0.05018 183 130 33 20
432 Yeah, it's hard to do paleo on the road, but when I commit to a lifestyle, I COMMIT to a lifestyle. 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
433 Don't forget your hair extensions for the wife dragging race. 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
434 After all, they did say off the grid 1.3988 0.04395 173 112 53 8
435 Rekindle what? 1.3988 0.04712 168 112 45 11
436 I'm only taking basics. 1.3977 0.04654 171 114 46 11
437 I've decided to go full Paleo. 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
438 What else would I bring to Arkansas? 1.3975 0.04928 161 109 40 12
439 You did say you wanted to do a little role playing on this trip. 1.3974 0.04698 156 102 46 8
440 I'll pack some basics just in case. 1.3968 0.04350 189 125 53 11
441 They said to just pack the basics, Martha., not your whole wardrobe. 1.3967 0.04561 184 124 47 13
442 I thought we said just the essentials? 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
443 That rude neanderthal on the plane must have grabbed my bag. 1.3966 0.05079 174 123 33 18
444 Would you be opposed to me dragging you by the hair to bed this evening? 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
445 The cave will have walls. Where are my fingerpaints? 1.3956 0.04851 182 127 38 17
446 You have your essentials, and I have mine. 1.3955 0.04544 177 118 48 11
447 So we agree,when we get to the resort, you’ll do the gathering. 1.3952 0.05022 167 116 36 15
448 I took an oath: Be prepared! 1.3952 0.04802 167 113 42 12
449 We agreed we would only pack the basics. 1.3950 0.03879 238 158 66 14
450 We can unpack later. I really think I'm on to something here. 1.3949 0.04761 157 104 44 9
451 As soon as you're gone, this is my man cave. 1.3946 0.04605 185 126 45 14
452 Only the essentials. 1.3944 0.04627 180 122 45 13
453 Honey-are we still leaving at the dawn of civilization? 1.3934 0.04767 183 127 40 16
454 The brochure said we'd get back to nature and rediscover the simple things. 1.3934 0.04440 183 122 50 11
455 It's from Ancestry.com 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
456 Just packing the essentials. 1.3930 0.04624 201 141 41 19
457 Remind me of the safe word again? 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
458 In case we have to quarantine. 1.3923 0.04738 181 125 41 15
459 It just feels like the perfect opportunity to start over. 1.3916 0.04663 166 111 45 10
460 I’m a strong believer in only packing the basics when I travel. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
461 It's for my Cave Man Cave. 1.3913 0.04808 184 129 38 17
462 What? You said bring the essentials. 1.3908 0.04443 174 115 50 9
463 While you are at your mother's, I plan to go totally primitive 1.3908 0.04939 174 122 36 16
464 I heard that the GOP wanted to take us back to a time when men were men and women knew their place. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
465 I already put together the post pandemic kit. 1.3906 0.04422 192 130 49 13
466 But, you were the one who said your parents were a little uncivilized. 1.3906 0.04483 192 131 47 14
467 Trust me, you're going to love our new home. 1.3906 0.04297 192 128 53 11
468 It's not exactly traveling light, but I do like to keep it to the basics. 1.3905 0.04681 169 114 44 11
469 I most definitely am not having a prehistoric life crisis. 1.3905 0.04973 169 118 36 15
470 When you decide to come back, I'll have the bed warm for you. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
471 You said they don't have Wi-Fi. 1.3897 0.04610 195 136 42 17
472 Seems like eons since we made our last trip. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
473 Have you forgotten the last time we relied on a vacation rental’s amenity list? 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
474 Look, if they can go vegan right before we visit for Thanksgiving, then we can go all in on paleo. 1.3889 0.04620 180 123 44 13
475 This is my first time leaving New York City, why do you ask? 1.3889 0.04816 162 110 41 11
476 I’m off social media. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
477 The Caveman Diet is a lifestyle, Irene. It doesn't stop just because we're going on vacation. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
478 And it's bluetooth-enabled! 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
479 Its a primitive retreat right? 1.3880 0.04567 183 125 45 13
480 My therapist said this trip should be a great opportunity to evolve together! 1.3879 0.04832 165 113 40 12
481 Have you seen my inclined plane? 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
482 Do you even know what a time machine does? 1.3867 0.04986 150 102 38 10
483 Debbie what part of “just the basics” don’t you understand? 1.3865 0.04793 163 111 41 11
484 Do you think this wheel is under 3 ounces? 1.3865 0.04632 163 109 45 9
485 With all the workers getting sick we may have to fend for ourselves. 1.3862 0.05008 145 98 38 9
486 Where's the sliced bread? 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
487 Did you pack the electric toothbrush? 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
488 You go on ahead. I'm going back. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
489 You think I can get the club past TSA? 1.3855 0.04897 179 127 35 17
490 We should pack the lighter fluid in your suitcase. 1.3854 0.04549 205 145 41 19
491 And you brought the sourdough starter, right? 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
492 You said just pack the essentials. 1.3851 0.05143 161 114 32 15
493 I also have this great idea for a printing press. 1.3850 0.04234 200 135 53 12
494 Great. We can stick to our Paleo diet. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
495 We're going to Texas in February. Best to be prepared. 1.3846 0.05640 156 116 20 20
496 Feels like we haven't gone traveling in ages. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
497 It really does make the best pizza. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
498 I haven't unpacked after the last time we traveled 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
499 Honey, it’s Texas. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
500 But you told me to just pack the essentials. 1.3830 0.04900 188 136 32 20
501 I’m only bringing the basics. 1.3829 0.04489 175 118 47 10
502 You said 'Just the essentials,' right? 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
503 But I'm not sure if Floridians understand the basics. Look who they voted for! 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
504 Time travel ain’t what it will be. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
505 Yeah mom, I'm totally ready to join the frat! 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
506 Janet, do you have room for a spear in your bag? 1.3824 0.04798 170 118 39 13
507 It’s my Swiss Army suitcase. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
508 OK, besides a toothbrush, what else do we really need? 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
509 But what if the place has no wi-fi? 1.3820 0.04365 178 119 50 9
510 We've really come a long way, haven't we? 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
511 how off the grid is this place your taking me? 1.3816 0.04934 152 104 38 10
512 Did you want to go clubbing tonight? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
513 A measly two percent Neanderthal and you’re leaving me? 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
514 I feel like I'm missing something. Agriculture? The written word? 1.3810 0.04686 168 115 42 11
515 Did you pack our animal skins? 1.3810 0.04610 168 114 44 10
516 What? You told me to pack just the essentials! 1.3801 0.04322 171 113 51 7
517 I thought you said we were getting back to basics! 1.3800 0.04793 150 101 41 8
518 Last time we were here your mother called me a neanderthal. 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
519 The brochure says its a primitive campsite 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
520 I thought you told me to just pack the basics. 1.3797 0.04544 158 105 46 7
521 Don't forget the pelt scrapers. 1.3795 0.04645 166 113 43 10
522 You wanted a weekend away with your caveman. 1.3793 0.04646 174 120 42 12
523 I only pack the basics. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
524 Don't act surprised: I told you on our first date if I could bring three things to an island what they would be. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
525 Primitive - Yet charming. 1.3789 0.04574 161 108 45 8
526 I said the basics, 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
527 That flight took eons. 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
528 You can call it midlife crisis all you want. I call it being one with nature. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
529 ...and just the leopard-skin boxers for me. 1.3786 0.04697 140 92 43 5
530 You said to just bring the essentials.” 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
531 You won’t need that sweater. 1.3782 0.04578 156 104 45 7
532 I still think Customs should have allowed us to keep the dinosaur egg. I wanted to see what hatched out of it. 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
533 So just how primitive do your parents live? 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
534 I think we should just pack the basics for this trip. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
535 You really need to see this show. This dude Fred works at a stone quarry and has a pet dinosaur. 1.3778 0.05243 135 93 33 9
536 I thought you said you wanted us to rekindle the fire! 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
537 The place doesn't have Internet, so, who knows? 1.3775 0.04674 151 101 43 7
538 Oh shoot. Remember the grunting, bearded guy at baggage claim with the pelt? 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
539 Well, we are staying at Mar-a-Lago, for heaven sakes. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
540 Maybe we are headed too far off the grid. 1.3766 0.04705 154 104 42 8
541 Do you think I'll need to bring my carrion? 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
542 You said we were going to unplug this weekend... 1.3764 0.04132 178 117 55 6
543 I'm just packing a few necessities. 1.3758 0.04807 149 101 40 8
544 YOU said, “off the grid.” 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
545 Too retro? 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
546 I love our weekends at the cave. 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
547 I didn't know how far we need to go on this MAGA thing 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
548 What? You told me we were taking a tech break. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
549 Airline said it's all good,as long as my PCR's negative. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
550 Are you sure it’s all-inclusive? 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
551 It's the new membership gift from the Sierra Club. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
552 That’s going to wrinkle. You’ll look ridiculous. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
553 Oh, Cayman Islands! I thought you said Caveman Islands. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
554 It was great idea to book with a time travel agency! 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
555 And the hunt for the cloned wooly mammoth was surprisingly affordable. 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
556 WOW, did my suitcase get lost! 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
557 All I need now is a MAGA hat and Aunt Trudy and I'll be besties. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
558 Well, you did say we'd be roughing it. 1.3741 0.04651 147 98 43 6
559 Oh, by the way, did I tell you our Airbnb is a cave? 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
560 It's New York City, honey; we've got to prepare for our survival. 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
561 You said to pack only the essentials. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
562 I’m planning to get back to basics this vacation. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
563 Do you hear me telling you what to pack 1.3727 0.05419 161 120 22 19
564 I thought you had reserved the hunter gatherer suite 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
565 I just figured, why stop at the Paleo diet? 1.3722 0.04663 180 127 39 14
566 Packing for our Flintstones vacation is SO much simpler than the Jetsons one. 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
567 I thought I would just pack the basics 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
568 Would you stay if I invented a way to keep the toilet seat down? 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
569 We may not need the dinosaur spray but I would pack it anyway. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
570 Now we'll see how much of a man your dad thinks I am 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
571 I told you I'm not used to bed and breakfasts 1.3714 0.05002 140 96 36 8
572 Why are you acting surprised? You knew this is who I was when we met. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
573 You think I can take the club on the plane with the carrion? 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
574 If a meteor strikes, we'll have the ultimate Go Bag. 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
575 It looked so useful in the diorama and felt so right at the gift shop. 1.3706 0.04726 143 96 41 6
576 Neanderthals! Who said anything about Neanderthals? We're going to visit your parents. 1.3706 0.05063 170 124 29 17
577 I'm more concerned that you don't have a mouth, than I am about burning the house down. 1.3704 0.05319 162 120 24 18
578 We're packing for Annapolis? I thought you said, apocalypse. 1.3704 0.04707 162 112 40 10
579 If I'm only eating Paleo, I'm going to cook it the right way. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
580 I still feel like I’m forgetting something 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
581 I love the Natural History Museum gift shop. 1.3699 0.04503 173 119 44 10
582 I just hope my Guys' Getaway lives up to its description in the brochure. 1.3699 0.04763 146 99 40 7
583 It's just my just-in-case case. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
584 Hoping to reinvent myself on this vacation. What about you? 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
585 Don't bother - where we're going, we won't need clothes. 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
586 I brought technology that I can understand. 1.3693 0.04377 176 120 47 9
587 I'm just bringing the necessities. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
588 You said you wanted primitive accommodations. 1.3691 0.04502 149 99 45 5
589 Did you pack the bear skins? 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
590 Stop worrying that I won’t survive while you’re away. I got this. 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
591 and you say I over pack 1.3687 0.04826 160 112 37 11
592 I also brought cassettes 1.3687 0.04744 160 111 39 10
593 You pack light. I pack lighter. 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
594 Wow, how long has it been since I last used this suitcase? 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
595 You're the one who said you wanted this weekend to be like old times. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
596 At least we don’t have to reinvent the wheel. 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
597 I can read the writing on the wall. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
598 I am following CDC guidelines. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
599 next summer we should go to the future 1.3672 0.04572 177 124 41 12
600 The matches worked! 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
601 Vancouver, B.C., here we come! 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
602 Gifts for my parents. They are very old school. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
603 Well I said I wanted to unplug, didn't I? 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
604 I heard it's in a different time zone. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
605 I don't know what YOU consider essential. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
606 It's advertised as a no frills hotel. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
607 You said only the essentials. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
608 I thought you wanted to go back to our roots. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
609 Remember when paleo was just a diet? 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
610 Damn, I forgot the remote. 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
611 Just in case they need to be invented again. 1.3657 0.05559 134 97 25 12
612 Primitive! I'll show them primitive! 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
613 It’s an IKEA bed warmer! 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
614 Did you or did you not say, ‘Pack all the basics’? 1.3655 0.04571 145 97 43 5
615 The brochure promised a return to simpler times. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
616 You said to pack just the basics, right? 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
617 If we're successful in traveling back in time, I'll make a mint on these inventions! 1.3648 0.05080 159 115 30 14
618 You want go clubbing later? 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
619 I think customs confiscated my shampoo. 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
620 I thought you said pack the basics? 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
621 I think just the basics will do. 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
622 I don't know which one to submit first for a patent. 1.3642 0.04650 151 103 41 7
623 I just can't seem to let go of the past. 1.3642 0.05012 162 117 31 14
624 I'm planning on being off grid. 1.3636 0.04960 132 90 36 6
625 I'm going with timeless essentials 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
626 Well we're flying west, and that means back in time. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
627 Only the essentials, honey! 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
628 You said, "Just bring the basics." 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
629 We have everything we need for a fresh start. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
630 It's really all you need, if you think about it. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
631 You said just pack the basics. 1.3622 0.05083 127 87 34 6
632 I thought we were only supposed to pack essentials. 1.3620 0.04422 163 111 45 7
633 Palermo? Not Paleo? 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
634 You said I should be more inventive in bed. 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
635 Did you already pack the lever? 1.3614 0.04370 166 113 46 7
636 You’ll love where we’re staying. It’s really rustic. 1.3614 0.04453 166 114 44 8
637 I'm glad you asked me to get more inventive in bed! 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
638 Honey, have you seen my business casual loincloth? 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
639 The Early Inventions subscription box is here! 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
640 My parents are *really* old-fashioned. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
641 Just in case our Airbnb is a cave. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
642 Do you have room for my dress shoes? 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
643 I’m thinking I don’t need to pack the fire. They probably have complementary dried twigs we can use to start one there. 1.3603 0.04970 136 94 35 7
644 I thought you were bringing the lever? 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
645 Well dear, if you take out religion and politics there isn't much else to bring to the "Inventions of Man" conference. 1.3600 0.05131 125 86 33 6
646 But you told me to pack for Vancouver, B.C.! 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
647 Just in case, remind me to take my cellphone. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
648 What i said was « it’s going to be a historic trip »! 1.3595 0.04506 153 104 43 6
649 They said just bring the basics 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
650 But you SAID we were starting over. 1.3592 0.04617 142 96 41 5
651 Packing relatable items to discuss with your Conservative family is always a challenge 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
652 pack a fire extinguisher just in case 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
653 I'm just bringing the absolute basics. 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
654 When you commit to being Paleo, you don't just set it aside for a trip. It's a way of life! 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
655 You told me to pack the essentials 1.3588 0.04300 170 116 47 7
656 They don't have WI-FI honey.Who's being unrealistic 1.3588 0.04300 170 116 47 7
657 Yes, I’ve checked, this will make it through TSA’s screening. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
658 You said to bring just the basics! 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
659 Ohhhh! You just meant, like, less screen time! 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
660 Have you seen my leopard pelt? 1.3586 0.04450 145 97 44 4
661 I’m looking forward to new discoveries. 1.3586 0.04660 145 99 40 6
662 No matter how hard I try, I always over pack. 1.3585 0.04661 159 111 39 9
663 I’m out of room even with just packing the basics! 1.3585 0.04828 159 113 35 11
664 Call me old fashioned... 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
665 If we can keep your grandmother's dresser, we can keep my family heirlooms 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
666 I've heard their facilities described as primitive. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
667 Darn it...I forgot to outline my hand on the cave wall. 1.3580 0.04432 162 111 44 7
668 This is all we need, the three great American inventions: the fire, the wheel, and the baseball bat. 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
669 Don't leave, I'm evolving fast. 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
670 I’m just trying to figure out when things started to go wrong 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
671 Planning for dystopia, honey. We’re flying American Airlines. 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
672 I call it paleo packing 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
673 That paleo diet transformed me! 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
674 We have to take them. They’ve been in the family for generations. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
675 There's a lot to unpack here. 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
676 Look Mel, the GOP nomination is up for grabs and I need to relate with the base. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
677 Some like to reenact the Revolutionary War, but I'm a Stone Age guy. 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
678 You pack your definition of essentials. I'll pack mine. 1.3566 0.04772 129 87 38 4
679 I'm flying on SPIRIT. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
680 Yeah, but if we don’t pack the fire, you know it will be cold when we get there. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
681 I'm packing only essentials. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
682 The brochure says the lodge is primitive. I can do primitive. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
683 Wait till they pull that Paper-Rock-Scissors crap on me this year. 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
684 How kinky do you want to get? 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
685 Did you turn the clocks back too far? 1.3556 0.04757 135 92 38 5
686 Will I need a sportcoat for any reason? 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
687 I've got all the basics, except underwear. 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
688 Let's pack only what we need. 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
689 We’ll go full Paleo this trip — that way we can truly live as they lived. And don’t forget to pack my laptop. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
690 Well yes, but TSA did get my nail file. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
691 You said I just needed to pack the necessities. 1.3544 0.04406 158 108 44 6
692 It does feel like an end of an age. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
693 If your father brings up the election, you can find me outside. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
694 When the ship can’t dock, and the passengers devolve, I’ll be three steps ahead. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
695 Don’t forget the sliced bread. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
696 First things first. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
697 You said we should start over, from the very beginning. 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
698 Remember, just the essentials. Have you seen my night-vision goggles? 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
699 You pack your modern conveniences. I'm sticking with the basics. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
700 Have you seen my copy of 'Agriculture: the Next Big Thing'? 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
701 We'll need these when we go to Jurassic Park. 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
702 With "all inclusive" time travel we would not have to pack all of this.. 1.3533 0.05363 150 112 23 15
703 It's my portable man cave. 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
704 We haven't been away in ages. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
705 This'll be the weekend I really get into Paleo. 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
706 You said pack the basics. Too literal? 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
707 Camp was fun but the arts and crafts were kinda basic. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
708 I'm really looking forward to getting back to the basics. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
709 No, I've had no side effects from the paleo diet. Why do you ask? 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
710 You know my family still lives in the Stone Age,right? 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
711 I know it's retro but it's also very practical. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
712 I thought you said bring only the basic necessities. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
713 It's my Paleo-Go-Bag. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
714 What? I just brought the basics. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
715 This suitcase is a hand me down 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
716 Honey, do you remember where I put my loin cloth? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
717 I'm packing light this time... 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
718 I just packed a few basics. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
719 Of course I packed a wifi hotspot. How primitive do you think I am? 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
720 We are going to a primitive campsite. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
721 You always overpack. I'm just taking the basics. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
722 This IS our travel insurance. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
723 Have you seen my penicillin? 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
724 Well, what if there’s no cell coverage 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
725 The older technologies still work fine. 1.3497 0.04398 163 113 43 7
726 Of course I'm only packing the essentials. 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
727 I'm serious, I am really going to unplug on this trip - get back to basics. 1.3497 0.04241 143 95 46 2
728 It's a really, really old family recipe. 1.3496 0.05161 123 86 31 6
729 I’m packing these items because you said we were traveling to a different time zone. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
730 Wait, did you say Paleolithic or Pacific? 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
731 I told you-My parents are super Old School.. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
732 I think we should check the TSA list again. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
733 Wonder if we'll see Fred 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
734 I’m packing light. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
735 Do you have room for the fire in your suitcase? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
736 Didn't you read How To Pack For Time Travel? 1.3487 0.04304 152 103 45 4
737 Honey, did you already pack my tiger bone nose ring? 1.3486 0.05275 109 75 30 4
738 You said you wanted us to get back to the basics this weekend. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
739 You said to pack just the essentials, right? 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
740 It’s fine. I saw this on Survivor. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
741 Bev, the whole purpose of packing the club was to avoid all the bickering. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
742 Behold. The ultimate survival kit. 1.3473 0.04489 167 118 40 9
743 Have you seen my Flintstone Vitamins? 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
744 Flint, flint, we forgot the flint. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
745 I'll be ready for the road trip as soon as I invent the car. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
746 What? You said the AirBnB had a man cave. 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
747 It's called a paleo resort and I want to fit in. 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
748 You told me to bring some heat to the bedroom. 1.3462 0.05117 156 116 26 14
749 If I'm going to time travel, I want to be prepared. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
750 You really think your underwire bras will get through security? 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
751 Remember we're going clubbing on the Saturday night 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
752 Hey,you seen my spear anywhere? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
753 Don't overpack! This time I'm just bringing the basics. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
754 The brochure said they have primitive campsites. 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
755 Honey, have you seen my spear? 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
756 I told you, just pack the basics. 1.3456 0.04712 136 94 37 5
757 Time travel is all about packing the essentials. 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
758 I am just going to pack the essentials. 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
759 Dad said to also be ready in case we had to quarantine. 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
760 My Ex always told me I was living in the past. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
761 It's simple. Club fits through stone, stone puts out fire and fire burns up club. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
762 Don’t go yet. I know the last sex toy was a dud, but this one is a doozy 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
763 I think we have very different definitions of rustic living 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
764 I packed all the basics. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
765 You said, “just the basics.” 1.3444 0.04608 151 106 38 7
766 What did you bring to draw on the walls? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
767 I've decided to start from scratch. 1.3440 0.04833 125 86 35 4
768 You think the club will get past security? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
769 No surprise, honey. Men come with baggage! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
770 On Pan Am, I always carried it on. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
771 For me, this vacation is all about discovery and reinvention. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
772 Just in case there's no wi-fi. 1.3432 0.04445 169 120 40 9
773 Listen. I've never been upstate and I want to be prepared. 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
774 Room service doesn't do paleo. 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
775 But we are not allowed clothes in the cave! 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
776 Look, I'm not saying your family is primitive but... 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
777 Go ahead and laugh now, but guess who’ll be prepared after the Apocalypse. 1.3427 0.04666 143 100 37 6
778 I plan on going pre-grid this vacation. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
779 Exactly how remote is this campground? 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
780 No. I think it's YOU who doesn't understand the concept of primitive camping. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
781 I just want to fit in at Lascaux. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
782 It's called the Paleo packing method...you see, modern humans have lost touch with what we truly need for a weekend trip. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
783 I didn't tell you? It's a cave and breakfast! 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
784 Do you have room in your bag for my loincloth? 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
785 I think I got my luggage switched from that “so easy a caveman could do it” guy. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
786 Well, how would YOU pack for time travel?! 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
787 Fair warning: You might want to charge your phone before we leave. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
788 I'm going nude, thanks. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
789 If the world falls apart during our trip, I don't want to have to invent everything all over again. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
790 Mom & Dad said it's a primitive campsite 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
791 Relax, it’s only 47 pounds. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
792 Pack only what you need. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
793 Just being ready for any flight cancellations. 1.3401 0.04579 147 103 38 6
794 You go ahead,I've got some catching up to do. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
795 You said ”just pack the essentials dear..." 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
796 I thought we said only the absolute essentials? 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
797 Yabba Dabba Doo! I'm almost ready to grab your ponytail and take you to dinner! 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
798 Ah, I still haven't unpacked from our last trip. 1.3394 0.06004 109 81 19 9
799 I’m only packing things that spark joy 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
800 Yes,I know it’s going to be difficult clearing security at the airport.“ 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
801 I picked up the wrong case at the airport ! Looks like I got Donald Trump Junior's. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
802 I think I forgot my plow, but it won’t be needed for several centuries. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
803 The glamp site says they will provide our loin cloths. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
804 I refuse to leave civilization behind. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
805 Getting the fire through customs was the hardest part 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
806 The brochure said "no wi-fi". 1.3386 0.04639 127 87 37 3
807 You’re packing for a campfire, I’m packing for Armageddon. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
808 Baby, you know I went Paleo for 2022 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
809 Darling, I’m really really serious about starting over again this time! 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
810 Where do we keep our bronze? 1.3382 0.04920 136 97 32 7
811 Finally a chance to reinvent myself. 1.3382 0.04920 136 97 32 7
812 I thought we were roughing it 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
813 If you sit on the bag, I think I can get it to zip. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
814 Well you said to bring only the essentials. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
815 Hold it. Maybe I don't need college. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
816 You said, “just pack the things you can’t live without”. I heard “just pack the things that were essential to the survival and advancement of mankind. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
817 Just packing the basics. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
818 I decided to pack just the basic necessities. 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
819 I'm so surprised. Women aren't allowed to have all this in Texas. 1.3377 0.05222 151 114 23 14
820 I am taking just basics. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
821 I'm just taking the bare essentials 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
822 I just sent my 15,000$ check to Inventor Help.com They told me they can do a great TV infomercial Buy the WHEEL and. get the FIRE for free . Just pay a small extra handling charge! 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
823 We”re going to Washington, D.C. not BC! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
824 Can you check the time? TSA confiscated my sundial. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
825 I'm not saying that your family are Neanderthals, I just think this is a great gift. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
826 How could anyone vote me off the island? I'll have all the essentials. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
827 You said to pack an essentials kit. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
828 I think I’ll have to check a bag. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
829 You told me to pack only the basics. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
830 The cruise brochure said to bring only the essentials. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
831 ...business or travel cudgel? 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
832 What do you mean this won’t fit in the overhead bin? 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
833 They don't have these things yet in Alabama. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
834 You said to go primitive! 1.3355 0.04568 152 108 37 7
835 I packed light 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
836 Now, if I only had a little leverage. 1.3353 0.04716 170 126 31 13
837 This is just the beginning! 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
838 I'm packing these, just in case the Apocalypse hits in New York City. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
839 Dad said we all can go camping anytime...so my time is the Mesozoic Period? 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
840 This was my way of bringing a spark to the bedroom. 1.3333 0.04889 132 94 32 6
841 Sure, you say it’s glamping, but I feel more comfortable having a backup plan. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
842 Well, in some foreign countries, an American passport alone isn't enough to command respect. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
843 It's STEM for beginners. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
844 Space is tight, so don't bring anything you could live without. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
845 You may wear the pants around here, but I do the talking because I AM THE ONE WITH A MOUTH. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
846 We are so ready for 2022. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
847 Opposable thumbs are probably safe, but can we be sure about the rest? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
848 Mom said they're Neanderthals. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
849 I'm putting an AirTag in here in case it gets lost. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
850 The Paleo Diet doesn’t take a vacation. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
851 My safe word is "ooga booga" 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
852 I thought we agreed: only the essentials 1.3333 0.04583 135 94 37 4
853 Remember that really really old guy next to us at the baggage carousel? 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
854 This incantation should make your mouth reappear 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
855 On this vacation,I may be naked,but I won’t be afraid. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
856 Remember, no flammable liquids. I don't want a repeat of what happened last time. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
857 But you said to only pack essentials . 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
858 I only wish I had room for my loincloth " 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
859 Did we sign up for the same workshop? 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
860 I heard there is no wireless there." 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
861 The basics, that's all you need. The basics! 1.3333 0.04638 138 97 36 5
862 I packed the bare essentials. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
863 After we unpack, do you want to paint some caves? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
864 I thought you said your parents were primitive. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
865 I got Fred Flintstone's bag. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
866 See? And you thought camping would be uncomfortable. 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
867 You said to bring the essentials! 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
868 That's the thing about surprise time travel, you won't know how many outfits to pack. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
869 What? I'm just bringing the essentials. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
870 I thought I'd travel light and just bring the basics. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
871 You are right. I leave club and pack extra socks. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
872 If your mom calls me "primitive" one more time, we are never coming back! 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
873 I've stuck with the paleo thing for three months now, vacation is no excuse. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
874 It’s the next step in our paleo diet. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
875 You said "the essentials" 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
876 I’ve got an idea...... 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
877 Babe, let's not overpack again this time—just bring the basics. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
878 You said you wanted me to be more inventive. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
879 Look, it says Basic Economy. These are the basics. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
880 I know I have a tendency to overpack. This time I’m bringing only the essentials. 1.3308 0.04365 133 91 40 2
881 I've decided to take a break from technology. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
882 I caved, and got the whole set. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
883 But you said you wanted a weekend together to relive the old days. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
884 My therapist said that while on vacation I need to spend some time thinking about where it all started. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
885 If a comet strikes while we're gone, we'll have to re-start civilization. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
886 We're going to the Cape? I thought you said the cave. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
887 I don't want to go off my paleo diet. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
888 Remember that big hairy guy sitting a few rows back?... 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
889 We’re going to Alabama, right? I want to introduce them to some new stuff. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
890 Your parents said you married a Neanderthal, so I'm going to show them a Neanderthal. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
891 You know you'll never wear any of that. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
892 I want to get back to basics. 1.3303 0.05057 109 76 30 3
893 It's clear I haven't opened this suitcase for a while. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
894 I bet your asking yourself ,"How did he get that through airport security." 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
895 At this Caveman Dude Ranch, you’re not going to need clothes dear. 1.3289 0.04512 149 106 37 6
896 I'm sorry. They way you described your parents, I assumed they were Neanderthals. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
897 Do you think I'll need my blowgun? 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
898 The guys said to pack for the authentic Burning Man experience. 1.3286 0.04584 140 99 36 5
899 The travel agent says that it's a no-frills resort. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
900 But you told me to just pack the basics. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
901 Too paleo? 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
902 Packing heat is my constitutional right. 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
903 I'm packing just the basics. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
904 I'll pack the basics. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
905 I’ve just discovered hot wheels! 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
906 TSA is clearly understaffed. 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
907 What do you mean the Netherlands? I thought we were going to see the Neanderthals! 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
908 The only thing left to pack is my phone charger. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
909 I'm doing Paleo January. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
910 I thought this was a Paleo retreat. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
911 Hear me out....what if we start over? 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
912 Wow, I almost forgot to pack my phone charger. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
913 ......just getting ready for an overnight at the airport! 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
914 I know it’s all-inclusive, but I like to forage. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
915 I'm still allowing myself a few luxuries for my stay at the primitive campsite. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
916 Hand me the lever and fulcrum. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
917 I still can't believe you printed paper copies of our boarding passes. You're so primitive! 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
918 No, I don't think I'm going overboard with the paleo diet 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
919 Hey, you did ask Uber for the Delorean, right? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
920 Honey, clothes are considered faux-pas at Burning Man. 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
921 I thought you said just the basics. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
922 Actually, I’m more worried about my bag being over weight. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
923 It's called keto, Sarah! 1.3261 0.04732 138 99 33 6
924 Smoking Hot in the Bedroom.! 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
925 I feel like I’m forgetting something. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
926 It's all a part of my new Paleo-travel lifestyle. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
927 Hun, do we have cave paint in 3.4 ounce bottles? 1.3258 0.04749 132 94 33 5
928 Well, I think we need an old-fashioned vacation. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
929 What did you think Paleo weekend meant? 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
930 It's ok as long as it's a 3oz fire or less. 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
931 Only basics,right? 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
932 I told you that this trip to pack only what we need. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
933 Patents pending 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
934 I'm packing paleo. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
935 My therapist said that it would help our relationship if I tapped into my inner caveman on this trip. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
936 You need to wear something skimpier and don't shave your legs. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
937 You pack for your back-to-nature camping trip, and I'll pack for mine! 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
938 Honey,did we forget to pack the lever? 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
939 Sorry I pulled your hair earlier. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
940 Wait, neoliberal? I thought you said your friends were in the neolithic camp. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
941 Damnit Karen, you better bring your own cudgel because I don't want to get there and hear 'oh hey let me borrow your cudgel' 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
942 I’m all in on this paleo thing. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
943 I voted for Trump. 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
944 You never know if those wheels on the bus are going to go 'round and 'round! 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
945 Do you really need to pack all that? We're only time traveling for one day. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
946 Listen, you pack your bug-out bag and I'll pack mine and we'll see which one of us rekindles civilization after this latest apocalypse. 1.3237 0.05327 139 106 21 12
947 I also read cell phones don’t work there. 1.3235 0.04535 136 96 36 4
948 I don't care if she's your sister, she has no right to call me a caveman. 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
949 CaveMAN? How dare you assume my gender identity! 1.3233 0.05500 133 102 19 12
950 I did. I packed just the basics. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
951 Is this not what retreat meant? 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
952 But you said we were going to the Isle of Man. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
953 Have you seen my mead? 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
954 TSA will understand. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
955 I was born too late. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
956 You wanted a throwback vacation and you're gonna get it. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
957 Think of all the activities we'll yabba-dabba-doo 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
958 I just need to get back to a time when life was simpler, you know? 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
959 It comes with my Burning Man membership. Cool, huh? 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
960 I always forget my toothbrush. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
961 Wouldn’t you rather join me for the interactive caveman experience? 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
962 Which vacation is this, playa or paleo? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
963 Do you think I'll need my bear skin? 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
964 Don't forget to pack some matches. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
965 You know, I think this separate vacation thing is actually going to work out real well for us, hon. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
966 I generally pack only the basics. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
967 If your father is the cave man you say he is, he's going to be really, really impressed. Trust me! 1.3212 0.04508 137 97 36 4
968 I think I misplaced the wedge. 1.3212 0.04508 137 97 36 4
969 By "quaint," I only meant that the B&B doesn't have Wifi. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
970 Don't worry, Mom. If they close the cafeteria, I'm ready. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
971 Pre-pandemic travel seems so long ago! 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
972 I thought you said you wanted to go caving? 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
973 I’m getting my caveman mojo on. 1.3211 0.04856 109 76 31 2
974 Don't worry, I'm wearing my loincloth on the plane to save room 1.3211 0.06235 109 85 13 11
975 Remember: Just the basics. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
976 No, we're visiting my parents. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
977 With supply chain issues, the hotel might be grateful we brought our own stuff. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
978 Are clothes really required at pre-history camp? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
979 Remind me to domesticate the dog. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
980 Look, we're going to Jersey...and I don't want to standout like a tourist. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
981 I thought we agreed that we would only bring the most essential items on our next trip. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
982 I’m just bringing basics. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
983 Honey, have you seen my woolly mammoth coat? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
984 All done. I'm sure they'll have shampoo and pointy rocks at the resort. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
985 I should've known better than to let your neanderthal brother pack my suitcase." 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
986 On this year's vacation, I'm going to get back to the real basics and eliminate anything which involves bringing the right power chord. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
987 It's fine! I checked the TSA guidance and these are not on the list of prohibited items. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
988 I told myself - next trip I'm packing only the basics. 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
989 You told me to just pack the bare necessities 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
990 To be honest, I'm a little worried about I-95. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
991 Well, it’s my Go- bag 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
992 Gloria, this weekend you'll get to see that caveman side of me. 1.3188 0.04598 138 99 34 5
993 I told you, I'm only packing essentials! 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
994 I just packed the essentials 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
995 I see you are taking your work with you. When was the last time you unpacked? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
996 Well, the travel brochure described the island as primitive. I just like to be prepared. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
997 Well, what do YOU think timeshare means? 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
998 You did say primitive camping, right? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
999 When I said this was going to be a historic trip, I forgot the prefix. 1.3178 0.04667 129 92 33 4
1000 I'm thinking that we'll just need the basics. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1001 I’m reinventing the wheel 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1002 And then Joe Rogan said... 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1003 Trust me, it's fine if we check our bags. 1.3175 0.04598 126 89 34 3
1004 It's been so long since I invented these, I'd forgotten all about them. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1005 I'm not implying anything about your dad. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1006 I got it to work without going on the web. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1007 It's a back-to-basics resort. 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1008 Reject modernity and embrace tradition? I don't think they meant that, Paul... 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1009 Are we sure the Airbnb has paleo-friendly options nearby? 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1010 Mom wasn’t happy with our wedding registration choices. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1011 I should've never watched that 'Flinstones' marathon last night. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1012 I hope you brought the toothpaste. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1013 Yes, you're laughing now, but a day will come when I'll be viewed as prescient. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1014 You said this would be our chance to start over, well, I’m down with that! 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1015 It's our first time travelling out of state in almost two years! 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1016 Do you have room for the Didgeridoo? 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1017 And I invented the internet too! 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1018 Look, I know Brian's way of life might seem a little odd, but if we're staying at his place we need to respect his Neanderthal heritage. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1019 It's time travel dear. We need to pack the basics. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1020 It isn't just a paleo diet, it's a lifestyle 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1021 You said to just pack essentials. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1022 Now it says I am supposed to drag you by your hair into the closet. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
1023 You did say just bring the basics. 1.3151 0.05212 146 113 20 13
1024 Hey, you're the one who said I should pack the basics. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
1025 Damn. I forgot my printing press and Eniac! 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1026 I'll need an aisle seat. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1027 No restaurant food for me this weekend. I'm doing great with the strict Paleo diet. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1028 It's just a phase I'm going through....guess which. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1029 Paleo Camp. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1030 I guess I need to invent a larger carry on. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1031 Paleo diet, level three. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
1032 Let's get back to the basics 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1033 I hope that we won't be violating the prime directive. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
1034 Where we're going, we don't need clothes. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1035 Anything else we can just buy when we get there. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1036 We’re all set for travel delays. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1037 The TSA's gonna love this one....... 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1038 The brochure said “fire pit optional.” 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1039 It’ll take me forever to unpack 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1040 Look at what I learned at caveman summer camp, mom. I made fire, the wheel, and how to date girls. 1.3130 0.05535 131 102 17 12
1041 I’m just packing the essentials. 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
1042 I can always hunt for sweater when we get there. 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1043 I’m so done with 2022.” 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1044 The first year away at college is always about basic survival. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1045 Did you remember to lock the cave? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1046 Who needs WiFi for a vacation when you have the basics. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1047 Naked and Afraid. And you? 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
1048 I thought you wanted to see hot wheels and go clubbing? 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1049 I can't believe I finally caved in to your holiday plans. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1050 I'm confused. You said 2022 was the year to bring new excitement to our relationship. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1051 On this trip, I’m taking my Paleo Diet to the next level! 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1052 Just the essentials, honey; we're roughing it. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
1053 It's just in case civilization ends while we are at 35,000 feet. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1054 This is one way to use my Liberal Arts degree. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1055 Honey, do you want me to pack the basic necessities or not?? 1.3119 0.04645 109 76 32 1
1056 Did you pack the first aid kit? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1057 One crispy drum stick, come'n up. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1058 This ''Basic Man' kit from Men's Health isn't what I expected. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1059 We'll be off grid the whole vacation! 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1060 I just feel its important for me to connect with my roots on this trip. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1061 You'd be surprised how often they come in handy. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1062 What do you think of my indoor barbeque? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1063 Well, you wanted the things to get hotter in the bedroom. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1064 Nobody was smart enough to patent mankind's three most important inventions. I will patent them and reap billions in royalties. 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
1065 It's part of this whole Paleo thing I'm doing. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
1066 'When the Exchange student said he was from the Middle Paleolithic, he wasn't kidding.' 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
1067 First can we stop off at the patent office?” 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1068 Wait, the CAYMAN Islands? I must have misheard you. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1069 I had a feeling flying Caveman Class might be a problem 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1070 If we're embracing a paleo diet, we're embracing paleo design. 1.3106 0.04580 132 95 33 4
1071 Now I just need something to carry 4 oz or less of water 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
1072 Too bad nobody's invented a better suitcase. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1073 The therapist said we needed to start from scratch on this vacation. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
1074 I thought we agreed to relive the good old days. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1075 You said that on this vacation you wanted to get back to basics! 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
1076 Fire…the Wheel… next, the Female Orgasm! 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1077 I’m just going to live out of my suitcase. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1078 I finally followed your advice and just packed the basics. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1079 The scouts are meeting in a cave this year, and I'm going to win every merit badge they've got! 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1080 I am just going to pack the basics 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1081 See, unlike you, I just pack the basics. 1.3095 0.04045 168 121 42 5
1082 Wait, this isn't my bag... 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1083 Teach a man to make fire, he can mansplain for a lifetime." 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1084 Honey, have you seen my stone tools? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1085 It's the new Gwyneth Paltrow home tool kit. 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
1086 I've got the emergency kit 1.3091 0.04788 110 78 30 2
1087 The resort is seriously retro. 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
1088 I heard this place was very rustic. 1.3089 0.04637 123 88 32 3
1089 I know TSA's stance on liquids. How do they feel about fire? 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
1090 What if I put wheels on a suitcase? 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
1091 This Flintstone weekend is going to be live-streamed on the interrock. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
1092 Says the one who hasn’t traveled for two years, let alone in coach! 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1093 It's a short trip, so I'm only packing the basics. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1094 Let’s go clubbing 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
1095 Well, you wanted to go to Texas . . . 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1096 Do you think the club will put me over 50 pounds? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1097 I seem to be packing differently since I started my Paleo diet. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1098 I always over pack ! This time , I 'm just sticking with the basics ! 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1099 We won't need room service. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1100 I can't decide which one I should patent first. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1101 Surprised at what you can get past TSA these days. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1102 You told me to pack so I would be prepared for anything. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1103 Now all I have left to pack is the sliced bread. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1104 I am just taking the basics. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1105 Luckily we have TSA Pre-Check. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1106 I'm just packing the essentials, honey. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
1107 I want to show your parents how far we’ve come. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1108 The secret to packing is to just bring the basics. 1.3077 0.04616 117 83 32 2
1109 I thought this holiday was about going "back to basics"? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1110 You know, just the basics. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1111 On this vacation, I really want to get back to my roots. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1112 Then I noticed an asterisk next to 'Roughing it.' 1.3077 0.04347 130 92 36 2
1113 Next I'm going to make sliced bread. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1114 I plan on spending alot of time in the Man cave. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1115 Did you pack my laptop? 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1116 Looks like we’re both starting over 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1117 Did we hire a marriage counselor or a camp counselor? 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1118 We just need to go out and look for a caveman wearing I ❤ New York attire. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1119 When you said let"s start over, how far back did you want to go? 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
1120 You can take the man out of the cave… 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1121 Well, you said your parents were stuck in the stone age. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1122 The thing I love about the Paleo diet is that you can do it anywhere. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
1123 Honey, in my men’s group we’re exploring our primitive essence. 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
1124 I still can't believe the airport lost our mammoth. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1125 I can’t believe it’s been so long since my last vacation 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1126 You said this vacation was back to basics. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1127 I really need to disconnect from technology. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1128 Did you bring an extra toothbrush? I only packed the essentials. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1129 In case the Internet goes down. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1130 Did you pack the marshmallows and my leopard print outfit?" 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1131 I can’t find our flight info. I know I scrawled it into one of these walls. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1132 I decided to pack light. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1133 While you were gone I decided to clean out the man cave. 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
1134 They say we're headed back to the Stone Age. I am getting prepared! 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1135 O.K. you’re in charge of the hieroglyphics. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1136 Well, you said you wanted to go primitive camping. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1137 You'll thank me when we get there." 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1138 I suppose I’ll pack a snack in case the paleo options are limited. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1139 For the last time, we are going to the Caymans, not the Cavemans. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1140 Instead of packing them, couldn't we re-invent some of these when we get there? 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1141 I checked before we left--the don't do paleo at the restaurant. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
1142 We work from home now. Why can't we camp from home? 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1143 I'm trying out smoke rings for camp. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
1144 My safe word is brontosaurus. 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1145 I'm only packing the essentials. 1.3050 0.05127 141 109 21 11
1146 Maybe this time your parents will finally accept me as family. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1147 And how do you know an Ice Age won't break out? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1148 We might have to quarantine. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1149 Someone's taking 'pack only the bare essentials' to a whole new level. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
1150 Always pack the essentials. Have you seen my sliced bread? 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
1151 It will still be early when we arrive. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1152 Don't worry. This time I'm ready to have that whole 'am I man enough to care for you' conversation with your dad. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1153 This Honeymoon tradition has been passed down through the family since the beginning of time. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1154 There's a lot of time to unpack. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1155 I know I'm forgetting something. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1156 Can I have this room as my man cave? 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1157 I gotta get rid of this wheel … I finally bought a car. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1158 Just in case the airline does not serve a hot meal. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1159 Just packing the basics, dear 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1160 When your name is Og, there's no telling whose luggage you'll get. 1.3041 0.05042 148 115 21 12
1161 Do you have room for Agriculture? 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
1162 Have you seen my animal hide duds? 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1163 I'll be ready in five... We'll have to hone the axle, beat the wheel on and lube the bearings. If we make it across the Holland Tunnel we should be free... I just hope you didn't park in a tow away zone like last time. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1164 Wait - you're inventing the sweater? 1.3040 0.04714 125 91 30 4
1165 I think I'll ace the caveman challenge. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1166 It was my first attempt at inventing a roller suitcase! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1167 Paleo diet. Why not Paleo sex? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1168 They said bringing this to dinosaur camp would be historically inaccurate. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1169 Look, they said it's 'primitive camping,' right? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1170 I feel this powerful urge to hunt and gather. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1171 What? You told me to pack only the essentials 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1172 Thorg is going to love my cave warming gift. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1173 I'm thinking that airport security will pour cold water on this idea. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1174 Easy for you. All you need is a ponytail. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1175 The Josh Hawley return to masculinity conferences are always so hard to pack for! 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1176 My doctor said it’s necessary for my paleo diet 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1177 I’m asking you to only take this symbolically. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1178 You'll understand in time. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1179 I've packed the essential components of civilization. You've got laundry. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1180 No, I didn't read the tag. I figured, who else would have a leopard skin tag? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1181 You're packing to have a good time, I'm packing to go back in time. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
1182 Get real. We're going to Grandma's, and you know she lives in another century. 1.3028 0.04790 109 78 29 2
1183 Don't over-pack Harriet. Just the basics. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1184 TSA allows darts in checked bags,right? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1185 You told me to pack just the essentials! 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1186 I had packed this a while ago 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1187 I am not sure why you’re asking, it’s exactly what it looks like. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1188 It's Paleo Packing 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1189 Even on vacation, I'm sticking with paleo. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1190 OK, where's the man cave that was in the pictures? 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1191 Hey, we got the spark back. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
1192 Welcome to my boy cave. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1193 You'll love it, it's the best cold unlit cave on Airbnb. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1194 So when do you want me to club you over the head and drag you into the cave by your hair - after retreat introductions or after happy hour? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1195 Oh, I'm not here to enjoy the Hamptons, I'm here to survive the Hamptons. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
1196 Don't look at me - you still have an iPhone 6. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1197 Surprise! 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1198 I'm having a 'What would Fred and Wilma do?' moment. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1199 I’m getting back to my roots. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
1200 Informal? No, I'm pretty sure they said 'primal'. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
1201 Dad said we were going caving and to get prepared. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1202 I’m packing only the basics. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
1203 It's only for a couple of days, we agreed to just take essentials! 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1204 Oh please..it's not like I'm trying to invent the wheel. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1205 But I did pack light. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1206 We're going camping, not glamping. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1207 The week in Guadeloupe made me totally reconsider my dependence on modern conveniences. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1208 Just your bear skins. This is time travel. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1209 I’m not sure TSA pre-check is paleo-friendly though… 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1210 Well, why do you always pack a hair dryer? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1211 The retreat said no 'modern' conveniences. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1212 Before you leave, one last Paleo breakfast in bed? 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1213 I’m not going to let other people’s supply chain issues impact our vacation. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1214 I don't want to forget anything." 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1215 I can't remember when we last took a trip. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1216 Oh great, I forgot the sliced bread. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
1217 Well, the last place we stayed didn’t have a hair dryer. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
1218 The brochure said rustic. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1219 Didn't you know? Jurassic Park is going for authenticity 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1220 I forgot my toothbrush. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1221 It will be great to really unplug this week, you know? 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
1222 I’m channeling my inner cave man here. Whataya say, want to get married? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1223 Practicing for our sidetrip to BedRock. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1224 You said your parents were conservative; I’m just trying to impress them. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1225 Just the basics for me. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1226 Well, you're always saying you want more fire in the bedroom! 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
1227 This is how our ancestors packed light. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1228 I told you my parents are old-fashioned. 1.2994 0.04088 157 114 39 4
1229 Remember to pack light. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
1230 Our trip to the Bronze Age next year won’t be so easy with airport security. 1.2992 0.04516 127 92 32 3
1231 I pack paleo 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1232 All packed for Survivor Camp. Have you seen my cell phone? 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1233 You can’t run away from the past. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1234 New year, new me! 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1235 I only pack essentials. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1236 Did you pack my Survival Guide for Dummies? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1237 Don't worry. I took out the lithium batteries... 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1238 Ut-oh, my bag is full. Do you have enough space in your suitcase for agriculture? 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
1239 I am hoping that one of these catches on. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1240 It's a gift for your mother. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
1241 I am only bringing what we really need, as a species. 1.2984 0.04432 124 89 33 2
1242 Look to the future, burn the past. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1243 I am taking the paleo diet to a higher level! 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
1244 You said we were going to live out of our suitcase. 1.2984 0.04578 124 90 31 3
1245 It's been awhile since I've been on a trip . . . 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1246 Was it my snoring? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1247 You just said “ bring something warm.” 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1248 I found it under the bed. Must have been there for a long, long time. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1249 I told you I could leave my man cave! 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1250 I thought we should start with the basics. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
1251 Guess which item does not belong in the picture. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1252 I've decided to pack just a few necessities. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1253 Remember, only pack the essentials. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
1254 i’m just taking the things that give me joy 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1255 What's the problem?! I told you I wanted to go Paleo! 1.2973 0.04719 111 80 29 2
1256 I though you said to only pack the basics. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1257 I'm way ahead of the game. I have already re-invented fire, the wheel and hunting for food. All I need now is to learn how to domesticate pigs, and I'm good to go. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
1258 Well, we're west of the Hudson 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1259 Even the thought of vacationing in Wildwood, New Jersey, brings out the caveman in me. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1260 My mistake--I thought we were time travelling. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1261 Ever since I got the 23 and me results back, I’ve really gotten in touch with my Neanderthal roots! 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1262 Looks like we picked up the wrong suitcase at the airport 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1263 It said no lighters, no fireworks, no matches. Nothing about campfires. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1264 But you said I was entering a primitive state. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1265 I can't wait to see the old hunting ground again. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1266 This fire starter will come in handy when you go to camp. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1267 Not the first time my ring's been on fire after a night out clubbing! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1268 Your father will be amazed by the things I learned during lockdown. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1269 They're a little old-fashioned but you'll love them. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1270 And Dad would sing, "These are a few of my favorite things." 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1271 Don't forget to pack warm, sweetie. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1272 Why do you always pack so much stuff? I only pack the basics. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1273 Yes,it is that rustic. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1274 Remember, my folks live in the Stone Age, so pack just the essentials. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1275 Because Dad said that his dad gave them it to him, and his dad before that, and his dad before that, and his dad before that, and his dad before that and ..... 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1276 I won't need a suitcase. I'll just wear my leopard skin. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1277 You said you wanted an uncharted destination. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1278 I sure hope there's no smoke alarm in this room. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1279 I've got a guy who's got a time machine. We're gonna be rich. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1280 Can you think of anything else? 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1281 Do they have fire in the Poconos? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1282 It’s been so long since we took a trip, I looked online and it said to pack just the basics for survival. 1.2951 0.04610 122 89 30 3
1283 Paleo packing is so easy -- just the basics. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1284 I'm practicing for the future. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1285 Oh, Honey, when the brochure says “Sustainable Eco-Resort” it’s code for roughing it. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1286 Let's just see your mother call me "unevolved" now. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1287 You said you wanted to rekindle the flame. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1288 My hunter-gatherer instincts just won't go away" 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1289 Civilization Starter Kit 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
1290 You told me to pack the basics! 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1291 I couldn’t tell from the ad if utilities were included. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1292 Well the only thing you invent is excuses not to sleep with me. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1293 We haven't gone out of town for Ages! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1294 O.K, I get the discovery of the wheel and fire, but what's the turkey leg got to do with anything? 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1295 I know, its heavy and hot, but I don't want to leave home without the basics. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1296 See Diane? I told you the Civilization Series was the best subscription box. I've heard that next month's box includes a printing press! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1297 It has nothing to do with my opinion of your brother's intelligence. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1298 It's just been so long since we've traveled. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1299 I’m simply embracing the brochure’s, “Back to basics” promise. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1300 We may be stuck at the airport. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1301 Think my dinner expectations just dropped a little” 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1302 Dinosaur Camp was the best, Mom. I discovered fire, reinvented the wheel, and I didn’t get bullied ONCE! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1303 Glamping, shlamping - the cave men had it all figured out. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1304 Oh, and I signed us up for Barney Rubble’s talk on Uses for Schist in the Modern World 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1305 It's the End of Days starter kit. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1306 You're going to have to pack the cave drawings in your carry-on. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1307 The wheel is foam, I’m not paying the overweight bag fee. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1308 I'm thinking grandpa will remember these things from his youth. 1.2925 0.04827 106 77 27 2
1309 Once a Boy Scout, always a Boy Scout! 1.2925 0.05990 106 84 13 9
1310 I was thinking we could kick off the weekend with some breakfast in bed 1.2923 0.04429 130 95 32 3
1311 Of course, if I'm going to have any success with the paleo diet, I'm going to have to go all-in. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1312 Do you think I could get this through security? 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1313 Paleo" is more than a diet 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1314 Honey, this is as close as you get to Burning Man this year. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1315 Last time I packed way too much stuff I didn’t need. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1316 It’s been Ages since we’ve used this one. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1317 So I've been watching the Joe Rogan podcast... 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
1318 If Trump gets re-elected and civilization falls apart, we're going to need these things to start over. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1319 I have everything we need to survive ... 5,000 years ago. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1320 You said the trip is about getting back to basics 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1321 I thought you said to pack only essentials. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1322 Where do *you* think we’re going? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1323 So, how far back are we going? 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1324 I don’t need a toothbrush. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1325 Global warming, zombie apocalypse, Trump re-election... I want to be ready. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1326 Don’t worry. I’m an engineer. I got this. 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
1327 Maybe we should have sprung for the essentials package. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1328 We can't leave until the monolith arrives. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1329 You said to pack light, so I’m only taking the essentials. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1330 Well they survived for a long time...didn't they? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1331 Do you have room for my bow and arrow? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1332 Olduvai Gorge, here we come! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1333 I need some conversation prompts for your father. 1.2897 0.05790 107 84 15 8
1334 I think I'm gonna need a second bag for the printing press and internal combustion engine. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1335 My camp counselor said to just bring the basics. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1336 I like to bring just the basics and shop at the local bazaar 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1337 Have you seen my hand axe? 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1338 Did you pack the tablets? 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1339 It's the times when you don't bring something that you need to have it. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1340 Dont worry, I only packed the basics. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1341 I’m so excited to get in touch with my roots! 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
1342 They told us to pack light. 1.2893 0.04459 121 88 31 2
1343 They say to pack only your what's necessary 1.2891 0.04173 128 92 35 1
1344 We’re a MODERN Stone Age family Wilma… 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1345 You don't have to pack that many twigs for just a weekend getaway. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1346 It's either pack light or pack only the essentials. Which is it? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1347 This time I'm taking out a copyright... 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1348 Can I put the club in your bag? I want to keep mine under 50 lbs. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1349 Let me try to explain from the beginning. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1350 Can you tell me who drew this crazy cartoon? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1351 I really liked my summer camp...how was yours ? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1352 You said to only pack the basics 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1353 I'm going back to basics this trip. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1354 Did I tell you that I booked us into the Neanderthal Room? 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1355 Ideally, Mark Cuban for publicity and Mr. Wonderful for the manufacturing. But honestly, I really just want someone to see the potential. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1356 I can’t wait to unplug. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1357 I already learned this stuff at junior college. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1358 I figure this retreat is our opportunity to get back to basics. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1359 Great, got the fire going...what else hun? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1360 You said pack light, just the basics. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1361 You don't mind if I drag you around the room by your hair do you? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1362 I thought you said we were going Paleo. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1363 I'm looking forward to seeing the Rubbles. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1364 Well how retro is this excursion? 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
1365 This vacation, I hope to get in touch with my primal self. 1.2880 0.04372 125 91 32 2
1366 Quick, check the internet to see if these have been invented yet. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1367 If this is your idea of S&M, I'm out. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1368 Looks like I accidentally swapped bags at the airport with the GEICO caveman 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1369 Yes, I’m only packing the essentials. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1370 Remember. In bed, I'm a caveman. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1371 If you're leaving , I'm turning this into a Man Cave ". 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1372 I'm hoping this marrige retreat will get us back to basics. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1373 On the way to the airport, can we stop by the patent office? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1374 Do you have room for my hair gel? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1375 You said to pack light 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1376 My father always told me, pack only what you can carry to prepare for the apocalypse. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1377 The emphasis at my camp was on "how to survive the future." 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1378 I always travel with the “humanity starter pack”, in case things go sideways. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1379 I packed for a true Paleo Adventure! 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1380 Well, our friends there are all telling us that Florida is like the Stone Age these days. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1381 Just essentials, right? 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1382 Yes, it would be easier to begin again with just a fig leaf and an apple. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1383 They said to pack only the basics 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1384 See, I told you this Air BnB in Connecticut would be better! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1385 I only brought the basics. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1386 Honey...have you seen my Acheulean Handaxe? 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1387 Glaving is the “new” glamping. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1388 Do you have the wi-fi password? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1389 I heard this place lacks the basics. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1390 Let's not get fancy. Just pack the minimum you need to get by. 1.2870 0.04746 115 85 27 3
1391 What? I thought we were going caving! 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1392 I don't want to reinvent it when we get there 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1393 How should I have known what you mean by 'rediscovering the fire of our first years'? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1394 You told me to bring the essentials. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1395 Yes it was expensive. It’s vintage. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1396 What a silly question! It goes in the suitcase because it won't fit in carry-on. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1397 You said you wanted me to let my inner cave man out. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1398 What did the other moms say about me getting early admission? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1399 Sweetheart, "End of Days" is not the same thing as "weekend." 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1400 Maybe I should start thinking out of the suitcase. 1.2857 0.04627 126 94 28 4
1401 It's such a hassle packing technology 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1402 I sense you judging my Paleolithic lifestyle choices. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1403 You remember what happened last time. I’m not going through that again. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1404 Not sure where we'll end up, but I think we should just follow the science. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1405 Perhaps I should rethink this regressive therapy idea. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1406 Now, if only you had lips we could invent language. 1.2857 0.06159 105 85 10 10
1407 I prefer to regress much further back than adolescence when I visit my parents. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1408 Well, What DID you mean by 'just the essentials'? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1409 We face multiple existential threats. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1410 The airlines finally found my great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great, great grandpa’s luggage. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1411 With these, I can create anything else we might need on our trip. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1412 I signed us up for a couples cave painting class. 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
1413 It’s not a diet, it’s a life style 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1414 You’ll like my folks, but they’re a little old fashioned. 1.2857 0.04826 105 77 26 2
1415 Just in case we go through a time warp, I'm ready. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1416 I have some ideas for cool Instagram photos this year 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1417 And then it hit me: You know who never went to jail for mail fraud? Cavemen! 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1418 I'm packing that Civilization Starter Kit I bought online. 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
1419 Extra pair of socks and my Apocalypse Survival Bag is ready to go! 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1420 You are Holocene, I am Neolithic. There is just too much that separates us. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1421 I'll leave the club, but I'm bringing the wheel and fire. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1422 You go ahead, I'm starting at the beginning. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1423 There won't be wifi at my parents' place. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1424 Have you seen my favorite rock? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1425 How can you possibly say I didn’t understand a word you said? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1426 You're going to prep school, I'm going to prepper school. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1427 I'm also working on a thing that I call the Internet. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1428 I'm just saying, they still have cable. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1429 Let's start all over again 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1430 Barry, the venture capital guy, said I should really focus on just one of the ideas. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1431 I never trust "rustic". 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1432 There is no WiFi service there." 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1433 What do you mean "Cayman Islands"? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1434 Did I take "man cave" too seriously? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1435 Have you seen my alphabet? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1436 Honey, he will miss several school days so I figured we should take his homework with us. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1437 Do I need one of these or two? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1438 It’s been so long I forget how to pack. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1439 It’s from the Samsonite Stone Age collection. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1440 What do you think...carry-on or check? 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1441 My parents are old school 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1442 No need for clothes. We’re packing heat instead. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1443 I'm doing everything Paleo now. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1444 It's time we got back to basics. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1445 Roger, we're attending a convention, not an invention... 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1446 Mom and dad said to just pack the basics. This is as basic as it gets. 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
1447 You said “Make sure you pack something warm.” 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1448 See. Time travel is more fun. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1449 It's the inventor start up kit. Only $19.99 plus shipping for all three. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1450 I’m going back to basics for this trip. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1451 I know we said no technology on this trip, but hear me out 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1452 I’m packing the basics. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1453 Mom…Thanks for helping me pack up my dorm room. This is my homework from Survival 101. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1454 Oh wait… don’t go…I’m about to invent the vacuum cleaner! 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1455 Do you think I’m taking this ‘Paleo’ thing too far? 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1456 OK I know the caveman role play thing is getting tired - but don't leave me! 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1457 we're going paleo tonight 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1458 I was hoping to go back to the basics on this trip. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1459 This has been a great honeymoon, hasn't it? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1460 I'm going wild on this vacation. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1461 You’re over-packing. We’re going camping not glamping. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1462 Club Flaming-O”. Get it? Boy, the TSA will be talking about this joke for years 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1463 Don’t pack the football. They have those in Alabama. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1464 I must've grabbed Homer Sapiens' suitcase by mistake at the airport. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1465 Q says we need to rethink everything. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1466 The people who just follow the paleo diet aren't fully committed. 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
1467 Now give me the iPhone. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1468 This AirBnB is really old-fashioned. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1469 I took everything from my man cave." 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
1470 When we get to Canada this stuff is going to blow their minds. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1471 See,I CAN play with fire! I’ll be fine in college, Mom. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1472 Lonely Planet suggest sticking to the basics. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1473 I know it’s not carbon neutral but it’s a start! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1474 Ok. Remind me. Are we going neolithic or paleothic? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1475 Not what I meant by packing only the essentials dear. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1476 Didn't I tell you? We got selected for Naked and Afraid. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1477 If that place doesn't have 5G, what else might they not have? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1478 It could be really early when we get there. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1479 I always have trouble acclimating to a different time zone. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1480 No sense ordering takeout. I'll just kill a mammoth and grill it in here. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1481 What? I'm only packing the basics. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1482 I can’t find a good quality mask 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1483 Do you know if any flight restrictions were changed since we last flew to Bedrock. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1484 It's part of my paleo diet travel kit 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1485 I’ve done it,I invented toilet paper that won’t burn. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1486 It was on sale. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1487 I'm glad we finally decided on separate vacations. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1488 You're going to really regret not bringing a portable bonfire set for the trip, just letting you know. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1489 Think what we'll save on room service. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1490 They take the paleo diet very seriously. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1491 Should I check it in or carry it on? 1.2800 0.04731 100 73 26 1
1492 I'm going all in with the paleo-diet. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1493 All I need is a way to slice bread! 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1494 Don't forget to pack the hand sanitizer. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1495 I only travel with the basics. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1496 I'm finally learning how to pack light--- just the essentials. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1497 Sure, it's technology, but we can't just get away from all of it. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1498 They said just to pack the essentials. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1499 Honey, we’re not travelling back in time. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1500 You said to pack only the basics. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1501 You’ll thank me when we miss our link. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1502 I’m telling you - Laguardia is ancient 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1503 Never knew time travel was such an integral component of the Witness Relocation Program. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1504 I just wish we could go back to the way things were in the beginning 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1505 ...and it comes with a 2000 year warranty! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1506 You said you wanted to get back to basics. 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
1507 Have you seen my lucky saber t ooth? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1508 It’s not as complicated as it looks 1.2789 0.04184 147 110 33 4
1509 This is truly how you make pigs in a blanket! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1510 It’ll definitely fit in the overhead, but I am worried about the smoke detectors. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1511 Oh, these old things? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1512 I only pack the bare necessities of life. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1513 Do you know where I put the fire charger? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1514 Look what I brought home from Caveman camp! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1515 Some of these B&B's are a little primitive 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1516 I don't know; it seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1517 you said that we were getting back to our roots 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1518 It's my Keto Backpack. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1519 I can't take the risk--the last airbnb promised basic amenities,too. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1520 Have you seen my Mammoth-skin boots? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1521 The travel brochure said to only bring basic necessities 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
1522 Please refer to me in my non binary name - Thag. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1523 Relax, the Bronze Age reenactment weekend will be fun! 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1524 Just finish packing and stop trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1525 Okay...I think we need to be prepared for a worst-case scenario. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1526 Mom? Exactly how ‘basic’ is this back to basics summer camp you’re sending me to? 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1527 Because the hind leg of the T-rex is way too big . . . 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1528 It’s been a long time since I felt safe to travel. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1529 It's part of my paleo diet regimen. 1.2778 0.04713 108 80 26 2
1530 Call me old fashioned, but I believe it's best to just pack the essentials. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1531 I wonder if Novak Djokovic's room has such primitive amenities. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1532 I'm bringing the wheel and the fire. Do you really think we'll need the woolly mammoth club? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1533 Their idea of a welcome basket is still in the Stone Age. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1534 I was told they are originals so I bought them. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1535 So, it's almost toasted---did you bring the cream cheese? 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1536 Well, it did wipe that smile off your face! 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1537 I think this hotel has an indoor tar pit. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1538 I keep hoping someone will invent the axle. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1539 I just realized I forgot my swimsuit. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1540 No, it's not a drum and it's not a bagel. But you're getting closer. Guess again. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1541 You told me you supported my paleo diet, hun. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1542 I'm not as sure about northern Maine as you are. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1543 I have never figured out how to pack light. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1544 What? You said your dad was old fashioned. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1545 Our therapist said this vacation was all about getting back to basics. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1546 I still can’t believe I got this through security. Bribes still work, it seems. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1547 My mom always said I have an inventive mind… My dad says I was born in the wrong century. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1548 I swear, that’s the last time I let Grok pack my suitcase.” 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1549 I'm burying a time capsule: Things that 'll be useful in 30 years when they dig it up. > 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1550 Have you seen my cuff links? 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1551 It’s been so long - am I doing this right? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1552 Was my great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfathers science project. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1553 If my time machine works, they’re going to think I’m a genius when I get there. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
1554 A weekend of Flintstones' cosplay will bring us back to our neanderthal roots. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1555 Hand me the digital meat thermometer? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1556 I think I’m done packing for our survivalist weekend. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1557 You said light my fire 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1558 It’s primitive camping. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1559 Hurry up - did you pack the fire extinguisher I invented last night? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1560 Don't worry. I have TSA Pre-check. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1561 I've distilled the essentials of modern society to their most primitive forms: fire, the wheel and, of course, weaponry. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1562 How else do you expect me to get my mojo on a couples retreat? 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1563 Can you save some space for my spear? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1564 Look, I'll do anything to prevent extremists from saying I don't care about preserving the environment. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1565 Technically, we can say we roughed it. 1.2756 0.04283 127 94 31 2
1566 The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1567 The next variant could be that bad. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1568 Do you think this club is too much? I don't want your parents to think I'm just another east coast elite. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1569 No need to leave me, dear; I've figured out how to keep my feet warm. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1570 Just wait, you’ll warm up to my Caveman magic act. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1571 Did you say Cayman Islands or Caveman Islands 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1572 Who said men don't know how to pack? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1573 You told me we were going camping 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1574 Oh, I am sooo looking forward to just “getting back to basics” 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1575 I always find time travel so difficult to pack for. You've got my loincloth, right? 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
1576 We are going to visit the Flintstones! 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1577 The brochure said we’d be roughing it. 1.2748 0.04205 131 97 32 2
1578 The travel agent said the resort is rustic. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1579 I got em from old Og next door. He said he invented them. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1580 With time travel we avoided Covid and the souvenirs are better. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1581 It's cheaper than flight cancellation insurance. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1582 I thought you said we were going to the Stone Age not Stonehenge. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1583 I put the basics in my carry-on in case our bags get lost. 1.2745 0.04654 102 75 26 1
1584 These are my souvenirs from Cave Man camp! 1.2745 0.04441 102 74 28 0
1585 It was your idea to spend the weekend at the Flintstones. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1586 You said you weren't bringing your work on this vacation. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1587 The irony is that I can’t find my screwdriver. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1588 Sweetheart,San Francisco is not what it used to be. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1589 Honey, if you can’t convince me of its original provenance, then you’ll never convince the people at Antiques Roadshow. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1590 I just really want to unplug while we’re on vacation. 1.2743 0.04399 113 83 29 1
1591 Well, you said to only pack the bare essentials. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1592 Why is a club not one of the greatest inventions of all time? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1593 Are you sure this is going to pass the airport security? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1594 it's not like it was in the beginning, there's just no spark now. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1595 All that's left to pack is the carion 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1596 What am I not thinking of? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1597 Honey, this is what I meant by "luxurious two-person trip back to the prehistoric era." 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1598 Im just not that optimistic 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1599 I wish you had signed me up as the inventor of pizza 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1600 I just need to bring the basics. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1601 You know me. I like to carry the basics when I travel. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1602 Don't know which to patent first? The wheel ? Or fire? maybe the club? 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1603 I'm trying to restore my caveman masculinity! 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1604 The camp director said to bring some original inventions, but I didn't assume he meant mine. 1.2734 0.04255 128 95 31 2
1605 Like I said, we really focused on “the basics” this summer at camp. 1.2734 0.04255 128 95 31 2
1606 This is what happens when you don't pack for me. 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
1607 No free wifi - the conditions are prehistoric. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1608 I'm telling you, the website said it'd be a "journey to the past" 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1609 While we're in New York I'm going to pitch an idea to the cartoon editor. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1610 I'm still a Boy Scout at heart. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1611 I've got fire and the wheel but I'm thinking of switching out the club for the electric toothbrush. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1612 They offered a discount if we heat the room ourselves. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1613 You said this trip was our chance to start over. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1614 Your idea of "basic essentials" is different than mine. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1615 'Wait a sec, I'm going back in time where are you going?' 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1616 I've just packed the basics. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1617 I think we should also bring sliced bread. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1618 It's only a long weekend, so I am just bringing the essentials 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
1619 For this trip, I'm going 100% Keto. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1620 Hmm..how did I marry that moron ? 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1621 We're so lucky it's only Thursday ... 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1622 But I AM packing light. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1623 Now I just have to invent a time machine and I'll be rich! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1624 Oh, they will rue the day they kicked me out of Inventors' Camp--next year I'm inventing Bagpipes. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1625 Should I throw in my bowling ball? I know Fred and Barney like to get away from Wilma and Betty for boys' night out. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1626 You thought they said pack suitable apparel, but I am sure they said to pack for a suitable peril! 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1627 It's fine, I'm planning to check it. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1628 You know how hard it is for me to stick to my Paleo diet on vacation. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1629 I love hotel sex! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1630 It's been a while since we've traveled, but has the world REALLY changed that much in the last two years?" 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1631 It's not easy sticking to the paleo-diet on the road. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1632 What? They said to only pack the bare essentials. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1633 I've seen the future. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1634 You're the one who said you missed 'how it used to be' 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1635 I thought we agreed cave man roll playing would be good foreplay. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1636 I knew I should have go the Cave Man Executive set. This starter pack just isn’t enough to express who I am. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1637 You did say we were roughing it. 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
1638 I'll spend most of the weekend in his man cave 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1639 When we get to your parent's house, I want them thinking I am one of the family. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1640 The guy at the estate sale said these were some of the grand prizes from Betty White's first game show. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1641 And that's how people worked from home during the first pandemic 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1642 All I'll really need is sun block. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1643 I'll call the airline, that caveman in 7C must have my pajamas. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1644 I'll bring all these in case we lose the GPS signal 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1645 I thought you said this is going to be a paleo cruise! 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1646 It's like the paleo diet, only more intense. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1647 I'm cautiously optimistic the patent approvals are imminent. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1648 Should I pack my bearskin shirt in with my reboot of civilization kit? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1649 My love, could we just start over? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1650 I’m packing heat. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1651 I’m packing only the essentials. 1.2697 0.04731 89 65 24 0
1652 Don't leave,I'm just about to heat things up in the bedroom. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1653 I heard this B&B was established in 25 BC 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1654 Have fun at college. I'm doing a gap year with the GOP 1.2697 0.06735 89 74 6 9
1655 Honey, you told me to pack an emergency go bag. I’m just trying to be thorough. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1656 What? You said to only pack the essentials. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1657 Damn, I forgot underwear! 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1658 Well you said, "Bring the basics!" 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1659 You said you wanted to get away from it all... 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1660 Do you remember the caveman we saw in baggage claim? 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1661 You know they HAVE all this stuff in Bedrock, 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1662 I'm so going to win best cosplay this year. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1663 You know what I don't understand Sandy?... I don't understand why you're looking at me that way? 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1664 The way travel is these days, you’ll never know where you’ll end up. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1665 Because I'll miss my man cave. That's why! 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1666 It seems like we've been packing forever. 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1667 I mostly went paleo for the simplicity. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1668 What!….. You think this is stupid?….. Well, I’m going on Shark Tank with it…. I call it ‘Campfire in a Suitcase.’ 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1669 Cavemen? Nah, it's on how Cheerios and KFC get that crunchy thing down so well. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1670 Just don't put my lion-skin loin cloth in the dryer. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1671 I'm going to call it "the internal combustion engine"! 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1672 I call these burny and slidy, but my patent lawyer is hoping I'll find catchier names. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1673 Where we're going, I'll be a god! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1674 I don’t see how this is my fault, you told me to pack the essentials! 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1675 Do I need my clubbing gear? 1.2688 0.04622 93 68 25 0
1676 You said we should get back to the basics on this trip. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1677 And remember: don't say anything to my mom about the unfinished cave renovations. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1678 Let's just say our necessities are now the mothers of at least three inventions. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1679 Were you surprised to hear that I was on the Paleo diet? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1680 Did you tell your parents we've gone fully Paleo? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1681 They said the cabin doen't have cable. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1682 Maybe we're taking this Paleo thing a little too far. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1683 I’m trying out this new thing called the paleo diet. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1684 Didn't you say to bring only the basics? 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1685 I thought we requested the Jurassic suite. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1686 I know my other inventions didn't catch on, but one of these will make us rich. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1687 It sounds like one of our "back to nature" retreats is going to be a little more authentic than the other! 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1688 I'm not trying to re-invent the wheel or anything. Or maybe I am. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1689 Leave those-we’ll skin for our wardrobes . 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1690 I had so much fun I'm feeling cavesick. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1691 On this vacation, I want to get in touch with my inner Neanderthal. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1692 They call this Glamping? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1693 My travel coach said just pack the basics. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1694 What? I told you my family is old-fashioned. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1695 I don't have room for my chargers 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1696 I thought you said " Warm up the bed." 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1697 You just never know when the power is going to go out at my Uncle Bobby's house Debra." 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1698 So glad the place has a man cave. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1699 All we need now is a lever and an inclined plane. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1700 Who knows we could be the last two humans alive. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1701 I don’t about you but I am taking only what I need… 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1702 You said just to bring the essentials. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1703 No need to reinvent the wheel here 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1704 I'll help you pack after I finish cooking my drumstick. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1705 Well, you told me to pack just the essentials. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1706 You said our spark had fizzled out, so I thought we could spice things up. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1707 we're just going camping, there's no need to reinvent the wheel here. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1708 Didn't you ever see the Twilight Zone where the flight goes back in time? I'm ready 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1709 I think I've packed all the basics... 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1710 I don't know Susan, something about history repeating itself. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1711 Don’t get mad at me honey, you’re the one who wanted to take a vacation to Caveman Island! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1712 You won't be needing those things at the Paleolithic fantasy camp. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1713 You wanna call me unevolved, honey, I’ll show you unevolved! 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1714 Formal? Okay, pack my zebra skin loincloth. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1715 I can't wait to relax, unplug, and get back to basics. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1716 They don't call me a master of reinvention for nothing. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1717 I'm pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-check. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1718 What's the TSA ruling on pre-historic accessories? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1719 If we are visiting cave people sites, clothes are not the priority. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1720 Hey, you got me started on the Paleo Diet. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1721 I’m so done with “glamping”; this weekend I’m getting back to basics! 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1722 I’ll be glad when you’re done with that paleo diet. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1723 I just want to get back to the basics. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1724 I can't believe I lost to the 'Flex Seal' Guy. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1725 I feel like travel has really gotten back to the basics in the past couple years. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1726 we have to be prepared... 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
1727 When we arrive at Mars these holidays, we need to start from the beginning. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1728 If you're to call me a caveman then I'm going all in 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1729 Which came first? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1730 It’s easier to be prepared than post-pared. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1731 Let's go primal! 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1732 I told you... I only pack the essentials. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1733 I'm not the one that booked a B&B with no internet. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1734 Remember that Neanderthal in baggage claim? 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1735 As much as I love 23andMe, Ancestry.com just took experiential marketing to a whole new level. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1736 It's my portable paleo grill. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1737 You should start the wall drawings. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1738 You think I may be taking this Paleo thing too far? 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1739 This camping trip will give us a spark. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1740 Honey, let me pack the essentials! 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1741 My father is a barber Eric, not a barbaric. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1742 When I pack, I just bring the basics. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1743 I can't see why you think the pandemic has caused me to revert to the past. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1744 Remember that quiet guy across the aisle with the long hair, bad smell, and ragged loin cloth?" 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1745 I must've grabbed your mother's bag. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1746 Seen my travel-size lever? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1747 I just brought the fundamentals. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1748 I'm just gonna bring the basics. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1749 I need to embrace this caveman diet fully if I'm to be successful. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1750 Dad said I had to start at the beginning. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1751 …but you said “just the basics”. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1752 I know I say it every vacation, but I'm getting in touch with my roots this time. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1753 Paleo packing is all the rage. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1754 These days, you can never be too prepared. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1755 I just pack the basics when I travel. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1756 I thought you said we were going to rough it. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1757 Paleo isn't just a diet. It's a lifestyle. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1758 I’m bringing only the essentials. 1.2645 0.04194 121 90 30 1
1759 Sweetie, you know this is a wilderness survival course, right? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1760 Australia Pacificus?! I thought the travel agent said Australopithecus. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1761 You pack your Go Bag. I'll pack my Go Bag. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1762 Just the basics." 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1763 It’s just an overnight trip, honey. No need to reinvent the wheel! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1764 Which wine pairs with Mesozoic? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1765 Okay,"What do we really need? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1766 You said to only bring the essentials 1.2642 0.04507 106 79 26 1
1767 I’m just going with the basics. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
1768 I didn’t realize we were traveling back in time 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1769 The Room Service here is awful. 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
1770 Hey! Paleo vacations are trending. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1771 See? This is my newly invented game that replaces paper, rock, scissors 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1772 Once I close this suitcase, the talking stops and the grunting begins. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1773 I guess it would be useless to ask if your parents have wi-fi. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1774 I know I can’t close it! 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1775 I'm going to the Neolithic. Where's my sabre-tooth tiger repellant? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1776 I'm taking what the brochure called 'glamping' with a grain of salt. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1777 'But I thought you said retro fashion was in?' 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1778 Who knows? You may need basic survival skills at the airport. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1779 I told them five times—no starch on the loincloth 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1780 I believe in paleo-packing for trips. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1781 If you can’t bring the man cave, you bring the cave with the man. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1782 I know it would have been easier to buy something from the bridal registry, but this is so much more personal. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1783 Is it Stonyhenge or Stonybrook? Getting my Rolling Stones confused. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1784 I told you, this year I am really committed to going paleo. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1785 Swim suits are good, but you should also be prepared for the apocalypse. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1786 I probably should have waited until after our vacation to begin my Paleo. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1787 Just the basics,Honey! 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1788 I brought my 'caveman weekend' suitcase by mistake. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1789 Honey, I even travel paleo. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1790 Oh yea, don't forget the Bernie mittens. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1791 It’s like a phone lamp torch but it does not need battery and it also keeps you warm. Can you believe it? 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1792 I packed the basics, as you told me to. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1793 I entered three categories at the Consumer Electronics Show. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1794 As the Scout motto goes--'Always be prepared' 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1795 I read something about getting pack to basics. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1796 Our last Air B&B didn’t even have basic amenities… 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1797 It’s for the caveman jubilee. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1798 Er, what exactly did you mean by “Basic Essentials”? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1799 Imagine if you had a single device that could do all of this! 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1800 Should I cancel our restaurant reservation? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1801 You know the cavemen never knew what to do with a turkey leg. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1802 After I gave up Facebook I just couldn't quit! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1803 Hotels never have all the essentials. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1804 Well honey,I thought we could bring some souvenirs from our romantic period!! 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
1805 I'm just trying to fit in with your family. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1806 In case there’s an issue with power outages, you pack the portable phone charger and I’ll take care of everything else. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1807 I always bring the basics. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1808 Don’t look at me like that. You’re the one who said that the accommodations would be very primitive! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1809 I prefer to travel light so I'm just taking the basics. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1810 Well if push comes to shove I'd rather not have to reinvent them. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1811 I want to go back to my roots. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1812 That guy Fred really knows how to have a garage sale. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1813 It's the early version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1814 I can't wait to go back to Paleo Camp. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1815 This jet lag is going to be rough. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1816 It's like emergency underwear. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1817 Well you DID say that we need to unplug! 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1818 I AM packing light, just the bare essentials! 1.2621 0.04568 103 77 25 1
1819 Well, my ancestor service said I'm 5% Neanderthal, so I thought I'de try it out. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1820 I'm getting back to my roots - waaaay back. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
1821 Where we’re going, we don’t have roads 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1822 I am going all rogue, like a political leader! 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
1823 We may need these in survival camp 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1824 The review said it had Old World charm. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1825 *unintelligible grunting* 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1826 They said only pack the essentials. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1827 I’m really going to impress your parents. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1828 Maybe doing this in the bedroom isn't a great idea. 1.2613 0.04563 111 84 25 2
1829 You were the one who said the weekend was going to be more primitive. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1830 Yeah, I don't know why I packed this shit either. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1831 Do you think they will let me board with my dinosaur support animal? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1832 At least leave me the keys to the stegosaurus 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1833 Packing the essentials, just in case 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1834 Do you think I should dress a bit more formal for my visit to the Patent Office? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1835 You said I should only pack the essentials. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1836 We seem to have different concepts of 'roughing it.' 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1837 I’m only packing the basics. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1838 Look, it's only a three star place. I thought we should be prepared. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1839 Starting over from the beginning. Just like you said. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1840 I'm taking just the basics on this trip. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1841 I thought we were just packing the essentials. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1842 You heading for the Metaverse? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1843 Honey? Where did I put my brontosaurus bone and fragile masculinity? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1844 why are you leaving me Pam? Im getting the hang of it now, honest... so if I stick this club through the hole, it'll warm it up, is that right 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1845 It's an icon for these times. Once the base gets fired up, you can lose control of an already bad idea. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1846 If we're bombed back to the Stone Age, at least we'll have the tools needed to start over. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1847 You said, "we need to pack early, man." 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1848 We should've come to Arizona years ago 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1849 You can never be too prepared!" 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1850 I thought this was a paleo vacation. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1851 Tell me again -- how primitive is this place we're going? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1852 It goes with the Paleo diet 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1853 Going on a group safari does not qualify you as hunter gatherer. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1854 Have you booked the pterodactyl to the airport? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1855 Just bringing the basics. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1856 But you said you wished I was more of a caveman in bed. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1857 Living in a matchbox,literally. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1858 Have you seen my pterodactyl spray? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1859 You told me to pack only the essentials. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1860 I got these and opposable thumbs — what else do I need? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1861 I'm packing the essentials. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1862 Carry-on luggage was not made for the paleo diet. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
1863 You said to pack just the bare essentials. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1864 What can I say? I’m into paleo! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1865 Please, Doris, don't embarrass me by packing food. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1866 Why do you insist on packing things you don't really need? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1867 These are functions my phone cannot do! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1868 I'd argue you that what you're packing isn't essential! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1869 I can’t wait to get away, it will be great to get back to our roots. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
1870 This time, I won't be getting any emails from the office. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1871 And they have a river out back where you can do the laundry. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1872 You said your family were Neanderthals! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1873 If there’d been a patent office back then, we’d be rich today. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1874 Don't gimme that look. You said,"no high-tech distractions." 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1875 I clearly said "Funston" when I checked my bag but this belongs to someone named "Flintstone." 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1876 And I invented this club to keep away baggage handlers. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1877 Oh sure, criticize me for just packing the basics. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1878 If we’re going camping, I want to be prepared. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
1879 Did you say pack for Amsterdam or the Apocalypse? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1880 ok, chill. I am working on the third most important invention for humankind. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1881 You just don’t get a no frills vacation 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1882 Now that I packed my caveman supplies, do you think I should bring a toothbrush? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1883 what could possibly go wrong 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1884 I remember this stuff and forget my cell phone. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1885 What do you think, Meg, carry-on or check-in? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1886 I just got the value pack 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1887 What?! You told me to only pack essentials. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1888 You know how that last three hour cruise went. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1889 The stone wheel isn't for more. It's for my prehistoric hamster. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1890 Essentials only, please. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1891 I need it in case we go clubbing. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1892 I forgot the cream cheese!! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1893 I thought I could explore some business opportunities during our West Virginia vacation. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1894 That is not what I meant when I said we should 'heat things up' in the bedroom. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1895 You said we would be camping out at the lodge. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1896 Does TSA allow campfires in carry on luggage? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1897 I thought you said CES 2022 B.C. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1898 The brochure says I'll have my own man-cave. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1899 Don't forget to pack your diaphragm. 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1900 I just brought the bare essentials. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1901 I’m going with only the essentials. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1902 Wait, did you say getaway or castaway? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1903 Every time we visit your family in Philadelphia I come home adopting more and more of their culture. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1904 You said I packed like a caveman, right? 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1905 It will be under 50 lbs,I promise! 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1906 Some pack to remember, some pack to forget. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1907 Everything I need for CavemanCon! 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1908 I'm going full paleo on this vacation 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
1909 Oh, well excuse me for not being so high tech" 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1910 This primitive camping trip is really hard to pack for 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1911 Room and board is covered for our trip to the Lascaux Caves, Harold. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1912 Just pack the "essentials" They charge for extra baggage! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1913 Honey, have you unpacked the sliced bread? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1914 You’ll see…we’ll have a gay old time. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1915 I love traveling back in time. It makes me feel so useful. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1916 What? I'm a white guy travelling to the developing world, OF COURSE I'm gonna assume it's primitive. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1917 You want me to reinvent the wheel or not? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1918 We will probably have to clear all this with Elon before we get on board. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1919 But you told me you wanted me to be a caveman in the bedroom. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1920 I'm not overpacking, Phoebe. I just brought a few of the basics. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
1921 I always travel with just the bare necessities. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
1922 I can't wait to reignite our spark! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1923 Mom, this is not the kind of camp where I need those clothes. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1924 We need to stop at Kohl's for new loincloths. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1925 I'm taking my man cave stuff with me. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1926 Should I pack my clubs? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1927 But you said we were going "caving", didn't you? 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1928 I thought that was what the tour-guide meant when I chose the paleo meal plan option. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
1929 There's been some improvements since the last time you were home. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1930 Dear, it's the only way I can really communicate with your Father. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1931 People always take things home from the room honey it’s no big deal 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1932 I'm on a technology hiatus for this vacation. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1933 As I said before we left, this will be our back-to-our-roots vacation. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1934 Visiting your parents really brings out my primal instincts. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1935 I thought you said we were going somewhere that time didn't exist. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1936 Pack lightly.My parents are minimalists. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1937 Chill mom, this is the latest fad. They didn't wear clothes in the Stone Age. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1938 Did you pack my paleo cookbook? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1939 I always pack wheely light. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1940 Check out my portable space portal. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1941 Oh, I grabbed the wrong bag. How long did the say that other connecting flight was delayed?" 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1942 When did we start taking separate vacations?” 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1943 Babe, it's four days...do you really think you're going to need ALL of those dresses? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1944 You said we'd be vacationing just like in the old days. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1945 They are accoutrements for my new Paleo diet. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1946 Don’t worry — I’m packing light. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1947 I know you like to travel, but with the pandemic, why don't we just camp at home? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1948 The email said only bring the essentials, honey. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1949 I usually only pack the essentials. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1950 If the time machine works, they'll think I'm a god 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1951 You only really need to bring the basics. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1952 Pack light, it's all about getting back to basics. 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1953 It was all duty free!" 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1954 When we get to man camp, can I drag you in by your hair? 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1955 I thought we were going to rough it this vacation. 1.2544 0.04282 114 86 27 1
1956 Marie was all for getting back to basics,but Martin really was starting to make her question their marriage. 1.2536 0.03992 138 105 31 2
1957 Don't go, honey! I've almost nailed the printing press. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1958 Your parents have always treated me like a neanderthal 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
1959 What, it's necessary for my new Paleo diet 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1960 Do they scan checked luggage? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1961 We'll show those glampers how it's really done. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1962 The tour brochure said to bring only the basics. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1963 I think it's time we got back to basics. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
1964 I really didn’t appreciate that comment that your mother made about me behaving like a Neanderthal. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
1965 No phones, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury... 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1966 I know that liquid is limited to 4 ounces, but what about fire? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1967 Your packing is not, well, very inventive. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1968 Did you happen to see my pulley or my lever lying around anywhere? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1969 You said we're in for a wild weekend! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1970 We're going to Stone-HENGE, not Stone AGE. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1971 Don't you want a break from technology? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1972 Travel is so risky. Thought I would prepare for quarantine just on case 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1973 Have you got room for some extras? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1974 Honey, do that rain dance again for me, will ya. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1975 Is there any room in your suitcase? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1976 I thought you wanted to get back to our roots on this vacation. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1977 I really don't think you'll need all of those clothes in the stone age, Becky. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1978 Sorry Ms. Kondo. I need these to keep the joy in my paleo diet! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1979 This fall, I fell way back. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1980 These days I always travel with the basics. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1981 If they don’t have hairdryers, who knows what modern inventions they may have missing? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1982 so you get hand-me-downs too? 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1983 You said nothing fancy this time, rustic-like, didn't you? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1984 Rock,Fire,Scissors 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1985 Didn't you say we're going off the grid? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1986 I couldn't find the matches. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1987 Everything I think of has already been thought of, seems like. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1988 I told you, Mom - I refuse to go to Christian Camp! 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1989 Honey, you did remember to pack my loincloth, didn't you? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1990 Will this fit in your carry-on? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1991 As you can see, I prefer traveling light. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1992 I just get confused when you said you wanted to come back to our best moment as a couple. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1993 Camp like our ancestors, that's what I say. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1994 I always feel like I'm overpacking for these Paleo weekend retreats. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1995 It's not much, but it reminds me of home. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1996 Since we're headed back to the Stone Age anyway... 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1997 Please remember, I will not have my smartphone with me at the camp! 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1998 I think I grabbed the wrong bag at baggage claim. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1999 I always told you I want to move into my man cave 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2000 Not Rock, Paper, Scissors. It's Wheel, Fire, Club. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2001 Think how much we save in room service 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
2002 Divorce hasn’t been invented yet. 1.2500 0.04539 92 69 23 0
2003 Have you seen my tangled bundle of charger cords? No? Exactly. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2004 I thought you said to pack my clubbing gear 1.2500 0.04753 84 63 21 0
2005 I'm going to call it "X Games" for exceptionally stupid. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
2006 Who's on Maddow tonight? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2007 No, computers aren’t until next semester. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
2008 Everyone else in class did volcanoes. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2009 Is this going to be a TSA issue? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
2010 There's a neanderthal somewhere with my best suit. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2011 Minimalist packing is really starting to catch on! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2012 Okay,maybe I’ve taken this paleo lifestyle a little too far … 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2013 Well, you did say to pack the essentials. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2014 Does you think this is over 50 pounds? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2015 Why the look of surprise? You know I’m on a strict Paleolithic diet. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2016 Why bring a tent when I have all the necessities for a good cave? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2017 It's a portable steampunk microwave! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2018 Sorry, it's my first time to the Midwest. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2019 We're going to slow things way down at a place called Club Paleolithic. Happy Anniversary honey! 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
2020 This is the summer I win the camp award for sustainability. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2021 The brochure says the accommodations are "primitive" 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2022 I thought we could rekindle the old magic. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2023 The sales person at Trump Tower said that bladeless fans are safest. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2024 I'm downsizing my man cave. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2025 It should be fine. I have TSA Pre-Check. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2026 Do you have room for my bread slicer? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2027 But what if they’ve closed Stonehedge 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2028 It's kind of like a box of matches - portable. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2029 If we’re really taking this ancestry trip seriously, you should be glad I want to honor my Neanderthal heritage. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
2030 I'm just taking essentials. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2031 And now all I need is a loincloth. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2032 I thought you said we'd be roughing it -- so I cam prepared. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2033 I thought YOU packed the toothpaste. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2034 I’ve baked sourdough, and now I’m going full Mesopotamia during the pandemic. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2035 The camp leader said to only bring the fundamentals.... 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2036 The Vegan retreat folks will never suspect it's a turkey leg 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2037 Can't wait to sample the paleo menu! 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2038 I always told you your in-laws are primitive people. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2039 I just brought the essentials. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2040 This is supposed to be a couple's retreat? I thought that this was going to be a "Naked and Afraid" kind of retreat! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2041 The brochure said be prepared for "a weekend of discovery!" 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2042 Just trying to come up with the next great idea. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2043 What else should we bring along to get your parents to embrace the 21st century? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2044 You said your family was ''Old School 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2045 It's going to take some time unpacking all my new ideas. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2046 I’m preparing to start from the beginning. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2047 We're going upstate. No telling how advanced they are and I want to be prepared to help them along. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2048 I heard electronic devices are no longer accepted in planes. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2049 Okay, but don't leave until you see my next idea. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2050 No, no. We don't go "Bronze Age' until next month." 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2051 I'm only packing the bare necessities for our wilderness vacation. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2052 You pack the clothes, I'll pack the basics. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
2053 if we are quarantined in the boonies we'll have the basics for survival. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2054 Honey, I am just trying to help you with the cooking.... 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2055 Honey, this won't fit. We'll have to skip the courtship. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2056 I prefer to be self sufficient when traveling. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2057 This travel kit we bought seems outdated. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2058 This thing may throw us back to the stone age. I just want to be prepared. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2059 it was so cheap, I couldn’t resist it. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2060 Just call me old fashioned. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
2061 You did say we're going to 3000 B.C., right? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2062 Can you think of anything I'm missing? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2063 When we travel back in time, I don't want to spook them, just impress them. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2064 If we are running away to reinvent ourselves we better start at the beginning. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2065 This trip,dear, I’m only packing the essentials. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2066 You said to bring only the essentials. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2067 Honey, I’m just packing the bare necessities. 1.2478 0.04269 113 86 26 1
2068 Do you think what I'm packing is age-appropriate? 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2069 I am in touch with my inner Neanderthal 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2070 All these wonderful inventions, and I still can't slice the bread 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2071 This trip truly helped me unpack the past ! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2072 Well, the invitation did say to just bring the basics. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2073 Just how off the grid do you think it is? 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2074 I thought you said you wanted to really disconnect this trip. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2075 We're moving to Idaho -- we have to blend in. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2076 My dad packed my suitcase. He's old fashioned. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2077 Do you think I should loose the fire for our Paleo meeting? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2078 You promised me an old-fashioned vacation... 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2079 Don’t worry. I put my shampoo and after shave lotion in 4 oz bottles. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2080 We're going to South Carolina. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2081 I want us to have a vacation that goes beyond the paleo. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2082 The brochure said just bring the essentials. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2083 So is my caveman thing making you hot? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2084 Well honey, you asked me to keep my packing to only the basics. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2085 I signed us up for the exclusive Quest for Fire weekend adventure. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2086 Could you drive me to the Patent Office? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2087 Don't you just love glamping? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2088 If we're going spelunking, I'll need my caveman kit. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2089 Now this is glamping. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2090 It’s PC Gone Mad! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2091 I've never packed for the Adirondacks before. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2092 While you finish unpacking, I'm going to hunt us down some dinner. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2093 While you're gone, would it be OK if I did some paintings on the walls? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2094 This camping trip, I really want to get back to basics. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2095 You traveler, me caveman!!! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2096 ... because your father still treats me like I am just a gatherer. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2097 Then, what era are you going to? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2098 I just pack the basics. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2099 The time travel agent said we should pack accordingly. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2100 Now where did I leave my loincloth? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2101 I can't get my suitcase to close. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2102 Do you have room for a printing press? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2103 Boy, it's been a while since we got out of the city. Is there anything else you think we'll need? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2104 They said the accommodations would be primitive. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2105 These are a few reunion gifts for your clan. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2106 Getting psyched for the Jurassic Park tour. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2107 I've told you a million times--the resort is all-inclusive. We just need to bring the basics. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2108 No honey, this time I am just packing the basics. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2109 But what if we're stranded on a deserted island and there's nowhere open with delivery? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2110 I'll go hunt down some food. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2111 Should I bring a spear too? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2112 Look what I discovered in my luggage! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2113 Just reconnecting with my inner Neanderthal! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2114 What, you expect me to not bring props to prehistori-con? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2115 Where did you pack the yak steaks? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2116 They say the paleo restaurant is authentic 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2117 I don't remember agreeing to leave the gadgets at home. When did we agree to that? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2118 The travel agent said the resort was fairly primitive. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2119 Saw Don't Look Up ... Mush guy escapes, we need to pack for our future here. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2120 Okay, I may be taking the paleo diet a bit too far, but you know how easy it is to go off a diet on vacation... 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
2121 I'm sure glad I found a way to cook this big ass turkey leg. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2122 I told you I'd bring the basics. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2123 Fire, wheel, club. I can survive anywhere. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2124 Loved "Me Tarzan, You Jane" Week. Cave Man Camp should be even better. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2125 It's my new paleo starter kit. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2126 My family tradition has always been to just pack the essentials. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2127 I know you don't' believe time travel is even possible but you got to trust me, Fred and Wilma Flintstone live in the stone age. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2128 Did you bring the drawing charcoal? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2129 Now don't be in a hurry. You would be surprised how quickly civilization advances once we invented the wheel. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2130 But all the other guys will be bringing fire. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2131 It's all the good stuff for our retreat, fire,the wheel and an aphrodisiac. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2132 Have I mentioned I’m Paleo? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2133 Look, honey, you just never know how these family reunions will go and I refuse to lose to cousin Ken again. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2134 But for our couples retreat, they asked us to be open minded and want us to go back to our roots. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2135 If we had stayed in the Tarzan room, I would have swipped the vines. 1.2451 0.04501 102 78 23 1
2136 I'm eating paleo so I figured I'd pack paleo. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2137 I believe in packing only basics. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2138 I don't trust the kitchen. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2139 Where’s the sliced bread, for god sake’s? 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2140 Dear, please come a bit closer so I can complete the caveman stereotype. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2141 If your uncle's time machine DOES work, we're going to blow some prehistoric minds. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2142 Honey, did you say it’s time to travel or we’re going to time travel? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2143 I always bring my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandad's things when I go camping. I mean, they got us this far! 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2144 This paleo kit exceeds my expectations. 1.2447 0.04458 94 71 23 0
2145 I'm loving Samsonite's new Neanderthal line. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2146 Where we’re going there is no Omicron. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2147 It’s just in case anyone decides to let their raptor off leash again 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2148 The luggage tag reads, 'Samsonite belong Ogg.' 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2149 I know they don't have cell phone service there so I want to be prepared. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2150 You said not to eat on the bed, but you didn't say don't light a fire. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2151 This IS my go kit. When the apocalypse comes I am gonna RULE. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2152 It's my world domination starter kit. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2153 Dang, I forgot my lever. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2154 I don’t want this vacation to distract me from my paleo diet. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2155 Burning Man is not for the faint of heart. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2156 What? I'm a paleoconservative.This is how we pack. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2157 This was a good vacation' I really got back to the basics. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2158 So I decided to switch majors." 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2159 Does your mother know I’m doing the whole “paleo” thing? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2160 Remember that caveman we saw at the airport!? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2161 Every time we visit my family, I feel like i regress. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2162 No . . . YOU were supposed to bring the sliced bread. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2163 I’m sure Edison’s wife didn’t run home to Mother every time he came up with a new concept! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2164 This B&B thing during COVID is actually kinda fun! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2165 its not a fire hazard when we’re on vacation! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2166 If another Covid variant develops, I want to be prepared. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2167 You do you, I'll do me. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2168 They said 'low tech weekend' so I'm just covering the bases. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2169 I've discovered fire and invented the wheel. I'm working on courtship. Could you step over here please. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2170 And so, I asked to be skipped straight to the advanced technology course. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2171 I'm meta-versing the next greatest invention for mankind' 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2172 The flames on the side make it look cool. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2173 I can’t imagine why you are leaving me. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2174 But you said we should just pack the basics 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
2175 Honey, the natives on that island are still pre-historic. We need to look like we fit in. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2176 You never know what is happening in the future. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2177 And when we get to 50,000 B.C., just play it cool, ok? I might hit you over the head with this club but that is just to fit in with the guys and earn their respect. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2178 You're not making me leave behind these souvenirs for my man cave. 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
2179 Our trip's paleo diet inspired me. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
2180 In my defense, you did say, 'Just bring the essentials.' 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2181 I'm hoping there's a paleo dining option." 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2182 Just the essentials. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2183 Just a test run, honey. In case the plane crashes and we end up on a beautiful but deserted island. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2184 You said you wanted to go primitive camping... 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2185 Next…the internet 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2186 Can you believe this was my carry-on? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2187 Oh, darn, you meant it is going to be cold when you said to pack for the Ice Age. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2188 Honey, I thought we agreed to just take the basics on this trip. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2189 Do you think it will make the weight limit? 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2190 I just want you to know that coming here was one of the greatest ideas ever. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2191 I didn't call them "primitive." I just thought we might be able to mix business and pleasure while we're on vacation here... 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2192 Go ahead and leave, but I’m telling you these discoveries are greater than sliced bread. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2193 You won't be needing that negligee... 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2194 Do you think they’ll confiscate our sabertooth tiger spray? 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2195 I'm working up to self-reinvention - just practicing with smaller projects first. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2196 I'm not changing 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2197 Screw the mask mandates. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2198 Just like camping in the good old days! 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2199 Honey, do you know where I left my rock? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2200 Honey, do you think we’re taking the term “pack only the bare essentials” too literally? 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2201 Maybe we should have gone for the "Deluxe Stone Age" room. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2202 I decided I should get back to basics. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2203 You will thank me on doomsday. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2204 In case hotels are full we can quarantine in a cave. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2205 On the contrary, I think the club is the most essential. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2206 I bought the Paleolithic Package. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2207 Don't forget you clubbing outfit. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2208 This is exactly what I used to pack for camp. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2209 Husband: "Yabba Dabba..." Wife: "Don't!" 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2210 I'm trying to recreate the burning ring of fire, of course. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2211 Should I bring electricity or let them come up with that on their own? 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2212 Well, I certainly don't want to be the only caveman at Club Med without a club. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2213 I signed up for TSA-Prehistoric. It really cuts down the wait. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2214 What? You said you wanted me to be a cave man in bed. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2215 Val, it’s Cave Man Fair. They didn’t discover bikinis until much later. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2216 We're traveling back in time, correct? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2217 I packed your lips in here somewhere. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2218 I do the basics, you do the frills.. 1.2404 0.04210 104 79 25 0
2219 With limited space, I’m only packing the basics. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2220 I always believe in taking age-appropriate gifts to one's host and your parents are no exception to my rule. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2221 Honey, the silver lining of eviction is the getting in touch with our primal selves 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2222 And you want to leave why? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2223 I’m really going to try to relate to your father better on this trip. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2224 50,000 years ago no one cared about the TSA 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2225 No need for that, can't you see I'm making progress. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2226 They came with the paleo diet cookbook. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2227 I don’t want to reinvent everything when I get to college 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2228 I just find it fascinating that the paleo diet actually started as part of jai alai. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2229 The trip isn’t that long, I’m only packing the essentials. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2230 Don’t worry, I have TSA Pre-historic. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2231 Hey, nobody else holds patents on them. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2232 For this trip, I'm packing only the essentials. 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
2233 Prometheus gets a vacation. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2234 Honey, where did I put my iphone 1? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2235 This is spelunking 101. Get with the program. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2236 I'll bet the guy who accidentally took my suitcase home couldn't even read the luggage tag. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2237 Do you think we'll go clubbing when we're in Germany? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2238 Really, we should just be packing the basics 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2239 Do you think the hotel will have flint? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2240 It’s for the latest tiktok challenge. The club is for beating you to death, the fire is for burning all the evidence, and the stone wheel is for the getaway. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2241 Can’t wait to get to Paleo-Camp! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2242 You have your Marie Kondo, I use the Bear Grylls method. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2243 If we break contact with the adults this will stop us from becoming barbarians 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2244 But I haven't invented carry-on yet. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2245 Will you sit on this? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2246 I've invented fire and the wheel. Would you also like a TV? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2247 At least stay for dinner! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2248 We could just vacation here. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2249 I can't believe you forgot the cave paintings! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2250 It's no wonder the Customs asked if I packed it." 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2251 I admit, I don't know how to pack light. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2252 Can you think of anything else I should bring to the patent office? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2253 Club, wheel, fire. My ancestors would be proud. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2254 I thought this 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2255 How else are we going to start over on Mars?! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2256 Six pairs of underwear? Isn’t that a little excessive? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2257 I made myself a promise: no social media this weekend. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2258 Honey, if this was a cartoon, what caption would you put on this? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2259 I haven't traveled in so long. Has anything changed? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2260 Don’t pack anything fancy, my parents are Republicans. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2261 TSA offers prehistoric pre-check. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2262 I don't trust these all-inclusive resort deals. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2263 I'm on a Paleo diet. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2264 What’s a picnic without a fire to cook the steak? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2265 They said it came with a man cave. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2266 They said that conditions at camp were primitive. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2267 That’’s why I’m going to check it. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
2268 I'd say my packing style is 'Primitive-Minimalist' 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2269 Like I always say, Be Prepared. 1.2373 0.04113 118 91 26 1
2270 Both packing things as per their own idea of an apocalypse. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2271 When I drag you around by your hair, don't smile for the selfie. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2272 Going camping brings out the caveman in me. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2273 It's not your fault that they didn't have any cave-style AirBnB. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2274 The TSA website said nothing about fire. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2275 I thought I heard you say our vacation theme was 'back to basics.' 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2276 But you said pack only the essentials!? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2277 Why are you leaving? I'm just getting started 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2278 You go your way; I'll go mine. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2279 Don't forget my bearskin onesie. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2280 It's an emergency time travel kit, you just never know exactly when they'll be stopping! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2281 I know this is supposed to be a "low tech" get away vacation, but we should be prepared just in case 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2282 Looks like the airline lost my luggage again. This is Fred Flinstone's suitcase. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2283 The retreat booklet said I'll reconnect with your primordial self. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2284 I'll be summer camping off the grid. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2285 Please give me one more chance - I am on a verge an innovation that will transform the high-tech industry." 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2286 Are you bringing the spear or should I pack it? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2287 Have you seen my printing press? 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
2288 Wait - thought you said we were going to the Caveman Isles - not the Cayman Islands! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2289 I'm sorry, but you have to admit: your parents are pretty old fashioned. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2290 No worry, Ugga. Me think will fit in Subaru just fine. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2291 Well, we reserved a primitve camping site!" 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2292 Shoot! I forgot my loincloth. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2293 Can you think of any of my other greatest discoveries of all time I should bring along? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2294 I packed only the worst case scenario essentials for this vacation. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2295 The brochure said "casual and rustic". 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2296 I just thought I'd catch your parents up on a few innovations they may have missed. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2297 Portable man-cave. $99.99 on Amazon. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2298 Before we leave for our trip, I just want to make sure that our emergency kit is working OK. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2299 Don't worry. I'll keep the home fires burning until you return. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2300 Honey, I'm curious, where did you stash the large black monolith? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2301 Well, I’m taking only the bare necessities. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2302 Honey, do you have room for my sliced bread? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2303 'Ok, I got the fire started hun, but what do you want me to do with the club?' 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2304 Stick to the basics, I say. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2305 I told you paleo was more than a diet for me. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2306 I like to be prepared. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2307 We’ll maybe I’ve over stated getting back to basics and should have packed some hiking shorts. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2308 Our picnic bag is complete, isn´t it? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2309 I'm just packing a few essentials. As long as I've got my credit stone I can pick anything else I need when we get there. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2310 Have you seen my Venus of Willendorf statue? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2311 Personally, I prefer a more primitive vacation." 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2312 Are you saying that fire, the wheel and the club were NOT the most important inventions ever ? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2313 I only travel with the bare essentials. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2314 So my uncle said I could have this stuff but I shouldn’t tell my mom because it might lead to the root of all evil. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2315 I'm happy with everything but the firewall. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2316 So, I hunt and gather and then…s’mores!! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2317 It's an eco-resort. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2318 Paleo people always ate in the same space where they slept. I think. And no, it did not come with directions! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2319 Do you think they will allow us to take it carry-on? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2320 Dang! This all fit before the wheel. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2321 Could be worse. I lost a few tee shirts and a pair of shorts. Somebody is walking home from the airport to a cold defenseless cave. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
2322 This portable Man Cave is going to be great on our vacation! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2323 What’s old is new again. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2324 The Wheel, Check! How to make a fire, Check! Now, let me mansplain a thing or two about packing. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2325 Do you have room in your bag for modernity? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2326 My Go Bag contains all the essentials." 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2327 You’ll like my friend Tom. He and I go way back. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2328 Honey, you said to pack for the Stone Age or for Stonehenge? 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2329 Well, without me there wouldn't be an Uber to miss. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2330 Did you forget where we were going? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2331 I thought that the Paleo Starter Kit was some sort of Paleolithic diet basic menu 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2332 …and I’ve got condoms! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2333 We get 10% off for bringing our own heating system. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2334 Gotta prepare for the consequences of this Supreme Court. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2335 You're going to leave me over this? What about all of the dumb stuff I've I done before? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2336 Who knew regression therapists had conferences? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2337 Just the essentials,right? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2338 Please don’t leave! I can do better! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2339 You haven't met these guys, they're real Neanderthals. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2340 It's a Cro-Magnon simulator kit for social studies. I'm supposed to bludgeon something for my next meal. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2341 Just in case your mother was right and this place is the end of the universe. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2342 Mom, did cave men make the first toilet paper? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2343 Time travel, it's so exciting! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2344 You're right. Packing a few essentials in my emergency-preparedness kit does make me feel safer. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2345 They did state roughing it in the Airbnb description. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
2346 Remember, we're going rough camping. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2347 I figure with today's average attention span of 3.5 seconds, I could get credit for re-inventing some of this stuff! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2348 I heard the ones with spinner wheels were really hot. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2349 It's a new camping trend called 'neanderthalling' and it's all the rage. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2350 What? They said to pack the essentials. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2351 It’s called a fleshlight Martha 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2352 Look, you can spend your vacation wherever you want. But, me, I'm going back to the stone ages just before they invented these things and I'm gonna clean up! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2353 I’m cooking a big drumstick to take in the car! It’s called a hibachi, Karen! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2354 I thought we would play Caveman tonight. You in? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2355 They’re for my man cave. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2356 Camp Troglodyte, here I come! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2357 The way I see it, if NASA's meteor strike predictions are accurate, I'm prepared to corner the futures market right off the bat. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2358 You said, "Just the basics", right?" 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2359 Can you fit my hierarchy of needs into your carry-on? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2360 I've been camping loads of times. Why? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2361 You said the bare essentials. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2362 I saw it in National Geographic 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2363 No, no - roll not fold 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2364 I think I'll stick with the basics. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2365 I’m going full on Paleo 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2366 What? I haven’t flown in ages. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2367 All I miss is my red MAGA hat. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2368 This vacation? It will be just like starting over. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2369 Oh, I'm a "caveman," just because I manage to pack only the bare necessities when we travel? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2370 I’m packing for a weekend in Jurassic Park…not Menlo Park or even Mansfield Park, now you get it? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2371 It’s just a short trip. I don’t need to reinvent the wheel 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2372 This fire-starting kit I found at the garage sale ? - it still works ! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2373 Wait, I got it! Sliced bread! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2374 I found them on Etsy.com/stone_age 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2375 I only have two minutes to deliver my pitch to the investors at the conference. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2376 I know you said to pack light, but how else am I supposed to connect with your father? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2377 You wanted a primitive vacation! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2378 Do you STILL think a caveman could pack a better suitcase? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2379 Souvenirs. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2380 Does impressing your father mean bringing my own Woolly Mammoth steaks? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2381 I told you they’d make a comeback. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2382 I got the basics, you pack everything else. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2383 I tried to get patents but they were already in the public domain 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2384 But the last ‘all inclusive’ didn’t seem to have the basics! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2385 It's my paleovernight bag - only the essentials. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2386 sex toys 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2387 I know it's not the original. I just liked it. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2388 Yea, well, you never know just how far this Originalism thing will go! 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2389 You and I have different definitions of packing light. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2390 The ad said, 'vintage hotwheels!' 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2391 The brochure said pack for primitive camping. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2392 I just invented a new toy called hot wheel. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2393 I thought you said we’re returning to our roots.” 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2394 Oh shoot, I loaded up on ingenuity but forgot to pack any common sense. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2395 Did you remember to bring the atlatl? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2396 Do we have any sliced bread? 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2397 They'll get a kick out of this stuff in Milwaukee, trust me. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2398 It just might give us an edge on Survivor! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2399 Are we glamping? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2400 All I'm saying is that things with my parents can get a little primitive 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2401 Honey, did you pack the pterodactyl rub? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2402 Did I tell you they had to move us out of our beachfront suite? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2403 Just so you know, I'm a bit old fashioned. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2404 Yeah, I’m trying to recreate what it felt like before COVID. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2405 Yeah, well, that why it's called minimalism. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2406 What? You said we're going to the Smithsonian. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2407 Honey, how many pairs of shoes should I pack for camping in the backyard? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2408 Really dear,will you ever compromise,just a little? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2409 I thought we signed up for the time travel package. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2410 I need a getaway from the past 10,000 years. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2411 They say just pack the basics. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2412 Do I need anything else before I go to Ancestry.com? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2413 Don't worry, it's paleo. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2414 Oh no, I think I forgot the new mousetrap. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2415 Don't leave now-I'm making this new ring for you! 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
2416 Time travel is so real 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2417 Hon, you know I have a confidentiality agreement with my work. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2418 I'm all set Ive got everything that I need 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2419 It is Flintstones World that we’re visiting, right? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2420 I'm so ready for a break from modern life. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2421 How far back in time are we traveling? 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
2422 Well, they said "Pack just the basics!" 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2423 What you said was that we were going back in time. Not once did you say Colonial Williamsburg. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2424 I would say there was a miscommunication about where we are going on our trip, but if you look at the contents of my bag, you will see I have not invented a standard spoken language. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2425 Don't worry. I watched a lot of Bear Grylls. 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2426 you can put the clothes back honey. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2427 You did say we’re going to visit your brother right? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2428 You said your grandmother was really old so I thought these things would help us connect. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
2429 Just practicing in case I get called for "Survivor". 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2430 You can forget the clothes. You won't need any where we are going for this vacation. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2431 I think I’ve reached my limits on back-to-basics vacations. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2432 With their baggage policies, you need to be inventive 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2433 You said college provides a fresh start... 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2434 What? You said this trip was about finding our origins! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2435 Don't blame me..you said you wanted to "rough it"! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2436 It's just a weekend, we won't need more than the essentials 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2437 Honey, do you think you may be getting a little too carried away with this Paleo diet? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2438 But you told me just to pack the basics. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
2439 I'm really getting into this paleo diet. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2440 I love these holidays where we get back to simpler times. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2441 Can you squeeze in my greatest invention, the 'MyPillow'? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2442 Do you think I’ll need my dress or casual loin cloth more? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2443 I like to pack for any contingency. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2444 I don’t see why I should give up Paleo just because we’re traveling. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2445 Best to be ready for any eventuality. 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
2446 Honey, I am only bringing the essentials!" 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2447 You know, dragging you by the hair would be a great way to pitch these inventions when we get on Shark Tank. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2448 YOU go on the cruise if you want. I'm going time-travelling to a world before vaccines. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2449 I thought if we went back to the earliest inventions, maybe we could reset society. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2450 I'm only just packing the things we definitely need for the trip! 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2451 ...you said on bring the basics... 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
2452 I tried penetrating this stone donut but my genitals caught on fire. Would you like a turkey leg? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2453 I...CANNOT...fit 'language' in here––Ug! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2454 I've time traveled before, and I know what to pack. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2455 My therapist wants me to be in touch with my inner Neanderthal. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2456 Honey, have you seen my square peg? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2457 Why are you packing an extra cardigan for time travel? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2458 The TSA sure has gotten lazy. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2459 Say one word and I'll drag you by your hair. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2460 The room listing says there's no Wi-Fi so I'm packing other modern amenities that may be lacking. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2461 But it DOES spark joy 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2462 Are these allowed as carry-ons or will we need to check this bag? 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2463 Now that we're on our honeymoon, it's time I shared with you some of my favorite fantasies. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2464 Our caveman exsperiance won't fit in my suitcase 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2465 What? If we end up traveling back in time, we'll be heroes! 1.2292 0.04312 96 74 22 0
2466 I expect to be down to my loincloth by day three. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2467 Can you believe I fit this in my carry on? 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2468 Do you have room in your suitcase for sliced bread? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2469 Let me know if I ever start taking Paleo too far. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2470 Do you think there's a market for this early stuff on E-bay? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2471 What, I should invent the airplane, too? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2472 I can't figure out how cavemen got all their essentials in a carry-on bag. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2473 I admit that I have a tendency to dwell in the past . 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2474 This time I’m only taking the basics. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2475 Just how primitive is this “no frills” vacation spot? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2476 It's my old cock ring from college and I need to warm it up first 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2477 Why don't they just draw the pictures on the wall? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2478 This paleolithic diet travel kit leaves something to be desired. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2479 Getting back to basics doesn't mean I have to reinvent the wheel. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2480 You said, "Only bring the bare necessities." 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2481 I'm only packing the essentials this year 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
2482 I thought you said we're going to get back to the basics. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2483 Hey Look! I've already got a handle on Fire and the Wheel. Don't leave me now, I'm on to something big! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2484 This will be my very first Greatest Inventions conference. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2485 You disabled the smoke detector. . . Right? 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2486 Well, I have been eating Paleo 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2487 They said the resort is Paleo-friendly. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2488 'I always get cold on planes!' 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2489 I always wanted to be like my hero Fred Flinstone. Now I can achieve that dream. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2490 Because those Neanderthals at security won't let you pack it in your carry-on. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2491 I know you said off grid holiday, but only brought the essentials of civilization. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2492 I'm looking at this trip as a new beginning. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2493 OK, we're ready to start going back. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2494 To dress trendy where we’re going, just pack some fig leaves. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2495 Honey, did you pack the paleo diet ? 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2496 Listen, if the plane goes down you'll thank me. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2497 Dear,you pack the clothes I’ll pack the camping gear 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2498 I honestly don't know why the couples coach recommends that I summon my inner cave man, but let's have fun with it. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2499 You are the one who said, “Just pack the essentials.” 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2500 I just don't want to have to rough it out there. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2501 Have you seen my saber-tooth tiger repellent? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2502 It's so much easier to pack for the Stone Age than the Bronze Age. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2503 The travel agent said it's an all-inclusive resort, just need to bring the basic necessities. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2504 It is for the hot wheels club convention. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2505 I stole these from the caveman exhibit. I thought they might come in handy on our next camping trip. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2506 Covid has brought out my inner cave man. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2507 I said to pack for a long stay, not pack for the bronze age 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2508 So what if we are on holidays I have to stick to Paleo. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2509 Will your mother share these gifts with the neighbourhood? Or will we be having cracked bone marrow for dinner again next year 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2510 Do you know where my animal skin outfit is? 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2511 I hope we get a chance to go clubbing while we're there. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2512 Hey, don’t forget to leave space in that suitcase for this. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2513 I thought you said we were going clubbing? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2514 How long will we be gone? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2515 I’m just bringing the basics. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2516 I’m on a roll here! But I can’t seem to get e equals ‘ em cee squared out of my head. What the hell does that mean? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2517 Of course it’s coming with us, Carla. It’s not just a paleo diet — it’s a paleo lifestyle. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
2518 I don’t think you should leave me before trying this…! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2519 You could have told me your parents already have the gift of fire. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2520 Wait. Don't go. What if I invent tools and language? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2521 I never go anywhere without life's greatest inventions--fire, wheel and turkey drumstick 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2522 Don't worry! This is my carry-on bag,TSA won't mind at all. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
2523 I've decided that this camping trip is going to focus on getting back to basics. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2524 I know your cousins are Neanderthals, but I still think I may need these. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2525 I travel light... just the basics. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2526 If only they weren't so obsessive about that "plant-based" thing 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2527 This is all we'll need for vacations away from civilization. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2528 Can I call this a trifecta? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2529 It really has been a long time since I used this suitcase 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2530 I thought we were going back to basics on this trip 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2531 I though you said "pack simple" for the weekend. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2532 I’m taking no chances. They don’t even have cell phone reception in parts of Brooklyn. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2533 You pack what is important to you. I will pack what is important to me. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2534 Honey, you said to just pack the basics. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2535 I’m packed for paleo camp 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2536 My boss did tell me to completely unplug. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2537 It'll be a great getaway, getting back to basics. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2538 Don't run away. I'm working on a solution. 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
2539 I forgot to pick up my outfit from the taxidermist. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2540 With the supply chain out of wack and the labor shortage, we'll need to be self sufficient on this vacation. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2541 Por si volvemos atrás, querida!!! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2542 When was the last time you packed 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2543 It’s paleo in a box. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2544 Mom, you know I am majoring in pre historic culture. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2545 If we plan to get into that time machine, we're going to have a great head start !! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2546 Because your mother thinks I'll never amount to anything. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2547 How far are we going on this "back to the future" vacay? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2548 Human evolution 101 is not online this year. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2549 I mentioned in the email we were only paying for the bed and skipping the breakfast 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2550 Fire, the wheel, and a club. That’s a lot to unpack. . 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2551 Look what I found under the bed - memories from way back! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2552 Why is it that every time we move, I feel like we’re starting from the beginning of time? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2553 I'm packing to live al fresco in the hotel grounds 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2554 Pack to basics 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2555 Since the pandemic, all-inclusive is just not what it was in the old days. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2556 Remember, 3 ounces or less. It'll help is get through TSA much easier next time. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2557 But…we came to the future to bring back appropriate technology. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
2558 Smoking, wheels and clubbing. What more could you want? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2559 Do you have room for the stone hand ax? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2560 I am so excited that we're going to the inventors' convention. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2561 Hotel Pangea- it’s a little primitive but the rates can’t be beat 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2562 I pack like my ancestors. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2563 I've gone full-Paleo! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2564 We are flying out of JFK from now on; it’s always a hassle at BCE. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2565 Did you pack the kitchen sink? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2566 I can’t leave home without it. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2567 Why go to a man cave, when the cave man can come to you? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2568 It’s the trip of a lifetime. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2569 Psh. I invented packing light. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2570 You said this was an off the gird vacation, right? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2571 I overpacked last time so I decided to bring just the essentials this weekend. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2572 ..."So you really think I need to work on controlling my inner Boy Scout?" 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2573 You call that packing light? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2574 No trouble getting the wheel and club through TSA. The fire is going to be problematic. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2575 You just can't count on lightning to start a fire. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2576 I just packed the bare essentials. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
2577 Well, its the first time I’ll be wilderness camping and I want to be prepared! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2578 'Sure, it may not be among the top three human accomplishments, but the state-fair turkey leg changed my life." 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2579 Hot wheels! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2580 I finally got a suitcase with wheels! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2581 Do time travelers have to go through security? I am worried that things might get heated if we do. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2582 Our covid staycation is going to have amenities even the finest resorts can't offer 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2583 For this trip, I’m just going with the basics. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2584 Maybe we should drive instead? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2585 And then my real brainstorm, 'MyPillow.' 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2586 Hasn't mom explained to you the difference between boys and girls? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2587 Do you have room for the fire? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2588 And with the money we make from these I’m gonna buy us a load of crypto. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2589 I told you that nobody should trust me with the wrong type of therapist 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2590 So what are you packing for "Invention Camp" 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2591 It’s simple. Only pack the basics! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2592 I’m packing light. Just the basics. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2593 You know it’s not like we need to reinvent the wheel! 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2594 Hey,what can I say - it’s upstate… 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2595 Getting back to basics 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2596 We just need to pack the basics. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2597 Do you think I'm over-packing? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2598 Do you know where my spears are? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2599 No liquids so TSA can't get mad, right? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2600 I figured that this was the best way for us to really reconnect with our roots on this trip. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2601 Well, our Airbnb did agree to drumsticks and fire rings 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2602 Remember, just the essentials. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2603 Okay, Wilma, next year you can go to Camp Bedrock. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2604 It's contingency packing ... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2605 But to our ancestors, these were ‘the essentials.’ 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2606 Hey, wanna see a neat little trick? Stick your head into the hole. C’mon, c’mon, it’ll be dark soon ; I don’t have all night. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2607 I want to make my grandparents feel at home. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2608 It's a "Firsts" box. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2609 I don’t think you understand primitive camping. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2610 When we get to Paleo camp, I want to be prepared. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2611 It's my award winning science fair project from 6,000 years ago. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2612 I'm only packing essentials. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2613 Yeah, I've been watching Fox News! This reinvented little beauty's gonna be HOT! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2614 Me caveman you Jane. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2615 Well, aren't you the optimist. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2616 They told me this hotel doesn't have wifi. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2617 Where I go my man cave goes. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
2618 You’re the one who said this was a “discovery weekend” 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2619 ...Well, if we are going back in time.. why not do some good and speed things up? 1.2235 0.06346 85 73 5 7
2620 You said pack the necessities. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2621 They better have paleo diet options at the buffet... I didn't see auroch on the room service menu 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2622 It's the paleo kit I ordered from Etsy. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2623 Go ahead. Enjoy your trip. I’ll keep the home fires burning” 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2624 Hey-your mother said she’d like you to meet an old fashioned guy! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2625 It really hurts my feelings when you say I pack like a Neanderthal. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2626 They said pack the essentials 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
2627 I just want to be prepared. We’ve never traveled to the Midwest before. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2628 You said the place has a man cave. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2629 For my next trick,farming. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2630 You said to pack a few basics. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2631 cavemans 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2632 You said to just pack the basics… 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2633 I thought I'd pack for the basics 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2634 You said, ‘pack only the essentials.’ 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2635 Darn it! I didn't know we were gonna go glamping! Thought it was just camping. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2636 You didn’t believe me. But, I knew it was Flinstone and family in the seats behind us and we got his checked bag by mistake! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2637 It’s okay. I packed the heavy stuff at the base. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2638 Well. I did it! Any questions? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2639 It won’t taste worse than the airplane food. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2640 No room service! 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2641 They said pack the basics! 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2642 Just bringing the basics you know 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2643 This paleo diet group clinic will get the leader it deserves. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2644 The therapist said we should get back to basics. 1.2222 0.04200 99 77 22 0
2645 I just feel like I was born in the wrong generation 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2646 Honey, I told you to take only what we need! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2647 Life is simple, my love 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2648 I meant it when I said I was just packing the basics. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2649 Unlike you, I'm a light packer. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2650 I looked up. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2651 Yes, I am sure this is what they mean by a paleo diet! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2652 Well, if you're leaving, this is finally gonna be my man-cave! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2653 Well, the brochure said "primitive." 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2654 Three tools to tenderize meat? We really need to downsize, darling - so which two shall I discard? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2655 I’ll be a hero, just look for my petroglyphs. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2656 You married a troglodyte. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2657 Men have bee doing this since the beginning of time. Nothing could go wrong. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2658 Fired up...Ready to go! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2659 They say the experienced travelers pack just the basics. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2660 I don't think it'll fit. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2661 Will the cave have a wolf, or should we bring one? 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2662 Have you seen my arrowhead-making kit? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2663 Relax, I've already packed the basics. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2664 I fell into a burning ring of fire. I went down, down, down and the flames went higher, and it burned, BURRRNNNED the ring of fire 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2665 I like the good old days when you could travel light. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2666 So much for your suggestion that sticking to the basic necessities would make it all fit. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2667 Where's my inclined plane? Have you seen my inclined plane? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2668 '' Harold, for Early Man, you always seem to be running late." 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2669 You're the one who said we needed to go back to the bare basics. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2670 Progress sounds like a very exotic place. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2671 Look, you said to ‘only pack the essentials,’ so… 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2672 Well, it is the first invention convention. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2673 Did I ever share with you that I received the Eagle Scout Award for best caveman cusine? 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2674 It all came down to my wheel or my blackberry. Wheel still rolls... 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2675 My testosterone is low. Does it show? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2676 Are you sure this caveman diet will have me lose weight? 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
2677 The best idea would be a carry-on. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2678 Honey, we're going to Stonehenge not the Stone Age. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2679 It's a kit. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2680 It's not exactly the "Burning Man Festival" of yore we're going to. But I guess this'll do. 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
2681 I can't wait to get back to my roots 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2682 Don’t even think of pulling me into that bed by the hair. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2683 Yabba dabba doo! Amirite? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2684 Check out my subtle souvenirs. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2685 Honey, you know this weekend is about connecting with the spirits of my hominin relatives. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2686 Who needs modern amenities? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2687 Do you have room for the atlatl? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2688 Before you leave, let's try starting from the beginning... 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2689 ...and why have you decided to leave me 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2690 Recycling has taken on a whole new meaning since Covid. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2691 The cruise ship is named 'Time Traveler.' I'm taking no chances. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2692 Food before clothing, my dear. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2693 Vacation during Covid makes you truly appreciate the basics. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2694 It’s time to push the red button and reboot civilization. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2695 We’re not going to Warrior Week? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2696 if the time machine malfunctions, we'll be fine 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2697 You do the packing, I'll take care of the important things 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2698 You said to get ready for an epoch trip 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2699 You need to stop watching Station Eleven 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2700 Wow, I haven't opened this old box in ages. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2701 Just in case I need to make fire at the resort! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2702 If we are going to visit La Brea, I want to—at least—be prepared. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2703 my parents are really traditional 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2704 You have your essentials; I have mine. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2705 I'm trying to get signed to Maggot Stomp 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2706 Don't we have an app for this? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2707 They say vacation is a great opportunity for reinvention! 1.2200 0.04163 100 78 22 0
2708 Relax, It's my paleo diet kit. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2709 Oh honey, bad idea to leave me... I've just made an amazing discovery! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2710 How hard could it be? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2711 I'm really looking forward to getting back to basics. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2712 This is for not upgrading us to the bridal suite. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2713 I'm going to stick to my paleo diet this trip. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2714 The folks said no electronic technology on this trip, so I am going old school. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2715 What? I watched Castaway last week. 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
2716 We’re just going back home, not back in time. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2717 I think I have everything I need for the Stone Age convention. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2718 I’m all set for the camping! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2719 I said time travel, not time share. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2720 We won't be using any toiletries. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2721 This paleo travel kit saved me from having to reinvent the wheel. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2722 Primitive camp basics, how do I pack that? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2723 I told you,my parents are a little old-fashioned 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2724 Anything else I need to bring to Grandpa's? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2725 Could you please let your hair down so I can drag you to the bed? Never mind, I have this club. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2726 I forgot the...oh, I’ll just get a leopard-skin tunic once we’re there. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2727 I decided to just pack the basics. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2728 Don’t worry about me. You pack your essentials and I’ll pack mine. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2729 C'mon Honey.. Sacrificing everything to Make America Great Again is the right thing to do... 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2730 Is carry-on still limited to 3.4 ounces of liquids? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2731 Stonehenge vacation? I thought you said Stone age. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2732 I can cook this meat,but the donut is pretty hard. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2733 I thought you said to just take the basics. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2734 They were out of Ant Farms 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2735 Oh no...I forgot the marshmallows! 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2736 It's my Paleo Man kit. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2737 I didn't say anything when you took sand from Sardinia. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2738 Considering the bare necessities, the Simple Bear Necessities. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2739 You don’t need to pack me a charger. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2740 Mom says I need to throw out some of this clutter from my past lives but it still gives me joy. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2741 You pack the necessities, I will pack the time machine 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2742 You pack for the marital retreat your way, and I'll pack my way - agreed? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2743 Just bringing the necessities - you know, in case we need to restart civilization. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2744 But didn't you say this trip will be like going back in time? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2745 Honey, last time we were freezing. I think I solved the problem of our hotel room heaters not working! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2746 I'm only taking the essentials on this trip 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2747 ...These?...I'm starting my paleo diet today. 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
2748 This is how I bring everything to my plane of comfort. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2749 I have everything I need right here Susan! Don't you get that? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2750 What do you think? More Cro Magnon and less Neanderthal? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2751 With the government, I’m going back to basics. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2752 By the way, if at some point I yell, "Me man! You woman!" and you don't say anything, I'm going to consider that implied consent. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2753 That's what the expandable section is for 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2754 This back to basics retreat is going to wonderful. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2755 But, honey, the place has no internet. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2756 Did you say we were going to Pleistocene or Paterson. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2757 I thought you wanted to rough it. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2758 It seems I may have misunderstood what 'glamping' is. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2759 It's a homo sapiens starter kit! 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2760 The journey is the reward. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2761 I haven't been on vacation for a stone age. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2762 You heard them. “Only pack the essentials.” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2763 Don't leave me, honey. Look, I'm finally lighting a fire in the bedroom. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2764 I figure just pack the basics. We'll want to buy stuff when we get there. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2765 I told you we only have room to pack the essentials. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2766 This cinches it- I told you the guy in row 3 looked like a neanderthal! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2767 Are you sure they have running water? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2768 Just packing the basics doesn't leave much room for anything else. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2769 The dress code on the invite said "Business Primitive" 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2770 Let’s skip the all-inclusive and do a primitive staycation. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2771 I guess the ad didn't mention a kitchen.. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2772 There’s no escaping. It’s back to basics. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2773 Sure I thought of everything, but now I can't close the bag. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2774 I love being a chrononaut. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2775 I might have to go commando. My third necessity burned up. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2776 But we'll be there for Throw Back Thursday, right? 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
2777 I remembered the basics, but I may have to borrow your charger and a pair of underwear. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2778 I know this seems weird for our first weekend together 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2779 I’m telling you dear, the article said, “ to keep the fire burning after vacation, I must channel my inner cave man”. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2780 Where's my mask? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
2781 The CDC recommended it. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2782 I know you said no technology, but… 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2783 Uh oh, looks like the unmasked Neanderthal sitting next to me wound up switching our carry-ons 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2784 Aw man honey, I think baggage check confiscated my hammerstones! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2785 Did you confirm the hotel is paleo-friendly? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2786 You said the retreat was off the grid. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2787 You know, I've never flown paleolithic. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2788 My mom packed for me, she was a girl scout in Canada. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2789 I've decided to go paleo. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2790 But hon, if all those conspiracies are right, we'll be way ahead of the curve. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2791 I told you I want to go paleo on our vacation. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2792 But our ancestors always lived this way. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2793 The description said "it's a little bit primitive." 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2794 I wish we didn't have to go to the Super Bowl with your dad, honey. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2795 This time remember to pack the condiments. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2796 Okay, I have the essentials, but do you think we need our own linens? 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
2797 What else I should pack for our "technology-free" retreat? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2798 Honey, did you pack my bearskin? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2799 Babe, is there room in your bag for the internal combustion engine? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2800 You must have some kind of misconception of my man cave. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2801 Wilma Im home !!! 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
2802 I think we're time travelling. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2803 I think I’m finally ready for Shark Tank! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2804 But what if the cruise doesn't do paleo? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2805 I want to fit in. I'm a time traveler, not a time tourist. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2806 Invent, invent, invent. Kinda boring, huh? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2807 I call it Man Cave art. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2808 This is the next best thing since the stove is on the blink! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2809 Ok, ok, I'll give women credit for inventing them both! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2810 Joe assures his wife he is just packing the essentials. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2811 Just because I’ll be on vacation doesn’t mean I have to give up my paleo diet. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2812 Look, your parents don't have a Netflix or Facebook account. Nothing wrong with being prepared. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2813 Well, you said to just pack the essentials. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2814 I told you--my parents are Luddites. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2815 I'm turning your old room into a man-cave. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2816 Back to the Future 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2817 This trip, I'm only packing the essentials. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2818 ''Yabba Dabba Doo'' 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2819 . . . In case our plane falls into a wormhole and we're met by Neanderthals. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2820 I thought you said CAVE MAN Fantasy? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2821 I'm sure you'd be speechless even if you had a mouth. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2822 You know "Paleo?" 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
2823 Just in case civilization ends while we are away. 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
2824 Sorry honey, I’m trying to pack light, but it’s Florida and I want to fit in with the locals. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2825 It is a primitive campsite, right? 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
2826 How on earth does TSA expect me to keep my carry-on under 35lbs?! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2827 They said to pack just the essentials. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2828 Decor for the man cave. It's Neo Neolithic. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2829 You see…it’s simply a matter of packing the basics. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2830 Will the internet fit in yours? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2831 Have you seen my saber tooth outfit? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2832 It's my final project for history class. 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2833 I embrace my family history. And you? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2834 This is my caveman stuff. Don’t touch it, ok? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2835 Just in case we want to go clubbing. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2836 So you still think wheels on a suitcase is the greatest invention of all time? Really? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2837 All I 'm saying is, we each have our roles to play at the Geico Convention. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2838 Sue, please just trust me. This time next year, you'll be calling me a genius. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2839 I am all packed for our week at the primitive campsite. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2840 What more could a person need? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2841 I'm getting my scouting merit badge remotely 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2842 I thought it would be nice to have a memento of the wildfire that destroyed our vacation. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2843 Traveling light 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2844 It's called "fire". 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2845 I'm off to the man cave!! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2846 Wait - you said rave? Shoot. Let me switch this out for my leotard 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2847 What? I told you. I’m keto. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2848 The article said to make sure to pack any modern conveniences we think we'll need. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2849 Have you seen my harpoon? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2850 Yes, I'm looking forward to our vacation, but I wish you'd booked us at the all-inclusive. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2851 Ohhh,I thought you said 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2852 Okay,okay,okay,going forward,I’ll only call you my wench in role play. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2853 "Jane, you no need sweater - me keep you warm." 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2854 It can work when the Internet is down 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2855 Do not fucking look at me right now. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2856 Everybody knows “rustic” really means “primitive” nowadays. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2857 They let us smoke in here right? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2858 You said that the hotel was "off the grid" so I'm not taking any chances 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2859 This weekend is gonna be prehistoric! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2860 TSA rules only state that you are not allowed to bring electronic lighters, so this should not be an issue. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2861 don't overpack; we need to get back to basics..... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2862 If they don’t have cell phone reception, who knows what we’ll need? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2863 I'm warming the bed. Just learned this trick from the Flintstones. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2864 Pack the toothpicks. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2865 Have you seen my travel Nose Bone? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2866 It's a primitive resort. I want to be prepared. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2867 Why did I think "Survivalist Weekend" just brought us back to the days before cell phones? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2868 Honey, have you seen my leopard skin? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
2869 When they said primitive, that’s what I expected. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2870 I think next is biodegradable and sustainable packaging material, or maybe pig iron. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2871 Me forgot spear! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2872 I read about it online. It’s like the paleo diet, but for packing. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2873 Well you said we were going Paleo 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2874 "Come on hurry up, you pack like a Neanderthal." 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2875 Can't you, just once, let me be a caveman in the bedroom? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2876 I always like to get an early start. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2877 No this doesn't mean I'm going to drag you by your ponytail into my man cave. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2878 Visiting your parents is always a trip back in time. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2879 They said to make sure we pack the basics. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2880 "I'm always surprised by how much space the essentials take up. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2881 I see we are going to have a hot weekend! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2882 I'm gonna leave the light jacket. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2883 Vacationing after COVID-19 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2884 We're starting the paleo diet 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2885 One time at band camp. . . 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2886 Who says a college education isn't practical?" 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2887 Includes two nights of primitive camping, that's what's for. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2888 I remembered everything except the damn axle. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2889 I always pack too much, so just the essentials this time. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2890 Do you have a stone? I have an urge to draw on the walls. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2891 They said it would be primitive camping. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2892 It's a Neolithic Krispy Kreme sans la carte. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2893 Could you pack the toothbrushes? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2894 If we set the Wayback machine just right, we'll make a killing! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2895 So you're saying your parents do have WiFi? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2896 I told you the party was going to be wild. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2897 I'm not reinventing - just disrupting 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2898 Might speed the evolutionary process in Washington. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2899 The patent office is going to love these! 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2900 Leopard and cheetah prints only. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2901 Have you seen my hankie? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2902 I know it's an all inclusive but I'm really committing to paleo this year 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2903 I'm just trying to fulfill you sister's expectations. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2904 do you have something in a bear skin? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2905 I thought you said to bring something a little bit rustic. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2906 The counselor at Inventor's Camp said that I have real promise. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2907 I decided to roll my own. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2908 Don’t worry about doing laundry while we’re here. I’ve got this! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2909 I DID pack lightly. Just the basics, you said. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2910 Wow! I started out packing only necessities, but ended up with a bunch of inventions. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2911 Have you unpacked your grass skirt yet? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2912 I'm still figuring out how to pack light 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2913 All I asked was whether room service had a paleo diet option... 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2914 They said there is no internet there 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2915 Remember...I've met your family. They'll gaze wonder and declare me a god. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2916 Who knows what the next mandate will be? I'm only packing the essentials for our trip. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2917 My teacher told me to reinvent the wheel. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2918 I'm hoping to get these to market as soon as possible before someone steals my ideas. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2919 It’s a Firestone Grill. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2920 Hey, I take my cave man diet very seriously. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2921 They're kinda heavy, but we really need to take these with us. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2922 I'm stoked they haven't cancelled the B.C. convention! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2923 You think that's the only reason I'm leaving. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2924 You clearly failed to read the Cave Vacations brochure. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2925 I just figured these souvenirs would be handy after this year's apocalypse. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2926 Although the resort is all inclusive, I fell more comfortable being fully prepared 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2927 I hope 5G wireless won’t affect this. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2928 I like to get back to basics when I travel. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2929 Of course I have to take them. Even on vacation, I'm sticking to my paleo diet. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
2930 How many nights was the last Ice Age? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
2931 I prefer the authentic Jurassic experience. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2932 Yeah, well, I don't want to have to reinvent the wheel and discover fire again. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2933 I love camping. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2934 I know it's not funny. It's just the dumbest cartoon I could think of. 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2935 I know the resort says 'all-inclusive.' But do you remember the last place we stayed? I'm coming prepared this time. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2936 Your grandparents are going to love this gift. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2937 Wait. There's a TSA for time travel? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2938 All I need to remake civilization. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2939 I know, I’m just tired of paying extra at all-inclusives 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2940 Yeah, I know I said 'Just pack the basics,' but.... 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2941 Just a couple of crazy ideas I had!? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2942 Put the clothes away later, Dear. The donut-pizza is about ready to eat. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2943 My resolution was to only pack the basics for weekend trips this year. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2944 I'm only taking life's essentials. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2945 Cancel the trip....I've discovered fire 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2946 I want this trip to be a voyage of discovery. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2947 Look, Hon, I think we're all set for the collapse of civilization even if we stay here. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2948 I really wanted some souvenirs from the Inventors Hall of Fame. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
2949 You can take all that stuff if you want. It's just the basics for me. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2950 I'll share the influences of Western Civilization 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2951 You're the one who said 'back to nature.' 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2952 I thought this vacation it would be fun to get back to our roots. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2953 Wait a minute, I thought we agreed just the basics. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2954 On our trip to your mother's house, we should take just the basic essentials-----a wheel, a club, and fire 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2955 'You don't need to re-invent the wheel,' they said. Well...we'll just SEE about that! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2956 You told them I’m paleo now, right? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2957 Honey,which hotel are we going next? Glamping is amazing indeed. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2958 You said, and I quote, “it’s a short trip just pack the basics”. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2959 It’s an extremely worst case survival kit 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2960 Paleo is as paleo does. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2961 Sure wish I had patented these before I made the ideas public. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2962 Remind me, does TSA allow 3.4 ounces of liquid or fire? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2963 I am ready for that back -to -basics vacation. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2964 The final words Irwin ever spoke: "When we visit my family you pack your smart clothes to fit in with them, and when we visit your family I pack what I need to fit in with them." 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2965 My next discovery will be the resort fee. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2966 I'm committing to paleo this year Carole 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2967 Have you seen my deer-skin tunic? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2968 This will be a "back to the basics" camping trip. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2969 You can have your civilization on our vacation. I prefer caveman. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2970 Oh yea, don’t worry about feeding the dog. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2971 Honey, I think it’s time for us to go back to the beginning. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2972 Hah! You see, it wasn't too heavy! Your brother has a genius for choosing gifts. Now let's scare-us up some dinner! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2973 It's part of the paleo diet. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2974 Damn it,I forgot my sabertoothbrush. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2975 It’s my archaeology kit for the school science fair. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2976 No, Kathy, I’m just packing the bare necessities. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2977 I totally enjoyed the "Be a Caveman" retreat! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2978 But isn’t this what we need in that time zone? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2979 This ap will go viral. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2980 Fire, wheel, and Club? We are inside, so no wind. Get it? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2981 While you're gone I'm going to try living more simply. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2982 I'm thinking it may take longer than four years. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2983 You said you wanted primitive camping. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2984 Pack light - just the basics. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2985 There's no wifi at the hotel, so be prepared for anything. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2986 You're wearing THAT to the volcano sacrifice?! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2987 When you say our room is basic, are we talking basic-basic? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2988 I just want to get back to basics for a while. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2989 Carry-on? Right. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2990 But you said to just pack a few basic survival items. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2991 Well, we are vacationing in the cradle of civilization. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2992 What do you mean I’ve made some unwarranted assumptions about primitive camping? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2993 You said pack something warm. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2994 Apparently the pre-historic check in on this airline is the way to go. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2995 I have GEICO travel insurance" 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2996 I want to experience 'the good old days!' 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2997 I just want to be ready for the “Back Through Time” ride… 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2998 Wow! This paleo trip-pac includes some great memorabilia taking my Neanderthal DNA back to the good old days. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2999 Hon,do you have room for my animal skin? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
3000 I can never remember -- does the TSA allow 6 or 12 ounces of primitive caveman fire in a carry-on bag? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
3001 And when we get back we will post our pics via carvings on the wall. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3002 I’m not taking a vacation from my paleo diet. 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
3003 I only pack the absolute essentials. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3004 Which chef packed my suitcase? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3005 These are man's basics, mom! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3006 Be more inventive, you said, with your packing. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3007 You told me to just pack the basics. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3008 Just the essentials Linda! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3009 Call me a neanderthal if you like, I still have no idea where these came from. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3010 Can’t go glamping? I offer you hamping - home with all the thrill of camping. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3011 Ok,I narrowed it down to only the essentials 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
3012 They said to only bring the essentials. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3013 What's wrong? I thought you wanted to make the Bedrock. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3014 I don’t need much – just the basics. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3015 I really need fit this into the overhead... 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3016 It's my ancestral survivor kit. I never leave without it. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3017 But will they have the basics? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3018 It's a short trip, so I'm taking just the basics. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3019 The travel agent said to be prepared in case our credit cards were not accepted there? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3020 You said I acted like a Neanderthal on our last trip so I decided to pack the part. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3021 This man cave grill looks promising! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3022 I thought we should take these on our time travel. We will look mighty clever. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3023 But the brochure specified "Primitive Camping" 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3024 It's our "go bag" in case someone bombs us back to the Stone Ages. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3025 Just packing the "original" essentials 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3026 I keep thinking we're forgetting something 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3027 I'm not saying I think we're going to time slip to 2 million years ago and I'll be deified by introducing unknown technology to Lower Paleolithic hominins. We're both just being prepared. I mean, you're bringing an extra phone charger. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3028 I thought we planned our vacation to be as historically accurate as possible. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3029 Sure, the airline delivered the bag a little late, but with this stuff, we're set for the next 10,000 years. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3030 It will shrink. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3031 We have come a long way baby 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3032 And there's still room for the kitchen sink. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3033 Well duh! What else would you pack for Dinosaur National Monument? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3034 I thought we were going primitive camping 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3035 Look what I got in this month’s Retro Tech Box. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3036 What do you mean the wheel, fire, and club will be available at the vacation site? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3037 For next year's vacation we should visit the spare bedroom 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3038 Uncle Grog is sure gonna' raise his unibrow when he sees what we brought him. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3039 Trust me, this is much better than Feng Shui. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3040 You think it'll be warm enough for my loin cloth, too? 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3041 I am NOT playing with fire! 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3042 In case our plane travels into the past, I want to show those guys I'm not as stupid as I look. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3043 I'm on a roll. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3044 Now when the departed spirits arrive, we will need to remove all our clothes and burn them. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3045 It's a camping trip, right? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3046 Are you packing the Pterodactyl? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3047 It's my go-bag in the face of impending armageddon. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3048 You can just hang out at the resort if you want to. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3049 I’m trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3050 I figure our carbon footprint will be offset , if the bed doesn't catch fire first. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3051 Can you hurry up? I only get an hour for lunch! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3052 Don't worry. I'm checking it. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3053 The only thing left to pack for my trip is my MAGA hat. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3054 We're not starting ALL over." (Can you please underline "all" instead of caps? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3055 Bed and bake fast 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3056 Don't worry. I'm only packing the essentials. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3057 Can you believe this new travel set I found on Amazon Primitive?! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3058 I thought we were camping, dear! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3059 It's the complete package for our return to a simpler lifestyle. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3060 I thought we’re going to a clothing optional camp? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3061 I recognize the wheel. I know about fire, Mom. But what's this club thing? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3062 Better to look at it than look for it 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3063 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flames will never hurt me! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3064 I’m just bringing your Dad some tools to drag him into the Stone Age. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3065 I only pack the true necessities 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3066 Packed paleo. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3067 The steam engine wouldn’t fit. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3068 No Marsha, I’m not taking this Paleo thing too far. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3069 Voila! It’s my instant man cave in a box. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3070 The guys at CES are gonna be blown away! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3071 Did you pack the Neanderthal to English dictionary? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3072 Next time travel vacation I'm not checking my bag 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3073 Call me old-fashioned, but I only pack the essentials. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3074 I love these wild man weekends, it’s patriarchy at its best. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3075 I decided we’re doing a minimalist honeymoon. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3076 I just want the camping to be authentically rustic. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3077 The brochure said we only needed to bring the essentials 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3078 I built a fire, made a wheel and brought a club. Am I man enough for you? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3079 You know, packing for trips got so much less stressful when I started focusing more on my basic needs. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3080 I like to get inventive with my packing. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3081 ooga booga, ooga booga! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3082 OK, we’ll go the the beach - but next year we’re going back to the cave. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3083 Mom said I could take my Hot Wheels to camp. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3084 I'm going all-in for the rustic get-away. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3085 Before we split , I still believe birth control was not man's greatest invention . 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3086 No cashmere,just the essentials. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3087 We’re going to be on a new PBS show: “Finding Your Cro-Magnon Roots” 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3088 I packed only the basics. If I need to change for dinner, I'll need to find a hide or two. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3089 Since they handle my luggage like a cave man, I get to pack like a cave man. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3090 What do you mean ‘throw these out’ they’ve been in the family for half a million years. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3091 I have to keep practicing building a fire and other skills in case I get picked to be on Survivor! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3092 Can I pack, or what? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3093 I don’t care how old and square we look, we’re going clubbing on vacation and it’ll be so lit! Would a square invent the wheel? I think not…I’ll bring it in case it comes up in conversation. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3094 You’ll thank me when you see our gas bill this month. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3095 ...because our rental was described as 'cavernous.' 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3096 Al Roker said there was a chance of Ice-Age-inducing weather this weekend. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3097 If I club you in the head, it’s just part of the caveman experience. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3098 Well, you said you want no technology on this vacation. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3099 I'm packing for the Flintstone wedding. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3100 These "Putting the heat back in the marriage weekends" are getting a bit over the top for me. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3101 You wanted a back-to-basics vacation. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3102 Just the basics, honey, just the basics. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3103 I can put our passports in here. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3104 Hey, we can go Paleo right here in the bedroom and avoid the traffic. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3105 I feel I am ready for college 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3106 I’m taking my man cave with me. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3107 I'm not saying I _expect_ civilization to collapse while we're visiting your parents next week, I'm saying _in case_ civilization collapses. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3108 You said we should re-invent ourselves. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3109 I know it’s our honeymoon 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3110 Hey, they’re your parents. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3111 I'm expecting a delay 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3112 When in Romania... 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
3113 I'm packing for a fresh start. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3114 Honey have you seen my bone flute? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3115 The brochure said to just bring essentials. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3116 I thought I should be prepared in case we meet some of the January 6th congressional insurrectionists in DC. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3117 Look, babe, have you been to Italy before? No. Have I? Yes. So just trust me on this, OK? And don't come crying to me when you realize you're totally unprepared. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3118 This is how man first traveled. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3119 You said you wanted our honeymoon to feel primal 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3120 I know I’m a chronic over-packer but look I’m making good on my New Year’s resolution and removing this one item. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3121 Our marketing slogan is 'Hot, Holy and See The Stars'. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3122 You told me not to pack my laptop, smartphone, and game player. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3123 I figured we’d just camp here instead 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3124 I'm pretty sure this belongs to the Rubbles in the next room. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3125 Traveling is certainly more difficult when one is on the paleo diet. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3126 Honey, I promise I'll leave before your men's support group arrives. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3127 I want your parents to think I am civilized. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
3128 But you can't leave me just because I'm a little behind the times. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3129 I forgot to pack underwear. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3130 Call room service. You forgot the barbecue sauce. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3131 Have you seen my bearskin? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3132 How far back do you think this back to nature trip will be? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3133 It's all been invented. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3134 I'm using this trip to both discover & reinvent myself. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3135 What with pandemic weight gain and all, I’ve resolved to go full paleo in 2022. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3136 We only need to pack the basics. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3137 But the brochure said: 'south of the Mason-Dixon line'. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3138 Remember to pack just the essentials! 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
3139 Why? The brochure said 'no wifi.' 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3140 Uh, Oh. This is Fred Flintstone's bag! 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
3141 Walmart was out of light bulbs... 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3142 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to connect with my ancestry. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3143 I don’t understand. The iPhone fit. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3144 TSA offers a pre-precheck. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3145 Your iPhone or mine? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3146 Why don’t you just get off my back? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3147 I don't think that sweater will fit in your suitcase. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3148 You never know when you might need them. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3149 Wait, honey! We are going to Ultimate Wilderness Vacation, remember? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3150 You told me to be inventive and act like a caveman in the bedroom. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3151 A few things I've invented during sheltering in place. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3152 Do you have room for my loincloth? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3153 Camp Troglodyte has an old-fashioned packing list. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3154 The brochure described this as a "Back to Nature" vacation. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3155 Have you seen my fur toga? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3156 The problem with other caveman diets is they don't go far enough. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
3157 I’m ready. Have fire, wheel, club - will travel. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
3158 Didn’t you say it’s called “primitive camping?” 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
3159 It doesn't even need batteries! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3160 Is this some sort of visual code language? Should I be worried about our relationship? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3161 What else would you bring to a Paleo Retreat? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3162 Rolling out to go clubbing? We'll be packing some heat. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3163 We forgot to pack the sliced bread. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3164 It’s time this epic story is revived. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
3165 Self-sufficiency when the supply chain totally breaks. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3166 In case things get even worse, I want to be sure we have a few, key ingredients for civilization. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3167 Honey, the renaissance festival want to interview me! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3168 Okay, I''m a Neanderthal. But you told me only the basics. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3169 Said we needed these on the brochure 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3170 No point in packing all that stuff, Martha. We’re going back to the original basics! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3171 It's the thought that counts 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3172 Look what I discovered under quarantine 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3173 I've narrowed down to just three joy sparking essentials. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3174 Did you want to start the relationship all over from the beginning, or what? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3175 I'm getting ready to start the keto diet 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3176 Did you remember to label my underpants? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3177 Have you seen my Paleo-Life sweat shirt? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3178 In case of an emergency, my seat cushion flotation device ain't gonna cut it. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3179 Almost forgot Bamm-Bamm's club! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3180 No WIFi ?, I’ll be fine. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3181 Lois, I’ve tried and tried, there’s no room for sliced bread. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3182 I think I'm confusing the Paleo Diet with the Paleolithic diet. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3183 Why travel during Omicron when we can have our cookout here without wearing masks? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3184 I jumped a Neanderthal yesterday! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3185 My therapist recommended that I think outside the box. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3186 Grab some marshmallows before you leave, OK? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3187 It's advertised as a discovery trip. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3188 I’m limiting my ‘Go Bag’ to the essentials. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3189 You said it was a rustic inn ! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3190 I see we have a different understanding of essentials… 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3191 It’s called “Paleo Packing”. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3192 You mean I don't have to bring the fire to the campsite? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3193 We're not golfing at the Inverness — this is a WILderness trip. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3194 I think we're taking this paleo diet thing a bit too far. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3195 Just packing caveman essentials for my new man cave. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3196 I think you’re taking the Paleo diet a little too far… 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3197 You told me to only pack the most basic 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3198 Mom said to pack just the basic necessities. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3199 Call me a troglodyte, but you never know when we might need this stuff in an emergency. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3200 This is my 'go bag'. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3201 I eat a Paleo diet but still feel like I'm not doing enough. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3202 …and this is how I’ll demonstrate to Canadian Border Patrol that I am inoculated against Covid, so we need to leave room in the trunk. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3203 Honey, just pack the essentials 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3204 I’m so tired of being the keeper of the flame. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3205 Just checking the packing: cooking, transportation, defense. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3206 You go to your retreat. I’m going to regress. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3207 I can’t believe they charged for water 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3208 The therapist suggested that on this vacation I should reinvent myself! 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
3209 You said, 'It's a Retreat from Civilization Weekend.' 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3210 It’s my pitch to the Discovery Channel 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3211 What babe? You said you wanted to heat things up in here! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3212 I know you told me to wait until we were unpacked but I was just so hungry! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3213 I love our new travel paleo cookout kit, but now where do I find a pterodactyl to cook? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3214 Given the COVID count I planned ahead 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3215 I don't want to reinvent them but I would like to stow them under my seat somehow. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3216 Do you ever think about how we're just skeletons wearing meat socks? 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
3217 You remember Cousin Eddie was raised by wolves, right? Well, I'm about to blow his mind! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3218 I'm keeping this vacation plain & simple. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3219 Pretend we're in a TV cooking show. Add a dash of man cave fantasy and some COVID-19 carry-in and moving back home with my parents is a turn on. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3220 Get a Linux, you said. It'll rock, you said... 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3221 I only take the basic necessities when I go camping. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3222 After a quick snack, let’s go forage before sundown, then back to bed. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3223 You think as long as it's under 50 pounds it's OK? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3224 Oh okay...so the the food will be pre-clubbed? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3225 A boy scout is always prepared. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
3226 It’s called Paleo-packing. We’ve got to travel like our ancestors, since there is no guarantee of return anymore. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3227 I like to be prepared for anything. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3228 I know this hotel is very primitive but I've found a few things to steal 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3229 They're just not as advanced as us in New Jersey. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3230 I heard the resort has a paleo buffet option. 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
3231 Honey, have you seen my loin cloths? 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3232 The bellhop said there's some fantastic Paleo just around the corner. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3233 Well they won't allow it in my carry-on. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
3234 My bug out bag is basic. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3235 "We need to get back to basics. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3236 It doesn't "inspire joy," so I'm tossing it. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3237 If mastery of the wheel, fire, and the club aren't all we need, I know Python, JavaScript, and SQL. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3238 I can't find the instructions to our 'Going Native' kit." 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3239 I want to blend in with the locals." 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3240 After spelunking, we could try that hunt and gather joint. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3241 OK, OK, please don’t leave-We can stock up on bagels again ! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3242 What can I say? They continue to bring me joy. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3243 I'm just packing the necessities 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3244 I agree that we need to start over. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3245 I usually avoid bringing anything new on vacation. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3246 You said you were looking forward to reliving the 'old days' 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3247 I’m all packed for our trip to Stone Age Park. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3248 Did you forget we are going to a primitive campsite? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3249 B and B? I thought you said BC 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3250 Should I pack for anything high-brow? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3251 I have an awful feeling this vacation it's back to square one. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3252 This year, I'm going to crush the hunter/roadkill gatherers' bash. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3253 Taking a break from my screen this weekend. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3254 Don't worry, babe. I've got the vestiges of civilization covered. Did you pack the white noise machine? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3255 Maybe I should've slain the beast and dragged you into the cave? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3256 We should expect supply-chain disruptions on our trip…. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3257 My family has passed down the contents for generations. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3258 The directions say to pre-heat before using. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3259 I've got a few ideas for painting the walls. Maybe some animal figures and hieroglyphics. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3260 You may have discovered Anthropologie, but I've gone back to Amazon Basics. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3261 Brochure said "reconnect to our true self" Have you packed my fur onesie? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3262 Wait . . . For my final act, sliced bread! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3263 The guidebook said to be sure to pack the essentials. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3264 Do you think there's space for the printing press here? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3265 Before Hell freezes over in our apartment, we can always go back to Cave Man Days. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3266 Honeeeeeeyyyy... Do you know where my atlatl is? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3267 I'm OK with your idea of roughing it, but you were supposed to pack the barbecue sauce. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3268 All set for our turn on "Survivor". 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3269 And these are some of my earlier inventions. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3270 Ok! I have everything except the sticky bush dung pessary. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3271 …..I don’t care Marge, I am not trusting this new Glamping thing… 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3272 It’s tacky to eat dinner in your gown. Give me a minute. Fire’s almost ready. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3273 No worries about the TSA, these are Constitutionally protected essentials. Supreme Court. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3274 With all the supply chain issues, I've had to dial back on the technologies I travel with. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3275 Time travelers gotta be prepared, 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3276 Just tell them your boyfriend is creative but old fashioned. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3277 Vows have already been said hun. For better or me. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3278 Honey,that blouse is so 2019. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3279 I'm assuming there's good wifi. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3280 Let there be light. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3281 How long is the flight to Paleolithic Land? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3282 Linda, if you take this club, we won't have to pay for overweight luggage. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3283 The Stone Age is coming. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3284 Hey, look what I discovered in my suitcase! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
3285 Actually, I'm a vegetarian. But at least I can pack Paleo. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3286 I use this to express surprise. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3287 I've been telling you, it's not a diet but a long term lifestyle change. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3288 Oh, Honey, we are covered. I am betting that these days Room Service is Not an Option! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3289 A power out is not impossible. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3290 I haven’t used this bag in ages! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3291 Who said paleo diet program was just about food choices? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3292 Care to do a little time traveling? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3293 I can't wait to teach your brother a thing or two. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3294 My bag is pretty full. Should I pack the club instead of the wheel? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3295 Elizabeth's look had Stewart questioning if he was taking the Boy Scouts "Be Prepared" motto a little too far. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3296 I’ll be in the Man Cave 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3297 Oogah bungah. A bungah boo. Me caveman! Hahaha just kidding. Can you imagine 1.1982 0.03801 111 89 22 0
3298 I believe in the essentials! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3299 How old are your parents again? 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
3300 I think I am on the verge of a breakthrough 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3301 Really glad you grew your hair out for our primitive-camping trip. 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
3302 Eating like a caveman was nice, but I'm looking forward to vacationing like a caveman! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3303 JuJus 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3304 This works better than Feng Shui. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3305 I forgot the gas for the bunson burner. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3306 Did you confirm that spears are provided? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3307 Mom, somehow my magic trick conjured up the first wheel and fire! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3308 I decided to go full paleo. The workouts are intense! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3309 I want your dad to like me. You said he's a caveman, right? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3310 No Honey not that one...tonight's the cave woman outfit." Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, O 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3311 I thought you liked me being old-fashioned ! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3312 Tryin to make room for our souvenirs 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3313 You brought back some interesting artifacts. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3314 You know, I think im taking this Paleo diet too far. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3315 Well, these are good but I told Harvard I invented the internet too. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3316 Honey,I think this luggage mixup has aroused my inner caveman! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3317 I’ve fully embraced the paleo lifestyle. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3318 Well,the brochure did say: " Pack only the essentials ". 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3319 Don't forget your wooly mammoth shawl. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3320 This is my camping portfolio. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3321 Well then why did you text me to be ready for an early dinner? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3322 D’ya think I should bring an atlatl just in case? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3323 Linda, stop worrying. I’m an Eagle Scout. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3324 Sorry Wilma I don't see what the issue is 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3325 Drat! My woolly mammoth coat is in storage! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3326 You said "It'd be an epic trip back in time" 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3327 It’s my Dawn of Man science project for school mom. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3328 it's Truth of Dare 2.0! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3329 We can't leave without recording this on the wall. Did you bring a crayon? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3330 I'm really excited to go back to my roots on this vacation 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3331 It is a shame there no cream cheese! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3332 Just pack your loin cloth, and we're good to go! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3333 All in all, I still think it's easier than dealing with upgrades and remembering all those passwords. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3334 Seriously, I was planning to go Paleo even before we booked the weekend at the health spa. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3335 The starter kit for our paleo diet has arrived. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3336 Can I carry on? The baggage fees are primitive. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3337 Don't leave. I promise I will not make you join me in this Paleo Diet lifestyle. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3338 What do you mean I have a lot to unpack? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3339 I know you said you wanted to get away from it all, but I can't just leave technology behind entirely. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3340 For the staycation this year, we're going prehistoric. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3341 After ketosis I switched to paleo but now I'm both 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3342 ... and then, once my Blackberry no longer worked, I just decided to "reinvent the wheel"... 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3343 I thought you liked my inventive sense of humor. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3344 but Dad said pack for "man" camp? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3345 Customs won't question my place of origin anymore. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3346 You said this cottage was very rustic so I thought we’d better be prepared… 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3347 Well the guidebook did say to pack the Bare Essentials. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3348 This is our basic survival kit. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3349 On the honeymoon, would you mind wearing a loincloth and calling me Gruuk? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3350 Things have gotten really bad in Wisconsin. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3351 My paleo diet requires lots of commitment. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3352 Put away that suitcase, honey. You’re about to experience the true meaning of a couple’s retreat. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3353 I’m so tired of hearing you go on and on about how good you feel on your ‘paleo’ diet. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3354 When you said we were traveling to a primitive area I thought I would practice a ritual I saw online. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
3355 I pack only the basics. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
3356 I’m only packing a few basic necessities. 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
3357 I invented fire; I invented the wheel. But I can’t pack a suitcase. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
3358 Oh, or did you say Stonehenge? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3359 Bugout bag ready to go 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3360 Isn't this what 'primitive camping' is supposed to be? 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
3361 I didn't create them but I can still re-sell them on Etsy. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3362 I thought, why not just pack the basics? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3363 Honey, have you seen my copy of "Bison Painting"? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3364 You said to pack for the wilderness. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3365 Get ready for the best honeymoon ever! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3366 Honey, have you seen my mammoth pelt? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3367 This is what I was telling you about! It's a DIY travel grill! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3368 I thought we were going to the poconos. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3369 Just pack the basic essentials. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3370 Souvenirs of my trip to Man and Civilization Museum . 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3371 Paleo diet side effect? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3372 They said bring essential items only. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3373 I sure hope the woolly mammoth is doing OK at the kennel 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3374 Don't overpack Honey. The cave I reserved for two weeks isn't fancy. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3375 I can't remember, is there a formal night? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3376 I went with caveman essentials. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3377 Me, I prefer to only travel with basics. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3378 All we need if world ends: the three greatest inventions and you to have babies 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3379 I'm already bored. What do you want me to do next? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3380 In the world of time travel, I'd be considered a 'god' ! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3381 Your said we should go back to basics! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3382 Roasted pine nuts for the salad are on me. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3383 I thought I heard you say, "we're going glamping"? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3384 I like to be ready for anything. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3385 You never know what stores there will have 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3386 What do you think of my ancestry.com travel kit? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3387 How many suitcases will fit in the Time Machine? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3388 Time travel needs special preparations. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3389 I’m only going to the patent office. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3390 It's the "Great Inventions" series. Next week I get sliced bread. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3391 JANE??? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3392 I brought my man cave with me" 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3393 it's only for 1 night 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3394 True--fire and wheel have been invented before. But they were never patented! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3395 I think you’ve packed enough clothes 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3396 Do you think the Foraging Paleo retreat will provide kindling? I knew I should have paid for the bronze package. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3397 You weren’t being sarcastic when you said “Listen here Captain Caveman, we’re not roughing it on our vacation”? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3398 It's a primitive campground, right? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3399 Okay! You gather seeds! I’m going hunting 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3400 Honey, where's the lightning rod? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3401 It’ll be fine, I have TSA Pre-History. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3402 You never know, with things being what they are, we might need these. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3403 'Well, you said you missed those times when I was, like, a caveman in the bedroom." 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3404 You said primitive! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3405 So, these are the only amenities? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3406 Don't worry, Sweetie. I'll give you a head start. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3407 The brochure said the place was "like a trip back in time." 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3408 I signed us up for the “back to basics” experience at the wellness retreat. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3409 It's for the Paleo diet i'm starting 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3410 Want to have a bite before we leave? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3411 Didn't you say that this was the trip where we get back to basics? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3412 Honey, remember next time I get to be a marauding Viking for my birthday. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3413 I heard parts of Puerto Rico are still without power. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3414 Hurry up Wilma, the Rubbles are waiting for us outside. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3415 It's a warm-up for February ... Lincoln Logs and Cherry Tree. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
3416 I'm packing for the wilderness trip. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
3417 Oh, fuck! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3418 Admittedly, the other two pale in comparison to the turkey drumstick, but they are probably worth taking to Mars as well. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3419 Relax, this is the new room-heater plus oven. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3420 I thought we were all heading back to the Stone Age 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3421 We have to drive to survive... 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3422 How can you say that I’m living in the past? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3423 Urban preppers 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3424 Im only bringing my name brand stuff this time. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3425 Be sure to pay homage to the great God of "O" before you go. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
3426 “I want to be ready if Mars isn’t as advanced as Elon Musk says!" 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
3427 Your enthusiastic brother claims it will be another epoch destination. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
3428 You said too oh bring the essentials 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3429 Ugly American? I think sharing our superior inventions is the least we can do on our visit to Britain. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
3430 Jane- You bring out the caveman in me... 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
3431 After all these years I still don't understand why you bring so many clothes when I always bring fire with me. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3432 If you have some sugar in there we can patent the doughnut. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3433 Need anything heated up? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3434 I'm just packing it to show the guys at the invention convention. I swear I haven't gone clubbing since I met you, Maude. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3435 I'm so glad society has gotten past such arbitrary conflicts and is onto esteemed ones. We are a much more educated world than we used to be. Anyways, honey, remind me to pack my age-old misogyny for the trip, okay? 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
3436 Did I capture the caveman theme? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3437 "I can't decide if I should be the guy who discovers fire, invents the wheel, uses a club as a tool. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3438 As of now, there is nothing we can't handle. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3439 honey, did you take your Flinstone gummies this morning? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3440 I'm on day 613 of staying home to stop the spread. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3441 We get patents on these and then we just sit back and count the royalty checks. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3442 When I travel, I just take the basics. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3443 Which came first, the screw or the nail? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3444 You said to pack just the essentials. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3445 It's all part of my paleo diet 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3446 Even if I can get the fire out, it won't fit in my suitcase! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3447 Honey gave you seen my saber tooth short shirt combo? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3448 Have you considered packing for basic survival? Don't worry, I have. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3449 Wilma, I feel like you have evolved too fast. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3450 I'm just going to take a few of the necessities 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3451 I know, take only pictures, leave only footprints, but I'm sure no one's going to miss these things. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3452 It would have been nice if you'd shown some enthusiasm towards the theme of this trip Lisa... Dinosaur Days, Neanderthal Nights! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3453 What? You said to just pack the essentials. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3454 These ingenious tools will distinguish us from every other life form on the face of the planet! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3455 Do you think they have air conditioning? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3456 You said to just take the basics. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
3457 After you finish unpacking,I thought maybe we could get into some caveman cosplay before dinner 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
3458 I'll be able to win the contest as soon as you finish inventing your time machine 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3459 I'm getting your bed warmer ready.... 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3460 I must have grabbed the wrong bag 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3461 It's called Progress. I have reinvented the wheel. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3462 So what? At least I DID take some souvenirs from our archeological dig!" 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3463 I'm going to reinvent myself. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3464 I’m only bringing the essentials. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3465 Do we pack the Paleo Diet ? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3466 I think we’ve got it covered if you remembered to bring the iPhone. 1.1923 0.03883 104 84 20 0
3467 I'm just going to take a few basics, too. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3468 Mom said to pack like we’re living when she was a kid. Do I need to go farther back in time? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3469 Honey I am so looking forward to our cartoon caveman getaway! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3470 Wrap me in your ponytail and carry me away; it's 2022, Dear! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3471 My inner caveman is screaming to be let out. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3472 So, this is where we will be cooking our essentials, such as chicken! Excited?! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3473 Your mother keeps calling me a caveman, so I’m gonna act like a caveman, alright? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3474 I won't be so obsessed once my book is published. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3475 Ready to rock and roll! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3476 Since we are jumping ship from a decaying society, should we bring the civilization start-up kit? or I am just bringing the bare essentials to survive. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3477 I’m connecting to my Neanderthal heritage. I found it on ancestry.com no 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3478 Never leave the campfire unattended. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3479 Are you up for some paleo sex? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3480 We agreed this would be a working vacation. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3481 I've never known your father to speak in metaphor, so I'm packing the essentials. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3482 Burning this O will not only rid the bacteria, it will also ensure our flight will not get cancelled again. So long as we’re not flying Delta. Honey? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3483 It was you who wanted to go paleo 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3484 Did you remember to pack my luck dinosaur’s foot? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3485 I always pack for survival when we visit your parents. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3486 Give me credit for some inventive packing. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3487 This luggage must have been lost for a long time. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3488 Cavewomen didn’t wear spandex dear, the brochure said to just bring what they had 1,000,000 years ago… 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3489 You can keep Peanuts. I'm going to cosplay BC. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3490 ....just in case it becomes safe to travel again 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3491 I have this idea for an i-phone. Interested? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3492 I booked us through VRBC 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3493 Don’t leave! I tell you, I think my inventions are going to be really big 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3494 I never thought it would be so difficult to pack for the Inventor's Convention. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3495 Burned bagel and drumstick prototypes. Why? What are you bringing? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3496 You said this was a tech-free vacation, but what if we need these? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3497 My "Entry to Civilization" kit finally arrived from Amazon! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3498 In lieu of our Paleolithic Holiday. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3499 I told you before Marge, if we’re going to go through with this visit to Jurassic Park, then I’m binging along that time capsule I found out back! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3500 It goes along with my paleo diet. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3501 I'll bring my club in case the resort doesn't have room service. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3502 It’s my time travel insurance policy. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3503 By time you get back I'll also have the steam engine, printing press and light bulb under my belt. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3504 I am not going ANYWHERE without these essentials. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
3505 I love camping. How about a little role play this year? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3506 I definitely said I wanted to keep it simple this weekend, Karen. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3507 Did you pack the loin cloths? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3508 Are you sure the TSA will be ok with this? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3509 Packing cubes are great, but packing wheels have changed my whole world! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3510 I'm applying a first principles approach to the vacation process. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3511 Yes I do think it will get thru security. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3512 Please, honey, don't start packing useless stuff like sweaters and toothbrushes. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3513 You are the one who told me to only pack the essentials. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3514 ”Hard to pack for a Flintstones fantasy weekend. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3515 I’ve decided to go all-in on the paleo thing. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3516 I thought we decided our first portal would be Mesopotamia then Nantucket. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3517 I was nothing but supportive of your Paleo diet. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3518 You travel in space. I choose to travel in time. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3519 I don't understand why your parents think I'm a barbarian. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3520 I promise not to watch the Discovery Channel once we board the flight. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
3521 I want to fit in with the locals 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3522 I packed the basic necessities. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3523 I am becoming a glass half empty guy. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3524 Nostalgia is my prehistoric right. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3525 Now that Elon Musk has figured out time travel, I will be a god. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3526 Staycation 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3527 I guess the timing wasn’t right. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3528 But these are essential! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3529 Have you noticed a change in me since I went on the Paleo diet? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3530 Look, Joan, I can’t help it that security picked your bag to go through instead of mine. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3531 If we're on Survivor Caveman edition, I want to be ready. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3532 beware of "lite" foods If he captain puts the engines in reverse we will need these. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3533 But, Mom, I know it was good enough to win the local science fair, but do you think I stand a chance at state?" 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3534 Oh, you said it’s time TO travel. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3535 Where's that annoying cat of yours? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3536 Have man cave, will travel.” 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3537 …and then when he inserts it and it catches fire, you whack it with this iron club. It’s perfectly safe. I’ll be hiding behind the curtains. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3538 just can’t wait to hear your dad’s skepticism over my newest “crackpot” inventions 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3539 How rustic did they say their cabin was? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3540 I made room for your sweater. You can make room for my club. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3541 How would you feel about being dragged along to Camp Paleolithic? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3542 Disney World is still in Florida, as far as I'm aware. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3543 Have you seen my vacation loincloth? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3544 I’ve been trying to figure out how cavemen told “knock knock” jokes before doors were invented.” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3545 As a compromise, I'll only take first-generation technology on vacation and leave my devices home. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3546 We'll need to stop by a cave so I can post my vacation pics. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3547 What time again is the appointment at the Patent Office? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3548 Your parents are not ready for an Instapot. They never used the electric toothbrushes we gave them last year. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3549 Primordial Persists, what's the name of your camp? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3550 We're flying--we need to be ready for anything. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3551 Honey, have you seen my book on Darwinism? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3552 The brochure says to just bring the basics. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3553 I'm looking forward to reinventing myself this weekend 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3554 now we can barbeque safely 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3555 Next I'm gonna work on an electric car! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3556 Pandemic survival equipment rule! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3557 Honey, I’m not reinventing the wheel. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3558 The pandemic may be over but we don't know whats coming next! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3559 Cow tools. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3560 For lunch I had a very bland primordial soup. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3561 If you pack water, we have Essentials Kit. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3562 There's no room for my moisturizer. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3563 TikTok my photo captioned: How to Heat Mancave! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3564 All your caveman fantasies are about to come true. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3565 And I didn't appreciate the way you kept telling your family that I behave like a troglodyte 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3566 Now we can add covid-19 vaccinations to the world's greatest problem solvers 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3567 Just taking a few old tools down to the man cave. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3568 Can you fit the WiFi router? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3569 It's a 3 star hotel hunny 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3570 I may have misinterpreted the “Erectus Package.” 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3571 It’s like the Paleo diet, but for the bedroom! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3572 So excited for our trip to the Neandertal. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3573 I grabbed my primeval bug out bag… 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3574 Where’d you put the polypore fungi? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3575 Welcome to the Hotel Paleo! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3576 If I'm so "out of touch" why am I the only one packing to--as the youths say--"roll up to the club, hella lit?" 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3577 Listen, if we’re stuck somewhere, it could get primitive. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3578 Dave, I said this trip would be hysterical, not historical. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3579 You have to be inventive to fit everything in your carry-on. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3580 Don't bother. I'm sure they'll have towels there. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3581 If your brother doesn't like them, there's a gift receipt. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
3582 Just bring it! It’s better to be prepared. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3583 Wait. Before you leave me, let me make it all up to you with this awesome homemade donut. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3584 I found these in the trunk of dad’s Delorean.” 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3585 This trip is all about finding our roots again. Mike Turcotte, Wells, ME 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3586 Room service is all Paleo... 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3587 Do you think we'll need agriculture? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3588 I only pack the basics when I fly coach." 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3589 What Judy? You said you wanted me to be more spontaneous 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3590 You said that paleo diet might be trouble. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3591 Have you seen my paints? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3592 Honey, I forgot. Does TSA allow clubs?” 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3593 By focusing on these basics, I’ll have enough room to include my espresso machine. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3594 Piaget said “to understand is to invent.” I am starting with the basics. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3595 You wanted a nice B&B and I wanted to camp out. I think this is a fair compromise. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3596 Well, there's no such thing as a new idea. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3597 Well we've tried it your way already! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3598 Why the look? You said to pack only the basics. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3599 I told you, I'm all in on this paleo diet. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3600 Hey, you said just bring the basics!” 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3601 Well, I'm all set for our primitive camping trip. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3602 I have no idea what to think, which is pretty funny. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3603 Please don’t leave. My fire still burns for you! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3604 Little Rock!? I thought you said your conference was in Bedrock. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3605 The brochure says we're embracing paleo. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3606 Honey, I think we're going back to the Stone Age. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3607 Hey Hon is this your Mother's old suitcase? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3608 ...and now, you stick the Emu drumstick through the bagel and...walaah! Hands down winner over the 'shrimp on the barbie' guy! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3609 I don't want to be boring when we go through customs. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3610 How many days do we have the cave? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3611 Didn't you say we'd be going paleo on this trip? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3612 About the wheel….. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3613 I told you I could be hot in bed. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3614 I have been put in pre-pre-pre-pre school. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3615 Just wait for the place I booked 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3616 This family reunion is a real throwback. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3617 I didn't see any paleo options available on the resort menu, so we should prepare to feed ourselves. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3618 I figure it's time to get back to basics... 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3619 Since we are attempting to experience the Paleolithic Era, let's go naked at least while we are in the room. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3620 Remember the good old days? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3621 We’ll need these things for some of the stops on the New York Times 52 Places to Visit list this year. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3622 Paleo packing really works! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3623 Jurassic Park said the kitchenette wasn't available. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3624 There, I said it, your sister is a terrible host. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3625 Look,I don't want to reinvent the wheel. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3626 We can't order fire online in the wild. I have to pack it up. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3627 Go ahead, leave, but don't expect to cash in when the crowdfunding really starts to take off." 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3628 Survival of the fittest. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3629 My mom has me on a Paleo Diet. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3630 I thought I'd go retro this weekend..... 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3631 Honey, have you seen my flint microlith? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3632 Don’t worry, the trip is insured against fire and acts of god. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3633 I thought I told you it's a paleo-cation. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3634 After lunch we’ll spend some time knapping. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3635 The brochure says it's a primitive campground. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3636 A wheel, a club and a small fire, and I'm ready for whatever comes down the evolutionary vacation pike. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3637 It's the very first subscription box. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3638 Honey, it's all inclusive. Just pack the essentials. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3639 You told me to only pack the necessities. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3640 These days you never know what you’ll need. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3641 Rare,medium,or well done? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3642 Did they take your water bottle, too? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3643 TSA are going to cavity-search the fuck out of me. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3644 Just the essentials, you said. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3645 It’s a Neanderthal starter kit, only $10.99. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3646 Jack.....you just don't get it ! We're so past the "show & tell" point! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3647 My new invention: " Pop-up Suitcase". 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3648 You said "Holidays like in the old days. Hot stoned clubbing"! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3649 But it isn't square! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3650 Fire, The Wheel and a war club; what else should I pack for our trip back to the beginning of civilization?” 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3651 The excursion folks said to only pack the essentials. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3652 When did you join Dollar Cave Club? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3653 If you need me, I'll be in my man cave. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3654 I just know I'm forgetting something. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3655 I'm trying to pack the basic essentials. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3656 Oh, that reminds me, did we pack any pterodactyl wings? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3657 The use of fire and the wheel were total game changers. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3658 I always pack one suitcase for the post-apocalypse. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3659 Do you think the Caveman Travel kit will ever catch on? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3660 Whoa! Look what I discovered. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3661 A cave with a view would be so romantic. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3662 I’m a caveman 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3663 Well…you told me just to pack the basics. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3664 You said we should go back to our beginnings on this trip. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3665 You did say we'd be going primitive camping. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3666 You said you wanted to travel back to B.C. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3667 It's called 'a return to the basics' weekend. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3668 I know we've already visited, but prehistoric Williamsburg is a whole different experience. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3669 While you reinvent vacation activities for Covid, I'm moving ahead with everything else we'll need. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3670 When running away, it's always best to pack the basics. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3671 It's a Paleo weekend, right? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3672 Wait, the Smithsonian? I thought you said B.C. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3673 Mom packed for a paleo camp. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3674 this Paleo Diet is hard to pack for 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3675 I'm really looking forward to Neanderthal camp! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3676 This trip is all about getting back to my roots. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3677 Why can't I take a tablet to communicate? 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
3678 It's my family's traditional fertility ritual 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3679 I thought you meant a little longer than when we started dating when you said "lets vacation like we were back in time". 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3680 I thought if we get caught in a snowstorm we could use the original go bag. 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
3681 In case our plane catches fire and we land on a deserted island. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3682 I've decided to take minimalism back to its roots. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3683 Caveman camp is going to be awesome! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3684 Our paleo diet might need a little ambiance when we travel. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3685 Didn't you say we're going caving? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3686 I can’t help thinking that I’ve forgotten something… 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3687 Maybe the Wi-Fi password is painted on the walls? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3688 I’m just holding these for a friend!” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3689 I think I'll hunt up some meat for us. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3690 Holy smokes! I forgot to pack my chicken breast. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3691 Just in case we get blasted back to the Stone Age. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3692 I think I invented a better suit case! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3693 This vacation I'm not bringing any metadata. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3694 Okay the time machine is ready to go, am I forgetting anything? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3695 Beats the hell out of cafeteria food!!! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3696 Wow, how lax was TSA in the Stone Age? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3697 I’ve packed everything we need for the caveman getaway weekend. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3698 My therapist says it’s time to unpack my fragile masculinity. So, yeah, I think I need to rely on you for some of my basic needs — like socks. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3699 It’s a caveman themed party, right? Why else would anyone want to sleep outdoors? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3700 It's OK. My Gucci bag is still in the closet. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3701 Relax everybody . . . a primitive bell just tolled in some distant corner of my mind. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3702 We're moving fast: hunting and gathering are next. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3703 It’s the new primitive packing plan. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3704 This time I'll pack the in-case-of-apocalypse kit 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3705 Honey, with the way things are right now, we're best to pack the essentials for wherever we're travelling from now on. Survival is the new way to enjoy Travel. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3706 Maybe our “separate vacations” plan wasn’t such a hot idea” 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3707 Wait! Why did I pack a stone wheel and fire and why am I holding a big turkey leg? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3708 It's been a while since we've traveled, I guess I misunderstood what you meant by 'just the essentials to get by' 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3709 I want to see where this paleo thing takes me. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3710 How do you take your bed and breakfast? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3711 And you packed for the world’s oldest profession, right? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3712 I hope I can stick to my paleo diet on this trip. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3713 Look, Rebecca, this is all we need in the Maldives. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3714 The brochure said Back to Basics; you're the one who's over-packing. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3715 It's called 'rudimentary packing', Marsha. It really sparks joy. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3716 Our flight back is November 9th. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3717 I hope I get my own cave 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3718 When we visit your mom I thought she'd like it if I reinforced her view of me. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3719 I know - I know, it's time we get back to the "way it used to be". 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3720 Maybe it's the Pandemic speaking, but, I believe I can reinvent the wheel... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3721 It’s from my grandfather in Lascaux 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3722 Elon says we should be prepared for another extinction event. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3723 Honey... Did you confirm that the airlines offers a Paleo option? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3724 Oh boy, the kids are gonna love our souvenirs from the Stone Age. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3725 You said it will be an escape from the trappings of modern life. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3726 And this turns into a Johnny Cash song how? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3727 Y'know, it's best to pack simple. I'm only packing what I really need. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3728 At last, hot-looking retro luggage that has wheels and gives you lots of bang for your buck. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3729 I just thought it would be much better for the environment than using a gas stove for cooking. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3730 They said it was all-inclusive and to just pack the essentials! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3731 I would much prefer a Reliving Our Human Origins vacation. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3732 These props will remind us to stick to the caveman diet during our vacation. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3733 You said there was no internet, so… 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3734 I'd rather pack something useful for traveling to Indiana. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3735 You know, I want to light the spark in our relationship while on vacation 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3736 Neanderthals won't be offended if talk the 5% in my DNA, right? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3737 I don't want to miss my man cave. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3738 I thought you said this was going to be an epoch tour. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3739 Well, you said this trip was going to be "back-to-the-basics" rustic! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3740 Margy! This caveman routine is just not working. Can we go back to playing Mailman/Housewife? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3741 I know you're upset, but didn't you say you wanted to marry an inventor? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3742 Oh, you mean 'Be my adventurous caveman and take me away' was just a joke? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3743 Honey its earth wind and fire! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3744 You can never be too careful, we may have to live of the grid in New York City 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3745 You're always talking about keeping the flame alive. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3746 I thought we could do a trial run of our caveman/cavewoman adventure. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3747 There's no room but probably don't need underway anyway. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3748 Thought you said to pack an emergency kit 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3749 I bet this is how my caveman ancestors vacationed. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3750 I’ve recommitted to the Paleo diet this year. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3751 “Thermally packed with hot possibilities.” 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3752 I’m going to carry-on, everything here is just way too valuable. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3753 I’m just taking a few essentials. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3754 I’m trying to stick to my paleo diet. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3755 What? They are men's necessities. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3756 Next I'll use these burned sticks to draw stick figures on the wall. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3757 Don't unpack unpack yet, I need you to go gather some berries. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3758 If I'm going to do the laundry, I'll do it my way! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3759 I forgot my iPhone. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3760 I plan on really getting back to basics this vacation 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3761 Do you think your parents will think I'm too primitive? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3762 I find it brings out my animal instincts 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
3763 In a cultural exchange, it's best to stick to the basics. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3764 For this vacation, I thought I'd try the caveman aesthetic. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3765 At least one of us will be prepared if our plane flies into a time vortex. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3766 Our moving problems are over. I've invented the wheel. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3767 It's called Hygge 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3768 I've decided to become a "real man". 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3769 You knew I was a prepper when we married… 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3770 These are not sparking joy and the patents are all expired. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3771 It'll be hard to leave the good old days behind. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3772 I’m warming up the tires and creating better traction for our trip! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3773 I may have embellished in writing up my bio for the conference. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3774 For the vacation I just wanted to bring along the basics. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3775 It's just a weekend trip, so I'm sticking with the basics.... 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3776 Now that I've got the hang of it, this Paleo diet is a total breeze! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3777 We’re going camping Molly, so we have to think like a caveman. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3778 What other choices were there on the welcoming gift list besides a big stone with fire. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3779 OK. I've packed the bare essentials. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3780 If the cruise ship enters Cyclops's Cave, we can show him how a home-cooked meal works. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3781 But how do we fit the concept of marriage in our outdated inventions suitcase? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3782 I plan to read it every trip, but I've yet to take that cuneiform tablet out of my suitcase. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3783 We’re going to Netherlands not Neanderthal 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3784 What? REI had its Members Only sale. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3785 I'm ready for our trip Back to the Future. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3786 I always make sure to pack the basics 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3787 Going native starts at home. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3788 What? It came with the Peloton. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3789 It's called "Netflix and Grill" these days. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3790 Do you think we’ll do any clubbing in Rio? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3791 You right. Overweight baggage fee no bad. souvenirs good. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3792 This new Paleo diet travels well. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3793 Human Tools 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3794 It's the new Popeil briefcase drumstick 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3795 Why pack things when everything you need can just be invented? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3796 Honey when I told you we will be staying in an ancient resort I did not think you would take it literally. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3797 You told me I should try and re-invent myself this weekend. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3798 Once all of the counselors came down with COVID we really got down to the basics! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3799 Who doesn’t love souvenirs from the Paleolithic era? 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3800 You told me to pack just the basics! 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3801 Why are you surprised you've always said that I am nothing but a neanderthal! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3802 Well, this weekend I thought we'd just get back to basics. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3803 But, if I don't bring 'em along, nobody will believe I invented them! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3804 It came free with my order of 20 paleo diet meals from Jennie Craig. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3805 This year at caveman summer camp we learned how to start a fire 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3806 Great time-travel vacay, but there wasn't much to pick from at the gift shop. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3807 To reinvent myself, I'm starting with what works. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3808 I'm traveling light this time. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3809 I can't find the crock pot. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3810 This time travel cruise is really authentic! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3811 I only pack the essentials. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3812 We can bring these things back to the folks we met in the stone age on our last time machine trip. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3813 Honey, I know it's fry-day. But why are ya cooking up all this commotion? It's not like your life's at steak! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3814 Boy Scout explains the Be Prepared Motto amid Urban Camping. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3815 I’m hoping we can get back to basics. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3816 Fair warning, if you try and leave I'm just going to bop you on your head and drag you back in here by your ponytail. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3817 I'm just taking the fundamentals. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3818 Just packing the basics,honey! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3819 Hey Mom, as I slowly transit from the Pleistocene to the Holocene, can I finally have a BB gun? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3820 And , better late than never, you discover fermentation, from tossed left overs, and everything gains a new perspective . . . 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3821 I think my Paleo Bed and Breakfast business can really work. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3822 I accepted them because I didn't want to embarrass your Uncle Fred at Christmas dinner." 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3823 The camp said ‘No screens,’ but nothing about prehistoric technology.” Matt Bellace Princeton, New Jerse 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3824 You told me to bring the basics. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3825 Paleo diet, not paleo period. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3826 I know, I know. I’ve got a lot of inventional baggage. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3827 This time, when your mom calls me a Neanderthal again, I’ll be able to show her just how much we contributed to society. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
3828 Are we doing paleo. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
3829 Do you think the world is ready for my discovery of fire and invention of the wheel after my covid lockdown? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3830 just going camping no need to worry 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3831 Who'd've ever thought we'd get picked for "Surviver: Middle-Aged Married Couples Edition?!?" 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3832 Pack your thong too, no bra! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3833 I'm only packing what we'll need at Grandpa's ca... uh, house! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3834 I'm travelling light. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3835 Well, you said to only pack essentials… 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3836 If I forgot to pack something, I always have the basics. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3837 I thought you said to just bring the basics 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3838 OK! Where's the BEEF?!! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3839 We're only supposed to bring the basics to Camp Flintstone. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3840 Everybody knows laziness is the mother of invention. Sheesh! Now, did you remember to pack the marshmallows, chocolate and the Graham crackers? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3841 I just don't want this vacation to derail my Paleo diet. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3842 I think this trip we should keep our luggage down to the bare essentials. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3843 Now don't forget that we also need a shovel 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3844 And I've got the rudiments if we need them. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3845 Honey, why the face? These are essentials for a visit with your family. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3846 The paleo kids are going to love this ductless mini split unit heat pump. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3847 Now hold on! You specifically told me 'pack just the essentials.' 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3848 Well what if moving to space takes us back in time? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3849 The Airbnb did post "rustic," but I mean no TV or even Wifi?! 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3850 My predecessors went on vacation and all I got was this. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3851 If you agree to stay, I’ll return it to my man cave. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3852 You better unpack the fridge and not the suitcase! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3853 Don't over pack. We're staying in a man cave. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3854 It's a beginners kit. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3855 You said to “pack the essentials.” 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3856 I asked you to bring a baguette for the raclette 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3857 The theme for the team building sessions is 'back to basics', and there is a prize for the best prepared. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3858 The lodge's ad said, "Do-It-Yourselfers Welcome. Their Open Kitchen is Having a Contest !! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3859 Mom, you can stop packing, I don’t need no college. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3860 Remember how I said I wanted to get back to basics on this trip? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3861 Time-share"? I thought you said "time travel. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3862 Now where did I put those cave paintings? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3863 If you think you can find a better caveman, there’s the door. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3864 Am I returning to Science Camp, or to the dawn of civilization 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3865 I never pack anything but the basics. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3866 Let's not act like your suitcase isn't mostly filled with books. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3867 You pack your essentials and I’ll pack mine for our annual visit to your parents house. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3868 The smoke alarm didn’t go off; I think we can dine in tonight. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3869 Paleo New Year resolution! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3870 Honey, did you remember to pack the spear? 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
3871 I'm packing 100% Paleo 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
3872 Isn't it a "getting back to basics" retreat? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3873 Okay: Food, Transportation, and Security. What else do we have to solve for this vacation? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3874 Did you pack my socks? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3875 This will be our best riot reenactment yet -- Troglodytes vs. Liberals. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3876 Have you seen my obsidian blade? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3877 You always have to have the basics. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3878 I've decided to take the whole "paleo" thing on our vacation as well. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3879 THIS MULTIVERSE STUFF IS REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND.....AND I LIKE IT. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3880 I’ve heard the accommodations are a bit primitive. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3881 See. I can pack civilized. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3882 Now I don’t judge your way of exfoliating. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3883 Whatever you do, please don’t mention Daryl Hannah in front of my Dad.” 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3884 I want to stick to my Paleo Diet. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
3885 So, I'm prepared." 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3886 Onlythe basics 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3887 I don't even know what this is! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3888 I'm just packing the basics this time. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3889 That’s a donut hole in one! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3890 I eat Paleo even on vacation. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3891 I have to pack the fire dear, I cant put it in the carry-on 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3892 I'm just packing the basics, we can forage for anything else we need 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3893 If you don't mind unpacking, I need this experiment for my PhD 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3894 I can't decide which one to submit to Shark Tank. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3895 Once you finish packing, we can use the dresser for kindling. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3896 Did I remember to pack the Mongolian Sea Salt? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3897 Let's not play with fire or re-invent the wheel. Let's go out clubbing, instead. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3898 Airport security checks really aren't what they used to be. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3899 I don’t weigh my bag down with anything that is not essential. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3900 Don't look at me like that. As if you're going to need ALL those clothes anyway. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3901 I wasn’t sure where we were going so I just packed the essentials. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3902 Should I pack a river as well? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3903 This Paleocation will be much better than sitting on a cruise ship for a week. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3904 I feel like I’m forgetting almost everything known to man. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3905 In case the cabin is missing some things. 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
3906 Grandpa said we're going "back to basics". 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3907 It’s a vacation. I don’t want to have to reinvent anything. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
3908 And voila, the Paleo-vacay. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3909 Cream's Neanderthal? How bout "Balls of Fire" Teach! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3910 You're right. I should have been specific when I requested a "basic" travel kit. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3911 I already told you I was going paleo 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3912 We won't be needing that clothing, it's primal therapy. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3913 Sure, no liquids or gels more than 3.4 oz. but an open flame? Come on, Dick. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3914 I'd prefer a hotdog 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3915 I think it's cute how you can tell who wanted what on Gork and Denise's registry. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3916 And don't forget that internet thing I also invented. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3917 The Paleo diet has a tips for packing. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3918 So you know how I got such a great deal on the hotel? Well, turns out, there's no roof or toilet and we may have to fight off Harry Styles's fangirls with this stick. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3919 You pack your go-to bag, I'll pack mine. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3920 What are the guidelines for this 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3921 Summer camp is more primitive than you think. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3922 Wilma, have you been playing with my Flintstones again? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3923 I know we're only going for the weekend but... 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3924 I am rounding out my cuisine experience by cooking a light lunch. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3925 Once I cudgel this old flame of mine we can get rolling. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3926 You said it was a primitive hotel. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3927 Did you remember to pack the directions for the incantation? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3928 Darn, I just talked to Mom and she said Dad already discovered fire. Did you keep the receipt to the Caveman World gift shop so we can return it and get our money back? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3929 I’m not packing for where I want to go, I’m packing for when I want to go 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3930 Well i love the smell of backing in the morning 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3931 What do you mean I'm "basic." 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3932 Honey, this whole Ambience thing brings out the raw lust in me. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3933 My next invention will be the internet. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3934 You sure Johnny Hart will be attending the comic convention this year? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3935 The airline swapped my luggage again! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3936 Just stop. I don't criticize your Paleo diet. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3937 Can you PLEASE just store my comically oversized drumstick in your suitcase? Jeez! You know how hangry I get!” Jerry whined. Susan exhaled to herself. It was becoming clear this vacation would be their last together 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3938 My therapist said we should start from the beginning. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3939 Paleo is my life. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3940 It’s my paelo diet packed lunch. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3941 Why does your sister always make us stay in the garage? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3942 I'm a genius! I've invented the wheel and fire simultaneously! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3943 But where do I put the name tag? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3944 You never know what might spice things up in the tent! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3945 I'm working on some new inventions. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3946 I'm packing up our most helpful inventions of the modern era! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3947 Just in case there is a lockdown. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3948 I’m all set if you’re telling me to pack for primitive conditions” 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3949 Sorry, I thought you said we're going to Club Medieval! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3950 Didn't you notice the minus before our flight date? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3951 Just saying that thermal underwear may not qualify for living wild 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3952 You should know that this is a very primative spot for a vacation. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3953 If we're downsizing, I want to be as basic as possible. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3954 No WiFi? I'll get around to it. One invention at a time! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3955 My Paleontology homework. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3956 I’ve told you a thousand times - only pack the essentials. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3957 I told you, Priscilla, only the essentials! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3958 Do you have any spare room left in your suitcase? Wouldn't like to see my club left behind! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3959 We forgot writing. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3960 While you unpack I'll heat up the Weber for a Neanderthal-diet BBQ. Hope you like Pterodactyl leg, 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3961 We need Hot Wheels for our fast getaway! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3962 And the last thing I did while I was taking care of the kids by myself is discover "water." 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3963 I'm packing the travel survival kit that's worked well since Homo Erectus. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3964 Hon, did you remember to pack the time machine? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3965 I really think this could heat up our relationship. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3966 Do you think I'll need my cave paintings?"000000000000000000000000000000000..........0. "Hon, do you think we'll need the cave drawings?" 0000 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3967 Sweetie, I told you last night, Amazon Alexa will not fit in my carry-on now. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3968 “TSA allows necessities in a carry-on.” 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3969 Forget that stuff! On a Paleo trek you just pack the basics. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3970 I hope you remembered the bear skins…Caveman Land is very strict about their pack-it-in, pack-it-out policy. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3971 Sorry, I guess it’s hard to stay current when you refuse to get a smart phone. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3972 Honey, going back in time will be fun ... but I am packing a toothbrush. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3973 It’s my nostalgia kit. What do you think? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3974 jhklf 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3975 I figured if we are going to “go paleo,” we might as well go all the way! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3976 Be prepared; tonight we start from scratch!" 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3977 Don’t worry, we can still stay paleo. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3978 I know I have no packing skills, but I am a man who just created fire. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3979 For this trip, I just need the basics! 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3980 Their ad said to bring only the bare necessities. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3981 Here's my new "Let's Play Cave Man" kit!! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3982 I find it best to pack the basics. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3983 This time, I'm going with just the basics. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3984 This sports equipment is for the old timers game 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3985 You said we were going caving, didn't you? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3986 You know I'm still on that Paleo diet. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3987 My therapist said we need to simplify and get back to basics. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3988 You may think its a vacation but I gotta keep my nose to the grindstone. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3989 We are ready for a hard reboot. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3990 Mom said to only pack the essentials. Do you have room for my XBox in your suitcase? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3991 I just want to remember the great the things we accomplished, when we look back on Earth. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3992 It's just in case we get stranded in a desert island and need to start our own civilization 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3993 I Guess we will have to use the bathroom to do the washing 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3994 You're moving out just because I cook my cheerios in bed? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3995 I’m all in for the Caveman Diet 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3996 I’m calling it paleocurrency. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3997 Hey, you said just to pack the basics. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3998 Souvenirs of my spelunking adventure 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3999 I'm going to tell people at work that I made this stuff 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4000 You said we should return to our roots. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4001 It's either one of these or a billionaire-funded phallic rocket." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4002 My man cave is gonna be really something 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4003 The Motel 6 desk clerk wouldn't accept it, but on Yap island this is called 'Hot Money'." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4004 What do you mean what am I doing? I’m just casually making chicken in my room! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4005 Hey, you get back to nature your way, and I'll get back my way. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4006 We must tell the world 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4007 I’ve got all I need for my trip to Bedrock. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4008 Sticking to the paleo diet on our trip is going to be easier than I initially thought. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4009 This is way older than paleo. It's back to Prometheus. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4010 Listen, when I said bring something from your man-cave… 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4011 I believe in packing light. Just essentials. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4012 I'm packing the camp stove. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4013 Time to Travel? Oops, I thought you said time travel. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4014 Wait. Panama? I thought you said Pangaea. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4015 Oh...it's a time SHARE... 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4016 You don't think, in some crazy little scheme to turn a profit, samsonite made more than one black bag? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4017 It goes along with my Cro-Magnon diet! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4018 I could patent this combination indoor barbecue with wheel and meat tenderising cudgel and make millions 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4019 Trying to locate the closest Dunkin’ Donuts on our Garmin 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4020 Even Tesla started somewhere...! 1.1711 0.06037 76 68 3 5
4021 Glamping has me leaning into my inner hunter-gatherer. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4022 Just in case the world ends while we're here 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4023 We don't want to forget the basics. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4024 Oh, I'd thought it'd be nice to keep a reminder of where we came from. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4025 Look, you pack your way and I’ll pack my way for the Mothers of Invention cover band trip. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4026 Just bring the essentials,” he said 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4027 Well, the marriage counselor said we need to 'get back to basics' in our relationship. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4028 It's still packed from back when I was in my Neolithic period. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4029 Have you seen my flintknapper? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4030 I'm just bringing the basics. You? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4031 it didn't work in the 1850's why do you think it will now 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4032 It’s my homage to the ancestors! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4033 When you said to work on my alley oop, you meant basketball? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4034 Don't overdo it, dear. I'm just taking the basics 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4035 STEM 101. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4036 Hey, you're the one who told me I'm a total Neanderthal. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4037 Can you take some stuff out? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4038 This is the part where I tell you that I invented the internet. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4039 'Reinventing the World' is number six on my Bucket List. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4040 I need a room just for me. Any suggestions? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4041 Well, in case they don't have 4G there. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4042 Bud Light? I thought you said Luddite. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4043 You mentioned this was a quest to get back to our roots 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4044 I love Airbnpre-historics. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4045 I thought you said it was a pre-historic reenactment? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4046 Aren't we going to meet your parents on their turf? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4047 I'm taking these in case the rest of the world is wiped out, and we're left to start over. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4048 I’m taking these along … just in case 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4049 The most amazing thing is that I can pack this with my carry on 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4050 It's priceless. They say I never have to worry about breaking my New Year's resolution with my Portable Paleo. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4051 I told you they'd get through airport security these days. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4052 Do you think security will let me take this? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4053 Don't tell Mom that Dad also asked me to pack his portable man-cave. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4054 I just want to get back to the basics on this vacation. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4055 I'm gonna make a fortune in D.C. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4056 You said to pack the basics, right? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4057 Ayo check out my new mixtape 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4058 I promise you, there is no Tree of Knowledge in here! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4059 The guide said it helps with the back to basics experience. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
4060 When you tell your husband to pack for camping Husband: 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
4061 I thought we were going on a more primitive vacation. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4062 Sure, it's nice for a BnB, but I didn't expect it to be so basic. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4063 I’m channeling my inner Neanderthal. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4064 That getting-back-to-our-roots trip opened my eyes to a simpler life. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4065 Just in case the cafeteria at Dino Land WV is closed when we get there 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4066 I won a blue ribbon at the science fair for my "originality in proving that global warming is manmade. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4067 I just want to be prepared for global warming. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4068 This year I’m only taking the basics! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4069 Our relationship has stopped evolving so I decided to be a little more inventive in bed. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4070 I'm sure TSA will consider this a viable hobby. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4071 I'm packing my paleo diet kit. I don't want to look bloated on the beach. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4072 Fire, the wheel, club, and a Hibachi,I'm a shoo-in for a MacArthur Genius Award! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4073 What I’m saying is: focus on bringing basics 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4074 Isn’t this how you play Going on a Camping Trip? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4075 We wouldn't have to move out if we hadn't sampled those damn apples. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4076 Pack my T-Rex costume. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4077 Just taking the necessities. There is a new world out there. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4078 In this role play your ponytail is more of a handlebar. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4079 So, should we take our early inventions on this trip? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4080 You said this trip will be like "the good old days" 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4081 Since we can't find an exterminator, I decided to train them for the circus instead. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4082 h Have you seen my Palm Pilot 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4083 I thought you said I should pack only the essentials. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4084 I'm really thinking we should bring just the bare essentials. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4085 Don’t leave, I’m just warming up. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4086 Surprised?? Well just call it a weakness.. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4087 Your profile said you liked a caveman in the bedroom. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4088 What? I am manly in 2022. We exist. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4089 I'm just packing a few basic essentials. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4090 What if we lose power where we are staying? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4091 I promise. I WILL kill him and then we can eat. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4092 The clubbing is going to be lit. You're going to have to roll me out of there. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4093 Stone Age is the new New Age! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4094 I brought everything we need to keep on paleo while on vacation! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4095 Turns out Camp Stoner isn't about being stoned all summer. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4096 Forget the kitchen sink .... They don't have running water there either 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4097 Just in case they don't have room service. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4098 I hope this trip will be a new beginning. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4099 We’re glamping? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4100 Darn it, I accidentally grabbed my bug out bag. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4101 I just brought the basics. Yeah, I know. Not very inventive of me. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4102 Last trip, I way over-packed; this time, only the basics. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4103 At the rate civilization is falling, you're going to be glad I packed the essentials. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4104 Catherine, I had told you not to reinvent the wheel when you booked our cruise. See what happens?! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4105 I got it at an automotive antique store. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4106 Oh come on, you said only pack the basics… 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4107 You can scoff, but I read online where this is a surefire way to kill bedbugs. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4108 I'm telling you, darling - you'll absolutely love Paris 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
4109 The website said charming with central heating 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4110 Any ideas on packing my summer anthropology project? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4111 Honey, can I just practice dragging you around the house by your hair? 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
4112 When we're stranded on the beach and eating the other crash survivors, you'll thank me. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4113 I'm practicing my presentation of prehistoric man project. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4114 This club is for my woman. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4115 I'm just packing some basics. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4116 Did you happen to pack an umbrella? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4117 Have you seen my hyena fur onesie? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4118 I just want to make sure we don't run out of options. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4119 All we’re missing is some sliced bread. 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
4120 Everything we need for our pop-up food truck! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4121 Ok you said, " it's CLUB Med so Pack LIGHT and don't reinvent the WHEEL" ! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4122 We can go clubbing, camping and log rolling without ever leaving the room ... and still catch the game on TV. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4123 I think the wheel is OK, but will they let take fire on the plane? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
4124 Science? What’s that? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4125 You said it was back to the basics retreat! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4126 If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4127 You said to just pack the most important things 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4128 There you go. Remember rent is due by the 1st. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4129 This hotel room with a kitchenette is great 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4130 I'm hoping to make a portmanteau invention. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4131 Returning to my MAGA parents. You? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4132 I'm taking it so I can keep up with my paleo diet. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4133 I told you I was just packing the basics. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
4134 I brought this just in case they don’t have a microwave. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4135 I don’t travel without my paleo diet. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4136 Rotisserie: check: Drumstick: check. Prepped for departure: in progress. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4137 I'm never sure how prepared I need to be. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4138 The Jordan Peterson Travel Kit has only the things I REALLY need. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4139 I’m just packing the basics. Have you seen my Acheulean Handaxe? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4140 Hey honey, the invitation said "Bring your own camping essentials" not "Travel back to the stone ages". 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4141 Plus, the way I'm going to dress, there won't be any taking shoes off in the security line. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4142 And while we’re camping, we’ll do the Paleo Diet. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4143 This year I'm going strictly Paleo. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4144 But do I really need the club? I’m trying to stick with just the basics. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4145 honey , make space this is an essential. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4146 Shoot! I forgot my allergy medicine. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4147 Maybe this Paleo thing has gone far enough. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4148 What, like you never reinvented the wheel? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4149 Wonderful machine. a turkey leg in 5 seconds . 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4150 House warming starts from here. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4151 You pack the clothing and bathroom supplies, I've got the human toolkit covered. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4152 I know you think I'm a Neanderthal, that's very funny. Can I pack for vacation now? 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4153 Sorry. I just don't trust resorts. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4154 But darling, we're saving money by cutting out dinners. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4155 I'm going to party like its 1999 ,B.C 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4156 First dibs on the bidet. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4157 Since we're going to be in the wild I prefer going back to basics. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4158 Stop stressing, I have TSA PreCheck. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4159 Oh, Bed and....I thought you said we should pack for an armageddon breakfast. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4160 Packed the Bare Necesities. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4161 But where are we going to fit the mammoth? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4162 In case it's a Cast Away situation I'm bringing just the basics. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4163 Oh, I thought you said this would be a "back to basics" vacation. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4164 Look at this great vintage survival kit I got on Amazon! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4165 Have you seen my travel sized shaving cream? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4166 What? You told me to just bring the essentials. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4167 Do you think this will fit in my carry on? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4168 Is this the toothbrush? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4169 Does the Stoneage Camping Kit include cellphones? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4170 Il's called paleo camping. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4171 No problem. I can put these in the overhead and this under the seat. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4172 Help! I have the fire, I have the wheel, but I can’t find the pizza dough. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4173 What? They said to pack essentials. Your lineage isn't Neanderthal! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
4174 I wanted to bring a book but reading wasn’t invented when I packed. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4175 This is one serious paleo weekend we signed up for. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4176 I’m smoking out the neighbors, so we don’t have to listen to ol Rufus over there no more. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4177 I feel very grounded now. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
4178 Hang on a sec, what Age are we in again? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4179 Who says you can't stick to a paleo diet on vacation? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4180 I thought we were booking with AirBCE. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4181 I know, my mom always says I pack like a Neanderthal 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4182 Remember, we said the point of the trip was to get away from the rush of modern life. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4183 I hear the accommodations are pretty primitive where we are going. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4184 It's like doing the keto diet, but for your home. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4185 I am not sure this place has modern facilities 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4186 Because you said your parents love in the south. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4187 I think my packing is very inventive. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4188 Maybe he has lied to me saying that he read Simone de Beauvoir 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4189 Remember the guide for our trip said absolutely no toiletries allowed Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4190 I might need that my t shirt is on fire. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4191 I thought that we were taking this trip to get back to our roots! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4192 Just pack the essentials, you said. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4193 I thought I'd take home from our tour of prehistoric sites some mementos from the 'Dawn of Civilization' giftshop. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4194 If the Lascaux Caves are on the itinerary, we'd better bring the finger paints 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4195 Fortunately, I packed the bare necessities. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4196 Don't leave me now; I invented hot wheels. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4197 I thought that we would continue the paleo diet while we were on our trip. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4198 Don't worry honey, the flight attendants won't mind. I'll make sure to wear my maslk. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4199 It’s just a few toys for some adult fun. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4200 OK I may not have discovered fire or invented the wheel, but clearly my branding hs made all the difference 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4201 Well, you to Old me just to pack tge basics! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4202 Fork next? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4203 I’m not sure if I’m doing this right. All my friends said that when I get to University, I needed to learn how to bang, but first I had to get a photo that looked like a big wheel on tinder. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4204 I invented the wheel and then fire, I'm up for consideration for the Nobel! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4205 …and we’ll hunt for food when we get there. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4206 You sure the coach of the caveman team can get me into USC? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4207 It's my survival pack; want to make sure it works. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4208 Remember that guy on the plane who looked like a Neanderthal? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4209 Nothing's gonna spoil this vacation, not even a time warp that leaves us stranded in the past. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4210 The Air BNB description said there isn’t a flush toilet. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4211 I can't believe I forgot my leopard skin lion cloth. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4212 How old are your really? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4213 Today I’ll do the laundry 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4214 A vacation is no excuse for going off the Paleo diet. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4215 Honey, I don’t think any other wives are coming on the man cave trip. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4216 What? Hot Wheels aren't a "thing" in your family? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4217 I thought you said the campground lacked amenities 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4218 I can’t leave until I’m in Ketosis. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4219 I've been watching Yellowjackets...it's good to pack the basics. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4220 Hey, you can't go wrong with the basics-I saw it on YouTube. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4221 Dad said we were going to see some cavemen - or was it caves, man? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4222 A new start you wanted and a new beginning it shall be. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4223 Don't worry... it's just part of the Keto diet. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4224 You have your hope chest, I have mine. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4225 It's only our first date, can we play a different game to see if we are made for one another? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4226 Depends on whether you're wrong and think ''bare necessities'' is prone to semantic change. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4227 I miss the old days 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4228 I hope they serve bugs on the flight! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4229 Would you have room for my Clovis Point? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4230 Look I haven’t evolved to your level of Maria Kondo excellence in packing…baby steps darling! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4231 I just can't decide whether we should take a road trip, go camping or clubbing. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4232 David, don't you think you're taking your "back to basics" theme for 2022 a little too far? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4233 Honey, you know I love your family but please remind your mom about my trouble with lactose. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4234 Do airlines still charge extra for heavy bags? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4235 Don't forget to pack my loincloth. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4236 I’m excited about our first Paleo vacation. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4237 Remember -- just pack the Essentials 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4238 The spelunking trip was amazing! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4239 Do you think our rental will have an axel? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4240 Camping with Jack can sometimes be rustic. I want to be prepared. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4241 It's all part of a lifestyle extension of the paleo diet. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4242 I'm staring my Paleo diet today. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4243 The Neolithic Camping Channel gave it five stars." 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4244 I’m getting “fired” up to have a “wheel” good night at the “club”.” And it look like you’re… leaving me. Cool. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4245 Did you remember the marshmallows? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4246 While you're gone, I'll go play with my new sex toy in my Man Cave. Just like a real Cave Man. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4247 These souvenirs will make my man-cave more authentic. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4248 I'm just packing the essentials for our Space flight 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4249 I heard about it on Rogan. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4250 They told me it was time to send me to survival camp. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4251 I, for one, love the melting ice caps! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4252 It's a primitive survival kit. Why? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4253 Your mom is coming to visit…better be prepared!!! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4254 I’m still eating paleo so I’m testing out my camping gear. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4255 Introducing the new and improved generation Z versions. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4256 A iron milady, for your chainmail 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4257 I sometimes think he is taking the Paleo diet too far 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4258 I read an article on facebook that says that these are the top 5 things recommended by the CDC to pack on vacation to protect us from the Delta variant 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4259 You did say to just pack the essentials. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4260 You'll have to pack my clothes in your bag. I've got our souvenirs from the caverns tour. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4261 You said to only pack what we need to survive. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4262 Stacey decided it was time to leave when her husband started to convert the bedroom into yet another man cave. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4263 See, its all about eating as our nomadic ancestors... 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4264 Where can I pack the internet? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4265 You know visiting your brother is like practicing for an apocalypse. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4266 When you travel, you just can't count on finding the things you depend on. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4267 No, I didn't ask if they have wi-fi." 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4268 But the brochure said it would take us back to a simpler time. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4269 You did say the Paleolithic Inn? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4270 They told us to pack light,but I’m pretty sure they already have it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4271 It’s not the end of world, Lonnie. Who says we can’t have a nice luau right here on West 21st Street! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4272 If we are going to a brave new world, I need a bigger suitcase. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4273 Thanks honey,, but I'm just packing the basics. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4274 Hey hon, have you seen my printing press? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4275 You go by yourself. I'm still waiting for a call from the patent office. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4276 I can’t wait to impress all the kids at 4th Century B.C. Camp! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4277 I always like to be prepared? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4278 But Mom, You're the one that said, "just pack the basics" 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4279 Just packing for the post-apocalypse, honey 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4280 I call it concealed firepower. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4281 U never know. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4282 You learn how to save once you have lived in a cave. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4283 I'm only taking the very basic essentials. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4284 Asteroid smashteroid! If we’re going to Mars to save mankind, I wanna’ bring along the basic tools to develop civilization. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4285 Doesn't it smell as though something is burning? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4286 Are you sure you want Mayo with that? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4287 So "going back to your roots" meant coming to your parents' place? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4288 I only packed the bear essentials what we men first discovered and needed for survival! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4289 Can you pack the sunscreen? I don’t have room. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4290 What? My Diners Club will be handy! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4291 I found this recipe on the History channel. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4292 Visiting my parents' house is like going back in time. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4293 Perhaps we should pack animal skins instead of the usual cotton-based products. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4294 Why would you order food when I'm ready to cook for you? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4295 You said your parents lived way off the grid 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4296 Cavewoman dear, I only need the essentials. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4297 Be patient, everything is fire-proof. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4298 I'm sticking with my Paleo diet, even on vacation. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4299 The WiFi’s a little spotty down there. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4300 We'll need these in the wilderness. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4301 I want to be sure we're prepared 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4302 What's this? I thought you were going to pack earth, air, fire and water. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4303 This is traveling light 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4304 What? There's no point going to invention school just to reinvent it! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4305 I never unpacked after our last vacation before Covid hit. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4306 Should I pack anything more dangerous? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4307 Do you think your parents will join us? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4308 Are you sure that you want a caveman cosplay honeymoon? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4309 You're leaving me just because I light a little tribute fire to the Stonehedge doughnut? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4310 If it doesn’t work that’s on us 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4311 Just go with it. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4312 Well,what would YOU pack to go to Camp Pleistocene? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4313 There's a lot to unpack here. #MyNewYorkerCaption 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4314 modern travel is trying to reinvent the wheel 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4315 Why didn’t you pack this stuff? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4316 You're right. We need to roll around more. I'll take charge. I'll light your fire. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4317 I'm seeing this as the ultimate breakfast in bed. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4318 It's our emergency kit; with the way things are going, we might find ourselves at year one! Oh, and don't forget to pack my Birkenstocks. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4319 For Mom's gift idea, I decided to just stick to the necessities. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4320 I just don't understand why the Sharks wouldn't invest in us. I mean, look at our presentation --mankind's greatest inventions in a bag! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4321 I know this is a destination wedding but they asked us to only bring the essentials. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4322 It’s a honeymoon surprise—with a bit of fire the hole expands and I can ram this through. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4323 Yes, Karen! If I can manage to stump every one of the New Yorker’s cartoon caption contestants, our vacation will be paid for! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4324 With this latest political cultural shift, it's inevitable that we'll be going back to these. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4325 That guy at the re-inventors convention gave me a deal on the patents for the bundle of three. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4326 You said just pack the bare essentials! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4327 Do you think TSA will flag my bag? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4328 Yes, I checked the TSA guidelines! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4329 Maybe I am kinda like a Neanderthal when it comes to vacation. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4330 You distinctly told me to just pack the necessities. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4331 Care for raclette, dear? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4332 I'm glad we saved these appliances during the pandemic. They're still useful. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4333 ''Needed to borrow Mary's. Don't worry, she will return around February 2019" 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4334 I've learned to pack only the basic essentials. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4335 I thought it was radio. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4336 I invented fire and the wheel. Do you think George Forman can help me monetize this? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4337 Sorry, but I’ve had enough of your mother’s cooking. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4338 Don't overpack! I'm just bringing the basics. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4339 Honey, don't forget to pack the inflatable mammoth. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4340 I'm just following the Paleo diet rules. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4341 'With these new futurist tool--who know what possibilities lie ahead!" 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4342 Do you think that I'll be allowed to take this as carry-on luggage? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4343 Fire and wheel, what's next? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4344 I almost forgot -- last time we stayed at Grandma's she wanted to see my cave paintings, too. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4345 Hot, inventive, and . . . what was that other thing you wanted? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4346 Well you said your parent’s house doesn’t have modern technology but I wasn’t sure how far back we needed to go. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4347 Ralph, I'm leaving if you don't quit this enhanced version of the paleo diet. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4348 I’m going to prepare us a special meal that’s been passed down in my family for generations. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4349 My bad, I grabbed the wrong suitcase in the baggage carousel. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4350 I have to say, I'm really taken with the Paleo lifestyle. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4351 I forgot my shells so we'll have to hope they take credit." 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4352 'because "time twisting worm holes" are a thing, now' 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4353 Just in case we have to quarantine and are stranded there.. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4354 Ok, I remembered to pack the first weapon, the wheel and fire. Did you remember the marital aids? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4355 Do you have room for the inclined plane? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4356 If we’re going caving, I’m going native. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4357 Just in case we end up having to start over. I have a copy of the Constitution in here too. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4358 This way won't have to eat the airline food! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4359 I'm going back in time for spring break. I'm hoping it will be a life changing event!" 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4360 Yeah? It's CaveManCon we're going to! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4361 Why look for a B&B when we can create our own home variety? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4362 And you’ve got our laptop? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4363 This seems a bit excessive even for a survival camp! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4364 What? I’m just packing the necessities! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4365 I've been watching a lot of survival shows." 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4366 How about a snack while we unpack ? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4367 They said we'll just need the basics. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4368 Can a caveman fly first class, or does he have to fly coach? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4369 I feel like we're making progress in our relationship. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
4370 You've got to at least pack the basics. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4371 You pack what you need to survive, I'll pack what I need. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4372 They said to bring what we need. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4373 It’s a short trip. Only pack the essentials. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4374 You know the suburbs make me nervous. What’s the harm in arriving prepared? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4375 Remember, we're packing for the apocalypse. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4376 Hey - remember that Neanderthal at the luggage carousel? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4377 I got it on eBay so I won’t feel like I have a right to complain if… you know… 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4378 Haven't you heard? Old inventions and discoveries are in again! 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4379 don't you want to know whether the case is fire proof, if it's fire-proof we will tell it to our friends, if its not we tell it in consumer-court. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4380 On this trip I hope to find the source of my despair. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4381 I should be a smash at CES this year. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4382 This Neanderthal starter kit is a lot to unpack. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4383 I don’t need a lot of things. I just pack the basic necessities 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4384 I'm just packing the basics. Nothing too modern. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4385 You just worry about your 4oz shampoo and I’ll worry about getting a campfire past TSA. Caveman-fest is gonna rock this year!” 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4386 I’m returning to the good old old old days. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4387 Tommy, when it comes to packing you are such a Neanderthal. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4388 Oh, I get the symbolism of Mammoth Cave, but why can't we just once have the Barney Rubbles convention in Vegas? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4389 They advised to only pack essentials. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4390 This caveman camping kit should give us the experience we’ve been searching for 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4391 Did you call the saber-sitter? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4392 Vacations & paleo diets may not mix 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4393 You know, the Yelp reviews say it’s pretty primitive there. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4394 Honey, I thought we agreed we are only packing essentials. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4395 Did you remember the wooly mammoth? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4396 I'm packing for the apocalypse. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4397 This is what I do in my man cage. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4398 I just really need to bring this so I can stick to my paleo diet while we are away. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4399 I heard that camping is very primitive. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4400 Honey, I can’t find my adze in our luggage, are you sure that you packed it? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4401 Well, if we're being honest, I think *you're* the one who's unprepared. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4402 This month's kit is "Get to know the Neanderthals." 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4403 I'm just gonna pack the basics. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4404 Yes it's cold, but, that doesn't mean you have to leave. My new portable heater is going to make us a fortune. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4405 It's good to pack a basic tool kit 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
4406 This will just warm up the B and B for the night 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4407 And now we have cryptocurrency. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4408 So....Where does my man cave go? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4409 Remember, I booked that time machine trip through Airbnb. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4410 I guess men don't always wear the pants in a relationship. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4411 Don’t worry, if the place burns down, I know a guy at GEICO. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4412 Paleo diet. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4413 the new core curriculum stresses back to basics 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4414 Well it's not like TSA is going to allow it in a carry-on. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4415 I just like to have the simple comforts whenever I travel. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4416 C'mon ... the brochure said, "Pack for back to your roots adventure!" 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4417 Don't forget the aspirin! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4418 You pack your go-bag, and I'll pack mine. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4419 My goal during our honeymoon is to establish my status in our relationship. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4420 This trip will not postpone me from going paleo. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4421 For some of us, paleo is more than just a diet. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4422 I can't wait to start our 'eat what you kill' vacation. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4423 Look, Megan, I've made an impressionist sculpture of your ass hole! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4424 I decided to bring L.L. Bean's Neolithic Adventure organizer. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4425 Check out my new man cave for minimalists. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4426 Saving the language for Weber...<- 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4427 Don't worry, there's enough ayahuasca to take care of TSA and the flight crew. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4428 They call it Paleo Packing. It’s supposed to be very scientific. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4429 Minimalist explains how cave man essentials sparks joy during hotel quarantine 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4430 Do you think the fire will go out at 43,000 feet? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4431 Well your parents did say you married me for my ease of simple assimilation. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4432 It's hard to pack for the Caveman Convention. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4433 Do you know if masks are required? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4434 The travel brochure said to come and enjoy our white sand beaches and reinvent yourself. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4435 I'm preparing for a full restart after the coming catastrophe. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4436 I wouldn't need it if my in-laws weren't Neanderthals. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4437 I'm happy to pack the toiletries, but we'll have to check my bag. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4438 This should qualify as carry-on luggage. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4439 Which came first, fire or the wheel? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4440 You can leave if you want to but believe me you will come back when you see my preparations for the armageddon come true 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4441 When they say, "bed 'n breakfast", they really mean it! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4442 TSA won't give me any problems, since most of them are on the Paleo Diet too. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4443 I thought you said a MAN cave! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4444 Well that was sure some trip down Memory Lane. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4445 So I have my souvenirs of our trip and you have yours. That's cool! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4446 It's the end of times survivor's kit." 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4447 Camping is all about getting back to the basics. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4448 "Pack and fold fool." I thought you said, "Pack for old school." 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4449 What? I thought we were just packing the basics. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4450 Me? I'm just packing the basics. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4451 Isn't it part of the Paleo Diet? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
4452 If these "Back to Basics" Boot Camps are really into the minimalism, then why on Earth are they charging us $675 for the "Starter Kit"!!!??? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4453 Well , you never want to be stranded in a strange place in need of the essentials. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4454 Some like it hot and some don't 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4455 These are for my appointment with the Patent Office! 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
4456 I’ve really gotten into Paleo 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4457 Oh no! I forgot to bring my printing press! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4458 Where is the dog?? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4459 I thought that you said that we were roughing it! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4460 The fellas at my inventors club are going to be blown away. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4461 Outdoor adventures bring out the wild in this child. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4462 "I'll be good to go if I can find some sliced bread." 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4463 You said we're going clubbing! I need to warm up first! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4464 What--You WERE raving about the luau! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4465 I think the mummy's curse attached to me on our trip. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4466 I'm borrowing my uncle Zog's luggage. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4467 Did you pack the finger-paint? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4468 This week, we're going back to our roots. Like, way back! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4469 Never heard of “Man Cave in a Suitcase”? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4470 Are you kidding!?! Those will never fly!! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
4471 I don't want to reinvent the wheel 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4472 Credit card camping 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4473 You told me to pack the basic essentials. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4474 What would you bring to the caveman expo? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4475 Just want to be prepared when your father explains yet again how it all began” 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4476 When we chose to go glamping we agreed, you handle the glamour, I handle the camping. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4477 IT'S MY NEW GRILLE 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4478 I hope you brought your fur teddy. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4479 It's supposed to bring out my primal side in the bedroom. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4480 I packed only the necessities. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4481 You said your parents are living in the Stone Age... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4482 I think we should rough it and just take the basics. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4483 a16z told me if I could also invent the exit strategy I am in! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4484 I take only the essentials as passed down by generations before me. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4485 Let's pretend it's March 2020 and we just heard that there is going to be a country-wide lockdown! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4486 I don't know why hun, it just feels right to go back to basics 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4487 I promise not to drag you into the cave by your hair even though it will make the weekend less authentic 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4488 The brochure said "back to basics." 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4489 Remember pre-COVID travel? This will be like that, kinda. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4490 I’m gonna try to fuck a caveman! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4491 There's a new store downtown that sells caveman equipment. I'm gonna go to the park and club some animals and maybe some people, wanna come with me? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4492 My guys back home want me to bring back proof that we went back in time on our vacation. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4493 You’re making a big mistake - going to caveman summer camp looks is the kind of thing top colleges look for nowadays. Have fun on your medical mission. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4494 Babe, i'm tryna get some neanderthussy 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4495 Glamping is out of the question! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4496 Welcome to Science Camp. The ‘volcano’ is so last year. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4497 Yabba dabba doo! Fred Flintstone must have my suitcase. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4498 Dad said, we'll be roughing it, just like the ancients, when we camp out. Just practising. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4499 Do you remember where we picked this up? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4500 Just the essentials in case we get stuck at the airport. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4501 Yeah, Sure. The Hotel's free transportation package comes with a heater, but what about an A/C? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4502 I forget, do we eat this or hit each other with it. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4503 You to said pack the basics 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4504 It's my do-it-yourself Neanderthal Experience Kit 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4505 Good to be back home - where we can do as we please in the bedroom. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4506 It's my new caveman outfit 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4507 What do you mean by 'savior complex'? 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
4508 Basic needs for our get-away vacation, ready to go! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4509 Whenever we travel somewhere new, I like to bring them the gifts of our great nation. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4510 I read it can give a spark to our love life. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4511 You sure you're not packing too much for paleo camp? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4512 But you said this vacation will allow our relationship to get back to basics. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4513 I’ve decided to pack light—just the essentials. By the way, do you have room for my phone charger? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4514 Been doing paleo for weeks and still no results. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4515 This should look great on my college applications. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4516 I get you think your family back home is from the Stone Age, but the club takes it too far. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4517 I think that I got Fred Edistone's bag by mistake. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4518 Essentials. They said “Just bring the essentials.” 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4519 Thanks to Amazon, I’m ready to get back to nature with my new NFT, new fire toy. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4520 I figure Johnny Cash, June, must have meant something by Ring of Fire. I too doubt it was this, but we're here to explore. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4521 I love these voyages of discovery. Save room for the printing press. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4522 Since we are fleeing this latest disaster and restarting civilization, I’m packing just the basics. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4523 Just saying nothing beats the old way experience. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4524 What have you invented? Nothing,that's what. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4525 Sweetheart. Tonight’s karaoke foreplay is Bob Dylan’s “This wheels on fire” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4526 If this doesn't work, I may need to melt your sweater? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4527 I'll pick up anything else once we're there. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4528 Now that we're alone, I have to say, I don't think Epstein killed himself. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4529 They said it was primitive camping. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4530 Yeah . . we are goin' on vacation. But ya' never know what's gonna happen . . . . . I wanna be prepared! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4531 I got this in Michigan . . I prefer my food cooked. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4532 Who says that time travel has to be boring? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4533 What? You said to pack “The Essentials.” 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4534 You said to pack the basics, so I'm packing the basics. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4535 I don't want to have to reinvent the wheel during the apocalypse. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4536 Didn't you say to pack only the basics? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4537 It was a real “back to basics” trip for me. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4538 I'm telling you, these are gonna be huge..... you'll be begging me to come back... 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4539 These oughta spiff up the man-cave. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4540 There's nothing like a vacation to stoke the creative fires 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4541 Fire in the hole bam bam I hate my cartoon life... 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4542 Don’t overpack - we’re only going for the weekend. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4543 Just a couple of things from the man cave. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4544 Me pack real good. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4545 It's the survival of the fittest. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4546 These are the essentials dear. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4547 What do you want me to invent next? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4548 I’m only taking a few essentials. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4549 This year I'm going to Caveman World. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4550 I've distilled the essentials into the primitives. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4551 When we get to the Patent Office, which one should I show first? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4552 I’m a practical packer. Since I’ve never been camping before, I just packed what made sense. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
4553 The toiletries bag just won’t fit. I have the evolution of man here. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4554 Now remember, no discussion of history at this conference. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4555 Wait until I show up at the Ur family reunion with our ancestral legacies. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4556 If we're going to commit to the Paleo diet, let's go all the way. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4557 It's my Paleo Diet barbecue grill...and it comes with accessories. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
4558 I'm a stickler for a hot night in bed. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4559 Just in case we need to rebuild civilization while we 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4560 Honey, I know you said this would be a quaint B&B, but prehistoric amenities are not what I expected. And what is the stone wheel for? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4561 I'm going for a hole in one, but I'm not that hot at golf. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4562 I heard air travel is backwards these days. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4563 Brevity of Civilization 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4564 Well, You said " I Need to get Away from Everything" 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4565 Fire and brimstone. It's from your father. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4566 New game for the kids for while you're gone. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4567 We are starting with the basics. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4568 Make sure they know I'm on the paleo diet. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4569 Our camp said: only bring the basics. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4570 See,we can go camping right here! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4571 I’m really trying to get back to basics this weekend. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4572 I found this chemistry set in a cave 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4573 Gee Wilma,I cant wait till tomorrow for this Flintstone convention! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4574 They said that it is the latest sex toy 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4575 Well actually, this is the real way to Paleo diet. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4576 We will simply need to explain to the TSA that I am an inventor 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4577 I thought you said we were going on a nature trip! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4578 "It’s an ‘adventure’ cruise; I think I know what we’ll need." 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4579 Ugh! Don't need. Paleo Camp. Loin cloth. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4580 I like to stick with the basics. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4581 You don't listen: I said I was keeping it simple! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4582 I distract mom with the dangerous stuff while you sneak by 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4583 No, naked and afraid only lets you take one thing with you- I was thinking more about Quest for Fire- you never know! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4584 Ok, you pack the fun bag, and I’ll pack the essentials. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4585 Really? No caption possible. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4586 “You up for a little B&B tailgating turkey leg spanking?” 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4587 I didn’t want to abandon my paleo diet while we are away 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4588 I’m bringing the written word in my carryon. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4589 You said to “pack the basics”. I did my research and…voila. Plus, I’m early, man. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4590 Ugg, one more thing. . . Woman, make my dinner! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4591 This’ll be fun here at The Neanderthal inn! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4592 But honey. It will be just like that trip we took 4,000 years ago. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4593 I thought you said we should go full paleo on this vacation! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4594 Do you think there’s a market on Etsy for this? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4595 I'm packing for all eras! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4596 Al Gore just nosed me out when we invented these. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4597 It's an atavistic bed warmer. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4598 Listen, I'm taking this Paleo diet seriously. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4599 And you didn’t think I could survive two weeks without my IPad. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4600 Don't mind me,just packing up my caveman playset from when I was seven. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4601 I’m really just ready to get back to my roots, you know? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4602 Honey,what a great idea to go camping this vacation. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4603 Not to sound pretentious, but the boy scouts are much more intense than the cookie brigade." 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4604 They said it was a Lost-themed retreat. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4605 On this camping trip, I purchased an early caveman kit to try out. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4606 I'll bring the first words, you bring the loincloths. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4607 You’ve missed the whole point: the wheel goes outside the suitcase, on the bottom! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4608 This time,I swear,just packing the basics! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4609 Did you check 'Paleo diet' when you made the reservation? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4610 It’s a travel pop up grill, honey. We’ll save money and stay safe while on vacation! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4611 This is going to be a primitive camp site, right? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4612 It says it came with our Geico policy. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4613 Remember, I asked you to only pack the basic needs 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4614 Another late delivery... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4615 Ever since I started that Paleo diet, I've had this urge. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4616 Didn’t you tell me to just pack the basics. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4617 I only brought the essentials. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4618 Oh! You said we're visiting Washington D.c. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4619 This place is so rustic you’ll feel like you were transported back in time! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4620 Since starting our paleo diet I've rethought the essentials of our trip 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4621 The doctor said not to stop the Paleo diet. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4622 If we're really leaving to 'start over', I'm bringing only what I know to be essential" 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4623 FEMA said to pack the real essentials”. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4624 Four walks a day,unlimited treats,and he sleeps in the bed 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4625 I just really wanted to bring a piece of cave-core into my daily routine. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4626 Its theme Apocalypse at this year's science fair. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4627 My family lives in small town America, not the Stone Age. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4628 What are you doing?" "You said to pack only the basic necessities needed to live; a fire to cook, a wheel to get around, and a club to kill." "Kill what?" "The Florida Man, of course! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4629 I just though while "we're cookin'" we could add a little Paleo in the mix! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4630 I thought we reserved a non-smoking room. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4631 How was I supposed to know it was a hotel? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4632 Baby, they said just the essentials. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4633 Something about the Stone Ages despite the fact that we're using modern technology to reach our intended destination! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4634 Hungry? Most people melt their wheel of raclette outside. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4635 We have to be ready for anything if Biden becomes president 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4636 Okay so, when get there my name is Krur and yours is Riarv. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4637 Look, I just invented fire, the wheel and king-sized drumsticks! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4638 We'll play my new game of "club the fire" on the beach. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4639 Fixing our flat tire. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4640 Laugh now, but if civilization has a catastrophic failure, I’ll survive. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4641 Well there's the deposit up in flames. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4642 I am *so* ready to let down my hair. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4643 Oh,Ginny says Mike isn’t going to bring his wheel this year. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4644 What are you taking to the Hamptons? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4645 This is not the time to be a quitter. After fire, the wheel, we are now just about to invent AI. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4646 Wilderness camp, schmilderness camp! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4647 The brochure describes this vacation as “getting back to basics”. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4648 Duh Steph, I know, it's not a carry-on; I am going to check it. I think we might be OK without these on the flight. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4649 You did say your folks were anti-vaxxers? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4650 I just thought this trip was a way for us to go back to the beginning. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4651 Since I don't like taking all of civilization with me, I just pack light. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4652 I told you. I want to camp,like prehistoric people. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4653 As I said, I just packed the basics. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4654 No "glamping" for me! I'll be here roughing it in my Man Cave. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4655 Hard to know what to pack when the brochure says 'primitive' . 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4656 If we're going to do a paleo diet, we have to go all in. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4657 There are really only a few fundamentals you need when you travel. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4658 My parents packed me a Paleo lunch! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4659 My baggage doesn't include clothing, yet. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4660 look, we're going to the Oregon Caves, aren't we? You pack what you want, and I'll pack what I want, OK? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4661 Suddenly I wish I had packed more than "the basics." 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4662 I can’t believe it, I brought Adam’s Paleolithic school project by mistake. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4663 Don't go yet! I'm still inventing our wheel. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4664 Did you remember to pack the Brontosaurus steaks? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4665 Packing a suitcase for a trip to my man cave is like using a teapot as a growler. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4666 We're ahead of the coming disaster, I learned how to make fire, and have my club handy. Just pack my loin cloth and your animal skins. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4667 It's 'Back to Basics' day at Science Camp. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4668 We'll need these tools when Biden's economic policies send us back to the Stone Age. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4669 But you said to just pack the essentials. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4670 What? You said you were cold last night! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4671 I still need to domesticate something. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4672 Well you did say pack only the essentials. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4673 I only had room for the essentials. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4674 Okay, I get it- I'm a little old fashion. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4675 I missed the paleo diet craze... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4676 They said to prepare for a "gay old time". 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4677 Do you mind if I reinvent the nap first? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4678 We're only allowed 55lbs, so I'm just bringing the basics. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4679 Did you remember to pack the BBQ sauce? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4680 The drumstick is done and the marrow is cooked...what's the problem? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4681 I heard the hotel has no WiFi so I brought this stuff 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4682 I will put the snacks in my luggage 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4683 Louise, I think it's great that we're getting back to basics on this vacation! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4684 I'm packing a few early Pleistocene bedroom toys. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4685 Early evolution of travel gear" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4686 I just realized that nobody as submitted patent applications yet! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4687 Fine, you're a real man. Gawd! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4688 I promise we're not going somewhere we'll need to use these. But better safe than sorry, right? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4689 It's a neolithic getaway. We'll fit right if we stitch together hides when we get there. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4690 Well, now that you're leaving me, I have to learn from the beginning how things got done in the house. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4691 I told you to only pack essentials! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4692 If the blizzard jams up the Interstate on our way there, we will need all the essentials. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4693 Well you said to pack primitive 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4694 Came back so rested from vacation . Reinvented the wheel now working on fire and weapons. Love it! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4695 Have you seen my onion chopping goggles? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4696 Because these are he basics is we have to start over. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4697 Gosh, I forgot to unpack after my time travel trip to 10,000 BC. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4698 I'm not packing my laptop. I prefer a free-wheeling weekend. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4699 I've over packed for our primitive spa weekend. Yes, and you've put the cart before the horse...again! 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4700 You can thaw a man out of ice, but u cant take the caveman out of him 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4701 I keep forgetting, will these go through TSA or should I check them? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4702 It’s been a while since we’ve gone on vacation. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4703 You always have to pack the essentials. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4704 Sexy night is off. A conservative might have ended up with my underwear 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4705 Why the luggage? This is not a hotel room! 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4706 You're takin' Paleo too far Scott. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4707 I’m just happy they finally have direct flights to Olduvai Gorge. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4708 Alright honey, I'll only pack the basics. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4709 It’s an all inclusive resort package - I’m just going to pack a few basics. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4710 You were the one who said, "In ye olden times..." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4711 Well let it be on your head if we get lost. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4712 Looks like 23-&-Me was right, my ancestors really did come from Northern Europe 30,000 years ago. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4713 First a turkey leg, and then voila -- a miracle. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4714 I simply cannot get the essentials into this small of a bag. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4715 Pack light. It's a Paleo spa. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4716 A man cave is just not the same thing. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4717 The patent office will understand that the novelty lies in putting the ideas together. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4718 Stonehenge? I thought you said Stone AGE hahahahahahahahaha 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4719 Didn't you say I should just bring "basics" for the weekend? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4720 But you know the power is always out in the Sierra ... 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4721 There’s no evidence of this tree having lived the first 29 years of its life 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4722 I thought were were going camping 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4723 I know, I know. I’m taking this Keto thing too far, but I’ve lost eight pounds! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4724 My parents are too old school 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4725 I'd rather play it safe,my love 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4726 Where'd you put that duct tape Wilma? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4727 I’m not being over-the-top. I’m the one who has to lug this around just because just your parents don't respect paleo. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4728 Do you think you'll have room in your case for my cave art supplies? 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
4729 Fire, shire….I’m not waiting for you to reinvent the wheel Ronald Hoffman NY, NY Ronaldhoffman445@gmail.com 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4730 Now we can camp indoors! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4731 You know what,honey? I’d like to meet the guy who invented the carry-on bag. Wow. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4732 Do you think I should patent my discoveries? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4733 Our ride is almost here. I called Rent a Rex. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4734 It’s no longer fight or flight. It’s flight and fight. I’m packing the basics. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4735 Honey, it’s just a weekend getaway. We really only need the basics. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4736 Spin the wheel and Zip , sparks make a fire-Zippo! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4737 My version of a roadside emergency kit. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4738 Air and water were tough acts to follow, but I think I have done it! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4739 I should probably just stick with the basics. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4740 This land is your land this land is mine 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4741 It’s my Paleo luggage - guaranteed by the luggage department specialist to help me lose weight and keep it off while on vacation. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4742 Don't bother with clothes, we're going camping au naturel. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4743 It's a trip to rediscover ourselves 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4744 I figured that this long weekend at this quaint B & B would be a good time to restructure our marital relationship from square one. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4745 The kit said "Camping for the Primative Camp Site". You sqid you wanted to go native. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4746 You always say that then you’re bored on the plane 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4747 I’m going on a caveman vacation. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4748 This trip, babe, I'm taking just the essentials. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4749 You always say to just pack the basics. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4750 You can't go wrong with the classics! 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4751 I'm gonna knock 'em dead at CES. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4752 Laugh all you want—paleo travel is the next big thing. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4753 I only pack the essentials when I travel. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4754 And I won't be reading any books. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4755 We'll need the basics for our vacation out of New York. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4756 On this vacation, I want to get back to fundamentals. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4757 Caveman oops , I mean Cave people convention here we come ! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4758 I brought your Father's luggage by mistake. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4759 It wouldn’t pass the TSA furthermore we haven’t use them for eons 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4760 Your parents are going to love my new inventions. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4761 I thought we agreed.... just pack the bare essentials. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4762 Its a survival kit if we get too far into the woods. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4763 Me practice Cro-Magnon Theme Park lingo. You pack our fur and get e-tickets ready. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4764 What? I prefer to keep some baggage from the past. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4765 Another trip to the Stone Age! Mom, you PROMISED me King Arthur's court, as soon as you got the time-dial fixed! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4766 I told you living this modern lifestyle was a waste of time 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4767 I think I’m packing VERY appropriately for the current state of air travel. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4768 I think I’ve nailed the “Back to Basics Weekend” prep. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4769 Did you remember to spray starch my animal skins?" 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4770 Which would YOU like to have disccovered? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4771 You said... 'Let's go camping to heat up the bedroom.' 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4772 Planning to upgrade my bedroom performance without a doctor's prescription. 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4773 What do you mean by “Don’t you think you’re going a little overboard?” 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4774 I always travel light-but-prepared. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4775 I want to stop at the Dinosaur State Park. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4776 Packing my man cave isn't as easy s I thought. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4777 No, I’m talking about really getting back to the basics! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4778 You’re the one who wanted to time travel and I say the last thing you’ll need is that sweater! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4779 It IS the Apocalypse: we need to just take the basics! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4780 Do you think it will get through security 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4781 You know when you said our luggage looked just like the Neanderthals' . . . . 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4782 The ‘Big Green Egg’ didn’t fit in my carry-on. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4783 Why are you packing when we can play with the symbols of our fire that are here? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4784 This is breakfast in bed on the Paleo Diet. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4785 I figure it’ll come in well under 50lb… 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4786 Honey, where to you put the ACNHEULEAN HANDAXE? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4787 You call it three days in hole in the rock; I call it a vacavetion. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4788 They said « bare essentials « ! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4789 You told your mom to pack for "my pal, Leo" didn't you? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4790 We need to get back to basics this vacation 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4791 You wanted me to share the cooking. You can't leave me now! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4792 in case they are serving sushi on the cruise 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4793 My computer broke down. It was my only choice. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4794 Do you have an extra sundial? Squirrel roast has to timed perfectly. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4795 Well, you said I should pack the basics. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4796 I want to be prepared in case we get stranded or have a flat tire 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4797 You forgot sliced bread. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4798 I promise you, Honey, when the patents come through on my newest inventions, we will never have to vacation in a dump like this again! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4799 My dietician said I should pack Paleo for our vacay! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4800 This primitive camping will really take me back to when life was simpler. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4801 I'll pretend and pack like I'm a caveman, but how does Tom expect me to pack in half a suitcase? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4802 Want me to get us some Mastodon for dinner? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4803 Here is the fireplace you've been asking for. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4804 Have you seen my plow? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4805 Caveman camping... again? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4806 Did I overdo it with the Earth souvenirs? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4807 I’m hoping this vacation will bring out the Neanderthal in me. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4808 If Elon Musk has an interest in seeing my prototypes, why wouldn't bring them along 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4809 We're going to the apocalypse right? No...It's the Acropolis and you will never be able to carry that wheel up there. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4810 I'm just packing the primeval essentials. 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4811 I've packed the basics, but should I bring my tux too? 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4812 Guess where we're going on vacation! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4813 It's just the Patenting 101 Convention. They're not looking for anything too fancy. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4814 I’m still leaning towards sliced bread. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4815 You said we would not have a cell phone signal.. So I ordered the Deluxe Primitive Camping Kit… 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4816 The last time we went to visit your mother I wasn't prepared! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4817 The buffet on the ship will be Keto, right? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4818 Mom, where's my drum....wait...are you doing that again!? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4819 I thought they all had the survival kit option. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4820 I've got a club, a wheel and my own fire! Nothing else is needed by a modern man! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4821 I know you hate visiting my palaeolithic buddies but I honestly think this stuff they invented is going to be a big hit on web3. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4822 Should I bring something for downtimes, like cave painting? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4823 They go good with my Crocs. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4824 Oh no,don't do that 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4825 When I said, "let's get cooking". That's not what I meant, dear. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4826 Inventions are great, but they're so hard to pack. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4827 Oh Honey I thought the new variant "Pi" won't be as bad,can we please go ahead on our honeymoon trip to Paris as planned instead of camping at Yosemite. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4828 And I have an idea for a water source in the kitchen, too. Should I include that in the pitch meeting? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4829 Who needs clothes or souvenirs when all you really need is fire, the wheel and a club?! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4830 All I’m saying is, given the present political climate there, we should be prepared… 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4831 Are you packing and leaving with dispute's fire?I was just closing! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4832 What? You said only pack what I might actually need. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4833 Don't quit now! I have the fire, the wheel, and I'm on the verge of diving the meaning of life, or at least the proper way to defrost a frozen drumstick. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4834 I've invented the Fire N Wheels Fundraising Club 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4835 It's kinda like your family's thing with black-eyed peas on New Years. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4836 I did want to go to summer camp, but this isn’t what I thought they meant by “getting back to nature”. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4837 If they lose our reservation, we've got a One-Star Hotel in a Suitcase. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4838 Isn't it short for TSA Prehistoric? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4839 With all the travel delays, I figure it’s time to relearn the basics. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4840 I feel your pain. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4841 Wine cave here I come. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4842 Quick! Get me the number for the Perpetual Motion Patent Office 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4843 My mother described you as a caveman, but this is taking it a bit far 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4844 It's a Paleo Go-Bag for your father, the Neanderthal. What did you get him? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4845 This stuff I ordered from CaveMan.com took ages to get here. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4846 I think that we may be taking this Paleo diet a bit too far 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4847 I think this is taking the 'rustic vacation' idea a bit too far. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4848 You've been complaining that there's not enough fire in the bedroom..well I'm doing something about that. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4849 My “Mythical Guide to Camping” guide said to only bring the essentials. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4850 I'm going to invent a way to get through the security check point. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4851 I may have misunderstood the whole Paleo fad 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4852 Cheer up,this time we've also got a swatter! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4853 Well -- they say this year will be big for IPOs! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4854 No, Madge, it' ISN'T weird to belong to a club where you CARRY a CLUB! And your mother's angel food cake is AS HARD AS BEDROCK so I'm gonna use it as an anchor for cooling the beer in the lake. And THE DAMN CAMPFIRE IS COMPLETELY SELF-CONTAINED! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4855 I know the Keto lifestyle is good for me but I hate having to check 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4856 On this trip, I really want to explore my roots. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4857 Ella and Jackson Smith pack for their family vacation to the Bahamas but Jackson wants to go camping instead. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4858 Because it says in the Bible. Ezekiel 10 verse 6: "Take the fire from between the wheels...." So why not. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4859 Review did say something about "primitive kitchenette! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4860 Oops, I brought the case for god status time travel 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4861 Once my professors see my advanced research into modern technology, they’ll hand over my college degree in nanoseconds. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4862 You said you wanted this vacation to be old school. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4863 Honey, I've got room... can you toss over the loincloths? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4864 I got a note saying they opened my luggage to search for the origin of life. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4865 Did you say we were going to Stonehenge or The Stone Age? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4866 I’m allowed one personal item and one carry on. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4867 I’m sorry about this but I want to start over! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4868 Oh, that reminds me, how about a quick anal. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4869 One needs all the essential technology when one visits Seattle, right? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4870 I need garlic and some of that hot Jamaican Scotch Bonnet pepper, some Jerk Seasoning, and a teaspoon of 151 proof White Rum. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4871 I brought the basics. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4872 The bear spray goes in that suitcase since there’s no more room in my Anti-Hazing College Survival Kit. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4873 The caveman kit isn’t as provocative as I hoped. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4874 I always pack the basics in my carry on. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4875 With only one suitcase, which would Og take? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4876 It's just a bagel, as part of our new paleo-diet! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4877 But Mom said to just pack the basics. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4878 If you want a brave man, you want a cave man, I will show you that I really care for you. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4879 I thought this was a good idea, not I'm not so sure. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4880 I just brought the basics. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4881 With my prehistoric play kit, I don’t need a PlayStation, ma. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4882 I was just cleaning out the attic. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4883 Hooray, I've just invented fire and the wheel, all in the same day! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4884 The brochure described the resort as "back to basics." 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4885 Let's make this a true Paleo camping trip. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4886 It was a great idea Honey, to use the prompts from that EST inner caveman session for the Innovators Conference. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4887 (This motherfucker…) 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4888 I thought you wanted to get away, to (air quotes) get back to basics. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4889 No use trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4890 It's a new version of rock/paper/scissors - want to play to see who gets the good suitcase? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4891 When it comes to packing light, you have to be inventive. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4892 I left my clutter behind: back to basics. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4893 Dad says that Uncle Ned is still living in the Stone Age. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4894 Here’s your travel kit- With everything you’ll need! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4895 In this day and age, you have to be prepared when you travel. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4896 ...and if this doesn't work out there's always my cell phone idea... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4897 I thought it said "primitive BnB". 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4898 I guess we just have different ideas of the perfect vacation. I like the idea of going back to my roots..... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4899 I figure we can cook, heat, and game with it. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4900 I thought we agreed to pack only the bare essentials. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4901 You wanted a weekend so we could get back to our roots. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4902 Cavemen don’t pack clothes…we go commando 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4903 -Maybe this time we get to lose ourselves -You mean drinking, right? -...right 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4904 I guess I should have ordered more of an intermediate level tech kit. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4905 Honey, the new variant isn't this severe. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4906 How can you expect me to go anywhere without my all-time best gadgets? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4907 I'm really getting into the paleo diet mindset 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4908 I like to go with the basics. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4909 The tour group concierge said to bring every day basics. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4910 I guess we’re both eating out tonight 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4911 Oh yeah, I'm bringing my God-complex on this time-traveling one. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4912 Don't worry, the portable paleo kitchen will fit perfectly into the overhead compartment. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4913 There’s nothing wrong with spending your whole vacation in a cemetery. I’d live in a mausoleum if I could afford one. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4914 They’re my phone charger, ebike, and dating app I’m trying alongside my new “paleo” diet. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4915 When I saw them in the cave I thought they'd make nice knickknacks. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4916 Hey this is paradise, right here baby. (a nod to George Booth ) 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4917 It's paleo packing. If a caveman didn't pack it, you shouldn't either. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4918 You told me to me to pack the essentials but I wanted to bring a little fire! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4919 Social media has ruined personal interactions and community relationships - We need to start over. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4920 I thought you said we were only packing what we really need. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4921 You do start to really miss the outdoors after the holidays. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4922 I thought I would pack some essential tools for our wilderness vacation. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4923 It's a starter kit from my parents. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4924 I told you we would find a new way to vacation. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4925 Since you wouldn't let me build my man cave in the basement I'm taking my show on the road. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4926 It's not 'fat camp', it's Paleo Camp! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4927 When our son is born, I want him to be an inventor. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4928 I thought you said we only needed basic materials 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4929 just in case there's nothing new to discover. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4930 But you said, quote, "this vacation is for getting back to basics". 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4931 They don't have Wi-Fi, who know what else they're missing? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4932 In the beginning, women were from Venus and men were from Mars. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4933 Just packing the bare necessities 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4934 'So good to get away from the kids for a night. What did you bring?' 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4935 There's no way I'll put my paleo diet on hold while we'e on vacation. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4936 You said,"Just pack the basic necessities!" 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4937 I'm off to invent fire and the wheel. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4938 Dad told me, "When you go on vacation, try to keep it simple". 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4939 Have you heard about this amazing paleo diet? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4940 You can bring all the chemises you want, ok? I'm not saying anything about all the chemises. Alright? 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4941 Fire and the wheel,you said to pack everything! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4942 Those cave scouts knew how to travel. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4943 Ready to hit the club? 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4944 A primitive role play tonight: You Wilma, and I, Fred. Good? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4945 This time when they cancel our flight I want to be prepared. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4946 I’m trying minimalism this year, so it's only the essentials for me. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4947 Finally, just the two of us, no kids, no office to go to... And Vegas is the perfect place, for me to light Your Fire!" 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4948 Did you pack the Spam? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4949 The online reviews of the hotel were mixed so I'm preparing for anything. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4950 Crap. I forgot the crate of adapters. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4951 I'm ready for Camp Caveman! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4952 With these basics, I can get anything else I need at the resort. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4953 Ok, my idea was a little rash for breakfast in bed for you, but you don’t have to move back in with your parents. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4954 The brochure said it was like going back in time, so I'm going to be prepared. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4955 Hey Hon, can’t you just stick with the basics? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4956 I just want to have a head start. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4957 …and so I have to declare a major this year, and it’s between inventor and archaeologist… 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4958 Do you think I can get this suitcase through the TSA? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4959 It's a one night trip, just pack the essentials. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4960 It's the Paleo way to pack. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4961 We Said we were going back to basics on this trip! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4962 If this place is as remote as the ads claim it to be, we're going to need these. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4963 Why is there a legominism in my suitcase? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4964 Does Air Cave and Forage still offer free string and cans? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4965 I'm only taking the bare necessities. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4966 Keep the ponytail. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4967 I'll miss the jamborees but Dad thought Paleo Camp would be more useful in the long term. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4968 This tree trunk section won’t fit in my suitcase. Do you think I can get away with wearing it as a bracelet on the plane? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4969 I'll say hello to Mom while you go back to your, "Man Cave!". 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4970 Me Tarzan, You Jane! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4971 I don't think "fire" is technically banned from hand luggage, do you? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4972 I only pack the necessities. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4973 My new year resolution is to embrace all things paleo. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4974 normally eating my chicken 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4975 Let's fire up this club with some rock and roll! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4976 No problem at security. Metal is futuristic. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4977 Trying to find when history rhymed 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4978 Give me my man cave back and you can stay 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4979 I’m all for innovation, Linda, but are we really gonna go clubbing, too? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4980 Matchmaking gone awry 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4981 Yes, I'm packing light! Also transportation and self-defense … 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4982 I’ve got all the camping essentials except for my old Mammoth saddle. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4983 The brochure was great, but I'm bringing my man cave just in case. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4984 You said the accomodations are going to be primitive. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4985 I thought we agreed to stay paleo on our trip? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4986 Honey, can you try putting your nose to the grindstone? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4987 On second thought, maybe your mother may not appreciate the accoutrements of my new diet. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4988 I took the retreat’s advice seriously! I only packed the bare necessities, as though we were on a deserted island. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4989 Honey, I know you’ve packed for travel before, but TIME travel is a little different 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4990 This summer at time-travel camp, my goal is simple: jump start the long arc of history. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4991 Aren't you fired up about how much emotional baggage we'll have after this honeymoon? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4992 Chill Sis, I'm roasting marsh mellows...It's Dad's birthday, and we need Graham Crackers! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4993 Now you're leaving? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4994 Unpack! We don’t need a vacation. Just return to a better time. Make home great again! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4995 What do you mean, no taking souvenirs from time travel? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4996 I'm just bringing the basics; fire, wheel, club. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4997 His and hers vacation preparation ! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4998 Be sure to leave enough room for our oogas and boogas. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4999 Dad said he was looking forward to a rustic weekend 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5000 Instead of clothes, I brought a series of items that could be construed as "power-ups" but are actually "enemies." And if you'd already met my folks, you'd understand why that's appropriate. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5001 You said you wanted to start a paleo diet. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5002 I would suggest you go with a "Solo"..:) 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5003 I MUST bring my Paleo Meal Kit. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5004 I’m not sold on this “Going Cave Man” part of our vacation. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5005 I took your advice and only packed the basics. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5006 It’s a Paleo thing 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5007 You might call it glamping, but I'm not taking any chances. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5008 It’s just so hard to know what weather to pack for when you’re time traveling 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
5009 Rustic? I thought you said paleolithic. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5010 Wife moves out, Mancave moves in. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5011 I figure I'll just bring the essentials. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5012 You'll see I've only packed the basics. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5013 How many mammoth skins should I bring? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5014 We can run over and club rats when the power fails. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5015 I took it literally when you said it was a 'Back to the basics' weekend. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5016 Amogus 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5017 It’s the new Back to Basics camping kit from Hammacher Schlemmer. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5018 I know you think its overkill but I have read about Spain in the high season! 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
5019 Well, you told me to just pack the basics... 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5020 We've lost so much over the last few years... 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5021 Fire, check. Wheel, check. Battle club, check. Cro-Magnon larping holiday weekend, here we come...Whoa! Please tell me the dry cleaner got that blood stain out of my faux fir tunic!?... 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5022 I just invented Breakfast in Bedrock. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5023 I was told to be prepared for a hot weekend of rocking and rolling 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5024 Relationships on fire - they warm your heart or burn you right through. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5025 Compromising is the key to a Happy Honeymoon Bob Murphy Naperville , IL 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5026 I'm packing what we'll need to re-start civilization. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5027 You never know when you'll need to go back to the basics. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5028 Just one more thing Betty White's gonna miss! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5029 We booked a site at a primitive campground, Gladys. I guarantee, we're gonna need this stuff! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5030 Remember that guy we met in the waiting area...Ugh? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5031 At this point, I think we should just start over. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5032 Am I being irrelevant or just out of sync? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5033 They're on the Lonely Planet packing list for Yap. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5034 Why aren't your watching my impressive display of masculinity?" 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5035 I forgot my tiger print unitard. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5036 It's not 'roughing it' unless we bring the (ab) original tools 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5037 Don't forget our absentee ballots. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5038 I forgot to pack the Mr Fusion. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5039 It's MY turn. The last time YOU tried this. the apartment nearly burned down. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5040 Two weeks is a long time. Figured I'd bring the man cave. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5041 Even though he's long gone, I still pack like a time traveler's wife. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5042 It just feels like our spark is gone, you know? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5043 New campsite, new me 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5044 I just think why stop at a diet? I want to immerse in the lifestyle 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5045 Apartment Size 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5046 First tools, then fire, then the wheel! If Gramps had ever patented this stuff we'd be rich!! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5047 See, if I save these things together, I'll get credit for inventing them 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5048 This is as rustic as I get. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5049 Might as well start the wildfires early this year. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5050 You always overpack. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5051 Don’t pack too much, we are doing caveman vacation! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5052 With the Republican party promoting insurrection, we're back to cave man politics. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5053 Which should I bring to the Antiques Roadshow? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5054 Stupid Paleo Diet Camp! Did I miss anything else on the list? 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5055 All we need is a dog. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5056 Once again no, I don't think I'm taking the Paleo diet too far. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5057 Dang it, I forgot the marshmallows. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5058 During this vacation- I am really trying to get back to the basics. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5059 Babe, I'm telling you, we're going to be a mega-hit at the Paleo Conference. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5060 The Troggington’s said just bring the essentials. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5061 This is just in case our plane flies through a time warp and we land in prehistoric times. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5062 Ok, I started the fire... Now which end of the squash should I put in first? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5063 Just in case of a blackout! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5064 I thought you said it's a Stay-cave-tion. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5065 I stuck it out when you were "dancing with the wild women" so cut me some slack with my "complete paleo man!" 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5066 BITCH, I INVENTED THE WHEEL, FIRE AND CLUBS, NOW SUCK MY DICK 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5067 Did you sign up for the build your own Flintstone fire engine package? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5068 Do you think they'll be screws? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5069 I always feel like I regress when we stay with my parents. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5070 These are all safe to bring on a plane, right? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5071 I'm not sure you actually need to pack clothes into your suitcase since we are camping in our bedroom. Maybe use it for another "ring of fire?" 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5072 Honey... I told you earlier; we'll be staying at a resort! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5073 Too basic? You told me just to pack the basics. 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
5074 At Stuyvesant they consider you a blank slate. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5075 'I want to really travel back to our primitive selves.' 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5076 I need to connect with my inner caveman this weekend... 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5077 Your folks will love the novelty factor. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5078 I can't even fit all the essentials in a carry-on. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5079 You asked that we travel back in time so I've packed. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5080 Yes, I'm very serious about my paleo diet, why do you ask? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5081 I said the caveman fantasy suite is in the woods. Not actually outside in the woods. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5082 It's called paleo-packing and it's perfectly attuned to my stone-age genetic profile, Shannon. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5083 I'm hoping to find out which of my ancestors was named "inventor of the year" for these. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5084 All this stuff, and no place to put it. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5085 I've remembered all the essentials. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5086 Told you it was a good idea to bring it. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5087 Since you didn’t pack bug spray, I will hammer the bed bugs, ok? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5088 Honey, You said, …to just bring the basics. Or What do you mean, TSA might have a problem with this? Or Road trip! I’m ready for overnights on a shutdown, frozen highway. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5089 I think I packed everything, now show me to the wardrobe! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5090 Then the hamster jumps on the spinning ball, . . 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5091 It's only for the weekend, Maud. Just stick with the basics. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5092 Honey, this is my new "Iron Man" equipment. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5093 Obviously, we have way different interpretations of what “primitive accommodations” mean. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5094 Just pack the basics," you said 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5095 You can carry this suitcase through Security. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5096 Oog? fire hot stone roll! stone roll!!! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5097 Last time Pam booked us an all-inclusive experience, we had plenty to drink but we were missing the basics. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5098 I have these new inventions but do not think civilization is ready for all of them at the same time. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5099 No, the sign said "no outdoor campfires permitted today" 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5100 Faulty Paleo Roughing-it Kit "That's weird. I didn't think they had discovered fire yet!" 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5101 What do you like next, bronze or iron? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5102 Look, I've got weapons, transportation, heat and light. There's no reason for you to pack Pooh Bear. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5103 This vacation I am reinventing myself, among other things. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5104 I’m just packing for old school. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5105 ‘Those Pep up pills provided by Dr Smith, have really advanced my creative thinking’ 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5106 As we discovered to our mutual chagrin last year - not every tropical island has donut baking facilities. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5107 Zool, Azaroth, Baal, Great Cuthulu bless this our vacation with a stolen male infant......... Ahh......Huh?? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5108 Why can't I access the Final Three contesr? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5109 If you don't make a deal on Shark Tank, my bags are already packed! Are you feeling the heat now? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
5110 I took your advice and just packed the basics 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5111 I am trying to be more FLAME buoyant 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5112 Honey, you won’t need that cashmere where we’re going. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5113 It is called reinventing 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5114 Slow down! I ‘m just getting started! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5115 I’m just taking responsibility for my masculinity. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5116 They said it was a G-1 travel kit. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5117 I'm going to pack just the basics" 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5118 The RA said I needed to bring the basics. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5119 I'm trying something new - it's called 'Paleo Packing'. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5120 Wait, don't go. With these 3 things and 5G cellular service our life can be a lot, lot better. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5121 Yea, the trifecta..... 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5122 I’m going “total reboot”. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5123 Their souvenirs were basic as f 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
5124 Look I know that what I packed is a dumpster fire but its not my fault you buy me such crappy things 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5125 What?! You're the one who said we should go back to the old days. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5126 I'm preparing a paleo meal as you requested. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5127 Impressive. So can you give me a hand with my suitcase? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5128 I think you may have misunderstood my suggestion that we go glamping. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5129 I’m just glad we’ll be able to get back to basics. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5130 They said “pack the necessities “ 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5131 Just in case we run out of matches.... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5132 Guy says," I hope Fred, Wilma, Barney & Betty like these gifts we're bringing." 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5133 Well, we ARE traveling back in time. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5134 Vrbo said a retreat from civilization. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5135 You told me that "Primitive" to you meant no room service. I thought I'd be ready. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5136 It is always best to carry the essentials with you. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5137 We won't be gone long, so I'm just packing the basic necessities. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5138 Me think trip be good for Crog's mental health. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5139 What's the paleo exchange rate on junk jewelry? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5140 You told me to just pack the basics but I guess we need to work on our communication. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5141 Am I going too far in preparing for the Turn Back The Clock event? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5142 Hey Babe, check out my rotisserie invention for our camping trip! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5143 It's just going to be a simple stag party with some old friends. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5144 They told us just to bring the basics. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5145 I cannot wait to roll to all those fire clubs! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5146 I'll make my own clothing when we get to the Stone Age. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5147 Let's get to that Innovator's Conference, I've got some winners here! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5148 Do you have space in your luggage for my mastodon? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5149 Well, I came prepared for our Neolithic vacation 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5150 I don't know. I think it's my grandpa's tablet. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5151 I'm finally seeing the benefit of the paleo diet. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5152 We should save ourselves the hassle of driving to the campsite by eating badly cooked chicken in the house instead. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5153 Honey, should I pack my trepanation instruments? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5154 I keep thinking I'm a caveman. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5155 You said it was a discovery trip. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5156 Look babe, the Paleoton made it home fully functional! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5157 My New Feel Smart Kit: Play Discovery! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5158 Aren’t we at the Stoneage Inn? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5159 The bear spray goes in that suitcase. I don't have anymore room in my Anti-Hazing College Survival Kit. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5160 I mean, since we're going Paleo and all....... 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5161 But you said you wanted a man who's better prepared... 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5162 That cavemens group is really starting to pay-off. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5163 As Grammy-winning artist Erykah Badu once sang, "pack light". 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5164 When they come to our house, these are our choices. No more paper, scissors, and rock. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5165 You were the one that wanted to go primitive camping, weren't you? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5166 Rogan's super into it, so i am too, as i'm an intellectual lightweight who's helplessly drawn to any masculine figure offering even the dimmest understanding of an increasingly complex world... as you so poignantly noted in your letter to Dear Prudie 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5167 It's very simple...Me: Tarzan. You:Girl. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5168 When are we going to talk to the kids about the risks of unprotected sex? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5169 We said that on this trip we were going to start everything all over again. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5170 I thought I'd help Gram and Gramps with technology by starting with the basics. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5171 You said I should "pack like a caveman." 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5172 Didn’t you say it was our reinvention getaway? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5173 I am NOT a Neanderthal! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5174 I'm packing extra clothes, just in case that heater thing of yours doesn't work. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5175 It reminds me we should only pack the bare essentials. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5176 I always wanted to be a Hunter Gather. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5177 yeah, Rogan’s super it, so i am too, as i’m an intellectual lightweight who’s helplessly drawn to any masculine figure offering even the dimmest understanding of an increasingly complex world… as you noted so poignantly in your letter to Dear Prudie. 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
5178 Assuming the demographic of Insurance-Con is old enough to remember the “So easy a caveman could do it” commercials then I promise you we will be drowning in babes. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5179 The eco-lodge's brochure says meals not available, sooo... 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5180 I've invented the portable future. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5181 Somebody grabbed my suitcase. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5182 It's an Airbnb in the back of beyond. Who knows what they'll have in the way of basic necessities. I just want to be prepared is all. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5183 Rustic vacations are pretty cool. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5184 Must you do that to the wheel? 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
5185 Peru? I thought you said Paleo. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5186 I’m so sure my Homo Sapiens Rule is gonna win the National Science Fair - I just don’t know how to pack it for the plane ride! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5187 Honey, don’t pack these. That look is ancient.” - Jack Deneen, Bronxville, N 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5188 Enjoy the B&B. I'm going on a 'vintage vacation.' 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5189 That Rick Steves book really changed my life when it comes to packing for a trip. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5190 The excess luggage weight fees are going to kill us. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5191 I was told that the hotel style was cave-man primitive 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5192 I pack only the essentials 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5193 You did say camping, didn't you? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5194 Have you got room for this? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5195 Archimedes and Prometheus may not be in the next town, but--hey!--you never know who you might run into. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5196 Paleo-camping reconnects us to our roots. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5197 What best we leave behind? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5198 We are living proof that Botox works. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5199 I thought you said we need to cast away? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
5200 I the brochure promised more dinasaurs 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5201 Wait, what is spelunking? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5202 I am heading out for a more outdoor camping experience! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5203 iPhone? I am still living in the stone age 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5204 I brought my Caveman Kit which has all we need to survive. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5205 As we’re not allowed to cook in our room, I thought I would roast wood that resembles a drumstick and donut. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5206 Can we forget the paleo diet while we are on vacation? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5207 This paleo grill has everything! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5208 Did we take the law of attraction too seriously? 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
5209 I'm going to bring along my science kit. It's been lost in the mail for 10,000 year. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5210 It’s not new that things are meant to get hot in the bedroom! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5211 Don't leave I promise not to pull you into my cave by the hair 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5212 I am trying to imagine what it would have been like if I had invented fire and the wheel. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5213 We've been to all the other 50. So I figure we'd try the State of Nature. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5214 see i told ya, livin in nyc would suck. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5215 We just need to wait for 'amor' to evolve! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5216 I understand why you're leaving. You think I'm a little weird. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5217 Yeah, I'm all about just taking the basics. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5218 So now we just need to unpack the bronze, iron, and computer chip. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5219 Don't forget your copy of "Endurance" and some snacks. That should do it for the two of us if we don't make the connection in Denver again 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5220 fuck is this a huge ham??? finna beat it with my chicken drum stick though. meat suite case 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5221 what do you mean, cave-mansplaining? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5222 Pants look a !lil... tight yeah can you help me hold up wait a minute the kink no it's the diet. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
5223 History class is way behind 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
5224 Yes, I want to rough it, but it is always good to have a backup plan. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5225 Yes, but for me this vacation is about getting back to my roots. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5226 Stop complaining. You're the one who said we shouldn't bring our smartphones on this vacation. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5227 You said to pack just the basics. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5228 No, one of us should be prepared for the truth... 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5229 On my trip, I decided we should eat paleo. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5230 Don't worry, I have everything needed here to initiate the industrial revolution and the period of colonialism that will inevitably follow in its wake; all that I ask of you is that you pack a few extra snacks so that we can be satiated as we watch. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5231 Cow vacation 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5232 Unlike you, I pack light and only the essentials. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5233 How was your day Ellen? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5234 I thought you wanted to go somewhere where you didn't have to wear much clothes! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5235 My major is primitive cultures. What's yours? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5236 Do you think they'll have animal skins there? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5237 I alway pack my Restart Civilization kit just in case we get lost. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5238 With these basics I can take on the world. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5239 But I told you when we met that I was a basics sorta guy. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5240 I know I told you to bring only the basic elements, but … 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5241 I decided to pack only essentials, in case we have to quarantine a very long time…. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5242 I s that donut sugar free? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5243 But you told me I could bring back some things for my man cave. 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
5244 How far do we want to take this? given were Californian’s in Alabam 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5245 If only you were as good a lover as you are an inventor! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5246 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will never hurt me! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5247 Why do you cooking in the conjugal bedroom? Because that all eating tasteless meals bored me. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5248 Don't want to get there and realize that I forgot how to camp out 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5249 This makes packing so much more fun. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5250 My boss said my ideas are primitive so I thought this would make an impression at the office. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5251 Packing for primitive camping isn’t easy. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5252 I'm just saying he's almost 40 and still single. I think it's time for you to face the fact that your brother might be gay. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5253 Quarantine has inspired to get back to basics. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5254 What?? So maybe my paleo diet did have some side effects. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5255 Me, I've learned that it's only necessary to bring the basics. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
5256 The dorm cafeterias don't do paleo. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5257 Can I bring my Caveman Kit with us? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5258 Tf 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5259 Wow, this is a vintage hotel! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5260 Why are you still trying to reinvent the wheel? 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5261 The brochure clearly says that the camping conditions will be primitive. 1.1011 0.04241 89 83 3 3
5262 Say one word about the fire on the bed and I'll club you over the head and take you to the cave on my wheel. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5263 Honey, why do I always have to be the grown up in this marrige? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5264 I agreed to a budget hotel, but I refuse to spend for dinner out. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5265 I can't pass up a garage sale. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5266 I told you before, I am really simple minded when it comes to packing! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5267 Your parents can reminisce about when they were invented. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5268 I'm telling you, we would have cleaned up as Neanderthals! Just our luck- bad timing. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5269 Ever since his weekend survival training course Ralph always packed basic essentials when visiting his in-laws. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5270 Since we are going for rustic accomodations, I brought along really rustic cooking tools. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5271 And on THIS vacation, I hope to discover the NEXT big thing! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5272 I thought we could go Paleo in the bedroom. What do you think? 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5273 Didn't you say the country we are going to doesn't allow petroleum products? 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
5274 If I had only known about patents,wed 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5275 It's a short trip so only the essentials. Joe Battaglia Fallbrook CA 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5276 What do you mean our sex life hasn 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5277 Hang on a couple hours honey,and I'll drive you! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5278 I'd prefer to spend the money on a couch but Yabba Dabba Doo! Let's take a road trip. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5279 Bag mixup at the airport but no worries, I have our Paleo lunch covered 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5280 What do you mean don’t pack the wheel? I’m trying to move on from palaeo .. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5281 I am working through all the inventions to find one that hasn't been. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5282 Wheel, fire, club; now if you'll just fill yours with water, and we can conquer the world! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5283 I am not sure all of the parts of my Paleo riot are going to fit 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5284 You did say, “just the essentials” 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5285 I’m forming a Club to reinvent Fire And the Wheel! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5286 Shut up, you don’t know shit about shit 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5287 Who said Paleo Packing isn't a thing? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5288 WOULD YOU LIKE YOURS RARE OR WELL DONE? 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5289 Well, here’s to an erotic weekend !!! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5290 Just practicing for our prehistoric camping trip. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5291 Sad to say, I was inspired to fire up. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5292 Unfortunately I forgot to pick up a camp stove 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5293 It's more than just a diet. Paleo is my lifestyle. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5294 Okay, she gets the house, her leash and the boat, we split the condo in Palm Beach and you can keep the summer house in the Vineyard. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5295 It;s the text for my history for the dyslexic course. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5296 The reason we have so much luggage is because of all this baggage. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5297 Darn! I can’t fit them all. Which should I pack for our time travel vacation to 10,000 B.C.? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5298 But I thought you said our ETA was BC! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5299 Life is a game of survival and it is every person for themself. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5300 This will warm your cold heart! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5301 You know, we the chances of us burning up is really low. and then the chances of us crash-landing and starving to death-well, that's pretty high. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5302 Cave man's first inventions! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5303 Adam and Eve sent it to us. They bought it at the Garden of Eden. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5304 I've got the essentials packed. Do you have room for the sex toy? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5305 I'm gonna love glamping. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5306 Think this will compensate for my womanly figure. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5307 Honey I'm not a gay man I'm a caveman 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5308 If I'm going to go to the George Foreman Invention Convention, I have to bring something! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5309 First fire, then the wheel, followed by the cellphone (it;s in my top pocket) 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5310 Yeah, I can fuck it, and it's hot, but I still prefer masturbating into your underwear. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5311 When the origins of Covid are finally revealed and civilization collapses, I've got my prepping ready to go! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5312 Honey don’t leave! I swear I will stop garage sale-ing in Bedrock! 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5313 They claimed on the web that the only thing to help us, to get back to the roots." 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
5314 Look, we’ve been through this, you are either Keto or you’re not, there is no halfway here. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5315 I wonder if the fire can get a child's seat on the plane. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5316 I think we're taking this Paleolithic diet hing a little too far! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5317 Honey, you’ll be pleased to know that I got the campfire packed to take home with us! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5318 i I thought I'd show Grandpa what I've been working on. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5319 I like to carry only the real essentials 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5320 In winter, this is better in the bedroom than the air conditioner. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5321 When You Said, "I want to rough it", that the room service wouldn't match? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5322 This is the spare tire. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5323 This Covid test is much different than ours. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5324 Actually, we're gonna need to make room in the flammables case for this. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5325 When did we all decide to just stop reinventing the wheel? 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
5326 I hear they're old-fashioned in New Jersey. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5327 Take it to The Road Show. They'd likely be able to find out who first created that. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5328 You have to pack for the paleo lifestyle. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5329 Hon, the guy at the store insisted that it was the latest gear 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5330 Honey, trust me, we won't need those sweaters. The company promises that this historic invention will warm up the room in 5 minutes or they'll give full money back. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5331 And this way,we won 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5332 I'm going to make myself whole. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5333 I hope the Patent Office will Be Pleased with My New Inventions 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5334 Spit or swallow? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5335 Reunion of original CES alumni 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5336 TSA will make me chuck this in. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5337 I think I have everything I need for that 80s getaway weekend. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5338 In order to go forward to solve the pandemic, I decided that I needed to go back to symbolize the progress of mankind through its most primal epiphanies, but I doubt that that noble intention shall be apprehended by the TSA. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5339 'We're not going on a manhunt' 'I thought the place was called Survival of the fittest' 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5340 Can you think of any other inventions to bring? 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5341 I've always thought I missed my calling as an inventor. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5342 Do you want yours, rare or well done? 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5343 Are you packing for a trip back to the caves? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5344 My Go-Bag contains only the essentials of life. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5345 A couple of kids at school said I should try getting stoned on our trip. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5346 I am always prepared for the apocalypse. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5347 Pandemic travel is not stressful. Just need to let off some steam and work on my wheel patent. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5348 The brochure said we'd have a great time traveling, and I'm not taking any chances about a misplaced hyphen! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5349 TheTwo Balancing wheels 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5350 I imagine running water is an issue in the sticks, but you're on that right, Hun? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5351 Finally I'm packing right for clubbing around the Circle Line, hon. London's gonna be fire! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5352 Thought I'd test out the smoke detectors. As soon as room service arrives, I'll beat out a sound that marshmallows are ready for toasting. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5353 What do you mean Shifftys Souvineers saw me coming I'm not the one who sponsored the orphaned Yeti 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5354 You say bail, I say rekindle the romance. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5355 I know the resort is in a developed country but why reinvent the wheel? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5356 All I’m saying is if we only bring a carry-on be prepared to sacrifice a few things. The hair dryer was just an example. God you’re just like my ex-wife sometimes. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5357 I usually just pack the bare necessities. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5358 Scoutmaster Dave said, 'Pack only the basics... only the basics!' 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5359 Did you indicate on the hotel form that we are paleo? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5360 Jones, here's your pink slip. Mr Barker will be taking your job 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5361 Keep calling me a caveman while you pack and leave! I've got my Paleo barbeque going, my AK47 club, and I just invented the wheel. Now who's the sorry one?! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5362 I'll pack our basic necessities 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5363 So... you invented fire and the wheel all at the same time? Big deal. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5364 I might be taking the Keto diet too seriously! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5365 You'll never know when you'll need these. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5366 I’ve already told you, I’m paleo. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5367 Simply a dry run to being prepared. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5368 Darling, We’re there ! 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5369 Vacationing in a third world country will be just like slumming in a third world country. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5370 The guy at the store said indoor camping is a hole in one. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5371 Did you bring the food? 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5372 Let’s just pack the basics…” Greg Meegan, Lexington, K 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5373 Do you know if we have any D batteries, Mom? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5374 I know honey, but the paleo-diet workshop coordinator was very specific with her instructions. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5375 God! What a great seminar! Life is about the basics. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5376 How did we ever get this suitcase through airport security? And on a plane? People are so distracted by the pandemic. Where's my caveman costume? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5377 OK, the turkey leg stays, but I'm taking the fire and the tire 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5378 But we should always have our go back with us! 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5379 I packed everything we need to stay on our paleo diets. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5380 No time for the old in-out in-out luv! I’ve just come to read the meter! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5381 Sweetheart, can you stop packing, and focus on this with me? 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5382 I'm really into this Paleo diet 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5383 They really make you unpack the past at these congressional hearings. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5384 The Patent Office doesn't require working models anymore. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5385 Like I always say, you can take the man out of the cave, but ya can't take the cave out of the man. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5386 I want him to have a classical education. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5387 You said far away island and I thought first inventions! 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5388 Are we leaving that soon? 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5389 No, I’m trying to summon the ghost of a caveman you fucking moron! 1.0602 0.03575 83 80 1 2
5390 Pebbles, are you saying no one told you Grandpa was redecorating his man cave? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5391 That said to bing only the essentials Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5392 Honey, you're packing stupid shit. We're cavemen. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5393 I like to just pack the basics. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5394 The paleo craze has gone too far. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5395 Do you know where I put my Mousterian points? 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5396 ...the official 2024 picnic-supply kit from Certify This!: for all my portable-guillotine / burn-at-the-stake / bludgeon-senseless needs 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0