Contest #782


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782

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Just pretend to give them your wallet.”
  2. “You had to insist on a quiet neighborhood.”
  3. “No, it is not better than being broken up with in a text.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-11-28T19:25:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-12-12T19:26:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-12-06T19:26:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 13, 2021
Number of captions 4389
Number of responses 682543
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I really don't need two more men in my life who never talk. 1.7396 0.01361 3445 1667 1009 769
1 I won them at a silent auction. 1.7316 0.01143 4560 2134 1516 910
2 Just tell me. I’m not a mime reader. 1.7247 0.01511 2572 1206 868 498
3 They're French mimes. I can't understand a word they're saying. 1.7200 0.01819 1857 903 571 383
4 This is why I hate asking for directions in Paris. 1.7169 0.01199 4030 1900 1371 759
5 Are you just going to stand there and let them do unspeakable things to me? 1.7136 0.01493 2898 1470 788 640
6 How can you just stand there and watch them do unspeakable things to me? 1.7080 0.01448 3065 1563 834 668
7 Ok, you win, there are more annoying people than you. 1.7034 0.01193 4238 2097 1303 838
8 Hand me my imaginary pepper spray. 1.6986 0.01333 3105 1465 1111 529
9 Just pretend to give them your wallet. 1.6973 0.01166 4185 2016 1420 749
10 You see them too, right?" 1.6864 0.01337 3001 1423 1096 482
11 Don't just stand there. Gesture for help. 1.6852 0.01412 2894 1433 939 522
12 Pretend to give them a dollar. 1.6838 0.01183 4000 1952 1361 687
13 Memes, Harold. I said I like memes. 1.6724 0.01355 3129 1579 996 554
14 If you don't say anything, you'll just encourage them. 1.6715 0.01709 1939 972 632 335
15 If you pretend your finger is a gun I think we can scare them off. 1.6713 0.01400 2887 1447 942 498
16 Why can't men just say what they want? 1.6713 0.01886 1667 858 499 310
17 I’ve stumbled into a mime field. 1.6712 0.01690 1913 940 662 311
18 Pretty sure I said French wines. 1.6696 0.01211 3922 1989 1240 693
19 It's mimesplaining, and it's offensive. 1.6690 0.01420 2915 1499 882 534
20 No, I said two MINDS are better than one... 1.6681 0.02031 1434 741 428 265
21 Don't just stand there. Pretend to call 911. 1.6643 0.01270 3399 1693 1154 552
22 I've walked into a mime field. 1.6562 0.01544 2356 1206 754 396
23 You had to insist on a quiet neighborhood. 1.6561 0.01485 2440 1220 839 381
24 OK, You are not the most annoying person that I have ever met. 1.6558 0.01526 2475 1286 755 434
25 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! 1.6494 0.01417 3140 1733 775 632
26 ______________ 1.6459 0.01457 2988 1664 718 606
27 They're still there, aren't they. 1.6456 0.01407 3090 1686 813 591
28 Next time YOU ask for the directions! 1.6439 0.01696 1929 1001 614 314
29 Don't move, apparently we're in a mime field. 1.6328 0.01504 2631 1443 711 477
30 The one time you stop to ask for directions. 1.6311 0.01973 1445 771 436 238
31 Don't just stand there, throw me an imaginary rope 1.6263 0.01479 2261 1139 828 294
32 My heart says “yes”, but my mimes say “no”. 1.6256 0.01547 2230 1169 727 334
33 Memes. I said I loved memes. 1.6249 0.01669 2053 1116 591 346
34 You're standing on their rope. 1.6249 0.01562 2170 1134 716 320
35 The Marceau variant is here. 1.6213 0.02317 1125 633 285 207
36 Paris mugging are different than in New York. 1.6211 0.02153 1222 665 355 202
37 Couldn't you have done this on one knee in a restaurant, like everybody else? 1.6116 0.01777 1828 1020 498 310
38 I’m not a mime reader, Jerry. 1.6109 0.01794 1758 972 498 288
39 The city has to do something about the sudden rise in mime. 1.6065 0.01844 1639 906 472 261
40 Give them one of those gestures you use in traffic. 1.6064 0.01743 1725 925 554 246
41 Hand me a gun with a silencer. 1.6032 0.02167 1202 672 335 195
42 The New York Survival Guide says to ignore them. 1.6021 0.01782 1601 852 534 215
43 I sure hope they don't go for the juggler. 1.6009 0.02076 1521 923 282 316
44 Even if you fancy it up, John, it's still mansplaining. 1.6002 0.02346 993 549 292 152
45 I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I have mime disease. 1.5995 0.02171 1166 647 339 180
46 I think you're on mute 1.5984 0.01892 1509 832 451 226
47 ‘’___-___.” “-___,___.” 1.5981 0.02024 1448 837 356 255
48 ………… 1.5960 0.02191 1235 716 302 217
49 We need to talk. 1.5899 0.01942 1324 723 425 176
50 They're driving me up an imaginary wall 1.5855 0.02040 1252 693 385 174
51 Where’s an invisible wall when you really need one. 1.5839 0.02256 1031 574 312 145
52 I miss the old days when we used to just get mugged. 1.5800 0.02126 1131 626 354 151
53 They are doing unspeakable things to me 1.5798 0.02181 1166 671 314 181
54 I'll say this: they are getting creative with reaching me about my car's extended warranty. 1.5785 0.02290 1089 637 274 178
55 I told you not to ask for directions. 1.5761 0.02129 1090 598 356 136
56 Don't listen to them. 1.5731 0.02277 1040 597 290 153
57 It's not you, honey. Every city has experienced a rise in street mime. 1.5714 0.02333 994 573 274 147
58 I'll be glad when we to move to a neighborhood with a lower mime rate. 1.5710 0.02303 1028 595 279 154
59 It’s like walking through a mime field 1.5705 0.02223 1036 583 315 138
60 I still can't believe you outsourced the silent treatment. 1.5676 0.02987 629 371 159 99
61 We’re not on speaking terms 1.5675 0.02355 934 531 276 127
62 Really? This is our quiet evening together? 1.5671 0.02349 947 541 275 131
63 I thought you said pickpockets were the worst thing we'd have to deal with. 1.5647 0.02235 974 541 316 117
64 Honey, can we ask someone else for directions! 1.5600 0.02540 866 516 215 135
65 Evidently, mum's the word. 1.5597 0.02610 863 527 189 147
66 Yes of course, that goes without saying. 1.5590 0.02421 882 518 239 125
67 You have to unmute yourself. 1.5589 0.02540 857 509 217 131
68 - - - 1.5560 0.02868 696 422 161 113
69 Mind throwing me a pretend rope and pulling me out of this? 1.5557 0.02482 826 475 243 108
70 Let's just end this whole charade. 1.5537 0.02392 800 441 275 84
71 This might actually be worse than a mugging. 1.5537 0.02241 912 503 313 96
72 Are you going to just stand there and say nothing? 1.5527 0.02408 863 495 259 109
73 Please ask them to mime their own business. 1.5525 0.02581 847 513 200 134
74 . …. 1.5511 0.02744 773 476 168 129
75 I wish they would just mime their own business. 1.5506 0.02445 830 476 251 103
76 Well, at least SOMEONE is interested in communicating! 1.5505 0.02501 792 454 240 98
77 I said I wanted a man who could show me a good TIME! 1.5495 0.02628 757 445 208 104
78 Apparently a piano is falling from the roof and is about to flatten you. 1.5477 0.02600 745 432 218 95
79 Is this your way of giving me the silent treatment? 1.5474 0.02600 718 410 223 85
80 Why are they shouting? 1.5471 0.02537 775 448 230 97
81 No Robert, I said I liked french Wines. 1.5453 0.02606 761 448 211 102
82 I guess I'm getting the silent treatment. 1.5435 0.02508 771 443 237 91
83 Mind tossing me an imaginary rope and pulling me out of this? 1.5420 0.02584 738 428 220 90
84 Don’t just stand there, gesticulate something! 1.5407 0.02610 712 411 217 84
85 Oh Frank, when will we end this charade? 1.5399 0.02683 715 424 196 95
86 Just tell them to mime their own business. 1.5393 0.03327 471 281 126 64
87 Do something. They're robbing me of my sense of humor. 1.5387 0.02807 659 393 177 89
88 I didn’t understand a word they didn’t say. 1.5374 0.02624 696 402 214 80
89 Can't you even PRETEND to help me? 1.5351 0.02626 712 417 209 86
90 Do you have a can of Mime-B-Gone? 1.5350 0.02852 658 400 164 94
91 Truth is, my whole life is a charade 1.5343 0.02717 642 371 199 72
92 Might as well enjoy it,dear-a mime is a terrible thing to waste. 1.5327 0.02679 704 419 195 90
93 It was your idea to ask for directions… 1.5305 0.02718 656 385 194 77
94 I think I asked the wrong people for directions! 1.5301 0.02702 664 390 196 78
95 Could you act like you're giving them a dollar? 1.5295 0.02794 610 356 185 69
96 Jesus, Fred, help me. This is worse than playing charades with your mother. 1.5295 0.02811 627 372 178 77
97 My emotional support mimes don't think I should invite you up for a drink. 1.5284 0.02876 668 416 151 101
98 I told you we were entering a mime field, but you insisted it was fine. 1.5280 0.02809 625 371 178 76
99 I really wish you would just text me. 1.5273 0.02888 605 363 165 77
100 Could you call Mime-1-1, please? 1.5266 0.02990 583 355 149 79
101 You're still muted! 1.5251 0.02846 617 370 170 77
102 And I thought a text was the worst way to break up with someone. 1.5244 0.02992 595 367 144 84
103 See honey, I told you that sending the kids to boarding school in France was a bad idea 1.5240 0.02758 624 367 187 70
104 Quick, make a box. mimes can't escape invisible boxes. 1.5238 0.02951 588 357 154 77
105 Why can't I just get mugged like everyone else? 1.5234 0.02786 598 349 185 64
106 Don't you think you're taking this silent treatment a bit far? 1.5215 0.02786 604 355 183 66
107 At least they make an effort to communicate. 1.5210 0.02879 572 343 162 67
108 No, it is not better than being broken up with in a text. 1.5206 0.02966 607 377 144 86
109 I think I'd prefer to just get yelled at for not wearing a mask. 1.5196 0.03430 433 264 113 56
110 I've had it with this charade. 1.5184 0.02915 571 342 162 67
111 I said send me a meme. 1.5163 0.03063 521 314 145 62
112 You're seeing other people?” 1.5147 0.03104 509 308 140 61
113 When will they learn, mime doesn't pay. 1.5139 0.03100 539 334 133 72
114 Again with the silent treatment? 1.5125 0.03063 521 316 143 62
115 Alright, I get it. Never ask a mime for directions. 1.5124 0.03018 523 314 150 59
116 Words fail me. 1.5116 0.03040 518 312 147 59
117 It's over Ralph, and yes, I'm making a scene. 1.5103 0.03003 535 324 149 62
118 They don't want to talk about it and neither do I. 1.5095 0.03092 528 326 135 67
119 Just our luck to get caught in a mime-field! 1.5090 0.02955 554 344 141 69
120 But I don't understand French. 1.5069 0.03126 507 312 133 62
121 How can you let them talk to me this way? 1.5061 0.03264 494 312 114 68
122 Can you pretend to do something? 1.5049 0.03092 509 312 137 60
123 I think I still prefer mansplaining to mimesplaining 1.5038 0.03050 524 322 140 62
124 Memes. I said memes. 1.5035 0.04098 284 173 79 32
125 You know, I really wish they DIDN'T have the right to remain silent. 1.5022 0.03176 454 273 134 47
126 You're the one who said we should ask for directions 1.5021 0.03254 478 299 118 61
127 The collective noun for a group of mimes? An annoyance." 1.5011 0.03369 449 282 109 58
128 Let me get this straight: you love me beyond words. So you hired these guys? 1.5010 0.03058 511 313 140 58
129 Well, at least SOMEONE is trying to communicate! 1.5000 0.03341 454 285 111 58
130 He's making a mute point. 1.5000 0.03084 488 296 140 52
131 Don’t just stand there, mime 911 1.4990 0.03043 523 323 139 61
132 Why can't you just propose like a normal person. 1.4990 0.03093 489 298 138 53
133 Just give them invisible money and they'll move on! 1.4989 0.03069 457 275 138 44
134 They understand international language. Give them the finger….. 1.4969 0.03189 491 308 122 61
135 Enough of the silent treatment already. 1.4957 0.03076 462 276 143 43
136 Oh, Mr. Passive Aggressive wouldn't point out my pimple himself. 1.4956 0.03318 458 289 111 58
137 Better give them your imaginary wallet. 1.4956 0.03186 458 280 129 49
138 Tell me you can see them too 1.4956 0.03202 452 276 128 48
139 And you said no one would notice my pimple. 1.4950 0.03126 503 322 116 65
140 Harry, how dare you just stand there and let them not say that to me?! 1.4948 0.03177 477 296 126 55
141 Doug, please tell these guys to mime their own business 1.4947 0.03249 471 296 117 58
142 Don’t just stand there—break the glass and help me out! 1.4931 0.03271 436 268 121 47
143 I brought you back a couple things from France. 1.4925 0.03073 469 283 141 45
144 It’s okay. They’re friends of mime. 1.4921 0.03207 445 272 127 46
145 You can use that finger gun any time now! 1.4921 0.03260 441 272 121 48
146 Not what I meant by a quiet evening. 1.4905 0.03098 473 289 136 48
147 Always sad to see young people turn to a life of mime. 1.4899 0.03289 447 280 115 52
148 I feel like we need to talk. 1.4899 0.03243 447 277 121 49
149 If I kill them, will they make a sound? 1.4895 0.03078 474 289 138 47
150 No, Jacques, I said I liked memes! 1.4890 0.03376 409 253 112 44
151 …. !” ”’….! 1.4882 0.03339 424 264 113 47
152 We talked about this and I told you, I don't like mime games. 1.4878 0.03217 449 278 123 48
153 Not what I had in mind when I said I didn't want to talk about it. 1.4871 0.03333 425 265 113 47
154 This place is a mimefield. 1.4869 0.03094 458 278 137 43
155 Just give them an imaginary dollar and they will leave you alone. 1.4859 0.03192 426 258 129 39
156 Remember when I promised payback for the mariachi band serenade? 1.4858 0.03388 424 268 106 50
157 The cop said they have the right to remain silent. 1.4854 0.03269 445 279 116 50
158 This may sound crazy, but I kind of miss quarantine 1.4854 0.03352 410 254 113 43
159 Really? Mimesplaining? 1.4851 0.03541 435 288 83 64
160 So, you're still giving me the silent treatment? 1.4844 0.03175 448 276 127 45
161 This is NOT what I had in mind when you said you wanted to do unspeakable things to me. 1.4835 0.03711 393 260 76 57
162 I don't think this is what our marriage counselor meant when she said we needed to work on our non-verbal communication. 1.4815 0.03518 378 237 100 41
163 I think one is trying to tell me I’m standing on his foot and the other one wants a cute nose like mine! 1.4814 0.03412 403 253 106 44
164 words can't express how annoying these guys are 1.4796 0.03593 392 254 88 50
165 It’s a mute point. 1.4792 0.03243 432 269 119 44
166 Don’t just stand there, say nothing! 1.4783 0.03220 414 253 124 37
167 I think we should talk. 1.4781 0.03432 366 224 109 33
168 Maybe we should ask someone ELSE for directions.... 1.4780 0.03515 387 246 97 44
169 Really, Bob? The silent treatment? 1.4778 0.03434 427 277 96 54
170 Can you pretend to tip them." 1.4775 0.03484 377 236 102 39
171 Larry, I understand that it is hard to find the right words, but this is a really lousy way to break up with me. 1.4774 0.03372 421 268 105 48
172 Thank God -- you see them too. 1.4769 0.03588 390 253 88 49
173 I am speechless 1.4745 0.03572 373 238 93 42
174 Well, don’t just stand there – call Mime-1-1. 1.4734 0.03649 376 245 84 47
175 Just use your words, Dave. 1.4714 0.03542 350 218 99 33
176 Just be thankful they're not pointing at your pants. 1.4709 0.03783 361 239 74 48
177 You know, there's no stopping YOU from saying something here. 1.4709 0.03373 412 263 104 45
178 Don't worry, honey, you have the right to remain silent. 1.4707 0.03323 376 230 115 31
179 Words can't describe what I'm feeling right now. 1.4704 0.03558 372 238 93 41
180 Ron, please give them what they want so that I can escape from this glass box. 1.4700 0.03429 400 256 100 44
181 I'm not totally sure, but I think they want your wallet 1.4694 0.03559 360 228 95 37
182 Toss me your imaginary handgun. 1.4688 0.03388 369 228 109 32
183 You should keep your distance, I have mime disease. 1.4687 0.03798 335 217 79 39
184 Shouldn’t you at least pretend to defend me? 1.4684 0.03401 380 238 106 36
185 I swear, this is the last time I ask strangers for directions... 1.4680 0.03565 359 228 94 37
186 Are you done giving me the silent treatment? 1.4678 0.04301 233 145 67 21
187 Watch these guys. You might pick up some communication skills. 1.4677 0.03433 372 233 104 35
188 Can we talk? 1.4667 0.03433 345 211 107 27
189 They are miming, "He's never going to marry you." 1.4658 0.03501 365 231 98 36
190 Use your words. 1.4655 0.03620 333 209 93 31
191 I've been meaning to introduce you to my silent partners. 1.4648 0.03594 355 227 91 37
192 I think they're trying to tell you that you have spinach in your teeth. 1.4642 0.03461 377 240 99 38
193 It’s not you, it’s the mimes. 1.4632 0.03966 367 257 50 60
194 I thought you said we would have a meeting of the minds 1.4623 0.03793 318 204 81 33
195 They want me to think inside the box. 1.4622 0.03583 344 218 93 33
196 Yes, it's still mansplaining. 1.4618 0.03755 340 222 79 39
197 Look Sally - they're trying to tell you something. I wish we knew French. 1.4615 0.03863 338 225 70 43
198 I’m tired of these charades. 1.4613 0.03571 336 211 95 30
199 Who said “two mimes are better than one”? 1.4613 0.03632 336 216 86 34
200 I've had it with them; they have nothing to say. 1.4604 0.03533 341 214 97 30
201 I'm getting the silent treatment. 1.4599 0.03732 337 219 81 37
202 Still giving me the silent treatment, are you? 1.4594 0.03723 320 204 85 31
203 Frankly, I'm of two mimes about you." 1.4586 0.03747 338 221 79 38
204 I should probably introduce you to my silent partners. 1.4586 0.03676 338 218 85 35
205 OK, next time we get lost, you ask for directions! 1.4585 0.03629 325 205 91 29
206 You could have just broken up with me with a text. 1.4572 0.03547 339 214 95 30
207 It’s not you, I just feel boxed in. 1.4569 0.03529 348 221 95 32
208 I wish they'd just mime their own business. 1.4568 0.03890 324 215 70 39
209 I think this silent treatment thing has gone on too long. 1.4563 0.03976 320 215 64 41
210 My therapist calls it the silent treatment. 1.4562 0.03756 331 216 79 36
211 I'm not sure yet....it's either about the Duality of Man or I'm getting mugged. 1.4560 0.03685 318 202 87 29
212 I think they are telling me I shouldn't date a guy with a man-purse. 1.4558 0.03519 362 233 93 36
213 And you said nobody would notice this pimple! 1.4543 0.03979 317 213 64 40
214 This is why I wanted to go to Italy, but would you listen to me? No. 1.4534 0.03852 311 203 75 33
215 ‘You know how much I hate the silent treatment.’ 1.4532 0.03631 331 212 88 31
216 In retrospect, it does seem more likely that you asked me to pick up The Times on the way home. 1.4526 0.03511 369 240 91 38
217 I really miss the social distancing guidelines 1.4519 0.03843 312 204 75 33
218 I said I didn’t want to talk about it. 1.4519 0.03491 343 217 97 29
219 Oh no, can you see them too? 1.4516 0.03743 341 226 76 39
220 Well yes, technically I did say don't ever "speak" to me again. 1.4515 0.03714 330 215 81 34
221 Even they can say it to my face. 1.4514 0.03594 319 201 92 26
222 It’s nothing you’ve done, Roger. I just need to be around people who can communicate their feelings. 1.4513 0.03933 308 204 69 35
223 Help me get them into the glass box. 1.4509 0.03588 346 224 88 34
224 I'm sorry it ended this way John, you know I was never good with words. 1.4498 0.03896 309 204 71 34
225 They’re worried you’re going to do unspeakable things to me. 1.4498 0.03759 309 199 81 29
226 Does this mean we're not talking? 1.4497 0.03736 318 206 81 31
227 Will you please explain to them that harassment can also be non-verbal? 1.4497 0.03739 298 189 84 25
228 Walking through a mime field. 1.4490 0.03586 343 222 88 33
229 Seriously, I can't keep up this charade any longer. 1.4488 0.03783 303 195 80 28
230 I’m at a loss for words. 1.4487 0.03814 312 204 76 32
231 I said, "do you MIND" 1.4487 0.03833 341 231 67 43
232 I think they want you to put on your mask. 1.4485 0.03682 301 190 87 24
233 I keep telling them I don’t speak French. 1.4483 0.04024 290 192 66 32
234 No, seriously! I was jus walking down the street and miming my own business! 1.4462 0.03702 325 212 81 32
235 I would have preferred a traditional engagement proposal. 1.4459 0.03849 305 200 74 31
236 The crime here is unspeakable. 1.4452 0.03649 310 200 83 27
237 MINE! I said would you be mine? 1.4451 0.03672 319 206 84 29
238 I think it's something about your vehicle's extended warranty. 1.4448 0.04046 299 202 61 36
239 It appears we’ve reached a meeting of the mimes. 1.4437 0.04015 302 204 62 36
240 If I'm interpreting this mugging correctly, if you hand over your wallet they'll stop annoying us. 1.4437 0.03790 302 196 78 28
241 Autocorrect signed me up for Amazon Mime. 1.4436 0.03836 275 182 67 26
242 Can you pretend to be a strong wind? 1.4434 0.03858 327 221 67 39
243 Just tell me what you’re thinking—I’m not a mime reader. 1.4423 0.04022 312 214 58 40
244 I think I'd prefer getting mugged. 1.4422 0.03740 294 188 82 24
245 Meet my husband,he too is unable to communicate clearly 1.4420 0.04296 276 190 50 36
246 If this is a proposal, that's gonna be a 'no' from me, Doug. 1.4419 0.04024 301 204 61 36
247 At least they're not clowns. 1.4405 0.04501 227 151 52 24
248 My pantomime is rusty,but I think for 10 Euros we get directions to our hotel,for 20 we get your wallet back. 1.4403 0.04048 293 198 61 34
249 What’s “bug off” in mime? 1.4391 0.03783 312 206 75 31
250 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.4387 0.03773 310 204 76 30
251 Call Mime-1-1 1.4386 0.04072 285 192 61 32
252 I miss the days of masks and social distancing 1.4385 0.03882 301 200 70 31
253 Make a finger gun, would ya? 1.4381 0.03599 331 216 85 30
254 What’s the mime version of “Fuck off” 1.4380 0.04128 274 184 60 30
255 You said you wanted to have a quiet evening. 1.4377 0.04023 265 173 68 24
256 Jane, I think there's a piece of lettuce caught in your teeth. 1.4377 0.03854 313 210 69 34
257 I think they’re trying to tell me something. 1.4377 0.03746 313 206 77 30
258 So now you're giving me the silent treatment? 1.4369 0.03746 293 189 80 24
259 It's far less annoying in Paris. 1.4367 0.03654 300 192 85 23
260 So, this is your idea of the silent treatment? 1.4366 0.04025 268 176 67 25
261 I really miss social distancing. 1.4364 0.04008 291 196 63 32
262 Get help. I'm trapped in a mimefield. 1.4364 0.03949 291 194 67 30
263 Hand me the invisible pepper spray. 1.4364 0.03985 275 181 68 26
264 I miss the muggers. 1.4364 0.03849 275 177 76 22
265 I’m still trying to cancel my subscription to the New York Mimes. 1.4343 0.04126 274 185 59 30
266 No, I said in my profile that I enjoy “memes”. 1.4337 0.03806 309 206 72 31
267 I wish you'd mime your own business! 1.4324 0.03686 296 191 82 23
268 I swear,honey. Next time you better be the one to ask for directions. 1.4324 0.04335 259 178 50 31
269 Do I give them my real wallet or an imaginary one? 1.4323 0.03937 266 183 55 28
270 Would you at least mimic a rescue? 1.4321 0.03862 287 189 72 26
271 All right! I'll get vaccinated! 1.4319 0.04071 257 169 65 23
272 Here you go again expecting me to read your mimes. 1.4312 0.03904 276 181 71 24
273 It was fun for a couple blocks, but I feel like I hit a wall. 1.4310 0.03916 297 200 66 31
274 Yes, I tested positive for Mime Disease. How did you know? 1.4309 0.03765 304 201 75 28
275 They say you should take the Green Line from downtown, Get off at 33rd St. If you get to Grand Central, you've gone too far. 1.4307 0.04169 267 181 57 29
276 Well, you said your family were characters. 1.4307 0.03958 274 181 68 25
277 Do something. A mime is a terrible thing to waste. 1.4301 0.04005 279 187 64 28
278 The mimes seem to be telling us that ‘We need to talk’ and that ‘We should see other people.’ 1.4297 0.04265 256 174 54 28
279 One pimple and everybody's a judge 1.4297 0.04146 263 177 59 27
280 I asked for 2 DIMES! I need to feed the parking meter. 1.4296 0.03791 277 179 77 21
281 Worst birthday present ever, John. 1.4296 0.04015 284 192 62 30
282 Humoring them only makes it worse. 1.4286 0.04006 266 176 66 24
283 It's something about a falling brick. 1.4280 0.03918 271 178 70 23
284 Great. Now there’s two more people who won’t talk to me. 1.4275 0.03902 262 170 72 20
285 I made the mistake of asking for directions. 1.4269 0.03923 260 169 71 20
286 Next time: Say it with flowers. 1.4269 0.03998 253 165 68 20
287 Enough, Paul. It's time we ended this little charade. 1.4259 0.04065 270 182 61 27
288 Why can't you just tell me? 1.4258 0.04079 256 170 63 23
289 Well, things in Paris seem back to normal. 1.4254 0.03912 268 176 70 22
290 You’re right, I said I wanted a quiet night. 1.4252 0.04063 254 168 64 22
291 Don't make me say it. 1.4251 0.04262 247 167 55 25
292 What are they not trying to tell me? 1.4245 0.04044 278 189 60 29
293 Sorry, still on mute. 1.4240 0.03863 283 188 70 25
294 Can we just not talk about it ? 1.4235 0.04126 255 171 60 24
295 You clearly upset them. They appear to be screaming. 1.4231 0.03995 260 172 66 22
296 I hope you're not counting on a second date. 1.4224 0.04021 277 188 61 28
297 These are the brothers who I'm not on speaking terms with. 1.4221 0.03812 263 170 75 18
298 I only dated them because I thought they'd be good listeners. 1.4211 0.03893 266 175 70 21
299 I don't have to stand here and listen to this. 1.4202 0.04282 257 178 50 29
300 John, please tell them to mime their own business. 1.4202 0.04764 188 126 45 17
301 I'm getting some non-verbal clues that you may not be right for me. 1.4199 0.03913 281 189 66 26
302 Let's give them some invisible money and make them go away. 1.4196 0.03892 255 166 71 18
303 There are no words to describe how I feel right now. 1.4191 0.04046 241 158 65 18
304 Don't worry, they're not talking about you. 1.4189 0.03974 265 177 65 23
305 I would 'just keep walking,' except they put up some kind of invisible wall. 1.4188 0.04083 277 191 56 30
306 I think it's time to click the unmute button! 1.4187 0.03862 246 158 73 15
307 Just give them the silent treatment 1.4186 0.04197 258 177 54 27
308 I'd like you to meet my two friends. I haven't heard from them in years. 1.4186 0.04051 258 173 62 23
309 I'm about ready to give them some nonverbal communication. 1.4185 0.04160 270 187 53 30
310 Oh joy, you can see them too. 1.4183 0.03847 263 172 72 19
311 And you said I was overreacting when I said that I feel invisible. 1.4183 0.04138 263 180 56 27
312 You said " it looks fine - no one will notice" 1.4176 0.04161 261 179 55 27
313 Rhymes with nose? 1.4174 0.04290 230 157 51 22
314 Please tell them I don't speak French,I'm not into inappropriate touching,and I'm going to kick them in the nuts at the count of three. 1.4167 0.04305 252 175 49 28
315 Aren't you going to say anything? 1.4163 0.04139 233 154 61 18
316 As usual, expecting me to read your mime. 1.4153 0.04242 248 170 53 25
317 Pretend to help me. 1.4153 0.04189 236 158 58 20
318 My therapist says we need to explore all avenues of communication. 1.4148 0.03702 270 175 78 17
319 Stop mimesplaining. 1.4148 0.04158 270 188 52 30
320 See what happens when you defund the police? 1.4138 0.03826 261 181 56 24
321 I mean, you did raise them not to talk back 1.4136 0.04495 220 151 47 22
322 Sometimes I miss the COVID restrictions 1.4133 0.04011 271 185 60 26
323 Do you know what they are saying... I don't understand French. 1.4132 0.04113 242 162 60 20
324 Apparently you just stepped on their dog. 1.4125 0.04302 240 165 51 24
325 I know you won't listen to me Bob, so just watch these two explain why I'm leaving you. 1.4122 0.04316 245 170 49 26
326 And to make sure I never have second dates, these are my brothers. 1.4120 0.04214 250 172 53 25
327 Please tell me you can see them too. 1.4120 0.03865 301 208 62 31
328 I just don't know, Brad. It's as if there is an invisible wall between us. 1.4116 0.03913 277 188 64 25
329 It's annoying. They add nothing to the conversation. 1.4115 0.04342 243 169 48 26
330 What can I say? 1.4115 0.04130 226 149 61 16
331 I thought this was supposed to be a blind date. 1.4115 0.04270 226 152 55 19
332 I'd rather be mugged. 1.4113 0.04082 248 167 60 21
333 Everything sounds better in French 1.4106 0.04104 246 166 59 21
334 Okay boys, that's enough! Your mother doesn't care who started it. 1.4101 0.04195 217 143 59 15
335 If you see something, say something, dammit. 1.4100 0.04061 239 159 62 18
336 Worst. Flashmob. Proposal. Ever.” 1.4100 0.04354 239 166 48 25
337 Now we know what comes after gentrification. 1.4097 0.04391 227 156 49 22
338 Ralph if you love me you'll say something. 1.4095 0.04008 232 152 65 15
339 You win—this is way worse than the silent treatment. 1.4091 0.04431 242 171 43 28
340 This city really needs to be tougher on mime. 1.4089 0.04281 225 152 54 19
341 Why am I always the one who has to ask for directions? 1.4087 0.04215 230 155 56 19
342 It was better when they worked remotely. 1.4072 0.04475 221 153 46 22
343 I guess the rumors are true. Our city does have a criminal mastermime. 1.4071 0.04322 253 179 45 29
344 I put $10 in their tip jar, and they've been following me around ever since. 1.4069 0.04156 231 155 58 18
345 No, this is the silent treatment. 1.4062 0.03952 224 145 67 12
346 If you call them off, I promise you no more silent treatment. 1.4062 0.04385 224 154 49 21
347 Martin, can you believe what they just did not say to me?" 1.4062 0.04198 224 150 57 17
348 Are you giving me the silent treatment again? 1.4061 0.04360 229 158 49 22
349 I think what they are trying to say is that we should start seeing other people. 1.4052 0.04060 269 187 55 27
350 Just stay still. They can smell pretend fear. 1.4052 0.04186 232 162 48 22
351 They still haven’t forgiven me for walking through the invisible wall. 1.4048 0.03870 252 167 68 17
352 Is it okay if I scream? 1.4045 0.04100 220 145 61 14
353 I wish you'd stop giving me the silent treatment. 1.4037 0.04125 218 144 60 14
354 Sure, we need the City to get tough on mime, but that won’t help unless we tackle the causes of mime. 1.4037 0.04563 218 153 42 23
355 What? Do I have spinach stuck between my teeth? Is my mascara smeared? Please someone say something! 1.4035 0.04144 228 153 58 17
356 The street gangs aren't as tough as they used to be in this neighborhood. 1.4027 0.04353 226 156 49 21
357 I’m speechless. I suppose that’s the point. 1.4009 0.04059 227 151 61 15
358 When we were leaving the house this morning, you could have told me I looked like a tourist. 1.4008 0.04203 247 172 51 24
359 No, Peter, we are supposed to bring a few wines to the party 1.4000 0.04331 240 169 46 25
360 I have no idea what's wrong. I don't know a word of French. 1.3992 0.04189 248 173 51 24
361 I’m in the mimeth circle of hell. 1.3991 0.04255 233 161 51 21
362 Remember that summer I spent in Paris? 1.3991 0.03956 223 146 65 12
363 Do you see anything? Please say yes. 1.3990 0.04307 208 140 53 15
364 If this glass weren’t here, I’d punch both of them. 1.3983 0.04368 231 162 46 23
365 Geez, Howard, even your break-up strategy is passive-aggressive. 1.3981 0.04681 216 155 36 25
366 We should've made the kids go to law school." 1.3981 0.04368 211 144 50 17
367 Say something. 1.3981 0.04389 206 140 50 16
368 Speak for yourself, Richard. 1.3973 0.04304 219 150 51 18
369 Memes,Josh. I said I like funny memes. 1.3972 0.04523 214 150 43 21
370 It’s a great neighborhood except for the land mimes. 1.3958 0.04287 240 169 47 24
371 Shall we go to your place or mime? 1.3957 0.04226 235 163 51 21
372 Don’t just stand there, start pulling me to safety with your invisible rope! 1.3957 0.04157 230 157 55 18
373 I've got mime disease. 1.3953 0.04358 215 148 49 18
374 The violent mime rate is up pretty much everywhere. 1.3938 0.04706 193 135 40 18
375 Honey, unfortunately you just can't talk to these people. 1.3932 0.04162 206 137 57 12
376 “Talk is cheap, Bernard.” 1.3917 0.04019 217 144 61 12
377 First it was you, and now everyone is giving me the silent treatment. 1.3913 0.04576 207 146 41 20
378 I can't understand a word they're not saying, but I think it has something to do with our relationship, Jon, and they're warning me not to enter into holy matrimony with you. And, I have to say, I do believe they make a compelling argument. 1.3913 0.04418 230 164 42 24
379 I misspelled my wish… the part about ‘mine forever’. 1.3913 0.04473 207 144 45 18
380 Your guess is as good as mime. 1.3911 0.04023 225 151 60 14
381 It’s still less annoying than listening to you go on about crypto. 1.3911 0.04551 202 141 43 18
382 I said we needed to come to a meeting of the MINDS. 1.3909 0.04162 243 170 51 22
383 You got your quirks, I got mimes. 1.3909 0.04473 220 156 42 22
384 The CDC is changing how they communicate masking guidelines. 1.3909 0.04905 197 143 31 23
385 It's like a Zoom call on mute.... 1.3900 0.04691 200 142 38 20
386 Remember Honey, a mime is a terrible thing to waste. 1.3899 0.04358 218 152 47 19
387 I've had worse dates. 1.3897 0.04552 195 135 44 16
388 I'm guessing mums the word 1.3895 0.04514 190 130 46 14
389 Hand me the invisible mace. 1.3886 0.04305 211 145 50 16
390 If you think that's bad, wait until you meet the rest of my family. 1.3884 0.04366 224 158 45 21
391 Words cannot express my feelings for you. 1.3878 0.04093 245 171 53 21
392 This is not what I meant when I said you should communicate your feelings differently. 1.3878 0.04214 245 174 47 24
393 At least they try to communicate. 1.3873 0.04406 204 141 47 16
394 I think they saw something but they can’t say something. 1.3873 0.04568 204 144 41 19
395 They know but aren’t saying. 1.3871 0.04271 217 150 50 17
396 I think they’re trying to point out some of the conflicts and absurdities of modern life. Or they’re requesting enough money to buy burgers, fries, and two drinks. 1.3869 0.04540 199 139 43 17
397 That’s the danger of a quiet neighborhood. 1.3867 0.04018 225 152 59 14
398 It's been like this ever since I put my number on the do-not-call list. 1.3865 0.04306 207 142 50 15
399 Quick. Hand me an invisible gun. 1.3861 0.04380 202 139 48 15
400 I'm assuming these are the brothers that never talk to you? 1.3860 0.04446 215 152 43 20
401 Now you know why guys never stop to ask for directions... 1.3859 0.04983 184 133 31 20
402 Is this your way of saying I talk too much? 1.3854 0.04226 192 128 54 10
403 What are they saying about me 1.3854 0.04389 205 142 47 16
404 Go, save yourself before the plate spinner guy shows up. 1.3850 0.04683 187 131 40 16
405 Mime is not to reason why. 1.3850 0.04493 200 142 40 18
406 We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty 1.3850 0.04763 213 157 30 26
407 THIS is why I donate to keep local theatres open! 1.3846 0.04587 221 161 35 25
408 You couldn't have hired a skywriter, like other guys do? 1.3846 0.04213 221 153 51 17
409 I should have left them in that invisible box. 1.3843 0.04331 216 151 47 18
410 Pardon my French. 1.3842 0.04569 190 132 43 15
411 Don't just stand there...talk them out of it. 1.3838 0.04201 198 133 54 11
412 OK, maybe I do really need to get this mole checked. 1.3838 0.04495 198 138 44 16
413 Well? Are you going to say something? 1.3834 0.04577 193 135 42 16
414 I think they just found my lost Contact. 1.3833 0.04038 227 155 57 15
415 Apparently I walked into their "box" on Thursday, and now I can't shake them. 1.3832 0.04205 214 147 52 15
416 At least, with mimes, you always get the last word. And the first. And everything in between. 1.3831 0.04217 201 136 53 12
417 See, this is precisely why we don't invite Claude and Francois to Sunday supper. 1.3827 0.04349 196 134 49 13
418 Do something! I'm being undermimed 1.3824 0.04261 204 147 39 18
419 Let me guess: “it’not you, it’s me?” 1.3822 0.04549 191 133 43 15
420 Let's end this charade. 1.3822 0.04364 191 130 49 12
421 Thought you might appreciate some mimesplaining. 1.3821 0.04335 212 148 47 17
422 nan 1.3820 0.04912 178 127 34 17
423 Should not have made eye contact. Mime mistake. 1.3817 0.04137 186 130 44 12
424 Later,Janice would tell all her friends that she should have listened to the mimes when they tried to warn her about her blind date with Todd. 1.3814 0.04537 215 155 38 22
425 You never listen. 1.3810 0.04257 210 145 50 15
426 Paul, I don’t need another man in my life who never responds 1.3810 0.04081 231 160 54 17
427 I asked you to send me a couple of memes! 1.3807 0.04443 218 156 41 21
428 When I asked for two French Pointers for Christmas, this isn't what I was thinking. 1.3804 0.04668 184 129 40 15
429 What aren't you trying to tell me? 1.3802 0.04408 192 132 47 13
430 Sometimes, I feel like we don't even speak the same language. 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
431 Is this your idea of the silent treatment? 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
432 On the whole, I still prefer regular mansplaining. 1.3789 0.04741 190 136 36 18
433 God, I really miss lockdown. 1.3789 0.04799 190 137 34 19
434 They’re my translators. Apparently it’s windy and I smell bad. 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
435 I appreciate the effort, but my profile said I like memes not mimes. 1.3784 0.04474 222 161 38 23
436 What do I have to do,spell it out for you? 1.3781 0.04151 201 136 54 11
437 What they are doing is unspeakable. 1.3781 0.04384 201 140 46 15
438 I think they're telling me I have the right to remain silent. 1.3779 0.04549 217 158 36 23
439 I said I was hoping for a 'meeting of the minds.' 1.3778 0.04605 180 125 42 13
440 How can you not see it?! 1.3777 0.04716 188 134 37 17
441 I ordered a Greek chorus, but there were supply-chain issues. 1.3776 0.04461 196 137 44 15
442 Surely you gesture.” 1.3770 0.04745 183 130 37 16
443 I’ll admit, this isn’t the silent treatment I’m used to. 1.3770 0.04542 191 134 42 15
444 Honey, we need to talk. 1.3770 0.04481 191 133 44 14
445 And it really should go without saying . . . 1.3768 0.04454 207 147 42 18
446 I have mime disease. 1.3768 0.04239 207 143 50 14
447 It’s a total mime-field walking the streets these days! 1.3765 0.04790 170 119 38 13
448 I guess that two mimes are better than one! 1.3762 0.04408 210 149 43 18
449 Honey tell them to mime their own business! 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
450 Now you know what it's like to get the silent treatment. 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
451 This isn't about my car's extended warranty again, is it? 1.3756 0.04670 197 142 36 19
452 I’ve broken out in mimes again. 1.3750 0.04210 192 130 52 10
453 No, dear, these are French mimes. They are allowed to do this. 1.3750 0.04532 176 121 44 11
454 So you hired these two to convey that I need rhinoplasty? 1.3750 0.04608 216 159 33 24
455 See, they were right. Defunding the police has unleashed a spike in street mime across the whole city. 1.3750 0.04723 184 131 37 16
456 Oh honey, I said send me 'memes'. 1.3750 0.05044 168 121 31 16
457 They’ve been giving me the silent treatment all day! 1.3750 0.04531 184 128 43 13
458 Are you hearing this? 1.3750 0.04437 208 148 42 18
459 I just wanted the little voice inside of my head to stop, and this is what i got instead. 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
460 My father always said that two mimes are better than one. 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
461 I’m not sure this is what your therapist had in mind when she suggested working on your nonverbal communication skills. 1.3738 0.04358 206 145 45 16
462 I’m going to draw the line at French kissing! 1.3738 0.04358 206 145 45 16
463 The only thing more annoying than a mime is two mimes. 1.3730 0.04511 185 129 43 13
464 I miss social distancing... 1.3729 0.04582 177 123 42 12
465 Is it so hard to tell me what you need? 1.3728 0.04060 228 159 53 16
466 Well, it goes without saying. 1.3724 0.04454 196 138 43 15
467 It’s like there’s a wall between us 1.3723 0.04886 188 138 30 20
468 Darling, try turning on closed captioning. 1.3723 0.04523 188 132 42 14
469 Pretend to call 911. 1.3722 0.04528 180 125 43 12
470 Just give them your wallet. 1.3721 0.04598 172 119 42 11
471 Your place or mime? 1.3717 0.04595 191 136 39 16
472 I just don't have the words to tell you how I really feel. 1.3716 0.04673 183 130 38 15
473 The first rule of mime club is you don't talk about mime club. 1.3714 0.04543 175 121 43 11
474 It may not be as accurate, but it's better than someone sticking a swab up my nose. 1.3709 0.04356 213 152 43 18
475 Mimesplainers. 1.3707 0.04423 205 146 42 17
476 I say let's maybe not go back to France this year. 1.3706 0.04707 170 119 39 12
477 Next time, just get me flowers. 1.3702 0.04369 181 124 47 10
478 Being at a loss for words seems for once the best response! 1.3699 0.04503 173 119 44 10
479 I said I needed some TIME, not MIME! 1.3699 0.04270 219 156 45 18
480 It's horrible, yes, but if you close your eyes, it's like they don't even exist. 1.3696 0.04523 184 129 42 13
481 I wasn’t watching where I was going and poof! I walked right into this damn box. 1.3690 0.04407 187 130 45 12
482 Ever since I left the troupe, they've been giving me the silent treatment. 1.3687 0.04470 179 124 44 11
483 I just feel like there's a wall between us. 1.3669 0.04568 169 117 42 10
484 They want us to subscribe to their YouTube channel 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
485 Really Phil? You hired mimes to propose to me? 1.3668 0.04623 199 145 35 19
486 I have to endure the hazing if I want to join the troupe. 1.3667 0.04072 210 145 53 12
487 I don't want to hear it. 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
488 I forgot to tell you. I have sons. 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
489 I warned you about the mime field 1.3663 0.04514 172 119 43 10
490 Beats me . . . they're not saying anything, but it's still in French . . . 1.3662 0.04350 213 153 42 18
491 I guess they haven't seen a maskless face in a while 1.3657 0.04883 175 127 32 16
492 I'm sorry. I just thought breaking up over text would be too impersonal. 1.3656 0.04856 186 137 30 19
493 The one day we forget our masks. 1.3653 0.04906 167 120 33 14
494 Too bad I left my invisible mace at home. 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
495 I've hired them to explain why I want a divorce. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
496 Ironically this is the last you will hear from me. 1.3651 0.04619 189 136 37 16
497 Don't just stand there - get me out of this invisible box! 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
498 The French sure know how to mug people with style 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
499 Mom, Dad, this is John. No, use your words. 1.3645 0.04445 203 146 40 17
500 There are no words. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
501 I said I was into 'memes'. 1.3642 0.04567 173 121 41 11
502 They're here because I'm no longer speaking to you! 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
503 Why the silent treatment? 1.3641 0.04380 184 128 45 11
504 Not to quibble, but shouldn't they be wearing masks? 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
505 I was being melodramatic when I said you were my worst nightmare. THIS is my worst nightmare. 1.3636 0.04231 198 143 40 15
506 Why am I still dealing with mansplainers. 1.3632 0.04461 212 155 37 20
507 This is not what I meant when I said you needed to find a way to express your emotions. 1.3631 0.04530 179 126 41 12
508 I meant to ask for memes. 1.3631 0.04771 168 122 32 14
509 They also think I’m too good for you! 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
510 I'm of two mimes about this. 1.3626 0.04410 182 127 44 11
511 Did I tell you I suffer from mime disease? 1.3626 0.04341 182 126 46 10
512 You're not going to let them do such unspeakable things to me are you? 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
513 You could text instead 1.3622 0.04428 185 130 43 12
514 They want to know the name of the doctor who did your nose! 1.3622 0.04686 185 139 27 19
515 I should have let you know sooner. I’m a mime magnet. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
516 Just spit it out already! 1.3616 0.04347 177 122 46 9
517 You have no idea how unspeakably awful my day has been. 1.3616 0.04528 177 127 37 13
518 I would have preferred strippers for my 40th birthday.. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
519 My friends tell me you’re all talk. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
520 They're being obscene and not heard. 1.3614 0.04511 202 147 37 18
521 My company is trying to get me to think outside the box 1.3613 0.04834 155 109 36 10
522 To be honest, I sort of miss the gypsies. At least you knew what they wanted.” 1.3613 0.04518 191 137 39 15
523 It's called communicating. You should try it sometime. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
524 I guess you’d call it nonverbal assault. 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
525 I think I just walked into a field of land mimes. 1.3607 0.04180 183 125 50 8
526 I said send memes Bill, not mimes. 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
527 Use your words, Larry. 1.3596 0.04270 203 144 45 14
528 I’m sorry it came to this, but I did tell you I have a weakness for the strong, silent type. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
529 At least they notice 1.3591 0.04170 181 131 38 12
530 Can you please stop this annoying silent treatment! 1.3590 0.04389 195 139 42 14
531 These are my mansplainers. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
532 I'd rather we had found Waldo. 1.3586 0.04253 198 142 42 14
533 I miss social distancing requirements! 1.3583 0.04083 187 135 40 12
534 I made the mistake of giving them some money. 1.3576 0.04914 151 107 34 10
535 This one just mimed that I have a nice ass, are you really not gonna say anything? 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
536 Maybe just text me next time. 1.3576 0.04545 165 115 41 9
537 Have you ever tried to cancel your New York Times subscription? The Times calls them your Customer Care Advocates. 1.3575 0.04658 179 129 36 14
538 Why are you giving me the silent treatment? 1.3575 0.04319 207 149 42 16
539 I need to borrow your invisible stun gun. 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
540 Oh no. Pantomimehandlers. 1.3567 0.04737 171 123 35 13
541 Presumably your response to my suggestion we check out some French Impressionists this weekend? 1.3567 0.05019 171 127 27 17
542 I suffer from Mime Disease: the silent killer. 1.3563 0.04888 174 128 30 16
543 You’re just gonna stand there not saying anything either 1.3560 0.04258 191 134 46 11
544 No, I said you never laugh at my MEMES. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
545 Try running them off with your imaginary banjo. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
546 They're just doing the jobs Americans won't do. 1.3558 0.04741 163 116 36 11
547 Ok, you’ve made your point. Yes, there are worse things than talking about feelings. 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
548 Honey the box isn't real, now come over here and help me. 1.3556 0.04702 180 131 34 15
549 Would you mime a gun and get me out of this, please? 1.3552 0.04837 183 136 29 18
550 I need to find my own voice. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
551 Oh, now I understand what you meant when you said that this block was a mime field. 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
552 When I said I wanted a quiet threesome, this is NOT what I meant. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
553 These aren't the non-verbal cues I suggested. 1.3543 0.04514 175 124 40 11
554 Quietest catcall ever? 1.3540 0.04528 161 112 41 8
555 What are they trying to tell me? I don’t speak French. 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
556 Apparently, I have a crumb on my nose. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
557 Mimes the word! 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
558 Ugh! Mimesplaining! 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
559 I don't know about you, but I find this new 'mime variant' a lot scarier than all the others. 1.3529 0.04411 204 149 38 17
560 Somehow this is still better than mansplaining. 1.3529 0.04572 187 136 36 15
561 But, I don't want to think outside the box! 1.3526 0.04691 173 125 35 13
562 I'm suffering in silence. 1.3526 0.04434 173 124 38 11
563 This is the last time I ask for directions. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
564 Uhh — is this what they mean about getting “the silent treatment”? 1.3523 0.04190 193 138 43 12
565 ‘I told you not to feed them croissant’ 1.3523 0.04470 193 140 38 15
566 You going to just stand there while I’m getting mimed? 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
567 Can we talk? Please? 1.3520 0.04148 179 123 49 7
568 They're trying to help me tell you ... let's just call it a night. 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
569 It’s a new variant. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
570 My parental instincts say to just ignore them. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
571 How do you mime, "please social distance?" 1.3514 0.04204 185 129 47 9
572 I said Amazon Prime,but Alexa must have heard Amazon mime. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
573 Getting mimes to do the breakup for you ? Pretty low Peter ! 1.3512 0.04933 168 124 29 15
574 Are you just going to stand there or pretend to help me? 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
575 Don't just stand there...call The New Yorker. 1.3509 0.04579 171 122 38 11
576 They already have told me more than you ever have. 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
577 I made the mistake of making eye contact with one of them. 1.3506 0.04450 174 123 41 10
578 Please tell me you have a couple of dollars in your pocket... 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
579 Just pretend you have a dog and walk away. 1.3500 0.04693 180 132 33 15
580 I’m getting sick of the silent treatment, Ted. 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
581 What did I do to deserve the silent treament? 1.3500 0.04167 180 132 36 12
582 They are saying you have some food on your cheek. 1.3494 0.04670 166 119 36 11
583 They're mugging you, Helen. They won't go away until you give them an invisible wallet. 1.3491 0.04836 169 124 31 14
584 (Silence) 1.3491 0.04171 169 123 36 10
585 I asked you to remind me not remime me 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
586 Do I find what distracting? 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
587 Words can't express how I feel about you. 1.3487 0.04310 195 140 42 13
588 You've taken the silent treatment to a whole new level. 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
589 When the twins were little they would never stop talking and now this! 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
590 Of all days to forget my GPS. 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
591 And to think I thought YOU were hard to talk to!" 1.3483 0.04451 178 127 40 11
592 Can you please tell them to mime their manners? 1.3478 0.04680 184 136 32 16
593 I know this is hard for us, but we need to talk”. 1.3476 0.04303 187 133 43 11
594 Your silence in this situation is really a bit disappointing. 1.3476 0.04625 187 138 33 16
595 I don't know, I thought they were yours. 1.3476 0.04563 187 137 35 15
596 I thought I was joining an internet meme group. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
597 Why do they always ask me for directions? 1.3471 0.04884 170 126 29 15
598 Don't come any closer, we've stumbled into a mime field. 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
599 No, I said to show me your favorite memes. 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
600 Well Charles, see, this is what I mean when I say you act passive-aggressive! 1.3468 0.04535 173 124 38 11
601 Don't worry, they're just miming their own business. 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
602 At least they aren't asking for anything 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
603 I believe they are saying you're having an affair. 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
604 That's the last time I sue Cirque du Soleil. 1.3464 0.05353 153 116 21 16
605 I wonder what pepper spray looks like on white makeup." 1.3464 0.04771 179 133 30 16
606 They found a way out of the box. 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
607 At least they're not afraid to ask for directions. 1.3462 0.04714 182 135 31 16
608 This is Marceau wrong. 1.3462 0.04516 182 132 37 13
609 Paul, these are my brothers. Now do you understand why I don't want to go home for Christmas? 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
610 Steve was as surprised as Andrea. He'd hired the mimes to help him propose to her. And, ... clearly, ...something got lost in translation. 1.3457 0.05130 162 122 24 16
611 I’ve learned to ignore them during the day, but nights are tough.” 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
612 I know he's not French, but he's the best I can do 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
613 A present from my ex-boyfriend. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
614 I’m this close to putting them in an actual box. 1.3450 0.04642 171 124 35 12
615 My pronoun is “they.” 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
616 Oh, them ... ... I'm off social media and they do the memes for me now. 1.3448 0.04363 174 123 42 9
617 Are you breaking up with me? 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
618 It’s okay. They’re new French dermatologists from the Centre of Performing Medical Arts. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
619 Mime your own damn business! 1.3444 0.04479 180 130 38 12
620 Yours or mimes? 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
621 It's either street theater or I'm getting mugged again 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
622 Read my lips: We're through. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
623 Honey, next time you’re asking for directions. 1.3438 0.04437 160 112 41 7
624 They're not wearing masks either. How do I silently point this out? 1.3438 0.04220 192 137 44 11
625 Turns out, silence isn't golden. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
626 Sorry darling, I'm just feeling a little boxed in right now. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
627 If you turn on an invisible wind machine, I think we can get rid of them. 1.3421 0.04312 190 137 41 12
628 But if they wore masks, nobody would be able to understand them 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
629 Just do what they say. 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
630 What, you've never broken up by mime before? 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
631 They were concerned when I told them you were the strong, but silent, type 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
632 I just don't know how to talk to you anymore. 1.3413 0.04936 167 125 27 15
633 I didn’t hear them coming and now they won’t tell me what they want.” 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
634 Now you’re giving me the silent treatment. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
635 It’s a birthmark, Randy. And you could have just asked. 1.3406 0.05490 138 104 21 13
636 Paris is the perfect honeymoon city, you said. You’ll love it, you said. So artsy, you said. So “sophisticated.” And who said no one in Paris is “in your face”? Oh, that’s right. You. 1.3405 0.04711 185 139 29 17
637 Speak for yourself, John. 1.3403 0.05413 144 109 21 14
638 I think my friends are trying to tell me something about you. 1.3400 0.04808 150 108 33 9
639 I’m bothered by all the things left unsaid. 1.3399 0.04463 153 107 40 6
640 I call this one "Woman Exiting a Relationship". 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
641 They’re the free gift when you buy Lancôme. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
642 Good mimes, bad mimes – you know I've had my share. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
643 I wish you hadn't told them you were obsessed with French culture. 1.3395 0.04393 162 114 41 7
644 This is unspeakable. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
645 I think they're trying to warn you it's risky being without a mask. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
646 Please tell them I didn't vote for Macron. 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
647 Well, I couldn’t afford the trip to Paris for your birthday, so … 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
648 Is this your idea of a proposal? 1.3392 0.04161 171 119 46 6
649 I'm tired of just going through the motions. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
650 Oh please, just say it. 1.3390 0.04376 177 127 40 10
651 its what happens when you put the silencer on these new 5G phones. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
652 Sorry,I took Spanish. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
653 Never got so much attention before 'bout a piece of spinach on my teeth. 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
654 Next time, just tell me a zit bothers you. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
655 They are saying, “this is the best match.com can do” 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
656 This is exactly why I sometimes wish we lived in Texas. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
657 Don't worry. You're safe behind the wall. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
658 Guy,please tell your goons that it was a "deviated septum," not a "nose job." 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
659 Go ahead, speak French! 1.3377 0.05065 154 115 26 13
660 ='- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---. ='- -------!! 1.3377 0.05148 154 116 24 14
661 I miss real theater. 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
662 The diagnosis is mime disease 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
663 There's no easy way to ask for a divorce, but I thought this would at least be amusing. 1.3372 0.04458 172 134 22 16
664 Dear god, tell them to break the glass and mug me already. 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
665 They're saying "PUT ON YOU MASK" but they're miming it so they don't get any aerosolized particles on you! 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
666 Guys, if you see something, SAY something! 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
667 I guess it beats getting mugged. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
668 They were sent by my mom. It's her passive/aggressive way of saying she doesn't like my new look. 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
669 They help me recognize the walls I build around myself. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
670 This is unspeakably annoying! 1.3355 0.04373 152 106 41 5
671 You see me, right? 1.3354 0.04675 158 117 30 11
672 Not even close to the most annoying thing of the year. 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
673 You have to admit, they've turned mugging into an artform. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
674 In other words, it’s over. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
675 Let's go to Paris, you said. It'll be romantic, you said. Had enough romance yet, Karen? 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
676 Unfortunately, I attract both mimes and mosquitoes." 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
677 I keep them on silent 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
678 'You don't need make-up,' you said. 'No one will notice the pimple,' you said. 1.3333 0.04841 156 120 22 14
679 Hand over your wallet, I think. 1.3333 0.04729 153 111 33 9
680 Why can’t just get robbed, like everyone else? 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
681 I guess I leave a lot unsaid. 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
682 Nice enough but annoying. Just like the rest of your family. 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
683 Don’t worry, honey. I can see them, too. 1.3315 0.04487 178 131 35 12
684 I'm getting some bad signs about you. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
685 The rampant mime spree claims yet another victim. 1.3313 0.04927 163 123 26 14
686 I requested live customer support. They are on mute now. 1.3313 0.04927 163 123 26 14
687 For goodness' sake, Harry, just say you forgot to make reservations for the Paris trip. 1.3313 0.04442 163 117 38 8
688 At least the new neighborhood in quiet. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
689 We have to break up. It’s not you, it’s them. 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
690 Please do something. They are doing unspeakable things to me. 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
691 Why don't you mime your own business? 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
692 It's a zit. I was trying to keep it quiet. 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
693 What do you have to not say for yourself? 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
694 Well, you're the one who always says, "we create our own reality." 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
695 I was married to Marcel Marceau and these are our kids... 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
696 Something about Australia and a submarine deal. 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
697 Yes, but an imaginary pimple is just as bad!" 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
698 They're therapy mimes. 1.3295 0.04373 176 128 38 10
699 Should I say something? 1.3295 0.04189 173 123 43 7
700 This should only take five more minutes. They do this every Tuesday. 1.3294 0.04317 170 122 40 8
701 It is so like you to give me the silent treatment. 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
702 Really Hal, don't you think you're going a little too far with this "silent treatment" 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
703 They're giving me the silent treatment. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
704 You’ll have to go on without me. I appear to be trapped in a cube of glass. 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
705 Are you going to just stand there like an idiot while these guys do unspeakable things to me? 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
706 Why don't we ever talk anymore? 1.3291 0.04348 158 112 40 6
707 Did you say “Your place or mime?” 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
708 It's not you. It's me - and these guys. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
709 They're silently judging me 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
710 Masks and social distancing might still be a good idea, guys. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
711 Is this a virtual mugging? 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
712 Sure, they're a little creepy, but they give me the attention I crave! 1.3288 0.04570 146 104 36 6
713 Silence isn't golden....it's irritating 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
714 Stop mansplaining and get them to put on their masks! 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
715 I tried paying them off, but they said they only take Bitcoin. 1.3286 0.05501 140 108 18 14
716 I hate when you give me the silent treatment. 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
717 According to the CDC, physical distancing inside an invisible box is not as effective as wearing a mask. 1.3279 0.04529 183 137 32 14
718 I said I was sorry, I think you’re taking this silent-treatment way too far! 1.3274 0.04263 168 120 41 7
719 They work for tips. Why don’t you give them some invisible money? 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
720 I mean’t it. I’m never talking to you again - get the message now ? 1.3272 0.04275 162 115 41 6
721 At least they're willing to pretend to want to touch me... 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
722 I think they're angry because you walked through their invisible window." 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
723 I never thought I’d say this, but since gentrification , I miss the drug addicts and homeless people. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
724 I bring them everywhere. They’re the only men I know who don’t interrupt me. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
725 These guys are going to need a very real ambulance in a minute. 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
726 My family has been refusing to talk to me lately. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
727 Oh my god! This is what you get when you ask for directions in Paris? 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
728 So judgmental, and yet completely silent. 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
729 Will you just check your pocket for the key to the invisible box? 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
730 You go ahead. I'll catch up with you when I get out of this box. 1.3256 0.04195 172 123 42 7
731 My ex boyfriends are still giving me the silent treatment. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
732 They say you talk too much. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
733 They do unspeakable things, but you get used to it. 1.3253 0.04850 166 126 26 14
734 I should have known not to enter the box. 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
735 I hope it wasn't something I said" 1.3252 0.04991 163 125 23 15
736 I really wish you would stop giving me the silent treatment. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
737 Richard, would you mime a large policeman, please. 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
738 Who let the mimes out? 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
739 I knew there'd be problems having these guys on the neighborhood watch team. 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
740 Great....mime muggers 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
741 I wish they'd mime their own business. 1.3245 0.04462 151 108 37 6
742 They're my alter egos. Just ignore them. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
743 I think they're trying to tell you that I'm the one. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
744 I think they're pretending to be your mother. 1.3243 0.05357 148 115 18 15
745 You just weren’t getting it so I hired these guys. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
746 Couldn't you just tell me about my breath? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
747 I think they're panhandling for cryptocurrency. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
748 Remember, they're more annoyed of you than you are of them. 1.3241 0.04472 145 103 37 5
749 Alan, you'll have to figure out a better way to express your feelings! 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
750 My personal space mime says yes but my Covid space mime says no. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
751 I'd like to help but I can't mime in French. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
752 Don't mime him. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
753 Let's skip French and go for Thai food tonight. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
754 What about my dating profile was unclear?" 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
755 Maybe a silent scream will scare them off? 1.3233 0.04719 133 95 33 5
756 We never talk any more. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
757 Sorry, accidentally made eye contact 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
758 They're mime-splaining. 1.3228 0.04774 158 118 29 11
759 I don't think you're hearing me, Stuart. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
760 You can’t mute me in real life, Paul. 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
761 I guess you’re still not talking to me, huh? 1.3224 0.04438 152 109 37 6
762 You told me you couldn’t see my zit. 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
763 I swear, this was not part of my proposal. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
764 Yes, Brad, right-I did say I was tired of FaceTiming with people I hardly know online. 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
765 So,if you see them too,why can’t we hear them? 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
766 If I shut my eyes, will they disappear? 1.3218 0.04195 174 128 37 9
767 If this is a holdup, should you raise a silent alarm? 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
768 It's not you. It's them. 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
769 If you don't say something, I'll think you're one of them. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
770 I'm afraid I caught a case of Mime Disease on my last trip to Paris. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
771 Your Right! I should have gotten the MIME VACCINE before we came to France. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
772 Wait. Are you saying it's not me, it's you? Because I totally agree. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
773 The silent treatment I gave you didn't cost us anything. 1.3205 0.04980 156 119 24 13
774 Ethel felt like she was standing in a glass box. Alan, as usual, was clueless 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
775 Next birthday, surprise me with a stripper. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
776 This is not what I meant by silent treatment. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
777 I agreed to a BLIND date.. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
778 Oh, you meant bring limes! 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
779 You can’t read my mimes? 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
780 Not. One. Word. 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
781 How do you say "fuck off" in mime? 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
782 For my next birthday experience,could we stick to cake. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
783 I almost miss the muggings. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
784 A troupe of mimes actually is more annoying. 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
785 I don't want to hear one damn word out of you, either. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
786 If this is your idea of a fun birthday surprise you better have a very good Plan B in mind. 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
787 When Mimes go bad 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
788 Well, say something! 1.3185 0.04337 157 113 38 6
789 I think they mean "Stick 'em up!" 1.3182 0.05188 154 120 19 15
790 You misunderstood. I said I love memes. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
791 Watch out for that pane of glass. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
792 Don't just stand there, throw me a rope." 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
793 Next trip, we're dressing like locals. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
794 I think they like your make up. 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
795 The mime rate is out of control in this city. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
796 Nope, they can’t read your mind either. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
797 Oh Fred. Use your words. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
798 If I get Covid, you can add that to my "100 Reasons to Hate Mimes" list. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
799 Heavy breathing, no talking...and all this time I thought it was you calling. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
800 Okay I'm not a virgin. 1.3167 0.05224 120 91 21 8
801 Can you hear us now? 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
802 I wish you would mime your own business! 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
803 I think they're telling me to stay away from you because you're not vaccinated. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
804 Surrounded by silence, Jessica had a flash of her future without her husband, Murray, and his anniversary gags. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
805 You see them too? 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
806 This is not what I meant when I said let's take a quiet walk. 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
807 These noise cancelling headphones sure are effective. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
808 The only thing worse than one mime is two. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
809 Remind me again why we moved to Brooklyn? Muggings in Manhattan were much more straightforward. 1.3154 0.03994 149 111 32 6
810 These frenchies have never seen a nose job before? 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
811 What! You left your mimes at home? 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
812 You're the one that told me to work on expressing my feelings 1.3148 0.04420 162 119 35 8
813 I’m moving on, Larry. It’s not what they said, it’s what they didn’t say. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
814 They can't say how far to the cafe. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
815 I think what we have here is a failure to communicate. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
816 I liked it better when they had to stand six feet away. 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
817 Either I should’ve swiped left…or my pores are clogged. 1.3143 0.05276 140 108 20 12
818 Oh, you're a man of two mimes. 1.3143 0.05467 140 110 16 14
819 What’s with the silent treatment? 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
820 It's one of the rarer vaccine side effects. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
821 Even the mimes think I need a makeover. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
822 My parents are so annoying. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
823 You misunderstood me. I said that great "minds" turn me on. 1.3136 0.05859 118 92 15 11
824 … I’m not sure… They’re either saying, “This a stick up” or “He’s stuck in a box” 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
825 Nice variation of "see something, say something" 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
826 I never heard this coming! 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
827 The will be an interesting blind date. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
828 Can we please go back to social distancing again? 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
829 Did my Bumble profile mention my emotional support mimes? 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
830 I don’t mind. It’s the most attention I’ve been given in years. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
831 I wanted to see how YOU liked the silent treatment.. 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
832 My ex paid them to do this for a month 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
833 The Me-too Movement has at least taught them not to touch! 1.3121 0.04403 141 101 36 4
834 It was so nice when mimes worked from home .... 1.3121 0.05243 141 109 20 12
835 You always hear about mime rates in the city being on the rise, but it never seems real until it happens to you. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
836 Apparently I have a little something on my face. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
837 Evidently my face speaks volumes. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
838 Still happy that we decided to vacation in France? 1.3117 0.04372 154 112 36 6
839 There is something you are having trouble telling me, isn't there? 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
840 If the alternative is these guys, then a mask mandate doesn't seem so bad after all. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
841 See, there you go again. Making a production out of everything. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
842 Gawd, I miss Zoom. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
843 Every time I ask them what they want they give me the silent treatment. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
844 Oh, a zit! 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
845 They're friends of mime. 1.3103 0.05226 145 113 19 13
846 They're just looking to frame you 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
847 Well, at least you were kind enough not to do it over text. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
848 Stop screaming at me. 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
849 You said ….no one would notice the Rhinoplasty! 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
850 I have to give them credit for at least trying to think outside the box. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
851 …Can I say something? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
852 I’d ask them to stop, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
853 At a charity auction. I thought I was bidding on a pair of bookends. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
854 Are they the Silent Majority? 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
855 I think I'd rather be mugged. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
856 Don't you have something to say for yourself? 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
857 I would've preferred a quiet evening at home, instead. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
858 Let me out of the box. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
859 Apparently, I have a pimple. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
860 I love you but I just wish you’d stop playing those mime games. 1.3083 0.05461 133 104 17 12
861 "Typical. You couldn't see the glass ceiling either. 1.3083 0.05248 133 102 21 10
862 Memes, Josh. I like edgy memes. 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
863 I do. But I better not see these guys on our wedding night. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
864 No really, your brothers are weirder? 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
865 I should never have signed up for this new 'Audio Books for the Deaf' service. 1.3077 0.05046 130 100 21 9
866 Apparently I just have a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
867 You're giving me the silent treatment again. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
868 You'd be fully justified in locking them in a glass jail cell. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
869 It took a chance encounter for Paul to finally realize his girlfriend had been two-miming him. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
870 " Marcel and Marceau are great names for the boys," you said. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
871 I understand your surprise. Yes, I am older than in my Tinder photo. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
872 She’s mime, all mime. 1.3071 0.05354 140 110 17 13
873 I feel like you're just putting me in a box. 1.3071 0.04105 140 106 28 6
874 Are you giving me the silent treatment? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
875 When you told me your parents were not big talkers... 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
876 Don't say a word! He'll get the message... 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
877 Do I still have my wallet? 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
878 On the one day I don't wear makeup! 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
879 Will you be mime?” Really 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
880 I don't know how to tell you this... 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
881 Apparently it’s the largest zit they’ve ever seen. 1.3062 0.04775 160 123 25 12
882 Mama told me there'd be mimes like these. 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
883 Are you gonna keep staring or are you gonna let me out of this box? 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
884 My French isn't so good, but they seem to be asking how I could marry a weirdo like you. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
885 I dunno, your guess is as good as mime. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
886 Well, Stan says I need to escape my mental prison. Greg says I need to moisturize. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
887 What do they want?? My wallet or my words? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
888 I'll be glad when the "no-see-ums" arrive and the "no-speak-ums" leave. 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
889 I don't need a mime reminding me that I forgot to wax my mustache. 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
890 Guys! Watch out-she hates to be yelled at. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
891 This is disturbing...I thought they became extinct during six-foot distancing. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
892 I think I prefer the catcalls 1.3051 0.05710 118 92 16 10
893 They tell me that the uptown 6 is delayed because something is blocking the track 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
894 At least they're not mansplaining. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
895 I told you my new nose job would leave a lot of people speechless! 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
896 Let’s move to the country. 1.3050 0.05225 141 110 19 12
897 I hope you don't mind me bringing my drama school buddies along on our first date. 1.3047 0.04968 128 98 22 8
898 These are my silent partners! 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
899 You said we'd meet up with your colleagues AFTER work. 1.3043 0.05816 115 90 15 10
900 It's just the rhinoplasty clinic's latest advertising strategy. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
901 You're giving me the silent treatment again, aren't you? 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
902 Paris is not as romantic as you promised. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
903 Are you gonna kick these guy's asses or do I have to? 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
904 I don’t think this is what our therapist meant by non-verbal communication. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
905 I could use a little mime control here 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
906 It feels like we're just going through the motions. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
907 When I told you I wished men would talk less and express more, this wan't what I had in mind. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
908 On the count of 3, I'm going to take out the one on my left and you go for the other one. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
909 The mimes they are a-changing. 1.3025 0.05668 119 93 16 10
910 My gut tells me they don't speak French either. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
911 Quick! Open the door. 1.3025 0.04707 119 86 30 3
912 It was this or group therapy 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
913 Raise your arms. It makes you look bigger and scares them away. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
914 Do you think they'll leave if I tell them I'm not vaccinated? 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
915 Why didn’t you just say so? 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
916 I love them dearly but sometimes I wish they would just shut up 1.3022 0.04469 139 109 21 9
917 I think they want to know what brand of foundation I use. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
918 Can’t you tell when my spellcheck is on? I asked you to send me some memes. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
919 It was a typo. I asked my company for more time. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
920 They're pandemic rescues. 1.3017 0.04617 116 83 31 2
921 You read my mime. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
922 They are my comfort mimes. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
923 I don't speak French. 1.3016 0.04403 126 90 34 2
924 Please tell me you have an invisible gun in your pocket. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
925 I lost the silent auction. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
926 This humiliation is unspeakable. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
927 How many times have I warned you! Don't make fun of the street performers. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
928 My sister says it's a Moderna side effect. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
929 It's just a zit. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
930 I told you I was indescribable. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
931 I said I like memes! 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
932 I can't talk right now... 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
933 Alright, I'm convinced. White women are harassed by everybody. 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
934 Yesterday I couldn’t even pronounce “Je ne sais quoi,” and today I have it. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
935 Pop and Zeet, France’s foremost street dermatologists 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
936 Two mimes are better than one. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
937 The mask zealots are getting really creative 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
938 Stay calm, babe. But if they trap me in a box, call 911. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
939 Just mime them the money already. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
940 If this is a proposal, George, the answer is 'No' 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
941 Charles, just don’t stand there. Do something unspeakable. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
942 Situations like these make me question my personal views on concealed carry. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
943 You don’t say! I’m speechless. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
944 fraternity, liberty and equality 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
945 I don't need a mime to point out my nose job 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
946 I told you Nancy, those clowns are not gonna help much with directions. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
947 My life coach said I should try to be more expressive. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
948 Don't just stand there. Mime pulling a gun from your pocket !! 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
949 It’s ok. If words can never hurt you, what’s a mime gonna do? 1.2992 0.05101 127 99 19 9
950 Wow, this is a really interesting job interview! 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
951 Are you going to say something? Or are you with them? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
952 I'm not sure what they want. They are giving me the silent treatment. 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
953 I can't get a word in edgewise with you. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
954 No, I said it is important to be MINING our relationship for solutions! 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
955 I liked the skywriter proposal better. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
956 Memes,dear. I asked if you knew any good memes. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
957 Sounds like snot. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
958 Honestly, I'm of two mimes about this whole situation. 1.2971 0.04413 138 101 33 4
959 Couldn’t you just tell me where you want to go for dinner? 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
960 OMG…Is that a booger? 1.2968 0.04944 155 122 20 13
961 The one on the left keeps asking me if the curtains match the drapes. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
962 Careful, there's a fire hydrant behind you. 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
963 I said I really like memes… 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
964 Maybe they'll just let us walk away against the wind. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
965 Recently surfaced video footage reportedly shows the scene moments before the double homicide." 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
966 Stop giving me the silent treatment. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
967 Give them a few bucks and maybe they'll quietly leave. 1.2963 0.04369 162 122 32 8
968 Seriously, Wally? Speak for yourself! 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
969 How did they get out of the box? 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
970 I told them to shut up, but they're still really annoying. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
971 Do you have any thing to say about my getting a nose job? 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
972 Try to humor them. Social distancing really hit them hard. 1.2960 0.04547 125 91 31 3
973 I still like them better than your improv group. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
974 When I said, 'Silence, please,' this wasn't what I meant! 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
975 I *!*@*!* hate those Juilliard Kids 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
976 I TOLD you it was a sketchy neighborhood 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
977 Seriously? You hired French mimes to do the proposing? 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
978 Your silence speaks volumes. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
979 I'm getting some signals about you. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
980 Can't we please just have a normal conversation for once? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
981 Sometimes it’s better to not say anything. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
982 You never listen to me, so I brought some help. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
983 When my brother did this, he'd scream 'I'm not touching her!!' 1.2950 0.05350 139 111 15 13
984 Don't just stand there, scare them off with some of your political theories. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
985 Paul felt tonight was certain to be full of awkward silences. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
986 Help! I'm trapped in a mime meme! 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
987 I don't think it's working out George, I'm feeling a bit boxed in. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
988 Fine, let's just go to a superhero movie. 1.2941 0.05231 136 107 18 11
989 Now do you see what I've been trying to tell you? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
990 I wish they would just SAY SOMETHING!!! 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
991 Honey, just go buy a map. These people aren't helping. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
992 I'm leaving you Jerry, figure the rest out yourself 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
993 Just put on a beret and pretend to intervene. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
994 Dunno, I took Spanish. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
995 If you think I need a makeover, why don’t you just come out and say it? 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
996 I was told to give you the silent treatment. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
997 You’ve won a year of art, they said 1.2925 0.04847 147 114 23 10
998 We'll talk later. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
999 If I could only hear the voices in my head. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1000 Okay, I will marry you, but make them go away! 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
1001 Doesn't my body language tell them I'm not at all interested 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1002 Play along, honey—a mime is a terrible thing to waste. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1003 It was 'buy one, get one free.' 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1004 They help me think outside the invisible glass box. 1.2920 0.04292 137 100 34 3
1005 Who told us to visit France? Your damn mother? 1.2920 0.04415 137 101 32 4
1006 If you've got the money; honey, I've got the mime. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1007 I found a way to replace memes with something worse. 1.2917 0.04574 168 131 25 12
1008 Can you see them, too, or is it just me? I mean, I know you can't hear them - but can you see them? 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1009 I prefer a meme to a mime. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1010 Don't say anything,Honey. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1011 I think they're telling me something. 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
1012 When your dating profile said you were the strong and silent type, I didn't realize you meant professionally 1.2914 0.03997 151 117 27 7
1013 Mimes disagreeing on whether it's lint or snot 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
1014 Don't blame me. I didn't say anything. 1.2913 0.06113 103 82 12 9
1015 I gave them attention once, now they won't leave me alone... 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
1016 Why do your friends always try to do your talking for you? 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1017 I told you Paris was a mistake. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1018 Help. They’re mugging. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1019 If you got something to say, just say it. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1020 I hate being trapped in a mimefield. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1021 American in Paris 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1022 Point taken. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1023 Aren't you going to say something? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1024 It's pretty obvious they're giving me the silent treatment. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1025 The French Quarter is getting too authentic! 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1026 Can you translate French sign language? 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
1027 I can't move, I'm in a glass box. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
1028 My therapist thought this would make me more aware of the walls I put up. 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
1029 I got you Mimecraft for your birthday 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
1030 I assume you meant "Be MINE" 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1031 My mime sharing app stills has a few kinks. 1.2899 0.05163 138 109 18 11
1032 Mime 911. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1033 It comes as an upgrade on my sign language app. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1034 Excuse me sir, I actually asked if you had the "Time" 1.2897 0.04634 145 113 23 9
1035 No eye contact, otherwise they’ll never leave you alone. 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
1036 What was that thing you used to do with the imaginary baseball bat? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1037 Hello there. I’ve brought along Hair and Makeup. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1038 Every time I eat Brie, my irritable mime really acts up. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1039 Remember me ... that ridiculous Release Your Inner Mime conference back in January? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1040 It's not an imaginary wall, Kyle, they want me to dump you. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1041 Don’t just stand there. Call Marcel Marceau for help! 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
1042 I see you also are tormented by the silent majority. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
1043 They're saying I was right to give you the silent treatment. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1044 They're creepy - but I do crave attention." 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1045 I want a divorce. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1046 Thank goodness! I thought I was losing my mime! 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1047 Darling,see? You can communicate without touching. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1048 This isn't the kind of romantic gesture I had in mind, Larry. 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
1049 Why can’t they just tell us which way the restaurant is? 1.2885 0.04813 156 123 21 12
1050 I'm a Mime Interpreter and it's hard to get away from work. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1051 I don’t think this silence is golden! 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1052 I miss the days when a little devil and angel would show up. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1053 My inner monologue is even more annoying 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1054 Is my lipstick on straight? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1055 Remember when I said I usually date quiet guys? 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
1056 So this is the off-off-off-Broadway production of ‘An American in Paris’? 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
1057 There is nothing, and I mean nothing, about this that makes me happy. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1058 If this is leading to a proposal you can just take one step back. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1059 I just can't tell how much this means. 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
1060 Oh, the same old thing. You? 1.2877 0.04342 146 114 24 8
1061 This is what passes for social distancing in Paris. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1062 No, I haven't heard. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1063 Do you really think I'd find this an adequate substitute for my dream trip to Paris? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1064 Isn’t it enough that I have to deal with a glass ceiling? 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1065 "Flash mimes are everywhere. " 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1066 You have to think outside of the box to get out of the box. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1067 I’ve had worse break ups. 1.2869 0.05004 122 98 15 9
1068 This is not an acceptable substitute for couples therapy. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
1069 Couldn't you have just texted it to me? 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1070 I think they said we should go east on 42nd St. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
1071 You are taking social distancing too far, Bill. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
1072 Show them our invisible attack dogs, and they’ll leave us alone. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
1073 Shouldn’t they mime their own business? 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1074 They should really mime their business 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1075 Clarice was dumbfounded by the silence of the mimes. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1076 I’d look prettier if I’d smile, is that it? 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1077 Is it just me, or does everyone feel silently judged all the time? 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1078 Don't just stand there mute, mime them something. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1079 I don't mime them, they're harmless." 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1080 Guess they got out of their box. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1081 Where do I report an emotional mugging? 1.2857 0.05098 140 111 18 11
1082 I didn't have the heart to break up with you during the holidays so I hired them to tell you. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1083 I get the impression you're trying to tell me something. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1084 You know, the quarantine had some silver linings. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1085 The plot is over-complicated. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1086 Fluent in mimespeak, they’re saying, “No nose knows like her nose knows.” 1.2857 0.04732 140 110 21 9
1087 No, I'm not hearing voices 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1088 I think we should start seeing other people. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1089 It looks like she can mime her own business! 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1090 I'm sorry Bill, the wavy hands have spoken. 1.2848 0.04826 151 119 21 11
1091 Sorry,I met my last blind date on "Mime.com". 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1092 When I said I wanted to see French Expressionism, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1093 For heaven's sake, Francois, use your words! 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
1094 You're always trying to get a reaction out of me 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1095 My boyfriends giving me the silent treatment. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1096 You’re right, actions speak louder than words. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1097 I hired them to make a point, Henry. This is what it’s like trying to communicate with you. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1098 MIME SPRAY, quick !! 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1099 I should never have bid for the makeover at the silent auction. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1100 If you don't intervene, I'm divorcing you. 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1101 I've brought them so you'll know when Im speaking ironically. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1102 They just can’t seem to mime their own business. 1.2836 0.04049 134 102 28 4
1103 They are telling me you have an imaginary girlfriend. 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
1104 I guess I'm... flattered? 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
1105 I miss the lockdowns. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1106 They've been following me since leaving the theater but haven't said a word. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1107 I’m realizing that I should start thinking outside the box. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1108 Just tell me. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1109 I'm sending you a sign 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
1110 I invited them to join us for dinner, but they aren’t aloud. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1111 Larry please ask these guys to shut up! 1.2832 0.05825 113 91 12 10
1112 So, am I wearing too much makeup? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1113 My brothers are excited to meet you, they are just quiet. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1114 I usually just get my pocket picked. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1115 Don't ever "pretend" to throw them a dollar. 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
1116 Mine, I said "mine!". 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
1117 It’s a small pimple at most. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1118 Will you kill them or shall I? 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1119 I'm tired of playing your constant mime games. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1120 I think she's real. Yeah, she's real. 1.2823 0.04866 124 97 20 7
1121 Your family IS different. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1122 Perhaps I should clarify why I haven’t spoken to my parents in years. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1123 To hell with showing feelings. I just need a man who'll talk to me. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1124 Your silence translators are very expressive. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1125 Sorry, she doesn't speak mime. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1126 There's something in my scent that attracts them. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1127 Won't you be mime? 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
1128 I'm going to break more than the fourth wall if they don't cut this out. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
1129 Let me out of the box or I'm calling the cops. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1130 It's bad enough getting the silent treatment from one guy...but two? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1131 Somehow they know we are not vaccinated 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1132 Are you just gonna stand there, Larry? Mime something!" 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1133 Help! The silence is killing me. 1.2812 0.04358 128 97 27 4
1134 I said to impress me with French dining NOT French miming! Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon 1.2810 0.04859 153 122 19 12
1135 How long are you going to give me the silent treatment?" 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1136 You might say I prefer the silent type. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1137 Words can’t express why they’re warning me about you." 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
1138 How do you like our date so far? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1139 If this is your way of expressing your feelings, I think you missed my point. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1140 I'd tell them to go away if I only could remember how to mime in French. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1141 The one time I forget my mime spray. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1142 After the Botox debacle these guys have really helped me express myself. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1143 I said I like true crime. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1144 You said that zit was undetectable! 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
1145 Either you smell scary or I smell scary. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1146 If you want to see other women, just say so. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1147 Never mime... 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1148 Got any Mime-A-Way? 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1149 My therapist said this was very effective... 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1150 I knew I shouldn't have taken an edible. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1151 Il a le même pantalon! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1152 I’m not sure, but I think they’re trying to tell you something. Why don’t you mime back that they’re not getting through. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1153 Does anybody really know what mime it is? 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1154 I told you not to make eye-contact. 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1155 I think I prefer to be emotionally unavailable. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1156 Is this a mime meme? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1157 Now see how YOU like the silent treatment 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1158 Please just say something... anything... 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1159 I’d rather they rob me at gunpoint 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1160 I promise you both, there is nothing wrong with my car’s warranty. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1161 You could start by telling him it's impolite to point. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1162 Yes, I do mime 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1163 I'm sorry, it's got something to do with my student loans. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1164 They are my "in-person" emojis. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1165 How do I pantomime F.U.? 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1166 I’m trapped in this box and all you care about is protecting your man purse. 1.2786 0.05076 140 112 17 11
1167 I have nothing to say. 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
1168 Ooh. La la. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1169 If you don't say something, I will! 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1170 Is the zit that bad? 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
1171 Is this your idea of a nice quiet evening 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1172 My mime is a little rusty, but I think they want to know where you got your cross body bag. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1173 They're very vocal about the facial recognition controversy. 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1174 Don't just stand there. Mime something! 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
1175 Are you going to help me or stand there and say nothing? 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1176 I don't know how to tell them to leave me alone. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1177 There’s too much mime in the streets; I think we should move. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1178 Still glad the pandemic's winding down? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1179 I miss lockdown. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1180 Just because men are bad at reading body language doesn't mean this was a good idea. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
1181 Don't mind them. With my in-laws not coming this year, my husband is making sure someone is going through the motions. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1182 I only have eyes for you. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1183 Not what I had in mind when I said "We'll always have Paris." 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1184 I thought it said, "Daily Memes" when I subscribed. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1185 They've followed me for a block now- and it's been the most aggressive silent treatment that I've ever had to endure 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1186 You know, we can always use i-translate. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1187 I'm begging you George, show them some of your shawdow boxing moves. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1188 My therapist said it would help me visualize my boundaries 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1189 Apparently, I’ve built a wall around myself. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1190 You never listen to me. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1191 Those are the worst pick-up mimes ever. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1192 Mum's the word about this. 1.2759 0.05037 145 117 16 12
1193 Honey, I said I secretly like to play 'MINEcraft' 1.2759 0.03660 145 112 29 4
1194 They think you're judging me. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1195 I take it back. I don't prefer the quiet type. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1196 Don't just stand there, say something! 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1197 Listen, I know that you have trouble expressing yourself, but… 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1198 First word sounds like eye. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1199 They're a lot cheaper and just as effective as the bodyguards I used to hire. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1200 I can't believe you're giving me the silent treatment again. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1201 I've heard they're desperate for tourists in Paris. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1202 It's actually been a pretty quiet night. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1203 It is what you think. 1.2748 0.04205 131 97 32 2
1204 You knew you were due for a Mimeogram 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1205 You can try all you want but she’s mime 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1206 Okay okay, it's just a zit! 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1207 What do you think they're trying to say? 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1208 I'm wearing an invisible mask. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1209 'Honey,I really don't appreciate your silent treatment." 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1210 I can't believe you're giving me the silent treatment. 1.2742 0.04336 124 92 30 2
1211 I think they are asking where your mask is. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1212 Some people get memes. I just get mimes. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1213 Eric, Is this your idea of giving me the silent treatment? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1214 You could just tell me how you are feeling 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1215 Mother always said I had a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1216 They're accusing you of boxing me in. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1217 Your silent treatment just gets more entertaining. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1218 Ssssh! 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1219 I told you not to give them anything. Now we'll never get rid of them. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1220 Mime Rhinoplasty 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1221 Fork over your imaginary cash. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
1222 I'm sorry, it's over. I feel like our relationship is a charade. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1223 I don't think your problems are worse than mime. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1224 Dating app in the time of Marcel Marceau. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1225 Want to join our polycule? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1226 I can't say.... 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1227 Don't worry, they're all action, no talk 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1228 You had to tell them the box wasn't real, didn't you? 1.2727 0.04910 121 96 18 7
1229 HE said "HI". Should I say "HI"? 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1230 I think my dermatologist sent them. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1231 They’re from that new interactive production, ‘I Did it Mime Way’. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1232 I thought you were done giving me the silent treatment. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1233 Can't you just propose like a normal person? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1234 When she met his parents, Meredith began to understand why John was so apathetic. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1235 The side effects of the French vaccine weren't discovered in time. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1236 You can see why clear, effective communication is important to me. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1237 Let's go to France!" you said. "You'll love France!" you said 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1238 The mimes are making a meme out of me. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1239 This is one French export I could live without. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1240 Am I right, this is the interpretive performance of “Enjoy the Silence”?” 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1241 You really have to admire their artistry. Anyway, give them your wallet. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1242 I prefer being mugged with words. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1243 "You're all caught up in the mime meme." 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1244 Just mime your own business! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1245 This wasn't what I had in mind, when you told me you're working on your inability to say what's on your mind! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1246 Was it something I said? 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1247 I guess I need to start thinking outside the box. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1248 Roughly translated they say: " beware the man purse." 1.2712 0.05471 118 95 14 9
1249 They say this makeup really speaks to them. 1.2712 0.05471 118 95 14 9
1250 I'm sorry, I don't speak mime. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1251 They want your money. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1252 Who farted? 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1253 I told you you had food on your face. 1.2710 0.04605 155 123 22 10
1254 They think I'm French. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1255 It’s not you, it’s us. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1256 They want you out of their box. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1257 The mask monitoring here is annoying. And effective. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1258 I don't know how they got out of the glass box they came in. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
1259 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop carrying my silencer. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1260 Nothing much. What's going on with you? 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1261 May I have a word with you, alone. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1262 Are they asking me to marry you? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1263 Why do mimes seem to have so much to say? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1264 I have no more words… 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
1265 Maybe this is just what happens when you tell French men to shut up. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
1266 It's my silentourage. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1267 eh, not to worry, maintenant we are triple vaccinated, no? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1268 I ordered French wines, But I got French mimes. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1269 Call mime-one-one. 1.2700 0.04462 100 73 27 0
1270 Apparently if either of these guys talk a unicorn loses its wings. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1271 Pardonnez-moi, but I don't mime French. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1272 Just answer their question so we can go home 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1273 So, I'm guessing 'If you see something, say something' is officially out. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1274 Don't move or say anything and maybe they'll move on. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1275 I hate it when you give me the silent treatment ! 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1276 They will not not shut up. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1277 Do you also like Jerry Lewis? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1278 Don't panic, they're looking for an invisible key to unlock the invisible box. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1279 I told you I needed to get that mole checked. 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
1280 I should have never opened that invisible box. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1281 They're a little confused about our city's mask mandate 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1282 No one can mime their own business nowadays. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1283 I wonder if "stand your ground" could be applicable? 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1284 Laryngitis. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1285 Remind me. Do I run, fight back, or play dead? 1.2683 0.05424 123 100 13 10
1286 I'm speechless. You look nothing like your on-line dating profile. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1287 Well, they were easier to book a time with than my dermatologist. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1288 I don't see anything, what do you see? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1289 Just freshen up your makeup, Hon, and they’ll go away. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1290 ...when life imitates art 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1291 I'm helping them find their voice. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1292 I think he wants you to ‘use your words’. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1293 Actually, Bob, you're the one who doesn't listen. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1294 White people problems. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1295 Is it a crime to hit a mime? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1296 Relax, my drama coach assures me it's not contagious. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1297 Despite progress on such issues, women throughout the city continue to be harassed by inappropriate miming. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1298 They’re here to act out my insecurities 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1299 There are no words . . . . 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1300 don't worry honey their just a couple friends of mime 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1301 Why can't you communicate? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1302 Sorry Jim. I simply prefer the silent type. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1303 A victim of mime games. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1304 Should I go get the Mime spray? 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1305 The CDC says it's not contagious. 1.2667 0.04223 120 94 22 4
1306 yet inside i feel nothing 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1307 Just say you don't like my nose. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1308 My goodness, I just do not know what to say! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1309 Are you kidding me? You hired these dumb mimes to propose to me. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1310 Don't know if I like your idea of foreplay. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1311 Just use your words! 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1312 We need to talk about the summer I spent in Paris. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1313 It feels like the universe is trying to tell me something, but can’t find the words. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1314 Let's just say I advise reading the fine print before signing a silent partnership agreement. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1315 I think they’re warning me not to rain on their charade. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1316 Don't act too excited to see me 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1317 Gerald, if you wanted to say something, just say it. I don't appreciate this silent treatment. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1318 $5 each ought to do it” 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1319 Tell the office that I won't be in today. I'm trapped in an invisible box again. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1320 It's a misunderstanding, I just shrugged. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1321 Henry always fantasized about watching his wife in a three-way she hated. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1322 This is one of those special moments when words are unnecessary. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1323 Okay, it is _way_ too soon for social swarming. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1324 The Tinder Mimes are telling me I was supposed to Swipe Left, sorry. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1325 No, I don’t hear anything unusual. Why? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1326 Call off your goons, I'm not going. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1327 I'd be happy to go out with you. Just as soon as these guys get me out of this glass box. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1328 Apparently, in France, I'd be considered to be the perfect American. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1329 SHE SMILED, LOOK SHE SMILED! 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1330 This is what I get for making fun of them in High school. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1331 They better be calling you a big loser for that man purse you got and not calling me nosy for asking them if their underwear match. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1332 Jeremy, we need to talk. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1333 As if you needed another excuse not to ask directions 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1334 I told you it would be weird when we stopped wearing masks. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1335 Yes,I've heard of the silent treatment,but this is ridiculous. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1336 Who let these guys out of their box? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1337 Why don't you speak for yourself, John. 1.2652 0.04146 132 99 31 2
1338 They’re telling me “eye” should “say” to you-ten years is too long without a proposal. 1.2650 0.04525 117 91 22 4
1339 Don’t just stand there, don’t say something! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1340 You wanna talk about it? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1341 I think he wants you to open the door for me. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1342 Don't just stand there, get me out of this imaginary box. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1343 Eh, I said I enjoyed good memes. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1344 So the silent treatment, huh? 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
1345 I don't exist, that's how good they are. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1346 I reminded you to use the mime repellent when we left the house. 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
1347 So you don't see them? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1348 I don’t want a single word out of you. Or—uh—gesture, either. 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
1349 You're muted 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1350 Do I have to spell everything out for you, Stewart? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1351 You're not listening to what I'm saying. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1352 My therapist said there's an invisible wall around me, so I hired professionals to dismantle it. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1353 The show was fine. I just don’t think we needed to order takeout. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1354 I thought you said blind date. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1355 There’s a Marcel Marceau contest around the corner. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1356 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I was open to a threesome. 1.2636 0.05873 110 91 9 10
1357 Just remember, they can smell boredom. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1358 I can’t hear you! 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1359 Needless to say my joke misfired when I told them to “mime their own business.” 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1360 I don't know who they are, they won't say. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1361 Seeing that Jane still had food on her cheek from their brunch date, Larry decided to let her know. But he was a strong and silent type of guy so Larry unleashed his two mimes. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1362 Please don't let them build a glass wall around me. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1363 Don’t you dare say a word! 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1364 Mime them to Bug Off! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1365 Read my lips 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1366 What’s yours is mime. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1367 And another one, here, too! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1368 This is what happens when you make eye contact. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1369 Still not speaking to me, huh? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1370 I really hate the silent treatment. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1371 Let's dispense with the charade, why did you ask me to meet you today? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1372 Why did you send in the clowns? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1373 You win, enough of the silent treatment. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1374 You are wrong. Talking isn't overrated." 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1375 Distract, then call “mime-one-one.” 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1376 It’s not you, I’ve just been feeling really boxed in lately. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1377 Welcome to middle age, you're officially invisible. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1378 I forgot to tell you. I do have one quirky fear." 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1379 Hey Honey..... happy anniversary? 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1380 They're annoying variant from France 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1381 Next time, I would prefer a Zoom call. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1382 Just remember silence IS golden! 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1383 I really prefer the little devil and angel on my shoulders thing. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1384 Hi. It's a Mime-a-Gram, you know, New York. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1385 Call off the mimes! For God’s sake just say it! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1386 I don't know how to say this... 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1387 The silent treatment again, Harry? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1388 What I think you're trying to tell me is it's not you it's me. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
1389 They’re my mother’s avatars. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1390 There’s no rule that says you can’t talk either. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1391 Mime your own business! 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1392 The Zoloft wasn't working. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1393 He said, “Will you be mime?” 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1394 This must be what a touchless car wash feels like. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1395 I just feel like I can’t get through to you anymore… 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1396 Doctors remain baffled by some of the effects of long term Covid. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1397 The silent treatment? How mature. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1398 I didn’t want you to find out this way, I was going to tell you… 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1399 See the life I gave up for you, Harold. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1400 Never, ever, order spinach in Paris! 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1401 Are you certain our marriage counselor said "work on your non-verbal communication skills?" 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1402 Stop trying to undermime me 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1403 … should we reschedule? 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1404 Stay calm, and let me do all the talking. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1405 If you wanted me to send you a meme, you should have double checked your spelling. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1406 I hate getting the silent treatment. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1407 Look, I'm just feeling really boxed in right now." 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1408 Is this a muted attack? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1409 Tell him a text message would have been faster and cheaper. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1410 You at least should say something. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1411 The city needs to crack down on street mime. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1412 Sounds like "Figaro Calling". Oh, I get it, "Piano Fal......". 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1413 I don’t call this a return to normalcy… 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1414 Somebody say something. Please. 1.2600 0.05148 100 80 15 5
1415 Apparently Timmy fell down the well. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1416 No comment. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1417 They, at least, pretend to care. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1418 Really? The silent treatment again? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1419 We're leaving you, Matt. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1420 SILENT TEARS 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
1421 You try booking a mariachi band on May 5th 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1422 Que'est que ce "personal space? 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1423 I liked them better with the masks on. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1424 They asked me to mediate. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1425 You really goin' out with that guy? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1426 As I always say, kill a mime, go to heaven. 1.2589 0.05636 112 92 11 9
1427 He says you forgot your mask. 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
1428 Try the other door. 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1429 Were you even going to tell me about it? 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1430 I told you that I shouldn’t have asked, “Où est la toilette?” 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1431 Don't mime them, they're speechless." 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1432 Can’t we discuss avant garde theater and not always end up in this mime field? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1433 Sally always hated getting her annual mimmogram. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1434 Go get me some bear spray and a baseball bat. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1435 My lawyers are advising me not to speak to you anymore. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1436 Still think I was overreacting? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1437 Don't you think you're taking the silent treatment a bit too far? 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1438 Ne me quitte pas. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1439 I suffer from mime-graines. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1440 They're called the Guardian Mimes. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1441 You say it's not me -- but is having more mimes in your life what your really want? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1442 I think they're trying to say that you have an impacted upper incisor. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1443 Give them something dear; they aren’t your ordinary panhandlers! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1444 I think they’re mocking me for not wearing a mask. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1445 I'm starting to think your mother isn't so bad. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1446 I've told you before that I don't respond well to the silent treatment. 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1447 she never figured out how to un-mute herself 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1448 I just hate Marcel Marceau Remembrance Week." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton F 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1449 I've never felt so NOT scared in my life. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1450 See, it's me, not you. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1451 Guess what I'm pretending. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1452 My sons and I argued. Now they're giving me the silent treatment. 1.2571 0.04494 105 84 17 4
1453 I would not call this a kind gesture, Jeff. 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
1454 In this ‘hood, no one can hear you scream. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1455 They’re my emotional support mimes. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1456 They remind me of one of Simon and Garfunkel's big hits. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1457 And YOU said to me that my eye shadow looked devine. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1458 You've always been a quiet guy, Fred, but THIS is how you break up with me?" 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1459 Maybe they have a point, I have felt a little trapped in this relationship lately, 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1460 Is it really April 1st already? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1461 Ed, tell them it's not a pimple. It's a beauty mark. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1462 Don't Listen to them, Deloris; you're perfect just the way you are! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1463 Just don’t look them in eye, Steve. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1464 I said I love your parents as much as mine... not if they were mimes. 1.2564 0.04232 117 98 12 7
1465 You people need to get a life. Seriously! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1466 You could have just ghosted me. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1467 No, I won't date you. I've had enough of the silent type. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1468 Do you have the spray? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1469 Oh, fake news; don't listen. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1470 It's better to ignore them. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1471 This forced entertainment is just one more example of how you're boxing me in . . . and you've got all these rules that prevent us from talking about it. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1472 Richard, take out your imaginary baseball bat and hit them over the head! 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1473 When you told me your dermatologists were trained in Europe, this not what I thought. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1474 Don't look at me like that. There's nothing to say. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1475 I think they like my eye liner. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1476 Patricia,will your emotional support mimes be joining us for dinner? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1477 I think he's saying you have Marcel Marceau's nose. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1478 I don't know what the hell is going on with these mimes, but would you please do something besides stare? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1479 Don't worry. It's just the French version of facial recognition software. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1480 Hold still. They sense fear. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1481 She had once again chosen not to listen to her intutition and its frantic hand gesturing was proving distracting. 1.2547 0.05115 106 86 14 6
1482 This is a weird thing to admit on a first date, but I see mime people. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1483 It’s not my fault we don’t communicate any more. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1484 will you please be mime? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1485 This Mime Meme Metaverse is getting out of hand. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1486 I actually think your rhinoplasty looks quite nice. 1.2545 0.05546 110 90 12 8
1487 Guys, you don’t understand, she’s blind. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1488 You may not see it, but I know there’s a wall between us. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1489 In case you missed my imperfections, they’re pointing them out now. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1490 Don't just stand there. Throw a tomato. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1491 Shelly thought she had finally silenced her inner critic,but realized in that moment the depth of her issues. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1492 I met them on the flight from Paris. They're still on mute mode. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1493 Yes. I have been suffering in silence... 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1494 It beats therapy. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1495 I told you my parents would love you! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1496 They’re funny. Really. It’s just the Botox. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1497 When I said I didn't want to hear another word from you this wasn't what I had in mind! 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1498 I can't go with you. I've been walled. 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1499 Just hand over your purse or they’ll bore you to death! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1500 It started when I said I was at a loss for words. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1501 They are saying something in French I don't understand 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1502 They want you to French Kiss me. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1503 I think I'm becoming a mime meme... 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1504 You're not fooling anyone by pretending not to be jealous. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1505 Why do I feel like there's something you're not telling me..? 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1506 There's that look again. Boys, you know what to do. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1507 I still don't understand. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1508 That reminds me… I need to cancel Facebook. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1509 Something I said? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1510 You're wrong. I do know how to express my feelings. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1511 This is terrifying. Is it supposed to be? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1512 We just want directions to the Metropolitan. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1513 Alright, alright, I get it. The silent treatment is annoying. 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
1514 Don’t worry, they can’t steal my voice. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1515 Please tell me you brought the invisible box. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1516 I think they want to know where the Port Authority Terminal is but can't quite not put it into words. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1517 I understand that they don't like my makeup, but they won't tell me what to do about it!" 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1518 Maybe the quarantine wasn't so bad. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1519 ''Why can't these silly mimes just tell me I have a zit?' 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1520 I told you this concealer was working. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1521 ..four letters..sounds like basque..masque..no... mask....YOU MUST WEAR MASK! 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1522 They're telling me to either wear a mask, or, get off my foot. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1523 This is just a free trial. I'll cancel it after the seven days. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1524 We will never speak of this again. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1525 I was rescued and deprogrammed, but they still can't believe it. 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1526 A mime is a terrible thing to waste. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1527 Stop saying you can read my mime. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1528 They say we can kiss, but our lips must be sealed. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1529 I’m not speaking to you. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1530 Honey, please climb over the fence and shoo them away. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1531 They said I’m stuck in the box… 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1532 My nose is really out of joint. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1533 My husband's an actor, the kids take after him. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1534 I'm feeling boxed in. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1535 You...in a box...You feel trapped 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1536 They helped me see the wall between us. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1537 Don't worry, they are vaccinated 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1538 The mayor says there's not much they can do aside from building them all glass boxes. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1539 I think they’re trying to tell you to use your words 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1540 Think outside the box with someone else! 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1541 They are saying "Surprise me!" for dinner. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1542 Feigning disinterest isn't working; get out the air mace. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1543 If I give them the silent treatment, maybe they will go away! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1544 This is New York, not San Fran; Do not make eye contact, do not engage, just keep walking. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1545 You're a sweet and adventurous man, Dennis. But I'm comfortable here in my little box. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1546 Excuse me, sir … would you happen to have a taser I could borrow? 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1547 It’s your fault. You opened that imagery door and let them in. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1548 It's over? Why couldn't you come right out and say it? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1549 She hates when he gives her the silent treatment. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1550 When you said your brothers were actors on Broadway, you were technically correct." 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1551 Sometimes I just want to mime them back. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1552 OK, who let them out of the box? 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1553 I think they're saying, "will mime for food." 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1554 I'm afraid they're both mime. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1555 I think I would take it as a compliment. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1556 Relax, this is great practice for our trip to Paris 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1557 If you thought blind dates were bad, try a mute date. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1558 Sorry, I'm not dating now; I've got too many walls up. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1559 Funny seeing you. Not mimes-funny. But funny. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1560 Paris is a moveable triste. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1561 My husband won't ask for directions so I really appreciate your help. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1562 They’re telling you that you have a Zit, in classic French 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1563 Steve, I'd like to have a word with you 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1564 Sounds fun. Have your people mime my people. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
1565 She’s will be mime. All mime. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1566 I wish they wouldn't just shut up. 1.2500 0.04388 108 82 25 1
1567 Words can’t express what you mean to me 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1568 Got it! It’s Poke Her Face”. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1569 Mime place or yours? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1570 If you'd like to wait, they're almost finished. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1571 Worst birthday gift EVER. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1572 Pretend you're in a box. They can't touch you if you're in a box. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1573 TFW words fail me. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1574 Is the bigger problem the mimes or the husband not doing anything? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1575 They do this every time I get a pimple. 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1576 That's the last time I'll wear this perfume downtown. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1577 Sometimes I hate being a marriage counselor. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1578 Ok. You win. I can't take any more of the silent treatment. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1579 I don't talk to my ex-es 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1580 If you lie…I will know! 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1581 I call it existential stereo. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1582 He's pointing out that with botox I can't be a mime. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1583 I'm sorry, I should have told you about them sooner. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1584 I really prefer the silent type. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1585 Covid mime meme. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1586 Don’t say a thing! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1587 Quick! Distract them with an imaginary puppy! 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1588 Remember when we used to just whistle for a cab? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1589 Just don’t stand there; Mime something. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1590 Mimes sans limites - I hate them 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1591 To be fair, we're outside, I just got my booster, and they don't have their masks on either. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1592 Is it a pimple? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1593 Kill me. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1594 "That guy's a loser" 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1595 Don’t worry, they only know how to get out of an imaginary box” 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1596 I’ve been mimed! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1597 We can rebuild her, even better than before! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1598 At least I don't have to buy noise cancelling headphones. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1599 I hate it when they give you the silent treatment. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1600 I never know if what’s happening is real or just my mimes playing tricks on me. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1601 Not again... 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1602 I'm trying to say " "! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1603 Is this who you hired to sing Happy Birthday to me? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1604 What is it Roger? What do they see?! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1605 Everyone has baggage, Ted. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1606 Gotta trust me on this, fellas. Beefeater guards blink before Alice will. We sleep together. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1607 They think you smell bad... 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1608 Why didn't YOU say my mascara was smudged? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1609 So is "miming" the new ghosting? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1610 My doctor prescribed 'the silent treatment' 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
1611 So, will you marry me? 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1612 Bill, you are about as helpful as an imaginary rope 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1613 Am I supposed to be invisible too? 1.2460 0.05000 126 103 15 8
1614 I think they are trying to tell you I smell funny. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1615 I’ve heard of giving someone the silent treatment but this is ridiculous. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1616 I can help you two pretend you're being hit with pepper spray. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1617 Yeah..., I think you have a little too much baggage. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1618 You told you friends I would leave them speechless? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1619 If you aren’t going to wear masks, you need to be irritating six feet away from me. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1620 Is this your idea of a gag,Brian? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1621 Sorry, I can’t, I have a um...an appointment thing...with the...eh... 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1622 Can’t you read my mime? 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1623 You know how some people have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other...? 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1624 Don't try to fight them, Jane. Just give them what they want. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1625 This is mime for "I want a divorce". 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1626 If you ever bring your mime buddies again on a date... 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1627 You just read my mime. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1628 There must be some other way to tell you I love you, but I simply don't know how . . . . 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1629 I told them not to say anything about meeting you. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1630 Is this an artsy public proposal, dear, or a plastic-surgery promo? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1631 Annoying too, but at least they’re trying to communicate. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1632 They're from my pickpocket class. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1633 I may be afraid of clowns, but this is just SUPER-ANNOYING! 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1634 They’re my anxieties, ignore them 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1635 I said I think MEMES are funny! 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1636 I think the terms of our divorce were very clear, Roland. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1637 How red flags were identified before Twitter. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1638 A mask is the only thing that'll make them go away. 1.2451 0.04280 102 77 25 0
1639 I think they’re warning me to stop seeing you before it’s too late. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1640 I passed them in the park on the way home and made the mistake of telling them the horizontal stripes make them look fat. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1641 Meet my two favorite friends. They are good listeners. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1642 I'm so over silent movies. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1643 I didn't know the Frenh were so spooked by Botox. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1644 We have a big 'No Mime' sign at the city limits and we don't feed them, but they come back every year anyway. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1645 Apparently, keeping mum won't make them go away. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1646 I hate to be nosy, but your window of opportunity is closing. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1647 Is this a lazy joke about social distancing? 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1648 I'm ready for my close-up, Herbert. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1649 I'm sorry Fred, but right now I can't let anyone in. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1650 Zat’s a zit! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1651 2 Mimes That He’s Just Not Into You 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1652 Can't you just speak up? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1653 I really wish these guys could go mime their own business. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1654 I truly hate Daylight Savings Mime and this extra hour of mime. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1655 Actually, what I said was I love memes. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1656 I brought my friends along to help me tell you we have to break up. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1657 Ou est Waldo? 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1658 Fresh memes was what I said I wanted from you. MEMES. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1659 Which mime is yours? 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1660 Could you help me out here, oh heart-of-mime? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1661 I've found a way to be better at expressing my feelings. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1662 You think you've got problems? I'm being stalked by a fire hydrant." 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1663 Retail cosmetics has become so passive-aggressive. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1664 No I don’t have a pimple; they’re just miming that I do…. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1665 I hear you! 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1666 But you told me to send you mimes! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1667 Check the internet for how to say ‘Get outta my face’ in Mime. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1668 ... and they don't like your shirt, either. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1669 I tried 'Get lost' but that only got them more animated. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
1670 I am a multi language AI personal robot and don’t speak French 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1671 good luck, she never listens to me either 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1672 My therapist told me I needed to work on speaking with my actions. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1673 This is way worse than the time I had bedbugs. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1674 Wait. I thought we were going for mimosas. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1675 You’re right. We probably shouldn’t have let them out of that box. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1676 I told you there’s a mimewave 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1677 Who are YOU wearing? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1678 I said MIND your own business. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1679 Are you trying to tell me something you can’t express? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1680 When emoticons just aren't enough 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1681 Somehow,I don’t think that, “We’ll always have Paris” will be our thing. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1682 It was them or being followed by an accordionist. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1683 Is this your idea of sexting on a budget? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1684 You don’t say 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1685 Anti-Vax Mimes are a new low. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1686 I don't think this is what the therapist meant when she suggested working on our non-verbal communication. 1.2414 0.03990 116 88 28 0
1687 It's a zit. Deal with it. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1688 OK,we can take them home, but YOU’RE going to feed them. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1689 ...of course I slept with them, Kevin, they know how it feels to be SILENTLY TRAPPED IN A BOX 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1690 Now I feel like I'm in a box. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1691 I'm just saying...... 1.2411 0.04702 112 91 16 5
1692 Wait, wait! Don’t tell me… 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1693 Unsure of this first date, Eloise receives subtle messages from her friends. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1694 These are Woke Mimes, dear. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1695 I'm pretty sure they're miming for Bitcoin. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1696 Do you mime getting these idiots away from me? 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1697 And to think I thought I could cover up this raging cold sore for our date…well needless to say I did not expect this. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1698 It’s not what you think.” 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1699 If I say I do, will you call off the mimes? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1700 Can you hear me I seem to be stuck in some sort of invisible box!! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1701 Help! I'm being mimed. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1702 Whatever you do, don't walk backwards. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1703 Wait, what. Will you be mime? 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1704 Why can't they just ask for spare change like everyone else? 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1705 Honey, don’t stand here and tell me you aren’t giving me the silent treatment… 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1706 If you say "zit, alors" one more time . . ." 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1707 Try giving them the silent treatment. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1708 No worries, I heard there's an increase in street mimes since the pandemic started. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1709 It’s a new variant, Covid mime-teen 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1710 Phone died. Astonished face. Crying face. Send. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1711 See, this is what it feels like when you are not listening to me. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1712 A little early for Silent Night, isn't it? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1713 They want me to give you the silent treatment. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1714 He's asking me intimate details about our sex life, but assures me that he won't say a word. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1715 Is that a murse? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1716 Honey, I think I've been Marcel Marceau'd. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1717 It was a nice date until you started with the mimesplaining. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1718 Wonder how she's enjoying the silent treatment for a change? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1719 They’re not prescription; I just pick up a pair when I need to read someone. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1720 Sorry, According to them, You're not my Type... 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1721 Couldn't you have found a better way to point out my blemish to me? 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1722 I'm guessing: Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1723 This is why you don’t let them out of that invisible box. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1724 Yes, straight ahead two blocks. But watch the cross traffic; it can be a real mime field. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1725 They can’t mug me through the invisible box! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1726 They're my anger translators. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1727 Mimes. It had to be mimes. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1728 It was this or mariachis. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1729 MUM’s the non-word. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1730 They've been wrong before. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1731 Apparently, they think you're no good for me. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1732 It loses something in the translation. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1733 I warned you it's a high mime area. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1734 I told you the cops were weird in this precinct 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1735 I think they want you to buy their silence. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
1736 I don’t even remember signing up for this subscription. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1737 I'm sorry, Dan, but these fellas tell me I shouldn't talk to you. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1738 Mime gangs 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1739 Just give them what they want so they’ll let me out of this box! 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1740 Sorry, my brothers just wouldn't stop playing "I'm not touching you" and it led to this. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1741 Okay, you said Minecraft. Sorry. But do you know how hard it was to find these guys? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1742 Just open the box, we’re running late. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1743 If that’s your best knight-in-shining-armor mime, we need to talk. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1744 My dermatologist sent them after I told her I wasn't ready for Botox. 1.2381 0.04594 105 87 13 5
1745 I appreciate the effort, but I don't think this is going to solve the problems we have communicating. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1746 They won't leave my side ever since I freed them from that invisible box they were trapped in. 1.2376 0.05655 101 84 10 7
1747 You really are into non-verbal expression! 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
1748 She was just walking home on Thursday evening, minding her own business, when out of nowhere they robbed her of her dignity. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1749 This isn't part of the massive spending program, is it? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1750 I didn’t know you speak French. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
1751 They’ve been beret-ing me all day. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1752 I wish you’d communicate with a different love language. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1753 "They think my face lift is barely a 5." 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1754 Terror on the streets: Hide your flaws! 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1755 When they said they wanted to institute a silent mask reminder, I thought they just meant putting up signs. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1756 There are no words for him. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1757 Welcome to my Language of Love 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1758 Use a silencer. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1759 Do I have a booger in my nose? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1760 Don't worry, unlike you I understand non-verbal cues 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1761 They call themselves facial mimes. They look concerned! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1762 So this is your idea of charades?! 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1763 My brothers say that you remind them of our mother. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1764 When you said, “he was the strong, silent type,” this is not what I pictured. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1765 Again?! Last week I was attacked by balloon animals! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1766 I'm locked in an invisible cage and have a zit? 1.2366 0.04946 131 109 13 9
1767 Wait, honey. I think you’ve got something in your teeth 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1768 Yes, I know it makes you uncomfortable but I simply cannot leave the house without my support mimes. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
1769 I outsourced my anxiety. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1770 Mimespaining. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1771 I told you once and for all. She hates mime. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1772 Maybe we shouldn't talk about this. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1773 Are you asking me to marry you? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1774 Did you forget the invisible box again? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1775 What is it for god's sake? Just tell me. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1776 Listen to me, not him. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1777 John, meet mime parents... 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1778 Pinocchio? 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
1779 MY idea of how we could communicate better? This was YOUR idea of how we could communicate better.” 1.2364 0.05468 110 92 10 8
1780 Yes, catcalling is so obnoxious! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1781 ‘Your idea of French immersion ?’ 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1782 And what did _you_ think double date meant? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1783 They are in great danger. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1784 I can't stand your silent judgment anymore, Ron. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1785 Brett continued his passive aggressive behavior by hiring two mimes to let sally know he didn't want to go the museum 1.2358 0.05616 106 89 9 8
1786 I wish they would mime their own business. 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1787 .” “ ?” “ ! 1.2358 0.05043 123 102 13 8
1788 Just go without me, Steve. I’m trapped in a box. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1789 So, this is what begging looks like in the age of crypto currency? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1790 Just pretend there’s an invisible wall around you. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1791 If you wanted to "kiss and make-up" all you had to do was ask. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1792 Why didn't you say anything? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1793 Ah Madame I am zee artiste—and now your wallet please. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1794 These are my Xs that had difficulty communicating 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1795 I think they think that the glass cube is real" 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1796 This reminds me of when I got a nose job from Picasso 1.2348 0.04912 132 110 13 9
1797 I am sorry, I need to be with people who actually communicate. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1798 They don't think this is going to work out. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1799 I forgot my mime repellent at home. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1800 I've been meaning to tell you, I'm an Orthodox mime." 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1801 I told you saying "Mime your own business" would only egg them on. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1802 Silent but deadly 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1803 I think they're telling you, "Put your hands up, give me your money, or I'll shoot you". 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1804 They're debt collectors, and very effective. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1805 Are they telling me not enough makeup or too much? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1806 The problem with being attacked by a mime gang is that nobody can hear you scream. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1807 Can we keep them, please? They won’t make much noise. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
1808 I can't tell whether they are trying to mug you or delight you. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1809 Ooh la la! Quelles chique bones!  Incomparable! 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1810 Works of the pairish 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1811 This is the good side of town. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1812 My kingdom for an actual glass box... 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1813 As if the virus isn't already invisible. Idiots. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1814 Fork over some small bills, Walter. Now Walter! 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1815 They are weekend dermatologists. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1816 Ok, wait? Who is the mimer here? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1817 Curse that Autocorrect! I wanted a meme generator! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1818 I think they’re saying I’m too good for you. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1819 Mime missionaries again. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1820 So is this a blind date or a speechless one? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1821 Mimes are signing: "Put your hands up this is a stickup" 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
1822 I don't know why. It must have been something I said.... 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1823 I feel like you're trying to tell me something. 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1824 I only mentioned that I once met Marcel Marceau. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1825 I knew I should’ve put some makeup on my zit 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1826 For once can we not take the shortcut down Rue Marcel Marceau? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1827 No, this is not what I meant about getting the silent treatment, Roger. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1828 You think a mime-over is a good idea? 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1829 There's cheaper ways to give me the silent treatment. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1830 I don't think I'm getting what I wanted out of this new vanishing cream 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1831 'Im of two mimes. I just can't decide. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1832 I'm not ready to give up yet, but next time I pick the marriage councelor(s). 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1833 No, really, I don't mime. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1834 It was the only hobby that kept them quiet. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1835 My brothers don't want me to date you. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1836 Should I just give them my purse so they'll go away? 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1837 OK I agree. I do need a hearing test after all. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1838 Use your glass box, honey! 1.2326 0.04735 129 106 16 7
1839 The one on my right is my regular mime. The other's just learning the ropes. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1840 Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street and off Mime Central? 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1841 We need to break up... I just feel boxed in. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1842 These guys are recruiting me to go pro with my silent treatment. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1843 Don't say a word. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1844 You may be a man of few words but this is ridiculous! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1845 Quick, do the wall to get rid of them! 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1846 I tried to ignore them but then the box just gets bigger and the wind just get gustier. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1847 Given them all of your money or they'll follow us. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1848 Go away. I hate mimes. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1849 Your actions speak louder than words. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1850 How many mimes does it take to change a lightbulb? You will stay in the dark. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1851 I wish you had the guts to say something. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1852 Yikes. I think they’re acting out my colonoscopy. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1853 Whoever told them to think "outside the box" should be arrested! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1854 They imprinted on me when they hatched. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1855 Mime crime -- the silent menace! 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1856 #MimeToo 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1857 Date night mimes that make you feel like you’re at home with your kids. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1858 I'm sorry, I don't speak French. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1859 My details are a bit sketchy 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1860 Please call Mime Stoppers. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1861 Smell no evil? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1862 This is New York, not San Francisco! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1863 I hate it when your family won't talk to me. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1864 Who are they to tell ME about contouring? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1865 Oh, I thought you said you were of two “minds” about it. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1866 I think it's time to admit that our donation to Save the Mimes was a mistake. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1867 I hate mime peek a boo. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1868 Are you trying to read my mime?? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1869 It's not you, I've just been feeling trapped lately. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1870 You shouldn't let your friends speak for you. 1.2314 0.03850 121 93 28 0
1871 It’s a mime crime in progress. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
1872 Mask-wearing enforcers are more subtle in Paris. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1873 I just asked for directions. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1874 I feel an invisible wall coming on. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1875 They handed me a pamphlet for discount nose jobs. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1876 Say "Laure(s)". 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1877 What’s the mime for ‘please crawl back in your box’? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1878 Oh, don't mime them. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1879 What can I say? They turn me on. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1880 What's a four-letter word for 'Gallic Torture.' 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
1881 Your saying you want a relationship but your non-verbal communication makes me think this isn't going to work. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1882 Rhinoplasty! Deviated Septum! Rhinoplasty! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1883 If you can tolerate this, you can have kids. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1884 What did I do to deserve this? 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
1885 It's either a zit or a depiction of Armageddon. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1886 Guys ... I was simply saying to my husband, 'Which way is the subway?' 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1887 Is this another blind date? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
1888 Just let them get it out of their system and maybe then they will hail us a cab. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1889 Did the love affair mime you too? 1.2308 0.04508 130 108 15 7
1890 I know I said you need to work on your communication but this is not what I had in mind. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1891 This is not what I was expecting when you said, "will you be mine." 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1892 Why didn't you remind me to apply mime repellent? 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1893 I think they're trying to tell me something but I don't speak mime. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1894 I'm glad the Australians reneged on the submarine deal" 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1895 I have fibromimealgia.Very rare and VERY annoying. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1896 They’re signaling me to come into their world. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1897 From what I can tell, they’ll disappear if I order their Botox treatment. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1898 They broke out just to do this? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1899 Are you just going to stand there or help them get me out? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1900 Just tell them you can’t hear them!! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1901 My shrink suggested them when I started Prozac. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1902 Apparently they can hear you. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1903 Is there no end to the mask shaming? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1904 I think they found a pimple 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1905 I wish they would mime their own business.". Betsy Cunningham 116 Woodland Drive, Jefferson,N 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1906 They're from Mime Public Radio. It seems we just donated our car to MPR. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1907 I don't know how else to say it... 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1908 Sometimes it feels like I'm just going through the motions. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1909 Would you please send these guys back into their boxes? 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1910 I really like you,Tom, but I need my space. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1911 I guess I'm still muted. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
1912 My therapist told me to "express my emotions more", so here we are. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1913 Um... I guess my foundation is too light." 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1914 I thought "Romance on 4th street" was a meme. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1915 Never mind them. I'm your blind-date for tonight. They're just here to make sure I don't say anything stupid that may turn you off. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1916 They think I'm one of them in disguise. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1917 What is he trying to say? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1918 Let face it they just don't speak American. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1919 No, a justifiable homicide plea won't hold up in court. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1920 I brushed my teeth, cleaned by ears, and blew my nose....if they have anything more to say, tell them to spit it out. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1921 See, Frank, this is why I didn't want to play Charades with your family during Thanksgiving 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1922 It's ok, the invitation said plus two." 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1923 This is why I wanted to leave the boys at home. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1924 This is the weirdest gang initiation I’ve ever seen. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1925 See, I told you people would notice I have a pimple but wouldn’t say anything. 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
1926 Introduction no words needed 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
1927 Apparently, I won a "life-mime supply." 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1928 Phil, will you just give them $20—this could go on all day! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1929 I think they're saying you should be wearing a mask.... or a different shade of lipstick.... its hard to tell!. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1930 I think they are saying how much you love me! 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1931 Look, all I said was I thought their berets looked a little gay. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1932 I get the feeling they don't like you. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1933 They're friends from my club. First rule is I can't talk about it" 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1934 Greg, the silent treatment has gone on long enough 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1935 I’d prefer to be mugged than mimed. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1936 She had vowed this first date would be free of any awkward silences. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1937 Do we tip 'em or tell 'em to mime their own business? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1938 You'd better not give me the silent treatment too. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1939 I know, I know. You're not touching me 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1940 Believe it or not, the sex is great. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1941 I told you, this cartoon is just not that funny. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1942 No worries, George. They're a bit creepy, but sweet. Apparently my nose is their 'pointe fixe'." 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1943 Do I talk too much? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1944 See something, Say something! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1945 Now do you believe me about your white male privilege? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1946 But I love her the way she is. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1947 As soon as they saw me, they went speechless! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1948 Nightmare on Mime Street 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1949 Oooh mon Dieu, you have an eye goobie. 1.2268 0.04750 97 82 10 5
1950 He says, “Read my lips. Your wallet or your wife. Ooo, she’s scared to death.” 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1951 I can't talk now. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1952 Yes, that’s a zit. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1953 First these two, and then you. I only attract clowns. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1954 They do speak for me, so to speak.... 1.2264 0.02607 106 89 15 2
1955 They're sexually transmitted but I think you'll find that I'm worth it. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1956 It’s been brought to my attention that you kiss and told. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1957 Please tell me again how not all types of men catcall women. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1958 Ugh! You told me no one would notice it. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1959 They're showing you my "mime mask". 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1960 This is your idea of emotional intelligence? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1961 I feel like there is an invisible wall between us. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1962 Okay, you were right. I'm getting the mime vaccine." 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1963 Maybe I shouldn’t have let them out of the box! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1964 Uh, maybe I'll just pass on this date. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1965 I know I told you not to comment on my appearance,but the mimes aren't any better. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1966 They think I told a lie? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1967 This is the worst birthday present!! 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1968 The good thing is that they don´t need a bed to sleep in 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1969 I'm trying to have a conversation with you. Can you stop with the distractions? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1970 I deleted my profile from Mime.Match.com months ago but they won't leave me alone. 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
1971 Not the Paris marriage proposal I had imagined. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1972 And you said nonverbal communication skills were overrated. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1973 Back away slowly. No eye contact. No sudden movements. And never call them clowns.” 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1974 Maybe YOU can tell me where I can find a nice cafe' ? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1975 Don't be afraid, they can't touch you inside that box. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1976 Take her, she’s mime! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1977 She distracts very easily. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1978 I'm not leaving this box until they go away. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1979 I'm having performance art anxiety. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1980 Your interpreters are confused, too? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1981 These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand! 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1982 Maybe Brexit isn’t such a bad idea 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1983 These guys are popping up everywhere. Is mime the new meme? 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
1984 I stepped in dog shit on the way here 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1985 Let’s get stuck in traffic and call it a day. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1986 They're busking above ground now that the subways are so dangerous. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1987 Transitions are tough 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1988 Like they said…it’s not you, it’s me. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1989 Be careful. They’re motion activated land mimes. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1990 Quiet 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1991 Actually George, I asked if you've been two timing me. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1992 Maybe they're foreign students looking for a place to have lunch. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1993 Just pretend they are not there. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1994 Well, don't you have anything to say for yourself? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1995 Ed, in the future, please don’t send your mimes to tell me I have a zit. Tell me yourself. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1996 I think that they are trying to tell you something. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1997 They've already done unspeakable things to me. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1998 I’m tired of this silent treatment. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1999 In our way, we're trying to tell you he's no good for you! 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2000 I told you I didn't want to be in a cartoon. 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
2001 Outside the box I am not! 1.2241 0.03791 116 92 23 1
2002 This isn't how the silent treatment is supposed to work at all. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2003 It's asexual harassment. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2004 I ordered some invisible makeup foundation online, and it just spiraled out of control. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2005 I’ve reached the age where I have fine mimes and wrinkles. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2006 If you can’t say anything nice….. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2007 My little brothers are still finding ways to embarrass me in front of dates. 1.2234 0.05888 94 80 7 7
2008 I thought you said, "MIND the gap" 1.2233 0.04562 103 87 11 5
2009 Not the silent treatment again! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2010 No, I said I’d meet you on the corner of 9th St., not Mime St. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2011 What's on your mime? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2012 I said I wanted a couple of personal memes for my birthday, not mimes! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2013 We can help you with that zit.. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2014 Is it body shaming if they don't say anything? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2015 I'm sorry you had to see this, Gary. It's just that you talk too much. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2016 it's better than 'why are you hitting yourself' 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2017 You can see why I decided to give up my life of mime. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2018 Clearly you misunderstood when I said you need to figure out a way to "spice" things up. 1.2231 0.03890 121 97 22 2
2019 I don't know why they just don't come out and say it - you've got a booger showing. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
2020 Give up? It's me in a box. You make me feel like I'm in a box, and I can't escape. Happy anniversary. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2021 Yes, but your look speaks volumes. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2022 Yeah, that's my ex. We broke up because he had a hard time expressing himself. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2023 I don't suppose you remembered the bear spray? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2024 Well, Karen, it seems that there were witnesses to your violation of a mask mandate. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2025 Does this mean I've descended to street mimes for validation that I'm a worthwhile person? 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2026 Our life together has been nothing more than a charade. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2027 Keep it simple, just talk to me. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2028 Get out of your invisible box and and help me out! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2029 Guys just tell me!! My date is right there. Do I have a booger?? 1.2222 0.05026 126 107 10 9
2030 First Date Nightmare v.33.2 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2031 good thing I'm blind because I'd never know if I were surrounded by mimes 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2032 I suggested the twins try sign language, but it's been a slippery slope. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2033 Is there something on my face? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2034 Mime is money. 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
2035 What they’re trying to say is, it’s not you, it’s me 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2036 Sure, Little Paris is just as romantic. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
2037 Let me guess: Marcel Marceau? 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
2038 Okay. Now I wish I had a gun. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2039 I couldn't find the words to say, "it's over!" 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2040 Street Silence 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2041 NO I REALLY DON'T MIME, BUT I DO HAVE TO GO OUI,OUI 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2042 I'm going back to the dog, these support mimes are not really working out " 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2043 Oh, you can see them too? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2044 Will the real Marcel Marceau please sit down….. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2045 Did I mention I’m a triplet? 1.2211 0.03566 95 79 14 2
2046 Must be pretty sweet on that side of the invisible wall. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2047 Don't make them upset. It' might cause a major diplomatic dispute with France 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2048 Hey, just mime your own business, will ya? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2049 So, can we talk about your ridiculous performance in front of my parents last night. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2050 When I said we should work on nonverbal communication, that's not what I meant. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2051 I'm never going to say I like escargot. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
2052 Do you think they can mime getting on a bus and going to New Jersey? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2053 Our therapist did suggest we work on our non-verbal communication. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2054 I preferred it when they were traffic light windscreen washers. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2055 They’re asking if you don’t mime, could they tag along. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
2056 I like it when YOU pay attention to me. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2057 I guess this is the benefit to getting vaccinated. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2058 Our relationship can't continue with all your charades. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2059 I’m trying my best to let you know, you make me feel emotionally boxed in! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2060 What is yours is mime, and what is mime is yours....want to call the whole thing off? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2061 My face mimes no kiss but my soul says you are a loser. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2062 Not even my big brother Kenny could make me flinch. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2063 Let's go to your place! 'Mime' is too annoying! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2064 My body, my choice. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2065 New friends? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2066 Am I this conspicuous?" 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2067 You’re the one who wanted a quiet neighborhood. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2068 If we do end up sleeping together, you can't say anything. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2069 ?" " ! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2070 This is a blind date, right 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2071 Pay up or next time it'll be ventriloquists. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2072 C’est quoi ça? 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2073 Assistive emoti-mimes…free with my Botox treatment! 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2074 Can I borrow your gun? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2075 Ne touche pas! 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2076 Sorry I thought you said you wanted me to “mime and dine” you. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2077 You said you couldn’t see this pimple. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2078 The word ‘zit’ obviously didn’t come up in their training. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2079 The police say this year's mime rate has doubled. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2080 How mimes let you know you you’re missing your mask. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2081 Mmmmmm mm mmmm mmm mmmmmm! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2082 If I shoot them, can I claim self-defense? No wait, they're mimes. I don't need an excuse. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2083 Yeah, I'M the black sheep in the family. 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
2084 Looks like we’ve wandered into the Mime District. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2085 They’re saying, ‘You should leave him. He’s such a dweeb. You can do so much getter…better. So much better.’ 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2086 It isn’t you, it’s mimes. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2087 I don´t know how to mime in French 1.2185 0.04944 119 100 12 7
2088 Can we please go back to the Kareoke bar? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2089 I said I liked your memes, not your mimes" 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2090 I need some mime to think it over. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2091 Charles, I paid these mimes to tell you I’m carrying your sister’s baby. I don’t know how more obvious I can be. 1.2182 0.04161 110 92 14 4
2092 I asked for a "salon treatment". 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2093 Louder! 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2094 I just asked them for directions to a restroom. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2095 So, this is your idea of giving me the silent treatment? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2096 Are you saying he use to be part of your group? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2097 A break? Was it something I said? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2098 Does this means we’re no longer on speaking terms? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2099 Sorry, but when it comes to men, I've learned to trust my femimime intuition. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2100 Can you tell them to stop, I just got a nose job" 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
2101 Ugh, I’m guessing now is not a good time? 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
2102 Mime seeing other people 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2103 Just don't stare like you don't understand! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2104 She seems expressionless. What do you think? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2105 Do not give me the silent treatment, ok? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2106 I told you not to consult the Marcel Marceau dermatology group. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2107 I know, it makes no sense, but they're CDC mimes encouraging mask use. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2108 I should've told you about the mime/nose thing. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2109 My glass case of emotion now has fingerprints. 1.2170 0.04345 106 87 16 3
2110 Charged with mimes against humanity. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2111 This isn't nearly as bad as when I lost my virginity. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2112 What are you tying to tell me, Bob? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2113 There will always be those who undermime your actions 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2114 They're trying to get inside my invisible box. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2115 You're the one who told me to told me to act on my innermost thoughts. Anything you want to say? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2116 Just another day in DUMBO 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2117 Do you mind going back to the car? I forgot my mask. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2118 I have a mime like a steel trap. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2119 Would you please smack these guys with your purse? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2120 Ugh. Close mimers. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2121 Behold the subtle signs of robbery-by-mime, intended to bewilder any passersby. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2122 Of course, Mademoiselle, we can remove that mole easily ... 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
2123 This is all my mom’s fault. She hired them, not me. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2124 So, is this a thing? 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
2125 The boss said I need to work on my non-verbal communication. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2126 Did you bring your gun? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2127 I've been feeling pretty boxed in lately, and I don't know why. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2128 This is not the quiet stroll I had in mind. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2129 Cat got your tongue? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2130 It's the new mandate for non-compliance. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2131 Wouldn’t be simpler to get directions via GPS? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2132 Guess it was unrealistic to wish for both peace and quiet... 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2133 The twins are rehearsing the mime routine. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2134 What is this…a mime meme… 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
2135 Perhaps next time we should bring a less bulky souvenir from Paris. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2136 I was going to claim "irreconcilable differences," but now I'm thinking "physical or emotional abuse." 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2137 I think they're saying; "you are magnificent, the most beautiful woman in the whole world." Now, get your hands out of your pockets, give them some Euros fast, and let's get out of here! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2138 Why didn't you just tell me you forgot to get the theater tickets? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2139 You flew me all the way to Paris just to meet the Marceau twins? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2140 The mimes are performing a meme. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2141 Come on, just acknowledge them then we can move on... 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2142 Ellen's siblings remind her of the good old days, before her marriage. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2143 Well at least one of us is thinking outside the box. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2144 Sorry honey,I thought I turned off notifications from Mime School. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2145 I thought Waldo was supposed to be hard to find". 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2146 Be careful - at a certain point it is impossible to keep your head above water around here. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2147 I sense you're the quiet type. I really don't need any more of that in my life. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2148 I’m tired of playing charades with men. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2149 I know if you don't have anything nice to say you should say nothing at all, but this is ridiculous. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2150 Circus clowns never looked so good to me. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2151 We’re afraid you have a zit. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2152 They recommend I give you the silent treatment. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2153 I told you everyone would notice my zit. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2154 It goes without saying they don’t trust you. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2155 My therapist recommended it. She said it's called mimesis. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2156 you know, I don't think they have anything actually to say. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2157 I told you. I wanted to try new relationships.” 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2158 I think they want you to kiss me while- oh I don't know, don't make me go to another marriage counselor. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2159 I've been suffering in silence for awhile now 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2160 He says you must forget me, Walter. The walls between us are strong and tall. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2161 Any ideas on how to get them back in the box? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2162 I think they just escaped from an imaginary lockup 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2163 They are having difficulty expressing how beautiful you are using their sign language. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2164 It's unspeakably embarrassing to see here, Tony. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2165 We're workshopping a street performance of "Contagion". 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2166 Jan soon realized that living in a gated community of mimes would not give her the freedom from gossip she had hoped for. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2167 I feel that the added contextualization makes for a happier life. 1.2136 0.04607 103 86 13 4
2168 I know that I have pimples! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2169 Sorry, sexual harassment is sexual harassment. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2170 Eric decided that employing a mime-for-hire service was the best way to break up with his girlfriend. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2171 Let's go by the drugstore. I need some zit cream. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2172 These are my makeup artists. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2173 Clearly, French twins with berets and striped shirts are fascinated by zits! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2174 I think they are trying to tell you to be quiet about your nose job . 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2175 The voices in my head only do mime. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2176 You should have worn the striped top and black pants. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2177 I thought you said what’s yours is mine! 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2178 Welcome to Paris! 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2179 Does imaginary glass protect against Covid? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2180 Mais oui! C'est une boo-boo! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2181 He says you're the architect. So where's the door? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2182 I’m not sure but I believe you are being mugged. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2183 If this is going to work, you need to understand that I come with baggage. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
2184 Go for help, Lassie. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2185 Could it be animal, vegetable or mineral? 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2186 Quick, find an invisible box. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2187 Are you trying to tell me something, Bob?” 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2188 Honey, do you speak mime? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2189 Just what I need, more silent treatment. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2190 Ooooh-la-la! They are trying to let you know that you have a Gallic nose. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2191 I thought this would be a good conversation starter for our first post vaccination date” 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2192 I think mask miming is missing the point 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2193 Haven’t you got anything to say? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2194 Doubtless, any jury would dismiss all charges as self defense. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2195 I think they're performing The Sound of Silence. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2196 Oh, they're not mugging me, just mugging for the audience. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2197 Louder, Emile, I don’t think she hears us. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2198 My name isn’t Karen, you didn’t have to hire them to re-mime me. 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
2199 It’s a cute sinusitis. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2200 Looks like they're starting to think outside of the box 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2201 Marcel Marceau had your nose. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2202 How are things going? Oh, Marcel Mar-so-so. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2203 No! I said, "I wish you were mine, not that you were mime! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2204 Honey, take my picture! A Parisian mugging! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2205 I said why can’t you come up with new memes, not mimes, Richard! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2206 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted more attention, Paul. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2207 Call me boorish but I’d just say, “Chloe, your nose is running.” 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2208 Maybe you're right, vacation in Paris was a bad idea! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2209 DO YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TALKED DURING THE MIME'S ACT? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2210 How do I get them trapped in the box? 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2211 If this is your idea of giving me the silent treatment, I am not amused. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2212 It’s mime for “anxiety.” 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2213 No, I said I wished we had more personal 'times.' 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2214 Can't you just come out and say it? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2215 It is a pretty big pimple… 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2216 Remember when I told you I had over performing, silent partners? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2217 This is how I'll draw attention to myself at work. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2218 'You can't do you own dirty work, so you hire a couple of skit-men.' 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2219 Turns out it’s even more annoying when they can’t say, “I’m not touching you.” 1.2115 0.04024 104 82 22 0
2220 You better not say anything. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2221 I said “calls to mind.”! 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2222 really, lots of people do threesomes 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2223 Put them back in their boxes. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2224 Just act normal 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2225 I just feel really boxed in right now. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2226 When mimes go quarantine crazy .... 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2227 What... Do I have a pimple? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2228 They want me to understand that Mimesplaining and Mansplaining are two totally different things. 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
2229 I think they call it a tete noire. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2230 Mugged by mimes! Are they trying to say "Put your hands up"? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2231 Do you know these guys? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2232 Dont blame me ....you wanted to stop and watch their act. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2233 I'm gonna guess, "That tip your friend just left us really stinks!" 1.2110 0.04434 109 91 14 4
2234 Hey, it’s the new Aunt Je-MIME-a. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2235 I'm tired of waiting for you to read my mind, this is my last resort... 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2236 Two mimes walked into a bar, and you can guess the rest. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2237 I wanted to go with Pfizer or Moderna but my HMO only would pay for Marcel Marceau 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2238 Because I submitted the identical caption five times for last week's contest, that's why. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2239 You wouldn't happen to have any invisible fire? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2240 I can't go. It seems I forgot my eye make-up. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2241 It's about mime. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2242 They just spoiled my surprise birthday party. 1.2100 0.04094 100 79 21 0
2243 Goodbye, Chip. I can’t stand the silent treatment. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2244 Any idea for how to mime “F… Off! ? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2245 Be careful don’t walk through the window pane! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2246 In answer to your question, I actually said 'I love MINE more." 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2247 Go meme yourselves. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
2248 I carry an invisible wall around with me just for these situations. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2249 I said "I'm in a box" three times. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2250 They're trying to figure out how she broke out of her invisible box 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2251 I shouldn't have let them out of their box. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2252 I've been two-miming them. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2253 Lenny! Would you please tell them to mime their own business?!!! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2254 It may be a bit unconventional but mime asking you to marry me. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2255 I can't see you any more, I'm in a box. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2256 @ “No, I’m NOT his twin!” 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2257 I think they are trying to let us know that I am blocking the entrance to their invisible glass box. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2258 worst proposal ever 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2259 They' re assuring me you kiss and don't tell. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2260 Honey, when you said our love makes you speechless, I did not envision a proposal via mimes. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2261 Yet another reason the mimes were single, they didn't know not to point out flaws. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2262 Shut up, Harold. Mansplaining mimesplaining is not helping at all. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2263 Eeney, meeney, miney moe . . . 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2264 Diane, you are not in the box 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2265 Don't even blink,or they'll sense your fear! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2266 Quick, give me back that invisible twenty. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2267 John, did I tell you I have these paranoid fantasies, that seem so real? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2268 Five syllables sound like the word nose. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2269 I don't know whether they want me to kiss you or borrow your 'phone. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2270 They ran out of interpreters. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2271 Taking those first date awkward silences to a whole other level. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2272 Are you trying to make me see some good in him? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2273 They've been following me since I mentioned the invisible barrier that prevents women from reaching leadership roles. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2274 Honey, the kids are home from college. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2275 Why do the French,pick other people’s noses, I thought it was tourists’pockets? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2276 This is prime mime crime rhyme time. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2277 Actually, I simply asked for a couple of limes. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2278 Love means never having to say you're sorry. Or anything else, for that matter. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2279 Um,your place or mine! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2280 They think I could change my life with a makeover. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2281 That's quite a blemish, my lady! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2282 Madam, you have the perfect optics. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2283 I don't know that stereo silence is going to catch on..." -Carrie E. Perlman, New York, N 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2284 Wow... this date was "mimeblowing". 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2285 They promised they wouldn’t talk during the movie. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2286 I wasn't the one who invited them to play Charades. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2287 I am fluent in Fuck. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2288 Don't worry, they're not contagious 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2289 Did I mention..you get me..you get them? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2290 Bob didn't know if he should tell Judy that she had a zit, but hoped she would just figure it out. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2291 I prefer to see you walking against the wind 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2292 No one knows a nose like mime. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2293 Listen up! He has a S.P.A.M. (Speaking-People Against Memes) membership card in his pocket. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2294 You seriously thought I’d date anyone in my drama class? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2295 You have the right to remain silent. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2296 It's my penalty for trying to think outside the box. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2297 I think they're lost. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2298 For God’s sake Ted give them your wallet—it’s a bore-up! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2299 Edward, are you trying to tell me something? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2300 Between the four of us you could at least say something. 1.2072 0.04362 111 93 14 4
2301 Why are they picking “mime” nose? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2302 Something about French miming always confuses me. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2303 Umh, are you sure your right hand is in the right place? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2304 You leave me speechless. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2305 Some people in my acting class are kind of needy. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2306 I think they're into appreciation, but not to touch. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2307 I’ve always hated mimes. Don’t know whether to kick them ‘You know where’, or remove my sweater. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2308 You know I hate when you give me the silent treatment but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2309 I hate when they talk behind my back. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2310 I told you to think outside the box. 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
2311 Of course we're done. Or do I have to mimesplain it? 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2312 ? ? ? ⚠️ 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2313 Yes I understand Covid transmission. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2314 Plan Mime from Outer Alsace 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2315 I guess it's better to be mimed than mugged. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2316 Don't I get a safe word or something? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2317 Can we have social distancing from mime artists? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2318 Lovey, make them leave me alone. Please please not say something. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2319 I meant to choose the blind date app, not the deaf date one. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2320 My mimes and we should have a drink. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2321 We’re mimes AND memes! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2322 My last name is Wall 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2323 I raised my hand to participate ten years ago, and they haven’t left since. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2324 I'm still trying to figure out how they escaped from that glass box. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2325 I got this. Mime you own business. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
2326 See, THIS is why I didn't want to go to France. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2327 My twin brothers are back from France. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2328 I really am against any kind of violence, but for these guys I will make an exception. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2329 They say 90% of your first impression of someone is non-verbal 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2330 I’m French…very French. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2331 Don’t worry. I can translate. You have a booger in your nose. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2332 Get the hell out of my face, you mucking fimes. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2333 Enough of your problems! Can't you see I have my own person mime-field to traverse? 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2334 These are the woke protesters I read about. They're called quiet riot. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2335 I’m sorry, I left this off my dating profile. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2336 There's something I really need to express, Doug. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2337 Mime eyes are only for him. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2338 These clowns are still more intelligent than Biden's economic advisors. 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
2339 You should mime your business. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2340 Only the French could come up with 'Covid Mimes' 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2341 It's called a mouth. Use it. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2342 Mime tired of your friends 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2343 Enough, just tell me how you feel!! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2344 Honey, mother called. She's coming for the holidays! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2345 I know you are trying to tell me something about my wonderful husband, but this isn’t working. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2346 Silence is goading 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2347 You do have a pimple! 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2348 Helicopter mimes. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
2349 Mimes, really!? You truly have gone out of your way to try and win this staring contest. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2350 I think everyone involved has the right to remain silent. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2351 Didn't we take this vacation to get AWAY from the kids? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2352 Sorry, I don’t speak French. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2353 The baguette thief has been apprehended 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2354 Don't mime if I do. 1.2043 0.04602 93 78 12 3
2355 That’s a rhinoplasty in name only. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2356 I don't care what you said, Stanley. This is not 'the silent treatment.' 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2357 In Paris they do unspeakable things if you resist. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2358 Your mom told you no one would notice, she lied. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2359 Don't they see I'm in an invisible box? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2360 What’s mime is yours! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2361 They're warning me you're not a very good listener. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2362 I always end up getting stuck with the strong and silent type. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2363 So you're giving me the silent treatment? 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2364 ah the French poking fun at women for her clothes 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2365 Mime Kamph 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2366 This sunscreen makes them think I'm one of them. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2367 They're telling me to not be deceived by your charismatic demeanor. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2368 Frank, you would have known that I was leaving you if you just read my mime...... 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2369 It's French for try Botox. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2370 Meet the neighbours night at mime school was always a bit fraught. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2371 I told you we should have taken the ferry. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2372 I thought you said we didn’t need to worry about mime in the streets? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2373 They are handymen. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2374 Tell him 'no.'. You're not ready for a commitment. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2375 It was great to meet your kids yesterday. I'd like to introduce you to mime. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2376 How did YOU get out of the box? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2377 You have such potential, with time and practice you could be French. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2378 I farted in an elevator and a Gypsy cursed me. Silent but deadly is what she said would be my fate. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2379 stay silent-don't look 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2380 Wanna come back to mime? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2381 Oh no, I'm fine! These are my therapy mimes! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2382 When mimes attack… 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2383 I meant Meme,not mime 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2384 Your silent treatment is next-level. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2385 We forget that before Banksy, there was Marcel Marceau. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2386 They're a street panto where I'm to declare, 'Oh, yes I am,' and the audience member shouts, 'Oh, no you're not!' 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2387 Yes, Botox expressive support teams are a thing, you monster. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2388 A deaf, dumb & blind date 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2389 I forgot to call my mom. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2390 What time are your parents leaving again? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2391 Trust me honey, you look fine. I don't know what they're talking about" 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2392 You've dealt with the glass ceiling before, now it's the glass wall 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2393 Why can't they just mime their own business? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2394 I warned you the theater district wasn't safe yet. Just give them your imaginary purse, and let's get the hell out of here. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2395 Throw me an invisible rope and slowly drag me away from here. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2396 Sorry I'm late. Got a dollar for these guys? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2397 There's exaggerated concerned whether it's a mole or a freckle... 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2398 Okay, enough with the silent treatment. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2399 They're sad, wondering why "Send in the Mimes" wasn't as big a hit. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2400 They won't admit it but they appear to be lost as well. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2401 Bob, some help here please. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2402 It's not what you say, it's what you do that counts 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2403 How do I find mime interpretation as a career? It's unspeakable. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2404 Honey, I much rather prefer the traditional silent treatment. 1.2020 0.03655 99 85 11 3
2405 They are my new diet coaches. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2406 You want to make it clear you are hungry? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
2407 I know this one. "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you." 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2408 They followed me out of the library. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2409 It's not illegal to kill mimes in this State, is it? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2410 It’s the latest thing. I hired these guys to propose to you. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2411 "So much for 'no-make up makeup'." 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2412 Well, you’ve got your entourage of “the guys” … and I’ve got mime! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2413 Do you mime? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2414 They want to know if you know how to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2415 Sorry - I thought I was downloading Minecraft. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2416 I guess just sending postcards has gone out of style. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2417 Just say it; do we have a second date or not? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2418 I hope you don't mind. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2419 Mimes are recession-proof. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2420 To be honest, I have mixed flailings about you. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2421 I don’t know if you should call 911 or Marcel Marceau. 1.2000 0.03922 105 89 13 3
2422 Kiss Him 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2423 Silence is violence. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2424 They're so passive-aggressive. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2425 I think they're saying there's a guy trapped in a box. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2426 I don’t know how to communicate this to you, Jeff… 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2427 I was wishing for a new paradigm, but I got this. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2428 Are we going to play charades, or what? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2429 I hate Mondays. 1.2000 0.04201 85 70 14 1
2430 best don't say it 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2431 A classic case of the 'silent treatment' 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2432 Maybe she’s in her trans(trance) phase. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2433 Coffee? Just you and me? I wish! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2434 They're body language translators. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2435 Did you hear that New Yorker cartoons are starting to become self-aware?" / "I wonder if that will make them any funnier." / "Probably not. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2436 I'm getting, "Don't talk to him. He's got jazz hands." 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2437 Guys, that invasion of personal space is SOO Marcel Marceau-circa-1972. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2438 So, what are your thoughts on performance art? 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2439 Please get me out of this box 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2440 Geet these clowns away from me. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2441 These aren't the same mimes from your profile picture. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2442 I'm sorry but your non-verbal cues are still hard to read. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2443 Who you going to believe? Them or me 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2444 Mime over matter! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2445 I would just tell them to mime their own business. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2446 Another distant relative died last week. What's new with you? 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2447 Washington Square. All the way from Washington Square. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2448 She's really there, Marcel and Henri. You can't mime her back. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2449 Mime Incels. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2450 Man I hate the French 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2451 I hope to God that you’re fluent in Mime! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2452 I think they’re more afraid of us than we are of them. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2453 No, I listen to the one on my right. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2454 I don’t like, “Hey Baby” in mime either. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2455 You’re too late, cat got it last week. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2456 Having put a lot of effort into learning French, tourists realize too late that locals do not speak 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
2457 Dermimetologists 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2458 Way to be a statue, honey! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2459 Wadya think, mace or pepper spray? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2460 Don't worry,they know you did it,but they won't say anything 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2461 Something about "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus…" Mimes are from Uranus. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2462 Well, she did say on the dating site that she wasn't a big talker. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2463 This used to be a nice neighborhood. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2464 See why I don’t speak to my exes? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2465 They’re giving me mixed messages. Just like you. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2466 Again? Words escape me. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2467 I'm sorry, Neil. Somehow I feel like there's this wall between us. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2468 I said I was a fan of memes, not mimes! 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
2469 I said I wanted to go out for a good time, not pantomime! 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
2470 Its my own fault I gave them a baguette now they follow me everywhere. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2471 Impersonation is not a joke. Millions of people get their identity stolen. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2472 Can you gentleman mime your own business? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2473 I suppose it's not catcalling if they are silent. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2474 When "meeting up with a friend of mime" is not a type-o... 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
2475 See if they know flipping the bird. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2476 Guess it's time for a booster Marcel vax, huh? 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2477 You've got your troubles I've got mime. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2478 If you think this makes up for your lack of demonstrativeness, you’re wrong. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2479 I'm getting prep'd for my first virtual dermatologist appointment. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2480 When I said, "Let's keep our wedding plans quiet," this isn't what I meant. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2481 There two mimes without a single thought. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2482 Maybe they'd leave you alone if you didn't stand so still? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2483 10 yd. penalty for taunting. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2484 I though you spoke French 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2485 I think they're trying to tell us we're lost. --Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2486 Take your phone out—a picture is worth a thousand words. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2487 Our city is getting overrun with mime. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2488 I think I just entered the sixth stage of grief. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2489 They are warning me that you are the quiet type 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2490 I can't go out with you, Fred. The warning mimes are telling me to stop, that we'd have nothing to talk about. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2491 See! Dr. Goldstein's $300 laser facials are NOT a waist of money... 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2492 I know you are mad, but can we stop with the silent treatment. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2493 Look honey, 2 annoying Frenchmen want to help you with your makeup. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2494 Alors, ma cherie. We have ze perfect makeover pour vous. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2495 I fell for that once,tip them early and they stop and go away. This time I'll wait until the end of the act 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2496 See how desperate I am to get you to pay attention to my feelings? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2497 No Todd, I didn't take your Air Fryer. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2498 Is there anything you want to tell me about your time in Paris Jim? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2499 Do tell them to mime their own business. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2500 Another reason I deleted Twitter. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2501 I was just miming my own business. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2502 [shrug] 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2503 Please tell us how you make your noodle pudding. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2504 Don't say a thing. Show them your vacination card instead. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2505 Tell them I'm not blind, but I've never learned to read mime in French. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2506 I filed for a restraining order but the judge ruled that they just can’t be in the same building as me. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2507 Don’t take it personally. They don’t want me talking to anyone. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2508 Hello darkness, my old friend.... 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2509 The mimes are for my kid's birthday party. I had to test run them. Making sure they have family-friendly stuff. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2510 YOU wanted the twins to go to circus school, Chad, so YOU can have custody. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2511 I left my mace in my other purse. Can I use yours? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2512 Is this your idea of spicing up our relationship? 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
2513 I just think we need some space while we figure things out. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2514 You took me to Paris for this? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2515 Street mimes make Karen laugh 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2516 Do I have a lifeline? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2517 Well fellas I'm at a loss for words too. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2518 Think outside the box. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2519 My therapist thinks they'll help me think outside the box. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2520 They're insisting you have something to confess...or are you also suddenly speechless? 1.1977 0.04158 86 71 14 1
2521 I believe that they are trying to communicate that if we don’t turn over our monkey they’ll…er…rip our hats off? 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2522 I was not looking forward to Mimes on Call doing a street encounter 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2523 My therapist said the next step will be antidepressants. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2524 You really don’t listen, do you? I said I was getting into bitmining, NOT zit miming. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2525 I meant to search for memes. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2526 Why can’t you just TELL ME you don’t like my eye shadow? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2527 They say they are mimes, but they aspire to be memes. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2528 Don't say a word and maybe they will go away 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2529 Do these mimes make my nose look big? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2530 This is your cousins from Paris version of dialing it back ? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
2531 Meet Jane’s former fiancée. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2532 Is it strange that there are bricks in random spots on the wall and the rest of it is just blank? 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
2533 At least they're quiet. The improv comics never stop talking. 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2534 I think what my brothers are trying to ask is “Have we kissed yet or are we trapped in a box?” Although I’m not sure about that last part. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2535 Don’t make me show you again. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2536 You bet a million dollars that your birthday present would make me laugh hysterically. You lose. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2537 Sic our invisible Bullmastiff on them, please? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
2538 Call the cops, hon. I appear to be a victim of street mime. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2539 All I said was that I would like some time that was just mine. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2540 They are either saying not to get near you or that you are wearing lipstick 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2541 We really need to make some new friends”. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2542 One must be very patient in the presence of mimes. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2543 They're indicating you're no friend of mime. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2544 Clean the snoot out of him. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2545 I'm told it's not harassment if they don't speak and they're not touching you. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2546 This beyond the glass box phase of miming has gone too far. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2547 I wasn’t amused, so they’re giving me the silent treatment. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2548 I'd rather go home and listen to Smokey's 'Tears of a Clown.' 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2549 From what I've gathered, it's nothing my parents haven't said about you. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2550 You never hear what I'm saying! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2551 If they make you uncomfortable I'll tell them to leave. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2552 By far your worst silent treatment yet. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2553 It's my way of telling you we're through. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2554 I guess it was a bad connection. I thought you said bring mimes, not bring limes. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2555 For God’s sakes, dear, I thought you were a poor conversationalist! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2556 When did street dermatology become the thing? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2557 Non, c'est une tache de rousseur 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2558 Thank goodness for your protective glass box! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2559 Why didn't you say your brothers were in town? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2560 Yes, I will. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2561 Ummm, do you remember when I said I had an embarrassing mé·nage à trois? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2562 Hear the silence? Get used to living with it. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2563 I should've wore makeup today. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2564 They're telling you to just be quiet and make jazz hands, and it's really not a bad suggestion, to be honest. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2565 My company is trying new ways to make employees feel happy during lunch breaks. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2566 How many times have I told you .. To mime your own business... 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2567 They're helping me with my non-verbals. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2568 Linda tried to evince a calm demeanor, remembering that the native fauna were known to be more curious than aggressive. But she did begin to wonder whether Gregory would be any help at all if things turned ugly. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2569 You'll have to excuse those two for not speaking. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2570 Do you think the quartet would have been more romantic? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2571 I have a sore throat so just ask them. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2572 These guys are like a bad fart, silent but deadly. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2573 It's not personal. They never talked to my ex-wife either. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2574 Their critiques are silent but deadly 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2575 Ugh...MIMES. I think I'd rather be attacked by a nice street gang. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2576 Don't just stand there, call Mime-1-1. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2577 Shhh... stay perectly still... their vision is based on movement... 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2578 He's not the One! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2579 ‘Leave it to the French to come-up with a kinder and gentler way to enforce their COVID-19 Universal Masking Mandate. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2580 Their non-verbal communication is just not good enough! 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2581 It's ok, they aren't really doing this 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2582 I feel invisible around you. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2583 Not touching. Can't. Get. Mad. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2584 They're with MMMP: Marceau's Malignant Mole Patrol. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2585 The beauty police provide helpful tips on fillers-street side 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2586 This looks like a lot of senseless double miming to me! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2587 I’m not good at charades, but I think they’re giving us the evil eye. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2588 Sorry , I think we have to stop seeing each other. Trying to communicate with you is becoming far too literally like walking into a mime field. Tic Tic Boom, good-bye. 1.1942 0.05354 103 90 6 7
2589 How did this guy on my left get inside the glass box? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2590 I see you feel strongly about this. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2591 They're mime muggers. Just give them your wallet and don't say a word. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2592 I think she and her friend are statues because they aren't cracking a smile and don't seem to be alarmed. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2593 Don’t move ! They might get agitated and attack! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2594 See, Jeanette, I told you to dress for the occasion.” 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2595 And I thought the James Corden flashmob was annoying. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2596 Mime meme molestation 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2597 I'm going to join them and find my voice. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2598 No, no this is not the audition … he’s your real boyfriend. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2599 I think it's the booger patrol. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2600 Can they help me fake an orgasm with you 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2601 I took a chance; you sounded ‘normal’ on the phone. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2602 The Mime’s have it. We’re breaking up. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2603 My friends? They said nothing. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2604 It's a new trend - Mime mugging 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2605 I told you I hated mime games. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2606 They are claiming you have culturally appropriated their eye makeup 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2607 Ignore them . . . they don't know what they're talking about! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2608 People tend to laugh in my face 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2609 So Marcel Marceau was your grandfather? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2610 Excuse me, but do you speak mime? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2611 When Harry Met Sally...and her Brothers. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2612 It’s awfully quiet around here. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2613 Harold,if we survive this mugging by these mimes,promise me,we must never mention a word of it. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2614 I don't understand what they're trying to tell me. I don't speak French. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2615 I ran out of face masks, they are miming one for me. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2616 Don't resist, lady. Give them your imaginary jewelry! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2617 Why couldn’t you just ask me yourself to marry you? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2618 I get it. What’s so special about me that made you leave the street mimes? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2619 Just give me a damn tissue! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2620 Quick, get the box ! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2621 Don’t mime me” 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2622 You see me in your future, but I don't see you in mime. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2623 Damn it! I shouldn't have said "no" to being innoculated against creepy mime disease. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2624 No more medical marijuana for me! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2625 The doctor recommended them. He said they'll help the problems I've been having with my box. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2626 They will mime you until you react . Try biting them . 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2627 No. I asked for an example of a meme." 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2628 They think I'm a person of interest. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2629 Honey, I think he means we won't let her out of this glass box until you give us your money and watch 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2630 When mematic preposals game vrong. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2631 Ugh. Why can’t they mime their own business? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2632 How do you mime, "Get a life!" 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2633 Don't just stand there, use your French! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2634 Welcome to Montreal. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2635 Get these French faggots away from me 1.1923 0.05306 104 91 6 7
2636 Yours, mime and ours? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2637 Your friends or mime? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2638 Look, just relax. It's simply a state of mime. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2639 It's only the beginning Karen 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2640 Should I have heard of you before? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2641 I hired male performers for my bachelorette party, but I didn’t specify what kind of performers. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2642 They offered a vow of consonance. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2643 Would you like me to translate or was it pretty obvious? 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2644 Two maquilleurs? How prodigal! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2645 Apparently, they're saying that my stiff expression suggests I've been listening to you say nothing of substance for way too long. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2646 This isn't what I meant when I asked for you to tell me how you feel 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2647 OK: So I may have gone a little overboard with the sunblock 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2648 Read the body language, Phil. I’m not coming up to your apartment. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2649 Two incels encountering their first woman . 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2650 I told you the plastic surgery was worth it. Even the experts can’t detect an expression. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2651 The only known drawing of a conversion in process. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2652 Yeah, but sweetie, I really didn't ask to be in this little vignette or play or whatever. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2653 I never knew Marcel Marceau had a twin brother 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2654 Don't worry, it will be OK as long as you stay in the glass box. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2655 I thought the third one was supposed to be ‘hear no evil’ 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2656 They are dermatologists, and yes I have a zit. 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2657 I have incurable mimes. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2658 You're always trying to box me in. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2659 I think I’m safe for now until they figure out how to open the box but get help sooner than later. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
2660 You wouldn’t have any suggestions on how to mime that this is my real turned-up nose, not like their phony white complexions, would you? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2661 I told you, Gregg, if you can't say it, you can't play it. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2662 I didn't tip, so they're giving me the silent treatment. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2663 We can always claim self-defense. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2664 These guys can sniff out a Bard alum at 50 yards. Just play along. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2665 I'd rather just get mugged. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2666 They don't seem to acknowledge my invisible glass box. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2667 They're here to make sure I don't go within 500 feet of a school. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2668 Honey, you're just not taking our communication issues seriously. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2669 Is there something in my teeth? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2670 Extreme shyness trying to get attention. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2671 Looks like you have mime disease 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2672 It's been great speaking with you. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2673 Jim,I thought they were supposed to be stuck in boxes. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2674 A new pandemic? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2675 What makes you think I'm giving you the silent treatment? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2676 Don't put me in a box. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2677 They’re scared of you without your mask. 1.1905 0.03851 105 85 20 0
2678 I think I prefer the Metaverse to the Mimaverse. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2679 How do you say, "Stop doing that in mime?" 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2680 Bob soon realized his wife was capable of murder. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2681 George, do something. This is a night mimeory. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2682 You don't wana look at what he's not 'sayin' ! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2683 my last two brain cells when i'm trying to have a conversation: 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2684 I’m sorry David, but your actions speak louder than words. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2685 If we're going to keep dating you should probably know that I don't support the troupes. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2686 I cheated on you in Paris 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2687 Yikes. The labor shortage has gotten reeeaaaally serious! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2688 Reasons to hit the winery: mimery 1.1900 0.04069 100 84 14 2
2689 This is definitely the way to see Paris. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2690 Never mind what they don't say-- we need to talk. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2691 Why don't you guys mime your own business? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2692 I bet Madame La Farge never had to cope with this. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2693 Two characters in search of each other 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2694 So...they're thinking outside of the box that they created? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2695 Tell them that a mime is a terrible thing to waste on me! 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2696 So you’re trying to tell me he’s a catch? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2697 I think next time, I won't ask for directions. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2698 I said we should "mine" our Bitcoin. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2699 I can’t get her attention either! 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2700 They misunderstood when you said you'd be putting memes up on Twitter. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2701 Poker face by Lady Gaga! 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2702 Mime # 1 : " 'E wants to Kiss you on zee lips..." Mime # 2 : " Non ! Not wizout zee mask " 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2703 I thought you were mime--er, I mean, mine. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2704 I said I was in the mood for some MEMES. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2705 I didn't know what to say, so... 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2706 (Yes I will marry you.) 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2707 they say unless your vaccinated, you must wear a face shield or a mask 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2708 Nontraditional dermatologists. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2709 Would you do me a favor and put these guys in a box? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2710 They say that, unless you have proof of vaccination, they're building 'the box!' 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2711 you have something in your left nostril that is grossing me out 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2712 I wish I WAS in a box 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2713 I said need more time Greg…more time. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2714 Don't just stand there Kevin ..do something! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2715 Once you've been a mime you just can't shake the aura. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2716 They're not mime 1.1889 0.04578 90 77 10 3
2717 At least they're not talkin' smack about me. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2718 There’s been a glitch with my FaceTime app. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2719 "Could it be that they're even more annoying in real life?" 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2720 Dermatological mimes 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2721 They can't get it open and I can't get out- please call the fire department. Their invisible box won't unlock. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2722 My performance art will be swinging my purse." 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2723 I'm sad because you don't talk to me anymore. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2724 Honey, remember that time when I called you annoying and you asked define annoying? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2725 It’s ok, they’re sanitized. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2726 Well, yeah. He's hard to read. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2727 You could of just told me yourself that I've got something on my face." 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2728 I remember the silent treatment being less intrusive. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2729 You would tell me if people were talking about my zit, right? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2730 Don't say it, don't even think it. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2731 They’re giving me make-up tips in mime. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2732 Don't ever go to the Mime School of Dermatology to have them look at a mole... 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2733 Get the gun. I'm rethinking the whole, "a mime is a terrible thing to waste" thing. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2734 Sorry. I don't do FaceMime. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2735 Well, can you tell I got a nose job or not? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2736 Making a Mime -Meme 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2737 Apparently there's only one mime-sign for 'vow' whether it's of silence or marriage, so now they think we're all married. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2738 You forgot our anniversary. How many hints do you need? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2739 I think this neighborhood has gotten too trendy. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2740 I am starting to understand why mask wearing is way up since the city began its mime-shaming program. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2741 Does this mean we'll split the tab four ways? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2742 There is no class today! 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
2743 Dana, Dana bobana Banana fana fofana Fee fi momana Dana! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2744 Do you always French on the first date? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2745 Quick! I really need this box. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2746 Couldn't get a sitter so my mimes had to come with. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2747 I just tested positive for the coronavirus infection and if you touch me again I will breathe heavily and non-stop and on both of you. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2748 Ze, makeup needs to be fixed before you speak with him! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2749 You said that this was a quiet town where the neighbors would keep to themselves. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2750 Could you please mime your own business 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2751 My blind date escape hatch mime posse says my phone's ringing that I gotta go. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2752 The menu’s all in French. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2753 Roger, there are just too many walls between us. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0