Contest #785


Cartoon

785

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Looks like somebody needs to be taught a lesson.”
  2. “Come out with your hands up, wrists straight, fingers gently curved!”
  3. “I thought this was an upright establishment.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-12-19T18:44:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-01-16T18:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-01-10T18:45:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 17, 2022
Number of captions 6739
Number of responses 425704
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Come out with your hands up, wrists straight, fingers gently curved! 1.8012 0.02065 1670 793 416 461
1 Horse rustling is one thing, but this is grand theft. 1.7788 0.03305 651 319 157 175
2 Dang. The one day I forget my sheet music. 1.7778 0.03375 684 359 118 207
3 This used to be an upright establishment. 1.7585 0.01732 2099 975 656 468
4 He's got until sundown to get out of tune. 1.7517 0.02553 1055 526 265 264
5 Looks like treble at the OK Chorale. 1.7132 0.02250 1217 599 368 250
6 When Snake told me that he sold his horse for a grand, I figured... 1.7121 0.02245 1261 634 356 271
7 Sheriff ain’t gonna like the sound of this. 1.7086 0.02228 1177 565 390 222
8 "Looks like someone's back to settle a score." 1.7073 0.02308 1066 504 370 192
9 Looks like someone’s in town to settle a score. 1.7035 0.02285 1113 537 369 207
10 I have a feeling this is going to end on a bad note. 1.6998 0.02296 1016 470 381 165
11 Looks like somebody's fixin' to settle a score. 1.6985 0.02475 952 464 311 177
12 Guess he was serious when he challenged me to a duet. 1.6929 0.02526 941 471 288 182
13 Must be one of the boys from the OK Chorale. 1.6895 0.02520 963 490 282 191
14 Looks like those boys from Baroque Bach Mountain are back in town. 1.6836 0.02820 825 442 202 181
15 Oh no, the lone arranger’s in town. 1.6823 0.02713 853 446 232 175
16 His mother thinks he's practicing. 1.6742 0.02815 801 427 208 166
17 Someone is about to get played. 1.6667 0.02851 768 410 204 154
18 I think he might be lookin' for the OK Chorale. 1.6613 0.02974 688 365 191 132
19 Looks like someone is here to settle a score. 1.6574 0.02952 683 360 197 126
20 Looks like we got a score to settle. 1.6568 0.02945 644 328 209 107
21 Looks like someone is about to be challenged to a duet. 1.6541 0.03026 636 333 190 113
22 Must’ve come into money. Just last week he was riding an upright. 1.6524 0.02911 679 354 207 118
23 It must belong to “The Lone Arranger!” 1.6510 0.03212 573 304 165 104
24 This must be the famous O.K. Chorale. 1.6486 0.03325 535 285 153 97
25 When Tex said he left a grand at the saloon, I pictured a card game. 1.6485 0.03341 532 284 151 97
26 I warned him, in this town it is either my way or the Steinway 1.6478 0.03048 636 339 182 115
27 Looks like Billy won a grand in the poker game last night. 1.6437 0.03314 536 287 153 96
28 Must have entered the saloon with a score to settle. 1.6431 0.03279 510 263 166 81
29 I never thought I’d actually get a grand for that horse. 1.6373 0.03563 477 262 126 89
30 That explains the drunkard trying to play the horse inside. 1.6336 0.03629 494 284 107 103
31 Looks like there’s gonna be treble. 1.6290 0.03425 469 248 147 74
32 Yup ! It looks like somebody's here to settle a score ! 1.6279 0.03390 473 249 151 73
33 This is what happens when they start serving wine. 1.6277 0.03507 462 249 136 77
34 This must be where Beethoven got his fifth. 1.6272 0.03467 448 235 145 68
35 You’ve got until sundown to get out of tune. 1.6271 0.03649 413 219 129 65
36 I’m just here for a drink. I’m not looking for treble. 1.6267 0.03629 434 235 126 73
37 I’m surprised they’re allowed to serve A Minor. 1.6253 0.03463 483 264 136 83
38 So that’s the famous Rio Grand! 1.6241 0.03811 423 239 104 80
39 I heard he sold his horse for a song! 1.6241 0.03646 423 228 126 69
40 Well well well, look who’s come to settle the score. 1.6239 0.03502 452 242 138 72
41 Pretty careless to leave the keys in it. 1.6239 0.03705 436 243 114 79
42 Not the Okay Chorale AGAIN. 1.6238 0.03863 420 240 98 82
43 Well, I'll be darned. His other horse IS a Steinway! 1.6221 0.03863 426 246 95 85
44 Dang! It's always the same with him - my way or the Steinway. 1.6211 0.03721 417 229 117 71
45 Looks like the lone arranger has rolled into town. 1.6199 0.03750 413 228 114 71
46 I can't believe he just leaves the keys to this thing out in the open. 1.6194 0.03701 402 216 123 63
47 Oh oh. One of the Steinway boys. 1.6164 0.03662 391 206 129 56
48 Looks like there'll be treble in the saloon tonight. 1.6154 0.03670 390 206 128 56
49 I miss when cowboys used to carry harmonicas. 1.6130 0.03687 416 229 119 68
50 Things are changing. This used to be an upright establishment. 1.6110 0.03939 383 217 98 68
51 I reckon we'll just wait and see how this plays out. 1.6105 0.03674 380 200 128 52
52 Damn Steinways – always taking up two spots. 1.6092 0.03896 371 205 106 60
53 I said he owed me a grand. 1.6081 0.03998 370 210 95 65
54 We can do this the easy way or we can do it the Steinway. 1.6061 0.04023 363 206 94 63
55 At least this time he left the keys in it. 1.6050 0.04039 357 202 94 61
56 I thought this was an upright establishment. 1.6045 0.03781 354 187 120 47
57 Well, it's only got three legs, I guess we'll have to shoot it. 1.6040 0.04094 351 200 90 61
58 I'll be danged - a piano bar. 1.6034 0.04017 353 198 97 58
59 I should leave a note. 1.6023 0.03986 352 196 100 56
60 Here comes treble. 1.6017 0.04059 344 193 95 56
61 Looks like someone’s in town to settle an old score. 1.6005 0.03734 373 201 120 52
62 Darn fool left his keys in it. 1.6005 0.03553 428 235 129 64
63 Could be treble. 1.6000 0.04010 345 192 99 54
64 Looks like the Lone Arranger is in town. 1.5983 0.03989 361 205 96 60
65 Not what I meant when I said I'd sell him that horse for a grand. 1.5970 0.04149 335 191 88 56
66 Well this here looks like treble. 1.5963 0.03931 327 175 109 43
67 It’s time to settle the score. 1.5960 0.03829 354 192 113 49
68 Uh oh Trigger, looks like the Steinway Gang is back in town. And that means we’ve got treble. 1.5957 0.04143 329 186 90 53
69 When did this turn into a piano bar? 1.5955 0.03956 356 200 100 56
70 I’ll give him one minuet. 1.5952 0.03849 378 213 105 60
71 Be careful. That Black Beauty is high strung. 1.5932 0.04052 322 177 99 46
72 Best come out here and face the music. 1.5926 0.04150 324 183 90 51
73 This must be where the deer and the antelope play.” 1.5913 0.03887 389 226 96 67
74 I’m a guess’n it’s one of those Steinway boys 1.5901 0.03853 344 187 111 46
75 When I heard he'd sold his horse for a song— 1.5901 0.04078 322 179 96 47
76 Well I reckon we all have to face the music one day. 1.5899 0.04128 317 177 93 47
77 All right, dude, how do you want to play this? 1.5899 0.04104 317 176 95 46
78 It either my way or the Steinway. 1.5874 0.03837 366 205 107 54
79 Well, now...isn't this grand. 1.5863 0.03903 336 184 107 45
80 Come on out, Joe, and face the music 1.5858 0.04087 309 170 97 42
81 Well, at least he left the keys in it. 1.5844 0.04125 320 181 91 48
82 Looks like it’s our way, or the Steinway. 1.5839 0.04310 298 170 82 46
83 Well, well, well. Ain’t that grand. 1.5796 0.04214 314 181 84 49
84 "And I thought he was an upright guy." 1.5795 0.04190 302 170 89 43
85 The sheriff could already tell this would end on a bad note. 1.5788 0.04046 311 172 98 41
86 I ain't came here looking for treble. 1.5785 0.04074 344 201 87 56
87 Well that's just fixin' to get stolen if they leave the keys in it like that. 1.5764 0.04265 288 162 86 40
88 O hell they shot the piano player again 1.5740 0.04455 277 160 75 42
89 Well would you look there. And he left the keys in it. 1.5734 0.04347 293 170 78 45
90 Looks like that gang from the OK Chorale beat us here. 1.5733 0.04268 307 179 80 48
91 Gadzooks, first the poetry reading at the whorehouse and now this! 1.5724 0.04490 290 173 68 49
92 That's not what I meant when I asked him to play a few bars. 1.5704 0.04206 291 164 88 39
93 I'm about to teach someone a lesson. 1.5699 0.04399 272 155 79 38
94 Well, that’s noteworthy. 1.5690 0.04218 290 164 87 39
95 Well, ain’t that just grand. 1.5688 0.04321 276 156 83 37
96 Well, son of a Bach. 1.5669 0.04486 284 169 69 46
97 Dang it! Why can't Zeke just carry around a harmonica like everybody else! 1.5657 0.04384 297 177 72 48
98 The bordello turns into a yoga studio, then we get a dang piano bar. 1.5646 0.04567 271 161 67 43
99 I’m lookin’ for the man who shot Liberace Valance.” 1.5632 0.04519 277 165 68 44
100 As Jake rode up,he saw the Steinway tied up in front, by a white stallion. He knew who waited inside: The Lone Arranger. 1.5630 0.04270 270 151 86 33
101 Well Rex, looks like someone traded their horse for a song. 1.5618 0.04513 251 143 75 33
102 It’s quiet…too quiet. 1.5616 0.04355 276 159 79 38
103 It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. 1.5613 0.04486 253 144 76 33
104 Easy now, Rex. It's just a baby. 1.5595 0.04321 252 139 85 28
105 Expecting a gunfight at the OK Chorale. 1.5591 0.04368 254 142 82 30
106 I think it might belong to The Lone Arranger! 1.5582 0.04648 249 146 67 36
107 Look, they left the keys in it. 1.5570 0.04900 228 135 59 34
108 Guess who's Bach in town. 1.5569 0.04462 255 146 76 33
109 I’ve been around here enough to recognize the first sign of treble at the Saloon. 1.5565 0.04496 239 134 77 28
110 Is that a Rio Grand? 1.5563 0.04350 284 167 76 41
111 I think we have A Minor problem here. 1.5536 0.04584 233 132 73 28
112 Looks like he left his keys in it. 1.5525 0.04671 257 155 62 40
113 Hmm... they left the keys. 1.5514 0.04519 243 139 74 30
114 Looks like there’s treble in town. 1.5508 0.04698 236 138 66 32
115 Tethering does no good if you’re gonna leave the keys in it! 1.5494 0.04763 253 155 57 41
116 Those Steinway boys must be in town again. 1.5488 0.04516 246 142 73 31
117 Wait here, Trigger. I got a score to settle. 1.5486 0.04801 257 160 53 44
118 Who parks and leaves the keys? 1.5485 0.04684 237 139 66 32
119 It don't look good for The A Capella Kid. 1.5478 0.04713 230 134 66 30
120 I see the O.K. Chorale is back,” Sageboy. 1.5470 0.04572 234 134 72 28
121 A piano stool walks into a bar . . . 1.5455 0.04658 231 134 68 29
122 Hmm...normally he comes in at the next bar. 1.5438 0.04928 217 129 58 30
123 I didn’t realize this was a piano bar. 1.5434 0.05103 219 135 49 35
124 So this is the O.K. Chorale. 1.5431 0.04684 232 136 66 30
125 Festus said he’d leave me a grand... 1.5405 0.04759 222 130 64 28
126 I see the Lone Arranger is back in town... 1.5395 0.05094 215 132 50 33
127 Looks like someone paid a grand for a horse. 1.5392 0.05100 217 134 49 34
128 Again? Three legs don't qualify for handicapped parking! 1.5378 0.05116 225 142 45 38
129 I see treble ahead. 1.5378 0.04670 225 131 67 27
130 It's Chopin at the bit. 1.5370 0.05244 216 137 42 37
131 I feel like we’re about to get played. 1.5368 0.04701 231 137 64 30
132 I guess they really did shoot the piano player. 1.5364 0.04879 220 132 58 30
133 What king of low-down varmint would steal the bench? 1.5360 0.05132 222 140 45 37
134 He even left the keys in it 1.5351 0.05064 228 144 46 38
135 Well lookie here. The Liberace Kid is in town... 1.5348 0.04758 230 138 61 31
136 Wait outside and face the music, he said 1.5337 0.05140 208 128 49 31
137 My owner is in the saloon settling a score. 1.5337 0.05003 208 125 55 28
138 Looks like someone's got a score to settle. 1.5336 0.04749 238 145 59 34
139 This things begging to be stolen. Even left the keys in it. 1.5325 0.04663 231 137 65 29
140 Guess the OK Chorale is in town. 1.5323 0.04595 263 163 60 40
141 He's gonna face the music when he comes outside. 1.5317 0.05059 205 124 53 28
142 Well, that explains the man playing the horse. 1.5310 0.04782 226 136 60 30
143 That has to belong to The Lone Arranger. 1.5304 0.04916 230 143 52 35
144 I have a score to settle 1.5297 0.04589 219 126 70 23
145 Uh oh, I think something major is about to happen. 1.5282 0.05157 195 118 51 26
146 Reckon there’ll be treble in town tonight. 1.5279 0.04910 197 115 60 22
147 Seems like the boys from the OK Chorale are here 1.5279 0.05167 197 120 50 27
148 That's a little grand for this two-horse town... 1.5279 0.04674 233 140 63 30
149 Damn -- the drunk tests just keep getting harder! 1.5260 0.05424 192 121 41 30
150 I don't like the sound of this 1.5255 0.04982 196 116 57 23
151 He was an upright when he went in. 1.5255 0.05034 196 117 55 24
152 He always makes a grand entrance. 1.5255 0.05034 196 117 55 24
153 Must be Billy Joel. Billy the Kid would never leave his keys in his vehicle. 1.5255 0.05288 196 122 45 29
154 Only got three legs but look at those teeth! 1.5245 0.05267 204 129 43 32
155 Wonder how this is gonna play out. 1.5241 0.04815 187 106 64 17
156 Looks like there's gonna be treble here tonight. 1.5238 0.05120 189 113 53 23
157 Well, boy, we'll just have to see how this one plays out 1.5231 0.04786 195 112 64 19
158 The new sheriff had a tough mantra, "It's my way, or the Steinway". 1.5220 0.05014 205 125 53 27
159 I guess we have to play for parking? 1.5211 0.05045 190 113 55 22
160 Ugh, I just know he’s in there trying to play ‘My Darling Clementine’ on his horse. 1.5207 0.05063 217 137 47 33
161 Hmmm, looks like treble. 1.5206 0.04968 194 115 57 22
162 It’s time we see who has the fastest hands in the west. 1.5206 0.05022 194 116 55 23
163 Well, look who's in tune. 1.5192 0.04671 208 121 66 21
164 Looking sharp today! 1.5169 0.04786 207 123 61 23
165 Looks like we got ourselves a new player in town. 1.5163 0.05282 184 113 47 24
166 Idiot left his keys in. 1.5143 0.05062 210 132 48 30
167 I hear that breed is very highly strung. 1.5140 0.05277 179 109 48 22
168 Ain't that just grand. 1.5140 0.05277 179 109 48 22
169 Looks like they shot the piano player again. 1.5138 0.05291 181 111 47 23
170 There’s treble afoot. 1.5138 0.05629 181 117 35 29
171 Damn him, and the piano he rode in on in. 1.5137 0.04953 183 107 58 18
172 I’ll be danged! We got us a piano bar. 1.5135 0.05091 185 111 53 21
173 Well, look who waltzed into town. 1.5115 0.05513 174 109 41 24
174 Looks like it's high time to settle a score. 1.5114 0.05096 176 104 54 18
175 We don't take kindly to treble around these parts. 1.5112 0.05299 178 109 47 22
176 I can't believe they're letting minors in. 1.5087 0.05160 173 103 52 18
177 Looks like they did shoot the piano player. 1.5086 0.05548 175 111 39 25
178 My way or the Steinway. 1.5085 0.05558 177 113 38 26
179 We’re not lookin’ for treble. 1.5084 0.05395 179 112 43 24
180 It's time to see how this thing plays out. 1.5082 0.05074 183 110 53 20
181 This is why I just stick with my harmonica! 1.5081 0.05372 185 117 42 26
182 I'll have to see how this plays out. 1.5059 0.05612 170 108 38 24
183 Dang, must be another one o' them piano bars. 1.5059 0.05487 170 106 42 22
184 Well looks who's Bach in town. 1.5058 0.05562 172 109 39 24
185 Well, well… Look who’s Bach! 1.5058 0.05248 172 104 49 19
186 This town ain’t big enough for Billy Joel and me. 1.5057 0.05391 174 108 44 22
187 I see Black Bartok's in town. 1.5030 0.05227 167 100 50 17
188 Well I did tell him to play a few bars. 1.5029 0.05828 171 113 30 28
189 I thought this bar didn't serve minors. 1.5029 0.05463 171 107 42 22
190 Something’s going down at the OK Chorale 1.5027 0.05191 183 113 48 22
191 This one's just Chopin at the bit. 1.5000 0.05367 164 100 46 18
192 Must be the O.K. Chorale. 1.5000 0.05780 166 108 33 25
193 Steal the horse, leave the piano. 1.5000 0.05319 166 101 47 18
194 Looks like Billy Joel arrived. 1.5000 0.05185 186 116 47 23
195 Dang, it's turned into a piano bar! 1.5000 0.05550 170 108 39 23
196 I see Steinway’s back in town. 1.5000 0.05652 166 106 37 23
197 Looks like I'm going to have to teach someone a lesson! 1.5000 0.05293 170 104 47 19
198 Once again, those city folk never remember to tie up their piano benches. 1.4969 0.05461 163 101 43 19
199 Looks like "Billy Joel the kid" is back in town 1.4969 0.05634 159 100 39 20
200 See, Trigger, that's why I play the harmonica. 1.4940 0.05521 166 105 40 21
201 Come out here with your hands up and face the music! 1.4939 0.05504 164 103 41 20
202 Since when did this become a piano bar? 1.4938 0.05486 162 101 42 19
203 Looks like it's time we face the music. 1.4938 0.05199 162 97 50 15
204 Oh, hell. Here comes gentrification. 1.4937 0.05948 160 106 29 25
205 I told them to meet me in PLANO, Texas. 1.4937 0.05608 160 101 39 20
206 Well, well, well. Look who's back in town. No doubt he'll be lookin' to settle that old score. 1.4937 0.05170 160 95 51 14
207 Can you believe it, they didn’t even leave a note. 1.4933 0.05330 150 89 48 13
208 When Ol' Joe told me he was gonna sell his horse for a grand, I didn't believe him. 1.4907 0.05650 161 103 37 21
209 I bet that darn piano player is drunk again and trying to play his horse inside 1.4907 0.05718 161 104 35 22
210 I told 'em it was my way or the Steinway... I guess we know where he stands. 1.4906 0.05634 159 101 38 20
211 This must be The Rio Grand! 1.4904 0.05542 157 98 41 18
212 I hope it's well-tempered. 1.4873 0.05516 158 99 41 18
213 Game's gotta be near over when Blackie's down to his last grand. 1.4873 0.05589 158 100 39 19
214 He's Bach. 1.4872 0.05263 156 94 48 14
215 Looks like the handiwork of Steinway & his boys'. 1.4872 0.05263 156 94 48 14
216 That's too grand for my tastes. 1.4870 0.05469 154 95 43 16
217 Well I’ll be. I’ve never seen one tamed. 1.4867 0.05575 150 93 41 16
218 Yeah, I've played a few bars. 1.4843 0.05343 159 98 45 16
219 It would be a lot easier on his horse if he played a guitar like the rest of the cowboys. 1.4834 0.05857 151 98 33 20
220 They finally went and done it. They shot the piano player. 1.4830 0.05740 147 93 37 17
221 I’ll be. He rode out of town on an upright, came back on a Steinway. 1.4812 0.05318 160 99 45 16
222 I guess having only 3 legs gets you into the handicap stall! 1.4800 0.05886 150 98 32 20
223 I see Billy the Joel's in town... 1.4797 0.05710 148 94 37 17
224 The O.K. Chorale must be singin' tonight. 1.4793 0.05247 169 106 45 18
225 Wow ! All I asked him to do was leave me a note. 1.4792 0.05911 144 93 33 18
226 Son of a gun, Elton‘s back in town. 1.4792 0.05304 144 86 47 11
227 Whoever parked this should have their keys taken away. 1.4789 0.06138 142 94 28 20
228 Unless I miss my guess, that's a Steinway Style 1 in American Rosewood! Don't see many of them in these here parts. 1.4762 0.05819 147 95 34 18
229 F*** you and the piano you road in on. 1.4759 0.05452 166 107 39 20
230 so this is a piano bar... 1.4759 0.05714 145 92 37 16
231 Dab nab it! Rustlers got my bench! 1.4759 0.05797 145 93 35 17
232 Beats a harmonica, but I'm not sure it's worth the trouble. 1.4741 0.05547 135 82 42 11
233 Come out, Elton! I know you’re in there! 1.4737 0.05826 152 100 32 20
234 I know, I know. They said it isn’t a piano bar 1.4733 0.05491 150 94 41 15
235 Well isn’t this grand… 1.4722 0.05482 144 89 42 13
236 Stay clear of that critter, hoss. Don't know what it is, but it's got a powerful lotta teeth. 1.4722 0.05302 144 87 46 11
237 That's odd, he left it with the keys in. 1.4718 0.06054 142 94 29 19
238 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world, Billy Joel walks into mine! 1.4717 0.05630 159 104 35 20
239 I don’t care if it’s Billy Joel or Elton John in there, but someone with two first names is getting their ass kicked for parking in my spot. 1.4714 0.05950 140 91 32 17
240 Look Rusty, a piano bar! 1.4714 0.05774 140 89 36 15
241 Must be banjo night. 1.4714 0.05501 140 86 42 12
242 Shoot, Billy left his keys at the bar again. 1.4706 0.05615 136 84 40 12
243 If he's drinking I'll have to take his keys again. 1.4706 0.05990 136 88 32 16
244 I know I said I’d give him the saloon if he could wrangle a grand, but . . . 1.4706 0.05806 136 86 36 14
245 So, here we go again, the piano taking two spaces. 1.4706 0.05899 136 87 34 15
246 He said he’d be back out in a ‘minuet.’ 1.4698 0.05598 149 95 38 16
247 Can you play Horse With No Name? 1.4676 0.06067 139 92 29 18
248 I wonder what happened to the horse he rode in on 1.4672 0.05487 137 84 42 11
249 Why tie it up if you're going to just leave the keys right there? 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
250 Somebody shot the Piano Player. 1.4671 0.05672 152 99 35 18
251 Come on out. I know you’re Haydn in there. 1.4667 0.06022 135 88 31 16
252 I thought the ad said, “Pinto for sale.” 1.4667 0.05835 135 86 35 14
253 Looks like there’s a Texas Arranger in town. 1.4667 0.06022 135 88 31 16
254 You think you are so grand, you can take up two parking spots. 1.4667 0.05929 135 87 33 15
255 Whaddya know, Thunder--looks like I found us a classical western saloon! 1.4667 0.05544 135 83 41 11
256 Gonna be trouble. The Brahms boys are back in town. 1.4658 0.05215 161 101 45 15
257 I just asked if he could "play a few bars". 1.4658 0.05845 146 96 32 18
258 This Tune Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us 1.4653 0.05823 144 94 33 17
259 Looks like 88 Fingers is back in town. 1.4650 0.05386 157 100 41 16
260 Durn him, the Lounge Ranger's back in town. 1.4643 0.06033 140 93 29 18
261 Gershwin, I know you're in there! 1.4641 0.05488 153 98 39 16
262 It seems we have a new player in town... 1.4640 0.06174 125 81 30 14
263 So it's up to you, Scout. You can either go stare at the wall with your friend or practice your scales. 1.4632 0.06167 136 91 27 18
264 I better call Dave. Let him know he left his keys here. 1.4627 0.06054 134 88 30 16
265 Dang fool left his keys in plain sight. 1.4621 0.05630 132 82 39 11
266 Well, he won't be able to make a fast getaway. 1.4621 0.06122 132 87 29 16
267 Ain't that grand? 1.4615 0.05795 130 82 36 12
268 OK, Buttermilk, I'm gonna go in and get a drink. You stay here and practice your scales. 1.4615 0.05681 143 92 36 15
269 This ain't no piano bar. 1.4610 0.05740 141 91 35 15
270 Tonight's singer must be a little horse 1.4609 0.06362 128 86 25 17
271 Uh oh, someone left their keys. 1.4603 0.05926 126 80 34 12
272 Bach in the saddle, again? 1.4597 0.06209 124 81 29 14
273 I told him duel, not duet... 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
274 Which one of you guys is named Steinway?! 1.4593 0.05832 135 87 34 14
275 I distinctly told him: ‘Don’t take your piano to town, son’ . 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
276 Well, he did say he rode here on his Yamaha. 1.4580 0.06059 131 86 30 15
277 We will settle scores later... 1.4574 0.05720 129 81 37 11
278 This place looks like treble. 1.4567 0.05995 127 82 32 13
279 Reckon there'll be treble. 1.4567 0.06300 127 85 26 16
280 Sheriff's boy must be back from Juilliard. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
281 He must’ve thought it was a piano bar. 1.4553 0.06244 123 81 28 14
282 Another damn piano bar! 1.4553 0.05801 123 77 36 10
283 Well, look who waltzed back into town. 1.4551 0.05146 167 107 44 16
284 Watch out. It's a Baldwin. 1.4545 0.05828 132 85 34 13
285 Stay Tuned! 1.4545 0.06098 121 78 31 12
286 When's that kid gonna learn that when he parks, don't leave the keys in it? 1.4545 0.05926 132 86 32 14
287 So it wasn’t three hombres on pogo sticks making those tracks. 1.4539 0.05349 152 97 41 14
288 Someone left their keys! 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
289 Gol-darn! I ain't never seen a hoss with so many teeth. 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
290 Come out here and face the music! 1.4524 0.06335 126 85 25 16
291 Can't believe they just left their keys out in the open like that. 1.4519 0.05732 135 87 35 13
292 That idiot! I wrote duel, not duet! 1.4516 0.05989 124 80 32 12
293 Well, Sparky, I reckon this here place is gettin' too dern grand fer us. 1.4516 0.06098 124 81 30 13
294 I heard he's got the fastest hands in the west. 1.4516 0.05989 124 80 32 12
295 I see Liberace took my parking spot again. 1.4504 0.05653 131 83 37 11
296 Looks like them Liberace Brothers are back in town. I told 'em: keep a low key, or there'll be trouble! 1.4500 0.06132 120 78 30 12
297 Probably here to get hammered. 1.4488 0.05444 127 78 41 8
298 Hmm. Must be the one they call the "Piano Man". 1.4480 0.05501 125 77 40 8
299 Must be rounding up some cowboys for the OK chorale. 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
300 Well, if it isn’t the magnificent seventh... 1.4480 0.06269 125 84 26 15
301 I be dang. If it ain’t the legendary Rio Grand! 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
302 Looks like Butch Cassidy and the Steinway Kid are back. 1.4472 0.06021 123 80 31 12
303 This could only mean treble. 1.4472 0.05910 123 79 33 11
304 Damn, that’s the last time I use autocorrect. I texted for a pinto, not a piano 1.4463 0.06529 121 83 22 16
305 It costs a grand to leave your horse here 1.4460 0.05881 139 93 30 16
306 The stool got in. 1.4454 0.05810 119 75 35 9
307 Don't tell me he's inside playing the horse again. 1.4454 0.06719 119 83 19 17
308 Spread the word! Billy Joel is in town." 1.4454 0.05931 119 76 33 10
309 The First Piano Bar 1.4453 0.06157 128 86 27 15
310 What kind of degenerate leaves a baby while they go to the bar? 1.4452 0.05501 146 95 37 14
311 Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano. 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
312 Looks like Liberace Valance is in town 1.4444 0.06587 117 80 22 15
313 Well, ain't you grand! 1.4444 0.06243 117 77 28 12
314 This must be the piano bar Jeb was talkin' about. 1.4435 0.05760 124 79 35 10
315 I told Liberace this town wasn't big enough for both of us. 1.4435 0.05686 115 71 37 7
316 First they let in the piano players, next thing you know they’ll have a trivia night. 1.4417 0.06239 120 80 27 13
317 Looks like Joe finally changed his tune. 1.4417 0.05650 120 75 37 8
318 Would you look at that—only 3 legs. 1.4417 0.06126 120 79 29 12
319 He's here. The man who shot Liberace Vance. 1.4414 0.05862 145 99 28 18
320 Oh, this is just grand. 1.4407 0.06083 118 77 30 11
321 Horse and boogie 1.4407 0.06083 118 77 30 11
322 Dangit, it’s the Elton John Gang. 1.4407 0.06201 118 78 28 12
323 Well, howdy there, lil partner, Bach again? Where you been Haydn? 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
324 Not another piano bar. 1.4403 0.05556 134 86 37 11
325 I reckon, it’s another case of baby grand larceny. 1.4400 0.05836 125 81 33 11
326 This explains why I heard that guy yelling "shoot the piano player". 1.4400 0.06159 125 84 27 14
327 You're not allowed in there, you're A Minor. 1.4397 0.05901 141 96 28 17
328 I said “pitch it to tune,” not “hitch it to the saloon.” 1.4390 0.06233 123 83 26 14
329 When do the deer and the antelope play? 1.4386 0.06597 114 78 22 14
330 Must be one of those "gift horses" you're never suppose to question. 1.4385 0.05461 130 82 39 9
331 Damn New Yorkers. 1.4385 0.06178 130 89 25 16
332 I see Chopin's back in town. 1.4381 0.06619 105 70 24 11
333 Hank realized the rumors were true: the Steinways were in town. 1.4380 0.06086 121 80 29 12
334 There's a bench warrant out for your arrest. 1.4370 0.05802 119 76 34 9
335 Hey Woody! They stole your bench again. 1.4364 0.05852 110 69 34 7
336 I see Billy Joel's back in town. 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
337 Happy scales to you . . . 1.4348 0.05940 115 74 32 9
338 A cowboy, a lawyer and a piano player went into a bar. 1.4348 0.06314 115 77 26 12
339 Well "La Ti Do." 1.4344 0.05701 122 78 35 9
340 The sheriff finally caught up with the Rio Grand. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
341 Obviously it's not a piano bar anymore 1.4336 0.06013 113 73 31 9
342 No need to tie her up. It’s not going anywhere on just three legs 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
343 Someone left their keys in the parking lot 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
344 What is this place coming to? The next thing you know, they'll be letting in accordions! 1.4333 0.06003 120 79 30 11
345 If he's looking for treble, he's come to the right place. 1.4324 0.06478 111 75 24 12
346 I reckon this is that new piano bar. 1.4324 0.06220 111 73 28 10
347 Looks like treble just rode into town. 1.4324 0.05951 111 71 32 8
348 I keep telling him he could ride a lot easier with a guitar. 1.4324 0.05951 111 71 32 8
349 We're about to invent Country Western music. 1.4324 0.06351 111 74 26 11
350 Wow. I must have been drunker than I thought. 1.4322 0.05832 118 76 33 9
351 This isn't what I meant when I asked if you could play a few bars. 1.4312 0.06434 109 73 25 11
352 I guess there really is a new sheriff in town. 1.4312 0.06025 109 70 31 8
353 Looks like the Juilliard Kid's in town. 1.4312 0.06301 109 72 27 10
354 I see the Wolf Gang is back in Town Again. 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
355 This will cause A Major shootout. 1.4299 0.06244 107 70 28 9
356 Well I did tell him to compose himself before he goes in. 1.4298 0.05840 114 73 33 8
357 Well, that's grand. Just grand. 1.4298 0.06706 114 80 19 15
358 Well, we finally reached the Rio Grand. 1.4286 0.05794 119 77 33 9
359 I hope they don't shoot this guy too. 1.4286 0.06327 105 69 27 9
360 That guy must be a real player. 1.4286 0.05719 105 65 35 5
361 Another damn piano bar - this town is surely going to hell in a handbasket. 1.4274 0.05630 124 80 35 9
362 Well, well...it looks like Billy The Kid Joel is back in town! 1.4274 0.05862 117 76 32 9
363 Trouble awaited. Liberace was drinking again. 1.4274 0.06227 117 79 26 12
364 Could be treble, looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. 1.4273 0.06387 110 74 25 11
365 Just because it has three legs doesn’t mean it should take the handicapped space…. 1.4261 0.06543 115 80 21 14
366 Looks like Libre Rache is back in town. 1.4259 0.06472 108 73 24 11
367 Well, it looks like I’ve been played. 1.4259 0.06058 108 70 30 8
368 A cowboy and a piano player walk into a bar .... 1.4259 0.06605 108 74 22 12
369 I knew someday I'd run into that Chopin-playing son of a bitch again. 1.4250 0.06224 120 82 25 13
370 He'd better change his tune. 1.4248 0.05734 113 72 34 7
371 I guess there’s a show down at the OK Chorale 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
372 Damn piano player! Took my spot! 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
373 I hate piano bars. 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
374 Looks like Ol' Pete's gettin' challenged to a duet. 1.4245 0.06560 106 72 23 11
375 Looks like Elton John is back in town. 1.4245 0.05987 106 68 31 7
376 I hear the other guy rode a Steinway. 1.4245 0.06135 106 69 29 8
377 Well Trigger, I reckon the cultural wars have reached these here parts. 1.4240 0.05821 125 83 31 11
378 Uh-oh, the Liberace kid! 1.4237 0.05946 118 78 30 10
379 Whatever happened to Dueling Banjos night? 1.4234 0.05941 111 72 31 8
380 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world,she parks her piano in front of mine. 1.4234 0.06341 111 75 25 11
381 Looks like someone confused the corral with the chorale again. 1.4231 0.06509 104 70 24 10
382 Looks like the Steinway Boys are back rustlin' again. 1.4231 0.06216 104 68 28 8
383 I thought I told Gershwin this town ain’t big enough for the both of us. 1.4231 0.06651 104 71 22 11
384 Looks like Mitchell forgot to tie up his bench. 1.4231 0.06364 104 69 26 9
385 A few drinks in the bar, or a few bars then a drink? 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
386 Jerry Lee Lewis don’t need no horse! 1.4224 0.06380 116 80 23 13
387 Another Jane Campion film. 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
388 See what happens when you forget to lock up the little stool? 1.4220 0.06015 109 71 30 8
389 Uh oh, boys, looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
390 It could be a trap. Let’s just play along with it. 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
391 Whoa there, fella. Looks like Doc Adagio is back in town. Let’s take this real slow. 1.4216 0.06143 102 66 29 7
392 Well, well… Liberace… No doubt here to dazzle us to death. 1.4216 0.06143 102 66 29 7
393 Looks like this feller needs needs to tinkle. 1.4216 0.06600 102 69 23 10
394 That varmint stole the bench again. 1.4216 0.05983 102 65 31 6
395 Well ain't this grand? 1.4206 0.06645 107 74 21 12
396 "Wow, maybe Aaron Copland's here. 1.4206 0.06776 107 75 19 13
397 I'm an old cowhand, on the piano grand. 1.4206 0.06374 107 72 25 10
398 Darn,the Copeland Gang is back! 1.4206 0.06091 107 70 29 8
399 Ever since they took down the cowboys only sign, it’s been a mess. 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
400 Looks like Liberace is off the wagon. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
401 Looks like Butch Cassidy and the Steinway Kid are here." 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
402 I’ve got a bounty out on an upright with two keys missing. Seen him?” 1.4190 0.06169 105 69 28 8
403 Darn. Karaoke night again? 1.4190 0.06169 105 69 28 8
404 I guess the deer and the antelope are late again. 1.4190 0.06316 105 70 26 9
405 I thought "the old black and white" meant a pinto horse! 1.4190 0.06019 105 68 30 7
406 I thought this was a piano bar. 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
407 What's that three-legged varmint doin' here? 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
408 Once Upon a Tune in the West 1.4175 0.06097 103 67 29 7
409 The sheriff ain’t gonna like this! Looks like them rowdy Steinway Bros. are back in town. 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
410 I reckon this one's a player" 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
411 Wafting out of the saloon, Tom could hear the unmistakable sound of a drunken pianist attempting to play "Camptown Races" on a confused Appaloosa. 1.4167 0.06462 108 74 23 11
412 Pete just knew that the Steinway Kid was in town to settle a score. 1.4167 0.06326 108 73 25 10
413 Oh great, right in our spot Trigger. That's grand. 1.4159 0.05859 113 74 31 8
414 That better not be a dueling piano." 1.4158 0.06014 101 65 30 6
415 Well it looks like they shot him after all. 1.4158 0.06640 101 69 22 10
416 Oh, Oh, it looks like one of the Steinway boys is back in town. 1.4158 0.07073 101 72 16 13
417 So they draw the line between uprights and grands? 1.4158 0.06177 101 66 28 7
418 Well partner, looks like you're not the only piano playing horse in town. 1.4158 0.06177 101 66 28 7
419 This town ain’t big enough for Horowitz and me! 1.4158 0.06177 101 66 28 7
420 We meet at sunup for the shootout with the O.K. Chorale. 1.4158 0.06640 101 69 22 10
421 I reckon tonight’s duel will be a cappella. 1.4158 0.06932 101 71 18 12
422 Hmm, he left it parked with the keys in it. 1.4151 0.06685 106 74 20 12
423 Well that’s Grand. 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
424 Look who rolled into town. 1.4144 0.06067 111 74 28 9
425 Uh oh, this spells treble. 1.4141 0.06260 99 65 27 7
426 Not so grand now are you, Partner. 1.4141 0.06093 99 64 29 6
427 Lets get out of here bullseye, who ever is inside must have the quickest fingers in the west 1.4135 0.06352 104 70 25 9
428 You know a cowhand called Liberace? 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
429 The saloon owner narrowed his eyes and said, "what jerk parked their horse in the piano parking?" 1.4124 0.07142 97 69 16 12
430 City slickers. 1.4124 0.06346 97 64 26 7
431 Only three legs. Reckin he got it for a song. 1.4124 0.06991 97 68 18 11
432 A saloon shouldn't bother you after you've played a few bars. 1.4118 0.06130 102 67 28 7
433 No Trigger, it doesn't look well-tempered to me either. 1.4118 0.06588 102 70 22 10
434 The town didn’t want a piano bar. 1.4107 0.06024 112 75 28 9
435 Sure, it can play Chopin’s prelude in e minor…but can it neigh? 1.4105 0.06775 95 65 21 9
436 Nah, I'd say Van Cliburn's. Gould always brings his own chair. 1.4100 0.06371 100 67 25 8
437 I'm gonna need more Cowbell! 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
438 That critter’s sure got more’n his share of teeth! 1.4095 0.06447 105 72 23 10
439 It’s nine o’clock on a saddle day, and the regular crowd mosies in… 1.4086 0.07046 93 65 18 10
440 Well, well, it looks like that no good varmint Liberace is back in town. 1.4086 0.06348 93 61 26 6
441 Treble brewing. 1.4086 0.06706 93 63 22 8
442 [No caption. It says it all!] 1.4082 0.07082 98 70 16 12
443 Looks like treble is a-brewin'. 1.4082 0.05587 98 61 34 3
444 Let's mosey along, Ginger. I don't do piano bars. 1.4082 0.06460 98 66 24 8
445 It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
446 Okay, pardner, I know when I'm beat. My Colt 45's no match for a Steinway 88. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
447 He always did like making a grand entrance! 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
448 A new musical in the making: Western Side Story 1.4062 0.06718 96 66 21 9
449 Wow, so that Lone Ranger guy cannot even go into a bar without accompaniment. 1.4062 0.06879 96 67 19 10
450 Looks like Liberace took my spot again. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
451 I'm looking for the man who shot Liberachi Valance 1.4059 0.06163 101 67 27 7
452 Careful boys, Billy Joel is back in town. 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
453 When I told him 'I'd teach him a lesson', this is not what I was talking about! 1.4043 0.06648 94 64 22 8
454 I told Jake to get a palomino, not piano. 1.4043 0.06818 94 65 20 9
455 Looks like Slim's riding bare Bach! 1.4043 0.06818 94 65 20 9
456 Looks like The Liberace Kid is in town 1.4043 0.06818 94 65 20 9
457 Looks like that Liberace feller is back in town.... 1.4040 0.05906 99 64 30 5
458 So the Concerto Kid's back in town. 1.4040 0.05906 99 64 30 5
459 I reckon he ain't from around these parts. 1.4040 0.06245 99 66 26 7
460 This guy's gonna leave on a high note. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
461 I don't care how grand the piano is, you're in my spot, so move it. 1.4038 0.06339 104 71 24 9
462 Sorry, but they don't serve minors. 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
463 I can't figure out if this is a major or a minor offense! 1.4021 0.06661 97 67 21 9
464 I don't care if Mozart is in the Bar, that's my tie-up spot. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
465 Well ole Paint, looks like Steinway's got your spot. 1.4021 0.05611 97 61 33 3
466 Oh, good, Victor Borge's back in town. 1.4021 0.06331 97 65 25 7
467 Now that was sure an interesting trade. 1.4021 0.05799 97 62 31 4
468 Shoot!...The 'Piano Player'! 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
469 Hmph. This used to be the upright side of town. 1.4019 0.05767 107 70 31 6
470 I challenge you to a duet! 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
471 He's always bragging about his perfect hitch. 1.4000 0.05947 110 74 28 8
472 Hey hoss, looks like it’s time to face the music. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
473 It looks like the Liberace Kid is back in town. 1.4000 0.06923 95 67 18 10
474 There's gonna be fingers flying at the showdown. 1.4000 0.07392 95 70 12 13
475 Well tickle my ivories. 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
476 We’ll isn’t that just grand??!! 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
477 So this is where he goes during intermission. 1.4000 0.06061 95 62 28 5
478 I’ll give y’all a chance to regain your composer. 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
479 He finally remembered where he had left his piano. 1.4000 0.06592 95 65 22 8
480 Looks like Black Beauty got yer favorite spot at the hitching post again! 1.4000 0.06243 95 63 26 6
481 Where do you suppose the saddle goes? 1.4000 0.06079 90 58 28 4
482 I heard this outlaw's in real treble 1.4000 0.05873 95 61 30 4
483 Who left their keys? 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
484 Stay. I’ll Handel this. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
485 Why that there's there's Rio Grand ya been hearin' about. 1.3981 0.05875 108 72 29 7
486 Next I 'spose I'll have to check my guns at the door. 1.3981 0.06374 103 71 23 9
487 I prefer traveling light with just a harmonica. 1.3980 0.06444 98 67 23 8
488 Looks to me like a score's bout to be settled. 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
489 Damn! Somebody’ took my spot! 1.3978 0.06861 93 65 19 9
490 Dang. Billy Joel the Kid's back in town. 1.3978 0.07194 93 67 15 11
491 This bar doesn't serve minors. 1.3978 0.06330 93 62 25 6
492 So this is where Copeland wrote Rodeo! 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
493 I've heard the Wolf Gang are in town-or something like that..... 1.3978 0.06689 93 64 21 8
494 So a pianist walks into a bar.... 1.3978 0.06512 93 63 23 7
495 And f*** the piano you rode in on too! 1.3978 0.06142 93 61 27 5
496 A man, a horse and a piano walk into a bar.... 1.3960 0.06461 101 70 22 9
497 Well, dang! Liberace's back in town! 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
498 Now ain't this grand! 1.3958 0.06702 96 67 20 9
499 A piano outside, a piano inside, and a flyer advertising a duel, I’ve got a bad feeling about this. 1.3956 0.06420 91 61 24 6
500 This must belong to the Rhinestone Cowboy. 1.3956 0.06227 91 60 26 5
501 Damn! Where's my tip jar? 1.3956 0.06028 91 59 28 4
502 Looks like the Mozart gang is back. 1.3956 0.06967 91 64 18 9
503 I think I’ve found the piano thief. 1.3953 0.06250 86 56 26 4
504 Looks like this place is Uprights Only! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
505 Reckon it's a piano bar 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
506 This tune isn't big enough for the both of us. 1.3936 0.06091 94 62 27 5
507 It can tinkle all it wants to out here. 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
508 This can only mean one thing...Black Bartok's back in town. 1.3936 0.06801 94 66 19 9
509 Well I'll be darned. Looka the set o' teeth on that 3 legger. 1.3936 0.06631 94 65 21 8
510 I’m guessing Elton John just streamed ‘Brokeback Mountain’. 1.3936 0.06456 94 64 23 7
511 ..........and the piano you rode into town on! 1.3933 0.06707 89 61 21 7
512 Good. I finally found a piano bar. 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
513 Well, now ain't that grand! 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
514 Let’s hope nobody shoots the piano player. 1.3933 0.06110 89 58 27 4
515 So that's what they meant by piano bar 1.3933 0.07078 89 63 17 9
516 Better call the sheriff, Liberace Valance is back in town! 1.3933 0.06315 89 59 25 5
517 Good day to catch up on the Bartók. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
518 When I told him to leave a note, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
519 Well ain’t that grand. Taking up two spots and it’s only got three legs. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
520 Looks like the outlaws have changed their tune 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
521 That three-legged thing will never make it across the prarie. 1.3913 0.05977 92 60 28 4
522 Looks like the bench is already drinking. 1.3913 0.06174 92 61 26 5
523 Oh, oh, it looks like the Steinway gang is in town! 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
524 Well I'll be danged. The Ivory Kid, this far north? 1.3913 0.06550 92 63 22 7
525 Oh, so that's where I left it. 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
526 I see Elton is early for our poker game. 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
527 You can lead a piano to the saloon,but you can’t make it play 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
528 Well ain’t that grand. 1.3889 0.06057 90 59 27 4
529 If you don’t move, you’ll be singin’ a different tune. 1.3889 0.06647 90 62 21 7
530 Reckon this here's a case of grand larceny. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
531 Wait til Maxwell Silverhammer finds out Ebony and Ivory are back in town. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
532 Looks like we’ve reached the Rio Grande. 1.3889 0.07188 90 65 15 10
533 I recon it's just here to play a few bars. 1.3889 0.07012 90 64 17 9
534 Well,boy,looks like you and me are in for a mighty fine evenin’ of Rachmaninoff. 1.3889 0.06260 90 60 25 5
535 I had no idea Liberace was still drinking here 1.3889 0.06260 90 60 25 5
536 What’s the point? It can’t run away with only 3 legs. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
537 This is an upright town. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
538 Somebody left his keys outside the bar again 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
539 These are not the "keys to the city" I told you to bring. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
540 Billy ain't gonna get away with this. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday and the regular crowd's comin' in. 1.3882 0.06920 85 59 19 7
541 Looks like Billy "The Kid" Joel has come to town. 1.3878 0.05356 98 62 34 2
542 He had a colt following. 1.3871 0.06310 93 63 24 6
543 In an instant, Jake knew, Black Bach was back in town. 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
544 Taking up two spaces... now isn't that just grand?? 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
545 A piano bar! This one horse town is getting too uppity for me. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
546 In that moment he realized that no banjo could help him in the duel to come... 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
547 I heard there was a player in town. 1.3864 0.06349 88 59 24 5
548 Sounds terrible. Is someone playing a horse? 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
549 Now remember Duke, first sign of any trouble, you play Maple Leaf Rag. 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
550 Play it again Trigger 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
551 Well, I guess we know who got employee of the month again. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
552 I warned him to stay away from this town, but I guess I'll wait to see how this plays out. 1.3864 0.05699 88 56 30 2
553 Never hankered to own one of them...too high strung. 1.3861 0.06596 101 72 19 10
554 Dang, it’s karaoke night. 1.3861 0.05797 101 67 29 5
555 You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make him plink. 1.3855 0.06821 83 57 20 6
556 I said duel not duet. 1.3855 0.06141 83 54 26 3
557 I know that brand, and it ain't from around theses parts. 1.3855 0.06375 83 55 24 4
558 Guess he didn't have enough rope to hitch the bench. 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
559 Sheriff's not gonna like the sound of this. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
560 We don't want any treble. 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
561 This town is not big enough for another pianist 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
562 Gonna be a duel, I reckon? 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
563 Hmm,looks like Rachmaninoff needs a morning pick me up! 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
564 Looks like it's karaoke night 1.3846 0.06587 91 63 21 7
565 Ugh, these piano bars are everywhere these days! 1.3838 0.06533 99 70 20 9
566 Well, dang it, someone shot the piano player again. 1.3837 0.06854 86 60 19 7
567 Who parks like this? I thought Beethoven was deaf, not blind. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
568 Gershwin again? 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
569 That there piano belongs to Billy Joel the Kid. 1.3837 0.06651 86 59 21 6
570 Oh geez,first comes the piano bar. 1.3837 0.06226 86 57 25 4
571 No upright town's gonna abide this! 1.3837 0.06002 86 56 27 3
572 This looks like an upright establishment. 1.3830 0.06256 94 64 24 6
573 This town ain’t big enough for a duet. 1.3827 0.06228 81 53 25 3
574 Looks like old Horowitz is off the wagon again 1.3827 0.06932 81 56 19 6
575 Damnit Pederewski, you have one minute to waltz outa' town after taking my hitchin' spot agin'. 1.3820 0.06086 89 59 26 4
576 It's for the deer and antelope. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
577 The stakes’ll be pretty high tonight Pardner - we’ve got ourselves a real player. 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
578 Did that dang Lil’Nas bring that Elton fella along again? 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
579 The first sign of gentrification… 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
580 Looks like the Sondheim Kid is back in town. 1.3814 0.06786 97 70 17 10
581 Darn, must be BYOP night! 1.3814 0.06462 97 68 21 8
582 There's only so much of Oklahoma I can take 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
583 I’ll go in and get some water, hay, and a Fifth of Beethoven. 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
584 Another tenderfoot ain't heard of a harmonica. 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
585 Well shoot, ain't this grand? Since when did this place turn into another goldurned piano bar? 1.3810 0.06964 84 59 18 7
586 Do you believe this? It clearly states four-legged parking only. 1.3810 0.06084 84 55 26 3
587 I suppose next you’re going to tell me the singer is a little horse. 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
588 I see Steinway is in town. 1.3804 0.05955 92 61 27 4
589 I thought I told you to get out of tune. 1.3800 0.05993 100 68 26 6
590 I always told him that piano would take him places. 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
591 I see they made off with the bench. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
592 The headliner always gets the best parking spot 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
593 I guess it's OK if its tied up in the blue zone, ; poor critter only has three legs! 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
594 Guess someone is playing the horse today. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
595 Those darn pianists. Getting all liquored up AND taking two parking spots. 1.3793 0.06383 87 59 23 5
596 Come out and fight, Van Cliburn--I know you're in there! 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
597 Should be a grand time in the old town tonight! 1.3780 0.07079 82 58 17 7
598 Next thing you know they'll be admitting women. 1.3780 0.07690 82 61 11 10
599 I heard they had a 5th of Beethoven's here. 1.3780 0.06640 82 56 21 5
600 That horse must have cost a grand. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
601 That bastard can't even ride a horse 1.3780 0.07288 82 59 15 8
602 My guess someone is inside trying to tune a horse. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
603 All right, Horowitz. You won't get away this time. 1.3780 0.06863 82 57 19 6
604 The day Billy Joel rode into town 1.3778 0.06033 90 60 26 4
605 Looks like Billy Joel the Kid is in town. 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
606 You’re in the wrong town if you’re looking for a piano bar! 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
607 I feel like I'm being played. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
608 Looks like the Grand ol’ Opera is in town! 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
609 Who rode in on that baby? 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
610 Pete could always tell when Aaron Copland was in town. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
611 Well, I reckon I’ll take the keys. He won’t be in any condition to drive. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
612 Of all the gin joints in the world, 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
613 Never a piano that couldn't be rode and never a player that couldn't be throw'd. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
614 Is it the deer or the antelope who play? 1.3750 0.06528 88 61 21 6
615 Someone’s playing around. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
616 A piano? Now ain't that just grand. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
617 What will it be--a stein or a Steinway? 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
618 That's one flat horse. 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
619 Damn! How'd he get here before me? 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
620 Yet another bench rustling. This time in broad daylight. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
621 I hate traveling musicians. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
622 Looks like your someone rode in on a high note. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
623 What kind of a horse’s ass would tie up a piano to a bar? 1.3735 0.07214 83 60 15 8
624 Very funny, Elton. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
625 Seems they shot the piano player... 1.3721 0.06199 86 58 24 4
626 I say the hell with him and the piano he rode in on. 1.3718 0.06607 78 53 21 4
627 Don't know why in hell this town needs a darned piano bar. 1.3718 0.07093 78 55 17 6
628 So this is one of them piano bars 1.3718 0.07093 78 55 17 6
629 This town isn’t big enough for a grand piano. 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
630 You can lead a horse to a piano, but you can’t make him plink. 1.3708 0.07214 89 66 13 10
631 So, I see the piano bar has been moved outside due to Covid. 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
632 Woah, now. Easy. You’re pretty keyed up, little feller, ain’t ya? 1.3704 0.06677 81 56 20 5
633 When Billy-Joel The Kid came to town. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
634 This town hasn’t been the same since Beethoven moved in 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
635 Someone somewhere is playing a very confused horse 1.3704 0.07545 81 60 12 9
636 Still less confusing than alternate side parking 1.3704 0.06442 81 55 22 4
637 Dang! Stevie Wonder took the handicapped spot again. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
638 I thought they shot him. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
639 He cant carry a tune but he can tie one on 1.3690 0.07340 84 62 13 9
640 Better tell the sheriff the Liberace Kid is back. 1.3690 0.07142 84 61 15 8
641 I didn't realize that parking spots were so grand. 1.3690 0.06287 84 57 23 4
642 Hmm. It's pretty good crowd for a Saturday. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
643 Looks like the stool's got loose. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
644 I thought the law was “Don’t shoot the piano player?” 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
645 Looks like Elton's in town. 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
646 Billy the Kid meets Billy Joel 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
647 Well, I see Billy the Kid Joel is back in town. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
648 Don’t woo my horse with your Beethoven razzmatazz. 1.3684 0.06446 76 51 22 3
649 Don’t know why they tied it up. Not goin’ anywhere fast; only got three legs. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
650 Come out and face the music Bernstein! 1.3684 0.07456 76 55 14 7
651 All keyed up, I reckon. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
652 @#!% you and the piano you rode in on. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
653 Well I’ll be—looks like Chopin’s back in town 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
654 Well, I guess they did shoot the piano player 1.3678 0.06959 87 63 16 8
655 I thought I was the keynote speaker today. 1.3678 0.06959 87 63 16 8
656 Gentrification reaches Dodge City. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
657 When he gets back, I'm going to teach him a lesson. 1.3678 0.07148 87 64 14 9
658 Not a surprise. He bet the ranch last week. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
659 Big Ted was right! She does have three legs! 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
660 We've been played! 1.3671 0.07019 79 56 17 6
661 Well how about that! The joke about a pianist going into a bar really happened. 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
662 Someone made a grand entrance. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
663 Something don't sound right. 1.3671 0.06287 79 53 23 3
664 If some poor drunk in there's playing a pony, it’d certainly explain the noise! 1.3667 0.06787 90 65 17 8
665 I bet he'll play a different tune when he comes out. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
666 Now that’s a horse of a different timbre. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
667 Oh great, the last thing this town needs is another singing sharp shooter 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
668 Now you listen here: this tune ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
669 I knew it wouldn't fit through the door! 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
670 I reckon this is a piano bar. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
671 I always wanted to go to a piano bar. 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
672 Uh, oh! Copland's back in town! 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
673 Let's see; "A priest, a rabbi and a piano player walk into a....no. A saxophonist, a ..." 1.3647 0.06228 85 58 23 4
674 I just hope he isn't still traveling with that banjo player. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
675 Well Chester, ain't that just grand! 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
676 Nice to see the Rio Grand 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
677 Well, well. No-Bench Billy’s back in town. 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
678 Uh, oh. Looks like Billy the Joel is back in town. 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
679 Well, it saves on hay. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
680 It's the Kid alright. I'd know that piano anywhere. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
681 Ever since this place became a piano bar, parking has been a problem! 1.3636 0.07138 77 55 16 6
682 Well Trigger, looks like kid Rachmaninov is in town for a showdown. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
683 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world. 1.3626 0.05745 91 61 27 3
684 Wrong saloon, my audition is with Yo-Yo Ma. 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
685 My baby got hitched! 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
686 No wonder my teacher slurs her words! 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
687 Darn. I forgot tonight was talent night! 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
688 Yeah, but does he play well with others? 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
689 Having only three legs doesn’t mean it’s handicapped. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
690 The Steinway Kid was back in town. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
691 This must be one of those piano bars Ive heard about. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
692 Gol darn it, now every cowboy west of the Mississippi is going to have pianist envy. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
693 A piano in my parking spot. Well ain't that grand. 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
694 Uh oh, looks like it’s gonna be a concerto at the OK Corral. 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
695 Guess she had to leave it outside... 1.3600 0.06192 75 50 23 2
696 Only three legs? This ones off to the glue factory. 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
697 Something seems out of tune. 1.3600 0.07263 75 54 15 6
698 Billy Bob Joel get your butt out here and face the music. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
699 You enjoy the piano bar while I go inside. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
700 Sure it has all the bells and whistles, but you know the way home when I'm drunk. 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
701 Well, it looks like Beethoven the Kid is back in town. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
702 Somebody's confused - that's no Pinto! 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
703 Great piano bars of the Old West 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
704 Whoa, we’ve got an accompanist. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
705 A stop on the organ trail 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
706 ...86, 87, 88. Well, shoot, Daisy. I'm sorry I doubted you. 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
707 You mean I could have rode in on a Yamaha instead? 1.3562 0.06578 73 50 20 3
708 I said ship to the home address! Not the work address! 1.3562 0.06861 73 51 18 4
709 Is Elton back in town? 1.3562 0.06578 73 50 20 3
710 Dang! its going to be another "Saturdays alright for fighting" 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
711 That son of a gun’s got a lot o’ nerve hitchin’ a baby grand at the Upright Saloon. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
712 Dammit. It's Jazz Night. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
713 How Grand Junction Got its Name 1.3553 0.06128 76 51 23 2
714 Glad to see they're classing up the joint. 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
715 Well I'll be darned. It looks like the bitch is back. 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
716 Well that's a horse of a different color. 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
717 I was always taught "Piano on the left, horse on the right." 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
718 Should I leave a note? 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
719 Yup. Looks like Piano Man is in town. 1.3553 0.06128 76 51 23 2
720 After years of evading capture, Sheriff Buckley realized he finally caught up to The Piano Player. He now had only one job . . . 1.3553 0.06408 76 52 21 3
721 I reckon someone's in there trying to play a horse. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
722 Dang it! I thought it was western night. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
723 Well golly gosh. Can you beat that. Looks like Freddie Chopin is back in town. 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
724 Schubert at the O.K. Corral? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
725 Horowitz musta had a bad night at cards again. 1.3544 0.07436 79 59 12 8
726 Wonder where she is? She said to meet her at the piano bar ... 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
727 Play that funky music cowboy! 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
728 There ain't supposed to be piano bars in Wyoming. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
729 I reckon this tune ain’t big enough for the both of us. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
730 I guess I should tell them they've left their keys in the ignition. 1.3523 0.05836 88 60 25 3
731 Well, look who's Bach in the saddle again." 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
732 I reckon this must be Billy Joel’s night off. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
733 So this is where the deer and the antelope play? 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
734 Just as I suspected. Black Bartók is back in town. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
735 Well, I guess it's Prosecco Night again. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
736 Looks like the Steinway Brothers are back in town. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
737 Looks like he said showtune not showdown 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
738 I don't like it either, big fella, but Shorty says it's the fastest thing on three legs. 1.3514 0.06215 74 50 22 2
739 Uh oh!!! Looks like treble!! 1.3514 0.07559 74 55 12 7
740 Hey we don’t serve minors here 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
741 Can't even go on a cattle drive without your favorite saloon being gentrified. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
742 Well dagnabbit, somebody else rode a horse to the saloon? 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
743 I got a little horse while singing at this piano bar. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
744 Well shoot Trigger, looks like they shot the piano player after all. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
745 He knew there’d be treble in town, so he kept on riding. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
746 Someone rustled my piano -- again. 1.3506 0.06341 77 53 21 3
747 Never tell a piano player to leave his weapon outside. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
748 I think we might just sit here until we see how this plays out. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
749 On his trail for months Tex finally catches up with Lang Lang. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
750 C'mon out, Mozart, I know you're in there. 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
751 You can ride a horse to piano but you can't make him play 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
752 This must be the grand opening. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
753 Who rides into town on a piano? 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
754 And the Steinway he rode in on. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
755 I'll be the Naked Cowboy if Mr. Ed plays the piano. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
756 Dang blast it! This must be where the singing cowboys hang out. 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
757 Judging by those chords he's a minor. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
758 I wish Elton John would just buy a horse like the rest of us. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
759 This is really starting off on a wrong note. 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
760 This looks like a good place to wet my whistle. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
761 Open mic tonight 1.3478 0.06472 69 47 20 2
762 That Copland fella must be here again. 1.3478 0.07100 69 49 16 4
763 Liberace rides again. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
764 Darn, looks like the Bartok gang's back in town. 1.3472 0.07175 72 52 15 5
765 A one-trick piano if I ever saw one. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
766 Damn him — and the stool he rode in on! 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
767 Howdy. My name is Al Capello...I'm alookin for the trail called the Stein Way. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
768 Dang! I figured the Freecycle ad was for a player piano, not a grand piano. 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
769 Looks like that dang Liberace Kid is here. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
770 Doggone it! Roy Rodgers and Hammerstein! 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
771 Looks like The Steinway Kid is back in town. 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
772 Ain't no one worse than a bench thief 1.3472 0.06897 72 51 17 4
773 Guess this ain’t a piano bar after all 1.3472 0.06608 72 50 19 3
774 Baby: It's cold outside 1.3472 0.06305 72 49 21 2
775 Yer in for a rough ride when those Julliard boys finish their drinkin'. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
776 I'm gonna ride that damn baby right into Carnaygie Hall. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
777 Feels like the Wild West ain’t what it used to be. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
778 Oh my, Billy Joe is here. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
779 Four legs and big teeth. I reckon’ it’s alright then.” 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
780 Well, lookie there...if it isn't one of those grand Palaminos." 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
781 That space was meant for compacts. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
782 Seems they left their keys. 1.3467 0.06436 75 52 20 3
783 Damn, I guess they're going to shoot the Piano player? 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
784 This is a major problem. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
785 He always forgets his keys. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
786 Huh. A real one-horse town. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
787 Gentrification! 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
788 Only a fool would leave such a beauty with the keys in plain sight. 1.3452 0.07084 84 63 13 8
789 This town ain’t grand enough for the both of us. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
790 His mother was right about one thing, playing the piano did take him places, just not Carnegie Hall. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
791 Looks like someone's come to town to court the schoolmarm. 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
792 The gentrification begins... 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
793 Save a horse, ride a piano 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 17 3
794 Another dang piano rustler! 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
795 Somethin's not upright here! 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
796 C'mon out, Elton, I know you're in there! 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
797 Since when did they start lettin' in concert pianists?! 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
798 That got to me, hearing you play "Gunfight at the OK chorale. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
799 Damn those piano rustlers... that's Harold's for sure 1.3429 0.06398 70 48 20 2
800 Stop playing those A,B,C flat notes and you'll get inside. They won't serve minors at the bar." 1.3429 0.06066 70 47 22 1
801 Oh-oh . . . looks like Lili Von Shtupp is back in town . . . 1.3429 0.06714 70 49 18 3
802 Étude, Brutus? 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
803 Uh oh, Whisky Fingers is back in town and he’s packing his old .88… 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
804 I guess neither of you are grand enough for this joint 1.3429 0.06398 70 48 20 2
805 Well, so ol' Twinkle Fingers is back in town... 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
806 I don’t like your tone, partner! 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
807 I always enjoy a good Piano Bar! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
808 Well, can't imagine how they managed to tame one of those. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
809 Hey, I should have brought mine along too. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
810 Could be trouble...a serious player in town. 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
811 I'm not sure if this visit is going to end on a high note or a low note. 1.3425 0.06236 73 50 21 2
812 Honestly, how can anyone ride that? 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
813 I guess sing-along Cassidy is back in town 1.3425 0.06236 73 50 21 2
814 Thank G-d I don't have to carry that tune around in my head anymore. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
815 The Valkyries are drinking again… 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
816 Well Buck, now you know why I took up the harmonica. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
817 I wish Liberace would stop using the handicap parking spot! 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
818 Well, Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La-Ti-Da. Look who thinks they can tie up anywheres they please. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
819 Who does he think he is, a Steinway? 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
820 Shorty's wife must have the horse again. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
821 Looks like I'm on the Streets of La-Re-Do. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
822 He took his piano bench inside ? He's too good to sit on a barstool ? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
823 Only one hit, but the man has sure ridden it far. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
824 Well how in tarnation did he break a wild piano? 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
825 I hope he got a grand welcome. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
826 I knew that Karaoke Machine would ruin the “ole west” for good! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
827 Have you seen my keys? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
828 She's just a baby, but I've heard grand things about her! 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
829 I’m really not liking this “save a horse, ride a piano” trend that’s catching on ‘round town. 1.3415 0.07201 82 62 12 8
830 Damn, another one piano town. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
831 C'mon out, Fingers . . . I'm challengin' you to a duet! 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
832 Someone's took my spot again. Ain't that grand? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
833 Selective breeding has gone too far this time. 1.3387 0.07947 62 46 11 5
834 Will be Bach in a Minuet. 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
835 Looks like someone's making love to his tonic and gin again 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
836 Dang! How will I know who to shoot in there if I can't tell which one is the piano player? 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
837 Lookie here…I knew The Steinway Gang wouldn’t be too hard to find! 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
838 In 100 years from now you will be inside, and they'll call it a piano bar. 1.3382 0.06495 68 47 19 2
839 Roy Rogers and Liberace went into a bar. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
840 Three wooden legs and he still beat you! 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
841 You’ll need to walk upright to get inside. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
842 You're not from around here are ya? 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
843 That cowboy rides a different range... 1.3382 0.07730 68 51 11 6
844 Three legs won’t get you very far around here. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
845 Mom! 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
846 Who parked in the handicap space? 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
847 uugh . . .I hate it when he does this, but I guess it's the old Stein way. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
848 Somethin' tells me the Singing Cowboy is nigh! 1.3380 0.05999 71 48 22 1
849 Well, look who's Bach in the saddle. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
850 I hear trouble, minor 6ths is in town. 1.3380 0.06933 71 51 16 4
851 Ugh, it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
852 Sheriff’s gotta do something about these out-of-towners. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
853 Not gonna run too far on only three legs 1.3380 0.05999 71 48 22 1
854 Steinway is back in town. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
855 Looks like Wolfgang The Kid is in town 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
856 Some cowboy has a score to settle! 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
857 Well this puts a sour note on my midday victuals! 1.3378 0.05861 74 50 23 1
858 ''So they finally shot the piano player." 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
859 Just because its only got three legs don't mean it gets the handicapped parking. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
860 Looks like The Beethoven Kid is back in tune. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
861 Uh oh — looks like the Rachmaninoff gang is back in town. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
862 Reckon you don't see many piano bars round these parts. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
863 The scourge of gentrification, as Piano Bars push out old-time saloons. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
864 It's too upscale for me. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
865 I see Billy Joel has arrived. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
866 Dang it. Elton the Kid is back in town. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
867 Looks like someone made a grand entrance 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
868 I reckon we’re in for a heap ‘a treble. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
869 Looks like we have a visitor from the étude ranch. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
870 Well, well, look who's Bach in town. 1.3333 0.07226 57 40 15 2
871 Now that’s a horse of a different color-and then some. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
872 I reckon Mr Ed is singing again tonight. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
873 I can't believe he left his keys behind. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
874 Hmm....Guess that Guy rode into Town on a Song." 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
875 Dammit! A grand parked in a compact space. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
876 Howdy. Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
877 That's neither Steed nor Stallion, Paco. That's a Widowmaker from the Hall of Carnegie." 1.3333 0.08172 69 54 7 8
878 I reckon I need to shoot the piano player. 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
879 Well, well, well, isn't this grand? 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
880 Someone dropped theirs keys outside. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
881 It's good to see someone obeys the NO PIANOS sign. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
882 Ringo, who had never let anyone stop him, hesitates-thinking, this could be Liberace. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
883 Looks like this one-horse town finally got a piano bar! 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
884 How far can it git? Its only got three legs! 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
885 This is what happens when the arts and music are introduced into Rodeo school. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
886 Uh-Oh...looks like 'Wild Bill Joel' is in town again... 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
887 Say, that IS the black from the D-Flat Ranch. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
888 There's a lesson there, ol' Smoky: Measure your doors before you order from Amazon. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
889 This town just ain’t big enough for the 89 of us. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
890 Maybe that sign did say Organ Trail… 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
891 All the way from Abilene I've been thinkin' about a good stiff sonata. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
892 Missing a leg. But a great set of teeth. 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
893 I'm an old cow-hand, With a baby-grand. 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
894 Uh-Oh, Liberace's back in town. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
895 It looks like the boys from the twelve bar ranch are back in town. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
896 After years of practice, John finally decided to abandon his music. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
897 This town ain't big enough for me and Liberace. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
898 And that’s when he knew the band teacher hit rock bottom. 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
899 Looks like they’ve let another Baldwin on the movie set. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
900 Never thought I’d see a troubadour in these parts. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
901 Finally. I've been trailing that outlaw Rachmaninoff for days. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
902 Looks like Steinway's back in town. 1.3289 0.07348 76 58 11 7
903 Reckon it'll cause any trouble if I play a chorale but it's only Okay? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
904 She's only got three legs, but I'll bet she's worth a grand! 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
905 Play me a few bars. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
906 Play Dusty for me. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
907 A Minor inconvenience, no worries. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
908 Maybe I shouldn’t have complained about his harmonica playing. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
909 Looks like the rhinestone cowboy is here. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
910 Easy, big fella. That ain’t just another well-tempered clavier. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
911 Tex was gosh darnit puzzled until he realized someone must've shot the player and left behind this fine steed. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
912 some people arrive by horse and some by a high note 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
913 Looks like we may have just found the Juilliard Bandit. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
914 Darn fool left his keys again. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
915 Tut, tut. Rookie mistake - tying it up by its legs. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
916 The bartender said things were 'low-key', for now. 1.3284 0.06159 67 46 20 1
917 Looks like someone's trying to bring their grand ideas into our upright town. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
918 ...and the piano he rode in on 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
919 Damned idiot took my parking place. Again! 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
920 Must have gone inside to see a man about a horse. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
921 So he's moved on from rustling to grand theft. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
922 This may be the last damn straw -- curbside karaoke! 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
923 Sorry, boy, but they only accept well-tempered claviers. 1.3284 0.06516 67 47 18 2
924 Must be their grand opening 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
925 Well, I hope he's upright when he comes out 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
926 Somebody please fire this cartoon artist. 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
927 Apparently the ass who plays the piano is on a break. 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
928 I'll bet he has a small pianist. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
929 You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make him play Chopin 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
930 Waaal, ol' paint, guess they don't appreciate no Rachmaninoff hereabouts... 1.3284 0.07177 67 49 14 4
931 Did you go baroque again? 1.3281 0.06702 64 45 17 2
932 Darn, all these places are turning into piano bars. 1.3281 0.07733 64 48 11 5
933 Looks like treble. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
934 Well, it looks like Billy's back to playing the horses. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
935 Double parked, nothing but treble. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
936 I suppose he'll be playing a different tune. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
937 Never seen anybody ride one of those bare back before 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
938 Well Charlie, I guess we'll have no unchained melody today. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
939 Damn double-wides! 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
940 You best move on, Mister...you're sounding a bit too grand for this town. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
941 Played. Won. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
942 Dang fool left the keys in the ignition. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
943 I've got to stop eating that peyote 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
944 Frank must’ve gotten drunk and left his keys again. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
945 It was only a matter of time before the Lone Liberace strolled into town. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
946 Look's like Eighty Eight Keys is back in town. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
947 I suppose his spurs go jingle jangle jingle?! 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
948 It doesn't look upright to me. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
949 Looks like the Duke and Duke Ellington are hanging out again. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
950 It was brought in to play for the OK choral. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
951 I guess Ruby did bring her love to town 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
952 It looks like they both just got here. There's no stool behind either one" 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
953 How far could you get on three legs, anyway? 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
954 Now THATS a horse of a different color! 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
955 He’s the only singing cowboy fool enough to play the piano. 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
956 Every day my life gets weirder and weirder. 1.3239 0.05942 71 49 21 1
957 The piano man's drunk and is going to be playing his horse again tonight. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
958 Don't tell me he's playing the horses again. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
959 I know, I know, now he thinks it's him the people have been coming to see. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
960 Bösendorfer ... that's a mighty peculiar name for a cowpoke. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
961 So they wanted Borge but not his keyboard. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
962 Looks like that Liberace fellah stole our parking spot again! 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
963 It's a hitching post, not a piano bar. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
964 ...."guess it identifies as a horse" 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
965 Danged if that judge ain't on the bench again! 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
966 The beginnings of the piano bar. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
967 Well old paint,another piano barred. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
968 Dang it, Trusty, I thought Wednesday night was Chopin. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
969 Looks like I finally tracked down the Gershwin boys. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
970 Another one tangled up in blues. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
971 Ahh, I see the rhinestone cowboy must be back in town. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
972 I've never seen a three-legged horse before. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
973 Let's just hope he doesn't drink and gamble the bench away. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
974 Dammit I'm an octave late again 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
975 What's an instrument like you doing in a place like this? 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
976 Dang, guess the bench wandered off again. 1.3231 0.07938 65 50 9 6
977 So, I see Liberace’s back in town. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
978 I sure would like to meet that cowboy. 1.3231 0.07308 65 48 13 4
979 I'm afeared to go inside to see what kind a man rode that here! 1.3231 0.07630 65 49 11 5
980 You lost your Pianist in a card game. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
981 Didn't expect to find a piano bar in this town. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
982 I knew he wasn't an upright fella. 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
983 Don’t know how he made it this far with 3 legs, but that thing hanging between ‘em should be covered up. We got ladies around! 1.3226 0.07548 62 46 12 4
984 If Shootin' Chopin is in there, we're ridin' on! 1.3226 0.06812 62 44 16 2
985 Oh,no. Ballad the Kid is back in town. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
986 You were told not to play the William Tell Overture again! 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
987 Well, it looks like mine, but I'll have to check the brand. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
988 I wonder what he’s playing in there. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
989 In the Old West people tended to look down on piano’s that weren’t upright. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
990 Yippee! It’s a cappella night. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
991 There’s a new sheriff in town and I hear he plays favorites. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
992 It's bad enough that he rides that thing here, but then he has to BACK it in?!?!? 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
993 Elton always gets Rock Star Parking 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
994 The good, the bad and the piano player. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
995 It looks like the Keyboard Kid is back in town. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
996 We finally tracked down the guy who shot the piano player. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
997 That Liberace always gets the best parking spot!! 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
998 Yup, I always need a shot before I play the Shostakovich second piano concerto, too. 1.3194 0.06200 72 51 19 2
999 Aw, damn, Liberace's in town again. 1.3194 0.07616 72 56 9 7
1000 They say he rides tall in the bench and plays a mean sonata 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1001 Well played! 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1002 Must be one of them dueling piano bars I s'pose. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1003 This is somebody's first rodeo. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
1004 Last time she got loose she went on a prolonged solo. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1005 So, Liberace’s here. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1006 Well now, that's a right pretty filly. Shame she's only got three legs. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1007 Looks like he’s traveling solo. 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
1008 Gunfight at the O.K. Chorale? 1.3188 0.06017 69 48 20 1
1009 Looks like somebody's due for a tune-up. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1010 Hmph. Grand-standing! 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1011 Damn it, I told that Mozart fella to vamoose! 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1012 Looks like someone dropped their keys. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1013 Do you know the way to Santa Fe? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1014 Shucks, must a left his chandelier back at the ranch. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1015 Damn these piano barres. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1016 He never leaves his keys at home. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1017 Pianos go in the corral. 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
1018 Ok big fella, I’ll letcha play it, but no chopsticks! 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1019 We meet at high noon, whether you're sharp or flat. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
1020 Durn it, this must be that there Three-Legged Saloon. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1021 Guess it's time to face the music. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1022 Billy the Prodigy: you come out with your dazzling hands up! 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1023 Oh, boy. There’s gonna be treble. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1024 Looks like it's only going to be Karaoke tonight. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1025 Looks like Partita Pete's back in town 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1026 I can't find my key. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
1027 We don't take kindly to those notes around here. 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1028 Wish Elton would hurry up with those backstage passes! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
1029 No more runaway hits. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1030 Goodbye, old Piano; I’m leaving Cheyenne. 1.3182 0.05777 66 45 21 0
1031 Who in their right mind would tie up a horse with a saddle like that 1.3182 0.07832 66 51 9 6
1032 Must be Billy Joel's horse. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
1033 This town needs more parking. 1.3175 0.06330 63 44 18 1
1034 At long last, the bounty hunter had finally caught up to Liberace. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1035 This town ain't big enough for the tune of us. 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1036 A piano player walks into a bar. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1037 Dang, the Texas Kid's ditched old Upright and gone Grand. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
1038 Why can't he put his piano in the barn like a normal person? 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1039 Looks like Ludwig is back in town, still searching for the perfect fifth. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
1040 Hmm, I guess someone really did shoot the piano player. 1.3175 0.07781 63 48 10 5
1041 Looks like the Wolfgang is back in town. 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1042 Who left their keys here? 1.3175 0.07093 63 46 14 3
1043 I wish he told me which one needs the tune-up... 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1044 Looky there pardner. And I was bout to trade you in for a harmonica. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
1045 That bum Debussy beat us again. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
1046 Why can't he just play a guitar or a harmonica! 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1047 If grand pianos are allowed to park here, what’s next, tubas or God forbid trombones. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1048 Parking continues to be a problem in Piano,Texas. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1049 I’m so tired of karaoke night. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1050 Trouble! That scoundrel Billy Joel's back in town. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1051 Life's different since Diana Krall did her country album. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1052 Shoot, I wanted a honky-tonk bar, not a Rachmaninoff piano concerto bar. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1053 E Flat and G Flat walked into a bar, but were asked to leave because they're minors. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1054 The note says he’ll be Bach in 5 minutes. 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1055 His grand ending is the way he hits the last few bars. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1056 The fellow that owns that, ain't upright. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
1057 Piano bar prototype. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
1058 Looks like there's a real player in town. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1059 Once he sees me out here he’ll be changing his tune. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1060 Looks like Jeremiah is back from his semester at Oberlin. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1061 Don't worry, old pal! I'd never tie YOU by your legs. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1062 There he goes again, gambling away his tip jar. 1.3134 0.06093 67 47 19 1
1063 Damn that genie! I did not say I wanted a really big pianist. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
1064 WHOA! Looks like another fun night with the OK Chorale! 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1065 Damn Amazon left it at the door. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1066 Looks like the posse is staying low key 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
1067 Well, I’ll be! Liberace’s in town. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1068 Damnit, I told him this was a one-piano town. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
1069 He always takes my spot! 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1070 Horse breeding ain't his forte. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1071 Heh heh, looks like some greenhorn brought a horse to a piano duel! 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1072 Let's pull in here; I'm in the mood for a melody, and he'll have us feelin' alright..." 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1073 Someday, someone’s gonna say somethin’ like “ never leave your keys … .” 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1074 Oh yeah. Well I don't think you're so grand. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1075 Well,darn! It looks like the bench with the sheet music got away. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1076 I see Elton is in town again. Hope he remembers Saturday night is NOT alright for fighting. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1077 The drinks can wait. I have a few scores to settle first with this keyboard. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1078 Oh no, that Dude from Carnegie Hall is back in town! 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1079 Doggone it. It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday , I plum forgot he’d be here. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1080 Something tells me Mr. Liberace is off the wagon again. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1081 Huh! I could have ridden in on my piano, but it needs tuning. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1082 Hank told me Bosendorfer was his horse. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1083 What did you play to become a piano non grata? 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1084 Reckon I best get the sheriff. That post’s reserved for uprights only. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1085 I didn't know that Elton John was a cowboy 1.3125 0.07675 64 49 10 5
1086 It’s time for us to settle the score, big guy. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
1087 Careful, boy – those ivories look a little ticklish! 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1088 SO THAT EXPLAINS THE STRANGE TRACKS 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1089 I’d have gone with a Bösendorfer, but c’est la vie. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1090 After two days hard riding he came across the Rio Grande 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1091 No grand theft in this town. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1092 I’ve had it with that Ravel feller always takin up that there handicap space. 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
1093 Some idiot forgot to take their keys inside. 1.3115 0.06419 61 43 17 1
1094 Yup, Frank told me he'd have the keys out front. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1095 Ugh...it's a cappella Tuesday 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1096 Well, Lucky, looks like the piano man won't be singing us a song tonight after all. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
1097 Henceforth known as ….“Grand Junction” 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
1098 Rossini or no Rossini, the ad said only player pianos need apply 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1099 Well, well, well... looks like the Steinway Kid is back in town... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1100 How can it run with only three legs? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
1101 Well, well, well--if it ain’t Tucson Tesh. 1.3103 0.07463 58 43 12 3
1102 That idiot. I said 'get out of town,' not tune! 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1103 No, I hear you: Please don't shoot the piano player. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1104 Well, isn't this just grand. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1105 It's taking up two spaces, but at least it doesn't have flies. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1106 Yep. That looks like the one stolen from the Double Bar Ranch. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
1107 The Saloon was clearly not a piano bar. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1108 He’s sorry he traded in his horse for me- he’s inside drinking it off. 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
1109 I thought he was a player, but I’ll be darned if he hasn’t finally gotten hitched. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1110 Dadgum Elton John Gang must be back in town." 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1111 I must find the right key to solve this mystery. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1112 I didn't know it was THAT kind of duel. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1113 That's not exactly what I meant when I asked you to accompany me on my ride. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1114 That el Liberace...can't just play a harmonica like the rest of us. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1115 I'm a an old cowhand on a baby grand. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1116 I see that big shot Liberace is back from Vegas. And he took our parking spot. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1117 A piano stealing my parking spot really strikes the wrong chord. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1118 Looks like the new saloon singer is going a cappella. 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
1119 So he finally rode Bach into town. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1120 THAT's why I'm not hearing 'Do Not Forsake Me, My Darling' in the background. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
1121 Dang it Trigger, that yankee varmint Billy Joel dun took our parking spot-again 1.3088 0.07911 68 54 7 7
1122 Guess someone struck a wrong note. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1123 Only honkeytonk piannas allowed in here, fella. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1124 Guess there is nothing 'Grand' about this place, and I was so 'keyed up' to go inside too! 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1125 A concert pianist walks into a bar... 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1126 They’re gonna have a major problem if they’re serving minors. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1127 Lookee here. Shorty roped him the Bösendorfer. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1128 Something's off key here. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1129 Kid Billy Joel must be in town. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
1130 Who called this in? That’s not the Kid’s Palomino… 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1131 Be nice, boy. He only has three legs. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
1132 Dang, that Liberace city slicker took our parking space again. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1133 Uh-oh, looks like the Piano Kid's back in town. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
1134 I said go to the Salon not the Saloon! 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1135 Ah told him ah wasn’t playing around. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1136 Oh well, looks like this place is turning into a piano bar. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
1137 Let's try the next bar, the piano man is here. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1138 They're laughing now, but they need this guy. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1139 There's always some Liberace taking up two spots. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1140 Dang! Jelly Roll's back in town. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1141 When are these damned piano players gonna learn how to parallel park? 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
1142 Haydn out at the saloon? I reckon I'll bring him in. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1143 Whoa. Must be one of them darn well-tempered cavaliers. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1144 You tryin ta play me? 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1145 Ground floor, large tavern, parking for two. [automated translation of Italian property listing] 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1146 I've been kicked out of worse piano bars than this place 1.3065 0.05903 62 43 19 0
1147 Well someone here's about to make a grand exit. 1.3065 0.05903 62 43 19 0
1148 The piano player stole my horse… I don’t think a song’s been written about that one. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
1149 Well ain’t that just grand, taking up two parking spaces. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
1150 And in that instant Tex realized he would be facing the music that night.... 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1151 I thought we asked for an organ donation? 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1152 I prefer this to the dueling ones. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1153 Dang! My 45 ain't no match for his 88's. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1154 I thought I heard him ahead of me on the trail. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1155 You know Silver, I think those New Yorker cartoonists are running low on content. 1.3051 0.08110 59 46 8 5
1156 « This is absolutely my last 16-bar pub crawl… » 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1157 I know sidekicks are disfavored these days, but I'm still not sure that 'The Lone Ranger and Piano' is an improvement. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1158 Let's see him sing his way out of this one... 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
1159 I can name that saloon in four bars...... 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1160 That greenhorn forgot to close the keyboard cover.” 1.3051 0.06046 59 41 18 0
1161 I’m going to challenge Billy to a Rachmaninoff. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
1162 Look who's here - haven't seen him since the O.K. Chorale. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1163 Well, yippie kai yamaha... 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
1164 Darn, the two-handed tinkler is back! 1.3051 0.06046 59 41 18 0
1165 hmmm. didn't know you could tame those things. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
1166 This town just ain’t the same. 1.3051 0.06511 59 42 16 1
1167 What ever happened to a cowboy and his harmonica? 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
1168 Looks like Wurlitzer the Kid is in town. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1169 Were we gettin' together for a roundup or a rondo? 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1170 Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody.” 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1171 So I guess they did shoot the piano player." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton,FL 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
1172 I don’t want to ‘hum a few bars,’ I just want to get a drink at this one. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1173 Dang, does that Elton John feller really think nobody’s not gonna shoot the piano player” 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1174 I'll be darned. That post is meant for uprights. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1175 This town ain't grand enough for the two of us. 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
1176 That scofflaw, Kid Beethoven, knows that post is reserved for uprights. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
1177 Geez, another out of town yuppie trying to go local! 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
1178 I hate when the Maestro rolls into town. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1179 Sheriff Bailey finally realizes he's been tracking a piano. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1180 I guess they finally shot Curly Brahms 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1181 How do you get to Carnegie Hall Saloon? Practice, practice, practice! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1182 Damn, that’s my spot, screw him and the piano he rode in on. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1183 Dang! I gotta get inside.. Ole blind Joe must be in there playing a horse again! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1184 Looks like the grand 88 picked this honky tonk for a full rest. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1185 How hard would it be to install a no piano parking sign? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1186 Paint, somethin' tells me the "Baby Grand Kid" ain't too far away. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1187 So, there's a new 'a cappella' group in town. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1188 Looks like we’re fixin’ to have a piano duel at the OK Corral. 1.3030 0.06095 66 47 18 1
1189 Play to win your very own pony! 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1190 Sorry, I'm out of tunes. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
1191 I’ve always wanted to break a piano. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
1192 Well, look at that: A Yamahorse. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1193 I feel like I'm trapped in a Jane Campion movie. 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
1194 Well, Ol' Girl, I guess we're in a classic western! 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
1195 We know you’re in there Steinway. Come out with your hands up. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
1196 Now see here, that feller is just askin' for treble. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1197 Looks like Kid Steinway's back in town. I thought I told him last time to git outta addaggio 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1198 I can tell you’re Chopin at the bit to play it. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1199 There’s gonna be a duel tonight 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
1200 Shoot, I forgot the secret tune I have to play to get in this saloon. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
1201 Must be Aaron Copeland's piano. 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
1202 Dad Gum! When did this turn into a piano bar? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
1203 Well, I need a stein, and you're in my way. How about that? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1204 This prevents 'A piano walks into a bar' joke. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1205 That gives me an idea! Piano Bar wow I'll make a fortune. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1206 I reckon this is why it’s a one horse town. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1207 Damn! That's my parkin' space! 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1208 Yeah!?!...You and the Steinway you rode in on! 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1209 The sooner we get out of this one-grand-piano town, the better. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1210 Don't get yourself into a fuss Pegleg, that piano also has only three legs. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
1211 I see Aaron Copeland is back in town. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1212 When did Billy Joel get into town? 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1213 I guess they're serious about banning guns and other percussive instruments from the cantina. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1214 Yep,this must be El Paso because here's the Rio Grande. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1215 When you’re outta tune, you’re outta the saloon. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1216 This tune's not big enough for the both of us. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1217 Aw, hell. Miss Marian's back in town, and I haven't practiced. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1218 It only has three legs....... 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1219 Reckon it's time to accelerando this intermezzo. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1220 I'll bet the owner ain't wearing boots and a hat 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1221 Looks like Kid Chopin's back in town. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
1222 I'll wait till he takes the stage. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1223 He's drunk, better take his keys. 1.3000 0.06422 60 43 16 1
1224 Looks like that Aaron Copland fella's in town again. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1225 A cowboy walks into a gay saloon holding his pianist... 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
1226 You've got to be kidding. A saddle with a back rest?" 1.3000 0.07708 70 56 7 7
1227 Billy took my spot again. 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
1228 Hmmm. Looks like the Liberace Kid is back in town. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1229 Looks like we're on time for the singing cowboy auditions. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1230 Looks like Steinway's already here. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1231 With me on harmonica we could get some campfire gigs. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1232 That danged Billy Joel must be back. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1233 They forgot to tether the stool. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
1234 You'll change your tune when I'm through with you. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1235 Heck, my spot taken by one of those traveling pianos. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1236 Boy, they weren't kidding when they said this was a one-horse town! 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1237 That’s sure a classic ride. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1238 Uh-oh! The Steinways are in town! 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1239 The piano player is horsing around. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
1240 This is what we've rehearsed for, Banjo. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1241 Well now I really need a drink. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1242 Never thought I'd see the day when the cowboy way would give way to the Steinway. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1243 Honky-tonking again! You’re better than this. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
1244 Of course some shiny import parked in my spot. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
1245 Now, let's see...this must be the 'Tune Inn... 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1246 I guess this explains why there's a horse inside the saloon. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1247 It's the future of transportation. 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
1248 I told that bastard he’d never make it to Carnegie Hall. 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
1249 Key-Haw! 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1250 The piano At the Saloon with The revolver on the Cowboy 1.2982 0.06606 57 41 15 1
1251 Dang,another stool gone. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
1252 Well, old girl, it looks like Billy Joel is back in town. 1.2982 0.08289 57 45 7 5
1253 Did I say that it’s time for horseplay? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1254 Must be a Holstein. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1255 Well, well, Mr. Chopin. I believe I have finally tracked you down! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1256 Apparently it's not a piano bar. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
1257 This is either Tarantino or the Coen Brothers. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1258 This may not be as black and white as it appears. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1259 Them Steinway rustlers been at it agin'. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1260 Sorry Cowboy, this is the O.K. Choral Saloon. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1261 ...and the union will take me to court if I attempt to move it. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
1262 Zach knew it was time to pull up stakes. He'd fought drought, grizzlies, and that guy in Tucson that time. But nobody could fight gentrification. Too bad. Pianola Junction had had a good run. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
1263 Drinking Tan and Black,no doubt 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1264 That’s one f sharp looking horse. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
1265 What's a 3-legged critter doing here? 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1266 Yeah? What makes you so grand? 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1267 Damn cowboy honkytonks never get it right. There 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1268 Looks like Miss Kitty's upgrading the old upright" 1.2963 0.06272 54 38 16 0
1269 Time to settle the score. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1270 Typical. He always arrives on a false note when I fall a half step behind. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
1271 Ivory keys? You've gotta be kidding me. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
1272 Well Rusty, I said I was gonna stop in here for a little tinkle. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1273 I reckon it's time to get tuned up. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
1274 Where's my stool? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1275 Well, looks like we found that "I shot the sheriff" singin' bastard. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1276 Make it one more for my baby grand and one more for the road. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1277 I thought he was joshing when he said the music moved him. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1278 Fucking Absurdists. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
1279 I thought I shot Liberace Valance. 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
1280 Look Trigger! A piano bar. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1281 And here, I thought this place WAS a piano bar. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1282 That's my dang spot - I don't care of it only has three legs. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
1283 Pathetique! 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1284 Looks like them symphony boys are back again. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
1285 Ivory Pete! 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1286 Looks like Stein went thataway. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1287 Get one bad review and you have to play outside. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1288 Careful girl, he's a player. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
1289 I thought this was reserved for four legs? 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
1290 I thought Liberace was dead. 1.2941 0.06444 51 36 15 0
1291 All quiet on the Reo grand! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1292 Looks like the Chopin Kid has hit town. 1.2941 0.06444 51 36 15 0
1293 Keep trotting, Buttercup. I'm not ready to lose another wallet to the fastest fingers in the West 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1294 Looks like the Aaron Copland boys are back in town. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
1295 Troubles a brewing... Karaoke can’t be far behind. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1296 Yup, a sure sign of Billy "the kid" Joel and his gang. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1297 Didion, get out here! 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1298 You played it for her, now play it for me!" 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1299 Great set o' teeth! 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1300 He always was one to make a grand entrance. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1301 You ever see a saddle like that, Bucky? 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1302 This may not end well. Dueling outlaws meet dueling pianos! 1.2931 0.06511 58 42 15 1
1303 Dang it, this town ain't big enough for two concert pianists. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1304 Looks like we are in for some treble. 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1305 So this is where Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy are holed up !? 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1306 Head on home now, you're just a baby. 1.2931 0.06029 58 41 17 0
1307 The pianist is horsing around in the Saloon! 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1308 I figured the music would take him here. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
1309 Wanna try a duet? 1.2931 0.07781 58 45 9 4
1310 Ain't that just grand. No parking spots! 1.2931 0.07382 58 44 11 3
1311 Ole Paint, I sense treble. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1312 Better call the sheriff. Looks like there may be treble. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1313 Poor cowboy. Somebody stole his saddle. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1314 That's when Hank realized that he had stumbled upon the infamous Utah jazz. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1315 Wonder how they saddle that thing. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
1316 Two drink minimum and I'm outta Dodge. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1317 Guitars only. It’s folk song night. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
1318 Looks like Beethoven's in there again working on his Fifth! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1319 I guess this ain't no one-chord town. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
1320 Must be 9 o'clock on a Saturday. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1321 Well,dang. Now it’s a piano bar? 1.2917 0.07854 48 36 10 2
1322 Did someone call for a tune-up? 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1323 Eighty-eight keys and still can’t open the door. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1324 I see Morricone is at it again. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1325 Next thing you know, they'll be letting in women 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1326 So that’s how he’s gonna play it. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1327 So, he finally sold that double bass 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1328 Look out for trouble. Them symphony boys are back in town. 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1329 This isn’t the kind of town where you can leave your keys lying around 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1330 Well ol' hoss, I reckon it's time to face the music 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1331 How did they get here first on three legs? 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1332 Times must be tough at Julliard. 1.2909 0.07642 55 42 10 3
1333 This better not be a musical. 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1334 Oh no. Joel the Kid is in town." 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1335 Let me guess, stallion, you’re hoping for Unchained Melody? 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1336 Well I finally found him, Billy must be in there making love to his tonic and gin. 1.2909 0.08071 55 43 8 4
1337 Well Nellie, it appears someone parked his keyster in our spot! 1.2909 0.07188 55 41 12 2
1338 Well, nice teeth certainly, and glossy, but who would want it with only three legs? 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
1339 It's good to be back in Key West. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1340 Look's like Buffalo Bill Coda is back in town. 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1341 That ride musta hurt 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1342 NOW THAT'S A NEW ONE FOR ME, A RIO GRAND 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1343 The piyannie bar said it’s für you, Elisie. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1344 Dad gummit, Liberace, we don't like your kind 'round here! 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1345 Dang it, that’s my spot. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
1346 Welp, there’s a cowboy that ain’t just whistling Dixie. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1347 So that's where my keys are. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1348 If the piano’s out here, someone must be horse-playing in there… 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1349 He just left town heading west on his stool. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1350 I thought I told that varmint Chopin to get outta town 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1351 Well, if it ain’t the old black and white I lost playing poker back in Abilene. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
1352 Well, old paint, I think we just found our piano rustlers. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1353 But where does the saddle go? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
1354 I couldn't have been more clear; I told them to tie one around the leg of the piano and the other around the leg of the bench 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
1355 Its more than a one horse town!! 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
1356 So we meet again, Liberace. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1357 The new models are always so flashy. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1358 So this is what they meant by a Grand entrance! 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1359 Someone call the sheriff. Rachmaninoff is back in town. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1360 Such as shame to see a baby hitched like that. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1361 OK, I see, you come to a gunfight with a piano. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1362 So I did forget my keys here last night. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1363 Something's out of tune here. 1.2885 0.06913 52 38 13 1
1364 Looks like Van Cliburn’s back in town. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1365 That's going to get dusty without a cover. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1366 Looks like both Billy Joel and Billy the Kid are already here. 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
1367 Let's hurry and arrest him before the rest of his band shows up. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
1368 I must be at a piano bar. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1369 A piano? What's next, Lily Von Shtupp??? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1370 Art Chester Chester and Billy Joel went in to see Miss Kittay. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1371 What do you expect when Chopin walks into a bar. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1372 Looks like the Lone Ranger is in town, along with his faithful sidekick, Tchaikovsky. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1373 Obviously doesn’t know how to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1374 Dang it Pickly Pete, Ma ain't gonna let me skip practice no how. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1375 Wyatt reckoned the Steinway brand wasn't from around these parts. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1376 Wow -- I didn't know Liberace was back in town! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1377 Now what kind of cowpoke would name their horse Steinway? 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1378 Liberace! 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1379 Looks like someone left their keys outside. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1380 Well if it ain't the Reno Gang and that one member's nephew who got into Julliard. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
1381 Who forgot their keys? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1382 Another prop guy bites the dust. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
1383 I guess we all rode in here on something. 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
1384 ‘A piano bar—it’s their forte. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
1385 Looks like the Steinway boys are back in town. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1386 He'll be riding out on one hell of a song, I know that much. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1387 Rachmanikoff is back in town. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1388 Seeing the old black & white tied up to the hitching post, the cowboy knew that he would once again face off with his old nemesis, Sergey "Rocky" Rachmaninov 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1389 I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1390 Gonna be treble. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1391 What a minor inconvenience. 1.2857 0.06091 56 40 16 0
1392 I'm going to shoot the piano player if he plays Crocodile Rock one more time. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1393 Well, Thunder, looks like it’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1394 Bösendorfer! That varmint knows full well this is a Steinway town. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1395 Looks like the Wolf Gang is in town. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
1396 I know you're in there, Rocky Raccoon! 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1397 Well, they do always say that music can take you places. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1398 It looks like we're in for some horse play! 1.2857 0.06091 56 40 16 0
1399 I guess the Sunday parking rules are in effect. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
1400 Better keep our distance, Daisy. She looks mighty keyed up. 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
1401 Well if Billy Joel ain’t in town tonight. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1402 This piano bar idea needs a little tweaking. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1403 I"m so sick of those ballet lessons. Maybe I'll give this a try. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1404 So that's why they call this The Grand Saloon. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1405 Look who just rolled into town 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1406 This parking spot’s not big enough for the both of us. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1407 Looks like it's the end of the trail for Hopalong Steinway. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
1408 Huh, a bare back piano, how odd. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1409 That oughta stop the porch pirates. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1410 Looks like Steinway boys are back in town. 1.2857 0.07942 56 44 8 4
1411 The piano player did know it was a one-horse town. 1.2857 0.06603 56 41 14 1
1412 It looks like Copeland is back in town. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1413 How far could it get with just three legs anyway. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1414 Well, Steinway - looks like the Discord Kid’s back in town. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1415 A musician’s life before the invention of electronic keyboards. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1416 Dangnabbit, the Bechstein Gang's back. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
1417 Hmm,leg cobbled,must be Honky Tonk 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
1418 The piano man’s warming up. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1419 You've had enough, I'm taking away your keys 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1420 This town ain't grand enough for both of us. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1421 The Cowboy's Lament" gonna be up next 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1422 I’d have it moved, but then you gotta re-tune the dang thing. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1423 They said he was grand but not upright enough. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1424 Remind me, is it a minor key when making a dramatic entry? 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1425 Which is faster? Learning to play on the piano or the horse? 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
1426 Which of the objects in this picture does not belong? 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
1427 Your piano rustling days are over Liberace,now unholster your candelabras and step outside - and please stop it with that infectious smile. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1428 I’ve heard of these piano bars. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1429 You can lead a piano to liquor, but you can't make it drink. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1430 That spot’s reserved for a pinto. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
1431 So, who striding the Stineway? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
1432 Well, ain't that lucky? We're here on Billy Joel night. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1433 Is someone in there don't know the low Chopsticks part, there's gonna be trouble. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1434 That piano hasn't been tacked yet. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1435 Why that looks like Old Man Peyton's stolen piano! I'd recognize that damper pedal anywhere! 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1436 I hate it when they take up two spaces. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1437 When the piano teacher said he had gotten a little hoarse... he wasn't kidding. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1438 It is scary what they did to Jim in Juilliard. 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
1439 Guess this is a one piano town. 1.2830 0.06247 53 38 15 0
1440 By the time of his American visit, Franz Lizst’s day drinking had become problematic. 1.2830 0.08249 53 42 7 4
1441 The lead from "Paint Your Wagon" must be here. 1.2830 0.07317 53 40 11 2
1442 Gentrification’s takin’ over the town. 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1443 Looks like they forgot to tip the piano mover... 1.2830 0.06803 53 39 13 1
1444 Guess the piano player don’t want to get shot. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1445 I ain’t seen a palomino like that before. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1446 Every damn day they’re dueling. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
1447 Looks like this guy is actually at home on the range. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1448 Well this starts to explain the horse in my bathtub. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1449 Looks like you found a home on the range 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
1450 What's a fine-lookin' percussion instrument like you doin' in a place like this? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1451 I recognize that tune. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1452 This town's not big enough for two piano teachers. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1453 He just came in from the O.K. Chorale 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1454 I vant to be alone! 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1455 Is that idiot in there playin' his horse again? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1456 Well darn,looks like she’s got A flat. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1457 Dang. I forgot to bring in a stool sample. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
1458 If we don’t destroy it, there will be a philharmonic here by morning. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
1459 The unmistakable calling card of the Lone Lounge Singer. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1460 Hmm, I thought we told Jane Campion she wasn't welcome in these parts anymore. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
1461 It's the logo for the Giddy App. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1462 Hey, that's my parking place! 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1463 I wonder if it’s Manilow or Joel playing tonight? 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
1464 How cowboy karaoke got its start. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1465 There goes the country in western. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1466 It looks like Shorty traded the upright in. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1467 Dang, Old Paint. That piano player parked in the handicapped spot again. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1468 Don't worry girl, you'll never be replaced. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1469 Legend has it he rode in on a Steinway. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1470 Good, we got here just in time to arrest Horowitz the Kid. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1471 There's a new sheriff in town playing a new tune. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
1472 Wow, this block is getting gentrified real quick. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1473 Looks like Billy Joel’s in town. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
1474 My stars, what I wouldn’t give to ride a fine black beauty like her! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
1475 Well, looky here Daisy, another Ludwig von Idiot bringing in a grand when this is clearly an upright piano town. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
1476 Whose the brave soul that rides their piano bareback? 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
1477 Always time for another nocturne, I guess. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
1478 Humph ! Piano man taking up two spaces again? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
1479 You in there, I'm the Singing Cowboy who runs this town calling you out. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1480 Hey, they don't serve C-minors here ! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1481 We're in luck! Liberace has rolled into town. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1482 That's not a horse at all. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
1483 Ain't this a minor inconvenience? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1484 It’s about time we had some culture in this town 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
1485 Ain't no room in this town for dueling pianos! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
1486 We'll have to play this one by ear. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1487 See what happens when your too high strung? 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
1488 Dang! Where does the saddle go? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1489 Well that's strange; it looks like that thing doesn't even play itself 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1490 Whoa, that’s not right! Who’s ever heard of a horse with no mane? 1.2778 0.08532 54 44 5 5
1491 You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him plink. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1492 Bach in Town? 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1493 Looks like trouble’s coming- the marshal’s all keyed up again. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1494 Dagnabit, Sam tethering the Grand in the Upright space again. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1495 Mechanical bull out; piano bar in. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1496 I should be inside but I’m all keyed up 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1497 You can lead a horse to a piano bar, but.... 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1498 Man, I hate it when someone takes up two spaces. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1499 Go on now, Thunder -- play us a tune. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1500 No, this is the Caption Contest. Head back to Shouts & Murmurs, turn left, and Goings On About Town should be straight ahead. 1.2778 0.08112 54 43 7 4
1501 Screw him and the piano he rode in on! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1502 I can see Ol' Joe started servin' Sissy Drinks. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1503 Instead of playing a few bars,the music’s all tied up. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1504 I knew it! Steinway's back in town! 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1505 'Round these parts, it's my way or the Steinway. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1506 Three legs and four hands at the most don’t seem much use to nobody. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1507 Gosh darn it! Another piano bar conversion. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1508 Well the Baldwin boys are back, Rusty. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1509 I reckon Billy Joel the Kid's in town. 1.2778 0.07669 54 42 9 3
1510 I’ll be danged. Looks like that son-of-a-gun Beethoven is back in town. 1.2778 0.06696 54 40 13 1
1511 You, of all instruments, should know better. You can’t get in without a mask. 1.2778 0.07199 54 41 11 2
1512 Well I'll be .. the music man's in town. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1513 All right, I'm coming out to face the music. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1514 Dang it! Looks like the bench thief is back in town! 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1515 I thought Miss Kitty was expecting a grandbaby. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1516 This town isn't big enough for a piano bar. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1517 They weren’t kidding last night when they told bob that was his last song. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1518 Better notify the sheriff. Looks like dueling pianos at sunset. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1519 I see Fingers Malone got here! 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
1520 Tonight's entertainment at the Saloon should be grand. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
1521 Sorry if you're waiting for the upright, he never comes outside. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1522 Is that your emotional support piano? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1523 Dang! Looks like Bill won the grand. 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1524 I hear he’s a player. 1.2759 0.05920 58 42 16 0
1525 So,Bach is back for a bock. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1526 Last week it was a tuba. Tough to get a good parking spot in this town. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1527 He must be looking for the salon. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
1528 Whoa!! Ludwig’s on his ninth and he can’t hear you, Baby! 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
1529 That infamous day Liberace came into town. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1530 Some how I never manage to park here… 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1531 Oh no! They booked Liberace again. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1532 Guess there's a new musician in town. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1533 You were right Liberace was a cowboy after all! 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1534 I’m afraid this place isn’t upright. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1535 Someone’s looking for treble. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1536 Well, you're never gonna learn yer scales standin' over there, Rosie. 1.2745 0.08891 51 42 4 5
1537 A piano rolled into town one day, and tied up at the tavern. The pianist went in to settle a score. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1538 What in tarnation?! What crazy old coot done tied up their horse to the grand piano hitching rail? 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1539 Doesn't he know that's an UPRIGHT piano spot? The nerve. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1540 Damn gentrification. There goes the neighborhood. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1541 That was a grand entry. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1542 Awkward 1.2745 0.08891 51 42 4 5
1543 Oh crap, they have migrated here too! Let winter sort them out Hottish, then we'll sort the rest in the spring. 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
1544 As the sheriff mumbled to himself,"Liberace..." , He knew trouble was coming . 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1545 We’ll that’s a hell of a note! 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1546 That's one way to avoid losing your keys. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1547 No horse playing the piano 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1548 You played it for that other horse over there, you can play it for me. Play it again Sam. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1549 What's a piano like you doing in a place like this? 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1550 I C Major problems if you Don’t move… 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1551 Guess I'll have to take my lounge act somewhere else. 1.2745 0.07960 51 40 8 3
1552 This piano bar doesn't take your kind. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1553 Maybe you're too highly strung. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1554 Oh great, the last thing this town needs is another F-Sharp Shooter. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1555 They did say it was a piano bar. 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
1556 Where are the keys to this thing?!!! 1.2745 0.06311 51 37 14 0
1557 It doesn't pay much, but somebody has to dramatically stop playing when the protagonist walks in. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1558 And that’s how the Elton John Wayne Saloon came to be… 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1559 Well Pianoman, there ain't enough room in this town for the both of us. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
1560 Yee doggies, Count Basie's in town again? 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
1561 Looks like somebody needs to be taught a lesson. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1562 You’d best just Mozart on outta town now, Big Fella. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
1563 This looks like a classy place to get a mug and a plate of beans 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1564 He rode in on a Yamaha, rides out on a Bösendorfer. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1565 The owner of this is no upright guy. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1566 I finally found a piano bar I like! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1567 “Clair de Saloon” 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1568 This here's the prelude to somethin' big. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1569 Few Townspeople knew that the Saloon was a gay bar 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1570 He does this in the middle of every solo. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1571 I thought I ordered a stagecoach, not a stagehand 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1572 That won't play in this town. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1573 This neighborhood is changing, and I don't like it. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1574 When crossbreeding goes terribly wrong unless you're into listening to classical music on the range. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1575 Well played, Tex. Well played. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1576 Not only that, but the other guy is riding backward and without stirrups. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
1577 At least he didn't back in. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1578 Looks like Slim dropped his keys outside again... 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1579 The sheriff had finally tracked down Liberace the Kid. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1580 I am sensing that the people inside aren't going to be so upright. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1581 I shot the piano player! 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1582 What you lookin' at cowboy? You never seen Beethoven get a drink? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1583 I get three-legged pianos. But I don't get three-legged horses. 1.2727 0.07648 66 54 6 6
1584 This isn't the kind of dueling I had in mind. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1585 It was always a real ragtime performance to get Jim to leave the saloon. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1586 Guess they don't serve minors. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1587 Damn urban elites! 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1588 Must be Liberace the Kid 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1589 I ordered a piana not a piano! 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1590 Dang it! another night of Standards... 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1591 Looks like Liberace Valance took our parking spot,again. 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
1592 I hate when these sport utility pianos take up two spaces. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
1593 The outlaw is Bach. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1594 Oh Good! It's Chopsticks and eggroll night. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1595 So much for unchained melody! 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
1596 I wonder where will this „no music inside saloons” policy lead to. What’s next - no smoking ? 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
1597 Well, it looks like I'm the designated pianist. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1598 It's that dad-gum fancy-pants East coast piano player takin' up half the hitchin' post! 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
1599 Guess I'll stop to take a tinkle. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1600 He must have rode in at high C 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1601 Damn, those guys from Washington Square Park beat me here again! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1602 I wish we had never started calling Billy Joel Piano Man. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
1603 Where is she? 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1604 I long for the days when men were men, women were women, and I didn’t get pushed off the guest list by John Legend. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
1605 I thought he said he had a Pinto. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1606 Who's making a grand stand at the Saloon? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1607 Time to shoot the damn piano player. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1608 No duets. It's not big enough for both of us. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1609 Elton John drinks his way across Texas. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
1610 Oh no, they tied up the keynote speaker 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
1611 Dagnabit,that scoundrel knows this is the woodwinds section! 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1612 Just when you thought we'd run Jerry Lee Lewis out of town... 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1613 Three legs? Must be a handicap space. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
1614 Must be a new player in town! 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1615 Damn, and I thought I got here early 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1616 Darn it, Gaga beat me here. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
1617 Hide the women and children. The Steinway Kid's in town. 1.2708 0.07133 48 36 11 1
1618 They said it was a one horse town so I had better move on. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1619 Damn, Harley! Next thing y’ know, it’ll be dressage hosses! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1620 Those damn traveling musicians have takin my hitching place again. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1621 So much for my grand entrance. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1622 You think you’re too grand for this bar? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1623 Well, partner, looks like Billy Joel has rolled in. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
1624 Whoa. I told 'em to tie that up out back! 1.2698 0.05637 63 46 17 0
1625 What seems to be the treble, Clef?" "No treble, it's all about the space. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1626 Uh oh—Billy Joel the Kid. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1627 Looks like they waltzed across Texas again.... 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1628 Subtle, but for the hundredth time we can't afford piano lessons! 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1629 Must be from the Rio Grand. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1630 He said not to worry but I don’t like the sound of this. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1631 Looks like its open mike night. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1632 I see Liberace is back in town 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1633 Hey, ain’t that Jake’s brand? That bushwhackin’ pano rustler’s gotta be in this here saloon. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1634 Don't shoot me! I'm only the piano. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1635 Is Beethoven here again? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1636 Ah reckon it's time fer a talk with the piana player about our parkin' spot, Trigger. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1637 Well, boy, we found the lounge singer, but I still can't figure out why he has a bounty on his head. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1638 Well, Old Paint, it's a sign the fight's about to begin so we'll just move along. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1639 Not another piano bar, guess it's back to the herd. 1.2692 0.08734 52 43 4 5
1640 Not another singing cowboy! 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1641 Well now ain't that just grand! 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
1642 Well now Boogie Woogie's back, I bet he's already 8 to the bar. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1643 Come out and fight me like a man, Elton John! 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1644 Looks like there's gonna be a duel. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1645 Looks like you're getting pretty keyed up out here. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1646 Typical! Them damn Yankee liberals taking up two spaces. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1647 What fool went and tied their horse to a piano rail? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1648 I gota meet the cowpoke that rode that thing in. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1649 Dadgummit, took my spot again - ain't that just grand! 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1650 Look who crescendoed into town. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
1651 Liberace's in town, better warn the Sheriff. 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1652 If you can ride it away it's yours! 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1653 Dang, I guess we won't be singin' "play us a song Mr. Piano man, play us a song tonight..." 1.2692 0.06791 52 39 12 1
1654 I told him not to come back to this tune. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1655 …and then the bartender says, “Why the long decrescendo? 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
1656 I hear there’s a new player in town. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
1657 I the old days, pianists had to get their drinks to-go. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1658 Dang, it's a baby grand pinto! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
1659 Whoa, yet another sign of encroaching gentrification. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1660 God dam, Yehudi Menuhin must be back on the beer. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1661 This must be the piano bar. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1662 Well, I'll be! A Steinway man in Bösendorfer country. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1663 The origin of the piano bar. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1664 He likes to play a few bars first. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1665 You can lead it to Carnegie Hall, but you can't make it plink. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1666 Who has the keys to this? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1667 If this ain't the 'dangest one piano town I've ever seen. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1668 Why tie it up? It ain't going nowhere 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1669 Looks like Billy (Joel) the Kid is in town again. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1670 Art Tatum or Fats Waller must have been here. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
1671 Uh-oh. Looks like the Steinway Gang's back in town. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1672 I think it all started with A Minor. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1673 I asked for directions to a piano bar,not a piano and a bar. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1674 Parking was so much easier before that danged conservatory started up. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
1675 I don't know what's got me so doggone mad the most--Steinway's parking in the handicapped horse zone or his infernal blabbering about German craftsmanship? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1676 Not good. Looks like that Chopin Gang is back in town. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1677 If I play this right,that rascal will come out singing. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1678 That pianer must be pretty high-spirited, ifin' they gots to double hitch that 'un. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1679 Last week the dish ran away with the spoon, so they’re not taking any chances. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
1680 Only three legs , but where’s his handicap sticker?! 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1681 Ain’t that grand. Taking up two hitching spots 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
1682 Parked just because it has big teeth and legs? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
1683 I reckon Beethoven The Kid is back in town. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1684 I reckon he took his bench in there to cause some dis-chord. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1685 Tell the Sheriff that Billy’s been drunk driving again. Yeah, I’m talking about Billy Joel. Should’ve said that already I guess. Either way, he’s a genuine danger who should’ve lost his license years ago. Great songwriter though. For the most part. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1686 I don’t care if it’s Billy the Kid or Billy Joel, you park within the lines. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1687 Hey, that's the Steinway brand! This thing's been rustled!" 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1688 Looks like Wayne left his keys here again last night. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1689 Interesting!…it must be one of those roaring monsters that scare our farm animals. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1690 You need a faster horse when a piano beats you to the last available parking space. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1691 Do you fancy piano practice? Yay or neigh? 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
1692 Steady Horowitz, Johnny One-Note must be back in town. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1693 Git along, lil’ bougie! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1694 I hate when this happens... 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1695 Looks like we’ve got another Peter Gunnslinger. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
1696 Looks like the Karaoke Kid is in town, Trigger. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
1697 Some nerve; someone took up two parking spaces! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
1698 I thought this was a honky-tonk bar. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1699 Damn. Another Jane Campion movie I don’t understand. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1700 That there's a misuse of our designated three-legged parkin' zone. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1701 Must be a stranger, I don't recognize that brand. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1702 ...and the velvet damask bench you rode in on, Franz! 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1703 So it’s not a one horse town. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1704 Dang. It looks like neither of you can carry a tune. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1705 Dang! I thought I told him that grands take up too much space! 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1706 It's not enough to be just a show pony anymore. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1707 Trust in God but tie up your piano. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1708 Looks like Billy “The Kid” Joel is in town. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1709 Who needs key's these days. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1710 You've been an ill-tempered clavier again?. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1711 I wonder what he feeds it... 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1712 Looks like Miss Kitty's got herself another hangover. 1.2653 0.08131 49 39 7 3
1713 BENE. ALLEGRO CON PIANISSIMO 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1714 Your player better be handicapped. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1715 I see Steinway’s here again. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1716 I can’t even carry a tune. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1717 There's that three legged piana. They don't allow them in the Saloon just them four footed uprights. "Fingers" Willy is in town. Best be ready to doasiado. 1.2653 0.07590 49 38 9 2
1718 When I saw Ol' Steinway tied up outside, I knew there was going to be treble. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1719 Where Doc goes, treble follows. 1.2653 0.06372 49 36 13 0
1720 I reckon "Camptown Races" won't be the song what gits interrupted when I walk in... 1.2653 0.06372 49 36 13 0
1721 Hmmm. A grand piano. This means big treble. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1722 Him there is the best darn shot in the OK Chorale 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1723 Well, well – looks like that ol' sidewinder Liberace's back in town. 1.2653 0.07008 49 37 11 1
1724 It’s a Steinway. You’re a horse. We’re screwed. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
1725 It may be Steinway, but it ain't my way. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
1726 Wonder if this cowboy knows Harpsicord is in town? 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1727 Things start gentrifying and it gets dang hard to find parking. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1728 Jeb pondered a clean get away with that piano tied to his ass. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1729 I didn’t know Billy Joel was in town. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1730 Looks like we're in for an OK Chorale. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1731 Does it serenade us too? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1732 [Sniff]. City people. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1733 my spurs only jingle jangle 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1734 Well I'll be -- another Baldwin on the set already? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1735 Hmmph! I can take a hint. 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1736 Looks like someone got played. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1737 It's the Ivory Kid. Let's see how he plays his hand. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1738 ...and the baby grand you rode in on! 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1739 Hey Slim! Don't forge the last time the stool went on a bender. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1740 A good opportunity for horse play 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1741 The rhinestone cowboys are ruining this town 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1742 Dang, I wanted just a bar, not a piano bar. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1743 Looks like it's a-cappella tonight. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
1744 I'm supposed to be duelin' Billy the Kid, not Billy Joel. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1745 So which pronoun do you prefer? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1746 Once COVID is finally over, I reckon we can move this back inside. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1747 Well, if they could find a decent player, maybe it would stop trying to run away. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1748 So you think you’re entitled? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1749 Whoa, it's a piano bar! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1750 Looks like they left keys in it. 1.2642 0.06114 53 39 14 0
1751 We’re supposed to meet at noon for a feud, not a fugue. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1752 Taking my spot. A classic move. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1753 The chair must be drunk as hell! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1754 Idiot! You don't tie the legs. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
1755 Elton John likes to pass through town this time of year. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1756 Dun-dun-dunnnnnn! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1757 I wonder what life would be like if I’d chosen a creative path 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
1758 Looks like someone forgot their keys in the lot. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
1759 Some fellers just need help makin' overtures to the gals!!! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1760 Who brought Elton John to the horse and pony show? 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
1761 I figger someone's gonna shoot the piano player! 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1762 I've had enough of this one-note town. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1763 Hey,somm body left his keys. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1764 Bechstein is back in town! 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
1765 Oh-oh. I see that Liszt is back in town. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1766 Darn, looks like Gershwin is here again 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1767 What the—What idiot uses a half knot to hitch their horse? I’d better suck his dick to teach him a lesson. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1768 Now I've got you, Billy the Joel. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
1769 There’s gonna be a hot time . . . In the old town . . . tonight 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1770 Best tell the posse we found that bank’s stolen grand. 1.2632 0.05884 57 42 15 0
1771 The piano's here. So where the heck's Billy? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1772 It’s time to call Black Bart out to face the music 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1773 I said I wanted to take five, not play "Take Five." 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
1774 I trust you not to play a-round with her while I’m inside. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1775 Looks like that cowboy is a real player! 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1776 Idiot! I wanted $1,000. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1777 Something ain’t right about the saddle on that mare. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1778 Well, Buck, it looks like someone is in there playing a horse. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1779 Well, I'll be darned, Hank now rides a Grand." 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
1780 I never get a good spot when Liberace's in town. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1781 Yep, Horowitz is quick, but I believe he'll find Piano-Man Jake is quicker. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1782 Looks like old Horowitz is back in town. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
1783 Looks like the piano has been drinking again 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1784 - Oh! mon maître! Si vous avez du cœur, je ferai un piano d'honneur à l'honneur de cette charmante mademoiselle? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
1785 Piano player got into treble. Just another Wild West night. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1786 When did this become a piano bar? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
1787 ''Where is the seat?" 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
1788 Looks like we are playing the COVID-19 Blues. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1789 Signs of the town’s gentrification were everywhere. 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
1790 Not what I expected when I googled piano bar..... 1.2609 0.07246 46 35 10 1
1791 Hmm, it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday and Billy Joel is in town. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1792 I see Billy Joel the Kid is back in town. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1793 Don’t worry, Bessie, I wouldn’t trade you for a song. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1794 Ok this must be a one horse town,I get it,I’ll leave 1.2600 0.08480 50 41 5 4
1795 Hold your horsies there neighbor, it ain’t 9 o’ clock on a Saturday yet! 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1796 Billy Joel better not be in there. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1797 This is an upright town. We don't take kindly to your grand design. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1798 Isn't this grand? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1799 It looks like the Grandsons of the Pioneers have arrived early. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1800 There ain't room for the two of us here in Montana! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1801 I hope Elton didn't fall off the wagon again. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1802 Dang Bang it, Dan. That piano done stole our forte! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1803 Now where in tarnation did that bench go? 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1804 I wonder if that nag can play a rag 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1805 He’s in there alright, laying into “April in Paris” on the upright. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1806 Dagnabbit, it’s Billy “The Kid” Joel. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1807 I've always said you can lead a piano to a saloon, but you can't make it play. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1808 Would you like to play a few tunes or get frisky with that filly over yonder? 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1809 I could tell he was only taking lessons because his parents wanted him to. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1810 I play allegrissimo so they don't trust me unless I'm tied. 1.2600 0.06266 50 37 13 0
1811 When Liberace Valance rode to town... 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1812 He never leaves home without it. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1813 What the…..this piano isn’t handicapped. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1814 If he would just quit the boozing, he could ride that beauty to Carnegie Hall. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1815 This must be the piano bar they were talking about! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1816 When Ed said he planned to play a few bars he wasn’t kidding! 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1817 I’m gonna win me a grand at poker tonight! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1818 Well yes, I have seen The Power of the Dog. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1819 It's just like I told him. 'Jake,' I says, 'a saloon needs an upright piano. A baby grand ain't never gonna fit through the door.' 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1820 I reckon I didn’t misread, “sing-off at the O.K. Corral.” 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1821 Ah! Beethoven is here for a haircut again! 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1822 Kidd Jarrett is back. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1823 Time to get out of this one-piano town. 1.2600 0.07456 50 39 9 2
1824 Wouldn’t you know it boy ; the audition is for a horsetune. 1.2600 0.07985 50 40 7 3
1825 Talk about gentrification raising the bar! Even the saloon's gone upscale in a grand way. 1.2600 0.06887 50 38 11 1
1826 Pedals!? Well, that'll never catch on. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1827 So the Lone Ranger is visiting? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1828 I'm tired of these ridiculous grand entrances. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1829 Don't expect any presto cooked oats ! 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1830 This town's taking gentrification too far 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1831 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday ... and the piano man must have some place that he'd rather be. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1832 He is new at this. But I heard he captivates everbody. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1833 Yep, that's my brand all right. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1834 This space is reserved for baby grands. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1835 I’m going to make a note of this! 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1836 Damned Comanches can ride anything!" 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
1837 Well, ain’t this just a classical conundrum, eh Feller? 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1838 I gotta meet the guy who rode in on this. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
1839 Oh boy, looks like there's a new pianist in town. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1840 What'd ya know, piano movers strike up a powerful thirst too… 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1841 Don't try it, Baldwin 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1842 I see some Mamma didn't let her baby grow up as a cowboy. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1843 I'll be damned. He finally tamed that pinto. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1844 I reckon Doc Steinway back in town. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
1845 Lookin' like Bösendorfer Bill's fixin' to play to the gallery. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1846 It looks like someone is guilty of grand larceny. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1847 Poor guy. Must have lost his key. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1848 I reckon a harmonica just ain't good enough for some folks. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1849 Well now, looks like the keynote speaker has already arrived! 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1850 Wow, a clear sign of gentrification. There goes the neighborhood... 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
1851 Looks like the Ragtime Kid's back in town. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1852 Just another one of those one piano towns. 1.2593 0.06020 54 40 14 0
1853 It looks like Liberace the Kid is back in town. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1854 That three-legged hoss sho has big teeth, don'cha think? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1855 It's easy to blow a grand in this place. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1856 I guess that explains all the whinnying I hear inside 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1857 Fella writes one hit tune 'n thinks he can ride it for the rest of his days. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1858 Looks like the sharps shooters are rolling through town. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1859 Darn it, looks like someone took down the sign that these spots are reserved for peg leg horses. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1860 A pianist walks into a bar… 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
1861 "Damn, forgot my partiture!" 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1862 He left his keys in it! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1863 Oh, great! Another western that's going to end with a Gunfight at the O.K. Chorale. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1864 OK Sam, Are you going to play it again, or are you just going to stand there? 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
1865 The Lone Ranger must be in town. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
1866 Well that’s just grand! I won’t be played by some three legged treble maker. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
1867 Duels have become way too performative for my liking. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
1868 Wow Billy Joel is here! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
1869 Well I guess we're in a horse opera, like it or not 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
1870 Dammit. Someone took my space again. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1871 Just like Shady Jim...brings a Grand to a Honky Tonk saloon! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1872 Whoa now. Looks like treble. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
1873 Cross-breeding has gotten a little out of hand, don't you think? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1874 I guess they really did curse the horse he rode in on. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
1875 Dangit, Silver, looks like one of those bring your own stool establishments." 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1876 Seems like a big effort to bring a playlist with you. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
1877 Now that's a fine way to park a Steinway. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
1878 You look like you’ve been played hard and put away wet. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
1879 Sheriff Carson had finally found the outlaws from the OK Chorale. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
1880 Weird, no stirrups." 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1881 Billy Joel invents the first piano bar in the American west 1.2558 0.06733 43 32 11 0
1882 Don't shoot the piano player," my ass 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1883 You just play the piano while I go in and have a drink. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1884 Looks like the Rhinestone Cowboy’s in town. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1885 Damn! I hate karaoke night. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1886 Must be trying out a few bars 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1887 Appears the Liberace Kid plans on staying for more than bump. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1888 Poor choice for shapeshifting if i ever saw one 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1889 PARKING IN E MINOR 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1890 This cowboy must be a player. 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
1891 So he couldn't bear to hear AS TME GOES BY one more time? 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1892 Somethin' tells me there's gonna be a whole lotta shakin' goin' on tonight. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1893 I’m going in there. I want to see how things play out. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1894 His other car is a horse. 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1895 Well I'll be damned. I ain't seen the Rio Grand since Laredo. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1896 I gotta get me one of them horse-pianos 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1897 Okay, chopsticks. But it has to be pianissimo, you just got new shoes 1.2553 0.08312 47 38 6 3
1898 Dueling changed forever when Rex brought along his piano. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1899 For parking in my spot, I'll challenge him to a duet at high noon. 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
1900 Someone is gonna get tuned up tonight! 1.2553 0.07112 47 36 10 1
1901 Well at least if the cowboy is in there drinking he left his keys outside 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
1902 Hmmm, Steinway. Haven't seen that brand around these parts before. 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
1903 What do you think, Ranger? Do you mind waiting at the piano bar? 1.2553 0.06429 47 35 12 0
1904 I'd better find the sheriff. Looks like treble ahead. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1905 Looks like ‘Doc’ Steinway is in town again. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1906 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1907 Twinkletoes McGurk must be here. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1908 He’d have to check the brand to be sure, but Clint was pretty sure he’d found his stolen Steinway. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1909 Poor thing only has three legs. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1910 I’m not saying it’s definitely my Steinway; I’m just saying it strikes a chord. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1911 I said, "Pony up", but not on that note. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1912 How can I shoot the piano player if I don't know which one he is? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1913 A Steinway! Must be one of those high falutin’ city slickers! 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
1914 Looks like I'm gonna have ta teach some folk our town is an upright sorta place. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1915 Looks like there's going to be a little horseplay around here. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1916 Makes me wonder what the feller that rides this looks like." 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1917 You might have perfect pitch, but you don’t have any fingers. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1918 Whoa, boy. Looks like someone’s fixin’ for an etude. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1919 There's gonna be treble 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1920 Guess they’re trying to keep the place low key… 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1921 I reckon the rider of that thing is REAL bowlegged. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1922 Guess they thought them ivories was gonna make a run for it. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1923 You won’t escape me this time, Billy the Joel! 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1924 Uh oh. Kid Allegro's back in town, lookin' for a playdown. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1925 Must belong to one of them new singing cowboys. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1926 I don't know, the hooves on this one look a little suspicious... 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1927 Contrary to popular belief, we're actually NOT all in the mood for a melody 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1928 Looks gentle enough 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1929 Looks like Hank's back from his year studying with Nadia Boulanger 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1930 Billy Joel Again 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1931 Looks like there’s gonna be trouble in River City again. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1932 No one can catch my melody! 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1933 That could not have been an easy trip. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1934 Oh no! I see the Steinway Kid's in town again 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1935 Recital at the OK corral 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1936 Well stranger, I'm here to tell you this tune ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
1937 Billy made a grand entrance. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1938 Never seen a saddle like that one over there 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1939 This town ain't big enough for the 89 of us. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1940 Darn it, The piano player double parked again, And took my space. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1941 I'm not in the mood for a melody 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1942 Looks like someone shot the piano player. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
1943 This doesn't sound right... 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1944 Two parking spaces? Lucky this is the Wild West, not the Upper West Side. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
1945 Liberace Valance took our parking space again, Ed. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1946 I see my old nemesis Liberace's back in town." 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1947 So that’s where the name came from. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1948 I should have known. I was told this was a one piano town. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1949 Holy cow! Somone's stolen the piano bench again! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1950 Oh great, he's probably trying to play his horse again 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1951 I'm here for the curbside pick-up. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1952 The piano guy must have arrived. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1953 Uh-oh. Let's get outta here before a recital breaks out. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1954 Sam asked to play it again just one too many times. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1955 I know playing jazz is a handicap,but he is supposed to display a sticker before he parks there. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1956 There's drinking bars and piano bars, but none of them behoove you. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1957 You won 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1958 The guy who rides that must play a few bars. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1959 If there's a getaway, the piano won't have a leg to stand on. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1960 Bach again 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
1961 Just keep movin' and avoid treble. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1962 You’re too Classical to play off into the sunset!" 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1963 Nice legs! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
1964 Well, I'll be daggumed. Two-paws Paderewski's here. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1965 I don’t think this was a good trade. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
1966 Liberace,this town's not big enough for the both of us submit 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
1967 This sound ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1968 You can lead a piano to a watering hole-but you can’t make it play 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1969 I recon we’ve hit Portland. 1.2542 0.07868 59 49 5 5
1970 I thought Tuesday was dueling piano night. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
1971 Like someone in this town was going to steal that damn thing? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1972 I guess he didn't leave on the piano he rolled in on. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
1973 Probably have to pour your own whiskey, too. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
1974 Looks like we got a new player in town. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1975 Piano Man's back in town. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
1976 Dang it. Looks like Kid Scherzo is back in town 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
1977 If you were an upright piano you could go in 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1978 I guess a saloon cannot be a piano bar. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1979 Well it looks like old fifty two keys has come home! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
1980 No, Sam. Don't even think about it. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
1981 We got beat here by a cantor. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
1982 Liberace is back in town. Kincaid won't like this. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1983 The Liberace Kid must have played into town 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1984 Dang it, Mom. No more lessons! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
1985 Tell Amadeus I will be back in an hour. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
1986 That explains all that talk about dueling he heard, huh Silver." 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
1987 This is the last place I'd expect to see Oscar Levant 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1988 Oh no, Liberace Vallance is back in town. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1989 Easier to get rid of the horse. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1990 Well, I'll be buffaloed! Iffn some hombre is in there playing a horse, I'm gonna eat the devil with his horns on! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
1991 I'll be, if it ain't that one-trick pianie of the Lone Arranger. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1992 Out of tune. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1993 So the Cassidy brothers are back in town, Hopalong and Singalong. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
1994 Clever. But wait till he sees what's parked in HIS spot. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
1995 Whose grand idea is this? 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
1996 So, the Piano Kid is in town 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1997 Great, another piano bar. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
1998 The Last Leg of the Billy the Kid Joel World Tour 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1999 Well shoot, ain't that just grand. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2000 I know it is the Wild West, but this is ridiculous! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2001 They call it a harmonious ambience for a reason; surplus of Billy Joel cowboys. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2002 Well shucks! I thought this was a piano bar. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2003 Great,Jack's early again 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
2004 A fine Stienway falls in with a Bad Companions. Hanging around cheap Honkie Tonks. Being played by God know Who. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2005 Well, Fiddler, it looks like we'll have a concert instead of a rodeo this year. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2006 Oh, man! There's no business like show business! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2007 Looks like Durango Brahms is back. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2008 Boys, I heard rumors the Wrong-Way Gang had made off with a grand… 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2009 Calm down Old Paint, it's just Black Beauty 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2010 I’m guessing Jerry Lee rode this Baby pretty hard before he tied her up. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2011 He knew it was trouble - Billy Joel The Kid was back in town. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2012 It's not a horse of a different color. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2013 They can’t have gone far, the keys are still in it… 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2014 Lookie there! A Colt .88! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2015 Well,we found Billy Joel 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2016 Lil Nas X but make it Quentin Tarantino 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2017 Well, if that ain't the Bösendorfer gang, my name ain't Jebediah Steinway." 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2018 I’m an ol’ Copland with a real grand. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2019 I was told this wasn't a piano bar 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2020 Dagnabit Liberace's done takin' my parking space again 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2021 Well, look who's come to make treble. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2022 So this is one of them new piano bars I've been hearin' about. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
2023 Looks like Kid Mozart's in town... 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
2024 Looks like Butch Liberace and the Candelabra Kid are in town. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
2025 Play it again for me. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2026 Well,I eat oats and the grand over there eats notes. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2027 So the gossip about Liberace and his Wild West Show were true! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2028 Okay,Sugar, you can open your eyes! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2029 Well, I’ll be darned. It’s Vladimir Horseowitz. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2030 Well, Dusty, seems like just another city slicker come to culturally appropriate our honky-tonk. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2031 Huh! Not sure why someone would leave a pretty girl like you out in the rain... 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2032 I knew music could "move" you but not... literally 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
2033 I thought it was a horse and pony show -- NOT a horse and piano show! 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2034 Dang it, there's Bill's horse. This scavenger hunt is off to a lousy start. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2035 That drunkard left the keys in it, too. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2036 I guess music really can transport you. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2037 I'm gonna give that upscale Cowboy a parking ticket. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2038 Damn! That horse has great legs. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2039 You know, Sugarfoot, with the right caption, this could be a New Yorker cartoon... 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
2040 Looks like Arpeggio Bill just rode in to town. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2041 Looks like new owners. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2042 Wow, unlocked, and they left the keys in it,too. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2043 So, Saturday night’s all right for fighting, I see. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
2044 Well, he said he would be Bach,but I didn’t believe him. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2045 Symphony's in town 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2046 Hmm, I thought they said it was a piano bar. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2047 Who's horse is in my spot?! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2048 I hear that once his arpeggio ran away from him 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
2049 I'd better shuffle in, I'm "John at the bar." 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2050 Looks like someone needs to get out of Dodge - prestissimo! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2051 Shucks,Elton or Billy ?? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2052 This is going to be ugly. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2053 Uh-oh, it looks like I showed up for the wrong kind of duel. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2054 Uh-oh, the composer's in town. Won't be too long before a significant mood change. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2055 Like I always say: "ya can take a piano to a bar, but ya can't make it drink!" 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2056 I guess we know who's employee of the month. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2057 I ought to key this guy's ride for taking my spot. 1.2500 0.08681 48 40 4 4
2058 I bet this guy has the fastest fingers in the West. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2059 He says it sounds a lot better than a harmonica. 1.2500 0.08154 48 39 6 3
2060 The sheriff waited. Something told him he would C A major development. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2061 So this must be a zebra! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2062 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday... 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2063 'hmm, well ain't that grand!' 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2064 The sheriff knew there would be trouble when the Liberace Kid was in town. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2065 I'll bet it took a lot of practice to break THAT little filly. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2066 Dang it, I hate parallel parking this time of day! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2067 Dang, I told Horowitz this thing belongs in the stable. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2068 Ain't that a Pinto? 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
2069 HEY BILLY JOEL, you in there? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2070 The old West was full of rawhide, crooked cattle rustlers, campfire stew, and an occasional Russian emigre fond of Tchaikovsky. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2071 Keys? I can’t carry keys. I’ll take the horse. No keys necessary. And rhythm is. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
2072 Oh, that son of a Bechstein 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2073 A good, strong chord. No more arpeggios for you. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2074 Tune Saloon 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
2075 That’s an illegal park if ever I’ve seen one. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2076 Sam played it again one too many times. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2077 But where does he sit? 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2078 All the townsfolk were amazed at Cletus's knack for horsetrading. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
2079 They thought my donkey was weird 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
2080 Taking up two spots, and nowhere else to park! 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2081 This is the best piano bar in town 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2082 So...somebody stole the bench? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
2083 Then what the hell is the pianist playing? 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2084 Riding the hobby horse! 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2085 I see ol' Horowitz is back in town. 1.2500 0.06983 48 37 10 1
2086 And to think I was the one who talked him out of the accordion. 1.2500 0.06316 48 36 12 0
2087 If I have to tell “Fast Fingers” Joel one more time that he’s in my space, he’ll be the last of the Joel’s. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2088 Look at the shape of those legs and those teeth: perfect! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2089 I hope he brought a designated keyboardist... 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2090 Looks like there's gonna be a show tune. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2091 The original Piano Bar was not an instant success. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2092 Damn, we don't need another piano bar! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2093 Looks like you done been tied to the hitching post. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2094 It looks like Heinrich is drinking again.” 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2095 Looks like someone stole his saddle bench! 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
2096 I'm fed up with hard-drinking, cowboy musicians who think they can do it all!! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2097 You have definitely lost a cord. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
2098 That won’t play well for a fast getaway! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2099 Outtake from "Blazing Saddles" 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2100 That must be one of them au-to-mo-biles I've been hearing about. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2101 Well Scout, looks like we rode all the way to 'Oklahoma!' 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
2102 Dude must have just gotten off the stage. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2103 I guess now he prefers to be called Joel the Kid. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2104 That bench needs to quit drinking. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
2105 Cliburn! Outside now! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2106 Looks like they'll be some horseplay goin' on inside. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2107 This tune ain’t big enough… 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2108 Sam always said he was gonna 'play it again.' 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2109 He was supposed to meet me at the salon. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2110 It looks as if our stool-pigeon went honky-tonking. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2111 I was hoping for a drummer. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2112 Yup, that Liberace is in town again. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
2113 apparently you can.... ride a piano, but you still can't tune a horse 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2114 Perfect!! We've each got someone to play with. Don't punch too hard! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2115 Dang Musicians think they can get away with anything. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2116 Dadgummit, I said “pinto”. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2117 That's it! I told that no-good, lily-livered, piano-playing varmint to stay out of my town and my saloon. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2118 Must be High Tune is back in town. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2119 Uh, oh. Those Liberace brothers are back in town. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2120 Well, I don't like this at all. Looks like the Steinway gang is back in town. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2121 I have a funny feeling that's not one of my horses. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2122 This cow-boy must be quick with his hands. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2123 Well la-di-da, ain't that just grand. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2124 Yippee, it’s a Kawai. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2125 did he come in for services or to warm his hands? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2126 No Ed, you cannot play with it. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
2127 I reckon Kid Foster's old gray mare ain't what she used to be. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2128 I thought she said no strings attached. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2129 I dunno, Pokey. Y'almost never see Big Grand without Spinet. Sumpin' seems off-key. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2130 Thank goodness Billy left it outside! 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2131 Tarnation! That new dude's got an 88 and I on;y got a 44! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2132 Who'm I going to shoot now? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2133 Looks like "Billy The Kid" Joel is back in town! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2134 Hmph, I reckon that must be The Piano Man. This town ain't big enough for the both of us. I'll just play a few bars of Happy Trails and see if that don't flush him out. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2135 Well if it ain't Billy the Kid Joel. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2136 I reckon Liberace the Kid is back in town. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2137 There's something off about this horse ... Ah ha! It only has three legs! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2138 Never saw a piano I liked. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2139 Son of a gun! I do believe that's Maurice's pian-a that got rustled out of dry gulch last week. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2140 Took our parking space, ain't that just grand! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2141 Someone’s gonna steal it one day if he keeps on leaving the keys behind. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2142 Ain’t this a four-legged parking zone?! 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2143 Damn the luck. Looks like singalong night. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2144 Looks like a good place to have a tinkle. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2145 Well I’ll be dangled. You’re right. It is a piano. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2146 That hornswaggler’s back from the Rio Grand. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2147 I reckon this saloon ain't big enough for the Bosendorfer. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2148 Keep your keys secured... 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2149 Looks like the Sheriff is Bach in town. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2150 Thrown out for dueling, I'd wager. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2151 I guess you have to be upright to get into this place! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2152 Looks like Yosemite Sam is playin it again 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2153 I don’t know but he left a silver candelabra 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2154 Oh yuh? Well guess how many bars I have !!! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2155 That's better than a bike, three pedals instead of two! 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2156 Is that a player piano? If not, move it to the barn! 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2157 It goes like this: "Da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum-dum-dum!" 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2158 I can't go in. She is with an accordion. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2159 Damn! I asked Joe to bring the Ebony Horse! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2160 The rumors had been true: Billy Joel the Kid was back in town. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
2161 The bitch is back 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2162 I see that Beethoven is here again. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2163 His owner must be inside getting compost. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2164 They say he's got the fastest hands in the West 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2165 Looks like Jesse James and Orchestra 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2166 Tell Joel it's 2 hour parking 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2167 I told him ‘Get a Holsteiner. Holstein, not Bechstein’ 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
2168 If you can learn how to play this piano you have a job in my saloon! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
2169 Damn! Grandma never misses a chance to remind me I gave up lessons too soon. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
2170 Van Cliburn took my parking space again. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2171 That's a grand how do you do. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2172 "Ivory Joe Hunter?" 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2173 Who knew Elton John was coming to town on his farewell tour. 1.2444 0.09076 45 38 3 4
2174 Must be tickling his horse. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2175 Looks like Roy Rogers and what's-his-name Hammerstein are back in town. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2176 That dang piano man took my parking spot again. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2177 If Mozart lived in Tucson. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2178 Looks like this spot’s reserved for show ponies. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2179 Looks like the piano player had one too many again 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2180 The Grand Piano Bar 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2181 Don't even think about playing "Chopsticks." 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2182 The entertainment was feeling a bit horse. 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2183 Must be here for the Grand Rodeo 1.2444 0.06479 45 34 11 0
2184 Surprised the rustlers took the accordion first! 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2185 Whooooa! Liberace's in town again. 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
2186 Kid Prodigy, I know you're in there. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2187 Looks like 88's here grabbing a 45,I ain't going in without my .32s. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2188 I heard that one can take you all the way to Carnegie Hall. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2189 Ugh, surrealism. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
2190 Fast Fingers Ned. I'd know that piano anywhere. 1.2444 0.07885 45 36 7 2
2191 I guess the owner must have taken the saddle with him. 1.2444 0.09076 45 38 3 4
2192 Uh oh, this means trouble, that gunfighter, Ludwig the Kid is here 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2193 I thought he said his specialty was Stride piano but I must have heard wrong. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2194 If you keep practising you’ll be able to stand on three legs and hold a tune. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2195 But can it pull a chuckwagon? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2196 It’s Bluthner. He’s fixin’ for a dual with Steinway. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2197 Things must gone too far at dueling piano night. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2198 Come out, Lefty. I know you're in there. We got a score to settle. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2199 I’m here for Billy the Kid, not Billy Joel. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2200 That horse ain't right. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2201 Looks like Jimmy's drinking again 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2202 Didn't you know Billy the Kid's last name is Joel? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2203 Ain't cowboyin' grand? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
2204 We don’t need no stinking entertainers. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
2205 The piano won't be drinking. Just me. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2206 Oh, right. COVID rules. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2207 These darned fancy fellas from the east are ruining’ all the honky tonks 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2208 Three legs? Poor fella. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2209 Oh, do you play? Or is that just a status symbol? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
2210 Pardner, time you cut the chord, set the bar high and be noted. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2211 Daddy got beat eight to the bar. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2212 Suddenly inspired, Roy tries to come up with a good 'A Piano Walks Into a Bar', joke. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2213 Reckon the Rachmaninoff Gang's in town. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2214 Dadgummit, Elton always get the good spot! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2215 This bar is nothing but treble." 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2216 High time for you to get the F-clef off my post, partner. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2217 Can't figure out how to ride one of those newfangled things. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2218 Your days of banging off key tunes are over. I'm taking you in for the tuning you deserve, now drop that keyboard cover! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2219 Yup, looks like Billy Joel is back in town 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2220 Well, his card did say, ‘Have Piano, Will Travel’. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2221 He was fighting so they told him to “take it outside” 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2222 Whoa Big Fella! Ignore him; he's all keyed up 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
2223 Just one little ditty and I’ll be on my way. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
2224 I guess the owner isn’t a fan of Beethoven. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2225 Fell off the wagon again, didn't he.? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2226 He also plays the violin. Got a problem with that? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2227 He's fixin' to go on a bender all right. Done took the candelabra in with him. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2228 Looks like Jessie got full as a tick and hog tied that baby grand again 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2229 I told you to stick to country. Nobody wants to listen to you playing classical. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2230 A Two Hand Missouri Fox Trotter, I can tell by the Brand! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2231 How does Billy play Piano Man with his horse? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2232 I think the key player in this town must be inside 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
2233 Looks like Jake got confused again and took his horse inside. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2234 Ugh, not a Steinway. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2235 Let me guess: you showed your pianist,and they asked you to leave? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
2236 Well, Gus ol boy, guess you’ll have a chance to learn that nocturne after all 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2237 Well partner, looks like Liberace done blowed into town. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2238 I know'd this ain't no pianer bar, but this is just downright silly. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2239 The day Country Music died. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2240 Well that's just grand. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2241 Yeah, they just got a jukebox….. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2242 Dang-nabbit! That Liberace fella took my space agin! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2243 Looks like “Wild Bill” Rubenstein’s back in town. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2244 Dang! Looks like Michael and Sir Paul are already here. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2245 That's why I couldn't hear Stevie over all the neighing! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2246 Dang it, somebody keyed my piano 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2247 Billy Joel is here?! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2248 Break it to him gently, will ya, Paint. He's being replaced by a digital model next week. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2249 Hmmm. Well at least he cleaned up the stool. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2250 I forgot it was Thursday! Dueling piano night… 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2251 Looks like Michael Feinstein just rode into town! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2252 Dang those Hill Billies! The Kid robbin' the banks, Joel robbin' my parkin' spot! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2253 Guess I won't be shooting the pianist tonight. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2254 Eventually,it will be the first piano bar in town. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2255 These horseless carriages are getting out of hand. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2256 Artur Rubenstein stops for a pick me up 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
2257 Wrangling these grand pianos can cause a cowboy to develop a powerful thirst. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2258 He's here alright. The man who shot Liberace. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2259 Uh-oh, this isn’t great. A former colleague of mine who had previously worked on fishing boats out of Montauk once told me Billy Joel had a bad reputation for walking out on bar tabs in that area. This one isn’t a joke — hearsay, but reputable source 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2260 I think we will find our Ivory smuggler inside this Saloon. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2261 It’s flat and it looks sharp. Beyond that, I don’t know. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2262 I read about another runaway Steinway just last week. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2263 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday friend, we better start shuffling in… 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2264 There's only room for one Baldwin in this movie! 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2265 I reckon I better warn the Bösendorfer clan that Steinway & Sons have rolled into town. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2266 No! Two finger Tom's back in town! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2267 Looks like someone’s gonna have to teach Janglin’ Jim the meaning of the words Compact Conveyances Only. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2268 How did Liberace beat me here? 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
2269 Not vaccinated heh? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2270 Dang horse took my spot again 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2271 Me and Mr. Hammerstein have a score to settle. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2272 Hmm. This has the makings of a horse opera. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2273 Who's riden the 88s? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2274 Dang piano rustlers's back in town. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2275 Thatks a sour note 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
2276 I guess there is no room for music here! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2277 Is there a key to getting a parking spot? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
2278 Are you a horse Bach rider ? 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
2279 Looks like Paco and Vladimir are pards, now. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2280 Looks like Mr. Joplin rode into town 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2281 I told that ivory tickler to play another bar, not go in one. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2282 The sheriff has ordered me to ready the canon. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2283 Tom would have to have some words with the stranger inside. Just because his piano was shiny and new was no excuse for taking up two spaces. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2284 Piano bars often draw like kinds! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2285 Well, I’ll be darned. A pure bred. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2286 Neigh it again,Sam. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2287 Not a piano bar 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2288 I told you before Dobbin, you gotta give 'em country. You play classical, and this is what happens ! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2289 If this is the new crowd, we better find a different saloon, Ol' Paint. 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2290 That spot is reserved for baby grands only. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2291 That 'air is the sorriest-lookin' hoss I ever done seen. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2292 That Sondheim! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2293 Yama-yee-haw! 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2294 Dagnabbit! Why didn't anyone tell me it's Rachmaninov night? I would have showered. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2295 The piano man in a bottle 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2296 We meet again, Steinway. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2297 Sparky, that place looks like nothin’ but treble. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2298 Rusty must have been transported by the music. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2299 Damn! He took the handicap space! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2300 Now I’ll be darned—there’s no place to put a bridle on these newer models! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2301 Quit playin’ a round. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2302 Well,this is getting my day off on a bad note 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2303 I thought I said tune it up pronto. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2304 Looks like Sonata Dan’s back to settle an old score… 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2305 The discerning cowboy instantly deduced that there lurked nearby a genie who was hard-of-hearing. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2306 Bridle, blanket, saddle, belt, hat and vest" -- nice to have a song to remember all my gear 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2307 I knew that rascal was going to sing. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2308 Looks a little flat to me. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2309 Bar must be opening early 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2310 it was a grand entrance, but they doubted he was a player 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2311 The stranger's card read "Pallaadian. Have piano, will travel." 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2312 Looks like the Steinway gang is in town. Let’s keep riding Bessie, don’t want no trouble. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2313 Must be a Saturday. Nine o'clock. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2314 Wow—Billy Joel really believes his ‘Billy the Kid’ stuff! 1.2391 0.06359 46 35 11 0
2315 Okay. you go ask her out while I play romantic music in the background. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2316 When your rider gets back, I'm going to teach him a lesson. 1.2391 0.08332 46 38 5 3
2317 Reckon we found the boy with the six-pack in his hand. 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2318 I see Black Ludwig is back in town. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2319 Every time Copland comes to town, he always takes the best parking spot. 1.2391 0.07730 46 37 7 2
2320 Easy boy,could be one of those dueling pianos 1.2391 0.07078 46 36 9 1
2321 Another jackass double parked…. this ain’t no piano bar! ? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2322 Well this explains the awful racket comin' from in there. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2323 Looks like someone ain't from Alabama. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2324 I'd have been glad just to see a new spinet or upright. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2325 I can understand one tie rope or three, but two?! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2326 Well tickle my ivories, Steinway is back! 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2327 Only an idiot parks his piano in the front 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2328 I see the peddler's having a drink. Or is the pedalar? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2329 Look at that! God, I hate when people take two spaces... 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2330 Looks like Liberace is here again. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2331 Must be one of those auto-driving horses. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
2332 Hey you are in the spot of my friend, the snare drum 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2333 I'll tell you buck, wheels are the future. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2334 when I come into a new town, I’mm always careful to start out on the right note 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2335 Better to have one and not need it, than to need one and not have it. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2336 Looks like someone can't carry a tune. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
2337 Somebody’s ride got keyed." 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2338 Sheriff Steinway must be in town. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
2339 This place is serious about not serving minors. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2340 All duels, piano or otherwise, are supposed to happen OUTSIDE the saloon 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2341 You know chopsticks? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2342 Someday you will have your own bar, piano. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2343 You're right, Paint; sure is your hitch. People ain't got no manners no more. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2344 I'll bet he's looking for the Salon. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2345 I reckon he canters with good rhythm. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2346 Sure as heck want to see the dude who broke that baby for riding. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2347 Now I know why this is called a one horse town. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2348 What a cruel way to tether grand-looking ivories. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
2349 No radio inside. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2350 Must be karaoke night. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2351 They told me this was just a one-horse town. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2352 Who's playing in my spot? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2353 hey stranger, that's my parking space. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2354 I knew I left my keys at the bar. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2355 What idiot attaches the reins to the legs? 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2356 I suppose with the shortage of piano players 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2357 Dang, my piano teacher is relentless. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2358 I hope you are going to play some DON KEY music for us. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2359 Guess I need to see a man about a piano... 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2360 I told that varmint to leave town before the final encore. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2361 This means Tex is inside playing his horse. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2362 I'm going to call it "A piano bar"! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2363 Dang! I thought we ran Franz Liszt out of town for good. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2364 I have to remember today is "Whiskey Wednesday." 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2365 Can’t wait to see how this plays out. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2366 Looks like the piano movers are “working remotely” today. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2367 Bach made it before me! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2368 To think, right now in that saloon there's a drunk pianist playing his horse. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2369 Jon Batiste is here! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
2370 Didn’t know it was Rodeo week, Poncho. Wild Bill Copland must be in town! 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
2371 That f looks flat. Guess I'll leave 'em a fixer ticket. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2372 "Whiskey for my men, beer for my piano" 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2373 No, . . not by the legs! 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
2374 Looks like it's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
2375 Horse play 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2376 See the hooves on that ride pard? You better not complain next time you shoe me. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2377 Is this only a one piano town? 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
2378 I see the piano kids in town again. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2379 I thought he said he was driving a Pinto 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2380 Sure, all his keys are in the right place, but can be run in the mud? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2381 Looks like Elton got here before us….. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2382 Looks like we’ve finally tracked down the infamous Wolfgang. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2383 I reckon Steinway and his boys are back. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2384 You can lead a piano to water, but you can't make it drink. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2385 The trouble started when Billy Joel rode into town. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2386 88 keys, but not the right one to get into the saloon... 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2387 If the piano's here, what's the pianist playing then 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2388 Now ain't that just Grand.. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2389 Looks like we're in for some Nag Time music 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2390 It's gonna take more than one rope to keep a Bosendorfer like that tied down. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2391 Looks like Elton fell off the wagon. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2392 I'm having second thoughts about shooting the piano player. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2393 Looks like Captain Fantastic's back in town. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2394 No, I told you last time, I 'm not going to sing "A Horse with No Name" or "Desparado" to you again. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2395 Oh Heck,Sparky. Another Jane Campion movie rode into town. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2396 Horse saloon or piano bar? 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2397 Well, darned if it ain't karaoke night. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2398 Great! Chopin is here! 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2399 Well, well, well... Billy "the Kid" Joel is in the saloon! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2400 Keep on moving Buttercup, they are still sorting out logistics. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2401 I hope that Elton John feller isn't inside. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2402 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam… 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2403 Well, if that ain't just grand. I can remember when this was our neighborhood honky-tonk. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2404 Looks like someone’s fixin’ to end up at the OK Chorale at high noon. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2405 That bastard Liberace is double-parked again 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2406 Somewhere in the Wild West, a horse was being played. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2407 Better beat it, partner, unless you want me to play the 'Funeral March' (opus 78) just for you! 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2408 Well, ain’t that grand, Liberace is back in town. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2409 Let's stop and play awhile. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2410 Well, looks like Liberace done fell off the wagon again. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2411 I reckon The Steinway Kid is back in town. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2412 We’re here for Fancy’s 4 o’clock lesson. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2413 This must be what the new bartender rode in on. He's working at scale. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2414 Oh no, the Liberace Gang is in town again. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2415 I don't think we're in the Wild Wild West anymore. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2416 Mighty pretty for a three-legged beast. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2417 Play it againSilver 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2418 I said , let's meet at the corral, not the chorale. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2419 The piano player is getting a shot. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2420 Woha! The guy who shot Johnny Guitar must be in Town 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2421 I bet he took the banjo inside.. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
2422 It was obvious to the Meter man that an example had to be made. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2423 Joe gets easily confused. I told him to bring the upright. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2424 Another urban cowboy! Must be tourist season. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
2425 Hmm. He said, "Play it again, Sam." and then went in for a drink! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
2426 Trigger. That's right, I'm talking to you. My parking spot so move your damn piano. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2427 So it seems Liberace was NOT heading straight home after work. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2428 I thought this was a one piano town. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2429 It's the new RUI law, Nellie. I'll have to play that thing or they won't let me ride you home. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2430 You can play a piano, but you can't horse play. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
2431 Well, I guess I should have taken a better look at the invitation. The event was must been at the informal piano bar. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2432 I heard they don't steal stereos if you park here 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2433 Charlie arrives at the bar the morning after a wild night to pick up his vehicle. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2434 He forgot his keys again! 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2435 Looks like someone's in the process of losin' their composure. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2436 I ain’t drinkin in no saloon that would serve the coward Harold Connick, Jr. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2437 Coulda sworn it was where the deer and the antelope play, not the piano. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2438 Looks like the piano man is back in town 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2439 Pony parking only. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2440 Someone must have asked him to hum a few bars. 1.2326 0.08702 43 36 4 3
2441 The high noon musical accompaniment must have arrived. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2442 Someday you'll get in with the man. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2443 It is my constitutional right to air Brahms 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2444 Well I can't imagine ole Lucky will take kindly to being tuned. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2445 He must have come in on the A Train. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2446 Well, well. It looks like the Foritissimo Kid is here. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2447 The parking attendant has been drinking again. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2448 Big Mike discovered it was true. Nasty Blackie and his gang of 88 had indeed rode into town. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2449 I've got a powerful thirst, Stewball. I reckon you'd better play all 27 Mozart piano concertos. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2450 Elton's back 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2451 It looks like the key to the case is the minor inside, Trigger. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2452 You know Old Paint, that looks just like the piano that was rustled off the Jones ranch last month. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2453 *Sigh* He needs Jesus. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2454 I hear he likes to play the horses. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2455 It's not a neigher or a player... 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2456 Uh Oh, looks like Billy Joel the Kid is back in town. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2457 Hank should get himself an accordion. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2458 I guess it's true - that old grey mare ain't what she used to be. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2459 Yeah, Dusty, looks like Harmonica Ned’s gone all fancy on us. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2460 Look who's Bach in town... 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2461 Well, ain't you the smilingest gift horse!" 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2462 Oh great, karaoke night. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2463 Damn someone left all their keys outside. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2464 I see only three legs. Someone can't count. 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2465 The robbers must be inside. The bank manager said they stole at least a grand. 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
2466 Liberace is riding a "What?" 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2467 Everyone gets the jitters before their first recital but tying one on is not the answer." 1.2326 0.06519 43 33 10 0
2468 Dang it all...that's my space. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
2469 He left his keys in this one. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2470 I bet riding that thing in hurt. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2471 Looks like Copeland's in town for the "Rodeo." 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2472 Are you going to play that thing or am I? 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
2473 goddamn artists ! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2474 Well I'll be darned, is the that a model B from the Steinway ranch? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2475 Looks like "the Pianist ' is back in town. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2476 Very modern... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2477 Thought I told that varmint Liberace this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
2478 Billy! Get back out here and practice your piano! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2479 Vanessa Carlton needs to learn how to park. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
2480 That hombre's got the fastest hands this side of the Santa Fe Opera. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2481 Talent will only take you so far. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2482 The sheriff was right. There's treble at the saloon. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2483 Would ya look at that? City slicker takes two parking spots and then forgets his keys. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2484 Huh. It turns out there are people who pay extra for the on-board entertainment system. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2485 Looks like someone is trying to prevent grand theft. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2486 Well, Trigger, I guess we’ll just have to take his space inside 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2487 Looks like Rachmaninoff is back in town to play his hand. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
2488 Riding that thing all day would drive anyone to drink. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2489 Wipe that smile off yer face, pilgrim. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2490 I reckon the "Liberace Kid " is back in town. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2491 He rode in on an accelerating arpeggio! 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2492 Huh. Never thought THIS would be heaven for Sondheim...(RIP) 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2493 Billy Joel is probably having a bottle of red, a bottle of white... 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2494 Hey Steinway, getta move on. You’re in my reserved space. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2495 Must have been a fugue 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2496 Who rode off with my three-legged piano bench! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2497 Now why would anybody want to ride something with three legs? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2498 It's a pretty low key saloon 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2499 Damn, I thought it was the ice cream truck. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2500 Uh oh, Righty Rick's in town. This could mean treble. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2501 This guy always thinks he owns all the keys to the saloon. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2502 I hope he has a designated player to get back to the ranch. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
2503 Protecting the riff from the raff 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2504 I think he's been shot 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2505 Looks like we finally tracked down the outlaw Steinway. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2506 Is Jane Campion here again? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
2507 Looks like ol' Tex Amadeus Mozart is back in town. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2508 Don't forget your keys! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2509 Three-legged trouble. Better get the Sheriff. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
2510 I understand Rossini is playing the Long Branch tonight 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
2511 I wonder what or who he is ‘tickling’ now. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2512 Goddam piano players, always taking up two parks 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2513 Dang! Who is that Steinway hombre and why does he keep taking my employee of the week spot? 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
2514 Music transports you 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2515 Billy’s here again 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2516 What kind of imbecile would do this? Probably Biden's economic advisor. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2517 Well, boy, sometimes these bands need a harmonica too. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2518 Huh, that's a durn funny saddle. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2519 I didn't know willie's horse was an organ donor. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2520 So… where does the rider sit? 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2521 He left you for the honky tonk piano? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2522 Looks like Rocky Maninoff is back in town to take on Concerto a second time. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2523 Y'see, Mable . . . I told ya there'd be music! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2524 Finally, A major showed up! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2525 Some darn fool parked here and forgot to take his keys! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2526 Who rode the piano? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2527 And he really wants me to believe "Don't shoot, I'm just the piano player?" 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2528 Looks like they’re doing curbside pickup. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2529 Is this some kind of joke? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2530 Where does the saddle go? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2531 Sorry,I thought it was a piano bar! 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2532 Ya gotta be upright to drink in this town, fella. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2533 I see Jane Campion is here again. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2534 It looks like someone has made a grand entrance. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2535 Looks like we’re going to have a Salute to Stephen Sondheim tonight. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2536 Gus eyed the situation carefully; indeed, this pony was missing a leg. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2537 Are you the Rio Grand they've been hollerin' about? 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2538 Must be inside playing his horse" 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2539 Now that musician is really horsing around. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2540 This is not going to play well. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2541 Hmm... I'd wager there's someone inside, trying to tickle the ivories on a horse. 1.2292 0.08547 48 41 3 4
2542 This is low key surprising. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2543 Must belong to Billy Joel. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2544 I guess the piano man is here 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2545 That damn Maestro's back. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2546 I guess it used to be a Piano Bar ! 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2547 So much for us making a grand entrance 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2548 Piano Bar for the Covid Era 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2549 Whoa! This is upright territory. 1.2292 0.08547 48 41 3 4
2550 I see Liberace's in town. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2551 Rockridgestar Parking 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2552 Looks like two Jane Campion movies in one! 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
2553 Damn, I reckon it's an atonal renegade here to disrupt the way we do things in the West! 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2554 Intermission at the Rio Baby Grande. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2555 I reckon this means Aaron Copland's back in town. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2556 Don't worry, old gal: he seems well tempered. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2557 I told the guys I needed a grand of ammo NOT a grand piano. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2558 At last! A piano bar here in Dodge! 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
2559 Even cowgirl’s horses get the blues. 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
2560 There ain’t room enough in this town for a grand piano. 1.2292 0.06131 48 37 11 0
2561 Oh no,not this guy. Legend says he has the fastest fingers in the west. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
2562 Somebody came prepped for the wrong type of duel. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2563 Look's like the Butch Cassidy Trio is in town. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2564 They play horses, don't they? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2565 Kids and their cars these days 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2566 Dang it all! First we get Billy the Kid, now we get Billy the Joel! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2567 Dang, if Feinstein is here, Hoagy must be dead. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
2568 So much for the “no strings attached”. Eh ? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2569 Whoa fella! I know what you're a think'in. Those legs do look an awful lot like Black Beauty's. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
2570 Trouble's surely a-brewin' if Dead-Eye Dvořák is in town. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2571 So much for any hope of getting the sound track finished! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2572 Well he did say he could ride anything with four legs! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2573 Damn. Someone took the seat again. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2574 I'll bet the damn fool's inside, playing Rachmaninoff on his horse. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2575 Man, treble parked again.... 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2576 Steinway brand. Yep, it’s him alright. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2577 Well Well, looks like Billy the Child Prodigy is back in town. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2578 No spots left. Isn't that grand? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2579 Oh no. Billy the Joel is back. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2580 …Been awhile since I come across old Wild Fingers and his three legged pianto. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2581 Looks like the pianist might be in treble. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2582 Better not be any dueling tonight. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2583 If it's not a Steinway it can't tie up here! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2584 It looks like trouble ahead. The Dude has taken Harmonica Bob's usual spot. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2585 I knew Western classical music would come back. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2586 Well...isn't that grand?! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2587 So this piano player takes his stool with him into the bar . . . 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2588 You want to play first? 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2589 It looks liked he Bached in. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2590 Whenever Bill's in town, we sit at the bar and put bread in his jar. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2591 Don't shoot the piano player––unless they're parked in your spot! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2592 Not sure what's so grand about this 3-legged creature... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2593 88 teeth but no saddle 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2594 They didn't let me in either, it's a saloon, not a piano bar. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2595 I don't care if it's only the Minute Waltz,you're taking my hitch! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2596 Looks like the Carnegie Hall gang is back in town. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2597 Mozart was in the jungle, now he is in Texas? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2598 Sure I'm ready to face the music! 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2599 Stupid double wide parked right in front... 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2600 I ain’t one to make accusations, but that one sure looks like it came from Steinway Ranch. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2601 RAGTIME, Bronco Joey, Power of the RAGTIME's what that is. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2602 Look at that,Buttercup. How can the boys expect me to play Rachmaninov's Third for them on a four-octave piano and no bench? 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
2603 Well, Nellie, looks like we're fixin' to opt for outdoor dining. 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2604 Dang...Vladimir Horowitz took my spot again! 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
2605 It's not that wild, is it? 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2606 Sir, can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
2607 Vanessa Carlton beat me again! 1.2273 0.06391 44 34 10 0
2608 Well, Yippee ki-yay, a piano bar. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2609 Yep, just a'fore noon, there were a certain kinda calm, just before the shoot out began at the piano bar. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2610 I reckon you’ was right, all along Trigger. Them tracks we been followin’ IS from a horse. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2611 OK. Heart and Soul one more time then we hit the trail. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2612 OK Sam. So where is your horse? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2613 No Trigger, he's not sick, that's the way he's made 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2614 Looks like ol' Roy better lay off the sauce. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2615 Wait a minute—that horse only has three legs! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2616 I see Dave the Dude is Taking Five. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2617 Double-hitched..that's downright bravura 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
2618 Keep your Distance 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2619 There's always treble when Steinway & Sons roll into town. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2620 Music can transport you places too 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2621 I never leave the house without my keys 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2622 I know you're in there Billy-the-Kid Joel. Come out, and face the music. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2623 I can’t wait to see how this situation plays out. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
2624 Someone took my spot. Isn't that just grand? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2625 String em up used to have a different meaning. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2626 Ah — the slow one or the loud one. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
2627 A minor took my spot. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
2628 You go in and have a drink, Nelly. I reckon I'll stay out here for a spell and tickle them there ivories. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2629 Looks like we've been beat again by the Piano Express 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2630 Always wanted a horseplayer piano. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2631 I guess they wouldn't let her in since she's A minor. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2632 More damn gentrification, Lightning, that's what it means. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2633 Some crook will do anything not to face the music! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2634 Well, well... looks like Claude wants to play. 1.2250 0.07585 40 32 7 1
2635 Looks like Walter walked home drunk again, he left his keys here. 1.2250 0.08388 40 33 5 2
2636 The traveling pianist and his companion have been seen in saloons all over Texas... 1.2250 0.07585 40 32 7 1
2637 Looks like somebody's challenging me to a duet 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2638 You best be on the next stage. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
2639 Now isn’t that grand? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2640 I THOUGHT the piano inside was neighing. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2641 He’s just playing a few bard. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2642 How am I supposed to follow up that grand entrance? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2643 Looks like someone forgot to take their keys. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2644 Well, it makes sense in the grand scheme of things, I guess. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2645 Looks like they don’t allow Minors. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2646 I wonder if it’s one of those fancy self- playing mounts. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2647 Well, I guess he's Bach in town. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2648 One of the Baker boys and Michelle Pfeiffer, that's who. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2649 Guess he thought it was a piano bar. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2650 Piano? I ordered a pinto. Damn spell check! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2651 Just what this town don't need: another self-absorbed singer-songwriter crooning undulating ballads about failed romance. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2652 Looks like pianoboy fell off the wagon 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2653 Piano Forte !!! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2654 I'm dying to know! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2655 Looks like Liberace Valance is back in town. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2656 Looks like somebody’s taken up two spots, again. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2657 But where's the meter? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2658 Don't tell me Billy Joel the Kid is in town. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2659 Looks like he forgot his keys. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2660 Jim always did say music would take him places 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2661 What, he needs a drink before his recital? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2662 So we meet again, Billy Joel the Kid.” 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2663 Send out Manilow and nobody gets hurt! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2664 Not another Jane Campion film production. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
2665 Rockin,rollin,ridin. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2666 Whoa. Who ever heard of hitching up your horse, even a three-legged horse, by its legs. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2667 This is a horse of a different colour. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2668 You better B sharp or those ivories are ours for the taken. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2669 Now I know where that jukebox music is coming from. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2670 HEY STEIN! It’s in the way again! 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2671 So not only are you flat, you're in my parking spot. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2672 Must be Cisco Borge himself here today. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
2673 I reckon it's just a matter of time before the annual piano rally ruins Steinway, South Dakota 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2674 Must be 5 o'clock on a Saturday, pardner. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
2675 Leastways they won't have no call to shoot the piano player. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
2676 Isn't this just grand! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2677 Don't the pianos usually play themselves in these places? 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2678 I'd say that black stallion's all teeth and no saddle. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2679 He only knows "Chopsticks." 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2680 I see the Steinway 88 kid is back in town. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2681 This is not what I meant when I told him to bring the keys to the bar. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2682 Grand piano or not, it's in our parking spot. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
2683 Looks like the piano man is off the wagon. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2684 They gotta outlaw those 88’s. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2685 Looks like trouble pulled into town. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2686 Well Daisy, our getaway music is all set up. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2687 It was easier when Autry just played the guitar. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2688 'Boy, this neighborhood really is changing.' 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2689 It looks like Horowitz got here before us again. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2690 So you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2691 Hey ‼️ Look Sport” Elton John is back in town ‼ 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2692 Billy! Billy Joel! Come on out here and play a song for me or I'm coming in! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2693 Again with the horse opera!! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2694 Ole cheatin' Tex will be playin' a different tune by golly when he finds out I stole his horse 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2695 What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2696 Looks like George forgot his keys again. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2697 Dammit. I told him to tie it with a major cord. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
2698 Looks like Elton is back in town 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2699 Jack shuddered as to what was happening to that poor horse inside the bar. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2700 Guess we can’t shoot the pianist 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2701 I knew this was a "one piano town!" 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2702 Whoever hobbled that thing front and back legs oughta be horse whipped! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2703 ‘I thought it’s your wagon you hitched to a hitching post’ 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2704 I better alert the Sheriff, old 88 keys is back in town. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2705 Well Banjo will you look at that-The Ivory Kid is customer of the month. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2706 Hmmm! A gift with no strings attached 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2707 I didn't know Billy Joel was doing Westerns. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2708 Tex is just asking for trouble, leaving his C-note outside. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2709 Uh,oh . Bad news. The Piano Kid's in town. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2710 The Steinway Kid kin make a run for it, but he won't get far on just that stool. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2711 I guess he's here for the duel 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2712 Whoa boy, look like we're on time for Liberace at the Longbranch. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2713 White keys, black keys ... This varmint's tryin' to play it both ways! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2714 You can lead a piano to a bar, but you can’t make it drink. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2715 Is it already nine o’clock? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2716 Well shoot, this ain’t no Baby Grand Central Station! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2717 I reckon it must be karaoke night. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2718 Be a man Steinway and face the music! I know you're in there! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2719 Look who’s Bach 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
2720 Clearly, this ain't no piano bar. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
2721 Must be something special - he's usually on the upright. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2722 Well, ain't that GRAND. And in my parking spot!" 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2723 The singin bandit's in town... 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2724 Dang it! This here town ain’t big enough for two Van Cliburn International Piano Competition winners”. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2725 Never thought I'd see that old keypoke again. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2726 Something ain't right. It hasn't been fed or watered. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2727 Hightail it Steinway,Bosendorfer's in town. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2728 My horse’s name is Rocky. It’s short for Rachmaninov. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2729 You’re really grand, Sally, but I’m not ready to be hitched. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2730 I see that Dusty is dating that snooty Eastern gal again. I wonder if she has him drinking a cocktail yet. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
2731 Hey!! That's MY parking spot! Move it, buster, or you'll be singing a different tune!! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2732 Hey! Who,’s the bonehead that parked his piano in my spot!?! 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2733 Doesn’t old man Jenkins know piano parking is weekends and holidays only? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2734 How lucky, they got a parking place at the front door. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
2735 You know the rule, no drinks on the piano. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2736 Oh no, It looks like the Yamaha Gang is here, there's bound to be trouble. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2737 Now, how'd that varmint got all keyed up like that? 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
2738 'Whoever rode in on that must have been riding side saddle' 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2739 Come out Steinway, you’ve got 88seconds ! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
2740 Old West recitals 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2741 I told him he had to tie up at the Bach entrance! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2742 MUSICIANS!! I suppose he's inside trying to play his horse again. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2743 Lookin' like I done misapprehended what he meant by duel. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2744 I see someone’s been horse trading. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2745 Oh man, I just assumed “Come prepared to duel” meant with a pistol. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2746 Like some mood music to accompany your oats? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2747 You say piano, I say palomino. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2748 Steinway’s here again…. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2749 Looks like Vanessa Carlton is in town. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2750 Sam never did play it again. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2751 Dang rustlers! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2752 I'm not setting foot in that place until the duck and the Catholic priest leave. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2753 Those pedalers are nothing but trouble. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2754 Whoa! Now there's a horse of a way-different coloratura! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
2755 What are you playing at, man!? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
2756 Looks like ole Jim finally faced the music. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2757 Man what are you doin' here? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2758 Yeah. Under age. Baby grand piano can’t drink in this town. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2759 Uh oh. The Piano Man is here. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2760 That must have been some strong whiskey! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2761 OK Choral 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2762 It looked to Carl that his nemesis, Jim the piano player, had rolled into town. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2763 I see Doc Brown is up to playing his old song and dance games again." 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2764 If only I could find a pipe organ bar. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
2765 That’s a sweet steed, cowboy, but my horse has a bigger pianist. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
2766 Well, Gus, it looks like ol’ Sure-Shootin’ Chopin is in town after all. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
2767 Dang,I see Johann Sebastian is Bach in town 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
2768 His keys are here so he can’t drink and drive. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0