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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-01-17T01:59:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-01-31T01:59:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-01-25T01:59:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 31, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5397 |
Number of responses | 683875 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Of course I’m living in the past. Have you seen the present?! | 1.7737 | 0.01356 | 3380 | 1519 | 1107 | 754 |
1 | Just had a thought. What if I put the wheel on the outside? | 1.7451 | 0.01505 | 2813 | 1346 | 838 | 629 |
2 | Are you trying to tell me that B.C. is a place in Canada? | 1.7326 | 0.01284 | 3774 | 1813 | 1157 | 804 |
3 | I don’t know what to pack anymore… It seems like a million years since we’ve been anywhere. | 1.7310 | 0.02318 | 1160 | 559 | 354 | 247 |
4 | Packing for the Republican National Convention gets easier and easier every four years. | 1.7307 | 0.01376 | 3502 | 1759 | 927 | 816 |
5 | I guess this means that somewhere the neanderthal we saw at the baggage claim is unpacking MY swim trunks. | 1.7132 | 0.02024 | 1534 | 765 | 444 | 325 |
6 | Amazon said people who bought the club also bought this! | 1.7131 | 0.01563 | 2468 | 1199 | 778 | 491 |
7 | This is all they are allowing me to bring to the Texas Science Convention. | 1.7074 | 0.01443 | 3247 | 1711 | 775 | 761 |
8 | Have you seen my tablet? | 1.6939 | 0.01640 | 2215 | 1102 | 689 | 424 |
9 | You said no technology this weekend,right? | 1.6931 | 0.01540 | 2304 | 1091 | 829 | 384 |
10 | I've been packed for ages. | 1.6902 | 0.01679 | 2040 | 1000 | 672 | 368 |
11 | Really, you're packing that shirt?! | 1.6840 | 0.02013 | 1465 | 739 | 450 | 276 |
12 | Have you seen my good loincloth? | 1.6800 | 0.02133 | 1250 | 619 | 412 | 219 |
13 | It's Texas. You never know. | 1.6768 | 0.01728 | 1977 | 1006 | 604 | 367 |
14 | Okay, we've got everything we need to start all over again. | 1.6730 | 0.01551 | 2315 | 1147 | 778 | 390 |
15 | It seemed easier to pack them than to reinvent them. | 1.6718 | 0.01635 | 2087 | 1037 | 698 | 352 |
16 | You said just what we need to survive, right?” | 1.6670 | 0.01714 | 1877 | 934 | 634 | 309 |
17 | That guy dressed in the bearskin probably has my bag. | 1.6667 | 0.02148 | 1308 | 685 | 374 | 249 |
18 | Honey, don't forget to pack for the MAGA convention on Tuesday. Remember--I'm leading the science and innovation panel. | 1.6628 | 0.01917 | 1815 | 1014 | 399 | 402 |
19 | DC? I thought you said we were going to BC! | 1.6568 | 0.01656 | 2101 | 1089 | 644 | 368 |
20 | I thought you said CAVEMAN Islands... | 1.6563 | 0.01643 | 2098 | 1078 | 663 | 357 |
21 | It’s important to meet these Republicans at their level. | 1.6559 | 0.02025 | 1555 | 855 | 380 | 320 |
22 | Look, you either commit to paleo or you don't... | 1.6543 | 0.01806 | 1747 | 904 | 543 | 300 |
23 | I should warn you, my parents are somewhat old fashioned. | 1.6461 | 0.01814 | 1571 | 782 | 563 | 226 |
24 | Airport security only had an issue with my bottle of water. | 1.6457 | 0.02062 | 1304 | 674 | 418 | 212 |
25 | I hope we’re allowed carrion. | 1.6453 | 0.05237 | 234 | 131 | 55 | 48 |
26 | You're the one who said your folks are Neanderthals. | 1.6447 | 0.01956 | 1413 | 722 | 471 | 220 |
27 | Don't forget we're moving to a red state. | 1.6433 | 0.01915 | 1685 | 928 | 430 | 327 |
28 | CAYman?! I thought you said Caveman Islands | 1.6423 | 0.01822 | 1627 | 834 | 541 | 252 |
29 | You know, Pebbles, I just want your parents to like me. | 1.6420 | 0.01901 | 1595 | 847 | 472 | 276 |
30 | It really has been ages since I used this suitcase. | 1.6419 | 0.01798 | 1628 | 824 | 563 | 241 |
31 | I’m just packing the basics. | 1.6411 | 0.01929 | 1619 | 882 | 436 | 301 |
32 | I CAN'T throw them out. They've been in my family forever. | 1.6409 | 0.02023 | 1409 | 750 | 415 | 244 |
33 | What makes you think I'm going to my man cave? | 1.6404 | 0.02238 | 1093 | 566 | 354 | 173 |
34 | I thought that we would take in a Trump rally while we were there. | 1.6389 | 0.02342 | 1080 | 585 | 300 | 195 |
35 | You've obviously never been to Burning Man before. | 1.6366 | 0.01941 | 1431 | 740 | 471 | 220 |
36 | You prep for your apocalypse. I'll prep for mine. | 1.6357 | 0.01923 | 1477 | 770 | 475 | 232 |
37 | I think I've got us prepared for the Texas portion of our trip. | 1.6357 | 0.02027 | 1477 | 815 | 385 | 277 |
38 | Honey don’t be mad, but I think I ordered our toys for tonight from the wrong Adam and Eve. | 1.6350 | 0.02428 | 1030 | 569 | 268 | 193 |
39 | I know you said not to reinvent the wheel, but once I got the fire going I was just in the zone. | 1.6324 | 0.02054 | 1341 | 716 | 402 | 223 |
40 | If I don’t bring it, I guarantee we’ll need it. | 1.6313 | 0.01970 | 1337 | 684 | 462 | 191 |
41 | No, they definitely said pack for the neanderthals, not the Netherlands. | 1.6290 | 0.02081 | 1318 | 711 | 385 | 222 |
42 | I am packing some gifts for your mother to remind her of her childhood. | 1.6260 | 0.02150 | 1262 | 692 | 350 | 220 |
43 | No I'm not 'insulting your relatives' , I'm just bringing things that I think they would like. | 1.6258 | 0.02118 | 1264 | 683 | 371 | 210 |
44 | I brought everything I need to attend the RNC conference. | 1.6250 | 0.02198 | 1232 | 684 | 326 | 222 |
45 | I still don't see why you insist on taking separate vacations. | 1.6232 | 0.02082 | 1234 | 650 | 399 | 185 |
46 | Paleo is more than a diet, it's a lifestyle. | 1.6221 | 0.02192 | 1188 | 648 | 341 | 199 |
47 | They said nothing but the essentials. | 1.6216 | 0.02070 | 1197 | 619 | 412 | 166 |
48 | What? You said, "Just pack the basics". | 1.6215 | 0.02695 | 724 | 379 | 240 | 105 |
49 | It's been eons since I've travelled. | 1.6211 | 0.02062 | 1206 | 624 | 415 | 167 |
50 | Has it really been that long since our last vacation? | 1.6174 | 0.02183 | 1124 | 598 | 358 | 168 |
51 | I think you are taking this paleo thing too far. | 1.6173 | 0.02276 | 1066 | 576 | 322 | 168 |
52 | We haven't traveled in Ages. | 1.6149 | 0.02183 | 1088 | 572 | 363 | 153 |
53 | Wait... Did you say we were going to D.C. or B.C.? | 1.6137 | 0.02311 | 1064 | 587 | 301 | 176 |
54 | No, I got it from the other Amazon. | 1.6130 | 0.02247 | 1075 | 580 | 331 | 164 |
55 | If we forget anything, we can just invent it when we get there. | 1.6130 | 0.02300 | 1018 | 547 | 318 | 153 |
56 | It's all the baggage I still carry from the past. | 1.6115 | 0.02360 | 978 | 530 | 298 | 150 |
57 | Where’s my MAGA hat? | 1.6074 | 0.02479 | 978 | 561 | 240 | 177 |
58 | If I could only squeeze in The Elements of Style, I'd have everything needed to rebuild civilization. | 1.6062 | 0.02431 | 970 | 544 | 264 | 162 |
59 | I've got the basics covered. Do you have room for my phone charger? | 1.6046 | 0.02294 | 951 | 500 | 327 | 124 |
60 | Should we just rent a wheel when we get there? | 1.6028 | 0.02428 | 934 | 516 | 273 | 145 |
61 | It feels like a million years ago that I packed this suitcase. | 1.6015 | 0.02436 | 916 | 504 | 273 | 139 |
62 | I'm guessing that Cro-Magnon guy we saw at the baggage claim took mine instead. | 1.6004 | 0.02442 | 911 | 502 | 271 | 138 |
63 | It's a paleo retreat--they said to pack just the bare essentials. | 1.5998 | 0.02369 | 892 | 473 | 303 | 116 |
64 | If your mother won’t be civilized this weekend, then neither will I. | 1.5933 | 0.02567 | 831 | 465 | 239 | 127 |
65 | It’s a long story. | 1.5927 | 0.02839 | 798 | 485 | 153 | 160 |
66 | This vacation, I'm going full paleo. | 1.5913 | 0.02561 | 805 | 444 | 246 | 115 |
67 | I am bringing all the technology we will need to cover the Republican convention. | 1.5909 | 0.02770 | 809 | 484 | 172 | 153 |
68 | I hate packing for time travel. | 1.5907 | 0.02541 | 816 | 450 | 250 | 116 |
69 | That's the last time I order a survival kit from the actual Amazon! | 1.5883 | 0.02744 | 753 | 432 | 199 | 122 |
70 | Honey, I’m really gonna make the effort to fit in with your family in Florida this time. | 1.5846 | 0.02732 | 751 | 431 | 201 | 119 |
71 | ...meanwhile some lucky caveman just scored my best Hawaiian shirt! | 1.5843 | 0.02798 | 724 | 418 | 189 | 117 |
72 | Have you seen my leopard-skin one-shoulder piece? | 1.5818 | 0.02871 | 648 | 365 | 189 | 94 |
73 | Sure, we're compatible. We're just evolving at different rates. | 1.5808 | 0.02625 | 699 | 376 | 240 | 83 |
74 | They're Republicans, so I'm packing accordingly. | 1.5792 | 0.02872 | 701 | 412 | 172 | 117 |
75 | Oh. You said ‘Cayman’ Islands. | 1.5765 | 0.02808 | 699 | 403 | 189 | 107 |
76 | I made it home with all my souvenirs from the Republican think tank. | 1.5761 | 0.02903 | 736 | 450 | 148 | 138 |
77 | Sure, I may not be great at packing, but I'm evolving! | 1.5740 | 0.02673 | 655 | 352 | 230 | 73 |
78 | Yes, dear, I packed my toothbrush. I'm not a caveman. | 1.5696 | 0.02897 | 625 | 356 | 182 | 87 |
79 | I was surprised too, but they're not specifically prohibited on the TSA website. | 1.5689 | 0.02829 | 624 | 348 | 197 | 79 |
80 | Just in case we go clubbing. | 1.5688 | 0.02830 | 647 | 367 | 192 | 88 |
81 | Should we drive or should I just drag you by your hair? | 1.5682 | 0.02820 | 660 | 377 | 191 | 92 |
82 | Just how many time zones did we fly across? | 1.5659 | 0.03068 | 599 | 355 | 149 | 95 |
83 | I can't leave the past behind. | 1.5658 | 0.02800 | 608 | 334 | 204 | 70 |
84 | Look what those neanderthals did to my luggage. | 1.5656 | 0.03013 | 587 | 339 | 164 | 84 |
85 | First rule of time travel: don’t look like a tourist. | 1.5626 | 0.03010 | 583 | 337 | 164 | 82 |
86 | This emergency kit has been in my family for two hundred generations. | 1.5621 | 0.03081 | 580 | 342 | 150 | 88 |
87 | I’m unsure what “primitive accommodations” means | 1.5610 | 0.02862 | 574 | 316 | 194 | 64 |
88 | This will be our first time to visit B.C. I want to be prepared. | 1.5602 | 0.02991 | 573 | 328 | 169 | 76 |
89 | Are we sitting in Hunter or Gatherer? | 1.5545 | 0.02947 | 541 | 301 | 180 | 60 |
90 | It's going to be just like old times! | 1.5535 | 0.03034 | 542 | 310 | 164 | 68 |
91 | We’re getting together with the Rosenthals? I thought you said the Neanderthals. | 1.5515 | 0.03228 | 524 | 313 | 133 | 78 |
92 | That was not hyperbole. My family are Neanderthals. | 1.5514 | 0.03197 | 506 | 295 | 143 | 68 |
93 | Last chance to join me in the man cave for the weekend rather than going to your mother's. | 1.5508 | 0.03030 | 492 | 271 | 171 | 50 |
94 | I mean, we are leaving Manhattan. | 1.5490 | 0.03250 | 510 | 304 | 132 | 74 |
95 | Well, they said our accommodations would be primitive. | 1.5480 | 0.03061 | 500 | 281 | 164 | 55 |
96 | I want to relax on our vacation, and not have to reinvent anything. | 1.5480 | 0.03301 | 500 | 300 | 126 | 74 |
97 | I gotta tell ya, if tomorrow isn't the end of the world I've had it with Q. | 1.5467 | 0.03310 | 503 | 304 | 123 | 76 |
98 | Did I mention I was able to get us a cave ? | 1.5462 | 0.03162 | 498 | 288 | 148 | 62 |
99 | We have very different ideas of what primitive camping means | 1.5456 | 0.03013 | 493 | 273 | 171 | 49 |
100 | I know how to pack. Do you think I've lived in a cave all my life? | 1.5444 | 0.03210 | 496 | 291 | 140 | 65 |
101 | Wait, did you say Cayman Islands or Caveman Islands? | 1.5428 | 0.03216 | 479 | 278 | 142 | 59 |
102 | The brochure clearly said, "Travel back to another time." | 1.5409 | 0.03281 | 464 | 271 | 135 | 58 |
103 | It’s not just a vacation, honey, but a real opportunity for us to start over. | 1.5405 | 0.03333 | 457 | 269 | 129 | 59 |
104 | Marie Kondo says we should only pack things that spark joy. | 1.5398 | 0.03360 | 465 | 278 | 123 | 64 |
105 | You wanted to unplug. | 1.5383 | 0.03186 | 457 | 260 | 148 | 49 |
106 | Wow, it HAS been a long time since I travelled! | 1.5348 | 0.03134 | 488 | 283 | 149 | 56 |
107 | Did you pick up my loin cloth at the cleaners? | 1.5341 | 0.03277 | 440 | 254 | 137 | 49 |
108 | I heard the accommodations are primitive. | 1.5333 | 0.03175 | 435 | 244 | 150 | 41 |
109 | How remote is this getaway? | 1.5324 | 0.03193 | 447 | 255 | 146 | 46 |
110 | Look, the brochure said it would be a trip back in time. | 1.5320 | 0.03257 | 438 | 252 | 139 | 47 |
111 | Just practicing for 2023. | 1.5312 | 0.03417 | 416 | 244 | 123 | 49 |
112 | Everything else is on the iPad. | 1.5308 | 0.03463 | 422 | 252 | 116 | 54 |
113 | Well, what do you consider “the essentials”? | 1.5304 | 0.03346 | 428 | 250 | 129 | 49 |
114 | I thought you said you wanted to start over? | 1.5301 | 0.03214 | 449 | 259 | 142 | 48 |
115 | It's better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it. | 1.5300 | 0.03360 | 434 | 256 | 126 | 52 |
116 | The paleo diet was just the beginning, this is about total paleo immersion. | 1.5294 | 0.03299 | 442 | 259 | 132 | 51 |
117 | Remember not to pack any liquids-the TSA is pretty strict on that. | 1.5282 | 0.03439 | 426 | 255 | 117 | 54 |
118 | Since we started time traveling I never know what to pack. | 1.5280 | 0.03506 | 428 | 261 | 108 | 59 |
119 | At the climate control conference, as keynote speaker I was asked to talk about our future. | 1.5278 | 0.03521 | 413 | 249 | 110 | 54 |
120 | I can't wait to finally unplug. | 1.5271 | 0.03429 | 425 | 254 | 118 | 53 |
121 | It's the new Fox News Covid Survival Kit. | 1.5270 | 0.03410 | 444 | 269 | 116 | 59 |
122 | So, go ahead. leave me. I can survive. | 1.5266 | 0.03531 | 414 | 251 | 108 | 55 |
123 | Paleo is more of a lifestyle than a diet. | 1.5262 | 0.03343 | 420 | 245 | 129 | 46 |
124 | Oh yeah? What’s in your apocalypse go bag? | 1.5262 | 0.03477 | 420 | 253 | 113 | 54 |
125 | Look, it's not like I'm trying to carry on four ounces of shampoo. | 1.5250 | 0.03412 | 400 | 233 | 124 | 43 |
126 | These should help me approach your father on his own level. | 1.5246 | 0.03685 | 406 | 254 | 91 | 61 |
127 | As you can see, I’m bringing my kindle. | 1.5237 | 0.03513 | 422 | 258 | 107 | 57 |
128 | You finish unpacking, I'll grab dinner. | 1.5233 | 0.03544 | 407 | 247 | 107 | 53 |
129 | The website said there's fun for all Ages. | 1.5228 | 0.03139 | 461 | 267 | 147 | 47 |
130 | Put your hair down so I can drag you to the car. | 1.5227 | 0.03723 | 396 | 248 | 89 | 59 |
131 | What do you mean I need to evolve? | 1.5225 | 0.03448 | 400 | 236 | 119 | 45 |
132 | I'm just trying to account for the time difference. | 1.5222 | 0.03542 | 383 | 227 | 112 | 44 |
133 | It's a surprise for Fred and Wilma | 1.5218 | 0.03426 | 412 | 245 | 119 | 48 |
134 | Can I put my phone charger in your bag? | 1.5217 | 0.03526 | 391 | 233 | 112 | 46 |
135 | This trip,I really want to relate to your relatives on their level. | 1.5217 | 0.03662 | 414 | 261 | 90 | 63 |
136 | I guess I packed for the wrong cartoon. | 1.5205 | 0.03570 | 390 | 235 | 107 | 48 |
137 | We'll be going clubbing, right? | 1.5202 | 0.03997 | 321 | 196 | 83 | 42 |
138 | I've decided I need to take my paleo diet to the next level. | 1.5187 | 0.03461 | 401 | 239 | 116 | 46 |
139 | It’s not just a Paleo diet; it’s a Paleo lifestyle. | 1.5152 | 0.03507 | 394 | 237 | 111 | 46 |
140 | You told me to only pack the basics. | 1.5150 | 0.03486 | 400 | 241 | 112 | 47 |
141 | I'll bet the troglodyte who took MY suitcase couldn't even read the luggage tag. | 1.5150 | 0.03554 | 367 | 217 | 111 | 39 |
142 | No, I don't think I'm being passive aggressive at all. I'm absolutely THRILLED to be visiting my republican in-laws. | 1.5147 | 0.03712 | 373 | 230 | 94 | 49 |
143 | But then again ... what if I'm right? | 1.5147 | 0.03653 | 373 | 227 | 100 | 46 |
144 | We’re visiting the South. I want to fit in. | 1.5147 | 0.03633 | 373 | 226 | 102 | 45 |
145 | You were thinking rustic. I was thinking primitive. | 1.5131 | 0.03412 | 382 | 223 | 122 | 37 |
146 | Well, your parents always said you married a cave man. | 1.5130 | 0.03484 | 386 | 230 | 114 | 42 |
147 | We’re TSA PreCheck, right? | 1.5124 | 0.03646 | 363 | 219 | 102 | 42 |
148 | Don’t worry — their brochure says they’re Paleo friendly. | 1.5123 | 0.03418 | 365 | 210 | 123 | 32 |
149 | Of course I've gone camping before. | 1.5117 | 0.03505 | 383 | 229 | 112 | 42 |
150 | Honey, have you seen my lever? | 1.5111 | 0.03732 | 360 | 221 | 94 | 45 |
151 | Go ahead, pack your swim suit and t-shirts but don’t come crying to me when you’re cold and hungry. | 1.5109 | 0.03526 | 368 | 218 | 112 | 38 |
152 | The only safe travel now is time travel. | 1.5104 | 0.03479 | 384 | 229 | 114 | 41 |
153 | I thought you knew I'm a Republican. | 1.5099 | 0.03871 | 353 | 222 | 82 | 49 |
154 | Wait — didn’t you say this place was totally off the grid? | 1.5099 | 0.03568 | 353 | 208 | 110 | 35 |
155 | Trust me, these will be luxuries where we're headed. | 1.5088 | 0.03767 | 342 | 208 | 94 | 40 |
156 | They said to just bring the essentials. | 1.5087 | 0.03644 | 346 | 206 | 104 | 36 |
157 | It's my first time west of the Hudson, and I want to fit in. | 1.5084 | 0.03678 | 356 | 216 | 99 | 41 |
158 | It's a gift from a colleague who doesn't believe vaccines work. | 1.5083 | 0.03773 | 360 | 224 | 89 | 47 |
159 | And some poor sot has my tennis whites and swim trunks! | 1.5074 | 0.03967 | 337 | 213 | 77 | 47 |
160 | Look. We're going to Texas. We have to be prepared to be off the grid! | 1.5074 | 0.03950 | 339 | 214 | 78 | 47 |
161 | This weekend I'm getting back to basics. | 1.5070 | 0.03664 | 355 | 215 | 100 | 40 |
162 | I just feel like we should take these with us, because you don’t know what shape civilization will be in when we get back. | 1.5068 | 0.03548 | 365 | 218 | 109 | 38 |
163 | If you're going to eat Paleo, you've got to live Paleo. | 1.5065 | 0.03440 | 387 | 231 | 116 | 40 |
164 | I eat Paleo, I pack Paleo . | 1.5054 | 0.03661 | 372 | 230 | 96 | 46 |
165 | I’m going all in on this paleo thing. | 1.5045 | 0.03738 | 337 | 204 | 96 | 37 |
166 | The brochure said the accommodations were primitive. | 1.5015 | 0.03889 | 325 | 201 | 85 | 39 |
167 | I'm trying to just pack the essentials. | 1.5015 | 0.03650 | 333 | 198 | 103 | 32 |
168 | It was nice of my parents to pack for me, but I swear they live in the past. | 1.5014 | 0.03689 | 349 | 213 | 97 | 39 |
169 | After I wow the natives with these, then you introduce your line of health care products. | 1.5014 | 0.03708 | 355 | 219 | 94 | 42 |
170 | The brochure mentioned clubbing. | 1.5013 | 0.03506 | 371 | 223 | 110 | 38 |
171 | You’re the one who picked a hotel with no Wi-Fi. | 1.5000 | 0.03651 | 348 | 211 | 100 | 37 |
172 | So, when you said I should act like a caveman in the bedroom... | 1.5000 | 0.03604 | 342 | 204 | 105 | 33 |
173 | It’s been a while since we got away. | 1.5000 | 0.03574 | 346 | 206 | 107 | 33 |
174 | Oh you said the Cayman Islands? | 1.5000 | 0.03823 | 338 | 210 | 87 | 41 |
175 | I hate packing for these survival weekends. | 1.5000 | 0.03690 | 346 | 211 | 97 | 38 |
176 | They said we should just bring the basics. | 1.4973 | 0.03553 | 376 | 231 | 103 | 42 |
177 | Airlines! Whoever owns this suitcase must have been waiting for it for a very long time. | 1.4971 | 0.03901 | 342 | 218 | 78 | 46 |
178 | I just want to make sure I impress your dad. | 1.4970 | 0.03754 | 338 | 208 | 92 | 38 |
179 | Come sit on this so I can zip if up. | 1.4968 | 0.03889 | 308 | 188 | 87 | 33 |
180 | Did you see where I put my tablet? | 1.4955 | 0.03747 | 333 | 204 | 93 | 36 |
181 | Fire burns paper, wheel rolls over rock and club smashes scissors. Why do you ask? | 1.4954 | 0.03919 | 327 | 206 | 80 | 41 |
182 | These are the cornerstones of civilization honey. I don't know what gets more 'essential' than that. | 1.4952 | 0.03981 | 315 | 198 | 78 | 39 |
183 | Have you seen my BlackBerry? | 1.4937 | 0.04046 | 316 | 202 | 72 | 42 |
184 | That’s the last time I let your mother call me a Neanderthal! I am just going to pack my things and go. | 1.4936 | 0.03939 | 314 | 196 | 81 | 37 |
185 | So good to finally travel again! Last time I used the suitcase was the Stone Age. | 1.4936 | 0.03771 | 312 | 188 | 94 | 30 |
186 | I'm not taking any chances. The last Airbnb was really lacking in amenities. | 1.4934 | 0.03832 | 302 | 182 | 91 | 29 |
187 | We can pick up a new spear when we get there. | 1.4922 | 0.03816 | 319 | 196 | 89 | 34 |
188 | I'm hoping we can go clubbing. | 1.4920 | 0.03896 | 313 | 194 | 84 | 35 |
189 | I can’t believe it costs extra to bring your carrion. | 1.4919 | 0.04090 | 309 | 198 | 70 | 41 |
190 | You said to only pack the essentials. | 1.4918 | 0.03690 | 305 | 180 | 100 | 25 |
191 | They don’t even have Wi-Fi. Who knows what else we’ll need? | 1.4911 | 0.03746 | 336 | 208 | 91 | 37 |
192 | I brought a 72 hour survival kit in case this weekend the sun implodes, angular motion becomes unpredictable, and force no longer equals mass x acceleration. I see you brought your pink sweater. | 1.4906 | 0.03983 | 320 | 204 | 75 | 41 |
193 | At least tell me the name of the hunter-gatherer you're leaving me for | 1.4902 | 0.04015 | 306 | 193 | 76 | 37 |
194 | You're right - sometimes you just need to unplug and get back to basics. | 1.4890 | 0.03564 | 317 | 186 | 107 | 24 |
195 | You told me to only pack the essentials. | 1.4887 | 0.03834 | 311 | 191 | 88 | 32 |
196 | Having this watch is a Godsend, seeing that now I don't have to pack a sundial. | 1.4881 | 0.04063 | 293 | 184 | 75 | 34 |
197 | Would you prefer hunting or gathering? | 1.4866 | 0.04226 | 261 | 162 | 71 | 28 |
198 | Have you seen my charger? | 1.4865 | 0.04548 | 222 | 137 | 62 | 23 |
199 | In case we have to start over... | 1.4863 | 0.03926 | 292 | 179 | 84 | 29 |
200 | This is the last time I‘m staying with the Flintstones side of the family. | 1.4850 | 0.03641 | 334 | 204 | 98 | 32 |
201 | You said you wished we could go back to the beginning. | 1.4833 | 0.03820 | 300 | 183 | 89 | 28 |
202 | The airline tag says it belongs to Flintstone. | 1.4828 | 0.03884 | 290 | 177 | 86 | 27 |
203 | Well, at least it won't set off the metal detector. | 1.4828 | 0.04260 | 261 | 164 | 68 | 29 |
204 | Stonehenge? I thought you said Stone Age! | 1.4818 | 0.03764 | 303 | 184 | 92 | 27 |
205 | Packing go bags for the next time Trump is elected was easier than I thought. | 1.4804 | 0.04160 | 281 | 179 | 69 | 33 |
206 | The tour brochure said to only pack essentials. | 1.4803 | 0.03697 | 304 | 183 | 96 | 25 |
207 | It’ll be great to finally go to B.C.! | 1.4797 | 0.03916 | 296 | 184 | 82 | 30 |
208 | I packed the basics. | 1.4796 | 0.03754 | 294 | 177 | 93 | 24 |
209 | C'mon, it's Burning Man." | 1.4781 | 0.04238 | 274 | 176 | 65 | 33 |
210 | Well, you said be more inventive in the bedroom so here we are. | 1.4779 | 0.03896 | 272 | 164 | 86 | 22 |
211 | If it all goes to Hell, we’ll be able to start over. | 1.4779 | 0.03965 | 272 | 166 | 82 | 24 |
212 | You are the one that always overpacks, I'm just bringing the basics. | 1.4774 | 0.03943 | 287 | 178 | 81 | 28 |
213 | This time I'm packing just the basics. | 1.4764 | 0.03826 | 296 | 182 | 87 | 27 |
214 | I just need my phone charger and then I'll be ready. | 1.4762 | 0.04281 | 273 | 177 | 62 | 34 |
215 | What? These old things? | 1.4760 | 0.03833 | 292 | 179 | 87 | 26 |
216 | I've heard parts of New Jersey are pretty primitive. | 1.4760 | 0.04043 | 271 | 168 | 77 | 26 |
217 | Honey, don't forget your furs. | 1.4760 | 0.03975 | 271 | 166 | 81 | 24 |
218 | I’m just packing the basics. You? | 1.4754 | 0.03909 | 284 | 175 | 83 | 26 |
219 | The website said to get ready to feel like we’ve stepped back in time. | 1.4744 | 0.03762 | 293 | 178 | 91 | 24 |
220 | Now we should blend right in at your parent's house. | 1.4740 | 0.04102 | 289 | 186 | 69 | 34 |
221 | Look, leaving my man cave stresses me out. | 1.4740 | 0.03766 | 289 | 175 | 91 | 23 |
222 | The paleo diet is a lifestyle now, honey. | 1.4739 | 0.03900 | 268 | 162 | 85 | 21 |
223 | Will I need one or two loincloths? | 1.4729 | 0.04116 | 258 | 160 | 74 | 24 |
224 | I guess it has been a while since I traveled. | 1.4723 | 0.03869 | 271 | 164 | 86 | 21 |
225 | What do you mean you didn’t bring your Wilma costume? | 1.4723 | 0.04109 | 271 | 171 | 72 | 28 |
226 | I was walking by that cave and there was, like, this sale! | 1.4710 | 0.03943 | 293 | 185 | 78 | 30 |
227 | You said your cousins were neanderthals | 1.4695 | 0.04105 | 262 | 164 | 73 | 25 |
228 | I just like to pack the basics. | 1.4692 | 0.04235 | 260 | 166 | 66 | 28 |
229 | Don’t freak out by how old fashioned my parents are. | 1.4685 | 0.03919 | 286 | 179 | 80 | 27 |
230 | We're traveling to the bible belt, honey. They're living in the stone ages. | 1.4669 | 0.04445 | 257 | 170 | 54 | 33 |
231 | I can’t believe I got through security with any of this. | 1.4667 | 0.04222 | 255 | 162 | 67 | 26 |
232 | What ? You told me just to bring the essentials | 1.4662 | 0.03692 | 311 | 193 | 91 | 27 |
233 | What? You said this trip was about starting things over. | 1.4652 | 0.03882 | 273 | 168 | 83 | 22 |
234 | Have you seen my loincloth? | 1.4648 | 0.04246 | 256 | 164 | 65 | 27 |
235 | 2022, here we come! | 1.4646 | 0.04343 | 254 | 165 | 60 | 29 |
236 | You pack light. I’ll pack heat. | 1.4644 | 0.04014 | 267 | 167 | 76 | 24 |
237 | I thought you said we were going to Texas | 1.4638 | 0.04117 | 276 | 178 | 68 | 30 |
238 | I prefer the term "cave person." | 1.4627 | 0.04221 | 255 | 163 | 66 | 26 |
239 | You told me to just bring the basics. | 1.4627 | 0.04221 | 255 | 163 | 66 | 26 |
240 | Look, if the cartoonist wanted you to complain about how I pack she would have given you a mouth. | 1.4627 | 0.04639 | 255 | 175 | 42 | 38 |
241 | The airline finally found my bag! | 1.4625 | 0.04566 | 253 | 171 | 47 | 35 |
242 | Think I'll pack a sundial too | 1.4625 | 0.04171 | 253 | 160 | 69 | 24 |
243 | The brochure said “be prepared for primitive accommodations.” | 1.4615 | 0.03827 | 260 | 157 | 86 | 17 |
244 | They weren't kidding. This Airbnb really is primitive. | 1.4615 | 0.04454 | 234 | 151 | 58 | 25 |
245 | Oh, and I'll need my furs. | 1.4609 | 0.03984 | 256 | 158 | 78 | 20 |
246 | You said to pack the basics. | 1.4607 | 0.04082 | 267 | 170 | 71 | 26 |
247 | I almost forgot my mask! | 1.4597 | 0.04230 | 248 | 158 | 66 | 24 |
248 | Honey where’s my loin cloth? | 1.4590 | 0.04280 | 244 | 156 | 64 | 24 |
249 | Do we still need to put liquids in a clear bag? | 1.4585 | 0.04481 | 229 | 148 | 57 | 24 |
250 | It's nice to get back to civilization. | 1.4582 | 0.03910 | 299 | 193 | 75 | 31 |
251 | You said you wanted to go back in time to rekindle our relationship? | 1.4582 | 0.04268 | 251 | 162 | 63 | 26 |
252 | Do you think one loincloth will be enough? | 1.4580 | 0.04066 | 262 | 166 | 72 | 24 |
253 | Did you get my loincloth back from the cleaners? | 1.4571 | 0.04024 | 245 | 151 | 76 | 18 |
254 | Why not? I’m allowed one carrion bag. | 1.4570 | 0.04315 | 256 | 168 | 59 | 29 |
255 | Pack for the era you want, not the era you have. | 1.4563 | 0.04401 | 252 | 167 | 55 | 30 |
256 | I don't tell you what to pack. | 1.4561 | 0.04364 | 228 | 145 | 62 | 21 |
257 | I'm looking forward to taking a break from all of this technology. | 1.4559 | 0.04183 | 261 | 169 | 65 | 27 |
258 | I always just pack the basics. | 1.4559 | 0.04076 | 261 | 166 | 71 | 24 |
259 | No. You are the one dredging up the past. | 1.4558 | 0.04436 | 226 | 145 | 59 | 22 |
260 | If the time machine works according to my expectations, you're going to be pretty embarrassed that you didn't follow my packing guidelines. | 1.4549 | 0.04296 | 233 | 148 | 64 | 21 |
261 | But these are the things that give me joy. | 1.4538 | 0.04215 | 249 | 160 | 65 | 24 |
262 | Clearly we have different ideas of what's strictly essential." | 1.4530 | 0.04196 | 234 | 147 | 68 | 19 |
263 | I guess my idea of a "back to basics" weekend is just different than yours. | 1.4528 | 0.03884 | 254 | 156 | 81 | 17 |
264 | Honey, do you have room for a loincloth? | 1.4524 | 0.04375 | 210 | 131 | 63 | 16 |
265 | What's "just the essentials" SUPPOSED to mean, Diane? | 1.4519 | 0.04212 | 270 | 179 | 60 | 31 |
266 | No clothes for me, just a loincloth. | 1.4518 | 0.04087 | 228 | 140 | 73 | 15 |
267 | You’re seeing your mom. I’m studying the history of dinosaurs. We will have similar stories when we return. | 1.4513 | 0.04775 | 226 | 154 | 42 | 30 |
268 | I already told you, babe: We don't need clothes where we're going. | 1.4512 | 0.04251 | 246 | 159 | 63 | 24 |
269 | Mom said to pack only what we need. | 1.4510 | 0.03687 | 286 | 177 | 89 | 20 |
270 | Oh, British Columbia? My bad. | 1.4509 | 0.04325 | 224 | 142 | 63 | 19 |
271 | I just think it's important to be sure we pack the basics. | 1.4496 | 0.04394 | 238 | 156 | 57 | 25 |
272 | Check the spears or carry them on? | 1.4494 | 0.04159 | 247 | 158 | 67 | 22 |
273 | What? Their website says all ages welcome. | 1.4493 | 0.04592 | 227 | 151 | 50 | 26 |
274 | We have a layover in 16,000 B.C. | 1.4490 | 0.04302 | 245 | 160 | 60 | 25 |
275 | I'm just going to bring the basics. | 1.4480 | 0.04084 | 250 | 159 | 70 | 21 |
276 | What? You said we are going to B.C., Canada, right? | 1.4480 | 0.04365 | 221 | 141 | 61 | 19 |
277 | I decided to pack only essentials. | 1.4477 | 0.03913 | 239 | 146 | 79 | 14 |
278 | Maybe we should discuss our expectations for this weekend.” | 1.4466 | 0.04126 | 253 | 163 | 67 | 23 |
279 | I'm really looking forward to getting back to basics this weekend. | 1.4464 | 0.04229 | 224 | 141 | 66 | 17 |
280 | You said the accomodations were primitive. | 1.4462 | 0.04111 | 251 | 161 | 68 | 22 |
281 | Men haven't evolved much. | 1.4455 | 0.04425 | 220 | 142 | 58 | 20 |
282 | Listen, I just found out I'm 2 percent Neanderthal, so knock it off! | 1.4450 | 0.04358 | 218 | 139 | 61 | 18 |
283 | All I know is that I hit "reset". | 1.4444 | 0.04278 | 234 | 151 | 62 | 21 |
284 | Honey have you seen my tablet? | 1.4444 | 0.04107 | 261 | 170 | 66 | 25 |
285 | Trust me, my parents really are that old-fashioned. | 1.4444 | 0.04191 | 234 | 149 | 66 | 19 |
286 | Can I throw my loin cloth in your bag? | 1.4439 | 0.04656 | 214 | 142 | 49 | 23 |
287 | Did you remember to pack my loincloth? | 1.4432 | 0.04524 | 185 | 115 | 58 | 12 |
288 | I feel so much better now that I've gone Paleo, so I thought: Why not take it all the way? | 1.4430 | 0.04531 | 228 | 152 | 51 | 25 |
289 | Fine! Go ahead! Leave the man who invented the wheel AND discovered fire. | 1.4430 | 0.04445 | 228 | 150 | 55 | 23 |
290 | I’m sorry but I take my man cave very seriously. | 1.4430 | 0.04357 | 228 | 148 | 59 | 21 |
291 | Packing for time travel is difficult. | 1.4426 | 0.04111 | 244 | 156 | 68 | 20 |
292 | For the ritual to work, I need those panties. | 1.4426 | 0.04472 | 235 | 157 | 52 | 26 |
293 | You’ll thank me when we can skip the gathering and go straight to the hunting. | 1.4424 | 0.04467 | 217 | 141 | 56 | 20 |
294 | Look—That Neanderthal on the train switched bags with me! | 1.4414 | 0.04348 | 222 | 143 | 60 | 19 |
295 | I’ve got another great invention! I’ll put the wheel on the suitcase! | 1.4414 | 0.04531 | 222 | 147 | 52 | 23 |
296 | It isn't officially a vacation unless we literally leave civilization behind. | 1.4413 | 0.04275 | 213 | 134 | 64 | 15 |
297 | My family sometimes acts like Neanderthals. | 1.4409 | 0.03877 | 254 | 159 | 78 | 17 |
298 | If you have a little one-shoulder, hip-draped, leopard print thing in there, that would be great. | 1.4409 | 0.04279 | 220 | 140 | 63 | 17 |
299 | We’re not glamping, Cheryl. | 1.4408 | 0.04507 | 211 | 137 | 55 | 19 |
300 | Do you have any room in your bag? | 1.4404 | 0.04498 | 218 | 143 | 54 | 21 |
301 | I’m calling you Wilma on this trip, just so you know. | 1.4400 | 0.04442 | 225 | 148 | 55 | 22 |
302 | I'm off to attend CPAC! You? | 1.4400 | 0.04272 | 250 | 166 | 58 | 26 |
303 | I've been planning this trip for a long time. | 1.4391 | 0.04194 | 230 | 147 | 65 | 18 |
304 | You fold, I'll forage. | 1.4385 | 0.04309 | 244 | 162 | 57 | 25 |
305 | If all return flights are cancelled I was thinking we would just find a cave and start over. | 1.4381 | 0.04814 | 210 | 143 | 42 | 25 |
306 | What do you mean by, "At least two of those won't be allowed on the plane?" | 1.4378 | 0.04318 | 217 | 139 | 61 | 17 |
307 | Do you have room for a spear? | 1.4375 | 0.04128 | 224 | 141 | 68 | 15 |
308 | I just want to be ready for snow on I95 | 1.4359 | 0.04273 | 234 | 153 | 60 | 21 |
309 | And you said Trump couldn't get elected again. | 1.4358 | 0.05011 | 179 | 119 | 42 | 18 |
310 | Just the basics, right? | 1.4356 | 0.04201 | 202 | 125 | 66 | 11 |
311 | My goal is to pack only the basics. | 1.4351 | 0.04208 | 239 | 156 | 62 | 21 |
312 | I forgot my phone charger. | 1.4346 | 0.04458 | 214 | 140 | 55 | 19 |
313 | You said just the essentials. | 1.4344 | 0.04496 | 221 | 147 | 52 | 22 |
314 | I always over pack. This time, I'm only bringing the basics. | 1.4340 | 0.04216 | 235 | 153 | 62 | 20 |
315 | If civilization fails, we'll be the new technocrats. | 1.4335 | 0.04153 | 233 | 150 | 65 | 18 |
316 | Gosh, has it been that long since we travelled last? | 1.4332 | 0.04364 | 217 | 141 | 58 | 18 |
317 | I guess it's been awhile since we traveled anywhere. | 1.4332 | 0.04413 | 217 | 142 | 56 | 19 |
318 | I didn't actually discover fire or invent the wheel, but putting them together in a handy travel pack is all me! | 1.4326 | 0.04490 | 215 | 142 | 53 | 20 |
319 | It would be more fun if TSA hadn't confiscated the marshmallow sticks. | 1.4323 | 0.04292 | 229 | 150 | 59 | 20 |
320 | Alrighty, ready to go, I have packed all the necessary basics needed for survival. Oh darn, wait a minute, where is my mask? | 1.4315 | 0.04617 | 197 | 129 | 51 | 17 |
321 | I'm really surprised this made it through TSA. | 1.4314 | 0.05546 | 153 | 104 | 32 | 17 |
322 | Seeing that our destination is in a red state... | 1.4312 | 0.04445 | 218 | 144 | 54 | 20 |
323 | Trust me. My family is so backward they'll think these are gifts from the future. | 1.4307 | 0.04426 | 202 | 130 | 57 | 15 |
324 | Before we go on vacation, we should talk about the woolly mammoth in the room. | 1.4307 | 0.05842 | 137 | 93 | 29 | 15 |
325 | Did I tell you where we’re staying? | 1.4306 | 0.04376 | 209 | 135 | 58 | 16 |
326 | Wow. We haven’t gone away in a while. | 1.4299 | 0.04539 | 221 | 149 | 49 | 23 |
327 | Have you seen my airplane pillow? | 1.4286 | 0.04538 | 224 | 152 | 48 | 24 |
328 | I booked us on an earlier flight. | 1.4286 | 0.04625 | 224 | 154 | 44 | 26 |
329 | I finally managed to just pack the essentials. | 1.4286 | 0.04358 | 224 | 148 | 56 | 20 |
330 | This is how you pack when you’re on the Paleo Diet. | 1.4286 | 0.04250 | 245 | 164 | 57 | 24 |
331 | You have to admit, their souvenir shop is really authentic. | 1.4286 | 0.04634 | 189 | 123 | 51 | 15 |
332 | I'm not falling for "Rustic Charm" again, Linda. | 1.4279 | 0.04523 | 222 | 150 | 49 | 23 |
333 | Honey, I told you this trip was going to help me reinvent myself. | 1.4279 | 0.04134 | 215 | 136 | 66 | 13 |
334 | The brochure said "primitive" camping venue | 1.4279 | 0.04382 | 201 | 129 | 58 | 14 |
335 | But this is how those people outside of New York City live. | 1.4274 | 0.04352 | 234 | 157 | 54 | 23 |
336 | This is my bag the airline lost over 2000 years ago. I thought I'd never see these things again. | 1.4273 | 0.04493 | 227 | 154 | 49 | 24 |
337 | Worst case scenario. | 1.4273 | 0.04366 | 220 | 145 | 56 | 19 |
338 | Look Hon...My civilization starter kit! | 1.4271 | 0.04636 | 199 | 132 | 49 | 18 |
339 | I'm packing only the essentials this time. | 1.4259 | 0.04324 | 216 | 141 | 58 | 17 |
340 | Paleo is so much more than a diet…it’s a lifestyle! | 1.4255 | 0.04524 | 188 | 121 | 54 | 13 |
341 | We're not glamping, Janet. | 1.4251 | 0.04506 | 207 | 137 | 52 | 18 |
342 | Stop calling me pre-hysterical. | 1.4250 | 0.04672 | 200 | 134 | 47 | 19 |
343 | Yes, I AM a conservative. | 1.4247 | 0.04744 | 186 | 123 | 47 | 16 |
344 | Once we emerge from the coming Apocalypse era, Patent Law will simply reset back to zero and I plan to get io on the ground floor. | 1.4239 | 0.04963 | 184 | 125 | 40 | 19 |
345 | And even if civilization collapses, we’ll still be a step ahead of the Rosenthals. | 1.4238 | 0.04510 | 210 | 140 | 51 | 19 |
346 | I'm so glad we got TSA Pre. | 1.4235 | 0.04513 | 196 | 128 | 53 | 15 |
347 | Honey, you remember that guy at baggage reclaim who was acting like a Neanderthal? | 1.4227 | 0.04456 | 220 | 148 | 51 | 21 |
348 | Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. | 1.4227 | 0.04362 | 220 | 146 | 55 | 19 |
349 | I think the future is in low tech. | 1.4227 | 0.04718 | 194 | 130 | 46 | 18 |
350 | And what may I ask is more essential? | 1.4220 | 0.04438 | 218 | 146 | 52 | 20 |
351 | No, I said I had the best of inventions. | 1.4219 | 0.04395 | 192 | 123 | 57 | 12 |
352 | Now that we are going off grid, I wanted to make sure I brought the essentials. | 1.4219 | 0.04577 | 192 | 126 | 51 | 15 |
353 | They said to bring just the basics. | 1.4218 | 0.04593 | 211 | 143 | 47 | 21 |
354 | 'let me worry about TSA. I'm sure they'll understand once I explain" | 1.4208 | 0.04740 | 202 | 138 | 43 | 21 |
355 | I was hoping you packed that little leopard number. | 1.4202 | 0.04643 | 188 | 124 | 49 | 15 |
356 | Wait, don’t go. I’m evolving. Look! | 1.4194 | 0.04487 | 186 | 120 | 54 | 12 |
357 | My therapist says I’m regressing. | 1.4190 | 0.04998 | 179 | 122 | 39 | 18 |
358 | While you're off on your shopping trip with Deidre, I'm going to hang with Fred in my man cave. | 1.4189 | 0.04039 | 222 | 142 | 67 | 13 |
359 | I can’t believe we got the fire through airport security. | 1.4185 | 0.04712 | 184 | 122 | 47 | 15 |
360 | No, I don't think I'm taking my new Paleo lifestyle too far. | 1.4184 | 0.04391 | 196 | 127 | 56 | 13 |
361 | For the last time, yes, I need to bring all of this if I want to stick to my New Year's paleo diet. | 1.4182 | 0.04635 | 220 | 153 | 42 | 25 |
362 | In case civilization ends while we're away, I want to be prepared. | 1.4180 | 0.04919 | 189 | 130 | 39 | 20 |
363 | Rick Steves says that conditions at the resort are primitive. | 1.4179 | 0.05222 | 134 | 86 | 40 | 8 |
364 | If you’re going to go Paleo, you really have to commit. | 1.4178 | 0.04204 | 213 | 138 | 61 | 14 |
365 | Do you think they’ll have a hand axe? I don’t want to assume. | 1.4178 | 0.04606 | 213 | 146 | 45 | 22 |
366 | It's been awhile since I've traveled. | 1.4176 | 0.04618 | 182 | 119 | 50 | 13 |
367 | I figured I could use this trip to really start over. | 1.4175 | 0.04481 | 194 | 127 | 53 | 14 |
368 | Stonehenge? I thought you said we were going to the stone age... | 1.4171 | 0.04338 | 187 | 119 | 58 | 10 |
369 | My parents are a little old-fashioned.” | 1.4171 | 0.04719 | 187 | 125 | 46 | 16 |
370 | Did we put the lever in your suitcase? | 1.4171 | 0.04460 | 199 | 131 | 53 | 15 |
371 | You know I hate leaving my man cave. | 1.4159 | 0.04636 | 214 | 148 | 43 | 23 |
372 | Going to your parents' house is a very different experience for me than it is for you. | 1.4153 | 0.04599 | 183 | 120 | 50 | 13 |
373 | I guess I never unpacked from our last trip. | 1.4153 | 0.04728 | 183 | 122 | 46 | 15 |
374 | I was told to pack the basics. | 1.4146 | 0.04528 | 205 | 138 | 49 | 18 |
375 | The TSA only cares about flammable liquids.” | 1.4144 | 0.04498 | 181 | 117 | 53 | 11 |
376 | Looked like my luggage from the outside.....but then again, they said it had been there for quite a while.. | 1.4136 | 0.04526 | 191 | 126 | 51 | 14 |
377 | I don't care what Rick Steves says. | 1.4136 | 0.05079 | 162 | 109 | 39 | 14 |
378 | Do you think I am taking this paleo lifestyle too far? | 1.4135 | 0.04532 | 208 | 141 | 48 | 19 |
379 | I am embracing the Full-Paleo lifestyle. | 1.4133 | 0.04326 | 196 | 127 | 57 | 12 |
380 | When I said it would be a paleo resort experience I was talking about a lot more than the diet. | 1.4129 | 0.04253 | 201 | 130 | 59 | 12 |
381 | Hey, I'm ready for any supply chain issues. | 1.4128 | 0.04334 | 218 | 146 | 54 | 18 |
382 | This vacation really set us back. | 1.4127 | 0.04739 | 189 | 128 | 44 | 17 |
383 | I want to use this vacation to reset and start over. | 1.4126 | 0.04120 | 223 | 146 | 62 | 15 |
384 | Jane, I'm still confused by your idea of separate vacations. | 1.4121 | 0.04547 | 182 | 119 | 51 | 12 |
385 | I'm going paleo. | 1.4121 | 0.04340 | 199 | 130 | 56 | 13 |
386 | Hey,all of civilization could perish from another Covid round while we're off on our little island,and it'd be up to us to bring it back... | 1.4118 | 0.04907 | 170 | 114 | 42 | 14 |
387 | You said to only bring the basics. | 1.4118 | 0.04653 | 187 | 125 | 47 | 15 |
388 | Ok, I have the essentials. | 1.4111 | 0.04511 | 180 | 117 | 52 | 11 |
389 | Did you remember to pack the universal power adapter? | 1.4107 | 0.05019 | 168 | 114 | 39 | 15 |
390 | I'll just kill my own clothes when we get there. | 1.4101 | 0.04946 | 178 | 122 | 39 | 17 |
391 | Do you have room in your suitcase for some obsidian spear points? | 1.4096 | 0.04763 | 166 | 109 | 46 | 11 |
392 | Oh great. That Neanderthal brother of yours packed some extras! | 1.4094 | 0.04741 | 171 | 113 | 46 | 12 |
393 | I will say it's getting harder to find a hotel that allows drawing on the walls. | 1.4093 | 0.04367 | 193 | 126 | 55 | 12 |
394 | Your packing all wrong. The Web site said this was a “primitive camping” experience. | 1.4091 | 0.04232 | 198 | 128 | 59 | 11 |
395 | You could come along but I would have to drag you by your hair. | 1.4086 | 0.04729 | 186 | 126 | 44 | 16 |
396 | We're packing just the essentials, right? | 1.4086 | 0.04604 | 186 | 124 | 48 | 14 |
397 | No I have not done a patent search...why? | 1.4085 | 0.05104 | 164 | 112 | 37 | 15 |
398 | You said you wanted me to do something hot in bed. | 1.4080 | 0.05026 | 174 | 120 | 37 | 17 |
399 | Wisconsin isn't as civilized as you think. | 1.4080 | 0.04420 | 201 | 134 | 52 | 15 |
400 | Do you think we'll go clubbing while we're there? | 1.4078 | 0.04525 | 179 | 117 | 51 | 11 |
401 | Of course this isn't my carry-on bag, don't be ridiculous. | 1.4076 | 0.04764 | 184 | 125 | 43 | 16 |
402 | The review said "Pleasant room, but no civilization for miles. Bring the basics" | 1.4074 | 0.04614 | 189 | 127 | 47 | 15 |
403 | What? I only have three things. | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
404 | Pack only what you need to survive … the rest is excess baggage. | 1.4066 | 0.04672 | 182 | 122 | 46 | 14 |
405 | Paleo is a bitch, but Im committed. | 1.4064 | 0.04829 | 187 | 129 | 40 | 18 |
406 | I'm only packing the fundamental essentials. Underwear came later. | 1.4064 | 0.04585 | 187 | 125 | 48 | 14 |
407 | Do you have room for the club? | 1.4059 | 0.04971 | 170 | 116 | 39 | 15 |
408 | Maybe I’ll just rent clubs when we get there. | 1.4059 | 0.04971 | 170 | 116 | 39 | 15 |
409 | What? They were all out of the travel size. | 1.4057 | 0.05195 | 175 | 124 | 31 | 20 |
410 | Essentials only. | 1.4056 | 0.04641 | 180 | 120 | 47 | 13 |
411 | The resort’s brochure said to bring your clubs, your flame and be ready to roll. | 1.4054 | 0.04926 | 185 | 129 | 37 | 19 |
412 | I’m all in on paleo. | 1.4053 | 0.04594 | 190 | 128 | 47 | 15 |
413 | Well it's a paleo retreat, hun. | 1.4053 | 0.04345 | 190 | 124 | 55 | 11 |
414 | This week is all about getting back to the basics. | 1.4043 | 0.04688 | 188 | 128 | 44 | 16 |
415 | They said to pack only the basic necessities. | 1.4031 | 0.04315 | 196 | 129 | 55 | 12 |
416 | A bit primitive I admit.. but so was luggage without wheels | 1.4023 | 0.04953 | 174 | 120 | 38 | 16 |
417 | I'm just trying to bring the spark back. | 1.4022 | 0.04820 | 184 | 127 | 40 | 17 |
418 | Look Honey, who knows if civilization will be here when we get back? | 1.4021 | 0.04546 | 189 | 127 | 48 | 14 |
419 | You're positive that they'll have all of these things where we're staying? | 1.4021 | 0.04524 | 194 | 131 | 48 | 15 |
420 | Shoot. I forgot my CPAP. | 1.4013 | 0.05486 | 157 | 112 | 27 | 18 |
421 | They said to pack basics | 1.4012 | 0.04809 | 167 | 112 | 43 | 12 |
422 | The brochure said no WiFi, and I'm concerned over what other basic necessities they don't have. | 1.4012 | 0.04491 | 172 | 112 | 51 | 9 |
423 | Tomorrow night you can be the Neanderthal. | 1.4011 | 0.04534 | 182 | 121 | 49 | 12 |
424 | We have all we need if we have to quarantine in place, even if the power goes. | 1.4011 | 0.04666 | 182 | 123 | 45 | 14 |
425 | Just in case | 1.4010 | 0.04431 | 207 | 141 | 49 | 17 |
426 | And they took my water. | 1.4000 | 0.05020 | 180 | 127 | 34 | 19 |
427 | I decided if I’m going paleo on this trip, I’m going all in! | 1.4000 | 0.04795 | 175 | 119 | 42 | 14 |
428 | I told you, I only pack the basics. | 1.4000 | 0.04701 | 180 | 122 | 44 | 14 |
429 | Should I bring the bow and arrow or would that seem cocky? | 1.3990 | 0.04457 | 198 | 134 | 49 | 15 |
430 | You said to only pack essentials. | 1.3990 | 0.04229 | 193 | 126 | 57 | 10 |
431 | I packed a few essentials in case civilization ends as we know it | 1.3989 | 0.05018 | 183 | 130 | 33 | 20 |
432 | Yeah, it's hard to do paleo on the road, but when I commit to a lifestyle, I COMMIT to a lifestyle. | 1.3989 | 0.04710 | 183 | 125 | 43 | 15 |
433 | Don't forget your hair extensions for the wife dragging race. | 1.3989 | 0.04836 | 183 | 127 | 39 | 17 |
434 | After all, they did say off the grid | 1.3988 | 0.04395 | 173 | 112 | 53 | 8 |
435 | Rekindle what? | 1.3988 | 0.04712 | 168 | 112 | 45 | 11 |
436 | I'm only taking basics. | 1.3977 | 0.04654 | 171 | 114 | 46 | 11 |
437 | I've decided to go full Paleo. | 1.3977 | 0.04870 | 171 | 117 | 40 | 14 |
438 | What else would I bring to Arkansas? | 1.3975 | 0.04928 | 161 | 109 | 40 | 12 |
439 | You did say you wanted to do a little role playing on this trip. | 1.3974 | 0.04698 | 156 | 102 | 46 | 8 |
440 | I'll pack some basics just in case. | 1.3968 | 0.04350 | 189 | 125 | 53 | 11 |
441 | They said to just pack the basics, Martha., not your whole wardrobe. | 1.3967 | 0.04561 | 184 | 124 | 47 | 13 |
442 | I thought we said just the essentials? | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
443 | That rude neanderthal on the plane must have grabbed my bag. | 1.3966 | 0.05079 | 174 | 123 | 33 | 18 |
444 | Would you be opposed to me dragging you by the hair to bed this evening? | 1.3964 | 0.05051 | 169 | 118 | 35 | 16 |
445 | The cave will have walls. Where are my fingerpaints? | 1.3956 | 0.04851 | 182 | 127 | 38 | 17 |
446 | You have your essentials, and I have mine. | 1.3955 | 0.04544 | 177 | 118 | 48 | 11 |
447 | So we agree,when we get to the resort, you’ll do the gathering. | 1.3952 | 0.05022 | 167 | 116 | 36 | 15 |
448 | I took an oath: Be prepared! | 1.3952 | 0.04802 | 167 | 113 | 42 | 12 |
449 | We agreed we would only pack the basics. | 1.3950 | 0.03879 | 238 | 158 | 66 | 14 |
450 | We can unpack later. I really think I'm on to something here. | 1.3949 | 0.04761 | 157 | 104 | 44 | 9 |
451 | As soon as you're gone, this is my man cave. | 1.3946 | 0.04605 | 185 | 126 | 45 | 14 |
452 | Only the essentials. | 1.3944 | 0.04627 | 180 | 122 | 45 | 13 |
453 | Honey-are we still leaving at the dawn of civilization? | 1.3934 | 0.04767 | 183 | 127 | 40 | 16 |
454 | The brochure said we'd get back to nature and rediscover the simple things. | 1.3934 | 0.04440 | 183 | 122 | 50 | 11 |
455 | It's from Ancestry.com | 1.3933 | 0.05172 | 150 | 103 | 35 | 12 |
456 | Just packing the essentials. | 1.3930 | 0.04624 | 201 | 141 | 41 | 19 |
457 | Remind me of the safe word again? | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
458 | In case we have to quarantine. | 1.3923 | 0.04738 | 181 | 125 | 41 | 15 |
459 | It just feels like the perfect opportunity to start over. | 1.3916 | 0.04663 | 166 | 111 | 45 | 10 |
460 | I’m a strong believer in only packing the basics when I travel. | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
461 | It's for my Cave Man Cave. | 1.3913 | 0.04808 | 184 | 129 | 38 | 17 |
462 | What? You said bring the essentials. | 1.3908 | 0.04443 | 174 | 115 | 50 | 9 |
463 | While you are at your mother's, I plan to go totally primitive | 1.3908 | 0.04939 | 174 | 122 | 36 | 16 |
464 | I heard that the GOP wanted to take us back to a time when men were men and women knew their place. | 1.3907 | 0.05313 | 151 | 106 | 31 | 14 |
465 | I already put together the post pandemic kit. | 1.3906 | 0.04422 | 192 | 130 | 49 | 13 |
466 | But, you were the one who said your parents were a little uncivilized. | 1.3906 | 0.04483 | 192 | 131 | 47 | 14 |
467 | Trust me, you're going to love our new home. | 1.3906 | 0.04297 | 192 | 128 | 53 | 11 |
468 | It's not exactly traveling light, but I do like to keep it to the basics. | 1.3905 | 0.04681 | 169 | 114 | 44 | 11 |
469 | I most definitely am not having a prehistoric life crisis. | 1.3905 | 0.04973 | 169 | 118 | 36 | 15 |
470 | When you decide to come back, I'll have the bed warm for you. | 1.3904 | 0.05177 | 146 | 100 | 35 | 11 |
471 | You said they don't have Wi-Fi. | 1.3897 | 0.04610 | 195 | 136 | 42 | 17 |
472 | Seems like eons since we made our last trip. | 1.3895 | 0.04697 | 172 | 117 | 43 | 12 |
473 | Have you forgotten the last time we relied on a vacation rental’s amenity list? | 1.3893 | 0.05013 | 149 | 101 | 38 | 10 |
474 | Look, if they can go vegan right before we visit for Thanksgiving, then we can go all in on paleo. | 1.3889 | 0.04620 | 180 | 123 | 44 | 13 |
475 | This is my first time leaving New York City, why do you ask? | 1.3889 | 0.04816 | 162 | 110 | 41 | 11 |
476 | I’m off social media. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
477 | The Caveman Diet is a lifestyle, Irene. It doesn't stop just because we're going on vacation. | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
478 | And it's bluetooth-enabled! | 1.3882 | 0.05366 | 152 | 108 | 29 | 15 |
479 | Its a primitive retreat right? | 1.3880 | 0.04567 | 183 | 125 | 45 | 13 |
480 | My therapist said this trip should be a great opportunity to evolve together! | 1.3879 | 0.04832 | 165 | 113 | 40 | 12 |
481 | Have you seen my inclined plane? | 1.3867 | 0.04986 | 150 | 102 | 38 | 10 |
482 | Do you even know what a time machine does? | 1.3867 | 0.04986 | 150 | 102 | 38 | 10 |
483 | Debbie what part of “just the basics” don’t you understand? | 1.3865 | 0.04793 | 163 | 111 | 41 | 11 |
484 | Do you think this wheel is under 3 ounces? | 1.3865 | 0.04632 | 163 | 109 | 45 | 9 |
485 | With all the workers getting sick we may have to fend for ourselves. | 1.3862 | 0.05008 | 145 | 98 | 38 | 9 |
486 | Where's the sliced bread? | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
487 | Did you pack the electric toothbrush? | 1.3861 | 0.05137 | 158 | 111 | 33 | 14 |
488 | You go on ahead. I'm going back. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
489 | You think I can get the club past TSA? | 1.3855 | 0.04897 | 179 | 127 | 35 | 17 |
490 | We should pack the lighter fluid in your suitcase. | 1.3854 | 0.04549 | 205 | 145 | 41 | 19 |
491 | And you brought the sourdough starter, right? | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
492 | You said just pack the essentials. | 1.3851 | 0.05143 | 161 | 114 | 32 | 15 |
493 | I also have this great idea for a printing press. | 1.3850 | 0.04234 | 200 | 135 | 53 | 12 |
494 | Great. We can stick to our Paleo diet. | 1.3846 | 0.04673 | 169 | 115 | 43 | 11 |
495 | We're going to Texas in February. Best to be prepared. | 1.3846 | 0.05640 | 156 | 116 | 20 | 20 |
496 | Feels like we haven't gone traveling in ages. | 1.3841 | 0.04769 | 164 | 112 | 41 | 11 |
497 | It really does make the best pizza. | 1.3841 | 0.04769 | 164 | 112 | 41 | 11 |
498 | I haven't unpacked after the last time we traveled | 1.3841 | 0.04923 | 164 | 114 | 37 | 13 |
499 | Honey, it’s Texas. | 1.3832 | 0.05078 | 167 | 119 | 32 | 16 |
500 | But you told me to just pack the essentials. | 1.3830 | 0.04900 | 188 | 136 | 32 | 20 |
501 | I’m only bringing the basics. | 1.3829 | 0.04489 | 175 | 118 | 47 | 10 |
502 | You said 'Just the essentials,' right? | 1.3827 | 0.04727 | 162 | 110 | 42 | 10 |
503 | But I'm not sure if Floridians understand the basics. Look who they voted for! | 1.3827 | 0.04964 | 162 | 113 | 36 | 13 |
504 | Time travel ain’t what it will be. | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
505 | Yeah mom, I'm totally ready to join the frat! | 1.3826 | 0.05181 | 149 | 104 | 33 | 12 |
506 | Janet, do you have room for a spear in your bag? | 1.3824 | 0.04798 | 170 | 118 | 39 | 13 |
507 | It’s my Swiss Army suitcase. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
508 | OK, besides a toothbrush, what else do we really need? | 1.3822 | 0.05075 | 157 | 110 | 34 | 13 |
509 | But what if the place has no wi-fi? | 1.3820 | 0.04365 | 178 | 119 | 50 | 9 |
510 | We've really come a long way, haven't we? | 1.3818 | 0.04423 | 165 | 109 | 49 | 7 |
511 | how off the grid is this place your taking me? | 1.3816 | 0.04934 | 152 | 104 | 38 | 10 |
512 | Did you want to go clubbing tonight? | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
513 | A measly two percent Neanderthal and you’re leaving me? | 1.3813 | 0.04846 | 160 | 110 | 39 | 11 |
514 | I feel like I'm missing something. Agriculture? The written word? | 1.3810 | 0.04686 | 168 | 115 | 42 | 11 |
515 | Did you pack our animal skins? | 1.3810 | 0.04610 | 168 | 114 | 44 | 10 |
516 | What? You told me to pack just the essentials! | 1.3801 | 0.04322 | 171 | 113 | 51 | 7 |
517 | I thought you said we were getting back to basics! | 1.3800 | 0.04793 | 150 | 101 | 41 | 8 |
518 | Last time we were here your mother called me a neanderthal. | 1.3800 | 0.04885 | 150 | 102 | 39 | 9 |
519 | The brochure says its a primitive campsite | 1.3797 | 0.04886 | 158 | 109 | 38 | 11 |
520 | I thought you told me to just pack the basics. | 1.3797 | 0.04544 | 158 | 105 | 46 | 7 |
521 | Don't forget the pelt scrapers. | 1.3795 | 0.04645 | 166 | 113 | 43 | 10 |
522 | You wanted a weekend away with your caveman. | 1.3793 | 0.04646 | 174 | 120 | 42 | 12 |
523 | I only pack the basics. | 1.3791 | 0.05080 | 153 | 107 | 34 | 12 |
524 | Don't act surprised: I told you on our first date if I could bring three things to an island what they would be. | 1.3789 | 0.04822 | 161 | 111 | 39 | 11 |
525 | Primitive - Yet charming. | 1.3789 | 0.04574 | 161 | 108 | 45 | 8 |
526 | I said the basics, | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
527 | That flight took eons. | 1.3786 | 0.05596 | 140 | 101 | 25 | 14 |
528 | You can call it midlife crisis all you want. I call it being one with nature. | 1.3786 | 0.05409 | 140 | 99 | 29 | 12 |
529 | ...and just the leopard-skin boxers for me. | 1.3786 | 0.04697 | 140 | 92 | 43 | 5 |
530 | You said to just bring the essentials.” | 1.3785 | 0.04862 | 177 | 126 | 35 | 16 |
531 | You won’t need that sweater. | 1.3782 | 0.04578 | 156 | 104 | 45 | 7 |
532 | I still think Customs should have allowed us to keep the dinosaur egg. I wanted to see what hatched out of it. | 1.3782 | 0.05172 | 156 | 111 | 31 | 14 |
533 | So just how primitive do your parents live? | 1.3779 | 0.04894 | 172 | 122 | 35 | 15 |
534 | I think we should just pack the basics for this trip. | 1.3779 | 0.04753 | 172 | 120 | 39 | 13 |
535 | You really need to see this show. This dude Fred works at a stone quarry and has a pet dinosaur. | 1.3778 | 0.05243 | 135 | 93 | 33 | 9 |
536 | I thought you said you wanted us to rekindle the fire! | 1.3776 | 0.05138 | 143 | 99 | 34 | 10 |
537 | The place doesn't have Internet, so, who knows? | 1.3775 | 0.04674 | 151 | 101 | 43 | 7 |
538 | Oh shoot. Remember the grunting, bearded guy at baggage claim with the pelt? | 1.3775 | 0.05210 | 151 | 107 | 31 | 13 |
539 | Well, we are staying at Mar-a-Lago, for heaven sakes. | 1.3766 | 0.05053 | 154 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
540 | Maybe we are headed too far off the grid. | 1.3766 | 0.04705 | 154 | 104 | 42 | 8 |
541 | Do you think I'll need to bring my carrion? | 1.3765 | 0.05107 | 162 | 116 | 31 | 15 |
542 | You said we were going to unplug this weekend... | 1.3764 | 0.04132 | 178 | 117 | 55 | 6 |
543 | I'm just packing a few necessities. | 1.3758 | 0.04807 | 149 | 101 | 40 | 8 |
544 | YOU said, “off the grid.” | 1.3758 | 0.04992 | 149 | 103 | 36 | 10 |
545 | Too retro? | 1.3758 | 0.05170 | 149 | 105 | 32 | 12 |
546 | I love our weekends at the cave. | 1.3758 | 0.05065 | 157 | 111 | 33 | 13 |
547 | I didn't know how far we need to go on this MAGA thing | 1.3758 | 0.05224 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
548 | What? You told me we were taking a tech break. | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
549 | Airline said it's all good,as long as my PCR's negative. | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
550 | Are you sure it’s all-inclusive? | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
551 | It's the new membership gift from the Sierra Club. | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
552 | That’s going to wrinkle. You’ll look ridiculous. | 1.3757 | 0.04870 | 173 | 123 | 35 | 15 |
553 | Oh, Cayman Islands! I thought you said Caveman Islands. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
554 | It was great idea to book with a time travel agency! | 1.3750 | 0.05182 | 152 | 108 | 31 | 13 |
555 | And the hunt for the cloned wooly mammoth was surprisingly affordable. | 1.3750 | 0.04753 | 168 | 117 | 39 | 12 |
556 | WOW, did my suitcase get lost! | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
557 | All I need now is a MAGA hat and Aunt Trudy and I'll be besties. | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
558 | Well, you did say we'd be roughing it. | 1.3741 | 0.04651 | 147 | 98 | 43 | 6 |
559 | Oh, by the way, did I tell you our Airbnb is a cave? | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
560 | It's New York City, honey; we've got to prepare for our survival. | 1.3735 | 0.04713 | 166 | 115 | 40 | 11 |
561 | You said to pack only the essentials. | 1.3734 | 0.04792 | 158 | 109 | 39 | 10 |
562 | I’m planning to get back to basics this vacation. | 1.3734 | 0.04792 | 158 | 109 | 39 | 10 |
563 | Do you hear me telling you what to pack | 1.3727 | 0.05419 | 161 | 120 | 22 | 19 |
564 | I thought you had reserved the hunter gatherer suite | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
565 | I just figured, why stop at the Paleo diet? | 1.3722 | 0.04663 | 180 | 127 | 39 | 14 |
566 | Packing for our Flintstones vacation is SO much simpler than the Jetsons one. | 1.3720 | 0.04670 | 164 | 113 | 41 | 10 |
567 | I thought I would just pack the basics | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
568 | Would you stay if I invented a way to keep the toilet seat down? | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
569 | We may not need the dinosaur spray but I would pack it anyway. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
570 | Now we'll see how much of a man your dad thinks I am | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
571 | I told you I'm not used to bed and breakfasts | 1.3714 | 0.05002 | 140 | 96 | 36 | 8 |
572 | Why are you acting surprised? You knew this is who I was when we met. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
573 | You think I can take the club on the plane with the carrion? | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
574 | If a meteor strikes, we'll have the ultimate Go Bag. | 1.3710 | 0.05306 | 124 | 85 | 32 | 7 |
575 | It looked so useful in the diorama and felt so right at the gift shop. | 1.3706 | 0.04726 | 143 | 96 | 41 | 6 |
576 | Neanderthals! Who said anything about Neanderthals? We're going to visit your parents. | 1.3706 | 0.05063 | 170 | 124 | 29 | 17 |
577 | I'm more concerned that you don't have a mouth, than I am about burning the house down. | 1.3704 | 0.05319 | 162 | 120 | 24 | 18 |
578 | We're packing for Annapolis? I thought you said, apocalypse. | 1.3704 | 0.04707 | 162 | 112 | 40 | 10 |
579 | If I'm only eating Paleo, I'm going to cook it the right way. | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
580 | I still feel like I’m forgetting something | 1.3701 | 0.04783 | 154 | 106 | 39 | 9 |
581 | I love the Natural History Museum gift shop. | 1.3699 | 0.04503 | 173 | 119 | 44 | 10 |
582 | I just hope my Guys' Getaway lives up to its description in the brochure. | 1.3699 | 0.04763 | 146 | 99 | 40 | 7 |
583 | It's just my just-in-case case. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
584 | Hoping to reinvent myself on this vacation. What about you? | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
585 | Don't bother - where we're going, we won't need clothes. | 1.3694 | 0.04890 | 157 | 110 | 36 | 11 |
586 | I brought technology that I can understand. | 1.3693 | 0.04377 | 176 | 120 | 47 | 9 |
587 | I'm just bringing the necessities. | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
588 | You said you wanted primitive accommodations. | 1.3691 | 0.04502 | 149 | 99 | 45 | 5 |
589 | Did you pack the bear skins? | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
590 | Stop worrying that I won’t survive while you’re away. I got this. | 1.3690 | 0.04667 | 168 | 117 | 40 | 11 |
591 | and you say I over pack | 1.3687 | 0.04826 | 160 | 112 | 37 | 11 |
592 | I also brought cassettes | 1.3687 | 0.04744 | 160 | 111 | 39 | 10 |
593 | You pack light. I pack lighter. | 1.3684 | 0.04731 | 152 | 104 | 40 | 8 |
594 | Wow, how long has it been since I last used this suitcase? | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
595 | You're the one who said you wanted this weekend to be like old times. | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
596 | At least we don’t have to reinvent the wheel. | 1.3681 | 0.05001 | 144 | 100 | 35 | 9 |
597 | I can read the writing on the wall. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
598 | I am following CDC guidelines. | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
599 | next summer we should go to the future | 1.3672 | 0.04572 | 177 | 124 | 41 | 12 |
600 | The matches worked! | 1.3669 | 0.04912 | 139 | 95 | 37 | 7 |
601 | Vancouver, B.C., here we come! | 1.3667 | 0.04862 | 150 | 104 | 37 | 9 |
602 | Gifts for my parents. They are very old school. | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
603 | Well I said I wanted to unplug, didn't I? | 1.3667 | 0.04674 | 150 | 102 | 41 | 7 |
604 | I heard it's in a different time zone. | 1.3664 | 0.05220 | 131 | 91 | 32 | 8 |
605 | I don't know what YOU consider essential. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
606 | It's advertised as a no frills hotel. | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
607 | You said only the essentials. | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
608 | I thought you wanted to go back to our roots. | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
609 | Remember when paleo was just a diet? | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
610 | Damn, I forgot the remote. | 1.3657 | 0.04746 | 175 | 125 | 36 | 14 |
611 | Just in case they need to be invented again. | 1.3657 | 0.05559 | 134 | 97 | 25 | 12 |
612 | Primitive! I'll show them primitive! | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
613 | It’s an IKEA bed warmer! | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
614 | Did you or did you not say, ‘Pack all the basics’? | 1.3655 | 0.04571 | 145 | 97 | 43 | 5 |
615 | The brochure promised a return to simpler times. | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
616 | You said to pack just the basics, right? | 1.3648 | 0.04757 | 159 | 111 | 38 | 10 |
617 | If we're successful in traveling back in time, I'll make a mint on these inventions! | 1.3648 | 0.05080 | 159 | 115 | 30 | 14 |
618 | You want go clubbing later? | 1.3648 | 0.04840 | 159 | 112 | 36 | 11 |
619 | I think customs confiscated my shampoo. | 1.3648 | 0.04757 | 159 | 111 | 38 | 10 |
620 | I thought you said pack the basics? | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
621 | I think just the basics will do. | 1.3642 | 0.04650 | 151 | 103 | 41 | 7 |
622 | I don't know which one to submit first for a patent. | 1.3642 | 0.04650 | 151 | 103 | 41 | 7 |
623 | I just can't seem to let go of the past. | 1.3642 | 0.05012 | 162 | 117 | 31 | 14 |
624 | I'm planning on being off grid. | 1.3636 | 0.04960 | 132 | 90 | 36 | 6 |
625 | I'm going with timeless essentials | 1.3636 | 0.04870 | 165 | 118 | 34 | 13 |
626 | Well we're flying west, and that means back in time. | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
627 | Only the essentials, honey! | 1.3636 | 0.04917 | 143 | 99 | 36 | 8 |
628 | You said, "Just bring the basics." | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
629 | We have everything we need for a fresh start. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
630 | It's really all you need, if you think about it. | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
631 | You said just pack the basics. | 1.3622 | 0.05083 | 127 | 87 | 34 | 6 |
632 | I thought we were only supposed to pack essentials. | 1.3620 | 0.04422 | 163 | 111 | 45 | 7 |
633 | Palermo? Not Paleo? | 1.3618 | 0.04988 | 152 | 108 | 33 | 11 |
634 | You said I should be more inventive in bed. | 1.3617 | 0.05061 | 141 | 99 | 33 | 9 |
635 | Did you already pack the lever? | 1.3614 | 0.04370 | 166 | 113 | 46 | 7 |
636 | You’ll love where we’re staying. It’s really rustic. | 1.3614 | 0.04453 | 166 | 114 | 44 | 8 |
637 | I'm glad you asked me to get more inventive in bed! | 1.3609 | 0.05373 | 133 | 95 | 28 | 10 |
638 | Honey, have you seen my business casual loincloth? | 1.3608 | 0.04854 | 158 | 112 | 35 | 11 |
639 | The Early Inventions subscription box is here! | 1.3608 | 0.04685 | 158 | 110 | 39 | 9 |
640 | My parents are *really* old-fashioned. | 1.3605 | 0.04917 | 147 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
641 | Just in case our Airbnb is a cave. | 1.3605 | 0.04821 | 147 | 102 | 37 | 8 |
642 | Do you have room for my dress shoes? | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
643 | I’m thinking I don’t need to pack the fire. They probably have complementary dried twigs we can use to start one there. | 1.3603 | 0.04970 | 136 | 94 | 35 | 7 |
644 | I thought you were bringing the lever? | 1.3600 | 0.04849 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
645 | Well dear, if you take out religion and politics there isn't much else to bring to the "Inventions of Man" conference. | 1.3600 | 0.05131 | 125 | 86 | 33 | 6 |
646 | But you told me to pack for Vancouver, B.C.! | 1.3600 | 0.04849 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
647 | Just in case, remind me to take my cellphone. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
648 | What i said was « it’s going to be a historic trip »! | 1.3595 | 0.04506 | 153 | 104 | 43 | 6 |
649 | They said just bring the basics | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
650 | But you SAID we were starting over. | 1.3592 | 0.04617 | 142 | 96 | 41 | 5 |
651 | Packing relatable items to discuss with your Conservative family is always a challenge | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
652 | pack a fire extinguisher just in case | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
653 | I'm just bringing the absolute basics. | 1.3590 | 0.04543 | 156 | 107 | 42 | 7 |
654 | When you commit to being Paleo, you don't just set it aside for a trip. It's a way of life! | 1.3590 | 0.04543 | 156 | 107 | 42 | 7 |
655 | You told me to pack the essentials | 1.3588 | 0.04300 | 170 | 116 | 47 | 7 |
656 | They don't have WI-FI honey.Who's being unrealistic | 1.3588 | 0.04300 | 170 | 116 | 47 | 7 |
657 | Yes, I’ve checked, this will make it through TSA’s screening. | 1.3586 | 0.04762 | 145 | 100 | 38 | 7 |
658 | You said to bring just the basics! | 1.3586 | 0.05055 | 145 | 103 | 32 | 10 |
659 | Ohhhh! You just meant, like, less screen time! | 1.3586 | 0.04959 | 145 | 102 | 34 | 9 |
660 | Have you seen my leopard pelt? | 1.3586 | 0.04450 | 145 | 97 | 44 | 4 |
661 | I’m looking forward to new discoveries. | 1.3586 | 0.04660 | 145 | 99 | 40 | 6 |
662 | No matter how hard I try, I always over pack. | 1.3585 | 0.04661 | 159 | 111 | 39 | 9 |
663 | I’m out of room even with just packing the basics! | 1.3585 | 0.04828 | 159 | 113 | 35 | 11 |
664 | Call me old fashioned... | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
665 | If we can keep your grandmother's dresser, we can keep my family heirlooms | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
666 | I've heard their facilities described as primitive. | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
667 | Darn it...I forgot to outline my hand on the cave wall. | 1.3580 | 0.04432 | 162 | 111 | 44 | 7 |
668 | This is all we need, the three great American inventions: the fire, the wheel, and the baseball bat. | 1.3577 | 0.05671 | 123 | 89 | 24 | 10 |
669 | Don't leave, I'm evolving fast. | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
670 | I’m just trying to figure out when things started to go wrong | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
671 | Planning for dystopia, honey. We’re flying American Airlines. | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
672 | I call it paleo packing | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
673 | That paleo diet transformed me! | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
674 | We have to take them. They’ve been in the family for generations. | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
675 | There's a lot to unpack here. | 1.3567 | 0.04951 | 157 | 113 | 32 | 12 |
676 | Look Mel, the GOP nomination is up for grabs and I need to relate with the base. | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
677 | Some like to reenact the Revolutionary War, but I'm a Stone Age guy. | 1.3566 | 0.05369 | 129 | 92 | 28 | 9 |
678 | You pack your definition of essentials. I'll pack mine. | 1.3566 | 0.04772 | 129 | 87 | 38 | 4 |
679 | I'm flying on SPIRIT. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
680 | Yeah, but if we don’t pack the fire, you know it will be cold when we get there. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
681 | I'm packing only essentials. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
682 | The brochure says the lodge is primitive. I can do primitive. | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
683 | Wait till they pull that Paper-Rock-Scissors crap on me this year. | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
684 | How kinky do you want to get? | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
685 | Did you turn the clocks back too far? | 1.3556 | 0.04757 | 135 | 92 | 38 | 5 |
686 | Will I need a sportcoat for any reason? | 1.3556 | 0.04984 | 135 | 94 | 34 | 7 |
687 | I've got all the basics, except underwear. | 1.3554 | 0.04835 | 166 | 120 | 33 | 13 |
688 | Let's pack only what we need. | 1.3551 | 0.04802 | 138 | 95 | 37 | 6 |
689 | We’ll go full Paleo this trip — that way we can truly live as they lived. And don’t forget to pack my laptop. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
690 | Well yes, but TSA did get my nail file. | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
691 | You said I just needed to pack the necessities. | 1.3544 | 0.04406 | 158 | 108 | 44 | 6 |
692 | It does feel like an end of an age. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
693 | If your father brings up the election, you can find me outside. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
694 | When the ship can’t dock, and the passengers devolve, I’ll be three steps ahead. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
695 | Don’t forget the sliced bread. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
696 | First things first. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
697 | You said we should start over, from the very beginning. | 1.3540 | 0.04613 | 161 | 113 | 39 | 9 |
698 | Remember, just the essentials. Have you seen my night-vision goggles? | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
699 | You pack your modern conveniences. I'm sticking with the basics. | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
700 | Have you seen my copy of 'Agriculture: the Next Big Thing'? | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
701 | We'll need these when we go to Jurassic Park. | 1.3533 | 0.04550 | 150 | 103 | 41 | 6 |
702 | With "all inclusive" time travel we would not have to pack all of this.. | 1.3533 | 0.05363 | 150 | 112 | 23 | 15 |
703 | It's my portable man cave. | 1.3533 | 0.04550 | 150 | 103 | 41 | 6 |
704 | We haven't been away in ages. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
705 | This'll be the weekend I really get into Paleo. | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
706 | You said pack the basics. Too literal? | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
707 | Camp was fun but the arts and crafts were kinda basic. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
708 | I'm really looking forward to getting back to the basics. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
709 | No, I've had no side effects from the paleo diet. Why do you ask? | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
710 | You know my family still lives in the Stone Age,right? | 1.3519 | 0.04754 | 162 | 116 | 35 | 11 |
711 | I know it's retro but it's also very practical. | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
712 | I thought you said bring only the basic necessities. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
713 | It's my Paleo-Go-Bag. | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
714 | What? I just brought the basics. | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
715 | This suitcase is a hand me down | 1.3511 | 0.04837 | 131 | 90 | 36 | 5 |
716 | Honey, do you remember where I put my loin cloth? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
717 | I'm packing light this time... | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
718 | I just packed a few basics. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
719 | Of course I packed a wifi hotspot. How primitive do you think I am? | 1.3504 | 0.05241 | 137 | 99 | 28 | 10 |
720 | We are going to a primitive campsite. | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
721 | You always overpack. I'm just taking the basics. | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
722 | This IS our travel insurance. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
723 | Have you seen my penicillin? | 1.3500 | 0.04624 | 160 | 113 | 38 | 9 |
724 | Well, what if there’s no cell coverage | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
725 | The older technologies still work fine. | 1.3497 | 0.04398 | 163 | 113 | 43 | 7 |
726 | Of course I'm only packing the essentials. | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
727 | I'm serious, I am really going to unplug on this trip - get back to basics. | 1.3497 | 0.04241 | 143 | 95 | 46 | 2 |
728 | It's a really, really old family recipe. | 1.3496 | 0.05161 | 123 | 86 | 31 | 6 |
729 | I’m packing these items because you said we were traveling to a different time zone. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
730 | Wait, did you say Paleolithic or Pacific? | 1.3493 | 0.04721 | 146 | 102 | 37 | 7 |
731 | I told you-My parents are super Old School.. | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
732 | I think we should check the TSA list again. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
733 | Wonder if we'll see Fred | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
734 | I’m packing light. | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
735 | Do you have room for the fire in your suitcase? | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
736 | Didn't you read How To Pack For Time Travel? | 1.3487 | 0.04304 | 152 | 103 | 45 | 4 |
737 | Honey, did you already pack my tiger bone nose ring? | 1.3486 | 0.05275 | 109 | 75 | 30 | 4 |
738 | You said you wanted us to get back to the basics this weekend. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
739 | You said to pack just the essentials, right? | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
740 | It’s fine. I saw this on Survivor. | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
741 | Bev, the whole purpose of packing the club was to avoid all the bickering. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
742 | Behold. The ultimate survival kit. | 1.3473 | 0.04489 | 167 | 118 | 40 | 9 |
743 | Have you seen my Flintstone Vitamins? | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
744 | Flint, flint, we forgot the flint. | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 86 | 28 | 7 |
745 | I'll be ready for the road trip as soon as I invent the car. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
746 | What? You said the AirBnB had a man cave. | 1.3467 | 0.04535 | 150 | 104 | 40 | 6 |
747 | It's called a paleo resort and I want to fit in. | 1.3467 | 0.04535 | 150 | 104 | 40 | 6 |
748 | You told me to bring some heat to the bedroom. | 1.3462 | 0.05117 | 156 | 116 | 26 | 14 |
749 | If I'm going to time travel, I want to be prepared. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
750 | You really think your underwire bras will get through security? | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
751 | Remember we're going clubbing on the Saturday night | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
752 | Hey,you seen my spear anywhere? | 1.3459 | 0.05342 | 133 | 97 | 26 | 10 |
753 | Don't overpack! This time I'm just bringing the basics. | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
754 | The brochure said they have primitive campsites. | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
755 | Honey, have you seen my spear? | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
756 | I told you, just pack the basics. | 1.3456 | 0.04712 | 136 | 94 | 37 | 5 |
757 | Time travel is all about packing the essentials. | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
758 | I am just going to pack the essentials. | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
759 | Dad said to also be ready in case we had to quarantine. | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
760 | My Ex always told me I was living in the past. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
761 | It's simple. Club fits through stone, stone puts out fire and fire burns up club. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
762 | Don’t go yet. I know the last sex toy was a dud, but this one is a doozy | 1.3448 | 0.05214 | 145 | 107 | 26 | 12 |
763 | I think we have very different definitions of rustic living | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
764 | I packed all the basics. | 1.3446 | 0.04862 | 148 | 106 | 33 | 9 |
765 | You said, “just the basics.” | 1.3444 | 0.04608 | 151 | 106 | 38 | 7 |
766 | What did you bring to draw on the walls? | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
767 | I've decided to start from scratch. | 1.3440 | 0.04833 | 125 | 86 | 35 | 4 |
768 | You think the club will get past security? | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
769 | No surprise, honey. Men come with baggage! | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
770 | On Pan Am, I always carried it on. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
771 | For me, this vacation is all about discovery and reinvention. | 1.3435 | 0.04819 | 131 | 91 | 35 | 5 |
772 | Just in case there's no wi-fi. | 1.3432 | 0.04445 | 169 | 120 | 40 | 9 |
773 | Listen. I've never been upstate and I want to be prepared. | 1.3429 | 0.04838 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
774 | Room service doesn't do paleo. | 1.3429 | 0.04730 | 140 | 98 | 36 | 6 |
775 | But we are not allowed clothes in the cave! | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
776 | Look, I'm not saying your family is primitive but... | 1.3427 | 0.05261 | 143 | 106 | 25 | 12 |
777 | Go ahead and laugh now, but guess who’ll be prepared after the Apocalypse. | 1.3427 | 0.04666 | 143 | 100 | 37 | 6 |
778 | I plan on going pre-grid this vacation. | 1.3425 | 0.04902 | 146 | 105 | 32 | 9 |
779 | Exactly how remote is this campground? | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
780 | No. I think it's YOU who doesn't understand the concept of primitive camping. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
781 | I just want to fit in at Lascaux. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
782 | It's called the Paleo packing method...you see, modern humans have lost touch with what we truly need for a weekend trip. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
783 | I didn't tell you? It's a cave and breakfast! | 1.3416 | 0.04587 | 161 | 115 | 37 | 9 |
784 | Do you have room in your bag for my loincloth? | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
785 | I think I got my luggage switched from that “so easy a caveman could do it” guy. | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
786 | Well, how would YOU pack for time travel?! | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
787 | Fair warning: You might want to charge your phone before we leave. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
788 | I'm going nude, thanks. | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
789 | If the world falls apart during our trip, I don't want to have to invent everything all over again. | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
790 | Mom & Dad said it's a primitive campsite | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
791 | Relax, it’s only 47 pounds. | 1.3403 | 0.05041 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
792 | Pack only what you need. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
793 | Just being ready for any flight cancellations. | 1.3401 | 0.04579 | 147 | 103 | 38 | 6 |
794 | You go ahead,I've got some catching up to do. | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
795 | You said ”just pack the essentials dear..." | 1.3400 | 0.04714 | 150 | 107 | 35 | 8 |
796 | I thought we said only the absolute essentials? | 1.3400 | 0.04714 | 150 | 107 | 35 | 8 |
797 | Yabba Dabba Doo! I'm almost ready to grab your ponytail and take you to dinner! | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
798 | Ah, I still haven't unpacked from our last trip. | 1.3394 | 0.06004 | 109 | 81 | 19 | 9 |
799 | I’m only packing things that spark joy | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
800 | Yes,I know it’s going to be difficult clearing security at the airport.“ | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
801 | I picked up the wrong case at the airport ! Looks like I got Donald Trump Junior's. | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
802 | I think I forgot my plow, but it won’t be needed for several centuries. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
803 | The glamp site says they will provide our loin cloths. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
804 | I refuse to leave civilization behind. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
805 | Getting the fire through customs was the hardest part | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
806 | The brochure said "no wi-fi". | 1.3386 | 0.04639 | 127 | 87 | 37 | 3 |
807 | You’re packing for a campfire, I’m packing for Armageddon. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
808 | Baby, you know I went Paleo for 2022 | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 5 |
809 | Darling, I’m really really serious about starting over again this time! | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
810 | Where do we keep our bronze? | 1.3382 | 0.04920 | 136 | 97 | 32 | 7 |
811 | Finally a chance to reinvent myself. | 1.3382 | 0.04920 | 136 | 97 | 32 | 7 |
812 | I thought we were roughing it | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
813 | If you sit on the bag, I think I can get it to zip. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
814 | Well you said to bring only the essentials. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
815 | Hold it. Maybe I don't need college. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
816 | You said, “just pack the things you can’t live without”. I heard “just pack the things that were essential to the survival and advancement of mankind. | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
817 | Just packing the basics. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
818 | I decided to pack just the basic necessities. | 1.3378 | 0.04653 | 148 | 105 | 36 | 7 |
819 | I'm so surprised. Women aren't allowed to have all this in Texas. | 1.3377 | 0.05222 | 151 | 114 | 23 | 14 |
820 | I am taking just basics. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
821 | I'm just taking the bare essentials | 1.3376 | 0.04568 | 157 | 112 | 37 | 8 |
822 | I just sent my 15,000$ check to Inventor Help.com They told me they can do a great TV infomercial Buy the WHEEL and. get the FIRE for free . Just pay a small extra handling charge! | 1.3372 | 0.04533 | 172 | 125 | 36 | 11 |
823 | We”re going to Washington, D.C. not BC! | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
824 | Can you check the time? TSA confiscated my sundial. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
825 | I'm not saying that your family are Neanderthals, I just think this is a great gift. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
826 | How could anyone vote me off the island? I'll have all the essentials. | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
827 | You said to pack an essentials kit. | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
828 | I think I’ll have to check a bag. | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
829 | You told me to pack only the basics. | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
830 | The cruise brochure said to bring only the essentials. | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
831 | ...business or travel cudgel? | 1.3358 | 0.05311 | 137 | 102 | 24 | 11 |
832 | What do you mean this won’t fit in the overhead bin? | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
833 | They don't have these things yet in Alabama. | 1.3356 | 0.05076 | 146 | 108 | 27 | 11 |
834 | You said to go primitive! | 1.3355 | 0.04568 | 152 | 108 | 37 | 7 |
835 | I packed light | 1.3353 | 0.04566 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
836 | Now, if I only had a little leverage. | 1.3353 | 0.04716 | 170 | 126 | 31 | 13 |
837 | This is just the beginning! | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
838 | I'm packing these, just in case the Apocalypse hits in New York City. | 1.3333 | 0.04839 | 129 | 91 | 33 | 5 |
839 | Dad said we all can go camping anytime...so my time is the Mesozoic Period? | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
840 | This was my way of bringing a spark to the bedroom. | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 132 | 94 | 32 | 6 |
841 | Sure, you say it’s glamping, but I feel more comfortable having a backup plan. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
842 | Well, in some foreign countries, an American passport alone isn't enough to command respect. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
843 | It's STEM for beginners. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
844 | Space is tight, so don't bring anything you could live without. | 1.3333 | 0.04926 | 156 | 116 | 28 | 12 |
845 | You may wear the pants around here, but I do the talking because I AM THE ONE WITH A MOUTH. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
846 | We are so ready for 2022. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
847 | Opposable thumbs are probably safe, but can we be sure about the rest? | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
848 | Mom said they're Neanderthals. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
849 | I'm putting an AirTag in here in case it gets lost. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
850 | The Paleo Diet doesn’t take a vacation. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
851 | My safe word is "ooga booga" | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
852 | I thought we agreed: only the essentials | 1.3333 | 0.04583 | 135 | 94 | 37 | 4 |
853 | Remember that really really old guy next to us at the baggage carousel? | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
854 | This incantation should make your mouth reappear | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
855 | On this vacation,I may be naked,but I won’t be afraid. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
856 | Remember, no flammable liquids. I don't want a repeat of what happened last time. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
857 | But you said to only pack essentials . | 1.3333 | 0.06152 | 105 | 79 | 17 | 9 |
858 | I only wish I had room for my loincloth " | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
859 | Did we sign up for the same workshop? | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
860 | I heard there is no wireless there." | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 138 | 98 | 34 | 6 |
861 | The basics, that's all you need. The basics! | 1.3333 | 0.04638 | 138 | 97 | 36 | 5 |
862 | I packed the bare essentials. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
863 | After we unpack, do you want to paint some caves? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
864 | I thought you said your parents were primitive. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
865 | I got Fred Flintstone's bag. | 1.3311 | 0.04766 | 151 | 110 | 32 | 9 |
866 | See? And you thought camping would be uncomfortable. | 1.3311 | 0.04735 | 148 | 107 | 33 | 8 |
867 | You said to bring the essentials! | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
868 | That's the thing about surprise time travel, you won't know how many outfits to pack. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
869 | What? I'm just bringing the essentials. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
870 | I thought I'd travel light and just bring the basics. | 1.3310 | 0.05166 | 142 | 106 | 25 | 11 |
871 | You are right. I leave club and pack extra socks. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
872 | If your mom calls me "primitive" one more time, we are never coming back! | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
873 | I've stuck with the paleo thing for three months now, vacation is no excuse. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
874 | It’s the next step in our paleo diet. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
875 | You said "the essentials" | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
876 | I’ve got an idea...... | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
877 | Babe, let's not overpack again this time—just bring the basics. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
878 | You said you wanted me to be more inventive. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
879 | Look, it says Basic Economy. These are the basics. | 1.3308 | 0.04975 | 133 | 96 | 30 | 7 |
880 | I know I have a tendency to overpack. This time I’m bringing only the essentials. | 1.3308 | 0.04365 | 133 | 91 | 40 | 2 |
881 | I've decided to take a break from technology. | 1.3308 | 0.04975 | 133 | 96 | 30 | 7 |
882 | I caved, and got the whole set. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
883 | But you said you wanted a weekend together to relive the old days. | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
884 | My therapist said that while on vacation I need to spend some time thinking about where it all started. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
885 | If a comet strikes while we're gone, we'll have to re-start civilization. | 1.3306 | 0.04821 | 124 | 87 | 33 | 4 |
886 | We're going to the Cape? I thought you said the cave. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
887 | I don't want to go off my paleo diet. | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 5 |
888 | Remember that big hairy guy sitting a few rows back?... | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
889 | We’re going to Alabama, right? I want to introduce them to some new stuff. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
890 | Your parents said you married a Neanderthal, so I'm going to show them a Neanderthal. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
891 | You know you'll never wear any of that. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
892 | I want to get back to basics. | 1.3303 | 0.05057 | 109 | 76 | 30 | 3 |
893 | It's clear I haven't opened this suitcase for a while. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
894 | I bet your asking yourself ,"How did he get that through airport security." | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
895 | At this Caveman Dude Ranch, you’re not going to need clothes dear. | 1.3289 | 0.04512 | 149 | 106 | 37 | 6 |
896 | I'm sorry. They way you described your parents, I assumed they were Neanderthals. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
897 | Do you think I'll need my blowgun? | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
898 | The guys said to pack for the authentic Burning Man experience. | 1.3286 | 0.04584 | 140 | 99 | 36 | 5 |
899 | The travel agent says that it's a no-frills resort. | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
900 | But you told me to just pack the basics. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
901 | Too paleo? | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
902 | Packing heat is my constitutional right. | 1.3282 | 0.04654 | 131 | 92 | 35 | 4 |
903 | I'm packing just the basics. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
904 | I'll pack the basics. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
905 | I’ve just discovered hot wheels! | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
906 | TSA is clearly understaffed. | 1.3281 | 0.05332 | 128 | 95 | 24 | 9 |
907 | What do you mean the Netherlands? I thought we were going to see the Neanderthals! | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
908 | The only thing left to pack is my phone charger. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
909 | I'm doing Paleo January. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
910 | I thought this was a Paleo retreat. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
911 | Hear me out....what if we start over? | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
912 | Wow, I almost forgot to pack my phone charger. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
913 | ......just getting ready for an overnight at the airport! | 1.3277 | 0.05860 | 119 | 91 | 17 | 11 |
914 | I know it’s all-inclusive, but I like to forage. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
915 | I'm still allowing myself a few luxuries for my stay at the primitive campsite. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
916 | Hand me the lever and fulcrum. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
917 | I still can't believe you printed paper copies of our boarding passes. You're so primitive! | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
918 | No, I don't think I'm going overboard with the paleo diet | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
919 | Hey, you did ask Uber for the Delorean, right? | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
920 | Honey, clothes are considered faux-pas at Burning Man. | 1.3265 | 0.04545 | 147 | 105 | 36 | 6 |
921 | I thought you said just the basics. | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
922 | Actually, I’m more worried about my bag being over weight. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
923 | It's called keto, Sarah! | 1.3261 | 0.04732 | 138 | 99 | 33 | 6 |
924 | Smoking Hot in the Bedroom.! | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
925 | I feel like I’m forgetting something. | 1.3258 | 0.04869 | 132 | 95 | 31 | 6 |
926 | It's all a part of my new Paleo-travel lifestyle. | 1.3258 | 0.04869 | 132 | 95 | 31 | 6 |
927 | Hun, do we have cave paint in 3.4 ounce bottles? | 1.3258 | 0.04749 | 132 | 94 | 33 | 5 |
928 | Well, I think we need an old-fashioned vacation. | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
929 | What did you think Paleo weekend meant? | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
930 | It's ok as long as it's a 3oz fire or less. | 1.3254 | 0.05018 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
931 | Only basics,right? | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
932 | I told you that this trip to pack only what we need. | 1.3254 | 0.04758 | 126 | 89 | 33 | 4 |
933 | Patents pending | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
934 | I'm packing paleo. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
935 | My therapist said that it would help our relationship if I tapped into my inner caveman on this trip. | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
936 | You need to wear something skimpier and don't shave your legs. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
937 | You pack for your back-to-nature camping trip, and I'll pack for mine! | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
938 | Honey,did we forget to pack the lever? | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
939 | Sorry I pulled your hair earlier. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
940 | Wait, neoliberal? I thought you said your friends were in the neolithic camp. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
941 | Damnit Karen, you better bring your own cudgel because I don't want to get there and hear 'oh hey let me borrow your cudgel' | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
942 | I’m all in on this paleo thing. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
943 | I voted for Trump. | 1.3245 | 0.05108 | 151 | 115 | 23 | 13 |
944 | You never know if those wheels on the bus are going to go 'round and 'round! | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
945 | Do you really need to pack all that? We're only time traveling for one day. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
946 | Listen, you pack your bug-out bag and I'll pack mine and we'll see which one of us rekindles civilization after this latest apocalypse. | 1.3237 | 0.05327 | 139 | 106 | 21 | 12 |
947 | I also read cell phones don’t work there. | 1.3235 | 0.04535 | 136 | 96 | 36 | 4 |
948 | I don't care if she's your sister, she has no right to call me a caveman. | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
949 | CaveMAN? How dare you assume my gender identity! | 1.3233 | 0.05500 | 133 | 102 | 19 | 12 |
950 | I did. I packed just the basics. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
951 | Is this not what retreat meant? | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
952 | But you said we were going to the Isle of Man. | 1.3228 | 0.05463 | 127 | 96 | 21 | 10 |
953 | Have you seen my mead? | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
954 | TSA will understand. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
955 | I was born too late. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
956 | You wanted a throwback vacation and you're gonna get it. | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
957 | Think of all the activities we'll yabba-dabba-doo | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
958 | I just need to get back to a time when life was simpler, you know? | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
959 | It comes with my Burning Man membership. Cool, huh? | 1.3220 | 0.05230 | 118 | 86 | 26 | 6 |
960 | I always forget my toothbrush. | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
961 | Wouldn’t you rather join me for the interactive caveman experience? | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
962 | Which vacation is this, playa or paleo? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
963 | Do you think I'll need my bear skin? | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
964 | Don't forget to pack some matches. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
965 | You know, I think this separate vacation thing is actually going to work out real well for us, hon. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
966 | I generally pack only the basics. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
967 | If your father is the cave man you say he is, he's going to be really, really impressed. Trust me! | 1.3212 | 0.04508 | 137 | 97 | 36 | 4 |
968 | I think I misplaced the wedge. | 1.3212 | 0.04508 | 137 | 97 | 36 | 4 |
969 | By "quaint," I only meant that the B&B doesn't have Wifi. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
970 | Don't worry, Mom. If they close the cafeteria, I'm ready. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
971 | Pre-pandemic travel seems so long ago! | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
972 | I thought you said you wanted to go caving? | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
973 | I’m getting my caveman mojo on. | 1.3211 | 0.04856 | 109 | 76 | 31 | 2 |
974 | Don't worry, I'm wearing my loincloth on the plane to save room | 1.3211 | 0.06235 | 109 | 85 | 13 | 11 |
975 | Remember: Just the basics. | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
976 | No, we're visiting my parents. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
977 | With supply chain issues, the hotel might be grateful we brought our own stuff. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
978 | Are clothes really required at pre-history camp? | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
979 | Remind me to domesticate the dog. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
980 | Look, we're going to Jersey...and I don't want to standout like a tourist. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
981 | I thought we agreed that we would only bring the most essential items on our next trip. | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
982 | I’m just bringing basics. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
983 | Honey, have you seen my woolly mammoth coat? | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
984 | All done. I'm sure they'll have shampoo and pointy rocks at the resort. | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
985 | I should've known better than to let your neanderthal brother pack my suitcase." | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
986 | On this year's vacation, I'm going to get back to the real basics and eliminate anything which involves bringing the right power chord. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
987 | It's fine! I checked the TSA guidance and these are not on the list of prohibited items. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
988 | I told myself - next trip I'm packing only the basics. | 1.3197 | 0.04837 | 122 | 87 | 31 | 4 |
989 | You told me to just pack the bare necessities | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
990 | To be honest, I'm a little worried about I-95. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
991 | Well, it’s my Go- bag | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
992 | Gloria, this weekend you'll get to see that caveman side of me. | 1.3188 | 0.04598 | 138 | 99 | 34 | 5 |
993 | I told you, I'm only packing essentials! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
994 | I just packed the essentials | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
995 | I see you are taking your work with you. When was the last time you unpacked? | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
996 | Well, the travel brochure described the island as primitive. I just like to be prepared. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
997 | Well, what do YOU think timeshare means? | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
998 | You did say primitive camping, right? | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
999 | When I said this was going to be a historic trip, I forgot the prefix. | 1.3178 | 0.04667 | 129 | 92 | 33 | 4 |
1000 | I'm thinking that we'll just need the basics. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1001 | I’m reinventing the wheel | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
1002 | And then Joe Rogan said... | 1.3175 | 0.05480 | 126 | 96 | 20 | 10 |
1003 | Trust me, it's fine if we check our bags. | 1.3175 | 0.04598 | 126 | 89 | 34 | 3 |
1004 | It's been so long since I invented these, I'd forgotten all about them. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1005 | I'm not implying anything about your dad. | 1.3172 | 0.05057 | 145 | 110 | 24 | 11 |
1006 | I got it to work without going on the web. | 1.3171 | 0.05454 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
1007 | It's a back-to-basics resort. | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
1008 | Reject modernity and embrace tradition? I don't think they meant that, Paul... | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
1009 | Are we sure the Airbnb has paleo-friendly options nearby? | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1010 | Mom wasn’t happy with our wedding registration choices. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1011 | I should've never watched that 'Flinstones' marathon last night. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1012 | I hope you brought the toothpaste. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1013 | Yes, you're laughing now, but a day will come when I'll be viewed as prescient. | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1014 | You said this would be our chance to start over, well, I’m down with that! | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1015 | It's our first time travelling out of state in almost two years! | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1016 | Do you have room for the Didgeridoo? | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1017 | And I invented the internet too! | 1.3158 | 0.06396 | 95 | 73 | 14 | 8 |
1018 | Look, I know Brian's way of life might seem a little odd, but if we're staying at his place we need to respect his Neanderthal heritage. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1019 | It's time travel dear. We need to pack the basics. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1020 | It isn't just a paleo diet, it's a lifestyle | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1021 | You said to just pack essentials. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1022 | Now it says I am supposed to drag you by your hair into the closet. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
1023 | You did say just bring the basics. | 1.3151 | 0.05212 | 146 | 113 | 20 | 13 |
1024 | Hey, you're the one who said I should pack the basics. | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
1025 | Damn. I forgot my printing press and Eniac! | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
1026 | I'll need an aisle seat. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1027 | No restaurant food for me this weekend. I'm doing great with the strict Paleo diet. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1028 | It's just a phase I'm going through....guess which. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1029 | Paleo Camp. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1030 | I guess I need to invent a larger carry on. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1031 | Paleo diet, level three. | 1.3145 | 0.04474 | 159 | 117 | 34 | 8 |
1032 | Let's get back to the basics | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
1033 | I hope that we won't be violating the prime directive. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
1034 | Where we're going, we don't need clothes. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1035 | Anything else we can just buy when we get there. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1036 | We’re all set for travel delays. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1037 | The TSA's gonna love this one....... | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1038 | The brochure said “fire pit optional.” | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1039 | It’ll take me forever to unpack | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1040 | Look at what I learned at caveman summer camp, mom. I made fire, the wheel, and how to date girls. | 1.3130 | 0.05535 | 131 | 102 | 17 | 12 |
1041 | I’m just packing the essentials. | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
1042 | I can always hunt for sweater when we get there. | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
1043 | I’m so done with 2022.” | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1044 | The first year away at college is always about basic survival. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1045 | Did you remember to lock the cave? | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1046 | Who needs WiFi for a vacation when you have the basics. | 1.3125 | 0.04917 | 112 | 80 | 29 | 3 |
1047 | Naked and Afraid. And you? | 1.3125 | 0.04707 | 160 | 121 | 28 | 11 |
1048 | I thought you wanted to see hot wheels and go clubbing? | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1049 | I can't believe I finally caved in to your holiday plans. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1050 | I'm confused. You said 2022 was the year to bring new excitement to our relationship. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
1051 | On this trip, I’m taking my Paleo Diet to the next level! | 1.3121 | 0.04627 | 141 | 103 | 32 | 6 |
1052 | Just the essentials, honey; we're roughing it. | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
1053 | It's just in case civilization ends while we are at 35,000 feet. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1054 | This is one way to use my Liberal Arts degree. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1055 | Honey, do you want me to pack the basic necessities or not?? | 1.3119 | 0.04645 | 109 | 76 | 32 | 1 |
1056 | Did you pack the first aid kit? | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
1057 | One crispy drum stick, come'n up. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1058 | This ''Basic Man' kit from Men's Health isn't what I expected. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1059 | We'll be off grid the whole vacation! | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1060 | I just feel its important for me to connect with my roots on this trip. | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1061 | You'd be surprised how often they come in handy. | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
1062 | What do you think of my indoor barbeque? | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
1063 | Well, you wanted the things to get hotter in the bedroom. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1064 | Nobody was smart enough to patent mankind's three most important inventions. I will patent them and reap billions in royalties. | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
1065 | It's part of this whole Paleo thing I'm doing. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
1066 | 'When the Exchange student said he was from the Middle Paleolithic, he wasn't kidding.' | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
1067 | First can we stop off at the patent office?” | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
1068 | Wait, the CAYMAN Islands? I must have misheard you. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1069 | I had a feeling flying Caveman Class might be a problem | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1070 | If we're embracing a paleo diet, we're embracing paleo design. | 1.3106 | 0.04580 | 132 | 95 | 33 | 4 |
1071 | Now I just need something to carry 4 oz or less of water | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
1072 | Too bad nobody's invented a better suitcase. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
1073 | The therapist said we needed to start from scratch on this vacation. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
1074 | I thought we agreed to relive the good old days. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1075 | You said that on this vacation you wanted to get back to basics! | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
1076 | Fire…the Wheel… next, the Female Orgasm! | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1077 | I’m just going to live out of my suitcase. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1078 | I finally followed your advice and just packed the basics. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1079 | The scouts are meeting in a cave this year, and I'm going to win every merit badge they've got! | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
1080 | I am just going to pack the basics | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1081 | See, unlike you, I just pack the basics. | 1.3095 | 0.04045 | 168 | 121 | 42 | 5 |
1082 | Wait, this isn't my bag... | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1083 | Teach a man to make fire, he can mansplain for a lifetime." | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1084 | Honey, have you seen my stone tools? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1085 | It's the new Gwyneth Paltrow home tool kit. | 1.3094 | 0.04549 | 139 | 101 | 33 | 5 |
1086 | I've got the emergency kit | 1.3091 | 0.04788 | 110 | 78 | 30 | 2 |
1087 | The resort is seriously retro. | 1.3089 | 0.04778 | 123 | 89 | 30 | 4 |
1088 | I heard this place was very rustic. | 1.3089 | 0.04637 | 123 | 88 | 32 | 3 |
1089 | I know TSA's stance on liquids. How do they feel about fire? | 1.3089 | 0.04778 | 123 | 89 | 30 | 4 |
1090 | What if I put wheels on a suitcase? | 1.3089 | 0.05552 | 123 | 95 | 18 | 10 |
1091 | This Flintstone weekend is going to be live-streamed on the interrock. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
1092 | Says the one who hasn’t traveled for two years, let alone in coach! | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1093 | It's a short trip, so I'm only packing the basics. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
1094 | Let’s go clubbing | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
1095 | Well, you wanted to go to Texas . . . | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1096 | Do you think the club will put me over 50 pounds? | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1097 | I seem to be packing differently since I started my Paleo diet. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1098 | I always over pack ! This time , I 'm just sticking with the basics ! | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1099 | We won't need room service. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1100 | I can't decide which one I should patent first. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1101 | Surprised at what you can get past TSA these days. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1102 | You told me to pack so I would be prepared for anything. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1103 | Now all I have left to pack is the sliced bread. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1104 | I am just taking the basics. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1105 | Luckily we have TSA Pre-Check. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1106 | I'm just packing the essentials, honey. | 1.3077 | 0.04464 | 143 | 104 | 34 | 5 |
1107 | I want to show your parents how far we’ve come. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1108 | The secret to packing is to just bring the basics. | 1.3077 | 0.04616 | 117 | 83 | 32 | 2 |
1109 | I thought this holiday was about going "back to basics"? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1110 | You know, just the basics. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1111 | On this vacation, I really want to get back to my roots. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1112 | Then I noticed an asterisk next to 'Roughing it.' | 1.3077 | 0.04347 | 130 | 92 | 36 | 2 |
1113 | Next I'm going to make sliced bread. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1114 | I plan on spending alot of time in the Man cave. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1115 | Did you pack my laptop? | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1116 | Looks like we’re both starting over | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1117 | Did we hire a marriage counselor or a camp counselor? | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1118 | We just need to go out and look for a caveman wearing I ❤ New York attire. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
1119 | When you said let"s start over, how far back did you want to go? | 1.3070 | 0.05861 | 114 | 89 | 15 | 10 |
1120 | You can take the man out of the cave… | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1121 | Well, you said your parents were stuck in the stone age. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1122 | The thing I love about the Paleo diet is that you can do it anywhere. | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
1123 | Honey, in my men’s group we’re exploring our primitive essence. | 1.3065 | 0.05513 | 124 | 96 | 18 | 10 |
1124 | I still can't believe the airport lost our mammoth. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1125 | I can’t believe it’s been so long since my last vacation | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1126 | You said this vacation was back to basics. | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1127 | I really need to disconnect from technology. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1128 | Did you bring an extra toothbrush? I only packed the essentials. | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1129 | In case the Internet goes down. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1130 | Did you pack the marshmallows and my leopard print outfit?" | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
1131 | I can’t find our flight info. I know I scrawled it into one of these walls. | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
1132 | I decided to pack light. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1133 | While you were gone I decided to clean out the man cave. | 1.3058 | 0.04671 | 121 | 87 | 31 | 3 |
1134 | They say we're headed back to the Stone Age. I am getting prepared! | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1135 | O.K. you’re in charge of the hieroglyphics. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1136 | Well, you said you wanted to go primitive camping. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1137 | You'll thank me when we get there." | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1138 | I suppose I’ll pack a snack in case the paleo options are limited. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1139 | For the last time, we are going to the Caymans, not the Cavemans. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1140 | Instead of packing them, couldn't we re-invent some of these when we get there? | 1.3051 | 0.04740 | 118 | 85 | 30 | 3 |
1141 | I checked before we left--the don't do paleo at the restaurant. | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
1142 | We work from home now. Why can't we camp from home? | 1.3051 | 0.04740 | 118 | 85 | 30 | 3 |
1143 | I'm trying out smoke rings for camp. | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
1144 | My safe word is brontosaurus. | 1.3051 | 0.04740 | 118 | 85 | 30 | 3 |
1145 | I'm only packing the essentials. | 1.3050 | 0.05127 | 141 | 109 | 21 | 11 |
1146 | Maybe this time your parents will finally accept me as family. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1147 | And how do you know an Ice Age won't break out? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1148 | We might have to quarantine. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1149 | Someone's taking 'pack only the bare essentials' to a whole new level. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
1150 | Always pack the essentials. Have you seen my sliced bread? | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
1151 | It will still be early when we arrive. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1152 | Don't worry. This time I'm ready to have that whole 'am I man enough to care for you' conversation with your dad. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1153 | This Honeymoon tradition has been passed down through the family since the beginning of time. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1154 | There's a lot of time to unpack. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1155 | I know I'm forgetting something. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1156 | Can I have this room as my man cave? | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1157 | I gotta get rid of this wheel … I finally bought a car. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1158 | Just in case the airline does not serve a hot meal. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1159 | Just packing the basics, dear | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1160 | When your name is Og, there's no telling whose luggage you'll get. | 1.3041 | 0.05042 | 148 | 115 | 21 | 12 |
1161 | Do you have room for Agriculture? | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
1162 | Have you seen my animal hide duds? | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
1163 | I'll be ready in five... We'll have to hone the axle, beat the wheel on and lube the bearings. If we make it across the Holland Tunnel we should be free... I just hope you didn't park in a tow away zone like last time. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1164 | Wait - you're inventing the sweater? | 1.3040 | 0.04714 | 125 | 91 | 30 | 4 |
1165 | I think I'll ace the caveman challenge. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1166 | It was my first attempt at inventing a roller suitcase! | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1167 | Paleo diet. Why not Paleo sex? | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1168 | They said bringing this to dinosaur camp would be historically inaccurate. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1169 | Look, they said it's 'primitive camping,' right? | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1170 | I feel this powerful urge to hunt and gather. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1171 | What? You told me to pack only the essentials | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1172 | Thorg is going to love my cave warming gift. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1173 | I'm thinking that airport security will pour cold water on this idea. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1174 | Easy for you. All you need is a ponytail. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1175 | The Josh Hawley return to masculinity conferences are always so hard to pack for! | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1176 | My doctor said it’s necessary for my paleo diet | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1177 | I’m asking you to only take this symbolically. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1178 | You'll understand in time. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1179 | I've packed the essential components of civilization. You've got laundry. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1180 | No, I didn't read the tag. I figured, who else would have a leopard skin tag? | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1181 | You're packing to have a good time, I'm packing to go back in time. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1182 | Get real. We're going to Grandma's, and you know she lives in another century. | 1.3028 | 0.04790 | 109 | 78 | 29 | 2 |
1183 | Don't over-pack Harriet. Just the basics. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1184 | TSA allows darts in checked bags,right? | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1185 | You told me to pack just the essentials! | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1186 | I had packed this a while ago | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1187 | I am not sure why you’re asking, it’s exactly what it looks like. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1188 | It's Paleo Packing | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1189 | Even on vacation, I'm sticking with paleo. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1190 | OK, where's the man cave that was in the pictures? | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1191 | Hey, we got the spark back. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1192 | Welcome to my boy cave. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
1193 | You'll love it, it's the best cold unlit cave on Airbnb. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1194 | So when do you want me to club you over the head and drag you into the cave by your hair - after retreat introductions or after happy hour? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1195 | Oh, I'm not here to enjoy the Hamptons, I'm here to survive the Hamptons. | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
1196 | Don't look at me - you still have an iPhone 6. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1197 | Surprise! | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1198 | I'm having a 'What would Fred and Wilma do?' moment. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1199 | I’m getting back to my roots. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1200 | Informal? No, I'm pretty sure they said 'primal'. | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
1201 | Dad said we were going caving and to get prepared. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1202 | I’m packing only the basics. | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
1203 | It's only for a couple of days, we agreed to just take essentials! | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1204 | Oh please..it's not like I'm trying to invent the wheel. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1205 | But I did pack light. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1206 | We're going camping, not glamping. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1207 | The week in Guadeloupe made me totally reconsider my dependence on modern conveniences. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1208 | Just your bear skins. This is time travel. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1209 | I’m not sure TSA pre-check is paleo-friendly though… | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1210 | Well, why do you always pack a hair dryer? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1211 | The retreat said no 'modern' conveniences. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1212 | Before you leave, one last Paleo breakfast in bed? | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1213 | I’m not going to let other people’s supply chain issues impact our vacation. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1214 | I don't want to forget anything." | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
1215 | I can't remember when we last took a trip. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1216 | Oh great, I forgot the sliced bread. | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
1217 | Well, the last place we stayed didn’t have a hair dryer. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1218 | The brochure said rustic. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1219 | Didn't you know? Jurassic Park is going for authenticity | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1220 | I forgot my toothbrush. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1221 | It will be great to really unplug this week, you know? | 1.3000 | 0.04456 | 130 | 94 | 33 | 3 |
1222 | I’m channeling my inner cave man here. Whataya say, want to get married? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1223 | Practicing for our sidetrip to BedRock. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1224 | You said your parents were conservative; I’m just trying to impress them. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1225 | Just the basics for me. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1226 | Well, you're always saying you want more fire in the bedroom! | 1.3000 | 0.05500 | 120 | 93 | 18 | 9 |
1227 | This is how our ancestors packed light. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
1228 | I told you my parents are old-fashioned. | 1.2994 | 0.04088 | 157 | 114 | 39 | 4 |
1229 | Remember to pack light. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1230 | Our trip to the Bronze Age next year won’t be so easy with airport security. | 1.2992 | 0.04516 | 127 | 92 | 32 | 3 |
1231 | I pack paleo | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1232 | All packed for Survivor Camp. Have you seen my cell phone? | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1233 | You can’t run away from the past. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1234 | New year, new me! | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1235 | I only pack essentials. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1236 | Did you pack my Survival Guide for Dummies? | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1237 | Don't worry. I took out the lithium batteries... | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1238 | Ut-oh, my bag is full. Do you have enough space in your suitcase for agriculture? | 1.2987 | 0.04799 | 154 | 119 | 24 | 11 |
1239 | I am hoping that one of these catches on. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1240 | It's a gift for your mother. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
1241 | I am only bringing what we really need, as a species. | 1.2984 | 0.04432 | 124 | 89 | 33 | 2 |
1242 | Look to the future, burn the past. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1243 | I am taking the paleo diet to a higher level! | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1244 | You said we were going to live out of our suitcase. | 1.2984 | 0.04578 | 124 | 90 | 31 | 3 |
1245 | It's been awhile since I've been on a trip . . . | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
1246 | Was it my snoring? | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
1247 | You just said “ bring something warm.” | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1248 | I found it under the bed. Must have been there for a long, long time. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1249 | I told you I could leave my man cave! | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1250 | I thought we should start with the basics. | 1.2980 | 0.04864 | 151 | 117 | 23 | 11 |
1251 | Guess which item does not belong in the picture. | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
1252 | I've decided to pack just a few necessities. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1253 | Remember, only pack the essentials. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1254 | i’m just taking the things that give me joy | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1255 | What's the problem?! I told you I wanted to go Paleo! | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1256 | I though you said to only pack the basics. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1257 | I'm way ahead of the game. I have already re-invented fire, the wheel and hunting for food. All I need now is to learn how to domesticate pigs, and I'm good to go. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1258 | Well, we're west of the Hudson | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1259 | Even the thought of vacationing in Wildwood, New Jersey, brings out the caveman in me. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1260 | My mistake--I thought we were time travelling. | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
1261 | Ever since I got the 23 and me results back, I’ve really gotten in touch with my Neanderthal roots! | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1262 | Looks like we picked up the wrong suitcase at the airport | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1263 | It said no lighters, no fireworks, no matches. Nothing about campfires. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1264 | But you said I was entering a primitive state. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1265 | I can't wait to see the old hunting ground again. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1266 | This fire starter will come in handy when you go to camp. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1267 | Not the first time my ring's been on fire after a night out clubbing! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1268 | Your father will be amazed by the things I learned during lockdown. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1269 | They're a little old-fashioned but you'll love them. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1270 | And Dad would sing, "These are a few of my favorite things." | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1271 | Don't forget to pack warm, sweetie. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1272 | Why do you always pack so much stuff? I only pack the basics. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1273 | Yes,it is that rustic. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1274 | Remember, my folks live in the Stone Age, so pack just the essentials. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1275 | Because Dad said that his dad gave them it to him, and his dad before that, and his dad before that, and his dad before that, and his dad before that and ..... | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1276 | I won't need a suitcase. I'll just wear my leopard skin. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1277 | You said you wanted an uncharted destination. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1278 | I sure hope there's no smoke alarm in this room. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1279 | I've got a guy who's got a time machine. We're gonna be rich. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1280 | Can you think of anything else? | 1.2952 | 0.04865 | 105 | 76 | 27 | 2 |
1281 | Do they have fire in the Poconos? | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1282 | It’s been so long since we took a trip, I looked online and it said to pack just the basics for survival. | 1.2951 | 0.04610 | 122 | 89 | 30 | 3 |
1283 | Paleo packing is so easy -- just the basics. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1284 | I'm practicing for the future. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1285 | Oh, Honey, when the brochure says “Sustainable Eco-Resort” it’s code for roughing it. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1286 | Let's just see your mother call me "unevolved" now. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1287 | You said you wanted to rekindle the flame. | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1288 | My hunter-gatherer instincts just won't go away" | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1289 | Civilization Starter Kit | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1290 | You told me to pack the basics! | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1291 | I couldn’t tell from the ad if utilities were included. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1292 | Well the only thing you invent is excuses not to sleep with me. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1293 | We haven't gone out of town for Ages! | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1294 | O.K, I get the discovery of the wheel and fire, but what's the turkey leg got to do with anything? | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1295 | I know, its heavy and hot, but I don't want to leave home without the basics. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1296 | See Diane? I told you the Civilization Series was the best subscription box. I've heard that next month's box includes a printing press! | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1297 | It has nothing to do with my opinion of your brother's intelligence. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1298 | It's just been so long since we've traveled. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1299 | I’m simply embracing the brochure’s, “Back to basics” promise. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1300 | We may be stuck at the airport. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1301 | Think my dinner expectations just dropped a little” | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1302 | Dinosaur Camp was the best, Mom. I discovered fire, reinvented the wheel, and I didn’t get bullied ONCE! | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1303 | Glamping, shlamping - the cave men had it all figured out. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1304 | Oh, and I signed us up for Barney Rubble’s talk on Uses for Schist in the Modern World | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1305 | It's the End of Days starter kit. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1306 | You're going to have to pack the cave drawings in your carry-on. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1307 | The wheel is foam, I’m not paying the overweight bag fee. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1308 | I'm thinking grandpa will remember these things from his youth. | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
1309 | Once a Boy Scout, always a Boy Scout! | 1.2925 | 0.05990 | 106 | 84 | 13 | 9 |
1310 | I was thinking we could kick off the weekend with some breakfast in bed | 1.2923 | 0.04429 | 130 | 95 | 32 | 3 |
1311 | Of course, if I'm going to have any success with the paleo diet, I'm going to have to go all-in. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1312 | Do you think I could get this through security? | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1313 | Paleo" is more than a diet | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1314 | Honey, this is as close as you get to Burning Man this year. | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1315 | Last time I packed way too much stuff I didn’t need. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1316 | It’s been Ages since we’ve used this one. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1317 | So I've been watching the Joe Rogan podcast... | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
1318 | If Trump gets re-elected and civilization falls apart, we're going to need these things to start over. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1319 | I have everything we need to survive ... 5,000 years ago. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1320 | You said the trip is about getting back to basics | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1321 | I thought you said to pack only essentials. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1322 | Where do *you* think we’re going? | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1323 | So, how far back are we going? | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1324 | I don’t need a toothbrush. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1325 | Global warming, zombie apocalypse, Trump re-election... I want to be ready. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1326 | Don’t worry. I’m an engineer. I got this. | 1.2903 | 0.05465 | 124 | 98 | 16 | 10 |
1327 | Maybe we should have sprung for the essentials package. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1328 | We can't leave until the monolith arrives. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1329 | You said to pack light, so I’m only taking the essentials. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1330 | Well they survived for a long time...didn't they? | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1331 | Do you have room for my bow and arrow? | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1332 | Olduvai Gorge, here we come! | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1333 | I need some conversation prompts for your father. | 1.2897 | 0.05790 | 107 | 84 | 15 | 8 |
1334 | I think I'm gonna need a second bag for the printing press and internal combustion engine. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1335 | My camp counselor said to just bring the basics. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1336 | I like to bring just the basics and shop at the local bazaar | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1337 | Have you seen my hand axe? | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1338 | Did you pack the tablets? | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1339 | It's the times when you don't bring something that you need to have it. | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1340 | Dont worry, I only packed the basics. | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
1341 | I’m so excited to get in touch with my roots! | 1.2893 | 0.04611 | 121 | 89 | 29 | 3 |
1342 | They told us to pack light. | 1.2893 | 0.04459 | 121 | 88 | 31 | 2 |
1343 | They say to pack only your what's necessary | 1.2891 | 0.04173 | 128 | 92 | 35 | 1 |
1344 | We’re a MODERN Stone Age family Wilma… | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1345 | You don't have to pack that many twigs for just a weekend getaway. | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1346 | It's either pack light or pack only the essentials. Which is it? | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1347 | This time I'm taking out a copyright... | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1348 | Can I put the club in your bag? I want to keep mine under 50 lbs. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1349 | Let me try to explain from the beginning. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1350 | Can you tell me who drew this crazy cartoon? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1351 | I really liked my summer camp...how was yours ? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1352 | You said to only pack the basics | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1353 | I'm going back to basics this trip. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1354 | Did I tell you that I booked us into the Neanderthal Room? | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1355 | Ideally, Mark Cuban for publicity and Mr. Wonderful for the manufacturing. But honestly, I really just want someone to see the potential. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1356 | I can’t wait to unplug. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1357 | I already learned this stuff at junior college. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1358 | I figure this retreat is our opportunity to get back to basics. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1359 | Great, got the fire going...what else hun? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1360 | You said pack light, just the basics. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1361 | You don't mind if I drag you around the room by your hair do you? | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1362 | I thought you said we were going Paleo. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1363 | I'm looking forward to seeing the Rubbles. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1364 | Well how retro is this excursion? | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
1365 | This vacation, I hope to get in touch with my primal self. | 1.2880 | 0.04372 | 125 | 91 | 32 | 2 |
1366 | Quick, check the internet to see if these have been invented yet. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1367 | If this is your idea of S&M, I'm out. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1368 | Looks like I accidentally swapped bags at the airport with the GEICO caveman | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1369 | Yes, I’m only packing the essentials. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1370 | Remember. In bed, I'm a caveman. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1371 | If you're leaving , I'm turning this into a Man Cave ". | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1372 | I'm hoping this marrige retreat will get us back to basics. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1373 | On the way to the airport, can we stop by the patent office? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1374 | Do you have room for my hair gel? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1375 | You said to pack light | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1376 | My father always told me, pack only what you can carry to prepare for the apocalypse. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1377 | The emphasis at my camp was on "how to survive the future." | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1378 | I always travel with the “humanity starter pack”, in case things go sideways. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1379 | I packed for a true Paleo Adventure! | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1380 | Well, our friends there are all telling us that Florida is like the Stone Age these days. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1381 | Just essentials, right? | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1382 | Yes, it would be easier to begin again with just a fig leaf and an apple. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1383 | They said to pack only the basics | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1384 | See, I told you this Air BnB in Connecticut would be better! | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1385 | I only brought the basics. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1386 | Honey...have you seen my Acheulean Handaxe? | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1387 | Glaving is the “new” glamping. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1388 | Do you have the wi-fi password? | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1389 | I heard this place lacks the basics. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1390 | Let's not get fancy. Just pack the minimum you need to get by. | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1391 | What? I thought we were going caving! | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1392 | I don't want to reinvent it when we get there | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1393 | How should I have known what you mean by 'rediscovering the fire of our first years'? | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1394 | You told me to bring the essentials. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1395 | Yes it was expensive. It’s vintage. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1396 | What a silly question! It goes in the suitcase because it won't fit in carry-on. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1397 | You said you wanted me to let my inner cave man out. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1398 | What did the other moms say about me getting early admission? | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1399 | Sweetheart, "End of Days" is not the same thing as "weekend." | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1400 | Maybe I should start thinking out of the suitcase. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1401 | It's such a hassle packing technology | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1402 | I sense you judging my Paleolithic lifestyle choices. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1403 | You remember what happened last time. I’m not going through that again. | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1404 | Not sure where we'll end up, but I think we should just follow the science. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1405 | Perhaps I should rethink this regressive therapy idea. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1406 | Now, if only you had lips we could invent language. | 1.2857 | 0.06159 | 105 | 85 | 10 | 10 |
1407 | I prefer to regress much further back than adolescence when I visit my parents. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1408 | Well, What DID you mean by 'just the essentials'? | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1409 | We face multiple existential threats. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1410 | The airlines finally found my great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great, great grandpa’s luggage. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1411 | With these, I can create anything else we might need on our trip. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1412 | I signed us up for a couples cave painting class. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1413 | It’s not a diet, it’s a life style | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1414 | You’ll like my folks, but they’re a little old fashioned. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1415 | Just in case we go through a time warp, I'm ready. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1416 | I have some ideas for cool Instagram photos this year | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1417 | And then it hit me: You know who never went to jail for mail fraud? Cavemen! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1418 | I'm packing that Civilization Starter Kit I bought online. | 1.2857 | 0.05855 | 105 | 83 | 14 | 8 |
1419 | Extra pair of socks and my Apocalypse Survival Bag is ready to go! | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1420 | You are Holocene, I am Neolithic. There is just too much that separates us. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1421 | I'll leave the club, but I'm bringing the wheel and fire. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1422 | You go ahead, I'm starting at the beginning. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1423 | There won't be wifi at my parents' place. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1424 | Have you seen my favorite rock? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1425 | How can you possibly say I didn’t understand a word you said? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1426 | You're going to prep school, I'm going to prepper school. | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1427 | I'm also working on a thing that I call the Internet. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1428 | I'm just saying, they still have cable. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1429 | Let's start all over again | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1430 | Barry, the venture capital guy, said I should really focus on just one of the ideas. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1431 | I never trust "rustic". | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1432 | There is no WiFi service there." | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1433 | What do you mean "Cayman Islands"? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1434 | Did I take "man cave" too seriously? | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
1435 | Have you seen my alphabet? | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1436 | Honey, he will miss several school days so I figured we should take his homework with us. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1437 | Do I need one of these or two? | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1438 | It’s been so long I forget how to pack. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1439 | It’s from the Samsonite Stone Age collection. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1440 | What do you think...carry-on or check? | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1441 | My parents are old school | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1442 | No need for clothes. We’re packing heat instead. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1443 | I'm doing everything Paleo now. | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
1444 | It's time we got back to basics. | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
1445 | Roger, we're attending a convention, not an invention... | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1446 | Mom and dad said to just pack the basics. This is as basic as it gets. | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
1447 | You said “Make sure you pack something warm.” | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1448 | See. Time travel is more fun. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1449 | It's the inventor start up kit. Only $19.99 plus shipping for all three. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1450 | I’m going back to basics for this trip. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1451 | I know we said no technology on this trip, but hear me out | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1452 | I’m packing the basics. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1453 | Mom…Thanks for helping me pack up my dorm room. This is my homework from Survival 101. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1454 | Oh wait… don’t go…I’m about to invent the vacuum cleaner! | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1455 | Do you think I’m taking this ‘Paleo’ thing too far? | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1456 | OK I know the caveman role play thing is getting tired - but don't leave me! | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1457 | we're going paleo tonight | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
1458 | I was hoping to go back to the basics on this trip. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1459 | This has been a great honeymoon, hasn't it? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1460 | I'm going wild on this vacation. | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
1461 | You’re over-packing. We’re going camping not glamping. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1462 | Club Flaming-O”. Get it? Boy, the TSA will be talking about this joke for years | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1463 | Don’t pack the football. They have those in Alabama. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1464 | I must've grabbed Homer Sapiens' suitcase by mistake at the airport. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1465 | Q says we need to rethink everything. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1466 | The people who just follow the paleo diet aren't fully committed. | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
1467 | Now give me the iPhone. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1468 | This AirBnB is really old-fashioned. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1469 | I took everything from my man cave." | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
1470 | When we get to Canada this stuff is going to blow their minds. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1471 | See,I CAN play with fire! I’ll be fine in college, Mom. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1472 | Lonely Planet suggest sticking to the basics. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1473 | I know it’s not carbon neutral but it’s a start! | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1474 | Ok. Remind me. Are we going neolithic or paleothic? | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1475 | Not what I meant by packing only the essentials dear. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1476 | Didn't I tell you? We got selected for Naked and Afraid. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1477 | If that place doesn't have 5G, what else might they not have? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1478 | It could be really early when we get there. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1479 | I always have trouble acclimating to a different time zone. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1480 | No sense ordering takeout. I'll just kill a mammoth and grill it in here. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1481 | What? I'm only packing the basics. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1482 | I can’t find a good quality mask | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1483 | Do you know if any flight restrictions were changed since we last flew to Bedrock. | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
1484 | It's part of my paleo diet travel kit | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1485 | I’ve done it,I invented toilet paper that won’t burn. | 1.2803 | 0.05080 | 132 | 104 | 19 | 9 |
1486 | It was on sale. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1487 | I'm glad we finally decided on separate vacations. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1488 | You're going to really regret not bringing a portable bonfire set for the trip, just letting you know. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1489 | Think what we'll save on room service. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1490 | They take the paleo diet very seriously. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1491 | Should I check it in or carry it on? | 1.2800 | 0.04731 | 100 | 73 | 26 | 1 |
1492 | I'm going all in with the paleo-diet. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1493 | All I need is a way to slice bread! | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1494 | Don't forget to pack the hand sanitizer. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1495 | I only travel with the basics. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1496 | I'm finally learning how to pack light--- just the essentials. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
1497 | Sure, it's technology, but we can't just get away from all of it. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1498 | They said just to pack the essentials. | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
1499 | Honey, we’re not travelling back in time. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1500 | You said to pack only the basics. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1501 | You’ll thank me when we miss our link. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1502 | I’m telling you - Laguardia is ancient | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1503 | Never knew time travel was such an integral component of the Witness Relocation Program. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1504 | I just wish we could go back to the way things were in the beginning | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1505 | ...and it comes with a 2000 year warranty! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1506 | You said you wanted to get back to basics. | 1.2791 | 0.04535 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
1507 | Have you seen my lucky saber t ooth? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1508 | It’s not as complicated as it looks | 1.2789 | 0.04184 | 147 | 110 | 33 | 4 |
1509 | This is truly how you make pigs in a blanket! | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1510 | It’ll definitely fit in the overhead, but I am worried about the smoke detectors. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1511 | Oh, these old things? | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1512 | I only pack the bare necessities of life. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1513 | Do you know where I put the fire charger? | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1514 | Look what I brought home from Caveman camp! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1515 | Some of these B&B's are a little primitive | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1516 | I don't know; it seemed like a good idea at the time. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1517 | you said that we were getting back to our roots | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1518 | It's my Keto Backpack. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1519 | I can't take the risk--the last airbnb promised basic amenities,too. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1520 | Have you seen my Mammoth-skin boots? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1521 | The travel brochure said to only bring basic necessities | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
1522 | Please refer to me in my non binary name - Thag. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1523 | Relax, the Bronze Age reenactment weekend will be fun! | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1524 | Just finish packing and stop trying to reinvent the wheel. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1525 | Okay...I think we need to be prepared for a worst-case scenario. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1526 | Mom? Exactly how ‘basic’ is this back to basics summer camp you’re sending me to? | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 86 | 26 | 3 |
1527 | Because the hind leg of the T-rex is way too big . . . | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1528 | It’s been a long time since I felt safe to travel. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1529 | It's part of my paleo diet regimen. | 1.2778 | 0.04713 | 108 | 80 | 26 | 2 |
1530 | Call me old fashioned, but I believe it's best to just pack the essentials. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1531 | I wonder if Novak Djokovic's room has such primitive amenities. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1532 | I'm bringing the wheel and the fire. Do you really think we'll need the woolly mammoth club? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1533 | Their idea of a welcome basket is still in the Stone Age. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1534 | I was told they are originals so I bought them. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1535 | So, it's almost toasted---did you bring the cream cheese? | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1536 | Well, it did wipe that smile off your face! | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1537 | I think this hotel has an indoor tar pit. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1538 | I keep hoping someone will invent the axle. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1539 | I just realized I forgot my swimsuit. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
1540 | No, it's not a drum and it's not a bagel. But you're getting closer. Guess again. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1541 | You told me you supported my paleo diet, hun. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1542 | I'm not as sure about northern Maine as you are. | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1543 | I have never figured out how to pack light. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1544 | What? You said your dad was old fashioned. | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1545 | Our therapist said this vacation was all about getting back to basics. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1546 | I still can’t believe I got this through security. Bribes still work, it seems. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1547 | My mom always said I have an inventive mind… My dad says I was born in the wrong century. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1548 | I swear, that’s the last time I let Grok pack my suitcase.” | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1549 | I'm burying a time capsule: Things that 'll be useful in 30 years when they dig it up. > | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1550 | Have you seen my cuff links? | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1551 | It’s been so long - am I doing this right? | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1552 | Was my great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfathers science project. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1553 | If my time machine works, they’re going to think I’m a genius when I get there. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
1554 | A weekend of Flintstones' cosplay will bring us back to our neanderthal roots. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1555 | Hand me the digital meat thermometer? | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1556 | I think I’m done packing for our survivalist weekend. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1557 | You said light my fire | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1558 | It’s primitive camping. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1559 | Hurry up - did you pack the fire extinguisher I invented last night? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1560 | Don't worry. I have TSA Pre-check. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1561 | I've distilled the essentials of modern society to their most primitive forms: fire, the wheel and, of course, weaponry. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1562 | How else do you expect me to get my mojo on a couples retreat? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1563 | Can you save some space for my spear? | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1564 | Look, I'll do anything to prevent extremists from saying I don't care about preserving the environment. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1565 | Technically, we can say we roughed it. | 1.2756 | 0.04283 | 127 | 94 | 31 | 2 |
1566 | The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1567 | The next variant could be that bad. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1568 | Do you think this club is too much? I don't want your parents to think I'm just another east coast elite. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1569 | No need to leave me, dear; I've figured out how to keep my feet warm. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1570 | Just wait, you’ll warm up to my Caveman magic act. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1571 | Did you say Cayman Islands or Caveman Islands | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1572 | Who said men don't know how to pack? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1573 | You told me we were going camping | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1574 | Oh, I am sooo looking forward to just “getting back to basics” | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
1575 | I always find time travel so difficult to pack for. You've got my loincloth, right? | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
1576 | We are going to visit the Flintstones! | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1577 | The brochure said we’d be roughing it. | 1.2748 | 0.04205 | 131 | 97 | 32 | 2 |
1578 | The travel agent said the resort is rustic. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1579 | I got em from old Og next door. He said he invented them. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1580 | With time travel we avoided Covid and the souvenirs are better. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1581 | It's cheaper than flight cancellation insurance. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1582 | I thought you said we were going to the Stone Age not Stonehenge. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1583 | I put the basics in my carry-on in case our bags get lost. | 1.2745 | 0.04654 | 102 | 75 | 26 | 1 |
1584 | These are my souvenirs from Cave Man camp! | 1.2745 | 0.04441 | 102 | 74 | 28 | 0 |
1585 | It was your idea to spend the weekend at the Flintstones. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1586 | You said you weren't bringing your work on this vacation. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1587 | The irony is that I can’t find my screwdriver. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1588 | Sweetheart,San Francisco is not what it used to be. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1589 | Honey, if you can’t convince me of its original provenance, then you’ll never convince the people at Antiques Roadshow. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1590 | I just really want to unplug while we’re on vacation. | 1.2743 | 0.04399 | 113 | 83 | 29 | 1 |
1591 | Well, you said to only pack the bare essentials. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1592 | Why is a club not one of the greatest inventions of all time? | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1593 | Are you sure this is going to pass the airport security? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1594 | it's not like it was in the beginning, there's just no spark now. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1595 | All that's left to pack is the carion | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1596 | What am I not thinking of? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1597 | Honey, this is what I meant by "luxurious two-person trip back to the prehistoric era." | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1598 | Im just not that optimistic | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1599 | I wish you had signed me up as the inventor of pizza | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1600 | I just need to bring the basics. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1601 | You know me. I like to carry the basics when I travel. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1602 | Don't know which to patent first? The wheel ? Or fire? maybe the club? | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1603 | I'm trying to restore my caveman masculinity! | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1604 | The camp director said to bring some original inventions, but I didn't assume he meant mine. | 1.2734 | 0.04255 | 128 | 95 | 31 | 2 |
1605 | Like I said, we really focused on “the basics” this summer at camp. | 1.2734 | 0.04255 | 128 | 95 | 31 | 2 |
1606 | This is what happens when you don't pack for me. | 1.2734 | 0.05086 | 139 | 112 | 16 | 11 |
1607 | No free wifi - the conditions are prehistoric. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1608 | I'm telling you, the website said it'd be a "journey to the past" | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1609 | While we're in New York I'm going to pitch an idea to the cartoon editor. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1610 | I'm still a Boy Scout at heart. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1611 | I've got fire and the wheel but I'm thinking of switching out the club for the electric toothbrush. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1612 | They offered a discount if we heat the room ourselves. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1613 | You said this trip was our chance to start over. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1614 | Your idea of "basic essentials" is different than mine. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1615 | 'Wait a sec, I'm going back in time where are you going?' | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1616 | I've just packed the basics. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1617 | I think we should also bring sliced bread. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1618 | It's only a long weekend, so I am just bringing the essentials | 1.2727 | 0.04722 | 99 | 73 | 25 | 1 |
1619 | For this trip, I'm going 100% Keto. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1620 | Hmm..how did I marry that moron ? | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1621 | We're so lucky it's only Thursday ... | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1622 | But I AM packing light. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1623 | Now I just have to invent a time machine and I'll be rich! | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1624 | Oh, they will rue the day they kicked me out of Inventors' Camp--next year I'm inventing Bagpipes. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1625 | Should I throw in my bowling ball? I know Fred and Barney like to get away from Wilma and Betty for boys' night out. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1626 | You thought they said pack suitable apparel, but I am sure they said to pack for a suitable peril! | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1627 | It's fine, I'm planning to check it. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1628 | You know how hard it is for me to stick to my Paleo diet on vacation. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1629 | I love hotel sex! | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1630 | It's been a while since we've traveled, but has the world REALLY changed that much in the last two years?" | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1631 | It's not easy sticking to the paleo-diet on the road. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1632 | What? They said to only pack the bare essentials. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1633 | I've seen the future. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1634 | You're the one who said you missed 'how it used to be' | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1635 | I thought we agreed cave man roll playing would be good foreplay. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1636 | I knew I should have go the Cave Man Executive set. This starter pack just isn’t enough to express who I am. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1637 | You did say we were roughing it. | 1.2708 | 0.04794 | 96 | 71 | 24 | 1 |
1638 | I'll spend most of the weekend in his man cave | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1639 | When we get to your parent's house, I want them thinking I am one of the family. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1640 | The guy at the estate sale said these were some of the grand prizes from Betty White's first game show. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1641 | And that's how people worked from home during the first pandemic | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1642 | All I'll really need is sun block. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1643 | I'll call the airline, that caveman in 7C must have my pajamas. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1644 | I'll bring all these in case we lose the GPS signal | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1645 | I thought you said this is going to be a paleo cruise! | 1.2703 | 0.05571 | 111 | 89 | 14 | 8 |
1646 | It's like the paleo diet, only more intense. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1647 | I'm cautiously optimistic the patent approvals are imminent. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1648 | Should I pack my bearskin shirt in with my reboot of civilization kit? | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1649 | My love, could we just start over? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1650 | I’m packing heat. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1651 | I’m packing only the essentials. | 1.2697 | 0.04731 | 89 | 65 | 24 | 0 |
1652 | Don't leave,I'm just about to heat things up in the bedroom. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1653 | I heard this B&B was established in 25 BC | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1654 | Have fun at college. I'm doing a gap year with the GOP | 1.2697 | 0.06735 | 89 | 74 | 6 | 9 |
1655 | Honey, you told me to pack an emergency go bag. I’m just trying to be thorough. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1656 | What? You said to only pack the essentials. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1657 | Damn, I forgot underwear! | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1658 | Well you said, "Bring the basics!" | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1659 | You said you wanted to get away from it all... | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1660 | Do you remember the caveman we saw in baggage claim? | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1661 | You know they HAVE all this stuff in Bedrock, | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1662 | I'm so going to win best cosplay this year. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1663 | You know what I don't understand Sandy?... I don't understand why you're looking at me that way? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1664 | The way travel is these days, you’ll never know where you’ll end up. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1665 | Because I'll miss my man cave. That's why! | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1666 | It seems like we've been packing forever. | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1667 | I mostly went paleo for the simplicity. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1668 | What!….. You think this is stupid?….. Well, I’m going on Shark Tank with it…. I call it ‘Campfire in a Suitcase.’ | 1.2688 | 0.06142 | 93 | 75 | 11 | 7 |
1669 | Cavemen? Nah, it's on how Cheerios and KFC get that crunchy thing down so well. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1670 | Just don't put my lion-skin loin cloth in the dryer. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1671 | I'm going to call it "the internal combustion engine"! | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1672 | I call these burny and slidy, but my patent lawyer is hoping I'll find catchier names. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1673 | Where we're going, I'll be a god! | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1674 | I don’t see how this is my fault, you told me to pack the essentials! | 1.2688 | 0.04868 | 93 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
1675 | Do I need my clubbing gear? | 1.2688 | 0.04622 | 93 | 68 | 25 | 0 |
1676 | You said we should get back to the basics on this trip. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1677 | And remember: don't say anything to my mom about the unfinished cave renovations. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1678 | Let's just say our necessities are now the mothers of at least three inventions. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1679 | Were you surprised to hear that I was on the Paleo diet? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1680 | Did you tell your parents we've gone fully Paleo? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1681 | They said the cabin doen't have cable. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1682 | Maybe we're taking this Paleo thing a little too far. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1683 | I’m trying out this new thing called the paleo diet. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1684 | Didn't you say to bring only the basics? | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1685 | I thought we requested the Jurassic suite. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1686 | I know my other inventions didn't catch on, but one of these will make us rich. | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
1687 | It sounds like one of our "back to nature" retreats is going to be a little more authentic than the other! | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1688 | I'm not trying to re-invent the wheel or anything. Or maybe I am. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1689 | Leave those-we’ll skin for our wardrobes . | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1690 | I had so much fun I'm feeling cavesick. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1691 | On this vacation, I want to get in touch with my inner Neanderthal. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1692 | They call this Glamping? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1693 | My travel coach said just pack the basics. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
1694 | What? I told you my family is old-fashioned. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1695 | I don't have room for my chargers | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1696 | I thought you said " Warm up the bed." | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1697 | You just never know when the power is going to go out at my Uncle Bobby's house Debra." | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1698 | So glad the place has a man cave. | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1699 | All we need now is a lever and an inclined plane. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1700 | Who knows we could be the last two humans alive. | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1701 | I don’t about you but I am taking only what I need… | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1702 | You said just to bring the essentials. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1703 | No need to reinvent the wheel here | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1704 | I'll help you pack after I finish cooking my drumstick. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1705 | Well, you told me to pack just the essentials. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1706 | You said our spark had fizzled out, so I thought we could spice things up. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1707 | we're just going camping, there's no need to reinvent the wheel here. | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
1708 | Didn't you ever see the Twilight Zone where the flight goes back in time? I'm ready | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1709 | I think I've packed all the basics... | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1710 | I don't know Susan, something about history repeating itself. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1711 | Don’t get mad at me honey, you’re the one who wanted to take a vacation to Caveman Island! | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1712 | You won't be needing those things at the Paleolithic fantasy camp. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1713 | You wanna call me unevolved, honey, I’ll show you unevolved! | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1714 | Formal? Okay, pack my zebra skin loincloth. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1715 | I can't wait to relax, unplug, and get back to basics. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1716 | They don't call me a master of reinvention for nothing. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1717 | I'm pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-check. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1718 | What's the TSA ruling on pre-historic accessories? | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1719 | If we are visiting cave people sites, clothes are not the priority. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1720 | Hey, you got me started on the Paleo Diet. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1721 | I’m so done with “glamping”; this weekend I’m getting back to basics! | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1722 | I’ll be glad when you’re done with that paleo diet. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1723 | I just want to get back to the basics. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1724 | I can't believe I lost to the 'Flex Seal' Guy. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1725 | I feel like travel has really gotten back to the basics in the past couple years. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1726 | we have to be prepared... | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
1727 | When we arrive at Mars these holidays, we need to start from the beginning. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1728 | If you're to call me a caveman then I'm going all in | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1729 | Which came first? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1730 | It’s easier to be prepared than post-pared. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1731 | Let's go primal! | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1732 | I told you... I only pack the essentials. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1733 | I'm not the one that booked a B&B with no internet. | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
1734 | Remember that Neanderthal in baggage claim? | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1735 | As much as I love 23andMe, Ancestry.com just took experiential marketing to a whole new level. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1736 | It's my portable paleo grill. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1737 | You should start the wall drawings. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1738 | You think I may be taking this Paleo thing too far? | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
1739 | This camping trip will give us a spark. | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
1740 | Honey, let me pack the essentials! | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
1741 | My father is a barber Eric, not a barbaric. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1742 | When I pack, I just bring the basics. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1743 | I can't see why you think the pandemic has caused me to revert to the past. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1744 | Remember that quiet guy across the aisle with the long hair, bad smell, and ragged loin cloth?" | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1745 | I must've grabbed your mother's bag. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1746 | Seen my travel-size lever? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1747 | I just brought the fundamentals. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1748 | I'm just gonna bring the basics. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1749 | I need to embrace this caveman diet fully if I'm to be successful. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1750 | Dad said I had to start at the beginning. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1751 | …but you said “just the basics”. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1752 | I know I say it every vacation, but I'm getting in touch with my roots this time. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1753 | Paleo packing is all the rage. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1754 | These days, you can never be too prepared. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1755 | I just pack the basics when I travel. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1756 | I thought you said we were going to rough it. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1757 | Paleo isn't just a diet. It's a lifestyle. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1758 | I’m bringing only the essentials. | 1.2645 | 0.04194 | 121 | 90 | 30 | 1 |
1759 | Sweetie, you know this is a wilderness survival course, right? | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1760 | Australia Pacificus?! I thought the travel agent said Australopithecus. | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1761 | You pack your Go Bag. I'll pack my Go Bag. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1762 | Just the basics." | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1763 | It’s just an overnight trip, honey. No need to reinvent the wheel! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1764 | Which wine pairs with Mesozoic? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1765 | Okay,"What do we really need? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1766 | You said to only bring the essentials | 1.2642 | 0.04507 | 106 | 79 | 26 | 1 |
1767 | I’m just going with the basics. | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
1768 | I didn’t realize we were traveling back in time | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1769 | The Room Service here is awful. | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
1770 | Hey! Paleo vacations are trending. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1771 | See? This is my newly invented game that replaces paper, rock, scissors | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1772 | Once I close this suitcase, the talking stops and the grunting begins. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1773 | I guess it would be useless to ask if your parents have wi-fi. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1774 | I know I can’t close it! | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
1775 | I'm going to the Neolithic. Where's my sabre-tooth tiger repellant? | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1776 | I'm taking what the brochure called 'glamping' with a grain of salt. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1777 | 'But I thought you said retro fashion was in?' | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1778 | Who knows? You may need basic survival skills at the airport. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1779 | I told them five times—no starch on the loincloth | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1780 | I believe in paleo-packing for trips. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1781 | If you can’t bring the man cave, you bring the cave with the man. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1782 | I know it would have been easier to buy something from the bridal registry, but this is so much more personal. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1783 | Is it Stonyhenge or Stonybrook? Getting my Rolling Stones confused. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1784 | I told you, this year I am really committed to going paleo. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1785 | Swim suits are good, but you should also be prepared for the apocalypse. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1786 | I probably should have waited until after our vacation to begin my Paleo. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1787 | Just the basics,Honey! | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1788 | I brought my 'caveman weekend' suitcase by mistake. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1789 | Honey, I even travel paleo. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1790 | Oh yea, don't forget the Bernie mittens. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1791 | It’s like a phone lamp torch but it does not need battery and it also keeps you warm. Can you believe it? | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1792 | I packed the basics, as you told me to. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1793 | I entered three categories at the Consumer Electronics Show. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1794 | As the Scout motto goes--'Always be prepared' | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1795 | I read something about getting pack to basics. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1796 | Our last Air B&B didn’t even have basic amenities… | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1797 | It’s for the caveman jubilee. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1798 | Er, what exactly did you mean by “Basic Essentials”? | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1799 | Imagine if you had a single device that could do all of this! | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1800 | Should I cancel our restaurant reservation? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1801 | You know the cavemen never knew what to do with a turkey leg. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1802 | After I gave up Facebook I just couldn't quit! | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1803 | Hotels never have all the essentials. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1804 | Well honey,I thought we could bring some souvenirs from our romantic period!! | 1.2626 | 0.04671 | 99 | 74 | 24 | 1 |
1805 | I'm just trying to fit in with your family. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1806 | In case there’s an issue with power outages, you pack the portable phone charger and I’ll take care of everything else. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1807 | I always bring the basics. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1808 | Don’t look at me like that. You’re the one who said that the accommodations would be very primitive! | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1809 | I prefer to travel light so I'm just taking the basics. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1810 | Well if push comes to shove I'd rather not have to reinvent them. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1811 | I want to go back to my roots. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1812 | That guy Fred really knows how to have a garage sale. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1813 | It's the early version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1814 | I can't wait to go back to Paleo Camp. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1815 | This jet lag is going to be rough. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1816 | It's like emergency underwear. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1817 | Well you DID say that we need to unplug! | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1818 | I AM packing light, just the bare essentials! | 1.2621 | 0.04568 | 103 | 77 | 25 | 1 |
1819 | Well, my ancestor service said I'm 5% Neanderthal, so I thought I'de try it out. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1820 | I'm getting back to my roots - waaaay back. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
1821 | Where we’re going, we don’t have roads | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1822 | I am going all rogue, like a political leader! | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
1823 | We may need these in survival camp | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1824 | The review said it had Old World charm. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1825 | *unintelligible grunting* | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1826 | They said only pack the essentials. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1827 | I’m really going to impress your parents. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1828 | Maybe doing this in the bedroom isn't a great idea. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1829 | You were the one who said the weekend was going to be more primitive. | 1.2612 | 0.04846 | 134 | 107 | 19 | 8 |
1830 | Yeah, I don't know why I packed this shit either. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1831 | Do you think they will let me board with my dinosaur support animal? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1832 | At least leave me the keys to the stegosaurus | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
1833 | Packing the essentials, just in case | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
1834 | Do you think I should dress a bit more formal for my visit to the Patent Office? | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1835 | You said I should only pack the essentials. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1836 | We seem to have different concepts of 'roughing it.' | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1837 | I’m only packing the basics. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1838 | Look, it's only a three star place. I thought we should be prepared. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1839 | Starting over from the beginning. Just like you said. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1840 | I'm taking just the basics on this trip. | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 72 | 23 | 1 |
1841 | I thought we were just packing the essentials. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1842 | You heading for the Metaverse? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1843 | Honey? Where did I put my brontosaurus bone and fragile masculinity? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1844 | why are you leaving me Pam? Im getting the hang of it now, honest... so if I stick this club through the hole, it'll warm it up, is that right | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1845 | It's an icon for these times. Once the base gets fired up, you can lose control of an already bad idea. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1846 | If we're bombed back to the Stone Age, at least we'll have the tools needed to start over. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1847 | You said, "we need to pack early, man." | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1848 | We should've come to Arizona years ago | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1849 | You can never be too prepared!" | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1850 | I thought this was a paleo vacation. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1851 | Tell me again -- how primitive is this place we're going? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1852 | It goes with the Paleo diet | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1853 | Going on a group safari does not qualify you as hunter gatherer. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1854 | Have you booked the pterodactyl to the airport? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1855 | Just bringing the basics. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1856 | But you said you wished I was more of a caveman in bed. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
1857 | Living in a matchbox,literally. | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
1858 | Have you seen my pterodactyl spray? | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1859 | You told me to pack only the essentials. | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
1860 | I got these and opposable thumbs — what else do I need? | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1861 | I'm packing the essentials. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1862 | Carry-on luggage was not made for the paleo diet. | 1.2593 | 0.04814 | 135 | 108 | 19 | 8 |
1863 | You said to pack just the bare essentials. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1864 | What can I say? I’m into paleo! | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1865 | Please, Doris, don't embarrass me by packing food. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1866 | Why do you insist on packing things you don't really need? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1867 | These are functions my phone cannot do! | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1868 | I'd argue you that what you're packing isn't essential! | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1869 | I can’t wait to get away, it will be great to get back to our roots. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
1870 | This time, I won't be getting any emails from the office. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1871 | And they have a river out back where you can do the laundry. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1872 | You said your family were Neanderthals! | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1873 | If there’d been a patent office back then, we’d be rich today. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1874 | Don't gimme that look. You said,"no high-tech distractions." | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
1875 | I clearly said "Funston" when I checked my bag but this belongs to someone named "Flintstone." | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1876 | And I invented this club to keep away baggage handlers. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1877 | Oh sure, criticize me for just packing the basics. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1878 | If we’re going camping, I want to be prepared. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1879 | Did you say pack for Amsterdam or the Apocalypse? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1880 | ok, chill. I am working on the third most important invention for humankind. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1881 | You just don’t get a no frills vacation | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1882 | Now that I packed my caveman supplies, do you think I should bring a toothbrush? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1883 | what could possibly go wrong | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1884 | I remember this stuff and forget my cell phone. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1885 | What do you think, Meg, carry-on or check-in? | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1886 | I just got the value pack | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1887 | What?! You told me to only pack essentials. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1888 | You know how that last three hour cruise went. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1889 | The stone wheel isn't for more. It's for my prehistoric hamster. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1890 | Essentials only, please. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
1891 | I need it in case we go clubbing. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1892 | I forgot the cream cheese!! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1893 | I thought I could explore some business opportunities during our West Virginia vacation. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1894 | That is not what I meant when I said we should 'heat things up' in the bedroom. | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
1895 | You said we would be camping out at the lodge. | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
1896 | Does TSA allow campfires in carry on luggage? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1897 | I thought you said CES 2022 B.C. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1898 | The brochure says I'll have my own man-cave. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1899 | Don't forget to pack your diaphragm. | 1.2574 | 0.05912 | 101 | 83 | 10 | 8 |
1900 | I just brought the bare essentials. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1901 | I’m going with only the essentials. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1902 | Wait, did you say getaway or castaway? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1903 | Every time we visit your family in Philadelphia I come home adopting more and more of their culture. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1904 | You said I packed like a caveman, right? | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1905 | It will be under 50 lbs,I promise! | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1906 | Some pack to remember, some pack to forget. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1907 | Everything I need for CavemanCon! | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1908 | I'm going full paleo on this vacation | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1909 | Oh, well excuse me for not being so high tech" | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1910 | This primitive camping trip is really hard to pack for | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1911 | Room and board is covered for our trip to the Lascaux Caves, Harold. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1912 | Just pack the "essentials" They charge for extra baggage! | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1913 | Honey, have you unpacked the sliced bread? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1914 | You’ll see…we’ll have a gay old time. | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
1915 | I love traveling back in time. It makes me feel so useful. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1916 | What? I'm a white guy travelling to the developing world, OF COURSE I'm gonna assume it's primitive. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1917 | You want me to reinvent the wheel or not? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1918 | We will probably have to clear all this with Elon before we get on board. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1919 | But you told me you wanted me to be a caveman in the bedroom. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1920 | I'm not overpacking, Phoebe. I just brought a few of the basics. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
1921 | I always travel with just the bare necessities. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
1922 | I can't wait to reignite our spark! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1923 | Mom, this is not the kind of camp where I need those clothes. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1924 | We need to stop at Kohl's for new loincloths. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1925 | I'm taking my man cave stuff with me. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1926 | Should I pack my clubs? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1927 | But you said we were going "caving", didn't you? | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1928 | I thought that was what the tour-guide meant when I chose the paleo meal plan option. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
1929 | There's been some improvements since the last time you were home. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1930 | Dear, it's the only way I can really communicate with your Father. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1931 | People always take things home from the room honey it’s no big deal | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1932 | I'm on a technology hiatus for this vacation. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1933 | As I said before we left, this will be our back-to-our-roots vacation. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1934 | Visiting your parents really brings out my primal instincts. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1935 | I thought you said we were going somewhere that time didn't exist. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1936 | Pack lightly.My parents are minimalists. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1937 | Chill mom, this is the latest fad. They didn't wear clothes in the Stone Age. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1938 | Did you pack my paleo cookbook? | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1939 | I always pack wheely light. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1940 | Check out my portable space portal. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1941 | Oh, I grabbed the wrong bag. How long did the say that other connecting flight was delayed?" | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1942 | When did we start taking separate vacations?” | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1943 | Babe, it's four days...do you really think you're going to need ALL of those dresses? | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1944 | You said we'd be vacationing just like in the old days. | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1945 | They are accoutrements for my new Paleo diet. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1946 | Don’t worry — I’m packing light. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1947 | I know you like to travel, but with the pandemic, why don't we just camp at home? | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1948 | The email said only bring the essentials, honey. | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1949 | I usually only pack the essentials. | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1950 | If the time machine works, they'll think I'm a god | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1951 | You only really need to bring the basics. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1952 | Pack light, it's all about getting back to basics. | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
1953 | It was all duty free!" | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1954 | When we get to man camp, can I drag you in by your hair? | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1955 | I thought we were going to rough it this vacation. | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 114 | 86 | 27 | 1 |
1956 | Marie was all for getting back to basics,but Martin really was starting to make her question their marriage. | 1.2536 | 0.03992 | 138 | 105 | 31 | 2 |
1957 | Don't go, honey! I've almost nailed the printing press. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1958 | Your parents have always treated me like a neanderthal | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
1959 | What, it's necessary for my new Paleo diet | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1960 | Do they scan checked luggage? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1961 | We'll show those glampers how it's really done. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1962 | The tour brochure said to bring only the basics. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1963 | I think it's time we got back to basics. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
1964 | I really didn’t appreciate that comment that your mother made about me behaving like a Neanderthal. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
1965 | No phones, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury... | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1966 | I know that liquid is limited to 4 ounces, but what about fire? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1967 | Your packing is not, well, very inventive. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1968 | Did you happen to see my pulley or my lever lying around anywhere? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1969 | You said we're in for a wild weekend! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1970 | We're going to Stone-HENGE, not Stone AGE. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1971 | Don't you want a break from technology? | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1972 | Travel is so risky. Thought I would prepare for quarantine just on case | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1973 | Have you got room for some extras? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1974 | Honey, do that rain dance again for me, will ya. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1975 | Is there any room in your suitcase? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1976 | I thought you wanted to get back to our roots on this vacation. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1977 | I really don't think you'll need all of those clothes in the stone age, Becky. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1978 | Sorry Ms. Kondo. I need these to keep the joy in my paleo diet! | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1979 | This fall, I fell way back. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1980 | These days I always travel with the basics. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1981 | If they don’t have hairdryers, who knows what modern inventions they may have missing? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1982 | so you get hand-me-downs too? | 1.2525 | 0.04618 | 99 | 75 | 23 | 1 |
1983 | You said nothing fancy this time, rustic-like, didn't you? | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1984 | Rock,Fire,Scissors | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1985 | Didn't you say we're going off the grid? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1986 | I couldn't find the matches. | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1987 | Everything I think of has already been thought of, seems like. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1988 | I told you, Mom - I refuse to go to Christian Camp! | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1989 | Honey, you did remember to pack my loincloth, didn't you? | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1990 | Will this fit in your carry-on? | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1991 | As you can see, I prefer traveling light. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1992 | I just get confused when you said you wanted to come back to our best moment as a couple. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1993 | Camp like our ancestors, that's what I say. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1994 | I always feel like I'm overpacking for these Paleo weekend retreats. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1995 | It's not much, but it reminds me of home. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1996 | Since we're headed back to the Stone Age anyway... | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1997 | Please remember, I will not have my smartphone with me at the camp! | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1998 | I think I grabbed the wrong bag at baggage claim. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
1999 | I always told you I want to move into my man cave | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2000 | Not Rock, Paper, Scissors. It's Wheel, Fire, Club. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2001 | Think how much we save in room service | 1.2517 | 0.04011 | 151 | 117 | 30 | 4 |
2002 | Divorce hasn’t been invented yet. | 1.2500 | 0.04539 | 92 | 69 | 23 | 0 |
2003 | Have you seen my tangled bundle of charger cords? No? Exactly. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2004 | I thought you said to pack my clubbing gear | 1.2500 | 0.04753 | 84 | 63 | 21 | 0 |
2005 | I'm going to call it "X Games" for exceptionally stupid. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
2006 | Who's on Maddow tonight? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2007 | No, computers aren’t until next semester. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
2008 | Everyone else in class did volcanoes. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2009 | Is this going to be a TSA issue? | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
2010 | There's a neanderthal somewhere with my best suit. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2011 | Minimalist packing is really starting to catch on! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2012 | Okay,maybe I’ve taken this paleo lifestyle a little too far … | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2013 | Well, you did say to pack the essentials. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2014 | Does you think this is over 50 pounds? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2015 | Why the look of surprise? You know I’m on a strict Paleolithic diet. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2016 | Why bring a tent when I have all the necessities for a good cave? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2017 | It's a portable steampunk microwave! | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2018 | Sorry, it's my first time to the Midwest. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2019 | We're going to slow things way down at a place called Club Paleolithic. Happy Anniversary honey! | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2020 | This is the summer I win the camp award for sustainability. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2021 | The brochure says the accommodations are "primitive" | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2022 | I thought we could rekindle the old magic. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2023 | The sales person at Trump Tower said that bladeless fans are safest. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2024 | I'm downsizing my man cave. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2025 | It should be fine. I have TSA Pre-Check. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2026 | Do you have room for my bread slicer? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2027 | But what if they’ve closed Stonehedge | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2028 | It's kind of like a box of matches - portable. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2029 | If we’re really taking this ancestry trip seriously, you should be glad I want to honor my Neanderthal heritage. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
2030 | I'm just taking essentials. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2031 | And now all I need is a loincloth. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2032 | I thought you said we'd be roughing it -- so I cam prepared. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2033 | I thought YOU packed the toothpaste. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2034 | I’ve baked sourdough, and now I’m going full Mesopotamia during the pandemic. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2035 | The camp leader said to only bring the fundamentals.... | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2036 | The Vegan retreat folks will never suspect it's a turkey leg | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2037 | Can't wait to sample the paleo menu! | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2038 | I always told you your in-laws are primitive people. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2039 | I just brought the essentials. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2040 | This is supposed to be a couple's retreat? I thought that this was going to be a "Naked and Afraid" kind of retreat! | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2041 | The brochure said be prepared for "a weekend of discovery!" | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2042 | Just trying to come up with the next great idea. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2043 | What else should we bring along to get your parents to embrace the 21st century? | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2044 | You said your family was ''Old School | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2045 | It's going to take some time unpacking all my new ideas. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2046 | I’m preparing to start from the beginning. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2047 | We're going upstate. No telling how advanced they are and I want to be prepared to help them along. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2048 | I heard electronic devices are no longer accepted in planes. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2049 | Okay, but don't leave until you see my next idea. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2050 | No, no. We don't go "Bronze Age' until next month." | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
2051 | I'm only packing the bare necessities for our wilderness vacation. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2052 | You pack the clothes, I'll pack the basics. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2053 | if we are quarantined in the boonies we'll have the basics for survival. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2054 | Honey, I am just trying to help you with the cooking.... | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2055 | Honey, this won't fit. We'll have to skip the courtship. | 1.2500 | 0.06532 | 84 | 70 | 7 | 7 |
2056 | I prefer to be self sufficient when traveling. | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
2057 | This travel kit we bought seems outdated. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2058 | This thing may throw us back to the stone age. I just want to be prepared. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2059 | it was so cheap, I couldn’t resist it. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2060 | Just call me old fashioned. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
2061 | You did say we're going to 3000 B.C., right? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2062 | Can you think of anything I'm missing? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2063 | When we travel back in time, I don't want to spook them, just impress them. | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
2064 | If we are running away to reinvent ourselves we better start at the beginning. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
2065 | This trip,dear, I’m only packing the essentials. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
2066 | You said to bring only the essentials. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2067 | Honey, I’m just packing the bare necessities. | 1.2478 | 0.04269 | 113 | 86 | 26 | 1 |
2068 | Do you think what I'm packing is age-appropriate? | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2069 | I am in touch with my inner Neanderthal | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2070 | All these wonderful inventions, and I still can't slice the bread | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
2071 | This trip truly helped me unpack the past ! | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2072 | Well, the invitation did say to just bring the basics. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2073 | Just how off the grid do you think it is? | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2074 | I thought you said you wanted to really disconnect this trip. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2075 | We're moving to Idaho -- we have to blend in. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
2076 | My dad packed my suitcase. He's old fashioned. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2077 | Do you think I should loose the fire for our Paleo meeting? | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2078 | You promised me an old-fashioned vacation... | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2079 | Don’t worry. I put my shampoo and after shave lotion in 4 oz bottles. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2080 | We're going to South Carolina. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2081 | I want us to have a vacation that goes beyond the paleo. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2082 | The brochure said just bring the essentials. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2083 | So is my caveman thing making you hot? | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2084 | Well honey, you asked me to keep my packing to only the basics. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2085 | I signed us up for the exclusive Quest for Fire weekend adventure. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2086 | Could you drive me to the Patent Office? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2087 | Don't you just love glamping? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2088 | If we're going spelunking, I'll need my caveman kit. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2089 | Now this is glamping. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2090 | It’s PC Gone Mad! | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2091 | I've never packed for the Adirondacks before. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2092 | While you finish unpacking, I'm going to hunt us down some dinner. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2093 | While you're gone, would it be OK if I did some paintings on the walls? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2094 | This camping trip, I really want to get back to basics. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2095 | You traveler, me caveman!!! | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2096 | ... because your father still treats me like I am just a gatherer. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2097 | Then, what era are you going to? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2098 | I just pack the basics. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2099 | The time travel agent said we should pack accordingly. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2100 | Now where did I leave my loincloth? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2101 | I can't get my suitcase to close. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2102 | Do you have room for a printing press? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2103 | Boy, it's been a while since we got out of the city. Is there anything else you think we'll need? | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2104 | They said the accommodations would be primitive. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2105 | These are a few reunion gifts for your clan. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2106 | Getting psyched for the Jurassic Park tour. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2107 | I've told you a million times--the resort is all-inclusive. We just need to bring the basics. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2108 | No honey, this time I am just packing the basics. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2109 | But what if we're stranded on a deserted island and there's nowhere open with delivery? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2110 | I'll go hunt down some food. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2111 | Should I bring a spear too? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2112 | Look what I discovered in my luggage! | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2113 | Just reconnecting with my inner Neanderthal! | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2114 | What, you expect me to not bring props to prehistori-con? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2115 | Where did you pack the yak steaks? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2116 | They say the paleo restaurant is authentic | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2117 | I don't remember agreeing to leave the gadgets at home. When did we agree to that? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2118 | The travel agent said the resort was fairly primitive. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2119 | Saw Don't Look Up ... Mush guy escapes, we need to pack for our future here. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2120 | Okay, I may be taking the paleo diet a bit too far, but you know how easy it is to go off a diet on vacation... | 1.2462 | 0.04238 | 130 | 101 | 26 | 3 |
2121 | I'm sure glad I found a way to cook this big ass turkey leg. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
2122 | I told you I'd bring the basics. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2123 | Fire, wheel, club. I can survive anywhere. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2124 | Loved "Me Tarzan, You Jane" Week. Cave Man Camp should be even better. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2125 | It's my new paleo starter kit. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2126 | My family tradition has always been to just pack the essentials. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2127 | I know you don't' believe time travel is even possible but you got to trust me, Fred and Wilma Flintstone live in the stone age. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2128 | Did you bring the drawing charcoal? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2129 | Now don't be in a hurry. You would be surprised how quickly civilization advances once we invented the wheel. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2130 | But all the other guys will be bringing fire. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2131 | It's all the good stuff for our retreat, fire,the wheel and an aphrodisiac. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2132 | Have I mentioned I’m Paleo? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2133 | Look, honey, you just never know how these family reunions will go and I refuse to lose to cousin Ken again. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2134 | But for our couples retreat, they asked us to be open minded and want us to go back to our roots. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2135 | If we had stayed in the Tarzan room, I would have swipped the vines. | 1.2451 | 0.04501 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
2136 | I'm eating paleo so I figured I'd pack paleo. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2137 | I believe in packing only basics. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2138 | I don't trust the kitchen. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2139 | Where’s the sliced bread, for god sake’s? | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2140 | Dear, please come a bit closer so I can complete the caveman stereotype. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2141 | If your uncle's time machine DOES work, we're going to blow some prehistoric minds. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2142 | Honey, did you say it’s time to travel or we’re going to time travel? | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2143 | I always bring my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandad's things when I go camping. I mean, they got us this far! | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2144 | This paleo kit exceeds my expectations. | 1.2447 | 0.04458 | 94 | 71 | 23 | 0 |
2145 | I'm loving Samsonite's new Neanderthal line. | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
2146 | Where we’re going there is no Omicron. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2147 | It’s just in case anyone decides to let their raptor off leash again | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2148 | The luggage tag reads, 'Samsonite belong Ogg.' | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2149 | I know they don't have cell phone service there so I want to be prepared. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2150 | You said not to eat on the bed, but you didn't say don't light a fire. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2151 | This IS my go kit. When the apocalypse comes I am gonna RULE. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2152 | It's my world domination starter kit. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2153 | Dang, I forgot my lever. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2154 | I don’t want this vacation to distract me from my paleo diet. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2155 | Burning Man is not for the faint of heart. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2156 | What? I'm a paleoconservative.This is how we pack. | 1.2439 | 0.04771 | 82 | 62 | 20 | 0 |
2157 | This was a good vacation' I really got back to the basics. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2158 | So I decided to switch majors." | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2159 | Does your mother know I’m doing the whole “paleo” thing? | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2160 | Remember that caveman we saw at the airport!? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2161 | Every time we visit my family, I feel like i regress. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2162 | No . . . YOU were supposed to bring the sliced bread. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2163 | I’m sure Edison’s wife didn’t run home to Mother every time he came up with a new concept! | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2164 | This B&B thing during COVID is actually kinda fun! | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2165 | its not a fire hazard when we’re on vacation! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2166 | If another Covid variant develops, I want to be prepared. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2167 | You do you, I'll do me. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2168 | They said 'low tech weekend' so I'm just covering the bases. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2169 | I've discovered fire and invented the wheel. I'm working on courtship. Could you step over here please. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
2170 | And so, I asked to be skipped straight to the advanced technology course. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
2171 | I'm meta-versing the next greatest invention for mankind' | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2172 | The flames on the side make it look cool. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2173 | I can’t imagine why you are leaving me. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2174 | But you said we should just pack the basics | 1.2427 | 0.04464 | 103 | 79 | 23 | 1 |
2175 | Honey, the natives on that island are still pre-historic. We need to look like we fit in. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2176 | You never know what is happening in the future. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2177 | And when we get to 50,000 B.C., just play it cool, ok? I might hit you over the head with this club but that is just to fit in with the guys and earn their respect. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2178 | You're not making me leave behind these souvenirs for my man cave. | 1.2427 | 0.04464 | 103 | 79 | 23 | 1 |
2179 | Our trip's paleo diet inspired me. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2180 | In my defense, you did say, 'Just bring the essentials.' | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2181 | I'm hoping there's a paleo dining option." | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2182 | Just the essentials. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2183 | Just a test run, honey. In case the plane crashes and we end up on a beautiful but deserted island. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2184 | You said you wanted to go primitive camping... | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2185 | Next…the internet | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2186 | Can you believe this was my carry-on? | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2187 | Oh, darn, you meant it is going to be cold when you said to pack for the Ice Age. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2188 | Honey, I thought we agreed to just take the basics on this trip. | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2189 | Do you think it will make the weight limit? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2190 | I just want you to know that coming here was one of the greatest ideas ever. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2191 | I didn't call them "primitive." I just thought we might be able to mix business and pleasure while we're on vacation here... | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2192 | Go ahead and leave, but I’m telling you these discoveries are greater than sliced bread. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2193 | You won't be needing that negligee... | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2194 | Do you think they’ll confiscate our sabertooth tiger spray? | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2195 | I'm working up to self-reinvention - just practicing with smaller projects first. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2196 | I'm not changing | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2197 | Screw the mask mandates. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2198 | Just like camping in the good old days! | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2199 | Honey, do you know where I left my rock? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2200 | Honey, do you think we’re taking the term “pack only the bare essentials” too literally? | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
2201 | Maybe we should have gone for the "Deluxe Stone Age" room. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2202 | I decided I should get back to basics. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2203 | You will thank me on doomsday. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2204 | In case hotels are full we can quarantine in a cave. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
2205 | On the contrary, I think the club is the most essential. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2206 | I bought the Paleolithic Package. | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
2207 | Don't forget you clubbing outfit. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2208 | This is exactly what I used to pack for camp. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2209 | Husband: "Yabba Dabba..." Wife: "Don't!" | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2210 | I'm trying to recreate the burning ring of fire, of course. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2211 | Should I bring electricity or let them come up with that on their own? | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2212 | Well, I certainly don't want to be the only caveman at Club Med without a club. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2213 | I signed up for TSA-Prehistoric. It really cuts down the wait. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2214 | What? You said you wanted me to be a cave man in bed. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2215 | Val, it’s Cave Man Fair. They didn’t discover bikinis until much later. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2216 | We're traveling back in time, correct? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2217 | I packed your lips in here somewhere. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2218 | I do the basics, you do the frills.. | 1.2404 | 0.04210 | 104 | 79 | 25 | 0 |
2219 | With limited space, I’m only packing the basics. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
2220 | I always believe in taking age-appropriate gifts to one's host and your parents are no exception to my rule. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2221 | Honey, the silver lining of eviction is the getting in touch with our primal selves | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
2222 | And you want to leave why? | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2223 | I’m really going to try to relate to your father better on this trip. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2224 | 50,000 years ago no one cared about the TSA | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2225 | No need for that, can't you see I'm making progress. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2226 | They came with the paleo diet cookbook. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2227 | I don’t want to reinvent everything when I get to college | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2228 | I just find it fascinating that the paleo diet actually started as part of jai alai. | 1.2396 | 0.05876 | 96 | 80 | 9 | 7 |
2229 | The trip isn’t that long, I’m only packing the essentials. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2230 | Don’t worry, I have TSA Pre-historic. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2231 | Hey, nobody else holds patents on them. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2232 | For this trip, I'm packing only the essentials. | 1.2391 | 0.04471 | 92 | 70 | 22 | 0 |
2233 | Prometheus gets a vacation. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2234 | Honey, where did I put my iphone 1? | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2235 | This is spelunking 101. Get with the program. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2236 | I'll bet the guy who accidentally took my suitcase home couldn't even read the luggage tag. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2237 | Do you think we'll go clubbing when we're in Germany? | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
2238 | Really, we should just be packing the basics | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2239 | Do you think the hotel will have flint? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2240 | It’s for the latest tiktok challenge. The club is for beating you to death, the fire is for burning all the evidence, and the stone wheel is for the getaway. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2241 | Can’t wait to get to Paleo-Camp! | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2242 | You have your Marie Kondo, I use the Bear Grylls method. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2243 | If we break contact with the adults this will stop us from becoming barbarians | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2244 | But I haven't invented carry-on yet. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2245 | Will you sit on this? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2246 | I've invented fire and the wheel. Would you also like a TV? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2247 | At least stay for dinner! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2248 | We could just vacation here. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2249 | I can't believe you forgot the cave paintings! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2250 | It's no wonder the Customs asked if I packed it." | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2251 | I admit, I don't know how to pack light. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
2252 | Can you think of anything else I should bring to the patent office? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2253 | Club, wheel, fire. My ancestors would be proud. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2254 | I thought this | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2255 | How else are we going to start over on Mars?! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2256 | Six pairs of underwear? Isn’t that a little excessive? | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2257 | I made myself a promise: no social media this weekend. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2258 | Honey, if this was a cartoon, what caption would you put on this? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2259 | I haven't traveled in so long. Has anything changed? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2260 | Don’t pack anything fancy, my parents are Republicans. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2261 | TSA offers prehistoric pre-check. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2262 | I don't trust these all-inclusive resort deals. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2263 | I'm on a Paleo diet. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2264 | What’s a picnic without a fire to cook the steak? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2265 | They said it came with a man cave. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2266 | They said that conditions at camp were primitive. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2267 | That’’s why I’m going to check it. | 1.2375 | 0.04788 | 80 | 61 | 19 | 0 |
2268 | I'd say my packing style is 'Primitive-Minimalist' | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2269 | Like I always say, Be Prepared. | 1.2373 | 0.04113 | 118 | 91 | 26 | 1 |
2270 | Both packing things as per their own idea of an apocalypse. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2271 | When I drag you around by your hair, don't smile for the selfie. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2272 | Going camping brings out the caveman in me. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2273 | It's not your fault that they didn't have any cave-style AirBnB. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2274 | The TSA website said nothing about fire. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2275 | I thought I heard you say our vacation theme was 'back to basics.' | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2276 | But you said pack only the essentials!? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2277 | Why are you leaving? I'm just getting started | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2278 | You go your way; I'll go mine. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2279 | Don't forget my bearskin onesie. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2280 | It's an emergency time travel kit, you just never know exactly when they'll be stopping! | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2281 | I know this is supposed to be a "low tech" get away vacation, but we should be prepared just in case | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2282 | Looks like the airline lost my luggage again. This is Fred Flinstone's suitcase. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2283 | The retreat booklet said I'll reconnect with your primordial self. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2284 | I'll be summer camping off the grid. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2285 | Please give me one more chance - I am on a verge an innovation that will transform the high-tech industry." | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2286 | Are you bringing the spear or should I pack it? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2287 | Have you seen my printing press? | 1.2361 | 0.05040 | 72 | 55 | 17 | 0 |
2288 | Wait - thought you said we were going to the Caveman Isles - not the Cayman Islands! | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2289 | I'm sorry, but you have to admit: your parents are pretty old fashioned. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2290 | No worry, Ugga. Me think will fit in Subaru just fine. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2291 | Well, we reserved a primitve camping site!" | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2292 | Shoot! I forgot my loincloth. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2293 | Can you think of any of my other greatest discoveries of all time I should bring along? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2294 | I packed only the worst case scenario essentials for this vacation. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2295 | The brochure said "casual and rustic". | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2296 | I just thought I'd catch your parents up on a few innovations they may have missed. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2297 | Portable man-cave. $99.99 on Amazon. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2298 | Before we leave for our trip, I just want to make sure that our emergency kit is working OK. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2299 | Don't worry. I'll keep the home fires burning until you return. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2300 | Honey, I'm curious, where did you stash the large black monolith? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2301 | Well, I’m taking only the bare necessities. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2302 | Honey, do you have room for my sliced bread? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2303 | 'Ok, I got the fire started hun, but what do you want me to do with the club?' | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2304 | Stick to the basics, I say. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2305 | I told you paleo was more than a diet for me. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2306 | I like to be prepared. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2307 | We’ll maybe I’ve over stated getting back to basics and should have packed some hiking shorts. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2308 | Our picnic bag is complete, isn´t it? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2309 | I'm just packing a few essentials. As long as I've got my credit stone I can pick anything else I need when we get there. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2310 | Have you seen my Venus of Willendorf statue? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2311 | Personally, I prefer a more primitive vacation." | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2312 | Are you saying that fire, the wheel and the club were NOT the most important inventions ever ? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2313 | I only travel with the bare essentials. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2314 | So my uncle said I could have this stuff but I shouldn’t tell my mom because it might lead to the root of all evil. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2315 | I'm happy with everything but the firewall. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2316 | So, I hunt and gather and then…s’mores!! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2317 | It's an eco-resort. | 1.2353 | 0.04628 | 85 | 65 | 20 | 0 |
2318 | Paleo people always ate in the same space where they slept. I think. And no, it did not come with directions! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2319 | Do you think they will allow us to take it carry-on? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2320 | Dang! This all fit before the wheel. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2321 | Could be worse. I lost a few tee shirts and a pair of shorts. Somebody is walking home from the airport to a cold defenseless cave. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2322 | This portable Man Cave is going to be great on our vacation! | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2323 | What’s old is new again. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2324 | The Wheel, Check! How to make a fire, Check! Now, let me mansplain a thing or two about packing. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2325 | Do you have room in your bag for modernity? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2326 | My Go Bag contains all the essentials." | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2327 | You’ll like my friend Tom. He and I go way back. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2328 | Honey, you said to pack for the Stone Age or for Stonehenge? | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2329 | Well, without me there wouldn't be an Uber to miss. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2330 | Did you forget where we were going? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2331 | I thought that the Paleo Starter Kit was some sort of Paleolithic diet basic menu | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2332 | …and I’ve got condoms! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2333 | We get 10% off for bringing our own heating system. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2334 | Gotta prepare for the consequences of this Supreme Court. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2335 | You're going to leave me over this? What about all of the dumb stuff I've I done before? | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
2336 | Who knew regression therapists had conferences? | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2337 | Just the essentials,right? | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2338 | Please don’t leave! I can do better! | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2339 | You haven't met these guys, they're real Neanderthals. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2340 | It's a Cro-Magnon simulator kit for social studies. I'm supposed to bludgeon something for my next meal. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2341 | Just in case your mother was right and this place is the end of the universe. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2342 | Mom, did cave men make the first toilet paper? | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2343 | Time travel, it's so exciting! | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2344 | You're right. Packing a few essentials in my emergency-preparedness kit does make me feel safer. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2345 | They did state roughing it in the Airbnb description. | 1.2338 | 0.04855 | 77 | 59 | 18 | 0 |
2346 | Remember, we're going rough camping. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2347 | I figure with today's average attention span of 3.5 seconds, I could get credit for re-inventing some of this stuff! | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2348 | I heard the ones with spinner wheels were really hot. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
2349 | It's a new camping trend called 'neanderthalling' and it's all the rage. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2350 | What? They said to pack the essentials. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2351 | It’s called a fleshlight Martha | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2352 | Look, you can spend your vacation wherever you want. But, me, I'm going back to the stone ages just before they invented these things and I'm gonna clean up! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2353 | I’m cooking a big drumstick to take in the car! It’s called a hibachi, Karen! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2354 | I thought we would play Caveman tonight. You in? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2355 | They’re for my man cave. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2356 | Camp Troglodyte, here I come! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2357 | The way I see it, if NASA's meteor strike predictions are accurate, I'm prepared to corner the futures market right off the bat. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2358 | You said, "Just the basics", right?" | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2359 | Can you fit my hierarchy of needs into your carry-on? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2360 | I've been camping loads of times. Why? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2361 | You said the bare essentials. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2362 | I saw it in National Geographic | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2363 | No, no - roll not fold | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2364 | I think I'll stick with the basics. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2365 | I’m going full on Paleo | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2366 | What? I haven’t flown in ages. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2367 | All I miss is my red MAGA hat. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2368 | This vacation? It will be just like starting over. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2369 | Oh, I'm a "caveman," just because I manage to pack only the bare necessities when we travel? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2370 | I’m packing for a weekend in Jurassic Park…not Menlo Park or even Mansfield Park, now you get it? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2371 | It’s just a short trip. I don’t need to reinvent the wheel | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2372 | This fire-starting kit I found at the garage sale ? - it still works ! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2373 | Wait, I got it! Sliced bread! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2374 | I found them on Etsy.com/stone_age | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2375 | I only have two minutes to deliver my pitch to the investors at the conference. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2376 | I know you said to pack light, but how else am I supposed to connect with your father? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2377 | You wanted a primitive vacation! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2378 | Do you STILL think a caveman could pack a better suitcase? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2379 | Souvenirs. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2380 | Does impressing your father mean bringing my own Woolly Mammoth steaks? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2381 | I told you they’d make a comeback. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2382 | I got the basics, you pack everything else. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2383 | I tried to get patents but they were already in the public domain | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2384 | But the last ‘all inclusive’ didn’t seem to have the basics! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2385 | It's my paleovernight bag - only the essentials. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2386 | sex toys | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2387 | I know it's not the original. I just liked it. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2388 | Yea, well, you never know just how far this Originalism thing will go! | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2389 | You and I have different definitions of packing light. | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2390 | The ad said, 'vintage hotwheels!' | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2391 | The brochure said pack for primitive camping. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2392 | I just invented a new toy called hot wheel. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2393 | I thought you said we’re returning to our roots.” | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2394 | Oh shoot, I loaded up on ingenuity but forgot to pack any common sense. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2395 | Did you remember to bring the atlatl? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2396 | Do we have any sliced bread? | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
2397 | They'll get a kick out of this stuff in Milwaukee, trust me. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2398 | It just might give us an edge on Survivor! | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2399 | Are we glamping? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2400 | All I'm saying is that things with my parents can get a little primitive | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2401 | Honey, did you pack the pterodactyl rub? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2402 | Did I tell you they had to move us out of our beachfront suite? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2403 | Just so you know, I'm a bit old fashioned. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2404 | Yeah, I’m trying to recreate what it felt like before COVID. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2405 | Yeah, well, that why it's called minimalism. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2406 | What? You said we're going to the Smithsonian. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2407 | Honey, how many pairs of shoes should I pack for camping in the backyard? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2408 | Really dear,will you ever compromise,just a little? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2409 | I thought we signed up for the time travel package. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2410 | I need a getaway from the past 10,000 years. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2411 | They say just pack the basics. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2412 | Do I need anything else before I go to Ancestry.com? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2413 | Don't worry, it's paleo. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2414 | Oh no, I think I forgot the new mousetrap. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2415 | Don't leave now-I'm making this new ring for you! | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2416 | Time travel is so real | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
2417 | Hon, you know I have a confidentiality agreement with my work. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2418 | I'm all set Ive got everything that I need | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2419 | It is Flintstones World that we’re visiting, right? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
2420 | I'm so ready for a break from modern life. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2421 | How far back in time are we traveling? | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
2422 | Well, they said "Pack just the basics!" | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2423 | What you said was that we were going back in time. Not once did you say Colonial Williamsburg. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2424 | I would say there was a miscommunication about where we are going on our trip, but if you look at the contents of my bag, you will see I have not invented a standard spoken language. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2425 | Don't worry. I watched a lot of Bear Grylls. | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2426 | you can put the clothes back honey. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2427 | You did say we’re going to visit your brother right? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2428 | You said your grandmother was really old so I thought these things would help us connect. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
2429 | Just practicing in case I get called for "Survivor". | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2430 | You can forget the clothes. You won't need any where we are going for this vacation. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2431 | I think I’ve reached my limits on back-to-basics vacations. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2432 | With their baggage policies, you need to be inventive | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2433 | You said college provides a fresh start... | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2434 | What? You said this trip was about finding our origins! | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2435 | Don't blame me..you said you wanted to "rough it"! | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2436 | It's just a weekend, we won't need more than the essentials | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2437 | Honey, do you think you may be getting a little too carried away with this Paleo diet? | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
2438 | But you told me just to pack the basics. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2439 | I'm really getting into this paleo diet. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2440 | I love these holidays where we get back to simpler times. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2441 | Can you squeeze in my greatest invention, the 'MyPillow'? | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2442 | Do you think I’ll need my dress or casual loin cloth more? | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2443 | I like to pack for any contingency. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2444 | I don’t see why I should give up Paleo just because we’re traveling. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2445 | Best to be ready for any eventuality. | 1.2300 | 0.04230 | 100 | 77 | 23 | 0 |
2446 | Honey, I am only bringing the essentials!" | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2447 | You know, dragging you by the hair would be a great way to pitch these inventions when we get on Shark Tank. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2448 | YOU go on the cruise if you want. I'm going time-travelling to a world before vaccines. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2449 | I thought if we went back to the earliest inventions, maybe we could reset society. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2450 | I'm only just packing the things we definitely need for the trip! | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2451 | ...you said on bring the basics... | 1.2299 | 0.04537 | 87 | 67 | 20 | 0 |
2452 | I tried penetrating this stone donut but my genitals caught on fire. Would you like a turkey leg? | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2453 | I...CANNOT...fit 'language' in here––Ug! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2454 | I've time traveled before, and I know what to pack. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2455 | My therapist wants me to be in touch with my inner Neanderthal. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2456 | Honey, have you seen my square peg? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2457 | Why are you packing an extra cardigan for time travel? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2458 | The TSA sure has gotten lazy. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2459 | Say one word and I'll drag you by your hair. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2460 | The room listing says there's no Wi-Fi so I'm packing other modern amenities that may be lacking. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2461 | But it DOES spark joy | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2462 | Are these allowed as carry-ons or will we need to check this bag? | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2463 | Now that we're on our honeymoon, it's time I shared with you some of my favorite fantasies. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2464 | Our caveman exsperiance won't fit in my suitcase | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2465 | What? If we end up traveling back in time, we'll be heroes! | 1.2292 | 0.04312 | 96 | 74 | 22 | 0 |
2466 | I expect to be down to my loincloth by day three. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2467 | Can you believe I fit this in my carry on? | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2468 | Do you have room in your suitcase for sliced bread? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2469 | Let me know if I ever start taking Paleo too far. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2470 | Do you think there's a market for this early stuff on E-bay? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2471 | What, I should invent the airplane, too? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2472 | I can't figure out how cavemen got all their essentials in a carry-on bag. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2473 | I admit that I have a tendency to dwell in the past . | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2474 | This time I’m only taking the basics. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2475 | Just how primitive is this “no frills” vacation spot? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2476 | It's my old cock ring from college and I need to warm it up first | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2477 | Why don't they just draw the pictures on the wall? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2478 | This paleolithic diet travel kit leaves something to be desired. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2479 | Getting back to basics doesn't mean I have to reinvent the wheel. | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
2480 | You said, "Only bring the bare necessities." | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2481 | I'm only packing the essentials this year | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2482 | I thought you said we're going to get back to the basics. | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2483 | Hey Look! I've already got a handle on Fire and the Wheel. Don't leave me now, I'm on to something big! | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2484 | This will be my very first Greatest Inventions conference. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2485 | You disabled the smoke detector. . . Right? | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2486 | Well, I have been eating Paleo | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2487 | They said the resort is Paleo-friendly. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2488 | 'I always get cold on planes!' | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2489 | I always wanted to be like my hero Fred Flinstone. Now I can achieve that dream. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2490 | Because those Neanderthals at security won't let you pack it in your carry-on. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2491 | I know you said off grid holiday, but only brought the essentials of civilization. | 1.2283 | 0.04400 | 92 | 71 | 21 | 0 |
2492 | I'm looking at this trip as a new beginning. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2493 | OK, we're ready to start going back. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2494 | To dress trendy where we’re going, just pack some fig leaves. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2495 | Honey, did you pack the paleo diet ? | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2496 | Listen, if the plane goes down you'll thank me. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2497 | Dear,you pack the clothes I’ll pack the camping gear | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2498 | I honestly don't know why the couples coach recommends that I summon my inner cave man, but let's have fun with it. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2499 | You are the one who said, “Just pack the essentials.” | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2500 | I just don't want to have to rough it out there. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2501 | Have you seen my saber-tooth tiger repellent? | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2502 | It's so much easier to pack for the Stone Age than the Bronze Age. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2503 | The travel agent said it's an all-inclusive resort, just need to bring the basic necessities. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2504 | It is for the hot wheels club convention. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2505 | I stole these from the caveman exhibit. I thought they might come in handy on our next camping trip. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2506 | Covid has brought out my inner cave man. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2507 | I said to pack for a long stay, not pack for the bronze age | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2508 | So what if we are on holidays I have to stick to Paleo. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2509 | Will your mother share these gifts with the neighbourhood? Or will we be having cracked bone marrow for dinner again next year | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2510 | Do you know where my animal skin outfit is? | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2511 | I hope we get a chance to go clubbing while we're there. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2512 | Hey, don’t forget to leave space in that suitcase for this. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2513 | I thought you said we were going clubbing? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2514 | How long will we be gone? | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2515 | I’m just bringing the basics. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2516 | I’m on a roll here! But I can’t seem to get e equals ‘ em cee squared out of my head. What the hell does that mean? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2517 | Of course it’s coming with us, Carla. It’s not just a paleo diet — it’s a paleo lifestyle. | 1.2273 | 0.04493 | 88 | 68 | 20 | 0 |
2518 | I don’t think you should leave me before trying this…! | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2519 | You could have told me your parents already have the gift of fire. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2520 | Wait. Don't go. What if I invent tools and language? | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2521 | I never go anywhere without life's greatest inventions--fire, wheel and turkey drumstick | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2522 | Don't worry! This is my carry-on bag,TSA won't mind at all. | 1.2273 | 0.04493 | 88 | 68 | 20 | 0 |
2523 | I've decided that this camping trip is going to focus on getting back to basics. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2524 | I know your cousins are Neanderthals, but I still think I may need these. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2525 | I travel light... just the basics. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2526 | If only they weren't so obsessive about that "plant-based" thing | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2527 | This is all we'll need for vacations away from civilization. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2528 | Can I call this a trifecta? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2529 | It really has been a long time since I used this suitcase | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2530 | I thought we were going back to basics on this trip | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2531 | I though you said "pack simple" for the weekend. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2532 | I’m taking no chances. They don’t even have cell phone reception in parts of Brooklyn. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2533 | You pack what is important to you. I will pack what is important to me. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2534 | Honey, you said to just pack the basics. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2535 | I’m packed for paleo camp | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2536 | My boss did tell me to completely unplug. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2537 | It'll be a great getaway, getting back to basics. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2538 | Don't run away. I'm working on a solution. | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 75 | 22 | 0 |
2539 | I forgot to pick up my outfit from the taxidermist. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2540 | With the supply chain out of wack and the labor shortage, we'll need to be self sufficient on this vacation. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2541 | Por si volvemos atrás, querida!!! | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2542 | When was the last time you packed | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2543 | It’s paleo in a box. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2544 | Mom, you know I am majoring in pre historic culture. | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
2545 | If we plan to get into that time machine, we're going to have a great head start !! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2546 | Because your mother thinks I'll never amount to anything. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2547 | How far are we going on this "back to the future" vacay? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | Human evolution 101 is not online this year. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2549 | I mentioned in the email we were only paying for the bed and skipping the breakfast | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2550 | Fire, the wheel, and a club. That’s a lot to unpack. . | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | Look what I found under the bed - memories from way back! | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2552 | Why is it that every time we move, I feel like we’re starting from the beginning of time? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2553 | I'm packing to live al fresco in the hotel grounds | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2554 | Pack to basics | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2555 | Since the pandemic, all-inclusive is just not what it was in the old days. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2556 | Remember, 3 ounces or less. It'll help is get through TSA much easier next time. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2557 | But…we came to the future to bring back appropriate technology. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
2558 | Smoking, wheels and clubbing. What more could you want? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2559 | Do you have room for the stone hand ax? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2560 | I am so excited that we're going to the inventors' convention. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2561 | Hotel Pangea- it’s a little primitive but the rates can’t be beat | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2562 | I pack like my ancestors. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | I've gone full-Paleo! | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2564 | We are flying out of JFK from now on; it’s always a hassle at BCE. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2565 | Did you pack the kitchen sink? | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2566 | I can’t leave home without it. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2567 | Why go to a man cave, when the cave man can come to you? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2568 | It’s the trip of a lifetime. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2569 | Psh. I invented packing light. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2570 | You said this was an off the gird vacation, right? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2571 | I overpacked last time so I decided to bring just the essentials this weekend. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2572 | ..."So you really think I need to work on controlling my inner Boy Scout?" | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2573 | You call that packing light? | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2574 | No trouble getting the wheel and club through TSA. The fire is going to be problematic. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2575 | You just can't count on lightning to start a fire. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2576 | I just packed the bare essentials. | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
2577 | Well, its the first time I’ll be wilderness camping and I want to be prepared! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2578 | 'Sure, it may not be among the top three human accomplishments, but the state-fair turkey leg changed my life." | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2579 | Hot wheels! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2580 | I finally got a suitcase with wheels! | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2581 | Do time travelers have to go through security? I am worried that things might get heated if we do. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2582 | Our covid staycation is going to have amenities even the finest resorts can't offer | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2583 | For this trip, I’m just going with the basics. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2584 | Maybe we should drive instead? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2585 | And then my real brainstorm, 'MyPillow.' | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2586 | Hasn't mom explained to you the difference between boys and girls? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2587 | Do you have room for the fire? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2588 | And with the money we make from these I’m gonna buy us a load of crypto. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2589 | I told you that nobody should trust me with the wrong type of therapist | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2590 | So what are you packing for "Invention Camp" | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2591 | It’s simple. Only pack the basics! | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2592 | I’m packing light. Just the basics. | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
2593 | You know it’s not like we need to reinvent the wheel! | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
2594 | Hey,what can I say - it’s upstate… | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2595 | Getting back to basics | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
2596 | We just need to pack the basics. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2597 | Do you think I'm over-packing? | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2598 | Do you know where my spears are? | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2599 | No liquids so TSA can't get mad, right? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2600 | I figured that this was the best way for us to really reconnect with our roots on this trip. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2601 | Well, our Airbnb did agree to drumsticks and fire rings | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2602 | Remember, just the essentials. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2603 | Okay, Wilma, next year you can go to Camp Bedrock. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2604 | It's contingency packing ... | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2605 | But to our ancestors, these were ‘the essentials.’ | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2606 | Hey, wanna see a neat little trick? Stick your head into the hole. C’mon, c’mon, it’ll be dark soon ; I don’t have all night. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2607 | I want to make my grandparents feel at home. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2608 | It's a "Firsts" box. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2609 | I don’t think you understand primitive camping. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2610 | When we get to Paleo camp, I want to be prepared. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2611 | It's my award winning science fair project from 6,000 years ago. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2612 | I'm only packing essentials. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2613 | Yeah, I've been watching Fox News! This reinvented little beauty's gonna be HOT! | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2614 | Me caveman you Jane. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2615 | Well, aren't you the optimist. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2616 | They told me this hotel doesn't have wifi. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2617 | Where I go my man cave goes. | 1.2235 | 0.04546 | 85 | 66 | 19 | 0 |
2618 | You’re the one who said this was a “discovery weekend” | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2619 | ...Well, if we are going back in time.. why not do some good and speed things up? | 1.2235 | 0.06346 | 85 | 73 | 5 | 7 |
2620 | You said pack the necessities. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
2621 | They better have paleo diet options at the buffet... I didn't see auroch on the room service menu | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2622 | It's the paleo kit I ordered from Etsy. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
2623 | Go ahead. Enjoy your trip. I’ll keep the home fires burning” | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2624 | Hey-your mother said she’d like you to meet an old fashioned guy! | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2625 | It really hurts my feelings when you say I pack like a Neanderthal. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2626 | They said pack the essentials | 1.2235 | 0.06121 | 85 | 72 | 7 | 6 |
2627 | I just want to be prepared. We’ve never traveled to the Midwest before. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2628 | You said the place has a man cave. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
2629 | For my next trick,farming. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2630 | You said to pack a few basics. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2631 | cavemans | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2632 | You said to just pack the basics… | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2633 | I thought I'd pack for the basics | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2634 | You said, ‘pack only the essentials.’ | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2635 | Darn it! I didn't know we were gonna go glamping! Thought it was just camping. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2636 | You didn’t believe me. But, I knew it was Flinstone and family in the seats behind us and we got his checked bag by mistake! | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2637 | It’s okay. I packed the heavy stuff at the base. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2638 | Well. I did it! Any questions? | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2639 | It won’t taste worse than the airplane food. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2640 | No room service! | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2641 | They said pack the basics! | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2642 | Just bringing the basics you know | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2643 | This paleo diet group clinic will get the leader it deserves. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2644 | The therapist said we should get back to basics. | 1.2222 | 0.04200 | 99 | 77 | 22 | 0 |
2645 | I just feel like I was born in the wrong generation | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2646 | Honey, I told you to take only what we need! | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2647 | Life is simple, my love | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2648 | I meant it when I said I was just packing the basics. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2649 | Unlike you, I'm a light packer. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2650 | I looked up. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2651 | Yes, I am sure this is what they mean by a paleo diet! | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2652 | Well, if you're leaving, this is finally gonna be my man-cave! | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2653 | Well, the brochure said "primitive." | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2654 | Three tools to tenderize meat? We really need to downsize, darling - so which two shall I discard? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2655 | I’ll be a hero, just look for my petroglyphs. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2656 | You married a troglodyte. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2657 | Men have bee doing this since the beginning of time. Nothing could go wrong. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2658 | Fired up...Ready to go! | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2659 | They say the experienced travelers pack just the basics. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2660 | I don't think it'll fit. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2661 | Will the cave have a wolf, or should we bring one? | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2662 | Have you seen my arrowhead-making kit? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2663 | Relax, I've already packed the basics. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2664 | I fell into a burning ring of fire. I went down, down, down and the flames went higher, and it burned, BURRRNNNED the ring of fire | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2665 | I like the good old days when you could travel light. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2666 | So much for your suggestion that sticking to the basic necessities would make it all fit. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2667 | Where's my inclined plane? Have you seen my inclined plane? | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2668 | '' Harold, for Early Man, you always seem to be running late." | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2669 | You're the one who said we needed to go back to the bare basics. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2670 | Progress sounds like a very exotic place. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2671 | Look, you said to ‘only pack the essentials,’ so… | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2672 | Well, it is the first invention convention. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2673 | Did I ever share with you that I received the Eagle Scout Award for best caveman cusine? | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2674 | It all came down to my wheel or my blackberry. Wheel still rolls... | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2675 | My testosterone is low. Does it show? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2676 | Are you sure this caveman diet will have me lose weight? | 1.2211 | 0.04280 | 95 | 74 | 21 | 0 |
2677 | The best idea would be a carry-on. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2678 | Honey, we're going to Stonehenge not the Stone Age. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2679 | It's a kit. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2680 | It's not exactly the "Burning Man Festival" of yore we're going to. But I guess this'll do. | 1.2211 | 0.04280 | 95 | 74 | 21 | 0 |
2681 | I can't wait to get back to my roots | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2682 | Don’t even think of pulling me into that bed by the hair. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2683 | Yabba dabba doo! Amirite? | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2684 | Check out my subtle souvenirs. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2685 | Honey, you know this weekend is about connecting with the spirits of my hominin relatives. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2686 | Who needs modern amenities? | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2687 | Do you have room for the atlatl? | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2688 | Before you leave, let's try starting from the beginning... | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2689 | ...and why have you decided to leave me | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2690 | Recycling has taken on a whole new meaning since Covid. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2691 | The cruise ship is named 'Time Traveler.' I'm taking no chances. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2692 | Food before clothing, my dear. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2693 | Vacation during Covid makes you truly appreciate the basics. | 1.2208 | 0.04758 | 77 | 60 | 17 | 0 |
2694 | It’s time to push the red button and reboot civilization. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2695 | We’re not going to Warrior Week? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2696 | if the time machine malfunctions, we'll be fine | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2697 | You do the packing, I'll take care of the important things | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2698 | You said to get ready for an epoch trip | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2699 | You need to stop watching Station Eleven | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2700 | Wow, I haven't opened this old box in ages. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2701 | Just in case I need to make fire at the resort! | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2702 | If we are going to visit La Brea, I want to—at least—be prepared. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2703 | my parents are really traditional | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2704 | You have your essentials; I have mine. | 1.2208 | 0.04758 | 77 | 60 | 17 | 0 |
2705 | I'm trying to get signed to Maggot Stomp | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2706 | Don't we have an app for this? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2707 | They say vacation is a great opportunity for reinvention! | 1.2200 | 0.04163 | 100 | 78 | 22 | 0 |
2708 | Relax, It's my paleo diet kit. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2709 | Oh honey, bad idea to leave me... I've just made an amazing discovery! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2710 | How hard could it be? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2711 | I'm really looking forward to getting back to basics. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2712 | This is for not upgrading us to the bridal suite. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2713 | I'm going to stick to my paleo diet this trip. | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2714 | The folks said no electronic technology on this trip, so I am going old school. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2715 | What? I watched Castaway last week. | 1.2198 | 0.04365 | 91 | 71 | 20 | 0 |
2716 | We’re just going back home, not back in time. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2717 | I think I have everything I need for the Stone Age convention. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2718 | I’m all set for the camping! | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2719 | I said time travel, not time share. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2720 | We won't be using any toiletries. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2721 | This paleo travel kit saved me from having to reinvent the wheel. | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2722 | Primitive camp basics, how do I pack that? | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2723 | I told you,my parents are a little old-fashioned | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2724 | Anything else I need to bring to Grandpa's? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2725 | Could you please let your hair down so I can drag you to the bed? Never mind, I have this club. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2726 | I forgot the...oh, I’ll just get a leopard-skin tunic once we’re there. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2727 | I decided to just pack the basics. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2728 | Don’t worry about me. You pack your essentials and I’ll pack mine. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2729 | C'mon Honey.. Sacrificing everything to Make America Great Again is the right thing to do... | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2730 | Is carry-on still limited to 3.4 ounces of liquids? | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2731 | Stonehenge vacation? I thought you said Stone age. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2732 | I can cook this meat,but the donut is pretty hard. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2733 | I thought you said to just take the basics. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2734 | They were out of Ant Farms | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |