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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-11-28T19:25:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-12-12T19:26:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-12-06T19:26:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 13, 2021 |
Number of captions | 4389 |
Number of responses | 682543 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I really don't need two more men in my life who never talk. | 1.7396 | 0.01361 | 3445 | 1667 | 1009 | 769 |
1 | I won them at a silent auction. | 1.7316 | 0.01143 | 4560 | 2134 | 1516 | 910 |
2 | Just tell me. I’m not a mime reader. | 1.7247 | 0.01511 | 2572 | 1206 | 868 | 498 |
3 | They're French mimes. I can't understand a word they're saying. | 1.7200 | 0.01819 | 1857 | 903 | 571 | 383 |
4 | This is why I hate asking for directions in Paris. | 1.7169 | 0.01199 | 4030 | 1900 | 1371 | 759 |
5 | Are you just going to stand there and let them do unspeakable things to me? | 1.7136 | 0.01493 | 2898 | 1470 | 788 | 640 |
6 | How can you just stand there and watch them do unspeakable things to me? | 1.7080 | 0.01448 | 3065 | 1563 | 834 | 668 |
7 | Ok, you win, there are more annoying people than you. | 1.7034 | 0.01193 | 4238 | 2097 | 1303 | 838 |
8 | Hand me my imaginary pepper spray. | 1.6986 | 0.01333 | 3105 | 1465 | 1111 | 529 |
9 | Just pretend to give them your wallet. | 1.6973 | 0.01166 | 4185 | 2016 | 1420 | 749 |
10 | You see them too, right?" | 1.6864 | 0.01337 | 3001 | 1423 | 1096 | 482 |
11 | Don't just stand there. Gesture for help. | 1.6852 | 0.01412 | 2894 | 1433 | 939 | 522 |
12 | Pretend to give them a dollar. | 1.6838 | 0.01183 | 4000 | 1952 | 1361 | 687 |
13 | Memes, Harold. I said I like memes. | 1.6724 | 0.01355 | 3129 | 1579 | 996 | 554 |
14 | If you don't say anything, you'll just encourage them. | 1.6715 | 0.01709 | 1939 | 972 | 632 | 335 |
15 | If you pretend your finger is a gun I think we can scare them off. | 1.6713 | 0.01400 | 2887 | 1447 | 942 | 498 |
16 | Why can't men just say what they want? | 1.6713 | 0.01886 | 1667 | 858 | 499 | 310 |
17 | I’ve stumbled into a mime field. | 1.6712 | 0.01690 | 1913 | 940 | 662 | 311 |
18 | Pretty sure I said French wines. | 1.6696 | 0.01211 | 3922 | 1989 | 1240 | 693 |
19 | It's mimesplaining, and it's offensive. | 1.6690 | 0.01420 | 2915 | 1499 | 882 | 534 |
20 | No, I said two MINDS are better than one... | 1.6681 | 0.02031 | 1434 | 741 | 428 | 265 |
21 | Don't just stand there. Pretend to call 911. | 1.6643 | 0.01270 | 3399 | 1693 | 1154 | 552 |
22 | I've walked into a mime field. | 1.6562 | 0.01544 | 2356 | 1206 | 754 | 396 |
23 | You had to insist on a quiet neighborhood. | 1.6561 | 0.01485 | 2440 | 1220 | 839 | 381 |
24 | OK, You are not the most annoying person that I have ever met. | 1.6558 | 0.01526 | 2475 | 1286 | 755 | 434 |
25 | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! | 1.6494 | 0.01417 | 3140 | 1733 | 775 | 632 |
26 | ______________ | 1.6459 | 0.01457 | 2988 | 1664 | 718 | 606 |
27 | They're still there, aren't they. | 1.6456 | 0.01407 | 3090 | 1686 | 813 | 591 |
28 | Next time YOU ask for the directions! | 1.6439 | 0.01696 | 1929 | 1001 | 614 | 314 |
29 | Don't move, apparently we're in a mime field. | 1.6328 | 0.01504 | 2631 | 1443 | 711 | 477 |
30 | The one time you stop to ask for directions. | 1.6311 | 0.01973 | 1445 | 771 | 436 | 238 |
31 | Don't just stand there, throw me an imaginary rope | 1.6263 | 0.01479 | 2261 | 1139 | 828 | 294 |
32 | My heart says “yes”, but my mimes say “no”. | 1.6256 | 0.01547 | 2230 | 1169 | 727 | 334 |
33 | Memes. I said I loved memes. | 1.6249 | 0.01669 | 2053 | 1116 | 591 | 346 |
34 | You're standing on their rope. | 1.6249 | 0.01562 | 2170 | 1134 | 716 | 320 |
35 | The Marceau variant is here. | 1.6213 | 0.02317 | 1125 | 633 | 285 | 207 |
36 | Paris mugging are different than in New York. | 1.6211 | 0.02153 | 1222 | 665 | 355 | 202 |
37 | Couldn't you have done this on one knee in a restaurant, like everybody else? | 1.6116 | 0.01777 | 1828 | 1020 | 498 | 310 |
38 | I’m not a mime reader, Jerry. | 1.6109 | 0.01794 | 1758 | 972 | 498 | 288 |
39 | The city has to do something about the sudden rise in mime. | 1.6065 | 0.01844 | 1639 | 906 | 472 | 261 |
40 | Give them one of those gestures you use in traffic. | 1.6064 | 0.01743 | 1725 | 925 | 554 | 246 |
41 | Hand me a gun with a silencer. | 1.6032 | 0.02167 | 1202 | 672 | 335 | 195 |
42 | The New York Survival Guide says to ignore them. | 1.6021 | 0.01782 | 1601 | 852 | 534 | 215 |
43 | I sure hope they don't go for the juggler. | 1.6009 | 0.02076 | 1521 | 923 | 282 | 316 |
44 | Even if you fancy it up, John, it's still mansplaining. | 1.6002 | 0.02346 | 993 | 549 | 292 | 152 |
45 | I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I have mime disease. | 1.5995 | 0.02171 | 1166 | 647 | 339 | 180 |
46 | I think you're on mute | 1.5984 | 0.01892 | 1509 | 832 | 451 | 226 |
47 | ‘’___-___.” “-___,___.” | 1.5981 | 0.02024 | 1448 | 837 | 356 | 255 |
48 | ………… | 1.5960 | 0.02191 | 1235 | 716 | 302 | 217 |
49 | We need to talk. | 1.5899 | 0.01942 | 1324 | 723 | 425 | 176 |
50 | They're driving me up an imaginary wall | 1.5855 | 0.02040 | 1252 | 693 | 385 | 174 |
51 | Where’s an invisible wall when you really need one. | 1.5839 | 0.02256 | 1031 | 574 | 312 | 145 |
52 | I miss the old days when we used to just get mugged. | 1.5800 | 0.02126 | 1131 | 626 | 354 | 151 |
53 | They are doing unspeakable things to me | 1.5798 | 0.02181 | 1166 | 671 | 314 | 181 |
54 | I'll say this: they are getting creative with reaching me about my car's extended warranty. | 1.5785 | 0.02290 | 1089 | 637 | 274 | 178 |
55 | I told you not to ask for directions. | 1.5761 | 0.02129 | 1090 | 598 | 356 | 136 |
56 | Don't listen to them. | 1.5731 | 0.02277 | 1040 | 597 | 290 | 153 |
57 | It's not you, honey. Every city has experienced a rise in street mime. | 1.5714 | 0.02333 | 994 | 573 | 274 | 147 |
58 | I'll be glad when we to move to a neighborhood with a lower mime rate. | 1.5710 | 0.02303 | 1028 | 595 | 279 | 154 |
59 | It’s like walking through a mime field | 1.5705 | 0.02223 | 1036 | 583 | 315 | 138 |
60 | I still can't believe you outsourced the silent treatment. | 1.5676 | 0.02987 | 629 | 371 | 159 | 99 |
61 | We’re not on speaking terms | 1.5675 | 0.02355 | 934 | 531 | 276 | 127 |
62 | Really? This is our quiet evening together? | 1.5671 | 0.02349 | 947 | 541 | 275 | 131 |
63 | I thought you said pickpockets were the worst thing we'd have to deal with. | 1.5647 | 0.02235 | 974 | 541 | 316 | 117 |
64 | Honey, can we ask someone else for directions! | 1.5600 | 0.02540 | 866 | 516 | 215 | 135 |
65 | Evidently, mum's the word. | 1.5597 | 0.02610 | 863 | 527 | 189 | 147 |
66 | Yes of course, that goes without saying. | 1.5590 | 0.02421 | 882 | 518 | 239 | 125 |
67 | You have to unmute yourself. | 1.5589 | 0.02540 | 857 | 509 | 217 | 131 |
68 | - - - | 1.5560 | 0.02868 | 696 | 422 | 161 | 113 |
69 | Mind throwing me a pretend rope and pulling me out of this? | 1.5557 | 0.02482 | 826 | 475 | 243 | 108 |
70 | Let's just end this whole charade. | 1.5537 | 0.02392 | 800 | 441 | 275 | 84 |
71 | This might actually be worse than a mugging. | 1.5537 | 0.02241 | 912 | 503 | 313 | 96 |
72 | Are you going to just stand there and say nothing? | 1.5527 | 0.02408 | 863 | 495 | 259 | 109 |
73 | Please ask them to mime their own business. | 1.5525 | 0.02581 | 847 | 513 | 200 | 134 |
74 | . …. | 1.5511 | 0.02744 | 773 | 476 | 168 | 129 |
75 | I wish they would just mime their own business. | 1.5506 | 0.02445 | 830 | 476 | 251 | 103 |
76 | Well, at least SOMEONE is interested in communicating! | 1.5505 | 0.02501 | 792 | 454 | 240 | 98 |
77 | I said I wanted a man who could show me a good TIME! | 1.5495 | 0.02628 | 757 | 445 | 208 | 104 |
78 | Apparently a piano is falling from the roof and is about to flatten you. | 1.5477 | 0.02600 | 745 | 432 | 218 | 95 |
79 | Is this your way of giving me the silent treatment? | 1.5474 | 0.02600 | 718 | 410 | 223 | 85 |
80 | Why are they shouting? | 1.5471 | 0.02537 | 775 | 448 | 230 | 97 |
81 | No Robert, I said I liked french Wines. | 1.5453 | 0.02606 | 761 | 448 | 211 | 102 |
82 | I guess I'm getting the silent treatment. | 1.5435 | 0.02508 | 771 | 443 | 237 | 91 |
83 | Mind tossing me an imaginary rope and pulling me out of this? | 1.5420 | 0.02584 | 738 | 428 | 220 | 90 |
84 | Don’t just stand there, gesticulate something! | 1.5407 | 0.02610 | 712 | 411 | 217 | 84 |
85 | Oh Frank, when will we end this charade? | 1.5399 | 0.02683 | 715 | 424 | 196 | 95 |
86 | Just tell them to mime their own business. | 1.5393 | 0.03327 | 471 | 281 | 126 | 64 |
87 | Do something. They're robbing me of my sense of humor. | 1.5387 | 0.02807 | 659 | 393 | 177 | 89 |
88 | I didn’t understand a word they didn’t say. | 1.5374 | 0.02624 | 696 | 402 | 214 | 80 |
89 | Can't you even PRETEND to help me? | 1.5351 | 0.02626 | 712 | 417 | 209 | 86 |
90 | Do you have a can of Mime-B-Gone? | 1.5350 | 0.02852 | 658 | 400 | 164 | 94 |
91 | Truth is, my whole life is a charade | 1.5343 | 0.02717 | 642 | 371 | 199 | 72 |
92 | Might as well enjoy it,dear-a mime is a terrible thing to waste. | 1.5327 | 0.02679 | 704 | 419 | 195 | 90 |
93 | It was your idea to ask for directions… | 1.5305 | 0.02718 | 656 | 385 | 194 | 77 |
94 | I think I asked the wrong people for directions! | 1.5301 | 0.02702 | 664 | 390 | 196 | 78 |
95 | Could you act like you're giving them a dollar? | 1.5295 | 0.02794 | 610 | 356 | 185 | 69 |
96 | Jesus, Fred, help me. This is worse than playing charades with your mother. | 1.5295 | 0.02811 | 627 | 372 | 178 | 77 |
97 | My emotional support mimes don't think I should invite you up for a drink. | 1.5284 | 0.02876 | 668 | 416 | 151 | 101 |
98 | I told you we were entering a mime field, but you insisted it was fine. | 1.5280 | 0.02809 | 625 | 371 | 178 | 76 |
99 | I really wish you would just text me. | 1.5273 | 0.02888 | 605 | 363 | 165 | 77 |
100 | Could you call Mime-1-1, please? | 1.5266 | 0.02990 | 583 | 355 | 149 | 79 |
101 | You're still muted! | 1.5251 | 0.02846 | 617 | 370 | 170 | 77 |
102 | And I thought a text was the worst way to break up with someone. | 1.5244 | 0.02992 | 595 | 367 | 144 | 84 |
103 | See honey, I told you that sending the kids to boarding school in France was a bad idea | 1.5240 | 0.02758 | 624 | 367 | 187 | 70 |
104 | Quick, make a box. mimes can't escape invisible boxes. | 1.5238 | 0.02951 | 588 | 357 | 154 | 77 |
105 | Why can't I just get mugged like everyone else? | 1.5234 | 0.02786 | 598 | 349 | 185 | 64 |
106 | Don't you think you're taking this silent treatment a bit far? | 1.5215 | 0.02786 | 604 | 355 | 183 | 66 |
107 | At least they make an effort to communicate. | 1.5210 | 0.02879 | 572 | 343 | 162 | 67 |
108 | No, it is not better than being broken up with in a text. | 1.5206 | 0.02966 | 607 | 377 | 144 | 86 |
109 | I think I'd prefer to just get yelled at for not wearing a mask. | 1.5196 | 0.03430 | 433 | 264 | 113 | 56 |
110 | I've had it with this charade. | 1.5184 | 0.02915 | 571 | 342 | 162 | 67 |
111 | I said send me a meme. | 1.5163 | 0.03063 | 521 | 314 | 145 | 62 |
112 | You're seeing other people?” | 1.5147 | 0.03104 | 509 | 308 | 140 | 61 |
113 | When will they learn, mime doesn't pay. | 1.5139 | 0.03100 | 539 | 334 | 133 | 72 |
114 | Again with the silent treatment? | 1.5125 | 0.03063 | 521 | 316 | 143 | 62 |
115 | Alright, I get it. Never ask a mime for directions. | 1.5124 | 0.03018 | 523 | 314 | 150 | 59 |
116 | Words fail me. | 1.5116 | 0.03040 | 518 | 312 | 147 | 59 |
117 | It's over Ralph, and yes, I'm making a scene. | 1.5103 | 0.03003 | 535 | 324 | 149 | 62 |
118 | They don't want to talk about it and neither do I. | 1.5095 | 0.03092 | 528 | 326 | 135 | 67 |
119 | Just our luck to get caught in a mime-field! | 1.5090 | 0.02955 | 554 | 344 | 141 | 69 |
120 | But I don't understand French. | 1.5069 | 0.03126 | 507 | 312 | 133 | 62 |
121 | How can you let them talk to me this way? | 1.5061 | 0.03264 | 494 | 312 | 114 | 68 |
122 | Can you pretend to do something? | 1.5049 | 0.03092 | 509 | 312 | 137 | 60 |
123 | I think I still prefer mansplaining to mimesplaining | 1.5038 | 0.03050 | 524 | 322 | 140 | 62 |
124 | Memes. I said memes. | 1.5035 | 0.04098 | 284 | 173 | 79 | 32 |
125 | You know, I really wish they DIDN'T have the right to remain silent. | 1.5022 | 0.03176 | 454 | 273 | 134 | 47 |
126 | You're the one who said we should ask for directions | 1.5021 | 0.03254 | 478 | 299 | 118 | 61 |
127 | The collective noun for a group of mimes? An annoyance." | 1.5011 | 0.03369 | 449 | 282 | 109 | 58 |
128 | Let me get this straight: you love me beyond words. So you hired these guys? | 1.5010 | 0.03058 | 511 | 313 | 140 | 58 |
129 | Well, at least SOMEONE is trying to communicate! | 1.5000 | 0.03341 | 454 | 285 | 111 | 58 |
130 | He's making a mute point. | 1.5000 | 0.03084 | 488 | 296 | 140 | 52 |
131 | Don’t just stand there, mime 911 | 1.4990 | 0.03043 | 523 | 323 | 139 | 61 |
132 | Why can't you just propose like a normal person. | 1.4990 | 0.03093 | 489 | 298 | 138 | 53 |
133 | Just give them invisible money and they'll move on! | 1.4989 | 0.03069 | 457 | 275 | 138 | 44 |
134 | They understand international language. Give them the finger….. | 1.4969 | 0.03189 | 491 | 308 | 122 | 61 |
135 | Enough of the silent treatment already. | 1.4957 | 0.03076 | 462 | 276 | 143 | 43 |
136 | Oh, Mr. Passive Aggressive wouldn't point out my pimple himself. | 1.4956 | 0.03318 | 458 | 289 | 111 | 58 |
137 | Better give them your imaginary wallet. | 1.4956 | 0.03186 | 458 | 280 | 129 | 49 |
138 | Tell me you can see them too | 1.4956 | 0.03202 | 452 | 276 | 128 | 48 |
139 | And you said no one would notice my pimple. | 1.4950 | 0.03126 | 503 | 322 | 116 | 65 |
140 | Harry, how dare you just stand there and let them not say that to me?! | 1.4948 | 0.03177 | 477 | 296 | 126 | 55 |
141 | Doug, please tell these guys to mime their own business | 1.4947 | 0.03249 | 471 | 296 | 117 | 58 |
142 | Don’t just stand there—break the glass and help me out! | 1.4931 | 0.03271 | 436 | 268 | 121 | 47 |
143 | I brought you back a couple things from France. | 1.4925 | 0.03073 | 469 | 283 | 141 | 45 |
144 | It’s okay. They’re friends of mime. | 1.4921 | 0.03207 | 445 | 272 | 127 | 46 |
145 | You can use that finger gun any time now! | 1.4921 | 0.03260 | 441 | 272 | 121 | 48 |
146 | Not what I meant by a quiet evening. | 1.4905 | 0.03098 | 473 | 289 | 136 | 48 |
147 | Always sad to see young people turn to a life of mime. | 1.4899 | 0.03289 | 447 | 280 | 115 | 52 |
148 | I feel like we need to talk. | 1.4899 | 0.03243 | 447 | 277 | 121 | 49 |
149 | If I kill them, will they make a sound? | 1.4895 | 0.03078 | 474 | 289 | 138 | 47 |
150 | No, Jacques, I said I liked memes! | 1.4890 | 0.03376 | 409 | 253 | 112 | 44 |
151 | …. !” ”’….! | 1.4882 | 0.03339 | 424 | 264 | 113 | 47 |
152 | We talked about this and I told you, I don't like mime games. | 1.4878 | 0.03217 | 449 | 278 | 123 | 48 |
153 | Not what I had in mind when I said I didn't want to talk about it. | 1.4871 | 0.03333 | 425 | 265 | 113 | 47 |
154 | This place is a mimefield. | 1.4869 | 0.03094 | 458 | 278 | 137 | 43 |
155 | Just give them an imaginary dollar and they will leave you alone. | 1.4859 | 0.03192 | 426 | 258 | 129 | 39 |
156 | Remember when I promised payback for the mariachi band serenade? | 1.4858 | 0.03388 | 424 | 268 | 106 | 50 |
157 | The cop said they have the right to remain silent. | 1.4854 | 0.03269 | 445 | 279 | 116 | 50 |
158 | This may sound crazy, but I kind of miss quarantine | 1.4854 | 0.03352 | 410 | 254 | 113 | 43 |
159 | Really? Mimesplaining? | 1.4851 | 0.03541 | 435 | 288 | 83 | 64 |
160 | So, you're still giving me the silent treatment? | 1.4844 | 0.03175 | 448 | 276 | 127 | 45 |
161 | This is NOT what I had in mind when you said you wanted to do unspeakable things to me. | 1.4835 | 0.03711 | 393 | 260 | 76 | 57 |
162 | I don't think this is what our marriage counselor meant when she said we needed to work on our non-verbal communication. | 1.4815 | 0.03518 | 378 | 237 | 100 | 41 |
163 | I think one is trying to tell me I’m standing on his foot and the other one wants a cute nose like mine! | 1.4814 | 0.03412 | 403 | 253 | 106 | 44 |
164 | words can't express how annoying these guys are | 1.4796 | 0.03593 | 392 | 254 | 88 | 50 |
165 | It’s a mute point. | 1.4792 | 0.03243 | 432 | 269 | 119 | 44 |
166 | Don’t just stand there, say nothing! | 1.4783 | 0.03220 | 414 | 253 | 124 | 37 |
167 | I think we should talk. | 1.4781 | 0.03432 | 366 | 224 | 109 | 33 |
168 | Maybe we should ask someone ELSE for directions.... | 1.4780 | 0.03515 | 387 | 246 | 97 | 44 |
169 | Really, Bob? The silent treatment? | 1.4778 | 0.03434 | 427 | 277 | 96 | 54 |
170 | Can you pretend to tip them." | 1.4775 | 0.03484 | 377 | 236 | 102 | 39 |
171 | Larry, I understand that it is hard to find the right words, but this is a really lousy way to break up with me. | 1.4774 | 0.03372 | 421 | 268 | 105 | 48 |
172 | Thank God -- you see them too. | 1.4769 | 0.03588 | 390 | 253 | 88 | 49 |
173 | I am speechless | 1.4745 | 0.03572 | 373 | 238 | 93 | 42 |
174 | Well, don’t just stand there – call Mime-1-1. | 1.4734 | 0.03649 | 376 | 245 | 84 | 47 |
175 | Just use your words, Dave. | 1.4714 | 0.03542 | 350 | 218 | 99 | 33 |
176 | Just be thankful they're not pointing at your pants. | 1.4709 | 0.03783 | 361 | 239 | 74 | 48 |
177 | You know, there's no stopping YOU from saying something here. | 1.4709 | 0.03373 | 412 | 263 | 104 | 45 |
178 | Don't worry, honey, you have the right to remain silent. | 1.4707 | 0.03323 | 376 | 230 | 115 | 31 |
179 | Words can't describe what I'm feeling right now. | 1.4704 | 0.03558 | 372 | 238 | 93 | 41 |
180 | Ron, please give them what they want so that I can escape from this glass box. | 1.4700 | 0.03429 | 400 | 256 | 100 | 44 |
181 | I'm not totally sure, but I think they want your wallet | 1.4694 | 0.03559 | 360 | 228 | 95 | 37 |
182 | Toss me your imaginary handgun. | 1.4688 | 0.03388 | 369 | 228 | 109 | 32 |
183 | You should keep your distance, I have mime disease. | 1.4687 | 0.03798 | 335 | 217 | 79 | 39 |
184 | Shouldn’t you at least pretend to defend me? | 1.4684 | 0.03401 | 380 | 238 | 106 | 36 |
185 | I swear, this is the last time I ask strangers for directions... | 1.4680 | 0.03565 | 359 | 228 | 94 | 37 |
186 | Are you done giving me the silent treatment? | 1.4678 | 0.04301 | 233 | 145 | 67 | 21 |
187 | Watch these guys. You might pick up some communication skills. | 1.4677 | 0.03433 | 372 | 233 | 104 | 35 |
188 | Can we talk? | 1.4667 | 0.03433 | 345 | 211 | 107 | 27 |
189 | They are miming, "He's never going to marry you." | 1.4658 | 0.03501 | 365 | 231 | 98 | 36 |
190 | Use your words. | 1.4655 | 0.03620 | 333 | 209 | 93 | 31 |
191 | I've been meaning to introduce you to my silent partners. | 1.4648 | 0.03594 | 355 | 227 | 91 | 37 |
192 | I think they're trying to tell you that you have spinach in your teeth. | 1.4642 | 0.03461 | 377 | 240 | 99 | 38 |
193 | It’s not you, it’s the mimes. | 1.4632 | 0.03966 | 367 | 257 | 50 | 60 |
194 | I thought you said we would have a meeting of the minds | 1.4623 | 0.03793 | 318 | 204 | 81 | 33 |
195 | They want me to think inside the box. | 1.4622 | 0.03583 | 344 | 218 | 93 | 33 |
196 | Yes, it's still mansplaining. | 1.4618 | 0.03755 | 340 | 222 | 79 | 39 |
197 | Look Sally - they're trying to tell you something. I wish we knew French. | 1.4615 | 0.03863 | 338 | 225 | 70 | 43 |
198 | I’m tired of these charades. | 1.4613 | 0.03571 | 336 | 211 | 95 | 30 |
199 | Who said “two mimes are better than one”? | 1.4613 | 0.03632 | 336 | 216 | 86 | 34 |
200 | I've had it with them; they have nothing to say. | 1.4604 | 0.03533 | 341 | 214 | 97 | 30 |
201 | I'm getting the silent treatment. | 1.4599 | 0.03732 | 337 | 219 | 81 | 37 |
202 | Still giving me the silent treatment, are you? | 1.4594 | 0.03723 | 320 | 204 | 85 | 31 |
203 | Frankly, I'm of two mimes about you." | 1.4586 | 0.03747 | 338 | 221 | 79 | 38 |
204 | I should probably introduce you to my silent partners. | 1.4586 | 0.03676 | 338 | 218 | 85 | 35 |
205 | OK, next time we get lost, you ask for directions! | 1.4585 | 0.03629 | 325 | 205 | 91 | 29 |
206 | You could have just broken up with me with a text. | 1.4572 | 0.03547 | 339 | 214 | 95 | 30 |
207 | It’s not you, I just feel boxed in. | 1.4569 | 0.03529 | 348 | 221 | 95 | 32 |
208 | I wish they'd just mime their own business. | 1.4568 | 0.03890 | 324 | 215 | 70 | 39 |
209 | I think this silent treatment thing has gone on too long. | 1.4563 | 0.03976 | 320 | 215 | 64 | 41 |
210 | My therapist calls it the silent treatment. | 1.4562 | 0.03756 | 331 | 216 | 79 | 36 |
211 | I'm not sure yet....it's either about the Duality of Man or I'm getting mugged. | 1.4560 | 0.03685 | 318 | 202 | 87 | 29 |
212 | I think they are telling me I shouldn't date a guy with a man-purse. | 1.4558 | 0.03519 | 362 | 233 | 93 | 36 |
213 | And you said nobody would notice this pimple! | 1.4543 | 0.03979 | 317 | 213 | 64 | 40 |
214 | This is why I wanted to go to Italy, but would you listen to me? No. | 1.4534 | 0.03852 | 311 | 203 | 75 | 33 |
215 | ‘You know how much I hate the silent treatment.’ | 1.4532 | 0.03631 | 331 | 212 | 88 | 31 |
216 | In retrospect, it does seem more likely that you asked me to pick up The Times on the way home. | 1.4526 | 0.03511 | 369 | 240 | 91 | 38 |
217 | I really miss the social distancing guidelines | 1.4519 | 0.03843 | 312 | 204 | 75 | 33 |
218 | I said I didn’t want to talk about it. | 1.4519 | 0.03491 | 343 | 217 | 97 | 29 |
219 | Oh no, can you see them too? | 1.4516 | 0.03743 | 341 | 226 | 76 | 39 |
220 | Well yes, technically I did say don't ever "speak" to me again. | 1.4515 | 0.03714 | 330 | 215 | 81 | 34 |
221 | Even they can say it to my face. | 1.4514 | 0.03594 | 319 | 201 | 92 | 26 |
222 | It’s nothing you’ve done, Roger. I just need to be around people who can communicate their feelings. | 1.4513 | 0.03933 | 308 | 204 | 69 | 35 |
223 | Help me get them into the glass box. | 1.4509 | 0.03588 | 346 | 224 | 88 | 34 |
224 | I'm sorry it ended this way John, you know I was never good with words. | 1.4498 | 0.03896 | 309 | 204 | 71 | 34 |
225 | They’re worried you’re going to do unspeakable things to me. | 1.4498 | 0.03759 | 309 | 199 | 81 | 29 |
226 | Does this mean we're not talking? | 1.4497 | 0.03736 | 318 | 206 | 81 | 31 |
227 | Will you please explain to them that harassment can also be non-verbal? | 1.4497 | 0.03739 | 298 | 189 | 84 | 25 |
228 | Walking through a mime field. | 1.4490 | 0.03586 | 343 | 222 | 88 | 33 |
229 | Seriously, I can't keep up this charade any longer. | 1.4488 | 0.03783 | 303 | 195 | 80 | 28 |
230 | I’m at a loss for words. | 1.4487 | 0.03814 | 312 | 204 | 76 | 32 |
231 | I said, "do you MIND" | 1.4487 | 0.03833 | 341 | 231 | 67 | 43 |
232 | I think they want you to put on your mask. | 1.4485 | 0.03682 | 301 | 190 | 87 | 24 |
233 | I keep telling them I don’t speak French. | 1.4483 | 0.04024 | 290 | 192 | 66 | 32 |
234 | No, seriously! I was jus walking down the street and miming my own business! | 1.4462 | 0.03702 | 325 | 212 | 81 | 32 |
235 | I would have preferred a traditional engagement proposal. | 1.4459 | 0.03849 | 305 | 200 | 74 | 31 |
236 | The crime here is unspeakable. | 1.4452 | 0.03649 | 310 | 200 | 83 | 27 |
237 | MINE! I said would you be mine? | 1.4451 | 0.03672 | 319 | 206 | 84 | 29 |
238 | I think it's something about your vehicle's extended warranty. | 1.4448 | 0.04046 | 299 | 202 | 61 | 36 |
239 | It appears we’ve reached a meeting of the mimes. | 1.4437 | 0.04015 | 302 | 204 | 62 | 36 |
240 | If I'm interpreting this mugging correctly, if you hand over your wallet they'll stop annoying us. | 1.4437 | 0.03790 | 302 | 196 | 78 | 28 |
241 | Autocorrect signed me up for Amazon Mime. | 1.4436 | 0.03836 | 275 | 182 | 67 | 26 |
242 | Can you pretend to be a strong wind? | 1.4434 | 0.03858 | 327 | 221 | 67 | 39 |
243 | Just tell me what you’re thinking—I’m not a mime reader. | 1.4423 | 0.04022 | 312 | 214 | 58 | 40 |
244 | I think I'd prefer getting mugged. | 1.4422 | 0.03740 | 294 | 188 | 82 | 24 |
245 | Meet my husband,he too is unable to communicate clearly | 1.4420 | 0.04296 | 276 | 190 | 50 | 36 |
246 | If this is a proposal, that's gonna be a 'no' from me, Doug. | 1.4419 | 0.04024 | 301 | 204 | 61 | 36 |
247 | At least they're not clowns. | 1.4405 | 0.04501 | 227 | 151 | 52 | 24 |
248 | My pantomime is rusty,but I think for 10 Euros we get directions to our hotel,for 20 we get your wallet back. | 1.4403 | 0.04048 | 293 | 198 | 61 | 34 |
249 | What’s “bug off” in mime? | 1.4391 | 0.03783 | 312 | 206 | 75 | 31 |
250 | Is there something you're not telling me? | 1.4387 | 0.03773 | 310 | 204 | 76 | 30 |
251 | Call Mime-1-1 | 1.4386 | 0.04072 | 285 | 192 | 61 | 32 |
252 | I miss the days of masks and social distancing | 1.4385 | 0.03882 | 301 | 200 | 70 | 31 |
253 | Make a finger gun, would ya? | 1.4381 | 0.03599 | 331 | 216 | 85 | 30 |
254 | What’s the mime version of “Fuck off” | 1.4380 | 0.04128 | 274 | 184 | 60 | 30 |
255 | You said you wanted to have a quiet evening. | 1.4377 | 0.04023 | 265 | 173 | 68 | 24 |
256 | Jane, I think there's a piece of lettuce caught in your teeth. | 1.4377 | 0.03854 | 313 | 210 | 69 | 34 |
257 | I think they’re trying to tell me something. | 1.4377 | 0.03746 | 313 | 206 | 77 | 30 |
258 | So now you're giving me the silent treatment? | 1.4369 | 0.03746 | 293 | 189 | 80 | 24 |
259 | It's far less annoying in Paris. | 1.4367 | 0.03654 | 300 | 192 | 85 | 23 |
260 | So, this is your idea of the silent treatment? | 1.4366 | 0.04025 | 268 | 176 | 67 | 25 |
261 | I really miss social distancing. | 1.4364 | 0.04008 | 291 | 196 | 63 | 32 |
262 | Get help. I'm trapped in a mimefield. | 1.4364 | 0.03949 | 291 | 194 | 67 | 30 |
263 | Hand me the invisible pepper spray. | 1.4364 | 0.03985 | 275 | 181 | 68 | 26 |
264 | I miss the muggers. | 1.4364 | 0.03849 | 275 | 177 | 76 | 22 |
265 | I’m still trying to cancel my subscription to the New York Mimes. | 1.4343 | 0.04126 | 274 | 185 | 59 | 30 |
266 | No, I said in my profile that I enjoy “memes”. | 1.4337 | 0.03806 | 309 | 206 | 72 | 31 |
267 | I wish you'd mime your own business! | 1.4324 | 0.03686 | 296 | 191 | 82 | 23 |
268 | I swear,honey. Next time you better be the one to ask for directions. | 1.4324 | 0.04335 | 259 | 178 | 50 | 31 |
269 | Do I give them my real wallet or an imaginary one? | 1.4323 | 0.03937 | 266 | 183 | 55 | 28 |
270 | Would you at least mimic a rescue? | 1.4321 | 0.03862 | 287 | 189 | 72 | 26 |
271 | All right! I'll get vaccinated! | 1.4319 | 0.04071 | 257 | 169 | 65 | 23 |
272 | Here you go again expecting me to read your mimes. | 1.4312 | 0.03904 | 276 | 181 | 71 | 24 |
273 | It was fun for a couple blocks, but I feel like I hit a wall. | 1.4310 | 0.03916 | 297 | 200 | 66 | 31 |
274 | Yes, I tested positive for Mime Disease. How did you know? | 1.4309 | 0.03765 | 304 | 201 | 75 | 28 |
275 | They say you should take the Green Line from downtown, Get off at 33rd St. If you get to Grand Central, you've gone too far. | 1.4307 | 0.04169 | 267 | 181 | 57 | 29 |
276 | Well, you said your family were characters. | 1.4307 | 0.03958 | 274 | 181 | 68 | 25 |
277 | Do something. A mime is a terrible thing to waste. | 1.4301 | 0.04005 | 279 | 187 | 64 | 28 |
278 | The mimes seem to be telling us that ‘We need to talk’ and that ‘We should see other people.’ | 1.4297 | 0.04265 | 256 | 174 | 54 | 28 |
279 | One pimple and everybody's a judge | 1.4297 | 0.04146 | 263 | 177 | 59 | 27 |
280 | I asked for 2 DIMES! I need to feed the parking meter. | 1.4296 | 0.03791 | 277 | 179 | 77 | 21 |
281 | Worst birthday present ever, John. | 1.4296 | 0.04015 | 284 | 192 | 62 | 30 |
282 | Humoring them only makes it worse. | 1.4286 | 0.04006 | 266 | 176 | 66 | 24 |
283 | It's something about a falling brick. | 1.4280 | 0.03918 | 271 | 178 | 70 | 23 |
284 | Great. Now there’s two more people who won’t talk to me. | 1.4275 | 0.03902 | 262 | 170 | 72 | 20 |
285 | I made the mistake of asking for directions. | 1.4269 | 0.03923 | 260 | 169 | 71 | 20 |
286 | Next time: Say it with flowers. | 1.4269 | 0.03998 | 253 | 165 | 68 | 20 |
287 | Enough, Paul. It's time we ended this little charade. | 1.4259 | 0.04065 | 270 | 182 | 61 | 27 |
288 | Why can't you just tell me? | 1.4258 | 0.04079 | 256 | 170 | 63 | 23 |
289 | Well, things in Paris seem back to normal. | 1.4254 | 0.03912 | 268 | 176 | 70 | 22 |
290 | You’re right, I said I wanted a quiet night. | 1.4252 | 0.04063 | 254 | 168 | 64 | 22 |
291 | Don't make me say it. | 1.4251 | 0.04262 | 247 | 167 | 55 | 25 |
292 | What are they not trying to tell me? | 1.4245 | 0.04044 | 278 | 189 | 60 | 29 |
293 | Sorry, still on mute. | 1.4240 | 0.03863 | 283 | 188 | 70 | 25 |
294 | Can we just not talk about it ? | 1.4235 | 0.04126 | 255 | 171 | 60 | 24 |
295 | You clearly upset them. They appear to be screaming. | 1.4231 | 0.03995 | 260 | 172 | 66 | 22 |
296 | I hope you're not counting on a second date. | 1.4224 | 0.04021 | 277 | 188 | 61 | 28 |
297 | These are the brothers who I'm not on speaking terms with. | 1.4221 | 0.03812 | 263 | 170 | 75 | 18 |
298 | I only dated them because I thought they'd be good listeners. | 1.4211 | 0.03893 | 266 | 175 | 70 | 21 |
299 | I don't have to stand here and listen to this. | 1.4202 | 0.04282 | 257 | 178 | 50 | 29 |
300 | John, please tell them to mime their own business. | 1.4202 | 0.04764 | 188 | 126 | 45 | 17 |
301 | I'm getting some non-verbal clues that you may not be right for me. | 1.4199 | 0.03913 | 281 | 189 | 66 | 26 |
302 | Let's give them some invisible money and make them go away. | 1.4196 | 0.03892 | 255 | 166 | 71 | 18 |
303 | There are no words to describe how I feel right now. | 1.4191 | 0.04046 | 241 | 158 | 65 | 18 |
304 | Don't worry, they're not talking about you. | 1.4189 | 0.03974 | 265 | 177 | 65 | 23 |
305 | I would 'just keep walking,' except they put up some kind of invisible wall. | 1.4188 | 0.04083 | 277 | 191 | 56 | 30 |
306 | I think it's time to click the unmute button! | 1.4187 | 0.03862 | 246 | 158 | 73 | 15 |
307 | Just give them the silent treatment | 1.4186 | 0.04197 | 258 | 177 | 54 | 27 |
308 | I'd like you to meet my two friends. I haven't heard from them in years. | 1.4186 | 0.04051 | 258 | 173 | 62 | 23 |
309 | I'm about ready to give them some nonverbal communication. | 1.4185 | 0.04160 | 270 | 187 | 53 | 30 |
310 | Oh joy, you can see them too. | 1.4183 | 0.03847 | 263 | 172 | 72 | 19 |
311 | And you said I was overreacting when I said that I feel invisible. | 1.4183 | 0.04138 | 263 | 180 | 56 | 27 |
312 | You said " it looks fine - no one will notice" | 1.4176 | 0.04161 | 261 | 179 | 55 | 27 |
313 | Rhymes with nose? | 1.4174 | 0.04290 | 230 | 157 | 51 | 22 |
314 | Please tell them I don't speak French,I'm not into inappropriate touching,and I'm going to kick them in the nuts at the count of three. | 1.4167 | 0.04305 | 252 | 175 | 49 | 28 |
315 | Aren't you going to say anything? | 1.4163 | 0.04139 | 233 | 154 | 61 | 18 |
316 | As usual, expecting me to read your mime. | 1.4153 | 0.04242 | 248 | 170 | 53 | 25 |
317 | Pretend to help me. | 1.4153 | 0.04189 | 236 | 158 | 58 | 20 |
318 | My therapist says we need to explore all avenues of communication. | 1.4148 | 0.03702 | 270 | 175 | 78 | 17 |
319 | Stop mimesplaining. | 1.4148 | 0.04158 | 270 | 188 | 52 | 30 |
320 | See what happens when you defund the police? | 1.4138 | 0.03826 | 261 | 181 | 56 | 24 |
321 | I mean, you did raise them not to talk back | 1.4136 | 0.04495 | 220 | 151 | 47 | 22 |
322 | Sometimes I miss the COVID restrictions | 1.4133 | 0.04011 | 271 | 185 | 60 | 26 |
323 | Do you know what they are saying... I don't understand French. | 1.4132 | 0.04113 | 242 | 162 | 60 | 20 |
324 | Apparently you just stepped on their dog. | 1.4125 | 0.04302 | 240 | 165 | 51 | 24 |
325 | I know you won't listen to me Bob, so just watch these two explain why I'm leaving you. | 1.4122 | 0.04316 | 245 | 170 | 49 | 26 |
326 | And to make sure I never have second dates, these are my brothers. | 1.4120 | 0.04214 | 250 | 172 | 53 | 25 |
327 | Please tell me you can see them too. | 1.4120 | 0.03865 | 301 | 208 | 62 | 31 |
328 | I just don't know, Brad. It's as if there is an invisible wall between us. | 1.4116 | 0.03913 | 277 | 188 | 64 | 25 |
329 | It's annoying. They add nothing to the conversation. | 1.4115 | 0.04342 | 243 | 169 | 48 | 26 |
330 | What can I say? | 1.4115 | 0.04130 | 226 | 149 | 61 | 16 |
331 | I thought this was supposed to be a blind date. | 1.4115 | 0.04270 | 226 | 152 | 55 | 19 |
332 | I'd rather be mugged. | 1.4113 | 0.04082 | 248 | 167 | 60 | 21 |
333 | Everything sounds better in French | 1.4106 | 0.04104 | 246 | 166 | 59 | 21 |
334 | Okay boys, that's enough! Your mother doesn't care who started it. | 1.4101 | 0.04195 | 217 | 143 | 59 | 15 |
335 | If you see something, say something, dammit. | 1.4100 | 0.04061 | 239 | 159 | 62 | 18 |
336 | Worst. Flashmob. Proposal. Ever.” | 1.4100 | 0.04354 | 239 | 166 | 48 | 25 |
337 | Now we know what comes after gentrification. | 1.4097 | 0.04391 | 227 | 156 | 49 | 22 |
338 | Ralph if you love me you'll say something. | 1.4095 | 0.04008 | 232 | 152 | 65 | 15 |
339 | You win—this is way worse than the silent treatment. | 1.4091 | 0.04431 | 242 | 171 | 43 | 28 |
340 | This city really needs to be tougher on mime. | 1.4089 | 0.04281 | 225 | 152 | 54 | 19 |
341 | Why am I always the one who has to ask for directions? | 1.4087 | 0.04215 | 230 | 155 | 56 | 19 |
342 | It was better when they worked remotely. | 1.4072 | 0.04475 | 221 | 153 | 46 | 22 |
343 | I guess the rumors are true. Our city does have a criminal mastermime. | 1.4071 | 0.04322 | 253 | 179 | 45 | 29 |
344 | I put $10 in their tip jar, and they've been following me around ever since. | 1.4069 | 0.04156 | 231 | 155 | 58 | 18 |
345 | No, this is the silent treatment. | 1.4062 | 0.03952 | 224 | 145 | 67 | 12 |
346 | If you call them off, I promise you no more silent treatment. | 1.4062 | 0.04385 | 224 | 154 | 49 | 21 |
347 | Martin, can you believe what they just did not say to me?" | 1.4062 | 0.04198 | 224 | 150 | 57 | 17 |
348 | Are you giving me the silent treatment again? | 1.4061 | 0.04360 | 229 | 158 | 49 | 22 |
349 | I think what they are trying to say is that we should start seeing other people. | 1.4052 | 0.04060 | 269 | 187 | 55 | 27 |
350 | Just stay still. They can smell pretend fear. | 1.4052 | 0.04186 | 232 | 162 | 48 | 22 |
351 | They still haven’t forgiven me for walking through the invisible wall. | 1.4048 | 0.03870 | 252 | 167 | 68 | 17 |
352 | Is it okay if I scream? | 1.4045 | 0.04100 | 220 | 145 | 61 | 14 |
353 | I wish you'd stop giving me the silent treatment. | 1.4037 | 0.04125 | 218 | 144 | 60 | 14 |
354 | Sure, we need the City to get tough on mime, but that won’t help unless we tackle the causes of mime. | 1.4037 | 0.04563 | 218 | 153 | 42 | 23 |
355 | What? Do I have spinach stuck between my teeth? Is my mascara smeared? Please someone say something! | 1.4035 | 0.04144 | 228 | 153 | 58 | 17 |
356 | The street gangs aren't as tough as they used to be in this neighborhood. | 1.4027 | 0.04353 | 226 | 156 | 49 | 21 |
357 | I’m speechless. I suppose that’s the point. | 1.4009 | 0.04059 | 227 | 151 | 61 | 15 |
358 | When we were leaving the house this morning, you could have told me I looked like a tourist. | 1.4008 | 0.04203 | 247 | 172 | 51 | 24 |
359 | No, Peter, we are supposed to bring a few wines to the party | 1.4000 | 0.04331 | 240 | 169 | 46 | 25 |
360 | I have no idea what's wrong. I don't know a word of French. | 1.3992 | 0.04189 | 248 | 173 | 51 | 24 |
361 | I’m in the mimeth circle of hell. | 1.3991 | 0.04255 | 233 | 161 | 51 | 21 |
362 | Remember that summer I spent in Paris? | 1.3991 | 0.03956 | 223 | 146 | 65 | 12 |
363 | Do you see anything? Please say yes. | 1.3990 | 0.04307 | 208 | 140 | 53 | 15 |
364 | If this glass weren’t here, I’d punch both of them. | 1.3983 | 0.04368 | 231 | 162 | 46 | 23 |
365 | Geez, Howard, even your break-up strategy is passive-aggressive. | 1.3981 | 0.04681 | 216 | 155 | 36 | 25 |
366 | We should've made the kids go to law school." | 1.3981 | 0.04368 | 211 | 144 | 50 | 17 |
367 | Say something. | 1.3981 | 0.04389 | 206 | 140 | 50 | 16 |
368 | Speak for yourself, Richard. | 1.3973 | 0.04304 | 219 | 150 | 51 | 18 |
369 | Memes,Josh. I said I like funny memes. | 1.3972 | 0.04523 | 214 | 150 | 43 | 21 |
370 | It’s a great neighborhood except for the land mimes. | 1.3958 | 0.04287 | 240 | 169 | 47 | 24 |
371 | Shall we go to your place or mime? | 1.3957 | 0.04226 | 235 | 163 | 51 | 21 |
372 | Don’t just stand there, start pulling me to safety with your invisible rope! | 1.3957 | 0.04157 | 230 | 157 | 55 | 18 |
373 | I've got mime disease. | 1.3953 | 0.04358 | 215 | 148 | 49 | 18 |
374 | The violent mime rate is up pretty much everywhere. | 1.3938 | 0.04706 | 193 | 135 | 40 | 18 |
375 | Honey, unfortunately you just can't talk to these people. | 1.3932 | 0.04162 | 206 | 137 | 57 | 12 |
376 | “Talk is cheap, Bernard.” | 1.3917 | 0.04019 | 217 | 144 | 61 | 12 |
377 | First it was you, and now everyone is giving me the silent treatment. | 1.3913 | 0.04576 | 207 | 146 | 41 | 20 |
378 | I can't understand a word they're not saying, but I think it has something to do with our relationship, Jon, and they're warning me not to enter into holy matrimony with you. And, I have to say, I do believe they make a compelling argument. | 1.3913 | 0.04418 | 230 | 164 | 42 | 24 |
379 | I misspelled my wish… the part about ‘mine forever’. | 1.3913 | 0.04473 | 207 | 144 | 45 | 18 |
380 | Your guess is as good as mime. | 1.3911 | 0.04023 | 225 | 151 | 60 | 14 |
381 | It’s still less annoying than listening to you go on about crypto. | 1.3911 | 0.04551 | 202 | 141 | 43 | 18 |
382 | I said we needed to come to a meeting of the MINDS. | 1.3909 | 0.04162 | 243 | 170 | 51 | 22 |
383 | You got your quirks, I got mimes. | 1.3909 | 0.04473 | 220 | 156 | 42 | 22 |
384 | The CDC is changing how they communicate masking guidelines. | 1.3909 | 0.04905 | 197 | 143 | 31 | 23 |
385 | It's like a Zoom call on mute.... | 1.3900 | 0.04691 | 200 | 142 | 38 | 20 |
386 | Remember Honey, a mime is a terrible thing to waste. | 1.3899 | 0.04358 | 218 | 152 | 47 | 19 |
387 | I've had worse dates. | 1.3897 | 0.04552 | 195 | 135 | 44 | 16 |
388 | I'm guessing mums the word | 1.3895 | 0.04514 | 190 | 130 | 46 | 14 |
389 | Hand me the invisible mace. | 1.3886 | 0.04305 | 211 | 145 | 50 | 16 |
390 | If you think that's bad, wait until you meet the rest of my family. | 1.3884 | 0.04366 | 224 | 158 | 45 | 21 |
391 | Words cannot express my feelings for you. | 1.3878 | 0.04093 | 245 | 171 | 53 | 21 |
392 | This is not what I meant when I said you should communicate your feelings differently. | 1.3878 | 0.04214 | 245 | 174 | 47 | 24 |
393 | At least they try to communicate. | 1.3873 | 0.04406 | 204 | 141 | 47 | 16 |
394 | I think they saw something but they can’t say something. | 1.3873 | 0.04568 | 204 | 144 | 41 | 19 |
395 | They know but aren’t saying. | 1.3871 | 0.04271 | 217 | 150 | 50 | 17 |
396 | I think they’re trying to point out some of the conflicts and absurdities of modern life. Or they’re requesting enough money to buy burgers, fries, and two drinks. | 1.3869 | 0.04540 | 199 | 139 | 43 | 17 |
397 | That’s the danger of a quiet neighborhood. | 1.3867 | 0.04018 | 225 | 152 | 59 | 14 |
398 | It's been like this ever since I put my number on the do-not-call list. | 1.3865 | 0.04306 | 207 | 142 | 50 | 15 |
399 | Quick. Hand me an invisible gun. | 1.3861 | 0.04380 | 202 | 139 | 48 | 15 |
400 | I'm assuming these are the brothers that never talk to you? | 1.3860 | 0.04446 | 215 | 152 | 43 | 20 |
401 | Now you know why guys never stop to ask for directions... | 1.3859 | 0.04983 | 184 | 133 | 31 | 20 |
402 | Is this your way of saying I talk too much? | 1.3854 | 0.04226 | 192 | 128 | 54 | 10 |
403 | What are they saying about me | 1.3854 | 0.04389 | 205 | 142 | 47 | 16 |
404 | Go, save yourself before the plate spinner guy shows up. | 1.3850 | 0.04683 | 187 | 131 | 40 | 16 |
405 | Mime is not to reason why. | 1.3850 | 0.04493 | 200 | 142 | 40 | 18 |
406 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty | 1.3850 | 0.04763 | 213 | 157 | 30 | 26 |
407 | THIS is why I donate to keep local theatres open! | 1.3846 | 0.04587 | 221 | 161 | 35 | 25 |
408 | You couldn't have hired a skywriter, like other guys do? | 1.3846 | 0.04213 | 221 | 153 | 51 | 17 |
409 | I should have left them in that invisible box. | 1.3843 | 0.04331 | 216 | 151 | 47 | 18 |
410 | Pardon my French. | 1.3842 | 0.04569 | 190 | 132 | 43 | 15 |
411 | Don't just stand there...talk them out of it. | 1.3838 | 0.04201 | 198 | 133 | 54 | 11 |
412 | OK, maybe I do really need to get this mole checked. | 1.3838 | 0.04495 | 198 | 138 | 44 | 16 |
413 | Well? Are you going to say something? | 1.3834 | 0.04577 | 193 | 135 | 42 | 16 |
414 | I think they just found my lost Contact. | 1.3833 | 0.04038 | 227 | 155 | 57 | 15 |
415 | Apparently I walked into their "box" on Thursday, and now I can't shake them. | 1.3832 | 0.04205 | 214 | 147 | 52 | 15 |
416 | At least, with mimes, you always get the last word. And the first. And everything in between. | 1.3831 | 0.04217 | 201 | 136 | 53 | 12 |
417 | See, this is precisely why we don't invite Claude and Francois to Sunday supper. | 1.3827 | 0.04349 | 196 | 134 | 49 | 13 |
418 | Do something! I'm being undermimed | 1.3824 | 0.04261 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
419 | Let me guess: “it’not you, it’s me?” | 1.3822 | 0.04549 | 191 | 133 | 43 | 15 |
420 | Let's end this charade. | 1.3822 | 0.04364 | 191 | 130 | 49 | 12 |
421 | Thought you might appreciate some mimesplaining. | 1.3821 | 0.04335 | 212 | 148 | 47 | 17 |
422 | nan | 1.3820 | 0.04912 | 178 | 127 | 34 | 17 |
423 | Should not have made eye contact. Mime mistake. | 1.3817 | 0.04137 | 186 | 130 | 44 | 12 |
424 | Later,Janice would tell all her friends that she should have listened to the mimes when they tried to warn her about her blind date with Todd. | 1.3814 | 0.04537 | 215 | 155 | 38 | 22 |
425 | You never listen. | 1.3810 | 0.04257 | 210 | 145 | 50 | 15 |
426 | Paul, I don’t need another man in my life who never responds | 1.3810 | 0.04081 | 231 | 160 | 54 | 17 |
427 | I asked you to send me a couple of memes! | 1.3807 | 0.04443 | 218 | 156 | 41 | 21 |
428 | When I asked for two French Pointers for Christmas, this isn't what I was thinking. | 1.3804 | 0.04668 | 184 | 129 | 40 | 15 |
429 | What aren't you trying to tell me? | 1.3802 | 0.04408 | 192 | 132 | 47 | 13 |
430 | Sometimes, I feel like we don't even speak the same language. | 1.3799 | 0.04557 | 179 | 123 | 44 | 12 |
431 | Is this your idea of the silent treatment? | 1.3797 | 0.04551 | 187 | 130 | 43 | 14 |
432 | On the whole, I still prefer regular mansplaining. | 1.3789 | 0.04741 | 190 | 136 | 36 | 18 |
433 | God, I really miss lockdown. | 1.3789 | 0.04799 | 190 | 137 | 34 | 19 |
434 | They’re my translators. Apparently it’s windy and I smell bad. | 1.3785 | 0.04302 | 214 | 150 | 47 | 17 |
435 | I appreciate the effort, but my profile said I like memes not mimes. | 1.3784 | 0.04474 | 222 | 161 | 38 | 23 |
436 | What do I have to do,spell it out for you? | 1.3781 | 0.04151 | 201 | 136 | 54 | 11 |
437 | What they are doing is unspeakable. | 1.3781 | 0.04384 | 201 | 140 | 46 | 15 |
438 | I think they're telling me I have the right to remain silent. | 1.3779 | 0.04549 | 217 | 158 | 36 | 23 |
439 | I said I was hoping for a 'meeting of the minds.' | 1.3778 | 0.04605 | 180 | 125 | 42 | 13 |
440 | How can you not see it?! | 1.3777 | 0.04716 | 188 | 134 | 37 | 17 |
441 | I ordered a Greek chorus, but there were supply-chain issues. | 1.3776 | 0.04461 | 196 | 137 | 44 | 15 |
442 | Surely you gesture.” | 1.3770 | 0.04745 | 183 | 130 | 37 | 16 |
443 | I’ll admit, this isn’t the silent treatment I’m used to. | 1.3770 | 0.04542 | 191 | 134 | 42 | 15 |
444 | Honey, we need to talk. | 1.3770 | 0.04481 | 191 | 133 | 44 | 14 |
445 | And it really should go without saying . . . | 1.3768 | 0.04454 | 207 | 147 | 42 | 18 |
446 | I have mime disease. | 1.3768 | 0.04239 | 207 | 143 | 50 | 14 |
447 | It’s a total mime-field walking the streets these days! | 1.3765 | 0.04790 | 170 | 119 | 38 | 13 |
448 | I guess that two mimes are better than one! | 1.3762 | 0.04408 | 210 | 149 | 43 | 18 |
449 | Honey tell them to mime their own business! | 1.3757 | 0.04907 | 181 | 131 | 32 | 18 |
450 | Now you know what it's like to get the silent treatment. | 1.3757 | 0.04907 | 181 | 131 | 32 | 18 |
451 | This isn't about my car's extended warranty again, is it? | 1.3756 | 0.04670 | 197 | 142 | 36 | 19 |
452 | I’ve broken out in mimes again. | 1.3750 | 0.04210 | 192 | 130 | 52 | 10 |
453 | No, dear, these are French mimes. They are allowed to do this. | 1.3750 | 0.04532 | 176 | 121 | 44 | 11 |
454 | So you hired these two to convey that I need rhinoplasty? | 1.3750 | 0.04608 | 216 | 159 | 33 | 24 |
455 | See, they were right. Defunding the police has unleashed a spike in street mime across the whole city. | 1.3750 | 0.04723 | 184 | 131 | 37 | 16 |
456 | Oh honey, I said send me 'memes'. | 1.3750 | 0.05044 | 168 | 121 | 31 | 16 |
457 | They’ve been giving me the silent treatment all day! | 1.3750 | 0.04531 | 184 | 128 | 43 | 13 |
458 | Are you hearing this? | 1.3750 | 0.04437 | 208 | 148 | 42 | 18 |
459 | I just wanted the little voice inside of my head to stop, and this is what i got instead. | 1.3750 | 0.04660 | 184 | 130 | 39 | 15 |
460 | My father always said that two mimes are better than one. | 1.3743 | 0.04606 | 187 | 132 | 40 | 15 |
461 | I’m not sure this is what your therapist had in mind when she suggested working on your nonverbal communication skills. | 1.3738 | 0.04358 | 206 | 145 | 45 | 16 |
462 | I’m going to draw the line at French kissing! | 1.3738 | 0.04358 | 206 | 145 | 45 | 16 |
463 | The only thing more annoying than a mime is two mimes. | 1.3730 | 0.04511 | 185 | 129 | 43 | 13 |
464 | I miss social distancing... | 1.3729 | 0.04582 | 177 | 123 | 42 | 12 |
465 | Is it so hard to tell me what you need? | 1.3728 | 0.04060 | 228 | 159 | 53 | 16 |
466 | Well, it goes without saying. | 1.3724 | 0.04454 | 196 | 138 | 43 | 15 |
467 | It’s like there’s a wall between us | 1.3723 | 0.04886 | 188 | 138 | 30 | 20 |
468 | Darling, try turning on closed captioning. | 1.3723 | 0.04523 | 188 | 132 | 42 | 14 |
469 | Pretend to call 911. | 1.3722 | 0.04528 | 180 | 125 | 43 | 12 |
470 | Just give them your wallet. | 1.3721 | 0.04598 | 172 | 119 | 42 | 11 |
471 | Your place or mime? | 1.3717 | 0.04595 | 191 | 136 | 39 | 16 |
472 | I just don't have the words to tell you how I really feel. | 1.3716 | 0.04673 | 183 | 130 | 38 | 15 |
473 | The first rule of mime club is you don't talk about mime club. | 1.3714 | 0.04543 | 175 | 121 | 43 | 11 |
474 | It may not be as accurate, but it's better than someone sticking a swab up my nose. | 1.3709 | 0.04356 | 213 | 152 | 43 | 18 |
475 | Mimesplainers. | 1.3707 | 0.04423 | 205 | 146 | 42 | 17 |
476 | I say let's maybe not go back to France this year. | 1.3706 | 0.04707 | 170 | 119 | 39 | 12 |
477 | Next time, just get me flowers. | 1.3702 | 0.04369 | 181 | 124 | 47 | 10 |
478 | Being at a loss for words seems for once the best response! | 1.3699 | 0.04503 | 173 | 119 | 44 | 10 |
479 | I said I needed some TIME, not MIME! | 1.3699 | 0.04270 | 219 | 156 | 45 | 18 |
480 | It's horrible, yes, but if you close your eyes, it's like they don't even exist. | 1.3696 | 0.04523 | 184 | 129 | 42 | 13 |
481 | I wasn’t watching where I was going and poof! I walked right into this damn box. | 1.3690 | 0.04407 | 187 | 130 | 45 | 12 |
482 | Ever since I left the troupe, they've been giving me the silent treatment. | 1.3687 | 0.04470 | 179 | 124 | 44 | 11 |
483 | I just feel like there's a wall between us. | 1.3669 | 0.04568 | 169 | 117 | 42 | 10 |
484 | They want us to subscribe to their YouTube channel | 1.3669 | 0.04867 | 169 | 121 | 34 | 14 |
485 | Really Phil? You hired mimes to propose to me? | 1.3668 | 0.04623 | 199 | 145 | 35 | 19 |
486 | I have to endure the hazing if I want to join the troupe. | 1.3667 | 0.04072 | 210 | 145 | 53 | 12 |
487 | I don't want to hear it. | 1.3667 | 0.04519 | 180 | 126 | 42 | 12 |
488 | I forgot to tell you. I have sons. | 1.3667 | 0.04654 | 180 | 128 | 38 | 14 |
489 | I warned you about the mime field | 1.3663 | 0.04514 | 172 | 119 | 43 | 10 |
490 | Beats me . . . they're not saying anything, but it's still in French . . . | 1.3662 | 0.04350 | 213 | 153 | 42 | 18 |
491 | I guess they haven't seen a maskless face in a while | 1.3657 | 0.04883 | 175 | 127 | 32 | 16 |
492 | I'm sorry. I just thought breaking up over text would be too impersonal. | 1.3656 | 0.04856 | 186 | 137 | 30 | 19 |
493 | The one day we forget our masks. | 1.3653 | 0.04906 | 167 | 120 | 33 | 14 |
494 | Too bad I left my invisible mace at home. | 1.3652 | 0.04621 | 178 | 126 | 39 | 13 |
495 | I've hired them to explain why I want a divorce. | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
496 | Ironically this is the last you will hear from me. | 1.3651 | 0.04619 | 189 | 136 | 37 | 16 |
497 | Don't just stand there - get me out of this invisible box! | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
498 | The French sure know how to mug people with style | 1.3647 | 0.04622 | 170 | 119 | 40 | 11 |
499 | Mom, Dad, this is John. No, use your words. | 1.3645 | 0.04445 | 203 | 146 | 40 | 17 |
500 | There are no words. | 1.3642 | 0.04777 | 162 | 114 | 37 | 11 |
501 | I said I was into 'memes'. | 1.3642 | 0.04567 | 173 | 121 | 41 | 11 |
502 | They're here because I'm no longer speaking to you! | 1.3641 | 0.04514 | 184 | 130 | 41 | 13 |
503 | Why the silent treatment? | 1.3641 | 0.04380 | 184 | 128 | 45 | 11 |
504 | Not to quibble, but shouldn't they be wearing masks? | 1.3641 | 0.04275 | 195 | 136 | 47 | 12 |
505 | I was being melodramatic when I said you were my worst nightmare. THIS is my worst nightmare. | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 143 | 40 | 15 |
506 | Why am I still dealing with mansplainers. | 1.3632 | 0.04461 | 212 | 155 | 37 | 20 |
507 | This is not what I meant when I said you needed to find a way to express your emotions. | 1.3631 | 0.04530 | 179 | 126 | 41 | 12 |
508 | I meant to ask for memes. | 1.3631 | 0.04771 | 168 | 122 | 32 | 14 |
509 | They also think I’m too good for you! | 1.3631 | 0.04879 | 157 | 111 | 35 | 11 |
510 | I'm of two mimes about this. | 1.3626 | 0.04410 | 182 | 127 | 44 | 11 |
511 | Did I tell you I suffer from mime disease? | 1.3626 | 0.04341 | 182 | 126 | 46 | 10 |
512 | You're not going to let them do such unspeakable things to me are you? | 1.3626 | 0.04819 | 171 | 123 | 34 | 14 |
513 | You could text instead | 1.3622 | 0.04428 | 185 | 130 | 43 | 12 |
514 | They want to know the name of the doctor who did your nose! | 1.3622 | 0.04686 | 185 | 139 | 27 | 19 |
515 | I should have let you know sooner. I’m a mime magnet. | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
516 | Just spit it out already! | 1.3616 | 0.04347 | 177 | 122 | 46 | 9 |
517 | You have no idea how unspeakably awful my day has been. | 1.3616 | 0.04528 | 177 | 127 | 37 | 13 |
518 | I would have preferred strippers for my 40th birthday.. | 1.3614 | 0.04614 | 166 | 116 | 40 | 10 |
519 | My friends tell me you’re all talk. | 1.3614 | 0.04614 | 166 | 116 | 40 | 10 |
520 | They're being obscene and not heard. | 1.3614 | 0.04511 | 202 | 147 | 37 | 18 |
521 | My company is trying to get me to think outside the box | 1.3613 | 0.04834 | 155 | 109 | 36 | 10 |
522 | To be honest, I sort of miss the gypsies. At least you knew what they wanted.” | 1.3613 | 0.04518 | 191 | 137 | 39 | 15 |
523 | It's called communicating. You should try it sometime. | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
524 | I guess you’d call it nonverbal assault. | 1.3609 | 0.04558 | 169 | 118 | 41 | 10 |
525 | I think I just walked into a field of land mimes. | 1.3607 | 0.04180 | 183 | 125 | 50 | 8 |
526 | I said send memes Bill, not mimes. | 1.3602 | 0.04474 | 186 | 132 | 41 | 13 |
527 | Use your words, Larry. | 1.3596 | 0.04270 | 203 | 144 | 45 | 14 |
528 | I’m sorry it came to this, but I did tell you I have a weakness for the strong, silent type. | 1.3593 | 0.04821 | 167 | 120 | 34 | 13 |
529 | At least they notice | 1.3591 | 0.04170 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
530 | Can you please stop this annoying silent treatment! | 1.3590 | 0.04389 | 195 | 139 | 42 | 14 |
531 | These are my mansplainers. | 1.3588 | 0.04687 | 170 | 121 | 37 | 12 |
532 | I'd rather we had found Waldo. | 1.3586 | 0.04253 | 198 | 142 | 42 | 14 |
533 | I miss social distancing requirements! | 1.3583 | 0.04083 | 187 | 135 | 40 | 12 |
534 | I made the mistake of giving them some money. | 1.3576 | 0.04914 | 151 | 107 | 34 | 10 |
535 | This one just mimed that I have a nice ass, are you really not gonna say anything? | 1.3576 | 0.04783 | 165 | 118 | 35 | 12 |
536 | Maybe just text me next time. | 1.3576 | 0.04545 | 165 | 115 | 41 | 9 |
537 | Have you ever tried to cancel your New York Times subscription? The Times calls them your Customer Care Advocates. | 1.3575 | 0.04658 | 179 | 129 | 36 | 14 |
538 | Why are you giving me the silent treatment? | 1.3575 | 0.04319 | 207 | 149 | 42 | 16 |
539 | I need to borrow your invisible stun gun. | 1.3568 | 0.04418 | 185 | 131 | 42 | 12 |
540 | Oh no. Pantomimehandlers. | 1.3567 | 0.04737 | 171 | 123 | 35 | 13 |
541 | Presumably your response to my suggestion we check out some French Impressionists this weekend? | 1.3567 | 0.05019 | 171 | 127 | 27 | 17 |
542 | I suffer from Mime Disease: the silent killer. | 1.3563 | 0.04888 | 174 | 128 | 30 | 16 |
543 | You’re just gonna stand there not saying anything either | 1.3560 | 0.04258 | 191 | 134 | 46 | 11 |
544 | No, I said you never laugh at my MEMES. | 1.3558 | 0.04975 | 163 | 119 | 30 | 14 |
545 | Try running them off with your imaginary banjo. | 1.3558 | 0.04898 | 163 | 118 | 32 | 13 |
546 | They're just doing the jobs Americans won't do. | 1.3558 | 0.04741 | 163 | 116 | 36 | 11 |
547 | Ok, you’ve made your point. Yes, there are worse things than talking about feelings. | 1.3556 | 0.04568 | 180 | 129 | 38 | 13 |
548 | Honey the box isn't real, now come over here and help me. | 1.3556 | 0.04702 | 180 | 131 | 34 | 15 |
549 | Would you mime a gun and get me out of this, please? | 1.3552 | 0.04837 | 183 | 136 | 29 | 18 |
550 | I need to find my own voice. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
551 | Oh, now I understand what you meant when you said that this block was a mime field. | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
552 | When I said I wanted a quiet threesome, this is NOT what I meant. | 1.3547 | 0.04714 | 172 | 124 | 35 | 13 |
553 | These aren't the non-verbal cues I suggested. | 1.3543 | 0.04514 | 175 | 124 | 40 | 11 |
554 | Quietest catcall ever? | 1.3540 | 0.04528 | 161 | 112 | 41 | 8 |
555 | What are they trying to tell me? I don’t speak French. | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
556 | Apparently, I have a crumb on my nose. | 1.3537 | 0.04796 | 164 | 118 | 34 | 12 |
557 | Mimes the word! | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
558 | Ugh! Mimesplaining! | 1.3536 | 0.04614 | 181 | 131 | 36 | 14 |
559 | I don't know about you, but I find this new 'mime variant' a lot scarier than all the others. | 1.3529 | 0.04411 | 204 | 149 | 38 | 17 |
560 | Somehow this is still better than mansplaining. | 1.3529 | 0.04572 | 187 | 136 | 36 | 15 |
561 | But, I don't want to think outside the box! | 1.3526 | 0.04691 | 173 | 125 | 35 | 13 |
562 | I'm suffering in silence. | 1.3526 | 0.04434 | 173 | 124 | 38 | 11 |
563 | This is the last time I ask for directions. | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
564 | Uhh — is this what they mean about getting “the silent treatment”? | 1.3523 | 0.04190 | 193 | 138 | 43 | 12 |
565 | ‘I told you not to feed them croissant’ | 1.3523 | 0.04470 | 193 | 140 | 38 | 15 |
566 | You going to just stand there while I’m getting mimed? | 1.3523 | 0.04492 | 176 | 125 | 40 | 11 |
567 | Can we talk? Please? | 1.3520 | 0.04148 | 179 | 123 | 49 | 7 |
568 | They're trying to help me tell you ... let's just call it a night. | 1.3519 | 0.04590 | 162 | 114 | 39 | 9 |
569 | It’s a new variant. | 1.3519 | 0.04754 | 162 | 116 | 35 | 11 |
570 | My parental instincts say to just ignore them. | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
571 | How do you mime, "please social distance?" | 1.3514 | 0.04204 | 185 | 129 | 47 | 9 |
572 | I said Amazon Prime,but Alexa must have heard Amazon mime. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
573 | Getting mimes to do the breakup for you ? Pretty low Peter ! | 1.3512 | 0.04933 | 168 | 124 | 29 | 15 |
574 | Are you just going to stand there or pretend to help me? | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
575 | Don't just stand there...call The New Yorker. | 1.3509 | 0.04579 | 171 | 122 | 38 | 11 |
576 | They already have told me more than you ever have. | 1.3506 | 0.04563 | 154 | 107 | 40 | 7 |
577 | I made the mistake of making eye contact with one of them. | 1.3506 | 0.04450 | 174 | 123 | 41 | 10 |
578 | Please tell me you have a couple of dollars in your pocket... | 1.3506 | 0.04597 | 174 | 125 | 37 | 12 |
579 | Just pretend you have a dog and walk away. | 1.3500 | 0.04693 | 180 | 132 | 33 | 15 |
580 | I’m getting sick of the silent treatment, Ted. | 1.3500 | 0.04624 | 160 | 113 | 38 | 9 |
581 | What did I do to deserve the silent treament? | 1.3500 | 0.04167 | 180 | 132 | 36 | 12 |
582 | They are saying you have some food on your cheek. | 1.3494 | 0.04670 | 166 | 119 | 36 | 11 |
583 | They're mugging you, Helen. They won't go away until you give them an invisible wallet. | 1.3491 | 0.04836 | 169 | 124 | 31 | 14 |
584 | (Silence) | 1.3491 | 0.04171 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
585 | I asked you to remind me not remime me | 1.3491 | 0.04688 | 169 | 122 | 35 | 12 |
586 | Do I find what distracting? | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
587 | Words can't express how I feel about you. | 1.3487 | 0.04310 | 195 | 140 | 42 | 13 |
588 | You've taken the silent treatment to a whole new level. | 1.3486 | 0.04575 | 175 | 126 | 37 | 12 |
589 | When the twins were little they would never stop talking and now this! | 1.3483 | 0.04521 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
590 | Of all days to forget my GPS. | 1.3483 | 0.04379 | 178 | 126 | 42 | 10 |
591 | And to think I thought YOU were hard to talk to!" | 1.3483 | 0.04451 | 178 | 127 | 40 | 11 |
592 | Can you please tell them to mime their manners? | 1.3478 | 0.04680 | 184 | 136 | 32 | 16 |
593 | I know this is hard for us, but we need to talk”. | 1.3476 | 0.04303 | 187 | 133 | 43 | 11 |
594 | Your silence in this situation is really a bit disappointing. | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 187 | 138 | 33 | 16 |
595 | I don't know, I thought they were yours. | 1.3476 | 0.04563 | 187 | 137 | 35 | 15 |
596 | I thought I was joining an internet meme group. | 1.3471 | 0.04513 | 170 | 121 | 39 | 10 |
597 | Why do they always ask me for directions? | 1.3471 | 0.04884 | 170 | 126 | 29 | 15 |
598 | Don't come any closer, we've stumbled into a mime field. | 1.3471 | 0.04739 | 170 | 124 | 33 | 13 |
599 | No, I said to show me your favorite memes. | 1.3469 | 0.05167 | 147 | 108 | 27 | 12 |
600 | Well Charles, see, this is what I mean when I say you act passive-aggressive! | 1.3468 | 0.04535 | 173 | 124 | 38 | 11 |
601 | Don't worry, they're just miming their own business. | 1.3468 | 0.04681 | 173 | 126 | 34 | 13 |
602 | At least they aren't asking for anything | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
603 | I believe they are saying you're having an affair. | 1.3466 | 0.04624 | 176 | 128 | 35 | 13 |
604 | That's the last time I sue Cirque du Soleil. | 1.3464 | 0.05353 | 153 | 116 | 21 | 16 |
605 | I wonder what pepper spray looks like on white makeup." | 1.3464 | 0.04771 | 179 | 133 | 30 | 16 |
606 | They found a way out of the box. | 1.3463 | 0.04330 | 205 | 150 | 39 | 16 |
607 | At least they're not afraid to ask for directions. | 1.3462 | 0.04714 | 182 | 135 | 31 | 16 |
608 | This is Marceau wrong. | 1.3462 | 0.04516 | 182 | 132 | 37 | 13 |
609 | Paul, these are my brothers. Now do you understand why I don't want to go home for Christmas? | 1.3459 | 0.04399 | 185 | 133 | 40 | 12 |
610 | Steve was as surprised as Andrea. He'd hired the mimes to help him propose to her. And, ... clearly, ...something got lost in translation. | 1.3457 | 0.05130 | 162 | 122 | 24 | 16 |
611 | I’ve learned to ignore them during the day, but nights are tough.” | 1.3455 | 0.04682 | 165 | 119 | 35 | 11 |
612 | I know he's not French, but he's the best I can do | 1.3451 | 0.05101 | 142 | 103 | 29 | 10 |
613 | A present from my ex-boyfriend. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
614 | I’m this close to putting them in an actual box. | 1.3450 | 0.04642 | 171 | 124 | 35 | 12 |
615 | My pronoun is “they.” | 1.3448 | 0.05305 | 145 | 108 | 24 | 13 |
616 | Oh, them ... ... I'm off social media and they do the memes for me now. | 1.3448 | 0.04363 | 174 | 123 | 42 | 9 |
617 | Are you breaking up with me? | 1.3446 | 0.05138 | 148 | 109 | 27 | 12 |
618 | It’s okay. They’re new French dermatologists from the Centre of Performing Medical Arts. | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
619 | Mime your own damn business! | 1.3444 | 0.04479 | 180 | 130 | 38 | 12 |
620 | Yours or mimes? | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
621 | It's either street theater or I'm getting mugged again | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
622 | Read my lips: We're through. | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
623 | Honey, next time you’re asking for directions. | 1.3438 | 0.04437 | 160 | 112 | 41 | 7 |
624 | They're not wearing masks either. How do I silently point this out? | 1.3438 | 0.04220 | 192 | 137 | 44 | 11 |
625 | Turns out, silence isn't golden. | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
626 | Sorry darling, I'm just feeling a little boxed in right now. | 1.3425 | 0.04998 | 146 | 106 | 30 | 10 |
627 | If you turn on an invisible wind machine, I think we can get rid of them. | 1.3421 | 0.04312 | 190 | 137 | 41 | 12 |
628 | But if they wore masks, nobody would be able to understand them | 1.3421 | 0.05122 | 152 | 113 | 26 | 13 |
629 | Just do what they say. | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
630 | What, you've never broken up by mime before? | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
631 | They were concerned when I told them you were the strong, but silent, type | 1.3418 | 0.04732 | 158 | 114 | 34 | 10 |
632 | I just don't know how to talk to you anymore. | 1.3413 | 0.04936 | 167 | 125 | 27 | 15 |
633 | I didn’t hear them coming and now they won’t tell me what they want.” | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
634 | Now you’re giving me the silent treatment. | 1.3412 | 0.04423 | 170 | 121 | 40 | 9 |
635 | It’s a birthmark, Randy. And you could have just asked. | 1.3406 | 0.05490 | 138 | 104 | 21 | 13 |
636 | Paris is the perfect honeymoon city, you said. You’ll love it, you said. So artsy, you said. So “sophisticated.” And who said no one in Paris is “in your face”? Oh, that’s right. You. | 1.3405 | 0.04711 | 185 | 139 | 29 | 17 |
637 | Speak for yourself, John. | 1.3403 | 0.05413 | 144 | 109 | 21 | 14 |
638 | I think my friends are trying to tell me something about you. | 1.3400 | 0.04808 | 150 | 108 | 33 | 9 |
639 | I’m bothered by all the things left unsaid. | 1.3399 | 0.04463 | 153 | 107 | 40 | 6 |
640 | I call this one "Woman Exiting a Relationship". | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
641 | They’re the free gift when you buy Lancôme. | 1.3397 | 0.04939 | 156 | 115 | 29 | 12 |
642 | Good mimes, bad mimes – you know I've had my share. | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
643 | I wish you hadn't told them you were obsessed with French culture. | 1.3395 | 0.04393 | 162 | 114 | 41 | 7 |
644 | This is unspeakable. | 1.3395 | 0.04809 | 162 | 119 | 31 | 12 |
645 | I think they're trying to warn you it's risky being without a mask. | 1.3394 | 0.04825 | 165 | 122 | 30 | 13 |
646 | Please tell them I didn't vote for Macron. | 1.3394 | 0.04508 | 165 | 118 | 38 | 9 |
647 | Well, I couldn’t afford the trip to Paris for your birthday, so … | 1.3394 | 0.04669 | 165 | 120 | 34 | 11 |
648 | Is this your idea of a proposal? | 1.3392 | 0.04161 | 171 | 119 | 46 | 6 |
649 | I'm tired of just going through the motions. | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
650 | Oh please, just say it. | 1.3390 | 0.04376 | 177 | 127 | 40 | 10 |
651 | its what happens when you put the silencer on these new 5G phones. | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
652 | Sorry,I took Spanish. | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
653 | Never got so much attention before 'bout a piece of spinach on my teeth. | 1.3389 | 0.04398 | 180 | 130 | 39 | 11 |
654 | Next time, just tell me a zit bothers you. | 1.3381 | 0.05262 | 139 | 103 | 25 | 11 |
655 | They are saying, “this is the best match.com can do” | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
656 | This is exactly why I sometimes wish we lived in Texas. | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
657 | Don't worry. You're safe behind the wall. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
658 | Guy,please tell your goons that it was a "deviated septum," not a "nose job." | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
659 | Go ahead, speak French! | 1.3377 | 0.05065 | 154 | 115 | 26 | 13 |
660 | ='- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---. ='- -------!! | 1.3377 | 0.05148 | 154 | 116 | 24 | 14 |
661 | I miss real theater. | 1.3376 | 0.04829 | 157 | 115 | 31 | 11 |
662 | The diagnosis is mime disease | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
663 | There's no easy way to ask for a divorce, but I thought this would at least be amusing. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 134 | 22 | 16 |
664 | Dear god, tell them to break the glass and mug me already. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
665 | They're saying "PUT ON YOU MASK" but they're miming it so they don't get any aerosolized particles on you! | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
666 | Guys, if you see something, SAY something! | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
667 | I guess it beats getting mugged. | 1.3358 | 0.04890 | 137 | 98 | 32 | 7 |
668 | They were sent by my mom. It's her passive/aggressive way of saying she doesn't like my new look. | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
669 | They help me recognize the walls I build around myself. | 1.3356 | 0.05076 | 146 | 108 | 27 | 11 |
670 | This is unspeakably annoying! | 1.3355 | 0.04373 | 152 | 106 | 41 | 5 |
671 | You see me, right? | 1.3354 | 0.04675 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
672 | Not even close to the most annoying thing of the year. | 1.3354 | 0.04434 | 164 | 117 | 39 | 8 |
673 | You have to admit, they've turned mugging into an artform. | 1.3333 | 0.04755 | 156 | 114 | 32 | 10 |
674 | In other words, it’s over. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
675 | Let's go to Paris, you said. It'll be romantic, you said. Had enough romance yet, Karen? | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
676 | Unfortunately, I attract both mimes and mosquitoes." | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
677 | I keep them on silent | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
678 | 'You don't need make-up,' you said. 'No one will notice the pimple,' you said. | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 120 | 22 | 14 |
679 | Hand over your wallet, I think. | 1.3333 | 0.04729 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
680 | Why can’t just get robbed, like everyone else? | 1.3333 | 0.04796 | 162 | 120 | 30 | 12 |
681 | I guess I leave a lot unsaid. | 1.3333 | 0.04412 | 165 | 118 | 39 | 8 |
682 | Nice enough but annoying. Just like the rest of your family. | 1.3333 | 0.04819 | 153 | 112 | 31 | 10 |
683 | Don’t worry, honey. I can see them, too. | 1.3315 | 0.04487 | 178 | 131 | 35 | 12 |
684 | I'm getting some bad signs about you. | 1.3313 | 0.04771 | 163 | 121 | 30 | 12 |
685 | The rampant mime spree claims yet another victim. | 1.3313 | 0.04927 | 163 | 123 | 26 | 14 |
686 | I requested live customer support. They are on mute now. | 1.3313 | 0.04927 | 163 | 123 | 26 | 14 |
687 | For goodness' sake, Harry, just say you forgot to make reservations for the Paris trip. | 1.3313 | 0.04442 | 163 | 117 | 38 | 8 |
688 | At least the new neighborhood in quiet. | 1.3313 | 0.04668 | 160 | 117 | 33 | 10 |
689 | We have to break up. It’s not you, it’s them. | 1.3312 | 0.04880 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
690 | Please do something. They are doing unspeakable things to me. | 1.3311 | 0.05036 | 151 | 113 | 26 | 12 |
691 | Why don't you mime your own business? | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
692 | It's a zit. I was trying to keep it quiet. | 1.3310 | 0.05184 | 145 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
693 | What do you have to not say for yourself? | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
694 | Well, you're the one who always says, "we create our own reality." | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
695 | I was married to Marcel Marceau and these are our kids... | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
696 | Something about Australia and a submarine deal. | 1.3309 | 0.05344 | 139 | 105 | 22 | 12 |
697 | Yes, but an imaginary pimple is just as bad!" | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
698 | They're therapy mimes. | 1.3295 | 0.04373 | 176 | 128 | 38 | 10 |
699 | Should I say something? | 1.3295 | 0.04189 | 173 | 123 | 43 | 7 |
700 | This should only take five more minutes. They do this every Tuesday. | 1.3294 | 0.04317 | 170 | 122 | 40 | 8 |
701 | It is so like you to give me the silent treatment. | 1.3294 | 0.04703 | 170 | 127 | 30 | 13 |
702 | Really Hal, don't you think you're going a little too far with this "silent treatment" | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
703 | They're giving me the silent treatment. | 1.3292 | 0.04888 | 161 | 121 | 27 | 13 |
704 | You’ll have to go on without me. I appear to be trapped in a cube of glass. | 1.3292 | 0.04560 | 161 | 117 | 35 | 9 |
705 | Are you going to just stand there like an idiot while these guys do unspeakable things to me? | 1.3292 | 0.04560 | 161 | 117 | 35 | 9 |
706 | Why don't we ever talk anymore? | 1.3291 | 0.04348 | 158 | 112 | 40 | 6 |
707 | Did you say “Your place or mime?” | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
708 | It's not you. It's me - and these guys. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
709 | They're silently judging me | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
710 | Masks and social distancing might still be a good idea, guys. | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
711 | Is this a virtual mugging? | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
712 | Sure, they're a little creepy, but they give me the attention I crave! | 1.3288 | 0.04570 | 146 | 104 | 36 | 6 |
713 | Silence isn't golden....it's irritating | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
714 | Stop mansplaining and get them to put on their masks! | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
715 | I tried paying them off, but they said they only take Bitcoin. | 1.3286 | 0.05501 | 140 | 108 | 18 | 14 |
716 | I hate when you give me the silent treatment. | 1.3281 | 0.04849 | 128 | 91 | 32 | 5 |
717 | According to the CDC, physical distancing inside an invisible box is not as effective as wearing a mask. | 1.3279 | 0.04529 | 183 | 137 | 32 | 14 |
718 | I said I was sorry, I think you’re taking this silent-treatment way too far! | 1.3274 | 0.04263 | 168 | 120 | 41 | 7 |
719 | They work for tips. Why don’t you give them some invisible money? | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
720 | I mean’t it. I’m never talking to you again - get the message now ? | 1.3272 | 0.04275 | 162 | 115 | 41 | 6 |
721 | At least they're willing to pretend to want to touch me... | 1.3269 | 0.04471 | 156 | 112 | 37 | 7 |
722 | I think they're angry because you walked through their invisible window." | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
723 | I never thought I’d say this, but since gentrification , I miss the drug addicts and homeless people. | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
724 | I bring them everywhere. They’re the only men I know who don’t interrupt me. | 1.3268 | 0.04621 | 153 | 111 | 34 | 8 |
725 | These guys are going to need a very real ambulance in a minute. | 1.3268 | 0.05065 | 153 | 116 | 24 | 13 |
726 | My family has been refusing to talk to me lately. | 1.3267 | 0.04869 | 150 | 111 | 29 | 10 |
727 | Oh my god! This is what you get when you ask for directions in Paris? | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
728 | So judgmental, and yet completely silent. | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
729 | Will you just check your pocket for the key to the invisible box? | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
730 | You go ahead. I'll catch up with you when I get out of this box. | 1.3256 | 0.04195 | 172 | 123 | 42 | 7 |
731 | My ex boyfriends are still giving me the silent treatment. | 1.3256 | 0.05410 | 129 | 97 | 22 | 10 |
732 | They say you talk too much. | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
733 | They do unspeakable things, but you get used to it. | 1.3253 | 0.04850 | 166 | 126 | 26 | 14 |
734 | I should have known not to enter the box. | 1.3253 | 0.04458 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
735 | I hope it wasn't something I said" | 1.3252 | 0.04991 | 163 | 125 | 23 | 15 |
736 | I really wish you would stop giving me the silent treatment. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
737 | Richard, would you mime a large policeman, please. | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
738 | Who let the mimes out? | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
739 | I knew there'd be problems having these guys on the neighborhood watch team. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
740 | Great....mime muggers | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
741 | I wish they'd mime their own business. | 1.3245 | 0.04462 | 151 | 108 | 37 | 6 |
742 | They're my alter egos. Just ignore them. | 1.3245 | 0.04560 | 151 | 109 | 35 | 7 |
743 | I think they're trying to tell you that I'm the one. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
744 | I think they're pretending to be your mother. | 1.3243 | 0.05357 | 148 | 115 | 18 | 15 |
745 | You just weren’t getting it so I hired these guys. | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
746 | Couldn't you just tell me about my breath? | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
747 | I think they're panhandling for cryptocurrency. | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
748 | Remember, they're more annoyed of you than you are of them. | 1.3241 | 0.04472 | 145 | 103 | 37 | 5 |
749 | Alan, you'll have to figure out a better way to express your feelings! | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
750 | My personal space mime says yes but my Covid space mime says no. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
751 | I'd like to help but I can't mime in French. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
752 | Don't mime him. | 1.3235 | 0.04882 | 136 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
753 | Let's skip French and go for Thai food tonight. | 1.3235 | 0.05206 | 136 | 102 | 24 | 10 |
754 | What about my dating profile was unclear?" | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
755 | Maybe a silent scream will scare them off? | 1.3233 | 0.04719 | 133 | 95 | 33 | 5 |
756 | We never talk any more. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
757 | Sorry, accidentally made eye contact | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
758 | They're mime-splaining. | 1.3228 | 0.04774 | 158 | 118 | 29 | 11 |
759 | I don't think you're hearing me, Stuart. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
760 | You can’t mute me in real life, Paul. | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
761 | I guess you’re still not talking to me, huh? | 1.3224 | 0.04438 | 152 | 109 | 37 | 6 |
762 | You told me you couldn’t see my zit. | 1.3224 | 0.04992 | 152 | 115 | 25 | 12 |
763 | I swear, this was not part of my proposal. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
764 | Yes, Brad, right-I did say I was tired of FaceTiming with people I hardly know online. | 1.3219 | 0.04447 | 146 | 104 | 37 | 5 |
765 | So,if you see them too,why can’t we hear them? | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
766 | If I shut my eyes, will they disappear? | 1.3218 | 0.04195 | 174 | 128 | 37 | 9 |
767 | If this is a holdup, should you raise a silent alarm? | 1.3217 | 0.04718 | 143 | 104 | 32 | 7 |
768 | It's not you. It's them. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
769 | If you don't say something, I'll think you're one of them. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
770 | I'm afraid I caught a case of Mime Disease on my last trip to Paris. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
771 | Your Right! I should have gotten the MIME VACCINE before we came to France. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
772 | Wait. Are you saying it's not me, it's you? Because I totally agree. | 1.3205 | 0.04725 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
773 | The silent treatment I gave you didn't cost us anything. | 1.3205 | 0.04980 | 156 | 119 | 24 | 13 |
774 | Ethel felt like she was standing in a glass box. Alan, as usual, was clueless | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
775 | Next birthday, surprise me with a stripper. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
776 | This is not what I meant by silent treatment. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
777 | I agreed to a BLIND date.. | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
778 | Oh, you meant bring limes! | 1.3197 | 0.05107 | 147 | 112 | 23 | 12 |
779 | You can’t read my mimes? | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
780 | Not. One. Word. | 1.3191 | 0.04755 | 141 | 103 | 31 | 7 |
781 | How do you say "fuck off" in mime? | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
782 | For my next birthday experience,could we stick to cake. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
783 | I almost miss the muggings. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
784 | A troupe of mimes actually is more annoying. | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
785 | I don't want to hear one damn word out of you, either. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
786 | If this is your idea of a fun birthday surprise you better have a very good Plan B in mind. | 1.3185 | 0.04785 | 157 | 118 | 28 | 11 |
787 | When Mimes go bad | 1.3185 | 0.04611 | 157 | 116 | 32 | 9 |
788 | Well, say something! | 1.3185 | 0.04337 | 157 | 113 | 38 | 6 |
789 | I think they mean "Stick 'em up!" | 1.3182 | 0.05188 | 154 | 120 | 19 | 15 |
790 | You misunderstood. I said I love memes. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
791 | Watch out for that pane of glass. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
792 | Don't just stand there, throw me a rope." | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
793 | Next trip, we're dressing like locals. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
794 | I think they like your make up. | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
795 | The mime rate is out of control in this city. | 1.3174 | 0.04581 | 167 | 125 | 31 | 11 |
796 | Nope, they can’t read your mind either. | 1.3172 | 0.05057 | 145 | 110 | 24 | 11 |
797 | Oh Fred. Use your words. | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
798 | If I get Covid, you can add that to my "100 Reasons to Hate Mimes" list. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
799 | Heavy breathing, no talking...and all this time I thought it was you calling. | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
800 | Okay I'm not a virgin. | 1.3167 | 0.05224 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
801 | Can you hear us now? | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
802 | I wish you would mime your own business! | 1.3165 | 0.05210 | 139 | 106 | 22 | 11 |
803 | I think they're telling me to stay away from you because you're not vaccinated. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
804 | Surrounded by silence, Jessica had a flash of her future without her husband, Murray, and his anniversary gags. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
805 | You see them too? | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
806 | This is not what I meant when I said let's take a quiet walk. | 1.3158 | 0.05269 | 133 | 101 | 22 | 10 |
807 | These noise cancelling headphones sure are effective. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
808 | The only thing worse than one mime is two. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
809 | Remind me again why we moved to Brooklyn? Muggings in Manhattan were much more straightforward. | 1.3154 | 0.03994 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
810 | These frenchies have never seen a nose job before? | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
811 | What! You left your mimes at home? | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
812 | You're the one that told me to work on expressing my feelings | 1.3148 | 0.04420 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
813 | I’m moving on, Larry. It’s not what they said, it’s what they didn’t say. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
814 | They can't say how far to the cafe. | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
815 | I think what we have here is a failure to communicate. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
816 | I liked it better when they had to stand six feet away. | 1.3145 | 0.04562 | 159 | 118 | 32 | 9 |
817 | Either I should’ve swiped left…or my pores are clogged. | 1.3143 | 0.05276 | 140 | 108 | 20 | 12 |
818 | Oh, you're a man of two mimes. | 1.3143 | 0.05467 | 140 | 110 | 16 | 14 |
819 | What’s with the silent treatment? | 1.3143 | 0.04655 | 140 | 102 | 32 | 6 |
820 | It's one of the rarer vaccine side effects. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
821 | Even the mimes think I need a makeover. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
822 | My parents are so annoying. | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
823 | You misunderstood me. I said that great "minds" turn me on. | 1.3136 | 0.05859 | 118 | 92 | 15 | 11 |
824 | … I’m not sure… They’re either saying, “This a stick up” or “He’s stuck in a box” | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
825 | Nice variation of "see something, say something" | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
826 | I never heard this coming! | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
827 | The will be an interesting blind date. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
828 | Can we please go back to social distancing again? | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
829 | Did my Bumble profile mention my emotional support mimes? | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
830 | I don’t mind. It’s the most attention I’ve been given in years. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
831 | I wanted to see how YOU liked the silent treatment.. | 1.3125 | 0.04450 | 160 | 118 | 34 | 8 |
832 | My ex paid them to do this for a month | 1.3121 | 0.04854 | 157 | 120 | 25 | 12 |
833 | The Me-too Movement has at least taught them not to touch! | 1.3121 | 0.04403 | 141 | 101 | 36 | 4 |
834 | It was so nice when mimes worked from home .... | 1.3121 | 0.05243 | 141 | 109 | 20 | 12 |
835 | You always hear about mime rates in the city being on the rise, but it never seems real until it happens to you. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
836 | Apparently I have a little something on my face. | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
837 | Evidently my face speaks volumes. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
838 | Still happy that we decided to vacation in France? | 1.3117 | 0.04372 | 154 | 112 | 36 | 6 |
839 | There is something you are having trouble telling me, isn't there? | 1.3117 | 0.04468 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
840 | If the alternative is these guys, then a mask mandate doesn't seem so bad after all. | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
841 | See, there you go again. Making a production out of everything. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
842 | Gawd, I miss Zoom. | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
843 | Every time I ask them what they want they give me the silent treatment. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
844 | Oh, a zit! | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
845 | They're friends of mime. | 1.3103 | 0.05226 | 145 | 113 | 19 | 13 |
846 | They're just looking to frame you | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
847 | Well, at least you were kind enough not to do it over text. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
848 | Stop screaming at me. | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
849 | You said ….no one would notice the Rhinoplasty! | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
850 | I have to give them credit for at least trying to think outside the box. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
851 | …Can I say something? | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
852 | I’d ask them to stop, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste | 1.3094 | 0.05291 | 139 | 108 | 19 | 12 |
853 | At a charity auction. I thought I was bidding on a pair of bookends. | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
854 | Are they the Silent Majority? | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
855 | I think I'd rather be mugged. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
856 | Don't you have something to say for yourself? | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
857 | I would've preferred a quiet evening at home, instead. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
858 | Let me out of the box. | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
859 | Apparently, I have a pimple. | 1.3087 | 0.04656 | 149 | 111 | 30 | 8 |
860 | I love you but I just wish you’d stop playing those mime games. | 1.3083 | 0.05461 | 133 | 104 | 17 | 12 |
861 | "Typical. You couldn't see the glass ceiling either. | 1.3083 | 0.05248 | 133 | 102 | 21 | 10 |
862 | Memes, Josh. I like edgy memes. | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
863 | I do. But I better not see these guys on our wedding night. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
864 | No really, your brothers are weirder? | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
865 | I should never have signed up for this new 'Audio Books for the Deaf' service. | 1.3077 | 0.05046 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
866 | Apparently I just have a certain je ne sais quoi. | 1.3072 | 0.04575 | 166 | 126 | 29 | 11 |
867 | You're giving me the silent treatment again. | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
868 | You'd be fully justified in locking them in a glass jail cell. | 1.3072 | 0.04844 | 153 | 117 | 25 | 11 |
869 | It took a chance encounter for Paul to finally realize his girlfriend had been two-miming him. | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
870 | " Marcel and Marceau are great names for the boys," you said. | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
871 | I understand your surprise. Yes, I am older than in my Tinder photo. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
872 | She’s mime, all mime. | 1.3071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 110 | 17 | 13 |
873 | I feel like you're just putting me in a box. | 1.3071 | 0.04105 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
874 | Are you giving me the silent treatment? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
875 | When you told me your parents were not big talkers... | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
876 | Don't say a word! He'll get the message... | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
877 | Do I still have my wallet? | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
878 | On the one day I don't wear makeup! | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
879 | Will you be mime?” Really | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
880 | I don't know how to tell you this... | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
881 | Apparently it’s the largest zit they’ve ever seen. | 1.3062 | 0.04775 | 160 | 123 | 25 | 12 |
882 | Mama told me there'd be mimes like these. | 1.3062 | 0.04691 | 160 | 122 | 27 | 11 |
883 | Are you gonna keep staring or are you gonna let me out of this box? | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
884 | My French isn't so good, but they seem to be asking how I could marry a weirdo like you. | 1.3061 | 0.04980 | 147 | 113 | 23 | 11 |
885 | I dunno, your guess is as good as mime. | 1.3060 | 0.05214 | 134 | 103 | 21 | 10 |
886 | Well, Stan says I need to escape my mental prison. Greg says I need to moisturize. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
887 | What do they want?? My wallet or my words? | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
888 | I'll be glad when the "no-see-ums" arrive and the "no-speak-ums" leave. | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
889 | I don't need a mime reminding me that I forgot to wax my mustache. | 1.3060 | 0.05214 | 134 | 103 | 21 | 10 |
890 | Guys! Watch out-she hates to be yelled at. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
891 | This is disturbing...I thought they became extinct during six-foot distancing. | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
892 | I think I prefer the catcalls | 1.3051 | 0.05710 | 118 | 92 | 16 | 10 |
893 | They tell me that the uptown 6 is delayed because something is blocking the track | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
894 | At least they're not mansplaining. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
895 | I told you my new nose job would leave a lot of people speechless! | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
896 | Let’s move to the country. | 1.3050 | 0.05225 | 141 | 110 | 19 | 12 |
897 | I hope you don't mind me bringing my drama school buddies along on our first date. | 1.3047 | 0.04968 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
898 | These are my silent partners! | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
899 | You said we'd meet up with your colleagues AFTER work. | 1.3043 | 0.05816 | 115 | 90 | 15 | 10 |
900 | It's just the rhinoplasty clinic's latest advertising strategy. | 1.3041 | 0.04564 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
901 | You're giving me the silent treatment again, aren't you? | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
902 | Paris is not as romantic as you promised. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
903 | Are you gonna kick these guy's asses or do I have to? | 1.3034 | 0.04519 | 145 | 107 | 32 | 6 |
904 | I don’t think this is what our therapist meant by non-verbal communication. | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
905 | I could use a little mime control here | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
906 | It feels like we're just going through the motions. | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
907 | When I told you I wished men would talk less and express more, this wan't what I had in mind. | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
908 | On the count of 3, I'm going to take out the one on my left and you go for the other one. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
909 | The mimes they are a-changing. | 1.3025 | 0.05668 | 119 | 93 | 16 | 10 |
910 | My gut tells me they don't speak French either. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
911 | Quick! Open the door. | 1.3025 | 0.04707 | 119 | 86 | 30 | 3 |
912 | It was this or group therapy | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
913 | Raise your arms. It makes you look bigger and scares them away. | 1.3025 | 0.04723 | 162 | 125 | 25 | 12 |
914 | Do you think they'll leave if I tell them I'm not vaccinated? | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
915 | Why didn’t you just say so? | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
916 | I love them dearly but sometimes I wish they would just shut up | 1.3022 | 0.04469 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
917 | I think they want to know what brand of foundation I use. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
918 | Can’t you tell when my spellcheck is on? I asked you to send me some memes. | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
919 | It was a typo. I asked my company for more time. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
920 | They're pandemic rescues. | 1.3017 | 0.04617 | 116 | 83 | 31 | 2 |
921 | You read my mime. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
922 | They are my comfort mimes. | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
923 | I don't speak French. | 1.3016 | 0.04403 | 126 | 90 | 34 | 2 |
924 | Please tell me you have an invisible gun in your pocket. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
925 | I lost the silent auction. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
926 | This humiliation is unspeakable. | 1.3014 | 0.04991 | 146 | 113 | 22 | 11 |
927 | How many times have I warned you! Don't make fun of the street performers. | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
928 | My sister says it's a Moderna side effect. | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
929 | It's just a zit. | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
930 | I told you I was indescribable. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
931 | I said I like memes! | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
932 | I can't talk right now... | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
933 | Alright, I'm convinced. White women are harassed by everybody. | 1.3007 | 0.04826 | 153 | 118 | 24 | 11 |
934 | Yesterday I couldn’t even pronounce “Je ne sais quoi,” and today I have it. | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
935 | Pop and Zeet, France’s foremost street dermatologists | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
936 | Two mimes are better than one. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
937 | The mask zealots are getting really creative | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
938 | Stay calm, babe. But if they trap me in a box, call 911. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
939 | Just mime them the money already. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
940 | If this is a proposal, George, the answer is 'No' | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
941 | Charles, just don’t stand there. Do something unspeakable. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
942 | Situations like these make me question my personal views on concealed carry. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
943 | You don’t say! I’m speechless. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
944 | fraternity, liberty and equality | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
945 | I don't need a mime to point out my nose job | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
946 | I told you Nancy, those clowns are not gonna help much with directions. | 1.2993 | 0.04467 | 147 | 109 | 32 | 6 |
947 | My life coach said I should try to be more expressive. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
948 | Don't just stand there. Mime pulling a gun from your pocket !! | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
949 | It’s ok. If words can never hurt you, what’s a mime gonna do? | 1.2992 | 0.05101 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
950 | Wow, this is a really interesting job interview! | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
951 | Are you going to say something? Or are you with them? | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
952 | I'm not sure what they want. They are giving me the silent treatment. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
953 | I can't get a word in edgewise with you. | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
954 | No, I said it is important to be MINING our relationship for solutions! | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
955 | I liked the skywriter proposal better. | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
956 | Memes,dear. I asked if you knew any good memes. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
957 | Sounds like snot. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
958 | Honestly, I'm of two mimes about this whole situation. | 1.2971 | 0.04413 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
959 | Couldn’t you just tell me where you want to go for dinner? | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
960 | OMG…Is that a booger? | 1.2968 | 0.04944 | 155 | 122 | 20 | 13 |
961 | The one on the left keeps asking me if the curtains match the drapes. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
962 | Careful, there's a fire hydrant behind you. | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
963 | I said I really like memes… | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
964 | Maybe they'll just let us walk away against the wind. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
965 | Recently surfaced video footage reportedly shows the scene moments before the double homicide." | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
966 | Stop giving me the silent treatment. | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
967 | Give them a few bucks and maybe they'll quietly leave. | 1.2963 | 0.04369 | 162 | 122 | 32 | 8 |
968 | Seriously, Wally? Speak for yourself! | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
969 | How did they get out of the box? | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
970 | I told them to shut up, but they're still really annoying. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
971 | Do you have any thing to say about my getting a nose job? | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
972 | Try to humor them. Social distancing really hit them hard. | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
973 | I still like them better than your improv group. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
974 | When I said, 'Silence, please,' this wasn't what I meant! | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
975 | I *!*@*!* hate those Juilliard Kids | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
976 | I TOLD you it was a sketchy neighborhood | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
977 | Seriously? You hired French mimes to do the proposing? | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
978 | Your silence speaks volumes. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
979 | I'm getting some signals about you. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
980 | Can't we please just have a normal conversation for once? | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
981 | Sometimes it’s better to not say anything. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
982 | You never listen to me, so I brought some help. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
983 | When my brother did this, he'd scream 'I'm not touching her!!' | 1.2950 | 0.05350 | 139 | 111 | 15 | 13 |
984 | Don't just stand there, scare them off with some of your political theories. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
985 | Paul felt tonight was certain to be full of awkward silences. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
986 | Help! I'm trapped in a mime meme! | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
987 | I don't think it's working out George, I'm feeling a bit boxed in. | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
988 | Fine, let's just go to a superhero movie. | 1.2941 | 0.05231 | 136 | 107 | 18 | 11 |
989 | Now do you see what I've been trying to tell you? | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
990 | I wish they would just SAY SOMETHING!!! | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
991 | Honey, just go buy a map. These people aren't helping. | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
992 | I'm leaving you Jerry, figure the rest out yourself | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
993 | Just put on a beret and pretend to intervene. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
994 | Dunno, I took Spanish. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
995 | If you think I need a makeover, why don’t you just come out and say it? | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
996 | I was told to give you the silent treatment. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
997 | You’ve won a year of art, they said | 1.2925 | 0.04847 | 147 | 114 | 23 | 10 |
998 | We'll talk later. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
999 | If I could only hear the voices in my head. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1000 | Okay, I will marry you, but make them go away! | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
1001 | Doesn't my body language tell them I'm not at all interested | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1002 | Play along, honey—a mime is a terrible thing to waste. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1003 | It was 'buy one, get one free.' | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1004 | They help me think outside the invisible glass box. | 1.2920 | 0.04292 | 137 | 100 | 34 | 3 |
1005 | Who told us to visit France? Your damn mother? | 1.2920 | 0.04415 | 137 | 101 | 32 | 4 |
1006 | If you've got the money; honey, I've got the mime. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1007 | I found a way to replace memes with something worse. | 1.2917 | 0.04574 | 168 | 131 | 25 | 12 |
1008 | Can you see them, too, or is it just me? I mean, I know you can't hear them - but can you see them? | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1009 | I prefer a meme to a mime. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1010 | Don't say anything,Honey. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1011 | I think they're telling me something. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
1012 | When your dating profile said you were the strong and silent type, I didn't realize you meant professionally | 1.2914 | 0.03997 | 151 | 117 | 27 | 7 |
1013 | Mimes disagreeing on whether it's lint or snot | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
1014 | Don't blame me. I didn't say anything. | 1.2913 | 0.06113 | 103 | 82 | 12 | 9 |
1015 | I gave them attention once, now they won't leave me alone... | 1.2910 | 0.04596 | 134 | 100 | 29 | 5 |
1016 | Why do your friends always try to do your talking for you? | 1.2908 | 0.04334 | 141 | 104 | 33 | 4 |
1017 | I told you Paris was a mistake. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
1018 | Help. They’re mugging. | 1.2908 | 0.04449 | 141 | 105 | 31 | 5 |
1019 | If you got something to say, just say it. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1020 | I hate being trapped in a mimefield. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1021 | American in Paris | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1022 | Point taken. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1023 | Aren't you going to say something? | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1024 | It's pretty obvious they're giving me the silent treatment. | 1.2903 | 0.04387 | 155 | 117 | 31 | 7 |
1025 | The French Quarter is getting too authentic! | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
1026 | Can you translate French sign language? | 1.2903 | 0.05343 | 124 | 97 | 18 | 9 |
1027 | I can't move, I'm in a glass box. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1028 | My therapist thought this would make me more aware of the walls I put up. | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1029 | I got you Mimecraft for your birthday | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1030 | I assume you meant "Be MINE" | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1031 | My mime sharing app stills has a few kinks. | 1.2899 | 0.05163 | 138 | 109 | 18 | 11 |
1032 | Mime 911. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1033 | It comes as an upgrade on my sign language app. | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
1034 | Excuse me sir, I actually asked if you had the "Time" | 1.2897 | 0.04634 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
1035 | No eye contact, otherwise they’ll never leave you alone. | 1.2895 | 0.04817 | 152 | 119 | 22 | 11 |
1036 | What was that thing you used to do with the imaginary baseball bat? | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1037 | Hello there. I’ve brought along Hair and Makeup. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1038 | Every time I eat Brie, my irritable mime really acts up. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1039 | Remember me ... that ridiculous Release Your Inner Mime conference back in January? | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1040 | It's not an imaginary wall, Kyle, they want me to dump you. | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1041 | Don’t just stand there. Call Marcel Marceau for help! | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1042 | I see you also are tormented by the silent majority. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
1043 | They're saying I was right to give you the silent treatment. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1044 | They're creepy - but I do crave attention." | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1045 | I want a divorce. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1046 | Thank goodness! I thought I was losing my mime! | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1047 | Darling,see? You can communicate without touching. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1048 | This isn't the kind of romantic gesture I had in mind, Larry. | 1.2885 | 0.04548 | 156 | 120 | 27 | 9 |
1049 | Why can’t they just tell us which way the restaurant is? | 1.2885 | 0.04813 | 156 | 123 | 21 | 12 |
1050 | I'm a Mime Interpreter and it's hard to get away from work. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1051 | I don’t think this silence is golden! | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1052 | I miss the days when a little devil and angel would show up. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1053 | My inner monologue is even more annoying | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1054 | Is my lipstick on straight? | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1055 | Remember when I said I usually date quiet guys? | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1056 | So this is the off-off-off-Broadway production of ‘An American in Paris’? | 1.2879 | 0.05105 | 132 | 103 | 20 | 9 |
1057 | There is nothing, and I mean nothing, about this that makes me happy. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1058 | If this is leading to a proposal you can just take one step back. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1059 | I just can't tell how much this means. | 1.2878 | 0.05028 | 139 | 109 | 20 | 10 |
1060 | Oh, the same old thing. You? | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1061 | This is what passes for social distancing in Paris. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1062 | No, I haven't heard. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1063 | Do you really think I'd find this an adequate substitute for my dream trip to Paris? | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1064 | Isn’t it enough that I have to deal with a glass ceiling? | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1065 | "Flash mimes are everywhere. " | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1066 | You have to think outside of the box to get out of the box. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1067 | I’ve had worse break ups. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 98 | 15 | 9 |
1068 | This is not an acceptable substitute for couples therapy. | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
1069 | Couldn't you have just texted it to me? | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1070 | I think they said we should go east on 42nd St. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1071 | You are taking social distancing too far, Bill. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
1072 | Show them our invisible attack dogs, and they’ll leave us alone. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
1073 | Shouldn’t they mime their own business? | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1074 | They should really mime their business | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1075 | Clarice was dumbfounded by the silence of the mimes. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
1076 | I’d look prettier if I’d smile, is that it? | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1077 | Is it just me, or does everyone feel silently judged all the time? | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1078 | Don't just stand there mute, mime them something. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1079 | I don't mime them, they're harmless." | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1080 | Guess they got out of their box. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1081 | Where do I report an emotional mugging? | 1.2857 | 0.05098 | 140 | 111 | 18 | 11 |
1082 | I didn't have the heart to break up with you during the holidays so I hired them to tell you. | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1083 | I get the impression you're trying to tell me something. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1084 | You know, the quarantine had some silver linings. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1085 | The plot is over-complicated. | 1.2857 | 0.04892 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
1086 | Fluent in mimespeak, they’re saying, “No nose knows like her nose knows.” | 1.2857 | 0.04732 | 140 | 110 | 21 | 9 |
1087 | No, I'm not hearing voices | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1088 | I think we should start seeing other people. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1089 | It looks like she can mime her own business! | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
1090 | I'm sorry Bill, the wavy hands have spoken. | 1.2848 | 0.04826 | 151 | 119 | 21 | 11 |
1091 | Sorry,I met my last blind date on "Mime.com". | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1092 | When I said I wanted to see French Expressionism, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1093 | For heaven's sake, Francois, use your words! | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
1094 | You're always trying to get a reaction out of me | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1095 | My boyfriends giving me the silent treatment. | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1096 | You’re right, actions speak louder than words. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1097 | I hired them to make a point, Henry. This is what it’s like trying to communicate with you. | 1.2837 | 0.04965 | 141 | 111 | 20 | 10 |
1098 | MIME SPRAY, quick !! | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1099 | I should never have bid for the makeover at the silent auction. | 1.2836 | 0.04925 | 134 | 104 | 22 | 8 |
1100 | If you don't intervene, I'm divorcing you. | 1.2836 | 0.04446 | 134 | 100 | 30 | 4 |
1101 | I've brought them so you'll know when Im speaking ironically. | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1102 | They just can’t seem to mime their own business. | 1.2836 | 0.04049 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1103 | They are telling me you have an imaginary girlfriend. | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
1104 | I guess I'm... flattered? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1105 | I miss the lockdowns. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1106 | They've been following me since leaving the theater but haven't said a word. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1107 | I’m realizing that I should start thinking outside the box. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1108 | Just tell me. | 1.2833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 94 | 18 | 8 |
1109 | I'm sending you a sign | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
1110 | I invited them to join us for dinner, but they aren’t aloud. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1111 | Larry please ask these guys to shut up! | 1.2832 | 0.05825 | 113 | 91 | 12 | 10 |
1112 | So, am I wearing too much makeup? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1113 | My brothers are excited to meet you, they are just quiet. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1114 | I usually just get my pocket picked. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1115 | Don't ever "pretend" to throw them a dollar. | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
1116 | Mine, I said "mine!". | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
1117 | It’s a small pimple at most. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1118 | Will you kill them or shall I? | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1119 | I'm tired of playing your constant mime games. | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1120 | I think she's real. Yeah, she's real. | 1.2823 | 0.04866 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1121 | Your family IS different. | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1122 | Perhaps I should clarify why I haven’t spoken to my parents in years. | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1123 | To hell with showing feelings. I just need a man who'll talk to me. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1124 | Your silence translators are very expressive. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1125 | Sorry, she doesn't speak mime. | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1126 | There's something in my scent that attracts them. | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1127 | Won't you be mime? | 1.2819 | 0.04475 | 149 | 114 | 28 | 7 |
1128 | I'm going to break more than the fourth wall if they don't cut this out. | 1.2819 | 0.04475 | 149 | 114 | 28 | 7 |
1129 | Let me out of the box or I'm calling the cops. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1130 | It's bad enough getting the silent treatment from one guy...but two? | 1.2816 | 0.05921 | 103 | 82 | 13 | 8 |
1131 | Somehow they know we are not vaccinated | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1132 | Are you just gonna stand there, Larry? Mime something!" | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1133 | Help! The silence is killing me. | 1.2812 | 0.04358 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1134 | I said to impress me with French dining NOT French miming! Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon | 1.2810 | 0.04859 | 153 | 122 | 19 | 12 |
1135 | How long are you going to give me the silent treatment?" | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
1136 | You might say I prefer the silent type. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1137 | Words can’t express why they’re warning me about you." | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
1138 | How do you like our date so far? | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1139 | If this is your way of expressing your feelings, I think you missed my point. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1140 | I'd tell them to go away if I only could remember how to mime in French. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1141 | The one time I forget my mime spray. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1142 | After the Botox debacle these guys have really helped me express myself. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1143 | I said I like true crime. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1144 | You said that zit was undetectable! | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1145 | Either you smell scary or I smell scary. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1146 | If you want to see other women, just say so. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1147 | Never mime... | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1148 | Got any Mime-A-Way? | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1149 | My therapist said this was very effective... | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1150 | I knew I shouldn't have taken an edible. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1151 | Il a le même pantalon! | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1152 | I’m not sure, but I think they’re trying to tell you something. Why don’t you mime back that they’re not getting through. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1153 | Does anybody really know what mime it is? | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1154 | I told you not to make eye-contact. | 1.2791 | 0.05159 | 129 | 102 | 18 | 9 |
1155 | I think I prefer to be emotionally unavailable. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1156 | Is this a mime meme? | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1157 | Now see how YOU like the silent treatment | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1158 | Please just say something... anything... | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1159 | I’d rather they rob me at gunpoint | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1160 | I promise you both, there is nothing wrong with my car’s warranty. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1161 | You could start by telling him it's impolite to point. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1162 | Yes, I do mime | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1163 | I'm sorry, it's got something to do with my student loans. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1164 | They are my "in-person" emojis. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1165 | How do I pantomime F.U.? | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1166 | I’m trapped in this box and all you care about is protecting your man purse. | 1.2786 | 0.05076 | 140 | 112 | 17 | 11 |
1167 | I have nothing to say. | 1.2786 | 0.04869 | 140 | 110 | 21 | 9 |
1168 | Ooh. La la. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1169 | If you don't say something, I will! | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1170 | Is the zit that bad? | 1.2783 | 0.05599 | 115 | 92 | 14 | 9 |
1171 | Is this your idea of a nice quiet evening | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1172 | My mime is a little rusty, but I think they want to know where you got your cross body bag. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1173 | They're very vocal about the facial recognition controversy. | 1.2782 | 0.04573 | 133 | 101 | 27 | 5 |
1174 | Don't just stand there. Mime something! | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
1175 | Are you going to help me or stand there and say nothing? | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1176 | I don't know how to tell them to leave me alone. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1177 | There’s too much mime in the streets; I think we should move. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1178 | Still glad the pandemic's winding down? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1179 | I miss lockdown. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1180 | Just because men are bad at reading body language doesn't mean this was a good idea. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
1181 | Don't mind them. With my in-laws not coming this year, my husband is making sure someone is going through the motions. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1182 | I only have eyes for you. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1183 | Not what I had in mind when I said "We'll always have Paris." | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1184 | I thought it said, "Daily Memes" when I subscribed. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1185 | They've followed me for a block now- and it's been the most aggressive silent treatment that I've ever had to endure | 1.2768 | 0.04610 | 112 | 83 | 27 | 2 |
1186 | You know, we can always use i-translate. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1187 | I'm begging you George, show them some of your shawdow boxing moves. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1188 | My therapist said it would help me visualize my boundaries | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1189 | Apparently, I’ve built a wall around myself. | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1190 | You never listen to me. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1191 | Those are the worst pick-up mimes ever. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1192 | Mum's the word about this. | 1.2759 | 0.05037 | 145 | 117 | 16 | 12 |
1193 | Honey, I said I secretly like to play 'MINEcraft' | 1.2759 | 0.03660 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1194 | They think you're judging me. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1195 | I take it back. I don't prefer the quiet type. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1196 | Don't just stand there, say something! | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1197 | Listen, I know that you have trouble expressing yourself, but… | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1198 | First word sounds like eye. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1199 | They're a lot cheaper and just as effective as the bodyguards I used to hire. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1200 | I can't believe you're giving me the silent treatment again. | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
1201 | I've heard they're desperate for tourists in Paris. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1202 | It's actually been a pretty quiet night. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1203 | It is what you think. | 1.2748 | 0.04205 | 131 | 97 | 32 | 2 |
1204 | You knew you were due for a Mimeogram | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1205 | You can try all you want but she’s mime | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1206 | Okay okay, it's just a zit! | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1207 | What do you think they're trying to say? | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1208 | I'm wearing an invisible mask. | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1209 | 'Honey,I really don't appreciate your silent treatment." | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1210 | I can't believe you're giving me the silent treatment. | 1.2742 | 0.04336 | 124 | 92 | 30 | 2 |
1211 | I think they are asking where your mask is. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1212 | Some people get memes. I just get mimes. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1213 | Eric, Is this your idea of giving me the silent treatment? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1214 | You could just tell me how you are feeling | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1215 | Mother always said I had a certain je ne sais quoi. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1216 | They're accusing you of boxing me in. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1217 | Your silent treatment just gets more entertaining. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1218 | Ssssh! | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1219 | I told you not to give them anything. Now we'll never get rid of them. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1220 | Mime Rhinoplasty | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1221 | Fork over your imaginary cash. | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
1222 | I'm sorry, it's over. I feel like our relationship is a charade. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1223 | I don't think your problems are worse than mime. | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1224 | Dating app in the time of Marcel Marceau. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1225 | Want to join our polycule? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1226 | I can't say.... | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1227 | Don't worry, they're all action, no talk | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1228 | You had to tell them the box wasn't real, didn't you? | 1.2727 | 0.04910 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1229 | HE said "HI". Should I say "HI"? | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1230 | I think my dermatologist sent them. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1231 | They’re from that new interactive production, ‘I Did it Mime Way’. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1232 | I thought you were done giving me the silent treatment. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1233 | Can't you just propose like a normal person? | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1234 | When she met his parents, Meredith began to understand why John was so apathetic. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1235 | The side effects of the French vaccine weren't discovered in time. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1236 | You can see why clear, effective communication is important to me. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1237 | Let's go to France!" you said. "You'll love France!" you said | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1238 | The mimes are making a meme out of me. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1239 | This is one French export I could live without. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1240 | Am I right, this is the interpretive performance of “Enjoy the Silence”?” | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1241 | You really have to admire their artistry. Anyway, give them your wallet. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
1242 | I prefer being mugged with words. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1243 | "You're all caught up in the mime meme." | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1244 | Just mime your own business! | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1245 | This wasn't what I had in mind, when you told me you're working on your inability to say what's on your mind! | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1246 | Was it something I said? | 1.2713 | 0.05133 | 129 | 103 | 17 | 9 |
1247 | I guess I need to start thinking outside the box. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1248 | Roughly translated they say: " beware the man purse." | 1.2712 | 0.05471 | 118 | 95 | 14 | 9 |
1249 | They say this makeup really speaks to them. | 1.2712 | 0.05471 | 118 | 95 | 14 | 9 |
1250 | I'm sorry, I don't speak mime. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1251 | They want your money. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1252 | Who farted? | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
1253 | I told you you had food on your face. | 1.2710 | 0.04605 | 155 | 123 | 22 | 10 |
1254 | They think I'm French. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1255 | It’s not you, it’s us. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1256 | They want you out of their box. | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
1257 | The mask monitoring here is annoying. And effective. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1258 | I don't know how they got out of the glass box they came in. | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
1259 | Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop carrying my silencer. | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1260 | Nothing much. What's going on with you? | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1261 | May I have a word with you, alone. | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1262 | Are they asking me to marry you? | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1263 | Why do mimes seem to have so much to say? | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1264 | I have no more words… | 1.2703 | 0.04605 | 111 | 83 | 26 | 2 |
1265 | Maybe this is just what happens when you tell French men to shut up. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
1266 | It's my silentourage. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1267 | eh, not to worry, maintenant we are triple vaccinated, no? | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1268 | I ordered French wines, But I got French mimes. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1269 | Call mime-one-one. | 1.2700 | 0.04462 | 100 | 73 | 27 | 0 |
1270 | Apparently if either of these guys talk a unicorn loses its wings. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1271 | Pardonnez-moi, but I don't mime French. | 1.2698 | 0.05214 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
1272 | Just answer their question so we can go home | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1273 | So, I'm guessing 'If you see something, say something' is officially out. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1274 | Don't move or say anything and maybe they'll move on. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1275 | I hate it when you give me the silent treatment ! | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1276 | They will not not shut up. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1277 | Do you also like Jerry Lewis? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1278 | Don't panic, they're looking for an invisible key to unlock the invisible box. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1279 | I told you I needed to get that mole checked. | 1.2692 | 0.04487 | 156 | 123 | 24 | 9 |
1280 | I should have never opened that invisible box. | 1.2690 | 0.04405 | 145 | 112 | 27 | 6 |
1281 | They're a little confused about our city's mask mandate | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1282 | No one can mime their own business nowadays. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1283 | I wonder if "stand your ground" could be applicable? | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1284 | Laryngitis. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1285 | Remind me. Do I run, fight back, or play dead? | 1.2683 | 0.05424 | 123 | 100 | 13 | 10 |
1286 | I'm speechless. You look nothing like your on-line dating profile. | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1287 | Well, they were easier to book a time with than my dermatologist. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1288 | I don't see anything, what do you see? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1289 | Just freshen up your makeup, Hon, and they’ll go away. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
1290 | ...when life imitates art | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1291 | I'm helping them find their voice. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
1292 | I think he wants you to ‘use your words’. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
1293 | Actually, Bob, you're the one who doesn't listen. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1294 | White people problems. | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1295 | Is it a crime to hit a mime? | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1296 | Relax, my drama coach assures me it's not contagious. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1297 | Despite progress on such issues, women throughout the city continue to be harassed by inappropriate miming. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1298 | They’re here to act out my insecurities | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1299 | There are no words . . . . | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1300 | don't worry honey their just a couple friends of mime | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1301 | Why can't you communicate? | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
1302 | Sorry Jim. I simply prefer the silent type. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1303 | A victim of mime games. | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
1304 | Should I go get the Mime spray? | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
1305 | The CDC says it's not contagious. | 1.2667 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1306 | yet inside i feel nothing | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1307 | Just say you don't like my nose. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1308 | My goodness, I just do not know what to say! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1309 | Are you kidding me? You hired these dumb mimes to propose to me. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1310 | Don't know if I like your idea of foreplay. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1311 | Just use your words! | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1312 | We need to talk about the summer I spent in Paris. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1313 | It feels like the universe is trying to tell me something, but can’t find the words. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1314 | Let's just say I advise reading the fine print before signing a silent partnership agreement. | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1315 | I think they’re warning me not to rain on their charade. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1316 | Don't act too excited to see me | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1317 | Gerald, if you wanted to say something, just say it. I don't appreciate this silent treatment. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1318 | $5 each ought to do it” | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1319 | Tell the office that I won't be in today. I'm trapped in an invisible box again. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1320 | It's a misunderstanding, I just shrugged. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1321 | Henry always fantasized about watching his wife in a three-way she hated. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1322 | This is one of those special moments when words are unnecessary. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1323 | Okay, it is _way_ too soon for social swarming. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1324 | The Tinder Mimes are telling me I was supposed to Swipe Left, sorry. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1325 | No, I don’t hear anything unusual. Why? | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1326 | Call off your goons, I'm not going. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1327 | I'd be happy to go out with you. Just as soon as these guys get me out of this glass box. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1328 | Apparently, in France, I'd be considered to be the perfect American. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1329 | SHE SMILED, LOOK SHE SMILED! | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1330 | This is what I get for making fun of them in High school. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1331 | They better be calling you a big loser for that man purse you got and not calling me nosy for asking them if their underwear match. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1332 | Jeremy, we need to talk. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1333 | As if you needed another excuse not to ask directions | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1334 | I told you it would be weird when we stopped wearing masks. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1335 | Yes,I've heard of the silent treatment,but this is ridiculous. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1336 | Who let these guys out of their box? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1337 | Why don't you speak for yourself, John. | 1.2652 | 0.04146 | 132 | 99 | 31 | 2 |
1338 | They’re telling me “eye” should “say” to you-ten years is too long without a proposal. | 1.2650 | 0.04525 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1339 | Don’t just stand there, don’t say something! | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1340 | You wanna talk about it? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1341 | I think he wants you to open the door for me. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1342 | Don't just stand there, get me out of this imaginary box. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1343 | Eh, I said I enjoyed good memes. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1344 | So the silent treatment, huh? | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1345 | I don't exist, that's how good they are. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1346 | I reminded you to use the mime repellent when we left the house. | 1.2645 | 0.05476 | 121 | 99 | 12 | 10 |
1347 | So you don't see them? | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1348 | I don’t want a single word out of you. Or—uh—gesture, either. | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
1349 | You're muted | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1350 | Do I have to spell everything out for you, Stewart? | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1351 | You're not listening to what I'm saying. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1352 | My therapist said there's an invisible wall around me, so I hired professionals to dismantle it. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1353 | The show was fine. I just don’t think we needed to order takeout. | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1354 | I thought you said blind date. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1355 | There’s a Marcel Marceau contest around the corner. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1356 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I was open to a threesome. | 1.2636 | 0.05873 | 110 | 91 | 9 | 10 |
1357 | Just remember, they can smell boredom. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1358 | I can’t hear you! | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1359 | Needless to say my joke misfired when I told them to “mime their own business.” | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1360 | I don't know who they are, they won't say. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1361 | Seeing that Jane still had food on her cheek from their brunch date, Larry decided to let her know. But he was a strong and silent type of guy so Larry unleashed his two mimes. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1362 | Please don't let them build a glass wall around me. | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
1363 | Don’t you dare say a word! | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1364 | Mime them to Bug Off! | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1365 | Read my lips | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1366 | What’s yours is mime. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1367 | And another one, here, too! | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1368 | This is what happens when you make eye contact. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1369 | Still not speaking to me, huh? | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1370 | I really hate the silent treatment. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1371 | Let's dispense with the charade, why did you ask me to meet you today? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1372 | Why did you send in the clowns? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1373 | You win, enough of the silent treatment. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1374 | You are wrong. Talking isn't overrated." | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1375 | Distract, then call “mime-one-one.” | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1376 | It’s not you, I’ve just been feeling really boxed in lately. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1377 | Welcome to middle age, you're officially invisible. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1378 | I forgot to tell you. I do have one quirky fear." | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1379 | Hey Honey..... happy anniversary? | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1380 | They're annoying variant from France | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1381 | Next time, I would prefer a Zoom call. | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 15 | 9 |
1382 | Just remember silence IS golden! | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1383 | I really prefer the little devil and angel on my shoulders thing. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1384 | Hi. It's a Mime-a-Gram, you know, New York. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1385 | Call off the mimes! For God’s sake just say it! | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1386 | I don't know how to say this... | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1387 | The silent treatment again, Harry? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1388 | What I think you're trying to tell me is it's not you it's me. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
1389 | They’re my mother’s avatars. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1390 | There’s no rule that says you can’t talk either. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1391 | Mime your own business! | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1392 | The Zoloft wasn't working. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1393 | He said, “Will you be mime?” | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1394 | This must be what a touchless car wash feels like. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1395 | I just feel like I can’t get through to you anymore… | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1396 | Doctors remain baffled by some of the effects of long term Covid. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1397 | The silent treatment? How mature. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1398 | I didn’t want you to find out this way, I was going to tell you… | 1.2609 | 0.06157 | 92 | 75 | 10 | 7 |
1399 | See the life I gave up for you, Harold. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1400 | Never, ever, order spinach in Paris! | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1401 | Are you certain our marriage counselor said "work on your non-verbal communication skills?" | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1402 | Stop trying to undermime me | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
1403 | … should we reschedule? | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
1404 | Stay calm, and let me do all the talking. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
1405 | If you wanted me to send you a meme, you should have double checked your spelling. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1406 | I hate getting the silent treatment. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1407 | Look, I'm just feeling really boxed in right now." | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1408 | Is this a muted attack? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1409 | Tell him a text message would have been faster and cheaper. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1410 | You at least should say something. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1411 | The city needs to crack down on street mime. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1412 | Sounds like "Figaro Calling". Oh, I get it, "Piano Fal......". | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1413 | I don’t call this a return to normalcy… | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1414 | Somebody say something. Please. | 1.2600 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1415 | Apparently Timmy fell down the well. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1416 | No comment. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1417 | They, at least, pretend to care. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1418 | Really? The silent treatment again? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1419 | We're leaving you, Matt. | 1.2595 | 0.04672 | 131 | 103 | 22 | 6 |
1420 | SILENT TEARS | 1.2593 | 0.04436 | 108 | 81 | 26 | 1 |
1421 | You try booking a mariachi band on May 5th | 1.2593 | 0.05483 | 108 | 87 | 14 | 7 |
1422 | Que'est que ce "personal space? | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1423 | I liked them better with the masks on. | 1.2593 | 0.05483 | 108 | 87 | 14 | 7 |
1424 | They asked me to mediate. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1425 | You really goin' out with that guy? | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1426 | As I always say, kill a mime, go to heaven. | 1.2589 | 0.05636 | 112 | 92 | 11 | 9 |
1427 | He says you forgot your mask. | 1.2589 | 0.05492 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
1428 | Try the other door. | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
1429 | Were you even going to tell me about it? | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1430 | I told you that I shouldn’t have asked, “Où est la toilette?” | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1431 | Don't mime them, they're speechless." | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1432 | Can’t we discuss avant garde theater and not always end up in this mime field? | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1433 | Sally always hated getting her annual mimmogram. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1434 | Go get me some bear spray and a baseball bat. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1435 | My lawyers are advising me not to speak to you anymore. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1436 | Still think I was overreacting? | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1437 | Don't you think you're taking the silent treatment a bit too far? | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1438 | Ne me quitte pas. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1439 | I suffer from mime-graines. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1440 | They're called the Guardian Mimes. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1441 | You say it's not me -- but is having more mimes in your life what your really want? | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1442 | I think they're trying to say that you have an impacted upper incisor. | 1.2581 | 0.05355 | 124 | 102 | 12 | 10 |
1443 | Give them something dear; they aren’t your ordinary panhandlers! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1444 | I think they’re mocking me for not wearing a mask. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1445 | I'm starting to think your mother isn't so bad. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1446 | I've told you before that I don't respond well to the silent treatment. | 1.2578 | 0.04187 | 128 | 97 | 29 | 2 |
1447 | she never figured out how to un-mute herself | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1448 | I just hate Marcel Marceau Remembrance Week." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton F | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1449 | I've never felt so NOT scared in my life. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1450 | See, it's me, not you. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1451 | Guess what I'm pretending. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1452 | My sons and I argued. Now they're giving me the silent treatment. | 1.2571 | 0.04494 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1453 | I would not call this a kind gesture, Jeff. | 1.2571 | 0.04494 | 105 | 79 | 25 | 1 |
1454 | In this ‘hood, no one can hear you scream. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1455 | They’re my emotional support mimes. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1456 | They remind me of one of Simon and Garfunkel's big hits. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1457 | And YOU said to me that my eye shadow looked devine. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1458 | You've always been a quiet guy, Fred, but THIS is how you break up with me?" | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1459 | Maybe they have a point, I have felt a little trapped in this relationship lately, | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1460 | Is it really April 1st already? | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1461 | Ed, tell them it's not a pimple. It's a beauty mark. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1462 | Don't Listen to them, Deloris; you're perfect just the way you are! | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1463 | Just don’t look them in eye, Steve. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1464 | I said I love your parents as much as mine... not if they were mimes. | 1.2564 | 0.04232 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
1465 | You people need to get a life. Seriously! | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1466 | You could have just ghosted me. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1467 | No, I won't date you. I've had enough of the silent type. | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1468 | Do you have the spray? | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1469 | Oh, fake news; don't listen. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1470 | It's better to ignore them. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1471 | This forced entertainment is just one more example of how you're boxing me in . . . and you've got all these rules that prevent us from talking about it. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1472 | Richard, take out your imaginary baseball bat and hit them over the head! | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1473 | When you told me your dermatologists were trained in Europe, this not what I thought. | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
1474 | Don't look at me like that. There's nothing to say. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1475 | I think they like my eye liner. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1476 | Patricia,will your emotional support mimes be joining us for dinner? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1477 | I think he's saying you have Marcel Marceau's nose. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1478 | I don't know what the hell is going on with these mimes, but would you please do something besides stare? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1479 | Don't worry. It's just the French version of facial recognition software. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1480 | Hold still. They sense fear. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1481 | She had once again chosen not to listen to her intutition and its frantic hand gesturing was proving distracting. | 1.2547 | 0.05115 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1482 | This is a weird thing to admit on a first date, but I see mime people. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1483 | It’s not my fault we don’t communicate any more. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1484 | will you please be mime? | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1485 | This Mime Meme Metaverse is getting out of hand. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1486 | I actually think your rhinoplasty looks quite nice. | 1.2545 | 0.05546 | 110 | 90 | 12 | 8 |
1487 | Guys, you don’t understand, she’s blind. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1488 | You may not see it, but I know there’s a wall between us. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1489 | In case you missed my imperfections, they’re pointing them out now. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1490 | Don't just stand there. Throw a tomato. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1491 | Shelly thought she had finally silenced her inner critic,but realized in that moment the depth of her issues. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1492 | I met them on the flight from Paris. They're still on mute mode. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1493 | Yes. I have been suffering in silence... | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1494 | It beats therapy. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1495 | I told you my parents would love you! | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1496 | They’re funny. Really. It’s just the Botox. | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1497 | When I said I didn't want to hear another word from you this wasn't what I had in mind! | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1498 | I can't go with you. I've been walled. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1499 | Just hand over your purse or they’ll bore you to death! | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1500 | It started when I said I was at a loss for words. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1501 | They are saying something in French I don't understand | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1502 | They want you to French Kiss me. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1503 | I think I'm becoming a mime meme... | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1504 | You're not fooling anyone by pretending not to be jealous. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1505 | Why do I feel like there's something you're not telling me..? | 1.2525 | 0.04618 | 99 | 75 | 23 | 1 |
1506 | There's that look again. Boys, you know what to do. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1507 | I still don't understand. | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
1508 | That reminds me… I need to cancel Facebook. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1509 | Something I said? | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1510 | You're wrong. I do know how to express my feelings. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1511 | This is terrifying. Is it supposed to be? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1512 | We just want directions to the Metropolitan. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1513 | Alright, alright, I get it. The silent treatment is annoying. | 1.2523 | 0.04423 | 107 | 81 | 25 | 1 |
1514 | Don’t worry, they can’t steal my voice. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1515 | Please tell me you brought the invisible box. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1516 | I think they want to know where the Port Authority Terminal is but can't quite not put it into words. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1517 | I understand that they don't like my makeup, but they won't tell me what to do about it!" | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1518 | Maybe the quarantine wasn't so bad. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1519 | ''Why can't these silly mimes just tell me I have a zit?' | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1520 | I told you this concealer was working. | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
1521 | ..four letters..sounds like basque..masque..no... mask....YOU MUST WEAR MASK! | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1522 | They're telling me to either wear a mask, or, get off my foot. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1523 | This is just a free trial. I'll cancel it after the seven days. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1524 | We will never speak of this again. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1525 | I was rescued and deprogrammed, but they still can't believe it. | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
1526 | A mime is a terrible thing to waste. | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1527 | Stop saying you can read my mime. | 1.2520 | 0.05110 | 123 | 100 | 15 | 8 |
1528 | They say we can kiss, but our lips must be sealed. | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1529 | I’m not speaking to you. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1530 | Honey, please climb over the fence and shoo them away. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1531 | They said I’m stuck in the box… | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1532 | My nose is really out of joint. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1533 | My husband's an actor, the kids take after him. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1534 | I'm feeling boxed in. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1535 | You...in a box...You feel trapped | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1536 | They helped me see the wall between us. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1537 | Don't worry, they are vaccinated | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1538 | The mayor says there's not much they can do aside from building them all glass boxes. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1539 | I think they’re trying to tell you to use your words | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1540 | Think outside the box with someone else! | 1.2500 | 0.05320 | 116 | 95 | 13 | 8 |
1541 | They are saying "Surprise me!" for dinner. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1542 | Feigning disinterest isn't working; get out the air mace. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1543 | If I give them the silent treatment, maybe they will go away! | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1544 | This is New York, not San Fran; Do not make eye contact, do not engage, just keep walking. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1545 | You're a sweet and adventurous man, Dennis. But I'm comfortable here in my little box. | 1.2500 | 0.05444 | 108 | 88 | 13 | 7 |
1546 | Excuse me, sir … would you happen to have a taser I could borrow? | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1547 | It’s your fault. You opened that imagery door and let them in. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1548 | It's over? Why couldn't you come right out and say it? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1549 | She hates when he gives her the silent treatment. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1550 | When you said your brothers were actors on Broadway, you were technically correct." | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1551 | Sometimes I just want to mime them back. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1552 | OK, who let them out of the box? | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1553 | I think they're saying, "will mime for food." | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1554 | I'm afraid they're both mime. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1555 | I think I would take it as a compliment. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1556 | Relax, this is great practice for our trip to Paris | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1557 | If you thought blind dates were bad, try a mute date. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1558 | Sorry, I'm not dating now; I've got too many walls up. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1559 | Funny seeing you. Not mimes-funny. But funny. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1560 | Paris is a moveable triste. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1561 | My husband won't ask for directions so I really appreciate your help. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1562 | They’re telling you that you have a Zit, in classic French | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1563 | Steve, I'd like to have a word with you | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1564 | Sounds fun. Have your people mime my people. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 132 | 103 | 25 | 4 |
1565 | She’s will be mime. All mime. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1566 | I wish they wouldn't just shut up. | 1.2500 | 0.04388 | 108 | 82 | 25 | 1 |
1567 | Words can’t express what you mean to me | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1568 | Got it! It’s Poke Her Face”. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1569 | Mime place or yours? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1570 | If you'd like to wait, they're almost finished. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1571 | Worst birthday gift EVER. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1572 | Pretend you're in a box. They can't touch you if you're in a box. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1573 | TFW words fail me. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1574 | Is the bigger problem the mimes or the husband not doing anything? | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1575 | They do this every time I get a pimple. | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1576 | That's the last time I'll wear this perfume downtown. | 1.2479 | 0.05153 | 121 | 99 | 14 | 8 |
1577 | Sometimes I hate being a marriage counselor. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1578 | Ok. You win. I can't take any more of the silent treatment. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1579 | I don't talk to my ex-es | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1580 | If you lie…I will know! | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1581 | I call it existential stereo. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1582 | He's pointing out that with botox I can't be a mime. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1583 | I'm sorry, I should have told you about them sooner. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1584 | I really prefer the silent type. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1585 | Covid mime meme. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1586 | Don’t say a thing! | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1587 | Quick! Distract them with an imaginary puppy! | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1588 | Remember when we used to just whistle for a cab? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1589 | Just don’t stand there; Mime something. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1590 | Mimes sans limites - I hate them | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1591 | To be fair, we're outside, I just got my booster, and they don't have their masks on either. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1592 | Is it a pimple? | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1593 | Kill me. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1594 | "That guy's a loser" | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1595 | Don’t worry, they only know how to get out of an imaginary box” | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1596 | I’ve been mimed! | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1597 | We can rebuild her, even better than before! | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1598 | At least I don't have to buy noise cancelling headphones. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1599 | I hate it when they give you the silent treatment. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1600 | I never know if what’s happening is real or just my mimes playing tricks on me. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
1601 | Not again... | 1.2474 | 0.05868 | 97 | 80 | 10 | 7 |
1602 | I'm trying to say " "! | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1603 | Is this who you hired to sing Happy Birthday to me? | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1604 | What is it Roger? What do they see?! | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1605 | Everyone has baggage, Ted. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1606 | Gotta trust me on this, fellas. Beefeater guards blink before Alice will. We sleep together. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1607 | They think you smell bad... | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1608 | Why didn't YOU say my mascara was smudged? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1609 | So is "miming" the new ghosting? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1610 | My doctor prescribed 'the silent treatment' | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
1611 | So, will you marry me? | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1612 | Bill, you are about as helpful as an imaginary rope | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1613 | Am I supposed to be invisible too? | 1.2460 | 0.05000 | 126 | 103 | 15 | 8 |
1614 | I think they are trying to tell you I smell funny. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1615 | I’ve heard of giving someone the silent treatment but this is ridiculous. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1616 | I can help you two pretend you're being hit with pepper spray. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1617 | Yeah..., I think you have a little too much baggage. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1618 | You told you friends I would leave them speechless? | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1619 | If you aren’t going to wear masks, you need to be irritating six feet away from me. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1620 | Is this your idea of a gag,Brian? | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1621 | Sorry, I can’t, I have a um...an appointment thing...with the...eh... | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1622 | Can’t you read my mime? | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1623 | You know how some people have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other...? | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1624 | Don't try to fight them, Jane. Just give them what they want. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1625 | This is mime for "I want a divorce". | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1626 | If you ever bring your mime buddies again on a date... | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1627 | You just read my mime. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1628 | There must be some other way to tell you I love you, but I simply don't know how . . . . | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1629 | I told them not to say anything about meeting you. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1630 | Is this an artsy public proposal, dear, or a plastic-surgery promo? | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1631 | Annoying too, but at least they’re trying to communicate. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1632 | They're from my pickpocket class. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1633 | I may be afraid of clowns, but this is just SUPER-ANNOYING! | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1634 | They’re my anxieties, ignore them | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1635 | I said I think MEMES are funny! | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1636 | I think the terms of our divorce were very clear, Roland. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1637 | How red flags were identified before Twitter. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1638 | A mask is the only thing that'll make them go away. | 1.2451 | 0.04280 | 102 | 77 | 25 | 0 |
1639 | I think they’re warning me to stop seeing you before it’s too late. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1640 | I passed them in the park on the way home and made the mistake of telling them the horizontal stripes make them look fat. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1641 | Meet my two favorite friends. They are good listeners. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1642 | I'm so over silent movies. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1643 | I didn't know the Frenh were so spooked by Botox. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1644 | We have a big 'No Mime' sign at the city limits and we don't feed them, but they come back every year anyway. | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1645 | Apparently, keeping mum won't make them go away. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1646 | I hate to be nosy, but your window of opportunity is closing. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1647 | Is this a lazy joke about social distancing? | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1648 | I'm ready for my close-up, Herbert. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1649 | I'm sorry Fred, but right now I can't let anyone in. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1650 | Zat’s a zit! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1651 | 2 Mimes That He’s Just Not Into You | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1652 | Can't you just speak up? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1653 | I really wish these guys could go mime their own business. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1654 | I truly hate Daylight Savings Mime and this extra hour of mime. | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
1655 | Actually, what I said was I love memes. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1656 | I brought my friends along to help me tell you we have to break up. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1657 | Ou est Waldo? | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 123 | 101 | 14 | 8 |
1658 | Fresh memes was what I said I wanted from you. MEMES. | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1659 | Which mime is yours? | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1660 | Could you help me out here, oh heart-of-mime? | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1661 | I've found a way to be better at expressing my feelings. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1662 | You think you've got problems? I'm being stalked by a fire hydrant." | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1663 | Retail cosmetics has become so passive-aggressive. | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1664 | No I don’t have a pimple; they’re just miming that I do…. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1665 | I hear you! | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
1666 | But you told me to send you mimes! | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1667 | Check the internet for how to say ‘Get outta my face’ in Mime. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1668 | ... and they don't like your shirt, either. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1669 | I tried 'Get lost' but that only got them more animated. | 1.2432 | 0.04354 | 148 | 119 | 22 | 7 |
1670 | I am a multi language AI personal robot and don’t speak French | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1671 | good luck, she never listens to me either | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1672 | My therapist told me I needed to work on speaking with my actions. | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
1673 | This is way worse than the time I had bedbugs. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1674 | Wait. I thought we were going for mimosas. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1675 | You’re right. We probably shouldn’t have let them out of that box. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1676 | I told you there’s a mimewave | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1677 | Who are YOU wearing? | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1678 | I said MIND your own business. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1679 | Are you trying to tell me something you can’t express? | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1680 | When emoticons just aren't enough | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1681 | Somehow,I don’t think that, “We’ll always have Paris” will be our thing. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1682 | It was them or being followed by an accordionist. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1683 | Is this your idea of sexting on a budget? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1684 | You don’t say | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1685 | Anti-Vax Mimes are a new low. | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1686 | I don't think this is what the therapist meant when she suggested working on our non-verbal communication. | 1.2414 | 0.03990 | 116 | 88 | 28 | 0 |
1687 | It's a zit. Deal with it. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1688 | OK,we can take them home, but YOU’RE going to feed them. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1689 | ...of course I slept with them, Kevin, they know how it feels to be SILENTLY TRAPPED IN A BOX | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
1690 | Now I feel like I'm in a box. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1691 | I'm just saying...... | 1.2411 | 0.04702 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1692 | Wait, wait! Don’t tell me… | 1.2411 | 0.04253 | 112 | 86 | 25 | 1 |
1693 | Unsure of this first date, Eloise receives subtle messages from her friends. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1694 | These are Woke Mimes, dear. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1695 | I'm pretty sure they're miming for Bitcoin. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1696 | Do you mime getting these idiots away from me? | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
1697 | And to think I thought I could cover up this raging cold sore for our date…well needless to say I did not expect this. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1698 | It’s not what you think.” | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1699 | If I say I do, will you call off the mimes? | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1700 | Can you hear me I seem to be stuck in some sort of invisible box!! | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1701 | Help! I'm being mimed. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
1702 | Whatever you do, don't walk backwards. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1703 | Wait, what. Will you be mime? | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1704 | Why can't they just ask for spare change like everyone else? | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1705 | Honey, don’t stand here and tell me you aren’t giving me the silent treatment… | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1706 | If you say "zit, alors" one more time . . ." | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1707 | Try giving them the silent treatment. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1708 | No worries, I heard there's an increase in street mimes since the pandemic started. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
1709 | It’s a new variant, Covid mime-teen | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
1710 | Phone died. Astonished face. Crying face. Send. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1711 | See, this is what it feels like when you are not listening to me. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1712 | A little early for Silent Night, isn't it? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1713 | They want me to give you the silent treatment. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1714 | He's asking me intimate details about our sex life, but assures me that he won't say a word. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1715 | Is that a murse? | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
1716 | Honey, I think I've been Marcel Marceau'd. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1717 | It was a nice date until you started with the mimesplaining. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1718 | Wonder how she's enjoying the silent treatment for a change? | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1719 | They’re not prescription; I just pick up a pair when I need to read someone. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1720 | Sorry, According to them, You're not my Type... | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1721 | Couldn't you have found a better way to point out my blemish to me? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1722 | I'm guessing: Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir. | 1.2391 | 0.04430 | 138 | 111 | 21 | 6 |
1723 | This is why you don’t let them out of that invisible box. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1724 | Yes, straight ahead two blocks. But watch the cross traffic; it can be a real mime field. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1725 | They can’t mug me through the invisible box! | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1726 | They're my anger translators. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1727 | Mimes. It had to be mimes. | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1728 | It was this or mariachis. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1729 | MUM’s the non-word. | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1730 | They've been wrong before. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1731 | Apparently, they think you're no good for me. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1732 | It loses something in the translation. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1733 | I warned you it's a high mime area. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1734 | I told you the cops were weird in this precinct | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1735 | I think they want you to buy their silence. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
1736 | I don’t even remember signing up for this subscription. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1737 | I'm sorry, Dan, but these fellas tell me I shouldn't talk to you. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1738 | Mime gangs | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1739 | Just give them what they want so they’ll let me out of this box! | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1740 | Sorry, my brothers just wouldn't stop playing "I'm not touching you" and it led to this. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1741 | Okay, you said Minecraft. Sorry. But do you know how hard it was to find these guys? | 1.2381 | 0.04837 | 126 | 103 | 16 | 7 |
1742 | Just open the box, we’re running late. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1743 | If that’s your best knight-in-shining-armor mime, we need to talk. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1744 | My dermatologist sent them after I told her I wasn't ready for Botox. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
1745 | I appreciate the effort, but I don't think this is going to solve the problems we have communicating. | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1746 | They won't leave my side ever since I freed them from that invisible box they were trapped in. | 1.2376 | 0.05655 | 101 | 84 | 10 | 7 |
1747 | You really are into non-verbal expression! | 1.2376 | 0.04483 | 101 | 78 | 22 | 1 |
1748 | She was just walking home on Thursday evening, minding her own business, when out of nowhere they robbed her of her dignity. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1749 | This isn't part of the massive spending program, is it? | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1750 | I didn’t know you speak French. | 1.2376 | 0.04483 | 101 | 78 | 22 | 1 |
1751 | They’ve been beret-ing me all day. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
1752 | I wish you’d communicate with a different love language. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1753 | "They think my face lift is barely a 5." | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1754 | Terror on the streets: Hide your flaws! | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1755 | When they said they wanted to institute a silent mask reminder, I thought they just meant putting up signs. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1756 | There are no words for him. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1757 | Welcome to my Language of Love | 1.2371 | 0.04582 | 97 | 75 | 21 | 1 |
1758 | Use a silencer. | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
1759 | Do I have a booger in my nose? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1760 | Don't worry, unlike you I understand non-verbal cues | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
1761 | They call themselves facial mimes. They look concerned! | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1762 | So this is your idea of charades?! | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1763 | My brothers say that you remind them of our mother. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1764 | When you said, “he was the strong, silent type,” this is not what I pictured. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1765 | Again?! Last week I was attacked by balloon animals! | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1766 | I'm locked in an invisible cage and have a zit? | 1.2366 | 0.04946 | 131 | 109 | 13 | 9 |
1767 | Wait, honey. I think you’ve got something in your teeth | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1768 | Yes, I know it makes you uncomfortable but I simply cannot leave the house without my support mimes. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
1769 | I outsourced my anxiety. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1770 | Mimespaining. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1771 | I told you once and for all. She hates mime. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1772 | Maybe we shouldn't talk about this. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1773 | Are you asking me to marry you? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1774 | Did you forget the invisible box again? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1775 | What is it for god's sake? Just tell me. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1776 | Listen to me, not him. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1777 | John, meet mime parents... | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1778 | Pinocchio? | 1.2364 | 0.04269 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
1779 | MY idea of how we could communicate better? This was YOUR idea of how we could communicate better.” | 1.2364 | 0.05468 | 110 | 92 | 10 | 8 |
1780 | Yes, catcalling is so obnoxious! | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1781 | ‘Your idea of French immersion ?’ | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1782 | And what did _you_ think double date meant? | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
1783 | They are in great danger. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1784 | I can't stand your silent judgment anymore, Ron. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1785 | Brett continued his passive aggressive behavior by hiring two mimes to let sally know he didn't want to go the museum | 1.2358 | 0.05616 | 106 | 89 | 9 | 8 |
1786 | I wish they would mime their own business. | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
1787 | .” “ ?” “ ! | 1.2358 | 0.05043 | 123 | 102 | 13 | 8 |
1788 | Just go without me, Steve. I’m trapped in a box. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
1789 | So, this is what begging looks like in the age of crypto currency? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1790 | Just pretend there’s an invisible wall around you. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1791 | If you wanted to "kiss and make-up" all you had to do was ask. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1792 | Why didn't you say anything? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1793 | Ah Madame I am zee artiste—and now your wallet please. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1794 | These are my Xs that had difficulty communicating | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1795 | I think they think that the glass cube is real" | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1796 | This reminds me of when I got a nose job from Picasso | 1.2348 | 0.04912 | 132 | 110 | 13 | 9 |
1797 | I am sorry, I need to be with people who actually communicate. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1798 | They don't think this is going to work out. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1799 | I forgot my mime repellent at home. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1800 | I've been meaning to tell you, I'm an Orthodox mime." | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1801 | I told you saying "Mime your own business" would only egg them on. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1802 | Silent but deadly | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1803 | I think they're telling you, "Put your hands up, give me your money, or I'll shoot you". | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1804 | They're debt collectors, and very effective. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1805 | Are they telling me not enough makeup or too much? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1806 | The problem with being attacked by a mime gang is that nobody can hear you scream. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1807 | Can we keep them, please? They won’t make much noise. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
1808 | I can't tell whether they are trying to mug you or delight you. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1809 | Ooh la la! Quelles chique bones! Incomparable! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1810 | Works of the pairish | 1.2342 | 0.05270 | 111 | 92 | 12 | 7 |
1811 | This is the good side of town. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1812 | My kingdom for an actual glass box... | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1813 | As if the virus isn't already invisible. Idiots. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1814 | Fork over some small bills, Walter. Now Walter! | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1815 | They are weekend dermatologists. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1816 | Ok, wait? Who is the mimer here? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1817 | Curse that Autocorrect! I wanted a meme generator! | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1818 | I think they’re saying I’m too good for you. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1819 | Mime missionaries again. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1820 | So is this a blind date or a speechless one? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1821 | Mimes are signing: "Put your hands up this is a stickup" | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
1822 | I don't know why. It must have been something I said.... | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
1823 | I feel like you're trying to tell me something. | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
1824 | I only mentioned that I once met Marcel Marceau. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1825 | I knew I should’ve put some makeup on my zit | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1826 | For once can we not take the shortcut down Rue Marcel Marceau? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1827 | No, this is not what I meant about getting the silent treatment, Roger. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1828 | You think a mime-over is a good idea? | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
1829 | There's cheaper ways to give me the silent treatment. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1830 | I don't think I'm getting what I wanted out of this new vanishing cream | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1831 | 'Im of two mimes. I just can't decide. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1832 | I'm not ready to give up yet, but next time I pick the marriage councelor(s). | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
1833 | No, really, I don't mime. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
1834 | It was the only hobby that kept them quiet. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
1835 | My brothers don't want me to date you. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1836 | Should I just give them my purse so they'll go away? | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1837 | OK I agree. I do need a hearing test after all. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1838 | Use your glass box, honey! | 1.2326 | 0.04735 | 129 | 106 | 16 | 7 |
1839 | The one on my right is my regular mime. The other's just learning the ropes. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1840 | Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street and off Mime Central? | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
1841 | We need to break up... I just feel boxed in. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1842 | These guys are recruiting me to go pro with my silent treatment. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1843 | Don't say a word. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1844 | You may be a man of few words but this is ridiculous! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1845 | Quick, do the wall to get rid of them! | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
1846 | I tried to ignore them but then the box just gets bigger and the wind just get gustier. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1847 | Given them all of your money or they'll follow us. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
1848 | Go away. I hate mimes. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1849 | Your actions speak louder than words. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
1850 | How many mimes does it take to change a lightbulb? You will stay in the dark. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1851 | I wish you had the guts to say something. | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
1852 | Yikes. I think they’re acting out my colonoscopy. | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
1853 | Whoever told them to think "outside the box" should be arrested! | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1854 | They imprinted on me when they hatched. | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
1855 | Mime crime -- the silent menace! | 1.2321 | 0.05227 | 112 | 93 | 12 | 7 |
1856 | #MimeToo | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
1857 | Date night mimes that make you feel like you’re at home with your kids. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1858 | I'm sorry, I don't speak French. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1859 | My details are a bit sketchy | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1860 | Please call Mime Stoppers. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1861 | Smell no evil? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
1862 | This is New York, not San Francisco! | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
1863 | I hate it when your family won't talk to me. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1864 | Who are they to tell ME about contouring? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1865 | Oh, I thought you said you were of two “minds” about it. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1866 | I think it's time to admit that our donation to Save the Mimes was a mistake. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1867 | I hate mime peek a boo. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1868 | Are you trying to read my mime?? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1869 | It's not you, I've just been feeling trapped lately. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1870 | You shouldn't let your friends speak for you. | 1.2314 | 0.03850 | 121 | 93 | 28 | 0 |
1871 | It’s a mime crime in progress. | 1.2313 | 0.04607 | 134 | 110 | 17 | 7 |
1872 | Mask-wearing enforcers are more subtle in Paris. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1873 | I just asked for directions. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1874 | I feel an invisible wall coming on. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1875 | They handed me a pamphlet for discount nose jobs. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1876 | Say "Laure(s)". | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1877 | What’s the mime for ‘please crawl back in your box’? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
1878 | Oh, don't mime them. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1879 | What can I say? They turn me on. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1880 | What's a four-letter word for 'Gallic Torture.' | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
1881 | Your saying you want a relationship but your non-verbal communication makes me think this isn't going to work. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1882 | Rhinoplasty! Deviated Septum! Rhinoplasty! | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1883 | If you can tolerate this, you can have kids. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1884 | What did I do to deserve this? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 91 | 70 | 21 | 0 |
1885 | It's either a zit or a depiction of Armageddon. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1886 | Guys ... I was simply saying to my husband, 'Which way is the subway?' | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1887 | Is this another blind date? | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
1888 | Just let them get it out of their system and maybe then they will hail us a cab. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1889 | Did the love affair mime you too? | 1.2308 | 0.04508 | 130 | 108 | 15 | 7 |
1890 | I know I said you need to work on your communication but this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1891 | This is not what I was expecting when you said, "will you be mine." | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
1892 | Why didn't you remind me to apply mime repellent? | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
1893 | I think they're trying to tell me something but I don't speak mime. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1894 | I'm glad the Australians reneged on the submarine deal" | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1895 | I have fibromimealgia.Very rare and VERY annoying. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1896 | They’re signaling me to come into their world. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1897 | From what I can tell, they’ll disappear if I order their Botox treatment. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
1898 | They broke out just to do this? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1899 | Are you just going to stand there or help them get me out? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1900 | Just tell them you can’t hear them!! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1901 | My shrink suggested them when I started Prozac. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1902 | Apparently they can hear you. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
1903 | Is there no end to the mask shaming? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1904 | I think they found a pimple | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1905 | I wish they would mime their own business.". Betsy Cunningham 116 Woodland Drive, Jefferson,N | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1906 | They're from Mime Public Radio. It seems we just donated our car to MPR. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1907 | I don't know how else to say it... | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
1908 | Sometimes it feels like I'm just going through the motions. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1909 | Would you please send these guys back into their boxes? | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
1910 | I really like you,Tom, but I need my space. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1911 | I guess I'm still muted. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
1912 | My therapist told me to "express my emotions more", so here we are. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
1913 | Um... I guess my foundation is too light." | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1914 | I thought "Romance on 4th street" was a meme. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1915 | Never mind them. I'm your blind-date for tonight. They're just here to make sure I don't say anything stupid that may turn you off. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1916 | They think I'm one of them in disguise. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1917 | What is he trying to say? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
1918 | Let face it they just don't speak American. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
1919 | No, a justifiable homicide plea won't hold up in court. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1920 | I brushed my teeth, cleaned by ears, and blew my nose....if they have anything more to say, tell them to spit it out. | 1.2288 | 0.05022 | 118 | 98 | 13 | 7 |
1921 | See, Frank, this is why I didn't want to play Charades with your family during Thanksgiving | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1922 | It's ok, the invitation said plus two." | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1923 | This is why I wanted to leave the boys at home. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1924 | This is the weirdest gang initiation I’ve ever seen. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1925 | See, I told you people would notice I have a pimple but wouldn’t say anything. | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
1926 | Introduction no words needed | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
1927 | Apparently, I won a "life-mime supply." | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1928 | Phil, will you just give them $20—this could go on all day! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1929 | I think they're saying you should be wearing a mask.... or a different shade of lipstick.... its hard to tell!. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1930 | I think they are saying how much you love me! | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1931 | Look, all I said was I thought their berets looked a little gay. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
1932 | I get the feeling they don't like you. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1933 | They're friends from my club. First rule is I can't talk about it" | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1934 | Greg, the silent treatment has gone on long enough | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1935 | I’d prefer to be mugged than mimed. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1936 | She had vowed this first date would be free of any awkward silences. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1937 | Do we tip 'em or tell 'em to mime their own business? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1938 | You'd better not give me the silent treatment too. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1939 | I know, I know. You're not touching me | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
1940 | Believe it or not, the sex is great. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1941 | I told you, this cartoon is just not that funny. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1942 | No worries, George. They're a bit creepy, but sweet. Apparently my nose is their 'pointe fixe'." | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1943 | Do I talk too much? | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
1944 | See something, Say something! | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1945 | Now do you believe me about your white male privilege? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1946 | But I love her the way she is. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1947 | As soon as they saw me, they went speechless! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1948 | Nightmare on Mime Street | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1949 | Oooh mon Dieu, you have an eye goobie. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
1950 | He says, “Read my lips. Your wallet or your wife. Ooo, she’s scared to death.” | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1951 | I can't talk now. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1952 | Yes, that’s a zit. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
1953 | First these two, and then you. I only attract clowns. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1954 | They do speak for me, so to speak.... | 1.2264 | 0.02607 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
1955 | They're sexually transmitted but I think you'll find that I'm worth it. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1956 | It’s been brought to my attention that you kiss and told. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1957 | Please tell me again how not all types of men catcall women. | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1958 | Ugh! You told me no one would notice it. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1959 | They're showing you my "mime mask". | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1960 | This is your idea of emotional intelligence? | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
1961 | I feel like there is an invisible wall between us. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1962 | Okay, you were right. I'm getting the mime vaccine." | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1963 | Maybe I shouldn’t have let them out of the box! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1964 | Uh, maybe I'll just pass on this date. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1965 | I know I told you not to comment on my appearance,but the mimes aren't any better. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
1966 | They think I told a lie? | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1967 | This is the worst birthday present!! | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1968 | The good thing is that they don´t need a bed to sleep in | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1969 | I'm trying to have a conversation with you. Can you stop with the distractions? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
1970 | I deleted my profile from Mime.Match.com months ago but they won't leave me alone. | 1.2258 | 0.04359 | 93 | 72 | 21 | 0 |
1971 | Not the Paris marriage proposal I had imagined. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1972 | And you said nonverbal communication skills were overrated. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1973 | Back away slowly. No eye contact. No sudden movements. And never call them clowns.” | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1974 | Maybe YOU can tell me where I can find a nice cafe' ? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1975 | Don't be afraid, they can't touch you inside that box. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1976 | Take her, she’s mime! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1977 | She distracts very easily. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1978 | I'm not leaving this box until they go away. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1979 | I'm having performance art anxiety. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1980 | Your interpreters are confused, too? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1981 | These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand! | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1982 | Maybe Brexit isn’t such a bad idea | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1983 | These guys are popping up everywhere. Is mime the new meme? | 1.2247 | 0.05926 | 89 | 75 | 8 | 6 |
1984 | I stepped in dog shit on the way here | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
1985 | Let’s get stuck in traffic and call it a day. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
1986 | They're busking above ground now that the subways are so dangerous. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1987 | Transitions are tough | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
1988 | Like they said…it’s not you, it’s me. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
1989 | Be careful. They’re motion activated land mimes. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
1990 | Quiet | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1991 | Actually George, I asked if you've been two timing me. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1992 | Maybe they're foreign students looking for a place to have lunch. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
1993 | Just pretend they are not there. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1994 | Well, don't you have anything to say for yourself? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1995 | Ed, in the future, please don’t send your mimes to tell me I have a zit. Tell me yourself. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
1996 | I think that they are trying to tell you something. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
1997 | They've already done unspeakable things to me. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1998 | I’m tired of this silent treatment. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1999 | In our way, we're trying to tell you he's no good for you! | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2000 | I told you I didn't want to be in a cartoon. | 1.2241 | 0.05207 | 116 | 98 | 10 | 8 |
2001 | Outside the box I am not! | 1.2241 | 0.03791 | 116 | 92 | 23 | 1 |
2002 | This isn't how the silent treatment is supposed to work at all. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
2003 | It's asexual harassment. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2004 | I ordered some invisible makeup foundation online, and it just spiraled out of control. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2005 | I’ve reached the age where I have fine mimes and wrinkles. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2006 | If you can’t say anything nice….. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2007 | My little brothers are still finding ways to embarrass me in front of dates. | 1.2234 | 0.05888 | 94 | 80 | 7 | 7 |
2008 | I thought you said, "MIND the gap" | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2009 | Not the silent treatment again! | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2010 | No, I said I’d meet you on the corner of 9th St., not Mime St. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2011 | What's on your mime? | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2012 | I said I wanted a couple of personal memes for my birthday, not mimes! | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2013 | We can help you with that zit.. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2014 | Is it body shaming if they don't say anything? | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2015 | I'm sorry you had to see this, Gary. It's just that you talk too much. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2016 | it's better than 'why are you hitting yourself' | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2017 | You can see why I decided to give up my life of mime. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2018 | Clearly you misunderstood when I said you need to figure out a way to "spice" things up. | 1.2231 | 0.03890 | 121 | 97 | 22 | 2 |
2019 | I don't know why they just don't come out and say it - you've got a booger showing. | 1.2231 | 0.04538 | 130 | 107 | 17 | 6 |
2020 | Give up? It's me in a box. You make me feel like I'm in a box, and I can't escape. Happy anniversary. | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2021 | Yes, but your look speaks volumes. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2022 | Yeah, that's my ex. We broke up because he had a hard time expressing himself. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2023 | I don't suppose you remembered the bear spray? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2024 | Well, Karen, it seems that there were witnesses to your violation of a mask mandate. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2025 | Does this mean I've descended to street mimes for validation that I'm a worthwhile person? | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2026 | Our life together has been nothing more than a charade. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2027 | Keep it simple, just talk to me. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2028 | Get out of your invisible box and and help me out! | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2029 | Guys just tell me!! My date is right there. Do I have a booger?? | 1.2222 | 0.05026 | 126 | 107 | 10 | 9 |
2030 | First Date Nightmare v.33.2 | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2031 | good thing I'm blind because I'd never know if I were surrounded by mimes | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2032 | I suggested the twins try sign language, but it's been a slippery slope. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2033 | Is there something on my face? | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2034 | Mime is money. | 1.2212 | 0.04119 | 113 | 89 | 23 | 1 |
2035 | What they’re trying to say is, it’s not you, it’s me | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2036 | Sure, Little Paris is just as romantic. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
2037 | Let me guess: Marcel Marceau? | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
2038 | Okay. Now I wish I had a gun. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2039 | I couldn't find the words to say, "it's over!" | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2040 | Street Silence | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2041 | NO I REALLY DON'T MIME, BUT I DO HAVE TO GO OUI,OUI | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2042 | I'm going back to the dog, these support mimes are not really working out " | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2043 | Oh, you can see them too? | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2044 | Will the real Marcel Marceau please sit down….. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2045 | Did I mention I’m a triplet? | 1.2211 | 0.03566 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2046 | Must be pretty sweet on that side of the invisible wall. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2047 | Don't make them upset. It' might cause a major diplomatic dispute with France | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2048 | Hey, just mime your own business, will ya? | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2049 | So, can we talk about your ridiculous performance in front of my parents last night. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2050 | When I said we should work on nonverbal communication, that's not what I meant. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2051 | I'm never going to say I like escargot. | 1.2211 | 0.05635 | 95 | 80 | 9 | 6 |
2052 | Do you think they can mime getting on a bus and going to New Jersey? | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
2053 | Our therapist did suggest we work on our non-verbal communication. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2054 | I preferred it when they were traffic light windscreen washers. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2055 | They’re asking if you don’t mime, could they tag along. | 1.2206 | 0.04390 | 136 | 112 | 18 | 6 |
2056 | I like it when YOU pay attention to me. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2057 | I guess this is the benefit to getting vaccinated. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2058 | Our relationship can't continue with all your charades. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2059 | I’m trying my best to let you know, you make me feel emotionally boxed in! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2060 | What is yours is mime, and what is mime is yours....want to call the whole thing off? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2061 | My face mimes no kiss but my soul says you are a loser. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2062 | Not even my big brother Kenny could make me flinch. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2063 | Let's go to your place! 'Mime' is too annoying! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2064 | My body, my choice. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2065 | New friends? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2066 | Am I this conspicuous?" | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2067 | You’re the one who wanted a quiet neighborhood. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2068 | If we do end up sleeping together, you can't say anything. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2069 | ?" " ! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2070 | This is a blind date, right | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2071 | Pay up or next time it'll be ventriloquists. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2072 | C’est quoi ça? | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2073 | Assistive emoti-mimes…free with my Botox treatment! | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2074 | Can I borrow your gun? | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2075 | Ne touche pas! | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2076 | Sorry I thought you said you wanted me to “mime and dine” you. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2077 | You said you couldn’t see this pimple. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2078 | The word ‘zit’ obviously didn’t come up in their training. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2079 | The police say this year's mime rate has doubled. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2080 | How mimes let you know you you’re missing your mask. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2081 | Mmmmmm mm mmmm mmm mmmmmm! | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2082 | If I shoot them, can I claim self-defense? No wait, they're mimes. I don't need an excuse. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2083 | Yeah, I'M the black sheep in the family. | 1.2188 | 0.05774 | 96 | 82 | 7 | 7 |
2084 | Looks like we’ve wandered into the Mime District. | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2085 | They’re saying, ‘You should leave him. He’s such a dweeb. You can do so much getter…better. So much better.’ | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2086 | It isn’t you, it’s mimes. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2087 | I don´t know how to mime in French | 1.2185 | 0.04944 | 119 | 100 | 12 | 7 |
2088 | Can we please go back to the Kareoke bar? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | I said I liked your memes, not your mimes" | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2090 | I need some mime to think it over. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2091 | Charles, I paid these mimes to tell you I’m carrying your sister’s baby. I don’t know how more obvious I can be. | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2092 | I asked for a "salon treatment". | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2093 | Louder! | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2094 | I just asked them for directions to a restroom. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2095 | So, this is your idea of giving me the silent treatment? | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2096 | Are you saying he use to be part of your group? | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2097 | A break? Was it something I said? | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2098 | Does this means we’re no longer on speaking terms? | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2099 | Sorry, but when it comes to men, I've learned to trust my femimime intuition. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2100 | Can you tell them to stop, I just got a nose job" | 1.2177 | 0.04517 | 124 | 102 | 17 | 5 |
2101 | Ugh, I’m guessing now is not a good time? | 1.2177 | 0.04660 | 124 | 103 | 15 | 6 |
2102 | Mime seeing other people | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2103 | Just don't stare like you don't understand! | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2104 | She seems expressionless. What do you think? | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2105 | Do not give me the silent treatment, ok? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2106 | I told you not to consult the Marcel Marceau dermatology group. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2107 | I know, it makes no sense, but they're CDC mimes encouraging mask use. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2108 | I should've told you about the mime/nose thing. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2109 | My glass case of emotion now has fingerprints. | 1.2170 | 0.04345 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2110 | Charged with mimes against humanity. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2111 | This isn't nearly as bad as when I lost my virginity. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2112 | What are you tying to tell me, Bob? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2113 | There will always be those who undermime your actions | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2114 | They're trying to get inside my invisible box. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2115 | You're the one who told me to told me to act on my innermost thoughts. Anything you want to say? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2116 | Just another day in DUMBO | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2117 | Do you mind going back to the car? I forgot my mask. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2118 | I have a mime like a steel trap. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2119 | Would you please smack these guys with your purse? | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
2120 | Ugh. Close mimers. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2121 | Behold the subtle signs of robbery-by-mime, intended to bewilder any passersby. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2122 | Of course, Mademoiselle, we can remove that mole easily ... | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
2123 | This is all my mom’s fault. She hired them, not me. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2124 | So, is this a thing? | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
2125 | The boss said I need to work on my non-verbal communication. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2126 | Did you bring your gun? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2127 | I've been feeling pretty boxed in lately, and I don't know why. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2128 | This is not the quiet stroll I had in mind. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2129 | Cat got your tongue? | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2130 | It's the new mandate for non-compliance. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2131 | Wouldn’t be simpler to get directions via GPS? | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2132 | Guess it was unrealistic to wish for both peace and quiet... | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2133 | The twins are rehearsing the mime routine. | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2134 | What is this…a mime meme… | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
2135 | Perhaps next time we should bring a less bulky souvenir from Paris. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2136 | I was going to claim "irreconcilable differences," but now I'm thinking "physical or emotional abuse." | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2137 | I think they're saying; "you are magnificent, the most beautiful woman in the whole world." Now, get your hands out of your pockets, give them some Euros fast, and let's get out of here! | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2138 | Why didn't you just tell me you forgot to get the theater tickets? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2139 | You flew me all the way to Paris just to meet the Marceau twins? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2140 | The mimes are performing a meme. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2141 | Come on, just acknowledge them then we can move on... | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2142 | Ellen's siblings remind her of the good old days, before her marriage. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2143 | Well at least one of us is thinking outside the box. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2144 | Sorry honey,I thought I turned off notifications from Mime School. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2145 | I thought Waldo was supposed to be hard to find". | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2146 | Be careful - at a certain point it is impossible to keep your head above water around here. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2147 | I sense you're the quiet type. I really don't need any more of that in my life. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2148 | I’m tired of playing charades with men. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2149 | I know if you don't have anything nice to say you should say nothing at all, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2150 | Circus clowns never looked so good to me. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2151 | We’re afraid you have a zit. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2152 | They recommend I give you the silent treatment. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2153 | I told you everyone would notice my zit. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2154 | It goes without saying they don’t trust you. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2155 | My therapist recommended it. She said it's called mimesis. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2156 | you know, I don't think they have anything actually to say. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2157 | I told you. I wanted to try new relationships.” | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2158 | I think they want you to kiss me while- oh I don't know, don't make me go to another marriage counselor. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2159 | I've been suffering in silence for awhile now | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2160 | He says you must forget me, Walter. The walls between us are strong and tall. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2161 | Any ideas on how to get them back in the box? | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2162 | I think they just escaped from an imaginary lockup | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2163 | They are having difficulty expressing how beautiful you are using their sign language. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2164 | It's unspeakably embarrassing to see here, Tony. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2165 | We're workshopping a street performance of "Contagion". | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2166 | Jan soon realized that living in a gated community of mimes would not give her the freedom from gossip she had hoped for. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2167 | I feel that the added contextualization makes for a happier life. | 1.2136 | 0.04607 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2168 | I know that I have pimples! | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2169 | Sorry, sexual harassment is sexual harassment. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2170 | Eric decided that employing a mime-for-hire service was the best way to break up with his girlfriend. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2171 | Let's go by the drugstore. I need some zit cream. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2172 | These are my makeup artists. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2173 | Clearly, French twins with berets and striped shirts are fascinated by zits! | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2174 | I think they are trying to tell you to be quiet about your nose job . | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2175 | The voices in my head only do mime. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2176 | You should have worn the striped top and black pants. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2177 | I thought you said what’s yours is mine! | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2178 | Welcome to Paris! | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2179 | Does imaginary glass protect against Covid? | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2180 | Mais oui! C'est une boo-boo! | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2181 | He says you're the architect. So where's the door? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2182 | I’m not sure but I believe you are being mugged. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2183 | If this is going to work, you need to understand that I come with baggage. | 1.2131 | 0.04542 | 122 | 101 | 16 | 5 |
2184 | Go for help, Lassie. | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2185 | Could it be animal, vegetable or mineral? | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
2186 | Quick, find an invisible box. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2187 | Are you trying to tell me something, Bob?” | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2188 | Honey, do you speak mime? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2189 | Just what I need, more silent treatment. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2190 | Ooooh-la-la! They are trying to let you know that you have a Gallic nose. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2191 | I thought this would be a good conversation starter for our first post vaccination date” | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2192 | I think mask miming is missing the point | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2193 | Haven’t you got anything to say? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2194 | Doubtless, any jury would dismiss all charges as self defense. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2195 | I think they're performing The Sound of Silence. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2196 | Oh, they're not mugging me, just mugging for the audience. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2197 | Louder, Emile, I don’t think she hears us. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2198 | My name isn’t Karen, you didn’t have to hire them to re-mime me. | 1.2124 | 0.04941 | 113 | 95 | 12 | 6 |
2199 | It’s a cute sinusitis. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2200 | Looks like they're starting to think outside of the box | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2201 | Marcel Marceau had your nose. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2202 | How are things going? Oh, Marcel Mar-so-so. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2203 | No! I said, "I wish you were mine, not that you were mime! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2204 | Honey, take my picture! A Parisian mugging! | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2205 | I said why can’t you come up with new memes, not mimes, Richard! | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2206 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted more attention, Paul. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2207 | Call me boorish but I’d just say, “Chloe, your nose is running.” | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2208 | Maybe you're right, vacation in Paris was a bad idea! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2209 | DO YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TALKED DURING THE MIME'S ACT? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2210 | How do I get them trapped in the box? | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
2211 | If this is your idea of giving me the silent treatment, I am not amused. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2212 | It’s mime for “anxiety.” | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2213 | No, I said I wished we had more personal 'times.' | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2214 | Can't you just come out and say it? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2215 | It is a pretty big pimple… | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
2216 | Remember when I told you I had over performing, silent partners? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2217 | This is how I'll draw attention to myself at work. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2218 | 'You can't do you own dirty work, so you hire a couple of skit-men.' | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2219 | Turns out it’s even more annoying when they can’t say, “I’m not touching you.” | 1.2115 | 0.04024 | 104 | 82 | 22 | 0 |
2220 | You better not say anything. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2221 | I said “calls to mind.”! | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2222 | really, lots of people do threesomes | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2223 | Put them back in their boxes. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2224 | Just act normal | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2225 | I just feel really boxed in right now. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2226 | When mimes go quarantine crazy .... | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2227 | What... Do I have a pimple? | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2228 | They want me to understand that Mimesplaining and Mansplaining are two totally different things. | 1.2111 | 0.05805 | 90 | 77 | 7 | 6 |
2229 | I think they call it a tete noire. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
2230 | Mugged by mimes! Are they trying to say "Put your hands up"? | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2231 | Do you know these guys? | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2232 | Dont blame me ....you wanted to stop and watch their act. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
2233 | I'm gonna guess, "That tip your friend just left us really stinks!" | 1.2110 | 0.04434 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2234 | Hey, it’s the new Aunt Je-MIME-a. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2235 | I'm tired of waiting for you to read my mind, this is my last resort... | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2236 | Two mimes walked into a bar, and you can guess the rest. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2237 | I wanted to go with Pfizer or Moderna but my HMO only would pay for Marcel Marceau | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2238 | Because I submitted the identical caption five times for last week's contest, that's why. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2239 | You wouldn't happen to have any invisible fire? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2240 | I can't go. It seems I forgot my eye make-up. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2241 | It's about mime. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2242 | They just spoiled my surprise birthday party. | 1.2100 | 0.04094 | 100 | 79 | 21 | 0 |
2243 | Goodbye, Chip. I can’t stand the silent treatment. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2244 | Any idea for how to mime “F… Off! ? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2245 | Be careful don’t walk through the window pane! | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2246 | In answer to your question, I actually said 'I love MINE more." | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2247 | Go meme yourselves. | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2248 | I carry an invisible wall around with me just for these situations. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2249 | I said "I'm in a box" three times. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2250 | They're trying to figure out how she broke out of her invisible box | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2251 | I shouldn't have let them out of their box. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2252 | I've been two-miming them. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2253 | Lenny! Would you please tell them to mime their own business?!!! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2254 | It may be a bit unconventional but mime asking you to marry me. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2255 | I can't see you any more, I'm in a box. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2256 | @ “No, I’m NOT his twin!” | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2257 | I think they are trying to let us know that I am blocking the entrance to their invisible glass box. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2258 | worst proposal ever | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2259 | They' re assuring me you kiss and don't tell. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2260 | Honey, when you said our love makes you speechless, I did not envision a proposal via mimes. | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2261 | Yet another reason the mimes were single, they didn't know not to point out flaws. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2262 | Shut up, Harold. Mansplaining mimesplaining is not helping at all. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2263 | Eeney, meeney, miney moe . . . | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2264 | Diane, you are not in the box | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2265 | Don't even blink,or they'll sense your fear! | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2266 | Quick, give me back that invisible twenty. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2267 | John, did I tell you I have these paranoid fantasies, that seem so real? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2268 | Five syllables sound like the word nose. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2269 | I don't know whether they want me to kiss you or borrow your 'phone. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2270 | They ran out of interpreters. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2271 | Taking those first date awkward silences to a whole other level. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2272 | Are you trying to make me see some good in him? | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2273 | They've been following me since I mentioned the invisible barrier that prevents women from reaching leadership roles. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2274 | Honey, the kids are home from college. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2275 | Why do the French,pick other people’s noses, I thought it was tourists’pockets? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2276 | This is prime mime crime rhyme time. | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
2277 | Actually, I simply asked for a couple of limes. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2278 | Love means never having to say you're sorry. Or anything else, for that matter. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2279 | Um,your place or mine! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2280 | They think I could change my life with a makeover. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2281 | That's quite a blemish, my lady! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2282 | Madam, you have the perfect optics. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2283 | I don't know that stereo silence is going to catch on..." -Carrie E. Perlman, New York, N | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2284 | Wow... this date was "mimeblowing". | 1.2078 | 0.04654 | 77 | 61 | 16 | 0 |
2285 | They promised they wouldn’t talk during the movie. | 1.2078 | 0.04654 | 77 | 61 | 16 | 0 |
2286 | I wasn't the one who invited them to play Charades. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2287 | I am fluent in Fuck. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2288 | Don't worry, they're not contagious | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2289 | Did I mention..you get me..you get them? | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2290 | Bob didn't know if he should tell Judy that she had a zit, but hoped she would just figure it out. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2291 | I prefer to see you walking against the wind | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2292 | No one knows a nose like mime. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2293 | Listen up! He has a S.P.A.M. (Speaking-People Against Memes) membership card in his pocket. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2294 | You seriously thought I’d date anyone in my drama class? | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2295 | You have the right to remain silent. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2296 | It's my penalty for trying to think outside the box. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
2297 | I think they're lost. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2298 | For God’s sake Ted give them your wallet—it’s a bore-up! | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2299 | Edward, are you trying to tell me something? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2300 | Between the four of us you could at least say something. | 1.2072 | 0.04362 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2301 | Why are they picking “mime” nose? | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2302 | Something about French miming always confuses me. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2303 | Umh, are you sure your right hand is in the right place? | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2304 | You leave me speechless. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2305 | Some people in my acting class are kind of needy. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
2306 | I think they're into appreciation, but not to touch. | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
2307 | I’ve always hated mimes. Don’t know whether to kick them ‘You know where’, or remove my sweater. | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
2308 | You know I hate when you give me the silent treatment but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
2309 | I hate when they talk behind my back. | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2310 | I told you to think outside the box. | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
2311 | Of course we're done. Or do I have to mimesplain it? | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2312 | ? ? ? ⚠️ | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2313 | Yes I understand Covid transmission. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2314 | Plan Mime from Outer Alsace | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2315 | I guess it's better to be mimed than mugged. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2316 | Don't I get a safe word or something? | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2317 | Can we have social distancing from mime artists? | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2318 | Lovey, make them leave me alone. Please please not say something. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2319 | I meant to choose the blind date app, not the deaf date one. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2320 | My mimes and we should have a drink. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2321 | We’re mimes AND memes! | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2322 | My last name is Wall | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2323 | I raised my hand to participate ten years ago, and they haven’t left since. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2324 | I'm still trying to figure out how they escaped from that glass box. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2325 | I got this. Mime you own business. | 1.2061 | 0.04014 | 131 | 107 | 21 | 3 |
2326 | See, THIS is why I didn't want to go to France. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2327 | My twin brothers are back from France. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2328 | I really am against any kind of violence, but for these guys I will make an exception. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2329 | They say 90% of your first impression of someone is non-verbal | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2330 | I’m French…very French. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2331 | Don’t worry. I can translate. You have a booger in your nose. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2332 | Get the hell out of my face, you mucking fimes. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2333 | Enough of your problems! Can't you see I have my own person mime-field to traverse? | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2334 | These are the woke protesters I read about. They're called quiet riot. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2335 | I’m sorry, I left this off my dating profile. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2336 | There's something I really need to express, Doug. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2337 | Mime eyes are only for him. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2338 | These clowns are still more intelligent than Biden's economic advisors. | 1.2056 | 0.05098 | 107 | 91 | 10 | 6 |
2339 | You should mime your business. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2340 | Only the French could come up with 'Covid Mimes' | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2341 | It's called a mouth. Use it. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2342 | Mime tired of your friends | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2343 | Enough, just tell me how you feel!! | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2344 | Honey, mother called. She's coming for the holidays! | 1.2051 | 0.04467 | 117 | 97 | 16 | 4 |
2345 | I know you are trying to tell me something about my wonderful husband, but this isn’t working. | 1.2051 | 0.04785 | 117 | 99 | 12 | 6 |
2346 | Silence is goading | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
2347 | You do have a pimple! | 1.2048 | 0.04457 | 83 | 66 | 17 | 0 |
2348 | Helicopter mimes. | 1.2045 | 0.04325 | 88 | 70 | 18 | 0 |
2349 | Mimes, really!? You truly have gone out of your way to try and win this staring contest. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2350 | I think everyone involved has the right to remain silent. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2351 | Didn't we take this vacation to get AWAY from the kids? | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2352 | Sorry, I don’t speak French. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2353 | The baguette thief has been apprehended | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2354 | Don't mime if I do. | 1.2043 | 0.04602 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2355 | That’s a rhinoplasty in name only. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2356 | I don't care what you said, Stanley. This is not 'the silent treatment.' | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2357 | In Paris they do unspeakable things if you resist. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2358 | Your mom told you no one would notice, she lied. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2359 | Don't they see I'm in an invisible box? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2360 | What’s mime is yours! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2361 | They're warning me you're not a very good listener. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2362 | I always end up getting stuck with the strong and silent type. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2363 | So you're giving me the silent treatment? | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2364 | ah the French poking fun at women for her clothes | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2365 | Mime Kamph | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2366 | This sunscreen makes them think I'm one of them. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2367 | They're telling me to not be deceived by your charismatic demeanor. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2368 | Frank, you would have known that I was leaving you if you just read my mime...... | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2369 | It's French for try Botox. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2370 | Meet the neighbours night at mime school was always a bit fraught. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2371 | I told you we should have taken the ferry. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2372 | I thought you said we didn’t need to worry about mime in the streets? | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2373 | They are handymen. | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
2374 | Tell him 'no.'. You're not ready for a commitment. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2375 | It was great to meet your kids yesterday. I'd like to introduce you to mime. | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2376 | How did YOU get out of the box? | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2377 | You have such potential, with time and practice you could be French. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2378 | I farted in an elevator and a Gypsy cursed me. Silent but deadly is what she said would be my fate. | 1.2033 | 0.04156 | 123 | 101 | 19 | 3 |
2379 | stay silent-don't look | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2380 | Wanna come back to mime? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2381 | Oh no, I'm fine! These are my therapy mimes! | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2382 | When mimes attack… | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2383 | I meant Meme,not mime | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2384 | Your silent treatment is next-level. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2385 | We forget that before Banksy, there was Marcel Marceau. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2386 | They're a street panto where I'm to declare, 'Oh, yes I am,' and the audience member shouts, 'Oh, no you're not!' | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2387 | Yes, Botox expressive support teams are a thing, you monster. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2388 | A deaf, dumb & blind date | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2389 | I forgot to call my mom. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2390 | What time are your parents leaving again? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2391 | Trust me honey, you look fine. I don't know what they're talking about" | 1.2021 | 0.05365 | 94 | 80 | 9 | 5 |
2392 | You've dealt with the glass ceiling before, now it's the glass wall | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2393 | Why can't they just mime their own business? | 1.2021 | 0.05365 | 94 | 80 | 9 | 5 |
2394 | I warned you the theater district wasn't safe yet. Just give them your imaginary purse, and let's get the hell out of here. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2395 | Throw me an invisible rope and slowly drag me away from here. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2396 | Sorry I'm late. Got a dollar for these guys? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2397 | There's exaggerated concerned whether it's a mole or a freckle... | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2398 | Okay, enough with the silent treatment. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2399 | They're sad, wondering why "Send in the Mimes" wasn't as big a hit. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2400 | They won't admit it but they appear to be lost as well. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2401 | Bob, some help here please. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2402 | It's not what you say, it's what you do that counts | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2403 | How do I find mime interpretation as a career? It's unspeakable. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2404 | Honey, I much rather prefer the traditional silent treatment. | 1.2020 | 0.03655 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2405 | They are my new diet coaches. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2406 | You want to make it clear you are hungry? | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2407 | I know this one. "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you." | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2408 | They followed me out of the library. | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2409 | It's not illegal to kill mimes in this State, is it? | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2410 | It’s the latest thing. I hired these guys to propose to you. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2411 | "So much for 'no-make up makeup'." | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2412 | Well, you’ve got your entourage of “the guys” … and I’ve got mime! | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2413 | Do you mime? | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
2414 | They want to know if you know how to get to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2415 | Sorry - I thought I was downloading Minecraft. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2416 | I guess just sending postcards has gone out of style. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2417 | Just say it; do we have a second date or not? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2418 | I hope you don't mind. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2419 | Mimes are recession-proof. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2420 | To be honest, I have mixed flailings about you. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2421 | I don’t know if you should call 911 or Marcel Marceau. | 1.2000 | 0.03922 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2422 | Kiss Him | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2423 | Silence is violence. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2424 | They're so passive-aggressive. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2425 | I think they're saying there's a guy trapped in a box. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2426 | I don’t know how to communicate this to you, Jeff… | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2427 | I was wishing for a new paradigm, but I got this. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2428 | Are we going to play charades, or what? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2429 | I hate Mondays. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2430 | best don't say it | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2431 | A classic case of the 'silent treatment' | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2432 | Maybe she’s in her trans(trance) phase. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2433 | Coffee? Just you and me? I wish! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2434 | They're body language translators. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2435 | Did you hear that New Yorker cartoons are starting to become self-aware?" / "I wonder if that will make them any funnier." / "Probably not. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2436 | I'm getting, "Don't talk to him. He's got jazz hands." | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2437 | Guys, that invasion of personal space is SOO Marcel Marceau-circa-1972. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2438 | So, what are your thoughts on performance art? | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2439 | Please get me out of this box | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2440 | Geet these clowns away from me. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2441 | These aren't the same mimes from your profile picture. | 1.2000 | 0.06305 | 70 | 60 | 6 | 4 |
2442 | I'm sorry but your non-verbal cues are still hard to read. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2443 | Who you going to believe? Them or me | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2444 | Mime over matter! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2445 | I would just tell them to mime their own business. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2446 | Another distant relative died last week. What's new with you? | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2447 | Washington Square. All the way from Washington Square. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2448 | She's really there, Marcel and Henri. You can't mime her back. | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
2449 | Mime Incels. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2450 | Man I hate the French | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2451 | I hope to God that you’re fluent in Mime! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2452 | I think they’re more afraid of us than we are of them. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2453 | No, I listen to the one on my right. | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2454 | I don’t like, “Hey Baby” in mime either. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2455 | You’re too late, cat got it last week. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
2456 | Having put a lot of effort into learning French, tourists realize too late that locals do not speak | 1.2000 | 0.04969 | 110 | 94 | 10 | 6 |
2457 | Dermimetologists | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2458 | Way to be a statue, honey! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2459 | Wadya think, mace or pepper spray? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2460 | Don't worry,they know you did it,but they won't say anything | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2461 | Something about "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus…" Mimes are from Uranus. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2462 | Well, she did say on the dating site that she wasn't a big talker. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2463 | This used to be a nice neighborhood. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2464 | See why I don’t speak to my exes? | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2465 | They’re giving me mixed messages. Just like you. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2466 | Again? Words escape me. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2467 | I'm sorry, Neil. Somehow I feel like there's this wall between us. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2468 | I said I was a fan of memes, not mimes! | 1.1984 | 0.04066 | 126 | 104 | 19 | 3 |
2469 | I said I wanted to go out for a good time, not pantomime! | 1.1983 | 0.04487 | 121 | 102 | 14 | 5 |
2470 | Its my own fault I gave them a baguette now they follow me everywhere. | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2471 | Impersonation is not a joke. Millions of people get their identity stolen. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
2472 | Can you gentleman mime your own business? | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2473 | I suppose it's not catcalling if they are silent. | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2474 | When "meeting up with a friend of mime" is not a type-o... | 1.1982 | 0.04011 | 111 | 90 | 20 | 1 |
2475 | See if they know flipping the bird. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2476 | Guess it's time for a booster Marcel vax, huh? | 1.1981 | 0.05090 | 106 | 91 | 9 | 6 |
2477 | You've got your troubles I've got mime. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2478 | If you think this makes up for your lack of demonstrativeness, you’re wrong. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2479 | I'm getting prep'd for my first virtual dermatologist appointment. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2480 | When I said, "Let's keep our wedding plans quiet," this isn't what I meant. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2481 | There two mimes without a single thought. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2482 | Maybe they'd leave you alone if you didn't stand so still? | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2483 | 10 yd. penalty for taunting. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2484 | I though you spoke French | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2485 | I think they're trying to tell us we're lost. --Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. | 1.1980 | 0.05078 | 101 | 86 | 10 | 5 |
2486 | Take your phone out—a picture is worth a thousand words. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2487 | Our city is getting overrun with mime. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2488 | I think I just entered the sixth stage of grief. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2489 | They are warning me that you are the quiet type | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2490 | I can't go out with you, Fred. The warning mimes are telling me to stop, that we'd have nothing to talk about. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2491 | See! Dr. Goldstein's $300 laser facials are NOT a waist of money... | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2492 | I know you are mad, but can we stop with the silent treatment. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2493 | Look honey, 2 annoying Frenchmen want to help you with your makeup. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2494 | Alors, ma cherie. We have ze perfect makeover pour vous. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2495 | I fell for that once,tip them early and they stop and go away. This time I'll wait until the end of the act | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2496 | See how desperate I am to get you to pay attention to my feelings? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2497 | No Todd, I didn't take your Air Fryer. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2498 | Is there anything you want to tell me about your time in Paris Jim? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2499 | Do tell them to mime their own business. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2500 | Another reason I deleted Twitter. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2501 | I was just miming my own business. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2502 | [shrug] | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2503 | Please tell us how you make your noodle pudding. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2504 | Don't say a thing. Show them your vacination card instead. | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2505 | Tell them I'm not blind, but I've never learned to read mime in French. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2506 | I filed for a restraining order but the judge ruled that they just can’t be in the same building as me. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2507 | Don’t take it personally. They don’t want me talking to anyone. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2508 | Hello darkness, my old friend.... | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2509 | The mimes are for my kid's birthday party. I had to test run them. Making sure they have family-friendly stuff. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2510 | YOU wanted the twins to go to circus school, Chad, so YOU can have custody. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2511 | I left my mace in my other purse. Can I use yours? | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2512 | Is this your idea of spicing up our relationship? | 1.1977 | 0.05687 | 86 | 74 | 7 | 5 |
2513 | I just think we need some space while we figure things out. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2514 | You took me to Paris for this? | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2515 | Street mimes make Karen laugh | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2516 | Do I have a lifeline? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2517 | Well fellas I'm at a loss for words too. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2518 | Think outside the box. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2519 | My therapist thinks they'll help me think outside the box. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2520 | They're insisting you have something to confess...or are you also suddenly speechless? | 1.1977 | 0.04158 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2521 | I believe that they are trying to communicate that if we don’t turn over our monkey they’ll…er…rip our hats off? | 1.1975 | 0.05937 | 81 | 70 | 6 | 5 |
2522 | I was not looking forward to Mimes on Call doing a street encounter | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2523 | My therapist said the next step will be antidepressants. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2524 | You really don’t listen, do you? I said I was getting into bitmining, NOT zit miming. | 1.1975 | 0.05937 | 81 | 70 | 6 | 5 |
2525 | I meant to search for memes. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2526 | Why can’t you just TELL ME you don’t like my eye shadow? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2527 | They say they are mimes, but they aspire to be memes. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2528 | Don't say a word and maybe they will go away | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2529 | Do these mimes make my nose look big? | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
2530 | This is your cousins from Paris version of dialing it back ? | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
2531 | Meet Jane’s former fiancée. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2532 | Is it strange that there are bricks in random spots on the wall and the rest of it is just blank? | 1.1964 | 0.04886 | 112 | 96 | 10 | 6 |
2533 | At least they're quiet. The improv comics never stop talking. | 1.1964 | 0.04718 | 112 | 95 | 12 | 5 |
2534 | I think what my brothers are trying to ask is “Have we kissed yet or are we trapped in a box?” Although I’m not sure about that last part. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2535 | Don’t make me show you again. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2536 | You bet a million dollars that your birthday present would make me laugh hysterically. You lose. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2537 | Sic our invisible Bullmastiff on them, please? | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2538 | Call the cops, hon. I appear to be a victim of street mime. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2539 | All I said was that I would like some time that was just mine. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2540 | They are either saying not to get near you or that you are wearing lipstick | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2541 | We really need to make some new friends”. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2542 | One must be very patient in the presence of mimes. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2543 | They're indicating you're no friend of mime. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2544 | Clean the snoot out of him. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2545 | I'm told it's not harassment if they don't speak and they're not touching you. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2546 | This beyond the glass box phase of miming has gone too far. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2547 | I wasn’t amused, so they’re giving me the silent treatment. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | I'd rather go home and listen to Smokey's 'Tears of a Clown.' | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2549 | From what I've gathered, it's nothing my parents haven't said about you. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2550 | You never hear what I'm saying! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | If they make you uncomfortable I'll tell them to leave. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2552 | By far your worst silent treatment yet. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2553 | It's my way of telling you we're through. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2554 | I guess it was a bad connection. I thought you said bring mimes, not bring limes. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2555 | For God’s sakes, dear, I thought you were a poor conversationalist! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2556 | When did street dermatology become the thing? | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2557 | Non, c'est une tache de rousseur | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2558 | Thank goodness for your protective glass box! | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2559 | Why didn't you say your brothers were in town? | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2560 | Yes, I will. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2561 | Ummm, do you remember when I said I had an embarrassing mé·nage à trois? | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
2562 | Hear the silence? Get used to living with it. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2563 | I should've wore makeup today. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2564 | They're telling you to just be quiet and make jazz hands, and it's really not a bad suggestion, to be honest. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2565 | My company is trying new ways to make employees feel happy during lunch breaks. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2566 | How many times have I told you .. To mime your own business... | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2567 | They're helping me with my non-verbals. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2568 | Linda tried to evince a calm demeanor, remembering that the native fauna were known to be more curious than aggressive. But she did begin to wonder whether Gregory would be any help at all if things turned ugly. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2569 | You'll have to excuse those two for not speaking. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2570 | Do you think the quartet would have been more romantic? | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2571 | I have a sore throat so just ask them. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2572 | These guys are like a bad fart, silent but deadly. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2573 | It's not personal. They never talked to my ex-wife either. | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
2574 | Their critiques are silent but deadly | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2575 | Ugh...MIMES. I think I'd rather be attacked by a nice street gang. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2576 | Don't just stand there, call Mime-1-1. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2577 | Shhh... stay perectly still... their vision is based on movement... | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2578 | He's not the One! | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2579 | ‘Leave it to the French to come-up with a kinder and gentler way to enforce their COVID-19 Universal Masking Mandate. | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2580 | Their non-verbal communication is just not good enough! | 1.1944 | 0.04643 | 108 | 91 | 13 | 4 |
2581 | It's ok, they aren't really doing this | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2582 | I feel invisible around you. | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2583 | Not touching. Can't. Get. Mad. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2584 | They're with MMMP: Marceau's Malignant Mole Patrol. | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2585 | The beauty police provide helpful tips on fillers-street side | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2586 | This looks like a lot of senseless double miming to me! | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2587 | I’m not good at charades, but I think they’re giving us the evil eye. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2588 | Sorry , I think we have to stop seeing each other. Trying to communicate with you is becoming far too literally like walking into a mime field. Tic Tic Boom, good-bye. | 1.1942 | 0.05354 | 103 | 90 | 6 | 7 |
2589 | How did this guy on my left get inside the glass box? | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2590 | I see you feel strongly about this. | 1.1942 | 0.04986 | 103 | 88 | 10 | 5 |
2591 | They're mime muggers. Just give them your wallet and don't say a word. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2592 | I think she and her friend are statues because they aren't cracking a smile and don't seem to be alarmed. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2593 | Don’t move ! They might get agitated and attack! | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2594 | See, Jeanette, I told you to dress for the occasion.” | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2595 | And I thought the James Corden flashmob was annoying. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2596 | Mime meme molestation | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2597 | I'm going to join them and find my voice. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2598 | No, no this is not the audition … he’s your real boyfriend. | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2599 | I think it's the booger patrol. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2600 | Can they help me fake an orgasm with you | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2601 | I took a chance; you sounded ‘normal’ on the phone. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2602 | The Mime’s have it. We’re breaking up. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2603 | My friends? They said nothing. | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2604 | It's a new trend - Mime mugging | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2605 | I told you I hated mime games. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2606 | They are claiming you have culturally appropriated their eye makeup | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2607 | Ignore them . . . they don't know what they're talking about! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2608 | People tend to laugh in my face | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2609 | So Marcel Marceau was your grandfather? | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2610 | Excuse me, but do you speak mime? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2611 | When Harry Met Sally...and her Brothers. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2612 | It’s awfully quiet around here. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2613 | Harold,if we survive this mugging by these mimes,promise me,we must never mention a word of it. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2614 | I don't understand what they're trying to tell me. I don't speak French. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2615 | I ran out of face masks, they are miming one for me. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2616 | Don't resist, lady. Give them your imaginary jewelry! | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2617 | Why couldn’t you just ask me yourself to marry you? | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2618 | I get it. What’s so special about me that made you leave the street mimes? | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2619 | Just give me a damn tissue! | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2620 | Quick, get the box ! | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
2621 | Don’t mime me” | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2622 | You see me in your future, but I don't see you in mime. | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
2623 | Damn it! I shouldn't have said "no" to being innoculated against creepy mime disease. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2624 | No more medical marijuana for me! | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2625 | The doctor recommended them. He said they'll help the problems I've been having with my box. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2626 | They will mime you until you react . Try biting them . | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2627 | No. I asked for an example of a meme." | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2628 | They think I'm a person of interest. | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2629 | Honey, I think he means we won't let her out of this glass box until you give us your money and watch | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2630 | When mematic preposals game vrong. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2631 | Ugh. Why can’t they mime their own business? | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2632 | How do you mime, "Get a life!" | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2633 | Don't just stand there, use your French! | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2634 | Welcome to Montreal. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2635 | Get these French faggots away from me | 1.1923 | 0.05306 | 104 | 91 | 6 | 7 |
2636 | Yours, mime and ours? | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2637 | Your friends or mime? | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2638 | Look, just relax. It's simply a state of mime. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2639 | It's only the beginning Karen | 1.1923 | 0.05127 | 104 | 90 | 8 | 6 |
2640 | Should I have heard of you before? | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2641 | I hired male performers for my bachelorette party, but I didn’t specify what kind of performers. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2642 | They offered a vow of consonance. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2643 | Would you like me to translate or was it pretty obvious? | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2644 | Two maquilleurs? How prodigal! | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2645 | Apparently, they're saying that my stiff expression suggests I've been listening to you say nothing of substance for way too long. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2646 | This isn't what I meant when I asked for you to tell me how you feel | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2647 | OK: So I may have gone a little overboard with the sunblock | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2648 | Read the body language, Phil. I’m not coming up to your apartment. | 1.1917 | 0.04150 | 120 | 100 | 17 | 3 |
2649 | Two incels encountering their first woman . | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2650 | I told you the plastic surgery was worth it. Even the experts can’t detect an expression. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2651 | The only known drawing of a conversion in process. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2652 | Yeah, but sweetie, I really didn't ask to be in this little vignette or play or whatever. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2653 | I never knew Marcel Marceau had a twin brother | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2654 | Don't worry, it will be OK as long as you stay in the glass box. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2655 | I thought the third one was supposed to be ‘hear no evil’ | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2656 | They are dermatologists, and yes I have a zit. | 1.1913 | 0.04604 | 115 | 98 | 12 | 5 |
2657 | I have incurable mimes. | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
2658 | You're always trying to box me in. | 1.1913 | 0.04767 | 115 | 99 | 10 | 6 |
2659 | I think I’m safe for now until they figure out how to open the box but get help sooner than later. | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
2660 | You wouldn’t have any suggestions on how to mime that this is my real turned-up nose, not like their phony white complexions, would you? | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
2661 | I told you, Gregg, if you can't say it, you can't play it. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2662 | I didn't tip, so they're giving me the silent treatment. | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2663 | We can always claim self-defense. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2664 | These guys can sniff out a Bard alum at 50 yards. Just play along. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2665 | I'd rather just get mugged. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2666 | They don't seem to acknowledge my invisible glass box. | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2667 | They're here to make sure I don't go within 500 feet of a school. | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2668 | Honey, you're just not taking our communication issues seriously. | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2669 | Is there something in my teeth? | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2670 | Extreme shyness trying to get attention. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2671 | Looks like you have mime disease | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2672 | It's been great speaking with you. | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2673 | Jim,I thought they were supposed to be stuck in boxes. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2674 | A new pandemic? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2675 | What makes you think I'm giving you the silent treatment? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2676 | Don't put me in a box. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2677 | They’re scared of you without your mask. | 1.1905 | 0.03851 | 105 | 85 | 20 | 0 |
2678 | I think I prefer the Metaverse to the Mimaverse. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2679 | How do you say, "Stop doing that in mime?" | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2680 | Bob soon realized his wife was capable of murder. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2681 | George, do something. This is a night mimeory. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2682 | You don't wana look at what he's not 'sayin' ! | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2683 | my last two brain cells when i'm trying to have a conversation: | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2684 | I’m sorry David, but your actions speak louder than words. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2685 | If we're going to keep dating you should probably know that I don't support the troupes. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2686 | I cheated on you in Paris | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2687 | Yikes. The labor shortage has gotten reeeaaaally serious! | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2688 | Reasons to hit the winery: mimery | 1.1900 | 0.04069 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2689 | This is definitely the way to see Paris. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2690 | Never mind what they don't say-- we need to talk. | 1.1897 | 0.04729 | 116 | 100 | 10 | 6 |
2691 | Why don't you guys mime your own business? | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2692 | I bet Madame La Farge never had to cope with this. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2693 | Two characters in search of each other | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2694 | So...they're thinking outside of the box that they created? | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2695 | Tell them that a mime is a terrible thing to waste on me! | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2696 | So you’re trying to tell me he’s a catch? | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2697 | I think next time, I won't ask for directions. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2698 | I said we should "mine" our Bitcoin. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2699 | I can’t get her attention either! | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2700 | They misunderstood when you said you'd be putting memes up on Twitter. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2701 | Poker face by Lady Gaga! | 1.1895 | 0.05247 | 95 | 82 | 8 | 5 |
2702 | Mime # 1 : " 'E wants to Kiss you on zee lips..." Mime # 2 : " Non ! Not wizout zee mask " | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2703 | I thought you were mime--er, I mean, mine. | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2704 | I said I was in the mood for some MEMES. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2705 | I didn't know what to say, so... | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2706 | (Yes I will marry you.) | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2707 | they say unless your vaccinated, you must wear a face shield or a mask | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2708 | Nontraditional dermatologists. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2709 | Would you do me a favor and put these guys in a box? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2710 | They say that, unless you have proof of vaccination, they're building 'the box!' | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2711 | you have something in your left nostril that is grossing me out | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2712 | I wish I WAS in a box | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2713 | I said need more time Greg…more time. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2714 | Don't just stand there Kevin ..do something! | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2715 | Once you've been a mime you just can't shake the aura. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2716 | They're not mime | 1.1889 | 0.04578 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2717 | At least they're not talkin' smack about me. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2718 | There’s been a glitch with my FaceTime app. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2719 | "Could it be that they're even more annoying in real life?" | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2720 | Dermatological mimes | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2721 | They can't get it open and I can't get out- please call the fire department. Their invisible box won't unlock. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2722 | My performance art will be swinging my purse." | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2723 | I'm sad because you don't talk to me anymore. | 1.1887 | 0.04854 | 106 | 91 | 10 | 5 |
2724 | Honey, remember that time when I called you annoying and you asked define annoying? | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2725 | It’s ok, they’re sanitized. | 1.1887 | 0.04854 | 106 | 91 | 10 | 5 |
2726 | Well, yeah. He's hard to read. | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2727 | You could of just told me yourself that I've got something on my face." | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2728 | I remember the silent treatment being less intrusive. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2729 | You would tell me if people were talking about my zit, right? | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2730 | Don't say it, don't even think it. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2731 | They’re giving me make-up tips in mime. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2732 | Don't ever go to the Mime School of Dermatology to have them look at a mole... | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2733 | Get the gun. I'm rethinking the whole, "a mime is a terrible thing to waste" thing. | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
2734 | Sorry. I don't do FaceMime. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2735 | Well, can you tell I got a nose job or not? | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2736 | Making a Mime -Meme | 1.1881 | 0.05017 | 101 | 87 | 9 | 5 |
2737 | Apparently there's only one mime-sign for 'vow' whether it's of silence or marriage, so now they think we're all married. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2738 | You forgot our anniversary. How many hints do you need? | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2739 | I think this neighborhood has gotten too trendy. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
2740 | I am starting to understand why mask wearing is way up since the city began its mime-shaming program. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2741 | Does this mean we'll split the tab four ways? | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2742 | There is no class today! | 1.1880 | 0.04691 | 117 | 101 | 10 | 6 |
2743 | Dana, Dana bobana Banana fana fofana Fee fi momana Dana! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2744 | Do you always French on the first date? | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2745 | Quick! I really need this box. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2746 | Couldn't get a sitter so my mimes had to come with. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2747 | I just tested positive for the coronavirus infection and if you touch me again I will breathe heavily and non-stop and on both of you. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2748 | Ze, makeup needs to be fixed before you speak with him! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2749 | You said that this was a quiet town where the neighbors would keep to themselves. | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
2750 | Could you please mime your own business | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2751 | My blind date escape hatch mime posse says my phone's ringing that I gotta go. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2752 | The menu’s all in French. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2753 | Roger, there are just too many walls between us. | 1.1875 | 0.04391 | 80 | 65 | 15 | 0 |