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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-12-05T22:35:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-12-19T22:36:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-12-13T22:36:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 20, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6304 |
Number of responses | 771572 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | What makes you think he just wants you as something on the side ? | 1.8622 | 0.01558 | 2677 | 1079 | 888 | 710 |
1 | It's perfectly normal to feel depressed around the hollandaise." | 1.8455 | 0.01228 | 4827 | 2188 | 1197 | 1442 |
2 | …And is the ‘Green Giant’ in the room with us right now? | 1.8431 | 0.01557 | 2773 | 1183 | 842 | 748 |
3 | When I saw 'B. Spears' on my schedule, I expected someone else. | 1.8269 | 0.01662 | 2427 | 1060 | 727 | 640 |
4 | Usually, I treat couch potatoes. | 1.7993 | 0.01384 | 3328 | 1461 | 1074 | 793 |
5 | Believe in yourself. If cauliflower can become pizza, you can do anything. | 1.7938 | 0.01528 | 2731 | 1210 | 874 | 647 |
6 | And how did being left on the plate make you feel? | 1.7702 | 0.01467 | 2828 | 1260 | 958 | 610 |
7 | No, I'd say you're completely sane. I'm the one talking to a giant stick of broccoli. | 1.7686 | 0.01729 | 2204 | 1040 | 634 | 530 |
8 | If you think it’s not easy being green, you should try being black. | 1.7651 | 0.01381 | 3521 | 1693 | 962 | 866 |
9 | I'm afraid that you're in a persistent vegetative state. | 1.7503 | 0.01281 | 3805 | 1781 | 1193 | 831 |
10 | I'm afraid our time is up, although you really need another 10 minutes. | 1.7489 | 0.01757 | 1967 | 906 | 649 | 412 |
11 | It appears that you have Florets syndrome. | 1.7486 | 0.01441 | 3071 | 1462 | 919 | 690 |
12 | I'm going to prescribe a mild fertilizer. | 1.7476 | 0.01306 | 3522 | 1615 | 1181 | 726 |
13 | What happened after they invited you for a dip? | 1.7424 | 0.01282 | 3695 | 1721 | 1205 | 769 |
14 | You seem to be suffering from an edible complex. | 1.7320 | 0.01747 | 1974 | 930 | 643 | 401 |
15 | Did my mom send you? | 1.7292 | 0.01899 | 1721 | 830 | 527 | 364 |
16 | It appears you’re stuck in a persistent vegetative state. | 1.7260 | 0.01765 | 1861 | 864 | 643 | 354 |
17 | So, you feel you’re being stalked? | 1.7256 | 0.01485 | 2664 | 1248 | 899 | 517 |
18 | It's not just your kids that hate you. All kids hate you. | 1.7241 | 0.01231 | 4219 | 2091 | 1201 | 927 |
19 | Relax. Kale is a fad. Broccoli is forever. | 1.7234 | 0.01705 | 1938 | 888 | 698 | 352 |
20 | Yes, you are good for them, but are they good for you? | 1.7209 | 0.01672 | 2096 | 988 | 705 | 403 |
21 | When did you first suspect you're genetically modified? | 1.7198 | 0.01312 | 3397 | 1603 | 1143 | 651 |
22 | Maybe she has a lot on her plate? | 1.7185 | 0.01829 | 1819 | 881 | 569 | 369 |
23 | You have an unresolved edible complex. | 1.7172 | 0.01645 | 2281 | 1117 | 692 | 472 |
24 | You aren’t paranoid — most people do hate you. | 1.7152 | 0.01714 | 2054 | 995 | 649 | 410 |
25 | I'm sick of hearing about kale,too. | 1.7074 | 0.01580 | 2290 | 1087 | 786 | 417 |
26 | No, you're not imagining it. No one likes you. | 1.6967 | 0.01643 | 2199 | 1087 | 692 | 420 |
27 | Let me start our session by admitting that I have never liked you | 1.6966 | 0.01539 | 2485 | 1222 | 795 | 468 |
28 | Let's explore what's making you so bitter. | 1.6913 | 0.01915 | 1474 | 696 | 537 | 241 |
29 | It's not a bad thing for people to like you for your head and not your body... | 1.6852 | 0.01602 | 2297 | 1152 | 716 | 429 |
30 | So you were assigned ‘tree’ at sprouting, but identify as ‘broccoli’? | 1.6822 | 0.01659 | 2228 | 1149 | 638 | 441 |
31 | Visualize yourself as a main dish. | 1.6799 | 0.01613 | 2159 | 1062 | 726 | 371 |
32 | You're not wrong, most kids do hate you. | 1.6789 | 0.01871 | 1666 | 839 | 523 | 304 |
33 | You are a tree! You have to expect certain things from a dog. | 1.6772 | 0.01980 | 1515 | 773 | 458 | 284 |
34 | I’m going to have to refer you to our branch office. | 1.6751 | 0.01866 | 1548 | 750 | 551 | 247 |
35 | Unlike cauliflower, you made it this far without white privilege. | 1.6742 | 0.01790 | 1909 | 996 | 539 | 374 |
36 | Maybe finding your roots will give us some answers. | 1.6726 | 0.01769 | 1729 | 843 | 609 | 277 |
37 | No, you’re not crazy. Very few people like you. | 1.6673 | 0.01631 | 2131 | 1076 | 688 | 367 |
38 | Nobody liked kale ten years ago. | 1.6633 | 0.02110 | 1185 | 579 | 426 | 180 |
39 | Your kids may not like you now, but they will someday. | 1.6571 | 0.01844 | 1598 | 802 | 542 | 254 |
40 | It's time to tell your parents you are deciduous. | 1.6492 | 0.02016 | 1374 | 709 | 438 | 227 |
41 | Have you considered the hot tub might not be the best place for you to relax? | 1.6466 | 0.01884 | 1582 | 822 | 497 | 263 |
42 | Listen, kids don’t like me either. | 1.6420 | 0.03213 | 514 | 261 | 176 | 77 |
43 | This feeling of being unwanted and unloved, you say it happens around dinnertime every night? | 1.6409 | 0.01982 | 1356 | 692 | 459 | 205 |
44 | Comparing yourself to Kale will only lead to more suffering. | 1.6395 | 0.01913 | 1531 | 804 | 475 | 252 |
45 | Why do you think you need Cheese to feel complete? | 1.6389 | 0.01909 | 1407 | 706 | 503 | 198 |
46 | Wow--you really seem steamed! | 1.6371 | 0.02028 | 1298 | 667 | 435 | 196 |
47 | Tell me again why I should go green. | 1.6333 | 0.02286 | 1358 | 822 | 212 | 324 |
48 | You think no one likes you, yet you're always invited to the party platter? | 1.6309 | 0.02712 | 699 | 356 | 245 | 98 |
49 | Those voices are not in your head, they're squirrels. | 1.6286 | 0.02206 | 1260 | 707 | 314 | 239 |
50 | Ok, now I'm going to grill you. | 1.6268 | 0.02154 | 1171 | 618 | 372 | 181 |
51 | While I'm not a nutritionist, I can assure you, you ARE good for him. | 1.6209 | 0.02127 | 1216 | 652 | 373 | 191 |
52 | Cheese is not the answer. | 1.6183 | 0.02626 | 786 | 420 | 246 | 120 |
53 | Maybe it’s time for you to stop being so good for everyone else and just be good for yourself. | 1.6178 | 0.02296 | 1065 | 580 | 312 | 173 |
54 | You’re too embittered. | 1.6160 | 0.02574 | 1073 | 666 | 153 | 254 |
55 | And how long have you had these feelings of being uprooted? | 1.6000 | 0.02403 | 865 | 458 | 295 | 112 |
56 | Have you thought about putting down roots somewhere? | 1.5986 | 0.02465 | 852 | 460 | 274 | 118 |
57 | Dogs pee on ALL trees. It’s not just you. | 1.5966 | 0.02539 | 823 | 451 | 253 | 119 |
58 | Your looking at it the wrong way. People hating broccoli is actually good for you. | 1.5945 | 0.02582 | 836 | 471 | 233 | 132 |
59 | Sometimes it's good to just lay on the couch and veg. | 1.5944 | 0.02496 | 885 | 496 | 252 | 137 |
60 | Let's start when you were a broccolini... | 1.5925 | 0.02591 | 773 | 422 | 244 | 107 |
61 | In my experience, the dip is free to see other vegetables. | 1.5915 | 0.02748 | 749 | 427 | 201 | 121 |
62 | Perhaps you need to stop being good for everybody else. | 1.5849 | 0.02717 | 754 | 431 | 205 | 118 |
63 | Okay, so your stripper name is Broccolini? | 1.5848 | 0.02890 | 684 | 396 | 176 | 112 |
64 | It was my mother, wasn't it, who sent you here? | 1.5843 | 0.02809 | 700 | 399 | 193 | 108 |
65 | You fell. No one heard. Get over it. | 1.5836 | 0.02970 | 682 | 406 | 154 | 122 |
66 | and when did you realize you were just a side dish? | 1.5828 | 0.02765 | 688 | 384 | 207 | 97 |
67 | Mr. Brock, you have to be patient with therapy. After all, you have been in a vegetative state for some time. | 1.5828 | 0.02600 | 791 | 445 | 231 | 115 |
68 | We start by accepting the fact your parents were nuts. | 1.5816 | 0.02992 | 674 | 403 | 150 | 121 |
69 | What's eating you now? | 1.5794 | 0.02902 | 642 | 365 | 182 | 95 |
70 | Of course you fell. Even if no one heard. | 1.5791 | 0.02765 | 708 | 403 | 200 | 105 |
71 | So tell me do you get steamed easily ? | 1.5769 | 0.02736 | 683 | 380 | 212 | 91 |
72 | So - anger issues, I gather. You're easily steamed? | 1.5755 | 0.02708 | 695 | 387 | 216 | 92 |
73 | And how does it make you feel when you come home for the hollandaise? | 1.5750 | 0.03024 | 647 | 387 | 148 | 112 |
74 | “I am certain that when you fell, you were heard.” | 1.5724 | 0.02979 | 580 | 326 | 176 | 78 |
75 | It could be worse. The brussel sprout is here twice a week. | 1.5721 | 0.02968 | 645 | 380 | 161 | 104 |
76 | So your kids hate you? All kids hate broccoli. | 1.5698 | 0.02792 | 681 | 390 | 194 | 97 |
77 | I can see you're steamed... | 1.5694 | 0.02870 | 620 | 349 | 189 | 82 |
78 | I’m sure the kids will appreciate you when they’re older. | 1.5693 | 0.02865 | 592 | 326 | 195 | 71 |
79 | So, why do you think everyone just wants to bite your head off? | 1.5685 | 0.02955 | 584 | 329 | 178 | 77 |
80 | You can't take what children say about you so personally | 1.5665 | 0.02844 | 609 | 339 | 195 | 75 |
81 | What’s eating you? | 1.5662 | 0.03039 | 604 | 356 | 154 | 94 |
82 | You seem bitter. | 1.5656 | 0.02941 | 564 | 313 | 183 | 68 |
83 | When you said you wanted to ‘veg out,’ I thought you meant drinking beer and watching some football. | 1.5627 | 0.03051 | 558 | 320 | 162 | 76 |
84 | It's not easy being Black either. | 1.5608 | 0.03029 | 576 | 334 | 161 | 81 |
85 | You’re right. She likes you and you are good for her, but not in the way you think. | 1.5601 | 0.03081 | 541 | 310 | 159 | 72 |
86 | “Are you sure she has someone else on the side?” | 1.5600 | 0.03021 | 550 | 312 | 168 | 70 |
87 | Well I bet they like you more than homework and bedtime. | 1.5591 | 0.02771 | 626 | 349 | 204 | 73 |
88 | And you’re afraid your own kids won’t like you either? | 1.5584 | 0.02976 | 582 | 335 | 169 | 78 |
89 | Tell me about your dream that everyone wants to eat your head but hates your body. | 1.5562 | 0.03091 | 507 | 285 | 162 | 60 |
90 | Sure kale has grown in popularity as of late, but you really need to focus on what you bring to the table. | 1.5560 | 0.03109 | 545 | 318 | 151 | 76 |
91 | Of course you think no one likes you...you're broccoli. | 1.5559 | 0.02927 | 590 | 338 | 176 | 76 |
92 | I'd say it's garden-variety depression. | 1.5558 | 0.03158 | 529 | 309 | 146 | 74 |
93 | Why do YOU think you’re so bitter? | 1.5541 | 0.03055 | 545 | 314 | 160 | 71 |
94 | My kids don't like me either. | 1.5533 | 0.03030 | 535 | 304 | 166 | 65 |
95 | So what’s your pronoun? | 1.5523 | 0.03072 | 583 | 349 | 146 | 88 |
96 | I still can't let go of what George Bush said about me. | 1.5508 | 0.03039 | 541 | 311 | 162 | 68 |
97 | It's ok. Organic does not automatically mean happy. | 1.5495 | 0.03201 | 495 | 287 | 144 | 64 |
98 | Tell me how you felt when the boy said ‘yuck.’ | 1.5483 | 0.03053 | 538 | 311 | 159 | 68 |
99 | Really? She left you for broccolini? Man you must be steamed! | 1.5480 | 0.03101 | 562 | 336 | 144 | 82 |
100 | In your case, "finding your roots" is more of a necessity than a hobby. | 1.5438 | 0.03105 | 502 | 288 | 155 | 59 |
101 | To be honest we all feel a little dismayed by kale's prominence. | 1.5417 | 0.03212 | 480 | 279 | 142 | 59 |
102 | But it will turn to beautiful colors before it all falls out. | 1.5411 | 0.03222 | 499 | 296 | 136 | 67 |
103 | I’m sorry. I misunderstood when you said you were steamed. | 1.5382 | 0.03125 | 498 | 289 | 150 | 59 |
104 | It’s totally natural to feel like you are being stalked | 1.5380 | 0.03298 | 474 | 282 | 129 | 63 |
105 | So, you go limp after a few days no matter who you go home with? | 1.5374 | 0.03572 | 441 | 273 | 99 | 69 |
106 | Tell me why you feel like you're being stalked. | 1.5374 | 0.03204 | 495 | 293 | 138 | 64 |
107 | Excuse me. Tell me do you identify as tree or broccoli? | 1.5368 | 0.03172 | 544 | 333 | 130 | 81 |
108 | It could be floret’s syndrome. | 1.5358 | 0.03479 | 461 | 285 | 105 | 71 |
109 | When you decided to transition from a couch potato, what made you choose broccoli? | 1.5346 | 0.03401 | 477 | 294 | 111 | 72 |
110 | Let’s begin with why you’re steamed. | 1.5346 | 0.03362 | 477 | 291 | 117 | 69 |
111 | I note some improvement, but you're not out of the woods yet. | 1.5345 | 0.03296 | 464 | 275 | 130 | 59 |
112 | What was your third wish? | 1.5341 | 0.03586 | 425 | 261 | 101 | 63 |
113 | In order to find out who you really are, you’ll need to rediscover your roots. | 1.5341 | 0.03389 | 455 | 274 | 119 | 62 |
114 | I can tell you've been steamed. | 1.5332 | 0.03473 | 407 | 239 | 119 | 49 |
115 | Now, let’s work on your fear of dips. | 1.5327 | 0.03331 | 413 | 236 | 134 | 43 |
116 | You say all the kids at school hated you? | 1.5318 | 0.03445 | 425 | 253 | 118 | 54 |
117 | So, the voices in your head turned out to be a family of squirrels? | 1.5301 | 0.03450 | 432 | 260 | 115 | 57 |
118 | I have a degree in Psychiatree | 1.5269 | 0.03562 | 391 | 233 | 110 | 48 |
119 | It's okay to identify as a carrot... | 1.5257 | 0.03568 | 428 | 266 | 99 | 63 |
120 | So you say you have no roots? | 1.5252 | 0.03361 | 417 | 244 | 127 | 46 |
121 | And what did the dog do next? | 1.5244 | 0.03591 | 410 | 252 | 101 | 57 |
122 | If you could talk to the puppy who peed on you right now, what would you say? | 1.5241 | 0.03554 | 395 | 237 | 109 | 49 |
123 | To solve your problem we need to go back to your roots. | 1.5236 | 0.03371 | 424 | 251 | 124 | 49 |
124 | You're not alone in feeling uprooted. | 1.5230 | 0.03264 | 457 | 272 | 131 | 54 |
125 | .....you're sure she accused you of being a stalker? | 1.5227 | 0.03311 | 440 | 261 | 128 | 51 |
126 | I don't think a "Free Broccoli Spears" movement will catch on. | 1.5222 | 0.03606 | 427 | 269 | 93 | 65 |
127 | They're birds. That's where they live. | 1.5220 | 0.03386 | 410 | 241 | 124 | 45 |
128 | And that's when your mother threw away your purple rubber band? | 1.5219 | 0.04062 | 343 | 218 | 71 | 54 |
129 | You have an Oedible complex. | 1.5217 | 0.03581 | 391 | 236 | 106 | 49 |
130 | It's OK to feel angry, just try to avoid getting steamed. | 1.5206 | 0.03565 | 388 | 233 | 108 | 47 |
131 | Of course you made a sound when you fell. | 1.5175 | 0.03592 | 400 | 246 | 101 | 53 |
132 | When did you start identifying as non-cruciferous? | 1.5165 | 0.03658 | 393 | 244 | 95 | 54 |
133 | Ethically, I shouldn’t be seeing you on an empty stomach. | 1.5165 | 0.03626 | 395 | 244 | 98 | 53 |
134 | It’s not your imagination. Everybody hates you. | 1.5139 | 0.03482 | 395 | 237 | 113 | 45 |
135 | I’m afraid that’s all the thyme we have. | 1.5134 | 0.03481 | 409 | 249 | 110 | 50 |
136 | Every year we go through this. Your leaves WILL come back next spring. | 1.5094 | 0.03594 | 373 | 226 | 104 | 43 |
137 | So, you fell in the forest, but nobody heard a sound. How does that make you feel? | 1.5081 | 0.03616 | 370 | 225 | 102 | 43 |
138 | You can't make people like you. | 1.5080 | 0.03506 | 374 | 223 | 112 | 39 |
139 | It isn't anything personal, its just what dogs do. | 1.5080 | 0.03627 | 374 | 229 | 100 | 45 |
140 | Let’s focus on your fiber content instead of the assumption that nobody likes you. | 1.5077 | 0.03585 | 388 | 239 | 101 | 48 |
141 | When did you first feel a Green Giant was stalking you?. | 1.5076 | 0.03836 | 331 | 202 | 90 | 39 |
142 | Well, the bad news is that you're going to be a vegetable for he rest of your life. | 1.5067 | 0.03920 | 373 | 244 | 69 | 60 |
143 | You're not being paranoid. Most people don't like you. | 1.5066 | 0.03566 | 377 | 229 | 105 | 43 |
144 | You fell in the woods, no one was there. Yes. It is quite existential. | 1.5060 | 0.03739 | 334 | 201 | 97 | 36 |
145 | How do you feel about being cut off from your family? | 1.5055 | 0.03597 | 364 | 220 | 104 | 40 |
146 | How do you feel about no one hearing you fall? | 1.5030 | 0.03862 | 328 | 202 | 87 | 39 |
147 | You've really got to stop that stalking behavior. | 1.5030 | 0.03811 | 334 | 205 | 90 | 39 |
148 | Have you tried a simple vinaigrette conditioner? | 1.5029 | 0.03785 | 348 | 216 | 89 | 43 |
149 | Heavy is the head that wears the crown. | 1.5021 | 0.04686 | 235 | 148 | 56 | 31 |
150 | You think you're crazy? I'm talking to a tree. | 1.5015 | 0.04033 | 325 | 207 | 73 | 45 |
151 | You've got the most extreme case of persistent vegatative state I've ever seen. | 1.5015 | 0.03759 | 343 | 211 | 92 | 40 |
152 | It’s not paranoia when everyone does hate you. | 1.5014 | 0.03702 | 353 | 217 | 95 | 41 |
153 | So, you’ve been feeling disconnected from your roots lately? | 1.5000 | 0.03828 | 332 | 205 | 88 | 39 |
154 | So you're saying that in your nightmare he was neither green nor jolly? | 1.4986 | 0.03897 | 345 | 220 | 78 | 47 |
155 | Yes, but with dogs, it's a sign of respect. | 1.4985 | 0.04014 | 327 | 209 | 73 | 45 |
156 | I hate to admit this, as I’m a caring and professional therapist, but I don’t like you either. | 1.4973 | 0.03636 | 370 | 230 | 96 | 44 |
157 | I thought we were going out tonight but it looks like you just want to veg out again. | 1.4973 | 0.03562 | 366 | 223 | 104 | 39 |
158 | The good news is, you're not paranoid. The bad news is that everyone really does hate broccoli. | 1.4970 | 0.03972 | 334 | 214 | 74 | 46 |
159 | Well, if it's any consolation, at least your pee does not smell | 1.4969 | 0.04019 | 324 | 207 | 73 | 44 |
160 | In a sense, we're all in a vegetative state. | 1.4957 | 0.03644 | 349 | 213 | 99 | 37 |
161 | And you feel these changes seasonally? | 1.4955 | 0.03778 | 335 | 207 | 90 | 38 |
162 | Just get comfortable while I slip down to the break room for some Ranch. | 1.4953 | 0.03842 | 319 | 196 | 88 | 35 |
163 | Actually, "vegetative state" is a sliding scale. | 1.4938 | 0.03798 | 324 | 199 | 90 | 35 |
164 | Somebody's stalking you? | 1.4937 | 0.03920 | 316 | 197 | 82 | 37 |
165 | You’ve grown a lot since our last session. | 1.4925 | 0.03842 | 333 | 209 | 84 | 40 |
166 | But are others good for YOU? | 1.4923 | 0.03907 | 323 | 203 | 81 | 39 |
167 | No, I don’t think your fear of woks is unreasonable. | 1.4905 | 0.03816 | 316 | 194 | 89 | 33 |
168 | I can see how you're feeling a little uprooted. | 1.4899 | 0.03448 | 347 | 205 | 114 | 28 |
169 | These carrots you talk about, are they in the room with us right now? | 1.4890 | 0.03943 | 319 | 202 | 78 | 39 |
170 | Stop telling everyone you meet how good you are for them. | 1.4887 | 0.04064 | 309 | 198 | 71 | 40 |
171 | And how does that make you feel, being unable to grow in Brooklyn? | 1.4885 | 0.03861 | 305 | 187 | 87 | 31 |
172 | Thank you, you are very kind. I do my own hair. | 1.4885 | 0.03718 | 348 | 218 | 90 | 40 |
173 | Let’s go back to your salad days… | 1.4869 | 0.03961 | 306 | 192 | 79 | 35 |
174 | So, you feel you were uprooted at an early age? | 1.4868 | 0.03842 | 304 | 186 | 88 | 30 |
175 | Your partner is a Dip. | 1.4863 | 0.03901 | 329 | 210 | 78 | 41 |
176 | Do you often feel that you are being stalked? | 1.4862 | 0.04094 | 290 | 183 | 73 | 34 |
177 | So what if no one was there? You still made a sound. | 1.4845 | 0.03738 | 322 | 198 | 92 | 32 |
178 | You gotta move on from the Bush 41 comment. | 1.4841 | 0.03984 | 283 | 174 | 81 | 28 |
179 | Actually you are not delusional -- everyone does hate broccoli | 1.4821 | 0.04171 | 280 | 178 | 69 | 33 |
180 | How long have you been in this vegetative state?" | 1.4821 | 0.03951 | 307 | 194 | 78 | 35 |
181 | Let's put aside children and focus on people who like you. | 1.4820 | 0.03943 | 305 | 192 | 79 | 34 |
182 | So, you feel that kale is responsible for this insecurity? | 1.4812 | 0.03832 | 320 | 201 | 84 | 35 |
183 | I think finding your roots is a good first step. | 1.4808 | 0.04065 | 287 | 181 | 74 | 32 |
184 | And how did it make you feel when she called your whole family cruciferous? | 1.4801 | 0.04142 | 277 | 175 | 71 | 31 |
185 | This probably isn't going to help, but I also hate you. | 1.4795 | 0.04158 | 292 | 189 | 66 | 37 |
186 | You have to realize that your nightmares are not based in reality. Children do not eat broccoli. It just doesn't happen. | 1.4792 | 0.04379 | 265 | 172 | 59 | 34 |
187 | Not everyone can wear the crown. | 1.4791 | 0.04201 | 263 | 165 | 70 | 28 |
188 | Just give me two minutes and you're done. | 1.4789 | 0.04127 | 284 | 181 | 70 | 33 |
189 | So you fell in the forest and no one heard you? | 1.4787 | 0.04148 | 282 | 180 | 69 | 33 |
190 | So you are saying that no one heard you fall? | 1.4787 | 0.04207 | 305 | 203 | 58 | 44 |
191 | Let's start with your vegetable dip phobia. | 1.4773 | 0.03786 | 331 | 210 | 84 | 37 |
192 | In your case, I'd be wary of the people who say they do like you. | 1.4768 | 0.03915 | 302 | 190 | 80 | 32 |
193 | But does freedom require that you never establish any roots? | 1.4767 | 0.03819 | 300 | 185 | 87 | 28 |
194 | You don’t have an inferiority complex. People really don’t like you. | 1.4762 | 0.03934 | 294 | 184 | 80 | 30 |
195 | I know it’s not easy being green… what about being cut off from your family? Did that get you steamed? | 1.4757 | 0.04037 | 309 | 201 | 69 | 39 |
196 | Salt is a good start, Doug, but real flavor comes from within. | 1.4757 | 0.04084 | 288 | 184 | 71 | 33 |
197 | She called me a stalker. | 1.4748 | 0.03717 | 318 | 197 | 91 | 30 |
198 | I WAS the superfood and now it’s all kale, kale, kale. | 1.4743 | 0.04534 | 253 | 167 | 52 | 34 |
199 | I don’t trust vegetarians either. | 1.4742 | 0.04052 | 291 | 186 | 72 | 33 |
200 | That's not what I meant when I suggested you branch out a bit. | 1.4739 | 0.04064 | 287 | 183 | 72 | 32 |
201 | We all suffer loss. You should be grateful yours is seasonal and not permanent. | 1.4737 | 0.03993 | 285 | 179 | 77 | 29 |
202 | You’re a deciduous tree. It’s November. You’ve got to let go. | 1.4729 | 0.04260 | 258 | 164 | 66 | 28 |
203 | You can crash on my couch, but you’re on your own if she catches you dipping again with a side dish. | 1.4716 | 0.04469 | 282 | 193 | 45 | 44 |
204 | I don’t like you either. | 1.4706 | 0.04354 | 272 | 180 | 56 | 36 |
205 | Well, we can't all be kale | 1.4706 | 0.04260 | 272 | 177 | 62 | 33 |
206 | Maybe you just imagine it's always the same dog. | 1.4696 | 0.04509 | 247 | 162 | 54 | 31 |
207 | You know there are other partners besides melted cheese | 1.4695 | 0.04211 | 262 | 167 | 67 | 28 |
208 | I see you've been to my barber. | 1.4672 | 0.04140 | 274 | 176 | 68 | 30 |
209 | I think we’re seeing some growth here. | 1.4659 | 0.04355 | 264 | 174 | 57 | 33 |
210 | So, you're worried about being stalked? | 1.4653 | 0.04051 | 288 | 186 | 70 | 32 |
211 | Tell me more about feeling stalked. | 1.4648 | 0.04388 | 256 | 168 | 57 | 31 |
212 | How long have you had this feeling that children hate you? | 1.4648 | 0.04353 | 256 | 167 | 59 | 30 |
213 | So you feel rootless? | 1.4647 | 0.03887 | 269 | 165 | 83 | 21 |
214 | Are you still having that nightmare about the salad spinner? | 1.4645 | 0.04205 | 282 | 186 | 61 | 35 |
215 | I suggest we dig into your roots a bit. | 1.4643 | 0.03601 | 308 | 188 | 97 | 23 |
216 | Before I accept you as a patient, do you mind my asking if you are deciduous? | 1.4638 | 0.04020 | 276 | 175 | 74 | 27 |
217 | People rarely come here just to veg out on the couch. | 1.4635 | 0.04008 | 274 | 173 | 75 | 26 |
218 | Have you thought about seeing other trees, even if you can’t see the forest? | 1.4633 | 0.04070 | 300 | 198 | 65 | 37 |
219 | It's perfectly normal to feel nobody likes you. | 1.4632 | 0.03995 | 272 | 171 | 76 | 25 |
220 | Well of course nobody loves you. You're broccoli." | 1.4627 | 0.04184 | 255 | 162 | 68 | 25 |
221 | Well, it certainly is possible that no one heard you fall in that forest. But, rest assured, I’m listening now. | 1.4627 | 0.04184 | 255 | 162 | 68 | 25 |
222 | No, it’s not cultural appropriation. That’s your hair. | 1.4627 | 0.04240 | 268 | 175 | 62 | 31 |
223 | Being uprooted is never easy. | 1.4625 | 0.04208 | 253 | 161 | 67 | 25 |
224 | Yes of course I like you - I like all my vegetables. | 1.4618 | 0.03896 | 275 | 171 | 81 | 23 |
225 | You have to stop obsessing about Brussel Sprouts, they had their moment in the sun, you will too! | 1.4615 | 0.04051 | 273 | 174 | 72 | 27 |
226 | I'm sorry, but couch broccoli doesn't quite have the right ring to it. | 1.4612 | 0.04269 | 232 | 145 | 67 | 20 |
227 | Don't let the little stuff worry you. You're doing a great job getting carbon out of the atmosphere. | 1.4609 | 0.04280 | 256 | 166 | 62 | 28 |
228 | I think you'll be much better after some time in the steam room. | 1.4604 | 0.04275 | 265 | 174 | 60 | 31 |
229 | Look, kids hate you and after 6 weeks of this I am not to fond of you either. | 1.4603 | 0.04182 | 252 | 160 | 68 | 24 |
230 | Well, at least you're healthy." | 1.4600 | 0.04206 | 250 | 159 | 67 | 24 |
231 | So, let me get this right. There was nobody there and you still made a sound? | 1.4600 | 0.04429 | 250 | 165 | 55 | 30 |
232 | What do you think this stems from? | 1.4595 | 0.04208 | 259 | 167 | 65 | 27 |
233 | And have you tried telling the dog how that makes you feel? | 1.4591 | 0.04303 | 257 | 168 | 60 | 29 |
234 | To begin, let's talk about this fear of boiling water. | 1.4590 | 0.04434 | 244 | 160 | 56 | 28 |
235 | You have so much more to add to a relationship than just fibre. | 1.4588 | 0.04032 | 255 | 159 | 75 | 21 |
236 | Why is it important that everyone like you? | 1.4582 | 0.03939 | 299 | 194 | 73 | 32 |
237 | At least you're not a couch potato. | 1.4582 | 0.04268 | 251 | 162 | 63 | 26 |
238 | Your sense of self-worth shouldn’t depend on whether you’re organic or not. | 1.4581 | 0.04379 | 227 | 144 | 62 | 21 |
239 | So, you're worried your salad days are all behind you? | 1.4580 | 0.04137 | 262 | 168 | 68 | 26 |
240 | In your case, stalking isn't a crime. | 1.4571 | 0.04382 | 245 | 160 | 58 | 27 |
241 | So you'd rather be a couch potato? | 1.4571 | 0.04678 | 245 | 168 | 42 | 35 |
242 | Deep down, you know why your children won't have you for dinner. | 1.4571 | 0.04071 | 280 | 182 | 68 | 30 |
243 | Maybe you are carrying this plant based thing too far. | 1.4567 | 0.03978 | 289 | 187 | 72 | 30 |
244 | Who's stalking you? | 1.4567 | 0.04194 | 254 | 163 | 66 | 25 |
245 | If you really love this cauliflower, who cares if her parents approve? | 1.4566 | 0.03925 | 265 | 165 | 79 | 21 |
246 | But does everybody HAVE to like you? | 1.4563 | 0.04437 | 252 | 168 | 53 | 31 |
247 | Give it to me raw | 1.4557 | 0.04287 | 237 | 151 | 64 | 22 |
248 | Life is roughage. | 1.4553 | 0.04158 | 257 | 165 | 67 | 25 |
249 | So, what makes you think you’re being stalked? | 1.4549 | 0.04238 | 244 | 156 | 65 | 23 |
250 | You may be good for lots of people, but let’s focus on what’s good for YOU. | 1.4538 | 0.04194 | 260 | 169 | 64 | 27 |
251 | And then the dog lifted his leg ...? | 1.4533 | 0.03916 | 289 | 186 | 75 | 28 |
252 | And when were you first told that you’d never be a superfood? | 1.4531 | 0.04169 | 256 | 165 | 66 | 25 |
253 | First of all, no food on the couch. | 1.4519 | 0.04539 | 239 | 160 | 50 | 29 |
254 | I am sure you made a sound even if no one was there. | 1.4516 | 0.04378 | 248 | 164 | 56 | 28 |
255 | Getting people to like you just requires simple things. Try a smile and some cheese sauce | 1.4508 | 0.03827 | 295 | 189 | 79 | 27 |
256 | Honestly, I don’t like you either. | 1.4505 | 0.04112 | 273 | 179 | 65 | 29 |
257 | It’s okay if you don’t like kids, they don’t like you either | 1.4504 | 0.04273 | 262 | 174 | 58 | 30 |
258 | So …what do you suppose brought on this vegetative state? | 1.4496 | 0.04144 | 258 | 167 | 66 | 25 |
259 | Not everyone likes what's good for them. | 1.4492 | 0.04093 | 256 | 164 | 69 | 23 |
260 | You know, it's just a joke when they say "Act like a tree and leave". | 1.4490 | 0.04262 | 245 | 159 | 62 | 24 |
261 | So tell me again why you can’t see the forest. | 1.4489 | 0.04665 | 225 | 151 | 47 | 27 |
262 | So I gather you think both you parents were nuts? | 1.4488 | 0.04300 | 254 | 168 | 58 | 28 |
263 | I'm sensing a hint of bitterness. | 1.4486 | 0.04288 | 243 | 158 | 61 | 24 |
264 | Hmmm, sounds like a classic edible complex to me. | 1.4484 | 0.04823 | 223 | 153 | 40 | 30 |
265 | Not everyone is going to like you, and that’s OK. | 1.4481 | 0.04232 | 241 | 155 | 64 | 22 |
266 | It not just you, kids don’t like a lot of things. | 1.4480 | 0.04123 | 250 | 160 | 68 | 22 |
267 | Well, I think it would be healthy for you to move out of your parents refrigerator and get a place of your own. | 1.4478 | 0.03777 | 297 | 190 | 81 | 26 |
268 | You do come off a little bitter. | 1.4478 | 0.04065 | 268 | 174 | 68 | 26 |
269 | They’re just using you to get to dessert. | 1.4476 | 0.04186 | 248 | 160 | 65 | 23 |
270 | No. In your case a constant fear of axes, hatchets and chainsaws is not irrational. | 1.4475 | 0.04117 | 257 | 166 | 67 | 24 |
271 | It's all about realising your inherent nutritional value. | 1.4473 | 0.04487 | 237 | 158 | 52 | 27 |
272 | I know I’m your therapist. I’m here to help you. I don’t have to like you. | 1.4464 | 0.04369 | 224 | 144 | 60 | 20 |
273 | Why so bitter?” | 1.4454 | 0.04142 | 238 | 151 | 68 | 19 |
274 | So, how long have you been in a vegetative state?" | 1.4449 | 0.04155 | 263 | 173 | 63 | 27 |
275 | I just feel so raw these days. | 1.4444 | 0.04058 | 234 | 146 | 72 | 16 |
276 | Let's start by going back to your roots and then we can branch out. | 1.4440 | 0.03982 | 259 | 165 | 73 | 21 |
277 | It's not a big problem. I don't like the Bush family either. | 1.4435 | 0.04184 | 248 | 161 | 64 | 23 |
278 | How long have you had these feelings of constantly being stalked? | 1.4435 | 0.04457 | 239 | 160 | 52 | 27 |
279 | Your anger at kale's popularity is a classic case of Brassica envy. | 1.4421 | 0.04337 | 242 | 160 | 57 | 25 |
280 | So how long has this Celery been stalking you? | 1.4416 | 0.04162 | 274 | 184 | 59 | 31 |
281 | Yes I have heard that heavy is the stalk that bears the crown. | 1.4409 | 0.04422 | 220 | 143 | 57 | 20 |
282 | It’s just the same story each day, always a side dish never an entree. | 1.4407 | 0.04077 | 236 | 149 | 70 | 17 |
283 | We can’t change people confusing you with cauliflower, but we CAN change how you respond to it. | 1.4402 | 0.04588 | 209 | 137 | 52 | 20 |
284 | Just to get started, what the fuck are you? | 1.4398 | 0.04543 | 241 | 165 | 46 | 30 |
285 | Awesome fro! | 1.4398 | 0.04669 | 216 | 145 | 47 | 24 |
286 | How about less about kale and more about you? | 1.4395 | 0.04470 | 223 | 147 | 54 | 22 |
287 | My advice, just let him go. He’s a baseball bat now. | 1.4395 | 0.04734 | 223 | 153 | 42 | 28 |
288 | You can't veg out on the sofa all day | 1.4393 | 0.04253 | 239 | 156 | 61 | 22 |
289 | Yes, you will be a vegetable for the rest of your life | 1.4386 | 0.04529 | 228 | 153 | 50 | 25 |
290 | Relax. It's perfectly natural to long for roots. | 1.4384 | 0.04575 | 219 | 146 | 50 | 23 |
291 | No, you’re not being paranoid. People just don’t like you. | 1.4380 | 0.04334 | 242 | 161 | 56 | 25 |
292 | Look at it this way, at least you’re not cauliflower. | 1.4378 | 0.04269 | 217 | 138 | 63 | 16 |
293 | Don't worry, many feel rootless these days. | 1.4375 | 0.03933 | 256 | 163 | 74 | 19 |
294 | Have you considered thinking of it as dogs showering you with affection? | 1.4366 | 0.04762 | 213 | 145 | 43 | 25 |
295 | Sometimes we all struggle to see the florets through the trees. | 1.4361 | 0.04231 | 227 | 146 | 63 | 18 |
296 | Your mother's not the only one who hates you. | 1.4350 | 0.04512 | 223 | 149 | 51 | 23 |
297 | Are you sure it's not all in your head? | 1.4350 | 0.04468 | 223 | 148 | 53 | 22 |
298 | She won't date you because you're not organic? | 1.4348 | 0.04281 | 230 | 150 | 60 | 20 |
299 | So mid-summer then is when it all came to a head? | 1.4348 | 0.04539 | 230 | 156 | 48 | 26 |
300 | If I had known you were going to plant yourself on the sofa, I would have left you outside. | 1.4346 | 0.04112 | 260 | 172 | 63 | 25 |
301 | How long have you and cheese been together? | 1.4341 | 0.04597 | 205 | 135 | 51 | 19 |
302 | Cauliflower rice,cauliflower steaks,cauliflower pizza! I just can’t compete! | 1.4340 | 0.04084 | 235 | 150 | 68 | 17 |
303 | Just because no person heard it doesn't make your fall insignificant. | 1.4329 | 0.04310 | 231 | 152 | 58 | 21 |
304 | So it was getting a little steamy - what happened next? | 1.4326 | 0.04442 | 215 | 141 | 55 | 19 |
305 | Trust me, if a tree falls in the city, your lawyer’s gonna hear about it. | 1.4325 | 0.04129 | 252 | 166 | 63 | 23 |
306 | It’s not easy being green. | 1.4320 | 0.04421 | 206 | 133 | 57 | 16 |
307 | Have you thought it might be time to put down some roots? | 1.4320 | 0.04579 | 206 | 136 | 51 | 19 |
308 | Reconnect with your roots. | 1.4317 | 0.04319 | 227 | 149 | 58 | 20 |
309 | You should start by recognizing that you are not a member of the V-8 family. Stop stalking them. | 1.4316 | 0.04139 | 234 | 151 | 65 | 18 |
310 | You'll be happy to hear that you're definitely out of the woods now. | 1.4316 | 0.04355 | 234 | 156 | 55 | 23 |
311 | When did you first develop these feelings of being unrooted? | 1.4315 | 0.04461 | 241 | 165 | 48 | 28 |
312 | Well. it isn't easy to be black either. | 1.4304 | 0.04409 | 230 | 154 | 53 | 23 |
313 | It may be is time for you to put down some roots. | 1.4299 | 0.04401 | 221 | 146 | 55 | 20 |
314 | Don't worry. It's not all in your head. | 1.4293 | 0.04325 | 205 | 131 | 60 | 14 |
315 | I think you suffer from seasonal depression. | 1.4293 | 0.04846 | 205 | 141 | 40 | 24 |
316 | I can see where being asked to bring along some dip to the party might be cause for some concern. | 1.4292 | 0.04331 | 226 | 149 | 57 | 20 |
317 | I may have to refer you to my branch office. | 1.4286 | 0.04341 | 238 | 160 | 54 | 24 |
318 | Just remember, THOSE trees end up at the curb. | 1.4286 | 0.04360 | 210 | 136 | 58 | 16 |
319 | How long have you been having these "smothered in cheese" nightmares? | 1.4280 | 0.04113 | 243 | 159 | 64 | 20 |
320 | I think it's a case of Floret's syndrome | 1.4279 | 0.04507 | 229 | 156 | 48 | 25 |
321 | And the body image negativity first manifested around the time you met broccolini? | 1.4273 | 0.04642 | 220 | 151 | 44 | 25 |
322 | I keep getting mistaken for broccoli. I’m sick and tired of it. I’m a tree. | 1.4273 | 0.04413 | 220 | 146 | 54 | 20 |
323 | Maybe you can answer the age-old question: does it make a sound? | 1.4272 | 0.04614 | 213 | 144 | 47 | 22 |
324 | You can't just blame the recipes. | 1.4262 | 0.04543 | 183 | 117 | 54 | 12 |
325 | Lettuce begin. | 1.4262 | 0.04222 | 244 | 163 | 58 | 23 |
326 | I know you hated yourself as a child, but have you tried drizzling a little olive oil and putting yourself in the oven? | 1.4259 | 0.04518 | 216 | 145 | 50 | 21 |
327 | How does it make you feel when children spit you into a napkin and hide it under the table? | 1.4256 | 0.04759 | 195 | 131 | 45 | 19 |
328 | What people like about you is all in your head. | 1.4254 | 0.04345 | 228 | 152 | 55 | 21 |
329 | In your case Janet, feeling like a vegetable is completely reasonable. | 1.4254 | 0.04963 | 181 | 122 | 41 | 18 |
330 | How long has this stalking been going on ? | 1.4253 | 0.04625 | 221 | 152 | 44 | 25 |
331 | Why do you think you get so steamed? | 1.4250 | 0.04563 | 200 | 132 | 51 | 17 |
332 | It doesn’t matter if they roast, boil or serve you raw. You are still worthy! | 1.4244 | 0.04265 | 205 | 131 | 61 | 13 |
333 | I'll quit grilling you if you stop stalking me. | 1.4241 | 0.04490 | 224 | 152 | 49 | 23 |
334 | You're not paranoid. No one likes you. | 1.4241 | 0.04535 | 224 | 153 | 47 | 24 |
335 | You're broccoli, even I don't like you. | 1.4229 | 0.04654 | 201 | 135 | 47 | 19 |
336 | Yesterday I fell and nobody heard me. | 1.4229 | 0.04887 | 175 | 116 | 44 | 15 |
337 | Have you tried branching out to new people? | 1.4229 | 0.04750 | 175 | 114 | 48 | 13 |
338 | You're too healthy to be a couch potato. | 1.4227 | 0.04545 | 194 | 127 | 52 | 15 |
339 | If you don't feel cruciferous, you don't have to identify as cruciferous. | 1.4223 | 0.04724 | 206 | 141 | 43 | 22 |
340 | I usually only see nuts. | 1.4216 | 0.05174 | 185 | 130 | 32 | 23 |
341 | ...so it is your belief that others will find you more attractive if you are smothered in melted cheese? | 1.4216 | 0.04858 | 204 | 142 | 38 | 24 |
342 | Well, Mr. Trump, you say it started when you changed your brand of hair colour? | 1.4216 | 0.05005 | 204 | 145 | 32 | 27 |
343 | It’s fine to be angry. Just don’t get steamed. | 1.4213 | 0.04665 | 197 | 132 | 47 | 18 |
344 | The kids will like you more when they’re older. | 1.4208 | 0.04473 | 202 | 133 | 53 | 16 |
345 | Many others also struggle with just being a side order. | 1.4208 | 0.04361 | 202 | 131 | 57 | 14 |
346 | If I were to tell you that I had a Brussel Sprout in here last week saying the same thing, would that make you feel better? | 1.4208 | 0.04669 | 183 | 120 | 49 | 14 |
347 | It appears you have Florets Syndrome. | 1.4208 | 0.05040 | 183 | 126 | 37 | 20 |
348 | Maybe you should branch out a little. | 1.4206 | 0.04447 | 214 | 143 | 52 | 19 |
349 | So, you say you fell, but no one could hear you? | 1.4206 | 0.04593 | 214 | 146 | 46 | 22 |
350 | I suggest you quit therapy while you’re a head. | 1.4202 | 0.04704 | 188 | 125 | 47 | 16 |
351 | So ... you fell in the forest but nobody heard. | 1.4198 | 0.04624 | 212 | 145 | 45 | 22 |
352 | Some of my best friends are deciduous. | 1.4198 | 0.04526 | 212 | 143 | 49 | 20 |
353 | We'll need to delve into the understory if we want to understand your sense of rootlessness. | 1.4197 | 0.04439 | 193 | 125 | 55 | 13 |
354 | I get it, your kids don’t like you. | 1.4195 | 0.04533 | 205 | 137 | 50 | 18 |
355 | Which nightmare was it this time—being chopped up or steamed? | 1.4190 | 0.04455 | 210 | 140 | 52 | 18 |
356 | You know, if someone says 'cauliflower lives matter,' it doesn't mean broccoli lives don't matter. | 1.4190 | 0.04404 | 210 | 139 | 54 | 17 |
357 | Remember the food pyramid is a social construct. | 1.4190 | 0.04870 | 179 | 120 | 43 | 16 |
358 | We need to look a little further into your family tree. | 1.4188 | 0.04469 | 191 | 124 | 54 | 13 |
359 | Don't you think it is time to admit the 4th grade play is over? | 1.4186 | 0.05145 | 172 | 118 | 36 | 18 |
360 | Sure, you’re good for them, but are they really good for you? | 1.4185 | 0.04898 | 184 | 125 | 41 | 18 |
361 | So, how are you feeling about being uprooted? | 1.4184 | 0.04509 | 196 | 129 | 52 | 15 |
362 | You are suffering with Shade-in-Freud | 1.4184 | 0.04790 | 196 | 134 | 42 | 20 |
363 | So you feel like a succulent soul born into a cruciferous body? | 1.4178 | 0.04243 | 225 | 149 | 58 | 18 |
364 | I don't think it's any easier being cauliflower or asparagus. | 1.4176 | 0.04842 | 170 | 112 | 45 | 13 |
365 | It's not your imagination. And I don't like you much either. | 1.4174 | 0.04338 | 218 | 145 | 55 | 18 |
366 | So let me see if I have this right...you're evergreen, but identify as deciduous? | 1.4174 | 0.04692 | 230 | 164 | 36 | 30 |
367 | Maybe you can work on being a better listener? Corn is all ears and they have lots of friends. | 1.4163 | 0.04570 | 209 | 142 | 47 | 20 |
368 | No, you're not paranoid ... but you need to accept that not everyone's going to like you. | 1.4158 | 0.04482 | 190 | 124 | 53 | 13 |
369 | Bush didn’t like you but I’m sure Biden does! | 1.4157 | 0.04755 | 178 | 118 | 46 | 14 |
370 | I think once they mature they'll realize how much they like you. | 1.4155 | 0.04465 | 219 | 149 | 49 | 21 |
371 | We don't use the term vegetable | 1.4150 | 0.04874 | 200 | 140 | 37 | 23 |
372 | I think you can back off on the vitamin supplements. | 1.4149 | 0.04819 | 188 | 128 | 42 | 18 |
373 | Can you describe your stalker? | 1.4141 | 0.04177 | 198 | 126 | 62 | 10 |
374 | It has been a pleasure to see you sprout over the last few weeks | 1.4129 | 0.04311 | 201 | 131 | 57 | 13 |
375 | With an attitude like that, you're going to end up in very hot water. | 1.4129 | 0.04854 | 201 | 141 | 37 | 23 |
376 | My greatest fear is being overcooked | 1.4128 | 0.04112 | 235 | 156 | 61 | 18 |
377 | You can't expect others to like you if you don't like yourself. | 1.4127 | 0.04619 | 189 | 126 | 48 | 15 |
378 | How long have you had this unbearable chirping in your head? | 1.4126 | 0.04716 | 206 | 143 | 41 | 22 |
379 | The frog was right. It's not easy being green. | 1.4126 | 0.04217 | 223 | 148 | 58 | 17 |
380 | Try turning that into a positive: ‘Woodpeckers love me’. | 1.4126 | 0.04265 | 223 | 149 | 56 | 18 |
381 | No, I was not there. But I am sure someone heard when you fell. | 1.4124 | 0.05032 | 177 | 122 | 37 | 18 |
382 | Whether you identify as a tree or as broccoli, there's still the issue of the legs. | 1.4121 | 0.04732 | 199 | 137 | 42 | 20 |
383 | ”So you say you made a sound when you fell. | 1.4120 | 0.04410 | 216 | 146 | 51 | 19 |
384 | So, at dinner, he wouldn’t even touch you? | 1.4118 | 0.05047 | 170 | 116 | 38 | 16 |
385 | So, let's work on how you can avoid getting steamed. | 1.4118 | 0.04541 | 204 | 138 | 48 | 18 |
386 | Tell me more about your family, tree. | 1.4115 | 0.04567 | 192 | 128 | 49 | 15 |
387 | Tell me about your roots. | 1.4112 | 0.04656 | 197 | 134 | 45 | 18 |
388 | No one said it is easy being green. | 1.4109 | 0.04783 | 202 | 141 | 39 | 22 |
389 | I prefer the term "Cruciferous American", it's more inclusive. | 1.4107 | 0.05019 | 168 | 114 | 39 | 15 |
390 | I don't know if you're a tree or a giant broccoli either. | 1.4103 | 0.04296 | 234 | 160 | 52 | 22 |
391 | You need to take "you're fresh" as a compliment. | 1.4091 | 0.04648 | 176 | 116 | 48 | 12 |
392 | You are the rare case that is actually hated by everyone. | 1.4088 | 0.04947 | 181 | 125 | 38 | 18 |
393 | I think you are ignoring the people who do like you. | 1.4084 | 0.04204 | 191 | 122 | 60 | 9 |
394 | So, how long have you felt, “pushed aside? | 1.4078 | 0.04859 | 179 | 122 | 41 | 16 |
395 | You're suffering from an inedible complex. | 1.4076 | 0.04580 | 211 | 146 | 44 | 21 |
396 | You aren’t being paranoid. Almost everyone hates you. | 1.4072 | 0.04646 | 194 | 132 | 45 | 17 |
397 | I hear you, it’s not easy being green. | 1.4072 | 0.04703 | 194 | 133 | 43 | 18 |
398 | I'll be honest: I might be the wrong kind of doctor for this. | 1.4072 | 0.04964 | 167 | 113 | 40 | 14 |
399 | I told you that I'd help you flower | 1.4070 | 0.04563 | 199 | 135 | 47 | 17 |
400 | I think you've gone too far with your plant- based diet | 1.4070 | 0.04673 | 199 | 137 | 43 | 19 |
401 | I believe your problem stem from your roots, so let's start there.. | 1.4068 | 0.04487 | 177 | 115 | 52 | 10 |
402 | So, you're feeling rootless. | 1.4064 | 0.04362 | 219 | 149 | 51 | 19 |
403 | Relax, sure. But don’t get into a vegetative state. | 1.4062 | 0.04502 | 192 | 128 | 50 | 14 |
404 | It’s not you. No one likes broccoli. | 1.4061 | 0.04651 | 197 | 135 | 44 | 18 |
405 | I figured you’d be steamed. | 1.4059 | 0.04403 | 202 | 135 | 52 | 15 |
406 | I know how hard it can be to put down roots. | 1.4059 | 0.04232 | 202 | 132 | 58 | 12 |
407 | When did the stalking problem begin? | 1.4059 | 0.04403 | 202 | 135 | 52 | 15 |
408 | What makes you think you're being stalked? | 1.4056 | 0.04964 | 180 | 125 | 37 | 18 |
409 | Well, they do say that heavy is the head that wears the crown. | 1.4055 | 0.04341 | 217 | 147 | 52 | 18 |
410 | Well, I like you. | 1.4046 | 0.04769 | 173 | 116 | 44 | 13 |
411 | Nobody ever wants me for my body. | 1.4045 | 0.05067 | 178 | 125 | 34 | 19 |
412 | Just because kale has become so popular doesn't make you any less important. | 1.4044 | 0.04779 | 183 | 125 | 42 | 16 |
413 | Let’s work on your irrational fear of dogs | 1.4038 | 0.04471 | 208 | 142 | 48 | 18 |
414 | I keep comparing myself to Kale | 1.4035 | 0.05017 | 171 | 118 | 37 | 16 |
415 | Do you have plans for lunch? | 1.4034 | 0.04779 | 176 | 119 | 43 | 14 |
416 | Just because you love carbon dioxide doesn't mean you're a bad tree. | 1.4032 | 0.04784 | 186 | 128 | 41 | 17 |
417 | You've got legs, feet, and eyes. I really don't think determining if you're a tree or a really large broccoli is what we need to be focusing on just now. | 1.4032 | 0.04845 | 186 | 129 | 39 | 18 |
418 | OK, why do YOU think everyone keeps trying to hook you up with a nice cheese sauce? | 1.4031 | 0.04635 | 191 | 130 | 45 | 16 |
419 | I can't help you, I've got too much on my plate. | 1.4031 | 0.04923 | 191 | 135 | 35 | 21 |
420 | So when did you realize it's not easy being green? | 1.4031 | 0.04514 | 191 | 128 | 49 | 14 |
421 | So you're telling me you could see the forest. | 1.4030 | 0.04741 | 201 | 141 | 39 | 21 |
422 | It’s your lack of roots that’s causing your sense of alienation. | 1.4029 | 0.04395 | 206 | 139 | 51 | 16 |
423 | Maybe people would like you more if they knew how to cook you properly. | 1.4028 | 0.04322 | 211 | 142 | 53 | 16 |
424 | People might start to like you if you added a little cheese sauce. | 1.4028 | 0.04352 | 216 | 147 | 51 | 18 |
425 | I think you should branch out more | 1.4026 | 0.05090 | 154 | 104 | 38 | 12 |
426 | Branching out might be a good idea | 1.4024 | 0.04771 | 169 | 113 | 44 | 12 |
427 | How long have you had this Oedible complex? | 1.4021 | 0.05073 | 189 | 136 | 30 | 23 |
428 | Let's explore what you mean by rediscovering your roots. | 1.4018 | 0.04211 | 219 | 147 | 56 | 16 |
429 | Can you tell me more about this dream where your mother is drowning in cheese sauce? | 1.4012 | 0.04957 | 167 | 114 | 39 | 14 |
430 | No, actually I hadn't heard of cauliflower privilege. Tell me more. | 1.4011 | 0.04758 | 177 | 120 | 43 | 14 |
431 | You’re so much more than just a name on the shopping list. | 1.4010 | 0.04674 | 192 | 132 | 43 | 17 |
432 | It's Beef AND broccoli. You're a team, stop thinking of yourself as less than. | 1.4010 | 0.04556 | 192 | 130 | 47 | 15 |
433 | It's good to see you branching out. | 1.4010 | 0.04563 | 202 | 139 | 45 | 18 |
434 | So you want them to like you. Then what? | 1.4010 | 0.04431 | 207 | 141 | 49 | 17 |
435 | Maybe if you covered yourself with cheese…… | 1.4010 | 0.04536 | 207 | 143 | 45 | 19 |
436 | You’re right, everyone does hate you. I recommend a dip. | 1.4009 | 0.04038 | 212 | 138 | 63 | 11 |
437 | In time, they'll grow to like you. | 1.4000 | 0.04895 | 180 | 125 | 38 | 17 |
438 | It might be healthier to arrange a Zoom meeting instead of completely uprooting yourself for a couple hours every week. | 1.4000 | 0.05226 | 155 | 107 | 34 | 14 |
439 | I am concerned that you seem to be languishing in a vegetative state. | 1.4000 | 0.04726 | 175 | 118 | 44 | 13 |
440 | So all the other trees have lost their leaves - you're special! | 1.4000 | 0.04417 | 185 | 122 | 52 | 11 |
441 | Actually the reverse is true. You're bitter because kids don't like you. | 1.4000 | 0.04894 | 170 | 116 | 40 | 14 |
442 | Everyone agrees you are “good for you”. It may be time for you to be good for yourself. | 1.4000 | 0.04506 | 195 | 132 | 48 | 15 |
443 | What if you branched out a little? | 1.4000 | 0.04483 | 200 | 136 | 48 | 16 |
444 | Your bitterness makes you who you are | 1.3989 | 0.04682 | 188 | 129 | 43 | 16 |
445 | So, you found yourself in hot water again. | 1.3989 | 0.04496 | 188 | 126 | 49 | 13 |
446 | Well doc ,it all started when kale came onto the scene" | 1.3989 | 0.04836 | 183 | 127 | 39 | 17 |
447 | It sounds like your childhood was roughage. | 1.3989 | 0.04897 | 183 | 128 | 37 | 18 |
448 | Don’t take it personally Mr, Peters, the truth is that all kids hate vegetables. | 1.3989 | 0.04581 | 183 | 123 | 47 | 13 |
449 | About how long have you been in this vegetative state? | 1.3989 | 0.04803 | 178 | 122 | 41 | 15 |
450 | It doesn’t matter that your kids don’t like broccoli. What matters is whether YOU like broccoli. | 1.3989 | 0.04531 | 178 | 118 | 49 | 11 |
451 | How long have you been considering transitioning to a carrot? | 1.3980 | 0.04715 | 196 | 137 | 40 | 19 |
452 | Have you tried promoting yourself with cheese sauce or lemon juice? | 1.3971 | 0.04344 | 209 | 142 | 51 | 16 |
453 | If she wants to slather you in cheese, I'd say just go with it. | 1.3968 | 0.04478 | 189 | 127 | 49 | 13 |
454 | Would you prefer I not take notes on paper? | 1.3964 | 0.05051 | 169 | 118 | 35 | 16 |
455 | Now we're back to when Bush 41 dissed you? Time to move on, Brocc, time to move on | 1.3961 | 0.05246 | 154 | 107 | 33 | 14 |
456 | Show me where the farmer touched you. | 1.3960 | 0.05372 | 149 | 104 | 31 | 14 |
457 | I see how you may feel uprooted | 1.3959 | 0.04469 | 197 | 134 | 48 | 15 |
458 | No wonder you feel uprooted. | 1.3957 | 0.04509 | 187 | 126 | 48 | 13 |
459 | Stop telling me! I'm not your therapist! This is a Waiting Room! | 1.3957 | 0.04935 | 187 | 133 | 34 | 20 |
460 | You’ve shown real growth over the last few years | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
461 | Don't feel bad. Everybody hates broccoli. | 1.3955 | 0.04140 | 220 | 148 | 57 | 15 |
462 | We can’t all be organic | 1.3953 | 0.04986 | 172 | 120 | 36 | 16 |
463 | Have you thought about changing your name to bacon? | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
464 | Its all broccollini this and broccollini that... | 1.3951 | 0.04663 | 162 | 107 | 46 | 9 |
465 | Heavy lies the crown, I know. | 1.3949 | 0.04558 | 195 | 134 | 45 | 16 |
466 | Let's find out together why you're so steamed all the time. | 1.3944 | 0.04951 | 180 | 127 | 35 | 18 |
467 | Are you sure that's what she meant by "stalking" ? | 1.3942 | 0.04614 | 208 | 147 | 40 | 21 |
468 | There are no jokes about me walking into a bar | 1.3941 | 0.04886 | 170 | 117 | 39 | 14 |
469 | Let's explore why you abandoned your roots. | 1.3941 | 0.04318 | 203 | 137 | 52 | 14 |
470 | Kermit was right. It's not easy being green. | 1.3933 | 0.04862 | 178 | 124 | 38 | 16 |
471 | I've seen many patients like you, though they're usually potatoes. | 1.3931 | 0.04755 | 173 | 118 | 42 | 13 |
472 | Try not to focus on taste - you are a great antioxidant! | 1.3931 | 0.04825 | 173 | 119 | 40 | 14 |
473 | Affirmation #1: "I don't need cheese sauce to be loved and valued." | 1.3927 | 0.04740 | 191 | 134 | 39 | 18 |
474 | You germinated as deciduous, but you identify as conifer? How does that make you feel? | 1.3924 | 0.05066 | 158 | 109 | 36 | 13 |
475 | Your dreams about being stalked are a reality… | 1.3923 | 0.04176 | 209 | 140 | 56 | 13 |
476 | It's not your imagination. Kids really don't like you. | 1.3918 | 0.05138 | 171 | 122 | 31 | 18 |
477 | Not everyone hates you. | 1.3918 | 0.04452 | 194 | 132 | 48 | 14 |
478 | Tell me again about this Hidden Valley Ranch. | 1.3916 | 0.04740 | 166 | 112 | 43 | 11 |
479 | Tell me again again about the mayonnaise dream | 1.3913 | 0.04682 | 184 | 127 | 42 | 15 |
480 | I know you’re good for me, but right now I’m just looking for some fun. | 1.3913 | 0.04869 | 184 | 130 | 36 | 18 |
481 | Well I do think it’s a bit much to say that all children hate you. | 1.3913 | 0.04682 | 184 | 127 | 42 | 15 |
482 | Have you ever thought your problem could stem from being rootless? | 1.3913 | 0.04619 | 184 | 126 | 44 | 14 |
483 | Exactly when did you lose connections with your roots? | 1.3911 | 0.04442 | 202 | 139 | 47 | 16 |
484 | Maybe your best mate isn't a vegetable at all. Have you considered a cheese? | 1.3911 | 0.04774 | 179 | 124 | 40 | 15 |
485 | other than dogs,what is your biggest concern?? | 1.3911 | 0.04904 | 179 | 126 | 36 | 17 |
486 | And how does that make you feel when people say you look more like broccoli than a tree? | 1.3908 | 0.04802 | 174 | 120 | 40 | 14 |
487 | Maybe you'd have more friends if you stop telling people how good you are for them? | 1.3906 | 0.04946 | 192 | 139 | 31 | 22 |
488 | No, it's not paranoia; most people really don't like you. | 1.3905 | 0.05044 | 169 | 119 | 34 | 16 |
489 | I’m being stalked | 1.3905 | 0.04374 | 210 | 145 | 48 | 17 |
490 | Let's talk about the first time you were stalked. | 1.3900 | 0.04358 | 200 | 136 | 50 | 14 |
491 | Well, I think the reason we'll never get to the root of your problems is obvious. | 1.3900 | 0.04797 | 200 | 144 | 34 | 22 |
492 | Rings are just a number, Mrs. Oak | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 41 | 13 |
493 | Your affliction is akin to cauliflower ear. | 1.3892 | 0.04794 | 167 | 114 | 41 | 12 |
494 | My wife says I need to branch out ... | 1.3889 | 0.04882 | 180 | 127 | 36 | 17 |
495 | So, you want to part of the Green New Deal. | 1.3889 | 0.05408 | 144 | 101 | 30 | 13 |
496 | It's awkward now, but the dog is trainable. | 1.3889 | 0.04736 | 162 | 109 | 43 | 10 |
497 | Let’s accept that it’s ok if not everyone likes you. | 1.3885 | 0.05452 | 139 | 97 | 30 | 12 |
498 | I don’t know whether to treat you or eat you. | 1.3882 | 0.05447 | 152 | 109 | 27 | 16 |
499 | There must be some children that like you. | 1.3881 | 0.04725 | 201 | 144 | 36 | 21 |
500 | And were you throwing shade? | 1.3878 | 0.05499 | 147 | 105 | 27 | 15 |
501 | And how does it make you feel when no one hears you fall? | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
502 | And all this began after binging on the PBS nature series? | 1.3876 | 0.05047 | 178 | 128 | 31 | 19 |
503 | My diagnosis is that your are suffering from dysmorphia, intrinsically linked to the au courant predilection for broccolini. | 1.3875 | 0.04691 | 160 | 107 | 44 | 9 |
504 | I’ve done wonders for kale and cauliflower… | 1.3875 | 0.05015 | 160 | 111 | 36 | 13 |
505 | Your not alone. Everyone but the pine trees feel unappreciated this time of year. | 1.3874 | 0.04616 | 191 | 133 | 42 | 16 |
506 | Have you tried roasting with Olive oil and parmesan? | 1.3873 | 0.04887 | 173 | 121 | 37 | 15 |
507 | I understand that bearded men with suspenders, flannel plaid shirts, and cargo pants are a trigger for you. | 1.3873 | 0.04887 | 173 | 121 | 37 | 15 |
508 | Can I get you some water? | 1.3869 | 0.04619 | 168 | 113 | 45 | 10 |
509 | If you were a person,what kind of person would you be? | 1.3868 | 0.04493 | 212 | 150 | 42 | 20 |
510 | I just can't figure out if I am a large broccoli or a small tree. | 1.3867 | 0.05075 | 150 | 103 | 36 | 11 |
511 | Look -- just because you're afraid of squirrels doesn't mean you're nuts. | 1.3864 | 0.04477 | 176 | 118 | 48 | 10 |
512 | Life is filled with dips. You have to learn how to move past them. | 1.3862 | 0.04588 | 189 | 131 | 43 | 15 |
513 | You must accept that you were born deciduous. It's not a lifestyle. | 1.3862 | 0.04400 | 189 | 128 | 49 | 12 |
514 | I realize it ain't easy being green. | 1.3862 | 0.04464 | 189 | 129 | 47 | 13 |
515 | I can't help but feel that your problem would be solved with some lemon and a little seasoning. | 1.3855 | 0.04897 | 179 | 127 | 35 | 17 |
516 | No, really. You are good with salt, you are good with butter, you are Really good with vinaigrette, you are good with so many things! | 1.3851 | 0.04654 | 174 | 119 | 43 | 12 |
517 | Tell me more about your feeling that all children hate you. | 1.3846 | 0.04673 | 169 | 115 | 43 | 11 |
518 | Perhaps if you branched out a little | 1.3846 | 0.04852 | 156 | 106 | 40 | 10 |
519 | Well I wouldn't call it carrot envy exactly. | 1.3846 | 0.05182 | 156 | 110 | 32 | 14 |
520 | Pardon my lack of professionalism, but I can't stand you. | 1.3842 | 0.04528 | 177 | 120 | 46 | 11 |
521 | There’s been a lot of growth. | 1.3838 | 0.04655 | 185 | 129 | 41 | 15 |
522 | Then my parents told me the Green Giant isn’t real. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
523 | Good news! I think you're out of the woods. | 1.3830 | 0.05099 | 141 | 96 | 36 | 9 |
524 | Before we get started I have to ask. Did anyone hear you falling? | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
525 | Okay. Shall we go out on a limb with this branch of your therapy? | 1.3826 | 0.05003 | 149 | 102 | 37 | 10 |
526 | It’s your bitterness that’s turning people off… | 1.3824 | 0.04576 | 170 | 115 | 45 | 10 |
527 | I told you, if you fall and no one hears you, it's not personal. | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
528 | No one was there to hear me fall. No one. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
529 | so you're worried his parents won't accept you because you're not a cauliflower? | 1.3815 | 0.04809 | 173 | 121 | 38 | 14 |
530 | No, I don’t think it’s a good idea for you to go on “Chopped.” | 1.3815 | 0.04667 | 173 | 119 | 42 | 12 |
531 | So, where did you get the feet? | 1.3813 | 0.05246 | 139 | 96 | 33 | 10 |
532 | It all started with President Bush. | 1.3813 | 0.05384 | 160 | 117 | 25 | 18 |
533 | You say that you were referred by Mr. Potato Head ? | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
534 | As I understand it, you have a profound feeling of being totally uprooted. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
535 | I feel like nobody likes me. | 1.3801 | 0.04917 | 171 | 121 | 35 | 15 |
536 | You have really grown since our last session. | 1.3799 | 0.04557 | 179 | 123 | 44 | 12 |
537 | I'm happy to see that you branched out since our last session. | 1.3797 | 0.04423 | 187 | 128 | 47 | 12 |
538 | So tell me, what sound do you make when you fall in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it? | 1.3796 | 0.05090 | 137 | 93 | 36 | 8 |
539 | Who is this Al Dente you keep mentioning? | 1.3796 | 0.05296 | 137 | 95 | 32 | 10 |
540 | When did you first start to feel that the chicken nuggets were the main star of the dish? | 1.3795 | 0.04485 | 166 | 111 | 47 | 8 |
541 | Now, tell me again about your fear of birds. | 1.3793 | 0.04646 | 174 | 120 | 42 | 12 |
542 | How long have you been disconnected from your roots? | 1.3791 | 0.05164 | 153 | 108 | 32 | 13 |
543 | Clearly you're feeling unloved. We can address this with therapy or cheese sauce. | 1.3789 | 0.04902 | 161 | 112 | 37 | 12 |
544 | Let's talk about your fear of meatless Mondays. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
545 | You shouldn't feel bad....people in California really love you! | 1.3785 | 0.04728 | 177 | 124 | 39 | 14 |
546 | When she told you you give her gas, how did it make you feel? | 1.3785 | 0.04660 | 177 | 123 | 41 | 13 |
547 | So, you’re saying you feel inferior to kale? | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
548 | No one likes me either. | 1.3778 | 0.04737 | 180 | 127 | 38 | 15 |
549 | Tell me why you think everyone hates you. | 1.3778 | 0.05243 | 135 | 93 | 33 | 9 |
550 | C'mon now, not "everybody" hates you! | 1.3776 | 0.04943 | 143 | 97 | 38 | 8 |
551 | I keep feeling that I am being stalked. | 1.3775 | 0.05210 | 151 | 107 | 31 | 13 |
552 | Sorry, most people hate broccoli. | 1.3774 | 0.05101 | 159 | 113 | 32 | 14 |
553 | I'd say your insecurities are a product of your imagination, but I don't like you either. | 1.3774 | 0.04942 | 159 | 111 | 36 | 12 |
554 | Why do you think no one likes you? | 1.3772 | 0.04776 | 167 | 116 | 39 | 12 |
555 | Sorry about the uncomfortable couch. Most of my patients are deciduous. | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
556 | Always being told that “mighty oaks from little acorns grow” put too much expectations on you. | 1.3770 | 0.04808 | 183 | 131 | 35 | 17 |
557 | Maybe you're using the cheese to cover something up? | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
558 | How long have you had this obsession with ‘Roots?’ | 1.3758 | 0.04556 | 157 | 105 | 45 | 7 |
559 | It's not just about you and Randy, you know. ALL kids hate broccoli and they hate ALL broccoli. | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
560 | And why do you think that children dislike you? | 1.3757 | 0.04516 | 181 | 125 | 44 | 12 |
561 | What you’re experiencing is a textbook case of Side-Dish Association. | 1.3750 | 0.05114 | 168 | 122 | 29 | 17 |
562 | How long have you felt like someone was stalking you ? | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 168 | 114 | 45 | 9 |
563 | The doctor said there was a chance I could end up a vegetable but I didn’t think this is what he meant. | 1.3750 | 0.05013 | 144 | 99 | 36 | 9 |
564 | Tell me more about why you're so steamed. | 1.3743 | 0.04469 | 171 | 116 | 46 | 9 |
565 | I’ll have to charge extra since you’re organic. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
566 | Well, feelings of existential abandonment can stem from being cut off from one's roots. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
567 | I don't wanna be nutritious--I wanna be popular! | 1.3741 | 0.04750 | 147 | 99 | 41 | 7 |
568 | Remember it wasn't your choice to be deciduous. | 1.3740 | 0.04887 | 131 | 87 | 39 | 5 |
569 | You must've been really steamed about that. | 1.3736 | 0.04708 | 174 | 122 | 39 | 13 |
570 | Never question your own worth, especially at today’s lumber prices. | 1.3736 | 0.04778 | 174 | 123 | 37 | 14 |
571 | No one will like you until you like yourself first. | 1.3736 | 0.04708 | 174 | 122 | 39 | 13 |
572 | And what makes you think you are a broccoli? | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
573 | " So,you feel this 'Rabe' fellow is getting all the attention? " | 1.3734 | 0.04621 | 158 | 107 | 43 | 8 |
574 | I know you're exhausted but that's not an excuse for lying there like a vegetable. | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
575 | So, you grew up in Brooklyn? | 1.3733 | 0.05397 | 150 | 109 | 26 | 15 |
576 | Don't be silly! Of course I wasn't thinking about yummy cheese sauce. | 1.3732 | 0.04958 | 142 | 97 | 37 | 8 |
577 | Even if no one is around, I hear you. | 1.3730 | 0.04639 | 185 | 131 | 39 | 15 |
578 | So she called you short and stalky? | 1.3729 | 0.04720 | 177 | 125 | 38 | 14 |
579 | It’s time for you to branch out. | 1.3725 | 0.04626 | 153 | 103 | 43 | 7 |
580 | Tell me about the first time that you went into a vegetative state. | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
581 | So you're a vegetable. Accept it and move on. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
582 | The problem is you need to put down roots somewhere. | 1.3720 | 0.04750 | 164 | 114 | 39 | 11 |
583 | Let’s start with your family tree to discuss your medical issues. | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
584 | What do you mean by 'nobody likes you'? | 1.3718 | 0.04916 | 156 | 109 | 36 | 11 |
585 | I want to see other poems. | 1.3718 | 0.05162 | 156 | 112 | 30 | 14 |
586 | Clearly, you're still raw. | 1.3716 | 0.04724 | 148 | 100 | 41 | 7 |
587 | Look, we all have to deal with our expiry date, it's a fact of life." | 1.3716 | 0.04673 | 183 | 130 | 38 | 15 |
588 | Does Cauliflower know you don't want kids? | 1.3712 | 0.05421 | 132 | 93 | 29 | 10 |
589 | You have treechinosis. | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 94 | 27 | 11 |
590 | You are not a stalker! | 1.3712 | 0.05313 | 132 | 92 | 31 | 9 |
591 | You need to go back to your roots. | 1.3706 | 0.04780 | 170 | 120 | 37 | 13 |
592 | Not all of our Presidents hated you... | 1.3706 | 0.04780 | 170 | 120 | 37 | 13 |
593 | Just relax. Take a hot steam bath, maybe olive oil with a lemon drizzle, and a pinch of salt. | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
594 | Your kid will like you one day. | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
595 | Today we are going to explore your fear of Broccoli Cheese Soup | 1.3693 | 0.04377 | 176 | 120 | 47 | 9 |
596 | It's not you're imagination,most people do hate you. | 1.3691 | 0.05417 | 149 | 109 | 25 | 15 |
597 | Yes, children can be mean sometimes. | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
598 | So you’re having dreams of being frozen and revived only to be eaten alive? | 1.3690 | 0.04963 | 168 | 121 | 32 | 15 |
599 | Yes, but can you handle the stress of becoming a Branch Manager | 1.3687 | 0.05141 | 160 | 116 | 29 | 15 |
600 | And you start to get this feeling of loss each autumn? | 1.3687 | 0.04907 | 160 | 113 | 35 | 12 |
601 | When did you first notice you were feeling uprooted? | 1.3687 | 0.04743 | 179 | 128 | 36 | 15 |
602 | Which branch of the family concerns you? | 1.3687 | 0.04540 | 179 | 125 | 42 | 12 |
603 | For you, "throwing shade" is a good thing... | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
604 | I meant to say chief of psychology - not chef | 1.3684 | 0.04358 | 190 | 132 | 46 | 12 |
605 | Yes,it's true nobody likes you, without butter. | 1.3684 | 0.04459 | 171 | 117 | 45 | 9 |
606 | So, you grew in Brooklyn. | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
607 | What's your preferred pronoun? | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
608 | Your husband is a lumberjack? What were you thinking!” | 1.3681 | 0.05146 | 163 | 119 | 28 | 16 |
609 | Give it to me straight doc.Don't butter me up. | 1.3681 | 0.04920 | 163 | 116 | 34 | 13 |
610 | This isn't what I had in mind when I told you to start branching out more. | 1.3681 | 0.04842 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
611 | She does love you but she can’t always see the tree for the forest. | 1.3678 | 0.04769 | 174 | 124 | 36 | 14 |
612 | We accept HMOs... not GMOs. | 1.3677 | 0.04931 | 155 | 109 | 35 | 11 |
613 | You're only fantasizing that you've caught Dutch elm disease. You're a hemlock. | 1.3676 | 0.05793 | 136 | 101 | 20 | 15 |
614 | So you have this problem since the first Bush presidency? | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
615 | I’m sure you made a noise when you fell! | 1.3675 | 0.04780 | 166 | 117 | 37 | 12 |
616 | But are you a happy antioxidant? | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
617 | I just feel so raw whenever I come here. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
618 | You say you're afraid you might snap? | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
619 | When did the dreams about chewing and spitting children into your napkin start? | 1.3669 | 0.05698 | 139 | 103 | 21 | 15 |
620 | Being healthy does not guarantee your relationships will be too. | 1.3669 | 0.04645 | 169 | 118 | 40 | 11 |
621 | You have a cruciferous complex. | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
622 | We need to confront that fact you're a huge stalker | 1.3665 | 0.04801 | 161 | 113 | 37 | 11 |
623 | So this George Bush Sr guy is still giving you nightmares... | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
624 | It's not a chemical imbalance. Your nitrogen, phosphorous, and potassium levels are fine. | 1.3661 | 0.04467 | 183 | 128 | 43 | 12 |
625 | I support your decision to branch out. | 1.3660 | 0.05143 | 153 | 110 | 30 | 13 |
626 | Perhaps more people would like you if you tried presenting yourself oven-roasted with bacon and slivered almonds. | 1.3659 | 0.04971 | 164 | 118 | 32 | 14 |
627 | You really want me to call you "Bro"? | 1.3659 | 0.06029 | 123 | 91 | 19 | 13 |
628 | It's not personal - they all fly away in the Fall. | 1.3657 | 0.05559 | 134 | 97 | 25 | 12 |
629 | I know you're good for people - but are people good for you? | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
630 | Now, Mr. Broccoli, what makes you think that nobody likes you? | 1.3656 | 0.04610 | 186 | 133 | 38 | 15 |
631 | You’re a tree that can walk, talk and see but your biggest problem is that you don’t think birds respect you? | 1.3655 | 0.04776 | 145 | 99 | 39 | 7 |
632 | I don't think your fear of melted cheese is unreasonable at all. | 1.3653 | 0.04906 | 167 | 120 | 33 | 14 |
633 | Have you considered that you're no longer in your salad days? | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
634 | Your problem is you can’t see the forest because you’re a tree. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
635 | With you it’s all stalk, no action. | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
636 | So even the sound of a chain saw gives you panic attacks? | 1.3647 | 0.04622 | 170 | 119 | 40 | 11 |
637 | I understand your confusion with self-identification. However, if this cartoon were in color it would be abundantly clear if you are in fact a tree or broccoli. | 1.3647 | 0.05123 | 170 | 126 | 26 | 18 |
638 | Tell me more about these dreams of men in red flannel shirts coming to get you. | 1.3643 | 0.04884 | 140 | 96 | 37 | 7 |
639 | No one was around but I sincerely made a sound when I fell in the woods. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
640 | Let's work on getting you out of your own head | 1.3642 | 0.04856 | 162 | 115 | 35 | 12 |
641 | I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you're feeling uprooted. | 1.3636 | 0.04584 | 176 | 124 | 40 | 12 |
642 | You know, there is a cruciferous support group. | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 92 | 32 | 8 |
643 | What makes you feel you are being stalked? | 1.3636 | 0.04794 | 165 | 117 | 36 | 12 |
644 | You say George Washington did this to you? | 1.3636 | 0.05197 | 154 | 112 | 28 | 14 |
645 | It's perfectly normal. I don't like you, either. | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
646 | Well, I’m stumped. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
647 | Let’s talk about your family roots | 1.3626 | 0.04127 | 171 | 114 | 52 | 5 |
648 | You clearly have deep rooted issues. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
649 | How, exactly, would a hugger ask permission? | 1.3625 | 0.04563 | 160 | 110 | 42 | 8 |
650 | I regret to inform you that you are in a vegetative state | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
651 | You look a little blanched today, gotten into hot water again? | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
652 | It's also valid for you not to grow in Brooklyn. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 93 | 27 | 10 |
653 | Ok out of respect I’ve already agreed to not write anything down on paper.” | 1.3614 | 0.04770 | 166 | 118 | 36 | 12 |
654 | And what do you think about whether you make a sound? | 1.3614 | 0.04994 | 166 | 121 | 30 | 15 |
655 | It must be hard watching the other S.T.E.M. get all the attention now. | 1.3613 | 0.05406 | 155 | 116 | 22 | 17 |
656 | In order to dig deeper, we're going to have to explore your roots. | 1.3608 | 0.04685 | 158 | 110 | 39 | 9 |
657 | You appear a bit rootless. | 1.3605 | 0.04866 | 172 | 125 | 32 | 15 |
658 | So, you're really saying you are in over your head? | 1.3600 | 0.05205 | 150 | 109 | 28 | 13 |
659 | To be honest, I just don't like you. | 1.3598 | 0.04884 | 164 | 118 | 33 | 13 |
660 | Given the shape you’re in I’m referring you to an Arborist. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
661 | What is clear is that you've lost all connection with your roots. | 1.3595 | 0.04693 | 153 | 106 | 39 | 8 |
662 | He was wrong about Quayle too. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
663 | So you're saying, people just buy you to throw you away? | 1.3588 | 0.05091 | 131 | 91 | 33 | 7 |
664 | Your problem is that you keep people from seeing the forest. | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
665 | Before we start--how do you spell 'broccoli'?" | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
666 | You're still better off than kale. | 1.3581 | 0.04795 | 148 | 103 | 37 | 8 |
667 | So your mother would spray your hair with Parmesan? | 1.3579 | 0.06509 | 95 | 69 | 18 | 8 |
668 | How long has stalking been a problem for you? | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
669 | I know rejection hurts. But have you considered that she’s only three? | 1.3577 | 0.05357 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
670 | When did you first realize you were no longer a nut? | 1.3576 | 0.05426 | 151 | 113 | 22 | 16 |
671 | I’m not sure therapy will be useful for you. Have considered topiary instead? | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
672 | It sounds like you get too easily steamed. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
673 | So you were left off the holiday menu again. | 1.3571 | 0.04934 | 154 | 110 | 33 | 11 |
674 | Let me get this straight: You have an irrational fear that you will be diagnosed as being in a permanent vegetative state. | 1.3568 | 0.04739 | 185 | 136 | 32 | 17 |
675 | Well, you are what you eat! | 1.3566 | 0.04801 | 143 | 99 | 37 | 7 |
676 | You tend to hide behind your rapini-sharp wit, don't you/ | 1.3562 | 0.04464 | 160 | 110 | 43 | 7 |
677 | Why are you bitter today? | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
678 | And in this nightmare, are there other vegetables on the cutting board too? | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
679 | When you say "bitter", do you mean emotionally or physically? | 1.3558 | 0.04661 | 163 | 115 | 38 | 10 |
680 | I just always feel like I'm being stalked | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
681 | Forget about George H.W. Bush already -- I bet Biden likes you just fine. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
682 | I know. Nobody gets hugged anymore. | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
683 | We all feel rootless sometimes | 1.3556 | 0.04872 | 135 | 93 | 36 | 6 |
684 | There are, however, some advantages to being uneaten at a holiday meal. | 1.3553 | 0.04797 | 152 | 107 | 36 | 9 |
685 | Let's examine your roots. You said your mother wasn't a very giving tree? | 1.3553 | 0.04612 | 152 | 105 | 40 | 7 |
686 | Get past the percieved bitterness of cruciferous vegetables and embrace your role as a superfood. | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
687 | So you say you husband was killed in a cuisinart? | 1.3546 | 0.05433 | 141 | 104 | 24 | 13 |
688 | No, I'm afraid I don't know how it feels to be attacked by woodpeckers. | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
689 | These days we all feel rootless. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
690 | You’re a walking paradox. You have much going for you, in spite of not being rooted in anything at all. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
691 | You want people to like you, but you are afraid of what comes next. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
692 | So you say kale's getting all the attention, how does that make you feel? | 1.3529 | 0.04965 | 170 | 126 | 28 | 16 |
693 | Cornrows aren't for everyone | 1.3529 | 0.05282 | 119 | 83 | 30 | 6 |
694 | I see we've lost some ground since your last visit. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
695 | The good news is green is the new black. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
696 | To be honest, I've always hated you too. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
697 | What is it about the word cruciferous that you find so offensive? | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
698 | No, no I suppose you're right. I guess Christmas trees do get all the attention this time of year. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
699 | You can't blame everything on cauliflower. | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
700 | Your problems don’t seem to be very deep-rooted. | 1.3514 | 0.04684 | 148 | 103 | 38 | 7 |
701 | Why do you think people don’t like you? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
702 | Its your leaves...you have to be willing to let go | 1.3510 | 0.05078 | 151 | 110 | 29 | 12 |
703 | I understand how cruciferous could be confusing. | 1.3510 | 0.04622 | 151 | 105 | 39 | 7 |
704 | How often do you feel you are stalked? | 1.3510 | 0.05164 | 151 | 111 | 27 | 13 |
705 | Let me understand, you think your crown is lying too heavy on your head? | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
706 | Building a nest in your branches without consent IS emotionally abusive. | 1.3506 | 0.04921 | 154 | 111 | 32 | 11 |
707 | I see it as the kids not want to eat you as a good thing. | 1.3504 | 0.04814 | 137 | 95 | 36 | 6 |
708 | Sometimes, a vegetable is just a vegetable. | 1.3504 | 0.04814 | 137 | 95 | 36 | 6 |
709 | And it's the same nightmare, about men with chainsaws? | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
710 | I feel like the vegans are out to get me. | 1.3504 | 0.05032 | 137 | 97 | 32 | 8 |
711 | This is a lot to digest in one sitting. | 1.3504 | 0.05823 | 137 | 105 | 16 | 16 |
712 | . . . and how long have you had this rootless feeling? | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
713 | It must be very hard that everyone says they want more vegetables in their life but no one calls | 1.3497 | 0.04483 | 163 | 114 | 41 | 8 |
714 | No, I didn't hear you fall, but I hear you now. | 1.3497 | 0.04483 | 163 | 114 | 41 | 8 |
715 | What I'm hearing is that you're really steamed. | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
716 | I think I can see the root cause of your problems. | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
717 | Everyone deserves to feel heard,even if they fall in a forest when no one's around. | 1.3496 | 0.05654 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 10 |
718 | It's okay if you identify as cauliflower, I don't see color. | 1.3494 | 0.04429 | 166 | 116 | 42 | 8 |
719 | So, tell me more about this nightmare in which you are chopped up and thrown into hot vegetable oil. | 1.3493 | 0.04721 | 146 | 102 | 37 | 7 |
720 | For one, I think you'd be happier living outdoors. | 1.3493 | 0.04917 | 146 | 104 | 33 | 9 |
721 | Maybe you should lay off the sauce! | 1.3493 | 0.04721 | 146 | 102 | 37 | 7 |
722 | Doctor, I feel like no one likes me. | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
723 | Well if George H.W. Bush said that he hated me then that might make me feel a little insecure too. | 1.3492 | 0.05781 | 126 | 94 | 20 | 12 |
724 | Do you identify as a small tree or a giant broccoli spear? | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
725 | How long have you felt like broccolini trapped in a broccoli body? | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
726 | Nobody likes me unless I'm steamed and drowning in cheese. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
727 | You’d like to date a cauliflower? | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
728 | ...so basically you're telling me that you don't feel grounded. | 1.3488 | 0.04631 | 172 | 124 | 36 | 12 |
729 | Well, I think you might be a floret AND a stalk. | 1.3487 | 0.04962 | 152 | 110 | 31 | 11 |
730 | I think of you as a friend with health benefits. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
731 | I've been advised you need stalk therapy. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
732 | It's important we find what's at the root of your problems | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
733 | You're not out of the woods yet. | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
734 | I think your seasonal affective disorder should clear up in the fall. | 1.3481 | 0.04572 | 158 | 111 | 39 | 8 |
735 | You don’t need the melted cheese-people like you just the way you are. | 1.3481 | 0.04572 | 158 | 111 | 39 | 8 |
736 | I think you need to go back to your roots. | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
737 | You say kids don't like you. | 1.3476 | 0.04938 | 164 | 121 | 29 | 14 |
738 | It can be hard to grow in the shadow of your parents | 1.3475 | 0.04826 | 141 | 99 | 35 | 7 |
739 | No, there isn’t a word for “fear of vegans”. | 1.3473 | 0.04724 | 167 | 121 | 34 | 12 |
740 | Maybe it's time to put down some roots. | 1.3472 | 0.04759 | 144 | 101 | 36 | 7 |
741 | Well,to be brutally honest, you’re just not very likable. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
742 | Yes, falling and no one hears you is worrisome, but we can work on this together. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
743 | Therapy could help you find your roots. | 1.3468 | 0.05731 | 124 | 92 | 21 | 11 |
744 | Try to understand. Not everyone can be poplar. | 1.3465 | 0.05289 | 127 | 91 | 28 | 8 |
745 | You want respect and love. The only way we get there is with cheese therapy. | 1.3465 | 0.05047 | 127 | 89 | 32 | 6 |
746 | So your rejection anxiety began with George H W Bush? | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
747 | I am certain it's seasonal affective disorder. We should meet again in the spring. | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
748 | I don’t think George Bush much cares for either of us. | 1.3457 | 0.04901 | 162 | 119 | 30 | 13 |
749 | Your problems seem deep-rooted. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
750 | How long have you identified as cruciferous? | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
751 | Let's start with your roots. | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
752 | And you say nobody heard you fall? We’re there any people around? | 1.3455 | 0.05393 | 110 | 77 | 28 | 5 |
753 | How long have you identified as cauliflower? | 1.3455 | 0.04913 | 165 | 122 | 29 | 14 |
754 | There is nothing wrong with being a poison oak who identifies as broccoli, but you have to accept that nobody is going to like you either way. | 1.3453 | 0.04758 | 139 | 97 | 36 | 6 |
755 | I'm sorry, but our kitchen timer is up. | 1.3453 | 0.05471 | 139 | 104 | 22 | 13 |
756 | Wherever you fall, you’re allowed to make a sound. | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
757 | So tell me, today do you feel more like broccoli or tree? | 1.3446 | 0.04669 | 148 | 104 | 37 | 7 |
758 | I’ve just been so steamed lately. | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
759 | So you say you feel uprooted ... | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
760 | And how often do you have this "veggie burger" dream? | 1.3440 | 0.05218 | 125 | 89 | 29 | 7 |
761 | Unfortunately, Medicare doesn't cover termites. | 1.3440 | 0.04965 | 125 | 87 | 33 | 5 |
762 | I appreciate the desire to branch out. The problem is, you've abandoned your roots, which is actually stunting your growth." | 1.3440 | 0.05691 | 125 | 93 | 21 | 11 |
763 | Have you tried dipping yourself in cheese? | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
764 | It's the holidays, not the hollandaise. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
765 | I love you, Helen, especially with ranch dip. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
766 | You’re feeling depressed BECAUSE nobody wants to eat you? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
767 | My sense is that when you were an acorn, you didn't fall far enough from the tree. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
768 | Face it,your parents were nuts! | 1.3433 | 0.05515 | 134 | 100 | 22 | 12 |
769 | I think that bitterness is going to stay with you. We'll have to find a way to work with it. | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
770 | Look, you’re going to have empty nests every year. Deal with it. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
771 | When did you first start feeling you'd been uprooted from your family?' | 1.3433 | 0.05515 | 134 | 100 | 22 | 12 |
772 | Then we're agreed: if it's a girl, 'Florette,' if it's a boy, 'Stalker.' | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
773 | Kermit, too, had a hard time being green | 1.3427 | 0.04770 | 143 | 101 | 35 | 7 |
774 | It's not just your feelings that are still raw. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
775 | I really think we’re getting to the root of your problem. | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
776 | You were BORN deciduous; it's not your fault - change is good! | 1.3425 | 0.05450 | 146 | 111 | 20 | 15 |
777 | I’m sure it was traumatic. But before we begin, I have to know - was there a sound? | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
778 | Are you still feeling raw? | 1.3423 | 0.04835 | 149 | 107 | 33 | 9 |
779 | I removed the pillow to help with your lumber support. | 1.3423 | 0.05196 | 149 | 111 | 25 | 13 |
780 | It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks; you know you made a sound. | 1.3421 | 0.05206 | 152 | 114 | 24 | 14 |
781 | How long have you felt you're being stalked? | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
782 | I like Ranch, too. | 1.3419 | 0.04707 | 155 | 111 | 35 | 9 |
783 | Have you ever considered branching out? | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
784 | I might be going out on a limb, or barking up the wrong tree, but I feel you have some deep-rooted issues. | 1.3416 | 0.04671 | 161 | 116 | 35 | 10 |
785 | Why do you think people hate you? | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
786 | Are you a stalker? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
787 | So what? I also fell, and it was a busy street and not in a forest. And still, nobody noticed. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
788 | I see people dressing me with their eyes". | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
789 | Yes, I’m a doctor , but not a tree surgeon. | 1.3409 | 0.05466 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
790 | Great job branching out! | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
791 | To be honest, it will be more than one session before you’re out of the woods. | 1.3406 | 0.05393 | 138 | 103 | 23 | 12 |
792 | The new opportunity sounds good for you, but how does your family feel about being uprooted? | 1.3406 | 0.04769 | 138 | 97 | 35 | 6 |
793 | When I snap my fingers, you will arise from this vegetative state | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
794 | I think it's all in your head. | 1.3403 | 0.05136 | 144 | 106 | 27 | 11 |
795 | Wait. Do you suppose they are saying cruciferous not crucify. | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
796 | The weight will be off your mind in the fall. | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
797 | Being an acorn when you are young does not make you nuts. | 1.3397 | 0.05104 | 156 | 117 | 25 | 14 |
798 | I was roasted and pushed to the side again | 1.3396 | 0.04622 | 159 | 114 | 36 | 9 |
799 | I know, and I agree, it IS annoying that so many people love Kale now. | 1.3396 | 0.04707 | 159 | 115 | 34 | 10 |
800 | I never used to like you, either. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
801 | Being called "Cruciferous" is not a bad thing. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
802 | It's perfectly natural to think everyone is trying to cut you down. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
803 | When did your condition branch out to your head? | 1.3385 | 0.05627 | 130 | 98 | 20 | 12 |
804 | It feels like if I fell no one would even notice. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
805 | Now let's discuss your shady past | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
806 | Have you considered planting roots and staying in one place? | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
807 | Really, I never did it with a vegetable before | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
808 | It's natural to feel anxious when you uproot." | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
809 | I think we’re making some real progress here. I can see you’re branching out. | 1.3381 | 0.05262 | 139 | 103 | 25 | 11 |
810 | No! You do NOT live in Brooklyn! | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
811 | I can’t imagine how tough it is when other kids hate you, but their parents love you. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
812 | Honestly, I'm better with Fruits and Nuts than I am with Vegetables. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
813 | Tell me when you began to fear you were being stalked. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
814 | But do you still want to identify as cruciferous? | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
815 | It may be of some comfort for you to know that both kale and spinach suffer from what is known as “broccoli envy.” | 1.3380 | 0.04676 | 142 | 100 | 36 | 6 |
816 | How does it make you feel when others in the Bunch refer to you as a Laughing Stalk? | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
817 | You should take it with a grain of salt. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
818 | I'm sure Kale didn't mean to replace you. | 1.3361 | 0.05102 | 119 | 84 | 30 | 5 |
819 | Remember, you’re still behind the dentist and cold weather . | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
820 | Sounds like you think everyone is only out for your head. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
821 | You said you feel disliked by children - tell me more about that. | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
822 | You look pretty healthy to me. | 1.3359 | 0.06002 | 128 | 100 | 13 | 15 |
823 | Just be calm. You get steamed so easily, | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
824 | Not everyone's going to like you. | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
825 | Good point, I've never had a president say that about me. | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
826 | And in this dream,how many forks were there? | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
827 | I really think it's all in your head." | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
828 | Do you ever feel green? | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
829 | Do you sometimes wish that broccolini had never been born? | 1.3357 | 0.04821 | 140 | 100 | 33 | 7 |
830 | I recommend taking a nice Ranch dip to decompress. People will start liking you more that way. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
831 | You're in a safe space. I promise that no one wants to eat you here. | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
832 | You’re here to see the brocktologist? | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
833 | So you say your friends are stalking you? | 1.3354 | 0.04401 | 161 | 114 | 40 | 7 |
834 | I think what I hear you saying is that you have trouble putting down roots… | 1.3354 | 0.04837 | 164 | 122 | 29 | 13 |
835 | When did you first notice you were bitter? | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
836 | Trust me, if you can just stay in the crisper until January 1st, you’re going to make a huge comeback. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
837 | I know it's hard, but it's December. You have to learn to let go, already. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
838 | Roughage can be a term of endearment. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
839 | Maybe you just need to get back to your roots. | 1.3333 | 0.04602 | 150 | 107 | 36 | 7 |
840 | Just because you’re good for everyone doesn’t mean they’re good for you. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
841 | Sometimes I too feel like Broc Obama. | 1.3333 | 0.06062 | 114 | 87 | 16 | 11 |
842 | I can tell something’s been eating you. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
843 | Heavy lies the crown. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
844 | Yes, I know they cut you down, but they left your feet. | 1.3333 | 0.05043 | 135 | 98 | 29 | 8 |
845 | I think you need to put down some roots. | 1.3333 | 0.05006 | 132 | 95 | 30 | 7 |
846 | So who's your barber? | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 138 | 98 | 34 | 6 |
847 | Have you tried branching out? | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
848 | Seems to me you've become alienated from your roots. | 1.3333 | 0.04646 | 132 | 92 | 36 | 4 |
849 | It's been 30 years. You have to let the George Bush thing go. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
850 | Listen, being pissed on over and over doesn’t make you a bad person. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
851 | Now this is not to be repeated but people really do like you, it's your cousin Brussels sprouts they hate. | 1.3333 | 0.04447 | 153 | 108 | 39 | 6 |
852 | Yes, kids hate you. Isn’t enough that mothers everywhere love you? | 1.3333 | 0.05005 | 117 | 82 | 31 | 4 |
853 | How long have you been vegan? | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
854 | I was wondering. How do you feel about branching out? | 1.3333 | 0.04729 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
855 | It could just be gas. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
856 | You seem a little steamed. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
857 | To tree or not to tree | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
858 | So you are saying that both your parents were nuts? | 1.3333 | 0.05554 | 132 | 100 | 20 | 12 |
859 | Don’t think of yourself as a “little tree.” Think of yourself as a big vegetable. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
860 | Just because you're a stalk doesn't mean you're a stalker. Always remember that. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
861 | These twittering sounds, have you being hearing them long? | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
862 | Don't worry, in the fall you'll have less on your mind. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
863 | Well, yes, you must be steamed! | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
864 | Uprooting is never easy. Give yourself some more time to adjust. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
865 | Unfair as it seems, you'll just have to accept that some people will be frightened by you appearance. | 1.3312 | 0.05134 | 154 | 117 | 23 | 14 |
866 | So deep down you’re a sweet potato? | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
867 | What I’m hearing you say is that it’s all in your head.” | 1.3311 | 0.04858 | 151 | 111 | 30 | 10 |
868 | You might feel less restricted if you branched out a little more. | 1.3311 | 0.04637 | 148 | 106 | 35 | 7 |
869 | My previous practice was with children, but I decided to branch out. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
870 | Wait a minute, don't let all that superior nutritional rating go right to your head! | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
871 | It is natural for you to feel a sense of loss in the Fall | 1.3310 | 0.04550 | 142 | 100 | 37 | 5 |
872 | Sure the Green Giant is bigger and stronger, but you've got a better head on your shoulders - so I'd focus on that! | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
873 | It might be a good time to 'branch out.' | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
874 | Heavy hangs the head that wears the crown?" Talk about that | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
875 | Tell me, did it make a sound when you fell? | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
876 | I understand your concern about having to be on pizza. Pineapple has the same complaints. | 1.3308 | 0.05307 | 133 | 99 | 24 | 10 |
877 | Is the loss of leaves a recurring problem ? | 1.3308 | 0.05413 | 133 | 100 | 22 | 11 |
878 | Well, that's it. I'm stumped! | 1.3308 | 0.05503 | 130 | 98 | 21 | 11 |
879 | I may be going out on a limb here,... | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
880 | I think you're having a hard time seeing the trees for the florets. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
881 | Maybe you’d find the acceptance you crave if you tried a little Hollandaise sauce. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
882 | It's not easy being green? That's all you've got? Let's switch. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
883 | When did you start feeling that your bottom half was disposable? | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
884 | I know you think everyone hates you, but just imagine being an eggplant. | 1.3304 | 0.06016 | 115 | 88 | 16 | 11 |
885 | Sometimes, I think I am a tree | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
886 | This is key. Are you a tree or a piece of broccoli? | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
887 | Among other things I was accused of blocking the view of the forest | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
888 | Saving the world by capturing carbon is a lot of pressure, but first I think we should deal with your fear of racoons." | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
889 | It’s autumn, just let go. | 1.3290 | 0.04677 | 155 | 113 | 33 | 9 |
890 | You have to stop stalking me. | 1.3289 | 0.04804 | 149 | 109 | 31 | 9 |
891 | I'm sorry to say I didn't hear you when you fell in the forest. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
892 | I suggest you get back to your roots. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
893 | Tell me this doc, what does cauliflower have that I don't? | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
894 | Doc, one day I feel like a tree then next a stick of broccoli. Am I wrong to blame the artist? | 1.3284 | 0.05482 | 134 | 102 | 20 | 12 |
895 | It seems that "persistent vegetative state" isn't quite what I thought. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
896 | I'm afraid your bark is worse than your blight." | 1.3284 | 0.05273 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
897 | It IS about inner growth, but stop measuring your value by how many rings you have.... | 1.3284 | 0.04466 | 134 | 93 | 38 | 3 |
898 | So you're feeling uprooted? | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
899 | You can't base your self worth on popularity. Everyone acknowledges how healthy you are! | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
900 | You lack the tenderness a healthy relationship requires. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
901 | Ok some people don't like broccoli. That doesn't make you bad. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
902 | If you ask me, it sounds like it's all in your head. | 1.3282 | 0.05466 | 131 | 99 | 21 | 11 |
903 | Yes, I've heard the expression, "Heavy is the crown." | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
904 | Tell me, when did you begin to feel uprooted? | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
905 | So, they keep hugging you without your permission? | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
906 | Don't be a sap. | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
907 | Do you identify as broccoli or as a tree? | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
908 | For most of us, purpose is defined not so much by what we do as it is by the actual act of being. For you, I’m guessing it’s stir-fry. | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
909 | What do you mean It isn't easy being green"? | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
910 | Looks arent everything . It’s a matter of taste | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
911 | What's important is that *you* like you. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
912 | So, she left you for Rabe, even though he's a known stalker? | 1.3277 | 0.05079 | 119 | 85 | 29 | 5 |
913 | You can relax a bit here. We don't allow dogs or campers inside the building. | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
914 | Stalk Therapy | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
915 | Vegging out is normal, especially in your case. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
916 | People only think of me as a side. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
917 | But are you *your* favourite vegetable? | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
918 | So Mr. Wood, you were mistaken for Broccoli how many times this year and how does this make you feel? | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
919 | So are you a broccoli that wants to be a tree or vice versa? | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
920 | No one can determine if you’re broccoli or a tree but yourself. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
921 | And why do you think kids don’t like you? | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
922 | Well....I don't think it's a deeply rooted problem. | 1.3268 | 0.04527 | 153 | 110 | 36 | 7 |
923 | Maybe it's all in your head. | 1.3265 | 0.05576 | 98 | 70 | 24 | 4 |
924 | People are always trying to butter you up, but facts are facts, people just don't like you for who you really are. | 1.3262 | 0.04557 | 141 | 100 | 36 | 5 |
925 | Just accept it. People don't like broccoli. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
926 | This might sound judgmental, but it is coming from a place of empathy. That is a lot of masturbation. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
927 | Your day is coming, Mr. Broccoli. Remember, everybody used to hate Kale too. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
928 | I'm a full grown broccoli Doc, but they still call me broccolini | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
929 | I know you want to identify as black, but that is not an afro. | 1.3261 | 0.05056 | 138 | 102 | 27 | 9 |
930 | How do you feel when people constantly try to butter you up? | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
931 | The cauliflower trend will pass. You'll see. | 1.3259 | 0.04682 | 135 | 96 | 34 | 5 |
932 | Don’t take it so personal - everyone hates Broccoli. | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
933 | Don't worry, not every session bears fruit. | 1.3258 | 0.05323 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
934 | Your paranoia is valid. You are stalked. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
935 | So, tell me more about Britney Spears being in your family tree. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
936 | Now when you say 'family tree'.... | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
937 | I agree - growing two feet in one year IS very unusual. | 1.3254 | 0.05018 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
938 | So, the dream is that you fall and no one is there to hear you? | 1.3254 | 0.05384 | 126 | 94 | 23 | 9 |
939 | I get that you're steamed, but you're much healthier that way. | 1.3252 | 0.05714 | 123 | 94 | 18 | 11 |
940 | So, let's explore this a little more. When you fell in the forest, there was nobody around right? | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
941 | - I guess this is your destiny, they hate you but will buy you every week anyway... | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
942 | The problem is, you’ve lost touch with your roots. | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
943 | So, you feel your downward spiral began back when the first President Bush said he didn’t like broccoli? | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
944 | It’s normal! Everyone says like it feels like they’ve been uprooted these days. | 1.3245 | 0.05021 | 151 | 114 | 25 | 12 |
945 | Why don’t you go home, take a nice ice bath for about 5-10 minutes and you’ll perk right up! | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
946 | I've always liked you - even though no one else does" | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
947 | Try to imagine having your bark being worse than your bite as a positive | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
948 | It’s ok to be a tree and not want to be hugged !! | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
949 | I know, it's hard to have no roots. Would it help if I say you have nice feet? | 1.3233 | 0.04719 | 133 | 95 | 33 | 5 |
950 | Let's go back to your earliest memory of resenting Kale's success | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
951 | You need to let go of George Bush | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
952 | It must be tough growing up under your father's shadow. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
953 | Last session you came dressed as a hot dog, so i think the broccoli outlook shows a healthier self concept , progress in that | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
954 | No paper. I promise our office has gone completely electronic. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
955 | What do you think? My father is an oak tree and my mother is a stalk of broccoli. | 1.3230 | 0.04458 | 161 | 117 | 36 | 8 |
956 | Let’s start out with setting limits. Are you broccoli or a tree? | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
957 | Looks like we have the same barber. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
958 | Honestly,I have not been able to put roots down in this city either. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
959 | So, how do you feel when a child refuses to eat you? | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
960 | How long have you been having decapitation nightmares? | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
961 | As to your problem, I'm going out on a limb here... | 1.3223 | 0.05893 | 121 | 94 | 15 | 12 |
962 | There's no way to get around your head being delicious. | 1.3221 | 0.04881 | 149 | 111 | 28 | 10 |
963 | It doesn’t matter what Bob Ross says. It’s ok to be a sad, little tree sometimes. | 1.3220 | 0.05757 | 118 | 90 | 18 | 10 |
964 | It's time to talk about the root of your problem. | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
965 | It might help if you put down some roots. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
966 | I feel that I'm lacking roots. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
967 | It’s just a question of putting down deep roots somewhere. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
968 | I liked you better when you were a couch potato. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
969 | Actually, cheese might help. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
970 | How do I tell him that I am a deciduous and he's an evergreen, I will be bald every winter, he accepts that or I leave ? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
971 | I’m sorry, that was an insensitive question. Of course you made a sound when you fell. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
972 | The voices in your head are real- they're called "winds" | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
973 | Look, kids hate me too. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
974 | I can help with your anxiety, but let's find the roots first. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
975 | I just don't have the same sentiment as Joyce Kilmer! | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
976 | Can you say more about why you are feeling uprooted? | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
977 | Dogs do it to every tree — don’t let that bother you. | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
978 | My kids hate me | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
979 | So when did the environmentalists begin to inappropriately touch you? | 1.3204 | 0.06355 | 103 | 80 | 13 | 10 |
980 | So,broccoli rabe is from your mother’s side of the family tree? | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
981 | I know, I know. You fell in a forest and nobody heard you. But I'm here and I hear you. | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
982 | And you have a deep-seated fear of melted butter, is that right? | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
983 | Don't you think maybe Janet butters you up a little too often? | 1.3200 | 0.04899 | 125 | 90 | 30 | 5 |
984 | Organic or not. You are still broccoli. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
985 | I feel our sessions are better for me than you. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
986 | So, your mother was not a tree-hugger? | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
987 | So, dinner parties and buffets make you nervous. | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
988 | To overcome your fear of cheese, we need to immerse you in it. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
989 | So he cut you off at the knees? | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
990 | And when did you first begin to feel no one would hear you if you fell? | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
991 | So what exactly did this "little birdie" tell you? | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
992 | Tell me about your childhood as an acorn. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
993 | So you have a feeling of abandonment when you fell & no one heard the sound? | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
994 | I hear you saying, it isn't easy being green. | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
995 | It’s not all in your head. Do you want to stalk about it? | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
996 | Yes,I did say I had a beef with broccoli but… | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
997 | I can see where those feelings stem from. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
998 | People only seem to like me when I'm drenched in cheddar cheese." | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
999 | I think we need to focus more on the root cause... | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1000 | Don't take dog conduct personally. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1001 | I have nightmares that I’ll be losing my hair in the fall! | 1.3186 | 0.05932 | 113 | 87 | 16 | 10 |
1002 | You were born a tree but identify as a woman? | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1003 | Now, if we could just get to the root of your problem. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
1004 | Tell me more about why you think people hate you. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1005 | A lot of us are feeling uprooted these days. | 1.3178 | 0.04897 | 107 | 75 | 30 | 2 |
1006 | I know you don't like it when people say you look like a tree. Just be thankful you're not a banana. | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
1007 | So tell me, what has you so steamed? | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1008 | OK, I agree that everybody hates you, but is that necessarily a bad thing? | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1009 | A lot of people don't like me either, that's life. | 1.3172 | 0.04453 | 145 | 104 | 36 | 5 |
1010 | So no one’s hugged you lately? | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
1011 | Surely "every dog" doesn't piss on you. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1012 | I had a dream I was being eaten alive | 1.3171 | 0.05454 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
1013 | He said you were spinach, and to hell with you? | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1014 | If you insist on being liked, try wearing some cheese. | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
1015 | I know you are growing impatient, but it takes time before therapy bears fruit. | 1.3171 | 0.05454 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
1016 | You are right. The kids will have it tough in the garden with broccoli for their dad and cauliflower for their mom. | 1.3171 | 0.04941 | 123 | 89 | 29 | 5 |
1017 | You know, I have the same issue with my hair. My colleagues call me "Dr. Broccoli from Brooklyn". | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1018 | Let's cut back on the chlorophyll. | 1.3171 | 0.04804 | 123 | 88 | 31 | 4 |
1019 | Broccoli isn't so bad, you could be bananas. | 1.3171 | 0.05454 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
1020 | You know, part of growing up is also learning how to branch out. | 1.3169 | 0.04620 | 142 | 103 | 33 | 6 |
1021 | It will be difficult for us to get to the root of your problem here in the office | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
1022 | In the interest of full disclosure, I’ve never liked you either. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1023 | I wouldn’t worry so much about fall, just live your life. | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
1024 | It all started in Brooklyn" | 1.3167 | 0.05549 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 9 |
1025 | I do hear you when you fall,the couch is just very soft | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1026 | Let’s discuss your family tree. | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
1027 | First, stop reading Shel Silverstein. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1028 | Why do you think you are not a vegetable? | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1029 | I see you've started to branch out. | 1.3162 | 0.05777 | 117 | 90 | 17 | 10 |
1030 | So tell me, how did the date with the brussel sprout go…did she take the whole bunch with her.. like last time? | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1031 | So, tell me your florets. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1032 | Tell me more about when your leaves left you. | 1.3162 | 0.04391 | 136 | 96 | 37 | 3 |
1033 | OK, kids laugh at you. But look on the bright side, they won't bite you. | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
1034 | Have you told your friends that you don’t like being roasted? | 1.3162 | 0.04514 | 136 | 97 | 35 | 4 |
1035 | It's ok if you are not sure if you are broccoli or a tree. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1036 | So, I think we've had a real breakthrough with dogs. Now I’d like to turn our attention to bike chains. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1037 | We all feel a little green from time to time. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1038 | When did it first occur to you that you were being stalked?? | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
1039 | Well, if it's any comfort you're both carbon and calorie neutral. | 1.3154 | 0.04638 | 130 | 93 | 33 | 4 |
1040 | I don't know if you are broccoli, broccolini, or a tree. The important thing is to love yourself." | 1.3154 | 0.05464 | 130 | 100 | 19 | 11 |
1041 | I know that you were hoping that our sessions would bear fruit. | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
1042 | Actually, I think you really ARE a tree. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1043 | Can you think of any reason why you might be holding on to your leaves this late in the season? | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1044 | My girlfriend left me for a hardwood | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1045 | I've got to ask... is that a wig? | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1046 | So you've realized you have social anxiety now that people are visiting the park again. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1047 | If you were a human, what kind of human would you want to be? | 1.3153 | 0.06001 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 10 |
1048 | Yes, it's a good disguise, but it would work better in a forest. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1049 | Trees lives matter | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1050 | It's fine, my kids hate you too. | 1.3150 | 0.05443 | 127 | 97 | 20 | 10 |
1051 | Well I would agree with them - you ARE a shady character. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
1052 | Your fear of fire seems deeply rooted. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1053 | I see you are green with envy, but I think we can beet this if you lettuce. | 1.3148 | 0.06121 | 108 | 84 | 14 | 10 |
1054 | You need to start believing that fall doesn't define you. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1055 | What's your first memory as a floret? | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1056 | So let's begin with some anger issues. When was the last time you were steamed? | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1057 | Unrooted or uprooted - you have the power to choose! | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
1058 | Don't be a narcissist. All trees have leaves on their heads. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1059 | No one will love you until you learn to love yourself. | 1.3143 | 0.05178 | 140 | 107 | 22 | 11 |
1060 | You know I hate it when you vegetate. | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1061 | So, Mr Oaks, you're worried that your kids will be nuts | 1.3143 | 0.05078 | 140 | 106 | 24 | 10 |
1062 | Don't feel you have to crucify yourself just because you're cruciferous. | 1.3140 | 0.05509 | 121 | 92 | 20 | 9 |
1063 | So branching out didn’t work so well, eh? | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1064 | I see you’re still in that vegetated state | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1065 | You're experiencing floret delusions. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1066 | It all started when kale started to become fashionable | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
1067 | I think you just need to get back to your roots | 1.3139 | 0.04486 | 137 | 98 | 35 | 4 |
1068 | Perhaps your loneliness stems from your unwillingness to branch out? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1069 | So, you continue to experience these nightmares of being stalked? | 1.3137 | 0.04771 | 153 | 115 | 28 | 10 |
1070 | What do you mean when you fall in the forest it brings up a lot of issues? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1071 | Are you having thoughts of steaming yourself? | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1072 | I'm sorry but isn't it a good thing that nobody likes you? | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1073 | Trust me,the Fall is nothing to be afraid of. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1074 | But, dear, I swear I've never ever seen a poem as lovely as you. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1075 | It doesn’t matter that I might choose crowns over spears, what matters is your self when steamed. | 1.3130 | 0.05428 | 131 | 101 | 19 | 11 |
1076 | Maybe you should think about getting a trim if your arms are that tired. | 1.3125 | 0.04917 | 112 | 80 | 29 | 3 |
1077 | So, you say your problems began with the first Bush administration? | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1078 | We aren’t going to get to the root of your problem if you don’t stop hedging. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1079 | But when you were younger, you liked dogs. | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1080 | You said you’d like to branch out? | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1081 | It is common, however you need not feel guilt due to your enjoyment of self-pollination. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
1082 | What do former presidents know anyway? | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1083 | Sauteed, pureed, steamed, chopped, devoured whole--I understand how contemplating your end must be difficult. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
1084 | The fact that they ate Aunt Bev’s cornflakes, frankfurter and marshmallow casserole, and didn’t touch your plate, says more about them than anything else. | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1085 | And when did this fear of vegans first develop? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1086 | I see, so what you’re telling me is that, kids are now wanting to eat you for dinner and that’s when the nightmares started? | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
1087 | So the broccoli pizza crust wasn’t a hit? | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1088 | Louis I can't help that no kids like you. | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1089 | Yes, the sixties were great, but they’re over. | 1.3115 | 0.05944 | 122 | 97 | 12 | 13 |
1090 | You should be very pleased so many dogs pick you. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1091 | You could just cut it all off and try to pass as celery. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1092 | Did the other kids not like you when you were young? | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1093 | I wouldn't worry too much...you're young and sometimes it takes a while to settle down and establish roots. | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
1094 | It was a figure of speech, branching out. | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
1095 | You need to turn a new leaf… | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
1096 | Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’re not the only one who thought Joyce Kilmer was a woman! | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1097 | I don't think it's helpful for you to keep calling me your arborist. | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
1098 | I feel like I am getting pissed on every day... | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1099 | Stop trying to be good for everybody. | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
1100 | But why do you let yourself be treated as just a garnish? | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1101 | That's what dogs do, you can't take it personal | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
1102 | I know you don't like it that your husband is such a couch potato, but getting steamed about it is not a solution. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1103 | Did you say you grew up in Brooklyn? | 1.3101 | 0.05481 | 129 | 100 | 18 | 11 |
1104 | Once we find the root of the problem, we can branch out from there and see where that leaves us. | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
1105 | Clearly, you have some deeply rooted issues. | 1.3101 | 0.04511 | 129 | 92 | 34 | 3 |
1106 | It’s probably empty nest syndrome. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1107 | The good news? Your problems do not appear to be deep rooted. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1108 | Did you make a sound when you fell? Asking for a friend." | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
1109 | Now Mr. Floret, for the last time, there isn't any ranch dressing anywhere in this room. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1110 | Your friends and family are right, a good cheese sauce would go a long way in increasing your popularity. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1111 | What makes you think you're a couch potato? | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1112 | So you are saying you "loose part of yourself" every Fall. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1113 | Of course I know kale when I see it. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1114 | And what are these birds telling you? | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1115 | This is way more convenient than a walk in the woods. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1116 | As you were telling me, you were never popular among middle schoolers, right? | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1117 | You can't be loved by everyone. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1118 | How does it make you feel when people say they don’t like you? | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
1119 | What makes it difficult for you to put down roots? | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1120 | Have you thought about trying cheese? | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
1121 | And they said it was because of me they could no longer see the forest | 1.3089 | 0.05671 | 123 | 96 | 16 | 11 |
1122 | The court sent you here because of serious charges. You don't think "stalk" is an accurate description? | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
1123 | I keep getting dreams that I am covered in cheese whiz. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1124 | Don't feel so bad. The Kale frenzy is only a fad. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1125 | Tell me more about this recurring sense of abandonment you feel. You say it's seasonal? | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1126 | You should branch out more. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1127 | Do you hate you? | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1128 | So, I understand you feel rootless… | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1129 | There's lots of reasons why people get gassy, it's not necessarily your fault. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1130 | And then I fell. And nobody noticed | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
1131 | It's okay to tell them you're not a hugger, Terry. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1132 | So what do you feel has inhibited your growth in the forest: your small town roots or your branching out in business? | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1133 | So when you noticed all the other food eaten on the plate but you, this generated feelings of abandonment. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
1134 | Have you thought about branching out a bit more? | 1.3077 | 0.04741 | 130 | 95 | 30 | 5 |
1135 | What evidence do you have that the cauliflowers run the entertainment industry? | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1136 | When they wrote that you were a son-of-a-bitch, I'm sure it was just a typo, Mr. Birch. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1137 | It doesn’t matter that so many people don’t like you. Take pride in how GOOD you are for them! | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1138 | Is it true? Did you make a sound? | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1139 | You're depressed because you fell in a forest, and no one heard you? | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1140 | "I suggest that you find a tree hugger to help you get better..' | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1141 | I get it. If you fall,you just want to be heard. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1142 | I could refer you to a good horticulturist. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1143 | Why do you feel children don't like you? | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1144 | I don't think it's cheating if Ranch sees other veggies. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1145 | Well. First let’s talk about your fear of birds. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1146 | Are you asking me if your fear of vegans is irrational? | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1147 | You've made progress but you're not out of the woods yet. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1148 | So you are a little different? Work it! Let your freak flag fly. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1149 | Let’s talk more about your cousin Rob. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1150 | I think what you really need is a botanist. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1151 | Everyone feels rootless these days. | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1152 | Sounds like your childhood was nuts. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1153 | No, it's okay... I'm afraid of steam myself. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1154 | The first thing you should do is to put down some roots. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1155 | In Autumn, leaves begin to fall off trees. It's not personal. | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1156 | Fantasizing about cheese and bacon does not make you "weird". | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1157 | Forget about the George Bushes of the world, lots of people love Broccoli. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1158 | Yes, I can see there's a lot going on in your head. | 1.3053 | 0.04584 | 131 | 95 | 32 | 4 |
1159 | I just don't see us getting anywhere without Ranch. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1160 | Of course people love you... it's just that they might love you more in creamy parmesan. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1161 | I'd say you've finally eaten too much Broccoli. | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
1162 | You are what you eat. | 1.3046 | 0.04791 | 151 | 115 | 26 | 10 |
1163 | Then why did she leave you? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1164 | Why do you think so many have beef with you? | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1165 | Come on now, I’m sure not *everyone* has beef with you. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1166 | And just how long have you had this feeling that you are being stalked?" | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1167 | You can just lay there and vegetate for a while if you’d like. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1168 | You say his kids don't like you... | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1169 | Just out of curiosity, when you fell in the forest did it make a sound? | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
1170 | Just because you have nuts doesn’t mean that you’re nuts. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1171 | Go out on a limb! Move to Brooklyn! | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
1172 | Cauliflower envy is a possibility. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1173 | Then you relocated? Weren’t you firmly planted? | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1174 | Are you ok? You're looking a little green. | 1.3033 | 0.04784 | 122 | 89 | 29 | 4 |
1175 | Personally, I understand why people can't stomach you. | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1176 | You need to accept that your whole family is cruciferous, it’s genetic. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1177 | As a sapling the other trees constantly called me an invasive species. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1178 | Let stalk about it… | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1179 | It's obvious that you are still suffering from the trauma of the G. H. W. Bush presidency. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1180 | I’m tired of only being appreciated for my head. Everyone discards the rest of me. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1181 | As your psycho-arborist I can see why your depressed - you've lost standing, you're uprooted, and you no longer bear fruit. | 1.3025 | 0.05541 | 119 | 92 | 18 | 9 |
1182 | I do know how you feel. I was also called Broccoli Head in school. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1183 | So... describe this feeling of rootlessness... | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1184 | They tried to cook me for dinner last night... "How did that make you feel?" .. I was really steamed. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1185 | My mother sent you, didn't she. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1186 | So you really believe Green is the new Black? | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
1187 | So when your wife says you just like to veg out, how does that make you feel? | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1188 | On an emotional level, you project a rather wooden attitude. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1189 | I said you could stretch out, who told you to take off your fucking socks? | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1190 | Was it right after she said, “You’re too good for me,” that she ran off with a pint of Cherry Garcia? | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1191 | I'm sorry to hear your son has joined a splinter group | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1192 | You’ve got to stop thinking you’re the only tree in Brooklyn. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1193 | I’m a psychiatrist, not a hairdresser. | 1.3017 | 0.04931 | 116 | 85 | 27 | 4 |
1194 | So you feel like it’s all in your head? | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
1195 | So you say that nobody likes you? | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
1196 | Truth be told, there are times I want to be a queen palm too. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1197 | That's not true. There's even a US President who likes you. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1198 | Sorry, you think you're being stalked or you are a stalk? | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1199 | We're eventually going to have to discuss your broccolini years. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1200 | So your salad days were Hell. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
1201 | You're right. Nobody loves you. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1202 | My wife left me for a Linden, too. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1203 | Let's go back to your roots." | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1204 | So you had a single parent who ignored you, and your baby siblings were all nuts? | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1205 | Good news is the voices you're hearing are actually a squirrel, two robins, and a chipmunk. The bad news is they're not wrong about your relationship with your mother. | 1.3009 | 0.05606 | 113 | 87 | 18 | 8 |
1206 | You seem really steamed. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1207 | You don't have to mitigate carbon emissions all by yourself. There are other trees out there to help! | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1208 | What did your family say when you told them you wanted to pick up your roots and move on? | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1209 | Please don't tell me it's all in my head. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1210 | So what if you're broccoli? Some of my best friends are cruciferous. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1211 | They keep telling me it’s all in my head. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1212 | It is time that you got over not being served on Air Force One | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1213 | There’s more to self esteem than just having a big head | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1214 | I'm not sure the dog piss is really about you. | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1215 | Have you thought about why whether you made a sound or not is so important to you? | 1.3008 | 0.05335 | 133 | 104 | 18 | 11 |
1216 | I can see why you have problems wearing turtlenecks and hats | 1.3008 | 0.04267 | 133 | 95 | 36 | 2 |
1217 | I need you to branch out. | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
1218 | You’re having a bad hair day. It happens to all of us. Yours just happens to be leafy green. | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1219 | This isn’t about your mother. *Nobody* likes broccoli. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
1220 | Some people just aren't going to like you and you just have to learn to be okay with that. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1221 | Yes, it might improve your self-esteem, but I don't think we can persuade Popeye to switch. | 1.3000 | 0.05347 | 90 | 65 | 23 | 2 |
1222 | Is this the first autumn you couldn't let go? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1223 | Even the people who say they like me are really just faking it. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1224 | So you believe you are having an identity crisis, Mr. Cauliflower? | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1225 | I just feel like I'm all up in my head | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1226 | Maybe you need to branch out more and stop hanging out with shady characters. | 1.3000 | 0.05870 | 120 | 96 | 12 | 12 |
1227 | If you’ll allow me to dig just a bit deeper, I am certain we’ll find the root of the problem. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1228 | You're looking healthy! | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1229 | If you were coniferous, how do you image your life would be different? | 1.3000 | 0.05626 | 120 | 94 | 16 | 10 |
1230 | Doc, I get tired of people constantly telling me how healthy I am. It’s a lot of pressure for a vegetable. | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1231 | And would you say that when Margaret said that she didn’t want to see you any longer it got you a little steamed? | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
1232 | Sooooooo...you're a branch manager and they want you to uproot and transplant to another region? | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1233 | of course I can help, I'm a certified mental health arborist. | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
1234 | You should try to be less bitter. | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
1235 | And is this “Broccolini” in the room with us now? | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1236 | So, how good is your insurance? | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1237 | So your mother was an evergreen and your father was a tree hugger? | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1238 | What I’m hearing is that you’re anxious about losing your head at dinner time. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1239 | I'm not sure that dealing with aggressive squirrels is something I can help you with. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1240 | I'm not yet sure but it may be more than just a bad hair day. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1241 | It's perfectly normal to feel green" | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
1242 | And why do you feel like everybody hates you? | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
1243 | I'm impressed by the growth you've demonstrated since we've been seeing one another. | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
1244 | Yes, after everything that you’ve been through it’s normal to feel uprooted. | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1245 | I would ask how you feel, but do you even? | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1246 | You're here, so . . . your problem isn't as deeply rooted as you think. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1247 | You can't say you didn't see this coming--with all that 'You are what you eat' talk. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1248 | Ah, yes, there is definitely a shady side on your family tree | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1249 | I’d like us to start with talking about your salad days. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1250 | Don't get ahead of yourself! | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1251 | Your friends might not like it, but it's your job to throw shade. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1252 | On the bright side, at least you are not a couch potato." Andrew Kimball, New York Cit | 1.2979 | 0.05205 | 141 | 111 | 18 | 12 |
1253 | Well, yes. I suppose, in a way, I'm steamed too... | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
1254 | Yeeeeaah... sorry about that. I never fart with my other patients. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1255 | Why do you think you're feeling so steamed? | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
1256 | How long have you experienced these nightmares of being stalked? | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
1257 | Why not try a weekend at the ranch and take a dip? | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1258 | You’re still raw because George H.W. hated you? | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1259 | Yes, President Bush was mean to you, but remember Kermit said "It's not easy being green." | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1260 | It doesn't matter whether others like you. What matters is that you like yourself. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1261 | As your therapist I can say that you are not paranoid. The humans around you are trying to kill you. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1262 | You’re right, I don’t know how it feels to be uprooted. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1263 | I know it's painful, but the truth is... sometimes taste buds change. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1264 | Maybe try a horseradish mousse. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1265 | They are just pretending to like you | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1266 | Relax, you’re just branching out. | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1267 | Sure, Kale is riding a wave of popularity but you, Broccoli, have legs. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1268 | It doesn't matter if they like you, as long as you like yourself. | 1.2966 | 0.04709 | 118 | 86 | 29 | 3 |
1269 | Have you ever considered that not everyone hates broccoli? | 1.2963 | 0.04470 | 135 | 99 | 32 | 4 |
1270 | What if I told you, all you need is a bit more fiber? | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1271 | In your case, being unpopular might actually be a good thing. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1272 | Why is what some kid thinks so important to you? | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1273 | Not a couch potato, are you? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1274 | And how did that make you feel when you fell and no one heard you? | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
1275 | You've got to try branching out more. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1276 | Why don't we try to get in touch with your inner broccolini. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1277 | So you feel shunned at parties and dinners? | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
1278 | I hear you...I hear you.. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1279 | But did *you* hear it, Dave? | 1.2960 | 0.05331 | 125 | 97 | 19 | 9 |
1280 | But that George Bush comment was decades ago. The field you are from didn't even exist. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1281 | So you told her you'd be good for her. But sometimes, women want the bad boy. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1282 | How long have you had this nightmare that you're being stalked? | 1.2958 | 0.05075 | 142 | 111 | 20 | 11 |
1283 | These broccolini have really been messing with my body image lately. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1284 | We should work on anger management - you look steamed. | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1285 | I'm afraid you are in a vegetative state. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1286 | I agree it seems inequitable, but have you considered that maybe cauliflower actually needs the plastic wrap? | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1287 | I’d love to help but your leaves need to want to change. | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1288 | So you feel like you can't see the forest for the trees? | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1289 | My seedling says I’m shady and I drink too much. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
1290 | Of course I understand. When I was a kid, they used to call me string bean. | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1291 | Tree huggers are inconstant lovers. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1292 | To get to the root of your problem, you really need to see an arborist. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1293 | I'm afraid I can't treat you. I hate you, too. | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1294 | Your won’t experience inner growth until you deal with your fear of putting down roots. | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1295 | Of course nobody likes you. You're broccoli! Get over it. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1296 | Perhaps you wouldn't be overlooked if you stopped ducking the cheese sauce! | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1297 | Look, we’ve all felt uprooted these past 21 months. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1298 | OMG, you're GMO? | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1299 | Why do you think you’ve always felt pushed aside? | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1300 | And you say your parents were always throwing you shade? | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1301 | It's ok to branch out a little bit. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1302 | Tell me, how long have been having these nightmares about woodpeckers? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1303 | Let's get to the root of the problem, shall we? | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1304 | When did you first realize the apple was falling far from you? | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1305 | I don’t think you look anything like broccolini | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1306 | So you've got a part in the new "Macbeth" production? | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1307 | It's not easy to be green. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1308 | So, you just uprooted yourself packed your trunk and left? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1309 | Clearly, it’s a seasonal disorder. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1310 | How long have you had this unnatural fear of getting very ill and becoming a vegetable? | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1311 | Maybe your salad days AREN’T over yet. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1312 | Doc, I think I have a stalker. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1313 | Reality check. You’re not a poem, you’re a tree. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1314 | I think you need to stop dating Ms. Meloncauliflower. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1315 | So you feel like you are in a vegetated state? | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1316 | I can’t shake the feeling I’m being stalked. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1317 | I think two left feet is the root of your problem. | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1318 | So Mr Oli, can you describe your symptoms for me?” “Please doctor, call me Brocc | 1.2937 | 0.04655 | 126 | 93 | 29 | 4 |
1319 | When did people start calling you shady? | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1320 | Would you describe yourself as ‘giving’? | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1321 | A salad bar is still a bar, Rick. | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1322 | If it’s any consolation I always eat my broccoli. | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1323 | If I were cheating on you with Asparagus, you’d know it. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1324 | No. I'm sorry. Nobody likes you. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1325 | And how long have you had this fantasy of being stalked? | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1326 | I’m sure those kids were talking about broccoli. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1327 | I think some pruning might be beneficial. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1328 | Just know that I'm rooting for you. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1329 | I believe if you persevere through autumn things won't weigh so heavily on you. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1330 | The root of your problem seems to be abandonment issues associated with your leaves. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1331 | How old were you when you first felt these "stalking urges"? | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1332 | I agree, it was wrong of him to call you a fruit. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1333 | Listen, Mr. Broccoli, you have nothing to be ashamed of. People still want you. They just happen to like it better when you show up with Cool Ranch. | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1334 | how long have you had this uprooted feeling? | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
1335 | Maybe we should start with your obsession with pesticides. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1336 | So. Why don’t you begin by telling me about your seedhood. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1337 | And your inferiority complex arose after your cauliflower parents said you were adopted? | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
1338 | That must have gotten you steamed up. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1339 | For once I wish parents would tell their kids “eat your cauliflower” instead. | 1.2925 | 0.04637 | 106 | 76 | 29 | 1 |
1340 | Were you in The Overstory? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1341 | Would you be more comfortable in a drawer? | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1342 | You're feeling rootless? | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1343 | Let’s discuss the roots of your feelings. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1344 | It's definitely asparaberger's syndrome. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1345 | And then she called me a stalker! | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
1346 | I’m going to go out on a limb here.” | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1347 | When did you begin to worry about going bald? | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1348 | Let’s go all the way back to when you were broccolini | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1349 | How long have you been hearing these birds in your head? | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1350 | Maybe it's not all in your head? | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1351 | Are you eating healthy? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1352 | No, you CAN’T have a hug. That’s not what I do here. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1353 | I think I will never see, a patient as lovely as a tree. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1354 | I don’t want to go out on a limb here, but I think there’s a lot you’re covering up. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1355 | How long have you had this addiction to throwing shade? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1356 | Would you be more comfortable standing? | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1357 | Let's try some word association. Say the first word that comes into your mind. Apple --- | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1358 | I think it's a perfect time for you to put down some roots. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1359 | I agree. You DO taste much better than Brussels Sprouts. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1360 | I’m afraid therapy won’t cure your inability to return a hug. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1361 | Try sequestering carbon, but don't hide away your love. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1362 | Your sense of alienation could be helped by returning to your roots. | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
1363 | Let’s talk some more about your dreams; you say that you’ve been waking up in a cold sweat dreaming that you’re drowning in melted cheese? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1364 | You’re only two days old, you have the whole week ahead of you | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1365 | So you're saying you were steamed ... | 1.2903 | 0.04250 | 124 | 89 | 34 | 1 |
1366 | So you're telling me you don't think there's a place for you in Brooklyn any more? | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
1367 | Your problems don't appear to be deep-rooted. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1368 | It's natural to be bitter sometimes. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1369 | What made you pull up roots and move to the city? | 1.2901 | 0.04400 | 131 | 96 | 32 | 3 |
1370 | Would you consider group therapy? I run a group which includes turnips, brussel spouts, beets, cabbage and others subject to broad public discrimination. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1371 | While I support your decision to convert to Judaism, I don’t think it will help to alleviate your dread of the holiday season. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1372 | But do YOU like you? | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1373 | Just because your name is "Broccoli " doesn't make you Italian. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1374 | When did you first experience this feeling of rootlessness? | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1375 | Have you considered consulting a tree surgeon? | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1376 | Not a single bite huh? Even after Susie heard about the kids in Africa? | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1377 | My trust issues began when I first heard the phrase, "You are what you eat." | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1378 | A little cheese sauce and you'll be perfectly fine. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1379 | You had that dream about President Bush again, didn't you? | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1380 | I can see that you are really steamed | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1381 | You might consider branching out a bit. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1382 | I understand you're here for stalking? | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1383 | We are having a tough time finding you a large support group. | 1.2897 | 0.04790 | 107 | 78 | 27 | 2 |
1384 | I really don’t think us getting a dog would be a good idea | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1385 | I recommend bringing cauliflower next week so we can better understand your differences. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1386 | Not everybody hates broccoli. My Mom loves you. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1387 | Dark leafy greens, rich in B vitamins…Are you beginning to see a pattern? | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1388 | You're just going to have to accept the fact that not everybody likes you. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1389 | I think it’s just asparagus envy. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1390 | So-beautifying streets, cooling cities, sustaining entire eccosystems, carbon sequestration-you can manage all this, but the image of your “hungry mouth pressed against the sweet earth’s flowing breast”-that’s too much for you? | 1.2893 | 0.05802 | 121 | 98 | 11 | 12 |
1391 | A poem as lovely as a tree was inevitable. The question is, how will you deal with it? | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1392 | So you're feeling stumped? | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1393 | Your umbrage toward the GOP’s stance on climate change is valid. | 1.2887 | 0.05153 | 142 | 113 | 17 | 12 |
1394 | What makes you think people don't like you? | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1395 | How long have you had the feeling that you are constantly being stalked? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1396 | Nobody likes you. Okay. But how does that make you feel? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1397 | So the acting jobs have been slow since The Wizard of Oz? | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1398 | Fears of heights, squirrels, and birds. Do you mind if I include your case in a journal? | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1399 | So, tell me about the first time your mother told you that you’d never grow up to an entrée. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1400 | Sometimes a squirrel is just a squirrel. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1401 | What's cookin'? | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1402 | Your name isn't Rock Lee.. Its Brock O'Lee, so let's not get into any more fights. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1403 | Sorry about that dog in Central Park. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1404 | Please don't be so hard on yourself. These things are cyclical. It may be that by this time next year, avocado toast will be wishing to be in your shoes. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1405 | Well, it's called Empty Nest Syndrome. | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1406 | A swelled head is not a problem if you are broccoli | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1407 | No, we are not related. Mine is hair; yours is leaves. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1408 | just keep repeating it: I am NOT a cauliflower! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1409 | You know, you don't have to be part of the bunch. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1410 | Have you thought that maybe there is a reason no-one likes you? | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1411 | I could never make it work with her because her kids never liked me. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1412 | I mean,what did kale ever do that was so great? | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1413 | So you’re saying that the apple DOES fall far? | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1414 | I’ve a therapist,not an arborist! | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1415 | I’m sorry, did you say you fell and nobody noticed? | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1416 | Don't worry they fall off. They always fall off. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1417 | When you feel unloved , thank the stars you're not a brussel sprout. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1418 | My mother was Daphne. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1419 | Maybe if you were less bitter, people would like you more. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1420 | Maybe you just need to branch out? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1421 | I’ve been stalked. Is that a paranoid thought? | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1422 | What really gets you steamed? | 1.2868 | 0.04290 | 129 | 94 | 33 | 2 |
1423 | The internet only wants clicks. It doesn't really care if you're a tree or if you're broccoli. | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
1424 | I know, the world has set unreasonable expectations, but not everyone is cut out to be a giving tree. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1425 | Your mother said you weren't suited for a crudités platter. How does that make you feel? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1426 | Of course, I'd eat you. Otherwise, my mom wouldn't let me have dessert. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1427 | I think you just need to continue reaching for the sky | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1428 | Of course there's anxiety about your breakup with Ranch Dressing, but you've got to move on. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1429 | Well yes, your being here does help me see the forest better. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1430 | I just feel like everybody hates me | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1431 | So you fell in the woods and nobody heard you??? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1432 | Its fall back and spring forward. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1433 | Tree: “ I can’t get out of the friend zone - they hug me and then I never see them again “ | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1434 | Ordinarily, I'd say go the ER if you have wood for more than three hours. | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1435 | So, last time you expressed your nervousness about becoming a family tree" | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1436 | Your roots are showing. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1437 | Ok, woodpeckers, beetles, fungus, dogs, acid rain, hurricanes, treehouses, chainsaws, and hammocks and tightropes. Anything else? | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1438 | You’ve got to quit living in the shadows all the time! | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1439 | It’s all come to a head, hasn’t it? | 1.2857 | 0.05855 | 105 | 83 | 14 | 8 |
1440 | The problem's not just in your canopy. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1441 | You're saying that cauliflower gets all the respect. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1442 | Does your crown make you feel “better” than the other vegetables? | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1443 | You’re better than kale, you’re smarter than kale, and, doggone it, people like you better than kale. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
1444 | I told you you wouldn’t look good in an Afro. | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1445 | How much broccoli did you eat as a child? | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1446 | You've got to get back to your roots. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1447 | So, let's talk about the smell. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1448 | When did you realise you'd lost that connection with your roots? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1449 | I usually take Arbor Day off | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1450 | What genus do you identify with? | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1451 | When I suggested you branch out, this is not exactly what I meant. | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1452 | Don't allow yourself to get into a stew. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1453 | How long have you felt children hate you? | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1454 | I can tell that your bark is worse than your bite. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1455 | Everyone “leaves” me alone! | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1456 | Relax. This roasted cauliflower fad will pass. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1457 | It's only natural to wonder about your roots. | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1458 | Let’s start at the root of the problem. | 1.2844 | 0.04716 | 109 | 80 | 27 | 2 |
1459 | When did you first think you should have been a fruit instead of a vegetable? | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1460 | Your mother is right, Brock, it does you no good to just veg around the house all day every day. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1461 | I just grew tired of being a couch potato | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1462 | The truth is, Brock, you’re an acquired taste. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1463 | You wouldn't believe the anti-cruciferous sentiment I have to deal with. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1464 | You might want to try the barbershop on 48th. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1465 | Were you upset when no one heard you in the forest? | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1466 | If people don't want to eat you,then you won't die. I don't understand what the problem is. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1467 | And when did you first experience this dip? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1468 | Face it. Climate change or no, you can't keep your leaves all winter. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1469 | You need to focus on the big picture. Sure, you cause bloating and gas, but you’re also an excellent source of calcium. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1470 | You say you’re feeling rootless? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1471 | So she referred to it as a 'sprout'? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1472 | Maybe you are a stalker, but at least you’re healthy | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1473 | Tell me again why you feel producing acorns would fulfill you? | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1474 | So you're telling me your father was a nut | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1475 | When did you first start seeing the woods and not the trees? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1476 | I think you need to branch out. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1477 | What makes you think nobody likes you? | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1478 | It's clear that your limp stalk stems from acute cucumber envy. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1479 | You should probably look for a therapist who doesn't find you repulsive. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1480 | I know Bush 41 didn't like you, but this is a new age! | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
1481 | All right now, it wasn't easy being green for Kermit either but you're broccoli - you should try harder! | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1482 | Everyone doesn’t hate you. | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1483 | And you say you've felt this way since you were a seedling? | 1.2823 | 0.04370 | 124 | 91 | 31 | 2 |
1484 | Maybe you live in your head too much? | 1.2821 | 0.05543 | 117 | 93 | 15 | 9 |
1485 | Have you ever thought about putting down roots? | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1486 | don't be silly, that's what everyone likes best about you. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1487 | While you think you are a stalker, you are really just a stalk. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1488 | Even though the nuts are technically yours, the squirrel may still get them all in the divorce. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1489 | Pronouncing it bra-CO-lee is not going to change anyone's perception of you. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1490 | I do apologize, but we must end the session. I used to climb your parents.” | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1491 | Why do you think your wife only married you for your fiber? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1492 | You are remarkably self aware. Your concerns are valid. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do to help except lie to you.... | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1493 | I can't help you if you don't make a sound. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1494 | I still can't hear you... | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1495 | I have a fear of frying. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1496 | I'm going to go out on a limb and guess all of your problems are deep-rooted? | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1497 | I hear you. You fell in tbe woods. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1498 | So your feelings of rejection go all the way back to childhood? | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1499 | Yes, it can be depressing to have feelings of rootlessness. | 1.2815 | 0.04291 | 135 | 100 | 32 | 3 |
1500 | I know, I know.You are depressed because Kale gets all the headlines. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1501 | So, how long have you felt cruciferous? | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1502 | Small tree? Big broccoli? I can appreciate your identity crisis... | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1503 | Sorry to report that Tree IS the loneliest number. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1504 | Yes, cauliflower is having a moment but don't let that undo all our work | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1505 | You came to the right place. Being uprooted is common in New York. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1506 | kids are just like that... try not to take it personally. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1507 | I keep falling and no one seems to hear me, Doc | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1508 | Please tell me about your family tree. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1509 | Kale had similar misgivings. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1510 | I think we’ve finally come to the root of your problems… | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
1511 | I have never called you a couch potato. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1512 | Every family tree is looking for its roots | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1513 | So let me get this straight - one week it’s broccoli and the next week it’s oak? Hey at least you don’t think you’re Napolean! | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1514 | If you were a human, what kind of human would you be? | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1515 | What exactly were you expecting when you heard “Ina Garten’s Roasted Broccoli “? | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1516 | Exactly how long have you been vegan? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1517 | I think I see the root of your problem. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1518 | To be honest, I think most of my insecurities stem from never being loved by a child | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1519 | I say you're broccoli, and I say the hell with you. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1520 | Ordinarily, hating broccoli does not amount to an existential crisis. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1521 | President Bush really wasn't referring to you! | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1522 | Your children may not love you now, but someday they'll respect you. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1523 | I'm a psychiatrist, not a headshrinker. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1524 | Let’s explore your anxiety about joining a stir fry…. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1525 | I'd like to give you a referral to Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr. He will help you find your roots. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1526 | Maybe a healthy relationship just isn't what they are looking for? | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1527 | You’re too young for a mid-life crisis. Give it another 300 years.” | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1528 | So you recommend Miracle-Gro and a good conditioner? | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1529 | We all fall down sometimes. But no one will know that you need help unless you make a sound and say something. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1530 | Have you ever considered stalk therapy? | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1531 | I understand the anger, but it’s quite possible no one heard you fall. | 1.2796 | 0.06371 | 93 | 75 | 10 | 8 |
1532 | Is this more of a vegetative or catatonic episode you’re experiencing? | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1533 | First,you have to believe you deserve a relationship that’s both healthy and steamy. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1534 | Ah, so he's cauliflower. And has he taken you to the ranch? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1535 | I just don't feel grounded any more. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1536 | Hey, I totally get you. I'd be upset too if someone mistook me for broccoli when I was a tree. People often mistake me for a psychiatrist. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1537 | It's not unusual to fear your own use-by date. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1538 | The issue here is that a lot of people are becoming vegetarian. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1539 | Feeling left out at Thanksgiving is nothing unusual for broccoli. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1540 | When you asked to talk to someone who was familiar with the movie, Roots, did you know it wasn't about transplanted trees?" | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1541 | Sorry, I just needed to let off some steam. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1542 | I know it’s hard for you, hon, but I can’t wait to welcome our little broccolini. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1543 | Being called a florette is a perfectly beautiful name. | 1.2793 | 0.04645 | 111 | 82 | 27 | 2 |
1544 | When did you start stalking? | 1.2793 | 0.04645 | 111 | 82 | 27 | 2 |
1545 | I know, it's hard to avoid vegans. | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
1546 | No, I don't think you're being a sap. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1547 | You are too vegan. | 1.2791 | 0.04399 | 129 | 96 | 30 | 3 |
1548 | I worry about loosing my hair too | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1549 | Even presidents hate me! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1550 | So what color would you like to be? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1551 | I'm not your shrink, I'm your boss and sales are down. Lose the little yellow flowers or Cauliflower gets the Vegan account. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1552 | Let's explore why you feel bad that not even a dog will eat you. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1553 | I'm gonna go out on a limb here......... | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1554 | I know it feels like they hate you, but your kids will learn to tolerate you. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1555 | But have you tried adding cheese? | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1556 | You should let your steam out every now and then so you don’t become too soft. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1557 | Yes, I think I can appreciate your feelings of rootlessness | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1558 | I think you should move on. A tree has never won the caption contest, so why keep trying? | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1559 | I can tell you’re growing. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1560 | Being cruciferous is something to be proud of. | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1561 | So you constantly feel like you're in a vegetative state? | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1562 | I just wish people would appreciate my whole body and not just my brains | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1563 | Before we start, when you fell in the forest, do you remember if you made a sound? | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1564 | I take it you’re not pleased my decision to become vegan. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1565 | Commitment phobia or in your case, fear of planting your roots, is very common. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1566 | I know I should be thankful, but all day long it's "my eyes are down here". | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1567 | Yes, those vegans have us all concerned. | 1.2778 | 0.04713 | 108 | 80 | 26 | 2 |
1568 | See? Leaving the cheese at home isn’t so bad. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1569 | I’m sure you can change, if fact, Autumn is almost here. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1570 | Sometimes we can’t see the florets for the trees. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1571 | Can you think of a time you DID feel wanted before Thanksgiving? | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1572 | So you believe you're being stalked? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1573 | Sorry, but I can't hear you. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1574 | A clear case of attachment disorder. Tell me,do you often feel rootless? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1575 | I agree, roots are complicated | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1576 | It's paranoia. You're not being stalked. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1577 | Don't worry, I'm sure the New Yorker Cartoon Contest people just didn't receive your submission. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1578 | So, you’re feeling depressed because you’re not being hugged enough? | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
1579 | so lets give "arborists only" a try. | 1.2773 | 0.04453 | 119 | 88 | 29 | 2 |
1580 | It’s quite normal to have a feeling of inadequacy among your spears. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1581 | Does every day seem arborous to you? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1582 | I just want to find a family with a nice crisper drawer. | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
1583 | Teenagers hate you but babies and adults love you? Relax. This is perfectly normal. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1584 | Cauliflower is always gonna think he gets it. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1585 | I know fall is a hard time of the year for you | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1586 | I keep having this dream that I'm being cut up and plunged into boiling water. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1587 | Let’s talk about your preoccupation with thinking you’re being stalked. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1588 | I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry. | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1589 | Of course nobody likes you. You're broccoli. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1590 | Plenty of us have to be covered in cheese to be loved. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1591 | I think you’re using melted cheese to cover up how you feel about yourself. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1592 | How did you feel when she told you to "Make like a tree and leave?" | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1593 | I hear your resentment of kale. But do you remember why you came to me in the first place? | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1594 | I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say the knot in your stomach is anxiety and not rabid squirrels. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1595 | Look, I want to tell you that your self-loathing is irrational, but I can't in good conscience do that. Everyone hates you. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1596 | I'm having a rough time digesting what you're feeding me here. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1597 | At least no one can call you a "cabbage head!" | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1598 | I don’t think you can blame ALL of your problems on President George W. Bush | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1599 | Yes, Ms. Tree, having the nickname 'Broccoli' must make you steamed, I mean, uh, angry. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1600 | What do you expect me to do? I am processing my feelings. There is just too much carbon and gases to absorb. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1601 | What's stopping you from appearing in "Finding Your Roots"? | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1602 | I understand you've been casted for the Green Giant ad, but the method acting is scaring your family. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1603 | So you say it's a jungle out there | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1604 | When did you first notice your potato envy? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1605 | So…you want to be liked for who you are not what you are? | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1606 | I think your out of the woods | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1607 | When did you first realize you were a vegan? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1608 | I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of head shrinker. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1609 | At least you’re already green with your envy. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1610 | Well, I think we can safely say you’re out of the woods. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1611 | OK so you're not kale, get over it! | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1612 | See, but I don't think squirrels have human voices. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1613 | And you don’t believe it’s all in your head? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1614 | No color yet. You have to WANT to change. | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
1615 | You can tell me, what’s eating you? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1616 | So everyone hates you and you're steamed? | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1617 | You do have a somewhat wooden affect. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1618 | May I have the name of your hairdresser? | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1619 | We need to continue our work on your stalking tendencies. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1620 | How does being steamed, and then having a bit of salt applied to your scalp make you feel? | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1621 | For some, it's not easy to stop throwing shade. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1622 | Frankly, I have macaroni-and-cheese dreams also! | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1623 | You’re not completely alone in those thoughts, Mr. Cauliflower says he is equally disrespected. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1624 | So even though you’re born a tree, you feel like a cruciferous vegetable? | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1625 | I meant to say "Yes, the Holidays can be stressful", not Hollandaise. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1626 | So tell me why you feel more comfortable with "Small Tree" rather than "Big Broccoli". | 1.2743 | 0.05657 | 113 | 91 | 13 | 9 |
1627 | How do you keep your afro looking so good? | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1628 | You are being so Brachiocranic! | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1629 | I want to assure you that not everyone is “all about the florets”. Why, I myself am a long-time stem man. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1630 | I know you love the leaf 'do' but you've just got to let go of it. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1631 | So your tired of being responsible for world heath. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1632 | How's your head? | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1633 | When did this fear of sour cream dip begin? | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1634 | I think it would be best to leave and start new roots. | 1.2742 | 0.04485 | 124 | 93 | 28 | 3 |
1635 | Don't worry about everyone else. What about you? Does broccoli like broccoli | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1636 | Might I suggest it would be healthier to think of yourself as the forgiving tree? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1637 | I have no self-esteam. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1638 | It's time for you to be the RECEVING tree. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1639 | You look stalked! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1640 | Is it realistic to think that being an entrée would solve all of your problems? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1641 | Maybe it is time for you to branch out. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1642 | Would you happen to have a pillow for my head? The arm of this couch is killing me. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1643 | What exactly is it about children that concerns you? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1644 | Remember, you were just a sapling back then. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1645 | You’re having an existential crisis because no one was there to hear? | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1646 | Im listening, but you seem reluctant to reveal whether you’re cruciferous or deciduous. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1647 | You’re broccoli.. everyone hates you | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1648 | Which state of being troubles you the most, frozen, steamed, or raw? | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1649 | SuperFoods are allowed to have CrapDays. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1650 | So when will you put down roots? | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1651 | You should be happy you’re an oak. It’s a lot easier to spell than eucalyptus. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1652 | Relax, close your eyes, and remember when you were just an acorn. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1653 | You feel Alfredo is smothering you?” | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1654 | So you say you did fall in the forest? | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1655 | Please tell me more about this recurring dream where you turn into a bunch of farts? | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1656 | I think you will need to find a new therapist. Truth be told, I just don't like Broccoli. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1657 | Stop stalking me. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1658 | It appears the diet-change therapy is working well! | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1659 | Let’s get to the root of the problem | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1660 | Before we start, who is your barber? | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1661 | I don't think your stalking her is going to help anything. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1662 | You seem to be overburdened with carbon sequestration. May I suggest seeing a climatologist or possibly an environmentalist | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1663 | In a sense, we’re all ‘just a side.’ | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1664 | I need more friends. I'm not sure I can absorb any more carbon, Doc. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1665 | But the important thing is that I can hear you NOW. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1666 | It's funny you say that about your hair... | 1.2727 | 0.04695 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
1667 | Hey I know you! My kids hate you. … To be honest, I’m not a fan either. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1668 | We need to get to your roots | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1669 | So why do feel that children don't like you? | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1670 | Let's get to the roots of your problem | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1671 | Just because you think everyone hates you, doesn’t make it true. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1672 | Have you considered branching out of your comfort zone? | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1673 | Why do you think people don't want to hug you? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1674 | No one is Stalking you. buttering up? Absolutely! | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1675 | Your problem is that you are a tree. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1676 | A lot of us want to return to our roots. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1677 | After steaming, you could control it better with a little butter. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1678 | You need to put down roots. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1679 | Instead of fearing the steamer, might you not see it as a seven-minute passage to a truer, more uh, flavorful, you? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1680 | I don't think dogs have anything against you personally. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1681 | Tell me more about the chirpy voices in your head. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1682 | Veg out all you want. I was a couch potato for years. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1683 | Wow, so it sounds like that really uprooted your life. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1684 | How old were you when you first heard about 'shelf-life'? | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1685 | And after you fell in the forest, tell me, did you feel unheard? | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
1686 | No prescription is going to make others like you. But there's an over the counter device called a deep fryer... | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
1687 | Given your nature, I think the "stalker" charge was inevitable. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1688 | I'm curious. When you fell in the forest, did it make a sound? | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1689 | Everyone may be talking about his crust, but Cauliflower will never top a baked potato like you. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1690 | So you're telling me that, when you fell, nobody was around but you made a sound? | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1691 | Unfortunately, foot-shaming has become a real problem in your community. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1692 | Yes, we'll definitely work on finding your roots. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1693 | Brock, these feelings you’re having for broccolini are a little concerning. After all, she is your first cousin. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1694 | So, you say you fell and nobody heard? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1695 | I understand. When did you stop self-identifying as cruciferous? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1696 | Frankly, I think you're a most attractive tree and I NEVER said you look like broccoli! | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1697 | Can you tell me more about your roots? | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1698 | You know, everyone has that feeling of being stuck in place sometimes. | 1.2703 | 0.04605 | 111 | 83 | 26 | 2 |
1699 | It's actually normal to feel down after becoming an empty-nester. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1700 | You have Desparagus. | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1701 | I think the problem stems from your roots. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1702 | One of my problems is that I hear birds singing in my head all the time. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1703 | You remind me of my salad days. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1704 | So how did you feel after you fell in the forest and nobody heard you? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1705 | I can't discuss previous patients but be thankful you're not kale. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1706 | Good session. I'm starting you on grated cheese applied topically and gradually adding butter sauce. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1707 | Do you ever feel rootless? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1708 | How long will it take to get to the roots of your problem? Let's say three days a week for about seven years." | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1709 | I got nothing. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1710 | That's funny, you don't look Deciduous. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1711 | So you say you're a broccoholic?? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1712 | Ok…so, you fell in the forest, and then what happened? | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1713 | People just keep remarking how healthy I am. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1714 | I AM here to listen. But I need more from you than a few rustles here and there. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1715 | It sounds like you really hated yourself as a kid. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1716 | The senior George Bush has sadly passed on, so why do you continue to hold this grudge? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1717 | Conditioner might help. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1718 | When did all this hugging start to bother you? | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1719 | Do you realize that covering yourself in cheese is your way if seeking outside validation rather than self approval? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1720 | So you want to be a tree in Brooklyn? | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
1721 | First off, a haircut. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1722 | I can't tell yet whether you are a fruit tree or a nut tree | 1.2688 | 0.04868 | 93 | 69 | 23 | 1 |
1723 | Dude, nice hair | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1724 | There is no chance you are going to become a Louisville Slugger. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1725 | Your fear of butter is actually quite rational | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1726 | And how is your effort to become an avocado working for you? | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1727 | Sounds like you’ve been sitting on a pile of dirt! | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1728 | Would you like some cheese? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1729 | In my professional opinion, it's good that children don't want to eat you. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1730 | And how does that make you feel, to lose all your leaves? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1731 | What you have is a fear of putting down roots. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1732 | Your feelings of inadequacy seem to be deeply rooted. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1733 | Let me give you the truncated version... | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1734 | I think if you branch out more, people will be more accepting. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
1735 | OK let's pick up where we left off, you had a bad dream where you were being stalked. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1736 | It’s a classic case of cauliflower envy | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1737 | Then mother said no vegetables- no dessert. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1738 | I'm sorry Mr. Broccoli, but you must simply stop thinking of yourself as a tree. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1739 | I’m sorry, but I still can’t understand why you broke off your relationship with beef. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1740 | So you are here for some treetment? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1741 | Deep breath please... for all of us. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1742 | Let's talk about your last soy sauce nightmare. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
1743 | But how can they, if you don’t like yourself? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1744 | Would it be comforting to acknowledge that "stalk" has more than one meaning? | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1745 | You’re talking apples and oranges | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1746 | I can see this relationship is eating you up | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1747 | I think we can get to the root cause of your problems. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1748 | I did not realize your problems stemmed from your head. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1749 | Let’s try to get to the root cause. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1750 | Your identity crisis is understandable. I can’t tell if you are a tree or broccoli. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1751 | You're making progress. I feel confident you'll see real change by fall. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1752 | And your brother E-Coli has not been receptive? | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1753 | Well, what would "easy being green" look like to you? | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1754 | And why do you feel that cauliflower has taken over? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1755 | Sorry I can't help you. There is no billable code for "Clearcut Anxiety Syndrome." | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1756 | Frankly, your dreams of being eaten alive are driven by a severe, irrational anxiety. I'm prescribing Prozac and a zesty lemon-garlic vinaigrette" | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1757 | So you’re feeling raw. Let’s go with that. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1758 | How are you doing with branching out? | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1759 | I think you've got a stalker. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1760 | So even in childhood, you didn't like you? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1761 | Your inability to become pizza crust does not define you. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1762 | You’re not a kid anymore. It’s okay to like yourself. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1763 | Talk about what's it's like being yew | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1764 | So, you're initially firm, but when you get steamed up, you get limp? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1765 | Not my area, but I can refer you to the top topiarist in town. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1766 | It’s called root cause analysis | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1767 | Somebody spotted a worm and sent you here to have your head examined | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
1768 | So, you think you're being stalked? | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1769 | So tell me of this dream where your DNA is spliced with a frog | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1770 | So what is it that has you so steamed up? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1771 | You can’t go everywhere with Cheese, it’s just not healthy. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1772 | Would you say you are more depressed in the fall? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1773 | It all started with George H. W. Bush....... | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1774 | I'm going to go out on a limb here. You have to decide what you want to be ... broccoli or tree? | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1775 | Only a chicken would refer to you as his side dish. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1776 | How soon will you be branching out? | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
1777 | But your terror when vegans approach is not irrational." | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1778 | I believe your ancestors are a bag of mixed nuts. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1779 | You know I'm a chef, right? | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
1780 | Frankly, you need to put down roots. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1781 | Just imagine life as a cauliflower.... | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1782 | I think the issue is some early floret anxiety. | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
1783 | Let’s talk about your relationship with birds. | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
1784 | Have I not tree-ed you right? | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1785 | You seem to feel uprooted. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1786 | Can you recall when you first imagined that everyone hates you? | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1787 | Unfortunately Rootlessness isn’t covered by your insurance…however we have a significant deciduous discount | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
1788 | So you fell in the forest and no one cared. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1789 | Well, I believe you. Let's explore the sound you made. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1790 | I just feel so raw inside. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1791 | So you say you're confused about whether you're a tree or broccoli. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1792 | Let’s talk about your roots. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1793 | You have to branch out - pack your trunk and leave. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1794 | You've shared a lot today Jared, thank you for that raw emotion. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1795 | Branching out may work for you. But whatever you decide to do, I'm rooting for you. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1796 | Trust me. Changing your name to Rabe will make you bitter. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1797 | Yes, I did say to stretch before you leaf. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1798 | It's time you branched out. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
1799 | If you're so healthy, why are you calling yourself "the worst vegetable"? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1800 | I always thought I had a good head on my shoulders, Doc, but these days, I just don't know... | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1801 | So was your mother always deciduous? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1802 | Have you tried hugging yourself? | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1803 | I know it's tough for your social life Mr. Broccoli, but the reality is most people will probably always avoid you. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1804 | If you're delusional then why is there sap on my couch? | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1805 | And steamed here means angry? | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1806 | How does it make you feel when children say they hate you? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
1807 | Since Fall is almost here, I’d like a six month retainer. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1808 | It's been over 30 years since Bush Sr. brought your career to a halt. You've got to let it go! | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1809 | I'm wondering when you fell in that forest and you were all alone, if you had the feeling that you weren't making a sound. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1810 | I feel like everyone’s trying to cut me down | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1811 | I sense you're feeling uprooted. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1812 | So, the annual sap run has left you drained? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1813 | So, you say you’re feeling stalked? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1814 | Yes, I'm sure hair care products can be a challenge for you. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1815 | Sure, broccoli is good for everyone, but you want to know what's in it for broccoli. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1816 | Whoa!Seems to be a deeply rooted problem. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1817 | No, no cheese sauce...so many people like you exactly the way you are! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1818 | I know I told you to add bulk and fiber but that is ridiculous. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1819 | What is it that has you so steamed this week? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1820 | Stop worrying about what children think of you. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1821 | Looks like you could use a hug. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1822 | Are you looking to explore your roots? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1823 | I think you'll feel better if you start branching out more. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1824 | Is that two "cs" and one 'l?" | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1825 | Don't you think you should branch out a bit, and give the stalking routine a rest? | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1826 | Yes, prejudice is a terrible thing. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1827 | Stop saying you're a head case. We don't use that term in here. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1828 | I understand your anger, but I do ask that you not refer to them as 'birches'. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1829 | The important thing is that YOU love your stalk. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1830 | I am going to need you to work on your roots | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1831 | Why don’t you share with me the path you took from sapling to full canopy? | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1832 | So, You aren't satisfied with your arborist. I think that coif is stunning on you. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1833 | Well, to tell you the truth, I have been concerned about some clients stalking me ... | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1834 | First, you need to unload your foliage and ease your feelings. Think of the fall season and relax! | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1835 | If a tree lay on my couch and complained, but I zoned out, did it utter a sound? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1836 | I have to say, that is quite the head of hair! | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1837 | Why the wooden expression? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1838 | I am sure Groot will have tree friends again | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1839 | Maybe it's time to branch out. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1840 | Have you tried letting off some steam? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1841 | No, I don’t know why children do not like you. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1842 | It's not your childhood,your problem is you can't see the forest through the trees. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1843 | I know, they keep asking if they can touch your hair. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1844 | You're just as good without cheese. You know you can't listen to those kids. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1845 | It's a bit out of my wheelhouse but I would recommend using a leave-in conditioner followed by an anti-frizz curl quencher. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1846 | Why do YOU think kids seem to dislike you? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1847 | Did you have any trouble finding a cab? | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1848 | Tell me more about your mom pouring water on your head in the bathtub. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1849 | Why do you feel you have to be as popular as kale? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1850 | I'm searching for my roots | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1851 | Yes,my specialty is psychiatree | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1852 | So when the guests arrive, let's promise each other we won't keep taking about our HAIR! | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1853 | You're being paranoid. Not everybody is anti-oxidant. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1854 | How does it feel to not be called a 'comfort food?' | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1855 | They chewed me up and spat me out. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1856 | Anxiety about your back, huh? If I say lumbar, you think..? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1857 | Try this affirmation: "I'm not broccoli. I'm a tree. I'm uprooted, but I'm free." | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1858 | I think you’re suffering from kale envy. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1859 | When did the 'stalking' begin? | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
1860 | Ignore that small stuff, Broc. You're going to wilt in 3 days. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1861 | Your bitterness is definitely rooted in childhood. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1862 | Feelings of abandonment are tough, but our goal is to not let them consume you. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1863 | It's good to aspire to greatness, but the market is very small for giant broccoli. | 1.2614 | 0.04711 | 88 | 65 | 23 | 0 |
1864 | When did you decide to become a vegetarian? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1865 | So you fell in the forest, but you don't feel heard? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1866 | Well, I like your haircut. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1867 | I use Brylcreem to manage my doo. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1868 | I'm sorry, but I think you have carrot envy | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1869 | She said I give off stalker vibes | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1870 | What a coincidence! Being covered in cheese is my worst fear, too. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1871 | After your analysis you’ll definitely be able to see the forest for the trees. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1872 | Yes, you're short and look like a stalk of broccoli, but that doesn't mean you any less of a tree. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1873 | I'm sure you don't give everyone gas. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1874 | I see, you’re feeling VERY uprooted. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1875 | In your case, I think you do need to be more grounded in order to achieve personal growth | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1876 | I wish I had some paper to write down your thoughts. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1877 | Seems like that’s the stem of all your problems. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1878 | So…you couldn’t find the forest? | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1879 | Do you feel that underlying your recent self doubt is the popularity of kale? | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
1880 | I understand you are tired of being green and healthy but you’ll just have to accept it. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1881 | It's time to start thinking about having a broccolini. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1882 | ...so how do you feel when she calls you a couch potato? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1883 | You went from farm to table. Now what? | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1884 | I would venture to say that you are in a healthy head space. | 1.2605 | 0.04213 | 119 | 89 | 29 | 1 |
1885 | You have so much more to offer than just your florets. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1886 | It must be difficult to have to hold up the whole tree. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1887 | Let's get to the root of it all. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1888 | Why don’t you tell me about your roots. | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 72 | 23 | 1 |
1889 | I know this is hard. Just remember, you’re mahogany | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1890 | So you have had relationships with climbers, huggers, and others that just want to cut you down, is that right? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1891 | You have to love yourself first. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1892 | My parents were nuts. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1893 | I believe your fear of cheese can be traced to your roots. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1894 | You say that kids don't like you, and you have frequent nightmares about being cooked and eaten—just how often are those nightmares? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1895 | Stalking is actually a very normal behavior for patients like you. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1896 | I'm sorry Bill, but I did advise you against the implants | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1897 | Why do you feel like I'm going to bite your head off? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1898 | Consider just for a moment that you are a superfood. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1899 | George W. Bush is hardly in a position to dictate your self-esteem! | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1900 | Sounds like your parents were not of the garden variety. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1901 | Well you're NO couch potato, that's for sure! | 1.2596 | 0.05796 | 104 | 85 | 11 | 8 |
1902 | So you feel like you're being stalked? | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1903 | Little tree? Big broccoli? It doesn't matter. What matters is how you feel about being green. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1904 | No really, I think green is your color. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1905 | So you attribute the start of your low sense of self-esteem to when the 41st President claimed he hated broccoli? | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1906 | At least now you've realized that your problem extends across your entire family tree. | 1.2593 | 0.05483 | 108 | 87 | 14 | 7 |
1907 | No, you're right, everyone does hate you. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1908 | And how does it make you feel, discovering that you are even less liked then Brussel sprouts? | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1909 | I think you need to start branching out more. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1910 | That must have been difficult for you - coming from the ground up. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1911 | Tell me about your sprouthood. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1912 | The holidays are awful if you aren't a Christmas tree. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1913 | I keep dreaming about finding my roots. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1914 | It's not a complex. You ARE a broccolo. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1915 | As original as your song might seem, "Its Not Easy Being Green" has been taken. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1916 | We'll join the other trees in grief group after our session. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1917 | I know I'd be good for him-- but he just doesn't care. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1918 | Imagine how a dentist feels. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1919 | Yea, look, it's fall and you need to let it go. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1920 | Are you saying you don't understand why your cheese sauce has rejected you?? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1921 | Maybe it's time to establish some roots. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1922 | So you are saying you identify as a vegetable?” | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1923 | Broccoli or tree: only you have the power to determine who you are. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1924 | Some patients do complain about their family tree, but not about their tree family. I think you need a tree doctor. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1925 | You're still raw. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
1926 | Have you thought about getting back to your roots? | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1927 | When I said 'Be a Tree', I just wanted you to leave. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1928 | I said cruciferous,not vociferous. A little sensitive,are we? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1929 | Mr. Broccoli, it's mainly in your head. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1930 | Your reoccurring nightmare that it won't grow back is very common at your age | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1931 | These chainsaw dreams . . . can we take a minute to work on them? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1932 | Before we begin,I just want you to know that I hated you as a child. How does that make you feel? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1933 | So true. It isn’t easy being green | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1934 | How long have you feared woods that are lovely, dark and deep? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1935 | Ok, and how's the head goin'? | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1936 | Making friends with more liberals might make your life feel more validated . | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
1937 | Please don't take what dogs do personally. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1938 | Being a vegetarian, it would be unethical for me to offer any advice | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1939 | Let's see if we can find the root of your problems. | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
1940 | Leaves fall, they grow back. That's adulthood. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1941 | You should probably talk to a doctor at our branch office. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1942 | Look, it's your couch, but it's my TV, and I'm going to watch The Iron Chef! | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1943 | You’ve lived a long, full life. It’s time to branch out. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1944 | We need to branch out more to get to the root of your problem. | 1.2574 | 0.04593 | 101 | 76 | 24 | 1 |
1945 | There's really no cause for concern, the lumberjack with a chainsaw nightmare is a fairly common phenomenon. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1946 | It's not you. It's the children. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1947 | So your friends call you a fruit? | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1948 | You're being paranoid again. No one's trying to boil you alive. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1949 | No, it doesn't necessarily mean you're jealous. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1950 | Some people just don't appreciate your benefits to them. | 1.2571 | 0.04286 | 105 | 78 | 27 | 0 |
1951 | I’m stumped too. | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
1952 | Isn’t it enough that YOU know you graduated from Stanford University? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1953 | First we must address your fear of becoming a vegetable. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1954 | And why do you think you're having problems putting down roots? | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1955 | I believe your problems stem from being uprooted | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1956 | I would suggest drinking more water. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1957 | Therapy is supposed to be raw. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1958 | Look, I get it. Sometimes the climate just changes you. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1959 | It is my professional opinion that your fear of peanut butter is holding back your popularity. | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
1960 | She says you’re all bark and no bite. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1961 | There’s nothing I can do. Either move from Vermont to a different climate or you’ll be bald by mid November. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1962 | I'm sorry your teacher quoted Shakespeare, but 'Uneasy is the head that wears the crown' was not about you. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1963 | I am going to refer you to and ENT specialist. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1964 | So, let’s go back to the nursery… | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1965 | You’re tall for a broccoli. Ever play basketball? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1966 | Let me guess-you feel stumped by your neighbors. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
1967 | The conifers are not laughing at you, leaffall is a part of your life. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1968 | Unfortunately, some people will probably always find you bitter. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1969 | I think it's fine for you to come in here and let off some steam | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1970 | Do you think stalking is healthy behavior? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1971 | Who says a broccoli can’t play “Annie” ? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1972 | I think it's time to turn over a new leaf. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1973 | It's a well known fact, it isn't easy being green | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1974 | The steam room dream again, huh? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1975 | Losing your leaves is seasonal, the leaves will grow back. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1976 | I don't care what the toddlers think, what do YOU think about you? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1977 | We've discussed this before, heavy is the head that wears the crown. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1978 | So, tell me about your saplings. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1979 | While I appreciate your discomfort regarding this issue, I am going to need at least one piece of paper to take notes | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1980 | Well, you Are green . .and you Can be jolly . .two out of three isn't bad . . . | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1981 | Maybe you should branch out more | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1982 | Arbor Day blues? | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1983 | It's not a delusion, Olive. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1984 | Have you ever tried taking a step back to look at the whole forest? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1985 | So when stress comes, you're not cool as a cucumber. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1986 | It's not alopecia; it's autumn. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1987 | You should strive to feel comfortable in your own bark. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1988 | Nobody likes me. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1989 | I think you’re wrong. Brussels sprouts and cauliflower are the ones that nobody likes anymore. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1990 | So why do you feel your family uprooted you ? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1991 | Maybe you should branch out. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1992 | I understand that you think your family is 'nuts' but we don't use that word here. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1993 | Really, the cauliflower rice craze is waning. Your time is coming. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1994 | Of course, there's more to you than just your florets." | 1.2551 | 0.05858 | 98 | 80 | 11 | 7 |
1995 | At what point, Daffodil, did you first regret the surgery? | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1996 | Sorry. I don't hug. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1997 | Mr. Oakley, let's talk about that chip on your shoulder you have about climate change. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1998 | I don't know whether to criticize your afro for cultural appropriation or to congratulate you for being so green. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1999 | You have to try to find your inner peas. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2000 | So you think that Cauliflower is beginning to overshadow you? | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
2001 | You can't see the forest for the trees. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2002 | Just be thankful you're not an asparagus! | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2003 | So you are here because you’re concerned about the collapse of the stalk market? | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
2004 | You can wear fashionable decor during the winter. Your crowning glory will return in the spring. | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
2005 | We both know nothing will matter until we get to the root of the problem. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
2006 | Tell me why you feel so rootless. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2007 | Your condition has me completely stumped. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2008 | How did you feel when she said you were 'sappy'? | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
2009 | Every day is a bad hair day!! | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
2010 | It’s absolutely appropriate for you to feel unrooted. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2011 | You need to branch out into new directions | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2012 | To be quite honest, Betty, I never did like you. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
2013 | I'm just as stumped as you! | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2014 | I think you’ve lost your roots. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2015 | Which makes you feel better about yourself - ranch or blue? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2016 | I just want to be more memorable. You know...like asparagus. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2017 | To be honest, we've both been throwing shade. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2018 | Would you like some water ? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2019 | I think you have a severe case of separation anxiety. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2020 | I want you to try to understand that it's not your fault Bob heated you up in the office microwave. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2021 | How long have you had these fears of becoming board? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2022 | Often times it helps to be with those who suffer from the same thing. Have you thought about befriending peas and carrots? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2023 | I'm happy to provide free advice for a small piece of your head. It looks delicious. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2024 | Everyone hates me. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2025 | Have you considered becoming a carnivore? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2026 | THAT CONDITIONER REALLY WORKS | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2027 | Oh, it’s not just you. PTSD after deforestation is very common. | 1.2527 | 0.04581 | 91 | 68 | 23 | 0 |
2028 | Yes, but have you considered branching out a bit more? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2029 | I don’t think you should read *anything* into her ordering beef with broccoli. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2030 | There is a difference between thinking you are being stalked and being a stalk. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2031 | Have you considered simply peeing back on them? | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
2032 | You can't run away from your roots. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2033 | i feel like i don't belong here , I'm having strong issues regarding my roots in this city life . | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2034 | So tell me why you're steamed? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2035 | You say you've felt rootless lately? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2036 | Well, wouldn't you expect to get a little depressed in the fall? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2037 | I’ve got to warn you, I’m a tree hugger. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2038 | O.K., so a lot of people don’t like dogs … | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2039 | Overwhelmed Doc, everyone wants a piece of me | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2040 | Let’s explore why you think nobody likes you. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2041 | I'd give anything to have green hair! | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2042 | I bet you let all the boys count your rings. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2043 | These bullies keep calling me E.Coli” | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2044 | Can I touch your hair? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2045 | I get you feel ugly but at least people like you more than your brother. | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2046 | You're o.k.--just because you're a stalk doesn't make you a stalker. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
2047 | I feel like somebody is stalking me. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2048 | All the other trees feel good about being green. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2049 | So, in the dream, a kid leverages your emotional dependency until you are left only a stump? | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
2050 | Leave. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2051 | Well here we are , and I have always fancied Marge Simpson .. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2052 | It seems you've been uprooted... | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2053 | Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not being followed by people with chain saws. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
2054 | You shouldn't be so sad. Carrot and corn may be gaining on you, but you're still the most popular vegetable. | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
2055 | Of course you have good taste. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2056 | You've been mired in self-loathing and lack of self-esteem since the Bush-1 years. It's time to snap out of it. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2057 | My advice: put down roots. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2058 | Don't blame yourself - it's their problem when they say they hate the stalk, not yours. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2059 | And why did you decide to move to Brooklyn in the first place? | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2060 | If you don’t work on yourself, you can’t have dessert. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2061 | Why do you say people don’t like you? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2062 | Mr. Sycamore, I suggest you spend less time fixating on your name. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2063 | Try to remember that they're just kids. They don't understand that words hurt. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2064 | I think we need to talk about your empty nest syndrome. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2065 | A tree? No, I think you look more like penne and broccoli. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2066 | So tell me about your relationship with cauliflower… | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2067 | Have you considered branching out? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2068 | Look at it this way: You're better off than Ash. | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2069 | Why is it so important that everyone likes you? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2070 | You think you have problems, I had brussel sprout in here last week and let me tell you... | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2071 | I just want kids to like me. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2072 | Boy, you sure are steamed today, aren't you?! | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2073 | Ok, so just a little off the top? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2074 | And how did being cut from the rest of the head make you feel? | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2075 | I didn't see you fall in the forest, but I do hear you. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2076 | First he calls me Spinach then he's like, this is a child mind you, to hell with it! | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2077 | I can identify with you. I'm an Afro-Vegan. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2078 | I was all alone in the forest when I fell… | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2079 | I have heard that it's not easy being green. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
2080 | Many of my deciduous clients experience seasonal evergreen envy | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2081 | Let's first explore family roots before we discuss your fear of wood chippers. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2082 | I haven’t been the same since the Bush presidency! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2083 | Have you considered ranch dressing? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2084 | I think you may have a cruciferous complex. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2085 | So you’re having fantasies of a three way with garlic and pasta? | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
2086 | You say you believe you're being...stalked? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2087 | So why do you want to be an Oscar Meyer weiner? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2088 | I see your tension. You're collared green but they still call you broccoli. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2089 | No, they really are out to get you. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2090 | Are you oak A? | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2091 | Look who's calling who on a bad hair day. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2092 | ''You just cannot forget that U.S. president ''! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2093 | So, in that dream where you're being stalked, do you think it could be about you? | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2094 | I've uprooted the stem of the issue. You're simply green with envy of your partner. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
2095 | Having my hair doesn’t make you my dad. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2096 | So when did your fears of deforestation begin? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2097 | With that attitude nobody will like you | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2098 | Typically,you're not the type of head I shrink. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2099 | Let's start when you were a sapling. You say you were water-stressed. How did that make you feel? | 1.2500 | 0.04480 | 104 | 79 | 24 | 1 |
2100 | You told me you were deciduous. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2101 | No, you're not crazy or delusional, Mr. Broccoli. It's true. No one likes you. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2102 | Tell me more about your fears of broccolini surpassing you. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2103 | I don't know if your broccoli or a tree either. It really doesn't matter. The real issue is why am I treating plants? | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2104 | I know you feel uprooted, but how bad can city life be? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2105 | Why is it you don't think you are lovelier than a poem? | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2106 | I'm glad to see you branching out. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2107 | Of course it was hurtful when George H.W. Bush said he didn't like you. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
2108 | Okay, I've gotten rid of all the craftsman pieces. Are you comfortable now? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2109 | Tell me when did you first become aware that you were afraid of being cooked. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2110 | I prevent global warming. I don't know why that's not enough for them... | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2111 | But Frank you can never be a Christmas Tree you're Jewish... | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2112 | It's been 31 years since the President put me down, and I just never have been able to get up again. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2113 | It’s hard to see the forest for a tree. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2114 | So, you say, you feel raw inside? | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2115 | When they said you were in a vegetative state, I didn't realize that they were serious. | 1.2482 | 0.04608 | 137 | 110 | 20 | 7 |
2116 | So when did you become embittered? | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
2117 | Go ahead, let it all hang out. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2118 | If you're self-conscious about the smell, maybe you should just avoid hot showers | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2119 | kids can be so cruel. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
2120 | In order to get your phloem flowing again,you'll need to reconnect with your roots. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2121 | So you don’t want to be put in a tree museum? | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2122 | You're not being stalked. You ARE a stalk. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
2123 | What's wrong, I'm green and I have an afro. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2124 | So... How things been, since you've been Genetically Modified? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2125 | I know I sound paranoid, but everyone hates me. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2126 | We don't always want what is good for us. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2127 | It seems you are suffering from a slight case of broccolini envy. | 1.2476 | 0.04444 | 105 | 80 | 24 | 1 |
2128 | So even though you are broccoli, you don’t like broccoli. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2129 | But you are outstanding in your field... | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2130 | I'm sure it's not easy being green. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2131 | So you find it awkward when people hug you? | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
2132 | Firstly, you're not nuts. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2133 | I sense you are easily getting steamed and perhaps a little cheesed off with your friends. You need to take stalk of your life, and find time to smell the florets… | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2134 | So, what’s in your head? | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2135 | You’re depressed because you learned you don’t cure cancer? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2136 | Everyone used to hate me, and now they all hate Kale. It’s not fair, I’m just as disgusting | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2137 | I can see through your branches | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2138 | Too much growth is a new one for me, but I'll do my best. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2139 | You claim you're fried, but to me you look steamed. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2140 | I can’t figure out if I’m a growing tree or a large broccoli spear | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2141 | We regret to inform you that you are a vegetable. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2142 | I understand your objection to steaming, but why are you anxious about stir-frying? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2143 | So your telling me you're jealous of Carrot Top? | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2144 | Is it worse thinking that your head looks like a nuclear explosion or knowing that you'll be a vegetable for the rest of your life? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2145 | So, how long has it been since you've been cross-pollinated? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2146 | Trust me, you are a tree and not a broccoli. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2147 | So, you sprouted in Brussels and now you don't know what to make of yourself! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2148 | If you would, allow me to go out on a limb here... | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2149 | You do so much for others, but what do you do for you? | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2150 | Why not just wait until the fall? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2151 | So you’re from Brooklyn? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2152 | So let's see if we can get to the root of your problems. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2153 | Let’s stop giving salad the power to detract from what you did for melted cheese. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2154 | If it makes you feel any better, my kids hate ME too. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2155 | When did you first feel this desire to be the subject of someone's craving? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2156 | Today is about you, we’ll get back to cauliflower next session. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2157 | So, let's pick back up with your fears around becoming a father when you can't seem to get kids to like you. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2158 | It is natural to feel uprooted when you are ungrounded. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2159 | Indeed, most trees do not see a therapist, but this doesn’t make you less of a tree | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2160 | Of course we can move to the country if that's what it takes to make you happy. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2161 | Honey, I'm really quite concerned; your bark is much worse than your blight. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2162 | Do you really talk to each other? | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2163 | Turns out I am what I eat. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2164 | This boy who keeps taking your apples and branches... Have you considered the possibility that you're enabling him? | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2165 | You can’t blame people…you’re very fibrous. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2166 | It happens a lot in December. Tinsel envy. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2167 | I know you would like to pass for human, but the whole no arms, no clothes, all green vibe is just not going to fly | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2168 | It is not paranoia; you are hard to digest. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2169 | Why do you think your mother was steamed? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2170 | Why do you feel your poems are not inspiring? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2171 | If you weren't a tree, what sort of tree wouldn't you be? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2172 | I think you really need to give Kale a chance. She’s good for you too. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2173 | It sounds like you can't see the forest for the trees | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2174 | I’m sorry, but a loveseat broccoli won’t unseat a couch potato. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2175 | I'm going to go ahead and decrease your prescription. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2176 | As you requested I’m not keeping a log. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2177 | look dude, it is only a brocoli salad, nothing to get bummed out about. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2178 | It’s often useful to start with your sapling years. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2179 | Not everyone hates you, Broc. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2180 | Songbirds and squirrels and kids, oh my! | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2181 | Yeah, when I was a kid, my parents threated me with cheese sauce too. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2182 | I think your situation has you stumped. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2183 | With a head like that on your shoulders, you'll be a standout in any salad. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2184 | You have a truncated diagnosis. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2185 | You should not feel guilty, you are only one tree, there is only so much carbon you can pull out of the air. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2186 | And you say he wanted to kiss you between the limbs??? | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2187 | Well, it's not easy being green | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2188 | Say cheese, let it out! | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2189 | Uhhh... Have you listened to the song 'It's Not Easy Being Green?' | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2190 | Is Jen still telling the kids to eat you? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2191 | So, if you find your ancestral roots, you'll research your family tree? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2192 | I always get blamed for throwing shade. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2193 | We could have just FaceTimed. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2194 | So you're saying that you did fall far from the tree. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2195 | I told you my thing with Kale is over. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2196 | Deciduous or not, I think you'd be a great Christmas tree. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2197 | I just can’t seem to shake off this overwhelming feeling of doom | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2198 | Don’t give it oxygen. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2199 | I know, you think everyone looks at you and wonders ‘how many square feet, how many BTU’s?’ Not one appreciates your innate charm and your keen sense of humor. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2200 | I’m sure your children will appreciate you more as they get older.” | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2201 | President Bush was not talking about you specifically. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2202 | So, Yes. What I'm saying IS that your problems go back to your roots. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2203 | That hairstyle is cultural appropriation,Gumby | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2204 | Come to think of it, I don’t like you either. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2205 | Bradford Pear—that’s a nice name. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2206 | It's time you turned over a new leaf" By Tom Sievers | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2207 | Humans have bad hair days too! Just hang on till autumn. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2208 | I can’t take it any longer. The environmentalists expect too much from me. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2209 | Sorry, no food on the couch. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2210 | Why so Melancolli? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2211 | I don't think this relationship will work. You want too much time outside. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2212 | I’m sorry for staring. I was expecting a fern. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2213 | You say it hurts your feelings when they leave you behind? | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2214 | When did you first notice you were combing leaves?" | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2215 | So,what I hear you saying is that you continue to have trouble seeing the forest through the trees? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2216 | So you're feeling alienated? Tell me more. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2217 | Why are you so bitter? | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2218 | The world isn't out to steam you. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2219 | It must be hard to live in the shadow of your thousand-year-old father | 1.2444 | 0.04555 | 90 | 68 | 22 | 0 |
2220 | How do you think you developed this strange perception that people don’t like you? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2221 | -Finally, I feel completely eradicated… | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2222 | Let me get my dog. He eats this stuff up. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2223 | Giving Tree, let’s practice saying no | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2224 | Tell me why you're so steamed. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2225 | And where does this melancolli stem from? | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2226 | Just because you're a cruciferous vegetable, you don't have to be martyr. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2227 | Then the ash borer did WHAT?! | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2228 | I don't know that it's quite ethical to say this, but--you're not paranoid. Everyone DOES hate you. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2229 | Every time someone reaches for cauliflower on the shelf, I want you to do that breathing exercise I showed you. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2230 | Why do you need everyone to like you? | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2231 | You give, you give and you give, but no one appreciates you. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2232 | She only sees the forest. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2233 | Wow, and he ate the salad right in front of you? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2234 | Let's talk more about why you're feeling uprooted... | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
2235 | How is your relationship with food going? | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
2236 | Do you know cauliflower? I heard you guys were cousins. | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
2237 | Perhaps this session, we will get to the root of the problem. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2238 | so, when this "homeless gay man" pissed on you, it gave you... pleasure? | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
2239 | I'm sorry, "head shrink" is not a literal description of what I do. | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
2240 | Wow, psychoanalysis really is becoming poplar. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
2241 | Real nice talking to you but, sorry, we've got to get you washed for dinner. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2242 | This isn't your season, you've got it let go. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2243 | When you were smaller, I thought you were a stalk of celery. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
2244 | When did you first learn that you are renewable? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2245 | I also know what it’s like to feel cut off from my roots. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2246 | Dining table rejections can be tough, but don’t let it get to your Head | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2247 | So is it the celery or the bean you dream is stalking you? | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2248 | Sometimes leaving isn’t even a choice | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2249 | How long have you been carrying that burden on your head? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2250 | I have been in your office for over 30 years and you still do not have the correct size couch. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2251 | Trust me, no one wants your stem cells. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2252 | It's okay to be sappy, this is a safe space.. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2253 | Don't let others dictate what you are. If you want to be a good sized tree, be that. If you want to be a very large broccoli, be that. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2254 | It ain’t easy being green. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2255 | True, Kale is more popular right now, but look at it this way, you’re better in a stir fry! | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2256 | It sounds like you're asking why all of a sudden it's a '"problem" throwing shade? | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2257 | I feel as if all the little children hate me. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2258 | You really are not being paranoid; you're being forced to extinction! | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2259 | Okay. I won't use the expression "Make like a tree and leave" anymore. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
2260 | Have you considered a new hairdresser? | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2261 | I know what you mean. When I was a kid, I was always the last one picked to play ball. | 1.2418 | 0.04513 | 91 | 69 | 22 | 0 |
2262 | I understand your bitterness…have you considered slathering yourself in a melted cheese sauce? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2263 | There’s no such thing as a Jolly Green Giant. The “Ho Ho Ho” you keep hearing must be Santa Claus. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2264 | I can tell right away that you're not eating right | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2265 | I'm sorry, but it's time for you to leaf. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2266 | I'm here for a new hairpiece too. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2267 | Have faith in yourself! If you fall in the forest, you WILL be heard. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2268 | When did you first notice that you were so bitter? | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2269 | As you grow older, it’s natural to lose some friends. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2270 | Frankly, your problem is you can't see the forest for the trees! | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2271 | You seem to be having trouble branching out. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2272 | At some point you need to accept who you are without letting it go to your head. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
2273 | So let’s dive back into how the chronic rejection has impacted your self-worth. | 1.2417 | 0.03924 | 120 | 91 | 29 | 0 |
2274 | And when did you start dreaming that you were a tree? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
2275 | Sometimes you just have to accept that life is roughage. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
2276 | And it's the color change in autumn that bothers you? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | I suppose the tipping point was this cauliflower pizza thing.” | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2278 | I also had trouble adjusting to life in the city. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2279 | I understand your fears. Green lives do matter. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2280 | Doctor, am I a tree or a vegetable? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2281 | Being an atheist doesn’t invalidate your existence. | 1.2414 | 0.06325 | 87 | 73 | 7 | 7 |
2282 | You feel unlovable. Have you considered covering yourself in cheese? | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2283 | Seriously…You have the best Afro ever and it bothers you?! | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2284 | Don’t be ridiculous. You’re green and organic. People are still going to want to devour you. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2285 | You must realize you’ll be bald by November. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2286 | You are so much more than a way to get the dip to my mouth. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2287 | I'm not making fun of you! My favorite book really is 'The Crucible'! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2288 | You shouldn't feel you'll be the next victim just because of the attacks on Mr. Potato Head. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2289 | Why do you think the other kids hate you? | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
2290 | I know it’s not easy being green, but fall will be here before you know it. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2291 | When you first came to me, you said you felt like a potted plant. I think we're making progress! | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2292 | You can crash here but you have to lay off the cheese sauce. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2293 | What exactly makes you feel like a vegetable? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2294 | Honestly, rootlessness is in our collective psyche. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2295 | Your sister, Cauli, says you're green with envy. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2296 | Maybe she meant to call you Crucifer, not Lucifer. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2297 | I'm just tired of the peeing. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2298 | Sure she can't stand you, but you know she needs you, right? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2299 | So you first became depressed when you fell in the forest and no one heard you? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2300 | And when did you first start stalk-ing? | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2301 | Wanting a crown isn't all that unusual. But, it will make you shorter. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2302 | I see, you tried to branch out but now you're feeling uprooted... | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2303 | It's early December. Of course you'll soon be bald. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
2304 | Well, it's true, some people don't like you and frankly, I don't like you either. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2305 | I don't think our relationship will ever take root. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2306 | It may sound over-simplified, but you just need to turn over a new leaf. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2307 | So tell me more about your experiences with the Bond movies, Albert. How did they make you feet? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2308 | Relax. Once your chlorophyll breaks down, you'll show your fall colors. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2309 | Just because President Bush doesn’t like you doesn’t mean no one likes you. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2310 | How long have you had these deep-rooted resentments against dogs? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2311 | If your kid keeps avoiding you at dinner, use the carrot more than the stick. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2312 | I’m having an identity crisis — am I a stalk or florets? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2313 | Now, close your eyes, and imagine you're a tree. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2314 | If someone says " if you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?" you don't have to answer immediately. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2315 | Have you considered getting some sun? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2316 | I wasn't paying close attention when we studied that branch of psychology | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2317 | It's not your fault your third grade teacher said you looked like broccoli and not a tree. It's the way you were drawn. | 1.2396 | 0.05876 | 96 | 80 | 9 | 7 |
2318 | I can appreciate why adopting a gender inclusive pronoun is challenging. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2319 | Mustard, Arugula, Radish, Kale — you do indeed have a complicated family. | 1.2396 | 0.04623 | 96 | 74 | 21 | 1 |
2320 | I know, cauliflower is having a moment, but this too shall pass... | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2321 | First, let's address the branding problem — are you a tree or a giant sprig of broccoli? | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
2322 | I know you're tired of holding up your flowerettes, but that's who you are! | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2323 | Do YOU think your relationship with Cheddar cheese is healthy. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2324 | I’m around and I hear you | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2325 | So you feel like you've been getting roasted at work lately... | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
2326 | Of course everyone hates you. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2327 | Is that the calcium talking? | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2328 | So in this dream, you're steamed and served with potatoes and prime rib. How enticing...I mean interesting. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2329 | Take it from me,go easy on the Afro Sheen. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2330 | What you're feeling is quite natural. Many transplants to the city worry that they will forget their roots. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2331 | You shouldn't take it so personally. Just get one of those apps that saves passwords, and you'll never, ever be asked to log in again. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2332 | You always bring up these feelings when it's time to leave. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2333 | When I said, you must continue to grow in your life, I'd hoped you'd put down more roots. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2334 | Yes, the kids did hate you when they were young but people change. You’ve got to move on” | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2335 | My wife keeps telling me I'm a few florets short of a full head | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2336 | Let’s begin by going back to your roots. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2337 | Mister Broccoli, you may have to just accept the fact that not everyone is going to like you. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
2338 | ‘Do you want to talk about your relationship with dogs?’ | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2339 | It's OK if your colleagues view you as a little green. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2340 | It must be hard to take the pressure of being the healthiest. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2341 | You really must return to the forest to help global warming! | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2342 | Of course people hear you when you fall! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2343 | Do not let people’s absence hush your noise. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2344 | It’s not your imagination, nobody likes you | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2345 | Have you thought about putting down roots? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
2346 | Why do you think so many kids hate you? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2347 | It's not you. Not everyone likes giant broccoli." | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2348 | I know you have been feeling uprooted lately. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2349 | Causing malodorous expulsions is my biggest regret, doc. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2350 | Do you think your persistent body order might be impacting your ability to make new friends? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2351 | I feel like there is always a cloud over me. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2352 | You say people hate you...does that make you bitter? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2353 | So, you call it a tree-fro. So what's the problem? | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2354 | Before we start, how would you like to pay for this session? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2355 | Of course I love you, dear, I am vegan. | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2356 | It’s not all in your head; everybody does hate you. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2357 | Sure, you're good for everyone -- but let's talk about what's good for YOU? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2358 | What makes you stalk? | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2359 | It’s ok. We all feel uprooted and shady sometimes. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2360 | What's it going to be? You're a mighty oak or a stalk of broccoli ? | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 64 | 20 | 0 |
2361 | And, besides having roots, what makes you think you're Angela Davis? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2362 | What Is That Smell? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2363 | They may as well call me a crusufferous vegetable. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2364 | "Sure, green lives matter. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2365 | Why don't you try the vegetarian restaurant next-door? I bet they love you there! | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2366 | So tell me, when did you start to branch out? | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
2367 | I'm going out on a limb here ... When were you last pruned? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2368 | I'd recommend covering yourself in cheese. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2369 | Now, Mr. Druckmiller, let’s begin work on your outer yew. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2370 | Then the cauliflour said, "All you broccoli look the same." | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2371 | Now, let's explore your roots. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2372 | So, all your leaves were brown, and the sky was gray? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2373 | Yes, I do find it annoying when people say, 'I don't care if you're black, brown, or green...', but let's get back to you. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2374 | So, when did you decide to become a hedge fund manager? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2375 | It only FEELS like no one heard you falling. | 1.2375 | 0.04788 | 80 | 61 | 19 | 0 |
2376 | So, broccoli’s your approach to the holidays this year. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2377 | Let's focus on your family roots. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2378 | Yes, well unfortunately, in addition to everyone else, I hate you too. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2379 | I think your social anxiety will be helped if you add a little hollandaise sauce. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2380 | Stop blaming yourself; it isn’t your fault that all of your offspring turned out to be nuts. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2381 | In your nightmare, were you steamed or roasted? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2382 | Ya, I get all kinds in here---couch potatoes, cauliflower ears, and even my share of little sprouts. But you're the first bedded broccoli I seen, so don't turn all wilted on me. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2383 | And how does it make you feel when you hear people say they don't like you? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2384 | So which is worse for you now? The thought of being broiled, boiled or sautéed? | 1.2371 | 0.04341 | 97 | 74 | 23 | 0 |
2385 | I didn't get a rose on the double date last week. The kid gave it to the carrot. I wore butter and everything! | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2386 | Stan, you need to find a purpose to your life. You're turning into a vegetable." | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2387 | You'll never truly blossom if you persist in blaming all of your problems on your seeds. | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
2388 | But why won't you talk about your roots? | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2389 | It's not just in your head. Everyone does indeed hate you. Now, pay me and get the f- off my couch! | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2390 | so apart from the hair thing... | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2391 | I know a bad hair day when I see one | 1.2368 | 0.05183 | 114 | 94 | 13 | 7 |
2392 | Just relax and tell me how it felt to be called wooden. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2393 | How did you feel when Jimmy put you on his sisters plate when no one was looking? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2394 | It's hard trying to be good for everyone all the time?. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2395 | So, how did you react when your father revealed you’re not a naturally occurring plant? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2396 | What's the overstory? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2397 | I think the problem here is that you assume people don't like you just because you're a head of broccoli. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2398 | So tell me more about your stalker. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2399 | I’m not the one throwing shade. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2400 | I recommend you connect with your roots. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
2401 | Really it’s not your fault that the saplings don’t want to leave home. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2402 | You just have to accept it - as bad as it is - that's the way you are supposed to smell. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
2403 | I just think you would find more stability if you put some roots down somewhere | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2404 | Maybe she’s just a picky eater. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2405 | Of course it's your decision but I'd go with money. Anybody can grow apples. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2406 | This whole time I've been pronouncing your name "Ra-Be". | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2407 | There's a very simple reason your children don't like you. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2408 | It’s time to take stalk. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2409 | I’m more than just a vegetable… | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
2410 | So you have cauliflower issues. Tell me about that. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2411 | Why is your burqa disguised as a tree? | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
2412 | It's not paranoia, you're bound to be stalked. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2413 | You’re telling me, cauliflower rice was the star of the dinner? | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
2414 | Let's not waste time arguing about who is throwing shade at whom. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2415 | Doctor, I can't see forest for tree... | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2416 | I knew Joyce Kilmer. Joyce Kilmer was a friend of mine. Trust me, you're no Joyce Kilmer. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2417 | Trees HAVE taken thousands of years more than humans to live indoors, but how does that mean you're inferior? | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2418 | There is nothing to be ashamed about. Your leaves look real. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2419 | We need to get past this climate problem for you to reach your full potential | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
2420 | The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2421 | You just need to put down some roots | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2422 | So what I hear you saying is you feel detached. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2423 | In my prime, the restaurant menus all offered “broccoli, broccoli, broccoli;” these days, alas, it’s all about the “broccolini” and “broccoli-rabe!” | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2424 | So then… after that they ate my mother. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2425 | Tell me about your relationship with your roots. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2426 | So you fell in the forest and no one heard? How did that make you feel? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2427 | Issues aren’t uncommon when you have had to pull yourself up from the dirt | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2428 | Would you like a pillow? | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
2429 | Your inferiority complex begins and ends with being deciduous. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2430 | don't let it go to your head. think green thoughts in a green shade instead. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2431 | At what age did you become so anti-oxidant? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2432 | Frankly, I’m stumped. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2433 | In the Cruciferous Family? Well, we all have our crosses to bear | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2434 | I feel so uprooted. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2435 | How did it make you feel when she said she finds you hard to digest? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2436 | Don’t worry, I’m not a vegetarian | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2437 | So you're not related to the James Bond people? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2438 | So, you're saying your worst fear is not being heard when you fell in the forest?" | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2439 | Is that Chia or the real thing? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2440 | And when you fell in the forest and no one acknowledged it, how did that make you feel? | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2441 | So have you always felt like this about birds? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2442 | On the plus side, yours will grow back | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2443 | Doc, of course I remember my roots, but it’s never enough for those old growth trees. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
2444 | You say your hands are tied. Let's reframe those negative thoughts. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2445 | So, tell me how you feel about deforestation. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2446 | Unfortunately, I agree. I think most people just don't like you. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2447 | So you think being an early bloomer was a bad thing? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2448 | When you called and asked for the consultation, I thought you said you were the Barkeley guy I went to college with. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2449 | Sounds like she got pretty steamed. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2450 | I don't like broccoli either! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2451 | My family tree?" | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2452 | I hope you're not doused in butter because that's a new sofa. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2453 | Yes, I realize what your name is. But you don't really have any say in who the next James Bond should be. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2454 | Sometimes you give and give and give and there’s nothing left over. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2455 | I'm in denial apparently. They keep telling me I belong to the Cabbage family. | 1.2340 | 0.04390 | 94 | 72 | 22 | 0 |
2456 | I wouldn't worry about it. Broccolini is just a passing fancy. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2457 | Glad to see you took my suggestion to branch out seriously. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2458 | I can see how the children’s hatred is upsetting. But let’s focus on the positive, like not getting eaten. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2459 | What do you think is the root of your problem....or the problem of your roots? | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2460 | There’s no need to feel bitter, I’ll prescribe Parmesan. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
2461 | Just remember-it's not easy being green. Denise Bencivengo Bordentown, NJ | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2462 | Life can be a little roughage sometime. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2463 | Oh darn, I mixed up my Xanax with my Psilocybin again. | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2464 | Dr. I am thinking of a fade cut on the sides and a gold chain ...want to upgrade my street cred | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2465 | I recommend just letting off some steam and cooling down a bit. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2466 | Being pushed aside and rejected has nothing to do with you. It's not you, it's the kid. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2467 | I think it would be good to return to your roots. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2468 | To start with,my mother was a nut… | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2469 | But your healthy and that's what's important. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2470 | I'm afraid I can't be impartial. I hate broccoli. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2471 | I would like to discuss your feelings but your head keeps getting in the way. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2472 | It's time to move on. Being liked by George Bush isn't everything. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2473 | So, Broccoli, what’s your beef? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2474 | So, they tease you by Cal-en you ah- flower. What do you feel when this happens? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2475 | You're just a late bloomer! | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2476 | It’s time we got down to the root of the problem | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2477 | It's only a limbotomy. They'll grow back over time. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2478 | Truly incredible! I've never seen someone branch out like this! | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2479 | Have you experienced this acute anxiety in any dip-free or non-fondue settings? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2480 | You're feeling...blue. Interesting. Tell me more... | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2481 | You OUTRAN the California WILDFIRES ?! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2482 | I shouldn't be this big. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2483 | My impression is that you are missing the forest. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2484 | At least you’re not Nuts. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2485 | There is no reason to get steamed; it’s all in your head! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2486 | Now you're in hot water. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2487 | I'm not supposed to tell you this, but broccoli feels the same way | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2488 | Why did you decide to go vegan? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2489 | I'm stumped. You simply can't get to the root of your problem. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2490 | My parents laughed when I told them what would happen if they made me eat any more broccoli. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2491 | I think you should consider breaking up with salt and start dating cheese. You guys are really good together. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2492 | gotta get your groove back | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2493 | Is that when you started to stalk? | 1.2326 | 0.04582 | 86 | 66 | 20 | 0 |
2494 | Tell me more about why you feel like a party platter pooper | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | It all started when I logged in | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
2496 | You need "forest therapy" | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2497 | It’s perfectly OK to feel sappy every so often. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2498 | We must deal with the fact that you think you are connected to other similar persons by a raft of subterranean fungi. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2499 | That's nothing to stress over...the 'fro is coming back. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2500 | So. I had Brussels sprouts here last week. How do you think he feels? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2501 | So tell me about your mother, Nature? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2502 | Legally, I cant prescribe pesticides, but... | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2503 | How long have you been sleeping in the refrigerator? | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2504 | Why are you steamed? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2505 | Sometimes a pollinator is just a pollinator. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2506 | You’re telling me you want to use the celery bathroom now? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2507 | I understand you are frustrated that we only celebrate Arbor Day and not Arbor Month. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2508 | So, before we start can I call you Brock? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2509 | Let me get this straight: You have a recurring nightmare you're not a tree but a piece of broccoli on someone's plate. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2510 | And how does the increasing popularity of cauliflower make you feel? | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2511 | I made a choice between flora and fauna and now I am not sure | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2512 | Why do you think you have trouble putting down roots? | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2513 | Good news is you will survive this illness. Bad news is that you'll be a vegetable. | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2514 | I’ve certainly dealt with quite a few nuts in my line of work, but I have to admit that you’re my first vegetable. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2515 | I was doing fine until all the other trees started calling me “Shady.” | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2516 | Rob,why do you spell it Rabe. | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
2517 | On the inside, I'm a carrot | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2518 | Do you miss Air Force 1? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2519 | Have you considered branching out a bit more? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2520 | Look, becoming something different’s nothing to be ashamed of! | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2521 | Now, let’s address the root of your stalk-holm syndrome… | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2522 | It will only be a temporary loss, they’ll grow back in the spring. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2523 | If we're going to make any process in here, I'm going to need you to dig deep and go back to your roots. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2524 | What makes you think all your friends are stalking you? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2525 | There's no shame in identifying as a radish. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2526 | Think of it this way. You can put down roots anywhere. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2527 | Kids make faces and call me names. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | So you'd say your feeling rootless. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2529 | Well normally I'd say that it's not possible that everyone hates you | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2530 | Just because you became a vegetarian doesn't mean you have to look like a vegetable. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2531 | That is not an afro. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2532 | This is not what I meant when I suggested branching out. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2533 | It's therapy, you have permission to be crudite. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2534 | I'm finding it hard to hold my head up lately. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2535 | If it's that bad then leave | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2536 | No one can be good all the time. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2537 | How did you feel after you didn’t make a sound? | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2538 | Let’s be positive; most broccoli do not have the financial resources for therapy. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2539 | Always remember….George Bush may have hated you , but Dana Carvey wrote a song about you ! | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2540 | I’m afraid you have a classic case of acorn envy. | 1.2315 | 0.04284 | 108 | 84 | 23 | 1 |
2541 | How long have you had this rootless feeling? | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2542 | It sounds to me like you have seasonal affective disorder. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2543 | First off, do you identify as deciduous or coniferous? | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2544 | So when did you start your broccoli diet?" | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2545 | Sounds like you have a classic case of empty nest syndrome. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2546 | You don't have anger issues. You just get steamed now and then. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2547 | You're not tree, you're not broccoli, you're just you. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2548 | Not TREE-tment, TREA-tment | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2549 | I think you should try to distinguish between your "self" and your "flavor" when considering how others respond to you. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2550 | I can see that you're a little steamed | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2551 | So you're saying being with the Jolly Green Giant makes you feel invisible? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2552 | So, you feel your partner wants 4 more like you every day? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2553 | You are saying The New Yorker believes there is cauliflower privilege because it's white? | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2554 | When did you first suspect that you weren't Pasta Bolognese ? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2555 | And sure enough, mom really was sneaking in vegetables by blending them into sauces and such | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2556 | Cannibalism is a definite concern. How long have you been a vegan broccoli? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2557 | Branching out is not always the best option | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
2558 | You know, our time together is helping me appreciate the Chronic Vegetative State in a whole new way. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2559 | I think it's time you started putting down roots. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2560 | Tell me again about your fears of axes and two-man saws. | 1.2308 | 0.04801 | 78 | 60 | 18 | 0 |
2561 | Maybe you are good for them, but are they good fit YOU? | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2562 | Well, to be honest, you're giving me indigestion now. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2563 | When did you first notice you were losing your leaves?" | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2564 | I understand your frustration with kale becoming the new go-to green. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2565 | Is it because you are a vegetable of color? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2566 | Wow! Six false arrests on suspicion of stalking. That must really steam you up. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2567 | It's my opinion the root of your problem is that you have none. | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
2568 | Immature seed dropping is not a case of sexual dysfunction. But as for your pronouns, do you object to deciduous/broadleaf ? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2569 | OK, a brussel sprout called you a broccoli head, you need to be the bigger vegetable here. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2570 | Do you see yourself as blanched or au gratin? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2571 | And what do you think this dream means? The one where all your leaves fall out? | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2572 | I hate to tell you this, but most people don't like ranch dressing. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2573 | Look at the bright side, hardly anyone is reading printed books these days." | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2574 | Now that you've let off some steam, I'd like to put you in my fridge and meet with you again in a couple weeks when it's time to throw you out. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2575 | With a little work, we can get to the root of your problems. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2576 | Maybe we’re all late bloomers. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2577 | So, you mentioned that in last night's dream they were trying to turn you into pizza dough too? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2578 | Just because she said she's a tree-hugger doesn't mean she's ready for a serious relationship, and you need to respect that. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2579 | Here is the thing—I stink when I get overheated. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2580 | How many times have you read "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn"? | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2581 | Yes, I understand that you want to be heard. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2582 | I DON'T THINK IT LOOKS LIKE AN AFRO. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2583 | No! I don't think you can "really relate"! | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2584 | You're experiencing is an identity crisis. Your passion says tree, but your values say broccoli. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2585 | The good news is that the passage of time tends to resolve phantom limb syndrome. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2586 | Tell me why YOU think you feel so rootless. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2587 | Forget about everyone else. The important question is, did you hear yourself fall?" | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2588 | Resist the body-shaming. So what if you dropped your leaves at a nudist resort full of conifers? | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2589 | And why do you think this rejection hurts you so much? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2590 | I know you're anxious, But after they're orange and go away they absolutely will come back. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2591 | There's no "I" in bunch. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2592 | I want first to acknowledge how much you've branched out. | 1.2297 | 0.04923 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 0 |
2593 | I know this is hard to hear, but the tree costume is a little cringe, not gonna lie. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2594 | So, you say your girlfriend only loves you with cheese sauce. Why does that make you feel unloved? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2595 | Now, why don't we start with your roots. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2596 | Perhaps saying you are shady is a compliment. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2597 | So you fell in the forest and no one heard you--how did that make you feel? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2598 | You have nothing to worry about, it is normal to lose your leaves. By spring you will be back to normal. Relax and enjoy. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2599 | Yes the rings do represent growth, but is it real growth? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2600 | I understand your feelings. It's not easy being green. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2601 | Do you feel like you've stopped growing? | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2602 | Why do you think the voices tell you to drown yourself in boiling water? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2603 | Some people may find your tendencies to be "stalky" | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2604 | Well it could be seen as limiting, that is being a broccolitarian. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2605 | You are always the last picked? | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2606 | We've been over this. You've got to let go of your leaves. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2607 | Of course you’re free to leave whenever you want to | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2608 | So you are worried about Bezos suing you all for using the Amazon name for your forest ? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2609 | Sorry. I'm not a tree surgeon. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2610 | I’m just here to lie down, I’ve been standing all day. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2611 | Falling in the forsest with no one around to hear it is the least of your problems. Let's go back to your fear of chainsaws.'' | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2612 | So, your complex started when President Bush told the world he hated you? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2613 | When did you first start to realize you are split between identifying as broccoli or oak? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | Let's get to the root of the problem: exactly why don't you like dogs? | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
2615 | It seems as if you’ve been reading too much Ovid. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2616 | Now, about your tree-meant. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2617 | Sorry about the stains, there was a leek here before. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2618 | You, being an evergreen, need have no fear of being publicly naked in winter. But you might want to find a hairdresser." | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
2619 | Can you validate your girlfriend's feelings when she insists you keep stalking her? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2620 | So what happened after you self-identified as a tree? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2621 | You did not choose to be deciduous. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2622 | Tell me more about this feeling that no one likes you | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2623 | Try turning a new leaf. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2624 | So, I suggest examining your roots. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2625 | And Why do you think people hate broccoli ? | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2626 | Never mind, it was just a Kermit the Frog reference—just a song. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2627 | Don't be bitter. It is not your fault your kids hate you. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2628 | I think your intense desire to branch out probably has its roots in your family's DNA. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2629 | Honey, I warned you about the possibility of unknown side effects of veganism | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2630 | Let me get this straight,,, you're depressed because Our people make more CO2 than Your people make Oxygen??,,, Am I getting warm? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2631 | Les talk... | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2632 | They do say, “Heavy is the head…” | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2633 | So people respect your fiber--but you've never felt loved. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2634 | I know this puts you out on a limb, but tell me about your new hair style. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2635 | It's just so hard when everyone thinks you're healthy. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2636 | No one ever asks how I am… | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2637 | You love tree huggers but you don't love yourself? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2638 | My couch is for rest. You know? For. Rest. Forrest. Get it? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2639 | A Hollandaise aversion is normal and treatable. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2640 | How long have you had this feeling of being stalked? | 1.2273 | 0.06758 | 66 | 55 | 7 | 4 |
2641 | Actually, it's Free Bird, not Tree Bird. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2642 | I'm afraid I'm a little green on vegetable psychology. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2643 | I'm just amazed you can talk. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2644 | It’s not healthy to hate salads. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2645 | Well, I'm not bitter. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2646 | I had hair transplants when I lost mine. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2647 | The kid refused to have you again? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2648 | What if oak, sourwood and maple DID drop all theirs? If oak, sourwood and maple jumped off a bridge would you? | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2649 | I'm sorry you didn't get that part in Macbeth, but surely there are other plays you can try out for. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2650 | I'm sorry, but we've run out of thyme. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2651 | We need to get you to like yourself. I like you. I'd like you better with cheese sauce. Just kidding. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2652 | When I said that I feel stunted in my personal growth, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2653 | Sometimes I get the urge to throw myself into a pot of boiling water. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2654 | Are you comfortable? | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2655 | My greatest fear is of becoming a mammal like you. | 1.2267 | 0.04867 | 75 | 58 | 17 | 0 |
2656 | I may be going out on a limb here, but I think these changes you're experiencing are perfectly natural and beautiful. You just need to acknowledge them and then let them go. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2657 | I’m more accustomed to the blues but, yes, the greens are not unheard of. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2658 | So when did you first realize that you were trans? | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2659 | You should learn to accept that not everyone will like you. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2660 | Well, after all it is Fall. Don't be afraid to let go. But please wait until you leave my office. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2661 | Why do you feel people are staring at you only in the fall? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2662 | Do you frequently feel "steamed"? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2663 | Angst in the full flower of youth when you’re rootless is typical. You need to chill. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2664 | You know what? I don’t like you either. Get the hell out of here. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2665 | Mr. Broccoli, why do you feel you are unworthy of being mistaken as a tree? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2666 | Your problem isn’t as deep rooted as you think. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2667 | You have many strengths, but you can’t solve global warming all by yourself. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
2668 | Did he actually give you a Hug? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2669 | I can’t get over it. Every year no matter how colorful the leaves get, I get depressed. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
2670 | If we dig deeper I'm sure we can get to the root of this. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2671 | Tell me more about your feelings of being without roots. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2672 | Why do you feel responsible that the apple fell far from you? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2673 | Ordinarily, a relationship with a client isn't healthy. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2674 | How did it make you feel when she called you spinach? | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2675 | I don't give a fruit any longer | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2676 | So when did you first come to believe that you might actually be a broccoli spear on steroids? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2677 | Well I’m here to help you stay rooted | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2678 | You do realize that this is a meeting of a hedge fund. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2679 | Just ignore the people saying your hair is cultural appropriation. They're the ones who should be on the couch. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2680 | You can't just lie around vegging out. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2681 | Don't worry - you're lovelier than a poem. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2682 | For being silent and stationary, you respond well to therapy-speak. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2683 | And exactly why do you feel you’re being stalked? | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2684 | I believe that most hairdressers style afros in ways that don't require you to hold it up with your arms. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2685 | Well, I don't know that if you were white you could be cauliflower but let's go with that thought. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2686 | It does make a sound... a horrible, awful sound. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2687 | You're a vegetable? My mom always said you were a tree. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2688 | Growth starts when you branch out. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2689 | Word is it isn't easy being green. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2690 | You’re healthy. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2691 | I think the problem here is that you refuse to put down roots. | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
2692 | I once had a tree house myself. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2693 | It's OK to not like yourself now, everybody hates broccoli until they are at least 21. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2694 | I apologize I can not be your therapist. Just seeing you brings back childhood drama, power struggles, and nights of loss dessert. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2695 | So what kind of tree do you want to be? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2696 | What do you mean, you think my tie looks stupid? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 |