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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-12-12T22:58:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-01-09T23:01:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-12-27T22:59:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 3 & 10, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4151 |
Number of responses | 1225039 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | George quickly realized he ordered from the wrong Amazon. | 1.8618 | 0.00742 | 12681 | 5423 | 3587 | 3671 |
1 | Looks like you ordered from the wrong Amazon. | 1.8279 | 0.00826 | 9730 | 4214 | 2977 | 2539 |
2 | From my angle, it says Digest Readers. | 1.8264 | 0.00793 | 10665 | 4661 | 3194 | 2810 |
3 | I have something to tell you, but first I want to ask if you've noticed how pleasant it is without all the barking this morning? | 1.8234 | 0.00780 | 10993 | 4817 | 3300 | 2876 |
4 | Experiencing reptile dysfunction? | 1.7995 | 0.00832 | 9829 | 4525 | 2750 | 2554 |
5 | Thanks for the fat guy who came down the chimney. What else you got? | 1.7980 | 0.00788 | 10336 | 4574 | 3276 | 2486 |
6 | I gave you the gift of knowledge and THAT’S what you’re reading? | 1.7798 | 0.00855 | 8743 | 3969 | 2730 | 2044 |
7 | Don't mind me. Just looking for a reader to digest. | 1.7775 | 0.00774 | 10332 | 4603 | 3425 | 2304 |
8 | Spoiler alert: she eats the apple | 1.7768 | 0.00799 | 9572 | 4227 | 3254 | 2091 |
9 | Want to guess why your taxidermist didn’t cash the check? | 1.7727 | 0.01006 | 5992 | 2654 | 2046 | 1292 |
10 | Psst. Buy Apple. | 1.7691 | 0.00935 | 7350 | 3403 | 2241 | 1706 |
11 | Remember me? Ten years ago you flushed me down the toilet. | 1.7662 | 0.00810 | 9619 | 4423 | 3022 | 2174 |
12 | The guest room is available again. | 1.7652 | 0.00909 | 7445 | 3367 | 2459 | 1619 |
13 | Turns out I was willing to pay the taxidermist more than you were. | 1.7561 | 0.00965 | 6638 | 3057 | 2143 | 1438 |
14 | I'll save you some time. She bites the apple. | 1.7537 | 0.00836 | 8395 | 3751 | 2961 | 1683 |
15 | I confirm that not a creature is stirring; not even a mouse. | 1.7518 | 0.00847 | 8238 | 3713 | 2857 | 1668 |
16 | So there I was, just hanging around the garden and minding my own business, and in walks this couple with no clothes on ... | 1.7508 | 0.01025 | 5715 | 2605 | 1929 | 1181 |
17 | The milk and cookies were delicious. Santa, too. | 1.7502 | 0.00895 | 7555 | 3466 | 2510 | 1579 |
18 | It takes me weeks to truly digest a book like that. | 1.7470 | 0.00819 | 8619 | 3859 | 3082 | 1678 |
19 | Look, we both loved Spot in our own way. | 1.7427 | 0.00944 | 6758 | 3128 | 2241 | 1389 |
20 | Suddenly Chuck regrets using a taxidermy Groupon | 1.7346 | 0.00984 | 6150 | 2865 | 2052 | 1233 |
21 | I’m tired of mice and men. I want to kill a mockingbird. | 1.7345 | 0.00829 | 8968 | 4271 | 2807 | 1890 |
22 | Get to the part where I chat with Eve. | 1.7296 | 0.00834 | 8246 | 3780 | 2916 | 1550 |
23 | Don't believe everything you read in Genesis. | 1.7293 | 0.00818 | 8492 | 3871 | 3049 | 1572 |
24 | Mounted Python | 1.7290 | 0.00959 | 6546 | 3099 | 2122 | 1325 |
25 | I was a book worm once. | 1.7283 | 0.00788 | 9227 | 4238 | 3258 | 1731 |
26 | You're out of mice. | 1.7277 | 0.00853 | 7786 | 3553 | 2800 | 1433 |
27 | ‘Of Mice and Men’ sounds deliciously entertaining! | 1.7275 | 0.00928 | 6577 | 3003 | 2363 | 1211 |
28 | I might be able to squeeze you in after all. | 1.7255 | 0.00809 | 8781 | 4059 | 3073 | 1649 |
29 | Could we get a puppy? | 1.7237 | 0.02322 | 1140 | 551 | 353 | 236 |
30 | I was feeling constricted. | 1.7228 | 0.00925 | 6581 | 3019 | 2367 | 1195 |
31 | Read me the one about the man and the woman in the garden again? | 1.7219 | 0.00873 | 7530 | 3501 | 2622 | 1407 |
32 | I find Nietzsche hard to digest. | 1.7215 | 0.00761 | 10021 | 4695 | 3422 | 1904 |
33 | Stuffed? No, actually I'm quite famished. | 1.7181 | 0.00839 | 8192 | 3843 | 2815 | 1534 |
34 | Off the wall question for you... | 1.7176 | 0.01038 | 5227 | 2418 | 1867 | 942 |
35 | Skip Genesis. | 1.7170 | 0.00818 | 9040 | 4372 | 2854 | 1814 |
36 | I think someone needs a hug. | 1.7158 | 0.00772 | 9561 | 4469 | 3340 | 1752 |
37 | Hello, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.7102 | 0.01273 | 3972 | 2021 | 1081 | 870 |
38 | Just saying … Eve did it. | 1.7094 | 0.00940 | 6377 | 2992 | 2246 | 1139 |
39 | I also love to unwind. | 1.7010 | 0.00676 | 12114 | 5703 | 4330 | 2081 |
40 | My favorite chapter is Genesis. | 1.6981 | 0.01127 | 4399 | 2094 | 1539 | 766 |
41 | My mother was a bookworm | 1.6968 | 0.00812 | 8578 | 4122 | 2935 | 1521 |
42 | The taxidermist thought I was dead too. | 1.6961 | 0.00882 | 7252 | 3483 | 2490 | 1279 |
43 | You know, Bob, you could have picked something to read with a less insensitive title than "A Farewell to Arms!" | 1.6960 | 0.00886 | 7478 | 3679 | 2393 | 1406 |
44 | Do you know your asp from a hole in the wall? | 1.6844 | 0.00917 | 7230 | 3701 | 2110 | 1419 |
45 | Whatdaya mean, "Honey, call the pest control?" I am the pest control. | 1.6752 | 0.01200 | 3732 | 1805 | 1334 | 593 |
46 | At that moment, Harold knew he had to put the Bible down. | 1.6667 | 0.00959 | 6181 | 3128 | 1985 | 1068 |
47 | Not a creature was stirring, eh? | 1.6632 | 0.00922 | 6315 | 3117 | 2208 | 990 |
48 | You no longer have a rodent problem, but I’m still hungry. | 1.6569 | 0.00976 | 5515 | 2719 | 1969 | 827 |
49 | I’d like a chance to tell my side of the story. | 1.6489 | 0.00951 | 5754 | 2861 | 2052 | 841 |
50 | Yesssss. I know the Adam and Eve story! Let me tell you how it really went. | 1.6464 | 0.01035 | 5039 | 2567 | 1687 | 785 |
51 | Any idea where I can get the rest of the deer? | 1.6405 | 0.01175 | 4131 | 2188 | 1240 | 703 |
52 | I should warn you, there’s a big twist coming. | 1.6192 | 0.01368 | 2818 | 1484 | 923 | 411 |
53 | I like to curl up with a good book too. | 1.6175 | 0.01295 | 3401 | 1869 | 964 | 568 |
54 | Apple shares. Trust me. | 1.6138 | 0.02384 | 927 | 492 | 301 | 134 |
55 | I solved your rat problem. | 1.6062 | 0.01497 | 2275 | 1204 | 763 | 308 |
56 | Still interested in knowledge, are we? | 1.5991 | 0.01523 | 2340 | 1292 | 694 | 354 |
57 | Here's a fun fact -- it can take up to a month to fully digest a human. | 1.5975 | 0.01567 | 2251 | 1257 | 643 | 351 |
58 | What did you think happened to the taxidermist? | 1.5972 | 0.01570 | 2125 | 1157 | 667 | 301 |
59 | The moose is off this week. | 1.5956 | 0.01549 | 2206 | 1210 | 678 | 318 |
60 | Read me the part about the apple again. | 1.5928 | 0.01555 | 2252 | 1258 | 653 | 341 |
61 | Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. | 1.5926 | 0.01912 | 1345 | 716 | 461 | 168 |
62 | Mind if I read over your shoulder? I have trouble turning pages. | 1.5917 | 0.01548 | 2180 | 1196 | 678 | 306 |
63 | Are you satisfied with your current hallucinogen? | 1.5840 | 0.01735 | 1827 | 1040 | 507 | 280 |
64 | Read that part again where I give the lady an apple and all hell breaks loose. | 1.5836 | 0.01800 | 1789 | 1046 | 442 | 301 |
65 | What do you say we light a fire, eat a few mice and see where the night takes us? | 1.5814 | 0.01692 | 1806 | 1003 | 556 | 247 |
66 | I love curling up with a good book. | 1.5804 | 0.01631 | 1785 | 955 | 624 | 206 |
67 | Just a heads up, part of me is clogging your toilet. | 1.5734 | 0.01863 | 1559 | 896 | 432 | 231 |
68 | You knew I was an invasive species. | 1.5729 | 0.01913 | 1440 | 818 | 419 | 203 |
69 | Don’t believe that version. It was all Eve’s idea | 1.5712 | 0.01875 | 1509 | 862 | 432 | 215 |
70 | Have you missed the wife? | 1.5705 | 0.01909 | 1425 | 807 | 423 | 195 |
71 | Well, she's gone. Now do I get my mice? | 1.5672 | 0.01941 | 1622 | 998 | 328 | 296 |
72 | If you skip Genesis it gets better. | 1.5621 | 0.01891 | 1489 | 865 | 411 | 213 |
73 | It’s nice to unwind after a long day. | 1.5587 | 0.01854 | 1380 | 766 | 457 | 157 |
74 | 'So, can we get another cat, uh, please?' | 1.5541 | 0.02167 | 1164 | 693 | 297 | 174 |
75 | Myself, I prefer a cold-blooded murder mystery. | 1.5493 | 0.02045 | 1258 | 742 | 341 | 175 |
76 | Spoiler alert; They eat the apple. | 1.5482 | 0.02147 | 1140 | 673 | 309 | 158 |
77 | Would you mind going into the other room and untying the knot? | 1.5432 | 0.02158 | 1123 | 667 | 302 | 154 |
78 | I used to be a bookworm. | 1.5413 | 0.02149 | 1114 | 659 | 307 | 148 |
79 | On the positive side, you no longer have a rodent problem. | 1.5401 | 0.02283 | 961 | 563 | 277 | 121 |
80 | You should switch to tablet. Can I tempt you with an Apple? | 1.5397 | 0.02203 | 1134 | 693 | 270 | 171 |
81 | Don't you wish I was a feather boa? | 1.5375 | 0.02521 | 720 | 408 | 237 | 75 |
82 | Do you have a few minutes to talk about extending your car warranty? | 1.5365 | 0.02375 | 999 | 620 | 222 | 157 |
83 | The part about the woman and the apple is a bit exaggerated. | 1.5362 | 0.02274 | 966 | 569 | 276 | 121 |
84 | I found your trophy mount a bit… constricting. | 1.5354 | 0.02129 | 1044 | 602 | 325 | 117 |
85 | I see you're up to Genesis 3. Shall I read my part out loud? | 1.5351 | 0.02230 | 1067 | 646 | 271 | 150 |
86 | The butler did it. | 1.5329 | 0.02420 | 1017 | 651 | 190 | 176 |
87 | I was going to eat you but I'm stuffed. | 1.5312 | 0.02427 | 864 | 517 | 235 | 112 |
88 | It's time you confront your reptile dysfunction. | 1.5290 | 0.02467 | 932 | 587 | 197 | 148 |
89 | NOW will you stop drinking? | 1.5278 | 0.02378 | 934 | 571 | 233 | 130 |
90 | It looks like we both have a lot to digest. | 1.5272 | 0.02335 | 918 | 549 | 254 | 115 |
91 | Good new is that your mice are gone. Bad news is, I'm still hungry. | 1.5272 | 0.02315 | 939 | 563 | 257 | 119 |
92 | I swallowed your trophy wife. | 1.5270 | 0.02446 | 888 | 545 | 218 | 125 |
93 | Don’t be afraid. I’m not armed. | 1.5265 | 0.02485 | 887 | 552 | 203 | 132 |
94 | Read the part again where she hugs him so tight he can barely breathe. | 1.5264 | 0.02319 | 929 | 556 | 257 | 116 |
95 | There are 15 more feet of me behind your fake fireplace so listen carefully because I'm going to say this only once. | 1.5233 | 0.02434 | 923 | 577 | 209 | 137 |
96 | Relax, I’m a bookworm. | 1.5222 | 0.02411 | 856 | 515 | 235 | 106 |
97 | Oh, does it bother you when someone reads over your shoulder? | 1.5198 | 0.02396 | 833 | 495 | 243 | 95 |
98 | Okay, the house is pest-free. Credit card or Venmo? | 1.5194 | 0.02522 | 747 | 443 | 220 | 84 |
99 | Spoiler alert... Eve did it." | 1.5187 | 0.02422 | 854 | 518 | 229 | 107 |
100 | I would like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.5181 | 0.02644 | 828 | 535 | 157 | 136 |
101 | Oh you thought I was stuffed? That was ages ago. I could eat again now. | 1.5178 | 0.02438 | 844 | 513 | 225 | 106 |
102 | Did you get to the part where I gave her an apple? | 1.5153 | 0.02402 | 850 | 514 | 234 | 102 |
103 | But the good news is that you won't have to clean the hamster cage anymore. | 1.5141 | 0.02579 | 747 | 455 | 200 | 92 |
104 | I get her to bite the apple at the beginning, but after that I'm kind of a minor character. | 1.5138 | 0.02451 | 759 | 447 | 234 | 78 |
105 | Hello, sir. Are you available to talk about your car's extended warranty? | 1.5123 | 0.02664 | 775 | 494 | 165 | 116 |
106 | How is ‘Taxidermy for Dummies’ coming along? | 1.5113 | 0.02576 | 751 | 460 | 198 | 93 |
107 | Oooh! Genesis Chapter 3, my all time favorite story! | 1.5104 | 0.02561 | 770 | 475 | 197 | 98 |
108 | It’s a New Yorker cartoon. You aren’t supposed to understand it. | 1.5092 | 0.02734 | 709 | 447 | 163 | 99 |
109 | I'm a bit of a bookworm myself | 1.5090 | 0.02562 | 723 | 436 | 206 | 81 |
110 | Spoiler alert: he eats the apple and they get an eviction notice. | 1.5089 | 0.02756 | 674 | 419 | 167 | 88 |
111 | If that's Genesis, don't believe a word you read. | 1.5084 | 0.02570 | 777 | 484 | 191 | 102 |
112 | Suddenly there came a hissing, as if someone gently kissing, kissing at my chamber door. Tis the wind, and nothing m . . . . . | 1.5059 | 0.02544 | 769 | 475 | 199 | 95 |
113 | Can we watch Monty Python? | 1.5057 | 0.02600 | 706 | 429 | 197 | 80 |
114 | What can I say, I’m a book worm. | 1.5055 | 0.02572 | 728 | 444 | 200 | 84 |
115 | I love curling up with a good book too. | 1.5053 | 0.02537 | 750 | 458 | 205 | 87 |
116 | I don't mean to impose, but do you own small animals? | 1.5030 | 0.02699 | 674 | 416 | 177 | 81 |
117 | The antlers were the hardest to digest. | 1.5029 | 0.02577 | 688 | 413 | 204 | 71 |
118 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrantee. | 1.5017 | 0.02982 | 598 | 382 | 132 | 84 |
119 | Come on, no ones reads Apple's terms and conditions | 1.5007 | 0.02623 | 709 | 438 | 187 | 84 |
120 | You're not half as surprised as the taxidermist | 1.4992 | 0.02791 | 623 | 385 | 165 | 73 |
121 | Feel like you need a hug? | 1.4978 | 0.02629 | 687 | 422 | 188 | 77 |
122 | Light the damn fire! I'm not THAT cold blooded. | 1.4965 | 0.02612 | 713 | 443 | 186 | 84 |
123 | Get to the part about the apple! | 1.4950 | 0.02608 | 703 | 435 | 188 | 80 |
124 | Honey? I think that medical cannabis dose you gave me is a little too psychotropic. | 1.4946 | 0.02690 | 643 | 394 | 180 | 69 |
125 | Would you be interested in watching a Monty Python movie on TV tonight? | 1.4944 | 0.02750 | 627 | 387 | 170 | 70 |
126 | Wait, wait - I wanna see what happens with the apple. | 1.4939 | 0.02671 | 658 | 405 | 181 | 72 |
127 | I do like that bit about the apple. | 1.4931 | 0.02802 | 576 | 350 | 168 | 58 |
128 | Can I tempt you into reading that on an Apple device? | 1.4912 | 0.02892 | 625 | 403 | 137 | 85 |
129 | I took care of all the mice...now what? | 1.4898 | 0.02687 | 635 | 390 | 179 | 66 |
130 | Clever how we got around the no pets rule" | 1.4893 | 0.02757 | 607 | 374 | 169 | 64 |
131 | Hi! It’s Amy. We’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty. | 1.4882 | 0.03145 | 551 | 363 | 107 | 81 |
132 | The name’s Conda. Ana Conda. | 1.4866 | 0.02886 | 598 | 381 | 143 | 74 |
133 | I see you are reading Genesis again. Just remember: The story about my part in the eating-the-apple debacle is agenda-driven and utter fake news. | 1.4860 | 0.02854 | 607 | 386 | 147 | 74 |
134 | Do you mind if I read over your shoulder? I have trouble turning the pages. | 1.4858 | 0.02742 | 632 | 396 | 165 | 71 |
135 | The day Frank gave up drinking. | 1.4848 | 0.02986 | 561 | 359 | 132 | 70 |
136 | The hardest part was not blinking for the first twelve years. | 1.4843 | 0.02851 | 574 | 358 | 154 | 62 |
137 | That's her side of the story. | 1.4842 | 0.02668 | 632 | 389 | 180 | 63 |
138 | I can't see the pictures from up there. | 1.4827 | 0.02633 | 665 | 414 | 181 | 70 |
139 | Hey, that apple thing worked out all right in the end, right? | 1.4807 | 0.02494 | 674 | 407 | 210 | 57 |
140 | Well, aren't you the charmer? | 1.4804 | 0.02752 | 537 | 321 | 174 | 42 |
141 | Your humble serpent... | 1.4791 | 0.03004 | 526 | 333 | 134 | 59 |
142 | You are wearing my mom around your waist. | 1.4787 | 0.02986 | 539 | 343 | 134 | 62 |
143 | Why does it always startle you when I read over your shoulder? | 1.4781 | 0.02655 | 617 | 379 | 181 | 57 |
144 | Would you read me the Adam and Eve story again. | 1.4757 | 0.02830 | 597 | 381 | 148 | 68 |
145 | I'm cold-blooded, you know. Would it kill you to light the fire once in awhile? | 1.4756 | 0.02940 | 553 | 353 | 137 | 63 |
146 | You look like you could use a hug. | 1.4753 | 0.02881 | 526 | 325 | 152 | 49 |
147 | Thanks for the deer head, but I'm still hungry. | 1.4732 | 0.02859 | 541 | 337 | 152 | 52 |
148 | I just love curling up with a good book! | 1.4726 | 0.02798 | 548 | 338 | 161 | 49 |
149 | And then God said, "Stop blaming the Serpent for all of your mistakes." | 1.4725 | 0.02963 | 527 | 334 | 137 | 56 |
150 | Regret waiving that home inspection? | 1.4720 | 0.03230 | 428 | 268 | 118 | 42 |
151 | Jack found Dr. Vendel's waiting room unnerving and generally tried to arrive as close to his appointment time as possible. | 1.4711 | 0.03334 | 433 | 279 | 104 | 50 |
152 | Eve will be in the garden at 6. Dress accordingly. | 1.4708 | 0.02737 | 565 | 348 | 168 | 49 |
153 | There's no symbolism. I'm simply here to eat you. | 1.4667 | 0.02958 | 525 | 335 | 135 | 55 |
154 | Flip to the part where they're naked. | 1.4654 | 0.03076 | 520 | 341 | 116 | 63 |
155 | Spoiler alert: It was Eve's fault. | 1.4652 | 0.02911 | 488 | 301 | 147 | 40 |
156 | I haven't left this mortal coil. | 1.4634 | 0.03358 | 492 | 339 | 78 | 75 |
157 | You're not easily rattled. | 1.4628 | 0.02845 | 497 | 305 | 154 | 38 |
158 | I just love to curl up with a good book. | 1.4628 | 0.02957 | 497 | 313 | 138 | 46 |
159 | I wasn't finished with that page yet. | 1.4620 | 0.03028 | 487 | 310 | 129 | 48 |
160 | How’s that being too cheap to repair a hole in the wall working out for ya? | 1.4617 | 0.03127 | 444 | 280 | 123 | 41 |
161 | The part about the snake and the apple is fake news. | 1.4617 | 0.03179 | 470 | 306 | 111 | 53 |
162 | I can be a bookworm too. | 1.4603 | 0.02782 | 517 | 318 | 160 | 39 |
163 | In that instant, Doug realized the folly of his decision to use a cut rate taxidermist. | 1.4602 | 0.03287 | 452 | 298 | 100 | 54 |
164 | We need another deer. | 1.4598 | 0.02994 | 485 | 307 | 133 | 45 |
165 | Read me that part about Eve and the apple again. | 1.4594 | 0.03227 | 431 | 276 | 112 | 43 |
166 | I'm dying to know. Do they eat the apple? | 1.4583 | 0.02887 | 563 | 367 | 134 | 62 |
167 | Even your acid trips are pretentious, Philip. | 1.4580 | 0.03317 | 441 | 291 | 98 | 52 |
168 | Is Eve around? | 1.4564 | 0.03027 | 493 | 318 | 125 | 50 |
169 | And she blamed me for that apple. Can you believe it? | 1.4557 | 0.03186 | 474 | 313 | 106 | 55 |
170 | Will you start a fire already, I'm cold-blooded! | 1.4547 | 0.03119 | 464 | 300 | 117 | 47 |
171 | Thanks for the moose head.....it was delicious! | 1.4547 | 0.03086 | 486 | 317 | 117 | 52 |
172 | Sad story. You look like you could use a hug. | 1.4534 | 0.02987 | 483 | 308 | 131 | 44 |
173 | And you always thought I would show up in your toilet | 1.4529 | 0.03035 | 488 | 316 | 123 | 49 |
174 | Sorry for the interruption but I really don't think you should skip the Genesis chapter. | 1.4529 | 0.02972 | 541 | 358 | 121 | 62 |
175 | I would prefer a couch potato for lunch, but a bookworm will do. | 1.4514 | 0.03089 | 494 | 326 | 113 | 55 |
176 | Read me the part where Adam eats the apple. | 1.4509 | 0.02978 | 519 | 340 | 124 | 55 |
177 | I'm upping my status from trophy to main squeeze. | 1.4505 | 0.03172 | 444 | 288 | 112 | 44 |
178 | Forbidden fruit my asp. I was framed. | 1.4480 | 0.03433 | 404 | 269 | 89 | 46 |
179 | Now comes the surprise ending. | 1.4473 | 0.03040 | 474 | 307 | 122 | 45 |
180 | Look, "constricting" is a bad word, lets call it a "hug." | 1.4472 | 0.03013 | 483 | 313 | 124 | 46 |
181 | I'll leave when I'm done digesting your moose. | 1.4466 | 0.03127 | 468 | 308 | 111 | 49 |
182 | Look into my eyes and listen, there was voter fraud, there was voter fraud, there was voter fraud. | 1.4461 | 0.03116 | 464 | 304 | 113 | 47 |
183 | Tell me where the rest of the moose is and nobody gets hurt. | 1.4460 | 0.03073 | 500 | 333 | 111 | 56 |
184 | Could you mount another trophy head? I’m still hungry. | 1.4456 | 0.03011 | 496 | 325 | 121 | 50 |
185 | The taxidermist said that your check bounced | 1.4452 | 0.03140 | 456 | 299 | 111 | 46 |
186 | Timothy Leary sends his regards. | 1.4442 | 0.03456 | 403 | 271 | 85 | 47 |
187 | Mounted python and the holy Braille. | 1.4442 | 0.03557 | 385 | 260 | 79 | 46 |
188 | Next time you will pay the taxidermist his full fee." | 1.4433 | 0.02922 | 494 | 318 | 133 | 43 |
189 | That whole Genesis section is pretty far-fetched, don't ya think? | 1.4428 | 0.03078 | 481 | 318 | 113 | 50 |
190 | Remember when you let my family loose in the Everglades? | 1.4427 | 0.03228 | 436 | 288 | 103 | 45 |
191 | Read the Garden of Eden part again! | 1.4424 | 0.02955 | 486 | 314 | 129 | 43 |
192 | Is that the one that blames my kind for everything? | 1.4421 | 0.02874 | 466 | 292 | 142 | 32 |
193 | I have to read over your shoulder. It's not like I can turn the pages myself. | 1.4420 | 0.03389 | 405 | 270 | 91 | 44 |
194 | Hello. My name is Alexa. | 1.4414 | 0.03302 | 401 | 262 | 101 | 38 |
195 | The only thing that will kill you faster than a trophy wife is a trophy snake. | 1.4413 | 0.03414 | 392 | 260 | 91 | 41 |
196 | You look like you need a hug. | 1.4408 | 0.03322 | 422 | 282 | 94 | 46 |
197 | Read me the one about the couple in the garden again. | 1.4395 | 0.03309 | 430 | 289 | 93 | 48 |
198 | Read to me again the part about Eve and the apple. | 1.4384 | 0.03116 | 438 | 285 | 114 | 39 |
199 | There's nothing like curling around someone curled up by the fire with a good book. | 1.4383 | 0.03120 | 413 | 264 | 117 | 32 |
200 | Read me that part again about that naked lady and the apple | 1.4372 | 0.03208 | 430 | 284 | 104 | 42 |
201 | You can skip Genesis, Reverend, trust me... | 1.4369 | 0.03246 | 444 | 299 | 96 | 49 |
202 | Greg always knew it would come back to bite him. | 1.4366 | 0.03229 | 426 | 282 | 102 | 42 |
203 | Okay fine, I'll wear the damned antlers if you tidy up the storage closet. | 1.4346 | 0.03301 | 428 | 289 | 92 | 47 |
204 | Your wife is having an affair with the taxidermist. | 1.4346 | 0.03200 | 428 | 283 | 104 | 41 |
205 | No, not that that old apple-slash-garden story again. Read the one where I bite that pretty Egyptian lady. | 1.4345 | 0.03271 | 412 | 273 | 99 | 40 |
206 | Can you read me the part about Eve again? | 1.4344 | 0.03046 | 465 | 306 | 116 | 43 |
207 | I thought you called for your serpent | 1.4343 | 0.03245 | 426 | 284 | 99 | 43 |
208 | I could swallow you completely, but I'm going to save your head for my trophy room. | 1.4334 | 0.03618 | 353 | 238 | 77 | 38 |
209 | Come on… get to the part where she takes a bite of the apple! | 1.4329 | 0.03121 | 462 | 309 | 106 | 47 |
210 | And then the very hungry caterpillar .... | 1.4323 | 0.03477 | 347 | 227 | 90 | 30 |
211 | Ooh, Paradise Lost! I have a cameo in that, you know. | 1.4323 | 0.03769 | 310 | 206 | 74 | 30 |
212 | Genesis" is fake news | 1.4313 | 0.03515 | 364 | 244 | 83 | 37 |
213 | Vote Republican | 1.4303 | 0.03583 | 409 | 290 | 62 | 57 |
214 | FYI, the taxidermist tasted just like chicken. | 1.4302 | 0.03134 | 437 | 289 | 108 | 40 |
215 | Spoiler alert: Eve is quite impressionable. | 1.4300 | 0.03298 | 407 | 272 | 95 | 40 |
216 | Spoiler alert: In the end they both eat the apple. | 1.4296 | 0.03317 | 419 | 284 | 90 | 45 |
217 | This is what happens when you read Steven King. | 1.4294 | 0.03542 | 354 | 237 | 82 | 35 |
218 | We both like to curl up with a good book I see | 1.4290 | 0.03325 | 366 | 238 | 99 | 29 |
219 | Your deer head was delicious but I'm still famished. | 1.4289 | 0.03238 | 401 | 264 | 102 | 35 |
220 | Genesis, chapter 3? Fake news! | 1.4289 | 0.03426 | 415 | 287 | 78 | 50 |
221 | Read me the one about the tree in the garden, again. | 1.4282 | 0.03123 | 439 | 291 | 108 | 40 |
222 | Ironically, I found being mounted constricting. | 1.4281 | 0.03745 | 306 | 203 | 75 | 28 |
223 | Don't worry, I'm stuffed" | 1.4278 | 0.03564 | 360 | 244 | 78 | 38 |
224 | Personally, I find it offensive that they call you lawyers snakes! | 1.4277 | 0.03640 | 325 | 216 | 79 | 30 |
225 | Read the part about Cleopatra again. | 1.4274 | 0.03308 | 379 | 249 | 98 | 32 |
226 | That business about Adam and Eve? Fake news! | 1.4273 | 0.03249 | 454 | 313 | 88 | 53 |
227 | Did she eat the apple? | 1.4269 | 0.03275 | 417 | 281 | 94 | 42 |
228 | Spoiler alert—God frames the serpent. | 1.4266 | 0.03585 | 354 | 240 | 77 | 37 |
229 | So whose the trophy now big guy? | 1.4258 | 0.03218 | 411 | 273 | 101 | 37 |
230 | Oh, I see you're reading Genesis. I know how this one ends! | 1.4254 | 0.03269 | 402 | 268 | 97 | 37 |
231 | Don't believe everything you read. Adam was all for it. | 1.4251 | 0.03273 | 414 | 279 | 94 | 41 |
232 | I wasn't done reading that page. | 1.4249 | 0.03118 | 433 | 287 | 108 | 38 |
233 | Tempting, but let's not piss God off again | 1.4246 | 0.03373 | 391 | 264 | 88 | 39 |
234 | Could you turn back to the part about me in the Garden of Eden? | 1.4242 | 0.03155 | 429 | 286 | 104 | 39 |
235 | Let’s just say the taxidermist owed me a favor. | 1.4237 | 0.03304 | 354 | 229 | 100 | 25 |
236 | Oh, I'm gonna be stuffed all right. | 1.4232 | 0.03316 | 397 | 267 | 92 | 38 |
237 | Don’t believe what they say about me in chapter one. | 1.4227 | 0.03459 | 362 | 243 | 85 | 34 |
238 | Is your wife named Eve? I'd like to have a word with her. | 1.4226 | 0.03220 | 407 | 271 | 100 | 36 |
239 | Your toilet is plugged. | 1.4226 | 0.03516 | 381 | 263 | 75 | 43 |
240 | Betcha’ wish the damn moose was still up there, don’t you? | 1.4202 | 0.03492 | 357 | 241 | 82 | 34 |
241 | I feel like a snack. How about you? | 1.4201 | 0.03816 | 319 | 220 | 64 | 35 |
242 | Don’t believe everything you read in that Bible. | 1.4200 | 0.03909 | 300 | 206 | 62 | 32 |
243 | I decided to go out for dinner tonight. | 1.4195 | 0.03782 | 298 | 200 | 71 | 27 |
244 | Lets switch places and surprise your wife! | 1.4185 | 0.03433 | 399 | 277 | 77 | 45 |
245 | Sorry about the dog. | 1.4185 | 0.03328 | 368 | 244 | 94 | 30 |
246 | It doesn’t end well. | 1.4180 | 0.03667 | 311 | 208 | 76 | 27 |
247 | So, where's Eve? | 1.4178 | 0.03115 | 426 | 284 | 106 | 36 |
248 | If you wanted to know about good and evil you could have just asked. | 1.4176 | 0.03315 | 340 | 220 | 98 | 22 |
249 | Our deal was, I’d play dead when you had company, and you would play with me when you didn’t. | 1.4171 | 0.03477 | 362 | 246 | 81 | 35 |
250 | Like you it does not end well. | 1.4153 | 0.03649 | 313 | 210 | 76 | 27 |
251 | Don’t worry, I’m vaccinated | 1.4153 | 0.03470 | 366 | 250 | 80 | 36 |
252 | Read me the one about the apple again. | 1.4147 | 0.03287 | 340 | 220 | 99 | 21 |
253 | How about a fire? I’m cold blooded. | 1.4141 | 0.03817 | 297 | 202 | 67 | 28 |
254 | That lion head was delicious! What’s for dessert? | 1.4140 | 0.03555 | 314 | 208 | 82 | 24 |
255 | Excuse me, where's the rest of this moose? | 1.4138 | 0.03416 | 377 | 258 | 82 | 37 |
256 | Did I rattle you? | 1.4130 | 0.03283 | 385 | 259 | 93 | 33 |
257 | I've taken care of the mice in the wall. | 1.4119 | 0.03295 | 369 | 246 | 94 | 29 |
258 | In the end they eat the apple. | 1.4116 | 0.03443 | 379 | 262 | 78 | 39 |
259 | Let's just say you should get a better taxidermist | 1.4113 | 0.03126 | 423 | 285 | 102 | 36 |
260 | It was the butler | 1.4113 | 0.03408 | 355 | 239 | 86 | 30 |
261 | Genesis? Don't believe everything you read. | 1.4112 | 0.03135 | 428 | 290 | 100 | 38 |
262 | So are you and Eve still in touch? | 1.4108 | 0.03491 | 353 | 241 | 79 | 33 |
263 | Your poor taxidermy skills are finally coming back to bite you... | 1.4102 | 0.03350 | 334 | 219 | 93 | 22 |
264 | I'm a big book worm too | 1.4099 | 0.03572 | 322 | 217 | 78 | 27 |
265 | I finally passed the cat. | 1.4097 | 0.03390 | 371 | 253 | 84 | 34 |
266 | I’m just popping out for a bite to eat. | 1.4095 | 0.03515 | 315 | 209 | 83 | 23 |
267 | Got any more deer heads? | 1.4084 | 0.03170 | 404 | 272 | 99 | 33 |
268 | Mind if I squeeze in? | 1.4082 | 0.03646 | 316 | 215 | 73 | 28 |
269 | Isn't this better than me coming up through the bathroom toilet? | 1.4078 | 0.03705 | 309 | 211 | 70 | 28 |
270 | You gonna drink that? | 1.4075 | 0.03468 | 346 | 235 | 81 | 30 |
271 | Now, don't you wish you had gone with the moose head | 1.4073 | 0.03677 | 302 | 204 | 73 | 25 |
272 | You know what happened the last time someone had a chat with a talking snake?! | 1.4068 | 0.03676 | 295 | 198 | 74 | 23 |
273 | You’re out of venison. | 1.4066 | 0.03467 | 332 | 223 | 83 | 26 |
274 | Better than snakes on a plane. Am I right? | 1.4054 | 0.03238 | 370 | 247 | 96 | 27 |
275 | You're in my chair again | 1.4045 | 0.03575 | 314 | 212 | 77 | 25 |
276 | First of all, your taxidermist is a fraud. | 1.4039 | 0.03917 | 255 | 171 | 65 | 19 |
277 | You live in Florida - what do expect? | 1.4035 | 0.03663 | 285 | 190 | 75 | 20 |
278 | Skip to the bit where Eve finds the apple. | 1.4035 | 0.03147 | 404 | 273 | 99 | 32 |
279 | Let me guess, the snake is the villain. | 1.4032 | 0.03566 | 315 | 213 | 77 | 25 |
280 | You might want to talk to your taxidermist. | 1.4029 | 0.03507 | 340 | 233 | 77 | 30 |
281 | I'm a big bookworm. | 1.4027 | 0.03708 | 298 | 203 | 70 | 25 |
282 | Don’t worry. Just stretching. | 1.4026 | 0.03664 | 303 | 206 | 72 | 25 |
283 | Taxidermy For Dummies, eh? | 1.4019 | 0.03573 | 321 | 219 | 75 | 27 |
284 | Mr Peaoody had long ago learned how to ignore his LSD flashbacks | 1.4019 | 0.03627 | 321 | 221 | 71 | 29 |
285 | Sorry, did I rattle you? | 1.4013 | 0.03565 | 304 | 204 | 78 | 22 |
286 | Maybe you aren't cut out for hallucinogenics. | 1.4007 | 0.03865 | 297 | 208 | 59 | 30 |
287 | No worries--I'm just stretching. | 1.4006 | 0.03426 | 322 | 215 | 85 | 22 |
288 | That's not your first glass of wine, is it!? | 1.4006 | 0.03431 | 347 | 237 | 81 | 29 |
289 | You can't believe everything you read in the Bible. | 1.4005 | 0.03076 | 382 | 252 | 107 | 23 |
290 | You might want to find a new taxidermist. | 1.4000 | 0.03175 | 380 | 255 | 98 | 27 |
291 | You can turn the page now. | 1.4000 | 0.03433 | 350 | 240 | 80 | 30 |
292 | Why don't we skip ahead and see who did it? | 1.4000 | 0.03433 | 350 | 240 | 80 | 30 |
293 | So Adam, life outside the Garden not so bad, eh? | 1.3995 | 0.03201 | 383 | 259 | 95 | 29 |
294 | Spoiler: Slytherin wins. | 1.3994 | 0.03412 | 353 | 242 | 81 | 30 |
295 | Don’t believe what you read. Actually, eating the apple was all Adam’s idea… | 1.3994 | 0.03433 | 343 | 234 | 81 | 28 |
296 | So what is Professor Freud saying about our relationship? | 1.3994 | 0.03706 | 308 | 213 | 67 | 28 |
297 | I guess I should have paid the TAXIDERMIST full price! | 1.3993 | 0.03612 | 298 | 201 | 75 | 22 |
298 | I cleaned the chimney and ate the deer head…Anything else? | 1.3993 | 0.03811 | 293 | 203 | 63 | 27 |
299 | That deer head was delicious. | 1.3993 | 0.03926 | 268 | 184 | 61 | 23 |
300 | Loved your antelope. Who’s next? | 1.3989 | 0.03358 | 361 | 247 | 84 | 30 |
301 | That garden story is fake news you know! | 1.3988 | 0.03637 | 326 | 227 | 68 | 31 |
302 | Guess what's for dinner,Harry? | 1.3984 | 0.03173 | 384 | 259 | 97 | 28 |
303 | Turn the page. | 1.3982 | 0.03509 | 329 | 225 | 77 | 27 |
304 | How's this for suspense? | 1.3974 | 0.03556 | 312 | 212 | 76 | 24 |
305 | But you said after I brushed my fangs, we'd read another chapter of Slithering Heights. | 1.3973 | 0.03681 | 297 | 203 | 70 | 24 |
306 | I know you like reading Harry Potter aloud and doing all the voices, but can you tone down the Parseltongue accent? Its offensive. | 1.3965 | 0.03854 | 285 | 198 | 61 | 26 |
307 | Snake? No, I'm just a huge bookworm. | 1.3957 | 0.03529 | 326 | 224 | 75 | 27 |
308 | reading helps me unwind | 1.3956 | 0.03608 | 316 | 218 | 71 | 27 |
309 | Is this your nightmare or mine? | 1.3956 | 0.03717 | 316 | 222 | 63 | 31 |
310 | Still looking for knowledge, I see. | 1.3950 | 0.03924 | 281 | 197 | 57 | 27 |
311 | personally, I found that book rather constricting | 1.3950 | 0.03500 | 319 | 217 | 78 | 24 |
312 | Sssssstorytime! | 1.3942 | 0.03465 | 312 | 210 | 81 | 21 |
313 | Yes, I ate the moose. | 1.3942 | 0.03582 | 312 | 214 | 73 | 25 |
314 | I like to curl around a good book, too. | 1.3941 | 0.03211 | 373 | 253 | 93 | 27 |
315 | You ever hear from Eve? | 1.3938 | 0.03463 | 320 | 217 | 80 | 23 |
316 | Mom did warn me that my trophy wife would turn out to be a real snake. | 1.3938 | 0.03628 | 320 | 223 | 68 | 29 |
317 | I wasn't finished reading that page. | 1.3934 | 0.03736 | 272 | 184 | 69 | 19 |
318 | And you were worried about rats? | 1.3934 | 0.03376 | 361 | 250 | 80 | 31 |
319 | Don't you just love curling up with a good book? | 1.3931 | 0.03576 | 290 | 195 | 76 | 19 |
320 | Apple for your thoughts? | 1.3931 | 0.03834 | 290 | 203 | 60 | 27 |
321 | You know, you really shouldn't read spells out-loud. | 1.3926 | 0.03482 | 349 | 244 | 73 | 32 |
322 | I thought you said, "Eat, Prey, Love." | 1.3925 | 0.03878 | 265 | 182 | 62 | 21 |
323 | Are you sure the clearance bin at the taxidermist was a good idea? | 1.3922 | 0.03593 | 334 | 235 | 67 | 32 |
324 | Just think of me as Schrodinger's python. | 1.3913 | 0.04287 | 230 | 161 | 48 | 21 |
325 | I'd like to give you a hug. | 1.3912 | 0.03541 | 294 | 198 | 77 | 19 |
326 | Eat the other apple and you can go back to living naked and carefree. | 1.3910 | 0.03938 | 266 | 185 | 58 | 23 |
327 | Can I interest you in an apple? | 1.3902 | 0.03535 | 328 | 228 | 72 | 28 |
328 | Mind if I curl up with a good book? | 1.3902 | 0.03617 | 264 | 175 | 75 | 14 |
329 | I'm cold blooded. Could you light the fireplace. | 1.3900 | 0.03311 | 341 | 231 | 87 | 23 |
330 | Can you read a little slower? I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around it. | 1.3898 | 0.04069 | 254 | 178 | 53 | 23 |
331 | If that is the Bible, I can tell you how it ends. | 1.3889 | 0.03538 | 324 | 225 | 72 | 27 |
332 | Reading Genesis? You know I got a new tell-all coming out soon, right? | 1.3887 | 0.03836 | 265 | 182 | 63 | 20 |
333 | Don't worry, I'm fully vaccinated. | 1.3885 | 0.03915 | 278 | 196 | 56 | 26 |
334 | You’re gonna wish you’d hung a fish instead. | 1.3883 | 0.03296 | 309 | 204 | 90 | 15 |
335 | Since you voted for Trump... | 1.3882 | 0.04132 | 255 | 181 | 49 | 25 |
336 | The ending will make you recoil | 1.3879 | 0.04212 | 232 | 162 | 50 | 20 |
337 | Can I get you an apple? | 1.3871 | 0.03461 | 341 | 238 | 74 | 29 |
338 | Do you mind if I read over your shoulder? | 1.3870 | 0.03619 | 292 | 200 | 71 | 21 |
339 | Reading really stimulates the imagination, doesn’t it? | 1.3869 | 0.03498 | 336 | 235 | 72 | 29 |
340 | I’m sssssure I will run again in 2024 | 1.3866 | 0.03439 | 344 | 240 | 75 | 29 |
341 | Can't believe everything you read. Genesis, for example, is all lies. | 1.3861 | 0.03737 | 303 | 214 | 61 | 28 |
342 | Read me the part about the apple. | 1.3860 | 0.03444 | 329 | 227 | 77 | 25 |
343 | Remember that acid you dropped in 1979? Well, I am the flashback they warned you about! | 1.3855 | 0.03578 | 332 | 235 | 66 | 31 |
344 | Hi—I'm the ghost of lysergic acid diethylamide past. | 1.3853 | 0.03516 | 340 | 240 | 69 | 31 |
345 | you know there’s a whole other secret apartment behind your trophy wall… | 1.3844 | 0.03126 | 320 | 209 | 99 | 12 |
346 | Spoiler alert: Adam and Eve lose. | 1.3840 | 0.04187 | 250 | 179 | 46 | 25 |
347 | Hey! I wasn't finished reading that page. | 1.3838 | 0.03636 | 297 | 206 | 68 | 23 |
348 | I am a book worm too. | 1.3837 | 0.03825 | 258 | 177 | 63 | 18 |
349 | Your snake in the toilet nightmare has evolved. | 1.3836 | 0.03679 | 292 | 203 | 66 | 23 |
350 | I was framed | 1.3835 | 0.04002 | 266 | 189 | 52 | 25 |
351 | Seriously, you are never going to finish that book. | 1.3833 | 0.03884 | 287 | 205 | 54 | 28 |
352 | The taxidermist owed me a favor “ | 1.3831 | 0.03833 | 261 | 180 | 62 | 19 |
353 | Who wears a suit to read a book? No wonder Yale was the only school that accepted you. | 1.3831 | 0.03604 | 308 | 215 | 68 | 25 |
354 | My tail is stuck in the toilet again. | 1.3831 | 0.04093 | 248 | 175 | 51 | 22 |
355 | A message from Eve: get yourself downstairs for dinner immediately. | 1.3831 | 0.03684 | 295 | 206 | 65 | 24 |
356 | Ok. Everything's looking good. When she gets here, slip her the apple. | 1.3822 | 0.03467 | 314 | 216 | 76 | 22 |
357 | I feel constricted. | 1.3821 | 0.03686 | 280 | 193 | 67 | 20 |
358 | You know, your estate really should try to get a refund from that taxidermist. | 1.3815 | 0.03851 | 270 | 189 | 59 | 22 |
359 | Hello, I'd like to talk to you about you car's extended warranty. | 1.3814 | 0.03935 | 291 | 211 | 49 | 31 |
360 | This must be your first house with a central vacuum. | 1.3814 | 0.03738 | 312 | 224 | 57 | 31 |
361 | never trust your ex-wifes taxidermist | 1.3808 | 0.04116 | 239 | 168 | 51 | 20 |
362 | Did you get to the part about the apple? | 1.3806 | 0.03555 | 310 | 216 | 70 | 24 |
363 | Bob, I haven’t seen you since the last time you drank six of those. | 1.3801 | 0.03657 | 271 | 185 | 69 | 17 |
364 | We gotta talk, I think I ate some of your Viagra pills. | 1.3796 | 0.03809 | 274 | 192 | 60 | 22 |
365 | Turn the page already. | 1.3795 | 0.04215 | 224 | 157 | 49 | 18 |
366 | Eating of the tree of knowledge, are you? | 1.3793 | 0.03567 | 319 | 225 | 67 | 27 |
367 | I bet thiss is not your firsst drink tonight. | 1.3791 | 0.03915 | 277 | 198 | 53 | 26 |
368 | Yes, I'm a boa, but I'm not constricted. | 1.3789 | 0.03836 | 285 | 203 | 56 | 26 |
369 | Is that the Bible? I despise that book. | 1.3787 | 0.03748 | 301 | 215 | 58 | 28 |
370 | Go back. I wasn’t finished with that page. | 1.3787 | 0.03535 | 301 | 208 | 72 | 21 |
371 | Hey, it's your dream, your therapist will have a field day with this. | 1.3785 | 0.04052 | 251 | 178 | 51 | 22 |
372 | Your face! Oh, I wish I had a camera! | 1.3785 | 0.03677 | 288 | 201 | 65 | 22 |
373 | You need an Apple. | 1.3784 | 0.03575 | 296 | 205 | 70 | 21 |
374 | Can I try your wine. The deer was pretty dry. | 1.3780 | 0.03809 | 291 | 208 | 56 | 27 |
375 | If you pop a couple mice on the mantle every night I promise not to call the SPCA. | 1.3777 | 0.03734 | 278 | 194 | 63 | 21 |
376 | I've always liked Genesis myself. | 1.3775 | 0.04034 | 249 | 176 | 52 | 21 |
377 | Okay, turn the page! | 1.3774 | 0.03828 | 257 | 178 | 61 | 18 |
378 | Your trophy wife sent me. | 1.3774 | 0.03581 | 310 | 218 | 67 | 25 |
379 | Apple stock. Trust me! | 1.3772 | 0.03764 | 289 | 205 | 59 | 25 |
380 | On the other side of this wall is a bulge in my stomach that used to be your moose. | 1.3770 | 0.03780 | 313 | 228 | 52 | 33 |
381 | Apparently "stuffed animal" has more than one meaning. | 1.3770 | 0.04000 | 252 | 178 | 53 | 21 |
382 | Spoiler alert, Reverend. While I don't normally overextend myself like this, you should know that my alleged influence on Eve in chapter one is way overblown. | 1.3769 | 0.03902 | 268 | 190 | 55 | 23 |
383 | Where did you get that singing fish? It was delicious. | 1.3763 | 0.03708 | 295 | 209 | 61 | 25 |
384 | I just love this story! Read the part again where Cleopatra dies. | 1.3758 | 0.03619 | 298 | 209 | 66 | 23 |
385 | But you have to ask yourself, what if this isn't a dream? | 1.3755 | 0.04090 | 237 | 167 | 51 | 19 |
386 | You reading Harry Potter? I see myself as a Slytherin. | 1.3755 | 0.03996 | 245 | 172 | 54 | 19 |
387 | That part about me and the apple is nonsense. Trust me. | 1.3754 | 0.03599 | 285 | 197 | 69 | 19 |
388 | Define 'Stuffed,' Harold. | 1.3754 | 0.03532 | 293 | 202 | 72 | 19 |
389 | Mind if I give you a squeeze? | 1.3750 | 0.03788 | 272 | 191 | 60 | 21 |
390 | The ssssnake eatsss the guy at the end | 1.3746 | 0.03448 | 323 | 226 | 73 | 24 |
391 | The lion’s head was just an appetizer. | 1.3745 | 0.03723 | 275 | 192 | 63 | 20 |
392 | Where do you keep the rest of the bear? | 1.3745 | 0.03945 | 267 | 191 | 52 | 24 |
393 | And you have the nerve to call me 'cold-blooded'? | 1.3739 | 0.04330 | 222 | 159 | 43 | 20 |
394 | Can you read me The Jungle Book again? | 1.3738 | 0.04086 | 214 | 147 | 54 | 13 |
395 | You could have chosen a trophy wife instead, but nooo. | 1.3738 | 0.04495 | 214 | 155 | 38 | 21 |
396 | Your plumber is an idiot. | 1.3737 | 0.03687 | 297 | 211 | 61 | 25 |
397 | Either use different voices for Dmitri and Alyosha, or start over. I've lost the plot here. | 1.3737 | 0.04538 | 198 | 141 | 40 | 17 |
398 | I ate the moose. | 1.3737 | 0.03495 | 289 | 198 | 74 | 17 |
399 | For a Boa, a wall mount can be very constricting. | 1.3737 | 0.03727 | 289 | 205 | 60 | 24 |
400 | If you wake up your wife, we can play that fun garden game. | 1.3735 | 0.03948 | 249 | 175 | 55 | 19 |
401 | Tickle, tickle! | 1.3734 | 0.03489 | 399 | 300 | 49 | 50 |
402 | You may want to have a word with your taxidermist | 1.3731 | 0.03831 | 260 | 182 | 59 | 19 |
403 | read me the part about the apple again... That's my favorite part | 1.3729 | 0.03512 | 303 | 211 | 71 | 21 |
404 | Comfortable? | 1.3729 | 0.03545 | 295 | 205 | 70 | 20 |
405 | I’m a little cold. How about lighting a fire? | 1.3729 | 0.03609 | 295 | 207 | 66 | 22 |
406 | It's time to get a new dog. | 1.3728 | 0.03613 | 279 | 193 | 68 | 18 |
407 | So, the guy next door won't be bothering you anymore. | 1.3726 | 0.03563 | 263 | 178 | 72 | 13 |
408 | You may be wondering where the dog is… | 1.3726 | 0.03838 | 263 | 185 | 58 | 20 |
409 | You don't mind, do you? I can't see the TV from there. | 1.3724 | 0.03812 | 290 | 209 | 54 | 27 |
410 | Does the distinction between "venomous" and "poisonous" really matter when I'm so obviously literate? | 1.3719 | 0.03629 | 285 | 199 | 66 | 20 |
411 | I wasn’t done that page yet. | 1.3715 | 0.04021 | 253 | 181 | 50 | 22 |
412 | Snake preview... | 1.3711 | 0.03706 | 291 | 207 | 60 | 24 |
413 | Don’t mind me, I’m just unhinging my jaw. | 1.3710 | 0.03485 | 310 | 217 | 71 | 22 |
414 | reportsss of my death are greatly exaggerated | 1.3707 | 0.04055 | 232 | 163 | 52 | 17 |
415 | What's the problem? Haven't you ever seen a bookworm before? | 1.3698 | 0.03535 | 311 | 220 | 67 | 24 |
416 | Pssssssst! WHO wants a hug? | 1.3697 | 0.03419 | 330 | 233 | 72 | 25 |
417 | Can I show you how to curl up with a good book? | 1.3696 | 0.03525 | 276 | 189 | 72 | 15 |
418 | Your wife is using the Apple | 1.3695 | 0.03573 | 295 | 207 | 67 | 21 |
419 | Don’t stop reading now! What did the snake do after the bit with the apple? | 1.3692 | 0.03940 | 260 | 186 | 52 | 22 |
420 | Read me the part where Harry Potter frees the snake. | 1.3691 | 0.03600 | 317 | 228 | 61 | 28 |
421 | I made the taxidermist an offer he couldn't refuse. | 1.3690 | 0.03754 | 271 | 191 | 60 | 20 |
422 | C'mon, c'mon. Drink the apple cider. What harm could it cause? | 1.3690 | 0.03515 | 290 | 201 | 71 | 18 |
423 | After what you did to me, I can no longer be a civil serpent. | 1.3689 | 0.04281 | 225 | 162 | 43 | 20 |
424 | Tinnitus, eh? Or is it a persistent rattling. | 1.3688 | 0.03756 | 263 | 184 | 61 | 18 |
425 | So, how do you like Florida? | 1.3688 | 0.04089 | 263 | 193 | 43 | 27 |
426 | My name's Monty. What is your name? | 1.3686 | 0.04137 | 236 | 169 | 47 | 20 |
427 | It’s just the two of us now. | 1.3681 | 0.03595 | 307 | 219 | 63 | 25 |
428 | Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3680 | 0.04129 | 250 | 182 | 44 | 24 |
429 | My favourite part is when they eat the apple. | 1.3679 | 0.03663 | 299 | 214 | 60 | 25 |
430 | So,how was the edible? | 1.3674 | 0.03603 | 313 | 225 | 61 | 27 |
431 | It’s a bit late to consult the taxidermy manual | 1.3673 | 0.03749 | 275 | 195 | 59 | 21 |
432 | If it isn’t my old nemesis Professor Plum. No one will guess it was the snake on the wall in the study! | 1.3671 | 0.03939 | 286 | 211 | 45 | 30 |
433 | Don't you love Monty Python? | 1.3669 | 0.03992 | 248 | 177 | 51 | 20 |
434 | Mr. Snake, in the library, with all the time in the world. | 1.3669 | 0.03789 | 278 | 199 | 56 | 23 |
435 | Please, just one more chapter and I promise I’ll go right to bed. | 1.3667 | 0.03797 | 270 | 192 | 57 | 21 |
436 | Aww, does somebody need a hug? | 1.3667 | 0.03528 | 300 | 211 | 68 | 21 |
437 | Read me the story about the apple. | 1.3667 | 0.03591 | 300 | 213 | 64 | 23 |
438 | My name is not Monty | 1.3663 | 0.03803 | 273 | 195 | 56 | 22 |
439 | Look under 'venomous'. | 1.3663 | 0.04132 | 243 | 176 | 45 | 22 |
440 | Asp and you shall receive. | 1.3661 | 0.03569 | 295 | 208 | 66 | 21 |
441 | I am the Ghost of Christmas Asp. | 1.3659 | 0.03876 | 276 | 200 | 51 | 25 |
442 | I prefer a stuffed shirt over a stuffed, mounted deer any day. | 1.3659 | 0.04416 | 205 | 147 | 41 | 17 |
443 | Remember the first time I did this... you nearly had a heart attack. Look at you now. | 1.3655 | 0.03441 | 290 | 200 | 74 | 16 |
444 | The taxidermist was experiencing an existential crisis and only sedated me. | 1.3654 | 0.03608 | 312 | 225 | 60 | 27 |
445 | Does somebody need a hug? | 1.3647 | 0.03750 | 255 | 178 | 61 | 16 |
446 | It's payback time! Apparently you did not recognize that the taxidermist was the kid you bullied in high school. | 1.3645 | 0.03749 | 299 | 218 | 53 | 28 |
447 | Mind if I take a sip? | 1.3644 | 0.04088 | 236 | 169 | 48 | 19 |
448 | You'd feel less tense if you wore a boa. | 1.3643 | 0.03567 | 291 | 205 | 66 | 20 |
449 | Time for our good night hug. | 1.3640 | 0.03837 | 283 | 206 | 51 | 26 |
450 | Wanna hear my side of the story of Adam & Eve? | 1.3636 | 0.03575 | 286 | 201 | 66 | 19 |
451 | Might I impose upon you to turn up the heat in the next room? | 1.3636 | 0.03237 | 352 | 248 | 80 | 24 |
452 | P'ssst! Have you gotten to the part about the apple yet? | 1.3633 | 0.03822 | 267 | 191 | 55 | 21 |
453 | Word of advice: next time, shoot the tiger. | 1.3632 | 0.04538 | 190 | 136 | 39 | 15 |
454 | The asp did it. | 1.3630 | 0.03756 | 281 | 202 | 56 | 23 |
455 | It's Python, Monty Python. Not Jake the Snake! | 1.3629 | 0.04203 | 237 | 173 | 42 | 22 |
456 | Eve wants you join us for dinner in the garden. | 1.3626 | 0.03796 | 262 | 186 | 57 | 19 |
457 | This was supposed to be my curl up spot | 1.3626 | 0.03758 | 262 | 185 | 59 | 18 |
458 | Maybe it’s not my place to say, but your taxidermist is just phoning it in at this point. | 1.3626 | 0.04448 | 171 | 118 | 44 | 9 |
459 | Where’s Eve? | 1.3621 | 0.03606 | 290 | 206 | 63 | 21 |
460 | So how do you like the psilocybin I put in your wine? | 1.3620 | 0.03875 | 279 | 204 | 49 | 26 |
461 | Oh, I see you are reading "The Snake" by Al Wilson. You know this is Trump's favorite poem comparing me to the refugees coming over the border. Not all snakes are poisonous, vicious, and bite. Could you clear that up for him?" sighed the snake | 1.3618 | 0.04616 | 199 | 146 | 34 | 19 |
462 | No I am not reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets to you AGAIN | 1.3615 | 0.03615 | 260 | 180 | 66 | 14 |
463 | You must be Adam. | 1.3614 | 0.03649 | 285 | 203 | 61 | 21 |
464 | It's time to renew your Amazon Prime membership. | 1.3613 | 0.04145 | 238 | 173 | 44 | 21 |
465 | Did you happen to notice my plaque reads "Captured Live'? | 1.3613 | 0.03715 | 274 | 195 | 59 | 20 |
466 | Read me the part again where the serpent convinces Eve to bite into the apple. | 1.3612 | 0.03707 | 263 | 185 | 61 | 17 |
467 | So, it's still Eve's fault, right? | 1.3610 | 0.04243 | 205 | 145 | 46 | 14 |
468 | Now you know what that hissing sound is. | 1.3609 | 0.03678 | 266 | 187 | 62 | 17 |
469 | I have good news and bad news -- The Good being; you hired a really Bad Taxidermist | 1.3609 | 0.03874 | 230 | 160 | 57 | 13 |
470 | Just ignore that part about the serpent. | 1.3608 | 0.03596 | 291 | 207 | 63 | 21 |
471 | I love to curl up with a good book….reader. | 1.3608 | 0.03785 | 255 | 180 | 58 | 17 |
472 | I imagine you forgot about the "tail regenerates" thing, didn't you? | 1.3607 | 0.04157 | 219 | 156 | 47 | 16 |
473 | Read the part again where it's Eve's fault I have no horns or legs. | 1.3605 | 0.03504 | 294 | 207 | 68 | 19 |
474 | Now we’ll ssssssee whose head lookssssss besssssst on the wall! | 1.3605 | 0.03988 | 258 | 188 | 47 | 23 |
475 | This is absolutely your last opportunity to extend your car's warranty. | 1.3603 | 0.04195 | 247 | 183 | 39 | 25 |
476 | So did they eat the apple or what? | 1.3600 | 0.03551 | 300 | 214 | 64 | 22 |
477 | Trust me. It doesn’t end well. | 1.3597 | 0.03531 | 278 | 194 | 68 | 16 |
478 | You are getting very sss-sleepy... | 1.3595 | 0.03743 | 242 | 168 | 61 | 13 |
479 | Sorry to trouble you, but would you mind just scratching my nose? | 1.3594 | 0.04078 | 217 | 153 | 50 | 14 |
480 | I think your wife might be on to us. | 1.3589 | 0.04184 | 209 | 148 | 47 | 14 |
481 | Kill, then mount... | 1.3586 | 0.04023 | 237 | 170 | 49 | 18 |
482 | Please light the fire. I’m cold-blooded. | 1.3581 | 0.03346 | 310 | 217 | 75 | 18 |
483 | Is that what it is? Am I just a trophy pet to you? | 1.3577 | 0.03637 | 274 | 194 | 62 | 18 |
484 | If you asssssk me, the book of Genesis is just a lot of revisionist history. | 1.3576 | 0.03749 | 288 | 210 | 53 | 25 |
485 | Psst! You need a new taxidermist | 1.3571 | 0.03893 | 252 | 181 | 52 | 19 |
486 | Can I have a hug? | 1.3569 | 0.03900 | 255 | 184 | 51 | 20 |
487 | Don't blame me that things come alive when you read. | 1.3566 | 0.03981 | 244 | 176 | 49 | 19 |
488 | I’m glad we decided to read the book before watching the movie! | 1.3566 | 0.03852 | 244 | 173 | 55 | 16 |
489 | Coiled up with a good book? | 1.3565 | 0.03925 | 216 | 150 | 55 | 11 |
490 | Remember the acid trip in 1969? | 1.3564 | 0.03640 | 289 | 208 | 59 | 22 |
491 | You had me at, 'Now the serpent was the most cunning of all the wild animals that the Lord God had made…' | 1.3562 | 0.03881 | 233 | 164 | 55 | 14 |
492 | You think this is bad? Wait till you see my brother in your toilet! | 1.3562 | 0.04099 | 219 | 156 | 48 | 15 |
493 | Sometimes a snake is just a snake. | 1.3561 | 0.04235 | 205 | 146 | 45 | 14 |
494 | I also like to curl up with a good book, you know. | 1.3560 | 0.03872 | 250 | 179 | 53 | 18 |
495 | Read me the one about Adam and Eve again. | 1.3559 | 0.03940 | 236 | 168 | 52 | 16 |
496 | Yep, sorry. The moose tested positive. | 1.3556 | 0.03751 | 284 | 207 | 53 | 24 |
497 | Do you feel like an apple? | 1.3552 | 0.03656 | 259 | 182 | 62 | 15 |
498 | Thought I was dead...didn't ya! | 1.3552 | 0.03759 | 290 | 213 | 51 | 26 |
499 | Are you reading hisssstory? | 1.3548 | 0.03892 | 248 | 178 | 52 | 18 |
500 | Get ready for something really off-the-wall. | 1.3546 | 0.03647 | 251 | 175 | 63 | 13 |
501 | I see you're reading Freud again. | 1.3541 | 0.04007 | 209 | 146 | 52 | 11 |
502 | I’ll bet you’re sorry you had me done at Eve’s Taxidermy. | 1.3539 | 0.03989 | 243 | 176 | 48 | 19 |
503 | Hmm. "Do-It-Yourself Taxidermy." Good book, Steve? | 1.3538 | 0.03919 | 260 | 190 | 48 | 22 |
504 | What time did they say the mushrooms would kick in? | 1.3536 | 0.03773 | 263 | 189 | 55 | 19 |
505 | Would you like to see MY trophy room? | 1.3536 | 0.03812 | 263 | 190 | 53 | 20 |
506 | No. I do not know what it's like to have someone read over my shoulder. | 1.3536 | 0.04479 | 181 | 129 | 40 | 12 |
507 | Quentin reconsiders his choice of a live trophy | 1.3535 | 0.04274 | 198 | 141 | 44 | 13 |
508 | What if I told you I could save you 15% or more on your car insurance? | 1.3534 | 0.03840 | 232 | 163 | 56 | 13 |
509 | I don’t like the Adam and Eve story it’s scary . | 1.3532 | 0.04158 | 218 | 157 | 45 | 16 |
510 | Just having someone to turn the page puts all the joy back to reading. | 1.3532 | 0.03947 | 235 | 168 | 51 | 16 |
511 | That inexpensive taxidermist you hired sends regards. | 1.3532 | 0.03562 | 269 | 189 | 65 | 15 |
512 | The Moose was delicious! Do you have more trophies? A Bison perhaps? | 1.3523 | 0.03495 | 281 | 198 | 67 | 16 |
513 | Genesis . . . hmmm . . . care to hear my side of the story? | 1.3523 | 0.03875 | 264 | 193 | 49 | 22 |
514 | I felt so constricted up there. | 1.3522 | 0.03813 | 247 | 176 | 55 | 16 |
515 | Hey man your wall is out of mice again | 1.3522 | 0.03941 | 247 | 179 | 49 | 19 |
516 | You promisssed we could read "All About Eve" | 1.3521 | 0.04277 | 213 | 155 | 41 | 17 |
517 | I see you're reading the Book of Genesis. Perhaps I can help? | 1.3521 | 0.03694 | 267 | 191 | 58 | 18 |
518 | Frankly you could use a little sin. | 1.3519 | 0.03516 | 287 | 204 | 65 | 18 |
519 | That taxidermist was delicious. | 1.3519 | 0.03750 | 287 | 211 | 51 | 25 |
520 | Wouldn't you be better off with a trophy WIFE? | 1.3519 | 0.03813 | 270 | 197 | 51 | 22 |
521 | FYI....your wiiiffffe is sleeeeeping with your taxxxidermissssst | 1.3518 | 0.03914 | 253 | 184 | 49 | 20 |
522 | You never talk to me anymore, Harry. | 1.3516 | 0.04526 | 182 | 131 | 38 | 13 |
523 | When are you going to tell her about us? | 1.3515 | 0.03944 | 239 | 172 | 50 | 17 |
524 | I think it's time you found your own place. | 1.3512 | 0.03953 | 242 | 175 | 49 | 18 |
525 | I so enjoy sneaking up on you. | 1.3510 | 0.03699 | 245 | 172 | 60 | 13 |
526 | I liked the movie better. | 1.3509 | 0.03788 | 265 | 192 | 53 | 20 |
527 | We've been meaning to contact you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3508 | 0.04910 | 191 | 146 | 23 | 22 |
528 | If thats a Bible you're reading way too much into it. | 1.3506 | 0.03765 | 271 | 197 | 53 | 21 |
529 | And knowing whereof they were wrong, they decided to blame the snake who was just minding his own business. | 1.3505 | 0.04260 | 214 | 156 | 41 | 17 |
530 | Do I really have a lisp? | 1.3504 | 0.04046 | 234 | 170 | 46 | 18 |
531 | Hans begins to question his interior designer | 1.3500 | 0.03608 | 280 | 201 | 60 | 19 |
532 | Guess where my tail is | 1.3500 | 0.03973 | 220 | 156 | 51 | 13 |
533 | Arthur's last words were going to be a very nasty Airbnb review. | 1.3498 | 0.04195 | 203 | 145 | 45 | 13 |
534 | I can stay in place when your friends come over. | 1.3496 | 0.03642 | 246 | 172 | 62 | 12 |
535 | It wasn't the apple. | 1.3493 | 0.03701 | 292 | 215 | 52 | 25 |
536 | I'd like to curl up with a good meal. | 1.3490 | 0.03768 | 255 | 183 | 55 | 17 |
537 | The mice … gone. | 1.3488 | 0.03979 | 215 | 152 | 51 | 12 |
538 | Yep, it didn’t just look like my eyes were following you. | 1.3483 | 0.04727 | 178 | 131 | 32 | 15 |
539 | I ate it...antlers and all! | 1.3483 | 0.04794 | 178 | 132 | 30 | 16 |
540 | Wanna play Jumanji? | 1.3483 | 0.04221 | 201 | 144 | 44 | 13 |
541 | Not sure what you did but Eve wants her rib back''' | 1.3478 | 0.04138 | 230 | 169 | 42 | 19 |
542 | If you taste anything like the taxidermist, I’m in for another treat! | 1.3478 | 0.03543 | 299 | 217 | 60 | 22 |
543 | This is what you get for using a discount taxidermist! | 1.3472 | 0.03588 | 265 | 188 | 62 | 15 |
544 | Don’t mind me. Just getting ready to curl up with a…um…good book, in front of the fireplace. Yeah, a good book. | 1.3471 | 0.03814 | 242 | 173 | 54 | 15 |
545 | Can I have a sip to wash down that moose? | 1.3467 | 0.03908 | 225 | 160 | 52 | 13 |
546 | Reading Poe after midnight can stretch one's imagination. | 1.3465 | 0.03971 | 228 | 164 | 49 | 15 |
547 | Did you get to the part with the talking snake yet? | 1.3463 | 0.04122 | 231 | 170 | 42 | 19 |
548 | Nobody wears a pocket handkerchief anymore. | 1.3460 | 0.03800 | 263 | 192 | 51 | 20 |
549 | You gotten to the good part where he eats the apple? | 1.3458 | 0.04097 | 240 | 178 | 41 | 21 |
550 | Just never know when life comes back to bite. | 1.3456 | 0.04002 | 217 | 155 | 49 | 13 |
551 | Now you see why you shouldn’t read aloud from “The Book of Spells!” | 1.3455 | 0.04552 | 191 | 141 | 34 | 16 |
552 | Is that the Bible? I have some serious objections to some of its content!!! | 1.3455 | 0.03983 | 246 | 181 | 45 | 20 |
553 | And another thing, your taxidermist has very cold hands. | 1.3453 | 0.04129 | 223 | 163 | 43 | 17 |
554 | These daily reading lessons are becoming a real stretch for me. | 1.3452 | 0.03578 | 252 | 177 | 63 | 12 |
555 | You just can’t find a reliable taxidermist any more. | 1.3450 | 0.03957 | 229 | 165 | 49 | 15 |
556 | Your car’s factory warranty is about to expire. | 1.3450 | 0.04079 | 258 | 195 | 37 | 26 |
557 | Don't worry. Intellectuals are too theoretical for my taste. | 1.3445 | 0.04047 | 209 | 149 | 48 | 12 |
558 | Wouldn't it be easier just to leave the toilet seat up from now on? | 1.3445 | 0.04268 | 209 | 153 | 40 | 16 |
559 | The Mystery of Loch Ness and too much wine appeared to be a bad combination. | 1.3444 | 0.03775 | 241 | 172 | 55 | 14 |
560 | Is not like the serpent crammed the apple down her throat. | 1.3443 | 0.03832 | 244 | 176 | 52 | 16 |
561 | Mind if I curl up with your book, and you? | 1.3439 | 0.03862 | 253 | 185 | 49 | 19 |
562 | I wouldn't have to do this if you'd listen to audio books. | 1.3438 | 0.04592 | 192 | 143 | 32 | 17 |
563 | I ate him and now I'm stuck | 1.3436 | 0.03929 | 227 | 163 | 50 | 14 |
564 | We need more mice in the basement | 1.3436 | 0.03978 | 227 | 164 | 48 | 15 |
565 | Tasty Moose head. What's next? | 1.3434 | 0.04490 | 198 | 147 | 34 | 17 |
566 | The Basilisk is actually a close friend of mine | 1.3426 | 0.03798 | 251 | 182 | 52 | 17 |
567 | I wouldn’t be reading over your shoulder if you’d just put a TV in this room. | 1.3426 | 0.04167 | 216 | 158 | 42 | 16 |
568 | On the bright side, I know where all the studs in the wall are. | 1.3426 | 0.04063 | 216 | 156 | 46 | 14 |
569 | There's a reason why they say you should cut off its head. | 1.3425 | 0.03357 | 292 | 207 | 70 | 15 |
570 | Would it kill you to read some fiction? | 1.3424 | 0.03737 | 257 | 186 | 54 | 17 |
571 | You smell good. | 1.3422 | 0.04359 | 187 | 135 | 40 | 12 |
572 | Spoiler: she eats the apple. | 1.3422 | 0.03717 | 263 | 191 | 54 | 18 |
573 | Well, after all, it is a den, isn't it? | 1.3421 | 0.03462 | 304 | 221 | 62 | 21 |
574 | Have you gotten to the part where I trick the humans into eating the apple? | 1.3419 | 0.03631 | 272 | 197 | 57 | 18 |
575 | We've gotten too sophisticated to offer people apples anymore. | 1.3419 | 0.03846 | 234 | 168 | 52 | 14 |
576 | And then the snake ate the man.....the end. | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
577 | C'mon, just one hiss goodnight! | 1.3415 | 0.04094 | 205 | 147 | 46 | 12 |
578 | I could tell you a better story. | 1.3414 | 0.03775 | 249 | 180 | 53 | 16 |
579 | You realize, "bookworm" is just a figure of speech. | 1.3413 | 0.03648 | 293 | 217 | 52 | 24 |
580 | If you won't build a fire, would you at least cuddle? | 1.3409 | 0.03705 | 264 | 192 | 54 | 18 |
581 | 0kay. Now read me one where the serpent is the hero! | 1.3408 | 0.03752 | 267 | 196 | 51 | 20 |
582 | I’m also anti-kindle | 1.3408 | 0.04170 | 223 | 165 | 40 | 18 |
583 | I'm tired of your wife telling me I don't match the wallpaper. | 1.3408 | 0.04170 | 223 | 165 | 40 | 18 |
584 | Eating the antlers was difficult. You will be a piece of cake | 1.3407 | 0.03834 | 226 | 161 | 53 | 12 |
585 | Why do you always take my bookmark out? | 1.3405 | 0.03566 | 279 | 202 | 59 | 18 |
586 | Can you turn the pages faster? | 1.3404 | 0.03432 | 282 | 201 | 66 | 15 |
587 | Just hear out my side of the story | 1.3398 | 0.04192 | 206 | 150 | 42 | 14 |
588 | Eve’s not here right now. | 1.3397 | 0.04260 | 209 | 154 | 39 | 16 |
589 | Yeah, all the creation stuff yada yada yada. But just wait till Adam eats the apple. Hoo boy! | 1.3397 | 0.04094 | 209 | 151 | 45 | 13 |
590 | Try not to read any sort of religious significance into this. | 1.3397 | 0.04150 | 209 | 152 | 43 | 14 |
591 | Think Sigmund! What do I represent? | 1.3395 | 0.04175 | 215 | 158 | 41 | 16 |
592 | Don't you think it's time that you told your wife about us? | 1.3391 | 0.04130 | 233 | 174 | 39 | 20 |
593 | Wait! I' still reading that page. | 1.3390 | 0.03958 | 236 | 173 | 46 | 17 |
594 | They always blame the snake. | 1.3388 | 0.03662 | 242 | 172 | 58 | 12 |
595 | Guess who can regenerate their tail. | 1.3386 | 0.04449 | 189 | 139 | 36 | 14 |
596 | That swordfish left me still hungry. | 1.3382 | 0.03731 | 204 | 141 | 57 | 6 |
597 | Can I have a goodnight hiss after story time? | 1.3380 | 0.04039 | 213 | 154 | 46 | 13 |
598 | Let me tell you MY side of the story! | 1.3380 | 0.04054 | 216 | 157 | 45 | 14 |
599 | On second glance I see it’s by Pynchon, not Python. | 1.3379 | 0.04068 | 219 | 160 | 44 | 15 |
600 | Can I give you a hug? | 1.3377 | 0.04100 | 228 | 169 | 41 | 18 |
601 | Oh how I do miss curling op with a good book. | 1.3377 | 0.04100 | 228 | 169 | 41 | 18 |
602 | If you light that fire again it will be the last time you touch a match. | 1.3377 | 0.03872 | 231 | 167 | 50 | 14 |
603 | Voldemort was not as bad as the book makes him out to be. | 1.3376 | 0.03790 | 234 | 168 | 53 | 13 |
604 | It's so cramped back there. I need to stretch my leg. | 1.3376 | 0.04913 | 157 | 116 | 29 | 12 |
605 | Once upon a time,there was an apple tree in the garden of eden | 1.3373 | 0.03977 | 249 | 186 | 42 | 21 |
606 | Up for a cuddle? | 1.3371 | 0.04428 | 178 | 129 | 38 | 11 |
607 | Time to get a new taxidermist. | 1.3365 | 0.04045 | 208 | 150 | 46 | 12 |
608 | Hey, do you have a plunger? | 1.3365 | 0.04322 | 208 | 155 | 36 | 17 |
609 | You’re gonna need a bigger plaque. | 1.3364 | 0.04131 | 214 | 157 | 42 | 15 |
610 | I hope that's a book on treating snake bites. | 1.3364 | 0.04077 | 214 | 156 | 44 | 14 |
611 | Interested in how it ends? | 1.3363 | 0.03928 | 226 | 164 | 48 | 14 |
612 | Sure it tickles. It's supposed to tickle. | 1.3362 | 0.03810 | 232 | 167 | 52 | 13 |
613 | Eve and I were really just work friends. | 1.3362 | 0.03777 | 235 | 169 | 53 | 13 |
614 | I am not reading over your shoulder! I'm just looking at the pictures. | 1.3362 | 0.03825 | 235 | 170 | 51 | 14 |
615 | Would you mind reading out loud? | 1.3361 | 0.03774 | 244 | 177 | 52 | 15 |
616 | Read me the one about the three little pigs again. | 1.3360 | 0.03915 | 247 | 183 | 45 | 19 |
617 | Do they still treat me only allegorically ? | 1.3358 | 0.03631 | 271 | 198 | 55 | 18 |
618 | This is my favorite part. Where I appear in the Garden of Eden. | 1.3358 | 0.03516 | 271 | 195 | 61 | 15 |
619 | Big mistake! You should’ve had me stuffed! | 1.3357 | 0.03656 | 280 | 207 | 52 | 21 |
620 | Admit it. You know they stole the election from me. | 1.3355 | 0.04781 | 155 | 113 | 32 | 10 |
621 | And the Oscar for playing dead goes to me. | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
622 | Do the voices. | 1.3351 | 0.04422 | 194 | 144 | 35 | 15 |
623 | Psst, I am Monty the Python at your service. | 1.3350 | 0.04661 | 197 | 151 | 26 | 20 |
624 | Did you think I would go away if you started drinking again? | 1.3350 | 0.04239 | 206 | 152 | 39 | 15 |
625 | you need a better taxidermist | 1.3349 | 0.04085 | 209 | 152 | 44 | 13 |
626 | Hope you don't mind me reading over your shoulder | 1.3349 | 0.03668 | 215 | 150 | 58 | 7 |
627 | Would you mind picking up some more small mammals next time you're at Trader Joes? | 1.3349 | 0.04007 | 215 | 156 | 46 | 13 |
628 | I’m a book worm. | 1.3348 | 0.03547 | 227 | 158 | 62 | 7 |
629 | I recommend investing in mice | 1.3348 | 0.03913 | 227 | 165 | 48 | 14 |
630 | Not what I expected when the plumber said, "Let me get my snake." | 1.3348 | 0.04162 | 230 | 173 | 37 | 20 |
631 | Maybe you've been self-isolating too long? | 1.3348 | 0.03779 | 230 | 165 | 53 | 12 |
632 | Are you really re-reading the guide on how to be a civil serpent? | 1.3347 | 0.03761 | 245 | 178 | 52 | 15 |
633 | I think your taxidermist forgot a step. | 1.3347 | 0.03816 | 248 | 182 | 49 | 17 |
634 | I was looking to curl up with a good book. | 1.3346 | 0.03922 | 257 | 193 | 42 | 22 |
635 | Frankly, I thought the movie "Snakes on A Plane" was better than the book. | 1.3346 | 0.03764 | 257 | 189 | 50 | 18 |
636 | Remember that hole in the wall you tried to cover up with a plaque? | 1.3333 | 0.04032 | 204 | 147 | 46 | 11 |
637 | You're in my chair again, Gary. | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 186 | 137 | 36 | 13 |
638 | Pardon me sir. Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3333 | 0.03934 | 225 | 164 | 47 | 14 |
639 | Jungle Book again? You know Kipling wrote other books as well, right? | 1.3333 | 0.04082 | 225 | 167 | 41 | 17 |
640 | You really should find a girlfriend, Sigmund. These dreams are getting ridiculous. | 1.3333 | 0.03912 | 243 | 180 | 45 | 18 |
641 | Again with the apple! She ate it on her own, I tried to stop her! | 1.3333 | 0.04131 | 225 | 168 | 39 | 18 |
642 | The Book of Genesis? Lies, all lies! | 1.3333 | 0.03702 | 237 | 170 | 55 | 12 |
643 | The Raven couldn't make it. | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 213 | 159 | 37 | 17 |
644 | This is my favorite part of Genesis. | 1.3333 | 0.03857 | 240 | 176 | 48 | 16 |
645 | Carl thought this gift from his ex-wife was odd, but now it made perfect sense. | 1.3333 | 0.04315 | 180 | 130 | 40 | 10 |
646 | You still reading Harry Potter? | 1.3321 | 0.03624 | 271 | 199 | 54 | 18 |
647 | I've been told you have a trophy wife. | 1.3320 | 0.03779 | 247 | 181 | 50 | 16 |
648 | It's actually, "Ssserpent on the Mount." | 1.3320 | 0.03941 | 244 | 182 | 43 | 19 |
649 | Wait, I haven't finished that page yet! | 1.3320 | 0.03843 | 241 | 177 | 48 | 16 |
650 | We're just crawling though this book. | 1.3319 | 0.03946 | 232 | 171 | 45 | 16 |
651 | You promised that if I held still for your dinner guests that we would go out. | 1.3319 | 0.03946 | 232 | 171 | 45 | 16 |
652 | Now might be a good time to grab your book light. | 1.3318 | 0.03976 | 217 | 158 | 46 | 13 |
653 | Adam and Eve, huh? Wait until you hear my side of the story. | 1.3318 | 0.04185 | 217 | 162 | 38 | 17 |
654 | Good book. But the part about the snake is fake news. | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
655 | That wild boar was delicious. What's for dessert? | 1.3316 | 0.04159 | 190 | 137 | 43 | 10 |
656 | What would it hurt to just look at the last page? | 1.3316 | 0.04468 | 187 | 139 | 34 | 14 |
657 | I presume you forgot MY cognac? | 1.3316 | 0.04468 | 187 | 139 | 34 | 14 |
658 | Don't take the part about Eve, the snake, and the apple literally.. The snake was just a metaphor. | 1.3315 | 0.04558 | 178 | 132 | 33 | 13 |
659 | I see you decided to try absinthe. What do you think so far? | 1.3313 | 0.04711 | 166 | 123 | 31 | 12 |
660 | You might want to have your eyesight checked, that was the garden hose, you stuffed" | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
661 | You can skip to the part about Cleopatra and the asp. | 1.3308 | 0.03470 | 266 | 191 | 62 | 13 |
662 | Did you get to the part yet where she gives him the apple?" | 1.3307 | 0.03634 | 257 | 187 | 55 | 15 |
663 | Didn't anyone ever tell you how impolite it is to read over someone else's shoulder? | 1.3307 | 0.03829 | 254 | 189 | 46 | 19 |
664 | Just stretching. | 1.3307 | 0.03692 | 251 | 183 | 53 | 15 |
665 | Sssssense and Sssssensibility? | 1.3306 | 0.03919 | 242 | 180 | 44 | 18 |
666 | Don't worry, I'm looking for Eve. | 1.3305 | 0.03724 | 239 | 173 | 53 | 13 |
667 | It’s a lie: I never said that to Eve. | 1.3302 | 0.04106 | 215 | 159 | 41 | 15 |
668 | I ate your taxidermist. | 1.3302 | 0.03689 | 212 | 149 | 56 | 7 |
669 | Charles, I told you I was cold-blooded. Please light the fire. | 1.3300 | 0.04140 | 200 | 146 | 42 | 12 |
670 | I'm more than just a pretty face, you know. | 1.3300 | 0.03825 | 200 | 141 | 52 | 7 |
671 | And I thought the Talking Bass was irritating! | 1.3298 | 0.04511 | 188 | 141 | 32 | 15 |
672 | Okaaaay, I’ll read something from the Jungle Book. | 1.3295 | 0.03745 | 258 | 191 | 49 | 18 |
673 | What are you, a 40 long? | 1.3294 | 0.04629 | 170 | 126 | 32 | 12 |
674 | Santa’s not the only one who knows if you’ve been naughty. | 1.3294 | 0.03693 | 255 | 187 | 52 | 16 |
675 | You think nobody’s watching, but I know your book is upside down. | 1.3293 | 0.03796 | 249 | 184 | 48 | 17 |
676 | Have you gotten to the part about the forbidden fruit yet? | 1.3293 | 0.03796 | 249 | 184 | 48 | 17 |
677 | The moose was delicious. You're next. | 1.3293 | 0.03741 | 246 | 180 | 51 | 15 |
678 | Never mind me, I'd just like to curl up with a good book. | 1.3293 | 0.03559 | 246 | 176 | 59 | 11 |
679 | That's when I realized she was your wife. | 1.3292 | 0.03948 | 243 | 182 | 42 | 19 |
680 | Had you not listened to me, you could be reading naked." | 1.3292 | 0.03948 | 243 | 182 | 42 | 19 |
681 | My taxidermist is a PETA supporter. | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
682 | What I lack in antlers I make up for in reach. | 1.3290 | 0.03655 | 231 | 165 | 56 | 10 |
683 | Your wife says that you should eat more fruit. | 1.3289 | 0.04025 | 225 | 167 | 42 | 16 |
684 | That moose was tasty! | 1.3283 | 0.04103 | 198 | 144 | 43 | 11 |
685 | I love that part about what the snake tells Eve… could you read it again. | 1.3281 | 0.03835 | 253 | 189 | 45 | 19 |
686 | SSSSeeee....I told you not to micro dose | 1.3280 | 0.03741 | 250 | 184 | 50 | 16 |
687 | Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
688 | I’ll be moving on once the back part of the deer passes through the rest of my system. | 1.3278 | 0.03925 | 241 | 180 | 43 | 18 |
689 | Psst. Sell Apple. | 1.3277 | 0.03915 | 238 | 177 | 44 | 17 |
690 | I think we’ve had enough of that singing bass | 1.3275 | 0.04021 | 229 | 171 | 41 | 17 |
691 | I know this book. The butler put a venomous snake in the room. | 1.3274 | 0.04107 | 226 | 170 | 38 | 18 |
692 | Slowly read the scene again about sharing the forbidden fruit. | 1.3270 | 0.03930 | 211 | 153 | 47 | 11 |
693 | What was in that wine? | 1.3268 | 0.03946 | 205 | 148 | 47 | 10 |
694 | Okay, one more chapter but then I am tucking you in. | 1.3268 | 0.03569 | 254 | 184 | 57 | 13 |
695 | Were you hoping for the elephant in the room instead of me? | 1.3267 | 0.03984 | 202 | 146 | 46 | 10 |
696 | Don't give me that look, I always got the impression you never liked your mother-in-law. | 1.3267 | 0.04487 | 150 | 107 | 37 | 6 |
697 | I think you need a new taxidermist. | 1.3266 | 0.03759 | 248 | 183 | 49 | 16 |
698 | Thanks for choosing cruelty-free taxidermy. | 1.3265 | 0.03998 | 196 | 141 | 46 | 9 |
699 | There’s more where this came from. | 1.3264 | 0.04247 | 242 | 189 | 27 | 26 |
700 | What is it this time? I’ve already eaten the apple” | 1.3264 | 0.03763 | 239 | 175 | 50 | 14 |
701 | You gonna finish that wine? | 1.3263 | 0.03795 | 236 | 173 | 49 | 14 |
702 | The good news is, you won't have to pay the chimney guy. | 1.3262 | 0.04259 | 187 | 137 | 39 | 11 |
703 | I think it’s time to cut back a little on the absinthe. | 1.3262 | 0.03779 | 233 | 170 | 50 | 13 |
704 | For sale: house with biblical proportions. | 1.3260 | 0.04137 | 181 | 130 | 43 | 8 |
705 | Perhaps unironically, the book reviewer met his early death due to a surprise plot twist. | 1.3259 | 0.03982 | 224 | 166 | 43 | 15 |
706 | I decided I would tread on you after all. | 1.3256 | 0.03822 | 215 | 155 | 50 | 10 |
707 | Try one of my apples. It will increase your knowledge better than that book you’re eating. | 1.3255 | 0.04190 | 212 | 159 | 37 | 16 |
708 | I bet you didn’t know I have friends at the taxidermist. | 1.3254 | 0.04405 | 169 | 123 | 37 | 9 |
709 | Where’s that girlfriend of yours? | 1.3254 | 0.03800 | 252 | 188 | 46 | 18 |
710 | Candidly, Capote missed a lot. | 1.3252 | 0.04276 | 206 | 155 | 35 | 16 |
711 | I've read that book but I prefer the one about the garden of Eden. | 1.3251 | 0.03673 | 243 | 177 | 53 | 13 |
712 | Excellent, the first chapter's my favorite, too. | 1.3251 | 0.03764 | 243 | 179 | 49 | 15 |
713 | Message from Eve. She says,'Light my fire.' | 1.3250 | 0.04480 | 200 | 153 | 29 | 18 |
714 | HONEY ,,, DID YOU PUT LSD IN OUR DINNER AGAIN ??? | 1.3249 | 0.04354 | 197 | 148 | 34 | 15 |
715 | You never wondered what happened to the cat? | 1.3248 | 0.03766 | 234 | 171 | 50 | 13 |
716 | Quoth the therpent, "Nevermore. | 1.3247 | 0.04152 | 194 | 142 | 41 | 11 |
717 | Yes, your wife sent me. | 1.3246 | 0.03832 | 228 | 167 | 48 | 13 |
718 | Ever try an apple? | 1.3241 | 0.03745 | 253 | 188 | 48 | 17 |
719 | I was a bookworm too, when I was young. | 1.3241 | 0.04027 | 216 | 160 | 42 | 14 |
720 | The chair is for Trump supporters - reading is prohibited! | 1.3241 | 0.04133 | 216 | 162 | 38 | 16 |
721 | Perchance did you neglect to unthaw my mouse? | 1.3241 | 0.03973 | 216 | 159 | 44 | 13 |
722 | No need to get all wrapped up in that book... | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
723 | Your taxidermist owes you a refund. | 1.3239 | 0.05150 | 142 | 107 | 24 | 11 |
724 | Care to read about The Serpent On The Mount? | 1.3237 | 0.04203 | 207 | 155 | 37 | 15 |
725 | Let's go over that garden story one more time. | 1.3234 | 0.03654 | 235 | 170 | 54 | 11 |
726 | What time is dinner? | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
727 | Sssssss-Spoiler Alert. | 1.3233 | 0.03784 | 232 | 170 | 49 | 13 |
728 | I'm stuffed. I swallowed the taxidermist. | 1.3233 | 0.03582 | 232 | 166 | 57 | 9 |
729 | Better call the Chimney Sweep. I just molted. | 1.3229 | 0.04305 | 192 | 143 | 36 | 13 |
730 | Already read it. It’s the butler. | 1.3229 | 0.04111 | 192 | 140 | 42 | 10 |
731 | The deer was good. What's for desert? | 1.3229 | 0.03780 | 223 | 162 | 50 | 11 |
732 | You thought it was over, didn't you, Harry? | 1.3229 | 0.03937 | 223 | 165 | 44 | 14 |
733 | That brass plaque over the mantel says I'm a polar bear. Do I look like a polar bear to you? Don't believe everything you read! | 1.3229 | 0.03988 | 223 | 166 | 42 | 15 |
734 | I was just "playing dead." | 1.3229 | 0.03886 | 223 | 164 | 46 | 13 |
735 | Ted ultimately came to terms with his no-kill ethical safari adventure. | 1.3228 | 0.04774 | 158 | 118 | 29 | 11 |
736 | In times of equality, I am obliged to be a gender-blind tempter. | 1.3228 | 0.04940 | 158 | 120 | 25 | 13 |
737 | I didn't think the characters were realistic. | 1.3228 | 0.04221 | 189 | 139 | 39 | 11 |
738 | Do you think you can mount a frog next time? Those antlers get stuck in my throat. | 1.3227 | 0.03721 | 251 | 186 | 49 | 16 |
739 | Tired of knowledge? Drink the appletini! | 1.3226 | 0.04168 | 217 | 164 | 36 | 17 |
740 | The fact that I don't have antlers should have tipped you off. | 1.3224 | 0.03940 | 214 | 157 | 45 | 12 |
741 | Read me that part again about Eve and the apple tree. | 1.3224 | 0.04050 | 214 | 159 | 41 | 14 |
742 | Read that part again that goes, "...the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals." | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
743 | Read me that part again where I change the world. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
744 | Have you got to the part about the apple yet ? | 1.3222 | 0.03755 | 239 | 176 | 49 | 14 |
745 | Seriously, what kind of person has a taxidermied snake in the wall?!? | 1.3219 | 0.04054 | 233 | 177 | 37 | 19 |
746 | It's worse in the dining room. I farted. | 1.3218 | 0.04441 | 202 | 155 | 29 | 18 |
747 | Turn the page. I’m done with that one. | 1.3217 | 0.03566 | 258 | 189 | 55 | 14 |
748 | That's what you get for discount taxidermy. | 1.3214 | 0.04077 | 168 | 119 | 44 | 5 |
749 | I like to curl up with a good bookworm. | 1.3213 | 0.03695 | 249 | 184 | 50 | 15 |
750 | surprise! | 1.3212 | 0.04349 | 193 | 145 | 34 | 14 |
751 | You knew I was a snake before you took me in. | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
752 | He was a better appetizer than a taxidermist. | 1.3211 | 0.04136 | 190 | 139 | 41 | 10 |
753 | Before you call the exterminator, have you noticed that your mouse problem has vanished? | 1.3211 | 0.04268 | 190 | 141 | 37 | 12 |
754 | I'm a bit bored. Do you mind if I read over your shoulder? | 1.3209 | 0.04034 | 215 | 160 | 41 | 14 |
755 | My name is Eve, what's yours? | 1.3209 | 0.04034 | 215 | 160 | 41 | 14 |
756 | Now it's my turn to have a trophy. | 1.3209 | 0.03554 | 268 | 198 | 54 | 16 |
757 | Now that I ate your trophy wife, you're next. | 1.3209 | 0.04110 | 187 | 136 | 42 | 9 |
758 | I think I get kind of a bad rap in Chapter 3. | 1.3207 | 0.03628 | 237 | 172 | 54 | 11 |
759 | Can I just read the cartoons? | 1.3206 | 0.04056 | 209 | 155 | 41 | 13 |
760 | Drink up...I like my meals a little sauced. | 1.3202 | 0.04137 | 203 | 151 | 39 | 13 |
761 | ‘That fire’s not going to light itself, Darryl’ | 1.3202 | 0.03873 | 228 | 169 | 45 | 14 |
762 | How much longer 'til the end? | 1.3202 | 0.03873 | 228 | 169 | 45 | 14 |
763 | That's what you get for taking the scripture literally. | 1.3198 | 0.04643 | 172 | 130 | 29 | 13 |
764 | Eve says to get a life. | 1.3197 | 0.03743 | 244 | 181 | 48 | 15 |
765 | It makes me uncomfortable when you read over my shoulder | 1.3197 | 0.03876 | 244 | 184 | 42 | 18 |
766 | Light the fireplace. Don’t you know I’m cold blooded? | 1.3194 | 0.03964 | 216 | 160 | 43 | 13 |
767 | Get rid of the martini. Try apples. | 1.3194 | 0.03909 | 216 | 159 | 45 | 12 |
768 | Eve loved this book. | 1.3194 | 0.03677 | 263 | 197 | 48 | 18 |
769 | Tonight’s story is The Big Squeeze by Anna Konda. | 1.3193 | 0.03760 | 238 | 176 | 48 | 14 |
770 | You skipped a page. | 1.3190 | 0.03624 | 232 | 168 | 54 | 10 |
771 | Still want to see how much of me is still in the other room? | 1.3189 | 0.04205 | 185 | 136 | 39 | 10 |
772 | Spoiler alert! You’ll never know how this novel ends. | 1.3189 | 0.03683 | 254 | 189 | 49 | 16 |
773 | Is that apple brandy? | 1.3186 | 0.04235 | 204 | 154 | 35 | 15 |
774 | I recommend the Book of Genesis. | 1.3186 | 0.03878 | 204 | 148 | 47 | 9 |
775 | You're probably regretting using that P.E.T.A. taxidermist right about now. | 1.3184 | 0.03771 | 223 | 163 | 49 | 11 |
776 | Now is the time to invest everything in bitcoin. | 1.3182 | 0.04143 | 198 | 147 | 39 | 12 |
777 | Ed realized house sitting for the Potters’ would be different. | 1.3180 | 0.03885 | 239 | 180 | 42 | 17 |
778 | Ah ... "In Cold Blood" ... one of my favourites! | 1.3179 | 0.03925 | 195 | 141 | 46 | 8 |
779 | Hello Adam, remember me? | 1.3175 | 0.04242 | 211 | 161 | 33 | 17 |
780 | It's forbidden to eat the olive. | 1.3175 | 0.03967 | 211 | 156 | 43 | 12 |
781 | Read the one about the three blind mice again. | 1.3175 | 0.04405 | 189 | 143 | 32 | 14 |
782 | Sssso, regretting that edible yet? | 1.3174 | 0.04169 | 167 | 120 | 41 | 6 |
783 | Bet you didn't see this coming?! | 1.3173 | 0.04175 | 208 | 157 | 36 | 15 |
784 | Eve wants to know if you would like a sweet, delicious apple " | 1.3172 | 0.04322 | 186 | 139 | 35 | 12 |
785 | Is this a good time to talk about your car's extended warranty? | 1.3172 | 0.04322 | 186 | 139 | 35 | 12 |
786 | I'd like to clarify that first chapter for the record. | 1.3168 | 0.04084 | 202 | 150 | 40 | 12 |
787 | I was hibernating, you idiot! | 1.3166 | 0.04000 | 199 | 146 | 43 | 10 |
788 | I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3162 | 0.03892 | 234 | 176 | 42 | 16 |
789 | That whole Garden of Eden thing, Fake News! | 1.3161 | 0.04524 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
790 | For the record, that serpent in the Garden of Eden wasn't me. | 1.3161 | 0.04211 | 193 | 144 | 37 | 12 |
791 | Don't believe anything you read in Chapter 3 of Genesis. | 1.3160 | 0.04007 | 212 | 158 | 41 | 13 |
792 | It was your idea to read Poe | 1.3160 | 0.03780 | 231 | 171 | 47 | 13 |
793 | On page 248, I strangle the butler sitting next to the fireplace. | 1.3158 | 0.04213 | 209 | 159 | 34 | 16 |
794 | I love this story. At the end the snake squeezes to death the hunter, who is now reading in his library. | 1.3158 | 0.04123 | 190 | 140 | 40 | 10 |
795 | Go back, I wasn’t done with that page. | 1.3158 | 0.04055 | 190 | 139 | 42 | 9 |
796 | Let's read the book of Genesis | 1.3156 | 0.03780 | 244 | 183 | 45 | 16 |
797 | How about an apple? | 1.3156 | 0.03949 | 225 | 169 | 41 | 15 |
798 | I told you not to use that taxidermist. | 1.3156 | 0.03898 | 225 | 168 | 43 | 14 |
799 | Sorry to bother you, but my plaque psoriasis is acting up again. | 1.3155 | 0.04256 | 206 | 157 | 33 | 16 |
800 | You do realize that your imagination is a bit too strong. | 1.3155 | 0.04027 | 206 | 153 | 41 | 12 |
801 | Eve sent me. | 1.3153 | 0.03985 | 222 | 167 | 40 | 15 |
802 | Cutting me off like that was rude. | 1.3153 | 0.03829 | 222 | 164 | 46 | 12 |
803 | Don't swallow the myth. It was a fig tree. | 1.3152 | 0.04211 | 184 | 136 | 38 | 10 |
804 | Jim Corbett instantly regretted leaving a hole where the wild buffalo head used to be. | 1.3152 | 0.04485 | 184 | 140 | 30 | 14 |
805 | I find it ironic when literature represents snakes as menacing to humans. | 1.3152 | 0.04694 | 165 | 125 | 28 | 12 |
806 | You mind putting on the fire? I’m cold blooded. | 1.3152 | 0.04614 | 165 | 124 | 30 | 11 |
807 | Could you take off the antlers next time? | 1.3151 | 0.03917 | 219 | 163 | 43 | 13 |
808 | The deer head was tasty. | 1.3149 | 0.04111 | 181 | 132 | 41 | 8 |
809 | You promised we'd get another kitty. | 1.3147 | 0.04150 | 197 | 147 | 38 | 12 |
810 | Guess you thought this was Paradise. | 1.3146 | 0.03821 | 213 | 156 | 47 | 10 |
811 | Did you get to the part about me yet? | 1.3146 | 0.03643 | 213 | 153 | 53 | 7 |
812 | Your not going to like the ending | 1.3144 | 0.03849 | 229 | 171 | 44 | 14 |
813 | Get that fire going! It's cold in there. | 1.3143 | 0.04277 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
814 | What goes around comes around, of course | 1.3143 | 0.03856 | 210 | 154 | 46 | 10 |
815 | I could really go for an apple right now. | 1.3143 | 0.03537 | 245 | 179 | 55 | 11 |
816 | May I interessst you in CryptoSnake? | 1.3138 | 0.04541 | 188 | 145 | 27 | 16 |
817 | You wife is cheating on you in the pantry. | 1.3138 | 0.03921 | 239 | 182 | 39 | 18 |
818 | Whaddya mean you don't like apples? | 1.3138 | 0.03738 | 239 | 178 | 47 | 14 |
819 | Personally, I always hope for a happy ending... what about you? | 1.3137 | 0.03663 | 255 | 191 | 48 | 16 |
820 | How appropriate! I was just now reading Genesis. | 1.3135 | 0.03649 | 252 | 188 | 49 | 15 |
821 | Read to me about the Garden of Eden in Chapter 3. | 1.3134 | 0.04151 | 201 | 151 | 37 | 13 |
822 | I swear, I never once told Eve to eat that apple. | 1.3134 | 0.03903 | 201 | 147 | 45 | 9 |
823 | I guess you don’t know your taxidermist as well as you thought you did. | 1.3134 | 0.03828 | 217 | 160 | 46 | 11 |
824 | That Lion’s head was really tasty, thanks! | 1.3133 | 0.03679 | 249 | 186 | 48 | 15 |
825 | Guess we're both cold-blooded, wall street boy. | 1.3132 | 0.04237 | 182 | 135 | 37 | 10 |
826 | Do you think the plaque make me look fat? | 1.3131 | 0.03806 | 214 | 157 | 47 | 10 |
827 | If you read that book, you'll become God. | 1.3130 | 0.04075 | 230 | 177 | 34 | 19 |
828 | You do not want to see the other room. | 1.3128 | 0.04357 | 179 | 134 | 34 | 11 |
829 | Remove the antlers next time. | 1.3128 | 0.04058 | 179 | 130 | 42 | 7 |
830 | What did we say about personal boundaries? | 1.3128 | 0.03775 | 195 | 140 | 49 | 6 |
831 | My wife's not home, and no, I don't have an apple. Go away, I'm reading "East of Eden". | 1.3128 | 0.03956 | 211 | 157 | 42 | 12 |
832 | Oprah Book Club? Yeah, me too. | 1.3128 | 0.03721 | 211 | 153 | 50 | 8 |
833 | You're a man of great taste. | 1.3128 | 0.04232 | 211 | 162 | 32 | 17 |
834 | 'Of Mice and Men'. I wouldn't be caught dead reading that. | 1.3125 | 0.04087 | 192 | 142 | 40 | 10 |
835 | My neck is killing me. | 1.3125 | 0.04109 | 208 | 157 | 37 | 14 |
836 | The deer head was kinda dry. May I have some water? | 1.3125 | 0.03955 | 224 | 169 | 40 | 15 |
837 | You need to speak to your taxidermist | 1.3123 | 0.03680 | 253 | 190 | 47 | 16 |
838 | Under B, Boa Constrictor. | 1.3122 | 0.03834 | 221 | 164 | 45 | 12 |
839 | That wouldn't be that Slithering Heights novel you're reading there would it??? | 1.3122 | 0.03788 | 205 | 149 | 48 | 8 |
840 | Guess who's going to be dinner. | 1.3121 | 0.04146 | 173 | 126 | 40 | 7 |
841 | Care for some forbidden fruit? Your wife says to tell you it's very tasty. | 1.3121 | 0.04854 | 157 | 120 | 25 | 12 |
842 | We're out of hummus back there, when you get a chance. | 1.3119 | 0.03868 | 218 | 162 | 44 | 12 |
843 | The only good part so far was that Eve lady and the fruit tree. | 1.3119 | 0.03813 | 218 | 161 | 46 | 11 |
844 | Hi there, Luscious; I haven't eaten in 6 months. | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
845 | Could you lite the fire? I’m cold blooded you know, | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
846 | You wouldn't believe how much more of me is still in that wall. | 1.3117 | 0.03784 | 247 | 187 | 43 | 17 |
847 | Can we watch snakes on a plane again? | 1.3117 | 0.03966 | 231 | 176 | 38 | 17 |
848 | Sure, take a sip! | 1.3117 | 0.03870 | 231 | 174 | 42 | 15 |
849 | And I thought those wall-mounted singing bass fish were creepy... | 1.3116 | 0.03793 | 199 | 144 | 48 | 7 |
850 | And Poe thought The Raven a bit unsettling. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
851 | You look like a man who's ready for some forbidden fruit. | 1.3115 | 0.04560 | 183 | 141 | 27 | 15 |
852 | The trout is gone. You're next. | 1.3114 | 0.03648 | 228 | 167 | 51 | 10 |
853 | It was not easy to lure Reginald away from a good mystery and his nightly brandy. | 1.3114 | 0.04487 | 167 | 125 | 32 | 10 |
854 | So THIS is why there were no negative reviews for this rental! | 1.3113 | 0.03997 | 212 | 159 | 40 | 13 |
855 | Are you at a good place to stop, we need to talk about some issues I have regarding my mounting! | 1.3113 | 0.03940 | 212 | 158 | 42 | 12 |
856 | Can you do the voices as well? | 1.3113 | 0.03825 | 212 | 156 | 46 | 10 |
857 | I cleaned the chimney. Anything else you need done? | 1.3112 | 0.04028 | 196 | 145 | 41 | 10 |
858 | So, you got stuck with me in the divorce? | 1.3111 | 0.04116 | 180 | 132 | 40 | 8 |
859 | The plot is a bit of a reach | 1.3110 | 0.04148 | 209 | 159 | 35 | 15 |
860 | …and the anaconda came down from its perch above the mantle, devoured the lord of the manor, and lived happily ever after. | 1.3109 | 0.04326 | 193 | 147 | 32 | 14 |
861 | It'ssssss fine. I'm vaccssssinated | 1.3108 | 0.03872 | 222 | 166 | 43 | 13 |
862 | You’re in a library. Look around. See any weapons, Colonel Mustard? | 1.3107 | 0.04236 | 177 | 131 | 37 | 9 |
863 | Hello Adam | 1.3105 | 0.04116 | 219 | 168 | 34 | 17 |
864 | Would you like a hug? | 1.3103 | 0.04115 | 203 | 153 | 37 | 13 |
865 | I hear it's a real page turner, which is where you come in. | 1.3102 | 0.04084 | 187 | 138 | 40 | 9 |
866 | Your ex-wife thought you should get squeezed for a change. | 1.3102 | 0.04154 | 187 | 139 | 38 | 10 |
867 | Who mounts a snake? | 1.3100 | 0.04034 | 200 | 149 | 40 | 11 |
868 | Reading Freud? | 1.3099 | 0.03868 | 213 | 158 | 44 | 11 |
869 | I'm going to curl up on the sofa. | 1.3098 | 0.04268 | 184 | 138 | 35 | 11 |
870 | Psssssssst. The Butler did it. | 1.3096 | 0.03776 | 239 | 180 | 44 | 15 |
871 | I ate the deer that was there but it tasted a little dry. | 1.3095 | 0.03904 | 210 | 156 | 43 | 11 |
872 | Did you get to the part about the forbidden fruit yet? | 1.3095 | 0.03508 | 252 | 186 | 54 | 12 |
873 | With hindsight, a voodoo taxidermist is probably his own yellow flag. | 1.3094 | 0.04244 | 181 | 135 | 36 | 10 |
874 | It was a dark and squirmy night... | 1.3094 | 0.04244 | 181 | 135 | 36 | 10 |
875 | Pardon me,sir. I took the liberty of confirming there are in fact no creatures stirring. Please continue. | 1.3094 | 0.04097 | 181 | 133 | 40 | 8 |
876 | You’re a politician—we’re one and the same. | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
877 | I wouldn’t fall asleep right now if I were you! | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
878 | Read the part again where Eve eats the apple and she and Adam are driven from the garden and its foretold they and their children will forever toil on the Earth. | 1.3088 | 0.03928 | 217 | 163 | 41 | 13 |
879 | That moose head lacked a certain tastefulness of meatiness. | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
880 | I'm not called an invasive species for nothing." | 1.3086 | 0.04225 | 162 | 118 | 38 | 6 |
881 | Beth dies. | 1.3085 | 0.04401 | 188 | 144 | 30 | 14 |
882 | Those weren't regular gummy bears." | 1.3085 | 0.04017 | 201 | 150 | 40 | 11 |
883 | Of course it means you're gay. | 1.3082 | 0.05285 | 146 | 115 | 17 | 14 |
884 | Name's Anna...Anna Conda...In sales...I Rep Tile | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
885 | This is as far as I can get, until I've digested the taxidermist" | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
886 | Sorry about the chihuahua, but you’ll have to admit that it’s much more peaceful around here without him. | 1.3081 | 0.04389 | 172 | 129 | 33 | 10 |
887 | Read me some Genesis 3, would you? I can't get enough of it. | 1.3081 | 0.03888 | 211 | 157 | 43 | 11 |
888 | For crying out loud you're a slow reader...turn the page already! | 1.3080 | 0.03699 | 237 | 177 | 47 | 13 |
889 | Enough non-fiction. Let’s read some Kipling. | 1.3077 | 0.04033 | 221 | 169 | 36 | 16 |
890 | Am I constricting your reading? | 1.3077 | 0.04151 | 182 | 135 | 38 | 9 |
891 | I tried to come up the toilet but you have a serious clog. | 1.3077 | 0.03630 | 234 | 173 | 50 | 11 |
892 | I am the 'Ghost of Unusually Odd Thrift Store Safari Trophies Past' for some reason. | 1.3077 | 0.04949 | 156 | 121 | 22 | 13 |
893 | I thought his first book was better. | 1.3070 | 0.03893 | 215 | 161 | 42 | 12 |
894 | Wait until Santa comes down that thing. | 1.3069 | 0.03875 | 202 | 149 | 44 | 9 |
895 | You at least have to admire the taxidermist's plan for revenge. | 1.3069 | 0.04047 | 189 | 140 | 40 | 9 |
896 | Karma,my friend,karma. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
897 | You shouldn't read The Speckled Band before bedtime. | 1.3067 | 0.03873 | 238 | 182 | 39 | 17 |
898 | Trophy Boy, it's Snake Eyes | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
899 | They Tried to tell you to stick with the Moose. | 1.3065 | 0.04040 | 199 | 149 | 39 | 11 |
900 | We’re out of toilet paper again | 1.3065 | 0.04229 | 186 | 140 | 35 | 11 |
901 | Would you or your lovely wife like to try a fresh , tasty apple? | 1.3065 | 0.04017 | 186 | 137 | 41 | 8 |
902 | Hey let's order in rats tonight. | 1.3062 | 0.04433 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
903 | You shouldn't have taken me out of the can. | 1.3062 | 0.04691 | 160 | 122 | 27 | 11 |
904 | Don't worry, I just got my booster shot. | 1.3062 | 0.04081 | 209 | 159 | 36 | 14 |
905 | I prefer Tolstoy's earlier works. | 1.3062 | 0.03576 | 258 | 194 | 49 | 15 |
906 | Excuse me, can you direct me to the rest of the deer? | 1.3061 | 0.03950 | 196 | 145 | 42 | 9 |
907 | Voldmort would like a word. | 1.3061 | 0.05164 | 147 | 115 | 19 | 13 |
908 | Trophy my … whoa, where’s my ass? | 1.3061 | 0.04885 | 147 | 112 | 25 | 10 |
909 | If your friends wanted you to be happy they would have gotten you a Billy Bass instead. | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
910 | Touch my wine tonight and you're stuffed! | 1.3059 | 0.04106 | 219 | 169 | 33 | 17 |
911 | You should consider an other taxidermist. | 1.3059 | 0.03676 | 219 | 161 | 49 | 9 |
912 | He dies in the end ... of a snake bite. | 1.3059 | 0.03897 | 219 | 165 | 41 | 13 |
913 | Be careful what you wish for… | 1.3059 | 0.04497 | 170 | 129 | 30 | 11 |
914 | Mind if Read over your shoulder? | 1.3058 | 0.04005 | 206 | 155 | 39 | 12 |
915 | Don't mind if I read over your shoulder? | 1.3057 | 0.03989 | 193 | 143 | 41 | 9 |
916 | Hi. I'm Monty's cousin. And now, for something completely different.... | 1.3057 | 0.04119 | 229 | 179 | 30 | 20 |
917 | Of Mice and...what's that word under your hand? | 1.3056 | 0.04394 | 180 | 137 | 31 | 12 |
918 | You have to cut off my head or the whole thing grows back, sssssssstupid! | 1.3054 | 0.03922 | 203 | 151 | 42 | 10 |
919 | You know I hate when you read over my shoulder. | 1.3054 | 0.04163 | 203 | 155 | 34 | 14 |
920 | Please read Genesis again, will ya, will ya? | 1.3054 | 0.03922 | 203 | 151 | 42 | 10 |
921 | How long did you think I was going to keep pretending? | 1.3053 | 0.04165 | 190 | 143 | 36 | 11 |
922 | Read me again the part when Eve gave the apple to Adam. | 1.3052 | 0.03799 | 213 | 158 | 45 | 10 |
923 | In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley. | 1.3049 | 0.03631 | 223 | 164 | 50 | 9 |
924 | I'm telling you for the last time.Your wife knows and this is the last time I'm sticking my neck out for you! Barry Schreiber, Montreal | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
925 | Keep reading and don’t mind me! I need to know what happens next. | 1.3049 | 0.03554 | 246 | 183 | 51 | 12 |
926 | Just keep reading The Atheist's Bible and pay no attention to me. | 1.3048 | 0.03999 | 187 | 138 | 41 | 8 |
927 | I think you will find me a much better negotiator than the moose was. | 1.3048 | 0.03892 | 210 | 157 | 42 | 11 |
928 | Reading, “Snakes On The Airplane”? | 1.3048 | 0.04064 | 210 | 160 | 36 | 14 |
929 | Go ahead, I dare you. Say I got it asp-backward again. | 1.3047 | 0.03734 | 233 | 175 | 45 | 13 |
930 | What are you reading, Oh, I read it. It's going to get scary very soon. You are in for a doozy of an evening. Got any more wine | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
931 | Mounting me on the wall was one thing but I could not tolerate that brass tag. Seriously, you named me Monty? | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
932 | I can’t believe I swallowed the whole moose. | 1.3046 | 0.03998 | 197 | 147 | 40 | 10 |
933 | You're next! | 1.3045 | 0.03935 | 220 | 167 | 39 | 14 |
934 | It's cold up there. Would you mind making a fire? | 1.3045 | 0.03773 | 220 | 164 | 45 | 11 |
935 | Would you like to buy an Apple laptop? | 1.3043 | 0.03766 | 230 | 173 | 44 | 13 |
936 | Don't tread on me" doesn't mean you can't read to me | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
937 | You really should have tipped the taxidermist. | 1.3042 | 0.03412 | 240 | 175 | 57 | 8 |
938 | Care to cuddle by the fire with a good book tonight? | 1.3041 | 0.03862 | 217 | 163 | 42 | 12 |
939 | Quote from Dr. Freud all you like, you'll never convince me that THAT is all I mean to you. | 1.3041 | 0.04038 | 194 | 145 | 39 | 10 |
940 | What you cut off was not my head | 1.3039 | 0.04145 | 204 | 156 | 34 | 14 |
941 | You promised me a trophy wife. | 1.3039 | 0.04442 | 181 | 139 | 29 | 13 |
942 | I WAS stuffed, but now I'm starving. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
943 | Hmmmm, seems your last shot wasn't as good as you thought it was... | 1.3037 | 0.03954 | 214 | 162 | 39 | 13 |
944 | When I’m hungry, this converts to a dining room. | 1.3037 | 0.04341 | 191 | 147 | 30 | 14 |
945 | Hug? | 1.3036 | 0.03884 | 224 | 170 | 40 | 14 |
946 | You are getting sleepy,very sleepy… | 1.3036 | 0.04528 | 168 | 128 | 29 | 11 |
947 | Why read a book when there is a tempting Apple iPad waiting for you? | 1.3034 | 0.03818 | 234 | 178 | 41 | 15 |
948 | You will be haunted by three serpents... | 1.3033 | 0.04047 | 211 | 161 | 36 | 14 |
949 | You really didn't think that whole trophy hunting thing thru, did you? Well, guess what? | 1.3032 | 0.04121 | 188 | 141 | 37 | 10 |
950 | Where did you get the suit Adam? | 1.3032 | 0.04121 | 188 | 141 | 37 | 10 |
951 | Eden, Eve, the apple. You never hear "Rabbit In The Grass". How about "Squirrels On The Plane? Just remember I'm the victim here. | 1.3030 | 0.04419 | 165 | 124 | 32 | 9 |
952 | May I look over your shoulder? | 1.3030 | 0.04108 | 198 | 150 | 36 | 12 |
953 | You ate the apple, didn't you. | 1.3029 | 0.04087 | 208 | 159 | 35 | 14 |
954 | Do you prefer head or feet first? | 1.3029 | 0.03792 | 208 | 154 | 45 | 9 |
955 | Want an apple? | 1.3029 | 0.04400 | 175 | 133 | 31 | 11 |
956 | Yo man, you turn the page when I tell you. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
957 | Bullseye! I could have come down your chimney, but didn't want to catch the flue. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
958 | He dies at the end. | 1.3028 | 0.04061 | 218 | 168 | 34 | 16 |
959 | There’sss sssomebody at the door. | 1.3027 | 0.03873 | 185 | 135 | 44 | 6 |
960 | I ate the elk's head, and now I'm going to eat you. | 1.3026 | 0.04671 | 152 | 115 | 28 | 9 |
961 | I’m having an identity crisis. Am I a trophy or a snake? | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
962 | I was a deer in a past life. | 1.3024 | 0.03950 | 205 | 154 | 40 | 11 |
963 | We've been trying to reach you about your car'sssss extended warranty | 1.3023 | 0.03938 | 215 | 163 | 39 | 13 |
964 | Your taxidermist stinks. | 1.3023 | 0.04047 | 215 | 165 | 35 | 15 |
965 | Can I interest you in Apple TV? | 1.3023 | 0.03993 | 215 | 164 | 37 | 14 |
966 | I, too, love Snakespeare. | 1.3021 | 0.04193 | 192 | 146 | 34 | 12 |
967 | Is this apartment 2B or not 2B? | 1.3021 | 0.04128 | 192 | 145 | 36 | 11 |
968 | Psst! Remember me? | 1.3018 | 0.04058 | 222 | 172 | 33 | 17 |
969 | I always like a good thriller. | 1.3018 | 0.03744 | 222 | 166 | 45 | 11 |
970 | Thank you for dessert. | 1.3018 | 0.04345 | 169 | 127 | 33 | 9 |
971 | The deer head was a yummy snack. | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
972 | Genesis? Sigh. I beg to differ with the author's portrayal. | 1.3017 | 0.04029 | 179 | 132 | 40 | 7 |
973 | Are you ever planning to turn the page? | 1.3015 | 0.03441 | 272 | 205 | 52 | 15 |
974 | Well maybe I lied about the apple but trust me on this one | 1.3014 | 0.03897 | 209 | 157 | 41 | 11 |
975 | The gas fireplace is making a hissing sound. | 1.3013 | 0.03770 | 229 | 173 | 43 | 13 |
976 | Don't make this a size thing. | 1.3013 | 0.03820 | 229 | 174 | 41 | 14 |
977 | Don’t believe it. I was never anywhere near that damned apple tree. | 1.3013 | 0.04933 | 156 | 122 | 21 | 13 |
978 | Invessst in Apple | 1.3011 | 0.04146 | 186 | 140 | 36 | 10 |
979 | Maybe I've had enough wine for tonight | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
980 | Hurry up, I have guests coming, it's your turn to stick your head through the trophy mount now! | 1.3010 | 0.04068 | 196 | 148 | 37 | 11 |
981 | Go ahead, have a little peek at the ending. | 1.3009 | 0.03867 | 216 | 163 | 41 | 12 |
982 | Quoth the Serpent: “You’re a bore.” | 1.3006 | 0.04429 | 173 | 132 | 30 | 11 |
983 | That largemouth bass was dry and tasteless but you look promising. | 1.3006 | 0.03948 | 173 | 126 | 42 | 5 |
984 | You're in a dream where there's not even a caption for this cartoon. | 1.3006 | 0.04504 | 173 | 133 | 28 | 12 |
985 | I’d like to invite you to dinner. | 1.3005 | 0.04190 | 183 | 138 | 35 | 10 |
986 | Those trashy fantasy novels are poisoning your mind. | 1.3005 | 0.04302 | 193 | 149 | 30 | 14 |
987 | Ever try curling up with a good boa? | 1.3004 | 0.03724 | 233 | 176 | 44 | 13 |
988 | ‘Are you at the part where I totally fooled that woman, Eve?’ | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
989 | No fire tonight. Revenge is best served cold. | 1.3000 | 0.03650 | 240 | 181 | 46 | 13 |
990 | Still hungry. Next time put the whole moose up. | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
991 | His ealier work is much better. | 1.3000 | 0.03756 | 230 | 174 | 43 | 13 |
992 | S-s-spoiler alert! | 1.3000 | 0.04308 | 180 | 137 | 32 | 11 |
993 | Don't believe what is written there. It was Eve's idea to eat that apple! | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 200 | 151 | 38 | 11 |
994 | Get to the part where I gave Eve the apple. | 1.3000 | 0.03996 | 210 | 160 | 37 | 13 |
995 | Nobody wears ascots or uses pocket squares anymore. Just sayin. Also, your wife's fantasy was much, much different. | 1.2996 | 0.03823 | 237 | 182 | 39 | 16 |
996 | When she offers you the apple, DO NOT taste it. | 1.2996 | 0.03581 | 237 | 177 | 49 | 11 |
997 | I hear you're interested in meeting a bookworm? | 1.2996 | 0.03684 | 227 | 170 | 46 | 11 |
998 | That taxidermist you left me with was quite tasty. | 1.2995 | 0.03917 | 207 | 156 | 40 | 11 |
999 | Call me Ishmael." That always makes me slither | 1.2995 | 0.03857 | 207 | 155 | 42 | 10 |
1000 | Kiss? | 1.2995 | 0.03917 | 207 | 156 | 40 | 11 |
1001 | If you don't want animals in your house, don't leave a big hole in the wall. | 1.2995 | 0.03857 | 207 | 155 | 42 | 10 |
1002 | You know that thing about 'draining the swamp' was just a ruse, right? | 1.2995 | 0.03920 | 197 | 147 | 41 | 9 |
1003 | Remember me? Africa? 1978? | 1.2995 | 0.03985 | 187 | 139 | 40 | 8 |
1004 | Is this magical realism too real for you, Carl? | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
1005 | ''Bet that's the last time you have absinthe before bedtime.'' | 1.2993 | 0.05146 | 147 | 116 | 18 | 13 |
1006 | Would you be interested in the knowledge of good and evil ? | 1.2991 | 0.03469 | 214 | 155 | 54 | 5 |
1007 | It's one of those books you need to read with the lights on. Trust me. | 1.2990 | 0.04075 | 204 | 156 | 35 | 13 |
1008 | Feed your mind, or feed me, your choice. | 1.2990 | 0.04025 | 194 | 146 | 38 | 10 |
1009 | Trump 2024. | 1.2990 | 0.04282 | 194 | 150 | 30 | 14 |
1010 | Are you reading Freud again? | 1.2988 | 0.04592 | 164 | 126 | 27 | 11 |
1011 | OK, next page. | 1.2986 | 0.03961 | 221 | 170 | 36 | 15 |
1012 | Want a snack? How about an apple? | 1.2986 | 0.03636 | 221 | 164 | 48 | 9 |
1013 | Did you make this with dry vermouth again!? | 1.2983 | 0.04215 | 181 | 137 | 34 | 10 |
1014 | Do you want me to tell you how it ends? | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
1015 | No more Bible stories! | 1.2983 | 0.03618 | 238 | 179 | 47 | 12 |
1016 | Are you going to drink this? | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
1017 | Pssstt, you forgot a step before mounting me. | 1.2982 | 0.03945 | 218 | 167 | 37 | 14 |
1018 | I find a nice Pinot Noir pairs well with the rodents in your walls. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1019 | Adam, try reading that on your Apple. | 1.2980 | 0.04279 | 198 | 154 | 29 | 15 |
1020 | See? I told you it was Eve. | 1.2980 | 0.03687 | 245 | 187 | 43 | 15 |
1021 | Interesting! I got the same reaction from the taxidermist. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1022 | Why you should never hire a PETA endorsed taxidermist. | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
1023 | Adam, Eve, the Apple...and hardly a word about your obedient serpent? | 1.2979 | 0.03746 | 235 | 179 | 42 | 14 |
1024 | Have you seen my shoes? | 1.2978 | 0.04408 | 178 | 137 | 29 | 12 |
1025 | The fire won't light itself, Geoff. | 1.2978 | 0.04186 | 178 | 134 | 35 | 9 |
1026 | There’s more. | 1.2977 | 0.03927 | 215 | 164 | 38 | 13 |
1027 | Let me tell you a story about how a live reptile became a trophy | 1.2977 | 0.04142 | 215 | 168 | 30 | 17 |
1028 | Go ahead, look it up. I told you I'm not a moose. | 1.2976 | 0.04512 | 168 | 129 | 28 | 11 |
1029 | Taxidermy for Dummies," indeed | 1.2976 | 0.04667 | 168 | 131 | 24 | 13 |
1030 | Are you compensating for something? | 1.2970 | 0.03913 | 202 | 152 | 40 | 10 |
1031 | Let's play "Snakes and Ladders"... I'll be the snake. | 1.2970 | 0.04648 | 165 | 128 | 25 | 12 |
1032 | Should I tell you how it ends? | 1.2969 | 0.03709 | 229 | 173 | 44 | 12 |
1033 | Now here’s a plot twist. | 1.2969 | 0.03604 | 229 | 171 | 48 | 10 |
1034 | You still end up paying in the end with budget taxidermy. | 1.2969 | 0.03840 | 192 | 142 | 43 | 7 |
1035 | You are fantasizing, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. | 1.2969 | 0.04114 | 192 | 146 | 35 | 11 |
1036 | I ate the kudu in the bedroom too. | 1.2968 | 0.03710 | 219 | 164 | 45 | 10 |
1037 | No one will know if you just watch the movie. | 1.2967 | 0.03972 | 182 | 135 | 40 | 7 |
1038 | Who else were you expecting down your chimney this Christmas, huh? | 1.2967 | 0.04195 | 182 | 138 | 34 | 10 |
1039 | It’s time to feed me. You’re next. | 1.2967 | 0.04048 | 182 | 136 | 38 | 8 |
1040 | I ate the deer. | 1.2967 | 0.03885 | 209 | 158 | 40 | 11 |
1041 | Stranger than fiction! | 1.2965 | 0.04015 | 199 | 151 | 37 | 11 |
1042 | Wanna wrap? | 1.2965 | 0.03951 | 199 | 150 | 39 | 10 |
1043 | How 'Bout Them Apples? | 1.2964 | 0.03559 | 253 | 192 | 47 | 14 |
1044 | Need anything from the kitchen? | 1.2963 | 0.03625 | 216 | 160 | 48 | 8 |
1045 | Re-reading "Taxidermy for Beginners" by chance?? | 1.2961 | 0.03934 | 179 | 132 | 41 | 6 |
1046 | I knew I should have turned you into a pair of shoes and a purse when I had the chance. | 1.2959 | 0.03924 | 196 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
1047 | So how has that self taught taxidermy been working out? | 1.2958 | 0.05075 | 142 | 111 | 20 | 11 |
1048 | Oh, sorry, I was looking for Eve! | 1.2958 | 0.03891 | 213 | 162 | 39 | 12 |
1049 | They weren't kidding about the twist. | 1.2958 | 0.03775 | 213 | 160 | 43 | 10 |
1050 | We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Either way, it's the last chapter. | 1.2957 | 0.03643 | 230 | 173 | 46 | 11 |
1051 | Mind if I squeeze in? I like to snuggle up with a good book too. | 1.2956 | 0.04045 | 159 | 116 | 39 | 4 |
1052 | You might want to skip to the last chapter. | 1.2956 | 0.04080 | 203 | 156 | 34 | 13 |
1053 | I see you like reading Poe - I'm subbing for the Raven tonight | 1.2955 | 0.04288 | 176 | 134 | 32 | 10 |
1054 | Moby Dick? Really? | 1.2955 | 0.04134 | 176 | 132 | 36 | 8 |
1055 | John, I'm worried about you, you spent 30 minutes getting those logs and didn't even start the fire! Also you're talking to a snake | 1.2955 | 0.04363 | 176 | 135 | 30 | 11 |
1056 | Stop slurring your s's | 1.2953 | 0.03962 | 193 | 145 | 39 | 9 |
1057 | The book...Something Wicked This Way Cometh, finally came alive for him. | 1.2952 | 0.03985 | 210 | 161 | 36 | 13 |
1058 | Did you really think I wouldn’t notice you there? | 1.2952 | 0.04295 | 166 | 125 | 33 | 8 |
1059 | Can you please leave the flue open? I'm cold-blooded, you know. | 1.2952 | 0.03673 | 227 | 171 | 45 | 11 |
1060 | Remember that fateful day on your safari in Africa? | 1.2946 | 0.03530 | 241 | 181 | 49 | 11 |
1061 | Arte, I think you had enough absinthe today. You’re seeing things crawling out of the wood. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1062 | If you're going to stuff a snake, you have to stuff us all the way. | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
1063 | Genesis was a total hit piece | 1.2944 | 0.04146 | 180 | 136 | 35 | 9 |
1064 | Can I interest you in another apple brandy? | 1.2944 | 0.04221 | 180 | 137 | 33 | 10 |
1065 | There's a stranger at the door. get rid of him. | 1.2944 | 0.04037 | 197 | 150 | 36 | 11 |
1066 | I can also double as a central vac! | 1.2944 | 0.04101 | 197 | 151 | 34 | 12 |
1067 | Read me the part where she eat's the apple again ! | 1.2944 | 0.03629 | 231 | 174 | 46 | 11 |
1068 | …depends. Are you Slitherin or Griffindor? | 1.2941 | 0.04182 | 187 | 143 | 33 | 11 |
1069 | Hey, thanks for not lighting those logs. | 1.2941 | 0.04003 | 204 | 156 | 36 | 12 |
1070 | Ya shoulda cut off my head when you had the chance... | 1.2941 | 0.04250 | 187 | 144 | 31 | 12 |
1071 | Without me the story would have ended after page 2. | 1.2941 | 0.04250 | 187 | 144 | 31 | 12 |
1072 | Plastics. | 1.2941 | 0.04225 | 170 | 128 | 34 | 8 |
1073 | She snakes her way into his heart and he asps her to marry him. Poison insues. | 1.2939 | 0.03915 | 228 | 177 | 35 | 16 |
1074 | Go ahead, turn to the end. It's not forbidden." | 1.2938 | 0.03911 | 211 | 161 | 38 | 12 |
1075 | Have you got to the part about me yet? | 1.2938 | 0.03853 | 211 | 160 | 40 | 11 |
1076 | You should not have gone with that cut rate taxidermist. | 1.2938 | 0.03955 | 177 | 131 | 40 | 6 |
1077 | I'm no longer stuffed. | 1.2935 | 0.03853 | 201 | 151 | 41 | 9 |
1078 | Do you still think you deserved that plaque? | 1.2933 | 0.03690 | 225 | 170 | 44 | 11 |
1079 | Would you mind lighting the fire, I'm a little cold. | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1080 | Reminder: Pay the taxidermist. | 1.2933 | 0.03705 | 208 | 155 | 45 | 8 |
1081 | Keep reading. I want to find out if she eats the apple. | 1.2933 | 0.03829 | 208 | 157 | 41 | 10 |
1082 | You know, I went to school with that serpent and she said that Eve exaggerated the whole thing. | 1.2932 | 0.04052 | 191 | 145 | 36 | 10 |
1083 | “The report of my death was an exaggeration.” | 1.2930 | 0.03803 | 215 | 163 | 41 | 11 |
1084 | I hate being reduced to biblical symbolism within Oprah's top picks. | 1.2930 | 0.04264 | 157 | 117 | 34 | 6 |
1085 | Knock, knock. | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
1086 | Sorry, this bothers you? Reading over your shoulder? Was trying to be discreet. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
1087 | We're out of antelope. | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
1088 | You know “hisstory” repeats itself, Adam… | 1.2927 | 0.04162 | 205 | 160 | 30 | 15 |
1089 | Harry Potter’s parseltongue accent is all wrong. | 1.2927 | 0.04736 | 164 | 129 | 22 | 13 |
1090 | Just do what I say and President of the Co-Op Board is yours! | 1.2926 | 0.04230 | 188 | 145 | 31 | 12 |
1091 | Doing your own taxidermy again, I see. | 1.2926 | 0.03879 | 188 | 140 | 41 | 7 |
1092 | Would you mind lighting the fireplace? It's cold up there. | 1.2926 | 0.03879 | 188 | 140 | 41 | 7 |
1093 | And now you know it's science, not fiction. | 1.2926 | 0.03879 | 188 | 140 | 41 | 7 |
1094 | Thirty minutes, Roger, and then it’s back into the cage. I promise. | 1.2925 | 0.03719 | 212 | 159 | 44 | 9 |
1095 | FYI -I never gave anyone any fruit. | 1.2924 | 0.04520 | 171 | 133 | 26 | 12 |
1096 | Is this the part of the book where the serpent talks? | 1.2924 | 0.04204 | 171 | 129 | 34 | 8 |
1097 | Go ahead and drink the apple cider. Then you’ll know how the book ends. | 1.2923 | 0.03927 | 195 | 147 | 39 | 9 |
1098 | By any chance is that apple juice? | 1.2923 | 0.03859 | 195 | 146 | 41 | 8 |
1099 | I thought Eve was taking care of you. | 1.2922 | 0.03698 | 219 | 165 | 44 | 10 |
1100 | Adam, we really need to talk. | 1.2922 | 0.03698 | 219 | 165 | 44 | 10 |
1101 | Hi! We should curl up and talk. | 1.2922 | 0.03810 | 219 | 167 | 40 | 12 |
1102 | 'You said you would do the voices this time...' | 1.2922 | 0.03698 | 219 | 165 | 44 | 10 |
1103 | Forget the book. Let's wait for the movie. | 1.2922 | 0.03641 | 219 | 164 | 46 | 9 |
1104 | Ya have any Pepto Bismol? I thought the moose head was real. | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
1105 | Well, the doggy door is the wrong shape. | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
1106 | Free hug? | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
1107 | Note to self: I promise to stop next week! | 1.2919 | 0.04136 | 185 | 141 | 34 | 10 |
1108 | I bet you really are regretting pissing off the old gypsy woman now, aren’t you? | 1.2918 | 0.03445 | 233 | 173 | 52 | 8 |
1109 | Ooooh, The Jungle Book. One of my favoritesssssss. | 1.2917 | 0.03844 | 216 | 165 | 39 | 12 |
1110 | I paid off your taxidermist. Any last words? | 1.2917 | 0.04496 | 168 | 130 | 27 | 11 |
1111 | Can you start the fire? I'm a little chilled. | 1.2917 | 0.04101 | 192 | 147 | 34 | 11 |
1112 | One more page please? | 1.2913 | 0.03723 | 206 | 154 | 44 | 8 |
1113 | The antelope head was yummy | 1.2913 | 0.03969 | 206 | 158 | 36 | 12 |
1114 | Do you find the mystery, err, gripping enough?? | 1.2913 | 0.03969 | 206 | 158 | 36 | 12 |
1115 | Congratulations! Once more we'll switch roles, which once again you'll forget by tomorrow. | 1.2912 | 0.04180 | 182 | 139 | 33 | 10 |
1116 | Dr. Freud is on line one... should I tell him you're busy? | 1.2912 | 0.03800 | 182 | 134 | 43 | 5 |
1117 | Get to the part where they get on the plane. | 1.2912 | 0.04180 | 182 | 139 | 33 | 10 |
1118 | Is Eve home? | 1.2911 | 0.04144 | 158 | 117 | 36 | 5 |
1119 | Can't you just bring the drinks to me? | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
1120 | You're reading too much into this. Relax...Just go limp. | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
1121 | At least your mice problems have disappeared. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
1122 | I am going to have to leave you sir. I have found a position with a more constricting schedule | 1.2909 | 0.04469 | 165 | 127 | 28 | 10 |
1123 | Reading the Bible eh? Man I remember those days. By the way I saw an apple in the fridge that belongs to your roommate but you should totally eat it. | 1.2909 | 0.04385 | 165 | 126 | 30 | 9 |
1124 | You had a lousy taxidermist… | 1.2907 | 0.04496 | 172 | 134 | 26 | 12 |
1125 | Once upon a time in the Garden of Good and Evil"...Go ahead, please keep reading. I love thisss story! | 1.2907 | 0.04420 | 172 | 133 | 28 | 11 |
1126 | Before the night is over, you will be visited by the ghosts of Game Trophies Past, Present and Future. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1127 | I can show you the way to the tree of life if you want immortality. | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
1128 | I’m sitting in for the moose tonight | 1.2905 | 0.04074 | 179 | 135 | 36 | 8 |
1129 | Keep in mind while you’re reading: Adam and Eve knew the author. | 1.2903 | 0.04324 | 186 | 145 | 28 | 13 |
1130 | Unfortunately, Charles was not aware of the regenerative qualities of the Giant Anaconda he had slain on his latest hunting adventure. | 1.2903 | 0.03973 | 186 | 140 | 38 | 8 |
1131 | I told you, J.K. Rowling is full of shit.. | 1.2903 | 0.04324 | 186 | 145 | 28 | 13 |
1132 | sssspoilerssss | 1.2903 | 0.03829 | 217 | 166 | 39 | 12 |
1133 | I was never a bookworm till now. | 1.2902 | 0.03639 | 224 | 169 | 45 | 10 |
1134 | I know, you have told me before not to read over your shoulder. | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
1135 | Adam, how would you like some Apple stock? | 1.2900 | 0.04108 | 200 | 155 | 32 | 13 |
1136 | There's LSD in your wine. | 1.2899 | 0.03952 | 207 | 159 | 36 | 12 |
1137 | Are we out of water buffalo? | 1.2899 | 0.03832 | 207 | 157 | 40 | 10 |
1138 | Spoiler Alert: The asp kills Cleopatra. | 1.2899 | 0.03707 | 207 | 155 | 44 | 8 |
1139 | The 'Do-Not-Read-It-Will-Summon-The-Snake-Demon' cover warning stops most guys. | 1.2896 | 0.04088 | 183 | 139 | 35 | 9 |
1140 | Literature? I'm a fan of hissstory myself. | 1.2896 | 0.03488 | 259 | 198 | 47 | 14 |
1141 | My tongue makes a great bookmark if you need to go on a mouse run. | 1.2895 | 0.03916 | 190 | 143 | 39 | 8 |
1142 | Well I wish you hunted Elk too,John. | 1.2895 | 0.04056 | 190 | 145 | 35 | 10 |
1143 | Would you care for an apple, some apple sauce, or even a glass of apple juice? | 1.2893 | 0.03959 | 197 | 150 | 37 | 10 |
1144 | HELP ME! I HAVE PLAQUE PSORIASIS! | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
1145 | I am tired playing dead every time you have guests. You need to tell them the truth about your hunting days. | 1.2892 | 0.04278 | 166 | 126 | 32 | 8 |
1146 | You knew I was cold-blooded when you brought me here. The least you could do is start a fire. | 1.2891 | 0.03598 | 211 | 157 | 47 | 7 |
1147 | Got an apple I can eat? | 1.2891 | 0.04069 | 211 | 165 | 31 | 15 |
1148 | Interpretation Of Dreams” by JungenFreud? | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
1149 | I personally liked the part about the snake.” -Alison K. Burns, Salisbury, Massachusett | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
1150 | So you finally digested the taxidermist . | 1.2889 | 0.03899 | 180 | 134 | 40 | 6 |
1151 | Can't you read a little faster? I want to know how her apple pie comes out. | 1.2889 | 0.03838 | 225 | 174 | 37 | 14 |
1152 | Boy, am I gonna be stuffed! | 1.2888 | 0.04098 | 187 | 143 | 34 | 10 |
1153 | I'd eat you but I'm stuffed. | 1.2887 | 0.04129 | 194 | 150 | 32 | 12 |
1154 | Alright,alright. You can try the Merlot. | 1.2886 | 0.03904 | 201 | 153 | 38 | 10 |
1155 | The Chapter on temptation is my favorite one! | 1.2885 | 0.03629 | 208 | 155 | 46 | 7 |
1156 | Pull my tongue. | 1.2884 | 0.03904 | 215 | 166 | 36 | 13 |
1157 | That deer was delicious. | 1.2882 | 0.04208 | 170 | 129 | 33 | 8 |
1158 | Pshaw, it's no longer 'forbidden', just not encouraged. | 1.2882 | 0.03863 | 170 | 125 | 41 | 4 |
1159 | Reading Freud, huh? I'm more of a Jungian, myself. | 1.2880 | 0.04068 | 184 | 140 | 35 | 9 |
1160 | Snake eyes & a wall full of lies. | 1.2880 | 0.03765 | 184 | 136 | 43 | 5 |
1161 | Is that the book that talks about the Garden of Eden? | 1.2880 | 0.04141 | 184 | 141 | 33 | 10 |
1162 | I can't bark to go out. | 1.2880 | 0.04212 | 184 | 142 | 31 | 11 |
1163 | Ironically, Doctor, it is your groundbreaking work on neural regeneration that has made this terrifying experience possible. | 1.2880 | 0.03899 | 191 | 144 | 39 | 8 |
1164 | Kind of makes you long for a pair of antlers. | 1.2880 | 0.04105 | 191 | 147 | 33 | 11 |
1165 | Yes liquor is quicker but 1 apple per day keeps doctors away provided you tell your doctor or pharmacist if you suffer from diabetic retinopathy, pancreatitis, or if you experience blurred vision or antipathy to serpents. | 1.2879 | 0.04006 | 198 | 152 | 35 | 11 |
1166 | Sad story. I have a lump in my throat.” | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1167 | Please sit still, this is harder than it looks. | 1.2879 | 0.03672 | 198 | 147 | 45 | 6 |
1168 | And the snake lived happily ever after over the the fireplace. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1169 | The sequel is better. | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
1170 | Hi there! Hibernation's over! | 1.2876 | 0.04606 | 153 | 118 | 26 | 9 |
1171 | I figured coming from the sink would be too frightening. | 1.2874 | 0.04256 | 167 | 127 | 32 | 8 |
1172 | This is my favorite part. | 1.2873 | 0.03801 | 181 | 134 | 42 | 5 |
1173 | Scary book, eh?… | 1.2872 | 0.04216 | 188 | 146 | 30 | 12 |
1174 | Don't worry, I only eat venison. | 1.2872 | 0.03937 | 188 | 142 | 38 | 8 |
1175 | I’m sorry, Peter. I just can’t keep up this charade any longer. | 1.2872 | 0.03937 | 188 | 142 | 38 | 8 |
1176 | No Sssssssssspoilers! | 1.2872 | 0.03913 | 195 | 148 | 38 | 9 |
1177 | Staring contest. One,two,three | 1.2871 | 0.04073 | 202 | 157 | 32 | 13 |
1178 | Oh, be realistic -- I have no shoulder for you to read over! | 1.2871 | 0.03758 | 202 | 152 | 42 | 8 |
1179 | We’re missing “The Bachelorette,” Adam. | 1.2871 | 0.04035 | 209 | 163 | 32 | 14 |
1180 | I just ate your African antelope. What flavor are you? | 1.2870 | 0.03641 | 223 | 169 | 44 | 10 |
1181 | You are in for a surprise ending. | 1.2867 | 0.04762 | 150 | 117 | 23 | 10 |
1182 | Remember how happy we were in Borneo? I hate this wall and that stupid fake fireplace. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
1183 | Who is stuffed now? | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
1184 | You need to cut back on the brandy. | 1.2865 | 0.04348 | 171 | 132 | 29 | 10 |
1185 | Please go to your own room to read. Turn off the lights on your way out. Some of us are trying to sleep. | 1.2865 | 0.04078 | 178 | 135 | 35 | 8 |
1186 | Sssssssssssssssssssssuprise! | 1.2865 | 0.04121 | 185 | 142 | 33 | 10 |
1187 | I know why I'm in on a Saturday night, what's your excuse? | 1.2864 | 0.03988 | 199 | 153 | 35 | 11 |
1188 | I have psychoactive venom. YOU are actually mounted in MY den. | 1.2864 | 0.03867 | 213 | 164 | 37 | 12 |
1189 | Maybe the taxidermist will give you a refund. | 1.2863 | 0.03651 | 227 | 173 | 43 | 11 |
1190 | Thhhkip to the part where the thhhnake thhhwallowthhh the human. | 1.2857 | 0.03933 | 203 | 156 | 36 | 11 |
1191 | Watch the movie version and then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as god, knowing good and evil. | 1.2857 | 0.04354 | 175 | 136 | 28 | 11 |
1192 | Just so you know… I got rid of all the rats. And the exterminator. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
1193 | No thanks. I'm stuffed. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
1194 | Looks like a good book to wrap our heads around. | 1.2857 | 0.04165 | 182 | 140 | 32 | 10 |
1195 | You might want to read again how much exactly isss a microdossss... | 1.2857 | 0.04218 | 196 | 154 | 28 | 14 |
1196 | Would you like a hug? Or I can turn the page for you? | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
1197 | Pssst. Would you like to know what really happened during the Book of Genesis | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
1198 | Can I tempt you with a second glass of our cabernet? | 1.2857 | 0.03870 | 203 | 155 | 38 | 10 |
1199 | you do realize the new "jeopardy!" is on, right? | 1.2857 | 0.04265 | 161 | 122 | 32 | 7 |
1200 | Somebody spiked the punch | 1.2857 | 0.03761 | 217 | 166 | 40 | 11 |
1201 | Let's see Hercule figure this one out | 1.2857 | 0.03759 | 196 | 147 | 42 | 7 |
1202 | Can I interest you in cryptocurrency? | 1.2857 | 0.04428 | 175 | 137 | 26 | 12 |
1203 | Trust me, I'm a consultant. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1204 | Is there something other than a good book you'd like to curl up with? | 1.2857 | 0.04165 | 182 | 140 | 32 | 10 |
1205 | Ssssssurprisssse! | 1.2850 | 0.03851 | 214 | 165 | 37 | 12 |
1206 | Care for an apple? | 1.2850 | 0.04001 | 193 | 148 | 35 | 10 |
1207 | I think it will take me several days to truly digest this narrative | 1.2849 | 0.03958 | 186 | 141 | 37 | 8 |
1208 | Taxidermy tastes like chicken. | 1.2849 | 0.03958 | 186 | 141 | 37 | 8 |
1209 | The gardener says the apples are ripe | 1.2849 | 0.04135 | 179 | 137 | 33 | 9 |
1210 | I thought we had agreed we'll read The Jungle Book tonight! | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
1211 | The chapter on Anaconda Hisss tory will tell you that we lay dormant for along time and waken very hungry! | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
1212 | What!? I like Sssssssteinbeck." | 1.2845 | 0.03696 | 232 | 179 | 40 | 13 |
1213 | You’re not going to believe that nonsense about me tempting Eve, are you? | 1.2844 | 0.03572 | 218 | 164 | 46 | 8 |
1214 | So much for using a cut-rate taxidermist. | 1.2844 | 0.03647 | 211 | 159 | 44 | 8 |
1215 | Not such a great hunter now, are you? | 1.2843 | 0.03727 | 204 | 154 | 42 | 8 |
1216 | Sssspoiler alert—Slytherin LIVES. | 1.2843 | 0.03791 | 204 | 155 | 40 | 9 |
1217 | Hi, my name is Monty. Monty Python. | 1.2842 | 0.03922 | 183 | 138 | 38 | 7 |
1218 | I would have preferred a singing fish. | 1.2841 | 0.03684 | 176 | 129 | 44 | 3 |
1219 | Excuse me, sir. Is the lady in the garden? | 1.2840 | 0.04376 | 169 | 131 | 28 | 10 |
1220 | Daniele Sssssteel! | 1.2839 | 0.04554 | 155 | 120 | 26 | 9 |
1221 | Whaddya readin'? | 1.2836 | 0.04198 | 201 | 159 | 27 | 15 |
1222 | Can you please turn the page? | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1223 | Can your turn the page already? | 1.2835 | 0.03847 | 194 | 147 | 39 | 8 |
1224 | Read me that story about when I made that gullible lady eat the apple. | 1.2835 | 0.04050 | 194 | 150 | 33 | 11 |
1225 | The Gryffindor decision still haunts him. | 1.2834 | 0.03939 | 187 | 142 | 37 | 8 |
1226 | Is this the part where Mowgli gets away? I hate that part. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
1227 | Of Mice and Men", I see.. | 1.2833 | 0.04189 | 180 | 139 | 31 | 10 |
1228 | Relax, you can trust me | 1.2832 | 0.03807 | 173 | 128 | 41 | 4 |
1229 | You knew I was a snake when you brought me here. | 1.2832 | 0.04304 | 173 | 134 | 29 | 10 |
1230 | I love when you devour a book in a single read. | 1.2832 | 0.03807 | 173 | 128 | 41 | 4 |
1231 | I'm a star in the Bible. | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
1232 | I put pressure on the taxidermist. | 1.2832 | 0.03807 | 173 | 128 | 41 | 4 |
1233 | Do I have a trophy wife for you! | 1.2832 | 0.04304 | 173 | 134 | 29 | 10 |
1234 | One sip; what harm can it do? | 1.2831 | 0.04173 | 166 | 126 | 33 | 7 |
1235 | White, male privilege, my asp. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
1236 | I'm an axolotl, that's why! | 1.2830 | 0.04816 | 159 | 127 | 19 | 13 |
1237 | A thesaurus?! Wow, you’re pretentious, showy, ostentatious, bombastic, overblown, and pompoussssssssssss! | 1.2829 | 0.03711 | 205 | 155 | 42 | 8 |
1238 | I am very sensitive to temperature. Don’t touch the thermostat. | 1.2829 | 0.03838 | 205 | 157 | 38 | 10 |
1239 | You know what would go good with that wine? An apple. | 1.2828 | 0.04118 | 198 | 155 | 30 | 13 |
1240 | Yeah, no apples these days, but I can offer you a Kindle. | 1.2827 | 0.04023 | 191 | 147 | 34 | 10 |
1241 | Light the fireplace Buster. It's freezing in here." | 1.2827 | 0.03812 | 191 | 144 | 40 | 7 |
1242 | You are a true charmer.... | 1.2826 | 0.04125 | 184 | 142 | 32 | 10 |
1243 | Mind if I curl up with you? | 1.2824 | 0.03527 | 216 | 162 | 47 | 7 |
1244 | BOO! Hisssss! | 1.2824 | 0.04106 | 170 | 129 | 34 | 7 |
1245 | Aren't you glad.......you ate the apple? | 1.2824 | 0.04353 | 170 | 132 | 28 | 10 |
1246 | You should have killed me when you had the chance. | 1.2824 | 0.04273 | 170 | 131 | 30 | 9 |
1247 | It smells like the Great White Hunter just soiled his pants. | 1.2823 | 0.03907 | 209 | 162 | 35 | 12 |
1248 | Just say it out loud "Voldemort." | 1.2822 | 0.03809 | 202 | 154 | 39 | 9 |
1249 | Just so you know, the main character dies at the end. | 1.2822 | 0.03873 | 202 | 155 | 37 | 10 |
1250 | Nevermore | 1.2821 | 0.04529 | 156 | 121 | 26 | 9 |
1251 | I’d love to eat you right now, but I’m stuffed. | 1.2821 | 0.04147 | 156 | 117 | 34 | 5 |
1252 | The deer went down easy. You're next. | 1.2821 | 0.04436 | 156 | 120 | 28 | 8 |
1253 | It's boring up there. Do you mind if I read over your shoulder? | 1.2819 | 0.03921 | 188 | 143 | 37 | 8 |
1254 | Maybe I AM off the wall? | 1.2819 | 0.04575 | 149 | 115 | 26 | 8 |
1255 | Books on wizards, witches and magic spells should never be read out loud. | 1.2819 | 0.04475 | 149 | 114 | 28 | 7 |
1256 | Is that the Bible? Does it say anything about me? | 1.2818 | 0.04169 | 181 | 140 | 31 | 10 |
1257 | We need to talk about your choices. | 1.2816 | 0.03875 | 174 | 130 | 39 | 5 |
1258 | I knew Jeffrey Toobin was back. | 1.2816 | 0.04435 | 174 | 137 | 25 | 12 |
1259 | I wish I knew how to read. | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
1260 | Who brags about beheading a Hydra? | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
1261 | Who needs the singing fish when you can have the rumor-mongering serpent, am I right? | 1.2814 | 0.04322 | 167 | 129 | 29 | 9 |
1262 | The book of Genesis, like most origin stories, needs perhaps to be cautiously parsed. | 1.2814 | 0.03910 | 199 | 153 | 36 | 10 |
1263 | Hiss off | 1.2814 | 0.04038 | 199 | 155 | 32 | 12 |
1264 | It's probably a real page-turner if you'd ever turn the damn page. | 1.2812 | 0.04449 | 160 | 124 | 27 | 9 |
1265 | You’re looking very cozy Nathaniel, now how about a nice constrictive blanket-like hug? | 1.2812 | 0.04268 | 192 | 152 | 26 | 14 |
1266 | No, no more apples. But I've got some nice bitcoins. | 1.2812 | 0.04175 | 160 | 121 | 33 | 6 |
1267 | Not a creature was sssssss... stirring? Not even a mouse? | 1.2811 | 0.03633 | 217 | 165 | 43 | 9 |
1268 | I bet the “butler” did it” | 1.2811 | 0.04383 | 185 | 147 | 24 | 14 |
1269 | Take me down before I have a hissy fit. | 1.2810 | 0.03771 | 210 | 161 | 39 | 10 |
1270 | Turn away from that book. Eat the apple and you'll know everything that you need to know. | 1.2810 | 0.03890 | 210 | 163 | 35 | 12 |
1271 | . . . and stop calling me Lucifer, my name is Bob. | 1.2809 | 0.04362 | 178 | 140 | 26 | 12 |
1272 | You misjudged me at the lake, don't you think? | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1273 | Let me know when you get to the bit with the asp. | 1.2806 | 0.03744 | 196 | 148 | 41 | 7 |
1274 | I'm not just a snake in the grass. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1275 | She ate the apple already. What are you still reading books for? | 1.2805 | 0.03496 | 246 | 189 | 45 | 12 |
1276 | How about a good night hiss? | 1.2805 | 0.04457 | 164 | 128 | 26 | 10 |
1277 | Ah…you sitting there, so comfortably cursed, yet convinced by this narrative of your impending redemption. | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
1278 | Gerald wished he'd never signed up for mamba lessons. | 1.2802 | 0.04000 | 182 | 139 | 35 | 8 |
1279 | Could you leave some pizza out tonight? I haven't had a rat in weeks. | 1.2802 | 0.04000 | 182 | 139 | 35 | 8 |
1280 | That story always gives me a lump in my throat. | 1.2802 | 0.03927 | 207 | 161 | 34 | 12 |
1281 | Reading Genesis aloud! | 1.2802 | 0.03616 | 207 | 156 | 44 | 7 |
1282 | If I'm stuck on the wall, can you at least sign us up for Netflix? | 1.2800 | 0.03762 | 200 | 152 | 40 | 8 |
1283 | Are you sure that's only a microdose? | 1.2800 | 0.03828 | 200 | 153 | 38 | 9 |
1284 | Better yet, no antlers. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1285 | Oooh! Tough guy gets to sit in an armchair. | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1286 | So NFT stands for non-fangible... | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
1287 | Does it say anything in there about treatments for neck pain? | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
1288 | Read me the part when Kaa eats Mowgli | 1.2800 | 0.03893 | 200 | 154 | 36 | 10 |
1289 | Any regrets? | 1.2800 | 0.04835 | 150 | 119 | 20 | 11 |
1290 | You have always been a Slytherin. Stop telling your nieces and nephews you were Gryffindor. | 1.2800 | 0.05016 | 150 | 121 | 16 | 13 |
1291 | Come join your less lucky safari friends. | 1.2798 | 0.03733 | 218 | 168 | 39 | 11 |
1292 | Why did she eat from the apple when I suggested the fig? | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1293 | Not your average hole in the wall place. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
1294 | My book club read that too! | 1.2796 | 0.03942 | 186 | 142 | 36 | 8 |
1295 | Have a sip of this apple brandy. | 1.2796 | 0.03867 | 186 | 141 | 38 | 7 |
1296 | As usual, you’re not paying enough attention to me. | 1.2795 | 0.04424 | 161 | 125 | 27 | 9 |
1297 | You're not from around here, are you? | 1.2793 | 0.03883 | 179 | 135 | 38 | 6 |
1298 | Spoiler alert...they eat the fruit. | 1.2793 | 0.04118 | 179 | 138 | 32 | 9 |
1299 | C'mon, you know you want to skip to the end. | 1.2793 | 0.04118 | 179 | 138 | 32 | 9 |
1300 | I don’t want to spoil it. Just skip to the last page when a giant snake appears. | 1.2793 | 0.03963 | 179 | 136 | 36 | 7 |
1301 | And thereby hangs a tail.” | 1.2792 | 0.04272 | 154 | 117 | 31 | 6 |
1302 | Sssstop using the fireplace. | 1.2792 | 0.03930 | 197 | 152 | 35 | 10 |
1303 | You're out of Grey Poupon -- and rats. | 1.2792 | 0.03996 | 197 | 153 | 33 | 11 |
1304 | You were warned to just mount the head. | 1.2791 | 0.03981 | 172 | 130 | 36 | 6 |
1305 | You were expecting the Raven? | 1.2791 | 0.03708 | 215 | 165 | 40 | 10 |
1306 | I'm no longer feeling stuffed. | 1.2791 | 0.04309 | 172 | 134 | 28 | 10 |
1307 | Any chance of speaking with the lady of the house? | 1.2791 | 0.04309 | 172 | 134 | 28 | 10 |
1308 | I bet you're tastier than that deer head I just ate my way through. | 1.2791 | 0.04535 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
1309 | Oh dear, it's up by my ear. Oh dread, it's... | 1.2791 | 0.04539 | 172 | 137 | 22 | 13 |
1310 | And you always thought I was 'your' trophy. | 1.2789 | 0.04294 | 147 | 111 | 31 | 5 |
1311 | Still searching for the Garden of Eden, eh, Professor? | 1.2788 | 0.03728 | 208 | 159 | 40 | 9 |
1312 | Hello again Neville! I'm sorry to tell you that Ms. Rowling wants a sequel. | 1.2788 | 0.03728 | 208 | 159 | 40 | 9 |
1313 | I will need a dependable food supply Alfred. I just ate the cat. | 1.2788 | 0.03665 | 208 | 158 | 42 | 8 |
1314 | Wow. That story is really off the wall. Ssssso creepy!” | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
1315 | Adam,I'm back. Is Eve here? | 1.2788 | 0.04433 | 165 | 129 | 26 | 10 |
1316 | Wouldn't you agree Nigel, when you shoot at a python you should make sure it's dead before you bring it into your home? | 1.2787 | 0.03748 | 183 | 137 | 41 | 5 |
1317 | Nothing like curling up with a good book. | 1.2787 | 0.03981 | 183 | 140 | 35 | 8 |
1318 | And they call me cold-blooded. | 1.2787 | 0.04056 | 183 | 141 | 33 | 9 |
1319 | We both knew this day would come. | 1.2785 | 0.03718 | 219 | 169 | 39 | 11 |
1320 | For years, Norman had avoided questionable internet solicitations only to be scammed by his local taxidermist. | 1.2784 | 0.04240 | 176 | 137 | 29 | 10 |
1321 | OK, so I'm a bookworm -- you got a problem with that | 1.2784 | 0.04083 | 176 | 135 | 33 | 8 |
1322 | Please let me know when you're not wrapped up in that book. | 1.2784 | 0.04240 | 176 | 137 | 29 | 10 |
1323 | Turn the page please | 1.2784 | 0.03901 | 194 | 149 | 36 | 9 |
1324 | Thissss is why snakes aren't usually mounted as trophiesss. | 1.2784 | 0.04035 | 194 | 151 | 32 | 11 |
1325 | Didn't anyone tell you not to drink when you're reading a horror story? | 1.2781 | 0.04619 | 151 | 118 | 24 | 9 |
1326 | I wonder what does a brain with knowledge and experience taste like | 1.2781 | 0.04438 | 169 | 133 | 25 | 11 |
1327 | You know you're holding it upside-down, right? | 1.2781 | 0.04137 | 187 | 146 | 30 | 11 |
1328 | You'd look good in the den | 1.2780 | 0.03886 | 205 | 159 | 35 | 11 |
1329 | Magical Realism certainly brings the text to life, don’t you think? | 1.2780 | 0.03561 | 223 | 170 | 44 | 9 |
1330 | Read the sandworms part again. | 1.2778 | 0.03780 | 198 | 151 | 39 | 8 |
1331 | Spoiler alert! | 1.2778 | 0.04571 | 162 | 128 | 23 | 11 |
1332 | At least I'm not reading over your shoulder! | 1.2778 | 0.03634 | 216 | 165 | 42 | 9 |
1333 | Is that a book about a cold-blooded murder? | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1334 | When I finish passing the rat, you're next, S-S-S-S-Sid. | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
1335 | I hope you're not bothered if I read over your shoulder. | 1.2778 | 0.04346 | 144 | 109 | 30 | 5 |
1336 | The rat was a nice touch; but the mice were under-seasoned. | 1.2775 | 0.03894 | 209 | 163 | 34 | 12 |
1337 | Wait until you get to the part about yeast of Eden. | 1.2775 | 0.04076 | 191 | 149 | 31 | 11 |
1338 | Serioussssly Ssstan, ssslow down. It'ss Sssalinger | 1.2775 | 0.04287 | 173 | 135 | 28 | 10 |
1339 | Whatcha reading? | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
1340 | Can I show your guests my 'free hugs' t-shirt? | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
1341 | Don’t sssspoil the end. | 1.2773 | 0.03814 | 220 | 172 | 35 | 13 |
1342 | Got any mice? | 1.2772 | 0.03923 | 202 | 157 | 34 | 11 |
1343 | I guess you don’t like it when I come out of the woodwork.” | 1.2771 | 0.04409 | 166 | 130 | 26 | 10 |
1344 | It was a dark and ssstormy night. | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1345 | Did you know that your car warranty can be extended. — hisss… | 1.2769 | 0.04147 | 195 | 154 | 28 | 13 |
1346 | The mongoose did it. | 1.2768 | 0.04218 | 177 | 138 | 29 | 10 |
1347 | You shouldn't read horror novels alone at night. | 1.2767 | 0.03375 | 253 | 194 | 48 | 11 |
1348 | Taxidermy is not a peer reviewed science. | 1.2766 | 0.04048 | 188 | 146 | 32 | 10 |
1349 | Read the part about the serpent again. | 1.2763 | 0.04496 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
1350 | Today on Masterpiece Mystery … | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
1351 | Am I the villain in this story too? | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
1352 | what's ssssssssssss-up | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
1353 | You promised that you would read me the one about my time in Eden. | 1.2762 | 0.03846 | 181 | 137 | 38 | 6 |
1354 | What’s YOUR origin story? | 1.2762 | 0.03635 | 210 | 160 | 42 | 8 |
1355 | I slither, you quiver. | 1.2762 | 0.03571 | 210 | 159 | 44 | 7 |
1356 | I think you need to read How to Taxidermy. | 1.2760 | 0.03744 | 221 | 172 | 37 | 12 |
1357 | Edgar Allan Poe? Are you sure you can handle it? | 1.2759 | 0.04106 | 174 | 134 | 32 | 8 |
1358 | Pleasssse don't turn the pagesss sssso fasssst. | 1.2757 | 0.03512 | 243 | 188 | 43 | 12 |
1359 | Nothing like wrapping myself around a good book and you! | 1.2757 | 0.04017 | 185 | 143 | 33 | 9 |
1360 | Read me the one about Adam and Eve | 1.2756 | 0.04224 | 156 | 119 | 31 | 6 |
1361 | Oh, you assumed I was dead? | 1.2756 | 0.04321 | 156 | 120 | 29 | 7 |
1362 | Good news - your rats are gone. | 1.2754 | 0.04386 | 167 | 131 | 26 | 10 |
1363 | I’m afraid you’re about to learn the hard way why no one ever has a snake mounted. | 1.2754 | 0.03729 | 207 | 159 | 39 | 9 |
1364 | It ssssseemsssss you haven't updated your car'ssss warranty | 1.2754 | 0.03913 | 207 | 162 | 33 | 12 |
1365 | Stuffed? Not yet... | 1.2754 | 0.04146 | 207 | 166 | 25 | 16 |
1366 | If you keep hissing at me, the buck head will be back up tomorrow and you'll be returning to the swamp. | 1.2754 | 0.03853 | 207 | 161 | 35 | 11 |
1367 | And you thought that was just wine? | 1.2753 | 0.04272 | 178 | 140 | 27 | 11 |
1368 | Relax, all that stuff about the Garden and the forbidden fruit is pure fiction. It was designed to blame us for humans' bad choices. | 1.2751 | 0.04030 | 189 | 147 | 32 | 10 |
1369 | Out loud, please... | 1.2751 | 0.03814 | 189 | 144 | 38 | 7 |
1370 | Sorry. I ate the deer head. | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1371 | Exactly what did you put in that drink? | 1.2750 | 0.04248 | 160 | 123 | 30 | 7 |
1372 | No, I am not reading over your shoulder... | 1.2750 | 0.03879 | 200 | 155 | 35 | 10 |
1373 | Like long stories? | 1.2749 | 0.04233 | 171 | 133 | 29 | 9 |
1374 | I don't understand, Stan, what did you think a trophy wife would look like? | 1.2749 | 0.04313 | 171 | 134 | 27 | 10 |
1375 | Just passing through. | 1.2749 | 0.04151 | 171 | 132 | 31 | 8 |
1376 | Those logs aren't going to light themselves. | 1.2746 | 0.03690 | 193 | 146 | 41 | 6 |
1377 | It's time for you to mount another trophy, I'm getting hungry. | 1.2745 | 0.04565 | 153 | 120 | 24 | 9 |
1378 | Scared? Wait till you meet my better half... | 1.2745 | 0.04565 | 153 | 120 | 24 | 9 |
1379 | Remember the doctor ssssaid about drinking on your medication... | 1.2745 | 0.03889 | 204 | 159 | 34 | 11 |
1380 | Light the fire, you effing endotherm! | 1.2743 | 0.04396 | 175 | 139 | 24 | 12 |
1381 | There's more to knowledge than is dreamed of in your philosophy... | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
1382 | So, are you gonna finish drinking that? | 1.2742 | 0.04071 | 186 | 145 | 31 | 10 |
1383 | Can you light the fireplace, please i'm freezing | 1.2742 | 0.03696 | 186 | 140 | 41 | 5 |
1384 | Pssst...I think you need to find a new taxidermist. | 1.2742 | 0.03850 | 186 | 142 | 37 | 7 |
1385 | I knew we should’ve gone for the moose instead. | 1.2742 | 0.03925 | 186 | 143 | 35 | 8 |
1386 | Red wine, no coaster? That's going to leave a ring. | 1.2741 | 0.03781 | 197 | 151 | 38 | 8 |
1387 | Is that a hisssstorical novel | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
1388 | I got a bad press- especially in the first chapter. | 1.2739 | 0.04103 | 157 | 119 | 33 | 5 |
1389 | Made ‘ya look. | 1.2739 | 0.04201 | 157 | 120 | 31 | 6 |
1390 | Oh! the Bible. That´s nice, you are reading my biography. What do you think, is it Pulitzer material? | 1.2737 | 0.03723 | 190 | 144 | 40 | 6 |
1391 | I've got a crush on you sweetie pie ! | 1.2737 | 0.03941 | 190 | 147 | 34 | 9 |
1392 | Excuse me. Have you seen the plumber? | 1.2737 | 0.03870 | 190 | 146 | 36 | 8 |
1393 | Sometimes bookworms find a good hole in the wall | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1394 | Those ashes on the mantle don’t come free, Henry. | 1.2732 | 0.03565 | 183 | 136 | 44 | 3 |
1395 | Would you mind lighting a fire? I'm a little chilly. | 1.2732 | 0.03816 | 194 | 149 | 37 | 8 |
1396 | You knew I was a snake when you brought me in. | 1.2727 | 0.04222 | 176 | 138 | 28 | 10 |
1397 | I thought this was a short story. | 1.2727 | 0.03974 | 165 | 125 | 35 | 5 |
1398 | Don't tread on me. | 1.2727 | 0.04373 | 176 | 140 | 24 | 12 |
1399 | I asked you not to read Paradise Lost in front of me! | 1.2727 | 0.03635 | 209 | 160 | 41 | 8 |
1400 | Can you light the fire - I'm freezing? | 1.2727 | 0.03764 | 198 | 152 | 38 | 8 |
1401 | At least with the old painting,it was just its eyes following me around the room. | 1.2727 | 0.03635 | 209 | 160 | 41 | 8 |
1402 | That was delicious! Do you have any more gazelle heads? | 1.2727 | 0.04326 | 187 | 150 | 23 | 14 |
1403 | That's really a good book. | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1404 | For the last time, it's not me. It's your radiator. | 1.2723 | 0.03923 | 191 | 148 | 34 | 9 |
1405 | Okay you may turn the page now, I'm ready. | 1.2723 | 0.03923 | 191 | 148 | 34 | 9 |
1406 | I usually enter by the chimney, but not during the Christmas season. | 1.2722 | 0.04081 | 180 | 140 | 31 | 9 |
1407 | Can you read the one about the little mouse again?” | 1.2722 | 0.03926 | 180 | 138 | 35 | 7 |
1408 | The moose head was yummy” | 1.2722 | 0.04089 | 169 | 130 | 32 | 7 |
1409 | Sorry, buddy, but you’re not waking up from this one. | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
1410 | What's the date, dude? Hibernation is a bummer. | 1.2721 | 0.04880 | 147 | 118 | 18 | 11 |
1411 | Take a sip... It's the Snifter of Knowledge. | 1.2717 | 0.04093 | 184 | 144 | 30 | 10 |
1412 | Well, be more specific next time you ask for built-in speakers! | 1.2717 | 0.04236 | 184 | 146 | 26 | 12 |
1413 | I told you I’ll only read to you if you stay on the wall. | 1.2717 | 0.04165 | 184 | 145 | 28 | 11 |
1414 | I’ve always wondered what that brandy tastes like. Do you mind? | 1.2717 | 0.04269 | 173 | 136 | 27 | 10 |
1415 | You mounted me | 1.2716 | 0.04110 | 162 | 124 | 32 | 6 |
1416 | So? I've never objected to anyone looking over MY shoulder | 1.2716 | 0.04110 | 162 | 124 | 32 | 6 |
1417 | Relax. This is just about your car warranty. | 1.2715 | 0.04299 | 151 | 116 | 29 | 6 |
1418 | I could tell you the end | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
1419 | Who’s a big boy now? | 1.2714 | 0.03881 | 199 | 155 | 34 | 10 |
1420 | Got any food you can spare for my eleven kids? | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1421 | Honey remember that hissing sound you said you heard coming from that wall trophy we just bought? | 1.2713 | 0.03740 | 188 | 143 | 39 | 6 |
1422 | “You try acting dead when the chimney sweep is dancing in and out of here singing Broadway musicals.” | 1.2713 | 0.04102 | 188 | 148 | 29 | 11 |
1423 | ``Ask yourself: who's the real snake?'' | 1.2713 | 0.03740 | 188 | 143 | 39 | 6 |
1424 | Sometimes revenge can take a serpentine route. | 1.2712 | 0.04124 | 177 | 138 | 30 | 9 |
1425 | Just like elephants, pythons never forget. | 1.2712 | 0.04201 | 177 | 139 | 28 | 10 |
1426 | Anything in that book about regeneration? | 1.2712 | 0.03715 | 177 | 133 | 40 | 4 |
1427 | Welcome to the Loch Ness suite! I’ll be here all week! You’re welcome! | 1.2712 | 0.03884 | 177 | 135 | 36 | 6 |
1428 | That's SIR pent to you, thanks! | 1.2711 | 0.04044 | 166 | 127 | 33 | 6 |
1429 | You're about to find out what the SCALES of justice really means | 1.2710 | 0.04695 | 155 | 124 | 20 | 11 |
1430 | Admit it. You really need a friend. | 1.2710 | 0.04225 | 155 | 119 | 30 | 6 |
1431 | Spoiler alert: the seemingly dead python ends up swallowing him. | 1.2709 | 0.03632 | 203 | 155 | 41 | 7 |
1432 | Can I borrow that book when you're done reading it? | 1.2709 | 0.03564 | 203 | 154 | 43 | 6 |
1433 | I'm going to need a new taxidermist. | 1.2709 | 0.03828 | 203 | 158 | 35 | 10 |
1434 | It was all Adam's fault. | 1.2708 | 0.03969 | 144 | 107 | 35 | 2 |
1435 | Lord Voldemort wants his cartoon back. | 1.2708 | 0.04949 | 144 | 116 | 17 | 11 |
1436 | Well,that tasted a little dry. | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1437 | Don't be afraid. I'm after larger prey. | 1.2708 | 0.03689 | 192 | 146 | 40 | 6 |
1438 | Hi, I’m from the Mounted Python Show. Ha ha. Not funny? Too bad. Now I’ll have to eat you. | 1.2708 | 0.04042 | 192 | 151 | 30 | 11 |
1439 | SSSo, your name isss... Harold Potter? | 1.2708 | 0.03905 | 192 | 149 | 34 | 9 |
1440 | Chapter 4. For up to six months upon your return from the Amazon you may experience the occasional Ayahuasca flashback. | 1.2708 | 0.03689 | 192 | 146 | 40 | 6 |
1441 | The guys want to know if you're going to bed soon. | 1.2707 | 0.03907 | 181 | 139 | 35 | 7 |
1442 | No. You know how you get when you start on the Pinot Noir. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1443 | The elk head was not as tasty as expected. Any other options? | 1.2706 | 0.03708 | 218 | 170 | 37 | 11 |
1444 | You know it’s just a rumour. No one talked Adam into eating that apple. | 1.2705 | 0.03521 | 207 | 157 | 44 | 6 |
1445 | Your deer is in the Everglades. It's one of those home-swap dealios. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1446 | Adam, there is a tree I’d like to show. | 1.2703 | 0.03927 | 185 | 143 | 34 | 8 |
1447 | I'm here for the wine, not conversation. | 1.2703 | 0.04001 | 185 | 144 | 32 | 9 |
1448 | It’s your turn to decorate my wall. | 1.2701 | 0.04168 | 174 | 136 | 29 | 9 |
1449 | Jon Voight was much more interesting to work with. | 1.2701 | 0.04325 | 174 | 138 | 25 | 11 |
1450 | Who do you have to know to get a drink around here? | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
1451 | Dont even think about starting a fire. | 1.2698 | 0.03723 | 189 | 144 | 39 | 6 |
1452 | By the 7th sequel the “Anaconda” film franchise had entirely lost its way. | 1.2698 | 0.03943 | 189 | 147 | 33 | 9 |
1453 | You'd better light that fire, William, before my ass gets cold. | 1.2698 | 0.04151 | 189 | 150 | 27 | 12 |
1454 | I was hibernating. | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
1455 | You needed to have hired a more professional taxidermist | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
1456 | Can I boa your book? | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
1457 | I think you may be looking for Eve | 1.2696 | 0.03549 | 204 | 155 | 43 | 6 |
1458 | Can you turn the page, pleasssssse? | 1.2695 | 0.04529 | 167 | 134 | 21 | 12 |
1459 | Sssssssurprise! | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
1460 | Want me to tell you how it ends? | 1.2692 | 0.04189 | 182 | 144 | 27 | 11 |
1461 | Have you gotten to the part about covering your nakedness? | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 156 | 124 | 22 | 10 |
1462 | Is that a hisssssssstory book? | 1.2692 | 0.04394 | 156 | 122 | 26 | 8 |
1463 | I bet you didn't see that coming. | 1.2692 | 0.04116 | 182 | 143 | 29 | 10 |
1464 | The deer was a little dry | 1.2690 | 0.03625 | 197 | 150 | 41 | 6 |
1465 | I'm not sure this still qualifies as microdosing. | 1.2690 | 0.04031 | 197 | 156 | 29 | 12 |
1466 | Skip everything except the parts with the sand worms. | 1.2690 | 0.03966 | 197 | 155 | 31 | 11 |
1467 | Don't go in the other room. This is just the tip of the iceberg. | 1.2690 | 0.04031 | 197 | 156 | 29 | 12 |
1468 | Knock it off. I just got home from work. | 1.2690 | 0.04132 | 171 | 133 | 30 | 8 |
1469 | Are you still reading? | 1.2690 | 0.04182 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 4 |
1470 | I m not a fan of Hisstory. I can’t seem to get my head around it. | 1.2690 | 0.04617 | 145 | 114 | 23 | 8 |
1471 | 'You're gonna need another Moosehead.' | 1.2688 | 0.03982 | 186 | 145 | 32 | 9 |
1472 | And you thought I was just a mounted Trophy? | 1.2687 | 0.03974 | 201 | 159 | 30 | 12 |
1473 | You better light that fire right now. I am cold blooded and may fangs are chattering. | 1.2685 | 0.04429 | 149 | 116 | 26 | 7 |
1474 | If we’re gonna be roomies, we need to set some boundaries. | 1.2685 | 0.04629 | 149 | 118 | 22 | 9 |
1475 | That ten-point buck you mounted was my friend. | 1.2684 | 0.04064 | 190 | 150 | 29 | 11 |
1476 | I'm raising your rent by 70%. | 1.2684 | 0.03925 | 190 | 148 | 33 | 9 |
1477 | This is why the wildlife mounting guys laughed at you. | 1.2684 | 0.03925 | 190 | 148 | 33 | 9 |
1478 | Maybe now you’ll remember where you left that giant spring loaded can. | 1.2683 | 0.04419 | 164 | 130 | 24 | 10 |
1479 | The stuffing was a little dry. | 1.2683 | 0.03396 | 205 | 154 | 47 | 4 |
1480 | I used to live in a can of Peanut Brittle. | 1.2682 | 0.04006 | 179 | 139 | 32 | 8 |
1481 | It's all fake news, Eve ate that apple long before I showed up. | 1.2682 | 0.04308 | 179 | 143 | 24 | 12 |
1482 | Spoiler alert: he dies. | 1.2682 | 0.04308 | 179 | 143 | 24 | 12 |
1483 | Reading Shakespeare? "To be or not to be, that is the question." | 1.2682 | 0.04160 | 179 | 141 | 28 | 10 |
1484 | She already ate the apple. | 1.2682 | 0.04006 | 179 | 139 | 32 | 8 |
1485 | Your taxidermist obviously learned the trade entirely online. | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1486 | Go on, dog-ear the page. It will be our little sssssecret. | 1.2680 | 0.03800 | 194 | 150 | 36 | 8 |
1487 | Why are you reading Fiction when you can tune into NOW? | 1.2680 | 0.03729 | 194 | 149 | 38 | 7 |
1488 | Ah, my favorite … Sssssssssnakespeare! | 1.2680 | 0.04637 | 153 | 122 | 21 | 10 |
1489 | Did you know that forked tongues are prone to utter spoonerisms? | 1.2680 | 0.04448 | 153 | 120 | 25 | 8 |
1490 | You should see where my other half goes. | 1.2679 | 0.04091 | 168 | 130 | 31 | 7 |
1491 | Sorry but the deer mount was just my appetizer… | 1.2679 | 0.04091 | 168 | 130 | 31 | 7 |
1492 | It's Sunday. Your turn on the wall. | 1.2677 | 0.03949 | 198 | 156 | 31 | 11 |
1493 | Pssst! Just so you’ll know, our great foresnake Charley warned Eve never to go anywhere near that tree. | 1.2677 | 0.03816 | 198 | 154 | 35 | 9 |
1494 | Scared I might spoil the ending? | 1.2677 | 0.03816 | 198 | 154 | 35 | 9 |
1495 | Don't believe the story about the apple, she was on her own. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1496 | Not fake news...its hisss-tory | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1497 | Are you what they call a bookworm? | 1.2675 | 0.03480 | 228 | 176 | 43 | 9 |
1498 | Adam, Eve’s unclothed in the garden… | 1.2674 | 0.04035 | 187 | 147 | 30 | 10 |
1499 | Could I interest you in an apple? | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
1500 | A relative I never knew tricked one girl thousands of years ago, now this? | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
1501 | My mother was a newt! We grow our tails back. | 1.2670 | 0.04205 | 176 | 139 | 27 | 10 |
1502 | Do you have any more chocolate moose? | 1.2670 | 0.04281 | 176 | 140 | 25 | 11 |
1503 | May I have a SSSSSSSSSSSSip of your cognac? | 1.2670 | 0.03689 | 191 | 146 | 39 | 6 |
1504 | The fireplace may be fake, but I'm not! | 1.2667 | 0.03761 | 165 | 124 | 38 | 3 |
1505 | Have you read his other books? | 1.2667 | 0.03986 | 180 | 140 | 32 | 8 |
1506 | Maybe going with that cut-rate taxidermist wasn't such a good idea. | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1507 | Yes,I was once just a wall ornament but now I'm a rep for a tile company | 1.2667 | 0.04640 | 165 | 134 | 18 | 13 |
1508 | I can tell you from experience that the ending isn't that exciting. | 1.2667 | 0.03783 | 195 | 151 | 36 | 8 |
1509 | I knew hiding in the grass was too obvious | 1.2667 | 0.04223 | 165 | 129 | 28 | 8 |
1510 | Aha!! We meet again, great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson of Adam!! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 135 | 107 | 20 | 8 |
1511 | Would I kid you? Check out Genesis 3. | 1.2663 | 0.03594 | 199 | 152 | 41 | 6 |
1512 | Charmed, I'm sure. | 1.2663 | 0.03928 | 184 | 143 | 33 | 8 |
1513 | That book is a total wormhole. | 1.2663 | 0.03694 | 184 | 140 | 39 | 5 |
1514 | I really thought you would be paying more attention to me once I settled in. | 1.2663 | 0.03774 | 184 | 141 | 37 | 6 |
1515 | Go ahead. Fold the corner of the page instead of using a bookmark. It's okay. Nobody will notice. | 1.2663 | 0.04220 | 184 | 147 | 25 | 12 |
1516 | Don’t worry. I’ll never tell them you didn’t have the heart to kill me. | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1517 | Wait till you get to the third chapter. | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1518 | you been in my viagra again? | 1.2662 | 0.04791 | 154 | 125 | 17 | 12 |
1519 | Spoiler alert...he doesn't get Slytherian... | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1520 | May I interest you in the story of creation? | 1.2660 | 0.03945 | 188 | 147 | 32 | 9 |
1521 | Have you seen my buttocks? | 1.2660 | 0.04155 | 188 | 150 | 26 | 12 |
1522 | At this time anything is better then having an 'elephant' in the room | 1.2659 | 0.03922 | 173 | 133 | 34 | 6 |
1523 | This is a public service hallucination: Your gas fire is leaking. | 1.2659 | 0.03922 | 173 | 133 | 34 | 6 |
1524 | The gal next door wants to know if you would like an apple. | 1.2658 | 0.04437 | 158 | 125 | 24 | 9 |
1525 | Eww...did you just take a sip of my wine?! | 1.2658 | 0.04437 | 158 | 125 | 24 | 9 |
1526 | New Yorker Caption Contest judge at your service. | 1.2658 | 0.04527 | 158 | 126 | 22 | 10 |
1527 | Read me another story - one where the snake wins! | 1.2658 | 0.04437 | 158 | 125 | 24 | 9 |
1528 | Yessss, you probably ssshould have jussst bought the sssinging basssss. | 1.2656 | 0.03889 | 192 | 150 | 33 | 9 |
1529 | Read "Three Blind Mice" again. Pretty please! | 1.2656 | 0.03958 | 192 | 151 | 31 | 10 |
1530 | Hey, Man, no hard feelings. Let's hug it out. | 1.2656 | 0.03958 | 192 | 151 | 31 | 10 |
1531 | No, I agree, there’s nothing in here that could possibly help us write a funny caption to this stupid cartoon. But thanks for helping and once again, sorry again for mounting you in the wall while you were still alive. Again, stupid cartoon. | 1.2655 | 0.04408 | 177 | 143 | 21 | 13 |
1532 | Can you flip the page? | 1.2654 | 0.04181 | 162 | 126 | 29 | 7 |
1533 | Is that a hisstory book? | 1.2654 | 0.04088 | 162 | 125 | 31 | 6 |
1534 | If you must read over my shoulder, please do it quietly. | 1.2654 | 0.03463 | 211 | 161 | 44 | 6 |
1535 | It’s the absinthe talking. Keep reading, Daddy. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
1536 | I think I'm a Slytherin. | 1.2652 | 0.04193 | 181 | 144 | 26 | 11 |
1537 | Surprise! Reality can be stranger than fiction. | 1.2652 | 0.03809 | 181 | 139 | 36 | 6 |
1538 | That chapter on the revenge of the python really comes to life, doesn’t it? | 1.2652 | 0.03889 | 181 | 140 | 34 | 7 |
1539 | Oh Gerald, I could be ssssssso much more than just a trophy. | 1.2652 | 0.04044 | 181 | 142 | 30 | 9 |
1540 | My favorite characters are Adam and Eve | 1.2651 | 0.03932 | 166 | 127 | 34 | 5 |
1541 | Please slow down when you get to the part where the Kraken eats everybody. | 1.2651 | 0.04201 | 166 | 130 | 28 | 8 |
1542 | Would you like an apple? | 1.2650 | 0.03783 | 200 | 156 | 35 | 9 |
1543 | Ah... Genesis, my favorite book of the Bible. | 1.2650 | 0.03783 | 200 | 156 | 35 | 9 |
1544 | Is now a good time to discuss your car's extended warranty? | 1.2649 | 0.04275 | 151 | 117 | 28 | 6 |
1545 | Yes, I did eat the moose head... Can I have a sip of your Merlot? | 1.2649 | 0.04199 | 185 | 148 | 25 | 12 |
1546 | You know I can't go to sleep unless you read me a bedtime story. | 1.2649 | 0.03677 | 185 | 141 | 39 | 5 |
1547 | How can I read with you staring at me like that. | 1.2647 | 0.04161 | 204 | 166 | 22 | 16 |
1548 | The collected works of Edgar Allen Poe, how apropos. | 1.2647 | 0.03782 | 170 | 129 | 37 | 4 |
1549 | Ssssorry, no sssspoilers. | 1.2647 | 0.03962 | 170 | 131 | 33 | 6 |
1550 | 'Escape From New York'? Snake Plissken? Really? | 1.2647 | 0.04134 | 170 | 133 | 29 | 8 |
1551 | No,it’s not about you. | 1.2645 | 0.04492 | 155 | 123 | 23 | 9 |
1552 | Read the part again where she gives him the apple. | 1.2645 | 0.04202 | 155 | 120 | 29 | 6 |
1553 | Taxidermy? Taxiderm-YOU! | 1.2645 | 0.04301 | 155 | 121 | 27 | 7 |
1554 | Just because I didn’t have the heart to have you stuffed and mounted doesn’t mean you can read over my shoulder | 1.2645 | 0.05218 | 121 | 97 | 16 | 8 |
1555 | You sssent in multiple identical entriesss to the caption contessst, didn’t you? | 1.2644 | 0.03621 | 208 | 161 | 39 | 8 |
1556 | ‘Suddenly Sidewinder’ - failed precursor to the much more successful Big Mouth Billy Bass | 1.2644 | 0.03685 | 208 | 162 | 37 | 9 |
1557 | Have you seen the delicious apple your wife is about to eat? Have her share it with you! | 1.2644 | 0.03902 | 174 | 134 | 34 | 6 |
1558 | Whatever Eve said about me in there it's not true. | 1.2644 | 0.03902 | 174 | 134 | 34 | 6 |
1559 | The boar's head was delicious. | 1.2644 | 0.03816 | 174 | 133 | 36 | 5 |
1560 | You can skip Genesis. | 1.2644 | 0.04069 | 174 | 136 | 30 | 8 |
1561 | You know, all you really did was open that can labelled "Nuts". | 1.2644 | 0.04069 | 174 | 136 | 30 | 8 |
1562 | Fact or fiction? | 1.2643 | 0.04373 | 140 | 108 | 27 | 5 |
1563 | No, we snakes don't stay in permanent hibernation. | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1564 | Hi, Adam. Long time no see… | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1565 | Lord Valdemont, I'm not trying to be nosey, but retirement doesn't suit you. | 1.2640 | 0.04007 | 178 | 139 | 31 | 8 |
1566 | Why don’t you have some appletini? | 1.2640 | 0.04007 | 178 | 139 | 31 | 8 |
1567 | Spoiler alert: The snake eats the protagonist. | 1.2640 | 0.04007 | 178 | 139 | 31 | 8 |
1568 | I'm sick of being treated like a typical trophy snake. It's constricting. | 1.2639 | 0.04515 | 144 | 113 | 24 | 7 |
1569 | Feed me, seymour | 1.2638 | 0.04248 | 163 | 128 | 27 | 8 |
1570 | Soooooooooooo, you want to be the new "defense against the dark arts" teacher? | 1.2638 | 0.04158 | 163 | 127 | 29 | 7 |
1571 | Are you ready for me to turn the page? | 1.2637 | 0.04024 | 182 | 143 | 30 | 9 |
1572 | Not that story again! | 1.2637 | 0.04099 | 182 | 144 | 28 | 10 |
1573 | May I tempt you with an appletini? | 1.2637 | 0.03870 | 182 | 141 | 34 | 7 |
1574 | The snake was the good guy. The snake was the good guy. You will awaken and not remember this when I snap my fing...aww, nuts! | 1.2635 | 0.04219 | 148 | 114 | 29 | 5 |
1575 | Psst ... actually, it's not all about Eve ... here's what your Good Book leaves out! | 1.2635 | 0.04326 | 148 | 115 | 27 | 6 |
1576 | Reading The Three Faces of Eve? | 1.2635 | 0.04348 | 167 | 133 | 24 | 10 |
1577 | Don't you think that what J.K.Rowling wrote about us failed to depict both sides fairly? | 1.2634 | 0.04037 | 186 | 147 | 29 | 10 |
1578 | I know of an apple tree that will help pick up knowledge a lot faster than that book. | 1.2634 | 0.03781 | 205 | 161 | 34 | 10 |
1579 | Is that you Harry? | 1.2632 | 0.03763 | 190 | 147 | 36 | 7 |
1580 | PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
1581 | Just remember I'm only a figment of your cognac. | 1.2632 | 0.04548 | 152 | 121 | 22 | 9 |
1582 | I love this book. Mind if I read along? | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1583 | Would you mind lighting the fire, please? I'm a little chilly. | 1.2632 | 0.03836 | 190 | 148 | 34 | 8 |
1584 | No matter how many times you read it. The ending is always the same | 1.2629 | 0.04129 | 175 | 138 | 28 | 9 |
1585 | I would have preferred your wife | 1.2629 | 0.03797 | 175 | 134 | 36 | 5 |
1586 | Yes, me, I ate the elk. | 1.2629 | 0.03883 | 175 | 135 | 34 | 6 |
1587 | Well, thisssss is awkward." | 1.2628 | 0.04372 | 156 | 123 | 25 | 8 |
1588 | From this side of reality, you look like you could use a hug… | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
1589 | The light's better on this side. | 1.2626 | 0.03933 | 198 | 157 | 30 | 11 |
1590 | If I couldn’t get Mowgli, You are the next best thing. | 1.2625 | 0.04388 | 160 | 127 | 24 | 9 |
1591 | Right, sir, your wife wanted me to let you know that the Richardsons are arriving. | 1.2624 | 0.04228 | 141 | 108 | 29 | 4 |
1592 | So, have you got to the part where Daisy is drunk and driving Gatsby's car and accidentally hits and kills Myrtle? And Myrtle's husband thinks it was Gatsby driving and goes to his house and shoots him dead? I didn't ruin it for you, did I? | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1593 | Sometimes a snake with a forked tongue really is just a snake with a forked tongue. | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1594 | Even I think I’m tacky. | 1.2622 | 0.04313 | 164 | 130 | 25 | 9 |
1595 | 15 minutesssss could sssssave you 15% or more on car insssssurance | 1.2621 | 0.04696 | 145 | 116 | 20 | 9 |
1596 | Can you get me a hoagie? | 1.2620 | 0.04227 | 187 | 151 | 23 | 13 |
1597 | Our deal was simple: Keep the fire lit, and humanity keeps my Gift. | 1.2620 | 0.04018 | 187 | 148 | 29 | 10 |
1598 | I am thinking about starting a family. | 1.2620 | 0.04361 | 187 | 153 | 19 | 15 |
1599 | I'm telling you, you can't learn Python from books. | 1.2620 | 0.03798 | 187 | 145 | 35 | 7 |
1600 | Hey buddy would you mind lighting up that fire, I’m cold blooded ya know.. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
1601 | Well, this is awkward. | 1.2619 | 0.04242 | 168 | 133 | 26 | 9 |
1602 | So how's the great white hunter doing now? | 1.2617 | 0.04704 | 149 | 120 | 19 | 10 |
1603 | 2021 isssssssssssn't over yet. | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1604 | The decor really makes the room come alive. | 1.2617 | 0.04301 | 149 | 116 | 27 | 6 |
1605 | The taxidermist disappears in the final chapter. | 1.2617 | 0.04405 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1606 | You know, it's really your ego that's on display here. | 1.2616 | 0.04254 | 172 | 137 | 25 | 10 |
1607 | I know the story sucks but I want to see how the author wraps it up in the end. | 1.2616 | 0.03921 | 172 | 133 | 33 | 6 |
1608 | Aren't you forgetting the last time you tried to sneak up on me. | 1.2615 | 0.03623 | 218 | 171 | 37 | 10 |
1609 | Never heard of cutting the head off? | 1.2614 | 0.04123 | 153 | 118 | 30 | 5 |
1610 | Remamba me? | 1.2614 | 0.04425 | 153 | 121 | 24 | 8 |
1611 | Would you forgive me if I brought you the paper and your slippers? | 1.2614 | 0.04123 | 153 | 118 | 30 | 5 |
1612 | Surprise! I swallowed the taxidermist. | 1.2614 | 0.03779 | 176 | 135 | 36 | 5 |
1613 | I heard you were going to squeeze in a book before bed. | 1.2614 | 0.03779 | 176 | 135 | 36 | 5 |
1614 | You are too old to go to Hogwarts but we can still be friends. | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1615 | Guess who I met on the plane? Samuel L. Jackson!!! | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1616 | The taxidermist did a great job of disguising the fact that David actually shot a fire hose. | 1.2611 | 0.04440 | 157 | 125 | 23 | 9 |
1617 | Personally, I prefer a hisssstorical novel. | 1.2611 | 0.04348 | 157 | 124 | 25 | 8 |
1618 | Relax, I could have killed you a million times over. I only wanted to ask if you could move me up to the attic. I'm tired of your guests probing around my mouth and touching my fangs. | 1.2611 | 0.03889 | 180 | 140 | 33 | 7 |
1619 | I'm part of the interactive decor package you purchased" | 1.2611 | 0.04121 | 180 | 143 | 27 | 10 |
1620 | Time to put a stuffed shirt on that wall. | 1.2609 | 0.03833 | 184 | 143 | 34 | 7 |
1621 | Wouldn't you prefer an appletini? | 1.2609 | 0.03675 | 184 | 141 | 38 | 5 |
1622 | Read the part again where Sally sells seashells by the sssssssssea. | 1.2609 | 0.04273 | 161 | 127 | 26 | 8 |
1623 | Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... | 1.2609 | 0.04273 | 161 | 127 | 26 | 8 |
1624 | I'm not taking it personally, but did you have to say, 'What's your poison?' | 1.2609 | 0.03893 | 161 | 123 | 34 | 4 |
1625 | Your wife hired me. | 1.2609 | 0.04519 | 138 | 108 | 24 | 6 |
1626 | I still think coming out of a can is scarier. | 1.2609 | 0.04363 | 161 | 128 | 24 | 9 |
1627 | ' It's a tell all book about me except for the ending." | 1.2609 | 0.03893 | 161 | 123 | 34 | 4 |
1628 | Have anything by T. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Eliot? | 1.2606 | 0.03547 | 188 | 143 | 41 | 4 |
1629 | No worries. Just want to see if the butler ended up doing it. | 1.2606 | 0.03780 | 188 | 146 | 35 | 7 |
1630 | Hey, pal, who could use a hug? | 1.2606 | 0.04203 | 165 | 130 | 27 | 8 |
1631 | Slytherin or Griffindor? | 1.2606 | 0.04114 | 165 | 129 | 29 | 7 |
1632 | If that's Harry Potter you're in Slytherin. | 1.2606 | 0.04760 | 142 | 114 | 19 | 9 |
1633 | Com'on, one little sip of your wine wouldn't hurt. | 1.2606 | 0.04434 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
1634 | Let's Cuddle I'd like to wrap myself around you. | 1.2606 | 0.03958 | 142 | 107 | 33 | 2 |
1635 | Yessssss, your mother-in-law is still here. Keep pretending to read the book. | 1.2606 | 0.04082 | 142 | 108 | 31 | 3 |
1636 | Horror? You like horror sories? | 1.2604 | 0.03871 | 169 | 130 | 34 | 5 |
1637 | I guess you never heard of the "endangered species" act. | 1.2604 | 0.04049 | 169 | 132 | 30 | 7 |
1638 | ssssssmile! | 1.2604 | 0.04135 | 169 | 133 | 28 | 8 |
1639 | You always knew your family's history would come back to bite you in the butt. | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1640 | My dear Clive, the taxidermist did such an excellent job, you look quite alive. It is hisssterical. | 1.2603 | 0.04130 | 146 | 112 | 30 | 4 |
1641 | Thinking about getting a trophy wife ? | 1.2602 | 0.03886 | 196 | 155 | 31 | 10 |
1642 | Oops, took a wrong turn. I thought I was in the Garden of Eden. | 1.2600 | 0.03631 | 200 | 155 | 38 | 7 |
1643 | Of courth I thpeak with a lithp. Don't act tho thurprithed. | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1644 | You don't realize how thin your walls are, do you? | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1645 | You were supposed to be showing me the pictures. | 1.2600 | 0.03767 | 200 | 157 | 34 | 9 |
1646 | Guess what happened to the gazelle? | 1.2598 | 0.03969 | 204 | 164 | 27 | 13 |
1647 | The snake is not real, The snake is not real, The snake is | 1.2597 | 0.04495 | 154 | 123 | 22 | 9 |
1648 | Turn the page already, boy you are a slow reader. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1649 | Psst, the candles are singeing my skin. | 1.2597 | 0.03624 | 181 | 138 | 39 | 4 |
1650 | It's a hoax, it's fake news, trust me | 1.2597 | 0.04101 | 181 | 144 | 27 | 10 |
1651 | Remember me? From the safari? I swallowed your friend Stanley? | 1.2595 | 0.04132 | 158 | 123 | 29 | 6 |
1652 | Do you have something I can sink my teeth into? | 1.2595 | 0.04323 | 158 | 125 | 25 | 8 |
1653 | No, but I have some Apple stock. | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
1654 | Can we watch the latest remake of Dune tonight? | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
1655 | The Beginner’s Guide to Taxidermy | 1.2593 | 0.03872 | 162 | 124 | 34 | 4 |
1656 | Psst… care for an apple? | 1.2593 | 0.04066 | 162 | 126 | 30 | 6 |
1657 | I've eaten all the mice behind your walls. Now what? | 1.2593 | 0.03772 | 162 | 123 | 36 | 3 |
1658 | Is that a hisss-tory book you' re reading or are you just glad to see me? | 1.2591 | 0.04125 | 193 | 156 | 24 | 13 |
1659 | Now that the deer head has worked its way through my digestive tract, may I suggest moose? | 1.2590 | 0.04092 | 166 | 130 | 29 | 7 |
1660 | Panini Nagini? | 1.2590 | 0.04267 | 166 | 132 | 25 | 9 |
1661 | Have you reached my favorite part yet where Eve bites into the apple? | 1.2590 | 0.03909 | 166 | 128 | 33 | 5 |
1662 | Yess, you could write better...Why don't you start with memoir? | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
1663 | You've constricted me all my life. Now, it'sss poetic justice revenge time. | 1.2589 | 0.03801 | 197 | 155 | 33 | 9 |
1664 | Next time I’m getting something with antlers. | 1.2589 | 0.03733 | 197 | 154 | 35 | 8 |
1665 | Excuse me, do you know what happened to our friend the lion? | 1.2588 | 0.03941 | 170 | 132 | 32 | 6 |
1666 | Just so you know, every great story begins with a snake. | 1.2588 | 0.03760 | 170 | 130 | 36 | 4 |
1667 | Absinthe and some light reading, aye? | 1.2588 | 0.04279 | 170 | 136 | 24 | 10 |
1668 | So, Adam-when am I going to meet Eve? | 1.2588 | 0.03941 | 170 | 132 | 32 | 6 |
1669 | Your wife Eve asked me to tell you the apple pie is ready... | 1.2586 | 0.04131 | 174 | 138 | 27 | 9 |
1670 | May I suggest an Appletini?" | 1.2586 | 0.04049 | 174 | 137 | 29 | 8 |
1671 | Sorry, I don’t mean to startle you. We just implemented a new immersive sales method. Would you like to buy some oil? | 1.2586 | 0.04131 | 174 | 138 | 27 | 9 |
1672 | Be a pal and put some music on. | 1.2586 | 0.04049 | 174 | 137 | 29 | 8 |
1673 | Sssooo, first time in Australia? | 1.2586 | 0.03967 | 174 | 136 | 31 | 7 |
1674 | It was a dark and slithery night and all was not calm. | 1.2584 | 0.04144 | 178 | 142 | 26 | 10 |
1675 | No fire and now Harry Potter, Tom? And they call me cold-blooded. | 1.2584 | 0.03988 | 178 | 140 | 30 | 8 |
1676 | You didn’t know we can regenerate , did you? | 1.2584 | 0.03908 | 178 | 139 | 32 | 7 |
1677 | Honey - I think that your west coast relatives have added something to the wine again? | 1.2584 | 0.03908 | 178 | 139 | 32 | 7 |
1678 | Thanks for the rabbit head appetizer. And this wine will go well with my entree." | 1.2584 | 0.03568 | 178 | 135 | 40 | 3 |
1679 | Spoiler alert – the snake kills the big game hunter while he is reading. | 1.2583 | 0.04648 | 151 | 122 | 19 | 10 |
1680 | Can I interest you in an Apple audiobook? | 1.2582 | 0.03929 | 182 | 143 | 31 | 8 |
1681 | Hey! Why aren’t you watching me? I’ve got something way more salacious than that book! | 1.2582 | 0.03929 | 182 | 143 | 31 | 8 |
1682 | Jusssst one more chapter pleassssse!! | 1.2582 | 0.03772 | 182 | 141 | 35 | 6 |
1683 | Psst!! Have you seen Eve? | 1.2582 | 0.03788 | 213 | 170 | 31 | 12 |
1684 | Skip to the good part. | 1.2581 | 0.03797 | 186 | 145 | 34 | 7 |
1685 | That Genesis story is fake hiss-tory. | 1.2581 | 0.04179 | 155 | 121 | 28 | 6 |
1686 | You called ? | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 155 | 125 | 20 | 10 |
1687 | Psst. Do you wanna know what's going on next door? | 1.2581 | 0.04077 | 155 | 120 | 30 | 5 |
1688 | Do you have any more deer heads? | 1.2581 | 0.03504 | 217 | 169 | 40 | 8 |
1689 | Ah! Genesis 2 - My very favorite! | 1.2581 | 0.03873 | 186 | 146 | 32 | 8 |
1690 | One more chapter and then it's your bed time | 1.2579 | 0.04299 | 159 | 126 | 25 | 8 |
1691 | Put the book down pick up the phone and tell her you love her. | 1.2579 | 0.04012 | 159 | 123 | 31 | 5 |
1692 | Hey! Some people have cats, some have parakeets. others have hamsters or fish to pass pandemic time with! But I ask you, who comes even close to this??? | 1.2579 | 0.04012 | 159 | 123 | 31 | 5 |
1693 | Pssst…..Beth dies at the end | 1.2579 | 0.04110 | 159 | 124 | 29 | 6 |
1694 | Aw c'mon, just a little snuggle. | 1.2579 | 0.04299 | 159 | 126 | 25 | 8 |
1695 | Trust me. I've got a rattle on my tail and it's shaking menacingly. | 1.2577 | 0.03906 | 194 | 154 | 30 | 10 |
1696 | You misssssssed. | 1.2577 | 0.04136 | 163 | 128 | 28 | 7 |
1697 | Are you ever going to clean out the hidden room the rest of me is in?Snakes do poop you know | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
1698 | Better switch taxidermists! | 1.2577 | 0.03949 | 163 | 126 | 32 | 5 |
1699 | I don’t think you understand the meaning of trophy wife. | 1.2577 | 0.03949 | 163 | 126 | 32 | 5 |
1700 | "I'm never sticking my neck out for you again." | 1.2577 | 0.03949 | 163 | 126 | 32 | 5 |
1701 | The movie was better. You can't beat Heston and Brynner. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1702 | Some trophies can swallow you whole | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1703 | Well what do you think I did with the boar's head? | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1704 | Eve has something to show you. | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1705 | Ssst...Grace Poole is Rochester's wife. | 1.2575 | 0.04492 | 167 | 136 | 19 | 12 |
1706 | I think I'm classy, too, but the apartment next door lodged another complaint about their wall art. | 1.2574 | 0.03800 | 202 | 160 | 32 | 10 |
1707 | Does your book clarify whether I'm poisonous or a constrictor? | 1.2574 | 0.03800 | 202 | 160 | 32 | 10 |
1708 | I was feeling really constricted being someone's trophy | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1709 | Spoiler alert - the snake eats the man! | 1.2573 | 0.04257 | 171 | 137 | 24 | 10 |
1710 | There's still another twist to the story. | 1.2571 | 0.03947 | 175 | 137 | 31 | 7 |
1711 | Have you gotten to the part about the apple? | 1.2571 | 0.03762 | 210 | 167 | 32 | 11 |
1712 | C'mon, Claude, light the fire. I'm freezing. | 1.2571 | 0.04267 | 175 | 141 | 23 | 11 |
1713 | Spoiler alert: She bites the apple. | 1.2571 | 0.04576 | 140 | 111 | 22 | 7 |
1714 | Are you not familiar with the process of regeneration? | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1715 | The Speckled Band is one of my favorite Sherlock Holmes. | 1.2570 | 0.04047 | 179 | 142 | 28 | 9 |
1716 | And then what happened? | 1.2570 | 0.03807 | 179 | 139 | 34 | 6 |
1717 | Hmmm...did you have my fangs removed or didn't you? It's possible I could bite your head clean off. So you gotta asp yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well...do ya? Punk? | 1.2570 | 0.04124 | 179 | 143 | 26 | 10 |
1718 | I get a bad rap there. She was supposed to give ME the apple. | 1.2569 | 0.04802 | 144 | 117 | 17 | 10 |
1719 | So Dad this is what Zuckerberg meant by the metaverse? Cmon! | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
1720 | Yes, you could go with an apple, but a PC would also get you kicked out of the garden. | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
1721 | I'm Basil, your friendly masseur. | 1.2569 | 0.04802 | 144 | 117 | 17 | 10 |
1722 | Is this the Garden of Eden? | 1.2568 | 0.03910 | 183 | 144 | 31 | 8 |
1723 | What this room needs is a little more grass. | 1.2568 | 0.03986 | 183 | 145 | 29 | 9 |
1724 | Just a friendly reminder to keep the fire stoked this season. | 1.2568 | 0.04406 | 148 | 117 | 24 | 7 |
1725 | You know, "Paradise Lost" isn't the only book on the shelf.... | 1.2568 | 0.03967 | 148 | 113 | 32 | 3 |
1726 | Payback is a bitch, huh? | 1.2568 | 0.04301 | 148 | 116 | 26 | 6 |
1727 | Monty became certain he was being watched. | 1.2567 | 0.04001 | 187 | 149 | 28 | 10 |
1728 | I heard you say that you wanted to curl up. | 1.2566 | 0.03232 | 226 | 173 | 48 | 5 |
1729 | I’d like to wrap my head around this | 1.2566 | 0.04226 | 152 | 119 | 27 | 6 |
1730 | Seriously? The Old Testament? In front of me?! Damn you! | 1.2565 | 0.03943 | 191 | 152 | 29 | 10 |
1731 | Adam, where's Eve? | 1.2564 | 0.04536 | 156 | 126 | 20 | 10 |
1732 | I think you're looking for Cleopatra. | 1.2564 | 0.04349 | 156 | 124 | 24 | 8 |
1733 | What have I told you about reading over my shoulder. | 1.2564 | 0.04444 | 156 | 125 | 22 | 9 |
1734 | Did you hear that freaky talking raven? What was THAT all about? | 1.2563 | 0.03900 | 199 | 159 | 29 | 11 |
1735 | I see you've got a glass of red wine—ever tried apple juice? | 1.2563 | 0.03700 | 199 | 156 | 35 | 8 |
1736 | Wrong. You come in after the second stanza. | 1.2563 | 0.03700 | 199 | 156 | 35 | 8 |
1737 | Actually, I'm a long neck gekko. | 1.2563 | 0.04455 | 160 | 129 | 21 | 10 |
1738 | we've been trying to reach you about you car's exsssstended warranty | 1.2563 | 0.04275 | 160 | 127 | 25 | 8 |
1739 | Spoiler alert: Adam eats the apple | 1.2563 | 0.04182 | 160 | 126 | 27 | 7 |
1740 | Kindle is so superior; I'm from the Amazon. | 1.2561 | 0.04114 | 164 | 129 | 28 | 7 |
1741 | Light up those logs | 1.2561 | 0.04022 | 164 | 128 | 30 | 6 |
1742 | Sssir, we've been trying to reach you about your car'sss exssstendend warranty sss | 1.2561 | 0.04022 | 164 | 128 | 30 | 6 |
1743 | Relax, I'm just virtual reality | 1.2560 | 0.04221 | 168 | 134 | 25 | 9 |
1744 | For the 100th time, I'm team Gryffindor! | 1.2560 | 0.03869 | 168 | 130 | 33 | 5 |
1745 | You don't need books. Get an Apple. | 1.2558 | 0.03722 | 172 | 132 | 36 | 4 |
1746 | Afterall, you keep wishing for a trophy wife. | 1.2557 | 0.04395 | 176 | 144 | 19 | 13 |
1747 | Genesis? The power of suggestion. | 1.2557 | 0.03843 | 176 | 137 | 33 | 6 |
1748 | You thought COVID was bad? | 1.2557 | 0.03927 | 176 | 138 | 31 | 7 |
1749 | So where's the apple now? | 1.2556 | 0.04103 | 180 | 144 | 26 | 10 |
1750 | We're out of toilet paper. | 1.2556 | 0.03788 | 180 | 140 | 34 | 6 |
1751 | Henry, please. Just tickle my belly for one minute. | 1.2556 | 0.03949 | 180 | 142 | 30 | 8 |
1752 | Does the new Omicron stuff mean I can't have sip of your drink ? | 1.2555 | 0.04637 | 137 | 109 | 21 | 7 |
1753 | Thanks for the appetizer. Are you the main course? | 1.2554 | 0.03655 | 184 | 142 | 37 | 5 |
1754 | OK----here`s the deal. You feed me a steady diet of apples and I`ll play dead when Eve arrives. | 1.2554 | 0.03892 | 184 | 145 | 31 | 8 |
1755 | Let’s keep this book recommendation our little ssssecret. | 1.2553 | 0.04053 | 188 | 151 | 26 | 11 |
1756 | You are the heir of Slytherin! | 1.2553 | 0.04077 | 141 | 108 | 30 | 3 |
1757 | So Adam, remember me from the Garden? | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1758 | What the hell is a Gryffindor? | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1759 | You take ONE fruit from the tree and get taxidermied... | 1.2551 | 0.03870 | 196 | 156 | 30 | 10 |
1760 | The ssssequel is much better. | 1.2549 | 0.04202 | 153 | 120 | 27 | 6 |
1761 | Life is not fair. God said Adam & Eve would die if they ate that fruit. I said they wouldn't and got punished for telling the truth. | 1.2549 | 0.04402 | 153 | 122 | 23 | 8 |
1762 | How'd you like to come back to my place? | 1.2549 | 0.04202 | 153 | 120 | 27 | 6 |
1763 | Log in to your social media account to see who just liked one of your posts. | 1.2549 | 0.04303 | 153 | 121 | 25 | 7 |
1764 | Keep your tongue inside the book. | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1765 | Your wife is having an affair with that Lewellyn guy next door. | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1766 | Where do you think all that oil he's sold to millions of Americans comes from? He uses it on his hair too! | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1767 | Spoiler Alert: Eve eats the fruit. | 1.2548 | 0.04325 | 157 | 125 | 24 | 8 |
1768 | Don't forget, the Slytherin reunion is two weeks from Saturday. | 1.2547 | 0.04159 | 161 | 127 | 27 | 7 |
1769 | Pleassssssse go back to your office | 1.2547 | 0.04342 | 161 | 129 | 23 | 9 |
1770 | Snape kills Dumbledore. | 1.2547 | 0.04159 | 161 | 127 | 27 | 7 |
1771 | I really like the part where the very hungry caterpillar overeats. Please read on. | 1.2545 | 0.04001 | 165 | 129 | 30 | 6 |
1772 | Sssllooowwlllyyyy oooppennssss the sssaafffee uupppsssssssttaairrrrssssssssssss | 1.2545 | 0.04269 | 165 | 132 | 24 | 9 |
1773 | Hey, if cigarettes are so bad for us, why do we give them to monkeys? | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 169 | 136 | 23 | 10 |
1774 | Don’t you think it may be time to see what I have left for you inside the wall? | 1.2544 | 0.03756 | 169 | 130 | 35 | 4 |
1775 | I can't read it to you because you don't have any ears. | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 169 | 136 | 23 | 10 |
1776 | Reading 'Madame Boavary' | 1.2543 | 0.04050 | 173 | 137 | 28 | 8 |
1777 | Fold the corner, you don't need a bookmark. | 1.2543 | 0.04132 | 173 | 138 | 26 | 9 |
1778 | Oh no, not that lame Adam and Eve BS | 1.2542 | 0.03564 | 177 | 135 | 39 | 3 |
1779 | Anything in that book about the benefits of fire for cold-blooded creatures? | 1.2542 | 0.03907 | 177 | 139 | 31 | 7 |
1780 | You have some disgusting habits. | 1.2542 | 0.03907 | 177 | 139 | 31 | 7 |
1781 | And where’s YOUR better half? | 1.2542 | 0.04068 | 177 | 141 | 27 | 9 |
1782 | Ah, Snow White, a classic! My favorite part was when she bit the apple. | 1.2542 | 0.03989 | 177 | 140 | 29 | 8 |
1783 | Joan in 14B wants her casserole back. | 1.2541 | 0.03930 | 181 | 143 | 30 | 8 |
1784 | Can't we watch the Animal Planet. | 1.2541 | 0.03718 | 185 | 144 | 35 | 6 |
1785 | I think your wine was spiked. | 1.2541 | 0.04022 | 185 | 148 | 27 | 10 |
1786 | Just a friendly reminder from your library that your book is due back soon. | 1.2541 | 0.03718 | 185 | 144 | 35 | 6 |
1787 | Food for thought. | 1.2541 | 0.04022 | 185 | 148 | 27 | 10 |
1788 | It’s called regeneration and it’s FABULOUS! | 1.2540 | 0.03892 | 189 | 150 | 30 | 9 |
1789 | How them apples? | 1.2538 | 0.03716 | 197 | 155 | 34 | 8 |
1790 | Can you turn the page for me pleasssssse? | 1.2537 | 0.03750 | 205 | 163 | 32 | 10 |
1791 | Don't believe everything you read about me. | 1.2536 | 0.03763 | 209 | 167 | 31 | 11 |
1792 | Tell me that one about the apple again. | 1.2535 | 0.04734 | 142 | 115 | 18 | 9 |
1793 | Funny! Even I thought the whole body growing back thing was a myth. But here I am. | 1.2535 | 0.04173 | 142 | 110 | 28 | 4 |
1794 | Let's see if 'Lose Your Fear of Snakes' is working. | 1.2535 | 0.04518 | 142 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
1795 | It really is a stretch to read in this light. | 1.2535 | 0.04518 | 142 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
1796 | Mind if I wash down the venison with a little wine? | 1.2533 | 0.04354 | 150 | 119 | 24 | 7 |
1797 | Law books won't help you, my name is on the lease. | 1.2533 | 0.04144 | 150 | 117 | 28 | 5 |
1798 | I said put the deer back. | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
1799 | Oy! I guess it’s time to stop with the martinis. | 1.2532 | 0.04075 | 154 | 120 | 29 | 5 |
1800 | I think that wine is laced with something. | 1.2532 | 0.04472 | 154 | 124 | 21 | 9 |
1801 | We can all tell that you're skimming the lit review, Ryan. | 1.2532 | 0.04472 | 154 | 124 | 21 | 9 |
1802 | Sometimes Lord Voldemort makes me feel like a trophy wife. | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
1803 | Can you bring me another bear head? The last one was delicious | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
1804 | It's Adam, right? | 1.2532 | 0.03907 | 158 | 122 | 32 | 4 |
1805 | I thought this was a glory hole | 1.2532 | 0.04300 | 158 | 126 | 24 | 8 |
1806 | I can't read to you anaconda you had me mounted. | 1.2531 | 0.03947 | 162 | 126 | 31 | 5 |
1807 | Don't speak to me with you forked tongue. | 1.2531 | 0.04136 | 162 | 128 | 27 | 7 |
1808 | Sssssss! It turns out I’m a real snake and not a mounted trophy snake, which is definitely a thing that exists outside of this one cartoon. | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1809 | Oscar tends to get wrapped up in whatever he's reading. | 1.2531 | 0.04043 | 162 | 127 | 29 | 6 |
1810 | fascinating hisssssssstory | 1.2530 | 0.04070 | 166 | 131 | 28 | 7 |
1811 | Once again, you seem to fall for the temptation to have a quiet night in. | 1.2530 | 0.04246 | 166 | 133 | 24 | 9 |
1812 | That fish was mine and you know it. | 1.2530 | 0.03979 | 166 | 130 | 30 | 6 |
1813 | Maybe you've had enough to drink. | 1.2529 | 0.04177 | 170 | 136 | 25 | 9 |
1814 | Unbeknownst to Herman,Bo was silently regenerating behind his plaque,waiting for just the right moment for a fireside chat. | 1.2529 | 0.04191 | 174 | 140 | 24 | 10 |
1815 | Have you ever seen the movie Trading Placessssssss? | 1.2529 | 0.03861 | 174 | 136 | 32 | 6 |
1816 | I've seen climate change up close and personal. It's ugly. | 1.2529 | 0.03594 | 174 | 133 | 38 | 3 |
1817 | Will you read me another story? | 1.2529 | 0.04029 | 174 | 138 | 28 | 8 |
1818 | The last chapter frightened me out of my skin." | 1.2528 | 0.03888 | 178 | 140 | 31 | 7 |
1819 | Thiss iss Mosscato. I assked for Prossssecco. | 1.2528 | 0.03888 | 178 | 140 | 31 | 7 |
1820 | Hey, man, props for the have-a-heart taxidermy. | 1.2527 | 0.03832 | 182 | 143 | 32 | 7 |
1821 | In case you’re curious, I regrew my tail. | 1.2526 | 0.03945 | 190 | 152 | 28 | 10 |
1822 | Burning the midnight snake oil. | 1.2526 | 0.03801 | 190 | 150 | 32 | 8 |
1823 | It's just Calvados, Adam. You'll be fine. | 1.2526 | 0.03873 | 190 | 151 | 30 | 9 |
1824 | Who’s the hunted now, sucker! | 1.2526 | 0.03945 | 190 | 152 | 28 | 10 |
1825 | Is it cold-blooded in here or is it just me? | 1.2526 | 0.04090 | 194 | 158 | 23 | 13 |
1826 | Tell me what happens to the basilisk in the book, pretty please? | 1.2526 | 0.03820 | 194 | 154 | 31 | 9 |
1827 | Have you read the one about the pig in the python? | 1.2525 | 0.03784 | 202 | 161 | 31 | 10 |
1828 | The great hunter becomes the great hunted. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1829 | I knew I shouldn't have bought those snakeskin shoes. | 1.2519 | 0.04900 | 135 | 110 | 16 | 9 |
1830 | I've heard of over-compensating, but a snake trophy? | 1.2519 | 0.04669 | 135 | 108 | 20 | 7 |
1831 | Great taxidermy, so lifelike! | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
1832 | Exquisite. My dinner has a good taste in wine. | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1833 | Did you get to the part where I convince Eve to eat the apple? | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1834 | Don't leave me hanging. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1835 | I don’t mean to hover, but I’m a bit of a hissssstory buff. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1836 | Since you’re the literary genius, tell me what I represent. | 1.2517 | 0.03899 | 151 | 116 | 32 | 3 |
1837 | “Reading Harry Potter before bedtime?” | 1.2517 | 0.04528 | 151 | 122 | 20 | 9 |
1838 | Slow down. | 1.2517 | 0.04429 | 151 | 121 | 22 | 8 |
1839 | You know I'm cold-blooded, and yet you put me over the fireplace??? | 1.2517 | 0.04429 | 151 | 121 | 22 | 8 |
1840 | Yes, I'm a Slytherin. | 1.2517 | 0.04225 | 151 | 119 | 26 | 6 |
1841 | psst... can I get a turtle neck for Christmas? | 1.2516 | 0.04254 | 155 | 123 | 25 | 7 |
1842 | I was happy in the forest, but you killed me and had me stuffed and kept on the mantel piece - Why? Why? Why? | 1.2516 | 0.04351 | 155 | 124 | 23 | 8 |
1843 | Any mention of me in the New Testament? I serpentally hope so… | 1.2516 | 0.04351 | 155 | 124 | 23 | 8 |
1844 | If that's The Bible you're reading, I wouldn't buy into any of it | 1.2516 | 0.04254 | 155 | 123 | 25 | 7 |
1845 | I think they didn’t understand when you said you wanted me “stuffed”. | 1.2516 | 0.04182 | 159 | 126 | 26 | 7 |
1846 | There are consequences | 1.2516 | 0.03886 | 159 | 123 | 32 | 4 |
1847 | The detective did it. Now we're even. | 1.2515 | 0.04021 | 163 | 128 | 29 | 6 |
1848 | Welcome to Slithering House. Seen Harry,lately? | 1.2515 | 0.04114 | 163 | 129 | 27 | 7 |
1849 | C'mon--you were bored with the moose. | 1.2515 | 0.04021 | 163 | 128 | 29 | 6 |
1850 | I figure... one bite and two swallows. | 1.2515 | 0.03958 | 167 | 131 | 30 | 6 |
1851 | And then the baby anaconda was adopted by a business who took him to New York City where they both lived happily ever after. | 1.2515 | 0.04048 | 167 | 132 | 28 | 7 |
1852 | A slithery past always returns to haunt you. | 1.2515 | 0.03958 | 167 | 131 | 30 | 6 |
1853 | I love a good hisss-storical fiction novel | 1.2515 | 0.03899 | 171 | 134 | 31 | 6 |
1854 | We're going to trade places. | 1.2515 | 0.04155 | 171 | 137 | 25 | 9 |
1855 | I haven't had a meal in six months. | 1.2515 | 0.03899 | 171 | 134 | 31 | 6 |
1856 | Buying that canned peanut brittle was the worst mistake of your life, pal. | 1.2514 | 0.04090 | 175 | 140 | 26 | 9 |
1857 | It'sss part of the Magic of Believing: What you focussss your thoughtsss on, you help to materialize... | 1.2514 | 0.03814 | 183 | 144 | 32 | 7 |
1858 | Turn the page, will you? I’m a fast reader. | 1.2514 | 0.04043 | 183 | 147 | 26 | 10 |
1859 | So it was you who ate our deer. | 1.2514 | 0.04260 | 183 | 150 | 20 | 13 |
1860 | Some books, like the one you're reading on taxidermy, often gloss over the most basic concepts. | 1.2514 | 0.03653 | 183 | 142 | 36 | 5 |
1861 | Wanna coil up with a good book? | 1.2513 | 0.03836 | 187 | 148 | 31 | 8 |
1862 | Hope you guess my name. | 1.2513 | 0.03910 | 187 | 149 | 29 | 9 |
1863 | Lucky for you I’m trying vegan this week. | 1.2513 | 0.03871 | 195 | 156 | 29 | 10 |
1864 | In my humble opinion, your wine has nice legs. | 1.2513 | 0.03542 | 199 | 155 | 38 | 6 |
1865 | Fake News....... | 1.2512 | 0.03567 | 203 | 159 | 37 | 7 |
1866 | In my defense, my point of view is not narrated there. | 1.2500 | 0.03716 | 184 | 144 | 34 | 6 |
1867 | A classic? Surely you’d prefer a bestseller. | 1.2500 | 0.03597 | 200 | 157 | 36 | 7 |
1868 | Ssssssay, Professor, I couldn't help but notice — isn't it the latest adaptation of that old creation story with a talking snake up a tree? | 1.2500 | 0.04084 | 180 | 145 | 25 | 10 |
1869 | So, d'ya like it so far? | 1.2500 | 0.03790 | 172 | 134 | 33 | 5 |
1870 | Do you think the sorting hat would put me in Slytherin? | 1.2500 | 0.04069 | 176 | 141 | 26 | 9 |
1871 | How's about them apples then? | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
1872 | I haven't read that one yet. Don't tell me how it endsss... | 1.2500 | 0.04159 | 160 | 127 | 26 | 7 |
1873 | Would you please light up the fireplace? | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 144 | 114 | 24 | 6 |
1874 | Go back to the part about Slytherin | 1.2500 | 0.03964 | 188 | 151 | 27 | 10 |
1875 | Turns out Maxim never loved Rebecca. He hated her! Enjoy. | 1.2500 | 0.03873 | 184 | 146 | 30 | 8 |
1876 | Not really my business, but will you be going to bed soon? | 1.2500 | 0.03734 | 200 | 159 | 32 | 9 |
1877 | Pssst... would you like an apple? | 1.2500 | 0.04050 | 172 | 137 | 27 | 8 |
1878 | Proverbs 23:31-32, just sayin'..." | 1.2500 | 0.04252 | 160 | 128 | 24 | 8 |
1879 | Could you read out loud, please? It might help me fall asleep. | 1.2500 | 0.04570 | 144 | 116 | 20 | 8 |
1880 | What cha' doin'? Reading? | 1.2500 | 0.03736 | 176 | 137 | 34 | 5 |
1881 | Relax Nagini | 1.2500 | 0.03938 | 168 | 132 | 30 | 6 |
1882 | Don’t you think it’s time to light the fire? | 1.2500 | 0.03588 | 188 | 146 | 37 | 5 |
1883 | We have something in common. I’m a bookworm too! | 1.2500 | 0.04091 | 164 | 130 | 27 | 7 |
1884 | Your slavish devotion to Dan Brown is getting me down. | 1.2500 | 0.03908 | 192 | 154 | 28 | 10 |
1885 | No goodnight hug tonight? | 1.2500 | 0.04063 | 160 | 126 | 28 | 6 |
1886 | Excuse me but are you reading "Slithering Heights"? | 1.2500 | 0.03989 | 176 | 140 | 28 | 8 |
1887 | My bucket needs emptying. | 1.2500 | 0.03877 | 152 | 117 | 32 | 3 |
1888 | Can I tempt you to light the fire? | 1.2500 | 0.04854 | 132 | 107 | 17 | 8 |
1889 | Eve's blocked you on social media. | 1.2500 | 0.04159 | 160 | 127 | 26 | 7 |
1890 | Don’t be so stingy with the heat and light that fireplace before I decide to wrap myself around you to get warm! | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1891 | People do say that reality is stranger than fiction. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1892 | Do you have any books about mice? | 1.2500 | 0.03644 | 196 | 154 | 35 | 7 |
1893 | I thought it is suppose to be an elephant in the room? | 1.2500 | 0.04050 | 172 | 137 | 27 | 8 |
1894 | My brother is featured in that book you're reading. | 1.2500 | 0.04159 | 160 | 127 | 26 | 7 |
1895 | Excuse me. Is this Slytherin House? | 1.2500 | 0.03736 | 176 | 137 | 34 | 5 |
1896 | think how much easier an Ipad would be | 1.2500 | 0.03768 | 180 | 141 | 33 | 6 |
1897 | I’m suing that publisher for slander. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1898 | I thought the eyes on that vacuum hose were following me. | 1.2500 | 0.04063 | 160 | 126 | 28 | 6 |
1899 | Do you taste as good as deer head? | 1.2500 | 0.04123 | 144 | 112 | 28 | 4 |
1900 | How about you take a break from Hemingway and get back to Taxidermy for Morons? | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1901 | If you insist on reading aloud I suggest you brush up on your sibilance. | 1.2500 | 0.04050 | 172 | 137 | 27 | 8 |
1902 | All in all-just an elongated, limbless, carnivorous and venomous creature-I'm outside THE WALL. | 1.2500 | 0.04344 | 160 | 129 | 22 | 9 |
1903 | Psst ... How'd you like to meet a beautiful woman with a desire for an apple and an accountant with a high income. | 1.2500 | 0.03989 | 176 | 140 | 28 | 8 |
1904 | Does it say anything about the risks of mounting live snakes? | 1.2500 | 0.03965 | 172 | 136 | 29 | 7 |
1905 | Don't believe everything you read. | 1.2488 | 0.03511 | 201 | 157 | 38 | 6 |
1906 | OMG! Not The Speckled Band again. | 1.2487 | 0.03958 | 193 | 156 | 26 | 11 |
1907 | Potter, if you assssumed your Hogwartsss tuition wasss free, you have made an assssssp out of you and me." | 1.2487 | 0.03800 | 189 | 150 | 31 | 8 |
1908 | Have you switched to a cheaper cognac? | 1.2486 | 0.04004 | 185 | 149 | 26 | 10 |
1909 | From the very beginning, that Book gives us snakes a bad rap. | 1.2486 | 0.03777 | 185 | 146 | 32 | 7 |
1910 | How many times do I have to tell you to not be reading over my shoulder? | 1.2486 | 0.03750 | 181 | 142 | 33 | 6 |
1911 | At lassssssssst. The hunter becomes the hunted. | 1.2486 | 0.03831 | 181 | 143 | 31 | 7 |
1912 | It wasn't actually an apple. | 1.2486 | 0.03750 | 181 | 142 | 33 | 6 |
1913 | Can I share with you some new features of the iOS update? | 1.2486 | 0.03750 | 181 | 142 | 33 | 6 |
1914 | Light the fire again and you’re a dead man. | 1.2486 | 0.03988 | 181 | 145 | 27 | 9 |
1915 | Thanks for holding my drink. | 1.2486 | 0.03969 | 177 | 141 | 28 | 8 |
1916 | I'm bored with the classics. I've got an appetite for something I can really sink my teeth into. | 1.2485 | 0.03917 | 169 | 133 | 30 | 6 |
1917 | I need a new taxidermist. | 1.2485 | 0.04093 | 169 | 135 | 26 | 8 |
1918 | You want to hug? | 1.2485 | 0.03826 | 169 | 132 | 32 | 5 |
1919 | Aha! You didn’t know I could grow a new tail, did you? | 1.2485 | 0.03917 | 169 | 133 | 30 | 6 |
1920 | Let’s curl up with a good book together | 1.2485 | 0.04247 | 165 | 133 | 23 | 9 |
1921 | Peek-a-boo! | 1.2485 | 0.04501 | 165 | 136 | 17 | 12 |
1922 | No, thank you. I'm not much of an apple fan myself, but perhaps my wife would be interested. | 1.2485 | 0.04069 | 165 | 131 | 27 | 7 |
1923 | Have you gotten to the part where Ginny Weasley steals Riddle’s diary? | 1.2485 | 0.04069 | 165 | 131 | 27 | 7 |
1924 | And you thought I was dead!! | 1.2485 | 0.03978 | 165 | 130 | 29 | 6 |
1925 | Yes, I agree “A worm from the wall” would have been far more poetic than “A snake in the grass !” | 1.2485 | 0.03978 | 165 | 130 | 29 | 6 |
1926 | Don’t worry – the kids are loving the rattle in the nursery next door | 1.2484 | 0.04229 | 161 | 129 | 24 | 8 |
1927 | I thought Harry Potter killed you 20 years ago. | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1928 | I never asked to be a Trophy Vipe | 1.2484 | 0.03797 | 157 | 121 | 33 | 3 |
1929 | Eve is waiting for you in the upstairs bedroom | 1.2484 | 0.04301 | 157 | 126 | 23 | 8 |
1930 | Do you have any books in portuguese from Brazil ? I am deadly bored in that wall. | 1.2484 | 0.04570 | 153 | 125 | 18 | 10 |
1931 | Gosh, doesn't it seem like "Paradise Lost" around here these days? | 1.2484 | 0.04377 | 153 | 123 | 22 | 8 |
1932 | Let me know when you get to the part about the house of Slytherin. Can I *ASP* you a question about your cars extended warranty? Man, check out the reticulation on that one! I see you’re reading the Book of Genesis. I won’t spoil the ending. | 1.2484 | 0.04278 | 153 | 122 | 24 | 7 |
1933 | May trophy wife turn those pages for you with her tongue? | 1.2483 | 0.04354 | 149 | 119 | 23 | 7 |
1934 | The deer head was stale got anything fresher? | 1.2483 | 0.04354 | 149 | 119 | 23 | 7 |
1935 | No, I was never dead. | 1.2483 | 0.04249 | 149 | 118 | 25 | 6 |
1936 | You don’t look like the heir to slytherin... | 1.2483 | 0.04249 | 149 | 118 | 25 | 6 |
1937 | The DTs, Executive Version. | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1938 | Did you get the email that I sent you? | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1939 | 'Our apartment neighbor is taking things a little too far' | 1.2482 | 0.04519 | 141 | 113 | 21 | 7 |
1940 | Cliffs Notes for Taxidermy? You gotta be kidding! | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
1941 | You should see my ass in the other room.” | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1942 | Hey Huxley, I’m reading your latest book. By the way what did you put in that drink? | 1.2475 | 0.03701 | 202 | 161 | 32 | 9 |
1943 | So, I said, ' I didn't know a horse could talk', and the dog said, 'neither did I.' | 1.2474 | 0.03731 | 194 | 154 | 32 | 8 |
1944 | what happens to the farmer? | 1.2474 | 0.03708 | 190 | 150 | 33 | 7 |
1945 | And I thought you were a trophy? | 1.2473 | 0.03836 | 186 | 148 | 30 | 8 |
1946 | How does it end? | 1.2473 | 0.03681 | 186 | 146 | 34 | 6 |
1947 | Is it story time yet | 1.2473 | 0.03759 | 186 | 147 | 32 | 7 |
1948 | I"ll light your fire and give you a little squeeze to keep you warm. | 1.2472 | 0.03613 | 178 | 138 | 36 | 4 |
1949 | It wassssss the bessssst of timessss, it wassssss the worsssssst of timesssss | 1.2472 | 0.04106 | 178 | 144 | 24 | 10 |
1950 | It's like your eyes-s-s follow me as-s-s I move around the room! | 1.2472 | 0.03867 | 178 | 141 | 30 | 7 |
1951 | Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. | 1.2472 | 0.03700 | 178 | 139 | 34 | 5 |
1952 | I said, "READ ME ANOTHER BEDTIME STORY!" | 1.2471 | 0.04091 | 174 | 140 | 25 | 9 |
1953 | This is not what I had envisioned when I installed this glory hole. | 1.2471 | 0.03925 | 174 | 138 | 29 | 7 |
1954 | Niccccce Asssssscott | 1.2471 | 0.03662 | 174 | 135 | 35 | 4 |
1955 | Psssst | 1.2471 | 0.04320 | 170 | 139 | 20 | 11 |
1956 | Kindly put your tongue back in your mouth as your breath is AWFUL! | 1.2471 | 0.03985 | 170 | 135 | 28 | 7 |
1957 | But maybe you haven't fallen asleep reading your book. | 1.2471 | 0.04320 | 170 | 139 | 20 | 11 |
1958 | I’ve often wondered where the rest of me is. | 1.2471 | 0.03806 | 170 | 133 | 32 | 5 |
1959 | I didn’t say I believed what the book says about Eve , but her accusation is worth looking into. | 1.2471 | 0.03985 | 170 | 135 | 28 | 7 |
1960 | Who told you to eat the apple? | 1.2470 | 0.04048 | 166 | 132 | 27 | 7 |
1961 | Have you considered having a nice juicy apple for supper? I won't tell. | 1.2470 | 0.04048 | 166 | 132 | 27 | 7 |
1962 | The moose head was tasty. Now what's for dessert. | 1.2470 | 0.03956 | 166 | 131 | 29 | 6 |
1963 | Best of times, worst of times." Waa, waa, waa. What a big crybaby | 1.2470 | 0.03863 | 166 | 130 | 31 | 5 |
1964 | And your little dog, too. | 1.2470 | 0.03767 | 166 | 129 | 33 | 4 |
1965 | Psst. The herpetologist did it. | 1.2470 | 0.04137 | 166 | 133 | 25 | 8 |
1966 | Leaves of Grass" was a lot more fun. | 1.2470 | 0.03956 | 166 | 131 | 29 | 6 |
1967 | That drink is stronger than you think! | 1.2470 | 0.04048 | 166 | 132 | 27 | 7 |
1968 | NOT funny! WHERE is my Impala? | 1.2470 | 0.04394 | 166 | 136 | 19 | 11 |
1969 | You read. I'll hiss. | 1.2470 | 0.04048 | 166 | 132 | 27 | 7 |
1970 | That was a delicious taxidermist. | 1.2470 | 0.03956 | 166 | 131 | 29 | 6 |
1971 | Harry Potter sends his regards | 1.2469 | 0.04470 | 162 | 133 | 18 | 11 |
1972 | But, I don't want to be in Slytherin! | 1.2469 | 0.04384 | 162 | 132 | 20 | 10 |
1973 | Hi , sweetie . Just thought that I would give you a hug. | 1.2469 | 0.04019 | 162 | 128 | 28 | 6 |
1974 | I knew this would come back to bite me in the end. | 1.2468 | 0.03882 | 158 | 123 | 31 | 4 |
1975 | What does Dr. Freud have to say about this? | 1.2468 | 0.04182 | 158 | 126 | 25 | 7 |
1976 | Venom or constriction. Heads I win; tails you lose. | 1.2468 | 0.04253 | 154 | 123 | 24 | 7 |
1977 | Hey, the snake in the kitchen told me it doesn’t like you. | 1.2468 | 0.04253 | 154 | 123 | 24 | 7 |
1978 | We need toilet paper. | 1.2468 | 0.04253 | 154 | 123 | 24 | 7 |
1979 | You promised you would read me a dead time story. | 1.2468 | 0.04253 | 154 | 123 | 24 | 7 |
1980 | ...and for my third wish, I told the genie I wanted to be hung...like a real anaconda. | 1.2468 | 0.04448 | 154 | 125 | 20 | 9 |
1981 | Personally, I'm rooting for Slytherin. | 1.2468 | 0.03833 | 154 | 119 | 32 | 3 |
1982 | Thanks for the deer head. Got anything else to eat? | 1.2466 | 0.04188 | 146 | 115 | 26 | 5 |
1983 | Yea, I'm hissing. When are you planning on turning the page? | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1984 | I already kissed you goodnight. | 1.2465 | 0.04600 | 142 | 115 | 19 | 8 |
1985 | Don't mind me, I'm an invasive species. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
1986 | You're never getting invited back to Loch Ness, you know. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1987 | Psss-sst! ...spoiler alert.. | 1.2464 | 0.04692 | 138 | 112 | 18 | 8 |
1988 | If I were you, I would reconsider your sense of self-satisfaction | 1.2462 | 0.03933 | 199 | 162 | 25 | 12 |
1989 | Guess you should have researched things better. If you don't cut far enough back, snakes just regenerate their bodies...sorry. | 1.2462 | 0.03922 | 195 | 158 | 26 | 11 |
1990 | I got bored as your trophy snake...May I constrict you? | 1.2459 | 0.04024 | 183 | 148 | 25 | 10 |
1991 | Put the book down and watch "Real housewives" like you know you want to. | 1.2459 | 0.04171 | 183 | 150 | 21 | 12 |
1992 | I tried getting a partnership with apple and I'm still dealing with the fallout - a PR nightmare. | 1.2457 | 0.03905 | 175 | 139 | 29 | 7 |
1993 | The time to hesitate is through. Light my fire. | 1.2457 | 0.03820 | 175 | 138 | 31 | 6 |
1994 | Do you mind if I asp you a question? | 1.2457 | 0.03905 | 175 | 139 | 29 | 7 |
1995 | It must be the tequila | 1.2456 | 0.03964 | 171 | 136 | 28 | 7 |
1996 | Don't spoil the ending for me. I haven't finished reading the book. | 1.2455 | 0.04026 | 167 | 133 | 27 | 7 |
1997 | What do I need to do to get your attention, dear? | 1.2455 | 0.04026 | 167 | 133 | 27 | 7 |
1998 | Bookworms, booksnakes, whatever turns your page. | 1.2455 | 0.03748 | 167 | 130 | 33 | 4 |
1999 | Psst! I'm so over that apple chapter thing. | 1.2455 | 0.03748 | 167 | 130 | 33 | 4 |
2000 | Take a look at what they said about me, at the very beginning, Chapter 3, verse 1. | 1.2455 | 0.04026 | 167 | 133 | 27 | 7 |
2001 | I had nothing to do with Eve eating the apple. | 1.2454 | 0.03901 | 163 | 128 | 30 | 5 |
2002 | Just tell her to make the apple crumble. | 1.2453 | 0.04158 | 159 | 127 | 25 | 7 |
2003 | Sssssssso? | 1.2453 | 0.04061 | 159 | 126 | 27 | 6 |
2004 | Perhaps you were wondering how the past three owners perished without a trace and have solved the problem. Alas, you’re correct! | 1.2453 | 0.03962 | 159 | 125 | 29 | 5 |
2005 | I've heard she dies in the end. | 1.2453 | 0.04253 | 159 | 128 | 23 | 8 |
2006 | If you read that, you will be wise as Gods, knowing good and evil. | 1.2452 | 0.03622 | 208 | 166 | 33 | 9 |
2007 | Can I offer you an Apple iphone? | 1.2452 | 0.04128 | 155 | 123 | 26 | 6 |
2008 | I promise to go to bed if you read about Adam, Eve and me one more time. | 1.2452 | 0.04128 | 155 | 123 | 26 | 6 |
2009 | There's an apple for that. | 1.2450 | 0.03871 | 151 | 117 | 31 | 3 |
2010 | What page was I on? | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
2011 | Please start the fireplace, it's cold. | 1.2450 | 0.03717 | 200 | 160 | 31 | 9 |
2012 | I love that book! The butler did it. | 1.2449 | 0.03932 | 147 | 114 | 30 | 3 |
2013 | Don't have a hisssssssssssy fit. | 1.2449 | 0.04381 | 147 | 118 | 22 | 7 |
2014 | And the serpent told Adam " do not drink the fruit of this vine" | 1.2449 | 0.04381 | 147 | 118 | 22 | 7 |
2015 | Don’t you think you should ask me, rather than read what lurks in your mind? | 1.2449 | 0.04381 | 147 | 118 | 22 | 7 |
2016 | You're safe. I only bite those who use a kindle. | 1.2449 | 0.04381 | 147 | 118 | 22 | 7 |
2017 | She says she'd be glad to have coffee and promised not to mention fruit. | 1.2448 | 0.04236 | 143 | 113 | 25 | 5 |
2018 | Don't tell me you thought having a trophy wife would come at no cost to you. | 1.2448 | 0.04351 | 143 | 114 | 23 | 6 |
2019 | Waiting for Santa. Why do you ask? | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
2020 | Spoiler alert: You die. | 1.2443 | 0.04049 | 176 | 142 | 25 | 9 |
2021 | Please light the fire- I’m a little cold blooded! | 1.2443 | 0.03714 | 176 | 138 | 33 | 5 |
2022 | We had a good thing going in the forest, Adam. | 1.2443 | 0.03801 | 176 | 139 | 31 | 6 |
2023 | And then Harry Potter and the basilisk become best friends, right? | 1.2443 | 0.03885 | 176 | 140 | 29 | 7 |
2024 | Trust me, this would be a best seller! | 1.2442 | 0.04029 | 172 | 138 | 26 | 8 |
2025 | Rethinking my eclectic phase. | 1.2442 | 0.04029 | 172 | 138 | 26 | 8 |
2026 | A depressing story if you ask me. | 1.2442 | 0.03676 | 172 | 134 | 34 | 4 |
2027 | T’was the night before Christmas when…Holy Crap! | 1.2440 | 0.04263 | 168 | 137 | 21 | 10 |
2028 | The elk was just the appetizer. | 1.2440 | 0.03823 | 168 | 132 | 31 | 5 |
2029 | Here's the part where I catch her with no clothes on. | 1.2439 | 0.03782 | 164 | 128 | 32 | 4 |
2030 | Is that Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil | 1.2437 | 0.04039 | 160 | 127 | 27 | 6 |
2031 | I am tired of subsisting on the rats that live inside your walls. I want some veggies. | 1.2437 | 0.03609 | 197 | 156 | 34 | 7 |
2032 | Wouldn't you rather have, how do you say, a Macintosh? | 1.2436 | 0.03898 | 156 | 122 | 30 | 4 |
2033 | Really? The Bible? Do you even love me anymore? | 1.2436 | 0.04302 | 156 | 126 | 22 | 8 |
2034 | And you thought BOA was just a bank. | 1.2436 | 0.04105 | 156 | 124 | 26 | 6 |
2035 | I'm only going to say this once. No fires. | 1.2436 | 0.04003 | 156 | 123 | 28 | 5 |
2036 | Call the ssssssuper. Your toilet is blocked again. | 1.2436 | 0.04490 | 156 | 128 | 18 | 10 |
2037 | Don't hiss in my ear ! You were sent by amazon and I could just as easily return you to the Amazon. | 1.2436 | 0.04003 | 156 | 123 | 28 | 5 |
2038 | Thisssssssssssssssss motherfucker… | 1.2435 | 0.03657 | 193 | 153 | 33 | 7 |
2039 | The rhino was VERY dry...got something a bit fresher? | 1.2434 | 0.04476 | 152 | 124 | 19 | 9 |
2040 | Ssso ya looking for a buddy to unwind with? | 1.2434 | 0.03734 | 152 | 117 | 33 | 2 |
2041 | You’re supposed to kill us before you mount us, Sssstewart. | 1.2434 | 0.03706 | 189 | 150 | 32 | 7 |
2042 | Tilt it this way I’m also a book wor | 1.2432 | 0.03678 | 185 | 146 | 33 | 6 |
2043 | Yessss,you are hoping you jusst drank too much pandemic wine and are imagining thissss | 1.2432 | 0.04137 | 148 | 117 | 26 | 5 |
2044 | Would you mind pulling me back into the garden?? | 1.2432 | 0.04137 | 148 | 117 | 26 | 5 |
2045 | Spoiler alert: she dies at the end. | 1.2432 | 0.03678 | 185 | 146 | 33 | 6 |
2046 | Missed me! | 1.2431 | 0.03189 | 218 | 169 | 45 | 4 |
2047 | No, I don't want to join you for dinner. | 1.2431 | 0.03890 | 181 | 145 | 28 | 8 |
2048 | And you thought I'd never find you after you left the garden, Adam! | 1.2431 | 0.04324 | 144 | 115 | 23 | 6 |
2049 | You thought only cats had nine lives. | 1.2431 | 0.04210 | 144 | 114 | 25 | 5 |
2050 | Don't try crawling up the chimney. The other end of me is waiting there. | 1.2431 | 0.04434 | 144 | 116 | 21 | 7 |
2051 | Who was it who recommended this homeopathic pacemaker? | 1.2431 | 0.04324 | 144 | 115 | 23 | 6 |
2052 | for last week: Maybe Henry Louis Gates would accept a referral. | 1.2429 | 0.03948 | 177 | 142 | 27 | 8 |
2053 | Taxidermy looked easy on YouTube video, didn't it? | 1.2429 | 0.04028 | 177 | 143 | 25 | 9 |
2054 | I like a man that reads smut. | 1.2429 | 0.04953 | 140 | 117 | 12 | 11 |
2055 | I have to read with my tongue. | 1.2427 | 0.03571 | 206 | 164 | 34 | 8 |
2056 | Good choice Adam...'East of Eden'. | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
2057 | I was bored just hanging around. | 1.2426 | 0.04608 | 136 | 110 | 19 | 7 |
2058 | Put down the book. Drink the wine. That's where all the world's knowledge is really to be found. | 1.2426 | 0.04366 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
2059 | Listen, snake, you promised you would just hang on the wall if I did not kill and stuff you.......so get back up there! | 1.2426 | 0.04240 | 169 | 138 | 21 | 10 |
2060 | Ssssssso you're a hunter? | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
2061 | you've come a long way Adam....Eve still mad huh..... | 1.2424 | 0.04703 | 132 | 107 | 18 | 7 |
2062 | "The Evelyn Wood Reading Dynamics sure didn't help you. Hell, I can slither faster than you're reading that book!" | 1.2424 | 0.04312 | 165 | 135 | 20 | 10 |
2063 | I told you not to drop acid. | 1.2424 | 0.04703 | 132 | 107 | 18 | 7 |
2064 | They die in the end. | 1.2424 | 0.04046 | 165 | 132 | 26 | 7 |
2065 | I maybe sticking my head out here, but you have really got to do something about the draft back there... | 1.2424 | 0.03663 | 165 | 128 | 34 | 3 |
2066 | Sssssssso, whatcha reading? | 1.2424 | 0.04312 | 165 | 135 | 20 | 10 |
2067 | You don’t appear until chapter 7! | 1.2422 | 0.04205 | 161 | 130 | 23 | 8 |
2068 | I’m the ghost of Hissstmasss Passt. | 1.2422 | 0.04386 | 161 | 132 | 19 | 10 |
2069 | Great choice for a 6 January historian, 'Trump or Die'! | 1.2422 | 0.04112 | 161 | 129 | 25 | 7 |
2070 | For the last time, I don't know where Eve is. | 1.2422 | 0.04112 | 161 | 129 | 25 | 7 |
2071 | Monty’s throat constricted as his python slithered up to hear the story of Arthur and the Holy Grail. | 1.2421 | 0.03837 | 190 | 153 | 28 | 9 |
2072 | What is today’s hissstory lesson? | 1.2421 | 0.03689 | 190 | 151 | 32 | 7 |
2073 | Remember me, Adam? I'm the one that got your wife to eat that apple. | 1.2420 | 0.03876 | 157 | 123 | 30 | 4 |
2074 | I had venison for the appetizer. Now I'm ready for the entree. | 1.2420 | 0.03980 | 157 | 124 | 28 | 5 |
2075 | Yes, I'm the real Monthy Python and I'd love to tickle your funny bone. | 1.2420 | 0.04082 | 157 | 125 | 26 | 6 |
2076 | Stick out your tongue! | 1.2420 | 0.04082 | 157 | 125 | 26 | 6 |
2077 | It was a great book, but I didn't expect this surprise ending! | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
2078 | Join, or Die. | 1.2419 | 0.03739 | 186 | 148 | 31 | 7 |
2079 | The Bible? Slanderous! I'm suing the authors. | 1.2416 | 0.04222 | 149 | 119 | 24 | 6 |
2080 | You know you want to ditch that Hemingway posthumously published drivel for the narrative of a trashy Harlequin novel. | 1.2416 | 0.04113 | 149 | 118 | 26 | 5 |
2081 | Excuse me, could you give me a hand to get he resto of my tail in? | 1.2416 | 0.04532 | 149 | 122 | 18 | 9 |
2082 | You have quite an imagination. | 1.2416 | 0.03590 | 178 | 139 | 35 | 4 |
2083 | Ethan was tempted to eat some fruit. | 1.2416 | 0.03590 | 178 | 139 | 35 | 4 |
2084 | Cleopatra dies in the end. | 1.2416 | 0.03763 | 178 | 141 | 31 | 6 |
2085 | An everyday meeting in the Slytherin common room. | 1.2415 | 0.03422 | 207 | 163 | 38 | 6 |
2086 | Don't believe everything you read. That's not how it really happened. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
2087 | Didn’t they make “snakes on a plane” into a movie? | 1.2414 | 0.04297 | 145 | 116 | 23 | 6 |
2088 | When they said you were a Lounge Lizard, I thought we’d be going out every night. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
2089 | I'M ACTUALLY A PRE-HISTORIC BOOKWORM! | 1.2414 | 0.03817 | 174 | 138 | 30 | 6 |
2090 | I just flue in to put a damper on your reading. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
2091 | Just so you know, I have issues with the story of the forbidden fruit. | 1.2412 | 0.03577 | 199 | 158 | 34 | 7 |
2092 | I told you I'd come back to bite you in the face | 1.2412 | 0.03963 | 170 | 136 | 27 | 7 |
2093 | Read about me all you like; but if you really want to know me you have to kiss me. | 1.2412 | 0.04135 | 170 | 138 | 23 | 9 |
2094 | Hello. I'm your trophy formerly known as an antelope. | 1.2412 | 0.03874 | 170 | 135 | 29 | 6 |
2095 | Let me show you how it ends. | 1.2412 | 0.04049 | 170 | 137 | 25 | 8 |
2096 | Wouldn't you rather be reading that on an Apple iPad? | 1.2412 | 0.04049 | 170 | 137 | 25 | 8 |
2097 | Can you read the part with Adan and Eve again. | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
2098 | PSST..The Book of Knowledge comes with a Cliff's Notes, you know. | 1.2411 | 0.04014 | 141 | 110 | 28 | 3 |
2099 | My amazon years are back to haunt me! | 1.2411 | 0.04138 | 141 | 111 | 26 | 4 |
2100 | I know I should have thought better about getting you at the CPAC merch table! | 1.2410 | 0.03839 | 166 | 131 | 30 | 5 |
2101 | Can I talk to you about your car's extended warranty? | 1.2409 | 0.04694 | 137 | 112 | 17 | 8 |
2102 | Read me the one about the apple. | 1.2407 | 0.03897 | 162 | 128 | 29 | 5 |
2103 | What's your poison? | 1.2407 | 0.04273 | 162 | 132 | 21 | 9 |
2104 | Hey Trophy Hunter, anything in that book about how We, The Animals, GET REVENGE? | 1.2407 | 0.04182 | 162 | 131 | 23 | 8 |
2105 | Sir, I'm afraid you had rats. | 1.2407 | 0.03797 | 162 | 127 | 31 | 4 |
2106 | Is your name Adam by any chance? | 1.2407 | 0.03797 | 162 | 127 | 31 | 4 |
2107 | Another absinthe, my love? | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2108 | Harry, that's not how I remember it happening | 1.2405 | 0.03958 | 158 | 125 | 28 | 5 |
2109 | Since the accident the endings are all I care about. | 1.2405 | 0.03855 | 158 | 124 | 30 | 4 |
2110 | Can I suggest some good Edgar Allen Poe? | 1.2405 | 0.03749 | 158 | 123 | 32 | 3 |
2111 | Let me know when you reach the chapter on retribution. | 1.2405 | 0.04157 | 158 | 127 | 24 | 7 |
2112 | You do know we shed our skin. | 1.2404 | 0.03670 | 208 | 168 | 30 | 10 |
2113 | Don't be ssscared, it's just fiction. | 1.2403 | 0.04022 | 154 | 122 | 27 | 5 |
2114 | Addercadabra! | 1.2403 | 0.04424 | 154 | 126 | 19 | 9 |
2115 | Huh...I thought I took care of that problem | 1.2403 | 0.04327 | 154 | 125 | 21 | 8 |
2116 | Just read it one more time and I promise I'll go to sleep. | 1.2403 | 0.04126 | 154 | 123 | 25 | 6 |
2117 | You should have checked for a pulse, genius! | 1.2403 | 0.03692 | 154 | 119 | 33 | 2 |
2118 | Spoiler alert: He finally kills the serpent | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
2119 | Read it already. Ending isn't very good. | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
2120 | I watch you play with yourself | 1.2402 | 0.03988 | 179 | 145 | 25 | 9 |
2121 | So much for 'Quoth the raven.' | 1.2402 | 0.03827 | 179 | 143 | 29 | 7 |
2122 | Yes,I could use some company. | 1.2402 | 0.03652 | 204 | 164 | 31 | 9 |
2123 | Why do you keep drinking that White Zinfandel drek? | 1.2400 | 0.04208 | 175 | 144 | 20 | 11 |
2124 | We're gonna need more snails and puppy dog tails. | 1.2400 | 0.04405 | 150 | 122 | 20 | 8 |
2125 | Can you light the fire, my tails cold? | 1.2400 | 0.03978 | 150 | 118 | 28 | 4 |
2126 | What can I tell you? The Ghost of Christmas Past was double-booked. | 1.2400 | 0.03967 | 175 | 141 | 26 | 8 |
2127 | Let me entertain you—I gotta gimmick. | 1.2400 | 0.04505 | 150 | 123 | 18 | 9 |
2128 | Are you having another hissy fit? | 1.2398 | 0.03854 | 171 | 136 | 29 | 6 |
2129 | no longer a wall flower... | 1.2398 | 0.04028 | 171 | 138 | 25 | 8 |
2130 | It is not time. You slither out in chapter 12. | 1.2398 | 0.04028 | 171 | 138 | 25 | 8 |
2131 | Studying hisssstory? | 1.2398 | 0.03854 | 171 | 136 | 29 | 6 |
2132 | My BuzzFeed quiz said I'd be House Slytherin | 1.2398 | 0.04277 | 171 | 141 | 19 | 11 |
2133 | I've had enough of this. I'm going to call a taxidermist tomorrow. | 1.2398 | 0.03576 | 171 | 133 | 35 | 3 |
2134 | Has she mentioned me yet? | 1.2398 | 0.04028 | 171 | 138 | 25 | 8 |
2135 | And you look even more tasty than the deer. | 1.2397 | 0.03925 | 146 | 114 | 29 | 3 |
2136 | I’ve to get out and stretch to prevent atrophy. | 1.2397 | 0.04380 | 146 | 118 | 21 | 7 |
2137 | Now do you understand why Eve left you? | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
2138 | your home decor SUCKS | 1.2396 | 0.03942 | 192 | 157 | 24 | 11 |
2139 | Memo to myself: Give taxidermist an unsatisfactory rating on Yelp. | 1.2395 | 0.03818 | 167 | 132 | 30 | 5 |
2140 | Fiction? | 1.2395 | 0.03818 | 167 | 132 | 30 | 5 |
2141 | Hisssstory? | 1.2395 | 0.04179 | 167 | 136 | 22 | 9 |
2142 | The fatal error in mounting a snake, was mounting more than the head. | 1.2395 | 0.04092 | 167 | 135 | 24 | 8 |
2143 | Hisssssssssstorical fiction? | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
2144 | ’Scuse me, I’m looking for a woman named Eve. | 1.2394 | 0.04112 | 142 | 112 | 26 | 4 |
2145 | You might mention me on Yelp when you rate your taxidermist. | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
2146 | Hey, how'd you like to curl up by the fire? | 1.2394 | 0.03854 | 188 | 152 | 27 | 9 |
2147 | I don't care what it says; I didn't tempt her. | 1.2393 | 0.04159 | 163 | 132 | 23 | 8 |
2148 | Thanks, but you know I prefer a nice Malbec. | 1.2393 | 0.04249 | 163 | 133 | 21 | 9 |
2149 | Not now, I'm reading. | 1.2393 | 0.04159 | 163 | 132 | 23 | 8 |
2150 | Thank you for keeping the fireplace decorative. | 1.2391 | 0.04185 | 138 | 109 | 25 | 4 |
2151 | I went from Queen of the Nagas to Queen of Jim’s Mantle | 1.2391 | 0.04663 | 138 | 113 | 17 | 8 |
2152 | You're reading "The Doors of Perception —Choose Your Own Adventure" edition. It'll all make sense after Part 2. | 1.2390 | 0.04036 | 159 | 127 | 26 | 6 |
2153 | Hey, wait until you get to the third chapter, it’ll curl you in a knot? | 1.2390 | 0.04036 | 159 | 127 | 26 | 6 |
2154 | Have another drink and you’ll see me with two heads! | 1.2390 | 0.04502 | 159 | 132 | 16 | 11 |
2155 | Wanna know how Cleopatra ends? | 1.2388 | 0.04875 | 134 | 111 | 14 | 9 |
2156 | Ough, Knausgård? So you need a little suspense, don't you? | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
2157 | Taxidermy works much better on dead animals. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
2158 | Harold realizes he had been upsold on the "Wacky-Inflatable" option. | 1.2387 | 0.04302 | 155 | 126 | 21 | 8 |
2159 | have you seen my chapstick? | 1.2387 | 0.04398 | 155 | 127 | 19 | 9 |
2160 | There it is on page 97. "You must cut the snake's head off in order to render it lifeless." | 1.2387 | 0.04102 | 155 | 124 | 25 | 6 |
2161 | I am NOT a figment of your imagination! | 1.2387 | 0.03671 | 155 | 120 | 33 | 2 |
2162 | Lisssten! Thiss sstory accussiing the ssserpent is nonssenssse! | 1.2387 | 0.03893 | 155 | 122 | 29 | 4 |
2163 | Snake: You know I'm in that book Reader:Really? Snake:Yeah in the first chapter I tell some girl to eat an apple and she totally flips out | 1.2386 | 0.04108 | 176 | 144 | 22 | 10 |
2164 | Do you have some water, perchance? That fish was incredibly dry. | 1.2386 | 0.03779 | 176 | 140 | 30 | 6 |
2165 | You know,the apple is much easier,quicker,and tastier than a book. | 1.2386 | 0.03779 | 176 | 140 | 30 | 6 |
2166 | Don't worry I have the boosssster. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2167 | Did you get to the part about the snake yet? It’s right in the beginning. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2168 | You will now have a bigger trophy. Yum. | 1.2384 | 0.04276 | 151 | 122 | 22 | 7 |
2169 | Aren't you supposed to talk to Eve about this? | 1.2384 | 0.04276 | 151 | 122 | 22 | 7 |
2170 | You'll alwayssss be a Hufflepuff to me. | 1.2384 | 0.03954 | 151 | 119 | 28 | 4 |
2171 | What's it gonna take to light a fire under your asp? | 1.2384 | 0.04276 | 151 | 122 | 22 | 7 |
2172 | You know your behavior lately has really been off the wall. | 1.2384 | 0.04172 | 151 | 121 | 24 | 6 |
2173 | On next week's episode of "Loch Ness Munsters," Gomez shaves and there's something fishy going on. | 1.2384 | 0.04007 | 172 | 139 | 25 | 8 |
2174 | Eve wanted me to tell you she's baking an apple pie. | 1.2384 | 0.04091 | 172 | 140 | 23 | 9 |
2175 | I'm cold, light the fire | 1.2384 | 0.03834 | 172 | 137 | 29 | 6 |
2176 | Hi - so, two things: 1) that book is upside-down, and 2) the surgeon was pretty clear about not drinking alcohol after you've taken your painkillers. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
2177 | This has become unbearable. Please, tread on me. | 1.2381 | 0.04070 | 168 | 136 | 24 | 8 |
2178 | The vermouth sir, may I have a taste? | 1.2381 | 0.03609 | 189 | 150 | 33 | 6 |
2179 | Lies. All lies about Ssslytherin. | 1.2381 | 0.03901 | 147 | 115 | 29 | 3 |
2180 | Please tell my wife I say hi, she’s mounted in the dining room. | 1.2379 | 0.03487 | 206 | 164 | 35 | 7 |
2181 | You may want to consider “micro” dosing going forward . | 1.2378 | 0.03657 | 185 | 147 | 32 | 6 |
2182 | So, what am I in this tale -- a serpent or a snake? | 1.2378 | 0.03737 | 185 | 148 | 30 | 7 |
2183 | But ALL lawyers join Slytherin. | 1.2378 | 0.03737 | 185 | 148 | 30 | 7 |
2184 | This part has me constricted. | 1.2378 | 0.04136 | 164 | 133 | 23 | 8 |
2185 | I told you I was a snake before you let me in. | 1.2378 | 0.04044 | 164 | 132 | 25 | 7 |
2186 | How about a nice apple? | 1.2378 | 0.03951 | 164 | 131 | 27 | 6 |
2187 | Will you be my trophy husband? | 1.2378 | 0.04206 | 143 | 114 | 24 | 5 |
2188 | I love a good historical narrative. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
2189 | No..Go back to the previous Page... | 1.2376 | 0.03948 | 181 | 147 | 25 | 9 |
2190 | I know this is against typecast but I can really relate to House Hufflepuff. | 1.2375 | 0.04205 | 160 | 130 | 22 | 8 |
2191 | No, I wasn't dead, I was just. . .digesssting | 1.2374 | 0.04282 | 139 | 111 | 23 | 5 |
2192 | You should have paid closer attention in biology. | 1.2373 | 0.03844 | 177 | 142 | 28 | 7 |
2193 | So, is that deer just up for grabs? | 1.2373 | 0.03844 | 177 | 142 | 28 | 7 |
2194 | Gryffindor I presume? | 1.2373 | 0.03760 | 177 | 141 | 30 | 6 |
2195 | If you let that fat guy in the red suit slide down here again, I will have a hissy fit! | 1.2373 | 0.04008 | 177 | 144 | 24 | 9 |
2196 | That story about Cleopatra is not true. | 1.2372 | 0.04277 | 156 | 127 | 21 | 8 |
2197 | Can you light the fire? It's freezing in here... | 1.2372 | 0.04079 | 156 | 125 | 25 | 6 |
2198 | Do you want me to tell you why you are a snake? | 1.2372 | 0.03871 | 156 | 123 | 29 | 4 |
2199 | Casper's favorite part of the day--a good book by the fire, favorite after-dinner brandy and his boa constrictor. | 1.2371 | 0.03694 | 194 | 156 | 30 | 8 |
2200 | Personally, I find Dante much easier to digest in the original Italian. | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
2201 | Go on. Have a ninth brandy. | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
2202 | Hi, there. | 1.2370 | 0.03963 | 135 | 105 | 28 | 2 |
2203 | Believe in ghosts yet? | 1.2370 | 0.03901 | 173 | 139 | 27 | 7 |
2204 | Let’s choose the long story. | 1.2370 | 0.03725 | 173 | 137 | 31 | 5 |
2205 | You were expecting the ghost of Christmas past? | 1.2370 | 0.04070 | 173 | 141 | 23 | 9 |
2206 | In the beginning... | 1.2370 | 0.03725 | 173 | 137 | 31 | 5 |
2207 | Next time, leave the front door open. | 1.2370 | 0.03814 | 173 | 138 | 29 | 6 |
2208 | You know, hanging a snake on the wall is just poor taste." | 1.2368 | 0.04147 | 152 | 122 | 24 | 6 |
2209 | Remember not to light the fireplace. | 1.2368 | 0.04352 | 152 | 124 | 20 | 8 |
2210 | Siiilent bite..blah blah night. | 1.2368 | 0.04643 | 152 | 127 | 14 | 11 |
2211 | I love serum novels - when you get to the fork in the tongue, take it! | 1.2368 | 0.04041 | 152 | 121 | 26 | 5 |
2212 | Atlas Shrugged? Do you hate yourself or just women? | 1.2368 | 0.03744 | 190 | 153 | 29 | 8 |
2213 | Can you please read faster? I’m dying to find out what happens next. | 1.2367 | 0.03870 | 169 | 135 | 28 | 6 |
2214 | PAYBACK IS A BITCH | 1.2367 | 0.03870 | 169 | 135 | 28 | 6 |
2215 | I now regret taking poor old Thumper to the taxidermist. | 1.2367 | 0.03778 | 169 | 134 | 30 | 5 |
2216 | Oh I read this one, Dumbledore dies in the end. | 1.2366 | 0.03946 | 186 | 152 | 24 | 10 |
2217 | When will the taxidermist deliver the mongoose? | 1.2365 | 0.04219 | 148 | 119 | 23 | 6 |
2218 | If I were you, I'd skip Genesis chapter 3! | 1.2365 | 0.03878 | 148 | 116 | 29 | 3 |
2219 | Y'know, Kaa was based on my great uncle. | 1.2365 | 0.04108 | 148 | 118 | 25 | 5 |
2220 | Could you re-read me the one about the fall of man? | 1.2365 | 0.04219 | 148 | 119 | 23 | 6 |
2221 | Have a little patience! Just 3 more pages, then we can have dinner. | 1.2365 | 0.03995 | 148 | 117 | 27 | 4 |
2222 | Reading won't help you fall asleep tonight. | 1.2364 | 0.04113 | 165 | 134 | 23 | 8 |
2223 | Sure it’s almost dinner time, but doesn’t a slice of apple pie sound really good right now? | 1.2364 | 0.03533 | 165 | 128 | 35 | 2 |
2224 | I'm not trying to tempt you into anything. I just want to give you a nice long hug. | 1.2364 | 0.03636 | 165 | 129 | 33 | 3 |
2225 | Have you gotten to the part about me and the apple? | 1.2364 | 0.04113 | 165 | 134 | 23 | 8 |
2226 | Where's your bitch? | 1.2364 | 0.04202 | 165 | 135 | 21 | 9 |
2227 | You get what you pay for. | 1.2363 | 0.03771 | 182 | 146 | 29 | 7 |
2228 | It only looks like a plaque. It's actually a glory hole and I'm your neighbor Richard. | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
2229 | can you move it a little to the left? | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
2230 | It's boring playing trophy snake! | 1.2360 | 0.03791 | 161 | 127 | 30 | 4 |
2231 | what goes around comes around | 1.2360 | 0.03825 | 178 | 143 | 28 | 7 |
2232 | You promised to return me to Borneo. When?? | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
2233 | The story of Moby Dick is pretty benign as compared to what I'm about to do. | 1.2357 | 0.04347 | 157 | 129 | 19 | 9 |
2234 | As a taxidermist,you suck! | 1.2357 | 0.03849 | 157 | 124 | 29 | 4 |
2235 | Howsssssss the book? | 1.2357 | 0.03953 | 157 | 125 | 27 | 5 |
2236 | Excuse me. Does someone named Eve live here? | 1.2357 | 0.03953 | 157 | 125 | 27 | 5 |
2237 | Mind if I have a sssssip of your wine? | 1.2356 | 0.03966 | 174 | 141 | 25 | 8 |
2238 | Hubrissss... | 1.2356 | 0.04049 | 174 | 142 | 23 | 9 |
2239 | Read that last paragraph again. | 1.2356 | 0.03576 | 191 | 152 | 33 | 6 |
2240 | You know I really hate being a trophy snake! | 1.2356 | 0.03652 | 191 | 153 | 31 | 7 |
2241 | They told me that you were my Central Vacuum Hose ! | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 136 | 111 | 18 | 7 |
2242 | Want to know the end of the story? | 1.2353 | 0.04226 | 153 | 124 | 22 | 7 |
2243 | Take me to the river... drop me in the water | 1.2353 | 0.03938 | 136 | 106 | 28 | 2 |
2244 | Hey, can I borrow the car again? | 1.2353 | 0.04123 | 153 | 123 | 24 | 6 |
2245 | Go on, you know you want an Apple iphone! | 1.2353 | 0.03940 | 170 | 137 | 26 | 7 |
2246 | Just to give you a heads up, I thought I’d slip out for a little night cap” | 1.2353 | 0.04226 | 153 | 124 | 22 | 7 |
2247 | I've decided my species is only the world's second most vile. | 1.2353 | 0.04226 | 153 | 124 | 22 | 7 |
2248 | The deer head is out for cleaning. | 1.2353 | 0.03759 | 170 | 135 | 30 | 5 |
2249 | I want to speak with my lawyer. | 1.2353 | 0.03909 | 153 | 121 | 28 | 4 |
2250 | May I have a sip? | 1.2350 | 0.03589 | 183 | 145 | 33 | 5 |
2251 | Sure, I'll turn the pages for you. | 1.2350 | 0.03504 | 183 | 144 | 35 | 4 |
2252 | Can you ssspare a sssip of your sssyrah? | 1.2349 | 0.03908 | 166 | 133 | 27 | 6 |
2253 | You should have cut off my head | 1.2349 | 0.03814 | 166 | 132 | 29 | 5 |
2254 | No, it's not time.for walk. | 1.2349 | 0.04001 | 166 | 134 | 25 | 7 |
2255 | I'll have a snakebite. | 1.2349 | 0.04266 | 166 | 137 | 19 | 10 |
2256 | Can you light the fire? I'm cold-blooded. | 1.2349 | 0.04001 | 166 | 134 | 25 | 7 |
2257 | Reading William Snakespeare? | 1.2349 | 0.04091 | 166 | 135 | 23 | 8 |
2258 | Don't look at me! I anaconda asp you again! | 1.2349 | 0.04606 | 149 | 124 | 15 | 10 |
2259 | Don’t mind me, I love a good hissssstorical fiction novel. | 1.2349 | 0.04193 | 149 | 120 | 23 | 6 |
2260 | Ok, it's mambo with an 'o', but the offer still stands. | 1.2349 | 0.04084 | 149 | 119 | 25 | 5 |
2261 | Can I please enjoy a quiet night in without being tempted by a serpent? | 1.2349 | 0.04193 | 149 | 120 | 23 | 6 |
2262 | My heart just isn’t in interior design. | 1.2346 | 0.03967 | 179 | 146 | 24 | 9 |
2263 | Mind if I join you? | 1.2346 | 0.03806 | 179 | 144 | 28 | 7 |
2264 | Hi, I'm your new alumni coordinator from House Slytherin | 1.2346 | 0.04158 | 162 | 132 | 22 | 8 |
2265 | That bible you're reading got me all wrong. Let's just say that the Garden of Eden was not a good fit for your ancestors. | 1.2346 | 0.03969 | 162 | 130 | 26 | 6 |
2266 | Would you rather I use the toilet? | 1.2345 | 0.04037 | 145 | 115 | 26 | 4 |
2267 | Now we know why that taxidermist just vanished! | 1.2345 | 0.04154 | 145 | 116 | 24 | 5 |
2268 | I was not expecting THIS Amazon delivery | 1.2345 | 0.04154 | 145 | 116 | 24 | 5 |
2269 | I should have never mounted you. | 1.2345 | 0.03792 | 145 | 113 | 30 | 2 |
2270 | Would you please light the fire. It's December. | 1.2345 | 0.04268 | 145 | 117 | 22 | 6 |
2271 | Today only. Eden. Round trip, $198. One way, two trillion. | 1.2343 | 0.03687 | 175 | 139 | 31 | 5 |
2272 | Are you reading “The Snake Pit?” | 1.2343 | 0.03775 | 175 | 140 | 29 | 6 |
2273 | When will your drink arrive? | 1.2343 | 0.04108 | 175 | 144 | 21 | 10 |
2274 | Wouldn't that be easier with an Apple? | 1.2343 | 0.03861 | 175 | 141 | 27 | 7 |
2275 | sssorry, backsssseat reader | 1.2343 | 0.04187 | 175 | 145 | 19 | 11 |
2276 | I told you that I ate all the apples | 1.2343 | 0.04108 | 175 | 144 | 21 | 10 |
2277 | Light the fire now, Dave. Santa should be here any minute. | 1.2342 | 0.03931 | 158 | 126 | 27 | 5 |
2278 | Really adam, you thought that would shut me up... | 1.2342 | 0.03931 | 158 | 126 | 27 | 5 |
2279 | Aren't you insulted that the author uses SNAKE as a metaphor for the sleazy character? | 1.2342 | 0.03931 | 158 | 126 | 27 | 5 |
2280 | One more time to impress your friends, I'm a serpent not a snake. And you got me with a harpoon, not a hoe. | 1.2342 | 0.04032 | 158 | 127 | 25 | 6 |
2281 | Weirdly, there is now a live python where the dead trophy was. | 1.2340 | 0.03606 | 188 | 150 | 32 | 6 |
2282 | Hey, can you get the fire going? You know I’m cold-blooded. | 1.2340 | 0.03851 | 141 | 110 | 29 | 2 |
2283 | Remember me? I am the Burmese python you brought home from Asia and I just ate your moosehead | 1.2340 | 0.04227 | 141 | 113 | 23 | 5 |
2284 | Have you got an apple? | 1.2340 | 0.04051 | 188 | 156 | 20 | 12 |
2285 | Are you reading hissssssssssssstory? | 1.2340 | 0.03606 | 188 | 150 | 32 | 6 |
2286 | I need to requessssst off next week. I’m touring with Britney. | 1.2339 | 0.03919 | 171 | 138 | 26 | 7 |
2287 | You'd save a lot of money if you switch to fake logs. | 1.2339 | 0.03830 | 171 | 137 | 28 | 6 |
2288 | I read the plot, you're not going to like it. | 1.2338 | 0.04201 | 154 | 125 | 22 | 7 |
2289 | Is that an apple wine, Adam? | 1.2338 | 0.04099 | 154 | 124 | 24 | 6 |
2290 | I should have put a deer ? up on the wall instead. | 1.2338 | 0.04099 | 154 | 124 | 24 | 6 |
2291 | How long did you think that stuffed rabbit was safe there on the wall? | 1.2338 | 0.03994 | 154 | 123 | 26 | 5 |
2292 | He who laughs last... | 1.2338 | 0.03886 | 154 | 122 | 28 | 4 |
2293 | Skip the first part, with the apple. It's just useless prologue. | 1.2338 | 0.04099 | 154 | 124 | 24 | 6 |
2294 | Thank You for turning the page, Sidney. You can go now | 1.2338 | 0.03886 | 154 | 122 | 28 | 4 |
2295 | Please light a fire. My blood has run cold. | 1.2338 | 0.04099 | 154 | 124 | 24 | 6 |
2296 | Can you read me a bedtime story? | 1.2337 | 0.03654 | 184 | 147 | 31 | 6 |
2297 | You think that talking fish was Meta…. | 1.2337 | 0.03734 | 184 | 148 | 29 | 7 |
2298 | The last chapter is a real killer." | 1.2337 | 0.03572 | 184 | 146 | 33 | 5 |
2299 | Remember, I symbolize rebirth and renewal. | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
2300 | I find you very charming. | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
2301 | Psst! Wanna know a Secret? | 1.2333 | 0.03868 | 180 | 146 | 26 | 8 |
2302 | You should have hired a reputable taxidermist, too bad you won't get to read the rest of that book - but I will be providing the surprise ending anyway! | 1.2333 | 0.03619 | 180 | 143 | 32 | 5 |
2303 | Serpent the rich. | 1.2333 | 0.04168 | 150 | 121 | 23 | 6 |
2304 | Forget books. Try an Apple. | 1.2333 | 0.04378 | 150 | 123 | 19 | 8 |
2305 | Still think only salamanders can regenerate their tails? | 1.2332 | 0.03692 | 193 | 156 | 29 | 8 |
2306 | Never trust a flea market. | 1.2331 | 0.03947 | 163 | 131 | 26 | 6 |
2307 | Just so you know, if I clean that chimney flue and snake out the toilets and dryer vent, I won't do it for scale. You're just not that charming. | 1.2331 | 0.03750 | 163 | 129 | 30 | 4 |
2308 | You really should check out The Book Of Knowledge | 1.2331 | 0.04639 | 133 | 109 | 17 | 7 |
2309 | So are you a bookworm? Because I am serpent-ly not! | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
2310 | My mistake, you aren’t Harry Potter. | 1.2330 | 0.03841 | 176 | 142 | 27 | 7 |
2311 | I love the Harry Potter sssseries, too! | 1.2329 | 0.03893 | 146 | 115 | 28 | 3 |
2312 | What a nice tale you have. | 1.2329 | 0.03893 | 146 | 115 | 28 | 3 |
2313 | Do you know what else is best served cold? | 1.2329 | 0.04241 | 146 | 118 | 22 | 6 |
2314 | the thing that wraps me | 1.2329 | 0.04241 | 146 | 118 | 22 | 6 |
2315 | I’m sick and tired of “tying the room together.” | 1.2327 | 0.04108 | 159 | 129 | 23 | 7 |
2316 | Dudley had never considered that Pyrophobia would impact his ability to lead a normal life | 1.2327 | 0.04010 | 159 | 128 | 25 | 6 |
2317 | William thought he had hunted down and mounted an ordinary can of mixed nuts. | 1.2327 | 0.04108 | 159 | 129 | 23 | 7 |
2318 | You need new glasses! I’m a murmuring serpent, not a murdering pervert. | 1.2327 | 0.03909 | 159 | 127 | 27 | 5 |
2319 | PORN WON'T WORK. EAT THE APPLE TO INCREASE YOUR LUST. | 1.2327 | 0.04010 | 159 | 128 | 25 | 6 |
2320 | You had to get fancy. I told you that the moose would have been a better choice. | 1.2327 | 0.03909 | 159 | 127 | 27 | 5 |
2321 | The Old Testament is better. | 1.2327 | 0.03909 | 159 | 127 | 27 | 5 |
2322 | May I speak to Eve, please? | 1.2327 | 0.03649 | 202 | 164 | 29 | 9 |
2323 | I am the serpent of trophies past. | 1.2326 | 0.03898 | 172 | 139 | 26 | 7 |
2324 | Firssst, I’ll have a Hennesssey…with a sssstraw. Sssecond, that hole in the wall is too damn sssmall. I have rightssss, you know. I’m nobody’ssss trophy sssnake. | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
2325 | But your birth certificate says "Eve, female"! | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
2326 | SSSSorry I sssspaced out, can you turn back a page. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
2327 | I lived, bitch. | 1.2324 | 0.04432 | 142 | 116 | 19 | 7 |
2328 | I appear in the next chapter and shortly after you will read that you disappear. | 1.2323 | 0.03971 | 155 | 124 | 26 | 5 |
2329 | You don't believe all that hooey in the Bible do you? | 1.2323 | 0.04177 | 155 | 126 | 22 | 7 |
2330 | Would you mind if I have friends over tomorrow and we trade places? | 1.2323 | 0.03864 | 155 | 123 | 28 | 4 |
2331 | Wouldn't you rather be reading that on your Apple device? | 1.2323 | 0.03864 | 155 | 123 | 28 | 4 |
2332 | Good thing I didn’t pay the mumifiers’ bill | 1.2321 | 0.04047 | 168 | 137 | 23 | 8 |
2333 | No more ED medicine for you. | 1.2321 | 0.03867 | 168 | 135 | 27 | 6 |
2334 | Ok, Mr.-giggles-while-reading, I'll bite. What's so hisssssss-terical? | 1.2321 | 0.04219 | 168 | 139 | 19 | 10 |
2335 | The cobra did it. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2336 | Ooh…are you reading Thomas Mauet’s Trial Techniques? | 1.2319 | 0.04633 | 138 | 114 | 16 | 8 |
2337 | A friendly reminder—my last meal was your taxidermist. | 1.2318 | 0.04144 | 151 | 122 | 23 | 6 |
2338 | You, like that book, are HISSSSSSSSSSSSStory! | 1.2318 | 0.04144 | 151 | 122 | 23 | 6 |
2339 | Gotta light? | 1.2317 | 0.03926 | 164 | 132 | 26 | 6 |
2340 | Are you drinking snake oil ? | 1.2316 | 0.03905 | 177 | 144 | 25 | 8 |
2341 | Hey buddy, it's too hot for me above the fireplace | 1.2315 | 0.03496 | 203 | 163 | 33 | 7 |
2342 | Quoth the Boa "nevermore" | 1.2313 | 0.04607 | 134 | 110 | 17 | 7 |
2343 | Have you reached the chapter about how we can regenerate ourselves yet? | 1.2313 | 0.04226 | 134 | 107 | 23 | 4 |
2344 | You should have the apple pie. | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
2345 | Where's your phone? | 1.2313 | 0.04324 | 147 | 120 | 20 | 7 |
2346 | About that 'I bagged that one last year' comment, I'd like to have a little word with you..." | 1.2313 | 0.04215 | 147 | 119 | 22 | 6 |
2347 | Next time, look for a pulse. | 1.2313 | 0.04215 | 147 | 119 | 22 | 6 |
2348 | Wanna see my tail? | 1.2313 | 0.04324 | 147 | 120 | 20 | 7 |
2349 | You should try the audiobook. | 1.2313 | 0.03870 | 147 | 116 | 28 | 3 |
2350 | Sorry, which way to the garden? | 1.2313 | 0.04103 | 147 | 118 | 24 | 5 |
2351 | Capote had no right to bring us into it. | 1.2312 | 0.04085 | 160 | 130 | 23 | 7 |
2352 | The guy next door picked tails | 1.2312 | 0.03987 | 160 | 129 | 25 | 6 |
2353 | If my wife asks tell her I’m getting stuffed. | 1.2312 | 0.03887 | 160 | 128 | 27 | 5 |
2354 | Not the story about humans, it'll give me nightmares. | 1.2312 | 0.04180 | 160 | 131 | 21 | 8 |
2355 | Look who has the snake eyes NOW? | 1.2308 | 0.04174 | 143 | 115 | 23 | 5 |
2356 | Oh sure, but it’s ok to have a trophy WIFE” | 1.2308 | 0.03658 | 169 | 134 | 31 | 4 |
2357 | So glad to be out of that thrift shop. | 1.2308 | 0.04055 | 143 | 114 | 25 | 4 |
2358 | I ate the head, where's the rest? | 1.2308 | 0.04174 | 143 | 115 | 23 | 5 |
2359 | Haven't heard from that taxidermist friend of yours for some time, have you? | 1.2308 | 0.04052 | 156 | 126 | 24 | 6 |
2360 | Maybe I shouldn't have booked a stay in the Slytherin Suite. | 1.2308 | 0.03931 | 143 | 113 | 27 | 3 |
2361 | I need to stop reading these Harry Potter books. | 1.2308 | 0.04196 | 169 | 140 | 19 | 10 |
2362 | Read me a scary bedtime story. | 1.2308 | 0.03842 | 156 | 124 | 28 | 4 |
2363 | I know I'm a cold blooded reptile, but I'm freezing up here. Could you please light the fire! | 1.2308 | 0.03937 | 169 | 137 | 25 | 7 |
2364 | I remember this one. You've read it already... | 1.2308 | 0.03937 | 169 | 137 | 25 | 7 |
2365 | You know, hisssstory repeats itself… | 1.2308 | 0.03667 | 182 | 146 | 30 | 6 |
2366 | You hate me reading over your shoulder? Well, I hate that all your books have women named Eve. | 1.2308 | 0.03985 | 182 | 150 | 22 | 10 |
2367 | Could we squeeze some time in to eat? | 1.2303 | 0.03632 | 178 | 142 | 31 | 5 |
2368 | I'm hoping to get stuffed | 1.2303 | 0.04179 | 165 | 136 | 20 | 9 |
2369 | Sucking you in? | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
2370 | I need some help. My tail's in a twist. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
2371 | Sssssssidney ... that sssssstory ssssssssuckssssssss | 1.2303 | 0.03904 | 165 | 133 | 26 | 6 |
2372 | Voldemort hanging out with his horcruxes. | 1.2303 | 0.03808 | 165 | 132 | 28 | 5 |
2373 | Gardens are soooo yesterday! | 1.2303 | 0.04012 | 152 | 122 | 25 | 5 |
2374 | The moose was a bit gamey and I'm still hungry. | 1.2303 | 0.03672 | 152 | 119 | 31 | 2 |
2375 | Has the acid I slipped into your drink kicked in yet? | 1.2303 | 0.04012 | 152 | 122 | 25 | 5 |
2376 | That's a hell of a book worm | 1.2302 | 0.04488 | 139 | 114 | 18 | 7 |
2377 | . . .and all through the house, not a creature was stirring,. . . | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
2378 | I doubt that you’ll be as proud of your wild life trophies if you wake up tomorrow | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
2379 | You really shouldn’t have lied about her eating the apple first. | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2380 | The plot is thickening! | 1.2299 | 0.03521 | 187 | 149 | 33 | 5 |
2381 | Let's face it, I'm never going to be your passive trophy. | 1.2299 | 0.03601 | 187 | 150 | 31 | 6 |
2382 | The snakes of your past always find a way back to you... | 1.2299 | 0.03680 | 187 | 151 | 29 | 7 |
2383 | That was delicious! | 1.2299 | 0.03590 | 174 | 138 | 32 | 4 |
2384 | Take me to the river | 1.2299 | 0.03858 | 174 | 141 | 26 | 7 |
2385 | Hissss-torical fiction? | 1.2298 | 0.04062 | 161 | 131 | 23 | 7 |
2386 | Safari, so good? I think not. | 1.2298 | 0.03965 | 161 | 130 | 25 | 6 |
2387 | You thought your book is as exciting as your life could get! | 1.2298 | 0.03764 | 161 | 128 | 29 | 4 |
2388 | I promise to go back to sleep if you read me the part about the apple again. Ple-e-ease! | 1.2298 | 0.04249 | 161 | 133 | 19 | 9 |
2389 | Do you really think I speak with a lisp? | 1.2297 | 0.03846 | 148 | 117 | 28 | 3 |
2390 | Do you want to play squeeze, I'm so huggable. | 1.2297 | 0.04078 | 148 | 119 | 24 | 5 |
2391 | You know I prefer Cabernet. | 1.2297 | 0.03846 | 148 | 117 | 28 | 3 |
2392 | This has to be fiction. “Live Serpent in the Reading Room” is unbelievable. | 1.2297 | 0.04298 | 148 | 121 | 20 | 7 |
2393 | Have you seen Eve? | 1.2297 | 0.03846 | 148 | 117 | 28 | 3 |
2394 | Don't bother me right now; I'm reading The Art of the Deal. | 1.2297 | 0.03491 | 209 | 169 | 32 | 8 |
2395 | Isn't it time you bagged a trophy wife? | 1.2296 | 0.04695 | 135 | 112 | 15 | 8 |
2396 | Favor please Cavendish. Hereafter, only dehorned trophy beasts. | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
2397 | Remember me Big Shot? | 1.2294 | 0.04004 | 170 | 139 | 23 | 8 |
2398 | Would you like to come work for my social media company? | 1.2293 | 0.03820 | 157 | 125 | 28 | 4 |
2399 | You think this is a dream? | 1.2293 | 0.04028 | 157 | 127 | 24 | 6 |
2400 | I am trying to expand my mind. | 1.2292 | 0.04148 | 144 | 116 | 23 | 5 |
2401 | Pssssssst. Which way to the toilet? | 1.2292 | 0.04030 | 144 | 115 | 25 | 4 |
2402 | Snakes on Plaques | 1.2291 | 0.03700 | 179 | 144 | 29 | 6 |
2403 | you don't want to try and help the neighbors next door. You really don't. | 1.2291 | 0.03614 | 179 | 143 | 31 | 5 |
2404 | What do you have to say now, mister Great White Hunter? | 1.2291 | 0.03783 | 179 | 145 | 27 | 7 |
2405 | Did I overhear you saying you were going to snake a drain? Who with? Is she cute? | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
2406 | Hellloooo Adam. Been a while. | 1.2289 | 0.03883 | 166 | 134 | 26 | 6 |
2407 | Okay fine, once upon a time there were snakes on a plane. | 1.2289 | 0.03590 | 166 | 131 | 32 | 3 |
2408 | *Hiss* "So, you're thinking of canceling your subscription?" | 1.2289 | 0.04067 | 166 | 136 | 22 | 8 |
2409 | You know, me & Monty go way back. | 1.2288 | 0.04095 | 153 | 124 | 23 | 6 |
2410 | Turn the page, or you'll be sorry! | 1.2288 | 0.04300 | 153 | 126 | 19 | 8 |
2411 | What would result in his demise, in 1732 Sir Edward the Dimwitted installed the first and only snake-a-phone. | 1.2288 | 0.03767 | 153 | 121 | 29 | 3 |
2412 | Be advised,this is not a virtual meetup, consider this a zooming in. | 1.2287 | 0.03740 | 188 | 153 | 27 | 8 |
2413 | Got any apples Adam? | 1.2287 | 0.03504 | 188 | 150 | 33 | 5 |
2414 | 4D books improve your reading experiences, but maybe "the most deadly snake" is not a wise choice. | 1.2286 | 0.03663 | 175 | 140 | 30 | 5 |
2415 | You should have known that that moose you shot would have worms. | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
2416 | I have a pretty exciting opportunity to share with you. I’ve been making over 2k a month just selling apples from the comfort of my own home… | 1.2284 | 0.03533 | 162 | 127 | 33 | 2 |
2417 | Still looking for Fluff-Fluff? | 1.2284 | 0.04314 | 162 | 135 | 17 | 10 |
2418 | The gazelle was just an appetizer | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
2419 | I may be mounted like a Moose, but I remain forever Serpentine. | 1.2284 | 0.04039 | 162 | 132 | 23 | 7 |
2420 | Let’s watch Christmas movies! | 1.2283 | 0.03792 | 184 | 150 | 26 | 8 |
2421 | Choose another vegetable. Most people don’t like cauliflower. | 1.2283 | 0.03792 | 184 | 150 | 26 | 8 |
2422 | Thanks, I'm also tired of the mousse. | 1.2281 | 0.03714 | 171 | 137 | 29 | 5 |
2423 | Know any good taxidermists? | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2424 | You wouldn't be related to an Eve, would you? | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2425 | May we read anyone but Jonathan Franzen? | 1.2278 | 0.03799 | 158 | 126 | 28 | 4 |
2426 | If you’re looking for Eve, she’s not here. | 1.2278 | 0.04105 | 158 | 129 | 22 | 7 |
2427 | After this, will you please go to sleep. | 1.2278 | 0.03846 | 180 | 147 | 25 | 8 |
2428 | Byte the Apple. | 1.2276 | 0.04564 | 145 | 121 | 15 | 9 |
2429 | Rikki-Tikki-Tavi? Really? | 1.2276 | 0.04123 | 145 | 117 | 23 | 5 |
2430 | Whatever was on that wall was like your martinis - too dry and best swallowed in one gulp. | 1.2276 | 0.03883 | 145 | 115 | 27 | 3 |
2431 | Let's unwind by the fire, right now. | 1.2276 | 0.04123 | 145 | 117 | 23 | 5 |
2432 | Psst! Don’t skip over Genesis; I do some of my best work there. | 1.2276 | 0.03758 | 145 | 114 | 29 | 2 |
2433 | I’m not asking you to eat an apple but you could at least go on Facebook to give me a chance. | 1.2275 | 0.03671 | 167 | 133 | 30 | 4 |
2434 | Are you reading about that Adam & Eve again????? | 1.2275 | 0.03955 | 167 | 136 | 24 | 7 |
2435 | A deal’s a deal. Your turn. | 1.2275 | 0.03768 | 167 | 134 | 28 | 5 |
2436 | I'm noticing that you are trying to tell me something | 1.2275 | 0.03722 | 189 | 154 | 27 | 8 |
2437 | What are you reading? A Farewell to Armsssssss? | 1.2275 | 0.03322 | 189 | 149 | 37 | 3 |
2438 | You missed. | 1.2273 | 0.03745 | 154 | 122 | 29 | 3 |
2439 | Just think: with an Apple you could have all knowledge at your fingertips. | 1.2273 | 0.04071 | 154 | 125 | 23 | 6 |
2440 | You light that fire and it will combe back and bite you. | 1.2273 | 0.03463 | 198 | 159 | 33 | 6 |
2441 | Read me the story again about when the devil made me lie to Eve | 1.2273 | 0.04174 | 154 | 126 | 21 | 7 |
2442 | Ssso you thought I was ssstuffed thisss whole time? | 1.2273 | 0.04174 | 154 | 126 | 21 | 7 |
2443 | T’wasssssss the night before Chrisssssssssstmasssssssss and all through the houssssssssse not a creature wassssss sssssstirring not even a moussssssse — oh yum!! | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2444 | Don't you find me just a WEE bit ss-ss-seductive? | 1.2273 | 0.03818 | 176 | 143 | 26 | 7 |
2445 | Is that an Appletini I see? | 1.2273 | 0.03644 | 176 | 141 | 30 | 5 |
2446 | It's time to abandon the wall and run for office..can I count on your support? | 1.2273 | 0.04174 | 154 | 126 | 21 | 7 |
2447 | Can you light the fire? My ass is cold. | 1.2273 | 0.04071 | 154 | 125 | 23 | 6 |
2448 | Check the numbers under 'W' for wall insulation companies, please. | 1.2270 | 0.03850 | 185 | 152 | 24 | 9 |
2449 | Steve! I'm cold-blooded, remember? Time to light my fire. | 1.2270 | 0.03850 | 185 | 152 | 24 | 9 |
2450 | I’d say “the butler did it,” but he hasn’t dusted me off in years. | 1.2270 | 0.04314 | 141 | 115 | 20 | 6 |
2451 | Whose the trophy now. | 1.2270 | 0.04195 | 141 | 114 | 22 | 5 |
2452 | Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure? | 1.2270 | 0.04543 | 141 | 117 | 16 | 8 |
2453 | That's not the book I would have chosen if I could read. | 1.2268 | 0.03506 | 194 | 156 | 32 | 6 |
2454 | You must be Adam . . . see you in court fool! | 1.2267 | 0.03786 | 172 | 139 | 27 | 6 |
2455 | I'm a trophy tapeworm... | 1.2267 | 0.03875 | 172 | 140 | 25 | 7 |
2456 | There’s nothing on TV. | 1.2267 | 0.03506 | 172 | 136 | 33 | 3 |
2457 | I couldn’t find my glasses. | 1.2267 | 0.03602 | 172 | 137 | 31 | 4 |
2458 | Take a bite out of Apple’s net worth. Sssssell your sssshares. | 1.2267 | 0.04350 | 150 | 124 | 18 | 8 |
2459 | Like a Play-Doh fun factory. | 1.2267 | 0.04452 | 150 | 125 | 16 | 9 |
2460 | Come on, you knew I would never be content with just one rib. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2461 | I can fix you up with a knock out date. | 1.2264 | 0.04081 | 159 | 130 | 22 | 7 |
2462 | Could you turn the heat on? | 1.2264 | 0.03983 | 159 | 129 | 24 | 6 |
2463 | Ssssooo, whissssky with your meds, eh | 1.2264 | 0.04178 | 159 | 131 | 20 | 8 |
2464 | Hey Gary, what are you reading, sssssssstories? | 1.2264 | 0.04178 | 159 | 131 | 20 | 8 |
2465 | “Well, at least we got him out of the toilet… That was a disaster!” | 1.2264 | 0.03882 | 159 | 128 | 26 | 5 |
2466 | You wanted a trophy bride. | 1.2264 | 0.04081 | 159 | 130 | 22 | 7 |
2467 | Your logs are much too big for your fireplace and I have no idea how your end table is even staying upright | 1.2263 | 0.03551 | 190 | 153 | 31 | 6 |
2468 | I traded with the deer head. | 1.2262 | 0.03842 | 168 | 136 | 26 | 6 |
2469 | Who's laughing now? | 1.2262 | 0.03933 | 168 | 137 | 24 | 7 |
2470 | The folks on the other side of the wall don’t like it when I have to pee. | 1.2262 | 0.04023 | 168 | 138 | 22 | 8 |
2471 | That’s my favorite part, where he gives Eve the apple. | 1.2260 | 0.04097 | 146 | 118 | 23 | 5 |
2472 | Yeah, remember me? You wanted a swamp critter? Now, what you gonna do? | 1.2260 | 0.04535 | 146 | 122 | 15 | 9 |
2473 | Easy George, you'll be wrapped up with your book. | 1.2260 | 0.03626 | 177 | 142 | 30 | 5 |
2474 | Next time you'll be more discerning about your trophies! | 1.2260 | 0.03799 | 177 | 144 | 26 | 7 |
2475 | How's the Harry Potter novel? | 1.2258 | 0.03834 | 155 | 124 | 27 | 4 |
2476 | Love your leadership style, fire them all by zoom just before the holiday | 1.2258 | 0.04249 | 155 | 128 | 19 | 8 |
2477 | That fire ain't gonna light itself... | 1.2258 | 0.03834 | 155 | 124 | 27 | 4 |
2478 | Is that The Complete Sherlock Holmes you’re reading? You might want to skip the one about the Speckled Band. | 1.2258 | 0.04047 | 155 | 126 | 23 | 6 |
2479 | You said you heard rattling coming from the chimney? | 1.2258 | 0.03834 | 155 | 124 | 27 | 4 |
2480 | Sssssssssssssssssso, you thought you killed me, guessssssssss again | 1.2256 | 0.03638 | 195 | 159 | 28 | 8 |
2481 | Call me Issssssssshmael. | 1.2256 | 0.03803 | 164 | 132 | 27 | 5 |
2482 | I never imagined Eve eating the apple would lead to this. | 1.2256 | 0.04351 | 133 | 108 | 20 | 5 |
2483 | They got that story all wrong I live in crawl spaces not trees | 1.2255 | 0.03599 | 204 | 167 | 28 | 9 |
2484 | I can't sleep. Read the part about Eve and the apple again. | 1.2255 | 0.03531 | 204 | 166 | 30 | 8 |
2485 | Boo! | 1.2254 | 0.03676 | 173 | 139 | 29 | 5 |
2486 | I need to call my taxidermist. | 1.2254 | 0.03676 | 173 | 139 | 29 | 5 |
2487 | See? You just NEVER know. | 1.2254 | 0.03854 | 173 | 141 | 25 | 7 |
2488 | Don’t worry, be happy. | 1.2253 | 0.03964 | 182 | 151 | 21 | 10 |
2489 | Keep reading--I bet Eve ate that apple. | 1.2252 | 0.04715 | 151 | 129 | 10 | 12 |
2490 | Do you mind if I take a sip? I’ve been plastered on your dry wall for quite awhile. | 1.2252 | 0.04006 | 151 | 122 | 24 | 5 |
2491 | So many books, sssssso little time. | 1.2252 | 0.04114 | 151 | 123 | 22 | 6 |
2492 | Is it hisstory or a mysstery? | 1.2252 | 0.04006 | 151 | 122 | 24 | 5 |
2493 | The Boa Trophy stalks another victim. | 1.2250 | 0.04154 | 160 | 132 | 20 | 8 |
2494 | You must know we regenerate! | 1.2250 | 0.03860 | 160 | 129 | 26 | 5 |
2495 | I’m looking forward to our final reunion. | 1.2249 | 0.04001 | 169 | 139 | 22 | 8 |
2496 | Have a sip of apple brandy ... | 1.2249 | 0.03821 | 169 | 137 | 26 | 6 |
2497 | Epssssssssstein didn’t kill himsssssssssself | 1.2247 | 0.03863 | 178 | 146 | 24 | 8 |
2498 | I want to warn you, the story ending is a real tearjerker." Shirley Nishimura, Seattle, W | 1.2247 | 0.03863 | 178 | 146 | 24 | 8 |
2499 | Where is she? I have a very nice apple I want to give her. | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
2500 | Season two of Tiger King. What do you say?" | 1.2246 | 0.03888 | 187 | 155 | 22 | 10 |
2501 | ????? | 1.2245 | 0.04295 | 147 | 121 | 19 | 7 |
2502 | That deer head was dry. Time for some liquid. | 1.2245 | 0.03956 | 147 | 118 | 25 | 4 |
2503 | Mind if I have a sssssip if your Chardonnay? | 1.2245 | 0.03621 | 196 | 160 | 28 | 8 |
2504 | I'm looking for a Great Reed. | 1.2245 | 0.03548 | 196 | 159 | 30 | 7 |
2505 | Read me a story about Fox. | 1.2245 | 0.03837 | 147 | 117 | 27 | 3 |
2506 | Don't worry, your favorite character definitely sssssurvives... I promissssse... | 1.2244 | 0.03920 | 156 | 126 | 25 | 5 |
2507 | Can you read me the one about the Garden of Eden again? | 1.2244 | 0.04024 | 156 | 127 | 23 | 6 |
2508 | Sorry, didn't mean to startle you, but just to weigh in on your out-loud musing from earlier ... yes, I'm pretty sure Dave Grohl wrote it all himself. | 1.2244 | 0.04024 | 156 | 127 | 23 | 6 |
2509 | Why are you annoyed? It's National Bible Week. | 1.2242 | 0.03782 | 165 | 133 | 27 | 5 |
2510 | I’m gonna need that belt back. | 1.2242 | 0.03878 | 165 | 134 | 25 | 6 |
2511 | Mind if I have a ssssssip? | 1.2241 | 0.03471 | 174 | 138 | 33 | 3 |
2512 | How about a refill on your appletini? | 1.2241 | 0.03657 | 174 | 140 | 29 | 5 |
2513 | I see you're reading my forbidden fruit. | 1.2240 | 0.03279 | 183 | 144 | 37 | 2 |
2514 | In the Big Apple you will find bigger knowledge of good and evil | 1.2239 | 0.04574 | 134 | 111 | 16 | 7 |
2515 | Seriously?! Another Sam Harris book? | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
2516 | NOW WHAT? | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
2517 | sssit back, relaxsss... and enjoy the sssilky ssmooth sssound of sssnake jazzSS: s-s-sss, s-s-sss, s-s-sss | 1.2238 | 0.04021 | 143 | 115 | 24 | 4 |
2518 | I must say, that venison was very dry, Alistair dear. | 1.2238 | 0.04259 | 143 | 117 | 20 | 6 |
2519 | The Jungle Book again? Try something realistic for a change. | 1.2238 | 0.04593 | 143 | 120 | 14 | 9 |
2520 | Lose the book before my dinner. | 1.2237 | 0.03871 | 152 | 122 | 26 | 4 |
2521 | Perhaps I'm part of the reason your alone Andrew. | 1.2237 | 0.03871 | 152 | 122 | 26 | 4 |
2522 | Hey, Capn - What's the price of your soul today? How about a bright red shiny Lamborghini? | 1.2237 | 0.04090 | 152 | 124 | 22 | 6 |
2523 | The part about Slytherin is completely biased. | 1.2236 | 0.03736 | 161 | 129 | 28 | 4 |
2524 | I'm actually an ouroboros. Could you drill another hole? | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
2525 | For the last time, Serpant, I'd prefer to drink my fruit rather than eat it off a tree. | 1.2236 | 0.04035 | 161 | 132 | 22 | 7 |
2526 | How lucky! That book is printed on paper made from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
2527 | You forgot to kill me before mounting me, prepare to die. | 1.2236 | 0.04223 | 161 | 134 | 18 | 9 |
2528 | I knew I should have gone with the more expensive taxidermist | 1.2235 | 0.04066 | 170 | 141 | 20 | 9 |
2529 | Unless you're secretly a wizard from the house of Slytherin, this isn't going to end well for you. | 1.2235 | 0.03761 | 179 | 146 | 26 | 7 |
2530 | I know you are a Parselmouth. Please read to me, I am very bored. | 1.2234 | 0.03399 | 188 | 150 | 34 | 4 |
2531 | Another Friday night and you are still here. | 1.2231 | 0.04667 | 130 | 108 | 15 | 7 |
2532 | There's someone at the door. | 1.2230 | 0.04048 | 148 | 120 | 23 | 5 |
2533 | Make no sudden page turning moves or the book will poison your mind. | 1.2230 | 0.04375 | 148 | 123 | 17 | 8 |
2534 | You're turning the pages too slow. | 1.2230 | 0.03814 | 148 | 118 | 27 | 3 |
2535 | Do you know what I did to your taxidermist? | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2536 | I am the ghost of Safari Past. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2537 | I see you're reading the Bible. Check Genesis 3 to see why I get blamed for everything bad. | 1.2229 | 0.03791 | 157 | 126 | 27 | 4 |
2538 | Forget what that says. Let me show you how cuddly we can be. | 1.2229 | 0.04001 | 157 | 128 | 23 | 6 |
2539 | And you think YOUR skin gets dry and scaly in the winter? | 1.2229 | 0.03761 | 166 | 134 | 27 | 5 |
2540 | Can you wait a minute, I'm just getting to the good part | 1.2229 | 0.03761 | 166 | 134 | 27 | 5 |
2541 | It took me a while Adam, but then you know what they say about revenge. | 1.2229 | 0.03951 | 166 | 136 | 23 | 7 |
2542 | Uh-what happened to the moose head? | 1.2229 | 0.03761 | 166 | 134 | 27 | 5 |
2543 | Is that Apple juice? | 1.2229 | 0.03663 | 166 | 133 | 29 | 4 |
2544 | I really am a rattlesnake! | 1.2229 | 0.03458 | 166 | 131 | 33 | 2 |
2545 | You got buns, hun? | 1.2229 | 0.03761 | 166 | 134 | 27 | 5 |
2546 | I thought the movie was better. | 1.2222 | 0.04170 | 153 | 126 | 20 | 7 |
2547 | Re-thinking the whole “who needs a fire tonite”? | 1.2222 | 0.03916 | 162 | 132 | 24 | 6 |
2548 | Eve said to put down the g-d damned book... | 1.2222 | 0.04293 | 135 | 110 | 20 | 5 |
2549 | SPROING! | 1.2222 | 0.04290 | 162 | 136 | 16 | 10 |
2550 | Just want to make sure you're paying your bills. We don't want another fireplace incident. | 1.2222 | 0.03959 | 153 | 124 | 24 | 5 |
2551 | The moment Harry realized there were 8 horcruxes. | 1.2222 | 0.03781 | 171 | 139 | 26 | 6 |
2552 | He dies in Venice. | 1.2222 | 0.03871 | 171 | 140 | 24 | 7 |
2553 | I’ve been waiting for your imagination to run wild. | 1.2222 | 0.04631 | 126 | 104 | 16 | 6 |
2554 | Didn't anyone ever tell you that those who hire cut-rate taxidermists ultimately pay the price? | 1.2222 | 0.03996 | 144 | 116 | 24 | 4 |
2555 | Can I interest you in another apple? | 1.2222 | 0.03546 | 189 | 153 | 30 | 6 |
2556 | Pleasssssure to meet you, I'm sssssssure. | 1.2222 | 0.04456 | 144 | 120 | 16 | 8 |
2557 | May I remind you? I was promised a very nice room of my own! | 1.2222 | 0.04272 | 153 | 127 | 18 | 8 |
2558 | Pardon me, sir, but you're sitting in my chair. | 1.2222 | 0.03658 | 180 | 146 | 28 | 6 |
2559 | Think your friends were impressed admiring me on a plaque - just wait until they see me LIVE! | 1.2222 | 0.03873 | 144 | 115 | 26 | 3 |
2560 | St. Nick is held up on a barge in the Pacific Ocean....so you get me this year..."Snake-A-Claus." | 1.2222 | 0.04107 | 162 | 134 | 20 | 8 |
2561 | Light the fire and get naked! | 1.2222 | 0.03742 | 180 | 147 | 26 | 7 |
2562 | Not quite who you were expecting? | 1.2222 | 0.03781 | 171 | 139 | 26 | 6 |
2563 | That book is off the wall. | 1.2222 | 0.04045 | 171 | 142 | 20 | 9 |
2564 | Sssssso, care to ssssshare your thoughtsssss on this week'sssss assssssignment Professssssor? Thankssssss. | 1.2222 | 0.03594 | 171 | 137 | 30 | 4 |
2565 | Looks cozy. Mind if I… slither in? | 1.2222 | 0.03916 | 162 | 132 | 24 | 6 |
2566 | This time let me read what the raven says. | 1.2222 | 0.04066 | 153 | 125 | 22 | 6 |
2567 | Wow, I can't believe you were playing dead all these years. | 1.2216 | 0.03635 | 194 | 159 | 27 | 8 |
2568 | I couldn't help but notice you're annotating 'Ulysses.' " | 1.2216 | 0.03635 | 194 | 159 | 27 | 8 |
2569 | I was confused when you cut off my tail. | 1.2216 | 0.03529 | 176 | 141 | 31 | 4 |
2570 | Pssst, that Eve and apple story is coming back to bite us. | 1.2216 | 0.03795 | 176 | 144 | 25 | 7 |
2571 | Hey dude, got a match? | 1.2216 | 0.03644 | 167 | 134 | 29 | 4 |
2572 | Godammit! I specifically asked for a living room without a glory hole. | 1.2216 | 0.03929 | 167 | 137 | 23 | 7 |
2573 | Do you think the butler did it? | 1.2215 | 0.03661 | 158 | 126 | 29 | 3 |
2574 | Could you light the fire as it's getting chilly in here! | 1.2215 | 0.03875 | 158 | 128 | 25 | 5 |
2575 | It's going to be a little hot living above the fireplace | 1.2215 | 0.03875 | 158 | 128 | 25 | 5 |
2576 | Is it because you are related to Adam? It was Eve's fault... | 1.2215 | 0.03875 | 158 | 128 | 25 | 5 |
2577 | Let me help you get wrapped up in your book. | 1.2215 | 0.03769 | 158 | 127 | 27 | 4 |
2578 | I've read that before. | 1.2215 | 0.04175 | 158 | 131 | 19 | 8 |
2579 | Could I have my back rub Early tonight? | 1.2215 | 0.04175 | 158 | 131 | 19 | 8 |
2580 | Memories that come back to haunt you when you least expect them!!! | 1.2215 | 0.04023 | 149 | 121 | 23 | 5 |
2581 | Wanna play dead again? | 1.2215 | 0.04023 | 149 | 121 | 23 | 5 |
2582 | Jussst keep telling yourssself Freud wasss wrong. That'sss it. | 1.2215 | 0.04134 | 149 | 122 | 21 | 6 |
2583 | Don't worry, I do a great fish impression. | 1.2215 | 0.03909 | 149 | 120 | 25 | 4 |
2584 | Haven't you learned yet not to trust a forked tongue? | 1.2215 | 0.04023 | 149 | 121 | 23 | 5 |
2585 | Thanks to me the termites are gone! | 1.2215 | 0.03909 | 149 | 120 | 25 | 4 |
2586 | I can’t read, but sssome of my favorite moviesss are Tremorsss, Love at Firssst Bite, and Sssplendor in the Grasss | 1.2215 | 0.03909 | 149 | 120 | 25 | 4 |
2587 | One heck of a staring contest. | 1.2215 | 0.04134 | 149 | 122 | 21 | 6 |
2588 | Okay,okay,just ONE more bedtime story." | 1.2215 | 0.04023 | 149 | 121 | 23 | 5 |
2589 | I may not be able to hang next Friday. | 1.2214 | 0.04064 | 140 | 113 | 23 | 4 |
2590 | I made a deal with your taxidermist,but didn’t keep my word! | 1.2214 | 0.04064 | 140 | 113 | 23 | 4 |
2591 | It’sssssss pronounced ‘serpenTEEN’ not ‘serpenTYNE’. | 1.2214 | 0.03935 | 140 | 112 | 25 | 3 |
2592 | It is a little late to read up on how to mount a snake | 1.2214 | 0.03935 | 140 | 112 | 25 | 3 |
2593 | Psst! Don't get too wound up in it. | 1.2214 | 0.04309 | 140 | 115 | 19 | 6 |
2594 | Books, books, books! Don't you love me anymore? | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2595 | That wouldn't be the Book of Genesis by any chance, would it? The part about the apple never gets old. | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
2596 | You make a good point. It's hard to figure where my neck ends. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2597 | Readings in hisstory. | 1.2209 | 0.03670 | 172 | 139 | 28 | 5 |
2598 | What have you done with Eve? | 1.2209 | 0.03894 | 163 | 133 | 24 | 6 |
2599 | HAVE YOU SEEN A MOUSE RUN BY? | 1.2209 | 0.03990 | 163 | 134 | 22 | 7 |
2600 | Eve said it's fine to have the apple pie. | 1.2209 | 0.03894 | 163 | 133 | 24 | 6 |
2601 | I asked for a taxidermist. I got a ventriloquist. | 1.2209 | 0.03894 | 163 | 133 | 24 | 6 |
2602 | Who do you think did it? | 1.2208 | 0.04247 | 154 | 128 | 18 | 8 |
2603 | Thanks for being a ‘vegan’ trophy hunter! | 1.2208 | 0.04146 | 154 | 127 | 20 | 7 |
2604 | Time to get wrapped up in a good book? | 1.2208 | 0.03714 | 154 | 123 | 28 | 3 |
2605 | Should’ve stuck with a deer head | 1.2207 | 0.03723 | 145 | 115 | 28 | 2 |
2606 | You've now got a trophy-pig-in-the-python problem..... | 1.2207 | 0.04428 | 145 | 121 | 16 | 8 |
2607 | Keep reading, I wass lisstening | 1.2207 | 0.04206 | 145 | 119 | 20 | 6 |
2608 | Bookmark it; your turn on the wall starts now. | 1.2207 | 0.03849 | 145 | 116 | 26 | 3 |
2609 | Going to try to claim that you're also a bookworm? | 1.2207 | 0.03723 | 145 | 115 | 28 | 2 |
2610 | I hope that book will show you the difference between a deer and a snake! | 1.2206 | 0.04264 | 136 | 111 | 20 | 5 |
2611 | Can we talk? | 1.2205 | 0.03544 | 195 | 159 | 29 | 7 |
2612 | I am accustomed to a warmer climate, so I ask you, politely, to light the fire....or else! | 1.2205 | 0.04460 | 127 | 104 | 18 | 5 |
2613 | Those are not snake eyes. | 1.2205 | 0.04460 | 127 | 104 | 18 | 5 |
2614 | Anything interesting about me? | 1.2203 | 0.03602 | 177 | 143 | 29 | 5 |
2615 | :Knowledge is Godlike! The murders are solved on page 305." | 1.2203 | 0.03860 | 177 | 146 | 23 | 8 |
2616 | That was a cold-blooded Zoom layoff announcement John. I'm proud of you. | 1.2203 | 0.03690 | 177 | 144 | 27 | 6 |
2617 | You rang ? | 1.2203 | 0.03690 | 177 | 144 | 27 | 6 |
2618 | These nightly intrusions were not what Frank had had in mind when the dealer sold him a ‘conversation piece’ for the living room. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2619 | You think reading's bad, wait till you try fucking, | 1.2202 | 0.03816 | 168 | 137 | 25 | 6 |
2620 | Do you realize the pages of your book come from the Tree of Knowledge? | 1.2202 | 0.03721 | 168 | 136 | 27 | 5 |
2621 | If there’s a snake on the mantle in Act I, it better go off in Act II. Otherwise don’t put it there. | 1.2201 | 0.03955 | 159 | 130 | 23 | 6 |
2622 | pssst -- Ned Stark dies at the end. | 1.2201 | 0.03853 | 159 | 129 | 25 | 5 |
2623 | He is a boa. We cuddle in winter to save on firewood | 1.2200 | 0.03885 | 150 | 121 | 25 | 4 |
2624 | They said it was a fossilized egg.... | 1.2200 | 0.03768 | 150 | 120 | 27 | 3 |
2625 | Hiss-s-s time for your bedtime hug... | 1.2200 | 0.04217 | 150 | 124 | 19 | 7 |
2626 | They are rehabbing the apartment next door and killing off the mice! | 1.2199 | 0.03779 | 141 | 112 | 27 | 2 |
2627 | Sorry, no apple available | 1.2199 | 0.04281 | 141 | 116 | 19 | 6 |
2628 | 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is one of my favorites, too. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2629 | The part about the dragon hits too close to home. | 1.2197 | 0.03557 | 173 | 139 | 30 | 4 |
2630 | Looking back, I regret never ordering the chicken. | 1.2197 | 0.03917 | 173 | 143 | 22 | 8 |
2631 | That is not what I pictured when they talk about bookworms. | 1.2197 | 0.03830 | 173 | 142 | 24 | 7 |
2632 | We have so much in common...I don't feel the effects of acid either. | 1.2195 | 0.03873 | 164 | 134 | 24 | 6 |
2633 | My species prefers William Snakespeare. | 1.2195 | 0.04062 | 164 | 136 | 20 | 8 |
2634 | Can I interest you in a slice of apple pie? I've learned how to bake since Eden. | 1.2195 | 0.04695 | 123 | 102 | 15 | 6 |
2635 | Do you really think it was all about an apple? | 1.2195 | 0.03465 | 164 | 130 | 32 | 2 |
2636 | Just a teensy bite of the apple I happen to have from the Tree of Knowledge can save you all that reading. | 1.2194 | 0.04018 | 155 | 127 | 22 | 6 |
2637 | Would you mind removing everything that's not digestible? | 1.2194 | 0.04018 | 155 | 127 | 22 | 6 |
2638 | You seemed to be wrapped-up in that book! | 1.2194 | 0.03804 | 155 | 125 | 26 | 4 |
2639 | Nice, but don’t forget I’m cold blooded. Any plans on lighting the fire or should I find some other warm place. | 1.2194 | 0.03692 | 155 | 124 | 28 | 3 |
2640 | I can get you a piece of that great apple pie you promised not to eat. | 1.2194 | 0.03913 | 155 | 126 | 24 | 5 |
2641 | Listen I know God told you not to eat the forbidden book,but come on it looks so tasty! | 1.2194 | 0.04018 | 155 | 127 | 22 | 6 |
2642 | This whole Pokemon Go thing is getting out of hand... | 1.2194 | 0.03692 | 155 | 124 | 28 | 3 |
2643 | Psst ... can we go back to the good part with Eve? | 1.2194 | 0.03804 | 155 | 125 | 26 | 4 |
2644 | Yes I was stuffed before but now I'm ready to squeeze a few more laughs out of you and wring in the New Year. | 1.2192 | 0.04291 | 146 | 121 | 18 | 7 |
2645 | I sssswear I won’t sssssspoil | 1.2192 | 0.04506 | 146 | 123 | 14 | 9 |
2646 | Come on. You did promise me a rat for desert. | 1.2192 | 0.03947 | 146 | 118 | 24 | 4 |
2647 | Listen, pal, all that stuff about the serpent and the apple was just junk your ex-wife made up to give me some bad press. | 1.2192 | 0.03947 | 146 | 118 | 24 | 4 |
2648 | Don't worry, if I eat you I won't be able to slither back into my hole. | 1.2192 | 0.03947 | 146 | 118 | 24 | 4 |
2649 | My name should be on that plaque. Ana Conda. | 1.2190 | 0.04236 | 137 | 112 | 20 | 5 |
2650 | Do you really think your friendssss will think I'm a sssstag? | 1.2190 | 0.04236 | 137 | 112 | 20 | 5 |
2651 | This man-eating reptile is known for faking its death. | 1.2189 | 0.03795 | 169 | 138 | 25 | 6 |
2652 | Fake news - my granddaddy said in reality it was a squirrel who suggested the apple to Eve and our lot took The Fall. | 1.2188 | 0.03727 | 160 | 129 | 27 | 4 |
2653 | Don’t believe everything the Bible tells you about me. I really do have your best interests at heart. | 1.2188 | 0.03831 | 160 | 130 | 25 | 5 |
2654 | Read that one about The Garden of Eden. | 1.2188 | 0.03933 | 160 | 131 | 23 | 6 |
2655 | Go ahead, baby, light my fire. | 1.2188 | 0.03417 | 192 | 155 | 32 | 5 |
2656 | I'm out of cats. Try a sip of wine. | 1.2188 | 0.04222 | 160 | 134 | 17 | 9 |
2657 | I'm a speed reader. Could you turn the pages faster? | 1.2188 | 0.03831 | 160 | 130 | 25 | 5 |
2658 | Turn the page. I’ve finished reading it. | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2659 | Snitches get stitches. | 1.2188 | 0.03727 | 160 | 129 | 27 | 4 |
2660 | Mind telling Eve I have a message for her? | 1.2188 | 0.04031 | 160 | 132 | 21 | 7 |
2661 | Do you read bedtime stories to taxidermied snake? | 1.2188 | 0.04031 | 160 | 132 | 21 | 7 |
2662 | What the hell happened to Eve? | 1.2186 | 0.03686 | 183 | 150 | 26 | 7 |
2663 | Remember that apple I gave you? I want it back. | 1.2185 | 0.03975 | 151 | 123 | 23 | 5 |
2664 | I also love reading about hisssstory! | 1.2185 | 0.03975 | 151 | 123 | 23 | 5 |
2665 | When's Persephone coming home? | 1.2185 | 0.03975 | 151 | 123 | 23 | 5 |
2666 | I am from Amazon. Can I be your Bookworm? | 1.2184 | 0.03896 | 174 | 144 | 22 | 8 |
2667 | Ooh, 'Harry Potter.' Is it the one with that big-ass serpent? | 1.2183 | 0.04135 | 142 | 116 | 21 | 5 |
2668 | On tonight’s mid-night shock watch...The Picture of Anacondorian Gray | 1.2183 | 0.04483 | 142 | 119 | 15 | 8 |
2669 | Maybe it's time you get a cat to take care of your mice problem. | 1.2183 | 0.04254 | 142 | 117 | 19 | 6 |
2670 | But the dog gets to make a dignified entrance. | 1.2183 | 0.03361 | 197 | 159 | 33 | 5 |
2671 | You and I both know you're afraid of snakes. | 1.2182 | 0.03655 | 165 | 133 | 28 | 4 |
2672 | My eyes are getting weaker; you need to start reading out loud. | 1.2182 | 0.04130 | 165 | 138 | 18 | 9 |
2673 | that ones a bit bland, try " where's waldo" | 1.2182 | 0.03655 | 165 | 133 | 28 | 4 |
2674 | Your taxidermist is a fraud! | 1.2182 | 0.03655 | 165 | 133 | 28 | 4 |
2675 | May I have a tongue in your ear? | 1.2182 | 0.03755 | 165 | 134 | 26 | 5 |
2676 | Read me the part about parseltongue again. | 1.2180 | 0.04444 | 133 | 110 | 17 | 6 |
2677 | Turn the page, pleassssse. | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2678 | Sherlock Holmes, excellent choice...allow me to recommend The Adventure of the Speckled Band. | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2679 | I like big butts and I cannot lie. | 1.2179 | 0.03995 | 156 | 128 | 22 | 6 |
2680 | Yes, Steven. I faked being slayed. | 1.2179 | 0.03782 | 156 | 126 | 26 | 4 |
2681 | Can I have a sssip? | 1.2179 | 0.03782 | 156 | 126 | 26 | 4 |
2682 | Let's unwind and read Through the Looking-Glass together again | 1.2179 | 0.03890 | 156 | 127 | 24 | 5 |
2683 | Sssssssshoulda mounted the deer head. | 1.2179 | 0.03782 | 156 | 126 | 26 | 4 |
2684 | S - s - s -s -s - s - Social Media | 1.2179 | 0.04197 | 156 | 130 | 18 | 8 |
2685 | Ssseriously, ssstop sssulking and ssscan sssection sssixty ssseven. | 1.2179 | 0.03902 | 179 | 149 | 21 | 9 |
2686 | Psssst. Apple cider. Apple cider. Apple cider. | 1.2177 | 0.03803 | 147 | 118 | 26 | 3 |
2687 | Now, Edgar will understand the true meaning of “Sustainable Hunting”. | 1.2177 | 0.04265 | 147 | 122 | 18 | 7 |
2688 | I think I've had enough growth hormone | 1.2177 | 0.04154 | 147 | 121 | 20 | 6 |
2689 | How would you like it if I mounted your head in my cave? | 1.2177 | 0.04373 | 147 | 123 | 16 | 8 |
2690 | The plumber is snaking the pipes, but made a mistake! | 1.2177 | 0.04154 | 147 | 121 | 20 | 6 |
2691 | You were thinking 'trophy', I was thinking 'revenge'! | 1.2177 | 0.04040 | 147 | 120 | 22 | 5 |
2692 | How did you not notice? | 1.2177 | 0.04581 | 147 | 125 | 12 | 10 |
2693 | Chickens aren't the only things that come home to roost. | 1.2176 | 0.03586 | 170 | 137 | 29 | 4 |
2694 | I know we’ve been over this but it’s just that… You’re not presenting my best part | 1.2174 | 0.03707 | 161 | 130 | 27 | 4 |
2695 | I appreciate that you are “woke,” but I don’t need a hug right now. | 1.2174 | 0.04208 | 138 | 113 | 20 | 5 |
2696 | Don’t worry, I’m not poisonous.” | 1.2174 | 0.04198 | 161 | 135 | 17 | 9 |
2697 | I've been waiting for you, Harry Potter. | 1.2174 | 0.04008 | 161 | 133 | 21 | 7 |
2698 | What do you think "trophy" really means? | 1.2174 | 0.03910 | 161 | 132 | 23 | 6 |
2699 | Savoring the ending? | 1.2174 | 0.03810 | 161 | 131 | 25 | 5 |
2700 | Looking at all the photo albums in the world isn't going to get her back. It's time to move on Jeff. | 1.2174 | 0.04570 | 138 | 116 | 14 | 8 |
2701 | Now I’m going to be stuffed. | 1.2171 | 0.03613 | 175 | 142 | 28 | 5 |
2702 | Speak up, I'm hard of hearing. | 1.2171 | 0.03613 | 175 | 142 | 28 | 5 |
2703 | Who did you expect? Monty Python. | 1.2171 | 0.04370 | 152 | 128 | 15 | 9 |
2704 | Look at me as an EXTENSION of yourself. | 1.2171 | 0.04060 | 152 | 125 | 21 | 6 |
2705 | Read me the part about the tree of knowledge of good and evil again. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
2706 | That's right! I have been playing possum for over 20 years! | 1.2171 | 0.03806 | 129 | 102 | 26 | 1 |
2707 | I just love good hissssstorical fiction | 1.2169 | 0.03360 | 189 | 152 | 33 | 4 |
2708 | Read me the one about the serpent who played 'possum. | 1.2169 | 0.03831 | 166 | 136 | 24 | 6 |
2709 | Even medusa likes to read. | 1.2169 | 0.03831 | 166 | 136 | 24 | 6 |
2710 | Long time no see! Where's the wife? | 1.2169 | 0.04017 | 166 | 138 | 20 | 8 |
2711 | Please read to me my favorite Sherlock Holmes story, "The Speckled Band." | 1.2169 | 0.03533 | 166 | 133 | 30 | 3 |
2712 | Is that book about Apples? I know a great book about Apples... | 1.2169 | 0.03831 | 166 | 136 | 24 | 6 |
2713 | Anaconda wants a hug. | 1.2169 | 0.04017 | 166 | 138 | 20 | 8 |
2714 | I was finding my way to the fruit tree in the middle of some garden, then 'smite!' I'm your mantle.... | 1.2168 | 0.03987 | 143 | 116 | 23 | 4 |
2715 | Can we discuss the conclusion of my story? | 1.2168 | 0.04227 | 143 | 118 | 19 | 6 |
2716 | Dog-ear the page. No one will see. | 1.2166 | 0.04364 | 157 | 133 | 14 | 10 |
2717 | Where are the apples? | 1.2166 | 0.04073 | 157 | 130 | 20 | 7 |
2718 | Where are your reading glassssesss, George? | 1.2166 | 0.04269 | 157 | 132 | 16 | 9 |
2719 | Isn't it about time to call a chimney sweep. I haven't eaten in a year. | 1.2166 | 0.03537 | 157 | 125 | 30 | 2 |
2720 | I'm no longer feeling head over heels. | 1.2165 | 0.03305 | 194 | 156 | 34 | 4 |
2721 | Buy Apple | 1.2164 | 0.04285 | 134 | 110 | 19 | 5 |
2722 | Put the book down Mr. Lovecraft. I have a deal for you. | 1.2164 | 0.04285 | 134 | 110 | 19 | 5 |
2723 | Well no, this is not quite my idea of Eden either | 1.2164 | 0.04285 | 134 | 110 | 19 | 5 |
2724 | I think the plot of this book is really a stretch! | 1.2164 | 0.04152 | 134 | 109 | 21 | 4 |
2725 | Taxxssssssidermy ????? | 1.2164 | 0.03662 | 171 | 139 | 27 | 5 |
2726 | Yeah, we don't actually need to the can to spring out. | 1.2164 | 0.04021 | 171 | 143 | 19 | 9 |
2727 | It ain't necessarily so. | 1.2164 | 0.03662 | 171 | 139 | 27 | 5 |
2728 | The new taxidermist demanded CASH payment up front but he did the job for just HALF the other quote. | 1.2162 | 0.04016 | 148 | 121 | 22 | 5 |
2729 | You’re overdoing the J.K. Rowling and the cognac | 1.2162 | 0.04016 | 148 | 121 | 22 | 5 |
2730 | 0h, let’s keep it a secret, OK? | 1.2162 | 0.04016 | 148 | 121 | 22 | 5 |
2731 | Bottoms up! | 1.2162 | 0.03569 | 185 | 151 | 28 | 6 |
2732 | Please read me "Goodnight Moon" one more time. | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 148 | 122 | 20 | 6 |
2733 | I am tired of pretending to be your trophy catch. It’s time for you AND me both to “come out”… | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 148 | 122 | 20 | 6 |
2734 | I guess I should have been more specific when I asked for a shoulder mount. | 1.2162 | 0.04238 | 148 | 123 | 18 | 7 |
2735 | Your swordfish was a bit stale. I'm still hungry. | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 148 | 122 | 20 | 6 |
2736 | Did it ever occur to you that I might be hibernating? | 1.2162 | 0.04016 | 148 | 121 | 22 | 5 |
2737 | It's more convenient on an Apple. | 1.2162 | 0.04016 | 148 | 121 | 22 | 5 |
2738 | I thought you said we were going out tonight. | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 148 | 122 | 20 | 6 |
2739 | The stepfather did it. | 1.2160 | 0.03789 | 162 | 132 | 25 | 5 |
2740 | Couldn't we watch Squid Games instead? | 1.2160 | 0.03986 | 162 | 134 | 21 | 7 |
2741 | Eve will have a special treat from the orchard for the meal today. | 1.2160 | 0.03581 | 162 | 130 | 29 | 3 |
2742 | Are you still blaming me for the apple I gave to Eve? I brought you some wine to say I'm sorry. | 1.2160 | 0.04265 | 162 | 137 | 15 | 10 |
2743 | Imagine the chagrin if your friends learned of the charade—that I was but a fake stuffed serpent’s head? | 1.2160 | 0.03789 | 162 | 132 | 25 | 5 |
2744 | That taxidermy manual is really antiquated.” | 1.2158 | 0.04181 | 139 | 114 | 20 | 5 |
2745 | Pretty snaky, don't you think? | 1.2158 | 0.03923 | 139 | 112 | 24 | 3 |
2746 | You don't need to read a book to know how a glory hole works. Now start suckin'. | 1.2158 | 0.04423 | 139 | 116 | 16 | 7 |
2747 | Could you pour me a Chardonnay? |