Contest #785


Cartoon

785

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Looks like somebody needs to be taught a lesson.”
  2. “Come out with your hands up, wrists straight, fingers gently curved!”
  3. “I thought this was an upright establishment.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-12-19T18:44:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-01-16T18:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-01-10T18:45:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 17, 2022
Number of captions 6739
Number of responses 425704
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Come out with your hands up, wrists straight, fingers gently curved! 1.8012 0.02065 1670 793 416 461
1 Horse rustling is one thing, but this is grand theft. 1.7788 0.03305 651 319 157 175
2 Dang. The one day I forget my sheet music. 1.7778 0.03375 684 359 118 207
3 This used to be an upright establishment. 1.7585 0.01732 2099 975 656 468
4 He's got until sundown to get out of tune. 1.7517 0.02553 1055 526 265 264
5 Looks like treble at the OK Chorale. 1.7132 0.02250 1217 599 368 250
6 When Snake told me that he sold his horse for a grand, I figured... 1.7121 0.02245 1261 634 356 271
7 Sheriff ain’t gonna like the sound of this. 1.7086 0.02228 1177 565 390 222
8 "Looks like someone's back to settle a score." 1.7073 0.02308 1066 504 370 192
9 Looks like someone’s in town to settle a score. 1.7035 0.02285 1113 537 369 207
10 I have a feeling this is going to end on a bad note. 1.6998 0.02296 1016 470 381 165
11 Looks like somebody's fixin' to settle a score. 1.6985 0.02475 952 464 311 177
12 Guess he was serious when he challenged me to a duet. 1.6929 0.02526 941 471 288 182
13 Must be one of the boys from the OK Chorale. 1.6895 0.02520 963 490 282 191
14 Looks like those boys from Baroque Bach Mountain are back in town. 1.6836 0.02820 825 442 202 181
15 Oh no, the lone arranger’s in town. 1.6823 0.02713 853 446 232 175
16 His mother thinks he's practicing. 1.6742 0.02815 801 427 208 166
17 Someone is about to get played. 1.6667 0.02851 768 410 204 154
18 I think he might be lookin' for the OK Chorale. 1.6613 0.02974 688 365 191 132
19 Looks like someone is here to settle a score. 1.6574 0.02952 683 360 197 126
20 Looks like we got a score to settle. 1.6568 0.02945 644 328 209 107
21 Looks like someone is about to be challenged to a duet. 1.6541 0.03026 636 333 190 113
22 Must’ve come into money. Just last week he was riding an upright. 1.6524 0.02911 679 354 207 118
23 It must belong to “The Lone Arranger!” 1.6510 0.03212 573 304 165 104
24 This must be the famous O.K. Chorale. 1.6486 0.03325 535 285 153 97
25 When Tex said he left a grand at the saloon, I pictured a card game. 1.6485 0.03341 532 284 151 97
26 I warned him, in this town it is either my way or the Steinway 1.6478 0.03048 636 339 182 115
27 Looks like Billy won a grand in the poker game last night. 1.6437 0.03314 536 287 153 96
28 Must have entered the saloon with a score to settle. 1.6431 0.03279 510 263 166 81
29 I never thought I’d actually get a grand for that horse. 1.6373 0.03563 477 262 126 89
30 That explains the drunkard trying to play the horse inside. 1.6336 0.03629 494 284 107 103
31 Looks like there’s gonna be treble. 1.6290 0.03425 469 248 147 74
32 Yup ! It looks like somebody's here to settle a score ! 1.6279 0.03390 473 249 151 73
33 This is what happens when they start serving wine. 1.6277 0.03507 462 249 136 77
34 This must be where Beethoven got his fifth. 1.6272 0.03467 448 235 145 68
35 You’ve got until sundown to get out of tune. 1.6271 0.03649 413 219 129 65
36 I’m just here for a drink. I’m not looking for treble. 1.6267 0.03629 434 235 126 73
37 I’m surprised they’re allowed to serve A Minor. 1.6253 0.03463 483 264 136 83
38 So that’s the famous Rio Grand! 1.6241 0.03811 423 239 104 80
39 I heard he sold his horse for a song! 1.6241 0.03646 423 228 126 69
40 Well well well, look who’s come to settle the score. 1.6239 0.03502 452 242 138 72
41 Pretty careless to leave the keys in it. 1.6239 0.03705 436 243 114 79
42 Not the Okay Chorale AGAIN. 1.6238 0.03863 420 240 98 82
43 Well, I'll be darned. His other horse IS a Steinway! 1.6221 0.03863 426 246 95 85
44 Dang! It's always the same with him - my way or the Steinway. 1.6211 0.03721 417 229 117 71
45 Looks like the lone arranger has rolled into town. 1.6199 0.03750 413 228 114 71
46 I can't believe he just leaves the keys to this thing out in the open. 1.6194 0.03701 402 216 123 63
47 Oh oh. One of the Steinway boys. 1.6164 0.03662 391 206 129 56
48 Looks like there'll be treble in the saloon tonight. 1.6154 0.03670 390 206 128 56
49 I miss when cowboys used to carry harmonicas. 1.6130 0.03687 416 229 119 68
50 Things are changing. This used to be an upright establishment. 1.6110 0.03939 383 217 98 68
51 I reckon we'll just wait and see how this plays out. 1.6105 0.03674 380 200 128 52
52 Damn Steinways – always taking up two spots. 1.6092 0.03896 371 205 106 60
53 I said he owed me a grand. 1.6081 0.03998 370 210 95 65
54 We can do this the easy way or we can do it the Steinway. 1.6061 0.04023 363 206 94 63
55 At least this time he left the keys in it. 1.6050 0.04039 357 202 94 61
56 I thought this was an upright establishment. 1.6045 0.03781 354 187 120 47
57 Well, it's only got three legs, I guess we'll have to shoot it. 1.6040 0.04094 351 200 90 61
58 I'll be danged - a piano bar. 1.6034 0.04017 353 198 97 58
59 I should leave a note. 1.6023 0.03986 352 196 100 56
60 Here comes treble. 1.6017 0.04059 344 193 95 56
61 Looks like someone’s in town to settle an old score. 1.6005 0.03734 373 201 120 52
62 Darn fool left his keys in it. 1.6005 0.03553 428 235 129 64
63 Could be treble. 1.6000 0.04010 345 192 99 54
64 Looks like the Lone Arranger is in town. 1.5983 0.03989 361 205 96 60
65 Not what I meant when I said I'd sell him that horse for a grand. 1.5970 0.04149 335 191 88 56
66 Well this here looks like treble. 1.5963 0.03931 327 175 109 43
67 It’s time to settle the score. 1.5960 0.03829 354 192 113 49
68 Uh oh Trigger, looks like the Steinway Gang is back in town. And that means we’ve got treble. 1.5957 0.04143 329 186 90 53
69 When did this turn into a piano bar? 1.5955 0.03956 356 200 100 56
70 I’ll give him one minuet. 1.5952 0.03849 378 213 105 60
71 Be careful. That Black Beauty is high strung. 1.5932 0.04052 322 177 99 46
72 Best come out here and face the music. 1.5926 0.04150 324 183 90 51
73 This must be where the deer and the antelope play.” 1.5913 0.03887 389 226 96 67
74 I’m a guess’n it’s one of those Steinway boys 1.5901 0.03853 344 187 111 46
75 When I heard he'd sold his horse for a song— 1.5901 0.04078 322 179 96 47
76 Well I reckon we all have to face the music one day. 1.5899 0.04128 317 177 93 47
77 All right, dude, how do you want to play this? 1.5899 0.04104 317 176 95 46
78 It either my way or the Steinway. 1.5874 0.03837 366 205 107 54
79 Well, now...isn't this grand. 1.5863 0.03903 336 184 107 45
80 Come on out, Joe, and face the music 1.5858 0.04087 309 170 97 42
81 Well, at least he left the keys in it. 1.5844 0.04125 320 181 91 48
82 Looks like it’s our way, or the Steinway. 1.5839 0.04310 298 170 82 46
83 Well, well, well. Ain’t that grand. 1.5796 0.04214 314 181 84 49
84 "And I thought he was an upright guy." 1.5795 0.04190 302 170 89 43
85 The sheriff could already tell this would end on a bad note. 1.5788 0.04046 311 172 98 41
86 I ain't came here looking for treble. 1.5785 0.04074 344 201 87 56
87 Well that's just fixin' to get stolen if they leave the keys in it like that. 1.5764 0.04265 288 162 86 40
88 O hell they shot the piano player again 1.5740 0.04455 277 160 75 42
89 Well would you look there. And he left the keys in it. 1.5734 0.04347 293 170 78 45
90 Looks like that gang from the OK Chorale beat us here. 1.5733 0.04268 307 179 80 48
91 Gadzooks, first the poetry reading at the whorehouse and now this! 1.5724 0.04490 290 173 68 49
92 That's not what I meant when I asked him to play a few bars. 1.5704 0.04206 291 164 88 39
93 I'm about to teach someone a lesson. 1.5699 0.04399 272 155 79 38
94 Well, that’s noteworthy. 1.5690 0.04218 290 164 87 39
95 Well, ain’t that just grand. 1.5688 0.04321 276 156 83 37
96 Well, son of a Bach. 1.5669 0.04486 284 169 69 46
97 Dang it! Why can't Zeke just carry around a harmonica like everybody else! 1.5657 0.04384 297 177 72 48
98 The bordello turns into a yoga studio, then we get a dang piano bar. 1.5646 0.04567 271 161 67 43
99 I’m lookin’ for the man who shot Liberace Valance.” 1.5632 0.04519 277 165 68 44
100 As Jake rode up,he saw the Steinway tied up in front, by a white stallion. He knew who waited inside: The Lone Arranger. 1.5630 0.04270 270 151 86 33
101 Well Rex, looks like someone traded their horse for a song. 1.5618 0.04513 251 143 75 33
102 It’s quiet…too quiet. 1.5616 0.04355 276 159 79 38
103 It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. 1.5613 0.04486 253 144 76 33
104 Easy now, Rex. It's just a baby. 1.5595 0.04321 252 139 85 28
105 Expecting a gunfight at the OK Chorale. 1.5591 0.04368 254 142 82 30
106 I think it might belong to The Lone Arranger! 1.5582 0.04648 249 146 67 36
107 Look, they left the keys in it. 1.5570 0.04900 228 135 59 34
108 Guess who's Bach in town. 1.5569 0.04462 255 146 76 33
109 I’ve been around here enough to recognize the first sign of treble at the Saloon. 1.5565 0.04496 239 134 77 28
110 Is that a Rio Grand? 1.5563 0.04350 284 167 76 41
111 I think we have A Minor problem here. 1.5536 0.04584 233 132 73 28
112 Looks like he left his keys in it. 1.5525 0.04671 257 155 62 40
113 Hmm... they left the keys. 1.5514 0.04519 243 139 74 30
114 Looks like there’s treble in town. 1.5508 0.04698 236 138 66 32
115 Tethering does no good if you’re gonna leave the keys in it! 1.5494 0.04763 253 155 57 41
116 Those Steinway boys must be in town again. 1.5488 0.04516 246 142 73 31
117 Wait here, Trigger. I got a score to settle. 1.5486 0.04801 257 160 53 44
118 Who parks and leaves the keys? 1.5485 0.04684 237 139 66 32
119 It don't look good for The A Capella Kid. 1.5478 0.04713 230 134 66 30
120 I see the O.K. Chorale is back,” Sageboy. 1.5470 0.04572 234 134 72 28
121 A piano stool walks into a bar . . . 1.5455 0.04658 231 134 68 29
122 Hmm...normally he comes in at the next bar. 1.5438 0.04928 217 129 58 30
123 I didn’t realize this was a piano bar. 1.5434 0.05103 219 135 49 35
124 So this is the O.K. Chorale. 1.5431 0.04684 232 136 66 30
125 Festus said he’d leave me a grand... 1.5405 0.04759 222 130 64 28
126 I see the Lone Arranger is back in town... 1.5395 0.05094 215 132 50 33
127 Looks like someone paid a grand for a horse. 1.5392 0.05100 217 134 49 34
128 Again? Three legs don't qualify for handicapped parking! 1.5378 0.05116 225 142 45 38
129 I see treble ahead. 1.5378 0.04670 225 131 67 27
130 It's Chopin at the bit. 1.5370 0.05244 216 137 42 37
131 I feel like we’re about to get played. 1.5368 0.04701 231 137 64 30
132 I guess they really did shoot the piano player. 1.5364 0.04879 220 132 58 30
133 What king of low-down varmint would steal the bench? 1.5360 0.05132 222 140 45 37
134 He even left the keys in it 1.5351 0.05064 228 144 46 38
135 Well lookie here. The Liberace Kid is in town... 1.5348 0.04758 230 138 61 31
136 Wait outside and face the music, he said 1.5337 0.05140 208 128 49 31
137 My owner is in the saloon settling a score. 1.5337 0.05003 208 125 55 28
138 Looks like someone's got a score to settle. 1.5336 0.04749 238 145 59 34
139 This things begging to be stolen. Even left the keys in it. 1.5325 0.04663 231 137 65 29
140 Guess the OK Chorale is in town. 1.5323 0.04595 263 163 60 40
141 He's gonna face the music when he comes outside. 1.5317 0.05059 205 124 53 28
142 Well, that explains the man playing the horse. 1.5310 0.04782 226 136 60 30
143 That has to belong to The Lone Arranger. 1.5304 0.04916 230 143 52 35
144 I have a score to settle 1.5297 0.04589 219 126 70 23
145 Uh oh, I think something major is about to happen. 1.5282 0.05157 195 118 51 26
146 Reckon there’ll be treble in town tonight. 1.5279 0.04910 197 115 60 22
147 Seems like the boys from the OK Chorale are here 1.5279 0.05167 197 120 50 27
148 That's a little grand for this two-horse town... 1.5279 0.04674 233 140 63 30
149 Damn -- the drunk tests just keep getting harder! 1.5260 0.05424 192 121 41 30
150 I don't like the sound of this 1.5255 0.04982 196 116 57 23
151 He was an upright when he went in. 1.5255 0.05034 196 117 55 24
152 He always makes a grand entrance. 1.5255 0.05034 196 117 55 24
153 Must be Billy Joel. Billy the Kid would never leave his keys in his vehicle. 1.5255 0.05288 196 122 45 29
154 Only got three legs but look at those teeth! 1.5245 0.05267 204 129 43 32
155 Wonder how this is gonna play out. 1.5241 0.04815 187 106 64 17
156 Looks like there's gonna be treble here tonight. 1.5238 0.05120 189 113 53 23
157 Well, boy, we'll just have to see how this one plays out 1.5231 0.04786 195 112 64 19
158 The new sheriff had a tough mantra, "It's my way, or the Steinway". 1.5220 0.05014 205 125 53 27
159 I guess we have to play for parking? 1.5211 0.05045 190 113 55 22
160 Ugh, I just know he’s in there trying to play ‘My Darling Clementine’ on his horse. 1.5207 0.05063 217 137 47 33
161 Hmmm, looks like treble. 1.5206 0.04968 194 115 57 22
162 It’s time we see who has the fastest hands in the west. 1.5206 0.05022 194 116 55 23
163 Well, look who's in tune. 1.5192 0.04671 208 121 66 21
164 Looking sharp today! 1.5169 0.04786 207 123 61 23
165 Looks like we got ourselves a new player in town. 1.5163 0.05282 184 113 47 24
166 Idiot left his keys in. 1.5143 0.05062 210 132 48 30
167 I hear that breed is very highly strung. 1.5140 0.05277 179 109 48 22
168 Ain't that just grand. 1.5140 0.05277 179 109 48 22
169 Looks like they shot the piano player again. 1.5138 0.05291 181 111 47 23
170 There’s treble afoot. 1.5138 0.05629 181 117 35 29
171 Damn him, and the piano he rode in on in. 1.5137 0.04953 183 107 58 18
172 I’ll be danged! We got us a piano bar. 1.5135 0.05091 185 111 53 21
173 Well, look who waltzed into town. 1.5115 0.05513 174 109 41 24
174 Looks like it's high time to settle a score. 1.5114 0.05096 176 104 54 18
175 We don't take kindly to treble around these parts. 1.5112 0.05299 178 109 47 22
176 I can't believe they're letting minors in. 1.5087 0.05160 173 103 52 18
177 Looks like they did shoot the piano player. 1.5086 0.05548 175 111 39 25
178 My way or the Steinway. 1.5085 0.05558 177 113 38 26
179 We’re not lookin’ for treble. 1.5084 0.05395 179 112 43 24
180 It's time to see how this thing plays out. 1.5082 0.05074 183 110 53 20
181 This is why I just stick with my harmonica! 1.5081 0.05372 185 117 42 26
182 I'll have to see how this plays out. 1.5059 0.05612 170 108 38 24
183 Dang, must be another one o' them piano bars. 1.5059 0.05487 170 106 42 22
184 Well looks who's Bach in town. 1.5058 0.05562 172 109 39 24
185 Well, well… Look who’s Bach! 1.5058 0.05248 172 104 49 19
186 This town ain’t big enough for Billy Joel and me. 1.5057 0.05391 174 108 44 22
187 I see Black Bartok's in town. 1.5030 0.05227 167 100 50 17
188 Well I did tell him to play a few bars. 1.5029 0.05828 171 113 30 28
189 I thought this bar didn't serve minors. 1.5029 0.05463 171 107 42 22
190 Something’s going down at the OK Chorale 1.5027 0.05191 183 113 48 22
191 This one's just Chopin at the bit. 1.5000 0.05367 164 100 46 18
192 Must be the O.K. Chorale. 1.5000 0.05780 166 108 33 25
193 Steal the horse, leave the piano. 1.5000 0.05319 166 101 47 18
194 Looks like Billy Joel arrived. 1.5000 0.05185 186 116 47 23
195 Dang, it's turned into a piano bar! 1.5000 0.05550 170 108 39 23
196 I see Steinway’s back in town. 1.5000 0.05652 166 106 37 23
197 Looks like I'm going to have to teach someone a lesson! 1.5000 0.05293 170 104 47 19
198 Once again, those city folk never remember to tie up their piano benches. 1.4969 0.05461 163 101 43 19
199 Looks like "Billy Joel the kid" is back in town 1.4969 0.05634 159 100 39 20
200 See, Trigger, that's why I play the harmonica. 1.4940 0.05521 166 105 40 21
201 Come out here with your hands up and face the music! 1.4939 0.05504 164 103 41 20
202 Since when did this become a piano bar? 1.4938 0.05486 162 101 42 19
203 Looks like it's time we face the music. 1.4938 0.05199 162 97 50 15
204 Oh, hell. Here comes gentrification. 1.4937 0.05948 160 106 29 25
205 I told them to meet me in PLANO, Texas. 1.4937 0.05608 160 101 39 20
206 Well, well, well. Look who's back in town. No doubt he'll be lookin' to settle that old score. 1.4937 0.05170 160 95 51 14
207 Can you believe it, they didn’t even leave a note. 1.4933 0.05330 150 89 48 13
208 When Ol' Joe told me he was gonna sell his horse for a grand, I didn't believe him. 1.4907 0.05650 161 103 37 21
209 I bet that darn piano player is drunk again and trying to play his horse inside 1.4907 0.05718 161 104 35 22
210 I told 'em it was my way or the Steinway... I guess we know where he stands. 1.4906 0.05634 159 101 38 20
211 This must be The Rio Grand! 1.4904 0.05542 157 98 41 18
212 I hope it's well-tempered. 1.4873 0.05516 158 99 41 18
213 Game's gotta be near over when Blackie's down to his last grand. 1.4873 0.05589 158 100 39 19
214 He's Bach. 1.4872 0.05263 156 94 48 14
215 Looks like the handiwork of Steinway & his boys'. 1.4872 0.05263 156 94 48 14
216 That's too grand for my tastes. 1.4870 0.05469 154 95 43 16
217 Well I’ll be. I’ve never seen one tamed. 1.4867 0.05575 150 93 41 16
218 Yeah, I've played a few bars. 1.4843 0.05343 159 98 45 16
219 It would be a lot easier on his horse if he played a guitar like the rest of the cowboys. 1.4834 0.05857 151 98 33 20
220 They finally went and done it. They shot the piano player. 1.4830 0.05740 147 93 37 17
221 I’ll be. He rode out of town on an upright, came back on a Steinway. 1.4812 0.05318 160 99 45 16
222 I guess having only 3 legs gets you into the handicap stall! 1.4800 0.05886 150 98 32 20
223 I see Billy the Joel's in town... 1.4797 0.05710 148 94 37 17
224 The O.K. Chorale must be singin' tonight. 1.4793 0.05247 169 106 45 18
225 Wow ! All I asked him to do was leave me a note. 1.4792 0.05911 144 93 33 18
226 Son of a gun, Elton‘s back in town. 1.4792 0.05304 144 86 47 11
227 Whoever parked this should have their keys taken away. 1.4789 0.06138 142 94 28 20
228 Unless I miss my guess, that's a Steinway Style 1 in American Rosewood! Don't see many of them in these here parts. 1.4762 0.05819 147 95 34 18
229 F*** you and the piano you road in on. 1.4759 0.05452 166 107 39 20
230 so this is a piano bar... 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
231 Dab nab it! Rustlers got my bench! 1.4759 0.05797 145 93 35 17
232 Beats a harmonica, but I'm not sure it's worth the trouble. 1.4741 0.05547 135 82 42 11
233 Come out, Elton! I know you’re in there! 1.4737 0.05826 152 100 32 20
234 I know, I know. They said it isn’t a piano bar 1.4733 0.05491 150 94 41 15
235 Well isn’t this grand… 1.4722 0.05482 144 89 42 13
236 Stay clear of that critter, hoss. Don't know what it is, but it's got a powerful lotta teeth. 1.4722 0.05302 144 87 46 11
237 That's odd, he left it with the keys in. 1.4718 0.06054 142 94 29 19
238 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world, Billy Joel walks into mine! 1.4717 0.05630 159 104 35 20
239 I don’t care if it’s Billy Joel or Elton John in there, but someone with two first names is getting their ass kicked for parking in my spot. 1.4714 0.05950 140 91 32 17
240 Look Rusty, a piano bar! 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
241 Must be banjo night. 1.4714 0.05501 140 86 42 12
242 Shoot, Billy left his keys at the bar again. 1.4706 0.05615 136 84 40 12
243 If he's drinking I'll have to take his keys again. 1.4706 0.05990 136 88 32 16
244 I know I said I’d give him the saloon if he could wrangle a grand, but . . . 1.4706 0.05806 136 86 36 14
245 So, here we go again, the piano taking two spaces. 1.4706 0.05899 136 87 34 15
246 He said he’d be back out in a ‘minuet.’ 1.4698 0.05598 149 95 38 16
247 Can you play Horse With No Name? 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
248 I wonder what happened to the horse he rode in on 1.4672 0.05487 137 84 42 11
249 Why tie it up if you're going to just leave the keys right there? 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
250 Somebody shot the Piano Player. 1.4671 0.05672 152 99 35 18
251 Come on out. I know you’re Haydn in there. 1.4667 0.06022 135 88 31 16
252 I thought the ad said, “Pinto for sale.” 1.4667 0.05835 135 86 35 14
253 Looks like there’s a Texas Arranger in town. 1.4667 0.06022 135 88 31 16
254 You think you are so grand, you can take up two parking spots. 1.4667 0.05929 135 87 33 15
255 Whaddya know, Thunder--looks like I found us a classical western saloon! 1.4667 0.05544 135 83 41 11
256 Gonna be trouble. The Brahms boys are back in town. 1.4658 0.05215 161 101 45 15
257 I just asked if he could "play a few bars". 1.4658 0.05845 146 96 32 18
258 This Tune Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us 1.4653 0.05823 144 94 33 17
259 Looks like 88 Fingers is back in town. 1.4650 0.05386 157 100 41 16
260 Durn him, the Lounge Ranger's back in town. 1.4643 0.06033 140 93 29 18
261 Gershwin, I know you're in there! 1.4641 0.05488 153 98 39 16
262 It seems we have a new player in town... 1.4640 0.06174 125 81 30 14
263 So it's up to you, Scout. You can either go stare at the wall with your friend or practice your scales. 1.4632 0.06167 136 91 27 18
264 I better call Dave. Let him know he left his keys here. 1.4627 0.06054 134 88 30 16
265 Dang fool left his keys in plain sight. 1.4621 0.05630 132 82 39 11
266 Well, he won't be able to make a fast getaway. 1.4621 0.06122 132 87 29 16
267 Ain't that grand? 1.4615 0.05795 130 82 36 12
268 OK, Buttermilk, I'm gonna go in and get a drink. You stay here and practice your scales. 1.4615 0.05681 143 92 36 15
269 This ain't no piano bar. 1.4610 0.05740 141 91 35 15
270 Tonight's singer must be a little horse 1.4609 0.06362 128 86 25 17
271 Uh oh, someone left their keys. 1.4603 0.05926 126 80 34 12
272 Bach in the saddle, again? 1.4597 0.06209 124 81 29 14
273 I told him duel, not duet... 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
274 Which one of you guys is named Steinway?! 1.4593 0.05832 135 87 34 14
275 I distinctly told him: ‘Don’t take your piano to town, son’ . 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
276 Well, he did say he rode here on his Yamaha. 1.4580 0.06059 131 86 30 15
277 We will settle scores later... 1.4574 0.05720 129 81 37 11
278 This place looks like treble. 1.4567 0.05995 127 82 32 13
279 Reckon there'll be treble. 1.4567 0.06300 127 85 26 16
280 Sheriff's boy must be back from Juilliard. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
281 He must’ve thought it was a piano bar. 1.4553 0.06244 123 81 28 14
282 Another damn piano bar! 1.4553 0.05801 123 77 36 10
283 Well, look who waltzed back into town. 1.4551 0.05146 167 107 44 16
284 Watch out. It's a Baldwin. 1.4545 0.05828 132 85 34 13
285 Stay Tuned! 1.4545 0.06098 121 78 31 12
286 When's that kid gonna learn that when he parks, don't leave the keys in it? 1.4545 0.05926 132 86 32 14
287 So it wasn’t three hombres on pogo sticks making those tracks. 1.4539 0.05349 152 97 41 14
288 Someone left their keys! 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
289 Gol-darn! I ain't never seen a hoss with so many teeth. 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
290 Come out here and face the music! 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
291 Can't believe they just left their keys out in the open like that. 1.4519 0.05732 135 87 35 13
292 That idiot! I wrote duel, not duet! 1.4516 0.05989 124 80 32 12
293 Well, Sparky, I reckon this here place is gettin' too dern grand fer us. 1.4516 0.06098 124 81 30 13
294 I heard he's got the fastest hands in the west. 1.4516 0.05989 124 80 32 12
295 I see Liberace took my parking spot again. 1.4504 0.05653 131 83 37 11
296 Looks like them Liberace Brothers are back in town. I told 'em: keep a low key, or there'll be trouble! 1.4500 0.06132 120 78 30 12
297 Probably here to get hammered. 1.4488 0.05444 127 78 41 8
298 Hmm. Must be the one they call the "Piano Man". 1.4480 0.05501 125 77 40 8
299 Must be rounding up some cowboys for the OK chorale. 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
300 Well, if it isn’t the magnificent seventh... 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
301 I be dang. If it ain’t the legendary Rio Grand! 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
302 Looks like Butch Cassidy and the Steinway Kid are back. 1.4472 0.06021 123 80 31 12
303 This could only mean treble. 1.4472 0.05910 123 79 33 11
304 Damn, that’s the last time I use autocorrect. I texted for a pinto, not a piano 1.4463 0.06529 121 83 22 16
305 It costs a grand to leave your horse here 1.4460 0.05881 139 93 30 16
306 The stool got in. 1.4454 0.05810 119 75 35 9
307 Don't tell me he's inside playing the horse again. 1.4454 0.06719 119 83 19 17
308 Spread the word! Billy Joel is in town." 1.4454 0.05931 119 76 33 10
309 The First Piano Bar 1.4453 0.06157 128 86 27 15
310 What kind of degenerate leaves a baby while they go to the bar? 1.4452 0.05501 146 95 37 14
311 Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano. 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
312 Looks like Liberace Valance is in town 1.4444 0.06587 117 80 22 15
313 Well, ain't you grand! 1.4444 0.06243 117 77 28 12
314 This must be the piano bar Jeb was talkin' about. 1.4435 0.05760 124 79 35 10
315 I told Liberace this town wasn't big enough for both of us. 1.4435 0.05686 115 71 37 7
316 First they let in the piano players, next thing you know they’ll have a trivia night. 1.4417 0.06239 120 80 27 13
317 Looks like Joe finally changed his tune. 1.4417 0.05650 120 75 37 8
318 Would you look at that—only 3 legs. 1.4417 0.06126 120 79 29 12
319 He's here. The man who shot Liberace Vance. 1.4414 0.05862 145 99 28 18
320 Oh, this is just grand. 1.4407 0.06083 118 77 30 11
321 Horse and boogie 1.4407 0.06083 118 77 30 11
322 Dangit, it’s the Elton John Gang. 1.4407 0.06201 118 78 28 12
323 Well, howdy there, lil partner, Bach again? Where you been Haydn? 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
324 Not another piano bar. 1.4403 0.05556 134 86 37 11
325 I reckon, it’s another case of baby grand larceny. 1.4400 0.05836 125 81 33 11
326 This explains why I heard that guy yelling "shoot the piano player". 1.4400 0.06159 125 84 27 14
327 You're not allowed in there, you're A Minor. 1.4397 0.05901 141 96 28 17
328 I said “pitch it to tune,” not “hitch it to the saloon.” 1.4390 0.06233 123 83 26 14
329 When do the deer and the antelope play? 1.4386 0.06597 114 78 22 14
330 Must be one of those "gift horses" you're never suppose to question. 1.4385 0.05461 130 82 39 9
331 Damn New Yorkers. 1.4385 0.06178 130 89 25 16
332 I see Chopin's back in town. 1.4381 0.06619 105 70 24 11
333 Hank realized the rumors were true: the Steinways were in town. 1.4380 0.06086 121 80 29 12
334 There's a bench warrant out for your arrest. 1.4370 0.05802 119 76 34 9
335 Hey Woody! They stole your bench again. 1.4364 0.05852 110 69 34 7
336 I see Billy Joel's back in town. 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
337 Happy scales to you . . . 1.4348 0.05940 115 74 32 9
338 A cowboy, a lawyer and a piano player went into a bar. 1.4348 0.06314 115 77 26 12
339 Well "La Ti Do." 1.4344 0.05701 122 78 35 9
340 The sheriff finally caught up with the Rio Grand. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
341 Obviously it's not a piano bar anymore 1.4336 0.06013 113 73 31 9
342 No need to tie her up. It’s not going anywhere on just three legs 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
343 Someone left their keys in the parking lot 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
344 What is this place coming to? The next thing you know, they'll be letting in accordions! 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
345 If he's looking for treble, he's come to the right place. 1.4324 0.06478 111 75 24 12
346 I reckon this is that new piano bar. 1.4324 0.06220 111 73 28 10
347 Looks like treble just rode into town. 1.4324 0.05951 111 71 32 8
348 I keep telling him he could ride a lot easier with a guitar. 1.4324 0.05951 111 71 32 8
349 We're about to invent Country Western music. 1.4324 0.06351 111 74 26 11
350 Wow. I must have been drunker than I thought. 1.4322 0.05832 118 76 33 9
351 This isn't what I meant when I asked if you could play a few bars. 1.4312 0.06434 109 73 25 11
352 I guess there really is a new sheriff in town. 1.4312 0.06025 109 70 31 8
353 Looks like the Juilliard Kid's in town. 1.4312 0.06301 109 72 27 10
354 I see the Wolf Gang is back in Town Again. 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
355 This will cause A Major shootout. 1.4299 0.06244 107 70 28 9
356 Well I did tell him to compose himself before he goes in. 1.4298 0.05840 114 73 33 8
357 Well, that's grand. Just grand. 1.4298 0.06706 114 80 19 15
358 Well, we finally reached the Rio Grand. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
359 I hope they don't shoot this guy too. 1.4286 0.06327 105 69 27 9
360 That guy must be a real player. 1.4286 0.05719 105 65 35 5
361 Another damn piano bar - this town is surely going to hell in a handbasket. 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
362 Well, well...it looks like Billy The Kid Joel is back in town! 1.4274 0.05862 117 76 32 9
363 Trouble awaited. Liberace was drinking again. 1.4274 0.06227 117 79 26 12
364 Could be treble, looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
365 Just because it has three legs doesn’t mean it should take the handicapped space…. 1.4261 0.06543 115 80 21 14
366 Looks like Libre Rache is back in town. 1.4259 0.06472 108 73 24 11
367 Well, it looks like I’ve been played. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
368 A cowboy and a piano player walk into a bar .... 1.4259 0.06605 108 74 22 12
369 I knew someday I'd run into that Chopin-playing son of a bitch again. 1.4250 0.06224 120 82 25 13
370 He'd better change his tune. 1.4248 0.05734 113 72 34 7
371 I guess there’s a show down at the OK Chorale 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
372 Damn piano player! Took my spot! 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
373 I hate piano bars. 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
374 Looks like Ol' Pete's gettin' challenged to a duet. 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
375 Looks like Elton John is back in town. 1.4245 0.05987 106 68 31 7
376 I hear the other guy rode a Steinway. 1.4245 0.06135 106 69 29 8
377 Well Trigger, I reckon the cultural wars have reached these here parts. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
378 Uh-oh, the Liberace kid! 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
379 Whatever happened to Dueling Banjos night? 1.4234 0.05941 111 72 31 8
380 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world,she parks her piano in front of mine. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
381 Looks like someone confused the corral with the chorale again. 1.4231 0.06509 104 70 24 10
382 Looks like the Steinway Boys are back rustlin' again. 1.4231 0.06216 104 68 28 8
383 I thought I told Gershwin this town ain’t big enough for the both of us. 1.4231 0.06651 104 71 22 11
384 Looks like Mitchell forgot to tie up his bench. 1.4231 0.06364 104 69 26 9
385 A few drinks in the bar, or a few bars then a drink? 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
386 Jerry Lee Lewis don’t need no horse! 1.4224 0.06380 116 80 23 13
387 Another Jane Campion film. 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
388 See what happens when you forget to lock up the little stool? 1.4220 0.06015 109 71 30 8
389 Uh oh, boys, looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
390 It could be a trap. Let’s just play along with it. 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
391 Whoa there, fella. Looks like Doc Adagio is back in town. Let’s take this real slow. 1.4216 0.06143 102 66 29 7
392 Well, well… Liberace… No doubt here to dazzle us to death. 1.4216 0.06143 102 66 29 7
393 Looks like this feller needs needs to tinkle. 1.4216 0.06600 102 69 23 10
394 That varmint stole the bench again. 1.4216 0.05983 102 65 31 6
395 Well ain't this grand? 1.4206 0.06645 107 74 21 12
396 "Wow, maybe Aaron Copland's here. 1.4206 0.06776 107 75 19 13
397 I'm an old cowhand, on the piano grand. 1.4206 0.06374 107 72 25 10
398 Darn,the Copeland Gang is back! 1.4206 0.06091 107 70 29 8
399 Ever since they took down the cowboys only sign, it’s been a mess. 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
400 Looks like Liberace is off the wagon. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
401 Looks like Butch Cassidy and the Steinway Kid are here." 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
402 I’ve got a bounty out on an upright with two keys missing. Seen him?” 1.4190 0.06169 105 69 28 8
403 Darn. Karaoke night again? 1.4190 0.06169 105 69 28 8
404 I guess the deer and the antelope are late again. 1.4190 0.06316 105 70 26 9
405 I thought "the old black and white" meant a pinto horse! 1.4190 0.06019 105 68 30 7
406 I thought this was a piano bar. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
407 What's that three-legged varmint doin' here? 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
408 Once Upon a Tune in the West 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
409 The sheriff ain’t gonna like this! Looks like them rowdy Steinway Bros. are back in town. 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
410 I reckon this one's a player" 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
411 Wafting out of the saloon, Tom could hear the unmistakable sound of a drunken pianist attempting to play "Camptown Races" on a confused Appaloosa. 1.4167 0.06462 108 74 23 11
412 Pete just knew that the Steinway Kid was in town to settle a score. 1.4167 0.06326 108 73 25 10
413 Oh great, right in our spot Trigger. That's grand. 1.4159 0.05859 113 74 31 8
414 That better not be a dueling piano." 1.4158 0.06014 101 65 30 6
415 Well it looks like they shot him after all. 1.4158 0.06640 101 69 22 10
416 Oh, Oh, it looks like one of the Steinway boys is back in town. 1.4158 0.07073 101 72 16 13
417 So they draw the line between uprights and grands? 1.4158 0.06177 101 66 28 7
418 Well partner, looks like you're not the only piano playing horse in town. 1.4158 0.06177 101 66 28 7
419 This town ain’t big enough for Horowitz and me! 1.4158 0.06177 101 66 28 7
420 We meet at sunup for the shootout with the O.K. Chorale. 1.4158 0.06640 101 69 22 10
421 I reckon tonight’s duel will be a cappella. 1.4158 0.06932 101 71 18 12
422 Hmm, he left it parked with the keys in it. 1.4151 0.06685 106 74 20 12
423 Well that’s Grand. 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
424 Look who rolled into town. 1.4144 0.06067 111 74 28 9
425 Uh oh, this spells treble. 1.4141 0.06260 99 65 27 7
426 Not so grand now are you, Partner. 1.4141 0.06093 99 64 29 6
427 Lets get out of here bullseye, who ever is inside must have the quickest fingers in the west 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
428 You know a cowhand called Liberace? 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
429 The saloon owner narrowed his eyes and said, "what jerk parked their horse in the piano parking?" 1.4124 0.07142 97 69 16 12
430 City slickers. 1.4124 0.06346 97 64 26 7
431 Only three legs. Reckin he got it for a song. 1.4124 0.06991 97 68 18 11
432 A saloon shouldn't bother you after you've played a few bars. 1.4118 0.06130 102 67 28 7
433 No Trigger, it doesn't look well-tempered to me either. 1.4118 0.06588 102 70 22 10
434 The town didn’t want a piano bar. 1.4107 0.06024 112 75 28 9
435 Sure, it can play Chopin’s prelude in e minor…but can it neigh? 1.4105 0.06775 95 65 21 9
436 Nah, I'd say Van Cliburn's. Gould always brings his own chair. 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
437 I'm gonna need more Cowbell! 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
438 That critter’s sure got more’n his share of teeth! 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
439 It’s nine o’clock on a saddle day, and the regular crowd mosies in… 1.4086 0.07046 93 65 18 10
440 Well, well, it looks like that no good varmint Liberace is back in town. 1.4086 0.06348 93 61 26 6
441 Treble brewing. 1.4086 0.06706 93 63 22 8
442 [No caption. It says it all!] 1.4082 0.07082 98 70 16 12
443 Looks like treble is a-brewin'. 1.4082 0.05587 98 61 34 3
444 Let's mosey along, Ginger. I don't do piano bars. 1.4082 0.06460 98 66 24 8
445 It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
446 Okay, pardner, I know when I'm beat. My Colt 45's no match for a Steinway 88. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
447 He always did like making a grand entrance! 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
448 A new musical in the making: Western Side Story 1.4062 0.06718 96 66 21 9
449 Wow, so that Lone Ranger guy cannot even go into a bar without accompaniment. 1.4062 0.06879 96 67 19 10
450 Looks like Liberace took my spot again. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
451 I'm looking for the man who shot Liberachi Valance 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
452 Careful boys, Billy Joel is back in town. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
453 When I told him 'I'd teach him a lesson', this is not what I was talking about! 1.4043 0.06648 94 64 22 8
454 I told Jake to get a palomino, not piano. 1.4043 0.06818 94 65 20 9
455 Looks like Slim's riding bare Bach! 1.4043 0.06818 94 65 20 9
456 Looks like The Liberace Kid is in town 1.4043 0.06818 94 65 20 9
457 Looks like that Liberace feller is back in town.... 1.4040 0.05906 99 64 30 5
458 So the Concerto Kid's back in town. 1.4040 0.05906 99 64 30 5
459 I reckon he ain't from around these parts. 1.4040 0.06245 99 66 26 7
460 This guy's gonna leave on a high note. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
461 I don't care how grand the piano is, you're in my spot, so move it. 1.4038 0.06339 104 71 24 9
462 Sorry, but they don't serve minors. 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
463 I can't figure out if this is a major or a minor offense! 1.4021 0.06661 97 67 21 9
464 I don't care if Mozart is in the Bar, that's my tie-up spot. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
465 Well ole Paint, looks like Steinway's got your spot. 1.4021 0.05611 97 61 33 3
466 Oh, good, Victor Borge's back in town. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
467 Now that was sure an interesting trade. 1.4021 0.05799 97 62 31 4
468 Shoot!...The 'Piano Player'! 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
469 Hmph. This used to be the upright side of town. 1.4019 0.05767 107 70 31 6
470 I challenge you to a duet! 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
471 He's always bragging about his perfect hitch. 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
472 Hey hoss, looks like it’s time to face the music. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
473 It looks like the Liberace Kid is back in town. 1.4000 0.06923 95 67 18 10
474 There's gonna be fingers flying at the showdown. 1.4000 0.07392 95 70 12 13
475 Well tickle my ivories. 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
476 We’ll isn’t that just grand??!! 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
477 So this is where he goes during intermission. 1.4000 0.06061 95 62 28 5
478 I’ll give y’all a chance to regain your composer. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
479 He finally remembered where he had left his piano. 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
480 Looks like Black Beauty got yer favorite spot at the hitching post again! 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
481 Where do you suppose the saddle goes? 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
482 I heard this outlaw's in real treble 1.4000 0.05873 95 61 30 4
483 Who left their keys? 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
484 Stay. I’ll Handel this. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
485 Why that there's there's Rio Grand ya been hearin' about. 1.3981 0.05875 108 72 29 7
486 Next I 'spose I'll have to check my guns at the door. 1.3981 0.06374 103 71 23 9
487 I prefer traveling light with just a harmonica. 1.3980 0.06444 98 67 23 8
488 Looks to me like a score's bout to be settled. 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
489 Damn! Somebody’ took my spot! 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
490 Dang. Billy Joel the Kid's back in town. 1.3978 0.07194 93 67 15 11
491 This bar doesn't serve minors. 1.3978 0.06330 93 62 25 6
492 So this is where Copeland wrote Rodeo! 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
493 I've heard the Wolf Gang are in town-or something like that..... 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
494 So a pianist walks into a bar.... 1.3978 0.06512 93 63 23 7
495 And f*** the piano you rode in on too! 1.3978 0.06142 93 61 27 5
496 A man, a horse and a piano walk into a bar.... 1.3960 0.06461 101 70 22 9
497 Well, dang! Liberace's back in town! 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
498 Now ain't this grand! 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
499 A piano outside, a piano inside, and a flyer advertising a duel, I’ve got a bad feeling about this. 1.3956 0.06420 91 61 24 6
500 This must belong to the Rhinestone Cowboy. 1.3956 0.06227 91 60 26 5
501 Damn! Where's my tip jar? 1.3956 0.06028 91 59 28 4
502 Looks like the Mozart gang is back. 1.3956 0.06967 91 64 18 9
503 I think I’ve found the piano thief. 1.3953 0.06250 86 56 26 4
504 Looks like this place is Uprights Only! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
505 Reckon it's a piano bar 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
506 This tune isn't big enough for the both of us. 1.3936 0.06091 94 62 27 5
507 It can tinkle all it wants to out here. 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
508 This can only mean one thing...Black Bartok's back in town. 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
509 Well I'll be darned. Looka the set o' teeth on that 3 legger. 1.3936 0.06631 94 65 21 8
510 I’m guessing Elton John just streamed ‘Brokeback Mountain’. 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
511 ..........and the piano you rode into town on! 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
512 Good. I finally found a piano bar. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
513 Well, now ain't that grand! 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
514 Let’s hope nobody shoots the piano player. 1.3933 0.06110 89 58 27 4
515 So that's what they meant by piano bar 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
516 Better call the sheriff, Liberace Valance is back in town! 1.3933 0.06315 89 59 25 5
517 Good day to catch up on the Bartók. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
518 When I told him to leave a note, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
519 Well ain’t that grand. Taking up two spots and it’s only got three legs. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
520 Looks like the outlaws have changed their tune 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
521 That three-legged thing will never make it across the prarie. 1.3913 0.05977 92 60 28 4
522 Looks like the bench is already drinking. 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
523 Oh, oh, it looks like the Steinway gang is in town! 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
524 Well I'll be danged. The Ivory Kid, this far north? 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
525 Oh, so that's where I left it. 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
526 I see Elton is early for our poker game. 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
527 You can lead a piano to the saloon,but you can’t make it play 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
528 Well ain’t that grand. 1.3889 0.06057 90 59 27 4
529 If you don’t move, you’ll be singin’ a different tune. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
530 Reckon this here's a case of grand larceny. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
531 Wait til Maxwell Silverhammer finds out Ebony and Ivory are back in town. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
532 Looks like we’ve reached the Rio Grande. 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
533 I recon it's just here to play a few bars. 1.3889 0.07012 90 64 17 9
534 Well,boy,looks like you and me are in for a mighty fine evenin’ of Rachmaninoff. 1.3889 0.06260 90 60 25 5
535 I had no idea Liberace was still drinking here 1.3889 0.06260 90 60 25 5
536 What’s the point? It can’t run away with only 3 legs. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
537 This is an upright town. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
538 Somebody left his keys outside the bar again 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
539 These are not the "keys to the city" I told you to bring. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
540 Billy ain't gonna get away with this. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday and the regular crowd's comin' in. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
541 Looks like Billy "The Kid" Joel has come to town. 1.3878 0.05356 98 62 34 2
542 He had a colt following. 1.3871 0.06310 93 63 24 6
543 In an instant, Jake knew, Black Bach was back in town. 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
544 Taking up two spaces... now isn't that just grand?? 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
545 A piano bar! This one horse town is getting too uppity for me. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
546 In that moment he realized that no banjo could help him in the duel to come... 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
547 I heard there was a player in town. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
548 Sounds terrible. Is someone playing a horse? 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
549 Now remember Duke, first sign of any trouble, you play Maple Leaf Rag. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
550 Play it again Trigger 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
551 Well, I guess we know who got employee of the month again. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
552 I warned him to stay away from this town, but I guess I'll wait to see how this plays out. 1.3864 0.05699 88 56 30 2
553 Never hankered to own one of them...too high strung. 1.3861 0.06596 101 72 19 10
554 Dang, it’s karaoke night. 1.3861 0.05797 101 67 29 5
555 You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make him plink. 1.3855 0.06821 83 57 20 6
556 I said duel not duet. 1.3855 0.06141 83 54 26 3
557 I know that brand, and it ain't from around theses parts. 1.3855 0.06375 83 55 24 4
558 Guess he didn't have enough rope to hitch the bench. 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
559 Sheriff's not gonna like the sound of this. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
560 We don't want any treble. 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
561 This town is not big enough for another pianist 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
562 Gonna be a duel, I reckon? 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
563 Hmm,looks like Rachmaninoff needs a morning pick me up! 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
564 Looks like it's karaoke night 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
565 Ugh, these piano bars are everywhere these days! 1.3838 0.06533 99 70 20 9
566 Well, dang it, someone shot the piano player again. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
567 Who parks like this? I thought Beethoven was deaf, not blind. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
568 Gershwin again? 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
569 That there piano belongs to Billy Joel the Kid. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
570 Oh geez,first comes the piano bar. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
571 No upright town's gonna abide this! 1.3837 0.06002 86 56 27 3
572 This looks like an upright establishment. 1.3830 0.06256 94 64 24 6
573 This town ain’t big enough for a duet. 1.3827 0.06228 81 53 25 3
574 Looks like old Horowitz is off the wagon again 1.3827 0.06932 81 56 19 6
575 Damnit Pederewski, you have one minute to waltz outa' town after taking my hitchin' spot agin'. 1.3820 0.06086 89 59 26 4
576 It's for the deer and antelope. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
577 The stakes’ll be pretty high tonight Pardner - we’ve got ourselves a real player. 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
578 Did that dang Lil’Nas bring that Elton fella along again? 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
579 The first sign of gentrification… 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
580 Looks like the Sondheim Kid is back in town. 1.3814 0.06786 97 70 17 10
581 Darn, must be BYOP night! 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
582 There's only so much of Oklahoma I can take 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
583 I’ll go in and get some water, hay, and a Fifth of Beethoven. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
584 Another tenderfoot ain't heard of a harmonica. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
585 Well shoot, ain't this grand? Since when did this place turn into another goldurned piano bar? 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
586 Do you believe this? It clearly states four-legged parking only. 1.3810 0.06084 84 55 26 3
587 I suppose next you’re going to tell me the singer is a little horse. 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
588 I see Steinway is in town. 1.3804 0.05955 92 61 27 4
589 I thought I told you to get out of tune. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
590 I always told him that piano would take him places. 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
591 I see they made off with the bench. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
592 The headliner always gets the best parking spot 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
593 I guess it's OK if its tied up in the blue zone, ; poor critter only has three legs! 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
594 Guess someone is playing the horse today. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
595 Those darn pianists. Getting all liquored up AND taking two parking spots. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
596 Come out and fight, Van Cliburn--I know you're in there! 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
597 Should be a grand time in the old town tonight! 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
598 Next thing you know they'll be admitting women. 1.3780 0.07690 82 61 11 10
599 I heard they had a 5th of Beethoven's here. 1.3780 0.06640 82 56 21 5
600 That horse must have cost a grand. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
601 That bastard can't even ride a horse 1.3780 0.07288 82 59 15 8
602 My guess someone is inside trying to tune a horse. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
603 All right, Horowitz. You won't get away this time. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
604 The day Billy Joel rode into town 1.3778 0.06033 90 60 26 4
605 Looks like Billy Joel the Kid is in town. 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
606 You’re in the wrong town if you’re looking for a piano bar! 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
607 I feel like I'm being played. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
608 Looks like the Grand ol’ Opera is in town! 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
609 Who rode in on that baby? 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
610 Pete could always tell when Aaron Copland was in town. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
611 Well, I reckon I’ll take the keys. He won’t be in any condition to drive. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
612 Of all the gin joints in the world, 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
613 Never a piano that couldn't be rode and never a player that couldn't be throw'd. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
614 Is it the deer or the antelope who play? 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
615 Someone’s playing around. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
616 A piano? Now ain't that just grand. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
617 What will it be--a stein or a Steinway? 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
618 That's one flat horse. 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
619 Damn! How'd he get here before me? 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
620 Yet another bench rustling. This time in broad daylight. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
621 I hate traveling musicians. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
622 Looks like your someone rode in on a high note. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
623 What kind of a horse’s ass would tie up a piano to a bar? 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
624 Very funny, Elton. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
625 Seems they shot the piano player... 1.3721 0.06199 86 58 24 4
626 I say the hell with him and the piano he rode in on. 1.3718 0.06607 78 53 21 4
627 Don't know why in hell this town needs a darned piano bar. 1.3718 0.07093 78 55 17 6
628 So this is one of them piano bars 1.3718 0.07093 78 55 17 6
629 This town isn’t big enough for a grand piano. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
630 You can lead a horse to a piano, but you can’t make him plink. 1.3708 0.07214 89 66 13 10
631 So, I see the piano bar has been moved outside due to Covid. 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
632 Woah, now. Easy. You’re pretty keyed up, little feller, ain’t ya? 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
633 When Billy-Joel The Kid came to town. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
634 This town hasn’t been the same since Beethoven moved in 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
635 Someone somewhere is playing a very confused horse 1.3704 0.07545 81 60 12 9
636 Still less confusing than alternate side parking 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
637 Dang! Stevie Wonder took the handicapped spot again. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
638 I thought they shot him. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
639 He cant carry a tune but he can tie one on 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
640 Better tell the sheriff the Liberace Kid is back. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
641 I didn't realize that parking spots were so grand. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
642 Hmm. It's pretty good crowd for a Saturday. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
643 Looks like the stool's got loose. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
644 I thought the law was “Don’t shoot the piano player?” 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
645 Looks like Elton's in town. 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
646 Billy the Kid meets Billy Joel 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
647 Well, I see Billy the Kid Joel is back in town. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
648 Don’t woo my horse with your Beethoven razzmatazz. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
649 Don’t know why they tied it up. Not goin’ anywhere fast; only got three legs. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
650 Come out and face the music Bernstein! 1.3684 0.07456 76 55 14 7
651 All keyed up, I reckon. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
652 @#!% you and the piano you rode in on. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
653 Well I’ll be—looks like Chopin’s back in town 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
654 Well, I guess they did shoot the piano player 1.3678 0.06959 87 63 16 8
655 I thought I was the keynote speaker today. 1.3678 0.06959 87 63 16 8
656 Gentrification reaches Dodge City. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
657 When he gets back, I'm going to teach him a lesson. 1.3678 0.07148 87 64 14 9
658 Not a surprise. He bet the ranch last week. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
659 Big Ted was right! She does have three legs! 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
660 We've been played! 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
661 Well how about that! The joke about a pianist going into a bar really happened. 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
662 Someone made a grand entrance. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
663 Something don't sound right. 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
664 If some poor drunk in there's playing a pony, it’d certainly explain the noise! 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
665 I bet he'll play a different tune when he comes out. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
666 Now that’s a horse of a different timbre. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
667 Oh great, the last thing this town needs is another singing sharp shooter 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
668 Now you listen here: this tune ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
669 I knew it wouldn't fit through the door! 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
670 I reckon this is a piano bar. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
671 I always wanted to go to a piano bar. 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
672 Uh, oh! Copland's back in town! 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
673 Let's see; "A priest, a rabbi and a piano player walk into a....no. A saxophonist, a ..." 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
674 I just hope he isn't still traveling with that banjo player. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
675 Well Chester, ain't that just grand! 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
676 Nice to see the Rio Grand 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
677 Well, well. No-Bench Billy’s back in town. 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
678 Uh, oh. Looks like Billy the Joel is back in town. 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
679 Well, it saves on hay. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
680 It's the Kid alright. I'd know that piano anywhere. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
681 Ever since this place became a piano bar, parking has been a problem! 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
682 Well Trigger, looks like kid Rachmaninov is in town for a showdown. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
683 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world. 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
684 Wrong saloon, my audition is with Yo-Yo Ma. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
685 My baby got hitched! 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
686 No wonder my teacher slurs her words! 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
687 Darn. I forgot tonight was talent night! 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
688 Yeah, but does he play well with others? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
689 Having only three legs doesn’t mean it’s handicapped. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
690 The Steinway Kid was back in town. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
691 This must be one of those piano bars Ive heard about. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
692 Gol darn it, now every cowboy west of the Mississippi is going to have pianist envy. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
693 A piano in my parking spot. Well ain't that grand. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
694 Uh oh, looks like it’s gonna be a concerto at the OK Corral. 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
695 Guess she had to leave it outside... 1.3600 0.06192 75 50 23 2
696 Only three legs? This ones off to the glue factory. 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
697 Something seems out of tune. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
698 Billy Bob Joel get your butt out here and face the music. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
699 You enjoy the piano bar while I go inside. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
700 Sure it has all the bells and whistles, but you know the way home when I'm drunk. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
701 Well, it looks like Beethoven the Kid is back in town. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
702 Somebody's confused - that's no Pinto! 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
703 Great piano bars of the Old West 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
704 Whoa, we’ve got an accompanist. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
705 A stop on the organ trail 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
706 ...86, 87, 88. Well, shoot, Daisy. I'm sorry I doubted you. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
707 You mean I could have rode in on a Yamaha instead? 1.3562 0.06578 73 50 20 3
708 I said ship to the home address! Not the work address! 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
709 Is Elton back in town? 1.3562 0.06578 73 50 20 3
710 Dang! its going to be another "Saturdays alright for fighting" 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
711 That son of a gun’s got a lot o’ nerve hitchin’ a baby grand at the Upright Saloon. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
712 Dammit. It's Jazz Night. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
713 How Grand Junction Got its Name 1.3553 0.06128 76 51 23 2
714 Glad to see they're classing up the joint. 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
715 Well I'll be darned. It looks like the bitch is back. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
716 Well that's a horse of a different color. 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
717 I was always taught "Piano on the left, horse on the right." 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
718 Should I leave a note? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
719 Yup. Looks like Piano Man is in town. 1.3553 0.06128 76 51 23 2
720 After years of evading capture, Sheriff Buckley realized he finally caught up to The Piano Player. He now had only one job . . . 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
721 I reckon someone's in there trying to play a horse. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
722 Dang it! I thought it was western night. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
723 Well golly gosh. Can you beat that. Looks like Freddie Chopin is back in town. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
724 Schubert at the O.K. Corral? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
725 Horowitz musta had a bad night at cards again. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
726 Wonder where she is? She said to meet her at the piano bar ... 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
727 Play that funky music cowboy! 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
728 There ain't supposed to be piano bars in Wyoming. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
729 I reckon this tune ain’t big enough for the both of us. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
730 I guess I should tell them they've left their keys in the ignition. 1.3523 0.05836 88 60 25 3
731 Well, look who's Bach in the saddle again." 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
732 I reckon this must be Billy Joel’s night off. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
733 So this is where the deer and the antelope play? 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
734 Just as I suspected. Black Bartók is back in town. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
735 Well, I guess it's Prosecco Night again. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
736 Looks like the Steinway Brothers are back in town. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
737 Looks like he said showtune not showdown 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
738 I don't like it either, big fella, but Shorty says it's the fastest thing on three legs. 1.3514 0.06215 74 50 22 2
739 Uh oh!!! Looks like treble!! 1.3514 0.07559 74 55 12 7
740 Hey we don’t serve minors here 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
741 Can't even go on a cattle drive without your favorite saloon being gentrified. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
742 Well dagnabbit, somebody else rode a horse to the saloon? 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
743 I got a little horse while singing at this piano bar. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
744 Well shoot Trigger, looks like they shot the piano player after all. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
745 He knew there’d be treble in town, so he kept on riding. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
746 Someone rustled my piano -- again. 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
747 Never tell a piano player to leave his weapon outside. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
748 I think we might just sit here until we see how this plays out. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
749 On his trail for months Tex finally catches up with Lang Lang. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
750 C'mon out, Mozart, I know you're in there. 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
751 You can ride a horse to piano but you can't make him play 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
752 This must be the grand opening. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
753 Who rides into town on a piano? 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
754 And the Steinway he rode in on. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
755 I'll be the Naked Cowboy if Mr. Ed plays the piano. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
756 Dang blast it! This must be where the singing cowboys hang out. 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
757 Judging by those chords he's a minor. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
758 I wish Elton John would just buy a horse like the rest of us. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
759 This is really starting off on a wrong note. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
760 This looks like a good place to wet my whistle. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
761 Open mic tonight 1.3478 0.06472 69 47 20 2
762 That Copland fella must be here again. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
763 Liberace rides again. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
764 Darn, looks like the Bartok gang's back in town. 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
765 A one-trick piano if I ever saw one. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
766 Damn him — and the stool he rode in on! 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
767 Howdy. My name is Al Capello...I'm alookin for the trail called the Stein Way. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
768 Dang! I figured the Freecycle ad was for a player piano, not a grand piano. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
769 Looks like that dang Liberace Kid is here. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
770 Doggone it! Roy Rodgers and Hammerstein! 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
771 Looks like The Steinway Kid is back in town. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
772 Ain't no one worse than a bench thief 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
773 Guess this ain’t a piano bar after all 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
774 Baby: It's cold outside 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
775 Yer in for a rough ride when those Julliard boys finish their drinkin'. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
776 I'm gonna ride that damn baby right into Carnaygie Hall. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
777 Feels like the Wild West ain’t what it used to be. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
778 Oh my, Billy Joe is here. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
779 Four legs and big teeth. I reckon’ it’s alright then.” 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
780 Well, lookie there...if it isn't one of those grand Palaminos." 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
781 That space was meant for compacts. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
782 Seems they left their keys. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
783 Damn, I guess they're going to shoot the Piano player? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
784 This is a major problem. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
785 He always forgets his keys. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
786 Huh. A real one-horse town. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
787 Gentrification! 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
788 Only a fool would leave such a beauty with the keys in plain sight. 1.3452 0.07084 84 63 13 8
789 This town ain’t grand enough for the both of us. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
790 His mother was right about one thing, playing the piano did take him places, just not Carnegie Hall. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
791 Looks like someone's come to town to court the schoolmarm. 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
792 The gentrification begins... 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
793 Save a horse, ride a piano 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
794 Another dang piano rustler! 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
795 Somethin's not upright here! 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
796 C'mon out, Elton, I know you're in there! 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
797 Since when did they start lettin' in concert pianists?! 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
798 That got to me, hearing you play "Gunfight at the OK chorale. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
799 Damn those piano rustlers... that's Harold's for sure 1.3429 0.06398 70 48 20 2
800 Stop playing those A,B,C flat notes and you'll get inside. They won't serve minors at the bar." 1.3429 0.06066 70 47 22 1
801 Oh-oh . . . looks like Lili Von Shtupp is back in town . . . 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
802 Étude, Brutus? 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
803 Uh oh, Whisky Fingers is back in town and he’s packing his old .88… 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
804 I guess neither of you are grand enough for this joint 1.3429 0.06398 70 48 20 2
805 Well, so ol' Twinkle Fingers is back in town... 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
806 I don’t like your tone, partner! 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
807 I always enjoy a good Piano Bar! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
808 Well, can't imagine how they managed to tame one of those. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
809 Hey, I should have brought mine along too. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
810 Could be trouble...a serious player in town. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
811 I'm not sure if this visit is going to end on a high note or a low note. 1.3425 0.06236 73 50 21 2
812 Honestly, how can anyone ride that? 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
813 I guess sing-along Cassidy is back in town 1.3425 0.06236 73 50 21 2
814 Thank G-d I don't have to carry that tune around in my head anymore. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
815 The Valkyries are drinking again… 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
816 Well Buck, now you know why I took up the harmonica. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
817 I wish Liberace would stop using the handicap parking spot! 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
818 Well, Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La-Ti-Da. Look who thinks they can tie up anywheres they please. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
819 Who does he think he is, a Steinway? 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
820 Shorty's wife must have the horse again. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
821 Looks like I'm on the Streets of La-Re-Do. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
822 He took his piano bench inside ? He's too good to sit on a barstool ? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
823 Only one hit, but the man has sure ridden it far. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
824 Well how in tarnation did he break a wild piano? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
825 I hope he got a grand welcome. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
826 I knew that Karaoke Machine would ruin the “ole west” for good! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
827 Have you seen my keys? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
828 She's just a baby, but I've heard grand things about her! 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
829 I’m really not liking this “save a horse, ride a piano” trend that’s catching on ‘round town. 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
830 Damn, another one piano town. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
831 C'mon out, Fingers . . . I'm challengin' you to a duet! 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
832 Someone's took my spot again. Ain't that grand? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
833 Selective breeding has gone too far this time. 1.3387 0.07947 62 46 11 5
834 Will be Bach in a Minuet. 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
835 Looks like someone's making love to his tonic and gin again 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
836 Dang! How will I know who to shoot in there if I can't tell which one is the piano player? 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
837 Lookie here…I knew The Steinway Gang wouldn’t be too hard to find! 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
838 In 100 years from now you will be inside, and they'll call it a piano bar. 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
839 Roy Rogers and Liberace went into a bar. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
840 Three wooden legs and he still beat you! 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
841 You’ll need to walk upright to get inside. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
842 You're not from around here are ya? 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
843 That cowboy rides a different range... 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
844 Three legs won’t get you very far around here. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
845 Mom! 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
846 Who parked in the handicap space? 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
847 uugh . . .I hate it when he does this, but I guess it's the old Stein way. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
848 Somethin' tells me the Singing Cowboy is nigh! 1.3380 0.05999 71 48 22 1
849 Well, look who's Bach in the saddle. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
850 I hear trouble, minor 6ths is in town. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
851 Ugh, it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
852 Sheriff’s gotta do something about these out-of-towners. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
853 Not gonna run too far on only three legs 1.3380 0.05999 71 48 22 1
854 Steinway is back in town. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
855 Looks like Wolfgang The Kid is in town 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
856 Some cowboy has a score to settle! 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
857 Well this puts a sour note on my midday victuals! 1.3378 0.05861 74 50 23 1
858 ''So they finally shot the piano player." 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
859 Just because its only got three legs don't mean it gets the handicapped parking. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
860 Looks like The Beethoven Kid is back in tune. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
861 Uh oh — looks like the Rachmaninoff gang is back in town. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
862 Reckon you don't see many piano bars round these parts. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
863 The scourge of gentrification, as Piano Bars push out old-time saloons. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
864 It's too upscale for me. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
865 I see Billy Joel has arrived. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
866 Dang it. Elton the Kid is back in town. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
867 Looks like someone made a grand entrance 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
868 I reckon we’re in for a heap ‘a treble. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
869 Looks like we have a visitor from the étude ranch. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
870 Well, well, look who's Bach in town. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
871 Now that’s a horse of a different color-and then some. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
872 I reckon Mr Ed is singing again tonight. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
873 I can't believe he left his keys behind. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
874 Hmm....Guess that Guy rode into Town on a Song." 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
875 Dammit! A grand parked in a compact space. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
876 Howdy. Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
877 That's neither Steed nor Stallion, Paco. That's a Widowmaker from the Hall of Carnegie." 1.3333 0.08172 69 54 7 8
878 I reckon I need to shoot the piano player. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
879 Well, well, well, isn't this grand? 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
880 Someone dropped theirs keys outside. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
881 It's good to see someone obeys the NO PIANOS sign. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
882 Ringo, who had never let anyone stop him, hesitates-thinking, this could be Liberace. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
883 Looks like this one-horse town finally got a piano bar! 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
884 How far can it git? Its only got three legs! 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
885 This is what happens when the arts and music are introduced into Rodeo school. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
886 Uh-Oh...looks like 'Wild Bill Joel' is in town again... 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
887 Say, that IS the black from the D-Flat Ranch. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
888 There's a lesson there, ol' Smoky: Measure your doors before you order from Amazon. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
889 This town just ain’t big enough for the 89 of us. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
890 Maybe that sign did say Organ Trail… 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
891 All the way from Abilene I've been thinkin' about a good stiff sonata. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
892 Missing a leg. But a great set of teeth. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
893 I'm an old cow-hand, With a baby-grand. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
894 Uh-Oh, Liberace's back in town. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
895 It looks like the boys from the twelve bar ranch are back in town. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
896 After years of practice, John finally decided to abandon his music. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
897 This town ain't big enough for me and Liberace. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
898 And that’s when he knew the band teacher hit rock bottom. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
899 Looks like they’ve let another Baldwin on the movie set. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
900 Never thought I’d see a troubadour in these parts. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
901 Finally. I've been trailing that outlaw Rachmaninoff for days. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
902 Looks like Steinway's back in town. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
903 Reckon it'll cause any trouble if I play a chorale but it's only Okay? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
904 She's only got three legs, but I'll bet she's worth a grand! 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
905 Play me a few bars. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
906 Play Dusty for me. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
907 A Minor inconvenience, no worries. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
908 Maybe I shouldn’t have complained about his harmonica playing. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
909 Looks like the rhinestone cowboy is here. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
910 Easy, big fella. That ain’t just another well-tempered clavier. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
911 Tex was gosh darnit puzzled until he realized someone must've shot the player and left behind this fine steed. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
912 some people arrive by horse and some by a high note 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
913 Looks like we may have just found the Juilliard Bandit. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
914 Darn fool left his keys again. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
915 Tut, tut. Rookie mistake - tying it up by its legs. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
916 The bartender said things were 'low-key', for now. 1.3284 0.06159 67 46 20 1
917 Looks like someone's trying to bring their grand ideas into our upright town. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
918 ...and the piano he rode in on 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
919 Damned idiot took my parking place. Again! 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
920 Must have gone inside to see a man about a horse. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
921 So he's moved on from rustling to grand theft. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
922 This may be the last damn straw -- curbside karaoke! 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
923 Sorry, boy, but they only accept well-tempered claviers. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
924 Must be their grand opening 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
925 Well, I hope he's upright when he comes out 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
926 Somebody please fire this cartoon artist. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
927 Apparently the ass who plays the piano is on a break. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
928 I'll bet he has a small pianist. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
929 You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make him play Chopin 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
930 Waaal, ol' paint, guess they don't appreciate no Rachmaninoff hereabouts... 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
931 Did you go baroque again? 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
932 Darn, all these places are turning into piano bars. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
933 Looks like treble. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
934 Well, it looks like Billy's back to playing the horses. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
935 Double parked, nothing but treble. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
936 I suppose he'll be playing a different tune. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
937 Never seen anybody ride one of those bare back before 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
938 Well Charlie, I guess we'll have no unchained melody today. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
939 Damn double-wides! 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
940 You best move on, Mister...you're sounding a bit too grand for this town. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
941 Played. Won. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
942 Dang fool left the keys in the ignition. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
943 I've got to stop eating that peyote 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
944 Frank must’ve gotten drunk and left his keys again. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
945 It was only a matter of time before the Lone Liberace strolled into town. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
946 Look's like Eighty Eight Keys is back in town. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
947 I suppose his spurs go jingle jangle jingle?! 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
948 It doesn't look upright to me. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
949 Looks like the Duke and Duke Ellington are hanging out again. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
950 It was brought in to play for the OK choral. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
951 I guess Ruby did bring her love to town 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
952 It looks like they both just got here. There's no stool behind either one" 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
953 How far could you get on three legs, anyway? 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
954 Now THATS a horse of a different color! 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
955 He’s the only singing cowboy fool enough to play the piano. 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
956 Every day my life gets weirder and weirder. 1.3239 0.05942 71 49 21 1
957 The piano man's drunk and is going to be playing his horse again tonight. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
958 Don't tell me he's playing the horses again. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
959 I know, I know, now he thinks it's him the people have been coming to see. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
960 Bösendorfer ... that's a mighty peculiar name for a cowpoke. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
961 So they wanted Borge but not his keyboard. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
962 Looks like that Liberace fellah stole our parking spot again! 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
963 It's a hitching post, not a piano bar. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
964 ...."guess it identifies as a horse" 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
965 Danged if that judge ain't on the bench again! 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
966 The beginnings of the piano bar. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
967 Well old paint,another piano barred. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
968 Dang it, Trusty, I thought Wednesday night was Chopin. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
969 Looks like I finally tracked down the Gershwin boys. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
970 Another one tangled up in blues. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
971 Ahh, I see the rhinestone cowboy must be back in town. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
972 I've never seen a three-legged horse before. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
973 Let's just hope he doesn't drink and gamble the bench away. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
974 Dammit I'm an octave late again 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
975 What's an instrument like you doing in a place like this? 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
976 Dang, guess the bench wandered off again. 1.3231 0.07938 65 50 9 6
977 So, I see Liberace’s back in town. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
978 I sure would like to meet that cowboy. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
979 I'm afeared to go inside to see what kind a man rode that here! 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
980 You lost your Pianist in a card game. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
981 Didn't expect to find a piano bar in this town. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
982 I knew he wasn't an upright fella. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
983 Don’t know how he made it this far with 3 legs, but that thing hanging between ‘em should be covered up. We got ladies around! 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
984 If Shootin' Chopin is in there, we're ridin' on! 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
985 Oh,no. Ballad the Kid is back in town. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
986 You were told not to play the William Tell Overture again! 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
987 Well, it looks like mine, but I'll have to check the brand. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
988 I wonder what he’s playing in there. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
989 In the Old West people tended to look down on piano’s that weren’t upright. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
990 Yippee! It’s a cappella night. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
991 There’s a new sheriff in town and I hear he plays favorites. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
992 It's bad enough that he rides that thing here, but then he has to BACK it in?!?!? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
993 Elton always gets Rock Star Parking 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
994 The good, the bad and the piano player. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
995 It looks like the Keyboard Kid is back in town. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
996 We finally tracked down the guy who shot the piano player. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
997 That Liberace always gets the best parking spot!! 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
998 Yup, I always need a shot before I play the Shostakovich second piano concerto, too. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
999 Aw, damn, Liberace's in town again. 1.3194 0.07616 72 56 9 7
1000 They say he rides tall in the bench and plays a mean sonata 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1001 Well played! 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1002 Must be one of them dueling piano bars I s'pose. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1003 This is somebody's first rodeo. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1004 Last time she got loose she went on a prolonged solo. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1005 So, Liberace’s here. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1006 Well now, that's a right pretty filly. Shame she's only got three legs. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1007 Looks like he’s traveling solo. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
1008 Gunfight at the O.K. Chorale? 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
1009 Looks like somebody's due for a tune-up. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1010 Hmph. Grand-standing! 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1011 Damn it, I told that Mozart fella to vamoose! 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1012 Looks like someone dropped their keys. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1013 Do you know the way to Santa Fe? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1014 Shucks, must a left his chandelier back at the ranch. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1015 Damn these piano barres. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1016 He never leaves his keys at home. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1017 Pianos go in the corral. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1018 Ok big fella, I’ll letcha play it, but no chopsticks! 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1019 We meet at high noon, whether you're sharp or flat. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1020 Durn it, this must be that there Three-Legged Saloon. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1021 Guess it's time to face the music. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1022 Billy the Prodigy: you come out with your dazzling hands up! 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1023 Oh, boy. There’s gonna be treble. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1024 Looks like it's only going to be Karaoke tonight. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1025 Looks like Partita Pete's back in town 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1026 I can't find my key. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1027 We don't take kindly to those notes around here. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1028 Wish Elton would hurry up with those backstage passes! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1029 No more runaway hits. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1030 Goodbye, old Piano; I’m leaving Cheyenne. 1.3182 0.05777 66 45 21 0
1031 Who in their right mind would tie up a horse with a saddle like that 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1032 Must be Billy Joel's horse. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1033 This town needs more parking. 1.3175 0.06330 63 44 18 1
1034 At long last, the bounty hunter had finally caught up to Liberace. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1035 This town ain't big enough for the tune of us. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1036 A piano player walks into a bar. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1037 Dang, the Texas Kid's ditched old Upright and gone Grand. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1038 Why can't he put his piano in the barn like a normal person? 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1039 Looks like Ludwig is back in town, still searching for the perfect fifth. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
1040 Hmm, I guess someone really did shoot the piano player. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
1041 Looks like the Wolfgang is back in town. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1042 Who left their keys here? 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1043 I wish he told me which one needs the tune-up... 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1044 Looky there pardner. And I was bout to trade you in for a harmonica. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
1045 That bum Debussy beat us again. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
1046 Why can't he just play a guitar or a harmonica! 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1047 If grand pianos are allowed to park here, what’s next, tubas or God forbid trombones. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1048 Parking continues to be a problem in Piano,Texas. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1049 I’m so tired of karaoke night. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1050 Trouble! That scoundrel Billy Joel's back in town. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1051 Life's different since Diana Krall did her country album. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1052 Shoot, I wanted a honky-tonk bar, not a Rachmaninoff piano concerto bar. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1053 E Flat and G Flat walked into a bar, but were asked to leave because they're minors. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1054 The note says he’ll be Bach in 5 minutes. 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1055 His grand ending is the way he hits the last few bars. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1056 The fellow that owns that, ain't upright. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1057 Piano bar prototype. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1058 Looks like there's a real player in town. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1059 Once he sees me out here he’ll be changing his tune. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1060 Looks like Jeremiah is back from his semester at Oberlin. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1061 Don't worry, old pal! I'd never tie YOU by your legs. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1062 There he goes again, gambling away his tip jar. 1.3134 0.06093 67 47 19 1
1063 Damn that genie! I did not say I wanted a really big pianist. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1064 WHOA! Looks like another fun night with the OK Chorale! 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1065 Damn Amazon left it at the door. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1066 Looks like the posse is staying low key 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1067 Well, I’ll be! Liberace’s in town. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1068 Damnit, I told him this was a one-piano town. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1069 He always takes my spot! 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1070 Horse breeding ain't his forte. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1071 Heh heh, looks like some greenhorn brought a horse to a piano duel! 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1072 Let's pull in here; I'm in the mood for a melody, and he'll have us feelin' alright..." 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1073 Someday, someone’s gonna say somethin’ like “ never leave your keys … .” 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1074 Oh yeah. Well I don't think you're so grand. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1075 Well,darn! It looks like the bench with the sheet music got away. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1076 I see Elton is in town again. Hope he remembers Saturday night is NOT alright for fighting. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1077 The drinks can wait. I have a few scores to settle first with this keyboard. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1078 Oh no, that Dude from Carnegie Hall is back in town! 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1079 Doggone it. It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday , I plum forgot he’d be here. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1080 Something tells me Mr. Liberace is off the wagon again. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1081 Huh! I could have ridden in on my piano, but it needs tuning. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1082 Hank told me Bosendorfer was his horse. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1083 What did you play to become a piano non grata? 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1084 Reckon I best get the sheriff. That post’s reserved for uprights only. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1085 I didn't know that Elton John was a cowboy 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1086 It’s time for us to settle the score, big guy. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1087 Careful, boy – those ivories look a little ticklish! 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1088 SO THAT EXPLAINS THE STRANGE TRACKS 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1089 I’d have gone with a Bösendorfer, but c’est la vie. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1090 After two days hard riding he came across the Rio Grande 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1091 No grand theft in this town. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1092 I’ve had it with that Ravel feller always takin up that there handicap space. 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
1093 Some idiot forgot to take their keys inside. 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
1094 Yup, Frank told me he'd have the keys out front. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1095 Ugh...it's a cappella Tuesday 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1096 Well, Lucky, looks like the piano man won't be singing us a song tonight after all. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1097 Henceforth known as ….“Grand Junction” 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1098 Rossini or no Rossini, the ad said only player pianos need apply 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1099 Well, well, well... looks like the Steinway Kid is back in town... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1100 How can it run with only three legs? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1101 Well, well, well--if it ain’t Tucson Tesh. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1102 That idiot. I said 'get out of town,' not tune! 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1103 No, I hear you: Please don't shoot the piano player. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1104 Well, isn't this just grand. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1105 It's taking up two spaces, but at least it doesn't have flies. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1106 Yep. That looks like the one stolen from the Double Bar Ranch. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1107 The Saloon was clearly not a piano bar. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1108 He’s sorry he traded in his horse for me- he’s inside drinking it off. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1109 I thought he was a player, but I’ll be darned if he hasn’t finally gotten hitched. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1110 Dadgum Elton John Gang must be back in town." 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1111 I must find the right key to solve this mystery. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1112 I didn't know it was THAT kind of duel. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1113 That's not exactly what I meant when I asked you to accompany me on my ride. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1114 That el Liberace...can't just play a harmonica like the rest of us. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1115 I'm a an old cowhand on a baby grand. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1116 I see that big shot Liberace is back from Vegas. And he took our parking spot. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1117 A piano stealing my parking spot really strikes the wrong chord. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1118 Looks like the new saloon singer is going a cappella. 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
1119 So he finally rode Bach into town. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1120 THAT's why I'm not hearing 'Do Not Forsake Me, My Darling' in the background. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1121 Dang it Trigger, that yankee varmint Billy Joel dun took our parking spot-again 1.3088 0.07911 68 54 7 7
1122 Guess someone struck a wrong note. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1123 Only honkeytonk piannas allowed in here, fella. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1124 Guess there is nothing 'Grand' about this place, and I was so 'keyed up' to go inside too! 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1125 A concert pianist walks into a bar... 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1126 They’re gonna have a major problem if they’re serving minors. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1127 Lookee here. Shorty roped him the Bösendorfer. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1128 Something's off key here. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1129 Kid Billy Joel must be in town. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1130 Who called this in? That’s not the Kid’s Palomino… 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1131 Be nice, boy. He only has three legs. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1132 Dang, that Liberace city slicker took our parking space again. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1133 Uh-oh, looks like the Piano Kid's back in town. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1134 I said go to the Salon not the Saloon! 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1135 Ah told him ah wasn’t playing around. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1136 Oh well, looks like this place is turning into a piano bar. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
1137 Let's try the next bar, the piano man is here. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1138 They're laughing now, but they need this guy. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1139 There's always some Liberace taking up two spots. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1140 Dang! Jelly Roll's back in town. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1141 When are these damned piano players gonna learn how to parallel park? 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1142 Haydn out at the saloon? I reckon I'll bring him in. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1143 Whoa. Must be one of them darn well-tempered cavaliers. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1144 You tryin ta play me? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1145 Ground floor, large tavern, parking for two. [automated translation of Italian property listing] 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1146 I've been kicked out of worse piano bars than this place 1.3065 0.05903 62 43 19 0
1147 Well someone here's about to make a grand exit. 1.3065 0.05903 62 43 19 0
1148 The piano player stole my horse… I don’t think a song’s been written about that one. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
1149 Well ain’t that just grand, taking up two parking spaces. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1150 And in that instant Tex realized he would be facing the music that night.... 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1151 I thought we asked for an organ donation? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1152 I prefer this to the dueling ones. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1153 Dang! My 45 ain't no match for his 88's. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1154 I thought I heard him ahead of me on the trail. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1155 You know Silver, I think those New Yorker cartoonists are running low on content. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
1156 « This is absolutely my last 16-bar pub crawl… » 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1157 I know sidekicks are disfavored these days, but I'm still not sure that 'The Lone Ranger and Piano' is an improvement. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1158 Let's see him sing his way out of this one... 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
1159 I can name that saloon in four bars...... 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1160 That greenhorn forgot to close the keyboard cover.” 1.3051 0.06046 59 41 18 0
1161 I’m going to challenge Billy to a Rachmaninoff. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1162 Look who's here - haven't seen him since the O.K. Chorale. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1163 Well, yippie kai yamaha... 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
1164 Darn, the two-handed tinkler is back! 1.3051 0.06046 59 41 18 0
1165 hmmm. didn't know you could tame those things. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1166 This town just ain’t the same. 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
1167 What ever happened to a cowboy and his harmonica? 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1168 Looks like Wurlitzer the Kid is in town. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1169 Were we gettin' together for a roundup or a rondo? 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1170 Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody.” 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1171 So I guess they did shoot the piano player." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton,FL 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1172 I don’t want to ‘hum a few bars,’ I just want to get a drink at this one. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1173 Dang, does that Elton John feller really think nobody’s not gonna shoot the piano player” 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1174 I'll be darned. That post is meant for uprights. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1175 This town ain't grand enough for the two of us. 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
1176 That scofflaw, Kid Beethoven, knows that post is reserved for uprights. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1177 Geez, another out of town yuppie trying to go local! 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1178 I hate when the Maestro rolls into town. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1179 Sheriff Bailey finally realizes he's been tracking a piano. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1180 I guess they finally shot Curly Brahms 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1181 How do you get to Carnegie Hall Saloon? Practice, practice, practice! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1182 Damn, that’s my spot, screw him and the piano he rode in on. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1183 Dang! I gotta get inside.. Ole blind Joe must be in there playing a horse again! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1184 Looks like the grand 88 picked this honky tonk for a full rest. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1185 How hard would it be to install a no piano parking sign? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1186 Paint, somethin' tells me the "Baby Grand Kid" ain't too far away. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1187 So, there's a new 'a cappella' group in town. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1188 Looks like we’re fixin’ to have a piano duel at the OK Corral. 1.3030 0.06095 66 47 18 1
1189 Play to win your very own pony! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1190 Sorry, I'm out of tunes. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1191 I’ve always wanted to break a piano. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1192 Well, look at that: A Yamahorse. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1193 I feel like I'm trapped in a Jane Campion movie. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
1194 Well, Ol' Girl, I guess we're in a classic western! 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
1195 We know you’re in there Steinway. Come out with your hands up. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1196 Now see here, that feller is just askin' for treble. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1197 Looks like Kid Steinway's back in town. I thought I told him last time to git outta addaggio 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1198 I can tell you’re Chopin at the bit to play it. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1199 There’s gonna be a duel tonight 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1200 Shoot, I forgot the secret tune I have to play to get in this saloon. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
1201 Must be Aaron Copeland's piano. 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
1202 Dad Gum! When did this turn into a piano bar? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1203 Well, I need a stein, and you're in my way. How about that? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1204 This prevents 'A piano walks into a bar' joke. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1205 That gives me an idea! Piano Bar wow I'll make a fortune. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1206 I reckon this is why it’s a one horse town. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1207 Damn! That's my parkin' space! 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1208 Yeah!?!...You and the Steinway you rode in on! 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1209 The sooner we get out of this one-grand-piano town, the better. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1210 Don't get yourself into a fuss Pegleg, that piano also has only three legs. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1211 I see Aaron Copeland is back in town. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1212 When did Billy Joel get into town? 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1213 I guess they're serious about banning guns and other percussive instruments from the cantina. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1214 Yep,this must be El Paso because here's the Rio Grande. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1215 When you’re outta tune, you’re outta the saloon. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1216 This tune's not big enough for the both of us. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1217 Aw, hell. Miss Marian's back in town, and I haven't practiced. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1218 It only has three legs....... 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1219 Reckon it's time to accelerando this intermezzo. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1220 I'll bet the owner ain't wearing boots and a hat 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1221 Looks like Kid Chopin's back in town. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1222 I'll wait till he takes the stage. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1223 He's drunk, better take his keys. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1224 Looks like that Aaron Copland fella's in town again. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1225 A cowboy walks into a gay saloon holding his pianist... 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1226 You've got to be kidding. A saddle with a back rest?" 1.3000 0.07708 70 56 7 7
1227 Billy took my spot again. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1228 Hmmm. Looks like the Liberace Kid is back in town. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1229 Looks like we're on time for the singing cowboy auditions. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1230 Looks like Steinway's already here. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1231 With me on harmonica we could get some campfire gigs. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1232 That danged Billy Joel must be back. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1233 They forgot to tether the stool. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1234 You'll change your tune when I'm through with you. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1235 Heck, my spot taken by one of those traveling pianos. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1236 Boy, they weren't kidding when they said this was a one-horse town! 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1237 That’s sure a classic ride. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1238 Uh-oh! The Steinways are in town! 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1239 The piano player is horsing around. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
1240 This is what we've rehearsed for, Banjo. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1241 Well now I really need a drink. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1242 Never thought I'd see the day when the cowboy way would give way to the Steinway. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1243 Honky-tonking again! You’re better than this. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1244 Of course some shiny import parked in my spot. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
1245 Now, let's see...this must be the 'Tune Inn... 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1246 I guess this explains why there's a horse inside the saloon. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1247 It's the future of transportation. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
1248 I told that bastard he’d never make it to Carnegie Hall. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
1249 Key-Haw! 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1250 The piano At the Saloon with The revolver on the Cowboy 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
1251 Dang,another stool gone. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1252 Well, old girl, it looks like Billy Joel is back in town. 1.2982 0.08289 57 45 7 5
1253 Did I say that it’s time for horseplay? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1254 Must be a Holstein. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1255 Well, well, Mr. Chopin. I believe I have finally tracked you down! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1256 Apparently it's not a piano bar. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
1257 This is either Tarantino or the Coen Brothers. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1258 This may not be as black and white as it appears. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1259 Them Steinway rustlers been at it agin'. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1260 Sorry Cowboy, this is the O.K. Choral Saloon. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1261 ...and the union will take me to court if I attempt to move it. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1262 Zach knew it was time to pull up stakes. He'd fought drought, grizzlies, and that guy in Tucson that time. But nobody could fight gentrification. Too bad. Pianola Junction had had a good run. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1263 Drinking Tan and Black,no doubt 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1264 That’s one f sharp looking horse. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1265 What's a 3-legged critter doing here? 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1266 Yeah? What makes you so grand? 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1267 Damn cowboy honkytonks never get it right. There 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1268 Looks like Miss Kitty's upgrading the old upright" 1.2963 0.06272 54 38 16 0
1269 Time to settle the score. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1270 Typical. He always arrives on a false note when I fall a half step behind. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1271 Ivory keys? You've gotta be kidding me. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1272 Well Rusty, I said I was gonna stop in here for a little tinkle. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1273 I reckon it's time to get tuned up. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1274 Where's my stool? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1275 Well, looks like we found that "I shot the sheriff" singin' bastard. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1276 Make it one more for my baby grand and one more for the road. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1277 I thought he was joshing when he said the music moved him. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1278 Fucking Absurdists. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
1279 I thought I shot Liberace Valance. 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
1280 Look Trigger! A piano bar. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1281 And here, I thought this place WAS a piano bar. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1282 That's my dang spot - I don't care of it only has three legs. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1283 Pathetique! 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1284 Looks like them symphony boys are back again. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1285 Ivory Pete! 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1286 Looks like Stein went thataway. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1287 Get one bad review and you have to play outside. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1288 Careful girl, he's a player. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1289 I thought this was reserved for four legs? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1290 I thought Liberace was dead. 1.2941 0.06444 51 36 15 0
1291 All quiet on the Reo grand! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1292 Looks like the Chopin Kid has hit town. 1.2941 0.06444 51 36 15 0
1293 Keep trotting, Buttercup. I'm not ready to lose another wallet to the fastest fingers in the West 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1294 Looks like the Aaron Copland boys are back in town. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1295 Troubles a brewing... Karaoke can’t be far behind. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1296 Yup, a sure sign of Billy "the kid" Joel and his gang. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1297 Didion, get out here! 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1298 You played it for her, now play it for me!" 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1299 Great set o' teeth! 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1300 He always was one to make a grand entrance. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1301 You ever see a saddle like that, Bucky? 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1302 This may not end well. Dueling outlaws meet dueling pianos! 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1303 Dang it, this town ain't big enough for two concert pianists. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1304 Looks like we are in for some treble. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1305 So this is where Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy are holed up !? 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1306 Head on home now, you're just a baby. 1.2931 0.06029 58 41 17 0
1307 The pianist is horsing around in the Saloon! 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1308 I figured the music would take him here. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1309 Wanna try a duet? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1310 Ain't that just grand. No parking spots! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1311 Ole Paint, I sense treble. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1312 Better call the sheriff. Looks like there may be treble. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1313 Poor cowboy. Somebody stole his saddle. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1314 That's when Hank realized that he had stumbled upon the infamous Utah jazz. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1315 Wonder how they saddle that thing. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
1316 Two drink minimum and I'm outta Dodge. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1317 Guitars only. It’s folk song night. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1318 Looks like Beethoven's in there again working on his Fifth! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1319 I guess this ain't no one-chord town. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
1320 Must be 9 o'clock on a Saturday. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1321 Well,dang. Now it’s a piano bar? 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
1322 Did someone call for a tune-up? 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1323 Eighty-eight keys and still can’t open the door. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1324 I see Morricone is at it again. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1325 Next thing you know, they'll be letting in women 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1326 So that’s how he’s gonna play it. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1327 So, he finally sold that double bass 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1328 Look out for trouble. Them symphony boys are back in town. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1329 This isn’t the kind of town where you can leave your keys lying around 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1330 Well ol' hoss, I reckon it's time to face the music 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1331 How did they get here first on three legs? 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1332 Times must be tough at Julliard. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1333 This better not be a musical. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1334 Oh no. Joel the Kid is in town." 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1335 Let me guess, stallion, you’re hoping for Unchained Melody? 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1336 Well I finally found him, Billy must be in there making love to his tonic and gin. 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1337 Well Nellie, it appears someone parked his keyster in our spot! 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1338 Well, nice teeth certainly, and glossy, but who would want it with only three legs? 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1339 It's good to be back in Key West. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1340 Look's like Buffalo Bill Coda is back in town. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1341 That ride musta hurt 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1342 NOW THAT'S A NEW ONE FOR ME, A RIO GRAND 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1343 The piyannie bar said it’s für you, Elisie. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1344 Dad gummit, Liberace, we don't like your kind 'round here! 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1345 Dang it, that’s my spot. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
1346 Welp, there’s a cowboy that ain’t just whistling Dixie. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1347 So that's where my keys are. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1348 If the piano’s out here, someone must be horse-playing in there… 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1349 He just left town heading west on his stool. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1350 I thought I told that varmint Chopin to get outta town 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1351 Well, if it ain’t the old black and white I lost playing poker back in Abilene. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1352 Well, old paint, I think we just found our piano rustlers. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1353 But where does the saddle go? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1354 I couldn't have been more clear; I told them to tie one around the leg of the piano and the other around the leg of the bench 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1355 Its more than a one horse town!! 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1356 So we meet again, Liberace. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1357 The new models are always so flashy. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1358 So this is what they meant by a Grand entrance! 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1359 Someone call the sheriff. Rachmaninoff is back in town. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1360 Such as shame to see a baby hitched like that. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1361 OK, I see, you come to a gunfight with a piano. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1362 So I did forget my keys here last night. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1363 Something's out of tune here. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1364 Looks like Van Cliburn’s back in town. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1365 That's going to get dusty without a cover. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1366 Looks like both Billy Joel and Billy the Kid are already here. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1367 Let's hurry and arrest him before the rest of his band shows up. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1368 I must be at a piano bar. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1369 A piano? What's next, Lily Von Shtupp??? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1370 Art Chester Chester and Billy Joel went in to see Miss Kittay. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1371 What do you expect when Chopin walks into a bar. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1372 Looks like the Lone Ranger is in town, along with his faithful sidekick, Tchaikovsky. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1373 Obviously doesn’t know how to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1374 Dang it Pickly Pete, Ma ain't gonna let me skip practice no how. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1375 Wyatt reckoned the Steinway brand wasn't from around these parts. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1376 Wow -- I didn't know Liberace was back in town! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1377 Now what kind of cowpoke would name their horse Steinway? 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1378 Liberace! 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1379 Looks like someone left their keys outside. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1380 Well if it ain't the Reno Gang and that one member's nephew who got into Julliard. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1381 Who forgot their keys? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1382 Another prop guy bites the dust. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1383 I guess we all rode in here on something. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1384 ‘A piano bar—it’s their forte. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1385 Looks like the Steinway boys are back in town. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1386 He'll be riding out on one hell of a song, I know that much. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1387 Rachmanikoff is back in town. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1388 Seeing the old black & white tied up to the hitching post, the cowboy knew that he would once again face off with his old nemesis, Sergey "Rocky" Rachmaninov 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1389 I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1390 Gonna be treble. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1391 What a minor inconvenience. 1.2857 0.06091 56 40 16 0
1392 I'm going to shoot the piano player if he plays Crocodile Rock one more time. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1393 Well, Thunder, looks like it’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1394 Bösendorfer! That varmint knows full well this is a Steinway town. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1395 Looks like the Wolf Gang is in town. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
1396 I know you're in there, Rocky Raccoon! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1397 Well, they do always say that music can take you places. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1398 It looks like we're in for some horse play! 1.2857 0.06091 56 40 16 0
1399 I guess the Sunday parking rules are in effect. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1400 Better keep our distance, Daisy. She looks mighty keyed up. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
1401 Well if Billy Joel ain’t in town tonight. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1402 This piano bar idea needs a little tweaking. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1403 I"m so sick of those ballet lessons. Maybe I'll give this a try. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1404 So that's why they call this The Grand Saloon. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1405 Look who just rolled into town 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1406 This parking spot’s not big enough for the both of us. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1407 Looks like it's the end of the trail for Hopalong Steinway. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1408 Huh, a bare back piano, how odd. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1409 That oughta stop the porch pirates. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1410 Looks like Steinway boys are back in town. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1411 The piano player did know it was a one-horse town. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1412 It looks like Copeland is back in town. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1413 How far could it get with just three legs anyway. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1414 Well, Steinway - looks like the Discord Kid’s back in town. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1415 A musician’s life before the invention of electronic keyboards. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1416 Dangnabbit, the Bechstein Gang's back. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1417 Hmm,leg cobbled,must be Honky Tonk 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1418 The piano man’s warming up. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1419 You've had enough, I'm taking away your keys 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1420 This town ain't grand enough for both of us. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1421 The Cowboy's Lament" gonna be up next 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1422 I’d have it moved, but then you gotta re-tune the dang thing. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1423 They said he was grand but not upright enough. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1424 Remind me, is it a minor key when making a dramatic entry? 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1425 Which is faster? Learning to play on the piano or the horse? 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1426 Which of the objects in this picture does not belong? 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
1427 Your piano rustling days are over Liberace,now unholster your candelabras and step outside - and please stop it with that infectious smile. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1428 I’ve heard of these piano bars. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1429 You can lead a piano to liquor, but you can't make it drink. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1430 That spot’s reserved for a pinto. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1431 So, who striding the Stineway? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1432 Well, ain't that lucky? We're here on Billy Joel night. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1433 Is someone in there don't know the low Chopsticks part, there's gonna be trouble. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1434 That piano hasn't been tacked yet. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1435 Why that looks like Old Man Peyton's stolen piano! I'd recognize that damper pedal anywhere! 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1436 I hate it when they take up two spaces. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1437 When the piano teacher said he had gotten a little hoarse... he wasn't kidding. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1438 It is scary what they did to Jim in Juilliard. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1439 Guess this is a one piano town. 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
1440 By the time of his American visit, Franz Lizst’s day drinking had become problematic. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1441 The lead from "Paint Your Wagon" must be here. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1442 Gentrification’s takin’ over the town. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1443 Looks like they forgot to tip the piano mover... 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1444 Guess the piano player don’t want to get shot. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1445 I ain’t seen a palomino like that before. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1446 Every damn day they’re dueling. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1447 Looks like this guy is actually at home on the range. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1448 Well this starts to explain the horse in my bathtub. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1449 Looks like you found a home on the range 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1450 What's a fine-lookin' percussion instrument like you doin' in a place like this? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1451 I recognize that tune. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1452 This town's not big enough for two piano teachers. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1453 He just came in from the O.K. Chorale 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1454 I vant to be alone! 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1455 Is that idiot in there playin' his horse again? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1456 Well darn,looks like she’s got A flat. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1457 Dang. I forgot to bring in a stool sample. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
1458 If we don’t destroy it, there will be a philharmonic here by morning. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
1459 The unmistakable calling card of the Lone Lounge Singer. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1460 Hmm, I thought we told Jane Campion she wasn't welcome in these parts anymore. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
1461 It's the logo for the Giddy App. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1462 Hey, that's my parking place! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1463 I wonder if it’s Manilow or Joel playing tonight? 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
1464 How cowboy karaoke got its start. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1465 There goes the country in western. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1466 It looks like Shorty traded the upright in. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1467 Dang, Old Paint. That piano player parked in the handicapped spot again. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1468 Don't worry girl, you'll never be replaced. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1469 Legend has it he rode in on a Steinway. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1470 Good, we got here just in time to arrest Horowitz the Kid. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1471 There's a new sheriff in town playing a new tune. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1472 Wow, this block is getting gentrified real quick. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1473 Looks like Billy Joel’s in town. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1474 My stars, what I wouldn’t give to ride a fine black beauty like her! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1475 Well, looky here Daisy, another Ludwig von Idiot bringing in a grand when this is clearly an upright piano town. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1476 Whose the brave soul that rides their piano bareback? 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
1477 Always time for another nocturne, I guess. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1478 Humph ! Piano man taking up two spaces again? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1479 You in there, I'm the Singing Cowboy who runs this town calling you out. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1480 Hey, they don't serve C-minors here ! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1481 We're in luck! Liberace has rolled into town. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1482 That's not a horse at all. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1483 Ain't this a minor inconvenience? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1484 It’s about time we had some culture in this town 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
1485 Ain't no room in this town for dueling pianos! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1486 We'll have to play this one by ear. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1487 See what happens when your too high strung? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1488 Dang! Where does the saddle go? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1489 Well that's strange; it looks like that thing doesn't even play itself 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1490 Whoa, that’s not right! Who’s ever heard of a horse with no mane? 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
1491 You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him plink. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1492 Bach in Town? 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1493 Looks like trouble’s coming- the marshal’s all keyed up again. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1494 Dagnabit, Sam tethering the Grand in the Upright space again. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1495 Mechanical bull out; piano bar in. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1496 I should be inside but I’m all keyed up 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1497 You can lead a horse to a piano bar, but.... 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1498 Man, I hate it when someone takes up two spaces. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1499 Go on now, Thunder -- play us a tune. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1500 No, this is the Caption Contest. Head back to Shouts & Murmurs, turn left, and Goings On About Town should be straight ahead. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1501 Screw him and the piano he rode in on! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1502 I can see Ol' Joe started servin' Sissy Drinks. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1503 Instead of playing a few bars,the music’s all tied up. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1504 I knew it! Steinway's back in town! 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1505 'Round these parts, it's my way or the Steinway. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1506 Three legs and four hands at the most don’t seem much use to nobody. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1507 Gosh darn it! Another piano bar conversion. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1508 Well the Baldwin boys are back, Rusty. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1509 I reckon Billy Joel the Kid's in town. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1510 I’ll be danged. Looks like that son-of-a-gun Beethoven is back in town. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1511 You, of all instruments, should know better. You can’t get in without a mask. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1512 Well I'll be .. the music man's in town. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1513 All right, I'm coming out to face the music. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1514 Dang it! Looks like the bench thief is back in town! 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1515 I thought Miss Kitty was expecting a grandbaby. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1516 This town isn't big enough for a piano bar. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1517 They weren’t kidding last night when they told bob that was his last song. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1518 Better notify the sheriff. Looks like dueling pianos at sunset. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1519 I see Fingers Malone got here! 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1520 Tonight's entertainment at the Saloon should be grand. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
1521 Sorry if you're waiting for the upright, he never comes outside. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1522 Is that your emotional support piano? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1523 Dang! Looks like Bill won the grand. 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1524 I hear he’s a player. 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1525 So,Bach is back for a bock. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1526 Last week it was a tuba. Tough to get a good parking spot in this town. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1527 He must be looking for the salon. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1528 Whoa!! Ludwig’s on his ninth and he can’t hear you, Baby! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1529 That infamous day Liberace came into town. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1530 Some how I never manage to park here… 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1531 Oh no! They booked Liberace again. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1532 Guess there's a new musician in town. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1533 You were right Liberace was a cowboy after all! 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1534 I’m afraid this place isn’t upright. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1535 Someone’s looking for treble. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1536 Well, you're never gonna learn yer scales standin' over there, Rosie. 1.2745 0.08891 51 42 4 5
1537 A piano rolled into town one day, and tied up at the tavern. The pianist went in to settle a score. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1538 What in tarnation?! What crazy old coot done tied up their horse to the grand piano hitching rail? 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1539 Doesn't he know that's an UPRIGHT piano spot? The nerve. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1540 Damn gentrification. There goes the neighborhood. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1541 That was a grand entry. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1542 Awkward 1.2745 0.08891 51 42 4 5
1543 Oh crap, they have migrated here too! Let winter sort them out Hottish, then we'll sort the rest in the spring. 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
1544 As the sheriff mumbled to himself,"Liberace..." , He knew trouble was coming . 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1545 We’ll that’s a hell of a note! 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1546 That's one way to avoid losing your keys. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1547 No horse playing the piano 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1548 You played it for that other horse over there, you can play it for me. Play it again Sam. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1549 What's a piano like you doing in a place like this? 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1550 I C Major problems if you Don’t move… 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1551 Guess I'll have to take my lounge act somewhere else. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1552 This piano bar doesn't take your kind. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1553 Maybe you're too highly strung. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1554 Oh great, the last thing this town needs is another F-Sharp Shooter. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1555 They did say it was a piano bar. 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
1556 Where are the keys to this thing?!!! 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
1557 It doesn't pay much, but somebody has to dramatically stop playing when the protagonist walks in. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1558 And that’s how the Elton John Wayne Saloon came to be… 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1559 Well Pianoman, there ain't enough room in this town for the both of us. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1560 Yee doggies, Count Basie's in town again? 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1561 Looks like somebody needs to be taught a lesson. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1562 You’d best just Mozart on outta town now, Big Fella. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1563 This looks like a classy place to get a mug and a plate of beans 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1564 He rode in on a Yamaha, rides out on a Bösendorfer. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1565 The owner of this is no upright guy. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1566 I finally found a piano bar I like! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1567 “Clair de Saloon” 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1568 This here's the prelude to somethin' big. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1569 Few Townspeople knew that the Saloon was a gay bar 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1570 He does this in the middle of every solo. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1571 I thought I ordered a stagecoach, not a stagehand 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1572 That won't play in this town. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1573 This neighborhood is changing, and I don't like it. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1574 When crossbreeding goes terribly wrong unless you're into listening to classical music on the range. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1575 Well played, Tex. Well played. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1576 Not only that, but the other guy is riding backward and without stirrups. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1577 At least he didn't back in. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1578 Looks like Slim dropped his keys outside again... 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1579 The sheriff had finally tracked down Liberace the Kid. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1580 I am sensing that the people inside aren't going to be so upright. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1581 I shot the piano player! 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1582 What you lookin' at cowboy? You never seen Beethoven get a drink? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1583 I get three-legged pianos. But I don't get three-legged horses. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
1584 This isn't the kind of dueling I had in mind. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1585 It was always a real ragtime performance to get Jim to leave the saloon. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1586 Guess they don't serve minors. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1587 Damn urban elites! 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1588 Must be Liberace the Kid 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1589 I ordered a piana not a piano! 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1590 Dang it! another night of Standards... 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1591 Looks like Liberace Valance took our parking spot,again. 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
1592 I hate when these sport utility pianos take up two spaces. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1593 The outlaw is Bach. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1594 Oh Good! It's Chopsticks and eggroll night. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1595 So much for unchained melody! 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1596 I wonder where will this „no music inside saloons” policy lead to. What’s next - no smoking ? 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
1597 Well, it looks like I'm the designated pianist. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1598 It's that dad-gum fancy-pants East coast piano player takin' up half the hitchin' post! 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1599 Guess I'll stop to take a tinkle. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1600 He must have rode in at high C 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1601 Damn, those guys from Washington Square Park beat me here again! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1602 I wish we had never started calling Billy Joel Piano Man. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
1603 Where is she? 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1604 I long for the days when men were men, women were women, and I didn’t get pushed off the guest list by John Legend. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1605 I thought he said he had a Pinto. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1606 Who's making a grand stand at the Saloon? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1607 Time to shoot the damn piano player. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1608 No duets. It's not big enough for both of us. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1609 Elton John drinks his way across Texas. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
1610 Oh no, they tied up the keynote speaker 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1611 Dagnabit,that scoundrel knows this is the woodwinds section! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1612 Just when you thought we'd run Jerry Lee Lewis out of town... 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1613 Three legs? Must be a handicap space. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1614 Must be a new player in town! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1615 Damn, and I thought I got here early 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1616 Darn it, Gaga beat me here. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1617 Hide the women and children. The Steinway Kid's in town. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1618 They said it was a one horse town so I had better move on. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1619 Damn, Harley! Next thing y’ know, it’ll be dressage hosses! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1620 Those damn traveling musicians have takin my hitching place again. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1621 So much for my grand entrance. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1622 You think you’re too grand for this bar? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1623 Well, partner, looks like Billy Joel has rolled in. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1624 Whoa. I told 'em to tie that up out back! 1.2698 0.05637 63 46 17 0
1625 What seems to be the treble, Clef?" "No treble, it's all about the space. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1626 Uh oh—Billy Joel the Kid. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1627 Looks like they waltzed across Texas again.... 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1628 Subtle, but for the hundredth time we can't afford piano lessons! 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1629 Must be from the Rio Grand. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1630 He said not to worry but I don’t like the sound of this. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1631 Looks like its open mike night. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1632 I see Liberace is back in town 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1633 Hey, ain’t that Jake’s brand? That bushwhackin’ pano rustler’s gotta be in this here saloon. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1634 Don't shoot me! I'm only the piano. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1635 Is Beethoven here again? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1636 Ah reckon it's time fer a talk with the piana player about our parkin' spot, Trigger. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1637 Well, boy, we found the lounge singer, but I still can't figure out why he has a bounty on his head. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1638 Well, Old Paint, it's a sign the fight's about to begin so we'll just move along. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1639 Not another piano bar, guess it's back to the herd. 1.2692 0.08734 52 43 4 5
1640 Not another singing cowboy! 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1641 Well now ain't that just grand! 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1642 Well now Boogie Woogie's back, I bet he's already 8 to the bar. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1643 Come out and fight me like a man, Elton John! 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1644 Looks like there's gonna be a duel. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1645 Looks like you're getting pretty keyed up out here. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1646 Typical! Them damn Yankee liberals taking up two spaces. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1647 What fool went and tied their horse to a piano rail? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1648 I gota meet the cowpoke that rode that thing in. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1649 Dadgummit, took my spot again - ain't that just grand! 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1650 Look who crescendoed into town. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1651 Liberace's in town, better warn the Sheriff. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1652 If you can ride it away it's yours! 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1653 Dang, I guess we won't be singin' "play us a song Mr. Piano man, play us a song tonight..." 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1654 I told him not to come back to this tune. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1655 …and then the bartender says, “Why the long decrescendo? 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1656 I hear there’s a new player in town. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1657 I the old days, pianists had to get their drinks to-go. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1658 Dang, it's a baby grand pinto! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1659 Whoa, yet another sign of encroaching gentrification. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1660 God dam, Yehudi Menuhin must be back on the beer. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1661 This must be the piano bar. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1662 Well, I'll be! A Steinway man in Bösendorfer country. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1663 The origin of the piano bar. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1664 He likes to play a few bars first. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1665 You can lead it to Carnegie Hall, but you can't make it plink. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1666 Who has the keys to this? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1667 If this ain't the 'dangest one piano town I've ever seen. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1668 Why tie it up? It ain't going nowhere 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1669 Looks like Billy (Joel) the Kid is in town again. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1670 Art Tatum or Fats Waller must have been here. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1671 Uh-oh. Looks like the Steinway Gang's back in town. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1672 I think it all started with A Minor. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1673 I asked for directions to a piano bar,not a piano and a bar. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1674 Parking was so much easier before that danged conservatory started up. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1675 I don't know what's got me so doggone mad the most--Steinway's parking in the handicapped horse zone or his infernal blabbering about German craftsmanship? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1676 Not good. Looks like that Chopin Gang is back in town. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1677 If I play this right,that rascal will come out singing. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1678 That pianer must be pretty high-spirited, ifin' they gots to double hitch that 'un. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1679 Last week the dish ran away with the spoon, so they’re not taking any chances. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1680 Only three legs , but where’s his handicap sticker?! 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1681 Ain’t that grand. Taking up two hitching spots 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1682 Parked just because it has big teeth and legs? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1683 I reckon Beethoven The Kid is back in town. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1684 I reckon he took his bench in there to cause some dis-chord. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1685 Tell the Sheriff that Billy’s been drunk driving again. Yeah, I’m talking about Billy Joel. Should’ve said that already I guess. Either way, he’s a genuine danger who should’ve lost his license years ago. Great songwriter though. For the most part. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1686 I don’t care if it’s Billy the Kid or Billy Joel, you park within the lines. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1687 Hey, that's the Steinway brand! This thing's been rustled!" 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1688 Looks like Wayne left his keys here again last night. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1689 Interesting!…it must be one of those roaring monsters that scare our farm animals. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1690 You need a faster horse when a piano beats you to the last available parking space. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1691 Do you fancy piano practice? Yay or neigh? 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1692 Steady Horowitz, Johnny One-Note must be back in town. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1693 Git along, lil’ bougie! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1694 I hate when this happens... 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1695 Looks like we’ve got another Peter Gunnslinger. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1696 Looks like the Karaoke Kid is in town, Trigger. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
1697 Some nerve; someone took up two parking spaces! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1698 I thought this was a honky-tonk bar. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1699 Damn. Another Jane Campion movie I don’t understand. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1700 That there's a misuse of our designated three-legged parkin' zone. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1701 Must be a stranger, I don't recognize that brand. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1702 ...and the velvet damask bench you rode in on, Franz! 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1703 So it’s not a one horse town. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1704 Dang. It looks like neither of you can carry a tune. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1705 Dang! I thought I told him that grands take up too much space! 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1706 It's not enough to be just a show pony anymore. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1707 Trust in God but tie up your piano. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1708 Looks like Billy “The Kid” Joel is in town. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1709 Who needs key's these days. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1710 You've been an ill-tempered clavier again?. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1711 I wonder what he feeds it... 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1712 Looks like Miss Kitty's got herself another hangover. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1713 BENE. ALLEGRO CON PIANISSIMO 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1714 Your player better be handicapped. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1715 I see Steinway’s here again. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1716 I can’t even carry a tune. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1717 There's that three legged piana. They don't allow them in the Saloon just them four footed uprights. "Fingers" Willy is in town. Best be ready to doasiado. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1718 When I saw Ol' Steinway tied up outside, I knew there was going to be treble. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1719 Where Doc goes, treble follows. 1.2653 0.06372 49 36 13 0
1720 I reckon "Camptown Races" won't be the song what gits interrupted when I walk in... 1.2653 0.06372 49 36 13 0
1721 Hmmm. A grand piano. This means big treble. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1722 Him there is the best darn shot in the OK Chorale 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1723 Well, well – looks like that ol' sidewinder Liberace's back in town. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1724 It’s a Steinway. You’re a horse. We’re screwed. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1725 It may be Steinway, but it ain't my way. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1726 Wonder if this cowboy knows Harpsicord is in town? 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1727 Things start gentrifying and it gets dang hard to find parking. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1728 Jeb pondered a clean get away with that piano tied to his ass. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1729 I didn’t know Billy Joel was in town. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1730 Looks like we're in for an OK Chorale. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1731 Does it serenade us too? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1732 [Sniff]. City people. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1733 my spurs only jingle jangle 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1734 Well I'll be -- another Baldwin on the set already? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1735 Hmmph! I can take a hint. 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1736 Looks like someone got played. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1737 It's the Ivory Kid. Let's see how he plays his hand. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1738 ...and the baby grand you rode in on! 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1739 Hey Slim! Don't forge the last time the stool went on a bender. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1740 A good opportunity for horse play 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1741 The rhinestone cowboys are ruining this town 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1742 Dang, I wanted just a bar, not a piano bar. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1743 Looks like it's a-cappella tonight. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
1744 I'm supposed to be duelin' Billy the Kid, not Billy Joel. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1745 So which pronoun do you prefer? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1746 Once COVID is finally over, I reckon we can move this back inside. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1747 Well, if they could find a decent player, maybe it would stop trying to run away. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1748 So you think you’re entitled? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1749 Whoa, it's a piano bar! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1750 Looks like they left keys in it. 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1751 We’re supposed to meet at noon for a feud, not a fugue. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1752 Taking my spot. A classic move. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1753 The chair must be drunk as hell! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1754 Idiot! You don't tie the legs. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1755 Elton John likes to pass through town this time of year. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1756 Dun-dun-dunnnnnn! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1757 I wonder what life would be like if I’d chosen a creative path 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1758 Looks like someone forgot their keys in the lot. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1759 Some fellers just need help makin' overtures to the gals!!! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1760 Who brought Elton John to the horse and pony show? 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
1761 I figger someone's gonna shoot the piano player! 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1762 I've had enough of this one-note town. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1763 Hey,somm body left his keys. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1764 Bechstein is back in town! 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1765 Oh-oh. I see that Liszt is back in town. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1766 Darn, looks like Gershwin is here again 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1767 What the—What idiot uses a half knot to hitch their horse? I’d better suck his dick to teach him a lesson. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1768 Now I've got you, Billy the Joel. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1769 There’s gonna be a hot time . . . In the old town . . . tonight 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1770 Best tell the posse we found that bank’s stolen grand. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
1771 The piano's here. So where the heck's Billy? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1772 It’s time to call Black Bart out to face the music 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1773 I said I wanted to take five, not play "Take Five." 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1774 I trust you not to play a-round with her while I’m inside. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1775 Looks like that cowboy is a real player! 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1776 Idiot! I wanted $1,000. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1777 Something ain’t right about the saddle on that mare. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1778 Well, Buck, it looks like someone is in there playing a horse. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1779 Well, I'll be darned, Hank now rides a Grand." 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
1780 I never get a good spot when Liberace's in town. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1781 Yep, Horowitz is quick, but I believe he'll find Piano-Man Jake is quicker. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1782 Looks like old Horowitz is back in town. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1783 Looks like the piano has been drinking again 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1784 - Oh! mon maître! Si vous avez du cœur, je ferai un piano d'honneur à l'honneur de cette charmante mademoiselle? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1785 Piano player got into treble. Just another Wild West night. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1786 When did this become a piano bar? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1787 ''Where is the seat?" 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1788 Looks like we are playing the COVID-19 Blues. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1789 Signs of the town’s gentrification were everywhere. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
1790 Not what I expected when I googled piano bar..... 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
1791 Hmm, it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday and Billy Joel is in town. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1792 I see Billy Joel the Kid is back in town. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1793 Don’t worry, Bessie, I wouldn’t trade you for a song. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1794 Ok this must be a one horse town,I get it,I’ll leave 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
1795 Hold your horsies there neighbor, it ain’t 9 o’ clock on a Saturday yet! 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1796 Billy Joel better not be in there. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1797 This is an upright town. We don't take kindly to your grand design. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1798 Isn't this grand? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1799 It looks like the Grandsons of the Pioneers have arrived early. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1800 There ain't room for the two of us here in Montana! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1801 I hope Elton didn't fall off the wagon again. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1802 Dang Bang it, Dan. That piano done stole our forte! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1803 Now where in tarnation did that bench go? 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1804 I wonder if that nag can play a rag 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1805 He’s in there alright, laying into “April in Paris” on the upright. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1806 Dagnabbit, it’s Billy “The Kid” Joel. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1807 I've always said you can lead a piano to a saloon, but you can't make it play. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1808 Would you like to play a few tunes or get frisky with that filly over yonder? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1809 I could tell he was only taking lessons because his parents wanted him to. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1810 I play allegrissimo so they don't trust me unless I'm tied. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1811 When Liberace Valance rode to town... 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1812 He never leaves home without it. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1813 What the…..this piano isn’t handicapped. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1814 If he would just quit the boozing, he could ride that beauty to Carnegie Hall. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1815 This must be the piano bar they were talking about! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1816 When Ed said he planned to play a few bars he wasn’t kidding! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1817 I’m gonna win me a grand at poker tonight! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1818 Well yes, I have seen The Power of the Dog. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1819 It's just like I told him. 'Jake,' I says, 'a saloon needs an upright piano. A baby grand ain't never gonna fit through the door.' 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1820 I reckon I didn’t misread, “sing-off at the O.K. Corral.” 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1821 Ah! Beethoven is here for a haircut again! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1822 Kidd Jarrett is back. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1823 Time to get out of this one-piano town. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1824 Wouldn’t you know it boy ; the audition is for a horsetune. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1825 Talk about gentrification raising the bar! Even the saloon's gone upscale in a grand way. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1826 Pedals!? Well, that'll never catch on. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1827 So the Lone Ranger is visiting? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1828 I'm tired of these ridiculous grand entrances. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1829 Don't expect any presto cooked oats ! 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1830 This town's taking gentrification too far 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1831 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday ... and the piano man must have some place that he'd rather be. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1832 He is new at this. But I heard he captivates everbody. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1833 Yep, that's my brand all right. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1834 This space is reserved for baby grands. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1835 I’m going to make a note of this! 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1836 Damned Comanches can ride anything!" 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1837 Well, ain’t this just a classical conundrum, eh Feller? 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1838 I gotta meet the guy who rode in on this. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1839 Oh boy, looks like there's a new pianist in town. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1840 What'd ya know, piano movers strike up a powerful thirst too… 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1841 Don't try it, Baldwin 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1842 I see some Mamma didn't let her baby grow up as a cowboy. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1843 I'll be damned. He finally tamed that pinto. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1844 I reckon Doc Steinway back in town. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1845 Lookin' like Bösendorfer Bill's fixin' to play to the gallery. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1846 It looks like someone is guilty of grand larceny. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1847 Poor guy. Must have lost his key. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1848 I reckon a harmonica just ain't good enough for some folks. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1849 Well now, looks like the keynote speaker has already arrived! 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1850 Wow, a clear sign of gentrification. There goes the neighborhood... 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1851 Looks like the Ragtime Kid's back in town. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1852 Just another one of those one piano towns. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1853 It looks like Liberace the Kid is back in town. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1854 That three-legged hoss sho has big teeth, don'cha think? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1855 It's easy to blow a grand in this place. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1856 I guess that explains all the whinnying I hear inside 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1857 Fella writes one hit tune 'n thinks he can ride it for the rest of his days. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1858 Looks like the sharps shooters are rolling through town. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1859 Darn it, looks like someone took down the sign that these spots are reserved for peg leg horses. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1860 A pianist walks into a bar… 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
1861 "Damn, forgot my partiture!" 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1862 He left his keys in it! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1863 Oh, great! Another western that's going to end with a Gunfight at the O.K. Chorale. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1864 OK Sam, Are you going to play it again, or are you just going to stand there? 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
1865 The Lone Ranger must be in town. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1866 Well that’s just grand! I won’t be played by some three legged treble maker. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1867 Duels have become way too performative for my liking. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1868 Wow Billy Joel is here! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1869 Well I guess we're in a horse opera, like it or not 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
1870 Dammit. Someone took my space again. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1871 Just like Shady Jim...brings a Grand to a Honky Tonk saloon! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1872 Whoa now. Looks like treble. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
1873 Cross-breeding has gotten a little out of hand, don't you think? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1874 I guess they really did curse the horse he rode in on. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1875 Dangit, Silver, looks like one of those bring your own stool establishments." 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1876 Seems like a big effort to bring a playlist with you. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1877 Now that's a fine way to park a Steinway. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1878 You look like you’ve been played hard and put away wet. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1879 Sheriff Carson had finally found the outlaws from the OK Chorale. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1880 Weird, no stirrups." 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1881 Billy Joel invents the first piano bar in the American west 1.2558 0.06733 43 32 11 0
1882 Don't shoot the piano player," my ass 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1883 You just play the piano while I go in and have a drink. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1884 Looks like the Rhinestone Cowboy’s in town. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1885 Damn! I hate karaoke night. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1886 Must be trying out a few bars 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1887 Appears the Liberace Kid plans on staying for more than bump. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1888 Poor choice for shapeshifting if i ever saw one 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1889 PARKING IN E MINOR 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1890 This cowboy must be a player. 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
1891 So he couldn't bear to hear AS TME GOES BY one more time? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1892 Somethin' tells me there's gonna be a whole lotta shakin' goin' on tonight. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1893 I’m going in there. I want to see how things play out. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1894 His other car is a horse. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1895 Well I'll be damned. I ain't seen the Rio Grand since Laredo. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1896 I gotta get me one of them horse-pianos 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1897 Okay, chopsticks. But it has to be pianissimo, you just got new shoes 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
1898 Dueling changed forever when Rex brought along his piano. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1899 For parking in my spot, I'll challenge him to a duet at high noon. 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
1900 Someone is gonna get tuned up tonight! 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1901 Well at least if the cowboy is in there drinking he left his keys outside 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1902 Hmmm, Steinway. Haven't seen that brand around these parts before. 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
1903 What do you think, Ranger? Do you mind waiting at the piano bar? 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
1904 I'd better find the sheriff. Looks like treble ahead. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1905 Looks like ‘Doc’ Steinway is in town again. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1906 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1907 Twinkletoes McGurk must be here. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1908 He’d have to check the brand to be sure, but Clint was pretty sure he’d found his stolen Steinway. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1909 Poor thing only has three legs. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1910 I’m not saying it’s definitely my Steinway; I’m just saying it strikes a chord. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1911 I said, "Pony up", but not on that note. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1912 How can I shoot the piano player if I don't know which one he is? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1913 A Steinway! Must be one of those high falutin’ city slickers! 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
1914 Looks like I'm gonna have ta teach some folk our town is an upright sorta place. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1915 Looks like there's going to be a little horseplay around here. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1916 Makes me wonder what the feller that rides this looks like." 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1917 You might have perfect pitch, but you don’t have any fingers. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1918 Whoa, boy. Looks like someone’s fixin’ for an etude. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1919 There's gonna be treble 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1920 Guess they’re trying to keep the place low key… 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1921 I reckon the rider of that thing is REAL bowlegged. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1922 Guess they thought them ivories was gonna make a run for it. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1923 You won’t escape me this time, Billy the Joel! 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1924 Uh oh. Kid Allegro's back in town, lookin' for a playdown. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1925 Must belong to one of them new singing cowboys. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1926 I don't know, the hooves on this one look a little suspicious... 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1927 Contrary to popular belief, we're actually NOT all in the mood for a melody 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1928 Looks gentle enough 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1929 Looks like Hank's back from his year studying with Nadia Boulanger 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1930 Billy Joel Again 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1931 Looks like there’s gonna be trouble in River City again. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1932 No one can catch my melody! 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1933 That could not have been an easy trip. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1934 Oh no! I see the Steinway Kid's in town again 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1935 Recital at the OK corral 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1936 Well stranger, I'm here to tell you this tune ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1937 Billy made a grand entrance. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1938 Never seen a saddle like that one over there 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1939 This town ain't big enough for the 89 of us. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1940 Darn it, The piano player double parked again, And took my space. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1941 I'm not in the mood for a melody 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1942 Looks like someone shot the piano player. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1943 This doesn't sound right... 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1944 Two parking spaces? Lucky this is the Wild West, not the Upper West Side. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1945 Liberace Valance took our parking space again, Ed. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1946 I see my old nemesis Liberace's back in town." 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1947 So that’s where the name came from. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1948 I should have known. I was told this was a one piano town. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1949 Holy cow! Somone's stolen the piano bench again! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1950 Oh great, he's probably trying to play his horse again 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1951 I'm here for the curbside pick-up. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1952 The piano guy must have arrived. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1953 Uh-oh. Let's get outta here before a recital breaks out. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1954 Sam asked to play it again just one too many times. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1955 I know playing jazz is a handicap,but he is supposed to display a sticker before he parks there. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1956 There's drinking bars and piano bars, but none of them behoove you. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1957 You won 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1958 The guy who rides that must play a few bars. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1959 If there's a getaway, the piano won't have a leg to stand on. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1960 Bach again 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1961 Just keep movin' and avoid treble. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1962 You’re too Classical to play off into the sunset!" 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1963 Nice legs! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1964 Well, I'll be daggumed. Two-paws Paderewski's here. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1965 I don’t think this was a good trade. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1966 Liberace,this town's not big enough for the both of us submit 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1967 This sound ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1968 You can lead a piano to a watering hole-but you can’t make it play 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1969 I recon we’ve hit Portland. 1.2542 0.07868 59 49 5 5
1970 I thought Tuesday was dueling piano night. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1971 Like someone in this town was going to steal that damn thing? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1972 I guess he didn't leave on the piano he rolled in on. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1973 Probably have to pour your own whiskey, too. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1974 Looks like we got a new player in town. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1975 Piano Man's back in town. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1976 Dang it. Looks like Kid Scherzo is back in town 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
1977 If you were an upright piano you could go in 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1978 I guess a saloon cannot be a piano bar. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1979 Well it looks like old fifty two keys has come home! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1980 No, Sam. Don't even think about it. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1981 We got beat here by a cantor. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1982 Liberace is back in town. Kincaid won't like this. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1983 The Liberace Kid must have played into town 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1984 Dang it, Mom. No more lessons! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
1985 Tell Amadeus I will be back in an hour. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
1986 That explains all that talk about dueling he heard, huh Silver." 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
1987 This is the last place I'd expect to see Oscar Levant 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1988 Oh no, Liberace Vallance is back in town. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1989 Easier to get rid of the horse. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1990 Well, I'll be buffaloed! Iffn some hombre is in there playing a horse, I'm gonna eat the devil with his horns on! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1991 I'll be, if it ain't that one-trick pianie of the Lone Arranger. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1992 Out of tune. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1993 So the Cassidy brothers are back in town, Hopalong and Singalong. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1994 Clever. But wait till he sees what's parked in HIS spot. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1995 Whose grand idea is this? 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
1996 So, the Piano Kid is in town 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1997 Great, another piano bar. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
1998 The Last Leg of the Billy the Kid Joel World Tour 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1999 Well shoot, ain't that just grand. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2000 I know it is the Wild West, but this is ridiculous! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2001 They call it a harmonious ambience for a reason; surplus of Billy Joel cowboys. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2002 Well shucks! I thought this was a piano bar. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2003 Great,Jack's early again 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
2004 A fine Stienway falls in with a Bad Companions. Hanging around cheap Honkie Tonks. Being played by God know Who. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2005 Well, Fiddler, it looks like we'll have a concert instead of a rodeo this year. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2006 Oh, man! There's no business like show business! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2007 Looks like Durango Brahms is back. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2008 Boys, I heard rumors the Wrong-Way Gang had made off with a grand… 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2009 Calm down Old Paint, it's just Black Beauty 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2010 I’m guessing Jerry Lee rode this Baby pretty hard before he tied her up. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2011 He knew it was trouble - Billy Joel The Kid was back in town. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2012 It's not a horse of a different color. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2013 They can’t have gone far, the keys are still in it… 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2014 Lookie there! A Colt .88! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2015 Well,we found Billy Joel 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2016 Lil Nas X but make it Quentin Tarantino 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2017 Well, if that ain't the Bösendorfer gang, my name ain't Jebediah Steinway." 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2018 I’m an ol’ Copland with a real grand. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2019 I was told this wasn't a piano bar 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2020 Dagnabit Liberace's done takin' my parking space again 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2021 Well, look who's come to make treble. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2022 So this is one of them new piano bars I've been hearin' about. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
2023 Looks like Kid Mozart's in town... 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
2024 Looks like Butch Liberace and the Candelabra Kid are in town. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
2025 Play it again for me. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2026 Well,I eat oats and the grand over there eats notes. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2027 So the gossip about Liberace and his Wild West Show were true! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2028 Okay,Sugar, you can open your eyes! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2029 Well, I’ll be darned. It’s Vladimir Horseowitz. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2030 Well, Dusty, seems like just another city slicker come to culturally appropriate our honky-tonk. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2031 Huh! Not sure why someone would leave a pretty girl like you out in the rain... 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2032 I knew music could "move" you but not... literally 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
2033 I thought it was a horse and pony show -- NOT a horse and piano show! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2034 Dang it, there's Bill's horse. This scavenger hunt is off to a lousy start. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2035 That drunkard left the keys in it, too. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2036 I guess music really can transport you. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2037 I'm gonna give that upscale Cowboy a parking ticket. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2038 Damn! That horse has great legs. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2039 You know, Sugarfoot, with the right caption, this could be a New Yorker cartoon... 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
2040 Looks like Arpeggio Bill just rode in to town. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2041 Looks like new owners. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2042 Wow, unlocked, and they left the keys in it,too. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2043 So, Saturday night’s all right for fighting, I see. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
2044 Well, he said he would be Bach,but I didn’t believe him. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2045 Symphony's in town 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2046 Hmm, I thought they said it was a piano bar. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2047 Who's horse is in my spot?! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2048 I hear that once his arpeggio ran away from him 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
2049 I'd better shuffle in, I'm "John at the bar." 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2050 Looks like someone needs to get out of Dodge - prestissimo! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2051 Shucks,Elton or Billy ?? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2052 This is going to be ugly. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2053 Uh-oh, it looks like I showed up for the wrong kind of duel. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2054 Uh-oh, the composer's in town. Won't be too long before a significant mood change. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2055 Like I always say: "ya can take a piano to a bar, but ya can't make it drink!" 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2056 I guess we know who's employee of the month. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2057 I ought to key this guy's ride for taking my spot. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
2058 I bet this guy has the fastest fingers in the West. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2059 He says it sounds a lot better than a harmonica. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2060 The sheriff waited. Something told him he would C A major development. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2061 So this must be a zebra! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2062 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday... 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2063 'hmm, well ain't that grand!' 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2064 The sheriff knew there would be trouble when the Liberace Kid was in town. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2065 I'll bet it took a lot of practice to break THAT little filly. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2066 Dang it, I hate parallel parking this time of day! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2067 Dang, I told Horowitz this thing belongs in the stable. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2068 Ain't that a Pinto? 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2069 HEY BILLY JOEL, you in there? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2070 The old West was full of rawhide, crooked cattle rustlers, campfire stew, and an occasional Russian emigre fond of Tchaikovsky. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2071 Keys? I can’t carry keys. I’ll take the horse. No keys necessary. And rhythm is. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
2072 Oh, that son of a Bechstein 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2073 A good, strong chord. No more arpeggios for you. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2074 Tune Saloon 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2075 That’s an illegal park if ever I’ve seen one. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2076 Sam played it again one too many times. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2077 But where does he sit? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2078 All the townsfolk were amazed at Cletus's knack for horsetrading. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2079 They thought my donkey was weird 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2080 Taking up two spots, and nowhere else to park! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2081 This is the best piano bar in town 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2082 So...somebody stole the bench? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2083 Then what the hell is the pianist playing? 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2084 Riding the hobby horse! 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2085 I see ol' Horowitz is back in town. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2086 And to think I was the one who talked him out of the accordion. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2087 If I have to tell “Fast Fingers” Joel one more time that he’s in my space, he’ll be the last of the Joel’s. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2088 Look at the shape of those legs and those teeth: perfect! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2089 I hope he brought a designated keyboardist... 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2090 Looks like there's gonna be a show tune. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2091 The original Piano Bar was not an instant success. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2092 Damn, we don't need another piano bar! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2093 Looks like you done been tied to the hitching post. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2094 It looks like Heinrich is drinking again.” 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2095 Looks like someone stole his saddle bench! 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
2096 I'm fed up with hard-drinking, cowboy musicians who think they can do it all!! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2097 You have definitely lost a cord. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
2098 That won’t play well for a fast getaway! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2099 Outtake from "Blazing Saddles" 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2100 That must be one of them au-to-mo-biles I've been hearing about. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2101 Well Scout, looks like we rode all the way to 'Oklahoma!' 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
2102 Dude must have just gotten off the stage. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2103 I guess now he prefers to be called Joel the Kid. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2104 That bench needs to quit drinking. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
2105 Cliburn! Outside now! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2106 Looks like they'll be some horseplay goin' on inside. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2107 This tune ain’t big enough… 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2108 Sam always said he was gonna 'play it again.' 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2109 He was supposed to meet me at the salon. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2110 It looks as if our stool-pigeon went honky-tonking. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2111 I was hoping for a drummer. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2112 Yup, that Liberace is in town again. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
2113 apparently you can.... ride a piano, but you still can't tune a horse 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2114 Perfect!! We've each got someone to play with. Don't punch too hard! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2115 Dang Musicians think they can get away with anything. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2116 Dadgummit, I said “pinto”. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2117 That's it! I told that no-good, lily-livered, piano-playing varmint to stay out of my town and my saloon. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2118 Must be High Tune is back in town. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2119 Uh, oh. Those Liberace brothers are back in town. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2120 Well, I don't like this at all. Looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2121 I have a funny feeling that's not one of my horses. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2122 This cow-boy must be quick with his hands. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2123 Well la-di-da, ain't that just grand. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2124 Yippee, it’s a Kawai. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2125 did he come in for services or to warm his hands? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2126 No Ed, you cannot play with it. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2127 I reckon Kid Foster's old gray mare ain't what she used to be. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2128 I thought she said no strings attached. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2129 I dunno, Pokey. Y'almost never see Big Grand without Spinet. Sumpin' seems off-key. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2130 Thank goodness Billy left it outside! 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2131 Tarnation! That new dude's got an 88 and I on;y got a 44! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2132 Who'm I going to shoot now? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2133 Looks like "Billy The Kid" Joel is back in town! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2134 Hmph, I reckon that must be The Piano Man. This town ain't big enough for the both of us. I'll just play a few bars of Happy Trails and see if that don't flush him out. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2135 Well if it ain't Billy the Kid Joel. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2136 I reckon Liberace the Kid is back in town. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2137 There's something off about this horse ... Ah ha! It only has three legs! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2138 Never saw a piano I liked. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2139 Son of a gun! I do believe that's Maurice's pian-a that got rustled out of dry gulch last week. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2140 Took our parking space, ain't that just grand! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2141 Someone’s gonna steal it one day if he keeps on leaving the keys behind. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2142 Ain’t this a four-legged parking zone?! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2143 Damn the luck. Looks like singalong night. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2144 Looks like a good place to have a tinkle. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2145 Well I’ll be dangled. You’re right. It is a piano. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2146 That hornswaggler’s back from the Rio Grand. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2147 I reckon this saloon ain't big enough for the Bosendorfer. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2148 Keep your keys secured... 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2149 Looks like the Sheriff is Bach in town. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2150 Thrown out for dueling, I'd wager. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2151 I guess you have to be upright to get into this place! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2152 Looks like Yosemite Sam is playin it again 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2153 I don’t know but he left a silver candelabra 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2154 Oh yuh? Well guess how many bars I have !!! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2155 That's better than a bike, three pedals instead of two! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2156 Is that a player piano? If not, move it to the barn! 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2157 It goes like this: "Da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum-dum-dum!" 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2158 I can't go in. She is with an accordion. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2159 Damn! I asked Joe to bring the Ebony Horse! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2160 The rumors had been true: Billy Joel the Kid was back in town. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2161 The bitch is back 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2162 I see that Beethoven is here again. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2163 His owner must be inside getting compost. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2164 They say he's got the fastest hands in the West 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2165 Looks like Jesse James and Orchestra 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2166 Tell Joel it's 2 hour parking 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2167 I told him ‘Get a Holsteiner. Holstein, not Bechstein’ 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2168 If you can learn how to play this piano you have a job in my saloon! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2169 Damn! Grandma never misses a chance to remind me I gave up lessons too soon. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2170 Van Cliburn took my parking space again. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2171 That's a grand how do you do. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2172 "Ivory Joe Hunter?" 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2173 Who knew Elton John was coming to town on his farewell tour. 1.2444 0.09076 45 38 3 4
2174 Must be tickling his horse. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2175 Looks like Roy Rogers and what's-his-name Hammerstein are back in town. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2176 That dang piano man took my parking spot again. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2177 If Mozart lived in Tucson. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2178 Looks like this spot’s reserved for show ponies. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2179 Looks like the piano player had one too many again 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2180 The Grand Piano Bar 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2181 Don't even think about playing "Chopsticks." 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2182 The entertainment was feeling a bit horse. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2183 Must be here for the Grand Rodeo 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2184 Surprised the rustlers took the accordion first! 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2185 Whooooa! Liberace's in town again. 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
2186 Kid Prodigy, I know you're in there. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2187 Looks like 88's here grabbing a 45,I ain't going in without my .32s. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2188 I heard that one can take you all the way to Carnegie Hall. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2189 Ugh, surrealism. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2190 Fast Fingers Ned. I'd know that piano anywhere. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2191 I guess the owner must have taken the saddle with him. 1.2444 0.09076 45 38 3 4
2192 Uh oh, this means trouble, that gunfighter, Ludwig the Kid is here 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2193 I thought he said his specialty was Stride piano but I must have heard wrong. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2194 If you keep practising you’ll be able to stand on three legs and hold a tune. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2195 But can it pull a chuckwagon? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2196 It’s Bluthner. He’s fixin’ for a dual with Steinway. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2197 Things must gone too far at dueling piano night. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2198 Come out, Lefty. I know you're in there. We got a score to settle. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2199 I’m here for Billy the Kid, not Billy Joel. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2200 That horse ain't right. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2201 Looks like Jimmy's drinking again 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2202 Didn't you know Billy the Kid's last name is Joel? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2203 Ain't cowboyin' grand? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2204 We don’t need no stinking entertainers. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2205 The piano won't be drinking. Just me. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2206 Oh, right. COVID rules. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2207 These darned fancy fellas from the east are ruining’ all the honky tonks 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2208 Three legs? Poor fella. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2209 Oh, do you play? Or is that just a status symbol? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2210 Pardner, time you cut the chord, set the bar high and be noted. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2211 Daddy got beat eight to the bar. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2212 Suddenly inspired, Roy tries to come up with a good 'A Piano Walks Into a Bar', joke. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2213 Reckon the Rachmaninoff Gang's in town. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2214 Dadgummit, Elton always get the good spot! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2215 This bar is nothing but treble." 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2216 High time for you to get the F-clef off my post, partner. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2217 Can't figure out how to ride one of those newfangled things. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2218 Your days of banging off key tunes are over. I'm taking you in for the tuning you deserve, now drop that keyboard cover! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2219 Yup, looks like Billy Joel is back in town 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2220 Well, his card did say, ‘Have Piano, Will Travel’. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2221 He was fighting so they told him to “take it outside” 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2222 Whoa Big Fella! Ignore him; he's all keyed up 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
2223 Just one little ditty and I’ll be on my way. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
2224 I guess the owner isn’t a fan of Beethoven. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2225 Fell off the wagon again, didn't he.? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2226 He also plays the violin. Got a problem with that? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2227 He's fixin' to go on a bender all right. Done took the candelabra in with him. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2228 Looks like Jessie got full as a tick and hog tied that baby grand again 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2229 I told you to stick to country. Nobody wants to listen to you playing classical. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2230 A Two Hand Missouri Fox Trotter, I can tell by the Brand! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2231 How does Billy play Piano Man with his horse? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2232 I think the key player in this town must be inside 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2233 Looks like Jake got confused again and took his horse inside. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2234 Ugh, not a Steinway. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2235 Let me guess: you showed your pianist,and they asked you to leave? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2236 Well, Gus ol boy, guess you’ll have a chance to learn that nocturne after all 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2237 Well partner, looks like Liberace done blowed into town. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2238 I know'd this ain't no pianer bar, but this is just downright silly. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2239 The day Country Music died. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2240 Well that's just grand. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2241 Yeah, they just got a jukebox….. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2242 Dang-nabbit! That Liberace fella took my space agin! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2243 Looks like “Wild Bill” Rubenstein’s back in town. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2244 Dang! Looks like Michael and Sir Paul are already here. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2245 That's why I couldn't hear Stevie over all the neighing! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2246 Dang it, somebody keyed my piano 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2247 Billy Joel is here?! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2248 Break it to him gently, will ya, Paint. He's being replaced by a digital model next week. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2249 Hmmm. Well at least he cleaned up the stool. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2250 I forgot it was Thursday! Dueling piano night… 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2251 Looks like Michael Feinstein just rode into town! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2252 Dang those Hill Billies! The Kid robbin' the banks, Joel robbin' my parkin' spot! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2253 Guess I won't be shooting the pianist tonight. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2254 Eventually,it will be the first piano bar in town. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2255 These horseless carriages are getting out of hand. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2256 Artur Rubenstein stops for a pick me up 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
2257 Wrangling these grand pianos can cause a cowboy to develop a powerful thirst. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2258 He's here alright. The man who shot Liberace. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2259 Uh-oh, this isn’t great. A former colleague of mine who had previously worked on fishing boats out of Montauk once told me Billy Joel had a bad reputation for walking out on bar tabs in that area. This one isn’t a joke — hearsay, but reputable source 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2260 I think we will find our Ivory smuggler inside this Saloon. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2261 It’s flat and it looks sharp. Beyond that, I don’t know. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2262 I read about another runaway Steinway just last week. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2263 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday friend, we better start shuffling in… 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2264 There's only room for one Baldwin in this movie! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2265 I reckon I better warn the Bösendorfer clan that Steinway & Sons have rolled into town. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2266 No! Two finger Tom's back in town! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2267 Looks like someone’s gonna have to teach Janglin’ Jim the meaning of the words Compact Conveyances Only. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2268 How did Liberace beat me here? 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
2269 Not vaccinated heh? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2270 Dang horse took my spot again 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2271 Me and Mr. Hammerstein have a score to settle. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2272 Hmm. This has the makings of a horse opera. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2273 Who's riden the 88s? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2274 Dang piano rustlers's back in town. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2275 Thatks a sour note 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2276 I guess there is no room for music here! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2277 Is there a key to getting a parking spot? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2278 Are you a horse Bach rider ? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2279 Looks like Paco and Vladimir are pards, now. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2280 Looks like Mr. Joplin rode into town 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2281 I told that ivory tickler to play another bar, not go in one. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2282 The sheriff has ordered me to ready the canon. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2283 Tom would have to have some words with the stranger inside. Just because his piano was shiny and new was no excuse for taking up two spaces. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2284 Piano bars often draw like kinds! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2285 Well, I’ll be darned. A pure bred. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2286 Neigh it again,Sam. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2287 Not a piano bar 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2288 I told you before Dobbin, you gotta give 'em country. You play classical, and this is what happens ! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2289 If this is the new crowd, we better find a different saloon, Ol' Paint. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2290 That spot is reserved for baby grands only. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2291 That 'air is the sorriest-lookin' hoss I ever done seen. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2292 That Sondheim! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2293 Yama-yee-haw! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2294 Dagnabbit! Why didn't anyone tell me it's Rachmaninov night? I would have showered. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2295 The piano man in a bottle 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2296 We meet again, Steinway. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2297 Sparky, that place looks like nothin’ but treble. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2298 Rusty must have been transported by the music. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2299 Damn! He took the handicap space! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2300 Now I’ll be darned—there’s no place to put a bridle on these newer models! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2301 Quit playin’ a round. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2302 Well,this is getting my day off on a bad note 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2303 I thought I said tune it up pronto. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2304 Looks like Sonata Dan’s back to settle an old score… 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2305 The discerning cowboy instantly deduced that there lurked nearby a genie who was hard-of-hearing. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2306 Bridle, blanket, saddle, belt, hat and vest" -- nice to have a song to remember all my gear 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2307 I knew that rascal was going to sing. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2308 Looks a little flat to me. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2309 Bar must be opening early 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2310 it was a grand entrance, but they doubted he was a player 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2311 The stranger's card read "Pallaadian. Have piano, will travel." 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2312 Looks like the Steinway gang is in town. Let’s keep riding Bessie, don’t want no trouble. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2313 Must be a Saturday. Nine o'clock. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2314 Wow—Billy Joel really believes his ‘Billy the Kid’ stuff! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2315 Okay. you go ask her out while I play romantic music in the background. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2316 When your rider gets back, I'm going to teach him a lesson. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2317 Reckon we found the boy with the six-pack in his hand. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2318 I see Black Ludwig is back in town. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2319 Every time Copland comes to town, he always takes the best parking spot. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2320 Easy boy,could be one of those dueling pianos 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2321 Another jackass double parked…. this ain’t no piano bar! ? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2322 Well this explains the awful racket comin' from in there. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2323 Looks like someone ain't from Alabama. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2324 I'd have been glad just to see a new spinet or upright. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2325 I can understand one tie rope or three, but two?! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2326 Well tickle my ivories, Steinway is back! 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2327 Only an idiot parks his piano in the front 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2328 I see the peddler's having a drink. Or is the pedalar? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2329 Look at that! God, I hate when people take two spaces... 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2330 Looks like Liberace is here again. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2331 Must be one of those auto-driving horses. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
2332 Hey you are in the spot of my friend, the snare drum 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2333 I'll tell you buck, wheels are the future. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2334 when I come into a new town, I’mm always careful to start out on the right note 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2335 Better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2336 Looks like someone can't carry a tune. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
2337 Somebody’s ride got keyed." 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2338 Sheriff Steinway must be in town. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2339 This place is serious about not serving minors. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2340 All duels, piano or otherwise, are supposed to happen OUTSIDE the saloon 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2341 You know chopsticks? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2342 Someday you will have your own bar, piano. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2343 You're right, Paint; sure is your hitch. People ain't got no manners no more. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2344 I'll bet he's looking for the Salon. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2345 I reckon he canters with good rhythm. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2346 Sure as heck want to see the dude who broke that baby for riding. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2347 Now I know why this is called a one horse town. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2348 What a cruel way to tether grand-looking ivories. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2349 No radio inside. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2350 Must be karaoke night. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2351 They told me this was just a one-horse town. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2352 Who's playing in my spot? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2353 hey stranger, that's my parking space. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2354 I knew I left my keys at the bar. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2355 What idiot attaches the reins to the legs? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2356 I suppose with the shortage of piano players 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2357 Dang, my piano teacher is relentless. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2358 I hope you are going to play some DON KEY music for us. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2359 Guess I need to see a man about a piano... 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2360 I told that varmint to leave town before the final encore. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2361 This means Tex is inside playing his horse. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2362 I'm going to call it "A piano bar"! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2363 Dang! I thought we ran Franz Liszt out of town for good. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2364 I have to remember today is "Whiskey Wednesday." 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2365 Can’t wait to see how this plays out. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2366 Looks like the piano movers are “working remotely” today. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2367 Bach made it before me! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2368 To think, right now in that saloon there's a drunk pianist playing his horse. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2369 Jon Batiste is here! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2370 Didn’t know it was Rodeo week, Poncho. Wild Bill Copland must be in town! 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
2371 That f looks flat. Guess I'll leave 'em a fixer ticket. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2372 "Whiskey for my men, beer for my piano" 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2373 No, . . not by the legs! 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2374 Looks like it's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2375 Horse play 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2376 See the hooves on that ride pard? You better not complain next time you shoe me. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2377 Is this only a one piano town? 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2378 I see the piano kids in town again. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2379 I thought he said he was driving a Pinto 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2380 Sure, all his keys are in the right place, but can be run in the mud? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2381 Looks like Elton got here before us….. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2382 Looks like we’ve finally tracked down the infamous Wolfgang. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2383 I reckon Steinway and his boys are back. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2384 You can lead a piano to water, but you can't make it drink. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2385 The trouble started when Billy Joel rode into town. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2386 88 keys, but not the right one to get into the saloon... 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2387 If the piano's here, what's the pianist playing then 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2388 Now ain't that just Grand.. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2389 Looks like we're in for some Nag Time music 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2390 It's gonna take more than one rope to keep a Bosendorfer like that tied down. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2391 Looks like Elton fell off the wagon. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2392 I'm having second thoughts about shooting the piano player. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2393 Looks like Captain Fantastic's back in town. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2394 No, I told you last time, I 'm not going to sing "A Horse with No Name" or "Desparado" to you again. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2395 Oh Heck,Sparky. Another Jane Campion movie rode into town. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2396 Horse saloon or piano bar? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2397 Well, darned if it ain't karaoke night. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2398 Great! Chopin is here! 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2399 Well, well, well... Billy "the Kid" Joel is in the saloon! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2400 Keep on moving Buttercup, they are still sorting out logistics. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2401 I hope that Elton John feller isn't inside. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2402 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam… 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2403 Well, if that ain't just grand. I can remember when this was our neighborhood honky-tonk. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2404 Looks like someone’s fixin’ to end up at the OK Chorale at high noon. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2405 That bastard Liberace is double-parked again 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2406 Somewhere in the Wild West, a horse was being played. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2407 Better beat it, partner, unless you want me to play the 'Funeral March' (opus 78) just for you! 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2408 Well, ain’t that grand, Liberace is back in town. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2409 Let's stop and play awhile. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2410 Well, looks like Liberace done fell off the wagon again. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2411 I reckon The Steinway Kid is back in town. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2412 We’re here for Fancy’s 4 o’clock lesson. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2413 This must be what the new bartender rode in on. He's working at scale. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2414 Oh no, the Liberace Gang is in town again. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2415 I don't think we're in the Wild Wild West anymore. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2416 Mighty pretty for a three-legged beast. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2417 Play it againSilver 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2418 I said , let's meet at the corral, not the chorale. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2419 The piano player is getting a shot. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2420 Woha! The guy who shot Johnny Guitar must be in Town 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2421 I bet he took the banjo inside.. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2422 It was obvious to the Meter man that an example had to be made. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2423 Joe gets easily confused. I told him to bring the upright. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2424 Another urban cowboy! Must be tourist season. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2425 Hmm. He said, "Play it again, Sam." and then went in for a drink! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2426 Trigger. That's right, I'm talking to you. My parking spot so move your damn piano. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2427 So it seems Liberace was NOT heading straight home after work. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2428 I thought this was a one piano town. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2429 It's the new RUI law, Nellie. I'll have to play that thing or they won't let me ride you home. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2430 You can play a piano, but you can't horse play. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
2431 Well, I guess I should have taken a better look at the invitation. The event was must been at the informal piano bar. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2432 I heard they don't steal stereos if you park here 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2433 Charlie arrives at the bar the morning after a wild night to pick up his vehicle. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2434 He forgot his keys again! 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2435 Looks like someone's in the process of losin' their composure. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2436 I ain’t drinkin in no saloon that would serve the coward Harold Connick, Jr. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2437 Coulda sworn it was where the deer and the antelope play, not the piano. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2438 Looks like the piano man is back in town 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2439 Pony parking only. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2440 Someone must have asked him to hum a few bars. 1.2326 0.08702 43 36 4 3
2441 The high noon musical accompaniment must have arrived. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2442 Someday you'll get in with the man. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2443 It is my constitutional right to air Brahms 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2444 Well I can't imagine ole Lucky will take kindly to being tuned. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2445 He must have come in on the A Train. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2446 Well, well. It looks like the Foritissimo Kid is here. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2447 The parking attendant has been drinking again. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2448 Big Mike discovered it was true. Nasty Blackie and his gang of 88 had indeed rode into town. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2449 I've got a powerful thirst, Stewball. I reckon you'd better play all 27 Mozart piano concertos. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2450 Elton's back 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2451 It looks like the key to the case is the minor inside, Trigger. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2452 You know Old Paint, that looks just like the piano that was rustled off the Jones ranch last month. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2453 *Sigh* He needs Jesus. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2454 I hear he likes to play the horses. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2455 It's not a neigher or a player... 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2456 Uh Oh, looks like Billy Joel the Kid is back in town. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2457 Hank should get himself an accordion. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2458 I guess it's true - that old grey mare ain't what she used to be. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2459 Yeah, Dusty, looks like Harmonica Ned’s gone all fancy on us. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2460 Look who's Bach in town... 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2461 Well, ain't you the smilingest gift horse!" 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2462 Oh great, karaoke night. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2463 Damn someone left all their keys outside. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2464 I see only three legs. Someone can't count. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2465 The robbers must be inside. The bank manager said they stole at least a grand. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2466 Liberace is riding a "What?" 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2467 Everyone gets the jitters before their first recital but tying one on is not the answer." 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2468 Dang it all...that's my space. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2469 He left his keys in this one. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2470 I bet riding that thing in hurt. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2471 Looks like Copeland's in town for the "Rodeo." 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2472 Are you going to play that thing or am I? 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
2473 goddamn artists ! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2474 Well I'll be darned, is the that a model B from the Steinway ranch? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2475 Looks like "the Pianist ' is back in town. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2476 Very modern... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2477 Thought I told that varmint Liberace this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2478 Billy! Get back out here and practice your piano! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2479 Vanessa Carlton needs to learn how to park. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
2480 That hombre's got the fastest hands this side of the Santa Fe Opera. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2481 Talent will only take you so far. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2482 The sheriff was right. There's treble at the saloon. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2483 Would ya look at that? City slicker takes two parking spots and then forgets his keys. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2484 Huh. It turns out there are people who pay extra for the on-board entertainment system. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2485 Looks like someone is trying to prevent grand theft. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2486 Well, Trigger, I guess we’ll just have to take his space inside 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2487 Looks like Rachmaninoff is back in town to play his hand. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
2488 Riding that thing all day would drive anyone to drink. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2489 Wipe that smile off yer face, pilgrim. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2490 I reckon the "Liberace Kid " is back in town. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2491 He rode in on an accelerating arpeggio! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2492 Huh. Never thought THIS would be heaven for Sondheim...(RIP) 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2493 Billy Joel is probably having a bottle of red, a bottle of white... 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2494 Hey Steinway, getta move on. You’re in my reserved space. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2495 Must have been a fugue 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2496 Who rode off with my three-legged piano bench! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2497 Now why would anybody want to ride something with three legs? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2498 It's a pretty low key saloon 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2499 Damn, I thought it was the ice cream truck. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2500 Uh oh, Righty Rick's in town. This could mean treble. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2501 This guy always thinks he owns all the keys to the saloon. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2502 I hope he has a designated player to get back to the ranch. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2503 Protecting the riff from the raff 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2504 I think he's been shot 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2505 Looks like we finally tracked down the outlaw Steinway. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2506 Is Jane Campion here again? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2507 Looks like ol' Tex Amadeus Mozart is back in town. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2508 Don't forget your keys! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2509 Three-legged trouble. Better get the Sheriff. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2510 I understand Rossini is playing the Long Branch tonight 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2511 I wonder what or who he is ‘tickling’ now. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2512 Goddam piano players, always taking up two parks 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2513 Dang! Who is that Steinway hombre and why does he keep taking my employee of the week spot? 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
2514 Music transports you 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2515 Billy’s here again 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2516 What kind of imbecile would do this? Probably Biden's economic advisor. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2517 Well, boy, sometimes these bands need a harmonica too. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2518 Huh, that's a durn funny saddle. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2519 I didn't know willie's horse was an organ donor. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2520 So… where does the rider sit? 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2521 He left you for the honky tonk piano? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2522 Looks like Rocky Maninoff is back in town to take on Concerto a second time. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2523 Y'see, Mable . . . I told ya there'd be music! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2524 Finally, A major showed up! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2525 Some darn fool parked here and forgot to take his keys! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2526 Who rode the piano? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2527 And he really wants me to believe "Don't shoot, I'm just the piano player?" 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2528 Looks like they’re doing curbside pickup. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2529 Is this some kind of joke? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2530 Where does the saddle go? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2531 Sorry,I thought it was a piano bar! 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2532 Ya gotta be upright to drink in this town, fella. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2533 I see Jane Campion is here again. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2534 It looks like someone has made a grand entrance. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2535 Looks like we’re going to have a Salute to Stephen Sondheim tonight. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2536 Gus eyed the situation carefully; indeed, this pony was missing a leg. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2537 Are you the Rio Grand they've been hollerin' about? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2538 Must be inside playing his horse" 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2539 Now that musician is really horsing around. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2540 This is not going to play well. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2541 Hmm... I'd wager there's someone inside, trying to tickle the ivories on a horse. 1.2292 0.08547 48 41 3 4
2542 This is low key surprising. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2543 Must belong to Billy Joel. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2544 I guess the piano man is here 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2545 That damn Maestro's back. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2546 I guess it used to be a Piano Bar ! 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2547 So much for us making a grand entrance 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2548 Piano Bar for the Covid Era 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2549 Whoa! This is upright territory. 1.2292 0.08547 48 41 3 4
2550 I see Liberace's in town. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2551 Rockridgestar Parking 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2552 Looks like two Jane Campion movies in one! 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2553 Damn, I reckon it's an atonal renegade here to disrupt the way we do things in the West! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2554 Intermission at the Rio Baby Grande. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2555 I reckon this means Aaron Copland's back in town. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2556 Don't worry, old gal: he seems well tempered. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2557 I told the guys I needed a grand of ammo NOT a grand piano. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2558 At last! A piano bar here in Dodge! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2559 Even cowgirl’s horses get the blues. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2560 There ain’t room enough in this town for a grand piano. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2561 Oh no,not this guy. Legend says he has the fastest fingers in the west. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2562 Somebody came prepped for the wrong type of duel. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2563 Look's like the Butch Cassidy Trio is in town. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2564 They play horses, don't they? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2565 Kids and their cars these days 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2566 Dang it all! First we get Billy the Kid, now we get Billy the Joel! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2567 Dang, if Feinstein is here, Hoagy must be dead. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2568 So much for the “no strings attached”. Eh ? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2569 Whoa fella! I know what you're a think'in. Those legs do look an awful lot like Black Beauty's. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2570 Trouble's surely a-brewin' if Dead-Eye Dvořák is in town. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2571 So much for any hope of getting the sound track finished! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2572 Well he did say he could ride anything with four legs! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2573 Damn. Someone took the seat again. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2574 I'll bet the damn fool's inside, playing Rachmaninoff on his horse. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2575 Man, treble parked again.... 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2576 Steinway brand. Yep, it’s him alright. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2577 Well Well, looks like Billy the Child Prodigy is back in town. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2578 No spots left. Isn't that grand? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2579 Oh no. Billy the Joel is back. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2580 …Been awhile since I come across old Wild Fingers and his three legged pianto. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2581 Looks like the pianist might be in treble. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2582 Better not be any dueling tonight. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2583 If it's not a Steinway it can't tie up here! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2584 It looks like trouble ahead. The Dude has taken Harmonica Bob's usual spot. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2585 I knew Western classical music would come back. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2586 Well...isn't that grand?! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2587 So this piano player takes his stool with him into the bar . . . 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2588 You want to play first? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2589 It looks liked he Bached in. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2590 Whenever Bill's in town, we sit at the bar and put bread in his jar. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2591 Don't shoot the piano player––unless they're parked in your spot! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2592 Not sure what's so grand about this 3-legged creature... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2593 88 teeth but no saddle 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2594 They didn't let me in either, it's a saloon, not a piano bar. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2595 I don't care if it's only the Minute Waltz,you're taking my hitch! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2596 Looks like the Carnegie Hall gang is back in town. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2597 Mozart was in the jungle, now he is in Texas? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2598 Sure I'm ready to face the music! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2599 Stupid double wide parked right in front... 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2600 I ain’t one to make accusations, but that one sure looks like it came from Steinway Ranch. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2601 RAGTIME, Bronco Joey, Power of the RAGTIME's what that is. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2602 Look at that,Buttercup. How can the boys expect me to play Rachmaninov's Third for them on a four-octave piano and no bench? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2603 Well, Nellie, looks like we're fixin' to opt for outdoor dining. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2604 Dang...Vladimir Horowitz took my spot again! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2605 It's not that wild, is it? 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2606 Sir, can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2607 Vanessa Carlton beat me again! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2608 Well, Yippee ki-yay, a piano bar. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2609 Yep, just a'fore noon, there were a certain kinda calm, just before the shoot out began at the piano bar. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2610 I reckon you’ was right, all along Trigger. Them tracks we been followin’ IS from a horse. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2611 OK. Heart and Soul one more time then we hit the trail. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2612 OK Sam. So where is your horse? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2613 No Trigger, he's not sick, that's the way he's made 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2614 Looks like ol' Roy better lay off the sauce. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2615 Wait a minute—that horse only has three legs! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2616 I see Dave the Dude is Taking Five. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2617 Double-hitched..that's downright bravura 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2618 Keep your Distance 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2619 There's always treble when Steinway & Sons roll into town. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2620 Music can transport you places too 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2621 I never leave the house without my keys 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2622 I know you're in there Billy-the-Kid Joel. Come out, and face the music. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2623 I can’t wait to see how this situation plays out. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2624 Someone took my spot. Isn't that just grand? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2625 String em up used to have a different meaning. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2626 Ah — the slow one or the loud one. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2627 A minor took my spot. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2628 You go in and have a drink, Nelly. I reckon I'll stay out here for a spell and tickle them there ivories. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2629 Looks like we've been beat again by the Piano Express 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2630 Always wanted a horseplayer piano. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2631 I guess they wouldn't let her in since she's A minor. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2632 More damn gentrification, Lightning, that's what it means. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2633 Some crook will do anything not to face the music! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2634 Well, well... looks like Claude wants to play. 1.2250 0.07585 40 32 7 1
2635 Looks like Walter walked home drunk again, he left his keys here. 1.2250 0.08388 40 33 5 2
2636 The traveling pianist and his companion have been seen in saloons all over Texas... 1.2250 0.07585 40 32 7 1
2637 Looks like somebody's challenging me to a duet 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2638 You best be on the next stage. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
2639 Now isn’t that grand? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2640 I THOUGHT the piano inside was neighing. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2641 He’s just playing a few bard. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2642 How am I supposed to follow up that grand entrance? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2643 Looks like someone forgot to take their keys. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2644 Well, it makes sense in the grand scheme of things, I guess. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2645 Looks like they don’t allow Minors. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2646 I wonder if it’s one of those fancy self- playing mounts. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2647 Well, I guess he's Bach in town. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2648 One of the Baker boys and Michelle Pfeiffer, that's who. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2649 Guess he thought it was a piano bar. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2650 Piano? I ordered a pinto. Damn spell check! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2651 Just what this town don't need: another self-absorbed singer-songwriter crooning undulating ballads about failed romance. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2652 Looks like pianoboy fell off the wagon 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2653 Piano Forte !!! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2654 I'm dying to know! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2655 Looks like Liberace Valance is back in town. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2656 Looks like somebody’s taken up two spots, again. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2657 But where's the meter? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2658 Don't tell me Billy Joel the Kid is in town. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2659 Looks like he forgot his keys. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2660 Jim always did say music would take him places 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2661 What, he needs a drink before his recital? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2662 So we meet again, Billy Joel the Kid.” 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2663 Send out Manilow and nobody gets hurt! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2664 Not another Jane Campion film production. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2665 Rockin,rollin,ridin. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2666 Whoa. Who ever heard of hitching up your horse, even a three-legged horse, by its legs. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2667 This is a horse of a different colour. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2668 You better B sharp or those ivories are ours for the taken. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2669 Now I know where that jukebox music is coming from. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2670 HEY STEIN! It’s in the way again! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2671 So not only are you flat, you're in my parking spot. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2672 Must be Cisco Borge himself here today. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2673 I reckon it's just a matter of time before the annual piano rally ruins Steinway, South Dakota 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2674 Must be 5 o'clock on a Saturday, pardner. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2675 Leastways they won't have no call to shoot the piano player. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2676 Isn't this just grand! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2677 Don't the pianos usually play themselves in these places? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2678 I'd say that black stallion's all teeth and no saddle. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2679 He only knows "Chopsticks." 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2680 I see the Steinway 88 kid is back in town. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2681 This is not what I meant when I told him to bring the keys to the bar. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2682 Grand piano or not, it's in our parking spot. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
2683 Looks like the piano man is off the wagon. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2684 They gotta outlaw those 88’s. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2685 Looks like trouble pulled into town. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2686 Well Daisy, our getaway music is all set up. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2687 It was easier when Autry just played the guitar. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2688 'Boy, this neighborhood really is changing.' 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2689 It looks like Horowitz got here before us again. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2690 So you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2691 Hey ‼️ Look Sport” Elton John is back in town ‼ 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2692 Billy! Billy Joel! Come on out here and play a song for me or I'm coming in! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2693 Again with the horse opera!! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2694 Ole cheatin' Tex will be playin' a different tune by golly when he finds out I stole his horse 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2695 What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2696 Looks like George forgot his keys again. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2697 Dammit. I told him to tie it with a major cord. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
2698 Looks like Elton is back in town 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2699 Jack shuddered as to what was happening to that poor horse inside the bar. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2700 Guess we can’t shoot the pianist 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2701 I knew this was a "one piano town!" 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2702 Whoever hobbled that thing front and back legs oughta be horse whipped! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2703 ‘I thought it’s your wagon you hitched to a hitching post’ 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2704 I better alert the Sheriff, old 88 keys is back in town. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2705 Well Banjo will you look at that-The Ivory Kid is customer of the month. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2706 Hmmm! A gift with no strings attached 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2707 I didn't know Billy Joel was doing Westerns. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2708 Tex is just asking for trouble, leaving his C-note outside. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2709 Uh,oh . Bad news. The Piano Kid's in town. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2710 The Steinway Kid kin make a run for it, but he won't get far on just that stool. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2711 I guess he's here for the duel 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2712 Whoa boy, look like we're on time for Liberace at the Longbranch. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2713 White keys, black keys ... This varmint's tryin' to play it both ways! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2714 You can lead a piano to a bar, but you can’t make it drink. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2715 Is it already nine o’clock? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2716 Well shoot, this ain’t no Baby Grand Central Station! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2717 I reckon it must be karaoke night. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2718 Be a man Steinway and face the music! I know you're in there! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2719 Look who’s Bach 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
2720 Clearly, this ain't no piano bar. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2721 Must be something special - he's usually on the upright. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2722 Well, ain't that GRAND. And in my parking spot!" 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2723 The singin bandit's in town... 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2724 Dang it! This here town ain’t big enough for two Van Cliburn International Piano Competition winners”. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2725 Never thought I'd see that old keypoke again. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2726 Something ain't right. It hasn't been fed or watered. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2727 Hightail it Steinway,Bosendorfer's in town. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2728 My horse’s name is Rocky. It’s short for Rachmaninov. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2729 You’re really grand, Sally, but I’m not ready to be hitched. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2730 I see that Dusty is dating that snooty Eastern gal again. I wonder if she has him drinking a cocktail yet. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2731 Hey!! That's MY parking spot! Move it, buster, or you'll be singing a different tune!! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2732 Hey! Who,’s the bonehead that parked his piano in my spot!?! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2733 Doesn’t old man Jenkins know piano parking is weekends and holidays only? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2734 How lucky, they got a parking place at the front door. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2735 You know the rule, no drinks on the piano. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2736 Oh no, It looks like the Yamaha Gang is here, there's bound to be trouble. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2737 Now, how'd that varmint got all keyed up like that? 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2738 'Whoever rode in on that must have been riding side saddle' 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2739 Come out Steinway, you’ve got 88seconds ! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2740 Old West recitals 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2741 I told him he had to tie up at the Bach entrance! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2742 MUSICIANS!! I suppose he's inside trying to play his horse again. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2743 Lookin' like I done misapprehended what he meant by duel. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2744 I see someone’s been horse trading. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2745 Oh man, I just assumed “Come prepared to duel” meant with a pistol. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2746 Like some mood music to accompany your oats? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2747 You say piano, I say palomino. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2748 Steinway’s here again…. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2749 Looks like Vanessa Carlton is in town. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2750 Sam never did play it again. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2751 Dang rustlers! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2752 I'm not setting foot in that place until the duck and the Catholic priest leave. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2753 Those pedalers are nothing but trouble. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2754 Whoa! Now there's a horse of a way-different coloratura! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2755 What are you playing at, man!? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2756 Looks like ole Jim finally faced the music. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2757 Man what are you doin' here? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2758 Yeah. Under age. Baby grand piano can’t drink in this town. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2759 Uh oh. The Piano Man is here. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2760 That must have been some strong whiskey! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2761 OK Choral 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2762 It looked to Carl that his nemesis, Jim the piano player, had rolled into town. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2763 I see Doc Brown is up to playing his old song and dance games again." 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2764 If only I could find a pipe organ bar. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2765 That’s a sweet steed, cowboy, but my horse has a bigger pianist. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2766 Well, Gus, it looks like ol’ Sure-Shootin’ Chopin is in town after all. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2767 Dang,I see Johann Sebastian is Bach in town 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2768 His keys are here so he can’t drink and drive. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2769 Looks like that singin cowboy is back in town. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2770 Let's see if Mungo can fell that with one punch. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2771 Why, Bess! Last I saw, you was jes' a gap-toothed little spinet! 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2772 So, Steinberg is back 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2773 Don’t look now Sparky, but I think that’s your ex with that fella in the band she left you for. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2774 Well Winnie, we just have to thank our lucky stars it's not an ukulele. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2775 Wonder where I should tether mine 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2776 This must be where all the players are. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2777 I guess this isn't a piano bar, after all, Maybelle. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2778 Well, look what we have here— the good, the nag, and the stuck keys. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2779 I thought they said to meet at the Back Corral not the Bach Chorale! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2780 Hey! We don't serve their kind of music here. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2781 I guess this is a non-dueling saloon. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2782 The contest read 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2783 Aha! I thought this was a piano bar! 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2784 Hmmm. A-C-E triad. I guess they won't admit a minor. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2785 THAT SHOULD BE INSIDE, NOT OUTSIDE 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2786 He’s here - the fastest jazz hands in the west 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2787 Sheriff Dillon made an instrumental discovery. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2788 The idiot left his keys! 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2789 Listen 'n learn, Silver, listen 'n learn. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2790 Must be some type of musical bar" 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2791 Put your pedal to the metal! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2792 Heck... they breed arpeggios round here... 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2793 I don't know what's worse: my covid, dung butt, or that grand piano? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2794 88 keys my ass. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2795 That old Grey mare ain't what she used to be..... 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2796 Billy’s horse must really be tying one on. 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
2797 Piano Man forgot his keys again. 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
2798 They must be playing Rocket man tonight... 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2799 That explains those noises in there...mostly. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2800 Well that's just grand, he parked in my spot. 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
2801 I hate to tell you this, but if you are waiting for Liberace, he ain't a-gonna get out of there in one piece. 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
2802 Just an old cowhand ... with his baby grand! 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
2803 It appears the piano player is inside, horsing around 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2804 Sing us a course, you’re the piano horse, Even the though the lighting’s too bright, For we’re all in the mood for a melody, And my vest is buttoned to too tight. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2805 Well don’t that beat all… only three legs! 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
2806 Liberace is in the house! 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
2807 This honky-tonk just isn't ready for a thoroughbred like you 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
2808 He's been wheeling it around ever since he learned 'The William Tell Overture'." 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2809 This might be the blunt instrument the sheriff's been looking for. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2810 It wasn't until his favorite waterhole became a piano bar that Billy knew for sure that gentrification had arrived in Dodge. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2811 These dusty trails have seen the last of that feller and the tune he rode in on. 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
2812 What are you all keyed up about? 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
2813 I reckon Cole "Don't Fence Me in" Porter is back in town. 1.2195 0.08199 41 34 5 2
2814 Saloon parking. One side for Hopalong, The other side for Sing-along 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2815 The good, the bad and the baroque 1.2195 0.08912 41 35 3 3
2816 It changes the meaning of 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
2817 The Lone Arranger was in town. There was going to be treble! 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2818 good thing you're not a piano 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
2819 I've heard of a one-horse town, but never this! 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
2820 Looks like he’s between movements again. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2821 Gee, I Never saw a horse with so many teeth. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2822 That's one way to hitch a piano, but it ain't the cowboy way. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2823 Looks like they’re all in the mood for a melody and that strangers got them feeling all right 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
2824 Oh no,not another night of drunken cowboys singin Sweet Caroline 1.2195 0.06545 41 32 9 0
2825 You want to dual piano. Pony up. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
2826 Dagnabbit! Vanessa Carlton got me agin! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2827 Whoa!!! Looks like Kid Liberace is in town. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
2828 Well, let's just hope it does not rain 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
2829 This town ain't big enough for two cowboys, let alone a piano 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
2830 I leave for two minutes and someone steals my bench! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2831 The piano duel was yesterday. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2832 Looks like they left the keys right in it. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2833 Willie and his sister are here! 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
2834 All tied up and need someone to play ya? That's the blues of many at this saloon! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2835 It's lookin' bad ol' girl - not even the piano is upright. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
2836 Well, if it isn't the Piano Express again. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2837 Gentrification is really getting out of hand. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2838 Charlie must be inside playing his horse again. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2839 On the rare occasion, Liberace saddled up to the bar and threw back a few shots of poorly made rotgut whiskey." 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
2840 Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
2841 ... and you get TWO hitching spots because... 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2842 Well I'll be! The Yo-Yo Kid is back in town! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
2843 Yep, no rhyme or reason. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2844 So much for the piano bar idea … 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
2845 Well, I'll be. Looks like somebody's been to the O.K. Chorale. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
2846 I see they are short staffed. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2847 And there'll be no tickling of her ivories, while I'm in there. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2848 Well Trigger, I'd say we got ourselves a new piano player in the bar! 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2849 I guess we can assume that Tom Waits is inside. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2850 Another piano duel? I better call the Sheriff. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2851 Looks like Two Gun Steinway got here 'fore me again. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2852 Okay Piano Man, I know you’re in there! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2853 Must be a LaMonte Young piece. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2854 I liked things better when this was a one horse and one note town. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2855 hmmm .... nothing was mentioned about bringing your own accompanist to event 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2856 Uh-oh. Looks like Kid Julliard is back in town. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2857 Well look who rode in on a song 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2858 That Piano Man is just playing with us. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2859 Some cowboys ride to a different tune 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2860 This looks off key, Liberace Valance is back in town. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2861 Not sure I wanna know what Jed's playing in there. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2862 He went Stein-away. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2863 He must be in training. They've got both his legs tied. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2864 Bout’ time I whip this pianist right out here in the street where everyone can see. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2865 He must be inside playing HORSE. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2866 Bet you a silver bullet it's William Tell's piano. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2867 Fancy seeing you here. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2868 When are they gonna make this place accessible? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2869 Eureka ! This explains all the tympani in the creek. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2870 Looks like Billy Joel is here 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2871 Hot Dang, looks like Jerry Lee's back in town... 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2872 I knew I should’ve taken an Uber. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2873 How are you riding this without a saddle? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2874 Lost my spot again to the fastest keys in the West. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
2875 So many piano players have been shot in this saloon that they now ban pianos! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2876 You can lead it to water, but you can’t make it plink ! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2877 Damn, Liberace beat me here again. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2878 DIDN'T KNOW OSCAR LEVANT WAS IN TOWN 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2879 Chopin, I'm callin' you out, for a little pas de deux. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2880 Can only be the Liberace gang. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2881 Baldwin? You’ve been served. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2882 Can't trust a piano that doesn't drink. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2883 Reckon I can't shoot him until he's playing it 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2884 You can’t just leave your keys out in this day and age! Sheesh! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2885 It got three legs and how do you feed it 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2886 English or Western piano stool? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2887 Crimany, Jenny Lind's in town! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2888 Whoah, wait a minute! That placard says ‘Steinway’.” 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2889 Well if ain’t Billy “The Piano Man” Joel, the fastest keys in the West. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2890 Elton who? Hell, I'm gonna plug him anyhow! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2891 Tarnation! Now how much you reckon they’d play for that same spot in Manhattan? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2892 Looking for a place to tinkle, I .guess, hmm 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2893 It might be time to shoot the piano player. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
2894 I thought I told that "tonic and gin" guy to leave town for good 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
2895 Reckon Billy the Kid Joel done fell off the wagon again. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2896 I thought 'The Piano Man' was a folk tale of a song. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
2897 This means a...duet! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
2898 Well, I'll be dipped in donkey do! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
2899 The cellist must have left. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2900 That Fat Boy Slim and his ‘weapon of choice’ has gone too far this time..that’s our spot! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
2901 Dang! It's Billy the Joel! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
2902 He left the keys in and it's still playing. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2903 Did Liberace leave so soon? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2904 Looks like Sam got here early 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2905 I found some sheet music down yonder. Any chance it’s yours? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2906 Tradition says we cain’t shoot the owner, but I sure don’t like that pee-annie hoggin’ the prime hitchin’ spot. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2907 Looks like somebody's itchin' for a duel. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2908 What in God's name did they do with my piano bench this time? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2909 I reckon that's old Cecil in there, trying to play his horse again. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2910 The last known whereabouts of the notorious and fabulous outlaw; Liberace the Kid 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
2911 Looks like Ol'88 blew in to town. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2912 No noise complaints have been reported since. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2913 Well, well, looks like we found Liberace the Kid!" 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2914 Looks like Bob's changed his tune. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2915 Nothing like finishing the week with a cold drink,riding a stallion and some good melodies with tied notes. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2916 Dang. I thought he was selling his pinto. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2917 Well it appears I’ve finally found the man whose music transports him. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2918 Wild Bill Evans, as I live and breathe. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2919 What's next? Show tunes? 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2920 Ain’t that something - a horse with wheels. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2921 Hmmm…I guess the piano bar didn’t work out. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2922 Well, it looks like the pianist is tuning himself up 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
2923 Well I declare. The ghost of Liberace right here in Muleshoe. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
2924 It must be half price for Billys today. Billy Joel and Billy the Kid. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
2925 Reckon this here explains why it sounds like someone's ticklin' a horse in the saloon. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2926 I guess the Piano and Pony show is back in town, grander than ever. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2927 Isn't that just Grand. Some pianist has parked in my spot. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2928 His search was finally over. Duke had found the Entertainer. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2929 What cunt left this here? 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2930 Wade opted for the music conservatory over the swashbuckling lifestyle. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2931 The rich but dishonest piano player has come to town. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2932 I guess Piano Bar was too many letters. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2933 Don’t play dumb.I know the music man is here. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2934 This is so European. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2935 That's the Amarillo Kid's horse for sure, but I'm not sure who's accompanying him. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2936 Make a note Trigger, a well behaved piano leaves no stool. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2937 Ugh! I hate piano bars! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2938 Well, well, well, it's a damn good thing I'm in the mood for a melody. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2939 I guess it's in the handicap spot because it only has three legs. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2940 It's hilarious without a caption! 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2941 Save a horse, ride a concerto. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2942 I see Billy Joel is here. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2943 He got tired of those bandits stealing his music" 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2944 This must be the start of a joke. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2945 Not the Duke I'm looking for. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2946 Well, it looks like we finally tracked down Sam. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2947 Didn't this used to be a piano bar? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2948 Look at the legs on that one 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2949 Yup, that's Cody's. He said he was going to play a few bars. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2950 When it’s not a piano bar 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2951 Some folks I just don't get. They tie 'em up but leave the keys in plain view. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2952 Looks like Cody lost his dang keys again! 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2953 That darn trouble making Elton is here again! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2954 Uh, oh -- looks like the Carnegie Kid is back in town. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2955 I really hope he's not drinking and jiving again tonight. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2956 Whoa, Lightn’in. We’ve got trouble. Looks like ol’ billy-joe L is back in town. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2957 If that’s out here, what the hell is the pianist fingering so loudly in there?! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
2958 Looks like Liberace is here tonight 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2959 On a scale of one to ten, this is ridiculous! 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2960 Looks like ole piano hands is back in town and lookin’ fer a lesson on reignin’ in that overly twitchy equestrian grip.” 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2961 Reckon this ol' honky-tonk just ain't big enough for every highfalutin newcomer tyin' up to its hitchin' post. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2962 Well, Scout, looks like there's s new pianist in town. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
2963 Now I'll show you how to jump 7 octaves. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
2964 Looks like Vladimir's looking for another duel. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2965 I know he sounded a little hoarse, but this is disability parking abuse!" 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2966 Well, well, well. Looks like Billy Joel's back in town. 1.2143 0.06408 42 33 9 0
2967 There’s no escaping honky-tonk. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2968 Steinway parking only. All others will be towed. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2969 Guess COVID screwed up the equestrian supply chain too 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2970 Dusty rode as close to the jet-black thing as he dared, then stopped. He had heard about baby grands all his life, but never knew anyone who could actually ride one. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2971 This is Bob's idea of a joke. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2972 Well, I must have gotten the wrong key. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2973 Don’t fret, horse. He had to visit the outhouse, and he’ll be back right quick to play you some more tunes. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2974 Looks like there’s a new player in town. 1.2143 0.07258 42 34 7 1
2975 It sounds better than a guitar, but it’s awkward to get out onto the open range. 1.2143 0.08018 42 35 5 2
2976 Looks a lot like his father, the Rio Grande. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
2977 What do you suppose are the ivories he’s ticklin’ inside? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
2978 Wait. Isn't that handicapped parking. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2979 First it was brass spitoons, now its baby grands, what next? Monthly baths? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2980 you can play a piano concerto for four hands , and horsing around also remains an option… 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2981 Never a mystery when ol' Liberace's in town...... 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2982 what do you mean you don't play anymore 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2983 I'm really starting to get tired of these people who think they're entitled to park in the handicapped spot without their placard showing. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2984 Dang! Vladimir Horsewitz! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2985 Yes it's a piano bar, why do you ask? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2986 Stool's inside. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2987 Fucking Millennials 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2988 Move along stranger, this here's a banjo town. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2989 What's next...a chanteuse ? 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2990 Dangit, them New Yorkers are lookin' for trouble again. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
2991 Don't pianissimo me. Its in my spot! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2992 Somebody better git this horse out of the piano parking! 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2993 How Yamaha Won the West. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2994 No friends in low places? 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2995 Looks like old man Steinway's drinkin again. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2996 The Steinway gang was in town, the sheriff knew he would have to face the music. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
2997 Gee and I thought saddle sores where bad 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
2998 Sorry, Steinway, this ain’t that kind of bar. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
2999 Must be one of them newfangled piano bars I've been hearing about. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
3000 I guess 'allegro' meant giddy-up. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
3001 It seems our state is trending blue. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3002 Looks like someone stole Finger's candelabra. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
3003 He always takes the handicapped spot! 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
3004 No gul dern bench?! How's a cowboy gonna play the piany with nuthin' to sit on? Looks like the work of the Aardvark Gang to me. Well, I'll tie you next to Judy over there and soak my sorrows in a glass of somethin' sweet and soothin'. Burrrrrrrrrp! 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
3005 Seems like everyone's riding into town on a crescendo. 1.2128 0.08010 47 40 4 3
3006 All right, Ace. Time to bring down the horse. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
3007 Looks like Duke and his boys are back in town. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
3008 Anybody who leaves the keys in full view gets what they deserve. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3009 Finally, another horse. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
3010 'This spells trouble, Spitfire. It's the Steinway boys again.' 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
3011 I was sure I told him I wanted a Palomino for Christmas. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
3012 It's high time we had a Piano Bar in this town! 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
3013 It looks like Old Steinway has been barred for horsing around again. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3014 Looks like the juke box has arrived. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3015 I see Autry's back in town. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3016 It keeps trying to play Unchained Melody but the Righteous Brothers haven’t been born yet. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
3017 Dang! I forgot it was open mike tonight. 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
3018 No, Silver, you cannot play 'chopsticks.' 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
3019 So that's why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3020 Gather the gang boys... Billy's back in town 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3021 What in Pianofortetion?! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3022 Those are some great looking legs on that ride! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3023 I ain't no veterinary physician but that there mare is a-twitchin' with a fit of twelve bar blues. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3024 I guess this isn’t a piano bar. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3025 That's my spot. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3026 Minor or major problem? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3027 Looks like Frank left his keys in the parking lot again. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3028 Don’t get shy now, you practiced all year for this. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3029 Excuse me, mister. Me and my trusty volcano here just rode in from Tulsa! Any idea where a couple of dusty anthills might rustle up some tin foil and a handful of antipsychotics? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3030 What the hell? Ain't ridin' enough? We got to be musicians now too? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3031 Gee you're lookin' flat." "Yeah, they don't sell to minors. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3032 So, Harry Connick Jr. is doing Westerns now? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3033 Classic Billy The Kidder. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3034 Steinway always gets post position! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3035 Your ass is mine, Liberace! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3036 Not this song and dance again. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3037 No, Thunder, you can't play it. Remember what your hooves did to that Steinway Model B back in Cheyenne? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3038 now, that's a handsome saddle 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3039 Billy forgot his keys again. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3040 I always thought music can take you places. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3041 It looks like Fast Fingers Freddie is back in town. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3042 It's a NFT. It will never buy him a beer. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3043 Go on. We've just been on the Santa Fe Trail. Now play it. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3044 A pianist walked up to a bar,,, 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3045 Oscar Levant's back in town. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3046 Yep,old fella,someone's been polishing those teeth but you're still the best. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3047 My way, or the Steinway? Really? Get out of my parking space... 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3048 I reckon its called Steinway. Lenore Cantor Los Angeles, CA 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3049 Acapella night 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3050 Your knees are good for the rest of your life, make some space. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3051 That gosh durn Victor Borge has takn' our spot agin Trigger.. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3052 This must be the dueling piano bar everyone is talking about. 1.2105 0.07691 38 31 6 1
3053 Ay! Mis cojones!! 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3054 I just love a classic western! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3055 Oh Dang…Mongo IS back in town! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3056 Ready for an escape with an alegreto. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3057 oooh, I guess a guitar isn't good enough for some singing cowboys. 1.2105 0.07691 38 31 6 1
3058 First time I saw one with three legs! 1.2105 0.06702 38 30 8 0
3059 Oh no,Victor Borge is back! 1.2105 0.06702 38 30 8 0
3060 I like to see the saddle that fits on that horse. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3061 Guest they threw the entertainment out. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3062 Some of us ride the pony, fella, and others ride the stride 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3063 But can we really separate the art from the artist? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3064 Open air "country western"? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3065 Looks like someone's here looking for a duet. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3066 I can't believe, after all these years, the Piano Fucker is back. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3067 Old Ivory is still looking grand. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
3068 Looks like Bill's inside fingering his horse again 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3069 Yep! They only let players in this bar. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3070 He misread saloon as sonata. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3071 It looks like tonight's show is a horse opera without piano. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3072 When I said duel, I didn’t mean dueling pianos. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3073 I lost my key 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3074 The day outlaw Liberace came to town. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3075 This isn't promising. I was hoping to raise a posse of upright citizens. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3076 Oh, looks like Elton John stopped by for a visit... 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3077 Whoa, hold up thar buddy! This is war you put them three legged white horses! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3078 Oh dear, looks like Liberace is drinking again. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3079 Woah,Otis - better steer clear of the saloon. Billy Joel the Kid’s in town. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3080 Pianos must be hitched in a climate-controlled space. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3081 Hmmmm; this guy should have taken his keys... 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3082 Billy Joel stops by for a drink 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3083 You know what this means, Marshmallow. Karaoke Bill is back and up to no good. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3084 I guess having a piano bar in a saloon might not have been such a good idea after all. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3085 Early Piano Bar 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3086 Darn it! The piano bar is taken 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3087 Ain't this a grand state of affairs! 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3088 Now that there’s a sure sign of gentrification goin’ on in these here parts. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3089 I reckon it failed the "honky-tonk" test. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3090 I’ll be darned, this must be that new fangled piano bar. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3091 Worst slip knots I've ever seen. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3092 I see Billy Joel forgot to take his keys with him again. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3093 I suppose everyone's got a first rodeo. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3094 Hey, that's my parking spot. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3095 Fair point, but if I HAD told you ahead of time what I won and needed help moving you wouldn’t have come with me. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3096 Another one-horse town,Ed. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3097 Do you play? 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3098 Well, that’s a grand howdy do! 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3099 Damn! Tex has double-parked his baby grand again! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3100 I wonder when he'll be Bach. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3101 Shoot, someone forgot their keys! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3102 There's treble a-brewin'. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3103 Well played, Rusty, well played. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3104 So now you don't want to play? 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3105 Time to come out and face the music Bart. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3106 Yamaha has expanded its product line from pianos and motorcycles to horses. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
3107 No,I don’t know how to put a saddle on it! 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3108 This town ain't big enough for the both of us, Baby Grand. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3109 Liberace's ringing in the New Beer 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3110 That's one harmonious horse... 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3111 You can bring a horse to the piano, but you can't make the horse sing! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3112 Sam took my parking spot, again. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3113 A bottle of white, a bottle of red, the tip jar's empty so I'm going to bed. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3114 Oh, I now I get it. This saloon is not a piano bar, this one bars pianos. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
3115 Quickfingers McGrew must be in town. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
3116 Likes like a three-legged palomino. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
3117 I'm givin' the Culture Vulture Kid one minute to waltz his stool out here. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3118 Careful, it looks keyed up. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3119 The sign said "no stool in front" 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3120 Why does the entertainment get the best parking? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3121 Thanks, Obama 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3122 Looks like the Liberace Kid’s back in town 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3123 Excuse me but if cigarettes are so bad, why do we give them to monkeys? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3124 What in tarnation is that Mongolian saddle doin' in front of the Long Branch? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3125 Liberace at Hugh Noon 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3126 It looks like somebody never got over that song "A Horse with No Name" 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3127 I don't think this tune is big enough for both of us. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3128 This is the right place Sparky, the piano bar. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3129 I see Lang Lang's in town 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3130 Not upright enough for their crowd? 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
3131 Looks like the Concerto Kid is in town." 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3132 This must be a honky-tonk saloon. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3133 They told me this was a piano bar, but I thought that meant that that guy Billy what's-his-name was gonna be here. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3134 It plays "Wild Horses" by request only. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3135 Dang! I know a 3-legged beast when I see one. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3136 Yep. Only three legs though. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3137 I done come hyah to play poker, not to poke Player! 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3138 A-ha, here you are. Did you think you could upstage that old rickity tinkly upright piano??? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3139 You can bring a piano to the saloon but you can't make it plink. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3140 You're taking up two spaces! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3141 Looks like the Van Cliburn gang is back 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3142 And I thought it was a dangerous family gang we were looking for. Steinway and sons 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3143 I guess Bill Joel rode into town last night. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3144 I see that Van Cliburn is here for a showdown. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3145 Well, danged if that ain't Copland's mount. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3146 Millennials have made piano bar parking ridiculous. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3147 Looks like Billy the Prodigy is in town. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3148 Oh look at Cliff, showin’ off, backin’ in to a stall…wait. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3149 Finally, a horse where I can put the pedal to the metal. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3150 Dang, I keep forgetting my keys! 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3151 Well I guess I have to use the rope to tie up my horse and move the piano to the bar. Maybe this will be the start of a piano bar 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3152 Looks like it’s karaoke night again! 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
3153 Now when did Vanessa Carlton move into town? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3154 Guess someone traded their pinto for a piano. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3155 Liberace’s in town . . . 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
3156 This 'toon isn't big enough for the two of us. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
3157 I kinda expected the other Duke. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3158 That there is a mighty fine baby grand palamino. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3159 ? Sa-Loon River ... Wider than a mule ... 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3160 Ah Hell, the symphony’s back in town 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3161 Judd suspected that he finally caught up with the Liberace Kid. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3162 Keep quiet, I'll be back soon 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
3163 Somebody wanted to make a grand entrance. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3164 Well, I'll be. That varmint, Liberace, has got a gig at the local saloon tonight even though I told him to get out of town by sunset. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3165 Quiz night was more fun before that crowd started showing up. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3166 Damn. The Black Keys kid is back in town 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3167 Hey, there’s my grand baby! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3168 Who was that masked man...and this piano he rode in on?! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3169 Huh, a Saloon that bars a piano! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
3170 Oh Oh!.... 'Play it Again, Sam' is back in town. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3171 I've got to book this guy for the next campfire. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3172 Whaddya mean you ain't movin' till I SING 'Giddy up' ? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3173 Come on Friday, we can come back next week. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3174 Fred’s got a new jig. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3175 Looks like our street pianist is taking a break. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3176 well, that's as good gone....Left the keys in it. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3177 Scene 1. Outside the saloon. A tough-looking cowboy staring at the piano-shaped aircraft and wondering how to fly this thing. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3178 Looks like Red 'Upright' McMann's got some shiny new hardware. probably lookin for a return duel with Bobby 'Baby Grand' Watson. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3179 Well, at least they left the keys. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3180 Don't worry Buddy, it can't replace you. Its stools don't make for good manure. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3181 Would hate to see that rancher's keyring 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3182 Uh oh, looks like there’s a new crescendo in town. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3183 And that's a fine tune horse! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3184 You've got to be pretty tone-deaf to park like that. 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
3185 This old town sure has changed. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3186 Hot dang. Rachmaninoff is back in town. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3187 Holly smoke... this piano didn't play fair 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3188 Okay, Buttercup, Mrs. Steinway wants us to make sure he gets home by dark. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3189 A player piano? Not In MY town! 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3190 That idiot once again brought the wrong keys for the bank robbery. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3191 Boris must be back in town. I guess he didn't know Sam automated. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
3192 I guess the repo man is having a drink. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3193 Geez … Not him again. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3194 It don't seem right to leave that three-legged thing hitched out here. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
3195 You mean to tell me the piano was dragged here by YOU, and HE's the one drinking? 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
3196 Finally,someone with foresight about the musical talents of our four hoofed companions. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3197 I can't abide them kind of duels either, Sparky. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3198 Whoa! We’re not interested in any treble. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3199 Hey boy, we don't like your kind around here. 1.2051 0.06550 39 31 8 0
3200 Playing the same old tune,I see. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3201 Is it a white horse with black keys, or a black horse with white keys? 1.2051 0.08361 39 33 4 2
3202 Don't just stand there, play something. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3203 But what good is it with only three legs? 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
3204 Do-Neigh-Mi 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3205 Elton’s voice must be a little horse today. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3206 Looks like someone escaped from Forte Bravo. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3207 Another bounty success, Trigger. The Honky Tonk outlaw’s inside. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3208 Billy Joel, I've found you at last. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3209 What kind of backup did they have in mind? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3210 Dang piano bars. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3211 Why has someone hitched a grand piano to this rail? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3212 Better tell the boss Sir Elton's in town. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3213 Looks like it's time to shoot the piano player. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3214 How do you get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3215 Proving once again: never order expedited delivery of a black beauty over the telegraph during happy hour. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3216 Does this mean they have karaoke now? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3217 Guess this here placc ain't no Honky Tonk bar... 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3218 This is the first saloon where they won't let you in unless you are upright. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3219 Well, isn't that just grand! Someone stole my parking spot! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3220 Piano fought a band. It won. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3221 Looks like it's safe to go in - they bar pianos. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3222 Lock up your daughters, Buck Steinway’s hit town 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3223 Looks like the boys from the Cliburn ranch are in town. Could be trouble. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3224 Create your own saloon song. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3225 Looks like he forgot his keys again! 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3226 Don't shoot me,I'm the piano. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3227 I see the horse trader 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3228 They shot the piano player. Wait and see what they'll do to you. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3229 If that's a Baldwin...make sure you check the gun 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3230 Well this is just grand. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3231 I didn't know you had an audition. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3232 Dang! The Liberace kid's back in town. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3233 Chopin is taking a break from his Whiskey River Concerto composition. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3234 Looks like the Candelabra Kid just rolled back into town. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3235 Dang it! I ain't in the mood for a gol-durned nocturne! 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3236 Looks like Władysław Szpilman is here tonight. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3237 Looks like Ferrante and Teicher have split up again. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3238 Well, confound it...I thought the had learned his lessons. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3239 Huh. I didn't think Sir Elton played the bars any longer. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3240 Looks like someone’s Bach in town 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3241 Just my luck, Liberate’s here! “There won’t be stool in the Saloon tonight 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3242 i just got played, didn't I 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3243 A pitching post? Sounds like a grand idea. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3244 I reckon a piano bar is better than no bar at all. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3245 I guess that they’ll be adding a cover charge tonight 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3246 It must be boogie-woogie night." 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3247 Dusty was relieved that the accordion had finally been towed. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3248 It sure didn't get there of its own accord 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3249 Looks like a shot of heart and soul chaser to go. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3250 Just keep'a movin' Old Paint. I recon I've heard this tune before and believe me, it ain't grand. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3251 It's always the same song and dance with this one. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
3252 El-Liberace must be in town. I'd recognize that black Steinway anywhere 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
3253 Okay Chorale must be interviewing again. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3254 That idiot! I asked him where I could find Liberty Valance,not Liberace Valance. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3255 It was time to tell Kid Liberace there ain’t no Haydn in this town. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3256 I’m having second thoughts about letting the piano teacher babysit the kids tonight. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
3257 Wait Until he tries to go home 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
3258 Billy Joel leaves his trademark horse tied up to the hitching post. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3259 I'm going in - stick to country music or the blues...no classical! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
3260 Looks like somebody rode a melody. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
3261 I see that Billy The Kid Joel is in town 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3262 Looks like Lefty Chopin's back in town. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3263 I'm tired of these one-piano towns. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
3264 Saloon Musician Solves Riding Hoarse. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3265 Who double parked? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3266 He went to take a tinkle. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3267 I see Ol' Chopsticks is back in town. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3268 Wow! There’s a new tune in town. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3269 Look's like the Sheriff is riding bareback again. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
3270 Ferde’s here. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3271 It's not a Steinway; the Saloon has pretensions but no class. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3272 Player pianos definitely shouldn’t be left unsupervised like this 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3273 Gosh, the Valkyries are downtown. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3274 Liberace has arrived. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3275 Whoa, I didn’t know the ‘Liberace Tribute at Laredo’ was playing here! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3276 Now there's a grand ride 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3277 Oh oh, fastest fingers in the West! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3278 Well heck, looks like the Rogers and Hammerstein gang is back. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3279 Looks like the Sonata Kid's back in town. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3280 Where did Billy Joel go? Piano Man is my favorite! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3281 Ain’t that grand. Someone’s looking for a duel. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3282 Well, Dusty, that there looks like a disturbing portent of neighborhood gentrification. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3283 Pay for play has come a long way. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3284 Hmmm, better tell Amadeus that Ludwig’s in town 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3285 Lefty knew he should have brought his six string to town. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3286 Well, we finally tracked down Liberace 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3287 The baby on board sticker is a bit much 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
3288 Liberace was scheduled to perform next week, dang 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
3289 Well, it looks like that Liberace varmint rode back into Keystone again 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3290 Looks like the deer and the antelope are playin’ tonight. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
3291 This won’t be here long. The left the keys in it. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3292 Play a few bars? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3293 Does he have to take it EVERYWHERE with him? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3294 Looks like entertainment's outside tonight. Won't have to mask up. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3295 Now, that's a horse of a different pallor, Mino! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3296 Damn Liberace always takes two spaces 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3297 The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be ... 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
3298 Looks like Piano Man took my spot again. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3299 Gentrification damnit! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
3300 Now, I have SEEN IT ALL! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
3301 So you got 88'd out of there! 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3302 I knew it! Victor Borge is in town. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3303 ‘Steady, big guy, Miss Spinet gets off work in just a little while.’ 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
3304 Where is everybody? 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3305 Great. Last week it was tympani, now this. What next? A contra bassoon? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3306 Oh, I bet you think you're grand! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3307 Bezos is changing the world again. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
3308 I sense that things are changing, Pal. What's next, candelabras? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3309 I wish I were a musician,They have such good rides. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3310 Looks like there's a new pianist in town. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3311 I'd sure like to tickle them keys 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3312 Not again!? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
3313 Uh-oh. Looks like the Rachmaninov Two are back in town. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
3314 Play us a song, you're the piano, man. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3315 Looks like this one's without accompaniment. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3316 Let's hope the pianist is not playing on his horse again. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3317 Earl, I know your in there. Be a man and come out here and play Shenandoah. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3318 Well I'll be damned, so this is where Steinway goes for intermission. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3319 I reckon he’s moving on to the next town 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3320 If the Liberace Kid is drinking, it’s best not to tease him about his baby grand. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3321 Damn Old Paint, if that ain't my favorite place to hitch you up while I get my whiskey! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3322 Well I told him the saloon needed a piano bar, but... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3323 Drunk agin 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3324 Any cowboy would need a good stiff drink after flubbing Brahms Piano Concerto # 1! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3325 It looks like Mr. Steinway is here" 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3326 Marshall Dillon ain't gonna be happy with this new-fangled gentrification!!! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3327 There's a new player in town. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3328 If this is out here, what's making that weird noise inside? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3329 Dang! Liberace's in town! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3330 Appears that Steinway’s riding Black Beauty — ain’t she grand. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3331 I reckon someone finally shot the old player piano to put it out of its misery. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3332 The piano-man knows this is my spot. So, giddy-up. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3333 Whooooa! Easssssy boy! I ain’t gunna hurt cha… 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3334 He was getting closer. The Hobky Tonk Kid couldn't be far away 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3335 She took my parking place again 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3336 It looks like William made quite an overture here. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3337 Looks like that no-good desperado Liberace is back in town. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3338 Looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3339 I’ll be, gentrification happens quickly. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3340 That Piano Man is here again. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3341 Dag-nabit! I recognize the brand".. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3342 Looks like the Steinway boys have been drinking again 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3343 The sheriff realized that it would be easy to hit the wrong note. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3344 Chuck sat there most of the day imagining what a dual with Liberace would look like 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3345 The guy probably wears suspenders AND a belt. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3346 Well… it’s harder to sonata off with than a bicycle! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3347 Looks like another night of drinking and gambling and all that jazz. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3348 They must have Pony Express Prime. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3349 Well, Trigger, I’ve just got to see whose ridding that Steinway! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3350 I think he is trying to be low key 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3351 This can only mean one thing – show tunes at the OK Corral. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3352 Sheriff must be puttin' together a piano posse. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3353 You can have my horse, but don't steal my baby grand. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3354 They REALLY don't want me to play the piano ! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3355 It's practicing the horse opera. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3356 Looks like I'll be singin' for my supper acapella. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3357 He was supposed to ride in on a pinto. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3358 That must be one of those horseless carriages I've been hearing so much about 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3359 Victor Borge must be in town. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3360 The bench is inside playing with the harpsecord. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3361 Darn city folk. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3362 So that's where I left my keys. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3363 Dammit! I order a new Schimmel, and they deliver a Bösendorfer. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3364 Looks like you can just hitch anything with legs to this post. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3365 Easy, Silver. I ain't never seen a Steinway fit to be tied. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3366 "I hope Billy's not thinking of hanging it up." 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3367 Dagnabbit!...I told that dirty varmint Rachmaninoff to get out of town and to stay out of town!" 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3368 Oh, my God! That damn Beethoven is here again! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3369 Really? In the handicapped space? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3370 Sondheim, I'm calling you out! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3371 Whoa! The pianist is playing Nelly again. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3372 It looks like Billy ‘the kid ‘ Joel is sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it’s better than drinking alone. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3373 I hate it when the Gershwin Kid shows up for karaoke. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3374 This must be keyed up for Elise. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3375 '" That Billy Joel sure does get around" 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3376 It looks like that desperado Liberaci is back in town. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
3377 Watch out, Ol' Paint. Looks like Kid Horowitz is back in town. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3378 I don’t care if he’s just the piano player-I’m gonna shoot him. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3379 Looks like there might be some treble here. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3380 Don't worry—your neighs sound much better to me. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3381 Well I see there's a new piano bar in town 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3382 I reckon another showdown 's been orchestrated. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3383 I see Billy is still convinced that he rides on that piano for his career. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3384 No wonder, it"s the piano from Crazy Horse. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3385 Goldarn it--that cussed virtuoso took our spot again. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3386 You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of the country dudes who play the blues while drinking booze? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3387 The Van Cliburn must be in town! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3388 I see William Tell is here 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3389 Nobody said nothing about a dang piano bar. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3390 Well, well, well — looks like our old pal Steve showed up to the party" RIP Steven Songheim (1930-2021 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3391 The Ballad of Billy the Joel. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3392 He pondered playing whilst on his saddle. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3393 This here's a one-piano town. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3394 I coulda swore SALOON had two L’s. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3395 I thought it was a piano bar too. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3396 Looks like treble rode rode into town 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3397 Hey, I thought this was a no-parking area except for accordions. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3398 Get a proper job", they said! "The piano won't get you anywhere", they said 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
3399 Oh, so that's 'Black Beauty" 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3400 Really dumb to leave the keys in it. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3401 How does Rubinstein always get here first! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3402 Looks like Ferrante is here. Teicher can't be far. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3403 Goldarn, looks like they already shot the piano player. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3404 The barkeep must have told Julia that he preferred her violin playing. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3405 Not so grand now, are you? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3406 Guess the piano player really doesn't know if they're horsing around upstairs 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3407 Damned green horns done went and put in a piano bar. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3408 Wonder who rode in on that one! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3409 Looks like he decided to try his luck as a bar stool. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3410 "Elton John must be in town. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3411 Ever since those damn things started playing themselves we haven't had a good night's sleep around these parts. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3412 Sing us a song 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3413 Headed to Las Vegas,old son? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3414 Nobody should be riding that, it's just a baby. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3415 Liberace is back in town 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3416 'I guess Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie is back in town'. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3417 Who parks like that?! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3418 Tarnation! That polecat Paderewski took my parking space again. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3419 I shot the piano player but I didn't shoot his ivories 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3420 Elton John tickets. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3421 I hope this bar measures up 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3422 He forgot to leave his key with the valet again. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3423 I knew Horowitz is still alive. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
3424 Celebrations after shooting the video. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3425 Well, looks like we got an ivory rustler in town. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3426 Will was not a fan of band night at his local watering hole. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3427 that's my mustang Yamaha that went missing last week 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3428 Innocent looking, but I will take you to far away places! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3429 Looks like Kid Steinway is back in town. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3430 To Willie’s dismay, all signs indicated that his favourite saloon was slowly becoming a piano bar. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3431 Looks like treble at the saloon again. Imma go around Bach. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3432 Looks like them Liberace boys are back in town! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3433 Oh good,the duel hasn’t started yet. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3434 Horses only out front. It's always been horses only. I don't see too good Clancy, is that a horse? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3435 As long as he knows Git Along, Little Dogies 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3436 Well I’ll be. It’s a horse-sicord. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3437 Aaron Copland never had a horse. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3438 Looks like the Ivory Tickling Bandit rode into town. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3439 I guess with 3 legs you deserve the handicap space 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3440 Well look who rolled into town. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3441 Must not be able to find his keys. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3442 Looks like 88-Finger Dan is back in town. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3443 I do believe we've found the karaoke bar. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3444 I knew it. The gang is orchestrating something. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
3445 Really? An alien Steinway right here in Roswell? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3446 Well Trigger, it's the end of the road for Colbert and that Batiste fellow. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3447 That ain't no pinto 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3448 There's only room for one of you in this here town. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3449 Aw, crap!! Didn’t expect to find no danged piano bar this far west! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3450 Mr. Dillon won't be happy about Miss Kitty's birthday surprise 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3451 It's showdown, not showtime, pardner. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3452 I'll be darned. There is a grand piano tied up outside the saloon. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3453 You must be a minor 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3454 My revolver, did I leave it here or at the saloon with the glockenspiel out the front. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3455 Looks like Ole' Zeke got himself a side gig at The Carlyle. . . 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3456 Uh-oh. Looks like 'Vladimir the Kid' is back in town. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
3457 All heck! Looks like that new Sheriff's 88 beats my 45 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3458 What do you feed it? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3459 Uh oh, looks like Elton John Wesley Harding is back in town." 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3460 I reckon that giddy yuppie’s playing horse again. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3461 Don't shoot,I'm only the piano. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3462 Somethin wrong wif dat horse in the middle. It only got 3 legs... 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
3463 Well, that’s one way to make sure Ol’ Tempo doesn’t run away. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3464 They must serve really good alcohol here 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3465 Someone forgot their keys again... 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3466 Boy,howdy, ain’t that grand!…or maybe a baby grand… 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
3467 Looks like there is going to be a Bach lynching. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3468 Dang, I hate when they straddle the lines. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
3469 So that 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3470 I’d always heard this was a one horse town. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3471 Must have brought it in from the out-Bach. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
3472 Taking up two spaces as usual! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3473 OK, Lan Lan, I want you outta here by sundown...and the piano you rode in on. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3474 Oh no, light finger Larry is back in town. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3475 I had to give my keys to the bartender 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3476 I see Liberace is on tour again. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3477 It’s a piebald Steinway. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3478 Rusty finally found the perfect place to rehearse his OK Chorale 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3479 Piano bar is ready to roar 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3480 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, he has to pick mine 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
3481 Now try telling me you’re “Too grand” to be hitched outside! 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
3482 If he'd only play it right, it wouldn't keep tryin' to run off! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3483 I left my vaccination card in my bench at home. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
3484 Just ‘cause you ride something with wheels you think you can hitch it anywhere you want? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
3485 Oh, fuck! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3486 What are the odds a two horse town with a piano, Does anyone know any Show tunes? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3487 He must have thought somebody would steal the chair. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3488 Welp, you can lead a horse to a Walter, but ya can't make him plink! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3489 So this is what it means to be transported by your music. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3490 What's that 3-legged freak doing here? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3491 Dang Sears! I ordered, "A player'n-piano," not "a player an' a piano." 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3492 The artists came to town, soon after tech-bros and $8 lattes took over the Wild West. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3493 Ludwig the Beethoven is back in town. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3494 Damn, a piano bar, what's next, a fern bar? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3495 Piano bar 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3496 Isn't that just grand...I ordered a highboy. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3497 Well I'll be danged, Vlad Horsowitz is back in town. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3498 Guess it's not a piano bar. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3499 Is Ray Charles in there playing his horse? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3500 Elton’s in town! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3501 B&B is back in town. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3502 You're in a ragtime-out 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3503 Happen to have the sheet music for I 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3504 This isn't the live music I was expecting. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3505 Wolfgang’s back ln town. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3506 I reckon you can lead a horse to a watering hole, but you can't make him play "I Love This Bar. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3507 Uh oh, Beegie Adair's in town. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3508 I laughed at him when he sat down to play the piano the same way he laughed at me when I got up on this saddle. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3509 Trigger,it looks like your piano teacher is a no show again! We need to meet somewhere besides the saloon. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3510 These Red Dead speedruns are getting out of hand. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3511 Dang, looks like the Wolfgang is here again... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3512 Just Chopsticks. Go Ahead and try. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3513 Just didn’t see the karaoke rage coming 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3514 Humpf , the gloss black will not last in this sun. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3515 Excuse me, how long is intermission? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3516 Breeder said she's an extraction of Paso Fino origin. Can go from largo to presto 'thout missin' a beat. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3517 So this is the final stop on Billy Joel’s western tour! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3518 I think he’s playing the horse again 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3519 Just another Piano Player Bellied Up... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3520 Well, I reckon Aaron Copeland's here again. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3521 I reckon Billy the Kid Joel is back in town. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3522 I’ll give it a try, but it may sound hoarse. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3523 That's his horse, all right. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3524 The Rio Grande Piano was a sight to behold... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3525 Where did you go, Mr. Piano Man? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3526 He rode into town on a baby grand. They called him The Piano Man. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3527 Well at least they didn't shoot his piano. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3528 Nocturnes anybody? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3529 I'll have to tell the sheriff the "parking for the band is in the back" sign is missing again. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3530 Someone isn’t horsing around, anymore. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3531 Tex meets his destiny. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3532 Let’s ride around the block, maybe it will be free by then. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3533 Hoss lost his spot every time Liberace rode into town. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3534 Wow Nelly -- this town ain't big enough for a tinkerer on them ivories. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3535 Looks like Duke Ellington is back in town. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3536 Rope’em, tie’em and play’em a tune. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3537 Now I'm trying to remember if he said showdown, or show tunes? 1.1957 0.07997 46 40 3 3
3538 I see the horse opera just rolled into town. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3539 I see Billy Joel the Kid is in town! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3540 Sheriff had too much to drink. Gonna have to take his keys. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3541 Don't shoot me, I'm just the player piano 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3542 What? No more piano bar? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3543 What key do you use to start this here transportation? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3544 Well, it looks like there's gonna be treble. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3545 Curses, trumped by a baby grand 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3546 Let' s see...Which is easier to unleash? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3547 Give him three steps my Ass. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3548 Now you caint have honky-tonk pianahs inside cuz of coveed? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3549 Since when did this place become a piano bar? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3550 Dang it! Cole has took my parkin' space AGAIN! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3551 Don't that beat all? Left their keys right out in plain sight. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3552 I guess Billy Joel The Kid is back in town. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3553 So where's the bench? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3554 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3555 You must be from the forte! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3556 OK, Big guy. You're play. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3557 I challenge you to a duel. Let’s take it to the alley. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3558 Damn, I thought we had run the Piano Gang out of town. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3559 Well, well, well, if it isn't Beethoven boozing again. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3560 Here I was, about to come face to face with Liberace 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3561 Damn, I told that Liberace to stay outta my town! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3562 Tarnation! Looks like Billy ‘the Kid’ Joel’s in town! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3563 Finally, there's some action here. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3564 Looks like the bartender took someone's keys last night. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3565 Momma don't allow no piano playing around here" so I had to leave 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3566 The town was filled with horse thieves and grand theft larcenists 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3567 I think they misunderstood when I said to leave the keys out in the front for me. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3568 I'll bet he's ordering sarsparilla. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3569 So much for microdosing. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3570 Get inside this cloning device, Gertrude, as I would like a second one of you. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3571 I see it’s salooned but has it been tuned? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3572 The all points alert said you could tell his mount because it only has 3 legs. They BOTH only have 3 legs! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
3573 Hell, Mozart is here. I won't play again! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3574 Well, well... Billy the Wonderkind is back in town. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3575 Dern fool...it's a Steinway not a runaway. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3576 The piano player is having a drink at the bar 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3577 He's never gonna make it to Madison Square Garden by sunset. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3578 Of all the gin joints west of the Pecos . . . 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
3579 Oh, great! Now the saloon's gettin' gentrified! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3580 Dang it, I told Billy Joel not to drive in this town no more! 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
3581 I've heard of people riding Yamahas but this is ridiculous 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
3582 Looks like Billy The Kid is Bach again. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3583 I've seen Tobianos, but that's my first Tobpiano. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
3584 Dagnab piano guy needs to park that beast other end out ! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3585 This is going to be your last song, Maverick "Mozart" Bodine 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3586 He'll have a hard time leaving town without his keys. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3587 Alright, Rusty, one more for the road. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3588 And on that note... 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3589 Festus now knows that you can lead a horse to a piano, but you can't make him play. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3590 So this is a tune up 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3591 Liberace has taken his dang mount inside again.. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3592 When the shooting starts, apparently the piano player can make his getaway. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3593 Looks like the Liberace gang is back in town. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3594 So, now they're keeping the Steinways separate from the Steins 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3595 Dang it! I was hankerin' to hear "Unchained Melody 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3596 Ed has been playing at that damn saloon for seven years without a raise. He worked out his notice, packed his things and is having one last drink with the boys at the bar before he hits the trail. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3597 He may not have started the fire, but he's still in my spot. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3598 Got thrown out for playin' bawdy tunes again? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3599 Honkytonk Steinway post-war baby grand, waiting for the right moment. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3600 Who parked like an a**hole? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3601 He left you outside for your benefit Steinway. Nobody puts baby grand in a corner. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3602 Oh, that's right. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3603 Why does a three-legged horse take up twice as much space? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3604 I like to play a few bars now and then 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3605 I said I wanted a penis,not a pianist! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3606 There goes the right to bear pianos. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3607 Finally, the pianist will stop getting carried away during solos. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3608 I guess Rio Grand is back in town. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3609 I see both Liberty Valance and Liberace are in town. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3610 I reckon it can carry a tune. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
3611 At least it's not his organ. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3612 I meant harmonica,but yes,it has a harp. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3613 The piano bar is around the corner 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3614 Hell, that looney tuner’s back in town… better not be drink’n all our booze and be fix’n keys. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3615 At least it's not a harpsichord. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3616 Well I'll be Coda-ed 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3617 Must be a-stride player. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3618 Have grand. Will travel. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
3619 Looks like Liberace is tying one on again. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3620 Looks like there's gonna be a gunfight at the OK Chorale. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
3621 Gimme a clue, Mister Ed. Is this guy off his high horse or off key ? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
3622 It looks like Mr Liberace stopped in for a few beers again. 1.1944 0.06690 36 29 7 0
3623 Piano bar my ass. 1.1944 0.06690 36 29 7 0
3624 I see the Wolf Gang got here before us 1.1944 0.07786 36 30 5 1
3625 First Karaoke, then the torch singer, now I guess they are trying Country and Western. 1.1944 0.07786 36 30 5 1
3626 Dang, someone took my spot. 1.1944 0.06690 36 29 7 0
3627 Natural or harmonic? They just don't serve minors here. 1.1944 0.06690 36 29 7 0
3628 Well, well, well... I can finally cash in that bounty on Billy the Joel. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3629 I thought he said the Saloon by the Highway! Not the Steinway. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3630 Damn that Rachmaninoff; he always has to take two parking spaces. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3631 So I ask the idiot GPS for directions to the "Four Seas Salon", and I end up tied to a hitching post at Horsie's Saloon. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3632 My other ride is a honkey-talk 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3633 I never trust a horse with three legs. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3634 It takes a special talent to tame one of those. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3635 Hmmm. I guess there’s a new maestro in town. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3636 As Henry stared at the riderless horse and playerless piano, he had a sudden, compelling vision of a horseless carriage complete with upscale, saloon-ready infotainment system. No player needed. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3637 My favorite parking space is always taken! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3638 Wow I guess everyone’s right to call him a penis. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3639 Well, if somebody’s not been taken for a ride, they’re sure as shootin’ been played. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3640 Sorry bud this isn't a piano bar... 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3641 Omigod,not another runaway piano! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3642 Dammit, I warned them fellas at the Bar 32 about bringin' their pie-annas into town. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3643 I thought Duke said hr got a pinto 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3644 I'm Woody, and this is MY spot. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3645 Looks like them gol dern gentrifiers are back. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3646 High Noon at the Off-Key Corral 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3647 As piano bars go, this one must be hight class. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3648 What in tarnation? Jeb knows better than to leave the lid open in these parts. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3649 Saloon violin 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3650 Great, someone took the handicapped spot! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3651 The Horse plays Piano 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3652 There he goes again, drinking between gigs. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3653 That fugitive bench must be at the bar. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3654 Dang, if it ain’t Billy Joel, The Piano Kid, all growed up. Guess he’ll get us feelin’ alright.” 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3655 They sure don't make saddles like they used to. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3656 I know you'd like to play, but it's not a Steinway. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3657 I can't believe it Charlie - they've left their keys here again! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3658 Billy Joel is there but they won't let him play--he's not country enough. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3659 That dick of a pianist is back again, ain't he? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3660 Looks like the Gershwin boys are back in town. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3661 Well, this is grand. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3662 The key is to arrive early 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3663 Figures. Nothing upright would come near this place. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3664 Billy Joel falls off the wagon again. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3665 Looks like our piano player was put out to pasture. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3666 Uh oh... Liberace's in town. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3667 What do you mean you don't know "Home on the Range"! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3668 I haven't heard Polonaise since I've been on the trail. I must buy Chopin a drink. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3669 Let's see if I can make it easier. Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun. Me, a name I call myself... 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3670 We don’t take kindly to pianos here in Accapella City.” 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3671 Well look at that…the grand can come out of saloon. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3672 Is this about culture wars ? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3673 You belong out back. This here’s for four-legged creatures. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3674 We’ll, I’ll be. A baby grand pinto. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3675 When we voted on stealing the piano you voted "neigh." 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3676 Oh goody! Mongo love Billy Joel! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3677 I hear his partner's a player... 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3678 A bit ‘upscale’ for these here parts pardner. I suggest you roll out of town.” 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3679 I didn't know Wolfgang was in town. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3680 The handicapped get the best spots! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3681 It seems that Billy the Kid Joel missed the no parking any time sign 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3682 I guess Elton John is off the wagon again. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3683 Do I really want to dine outside? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3684 whoa, looks like the gang is using music to escape again 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3685 Oh no, Clint's here. He just brings the tone of the whole place down. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3686 Don’t tell me Sing-Along’s back in town 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3687 Well,the good news is that Frank’ll never lose his keys. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3688 Looks like we may have finally caught up with Kid Steinway. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3689 It looks like I will collect the bounty on Billy Joel today. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3690 I’d move it, but I’m not sure which key to use. 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
3691 A royal visit 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3692 Hmmm! Must be one of them new fangled cloned breeds in order to save on shoes. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3693 Keep riding, this is a piano bar. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3694 Well, I'll be darned. A three legged one. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3695 Looks like the Mozart Kid is back in town. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3696 Well, Trigger, you’re right this belongs to Billy the Kid but not the outlaw. It’s the one who sings Piano Man – he’s still playing wherever he can ‘cause alimony is a bitch. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3697 We should have never moved that outside. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3698 We’ll, I’ll be a left-handed high note. Old Johann’s holdin’ auditions again. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3699 That's just not right – real ivory. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3700 They’ll let any one in here. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3701 I think Copeland is here 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3702 We got em this time Dusty - for Grand Theft Auto-Tune 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3703 I guess you have to be a Player to get inside. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3704 Maybe you can ride it with an English saddle? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3705 I'm calling ya out Chopin. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3706 Sheriff Liberace must be here. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3707 Oh hell, I asked for a vaquero not a virtuoso 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3708 I didn't know Liberace toured these parts. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3709 I wonder what he spends on feed. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3710 Dang, the Steinway’s always seem to get the best spots! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
3711 Better get the sheriff, Billy the Kid Joel is back in town. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3712 Well, I'll be - that IS a well-tempered clavier. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3713 Come on out. I know you are in there, Bully the Joel! 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3714 I’m sick of these grands thinking they can tie up in the upright spot” 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3715 I see Billy the Key is here. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
3716 it wasn't supposed to be a pony show 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3717 I reckon I done finally caught up with the Liberace Kid. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3718 I think they call that one "Black beauty"! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3719 I think this means there is a tsunami coming Tex. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3720 Of all the three-legged steeds in this cartoon, that black thoroughbred sure is the purdiest 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3721 Damn stride pianists. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3722 I see… The Steinway boys took those wheels for a spin again. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3723 Looks like there is a new piano player in town." By Tom Sievers 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3724 Bart rode his Steinway into town... his horse followed by train. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3725 Looks like there’s a new impresario in town. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
3726 Honky-tonk on that thing? He'll never get the job. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3727 What the hell! How the hell you suppose to saddle that critter? It don’t even have four legs. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3728 A brief history of the piano bar. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3729 The music was tooloud inside and so.... 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3730 She sure is purdy. But i'd hate to have to clean her teeth. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3731 You're not as well-tempered as my horse. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3732 Who left their keys at the bar? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3733 I figure I can’t play a runaway hit 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3734 Do you want me to tickle you or the ivories? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3735 Gosh,I hope Wyatt’s not in there drinking. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3736 That thar must be one of them newfangled automobiles I hear tell about. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3737 I imagined the disabled spot differently 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3738 You played “Chopsticks” again, didn’t you? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3739 Well that thing's not going anywhere. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3740 Yet another New Yorker invading Bozeman 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3741 Well they say music can really move someone 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3742 He better get out here soon. I ain’t play’in! 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3743 That Liberace keeps stealing my park. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
3744 That ain't how you get to Carnegie Hall. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3745 Do you have the keys to this place? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3746 I wish more people would leave their keys at the door when they drink. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
3747 Partner accidentally left his keys in it. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3748 I guess Liberace is playing tonight? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3749 Well, it looks like that tin horn cowboy rode in on a baby grand to wet his whistle. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3750 Bad news for the piano player, I reckon. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3751 Dang! Looks like Billy Joel’s back in town. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3752 ?"The piano has been drinkin...not me, not me"? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3753 We’ll partner online their was not listing this was a piano bar. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3754 This hitching post is for four-legged creatures, not three. Our world is changing too fast! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3755 John Cage is inside 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3756 Wilcox left his keys again. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3757 Sound decision, pardner. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3758 Piano-forte before Liberace. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3759 Looks like I've tracked down Forte Bill. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3760 So, too much practice really CAN drive you to drink. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3761 Off key? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3762 Damn tourists. That's an 'upright pianos only' hitching spot 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3763 How could asking for a “tack piano” be so misconstrued? 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3764 Old Jim must be playing his horse again. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3765 Great, Steve is playing the horse again. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3766 A scene from "The Man Who Shot Liberace Valance." 1.1892 0.08523 37 32 3 2
3767 Looks like 'Piano Man' is back in town 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3768 What kind of gall darn horse comes with three legs? 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3769 I sure hope the candelabra doesn't ruin the ambiance. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3770 Damn! Billy Joel's back. This town ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3771 Sorry cowboy, there's no country music pre-programmed into this player piano. 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3772 Damn! That Baker boy still lookin' for Susie?! 1.1892 0.07591 37 31 5 1
3773 Someone should let them know they left their keys out here. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3774 Dad gumit that piano takes up two parking spots 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3775 I see the piano man is in town. 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3776 Now I know what he meant by "Prestissimo, prestissimo, away!" 1.1892 0.06528 37 30 7 0
3777 A Very Special “Gunsmoke”: Horowitz Visits Miss Kitty 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3778 Either Elton is in town, or it’s a put out. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3779 Thought he said his palomino accompanied him everywhere. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3780 There's a lesson for you. How much is a Saddleworth? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3781 I bet he got that for a song! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3782 It's a grand mount. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3783 Im thinking, if me and my buddy put two of those things back to back in there, people would pay us to shut the hell up! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3784 Dang, Horowitz is back in town, and he’s got a score to settle. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3785 Well, I'll be damned! Victor Borges is back. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3786 I knew my keys would turn up eventually 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3787 Well, I'll swan. Finally found the right foreman. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3788 Never bring a piano to a banjo-duel! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3789 So, Jane Campion is here again? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3790 nothing much without a rider 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3791 When wheels were added to pianos 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3792 This here gentrification ends right now! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3793 Dagnabbit! Why does the pianist always take the handicapped spot?! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3794 Music for four hands? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3795 There oughta be a law in this town against leaving your keys in your vehicle. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3796 Now I see why Ned's never won a race. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3797 Dixie, is that you?! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3798 This town ain’t big enough for two Billys. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3799 Uh oh... a dueling piano. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3800 Looks like they're upgrading from the usual horse and pony shows 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3801 Dang. And I thought Ms. Boebert only played with guns. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3802 I can't play without a bench. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3803 That may have been one bar too many 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3804 Dang, I thought it was gonna be western night. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3805 How about a little horseplay, Rusty? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3806 You shouldn't get that spot just because you're tone deaf. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3807 Must be the Steinway gang I’ve been hearing about. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3808 A responsible pianist knows when to play and when to drink. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3809 Gol dern gentrification!! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3810 A pianist and a cowboy walk into a bar… 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3811 Looks like we've come to the last stanza of Bonanza 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3812 I wonder if I could get that for a song. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3813 I finally found Sam 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3814 It must be a Billy Joel residency! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3815 If there's a musician playing a horse inside, I'm going to be pissed 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3816 These fancy city folk, bringing their pianers down here. Where am I supposed to tie my fiddle? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3817 I’m figurin’ Kid Liberace has made his way to this here piano bar. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3818 One more note won't hurt. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3819 Is Mel Brooks filming another western? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3820 Worst piano bar in town. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3821 Dang, I didn't know Billy Joel was in town. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3822 Wonder why he tied him up? Musta been playing a fugue! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3823 Dang Easterners! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3824 Have you heard of the dueling horses? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3825 Well, dang if it ain’t true. Ya can take a Yankee outa New York but ya can’t take the New York outa a Yankee. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
3826 Dang, that ivory-ticklin', caterwaulin' greenhorn beat me to the jamboree. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
3827 Now that's a real piano bar! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
3828 Your days are numbered, Phil! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3829 Are you kidding me?! That’s a piano, not a horse!! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3830 They finally found a way to keep both Alistair and his high-brow music out of their saloon. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3831 Sheriff Steinway knew the Piano-Palomino could only belong to one “Butch” Beethoven and that meant trouble on The Rio “Baby” Grande. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3832 That good-for-nothin’ Franz Liszt must be in town. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3833 Well, Paddy, here’s what I think. It would look more at home in a salon. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3834 This must be a sequel to "Jonny Guitar" 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
3835 I know I came here to win the title of Fastest Fingers in the West but now I’m curious. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3836 You the Piano man? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3837 Looks like you're in the wrong gin joint, fella. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3838 That's the last time you take my hitchin' post, Franz Liszt. Prepare to eat lead. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
3839 I told him to tie up the bench, too. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3840 Keep walking, Nellie, looks like Jane Campion is at the bar. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3841 Sideways Sam wondered if this was the piano bar he was searching for. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3842 Well ain’t that a horse of a different key. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3843 Usually they let the three-legged varmints inside. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
3844 I better be careful, the Wolfgang is in there. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3845 When they told me life out West was black-and-white, I'm not sure this is what they meant. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3846 Old Tex can really carry a tune 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3847 This isn’t what I meant when I asked Billy to jazz up the parking lot. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3848 Ill be damned,Billy Joel is in the City Slickers remake 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3849 Let's see if anybody wants to accompany us. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3850 At last... a real PLAYER comes to town. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3851 That's not a fine way to treat a Steinway. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3852 Now that's a grand hitch, if I ever saw one. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
3853 It's that damned Foreman from the Bar C 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3854 Parking in this city! People will do anything nowadays to save their space. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3855 Sheriff Pete began to rue the decision to defund the schoolhouse. What was he to do with this sorry substitute for the Pinto he won fair and square in last night's poker bame? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3856 Someone took my spot. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3857 Well, looks like Elton’s back in town. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3858 Somebody always has to take an extra space! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3859 Well that’s something you don’t see everyday. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3860 That "Piano Man" stuff may work in the city -- out here Billy's just "the Kid." 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3861 Unbelievable! It is taking up two spaces. Don’t they know this is a designated area for four legged ones only? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3862 Not Liberace again! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3863 Big Julius took the handicapped space again! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
3864 Stop playing around. That’s my parking spot. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3865 I think Honkey-Tonk Tex is off the wagon. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
3866 Elton took my favorite spot, AGAIN! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3867 Heck, you must belong to the F-sharp shooter. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3868 Look's like they've let Aaron Lewis in. There goes the neighborhood. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3869 Let’s see if you can play by ear. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3870 I see he still hasn’t had it branded. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3871 He said he'd be just a minute, but I've played the Minute Waltz twice so far and I'm still waiting! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3872 Well, there you have it. Old Dan finally brought his Baby Grand after all those years of bragging. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3873 That’s one dandy ride! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3874 Excuse me, I think this is the wrong string. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3875 Where are the stirrups 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3876 He's getting the courage to attempt Rachmaninoff's 3rd Concierto again. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3877 Yamahee-haw! What have we here? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3878 You have to be upright to gain admission. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3879 Why, this ain’t no piani. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3880 He must be the one they call Slick. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
3881 Damn, that's not the Steinway we're looking for; it's a Bechstein. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3882 I guess we are eating outdoors again. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
3883 Classically trained. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3884 Well, it`s a Steinway. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3885 Wellll ...I'll be, a three legged honky tonk stallion! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3886 Looks like ol' Freddy "The Chopper" Chopin is back in town. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3887 Well ... I see that Jerry Lew Lewis is back in town. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3888 Guess Tommy couldn't find his 88 keys last night. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3889 Hot dang! It’s the Vienna boys! Wolfgang, Ludwig! I know you’re in there! Come out with you’re hands up! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3890 Aw shucks. Must be Trivia night. I was hopin' for Karaoke. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3891 That's something you don't see every, the saddle is on backward! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3892 The CDC says, if you see this at a saloon, don't go inside. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3893 Awesome!- it's Karaoke time" 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3894 Dang. She’s turned into a piano bar almost overnight. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3895 From a town known as Oyster Bay, Long Island Rode a boy with a six-pack in his hand 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3896 Best keep ridin'. Don't want to mess with Billy the Kid Joel. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3897 Welp, Cyclone, looks like Billy Joel the Kid’s in town. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3898 Of all the gin joints… 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3899 Uh-oh, I better get in there quickly and let Liberace know that Boots & Spurs is not the kind of bar he thinks it is. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3900 Should-a been brushed & blanketed 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3901 You can take the piano out of the saloon, but. . . 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3902 That bastatd Billy Joel is here. He claims he didn't start the fire, but we'll see what the judge has to say. Let's head uptown, girl, and find the sheriff. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3903 A Steinway! Guess there’s a bridle shower here tonight. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3904 Well whaddya know. That skunk Liberace has showed up lookin' for a fight. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3905 I knew Elton John was here. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3906 Come on out, Rachmanicov. No! No! My bad. I mean,Rubinstein. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3907 Well, Trigger, looks like they done took our spot. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3908 Sorry Baldwin, but showtime is at the corral, Ok? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3909 Looks like a Steinway that went thataway 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3910 Damn Mongo and his piano lessons. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3911 So ,The Symphony Kid refuses to face the music 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3912 Looks like the highfalutin gang just rolled into town 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3913 Damn bar gettin' gentrified - dude's drivin' an 88. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3914 Dang! Looks like the Concerto Kid's in town again! 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3915 The new saloon pianist is not really low-key. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3916 Come out, Liberace! I know you're in there! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3917 I love a good horse opera 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3918 Well I'll be... Zeke DID have a piano tied to his ass, and he still got here first. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3919 Huh, apparently all tetrapods have to leashed around here. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3920 Guess he took "quit horsin' around" literally... 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3921 High noon, outside the saloon, we’ll make our Grand stand”, he said. I might’ve known 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3922 Little did Tex know that he had just ridden up to the nation’s first piano bar. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3923 Steinway always gets the best parking spots. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3924 He came out here and struck it rich, selling off his music library. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
3925 Looks like ol’ Tex lost his harmonica again. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
3926 Looks like the Liberace Kid's back in town. I'd better get the sheriff. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3927 I challenge the wizard who turn my horse into a piano to a duel! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3928 Isn't it enough that John at the bar is a friend of his and gets him his drinks for free? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3929 Whoever rode in on that better know the words to Camptown Races, or he's in big trouble. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3930 Looks like I'm going to have to deputize some movers to run the Baby Grand Piano Kid out of my town. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3931 See, the music really does move him. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3932 Darn it! They weren't supposed to shoot him. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3933 They told me I'd have no problem finding the bar where Liberace was having a drink! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3934 Cowboy Dan realized he should not have cancelled old saint's lessons. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3935 Another rich easterner trying to fit in. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3936 Yep! This must be the piano bar. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3937 Three legs? Well, I reckon that counts as handicapped. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3938 Billy the Joel's in town. There's gonna be treble. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3939 I''ll bet the guy is in there having a fifth of Beethoven 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3940 Aaron Copeland's in town again. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3941 Saddle up! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3942 Well Buster, let’s find her a saddle. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3943 Looks like Piano Slim is facing Guitar Curley unarmed. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3944 Now I see why people call this town Nobench, Oklahoma. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3945 I see the piano man is here 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3946 Wow, there goes the piano bar” 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3947 Way to show off your new Sonata, pal. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3948 Damn! Cliburn's in my spot again. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
3949 It looks like you have new competition for “man’s best friend.” 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3950 Looks like Mom's back in town and she still wants me to practice. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3951 Life is a cabaret, old chum, but not in Texas. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3952 Seems like someone just got keyed! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3953 So this is how he's gonna play it. Last week it was a fiddle and now this week it's a grand piano. Next week he'll park a whole orchestra. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3954 What can I say, he’s got a drinking problem… 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3955 Whoa, I ain't goin' in there. That belongs to "6-key" Hinton, the meanest jazzboy in the Dakotas! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3956 That's gonna be a pia-NO from me 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3957 Aw shucks. It's turnt in to a gol-dang pye-anner bar! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3958 Move to the middle of the parking space. Stop the noise and do it subito piano. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3959 Alcohol related, I assume! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3960 On line dating through the Metaverse just got more interesting! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3961 Looks like Billy finally got that Sonata. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3962 Looks like Elton John has moseyed into town again. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3963 This place ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3964 Just a matter of time before another one rolls into town and we have ourselves a duel. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3965 Why does Mr. Piano Man think he's entitled to two hitching spaces? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3966 Well I guess it’s what they always say, you can lead a piano to the bar but ya can’t make ‘em drink. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3967 Gosh darn a donkey’s ears! Now karaoke’s been gentrified, too? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3968 It must be the Concerto Kid. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3969 The piano player said he wasn't gonna perform tonight, because he was a little hoarse 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3970 Can't seem to keep the players from patronizing this here establishment. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3971 I guess it’s safer to confirm, before signing a contract, that their customers don’t shoot piano players. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3972 Sorry,but you you’re too young 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3973 The Piano Man looking for “treble” went onto the local saloon to wet his “clef”. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3974 He plays better whenever he goes off the wagon. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3975 Ok, now I just gotta find 11,780 more pianos tied to Saloons. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3976 Looks like Billy the Joel beat us here 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3977 I’ve had it up to here, with Alicia Keys! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3978 Damn, looks like Elon Musk's been inventing again.. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3979 A player might come along, stay tuned. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3980 Dang. I must have missed a cowboy and a concert master walking into a bar. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3981 Looks like the Dali gang is back in town. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3982 Hey, this ain't no piano bar. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3983 Doggone it, I said I needed a Pueblo. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3984 I tried to tell you they don't serve minors. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3985 Oh, no! The Liberace Kid is back. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3986 If that’s a horse then I’m a piano’s ass. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3987 This is a fiddlin’ town. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3988 The origin of the term "Rock Star Parking" 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3989 What is this, some kinda joke? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3990 Wild horses couldn’t drag me away 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3991 They say,never look a gift piano in the bench. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3992 I reckon he'd rather mosey in to an old upright for his afternoon sasparilla. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3993 Hey! Someone stole my piano and replaced it with a horse! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3994 Hmm. Looks like Elton may not have been the best choice for the Gary Cooper role after all. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3995 I can’t believe he left his keys out in the open like that! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
3996 It beats a gun duel at 40 paces… 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
3997 Dang! That Steinway kid is back in town! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
3998 OMG! So they really did rustle it from Carnegie Hall! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
3999 Well, I'll be damned--it's 88 Keys and his gang! 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
4000 Shouldn’t that be the piano bench? 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4001 Who's riding the palomino piano? 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4002 Looks like Bernstein's back in town. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
4003 I see that low-down Yankee liar piano player is in town again. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4004 Ray Charles Memorial Hitching Post 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4005 Dodge City hit fortissimo when Dead Eye 88's rolled into town. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4006 They're pretty strict. Adults only. Baby grand's gotta stay outside. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4007 Piano bar must be new in town 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4008 That's the first three-legged horse I ever seen. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4009 Unlike the last feller from the city who took up three parking spots, Slim decided this one didn't deserve a hangin'. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4010 Yup, that there's a Baldwin pianna hog'n up two hitchen' spaces 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4011 This must be that country and classical juke joint that the boys back east keep talking about. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4012 Hey Elton: You’re in my spot! 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
4013 Well I'll be darned...self-playin' and self-drivin' in the same town! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4014 It looks like somebody shot the piano player. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4015 Pardner, this genre isn't big enough for the both of us! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4016 It attracts babes. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4017 I guess Billy Joel is getting a pint 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4018 DAMN, Liberace's here again 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4019 I'm thinkin' that if they moved this piano Inside the bar, they might have something there... 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
4020 Looks like Mozart's back in town. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4021 That there honky-tonk man is in a heap-o-trouble. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4022 Uh oh..that's a rough joint and this looks like Liberace's piano. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
4023 Dd must be drunk again. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4024 Whoa! There’s a new piano bar in town! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4025 Seth ponders if this is the new-fangled “Iron Horse” folks been talking about. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4026 Three legs could prove a burden but a damn fine set of choppers! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4027 This town is not big enough for two Steinways! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4028 We have one Palomino and one Pianomino illegally parked at the saloon. Call for back giddy up. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
4029 I heard the pedals on these new models are insane 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
4030 Hmm, my horse's right leg looks like either one of this contraption?! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4031 At least he ain't takin' my seat at the poker table. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4032 Is this your way to get me to play it again, Sam? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4033 Damn, Billy Joel took my spot again. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4034 Damn Steinways. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4035 It must have been playing the William Tell Overture. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4036 Idiot pianist didn't use a combination lock! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4037 Howdy, Haydn! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4038 Sure glad I don’t have to tune my ride. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4039 I knew we'd find him if we just kept followin' the Rio Grande. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4040 That ain't no one note piano! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4041 Oh no! Not the guy with the coconut shells again. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4042 it's all quiet now on the Western Front 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4043 You are new around here….Where are you from partner? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4044 He’s still here I’d recognize his steed anywhere! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4045 Whoa, looks like Steinway Stan has tied one on again. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4046 You ever learn to play "Chopsticks", Betsy? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4047 I thought they shot the piano player in Paris. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4048 Oh, no. It’s the Steinway gang again. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4049 Some day I'll find that varmint Black Bench Bart, Lucky. Its a long shot but I'll give this joint a quick look-see. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4050 Looks like we finally caught up with the Three-Legged Kid. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4051 no minor keys allowed 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4052 Guess the piano bar is open for business 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4053 These settlers think they can just waltz right on in... 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4054 Billy Joel's on tour again? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4055 Well that is the strangest pony I ever laid eyes on 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
4056 Gotta find that key. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4057 Well, I'll be! Deborah Kerr must be back from Siam and she's inside wetting her whistle so she can whistle some more happy tunes! 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4058 Poor thing lost a leg in the pre-Copeland rodeo. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4059 Well this is either A Major violation or A Minor inconvenience. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
4060 We ain't got no use for Strangers in the Night. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4061 You reckon he's a traveling musician? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4062 One of them Bar-Key boys I reckon. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4063 Those gosh darn deer and antelope are at it again. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4064 I'm guessin there's a story there Scout." 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4065 So that feller didn't misspeak when he said this was a "classics" western. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4066 Just remember now, if you ace the concerto, they'll be a little something extra in the ol' nose bag tonight. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4067 Looks like Wild Bill's in town to teach someone a lesson. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4068 I thought the piano duel was at high noon? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4069 Dang, it looks like the Billy Joel gang is in town. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4070 Yesterday a tuba, today a piano. Wonder what's going on inside if they dont allow a fella to bring in his instrument? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4071 I told the piano movers to take this to a SALON! 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
4072 once that old so and so Steinway comes back from the outhouse we're gonna really need to have a chit chat 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4073 Tuner wanted 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4074 Looks like Beethoven is here for his Sonata IPA 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4075 Did someone leave the keys to their horse? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4076 That saddle is the strangest site I've ever seen." 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4077 Doggone it! Another piano bar. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4078 Those genetically modified oats have really gotten out of control. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4079 Reck'n I'll waltz right in. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4080 That IS a head-sratcher Chestnut... just plumb must have took the saddle inside with him. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4081 So that's why the pianist is the singer tonight.. the piano balked! 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4082 Well, at least it's a Steinway... 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4083 Oh, not the rhinestone cowboy again! 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4084 Looks like my black beauty is rarin’ to go! 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
4085 He won’t be Bach 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
4086 There goes the nayborhood 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4087 Give me the keys to the saloon, please. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4088 Save a horse, ride a Steinway. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4089 Guess she forgot her keys again. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4090 We need more upright citizens. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4091 Beam me up Scotty. Something gone wrong with the coordinates. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4092 Well, I see the Lone Arranger is back in town. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4093 You're wanted for grand larceny - come out with your hands up! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4094 Well, I see Jane Campion's back at it again. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4095 come to think of it, there is only four legs. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4096 There goes the town 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4097 This must be the guy they call the Piano Man." "It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, small crowd tonight." 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4098 I told you they won't think you're so grand. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4099 Well ain't that just grand, someone took my parking spot again. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4100 Well if this isn't "Home Home on the Range". 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4101 Hmmm... I wonder how that got there... 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4102 I forgot it was cabaret night. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4103 He knew it was time to head for open range when his gritty but beloved saloon became just another…piano bar. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4104 Gawdang, the talent always thinks it can take two spots. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4105 Oh, darn, I'm having that dream again. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4106 Hitch your horse to a grand! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4107 Glad he at least he took off the tip jar. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4108 So that's the piano he rode in on. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4109 I bet he got that three-legged horse for a song. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4110 Looks like the Manilow kid is in town. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4111 Leave it to a musician to steal a fella's favorite parking space. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4112 Jon Batiste!!!!! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4113 Ain’t this a three-legged parking zone?! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4114 88 keys and she can't get in. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4115 Whoever took my space is about to learn Saturday night’s alright for fighting. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4116 I see the Ragtime Band is in town again. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4117 Well Flossie, I reckon this critter is gonna shatter yer record for biggest stool. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4118 Looks like the torch singer's back in town. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4119 This post is clearly for horses, someone should leave a reprimanding note. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4120 I told him, sure you can sing, but you need to learn to play guitar. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4121 Joel take my horse into the bar again? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4122 The singing cowboy never went anywhere without his piano . 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4123 I guess he is "riding the keys" today! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4124 Dagnabbit! Miss Kitty's gone and changed the Long Branch into the Long Hair! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4125 must be one of those new zebra horses i keep hearing about 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4126 Looks like that Liberace fella's back in town. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4127 Things are sure different since this place became a piano bar! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4128 We think'in his horse just stepped on in?!' J K Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4129 I bet Ol’ Fingers is three sheets to the whistling’ wind by now… if he brought the mazurka. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4130 Looks like The Broadway Kid got a new ride 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4131 I reckon these things even park themselves now. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4132 Aha! The Keyboard Kid is back in town. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4133 I see Bart fast-fingers rolled into town. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4134 Don’t know why, but in these parts it’s always the Shostakovich. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4135 It's not the fastest mount, but they hear you coming from a mile away. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4136 One of these cowboys is a player. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4137 Its a hi-low kind of day every which way. Hey, do I feel a song coming on? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4138 Looks like “Quick Draw Rachmaninov” is in town! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4139 Dodge City was relatively peaceful in the summer of 88. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4140 Looks like Arthur Rubenstein and his boys are back in town stirring things up again. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4141 No fair! This three-legged beast took my parking spot! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4142 Looks like horse play tonight Nelly. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4143 I’d never trade you, but he got a grand for your stable mate! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4144 Looks like I finally caught up to Johnny Quickhands 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4145 PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE; THAT'S MY SPOT! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4146 So, this is the three-legged horse that has just won the Piano Derby? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4147 Now ain’t she a beaut! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4148 Traded me a palomino for a playola 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4149 The "original" piano bar. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4150 Accordion music only today! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
4151 This saloon is said to serve the strongest whiskey in the county,I can believe it now! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
4152 Yup. He's a player, for sure 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4153 I wish he played me as mush as he rides you. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4154 This tune ain't big enough for both of us.. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4155 It took a long time, but I knew we would finally catch up to Willie Joll. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4156 Pin toe? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
4157 Looks like Billy the Joel is back in town. 1.1765 0.06636 34 28 6 0
4158 Well I'll be darned. What's that dad-gum horse doing here? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4159 He's planning to escape through his music. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4160 If I didn't know better, I'd say The Piano Guys were in town. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4161 Guess it is no longer the Grand Saloon! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4162 Buddy, you are finally going to get to see the inside. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4163 A piano player walks upto a bar,,,; ""Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.,, what's on tap?,," 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4164 Stop horsing around and get back to work! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4165 Hmmm, I still don't think pianos are going to replace horses. 1.1765 0.06636 34 28 6 0
4166 Uh oh! Looks like Sam's back in town! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4167 Whoa, now ain’t she grand? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4168 This one’s been rustled…I recognize the brand. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4169 Western non-piano bar 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4170 There can only be one singing cowboy in this town, and he is me. Lucy Wang, Los Angeles 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4171 Go ahead, punk. Make my day. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4172 I’m sure he made a grand entrance 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4173 I feel your pain, Scout. You’ll never be able to play the piano again. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4174 I heard that a traveling device with pedals was invented, but this isn't what I pictured... 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4175 The triped grabbed our parking spot again! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4176 Well I’ll be darned if that isn’t an original 1878 Steinway model O! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4177 Probably didn't have the green pass 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4178 Another classical pianist shot from the saddle. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4179 I wonder what her other two wishes were 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4180 I guess Sam's playing a few bars tonight, Trigger. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4181 Can't he find a bigger saloon? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4182 Oh my God,not another horse opera! 1.1765 0.07865 34 29 4 1
4183 Damn! The first sign of dis-chord in town. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4184 Looks like the Surrealist clan is back in town. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4185 Guesss he doesn't have keyless entry. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4186 Yep. Keys are right where I left 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4187 Looks like we've got a bench rustler on our hands. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4188 I believe that’s called a piano barre 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4189 Oh, no, that Ludwig guy's here agin. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4190 No wonder it sounds off key. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4191 Must be dueling pianos night. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4192 Dang it! Kid Liberace’s back in town. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4193 These days, either your musical tone is fantastic or they'll throw you out! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4194 Looks like Billy, the kid, Joel just hit town. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4195 Dang, I prepared to duel with pistols. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4196 I finally got you, Lightfingers. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4197 Now here's a cowboy playin' a different tune. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4198 Due to covid we had to move the piano and get togethers outside please keep your horse and partners 6' away 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4199 Goll dernit', it's a hitchrack not a pitch rack! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4200 Betch'a that one's got a little Handel on him. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4201 Four legs good, three legs bad... and all that jazz! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4202 Dam, Urban Cowboy is back in town! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4203 Play it again, Sam 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4204 "The "bench bandits" have struck again., 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4205 He was warned about the noise ordinance. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4206 Dear lord, what is he tuning? 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
4207 Well I reckon someone’s in a New Frontier kind of mind. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4208 Well, Henry, I guess the way they serve German beer is in steins! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4209 He’s no upright cowboy, that’s a Steinway. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4210 Well, I'll be doggoned! A pitching post. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4211 Now I see why this year's Piano Tuners Convention is happening in this darn ghost town. We could use some fun this year. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4212 I majored in criminology and minored in music appreciation. How perfect is this? 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4213 I will have to dismount to play it 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4214 Introducing a rendition of The Horse With No Name 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4215 #1 Play it again Sam must be here! #2 I guess Hugo didn't know it's fiddles only tonight. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4216 Just like a musician to take up two parking spots. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4217 I've found them at last... Butch Cassidy and the Sonata Kid. 1.1750 0.07916 40 35 3 2
4218 He'll come out lookin' for his keys. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4219 Looks like Virtuoso Pete is back in town. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4220 Josh is gonna have a hard time riding that nag! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4221 Sturdy looking but only has 3 legs 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4222 Dadgummit! I forgot that tonight is Show Tunes night. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4223 Healing with horse power. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4224 '"Looks like that greenhorn from CarnegieHall has stopped for a quick shot.' 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4225 I think I drank too much. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4226 Yeah, I would've pulled her in headfirst too. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4227 Randy, sorely miffed, was unable to stop for a quick ale before his optometrist appointment, as some cowboy had hitched their mare to his post. 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4228 I'm too in tune for this venue 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4229 Wait a minute, now. That's not a horse. That's a gall-dang pianny! Yeeeeeee-haw!!!!! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4230 Dang! Looks like Billy forgot his keys again. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4231 Dang! I use t' know this-un! Wish't I had my phone with that Shazzamer on it! 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
4232 who dared to give up a piano? Humans are so cruel with objects! 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
4233 Bagnabit! Couldn't he bring his bango instead of that comflam piano? We really need to get that horse into AA. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4234 That should be illegal, but there are no rules in jazz. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4235 Vladimir Horowitz books the wrong gig. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4236 Whaddya reckon? Two hands? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4237 Gosh darnit, Bach took my parking place again! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4238 The last time I saw Grifter Piano Pete I said: “Screw you and the piano you rode in on” 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4239 I guess Liberace stopped in for a drink. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4240 A pianist walks into a bar... the man grabs his crotch and yells "ouch!" 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4241 I knew he’d be here. If he has too much, we take his keys. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
4242 I guess this is a one horse town after all. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4243 Some musicians are worse than horse thieves. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4244 Well, I guess Billy "The Kid" Joel is back in town. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4245 Well I’ll be goldarned. Liberace is back in town. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4246 Balanchine must be back in towne 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4247 The challenge was to a duel… not a duet! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4248 Well, this clearly ain’t a piano bar type of town. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4249 Well if they didn't like the piano bar, they're really gonna hate the ferns. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4250 Trigger, if you say, "Isn't that grand" I'll punch you like Mongo. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4251 Well I'll be damned, A bittersweet sympony! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4252 Dang! not another piano bar! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4253 They get a set of wheels, my friend, and they think they own the road. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4254 My spot's taken - ain't that grand. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4255 As an artist, I've really gotten bored of drawing horses 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4256 Genesis of the piano bar before the tip jar evolved 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4257 He arrived softly, then left on his own accordion. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4258 Say what you want but he sure is sharp! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4259 This ain't no Grand Ole Opry 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4260 Someone go in and shoot the piano player 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
4261 Piano bar, beta version 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4262 Darn it! The grand spot is taken again! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4263 Dammit, Doc! I didn't ask for backup at the O.K. Chorale! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4264 Hmmm... Just as I thought, Ivory Tickler is inside. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4265 Another piano bar hits the dust. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
4266 He's all tied up in his music. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4267 Ok old boy, looks like we might be in for some treble. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4268 I wonder if Steinway's strategic pivot to the mobility sector will ever turn a profit. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4269 Must be one of those new piano bars. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4270 Looks like the Allman Brothers are here again 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4271 A feller can’t honky tonk on a baby grand, I reckon. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4272 I'd hate to ride that without a saddle 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4273 Dadgumit! Ol' Josie was right . He does have a bigger pianist. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4274 You better Mozart on outta here... 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4275 When Mrs. Schumann came into the sunny wild west to take a break from the constant shadow of her husband, it still was not her talents on the piano the patrons were looking to enjoy and thus the flats were alive with sound of her despair. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4276 Played Golden Slippers one too many times, didn't you. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4277 Looks like someone's got A-flat 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4278 I am used to my old upright piano but I could would like to give it a whirl. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
4279 Well, it can't be the Kid. That's a Bösendorfer. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4280 Now that’s a keyed up pianony. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4281 This is one fifth they won't forget. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4282 Well, tickle my ivory and call me a chorale. A. O. Babel is back in town. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
4283 The scene when Mister Ed jumped the shark by playing piano. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4284 Uh Oh! The Kid must be in there. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4285 Looks like that yeller-bellied rhinestone-spangled Liberace is in town again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4286 Dangit if gentrification ain't showin' up everywhere these days! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4287 This is a piano player only town. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4288 Looks like the Elton John Gang is back in town. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4289 Well, Dash, it looks like me and Liberace are gonna have that showdown after all! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4290 Dang it. Takin’ up two spaces. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4291 The valet will be right back, he left the keys. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4292 I'll be darned. Ben Folds is back in town! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4293 When did this place become a piano bar? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4294 Ah, a visit from the famous Grand Lush himself, Liverace. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4295 Looks like Billy's in a Dodge City state of mind. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4296 Uh-oh. Looks like the Steinway gang is in town again." 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4297 I'm flashing back to my last piano stampede. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4298 Not what I meant when I suggested he lock up the keys to the saloon. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4299 Mmh, this sounds weird 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4300 Music makes the world go around, but how do you ride it? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4301 Dang! Best hitching spot AGAIN! Gonna have to teach my hoss allegretto!! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4302 One beat does not make a bar and one bar does not make a song. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4303 Is that a zebra? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4304 I guess this has to do with scarce piano players and supply chain problems 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4305 Whatever your hobby is, I guess you ride with it. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4306 Hipsters. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4307 Mel Brooks in town to shoot a new movie. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4308 Ringo grew angry. He considered it a very bad idea to drink and then tickle ivories. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
4309 Who knew Glenn Gould was from Texas? 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
4310 Looks like “Billy The Joel” is in town. 1.1714 0.08683 35 31 2 2
4311 It's not fair. He's taking two spots. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
4312 Well, I see you are home on the eight - octave range. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
4313 Well, I'll be danged! I ain't never seen nothin' hitched up by two legs before. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
4314 Steinway without sons! Come out to face the music! 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
4315 He's a gelded piano, so don't get any ideas while I'm inside. 1.1714 0.06463 35 29 6 0
4316 Billy "the kid" Joel's in town 1.1714 0.07654 35 30 4 1
4317 Well, old hoss, it sure do look like the Duke is back in town. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4318 Billy "The Kid" Joel was back in town. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4319 Elton John took my spot again! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4320 I can't believe anyone would ride that bareback. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4321 Has anyone seen Billy Joel? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4322 If E flat's inside, I'm reporting this place for serving minors. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4323 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4324 Great, where am I suppose to park old Daisy? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4325 These city slickers are so elitist! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4326 Well, welcome to Adagio city! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
4327 Looks like we just found Billy the Prodigy. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4328 Looks like the Liberace Gang's in town... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4329 Hi,Sheriff...uh, no..I'm calling about the parking meters??? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4330 Right then, Chet knew the only way this fugue would end would be in a corale. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4331 Luke's years-long hunt for the elusive outlaw Liberace Jones had finally come to an end. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4332 I told Lefty I'd buy him a stringed instrument. You don't suppose .... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4333 Looks like Martha Argerich is back in town. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4334 Just great! Another piano bar. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4335 Where is Code Copliance when you need them. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
4336 I reckon he rode in on a song 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4337 In the old West, the only thing worse than horse thieves, was piano thieves 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4338 I guess it's Steinway or the highway 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4339 So, it's 9am on a Saturday, and you're not in the mood for a melody. Have I got that right? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4340 Well he did win Best in Show at the rodeo. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4341 This must be that piano bar I've been hearing about. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4342 Tune me! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4343 I see the William Tell Overture guy's back in town. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4344 Huh, looks like his ride runs flat 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4345 I know you’re Haydn in there—nobody make a movement! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4346 Looks like one of them tough musician's union bars. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4347 Now I see why they're so off key. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
4348 You gotta hand it to that Billy Joel guy. He sure don't take no for an answer to easily. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4349 Every time his horse galloped to fast he said piano, piano 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4350 That's it. I'm gonna shoot that piano player. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4351 Ah, not that drunkard Beethoven parking his piano in my spot again! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4352 Honky tonk? More like honky PLONK 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4353 Looks like New York Billy’s back in town. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4354 Tarnation, it's the Steinway Kid! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4355 Looks like Vanessa Carlton just rode into town. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4356 I guess they shot the piano player. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4357 Waiting for a Liberace cowboy 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4358 Looks like Buster Scruggs has upped his game 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4359 It must be the other Billy. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
4360 Hang on, I’ll be just a minuet 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
4361 I'll bet mine can play better than yours 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
4362 It must be amateur night. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4363 Well aint that just Grand! Looks like some polehog is going to have to face the music! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4364 Tell the dude somebody stole part of his horse. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4365 Where the ell is Sam? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4366 Billy Joel must be in town. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4367 Dang it! I forgot the keys again. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4368 Great balls of fire! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4369 Sam’s gone playin’ again!” 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4370 I did it My way or the Steinway 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4371 I'm callin' you out, Songsmith! We got a score to settle! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
4372 Grandest creature I ever seen. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
4373 That varmint Billy the Kid Joel must be here 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4374 Must be Duel Night Again 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4375 This is my chance for a grand entrance 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4376 Hot damn! What next, outdoor dinning?! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4377 What the hell!! I said loud and clear: Bring your Pinto!!! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4378 Dang. Now I have to shoot the piano player. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4379 This ain’t the way we settle a score in Dodge. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4380 Well Shucks. Looks like Liberace just rode in. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4381 These self service Saloons just don't feel the same as before. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4382 Hmm... additional parking in rear. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4383 Curly Bill Beethoven had taken his spot. Again. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4384 It’s high time to put ya outta yer misery, baby grand. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4385 Get out here and fill your hand you low down varmint Billy Joel! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4386 Looks like the Van Cliburn gang is back in town. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4387 Happy trails to you until we meet again. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4388 Looks like them Baldwin boys is in town again. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4389 Looks like The Maestro's back in town 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4390 I reckon the piano has been barred. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4391 Pray he rides by sundown--the Liberace Kid's a mean drunk 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4392 Is this my opportunity to go completely fugue? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4393 Well played,Jesse. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4394 I forgot my vac card 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4395 What’s next, electric pianos? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4396 Sure, she’s slow in theory, but give her enough rests and I bet she’ll really perform. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4397 Steinway and the Highway ? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4398 Sheriff Dan was awarded 88 keys to the city. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4399 Great! Liberace is here. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4400 Some dang fool has left his keys in plain sight. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4401 You think that you are a fast one, but ya gotta git This concerto ain’t big enough fir both of us. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4402 Chopin must be back in town. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4403 Damn! Someone stole my piano’s saddle! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4404 Liberace the Kid is in town. This may be good. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4405 Great saloon, I see no one is upright. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4406 Darn, that damn Liberace took my parking spot again! 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
4407 A piano is a flat ride. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4408 WHERE IS MONK? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
4409 The marshal's concern was justified. Trouble was never far behind when the Steinway Gang rode into town. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
4410 Well looky here, Rusty. Old Van Cliburn’s back in town. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4411 Damn it, Billy Joel 's back!" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4412 And that's how the modern word eventually became "Bar". 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4413 Careful, old boy. Look's like "The Killer" is in town. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4414 This town ain't big enough for Chopin and me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4415 Bill always did say that the music transported him 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4416 The Ranger knew immediately he had found the Arpeggio Kid. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4417 That Steinway fella's about to find out the difference 'tween a salon and a saloon. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4418 I thought that Bart was getting a palomino! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4419 Looks like Ol Hoss ain’t playin’ today! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4420 Gosh dang, when Bobby Short comes to town, trouble always follows! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4421 Kid Bach is here, and he's unarmed. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
4422 That's Bernie Taupin's horse but I wonder who he is riding with. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4423 Grand! Just grand! Someone parked in my space again. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4424 Damn that Horowitz! I done told him this town ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4425 This town's not big enough for another baby grand. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4426 That son of a gun piana again. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4427 So much for the salad bar 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4428 Careful,partner. Looks like the singing cowboy brought some backup this time. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4429 Aww, the poor thing. It was rode all the way here on just three skinny legs. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4430 He'll be out in a minute. He had a few too many beer and Pianists like to tingle. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4431 What a player! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4432 Look, Boy! Bank robbers got away with a grand! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4433 I told you that piano player was a drunkard, but you had to get yourself hitched anyway. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4434 Fast hand Ludwig beat him again. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4435 Triple pedals, fluted legs, and small chip off the lower G—Yessir, that's muh baby. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4436 i see billy oel is in own 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4437 Looks like Mozart has showed up today! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4438 Dang, I keep tellin' that Liberace fella that this here's a 'saloon' not a 'salon'. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4439 To Matt's dismay, Tickler the Kid and Little Blackie were back. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4440 It must be Magic Fingers McGrew. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4441 Hmm, so it's a "bring your own bench" kind of place. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4442 Dang, he rolled in again on his Olds 88. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4443 Rode hard and put away wet. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4444 Whoever rode this in ain't meetin' my daughter or my horse. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4445 It’s a remnant of Covid dining outdoor music. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4446 Sure looks like the new wrangler at the Candelabra Ranch left before the encore 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4447 Looks like that darn Liberace again. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4448 I don’t care if it is only three-legged, it still shouldn’t be parked in the close space. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4449 Reckon Billy the Kid from Long Island is in there. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4450 The barkeep told Claude that he could have a drink but only if that lunatic Clair stayed outside. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4451 Liberace Valanice! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4452 Lone Ranger must be in town..... 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4453 Looks like Lil Nas X is back in town. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4454 You can take the piano out of the saloon, but you can't take the saloon out of the piano. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4455 Looks like we finally caught up with Kool and the Gang 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
4456 Cafe Carlyle circa 1850 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4457 There's gonna be treble for sure... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4458 Looks like someone left their piano tied to the hitching post outside this here saloon. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4459 Ysay what 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4460 That boy don't know how to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4461 I said, "Hi-Yo, Silver", not Horace Silver! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4462 I see the Rio grand was delivered. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4463 So much for peace and quiet. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4464 Anyone who'd drive that is just compensating for their pianist. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4465 So now it's a piano bar? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4466 Looks like that varmint Cabaret Tex sashayed back into town. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4467 Shucks, Van Cliburn took my parking spot again. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4468 Well if it ain't Billy Joel the Kid. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4469 The piano's been drinking, not me. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4470 That Elton. . .always with the one upmanship! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4471 Looks like it bears the Steinway brand. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4472 Tarnation! When I told the boys to string 'im up, I didn't mean the pi-an-er player! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4473 Well, I reckon I done lost that bet. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4474 What in the blippin' hootin' an' a hollerin' have them gol'darn walleygobberin' drunked up rickarackers done? Told 'em -- to tighten the pitch, not to tie the hitch." 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4475 No tinkeling horses allowed here. Tie-up here. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4476 Looks like somebody needed a rest 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4477 Bad news! Piano man is back in town. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4478 Dang! Once again, all the close parking has been played out! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4479 I didn't know Billy Joel was coming tonight. " 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4480 The bartender says he won't serve minor keys. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4481 That's it I'm gonna shoot him. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4482 I see Billy Joel has extended his residency. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4483 I wonder how many of those has actually run off? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4484 Jane Campion’s prop manager gets confused… 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4485 you ride your way, I'll ride my way 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4486 I'll be dag-nabbed. A piano bar! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4487 This town ain't big enough for Liberace and me! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4488 Now that the saloon’s got a player piano, I wonder if the piano player can teach me how to ride one of these. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4489 It's the Steinway Gang, all right! The rest of 'em must be around here somewheres. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4490 Classic Parking Vigilante. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4491 My horse is out of tune, too 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4492 Well I'll be. This here must be one of them Piano Bars. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
4493 Guess this one for the people who can't go inside because of covid. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4494 Looks like The Piano Man With No Name is here. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4495 These out-of-towners don’t know how to park. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4496 Jesse sees trouble ahead for the O.K. Choral gang. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4497 This here's a Showdown, not a show! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4498 You better come out here, Lefty! I ain't playin' 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4499 You pick a hitch. I'll pick a pitch. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4500 Looks like Liberace is day drinking again. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4501 Sorry, there’s no horseplay allowed 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4502 He so full of himself. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4503 She carried his tune all the way from El Paso. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4504 It would appear that the Tiny Dancer was back 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4505 This looks like treble. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4506 Some salve on his thighs might help but liquor's quicker. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4507 Well, well . . . looks like we have a minor problem here. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4508 How inhumane 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4509 I guess Beethoven is here to nite 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4510 Not exactly what I expected when they offered me the keys to the city 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4511 That aint secured. They left the keys. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4512 I hear he broke her in himself. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4513 So the pianist is using ponies. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4514 looks like a classical shoot out to me 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4515 What a horse this pianist is? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4516 Another classic gone wrong singing cowboy story. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4517 Are those horse hooves down there? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4518 Looks like the Tone Ranger is back in town. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4519 Well, I finally caught up with you Steinway! Those three legged tracks didn't fool me. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4520 This one has a leg up on you. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4521 Oh, no, they forgot your bench, and your sister is set to begin. Do you think you can play from a standing position? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4522 Definitely ain't what she used to be. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4523 Billy who! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4524 Well,it looks like after I go in,you guys can do a duet! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4525 Dang, another one that thought she said "pianist". 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4526 Where is the Old Cow Hand? That’s his Rio Grande. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4527 So THAT'S where Liberace got his start! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4528 I better warn Elton - Billy’s back in town. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4529 Nope, sorry, I can only tune a fish. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4530 So this is where Little Nas X is taking Elton before the show! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4531 Cowboys and Honky-tonkers can find their way to whiskey, but can they not learn to parallel park? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4532 ‘’Key rustlers! Mark my words, future generations will think they are guitar heroes’ 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4533 Somebody left the keys in it. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4534 I know that brand. I bet rustlers stole it from the Steinway ranch. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4535 I warned them about hitching postludes. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4536 Someone shot the piano player, so I packed one of my rolls and came over for a tryout. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4537 Ted was satisfied he would never see a stray note again. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4538 The hitching post out back is reserved for the piano player. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4539 Too bad we had to run that piano tuner outa' town. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4540 A cowboy walks into a piano bar...stop me if you've heard this one. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
4541 No masks necessary at the outdoor concert! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4542 I hope they put a boot on his pedals 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4543 You better move your pedal, or you'll be flat. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4544 Billy is having his break again?! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4545 Whoever rode that in, there ain't room in this town for the both of us. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4546 So you’re the one responsible for my voice being hoarse 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4547 Sumpin' tells me Sheriff Steinway's in town. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4548 Makes me wonder if Liberace can ride a horse. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4549 That durn piano man done took my spot. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4550 I've heard of Riders in the Sky, but . . .? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4551 Looks like Aaron Copland is in town. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
4552 Whoa. I think outdoor seating is here to stay. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4553 Well, looks like Sir Elton beat me here again. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4554 I wonder who forgot to tack up their horse? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4555 Now why would someone tie up a three-legged piano? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4556 I note that Jerry Lee Lewis is back for a couple of rounds, and maybe even an encore. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4557 I guess this is the “GRAND” saloon!! 1.1667 0.07557 42 33 6 1
4558 who's calling the shots? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4559 I think his name is Steinway! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4560 Fuck you and the Steinway you rode in on!! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4561 Play it again,Sam. Play it. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4562 Well, if it ain’t my old friend Rhapsody in Butte. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4563 He's playing around inside, but she's so upright! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
4564 Seems our bar pianist keeps horsing around over and again. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4565 A Piano in Every Saloon 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
4566 Steinway! That’s the same marking as the one rustled from the piano bar. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4567 This can mean only one thing - Barry Buffalo’s in town 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
4568 Dang Nell, look at that! Liberace must have taken the canyon pass. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4569 ...and the horse you rode in on" just ain't good enough for him, eh 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4570 They call me the player. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4571 Let the sheriff know that we are going to have a sing off at high noon. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4572 Who parked at my spot? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4573 Great! The piano man’ is here. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4574 Always itching for a duel. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4575 "Yup, he is going to walk that weird thing right out of hear." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4576 Uh-oh. The Steinway Kid's back in town. Gonna be trouble if the sheriff hears him playing "As Time Goes By." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4577 Well,Rubinstein must be back in town. Or could it be Billy Joel? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4578 Golly!, I never believed him when he threatened to trade-Trigger-in on something new with wheels and keys. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4579 The barkeep wants to keep an eye on his keys. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4580 That must be the dark horse they said was coming to town! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4581 Looks like the wine cellar did attract a different type of customer. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4582 who is playing with me? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4583 George knew the Clef Gang was back and that meant treble. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4584 Well, I guess it’s no longer a one-piano town. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4585 I guess Liberace has arrived 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4586 I understand you’re having an issue with minors? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4587 No problem, I'ts just the 'Minute Waltz' " 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4588 Now he won't lose his keys. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4589 Darn it, Big Sam! The Steinway gang is back in Tombstone and they're gonna make practice our scales! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4590 Parked in the handicap zone, again. Ain't that just grand? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4591 Looks like the Rhinestone Cowboy’s back in town to settle a few scores. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4592 So the Liberace Kid is back in town. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4593 John told the piano man to ‘take it away’ last week. I guess the guy took it as a threat. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4594 The piano player must have really tied one one Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4595 Welp, looks like she's made her way downtown, ag'in. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4596 Abner was ridiculed at first, but once Patches was fed and had a tinkle, they killed it in karaoke. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4597 THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING, NELLIE. THE GIG'S UP FOR THE CARNEGIE KID. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4598 I dunno... maybe they're tryin' to attract a better class of Cowpoke 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4599 Excuse me, but pretending to play honky-tonk on a grand piano is an inappropriate appropriation and you are SO BUSTED. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4600 What do they call you? The honky-donkey? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4601 This town ain’t big enough for the Beethoven among us. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4602 Fine! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4603 Well Silver, looks like Pitch Cassidy is back in town... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4604 I fine instrument like that ought to be played unbridled 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4605 Hey buddy, this isn’t THAT kind of “dueling” establishment! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4606 Dad burn it! Count Basie took my parking space! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4607 I know you're in there Haydn. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4608 That desperado Liberace, must be inside. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4609 Vladimir the Ki 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4610 Not Honky-Tonk enough to get through the door, huh? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4611 I see the singing cowboy is back in town. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4612 Piano players drunk again and playing his horse. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4613 Whoever parked like this is an asshole. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4614 Made it to the piano bar 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4615 I’ve got the keys to success and you have horse sense to know better. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4616 That sooner is taking up two spaces. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4617 Who ever shot the piano player,was obiavio 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4618 Looks like the Baldwin brothers are back in town. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4619 Taking two spaces! Really? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4620 So it's the end of December, guess it's time for April Fool's Day already. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4621 I reckon this ain’t no piano bar. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4622 Sick! Billy Joel is here today. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4623 Looks like the Ivories are back in town. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4624 I bet he rides that all the way to Carnegie Hall. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4625 Ah'll be damned. That's thuh pian-er that went missin' from maah ranch last Tewsdee! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4626 Who rode the William Tell Overture transcription into town? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4627 Howdy! Have you seen my keys? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4628 Damn, looks like the Chopin Kid is in town. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4629 Does he care that you're an old horse to tote a baby grand? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4630 …poor horse is Chopin at the bit! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4631 Uh-Oh. Looks like Liberace's back in town... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4632 Well if it ain't that no-good varmint, Billy 'The Kid' Joel. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4633 So there you are! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4634 The Sheriff knew if ol’ lefty wasn’t Bach in minuet, there was gonna be a duel. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4635 If this is out here, I hate to see what he's playing inside. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4636 Damn, Liberace is back in town 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4637 Must be the 88 String Kid. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4638 This place is going downhill. First it was the cow hands and now it's the piano hands. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4639 Beware the deadly 88s! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4640 We better move on. The piano man's here 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4641 Ain’t it grand. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4642 Guess we need to keep lookin' Nelly; this ain't our Steinway. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4643 Looks like The Piano Guys are tying one on. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4644 LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE HAS ARRIVED. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4645 Hmmmmm . . . .Which one will take me farther in life? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4646 Yer right, Ole Paint . . . Miss Kitty don't 'low no piano playin' in there. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4647 Not again. Chopin is inside looking for someone to ask him to play his greatest hits. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4648 Whenever I see that Steinway at the Saloon, I start to quaver. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4649 Damn, the pianist is playing his horse again... 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4650 Dang it if Billy the Joel ain't back and lookin' for trouble. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4651 "He's probably sitting alone." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4652 I know our man’s in there; he always carries a tune with him. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4653 It appears that my friend found more interesting music inside. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4654 Well, its got 4 legs but don't look like any horse I've ever seen before. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4655 So! We’re back to that tune again! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4656 This here’s a one-horse town. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4657 I don't care if he IS the piano player, I'm still shooting him... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4658 Giddyup now Flossie. No time for horseplay. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4659 Our absentminded piano player once again rides into the saloon. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4660 Those darn Wolf Gang boys are back in town 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4661 I'm looking for your rinky dink brother. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4662 YA HOO! LIBERACE IS IN TOWN, MY DICK IS GETTIN' SUCKED! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4663 Don't mess withe the guy who rides that thing. They say he has the fastest fingers in the West. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4664 Well, this explains the horse noises coming from inside. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4665 Dagnabbit, it looks like Liberace and the Candelabra Gang are back in town. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4666 Why does he always park in the Handicapped space? Sandra Stedinger jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4667 Looks like Bill's got big trouble in the opening bar of his symphony again. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4668 Whoa. I'd heard there was a new Pianist in town... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4669 Dmn - the piano is in my spot ! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4670 He can play, but he can't spell. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4671 I wish Elton would stop putting this thing in rock star parking. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4672 We get it Hank…you like jazz 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4673 That there is a mighty fine looking Steinway. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4674 Ohhhh NO, piano man is back! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4675 I don't think that saloon is going to big enough for the both us! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4676 Aw hell. Gonna be a passel of atonal dissonance in this town tonight. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4677 Hey this piano is taking up two spots. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4678 Oof- looks like their ride got keyed pretty hard 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4679 Heck, I can see how the stage set hands could confuse "horse" and "grand piano". 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4680 Well I’ll be danged! I thought Billy Joel was on the wagon? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4681 That dang show-off Black Bart rode in on his Steinway again! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4682 He's been kicked out of better piano bars that this. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4683 Don’t play it again Cisco! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4684 Jane Campion is at the bar …again 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4685 That darned Keyboard Kid again! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4686 Isn't it supposed to stop after I enter the saloon? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4687 But we only have room for an upright. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4688 I am telling you, this town is not big enough for two concertos. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4689 A piano without a saddle? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4690 Don't play me, I am the Piano Shooter 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4691 at least I have keyless entry 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4692 Since he left the keys, I'm gonna take her for a ride 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4693 Unbelievable… John forgot to leave water for his horse again! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4694 Looks like this town ain't big enough for two piano bars" 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4695 Okay forget the posse idea, a trio might be better. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
4696 First stop on Billy Joel’s new “Saloon Tour” 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
4697 I hear he's an old cowhand from the Rio Grand 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4698 Oh gosh darn, I wanted to set the tone when I walked in! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4699 Horses liability you mean because this Horse Town liability that there piano changes occur and oh shoot the payroll Garcon yeah agriculture shhh meow 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4700 Oh - grand. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4701 Don't even tell me you're still waiting for a part in that Liberace Spaghetti Western. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4702 What a Grand asshole. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4703 Can you play Piano Man in G? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4704 In can't believe Elton John that critter this far, 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4705 Well, I reckon Billy Joel the Kid is back in town. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4706 Hmm... Must be Cowboy Cole's back in town. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4707 Now go on and tell ‘em this town’s not lookin’ for any treble. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4708 Poker was great last night but I feel l have been had. P&O he said P&O all night I've been dreaming of a holiday 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4709 Reckon the kid who played this one lost a duel.” 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4710 I know a better place for this piano to collect dust--the living room. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4711 I suppose this means someone's inside the saloon playing a horse. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4712 Looks like I gotta go in there and give some kitten without his keys a little obligato lesson . . 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4713 Ah thought fer sure Jerry Lee Lewis was daid! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4714 The other cowboys hated it when Rachmaninoff rode into town. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4715 I didn't know this was a Baldwin movie. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4716 Hey there; that's my space! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4717 What in tarnation......? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4718 Copeland! Again?!? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4719 They must not have live music. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4720 I guess one person rides and the other one rolls. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4721 I thought "The Killer"was dead 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4722 Shooting another Jane Campion film, I reckon. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4723 Another city slicker trying to replace the banjo. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4724 See, Buttercup, Ol' Girl, I told Clem, there's just so many times ya can play "Yellow Rose of Texas!" 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4725 Someone's going to play for this. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4726 The West’s first piano bar frustratingly awaits its occupancy permit. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4727 Must take some wide stance. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4728 It's really a place for a salon. Pianos excluded. frameugene@gmail.com Eugene Fram 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4729 Those "happy hour" folk just keep taking advantage 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4730 MUSIC HAS NO HOME ON THE RANGE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE CAN NOT PLAY ALL THAT IS HEARD IS BUFFALO'S SAD WORD AND THE SKY GROWS MUCH DARKER EACH DAY 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4731 150 dollars and you can't even ride it...What's happening to this town 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4732 I wish they would just stick to horses. Pianos make such bad ruts in the trails. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4733 Beat me here again -- I need a tune-up. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4734 Dagnabbit, looks like Kid Lang Lang's already drinking all the sarsaparilla. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4735 Looks like the deer and the antelope are in town. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4736 The Naked Cowboy must have changed to a bigger string instrument! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4737 Looks like a real Rio Grande grand 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4738 Guess he got the Yamaha instead of the 3:10 to Yuma. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4739 Where’s Billy? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4740 It only has 3 legs and it's taking up two spaces. I expect free whiskey or free music. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4741 In Boston their dumping tea, here! Where kind of getting rid of our piano’s. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4742 Wait. Over there yonder. I see Roy and Dale Evans coming. And I guess it is you, Trigger! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4743 Well well, here is the piano horsing around again! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4744 Come out and finish what you started, Schubert. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4745 At least now it won't comically fall on my head. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4746 He’ll be sorry he left the keys in it. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4747 Another dueling piano joint. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4748 Oh. Oh. Looks like Amadeus-The-Kid is back in town. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4749 Hobbled and the fallboard up! I'm calling the Society for the Protection of Pianos! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4750 Jerry Lee won't get very far without a bench. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4751 Daggum it, Elton tied up in a no recital zone again. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4752 Preventing Baby Grand Theft Piano 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4753 That Piano in disabled parking is missing a hang tag! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4754 We told him he has a hoarse singing voice, but he’s desperately insisting it’s just the piano accompaniment. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4755 I knew Ruby was a player. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4756 And I thought I’d seen my last rodeo. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4757 Looks like the Yellow Brick road bandit is back in town 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4758 Emmanuel Ax is back in town. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4759 Must have been a good year up on the ‘ol 88… 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4760 You know there's going to be trouble when they book a piano player for the fight scene. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4761 Looks like they're a-playin' Chopin Hold'em again. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4762 See Dusty, this is what happens when you lose your piano at poker to a violinist. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4763 Well I'll be darned; even the saloon can't escape gentrification. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4764 Pick your score, a musical, or chance at a roll in the hay? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4765 Could use a tune-up. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4766 Well, I'll be, somebody's ridin' the old 88. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4767 Marshall's inside. Time to face the music. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4768 This is a one piano town! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4769 No, I told them to hitch up the PINTO. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4770 they shoot piano’s too don’t they? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
4771 Curly’s upset that Billy Joel took his parking spot again. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4772 *Musical Neighing and Whinnying Emit from the Saloon* 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4773 Urbane cowboy. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4774 The traveling show’s in town. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4775 Let’s keep moving. If the piano is out here that must mean the horse is performing his stand up again. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4776 Looks like the Beethoven Kid is back in town. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4777 Come out with your fingers showing, Rachmaninoff! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4778 dang old player pianos. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4779 Wonder who's got the keys to that one! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4780 Damn! He took my spot again! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4781 Well.. looks like that old four-flusher Wheelock is in town and claimin' to be a Bosendorfer. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4782 You're in my parking spot and that hits a wrong chord with me. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4783 I guess we don’t need a posse after all. I found Billy the Kid Joel 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
4784 Burt Bacharach is in town. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4785 I thought Billy was going home for the holidays 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4786 The horse is just taking a rest before his recital. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4787 Now how’s anyone supposed to ride Buttercup when she’s all keyed up like this? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4788 I guess this ain't a piano bar no more. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4789 Dang kid. I told him to never trade horses with the piano player. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4790 A Steinway requires a pair of reins. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4791 Well then what the hell is Frank playing in there? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4792 You ride on on that steed there, or did he ride in on you? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4793 Bipeds only! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4794 I guess I better behave myself. It seems the saloon isn’t playing around today. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4795 They said it couldn’t be Baroquen. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4796 We're looking for Home on the Range, not La La Land 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4797 I think Liberace is in the house. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4798 Looks like problems at the piano bar. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
4799 I wouldn't have thought this was Liberace's kind of place. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4800 I reckon the Singing Cowboy moseyed back to town. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4801 Who knew Chopin was in town..? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4802 Habla Ingles, bartender ? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4803 Well, that's just grand. At least he left me the keys. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4804 Folks tell me that you know the way to Amarillo?” 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4805 Gotta take this baby everwhere I go - them damn piano rustlers are out to git her! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4806 Well, there ya have it. The Liberace Kid must be back in town. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4807 Well, Ol' Paint, I knew something wasn't quite right....Let's head inside and see if we can find out who stole the stool. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4808 .. and we also have outside dining 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4809 You took my spot Greg you rotten pianist 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4810 So Billy Joel’s back in town. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4811 It's a one horse and one piano town! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4812 You THAT grand? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4813 Appears the Steinways are on another bender. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4814 They put me out when I started wagging my tail 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4815 I’ce had just about enough of your grandstanding: I challenge you to a duet. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4816 It's better to dance on the table at these places. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4817 Must be one of them dueling pianos I've heard tell about. Gonna give it a wide berth. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4818 Otherwise it just plays 'Unchained Melody' over and over again. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4819 And listen to you and your friends neigh Camptown Races all night? No, thank you! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
4820 I thought Nell was looking for a man with a real penis. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4821 Oh no - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy are back in town! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
4822 I don't care how grand it is - it's taking up my parking space ! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4823 So much for An Evening with Billy Joel. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4824 A piano instructor will tell you "with enough practice, the skills you develop can really take you places". 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4825 Until now, Cal thought "riding the new wave of music" was just a metaphor. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4826 If I told him once then I told him a hundred times that's where I tie my horse. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4827 Dang that 3-legged trail ! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4828 So you finely tuned your arrival to take my spot! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4829 Don't be intimidated, but I hear his take on the Bach French Suites is exceptional. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4830 This is why I get so keyed up about losing my prime spot. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4831 Reckon I'm gonna have to teach Steinway another lesson `bout where to hitch up proper-like. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4832 Looks like the Yamaha Kid's in town. Somebody's gonna have to face the music. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4833 Ugh. This is the last time I time travel with Billy Joel. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4834 I knew Star was more than a violin. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4835 Someone must think this is the OK Chorale..... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4836 Does it play Home on the Range? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4837 You say your accompanist thought you were a little hoarse in the corral and went in to get you a brandy? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4838 Giddy up partner this town is gettin' too fancy for the likes of us. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4839 Great looking' teeth but gonna be a real uncomfortable ride. 1.1562 0.07918 32 28 3 1
4840 Screw your and the tune that carried you in! 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
4841 This could be trouble. The Beethoven Kid is back in town and he brought his 88 with him. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4842 I knew those mushrooms looked funny 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4843 Dagnabit, the Sondheim gang is back. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4844 Shucks. I had brushed up on my Sondheim songs. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4845 So this is why they call it the Rio Grande. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4846 Looks like ol’ Sheetmusic Sam is in thar trading his Liszt for Schlitz again. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4847 At last . . . I’ll bet they have flavored salver and mineral water! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4848 ," at least there is entertainment in this one horse town" 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4849 Looks like Rogers and Hammerstein have come all the way to be here in Oklahoma. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4850 I think we're a little early for your music lesson. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4851 Apparently he was sired by the one Vanessa Carlton rode in the Thousand Miles music video. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4852 I need to see a man about a PIANO! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4853 Damn gentrification! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4854 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in La, la-la, di-di da.... Paul Jelinek, NYC 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4855 I guess your stool is inside....eh? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4856 He’s in there cheating on me with an upright. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4857 Say there pardner, is this the town of Sharon? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4858 Dagnabbit, Steinway's parked in my spot again! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4859 OK, Beethoven again? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4860 Nobody told me Billy the Joel rode into town. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4861 I don't see a handicapped parking sticker 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4862 I knew it,Billy the Soloist rides again! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4863 Baby grand in a Spinets Only spot. There's a-gonna be a duel. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4864 Not another piano bar franchise! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4865 That yer piano outside? You left the keys in it. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4866 Guess I did tell Bill that he was making that bass line walk so fast it was darn near a trot. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4867 This space is reserved for four-legged beasts" 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4868 Wow! That must be some cowboy! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4869 A minor can't B in front of the Bar. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4870 Out of Town at the 'Out of Tune Saloon' 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4871 The Gershwin Boys must be in town. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4872 Well, I guess that’s the tune he rode in on. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4873 Musta was a bad night at th' ol' Oprey House. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4874 Yeh, she's in there with some sleasy upright. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4875 Someone is playing me for a fool. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4876 Hmm, a piano and a bar. Just imagine the tips I could make. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4877 I’m looking for the man who shot my piano bar. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4878 Well, Silver, it looks like we done been gentrified. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4879 Looks like the James Gang waltzed into town. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4880 It has a history of "toccata e fuga" 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4881 Now that's what I call a Musical Ride! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4882 Tex must a jest got back from the grand canyon. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4883 Must be the composer 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4884 Host invited musician. Musician realized its Christmas -- after reading the list of forbidden topics. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4885 Gotta be honest - this whole Don't Shoot the Piano Player rule is getting old! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4886 Sure, it's nice. But as soon as ya put yer foot on the pedal, ya startle the doggone horses. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4887 Aw, shoot, no piano bar tonight. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4888 I guess they still haven’t been vaccinated! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4889 It's saloon, not a piano bar! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4890 This must be that dueling piano bar. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4891 Resting up for tonight's performance of "Rodeo? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4892 See what happens to elephants when they don’t giddy-up? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4893 Right place, right time, wrong color 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4894 Reckon I ought to take his keys and call him an Uber. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4895 So, you think you’re too good for us. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4896 Last time I seen ya, youse wa just a minor. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4897 What a bozo..he sold his horse for this 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4898 Church or saloon. But not the street 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4899 You don't belong here,buddy. The piano bar's in the next town over. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4900 Play it again Paint. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4901 Hmm…looks like Elton got to town before us. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4902 I reckon here’s where the trail ends, Carnegie Hall Kid. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4903 Hmm, so Elton IS back in town. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4904 Looks like Gunner Gould is in town. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4905 It seems Glenn is back in town... 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4906 I guess it’s a one-piano town 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4907 Now isn't that grand. They took our spot. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4908 Good-time Charlie says he's pulling up his stake. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4909 There he is… always a player 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4910 I guess the rest of the marching band is inside. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4911 Dagnabbit! I left Chicago to get away from parking dibs. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4912 I thought the Bumblebee gang had fled for good. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4913 Looks like Billy Joel has taken his act West. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4914 Oh-oh, one of those tough Las Vegas guys. Better be elsewhere quick! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4915 I don’t think this Einstein Steinway got the meaning of piano bar…. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4916 Chopin was too drunk to drive home, again?!? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4917 Looks like that varmint Johann Sebastian is Bach in town. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4918 Looks like the Keyster’s in town. Hope he’s not throwing any sharps around. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4919 After realizing that Honky-Tonk wasn’t his forte, Steinway put himself out to pasture 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4920 Dang Andre Watts... he always takes two spaces! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4921 Obviously, a saloon player Butch. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4922 So, the Steinway Kid is back in town. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4923 Dang! There’s a new soloist in town! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4924 It's funny. In this town a piano is both barred from bars and unbarrren from them. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4925 Oh, grand. They left the keys in plain view! Lucky for them, this is a town of upright citizens. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4926 I don't give a dang if it DOES have legs and pedals: it's not going anywhere. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4927 Apparently, he never had a lesson. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4928 That wasn't necessary. Nobody steals saddles in these parts. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4929 Whoa, that musician is committed, don't you think? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4930 Ha! That's what she said. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4931 I reckon that band has a rider. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4932 I thought he was an upright guy. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
4933 Another ticket for leaving their keys in it… 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4934 I'll be durned: They didn't take their keys! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4935 Tell Elton John he's double parked. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4936 Dude could've at least left a note! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4937 The music was wandering. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4938 Goddamnit, the Piano Man's back! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4939 Goddamned drunken stein way baby grand son still tryin to hitch on the horses to carry his tune 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
4940 Get off your high horse, we're all here to get tuned. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4941 I get the joke, but he still owes me a c note. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4942 Dammit, that means they're all in there singing around the horse again. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
4943 Dang, would you look at that Trigger, a pianomino! 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
4944 That’s not my grand baby! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4945 Freaking Mozart. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4946 They call it a “Yamaha” 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
4947 Whoa there boy,I don't think we're dressed proper today. Dang. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4948 Why is it always a Bosendorfer, with that wide keyboard?! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4949 He made his first grand after he stopped horsing around. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4950 My other horse is a piano. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4951 Something tells me, we’re in for some dueling pianos. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4952 Goodness gracious. Well, nobody does it like Jerry Lee. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4953 .....AND THE STOOL YOU RODE IN ON! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4954 Whoa...Gene Autry does crossover. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4955 She's in the bar 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4956 Hot damn - Billy J’s in town! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4957 Jane Campion must still be in town. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4958 This must be Forte Piano" 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4959 That's in the way of my stein!! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4960 Dangerous Dan McGrew decides to give it a try. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4961 And me caught without my cello." 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4962 Dang, so much for findin' the whereabouts of the LoneRanger to lead my posse--just some drunk city-slicker playin' that there William Tell Overture. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4963 His work horse is a Steinway? Let's see what he plays on the stage in there... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4964 I thought somebody shot that piano player! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4965 Most men rode into this town on a wing and a prayer. This was something new. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4966 It must Blly Joel, his reputation precedes him! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4967 Not so grand now. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4968 Jerry Lee Lewis must be drinking again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4969 Yeah, ELTON and BERNIE are in town! " 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4970 I'll be damned. I heard Liberace was in town and there's his concert grand palomino. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4971 Giv 'er a sniff, Ole Paint--she's a Stine-Way! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4972 That three legged squeaker cut me in line for a good tuning sesh 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4973 I smell trouble brewin'. This town ain't big enough for two maestros. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4974 It's Wild Billy Joel's again? How many times do I have to tell him he's parking in a no piano zone? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4975 Can't be the Piano Man's, he's on the wagon 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4976 I've been through the desert on a piano with no name.... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4977 I didn't think the underscore composer rode along with him. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4978 Drat! Chopsticks Charlie is back in town!" 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4979 This work-from-anywhere model has gone berserk! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4980 For some, music was the only way out of this two-bit town 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4981 Looks like a long night, I think that Liberace character might be back in town. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4982 Hmm, Copland must be in town. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4983 Looks like Wild Bill Liberace’s in Town. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4984 I guess the upright Steinway wasn’t grand enough. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4985 Dang, first time I done seen a three-legged horse. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4986 Finally, I have tracked down the classical cowboy. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4987 Jig's up Billy Joel! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4988 Well now...looks like Billy the Joel is in town. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4989 I don't think I recognize that brand. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
4990 Looks like Elton's playing again tonight 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
4991 The piano must be drinking 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4992 Why does Colin Huggins always beat me here! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
4993 Guess this means they’re playing you tonight. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
4994 Humph, Mondays! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4995 I see the Virtuoso Kid is back in town. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4996 Looks like Billybob Bosendorfer is back in town. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4997 I'd know that Steinway anywhere. The Cliburn Kid is back in town. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4998 Sustaining west coast music. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4999 Saddle up the keys boys... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5000 Ah told Lang Lang he weren't welcum in town agin 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5001 "No matter what they do this ain't gonna stop the boys from shooting any more piano players. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5002 There goes the one-horse town image. Now we've got to stop rolling up that sidewalk. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5003 Sheriff, that rhinestone cowboy is raising hell again! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5004 I guess this is not a subtle hint from the producer that the old west soap has found a higher-brow audience. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5005 Well i gust said ding dong . 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5006 Dang! Billy Joel’s playing his horse again tonight. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5007 Well Toby , I reckon we've finally done tracked down, that no good , minor key playing,SOB,... the piani man. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5008 Guess he figured his best wouldn't be good enough. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5009 Well Music, this space saver is sending us a message 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5010 The sheriff was fixin' for a shootout with that no-good outlaw Jesse James and his dastardly sidekick Michael Bublé. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5011 Please note that we use a special chord to hold the instrument in its place. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5012 Dang! The Car-neigh-gy Hall Kid. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5013 Liberace goes on at 8 tonight 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
5014 Must be a tinhorn. He didn't hitch up the bench. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5015 How many times do I gotta tell him? You RIDE your horse; you PLAY your piano! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5016 There's one pi-an-o player's gonna get shot. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5017 Yep, this must be Grand Junction alright. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5018 Dibs at this piano bar is getting ridiculous! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5019 This town is only big enough for one pianist. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5020 Taking two spaces... Typical Steinway snobbery. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5021 No room at the piano bar? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
5022 Oh, My Heck! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5023 Damn, it's a Mutiny on the Bounty hunter. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5024 I heard Ray Charles was in town. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
5025 Looks like Ludwig's back in town. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5026 Guess they are moving the karaoke outside? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5027 Liberace lives! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5028 motherfucker! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5029 This is my chance, I Know I can take him acapella! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5030 Ok, it's a duel. Nine o'clock. Saturday. When the regular crowd shuffles in. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5031 no bench 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5032 Don't they know that pianos use the rear entrance. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5033 I can't believe that horse took my spot 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5034 This one should stay put. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5035 Uh-oh! The Arpeggio Kid's in town! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5036 The West we knew is dying, Dusty. Used to be both the deer and the antelope would play. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5037 Free water, hay, tunings. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
5038 Billy knew that his partner was going to have a grand old time that night. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5039 When they said The Duke was in town I thought they meant John Wayne, not Ellington. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5040 Dagnabbit Dan, old Baldy Babble is always taking the handicapped spot with his three-legged Steinway. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5041 Got any more of those ‘shrooms? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5042 Hmm… really tied to that Grand Saloon name 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5043 Is he gonna feed me with chop sticks? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5044 That’s not what I meant when I told Hank not to lose his keys again. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
5045 It’s waiting for Schubert to finish that damn symphony and come out. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5046 I will wait for you forever! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
5047 The studio tried making a western with Liberace, but it was panned by critics and shunned by audiences. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5048 Guess pianos aren 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5049 Yeah, Clark Gable's on set. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5050 I've heard of piano bars, but this is ridiculous. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5051 They would have let you in if you weren't so high strung. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5052 Looks like Scott Joplin’s in town. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5053 What a black beauty! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5054 OK, fine, but you have to take your horseshoes off first. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5055 Looks like somebody didn’t want to lose their keys. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5056 Looks like Ol' Wild Bob Kazoo will be doing his Phillip Glass Revival LIVE show again tonight! Gotta get me some grub before the tunes start flowin' ! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5057 Reboot: Have Piano Will Travel. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5058 Who does he think he is, Aaron Copeland? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5059 This used to be a neighborhood place 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5060 You got your ivories twisted and played the wrong tune? Now, you're all tied up. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5061 Cage, I have to admit I was unprepared for this piano. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5062 Uh oh… Looks like Liberace Valance is in town… 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5063 Must have had too much last night. Wondered where I left that. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5064 That must have been one hell of a poker game. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5065 Dahd gumm! Looks like the city slickers done found these parts! Looks like you and me’ll be moving on, Bucky. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5066 It was just a matter of time before I caught up with Liberace. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5067 I see Magoo brought his piano again. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5068 I don’t care how fancy it is. This is still a one-horse town. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5069 Must admit, I’ve got pianist envy. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5070 I asked Rubenstein to park that thing around back! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
5071 Must be Ed’s turn to sing 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5072 I can’t believe that drunk piano player gets away with handicapped parking. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5073 Oh no, it’s the Liberace Kid.” 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5074 Should we go get tuned up inside or what? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5075 Well, lookee here, Dusty. I guess this city slicker didn't understand the meaning of "show down." 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5076 I'll be damned, Aaron Copeland must be in town...! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5077 So Singin' Pete dares show his face in my town again 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5078 Looks like Liberace the Kid's in town. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5079 I should have taken my mom's advice to play the flute. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5080 …neigh? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5081 Play it again, partner 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5082 So he wants a piano duel, does he? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5083 So, Liberace's back in town is he? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5084 That Van Cliburn is one weird guy. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5085 I guess the last pianist didn't work out if they have to advertise. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5086 At the Dueling Piano Bar… Clarence realized he forgot to tie up his Steinway…. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5087 This always happens after Boot, Scoot, and Boogie. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5088 I think my VR headset is broken 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5089 Now that’s unusual. Can’t remember the last time I saw Dusty’s white horse parked outside the Saloon. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
5090 How much hay do you feed it? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5091 Tex hunts down the Rio Grand Piano Gang that raided his bars. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5092 WHOA fella, if you were like that horsey, I’d tickle your keys instead of your knees.” 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5093 Aw, shoot. I ordered a pony, not a piani. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5094 Oh boy, Roy once again brought his piano to be tuned and he is getting tuned instead ! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5095 not to worry, he left the keys out 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5096 Downsizing 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5097 Hey, everyone knows that's our usual spot. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
5098 The best spot goes to the town's key player. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
5099 Oh oh Jasper, Pie Annie's back in town. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
5100 Well, well... if it ain't Billy Joel the Kid. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
5101 Not a great place to store a piano. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
5102 That there piano top looks great because of the moonshine 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
5103 They don’t want too much class ruining their reputation. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
5104 Hmm. To giddy up this one,think I'll change out my spurs for a bowtie. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5105 As long as I am the sheriff, there will be no dueling in this town! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
5106 Uh oh. Damned Lang Lang means trouble. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
5107 Hope they don’t shoot the piano rider? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
5108 Sorry, but this tune ain’t big enough for the two of us. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
5109 Looks like Jane Campion's here 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
5110 C'mon, not again..." 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5111 That traveling piano player must have worked up quite a thirst." 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5112 Alexa - play "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5113 Haven’t seen you here in these parts before. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5114 Finally we are inclusive; black and white are the keys to harmonious drinking.. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5115 Oh great, 'Fastest Keys in the West' is in town again... and I'm out of practice! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5116 ”The ‘Wanted’ poster said he was wearing a tuxedo and carrying a candelabra.’ 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5117 Guess gambling turned out to be more fun than dancing 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5118 This'll change everyone'e tune! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5119 Jeb the cowboy singer must be in town! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5120 Oh, you think you’re so grand! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5121 It's a bit before nine on a Saturday. The regular crowd will soon shuffle in. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5122 Well, I'll be a son-of-a-sonata... 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5123 Hmm, Billy Joel the Kid. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5124 Obviously from the other side of the Rio. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5125 Whadya spect in a two whores town ? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5126 Looks like the Grand Marshal's back in town. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5127 Steinway parked at my hitching post again! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5128 Move over Beethoven. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
5129 Front row, hmm, So thats how they are going to play , ! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5130 Look who moseyed into town? Butch Cassidy and the Rachmaninoff Kid ! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5131 This parking space is for horses not jackasses! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5132 Biff wished he'd bought tickets to see Liberace on his "Wild West" Tour 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5133 That's a cute dog 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5134 This town's not big enough for the tune of us. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5135 Dag nabit,the the piano bar crowd is turning the Golden Corral upscale. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5136 Riding slowly, he found the keys he had lost at the saloon. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5137 Well, well, well. I didn't realize Liberace was back in town! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5138 How many times do I have to tell this dang fool, we are not a piano bar 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5139 What's the score here then? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5140 Piano wrangler's back in town. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5141 I thought they used keys 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5142 Ya can't ride on it, but ya can stride on it 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5143 Handicapped, my ass!! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5144 Better steer clear. That's Johnny One-Note's ride. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5145 “Well, some varmint sure has a Grand notion about his horse.” 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5146 And at that moment, Tex realized he could go home and get his sequined vest! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
5147 Somehow, the townsfolk always knew when Liberace the Kid was passing through. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5148 Do "roaming cowboys" carry their pianos and play at ever stop? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5149 'They'll be Bach soon enough' 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5150 Well well, I thought I told Chopin to stay outta this town 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5151 So, Michael Feinstein has gone cowboy. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5152 Hum.. Sucker inside thinks he knows how to play. But ha - I know when to held them, know when to fold them. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5153 Well Maestro, looks like we're gonna have grand time tonight with Kid Key Player back in town. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5154 Music therapy,again. I was looking forward to breaking a bottle on Billy's head. Damm. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
5155 Hang on a minute, this is the saloon not the Chopin mall. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5156 Westworld glitch! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5157 I heard that Liberace was coming to town. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5158 Look like the man who shot Liberace Valance is in town. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5159 Ah, Rodeo's in town....I'll bet Copeland at the bar... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5160 They don't know how to tie up a baby grand. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5161 Jerry Lee Lewis must need a drink to cool off. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5162 Nobody told me this was a piano bar! Bill Hogan, Palos Verdes Estates, CA 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5163 That's gonna be a grand citation! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5164 Looks like the Kid is back in town to sing us a song. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5165 Must be one of them piano bars. Sweet. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5166 Easy, Ol' Paint, he's a player. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5167 Pretty fine set of teeth for an old nag. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5168 There he goes, flaunting his pianist again! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5169 Don't get any ideas, Paint. She'll play you for a sucker. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5170 this sight’s enough to make a cowboy feel outta tune with his neighborhood 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5171 Dad always said to not bring an Upright Piano to a duel. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5172 The pianist must have needed a "booster shot". 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5173 Well if it ain't Kid Liberace, ain't seen him since the O.K. Chorale 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5174 You can lead a horse to culture... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5175 Looks like Vlad the Kid Horowitz is back in town. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5176 Ain't that grand. Some fancy varmint stole our favorite hitchin' spot. Got's to mosey on in and see who's the new big time player in town. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5177 One day I’m gonna find that Piano Man and turn his tip jar upside down! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5178 Home, home on the range where the deer, antelope and piano play… 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5179 All rigth old boy! Just the good old songs of the west tonight. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5180 Not your kind of piano bar, eh? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5181 And a syncopated-gaited horse . . . . Come on out, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, I know you're in there! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5182 If I've told him once, I've told him twice: ya gotta bring a piano bench. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5183 Wow, it’s rare to see Bob Roland into town! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5184 Dagnabbit,Bill,this darned thing is always gonna need a tune up! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5185 Put your feed bag on fella' while I mosey into this here piano bar. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5186 Wait a minute! Did he really say 'Don't shoot me! I'm only the piano player'? Coz all I heard was 'Shoot me!' 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5187 Hmm, well lets mosey on in and see if they got any need for a good hoofer 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5188 The piano player had become such a jackass. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5189 Remember, don´t shoot the piano player 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5190 They need space for bring-your-horse-to-work day. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5191 That damned stool is getting drunk again. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5192 I am hospitalized again. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5193 Oh, look, George found his keys and came after all. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5194 Every submission to the damn cartoonist contest is gonna mention changing over to a Piano Bar. I think I'll just beat it outa town. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5195 With only three legs, how does it get around? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5196 I'm looking for an hombre that came over the Rio Grande. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5197 Yah Nellie, she sure looks grand but she still is only two hands. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5198 That Rudy Serkin is one strange dude. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5199 That cowpoke is a mite forté for my taste. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5200 Watch her step...there's a real player inside... I'd know that Steinway pony anywhere 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5201 GET ALONG HORSEY. IT'S HIS MISFORTUNE AND NONE OF OUR OWN. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5202 Hopalong we finally made it to Dodge City's famous piano bar 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5203 "I guess it's a two-fer-one sale!" 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
5204 Come outa there you (Noel) Coward! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5205 Damn! They've turned it into a piano bar! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5206 I guess maybe he's not just the piano player. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5207 He's not comin' for you, hoss. They shot the piano player. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5208 She is late, again ! 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5209 There goes the neighborhood. Greg Mattingly Orange MA. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5210 I know he left you out here so no one would know he's a piano player. But somebody sang and they shot him anyway. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5211 going to blast the first white fuck who plays a creeper ass coldplay song on this piece of shit 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5212 Looks like ole Dvorak's let his keys run away with him again. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5213 Looks like ol' Liberace's back in town. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5214 Damn, I think the Steinway kid is here. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5215 Someone please call the sheriff!! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5216 There's Nothing Fragile About Thos One.... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5217 So the stranger is a real player. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5218 Cowpoke Billy Joel enters the saloon for an audition. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5219 Yup. The piano player left it there. He said he wanted to be a gentleman and let the upright know that he had met this classy "grand" piano and that it was "all over" between the two of them. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5220 Oh no, that durn Billy the Joel is back in town. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5221 RACHMANINOFF IS AT IT AGAIN 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5222 Looks like Billy Joel started drinking again. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5223 Well I never! That's the disabled spot! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5224 I guess they decided to go with the more traditional setup with an upright piano and maybe a harmonica. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5225 Dag gummit! Wolfgang always takes the closest spot. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5226 That poor fool is playing a horse in there. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5227 Hey is Billy Joel inside? Think he forgot something. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5228 Hey in there. Do you ride a Piano Do you ride a Piano P I A N O O? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5229 He's back! The man who shot Liberace Valence. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5230 Looks like some idiot left the keys in his vehicle. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5231 This horse is about 1500, but I don't know how much a Steinway. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5232 Must be 'Hoot Night'. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5233 Ah. We finally caught up with the Fur Elise killer. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5234 He's taking up two places. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5235 So there you are. Running off again with anyone who tickles your ivories. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5236 They didn’t tell me that Billy ‘The Kid’ Joel was going to be here. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5237 Someone’s horsing around with us. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5238 The pianist is horsing around again! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5239 Save a Steinway, ride a cowboy. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
5240 Well,sing me a song… 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5241 He was supposed to be gone. by now. Maybe he lost his keys. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5242 Who shot the piano player?" 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5243 Whoa Trigger, you’re right, we didn’t need to bring the drum kit cause tonight Karaoke night. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5244 Don't laugh... that was how the show HEE-HAW got started! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5245 Looks like Oklahoma is back in town! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5246 How come pianists always get the best parking spots? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5247 Misty, this Steinway cowpoke better have a good reason for taking our hitching spot. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5248 You're too grand for this here saloon. Only uprights allowed. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5249 Why d’ ya s’pose he tied up his axe? Summ’n jus’ gonna carry it away? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5250 I've heard you're into dueling. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5251 I hate it when they back in like that. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5252 Finally cowboy Mel found the answer to 'what has two legs, three legs, and four legs' 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5253 Hey, this ain’t Casablanca, and it ain’t Rick’s Café. It’s a Saloon. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5254 Dumplin', this here's what's known as a piano bar. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5255 Something here is out of tune. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5256 Whoa! Last time I was here this was just a one-horse town… 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5257 No, Guzzler; having hoofs is no excuse for not practicing 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5258 That piano horse really strikes a chord. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5259 Horse thieves around here sure are brazen! They stole the horse, but left the alarm. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5260 Someone put the wrong engine in the Knabe again! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5261 I've heard of playing the ponies, but this is ridiculous! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5262 That there is a pianerr I do believe. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5263 And thus, Baby Grands have never been allowed to enter a HonkyTonk Saloon 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5264 A three-legged piano walks into a bar... 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5265 Well, I reckon when I strut on in I’ll hear a whinny rather than some ominous tunage. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5266 Music for the mares inside or those waiting outside? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
5267 I guess it is the Grand town ladies tonight Doo-dah! doo-dah! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5268 How can I tickle the ivories from up here on my horse? 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5269 I could tell just from the sound of that Rachmaninoff you was lame. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5270 Big Tex musta got here before us, he always likes to make the grand entrance... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5271 Looks like the Steinway gang is in town. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5272 Looks like the absent minded piano player arrived. Let's go in and watch him play his horse. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5273 Artist, they’re so desperate 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5274 When did Steak and Steinway buy the place? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5275 Looks like Haydn is in and Honky Tonk is out. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5276 I guess he finally played "I am what I am" once too often. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5277 At least they left the keys in it this time. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5278 No one told me this was a piano bar! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5279 Hey, you're taking up two spaces" 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
5280 You look thirsty. How's 'bout a little Water Music? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
5281 Pianists should play their bars, not walk into 'em. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
5282 Cow tools 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
5283 The dueling pianos saloon is the most dangerous bar in town. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5284 Gotta be Jerry Lee Lewis. Anyone else, just tying up one leg would do. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
5285 I'll play him and the piano he rode in on. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5286 Look, Tony. It’s a piano bar. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5287 "Ummm, I don't know what to think about this new pet-friendly thing" 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5288 Nice Pinto!! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5289 Smile when you play that, pardner. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5290 The saloon owner narrowed his eyes. Fuckin’ Jerry parked in his spot AGAIN. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5291 Looks like the Concert Pianist with No Name has rolled into Dodge City, again. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5292 Well, Lightnin', looks like we found the Concerto Kid. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5293 I cannot believe that piano player left the “Baby Grand” out here alone. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5294 Just like a Grand Piano...parks in a Loading Zone as if it's his personal spot... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5295 I sound that bad? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5296 I’m sorry, but until people stop playing “Imagine” on you, you’ll have to wait outside. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5297 Last gay bar between here and St. Joe. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5298 Yamaha DOES make a pretty fantastic stallion, after all. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5299 I'll bet it's the High C Drifter. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5300 Sam must have finally traded in ol' Upright. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5301 Well, I’ll be, if it isn’t ol’ Yamaha in from the range. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5302 This must be that new piano bar the Tombstone Epitaph reported. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5303 So Elton John is back in town. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5304 Someone told me that Billy Joel was back in town. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5305 The Liberace boys must be in town! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5306 Oh, oh, aren’t we grand! You take me to all the best places! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5307 Is the piano playing donkey? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5308 This town isn't grand enough for two Steinway's. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5309 Tex knew this was heading towards a duel. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5310 I guess the piano man is taking having a drink. Bill Hill Sherman Oaks, CA 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5311 It won't be long before that's inside and karaoke is out. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5312 Singing, "I had me a piano pony once.." 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5313 This time it's the piano that has the right color. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5314 It’s gonna be a fun night at the O.K. chorale. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5315 Well would you look at that Lily? Ludwig took our post again! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5316 Hot damn! That Jerry Lee Lewis must be back in town! —OR— use Elton John 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5317 Sure looks like thar's a full-size pianist in thar wettin' his whistle. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5318 And here I thought we'd run Billy the Kid Joel out of town? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5319 Sorry, but this tune just isn't big enough for both of us. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5320 This is bad. I need to find Liberace” 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5321 Concerti! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5322 He'd pictured it differently when John said a grand getaway. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5323 Oh! Liberace must be here! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5324 He must have gotten sick of shouting not to shoot the pianist. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5325 Wow, just wanted to wet my whistle… 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5326 Didn't I tell you not to play Clair de Saloon? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5327 Since when can a baby grand get booze? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5328 Gol dern Billy ties his nag in my place. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5329 He wanted to play the Donkey Serenade, but they wouldn't let him in. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5330 My piano is the best four footed cowboy songwriter in the West! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5331 Early research shows there might be a market for a Piano Bar. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5332 Loaded for Beethoven 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5333 Cowboy Up, Partner! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
5334 Look out—that’s a dueling piano! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5335 Wait, what?! Is this guy following me? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5336 They obviously were confused when I told them you had won the Dewhurst Stakes in 2009. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5337 I had no idea Billy Joel was in town. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5338 And thus illustrates the shackling effect of alcoholism on the music industry. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5339 Looks like Baby-Face Brahms is in town. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5340 Hmmm, Vanessa Carlton must’ve made her way downtown… 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5341 What a conundrum 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5342 If this is turning into a piano bar, we're not coming back. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5343 He must have pedaled his way over. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5344 How come Beldwin’s never at the keyboard? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5345 Double parked as usual 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5346 Poncho gets spooked all the time, but that uppity thing at the hitching post? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5347 Must be boogie woogie night. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5348 Must be a Rhodes piano. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5349 Nelly, I think this is finally our chance to appear in a horse opera. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5350 Again someone is in my parking space! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5351 Oh great! I have my harmonica all warmed up for Stage Night and IVORY ELTON rides in on his Steinway. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5352 Roy could only wonder what someone was doing to their horse inside the saloon. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5353 Darn . . I stop to pee an no place for my horse 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5354 Well looks there…I guess the Phil Harmonic Gang is in town 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5355 Dag nab it ! They got my spot again! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5356 Will play for take-out. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5357 Dammit, Elton! That’s my spot. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
5358 That cowboy Liberace is in town 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5359 This town ain't big enough for Rachmaninoff. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5360 Only HONKY -TONK piano allowed here. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5361 Ludwig took our hitching spot again, Sparky. Either he's having another one of his Grand Fugues or he's planning for outdoor Sonata No. 14. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5362 Looks like Ragtime Cowboy Joe done beat us to the punch again. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5363 So Buck Steinway is back in town. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5364 Dang I thought they said a stagehand was coming. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5365 You gonna tell me the duet bench broke free and headed that-away? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5366 Cripes! Not Billy Joel again! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5367 Looks like Tex and Liberace beat me here. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5368 oh good, Sam's back in town 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5369 Ain't nobody playing himself out of town on my watch. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5370 Damn. Joel is parking in the compact space again. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5371 In the future, not only will they let you inside, they will name the bar after you. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5372 Is this the piano bar where they play those Sondheim songs? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5373 I'm here to see the player about the matter of a certain baby grand. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5374 Hitch uo beside Elton or is it Billy Joel. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5375 I guess some days you just don’t want to be a player. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5376 you're taking up my parking spot 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5377 Dang! There isn’t room in this town for both me and Liberace. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5378 This man ain't horsing around about his piano 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5379 Elton's playing his horse again. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5380 whoa! I thought 1900 was a legend and that he never left his ship. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
5381 Round these parts you cant leaves the keys in it. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5382 Oh ! I did'nt know this new breed. Nice style 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
5383 Damn virus. I reckon they're a-plann' to move the piano bar outside 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5384 Waaalllll . . . I'll beee. Pro'bly the only three-legged around these parts. Hmmmmmmmm . . . . 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5385 You see I’ve been through the desert on a piano with no name. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5386 Damn! It's string quartet night; concerto night must be tomorrow 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5387 I'm the meanest, roughest, toughest hombre that's ever crossed the Rio Grande piano. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5388 Easy, Largo. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5389 Now that’s a grand piano 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5390 Looks like that Copeland hombre is in town again. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5391 East meets West - there's gonna' be a shootout! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5392 Looks like them Hogwarts kids is back in town. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5393 Cool Hands Stenway must be in town 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5394 Hey, Buddy. You're in the wrong movie! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5395 and the piano you rode in on…. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5396 I thought I told Wolfgang to stay out of these parts. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5397 Well Marybelle, it looks like Horowitz has been out riding the arrangements. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5398 Huh, so the big player's back in town. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5399 How about I drag you out to Baby Grand Canyon? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5400 There's no time for horseplay. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5401 Damn Steinway’s taking my space again! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5402 Looks like they’ll be no line-dancing’ tonight, girl! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5403 Looks like Bob still hasn’t found a saddle to fit that thing. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5404 It looks like the jig is up. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5405 Dang-looks like Dastardly Don Giovanni is back in town 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5406 Billy Joel the Kid must be in town. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5407 I thought it's the piano that's been drinking... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5408 This saloon is music to my ears. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5409 Well, I guess he did say the horse’s name was ragtime. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5410 Looks like dueling Pete’s in town. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5411 Liberace is parked in my spot again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5412 Looks like Rocky Raccoon booked himself a room. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5413 i was a fortepiano, but my master hates loud noises, so i now must stay piano. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5414 Well, that's just grand. Now I'll have to park further away. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5415 I reckon the piano factory is a mite better than the glue factory. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5416 Hmmm...Pretty decent legs! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5417 Some nerve! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5418 Whoa! That horse can’t play a piano. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5419 Well, damn Cliburn and the piano he rode in on! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5420 Hmm... Looks like the Singing Cowboy's off the wagon. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5421 A long downhill roll, all tied up and sitting on his own stool" 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5422 Well what do you know . . . a Delta 88! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5423 If' he's messin' around with the upright, I'll clean his plow faster 'n you can play The Yellow Rose of Texas. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5424 I recon Fingers Baldwin is in town! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5425 You can take its place if you play it. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5426 Sure takes up more room than a horse. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5427 We're on a mission to replace out-of-tune uprights. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5428 Darn! I sure was hoping never to run into Joe Fastfingers ever again! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5429 Steinway used to ride in on a pinto 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
5430 I ain't never seen a three legged critter tied to a hitch rack. Their ain't even a saddle. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5431 He doesn’t have the guts to ride his piece inside 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5432 Drew, draws a nice piano, but he ain't no saddle man. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5433 Damn fancy sonata slinger took our spot again. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
5434 What the heck is he playing a tune on in there? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5435 Ray, you've done it again! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5436 Finally getting a dance floor 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5437 I hate when people take up two parking spaces. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5438 Now where am I supposed to hitch up my tuba? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5439 Great. Now I'll have to sit at the bar and bread in his jar and say, "Man, what are you doing here?" 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5440 Not the B Flat Major again. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5441 Some roadies better come for the piano because our rodeo is not all about them. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5442 That darn varmint took his horse in for a drink and left his piano behind 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
5443 I hear you girl, she doesn’t look handicapped to me either. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5444 The KEYS to free drinks. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5445 I didn’t realize Hoss opened a piano bar! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5446 Damn it Liberace! That's MY spot. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5447 That Smooth Sam has some gumption. Tinkling the ivories is plumb agin' the law here in Brass Bottom. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5448 Looks like we’re in for a show tune at high noon. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5449 I think that peyote is finally starting to kick in Tex'. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5450 Don't be fooled, she'll buck ya clean off with a single glissando 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
5451 Yeah, me neither. I never understood why they wanted to shoot him. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5452 Well lookie here. It's the Hateful 88. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5453 Elton stopped in looking for the John! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5454 Can’t give these away. They’re hopin’ the horse thieves’ll be too drunk to notice. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5455 Look it Kip! I got you a little play date! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5456 He'll be Bach ! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
5457 Dang it, screw that city slicker and the forte-piano he rode in on. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5458 Well I’ll be damned. He took my spot and rolled in on a nicer ride. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5459 Whoa, Bluebell. I think I know where the Adagio Kid is. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5460 Not sure Zeke's Bar is ready for a visit by Liberace. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5461 It tried to fly off with the bumble bee. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5462 Low-key, pissed. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5463 Guess it isn't a piano bar. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5464 Ol' Arty Rubenstein, always hogging the parking spots. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5465 Why, heck, look's like the Steinway Hitch-Hoggers are back in town. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5466 That damn pianist may be good on the ivories, but taking the first hitching post at my favorite bar is a bit too much. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5467 I'll be darned! The piano bandit has returned! He'll be playing another tune in our town before too long! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5468 Mighty purdy piano. And he left the keys! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5469 This Piano is the KEY to riding in style 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5470 Always knew that guy Elton wasn’t just here for the steers 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5471 Thunder, our hunt for Eleven Fingered Liberace issen done. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5472 I’ll name you, Cabaret.” -Alison K. Burns, Salisbury, Massachusett 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5473 Well it looks like Ole Joe finally tamed his taste in music. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5474 I’ve got some unfinished business with that Schubert fella. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5475 What a show-off. Tryin’ to impress us with a Bechstein. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5476 He probably went in to use Elton’s john. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5477 There's only room in this town for one Elton. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5478 I'll bet this piano belongs to Oppor Nokedy the piano tuner. I'll bet he just stopped in for a quick drink, because, Oppor Nokedy only tunes once. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
5479 The Eleven Fingers Gang must be back in town. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5480 Live music??? My Keister 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5481 Get a move on: Hoofs take precedents over foot petals. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5482 Baby Grand Bandit, your concerto of crime is over. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5483 Whoa, careful, we don't want to strike the wrong cord. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5484 Uh-oh, looks like the Steinway boys are back in town. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5485 Beethoven knows this is my spot! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5486 That’s the wrong chord!! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5487 All the boys will be here tonight - Yuja Wang’s playing. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5488 Must be that damn supply chain. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5489 So, Billy Joel is back in town. Hope we're 'all in the mood for a melody.' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5490 This gives a new meaning to "piano bar". 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5491 Looks like that crazy busker dude is drinking again. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5492 Your hobbled ' til ya play Fight of the Bumblebee again. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5493 Well, looks like I'm finally gonna' get to challenge ol' Texas 10 Fingers to a duet. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5494 Guess Captain Fantastic is in there looking for some brown-dirt cowboys 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5495 Yup, I heard you needed me for that new two pony polka. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5496 I thought Slim said he was gettin' a new pony, not piany. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5497 Well I looks like "Ol Stride is back in town 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5498 WHERE'S SAM? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5499 Reckon the Concerto Kid is back in town! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5500 This is for compact horses only. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
5501 Well,do you want to copulate or orchestrate?" Steven Assael Boynton Beach , Fl 516-316-516 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5502 Wow, even this bar outside the saloon has a piano. That’s pretty grand, ya’know. Anyways, i guess i’ll sodemize my ass’ ass while he works over this other ass’s ass 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5503 Blaze, old buddy, I wish you had wheels. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5504 That better not be Liberace taking my parking space again. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5505 Must be that cowboy from The Baby Grand Ranch. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5506 Hey, that's for horses, not pianos! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5507 Dang tourists always take the handicapped spots! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5508 Well, I'll be darned! This town's got a reputation for its pianny rustlin'. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5509 What made you think they'd give you a job just because you can sing and play the piano? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5510 Lately I had the strangest feeling” 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5511 Nice! Plenty of places to hitch my horse next to this suspiciously placed piano. I just need to get drunk as fuck to forget about this untreatable cholera. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5512 I guess the piano player does get shots. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5513 This 'gentrification' thing has gone too far! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5514 Dadgummit, Sugar! I told that fool Wyatt Earp that “Okay Corral: the Musical” was a bad idea! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5515 Take the cannoli, leave the piano. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5516 I said relocate the peeingist not the pianist. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5517 Quiet Hour at the Long Branch 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5518 Must be the infamous gunslinger Bach - the quickest hands in the west. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5519 The ole watering hole had seen its share of troublemakers but nothing could have prepared it for relational aesthetics. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5520 The tune was getting away from him. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5521 I can't believe Elton John parked in my spot again! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5522 I know you're not supposed to do that but I'm not sure if the parking violation will be major or minor 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5523 Looks like they're expecting the Lone Ranger 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5524 Our hitching post spot used to be guaranteed but it looks like they're playing a different tune now" 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5525 Anything ain’t upright ain’t never gettin’ in this here saloon! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
5526 I see they started axe throwing without me. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5527 Looks like there's a new sheriff in town, and he's in a jazz trio. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5528 OK Liberace, come out with your hands up! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5529 There is no where to park a horse! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
5530 "Hmm, Must be crowded in there tonight. Valet parking already has eighty-eight keys." 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5531 That's what you get for playing Escape (The Pina Colada Song). Fool. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5532 DagNab'it - Looks like Horace forgot his Keys again! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5533 I see Jake is back on his hobby horse. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5534 Keyboard? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5535 Sad, but I guess a grand piano bar just wasn't meant to fly in this darn cow town. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5536 Careful, Wilbur: it’s radioactive. If it bites you, you’ll turn into the Piano Man. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5537 Live what you love, only in America, Bobby. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
5538 Well isn't that grand. That's MY spot! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
5539 Hey. Cowboy. What you lookin' at? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5540 Looks like Tchaikovsky's back in town and lookin' to settle an old score. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5541 It must be a piano bar! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5542 I gotta get Doc - Lefty must be trying to tune Trigger again. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5543 I see Robert Ellis is here. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5544 Damn it, Billy Joel is here. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5545 Hey, it looks too dignified to be horse feathers. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5546 My writing can’t be that bad. It was tie up my PINTO. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5547 Steinway 88," reigned-in a 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5548 Hmm, looks like Rachmaninoff's back in town. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5549 It took me on an emotional journey, and now I need a drink. Okay? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5550 Whoa, Nellie. I guess I should have said Carnegie Hall. How do I get to Carnegie Hall? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5551 Darn,another piano bar. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5552 Well, that one isn't going to be played by a 12-inch pianist. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5553 Mind if I practice an etude? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
5554 But they said this was a piano bar. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5555 Gosh darn it! The “Winter Wind” Etude of Chopin beat me agin! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5556 I guess the canyon ain't the only thing that's grand in these parts. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5557 That is some musical companion ! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
5558 You the one feeling out of tune with these times …? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5559 That's grand, but what we need is a more upright piano bar. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5560 I see that Liberace is back in town 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5561 I guess it's better than the tuba that was parked in my spot last week. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5562 Looks like there’ll be a mezzo forte time in the old town tonight. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5563 Someone’s keys were confiscated last night. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5564 He's such a player. I was afraid he'd leave me tied up out here again. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5565 Just a two-horse,one-piano town 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5566 They must prefer banjos. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
5567 Trust in Franz Liszt but tie your piano, indeed! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5568 Geez. ANOTHER piano jockey? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
5569 Drat! It’s the Liberace kid. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
5570 Got to warn the sheriff. That outlaw, Liberace, is in town. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
5571 That ain't got four legs. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5572 He always needs a couple of stiff belts to get through Bach's Piano Concerto No.1 in D Minor. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5573 Shoot, he always takes up two parking spots in front with that dang pi-ana. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5574 I heard they used to play "Pianoman" in this saloon 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5575 Uh oh. Billy the Kid Joel's back in town. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5576 Dang! If I knew this was gonna be a silent picture, I'da brought a better caption. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
5577 Decisions,decisions 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5578 I told that Liberace varmint to get out of town. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5579 The place ain't no piano bar. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5580 Who’s the son a gun that painted my piano?! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5581 William Tell must be having a drink. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5582 Looks like the piano man got mixed up again, and he's in there making music with his horse. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5583 Johnny at last tracked down Rebecca who had saddled up with a piano player. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5584 Looks like Red's scaling up. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5585 That's Beethoven the Kid four legged friend. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5586 Must have gotten tired of playing cocktail bars. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5587 I recon he was playing a wild one. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
5588 There he goes again horsing around inside. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
5589 Giddy-up! The director said ragtime, not Mozart. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5590 At least he had the good sense to leave his keys at the bar. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
5591 Hey, Liberace, I'm giving you ten seconds to get yer pie-ano out of my parking space! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5592 The best gay bar in the West and I got to shoot it out with Liberace. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5593 It must be a full house. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5594 Must be one heck of a troubadour 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5595 Must be that guy who keeps playing "Home on the Range." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5596 I 'spose y'all want me to play Camptown Racetrak afore I go in. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5597 Dang, the Liberace Kid is in town! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5598 Dang it! Don't they know this is residential, not concert hall parking? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5599 Bro, you are the best black one I have seen. You only have 3 legs, but at least you don't eat as much as my friend here." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5600 Big City player in for an interview, and don't ya'll know, takes the best spot." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5601 Who moved the piano outside? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5602 The Pianist, eh? Well, time to bring this concerto to an end. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5603 Don’t know why he brought the horse in and left the piano out. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5604 Next time try soft pedaling your criticism of Beethoven’s FLAT Fifth!! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5605 Some people will ride anything into town for a drink. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5606 The new rules on music here aren’t so black and white 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5607 Billy must be inside. But is it "the kid" or Joel. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5608 I cannot properly do this without a bench. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5609 We finally caught up to the Piano Kid. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5610 I hate to think what part of the horse he's playing with in there. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5611 Durn it all! That's my parking spot. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5612 I’ve gotta feelin’ Jane Campion’s back in town. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5613 Didn't know Ray Charles was in this movie 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5614 Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that the 'Baby Grand' you ordered isn't a pony? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5615 "And there's a chest full of crackers over there.( for December 27, 2021 issue, page 81)" 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5616 I didn’t know Brad Mehltau is back on Tour 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5617 "Hot damn, Billy Joel is in town!" 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5618 Vanessa Carlton’s back I guess. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5619 I guess it’s ok to leave your keys outside 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5620 Claude "Baby Grand" Simpson had an unusual way of announcing his presence in town. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5621 Well, ole Paint, it's the end times, a piano bar, karaoke, then fences, just as foretold. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5622 More mischief from the young David Copperfield 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5623 Oh, no — looks like another dueling piano bar. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5624 I see the Lehrer troupe are back in town and am a guessing never recovered from the ‘masochism tango’!! ” 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5625 Looks like Liberace’s back in town. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
5626 Welcome to Laurel Canyon. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5627 I thought Sondheim died! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5628 When the lid is down, the saloon is closed. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5629 Novice player is ready for an encore or a quick getaway. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5630 Don’t worry, Big Fella. The strings are made from cat gut, not horse gut. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5631 That dang horse trader is at it again! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5632 Aaron Copeland is in the saloon. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5633 Easy girl. It won't bite unless you stick your head in it. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
5634 Ah heck, it looks like they’ll performing from “Annie Get Your Gun” and “Oklahoma” all night long again! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5635 I get it now. The PIANO was named Friday. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5636 I see Kid Steinway's back in town 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5637 Dirty Harry's back 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5638 Country music's enemy is Haydn in plain sight! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5639 We're gonna need a bigger rhythm section. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5640 Never a Player when you need one. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5641 I reckon you ain’t so grand now... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5642 Piano bars just ain't what they used to be. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
5643 Well trigger, it looks like we finally tracked down Liberace. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5644 Dang! Can't wait to see the hombre who road THAT into town! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5645 The street was silent as the Sheriff realized The Beethoven Kid was back in town. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5646 Looks like Annie Oakley and company are in town. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5647 Here i were looking forward to a piano bar. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5648 Billy Joel has been here. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5649 Nope. Ain't the Candelabra Kid. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5650 Brown Dirt Cowboy's back in town. I smell trouble. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5651 Well dang it, that's trouble: El Liberace's in town, I see. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5652 Get back. Get back to where you once belonged. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5653 Bill better not be drinking and jiving again tonight 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5654 Well, that's what we call out-of-the-bar thinking. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5655 Tom struggled to keep pressure on the entry wounds while he questioned if he should pray to see his baby girl one last time, or if he should pray for a quick end. But in that terrible instant, he knew it was over. That horse loved to play the paino. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5656 We had better avoid this place; it appears to rough for us. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5657 This must be Stein Way… 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
5658 Looks like that Liberace fella stole my parkin’ space agin. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
5659 I reckon just bein' able to play a piano don't mean yer smart. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5660 Shane, looks to me like these damn symphony folk are takin over this town. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5661 He said something about an audition. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5662 Beethoven won't move over, I'm afraid. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
5663 Great. It looks like BYOPS night again. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5664 Well, looks like the Steinway Kid is in town! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5665 Liberace must be back in town. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5666 Hell if this don’t look like one of them three-years rassled off the Bechstein place last month. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5667 Guess the piano really is an instrumental part of this town 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5668 Looks like Joe Saxophone is back in town. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5669 Oh, that's really grand and he is parked in my space. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5670 I guess Mr. Steinway & his sons stopped in for a drink. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5671 Just taking the piano out to get tuned, my foot. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5672 I was lookin' for the Rio Grande, not a Bösendorfer. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5673 Sidesaddle I reckon. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
5674 There goes the local watering hole. Piano Bar today, fancy Cocktail Lounge tomorrow with paper umbrellas in their drinks." Bruce Nishimura, Seattle, WA 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5675 It's nothing to get keyed up about! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5676 Easy boy, this one's been broke. That Steinway back in Yuma was wide open. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5677 There's a player in there. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5678 In the handicap parking spot, sheriff better have a word with that one. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5679 Hey, this is an upright only lot! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5680 Well, looks like Chopin Night's been cancelled again. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5681 He thought he came here to have a few to prepare for the rondo, not to get ready for the roundup. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5682 I've had it with Dwayne's one upping antics. He says "I'm riding to town on Song." Well, excuse me for thinking he got a new horse. I told I'd ride in on Piano so she can make a new friend, and now this?! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5683 Where is Hopalong Gershwin? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5684 Doggone- Wolfgang Earp’s back in town” 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5685 There's a metaphor in here somewhere Silver. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5686 And the first flash mob begins. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5687 Well, Buttermilk, I reckon this ain’t no one-piano town no more. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5688 This one has a fancy steed, hope they don’t shoot him. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5689 We’ll, ain’t that grand? He took my durn parking place! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5690 no one told me the party was for Jane Campion. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5691 I reckon Jeb Gershwin is back in town. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5692 Hot Dang! Lil Nas X and Elton John are here 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5693 Uh-oh! 'Wolfgang the Kid' is back in town! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5694 I knew I'd find ya, Wolfgang. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5695 Lookie there, Pegasus. Them horses with pedals are s'posed to build up a man's cardiovascular endurance. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
5696 Why ride through the Grand Canyon when you can ride the Grand Piano 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5697 Ah,it seems that tonight’s concert is gonna be quite « cavalier » 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5698 I see Soft Hand Joe is back in town. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5699 This place is getting too ritzy for me. Now they got a new piano player and soon he'll be belting out Rachmaninoff. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5700 Who knows how fast it can move…… 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5701 And that, folks, is why Leroy’s gun went bang bang on Lang Lang. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5702 Hey...it must be the Horowitz Kid...! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5703 It's playing, "The Old Gray Mare" 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5704 The piano has been drinking (not me). 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5705 No place to rest my horse....well ain't that grand ! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5706 I'd steal that beauty since they left the keys, but I'm afraid I'd either get in treble or fall flat. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5707 Well crap karaoke tonight again. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5708 I warned that piano man about parkin' in my spot! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5709 I'd like to meet the dude that can ride this thing.... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5710 It looks like there is another two-fisted guy in there." 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5711 I keep tellin' Clem that he wouldn't have to tie up ole Forte if he took the gosh darned wheels off. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5712 Hate when I go on a lunch break, come back and my parking spot is fixin' to be played. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5713 Now that's one hell-of-a shiny steed! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5714 Dang,I did'nt know this was a classical concert. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5715 He’ll need to play Allegro if this posse has a chance. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5716 Looks like a Western Love Story movie soundtrack is in development here 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5717 Looks like Wyatt decided to take an Uber. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5718 The well-tempered cavalier. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5719 Liberace, Jerry Lee Lewis or Elton John? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5720 That damned Liberace is in town again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5721 Tied up and left to itself, Baby Grand moseys in to create the first piano bar 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5722 I guess the Allegro Kid is in town. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5723 “Well, looks like Alec is back in town.” 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5724 must be fixin to head out on the lonesome prairie 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5725 If you're out here, then who's playing that tune? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5726 Not sure where we're at... but it's not B-flat!" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5727 The dual is canceled until Ennio Morricone sobers up!! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5728 I was looking for a Cabaret, but instead I found a Saloon. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5729 Damn - a piano bar! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5730 Looks like we got a stranger in town” — Mark Kerber, Highland Park, I 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5731 it looks like sheriff mozart is here again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5732 Rustling Steinways--that's a brazen offense next to stealing horses. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5733 Come to find out, ‘Steinway’ was not the name of the stranger’s horse. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5734 Just sittin’ on my ‘orse, thinkin’ about things … and you show up 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5735 They need to put a no grandstanding sign here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5736 Look at this jerk taking up two parking spaces! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5737 Who in tarnation parked there without a handicap placard? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5738 I thought only wind instruments were not allowed. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5739 Dadgummit! Another yellow belly grand piano owner hogging a baby grand space. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5740 Sure, you can lead him - but you can't make him play. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
5741 Someone really ought to take his keys this time. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5742 I guess it's 'have Steinway, will travel'. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5743 Looks like someone left their keys. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5744 Looks like someone rode a piano to this saloon 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5745 Those boys come lookin' to play piano four cowhands. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5746 Oh,that's just grand! Someone took my parking space. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5747 Every horse thinks they deserve fanfare since the Lone Ranger used The William Tell overture as his theme song. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5748 who traded my horse for my piano? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5749 In the days before "piano legs" became derogatory. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5750 I hear they just changed the name from "The Silver Dollar" to "Don't Shoot the Piano Player Saloon". 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5751 I’d recognize that horse anywhere. It’s Captain Fantastic and his sidekick, the Brown Dirt Cowboy! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5752 All right Tammy, if you can’t figure out which one would make the best mate, then you simply shouldn’t procreate! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5753 On the run for pedaling keys! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5754 What this town needs is an upright piano. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5755 We’re in luck, looks like the thief is still inside. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5756 East meets West 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5757 Damn.. looks like Ferdi Grofe is back in town. 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
5758 Surprise! I bet you thought you 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
5759 Who’s the cow hand who rode in on an 18-hand pianah? 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
5760 It was high C noon in Cactus Gulch... 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
5761 god damnit 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
5762 Looks like Bowlegged Brendel beat us again! 1.1212 0.05770 33 29 4 0
5763 Piano tuner get your strings a bit too tight again? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5764 Huh! Only 3 legs--guess you have to gallop in 3/4 rather than 4/4 time. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5765 Hitched, for too much ragtime. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5766 This gentrification thing has gone too far - first it was Chicken Fried Sushi, now this... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5767 Again, I've been played! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5768 In Boston their dumping tea, here! We’re 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5769 I reckon ridin' a piani makes fer a handicap. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5770 We don't wheel her in for the sing-alongs until about 8, after the bus boys are pretty much done clearing tables. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5771 Billy Joel is with his friend having a gin and tonic. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5772 Somebody must think it's a salon. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5773 Well well, the grand has also attempted to escape,,,sigh 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5774 Well, Snowball, looks like there's going to be another necktie party. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5775 Intermission already? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5776 Where the hell do you the oats in that? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5777 It's about to have a Third Movement. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5778 After a tough day on the trail, I hate piano bars! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5779 Strange, they left the keys outside! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5780 Big shot . Who does he think he is? Billy Joel? Steven Brozinsky La Jolla Ca stevenbrozinsky@gmail.com 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5781 How do they keep it so clean? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5782 When he arrived and saw the piano his heartbeat reached 140 per minute. This was almost Bossa Nova. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5783 What's the point? You can't even give a piano away these days. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5784 I know you're in there Wolfgang! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5785 Steven Sondheim passed away before he could play the piano! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5786 That’s some piano bar they got here. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5787 Never thought I’d run into a one-trick pony in a one-horse town. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5788 Reminds me of an old Billy Joel ballad I once heard... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5789 When I said “Let’s take it outside” I just wanted to hear some Cecil Taylor. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5790 Well Charlie, you know what Truffaut said. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5791 Not this guy again!! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5792 Must have rode in on a rhapsody. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5793 Great balls of fire!" Clem thought to himself, nerves shaken. "Jerry Lee, rattled brain and all, is in that saloon. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5794 About time they lugged it out of that smoke-filled bar. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5795 I paid for inside delivery, not curbside. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5796 Is it not a cool vibe in there? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5797 a caption 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5798 Oh well, that’s really grand! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5799 Well ain't that baby, grand... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5800 Dang, it's the Piano-Bar guy. He's everywhere. I seen him on Twitter and Linkedin, trying to build his brand and make a fricken name for himself. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5801 Huh, definitely not a cowboy´s. Must be a moo-sician´s 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5802 Marie's Crisis was full. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5803 OMG! An 88 string guitar parked in our spot. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5804 This here's Sergei Jacksoninoff's Schimmel, the fastest hand in the west. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5805 I don’t care how grand you think you are, you can’t hitch here! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5806 Damn. Now they're making us tie up our keyboards for karaoke night at the corral. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5807 It looks like Ol' Paint got it on with another zebra 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5808 Looks like the crazy Moz art bach in town looking for treble. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5809 Durn if that Hop-a-long Gershwin didn't take up two spots ag'in! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5810 Looks like they shot the piano player… 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5811 Dang,a piano bar,I suppose it had to happen. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5812 Sure, Trigger. I can knock out a bit of acid jazz no problem but I reckon they’re looking for honky-tonk. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5813 Well, I see one of the players rolled into town 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5814 Well ain’t that fancy Schmancy…? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5815 So, the legend ends here, Linus the Kid. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5816 Come here often? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5817 John Tesh...Again! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5818 Some places ain’t got no class 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5819 Oh that’s so lame! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5820 Don't look now-- we must be in a Mel Brooks movie, with Count Basie about to make an appearance. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5821 Well, I might be fixin' ta shoot 'im anyway.... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5822 Shucks, just another piano bar! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5823 Of all the piano joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Let's go Steinway. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5824 I guess Santa didn't check every list twice... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5825 William Tell beat me here again? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5826 The Magnus Hitch 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5827 I don’t do requests on my break! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5828 Damn, the country is so divided; a bar fight it inevitable! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5829 Well, at least I heard it from the horse’s mouth. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5830 Looks like treble ahead. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5831 The singing cowboy, riding on a song. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5832 Great. The Piano Man is here again. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5833 Have piano, with travel. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5834 Great Balls Of Fire”! The Killer’s in town 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5835 Sometimes I think our process of writing country songs is a bit over the top 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5836 Looks like Sonata Sam's in town. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5837 Pandemic Piano bars are just not the same. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5838 He parked over three spots. That's a sure sign of treble. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5839 Damn, Emanuel Ax is here. I owe him money. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5840 That little punk took our spot! To hell with Elton, I’m gonna shoot that damn piano player! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5841 This smells like brass 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5842 Whaddaya know, Aaron Copeland's back in town! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5843 Pierre, really did take the ‘Loon’ part of Saloon, too far! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5844 Ooo, I hates hearin' that high falutin' theme music every time he rides into town! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5845 Yahoo! A gay bar at last! Liberace’s already here! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
5846 That Copland feller musta had another dusty day of corralling notes. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5847 You may sound hoarse, but I won’t trade you for that three legged thang. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5848 The concert pianist must be in town. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5849 Looks like Beethoven the Kid is here. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5850 Shoot, the piano player is back in town 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5851 Coulda sworn they said Harry McClintock, not Harry Connick. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5852 I wonder if they’ll let us hitch a ride 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5853 Yep, Lang Lang's back in town. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5854 Wild West, my ass! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5855 It had to be either Lefty Liberace or Elton “Tiny Dancer” John. Hank knew this town wasn’t big enough for the both of ‘em. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5856 Maybe if you played country tunes once in a while" 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
5857 First time I saw a player piano I knew this day was coming. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5858 You can lead a horse to a piano, but you can't make him play 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5859 The Steinway is the run-away best piano. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5860 Aw.....Schostakovitch.....he does a terrific Cattle Drive. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5861 Well, I guess everyone needs to wet their whistle sometime. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5862 I KNEW I shoulda taken the nocturne in Albuquerque! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5863 We are getting close - witnesses said the bank robber was wearing a black tuxedo. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5864 Looks like Horowitz done rode into town. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5865 It looked like the Saloon had been turned into a piano bar. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5866 Now WHO in ‘tarnation would EVER leave “BABY” tied to a hitchin’ post? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5867 You first. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5868 Threw me out. Said “What? We look like a piano bar.” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5869 Oh, no. Honkey Tonk is here again. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5870 That dude don’t know first thing ‘bout piano rolls. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5871 This town ain’t big enough for me and Victor Borge! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5872 Hmm.... I never thought that there really was such a thing as a piano bar. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5873 The piano gang is back in town and looking for trouble. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5874 He must also sing. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5875 Cole Porter must be here! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5876 That Pack Rat has had his last warning! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5877 I meant WEAPONS when I told them to leave their instruments outside! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5878 Hey, you can't park that animal over there! It's illegal. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5879 That’s not what I meant by dueling pianos. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5880 Someone’s always looking to make a grand entrance 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5881 Looks like the pianist rode into town. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5882 Hey pardner, you're gonna be playin' a different tune when I get through with you. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5883 I left my keys somewhere around here... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5884 Collateral on this buckaroo's horse, I trust... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5885 Wouldn't you know it? I'm stuck on Lento, and this guy's riding Prestissimo. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5886 Omicron Triple Concert 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5887 Go ahead. Try tinkling my ivories. See what happens. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5888 I wonder if the person was already drunk before entering in the saloon. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5889 He's quick with a song, but I'm quick with a draw. Reckon' we'll know by sundown who's the baddest hombre in this town. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5890 I’m Afraid you’ve ranged to far. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5891 This is why them things keep falling out of windows. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5892 I guess Dusty’s going back to his Cowboy chords. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5893 Looks like Beethoven's back in town. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5894 Looks like this black beauty is waitin’ for a rollickin’ ride! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5895 I have never seen such a strange white piano. Someone is definitely playing me. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5896 Well, Silver, looks like we've found Billy Joel. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5897 Painstaking must be playing Flight of the Bubble Bee. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5898 Dehors... Desdans? Those French cowboys never get anything straight. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5899 I told Liberace to stay away until Andre Rieu left town! 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5900 That rookie rider obviously doesn't give a damn about door nicks or spur scuffs. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5901 Well, someone is gonna take this; he left the keys in it. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5902 I should take their keys 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5903 No way I'm going on that play date 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5904 Uh-oh, looks like the Carlyle Kid's in town. "Have Tux Will Travel." 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5905 Would only be slightly off key,if not for the rope… 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5906 That Elton ! He’ll do anything not to get shot 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5907 Looks like there's a new piano player in town. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5908 Well, it looks like this bitch is back! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5909 So…this must be Have Music Will Travel.. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5910 And it’s in the handicapped zone. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5911 Guess it’s time for a tuning! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5912 He’s getting his Stein filled Way up. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5913 Goldarnit! It's s'posed to be an employee parking spot, not a storage locker! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5914 I wonder what the piano player is doing to his horse right now. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
5915 Well gal,looks like a long ride and still no Chopin! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5916 Looks like a major cord issue. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
5917 Looks like ol’ Rocky Moninoff’s back in Dodge 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5918 So, the Chopin kid is back in town! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5919 It looks like Billy Joel is in town. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5920 Hmmm, looks like Liberace got kicked out of Vegas again. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5921 Appears there's a new key player in town. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5922 Reckon the Ivory Keys Kid is here again for a shot of sarsaparilla and the best musical theater west of the Pecos." 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5923 I’m trying to compose a song but the melodies are escaping me. This ought to do the trick. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
5924 The piano tuna surprise. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
5925 DadGummit, Billy Joel again? This ain't Madison Square Garden... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5926 Hmmm,the microphone smells like a beer and we're all in the mood for a melody. The Piano Kid's finally back,ond something's telling me he's grown into a man 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5927 Home on the rage is evidently now A to G. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5928 The damned thing's in my spot again! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5929 Dang it Paddy, that singin' cowboy's back in town! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5930 I just hope the bartender took his keys. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5931 The 88's are in town... there's trouble brewin' 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5932 HELP ! Get me in again 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5933 The piana man hitched up and took his stool in for a beer. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5934 Tin Pan Alley watering hole 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5935 Does that horse work for Amazon? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5936 When the “New York Kid” is told to play outside he’s mine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5937 The dueling piano is back in tune. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5938 They love to listen Beethoven when I am inside. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5939 Miss Kitty must be back in town. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5940 Glad it’s tied up. John’s always losing his keys. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5941 Great ,a piano bar without a piano. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5942 Why do I keep hearing Giddy Up Gideon? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5943 Liberace the Kid must be in town. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5944 Dadgummit, I told Slim this wasn't a piano bar! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5945 I’d need a drink too. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5946 I guess the piano really HAS been drinking. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5947 Looks as if Zeke is prepping for his Poulenc concerto tonight. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5948 Looks like the kid is back in town. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5949 Play to win! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5950 The birthplace of true tonkey-honk 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5951 Hey Steinway there is not enough room for both of us in this town 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5952 Well, yeah, his last one was a runaway hit. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5953 Somebody snuck into town very quietly. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5954 bitch 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5955 Alright, partner, I'm gonna need you to accompany me to the sheriff's office. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5956 Don’t shoot. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5957 Uh oh! Liberace cover night, gotta play two bars for a beer. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5958 IS THIS YOUR FIRST JANE CAMPION FILM? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5959 This grand thinks it can double park anywhere. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5960 Dang! Who rode in on that thing! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5961 It’s one of them new ones with pedals. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5962 … not going to play here then … 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5963 It's either Billy Joel, Elton John or Lady Gaga. I'm going with Gaga. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5964 I've got me a whiff of wiseass busker, girl. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5965 That equine pianist must be playing here again tonight. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5966 I see the Steinway brothers are back in town. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5967 Dagnabit! It's not even opposite side of the street parking today. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5968 The man who shot Liberace Valance. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5969 No stool? . . . . Nice!" 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5970 I can't wait to see the cowboy who rode here on this one. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5971 Damn it, thought Sheriff Jones, the piano player is blind drunk again.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5972 Looks like Billy Joel's in tonight. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5973 Yeah we fancy-like....So where is the Bourbon-street steak? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
5974 As long as I'm sheriff, all melodies will be chained 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5975 I can't believe they just left their keys laying on the road. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5976 Looks like they gunned down the Rachmaninoff Kid. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5977 What you’re lookin’ at here is our town’s first piano bar. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5978 Looks like the piano man is in town. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5979 Someone didn’t pay his parking tickets 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5980 I'm waiting to be called in for 'Play it again Sam!' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5981 Looks like their restroom is out of order again and I'll just have to tinkle on the keys. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5982 I guess the Cowboy pianist is in town. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5983 Dang if it ain't in my spot. And it's darn useless for rustlin' cattle. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5984 He vowed never to lose his keys.... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5985 Dang-it. Just when we get rid of the handicapped harpist .... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5986 Looks like the Ivory Kid done come to town. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5987 I'd heard there was a new piano bar in town. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5988 Well Piano,this is ironic... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5989 There are too many keys for this problem 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5990 Looks like a duel is brewing. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5991 I reckon the Piano Man is parked inside, tossing back his New York state of mind. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5992 I guess the townsfolk meant “The band. It road into town.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5993 Perplexed by the first piano bar 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5994 I see the Rio Grand boys are in town. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5995 Uh, oh. Ol' "Trigger Fingers" is back in town." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5996 His hoof beat brings tears to this old cowboy’s eyes 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5997 I hate it when someone parks a Grand that takes two spaces. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
5998 Not gonna make it as a singing c owboy 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
5999 Woahh ...good...Billy Joel is here. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6000 He plays the best HOME ON THE RANGE. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6001 do you want to play the piano or play with the mule 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6002 Did you get banned for duelling again? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6003 Getting ready for the shootout with the Sax. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6004 Darn, it's the Steinway runaway! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6005 No classical star parking for us. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6006 The Western Migration movement doesn't much impress the townies. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6007 Whoa, this is the fifth Steinway I've seen today running away from the 'skinny skyscraper.' 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6008 This place used to be piano-friendly. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6009 Well, I'll be, Nellie. Hitch your wagon to a star, & look where it takes you. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6010 It looks like the piano bandit is already here. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6011 This is my favorite piano bar! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6012 Hmmm...do I have time to practice my scales? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6013 If this was the piano bar it looks like the piano was tossed out. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6014 As Cowboy Bob rode into town he was stunned by what he saw in front of the saloon. He then realized the Governor was standing by hos promise to bring harmony to the territory. "Grand," muttered Bob, "just grand," 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
6015 Shane came back as a concert pianist. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6016 The piano was an easier target as the owner had left the keys. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6017 I guess there's a new trend in town. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6018 I see that the Art Tatum gang is in town. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6019 Just wishin' we had some stocks we could set her legs into. Depending on who you believe, the real crazy bar-humping happened inside on either the pool table or the pinball machine, but bar-humping is bar- humping. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6020 Now where did I leave my keys, again 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6021 I'm going to call him an Uber 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6022 You can take the classical training out of the cowboy, but he can’t ride a piano. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6023 Should’ve had him sign a pre-nup. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6024 At this time anything is better then having an 'elephant 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6025 Whoa. Is Megan Thee Stallion here? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
6026 She can go allegro or andante. Pull her reins and cesura! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6027 Though he never traveled heavy and always rode alone looks like Billy the Kid finally slipped up 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
6028 Sal couldn’t pass up the opportunity to stretch his fingers. And so began the decades-long career of street performance. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6029 Billy Joel's in town again. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6030 I thought we drove Liberace out of these here parts. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6031 Damn I'm a fool, when the told me to bring a piece to town I expected trouble! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6032 So this is where my piano teacher hangs out” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, O 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6033 I’m calling you out Schroeder! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6034 Dang hayseeds are all B-flat and no cattle! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6035 That gosh darnit Concert Pianist is here causing trouble again. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6036 well dang my saddle sores, if it isn't Sheriff Sondheim, the faster pianist in the West 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6037 Looks like Billy Joel is back in town. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6038 Only benches allowed 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6039 It's either Joe the Horsist or Mike the Mad. In other words : time to find another saloon. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6040 I see that Billy Joel The Kid is in town 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6041 Damn the West has changed! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6042 I think you’re looking for the SALON one street over. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6043 You're pretty high-toned for this honky-tonk. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6044 Hmmm, that varmint Ringo must be back in town! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6045 Dang, Silver. I'd recognize that Rocking B# brand anywhere. Looks like ol' Kid Rachmaninoff is back in town. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6046 Looks like the saloon's piano player is drunk again 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6047 Dang it, Elton John! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6048 Does this thing come with a saddle? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6049 Wait till Honky Tonk finds out about this.. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6050 I guess Bill the piano man played one too many memories for the old man sitting next to him. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6051 Supposed to go to the piano bar 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6052 Well, Rusty, looks like Billy Joel is back in town. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6053 Horowitz must be taking a quickie before his concert. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6054 I hope this stranger plays by the rules 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6055 Vanessa Carlton must have made her way downtown again. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6056 Gotta tell the sheriff Piano Slim is in town again and he's ridin a Baby Grand 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6057 Dang, it must be Liberace Valance and his gang! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6058 " I guess the horse balked and the pianist is now the saloon singer" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6059 This guy is starting off the wrong note with me. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6060 Sad songs and waltzes ARE selling this year 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6061 Now that's just Grand. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6062 Power of the piano. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6063 Another honky-tonk piano trying to rise above its station! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6064 Looks like Liberace will be here until last call again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6065 That's my favorite! Saloonlight Sonata. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6066 Dang it, Silver, I guess this ain’t no honky tonk 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6067 And I thought Liberace was a teetotaler. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6068 And the horse you rode in on! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
6069 Tex rides a mean concerto. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6070 Welp, I reckon Liberace's here again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6071 Shucks, looks like there's trouble at the old Piano Fort. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
6072 Requiem In D Minor? Something must have spooked her good! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
6073 Damn it. Played hard and put away wet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6074 Guess I"ll play a tune while Gene is in there playing polka. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6075 Too rowdy for those inside? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6076 I wouldn't say it's conditioned. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6077 Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it tinkle. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6078 This is a sign, Billy Joel has chosen me! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6079 Well, I'll be damned. Liberace's in town. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6080 Maybe the singer is hoarse tonight 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6081 “Steinway must have got off rehearsal early” 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6082 What’s going on here? Who took the bench. Why, that’s just plain against the code of the West! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6083 Can't believe I shot a man for this "One Grand" bounty. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6084 Darn,this is what happens when a neighborhood gets gentrified by a bunch yuppies! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6085 That belongs to the Steinway Kid--I managed to pick up his trail. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6086 Don’t get any ideas, Beethoven 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6087 ‘Hey Dude!’ meet me at the saloon, not ‘Etude!’ 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6088 I’d havta say, I thin this Is my first ro-Dey-oh! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6089 Git-a-goin', Jasper. Ain't no Sondheim singin' here. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6090 Well, fur Elise sake! Looks like that sidewinder Beethoven just rode into town. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6091 Gosh durnit, that Thurobread's got our parking spot. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6092 Damn, who shat that pianist?! You seen anything Jolly? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6093 This is what I call a sign of foul play 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6094 If he is in there getting soused again I am taking his keys! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6095 Darn, The Grand is already here, we have to go back and tell Baby. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6096 Dang gone! That baby grand has our brand on it. Hope it hasn't been played too hard, the next tuner is 5 counties away... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6097 Dang! Looks like the Rhapsody Kid is back in town. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6098 What the hell is “saloon”? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6099 After I fetch the Sheriff, that 'James Gang' will be singing a different tune. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6100 Well lookee here, that goldurned Snuffy Mussorgsky's back! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6101 If I played 'The William Tell Overture' would it inspire you to move a bit faster? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6102 There’s no shortage of Mozart playing cowboys 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6103 They kicked me out 'cause I bucked when they tickled my ivories. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6104 «A Steinway? He's got nothing on you, my proud old stallion!» 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
6105 And his weapon is chopsticks 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
6106 What the absolute shit!? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6107 The piano seems to be off key today..." Olivia Xu, New York City, N.Y 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6108 Stevie Wonder still driving a Yamaha? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6109 Hey dummy, you for got to plug in the cord so it can play music. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6110 That Porter fella's still lookin' for something that comes after 'under starry skies above. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6111 I'm going to confiscate their keys 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6112 The street performers these days are really taking it to the next level. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6113 They must be practicing the William Tell Overture 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
6114 Uh-oh, there's trouble. The Piano Man's in town. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
6115 What!? A piano bar is replacing my favorite watering hole? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6116 A Minor, eh? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6117 Huhhh. Looks like Liberace's back in town. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6118 There's only room in this town for one soloist, and it ain't gonna be Arkady! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6119 Looks like El Liberace came ready for a duel. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6120 You've only got three legs-you're supposed to tie up at the handicapped hitchin' post! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6121 Probably will be tinkling while my cowboy is drinking 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6122 Well, Trigger, it looks like the Liberace Kid got here before we did. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6123 The bet was for a Palomino not Piano! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6124 The Liberace Kid Must Be Back In Town 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6125 Looks like the ten-finger tinkler’s taken the primo spot again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6126 I’ll come back when you’re not so tied up. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6127 This place is played out. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6128 This town ain't big enough for the both of us," said legendary sharpshooter Wild Bill Steinway to his newest nemesis, Baby Grand 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6129 That Sherif Elton may be unconventional, but dang it he doesn’t get results 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6130 Uh-oh ... looks like Randy Newman's in town. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6131 Well someone needs to tell him this ain’t no piano bar. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6132 Must be a loaner. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6133 ``Well, well, well. Looks like Foster's back in town.'' 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
6134 I literally told Mozart that piano parking was on the other side!! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6135 There's that low down varmint and the piano he road in on. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
6136 No doubt about it, part of the Beethoven gang. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6137 Oh no and God-amighty, Mozart’s back in town! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6138 I reckon Long Island Billy is back in town. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6139 And the Hornung he road in on. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6140 Looks like Billy “ The Kid” Joel is back in Dodge. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6141 Looks like the bitch is back. However, stone cold sober seems highly unlikely. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6142 You know it was a tough gig when she's been rode hard and put down wet. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6143 Yup,looks like we got another piano bandit challenging folks to duets. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6144 Hmm.. where did she hide the key? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6145 When you're ready, we're going to leg it out of town 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6146 Rocky Racoon must be inside the saloon. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6147 …‘Simply Piano’ app makes people drink together… 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6148 Look,Trigger! Maybe,if we trade in your horseshoes for rollers like those, your teeth will turn into a keyboard. Then you can accompany me when I sing “Happy Trails to You.” ? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6149 By golly, Billy Joel is back in town. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
6150 Dang it! That Tchaikovsky feller took my space again! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6151 Brake pedals! I'll bet she can go mighty fast! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6152 What kind of cocktail they are serving? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6153 Easy there fella, looks like the Liberace Brothers are in town. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6154 Damn him. Liberace took my parking place. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6155 If this is out here, then what's the pianist playing? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6156 He always plays better after a drink! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6157 Well........... this sure looks like a GRAND Saloon !!! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6158 Steinway always seems to find rock star parking 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6159 Come on out, you cow-rustling, Chopin-playing, varmint.” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6160 Really still here , he can’t play Rocket man anymore. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6161 I see Rachmainoff is back in town. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6162 If ye can't stand upright, ye ain't comin' in!" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6163 I recon Mozart the Kid must be in town 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6164 Geez. I didn’t realize this was a piano bar. Forgot to bring mine. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6165 S "Employee of the month again? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6166 I see Vanessa Carlton has made it to Westworld. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6167 Damn, I can't leave you alone with Steinway. I can only imagine the music you two might make! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6168 Dang, the Lone Ranger is here already. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6169 It looks like the pianist has fallen off the wagon again and he's back to trying to play his horse. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
6170 Guess the piano man won’t be horsin’ around these parts much.” 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6171 Somebody plays bareback, baby. Grand. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6172 Bill couldn’t resist. Years of lessons would finally pay off on the concourse Steinway in the Deadwood Valley Mall. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6173 Hey Jolly Jumper, do you think my horse took the job of the piano into the bar ? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
6174 Come on Carrot let's go somewhere else, I don't want to get caught up in one of Mozart's duals again. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6175 The moment Stein Segway imagined the horse and buggy 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6176 The trouble with horses is pee-analty. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6177 Why, I'll be damned if it's not always double-parked!... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6178 Dang, looks like Butch Cassidy and The Liberace Kid are in town. Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Or 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6179 My other cowboy is in the shoppe. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6180 Looks like I'll be slapping leather with Tex Beethoven. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6181 They say it takes riding horsehach to a whole new level. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6182 You hum it and I'll play. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6183 This cowboy's gonna play a different tune when I done with em. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6184 No wonder the piano inside sounded like a horse. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6185 I ordered a Stetson, not a Steinway!” 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6186 You can't give me a ticket for parking at a piano bar. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6187 I warned Elton not to go in that place !! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6188 Guess the pianist couldn’t bring it in cause it’s only a baby grand. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6189 This is bad, parking in a handicap space without a sticker 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6190 A horse named Beethoven. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6191 So, the Adagio Kid has mosied back into town. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6192 It's about time we got a decent cabaret act 'round here 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6193 Anyone know Piano Man? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6194 Damn. He's upped the ante from Dueling Banjos. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6195 See, we're such a highfalutin town we got a piano bar! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6196 I just hope he's not trying to play music on his horse. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6197 'Darn; they're social distancing again!' 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6198 Screw you and the piano you wrote igniti-on. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6199 Looks like Doc Holiday tunes tonight. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6200 Dammit! Looks like Liberace is back! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6201 Damn wealthy elitists always take up two spots! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6202 Thank God his asshole drummer’s not here. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
6203 Damn! That Johnny Elton guy is back in town." 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6204 I can neigh and whinny in many keys and octaves…can YOU? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6205 So getting 86'ed from the saloon isn't good enough - now you get 88'ed? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6206 Should have taken it to the stable rather than leaving it out here. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6207 The Lone Ranger rides again! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6208 Okay, so you don't euthenize a horse with a broken leg, but then what've you got? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6209 Well, goldang it, if somebody didn’t just ride into town on Liberace’s old black and white. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6210 Shoot. The piano player got the best spot. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
6211 Looks like the showdown is going to include an Audio Daily Double. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6212 Looks like there's a new sonata in town. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6213 Looks like the Lone Pianist is in town! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6214 Must be the guy who traded his kingdom last week. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6215 What's up? This place so high-falutin' even YOU can't get in?" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6216 Let me get a shot of whiskey, then I'll tickle some me some ivory. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6217 I told him don't shoot the piano player 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6218 I'm afraid Sam won't be playing it again. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6219 Whoa...I know Jeb was drunk last night but this is ridiculous! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6220 'Don't expect me to get you out of trouble if you play"Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" again.' 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6221 I've heard of singing cowboys, but this is ridiculous. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6222 They said he was a horse whisperer, but my god! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6223 Dang it! All I can manage is a nag named 'Banjo.' 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6224 Even the music here is tame. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6225 When told to go back to bar 27, Peter misunderstood. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6226 Guess this is not a piano bar afterall 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6227 Finally, a little bit of class in this joint! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6228 you wait here I'll bring my music down 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6229 Well, that's no way to master the keys. 1.1000 0.05571 30 27 3 0
6230 Taking my spot means someone is looking to get tuned up 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6231 This motherfucker… 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6232 Wild Kid Liberace is back in town again! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6233 Can you help me get the great maestro back on the covered wagon? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6234 Damn! That soprano is boozing' it up again. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6235 I reckon Liberace’s in town. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6236 Well damn! That Chopin fella’s back in town. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6237 Well girl, ain't that just grand! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6238 Yeah, ok, but is it in tune? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6239 Yup, the saloon went and lost its Grand status on Airbnb. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6240 Look who is here - Flying Piano! Keith Emerson stopped for a drink! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6241 PALADIN ENTERTAINMENT Have piano. Will Travel. Message Paladin San Francisco FB or Instagram 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6242 Yup, it’s them Liberace Brothers, George and, um, what’s the famous one’s name? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6243 Dang, I forgot to put up that no overnight piano parking notice again! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6244 The legend of the wild pianist. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6245 How Hasselhoff'd are you when you ride in on the Steinway 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6246 Well, well, I see that son of a gun Van Cliburn’s back in town. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6247 Don't Shoot me I'm only the Piano player 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6248 Take a break for a shot before my grand piano concert! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6249 Yep, when the Wrong-Key Gang’s in town, they always have some bad accompaniment around them. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6250 Well, I'll be danged. Not again!" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6251 A Piano! Boy howdy.. if that don't beat all! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6252 That way, he won’t forget his keys 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6253 This is what happens when they start give parking discount for three legs wheels 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6254 I'm going to have to talk to the people at the Steinway ranch on where to park their mounts. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6255 Well, I’ll be. Maestro’s back in town! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6256 Looks like they kicked Class to the curb again! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6257 The owner's check bounced. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6258 Dang, what kinda gaits does that 3-legged piebald critter have? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6259 That cowboy sure loves his music 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6260 Looks like Cool Hands Luke is back in town. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6261 How 'bout that? Around these parts, the white ones are on one side, and the black ones on the other side. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6262 Dang. I thought they just kept it at the Forte. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6263 Tarnation! That's what I call a grand lil' filly. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6264 Shoot, the handicapped space is taken. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6265 Whoa, looks like the Baby Grand Kid is in town. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6266 I see Richard Strauss has decided to work with his cousin, Levi, to produce a horse opera. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6267 There was no doubt about it, thought the Sheriff. The Liberace Kid was back. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6268 Nothing like a nice piece of ivory. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6269 Oh no Pegasus,uncle Bobby was so drunk she forgot his keys again. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6270 Stop hyping fights with your tunes and you won’t be out here next time! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6271 Wha ah pianis always longa onna leff side than de rite? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6272 Saddle up? Ride off into the sunset?" 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6273 Your arpeggios are divine but maybe not for this crowd. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
6274 This piano took my hitching spot. Well, ain't that grand! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6275 That damn Elton John always shows up too early. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6276 Are you tellin’ me somebody rides that thing bareback” 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6277 Darn. Forget if the password is in C minor or C major. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6278 Nobody likes to practice, but it's the only way you'll get better. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6279 Great, there's no place to rope my horse; well ain't that grand. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6280 Well, Paint, looks like that varmint the Piano Kid is in town. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6281 No, you may not attempt to bang out "All the Pretty Horses" after consuming two glasses of whiskey! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6282 Looks like the Piano Kid's back in town. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6283 It's not Liberace, thank goodness, but who can it be? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6284 Is that an authentic Stein-neigh 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6285 Looks like this here piano is missing a vaccine key. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6286 Better not stop here. Looks like the sonata shooter is at the bar. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6287 I thought Steinway was a racehorse 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6288 Looks like Black Bart's back in town, I'm not sure how I'm going to play this one. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6289 I guess the self-storage company wasn't so happy about my bounced check. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6290 That has the baby grand Brand 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6291 Hey, I know that it is politically correct to accept all shapes and sizee, but you are taking up two spaces! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6292 Well, what can you expect when you come late to a garage sale? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6293 I guess I’m going to have to leave the horse in the orchestra pit again… 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6294 A bottle of white, a bottle of red, perhaps a bottle of rosé instead ... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6295 test 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6296 Well, well. Looks like Jane Campion’s making westerns now. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6297 Our old honky-tonk pianer always ties these Eastern types in knots! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6298 He took my spot 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6299 WOW WYATT MUST HAVE REALLY TIED ONE ON LAST NIGHT! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6300 The keys are inside 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6301 Wild Bill Rachmaninov, I’ve tracked you down at last! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6302 No sir, mister. I ain’t listening to no Mozart again tonight. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6303 Wait a minute ... Is this toon town or tune town? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6304 Yes it looks like Billy the Kid prodigy is in town. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6305 Zebras have changed since the last time I saw one. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6306 Guess today, the Piano Player's shooting back. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6307 Ok, well, at least my grandma didn't through it out. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6308 It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday and Billy Joel hummed: “Sing us a song, you’re the piano man, Sing us a song tonight.” 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
6309 I suppose some people start drinking a little bit before they go in. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
6310 'Just have changed tune.' 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
6311 Come out, Gershwin. I know you’re in there. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
6312 Is old Mr. Upright refusing to come out? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
6313 Well, I see that Rachey's back in town. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
6314 An old time piano bar. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6315 Looks like we finally found Liberace the Kid. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6316 I didn’t know Vanessa Carlton was in town. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6317 This looks like trouble: fastest pianist in the west. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6318 Guess you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a piano drink. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6319 I guess they did shoot the piano player. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6320 Guess I have to take over the reins… 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6321 The bounty hunter’s dilemma: “I must be careful with the pianist. His fingers are probably dexterous if it comes to gunfight.” 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6322 The orchestra must be in town. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6323 That cowboy has a really fine ride 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6324 Dang! The Keyboard Kid has taken my spot again at the hitching post. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6325 Yodeling Slim Clark was in town, and now Paderewski. Sheriff Tom knew there would be trouble. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6326 I bet Roy Rogers and the Lone Ranger never had a 3-legged critter to deal with !! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6327 I told you it wouldn’t be cars. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6328 I’ve had enough of your Haydn. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6329 Looks like Steinway and his boy have rolled back into town 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6330 Now let's get going and tow that old piano home before we get a parking ticket! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6331 Guess you'll just have to pee inside the Saloon! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6332 So you're the mount of the 12 inch peinist... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6333 Well now, that’s funny…I had understood from the new owner that he had invested $1000 in the saloon. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6334 Dang gentrifiers! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6335 Are you musically challenged, or what? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6336 Looks like trouble! The Keyboard Kid is back in town. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6337 Well, looks like ole’ Pete finally got that Moog something or other he ordered back in ‘73”. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6338 I’ll be damned, Billy The Hit’s in town. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6339 Just because I took the last one doesn’t mean I need two pianos! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6340 Jimmy better not be playing that Neigh Neigh song again! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6341 Ooh, New York! Ooh, New York! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6342 Damn it! Chopin is soft peddling his etude's again in the bar. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
6343 Crap. I’ve been keyed. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6344 This thread is closed 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6345 Looks like the Rhinestone Cowboy’s back in town. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6346 I guess that's what they mean by a one horse honky tonk saloon 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6347 Uh oh. The Piano Man is back and this tune ain't big enough for both of us. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6348 Whoever rides it, better know where the sharps are. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6349 Looks like Festus went and lost his iPod again.” 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6350 Butterscotch, that Liberace feller is one lousy card player. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6351 I see they’re not serving minors here. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
6352 I guess Sam is back in town. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6353 Oh great! Two parking spots, how narcissistic... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6354 Allegro 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6355 Hope you ponies know how to do the foxtrot! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6356 Now this player is on to something! Ain’t no law no against riding a piano while intoxicated 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6357 That darn magician must be in town again... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6358 I hate it when Elton John double parks. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6359 Look at that, horse--It's a keyboard and Room 'n board 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6360 I see the Bach gang is here. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6361 Little known fact: before moving to Paris, Chopin spent a few years seeking adventure in the wild West 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6362 Thought I already warned Ludwig—this town ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6363 Looks like Copland is back in town. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6364 Well I'll be danged.... it looks like the Piano Kid is back in town. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6365 Hoss - Looks like the stool got away. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6366 Every ol' farmer cares for an occasional whisky swig. But every once n' and while you get that classy gal or guy that thinks you can ride a grand-piano to a bar. Our world is no longer split into donkeys and elephants. It's donkeys and grand pianos. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6367 A special spot for a three-legged animal. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6368 ''REMEMBER: We are the 3 Wisemen. WE ARE THE THREE WISEMEN '' 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6369 Looks like ol' "Mozart the Kid" is back in town. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6370 Reckon Billy "the Kid" Joel's back in town. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6371 Hmmm. I wonder if he can play Chopin... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6372 First NFTs and now, this? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6373 Alright, but the minute I hear 'Chopsticks' I'm running you in! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
6374 Uh-oh. Looks like the Ivory Kid is in town. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
6375 I guess they won't be playing "My Little Runaway" on this baby tonight. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
6376 Billy Joel, this town ain't big enough for two piano men... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
6377 Getting ready for the flashmob rendition of Rhapsody in Blue in Deadwood. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
6378 Well, Trigger. If Steinway ain't just another name for double parking, then I dunno what else is. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
6379 Must be true what I heard - the singer here is a little hoarse. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
6380 Some’s moved by horses; others by piano playin’. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6381 Can it be play "Home on the Range"? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6382 It looks like Bob went from a Holsteiner to a Steinway. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6383 Oh no! Billy Joel rode into town. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6384 No room at the hitching post? Isn’t that grand? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6385 Looks like someone forgot their keys. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6386 ... and they wonder why piano players git shot. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6387 I don't care for his years of pilgrimage. Everywhere I go I hit on that damn Liszt. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6388 Those things make such wretched noises when they’re mistreated! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6389 I guess they horse traded the piano! 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
6390 I'll be danged if Billy the Cabaret Singer ain't back in town. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6391 It's just not OK for Billy Joel to keep taking my parking spot. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6392 Grand Canyon Suite," my ass 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6393 Giddy up, looks like Ditty took the last chords. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
6394 When did Billy Joel ride into town? I thought he used a helicopter. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6395 It looks like that Liberace fellow is back in town, Partner" 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6396 Never expected this place to turn into a piano bar. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6397 It's hectic. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6398 So I guess MUSIC is moving the people now... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6399 Too many arpeggios 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6400 So, do you gallop in a major or a minor? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6401 Yeah, Buck, it’s Steinway alright, and he’s ridin’ that three-legged horse. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6402 Hum ... that pianist keeps beating me. No wonder I'm called a racist. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6403 This must be one of them new fangled piano bars I been hearin about. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6404 Sorry, Pinto. I specifically requested a harpsichord. Don't feel obligated to play. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6405 I ain't no one's baby 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6406 I see we're going to have a real player at the bar. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6407 I should've known those weird tracks would lead me to a piano bar. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6408 Boy, I don't want to be around when Marshall Feinstein hears one of them Piano Guys is in town... 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6409 If he wants to be a movie star he needs to get out of that place. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6410 gotta teach that Billy Joel fella how to ride" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6411 My partner's on a roll. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6412 When I said to tie your old Joanna up outside, I thought you meant your horse... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6413 That's no way to treat a Steinway! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6414 Dang! Just what this town needs — another gay pee-ana bar! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6415 I reckon Rachmaninov the Kid is back in town. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6416 Hey in there, this is Paris, Texas! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6417 Can’t stand it when they’re so big they need two spots. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6418 I have a knife that I can cut the ropes with but I would hate to get that piano filled with dirt 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6419 Dang ! They’re going to make out favorite watering hole a piano bar. Now I got to get used to little plates and fancy names for whiskey 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6420 HOROWITZ IS IN TOWN. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6421 That’s not a horse! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6422 Reserved for Ferde Grofe 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6423 I don’t care how well he plays. In this town he’s a Perahia! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6424 Well, I'll be darned! Somebody else cleaned up their stools. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6425 Looks like this is a piano saloon, fella. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6426 Uh-oh, the Liberace Kid is in town. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6427 I thought the piano was supposed to be inside a honky tonk bar. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
6428 Must be a pretty rough piano bar. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6429 She's a beauty, but she's takin' up two spaces. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6430 Guess he don’t know what can happen to a fella in there. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6431 I didn't think these things needed keys. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6432 Well heck. At least I know how to play ‘Home on the Range’ 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
6433 Looks like there's a new Steinway in town. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6434 I'm taking the piano player in for hustling show tunes in the wrong key. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6435 « You see Jumper, music carries people too » 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6436 I reckon we’re in Adagio City 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6437 Yep, that's Steinway's brand all right (spits). Reckon he's inside playin his horse again. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6438 Now how the heck are you supposed to play without sheer music? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6439 Damn. They keep mistaking this for a piano bar 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6440 I don’t like it when Billy Joel parks in my space! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6441 In a couple of days it should sound juuuuuust right. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6442 I guess that genie in the men’s room who grants wishes is back... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6443 Buffalo Billy Joel must be in town 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6444 Octavio, you knew that this is a 1 key town? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6445 Van Cliburn! Get out here and face the music! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
6446 Dang piannny's been playing fast and loose again! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6447 It looks like Texas Bruce has come to town. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
6448 Liberace stops to wet his whistle. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6449 Why, some cowpoke took my parking spot. Ain't that grand? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6450 Boy howdy...I've been hankerin' to hear "Melancholy Baby" 'fer days.... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
6451 I quit. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6452 Dagnabbit, I told Rachmaninoff this town ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6453 Is this one of them new-fangled hybrids? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6454 Do you know the lyrics for « Home on the Range »? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6455 Guess I'll mosey along then. Both the slots for a horse's ass as well as for a player are taken 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6456 Oh,no! He left his keys outside! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6457 Who the FUCK did this!?!? Probably that asshole Joe Biden 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6458 Merry Christmas to everyone who still follows me even though I only did two comics since April. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
6459 Well, ole Pal, I guess Elton’s back in town… 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6460 Brought a friend this week? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6461 ...hay Man,what are YOU doin' here. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6462 Great, Dobbin, just in time for the horse opera. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6463 Well, it looks like Quick Keys Mcgee has rolled into town. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6464 Outdoor Chiming Available 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6465 ‘Ah leave mah quarter horse tied out here, but darned if I’d leave mah Steinway’ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6466 I thought it was about the way he drank from his stein. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6467 The poor guy forgot his keys. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6468 I guess it means Elton John is in town? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6469 Haven't seen you around these parts before. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6470 He got the fastest fingers west of the Mississippi---but can he take on the Rach III? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6471 Well dang, looks like Liberace rode into town. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6472 Damned if I didn't tell Jane Campion to stay out of town. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6473 Kid Renzo, Come out and face me 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6474 Is a pianist at the bar? Does the bar have a piano player? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6475 I thought I told Ms. Vanessa Carlton she wasn't welcome downtown." 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6476 Dang, looks like no piano bar tonight. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6477 Not this joke again. I still haven't gotten the song from the last one out of my head. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6478 The maestro sure has me a little agitato. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6479 Well, I guess it's only fair you're having your entertainment while we're having ours. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6480 Looks like they’re really cracking down on minors. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6481 Well, looky there, Honesty. It appears that big shot Billy the Kid Joel has come back uptown after the longest time. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6482 Well tickle me ivory! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6483 Dang it! Horowitz is back in town! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6484 Damn, it looks like the Dörendorfer gang's back in town! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6485 Dueling pianos of the Old West. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6486 We're standing here until you untie yourself and play this thing! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6487 Now if you just ain’t the purtiest playomino I ever did see… 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6488 You know I heard that Billy Joel was in town. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6489 I reckon we ain't gonna have much trouble gittin' this guy to sing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6490 It become obvious to the inhabitants of Vinegaroon Spitoon", that Liberace had recently hit town. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6491 I forgot if I'm here to start or stop the horseplay 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6492 The regular patron just wasn't sure he wanted to hang out with the new rowdy artist type coming around. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6493 Guy walks into a saloon......hey to a cowboy at the bar.... is that the piano you rode in on? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6494 Looks like that one trick pony is playing showing again tonight. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6495 Looks like Ludwig the Kid is back in town. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6496 Well shoot, looks like that Beethoven chap took my spot again. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6497 I guess it really isn’t the Honky Tonk Saloon anymore. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6498 I guess the days of a cowboy with a harmonica are over! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6499 Always hogging the best spot! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6500 Looks like old Yvgeny and his Kissin cousins. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6501 That desperado, Liberace, was back in town. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6502 Palomino, piano…quarter horse. Close enough. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6503 I'm purty sure Billy the Joel's inside. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6504 It's could be Elton, but my guess is Lil Nas X – due to the potential of virality 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6505 I like this saloon, but when you walk in the doors the horses stop neighing. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6506 Shouldn't you be inside providing an era specific soundtrack to some old-timey bar brawl? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6507 Well,well… A ‘68 Hamburg Steinway D. Been a few years since I seen one of those hitched to a post hereabouts. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6508 I was afraid of this... Liberace's back in town! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6509 After weeks of tracking, the marshall realized he had finally found the notorius Billy Joel, the Kid. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6510 Those darn anti-poopers! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6511 Billy Joel must have stopped by for a snoot. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6512 Uh oh. I don't want to be here when Van Cliburn the Kid sees who took his spot. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6513 Looks like ol’ Bill “Baby Grand” Dawson is back in town. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6514 What low down musician steals another man's piano? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6515 Oh great, Liberace is back, now I’ll never get a seat inside the saloon. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6516 See George, Elton is here today, what great balls of fire! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6517 Elton! Billy! Get out here quick - one of your pianos turned into a horse! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6518 Looks like I’ll have to sing for my supper. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6519 So long, greenhorn. Want to get shot? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6520 Don't tell me Hunter Biden is now a mobile piano player ! What's next ? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6521 If it were a player piano, I might understand. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6522 Good luck getting any tips. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6523 I'm glad the Sheriff has finally stopped horsing around. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6524 He played the fastest Waldstein Sonata I ever heard in Dodge— and that was on an upright. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6525 Hardly, a fine way to treat a Steinway 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6526 This town ain't big enough for the 89 of us." Anthony Reinhart, Waterloo, Ontari 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6527 Thanks for watching: I'm sure business will pick up when the piano-tuner agent arrives. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6528 Well, Buck, looks like we got us a new maestro in town. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6529 Well I'll be. Chopin's back in town. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6530 This is not what they meant when your stage piano needed a hitch pin. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6531 Ah! My new Schimmel has arrived. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6532 Fantastic. The Brown Dirt Cowboy is back in town. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6533 Well, if I was Roy Rogers age I guess I'd only want to play outdoor concerts, too. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6534 Just the thing for my penthouse, if only I'd come in a U-haul today. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6535 Let’s mosey on, this is just another piano bar. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6536 Clay paused when he saw Luke Steinway was back in town, because that cowpoke was nuthin' but treble. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6537 Is that shit on the soundboard yours or mine? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6538 Not this pretentious yellow-belly again.. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
6539 It drives me nuts when they take our place....you always provide musical outbursts when I leave you there. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6540 When Slim said "Meet me behind the Old Piano-Forte," I thought it was a silent E. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6541 Where's that low-down piano thief? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6542 Consarn it! Black Emil is back! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6543 Howdy Tripod, long time no see. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
6544 Looks like the Lone Steinway. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
6545 Why would humans use me to ride if they could ride on a Piano... Neighhh... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
6546 In a moment of confusion, Dusty's horse instead hightailed it to the Ok Choral 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6547 Ah, the famous tie-me-up piano bar. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6548 They won't hear my polonaise from out here! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6549 So! Pianist McPlay is back in town! I wonder who he's going to out play for another Mozart Requiem moment? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6550 I should tie my dress also . Things may get stolen by someone 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6551 Somebody must be really serious, they are not playing! 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6552 Steinway's here. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6553 Looks like Twinkle Fingers McCoy is back in town. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6554 I dad! Looks like rent 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6555 Okay Copland, here he comes. Remember, it’s “Turkey in the Straw.” If ya play anything else, Billy the Kid is gonna lay yer dead body out on that strange horse you rode in on. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6556 Cliff debated whether to explain the intended use of a tack piano. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6557 Billy Joel’s piano bar! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6558 So they tell me you’re a pianist. How’s that going for you? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6559 Yep, I reckon that was the worst recital ever. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6560 Not more Xmas carols............ 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6561 Those babies play to win! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6562 Saloon Rule # 4 “When you’re not in tune, ya gotta leave the Saloon.” Bob Murphy Naperville, IL 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6563 What the fuck? A piano? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6564 What a fine lookin’ piebald. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6565 Dang fool's not gonna need chopsticks here. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6566 I guess music really can take you back in time. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6567 Please tell Jake not to make you wait at every bar line. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6568 ...hmmm...so the Steinway Kid has finally hit town... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6569 Guess now here's where I 'm going to play classical! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6570 Vanessa Carlton must be in there. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6571 Hmm... Victor Borge must be in town. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6572 The Magnus Hitch at Fells Point 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
6573 Gonna go inside ‘cuz there’s someone to meet, More special than most who can walk on two feet. There’s a dude in there who can ride the beat, Yeah, tickle the ivories and ride the beat. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6574 Doggone it..Jane Campion’s here already 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6575 I see by your outfit that you are a Steinway. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6576 They must have decided the piano player was horsing around too much with it. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
6577 I've always wondered why pianos have three pedals. You? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6578 It's going to be a long night -- Ludwig's here again. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6579 Folks say he’s got the fastest hands in the East. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
6580 It's that varmint Liberace again! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6581 The piano has been drinking. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6582 I have discovered a new spot called 'The parking chords' 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6583 I guess they rounded up the orchestra a little early this year. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6584 Finally, a little culture in the Wild West! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6585 I've heard that playing an instrument is your ticket to travel the world, but this is a bit much. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6586 You can tie up the piano, but you can't stop the musician from running off with your girlfriend. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6587 Whoa. It's five o'clock on a Saturday. I'm a'feared of the usual crowd. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6588 Hey, cowboy, out there. Come inside and check out my pianist. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
6589 Great Scott, Francis, the Key(s). 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
6590 It was then that Clem knew that Pete was inside trying to play Yellow Rose of Texas on his horse's ribs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
6591 Best watch yourself. It looks like Billy Joel the Kid is in there 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6592 Looks like there’s gonna be a dust-up now that Whiskey Jack and the Ragtime Gang are back in town. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
6593 Well gol dang, that's a horse of a different color! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6594 Gentrification in Williamsburg, Brooklyn Saloon circa 1875. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
6595 He's inside horsing around. Robert Jablon/202-333-5332/recjablon@aol.com 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6596 Come on out, Mr. Beethoven. I know you're in there. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6597 Play or pay 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6598 Chester knew he would have to tell the marshal that Igor was back in town. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
6599 It looks like we have another new piano player Buttercup.They don’t last long around here when the bartender finds out that they parked in his space… 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
6600 This must be the place where Jane Campion reaches artistic Nirvana 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
6601 Maybe he just wanted to enjoy a drink, like the rest of them. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6602 Uh-oh, looks like Wolfgang the Kid’s back in town. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6603 Horse walks into a bar. Drinks too much. Grows rowdy. Gets thrown out. Encounters Country and Western and falls in love. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
6604 Whoa, girl, that’s Ramin Djawadi‘s signature steed. Don’t spook it now, I’ve been tracking it from Westeros to Westworld. No sudden movements now, or as he’d say “ attacca subito.” 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6605 Looks like some city slicker from the Big Apple is in town." Shirley Nishimura, Seattle, W 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6606 Too bad about your drinking problem, you can play any bar. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6607 This place must have a good jukebox. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6608 My note, Give me my note. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6609 Quick Hands, is in town today. He is so fast, he accompanies his shootouts with the ballad from “High Noon”. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6610 I reckon tonight’s entertainment will be spoken word 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6611 Goddamn, I wanted to put by grand where he's hitched. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
6612 Well, dang! I was looking forward to some rousing Rachmaninoff rhapsodies tonight. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6613 For some reason, I don't think this new piano player is gonna work out. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6614 We need to call the sheriff. Billy the kid is back in town. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6615 One eye open when I’m sleeping, one eye. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6616 The "Piano Man" must be inside trying to get a gig here! Good luck with a name of Billy! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6617 How's going to run off with only three legs and tiny rollers? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6618 No, wait, I’m wrong. He ain’t here. That’s a Baby Grand. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6619 Oh-oh, Victor Borge's back in town 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6620 Only three legs but what a set of teeth she has! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6621 The Sheriff walks into the bar,,,; "Where is Bad Bart?,,, He needs to face the music now,,!" 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6622 We don’t care how good the deer and the buffalo play it! The piano stays outside! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6623 Looks like there's a new Schumann in town. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6624 1900"? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6625 Well twinkle my toes. Looks like that young Louie Beethoven done rode into town. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6626 If you play last chance saloom, I will ask her to dance 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6627 They must be serving something mighty strong in there 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6628 Billy Joel's back 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6629 Who did this? That idiot Drew Dernavich again? He 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
6630 Looks like Will is playing around again 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6631 Who does that Liberace fella think he is? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6632 Dangit I was hoping to keep this posse low-key 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6633 Appears Lud's here to write no. 5 Emp. I'm pretty sure if we give him enough booze we can get him to name it after you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6634 Sheriff needs to tough up about this city people! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6635 Who parked a piano here? I'm going to write him a Notation for this... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6636 I knew he shouldn't have named his horse Liberace. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6637 No point in asking Sam for another tune now. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6638 Just when I think I’m getting close to checking “Seen Everything” off of my to do list. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6639 The bounty sign at the post office said P. Anist, not pianist! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6640 Guess I have found Billy Joel 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6641 Texas ain't been the same since they added them gosh-darn grand piano lanes. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6642 No wonder they had a horse singing at the piano bar! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6643 The Baker Boys must be one short tonight. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6644 I guess the piano player is back in town. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6645 Damn moving companies - taking up all the good parking. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6646 I sure hope the pianist is going to play The Rach Four!!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6647 Hey, that's my hitching post! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6648 Silver--they are not allowing large gatherings here--especially when Unmasked: Let's try the next Saloon:" Vipin Bery,Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6649 Didn't even put their hazards on. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6650 As an accordion master I have to say that this town is not big enough for the both of us. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6651 He took my parking spot again! I'm gonna shoot that guy, no matter what the sign says. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6652 Jeez, isn't that horsing around? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6653 When you learn how to play with both hoofs you can have your own space on the fence, too. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6654 Willlll….burrrrr! Billy the Kid Joel took our spot again! You gonna do something about it this time? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6655 Copeland? Ah thought he'd left our town. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6656 Do you reckon that one's a foal? It sure looks like A Minor. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6657 Should I be playing piano or getting people around? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6658 That Bill Tell had some tempo. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6659 Always hanging around some bar! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6660 Wonder if it’s Amadeus or Ludwig in there having a belt of whiskey ? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6661 Wow boy. Before we go in,do you want to limber up with your old honky tonk sound? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6662 Well isn 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6663 Leopold! Keep ‘er going Nellie. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6664 Hmm, must be the new piano player from Dallas. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6665 It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday, the Real State novelist and the Piano Man. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6666 nay a drop of golden rum 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6667 We'll start attending the outdoor concerts once the drinks move outside as well. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6668 Dang! I ordered a feedbag, not a piano. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6669 You don't get preferred standing for being a dueling piano bar alum. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6670 Looks like Elton and the Brown Dirt Cowboy are back in town. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6671 Well this ain’t what I meant when I asked Tex to accompany me. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6672 Last month it was a spinet, now it's a grand piano! I knew they were overcharging for drinks!" 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6673 I did hear these player pianos have a mind of their own. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6674 There’s only room for one Chopin in this here town! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6675 So this is what he calls ' tinkling the ivories' !! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6676 Must be stein day. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6677 That crazy New York piano player is just trying too hard. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6678 HEY TINA YOU MISSED A SPOT 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6679 My, My: Who would have guessed a concert grand could roll for miles and miles. . . ?" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6680 Let's see, God rest his soul, Liberace's dead, Elton retired; Billy must have forgiven and rehired his brother-in-law. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6681 Can’t wait for the liquored-up arpeggios at tonight’s campfire sing-along. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6682 This can only mean that Billy the Joel is back in town again. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6683 Yep, that’s Nick’s Steinway, all right. Must be one of those joints where they don’t allow loud noise. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6684 If you wan't to park your horse, you need to hit the keys for 1 hour 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6685 He wanted a tricycle but the local shops did not sell it so we gave him the next best thing. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6686 The west’s first piano bar. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6687 Oh No, looks like Steinways is back in town and looking for trouble. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6688 Looks like we've stumbled into an upright piano bar town Elton 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6689 Uh oh,looks like Billy the Beethoven is here... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6690 Shucks, that darn Elton John is back in town. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
6691 THE POWER OF THE PIANO 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6692 Someone's gonna be inventing, then singing, the blues. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
6693 Well now, looks like the Steinway mob is back in town. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6694 I got the horse right here His name is Paul Revere and he can do Watch him play at the Guys and Dolls Outdoor Piano Bar and Saloon 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6695 Have you heard the joke about the musician who walked into a bar? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6696 We’re outnumbered. Go round up six more hombres so we can have eight to the bar. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6697 The piano player should not be surprised to get shot if he parks like this! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6698 I guess he was serious about dueling with pianos. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
6699 New guy in town looking for treble. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6700 Crikey. Roy Rogers has gone upmarket. 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
6701 I've seen piano bars before, but.............. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6702 Glenn Gould never misses happy hour. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6703 Hmm, does being a little hoarse qualify for handicapped parking? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
6704 Well, bleep you and the piano you came in on. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6705 Seems like these days everyone's making their way downtown. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
6706 Looks like Steinway is here. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6707 The new sheriff had a suspicion the guys in this saloon weren't the upright kind. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
6708 That thing only has 3 legs, so it ain't goin' anywhere. No need to use up space on the hitching post" 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
6709 Guess his ride got keyed. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
6710 A three-legged pinto. Isn't that grand? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
6711 "Looks like someone tied up a fucking piano out here!" 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
6712 Who's responsible for this racket? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6713 Must be one of them runaway glissandos. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6714 Don’t shoot me, I’m only the piano player.” (Tip of the hat to Bernie Taupin 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6715 Grandiose amigos! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6716 I ii iii IV V vi. vi, perfect number.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6717 I guess stride piano makes you thirsty. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6718 The key is to enjoy the ride. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6719 Looks like Billy let his music transport him again. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6720 He said he was going to the OTB. Never trust a concert pianist. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6721 Looks like Ole Rinky-dink Rex is uppin' the ante for the next ivory-ticker's showdown. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6722 Cut out the horse play and practice your scales! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6723 Damn, Billy Joel 's in town! 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
6724 Can you tell Mr. Eastwood his piano is double parke 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
6725 Looks like someone rode a piano here 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
6726 Well, what do you know Rusty, if that ain't a Rio Grande piano. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6727 Looks like the other gun fighter and the piano player are already here. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6728 Ole boy Gottschalk must’ve worked up a mighty thirst on this tour 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6729 Damn. Billy J., the Piano Kid, is back in town! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
6730 Always a gat dang shame to see people mistreat their Pian-ah! They gotta be tuned er’ry time you move them! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6731 Finally a piano to play Boogie-woogie on. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
6732 I'm with a travelling musician but we have only just discovered it's karaoke day 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6733 This saloon ain’t big enough for dueling pianos 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
6734 Well, I’ll be — looks like Hop-along Horowitz is back. This can only mean one thing. Recital at the OK Corrall. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6735 Tarnation! Hungarian composer, virtuoso pianist, conductor, music teacher, arranger, and organist of the Romantic era Franz Liszt must be back in town. And from the the looks of it, he's drinkin' again! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
6736 I see they've adopted the new alternative dispute resolution system: dueling pianos at high-noon. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6737 Elton knows that's always been my tie up for a Stein-way to ruin it, Captain Fantastic! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6738 I hope one day my mode of transportation has pedals like this here piano. I wonder how they drive his thing? Is there an engine in there? what even is an engine? I guess I just invented it. Anyway, thank for reading! I wish I was a New Yorker... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0