Contest #782 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-11-28T19:25:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-12-12T19:26:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-12-06T19:26:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	December 13, 2021
Number of captions	4389
Number of responses	682543
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	I really don't need two more men in my life who never talk.	1.7396	0.01361	3445	1667	1009	769
1	I won them at a silent auction.	1.7316	0.01143	4560	2134	1516	910
2	Just tell me. I’m not a mime reader.	1.7247	0.01511	2572	1206	868	498
3	They're French mimes. I can't understand a word they're saying.	1.7200	0.01819	1857	903	571	383
4	This is why I hate asking for directions in Paris.	1.7169	0.01199	4030	1900	1371	759
5	Are you just going to stand there and let them do unspeakable things to me?	1.7136	0.01493	2898	1470	788	640
6	How can you just stand there and watch them do unspeakable things to me?	1.7080	0.01448	3065	1563	834	668
7	Ok, you win, there are more annoying people than you.	1.7034	0.01193	4238	2097	1303	838
8	Hand me my imaginary pepper spray.	1.6986	0.01333	3105	1465	1111	529
9	Just pretend to give them your wallet.	1.6973	0.01166	4185	2016	1420	749
10	You see them too, right?"	1.6864	0.01337	3001	1423	1096	482
11	Don't just stand there. Gesture for help.	1.6852	0.01412	2894	1433	939	522
12	Pretend to give them a dollar.	1.6838	0.01183	4000	1952	1361	687
13	Memes, Harold. I said I like memes.	1.6724	0.01355	3129	1579	996	554
14	If you don't say anything, you'll just encourage them.	1.6715	0.01709	1939	972	632	335
15	If you pretend your finger is a gun I think we can scare them off.	1.6713	0.01400	2887	1447	942	498
16	Why can't men just say what they want?	1.6713	0.01886	1667	858	499	310
17	I’ve stumbled into a mime field.	1.6712	0.01690	1913	940	662	311
18	Pretty sure I said French wines.	1.6696	0.01211	3922	1989	1240	693
19	It's mimesplaining, and it's offensive.	1.6690	0.01420	2915	1499	882	534
20	No, I said two MINDS are better than one...	1.6681	0.02031	1434	741	428	265
21	Don't just stand there. Pretend to call 911.	1.6643	0.01270	3399	1693	1154	552
22	I've walked into a mime field.	1.6562	0.01544	2356	1206	754	396
23	You had to insist on a quiet neighborhood.	1.6561	0.01485	2440	1220	839	381
24	OK, You are not the most annoying person that I have ever met.	1.6558	0.01526	2475	1286	755	434
25	_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!	1.6494	0.01417	3140	1733	775	632
26	______________	1.6459	0.01457	2988	1664	718	606
27	They're still there, aren't they.	1.6456	0.01407	3090	1686	813	591
28	Next time YOU ask for the directions!	1.6439	0.01696	1929	1001	614	314
29	Don't move, apparently we're in a mime field.	1.6328	0.01504	2631	1443	711	477
30	The one time you stop to ask for directions.	1.6311	0.01973	1445	771	436	238
31	Don't just stand there, throw me an imaginary rope	1.6263	0.01479	2261	1139	828	294
32	My heart says “yes”, but my mimes say “no”.	1.6256	0.01547	2230	1169	727	334
33	Memes. I said I loved memes.	1.6249	0.01669	2053	1116	591	346
34	You're standing on their rope.	1.6249	0.01562	2170	1134	716	320
35	The Marceau variant is here.	1.6213	0.02317	1125	633	285	207
36	Paris mugging are different than in New York.	1.6211	0.02153	1222	665	355	202
37	Couldn't you have done this on one knee in a restaurant, like everybody else?	1.6116	0.01777	1828	1020	498	310
38	I’m not a mime reader, Jerry.	1.6109	0.01794	1758	972	498	288
39	The city has to do something about the sudden rise in mime.	1.6065	0.01844	1639	906	472	261
40	Give them one of those gestures you use in traffic.	1.6064	0.01743	1725	925	554	246
41	Hand me a gun with a silencer.	1.6032	0.02167	1202	672	335	195
42	The New York Survival Guide says to ignore them.	1.6021	0.01782	1601	852	534	215
43	I sure hope they don't go for the juggler.	1.6009	0.02076	1521	923	282	316
44	Even if you fancy it up, John, it's still mansplaining.	1.6002	0.02346	993	549	292	152
45	I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I have mime disease.	1.5995	0.02171	1166	647	339	180
46	I think you're on mute	1.5984	0.01892	1509	832	451	226
47	‘’___-___.” “-___,___.”	1.5981	0.02024	1448	837	356	255
48	…………	1.5960	0.02191	1235	716	302	217
49	We need to talk.	1.5899	0.01942	1324	723	425	176
50	They're driving me up an imaginary wall	1.5855	0.02040	1252	693	385	174
51	Where’s an invisible wall when you really need one.	1.5839	0.02256	1031	574	312	145
52	I miss the old days when we used to just get mugged.	1.5800	0.02126	1131	626	354	151
53	They are doing unspeakable things to me	1.5798	0.02181	1166	671	314	181
54	I'll say this: they are getting creative with reaching me about my car's extended warranty.	1.5785	0.02290	1089	637	274	178
55	I told you not to ask for directions.	1.5761	0.02129	1090	598	356	136
56	Don't listen to them.	1.5731	0.02277	1040	597	290	153
57	It's not you, honey. Every city has experienced a rise in street mime.	1.5714	0.02333	994	573	274	147
58	I'll be glad when we to move to a neighborhood with a lower mime rate.	1.5710	0.02303	1028	595	279	154
59	It’s like walking through a mime field	1.5705	0.02223	1036	583	315	138
60	I still can't believe you outsourced the silent treatment.	1.5676	0.02987	629	371	159	99
61	We’re not on speaking terms	1.5675	0.02355	934	531	276	127
62	Really? This is our quiet evening together?	1.5671	0.02349	947	541	275	131
63	I thought you said pickpockets were the worst thing we'd have to deal with.	1.5647	0.02235	974	541	316	117
64	Honey, can we ask someone else for directions!	1.5600	0.02540	866	516	215	135
65	Evidently, mum's the word.	1.5597	0.02610	863	527	189	147
66	Yes of course, that goes without saying.	1.5590	0.02421	882	518	239	125
67	You have to unmute yourself.	1.5589	0.02540	857	509	217	131
68	- - -	1.5560	0.02868	696	422	161	113
69	Mind throwing me a pretend rope and pulling me out of this?	1.5557	0.02482	826	475	243	108
70	Let's just end this whole charade.	1.5537	0.02392	800	441	275	84
71	This might actually be worse than a mugging.	1.5537	0.02241	912	503	313	96
72	Are you going to just stand there and say nothing?	1.5527	0.02408	863	495	259	109
73	Please ask them to mime their own business.	1.5525	0.02581	847	513	200	134
74	. ….	1.5511	0.02744	773	476	168	129
75	I wish they would just mime their own business.	1.5506	0.02445	830	476	251	103
76	Well, at least SOMEONE is interested in communicating!	1.5505	0.02501	792	454	240	98
77	I said I wanted a man who could show me a good TIME!	1.5495	0.02628	757	445	208	104
78	Apparently a piano is falling from the roof and is about to flatten you.	1.5477	0.02600	745	432	218	95
79	Is this your way of giving me the silent treatment?	1.5474	0.02600	718	410	223	85
80	Why are they shouting?	1.5471	0.02537	775	448	230	97
81	No Robert, I said I liked french Wines.	1.5453	0.02606	761	448	211	102
82	I guess I'm getting the silent treatment.	1.5435	0.02508	771	443	237	91
83	Mind tossing me an imaginary rope and pulling me out of this?	1.5420	0.02584	738	428	220	90
84	Don’t just stand there, gesticulate something!	1.5407	0.02610	712	411	217	84
85	Oh Frank, when will we end this charade?	1.5399	0.02683	715	424	196	95
86	Just tell them to mime their own business.	1.5393	0.03327	471	281	126	64
87	Do something. They're robbing me of my sense of humor.	1.5387	0.02807	659	393	177	89
88	I didn’t understand a word they didn’t say.	1.5374	0.02624	696	402	214	80
89	Can't you even PRETEND to help me?	1.5351	0.02626	712	417	209	86
90	Do you have a can of Mime-B-Gone?	1.5350	0.02852	658	400	164	94
91	Truth is, my whole life is a charade	1.5343	0.02717	642	371	199	72
92	Might as well enjoy it,dear-a mime is a terrible thing to waste.	1.5327	0.02679	704	419	195	90
93	It was your idea to ask for directions…	1.5305	0.02718	656	385	194	77
94	I think I asked the wrong people for directions!	1.5301	0.02702	664	390	196	78
95	Could you act like you're giving them a dollar?	1.5295	0.02794	610	356	185	69
96	Jesus, Fred, help me. This is worse than playing charades with your mother.	1.5295	0.02811	627	372	178	77
97	My emotional support mimes don't think I should invite you up for a drink.	1.5284	0.02876	668	416	151	101
98	I told you we were entering a mime field, but you insisted it was fine.	1.5280	0.02809	625	371	178	76
99	I really wish you would just text me.	1.5273	0.02888	605	363	165	77
100	Could you call Mime-1-1, please?	1.5266	0.02990	583	355	149	79
101	You're still muted!	1.5251	0.02846	617	370	170	77
102	And I thought a text was the worst way to break up with someone.	1.5244	0.02992	595	367	144	84
103	See honey, I told you that sending the kids to boarding school in France was a bad idea	1.5240	0.02758	624	367	187	70
104	Quick, make a box. mimes can't escape invisible boxes.	1.5238	0.02951	588	357	154	77
105	Why can't I just get mugged like everyone else?	1.5234	0.02786	598	349	185	64
106	Don't you think you're taking this silent treatment a bit far?	1.5215	0.02786	604	355	183	66
107	At least they make an effort to communicate.	1.5210	0.02879	572	343	162	67
108	No, it is not better than being broken up with in a text.	1.5206	0.02966	607	377	144	86
109	I think I'd prefer to just get yelled at for not wearing a mask.	1.5196	0.03430	433	264	113	56
110	I've had it with this charade.	1.5184	0.02915	571	342	162	67
111	I said send me a meme.	1.5163	0.03063	521	314	145	62
112	You're seeing other people?”	1.5147	0.03104	509	308	140	61
113	When will they learn, mime doesn't pay.	1.5139	0.03100	539	334	133	72
114	Again with the silent treatment?	1.5125	0.03063	521	316	143	62
115	Alright, I get it. Never ask a mime for directions.	1.5124	0.03018	523	314	150	59
116	Words fail me.	1.5116	0.03040	518	312	147	59
117	It's over Ralph, and yes, I'm making a scene.	1.5103	0.03003	535	324	149	62
118	They don't want to talk about it and neither do I.	1.5095	0.03092	528	326	135	67
119	Just our luck to get caught in a mime-field!	1.5090	0.02955	554	344	141	69
120	But I don't understand French.	1.5069	0.03126	507	312	133	62
121	How can you let them talk to me this way?	1.5061	0.03264	494	312	114	68
122	Can you pretend to do something?	1.5049	0.03092	509	312	137	60
123	I think I still prefer mansplaining to mimesplaining	1.5038	0.03050	524	322	140	62
124	Memes. I said memes.	1.5035	0.04098	284	173	79	32
125	You know, I really wish they DIDN'T have the right to remain silent.	1.5022	0.03176	454	273	134	47
126	You're the one who said we should ask for directions	1.5021	0.03254	478	299	118	61
127	The collective noun for a group of mimes? An annoyance."	1.5011	0.03369	449	282	109	58
128	Let me get this straight: you love me beyond words. So you hired these guys?	1.5010	0.03058	511	313	140	58
129	Well, at least SOMEONE is trying to communicate!	1.5000	0.03341	454	285	111	58
130	He's making a mute point.	1.5000	0.03084	488	296	140	52
131	Don’t just stand there, mime 911	1.4990	0.03043	523	323	139	61
132	Why can't you just propose like a normal person.	1.4990	0.03093	489	298	138	53
133	Just give them invisible money and they'll move on!	1.4989	0.03069	457	275	138	44
134	They understand international language. Give them the finger…..	1.4969	0.03189	491	308	122	61
135	Enough of the silent treatment already.	1.4957	0.03076	462	276	143	43
136	Oh, Mr. Passive Aggressive wouldn't point out my pimple himself.	1.4956	0.03318	458	289	111	58
137	Better give them your imaginary wallet.	1.4956	0.03186	458	280	129	49
138	Tell me you can see them too	1.4956	0.03202	452	276	128	48
139	And you said no one would notice my pimple.	1.4950	0.03126	503	322	116	65
140	Harry, how dare you just stand there and let them not say that to me?!	1.4948	0.03177	477	296	126	55
141	Doug, please tell these guys to mime their own business	1.4947	0.03249	471	296	117	58
142	Don’t just stand there—break the glass and help me out!	1.4931	0.03271	436	268	121	47
143	I brought you back a couple things from France.	1.4925	0.03073	469	283	141	45
144	It’s okay. They’re friends of mime.	1.4921	0.03207	445	272	127	46
145	You can use that finger gun any time now!	1.4921	0.03260	441	272	121	48
146	Not what I meant by a quiet evening.	1.4905	0.03098	473	289	136	48
147	Always sad to see young people turn to a life of mime.	1.4899	0.03289	447	280	115	52
148	I feel like we need to talk.	1.4899	0.03243	447	277	121	49
149	If I kill them, will they make a sound?	1.4895	0.03078	474	289	138	47
150	No, Jacques, I said I liked memes!	1.4890	0.03376	409	253	112	44
151	…. !” ”’….!	1.4882	0.03339	424	264	113	47
152	We talked about this and I told you, I don't like mime games.	1.4878	0.03217	449	278	123	48
153	Not what I had in mind when I said I didn't want to talk about it.	1.4871	0.03333	425	265	113	47
154	This place is a mimefield.	1.4869	0.03094	458	278	137	43
155	Just give them an imaginary dollar and they will leave you alone.	1.4859	0.03192	426	258	129	39
156	Remember when I promised payback for the mariachi band serenade?	1.4858	0.03388	424	268	106	50
157	The cop said they have the right to remain silent.	1.4854	0.03269	445	279	116	50
158	This may sound crazy, but I kind of miss quarantine	1.4854	0.03352	410	254	113	43
159	Really? Mimesplaining?	1.4851	0.03541	435	288	83	64
160	So, you're still giving me the silent treatment?	1.4844	0.03175	448	276	127	45
161	This is NOT what I had in mind when you said you wanted to do unspeakable things to me.	1.4835	0.03711	393	260	76	57
162	I don't think this is what our marriage counselor meant when she said we needed to work on our non-verbal communication.	1.4815	0.03518	378	237	100	41
163	I think one is trying to tell me I’m standing on his foot and the other one wants a cute nose like mine!	1.4814	0.03412	403	253	106	44
164	words can't express how annoying these guys are	1.4796	0.03593	392	254	88	50
165	It’s a mute point.	1.4792	0.03243	432	269	119	44
166	Don’t just stand there, say nothing!	1.4783	0.03220	414	253	124	37
167	I think we should talk.	1.4781	0.03432	366	224	109	33
168	Maybe we should ask someone ELSE for directions....	1.4780	0.03515	387	246	97	44
169	Really, Bob? The silent treatment?	1.4778	0.03434	427	277	96	54
170	Can you pretend to tip them."	1.4775	0.03484	377	236	102	39
171	Larry, I understand that it is hard to find the right words, but this is a really lousy way to break up with me.	1.4774	0.03372	421	268	105	48
172	Thank God -- you see them too.	1.4769	0.03588	390	253	88	49
173	I am speechless	1.4745	0.03572	373	238	93	42
174	Well, don’t just stand there – call Mime-1-1.	1.4734	0.03649	376	245	84	47
175	Just use your words, Dave.	1.4714	0.03542	350	218	99	33
176	Just be thankful they're not pointing at your pants.	1.4709	0.03783	361	239	74	48
177	You know, there's no stopping YOU from saying something here.	1.4709	0.03373	412	263	104	45
178	Don't worry, honey, you have the right to remain silent.	1.4707	0.03323	376	230	115	31
179	Words can't describe what I'm feeling right now.	1.4704	0.03558	372	238	93	41
180	Ron, please give them what they want so that I can escape from this glass box.	1.4700	0.03429	400	256	100	44
181	I'm not totally sure, but I think they want your wallet	1.4694	0.03559	360	228	95	37
182	Toss me your imaginary handgun.	1.4688	0.03388	369	228	109	32
183	You should keep your distance, I have mime disease.	1.4687	0.03798	335	217	79	39
184	Shouldn’t you at least pretend to defend me?	1.4684	0.03401	380	238	106	36
185	I swear, this is the last time I ask strangers for directions...	1.4680	0.03565	359	228	94	37
186	Are you done giving me the silent treatment?	1.4678	0.04301	233	145	67	21
187	Watch these guys. You might pick up some communication skills.	1.4677	0.03433	372	233	104	35
188	Can we talk?	1.4667	0.03433	345	211	107	27
189	They are miming, "He's never going to marry you."	1.4658	0.03501	365	231	98	36
190	Use your words.	1.4655	0.03620	333	209	93	31
191	I've been meaning to introduce you to my silent partners.	1.4648	0.03594	355	227	91	37
192	I think they're trying to tell you that you have spinach in your teeth.	1.4642	0.03461	377	240	99	38
193	It’s not you, it’s the mimes.	1.4632	0.03966	367	257	50	60
194	I thought you said we would have a meeting of the minds	1.4623	0.03793	318	204	81	33
195	They want me to think inside the box.	1.4622	0.03583	344	218	93	33
196	Yes, it's still mansplaining.	1.4618	0.03755	340	222	79	39
197	Look Sally - they're trying to tell you something. I wish we knew French.	1.4615	0.03863	338	225	70	43
198	I’m tired of these charades.	1.4613	0.03571	336	211	95	30
199	Who said “two mimes are better than one”?	1.4613	0.03632	336	216	86	34
200	I've had it with them; they have nothing to say.	1.4604	0.03533	341	214	97	30
201	I'm getting the silent treatment.	1.4599	0.03732	337	219	81	37
202	Still giving me the silent treatment, are you?	1.4594	0.03723	320	204	85	31
203	Frankly, I'm of two mimes about you."	1.4586	0.03747	338	221	79	38
204	I should probably introduce you to my silent partners.	1.4586	0.03676	338	218	85	35
205	OK, next time we get lost, you ask for directions!	1.4585	0.03629	325	205	91	29
206	You could have just broken up with me with a text.	1.4572	0.03547	339	214	95	30
207	It’s not you, I just feel boxed in.	1.4569	0.03529	348	221	95	32
208	I wish they'd just mime their own business.	1.4568	0.03890	324	215	70	39
209	I think this silent treatment thing has gone on too long.	1.4563	0.03976	320	215	64	41
210	My therapist calls it the silent treatment.	1.4562	0.03756	331	216	79	36
211	I'm not sure yet....it's either about the Duality of Man or I'm getting mugged.	1.4560	0.03685	318	202	87	29
212	I think they are telling me I shouldn't date a guy with a man-purse.	1.4558	0.03519	362	233	93	36
213	And you said nobody would notice this pimple!	1.4543	0.03979	317	213	64	40
214	This is why I wanted to go to Italy, but would you listen to me? No.	1.4534	0.03852	311	203	75	33
215	‘You know how much I hate the silent treatment.’	1.4532	0.03631	331	212	88	31
216	In retrospect, it does seem more likely that you asked me to pick up The Times on the way home.	1.4526	0.03511	369	240	91	38
217	I really miss the social distancing guidelines	1.4519	0.03843	312	204	75	33
218	I said I didn’t want to talk about it.	1.4519	0.03491	343	217	97	29
219	Oh no, can you see them too?	1.4516	0.03743	341	226	76	39
220	Well yes, technically I did say don't ever "speak" to me again.	1.4515	0.03714	330	215	81	34
221	Even they can say it to my face.	1.4514	0.03594	319	201	92	26
222	It’s nothing you’ve done, Roger. I just need to be around people who can communicate their feelings.	1.4513	0.03933	308	204	69	35
223	Help me get them into the glass box.	1.4509	0.03588	346	224	88	34
224	I'm sorry it ended this way John, you know I was never good with words.	1.4498	0.03896	309	204	71	34
225	They’re worried you’re going to do unspeakable things to me.	1.4498	0.03759	309	199	81	29
226	Does this mean we're not talking?	1.4497	0.03736	318	206	81	31
227	Will you please explain to them that harassment can also be non-verbal?	1.4497	0.03739	298	189	84	25
228	Walking through a mime field.	1.4490	0.03586	343	222	88	33
229	Seriously, I can't keep up this charade any longer.	1.4488	0.03783	303	195	80	28
230	I’m at a loss for words.	1.4487	0.03814	312	204	76	32
231	I said, "do you MIND"	1.4487	0.03833	341	231	67	43
232	I think they want you to put on your mask.	1.4485	0.03682	301	190	87	24
233	I keep telling them I don’t speak French.	1.4483	0.04024	290	192	66	32
234	No, seriously! I was jus walking down the street and miming my own business!	1.4462	0.03702	325	212	81	32
235	I would have preferred a traditional engagement proposal.	1.4459	0.03849	305	200	74	31
236	The crime here is unspeakable.	1.4452	0.03649	310	200	83	27
237	MINE! I said would you be mine?	1.4451	0.03672	319	206	84	29
238	I think it's something about your vehicle's extended warranty.	1.4448	0.04046	299	202	61	36
239	It appears we’ve reached a meeting of the mimes.	1.4437	0.04015	302	204	62	36
240	If I'm interpreting this mugging correctly, if you hand over your wallet they'll stop annoying us.	1.4437	0.03790	302	196	78	28
241	Autocorrect signed me up for Amazon Mime.	1.4436	0.03836	275	182	67	26
242	Can you pretend to be a strong wind?	1.4434	0.03858	327	221	67	39
243	Just tell me what you’re thinking—I’m not a mime reader.	1.4423	0.04022	312	214	58	40
244	I think I'd prefer getting mugged.	1.4422	0.03740	294	188	82	24
245	Meet my husband,he too is unable to communicate clearly	1.4420	0.04296	276	190	50	36
246	If this is a proposal, that's gonna be a 'no' from me, Doug.	1.4419	0.04024	301	204	61	36
247	At least they're not clowns.	1.4405	0.04501	227	151	52	24
248	My pantomime is rusty,but I think for 10 Euros we get directions to our hotel,for 20 we get your wallet back.	1.4403	0.04048	293	198	61	34
249	What’s “bug off” in mime?	1.4391	0.03783	312	206	75	31
250	Is there something you're not telling me?	1.4387	0.03773	310	204	76	30
251	Call Mime-1-1	1.4386	0.04072	285	192	61	32
252	I miss the days of masks and social distancing	1.4385	0.03882	301	200	70	31
253	Make a finger gun, would ya?	1.4381	0.03599	331	216	85	30
254	What’s the mime version of “Fuck off”	1.4380	0.04128	274	184	60	30
255	You said you wanted to have a quiet evening.	1.4377	0.04023	265	173	68	24
256	Jane, I think there's a piece of lettuce caught in your teeth.	1.4377	0.03854	313	210	69	34
257	I think they’re trying to tell me something.	1.4377	0.03746	313	206	77	30
258	So now you're giving me the silent treatment?	1.4369	0.03746	293	189	80	24
259	It's far less annoying in Paris.	1.4367	0.03654	300	192	85	23
260	So, this is your idea of the silent treatment?	1.4366	0.04025	268	176	67	25
261	I really miss social distancing.	1.4364	0.04008	291	196	63	32
262	Get help. I'm trapped in a mimefield.	1.4364	0.03949	291	194	67	30
263	Hand me the invisible pepper spray.	1.4364	0.03985	275	181	68	26
264	I miss the muggers.	1.4364	0.03849	275	177	76	22
265	I’m still trying to cancel my subscription to the New York Mimes.	1.4343	0.04126	274	185	59	30
266	No, I said in my profile that I enjoy “memes”.	1.4337	0.03806	309	206	72	31
267	I wish you'd mime your own business!	1.4324	0.03686	296	191	82	23
268	I swear,honey. Next time you better be the one to ask for directions.	1.4324	0.04335	259	178	50	31
269	Do I give them my real wallet or an imaginary one?	1.4323	0.03937	266	183	55	28
270	Would you at least mimic a rescue?	1.4321	0.03862	287	189	72	26
271	All right! I'll get vaccinated!	1.4319	0.04071	257	169	65	23
272	Here you go again expecting me to read your mimes.	1.4312	0.03904	276	181	71	24
273	It was fun for a couple blocks, but I feel like I hit a wall.	1.4310	0.03916	297	200	66	31
274	Yes, I tested positive for Mime Disease. How did you know?	1.4309	0.03765	304	201	75	28
275	They say you should take the Green Line from downtown, Get off at 33rd St. If you get to Grand Central, you've gone too far.	1.4307	0.04169	267	181	57	29
276	Well, you said your family were characters.	1.4307	0.03958	274	181	68	25
277	Do something. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.	1.4301	0.04005	279	187	64	28
278	The mimes seem to be telling us that ‘We need to talk’ and that ‘We should see other people.’	1.4297	0.04265	256	174	54	28
279	One pimple and everybody's a judge	1.4297	0.04146	263	177	59	27
280	I asked for 2 DIMES! I need to feed the parking meter.	1.4296	0.03791	277	179	77	21
281	Worst birthday present ever, John.	1.4296	0.04015	284	192	62	30
282	Humoring them only makes it worse.	1.4286	0.04006	266	176	66	24
283	It's something about a falling brick.	1.4280	0.03918	271	178	70	23
284	Great. Now there’s two more people who won’t talk to me.	1.4275	0.03902	262	170	72	20
285	I made the mistake of asking for directions.	1.4269	0.03923	260	169	71	20
286	Next time: Say it with flowers.	1.4269	0.03998	253	165	68	20
287	Enough, Paul. It's time we ended this little charade.	1.4259	0.04065	270	182	61	27
288	Why can't you just tell me?	1.4258	0.04079	256	170	63	23
289	Well, things in Paris seem back to normal.	1.4254	0.03912	268	176	70	22
290	You’re right, I said I wanted a quiet night.	1.4252	0.04063	254	168	64	22
291	Don't make me say it.	1.4251	0.04262	247	167	55	25
292	What are they not trying to tell me?	1.4245	0.04044	278	189	60	29
293	Sorry, still on mute.	1.4240	0.03863	283	188	70	25
294	Can we just not talk about it ?	1.4235	0.04126	255	171	60	24
295	You clearly upset them. They appear to be screaming.	1.4231	0.03995	260	172	66	22
296	I hope you're not counting on a second date.	1.4224	0.04021	277	188	61	28
297	These are the brothers who I'm not on speaking terms with.	1.4221	0.03812	263	170	75	18
298	I only dated them because I thought they'd be good listeners.	1.4211	0.03893	266	175	70	21
299	I don't have to stand here and listen to this.	1.4202	0.04282	257	178	50	29
300	John, please tell them to mime their own business.	1.4202	0.04764	188	126	45	17
301	I'm getting some non-verbal clues that you may not be right for me.	1.4199	0.03913	281	189	66	26
302	Let's give them some invisible money and make them go away.	1.4196	0.03892	255	166	71	18
303	There are no words to describe how I feel right now.	1.4191	0.04046	241	158	65	18
304	Don't worry, they're not talking about you.	1.4189	0.03974	265	177	65	23
305	I would 'just keep walking,' except they put up some kind of invisible wall.	1.4188	0.04083	277	191	56	30
306	I think it's time to click the unmute button!	1.4187	0.03862	246	158	73	15
307	Just give them the silent treatment	1.4186	0.04197	258	177	54	27
308	I'd like you to meet my two friends. I haven't heard from them in years.	1.4186	0.04051	258	173	62	23
309	I'm about ready to give them some nonverbal communication.	1.4185	0.04160	270	187	53	30
310	Oh joy, you can see them too.	1.4183	0.03847	263	172	72	19
311	And you said I was overreacting when I said that I feel invisible.	1.4183	0.04138	263	180	56	27
312	You said " it looks fine - no one will notice"	1.4176	0.04161	261	179	55	27
313	Rhymes with nose?	1.4174	0.04290	230	157	51	22
314	Please tell them I don't speak French,I'm not into inappropriate touching,and I'm going to kick them in the nuts at the count of three.	1.4167	0.04305	252	175	49	28
315	Aren't you going to say anything?	1.4163	0.04139	233	154	61	18
316	As usual, expecting me to read your mime.	1.4153	0.04242	248	170	53	25
317	Pretend to help me.	1.4153	0.04189	236	158	58	20
318	My therapist says we need to explore all avenues of communication.	1.4148	0.03702	270	175	78	17
319	Stop mimesplaining.	1.4148	0.04158	270	188	52	30
320	See what happens when you defund the police?	1.4138	0.03826	261	181	56	24
321	I mean, you did raise them not to talk back	1.4136	0.04495	220	151	47	22
322	Sometimes I miss the COVID restrictions	1.4133	0.04011	271	185	60	26
323	Do you know what they are saying... I don't understand French.	1.4132	0.04113	242	162	60	20
324	Apparently you just stepped on their dog.	1.4125	0.04302	240	165	51	24
325	I know you won't listen to me Bob, so just watch these two explain why I'm leaving you.	1.4122	0.04316	245	170	49	26
326	And to make sure I never have second dates, these are my brothers.	1.4120	0.04214	250	172	53	25
327	Please tell me you can see them too.	1.4120	0.03865	301	208	62	31
328	I just don't know, Brad. It's as if there is an invisible wall between us.	1.4116	0.03913	277	188	64	25
329	It's annoying. They add nothing to the conversation.	1.4115	0.04342	243	169	48	26
330	What can I say?	1.4115	0.04130	226	149	61	16
331	I thought this was supposed to be a blind date.	1.4115	0.04270	226	152	55	19
332	I'd rather be mugged.	1.4113	0.04082	248	167	60	21
333	Everything sounds better in French	1.4106	0.04104	246	166	59	21
334	Okay boys, that's enough! Your mother doesn't care who started it.	1.4101	0.04195	217	143	59	15
335	If you see something, say something, dammit.	1.4100	0.04061	239	159	62	18
336	Worst. Flashmob. Proposal. Ever.”	1.4100	0.04354	239	166	48	25
337	Now we know what comes after gentrification.	1.4097	0.04391	227	156	49	22
338	Ralph if you love me you'll say something.	1.4095	0.04008	232	152	65	15
339	You win—this is way worse than the silent treatment.	1.4091	0.04431	242	171	43	28
340	This city really needs to be tougher on mime.	1.4089	0.04281	225	152	54	19
341	Why am I always the one who has to ask for directions?	1.4087	0.04215	230	155	56	19
342	It was better when they worked remotely.	1.4072	0.04475	221	153	46	22
343	I guess the rumors are true. Our city does have a criminal mastermime.	1.4071	0.04322	253	179	45	29
344	I put $10 in their tip jar, and they've been following me around ever since.	1.4069	0.04156	231	155	58	18
345	No, this is the silent treatment.	1.4062	0.03952	224	145	67	12
346	If you call them off, I promise you no more silent treatment.	1.4062	0.04385	224	154	49	21
347	Martin, can you believe what they just did not say to me?"	1.4062	0.04198	224	150	57	17
348	Are you giving me the silent treatment again?	1.4061	0.04360	229	158	49	22
349	I think what they are trying to say is that we should start seeing other people.	1.4052	0.04060	269	187	55	27
350	Just stay still. They can smell pretend fear.	1.4052	0.04186	232	162	48	22
351	They still haven’t forgiven me for walking through the invisible wall.	1.4048	0.03870	252	167	68	17
352	Is it okay if I scream?	1.4045	0.04100	220	145	61	14
353	I wish you'd stop giving me the silent treatment.	1.4037	0.04125	218	144	60	14
354	Sure, we need the City to get tough on mime, but that won’t help unless we tackle the causes of mime.	1.4037	0.04563	218	153	42	23
355	What? Do I have spinach stuck between my teeth? Is my mascara smeared? Please someone say something!	1.4035	0.04144	228	153	58	17
356	The street gangs aren't as tough as they used to be in this neighborhood.	1.4027	0.04353	226	156	49	21
357	I’m speechless. I suppose that’s the point.	1.4009	0.04059	227	151	61	15
358	When we were leaving the house this morning, you could have told me I looked like a tourist.	1.4008	0.04203	247	172	51	24
359	No, Peter, we are supposed to bring a few wines to the party	1.4000	0.04331	240	169	46	25
360	I have no idea what's wrong. I don't know a word of French.	1.3992	0.04189	248	173	51	24
361	I’m in the mimeth circle of hell.	1.3991	0.04255	233	161	51	21
362	Remember that summer I spent in Paris?	1.3991	0.03956	223	146	65	12
363	Do you see anything? Please say yes.	1.3990	0.04307	208	140	53	15
364	If this glass weren’t here, I’d punch both of them.	1.3983	0.04368	231	162	46	23
365	Geez, Howard, even your break-up strategy is passive-aggressive.	1.3981	0.04681	216	155	36	25
366	We should've made the kids go to law school."	1.3981	0.04368	211	144	50	17
367	Say something.	1.3981	0.04389	206	140	50	16
368	Speak for yourself, Richard.	1.3973	0.04304	219	150	51	18
369	Memes,Josh. I said I like funny memes.	1.3972	0.04523	214	150	43	21
370	It’s a great neighborhood except for the land mimes.	1.3958	0.04287	240	169	47	24
371	Shall we go to your place or mime?	1.3957	0.04226	235	163	51	21
372	Don’t just stand there, start pulling me to safety with your invisible rope!	1.3957	0.04157	230	157	55	18
373	I've got mime disease.	1.3953	0.04358	215	148	49	18
374	The violent mime rate is up pretty much everywhere.	1.3938	0.04706	193	135	40	18
375	Honey, unfortunately you just can't talk to these people.	1.3932	0.04162	206	137	57	12
376	“Talk is cheap, Bernard.”	1.3917	0.04019	217	144	61	12
377	First it was you, and now everyone is giving me the silent treatment.	1.3913	0.04576	207	146	41	20
378	I can't understand a word they're not saying, but I think it has something to do with our relationship, Jon, and they're warning me not to enter into holy matrimony with you. And, I have to say, I do believe they make a compelling argument.	1.3913	0.04418	230	164	42	24
379	I misspelled my wish… the part about ‘mine forever’.	1.3913	0.04473	207	144	45	18
380	Your guess is as good as mime.	1.3911	0.04023	225	151	60	14
381	It’s still less annoying than listening to you go on about crypto.	1.3911	0.04551	202	141	43	18
382	I said we needed to come to a meeting of the MINDS.	1.3909	0.04162	243	170	51	22
383	You got your quirks, I got mimes.	1.3909	0.04473	220	156	42	22
384	The CDC is changing how they communicate masking guidelines.	1.3909	0.04905	197	143	31	23
385	It's like a Zoom call on mute....	1.3900	0.04691	200	142	38	20
386	Remember Honey, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.	1.3899	0.04358	218	152	47	19
387	I've had worse dates.	1.3897	0.04552	195	135	44	16
388	I'm guessing mums the word	1.3895	0.04514	190	130	46	14
389	Hand me the invisible mace.	1.3886	0.04305	211	145	50	16
390	If you think that's bad, wait until you meet the rest of my family.	1.3884	0.04366	224	158	45	21
391	Words cannot express my feelings for you.	1.3878	0.04093	245	171	53	21
392	This is not what I meant when I said you should communicate your feelings differently.	1.3878	0.04214	245	174	47	24
393	At least they try to communicate.	1.3873	0.04406	204	141	47	16
394	I think they saw something but they can’t say something.	1.3873	0.04568	204	144	41	19
395	They know but aren’t saying.	1.3871	0.04271	217	150	50	17
396	I think they’re trying to point out some of the conflicts and absurdities of modern life. Or they’re requesting enough money to buy burgers, fries, and two drinks.	1.3869	0.04540	199	139	43	17
397	That’s the danger of a quiet neighborhood.	1.3867	0.04018	225	152	59	14
398	It's been like this ever since I put my number on the do-not-call list.	1.3865	0.04306	207	142	50	15
399	Quick. Hand me an invisible gun.	1.3861	0.04380	202	139	48	15
400	I'm assuming these are the brothers that never talk to you?	1.3860	0.04446	215	152	43	20
401	Now you know why guys never stop to ask for directions...	1.3859	0.04983	184	133	31	20
402	Is this your way of saying I talk too much?	1.3854	0.04226	192	128	54	10
403	What are they saying about me	1.3854	0.04389	205	142	47	16
404	Go, save yourself before the plate spinner guy shows up.	1.3850	0.04683	187	131	40	16
405	Mime is not to reason why.	1.3850	0.04493	200	142	40	18
406	We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty	1.3850	0.04763	213	157	30	26
407	THIS is why I donate to keep local theatres open!	1.3846	0.04587	221	161	35	25
408	You couldn't have hired a skywriter, like other guys do?	1.3846	0.04213	221	153	51	17
409	I should have left them in that invisible box.	1.3843	0.04331	216	151	47	18
410	Pardon my French.	1.3842	0.04569	190	132	43	15
411	Don't just stand there...talk them out of it.	1.3838	0.04201	198	133	54	11
412	OK, maybe I do really need to get this mole checked.	1.3838	0.04495	198	138	44	16
413	Well? Are you going to say something?	1.3834	0.04577	193	135	42	16
414	I think they just found my lost Contact.	1.3833	0.04038	227	155	57	15
415	Apparently I walked into their "box" on Thursday, and now I can't shake them.	1.3832	0.04205	214	147	52	15
416	At least, with mimes, you always get the last word. And the first. And everything in between.	1.3831	0.04217	201	136	53	12
417	See, this is precisely why we don't invite Claude and Francois to Sunday supper.	1.3827	0.04349	196	134	49	13
418	Do something! I'm being undermimed	1.3824	0.04261	204	147	39	18
419	Let me guess: “it’not you, it’s me?”	1.3822	0.04549	191	133	43	15
420	Let's end this charade.	1.3822	0.04364	191	130	49	12
421	Thought you might appreciate some mimesplaining.	1.3821	0.04335	212	148	47	17
422	nan	1.3820	0.04912	178	127	34	17
423	Should not have made eye contact. Mime mistake.	1.3817	0.04137	186	130	44	12
424	Later,Janice would tell all her friends that she should have listened to the mimes when they tried to warn her about her blind date with Todd.	1.3814	0.04537	215	155	38	22
425	You never listen.	1.3810	0.04257	210	145	50	15
426	Paul, I don’t need another man in my life who never responds	1.3810	0.04081	231	160	54	17
427	I asked you to send me a couple of memes!	1.3807	0.04443	218	156	41	21
428	When I asked for two French Pointers for Christmas, this isn't what I was thinking.	1.3804	0.04668	184	129	40	15
429	What aren't you trying to tell me?	1.3802	0.04408	192	132	47	13
430	Sometimes, I feel like we don't even speak the same language.	1.3799	0.04557	179	123	44	12
431	Is this your idea of the silent treatment?	1.3797	0.04551	187	130	43	14
432	On the whole, I still prefer regular mansplaining.	1.3789	0.04741	190	136	36	18
433	God, I really miss lockdown.	1.3789	0.04799	190	137	34	19
434	They’re my translators. Apparently it’s windy and I smell bad.	1.3785	0.04302	214	150	47	17
435	I appreciate the effort, but my profile said I like memes not mimes.	1.3784	0.04474	222	161	38	23
436	What do I have to do,spell it out for you?	1.3781	0.04151	201	136	54	11
437	What they are doing is unspeakable.	1.3781	0.04384	201	140	46	15
438	I think they're telling me I have the right to remain silent.	1.3779	0.04549	217	158	36	23
439	I said I was hoping for a 'meeting of the minds.'	1.3778	0.04605	180	125	42	13
440	How can you not see it?!	1.3777	0.04716	188	134	37	17
441	I ordered a Greek chorus, but there were supply-chain issues.	1.3776	0.04461	196	137	44	15
442	Surely you gesture.”	1.3770	0.04745	183	130	37	16
443	I’ll admit, this isn’t the silent treatment I’m used to.	1.3770	0.04542	191	134	42	15
444	Honey, we need to talk.	1.3770	0.04481	191	133	44	14
445	And it really should go without saying . . .	1.3768	0.04454	207	147	42	18
446	I have mime disease.	1.3768	0.04239	207	143	50	14
447	It’s a total mime-field walking the streets these days!	1.3765	0.04790	170	119	38	13
448	I guess that two mimes are better than one!	1.3762	0.04408	210	149	43	18
449	Honey tell them to mime their own business!	1.3757	0.04907	181	131	32	18
450	Now you know what it's like to get the silent treatment.	1.3757	0.04907	181	131	32	18
451	This isn't about my car's extended warranty again, is it?	1.3756	0.04670	197	142	36	19
452	I’ve broken out in mimes again.	1.3750	0.04210	192	130	52	10
453	No, dear, these are French mimes. They are allowed to do this.	1.3750	0.04532	176	121	44	11
454	So you hired these two to convey that I need rhinoplasty?	1.3750	0.04608	216	159	33	24
455	See, they were right. Defunding the police has unleashed a spike in street mime across the whole city.	1.3750	0.04723	184	131	37	16
456	Oh honey, I said send me 'memes'.	1.3750	0.05044	168	121	31	16
457	They’ve been giving me the silent treatment all day!	1.3750	0.04531	184	128	43	13
458	Are you hearing this?	1.3750	0.04437	208	148	42	18
459	I just wanted the little voice inside of my head to stop, and this is what i got instead.	1.3750	0.04660	184	130	39	15
460	My father always said that two mimes are better than one.	1.3743	0.04606	187	132	40	15
461	I’m not sure this is what your therapist had in mind when she suggested working on your nonverbal communication skills.	1.3738	0.04358	206	145	45	16
462	I’m going to draw the line at French kissing!	1.3738	0.04358	206	145	45	16
463	The only thing more annoying than a mime is two mimes.	1.3730	0.04511	185	129	43	13
464	I miss social distancing...	1.3729	0.04582	177	123	42	12
465	Is it so hard to tell me what you need?	1.3728	0.04060	228	159	53	16
466	Well, it goes without saying.	1.3724	0.04454	196	138	43	15
467	It’s like there’s a wall between us	1.3723	0.04886	188	138	30	20
468	Darling, try turning on closed captioning.	1.3723	0.04523	188	132	42	14
469	Pretend to call 911.	1.3722	0.04528	180	125	43	12
470	Just give them your wallet.	1.3721	0.04598	172	119	42	11
471	Your place or mime?	1.3717	0.04595	191	136	39	16
472	I just don't have the words to tell you how I really feel.	1.3716	0.04673	183	130	38	15
473	The first rule of mime club is you don't talk about mime club.	1.3714	0.04543	175	121	43	11
474	It may not be as accurate, but it's better than someone sticking a swab up my nose.	1.3709	0.04356	213	152	43	18
475	Mimesplainers.	1.3707	0.04423	205	146	42	17
476	I say let's maybe not go back to France this year.	1.3706	0.04707	170	119	39	12
477	Next time, just get me flowers.	1.3702	0.04369	181	124	47	10
478	Being at a loss for words seems for once the best response!	1.3699	0.04503	173	119	44	10
479	I said I needed some TIME, not MIME!	1.3699	0.04270	219	156	45	18
480	It's horrible, yes, but if you close your eyes, it's like they don't even exist.	1.3696	0.04523	184	129	42	13
481	I wasn’t watching where I was going and poof! I walked right into this damn box.	1.3690	0.04407	187	130	45	12
482	Ever since I left the troupe, they've been giving me the silent treatment.	1.3687	0.04470	179	124	44	11
483	I just feel like there's a wall between us.	1.3669	0.04568	169	117	42	10
484	They want us to subscribe to their YouTube channel	1.3669	0.04867	169	121	34	14
485	Really Phil? You hired mimes to propose to me?	1.3668	0.04623	199	145	35	19
486	I have to endure the hazing if I want to join the troupe.	1.3667	0.04072	210	145	53	12
487	I don't want to hear it.	1.3667	0.04519	180	126	42	12
488	I forgot to tell you. I have sons.	1.3667	0.04654	180	128	38	14
489	I warned you about the mime field	1.3663	0.04514	172	119	43	10
490	Beats me . . . they're not saying anything, but it's still in French . . .	1.3662	0.04350	213	153	42	18
491	I guess they haven't seen a maskless face in a while	1.3657	0.04883	175	127	32	16
492	I'm sorry. I just thought breaking up over text would be too impersonal.	1.3656	0.04856	186	137	30	19
493	The one day we forget our masks.	1.3653	0.04906	167	120	33	14
494	Too bad I left my invisible mace at home.	1.3652	0.04621	178	126	39	13
495	I've hired them to explain why I want a divorce.	1.3651	0.04496	189	134	41	14
496	Ironically this is the last you will hear from me.	1.3651	0.04619	189	136	37	16
497	Don't just stand there - get me out of this invisible box!	1.3650	0.04322	200	141	45	14
498	The French sure know how to mug people with style	1.3647	0.04622	170	119	40	11
499	Mom, Dad, this is John. No, use your words.	1.3645	0.04445	203	146	40	17
500	There are no words.	1.3642	0.04777	162	114	37	11
501	I said I was into 'memes'.	1.3642	0.04567	173	121	41	11
502	They're here because I'm no longer speaking to you!	1.3641	0.04514	184	130	41	13
503	Why the silent treatment?	1.3641	0.04380	184	128	45	11
504	Not to quibble, but shouldn't they be wearing masks?	1.3641	0.04275	195	136	47	12
505	I was being melodramatic when I said you were my worst nightmare. THIS is my worst nightmare.	1.3636	0.04231	198	143	40	15
506	Why am I still dealing with mansplainers.	1.3632	0.04461	212	155	37	20
507	This is not what I meant when I said you needed to find a way to express your emotions.	1.3631	0.04530	179	126	41	12
508	I meant to ask for memes.	1.3631	0.04771	168	122	32	14
509	They also think I’m too good for you!	1.3631	0.04879	157	111	35	11
510	I'm of two mimes about this.	1.3626	0.04410	182	127	44	11
511	Did I tell you I suffer from mime disease?	1.3626	0.04341	182	126	46	10
512	You're not going to let them do such unspeakable things to me are you?	1.3626	0.04819	171	123	34	14
513	You could text instead	1.3622	0.04428	185	130	43	12
514	They want to know the name of the doctor who did your nose!	1.3622	0.04686	185	139	27	19
515	I should have let you know sooner. I’m a mime magnet.	1.3621	0.04689	174	124	37	13
516	Just spit it out already!	1.3616	0.04347	177	122	46	9
517	You have no idea how unspeakably awful my day has been.	1.3616	0.04528	177	127	37	13
518	I would have preferred strippers for my 40th birthday..	1.3614	0.04614	166	116	40	10
519	My friends tell me you’re all talk.	1.3614	0.04614	166	116	40	10
520	They're being obscene and not heard.	1.3614	0.04511	202	147	37	18
521	My company is trying to get me to think outside the box	1.3613	0.04834	155	109	36	10
522	To be honest, I sort of miss the gypsies. At least you knew what they wanted.”	1.3613	0.04518	191	137	39	15
523	It's called communicating. You should try it sometime.	1.3609	0.04784	169	121	35	13
524	I guess you’d call it nonverbal assault.	1.3609	0.04558	169	118	41	10
525	I think I just walked into a field of land mimes.	1.3607	0.04180	183	125	50	8
526	I said send memes Bill, not mimes.	1.3602	0.04474	186	132	41	13
527	Use your words, Larry.	1.3596	0.04270	203	144	45	14
528	I’m sorry it came to this, but I did tell you I have a weakness for the strong, silent type.	1.3593	0.04821	167	120	34	13
529	At least they notice	1.3591	0.04170	181	131	38	12
530	Can you please stop this annoying silent treatment!	1.3590	0.04389	195	139	42	14
531	These are my mansplainers.	1.3588	0.04687	170	121	37	12
532	I'd rather we had found Waldo.	1.3586	0.04253	198	142	42	14
533	I miss social distancing requirements!	1.3583	0.04083	187	135	40	12
534	I made the mistake of giving them some money.	1.3576	0.04914	151	107	34	10
535	This one just mimed that I have a nice ass, are you really not gonna say anything?	1.3576	0.04783	165	118	35	12
536	Maybe just text me next time.	1.3576	0.04545	165	115	41	9
537	Have you ever tried to cancel your New York Times subscription? The Times calls them your Customer Care Advocates.	1.3575	0.04658	179	129	36	14
538	Why are you giving me the silent treatment?	1.3575	0.04319	207	149	42	16
539	I need to borrow your invisible stun gun.	1.3568	0.04418	185	131	42	12
540	Oh no. Pantomimehandlers.	1.3567	0.04737	171	123	35	13
541	Presumably your response to my suggestion we check out some French Impressionists this weekend?	1.3567	0.05019	171	127	27	17
542	I suffer from Mime Disease: the silent killer.	1.3563	0.04888	174	128	30	16
543	You’re just gonna stand there not saying anything either	1.3560	0.04258	191	134	46	11
544	No, I said you never laugh at my MEMES.	1.3558	0.04975	163	119	30	14
545	Try running them off with your imaginary banjo.	1.3558	0.04898	163	118	32	13
546	They're just doing the jobs Americans won't do.	1.3558	0.04741	163	116	36	11
547	Ok, you’ve made your point. Yes, there are worse things than talking about feelings.	1.3556	0.04568	180	129	38	13
548	Honey the box isn't real, now come over here and help me.	1.3556	0.04702	180	131	34	15
549	Would you mime a gun and get me out of this, please?	1.3552	0.04837	183	136	29	18
550	I need to find my own voice.	1.3548	0.04734	155	109	37	9
551	Oh, now I understand what you meant when you said that this block was a mime field.	1.3547	0.04568	172	122	39	11
552	When I said I wanted a quiet threesome, this is NOT what I meant.	1.3547	0.04714	172	124	35	13
553	These aren't the non-verbal cues I suggested.	1.3543	0.04514	175	124	40	11
554	Quietest catcall ever?	1.3540	0.04528	161	112	41	8
555	What are they trying to tell me? I don’t speak French.	1.3537	0.05090	147	106	30	11
556	Apparently, I have a crumb on my nose.	1.3537	0.04796	164	118	34	12
557	Mimes the word!	1.3537	0.04473	164	114	42	8
558	Ugh! Mimesplaining!	1.3536	0.04614	181	131	36	14
559	I don't know about you, but I find this new 'mime variant' a lot scarier than all the others.	1.3529	0.04411	204	149	38	17
560	Somehow this is still better than mansplaining.	1.3529	0.04572	187	136	36	15
561	But, I don't want to think outside the box!	1.3526	0.04691	173	125	35	13
562	I'm suffering in silence.	1.3526	0.04434	173	124	38	11
563	This is the last time I ask for directions.	1.3526	0.04881	156	112	33	11
564	Uhh — is this what they mean about getting “the silent treatment”?	1.3523	0.04190	193	138	43	12
565	‘I told you not to feed them croissant’	1.3523	0.04470	193	140	38	15
566	You going to just stand there while I’m getting mimed?	1.3523	0.04492	176	125	40	11
567	Can we talk? Please?	1.3520	0.04148	179	123	49	7
568	They're trying to help me tell you ... let's just call it a night.	1.3519	0.04590	162	114	39	9
569	It’s a new variant.	1.3519	0.04754	162	116	35	11
570	My parental instincts say to just ignore them.	1.3515	0.04533	165	116	40	9
571	How do you mime, "please social distance?"	1.3514	0.04204	185	129	47	9
572	I said Amazon Prime,but Alexa must have heard Amazon mime.	1.3512	0.04787	168	122	33	13
573	Getting mimes to do the breakup for you ? Pretty low Peter !	1.3512	0.04933	168	124	29	15
574	Are you just going to stand there or pretend to help me?	1.3510	0.04810	151	107	35	9
575	Don't just stand there...call The New Yorker.	1.3509	0.04579	171	122	38	11
576	They already have told me more than you ever have.	1.3506	0.04563	154	107	40	7
577	I made the mistake of making eye contact with one of them.	1.3506	0.04450	174	123	41	10
578	Please tell me you have a couple of dollars in your pocket...	1.3506	0.04597	174	125	37	12
579	Just pretend you have a dog and walk away.	1.3500	0.04693	180	132	33	15
580	I’m getting sick of the silent treatment, Ted.	1.3500	0.04624	160	113	38	9
581	What did I do to deserve the silent treament?	1.3500	0.04167	180	132	36	12
582	They are saying you have some food on your cheek.	1.3494	0.04670	166	119	36	11
583	They're mugging you, Helen. They won't go away until you give them an invisible wallet.	1.3491	0.04836	169	124	31	14
584	(Silence)	1.3491	0.04171	169	123	36	10
585	I asked you to remind me not remime me	1.3491	0.04688	169	122	35	12
586	Do I find what distracting?	1.3490	0.04849	149	106	34	9
587	Words can't express how I feel about you.	1.3487	0.04310	195	140	42	13
588	You've taken the silent treatment to a whole new level.	1.3486	0.04575	175	126	37	12
589	When the twins were little they would never stop talking and now this!	1.3483	0.04521	178	128	38	12
590	Of all days to forget my GPS.	1.3483	0.04379	178	126	42	10
591	And to think I thought YOU were hard to talk to!"	1.3483	0.04451	178	127	40	11
592	Can you please tell them to mime their manners?	1.3478	0.04680	184	136	32	16
593	I know this is hard for us, but we need to talk”.	1.3476	0.04303	187	133	43	11
594	Your silence in this situation is really a bit disappointing.	1.3476	0.04625	187	138	33	16
595	I don't know, I thought they were yours.	1.3476	0.04563	187	137	35	15
596	I thought I was joining an internet meme group.	1.3471	0.04513	170	121	39	10
597	Why do they always ask me for directions?	1.3471	0.04884	170	126	29	15
598	Don't come any closer, we've stumbled into a mime field.	1.3471	0.04739	170	124	33	13
599	No, I said to show me your favorite memes.	1.3469	0.05167	147	108	27	12
600	Well Charles, see, this is what I mean when I say you act passive-aggressive!	1.3468	0.04535	173	124	38	11
601	Don't worry, they're just miming their own business.	1.3468	0.04681	173	126	34	13
602	At least they aren't asking for anything	1.3468	0.04608	173	125	36	12
603	I believe they are saying you're having an affair.	1.3466	0.04624	176	128	35	13
604	That's the last time I sue Cirque du Soleil.	1.3464	0.05353	153	116	21	16
605	I wonder what pepper spray looks like on white makeup."	1.3464	0.04771	179	133	30	16
606	They found a way out of the box.	1.3463	0.04330	205	150	39	16
607	At least they're not afraid to ask for directions.	1.3462	0.04714	182	135	31	16
608	This is Marceau wrong.	1.3462	0.04516	182	132	37	13
609	Paul, these are my brothers. Now do you understand why I don't want to go home for Christmas?	1.3459	0.04399	185	133	40	12
610	Steve was as surprised as Andrea. He'd hired the mimes to help him propose to her. And, ... clearly, ...something got lost in translation.	1.3457	0.05130	162	122	24	16
611	I’ve learned to ignore them during the day, but nights are tough.”	1.3455	0.04682	165	119	35	11
612	I know he's not French, but he's the best I can do	1.3451	0.05101	142	103	29	10
613	A present from my ex-boyfriend.	1.3451	0.05002	142	102	31	9
614	I’m this close to putting them in an actual box.	1.3450	0.04642	171	124	35	12
615	My pronoun is “they.”	1.3448	0.05305	145	108	24	13
616	Oh, them ... ... I'm off social media and they do the memes for me now.	1.3448	0.04363	174	123	42	9
617	Are you breaking up with me?	1.3446	0.05138	148	109	27	12
618	It’s okay. They’re new French dermatologists from the Centre of Performing Medical Arts.	1.3446	0.05047	148	108	29	11
619	Mime your own damn business!	1.3444	0.04479	180	130	38	12
620	Yours or mimes?	1.3444	0.04887	151	109	32	10
621	It's either street theater or I'm getting mugged again	1.3442	0.04732	154	110	35	9
622	Read my lips: We're through.	1.3439	0.04926	157	115	30	12
623	Honey, next time you’re asking for directions.	1.3438	0.04437	160	112	41	7
624	They're not wearing masks either. How do I silently point this out?	1.3438	0.04220	192	137	44	11
625	Turns out, silence isn't golden.	1.3429	0.05046	140	101	30	9
626	Sorry darling, I'm just feeling a little boxed in right now.	1.3425	0.04998	146	106	30	10
627	If you turn on an invisible wind machine, I think we can get rid of them.	1.3421	0.04312	190	137	41	12
628	But if they wore masks, nobody would be able to understand them	1.3421	0.05122	152	113	26	13
629	Just do what they say.	1.3421	0.04769	152	109	34	9
630	What, you've never broken up by mime before?	1.3419	0.04966	155	114	29	12
631	They were concerned when I told them you were the strong, but silent, type	1.3418	0.04732	158	114	34	10
632	I just don't know how to talk to you anymore.	1.3413	0.04936	167	125	27	15
633	I didn’t hear them coming and now they won’t tell me what they want.”	1.3412	0.04653	170	124	34	12
634	Now you’re giving me the silent treatment.	1.3412	0.04423	170	121	40	9
635	It’s a birthmark, Randy. And you could have just asked.	1.3406	0.05490	138	104	21	13
636	Paris is the perfect honeymoon city, you said. You’ll love it, you said. So artsy, you said. So “sophisticated.” And who said no one in Paris is “in your face”? Oh, that’s right. You.	1.3405	0.04711	185	139	29	17
637	Speak for yourself, John.	1.3403	0.05413	144	109	21	14
638	I think my friends are trying to tell me something about you.	1.3400	0.04808	150	108	33	9
639	I’m bothered by all the things left unsaid.	1.3399	0.04463	153	107	40	6
640	I call this one "Woman Exiting a Relationship".	1.3397	0.04855	156	114	31	11
641	They’re the free gift when you buy Lancôme.	1.3397	0.04939	156	115	29	12
642	Good mimes, bad mimes – you know I've had my share.	1.3395	0.04809	162	119	31	12
643	I wish you hadn't told them you were obsessed with French culture.	1.3395	0.04393	162	114	41	7
644	This is unspeakable.	1.3395	0.04809	162	119	31	12
645	I think they're trying to warn you it's risky being without a mask.	1.3394	0.04825	165	122	30	13
646	Please tell them I didn't vote for Macron.	1.3394	0.04508	165	118	38	9
647	Well, I couldn’t afford the trip to Paris for your birthday, so …	1.3394	0.04669	165	120	34	11
648	Is this your idea of a proposal?	1.3392	0.04161	171	119	46	6
649	I'm tired of just going through the motions.	1.3392	0.04555	171	124	36	11
650	Oh please, just say it.	1.3390	0.04376	177	127	40	10
651	its what happens when you put the silencer on these new 5G phones.	1.3390	0.04521	177	129	36	12
652	Sorry,I took Spanish.	1.3390	0.04521	177	129	36	12
653	Never got so much attention before 'bout a piece of spinach on my teeth.	1.3389	0.04398	180	130	39	11
654	Next time, just tell me a zit bothers you.	1.3381	0.05262	139	103	25	11
655	They are saying, “this is the best match.com can do”	1.3379	0.05012	145	106	29	10
656	This is exactly why I sometimes wish we lived in Texas.	1.3379	0.04817	145	104	33	8
657	Don't worry. You're safe behind the wall.	1.3377	0.04688	151	108	35	8
658	Guy,please tell your goons that it was a "deviated septum," not a "nose job."	1.3377	0.04688	151	108	35	8
659	Go ahead, speak French!	1.3377	0.05065	154	115	26	13
660	='- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---. ='- -------!!	1.3377	0.05148	154	116	24	14
661	I miss real theater.	1.3376	0.04829	157	115	31	11
662	The diagnosis is mime disease	1.3373	0.04432	169	121	39	9
663	There's no easy way to ask for a divorce, but I thought this would at least be amusing.	1.3372	0.04458	172	134	22	16
664	Dear god, tell them to break the glass and mug me already.	1.3372	0.04458	172	124	38	10
665	They're saying "PUT ON YOU MASK" but they're miming it so they don't get any aerosolized particles on you!	1.3358	0.05105	137	100	28	9
666	Guys, if you see something, SAY something!	1.3358	0.05209	137	101	26	10
667	I guess it beats getting mugged.	1.3358	0.04890	137	98	32	7
668	They were sent by my mom. It's her passive/aggressive way of saying she doesn't like my new look.	1.3357	0.05055	143	105	28	10
669	They help me recognize the walls I build around myself.	1.3356	0.05076	146	108	27	11
670	This is unspeakably annoying!	1.3355	0.04373	152	106	41	5
671	You see me, right?	1.3354	0.04675	158	117	30	11
672	Not even close to the most annoying thing of the year.	1.3354	0.04434	164	117	39	8
673	You have to admit, they've turned mugging into an artform.	1.3333	0.04755	156	114	32	10
674	In other words, it’s over.	1.3333	0.04928	144	105	30	9
675	Let's go to Paris, you said. It'll be romantic, you said. Had enough romance yet, Karen?	1.3333	0.04441	168	121	38	9
676	Unfortunately, I attract both mimes and mosquitoes."	1.3333	0.04735	165	122	31	12
677	I keep them on silent	1.3333	0.04954	147	108	29	10
678	'You don't need make-up,' you said. 'No one will notice the pimple,' you said.	1.3333	0.04841	156	120	22	14
679	Hand over your wallet, I think.	1.3333	0.04729	153	111	33	9
680	Why can’t just get robbed, like everyone else?	1.3333	0.04796	162	120	30	12
681	I guess I leave a lot unsaid.	1.3333	0.04412	165	118	39	8
682	Nice enough but annoying. Just like the rest of your family.	1.3333	0.04819	153	112	31	10
683	Don’t worry, honey. I can see them, too.	1.3315	0.04487	178	131	35	12
684	I'm getting some bad signs about you.	1.3313	0.04771	163	121	30	12
685	The rampant mime spree claims yet another victim.	1.3313	0.04927	163	123	26	14
686	I requested live customer support. They are on mute now.	1.3313	0.04927	163	123	26	14
687	For goodness' sake, Harry, just say you forgot to make reservations for the Paris trip.	1.3313	0.04442	163	117	38	8
688	At least the new neighborhood in quiet.	1.3313	0.04668	160	117	33	10
689	We have to break up. It’s not you, it’s them.	1.3312	0.04880	154	114	29	11
690	Please do something. They are doing unspeakable things to me.	1.3311	0.05036	151	113	26	12
691	Why don't you mime your own business?	1.3310	0.05091	145	108	26	11
692	It's a zit. I was trying to keep it quiet.	1.3310	0.05184	145	109	24	12
693	What do you have to not say for yourself?	1.3310	0.04800	145	105	32	8
694	Well, you're the one who always says, "we create our own reality."	1.3310	0.04764	142	102	33	7
695	I was married to Marcel Marceau and these are our kids...	1.3309	0.05145	139	103	26	10
696	Something about Australia and a submarine deal.	1.3309	0.05344	139	105	22	12
697	Yes, but an imaginary pimple is just as bad!"	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
698	They're therapy mimes.	1.3295	0.04373	176	128	38	10
699	Should I say something?	1.3295	0.04189	173	123	43	7
700	This should only take five more minutes. They do this every Tuesday.	1.3294	0.04317	170	122	40	8
701	It is so like you to give me the silent treatment.	1.3294	0.04703	170	127	30	13
702	Really Hal, don't you think you're going a little too far with this "silent treatment"	1.3293	0.04420	164	118	38	8
703	They're giving me the silent treatment.	1.3292	0.04888	161	121	27	13
704	You’ll have to go on without me. I appear to be trapped in a cube of glass.	1.3292	0.04560	161	117	35	9
705	Are you going to just stand there like an idiot while these guys do unspeakable things to me?	1.3292	0.04560	161	117	35	9
706	Why don't we ever talk anymore?	1.3291	0.04348	158	112	40	6
707	Did you say “Your place or mime?”	1.3291	0.04704	158	116	32	10
708	It's not you. It's me - and these guys.	1.3289	0.04920	152	113	28	11
709	They're silently judging me	1.3289	0.04897	149	110	29	10
710	Masks and social distancing might still be a good idea, guys.	1.3289	0.04989	149	111	27	11
711	Is this a virtual mugging?	1.3288	0.04773	146	106	32	8
712	Sure, they're a little creepy, but they give me the attention I crave!	1.3288	0.04570	146	104	36	6
713	Silence isn't golden....it's irritating	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
714	Stop mansplaining and get them to put on their masks!	1.3287	0.04839	143	104	31	8
715	I tried paying them off, but they said they only take Bitcoin.	1.3286	0.05501	140	108	18	14
716	I hate when you give me the silent treatment.	1.3281	0.04849	128	91	32	5
717	According to the CDC, physical distancing inside an invisible box is not as effective as wearing a mask.	1.3279	0.04529	183	137	32	14
718	I said I was sorry, I think you’re taking this silent-treatment way too far!	1.3274	0.04263	168	120	41	7
719	They work for tips. Why don’t you give them some invisible money?	1.3272	0.04620	162	119	33	10
720	I mean’t it. I’m never talking to you again - get the message now ?	1.3272	0.04275	162	115	41	6
721	At least they're willing to pretend to want to touch me...	1.3269	0.04471	156	112	37	7
722	I think they're angry because you walked through their invisible window."	1.3268	0.04892	153	114	28	11
723	I never thought I’d say this, but since gentrification , I miss the drug addicts and homeless people.	1.3268	0.04892	153	114	28	11
724	I bring them everywhere. They’re the only men I know who don’t interrupt me.	1.3268	0.04621	153	111	34	8
725	These guys are going to need a very real ambulance in a minute.	1.3268	0.05065	153	116	24	13
726	My family has been refusing to talk to me lately.	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
727	Oh my god! This is what you get when you ask for directions in Paris?	1.3264	0.04709	144	104	33	7
728	So judgmental, and yet completely silent.	1.3258	0.04475	178	132	34	12
729	Will you just check your pocket for the key to the invisible box?	1.3257	0.04528	175	130	33	12
730	You go ahead. I'll catch up with you when I get out of this box.	1.3256	0.04195	172	123	42	7
731	My ex boyfriends are still giving me the silent treatment.	1.3256	0.05410	129	97	22	10
732	They say you talk too much.	1.3254	0.04890	126	90	31	5
733	They do unspeakable things, but you get used to it.	1.3253	0.04850	166	126	26	14
734	I should have known not to enter the box.	1.3253	0.04458	166	121	36	9
735	I hope it wasn't something I said"	1.3252	0.04991	163	125	23	15
736	I really wish you would stop giving me the silent treatment.	1.3250	0.04569	160	117	34	9
737	Richard, would you mime a large policeman, please.	1.3250	0.04820	160	120	28	12
738	Who let the mimes out?	1.3250	0.04393	160	115	38	7
739	I knew there'd be problems having these guys on the neighborhood watch team.	1.3248	0.04714	157	116	31	10
740	Great....mime muggers	1.3248	0.04884	157	118	27	12
741	I wish they'd mime their own business.	1.3245	0.04462	151	108	37	6
742	They're my alter egos. Just ignore them.	1.3245	0.04560	151	109	35	7
743	I think they're trying to tell you that I'm the one.	1.3243	0.04718	148	108	32	8
744	I think they're pretending to be your mother.	1.3243	0.05357	148	115	18	15
745	You just weren’t getting it so I hired these guys.	1.3241	0.04979	145	108	27	10
746	Couldn't you just tell me about my breath?	1.3241	0.04979	145	108	27	10
747	I think they're panhandling for cryptocurrency.	1.3241	0.04979	145	108	27	10
748	Remember, they're more annoyed of you than you are of them.	1.3241	0.04472	145	103	37	5
749	Alan, you'll have to figure out a better way to express your feelings!	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
750	My personal space mime says yes but my Covid space mime says no.	1.3237	0.04920	139	102	29	8
751	I'd like to help but I can't mime in French.	1.3237	0.05127	139	104	25	10
752	Don't mime him.	1.3235	0.04882	136	99	30	7
753	Let's skip French and go for Thai food tonight.	1.3235	0.05206	136	102	24	10
754	What about my dating profile was unclear?"	1.3235	0.04993	136	100	28	8
755	Maybe a silent scream will scare them off?	1.3233	0.04719	133	95	33	5
756	We never talk any more.	1.3231	0.05030	130	95	28	7
757	Sorry, accidentally made eye contact	1.3230	0.04629	161	119	32	10
758	They're mime-splaining.	1.3228	0.04774	158	118	29	11
759	I don't think you're hearing me, Stuart.	1.3226	0.04838	155	116	28	11
760	You can’t mute me in real life, Paul.	1.3224	0.04535	152	110	35	7
761	I guess you’re still not talking to me, huh?	1.3224	0.04438	152	109	37	6
762	You told me you couldn’t see my zit.	1.3224	0.04992	152	115	25	12
763	I swear, this was not part of my proposal.	1.3224	0.04630	152	111	33	8
764	Yes, Brad, right-I did say I was tired of FaceTiming with people I hardly know online.	1.3219	0.04447	146	104	37	5
765	So,if you see them too,why can’t we hear them?	1.3219	0.04755	146	107	31	8
766	If I shut my eyes, will they disappear?	1.3218	0.04195	174	128	37	9
767	If this is a holdup, should you raise a silent alarm?	1.3217	0.04718	143	104	32	7
768	It's not you. It's them.	1.3214	0.04784	140	102	31	7
769	If you don't say something, I'll think you're one of them.	1.3212	0.04852	137	100	30	7
770	I'm afraid I caught a case of Mime Disease on my last trip to Paris.	1.3212	0.04962	137	101	28	8
771	Your Right! I should have gotten the MIME VACCINE before we came to France.	1.3209	0.05036	134	99	27	8
772	Wait. Are you saying it's not me, it's you? Because I totally agree.	1.3205	0.04725	156	116	30	10
773	The silent treatment I gave you didn't cost us anything.	1.3205	0.04980	156	119	24	13
774	Ethel felt like she was standing in a glass box. Alan, as usual, was clueless	1.3205	0.04636	156	115	32	9
775	Next birthday, surprise me with a stripper.	1.3204	0.04342	181	134	36	11
776	This is not what I meant by silent treatment.	1.3200	0.04665	150	110	32	8
777	I agreed to a BLIND date..	1.3197	0.04728	147	108	31	8
778	Oh, you meant bring limes!	1.3197	0.05107	147	112	23	12
779	You can’t read my mimes?	1.3194	0.04893	144	107	28	9
780	Not. One. Word.	1.3191	0.04755	141	103	31	7
781	How do you say "fuck off" in mime?	1.3190	0.04581	163	121	32	10
782	For my next birthday experience,could we stick to cake.	1.3188	0.05037	138	103	26	9
783	I almost miss the muggings.	1.3188	0.04553	160	118	33	9
784	A troupe of mimes actually is more annoying.	1.3185	0.04778	135	98	31	6
785	I don't want to hear one damn word out of you, either.	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
786	If this is your idea of a fun birthday surprise you better have a very good Plan B in mind.	1.3185	0.04785	157	118	28	11
787	When Mimes go bad	1.3185	0.04611	157	116	32	9
788	Well, say something!	1.3185	0.04337	157	113	38	6
789	I think they mean "Stick 'em up!"	1.3182	0.05188	154	120	19	15
790	You misunderstood. I said I love memes.	1.3178	0.05042	129	95	27	7
791	Watch out for that pane of glass.	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
792	Don't just stand there, throw me a rope."	1.3176	0.04501	148	107	35	6
793	Next trip, we're dressing like locals.	1.3176	0.04602	148	108	33	7
794	I think they like your make up.	1.3174	0.04421	167	123	35	9
795	The mime rate is out of control in this city.	1.3174	0.04581	167	125	31	11
796	Nope, they can’t read your mind either.	1.3172	0.05057	145	110	24	11
797	Oh Fred. Use your words.	1.3172	0.04663	145	106	32	7
798	If I get Covid, you can add that to my "100 Reasons to Hate Mimes" list.	1.3172	0.04864	145	108	28	9
799	Heavy breathing, no talking...and all this time I thought it was you calling.	1.3171	0.05204	123	91	25	7
800	Okay I'm not a virgin.	1.3167	0.05224	120	91	21	8
801	Can you hear us now?	1.3165	0.04683	139	101	32	6
802	I wish you would mime your own business!	1.3165	0.05210	139	106	22	11
803	I think they're telling me to stay away from you because you're not vaccinated.	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
804	Surrounded by silence, Jessica had a flash of her future without her husband, Murray, and his anniversary gags.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
805	You see them too?	1.3158	0.04518	152	111	34	7
806	This is not what I meant when I said let's take a quiet walk.	1.3158	0.05269	133	101	22	10
807	These noise cancelling headphones sure are effective.	1.3158	0.04426	171	127	34	10
808	The only thing worse than one mime is two.	1.3158	0.04707	152	113	30	9
809	Remind me again why we moved to Brooklyn? Muggings in Manhattan were much more straightforward.	1.3154	0.03994	149	111	32	6
810	These frenchies have never seen a nose job before?	1.3151	0.04933	146	110	26	10
811	What! You left your mimes at home?	1.3150	0.04962	127	93	28	6
812	You're the one that told me to work on expressing my feelings	1.3148	0.04420	162	119	35	8
813	I’m moving on, Larry. It’s not what they said, it’s what they didn’t say.	1.3147	0.05004	143	108	25	10
814	They can't say how far to the cafe.	1.3147	0.04699	143	105	31	7
815	I think what we have here is a failure to communicate.	1.3145	0.05168	124	92	25	7
816	I liked it better when they had to stand six feet away.	1.3145	0.04562	159	118	32	9
817	Either I should’ve swiped left…or my pores are clogged.	1.3143	0.05276	140	108	20	12
818	Oh, you're a man of two mimes.	1.3143	0.05467	140	110	16	14
819	What’s with the silent treatment?	1.3143	0.04655	140	102	32	6
820	It's one of the rarer vaccine side effects.	1.3141	0.04709	156	117	29	10
821	Even the mimes think I need a makeover.	1.3141	0.04709	156	117	29	10
822	My parents are so annoying.	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
823	You misunderstood me. I said that great "minds" turn me on.	1.3136	0.05859	118	92	15	11
824	… I’m not sure… They’re either saying, “This a stick up” or “He’s stuck in a box”	1.3134	0.05126	134	101	24	9
825	Nice variation of "see something, say something"	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
826	I never heard this coming!	1.3133	0.04647	150	111	31	8
827	The will be an interesting blind date.	1.3130	0.05318	131	100	21	10
828	Can we please go back to social distancing again?	1.3129	0.04710	147	109	30	8
829	Did my Bumble profile mention my emotional support mimes?	1.3129	0.04904	147	111	26	10
830	I don’t mind. It’s the most attention I’ve been given in years.	1.3125	0.04774	144	107	29	8
831	I wanted to see how YOU liked the silent treatment..	1.3125	0.04450	160	118	34	8
832	My ex paid them to do this for a month	1.3121	0.04854	157	120	25	12
833	The Me-too Movement has at least taught them not to touch!	1.3121	0.04403	141	101	36	4
834	It was so nice when mimes worked from home ....	1.3121	0.05243	141	109	20	12
835	You always hear about mime rates in the city being on the rise, but it never seems real until it happens to you.	1.3121	0.05046	141	107	24	10
836	Apparently I have a little something on my face.	1.3121	0.04517	141	102	34	5
837	Evidently my face speaks volumes.	1.3118	0.04354	170	126	35	9
838	Still happy that we decided to vacation in France?	1.3117	0.04372	154	112	36	6
839	There is something you are having trouble telling me, isn't there?	1.3117	0.04468	154	113	34	7
840	If the alternative is these guys, then a mask mandate doesn't seem so bad after all.	1.3116	0.05018	138	104	25	9
841	See, there you go again. Making a production out of everything.	1.3115	0.05085	122	90	26	6
842	Gawd, I miss Zoom.	1.3108	0.04875	148	112	26	10
843	Every time I ask them what they want they give me the silent treatment.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
844	Oh, a zit!	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
845	They're friends of mime.	1.3103	0.05226	145	113	19	13
846	They're just looking to frame you	1.3103	0.05395	116	87	22	7
847	Well, at least you were kind enough not to do it over text.	1.3103	0.04540	145	106	33	6
848	Stop screaming at me.	1.3101	0.04772	129	94	30	5
849	You said ….no one would notice the Rhinoplasty!	1.3099	0.04707	142	105	30	7
850	I have to give them credit for at least trying to think outside the box.	1.3097	0.04251	155	112	38	5
851	…Can I say something?	1.3094	0.04987	139	105	25	9
852	I’d ask them to stop, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste	1.3094	0.05291	139	108	19	12
853	At a charity auction. I thought I was bidding on a pair of bookends.	1.3092	0.04499	152	112	33	7
854	Are they the Silent Majority?	1.3089	0.05307	123	93	22	8
855	I think I'd rather be mugged.	1.3088	0.05061	136	103	24	9
856	Don't you have something to say for yourself?	1.3088	0.05061	136	103	24	9
857	I would've preferred a quiet evening at home, instead.	1.3087	0.04847	149	113	26	10
858	Let me out of the box.	1.3087	0.04752	149	112	28	9
859	Apparently, I have a pimple.	1.3087	0.04656	149	111	30	8
860	I love you but I just wish you’d stop playing those mime games.	1.3083	0.05461	133	104	17	12
861	"Typical. You couldn't see the glass ceiling either.	1.3083	0.05248	133	102	21	10
862	Memes, Josh. I like edgy memes.	1.3082	0.04717	159	121	27	11
863	I do. But I better not see these guys on our wedding night.	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
864	No really, your brothers are weirder?	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
865	I should never have signed up for this new 'Audio Books for the Deaf' service.	1.3077	0.05046	130	100	21	9
866	Apparently I just have a certain je ne sais quoi.	1.3072	0.04575	166	126	29	11
867	You're giving me the silent treatment again.	1.3072	0.04754	153	116	27	10
868	You'd be fully justified in locking them in a glass jail cell.	1.3072	0.04844	153	117	25	11
869	It took a chance encounter for Paul to finally realize his girlfriend had been two-miming him.	1.3072	0.04754	153	116	27	10
870	" Marcel and Marceau are great names for the boys," you said.	1.3072	0.04754	153	116	27	10
871	I understand your surprise. Yes, I am older than in my Tinder photo.	1.3071	0.04744	140	104	29	7
872	She’s mime, all mime.	1.3071	0.05354	140	110	17	13
873	I feel like you're just putting me in a box.	1.3071	0.04105	140	106	28	6
874	Are you giving me the silent treatment?	1.3071	0.04851	140	105	27	8
875	When you told me your parents were not big talkers...	1.3071	0.05304	127	97	21	9
876	Don't say a word! He'll get the message...	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
877	Do I still have my wallet?	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
878	On the one day I don't wear makeup!	1.3066	0.05029	137	104	24	9
879	Will you be mime?” Really	1.3066	0.05029	137	104	24	9
880	I don't know how to tell you this...	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
881	Apparently it’s the largest zit they’ve ever seen.	1.3062	0.04775	160	123	25	12
882	Mama told me there'd be mimes like these.	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
883	Are you gonna keep staring or are you gonna let me out of this box?	1.3061	0.04789	147	111	27	9
884	My French isn't so good, but they seem to be asking how I could marry a weirdo like you.	1.3061	0.04980	147	113	23	11
885	I dunno, your guess is as good as mime.	1.3060	0.05214	134	103	21	10
886	Well, Stan says I need to escape my mental prison. Greg says I need to moisturize.	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
887	What do they want?? My wallet or my words?	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
888	I'll be glad when the "no-see-ums" arrive and the "no-speak-ums" leave.	1.3060	0.05106	134	102	23	9
889	I don't need a mime reminding me that I forgot to wax my mustache.	1.3060	0.05214	134	103	21	10
890	Guys! Watch out-she hates to be yelled at.	1.3058	0.05228	121	91	23	7
891	This is disturbing...I thought they became extinct during six-foot distancing.	1.3052	0.04544	154	115	31	8
892	I think I prefer the catcalls	1.3051	0.05710	118	92	16	10
893	They tell me that the uptown 6 is delayed because something is blocking the track	1.3051	0.04890	118	86	28	4
894	At least they're not mansplaining.	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
895	I told you my new nose job would leave a lot of people speechless!	1.3050	0.04715	141	105	29	7
896	Let’s move to the country.	1.3050	0.05225	141	110	19	12
897	I hope you don't mind me bringing my drama school buddies along on our first date.	1.3047	0.04968	128	98	22	8
898	These are my silent partners!	1.3046	0.04603	151	113	30	8
899	You said we'd meet up with your colleagues AFTER work.	1.3043	0.05816	115	90	15	10
900	It's just the rhinoplasty clinic's latest advertising strategy.	1.3041	0.04564	148	110	31	7
901	You're giving me the silent treatment again, aren't you?	1.3041	0.04761	148	112	27	9
902	Paris is not as romantic as you promised.	1.3038	0.04553	158	119	30	9
903	Are you gonna kick these guy's asses or do I have to?	1.3034	0.04519	145	107	32	6
904	I don’t think this is what our therapist meant by non-verbal communication.	1.3034	0.04727	145	109	28	8
905	I could use a little mime control here	1.3032	0.04611	155	117	29	9
906	It feels like we're just going through the motions.	1.3030	0.04680	132	97	30	5
907	When I told you I wished men would talk less and express more, this wan't what I had in mind.	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
908	On the count of 3, I'm going to take out the one on my left and you go for the other one.	1.3026	0.04577	152	114	30	8
909	The mimes they are a-changing.	1.3025	0.05668	119	93	16	10
910	My gut tells me they don't speak French either.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
911	Quick! Open the door.	1.3025	0.04707	119	86	30	3
912	It was this or group therapy	1.3025	0.05000	119	88	26	5
913	Raise your arms. It makes you look bigger and scares them away.	1.3025	0.04723	162	125	25	12
914	Do you think they'll leave if I tell them I'm not vaccinated?	1.3025	0.04386	162	121	33	8
915	Why didn’t you just say so?	1.3023	0.05116	129	98	23	8
916	I love them dearly but sometimes I wish they would just shut up	1.3022	0.04469	139	109	21	9
917	I think they want to know what brand of foundation I use.	1.3022	0.04860	139	105	26	8
918	Can’t you tell when my spellcheck is on? I asked you to send me some memes.	1.3020	0.04637	149	112	29	8
919	It was a typo. I asked my company for more time.	1.3019	0.04439	159	119	32	8
920	They're pandemic rescues.	1.3017	0.04617	116	83	31	2
921	You read my mime.	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
922	They are my comfort mimes.	1.3016	0.05197	126	96	22	8
923	I don't speak French.	1.3016	0.04403	126	90	34	2
924	Please tell me you have an invisible gun in your pocket.	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
925	I lost the silent auction.	1.3015	0.04705	136	101	29	6
926	This humiliation is unspeakable.	1.3014	0.04991	146	113	22	11
927	How many times have I warned you! Don't make fun of the street performers.	1.3014	0.04597	146	109	30	7
928	My sister says it's a Moderna side effect.	1.3008	0.04651	133	98	30	5
929	It's just a zit.	1.3008	0.05005	133	101	24	8
930	I told you I was indescribable.	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
931	I said I like memes!	1.3007	0.04865	143	109	25	9
932	I can't talk right now...	1.3007	0.04659	143	107	29	7
933	Alright, I'm convinced. White women are harassed by everybody.	1.3007	0.04826	153	118	24	11
934	Yesterday I couldn’t even pronounce “Je ne sais quoi,” and today I have it.	1.3007	0.04645	153	116	28	9
935	Pop and Zeet, France’s foremost street dermatologists	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
936	Two mimes are better than one.	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
937	The mask zealots are getting really creative	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
938	Stay calm, babe. But if they trap me in a box, call 911.	1.3000	0.04963	130	98	25	7
939	Just mime them the money already.	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
940	If this is a proposal, George, the answer is 'No'	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
941	Charles, just don’t stand there. Do something unspeakable.	1.3000	0.04963	130	98	25	7
942	Situations like these make me question my personal views on concealed carry.	1.3000	0.04610	150	113	29	8
943	You don’t say! I’m speechless.	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
944	fraternity, liberty and equality	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
945	I don't need a mime to point out my nose job	1.2994	0.04470	157	118	31	8
946	I told you Nancy, those clowns are not gonna help much with directions.	1.2993	0.04467	147	109	32	6
947	My life coach said I should try to be more expressive.	1.2993	0.05008	137	105	23	9
948	Don't just stand there. Mime pulling a gun from your pocket !!	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
949	It’s ok. If words can never hurt you, what’s a mime gonna do?	1.2992	0.05101	127	99	19	9
950	Wow, this is a really interesting job interview!	1.2991	0.05044	117	87	25	5
951	Are you going to say something? Or are you with them?	1.2984	0.04989	124	93	25	6
952	I'm not sure what they want. They are giving me the silent treatment.	1.2984	0.04989	124	93	25	6
953	I can't get a word in edgewise with you.	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
954	No, I said it is important to be MINING our relationship for solutions!	1.2980	0.04773	151	116	25	10
955	I liked the skywriter proposal better.	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
956	Memes,dear. I asked if you knew any good memes.	1.2973	0.05519	111	85	19	7
957	Sounds like snot.	1.2971	0.04869	138	105	25	8
958	Honestly, I'm of two mimes about this whole situation.	1.2971	0.04413	138	101	33	4
959	Couldn’t you just tell me where you want to go for dinner?	1.2969	0.04753	128	95	28	5
960	OMG…Is that a booger?	1.2968	0.04944	155	122	20	13
961	The one on the left keeps asking me if the curtains match the drapes.	1.2966	0.05424	118	91	19	8
962	Careful, there's a fire hydrant behind you.	1.2966	0.05556	118	92	17	9
963	I said I really like memes…	1.2966	0.05424	118	91	19	8
964	Maybe they'll just let us walk away against the wind.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
965	Recently surfaced video footage reportedly shows the scene moments before the double homicide."	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
966	Stop giving me the silent treatment.	1.2966	0.04603	145	109	29	7
967	Give them a few bucks and maybe they'll quietly leave.	1.2963	0.04369	162	122	32	8
968	Seriously, Wally? Speak for yourself!	1.2963	0.05051	135	104	22	9
969	How did they get out of the box?	1.2963	0.04827	135	102	26	7
970	I told them to shut up, but they're still really annoying.	1.2960	0.04823	125	93	27	5
971	Do you have any thing to say about my getting a nose job?	1.2960	0.04687	125	92	29	4
972	Try to humor them. Social distancing really hit them hard.	1.2960	0.04547	125	91	31	3
973	I still like them better than your improv group.	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
974	When I said, 'Silence, please,' this wasn't what I meant!	1.2958	0.04771	142	108	26	8
975	I !@! hate those Juilliard Kids	1.2955	0.05128	132	102	21	9
976	I TOLD you it was a sketchy neighborhood	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
977	Seriously? You hired French mimes to do the proposing?	1.2953	0.04714	149	114	26	9
978	Your silence speaks volumes.	1.2951	0.04895	122	91	26	5
979	I'm getting some signals about you.	1.2951	0.05294	122	94	20	8
980	Can't we please just have a normal conversation for once?	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
981	Sometimes it’s better to not say anything.	1.2951	0.05032	122	92	24	6
982	You never listen to me, so I brought some help.	1.2950	0.04945	139	107	23	9
983	When my brother did this, he'd scream 'I'm not touching her!!'	1.2950	0.05350	139	111	15	13
984	Don't just stand there, scare them off with some of your political theories.	1.2946	0.05621	112	87	17	8
985	Paul felt tonight was certain to be full of awkward silences.	1.2946	0.05327	112	85	21	6
986	Help! I'm trapped in a mime meme!	1.2946	0.05209	129	100	20	9
987	I don't think it's working out George, I'm feeling a bit boxed in.	1.2945	0.04876	146	113	23	10
988	Fine, let's just go to a superhero movie.	1.2941	0.05231	136	107	18	11
989	Now do you see what I've been trying to tell you?	1.2937	0.04790	126	94	27	5
990	I wish they would just SAY SOMETHING!!!	1.2937	0.05048	126	96	23	7
991	Honey, just go buy a map. These people aren't helping.	1.2937	0.05048	126	96	23	7
992	I'm leaving you Jerry, figure the rest out yourself	1.2933	0.04781	150	116	24	10
993	Just put on a beret and pretend to intervene.	1.2932	0.05094	133	103	21	9
994	Dunno, I took Spanish.	1.2932	0.04501	133	98	31	4
995	If you think I need a makeover, why don’t you just come out and say it?	1.2929	0.04590	140	105	29	6
996	I was told to give you the silent treatment.	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
997	You’ve won a year of art, they said	1.2925	0.04847	147	114	23	10
998	We'll talk later.	1.2923	0.05057	130	100	22	8
999	If I could only hear the voices in my head.	1.2923	0.04816	130	98	26	6
1000	Okay, I will marry you, but make them go away!	1.2922	0.04781	154	120	23	11
1001	Doesn't my body language tell them I'm not at all interested	1.2920	0.05577	113	88	17	8
1002	Play along, honey—a mime is a terrible thing to waste.	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1003	It was 'buy one, get one free.'	1.2920	0.04817	113	83	27	3
1004	They help me think outside the invisible glass box.	1.2920	0.04292	137	100	34	3
1005	Who told us to visit France? Your damn mother?	1.2920	0.04415	137	101	32	4
1006	If you've got the money; honey, I've got the mime.	1.2917	0.04503	144	108	30	6
1007	I found a way to replace memes with something worse.	1.2917	0.04574	168	131	25	12
1008	Can you see them, too, or is it just me? I mean, I know you can't hear them - but can you see them?	1.2917	0.05076	120	91	23	6
1009	I prefer a meme to a mime.	1.2917	0.04936	120	90	25	5
1010	Don't say anything,Honey.	1.2917	0.04503	144	108	30	6
1011	I think they're telling me something.	1.2917	0.04792	120	89	27	4
1012	When your dating profile said you were the strong and silent type, I didn't realize you meant professionally	1.2914	0.03997	151	117	27	7
1013	Mimes disagreeing on whether it's lint or snot	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
1014	Don't blame me. I didn't say anything.	1.2913	0.06113	103	82	12	9
1015	I gave them attention once, now they won't leave me alone...	1.2910	0.04596	134	100	29	5
1016	Why do your friends always try to do your talking for you?	1.2908	0.04334	141	104	33	4
1017	I told you Paris was a mistake.	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
1018	Help. They’re mugging.	1.2908	0.04449	141	105	31	5
1019	If you got something to say, just say it.	1.2906	0.05014	117	88	24	5
1020	I hate being trapped in a mimefield.	1.2906	0.05300	117	90	20	7
1021	American in Paris	1.2906	0.05014	117	88	24	5
1022	Point taken.	1.2905	0.04722	148	114	25	9
1023	Aren't you going to say something?	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
1024	It's pretty obvious they're giving me the silent treatment.	1.2903	0.04387	155	117	31	7
1025	The French Quarter is getting too authentic!	1.2903	0.04828	124	93	26	5
1026	Can you translate French sign language?	1.2903	0.05343	124	97	18	9
1027	I can't move, I'm in a glass box.	1.2901	0.05024	131	101	22	8
1028	My therapist thought this would make me more aware of the walls I put up.	1.2901	0.05139	131	102	20	9
1029	I got you Mimecraft for your birthday	1.2901	0.05139	131	102	20	9
1030	I assume you meant "Be MINE"	1.2901	0.04784	131	99	26	6
1031	My mime sharing app stills has a few kinks.	1.2899	0.05163	138	109	18	11
1032	Mime 911.	1.2899	0.04736	138	105	26	7
1033	It comes as an upgrade on my sign language app.	1.2897	0.04476	145	109	30	6
1034	Excuse me sir, I actually asked if you had the "Time"	1.2897	0.04634	145	113	23	9
1035	No eye contact, otherwise they’ll never leave you alone.	1.2895	0.04817	152	119	22	11
1036	What was that thing you used to do with the imaginary baseball bat?	1.2895	0.05392	114	88	19	7
1037	Hello there. I’ve brought along Hair and Makeup.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1038	Every time I eat Brie, my irritable mime really acts up.	1.2891	0.04726	128	96	27	5
1039	Remember me ... that ridiculous Release Your Inner Mime conference back in January?	1.2891	0.04979	128	98	23	7
1040	It's not an imaginary wall, Kyle, they want me to dump you.	1.2889	0.04687	135	102	27	6
1041	Don’t just stand there. Call Marcel Marceau for help!	1.2889	0.04917	135	104	23	8
1042	I see you also are tormented by the silent majority.	1.2889	0.04803	135	103	25	7
1043	They're saying I was right to give you the silent treatment.	1.2887	0.04534	142	107	29	6
1044	They're creepy - but I do crave attention."	1.2887	0.04749	142	109	25	8
1045	I want a divorce.	1.2887	0.04643	142	108	27	7
1046	Thank goodness! I thought I was losing my mime!	1.2887	0.04749	142	109	25	8
1047	Darling,see? You can communicate without touching.	1.2886	0.04497	149	113	29	7
1048	This isn't the kind of romantic gesture I had in mind, Larry.	1.2885	0.04548	156	120	27	9
1049	Why can’t they just tell us which way the restaurant is?	1.2885	0.04813	156	123	21	12
1050	I'm a Mime Interpreter and it's hard to get away from work.	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
1051	I don’t think this silence is golden!	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1052	I miss the days when a little devil and angel would show up.	1.2881	0.05396	118	92	18	8
1053	My inner monologue is even more annoying	1.2880	0.04927	125	95	24	6
1054	Is my lipstick on straight?	1.2880	0.04927	125	95	24	6
1055	Remember when I said I usually date quiet guys?	1.2879	0.04753	132	100	26	6
1056	So this is the off-off-off-Broadway production of ‘An American in Paris’?	1.2879	0.05105	132	103	20	9
1057	There is nothing, and I mean nothing, about this that makes me happy.	1.2879	0.04990	132	102	22	8
1058	If this is leading to a proposal you can just take one step back.	1.2878	0.04706	139	106	26	7
1059	I just can't tell how much this means.	1.2878	0.05028	139	109	20	10
1060	Oh, the same old thing. You?	1.2877	0.04342	146	114	24	8
1061	This is what passes for social distancing in Paris.	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1062	No, I haven't heard.	1.2870	0.05271	108	82	21	5
1063	Do you really think I'd find this an adequate substitute for my dream trip to Paris?	1.2870	0.05432	108	83	19	6
1064	Isn’t it enough that I have to deal with a glass ceiling?	1.2870	0.05491	115	90	17	8
1065	"Flash mimes are everywhere. "	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1066	You have to think outside of the box to get out of the box.	1.2870	0.04904	115	86	25	4
1067	I’ve had worse break ups.	1.2869	0.05004	122	98	15	9
1068	This is not an acceptable substitute for couples therapy.	1.2869	0.05267	122	95	19	8
1069	Couldn't you have just texted it to me?	1.2868	0.05185	129	101	19	9
1070	I think they said we should go east on 42nd St.	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
1071	You are taking social distancing too far, Bill.	1.2868	0.04772	136	104	25	7
1072	Show them our invisible attack dogs, and they’ll leave us alone.	1.2868	0.04657	136	103	27	6
1073	Shouldn’t they mime their own business?	1.2867	0.04925	143	112	21	10
1074	They should really mime their business	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1075	Clarice was dumbfounded by the silence of the mimes.	1.2857	0.04729	147	114	24	9
1076	I’d look prettier if I’d smile, is that it?	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
1077	Is it just me, or does everyone feel silently judged all the time?	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
1078	Don't just stand there mute, mime them something.	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
1079	I don't mime them, they're harmless."	1.2857	0.04941	119	90	24	5
1080	Guess they got out of their box.	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
1081	Where do I report an emotional mugging?	1.2857	0.05098	140	111	18	11
1082	I didn't have the heart to break up with you during the holidays so I hired them to tell you.	1.2857	0.04957	133	103	22	8
1083	I get the impression you're trying to tell me something.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1084	You know, the quarantine had some silver linings.	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
1085	The plot is over-complicated.	1.2857	0.04892	140	109	22	9
1086	Fluent in mimespeak, they’re saying, “No nose knows like her nose knows.”	1.2857	0.04732	140	110	21	9
1087	No, I'm not hearing voices	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
1088	I think we should start seeing other people.	1.2857	0.05141	112	85	22	5
1089	It looks like she can mime her own business!	1.2848	0.04407	158	121	29	8
1090	I'm sorry Bill, the wavy hands have spoken.	1.2848	0.04826	151	119	21	11
1091	Sorry,I met my last blind date on "Mime.com".	1.2846	0.04912	130	100	23	7
1092	When I said I wanted to see French Expressionism, this is not what I had in mind.	1.2846	0.04832	123	93	25	5
1093	For heaven's sake, Francois, use your words!	1.2846	0.05479	123	98	15	10
1094	You're always trying to get a reaction out of me	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1095	My boyfriends giving me the silent treatment.	1.2843	0.05973	102	81	13	8
1096	You’re right, actions speak louder than words.	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
1097	I hired them to make a point, Henry. This is what it’s like trying to communicate with you.	1.2837	0.04965	141	111	20	10
1098	MIME SPRAY, quick !!	1.2837	0.04538	141	107	28	6
1099	I should never have bid for the makeover at the silent auction.	1.2836	0.04925	134	104	22	8
1100	If you don't intervene, I'm divorcing you.	1.2836	0.04446	134	100	30	4
1101	I've brought them so you'll know when Im speaking ironically.	1.2836	0.04570	134	101	28	5
1102	They just can’t seem to mime their own business.	1.2836	0.04049	134	102	28	4
1103	They are telling me you have an imaginary girlfriend.	1.2835	0.05232	127	100	18	9
1104	I guess I'm... flattered?	1.2835	0.05111	127	99	20	8
1105	I miss the lockdowns.	1.2835	0.04596	127	95	28	4
1106	They've been following me since leaving the theater but haven't said a word.	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
1107	I’m realizing that I should start thinking outside the box.	1.2833	0.04761	120	90	26	4
1108	Just tell me.	1.2833	0.05317	120	94	18	8
1109	I'm sending you a sign	1.2832	0.04782	113	84	26	3
1110	I invited them to join us for dinner, but they aren’t aloud.	1.2832	0.05102	113	86	22	5
1111	Larry please ask these guys to shut up!	1.2832	0.05825	113	91	12	10
1112	So, am I wearing too much makeup?	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1113	My brothers are excited to meet you, they are just quiet.	1.2826	0.04712	138	106	25	7
1114	I usually just get my pocket picked.	1.2826	0.04598	138	105	27	6
1115	Don't ever "pretend" to throw them a dollar.	1.2824	0.04999	131	102	21	8
1116	Mine, I said "mine!".	1.2824	0.04633	131	99	27	5
1117	It’s a small pimple at most.	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
1118	Will you kill them or shall I?	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
1119	I'm tired of playing your constant mime games.	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
1120	I think she's real. Yeah, she's real.	1.2823	0.04866	124	97	20	7
1121	Your family IS different.	1.2821	0.05270	117	91	19	7
1122	Perhaps I should clarify why I haven’t spoken to my parents in years.	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
1123	To hell with showing feelings. I just need a man who'll talk to me.	1.2821	0.04982	117	89	23	5
1124	Your silence translators are very expressive.	1.2821	0.04832	117	88	25	4
1125	Sorry, she doesn't speak mime.	1.2821	0.05270	117	91	19	7
1126	There's something in my scent that attracts them.	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
1127	Won't you be mime?	1.2819	0.04475	149	114	28	7
1128	I'm going to break more than the fourth wall if they don't cut this out.	1.2819	0.04475	149	114	28	7
1129	Let me out of the box or I'm calling the cops.	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1130	It's bad enough getting the silent treatment from one guy...but two?	1.2816	0.05921	103	82	13	8
1131	Somehow they know we are not vaccinated	1.2812	0.04827	128	98	24	6
1132	Are you just gonna stand there, Larry? Mime something!"	1.2812	0.04698	128	97	26	5
1133	Help! The silence is killing me.	1.2812	0.04358	128	97	27	4
1134	I said to impress me with French dining NOT French miming! Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon	1.2810	0.04859	153	122	19	12
1135	How long are you going to give me the silent treatment?"	1.2810	0.04727	121	91	26	4
1136	You might say I prefer the silent type.	1.2806	0.04454	139	105	29	5
1137	Words can’t express why they’re warning me about you."	1.2805	0.04197	164	125	32	7
1138	How do you like our date so far?	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1139	If this is your way of expressing your feelings, I think you missed my point.	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
1140	I'd tell them to go away if I only could remember how to mime in French.	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
1141	The one time I forget my mime spray.	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
1142	After the Botox debacle these guys have really helped me express myself.	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
1143	I said I like true crime.	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
1144	You said that zit was undetectable!	1.2800	0.05156	125	98	19	8
1145	Either you smell scary or I smell scary.	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
1146	If you want to see other women, just say so.	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
1147	Never mime...	1.2797	0.04946	118	90	23	5
1148	Got any Mime-A-Way?	1.2797	0.05231	118	92	19	7
1149	My therapist said this was very effective...	1.2797	0.05231	118	92	19	7
1150	I knew I shouldn't have taken an edible.	1.2791	0.04794	129	99	24	6
1151	Il a le même pantalon!	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
1152	I’m not sure, but I think they’re trying to tell you something. Why don’t you mime back that they’re not getting through.	1.2791	0.04794	129	99	24	6
1153	Does anybody really know what mime it is?	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
1154	I told you not to make eye-contact.	1.2791	0.05159	129	102	18	9
1155	I think I prefer to be emotionally unavailable.	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
1156	Is this a mime meme?	1.2788	0.05709	104	82	15	7
1157	Now see how YOU like the silent treatment	1.2788	0.05012	104	78	23	3
1158	Please just say something... anything...	1.2788	0.05195	104	79	21	4
1159	I’d rather they rob me at gunpoint	1.2788	0.05195	104	79	21	4
1160	I promise you both, there is nothing wrong with my car’s warranty.	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
1161	You could start by telling him it's impolite to point.	1.2787	0.05109	122	95	20	7
1162	Yes, I do mime	1.2787	0.05109	122	95	20	7
1163	I'm sorry, it's got something to do with my student loans.	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
1164	They are my "in-person" emojis.	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
1165	How do I pantomime F.U.?	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
1166	I’m trapped in this box and all you care about is protecting your man purse.	1.2786	0.05076	140	112	17	11
1167	I have nothing to say.	1.2786	0.04869	140	110	21	9
1168	Ooh. La la.	1.2786	0.04427	140	106	29	5
1169	If you don't say something, I will!	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
1170	Is the zit that bad?	1.2783	0.05599	115	92	14	9
1171	Is this your idea of a nice quiet evening	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
1172	My mime is a little rusty, but I think they want to know where you got your cross body bag.	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
1173	They're very vocal about the facial recognition controversy.	1.2782	0.04573	133	101	27	5
1174	Don't just stand there. Mime something!	1.2781	0.04219	151	114	32	5
1175	Are you going to help me or stand there and say nothing?	1.2774	0.04484	137	104	28	5
1176	I don't know how to tell them to leave me alone.	1.2774	0.04830	137	107	22	8
1177	There’s too much mime in the streets; I think we should move.	1.2774	0.04940	137	108	20	9
1178	Still glad the pandemic's winding down?	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1179	I miss lockdown.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1180	Just because men are bad at reading body language doesn't mean this was a good idea.	1.2773	0.05327	119	94	17	8
1181	Don't mind them. With my in-laws not coming this year, my husband is making sure someone is going through the motions.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1182	I only have eyes for you.	1.2772	0.05650	101	79	16	6
1183	Not what I had in mind when I said "We'll always have Paris."	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
1184	I thought it said, "Daily Memes" when I subscribed.	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
1185	They've followed me for a block now- and it's been the most aggressive silent treatment that I've ever had to endure	1.2768	0.04610	112	83	27	2
1186	You know, we can always use i-translate.	1.2768	0.05107	112	86	21	5
1187	I'm begging you George, show them some of your shawdow boxing moves.	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1188	My therapist said it would help me visualize my boundaries	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1189	Apparently, I’ve built a wall around myself.	1.2766	0.04733	141	110	23	8
1190	You never listen to me.	1.2761	0.04543	134	102	27	5
1191	Those are the worst pick-up mimes ever.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1192	Mum's the word about this.	1.2759	0.05037	145	117	16	12
1193	Honey, I said I secretly like to play 'MINEcraft'	1.2759	0.03660	145	112	29	4
1194	They think you're judging me.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1195	I take it back. I don't prefer the quiet type.	1.2759	0.04429	145	111	28	6
1196	Don't just stand there, say something!	1.2756	0.04700	127	97	25	5
1197	Listen, I know that you have trouble expressing yourself, but…	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1198	First word sounds like eye.	1.2754	0.04799	138	108	22	8
1199	They're a lot cheaper and just as effective as the bodyguards I used to hire.	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1200	I can't believe you're giving me the silent treatment again.	1.2752	0.04855	109	82	24	3
1201	I've heard they're desperate for tourists in Paris.	1.2750	0.04874	120	92	23	5
1202	It's actually been a pretty quiet night.	1.2750	0.04874	120	92	23	5
1203	It is what you think.	1.2748	0.04205	131	97	32	2
1204	You knew you were due for a Mimeogram	1.2748	0.04342	131	98	30	3
1205	You can try all you want but she’s mime	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
1206	Okay okay, it's just a zit!	1.2742	0.04629	124	94	26	4
1207	What do you think they're trying to say?	1.2742	0.04629	124	94	26	4
1208	I'm wearing an invisible mask.	1.2742	0.04629	124	94	26	4
1209	'Honey,I really don't appreciate your silent treatment."	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
1210	I can't believe you're giving me the silent treatment.	1.2742	0.04336	124	92	30	2
1211	I think they are asking where your mask is.	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
1212	Some people get memes. I just get mimes.	1.2741	0.04635	135	104	25	6
1213	Eric, Is this your idea of giving me the silent treatment?	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1214	You could just tell me how you are feeling	1.2736	0.05110	106	81	21	4
1215	Mother always said I had a certain je ne sais quoi.	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
1216	They're accusing you of boxing me in.	1.2735	0.04798	117	89	24	4
1217	Your silent treatment just gets more entertaining.	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
1218	Ssssh!	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
1219	I told you not to give them anything. Now we'll never get rid of them.	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
1220	Mime Rhinoplasty	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
1221	Fork over your imaginary cash.	1.2727	0.04640	110	82	26	2
1222	I'm sorry, it's over. I feel like our relationship is a charade.	1.2727	0.04574	132	101	26	5
1223	I don't think your problems are worse than mime.	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
1224	Dating app in the time of Marcel Marceau.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1225	Want to join our polycule?	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1226	I can't say....	1.2727	0.05249	121	96	17	8
1227	Don't worry, they're all action, no talk	1.2727	0.04699	132	102	24	6
1228	You had to tell them the box wasn't real, didn't you?	1.2727	0.04910	121	96	18	7
1229	HE said "HI". Should I say "HI"?	1.2727	0.05116	121	95	19	7
1230	I think my dermatologist sent them.	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1231	They’re from that new interactive production, ‘I Did it Mime Way’.	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1232	I thought you were done giving me the silent treatment.	1.2720	0.04869	125	97	22	6
1233	Can't you just propose like a normal person?	1.2720	0.04735	125	96	24	5
1234	When she met his parents, Meredith began to understand why John was so apathetic.	1.2720	0.05000	125	98	20	7
1235	The side effects of the French vaccine weren't discovered in time.	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
1236	You can see why clear, effective communication is important to me.	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1237	Let's go to France!" you said. "You'll love France!" you said	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1238	The mimes are making a meme out of me.	1.2719	0.04871	114	87	23	4
1239	This is one French export I could live without.	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1240	Am I right, this is the interpretive performance of “Enjoy the Silence”?”	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1241	You really have to admire their artistry. Anyway, give them your wallet.	1.2719	0.04709	114	86	25	3
1242	I prefer being mugged with words.	1.2719	0.04871	114	87	23	4
1243	"You're all caught up in the mime meme."	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1244	Just mime your own business!	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
1245	This wasn't what I had in mind, when you told me you're working on your inability to say what's on your mind!	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1246	Was it something I said?	1.2713	0.05133	129	103	17	9
1247	I guess I need to start thinking outside the box.	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
1248	Roughly translated they say: " beware the man purse."	1.2712	0.05471	118	95	14	9
1249	They say this makeup really speaks to them.	1.2712	0.05471	118	95	14	9
1250	I'm sorry, I don't speak mime.	1.2712	0.05337	118	94	16	8
1251	They want your money.	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
1252	Who farted?	1.2710	0.05722	107	86	13	8
1253	I told you you had food on your face.	1.2710	0.04605	155	123	22	10
1254	They think I'm French.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1255	It’s not you, it’s us.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1256	They want you out of their box.	1.2708	0.04207	144	109	31	4
1257	The mask monitoring here is annoying. And effective.	1.2708	0.05826	96	76	14	6
1258	I don't know how they got out of the glass box they came in.	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
1259	Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop carrying my silencer.	1.2708	0.06012	96	77	12	7
1260	Nothing much. What's going on with you?	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
1261	May I have a word with you, alone.	1.2705	0.04804	122	94	23	5
1262	Are they asking me to marry you?	1.2705	0.05079	122	96	19	7
1263	Why do mimes seem to have so much to say?	1.2705	0.05079	122	96	19	7
1264	I have no more words…	1.2703	0.04605	111	83	26	2
1265	Maybe this is just what happens when you tell French men to shut up.	1.2703	0.04657	148	117	22	9
1266	It's my silentourage.	1.2703	0.05111	111	86	20	5
1267	eh, not to worry, maintenant we are triple vaccinated, no?	1.2703	0.05111	111	86	20	5
1268	I ordered French wines, But I got French mimes.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1269	Call mime-one-one.	1.2700	0.04462	100	73	27	0
1270	Apparently if either of these guys talk a unicorn loses its wings.	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
1271	Pardonnez-moi, but I don't mime French.	1.2698	0.05214	126	101	16	9
1272	Just answer their question so we can go home	1.2696	0.05141	115	90	19	6
1273	So, I'm guessing 'If you see something, say something' is officially out.	1.2696	0.04835	115	88	23	4
1274	Don't move or say anything and maybe they'll move on.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1275	I hate it when you give me the silent treatment !	1.2695	0.04374	141	108	28	5
1276	They will not not shut up.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
1277	Do you also like Jerry Lewis?	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1278	Don't panic, they're looking for an invisible key to unlock the invisible box.	1.2692	0.04858	130	102	21	7
1279	I told you I needed to get that mole checked.	1.2692	0.04487	156	123	24	9
1280	I should have never opened that invisible box.	1.2690	0.04405	145	112	27	6
1281	They're a little confused about our city's mask mandate	1.2689	0.05161	119	94	18	7
1282	No one can mime their own business nowadays.	1.2689	0.05161	119	94	18	7
1283	I wonder if "stand your ground" could be applicable?	1.2687	0.04637	134	104	24	6
1284	Laryngitis.	1.2683	0.04628	123	94	25	4
1285	Remind me. Do I run, fight back, or play dead?	1.2683	0.05424	123	100	13	10
1286	I'm speechless. You look nothing like your on-line dating profile.	1.2683	0.04628	123	94	25	4
1287	Well, they were easier to book a time with than my dermatologist.	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
1288	I don't see anything, what do you see?	1.2679	0.05071	112	87	20	5
1289	Just freshen up your makeup, Hon, and they’ll go away.	1.2679	0.04570	112	84	26	2
1290	...when life imitates art	1.2679	0.05227	112	88	18	6
1291	I'm helping them find their voice.	1.2679	0.04570	112	84	26	2
1292	I think he wants you to ‘use your words’.	1.2679	0.04743	112	85	24	3
1293	Actually, Bob, you're the one who doesn't listen.	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
1294	White people problems.	1.2677	0.04930	127	100	20	7
1295	Is it a crime to hit a mime?	1.2677	0.04930	127	100	20	7
1296	Relax, my drama coach assures me it's not contagious.	1.2677	0.05055	127	101	18	8
1297	Despite progress on such issues, women throughout the city continue to be harassed by inappropriate miming.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1298	They’re here to act out my insecurities	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1299	There are no words . . . .	1.2673	0.05052	101	77	21	3
1300	don't worry honey their just a couple friends of mime	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1301	Why can't you communicate?	1.2672	0.05387	116	93	15	8
1302	Sorry Jim. I simply prefer the silent type.	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1303	A victim of mime games.	1.2672	0.04702	131	102	23	6
1304	Should I go get the Mime spray?	1.2672	0.04445	131	100	27	4
1305	The CDC says it's not contagious.	1.2667	0.04223	120	94	22	4
1306	yet inside i feel nothing	1.2667	0.04543	120	91	26	3
1307	Just say you don't like my nose.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1308	My goodness, I just do not know what to say!	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
1309	Are you kidding me? You hired these dumb mimes to propose to me.	1.2667	0.04984	120	94	20	6
1310	Don't know if I like your idea of foreplay.	1.2667	0.04984	120	94	20	6
1311	Just use your words!	1.2667	0.04543	120	91	26	3
1312	We need to talk about the summer I spent in Paris.	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
1313	It feels like the universe is trying to tell me something, but can’t find the words.	1.2667	0.04694	120	92	24	4
1314	Let's just say I advise reading the fine print before signing a silent partnership agreement.	1.2662	0.04157	139	105	31	3
1315	I think they’re warning me not to rain on their charade.	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1316	Don't act too excited to see me	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1317	Gerald, if you wanted to say something, just say it. I don't appreciate this silent treatment.	1.2661	0.04596	124	95	25	4
1318	$5 each ought to do it”	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1319	Tell the office that I won't be in today. I'm trapped in an invisible box again.	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1320	It's a misunderstanding, I just shrugged.	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1321	Henry always fantasized about watching his wife in a three-way she hated.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1322	This is one of those special moments when words are unnecessary.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1323	Okay, it is _way_ too soon for social swarming.	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1324	The Tinder Mimes are telling me I was supposed to Swipe Left, sorry.	1.2661	0.05475	109	87	15	7
1325	No, I don’t hear anything unusual. Why?	1.2661	0.05475	109	87	15	7
1326	Call off your goons, I'm not going.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1327	I'd be happy to go out with you. Just as soon as these guys get me out of this glass box.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1328	Apparently, in France, I'd be considered to be the perfect American.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1329	SHE SMILED, LOOK SHE SMILED!	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1330	This is what I get for making fun of them in High school.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1331	They better be calling you a big loser for that man purse you got and not calling me nosy for asking them if their underwear match.	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
1332	Jeremy, we need to talk.	1.2656	0.04503	128	98	26	4
1333	As if you needed another excuse not to ask directions	1.2656	0.04503	128	98	26	4
1334	I told you it would be weird when we stopped wearing masks.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1335	Yes,I've heard of the silent treatment,but this is ridiculous.	1.2655	0.04707	113	86	24	3
1336	Who let these guys out of their box?	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1337	Why don't you speak for yourself, John.	1.2652	0.04146	132	99	31	2
1338	They’re telling me “eye” should “say” to you-ten years is too long without a proposal.	1.2650	0.04525	117	91	22	4
1339	Don’t just stand there, don’t say something!	1.2650	0.05063	117	92	19	6
1340	You wanna talk about it?	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1341	I think he wants you to open the door for me.	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
1342	Don't just stand there, get me out of this imaginary box.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1343	Eh, I said I enjoyed good memes.	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1344	So the silent treatment, huh?	1.2647	0.04457	136	105	26	5
1345	I don't exist, that's how good they are.	1.2645	0.04660	121	93	24	4
1346	I reminded you to use the mime repellent when we left the house.	1.2645	0.05476	121	99	12	10
1347	So you don't see them?	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
1348	I don’t want a single word out of you. Or—uh—gesture, either.	1.2645	0.04355	121	91	28	2
1349	You're muted	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1350	Do I have to spell everything out for you, Stewart?	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1351	You're not listening to what I'm saying.	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1352	My therapist said there's an invisible wall around me, so I hired professionals to dismantle it.	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1353	The show was fine. I just don’t think we needed to order takeout.	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1354	I thought you said blind date.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1355	There’s a Marcel Marceau contest around the corner.	1.2640	0.04839	125	98	21	6
1356	This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I was open to a threesome.	1.2636	0.05873	110	91	9	10
1357	Just remember, they can smell boredom.	1.2636	0.05430	110	88	15	7
1358	I can’t hear you!	1.2636	0.04862	129	102	20	7
1359	Needless to say my joke misfired when I told them to “mime their own business.”	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
1360	I don't know who they are, they won't say.	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1361	Seeing that Jane still had food on her cheek from their brunch date, Larry decided to let her know. But he was a strong and silent type of guy so Larry unleashed his two mimes.	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1362	Please don't let them build a glass wall around me.	1.2632	0.04879	133	106	19	8
1363	Don’t you dare say a word!	1.2632	0.04671	114	87	24	3
1364	Mime them to Bug Off!	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1365	Read my lips	1.2632	0.04834	114	88	22	4
1366	What’s yours is mime.	1.2632	0.05294	114	91	16	7
1367	And another one, here, too!	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1368	This is what happens when you make eye contact.	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1369	Still not speaking to me, huh?	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
1370	I really hate the silent treatment.	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
1371	Let's dispense with the charade, why did you ask me to meet you today?	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1372	Why did you send in the clowns?	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1373	You win, enough of the silent treatment.	1.2623	0.04911	122	96	20	6
1374	You are wrong. Talking isn't overrated."	1.2623	0.05047	122	97	18	7
1375	Distract, then call “mime-one-one.”	1.2623	0.05047	122	97	18	7
1376	It’s not you, I’ve just been feeling really boxed in lately.	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
1377	Welcome to middle age, you're officially invisible.	1.2623	0.05047	122	97	18	7
1378	I forgot to tell you. I do have one quirky fear."	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
1379	Hey Honey..... happy anniversary?	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
1380	They're annoying variant from France	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
1381	Next time, I would prefer a Zoom call.	1.2619	0.05186	126	102	15	9
1382	Just remember silence IS golden!	1.2619	0.04390	126	96	27	3
1383	I really prefer the little devil and angel on my shoulders thing.	1.2619	0.04935	126	100	19	7
1384	Hi. It's a Mime-a-Gram, you know, New York.	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
1385	Call off the mimes! For God’s sake just say it!	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1386	I don't know how to say this...	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
1387	The silent treatment again, Harry?	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1388	What I think you're trying to tell me is it's not you it's me.	1.2617	0.04664	107	81	24	2
1389	They’re my mother’s avatars.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1390	There’s no rule that says you can’t talk either.	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1391	Mime your own business!	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1392	The Zoloft wasn't working.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1393	He said, “Will you be mime?”	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
1394	This must be what a touchless car wash feels like.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1395	I just feel like I can’t get through to you anymore…	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1396	Doctors remain baffled by some of the effects of long term Covid.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1397	The silent treatment? How mature.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1398	I didn’t want you to find out this way, I was going to tell you…	1.2609	0.06157	92	75	10	7
1399	See the life I gave up for you, Harold.	1.2609	0.05106	115	91	18	6
1400	Never, ever, order spinach in Paris!	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1401	Are you certain our marriage counselor said "work on your non-verbal communication skills?"	1.2609	0.05106	115	91	18	6
1402	Stop trying to undermime me	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
1403	… should we reschedule?	1.2605	0.05265	119	96	15	8
1404	Stay calm, and let me do all the talking.	1.2605	0.04539	119	91	25	3
1405	If you wanted me to send you a meme, you should have double checked your spelling.	1.2605	0.04987	119	94	19	6
1406	I hate getting the silent treatment.	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
1407	Look, I'm just feeling really boxed in right now."	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1408	Is this a muted attack?	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1409	Tell him a text message would have been faster and cheaper.	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1410	You at least should say something.	1.2602	0.04447	123	94	26	3
1411	The city needs to crack down on street mime.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1412	Sounds like "Figaro Calling". Oh, I get it, "Piano Fal......".	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1413	I don’t call this a return to normalcy…	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1414	Somebody say something. Please.	1.2600	0.05148	100	80	15	5
1415	Apparently Timmy fell down the well.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1416	No comment.	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1417	They, at least, pretend to care.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1418	Really? The silent treatment again?	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1419	We're leaving you, Matt.	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1420	SILENT TEARS	1.2593	0.04436	108	81	26	1
1421	You try booking a mariachi band on May 5th	1.2593	0.05483	108	87	14	7
1422	Que'est que ce "personal space?	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1423	I liked them better with the masks on.	1.2593	0.05483	108	87	14	7
1424	They asked me to mediate.	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
1425	You really goin' out with that guy?	1.2593	0.04987	108	84	20	4
1426	As I always say, kill a mime, go to heaven.	1.2589	0.05636	112	92	11	9
1427	He says you forgot your mask.	1.2589	0.05492	112	91	13	8
1428	Try the other door.	1.2589	0.05343	112	90	15	7
1429	Were you even going to tell me about it?	1.2587	0.04517	143	113	23	7
1430	I told you that I shouldn’t have asked, “Où est la toilette?”	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1431	Don't mime them, they're speechless."	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1432	Can’t we discuss avant garde theater and not always end up in this mime field?	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1433	Sally always hated getting her annual mimmogram.	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1434	Go get me some bear spray and a baseball bat.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
1435	My lawyers are advising me not to speak to you anymore.	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
1436	Still think I was overreacting?	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1437	Don't you think you're taking the silent treatment a bit too far?	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1438	Ne me quitte pas.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1439	I suffer from mime-graines.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1440	They're called the Guardian Mimes.	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
1441	You say it's not me -- but is having more mimes in your life what your really want?	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1442	I think they're trying to say that you have an impacted upper incisor.	1.2581	0.05355	124	102	12	10
1443	Give them something dear; they aren’t your ordinary panhandlers!	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
1444	I think they’re mocking me for not wearing a mask.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1445	I'm starting to think your mother isn't so bad.	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1446	I've told you before that I don't respond well to the silent treatment.	1.2578	0.04187	128	97	29	2
1447	she never figured out how to un-mute herself	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
1448	I just hate Marcel Marceau Remembrance Week." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton F	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1449	I've never felt so NOT scared in my life.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
1450	See, it's me, not you.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
1451	Guess what I'm pretending.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
1452	My sons and I argued. Now they're giving me the silent treatment.	1.2571	0.04494	105	84	17	4
1453	I would not call this a kind gesture, Jeff.	1.2571	0.04494	105	79	25	1
1454	In this ‘hood, no one can hear you scream.	1.2571	0.05069	105	82	19	4
1455	They’re my emotional support mimes.	1.2571	0.05069	105	82	19	4
1456	They remind me of one of Simon and Garfunkel's big hits.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1457	And YOU said to me that my eye shadow looked devine.	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1458	You've always been a quiet guy, Fred, but THIS is how you break up with me?"	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1459	Maybe they have a point, I have felt a little trapped in this relationship lately,	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1460	Is it really April 1st already?	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
1461	Ed, tell them it's not a pimple. It's a beauty mark.	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
1462	Don't Listen to them, Deloris; you're perfect just the way you are!	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
1463	Just don’t look them in eye, Steve.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1464	I said I love your parents as much as mine... not if they were mimes.	1.2564	0.04232	117	98	12	7
1465	You people need to get a life. Seriously!	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1466	You could have just ghosted me.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1467	No, I won't date you. I've had enough of the silent type.	1.2562	0.05186	121	98	15	8
1468	Do you have the spray?	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1469	Oh, fake news; don't listen.	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1470	It's better to ignore them.	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1471	This forced entertainment is just one more example of how you're boxing me in . . . and you've got all these rules that prevent us from talking about it.	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1472	Richard, take out your imaginary baseball bat and hit them over the head!	1.2558	0.04705	129	102	21	6
1473	When you told me your dermatologists were trained in Europe, this not what I thought.	1.2556	0.06030	90	73	11	6
1474	Don't look at me like that. There's nothing to say.	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
1475	I think they like my eye liner.	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
1476	Patricia,will your emotional support mimes be joining us for dinner?	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
1477	I think he's saying you have Marcel Marceau's nose.	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
1478	I don't know what the hell is going on with these mimes, but would you please do something besides stare?	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
1479	Don't worry. It's just the French version of facial recognition software.	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
1480	Hold still. They sense fear.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1481	She had once again chosen not to listen to her intutition and its frantic hand gesturing was proving distracting.	1.2547	0.05115	106	86	14	6
1482	This is a weird thing to admit on a first date, but I see mime people.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1483	It’s not my fault we don’t communicate any more.	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1484	will you please be mime?	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1485	This Mime Meme Metaverse is getting out of hand.	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1486	I actually think your rhinoplasty looks quite nice.	1.2545	0.05546	110	90	12	8
1487	Guys, you don’t understand, she’s blind.	1.2545	0.05393	110	89	14	7
1488	You may not see it, but I know there’s a wall between us.	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1489	In case you missed my imperfections, they’re pointing them out now.	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1490	Don't just stand there. Throw a tomato.	1.2544	0.04795	114	89	21	4
1491	Shelly thought she had finally silenced her inner critic,but realized in that moment the depth of her issues.	1.2544	0.04631	114	88	23	3
1492	I met them on the flight from Paris. They're still on mute mode.	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
1493	Yes. I have been suffering in silence...	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
1494	It beats therapy.	1.2542	0.04533	118	91	24	3
1495	I told you my parents would love you!	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1496	They’re funny. Really. It’s just the Botox.	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
1497	When I said I didn't want to hear another word from you this wasn't what I had in mind!	1.2538	0.04799	130	104	19	7
1498	I can't go with you. I've been walled.	1.2537	0.04818	134	108	18	8
1499	Just hand over your purse or they’ll bore you to death!	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
1500	It started when I said I was at a loss for words.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
1501	They are saying something in French I don't understand	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
1502	They want you to French Kiss me.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
1503	I think I'm becoming a mime meme...	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1504	You're not fooling anyone by pretending not to be jealous.	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
1505	Why do I feel like there's something you're not telling me..?	1.2525	0.04618	99	75	23	1
1506	There's that look again. Boys, you know what to do.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1507	I still don't understand.	1.2524	0.05641	103	84	12	7
1508	That reminds me… I need to cancel Facebook.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1509	Something I said?	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
1510	You're wrong. I do know how to express my feelings.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1511	This is terrifying. Is it supposed to be?	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1512	We just want directions to the Metropolitan.	1.2523	0.04618	107	82	23	2
1513	Alright, alright, I get it. The silent treatment is annoying.	1.2523	0.04423	107	81	25	1
1514	Don’t worry, they can’t steal my voice.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1515	Please tell me you brought the invisible box.	1.2523	0.04697	111	86	22	3
1516	I think they want to know where the Port Authority Terminal is but can't quite not put it into words.	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
1517	I understand that they don't like my makeup, but they won't tell me what to do about it!"	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
1518	Maybe the quarantine wasn't so bad.	1.2523	0.04697	111	86	22	3
1519	''Why can't these silly mimes just tell me I have a zit?'	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
1520	I told you this concealer was working.	1.2522	0.05217	115	93	15	7
1521	..four letters..sounds like basque..masque..no... mask....YOU MUST WEAR MASK!	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
1522	They're telling me to either wear a mask, or, get off my foot.	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
1523	This is just a free trial. I'll cancel it after the seven days.	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
1524	We will never speak of this again.	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
1525	I was rescued and deprogrammed, but they still can't believe it.	1.2520	0.04256	123	94	27	2
1526	A mime is a terrible thing to waste.	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
1527	Stop saying you can read my mime.	1.2520	0.05110	123	100	15	8
1528	They say we can kiss, but our lips must be sealed.	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
1529	I’m not speaking to you.	1.2520	0.04739	127	101	20	6
1530	Honey, please climb over the fence and shoo them away.	1.2520	0.04869	127	102	18	7
1531	They said I’m stuck in the box…	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1532	My nose is really out of joint.	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1533	My husband's an actor, the kids take after him.	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
1534	I'm feeling boxed in.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1535	You...in a box...You feel trapped	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
1536	They helped me see the wall between us.	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
1537	Don't worry, they are vaccinated	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1538	The mayor says there's not much they can do aside from building them all glass boxes.	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
1539	I think they’re trying to tell you to use your words	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1540	Think outside the box with someone else!	1.2500	0.05320	116	95	13	8
1541	They are saying "Surprise me!" for dinner.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
1542	Feigning disinterest isn't working; get out the air mace.	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
1543	If I give them the silent treatment, maybe they will go away!	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
1544	This is New York, not San Fran; Do not make eye contact, do not engage, just keep walking.	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1545	You're a sweet and adventurous man, Dennis. But I'm comfortable here in my little box.	1.2500	0.05444	108	88	13	7
1546	Excuse me, sir … would you happen to have a taser I could borrow?	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
1547	It’s your fault. You opened that imagery door and let them in.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
1548	It's over? Why couldn't you come right out and say it?	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1549	She hates when he gives her the silent treatment.	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
1550	When you said your brothers were actors on Broadway, you were technically correct."	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
1551	Sometimes I just want to mime them back.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1552	OK, who let them out of the box?	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1553	I think they're saying, "will mime for food."	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1554	I'm afraid they're both mime.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1555	I think I would take it as a compliment.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1556	Relax, this is great practice for our trip to Paris	1.2500	0.04622	120	94	22	4
1557	If you thought blind dates were bad, try a mute date.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
1558	Sorry, I'm not dating now; I've got too many walls up.	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
1559	Funny seeing you. Not mimes-funny. But funny.	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1560	Paris is a moveable triste.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
1561	My husband won't ask for directions so I really appreciate your help.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1562	They’re telling you that you have a Zit, in classic French	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1563	Steve, I'd like to have a word with you	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1564	Sounds fun. Have your people mime my people.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
1565	She’s will be mime. All mime.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1566	I wish they wouldn't just shut up.	1.2500	0.04388	108	82	25	1
1567	Words can’t express what you mean to me	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1568	Got it! It’s Poke Her Face”.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1569	Mime place or yours?	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1570	If you'd like to wait, they're almost finished.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1571	Worst birthday gift EVER.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1572	Pretend you're in a box. They can't touch you if you're in a box.	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
1573	TFW words fail me.	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
1574	Is the bigger problem the mimes or the husband not doing anything?	1.2480	0.04495	125	98	23	4
1575	They do this every time I get a pimple.	1.2480	0.04906	125	101	17	7
1576	That's the last time I'll wear this perfume downtown.	1.2479	0.05153	121	99	14	8
1577	Sometimes I hate being a marriage counselor.	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
1578	Ok. You win. I can't take any more of the silent treatment.	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1579	I don't talk to my ex-es	1.2479	0.04361	117	90	25	2
1580	If you lie…I will know!	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
1581	I call it existential stereo.	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1582	He's pointing out that with botox I can't be a mime.	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
1583	I'm sorry, I should have told you about them sooner.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1584	I really prefer the silent type.	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1585	Covid mime meme.	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1586	Don’t say a thing!	1.2477	0.04728	109	85	21	3
1587	Quick! Distract them with an imaginary puppy!	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1588	Remember when we used to just whistle for a cab?	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1589	Just don’t stand there; Mime something.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1590	Mimes sans limites - I hate them	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1591	To be fair, we're outside, I just got my booster, and they don't have their masks on either.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1592	Is it a pimple?	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
1593	Kill me.	1.2475	0.04752	101	78	21	2
1594	"That guy's a loser"	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
1595	Don’t worry, they only know how to get out of an imaginary box”	1.2475	0.04752	101	78	21	2
1596	I’ve been mimed!	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1597	We can rebuild her, even better than before!	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
1598	At least I don't have to buy noise cancelling headphones.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
1599	I hate it when they give you the silent treatment.	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1600	I never know if what’s happening is real or just my mimes playing tricks on me.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
1601	Not again...	1.2474	0.05868	97	80	10	7
1602	I'm trying to say " "!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1603	Is this who you hired to sing Happy Birthday to me?	1.2474	0.05490	97	78	14	5
1604	What is it Roger? What do they see?!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1605	Everyone has baggage, Ted.	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
1606	Gotta trust me on this, fellas. Beefeater guards blink before Alice will. We sleep together.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1607	They think you smell bad...	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
1608	Why didn't YOU say my mascara was smudged?	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
1609	So is "miming" the new ghosting?	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
1610	My doctor prescribed 'the silent treatment'	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
1611	So, will you marry me?	1.2463	0.04549	134	107	21	6
1612	Bill, you are about as helpful as an imaginary rope	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
1613	Am I supposed to be invisible too?	1.2460	0.05000	126	103	15	8
1614	I think they are trying to tell you I smell funny.	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
1615	I’ve heard of giving someone the silent treatment but this is ridiculous.	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
1616	I can help you two pretend you're being hit with pepper spray.	1.2459	0.04981	122	99	16	7
1617	Yeah..., I think you have a little too much baggage.	1.2458	0.04953	118	95	17	6
1618	You told you friends I would leave them speechless?	1.2458	0.04652	118	93	21	4
1619	If you aren’t going to wear masks, you need to be irritating six feet away from me.	1.2458	0.04953	118	95	17	6
1620	Is this your idea of a gag,Brian?	1.2458	0.04953	118	95	17	6
1621	Sorry, I can’t, I have a um...an appointment thing...with the...eh...	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
1622	Can’t you read my mime?	1.2456	0.05222	114	93	14	7
1623	You know how some people have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other...?	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
1624	Don't try to fight them, Jane. Just give them what they want.	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
1625	This is mime for "I want a divorce".	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1626	If you ever bring your mime buddies again on a date...	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
1627	You just read my mime.	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1628	There must be some other way to tell you I love you, but I simply don't know how . . . .	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1629	I told them not to say anything about meeting you.	1.2453	0.04798	106	83	20	3
1630	Is this an artsy public proposal, dear, or a plastic-surgery promo?	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1631	Annoying too, but at least they’re trying to communicate.	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1632	They're from my pickpocket class.	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1633	I may be afraid of clowns, but this is just SUPER-ANNOYING!	1.2453	0.04607	106	82	22	2
1634	They’re my anxieties, ignore them	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1635	I said I think MEMES are funny!	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1636	I think the terms of our divorce were very clear, Roland.	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
1637	How red flags were identified before Twitter.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1638	A mask is the only thing that'll make them go away.	1.2451	0.04280	102	77	25	0
1639	I think they’re warning me to stop seeing you before it’s too late.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1640	I passed them in the park on the way home and made the mistake of telling them the horizontal stripes make them look fat.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1641	Meet my two favorite friends. They are good listeners.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1642	I'm so over silent movies.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1643	I didn't know the Frenh were so spooked by Botox.	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
1644	We have a big 'No Mime' sign at the city limits and we don't feed them, but they come back every year anyway.	1.2449	0.05629	98	80	12	6
1645	Apparently, keeping mum won't make them go away.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1646	I hate to be nosy, but your window of opportunity is closing.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1647	Is this a lazy joke about social distancing?	1.2447	0.05796	94	77	11	6
1648	I'm ready for my close-up, Herbert.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1649	I'm sorry Fred, but right now I can't let anyone in.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
1650	Zat’s a zit!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1651	2 Mimes That He’s Just Not Into You	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
1652	Can't you just speak up?	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
1653	I really wish these guys could go mime their own business.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1654	I truly hate Daylight Savings Mime and this extra hour of mime.	1.2443	0.04858	131	107	16	8
1655	Actually, what I said was I love memes.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
1656	I brought my friends along to help me tell you we have to break up.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
1657	Ou est Waldo?	1.2439	0.05077	123	101	14	8
1658	Fresh memes was what I said I wanted from you. MEMES.	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
1659	Which mime is yours?	1.2439	0.04522	123	97	22	4
1660	Could you help me out here, oh heart-of-mime?	1.2439	0.04667	123	98	20	5
1661	I've found a way to be better at expressing my feelings.	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
1662	You think you've got problems? I'm being stalked by a fire hydrant."	1.2437	0.04617	119	94	21	4
1663	Retail cosmetics has become so passive-aggressive.	1.2437	0.05059	119	97	15	7
1664	No I don’t have a pimple; they’re just miming that I do….	1.2435	0.04553	115	90	22	3
1665	I hear you!	1.2435	0.04383	115	89	24	2
1666	But you told me to send you mimes!	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
1667	Check the internet for how to say ‘Get outta my face’ in Mime.	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
1668	... and they don't like your shirt, either.	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1669	I tried 'Get lost' but that only got them more animated.	1.2432	0.04354	148	119	22	7
1670	I am a multi language AI personal robot and don’t speak French	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
1671	good luck, she never listens to me either	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1672	My therapist told me I needed to work on speaking with my actions.	1.2429	0.04404	140	112	22	6
1673	This is way worse than the time I had bedbugs.	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
1674	Wait. I thought we were going for mimosas.	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
1675	You’re right. We probably shouldn’t have let them out of that box.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1676	I told you there’s a mimewave	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
1677	Who are YOU wearing?	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
1678	I said MIND your own business.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1679	Are you trying to tell me something you can’t express?	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1680	When emoticons just aren't enough	1.2421	0.05741	95	78	11	6
1681	Somehow,I don’t think that, “We’ll always have Paris” will be our thing.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1682	It was them or being followed by an accordionist.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1683	Is this your idea of sexting on a budget?	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
1684	You don’t say	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
1685	Anti-Vax Mimes are a new low.	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
1686	I don't think this is what the therapist meant when she suggested working on our non-verbal communication.	1.2414	0.03990	116	88	28	0
1687	It's a zit. Deal with it.	1.2414	0.04839	116	93	18	5
1688	OK,we can take them home, but YOU’RE going to feed them.	1.2414	0.04519	116	91	22	3
1689	...of course I slept with them, Kevin, they know how it feels to be SILENTLY TRAPPED IN A BOX	1.2414	0.04895	87	67	19	1
1690	Now I feel like I'm in a box.	1.2411	0.04438	112	87	23	2
1691	I'm just saying......	1.2411	0.04702	112	91	16	5
1692	Wait, wait! Don’t tell me…	1.2411	0.04253	112	86	25	1
1693	Unsure of this first date, Eloise receives subtle messages from her friends.	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1694	These are Woke Mimes, dear.	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1695	I'm pretty sure they're miming for Bitcoin.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1696	Do you mime getting these idiots away from me?	1.2407	0.04533	108	84	22	2
1697	And to think I thought I could cover up this raging cold sore for our date…well needless to say I did not expect this.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1698	It’s not what you think.”	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1699	If I say I do, will you call off the mimes?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1700	Can you hear me I seem to be stuck in some sort of invisible box!!	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1701	Help! I'm being mimed.	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
1702	Whatever you do, don't walk backwards.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1703	Wait, what. Will you be mime?	1.2404	0.05379	104	85	13	6
1704	Why can't they just ask for spare change like everyone else?	1.2404	0.05379	104	85	13	6
1705	Honey, don’t stand here and tell me you aren’t giving me the silent treatment…	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
1706	If you say "zit, alors" one more time . . ."	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1707	Try giving them the silent treatment.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1708	No worries, I heard there's an increase in street mimes since the pandemic started.	1.2400	0.04740	100	78	20	2
1709	It’s a new variant, Covid mime-teen	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
1710	Phone died. Astonished face. Crying face. Send.	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
1711	See, this is what it feels like when you are not listening to me.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1712	A little early for Silent Night, isn't it?	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
1713	They want me to give you the silent treatment.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1714	He's asking me intimate details about our sex life, but assures me that he won't say a word.	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
1715	Is that a murse?	1.2396	0.05686	96	79	11	6
1716	Honey, I think I've been Marcel Marceau'd.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1717	It was a nice date until you started with the mimesplaining.	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
1718	Wonder how she's enjoying the silent treatment for a change?	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
1719	They’re not prescription; I just pick up a pair when I need to read someone.	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1720	Sorry, According to them, You're not my Type...	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1721	Couldn't you have found a better way to point out my blemish to me?	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
1722	I'm guessing: Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir.	1.2391	0.04430	138	111	21	6
1723	This is why you don’t let them out of that invisible box.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1724	Yes, straight ahead two blocks. But watch the cross traffic; it can be a real mime field.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
1725	They can’t mug me through the invisible box!	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
1726	They're my anger translators.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1727	Mimes. It had to be mimes.	1.2389	0.04404	113	88	23	2
1728	It was this or mariachis.	1.2389	0.05071	113	92	15	6
1729	MUM’s the non-word.	1.2389	0.04404	113	88	23	2
1730	They've been wrong before.	1.2389	0.05071	113	92	15	6
1731	Apparently, they think you're no good for me.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
1732	It loses something in the translation.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
1733	I warned you it's a high mime area.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
1734	I told you the cops were weird in this precinct	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1735	I think they want you to buy their silence.	1.2381	0.04390	105	81	23	1
1736	I don’t even remember signing up for this subscription.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1737	I'm sorry, Dan, but these fellas tell me I shouldn't talk to you.	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
1738	Mime gangs	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
1739	Just give them what they want so they’ll let me out of this box!	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
1740	Sorry, my brothers just wouldn't stop playing "I'm not touching you" and it led to this.	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
1741	Okay, you said Minecraft. Sorry. But do you know how hard it was to find these guys?	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1742	Just open the box, we’re running late.	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
1743	If that’s your best knight-in-shining-armor mime, we need to talk.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1744	My dermatologist sent them after I told her I wasn't ready for Botox.	1.2381	0.04594	105	87	13	5
1745	I appreciate the effort, but I don't think this is going to solve the problems we have communicating.	1.2377	0.04205	122	95	25	2
1746	They won't leave my side ever since I freed them from that invisible box they were trapped in.	1.2376	0.05655	101	84	10	7
1747	You really are into non-verbal expression!	1.2376	0.04483	101	78	22	1
1748	She was just walking home on Thursday evening, minding her own business, when out of nowhere they robbed her of her dignity.	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1749	This isn't part of the massive spending program, is it?	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1750	I didn’t know you speak French.	1.2376	0.04483	101	78	22	1
1751	They’ve been beret-ing me all day.	1.2376	0.05477	101	83	12	6
1752	I wish you’d communicate with a different love language.	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1753	"They think my face lift is barely a 5."	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1754	Terror on the streets: Hide your flaws!	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1755	When they said they wanted to institute a silent mask reminder, I thought they just meant putting up signs.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1756	There are no words for him.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
1757	Welcome to my Language of Love	1.2371	0.04582	97	75	21	1
1758	Use a silencer.	1.2371	0.05633	97	80	11	6
1759	Do I have a booger in my nose?	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
1760	Don't worry, unlike you I understand non-verbal cues	1.2371	0.05633	97	80	11	6
1761	They call themselves facial mimes. They look concerned!	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
1762	So this is your idea of charades?!	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1763	My brothers say that you remind them of our mother.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1764	When you said, “he was the strong, silent type,” this is not what I pictured.	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1765	Again?! Last week I was attacked by balloon animals!	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1766	I'm locked in an invisible cage and have a zit?	1.2366	0.04946	131	109	13	9
1767	Wait, honey. I think you’ve got something in your teeth	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1768	Yes, I know it makes you uncomfortable but I simply cannot leave the house without my support mimes.	1.2366	0.04687	93	72	20	1
1769	I outsourced my anxiety.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1770	Mimespaining.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
1771	I told you once and for all. She hates mime.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1772	Maybe we shouldn't talk about this.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1773	Are you asking me to marry you?	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1774	Did you forget the invisible box again?	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
1775	What is it for god's sake? Just tell me.	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
1776	Listen to me, not him.	1.2364	0.04644	110	87	20	3
1777	John, meet mime parents...	1.2364	0.05154	110	90	14	6
1778	Pinocchio?	1.2364	0.04269	110	85	24	1
1779	MY idea of how we could communicate better? This was YOUR idea of how we could communicate better.”	1.2364	0.05468	110	92	10	8
1780	Yes, catcalling is so obnoxious!	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
1781	‘Your idea of French immersion ?’	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
1782	And what did _you_ think double date meant?	1.2358	0.05454	106	88	11	7
1783	They are in great danger.	1.2358	0.04556	106	83	21	2
1784	I can't stand your silent judgment anymore, Ron.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1785	Brett continued his passive aggressive behavior by hiring two mimes to let sally know he didn't want to go the museum	1.2358	0.05616	106	89	9	8
1786	I wish they would mime their own business.	1.2358	0.04909	123	101	15	7
1787	.” “ ?” “ !	1.2358	0.05043	123	102	13	8
1788	Just go without me, Steve. I’m trapped in a box.	1.2358	0.04771	123	100	17	6
1789	So, this is what begging looks like in the age of crypto currency?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
1790	Just pretend there’s an invisible wall around you.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1791	If you wanted to "kiss and make-up" all you had to do was ask.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1792	Why didn't you say anything?	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
1793	Ah Madame I am zee artiste—and now your wallet please.	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1794	These are my Xs that had difficulty communicating	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
1795	I think they think that the glass cube is real"	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1796	This reminds me of when I got a nose job from Picasso	1.2348	0.04912	132	110	13	9
1797	I am sorry, I need to be with people who actually communicate.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1798	They don't think this is going to work out.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1799	I forgot my mime repellent at home.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1800	I've been meaning to tell you, I'm an Orthodox mime."	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1801	I told you saying "Mime your own business" would only egg them on.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1802	Silent but deadly	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
1803	I think they're telling you, "Put your hands up, give me your money, or I'll shoot you".	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1804	They're debt collectors, and very effective.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1805	Are they telling me not enough makeup or too much?	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1806	The problem with being attacked by a mime gang is that nobody can hear you scream.	1.2347	0.05580	98	81	11	6
1807	Can we keep them, please? They won’t make much noise.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
1808	I can't tell whether they are trying to mug you or delight you.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
1809	Ooh la la! Quelles chique bones! Incomparable!	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
1810	Works of the pairish	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
1811	This is the good side of town.	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1812	My kingdom for an actual glass box...	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1813	As if the virus isn't already invisible. Idiots.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
1814	Fork over some small bills, Walter. Now Walter!	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
1815	They are weekend dermatologists.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
1816	Ok, wait? Who is the mimer here?	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
1817	Curse that Autocorrect! I wanted a meme generator!	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1818	I think they’re saying I’m too good for you.	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
1819	Mime missionaries again.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1820	So is this a blind date or a speechless one?	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1821	Mimes are signing: "Put your hands up this is a stickup"	1.2336	0.04428	137	111	20	6
1822	I don't know why. It must have been something I said....	1.2333	0.04754	90	70	19	1
1823	I feel like you're trying to tell me something.	1.2333	0.04223	120	94	24	2
1824	I only mentioned that I once met Marcel Marceau.	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1825	I knew I should’ve put some makeup on my zit	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
1826	For once can we not take the shortcut down Rue Marcel Marceau?	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
1827	No, this is not what I meant about getting the silent treatment, Roger.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1828	You think a mime-over is a good idea?	1.2333	0.04223	120	94	24	2
1829	There's cheaper ways to give me the silent treatment.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
1830	I don't think I'm getting what I wanted out of this new vanishing cream	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
1831	'Im of two mimes. I just can't decide.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
1832	I'm not ready to give up yet, but next time I pick the marriage councelor(s).	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
1833	No, really, I don't mime.	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
1834	It was the only hobby that kept them quiet.	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
1835	My brothers don't want me to date you.	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
1836	Should I just give them my purse so they'll go away?	1.2328	0.04952	116	95	15	6
1837	OK I agree. I do need a hearing test after all.	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
1838	Use your glass box, honey!	1.2326	0.04735	129	106	16	7
1839	The one on my right is my regular mime. The other's just learning the ropes.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
1840	Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street and off Mime Central?	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
1841	We need to break up... I just feel boxed in.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
1842	These guys are recruiting me to go pro with my silent treatment.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
1843	Don't say a word.	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
1844	You may be a man of few words but this is ridiculous!	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
1845	Quick, do the wall to get rid of them!	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
1846	I tried to ignore them but then the box just gets bigger and the wind just get gustier.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
1847	Given them all of your money or they'll follow us.	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
1848	Go away. I hate mimes.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
1849	Your actions speak louder than words.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
1850	How many mimes does it take to change a lightbulb? You will stay in the dark.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
1851	I wish you had the guts to say something.	1.2321	0.04390	112	88	22	2
1852	Yikes. I think they’re acting out my colonoscopy.	1.2321	0.04390	112	88	22	2
1853	Whoever told them to think "outside the box" should be arrested!	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1854	They imprinted on me when they hatched.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1855	Mime crime -- the silent menace!	1.2321	0.05227	112	93	12	7
1856	#MimeToo	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1857	Date night mimes that make you feel like you’re at home with your kids.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1858	I'm sorry, I don't speak French.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
1859	My details are a bit sketchy	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
1860	Please call Mime Stoppers.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
1861	Smell no evil?	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
1862	This is New York, not San Francisco!	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
1863	I hate it when your family won't talk to me.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1864	Who are they to tell ME about contouring?	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1865	Oh, I thought you said you were of two “minds” about it.	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
1866	I think it's time to admit that our donation to Save the Mimes was a mistake.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1867	I hate mime peek a boo.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1868	Are you trying to read my mime??	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1869	It's not you, I've just been feeling trapped lately.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1870	You shouldn't let your friends speak for you.	1.2314	0.03850	121	93	28	0
1871	It’s a mime crime in progress.	1.2313	0.04607	134	110	17	7
1872	Mask-wearing enforcers are more subtle in Paris.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1873	I just asked for directions.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1874	I feel an invisible wall coming on.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
1875	They handed me a pamphlet for discount nose jobs.	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
1876	Say "Laure(s)".	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
1877	What’s the mime for ‘please crawl back in your box’?	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
1878	Oh, don't mime them.	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
1879	What can I say? They turn me on.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1880	What's a four-letter word for 'Gallic Torture.'	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
1881	Your saying you want a relationship but your non-verbal communication makes me think this isn't going to work.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
1882	Rhinoplasty! Deviated Septum! Rhinoplasty!	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
1883	If you can tolerate this, you can have kids.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1884	What did I do to deserve this?	1.2308	0.04441	91	70	21	0
1885	It's either a zit or a depiction of Armageddon.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1886	Guys ... I was simply saying to my husband, 'Which way is the subway?'	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
1887	Is this another blind date?	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
1888	Just let them get it out of their system and maybe then they will hail us a cab.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1889	Did the love affair mime you too?	1.2308	0.04508	130	108	15	7
1890	I know I said you need to work on your communication but this is not what I had in mind.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1891	This is not what I was expecting when you said, "will you be mine."	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1892	Why didn't you remind me to apply mime repellent?	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
1893	I think they're trying to tell me something but I don't speak mime.	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
1894	I'm glad the Australians reneged on the submarine deal"	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1895	I have fibromimealgia.Very rare and VERY annoying.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1896	They’re signaling me to come into their world.	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
1897	From what I can tell, they’ll disappear if I order their Botox treatment.	1.2300	0.05478	100	83	11	6
1898	They broke out just to do this?	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
1899	Are you just going to stand there or help them get me out?	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1900	Just tell them you can’t hear them!!	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1901	My shrink suggested them when I started Prozac.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1902	Apparently they can hear you.	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
1903	Is there no end to the mask shaming?	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1904	I think they found a pimple	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1905	I wish they would mime their own business.". Betsy Cunningham 116 Woodland Drive, Jefferson,N	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1906	They're from Mime Public Radio. It seems we just donated our car to MPR.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1907	I don't know how else to say it...	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
1908	Sometimes it feels like I'm just going through the motions.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
1909	Would you please send these guys back into their boxes?	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
1910	I really like you,Tom, but I need my space.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1911	I guess I'm still muted.	1.2292	0.05635	96	80	10	6
1912	My therapist told me to "express my emotions more", so here we are.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
1913	Um... I guess my foundation is too light."	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1914	I thought "Romance on 4th street" was a meme.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
1915	Never mind them. I'm your blind-date for tonight. They're just here to make sure I don't say anything stupid that may turn you off.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1916	They think I'm one of them in disguise.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
1917	What is he trying to say?	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
1918	Let face it they just don't speak American.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1919	No, a justifiable homicide plea won't hold up in court.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1920	I brushed my teeth, cleaned by ears, and blew my nose....if they have anything more to say, tell them to spit it out.	1.2288	0.05022	118	98	13	7
1921	See, Frank, this is why I didn't want to play Charades with your family during Thanksgiving	1.2288	0.04876	118	97	15	6
1922	It's ok, the invitation said plus two."	1.2288	0.04240	118	93	23	2
1923	This is why I wanted to leave the boys at home.	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1924	This is the weirdest gang initiation I’ve ever seen.	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1925	See, I told you people would notice I have a pimple but wouldn’t say anything.	1.2286	0.05457	105	88	10	7
1926	Introduction no words needed	1.2286	0.05457	105	88	10	7
1927	Apparently, I won a "life-mime supply."	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1928	Phil, will you just give them $20—this could go on all day!	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1929	I think they're saying you should be wearing a mask.... or a different shade of lipstick.... its hard to tell!.	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
1930	I think they are saying how much you love me!	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
1931	Look, all I said was I thought their berets looked a little gay.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
1932	I get the feeling they don't like you.	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
1933	They're friends from my club. First rule is I can't talk about it"	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
1934	Greg, the silent treatment has gone on long enough	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
1935	I’d prefer to be mugged than mimed.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1936	She had vowed this first date would be free of any awkward silences.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1937	Do we tip 'em or tell 'em to mime their own business?	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1938	You'd better not give me the silent treatment too.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
1939	I know, I know. You're not touching me	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1940	Believe it or not, the sex is great.	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
1941	I told you, this cartoon is just not that funny.	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
1942	No worries, George. They're a bit creepy, but sweet. Apparently my nose is their 'pointe fixe'."	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
1943	Do I talk too much?	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1944	See something, Say something!	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1945	Now do you believe me about your white male privilege?	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1946	But I love her the way she is.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
1947	As soon as they saw me, they went speechless!	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
1948	Nightmare on Mime Street	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
1949	Oooh mon Dieu, you have an eye goobie.	1.2268	0.04750	97	82	10	5
1950	He says, “Read my lips. Your wallet or your wife. Ooo, she’s scared to death.”	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1951	I can't talk now.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1952	Yes, that’s a zit.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
1953	First these two, and then you. I only attract clowns.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
1954	They do speak for me, so to speak....	1.2264	0.02607	106	89	15	2
1955	They're sexually transmitted but I think you'll find that I'm worth it.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1956	It’s been brought to my attention that you kiss and told.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
1957	Please tell me again how not all types of men catcall women.	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
1958	Ugh! You told me no one would notice it.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
1959	They're showing you my "mime mask".	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
1960	This is your idea of emotional intelligence?	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
1961	I feel like there is an invisible wall between us.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
1962	Okay, you were right. I'm getting the mime vaccine."	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1963	Maybe I shouldn’t have let them out of the box!	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
1964	Uh, maybe I'll just pass on this date.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1965	I know I told you not to comment on my appearance,but the mimes aren't any better.	1.2261	0.04289	115	91	22	2
1966	They think I told a lie?	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1967	This is the worst birthday present!!	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1968	The good thing is that they don´t need a bed to sleep in	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1969	I'm trying to have a conversation with you. Can you stop with the distractions?	1.2258	0.05540	93	77	11	5
1970	I deleted my profile from Mime.Match.com months ago but they won't leave me alone.	1.2258	0.04359	93	72	21	0
1971	Not the Paris marriage proposal I had imagined.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1972	And you said nonverbal communication skills were overrated.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1973	Back away slowly. No eye contact. No sudden movements. And never call them clowns.”	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1974	Maybe YOU can tell me where I can find a nice cafe' ?	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1975	Don't be afraid, they can't touch you inside that box.	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
1976	Take her, she’s mime!	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1977	She distracts very easily.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1978	I'm not leaving this box until they go away.	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
1979	I'm having performance art anxiety.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1980	Your interpreters are confused, too?	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
1981	These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand!	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1982	Maybe Brexit isn’t such a bad idea	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
1983	These guys are popping up everywhere. Is mime the new meme?	1.2247	0.05926	89	75	8	6
1984	I stepped in dog shit on the way here	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1985	Let’s get stuck in traffic and call it a day.	1.2247	0.04728	89	70	18	1
1986	They're busking above ground now that the subways are so dangerous.	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
1987	Transitions are tough	1.2245	0.04478	98	77	20	1
1988	Like they said…it’s not you, it’s me.	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
1989	Be careful. They’re motion activated land mimes.	1.2245	0.04478	98	77	20	1
1990	Quiet	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1991	Actually George, I asked if you've been two timing me.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1992	Maybe they're foreign students looking for a place to have lunch.	1.2245	0.04478	98	77	20	1
1993	Just pretend they are not there.	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1994	Well, don't you have anything to say for yourself?	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1995	Ed, in the future, please don’t send your mimes to tell me I have a zit. Tell me yourself.	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
1996	I think that they are trying to tell you something.	1.2245	0.04478	98	77	20	1
1997	They've already done unspeakable things to me.	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
1998	I’m tired of this silent treatment.	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
1999	In our way, we're trying to tell you he's no good for you!	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2000	I told you I didn't want to be in a cartoon.	1.2241	0.05207	116	98	10	8
2001	Outside the box I am not!	1.2241	0.03791	116	92	23	1
2002	This isn't how the silent treatment is supposed to work at all.	1.2235	0.04844	85	67	17	1
2003	It's asexual harassment.	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
2004	I ordered some invisible makeup foundation online, and it just spiraled out of control.	1.2234	0.04576	94	74	19	1
2005	I’ve reached the age where I have fine mimes and wrinkles.	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
2006	If you can’t say anything nice…..	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
2007	My little brothers are still finding ways to embarrass me in front of dates.	1.2234	0.05888	94	80	7	7
2008	I thought you said, "MIND the gap"	1.2233	0.04562	103	87	11	5
2009	Not the silent treatment again!	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
2010	No, I said I’d meet you on the corner of 9th St., not Mime St.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
2011	What's on your mime?	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2012	I said I wanted a couple of personal memes for my birthday, not mimes!	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
2013	We can help you with that zit..	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
2014	Is it body shaming if they don't say anything?	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2015	I'm sorry you had to see this, Gary. It's just that you talk too much.	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
2016	it's better than 'why are you hitting yourself'	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2017	You can see why I decided to give up my life of mime.	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
2018	Clearly you misunderstood when I said you need to figure out a way to "spice" things up.	1.2231	0.03890	121	97	22	2
2019	I don't know why they just don't come out and say it - you've got a booger showing.	1.2231	0.04538	130	107	17	6
2020	Give up? It's me in a box. You make me feel like I'm in a box, and I can't escape. Happy anniversary.	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2021	Yes, but your look speaks volumes.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
2022	Yeah, that's my ex. We broke up because he had a hard time expressing himself.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2023	I don't suppose you remembered the bear spray?	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2024	Well, Karen, it seems that there were witnesses to your violation of a mask mandate.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2025	Does this mean I've descended to street mimes for validation that I'm a worthwhile person?	1.2222	0.04229	108	85	22	1
2026	Our life together has been nothing more than a charade.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2027	Keep it simple, just talk to me.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2028	Get out of your invisible box and and help me out!	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2029	Guys just tell me!! My date is right there. Do I have a booger??	1.2222	0.05026	126	107	10	9
2030	First Date Nightmare v.33.2	1.2222	0.04682	90	71	18	1
2031	good thing I'm blind because I'd never know if I were surrounded by mimes	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2032	I suggested the twins try sign language, but it's been a slippery slope.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
2033	Is there something on my face?	1.2213	0.04434	122	99	19	4
2034	Mime is money.	1.2212	0.04119	113	89	23	1
2035	What they’re trying to say is, it’s not you, it’s me	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
2036	Sure, Little Paris is just as romantic.	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
2037	Let me guess: Marcel Marceau?	1.2212	0.05142	113	95	11	7
2038	Okay. Now I wish I had a gun.	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
2039	I couldn't find the words to say, "it's over!"	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
2040	Street Silence	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2041	NO I REALLY DON'T MIME, BUT I DO HAVE TO GO OUI,OUI	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
2042	I'm going back to the dog, these support mimes are not really working out "	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2043	Oh, you can see them too?	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2044	Will the real Marcel Marceau please sit down…..	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2045	Did I mention I’m a triplet?	1.2211	0.03566	95	79	14	2
2046	Must be pretty sweet on that side of the invisible wall.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2047	Don't make them upset. It' might cause a major diplomatic dispute with France	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2048	Hey, just mime your own business, will ya?	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2049	So, can we talk about your ridiculous performance in front of my parents last night.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
2050	When I said we should work on nonverbal communication, that's not what I meant.	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
2051	I'm never going to say I like escargot.	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
2052	Do you think they can mime getting on a bus and going to New Jersey?	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
2053	Our therapist did suggest we work on our non-verbal communication.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
2054	I preferred it when they were traffic light windscreen washers.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2055	They’re asking if you don’t mime, could they tag along.	1.2206	0.04390	136	112	18	6
2056	I like it when YOU pay attention to me.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
2057	I guess this is the benefit to getting vaccinated.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2058	Our relationship can't continue with all your charades.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2059	I’m trying my best to let you know, you make me feel emotionally boxed in!	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2060	What is yours is mime, and what is mime is yours....want to call the whole thing off?	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
2061	My face mimes no kiss but my soul says you are a loser.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2062	Not even my big brother Kenny could make me flinch.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2063	Let's go to your place! 'Mime' is too annoying!	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2064	My body, my choice.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2065	New friends?	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2066	Am I this conspicuous?"	1.2198	0.04636	91	72	18	1
2067	You’re the one who wanted a quiet neighborhood.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2068	If we do end up sleeping together, you can't say anything.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2069	?" " !	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2070	This is a blind date, right	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2071	Pay up or next time it'll be ventriloquists.	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2072	C’est quoi ça?	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
2073	Assistive emoti-mimes…free with my Botox treatment!	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2074	Can I borrow your gun?	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2075	Ne touche pas!	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2076	Sorry I thought you said you wanted me to “mime and dine” you.	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
2077	You said you couldn’t see this pimple.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2078	The word ‘zit’ obviously didn’t come up in their training.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2079	The police say this year's mime rate has doubled.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2080	How mimes let you know you you’re missing your mask.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2081	Mmmmmm mm mmmm mmm mmmmmm!	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2082	If I shoot them, can I claim self-defense? No wait, they're mimes. I don't need an excuse.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
2083	Yeah, I'M the black sheep in the family.	1.2188	0.05774	96	82	7	7
2084	Looks like we’ve wandered into the Mime District.	1.2188	0.04492	96	76	19	1
2085	They’re saying, ‘You should leave him. He’s such a dweeb. You can do so much getter…better. So much better.’	1.2188	0.04492	96	76	19	1
2086	It isn’t you, it’s mimes.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
2087	I don´t know how to mime in French	1.2185	0.04944	119	100	12	7
2088	Can we please go back to the Kareoke bar?	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
2089	I said I liked your memes, not your mimes"	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
2090	I need some mime to think it over.	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
2091	Charles, I paid these mimes to tell you I’m carrying your sister’s baby. I don’t know how more obvious I can be.	1.2182	0.04161	110	92	14	4
2092	I asked for a "salon treatment".	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2093	Louder!	1.2178	0.04361	101	80	20	1
2094	I just asked them for directions to a restroom.	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2095	So, this is your idea of giving me the silent treatment?	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2096	Are you saying he use to be part of your group?	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2097	A break? Was it something I said?	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2098	Does this means we’re no longer on speaking terms?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2099	Sorry, but when it comes to men, I've learned to trust my femimime intuition.	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2100	Can you tell them to stop, I just got a nose job"	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2101	Ugh, I’m guessing now is not a good time?	1.2177	0.04660	124	103	15	6
2102	Mime seeing other people	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
2103	Just don't stare like you don't understand!	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2104	She seems expressionless. What do you think?	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
2105	Do not give me the silent treatment, ok?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2106	I told you not to consult the Marcel Marceau dermatology group.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2107	I know, it makes no sense, but they're CDC mimes encouraging mask use.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
2108	I should've told you about the mime/nose thing.	1.2170	0.05017	106	88	13	5
2109	My glass case of emotion now has fingerprints.	1.2170	0.04345	106	87	16	3
2110	Charged with mimes against humanity.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
2111	This isn't nearly as bad as when I lost my virginity.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2112	What are you tying to tell me, Bob?	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2113	There will always be those who undermime your actions	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2114	They're trying to get inside my invisible box.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2115	You're the one who told me to told me to act on my innermost thoughts. Anything you want to say?	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2116	Just another day in DUMBO	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2117	Do you mind going back to the car? I forgot my mask.	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2118	I have a mime like a steel trap.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2119	Would you please smack these guys with your purse?	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
2120	Ugh. Close mimers.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2121	Behold the subtle signs of robbery-by-mime, intended to bewilder any passersby.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2122	Of course, Mademoiselle, we can remove that mole easily ...	1.2162	0.04128	111	88	22	1
2123	This is all my mom’s fault. She hired them, not me.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2124	So, is this a thing?	1.2162	0.05023	111	93	12	6
2125	The boss said I need to work on my non-verbal communication.	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2126	Did you bring your gun?	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2127	I've been feeling pretty boxed in lately, and I don't know why.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
2128	This is not the quiet stroll I had in mind.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2129	Cat got your tongue?	1.2159	0.04698	88	70	17	1
2130	It's the new mandate for non-compliance.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2131	Wouldn’t be simpler to get directions via GPS?	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
2132	Guess it was unrealistic to wish for both peace and quiet...	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
2133	The twins are rehearsing the mime routine.	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
2134	What is this…a mime meme…	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
2135	Perhaps next time we should bring a less bulky souvenir from Paris.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
2136	I was going to claim "irreconcilable differences," but now I'm thinking "physical or emotional abuse."	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
2137	I think they're saying; "you are magnificent, the most beautiful woman in the whole world." Now, get your hands out of your pockets, give them some Euros fast, and let's get out of here!	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2138	Why didn't you just tell me you forgot to get the theater tickets?	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2139	You flew me all the way to Paris just to meet the Marceau twins?	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2140	The mimes are performing a meme.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2141	Come on, just acknowledge them then we can move on...	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2142	Ellen's siblings remind her of the good old days, before her marriage.	1.2151	0.04548	93	74	18	1
2143	Well at least one of us is thinking outside the box.	1.2151	0.04548	93	74	18	1
2144	Sorry honey,I thought I turned off notifications from Mime School.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2145	I thought Waldo was supposed to be hard to find".	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
2146	Be careful - at a certain point it is impossible to keep your head above water around here.	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2147	I sense you're the quiet type. I really don't need any more of that in my life.	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2148	I’m tired of playing charades with men.	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
2149	I know if you don't have anything nice to say you should say nothing at all, but this is ridiculous.	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2150	Circus clowns never looked so good to me.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2151	We’re afraid you have a zit.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2152	They recommend I give you the silent treatment.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2153	I told you everyone would notice my zit.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2154	It goes without saying they don’t trust you.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2155	My therapist recommended it. She said it's called mimesis.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2156	you know, I don't think they have anything actually to say.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2157	I told you. I wanted to try new relationships.”	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2158	I think they want you to kiss me while- oh I don't know, don't make me go to another marriage counselor.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2159	I've been suffering in silence for awhile now	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
2160	He says you must forget me, Walter. The walls between us are strong and tall.	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2161	Any ideas on how to get them back in the box?	1.2143	0.04812	84	67	16	1
2162	I think they just escaped from an imaginary lockup	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2163	They are having difficulty expressing how beautiful you are using their sign language.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2164	It's unspeakably embarrassing to see here, Tony.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2165	We're workshopping a street performance of "Contagion".	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
2166	Jan soon realized that living in a gated community of mimes would not give her the freedom from gossip she had hoped for.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
2167	I feel that the added contextualization makes for a happier life.	1.2136	0.04607	103	86	13	4
2168	I know that I have pimples!	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2169	Sorry, sexual harassment is sexual harassment.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2170	Eric decided that employing a mime-for-hire service was the best way to break up with his girlfriend.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2171	Let's go by the drugstore. I need some zit cream.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2172	These are my makeup artists.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2173	Clearly, French twins with berets and striped shirts are fascinated by zits!	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2174	I think they are trying to tell you to be quiet about your nose job .	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2175	The voices in my head only do mime.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2176	You should have worn the striped top and black pants.	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2177	I thought you said what’s yours is mine!	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2178	Welcome to Paris!	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2179	Does imaginary glass protect against Covid?	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2180	Mais oui! C'est une boo-boo!	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2181	He says you're the architect. So where's the door?	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2182	I’m not sure but I believe you are being mugged.	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
2183	If this is going to work, you need to understand that I come with baggage.	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
2184	Go for help, Lassie.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2185	Could it be animal, vegetable or mineral?	1.2130	0.05104	108	91	11	6
2186	Quick, find an invisible box.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2187	Are you trying to tell me something, Bob?”	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
2188	Honey, do you speak mime?	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2189	Just what I need, more silent treatment.	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2190	Ooooh-la-la! They are trying to let you know that you have a Gallic nose.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2191	I thought this would be a good conversation starter for our first post vaccination date”	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2192	I think mask miming is missing the point	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2193	Haven’t you got anything to say?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2194	Doubtless, any jury would dismiss all charges as self defense.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2195	I think they're performing The Sound of Silence.	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
2196	Oh, they're not mugging me, just mugging for the audience.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2197	Louder, Emile, I don’t think she hears us.	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
2198	My name isn’t Karen, you didn’t have to hire them to re-mime me.	1.2124	0.04941	113	95	12	6
2199	It’s a cute sinusitis.	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
2200	Looks like they're starting to think outside of the box	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2201	Marcel Marceau had your nose.	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2202	How are things going? Oh, Marcel Mar-so-so.	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
2203	No! I said, "I wish you were mine, not that you were mime!	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2204	Honey, take my picture! A Parisian mugging!	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2205	I said why can’t you come up with new memes, not mimes, Richard!	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2206	This is not what I meant when I said I wanted more attention, Paul.	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2207	Call me boorish but I’d just say, “Chloe, your nose is running.”	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
2208	Maybe you're right, vacation in Paris was a bad idea!	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2209	DO YOU THINK THAT WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TALKED DURING THE MIME'S ACT?	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
2210	How do I get them trapped in the box?	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
2211	If this is your idea of giving me the silent treatment, I am not amused.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2212	It’s mime for “anxiety.”	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
2213	No, I said I wished we had more personal 'times.'	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2214	Can't you just come out and say it?	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2215	It is a pretty big pimple…	1.2118	0.05820	85	72	8	5
2216	Remember when I told you I had over performing, silent partners?	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
2217	This is how I'll draw attention to myself at work.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2218	'You can't do you own dirty work, so you hire a couple of skit-men.'	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2219	Turns out it’s even more annoying when they can’t say, “I’m not touching you.”	1.2115	0.04024	104	82	22	0
2220	You better not say anything.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2221	I said “calls to mind.”!	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2222	really, lots of people do threesomes	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2223	Put them back in their boxes.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2224	Just act normal	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2225	I just feel really boxed in right now.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2226	When mimes go quarantine crazy ....	1.2111	0.04605	90	72	17	1
2227	What... Do I have a pimple?	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2228	They want me to understand that Mimesplaining and Mansplaining are two totally different things.	1.2111	0.05805	90	77	7	6
2229	I think they call it a tete noire.	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
2230	Mugged by mimes! Are they trying to say "Put your hands up"?	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2231	Do you know these guys?	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2232	Dont blame me ....you wanted to stop and watch their act.	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
2233	I'm gonna guess, "That tip your friend just left us really stinks!"	1.2110	0.04434	109	91	14	4
2234	Hey, it’s the new Aunt Je-MIME-a.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2235	I'm tired of waiting for you to read my mind, this is my last resort...	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2236	Two mimes walked into a bar, and you can guess the rest.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2237	I wanted to go with Pfizer or Moderna but my HMO only would pay for Marcel Marceau	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2238	Because I submitted the identical caption five times for last week's contest, that's why.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2239	You wouldn't happen to have any invisible fire?	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2240	I can't go. It seems I forgot my eye make-up.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2241	It's about mime.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2242	They just spoiled my surprise birthday party.	1.2100	0.04094	100	79	21	0
2243	Goodbye, Chip. I can’t stand the silent treatment.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2244	Any idea for how to mime “F… Off! ?	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2245	Be careful don’t walk through the window pane!	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2246	In answer to your question, I actually said 'I love MINE more."	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2247	Go meme yourselves.	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
2248	I carry an invisible wall around with me just for these situations.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2249	I said "I'm in a box" three times.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2250	They're trying to figure out how she broke out of her invisible box	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2251	I shouldn't have let them out of their box.	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2252	I've been two-miming them.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2253	Lenny! Would you please tell them to mime their own business?!!!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2254	It may be a bit unconventional but mime asking you to marry me.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2255	I can't see you any more, I'm in a box.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2256	@ “No, I’m NOT his twin!”	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2257	I think they are trying to let us know that I am blocking the entrance to their invisible glass box.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2258	worst proposal ever	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2259	They' re assuring me you kiss and don't tell.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2260	Honey, when you said our love makes you speechless, I did not envision a proposal via mimes.	1.2088	0.05529	91	77	9	5
2261	Yet another reason the mimes were single, they didn't know not to point out flaws.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2262	Shut up, Harold. Mansplaining mimesplaining is not helping at all.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2263	Eeney, meeney, miney moe . . .	1.2088	0.05529	91	77	9	5
2264	Diane, you are not in the box	1.2088	0.05529	91	77	9	5
2265	Don't even blink,or they'll sense your fear!	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2266	Quick, give me back that invisible twenty.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2267	John, did I tell you I have these paranoid fantasies, that seem so real?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2268	Five syllables sound like the word nose.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2269	I don't know whether they want me to kiss you or borrow your 'phone.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2270	They ran out of interpreters.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2271	Taking those first date awkward silences to a whole other level.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2272	Are you trying to make me see some good in him?	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
2273	They've been following me since I mentioned the invisible barrier that prevents women from reaching leadership roles.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2274	Honey, the kids are home from college.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2275	Why do the French,pick other people’s noses, I thought it was tourists’pockets?	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2276	This is prime mime crime rhyme time.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2277	Actually, I simply asked for a couple of limes.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2278	Love means never having to say you're sorry. Or anything else, for that matter.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2279	Um,your place or mine!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2280	They think I could change my life with a makeover.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2281	That's quite a blemish, my lady!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2282	Madam, you have the perfect optics.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2283	I don't know that stereo silence is going to catch on..." -Carrie E. Perlman, New York, N	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2284	Wow... this date was "mimeblowing".	1.2078	0.04654	77	61	16	0
2285	They promised they wouldn’t talk during the movie.	1.2078	0.04654	77	61	16	0
2286	I wasn't the one who invited them to play Charades.	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2287	I am fluent in Fuck.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2288	Don't worry, they're not contagious	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2289	Did I mention..you get me..you get them?	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2290	Bob didn't know if he should tell Judy that she had a zit, but hoped she would just figure it out.	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
2291	I prefer to see you walking against the wind	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2292	No one knows a nose like mime.	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2293	Listen up! He has a S.P.A.M. (Speaking-People Against Memes) membership card in his pocket.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2294	You seriously thought I’d date anyone in my drama class?	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2295	You have the right to remain silent.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2296	It's my penalty for trying to think outside the box.	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
2297	I think they're lost.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2298	For God’s sake Ted give them your wallet—it’s a bore-up!	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2299	Edward, are you trying to tell me something?	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2300	Between the four of us you could at least say something.	1.2072	0.04362	111	93	14	4
2301	Why are they picking “mime” nose?	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2302	Something about French miming always confuses me.	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2303	Umh, are you sure your right hand is in the right place?	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2304	You leave me speechless.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2305	Some people in my acting class are kind of needy.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2306	I think they're into appreciation, but not to touch.	1.2069	0.04368	87	69	18	0
2307	I’ve always hated mimes. Don’t know whether to kick them ‘You know where’, or remove my sweater.	1.2069	0.04368	87	69	18	0
2308	You know I hate when you give me the silent treatment but this is getting ridiculous.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
2309	I hate when they talk behind my back.	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
2310	I told you to think outside the box.	1.2066	0.03878	121	97	23	1
2311	Of course we're done. Or do I have to mimesplain it?	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
2312	? ? ? ⚠️	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2313	Yes I understand Covid transmission.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2314	Plan Mime from Outer Alsace	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2315	I guess it's better to be mimed than mugged.	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2316	Don't I get a safe word or something?	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2317	Can we have social distancing from mime artists?	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2318	Lovey, make them leave me alone. Please please not say something.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2319	I meant to choose the blind date app, not the deaf date one.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2320	My mimes and we should have a drink.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2321	We’re mimes AND memes!	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2322	My last name is Wall	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2323	I raised my hand to participate ten years ago, and they haven’t left since.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2324	I'm still trying to figure out how they escaped from that glass box.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2325	I got this. Mime you own business.	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
2326	See, THIS is why I didn't want to go to France.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2327	My twin brothers are back from France.	1.2059	0.04258	102	82	19	1
2328	I really am against any kind of violence, but for these guys I will make an exception.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2329	They say 90% of your first impression of someone is non-verbal	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2330	I’m French…very French.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2331	Don’t worry. I can translate. You have a booger in your nose.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2332	Get the hell out of my face, you mucking fimes.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2333	Enough of your problems! Can't you see I have my own person mime-field to traverse?	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2334	These are the woke protesters I read about. They're called quiet riot.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2335	I’m sorry, I left this off my dating profile.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2336	There's something I really need to express, Doug.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2337	Mime eyes are only for him.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2338	These clowns are still more intelligent than Biden's economic advisors.	1.2056	0.05098	107	91	10	6
2339	You should mime your business.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2340	Only the French could come up with 'Covid Mimes'	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2341	It's called a mouth. Use it.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2342	Mime tired of your friends	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2343	Enough, just tell me how you feel!!	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2344	Honey, mother called. She's coming for the holidays!	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2345	I know you are trying to tell me something about my wonderful husband, but this isn’t working.	1.2051	0.04785	117	99	12	6
2346	Silence is goading	1.2048	0.05878	83	71	7	5
2347	You do have a pimple!	1.2048	0.04457	83	66	17	0
2348	Helicopter mimes.	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
2349	Mimes, really!? You truly have gone out of your way to try and win this staring contest.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2350	I think everyone involved has the right to remain silent.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2351	Didn't we take this vacation to get AWAY from the kids?	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2352	Sorry, I don’t speak French.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2353	The baguette thief has been apprehended	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2354	Don't mime if I do.	1.2043	0.04602	93	78	12	3
2355	That’s a rhinoplasty in name only.	1.2043	0.05418	93	79	9	5
2356	I don't care what you said, Stanley. This is not 'the silent treatment.'	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2357	In Paris they do unspeakable things if you resist.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2358	Your mom told you no one would notice, she lied.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2359	Don't they see I'm in an invisible box?	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2360	What’s mime is yours!	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2361	They're warning me you're not a very good listener.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2362	I always end up getting stuck with the strong and silent type.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2363	So you're giving me the silent treatment?	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
2364	ah the French poking fun at women for her clothes	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2365	Mime Kamph	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2366	This sunscreen makes them think I'm one of them.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2367	They're telling me to not be deceived by your charismatic demeanor.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2368	Frank, you would have known that I was leaving you if you just read my mime......	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2369	It's French for try Botox.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2370	Meet the neighbours night at mime school was always a bit fraught.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2371	I told you we should have taken the ferry.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2372	I thought you said we didn’t need to worry about mime in the streets?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2373	They are handymen.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
2374	Tell him 'no.'. You're not ready for a commitment.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2375	It was great to meet your kids yesterday. I'd like to introduce you to mime.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2376	How did YOU get out of the box?	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2377	You have such potential, with time and practice you could be French.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2378	I farted in an elevator and a Gypsy cursed me. Silent but deadly is what she said would be my fate.	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
2379	stay silent-don't look	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
2380	Wanna come back to mime?	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2381	Oh no, I'm fine! These are my therapy mimes!	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
2382	When mimes attack…	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2383	I meant Meme,not mime	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2384	Your silent treatment is next-level.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2385	We forget that before Banksy, there was Marcel Marceau.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2386	They're a street panto where I'm to declare, 'Oh, yes I am,' and the audience member shouts, 'Oh, no you're not!'	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2387	Yes, Botox expressive support teams are a thing, you monster.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2388	A deaf, dumb & blind date	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2389	I forgot to call my mom.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2390	What time are your parents leaving again?	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2391	Trust me honey, you look fine. I don't know what they're talking about"	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
2392	You've dealt with the glass ceiling before, now it's the glass wall	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
2393	Why can't they just mime their own business?	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
2394	I warned you the theater district wasn't safe yet. Just give them your imaginary purse, and let's get the hell out of here.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2395	Throw me an invisible rope and slowly drag me away from here.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2396	Sorry I'm late. Got a dollar for these guys?	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2397	There's exaggerated concerned whether it's a mole or a freckle...	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2398	Okay, enough with the silent treatment.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2399	They're sad, wondering why "Send in the Mimes" wasn't as big a hit.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2400	They won't admit it but they appear to be lost as well.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2401	Bob, some help here please.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2402	It's not what you say, it's what you do that counts	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2403	How do I find mime interpretation as a career? It's unspeakable.	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2404	Honey, I much rather prefer the traditional silent treatment.	1.2020	0.03655	99	85	11	3
2405	They are my new diet coaches.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2406	You want to make it clear you are hungry?	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
2407	I know this one. "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you."	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2408	They followed me out of the library.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2409	It's not illegal to kill mimes in this State, is it?	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2410	It’s the latest thing. I hired these guys to propose to you.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2411	"So much for 'no-make up makeup'."	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2412	Well, you’ve got your entourage of “the guys” … and I’ve got mime!	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
2413	Do you mime?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
2414	They want to know if you know how to get to Carnegie Hall.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2415	Sorry - I thought I was downloading Minecraft.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2416	I guess just sending postcards has gone out of style.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2417	Just say it; do we have a second date or not?	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2418	I hope you don't mind.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2419	Mimes are recession-proof.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2420	To be honest, I have mixed flailings about you.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2421	I don’t know if you should call 911 or Marcel Marceau.	1.2000	0.03922	105	89	13	3
2422	Kiss Him	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2423	Silence is violence.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2424	They're so passive-aggressive.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
2425	I think they're saying there's a guy trapped in a box.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2426	I don’t know how to communicate this to you, Jeff…	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2427	I was wishing for a new paradigm, but I got this.	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
2428	Are we going to play charades, or what?	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2429	I hate Mondays.	1.2000	0.04201	85	70	14	1
2430	best don't say it	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2431	A classic case of the 'silent treatment'	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2432	Maybe she’s in her trans(trance) phase.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2433	Coffee? Just you and me? I wish!	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2434	They're body language translators.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2435	Did you hear that New Yorker cartoons are starting to become self-aware?" / "I wonder if that will make them any funnier." / "Probably not.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2436	I'm getting, "Don't talk to him. He's got jazz hands."	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2437	Guys, that invasion of personal space is SOO Marcel Marceau-circa-1972.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
2438	So, what are your thoughts on performance art?	1.2000	0.05519	90	77	8	5
2439	Please get me out of this box	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2440	Geet these clowns away from me.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2441	These aren't the same mimes from your profile picture.	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
2442	I'm sorry but your non-verbal cues are still hard to read.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2443	Who you going to believe? Them or me	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2444	Mime over matter!	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2445	I would just tell them to mime their own business.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2446	Another distant relative died last week. What's new with you?	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2447	Washington Square. All the way from Washington Square.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2448	She's really there, Marcel and Henri. You can't mime her back.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2449	Mime Incels.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2450	Man I hate the French	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2451	I hope to God that you’re fluent in Mime!	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2452	I think they’re more afraid of us than we are of them.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2453	No, I listen to the one on my right.	1.2000	0.04043	110	89	20	1
2454	I don’t like, “Hey Baby” in mime either.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2455	You’re too late, cat got it last week.	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
2456	Having put a lot of effort into learning French, tourists realize too late that locals do not speak	1.2000	0.04969	110	94	10	6
2457	Dermimetologists	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2458	Way to be a statue, honey!	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2459	Wadya think, mace or pepper spray?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2460	Don't worry,they know you did it,but they won't say anything	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2461	Something about "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus…" Mimes are from Uranus.	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2462	Well, she did say on the dating site that she wasn't a big talker.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2463	This used to be a nice neighborhood.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2464	See why I don’t speak to my exes?	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2465	They’re giving me mixed messages. Just like you.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2466	Again? Words escape me.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2467	I'm sorry, Neil. Somehow I feel like there's this wall between us.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2468	I said I was a fan of memes, not mimes!	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2469	I said I wanted to go out for a good time, not pantomime!	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
2470	Its my own fault I gave them a baguette now they follow me everywhere.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
2471	Impersonation is not a joke. Millions of people get their identity stolen.	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
2472	Can you gentleman mime your own business?	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2473	I suppose it's not catcalling if they are silent.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2474	When "meeting up with a friend of mime" is not a type-o...	1.1982	0.04011	111	90	20	1
2475	See if they know flipping the bird.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2476	Guess it's time for a booster Marcel vax, huh?	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
2477	You've got your troubles I've got mime.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2478	If you think this makes up for your lack of demonstrativeness, you’re wrong.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2479	I'm getting prep'd for my first virtual dermatologist appointment.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2480	When I said, "Let's keep our wedding plans quiet," this isn't what I meant.	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2481	There two mimes without a single thought.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2482	Maybe they'd leave you alone if you didn't stand so still?	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2483	10 yd. penalty for taunting.	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
2484	I though you spoke French	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2485	I think they're trying to tell us we're lost. --Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa.	1.1980	0.05078	101	86	10	5
2486	Take your phone out—a picture is worth a thousand words.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2487	Our city is getting overrun with mime.	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2488	I think I just entered the sixth stage of grief.	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2489	They are warning me that you are the quiet type	1.1979	0.05261	96	82	9	5
2490	I can't go out with you, Fred. The warning mimes are telling me to stop, that we'd have nothing to talk about.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2491	See! Dr. Goldstein's $300 laser facials are NOT a waist of money...	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2492	I know you are mad, but can we stop with the silent treatment.	1.1979	0.04088	96	77	19	0
2493	Look honey, 2 annoying Frenchmen want to help you with your makeup.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2494	Alors, ma cherie. We have ze perfect makeover pour vous.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2495	I fell for that once,tip them early and they stop and go away. This time I'll wait until the end of the act	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2496	See how desperate I am to get you to pay attention to my feelings?	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2497	No Todd, I didn't take your Air Fryer.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2498	Is there anything you want to tell me about your time in Paris Jim?	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2499	Do tell them to mime their own business.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2500	Another reason I deleted Twitter.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2501	I was just miming my own business.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2502	[shrug]	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2503	Please tell us how you make your noodle pudding.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2504	Don't say a thing. Show them your vacination card instead.	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
2505	Tell them I'm not blind, but I've never learned to read mime in French.	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2506	I filed for a restraining order but the judge ruled that they just can’t be in the same building as me.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2507	Don’t take it personally. They don’t want me talking to anyone.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2508	Hello darkness, my old friend....	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2509	The mimes are for my kid's birthday party. I had to test run them. Making sure they have family-friendly stuff.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2510	YOU wanted the twins to go to circus school, Chad, so YOU can have custody.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2511	I left my mace in my other purse. Can I use yours?	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2512	Is this your idea of spicing up our relationship?	1.1977	0.05687	86	74	7	5
2513	I just think we need some space while we figure things out.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2514	You took me to Paris for this?	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2515	Street mimes make Karen laugh	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2516	Do I have a lifeline?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2517	Well fellas I'm at a loss for words too.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2518	Think outside the box.	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2519	My therapist thinks they'll help me think outside the box.	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2520	They're insisting you have something to confess...or are you also suddenly speechless?	1.1977	0.04158	86	71	14	1
2521	I believe that they are trying to communicate that if we don’t turn over our monkey they’ll…er…rip our hats off?	1.1975	0.05937	81	70	6	5
2522	I was not looking forward to Mimes on Call doing a street encounter	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2523	My therapist said the next step will be antidepressants.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2524	You really don’t listen, do you? I said I was getting into bitmining, NOT zit miming.	1.1975	0.05937	81	70	6	5
2525	I meant to search for memes.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2526	Why can’t you just TELL ME you don’t like my eye shadow?	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
2527	They say they are mimes, but they aspire to be memes.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2528	Don't say a word and maybe they will go away	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2529	Do these mimes make my nose look big?	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
2530	This is your cousins from Paris version of dialing it back ?	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2531	Meet Jane’s former fiancée.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2532	Is it strange that there are bricks in random spots on the wall and the rest of it is just blank?	1.1964	0.04886	112	96	10	6
2533	At least they're quiet. The improv comics never stop talking.	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
2534	I think what my brothers are trying to ask is “Have we kissed yet or are we trapped in a box?” Although I’m not sure about that last part.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
2535	Don’t make me show you again.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2536	You bet a million dollars that your birthday present would make me laugh hysterically. You lose.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
2537	Sic our invisible Bullmastiff on them, please?	1.1963	0.04868	107	91	11	5
2538	Call the cops, hon. I appear to be a victim of street mime.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2539	All I said was that I would like some time that was just mine.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2540	They are either saying not to get near you or that you are wearing lipstick	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2541	We really need to make some new friends”.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2542	One must be very patient in the presence of mimes.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2543	They're indicating you're no friend of mime.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2544	Clean the snoot out of him.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2545	I'm told it's not harassment if they don't speak and they're not touching you.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2546	This beyond the glass box phase of miming has gone too far.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2547	I wasn’t amused, so they’re giving me the silent treatment.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2548	I'd rather go home and listen to Smokey's 'Tears of a Clown.'	1.1959	0.04051	97	78	19	0
2549	From what I've gathered, it's nothing my parents haven't said about you.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2550	You never hear what I'm saying!	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2551	If they make you uncomfortable I'll tell them to leave.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2552	By far your worst silent treatment yet.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
2553	It's my way of telling you we're through.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2554	I guess it was a bad connection. I thought you said bring mimes, not bring limes.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
2555	For God’s sakes, dear, I thought you were a poor conversationalist!	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2556	When did street dermatology become the thing?	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2557	Non, c'est une tache de rousseur	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2558	Thank goodness for your protective glass box!	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2559	Why didn't you say your brothers were in town?	1.1957	0.04159	92	74	18	0
2560	Yes, I will.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2561	Ummm, do you remember when I said I had an embarrassing mé·nage à trois?	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2562	Hear the silence? Get used to living with it.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2563	I should've wore makeup today.	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2564	They're telling you to just be quiet and make jazz hands, and it's really not a bad suggestion, to be honest.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2565	My company is trying new ways to make employees feel happy during lunch breaks.	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2566	How many times have I told you .. To mime your own business...	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2567	They're helping me with my non-verbals.	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
2568	Linda tried to evince a calm demeanor, remembering that the native fauna were known to be more curious than aggressive. But she did begin to wonder whether Gregory would be any help at all if things turned ugly.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2569	You'll have to excuse those two for not speaking.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2570	Do you think the quartet would have been more romantic?	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2571	I have a sore throat so just ask them.	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
2572	These guys are like a bad fart, silent but deadly.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2573	It's not personal. They never talked to my ex-wife either.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
2574	Their critiques are silent but deadly	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2575	Ugh...MIMES. I think I'd rather be attacked by a nice street gang.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2576	Don't just stand there, call Mime-1-1.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2577	Shhh... stay perectly still... their vision is based on movement...	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
2578	He's not the One!	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2579	‘Leave it to the French to come-up with a kinder and gentler way to enforce their COVID-19 Universal Masking Mandate.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2580	Their non-verbal communication is just not good enough!	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
2581	It's ok, they aren't really doing this	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
2582	I feel invisible around you.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
2583	Not touching. Can't. Get. Mad.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2584	They're with MMMP: Marceau's Malignant Mole Patrol.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
2585	The beauty police provide helpful tips on fillers-street side	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2586	This looks like a lot of senseless double miming to me!	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2587	I’m not good at charades, but I think they’re giving us the evil eye.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2588	Sorry , I think we have to stop seeing each other. Trying to communicate with you is becoming far too literally like walking into a mime field. Tic Tic Boom, good-bye.	1.1942	0.05354	103	90	6	7
2589	How did this guy on my left get inside the glass box?	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2590	I see you feel strongly about this.	1.1942	0.04986	103	88	10	5
2591	They're mime muggers. Just give them your wallet and don't say a word.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2592	I think she and her friend are statues because they aren't cracking a smile and don't seem to be alarmed.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2593	Don’t move ! They might get agitated and attack!	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2594	See, Jeanette, I told you to dress for the occasion.”	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2595	And I thought the James Corden flashmob was annoying.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2596	Mime meme molestation	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2597	I'm going to join them and find my voice.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2598	No, no this is not the audition … he’s your real boyfriend.	1.1939	0.05161	98	84	9	5
2599	I think it's the booger patrol.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2600	Can they help me fake an orgasm with you	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2601	I took a chance; you sounded ‘normal’ on the phone.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2602	The Mime’s have it. We’re breaking up.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2603	My friends? They said nothing.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2604	It's a new trend - Mime mugging	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2605	I told you I hated mime games.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2606	They are claiming you have culturally appropriated their eye makeup	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2607	Ignore them . . . they don't know what they're talking about!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2608	People tend to laugh in my face	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2609	So Marcel Marceau was your grandfather?	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2610	Excuse me, but do you speak mime?	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
2611	When Harry Met Sally...and her Brothers.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2612	It’s awfully quiet around here.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2613	Harold,if we survive this mugging by these mimes,promise me,we must never mention a word of it.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2614	I don't understand what they're trying to tell me. I don't speak French.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2615	I ran out of face masks, they are miming one for me.	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
2616	Don't resist, lady. Give them your imaginary jewelry!	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2617	Why couldn’t you just ask me yourself to marry you?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2618	I get it. What’s so special about me that made you leave the street mimes?	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
2619	Just give me a damn tissue!	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2620	Quick, get the box !	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2621	Don’t mime me”	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2622	You see me in your future, but I don't see you in mime.	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2623	Damn it! I shouldn't have said "no" to being innoculated against creepy mime disease.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2624	No more medical marijuana for me!	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2625	The doctor recommended them. He said they'll help the problems I've been having with my box.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
2626	They will mime you until you react . Try biting them .	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2627	No. I asked for an example of a meme."	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2628	They think I'm a person of interest.	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
2629	Honey, I think he means we won't let her out of this glass box until you give us your money and watch	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2630	When mematic preposals game vrong.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2631	Ugh. Why can’t they mime their own business?	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
2632	How do you mime, "Get a life!"	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2633	Don't just stand there, use your French!	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
2634	Welcome to Montreal.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2635	Get these French faggots away from me	1.1923	0.05306	104	91	6	7
2636	Yours, mime and ours?	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
2637	Your friends or mime?	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
2638	Look, just relax. It's simply a state of mime.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2639	It's only the beginning Karen	1.1923	0.05127	104	90	8	6
2640	Should I have heard of you before?	1.1919	0.05112	99	85	9	5
2641	I hired male performers for my bachelorette party, but I didn’t specify what kind of performers.	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2642	They offered a vow of consonance.	1.1919	0.05112	99	85	9	5
2643	Would you like me to translate or was it pretty obvious?	1.1919	0.05112	99	85	9	5
2644	Two maquilleurs? How prodigal!	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2645	Apparently, they're saying that my stiff expression suggests I've been listening to you say nothing of substance for way too long.	1.1919	0.05112	99	85	9	5
2646	This isn't what I meant when I asked for you to tell me how you feel	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2647	OK: So I may have gone a little overboard with the sunblock	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2648	Read the body language, Phil. I’m not coming up to your apartment.	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
2649	Two incels encountering their first woman .	1.1915	0.05300	94	81	8	5
2650	I told you the plastic surgery was worth it. Even the experts can’t detect an expression.	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
2651	The only known drawing of a conversion in process.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2652	Yeah, but sweetie, I really didn't ask to be in this little vignette or play or whatever.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2653	I never knew Marcel Marceau had a twin brother	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2654	Don't worry, it will be OK as long as you stay in the glass box.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2655	I thought the third one was supposed to be ‘hear no evil’	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2656	They are dermatologists, and yes I have a zit.	1.1913	0.04604	115	98	12	5
2657	I have incurable mimes.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
2658	You're always trying to box me in.	1.1913	0.04767	115	99	10	6
2659	I think I’m safe for now until they figure out how to open the box but get help sooner than later.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2660	You wouldn’t have any suggestions on how to mime that this is my real turned-up nose, not like their phony white complexions, would you?	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
2661	I told you, Gregg, if you can't say it, you can't play it.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
2662	I didn't tip, so they're giving me the silent treatment.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2663	We can always claim self-defense.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
2664	These guys can sniff out a Bard alum at 50 yards. Just play along.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
2665	I'd rather just get mugged.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
2666	They don't seem to acknowledge my invisible glass box.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2667	They're here to make sure I don't go within 500 feet of a school.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
2668	Honey, you're just not taking our communication issues seriously.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2669	Is there something in my teeth?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2670	Extreme shyness trying to get attention.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
2671	Looks like you have mime disease	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2672	It's been great speaking with you.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
2673	Jim,I thought they were supposed to be stuck in boxes.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2674	A new pandemic?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2675	What makes you think I'm giving you the silent treatment?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2676	Don't put me in a box.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2677	They’re scared of you without your mask.	1.1905	0.03851	105	85	20	0
2678	I think I prefer the Metaverse to the Mimaverse.	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2679	How do you say, "Stop doing that in mime?"	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2680	Bob soon realized his wife was capable of murder.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2681	George, do something. This is a night mimeory.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2682	You don't wana look at what he's not 'sayin' !	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2683	my last two brain cells when i'm trying to have a conversation:	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2684	I’m sorry David, but your actions speak louder than words.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2685	If we're going to keep dating you should probably know that I don't support the troupes.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2686	I cheated on you in Paris	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2687	Yikes. The labor shortage has gotten reeeaaaally serious!	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2688	Reasons to hit the winery: mimery	1.1900	0.04069	100	84	14	2
2689	This is definitely the way to see Paris.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2690	Never mind what they don't say-- we need to talk.	1.1897	0.04729	116	100	10	6
2691	Why don't you guys mime your own business?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2692	I bet Madame La Farge never had to cope with this.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2693	Two characters in search of each other	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2694	So...they're thinking outside of the box that they created?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2695	Tell them that a mime is a terrible thing to waste on me!	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2696	So you’re trying to tell me he’s a catch?	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2697	I think next time, I won't ask for directions.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2698	I said we should "mine" our Bitcoin.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2699	I can’t get her attention either!	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2700	They misunderstood when you said you'd be putting memes up on Twitter.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2701	Poker face by Lady Gaga!	1.1895	0.05247	95	82	8	5
2702	Mime # 1 : " 'E wants to Kiss you on zee lips..." Mime # 2 : " Non ! Not wizout zee mask "	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2703	I thought you were mime--er, I mean, mine.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
2704	I said I was in the mood for some MEMES.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2705	I didn't know what to say, so...	1.1892	0.04584	74	60	14	0
2706	(Yes I will marry you.)	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2707	they say unless your vaccinated, you must wear a face shield or a mask	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
2708	Nontraditional dermatologists.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2709	Would you do me a favor and put these guys in a box?	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2710	They say that, unless you have proof of vaccination, they're building 'the box!'	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2711	you have something in your left nostril that is grossing me out	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2712	I wish I WAS in a box	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2713	I said need more time Greg…more time.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2714	Don't just stand there Kevin ..do something!	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
2715	Once you've been a mime you just can't shake the aura.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
2716	They're not mime	1.1889	0.04578	90	77	10	3
2717	At least they're not talkin' smack about me.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2718	There’s been a glitch with my FaceTime app.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2719	"Could it be that they're even more annoying in real life?"	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2720	Dermatological mimes	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2721	They can't get it open and I can't get out- please call the fire department. Their invisible box won't unlock.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2722	My performance art will be swinging my purse."	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2723	I'm sad because you don't talk to me anymore.	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
2724	Honey, remember that time when I called you annoying and you asked define annoying?	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2725	It’s ok, they’re sanitized.	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
2726	Well, yeah. He's hard to read.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2727	You could of just told me yourself that I've got something on my face."	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2728	I remember the silent treatment being less intrusive.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2729	You would tell me if people were talking about my zit, right?	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2730	Don't say it, don't even think it.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2731	They’re giving me make-up tips in mime.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2732	Don't ever go to the Mime School of Dermatology to have them look at a mole...	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2733	Get the gun. I'm rethinking the whole, "a mime is a terrible thing to waste" thing.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2734	Sorry. I don't do FaceMime.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2735	Well, can you tell I got a nose job or not?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2736	Making a Mime -Meme	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
2737	Apparently there's only one mime-sign for 'vow' whether it's of silence or marriage, so now they think we're all married.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2738	You forgot our anniversary. How many hints do you need?	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2739	I think this neighborhood has gotten too trendy.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2740	I am starting to understand why mask wearing is way up since the city began its mime-shaming program.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2741	Does this mean we'll split the tab four ways?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2742	There is no class today!	1.1880	0.04691	117	101	10	6
2743	Dana, Dana bobana Banana fana fofana Fee fi momana Dana!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2744	Do you always French on the first date?	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
2745	Quick! I really need this box.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2746	Couldn't get a sitter so my mimes had to come with.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2747	I just tested positive for the coronavirus infection and if you touch me again I will breathe heavily and non-stop and on both of you.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2748	Ze, makeup needs to be fixed before you speak with him!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2749	You said that this was a quiet town where the neighbors would keep to themselves.	1.1875	0.06250	64	55	6	3
2750	Could you please mime your own business	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
2751	My blind date escape hatch mime posse says my phone's ringing that I gotta go.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2752	The menu’s all in French.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2753	Roger, there are just too many walls between us.	1.1875	0.04391	80	65	15	0

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