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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-12-19T18:44:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-01-16T18:45:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-01-10T18:45:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 17, 2022 |
Number of captions | 6739 |
Number of responses | 425704 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Come out with your hands up, wrists straight, fingers gently curved! | 1.8012 | 0.02065 | 1670 | 793 | 416 | 461 |
1 | Horse rustling is one thing, but this is grand theft. | 1.7788 | 0.03305 | 651 | 319 | 157 | 175 |
2 | Dang. The one day I forget my sheet music. | 1.7778 | 0.03375 | 684 | 359 | 118 | 207 |
3 | This used to be an upright establishment. | 1.7585 | 0.01732 | 2099 | 975 | 656 | 468 |
4 | He's got until sundown to get out of tune. | 1.7517 | 0.02553 | 1055 | 526 | 265 | 264 |
5 | Looks like treble at the OK Chorale. | 1.7132 | 0.02250 | 1217 | 599 | 368 | 250 |
6 | When Snake told me that he sold his horse for a grand, I figured... | 1.7121 | 0.02245 | 1261 | 634 | 356 | 271 |
7 | Sheriff ain’t gonna like the sound of this. | 1.7086 | 0.02228 | 1177 | 565 | 390 | 222 |
8 | "Looks like someone's back to settle a score." | 1.7073 | 0.02308 | 1066 | 504 | 370 | 192 |
9 | Looks like someone’s in town to settle a score. | 1.7035 | 0.02285 | 1113 | 537 | 369 | 207 |
10 | I have a feeling this is going to end on a bad note. | 1.6998 | 0.02296 | 1016 | 470 | 381 | 165 |
11 | Looks like somebody's fixin' to settle a score. | 1.6985 | 0.02475 | 952 | 464 | 311 | 177 |
12 | Guess he was serious when he challenged me to a duet. | 1.6929 | 0.02526 | 941 | 471 | 288 | 182 |
13 | Must be one of the boys from the OK Chorale. | 1.6895 | 0.02520 | 963 | 490 | 282 | 191 |
14 | Looks like those boys from Baroque Bach Mountain are back in town. | 1.6836 | 0.02820 | 825 | 442 | 202 | 181 |
15 | Oh no, the lone arranger’s in town. | 1.6823 | 0.02713 | 853 | 446 | 232 | 175 |
16 | His mother thinks he's practicing. | 1.6742 | 0.02815 | 801 | 427 | 208 | 166 |
17 | Someone is about to get played. | 1.6667 | 0.02851 | 768 | 410 | 204 | 154 |
18 | I think he might be lookin' for the OK Chorale. | 1.6613 | 0.02974 | 688 | 365 | 191 | 132 |
19 | Looks like someone is here to settle a score. | 1.6574 | 0.02952 | 683 | 360 | 197 | 126 |
20 | Looks like we got a score to settle. | 1.6568 | 0.02945 | 644 | 328 | 209 | 107 |
21 | Looks like someone is about to be challenged to a duet. | 1.6541 | 0.03026 | 636 | 333 | 190 | 113 |
22 | Must’ve come into money. Just last week he was riding an upright. | 1.6524 | 0.02911 | 679 | 354 | 207 | 118 |
23 | It must belong to “The Lone Arranger!” | 1.6510 | 0.03212 | 573 | 304 | 165 | 104 |
24 | This must be the famous O.K. Chorale. | 1.6486 | 0.03325 | 535 | 285 | 153 | 97 |
25 | When Tex said he left a grand at the saloon, I pictured a card game. | 1.6485 | 0.03341 | 532 | 284 | 151 | 97 |
26 | I warned him, in this town it is either my way or the Steinway | 1.6478 | 0.03048 | 636 | 339 | 182 | 115 |
27 | Looks like Billy won a grand in the poker game last night. | 1.6437 | 0.03314 | 536 | 287 | 153 | 96 |
28 | Must have entered the saloon with a score to settle. | 1.6431 | 0.03279 | 510 | 263 | 166 | 81 |
29 | I never thought I’d actually get a grand for that horse. | 1.6373 | 0.03563 | 477 | 262 | 126 | 89 |
30 | That explains the drunkard trying to play the horse inside. | 1.6336 | 0.03629 | 494 | 284 | 107 | 103 |
31 | Looks like there’s gonna be treble. | 1.6290 | 0.03425 | 469 | 248 | 147 | 74 |
32 | Yup ! It looks like somebody's here to settle a score ! | 1.6279 | 0.03390 | 473 | 249 | 151 | 73 |
33 | This is what happens when they start serving wine. | 1.6277 | 0.03507 | 462 | 249 | 136 | 77 |
34 | This must be where Beethoven got his fifth. | 1.6272 | 0.03467 | 448 | 235 | 145 | 68 |
35 | You’ve got until sundown to get out of tune. | 1.6271 | 0.03649 | 413 | 219 | 129 | 65 |
36 | I’m just here for a drink. I’m not looking for treble. | 1.6267 | 0.03629 | 434 | 235 | 126 | 73 |
37 | I’m surprised they’re allowed to serve A Minor. | 1.6253 | 0.03463 | 483 | 264 | 136 | 83 |
38 | So that’s the famous Rio Grand! | 1.6241 | 0.03811 | 423 | 239 | 104 | 80 |
39 | I heard he sold his horse for a song! | 1.6241 | 0.03646 | 423 | 228 | 126 | 69 |
40 | Well well well, look who’s come to settle the score. | 1.6239 | 0.03502 | 452 | 242 | 138 | 72 |
41 | Pretty careless to leave the keys in it. | 1.6239 | 0.03705 | 436 | 243 | 114 | 79 |
42 | Not the Okay Chorale AGAIN. | 1.6238 | 0.03863 | 420 | 240 | 98 | 82 |
43 | Well, I'll be darned. His other horse IS a Steinway! | 1.6221 | 0.03863 | 426 | 246 | 95 | 85 |
44 | Dang! It's always the same with him - my way or the Steinway. | 1.6211 | 0.03721 | 417 | 229 | 117 | 71 |
45 | Looks like the lone arranger has rolled into town. | 1.6199 | 0.03750 | 413 | 228 | 114 | 71 |
46 | I can't believe he just leaves the keys to this thing out in the open. | 1.6194 | 0.03701 | 402 | 216 | 123 | 63 |
47 | Oh oh. One of the Steinway boys. | 1.6164 | 0.03662 | 391 | 206 | 129 | 56 |
48 | Looks like there'll be treble in the saloon tonight. | 1.6154 | 0.03670 | 390 | 206 | 128 | 56 |
49 | I miss when cowboys used to carry harmonicas. | 1.6130 | 0.03687 | 416 | 229 | 119 | 68 |
50 | Things are changing. This used to be an upright establishment. | 1.6110 | 0.03939 | 383 | 217 | 98 | 68 |
51 | I reckon we'll just wait and see how this plays out. | 1.6105 | 0.03674 | 380 | 200 | 128 | 52 |
52 | Damn Steinways – always taking up two spots. | 1.6092 | 0.03896 | 371 | 205 | 106 | 60 |
53 | I said he owed me a grand. | 1.6081 | 0.03998 | 370 | 210 | 95 | 65 |
54 | We can do this the easy way or we can do it the Steinway. | 1.6061 | 0.04023 | 363 | 206 | 94 | 63 |
55 | At least this time he left the keys in it. | 1.6050 | 0.04039 | 357 | 202 | 94 | 61 |
56 | I thought this was an upright establishment. | 1.6045 | 0.03781 | 354 | 187 | 120 | 47 |
57 | Well, it's only got three legs, I guess we'll have to shoot it. | 1.6040 | 0.04094 | 351 | 200 | 90 | 61 |
58 | I'll be danged - a piano bar. | 1.6034 | 0.04017 | 353 | 198 | 97 | 58 |
59 | I should leave a note. | 1.6023 | 0.03986 | 352 | 196 | 100 | 56 |
60 | Here comes treble. | 1.6017 | 0.04059 | 344 | 193 | 95 | 56 |
61 | Looks like someone’s in town to settle an old score. | 1.6005 | 0.03734 | 373 | 201 | 120 | 52 |
62 | Darn fool left his keys in it. | 1.6005 | 0.03553 | 428 | 235 | 129 | 64 |
63 | Could be treble. | 1.6000 | 0.04010 | 345 | 192 | 99 | 54 |
64 | Looks like the Lone Arranger is in town. | 1.5983 | 0.03989 | 361 | 205 | 96 | 60 |
65 | Not what I meant when I said I'd sell him that horse for a grand. | 1.5970 | 0.04149 | 335 | 191 | 88 | 56 |
66 | Well this here looks like treble. | 1.5963 | 0.03931 | 327 | 175 | 109 | 43 |
67 | It’s time to settle the score. | 1.5960 | 0.03829 | 354 | 192 | 113 | 49 |
68 | Uh oh Trigger, looks like the Steinway Gang is back in town. And that means we’ve got treble. | 1.5957 | 0.04143 | 329 | 186 | 90 | 53 |
69 | When did this turn into a piano bar? | 1.5955 | 0.03956 | 356 | 200 | 100 | 56 |
70 | I’ll give him one minuet. | 1.5952 | 0.03849 | 378 | 213 | 105 | 60 |
71 | Be careful. That Black Beauty is high strung. | 1.5932 | 0.04052 | 322 | 177 | 99 | 46 |
72 | Best come out here and face the music. | 1.5926 | 0.04150 | 324 | 183 | 90 | 51 |
73 | This must be where the deer and the antelope play.” | 1.5913 | 0.03887 | 389 | 226 | 96 | 67 |
74 | I’m a guess’n it’s one of those Steinway boys | 1.5901 | 0.03853 | 344 | 187 | 111 | 46 |
75 | When I heard he'd sold his horse for a song— | 1.5901 | 0.04078 | 322 | 179 | 96 | 47 |
76 | Well I reckon we all have to face the music one day. | 1.5899 | 0.04128 | 317 | 177 | 93 | 47 |
77 | All right, dude, how do you want to play this? | 1.5899 | 0.04104 | 317 | 176 | 95 | 46 |
78 | It either my way or the Steinway. | 1.5874 | 0.03837 | 366 | 205 | 107 | 54 |
79 | Well, now...isn't this grand. | 1.5863 | 0.03903 | 336 | 184 | 107 | 45 |
80 | Come on out, Joe, and face the music | 1.5858 | 0.04087 | 309 | 170 | 97 | 42 |
81 | Well, at least he left the keys in it. | 1.5844 | 0.04125 | 320 | 181 | 91 | 48 |
82 | Looks like it’s our way, or the Steinway. | 1.5839 | 0.04310 | 298 | 170 | 82 | 46 |
83 | Well, well, well. Ain’t that grand. | 1.5796 | 0.04214 | 314 | 181 | 84 | 49 |
84 | "And I thought he was an upright guy." | 1.5795 | 0.04190 | 302 | 170 | 89 | 43 |
85 | The sheriff could already tell this would end on a bad note. | 1.5788 | 0.04046 | 311 | 172 | 98 | 41 |
86 | I ain't came here looking for treble. | 1.5785 | 0.04074 | 344 | 201 | 87 | 56 |
87 | Well that's just fixin' to get stolen if they leave the keys in it like that. | 1.5764 | 0.04265 | 288 | 162 | 86 | 40 |
88 | O hell they shot the piano player again | 1.5740 | 0.04455 | 277 | 160 | 75 | 42 |
89 | Well would you look there. And he left the keys in it. | 1.5734 | 0.04347 | 293 | 170 | 78 | 45 |
90 | Looks like that gang from the OK Chorale beat us here. | 1.5733 | 0.04268 | 307 | 179 | 80 | 48 |
91 | Gadzooks, first the poetry reading at the whorehouse and now this! | 1.5724 | 0.04490 | 290 | 173 | 68 | 49 |
92 | That's not what I meant when I asked him to play a few bars. | 1.5704 | 0.04206 | 291 | 164 | 88 | 39 |
93 | I'm about to teach someone a lesson. | 1.5699 | 0.04399 | 272 | 155 | 79 | 38 |
94 | Well, that’s noteworthy. | 1.5690 | 0.04218 | 290 | 164 | 87 | 39 |
95 | Well, ain’t that just grand. | 1.5688 | 0.04321 | 276 | 156 | 83 | 37 |
96 | Well, son of a Bach. | 1.5669 | 0.04486 | 284 | 169 | 69 | 46 |
97 | Dang it! Why can't Zeke just carry around a harmonica like everybody else! | 1.5657 | 0.04384 | 297 | 177 | 72 | 48 |
98 | The bordello turns into a yoga studio, then we get a dang piano bar. | 1.5646 | 0.04567 | 271 | 161 | 67 | 43 |
99 | I’m lookin’ for the man who shot Liberace Valance.” | 1.5632 | 0.04519 | 277 | 165 | 68 | 44 |
100 | As Jake rode up,he saw the Steinway tied up in front, by a white stallion. He knew who waited inside: The Lone Arranger. | 1.5630 | 0.04270 | 270 | 151 | 86 | 33 |
101 | Well Rex, looks like someone traded their horse for a song. | 1.5618 | 0.04513 | 251 | 143 | 75 | 33 |
102 | It’s quiet…too quiet. | 1.5616 | 0.04355 | 276 | 159 | 79 | 38 |
103 | It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. | 1.5613 | 0.04486 | 253 | 144 | 76 | 33 |
104 | Easy now, Rex. It's just a baby. | 1.5595 | 0.04321 | 252 | 139 | 85 | 28 |
105 | Expecting a gunfight at the OK Chorale. | 1.5591 | 0.04368 | 254 | 142 | 82 | 30 |
106 | I think it might belong to The Lone Arranger! | 1.5582 | 0.04648 | 249 | 146 | 67 | 36 |
107 | Look, they left the keys in it. | 1.5570 | 0.04900 | 228 | 135 | 59 | 34 |
108 | Guess who's Bach in town. | 1.5569 | 0.04462 | 255 | 146 | 76 | 33 |
109 | I’ve been around here enough to recognize the first sign of treble at the Saloon. | 1.5565 | 0.04496 | 239 | 134 | 77 | 28 |
110 | Is that a Rio Grand? | 1.5563 | 0.04350 | 284 | 167 | 76 | 41 |
111 | I think we have A Minor problem here. | 1.5536 | 0.04584 | 233 | 132 | 73 | 28 |
112 | Looks like he left his keys in it. | 1.5525 | 0.04671 | 257 | 155 | 62 | 40 |
113 | Hmm... they left the keys. | 1.5514 | 0.04519 | 243 | 139 | 74 | 30 |
114 | Looks like there’s treble in town. | 1.5508 | 0.04698 | 236 | 138 | 66 | 32 |
115 | Tethering does no good if you’re gonna leave the keys in it! | 1.5494 | 0.04763 | 253 | 155 | 57 | 41 |
116 | Those Steinway boys must be in town again. | 1.5488 | 0.04516 | 246 | 142 | 73 | 31 |
117 | Wait here, Trigger. I got a score to settle. | 1.5486 | 0.04801 | 257 | 160 | 53 | 44 |
118 | Who parks and leaves the keys? | 1.5485 | 0.04684 | 237 | 139 | 66 | 32 |
119 | It don't look good for The A Capella Kid. | 1.5478 | 0.04713 | 230 | 134 | 66 | 30 |
120 | I see the O.K. Chorale is back,” Sageboy. | 1.5470 | 0.04572 | 234 | 134 | 72 | 28 |
121 | A piano stool walks into a bar . . . | 1.5455 | 0.04658 | 231 | 134 | 68 | 29 |
122 | Hmm...normally he comes in at the next bar. | 1.5438 | 0.04928 | 217 | 129 | 58 | 30 |
123 | I didn’t realize this was a piano bar. | 1.5434 | 0.05103 | 219 | 135 | 49 | 35 |
124 | So this is the O.K. Chorale. | 1.5431 | 0.04684 | 232 | 136 | 66 | 30 |
125 | Festus said he’d leave me a grand... | 1.5405 | 0.04759 | 222 | 130 | 64 | 28 |
126 | I see the Lone Arranger is back in town... | 1.5395 | 0.05094 | 215 | 132 | 50 | 33 |
127 | Looks like someone paid a grand for a horse. | 1.5392 | 0.05100 | 217 | 134 | 49 | 34 |
128 | Again? Three legs don't qualify for handicapped parking! | 1.5378 | 0.05116 | 225 | 142 | 45 | 38 |
129 | I see treble ahead. | 1.5378 | 0.04670 | 225 | 131 | 67 | 27 |
130 | It's Chopin at the bit. | 1.5370 | 0.05244 | 216 | 137 | 42 | 37 |
131 | I feel like we’re about to get played. | 1.5368 | 0.04701 | 231 | 137 | 64 | 30 |
132 | I guess they really did shoot the piano player. | 1.5364 | 0.04879 | 220 | 132 | 58 | 30 |
133 | What king of low-down varmint would steal the bench? | 1.5360 | 0.05132 | 222 | 140 | 45 | 37 |
134 | He even left the keys in it | 1.5351 | 0.05064 | 228 | 144 | 46 | 38 |
135 | Well lookie here. The Liberace Kid is in town... | 1.5348 | 0.04758 | 230 | 138 | 61 | 31 |
136 | Wait outside and face the music, he said | 1.5337 | 0.05140 | 208 | 128 | 49 | 31 |
137 | My owner is in the saloon settling a score. | 1.5337 | 0.05003 | 208 | 125 | 55 | 28 |
138 | Looks like someone's got a score to settle. | 1.5336 | 0.04749 | 238 | 145 | 59 | 34 |
139 | This things begging to be stolen. Even left the keys in it. | 1.5325 | 0.04663 | 231 | 137 | 65 | 29 |
140 | Guess the OK Chorale is in town. | 1.5323 | 0.04595 | 263 | 163 | 60 | 40 |
141 | He's gonna face the music when he comes outside. | 1.5317 | 0.05059 | 205 | 124 | 53 | 28 |
142 | Well, that explains the man playing the horse. | 1.5310 | 0.04782 | 226 | 136 | 60 | 30 |
143 | That has to belong to The Lone Arranger. | 1.5304 | 0.04916 | 230 | 143 | 52 | 35 |
144 | I have a score to settle | 1.5297 | 0.04589 | 219 | 126 | 70 | 23 |
145 | Uh oh, I think something major is about to happen. | 1.5282 | 0.05157 | 195 | 118 | 51 | 26 |
146 | Reckon there’ll be treble in town tonight. | 1.5279 | 0.04910 | 197 | 115 | 60 | 22 |
147 | Seems like the boys from the OK Chorale are here | 1.5279 | 0.05167 | 197 | 120 | 50 | 27 |
148 | That's a little grand for this two-horse town... | 1.5279 | 0.04674 | 233 | 140 | 63 | 30 |
149 | Damn -- the drunk tests just keep getting harder! | 1.5260 | 0.05424 | 192 | 121 | 41 | 30 |
150 | I don't like the sound of this | 1.5255 | 0.04982 | 196 | 116 | 57 | 23 |
151 | He was an upright when he went in. | 1.5255 | 0.05034 | 196 | 117 | 55 | 24 |
152 | He always makes a grand entrance. | 1.5255 | 0.05034 | 196 | 117 | 55 | 24 |
153 | Must be Billy Joel. Billy the Kid would never leave his keys in his vehicle. | 1.5255 | 0.05288 | 196 | 122 | 45 | 29 |
154 | Only got three legs but look at those teeth! | 1.5245 | 0.05267 | 204 | 129 | 43 | 32 |
155 | Wonder how this is gonna play out. | 1.5241 | 0.04815 | 187 | 106 | 64 | 17 |
156 | Looks like there's gonna be treble here tonight. | 1.5238 | 0.05120 | 189 | 113 | 53 | 23 |
157 | Well, boy, we'll just have to see how this one plays out | 1.5231 | 0.04786 | 195 | 112 | 64 | 19 |
158 | The new sheriff had a tough mantra, "It's my way, or the Steinway". | 1.5220 | 0.05014 | 205 | 125 | 53 | 27 |
159 | I guess we have to play for parking? | 1.5211 | 0.05045 | 190 | 113 | 55 | 22 |
160 | Ugh, I just know he’s in there trying to play ‘My Darling Clementine’ on his horse. | 1.5207 | 0.05063 | 217 | 137 | 47 | 33 |
161 | Hmmm, looks like treble. | 1.5206 | 0.04968 | 194 | 115 | 57 | 22 |
162 | It’s time we see who has the fastest hands in the west. | 1.5206 | 0.05022 | 194 | 116 | 55 | 23 |
163 | Well, look who's in tune. | 1.5192 | 0.04671 | 208 | 121 | 66 | 21 |
164 | Looking sharp today! | 1.5169 | 0.04786 | 207 | 123 | 61 | 23 |
165 | Looks like we got ourselves a new player in town. | 1.5163 | 0.05282 | 184 | 113 | 47 | 24 |
166 | Idiot left his keys in. | 1.5143 | 0.05062 | 210 | 132 | 48 | 30 |
167 | I hear that breed is very highly strung. | 1.5140 | 0.05277 | 179 | 109 | 48 | 22 |
168 | Ain't that just grand. | 1.5140 | 0.05277 | 179 | 109 | 48 | 22 |
169 | Looks like they shot the piano player again. | 1.5138 | 0.05291 | 181 | 111 | 47 | 23 |
170 | There’s treble afoot. | 1.5138 | 0.05629 | 181 | 117 | 35 | 29 |
171 | Damn him, and the piano he rode in on in. | 1.5137 | 0.04953 | 183 | 107 | 58 | 18 |
172 | I’ll be danged! We got us a piano bar. | 1.5135 | 0.05091 | 185 | 111 | 53 | 21 |
173 | Well, look who waltzed into town. | 1.5115 | 0.05513 | 174 | 109 | 41 | 24 |
174 | Looks like it's high time to settle a score. | 1.5114 | 0.05096 | 176 | 104 | 54 | 18 |
175 | We don't take kindly to treble around these parts. | 1.5112 | 0.05299 | 178 | 109 | 47 | 22 |
176 | I can't believe they're letting minors in. | 1.5087 | 0.05160 | 173 | 103 | 52 | 18 |
177 | Looks like they did shoot the piano player. | 1.5086 | 0.05548 | 175 | 111 | 39 | 25 |
178 | My way or the Steinway. | 1.5085 | 0.05558 | 177 | 113 | 38 | 26 |
179 | We’re not lookin’ for treble. | 1.5084 | 0.05395 | 179 | 112 | 43 | 24 |
180 | It's time to see how this thing plays out. | 1.5082 | 0.05074 | 183 | 110 | 53 | 20 |
181 | This is why I just stick with my harmonica! | 1.5081 | 0.05372 | 185 | 117 | 42 | 26 |
182 | I'll have to see how this plays out. | 1.5059 | 0.05612 | 170 | 108 | 38 | 24 |
183 | Dang, must be another one o' them piano bars. | 1.5059 | 0.05487 | 170 | 106 | 42 | 22 |
184 | Well looks who's Bach in town. | 1.5058 | 0.05562 | 172 | 109 | 39 | 24 |
185 | Well, well… Look who’s Bach! | 1.5058 | 0.05248 | 172 | 104 | 49 | 19 |
186 | This town ain’t big enough for Billy Joel and me. | 1.5057 | 0.05391 | 174 | 108 | 44 | 22 |
187 | I see Black Bartok's in town. | 1.5030 | 0.05227 | 167 | 100 | 50 | 17 |
188 | Well I did tell him to play a few bars. | 1.5029 | 0.05828 | 171 | 113 | 30 | 28 |
189 | I thought this bar didn't serve minors. | 1.5029 | 0.05463 | 171 | 107 | 42 | 22 |
190 | Something’s going down at the OK Chorale | 1.5027 | 0.05191 | 183 | 113 | 48 | 22 |
191 | This one's just Chopin at the bit. | 1.5000 | 0.05367 | 164 | 100 | 46 | 18 |
192 | Must be the O.K. Chorale. | 1.5000 | 0.05780 | 166 | 108 | 33 | 25 |
193 | Steal the horse, leave the piano. | 1.5000 | 0.05319 | 166 | 101 | 47 | 18 |
194 | Looks like Billy Joel arrived. | 1.5000 | 0.05185 | 186 | 116 | 47 | 23 |
195 | Dang, it's turned into a piano bar! | 1.5000 | 0.05550 | 170 | 108 | 39 | 23 |
196 | I see Steinway’s back in town. | 1.5000 | 0.05652 | 166 | 106 | 37 | 23 |
197 | Looks like I'm going to have to teach someone a lesson! | 1.5000 | 0.05293 | 170 | 104 | 47 | 19 |
198 | Once again, those city folk never remember to tie up their piano benches. | 1.4969 | 0.05461 | 163 | 101 | 43 | 19 |
199 | Looks like "Billy Joel the kid" is back in town | 1.4969 | 0.05634 | 159 | 100 | 39 | 20 |
200 | See, Trigger, that's why I play the harmonica. | 1.4940 | 0.05521 | 166 | 105 | 40 | 21 |
201 | Come out here with your hands up and face the music! | 1.4939 | 0.05504 | 164 | 103 | 41 | 20 |
202 | Since when did this become a piano bar? | 1.4938 | 0.05486 | 162 | 101 | 42 | 19 |
203 | Looks like it's time we face the music. | 1.4938 | 0.05199 | 162 | 97 | 50 | 15 |
204 | Oh, hell. Here comes gentrification. | 1.4937 | 0.05948 | 160 | 106 | 29 | 25 |
205 | I told them to meet me in PLANO, Texas. | 1.4937 | 0.05608 | 160 | 101 | 39 | 20 |
206 | Well, well, well. Look who's back in town. No doubt he'll be lookin' to settle that old score. | 1.4937 | 0.05170 | 160 | 95 | 51 | 14 |
207 | Can you believe it, they didn’t even leave a note. | 1.4933 | 0.05330 | 150 | 89 | 48 | 13 |
208 | When Ol' Joe told me he was gonna sell his horse for a grand, I didn't believe him. | 1.4907 | 0.05650 | 161 | 103 | 37 | 21 |
209 | I bet that darn piano player is drunk again and trying to play his horse inside | 1.4907 | 0.05718 | 161 | 104 | 35 | 22 |
210 | I told 'em it was my way or the Steinway... I guess we know where he stands. | 1.4906 | 0.05634 | 159 | 101 | 38 | 20 |
211 | This must be The Rio Grand! | 1.4904 | 0.05542 | 157 | 98 | 41 | 18 |
212 | I hope it's well-tempered. | 1.4873 | 0.05516 | 158 | 99 | 41 | 18 |
213 | Game's gotta be near over when Blackie's down to his last grand. | 1.4873 | 0.05589 | 158 | 100 | 39 | 19 |
214 | He's Bach. | 1.4872 | 0.05263 | 156 | 94 | 48 | 14 |
215 | Looks like the handiwork of Steinway & his boys'. | 1.4872 | 0.05263 | 156 | 94 | 48 | 14 |
216 | That's too grand for my tastes. | 1.4870 | 0.05469 | 154 | 95 | 43 | 16 |
217 | Well I’ll be. I’ve never seen one tamed. | 1.4867 | 0.05575 | 150 | 93 | 41 | 16 |
218 | Yeah, I've played a few bars. | 1.4843 | 0.05343 | 159 | 98 | 45 | 16 |
219 | It would be a lot easier on his horse if he played a guitar like the rest of the cowboys. | 1.4834 | 0.05857 | 151 | 98 | 33 | 20 |
220 | They finally went and done it. They shot the piano player. | 1.4830 | 0.05740 | 147 | 93 | 37 | 17 |
221 | I’ll be. He rode out of town on an upright, came back on a Steinway. | 1.4812 | 0.05318 | 160 | 99 | 45 | 16 |
222 | I guess having only 3 legs gets you into the handicap stall! | 1.4800 | 0.05886 | 150 | 98 | 32 | 20 |
223 | I see Billy the Joel's in town... | 1.4797 | 0.05710 | 148 | 94 | 37 | 17 |
224 | The O.K. Chorale must be singin' tonight. | 1.4793 | 0.05247 | 169 | 106 | 45 | 18 |
225 | Wow ! All I asked him to do was leave me a note. | 1.4792 | 0.05911 | 144 | 93 | 33 | 18 |
226 | Son of a gun, Elton‘s back in town. | 1.4792 | 0.05304 | 144 | 86 | 47 | 11 |
227 | Whoever parked this should have their keys taken away. | 1.4789 | 0.06138 | 142 | 94 | 28 | 20 |
228 | Unless I miss my guess, that's a Steinway Style 1 in American Rosewood! Don't see many of them in these here parts. | 1.4762 | 0.05819 | 147 | 95 | 34 | 18 |
229 | F*** you and the piano you road in on. | 1.4759 | 0.05452 | 166 | 107 | 39 | 20 |
230 | so this is a piano bar... | 1.4759 | 0.05714 | 145 | 92 | 37 | 16 |
231 | Dab nab it! Rustlers got my bench! | 1.4759 | 0.05797 | 145 | 93 | 35 | 17 |
232 | Beats a harmonica, but I'm not sure it's worth the trouble. | 1.4741 | 0.05547 | 135 | 82 | 42 | 11 |
233 | Come out, Elton! I know you’re in there! | 1.4737 | 0.05826 | 152 | 100 | 32 | 20 |
234 | I know, I know. They said it isn’t a piano bar | 1.4733 | 0.05491 | 150 | 94 | 41 | 15 |
235 | Well isn’t this grand… | 1.4722 | 0.05482 | 144 | 89 | 42 | 13 |
236 | Stay clear of that critter, hoss. Don't know what it is, but it's got a powerful lotta teeth. | 1.4722 | 0.05302 | 144 | 87 | 46 | 11 |
237 | That's odd, he left it with the keys in. | 1.4718 | 0.06054 | 142 | 94 | 29 | 19 |
238 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world, Billy Joel walks into mine! | 1.4717 | 0.05630 | 159 | 104 | 35 | 20 |
239 | I don’t care if it’s Billy Joel or Elton John in there, but someone with two first names is getting their ass kicked for parking in my spot. | 1.4714 | 0.05950 | 140 | 91 | 32 | 17 |
240 | Look Rusty, a piano bar! | 1.4714 | 0.05774 | 140 | 89 | 36 | 15 |
241 | Must be banjo night. | 1.4714 | 0.05501 | 140 | 86 | 42 | 12 |
242 | Shoot, Billy left his keys at the bar again. | 1.4706 | 0.05615 | 136 | 84 | 40 | 12 |
243 | If he's drinking I'll have to take his keys again. | 1.4706 | 0.05990 | 136 | 88 | 32 | 16 |
244 | I know I said I’d give him the saloon if he could wrangle a grand, but . . . | 1.4706 | 0.05806 | 136 | 86 | 36 | 14 |
245 | So, here we go again, the piano taking two spaces. | 1.4706 | 0.05899 | 136 | 87 | 34 | 15 |
246 | He said he’d be back out in a ‘minuet.’ | 1.4698 | 0.05598 | 149 | 95 | 38 | 16 |
247 | Can you play Horse With No Name? | 1.4676 | 0.06067 | 139 | 92 | 29 | 18 |
248 | I wonder what happened to the horse he rode in on | 1.4672 | 0.05487 | 137 | 84 | 42 | 11 |
249 | Why tie it up if you're going to just leave the keys right there? | 1.4672 | 0.05956 | 137 | 89 | 32 | 16 |
250 | Somebody shot the Piano Player. | 1.4671 | 0.05672 | 152 | 99 | 35 | 18 |
251 | Come on out. I know you’re Haydn in there. | 1.4667 | 0.06022 | 135 | 88 | 31 | 16 |
252 | I thought the ad said, “Pinto for sale.” | 1.4667 | 0.05835 | 135 | 86 | 35 | 14 |
253 | Looks like there’s a Texas Arranger in town. | 1.4667 | 0.06022 | 135 | 88 | 31 | 16 |
254 | You think you are so grand, you can take up two parking spots. | 1.4667 | 0.05929 | 135 | 87 | 33 | 15 |
255 | Whaddya know, Thunder--looks like I found us a classical western saloon! | 1.4667 | 0.05544 | 135 | 83 | 41 | 11 |
256 | Gonna be trouble. The Brahms boys are back in town. | 1.4658 | 0.05215 | 161 | 101 | 45 | 15 |
257 | I just asked if he could "play a few bars". | 1.4658 | 0.05845 | 146 | 96 | 32 | 18 |
258 | This Tune Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us | 1.4653 | 0.05823 | 144 | 94 | 33 | 17 |
259 | Looks like 88 Fingers is back in town. | 1.4650 | 0.05386 | 157 | 100 | 41 | 16 |
260 | Durn him, the Lounge Ranger's back in town. | 1.4643 | 0.06033 | 140 | 93 | 29 | 18 |
261 | Gershwin, I know you're in there! | 1.4641 | 0.05488 | 153 | 98 | 39 | 16 |
262 | It seems we have a new player in town... | 1.4640 | 0.06174 | 125 | 81 | 30 | 14 |
263 | So it's up to you, Scout. You can either go stare at the wall with your friend or practice your scales. | 1.4632 | 0.06167 | 136 | 91 | 27 | 18 |
264 | I better call Dave. Let him know he left his keys here. | 1.4627 | 0.06054 | 134 | 88 | 30 | 16 |
265 | Dang fool left his keys in plain sight. | 1.4621 | 0.05630 | 132 | 82 | 39 | 11 |
266 | Well, he won't be able to make a fast getaway. | 1.4621 | 0.06122 | 132 | 87 | 29 | 16 |
267 | Ain't that grand? | 1.4615 | 0.05795 | 130 | 82 | 36 | 12 |
268 | OK, Buttermilk, I'm gonna go in and get a drink. You stay here and practice your scales. | 1.4615 | 0.05681 | 143 | 92 | 36 | 15 |
269 | This ain't no piano bar. | 1.4610 | 0.05740 | 141 | 91 | 35 | 15 |
270 | Tonight's singer must be a little horse | 1.4609 | 0.06362 | 128 | 86 | 25 | 17 |
271 | Uh oh, someone left their keys. | 1.4603 | 0.05926 | 126 | 80 | 34 | 12 |
272 | Bach in the saddle, again? | 1.4597 | 0.06209 | 124 | 81 | 29 | 14 |
273 | I told him duel, not duet... | 1.4593 | 0.05926 | 135 | 88 | 32 | 15 |
274 | Which one of you guys is named Steinway?! | 1.4593 | 0.05832 | 135 | 87 | 34 | 14 |
275 | I distinctly told him: ‘Don’t take your piano to town, son’ . | 1.4586 | 0.05699 | 133 | 84 | 37 | 12 |
276 | Well, he did say he rode here on his Yamaha. | 1.4580 | 0.06059 | 131 | 86 | 30 | 15 |
277 | We will settle scores later... | 1.4574 | 0.05720 | 129 | 81 | 37 | 11 |
278 | This place looks like treble. | 1.4567 | 0.05995 | 127 | 82 | 32 | 13 |
279 | Reckon there'll be treble. | 1.4567 | 0.06300 | 127 | 85 | 26 | 16 |
280 | Sheriff's boy must be back from Juilliard. | 1.4565 | 0.05829 | 138 | 90 | 33 | 15 |
281 | He must’ve thought it was a piano bar. | 1.4553 | 0.06244 | 123 | 81 | 28 | 14 |
282 | Another damn piano bar! | 1.4553 | 0.05801 | 123 | 77 | 36 | 10 |
283 | Well, look who waltzed back into town. | 1.4551 | 0.05146 | 167 | 107 | 44 | 16 |
284 | Watch out. It's a Baldwin. | 1.4545 | 0.05828 | 132 | 85 | 34 | 13 |
285 | Stay Tuned! | 1.4545 | 0.06098 | 121 | 78 | 31 | 12 |
286 | When's that kid gonna learn that when he parks, don't leave the keys in it? | 1.4545 | 0.05926 | 132 | 86 | 32 | 14 |
287 | So it wasn’t three hombres on pogo sticks making those tracks. | 1.4539 | 0.05349 | 152 | 97 | 41 | 14 |
288 | Someone left their keys! | 1.4539 | 0.05736 | 141 | 92 | 34 | 15 |
289 | Gol-darn! I ain't never seen a hoss with so many teeth. | 1.4524 | 0.06335 | 126 | 85 | 25 | 16 |
290 | Come out here and face the music! | 1.4524 | 0.06335 | 126 | 85 | 25 | 16 |
291 | Can't believe they just left their keys out in the open like that. | 1.4519 | 0.05732 | 135 | 87 | 35 | 13 |
292 | That idiot! I wrote duel, not duet! | 1.4516 | 0.05989 | 124 | 80 | 32 | 12 |
293 | Well, Sparky, I reckon this here place is gettin' too dern grand fer us. | 1.4516 | 0.06098 | 124 | 81 | 30 | 13 |
294 | I heard he's got the fastest hands in the west. | 1.4516 | 0.05989 | 124 | 80 | 32 | 12 |
295 | I see Liberace took my parking spot again. | 1.4504 | 0.05653 | 131 | 83 | 37 | 11 |
296 | Looks like them Liberace Brothers are back in town. I told 'em: keep a low key, or there'll be trouble! | 1.4500 | 0.06132 | 120 | 78 | 30 | 12 |
297 | Probably here to get hammered. | 1.4488 | 0.05444 | 127 | 78 | 41 | 8 |
298 | Hmm. Must be the one they call the "Piano Man". | 1.4480 | 0.05501 | 125 | 77 | 40 | 8 |
299 | Must be rounding up some cowboys for the OK chorale. | 1.4480 | 0.06269 | 125 | 84 | 26 | 15 |
300 | Well, if it isn’t the magnificent seventh... | 1.4480 | 0.06269 | 125 | 84 | 26 | 15 |
301 | I be dang. If it ain’t the legendary Rio Grand! | 1.4480 | 0.05952 | 125 | 81 | 32 | 12 |
302 | Looks like Butch Cassidy and the Steinway Kid are back. | 1.4472 | 0.06021 | 123 | 80 | 31 | 12 |
303 | This could only mean treble. | 1.4472 | 0.05910 | 123 | 79 | 33 | 11 |
304 | Damn, that’s the last time I use autocorrect. I texted for a pinto, not a piano | 1.4463 | 0.06529 | 121 | 83 | 22 | 16 |
305 | It costs a grand to leave your horse here | 1.4460 | 0.05881 | 139 | 93 | 30 | 16 |
306 | The stool got in. | 1.4454 | 0.05810 | 119 | 75 | 35 | 9 |
307 | Don't tell me he's inside playing the horse again. | 1.4454 | 0.06719 | 119 | 83 | 19 | 17 |
308 | Spread the word! Billy Joel is in town." | 1.4454 | 0.05931 | 119 | 76 | 33 | 10 |
309 | The First Piano Bar | 1.4453 | 0.06157 | 128 | 86 | 27 | 15 |
310 | What kind of degenerate leaves a baby while they go to the bar? | 1.4452 | 0.05501 | 146 | 95 | 37 | 14 |
311 | Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano. | 1.4452 | 0.05586 | 146 | 96 | 35 | 15 |
312 | Looks like Liberace Valance is in town | 1.4444 | 0.06587 | 117 | 80 | 22 | 15 |
313 | Well, ain't you grand! | 1.4444 | 0.06243 | 117 | 77 | 28 | 12 |
314 | This must be the piano bar Jeb was talkin' about. | 1.4435 | 0.05760 | 124 | 79 | 35 | 10 |
315 | I told Liberace this town wasn't big enough for both of us. | 1.4435 | 0.05686 | 115 | 71 | 37 | 7 |
316 | First they let in the piano players, next thing you know they’ll have a trivia night. | 1.4417 | 0.06239 | 120 | 80 | 27 | 13 |
317 | Looks like Joe finally changed his tune. | 1.4417 | 0.05650 | 120 | 75 | 37 | 8 |
318 | Would you look at that—only 3 legs. | 1.4417 | 0.06126 | 120 | 79 | 29 | 12 |
319 | He's here. The man who shot Liberace Vance. | 1.4414 | 0.05862 | 145 | 99 | 28 | 18 |
320 | Oh, this is just grand. | 1.4407 | 0.06083 | 118 | 77 | 30 | 11 |
321 | Horse and boogie | 1.4407 | 0.06083 | 118 | 77 | 30 | 11 |
322 | Dangit, it’s the Elton John Gang. | 1.4407 | 0.06201 | 118 | 78 | 28 | 12 |
323 | Well, howdy there, lil partner, Bach again? Where you been Haydn? | 1.4406 | 0.05668 | 143 | 95 | 33 | 15 |
324 | Not another piano bar. | 1.4403 | 0.05556 | 134 | 86 | 37 | 11 |
325 | I reckon, it’s another case of baby grand larceny. | 1.4400 | 0.05836 | 125 | 81 | 33 | 11 |
326 | This explains why I heard that guy yelling "shoot the piano player". | 1.4400 | 0.06159 | 125 | 84 | 27 | 14 |
327 | You're not allowed in there, you're A Minor. | 1.4397 | 0.05901 | 141 | 96 | 28 | 17 |
328 | I said “pitch it to tune,” not “hitch it to the saloon.” | 1.4390 | 0.06233 | 123 | 83 | 26 | 14 |
329 | When do the deer and the antelope play? | 1.4386 | 0.06597 | 114 | 78 | 22 | 14 |
330 | Must be one of those "gift horses" you're never suppose to question. | 1.4385 | 0.05461 | 130 | 82 | 39 | 9 |
331 | Damn New Yorkers. | 1.4385 | 0.06178 | 130 | 89 | 25 | 16 |
332 | I see Chopin's back in town. | 1.4381 | 0.06619 | 105 | 70 | 24 | 11 |
333 | Hank realized the rumors were true: the Steinways were in town. | 1.4380 | 0.06086 | 121 | 80 | 29 | 12 |
334 | There's a bench warrant out for your arrest. | 1.4370 | 0.05802 | 119 | 76 | 34 | 9 |
335 | Hey Woody! They stole your bench again. | 1.4364 | 0.05852 | 110 | 69 | 34 | 7 |
336 | I see Billy Joel's back in town. | 1.4352 | 0.06347 | 108 | 71 | 27 | 10 |
337 | Happy scales to you . . . | 1.4348 | 0.05940 | 115 | 74 | 32 | 9 |
338 | A cowboy, a lawyer and a piano player went into a bar. | 1.4348 | 0.06314 | 115 | 77 | 26 | 12 |
339 | Well "La Ti Do." | 1.4344 | 0.05701 | 122 | 78 | 35 | 9 |
340 | The sheriff finally caught up with the Rio Grand. | 1.4344 | 0.05934 | 122 | 80 | 31 | 11 |
341 | Obviously it's not a piano bar anymore | 1.4336 | 0.06013 | 113 | 73 | 31 | 9 |
342 | No need to tie her up. It’s not going anywhere on just three legs | 1.4336 | 0.06143 | 113 | 74 | 29 | 10 |
343 | Someone left their keys in the parking lot | 1.4336 | 0.06143 | 113 | 74 | 29 | 10 |
344 | What is this place coming to? The next thing you know, they'll be letting in accordions! | 1.4333 | 0.06003 | 120 | 79 | 30 | 11 |
345 | If he's looking for treble, he's come to the right place. | 1.4324 | 0.06478 | 111 | 75 | 24 | 12 |
346 | I reckon this is that new piano bar. | 1.4324 | 0.06220 | 111 | 73 | 28 | 10 |
347 | Looks like treble just rode into town. | 1.4324 | 0.05951 | 111 | 71 | 32 | 8 |
348 | I keep telling him he could ride a lot easier with a guitar. | 1.4324 | 0.05951 | 111 | 71 | 32 | 8 |
349 | We're about to invent Country Western music. | 1.4324 | 0.06351 | 111 | 74 | 26 | 11 |
350 | Wow. I must have been drunker than I thought. | 1.4322 | 0.05832 | 118 | 76 | 33 | 9 |
351 | This isn't what I meant when I asked if you could play a few bars. | 1.4312 | 0.06434 | 109 | 73 | 25 | 11 |
352 | I guess there really is a new sheriff in town. | 1.4312 | 0.06025 | 109 | 70 | 31 | 8 |
353 | Looks like the Juilliard Kid's in town. | 1.4312 | 0.06301 | 109 | 72 | 27 | 10 |
354 | I see the Wolf Gang is back in Town Again. | 1.4310 | 0.06150 | 116 | 77 | 28 | 11 |
355 | This will cause A Major shootout. | 1.4299 | 0.06244 | 107 | 70 | 28 | 9 |
356 | Well I did tell him to compose himself before he goes in. | 1.4298 | 0.05840 | 114 | 73 | 33 | 8 |
357 | Well, that's grand. Just grand. | 1.4298 | 0.06706 | 114 | 80 | 19 | 15 |
358 | Well, we finally reached the Rio Grand. | 1.4286 | 0.05794 | 119 | 77 | 33 | 9 |
359 | I hope they don't shoot this guy too. | 1.4286 | 0.06327 | 105 | 69 | 27 | 9 |
360 | That guy must be a real player. | 1.4286 | 0.05719 | 105 | 65 | 35 | 5 |
361 | Another damn piano bar - this town is surely going to hell in a handbasket. | 1.4274 | 0.05630 | 124 | 80 | 35 | 9 |
362 | Well, well...it looks like Billy The Kid Joel is back in town! | 1.4274 | 0.05862 | 117 | 76 | 32 | 9 |
363 | Trouble awaited. Liberace was drinking again. | 1.4274 | 0.06227 | 117 | 79 | 26 | 12 |
364 | Could be treble, looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. | 1.4273 | 0.06387 | 110 | 74 | 25 | 11 |
365 | Just because it has three legs doesn’t mean it should take the handicapped space…. | 1.4261 | 0.06543 | 115 | 80 | 21 | 14 |
366 | Looks like Libre Rache is back in town. | 1.4259 | 0.06472 | 108 | 73 | 24 | 11 |
367 | Well, it looks like I’ve been played. | 1.4259 | 0.06058 | 108 | 70 | 30 | 8 |
368 | A cowboy and a piano player walk into a bar .... | 1.4259 | 0.06605 | 108 | 74 | 22 | 12 |
369 | I knew someday I'd run into that Chopin-playing son of a bitch again. | 1.4250 | 0.06224 | 120 | 82 | 25 | 13 |
370 | He'd better change his tune. | 1.4248 | 0.05734 | 113 | 72 | 34 | 7 |
371 | I guess there’s a show down at the OK Chorale | 1.4248 | 0.06133 | 113 | 75 | 28 | 10 |
372 | Damn piano player! Took my spot! | 1.4245 | 0.06560 | 106 | 72 | 23 | 11 |
373 | I hate piano bars. | 1.4245 | 0.06560 | 106 | 72 | 23 | 11 |
374 | Looks like Ol' Pete's gettin' challenged to a duet. | 1.4245 | 0.06560 | 106 | 72 | 23 | 11 |
375 | Looks like Elton John is back in town. | 1.4245 | 0.05987 | 106 | 68 | 31 | 7 |
376 | I hear the other guy rode a Steinway. | 1.4245 | 0.06135 | 106 | 69 | 29 | 8 |
377 | Well Trigger, I reckon the cultural wars have reached these here parts. | 1.4240 | 0.05821 | 125 | 83 | 31 | 11 |
378 | Uh-oh, the Liberace kid! | 1.4237 | 0.05946 | 118 | 78 | 30 | 10 |
379 | Whatever happened to Dueling Banjos night? | 1.4234 | 0.05941 | 111 | 72 | 31 | 8 |
380 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world,she parks her piano in front of mine. | 1.4234 | 0.06341 | 111 | 75 | 25 | 11 |
381 | Looks like someone confused the corral with the chorale again. | 1.4231 | 0.06509 | 104 | 70 | 24 | 10 |
382 | Looks like the Steinway Boys are back rustlin' again. | 1.4231 | 0.06216 | 104 | 68 | 28 | 8 |
383 | I thought I told Gershwin this town ain’t big enough for the both of us. | 1.4231 | 0.06651 | 104 | 71 | 22 | 11 |
384 | Looks like Mitchell forgot to tie up his bench. | 1.4231 | 0.06364 | 104 | 69 | 26 | 9 |
385 | A few drinks in the bar, or a few bars then a drink? | 1.4224 | 0.06141 | 116 | 78 | 27 | 11 |
386 | Jerry Lee Lewis don’t need no horse! | 1.4224 | 0.06380 | 116 | 80 | 23 | 13 |
387 | Another Jane Campion film. | 1.4220 | 0.06154 | 109 | 72 | 28 | 9 |
388 | See what happens when you forget to lock up the little stool? | 1.4220 | 0.06015 | 109 | 71 | 30 | 8 |
389 | Uh oh, boys, looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. | 1.4220 | 0.06154 | 109 | 72 | 28 | 9 |
390 | It could be a trap. Let’s just play along with it. | 1.4220 | 0.06154 | 109 | 72 | 28 | 9 |
391 | Whoa there, fella. Looks like Doc Adagio is back in town. Let’s take this real slow. | 1.4216 | 0.06143 | 102 | 66 | 29 | 7 |
392 | Well, well… Liberace… No doubt here to dazzle us to death. | 1.4216 | 0.06143 | 102 | 66 | 29 | 7 |
393 | Looks like this feller needs needs to tinkle. | 1.4216 | 0.06600 | 102 | 69 | 23 | 10 |
394 | That varmint stole the bench again. | 1.4216 | 0.05983 | 102 | 65 | 31 | 6 |
395 | Well ain't this grand? | 1.4206 | 0.06645 | 107 | 74 | 21 | 12 |
396 | "Wow, maybe Aaron Copland's here. | 1.4206 | 0.06776 | 107 | 75 | 19 | 13 |
397 | I'm an old cowhand, on the piano grand. | 1.4206 | 0.06374 | 107 | 72 | 25 | 10 |
398 | Darn,the Copeland Gang is back! | 1.4206 | 0.06091 | 107 | 70 | 29 | 8 |
399 | Ever since they took down the cowboys only sign, it’s been a mess. | 1.4202 | 0.06143 | 119 | 81 | 26 | 12 |
400 | Looks like Liberace is off the wagon. | 1.4202 | 0.06026 | 119 | 80 | 28 | 11 |
401 | Looks like Butch Cassidy and the Steinway Kid are here." | 1.4202 | 0.06026 | 119 | 80 | 28 | 11 |
402 | I’ve got a bounty out on an upright with two keys missing. Seen him?” | 1.4190 | 0.06169 | 105 | 69 | 28 | 8 |
403 | Darn. Karaoke night again? | 1.4190 | 0.06169 | 105 | 69 | 28 | 8 |
404 | I guess the deer and the antelope are late again. | 1.4190 | 0.06316 | 105 | 70 | 26 | 9 |
405 | I thought "the old black and white" meant a pinto horse! | 1.4190 | 0.06019 | 105 | 68 | 30 | 7 |
406 | I thought this was a piano bar. | 1.4182 | 0.05972 | 110 | 72 | 30 | 8 |
407 | What's that three-legged varmint doin' here? | 1.4175 | 0.06097 | 103 | 67 | 29 | 7 |
408 | Once Upon a Tune in the West | 1.4175 | 0.06097 | 103 | 67 | 29 | 7 |
409 | The sheriff ain’t gonna like this! Looks like them rowdy Steinway Bros. are back in town. | 1.4175 | 0.06401 | 103 | 69 | 25 | 9 |
410 | I reckon this one's a player" | 1.4174 | 0.05921 | 115 | 76 | 30 | 9 |
411 | Wafting out of the saloon, Tom could hear the unmistakable sound of a drunken pianist attempting to play "Camptown Races" on a confused Appaloosa. | 1.4167 | 0.06462 | 108 | 74 | 23 | 11 |
412 | Pete just knew that the Steinway Kid was in town to settle a score. | 1.4167 | 0.06326 | 108 | 73 | 25 | 10 |
413 | Oh great, right in our spot Trigger. That's grand. | 1.4159 | 0.05859 | 113 | 74 | 31 | 8 |
414 | That better not be a dueling piano." | 1.4158 | 0.06014 | 101 | 65 | 30 | 6 |
415 | Well it looks like they shot him after all. | 1.4158 | 0.06640 | 101 | 69 | 22 | 10 |
416 | Oh, Oh, it looks like one of the Steinway boys is back in town. | 1.4158 | 0.07073 | 101 | 72 | 16 | 13 |
417 | So they draw the line between uprights and grands? | 1.4158 | 0.06177 | 101 | 66 | 28 | 7 |
418 | Well partner, looks like you're not the only piano playing horse in town. | 1.4158 | 0.06177 | 101 | 66 | 28 | 7 |
419 | This town ain’t big enough for Horowitz and me! | 1.4158 | 0.06177 | 101 | 66 | 28 | 7 |
420 | We meet at sunup for the shootout with the O.K. Chorale. | 1.4158 | 0.06640 | 101 | 69 | 22 | 10 |
421 | I reckon tonight’s duel will be a cappella. | 1.4158 | 0.06932 | 101 | 71 | 18 | 12 |
422 | Hmm, he left it parked with the keys in it. | 1.4151 | 0.06685 | 106 | 74 | 20 | 12 |
423 | Well that’s Grand. | 1.4144 | 0.06331 | 111 | 76 | 24 | 11 |
424 | Look who rolled into town. | 1.4144 | 0.06067 | 111 | 74 | 28 | 9 |
425 | Uh oh, this spells treble. | 1.4141 | 0.06260 | 99 | 65 | 27 | 7 |
426 | Not so grand now are you, Partner. | 1.4141 | 0.06093 | 99 | 64 | 29 | 6 |
427 | Lets get out of here bullseye, who ever is inside must have the quickest fingers in the west | 1.4135 | 0.06352 | 104 | 70 | 25 | 9 |
428 | You know a cowhand called Liberace? | 1.4128 | 0.06143 | 109 | 73 | 27 | 9 |
429 | The saloon owner narrowed his eyes and said, "what jerk parked their horse in the piano parking?" | 1.4124 | 0.07142 | 97 | 69 | 16 | 12 |
430 | City slickers. | 1.4124 | 0.06346 | 97 | 64 | 26 | 7 |
431 | Only three legs. Reckin he got it for a song. | 1.4124 | 0.06991 | 97 | 68 | 18 | 11 |
432 | A saloon shouldn't bother you after you've played a few bars. | 1.4118 | 0.06130 | 102 | 67 | 28 | 7 |
433 | No Trigger, it doesn't look well-tempered to me either. | 1.4118 | 0.06588 | 102 | 70 | 22 | 10 |
434 | The town didn’t want a piano bar. | 1.4107 | 0.06024 | 112 | 75 | 28 | 9 |
435 | Sure, it can play Chopin’s prelude in e minor…but can it neigh? | 1.4105 | 0.06775 | 95 | 65 | 21 | 9 |
436 | Nah, I'd say Van Cliburn's. Gould always brings his own chair. | 1.4100 | 0.06371 | 100 | 67 | 25 | 8 |
437 | I'm gonna need more Cowbell! | 1.4095 | 0.06447 | 105 | 72 | 23 | 10 |
438 | That critter’s sure got more’n his share of teeth! | 1.4095 | 0.06447 | 105 | 72 | 23 | 10 |
439 | It’s nine o’clock on a saddle day, and the regular crowd mosies in… | 1.4086 | 0.07046 | 93 | 65 | 18 | 10 |
440 | Well, well, it looks like that no good varmint Liberace is back in town. | 1.4086 | 0.06348 | 93 | 61 | 26 | 6 |
441 | Treble brewing. | 1.4086 | 0.06706 | 93 | 63 | 22 | 8 |
442 | [No caption. It says it all!] | 1.4082 | 0.07082 | 98 | 70 | 16 | 12 |
443 | Looks like treble is a-brewin'. | 1.4082 | 0.05587 | 98 | 61 | 34 | 3 |
444 | Let's mosey along, Ginger. I don't do piano bars. | 1.4082 | 0.06460 | 98 | 66 | 24 | 8 |
445 | It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday. | 1.4062 | 0.06209 | 96 | 63 | 27 | 6 |
446 | Okay, pardner, I know when I'm beat. My Colt 45's no match for a Steinway 88. | 1.4062 | 0.06209 | 96 | 63 | 27 | 6 |
447 | He always did like making a grand entrance! | 1.4062 | 0.06209 | 96 | 63 | 27 | 6 |
448 | A new musical in the making: Western Side Story | 1.4062 | 0.06718 | 96 | 66 | 21 | 9 |
449 | Wow, so that Lone Ranger guy cannot even go into a bar without accompaniment. | 1.4062 | 0.06879 | 96 | 67 | 19 | 10 |
450 | Looks like Liberace took my spot again. | 1.4062 | 0.06209 | 96 | 63 | 27 | 6 |
451 | I'm looking for the man who shot Liberachi Valance | 1.4059 | 0.06163 | 101 | 67 | 27 | 7 |
452 | Careful boys, Billy Joel is back in town. | 1.4059 | 0.06476 | 101 | 69 | 23 | 9 |
453 | When I told him 'I'd teach him a lesson', this is not what I was talking about! | 1.4043 | 0.06648 | 94 | 64 | 22 | 8 |
454 | I told Jake to get a palomino, not piano. | 1.4043 | 0.06818 | 94 | 65 | 20 | 9 |
455 | Looks like Slim's riding bare Bach! | 1.4043 | 0.06818 | 94 | 65 | 20 | 9 |
456 | Looks like The Liberace Kid is in town | 1.4043 | 0.06818 | 94 | 65 | 20 | 9 |
457 | Looks like that Liberace feller is back in town.... | 1.4040 | 0.05906 | 99 | 64 | 30 | 5 |
458 | So the Concerto Kid's back in town. | 1.4040 | 0.05906 | 99 | 64 | 30 | 5 |
459 | I reckon he ain't from around these parts. | 1.4040 | 0.06245 | 99 | 66 | 26 | 7 |
460 | This guy's gonna leave on a high note. | 1.4038 | 0.06484 | 104 | 72 | 22 | 10 |
461 | I don't care how grand the piano is, you're in my spot, so move it. | 1.4038 | 0.06339 | 104 | 71 | 24 | 9 |
462 | Sorry, but they don't serve minors. | 1.4038 | 0.06037 | 104 | 69 | 28 | 7 |
463 | I can't figure out if this is a major or a minor offense! | 1.4021 | 0.06661 | 97 | 67 | 21 | 9 |
464 | I don't care if Mozart is in the Bar, that's my tie-up spot. | 1.4021 | 0.06331 | 97 | 65 | 25 | 7 |
465 | Well ole Paint, looks like Steinway's got your spot. | 1.4021 | 0.05611 | 97 | 61 | 33 | 3 |
466 | Oh, good, Victor Borge's back in town. | 1.4021 | 0.06331 | 97 | 65 | 25 | 7 |
467 | Now that was sure an interesting trade. | 1.4021 | 0.05799 | 97 | 62 | 31 | 4 |
468 | Shoot!...The 'Piano Player'! | 1.4021 | 0.06498 | 97 | 66 | 23 | 8 |
469 | Hmph. This used to be the upright side of town. | 1.4019 | 0.05767 | 107 | 70 | 31 | 6 |
470 | I challenge you to a duet! | 1.4000 | 0.06592 | 95 | 65 | 22 | 8 |
471 | He's always bragging about his perfect hitch. | 1.4000 | 0.05947 | 110 | 74 | 28 | 8 |
472 | Hey hoss, looks like it’s time to face the music. | 1.4000 | 0.06281 | 90 | 59 | 26 | 5 |
473 | It looks like the Liberace Kid is back in town. | 1.4000 | 0.06923 | 95 | 67 | 18 | 10 |
474 | There's gonna be fingers flying at the showdown. | 1.4000 | 0.07392 | 95 | 70 | 12 | 13 |
475 | Well tickle my ivories. | 1.4000 | 0.06592 | 95 | 65 | 22 | 8 |
476 | We’ll isn’t that just grand??!! | 1.4000 | 0.06592 | 95 | 65 | 22 | 8 |
477 | So this is where he goes during intermission. | 1.4000 | 0.06061 | 95 | 62 | 28 | 5 |
478 | I’ll give y’all a chance to regain your composer. | 1.4000 | 0.06851 | 90 | 62 | 20 | 8 |
479 | He finally remembered where he had left his piano. | 1.4000 | 0.06592 | 95 | 65 | 22 | 8 |
480 | Looks like Black Beauty got yer favorite spot at the hitching post again! | 1.4000 | 0.06243 | 95 | 63 | 26 | 6 |
481 | Where do you suppose the saddle goes? | 1.4000 | 0.06079 | 90 | 58 | 28 | 4 |
482 | I heard this outlaw's in real treble | 1.4000 | 0.05873 | 95 | 61 | 30 | 4 |
483 | Who left their keys? | 1.4000 | 0.06759 | 95 | 66 | 20 | 9 |
484 | Stay. I’ll Handel this. | 1.3981 | 0.06301 | 108 | 75 | 23 | 10 |
485 | Why that there's there's Rio Grand ya been hearin' about. | 1.3981 | 0.05875 | 108 | 72 | 29 | 7 |
486 | Next I 'spose I'll have to check my guns at the door. | 1.3981 | 0.06374 | 103 | 71 | 23 | 9 |
487 | I prefer traveling light with just a harmonica. | 1.3980 | 0.06444 | 98 | 67 | 23 | 8 |
488 | Looks to me like a score's bout to be settled. | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
489 | Damn! Somebody’ took my spot! | 1.3978 | 0.06861 | 93 | 65 | 19 | 9 |
490 | Dang. Billy Joel the Kid's back in town. | 1.3978 | 0.07194 | 93 | 67 | 15 | 11 |
491 | This bar doesn't serve minors. | 1.3978 | 0.06330 | 93 | 62 | 25 | 6 |
492 | So this is where Copeland wrote Rodeo! | 1.3978 | 0.06689 | 93 | 64 | 21 | 8 |
493 | I've heard the Wolf Gang are in town-or something like that..... | 1.3978 | 0.06689 | 93 | 64 | 21 | 8 |
494 | So a pianist walks into a bar.... | 1.3978 | 0.06512 | 93 | 63 | 23 | 7 |
495 | And f*** the piano you rode in on too! | 1.3978 | 0.06142 | 93 | 61 | 27 | 5 |
496 | A man, a horse and a piano walk into a bar.... | 1.3960 | 0.06461 | 101 | 70 | 22 | 9 |
497 | Well, dang! Liberace's back in town! | 1.3958 | 0.06702 | 96 | 67 | 20 | 9 |
498 | Now ain't this grand! | 1.3958 | 0.06702 | 96 | 67 | 20 | 9 |
499 | A piano outside, a piano inside, and a flyer advertising a duel, I’ve got a bad feeling about this. | 1.3956 | 0.06420 | 91 | 61 | 24 | 6 |
500 | This must belong to the Rhinestone Cowboy. | 1.3956 | 0.06227 | 91 | 60 | 26 | 5 |
501 | Damn! Where's my tip jar? | 1.3956 | 0.06028 | 91 | 59 | 28 | 4 |
502 | Looks like the Mozart gang is back. | 1.3956 | 0.06967 | 91 | 64 | 18 | 9 |
503 | I think I’ve found the piano thief. | 1.3953 | 0.06250 | 86 | 56 | 26 | 4 |
504 | Looks like this place is Uprights Only! | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
505 | Reckon it's a piano bar | 1.3936 | 0.06801 | 94 | 66 | 19 | 9 |
506 | This tune isn't big enough for the both of us. | 1.3936 | 0.06091 | 94 | 62 | 27 | 5 |
507 | It can tinkle all it wants to out here. | 1.3936 | 0.06456 | 94 | 64 | 23 | 7 |
508 | This can only mean one thing...Black Bartok's back in town. | 1.3936 | 0.06801 | 94 | 66 | 19 | 9 |
509 | Well I'll be darned. Looka the set o' teeth on that 3 legger. | 1.3936 | 0.06631 | 94 | 65 | 21 | 8 |
510 | I’m guessing Elton John just streamed ‘Brokeback Mountain’. | 1.3936 | 0.06456 | 94 | 64 | 23 | 7 |
511 | ..........and the piano you rode into town on! | 1.3933 | 0.06707 | 89 | 61 | 21 | 7 |
512 | Good. I finally found a piano bar. | 1.3933 | 0.06895 | 89 | 62 | 19 | 8 |
513 | Well, now ain't that grand! | 1.3933 | 0.06895 | 89 | 62 | 19 | 8 |
514 | Let’s hope nobody shoots the piano player. | 1.3933 | 0.06110 | 89 | 58 | 27 | 4 |
515 | So that's what they meant by piano bar | 1.3933 | 0.07078 | 89 | 63 | 17 | 9 |
516 | Better call the sheriff, Liberace Valance is back in town! | 1.3933 | 0.06315 | 89 | 59 | 25 | 5 |
517 | Good day to catch up on the Bartók. | 1.3922 | 0.06559 | 102 | 72 | 20 | 10 |
518 | When I told him to leave a note, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.3922 | 0.06409 | 102 | 71 | 22 | 9 |
519 | Well ain’t that grand. Taking up two spots and it’s only got three legs. | 1.3918 | 0.05963 | 97 | 64 | 28 | 5 |
520 | Looks like the outlaws have changed their tune | 1.3913 | 0.06365 | 92 | 62 | 24 | 6 |
521 | That three-legged thing will never make it across the prarie. | 1.3913 | 0.05977 | 92 | 60 | 28 | 4 |
522 | Looks like the bench is already drinking. | 1.3913 | 0.06174 | 92 | 61 | 26 | 5 |
523 | Oh, oh, it looks like the Steinway gang is in town! | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
524 | Well I'll be danged. The Ivory Kid, this far north? | 1.3913 | 0.06550 | 92 | 63 | 22 | 7 |
525 | Oh, so that's where I left it. | 1.3900 | 0.06340 | 100 | 69 | 23 | 8 |
526 | I see Elton is early for our poker game. | 1.3900 | 0.06497 | 100 | 70 | 21 | 9 |
527 | You can lead a piano to the saloon,but you can’t make it play | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
528 | Well ain’t that grand. | 1.3889 | 0.06057 | 90 | 59 | 27 | 4 |
529 | If you don’t move, you’ll be singin’ a different tune. | 1.3889 | 0.06647 | 90 | 62 | 21 | 7 |
530 | Reckon this here's a case of grand larceny. | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
531 | Wait til Maxwell Silverhammer finds out Ebony and Ivory are back in town. | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
532 | Looks like we’ve reached the Rio Grande. | 1.3889 | 0.07188 | 90 | 65 | 15 | 10 |
533 | I recon it's just here to play a few bars. | 1.3889 | 0.07012 | 90 | 64 | 17 | 9 |
534 | Well,boy,looks like you and me are in for a mighty fine evenin’ of Rachmaninoff. | 1.3889 | 0.06260 | 90 | 60 | 25 | 5 |
535 | I had no idea Liberace was still drinking here | 1.3889 | 0.06260 | 90 | 60 | 25 | 5 |
536 | What’s the point? It can’t run away with only 3 legs. | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
537 | This is an upright town. | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
538 | Somebody left his keys outside the bar again | 1.3883 | 0.06206 | 103 | 71 | 24 | 8 |
539 | These are not the "keys to the city" I told you to bring. | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
540 | Billy ain't gonna get away with this. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday and the regular crowd's comin' in. | 1.3882 | 0.06920 | 85 | 59 | 19 | 7 |
541 | Looks like Billy "The Kid" Joel has come to town. | 1.3878 | 0.05356 | 98 | 62 | 34 | 2 |
542 | He had a colt following. | 1.3871 | 0.06310 | 93 | 63 | 24 | 6 |
543 | In an instant, Jake knew, Black Bach was back in town. | 1.3868 | 0.06369 | 106 | 75 | 21 | 10 |
544 | Taking up two spaces... now isn't that just grand?? | 1.3864 | 0.06939 | 88 | 62 | 18 | 8 |
545 | A piano bar! This one horse town is getting too uppity for me. | 1.3864 | 0.06552 | 88 | 60 | 22 | 6 |
546 | In that moment he realized that no banjo could help him in the duel to come... | 1.3864 | 0.06349 | 88 | 59 | 24 | 5 |
547 | I heard there was a player in town. | 1.3864 | 0.06349 | 88 | 59 | 24 | 5 |
548 | Sounds terrible. Is someone playing a horse? | 1.3864 | 0.06748 | 88 | 61 | 20 | 7 |
549 | Now remember Duke, first sign of any trouble, you play Maple Leaf Rag. | 1.3864 | 0.07125 | 88 | 63 | 16 | 9 |
550 | Play it again Trigger | 1.3864 | 0.06939 | 88 | 62 | 18 | 8 |
551 | Well, I guess we know who got employee of the month again. | 1.3864 | 0.06748 | 88 | 61 | 20 | 7 |
552 | I warned him to stay away from this town, but I guess I'll wait to see how this plays out. | 1.3864 | 0.05699 | 88 | 56 | 30 | 2 |
553 | Never hankered to own one of them...too high strung. | 1.3861 | 0.06596 | 101 | 72 | 19 | 10 |
554 | Dang, it’s karaoke night. | 1.3861 | 0.05797 | 101 | 67 | 29 | 5 |
555 | You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make him plink. | 1.3855 | 0.06821 | 83 | 57 | 20 | 6 |
556 | I said duel not duet. | 1.3855 | 0.06141 | 83 | 54 | 26 | 3 |
557 | I know that brand, and it ain't from around theses parts. | 1.3855 | 0.06375 | 83 | 55 | 24 | 4 |
558 | Guess he didn't have enough rope to hitch the bench. | 1.3855 | 0.07239 | 83 | 59 | 16 | 8 |
559 | Sheriff's not gonna like the sound of this. | 1.3854 | 0.06347 | 96 | 66 | 23 | 7 |
560 | We don't want any treble. | 1.3846 | 0.06206 | 91 | 61 | 25 | 5 |
561 | This town is not big enough for another pianist | 1.3846 | 0.06948 | 91 | 65 | 17 | 9 |
562 | Gonna be a duel, I reckon? | 1.3846 | 0.06206 | 91 | 61 | 25 | 5 |
563 | Hmm,looks like Rachmaninoff needs a morning pick me up! | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
564 | Looks like it's karaoke night | 1.3846 | 0.06587 | 91 | 63 | 21 | 7 |
565 | Ugh, these piano bars are everywhere these days! | 1.3838 | 0.06533 | 99 | 70 | 20 | 9 |
566 | Well, dang it, someone shot the piano player again. | 1.3837 | 0.06854 | 86 | 60 | 19 | 7 |
567 | Who parks like this? I thought Beethoven was deaf, not blind. | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
568 | Gershwin again? | 1.3837 | 0.07242 | 86 | 62 | 15 | 9 |
569 | That there piano belongs to Billy Joel the Kid. | 1.3837 | 0.06651 | 86 | 59 | 21 | 6 |
570 | Oh geez,first comes the piano bar. | 1.3837 | 0.06226 | 86 | 57 | 25 | 4 |
571 | No upright town's gonna abide this! | 1.3837 | 0.06002 | 86 | 56 | 27 | 3 |
572 | This looks like an upright establishment. | 1.3830 | 0.06256 | 94 | 64 | 24 | 6 |
573 | This town ain’t big enough for a duet. | 1.3827 | 0.06228 | 81 | 53 | 25 | 3 |
574 | Looks like old Horowitz is off the wagon again | 1.3827 | 0.06932 | 81 | 56 | 19 | 6 |
575 | Damnit Pederewski, you have one minute to waltz outa' town after taking my hitchin' spot agin'. | 1.3820 | 0.06086 | 89 | 59 | 26 | 4 |
576 | It's for the deer and antelope. | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
577 | The stakes’ll be pretty high tonight Pardner - we’ve got ourselves a real player. | 1.3820 | 0.06492 | 89 | 61 | 22 | 6 |
578 | Did that dang Lil’Nas bring that Elton fella along again? | 1.3820 | 0.06492 | 89 | 61 | 22 | 6 |
579 | The first sign of gentrification… | 1.3814 | 0.06121 | 97 | 66 | 25 | 6 |
580 | Looks like the Sondheim Kid is back in town. | 1.3814 | 0.06786 | 97 | 70 | 17 | 10 |
581 | Darn, must be BYOP night! | 1.3814 | 0.06462 | 97 | 68 | 21 | 8 |
582 | There's only so much of Oklahoma I can take | 1.3810 | 0.06964 | 84 | 59 | 18 | 7 |
583 | I’ll go in and get some water, hay, and a Fifth of Beethoven. | 1.3810 | 0.06964 | 84 | 59 | 18 | 7 |
584 | Another tenderfoot ain't heard of a harmonica. | 1.3810 | 0.06539 | 84 | 57 | 22 | 5 |
585 | Well shoot, ain't this grand? Since when did this place turn into another goldurned piano bar? | 1.3810 | 0.06964 | 84 | 59 | 18 | 7 |
586 | Do you believe this? It clearly states four-legged parking only. | 1.3810 | 0.06084 | 84 | 55 | 26 | 3 |
587 | I suppose next you’re going to tell me the singer is a little horse. | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
588 | I see Steinway is in town. | 1.3804 | 0.05955 | 92 | 61 | 27 | 4 |
589 | I thought I told you to get out of tune. | 1.3800 | 0.05993 | 100 | 68 | 26 | 6 |
590 | I always told him that piano would take him places. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
591 | I see they made off with the bench. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
592 | The headliner always gets the best parking spot | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
593 | I guess it's OK if its tied up in the blue zone, ; poor critter only has three legs! | 1.3793 | 0.06589 | 87 | 60 | 21 | 6 |
594 | Guess someone is playing the horse today. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
595 | Those darn pianists. Getting all liquored up AND taking two parking spots. | 1.3793 | 0.06383 | 87 | 59 | 23 | 5 |
596 | Come out and fight, Van Cliburn--I know you're in there! | 1.3780 | 0.07079 | 82 | 58 | 17 | 7 |
597 | Should be a grand time in the old town tonight! | 1.3780 | 0.07079 | 82 | 58 | 17 | 7 |
598 | Next thing you know they'll be admitting women. | 1.3780 | 0.07690 | 82 | 61 | 11 | 10 |
599 | I heard they had a 5th of Beethoven's here. | 1.3780 | 0.06640 | 82 | 56 | 21 | 5 |
600 | That horse must have cost a grand. | 1.3780 | 0.06863 | 82 | 57 | 19 | 6 |
601 | That bastard can't even ride a horse | 1.3780 | 0.07288 | 82 | 59 | 15 | 8 |
602 | My guess someone is inside trying to tune a horse. | 1.3780 | 0.06863 | 82 | 57 | 19 | 6 |
603 | All right, Horowitz. You won't get away this time. | 1.3780 | 0.06863 | 82 | 57 | 19 | 6 |
604 | The day Billy Joel rode into town | 1.3778 | 0.06033 | 90 | 60 | 26 | 4 |
605 | Looks like Billy Joel the Kid is in town. | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
606 | You’re in the wrong town if you’re looking for a piano bar! | 1.3776 | 0.06408 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
607 | I feel like I'm being played. | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
608 | Looks like the Grand ol’ Opera is in town! | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
609 | Who rode in on that baby? | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
610 | Pete could always tell when Aaron Copland was in town. | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
611 | Well, I reckon I’ll take the keys. He won’t be in any condition to drive. | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
612 | Of all the gin joints in the world, | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
613 | Never a piano that couldn't be rode and never a player that couldn't be throw'd. | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
614 | Is it the deer or the antelope who play? | 1.3750 | 0.06528 | 88 | 61 | 21 | 6 |
615 | Someone’s playing around. | 1.3750 | 0.06725 | 88 | 62 | 19 | 7 |
616 | A piano? Now ain't that just grand. | 1.3750 | 0.05665 | 104 | 70 | 29 | 5 |
617 | What will it be--a stein or a Steinway? | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
618 | That's one flat horse. | 1.3750 | 0.06115 | 88 | 59 | 25 | 4 |
619 | Damn! How'd he get here before me? | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
620 | Yet another bench rustling. This time in broad daylight. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
621 | I hate traveling musicians. | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
622 | Looks like your someone rode in on a high note. | 1.3736 | 0.06748 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 8 |
623 | What kind of a horse’s ass would tie up a piano to a bar? | 1.3735 | 0.07214 | 83 | 60 | 15 | 8 |
624 | Very funny, Elton. | 1.3721 | 0.06829 | 86 | 61 | 18 | 7 |
625 | Seems they shot the piano player... | 1.3721 | 0.06199 | 86 | 58 | 24 | 4 |
626 | I say the hell with him and the piano he rode in on. | 1.3718 | 0.06607 | 78 | 53 | 21 | 4 |
627 | Don't know why in hell this town needs a darned piano bar. | 1.3718 | 0.07093 | 78 | 55 | 17 | 6 |
628 | So this is one of them piano bars | 1.3718 | 0.07093 | 78 | 55 | 17 | 6 |
629 | This town isn’t big enough for a grand piano. | 1.3711 | 0.06273 | 97 | 68 | 22 | 7 |
630 | You can lead a horse to a piano, but you can’t make him plink. | 1.3708 | 0.07214 | 89 | 66 | 13 | 10 |
631 | So, I see the piano bar has been moved outside due to Covid. | 1.3704 | 0.06442 | 81 | 55 | 22 | 4 |
632 | Woah, now. Easy. You’re pretty keyed up, little feller, ain’t ya? | 1.3704 | 0.06677 | 81 | 56 | 20 | 5 |
633 | When Billy-Joel The Kid came to town. | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
634 | This town hasn’t been the same since Beethoven moved in | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
635 | Someone somewhere is playing a very confused horse | 1.3704 | 0.07545 | 81 | 60 | 12 | 9 |
636 | Still less confusing than alternate side parking | 1.3704 | 0.06442 | 81 | 55 | 22 | 4 |
637 | Dang! Stevie Wonder took the handicapped spot again. | 1.3700 | 0.06139 | 100 | 70 | 23 | 7 |
638 | I thought they shot him. | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
639 | He cant carry a tune but he can tie one on | 1.3690 | 0.07340 | 84 | 62 | 13 | 9 |
640 | Better tell the sheriff the Liberace Kid is back. | 1.3690 | 0.07142 | 84 | 61 | 15 | 8 |
641 | I didn't realize that parking spots were so grand. | 1.3690 | 0.06287 | 84 | 57 | 23 | 4 |
642 | Hmm. It's pretty good crowd for a Saturday. | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
643 | Looks like the stool's got loose. | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
644 | I thought the law was “Don’t shoot the piano player?” | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
645 | Looks like Elton's in town. | 1.3684 | 0.06713 | 76 | 52 | 20 | 4 |
646 | Billy the Kid meets Billy Joel | 1.3684 | 0.06713 | 76 | 52 | 20 | 4 |
647 | Well, I see Billy the Kid Joel is back in town. | 1.3684 | 0.06446 | 76 | 51 | 22 | 3 |
648 | Don’t woo my horse with your Beethoven razzmatazz. | 1.3684 | 0.06446 | 76 | 51 | 22 | 3 |
649 | Don’t know why they tied it up. Not goin’ anywhere fast; only got three legs. | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
650 | Come out and face the music Bernstein! | 1.3684 | 0.07456 | 76 | 55 | 14 | 7 |
651 | All keyed up, I reckon. | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
652 | @#!% you and the piano you rode in on. | 1.3679 | 0.06043 | 106 | 75 | 23 | 8 |
653 | Well I’ll be—looks like Chopin’s back in town | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
654 | Well, I guess they did shoot the piano player | 1.3678 | 0.06959 | 87 | 63 | 16 | 8 |
655 | I thought I was the keynote speaker today. | 1.3678 | 0.06959 | 87 | 63 | 16 | 8 |
656 | Gentrification reaches Dodge City. | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
657 | When he gets back, I'm going to teach him a lesson. | 1.3678 | 0.07148 | 87 | 64 | 14 | 9 |
658 | Not a surprise. He bet the ranch last week. | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
659 | Big Ted was right! She does have three legs! | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
660 | We've been played! | 1.3671 | 0.07019 | 79 | 56 | 17 | 6 |
661 | Well how about that! The joke about a pianist going into a bar really happened. | 1.3671 | 0.07246 | 79 | 57 | 15 | 7 |
662 | Someone made a grand entrance. | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
663 | Something don't sound right. | 1.3671 | 0.06287 | 79 | 53 | 23 | 3 |
664 | If some poor drunk in there's playing a pony, it’d certainly explain the noise! | 1.3667 | 0.06787 | 90 | 65 | 17 | 8 |
665 | I bet he'll play a different tune when he comes out. | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
666 | Now that’s a horse of a different timbre. | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
667 | Oh great, the last thing this town needs is another singing sharp shooter | 1.3659 | 0.07051 | 82 | 59 | 16 | 7 |
668 | Now you listen here: this tune ain't big enough for the both of us. | 1.3659 | 0.07051 | 82 | 59 | 16 | 7 |
669 | I knew it wouldn't fit through the door! | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
670 | I reckon this is a piano bar. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
671 | I always wanted to go to a piano bar. | 1.3647 | 0.06228 | 85 | 58 | 23 | 4 |
672 | Uh, oh! Copland's back in town! | 1.3647 | 0.06228 | 85 | 58 | 23 | 4 |
673 | Let's see; "A priest, a rabbi and a piano player walk into a....no. A saxophonist, a ..." | 1.3647 | 0.06228 | 85 | 58 | 23 | 4 |
674 | I just hope he isn't still traveling with that banjo player. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
675 | Well Chester, ain't that just grand! | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
676 | Nice to see the Rio Grand | 1.3636 | 0.06298 | 88 | 61 | 22 | 5 |
677 | Well, well. No-Bench Billy’s back in town. | 1.3636 | 0.07138 | 77 | 55 | 16 | 6 |
678 | Uh, oh. Looks like Billy the Joel is back in town. | 1.3636 | 0.06892 | 88 | 64 | 16 | 8 |
679 | Well, it saves on hay. | 1.3636 | 0.06642 | 77 | 53 | 20 | 4 |
680 | It's the Kid alright. I'd know that piano anywhere. | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
681 | Ever since this place became a piano bar, parking has been a problem! | 1.3636 | 0.07138 | 77 | 55 | 16 | 6 |
682 | Well Trigger, looks like kid Rachmaninov is in town for a showdown. | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
683 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world. | 1.3626 | 0.05745 | 91 | 61 | 27 | 3 |
684 | Wrong saloon, my audition is with Yo-Yo Ma. | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
685 | My baby got hitched! | 1.3625 | 0.06225 | 80 | 54 | 23 | 3 |
686 | No wonder my teacher slurs her words! | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
687 | Darn. I forgot tonight was talent night! | 1.3625 | 0.06945 | 80 | 57 | 17 | 6 |
688 | Yeah, but does he play well with others? | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
689 | Having only three legs doesn’t mean it’s handicapped. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
690 | The Steinway Kid was back in town. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
691 | This must be one of those piano bars Ive heard about. | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
692 | Gol darn it, now every cowboy west of the Mississippi is going to have pianist envy. | 1.3600 | 0.06749 | 75 | 52 | 19 | 4 |
693 | A piano in my parking spot. Well ain't that grand. | 1.3600 | 0.06749 | 75 | 52 | 19 | 4 |
694 | Uh oh, looks like it’s gonna be a concerto at the OK Corral. | 1.3600 | 0.06477 | 75 | 51 | 21 | 3 |
695 | Guess she had to leave it outside... | 1.3600 | 0.06192 | 75 | 50 | 23 | 2 |
696 | Only three legs? This ones off to the glue factory. | 1.3600 | 0.06477 | 75 | 51 | 21 | 3 |
697 | Something seems out of tune. | 1.3600 | 0.07263 | 75 | 54 | 15 | 6 |
698 | Billy Bob Joel get your butt out here and face the music. | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
699 | You enjoy the piano bar while I go inside. | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
700 | Sure it has all the bells and whistles, but you know the way home when I'm drunk. | 1.3590 | 0.06822 | 78 | 55 | 18 | 5 |
701 | Well, it looks like Beethoven the Kid is back in town. | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
702 | Somebody's confused - that's no Pinto! | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
703 | Great piano bars of the Old West | 1.3580 | 0.06409 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
704 | Whoa, we’ve got an accompanist. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
705 | A stop on the organ trail | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
706 | ...86, 87, 88. Well, shoot, Daisy. I'm sorry I doubted you. | 1.3562 | 0.06861 | 73 | 51 | 18 | 4 |
707 | You mean I could have rode in on a Yamaha instead? | 1.3562 | 0.06578 | 73 | 50 | 20 | 3 |
708 | I said ship to the home address! Not the work address! | 1.3562 | 0.06861 | 73 | 51 | 18 | 4 |
709 | Is Elton back in town? | 1.3562 | 0.06578 | 73 | 50 | 20 | 3 |
710 | Dang! its going to be another "Saturdays alright for fighting" | 1.3562 | 0.07133 | 73 | 52 | 16 | 5 |
711 | That son of a gun’s got a lot o’ nerve hitchin’ a baby grand at the Upright Saloon. | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
712 | Dammit. It's Jazz Night. | 1.3553 | 0.06934 | 76 | 54 | 17 | 5 |
713 | How Grand Junction Got its Name | 1.3553 | 0.06128 | 76 | 51 | 23 | 2 |
714 | Glad to see they're classing up the joint. | 1.3553 | 0.06676 | 76 | 53 | 19 | 4 |
715 | Well I'll be darned. It looks like the bitch is back. | 1.3553 | 0.06934 | 76 | 54 | 17 | 5 |
716 | Well that's a horse of a different color. | 1.3553 | 0.06676 | 76 | 53 | 19 | 4 |
717 | I was always taught "Piano on the left, horse on the right." | 1.3553 | 0.06408 | 76 | 52 | 21 | 3 |
718 | Should I leave a note? | 1.3553 | 0.07183 | 76 | 55 | 15 | 6 |
719 | Yup. Looks like Piano Man is in town. | 1.3553 | 0.06128 | 76 | 51 | 23 | 2 |
720 | After years of evading capture, Sheriff Buckley realized he finally caught up to The Piano Player. He now had only one job . . . | 1.3553 | 0.06408 | 76 | 52 | 21 | 3 |
721 | I reckon someone's in there trying to play a horse. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
722 | Dang it! I thought it was western night. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
723 | Well golly gosh. Can you beat that. Looks like Freddie Chopin is back in town. | 1.3544 | 0.06505 | 79 | 55 | 20 | 4 |
724 | Schubert at the O.K. Corral? | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
725 | Horowitz musta had a bad night at cards again. | 1.3544 | 0.07436 | 79 | 59 | 12 | 8 |
726 | Wonder where she is? She said to meet her at the piano bar ... | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
727 | Play that funky music cowboy! | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
728 | There ain't supposed to be piano bars in Wyoming. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
729 | I reckon this tune ain’t big enough for the both of us. | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
730 | I guess I should tell them they've left their keys in the ignition. | 1.3523 | 0.05836 | 88 | 60 | 25 | 3 |
731 | Well, look who's Bach in the saddle again." | 1.3521 | 0.06683 | 71 | 49 | 19 | 3 |
732 | I reckon this must be Billy Joel’s night off. | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
733 | So this is where the deer and the antelope play? | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
734 | Just as I suspected. Black Bartók is back in town. | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
735 | Well, I guess it's Prosecco Night again. | 1.3514 | 0.06506 | 74 | 51 | 20 | 3 |
736 | Looks like the Steinway Brothers are back in town. | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
737 | Looks like he said showtune not showdown | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
738 | I don't like it either, big fella, but Shorty says it's the fastest thing on three legs. | 1.3514 | 0.06215 | 74 | 50 | 22 | 2 |
739 | Uh oh!!! Looks like treble!! | 1.3514 | 0.07559 | 74 | 55 | 12 | 7 |
740 | Hey we don’t serve minors here | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
741 | Can't even go on a cattle drive without your favorite saloon being gentrified. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
742 | Well dagnabbit, somebody else rode a horse to the saloon? | 1.3506 | 0.06341 | 77 | 53 | 21 | 3 |
743 | I got a little horse while singing at this piano bar. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
744 | Well shoot Trigger, looks like they shot the piano player after all. | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
745 | He knew there’d be treble in town, so he kept on riding. | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
746 | Someone rustled my piano -- again. | 1.3506 | 0.06341 | 77 | 53 | 21 | 3 |
747 | Never tell a piano player to leave his weapon outside. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
748 | I think we might just sit here until we see how this plays out. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
749 | On his trail for months Tex finally catches up with Lang Lang. | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
750 | C'mon out, Mozart, I know you're in there. | 1.3506 | 0.07341 | 77 | 57 | 13 | 7 |
751 | You can ride a horse to piano but you can't make him play | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
752 | This must be the grand opening. | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
753 | Who rides into town on a piano? | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
754 | And the Steinway he rode in on. | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
755 | I'll be the Naked Cowboy if Mr. Ed plays the piano. | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
756 | Dang blast it! This must be where the singing cowboys hang out. | 1.3500 | 0.06188 | 80 | 55 | 22 | 3 |
757 | Judging by those chords he's a minor. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
758 | I wish Elton John would just buy a horse like the rest of us. | 1.3488 | 0.06773 | 86 | 63 | 16 | 7 |
759 | This is really starting off on a wrong note. | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
760 | This looks like a good place to wet my whistle. | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
761 | Open mic tonight | 1.3478 | 0.06472 | 69 | 47 | 20 | 2 |
762 | That Copland fella must be here again. | 1.3478 | 0.07100 | 69 | 49 | 16 | 4 |
763 | Liberace rides again. | 1.3472 | 0.06608 | 72 | 50 | 19 | 3 |
764 | Darn, looks like the Bartok gang's back in town. | 1.3472 | 0.07175 | 72 | 52 | 15 | 5 |
765 | A one-trick piano if I ever saw one. | 1.3472 | 0.06608 | 72 | 50 | 19 | 3 |
766 | Damn him — and the stool he rode in on! | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
767 | Howdy. My name is Al Capello...I'm alookin for the trail called the Stein Way. | 1.3472 | 0.06608 | 72 | 50 | 19 | 3 |
768 | Dang! I figured the Freecycle ad was for a player piano, not a grand piano. | 1.3472 | 0.06608 | 72 | 50 | 19 | 3 |
769 | Looks like that dang Liberace Kid is here. | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
770 | Doggone it! Roy Rodgers and Hammerstein! | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
771 | Looks like The Steinway Kid is back in town. | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
772 | Ain't no one worse than a bench thief | 1.3472 | 0.06897 | 72 | 51 | 17 | 4 |
773 | Guess this ain’t a piano bar after all | 1.3472 | 0.06608 | 72 | 50 | 19 | 3 |
774 | Baby: It's cold outside | 1.3472 | 0.06305 | 72 | 49 | 21 | 2 |
775 | Yer in for a rough ride when those Julliard boys finish their drinkin'. | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
776 | I'm gonna ride that damn baby right into Carnaygie Hall. | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
777 | Feels like the Wild West ain’t what it used to be. | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
778 | Oh my, Billy Joe is here. | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
779 | Four legs and big teeth. I reckon’ it’s alright then.” | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
780 | Well, lookie there...if it isn't one of those grand Palaminos." | 1.3467 | 0.06710 | 75 | 53 | 18 | 4 |
781 | That space was meant for compacts. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
782 | Seems they left their keys. | 1.3467 | 0.06436 | 75 | 52 | 20 | 3 |
783 | Damn, I guess they're going to shoot the Piano player? | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
784 | This is a major problem. | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
785 | He always forgets his keys. | 1.3462 | 0.06276 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
786 | Huh. A real one-horse town. | 1.3462 | 0.06276 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
787 | Gentrification! | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
788 | Only a fool would leave such a beauty with the keys in plain sight. | 1.3452 | 0.07084 | 84 | 63 | 13 | 8 |
789 | This town ain’t grand enough for the both of us. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
790 | His mother was right about one thing, playing the piano did take him places, just not Carnegie Hall. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
791 | Looks like someone's come to town to court the schoolmarm. | 1.3433 | 0.06573 | 67 | 46 | 19 | 2 |
792 | The gentrification begins... | 1.3433 | 0.07228 | 67 | 48 | 15 | 4 |
793 | Save a horse, ride a piano | 1.3433 | 0.06908 | 67 | 47 | 17 | 3 |
794 | Another dang piano rustler! | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
795 | Somethin's not upright here! | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
796 | C'mon out, Elton, I know you're in there! | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
797 | Since when did they start lettin' in concert pianists?! | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
798 | That got to me, hearing you play "Gunfight at the OK chorale. | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
799 | Damn those piano rustlers... that's Harold's for sure | 1.3429 | 0.06398 | 70 | 48 | 20 | 2 |
800 | Stop playing those A,B,C flat notes and you'll get inside. They won't serve minors at the bar." | 1.3429 | 0.06066 | 70 | 47 | 22 | 1 |
801 | Oh-oh . . . looks like Lili Von Shtupp is back in town . . . | 1.3429 | 0.06714 | 70 | 49 | 18 | 3 |
802 | Étude, Brutus? | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
803 | Uh oh, Whisky Fingers is back in town and he’s packing his old .88… | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
804 | I guess neither of you are grand enough for this joint | 1.3429 | 0.06398 | 70 | 48 | 20 | 2 |
805 | Well, so ol' Twinkle Fingers is back in town... | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
806 | I don’t like your tone, partner! | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
807 | I always enjoy a good Piano Bar! | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
808 | Well, can't imagine how they managed to tame one of those. | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
809 | Hey, I should have brought mine along too. | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
810 | Could be trouble...a serious player in town. | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
811 | I'm not sure if this visit is going to end on a high note or a low note. | 1.3425 | 0.06236 | 73 | 50 | 21 | 2 |
812 | Honestly, how can anyone ride that? | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
813 | I guess sing-along Cassidy is back in town | 1.3425 | 0.06236 | 73 | 50 | 21 | 2 |
814 | Thank G-d I don't have to carry that tune around in my head anymore. | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
815 | The Valkyries are drinking again… | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
816 | Well Buck, now you know why I took up the harmonica. | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
817 | I wish Liberace would stop using the handicap parking spot! | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
818 | Well, Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La-Ti-Da. Look who thinks they can tie up anywheres they please. | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
819 | Who does he think he is, a Steinway? | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
820 | Shorty's wife must have the horse again. | 1.3421 | 0.07387 | 76 | 57 | 12 | 7 |
821 | Looks like I'm on the Streets of La-Re-Do. | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
822 | He took his piano bench inside ? He's too good to sit on a barstool ? | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
823 | Only one hit, but the man has sure ridden it far. | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
824 | Well how in tarnation did he break a wild piano? | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
825 | I hope he got a grand welcome. | 1.3421 | 0.07387 | 76 | 57 | 12 | 7 |
826 | I knew that Karaoke Machine would ruin the “ole west” for good! | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
827 | Have you seen my keys? | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
828 | She's just a baby, but I've heard grand things about her! | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
829 | I’m really not liking this “save a horse, ride a piano” trend that’s catching on ‘round town. | 1.3415 | 0.07201 | 82 | 62 | 12 | 8 |
830 | Damn, another one piano town. | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
831 | C'mon out, Fingers . . . I'm challengin' you to a duet! | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
832 | Someone's took my spot again. Ain't that grand? | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
833 | Selective breeding has gone too far this time. | 1.3387 | 0.07947 | 62 | 46 | 11 | 5 |
834 | Will be Bach in a Minuet. | 1.3382 | 0.06495 | 68 | 47 | 19 | 2 |
835 | Looks like someone's making love to his tonic and gin again | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
836 | Dang! How will I know who to shoot in there if I can't tell which one is the piano player? | 1.3382 | 0.07440 | 68 | 50 | 13 | 5 |
837 | Lookie here…I knew The Steinway Gang wouldn’t be too hard to find! | 1.3382 | 0.07440 | 68 | 50 | 13 | 5 |
838 | In 100 years from now you will be inside, and they'll call it a piano bar. | 1.3382 | 0.06495 | 68 | 47 | 19 | 2 |
839 | Roy Rogers and Liberace went into a bar. | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
840 | Three wooden legs and he still beat you! | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
841 | You’ll need to walk upright to get inside. | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
842 | You're not from around here are ya? | 1.3382 | 0.07730 | 68 | 51 | 11 | 6 |
843 | That cowboy rides a different range... | 1.3382 | 0.07730 | 68 | 51 | 11 | 6 |
844 | Three legs won’t get you very far around here. | 1.3382 | 0.06825 | 68 | 48 | 17 | 3 |
845 | Mom! | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
846 | Who parked in the handicap space? | 1.3380 | 0.06636 | 71 | 50 | 18 | 3 |
847 | uugh . . .I hate it when he does this, but I guess it's the old Stein way. | 1.3380 | 0.06636 | 71 | 50 | 18 | 3 |
848 | Somethin' tells me the Singing Cowboy is nigh! | 1.3380 | 0.05999 | 71 | 48 | 22 | 1 |
849 | Well, look who's Bach in the saddle. | 1.3380 | 0.06636 | 71 | 50 | 18 | 3 |
850 | I hear trouble, minor 6ths is in town. | 1.3380 | 0.06933 | 71 | 51 | 16 | 4 |
851 | Ugh, it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday. | 1.3380 | 0.06636 | 71 | 50 | 18 | 3 |
852 | Sheriff’s gotta do something about these out-of-towners. | 1.3380 | 0.06636 | 71 | 50 | 18 | 3 |
853 | Not gonna run too far on only three legs | 1.3380 | 0.05999 | 71 | 48 | 22 | 1 |
854 | Steinway is back in town. | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
855 | Looks like Wolfgang The Kid is in town | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
856 | Some cowboy has a score to settle! | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
857 | Well this puts a sour note on my midday victuals! | 1.3378 | 0.05861 | 74 | 50 | 23 | 1 |
858 | ''So they finally shot the piano player." | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
859 | Just because its only got three legs don't mean it gets the handicapped parking. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
860 | Looks like The Beethoven Kid is back in tune. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
861 | Uh oh — looks like the Rachmaninoff gang is back in town. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
862 | Reckon you don't see many piano bars round these parts. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
863 | The scourge of gentrification, as Piano Bars push out old-time saloons. | 1.3377 | 0.06299 | 77 | 54 | 20 | 3 |
864 | It's too upscale for me. | 1.3375 | 0.05885 | 80 | 55 | 23 | 2 |
865 | I see Billy Joel has arrived. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
866 | Dang it. Elton the Kid is back in town. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
867 | Looks like someone made a grand entrance | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
868 | I reckon we’re in for a heap ‘a treble. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
869 | Looks like we have a visitor from the étude ranch. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
870 | Well, well, look who's Bach in town. | 1.3333 | 0.07226 | 57 | 40 | 15 | 2 |
871 | Now that’s a horse of a different color-and then some. | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
872 | I reckon Mr Ed is singing again tonight. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
873 | I can't believe he left his keys behind. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
874 | Hmm....Guess that Guy rode into Town on a Song." | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
875 | Dammit! A grand parked in a compact space. | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
876 | Howdy. Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
877 | That's neither Steed nor Stallion, Paco. That's a Widowmaker from the Hall of Carnegie." | 1.3333 | 0.08172 | 69 | 54 | 7 | 8 |
878 | I reckon I need to shoot the piano player. | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
879 | Well, well, well, isn't this grand? | 1.3333 | 0.06941 | 66 | 47 | 16 | 3 |
880 | Someone dropped theirs keys outside. | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
881 | It's good to see someone obeys the NO PIANOS sign. | 1.3333 | 0.06941 | 66 | 47 | 16 | 3 |
882 | Ringo, who had never let anyone stop him, hesitates-thinking, this could be Liberace. | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
883 | Looks like this one-horse town finally got a piano bar! | 1.3333 | 0.06391 | 75 | 53 | 19 | 3 |
884 | How far can it git? Its only got three legs! | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
885 | This is what happens when the arts and music are introduced into Rodeo school. | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
886 | Uh-Oh...looks like 'Wild Bill Joel' is in town again... | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
887 | Say, that IS the black from the D-Flat Ranch. | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
888 | There's a lesson there, ol' Smoky: Measure your doors before you order from Amazon. | 1.3333 | 0.07661 | 72 | 55 | 10 | 7 |
889 | This town just ain’t big enough for the 89 of us. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
890 | Maybe that sign did say Organ Trail… | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
891 | All the way from Abilene I've been thinkin' about a good stiff sonata. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
892 | Missing a leg. But a great set of teeth. | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
893 | I'm an old cow-hand, With a baby-grand. | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
894 | Uh-Oh, Liberace's back in town. | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
895 | It looks like the boys from the twelve bar ranch are back in town. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
896 | After years of practice, John finally decided to abandon his music. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
897 | This town ain't big enough for me and Liberace. | 1.3333 | 0.07051 | 84 | 64 | 12 | 8 |
898 | And that’s when he knew the band teacher hit rock bottom. | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
899 | Looks like they’ve let another Baldwin on the movie set. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
900 | Never thought I’d see a troubadour in these parts. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
901 | Finally. I've been trailing that outlaw Rachmaninoff for days. | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
902 | Looks like Steinway's back in town. | 1.3289 | 0.07348 | 76 | 58 | 11 | 7 |
903 | Reckon it'll cause any trouble if I play a chorale but it's only Okay? | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
904 | She's only got three legs, but I'll bet she's worth a grand! | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
905 | Play me a few bars. | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
906 | Play Dusty for me. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
907 | A Minor inconvenience, no worries. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
908 | Maybe I shouldn’t have complained about his harmonica playing. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
909 | Looks like the rhinestone cowboy is here. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
910 | Easy, big fella. That ain’t just another well-tempered clavier. | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
911 | Tex was gosh darnit puzzled until he realized someone must've shot the player and left behind this fine steed. | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
912 | some people arrive by horse and some by a high note | 1.3286 | 0.06345 | 70 | 49 | 19 | 2 |
913 | Looks like we may have just found the Juilliard Bandit. | 1.3286 | 0.06663 | 70 | 50 | 17 | 3 |
914 | Darn fool left his keys again. | 1.3286 | 0.06663 | 70 | 50 | 17 | 3 |
915 | Tut, tut. Rookie mistake - tying it up by its legs. | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
916 | The bartender said things were 'low-key', for now. | 1.3284 | 0.06159 | 67 | 46 | 20 | 1 |
917 | Looks like someone's trying to bring their grand ideas into our upright town. | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
918 | ...and the piano he rode in on | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
919 | Damned idiot took my parking place. Again! | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
920 | Must have gone inside to see a man about a horse. | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
921 | So he's moved on from rustling to grand theft. | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
922 | This may be the last damn straw -- curbside karaoke! | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
923 | Sorry, boy, but they only accept well-tempered claviers. | 1.3284 | 0.06516 | 67 | 47 | 18 | 2 |
924 | Must be their grand opening | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
925 | Well, I hope he's upright when he comes out | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
926 | Somebody please fire this cartoon artist. | 1.3284 | 0.07782 | 67 | 51 | 10 | 6 |
927 | Apparently the ass who plays the piano is on a break. | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
928 | I'll bet he has a small pianist. | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
929 | You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make him play Chopin | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
930 | Waaal, ol' paint, guess they don't appreciate no Rachmaninoff hereabouts... | 1.3284 | 0.07177 | 67 | 49 | 14 | 4 |
931 | Did you go baroque again? | 1.3281 | 0.06702 | 64 | 45 | 17 | 2 |
932 | Darn, all these places are turning into piano bars. | 1.3281 | 0.07733 | 64 | 48 | 11 | 5 |
933 | Looks like treble. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
934 | Well, it looks like Billy's back to playing the horses. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
935 | Double parked, nothing but treble. | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
936 | I suppose he'll be playing a different tune. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
937 | Never seen anybody ride one of those bare back before | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
938 | Well Charlie, I guess we'll have no unchained melody today. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
939 | Damn double-wides! | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
940 | You best move on, Mister...you're sounding a bit too grand for this town. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
941 | Played. Won. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
942 | Dang fool left the keys in the ignition. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
943 | I've got to stop eating that peyote | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
944 | Frank must’ve gotten drunk and left his keys again. | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
945 | It was only a matter of time before the Lone Liberace strolled into town. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
946 | Look's like Eighty Eight Keys is back in town. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
947 | I suppose his spurs go jingle jangle jingle?! | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
948 | It doesn't look upright to me. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
949 | Looks like the Duke and Duke Ellington are hanging out again. | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
950 | It was brought in to play for the OK choral. | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
951 | I guess Ruby did bring her love to town | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
952 | It looks like they both just got here. There's no stool behind either one" | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
953 | How far could you get on three legs, anyway? | 1.3239 | 0.06272 | 71 | 50 | 19 | 2 |
954 | Now THATS a horse of a different color! | 1.3239 | 0.06272 | 71 | 50 | 19 | 2 |
955 | He’s the only singing cowboy fool enough to play the piano. | 1.3239 | 0.06272 | 71 | 50 | 19 | 2 |
956 | Every day my life gets weirder and weirder. | 1.3239 | 0.05942 | 71 | 49 | 21 | 1 |
957 | The piano man's drunk and is going to be playing his horse again tonight. | 1.3239 | 0.07445 | 71 | 54 | 11 | 6 |
958 | Don't tell me he's playing the horses again. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
959 | I know, I know, now he thinks it's him the people have been coming to see. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
960 | Bösendorfer ... that's a mighty peculiar name for a cowpoke. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
961 | So they wanted Borge but not his keyboard. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
962 | Looks like that Liberace fellah stole our parking spot again! | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
963 | It's a hitching post, not a piano bar. | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
964 | ...."guess it identifies as a horse" | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
965 | Danged if that judge ain't on the bench again! | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
966 | The beginnings of the piano bar. | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
967 | Well old paint,another piano barred. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
968 | Dang it, Trusty, I thought Wednesday night was Chopin. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
969 | Looks like I finally tracked down the Gershwin boys. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
970 | Another one tangled up in blues. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
971 | Ahh, I see the rhinestone cowboy must be back in town. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
972 | I've never seen a three-legged horse before. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
973 | Let's just hope he doesn't drink and gamble the bench away. | 1.3231 | 0.06617 | 65 | 46 | 17 | 2 |
974 | Dammit I'm an octave late again | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
975 | What's an instrument like you doing in a place like this? | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
976 | Dang, guess the bench wandered off again. | 1.3231 | 0.07938 | 65 | 50 | 9 | 6 |
977 | So, I see Liberace’s back in town. | 1.3231 | 0.07308 | 65 | 48 | 13 | 4 |
978 | I sure would like to meet that cowboy. | 1.3231 | 0.07308 | 65 | 48 | 13 | 4 |
979 | I'm afeared to go inside to see what kind a man rode that here! | 1.3231 | 0.07630 | 65 | 49 | 11 | 5 |
980 | You lost your Pianist in a card game. | 1.3231 | 0.06617 | 65 | 46 | 17 | 2 |
981 | Didn't expect to find a piano bar in this town. | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
982 | I knew he wasn't an upright fella. | 1.3226 | 0.06812 | 62 | 44 | 16 | 2 |
983 | Don’t know how he made it this far with 3 legs, but that thing hanging between ‘em should be covered up. We got ladies around! | 1.3226 | 0.07548 | 62 | 46 | 12 | 4 |
984 | If Shootin' Chopin is in there, we're ridin' on! | 1.3226 | 0.06812 | 62 | 44 | 16 | 2 |
985 | Oh,no. Ballad the Kid is back in town. | 1.3226 | 0.07189 | 62 | 45 | 14 | 3 |
986 | You were told not to play the William Tell Overture again! | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
987 | Well, it looks like mine, but I'll have to check the brand. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
988 | I wonder what he’s playing in there. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
989 | In the Old West people tended to look down on piano’s that weren’t upright. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
990 | Yippee! It’s a cappella night. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
991 | There’s a new sheriff in town and I hear he plays favorites. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
992 | It's bad enough that he rides that thing here, but then he has to BACK it in?!?!? | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
993 | Elton always gets Rock Star Parking | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
994 | The good, the bad and the piano player. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
995 | It looks like the Keyboard Kid is back in town. | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
996 | We finally tracked down the guy who shot the piano player. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
997 | That Liberace always gets the best parking spot!! | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 55 | 11 | 6 |
998 | Yup, I always need a shot before I play the Shostakovich second piano concerto, too. | 1.3194 | 0.06200 | 72 | 51 | 19 | 2 |
999 | Aw, damn, Liberace's in town again. | 1.3194 | 0.07616 | 72 | 56 | 9 | 7 |
1000 | They say he rides tall in the bench and plays a mean sonata | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1001 | Well played! | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1002 | Must be one of them dueling piano bars I s'pose. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1003 | This is somebody's first rodeo. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
1004 | Last time she got loose she went on a prolonged solo. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1005 | So, Liberace’s here. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1006 | Well now, that's a right pretty filly. Shame she's only got three legs. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1007 | Looks like he’s traveling solo. | 1.3188 | 0.06017 | 69 | 48 | 20 | 1 |
1008 | Gunfight at the O.K. Chorale? | 1.3188 | 0.06017 | 69 | 48 | 20 | 1 |
1009 | Looks like somebody's due for a tune-up. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1010 | Hmph. Grand-standing! | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1011 | Damn it, I told that Mozart fella to vamoose! | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1012 | Looks like someone dropped their keys. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1013 | Do you know the way to Santa Fe? | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1014 | Shucks, must a left his chandelier back at the ranch. | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1015 | Damn these piano barres. | 1.3182 | 0.06167 | 66 | 46 | 19 | 1 |
1016 | He never leaves his keys at home. | 1.3182 | 0.06167 | 66 | 46 | 19 | 1 |
1017 | Pianos go in the corral. | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
1018 | Ok big fella, I’ll letcha play it, but no chopsticks! | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1019 | We meet at high noon, whether you're sharp or flat. | 1.3182 | 0.06167 | 66 | 46 | 19 | 1 |
1020 | Durn it, this must be that there Three-Legged Saloon. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1021 | Guess it's time to face the music. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1022 | Billy the Prodigy: you come out with your dazzling hands up! | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1023 | Oh, boy. There’s gonna be treble. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1024 | Looks like it's only going to be Karaoke tonight. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1025 | Looks like Partita Pete's back in town | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1026 | I can't find my key. | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
1027 | We don't take kindly to those notes around here. | 1.3182 | 0.07832 | 66 | 51 | 9 | 6 |
1028 | Wish Elton would hurry up with those backstage passes! | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
1029 | No more runaway hits. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1030 | Goodbye, old Piano; I’m leaving Cheyenne. | 1.3182 | 0.05777 | 66 | 45 | 21 | 0 |
1031 | Who in their right mind would tie up a horse with a saddle like that | 1.3182 | 0.07832 | 66 | 51 | 9 | 6 |
1032 | Must be Billy Joel's horse. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
1033 | This town needs more parking. | 1.3175 | 0.06330 | 63 | 44 | 18 | 1 |
1034 | At long last, the bounty hunter had finally caught up to Liberace. | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
1035 | This town ain't big enough for the tune of us. | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
1036 | A piano player walks into a bar. | 1.3175 | 0.07445 | 63 | 47 | 12 | 4 |
1037 | Dang, the Texas Kid's ditched old Upright and gone Grand. | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
1038 | Why can't he put his piano in the barn like a normal person? | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
1039 | Looks like Ludwig is back in town, still searching for the perfect fifth. | 1.3175 | 0.07781 | 63 | 48 | 10 | 5 |
1040 | Hmm, I guess someone really did shoot the piano player. | 1.3175 | 0.07781 | 63 | 48 | 10 | 5 |
1041 | Looks like the Wolfgang is back in town. | 1.3175 | 0.07445 | 63 | 47 | 12 | 4 |
1042 | Who left their keys here? | 1.3175 | 0.07093 | 63 | 46 | 14 | 3 |
1043 | I wish he told me which one needs the tune-up... | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1044 | Looky there pardner. And I was bout to trade you in for a harmonica. | 1.3167 | 0.06926 | 60 | 43 | 15 | 2 |
1045 | That bum Debussy beat us again. | 1.3167 | 0.07323 | 60 | 44 | 13 | 3 |
1046 | Why can't he just play a guitar or a harmonica! | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1047 | If grand pianos are allowed to park here, what’s next, tubas or God forbid trombones. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1048 | Parking continues to be a problem in Piano,Texas. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1049 | I’m so tired of karaoke night. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1050 | Trouble! That scoundrel Billy Joel's back in town. | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
1051 | Life's different since Diana Krall did her country album. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1052 | Shoot, I wanted a honky-tonk bar, not a Rachmaninoff piano concerto bar. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1053 | E Flat and G Flat walked into a bar, but were asked to leave because they're minors. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1054 | The note says he’ll be Bach in 5 minutes. | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
1055 | His grand ending is the way he hits the last few bars. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1056 | The fellow that owns that, ain't upright. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
1057 | Piano bar prototype. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
1058 | Looks like there's a real player in town. | 1.3134 | 0.06454 | 67 | 48 | 17 | 2 |
1059 | Once he sees me out here he’ll be changing his tune. | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
1060 | Looks like Jeremiah is back from his semester at Oberlin. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1061 | Don't worry, old pal! I'd never tie YOU by your legs. | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
1062 | There he goes again, gambling away his tip jar. | 1.3134 | 0.06093 | 67 | 47 | 19 | 1 |
1063 | Damn that genie! I did not say I wanted a really big pianist. | 1.3134 | 0.07431 | 67 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
1064 | WHOA! Looks like another fun night with the OK Chorale! | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
1065 | Damn Amazon left it at the door. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1066 | Looks like the posse is staying low key | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
1067 | Well, I’ll be! Liberace’s in town. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1068 | Damnit, I told him this was a one-piano town. | 1.3134 | 0.06454 | 67 | 48 | 17 | 2 |
1069 | He always takes my spot! | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1070 | Horse breeding ain't his forte. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1071 | Heh heh, looks like some greenhorn brought a horse to a piano duel! | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1072 | Let's pull in here; I'm in the mood for a melody, and he'll have us feelin' alright..." | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1073 | Someday, someone’s gonna say somethin’ like “ never leave your keys … .” | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1074 | Oh yeah. Well I don't think you're so grand. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1075 | Well,darn! It looks like the bench with the sheet music got away. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1076 | I see Elton is in town again. Hope he remembers Saturday night is NOT alright for fighting. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1077 | The drinks can wait. I have a few scores to settle first with this keyboard. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1078 | Oh no, that Dude from Carnegie Hall is back in town! | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1079 | Doggone it. It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday , I plum forgot he’d be here. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1080 | Something tells me Mr. Liberace is off the wagon again. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1081 | Huh! I could have ridden in on my piano, but it needs tuning. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1082 | Hank told me Bosendorfer was his horse. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1083 | What did you play to become a piano non grata? | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1084 | Reckon I best get the sheriff. That post’s reserved for uprights only. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1085 | I didn't know that Elton John was a cowboy | 1.3125 | 0.07675 | 64 | 49 | 10 | 5 |
1086 | It’s time for us to settle the score, big guy. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
1087 | Careful, boy – those ivories look a little ticklish! | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1088 | SO THAT EXPLAINS THE STRANGE TRACKS | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1089 | I’d have gone with a Bösendorfer, but c’est la vie. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1090 | After two days hard riding he came across the Rio Grande | 1.3115 | 0.07221 | 61 | 45 | 13 | 3 |
1091 | No grand theft in this town. | 1.3115 | 0.06832 | 61 | 44 | 15 | 2 |
1092 | I’ve had it with that Ravel feller always takin up that there handicap space. | 1.3115 | 0.06419 | 61 | 43 | 17 | 1 |
1093 | Some idiot forgot to take their keys inside. | 1.3115 | 0.06419 | 61 | 43 | 17 | 1 |
1094 | Yup, Frank told me he'd have the keys out front. | 1.3115 | 0.06832 | 61 | 44 | 15 | 2 |
1095 | Ugh...it's a cappella Tuesday | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
1096 | Well, Lucky, looks like the piano man won't be singing us a song tonight after all. | 1.3115 | 0.07221 | 61 | 45 | 13 | 3 |
1097 | Henceforth known as ….“Grand Junction” | 1.3115 | 0.06832 | 61 | 44 | 15 | 2 |
1098 | Rossini or no Rossini, the ad said only player pianos need apply | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1099 | Well, well, well... looks like the Steinway Kid is back in town... | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1100 | How can it run with only three legs? | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
1101 | Well, well, well--if it ain’t Tucson Tesh. | 1.3103 | 0.07463 | 58 | 43 | 12 | 3 |
1102 | That idiot. I said 'get out of town,' not tune! | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
1103 | No, I hear you: Please don't shoot the piano player. | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
1104 | Well, isn't this just grand. | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
1105 | It's taking up two spaces, but at least it doesn't have flies. | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
1106 | Yep. That looks like the one stolen from the Double Bar Ranch. | 1.3103 | 0.07858 | 58 | 44 | 10 | 4 |
1107 | The Saloon was clearly not a piano bar. | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
1108 | He’s sorry he traded in his horse for me- he’s inside drinking it off. | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
1109 | I thought he was a player, but I’ll be darned if he hasn’t finally gotten hitched. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1110 | Dadgum Elton John Gang must be back in town." | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1111 | I must find the right key to solve this mystery. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1112 | I didn't know it was THAT kind of duel. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1113 | That's not exactly what I meant when I asked you to accompany me on my ride. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1114 | That el Liberace...can't just play a harmonica like the rest of us. | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1115 | I'm a an old cowhand on a baby grand. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
1116 | I see that big shot Liberace is back from Vegas. And he took our parking spot. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1117 | A piano stealing my parking spot really strikes the wrong chord. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
1118 | Looks like the new saloon singer is going a cappella. | 1.3088 | 0.06021 | 68 | 48 | 19 | 1 |
1119 | So he finally rode Bach into town. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1120 | THAT's why I'm not hearing 'Do Not Forsake Me, My Darling' in the background. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
1121 | Dang it Trigger, that yankee varmint Billy Joel dun took our parking spot-again | 1.3088 | 0.07911 | 68 | 54 | 7 | 7 |
1122 | Guess someone struck a wrong note. | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1123 | Only honkeytonk piannas allowed in here, fella. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1124 | Guess there is nothing 'Grand' about this place, and I was so 'keyed up' to go inside too! | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1125 | A concert pianist walks into a bar... | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1126 | They’re gonna have a major problem if they’re serving minors. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1127 | Lookee here. Shorty roped him the Bösendorfer. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1128 | Something's off key here. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1129 | Kid Billy Joel must be in town. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
1130 | Who called this in? That’s not the Kid’s Palomino… | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1131 | Be nice, boy. He only has three legs. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
1132 | Dang, that Liberace city slicker took our parking space again. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1133 | Uh-oh, looks like the Piano Kid's back in town. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
1134 | I said go to the Salon not the Saloon! | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1135 | Ah told him ah wasn’t playing around. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1136 | Oh well, looks like this place is turning into a piano bar. | 1.3065 | 0.06335 | 62 | 44 | 17 | 1 |
1137 | Let's try the next bar, the piano man is here. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1138 | They're laughing now, but they need this guy. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1139 | There's always some Liberace taking up two spots. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1140 | Dang! Jelly Roll's back in town. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1141 | When are these damned piano players gonna learn how to parallel park? | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
1142 | Haydn out at the saloon? I reckon I'll bring him in. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1143 | Whoa. Must be one of them darn well-tempered cavaliers. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1144 | You tryin ta play me? | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1145 | Ground floor, large tavern, parking for two. [automated translation of Italian property listing] | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1146 | I've been kicked out of worse piano bars than this place | 1.3065 | 0.05903 | 62 | 43 | 19 | 0 |
1147 | Well someone here's about to make a grand exit. | 1.3065 | 0.05903 | 62 | 43 | 19 | 0 |
1148 | The piano player stole my horse… I don’t think a song’s been written about that one. | 1.3065 | 0.06335 | 62 | 44 | 17 | 1 |
1149 | Well ain’t that just grand, taking up two parking spaces. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
1150 | And in that instant Tex realized he would be facing the music that night.... | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
1151 | I thought we asked for an organ donation? | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1152 | I prefer this to the dueling ones. | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
1153 | Dang! My 45 ain't no match for his 88's. | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
1154 | I thought I heard him ahead of me on the trail. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1155 | You know Silver, I think those New Yorker cartoonists are running low on content. | 1.3051 | 0.08110 | 59 | 46 | 8 | 5 |
1156 | « This is absolutely my last 16-bar pub crawl… » | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1157 | I know sidekicks are disfavored these days, but I'm still not sure that 'The Lone Ranger and Piano' is an improvement. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1158 | Let's see him sing his way out of this one... | 1.3051 | 0.06511 | 59 | 42 | 16 | 1 |
1159 | I can name that saloon in four bars...... | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
1160 | That greenhorn forgot to close the keyboard cover.” | 1.3051 | 0.06046 | 59 | 41 | 18 | 0 |
1161 | I’m going to challenge Billy to a Rachmaninoff. | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
1162 | Look who's here - haven't seen him since the O.K. Chorale. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
1163 | Well, yippie kai yamaha... | 1.3051 | 0.06511 | 59 | 42 | 16 | 1 |
1164 | Darn, the two-handed tinkler is back! | 1.3051 | 0.06046 | 59 | 41 | 18 | 0 |
1165 | hmmm. didn't know you could tame those things. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
1166 | This town just ain’t the same. | 1.3051 | 0.06511 | 59 | 42 | 16 | 1 |
1167 | What ever happened to a cowboy and his harmonica? | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
1168 | Looks like Wurlitzer the Kid is in town. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1169 | Were we gettin' together for a roundup or a rondo? | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1170 | Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody.” | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
1171 | So I guess they did shoot the piano player." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton,FL | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 69 | 54 | 9 | 6 |
1172 | I don’t want to ‘hum a few bars,’ I just want to get a drink at this one. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1173 | Dang, does that Elton John feller really think nobody’s not gonna shoot the piano player” | 1.3036 | 0.07171 | 56 | 41 | 13 | 2 |
1174 | I'll be darned. That post is meant for uprights. | 1.3036 | 0.07171 | 56 | 41 | 13 | 2 |
1175 | This town ain't grand enough for the two of us. | 1.3036 | 0.06703 | 56 | 40 | 15 | 1 |
1176 | That scofflaw, Kid Beethoven, knows that post is reserved for uprights. | 1.3036 | 0.07171 | 56 | 41 | 13 | 2 |
1177 | Geez, another out of town yuppie trying to go local! | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
1178 | I hate when the Maestro rolls into town. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1179 | Sheriff Bailey finally realizes he's been tracking a piano. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1180 | I guess they finally shot Curly Brahms | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1181 | How do you get to Carnegie Hall Saloon? Practice, practice, practice! | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1182 | Damn, that’s my spot, screw him and the piano he rode in on. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1183 | Dang! I gotta get inside.. Ole blind Joe must be in there playing a horse again! | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1184 | Looks like the grand 88 picked this honky tonk for a full rest. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1185 | How hard would it be to install a no piano parking sign? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1186 | Paint, somethin' tells me the "Baby Grand Kid" ain't too far away. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1187 | So, there's a new 'a cappella' group in town. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1188 | Looks like we’re fixin’ to have a piano duel at the OK Corral. | 1.3030 | 0.06095 | 66 | 47 | 18 | 1 |
1189 | Play to win your very own pony! | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1190 | Sorry, I'm out of tunes. | 1.3030 | 0.06467 | 66 | 48 | 16 | 2 |
1191 | I’ve always wanted to break a piano. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
1192 | Well, look at that: A Yamahorse. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1193 | I feel like I'm trapped in a Jane Campion movie. | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
1194 | Well, Ol' Girl, I guess we're in a classic western! | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
1195 | We know you’re in there Steinway. Come out with your hands up. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
1196 | Now see here, that feller is just askin' for treble. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1197 | Looks like Kid Steinway's back in town. I thought I told him last time to git outta addaggio | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1198 | I can tell you’re Chopin at the bit to play it. | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1199 | There’s gonna be a duel tonight | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
1200 | Shoot, I forgot the secret tune I have to play to get in this saloon. | 1.3016 | 0.07718 | 63 | 49 | 9 | 5 |
1201 | Must be Aaron Copeland's piano. | 1.3016 | 0.08043 | 63 | 50 | 7 | 6 |
1202 | Dad Gum! When did this turn into a piano bar? | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
1203 | Well, I need a stein, and you're in my way. How about that? | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1204 | This prevents 'A piano walks into a bar' joke. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1205 | That gives me an idea! Piano Bar wow I'll make a fortune. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1206 | I reckon this is why it’s a one horse town. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1207 | Damn! That's my parkin' space! | 1.3000 | 0.06422 | 60 | 43 | 16 | 1 |
1208 | Yeah!?!...You and the Steinway you rode in on! | 1.3000 | 0.06422 | 60 | 43 | 16 | 1 |
1209 | The sooner we get out of this one-grand-piano town, the better. | 1.3000 | 0.06422 | 60 | 43 | 16 | 1 |
1210 | Don't get yourself into a fuss Pegleg, that piano also has only three legs. | 1.3000 | 0.07990 | 60 | 47 | 8 | 5 |
1211 | I see Aaron Copeland is back in town. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1212 | When did Billy Joel get into town? | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1213 | I guess they're serious about banning guns and other percussive instruments from the cantina. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
1214 | Yep,this must be El Paso because here's the Rio Grande. | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
1215 | When you’re outta tune, you’re outta the saloon. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1216 | This tune's not big enough for the both of us. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1217 | Aw, hell. Miss Marian's back in town, and I haven't practiced. | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
1218 | It only has three legs....... | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1219 | Reckon it's time to accelerando this intermezzo. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1220 | I'll bet the owner ain't wearing boots and a hat | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
1221 | Looks like Kid Chopin's back in town. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
1222 | I'll wait till he takes the stage. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1223 | He's drunk, better take his keys. | 1.3000 | 0.06422 | 60 | 43 | 16 | 1 |
1224 | Looks like that Aaron Copland fella's in town again. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1225 | A cowboy walks into a gay saloon holding his pianist... | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
1226 | You've got to be kidding. A saddle with a back rest?" | 1.3000 | 0.07708 | 70 | 56 | 7 | 7 |
1227 | Billy took my spot again. | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
1228 | Hmmm. Looks like the Liberace Kid is back in town. | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1229 | Looks like we're on time for the singing cowboy auditions. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1230 | Looks like Steinway's already here. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1231 | With me on harmonica we could get some campfire gigs. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1232 | That danged Billy Joel must be back. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1233 | They forgot to tether the stool. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
1234 | You'll change your tune when I'm through with you. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1235 | Heck, my spot taken by one of those traveling pianos. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1236 | Boy, they weren't kidding when they said this was a one-horse town! | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1237 | That’s sure a classic ride. | 1.2982 | 0.07495 | 57 | 43 | 11 | 3 |
1238 | Uh-oh! The Steinways are in town! | 1.2982 | 0.07495 | 57 | 43 | 11 | 3 |
1239 | The piano player is horsing around. | 1.2982 | 0.06606 | 57 | 41 | 15 | 1 |
1240 | This is what we've rehearsed for, Banjo. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1241 | Well now I really need a drink. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1242 | Never thought I'd see the day when the cowboy way would give way to the Steinway. | 1.2982 | 0.07495 | 57 | 43 | 11 | 3 |
1243 | Honky-tonking again! You’re better than this. | 1.2982 | 0.07495 | 57 | 43 | 11 | 3 |
1244 | Of course some shiny import parked in my spot. | 1.2982 | 0.06606 | 57 | 41 | 15 | 1 |
1245 | Now, let's see...this must be the 'Tune Inn... | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1246 | I guess this explains why there's a horse inside the saloon. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1247 | It's the future of transportation. | 1.2982 | 0.06606 | 57 | 41 | 15 | 1 |
1248 | I told that bastard he’d never make it to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2982 | 0.07902 | 57 | 44 | 9 | 4 |
1249 | Key-Haw! | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1250 | The piano At the Saloon with The revolver on the Cowboy | 1.2982 | 0.06606 | 57 | 41 | 15 | 1 |
1251 | Dang,another stool gone. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
1252 | Well, old girl, it looks like Billy Joel is back in town. | 1.2982 | 0.08289 | 57 | 45 | 7 | 5 |
1253 | Did I say that it’s time for horseplay? | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1254 | Must be a Holstein. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1255 | Well, well, Mr. Chopin. I believe I have finally tracked you down! | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1256 | Apparently it's not a piano bar. | 1.2969 | 0.06172 | 64 | 46 | 17 | 1 |
1257 | This is either Tarantino or the Coen Brothers. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1258 | This may not be as black and white as it appears. | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1259 | Them Steinway rustlers been at it agin'. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1260 | Sorry Cowboy, this is the O.K. Choral Saloon. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1261 | ...and the union will take me to court if I attempt to move it. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
1262 | Zach knew it was time to pull up stakes. He'd fought drought, grizzlies, and that guy in Tucson that time. But nobody could fight gentrification. Too bad. Pianola Junction had had a good run. | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
1263 | Drinking Tan and Black,no doubt | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1264 | That’s one f sharp looking horse. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
1265 | What's a 3-legged critter doing here? | 1.2963 | 0.07302 | 54 | 40 | 12 | 2 |
1266 | Yeah? What makes you so grand? | 1.2963 | 0.06807 | 54 | 39 | 14 | 1 |
1267 | Damn cowboy honkytonks never get it right. There | 1.2963 | 0.07302 | 54 | 40 | 12 | 2 |
1268 | Looks like Miss Kitty's upgrading the old upright" | 1.2963 | 0.06272 | 54 | 38 | 16 | 0 |
1269 | Time to settle the score. | 1.2963 | 0.07766 | 54 | 41 | 10 | 3 |
1270 | Typical. He always arrives on a false note when I fall a half step behind. | 1.2963 | 0.07766 | 54 | 41 | 10 | 3 |
1271 | Ivory keys? You've gotta be kidding me. | 1.2963 | 0.07302 | 54 | 40 | 12 | 2 |
1272 | Well Rusty, I said I was gonna stop in here for a little tinkle. | 1.2963 | 0.06807 | 54 | 39 | 14 | 1 |
1273 | I reckon it's time to get tuned up. | 1.2963 | 0.06807 | 54 | 39 | 14 | 1 |
1274 | Where's my stool? | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1275 | Well, looks like we found that "I shot the sheriff" singin' bastard. | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
1276 | Make it one more for my baby grand and one more for the road. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
1277 | I thought he was joshing when he said the music moved him. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1278 | Fucking Absurdists. | 1.2951 | 0.07873 | 61 | 48 | 8 | 5 |
1279 | I thought I shot Liberace Valance. | 1.2951 | 0.08213 | 61 | 49 | 6 | 6 |
1280 | Look Trigger! A piano bar. | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1281 | And here, I thought this place WAS a piano bar. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1282 | That's my dang spot - I don't care of it only has three legs. | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
1283 | Pathetique! | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1284 | Looks like them symphony boys are back again. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
1285 | Ivory Pete! | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1286 | Looks like Stein went thataway. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1287 | Get one bad review and you have to play outside. | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1288 | Careful girl, he's a player. | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
1289 | I thought this was reserved for four legs? | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
1290 | I thought Liberace was dead. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 51 | 36 | 15 | 0 |
1291 | All quiet on the Reo grand! | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1292 | Looks like the Chopin Kid has hit town. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 51 | 36 | 15 | 0 |
1293 | Keep trotting, Buttercup. I'm not ready to lose another wallet to the fastest fingers in the West | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1294 | Looks like the Aaron Copland boys are back in town. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
1295 | Troubles a brewing... Karaoke can’t be far behind. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1296 | Yup, a sure sign of Billy "the kid" Joel and his gang. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1297 | Didion, get out here! | 1.2931 | 0.06511 | 58 | 42 | 15 | 1 |
1298 | You played it for her, now play it for me!" | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
1299 | Great set o' teeth! | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1300 | He always was one to make a grand entrance. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1301 | You ever see a saddle like that, Bucky? | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1302 | This may not end well. Dueling outlaws meet dueling pianos! | 1.2931 | 0.06511 | 58 | 42 | 15 | 1 |
1303 | Dang it, this town ain't big enough for two concert pianists. | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1304 | Looks like we are in for some treble. | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1305 | So this is where Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy are holed up !? | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1306 | Head on home now, you're just a baby. | 1.2931 | 0.06029 | 58 | 41 | 17 | 0 |
1307 | The pianist is horsing around in the Saloon! | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1308 | I figured the music would take him here. | 1.2931 | 0.06961 | 58 | 43 | 13 | 2 |
1309 | Wanna try a duet? | 1.2931 | 0.07781 | 58 | 45 | 9 | 4 |
1310 | Ain't that just grand. No parking spots! | 1.2931 | 0.07382 | 58 | 44 | 11 | 3 |
1311 | Ole Paint, I sense treble. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1312 | Better call the sheriff. Looks like there may be treble. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1313 | Poor cowboy. Somebody stole his saddle. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1314 | That's when Hank realized that he had stumbled upon the infamous Utah jazz. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1315 | Wonder how they saddle that thing. | 1.2923 | 0.06093 | 65 | 47 | 17 | 1 |
1316 | Two drink minimum and I'm outta Dodge. | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1317 | Guitars only. It’s folk song night. | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
1318 | Looks like Beethoven's in there again working on his Fifth! | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1319 | I guess this ain't no one-chord town. | 1.2923 | 0.06093 | 65 | 47 | 17 | 1 |
1320 | Must be 9 o'clock on a Saturday. | 1.2917 | 0.07251 | 72 | 57 | 9 | 6 |
1321 | Well,dang. Now it’s a piano bar? | 1.2917 | 0.07854 | 48 | 36 | 10 | 2 |
1322 | Did someone call for a tune-up? | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1323 | Eighty-eight keys and still can’t open the door. | 1.2909 | 0.07642 | 55 | 42 | 10 | 3 |
1324 | I see Morricone is at it again. | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1325 | Next thing you know, they'll be letting in women | 1.2909 | 0.08071 | 55 | 43 | 8 | 4 |
1326 | So that’s how he’s gonna play it. | 1.2909 | 0.06703 | 55 | 40 | 14 | 1 |
1327 | So, he finally sold that double bass | 1.2909 | 0.07642 | 55 | 42 | 10 | 3 |
1328 | Look out for trouble. Them symphony boys are back in town. | 1.2909 | 0.06703 | 55 | 40 | 14 | 1 |
1329 | This isn’t the kind of town where you can leave your keys lying around | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1330 | Well ol' hoss, I reckon it's time to face the music | 1.2909 | 0.07642 | 55 | 42 | 10 | 3 |
1331 | How did they get here first on three legs? | 1.2909 | 0.07642 | 55 | 42 | 10 | 3 |
1332 | Times must be tough at Julliard. | 1.2909 | 0.07642 | 55 | 42 | 10 | 3 |
1333 | This better not be a musical. | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1334 | Oh no. Joel the Kid is in town." | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1335 | Let me guess, stallion, you’re hoping for Unchained Melody? | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1336 | Well I finally found him, Billy must be in there making love to his tonic and gin. | 1.2909 | 0.08071 | 55 | 43 | 8 | 4 |
1337 | Well Nellie, it appears someone parked his keyster in our spot! | 1.2909 | 0.07188 | 55 | 41 | 12 | 2 |
1338 | Well, nice teeth certainly, and glossy, but who would want it with only three legs? | 1.2909 | 0.06703 | 55 | 40 | 14 | 1 |
1339 | It's good to be back in Key West. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1340 | Look's like Buffalo Bill Coda is back in town. | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
1341 | That ride musta hurt | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1342 | NOW THAT'S A NEW ONE FOR ME, A RIO GRAND | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1343 | The piyannie bar said it’s für you, Elisie. | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1344 | Dad gummit, Liberace, we don't like your kind 'round here! | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
1345 | Dang it, that’s my spot. | 1.2903 | 0.07760 | 62 | 49 | 8 | 5 |
1346 | Welp, there’s a cowboy that ain’t just whistling Dixie. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1347 | So that's where my keys are. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1348 | If the piano’s out here, someone must be horse-playing in there… | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1349 | He just left town heading west on his stool. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1350 | I thought I told that varmint Chopin to get outta town | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1351 | Well, if it ain’t the old black and white I lost playing poker back in Abilene. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
1352 | Well, old paint, I think we just found our piano rustlers. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1353 | But where does the saddle go? | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
1354 | I couldn't have been more clear; I told them to tie one around the leg of the piano and the other around the leg of the bench | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
1355 | Its more than a one horse town!! | 1.2903 | 0.06250 | 62 | 45 | 16 | 1 |
1356 | So we meet again, Liberace. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1357 | The new models are always so flashy. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1358 | So this is what they meant by a Grand entrance! | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1359 | Someone call the sheriff. Rachmaninoff is back in town. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1360 | Such as shame to see a baby hitched like that. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1361 | OK, I see, you come to a gunfight with a piano. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1362 | So I did forget my keys here last night. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1363 | Something's out of tune here. | 1.2885 | 0.06913 | 52 | 38 | 13 | 1 |
1364 | Looks like Van Cliburn’s back in town. | 1.2885 | 0.07929 | 52 | 40 | 9 | 3 |
1365 | That's going to get dusty without a cover. | 1.2885 | 0.07438 | 52 | 39 | 11 | 2 |
1366 | Looks like both Billy Joel and Billy the Kid are already here. | 1.2885 | 0.07929 | 52 | 40 | 9 | 3 |
1367 | Let's hurry and arrest him before the rest of his band shows up. | 1.2885 | 0.07438 | 52 | 39 | 11 | 2 |
1368 | I must be at a piano bar. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1369 | A piano? What's next, Lily Von Shtupp??? | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1370 | Art Chester Chester and Billy Joel went in to see Miss Kittay. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
1371 | What do you expect when Chopin walks into a bar. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1372 | Looks like the Lone Ranger is in town, along with his faithful sidekick, Tchaikovsky. | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
1373 | Obviously doesn’t know how to get to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1374 | Dang it Pickly Pete, Ma ain't gonna let me skip practice no how. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1375 | Wyatt reckoned the Steinway brand wasn't from around these parts. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1376 | Wow -- I didn't know Liberace was back in town! | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1377 | Now what kind of cowpoke would name their horse Steinway? | 1.2881 | 0.06419 | 59 | 43 | 15 | 1 |
1378 | Liberace! | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
1379 | Looks like someone left their keys outside. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1380 | Well if it ain't the Reno Gang and that one member's nephew who got into Julliard. | 1.2881 | 0.07273 | 59 | 45 | 11 | 3 |
1381 | Who forgot their keys? | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1382 | Another prop guy bites the dust. | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
1383 | I guess we all rode in here on something. | 1.2881 | 0.06419 | 59 | 43 | 15 | 1 |
1384 | ‘A piano bar—it’s their forte. | 1.2881 | 0.07664 | 59 | 46 | 9 | 4 |
1385 | Looks like the Steinway boys are back in town. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1386 | He'll be riding out on one hell of a song, I know that much. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1387 | Rachmanikoff is back in town. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1388 | Seeing the old black & white tied up to the hitching post, the cowboy knew that he would once again face off with his old nemesis, Sergey "Rocky" Rachmaninov | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1389 | I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah. | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
1390 | Gonna be treble. | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
1391 | What a minor inconvenience. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 56 | 40 | 16 | 0 |
1392 | I'm going to shoot the piano player if he plays Crocodile Rock one more time. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1393 | Well, Thunder, looks like it’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
1394 | Bösendorfer! That varmint knows full well this is a Steinway town. | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
1395 | Looks like the Wolf Gang is in town. | 1.2857 | 0.06569 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
1396 | I know you're in there, Rocky Raccoon! | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
1397 | Well, they do always say that music can take you places. | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
1398 | It looks like we're in for some horse play! | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 56 | 40 | 16 | 0 |
1399 | I guess the Sunday parking rules are in effect. | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
1400 | Better keep our distance, Daisy. She looks mighty keyed up. | 1.2857 | 0.07522 | 56 | 43 | 10 | 3 |
1401 | Well if Billy Joel ain’t in town tonight. | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
1402 | This piano bar idea needs a little tweaking. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1403 | I"m so sick of those ballet lessons. Maybe I'll give this a try. | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
1404 | So that's why they call this The Grand Saloon. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1405 | Look who just rolled into town | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1406 | This parking spot’s not big enough for the both of us. | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
1407 | Looks like it's the end of the trail for Hopalong Steinway. | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
1408 | Huh, a bare back piano, how odd. | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
1409 | That oughta stop the porch pirates. | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
1410 | Looks like Steinway boys are back in town. | 1.2857 | 0.07942 | 56 | 44 | 8 | 4 |
1411 | The piano player did know it was a one-horse town. | 1.2857 | 0.06603 | 56 | 41 | 14 | 1 |
1412 | It looks like Copeland is back in town. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
1413 | How far could it get with just three legs anyway. | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
1414 | Well, Steinway - looks like the Discord Kid’s back in town. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
1415 | A musician’s life before the invention of electronic keyboards. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1416 | Dangnabbit, the Bechstein Gang's back. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
1417 | Hmm,leg cobbled,must be Honky Tonk | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
1418 | The piano man’s warming up. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1419 | You've had enough, I'm taking away your keys | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1420 | This town ain't grand enough for both of us. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1421 | The Cowboy's Lament" gonna be up next | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
1422 | I’d have it moved, but then you gotta re-tune the dang thing. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1423 | They said he was grand but not upright enough. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1424 | Remind me, is it a minor key when making a dramatic entry? | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
1425 | Which is faster? Learning to play on the piano or the horse? | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
1426 | Which of the objects in this picture does not belong? | 1.2833 | 0.07916 | 60 | 48 | 7 | 5 |
1427 | Your piano rustling days are over Liberace,now unholster your candelabras and step outside - and please stop it with that infectious smile. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1428 | I’ve heard of these piano bars. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1429 | You can lead a piano to liquor, but you can't make it drink. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1430 | That spot’s reserved for a pinto. | 1.2833 | 0.07167 | 60 | 46 | 11 | 3 |
1431 | So, who striding the Stineway? | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
1432 | Well, ain't that lucky? We're here on Billy Joel night. | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
1433 | Is someone in there don't know the low Chopsticks part, there's gonna be trouble. | 1.2830 | 0.07317 | 53 | 40 | 11 | 2 |
1434 | That piano hasn't been tacked yet. | 1.2830 | 0.06803 | 53 | 39 | 13 | 1 |
1435 | Why that looks like Old Man Peyton's stolen piano! I'd recognize that damper pedal anywhere! | 1.2830 | 0.06803 | 53 | 39 | 13 | 1 |
1436 | I hate it when they take up two spaces. | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
1437 | When the piano teacher said he had gotten a little hoarse... he wasn't kidding. | 1.2830 | 0.06803 | 53 | 39 | 13 | 1 |
1438 | It is scary what they did to Jim in Juilliard. | 1.2830 | 0.07797 | 53 | 41 | 9 | 3 |
1439 | Guess this is a one piano town. | 1.2830 | 0.06247 | 53 | 38 | 15 | 0 |
1440 | By the time of his American visit, Franz Lizst’s day drinking had become problematic. | 1.2830 | 0.08249 | 53 | 42 | 7 | 4 |
1441 | The lead from "Paint Your Wagon" must be here. | 1.2830 | 0.07317 | 53 | 40 | 11 | 2 |
1442 | Gentrification’s takin’ over the town. | 1.2830 | 0.06803 | 53 | 39 | 13 | 1 |
1443 | Looks like they forgot to tip the piano mover... | 1.2830 | 0.06803 | 53 | 39 | 13 | 1 |
1444 | Guess the piano player don’t want to get shot. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1445 | I ain’t seen a palomino like that before. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1446 | Every damn day they’re dueling. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
1447 | Looks like this guy is actually at home on the range. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1448 | Well this starts to explain the horse in my bathtub. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1449 | Looks like you found a home on the range | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
1450 | What's a fine-lookin' percussion instrument like you doin' in a place like this? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1451 | I recognize that tune. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1452 | This town's not big enough for two piano teachers. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1453 | He just came in from the O.K. Chorale | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1454 | I vant to be alone! | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1455 | Is that idiot in there playin' his horse again? | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1456 | Well darn,looks like she’s got A flat. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1457 | Dang. I forgot to bring in a stool sample. | 1.2807 | 0.06005 | 57 | 41 | 16 | 0 |
1458 | If we don’t destroy it, there will be a philharmonic here by morning. | 1.2807 | 0.06005 | 57 | 41 | 16 | 0 |
1459 | The unmistakable calling card of the Lone Lounge Singer. | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1460 | Hmm, I thought we told Jane Campion she wasn't welcome in these parts anymore. | 1.2807 | 0.06005 | 57 | 41 | 16 | 0 |
1461 | It's the logo for the Giddy App. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1462 | Hey, that's my parking place! | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
1463 | I wonder if it’s Manilow or Joel playing tonight? | 1.2807 | 0.06005 | 57 | 41 | 16 | 0 |
1464 | How cowboy karaoke got its start. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1465 | There goes the country in western. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1466 | It looks like Shorty traded the upright in. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1467 | Dang, Old Paint. That piano player parked in the handicapped spot again. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1468 | Don't worry girl, you'll never be replaced. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1469 | Legend has it he rode in on a Steinway. | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1470 | Good, we got here just in time to arrest Horowitz the Kid. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1471 | There's a new sheriff in town playing a new tune. | 1.2807 | 0.07818 | 57 | 45 | 8 | 4 |
1472 | Wow, this block is getting gentrified real quick. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1473 | Looks like Billy Joel’s in town. | 1.2807 | 0.06970 | 57 | 43 | 12 | 2 |
1474 | My stars, what I wouldn’t give to ride a fine black beauty like her! | 1.2807 | 0.07406 | 57 | 44 | 10 | 3 |
1475 | Well, looky here Daisy, another Ludwig von Idiot bringing in a grand when this is clearly an upright piano town. | 1.2807 | 0.06505 | 57 | 42 | 14 | 1 |
1476 | Whose the brave soul that rides their piano bareback? | 1.2794 | 0.05482 | 68 | 49 | 19 | 0 |
1477 | Always time for another nocturne, I guess. | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
1478 | Humph ! Piano man taking up two spaces again? | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
1479 | You in there, I'm the Singing Cowboy who runs this town calling you out. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1480 | Hey, they don't serve C-minors here ! | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1481 | We're in luck! Liberace has rolled into town. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1482 | That's not a horse at all. | 1.2787 | 0.07441 | 61 | 48 | 9 | 4 |
1483 | Ain't this a minor inconvenience? | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1484 | It’s about time we had some culture in this town | 1.2787 | 0.07799 | 61 | 49 | 7 | 5 |
1485 | Ain't no room in this town for dueling pianos! | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
1486 | We'll have to play this one by ear. | 1.2787 | 0.07064 | 61 | 47 | 11 | 3 |
1487 | See what happens when your too high strung? | 1.2787 | 0.06242 | 61 | 45 | 15 | 1 |
1488 | Dang! Where does the saddle go? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1489 | Well that's strange; it looks like that thing doesn't even play itself | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
1490 | Whoa, that’s not right! Who’s ever heard of a horse with no mane? | 1.2778 | 0.08532 | 54 | 44 | 5 | 5 |
1491 | You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him plink. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1492 | Bach in Town? | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
1493 | Looks like trouble’s coming- the marshal’s all keyed up again. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1494 | Dagnabit, Sam tethering the Grand in the Upright space again. | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
1495 | Mechanical bull out; piano bar in. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
1496 | I should be inside but I’m all keyed up | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1497 | You can lead a horse to a piano bar, but.... | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
1498 | Man, I hate it when someone takes up two spaces. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1499 | Go on now, Thunder -- play us a tune. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
1500 | No, this is the Caption Contest. Head back to Shouts & Murmurs, turn left, and Goings On About Town should be straight ahead. | 1.2778 | 0.08112 | 54 | 43 | 7 | 4 |
1501 | Screw him and the piano he rode in on! | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1502 | I can see Ol' Joe started servin' Sissy Drinks. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1503 | Instead of playing a few bars,the music’s all tied up. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
1504 | I knew it! Steinway's back in town! | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1505 | 'Round these parts, it's my way or the Steinway. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
1506 | Three legs and four hands at the most don’t seem much use to nobody. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1507 | Gosh darn it! Another piano bar conversion. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
1508 | Well the Baldwin boys are back, Rusty. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1509 | I reckon Billy Joel the Kid's in town. | 1.2778 | 0.07669 | 54 | 42 | 9 | 3 |
1510 | I’ll be danged. Looks like that son-of-a-gun Beethoven is back in town. | 1.2778 | 0.06696 | 54 | 40 | 13 | 1 |
1511 | You, of all instruments, should know better. You can’t get in without a mask. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 41 | 11 | 2 |
1512 | Well I'll be .. the music man's in town. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
1513 | All right, I'm coming out to face the music. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1514 | Dang it! Looks like the bench thief is back in town! | 1.2759 | 0.05920 | 58 | 42 | 16 | 0 |
1515 | I thought Miss Kitty was expecting a grandbaby. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
1516 | This town isn't big enough for a piano bar. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1517 | They weren’t kidding last night when they told bob that was his last song. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
1518 | Better notify the sheriff. Looks like dueling pianos at sunset. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1519 | I see Fingers Malone got here! | 1.2759 | 0.07697 | 58 | 46 | 8 | 4 |
1520 | Tonight's entertainment at the Saloon should be grand. | 1.2759 | 0.06411 | 58 | 43 | 14 | 1 |
1521 | Sorry if you're waiting for the upright, he never comes outside. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
1522 | Is that your emotional support piano? | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1523 | Dang! Looks like Bill won the grand. | 1.2759 | 0.05920 | 58 | 42 | 16 | 0 |
1524 | I hear he’s a player. | 1.2759 | 0.05920 | 58 | 42 | 16 | 0 |
1525 | So,Bach is back for a bock. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
1526 | Last week it was a tuba. Tough to get a good parking spot in this town. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
1527 | He must be looking for the salon. | 1.2759 | 0.07293 | 58 | 45 | 10 | 3 |
1528 | Whoa!! Ludwig’s on his ninth and he can’t hear you, Baby! | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
1529 | That infamous day Liberace came into town. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
1530 | Some how I never manage to park here… | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
1531 | Oh no! They booked Liberace again. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
1532 | Guess there's a new musician in town. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1533 | You were right Liberace was a cowboy after all! | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1534 | I’m afraid this place isn’t upright. | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1535 | Someone’s looking for treble. | 1.2745 | 0.07960 | 51 | 40 | 8 | 3 |
1536 | Well, you're never gonna learn yer scales standin' over there, Rosie. | 1.2745 | 0.08891 | 51 | 42 | 4 | 5 |
1537 | A piano rolled into town one day, and tied up at the tavern. The pianist went in to settle a score. | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1538 | What in tarnation?! What crazy old coot done tied up their horse to the grand piano hitching rail? | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1539 | Doesn't he know that's an UPRIGHT piano spot? The nerve. | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1540 | Damn gentrification. There goes the neighborhood. | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1541 | That was a grand entry. | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1542 | Awkward | 1.2745 | 0.08891 | 51 | 42 | 4 | 5 |
1543 | Oh crap, they have migrated here too! Let winter sort them out Hottish, then we'll sort the rest in the spring. | 1.2745 | 0.06311 | 51 | 37 | 14 | 0 |
1544 | As the sheriff mumbled to himself,"Liberace..." , He knew trouble was coming . | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1545 | We’ll that’s a hell of a note! | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1546 | That's one way to avoid losing your keys. | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1547 | No horse playing the piano | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1548 | You played it for that other horse over there, you can play it for me. Play it again Sam. | 1.2745 | 0.07960 | 51 | 40 | 8 | 3 |
1549 | What's a piano like you doing in a place like this? | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1550 | I C Major problems if you Don’t move… | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1551 | Guess I'll have to take my lounge act somewhere else. | 1.2745 | 0.07960 | 51 | 40 | 8 | 3 |
1552 | This piano bar doesn't take your kind. | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1553 | Maybe you're too highly strung. | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1554 | Oh great, the last thing this town needs is another F-Sharp Shooter. | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1555 | They did say it was a piano bar. | 1.2745 | 0.06311 | 51 | 37 | 14 | 0 |
1556 | Where are the keys to this thing?!!! | 1.2745 | 0.06311 | 51 | 37 | 14 | 0 |
1557 | It doesn't pay much, but somebody has to dramatically stop playing when the protagonist walks in. | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1558 | And that’s how the Elton John Wayne Saloon came to be… | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1559 | Well Pianoman, there ain't enough room in this town for the both of us. | 1.2745 | 0.06905 | 51 | 38 | 12 | 1 |
1560 | Yee doggies, Count Basie's in town again? | 1.2745 | 0.07451 | 51 | 39 | 10 | 2 |
1561 | Looks like somebody needs to be taught a lesson. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1562 | You’d best just Mozart on outta town now, Big Fella. | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
1563 | This looks like a classy place to get a mug and a plate of beans | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1564 | He rode in on a Yamaha, rides out on a Bösendorfer. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1565 | The owner of this is no upright guy. | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1566 | I finally found a piano bar I like! | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1567 | “Clair de Saloon” | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1568 | This here's the prelude to somethin' big. | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1569 | Few Townspeople knew that the Saloon was a gay bar | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1570 | He does this in the middle of every solo. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1571 | I thought I ordered a stagecoach, not a stagehand | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1572 | That won't play in this town. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1573 | This neighborhood is changing, and I don't like it. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1574 | When crossbreeding goes terribly wrong unless you're into listening to classical music on the range. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1575 | Well played, Tex. Well played. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1576 | Not only that, but the other guy is riding backward and without stirrups. | 1.2727 | 0.07979 | 55 | 44 | 7 | 4 |
1577 | At least he didn't back in. | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1578 | Looks like Slim dropped his keys outside again... | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1579 | The sheriff had finally tracked down Liberace the Kid. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1580 | I am sensing that the people inside aren't going to be so upright. | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1581 | I shot the piano player! | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1582 | What you lookin' at cowboy? You never seen Beethoven get a drink? | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1583 | I get three-legged pianos. But I don't get three-legged horses. | 1.2727 | 0.07648 | 66 | 54 | 6 | 6 |
1584 | This isn't the kind of dueling I had in mind. | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1585 | It was always a real ragtime performance to get Jim to leave the saloon. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1586 | Guess they don't serve minors. | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1587 | Damn urban elites! | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1588 | Must be Liberace the Kid | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1589 | I ordered a piana not a piano! | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1590 | Dang it! another night of Standards... | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1591 | Looks like Liberace Valance took our parking spot,again. | 1.2727 | 0.08391 | 55 | 45 | 5 | 5 |
1592 | I hate when these sport utility pianos take up two spaces. | 1.2727 | 0.07085 | 55 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
1593 | The outlaw is Bach. | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1594 | Oh Good! It's Chopsticks and eggroll night. | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
1595 | So much for unchained melody! | 1.2727 | 0.07545 | 55 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
1596 | I wonder where will this „no music inside saloons” policy lead to. What’s next - no smoking ? | 1.2727 | 0.06061 | 55 | 40 | 15 | 0 |
1597 | Well, it looks like I'm the designated pianist. | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1598 | It's that dad-gum fancy-pants East coast piano player takin' up half the hitchin' post! | 1.2727 | 0.06593 | 55 | 41 | 13 | 1 |
1599 | Guess I'll stop to take a tinkle. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1600 | He must have rode in at high C | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1601 | Damn, those guys from Washington Square Park beat me here again! | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
1602 | I wish we had never started calling Billy Joel Piano Man. | 1.2712 | 0.07956 | 59 | 48 | 6 | 5 |
1603 | Where is she? | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
1604 | I long for the days when men were men, women were women, and I didn’t get pushed off the guest list by John Legend. | 1.2712 | 0.07184 | 59 | 46 | 10 | 3 |
1605 | I thought he said he had a Pinto. | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
1606 | Who's making a grand stand at the Saloon? | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
1607 | Time to shoot the damn piano player. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
1608 | No duets. It's not big enough for both of us. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
1609 | Elton John drinks his way across Texas. | 1.2712 | 0.07956 | 59 | 48 | 6 | 5 |
1610 | Oh no, they tied up the keynote speaker | 1.2712 | 0.07580 | 59 | 47 | 8 | 4 |
1611 | Dagnabit,that scoundrel knows this is the woodwinds section! | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
1612 | Just when you thought we'd run Jerry Lee Lewis out of town... | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
1613 | Three legs? Must be a handicap space. | 1.2712 | 0.06765 | 59 | 45 | 12 | 2 |
1614 | Must be a new player in town! | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
1615 | Damn, and I thought I got here early | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
1616 | Darn it, Gaga beat me here. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
1617 | Hide the women and children. The Steinway Kid's in town. | 1.2708 | 0.07133 | 48 | 36 | 11 | 1 |
1618 | They said it was a one horse town so I had better move on. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1619 | Damn, Harley! Next thing y’ know, it’ll be dressage hosses! | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1620 | Those damn traveling musicians have takin my hitching place again. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1621 | So much for my grand entrance. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1622 | You think you’re too grand for this bar? | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1623 | Well, partner, looks like Billy Joel has rolled in. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
1624 | Whoa. I told 'em to tie that up out back! | 1.2698 | 0.05637 | 63 | 46 | 17 | 0 |
1625 | What seems to be the treble, Clef?" "No treble, it's all about the space. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1626 | Uh oh—Billy Joel the Kid. | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1627 | Looks like they waltzed across Texas again.... | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1628 | Subtle, but for the hundredth time we can't afford piano lessons! | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1629 | Must be from the Rio Grand. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1630 | He said not to worry but I don’t like the sound of this. | 1.2692 | 0.07823 | 52 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
1631 | Looks like its open mike night. | 1.2692 | 0.06211 | 52 | 38 | 14 | 0 |
1632 | I see Liberace is back in town | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1633 | Hey, ain’t that Jake’s brand? That bushwhackin’ pano rustler’s gotta be in this here saloon. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1634 | Don't shoot me! I'm only the piano. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1635 | Is Beethoven here again? | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1636 | Ah reckon it's time fer a talk with the piana player about our parkin' spot, Trigger. | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1637 | Well, boy, we found the lounge singer, but I still can't figure out why he has a bounty on his head. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1638 | Well, Old Paint, it's a sign the fight's about to begin so we'll just move along. | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1639 | Not another piano bar, guess it's back to the herd. | 1.2692 | 0.08734 | 52 | 43 | 4 | 5 |
1640 | Not another singing cowboy! | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1641 | Well now ain't that just grand! | 1.2692 | 0.07823 | 52 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
1642 | Well now Boogie Woogie's back, I bet he's already 8 to the bar. | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1643 | Come out and fight me like a man, Elton John! | 1.2692 | 0.06211 | 52 | 38 | 14 | 0 |
1644 | Looks like there's gonna be a duel. | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1645 | Looks like you're getting pretty keyed up out here. | 1.2692 | 0.06211 | 52 | 38 | 14 | 0 |
1646 | Typical! Them damn Yankee liberals taking up two spaces. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1647 | What fool went and tied their horse to a piano rail? | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1648 | I gota meet the cowpoke that rode that thing in. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1649 | Dadgummit, took my spot again - ain't that just grand! | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1650 | Look who crescendoed into town. | 1.2692 | 0.07325 | 52 | 40 | 10 | 2 |
1651 | Liberace's in town, better warn the Sheriff. | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1652 | If you can ride it away it's yours! | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1653 | Dang, I guess we won't be singin' "play us a song Mr. Piano man, play us a song tonight..." | 1.2692 | 0.06791 | 52 | 39 | 12 | 1 |
1654 | I told him not to come back to this tune. | 1.2692 | 0.06211 | 52 | 38 | 14 | 0 |
1655 | …and then the bartender says, “Why the long decrescendo? | 1.2692 | 0.06211 | 52 | 38 | 14 | 0 |
1656 | I hear there’s a new player in town. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1657 | I the old days, pianists had to get their drinks to-go. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1658 | Dang, it's a baby grand pinto! | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
1659 | Whoa, yet another sign of encroaching gentrification. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1660 | God dam, Yehudi Menuhin must be back on the beer. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1661 | This must be the piano bar. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1662 | Well, I'll be! A Steinway man in Bösendorfer country. | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
1663 | The origin of the piano bar. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1664 | He likes to play a few bars first. | 1.2679 | 0.05971 | 56 | 41 | 15 | 0 |
1665 | You can lead it to Carnegie Hall, but you can't make it plink. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1666 | Who has the keys to this? | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1667 | If this ain't the 'dangest one piano town I've ever seen. | 1.2679 | 0.05971 | 56 | 41 | 15 | 0 |
1668 | Why tie it up? It ain't going nowhere | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
1669 | Looks like Billy (Joel) the Kid is in town again. | 1.2679 | 0.05971 | 56 | 41 | 15 | 0 |
1670 | Art Tatum or Fats Waller must have been here. | 1.2679 | 0.05971 | 56 | 41 | 15 | 0 |
1671 | Uh-oh. Looks like the Steinway Gang's back in town. | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
1672 | I think it all started with A Minor. | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
1673 | I asked for directions to a piano bar,not a piano and a bar. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1674 | Parking was so much easier before that danged conservatory started up. | 1.2679 | 0.07850 | 56 | 45 | 7 | 4 |
1675 | I don't know what's got me so doggone mad the most--Steinway's parking in the handicapped horse zone or his infernal blabbering about German craftsmanship? | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
1676 | Not good. Looks like that Chopin Gang is back in town. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1677 | If I play this right,that rascal will come out singing. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1678 | That pianer must be pretty high-spirited, ifin' they gots to double hitch that 'un. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1679 | Last week the dish ran away with the spoon, so they’re not taking any chances. | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
1680 | Only three legs , but where’s his handicap sticker?! | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
1681 | Ain’t that grand. Taking up two hitching spots | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
1682 | Parked just because it has big teeth and legs? | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
1683 | I reckon Beethoven The Kid is back in town. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1684 | I reckon he took his bench in there to cause some dis-chord. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1685 | Tell the Sheriff that Billy’s been drunk driving again. Yeah, I’m talking about Billy Joel. Should’ve said that already I guess. Either way, he’s a genuine danger who should’ve lost his license years ago. Great songwriter though. For the most part. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
1686 | I don’t care if it’s Billy the Kid or Billy Joel, you park within the lines. | 1.2667 | 0.07466 | 60 | 48 | 8 | 4 |
1687 | Hey, that's the Steinway brand! This thing's been rustled!" | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
1688 | Looks like Wayne left his keys here again last night. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1689 | Interesting!…it must be one of those roaring monsters that scare our farm animals. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1690 | You need a faster horse when a piano beats you to the last available parking space. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1691 | Do you fancy piano practice? Yay or neigh? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
1692 | Steady Horowitz, Johnny One-Note must be back in town. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
1693 | Git along, lil’ bougie! | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1694 | I hate when this happens... | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1695 | Looks like we’ve got another Peter Gunnslinger. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
1696 | Looks like the Karaoke Kid is in town, Trigger. | 1.2656 | 0.05564 | 64 | 47 | 17 | 0 |
1697 | Some nerve; someone took up two parking spaces! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
1698 | I thought this was a honky-tonk bar. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
1699 | Damn. Another Jane Campion movie I don’t understand. | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1700 | That there's a misuse of our designated three-legged parkin' zone. | 1.2653 | 0.08131 | 49 | 39 | 7 | 3 |
1701 | Must be a stranger, I don't recognize that brand. | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1702 | ...and the velvet damask bench you rode in on, Franz! | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1703 | So it’s not a one horse town. | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1704 | Dang. It looks like neither of you can carry a tune. | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1705 | Dang! I thought I told him that grands take up too much space! | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1706 | It's not enough to be just a show pony anymore. | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1707 | Trust in God but tie up your piano. | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1708 | Looks like Billy “The Kid” Joel is in town. | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1709 | Who needs key's these days. | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1710 | You've been an ill-tempered clavier again?. | 1.2653 | 0.08131 | 49 | 39 | 7 | 3 |
1711 | I wonder what he feeds it... | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1712 | Looks like Miss Kitty's got herself another hangover. | 1.2653 | 0.08131 | 49 | 39 | 7 | 3 |
1713 | BENE. ALLEGRO CON PIANISSIMO | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1714 | Your player better be handicapped. | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1715 | I see Steinway’s here again. | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1716 | I can’t even carry a tune. | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1717 | There's that three legged piana. They don't allow them in the Saloon just them four footed uprights. "Fingers" Willy is in town. Best be ready to doasiado. | 1.2653 | 0.07590 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 2 |
1718 | When I saw Ol' Steinway tied up outside, I knew there was going to be treble. | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1719 | Where Doc goes, treble follows. | 1.2653 | 0.06372 | 49 | 36 | 13 | 0 |
1720 | I reckon "Camptown Races" won't be the song what gits interrupted when I walk in... | 1.2653 | 0.06372 | 49 | 36 | 13 | 0 |
1721 | Hmmm. A grand piano. This means big treble. | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1722 | Him there is the best darn shot in the OK Chorale | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1723 | Well, well – looks like that ol' sidewinder Liberace's back in town. | 1.2653 | 0.07008 | 49 | 37 | 11 | 1 |
1724 | It’s a Steinway. You’re a horse. We’re screwed. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1725 | It may be Steinway, but it ain't my way. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
1726 | Wonder if this cowboy knows Harpsicord is in town? | 1.2642 | 0.06114 | 53 | 39 | 14 | 0 |
1727 | Things start gentrifying and it gets dang hard to find parking. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1728 | Jeb pondered a clean get away with that piano tied to his ass. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1729 | I didn’t know Billy Joel was in town. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1730 | Looks like we're in for an OK Chorale. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1731 | Does it serenade us too? | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1732 | [Sniff]. City people. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1733 | my spurs only jingle jangle | 1.2642 | 0.06114 | 53 | 39 | 14 | 0 |
1734 | Well I'll be -- another Baldwin on the set already? | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1735 | Hmmph! I can take a hint. | 1.2642 | 0.06114 | 53 | 39 | 14 | 0 |
1736 | Looks like someone got played. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1737 | It's the Ivory Kid. Let's see how he plays his hand. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1738 | ...and the baby grand you rode in on! | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1739 | Hey Slim! Don't forge the last time the stool went on a bender. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1740 | A good opportunity for horse play | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1741 | The rhinestone cowboys are ruining this town | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1742 | Dang, I wanted just a bar, not a piano bar. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1743 | Looks like it's a-cappella tonight. | 1.2642 | 0.08149 | 53 | 43 | 6 | 4 |
1744 | I'm supposed to be duelin' Billy the Kid, not Billy Joel. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1745 | So which pronoun do you prefer? | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1746 | Once COVID is finally over, I reckon we can move this back inside. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1747 | Well, if they could find a decent player, maybe it would stop trying to run away. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1748 | So you think you’re entitled? | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1749 | Whoa, it's a piano bar! | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1750 | Looks like they left keys in it. | 1.2642 | 0.06114 | 53 | 39 | 14 | 0 |
1751 | We’re supposed to meet at noon for a feud, not a fugue. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1752 | Taking my spot. A classic move. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1753 | The chair must be drunk as hell! | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1754 | Idiot! You don't tie the legs. | 1.2642 | 0.06681 | 53 | 40 | 12 | 1 |
1755 | Elton John likes to pass through town this time of year. | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1756 | Dun-dun-dunnnnnn! | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1757 | I wonder what life would be like if I’d chosen a creative path | 1.2642 | 0.07204 | 53 | 41 | 10 | 2 |
1758 | Looks like someone forgot their keys in the lot. | 1.2642 | 0.07691 | 53 | 42 | 8 | 3 |
1759 | Some fellers just need help makin' overtures to the gals!!! | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1760 | Who brought Elton John to the horse and pony show? | 1.2632 | 0.08121 | 57 | 47 | 5 | 5 |
1761 | I figger someone's gonna shoot the piano player! | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
1762 | I've had enough of this one-note town. | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
1763 | Hey,somm body left his keys. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1764 | Bechstein is back in town! | 1.2632 | 0.06395 | 57 | 43 | 13 | 1 |
1765 | Oh-oh. I see that Liszt is back in town. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1766 | Darn, looks like Gershwin is here again | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1767 | What the—What idiot uses a half knot to hitch their horse? I’d better suck his dick to teach him a lesson. | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1768 | Now I've got you, Billy the Joel. | 1.2632 | 0.07309 | 57 | 45 | 9 | 3 |
1769 | There’s gonna be a hot time . . . In the old town . . . tonight | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1770 | Best tell the posse we found that bank’s stolen grand. | 1.2632 | 0.05884 | 57 | 42 | 15 | 0 |
1771 | The piano's here. So where the heck's Billy? | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1772 | It’s time to call Black Bart out to face the music | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1773 | I said I wanted to take five, not play "Take Five." | 1.2632 | 0.06867 | 57 | 44 | 11 | 2 |
1774 | I trust you not to play a-round with her while I’m inside. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1775 | Looks like that cowboy is a real player! | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1776 | Idiot! I wanted $1,000. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1777 | Something ain’t right about the saddle on that mare. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
1778 | Well, Buck, it looks like someone is in there playing a horse. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
1779 | Well, I'll be darned, Hank now rides a Grand." | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
1780 | I never get a good spot when Liberace's in town. | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1781 | Yep, Horowitz is quick, but I believe he'll find Piano-Man Jake is quicker. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
1782 | Looks like old Horowitz is back in town. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
1783 | Looks like the piano has been drinking again | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1784 | - Oh! mon maître! Si vous avez du cœur, je ferai un piano d'honneur à l'honneur de cette charmante mademoiselle? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
1785 | Piano player got into treble. Just another Wild West night. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
1786 | When did this become a piano bar? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
1787 | ''Where is the seat?" | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
1788 | Looks like we are playing the COVID-19 Blues. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1789 | Signs of the town’s gentrification were everywhere. | 1.2609 | 0.07246 | 46 | 35 | 10 | 1 |
1790 | Not what I expected when I googled piano bar..... | 1.2609 | 0.07246 | 46 | 35 | 10 | 1 |
1791 | Hmm, it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday and Billy Joel is in town. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1792 | I see Billy Joel the Kid is back in town. | 1.2600 | 0.07985 | 50 | 40 | 7 | 3 |
1793 | Don’t worry, Bessie, I wouldn’t trade you for a song. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1794 | Ok this must be a one horse town,I get it,I’ll leave | 1.2600 | 0.08480 | 50 | 41 | 5 | 4 |
1795 | Hold your horsies there neighbor, it ain’t 9 o’ clock on a Saturday yet! | 1.2600 | 0.06266 | 50 | 37 | 13 | 0 |
1796 | Billy Joel better not be in there. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1797 | This is an upright town. We don't take kindly to your grand design. | 1.2600 | 0.06266 | 50 | 37 | 13 | 0 |
1798 | Isn't this grand? | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1799 | It looks like the Grandsons of the Pioneers have arrived early. | 1.2600 | 0.07985 | 50 | 40 | 7 | 3 |
1800 | There ain't room for the two of us here in Montana! | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1801 | I hope Elton didn't fall off the wagon again. | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1802 | Dang Bang it, Dan. That piano done stole our forte! | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1803 | Now where in tarnation did that bench go? | 1.2600 | 0.06266 | 50 | 37 | 13 | 0 |
1804 | I wonder if that nag can play a rag | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1805 | He’s in there alright, laying into “April in Paris” on the upright. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1806 | Dagnabbit, it’s Billy “The Kid” Joel. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1807 | I've always said you can lead a piano to a saloon, but you can't make it play. | 1.2600 | 0.06266 | 50 | 37 | 13 | 0 |
1808 | Would you like to play a few tunes or get frisky with that filly over yonder? | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1809 | I could tell he was only taking lessons because his parents wanted him to. | 1.2600 | 0.06266 | 50 | 37 | 13 | 0 |
1810 | I play allegrissimo so they don't trust me unless I'm tied. | 1.2600 | 0.06266 | 50 | 37 | 13 | 0 |
1811 | When Liberace Valance rode to town... | 1.2600 | 0.07985 | 50 | 40 | 7 | 3 |
1812 | He never leaves home without it. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1813 | What the…..this piano isn’t handicapped. | 1.2600 | 0.07985 | 50 | 40 | 7 | 3 |
1814 | If he would just quit the boozing, he could ride that beauty to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1815 | This must be the piano bar they were talking about! | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1816 | When Ed said he planned to play a few bars he wasn’t kidding! | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1817 | I’m gonna win me a grand at poker tonight! | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1818 | Well yes, I have seen The Power of the Dog. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1819 | It's just like I told him. 'Jake,' I says, 'a saloon needs an upright piano. A baby grand ain't never gonna fit through the door.' | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1820 | I reckon I didn’t misread, “sing-off at the O.K. Corral.” | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1821 | Ah! Beethoven is here for a haircut again! | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1822 | Kidd Jarrett is back. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1823 | Time to get out of this one-piano town. | 1.2600 | 0.07456 | 50 | 39 | 9 | 2 |
1824 | Wouldn’t you know it boy ; the audition is for a horsetune. | 1.2600 | 0.07985 | 50 | 40 | 7 | 3 |
1825 | Talk about gentrification raising the bar! Even the saloon's gone upscale in a grand way. | 1.2600 | 0.06887 | 50 | 38 | 11 | 1 |
1826 | Pedals!? Well, that'll never catch on. | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
1827 | So the Lone Ranger is visiting? | 1.2593 | 0.08012 | 54 | 44 | 6 | 4 |
1828 | I'm tired of these ridiculous grand entrances. | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
1829 | Don't expect any presto cooked oats ! | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1830 | This town's taking gentrification too far | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
1831 | It's nine o'clock on a Saturday ... and the piano man must have some place that he'd rather be. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1832 | He is new at this. But I heard he captivates everbody. | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
1833 | Yep, that's my brand all right. | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
1834 | This space is reserved for baby grands. | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1835 | I’m going to make a note of this! | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
1836 | Damned Comanches can ride anything!" | 1.2593 | 0.08012 | 54 | 44 | 6 | 4 |
1837 | Well, ain’t this just a classical conundrum, eh Feller? | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1838 | I gotta meet the guy who rode in on this. | 1.2593 | 0.07563 | 54 | 43 | 8 | 3 |
1839 | Oh boy, looks like there's a new pianist in town. | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1840 | What'd ya know, piano movers strike up a powerful thirst too… | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1841 | Don't try it, Baldwin | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1842 | I see some Mamma didn't let her baby grow up as a cowboy. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1843 | I'll be damned. He finally tamed that pinto. | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
1844 | I reckon Doc Steinway back in town. | 1.2593 | 0.06574 | 54 | 41 | 12 | 1 |
1845 | Lookin' like Bösendorfer Bill's fixin' to play to the gallery. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1846 | It looks like someone is guilty of grand larceny. | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1847 | Poor guy. Must have lost his key. | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1848 | I reckon a harmonica just ain't good enough for some folks. | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1849 | Well now, looks like the keynote speaker has already arrived! | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1850 | Wow, a clear sign of gentrification. There goes the neighborhood... | 1.2593 | 0.07086 | 54 | 42 | 10 | 2 |
1851 | Looks like the Ragtime Kid's back in town. | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1852 | Just another one of those one piano towns. | 1.2593 | 0.06020 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 0 |
1853 | It looks like Liberace the Kid is back in town. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
1854 | That three-legged hoss sho has big teeth, don'cha think? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1855 | It's easy to blow a grand in this place. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
1856 | I guess that explains all the whinnying I hear inside | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1857 | Fella writes one hit tune 'n thinks he can ride it for the rest of his days. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1858 | Looks like the sharps shooters are rolling through town. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
1859 | Darn it, looks like someone took down the sign that these spots are reserved for peg leg horses. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
1860 | A pianist walks into a bar… | 1.2586 | 0.07993 | 58 | 48 | 5 | 5 |
1861 | "Damn, forgot my partiture!" | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1862 | He left his keys in it! | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1863 | Oh, great! Another western that's going to end with a Gunfight at the O.K. Chorale. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1864 | OK Sam, Are you going to play it again, or are you just going to stand there? | 1.2586 | 0.05800 | 58 | 43 | 15 | 0 |
1865 | The Lone Ranger must be in town. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
1866 | Well that’s just grand! I won’t be played by some three legged treble maker. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
1867 | Duels have become way too performative for my liking. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
1868 | Wow Billy Joel is here! | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
1869 | Well I guess we're in a horse opera, like it or not | 1.2581 | 0.05603 | 62 | 46 | 16 | 0 |
1870 | Dammit. Someone took my space again. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1871 | Just like Shady Jim...brings a Grand to a Honky Tonk saloon! | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1872 | Whoa now. Looks like treble. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
1873 | Cross-breeding has gotten a little out of hand, don't you think? | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1874 | I guess they really did curse the horse he rode in on. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
1875 | Dangit, Silver, looks like one of those bring your own stool establishments." | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
1876 | Seems like a big effort to bring a playlist with you. | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
1877 | Now that's a fine way to park a Steinway. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
1878 | You look like you’ve been played hard and put away wet. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1879 | Sheriff Carson had finally found the outlaws from the OK Chorale. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
1880 | Weird, no stirrups." | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1881 | Billy Joel invents the first piano bar in the American west | 1.2558 | 0.06733 | 43 | 32 | 11 | 0 |
1882 | Don't shoot the piano player," my ass | 1.2553 | 0.07735 | 47 | 37 | 8 | 2 |
1883 | You just play the piano while I go in and have a drink. | 1.2553 | 0.07735 | 47 | 37 | 8 | 2 |
1884 | Looks like the Rhinestone Cowboy’s in town. | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1885 | Damn! I hate karaoke night. | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1886 | Must be trying out a few bars | 1.2553 | 0.07735 | 47 | 37 | 8 | 2 |
1887 | Appears the Liberace Kid plans on staying for more than bump. | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1888 | Poor choice for shapeshifting if i ever saw one | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1889 | PARKING IN E MINOR | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1890 | This cowboy must be a player. | 1.2553 | 0.06429 | 47 | 35 | 12 | 0 |
1891 | So he couldn't bear to hear AS TME GOES BY one more time? | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1892 | Somethin' tells me there's gonna be a whole lotta shakin' goin' on tonight. | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1893 | I’m going in there. I want to see how things play out. | 1.2553 | 0.07735 | 47 | 37 | 8 | 2 |
1894 | His other car is a horse. | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1895 | Well I'll be damned. I ain't seen the Rio Grand since Laredo. | 1.2553 | 0.07735 | 47 | 37 | 8 | 2 |
1896 | I gotta get me one of them horse-pianos | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1897 | Okay, chopsticks. But it has to be pianissimo, you just got new shoes | 1.2553 | 0.08312 | 47 | 38 | 6 | 3 |
1898 | Dueling changed forever when Rex brought along his piano. | 1.2553 | 0.07735 | 47 | 37 | 8 | 2 |
1899 | For parking in my spot, I'll challenge him to a duet at high noon. | 1.2553 | 0.06429 | 47 | 35 | 12 | 0 |
1900 | Someone is gonna get tuned up tonight! | 1.2553 | 0.07112 | 47 | 36 | 10 | 1 |
1901 | Well at least if the cowboy is in there drinking he left his keys outside | 1.2553 | 0.07735 | 47 | 37 | 8 | 2 |
1902 | Hmmm, Steinway. Haven't seen that brand around these parts before. | 1.2553 | 0.06429 | 47 | 35 | 12 | 0 |
1903 | What do you think, Ranger? Do you mind waiting at the piano bar? | 1.2553 | 0.06429 | 47 | 35 | 12 | 0 |
1904 | I'd better find the sheriff. Looks like treble ahead. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1905 | Looks like ‘Doc’ Steinway is in town again. | 1.2549 | 0.06163 | 51 | 38 | 13 | 0 |
1906 | There goes the neighborhood. | 1.2549 | 0.06163 | 51 | 38 | 13 | 0 |
1907 | Twinkletoes McGurk must be here. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1908 | He’d have to check the brand to be sure, but Clint was pretty sure he’d found his stolen Steinway. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1909 | Poor thing only has three legs. | 1.2549 | 0.06163 | 51 | 38 | 13 | 0 |
1910 | I’m not saying it’s definitely my Steinway; I’m just saying it strikes a chord. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1911 | I said, "Pony up", but not on that note. | 1.2549 | 0.06163 | 51 | 38 | 13 | 0 |
1912 | How can I shoot the piano player if I don't know which one he is? | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1913 | A Steinway! Must be one of those high falutin’ city slickers! | 1.2549 | 0.08328 | 51 | 42 | 5 | 4 |
1914 | Looks like I'm gonna have ta teach some folk our town is an upright sorta place. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1915 | Looks like there's going to be a little horseplay around here. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1916 | Makes me wonder what the feller that rides this looks like." | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1917 | You might have perfect pitch, but you don’t have any fingers. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1918 | Whoa, boy. Looks like someone’s fixin’ for an etude. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1919 | There's gonna be treble | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1920 | Guess they’re trying to keep the place low key… | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1921 | I reckon the rider of that thing is REAL bowlegged. | 1.2549 | 0.07843 | 51 | 41 | 7 | 3 |
1922 | Guess they thought them ivories was gonna make a run for it. | 1.2549 | 0.07843 | 51 | 41 | 7 | 3 |
1923 | You won’t escape me this time, Billy the Joel! | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1924 | Uh oh. Kid Allegro's back in town, lookin' for a playdown. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1925 | Must belong to one of them new singing cowboys. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1926 | I don't know, the hooves on this one look a little suspicious... | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1927 | Contrary to popular belief, we're actually NOT all in the mood for a melody | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1928 | Looks gentle enough | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1929 | Looks like Hank's back from his year studying with Nadia Boulanger | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1930 | Billy Joel Again | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1931 | Looks like there’s gonna be trouble in River City again. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1932 | No one can catch my melody! | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1933 | That could not have been an easy trip. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1934 | Oh no! I see the Steinway Kid's in town again | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1935 | Recital at the OK corral | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1936 | Well stranger, I'm here to tell you this tune ain't big enough for the two of us. | 1.2549 | 0.06163 | 51 | 38 | 13 | 0 |
1937 | Billy made a grand entrance. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1938 | Never seen a saddle like that one over there | 1.2549 | 0.07843 | 51 | 41 | 7 | 3 |
1939 | This town ain't big enough for the 89 of us. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1940 | Darn it, The piano player double parked again, And took my space. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1941 | I'm not in the mood for a melody | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1942 | Looks like someone shot the piano player. | 1.2549 | 0.06770 | 51 | 39 | 11 | 1 |
1943 | This doesn't sound right... | 1.2549 | 0.07843 | 51 | 41 | 7 | 3 |
1944 | Two parking spaces? Lucky this is the Wild West, not the Upper West Side. | 1.2549 | 0.07843 | 51 | 41 | 7 | 3 |
1945 | Liberace Valance took our parking space again, Ed. | 1.2549 | 0.07326 | 51 | 40 | 9 | 2 |
1946 | I see my old nemesis Liberace's back in town." | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1947 | So that’s where the name came from. | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
1948 | I should have known. I was told this was a one piano town. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1949 | Holy cow! Somone's stolen the piano bench again! | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1950 | Oh great, he's probably trying to play his horse again | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
1951 | I'm here for the curbside pick-up. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1952 | The piano guy must have arrived. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
1953 | Uh-oh. Let's get outta here before a recital breaks out. | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
1954 | Sam asked to play it again just one too many times. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1955 | I know playing jazz is a handicap,but he is supposed to display a sticker before he parks there. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1956 | There's drinking bars and piano bars, but none of them behoove you. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1957 | You won | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
1958 | The guy who rides that must play a few bars. | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
1959 | If there's a getaway, the piano won't have a leg to stand on. | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
1960 | Bach again | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
1961 | Just keep movin' and avoid treble. | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
1962 | You’re too Classical to play off into the sunset!" | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1963 | Nice legs! | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
1964 | Well, I'll be daggumed. Two-paws Paderewski's here. | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
1965 | I don’t think this was a good trade. | 1.2545 | 0.05928 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 0 |
1966 | Liberace,this town's not big enough for the both of us submit | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
1967 | This sound ain't big enough for the both of us. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
1968 | You can lead a piano to a watering hole-but you can’t make it play | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
1969 | I recon we’ve hit Portland. | 1.2542 | 0.07868 | 59 | 49 | 5 | 5 |
1970 | I thought Tuesday was dueling piano night. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
1971 | Like someone in this town was going to steal that damn thing? | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
1972 | I guess he didn't leave on the piano he rolled in on. | 1.2542 | 0.06208 | 59 | 45 | 13 | 1 |
1973 | Probably have to pour your own whiskey, too. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
1974 | Looks like we got a new player in town. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1975 | Piano Man's back in town. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
1976 | Dang it. Looks like Kid Scherzo is back in town | 1.2540 | 0.05528 | 63 | 47 | 16 | 0 |
1977 | If you were an upright piano you could go in | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
1978 | I guess a saloon cannot be a piano bar. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
1979 | Well it looks like old fifty two keys has come home! | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
1980 | No, Sam. Don't even think about it. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1981 | We got beat here by a cantor. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
1982 | Liberace is back in town. Kincaid won't like this. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1983 | The Liberace Kid must have played into town | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
1984 | Dang it, Mom. No more lessons! | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
1985 | Tell Amadeus I will be back in an hour. | 1.2500 | 0.06118 | 60 | 46 | 13 | 1 |
1986 | That explains all that talk about dueling he heard, huh Silver." | 1.2500 | 0.05839 | 56 | 42 | 14 | 0 |
1987 | This is the last place I'd expect to see Oscar Levant | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
1988 | Oh no, Liberace Vallance is back in town. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
1989 | Easier to get rid of the horse. | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
1990 | Well, I'll be buffaloed! Iffn some hombre is in there playing a horse, I'm gonna eat the devil with his horns on! | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
1991 | I'll be, if it ain't that one-trick pianie of the Lone Arranger. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1992 | Out of tune. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1993 | So the Cassidy brothers are back in town, Hopalong and Singalong. | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
1994 | Clever. But wait till he sees what's parked in HIS spot. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
1995 | Whose grand idea is this? | 1.2500 | 0.08154 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 3 |
1996 | So, the Piano Kid is in town | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
1997 | Great, another piano bar. | 1.2500 | 0.08154 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 3 |
1998 | The Last Leg of the Billy the Kid Joel World Tour | 1.2500 | 0.06299 | 64 | 50 | 12 | 2 |
1999 | Well shoot, ain't that just grand. | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2000 | I know it is the Wild West, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2001 | They call it a harmonious ambience for a reason; surplus of Billy Joel cowboys. | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2002 | Well shucks! I thought this was a piano bar. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2003 | Great,Jack's early again | 1.2500 | 0.05839 | 56 | 42 | 14 | 0 |
2004 | A fine Stienway falls in with a Bad Companions. Hanging around cheap Honkie Tonks. Being played by God know Who. | 1.2500 | 0.08154 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 3 |
2005 | Well, Fiddler, it looks like we'll have a concert instead of a rodeo this year. | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2006 | Oh, man! There's no business like show business! | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2007 | Looks like Durango Brahms is back. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2008 | Boys, I heard rumors the Wrong-Way Gang had made off with a grand… | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2009 | Calm down Old Paint, it's just Black Beauty | 1.2500 | 0.08154 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 3 |
2010 | I’m guessing Jerry Lee rode this Baby pretty hard before he tied her up. | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2011 | He knew it was trouble - Billy Joel The Kid was back in town. | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2012 | It's not a horse of a different color. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2013 | They can’t have gone far, the keys are still in it… | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2014 | Lookie there! A Colt .88! | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2015 | Well,we found Billy Joel | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2016 | Lil Nas X but make it Quentin Tarantino | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2017 | Well, if that ain't the Bösendorfer gang, my name ain't Jebediah Steinway." | 1.2500 | 0.08154 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 3 |
2018 | I’m an ol’ Copland with a real grand. | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
2019 | I was told this wasn't a piano bar | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2020 | Dagnabit Liberace's done takin' my parking space again | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2021 | Well, look who's come to make treble. | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2022 | So this is one of them new piano bars I've been hearin' about. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 52 | 39 | 13 | 0 |
2023 | Looks like Kid Mozart's in town... | 1.2500 | 0.06371 | 56 | 43 | 12 | 1 |
2024 | Looks like Butch Liberace and the Candelabra Kid are in town. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 52 | 39 | 13 | 0 |
2025 | Play it again for me. | 1.2500 | 0.08154 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 3 |
2026 | Well,I eat oats and the grand over there eats notes. | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2027 | So the gossip about Liberace and his Wild West Show were true! | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2028 | Okay,Sugar, you can open your eyes! | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2029 | Well, I’ll be darned. It’s Vladimir Horseowitz. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2030 | Well, Dusty, seems like just another city slicker come to culturally appropriate our honky-tonk. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2031 | Huh! Not sure why someone would leave a pretty girl like you out in the rain... | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
2032 | I knew music could "move" you but not... literally | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 52 | 39 | 13 | 0 |
2033 | I thought it was a horse and pony show -- NOT a horse and piano show! | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2034 | Dang it, there's Bill's horse. This scavenger hunt is off to a lousy start. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2035 | That drunkard left the keys in it, too. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
2036 | I guess music really can transport you. | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
2037 | I'm gonna give that upscale Cowboy a parking ticket. | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2038 | Damn! That horse has great legs. | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2039 | You know, Sugarfoot, with the right caption, this could be a New Yorker cartoon... | 1.2500 | 0.08681 | 48 | 40 | 4 | 4 |
2040 | Looks like Arpeggio Bill just rode in to town. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2041 | Looks like new owners. | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
2042 | Wow, unlocked, and they left the keys in it,too. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
2043 | So, Saturday night’s all right for fighting, I see. | 1.2500 | 0.05637 | 60 | 45 | 15 | 0 |
2044 | Well, he said he would be Bach,but I didn’t believe him. | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2045 | Symphony's in town | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2046 | Hmm, I thought they said it was a piano bar. | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
2047 | Who's horse is in my spot?! | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
2048 | I hear that once his arpeggio ran away from him | 1.2500 | 0.05839 | 56 | 42 | 14 | 0 |
2049 | I'd better shuffle in, I'm "John at the bar." | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2050 | Looks like someone needs to get out of Dodge - prestissimo! | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2051 | Shucks,Elton or Billy ?? | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2052 | This is going to be ugly. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2053 | Uh-oh, it looks like I showed up for the wrong kind of duel. | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2054 | Uh-oh, the composer's in town. Won't be too long before a significant mood change. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2055 | Like I always say: "ya can take a piano to a bar, but ya can't make it drink!" | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2056 | I guess we know who's employee of the month. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2057 | I ought to key this guy's ride for taking my spot. | 1.2500 | 0.08681 | 48 | 40 | 4 | 4 |
2058 | I bet this guy has the fastest fingers in the West. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2059 | He says it sounds a lot better than a harmonica. | 1.2500 | 0.08154 | 48 | 39 | 6 | 3 |
2060 | The sheriff waited. Something told him he would C A major development. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
2061 | So this must be a zebra! | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2062 | It's nine o'clock on a Saturday... | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2063 | 'hmm, well ain't that grand!' | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2064 | The sheriff knew there would be trouble when the Liberace Kid was in town. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2065 | I'll bet it took a lot of practice to break THAT little filly. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
2066 | Dang it, I hate parallel parking this time of day! | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2067 | Dang, I told Horowitz this thing belongs in the stable. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2068 | Ain't that a Pinto? | 1.2500 | 0.06656 | 52 | 40 | 11 | 1 |
2069 | HEY BILLY JOEL, you in there? | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2070 | The old West was full of rawhide, crooked cattle rustlers, campfire stew, and an occasional Russian emigre fond of Tchaikovsky. | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
2071 | Keys? I can’t carry keys. I’ll take the horse. No keys necessary. And rhythm is. | 1.2500 | 0.05839 | 56 | 42 | 14 | 0 |
2072 | Oh, that son of a Bechstein | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2073 | A good, strong chord. No more arpeggios for you. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2074 | Tune Saloon | 1.2500 | 0.07591 | 48 | 38 | 8 | 2 |
2075 | That’s an illegal park if ever I’ve seen one. | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2076 | Sam played it again one too many times. | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2077 | But where does he sit? | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2078 | All the townsfolk were amazed at Cletus's knack for horsetrading. | 1.2500 | 0.07706 | 52 | 42 | 7 | 3 |
2079 | They thought my donkey was weird | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
2080 | Taking up two spots, and nowhere else to park! | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2081 | This is the best piano bar in town | 1.2500 | 0.06563 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
2082 | So...somebody stole the bench? | 1.2500 | 0.06861 | 56 | 44 | 10 | 2 |
2083 | Then what the hell is the pianist playing? | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2084 | Riding the hobby horse! | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2085 | I see ol' Horowitz is back in town. | 1.2500 | 0.06983 | 48 | 37 | 10 | 1 |
2086 | And to think I was the one who talked him out of the accordion. | 1.2500 | 0.06316 | 48 | 36 | 12 | 0 |
2087 | If I have to tell “Fast Fingers” Joel one more time that he’s in my space, he’ll be the last of the Joel’s. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2088 | Look at the shape of those legs and those teeth: perfect! | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2089 | I hope he brought a designated keyboardist... | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2090 | Looks like there's gonna be a show tune. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2091 | The original Piano Bar was not an instant success. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2092 | Damn, we don't need another piano bar! | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2093 | Looks like you done been tied to the hitching post. | 1.2459 | 0.06031 | 61 | 47 | 13 | 1 |
2094 | It looks like Heinrich is drinking again.” | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2095 | Looks like someone stole his saddle bench! | 1.2459 | 0.05559 | 61 | 46 | 15 | 0 |
2096 | I'm fed up with hard-drinking, cowboy musicians who think they can do it all!! | 1.2459 | 0.06468 | 61 | 48 | 11 | 2 |
2097 | You have definitely lost a cord. | 1.2456 | 0.05752 | 57 | 43 | 14 | 0 |
2098 | That won’t play well for a fast getaway! | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2099 | Outtake from "Blazing Saddles" | 1.2456 | 0.07203 | 57 | 46 | 8 | 3 |
2100 | That must be one of them au-to-mo-biles I've been hearing about. | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
2101 | Well Scout, looks like we rode all the way to 'Oklahoma!' | 1.2456 | 0.05752 | 57 | 43 | 14 | 0 |
2102 | Dude must have just gotten off the stage. | 1.2456 | 0.06754 | 57 | 45 | 10 | 2 |
2103 | I guess now he prefers to be called Joel the Kid. | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
2104 | That bench needs to quit drinking. | 1.2456 | 0.05752 | 57 | 43 | 14 | 0 |
2105 | Cliburn! Outside now! | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
2106 | Looks like they'll be some horseplay goin' on inside. | 1.2456 | 0.06273 | 57 | 44 | 12 | 1 |
2107 | This tune ain’t big enough… | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2108 | Sam always said he was gonna 'play it again.' | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2109 | He was supposed to meet me at the salon. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2110 | It looks as if our stool-pigeon went honky-tonking. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2111 | I was hoping for a drummer. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2112 | Yup, that Liberace is in town again. | 1.2453 | 0.08039 | 53 | 44 | 5 | 4 |
2113 | apparently you can.... ride a piano, but you still can't tune a horse | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2114 | Perfect!! We've each got someone to play with. Don't punch too hard! | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2115 | Dang Musicians think they can get away with anything. | 1.2453 | 0.05967 | 53 | 40 | 13 | 0 |
2116 | Dadgummit, I said “pinto”. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2117 | That's it! I told that no-good, lily-livered, piano-playing varmint to stay out of my town and my saloon. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2118 | Must be High Tune is back in town. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2119 | Uh, oh. Those Liberace brothers are back in town. | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2120 | Well, I don't like this at all. Looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2121 | I have a funny feeling that's not one of my horses. | 1.2453 | 0.05967 | 53 | 40 | 13 | 0 |
2122 | This cow-boy must be quick with his hands. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2123 | Well la-di-da, ain't that just grand. | 1.2453 | 0.05967 | 53 | 40 | 13 | 0 |
2124 | Yippee, it’s a Kawai. | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2125 | did he come in for services or to warm his hands? | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2126 | No Ed, you cannot play with it. | 1.2453 | 0.06547 | 53 | 41 | 11 | 1 |
2127 | I reckon Kid Foster's old gray mare ain't what she used to be. | 1.2453 | 0.07079 | 53 | 42 | 9 | 2 |
2128 | I thought she said no strings attached. | 1.2453 | 0.07574 | 53 | 43 | 7 | 3 |
2129 | I dunno, Pokey. Y'almost never see Big Grand without Spinet. Sumpin' seems off-key. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2130 | Thank goodness Billy left it outside! | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2131 | Tarnation! That new dude's got an 88 and I on;y got a 44! | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2132 | Who'm I going to shoot now? | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2133 | Looks like "Billy The Kid" Joel is back in town! | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2134 | Hmph, I reckon that must be The Piano Man. This town ain't big enough for the both of us. I'll just play a few bars of Happy Trails and see if that don't flush him out. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2135 | Well if it ain't Billy the Kid Joel. | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2136 | I reckon Liberace the Kid is back in town. | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2137 | There's something off about this horse ... Ah ha! It only has three legs! | 1.2449 | 0.08002 | 49 | 40 | 6 | 3 |
2138 | Never saw a piano I liked. | 1.2449 | 0.08002 | 49 | 40 | 6 | 3 |
2139 | Son of a gun! I do believe that's Maurice's pian-a that got rustled out of dry gulch last week. | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2140 | Took our parking space, ain't that just grand! | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2141 | Someone’s gonna steal it one day if he keeps on leaving the keys behind. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2142 | Ain’t this a four-legged parking zone?! | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2143 | Damn the luck. Looks like singalong night. | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2144 | Looks like a good place to have a tinkle. | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2145 | Well I’ll be dangled. You’re right. It is a piano. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2146 | That hornswaggler’s back from the Rio Grand. | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2147 | I reckon this saloon ain't big enough for the Bosendorfer. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2148 | Keep your keys secured... | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2149 | Looks like the Sheriff is Bach in town. | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2150 | Thrown out for dueling, I'd wager. | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2151 | I guess you have to be upright to get into this place! | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2152 | Looks like Yosemite Sam is playin it again | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2153 | I don’t know but he left a silver candelabra | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2154 | Oh yuh? Well guess how many bars I have !!! | 1.2449 | 0.08002 | 49 | 40 | 6 | 3 |
2155 | That's better than a bike, three pedals instead of two! | 1.2449 | 0.08002 | 49 | 40 | 6 | 3 |
2156 | Is that a player piano? If not, move it to the barn! | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2157 | It goes like this: "Da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum-dum-dum!" | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2158 | I can't go in. She is with an accordion. | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2159 | Damn! I asked Joe to bring the Ebony Horse! | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2160 | The rumors had been true: Billy Joel the Kid was back in town. | 1.2449 | 0.08002 | 49 | 40 | 6 | 3 |
2161 | The bitch is back | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2162 | I see that Beethoven is here again. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2163 | His owner must be inside getting compost. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2164 | They say he's got the fastest hands in the West | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2165 | Looks like Jesse James and Orchestra | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2166 | Tell Joel it's 2 hour parking | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2167 | I told him ‘Get a Holsteiner. Holstein, not Bechstein’ | 1.2449 | 0.06207 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 0 |
2168 | If you can learn how to play this piano you have a job in my saloon! | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
2169 | Damn! Grandma never misses a chance to remind me I gave up lessons too soon. | 1.2449 | 0.07452 | 49 | 39 | 8 | 2 |
2170 | Van Cliburn took my parking space again. | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2171 | That's a grand how do you do. | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2172 | "Ivory Joe Hunter?" | 1.2444 | 0.06479 | 45 | 34 | 11 | 0 |
2173 | Who knew Elton John was coming to town on his farewell tour. | 1.2444 | 0.09076 | 45 | 38 | 3 | 4 |
2174 | Must be tickling his horse. | 1.2444 | 0.06479 | 45 | 34 | 11 | 0 |
2175 | Looks like Roy Rogers and what's-his-name Hammerstein are back in town. | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2176 | That dang piano man took my parking spot again. | 1.2444 | 0.07885 | 45 | 36 | 7 | 2 |
2177 | If Mozart lived in Tucson. | 1.2444 | 0.06479 | 45 | 34 | 11 | 0 |
2178 | Looks like this spot’s reserved for show ponies. | 1.2444 | 0.07885 | 45 | 36 | 7 | 2 |
2179 | Looks like the piano player had one too many again | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2180 | The Grand Piano Bar | 1.2444 | 0.07885 | 45 | 36 | 7 | 2 |
2181 | Don't even think about playing "Chopsticks." | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2182 | The entertainment was feeling a bit horse. | 1.2444 | 0.06479 | 45 | 34 | 11 | 0 |
2183 | Must be here for the Grand Rodeo | 1.2444 | 0.06479 | 45 | 34 | 11 | 0 |
2184 | Surprised the rustlers took the accordion first! | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2185 | Whooooa! Liberace's in town again. | 1.2444 | 0.08502 | 45 | 37 | 5 | 3 |
2186 | Kid Prodigy, I know you're in there. | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2187 | Looks like 88's here grabbing a 45,I ain't going in without my .32s. | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2188 | I heard that one can take you all the way to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2444 | 0.07885 | 45 | 36 | 7 | 2 |
2189 | Ugh, surrealism. | 1.2444 | 0.07216 | 45 | 35 | 9 | 1 |
2190 | Fast Fingers Ned. I'd know that piano anywhere. | 1.2444 | 0.07885 | 45 | 36 | 7 | 2 |
2191 | I guess the owner must have taken the saddle with him. | 1.2444 | 0.09076 | 45 | 38 | 3 | 4 |
2192 | Uh oh, this means trouble, that gunfighter, Ludwig the Kid is here | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2193 | I thought he said his specialty was Stride piano but I must have heard wrong. | 1.2424 | 0.05737 | 66 | 51 | 14 | 1 |
2194 | If you keep practising you’ll be able to stand on three legs and hold a tune. | 1.2419 | 0.06375 | 62 | 49 | 11 | 2 |
2195 | But can it pull a chuckwagon? | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2196 | It’s Bluthner. He’s fixin’ for a dual with Steinway. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2197 | Things must gone too far at dueling piano night. | 1.2414 | 0.05668 | 58 | 44 | 14 | 0 |
2198 | Come out, Lefty. I know you're in there. We got a score to settle. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2199 | I’m here for Billy the Kid, not Billy Joel. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2200 | That horse ain't right. | 1.2414 | 0.05668 | 58 | 44 | 14 | 0 |
2201 | Looks like Jimmy's drinking again | 1.2414 | 0.07505 | 58 | 48 | 6 | 4 |
2202 | Didn't you know Billy the Kid's last name is Joel? | 1.2414 | 0.05668 | 58 | 44 | 14 | 0 |
2203 | Ain't cowboyin' grand? | 1.2414 | 0.05668 | 58 | 44 | 14 | 0 |
2204 | We don’t need no stinking entertainers. | 1.2414 | 0.07090 | 58 | 47 | 8 | 3 |
2205 | The piano won't be drinking. Just me. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2206 | Oh, right. COVID rules. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2207 | These darned fancy fellas from the east are ruining’ all the honky tonks | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2208 | Three legs? Poor fella. | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2209 | Oh, do you play? Or is that just a status symbol? | 1.2414 | 0.06179 | 58 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
2210 | Pardner, time you cut the chord, set the bar high and be noted. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2211 | Daddy got beat eight to the bar. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2212 | Suddenly inspired, Roy tries to come up with a good 'A Piano Walks Into a Bar', joke. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2213 | Reckon the Rachmaninoff Gang's in town. | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2214 | Dadgummit, Elton always get the good spot! | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2215 | This bar is nothing but treble." | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2216 | High time for you to get the F-clef off my post, partner. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2217 | Can't figure out how to ride one of those newfangled things. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2218 | Your days of banging off key tunes are over. I'm taking you in for the tuning you deserve, now drop that keyboard cover! | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2219 | Yup, looks like Billy Joel is back in town | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2220 | Well, his card did say, ‘Have Piano, Will Travel’. | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2221 | He was fighting so they told him to “take it outside” | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2222 | Whoa Big Fella! Ignore him; he's all keyed up | 1.2407 | 0.05873 | 54 | 41 | 13 | 0 |
2223 | Just one little ditty and I’ll be on my way. | 1.2407 | 0.05873 | 54 | 41 | 13 | 0 |
2224 | I guess the owner isn’t a fan of Beethoven. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2225 | Fell off the wagon again, didn't he.? | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2226 | He also plays the violin. Got a problem with that? | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2227 | He's fixin' to go on a bender all right. Done took the candelabra in with him. | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2228 | Looks like Jessie got full as a tick and hog tied that baby grand again | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2229 | I told you to stick to country. Nobody wants to listen to you playing classical. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2230 | A Two Hand Missouri Fox Trotter, I can tell by the Brand! | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2231 | How does Billy play Piano Man with his horse? | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2232 | I think the key player in this town must be inside | 1.2407 | 0.07447 | 54 | 44 | 7 | 3 |
2233 | Looks like Jake got confused again and took his horse inside. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2234 | Ugh, not a Steinway. | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2235 | Let me guess: you showed your pianist,and they asked you to leave? | 1.2407 | 0.06440 | 54 | 42 | 11 | 1 |
2236 | Well, Gus ol boy, guess you’ll have a chance to learn that nocturne after all | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2237 | Well partner, looks like Liberace done blowed into town. | 1.2407 | 0.06962 | 54 | 43 | 9 | 2 |
2238 | I know'd this ain't no pianer bar, but this is just downright silly. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2239 | The day Country Music died. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2240 | Well that's just grand. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2241 | Yeah, they just got a jukebox….. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2242 | Dang-nabbit! That Liberace fella took my space agin! | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2243 | Looks like “Wild Bill” Rubenstein’s back in town. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2244 | Dang! Looks like Michael and Sir Paul are already here. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2245 | That's why I couldn't hear Stevie over all the neighing! | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2246 | Dang it, somebody keyed my piano | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2247 | Billy Joel is here?! | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2248 | Break it to him gently, will ya, Paint. He's being replaced by a digital model next week. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2249 | Hmmm. Well at least he cleaned up the stool. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2250 | I forgot it was Thursday! Dueling piano night… | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2251 | Looks like Michael Feinstein just rode into town! | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2252 | Dang those Hill Billies! The Kid robbin' the banks, Joel robbin' my parkin' spot! | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2253 | Guess I won't be shooting the pianist tonight. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2254 | Eventually,it will be the first piano bar in town. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2255 | These horseless carriages are getting out of hand. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2256 | Artur Rubenstein stops for a pick me up | 1.2400 | 0.06101 | 50 | 38 | 12 | 0 |
2257 | Wrangling these grand pianos can cause a cowboy to develop a powerful thirst. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2258 | He's here alright. The man who shot Liberace. | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2259 | Uh-oh, this isn’t great. A former colleague of mine who had previously worked on fishing boats out of Montauk once told me Billy Joel had a bad reputation for walking out on bar tabs in that area. This one isn’t a joke — hearsay, but reputable source | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2260 | I think we will find our Ivory smuggler inside this Saloon. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2261 | It’s flat and it looks sharp. Beyond that, I don’t know. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2262 | I read about another runaway Steinway just last week. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2263 | It's nine o'clock on a Saturday friend, we better start shuffling in… | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2264 | There's only room for one Baldwin in this movie! | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2265 | I reckon I better warn the Bösendorfer clan that Steinway & Sons have rolled into town. | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2266 | No! Two finger Tom's back in town! | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2267 | Looks like someone’s gonna have to teach Janglin’ Jim the meaning of the words Compact Conveyances Only. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2268 | How did Liberace beat me here? | 1.2400 | 0.06101 | 50 | 38 | 12 | 0 |
2269 | Not vaccinated heh? | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2270 | Dang horse took my spot again | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2271 | Me and Mr. Hammerstein have a score to settle. | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2272 | Hmm. This has the makings of a horse opera. | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2273 | Who's riden the 88s? | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2274 | Dang piano rustlers's back in town. | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2275 | Thatks a sour note | 1.2400 | 0.07856 | 50 | 41 | 6 | 3 |
2276 | I guess there is no room for music here! | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2277 | Is there a key to getting a parking spot? | 1.2400 | 0.06737 | 50 | 39 | 10 | 1 |
2278 | Are you a horse Bach rider ? | 1.2400 | 0.07318 | 50 | 40 | 8 | 2 |
2279 | Looks like Paco and Vladimir are pards, now. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2280 | Looks like Mr. Joplin rode into town | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2281 | I told that ivory tickler to play another bar, not go in one. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2282 | The sheriff has ordered me to ready the canon. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2283 | Tom would have to have some words with the stranger inside. Just because his piano was shiny and new was no excuse for taking up two spaces. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2284 | Piano bars often draw like kinds! | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2285 | Well, I’ll be darned. A pure bred. | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2286 | Neigh it again,Sam. | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2287 | Not a piano bar | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2288 | I told you before Dobbin, you gotta give 'em country. You play classical, and this is what happens ! | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2289 | If this is the new crowd, we better find a different saloon, Ol' Paint. | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2290 | That spot is reserved for baby grands only. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2291 | That 'air is the sorriest-lookin' hoss I ever done seen. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2292 | That Sondheim! | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2293 | Yama-yee-haw! | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2294 | Dagnabbit! Why didn't anyone tell me it's Rachmaninov night? I would have showered. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2295 | The piano man in a bottle | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2296 | We meet again, Steinway. | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2297 | Sparky, that place looks like nothin’ but treble. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2298 | Rusty must have been transported by the music. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2299 | Damn! He took the handicap space! | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2300 | Now I’ll be darned—there’s no place to put a bridle on these newer models! | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2301 | Quit playin’ a round. | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2302 | Well,this is getting my day off on a bad note | 1.2391 | 0.08332 | 46 | 38 | 5 | 3 |
2303 | I thought I said tune it up pronto. | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2304 | Looks like Sonata Dan’s back to settle an old score… | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2305 | The discerning cowboy instantly deduced that there lurked nearby a genie who was hard-of-hearing. | 1.2391 | 0.08332 | 46 | 38 | 5 | 3 |
2306 | Bridle, blanket, saddle, belt, hat and vest" -- nice to have a song to remember all my gear | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2307 | I knew that rascal was going to sing. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2308 | Looks a little flat to me. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2309 | Bar must be opening early | 1.2391 | 0.08332 | 46 | 38 | 5 | 3 |
2310 | it was a grand entrance, but they doubted he was a player | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2311 | The stranger's card read "Pallaadian. Have piano, will travel." | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2312 | Looks like the Steinway gang is in town. Let’s keep riding Bessie, don’t want no trouble. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2313 | Must be a Saturday. Nine o'clock. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2314 | Wow—Billy Joel really believes his ‘Billy the Kid’ stuff! | 1.2391 | 0.06359 | 46 | 35 | 11 | 0 |
2315 | Okay. you go ask her out while I play romantic music in the background. | 1.2391 | 0.08332 | 46 | 38 | 5 | 3 |
2316 | When your rider gets back, I'm going to teach him a lesson. | 1.2391 | 0.08332 | 46 | 38 | 5 | 3 |
2317 | Reckon we found the boy with the six-pack in his hand. | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2318 | I see Black Ludwig is back in town. | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2319 | Every time Copland comes to town, he always takes the best parking spot. | 1.2391 | 0.07730 | 46 | 37 | 7 | 2 |
2320 | Easy boy,could be one of those dueling pianos | 1.2391 | 0.07078 | 46 | 36 | 9 | 1 |
2321 | Another jackass double parked…. this ain’t no piano bar! ? | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2322 | Well this explains the awful racket comin' from in there. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2323 | Looks like someone ain't from Alabama. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2324 | I'd have been glad just to see a new spinet or upright. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2325 | I can understand one tie rope or three, but two?! | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2326 | Well tickle my ivories, Steinway is back! | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2327 | Only an idiot parks his piano in the front | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2328 | I see the peddler's having a drink. Or is the pedalar? | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2329 | Look at that! God, I hate when people take two spaces... | 1.2373 | 0.06087 | 59 | 46 | 12 | 1 |
2330 | Looks like Liberace is here again. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2331 | Must be one of those auto-driving horses. | 1.2373 | 0.05586 | 59 | 45 | 14 | 0 |
2332 | Hey you are in the spot of my friend, the snare drum | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2333 | I'll tell you buck, wheels are the future. | 1.2373 | 0.06549 | 59 | 47 | 10 | 2 |
2334 | when I come into a new town, I’mm always careful to start out on the right note | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2335 | Better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2336 | Looks like someone can't carry a tune. | 1.2364 | 0.05781 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 0 |
2337 | Somebody’s ride got keyed." | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2338 | Sheriff Steinway must be in town. | 1.2364 | 0.07323 | 55 | 45 | 7 | 3 |
2339 | This place is serious about not serving minors. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2340 | All duels, piano or otherwise, are supposed to happen OUTSIDE the saloon | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2341 | You know chopsticks? | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2342 | Someday you will have your own bar, piano. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2343 | You're right, Paint; sure is your hitch. People ain't got no manners no more. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2344 | I'll bet he's looking for the Salon. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2345 | I reckon he canters with good rhythm. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2346 | Sure as heck want to see the dude who broke that baby for riding. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2347 | Now I know why this is called a one horse town. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2348 | What a cruel way to tether grand-looking ivories. | 1.2364 | 0.06337 | 55 | 43 | 11 | 1 |
2349 | No radio inside. | 1.2364 | 0.06848 | 55 | 44 | 9 | 2 |
2350 | Must be karaoke night. | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2351 | They told me this was just a one-horse town. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2352 | Who's playing in my spot? | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2353 | hey stranger, that's my parking space. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2354 | I knew I left my keys at the bar. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2355 | What idiot attaches the reins to the legs? | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2356 | I suppose with the shortage of piano players | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2357 | Dang, my piano teacher is relentless. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2358 | I hope you are going to play some DON KEY music for us. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2359 | Guess I need to see a man about a piano... | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2360 | I told that varmint to leave town before the final encore. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2361 | This means Tex is inside playing his horse. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2362 | I'm going to call it "A piano bar"! | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2363 | Dang! I thought we ran Franz Liszt out of town for good. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2364 | I have to remember today is "Whiskey Wednesday." | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2365 | Can’t wait to see how this plays out. | 1.2353 | 0.07715 | 51 | 42 | 6 | 3 |
2366 | Looks like the piano movers are “working remotely” today. | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2367 | Bach made it before me! | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2368 | To think, right now in that saloon there's a drunk pianist playing his horse. | 1.2353 | 0.07715 | 51 | 42 | 6 | 3 |
2369 | Jon Batiste is here! | 1.2353 | 0.07188 | 51 | 41 | 8 | 2 |
2370 | Didn’t know it was Rodeo week, Poncho. Wild Bill Copland must be in town! | 1.2353 | 0.08207 | 51 | 43 | 4 | 4 |
2371 | That f looks flat. Guess I'll leave 'em a fixer ticket. | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2372 | "Whiskey for my men, beer for my piano" | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2373 | No, . . not by the legs! | 1.2353 | 0.07715 | 51 | 42 | 6 | 3 |
2374 | Looks like it's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday. | 1.2353 | 0.06620 | 51 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
2375 | Horse play | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2376 | See the hooves on that ride pard? You better not complain next time you shoe me. | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2377 | Is this only a one piano town? | 1.2353 | 0.05999 | 51 | 39 | 12 | 0 |
2378 | I see the piano kids in town again. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2379 | I thought he said he was driving a Pinto | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2380 | Sure, all his keys are in the right place, but can be run in the mud? | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2381 | Looks like Elton got here before us….. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2382 | Looks like we’ve finally tracked down the infamous Wolfgang. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2383 | I reckon Steinway and his boys are back. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2384 | You can lead a piano to water, but you can't make it drink. | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2385 | The trouble started when Billy Joel rode into town. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2386 | 88 keys, but not the right one to get into the saloon... | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2387 | If the piano's here, what's the pianist playing then | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2388 | Now ain't that just Grand.. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2389 | Looks like we're in for some Nag Time music | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2390 | It's gonna take more than one rope to keep a Bosendorfer like that tied down. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2391 | Looks like Elton fell off the wagon. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2392 | I'm having second thoughts about shooting the piano player. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2393 | Looks like Captain Fantastic's back in town. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2394 | No, I told you last time, I 'm not going to sing "A Horse with No Name" or "Desparado" to you again. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2395 | Oh Heck,Sparky. Another Jane Campion movie rode into town. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2396 | Horse saloon or piano bar? | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2397 | Well, darned if it ain't karaoke night. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2398 | Great! Chopin is here! | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2399 | Well, well, well... Billy "the Kid" Joel is in the saloon! | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2400 | Keep on moving Buttercup, they are still sorting out logistics. | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2401 | I hope that Elton John feller isn't inside. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2402 | Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam… | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2403 | Well, if that ain't just grand. I can remember when this was our neighborhood honky-tonk. | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2404 | Looks like someone’s fixin’ to end up at the OK Chorale at high noon. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2405 | That bastard Liberace is double-parked again | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2406 | Somewhere in the Wild West, a horse was being played. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2407 | Better beat it, partner, unless you want me to play the 'Funeral March' (opus 78) just for you! | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2408 | Well, ain’t that grand, Liberace is back in town. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2409 | Let's stop and play awhile. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2410 | Well, looks like Liberace done fell off the wagon again. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2411 | I reckon The Steinway Kid is back in town. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2412 | We’re here for Fancy’s 4 o’clock lesson. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2413 | This must be what the new bartender rode in on. He's working at scale. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2414 | Oh no, the Liberace Gang is in town again. | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2415 | I don't think we're in the Wild Wild West anymore. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2416 | Mighty pretty for a three-legged beast. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2417 | Play it againSilver | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2418 | I said , let's meet at the corral, not the chorale. | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2419 | The piano player is getting a shot. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2420 | Woha! The guy who shot Johnny Guitar must be in Town | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2421 | I bet he took the banjo inside.. | 1.2340 | 0.06243 | 47 | 36 | 11 | 0 |
2422 | It was obvious to the Meter man that an example had to be made. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2423 | Joe gets easily confused. I told him to bring the upright. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2424 | Another urban cowboy! Must be tourist season. | 1.2340 | 0.07581 | 47 | 38 | 7 | 2 |
2425 | Hmm. He said, "Play it again, Sam." and then went in for a drink! | 1.2340 | 0.06944 | 47 | 37 | 9 | 1 |
2426 | Trigger. That's right, I'm talking to you. My parking spot so move your damn piano. | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2427 | So it seems Liberace was NOT heading straight home after work. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2428 | I thought this was a one piano town. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2429 | It's the new RUI law, Nellie. I'll have to play that thing or they won't let me ride you home. | 1.2333 | 0.06875 | 60 | 49 | 8 | 3 |
2430 | You can play a piano, but you can't horse play. | 1.2333 | 0.05506 | 60 | 46 | 14 | 0 |
2431 | Well, I guess I should have taken a better look at the invitation. The event was must been at the informal piano bar. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2432 | I heard they don't steal stereos if you park here | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2433 | Charlie arrives at the bar the morning after a wild night to pick up his vehicle. | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2434 | He forgot his keys again! | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2435 | Looks like someone's in the process of losin' their composure. | 1.2326 | 0.08040 | 43 | 35 | 6 | 2 |
2436 | I ain’t drinkin in no saloon that would serve the coward Harold Connick, Jr. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2437 | Coulda sworn it was where the deer and the antelope play, not the piano. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2438 | Looks like the piano man is back in town | 1.2326 | 0.08040 | 43 | 35 | 6 | 2 |
2439 | Pony parking only. | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2440 | Someone must have asked him to hum a few bars. | 1.2326 | 0.08702 | 43 | 36 | 4 | 3 |
2441 | The high noon musical accompaniment must have arrived. | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2442 | Someday you'll get in with the man. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2443 | It is my constitutional right to air Brahms | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2444 | Well I can't imagine ole Lucky will take kindly to being tuned. | 1.2326 | 0.08040 | 43 | 35 | 6 | 2 |
2445 | He must have come in on the A Train. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2446 | Well, well. It looks like the Foritissimo Kid is here. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2447 | The parking attendant has been drinking again. | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2448 | Big Mike discovered it was true. Nasty Blackie and his gang of 88 had indeed rode into town. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2449 | I've got a powerful thirst, Stewball. I reckon you'd better play all 27 Mozart piano concertos. | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2450 | Elton's back | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2451 | It looks like the key to the case is the minor inside, Trigger. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2452 | You know Old Paint, that looks just like the piano that was rustled off the Jones ranch last month. | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2453 | *Sigh* He needs Jesus. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2454 | I hear he likes to play the horses. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2455 | It's not a neigher or a player... | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2456 | Uh Oh, looks like Billy Joel the Kid is back in town. | 1.2326 | 0.08040 | 43 | 35 | 6 | 2 |
2457 | Hank should get himself an accordion. | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2458 | I guess it's true - that old grey mare ain't what she used to be. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2459 | Yeah, Dusty, looks like Harmonica Ned’s gone all fancy on us. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2460 | Look who's Bach in town... | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2461 | Well, ain't you the smilingest gift horse!" | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2462 | Oh great, karaoke night. | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2463 | Damn someone left all their keys outside. | 1.2326 | 0.08040 | 43 | 35 | 6 | 2 |
2464 | I see only three legs. Someone can't count. | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2465 | The robbers must be inside. The bank manager said they stole at least a grand. | 1.2326 | 0.08040 | 43 | 35 | 6 | 2 |
2466 | Liberace is riding a "What?" | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2467 | Everyone gets the jitters before their first recital but tying one on is not the answer." | 1.2326 | 0.06519 | 43 | 33 | 10 | 0 |
2468 | Dang it all...that's my space. | 1.2326 | 0.07319 | 43 | 34 | 8 | 1 |
2469 | He left his keys in this one. | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2470 | I bet riding that thing in hurt. | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2471 | Looks like Copeland's in town for the "Rodeo." | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2472 | Are you going to play that thing or am I? | 1.2321 | 0.05693 | 56 | 43 | 13 | 0 |
2473 | goddamn artists ! | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2474 | Well I'll be darned, is the that a model B from the Steinway ranch? | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2475 | Looks like "the Pianist ' is back in town. | 1.2321 | 0.07203 | 56 | 46 | 7 | 3 |
2476 | Very modern... | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2477 | Thought I told that varmint Liberace this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. | 1.2321 | 0.06738 | 56 | 45 | 9 | 2 |
2478 | Billy! Get back out here and practice your piano! | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2479 | Vanessa Carlton needs to learn how to park. | 1.2308 | 0.05900 | 52 | 40 | 12 | 0 |
2480 | That hombre's got the fastest hands this side of the Santa Fe Opera. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2481 | Talent will only take you so far. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2482 | The sheriff was right. There's treble at the saloon. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2483 | Would ya look at that? City slicker takes two parking spots and then forgets his keys. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2484 | Huh. It turns out there are people who pay extra for the on-board entertainment system. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2485 | Looks like someone is trying to prevent grand theft. | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2486 | Well, Trigger, I guess we’ll just have to take his space inside | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2487 | Looks like Rachmaninoff is back in town to play his hand. | 1.2308 | 0.05900 | 52 | 40 | 12 | 0 |
2488 | Riding that thing all day would drive anyone to drink. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2489 | Wipe that smile off yer face, pilgrim. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2490 | I reckon the "Liberace Kid " is back in town. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2491 | He rode in on an accelerating arpeggio! | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2492 | Huh. Never thought THIS would be heaven for Sondheim...(RIP) | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2493 | Billy Joel is probably having a bottle of red, a bottle of white... | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2494 | Hey Steinway, getta move on. You’re in my reserved space. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2495 | Must have been a fugue | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2496 | Who rode off with my three-legged piano bench! | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2497 | Now why would anybody want to ride something with three legs? | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2498 | It's a pretty low key saloon | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2499 | Damn, I thought it was the ice cream truck. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2500 | Uh oh, Righty Rick's in town. This could mean treble. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2501 | This guy always thinks he owns all the keys to the saloon. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2502 | I hope he has a designated player to get back to the ranch. | 1.2308 | 0.07063 | 52 | 42 | 8 | 2 |
2503 | Protecting the riff from the raff | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2504 | I think he's been shot | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2505 | Looks like we finally tracked down the outlaw Steinway. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2506 | Is Jane Campion here again? | 1.2308 | 0.07578 | 52 | 43 | 6 | 3 |
2507 | Looks like ol' Tex Amadeus Mozart is back in town. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2508 | Don't forget your keys! | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2509 | Three-legged trouble. Better get the Sheriff. | 1.2308 | 0.06508 | 52 | 41 | 10 | 1 |
2510 | I understand Rossini is playing the Long Branch tonight | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
2511 | I wonder what or who he is ‘tickling’ now. | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2512 | Goddam piano players, always taking up two parks | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2513 | Dang! Who is that Steinway hombre and why does he keep taking my employee of the week spot? | 1.2295 | 0.05429 | 61 | 47 | 14 | 0 |
2514 | Music transports you | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2515 | Billy’s here again | 1.2295 | 0.05911 | 61 | 48 | 12 | 1 |
2516 | What kind of imbecile would do this? Probably Biden's economic advisor. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2517 | Well, boy, sometimes these bands need a harmonica too. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2518 | Huh, that's a durn funny saddle. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2519 | I didn't know willie's horse was an organ donor. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2520 | So… where does the rider sit? | 1.2292 | 0.08011 | 48 | 40 | 5 | 3 |
2521 | He left you for the honky tonk piano? | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2522 | Looks like Rocky Maninoff is back in town to take on Concerto a second time. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2523 | Y'see, Mable . . . I told ya there'd be music! | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2524 | Finally, A major showed up! | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2525 | Some darn fool parked here and forgot to take his keys! | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2526 | Who rode the piano? | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2527 | And he really wants me to believe "Don't shoot, I'm just the piano player?" | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2528 | Looks like they’re doing curbside pickup. | 1.2292 | 0.08011 | 48 | 40 | 5 | 3 |
2529 | Is this some kind of joke? | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2530 | Where does the saddle go? | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2531 | Sorry,I thought it was a piano bar! | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2532 | Ya gotta be upright to drink in this town, fella. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2533 | I see Jane Campion is here again. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2534 | It looks like someone has made a grand entrance. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2535 | Looks like we’re going to have a Salute to Stephen Sondheim tonight. | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2536 | Gus eyed the situation carefully; indeed, this pony was missing a leg. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2537 | Are you the Rio Grand they've been hollerin' about? | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2538 | Must be inside playing his horse" | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2539 | Now that musician is really horsing around. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2540 | This is not going to play well. | 1.2292 | 0.08011 | 48 | 40 | 5 | 3 |
2541 | Hmm... I'd wager there's someone inside, trying to tickle the ivories on a horse. | 1.2292 | 0.08547 | 48 | 41 | 3 | 4 |
2542 | This is low key surprising. | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2543 | Must belong to Billy Joel. | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2544 | I guess the piano man is here | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2545 | That damn Maestro's back. | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2546 | I guess it used to be a Piano Bar ! | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2547 | So much for us making a grand entrance | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2548 | Piano Bar for the Covid Era | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2549 | Whoa! This is upright territory. | 1.2292 | 0.08547 | 48 | 41 | 3 | 4 |
2550 | I see Liberace's in town. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2551 | Rockridgestar Parking | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2552 | Looks like two Jane Campion movies in one! | 1.2292 | 0.08011 | 48 | 40 | 5 | 3 |
2553 | Damn, I reckon it's an atonal renegade here to disrupt the way we do things in the West! | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2554 | Intermission at the Rio Baby Grande. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2555 | I reckon this means Aaron Copland's back in town. | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2556 | Don't worry, old gal: he seems well tempered. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2557 | I told the guys I needed a grand of ammo NOT a grand piano. | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2558 | At last! A piano bar here in Dodge! | 1.2292 | 0.06815 | 48 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
2559 | Even cowgirl’s horses get the blues. | 1.2292 | 0.07437 | 48 | 39 | 7 | 2 |
2560 | There ain’t room enough in this town for a grand piano. | 1.2292 | 0.06131 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 0 |
2561 | Oh no,not this guy. Legend says he has the fastest fingers in the west. | 1.2281 | 0.07088 | 57 | 47 | 7 | 3 |
2562 | Somebody came prepped for the wrong type of duel. | 1.2281 | 0.05607 | 57 | 44 | 13 | 0 |
2563 | Look's like the Butch Cassidy Trio is in town. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2564 | They play horses, don't they? | 1.2281 | 0.06140 | 57 | 45 | 11 | 1 |
2565 | Kids and their cars these days | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2566 | Dang it all! First we get Billy the Kid, now we get Billy the Joel! | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2567 | Dang, if Feinstein is here, Hoagy must be dead. | 1.2281 | 0.05607 | 57 | 44 | 13 | 0 |
2568 | So much for the “no strings attached”. Eh ? | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2569 | Whoa fella! I know what you're a think'in. Those legs do look an awful lot like Black Beauty's. | 1.2281 | 0.06631 | 57 | 46 | 9 | 2 |
2570 | Trouble's surely a-brewin' if Dead-Eye Dvořák is in town. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2571 | So much for any hope of getting the sound track finished! | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2572 | Well he did say he could ride anything with four legs! | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2573 | Damn. Someone took the seat again. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2574 | I'll bet the damn fool's inside, playing Rachmaninoff on his horse. | 1.2273 | 0.07170 | 44 | 35 | 8 | 1 |
2575 | Man, treble parked again.... | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2576 | Steinway brand. Yep, it’s him alright. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2577 | Well Well, looks like Billy the Child Prodigy is back in town. | 1.2273 | 0.07170 | 44 | 35 | 8 | 1 |
2578 | No spots left. Isn't that grand? | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2579 | Oh no. Billy the Joel is back. | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2580 | …Been awhile since I come across old Wild Fingers and his three legged pianto. | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2581 | Looks like the pianist might be in treble. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2582 | Better not be any dueling tonight. | 1.2273 | 0.07170 | 44 | 35 | 8 | 1 |
2583 | If it's not a Steinway it can't tie up here! | 1.2273 | 0.07170 | 44 | 35 | 8 | 1 |
2584 | It looks like trouble ahead. The Dude has taken Harmonica Bob's usual spot. | 1.2273 | 0.07170 | 44 | 35 | 8 | 1 |
2585 | I knew Western classical music would come back. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2586 | Well...isn't that grand?! | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2587 | So this piano player takes his stool with him into the bar . . . | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2588 | You want to play first? | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2589 | It looks liked he Bached in. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2590 | Whenever Bill's in town, we sit at the bar and put bread in his jar. | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2591 | Don't shoot the piano player––unless they're parked in your spot! | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2592 | Not sure what's so grand about this 3-legged creature... | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2593 | 88 teeth but no saddle | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2594 | They didn't let me in either, it's a saloon, not a piano bar. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2595 | I don't care if it's only the Minute Waltz,you're taking my hitch! | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2596 | Looks like the Carnegie Hall gang is back in town. | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2597 | Mozart was in the jungle, now he is in Texas? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2598 | Sure I'm ready to face the music! | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2599 | Stupid double wide parked right in front... | 1.2273 | 0.08518 | 44 | 37 | 4 | 3 |
2600 | I ain’t one to make accusations, but that one sure looks like it came from Steinway Ranch. | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2601 | RAGTIME, Bronco Joey, Power of the RAGTIME's what that is. | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2602 | Look at that,Buttercup. How can the boys expect me to play Rachmaninov's Third for them on a four-octave piano and no bench? | 1.2273 | 0.07873 | 44 | 36 | 6 | 2 |
2603 | Well, Nellie, looks like we're fixin' to opt for outdoor dining. | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2604 | Dang...Vladimir Horowitz took my spot again! | 1.2273 | 0.07170 | 44 | 35 | 8 | 1 |
2605 | It's not that wild, is it? | 1.2273 | 0.08518 | 44 | 37 | 4 | 3 |
2606 | Sir, can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? | 1.2273 | 0.08518 | 44 | 37 | 4 | 3 |
2607 | Vanessa Carlton beat me again! | 1.2273 | 0.06391 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 0 |
2608 | Well, Yippee ki-yay, a piano bar. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2609 | Yep, just a'fore noon, there were a certain kinda calm, just before the shoot out began at the piano bar. | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2610 | I reckon you’ was right, all along Trigger. Them tracks we been followin’ IS from a horse. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2611 | OK. Heart and Soul one more time then we hit the trail. | 1.2264 | 0.05804 | 53 | 41 | 12 | 0 |
2612 | OK Sam. So where is your horse? | 1.2264 | 0.05804 | 53 | 41 | 12 | 0 |
2613 | No Trigger, he's not sick, that's the way he's made | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2614 | Looks like ol' Roy better lay off the sauce. | 1.2264 | 0.05804 | 53 | 41 | 12 | 0 |
2615 | Wait a minute—that horse only has three legs! | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2616 | I see Dave the Dude is Taking Five. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2617 | Double-hitched..that's downright bravura | 1.2264 | 0.07447 | 53 | 44 | 6 | 3 |
2618 | Keep your Distance | 1.2264 | 0.05804 | 53 | 41 | 12 | 0 |
2619 | There's always treble when Steinway & Sons roll into town. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2620 | Music can transport you places too | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2621 | I never leave the house without my keys | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2622 | I know you're in there Billy-the-Kid Joel. Come out, and face the music. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2623 | I can’t wait to see how this situation plays out. | 1.2264 | 0.06942 | 53 | 43 | 8 | 2 |
2624 | Someone took my spot. Isn't that just grand? | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2625 | String em up used to have a different meaning. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2626 | Ah — the slow one or the loud one. | 1.2264 | 0.05804 | 53 | 41 | 12 | 0 |
2627 | A minor took my spot. | 1.2264 | 0.06398 | 53 | 42 | 10 | 1 |
2628 | You go in and have a drink, Nelly. I reckon I'll stay out here for a spell and tickle them there ivories. | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2629 | Looks like we've been beat again by the Piano Express | 1.2258 | 0.05353 | 62 | 48 | 14 | 0 |
2630 | Always wanted a horseplayer piano. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2631 | I guess they wouldn't let her in since she's A minor. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2632 | More damn gentrification, Lightning, that's what it means. | 1.2258 | 0.06673 | 62 | 51 | 8 | 3 |
2633 | Some crook will do anything not to face the music! | 1.2258 | 0.05826 | 62 | 49 | 12 | 1 |
2634 | Well, well... looks like Claude wants to play. | 1.2250 | 0.07585 | 40 | 32 | 7 | 1 |
2635 | Looks like Walter walked home drunk again, he left his keys here. | 1.2250 | 0.08388 | 40 | 33 | 5 | 2 |
2636 | The traveling pianist and his companion have been seen in saloons all over Texas... | 1.2250 | 0.07585 | 40 | 32 | 7 | 1 |
2637 | Looks like somebody's challenging me to a duet | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2638 | You best be on the next stage. | 1.2245 | 0.08384 | 49 | 42 | 3 | 4 |
2639 | Now isn’t that grand? | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2640 | I THOUGHT the piano inside was neighing. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2641 | He’s just playing a few bard. | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
2642 | How am I supposed to follow up that grand entrance? | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
2643 | Looks like someone forgot to take their keys. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2644 | Well, it makes sense in the grand scheme of things, I guess. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2645 | Looks like they don’t allow Minors. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2646 | I wonder if it’s one of those fancy self- playing mounts. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2647 | Well, I guess he's Bach in town. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2648 | One of the Baker boys and Michelle Pfeiffer, that's who. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2649 | Guess he thought it was a piano bar. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2650 | Piano? I ordered a pinto. Damn spell check! | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2651 | Just what this town don't need: another self-absorbed singer-songwriter crooning undulating ballads about failed romance. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2652 | Looks like pianoboy fell off the wagon | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2653 | Piano Forte !!! | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2654 | I'm dying to know! | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2655 | Looks like Liberace Valance is back in town. | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2656 | Looks like somebody’s taken up two spots, again. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2657 | But where's the meter? | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
2658 | Don't tell me Billy Joel the Kid is in town. | 1.2245 | 0.07860 | 49 | 41 | 5 | 3 |
2659 | Looks like he forgot his keys. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2660 | Jim always did say music would take him places | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2661 | What, he needs a drink before his recital? | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2662 | So we meet again, Billy Joel the Kid.” | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2663 | Send out Manilow and nobody gets hurt! | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2664 | Not another Jane Campion film production. | 1.2245 | 0.07860 | 49 | 41 | 5 | 3 |
2665 | Rockin,rollin,ridin. | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
2666 | Whoa. Who ever heard of hitching up your horse, even a three-legged horse, by its legs. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2667 | This is a horse of a different colour. | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
2668 | You better B sharp or those ivories are ours for the taken. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2669 | Now I know where that jukebox music is coming from. | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
2670 | HEY STEIN! It’s in the way again! | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2671 | So not only are you flat, you're in my parking spot. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2672 | Must be Cisco Borge himself here today. | 1.2245 | 0.06691 | 49 | 39 | 9 | 1 |
2673 | I reckon it's just a matter of time before the annual piano rally ruins Steinway, South Dakota | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2674 | Must be 5 o'clock on a Saturday, pardner. | 1.2245 | 0.06022 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 0 |
2675 | Leastways they won't have no call to shoot the piano player. | 1.2245 | 0.07299 | 49 | 40 | 7 | 2 |
2676 | Isn't this just grand! | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2677 | Don't the pianos usually play themselves in these places? | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2678 | I'd say that black stallion's all teeth and no saddle. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2679 | He only knows "Chopsticks." | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2680 | I see the Steinway 88 kid is back in town. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2681 | This is not what I meant when I told him to bring the keys to the bar. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2682 | Grand piano or not, it's in our parking spot. | 1.2241 | 0.05523 | 58 | 45 | 13 | 0 |
2683 | Looks like the piano man is off the wagon. | 1.2241 | 0.06527 | 58 | 47 | 9 | 2 |
2684 | They gotta outlaw those 88’s. | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
2685 | Looks like trouble pulled into town. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2686 | Well Daisy, our getaway music is all set up. | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2687 | It was easier when Autry just played the guitar. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2688 | 'Boy, this neighborhood really is changing.' | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
2689 | It looks like Horowitz got here before us again. | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2690 | So you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2691 | Hey ‼️ Look Sport” Elton John is back in town ‼ | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2692 | Billy! Billy Joel! Come on out here and play a song for me or I'm coming in! | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2693 | Again with the horse opera!! | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2694 | Ole cheatin' Tex will be playin' a different tune by golly when he finds out I stole his horse | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2695 | What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2696 | Looks like George forgot his keys again. | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2697 | Dammit. I told him to tie it with a major cord. | 1.2222 | 0.05711 | 54 | 42 | 12 | 0 |
2698 | Looks like Elton is back in town | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2699 | Jack shuddered as to what was happening to that poor horse inside the bar. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2700 | Guess we can’t shoot the pianist | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2701 | I knew this was a "one piano town!" | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2702 | Whoever hobbled that thing front and back legs oughta be horse whipped! | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2703 | ‘I thought it’s your wagon you hitched to a hitching post’ | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2704 | I better alert the Sheriff, old 88 keys is back in town. | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2705 | Well Banjo will you look at that-The Ivory Kid is customer of the month. | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2706 | Hmmm! A gift with no strings attached | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2707 | I didn't know Billy Joel was doing Westerns. | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2708 | Tex is just asking for trouble, leaving his C-note outside. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2709 | Uh,oh . Bad news. The Piano Kid's in town. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2710 | The Steinway Kid kin make a run for it, but he won't get far on just that stool. | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2711 | I guess he's here for the duel | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2712 | Whoa boy, look like we're on time for Liberace at the Longbranch. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2713 | White keys, black keys ... This varmint's tryin' to play it both ways! | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2714 | You can lead a piano to a bar, but you can’t make it drink. | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2715 | Is it already nine o’clock? | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2716 | Well shoot, this ain’t no Baby Grand Central Station! | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2717 | I reckon it must be karaoke night. | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2718 | Be a man Steinway and face the music! I know you're in there! | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2719 | Look who’s Bach | 1.2222 | 0.05711 | 54 | 42 | 12 | 0 |
2720 | Clearly, this ain't no piano bar. | 1.2222 | 0.06293 | 54 | 43 | 10 | 1 |
2721 | Must be something special - he's usually on the upright. | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2722 | Well, ain't that GRAND. And in my parking spot!" | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2723 | The singin bandit's in town... | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2724 | Dang it! This here town ain’t big enough for two Van Cliburn International Piano Competition winners”. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2725 | Never thought I'd see that old keypoke again. | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2726 | Something ain't right. It hasn't been fed or watered. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2727 | Hightail it Steinway,Bosendorfer's in town. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2728 | My horse’s name is Rocky. It’s short for Rachmaninov. | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2729 | You’re really grand, Sally, but I’m not ready to be hitched. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2730 | I see that Dusty is dating that snooty Eastern gal again. I wonder if she has him drinking a cocktail yet. | 1.2222 | 0.07713 | 45 | 37 | 6 | 2 |
2731 | Hey!! That's MY parking spot! Move it, buster, or you'll be singing a different tune!! | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2732 | Hey! Who,’s the bonehead that parked his piano in my spot!?! | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2733 | Doesn’t old man Jenkins know piano parking is weekends and holidays only? | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2734 | How lucky, they got a parking place at the front door. | 1.2222 | 0.06826 | 54 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
2735 | You know the rule, no drinks on the piano. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2736 | Oh no, It looks like the Yamaha Gang is here, there's bound to be trouble. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2737 | Now, how'd that varmint got all keyed up like that? | 1.2222 | 0.06268 | 45 | 35 | 10 | 0 |
2738 | 'Whoever rode in on that must have been riding side saddle' | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2739 | Come out Steinway, you’ve got 88seconds ! | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 45 | 36 | 8 | 1 |
2740 | Old West recitals | 1.2206 | 0.05066 | 68 | 53 | 15 | 0 |
2741 | I told him he had to tie up at the Bach entrance! | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2742 | MUSICIANS!! I suppose he's inside trying to play his horse again. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2743 | Lookin' like I done misapprehended what he meant by duel. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2744 | I see someone’s been horse trading. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2745 | Oh man, I just assumed “Come prepared to duel” meant with a pistol. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2746 | Like some mood music to accompany your oats? | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2747 | You say piano, I say palomino. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2748 | Steinway’s here again…. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2749 | Looks like Vanessa Carlton is in town. | 1.2203 | 0.06427 | 59 | 48 | 9 | 2 |
2750 | Sam never did play it again. | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2751 | Dang rustlers! | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2752 | I'm not setting foot in that place until the duck and the Catholic priest leave. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2753 | Those pedalers are nothing but trouble. | 1.2203 | 0.05955 | 59 | 47 | 11 | 1 |
2754 | Whoa! Now there's a horse of a way-different coloratura! | 1.2203 | 0.06867 | 59 | 49 | 7 | 3 |
2755 | What are you playing at, man!? | 1.2203 | 0.05442 | 59 | 46 | 13 | 0 |
2756 | Looks like ole Jim finally faced the music. | 1.2200 | 0.05918 | 50 | 39 | 11 | 0 |
2757 | Man what are you doin' here? | 1.2200 | 0.05918 | 50 | 39 | 11 | 0 |
2758 | Yeah. Under age. Baby grand piano can’t drink in this town. | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2759 | Uh oh. The Piano Man is here. | 1.2200 | 0.05918 | 50 | 39 | 11 | 0 |
2760 | That must have been some strong whiskey! | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2761 | OK Choral | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2762 | It looked to Carl that his nemesis, Jim the piano player, had rolled into town. | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2763 | I see Doc Brown is up to playing his old song and dance games again." | 1.2200 | 0.05918 | 50 | 39 | 11 | 0 |
2764 | If only I could find a pipe organ bar. | 1.2200 | 0.06571 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 1 |
2765 | That’s a sweet steed, cowboy, but my horse has a bigger pianist. | 1.2200 | 0.05918 | 50 | 39 | 11 | 0 |
2766 | Well, Gus, it looks like ol’ Sure-Shootin’ Chopin is in town after all. | 1.2200 | 0.07714 | 50 | 42 | 5 | 3 |
2767 | Dang,I see Johann Sebastian is Bach in town | 1.2200 | 0.07166 | 50 | 41 | 7 | 2 |
2768 | His keys are here so he can’t drink and drive. | 1.2200 | 0.05918 | 50 | 39 | 11 | 0 |