Contest #781 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-11-21T17:41:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-12-05T17:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-11-29T17:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	December 6, 2021
Number of captions	5969
Number of responses	784246
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Where do you see yourself in five seconds?	1.7499	0.01350	3419	1599	1076	744
1	I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.	1.7453	0.01461	3011	1448	882	681
2	I hope that you’re not leaving me for some clown.	1.7378	0.01970	1640	793	484	363
3	I was fired recently myself.	1.7162	0.01522	2562	1227	835	500
4	So...how long has the circus been letting you work from home?	1.7142	0.01423	3180	1608	873	699
5	My place is just 35 degrees away if you need a place to crash.	1.7123	0.01551	2565	1266	771	528
6	Call to let me know you got home safe.	1.7119	0.01281	3672	1787	1156	729
7	And then when Phil described you as a 'Blonde Bombshell' I thought he was just being misogynistic.	1.7086	0.01752	2035	1018	592	425
8	It might be lower risk to just get the vaccine and fly commercial.	1.7050	0.01538	2698	1376	742	580
9	I heard you were leaving but I didn't know you were getting fired.	1.6965	0.01445	2985	1520	851	614
10	Are you sure I can't just drive you home?	1.6891	0.01517	2396	1149	843	404
11	Very impressive—my dates usually end the evening by pretending to receive a phone call.	1.6883	0.01395	3029	1512	949	568
12	I've been instructed to keep you away from the powder room.	1.6840	0.01765	1899	956	587	356
13	Not quite what I was expecting from your launch party	1.6832	0.01667	2080	1035	669	376
14	A circus? Really. And what do you do there?	1.6820	0.01388	3031	1520	955	556
15	I would say my two biggest fears are a woman leaving me and loud noises.	1.6783	0.01443	2928	1515	840	573
16	Rumor has it, you have a short fuse.	1.6753	0.01739	1845	911	622	312
17	So tell me, what sets you off?	1.6730	0.01953	1578	817	460	301
18	''When we play the 1812 Overture, that's your cue.''	1.6661	0.01726	1917	974	609	334
19	Usually, the women I meet just say they have to go the the bathroom.	1.6655	0.01498	2544	1294	807	443
20	Mind if I ask you a loaded question?	1.6632	0.01523	2479	1271	772	436
21	Or I could just get you an Uber.	1.6620	0.01546	2308	1158	772	378
22	So, what makes you think you’re going to be fired?	1.6609	0.01606	2203	1126	698	379
23	I never thought I'd find a woman of your caliber.	1.6601	0.01457	2774	1448	821	505
24	Are you sure you don't want me to call you an Uber?	1.6539	0.01591	2167	1099	719	349
25	I just got here and you're taking off?	1.6478	0.01882	1570	810	503	257
26	I admire your exit strategy.	1.6477	0.01547	2271	1158	755	358
27	I've been waiting my whole life for a woman of your caliber.	1.6442	0.01915	1526	795	479	252
28	I like a woman with an exit strategy.	1.6429	0.01790	1753	917	545	291
29	Don't often meet a woman of your caliber.	1.6418	0.01609	2253	1205	649	398
30	How refreshing to meet a woman of your caliber.	1.6410	0.02061	1362	726	399	237
31	But I'm not done explaining inflation yet.	1.6392	0.02716	801	433	224	144
32	Godspeed.	1.6392	0.01763	2148	1244	435	469
33	It's so hard to find women of your caliber.	1.6346	0.01724	1962	1061	557	344
34	In contrast, my parties usually end with a whimper.	1.6340	0.01905	1481	768	487	226
35	Its nice to meet someone of your caliber.	1.6292	0.01788	1796	972	518	306
36	Impressive exit strategy!	1.6280	0.01719	1758	905	602	251
37	Let's work out a signal so I know when you want to leave the party.	1.6273	0.01834	1607	845	516	246
38	Actually, I’m kind of a big shot myself.	1.6257	0.01778	1715	906	545	264
39	Going so soon? I was just about to explain loan amortization.	1.6244	0.01856	1672	913	474	285
40	I understand completely. I was fired just last week.”	1.6239	0.01909	1566	852	451	263
41	I requested Bach’s Canon in D. I guess they misunderstood.	1.6210	0.01854	1583	844	495	244
42	I take it you're ready to go home?	1.6178	0.01899	1494	797	471	226
43	The good news is that you are on an upward trajectory.	1.6162	0.01846	1480	766	516	198
44	I didn’t know we were doing shots.	1.6112	0.02026	1358	744	396	217
45	Will I see you again?	1.6091	0.02059	1302	713	385	204
46	Please text me to let me know you got home ok.	1.6059	0.02043	1251	670	403	177
47	Leaving so soon?	1.6038	0.02188	1224	697	315	212
48	I've never met a woman of your calibre before.	1.6032	0.02141	1202	664	351	187
49	What are you doing after launch?	1.6020	0.02161	1186	658	342	186
50	Call me when you get there so I know you made it.	1.5995	0.02119	1141	612	374	155
51	Always good to go out with a bang.	1.5991	0.02084	1140	602	393	145
52	You probably don't remember me but you came out of my birthday cake on my fortieth.	1.5986	0.02166	1131	618	349	164
53	I've been fired many times myself.	1.5982	0.02113	1140	611	376	153
54	I had no idea you’d been canonized.	1.5969	0.02297	1099	629	284	186
55	It’s a launch party	1.5932	0.02258	1052	583	314	155
56	I'd love to see you again. Can I have your trajectory?	1.5903	0.02592	864	500	218	146
57	You're loaded.	1.5881	0.02286	1010	560	306	144
58	I'm impressed! Most women I talk to just quietly walk out the door.	1.5863	0.02347	962	536	288	138
59	When you said you were getting fired, I thought you meant from your job.	1.5847	0.02335	944	520	296	128
60	Looks like we're both loaded.	1.5843	0.02432	931	530	258	143
61	Thanks for inviting me to your going away party.	1.5838	0.02440	925	527	256	142
62	Bernice, this has gone far enough. Break down and get vaxxed so you can fly in a plane like everybody else.	1.5835	0.02522	922	542	222	158
63	Are you new to speed dating too?	1.5829	0.02534	923	546	216	161
64	Where will we find another woman of your caliber?	1.5804	0.02477	889	507	248	134
65	Heading out?	1.5804	0.02551	796	443	244	109
66	Why don’t you let me call you a cab?	1.5794	0.02436	882	494	265	123
67	1. "Will you miss me? Or should I move over a few feet just to make sure?"	1.5720	0.02549	813	463	235	115
68	Is this your first launch party?	1.5716	0.02567	768	429	239	100
69	Is someone expecting you or are you just going to drop in?	1.5702	0.02534	784	438	245	101
70	Maybe I'll catch you later.	1.5700	0.02474	793	436	262	95
71	Wow,and I only learned how to make bread during the pandemic.	1.5691	0.02609	782	449	221	112
72	Time to go home. You're loaded.	1.5682	0.03463	491	296	111	84
73	I had something else in mind when I asked if you wanted to do shots with me.	1.5667	0.02709	757	445	195	117
74	Can I get you a drink? A light?	1.5665	0.02677	752	436	206	110
75	No, really, it's easy. You just download the app and a car picks you up whenever you need one.	1.5630	0.02635	730	412	221	94
76	Okay, boomer.	1.5580	0.02796	681	398	186	97
77	This might be a long shot, but are you free later?	1.5574	0.02791	680	397	187	96
78	You must be a boomer	1.5570	0.02815	675	396	182	97
79	Think about the journey, not the destination.	1.5561	0.02782	642	365	197	80
80	It’s so original to launch the author instead of the book .	1.5551	0.02995	663	410	138	115
81	I've been searching for a woman of your caliber for years.	1.5545	0.02808	660	384	186	90
82	I'll keep it quick. Recently divorced. No kids. Software engineer. And I love the circus.	1.5542	0.02841	655	384	179	92
83	Are you sure I can't get you an Uber instead?	1.5504	0.02825	645	376	183	86
84	Normally, I would say, 'See you later.'	1.5497	0.02799	624	356	193	75
85	As a performance artist myself, I feel obligated to tell you that this has 'one and done' written all over it.	1.5491	0.02828	652	383	180	89
86	Glad you could make the launch party.	1.5490	0.02734	663	381	200	82
87	I would offer you another drink but you already look fully loaded to me.	1.5465	0.02911	613	361	169	83
88	I must say, I've never met anyone of your caliber before.	1.5465	0.02920	613	362	167	84
89	I don't think I've ever met a woman of your caliber before	1.5445	0.03136	584	361	128	95
90	I've always admired women of your caliber.	1.5441	0.03139	590	367	125	98
91	I had no idea this is what you meant when you said, "I want to go to that party and get loaded".	1.5429	0.02979	595	354	157	82
92	Most girls just have one of their friends call them with a fake emergency.	1.5420	0.02969	572	335	164	73
93	I am sorry, but Carol has a strict policy on those who overstay their welcome.	1.5414	0.02947	567	329	169	69
94	You go ahead - I’ll meet you there.	1.5414	0.02969	580	342	162	76
95	That's funny. The 1812 Overture is my favorite Tchaikovsky piece too!	1.5408	0.02938	564	326	171	67
96	if that's the only way out of here, i'm next.	1.5394	0.03005	558	328	159	71
97	I just realized I've been doing all the talking!	1.5378	0.03003	556	327	159	70
98	It’s not often that I come to these gatherings and meet a woman of such high caliber.	1.5373	0.03118	549	332	139	78
99	Some launch party, huh?	1.5359	0.02932	543	311	173	58
100	I'm pretty loaded myself!	1.5337	0.03074	534	317	149	68
101	Let's talk about this when you're not so loaded.	1.5333	0.03171	525	318	134	73
102	So, you've been cannonized?	1.5333	0.03228	525	323	124	78
103	In fact, it's not the most humiliating way a woman has tried to get out of a conversation with me."	1.5326	0.03150	537	327	134	76
104	Wait, let me tell you about the second half of the insurance seminar.	1.5326	0.03115	522	311	144	67
105	Loose cannon?" I didn't mean it—it's a figure of speech!	1.5315	0.02957	540	313	167	60
106	Just give me some kind of signal when you're ready to leave.	1.5311	0.03156	531	323	134	74
107	No, no, no, no — it's one's entrance that should be dramatic.	1.5311	0.03087	531	317	146	68
108	Oh, ha ha, I thought you said this was a lunch date.	1.5310	0.03202	516	314	130	72
109	Enough about me, what do you do for fun?	1.5298	0.03137	504	299	143	62
110	Shall I take this as a "no"?	1.5281	0.03242	498	303	127	68
111	I hope that sound is my Gin Fizz.	1.5280	0.03377	500	316	104	80
112	So that's no to sharing a cab?	1.5277	0.03203	506	307	131	68
113	This is my first visit to a divorce reveal party.	1.5261	0.03340	498	312	110	76
114	Arms have a constitutional right to bear people.	1.5249	0.03298	482	295	121	66
115	I'm not boring you, am I?	1.5249	0.03143	503	301	140	62
116	I guess I misunderstood when you said we were coming to get loaded.	1.5239	0.03197	481	287	136	58
117	Bob told me you were a loose canon	1.5236	0.03234	487	295	129	63
118	Are you heading out?	1.5228	0.03165	482	286	140	56
119	No, they still aren't paying attention to you.	1.5221	0.03116	498	296	144	58
120	No problem. The window's open.	1.5215	0.03040	466	265	159	42
121	It’s great to meet someone of your caliber.	1.5213	0.03495	447	280	101	66
122	When you said we need an exit strategy for the party, I really had something else in mind.	1.5211	0.03120	497	296	142	58
123	Wow all I did over quarantine was learn to bake bread	1.5186	0.03352	457	280	117	60
124	When Jennifer said we were attending a friend's launch I had no idea that she meant literally.	1.5182	0.03962	303	180	89	34
125	I would offer to get you a drink, but you appear to be leaving now.	1.5179	0.03073	475	276	152	47
126	You have some powder under your nose.	1.5168	0.03304	447	269	125	53
127	So you are leaving early?	1.5167	0.03058	449	255	156	38
128	There you are! For a moment I thought you were trying to ditch me.	1.5165	0.03406	455	283	109	63
129	I so rarely meet a person of your caliber.	1.5159	0.03361	473	296	110	67
130	Next time just tell me you have nothing to wear.	1.5156	0.03212	450	266	136	48
131	Just think. You’ll go farther than anyone here.	1.5149	0.03084	505	303	144	58
132	So, when is your launch date?	1.5148	0.03206	439	257	138	44
133	Does this mean you don't want to hear the rest of my life story?	1.5136	0.03328	440	266	122	52
134	You could just tell me you are ready to leave.	1.5135	0.03060	481	282	151	48
135	It's great the circus lets you works from home. I don't feel safe going back to work with the clowns in my office.	1.5116	0.03437	432	267	109	56
136	You heading downtown by any chance?	1.5106	0.03198	470	284	132	54
137	I admire a woman of your caliber.	1.5105	0.03499	427	267	102	58
138	You haven't been fired yet?	1.5105	0.03408	429	263	113	53
139	Aiming to leave?	1.5100	0.03342	451	278	116	57
140	So, I guess you're ready to leave ?	1.5081	0.03239	433	254	131	43
141	I told you you would fit in.	1.5072	0.03381	414	250	118	46
142	What exactly are you aiming at?	1.5062	0.03507	405	250	105	50
143	But I wasn't finished telling you about my stamp collection.	1.5061	0.03503	411	255	104	52
144	ok I believe you when you said you would rather be shot out of a cannon than see me again.	1.5059	0.03390	421	257	115	49
145	The window is open. You're good to go.	1.5059	0.03184	421	245	139	37
146	There are less dramatic ways of coming out, you know!	1.5048	0.03528	420	265	98	57
147	Stick the landing.	1.5036	0.03424	421	260	110	51
148	I’ve never met a young woman of your caliber before	1.5025	0.03682	402	259	84	59
149	I’ve been to a lot of launch parties in my day, but this one takes the cake!	1.5024	0.03442	418	259	108	51
150	OK, I'm holding your drink. Now what?	1.5013	0.03549	385	237	103	45
151	Are you a candidate for canonization?	1.5013	0.03433	397	241	113	43
152	Honey, you are so brave. But just in case, what's our Amazon password?	1.5012	0.03590	403	253	93	54
153	So much for concealed carry.	1.5012	0.03507	413	259	101	53
154	Usually women just go to the bathroom and don't come back, but I like your style.	1.5012	0.03547	417	265	95	57
155	Well, if you can't make a big entrance, you might as well go out with a bang!	1.5012	0.03390	421	259	113	49
156	The 1812 is my favorite too!	1.4988	0.03487	429	273	98	58
157	I find you a person of exceptionally high caliber."	1.4987	0.03439	393	239	112	42
158	They asked for Pachelbel's Canon but there was a mix-up	1.4987	0.03635	381	239	94	48
159	Oh, sorry. If I'd known someone was in there, I would have poured this into the plant instead.	1.4966	0.03506	443	287	90	65
160	I guess you're ready to leave?	1.4950	0.03504	400	250	102	48
161	I just wish we had met sooner.	1.4948	0.03542	386	240	101	45
162	Well, you did say this party would be a blast.	1.4948	0.03360	384	229	120	35
163	Are you sure...? I could call an Uber.	1.4938	0.03454	405	252	106	47
164	To the Moon, Alice!	1.4933	0.03693	373	236	86	47
165	I enjoy meeting people of your caliber.	1.4932	0.03617	367	228	97	42
166	So, you said you come from circus people?	1.4930	0.03569	359	219	103	37
167	Believe me, this way you'll miss all the midtown traffic.	1.4926	0.03400	408	252	111	45
168	Not sure we have much time but my name is Fred.	1.4920	0.03533	376	232	103	41
169	What do you say we blow this joint?	1.4918	0.03639	364	227	95	42
170	Thanks again for inviting me to your launch party.	1.4916	0.03385	419	261	110	48
171	Your mother and I just think you took our 'failure to launch' conversation too literally.	1.4905	0.03762	369	238	81	50
172	Could a guy like me ever have a shot with you?	1.4904	0.03540	363	222	104	37
173	Is it politically incorrect to say that, traditionally, this takes balls?	1.4888	0.03988	356	238	62	56
174	Thanks for coming, but we asked for someone who could play the Pachelbel Canon	1.4886	0.03812	350	224	81	45
175	After a few drinks I’m a bit of a loose cannon.	1.4886	0.03636	350	216	95	37
176	I'd say break a leg, but I know that happened last time.	1.4884	0.03659	344	212	96	36
177	Wow! You ARE a bombshell!!	1.4873	0.03771	355	227	83	45
178	Not what I meant when I said women writers should be included in the canon.	1.4868	0.03682	341	211	94	36
179	But enough about me-- what sets you off?	1.4865	0.03574	370	231	98	41
180	Yes, I do believe everyone should have an exit strategy	1.4863	0.03380	364	217	117	30
181	You'll probably get home first, so you should walk the dog.	1.4847	0.03780	359	232	80	47
182	I always said you'd go far	1.4838	0.03626	339	208	98	33
183	Do you know what the entertainment will be tonight?	1.4832	0.03487	358	218	107	33
184	So you won’t be needing a ride home?”	1.4825	0.03592	400	260	87	53
185	How refreshing, the other guests are all talk and no action.	1.4820	0.03833	334	213	81	40
186	It was supposed to be a cake.	1.4815	0.03847	324	205	82	37
187	Do you need a light?	1.4814	0.03552	376	237	97	42
188	I'll go next. I doubt anyone will even notice we left.	1.4812	0.03719	345	218	88	39
189	So, what's the big surprise happening at midnight?	1.4808	0.03575	364	227	96	39
190	And then I drained the 10 footer, finishing the 18th with a bogey 5. I'm not boring you, am I?	1.4806	0.03939	335	219	71	45
191	I'll get the door for you.	1.4790	0.03582	357	223	97	37
192	I hate long goodbyes too.	1.4783	0.03525	368	230	100	38
193	I’m surprised to see a woman of your caliber at a party like this.	1.4782	0.03392	412	261	105	46
194	Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll walk home.	1.4777	0.03614	381	246	88	47
195	This is not what I meant when I said let’s give our relationship another shot”	1.4774	0.03559	354	220	99	35
196	Most people just slip out the back door.	1.4773	0.03510	331	199	106	26
197	Well, that was a loaded question.	1.4772	0.03603	329	201	99	29
198	You’re gonna go far, kid!	1.4771	0.03566	350	217	99	34
199	I've been looking for a woman of high caliber.	1.4768	0.03780	323	203	86	34
200	That takes balls.	1.4762	0.03884	336	219	74	43
201	You simply go down the hall for a hundredth of a second and then the bathroom is on your left.	1.4757	0.03877	309	195	81	33
202	Call and let me know you got home safely.	1.4749	0.03704	379	250	78	51
203	Would you like me to open the window first?	1.4740	0.03795	327	208	83	36
204	Are you sure I can’t drive you home?	1.4738	0.03837	325	208	80	37
205	Don’t I remember you from last year’s birthday cake?	1.4734	0.03590	376	242	90	44
206	Give me your best shot.	1.4722	0.03588	324	198	99	27
207	I know it's a long shot, but are you seeing anybody?	1.4713	0.03761	331	211	84	36
208	What were Elon’s EXACT words?	1.4709	0.03964	327	216	68	43
209	...story of my life. I meet someone interesting and ....boom.	1.4702	0.03743	336	215	84	37
210	This'll definitely put you on the map if not all over it.	1.4702	0.03828	302	189	84	29
211	I've so enjoyed conversing with a woman of your caliber.	1.4697	0.03570	413	276	80	57
212	Normally my dates just fizzle out.	1.4686	0.03795	318	202	83	33
213	Want me to open the window a little more?	1.4683	0.03585	331	205	97	29
214	I still think the subway is safer.	1.4676	0.03942	293	186	77	30
215	So... I take it you want to go?	1.4676	0.03821	293	182	85	26
216	I put the top down on your car for you.	1.4673	0.03875	306	195	79	32
217	Cynthia I hate to mansplain, but a cannonball is something you do into a pool	1.4662	0.04140	296	196	62	38
218	Leaving?	1.4658	0.04183	292	194	60	38
219	Awesome! They usually hire a harp player.	1.4654	0.03742	318	201	86	31
220	So, what's your commute like?	1.4650	0.03701	329	209	87	33
221	This is the actual Pachelbel’s canon. Got it for a song.	1.4644	0.03799	351	233	73	45
222	This may be a long shot . . .	1.4639	0.03759	319	203	84	32
223	The last woman I explained Bitcoin to used a catapult!	1.4633	0.03729	313	197	87	29
224	Seriously, I'm happy to call an Uber.	1.4630	0.03843	324	211	76	37
225	Most people like to make an entrance ...	1.4629	0.03948	283	179	77	27
226	Couldn’t get Uber?	1.4626	0.03960	294	189	73	31
227	Have you tried popping out of a cake first?	1.4606	0.03801	317	204	80	33
228	I guess this is good-bye.	1.4605	0.03807	291	182	84	25
229	It looks like they’re sending you off with a bang.	1.4601	0.03986	276	175	75	26
230	If all goes well, how about dinner on Saturday?	1.4600	0.03726	300	187	88	25
231	So...enough about me--how about you?	1.4596	0.04020	285	184	71	30
232	Ok then. Catch you later.	1.4572	0.03720	304	191	87	26
233	Don't you want to hear about cryptocurrency?	1.4571	0.04040	280	181	70	29
234	I don't see why you always have to make such a dramatic exit.	1.4560	0.03603	318	199	93	26
235	Am I boring you? I feel like you're trying to get away.	1.4535	0.04158	269	176	64	29
236	Straight ahead, third door on your right. Can't miss it.	1.4534	0.03825	311	202	77	32
237	If he still doesn’t notice you, perhaps you would give me your number.	1.4532	0.04044	267	171	71	25
238	I take it there won't be a second date.	1.4532	0.03974	267	169	75	23
239	Just a thought — may I point you toward the open window?	1.4530	0.03975	298	196	69	33
240	Couldn't you just jump out of a cake?	1.4529	0.03697	329	213	83	33
241	It appears I've gone on about myself for too long.	1.4525	0.04228	263	173	61	29
242	What amazes me is how you got it up in the elevator.	1.4520	0.04059	281	184	67	30
243	Just for once, could we leave without drawing attention?	1.4516	0.04295	279	190	52	37
244	A simple “Let’s go dear,” would suffice.	1.4500	0.04037	280	183	68	29
245	Yes,my wife came. Didn’t you see her in the powder room?	1.4496	0.03993	278	180	71	27
246	I was planning to get bombed tonight, but you beat me to it.	1.4492	0.04203	256	167	63	26
247	Great! See you at my place in 2.6 seconds.	1.4490	0.03955	294	193	70	31
248	Final item on your bucket list?	1.4488	0.04336	254	169	56	29
249	So. You're a Boomer?	1.4487	0.04427	263	180	48	35
250	Need a light?	1.4485	0.03887	301	196	73	31
251	You have to go so quickly? Was it something I said?	1.4482	0.03819	299	193	78	28
252	So is this your first socially distanced bachelor party?	1.4471	0.04214	255	167	61	26
253	I agree, air travel prices are totally outrageous.	1.4464	0.03974	289	186	69	30
254	I never thought I’d meet someone who respected the second amendment as much as I do !	1.4462	0.04149	251	162	66	23
255	I'm confused. Is this considered concealed carry or open carry?	1.4462	0.04226	260	172	60	28
256	Where are you headed after this?	1.4457	0.04214	258	170	61	27
257	So will I see you again or I am reading between the lines that you’re not interested?	1.4456	0.03864	294	191	75	28
258	...and are you the artist?	1.4452	0.04003	283	186	68	29
259	So your plans are.....pretty much up in the air for now?	1.4449	0.04221	245	159	63	23
260	Go away. I have a short fuse.	1.4449	0.04225	254	167	61	26
261	A simple "No" would've sufficed.	1.4449	0.04088	272	179	65	28
262	Do you have a target in mind?	1.4444	0.03961	261	166	74	21
263	I'm ready to leave if you are.	1.4441	0.04033	286	190	65	31
264	Now that's a loaded question.	1.4440	0.04064	268	175	67	26
265	No, thanks, I'll take a cab home.	1.4432	0.04009	273	178	69	26
266	I'm loaded myself.	1.4431	0.04176	255	167	63	25
267	To be perfectly honest, I just don't see myself dating a woman of your caliber.	1.4427	0.04059	262	170	68	24
268	This all seems terribly risky. Not a single person here is wearing a mask!	1.4415	0.04025	265	172	69	24
269	You’re taking off early!	1.4414	0.03857	256	160	79	17
270	Send Elon and Jeff my regards!	1.4408	0.04219	245	160	62	23
271	I know what you mean. I never know how to dress for these things.	1.4403	0.04243	243	159	61	23
272	I heard there’d be a loose cannon at the party”.	1.4403	0.04230	268	181	56	31
273	Ready to leave, Dear?	1.4402	0.04235	259	173	58	28
274	I hope I'm wrong but heard you have a short fuse	1.4396	0.04172	273	184	58	31
275	Wait! Can I have my lighter back?	1.4395	0.04220	248	163	61	24
276	At the very least, let me open the front door for you.	1.4394	0.03909	289	190	71	28
277	When I heard you had a 'place in the literary canon', I just assumed ...	1.4394	0.04089	289	196	59	34
278	I haven’t taken an Uber since the pandemic either.	1.4393	0.04415	239	160	53	26
279	You know, I don’t feel I fit in either	1.4387	0.03886	253	159	77	17
280	This is not exactly the best way to be canonized.	1.4387	0.04218	269	182	56	31
281	I never know what to do with my hands either.	1.4382	0.04145	251	164	64	23
282	Well at least you're not being unceremoniously fired.	1.4380	0.04064	258	168	67	23
283	I tend to get this reaction from women.	1.4375	0.04161	256	169	62	25
284	Don't worry. Being fired was the best thing that ever happened to me.	1.4372	0.04113	247	160	66	21
285	To the moon, Alice, the moon.	1.4372	0.04313	231	151	59	21
286	We're not in Jeff Bezos' league. But, we don't charge as much, either....	1.4362	0.04437	243	164	49	28
287	...and I thought the 'Launch Party' invitation was a typo.	1.4360	0.04194	250	165	61	24
288	Can I call you a cab instead?	1.4357	0.04225	241	158	61	22
289	It’s how they tell if their guests are the right calibre.	1.4356	0.03997	264	170	68	23
290	Always wanted my date to be a bombshell	1.4355	0.04100	248	161	66	21
291	Are you sure you can't wait until the bathroom's free?	1.4354	0.04127	271	182	60	29
292	Really, Hannah? Your Uber’s only three minutes late.	1.4354	0.03888	271	175	74	22
293	Wow, our gender reveal party just used confetti.	1.4353	0.04082	278	187	61	30
294	Good luck with the glass ceiling.	1.4350	0.04242	246	163	59	24
295	I’m getting a sense that you’d rather be somewhere else?	1.4349	0.04048	269	177	65	26
296	I've come to all your launch parties.	1.4346	0.04112	260	172	63	25
297	You were supposed to be inside a cake.	1.4345	0.03927	290	193	68	29
298	It's difficult for me to tell you this, but I'm afraid you're going to be fired.	1.4345	0.04172	267	180	58	29
299	The sad thing is that, still, no one has noticed you.	1.4344	0.04187	244	160	62	22
300	At least you don't have to worry about pilot shortages and unruly passengers.	1.4344	0.04227	244	161	60	23
301	I sell insurance. You?	1.4342	0.04216	228	147	63	18
302	Don’t leave me this way.	1.4337	0.04356	249	169	52	28
303	No, it doesn't make you look fat exactly.	1.4335	0.04197	233	151	63	19
304	And just where do you think you're going, young lady?	1.4329	0.04439	231	155	52	24
305	Am I boring you?	1.4322	0.04329	236	157	56	23
306	I didn’t know that the CDC had approved at home booster shots …	1.4321	0.04238	243	161	59	23
307	Honey I'm sorry, I never should have called you a drama queen	1.4317	0.04496	227	153	50	24
308	That’s enough about me. What are your plans for today?	1.4311	0.04654	225	155	43	27
309	This is progress! Before #MeToo you would have been coming out of a cake!	1.4310	0.04410	239	162	51	26
310	Your commitment to keeping your guests entertained is admirable.	1.4304	0.04003	230	145	71	14
311	There’s no need to get defensive.	1.4304	0.04366	230	153	55	22
312	Your example may inspire others to leave.	1.4298	0.04340	235	157	55	23
313	This is what you meant by 'powder room'?	1.4297	0.04124	249	164	63	22
314	I'm told you have a short fuse.	1.4292	0.04509	226	153	49	24
315	Well actually, a catapult would be more environmentally friendly.	1.4292	0.04331	226	149	57	20
316	Must you leave so quickly?	1.4291	0.03810	289	190	74	25
317	Honey, we promised we wouldn't get loaded.	1.4280	0.04432	243	167	48	28
318	What is a woman of your caliber doing at a party like this?	1.4274	0.04091	234	151	66	17
319	I know it's unconventional, but it's helped me save a fortune on Ubers.	1.4264	0.04238	258	176	54	28
320	How about if I just call you a cab?	1.4259	0.04422	216	143	54	19
321	Now I understand why the invitation said this party was going to be a blast.”	1.4255	0.03978	275	184	65	26
322	You still have to make a left on Madison Avenue	1.4251	0.04300	247	168	53	26
323	A simple "I'm ready to leave now" would have been sufficient.	1.4250	0.04147	240	158	62	20
324	And to think, Chloe, I almost missed your 'Send-off' party.	1.4245	0.04062	212	133	68	11
325	They did warn me you had a short fuse.	1.4245	0.03749	318	215	71	32
326	What a remarkable coincidence! I have a giant net in my back yard!	1.4242	0.04348	231	155	54	22
327	No one pays attention to performance art anymore.	1.4237	0.04323	236	159	54	23
328	Well, there may be an easier way to get his attention.	1.4235	0.03973	255	167	68	20
329	Taking off so soon?	1.4234	0.04428	222	149	52	21
330	If you're headed to the store, we could use more wine.	1.4233	0.04435	215	143	53	19
331	You seem a little young to be a boomer.	1.4232	0.04232	267	185	51	31
332	Why is one wheel smaller than the other?	1.4231	0.04591	208	140	48	20
333	Surprised to see you here. I heard you were fired!	1.4219	0.04182	237	157	60	20
334	You could have just walked out the door, like my last girlfriend.	1.4219	0.04223	256	175	54	27
335	Then, when that didn’t work out, I moved to Poughkeepsie…	1.4211	0.04474	228	156	47	24
336	You can just call a cab, you know.	1.4211	0.04517	228	157	46	25
337	As for myself, I just like to listen to the 1812 Overture.	1.4211	0.04771	209	145	40	24
338	You say you're getting your booster shot?	1.4211	0.04315	209	136	58	15
339	Wait a minute, didn’t I just see you in the cake?	1.4208	0.04362	259	182	45	32
340	So how do you know the Knievels?	1.4208	0.04577	221	152	45	24
341	No I wasn't objectifying you. You're a bombshell.	1.4208	0.04622	221	153	43	25
342	When do you get off?	1.4206	0.04275	233	156	56	21
343	It's a relief to see a fellow boomer here!	1.4206	0.04245	214	139	60	15
344	What do you say we blow this place?	1.4202	0.04137	257	174	58	25
345	I really shouldn't yell "Fire!" in a crowded gathering.	1.4189	0.04236	222	146	59	17
346	I’ve always said they should have more women canonized	1.4187	0.04617	203	137	47	19
347	Now that's the way to make an exit	1.4185	0.04263	227	150	55	18
348	Quiet exits aren't really your style, are they?	1.4178	0.04359	213	141	55	17
349	I could get you an Uber instead.	1.4178	0.04289	225	150	56	19
350	We wish you all the best in the new direction your career is taking you.	1.4177	0.04092	237	156	63	18
351	May I light your fire?	1.4175	0.04720	206	142	42	22
352	Fair enough. But I prefer a dramatic entry.	1.4174	0.04178	230	152	60	18
353	I'm not woke, I'm lit	1.4173	0.04057	254	170	62	22
354	I'm working the nigh shift at the E.R. so maybe I'll see you later?	1.4171	0.04439	211	141	52	18
355	You'll still get stuck in midtown traffic.	1.4170	0.04221	223	147	59	17
356	This isn’t what I meant when I asked if you wanted to do shots at the bar.	1.4167	0.04001	252	167	65	20
357	I prefer getting bombed the old fashion way. Cheers	1.4163	0.04437	221	150	50	21
358	Well… you seem to be on a great trajectory!	1.4163	0.04718	209	145	41	23
359	My last relationship ended similarly.	1.4160	0.04249	238	161	55	22
360	You must be the big-shot guest they were talking about.	1.4159	0.04343	214	142	55	17
361	The last woman I tried to chat up stuck her head in a lion's mouth.	1.4157	0.04006	255	170	64	21
362	Thanks for taking the job. I'm sorry I can't promise a soft landing.	1.4155	0.04445	207	138	52	17
363	You seem like a high-caliber person.	1.4147	0.04494	217	148	48	21
364	Let me tell you about the next chapter of my novel!	1.4141	0.04751	198	136	42	20
365	Remember, try not to draw attention to yourself when you leave.	1.4133	0.04562	196	131	49	16
366	It's your big shot honey, don't miss.	1.4133	0.04326	196	127	57	12
367	Who set you off this time?	1.4130	0.04174	247	168	56	23
368	If you elevate to 45 degrees, I'm on the 7th floor across the street.	1.4128	0.04235	218	144	58	16
369	I suppose you know there's a wall in front of you.	1.4126	0.04666	206	142	43	21
370	I usually just shoot off my mouth	1.4110	0.04508	219	151	46	22
371	When you gotta go, you gotta go.	1.4110	0.04318	219	147	54	18
372	A woman of your caliber could go far.	1.4107	0.04434	224	154	48	22
373	Powder room? Just down the hall on the left.	1.4103	0.04745	195	134	42	19
374	So, where are you headed?	1.4091	0.04155	220	145	60	15
375	I see you’re all packed.	1.4089	0.04391	203	135	53	15
376	So you’re the famous Mrs. Pachelbel in Canon D!	1.4087	0.04579	208	143	45	20
377	I love meeting people who know where they're going.	1.4082	0.04073	245	165	60	20
378	I see you finally found a ride home.	1.4080	0.04476	201	135	50	16
379	Yes, Dear,I have checked one more time and the window is open.	1.4078	0.04453	206	139	50	17
380	My ex-wife was a bombshell, too.	1.4078	0.04400	206	138	52	16
381	I'm guessing this is your first shot at performance art.	1.4077	0.04392	233	162	47	24
382	I'm guessing that you going on a date with me is a long shot.	1.4077	0.04434	233	163	45	25
383	I heard one of us is about to be fired.	1.4076	0.03938	238	156	67	15
384	I have so many questions, but I'll just start with "want a drink?"	1.4074	0.04307	216	145	54	17
385	I’m so impressed that you’re going to be canonized.	1.4074	0.04644	216	152	40	24
386	Everyone deserves a shot.	1.4074	0.04257	216	144	56	16
387	I usually just try to sneak out of these things.	1.4072	0.04335	221	150	52	19
388	There is something different about you--a certain je ne sais quoi.	1.4072	0.04703	194	133	43	18
389	My last girlfriend had a really short fuse	1.4069	0.04201	231	156	56	19
390	I’m glad to see more Female writers are being included in the Western cannon	1.4068	0.04308	236	163	50	23
391	Can you point me toward the restroom?	1.4054	0.04549	222	156	42	24
392	Good luck on breaking the glass ceiling!	1.4052	0.04186	232	157	56	19
393	Want to get out of here?	1.4048	0.04123	210	136	61	12
394	I’ve heard you like to hit the ground running.	1.4048	0.04493	210	144	47	19
395	Look at me blabbering on, so what do you do for work?	1.4041	0.04718	193	133	42	18
396	I was fired last month and I'm on a new trajectory now.	1.4038	0.04346	213	144	52	17
397	I was just about to leave, you wanna shoot on over to my place?	1.4036	0.04303	223	152	52	19
398	I'm sorry to tell you but it's not a functional cannon. It's the litter box for our three cats.	1.4036	0.04576	223	158	40	25
399	It beats a pink slip and an exit interview, doesn't it?	1.4031	0.04551	196	133	47	16
400	Wait! First let me open the window!	1.4031	0.04608	196	134	45	17
401	And then I... Hey wait, you're not looking for a way out of this conversation are you?	1.4031	0.04608	196	134	45	17
402	Going out with a bang are we?	1.4028	0.04162	211	139	59	13
403	We could shoot over to my place."	1.4021	0.04465	194	130	50	14
404	Really, Janice, you don't need to make such a big deal about leaving the party early.	1.4018	0.03896	224	145	68	11
405	I'm guessing this book launch is for your autobiography	1.4017	0.04399	229	160	46	23
406	Remember - stick the landing!	1.4009	0.04385	217	149	49	19
407	I'm just sorry you have to leave early.	1.4000	0.04548	185	124	48	13
408	I see you meant it when you said you'd rather be launched out of a cannon than come to this party.	1.4000	0.04326	195	129	54	12
409	Who knew a forensic accountant and a human cannonball would have so much in common?	1.4000	0.04297	205	137	54	14
410	Most girls just claim they got an emergency text.	1.4000	0.04702	200	140	40	20
411	I prefer wine to shots.	1.4000	0.04339	190	125	54	11
412	How about I just call you an Uber?	1.3991	0.04442	213	147	47	19
413	This is one way to break the glass ceiling.	1.3990	0.04596	193	132	45	16
414	Getting your booster shot?	1.3989	0.04743	188	130	41	17
415	I guess, like every girl I meet, you'll soon be gone.	1.3981	0.04335	206	139	52	15
416	It's called the Social Distancer.	1.3981	0.04168	206	136	58	12
417	Watch the wall on your way out.	1.3979	0.04447	191	128	50	13
418	I can see you're about ready to blow this joint	1.3979	0.04688	191	132	42	17
419	Can’t we just get our coats and go without making a scene.	1.3974	0.04153	234	160	55	19
420	Can't we just leave though the door like normal people?	1.3974	0.04326	234	164	47	23
421	So, you're NOT interested?	1.3971	0.04684	204	144	39	21
422	I agree. Love is a battlefield.	1.3969	0.04692	194	135	41	18
423	If you wanted to go home early, you could've just asked!	1.3968	0.04079	247	170	56	21
424	In ten minutes you’ll be in space unless we miss our window.	1.3966	0.04846	179	124	39	16
425	You should beat the rush hour if you leave now	1.3961	0.04152	207	137	58	12
426	People always leave my parties loaded.	1.3959	0.04411	197	133	50	14
427	So what is it you do?	1.3951	0.04455	205	141	47	17
428	Can't you just stomp out of the room like a normal drama queen?	1.3950	0.04697	200	141	39	20
429	So, why do you think you keep getting fired?	1.3946	0.04150	223	151	56	16
430	I sell insurance and still live with my mom. What’s your sign?	1.3944	0.04627	180	122	45	13
431	But enough about me...	1.3943	0.04856	175	121	39	15
432	I can't wait to see what you're wearing.	1.3942	0.04461	208	144	46	18
433	Are you heading over a mailbox by chance?	1.3939	0.04620	198	138	42	18
434	This is gonna be the best gender reveal ever!	1.3938	0.04706	193	135	40	18
435	I didn't know divorce reveal parties were a thing.	1.3937	0.04320	221	153	49	19
436	Alternatively you could just announce that you’re leaving.	1.3935	0.04242	216	147	53	16
437	Would you consider landing at my place?	1.3933	0.04729	178	122	42	14
438	I was a bit of a loose cannon in my youth too, but you're definitely in another league.	1.3930	0.04624	201	141	41	19
439	Dyan Cannon, I presume.	1.3929	0.04506	224	160	40	24
440	So they tell me you're going places.	1.3927	0.04443	219	154	44	21
441	So this isn't your book launch?	1.3927	0.04118	191	124	59	8
442	Do you need to go to the powder room, first?	1.3925	0.04648	186	128	43	15
443	Yes, I think I can pick up on social cues reasonably well. Why do you ask?”	1.3925	0.04772	186	130	39	17
444	So...do you leave here often?	1.3922	0.04412	204	140	48	16
445	Who says you can’t do anything with an English major.	1.3920	0.04546	199	138	44	17
446	I'd love to finish my story, but it looks like you're getting ready to leave.	1.3917	0.04423	217	152	45	20
447	So, what time do you go off?	1.3915	0.04645	212	152	37	23
448	I have never met someone of your caliber.	1.3913	0.04808	184	129	38	17
449	I'm vaccinated, but I'm still not comfortable taking the subway.	1.3911	0.04658	202	143	39	20
450	So, how's the social anxiety going?	1.3909	0.04577	197	137	43	17
451	I'm betting it's a "longshot	1.3907	0.04403	215	150	46	19
452	I think that you will still make your flight.	1.3905	0.04477	210	147	44	19
453	I hope it wasn't something I said	1.3902	0.04608	205	145	40	20
454	Agreed, TSA screening can be a pain, but what if you miss Chicago?	1.3901	0.04587	182	124	45	13
455	You'll go far, kiddo.	1.3897	0.04434	195	133	48	14
456	Perhaps you should wait till the pool opens to do a cannonball.	1.3897	0.04493	195	134	46	15
457	So, you'll get us a table, and I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.... Gotcha!	1.3897	0.04174	213	144	55	14
458	You’re the type of high-caliber gal I’ve been looking for.	1.3893	0.04268	244	174	45	25
459	A bit pointless to exchange phone numbers, don't you think?	1.3886	0.04357	211	146	48	17
460	That's interesting, but when I want to slip out early, I try NOT to call attention to myself.	1.3886	0.04700	193	136	39	18
461	You really know how to make an exit.	1.3886	0.04569	175	118	46	11
462	I believe you're the caliber of woman I've been looking for.	1.3883	0.04849	188	134	35	19
463	Pleased to meet someone of your caliber.	1.3883	0.04483	188	128	47	13
464	I didn't know there was such a thing as Uber Express	1.3879	0.05129	165	117	32	16
465	Are you sure you wouldn't rather call an Über?	1.3877	0.04186	227	157	52	18
466	It won't work, Nora. Everyone knows to ignore your little stunts.	1.3876	0.04385	209	145	47	17
467	I'll try and make this quick.	1.3864	0.04826	176	123	38	15
468	When you get back, I’ll explain Bitcoin.	1.3862	0.04527	189	130	45	14
469	are you sure I can't call you an Uber?	1.3858	0.04627	197	139	40	18
470	I hope you're the right caliber for this job.	1.3855	0.05031	166	117	34	15
471	Would you like to slip into something more comfortable?	1.3850	0.04409	200	138	47	15
472	Hope I'm not boring you.	1.3846	0.04306	182	121	52	9
473	The wine helps- I’m a little gun shy.	1.3846	0.04306	195	132	51	12
474	Oh, the bachelor’s party is across the street.	1.3842	0.04418	203	141	46	16
475	Sorry. I just thought it was worth a shot.	1.3842	0.04445	190	130	47	13
476	It was a dramatic move, but Janet never once regretted using her Mansplaining Escape Device.	1.3842	0.05127	177	129	28	20
477	Nice to chat with you. Maybe I’ll catch you later.	1.3838	0.04608	198	140	40	18
478	Granted, Uber isn't perfect.	1.3834	0.04577	193	135	42	16
479	I’d love to chat longer, but unfortunately I’m about to take off.	1.3834	0.04636	193	136	40	17
480	Sooo, do I have a shot?	1.3833	0.04545	180	123	45	12
481	So why do they call you "Boom-Boom"?	1.3829	0.04294	222	156	47	19
482	Call me when you get back	1.3829	0.04772	175	122	39	14
483	This time, dear, I’ll make sure the window is open.	1.3825	0.04624	183	127	42	14
484	I'll offer everyone red wine until you get back with another bag of ice.	1.3822	0.04488	191	132	45	14
485	It's much cheaper than Uber.	1.3820	0.04578	178	122	44	12
486	When you asked me to bring you a shot, I just assumed ....	1.3820	0.04437	178	120	48	10
487	I’ve heard of making an entrance but this is quite a departure.	1.3816	0.04565	207	148	39	20
488	Well, color me embarrassed! I thought it was a book launch.	1.3815	0.05081	173	125	30	18
489	going anyplace interesting?	1.3812	0.04525	181	124	45	12
490	You were serious when you said you wanted to leave early!	1.3812	0.04788	181	128	37	16
491	I said “Pachelbel’s canon in D major,” not “possible cannon in teenager”	1.3810	0.04466	210	148	42	19
492	My dear, will you consider a shot of tequila instead?"	1.3807	0.04450	197	137	45	15
493	Honey, this is better than Uber. Just text us when you land.	1.3799	0.04759	179	126	38	15
494	My last relationship ended with barely a whimper	1.3797	0.04968	158	109	35	12
495	Greg slowly became suspicious Carole was not, in fact, interested in his stamp collection story	1.3793	0.04787	174	122	38	14
496	Let me call a taxi for you instead.	1.3789	0.04741	190	136	36	18
497	Okay, it's lit. You know it wouldn't offend anyone if you just left by the front door.	1.3787	0.04885	169	119	36	14
498	I think this may be our best launch party yet.	1.3786	0.04419	206	145	44	17
499	I just think it’s so important to see women included in the canon	1.3785	0.04501	214	154	39	21
500	Looks like you'll beat me home.	1.3778	0.04537	180	124	44	12
501	I must say I've always found just dinging on my glass with a fork works perfectly well."	1.3778	0.04537	180	124	44	12
502	Hey do you want to get out of here and go someplace quiet?	1.3777	0.04468	188	130	45	13
503	Another case of red and pick up a few bags of ice.	1.3775	0.04393	204	143	45	15
504	Ready to blow this joint?	1.3771	0.04695	175	122	40	13
505	Have you got a light?	1.3765	0.04955	162	114	35	13
506	Can I get your number before you take off?	1.3765	0.05032	162	115	33	14
507	So when can I see you again?	1.3765	0.04862	170	120	36	14
508	They told me you were a loose cannon.	1.3758	0.04817	157	108	39	10
509	You're Morris's third wife, aren't you?	1.3758	0.05145	157	112	31	14
510	What a coincidence! I love the 1812 Overture.	1.3758	0.04814	165	115	38	12
511	Hey, I remember you from the giant birthday cake.	1.3757	0.04586	173	119	43	11
512	The Powder room? First door on the left.	1.3756	0.04430	205	145	43	17
513	Drink this first. It'll take your mind off things.	1.3750	0.04973	168	120	33	15
514	Are you trying to get fired?	1.3743	0.04543	187	131	42	14
515	Do you also need a light?	1.3743	0.04543	187	131	42	14
516	These gender reveal parties are getting more and more creative!	1.3743	0.04620	171	118	42	11
517	Your Uber driver is waiting 6 blocks away.	1.3742	0.04852	163	114	37	12
518	I’m actually looking for more of a long term relationship.	1.3742	0.04612	163	111	43	9
519	But Honey,we just got here.	1.3737	0.04675	190	136	37	17
520	It’s a perfectly safe stage prop. What can possibly go wrong?	1.3736	0.04822	182	131	34	17
521	Yes my dear, trust me, I promise to follow right after you.	1.3736	0.04694	182	129	38	15
522	What a funny coincidence! I also don't feel safe using Uber.	1.3728	0.04655	169	117	41	11
523	Aim higher	1.3725	0.04897	153	106	37	10
524	I too was fired at an office party.	1.3723	0.04586	188	133	40	15
525	Clown college, you say? I am an accountant, myself.	1.3720	0.04395	207	147	43	17
526	You could get a lot more attention if you’d smile.	1.3718	0.04745	156	107	40	9
527	That’s one way to get canonized.	1.3717	0.04473	191	133	43	13
528	It's supposed to be art, but we still keep it pointed at the open window.	1.3716	0.04608	183	129	40	14
529	What a coincidence, I’m a son of a gun.	1.3713	0.04525	202	145	39	18
530	I see you've done well with your MFA.	1.3713	0.04690	167	116	40	11
531	So, do you get fired a lot?	1.3708	0.04490	178	123	44	11
532	So, are you enjoying the party?	1.3707	0.04369	205	145	44	16
533	A person of your caliber is bound to go far.	1.3707	0.04530	205	148	38	19
534	Booster Shot...	1.3704	0.05319	162	120	24	18
535	So I guess that's a hard 'No!'	1.3704	0.04456	162	109	46	7
536	Can I offer you a Molotov cocktail?	1.3704	0.04688	189	136	36	17
537	Allison, I hope your aim is true.	1.3700	0.04445	200	142	42	16
538	Our house is in the other direction.	1.3699	0.04930	173	125	32	16
539	You're right. Jumping out of a cake is so twentieth century!	1.3698	0.04392	192	134	45	13
540	Don’t forget your mask!	1.3694	0.05518	157	118	20	19
541	Booster shot of course ...did you have to make an appointment or did you just jump in ?	1.3690	0.04891	168	120	34	14
542	Sorry you have to leave so soon, but it was a blast catching up.	1.3690	0.04471	187	131	43	13
543	How high do you want to get?	1.3684	0.04999	152	107	34	11
544	Your commute times must be incredible	1.3681	0.04419	182	125	45	11
545	Laura, you need to come up with a more subtle signal for when to leave a party.	1.3681	0.05146	163	119	28	16
546	Your husband always told me you were a loose cannon.	1.3681	0.04602	163	112	42	9
547	You're taking a shotgun wedding to a whole new level.	1.3681	0.04996	163	117	32	14
548	There’s really no need to go ballistic on me.	1.3681	0.04996	163	117	32	14
549	I heard this party was going to end with a bang, but hadn't taken that literally.	1.3681	0.04602	163	112	42	9
550	It probably pays more than popping out of a cake.	1.3679	0.04184	193	132	51	10
551	Who me? Oh, I'm an accountant	1.3678	0.04699	174	123	38	13
552	Sawing you in half was getting old.	1.3671	0.04054	207	142	54	11
553	I don't want to set you off, but...	1.3671	0.05107	158	113	30	14
554	Why don't you just take a taxi?	1.3669	0.04939	169	122	32	15
555	One more thing before you go	1.3667	0.04380	180	124	46	10
556	I'll pick you up after work.	1.3665	0.05038	161	116	31	14
557	You sure I can't call you an Uber?	1.3663	0.04734	172	122	37	13
558	It is certainly faster than the cross-town bus.	1.3655	0.04776	145	99	39	7
559	Can we take this outside?	1.3651	0.04680	189	137	35	17
560	Are you heading over to Joe's party next ?	1.3651	0.04432	189	133	43	13
561	Through the window, off the tree, down the awning and into the passenger seat of the convertible	1.3651	0.04619	189	136	37	16
562	Wow....not the usual 'Sorry, I gotta use the restroom'	1.3648	0.05002	159	114	32	13
563	Now this is gonna blow you away.	1.3647	0.04547	170	118	42	10
564	I’m sorry dear, but no one is paying any attention.	1.3646	0.04633	181	129	38	14
565	I've been looking for a woman of your caliber.	1.3642	0.04852	173	125	33	15
566	You didn't hear this from me, but there's a rumor that you're about to be fired.	1.3631	0.04530	179	126	41	12
567	You must be the big shot at this party.	1.3631	0.04667	179	128	37	14
568	Finally someone else who doesn't know how to sneak out of a terrible party	1.3627	0.04722	193	142	32	19
569	Does this mean our speed date is over?	1.3626	0.04546	182	129	40	13
570	I think maybe I shouldn’t have offered you that light.	1.3626	0.04612	182	130	38	14
571	This is a good way to launch your IPO but I would open the window first.	1.3626	0.04525	171	119	42	10
572	Does the gun have a permit to carry a person?	1.3625	0.04896	160	114	34	12
573	Personally, I like to celebrate the Fourth of July without setting my ass on fire, but you do you.	1.3620	0.04909	163	117	33	13
574	And don't forget those little onions for the martinis.	1.3618	0.04988	152	108	33	11
575	Miss Ball, I presume	1.3618	0.04718	152	105	39	8
576	But baby it’s cold outside.	1.3614	0.04614	166	116	40	10
577	Really, it's on my way. I can drop you off. No one seems to know you here anyway.	1.3614	0.04770	166	118	36	12
578	Enough about me, what are you doing in that cannon?	1.3614	0.04456	202	146	39	17
579	I told you that we'd bring out the big guns at your art showing!	1.3613	0.04919	155	110	34	11
580	Have I got a shot?	1.3608	0.04936	158	113	33	12
581	How was your exit interview?	1.3608	0.04770	158	111	37	10
582	I know you want to leave, but this is ridiculous.	1.3605	0.04350	172	118	46	8
583	I've always been attracted to women of a higher caliber	1.3602	0.05104	161	118	28	15
584	Is it something I said?	1.3598	0.04729	164	116	37	11
585	Break a leg.	1.3598	0.04807	164	117	35	12
586	Can't you stay for just one more drink? You're not driving.	1.3596	0.04611	178	127	38	13
587	I've always thought more women should be included in the canon.	1.3594	0.04375	192	136	43	13
588	Do you have to leave so soon?	1.3591	0.04489	181	128	41	12
589	I said, "I was a canon lawyer, but I got fired."	1.3590	0.04721	156	109	38	9
590	Yeah, I should take off soon, too.	1.3588	0.04380	170	117	45	8
591	What are you doing after the party ?	1.3587	0.04570	184	132	38	14
592	What a coincidence! My mother was tightrope walker.	1.3585	0.04910	159	114	33	12
593	I suppose this is one way of exploding onto the scene!	1.3576	0.04731	151	105	38	8
594	Where are you off to?	1.3576	0.04705	165	117	37	11
595	Did you want me to light your fire?	1.3568	0.04614	185	134	36	15
596	Something tells me you're ready to go.	1.3567	0.04867	157	112	34	11
597	I bet some people are intimidated by you, but I like a straight shooter.	1.3566	0.05562	143	107	21	15
598	I'm getting loaded myself.	1.3563	0.04955	174	129	28	17
599	I'm in PR. What do you do?	1.3562	0.04884	160	115	33	12
600	You look like you're going places.	1.3562	0.04835	146	102	36	8
601	My ex wife also had a real short fuse	1.3558	0.04898	163	118	32	13
602	To be honest, it pays much better than exotic dancing.	1.3557	0.04863	149	105	35	9
603	You're planning on leaving early?	1.3552	0.04647	183	132	35	15
604	So, we disagree on the Second Amendment, but can I get your number before you go?	1.3550	0.04699	169	121	36	11
605	Have you insisted on a good comprehensive health policy?	1.3546	0.04945	141	99	34	8
606	I don't want to miss my one shot.	1.3544	0.04672	158	111	38	9
607	According to Google Maps, you should get there in about 7 seconds.	1.3543	0.04586	175	125	38	12
608	I swear no one else is wearing the same outfit!	1.3542	0.05258	144	105	27	12
609	"Infrastructure passed. It's OK to take the bridge now"	1.3540	0.04697	161	114	37	10
610	I mean, I understand "going out with a bang" but this seems like a bit much.	1.3537	0.04717	164	117	36	11
611	Enough about me! How do you know the Glieberman's?	1.3533	0.04689	184	135	33	16
612	While you’re out can you get more Cabernet?	1.3529	0.04894	170	125	30	15
613	Fifty bucks says you can’t get past the kitchen.	1.3529	0.04948	153	110	32	11
614	Where do you stand on concealed carry?	1.3526	0.04970	173	129	27	17
615	It’s hard to find a woman of your caliber.	1.3526	0.04881	156	112	33	11
616	Tell me something about you that might surprise me	1.3526	0.04881	156	112	33	11
617	According to the building's code, this counts as a fire escape.	1.3525	0.05092	139	99	31	9
618	Do you want me to open the window?	1.3525	0.05193	139	100	29	10
619	So,I hear you are moving.	1.3521	0.05116	142	102	30	10
620	Surely there are better ways to avoid being a wallflower.	1.3520	0.04223	179	124	47	8
621	Your dad tells me you like to travel.	1.3519	0.04754	162	116	35	11
622	Dodging a boring party conversation can be challenging, I agree, but you could just pretend you need to pee, like everyone else.	1.3517	0.04847	145	102	35	8
623	Would you mind if I aim you at my ex-wife?	1.3517	0.05228	145	106	27	12
624	Am I really that boring?	1.3516	0.04723	182	134	32	16
625	I'm having a blast. How about you?	1.3514	0.04876	148	105	34	9
626	You're quite the blonde bombshell.	1.3512	0.04860	168	123	31	14
627	And I thought a maskless party was risky.	1.3510	0.04990	151	109	31	11
628	I'll follow you home later, honey! Did you remember to leave our bedroom window open?	1.3509	0.04870	171	126	30	15
629	What are you doing after the blast?	1.3509	0.04579	171	121	38	11
630	To be honest, I was also initially skeptical of Tesla’s public transportation initiative.	1.3506	0.05007	154	112	30	12
631	You have but one shot at a career in art.	1.3506	0.04746	154	109	36	9
632	So popping out of a birthday cake wasn't exciting enough?	1.3506	0.04834	154	110	34	10
633	Or maybe I could just walk you home?	1.3506	0.04834	154	110	34	10
634	Thanks again - this will really get the party off to a flying start!	1.3506	0.04746	154	109	36	9
635	Yes, I've been to a launch party before.	1.3503	0.04684	157	111	37	9
636	Planning a quick exit are you?	1.3503	0.04613	177	128	36	13
637	Wouldn’t you rather take an Uber?	1.3503	0.04750	177	130	32	15
638	I'm waiting for SpaceX myself.	1.3500	0.04624	160	113	38	9
639	If you reach the front of the buffet line, could you make a plate for me?	1.3500	0.04413	200	146	38	16
640	Of course we WILL have to cancel your life insurance policy.	1.3497	0.04567	163	115	39	9
641	I heard you were quite a bombshell.	1.3493	0.04721	146	102	37	7
642	Sorry, I don't have a light.	1.3493	0.05106	146	106	29	11
643	Rotate a little to the left or you'll miss the window.	1.3493	0.05012	146	105	31	10
644	When I saw you .... I knew it was a long shot....	1.3493	0.05012	146	105	31	10
645	I have this effect on most people.	1.3490	0.05122	149	109	28	12
646	I wish I could leave too!	1.3487	0.04186	195	138	46	11
647	I love your hair -- or am I missing the point here?	1.3485	0.05376	132	96	26	10
648	When I asked you if you want to get out of here I meant with me.	1.3481	0.05394	135	99	25	11
649	Wow! The ultimate climax!"	1.3478	0.05005	161	119	28	14
650	Wouldn't it be a bit safer to go home in a taxi?	1.3478	0.04551	184	134	36	14
651	Can I get you a drink, or are you taking off?	1.3475	0.04930	141	100	33	8
652	Leaving so fast?	1.3474	0.04449	190	138	38	14
653	Let me tell you about the time I was shot out of a canon much bigger than this one.	1.3473	0.04799	167	122	32	13
654	You know I’m a big Pachelbel fan myself	1.3473	0.04799	167	122	32	13
655	I prefer a shot of whisky myself.	1.3473	0.04724	167	121	34	12
656	I always considered you to be a real bombshell!	1.3469	0.04695	147	103	37	7
657	Are you naked?	1.3465	0.05632	127	94	22	11
658	You know the car is out front?	1.3464	0.04478	153	106	41	6
659	So you're the big shot nobody is talking about.	1.3462	0.04783	156	112	34	10
660	You could have just said you were ready to leave.	1.3457	0.04406	162	113	42	7
661	Why "No, I'm not great with social cues." Why do you ask?	1.3457	0.04822	162	118	32	12
662	We won't fire you if you'll just take the vaccine.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
663	So what do you do for a living?	1.3455	0.04602	165	118	37	10
664	One hell of a coming out party, Liz.	1.3455	0.04682	165	119	35	11
665	Well, I should let you go.	1.3455	0.04987	165	123	27	15
666	As your life coach, I remind you that aiming high is just a metaphor.	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
667	The littlest things set me off too	1.3452	0.04386	168	118	42	8
668	I know. It’s impossible to get a cab these days.	1.3452	0.04467	168	119	40	9
669	It's always worked before.	1.3448	0.05214	145	107	26	12
670	I'd rather split an Uber...	1.3444	0.05064	151	111	28	12
671	Isn't your reputation as the Blond Bombshell getting worn a bit thin?	1.3442	0.05078	154	114	27	13
672	I guess you'll be leaving soon?	1.3439	0.04926	157	115	30	12
673	Drinks after? I'd like to see where this is going.	1.3439	0.04395	189	137	39	13
674	We only associate ourselves with people of the highest caliber.	1.3438	0.04525	160	113	39	8
675	Thanks for asking, but I'm more of a lampshade-on-the-head man.	1.3438	0.04779	160	116	33	11
676	So tell me, why did you name your cannon "the mansplainer escape machine?"	1.3438	0.05019	160	119	27	14
677	Glass ceilings were made to be broken!	1.3436	0.04797	163	119	32	12
678	Do you really think you need to make such a dramatic exit?	1.3436	0.04636	163	117	36	10
679	It’s amazing that we met, as I’m in the safety net business.	1.3434	0.04812	166	122	31	13
680	Knock 'em dead, honey.	1.3433	0.05201	134	97	28	9
681	That one is smooth and full-bodied. If you like dry and oaky, you must try our trebuchet.	1.3431	0.05716	137	105	17	15
682	I didn't make the SpaceX guest list either; Is this Plan B?	1.3427	0.04770	143	101	35	7
683	So I hear you're just about to move out of the building...	1.3427	0.04973	143	103	31	9
684	Oh, you're taking off already?	1.3425	0.04319	181	129	42	10
685	Maybe you should slip into something more comfortable.	1.3423	0.05108	149	110	27	12
686	Or you can just send an e-mail.	1.3419	0.04707	155	111	35	9
687	I set the traverse and elevation for Hackensack. Good Luck.	1.3419	0.05132	155	116	25	14
688	So, what do you do for work?	1.3419	0.04881	155	113	31	11
689	What? Leaving so soon?	1.3419	0.04966	155	114	29	12
690	What's really strange is that you're the third woman I talked to here who doesn't have a phone number!	1.3418	0.05295	158	121	20	17
691	No, this cannon only goes to 59th Street, the one in the bedroom goes to 96th Street.	1.3415	0.04772	164	120	32	12
692	Big deal! I'm getting loaded, too.	1.3413	0.05539	126	93	23	10
693	Before you go could I ask what you were drinking?	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
694	I knew your husband. He was a man of extraordinary caliber!	1.3408	0.04489	179	130	37	12
695	I told you it would be difficult to mingle wearing that.	1.3407	0.05580	135	102	20	12
696	I’m on the do not fly list	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
697	I don't care if you wear a helmet, but you do need to be vaccinated.	1.3406	0.05091	138	100	29	9
698	We wanted your going-away party to be a blast.	1.3404	0.04703	141	99	36	6
699	What do you mean your leaving me ?	1.3403	0.04944	144	104	31	9
700	I heard you have quite a reputation for being loose.	1.3403	0.05230	144	107	25	12
701	So…how’s it going?	1.3403	0.05502	144	110	19	15
702	I'm certain there are easier ways to leave me, Lauren.	1.3401	0.05062	147	108	28	11
703	So you're the new girl. Good luck. The old girl made quite a hit.	1.3396	0.05112	159	120	24	15
704	Say, aren't you the girl from last year who jumped out of the cake?	1.3395	0.04479	162	115	39	8
705	It’s safe to come out now. Your ex just left.	1.3394	0.04901	165	123	27	14
706	you'll get home before me, will you let the dog out?	1.3392	0.04243	171	120	44	7
707	Perhaps you suffer from projectile dysfunction	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
708	If you want to leave, why don't you just say so.	1.3383	0.05431	133	99	23	11
709	I’m an actuary. What do you do?	1.3382	0.05445	136	102	22	12
710	The catapult lady in the other room asked me to ask you the GPS again.	1.3380	0.05372	142	107	22	13
711	I don’t think that it what is meant as a booster shot.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
712	Actually, I'd say we're both lit.	1.3379	0.05012	145	106	29	10
713	I told you we'd have a blast	1.3379	0.04716	145	103	35	7
714	Trust me. This will knock an hour off your commute	1.3377	0.04688	151	108	35	8
715	Are the trains still down?	1.3377	0.04688	151	108	35	8
716	Never thought I'd meet a bombshell like you at Harry's party.	1.3377	0.04962	151	111	29	11
717	Sure, I'll wait here while you gunpowder your nose."	1.3377	0.05306	151	115	21	15
718	And I thought that I was getting blasted tonight.	1.3376	0.04478	157	111	39	7
719	I'm picking up notes of apricot and cinnamon, along with a hint of desperation.	1.3375	0.04511	160	114	38	8
720	No, I don’t have a short fuse. You?	1.3374	0.04784	163	120	31	12
721	Welcome to our gender reveal party!	1.3373	0.04886	169	127	27	15
722	I'm sure the hosts won't be offended if you just walk out the door.	1.3361	0.05411	122	89	25	8
723	Hey, anything to avoid spending the entire night in high heels, right?	1.3359	0.05376	131	97	24	10
724	Your mother and I agree. It’s time to stop working from home.	1.3358	0.05311	137	102	24	11
725	Don’t you think there’s a more subtle way to tell our friends we’re getting divorced ?	1.3357	0.05230	140	104	25	11
726	It’s a going away party	1.3356	0.04689	146	104	35	7
727	As you’re about to learn, it’s hard to get anyone’s attention here in the Big Apple.	1.3356	0.04627	149	106	36	7
728	Just a moment, please, while I open the window for you.	1.3355	0.04471	152	107	39	6
729	Say when.	1.3355	0.04602	155	111	36	8
730	I understand you’re working remotely these days.	1.3353	0.04716	170	126	31	13
731	Any excuse not to hear about Doug's online sommelier course.	1.3333	0.05047	147	109	27	11
732	If we could meet afterwards, I'd like to talk to you about setting up an annuity.	1.3333	0.04885	150	110	30	10
733	What a coincidence! I love canons too.	1.3333	0.04994	153	114	27	12
734	It's kind of a cross between an Irish Goodbye and Brexit.	1.3333	0.04859	147	107	31	9
735	I applaud your decision to go out with a bang.	1.3333	0.04698	150	108	34	8
736	After a few glasses I feel pretty loose myself.	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
737	You look wonderful in black	1.3333	0.04716	162	119	32	11
738	See, I told you this party was going to be a blast!!!	1.3333	0.04859	147	107	31	9
739	You got your wish. You will be a big shot on Park Avenue!	1.3333	0.05025	144	106	28	10
740	Wow! You're truly a bombshell!	1.3333	0.04792	150	109	32	9
741	What did I just drink?	1.3333	0.05593	120	89	22	9
742	Wouldn't a ride home be a better option ?	1.3333	0.04262	174	124	42	8
743	Yeah, but it pays more than jumping out of a cake!	1.3333	0.04608	159	115	35	9
744	Would you like to get a drink later if you’re not going anywhere?	1.3333	0.04563	174	128	34	12
745	Shouldn’t you be coming out of a cake?	1.3333	0.04860	159	118	29	12
746	It’s faster than an uber.	1.3333	0.04663	147	105	35	7
747	Frankly it's not the glass ceiling I'm worried about.	1.3314	0.04652	169	125	32	12
748	Let's get this party started.	1.3312	0.04553	157	113	36	8
749	I don't know. I just thought maybe we could try to find that spark again.	1.3312	0.04792	154	113	31	10
750	See? I told you Chuck's parties are always a blast.	1.3312	0.04703	154	112	33	9
751	I think you are going to make a big impression	1.3312	0.04792	154	113	31	10
752	Are you avoiding me?	1.3311	0.04948	151	112	28	11
753	I love an introvert with an exit strategy.	1.3310	0.05091	145	108	26	11
754	I'm lit too.	1.3310	0.05166	142	106	25	11
755	Well, it's a long story but I don't think you have the time.	1.3310	0.04868	142	103	31	8
756	You'll have a blast	1.3309	0.04611	139	98	36	5
757	OK, I'll keep this short.	1.3309	0.04938	139	101	30	8
758	It’s so nice to speak with someone who has such clear plans for the future.	1.3309	0.05043	139	102	28	9
759	so... tell me something interesting about yourself	1.3309	0.05328	136	102	23	11
760	Don't you think there's a belter way to let the guests know the party's over?	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
761	So where’d you put the ball	1.3306	0.05428	121	89	23	8
762	They were out of giant pop-out cakes due to supply chain issues	1.3305	0.04971	118	83	31	4
763	It's rare for me to find a woman so easy to talk to.	1.3294	0.04553	170	125	34	11
764	Lots of people are good at making a grand entrance, but I have to hand it to you, you’ve taken going out with a bang to a new level.	1.3292	0.04727	161	119	31	11
765	I too am a Civil War reënactor.	1.3292	0.04474	161	116	37	8
766	You said you wanted to start the year off with a bang	1.3290	0.04939	155	116	27	12
767	Because you have nothing to wear?	1.3290	0.04939	155	116	27	12
768	You must be the bigshot I have heard about.	1.3289	0.05168	149	113	23	13
769	'You're leaving early?'	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
770	Bob has assured me he setup the trampoline.	1.3287	0.05039	143	106	27	10
771	I brought you here to tell you that you’re fired.	1.3287	0.05039	143	106	27	10
772	I like a girl who's primed and ready to go.	1.3286	0.04909	140	102	30	8
773	You've been listening to "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" again, haven't you?	1.3285	0.04981	137	100	29	8
774	So we both want to get banged tonight.	1.3285	0.05590	137	106	17	14
775	So it only goes off if your COVID test comes back positive?	1.3282	0.05358	131	98	23	10
776	You're not leaving, are you?	1.3277	0.05217	119	86	27	6
777	Your launch party sure is unique.	1.3269	0.04826	156	116	29	11
778	Best gender reveal idea ever right honey?!?!	1.3268	0.04892	153	114	28	11
779	I’m betting that Dwane had a hard time finding a woman of your caliber.	1.3268	0.04527	153	110	36	7
780	Isn't the canon a bit outdated	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
781	Sorry, I'm looking for someone more down to earth.	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
782	Your dad told me your were in show business now.	1.3265	0.05123	147	111	24	12
783	I see you’re not one for subtle exits?”.	1.3265	0.04441	147	104	37	5
784	Most people find my charm quite disarming.	1.3264	0.05292	144	110	21	13
785	I didn't mean to trigger you.	1.3264	0.04911	144	106	29	9
786	I opened the window, called for an ambulance, got you a drink and lit the fuse. Anything else?	1.3264	0.04811	144	105	31	8
787	You could have just said you weren't interested.	1.3262	0.04982	141	104	28	9
788	So this is how they do 15 second speed dating.	1.3262	0.04982	141	104	28	9
789	So you really are leaving him!	1.3261	0.05056	138	102	27	9
790	Hang in there, you'll go far.	1.3261	0.04950	138	101	29	8
791	Shoot yourself out of a cannon here often?	1.3259	0.05133	135	100	26	9
792	How about a drink before you take off?	1.3259	0.05239	135	101	24	10
793	If you want to go, let's just take the stairs.	1.3259	0.05239	135	101	24	10
794	Actually,the first step in the canonization process is death.	1.3256	0.05521	129	98	20	11
795	There are easier ways to have an impact.	1.3254	0.05018	126	91	29	6
796	Say you love me,and I'll open the window.	1.3254	0.05501	126	95	21	10
797	No, I said the Pachelbel canon	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
798	So it was this or the middle seat?	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
799	A drink before you take off?	1.3252	0.04914	163	124	25	14
800	Next time bring a designated driver.	1.3250	0.04393	160	115	38	7
801	Yes dear, this is the fastest way to get to the mall for Black Friday sales!	1.3250	0.05444	120	88	23	8
802	Would you care for a shot?	1.3248	0.04627	157	115	33	9
803	Can I just tell you a quick story about my family tree before you go?	1.3248	0.05268	117	85	26	6
804	You’re sure I can’t call you a cab?	1.3247	0.04503	154	111	36	7
805	Nice wheels.	1.3246	0.05502	114	84	23	7
806	I agree, taxis and Ubers can be slow.	1.3245	0.04932	151	113	27	11
807	I just wanted a small little hand gun for the party,but I guess everything bigger in texas	1.3245	0.05021	151	113	25	12
808	Wow! When my aunt Faustina was canonized, all she got was a t-shirt	1.3245	0.04750	151	111	31	9
809	Well, it's been a blast!	1.3243	0.04519	148	106	36	6
810	We’re kindred spirits. My ex has always told people I’m a clown.	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
811	Hi, I work in accounting.	1.3239	0.05150	142	107	24	11
812	It was supposed to be a cake but the bakery was closed.	1.3237	0.05228	139	105	23	11
813	I ordered the girl to pop out of a CAKE.	1.3237	0.04703	139	100	33	6
814	Wouldn't it be simpler just to clink this glass with a spoon?	1.3237	0.05327	139	106	21	12
815	I think you're gonna get a real bang out of this.	1.3235	0.04993	136	100	28	8
816	Would you like the window open or closed?	1.3233	0.05179	133	99	25	9
817	Can I get your number in the next five seconds?	1.3231	0.04661	130	92	34	4
818	Being fired can be a blessing in disguise	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
819	I’m into art.	1.3228	0.05230	127	94	25	8
820	So, hey, I'm about to get blasted too!	1.3228	0.04858	158	119	27	12
821	I like to put an emphasis on the "speed" part of dating...	1.3228	0.04331	158	113	39	6
822	Sorry you have to take off so soon."	1.3228	0.04423	158	114	37	7
823	When I said I think you should shoot for the stars I meant it allegorically.....	1.3224	0.04535	152	110	35	7
824	I've had a blast, too.	1.3221	0.04973	149	112	26	11
825	Dinner sometime? I'm an orthopedic surgeon, so we might be a good match.	1.3221	0.04594	149	108	34	7
826	I reread the divorce agreement...it's in there.	1.3221	0.04787	149	110	30	9
827	… and then of course there’s our Platinum Protection Plan, which gives you extra peace of mind for only $9.99 more per month…	1.3220	0.06240	118	94	10	14
828	I’m bored too but maybe we can sneak out quietly	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
829	Frankly,we’ve moved beyond the Western cannon	1.3219	0.04950	146	109	27	10
830	Well this is nice. Most woman run away from me as soon as I start talking.	1.3219	0.05044	146	110	25	11
831	My ex was a loose cannon , too.	1.3219	0.04552	146	105	35	6
832	Yeah, I hate riding the subway too.	1.3217	0.05024	115	82	29	4
833	Have you met the woman in the other room who says her life is one long high wire act?	1.3217	0.05119	143	108	24	11
834	Could we catch up later?	1.3212	0.04852	137	100	30	7
835	I wonder what you'd be like after three cocktails, Cathy	1.3212	0.05276	137	104	22	11
836	Here’s your shot, now don’t blow it!	1.3212	0.04852	137	99	30	7
837	So...what are you wearing?	1.3209	0.05036	134	99	27	8
838	You'll go places fast.	1.3209	0.05360	134	102	21	11
839	Are you available New Year’s Eve?	1.3209	0.05254	134	101	23	10
840	It’s better than Uber except for the powder burns.	1.3209	0.05254	134	101	23	10
841	At least there is no middle seat.	1.3206	0.04757	131	94	32	5
842	Are we the only ones getting bombed at this party?	1.3203	0.04697	128	91	33	4
843	I know you said you wanted to go out with a bang, but this is a bit much.	1.3203	0.04697	128	91	33	4
844	I got rid of my car too.	1.3203	0.05312	128	96	23	9
845	I like to leave early too.	1.3203	0.04510	153	111	35	7
846	Is this really how you want to launch your career?	1.3200	0.04853	150	112	28	10
847	If you're aimed properly, drop in to my place.	1.3200	0.04665	150	110	32	8
848	Want a shot?	1.3200	0.05518	125	95	20	10
849	Not to worry! When it's time, we will open the window.	1.3200	0.05279	125	93	24	8
850	Would you like a drink? Some gunpowder? A helmet?	1.3198	0.04858	172	133	23	16
851	Are you sure I can't call you a Lyft?	1.3197	0.04728	147	108	31	8
852	May I offer you a cigarette?	1.3194	0.04893	144	107	28	9
853	You'll probably get home first. Can you let the dog out?	1.3193	0.04761	166	126	27	13
854	Something's making me suspect I'm boring you.	1.3191	0.04861	141	104	29	8
855	This takes speed dating to a whole new level!	1.3191	0.05065	141	106	25	10
856	They told me you were a BOMBSHELL…	1.3191	0.04861	141	104	29	8
857	Wow, you’re online profile did say you have an explosive personality !	1.3191	0.04308	141	99	39	3
858	What time do you blast off?	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
859	I guess that’s the last time you’ll ask the host if the dip is gluten-free.	1.3185	0.05004	135	100	27	8
860	You´ll go far!	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
861	So...you only do Second Amendment parties?	1.3185	0.04870	157	119	26	12
862	I’m sorry, Jennifer, but the invitation clearly stated that all guests must be vaccinated.	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
863	You Da Bomb!	1.3182	0.05081	132	98	26	8
864	Or we could go back to my place	1.3182	0.05081	132	98	26	8
865	Leave the canon, take the cannoli.	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
866	Oh, you'll be home way before me.	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
867	So you're saying I've got a shot?	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
868	Well...you said you wanted to go out with a bang.	1.3176	0.04701	148	109	31	8
869	It’s the only way you’ll get home in time for Jeopardy.	1.3176	0.04985	148	112	25	11
870	Trust me It’s safer than the vaccine	1.3175	0.05243	126	94	24	8
871	Can I give you a ride home?	1.3175	0.05121	126	93	26	7
872	Hi there again. I’m back with your refill!	1.3175	0.05243	126	94	24	8
873	You're a big shot - any advice?	1.3171	0.05074	123	90	27	6
874	You seem to be in a rather precarious situation here. Are you at all concerned that you’ll be fired?	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
875	Make me an offer I can defuse.	1.3167	0.05674	120	92	18	10
876	I meant I wanted you to meet a Big Shot	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
877	So you're into long distance dating	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
878	Where ever did you find the perfect size cannon?	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
879	You know that's a painting of a window?	1.3162	0.05381	117	87	23	7
880	I’m sorry, but this is how we say goodbye to party crashers.	1.3162	0.05081	136	102	25	9
881	You look like you're having a blast!	1.3158	0.04798	152	114	28	10
882	So Nancy, what do you like to do for fun?	1.3158	0.05048	133	99	26	8
883	Let's blow this place	1.3158	0.05160	133	100	24	9
884	Have you even considered why your employer hires an assistant every single day?	1.3154	0.04674	149	110	31	8
885	Give my regards to Broadway!	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
886	It's faster than Uber. I call it Fodder.	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
887	What a blast to see you again!	1.3151	0.04533	146	106	34	6
888	I just guess I choose a different way to get blasted at parties	1.3151	0.04737	146	108	30	8
889	You won’t be the first to get fired at a Christmas party, heh-heh.	1.3150	0.04835	127	92	30	5
890	Remind me again, after your attention-seeking episode, do I put the cannon in with the recyclables? Laura Milo, Morganville, NJ	1.3150	0.05327	127	96	22	9
891	Didn't I tell you this party would be a blast?	1.3150	0.04962	127	93	28	6
892	While you're out, we could use some more pinot.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
893	Do call me so I know you got home safely.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
894	Too late now, but you'll need to switch wheels to make the window.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
895	I know what you mean! The F train can be so slow on weekends.	1.3147	0.04803	143	106	29	8
896	Can I get you anything drink, dip ... helmet?	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
897	Fascinating. So what do you do for an encore?	1.3145	0.05535	124	95	19	10
898	You're a blast at parties.	1.3145	0.04908	124	90	29	5
899	Wow! This IPO launch party is a lot more than I expected.	1.3145	0.04898	159	122	24	13
900	So, how long are you here for?	1.3143	0.04543	140	101	34	5
901	It could put you out of cell phone range.”	1.3143	0.04975	140	105	26	9
902	I’m picking up a vibe that you don’t want to talk anymore…	1.3139	0.04720	137	100	31	6
903	I have a really soft landing pad at my place.	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
904	Can't you make the usual excuses and leave by the door.	1.3139	0.05049	137	103	25	9
905	You won the free trip.	1.3136	0.05607	118	90	19	9
906	I guess that's enough about me, let's talk about you.	1.3136	0.05476	118	89	21	8
907	Must you pop off so soon?	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
908	Hey, wanna' get outta' here? Lemme point you toward my apartment.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
909	Will you be orbiting or shall I meet you on the roof for a drink?	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
910	People tend to go to extraordinary lengths to avoid talking to me at parties."	1.3133	0.04836	150	113	27	10
911	One more glass of wine and it’ll be a piece of cake	1.3130	0.04997	115	83	28	4
912	Ironic that you have to leave... just when the party is about to get interesting... because of how you're leaving	1.3130	0.04608	131	94	33	4
913	I like your costume."	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
914	Leave it to Ted to throw a mistress reveal party.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
915	I don't know if getting yourself shot out of a cannon is a good idea, but you should at least wear a mask.	1.3130	0.05207	131	99	23	9
916	It was either this or a cake.	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
917	If only we could get their attention	1.3125	0.04673	128	92	32	4
918	If at any point this experience becomes subjectively scary—just remember how great this will look on your college applications.	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
919	I thought you were opposed to the current literary canon.	1.3125	0.05070	144	110	23	11
920	What are you doing later?	1.3125	0.04566	144	105	33	6
921	This is my first time speed-dating. You?	1.3125	0.05518	128	99	18	11
922	Trust me. Uber is so last week.	1.3125	0.05629	128	100	16	12
923	Thank you anyway. I’m set for my ride home.	1.3125	0.04803	128	93	30	5
924	0k honey, I got the hint. I’ll go and get the car”	1.3121	0.04683	157	117	29	10
925	'''I miss traveling too, but I guess not quite as much as you...."	1.3120	0.05257	125	94	23	8
926	Just remember to stick the landing.	1.3116	0.04577	138	100	33	5
927	Like me, looks like you're already lit.	1.3116	0.04691	138	101	31	6
928	Didn’t you work the Miller’s gender reveal last week?	1.3115	0.05470	122	93	20	9
929	Wow, ever since your liposuction you can fit into anything!	1.3111	0.05094	135	102	24	9
930	So you will be leaving early?	1.3111	0.04639	135	98	32	5
931	Wow, and here I was thinking the petite fours were the grand finale!	1.3111	0.05094	135	102	24	9
932	Hey, in this economy, who hasn’t been?	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
933	I told you you should have chosen truth.	1.3111	0.05094	135	102	24	9
934	Boom voyage!	1.3109	0.05167	119	88	25	6
935	When he comes in we'll yell "Surprise" and tell him to make a wish and blow out the fuse. Then you pop out and do your dance. What could go wrong?	1.3108	0.05060	148	114	22	12
936	Risk management isn't going to like this.	1.3103	0.05797	116	90	16	10
937	I do have one last question… Is the Sauvignon Blanc in the fridge all we have?	1.3103	0.04644	145	107	31	7
938	I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.	1.3103	0.04944	145	110	25	10
939	You really should have negotiated a severance package before agreeing to be fired.	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
940	This is what we do to New Yorker editors who don't find our contributions to the caption contest funny!	1.3103	0.05925	116	91	14	11
941	You’re impulsive. I like that in a woman.	1.3103	0.05797	116	90	16	10
942	Catch you later.	1.3101	0.05138	129	97	24	8
943	When I said you could use a shot, I meant a drink.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
944	I told you your entrance- er- exit would bring down the house!	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
945	Sorry...we can't move the window.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
946	Here's to finally crashing through the glass ceiling.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
947	Relax. You're going to be a big hit!	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
948	Looks like you are getting ready to go nowhere fast	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
949	Just so you know, we are on a bus line.	1.3094	0.05090	139	106	23	10
950	Interesting! Who told you it was a costume party?	1.3094	0.04881	139	104	27	8
951	I want to light your fire.	1.3094	0.04881	139	104	27	8
952	Is this the sign you’re ready to go?	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
953	My daughter is aiming for Yale, too.	1.3091	0.04959	110	79	28	3
954	You’re dating profile said you were a firecracker.	1.3087	0.04557	149	110	32	7
955	I'm in finance. And what do you do?	1.3083	0.05525	120	92	19	9
956	I think you'll really make an impression wherever you land.	1.3083	0.05356	133	103	19	11
957	OK, now it's a super-spreader event.	1.3083	0.04674	133	97	31	4
958	Best of luck at college,sweetheart.	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
959	Don't you just love gender reveal parties?	1.3082	0.04817	146	110	27	9
960	You must really hate small talk.	1.3082	0.04617	146	108	31	7
961	Did Elon Musk suggest this?	1.3082	0.04718	146	109	29	8
962	Would it help if I opened a window?	1.3082	0.04545	159	119	31	9
963	Smile, you're on Candid Cannon!	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
964	Can I offer you a drink before you take off?	1.3077	0.04865	156	120	24	12
965	This is way more exciting than the usual Bon Voyage party.	1.3077	0.04573	143	105	32	6
966	I see you can't wait to leave the party.	1.3072	0.04754	153	116	27	10
967	once you clear the window, you will be fine	1.3072	0.04754	153	116	27	10
968	And you must be Mrs Pachelbel?	1.3071	0.05258	140	109	19	12
969	I don’t think this is what the host meant when he asked if you wanted a shot.	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
970	Wow! You really are a bombshell!	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
971	... am I talking too much ?	1.3070	0.05727	114	88	17	9
972	You must be a blast at parties.	1.3067	0.04819	150	114	25	10
973	My ex said I was so boring, people would do anything to get out of a conversation with me"	1.3066	0.04582	137	100	32	5
974	My cannon also shoots amazing things.	1.3063	0.05694	111	85	18	8
975	You had me at hello.	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
976	Are you sure I can’t get you an Uber?	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
977	Ready to leave?	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
978	I'm sorry if your friends think I'm boring	1.3058	0.04958	121	89	27	5
979	When you get there tell them I said hi.	1.3056	0.04438	144	105	34	5
980	I know we planned to leave quickly, but this is too obvious.	1.3056	0.04856	144	109	26	9
981	No worry, you'll soon find your own trajectory.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
982	'Loose cannon'" is a metaphor, darling. Not something to take literally.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
983	So why don’t we shoot over to my place, and I’ll show you my Cannon	1.3052	0.04637	154	116	29	9
984	I won't let anyone drive home while intoxicated from this party. Trust me this is much safer. Just remember to tuck and roll!	1.3051	0.05316	118	89	22	7
985	It's not where you go, it's all about the trip	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
986	They're not serving Cannonballs anymore. They've moved onto Boiler Makers.	1.3049	0.04526	164	124	30	10
987	I see you’re launching your art career!	1.3046	0.04791	151	114	26	9
988	I know we may only have a short time together	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
989	Yeah, a lot of my days are shot to hell too.	1.3043	0.05683	115	89	17	9
990	Ms Howitzer, I presume?	1.3040	0.04714	125	91	30	4
991	I'm more of an 'Irish-Goodbye' guy myself.	1.3040	0.05355	125	96	20	9
992	I’ve been told I have a short fuse too.	1.3040	0.05233	125	95	22	8
993	Its not every day you meet someone of your caliber.	1.3038	0.04553	158	118	30	9
994	Don't you hate it when someone can't take a hint?	1.3037	0.05390	135	106	17	12
995	My number? 3...2...1...	1.3037	0.04962	135	102	25	8
996	Well the fascinating thing about cryptocurrency is...	1.3034	0.04827	145	110	26	9
997	When you asked if I knew what really burns your ass I thought you were being rhetorical.	1.3033	0.05446	122	94	19	9
998	I said SEX-bomb darling, you always forget the sex part.	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
999	Do you think you'd be interested in taking a shot at me?	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
1000	Why can’t you just get high like I do?	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
1001	Joe wasn't kidding when he told me you were a real bombshell."	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
1002	They're doing shots in the kitchen too.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
1003	Back in my day, we shot cereal out of cannons.	1.3028	0.04468	142	104	33	5
1004	Shouldn't we open the window more?	1.3025	0.04707	119	86	30	3
1005	I’ve got the next round.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
1006	It’s a pain in the butt, but at least it beats the traffic.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
1007	Well, I see your life is finally going on an upward trajectory.	1.3023	0.04873	129	96	27	6
1008	So, how is your psychotherapy going?	1.3023	0.05347	129	100	19	10
1009	I told you not to come.	1.3023	0.04996	129	97	25	7
1010	Just remember to tuck and roll!	1.3023	0.04996	129	97	25	7
1011	Social safety net be damned --- I just had to come over and introduce myself.	1.3023	0.04747	129	95	29	5
1012	FYI, the toilet's working now.	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1013	I think I got it, Is it Tick Tick Boom ?	1.3016	0.05436	126	98	18	10
1014	Can't you just give a guy a shot?	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
1015	There’s a larger window in the study.	1.3010	0.05988	103	80	15	8
1016	Your mother and I are hoping we'll see more of you now that we've installed a skylight.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1017	This is not the ‘let’s leave’ signal we agreed on.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1018	One more shot?	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1019	We just met. What’s the rush?	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1020	Sybil! The walls of the gallery are solid cement; you are about to become a “Jackson Pollack”.	1.3008	0.05227	133	103	20	10
1021	I hear you made a big impression in your Philharmonic debut in the '1812 Overture'.	1.3007	0.04551	153	115	30	8
1022	Aren’t you having a blast?	1.3000	0.05222	100	73	24	3
1023	Didn't I see you popping out of a cake somewhere?	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
1024	Okay to shoot by later?	1.3000	0.04456	130	94	33	3
1025	And if this doesn't get their attention...?	1.3000	0.04610	150	113	29	8
1026	Wear a mask, honey. You might land near an anti-vaxxer.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
1027	If you want to leave, we can just leave. You don't have to be dramatic.	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1028	Great costume!	1.2993	0.04789	137	103	27	7
1029	Any travel plans?	1.2993	0.04789	137	103	27	7
1030	What time to do you go off?	1.2993	0.04559	137	101	31	5
1031	I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone of your caliber before!	1.2992	0.05039	127	95	24	7
1032	It’s the newest way to get to the top.	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
1033	May I douse your fuse?	1.2991	0.05328	117	89	21	7
1034	So you’re going for the grand exit?	1.2987	0.04334	154	114	34	6
1035	And it's powered purely by academic pretentiousness you say?	1.2985	0.04858	134	101	26	7
1036	No, the glass ceiling has never been an issue for me.	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
1037	Can't find an Uber?	1.2984	0.04989	124	93	25	6
1038	So that's how you make your fast exits from a dull party.	1.2984	0.05245	124	95	21	8
1039	Got any plans for New Year's?	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
1040	I envy you because I have a really short fuse	1.2979	0.04358	141	103	34	4
1041	Wow,your a real bombshell.	1.2979	0.05107	141	110	20	11
1042	Impressive idea, but you may want to quickly google 'Sally Ride' .	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
1043	Maybe life wouldn’t feel like a circus act if your aren’t always getting loaded…	1.2977	0.05163	131	101	21	9
1044	I told you this party would be a blast!	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1045	So you're finally launching your start up?	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
1046	In my fraternity days I would often get blasted, too.	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1047	Wow, you must be the artist famous for making dramatic exits!	1.2975	0.03966	158	114	41	3
1048	I’m glad to see another female author in the cannon.	1.2973	0.04838	148	114	24	10
1049	You’ll be okay. It’s illegal to yell ‘FIRE!’ in a crowded cocktail party.	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
1050	Shouldn’t you be in a cake?	1.2973	0.04838	148	114	24	10
1051	I wondered what they meant by “High Caliber Entertainment”	1.2971	0.04413	138	101	33	4
1052	Maybe you can tell me why that left wheel is so much smaller than the right one?	1.2969	0.04621	128	94	30	4
1053	You know there are other safer ways to get where you need to go and still avoid the subway.	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
1054	Interestingly,the cannon was invented in 12th century China…	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
1055	Don't you think you're taking "social distancing" a bit far?	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
1056	I'm not really comfortable in crowds yet, either.	1.2966	0.04498	145	108	31	6
1057	Must you leave so soon?	1.2963	0.04827	135	102	26	7
1058	I'm just going to sneak out when no one is looking.	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1059	I'm a bit of a loose canon myself.	1.2963	0.04787	162	127	22	13
1060	Well,you’ve got my attention! Are you wearing anything in there?	1.2960	0.05208	125	96	21	8
1061	Do we always have to be the first to leave?	1.2960	0.05208	125	96	21	8
1062	You're the performance artist?	1.2960	0.04955	125	94	25	6
1063	Get out of there immediately! I’d never fire an employee of your caliber.	1.2960	0.04687	125	92	29	4
1064	But then I said, ' who wants a humdrum divorce?'	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
1065	It's a shame you have to leave so soon.	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
1066	I guess they were right Ivanka when they said you will do anything for attention.	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
1067	Your coming out party, I presume	1.2960	0.05682	125	100	13	12
1068	Do you believe in love at last sight?	1.2960	0.05451	125	98	17	10
1069	Mr. Davidson found a great new way to get people home without worrying about any impaired driving.	1.2959	0.06017	98	76	15	7
1070	You have social anxiety? But you appear so confident.	1.2958	0.05075	142	111	20	11
1071	I never thought there’d be a worse alternative to a shotgun wedding.	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1072	I have been wanting to get one of these as I hear they are really good on milage.	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1073	So, are you the artist or just a thrill seeker?	1.2957	0.05236	115	87	22	6
1074	So are you the big shot performing artist everyone is talking about?	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
1075	I'll handle the fire department, just don't forget the ice.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
1076	Hi, I’m Dave. How do you like me so far?	1.2955	0.05240	132	103	19	10
1077	I understand you've been trying to get my attention?	1.2952	0.06041	105	83	13	9
1078	I hear your career is really taking off.	1.2951	0.05032	122	92	24	6
1079	Our building has a variety of alternative transportation options.	1.2950	0.04618	139	104	29	6
1080	Are you sure the window's open?	1.2950	0.04386	139	102	33	4
1081	I had no idea Segway made this Get-away model.	1.2950	0.04729	139	105	27	7
1082	I don't believe we've met, I fly United.	1.2946	0.05327	112	85	21	6
1083	Alright, you get the house.	1.2946	0.05092	129	99	22	8
1084	I couldn't agree more—let the airlines strike.	1.2946	0.05324	129	101	18	10
1085	You only get one chance to make a first impression.	1.2945	0.04255	146	107	35	4
1086	I know things have been rough lately, but I'm sure you'll land on your feet.	1.2941	0.04318	136	99	34	3
1087	I think you're at the wrong party	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1088	And may I ask, is there a Mr. Knievel?	1.2941	0.05675	102	78	18	6
1089	I guess you could say she has a short fuse.	1.2937	0.04397	160	121	31	8
1090	I've always wanted to start a relationship with a bang!	1.2936	0.05422	109	83	20	6
1091	Uhm,hey,hi. I, didn’t realize speed-dating was so intense.	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
1092	Try this wine...it's the Bomb!"	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
1093	I see you are saving money on Uber.	1.2932	0.05094	133	103	21	9
1094	“When you leave, this party will be a blast.”	1.2931	0.05197	116	88	22	6
1095	"Are you Freudian or Jungian in your ethos?	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
1096	Wow, this second glass is hitting me pretty hard	1.2931	0.04900	116	86	26	4
1097	So you’re NOT staying for cake?	1.2931	0.05051	116	87	24	5
1098	I always have a blast at Charlie's parties!	1.2930	0.04167	157	116	36	5
1099	I'm single, own my own company, like long walks on the beach and being shot out of cannons.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1100	Nice icebreaker	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
1101	I knew you'd come out when the wine was served.	1.2927	0.04722	123	91	28	4
1102	So, you haven't found new work since the circus closed?	1.2927	0.04997	123	93	24	6
1103	This went really well for a blind date! Can I call you?	1.2927	0.05257	123	95	20	8
1104	It's great to see more women in the canon.	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
1105	It's our anniversary, you said, let's do shots, you said...	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1106	I'm more of a "how about this weather?" kind of guy	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
1107	Sweetheart, when you were young, I always said you were a pistol. And now look at you.	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
1108	Well, I think your career is definitely on an upward trajectory.	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1109	I heard you married a big shot	1.2914	0.04660	151	116	26	9
1110	Are you really leaving in 6 seconds?	1.2913	0.04887	127	96	25	6
1111	Fine, Olivia. If we need a stripper pole, we'll get a stripper pole.	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
1112	I was planning on landing somewhere else tonight, too!	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
1113	So funny, I thought you were going to jump off the diving board and grab your knees.	1.2909	0.05532	110	85	18	7
1114	We are maskless and indoors so everyone here is taking a risk.	1.2908	0.04562	141	106	29	6
1115	We're out of cheese.	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
1116	I see you found our prenup agreement“	1.2903	0.05465	124	98	16	10
1117	I hear its very competitively priced, especially compared to Space X and Virgin.	1.2901	0.04784	131	99	26	6
1118	You should really wear a helmet.	1.2901	0.04905	131	100	24	7
1119	so then elon said '69 is the new 420' and it was so freakin epic! anyway, back to crypto...	1.2900	0.05911	100	78	15	7
1120	Sure I can't call you an Uber?	1.2897	0.05313	107	81	21	5
1121	Couldn't you once manage a party without getting blasted?	1.2897	0.04970	107	79	25	3
1122	Yes, you have a unique way of 'Coming Out,' Darling.	1.2897	0.04368	145	108	32	5
1123	Finally, a solution to our no-politics rule.	1.2895	0.05392	114	88	19	7
1124	I've always felt that I was destined to meet someone of your caliber.	1.2895	0.04538	152	116	28	8
1125	Crosstown? You’ll get there faster on the E train	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
1126	We have something in common. We're both half lit.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1127	It's nice to find a woman of your caliber at a party these days.	1.2895	0.05246	114	87	21	6
1128	I think there are better ways of getting across town	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1129	Looks like someone brushed up on their party tricks during quarantine.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1130	A net? Just land on my sofa.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1131	Before you go, can I get your number?	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1132	Uber Express? I can’t say I’ve heard of it.	1.2893	0.05174	121	93	21	7
1133	It was really nice chatting. Good luck finding your vaccination card.	1.2893	0.05306	121	94	19	8
1134	I’m buck naked.	1.2891	0.04979	128	98	23	7
1135	Geez Mary if you needed an icebreaker to talk about gun control at the party , a magazine on your desk would suffice "	1.2889	0.04687	135	102	27	6
1136	We were expecting a cake	1.2885	0.05234	104	78	22	4
1137	Didn't I tell you it would be a blast??	1.2885	0.04864	104	76	26	2
1138	I know you’re not a fan of Merlot but really, isn’t this a bit much?	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1139	I heard you’re boring.	1.2883	0.05635	111	87	16	8
1140	That's one way to beat the traffic	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1141	I bet you can't quess what amendment I'm thinking of.	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1142	My guess is that canon was built for one.	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1143	You seem in a hurry to leave	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
1144	Miss you? Of course I will. The question is, will you miss me?	1.2880	0.04795	125	94	26	5
1145	Will you be safe going home alone?	1.2880	0.05183	125	97	20	8
1146	What are you doing after work?	1.2880	0.04658	125	93	28	4
1147	Maybe you’d like a drink first?	1.2880	0.04517	125	92	30	3
1148	That's too bad you don't get credit for any of those frequent fliers programs.	1.2879	0.04373	132	97	32	3
1149	Yeah, I hate all those travel restrictions too.	1.2879	0.04990	132	102	22	8
1150	How far will you go on a first date?	1.2878	0.04706	139	106	26	7
1151	That cannon would look better on my bedroom floor.	1.2872	0.06350	94	75	11	8
1152	You look different from your picture.	1.2870	0.05271	108	82	21	5
1153	No, I'm pretty sure that Lady Godiva rode a horse.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1154	I prefer ghosting.	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1155	I was hoping we could get blasted together.	1.2870	0.05350	115	89	19	7
1156	It’s your 2nd Amendment right, I suppose.	1.2869	0.05004	122	93	23	6
1157	The party is a real blast.	1.2868	0.04822	129	98	25	6
1158	If tomorrow night's not good for you, I'll understand.	1.2868	0.04946	129	99	23	7
1159	Call me when you have your elevator pitch.	1.2868	0.04946	129	99	23	7
1160	No failure-to-launch for you, right?	1.2868	0.05185	129	101	19	9
1161	My agency is running a special on life and casualty insurance.	1.2868	0.04694	129	97	27	5
1162	Seriously, Marybeth, I’m happy to call an Uber for you instead.	1.2868	0.04885	136	105	23	8
1163	Bringing weapons to work? If you keep this up you’ll be fired.	1.2867	0.04824	143	111	23	9
1164	You go ahead and I’ll direct them to the buffet.	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
1165	I see I'm too late to light your fuse.	1.2857	0.04893	126	96	24	6
1166	can i get your number in case you survive?	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1167	I knew I was boring, but am I THAT boring?	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
1168	Got a match?	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
1169	It’s mid 19th century modern.	1.2857	0.05445	112	87	18	7
1170	I'll bet you're a big splash at pool parties.	1.2857	0.04941	119	90	24	5
1171	It's so great talking to you. Usually it feels like women can't wait to get away.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1172	Or I could just drop you off in a cab.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1173	Sorry you have to leave.	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
1174	Go ahead, light my fire.	1.2857	0.04957	133	103	22	8
1175	Ooh and more olives, too.	1.2857	0.05295	112	85	20	6
1176	Let's shoot over to my place.	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
1177	I guess I should have paid more attention to the 'She's the bomb' on my dating app.	1.2847	0.04742	137	105	25	7
1178	When are they playing the”1812” Overture?	1.2847	0.04627	137	104	27	6
1179	Jumping out of a cake would be easier but everyone’s off gluten and sugar.	1.2847	0.04854	137	106	23	8
1180	I love your canon of work.	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
1181	Are you sure I can't call an Uber for you?	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
1182	Well, I see you are going out with a bang!"	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
1183	Call us when you get to Philadelphia.	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
1184	Well I told you not to get into the eggnog.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
1185	You're going to make a grand exit.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
1186	We've got to do this again, you're a ball!	1.2846	0.04968	123	93	23	6
1187	There’s an exit they won’t soon forget.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
1188	I'll make this quick...	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1189	You know, I was something of a performance artist myself.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1190	Actually, we expected a dramatic entrance.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1191	There’s drones that can scan the exhibit a lot safer.	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1192	Hi, can you point me towards the mall?	1.2844	0.05695	109	86	15	8
1193	Do you do Bar Mitzvahs?	1.2844	0.05842	109	87	13	9
1194	Love the enthusiasm, but a New Year’s Eve hat would have sufficed.	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1195	So, Miriam tells me you’re something of a big shot?	1.2843	0.05973	102	81	13	8
1196	Here’s to a great trajectory.	1.2843	0.04700	102	74	27	1
1197	Finding a soft landing is the key.	1.2843	0.05973	102	81	13	8
1198	You really are going to be quite the catch!	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1199	So I guess you won't be needing a ride home?	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1200	I think it's a toss up between 'Cannonball' and 'Light My Fire' for tonight's Karaoke.	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
1201	Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.	1.2835	0.04730	127	96	26	5
1202	Sincerely, thank you for being my conversation starter.	1.2835	0.04596	127	95	28	4
1203	Oh, didn’t even notice your cannon— I was too busy trying to figure out whatever the fuck is going on with the floor at this ghost party.	1.2833	0.05698	120	97	12	11
1204	Is it true that you plan to be canonized?	1.2833	0.04761	120	90	26	4
1205	No, I said our host was big on tannins.	1.2833	0.04611	120	89	28	3
1206	My DNA test said I come from a long line of human cannonballs.	1.2833	0.04761	120	90	26	4
1207	But we were just starting to catch up! I could get you a longer wick?	1.2832	0.05254	113	86	20	6
1208	I think you're really going to appreciate our open floor plan.	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1209	This is so much better than the party where you were sawed in half.	1.2830	0.05805	106	84	14	8
1210	It’s called a “Ringling Exit”	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1211	We're not keen on party crashers.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1212	I didn't know human cannonballs could work from home.	1.2828	0.06098	99	79	12	8
1213	you look explosive if i might say so.	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1214	The invitation clearly said 'Proof of Vaccination Required'.	1.2824	0.04372	131	97	31	3
1215	I’ll count you down…	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
1216	You must be the big shot.	1.2823	0.05065	124	96	20	7
1217	Rumor has it you’re about to be fired…	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
1218	It looks like you're ready to leave.	1.2822	0.04220	163	124	32	7
1219	I'll finish your wine and meet you at the car.	1.2822	0.04220	163	124	32	7
1220	Wow. You teach performance art at Bard.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
1221	You’ve certainly come out of your shell.	1.2821	0.04832	117	88	25	4
1222	Are you free for dinner afterwards?	1.2818	0.04499	110	80	29	1
1223	What kind of mileage do you get on that?	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1224	After this, should we meet at the hospital for another drink?	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1225	You're about to be fired.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1226	3 to 1 you don’t make it through the window.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1227	I had no idea circus performers can be “on call.	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1228	At least they’ve got you pointed toward the window.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1229	How interesting. I was also the result of a circus accident.	1.2816	0.05054	103	77	23	3
1230	Have a good life and write if you get work.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1231	Did you forget your mask?	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1232	What were they thinking with this carpet?	1.2812	0.06052	96	76	13	7
1233	Now that’s an icebreaker.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
1234	The elevation's right but you'll never hit Jersey City with that windage.	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
1235	Really? You arrived in a cake?	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
1236	„With this, you‘re officially launched.“	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
1237	I'm kind of a big shot in my own way, too.	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1238	Once you clear the window, the pool is only three floors down.	1.2804	0.04932	107	80	24	3
1239	See you at home, honey	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
1240	Honestly, do you think I have a shot?	1.2803	0.04847	132	101	23	7
1241	So, what do you do when you're not with the circus?	1.2800	0.05029	125	97	21	7
1242	Honey, I do pay attention to you.	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
1243	Congratulations on your new position.	1.2800	0.04628	125	94	27	4
1244	We failed to create teleportation, soo....	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	22	6
1245	You're a real blast from the past.	1.2800	0.04765	125	95	25	5
1246	This party was the bomb!	1.2800	0.05140	100	75	22	3
1247	I like to start my nights out with a bang, too!	1.2797	0.04140	143	106	34	3
1248	At least you're not driving.	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1249	I'm a blast from your past!	1.2797	0.04644	118	88	27	3
1250	No, I've never heard of extreme social distancing.	1.2797	0.05231	118	92	19	7
1251	May I get you a glass of wine? Or do you want a light?	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1252	Are you making an overture?	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
1253	I like that cannon. That's a nice cannon.	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1254	I prefer being squeezed from a tube, myself.	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
1255	Well, of course I'd like to see your party trick.	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1256	Is it Ok if I refer to you as a bomb shell?	1.2793	0.05147	111	85	21	5
1257	Private space travel is tres' chic.	1.2793	0.05147	111	85	21	5
1258	C’mon, you’re already a blast !	1.2793	0.04818	111	83	25	3
1259	10,9,8, I forgot your helmet, 3..	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1260	This will put “reveal parties” on a whole new level.	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1261	Trust me! This video will go viral in 30 seconds!!	1.2787	0.05109	122	95	20	7
1262	I don't like to drive either.	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
1263	It makes a much stronger statement than popping out of a cake.	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
1264	And if you think that dream was interesting, just wait until you hear this one.	1.2782	0.05158	133	106	17	10
1265	Aren't you a little old for your parents to be having a gender reveal party?	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
1266	Leaving early?	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
1267	Are you making 1812 Overtures to me?	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
1268	Thanks, but I’ll just get an Uber.	1.2782	0.04932	133	104	21	8
1269	So…did you go to school for this?	1.2778	0.05709	108	86	14	8
1270	I thought you signed up to pop out of a cake!	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1271	What a coincidence. We both do shell games.	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
1272	We'll, if not your phone number, then how about your next of kin?	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1273	I don't know what to do with my hands either, but that's why I grabbed a drink.	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
1274	This is going to be the best book launch ever.	1.2774	0.05047	137	109	18	10
1275	Really, you’re aimed at NRA Headquarters?	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1276	I didn’t think Dave knew anyone of this caliber.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1277	perhaps you would like to hear some more of my anecdotes?	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1278	We've been looking for an employee of your caliber for years.	1.2772	0.05650	101	79	16	6
1279	Clever ghosting strategy.	1.2769	0.05006	130	102	20	8
1280	Times Square? I can point you in the right direction.	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1281	And you say they're still hiring?	1.2768	0.04781	112	84	25	3
1282	Hell of a launch party!	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
1283	When they go low, you go high!	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
1284	Don’t your think it would be a lot easier to just give me a fake number?	1.2768	0.05262	112	87	19	6
1285	They'll get a bang out of this...	1.2766	0.04942	141	112	19	10
1286	I may be presumptuous, but I sense we are of the same caliber	1.2766	0.04624	141	109	25	7
1287	No thanks. I’m driving so I can’t do shots with you tonight.	1.2764	0.04802	123	94	24	5
1288	I’d love to light you up.	1.2764	0.04516	123	92	28	3
1289	Have you considered Uber?	1.2764	0.04661	123	93	26	4
1290	So… how’s the gig economy treating you?	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1291	Something I said?	1.2762	0.05152	105	80	21	4
1292	I love your parents' approach to your "failure to launch."	1.2762	0.04972	105	79	23	3
1293	I’m just going to shoot out for a minute	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1294	Are you free next weekend to jump out of my birthday cake?	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1295	I've a long history of getting fired too, that's why I'm here networking.	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
1296	Trust me, it's the best option during surge pricing.	1.2761	0.04543	134	102	27	5
1297	So, you come here often?	1.2759	0.04676	116	87	26	3
1298	Alice, look at it this way, if my last name wasn’t Kramden…you’d never see the MOON!!!	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
1299	If you land in Paris,bring back a bottle of Château de Knouff 1983.	1.2759	0.04834	116	88	24	4
1300	Yes, this should be a lot more exciting than jumping out of a cake.	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
1301	No you are overreacting …however, if you are interested in renewing your car’s warranty …	1.2759	0.05419	116	92	16	8
1302	I heard you’re going south for the winter.	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
1303	I wonder what Freud would say about this?	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
1304	Alright, you win. I'll go to couples' therapy.	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
1305	May I fire you home?	1.2752	0.05510	109	86	16	7
1306	So I hear you have a new job?	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1307	Just passing through?	1.2752	0.04676	109	81	26	2
1308	There are less obvious ways to leave me at the party.	1.2752	0.05354	109	85	18	6
1309	Do you come out of here often?	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1310	I see you ordered the Harvey Wallbanger.	1.2752	0.04491	109	80	28	1
1311	I remember you from the last circus fundraiser.	1.2750	0.05153	120	94	19	7
1312	The door's to your left.	1.2750	0.04728	120	91	25	4
1313	Watch your head on the way out.	1.2750	0.04728	120	91	25	4
1314	I can’t wait to see the rest of you	1.2748	0.04972	131	103	20	8
1315	When Katie discovered no-one else was dressing up for Halloween she realized her civil war costume was a little conspicuous.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1316	Hang on, I’m not done talking about cancel culture.	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
1317	You always said you wanted a great send off.	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1318	Let me just say how much we appreciate your wanting to break our glass ceiling.	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1319	I Googled ‘Physics’; you’ll be fine.	1.2743	0.04399	113	83	29	1
1320	....and I said I don't care what HR says, its very difficult for me to work from home!	1.2743	0.05067	113	87	21	5
1321	Please come again when you can stay longer.	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
1322	I hear you also had a blast at your last party	1.2743	0.05515	113	90	15	8
1323	Boss said “You’re fired!” so I said “No, YOU’RE fired!” and, boom! Problem solved!	1.2743	0.05221	113	88	19	6
1324	No, I didn’t know the NRA was involved in fashion.	1.2743	0.04909	113	86	23	4
1325	Is there room for two?	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
1326	You sure you won’t reconsider being sawn in half?	1.2742	0.04768	124	95	24	5
1327	You look loaded!	1.2742	0.05036	124	97	20	7
1328	Cool! You’ve taken the old “watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat” to a whole new party trick!	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1329	With all due respect, Madam, I think your dress designer ought to be shot.	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1330	Good luck in your new location.	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
1331	I’ve always admired people with outgoing social behaviors.	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
1332	My house is directly across the street. Can I see you later?	1.2727	0.04457	110	81	28	1
1333	I've always admired the Western Canon.	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1334	You really take fear of commitment to the next level!	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1335	Did you say you wanted a Jägerbomb?	1.2727	0.04817	110	83	24	3
1336	Before you go, can I have your number?	1.2727	0.04839	121	93	23	5
1337	Are you SURE you're OK to drive?	1.2727	0.04880	143	114	19	10
1338	Don’t know why but I find this so erotic	1.2727	0.05116	121	95	19	7
1339	Are you going non-stop to your destination?	1.2727	0.04821	132	103	22	7
1340	There must be an easier way to cut down on commuting time.	1.2727	0.05055	132	105	18	9
1341	I promise to call the landlord tomorrow about that broken elevator.	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1342	I get it, but have you checked out the NEW LaGuardia?	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1343	Unfortunately this is the only way to the rooftop deck.	1.2721	0.04605	136	105	25	6
1344	I'm looking forward to seeing you leave so quickly.	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
1345	The clothes you’re wearing can’t be that bad. You are wearing clothes?	1.2720	0.05000	125	98	20	7
1346	Just shoot me an e-mail so I know you got home safely.	1.2720	0.04735	125	96	24	5
1347	I don't blame you. I hate the subway, too.	1.2720	0.04735	125	96	24	5
1348	I could give you a ride home	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1349	So what do you do for fun?	1.2719	0.04709	114	86	25	3
1350	I wouldn’t dream of questioning your career choice, Lillian, but I’m afraid you’re on the wrong trajectory.	1.2719	0.04709	114	86	25	3
1351	Do you have a sister?	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
1352	Uh I think that is just decorative.	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1353	I can see you're in a hurry, but my name is Phil!	1.2718	0.05552	103	81	16	6
1354	I wanted to get a head start.	1.2713	0.04766	129	100	23	6
1355	Maybe this isn't the spectacle entrance you hoped for?	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
1356	I hear they may fire you.”	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
1357	If you leave now,you should miss rush-hour.	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
1358	I’m so glad you’re not driving home after drinking.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1359	Next time we’ll come to your encampment.	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
1360	Can I wheel you home after the party?	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1361	It's amazing what they can do with prosthetics these days.	1.2708	0.05826	96	76	14	6
1362	Any chance you want to get out of here?	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1363	My new place has a moat.	1.2703	0.05422	111	88	16	7
1364	My next story will blow you away.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1365	This must be your launch party then.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1366	I got you a glass of wine before you attempt that	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1367	I see you are going to make a quick exit.	1.2703	0.04605	111	83	26	2
1368	Circus daredevil, you say? I sell insurance. We should talk.	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
1369	Sure, a trebuchet is better for the environment, but it just doesn't feel the same	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1370	Well, maybe you should have aimed it towards the window before you lit the fuse.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1371	Not exactly an unobtrusive exit.	1.2696	0.04674	115	87	25	3
1372	There’s no other form of exfoliation like it!	1.2696	0.04990	115	88	21	5
1373	Yes, that is a dynamite idea!	1.2696	0.05287	115	91	17	7
1374	This reminds me of a New Yorker Cartoon! Did you see the submarine one the other day?	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1375	Personally I prefer an AR 15.	1.2696	0.05429	115	92	15	8
1376	Shall I open the skylight?	1.2696	0.04508	115	86	27	2
1377	Wow, there you are! I thought I'd lost you.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1378	Your coming out will be a bombshell.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
1379	I always said you were a blonde bombshell.	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	22	6
1380	So much for the glass ceiling.	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
1381	And then the next thing you know, everything was like BOOM!	1.2692	0.04979	130	103	19	8
1382	I'll join you shortly at that rooftop soiree.	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1383	You've been losing weight, what caliber are you?	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1384	I would have shared an uber with you.	1.2689	0.04877	119	92	22	5
1385	Mother said this was the place I could meet a woman of your caliber.	1.2689	0.04728	119	91	24	4
1386	Your right the cake thing was so overdone	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
1387	I really hate to see you leave this way.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
1388	It's safer than flying coach.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1389	But does the circus do 401K matching?	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1390	On your way out? But I haven’t finished telling you about my screenplay!	1.2685	0.04853	108	82	23	3
1391	I have to hand it the host for thinking outside the box.	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1392	It’s OK, I’ve already opened the window	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1393	You get one shot at making a first impression. Make it good.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1394	That's not what they meant when they recommended a booster shot. Herbert Karasin Birdsboro Pa.	1.2680	0.04973	97	73	22	2
1395	Did I mention my improv group is performing later tonight?	1.2679	0.05071	112	87	20	5
1396	So does this mean the wedding is off?	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
1397	I know you didn't want to come to this party, but this is going too far!	1.2679	0.04743	112	85	24	3
1398	Don't most people RUN away to join the circus?	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1399	So this is both performance art and a splatter painting?	1.2676	0.04679	142	112	22	8
1400	You are my first guest who hasn't realized that the cannon is just there as a conversation piece.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1401	It's a lot cheaper than a bouncer.	1.2673	0.05783	101	81	13	7
1402	I see you submit to the Big Bang theory.	1.2673	0.04644	101	75	25	1
1403	I hear you're going places.	1.2673	0.04852	101	76	23	2
1404	But does it work as well going uptown as cross-town?	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1405	Oh wow, the new Kandinsky!	1.2672	0.04475	116	87	27	2
1406	Oh, you’re a writer, but I’m afraid that’s not the “cannon” you should be trying to get into	1.2672	0.04952	116	90	21	5
1407	Some people know how to make an entrance. You, Alice, really know how to make an exit.	1.2672	0.04798	116	89	23	4
1408	You really know how to make a great entrance.	1.2672	0.04475	116	87	27	2
1409	It's my party and I'll fly if I want to.	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1410	I really hope you catch that roadrunner.	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1411	I asked you wanted a shot but didn't mean that.	1.2672	0.04825	131	103	21	7
1412	What year is it?	1.2667	0.04841	120	93	22	5
1413	I’m sure it is much faster than the crosstown bus.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1414	What time do you get off?	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1415	Leaving already?	1.2667	0.04543	120	91	26	3
1416	I agree! More women in the canon!	1.2667	0.04841	120	93	22	5
1417	I suspect there is a cliche here somewhere.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
1418	So, now that you've been vaccinated. you're going to travel?	1.2667	0.04740	105	79	24	2
1419	Are you sure you don’t want me to call you a cab?	1.2667	0.04694	120	92	24	4
1420	I just think there might be an easier way to end conversations.	1.2667	0.04841	120	93	22	5
1421	Flying has changed since the pandemic.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
1422	I’m into ridiculous circus tricks, too. Can I buy you a drink?	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1423	Don't feel bad. Being fired isn't the end of the world.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1424	Is there space for two?	1.2661	0.05628	109	88	13	8
1425	Honest honey, you'll fly right over those pro-vaxxers outside. And remember, enough ivermectin for at least forty guests.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1426	Are you sure you had both earrings when you arrived?	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1427	I never expected to meet a woman of your caliber.	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1428	Good call - jumping out of a cake is so passé.	1.2660	0.05490	94	72	17	4
1429	Well, I did tell you not to double dip.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1430	You've been a loose cannon since college.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1431	I'm sorry if the card wasn't clear- the cannonball contest was for the children in the backyard.	1.2656	0.04221	128	96	30	2
1432	Haha, you are such a blast!	1.2655	0.05482	113	91	14	8
1433	Just a shot of tequila, some triple-sec and a match and you'll be flying.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1434	. . . You're still going to need a ride home. . . .	1.2655	0.04707	113	86	24	3
1435	Window’s open- may I get your number before you go?”	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1436	You're dynamite, babe! You could blow me away!	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1437	Sorry we had to move your launch party inside.	1.2653	0.04930	98	74	22	2
1438	Your career looks ready to take off.	1.2652	0.04545	132	102	25	5
1439	Well, that’s one way to garner attention at a networking event.	1.2650	0.04763	117	90	23	4
1440	Wait, wait, don't tell me ... new haircut?	1.2650	0.05063	117	92	19	6
1441	Your really going to break the glass ceiling with that job!	1.2650	0.05206	117	91	17	7
1442	I was being sarcastic.	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
1443	Hi! I remember you from the last bash when you jumped out of the cake!	1.2647	0.04810	136	108	20	8
1444	I said I should be canonized for marrying you. This is not what I had in mind.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1445	Let's work on our exit strategy	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1446	I promise to have it clean and reloaded by the time you come back with the ice	1.2645	0.05084	121	96	18	7
1447	So you separate the motion into horizontal and vertical components along the x- and y- axes . . .	1.2644	0.05029	87	65	21	1
1448	Sure you can’t stay?	1.2643	0.04132	140	106	31	3
1449	Don’t be dramatic, Andrea…the wine isn’t that bad.	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1450	So "cannons and tannins" isn't working. What are you thinking for next year's theme?	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1451	Wow, that sounds like a blast!	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
1452	Off you go to college!!!!	1.2640	0.04703	125	97	23	5
1453	I’m just going to have one more. Call me when you get to the house	1.2640	0.04703	125	97	23	5
1454	I'd go myself, but someone has to hold down the fort.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1455	Jesus just wear a mask on the train Helen.	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1456	Doing anything after the party?	1.2636	0.04599	110	83	25	2
1457	Wow, that's a great way to get a head start to the buffet!	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1458	Thank you for doing this,Honey. You’re quite a hit.	1.2636	0.04776	110	84	23	3
1459	I know you want to leave me, the front door would have just been fine.	1.2636	0.04776	110	84	23	3
1460	All I did was bring up politics.	1.2632	0.04515	133	103	25	5
1461	You’ll have to put clothes on before you jump out.	1.2632	0.04671	114	87	24	3
1462	I know you're not my mother. Could you be my fodder?	1.2632	0.04834	114	88	22	4
1463	Where you shooting off to so early?	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1464	I'm not much of a party person, either.	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1465	I also like to cause an explosion at parties, but I do it by mentioning my government conspiracy theories.	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
1466	This not what I was expecting when you invited me to experience your new Canon.	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
1467	Well, I guess you'll be off with a bang.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
1468	So what line of fire are you in?	1.2627	0.04572	118	90	25	3
1469	Okay! I get it, you want to leave.	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
1470	Yep, I chose this over being forced to mingle.	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
1471	So, what brings you here?	1.2627	0.05167	118	94	17	7
1472	I can't wait to blow my load	1.2626	0.06021	99	81	10	8
1473	We’ve got to stop meeting like this.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1474	Yes Dear!	1.2626	0.05668	99	79	14	6
1475	I cannon get enough of you	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1476	When will you be leaving?	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1477	Can you get an extra bag of party ice on your way back?	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
1478	I'm sorry you have to leave early	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1479	I think you'll make great impression.	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
1480	Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1481	Kinda gives “ being lit” a new meaning huh?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1482	This time, I remembered to leave the window open.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1483	It's so refreshing to meet someone of your caliber. Jon Lindsey	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
1484	I want to show everyone that social distancing can be exciting, if you get creative.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
1485	Hi - I don't want to be 'that guy', but I really like your cannon!	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
1486	I didn't know being an introvert was that serious!	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1487	As I was mansplaining...	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1488	Faster than the subway,eh?	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1489	We'd better hurry before the launch window closes	1.2617	0.04471	107	80	26	1
1490	Is there room for two? This party is dreadful!	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1491	Enough about my job. Let me explain football.	1.2617	0.05529	107	86	14	7
1492	Must have been a hell of a bet...	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1493	If you're tired of hearing about The Three Stooges, I also do bird calls.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1494	Is it a hybrid?	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1495	It’s OK. I can handle a long-distance relationship.	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1496	I could have given you a ride home	1.2613	0.05386	111	89	15	7
1497	What are we having for dinner,dear?	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
1498	I get the feeling that I'm boring you.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1499	The only thing my neighbors hate more than this is my surround sound system.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1500	You've gotta meet my friend Art Tillery.	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1501	I said it would be a blast.	1.2609	0.04797	115	89	22	4
1502	What reenactment are you from?	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1503	I grew it from a shotgun.	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
1504	I see you're having a blast!	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1505	Any upcoming travel plans?	1.2604	0.04966	96	73	21	2
1506	If you must leave make it a Royal-Exit	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
1507	Time to blow this popsicle stand?	1.2602	0.05011	123	97	18	7
1508	Well, actually, the first woman was shot out of a cannon at a dinner party in 1872, but I can understand how you might've missed that.	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1509	So you’re an extroverted introvert?	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1510	Sure, I can give you a light!	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1511	Leaving so soon? Don't you want to hear more about my career?	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
1512	Remember me to Herald Square!	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
1513	I believe this party is definitely lit.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1514	This is a helluva blind date!	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1515	Honey, you could have just told me you wanted to leave the party.	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
1516	You look the type to leave a party just before it gets going!	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1517	Blah...blah...blah. Point me toward the open window already.	1.2598	0.05149	127	103	15	9
1518	Tomorrow my name will be synonymous with "throws the best cocktail parties"!	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1519	So you're in Risk management?	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1520	Let's take a picture with your canon.	1.2596	0.04531	104	78	25	1
1521	You must meet my wife. She's a firecracker.	1.2596	0.05796	104	85	11	8
1522	Don't worry, we all hit the wall.	1.2596	0.05633	104	84	13	7
1523	Got a light?	1.2593	0.05639	108	87	12	8
1524	Forget Blue Origin. You’ll be weightless for 4 seconds but it’s only $25.00	1.2593	0.05938	108	90	8	10
1525	Can you make some room for me ? Everyone else does seem to support Trump	1.2593	0.06521	81	66	9	6
1526	I've never met a woman of such high caliber before.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1527	I hate to see you go like this, but I'll manage and pick up the pieces.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1528	Is this your idea of a grand entrance?	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1529	When I said “I love you the moon and back” , I had something less literal in mind…	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1530	Hey, why don't I point this thing at my place?	1.2589	0.05343	112	90	15	7
1531	It's a beautiful sendoff, honey	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
1532	I know I said I want to blow this pop stand, Honey, but I was thinking of just slipping out the side door.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
1533	So… does too many cocktails make you a loose cannon?	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1534	Say, aren't you one of the KABOOM sisters?	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1535	So, you're launching your brand tonight.	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1536	Excuse me, but I need to go gunpowder my nose.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1537	The cross-town express stops just two blocks from here.	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1538	How thoughtful of Elon Musk to have an economy flight!	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1539	So,what do you do?	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1540	Did you just say, "Oh, shoot!"?	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
1541	No, I agree! Way more exciting than the Irish Goodbye...	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1542	Funny, I would have pegged you more for a high wire act.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1543	I can't believe nobody's wearing ear protection.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1544	I can see that you're going places.	1.2581	0.05105	124	100	16	8
1545	I opened the window for you, Honey.	1.2581	0.05105	124	100	16	8
1546	You want to blow this party.	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
1547	Attention grabber, for sure; Life of the party, we'll see	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
1548	It's a gift for Kyle Rittenhouse from his wish list.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1549	Uber Circus Pricing”? Who knew	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1550	You seem to have a short fuse.	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
1551	Is this your first time at one of these?	1.2578	0.04187	128	97	29	2
1552	It's been a blast.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
1553	I see - you mean that a canon of work has a special meaning in performance art?	1.2578	0.04866	128	102	19	6
1554	Wow, I've never talked to such a big shot as you before!	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1555	You must save a ton on cab fare.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1556	It's unusual at a party to meet someone of your caliber.	1.2576	0.04884	132	106	18	8
1557	Time to blow this joint?	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1558	I thought you'd like a drink first!	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1559	Slight change of plans...can you do it backwards wearing high heels?	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
1560	I, too, never drink when I'm going to fly.	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
1561	Do you really need to leave that quickly?	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1562	Don’t go yet—I haven’t finishing explaining NFTs.	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
1563	Honestly? My wife wanted to hire a string quartet.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
1564	They said there were going to be bombshells at this party	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1565	I agree, Babs. This party is a blast.	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1566	I see you got your shot.	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1567	You are right my friends don't even notice you.	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
1568	Sorry, Nancy, you're fired. And this is your going away party.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1569	I don't really see this as a viable path to sainthood..	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1570	Diane, 'shot out of a cannon' is just an expression.	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1571	That's great! Now let me tell you about my true passion, stamp collection.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1572	Remind me again, when should I set up the net?	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1573	This way the party ends with a bang.	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
1574	I heard that you are a big shot in your company."	1.2569	0.04591	109	83	24	2
1575	I always wish I’d travelled more when I was younger…….	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1576	I’m so glad we’re now an open carry state.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1577	I understand you're with the circus.	1.2564	0.05313	117	95	14	8
1578	How much is maintenance?	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1579	We couldn't get a cake because of port congestion.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1580	Listen Carole---there are OTHER ways of drawing attention to the fact that you want to break the glass ceiling!	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
1581	I am impressed with your set-up, but my expectations were a bit different when I ordered a pop-up girl for my party.	1.2560	0.04385	125	96	26	3
1582	Ah! There you are, my sweet little loose cannon!	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1583	Wow, a woman's never talked to me this long.	1.2556	0.04967	133	108	16	9
1584	You're a millennial, but I just wanted you to see what it felt like to be a boomer.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
1585	You should see me juggle!	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
1586	If you’re not busy later, the roof garden yields some startling views.	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
1587	If you make a right at the light you can avoid the traffic.	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
1588	You could have just told me I wasn't your type, and stuck around.	1.2553	0.05647	94	75	14	5
1589	You won’t feel a thing as you blast through the glass ceiling	1.2551	0.04658	98	74	23	1
1590	And do I have a shot at you?	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1591	If you're going out we could use more wine.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
1592	You seem like you" re in a rush.	1.2549	0.05518	102	82	14	6
1593	For safety's sake, wear a mask.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1594	So, are you as ready as I am to get out of here?	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
1595	You're really terrific but I'm not sure I'm ready for a long distance relationship	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	3
1596	Trust me honey, it's going to be a real blast	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1597	See you at the cocktail party down the block in about thirty seconds	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1598	Really, there are better ways to get noticed Alice,	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
1599	In my day? You should see the hoops I jumped through.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1600	I'm a medium trajectory myself.	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
1601	You know,I went to high school with Evel Kenievel	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1602	Honey, don't you think these reveal parties are getting a bit out of hand?	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1603	You will be up next.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1604	I wish you didn't have to shoot off so soon.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1605	Do other family members have problems with making good decisions?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1606	Etsy. Can you believe it? The wheels are made from upcycled apple crates.	1.2545	0.05393	110	89	14	7
1607	I told you it would be a blast.	1.2545	0.04734	110	85	22	3
1608	Keep an eye out for my daughter! She’s on the billboard at 30th & Emerald.	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1609	You know that a mask is required if you're flying, don't you?	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1610	I never considered circus performers working from home.	1.2545	0.05393	110	89	14	7
1611	I was wondering if I could hitch a ride if you're going uptown.	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1612	Are you leaving me?	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1613	Let me guess--Tschaikovsky's 1812 Overture really lights your fuse." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1614	This was the least expensive airfare I could find.	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1615	Honey, you get like this every time you drink wine!	1.2544	0.04631	114	88	23	3
1616	So anyways, that was just my first year	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
1617	What's it like to constantly be hired and fired in the same day?	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
1618	Yes, I know nobody is paying attention. But why do you care what people who have no faces think?	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1619	This should get he attention you crave.	1.2540	0.04355	126	97	26	3
1620	You want to blow out of here to someplace quieter?	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1621	I know you're quitting your job, so it does makes sense to go out with a bang.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
1622	I think we missed a step in these Gender Reveal instructions	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
1623	I can't be any worse than those clowns you've dated.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
1624	Sylvia, I can see you want to reach new heights, but hey, there must be another way!	1.2527	0.06171	91	75	9	7
1625	Literary, not literally, canon.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
1626	That’s certainly one way to get ahead.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
1627	Well, that's a coincidence. I'm in marketing too.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
1628	Perhaps you misunderstood when I said I wanted to hear Pachelbel's Canon.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
1629	Why yes, my name is Bertha.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
1630	' ' Well keep your eyes closed when you go through the wall'	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1631	Thank you for your service	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1632	You know, this is part of the western canon, and you are facing east.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
1633	This is sure a step up from jumping out of a cake.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
1634	If I'm boring you, Moira, you only have to say...	1.2524	0.04517	103	78	24	1
1635	You mean, you're husband came dressed as a Bishop, so you decided to come as a Canon.	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
1636	That dress really compliments your figure!	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
1637	I see you're still a hot shot.	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
1638	I agree. We do have a lot in common. But I fear you might be a loose cannon.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1639	Congratulations! I hear you'll be making a big splash on Broadway.	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
1640	I dated a Howitzer at Harvard. Any relation?	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
1641	I have to say, this is quite the gender reveal party.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1642	Fired, you say?. I remember our last round of layoffs.	1.2523	0.05327	107	86	15	6
1643	I've noticed such a high caliber of people at this party.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1644	Wait! I'll get your mask!	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
1645	Hi, loose canon or ballistic?	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1646	You always like to go out with a bang.”	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1647	Manhattan?	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1648	When you said you were lit ...	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
1649	What a coincidence! I'm half-cannon on my Father's side.	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
1650	It would be a blast getting to know you.	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
1651	When they said "send off party" I had no idea.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1652	You sure? I can just call you an Uber.	1.2519	0.04641	131	104	21	6
1653	The moment I saw you, I thought to myself, 'That girl is going places.'	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1654	Oh, and bring back a couple of bottles of merlot.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
1655	That's all very interesting, but I'd really like to talk to you about your car's warranty.	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
1656	And they told you that only billionaires can go into space!	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
1657	Please, honey, don't get so defensive.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
1658	No, I asked for a highball.	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1659	That's so interesting! My daughter swallows swords at Cornell.	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1660	My job is a circus, too. Metaphically speaking.	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
1661	When you said that your workplace was a circus, I thought you were being metaphorical.	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1662	They say they'll have the elevator fixed by next weekend.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
1663	So, when do you get off? I love a loose cannon!	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
1664	How progressive! In my days, social climbers used catapults.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1665	Let's blow this popsicle stand.	1.2500	0.04443	96	72	24	0
1666	You're currently positioned at the perfect angle to go out the window and into the pool. I think you've got this cannonball contest in the bag.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1667	Just keep humming “fly me to the moon” and you will be just fine.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1668	No worries. It'll be a blast!	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
1669	Toilets just keep getting fancier and fancier!	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1670	This blows away a shotgun wedding.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1671	I believe it was spelled with one N ... c-a-n-o-n.	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
1672	I don't know about you, but I'm having a blast.	1.2500	0.04581	108	83	23	2
1673	You're a blast	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1674	Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
1675	well you did say you wanted to leave me	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1676	It’s performance art.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
1677	Oh, I get it now! I thought you were talking about literature.	1.2500	0.04660	112	87	22	3
1678	Through the window, across the street, over the apartments, under the power lines, into the park, nothing but net.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1679	Bold fashion choice.	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
1680	I meant a shot of vodka.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1681	Let's shoot over to my place and look at my etchings...	1.2500	0.05056	120	97	16	7
1682	Well, no I haven't, but my mother was quite the firecracker.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
1683	I guess getting across town at this hour isn't a problem for you.	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
1684	I told you to toe the party line.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1685	If you survive this I'd love to take you out.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
1686	Do you take PayPal?	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1687	Thanks for doing this Lori, and after you land, please remember to get a piece of cake.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1688	I’ll bet you’d prefer a straight shot.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1689	Still shooting to leave by 10?	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
1690	I bombed last night.	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
1691	Is this your first and last trip?	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1692	I asked if you could play Pachelbel's Canon, not lay in the display cannon.	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
1693	Unlike me, I hope you don’t have projectile dysfunction	1.2500	0.05752	100	82	11	7
1694	Actually, you bought the only ticket in the Raffle.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
1695	Well, now this party is literally a circus.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
1696	I feel targeted.	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
1697	Yes, we do need olives, but wouldn't a delivery service be a better choice?	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
1698	My father was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun.	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1699	When I said I’d light your fuse, I was thinking of something else.	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
1700	Is your philosophy boom or bust?	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1701	So you're saying you wish you had swiped left?	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
1702	I, too, am blown away by performance art.	1.2479	0.04841	117	93	19	5
1703	When you land on Broadway, give them my regards.	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1704	Don't you love the new normal?!	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1705	I know you're an introvert, but your mother insists you join her at the piano.	1.2478	0.05263	113	92	14	7
1706	Thanks for inviting me to your coming out party.	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1707	Pre-menopausal?	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1708	Next time, if there is one, we'll have you jump out of a cake.	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1709	Meet me at 1812 Overture Drive.	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1710	It's a conversation ender.	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
1711	Yeah, Darlene, it's a great trick, but I don't think anyone is in the mood for it tonight.	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
1712	Are you naked in there?	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1713	I know I keep asking this, but is there room for two in there?	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1714	Most people prefer to ENTER a party with a bang.	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1715	This party is a blast.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1716	Yes, your job sounds fascinating, but I must say, nothing beats the world of accounting.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1717	Go ahead, take your best shot.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1718	Tell me, is this how you envisioned yourself after getting the Covid booster shot?	1.2476	0.04232	105	79	26	0
1719	Seems like a shot in the dark to me, but I guess there’s no harm in trying”.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1720	We are looking for high caliber people.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1721	Don't worry, I'll get you a straw.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1722	You know, not all two-wheeled vehicles are better for the environment.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1723	Okay, you're a performance artist. But please, think of the children.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1724	I was going to say you need your wheels balanced but I see you have a short fuse....	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
1725	'Up to your old tricks again, eh?"	1.2475	0.05700	101	83	11	7
1726	I didn't mean for you to take your firing literally, Susan.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
1727	Nice to meet you.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1728	I see that talking to my mother is easier than it used to be.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1729	You can never find one of these when you want one.	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1730	Yes, a true testimony to the need for a safety net!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1731	Women with a sense of adventure really get me fired up!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1732	Just call me Elon Musk	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1733	I can't believe they decided to fire you at the party!	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
1734	Since when did you become such a big shot?	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1735	Bummer you can’t hold a drink!	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
1736	I guess I have just one shot at this meet and greet.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
1737	You know, I was an early investor in the canon-ride sharing app.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
1738	Relax, I aimed it at the net before I started drinking.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1739	Oh. Hello. I expected you to pop out of the plant, but this works too.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1740	It's great conversation piece, but have you ever had to use it?	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
1741	So,how much longer do you want to stay?	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1742	A performance artist. He is representing "The Big Bang"	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1743	Performance art isn't easy...but you WILL die a legend.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
1744	Can we meet after work?	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
1745	Ok, shoot.	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
1746	I’m thinking of slipping out of here quietly. How about you?	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
1747	Helmet? Or does it mat down your hair too much?	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
1748	I think you’ll definitely like my second story”	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
1749	The glass ceiling is a metaphor, Pam.	1.2455	0.04509	110	85	23	2
1750	You were asked nicely, encouraged, urged and finally warned, now you're off like a shot to get vaccinated, eh? Good for you!! And the rest of us!!	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1751	I really like your outfit.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1752	I totally agree. A surprise visit to the in-laws is always appreciated.	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1753	If I ask for your number, you won't just dart out of here on me, will you??	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
1754	Susan,we can just order an Uber	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
1755	Well, that's one way to avoid the mask mandate for air travel.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1756	Well aren't you a blast from the past!	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
1757	Do you want to pop over to my place?	1.2451	0.04914	102	79	19	3
1758	Never been good at small talk either.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1759	Quite the daring outfit.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1760	It's ok, we're not in a noise abatement area any more.	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1761	Great way to leave a dull party!	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1762	Basically it's the same concept as Musk and Bezos but we're just getting started.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1763	Look at the bright side--you won't have to deal with rude people on a plane"	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1764	The office scuttlebutt is you’re a loose cannon.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1765	OK. I surrender.	1.2449	0.05813	98	81	10	7
1766	I see we have something in common!	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1767	I really want you to try. The over-under is 6 blocks.	1.2449	0.05991	98	82	8	8
1768	. . . And I lit the fuse for you, too. May I see you after you're out of the hospital?	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1769	You can upgrade to coach for only 20000 more air miles.	1.2449	0.05629	98	80	12	6
1770	This will definitely move the party from Page Six to page one.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1771	I thought you said your field was the literary canon?	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1772	Couldn't you just take an uber?	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
1773	I imagine it's quite a problem when the net goes down.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1774	Is this your subtle way of telling me you’re running away again to join the circus?	1.2447	0.04707	94	72	21	1
1775	It's called "The Second Amendment."	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1776	Don't you think a cake is a lot easier?"	1.2447	0.04707	94	72	21	1
1777	We've been looking for someone like you who's not only high calibre, but willing to travel long distances.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
1778	Big guns get fired, often	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1779	Did you actually tell the Bartender, “I’d like a shot or something”.	1.2444	0.04267	135	106	25	4
1780	I’m sure you get this all the time, but you’re a blast at parties!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1781	I heard you were looking for someone of the same caliber	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1782	I'll duck if I hear a drum roll.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
1783	And I thought I̳ was having a blast tonight!	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
1784	I feel like you want to leave.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
1785	This is NOT how you are going to break the Glass Ceiling .	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
1786	My Lyft driver didn’t show up either	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
1787	I’m getting lesbianism. Is this about lesbianism?	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
1788	I don't see things like race, gender, or cannons.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
1789	Don,t leave, I'll never find another women of your caliber	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1790	Sorry I have to run. I’m having a blast.	1.2437	0.04769	119	95	19	5
1791	Ok it’s lit, any chance you’d prefer going out for tacos?	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
1792	“Is that a fuse on your cannon, or are you just glad to see me?	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1793	Have I told you how much I appreciated your talk on new truth claims in intersectionality?	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1794	Love your coming out party.	1.2435	0.04553	115	90	22	3
1795	As a feminist, I find the phrase "loose" cannon abhorrent.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1796	Trying to top your entrance?	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
1797	Kiss me ! And I will pour my drink on the fuse !	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1798	It looks like this cocktail party is going to be a blast!	1.2430	0.04569	107	83	22	2
1799	Thank you. Now, if you wouldn't mind holding it up to my lips...	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1800	How's the dispute with your landlord going?	1.2430	0.05285	107	87	14	6
1801	Thanks - the wheels are vintage!	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1802	I couldn't help but notice your banging outfit.	1.2430	0.04569	107	83	22	2
1803	Shall I open the window?	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1804	Sounds like you’re really going places kid. But pace yourself. You don’t want to hit the wall.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1805	When you said you could do a great cannonball, I assumed you were talking about into a pool.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1806	I just don’t think it’s an appropriate party trick dear	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1807	If you wanted my attention you could have just say "hi!	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1808	Say, got a minute? I want to tell you about the good news	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
1809	You must remember not to spread your arms until after the window.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1810	It was nice to meet you, call me when you get home.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1811	I think you are taking speed dating a bit too far.	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
1812	Would you mind pouring me another glass of wine?	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
1813	Honey, are you sure this is the best way to announce the sex of our child?	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1814	Okay, the window's open. Anything else?"	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1815	This is what my parents meant when THEY said 'OK Boomer.'	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
1816	Best of luck on your future endeavors	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
1817	I've been wondering where you were.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
1818	I appreciate your use of props but I maintain that female ejaculation is a myth.	1.2422	0.04929	128	105	15	8
1819	Do you really think unmasked travel is safe?	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1820	Just remember to tuck and roll before you reach the punch bowl.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1821	I love your latest creation – sarcasm with a short fuse.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1822	I forgot - what's the signal to leave if the party gets boring?	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1823	I stopped taking work home years ago.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1824	Was this Elon's idea?!	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1825	When we said "come as you are" we didn't mean it literally.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1826	It's not how you get there, it's where you end up that counts.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1827	Y’know Dee, the funny thing is I actually requested “Canon in D.”	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1828	I’m picking up distinct undertones of sulfur and a very smoky finish …	1.2421	0.05933	95	79	9	7
1829	I say,fly me to the moon.	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
1830	My investment strategy is to wait for the next boom.	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
1831	I'm kind of a big shot myself.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1832	I guess there’s no point in asking if I could give you a lift home.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1833	BOOM!!!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1834	Oh, that's a relief. I thought they said you were a QAnon person.	1.2418	0.06317	91	77	6	8
1835	That’s what you get for double dipping.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1836	The net? What net? You don’t need a net bwahahahaha!	1.2417	0.05158	120	99	13	8
1837	And, maybe bring back some caviar, too.	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
1838	You got a light?	1.2414	0.04895	87	67	19	1
1839	Standing on a plinth, at approximately 6 feet by 4 feet, this wooden carved cannon features details both abstract and realistic, portraying people, objects, and designs significant to African values and beliefs.	1.2414	0.06110	87	72	9	6
1840	Well Sharyn, this looks like the penultimate ride you've been looking for, I'd advise you to forego any hand sanitizer as it'll tend to blister and I don't like blistered hands!	1.2414	0.06110	87	72	9	6
1841	I remember the first day I was shot out of a cannon.	1.2414	0.04682	116	92	20	4
1842	The only other opportunity was in the shovel and bucket detail behind the elephants parade.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
1843	Popping out of a cake is just too boring.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1844	It's so great you've found your passion.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1845	I know you said you wanted to get out of here fast, but this is a bit much!	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1846	You give a new meaning to Blonde Bombshell.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1847	You won't be immortal, but you'll make an impression.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1848	How 'bout a drink after you're through with work -- just tell me we where you land.	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
1849	Can I call you later?	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1850	I’m sorry, but only vaccinated people can be here.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1851	I know you'll give it your best shot.	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1852	Of course we are addressing climate change Greta. I thought you gave up flying?	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1853	Sorry our blind date didn’t work out .. but I didn’t think it was this bad !!!	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1854	Ahhhh.. so this is the bombshell everyone is talking about.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1855	Pretty bold--describing your work as canon!	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
1856	Not a terrible way to launch a career in event promotion, but you need a better angle.	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
1857	I know my mother can be difficult dear, but isn’t this a bit excessive?	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
1858	So do you do Bar Mitzvahs as well or...?	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1859	New take on pop art, right?	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1860	Did you know you are not aimed at the window?	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
1861	Honey you might want duck in few seconds	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
1862	And for an encore?	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1863	You are certain to make a big splash!	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
1864	Congratulations, Susan! You said the new position was a long shot.	1.2404	0.05379	104	85	13	6
1865	What a coincidence, I love to ram!	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1866	Love your impersonation of Dyan Cannon. Now do Jill St. John.	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
1867	Art for art's sake	1.2400	0.04522	100	77	22	1
1868	I was told you’d be popping out of a cake	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1869	What, no cake?	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1870	Be careful, nobody at this party is wearing a mask.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1871	It was a dynamite party, Dana; be sure to call me after you breach your house!	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1872	So you're Pachelbel's canon? What makes you so popular?	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1873	So, do you launch from here often?	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1874	Someone’s always getting loaded at these things.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1875	Why do you want to leave so fast. So what if she’s wearing the same dress!	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1876	Hey, we’ve all had career setbacks. But I’m sure you’ll land on your feet.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1877	At exactly what point does sculpture turn into performance art?	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1878	Have you been enjoying the party so far?"	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1879	Me? I practice canon law, so we have something in common already!	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1880	Well Alice. Looks like I will get my birthday wish.	1.2393	0.05100	117	96	14	7
1881	Yeah, sometimes I'm a beer and shot guy too.	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1882	And what would you like a shot of??	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1883	So I take it you're not interested in double-glazing insurance.	1.2391	0.05212	92	72	16	3
1884	So, what's Wabash like?	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
1885	Please, honey, get back in there. I’ve already lit the fuse!	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
1886	But can you play it in D major?	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1887	You know, we rarely see someone of your caliber at these things.	1.2389	0.05660	113	96	7	10
1888	'Oh, you're heading out so soon!"	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
1889	So nice to see you pointed in the right direction!	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
1890	That's one way to break the glass ceiling!	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
1891	You're about to light up the room.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1892	I normally don't bring out the heavy artillery until the second date.	1.2385	0.04496	109	85	22	2
1893	I'll let you know where I land.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1894	They ran out of lobster tourtières. Is there room for two in there?	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
1895	I thought I was lit.	1.2381	0.05665	105	88	9	8
1896	...and when you land, snap a quick selfie in front of the Mona Lisa.	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
1897	Believe me; our neighbor's party has better hor-d'ouvres.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1898	I meant a shot of whisky.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1899	Am I correct in assuming that you are the birthday girl?	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1900	There I go shooting my mouth off again. May I offer you a light?	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1901	Ae you able to have a drink before blast off?	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1902	How about we elope and Honeymoon down the Niagara Falls	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1903	I get your canon!	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1904	My longterm fetish has always been mermaids, and yet...	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1905	Don't worry, it's a family tradition. You'll be fine.	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
1906	Wait, I haven't finished telling you about my dream!	1.2373	0.05061	118	97	14	7
1907	I said Bannon.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1908	In a less woke era, it would have been a cake.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1909	So what they say is true; you always go out with a bang.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1910	Can I ride shotgun in that thing?	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
1911	...yeah well I rode a unicycle one time....that was crazy !	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1912	…and I got off the fairway with a Callaway 5 but then was looking at a 15 yard putt for birdie. I was going to use my Taylor Spider putter but - hey - what are you doing?	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
1913	A new out of this world Tesla?	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
1914	They'd show more interest if you worked without a net.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
1915	The only sure way to travel without a Covid travel pass	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1916	Well, don't you look all fired up!	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1917	So you came here straight from work too?	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1918	True, you will beat the traffic.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1919	I was hoping to tell you more about crypto.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
1920	My trick is to say I’m going for canapés, but touché.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
1921	I guess it’s kind of the opposite of ‘ going commando,” isn’t it?	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1922	In good news, it’s not as messy as a cake.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1923	Be careful. It’s a circus out there.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1924	I’m not really comfortable yelling, “Fire!”	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1925	My best shot!	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
1926	Yes, you ARE totally loaded.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1927	This has to be one of the top three strangest gender reveals I've been to	1.2364	0.04460	110	86	22	2
1928	So, what are you wearing under that cannon?	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1929	I suppose we pride ourselves on not being easily impressed.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1930	Honey, you could have just stayed home	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
1931	Where’s my manners … I should have called you an Uber.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
1932	Hey. If it worked for Pachabel, it’ll work for you.	1.2360	0.05984	89	74	9	6
1933	Ubering home got too expensive	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
1934	I’m glad you volunteered to launch our new program.	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
1935	I usually just shoot my mouth off.	1.2360	0.05984	89	74	9	6
1936	Leave here often?	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1937	I have to say this bargain-priced trip into space is not a good idea.	1.2358	0.04354	106	82	23	1
1938	I'm getting outta here.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1939	Can I aim you at the window?	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1940	Nice knowing you, boom boom.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1941	Hi, my name is Fred. Did anyone ever tell you, you're a real bomb ?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1942	Are you drinking highballs again?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
1943	No, I really don't know why that one wheel is so much larger than the other, even accounting for perspective. Don't worry about it.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1944	I’m usually not this forward, but it really seems like now or never.	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1945	"Love your cannon. What kind of work do you do?"	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
1946	Just because you’d prefer to do this than ever see me again doesn’t mean you should . . .	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1947	Yes, I'm sure this is how Katherine Hepburn got her start.	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1948	Now remember, glide left after Columbus circle but don't forget to bring back two chardonnay, three cabernets, and a pinot	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1949	I've never really liked performance art, but I think you'll make a big splash with this piece.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1950	Sure it’s extreme, but the millennials need an excitement infusion	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1951	You sure know how to make an exit!	1.2353	0.04445	102	79	22	1
1952	Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
1953	It’s fine. I think we’re all having trouble leaving work at the office.	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1954	Hurry home.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1955	This could be your last shot. Don’t throw it away.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1956	Oh, so I take it you don't want me to walk you home?	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1957	I assume the circus is in town?	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1958	What did I do to make you leave me?	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1959	Do you validate?	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1960	The bathroom is actually down the hall.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1961	Trying to beat the cross town traffic?	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1962	Surely there is a better way to achieve upward mobility.	1.2347	0.05580	98	81	11	6
1963	Honey, I think you’re overreacting.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
1964	Wanna shoot on over to my place?	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1965	Susan, we already know you're the right caliber	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1966	That’s not the Big Bang Theory I wanted to discuss with you!	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1967	When I was a human cannonball, we had to haul our own cannons to work every day, even in snow	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1968	And then, when I was three-and-a-half, we moved, and I remember my Teddy went missing, dear Teddy-Teddy-Teddy! So I cried-cried-cried for Teddy-Teddy-Teddy...hey, I've never met a girl so interested in me-me-me, do you have to leave so soon?	1.2347	0.05580	98	81	11	6
1969	See, isn’t this a lot more fun than breaking out of a giant cake?	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
1970	Before you run, could I get your number?	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
1971	I agree. Jumping out of a cake is so sexist.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
1972	I realize that Ubers are expensive nowadays, but this seems a bit extreme.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1973	Are you sure you wouldn't prefer we call a taxi for you?	1.2344	0.04638	128	104	18	6
1974	Last chance, Ms. Cheney.	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1975	Is uber really that unsafe?	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1976	I cannon do this	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
1977	Why so defensive?	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1978	Are they firing you?	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1979	I could drive you home.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1980	Well maybe not to the moon, Alice, but...	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1981	Just wow! The only party trick my last girlfriend could perform was with projectile pingpong balls.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1982	How do you feel about public proposals?	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1983	We are just waiting for the perfect launch window darling.	1.2340	0.05941	94	79	8	7
1984	What if they still ignore you?	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1985	Is this a new form of ghosting?	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1986	Hmm...If this guy doesn't shut up soon I'll have to go with plan B.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1987	Hey, where are you going? I'm almost done explaining NFTs.	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
1988	I never know what to wear to a suicide bombing.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
1989	I'd love to see you when you get back.	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1990	It's the 1812 Overture with a twist.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1991	Are you performance art? Or is this the ride home promised by the host?	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1992	If you want, I can read you some of my poetry"	1.2336	0.05407	107	89	11	7
1993	Oh, and I think I left the oven on.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
1994	Yes honey, I’m sure you won’t hit the Ficus	1.2333	0.06130	90	76	7	7
1995	I've aimed you at the pharmacy across the street. Get vaxxed and hurry back.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1996	I'm not sure this party is going to be the blow out you were hoping for.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1997	Primed to break the glass ceiling, I see.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
1998	You said you wanted an exit strategy.	1.2330	0.04407	103	80	22	1
1999	Wow! They've added a woman to the cannon!	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	11	6
2000	I hate making small talk at these things too!	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2001	But, honey, the boom times are over.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2002	May I offer you a mid-flight peanut?	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2003	We're giving you our highest caliber launch.	1.2330	0.04407	103	79	22	1
2004	And if you land in Trump's backyard, tell him to kiss my ass.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2005	There are other ways to 'break through the glass ceiling' my dear.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2006	Cannon or Qanon? What theory are trying to prove?	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2007	And That is how it came to be known as the Cannon Office Building.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
2008	Well, at least this time they opened the window.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2009	Thought I’d say hi, since you clearly enjoy a large bore	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2010	Must you shoot off?	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2011	Congratulations! I see that your career path really is an upward trajectory!	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
2012	It's a twofer -- no overstayers for us, no designated Ubers for guests!	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2013	Have you thought about an extended warranty on your cannon?	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2014	Quicker than an Uber. Trust me.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2015	No more tequila shots,okay.	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2016	Now that's an interesting way to get bombed out of your mind.	1.2323	0.04501	99	77	21	1
2017	If it's any consolation, last week I was asked to leave early, too."	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2018	Don't sweat blowing out the candles, just make sure you overshoot the cake.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2019	Another shot? You're already lit!	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2020	The cannon is a nice touch. Most performance artists just shove something up their backsides and take pictures.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2021	Nice exhibit, honey. You said there's a performance aspect?	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2022	You would not believe how much work it was to disable the smoke alarm.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
2023	I have to leave in a hurry.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
2024	Just keep your head down until you clear the window.	1.2320	0.04837	125	103	15	7
2025	Actually, it's suborbital.	1.2317	0.06086	82	68	9	5
2026	The party is a blast isn’t it	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2027	How shall I offset your carbon footprint?	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2028	Alright, I lit the fuse -- NOW would you like to hear about my financial services startup?	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2029	So, do you expect to be here long?	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2030	Oh Helen, Naked hide and seek was last week's party..	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2031	It’s not the carbon emissions I’m worried about.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2032	That’s not what I meant when I said we should challenge the canon.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2033	Honey don’t you think you’re Quaker Oats obsession has gone far enough?	1.2316	0.05689	95	79	10	6
2034	I’ve guess we’ve reached that point when we discuss payment for your work.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2035	I know parties stink, but we could have left through the door.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2036	See, this is much easier than divorce!	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2037	Va-va-boom!	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2038	I'm battling social anxiety.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2039	I’m dying to make a quick exit too.	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
2040	I'm getting a blow job.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2041	I see you're planning to make a quick exit later?	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
2042	Have a blast!	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2043	I told you it was a foolish career choice.	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
2044	WOW! It fits you perfectly.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
2045	That reminds me of a story about golf.	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
2046	Are you sure you have the proper caliber for this job?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2047	May I diffuse the situation?	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
2048	You headed for the Hamptons?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2049	If this doesn’t get ya through the glass ceiling, I don’t know what will, Sweetie.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
2050	Well, I'm glad to see that Space X has made their prices so much more affordable!	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
2051	It's a living.	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	19	2
2052	Sometimes you have to set a time limit on small talk.	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
2053	You’re taking speed dating to new heights.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2054	Late for work? I've been there.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2055	Do you enjoy working from home?	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2056	You realize, don't you, that your device is defying gravity?	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
2057	New job, huh? I hope you land on your feet.	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
2058	I heard they had to mix the flour with cast iron.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2059	So you're the blond bombshell I've been hearing about.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2060	Are you looking forward to becoming carbon neutral?	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
2061	Canon with one n.	1.2301	0.05184	113	94	12	7
2062	A party is only as good as its content creators.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
2063	Wow, that story really blew my socks off.	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
2064	Getting shot out of a cannon was a man’s job. Today women can do anything	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
2065	Honey, that's not what I meant when I said we'll have a blast at the party!	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2066	Shall I aim it toward the window for you?	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2067	Really putting yourself out there, I admire your commitment.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2068	It had to be a shotgun wedding	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2069	The word around here is that you’re the big shot who’s really taken off!	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2070	Could you point me toward Maui	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
2071	Friends don't let friends fly drunk.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2072	Crazy how warm this November's been, right?	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2073	I hope you get a nice meal on your flight.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
2074	The scuttlebutt is that you are a real bombshell.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2075	Read the fine print-It’s part of our prenup	1.2299	0.05092	87	68	16	2
2076	Last chance to show me your invitation.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2077	A lot sexier than jumping out of a cake!	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
2078	...that may be, Sheryl, but I still think there are aspects of the Second Amendment that your gender simply fails to understand.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2079	So I take it the elevator is still out.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2080	If this doesn’t get that mosquito nothing will!	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2081	While you're out, could you get us some more chardonnay?	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2082	You’re so calm; it’s hard to picture you going ballistic.	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2083	I know….. it’s great party! I can see you’re having a blast.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2084	What's a high caliber lady like you doing in a place like this?	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2085	I use to be a diver too!	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2086	You'll do anything for attention.	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
2087	I was hoping to meet someone of your caliber.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2088	Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
2089	It really does look so realistic.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
2090	But enough about my school days. Did I mention that I breed goldfish?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2091	It's a lot more fun than the grandfather clock was.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2092	On second thought, I'm not really in the mood for shots.	1.2292	0.05635	96	80	10	6
2093	You graduated from Yale, and this is the best you can do?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2094	I'm having a good time, I wouldn't say this party is a blast	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2095	I've never seen anyone make the Napoleonic good-bye.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
2096	I said I thought your work should be in the canon.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2097	I've never met anyone of your caliber before.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2098	So, 'bout ready to call it a night?	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2099	I was always under the assumption it was a metaphor.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2100	"If ever there's a right time to say 'Okay Boomer', it's now!"	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2101	It's a pleasure to meet a woman of such high caliber.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2102	Keep the lighter	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2103	Zelda, it's a party--for a couple hours can't you forget about your job with the circus?	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
2104	I told you it was a launch party.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2105	When he asked me to bring my canon, I had no idea he was talking about my camera.	1.2288	0.04876	118	97	15	6
2106	I didn't realize there would be so many big shots here tonight.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
2107	No need to go ballistic honey, it's just a glass of wine.	1.2288	0.05022	118	98	13	7
2108	You’ve been staying in too much ?	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2109	Well you’ve finally got my attention!!!!	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2110	what a blast to know you	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
2111	I wanted to get to know you, but I see you're leaving shortly.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2112	The cannon in D was always my favorite.	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2113	Escaping the city is so 2020.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2114	Usually, I pop out of a cake.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2115	Now why did I think you lived in New Canaan?	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2116	Oh, geez. Was it something I said?	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2117	You know I hate when you drink too much at these parties. You become a real loose cannon.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2118	This is my biggest mistake ordering on Amazon. Thought it was a miniature to put on my desk at the office.	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
2119	And what do you do?	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
2120	Congrats on giving up drinking. You’re now going to be rocketed into the fourth dimension.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2121	This is my first party with Irish wines and French goodbyes.	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
2122	Quick -- give me your number.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2123	Yes, I turned off the smoke alarm	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2124	Sorry you’re in such a hurry. Maybe next time?	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
2125	...Of course, by the time I got to hole 11, I was in for a real treat because the weather was starting to clear up, anyway like I was saying...	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2126	Give it another five minutes, Maudie the Frobishers haven't come yet.	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
2127	So is this along the lines of what you kids call a 'side hustle'?	1.2277	0.05050	101	81	15	4
2128	Wow, you really are planning to hurl yourself at that guy.	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
2129	If you make it to the bar, grab me another drink.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2130	Denise, I know I called you an attention whore, but isn’t this a bit over he top?	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2131	You know, they say it's not the height, it's the timidity.	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
2132	Rumor has it, you're a loose cannon.	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
2133	If you don’t want to be taken home this way, then start bringing a designated driver.	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
2134	How'd you like to go to my place and I'll show you my cannon.?	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
2135	You're a good fit. Guess I am next.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
2136	I respect your enthusiasm for Second Amendment rights.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
2137	They're really not a mean group, they just don't like your politics.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2138	Thanks, but I'd prefer to walk.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2139	You have to beat WHAT traffic?	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2140	Do you have any clothes on in there? Because you'll be coming out real soon.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2141	On your way back could you stop somewhere and pick up some more crackers?	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
2142	This will be good fodder for conversation.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2143	You’re not really my caliber.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2144	It actually belonged to Tchaikovsky.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2145	I'll see you again on your way out.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2146	I dont think this is a good idea for a going away party.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2147	And don't forget the ice!	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2148	I'm sorry you're bored, but could you just leave quietly.	1.2268	0.04518	97	76	20	1
2149	You are going to miss my multi-level marketing presentation.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
2150	I had a nice time. Can I call you?	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2151	I’ve been looking for a woman of your caliber for my entire life	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2152	Excuse me miss, I think your ass is on fire	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2153	Wow, I thought they just misspelled Pachelbel, etc...	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2154	What a loose cannon you are, Jane!	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2155	Shiela told me you might be a loose cannon, but I wasn’t expecting this.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2156	I want to know where you are when you get there!	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
2157	Nice addition to your gun collection	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
2158	Normally I just do an Irish goodbye.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
2159	It's a lot safer than this building's elevator.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
2160	Alec Baldwin assures that you are safe.	1.2262	0.06189	84	71	7	6
2161	Wouldn’t it be easier just to wear your mask?	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2162	You'll be a smash, darling...	1.2262	0.05952	84	70	9	5
2163	C'mon, it's a party, leave your work at the office.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2164	Next stop, the swimming pool!	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2165	When you get back, could you round me up another martini—shaken, not stirred?	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2166	I've never chatted with a human cannonball, best of luck to you.	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
2167	Your trip should be a blast.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2168	Casting your vision for the new year?	1.2258	0.05747	93	78	9	6
2169	"And to get back use the elephant and teeter-totter."	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2170	I think you've made your point, Marilyn. No need to dramatize it.	1.2258	0.05540	93	77	11	5
2171	Why yes, my name is Fodder.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
2172	Was the person who lit the fuse supposed to leave the room?	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2173	I like what you’ve done with your hair.	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2174	A flight of shots, coming up!	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2175	Perhaps someday you will be remembered for your role in blowing up the current artistic canon.	1.2258	0.04866	93	72	17	2
2176	I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you seem a little tense.	1.2258	0.05540	93	77	11	5
2177	Instead of an entrance, you'll make an exit?	1.2258	0.05747	93	78	9	6
2178	What time are you off?	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
2179	Claire, I'm sorry. If you can't remember to chill the Sauvignon Blanc, you leave me no choice. You're fired.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
2180	I'd say I'm a man of your caliber.	1.2255	0.05557	102	86	9	7
2181	Okay,okay! I’m listening now.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
2182	Give me your number and I'll aim you toward the open window.	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
2183	Don’t you think there are better ways to get high?	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
2184	I don't usually meet many high caliber women.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
2185	I think these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
2186	I must say this isn't quite what I expected when I ordered a tequila shooter!"	1.2250	0.06156	80	67	8	5
2187	Looks like someone can't leave fast enough.	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
2188	Is it enough fire power to get you through the glass ceiling?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2189	So, you ran away with the circus,...Then what happened?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2190	But can I call you later?	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2191	It's steampunk Space X.	1.2247	0.05707	89	74	10	5
2192	So how long are you visiting?	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2193	Glad to see another shot being taken at the dead old white guys canon.	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2194	Your farewell party is ending with quite a blast!	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
2195	would you like to split an Uber instead?	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
2196	Perhaps I misled you when I said you'd have a blast at this party.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2197	You sure? No problem giving you a ride home.	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
2198	I think you would find that forensic accounting is also very exciting.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2199	Our office decided to eliminate Zooming, but you're helping me to re-think it.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2200	You’re lit!	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
2201	I'm gonna light your fire!	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2202	Hey, you wanna get outta here?	1.2245	0.05529	98	82	10	6
2203	Now this is what I call a real send off! Bon voyage!	1.2245	0.04478	98	77	20	1
2204	It was a free gift from Trump Republicans	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2205	So, is this your coming out "reveal" party?	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
2206	Trying to one up Bezos and Musk are we?	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
2207	Well this is a real blast from the past, isn’t it?	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2208	I see you have the hasty part of the exit planned. Maybe you should work on the discrete part?	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
2209	Your ex told me that you're easily triggered.	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
2210	Come the revolution…	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2211	Am I correct in assuming that mouth stuff is still on the table?	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2212	May the wind be forever at your back…	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
2213	Now that you mention it, I suppose we are a tough crowd.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
2214	It’s a shame you have to leave so early! The clown car is supposed to arrive any minute and I thought I just heard an elephant in the foyer.	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2215	Do you prefer this to jumping out of a cake?	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
2216	I've never seen this method of avoiding small talk, but am I that insufferable?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
2217	You boomers are so interesting!	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
2218	...and another thing about cannons...	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
2219	Don't worry. The wheels aren't braced. When the cannon fires it will roll backwards, and you will just flop out on your face.	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
2220	That's quite the costume but Halloween was three weeks ago.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2221	I hate small talk at parties, you say the wrong thing and BOOM! .	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
2222	Leaving so soon Ms. Adderley?	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
2223	We are trying to represent what social anxiety feels like.	1.2235	0.04844	85	67	17	1
2224	Honey, I think you might've misunderstood when I said 'end things with a bang'	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2225	Well, around here I'm regarded as a big shot myself.	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
2226	Well, it was nice knowing you.	1.2234	0.04576	94	74	19	1
2227	Sure thing, I'll grab the mattress and meet you on 3rd. Avenue.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2228	Are you sure you don’t want me to aim it a bit lower and to the left?	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2229	Uber booted you off the app too?	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2230	I'm starting to feel a spark between us	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2231	Say, before you go, can I get your number?	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2232	On my signal, stick your head out and yell, 'Boom'!	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
2233	I’ve got less than three minutes till my next date…	1.2233	0.05332	103	86	11	6
2234	I’m sorry you have to leave so early.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
2235	And I suppose this means you're unfriending me.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
2236	No, I'm good with wine. Promise I'll do shots with you next time.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
2237	I think we're all going to get a bang out of your going away party.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2238	You’ll know when the party is over.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2239	Why can't you leave by the door like everyone else?	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2240	I don't have any legs.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2241	Honey, while you’re out, can you pick up more wine?	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
2242	Oh, I thought you wanted to bring yout camera.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2243	I was told to bring a housewarming gift…	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2244	Do I have a shot?	1.2231	0.04147	121	96	23	2
2245	And bring back some of those crab cakes.	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2246	I have to say, this is performance art at its most exciting.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2247	Get home safe."	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
2248	This stunt is going to bomb.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2249	A high caliber girl like you deserves a big shot like me.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2250	Blow me away. Please.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2251	Now I know what you meant about going out with a bang tonight.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2252	So, you're 21 then?	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
2253	That sure is an innovative way to get around COVID-19 travel and security restrictions! Safe travels!	1.2222	0.05286	99	81	12	5
2254	I know you must go, my love. Will you be firing back late?	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2255	So you're a fan of the Western canon?	1.2222	0.04941	90	71	16	2
2256	So, it’s kind of like Uber or Lyft?	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
2257	Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to fire me?	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2258	I couldn't help but notice that the length of fuse you chose is just enough for you to give me your number.	1.2222	0.04648	81	63	18	0
2259	I'm surprised you agreed to such a big send off.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2260	So anyway, it's called a Non-Fungible Token...	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2261	On average how much does this cut your commute time to work?	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2262	I never dated a female human cannonball	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2263	Are you sure I can't call you a cab?	1.2222	0.04429	108	86	20	2
2264	Instagram moment?	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2265	It was my fodder’s.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2266	When Julie described your personality as ‘explosive,’ I didn’t quite picture this!	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2267	Best bon voyage party ever!	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2268	You're my first experience with self depricating performance art.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2269	Wouldn’t you prefer to work with a blank canvas?	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2270	Sorry you have to leave so soon. Be safe!	1.2222	0.05648	90	75	10	5
2271	My car is just outside.	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
2272	And that is why you have to go all in on crypto	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2273	The pandemic clearly didn't help with your social anxiety.	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
2274	Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
2275	Let’s blow this party.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2276	That’ll make a splash at the holiday party.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2277	Thanks for inviting me to your bon voyage party.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2278	This will be my only work of art when I hit the wall.	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
2279	Any chance you could drop me at 63rd and York?	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2280	yeah, but you'll only go 70% as far as me	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2281	I love your title, "A Farewell to Arms"	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
2282	Leaving early has always posed some risk."	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
2283	Look, my company has a life insurance policy with an annual premium you really can afford.	1.2212	0.04523	104	83	19	2
2284	It's called the "circus goodbye"?	1.2211	0.04534	95	75	19	1
2285	Actually, the thing my research has proven wrong about cannons is...	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2286	Well - I guess this is really goodbye...	1.2211	0.04534	95	75	19	1
2287	I'm something of an expert on cannons in case you need any pointers.	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
2288	Congratulations on becoming part of the canon.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2289	It came with 24/7 monitoring, indoor/outdoor cameras, and I can activate the panic canon remotely on my phone.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2290	You’re sure you wouldn’t just like me to call you an Uber?	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
2291	Make this fast. I gotta go soon.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2292	If you are not doing anything later let’s go out- it will be a blast!	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2293	What strangers think when French people say "oh my god cette fille est canon"	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
2294	I said try the canapés, not the canon	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2295	Swipe right for a match.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2296	We hope you have a blast in circus school, honey.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2297	I heard that this party was going to be a blast!	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
2298	We met briefly at Oxford.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2299	Can I take you to dinner after the shoot?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2300	My wife says, you have trouble deciding what to wear.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2301	I used to take the train but now the commute is a real blast.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
2302	Having a blast?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2303	Helmet? Do I look like Ralph Nader to you?	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
2304	So I think this date is going pretty well. How about you?	1.2208	0.05104	77	61	15	1
2305	yes, but when I asked if you’d like to get out of here I had something entirely different …	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2306	That drink will just blow your mind.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
2307	We thought this would be more dramatic than you popping out of a cake.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
2308	I told you there would be a flight involved in your birthday surprise.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
2309	Before you rush off, can I get your number?	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2310	And that's my whole story. I hope I haven't gone on too long...	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
2311	I guess it happens to everyone. Even a person of your caliber.	1.2200	0.04399	100	79	20	1
2312	I guess you’ve already found your perfect match.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2313	Wouldn't it be easier to take a taxi?	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2314	Tell me the truth - do I have a shot with you?	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2315	Have a sip of wine and relax.	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
2316	No mask I understand - but perhaps a helmet?	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2317	Its simple Go straight for two blocks, then right for a block, and you'll see the subway stop on your left.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2318	If you aren't blown to bits, can I buy you a drink?	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
2319	Is this a threat or a promise?"	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2320	I didn't literally mean "I love you to the moon and back".	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2321	Well, I can think of other ways of protesting the glass ceiling	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
2322	I relate. I'm always drawn to loose cannons.	1.2198	0.04636	91	72	18	1
2323	I'm sorry, but since you are not really a "guest," you will need to wear a mask.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2324	I agree ... they should have more bathrooms.	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
2325	I'm launching an app soon, too.	1.2195	0.05762	82	67	10	4
2326	No, Lizzie, this is not what they meant by the Big Bang.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
2327	They're gonna know.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
2328	See you next weekend, honey. Tell your mother she can shoot you over any time after 5:00.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
2329	I heard you're selling your car.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2330	Can I buy you a shot?	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2331	I thought this was a little more tasteful than the Irish Exit	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
2332	I’ve always gotten a big bang out of you	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
2333	Say “Hello” to your Mother!	1.2195	0.05762	82	67	10	4
2334	Would you like to hear my thoughts on critical race theory?	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2335	Aim for the window.	1.2195	0.04599	82	64	18	0
2336	I don't think I want to do shots anymore, sorry.	1.2195	0.04599	82	64	18	0
2337	It looks good on you!	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2338	Havewemetyetimcarlyourapartmentislovelyiwishicouldfindsomethinginthisneighborhoodwouldyouliketogooutsometime	1.2193	0.04273	114	91	21	2
2339	Okay, I promise I won't complain about your Irish exits ever again.	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
2340	Is this your first attempt at performance art?	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2341	I’m having a blast here. How’re you doing?	1.2190	0.05410	105	89	9	7
2342	I imagine you'll only want that one shot	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
2343	I get what you mean. My life is a circus too.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2344	Am I the only one who thought this was going to be a shotgun wedding?	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2345	So, I guess I will meet you there.	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2346	Are you one of these fast women I was told I could meet at this party?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
2347	You are definitely a blonde bombshell.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2348	I knew heaven sent you but I didn't realize it was a round trip.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	12	4
2349	Look, I get that it was a lame pick up line, but doesn't this seem just a little overly dramatic?	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
2350	Uber was too expensive so this will have to do.	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
2351	Your dress is a blast from the past	1.2188	0.04241	96	75	21	0
2352	This the first canonization party I've been to.	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2353	I started with a vermouth. What would you like for your first shot?	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
2354	I see you've moved on from gun culture.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
2355	So this is what it's like living with IBS.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
2356	So it is true: they just can't keep you down!	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
2357	A little nightcap before you lift off?	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
2358	Failure to launch my ass.	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2359	So, I guess I’ll see you all around.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
2360	Please try to miss the canapés and the drinks table.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
2361	I’ve decided this is the new swiping. You have 10 seconds to impress me.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
2362	Did Alec Baldwin put you up to this?	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
2363	Ought I begin to suspect that my drawing the short lot was not intended as an equitable way to winnow down qualified female candidates for your one open executive position, but rather, for the purpose of filling your ‘party entertainer’ vacancy?	1.2184	0.05991	87	74	7	6
2364	Enough with the Irish goodbyes - from now on, I'm going out with a bang!	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
2365	I take it you’re new to absquatulation.	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2366	Are you, by any chance, a loose cannon?	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
2367	I think we're moving a bit fast	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
2368	10... 9... 8... they're having some trouble setting up the net so just sit tight for a moment.	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
2369	You will enjoy this. The KA-BOOM is the best part.	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
2370	Didn't I see you jump out of a cake on Maple Avenue a couple of weeks ago?	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
2371	I forgot the cake.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
2372	Hopefully the net outage is resolved by the time you get home.	1.2179	0.06228	78	66	7	5
2373	Unvaccinated, eh.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2374	Looks like you're taking off!	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2375	how much gunpowder will it take to get you to brooklyn?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2376	Make it quick. We're running out of Kraken.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2377	Hey, um, if you land anywhere near 78th, can you pick up a couple of lattes and a dozen or so Babka?	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2378	On this flight, you don't have to wear a mask.	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2379	One last drink before the Big Bang?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2380	Well, actually, firing yourself out of the window to avoid my mansplaining is a perfect example of why feminism is doomed.	1.2178	0.05378	101	85	10	6
2381	What you're misunderstanding about feminism is...	1.2178	0.05378	101	85	10	6
2382	If you reach your destination, don’t forget to leave a 5-star review.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2383	I'm sorry things didn't work out between us.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
2384	May I have a turn after you? My son is a furry, my wife doesn’t fuck me & being mush on a wall sounds better than spending another minute in this miserable existence. I hate my life.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2385	You're leaving so soon?	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
2386	There once was a gal from New York Whose head much resembled a cork. No cannon was safe From the bang-loving waif Till the splattersome day of "Oh, fork!!!"	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2387	Not bad conversation fodder.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2388	You opened the window, right?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2389	You’d be surprised how many buildings are not handicannon accessible.	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
2390	Bob said you were a real firecracker.	1.2174	0.04324	92	72	20	0
2391	Well aren't you the bomb	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
2392	You're off to college, Alison?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2393	Hey, at least it beats flying coach.	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
2394	Why not just walk out the door?	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
2395	well it sure adds focus to speed dating	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2396	Thanks for agreeing to help me get this party started...	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
2397	I get you; I've been called a bit of a loose cannon myself.	1.2170	0.04240	106	84	21	1
2398	Care for a Cannon Blast Shot?	1.2170	0.05017	106	88	13	5
2399	You're being ejected from the Republican party. Care to reconsider your last vote?	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
2400	Darling, before I shoot off, did you turn off the oven?	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
2401	Well, it was really nice knowing you.	1.2169	0.05950	83	70	8	5
2402	yes if you were born between 1946 and 1964 you are a boomer	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
2403	Got tired of posing nude for art students?	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2404	Looks like you want to get out of here. I know a little restaurant.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2405	Well, to make a long story short ...	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
2406	I can tell that with your obvious motivation you will rise to new heights!	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
2407	We've only forgotten to open the window twice, but the result was the same.	1.2165	0.05528	97	82	9	6
2408	Jessica it's lovely to see you, but do you have to go so quickly '	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2409	Can I offer you a Harvey Wallbanger?	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2410	Must you really go?	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2411	I will never understand women's fashion...	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2412	This party is more lit than expected, don't you think?	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2413	During the pandemic, I also memorized Kissinger's second speech on China given that same month in '72. Would you like to hear that one, too?	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2414	When they described you as a bomb shell,I was initially doubtful.	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2415	Remember, it's the flight, not the target.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2416	Granted, college isn’t for everyone.	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2417	Excuse me, but are you the Big Shot at this party?	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2418	I rarely meet a woman of your caliber.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2419	I'm in a bit of a jam here, help me out?	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
2420	When you said buying this would put you ‘over the moon,’ I thought you were speaking figuratively.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2421	When I said you were going to be fired, I think you really misunderstood.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2422	I wasn't finished telling you about my college acapella days!	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
2423	I'm so proud you found a way to break the glass ceiling!	1.2159	0.05703	88	74	9	5
2424	And your return ticket has been upgraded to first class.	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2425	Camille tells me you’re some sort of big shot.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2426	And I had you pegged as the French exit type.'	1.2159	0.04411	88	69	19	0
2427	Ok, you literally had nothing to wear.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
2428	A can do person like you will go far!	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2429	I couldn’t afford what Bezos charges but I was assure this is almost as good.	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2430	Just keep your shoulders curled in and you should be fine. The window seems wide enough.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2431	The subway service isn't that bad.	1.2159	0.04698	88	70	17	1
2432	I've always wanted a fodder figure.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2433	I'll rate your splash."	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2434	I dare say, you're a real firecracker!	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
2435	Hey, honey, you remember how you asked me to let you know when a moment might arise when you maybe seem to be trying too hard to get attention?	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
2436	I had heard that militarism is big in Tribeca.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
2437	Welcome! Let’s drink to the Second Amendment!	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2438	Can I swipe right?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2439	You'll break the glass ceilling.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2440	I envy your generation. In my day, we had catapults!	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2441	So, how does it feel to get blown off, Karen?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2442	Let me guess, your drink of choice is a French 75?	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2443	Trust me, it's quicker than the elevator.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2444	Did I tell you about my Separation Anxiety Disorder?	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2445	Hey, kick-ass launch party Jenni!	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2446	So, how long have you had this gig?	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2447	You wanted to be a big shot	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2448	I feel sparks flying already.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2449	Ah! Chianti, excellent choice!	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2450	I still think it would be much simpler if you just got yourself an EZ-Pass.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2451	Take a left at Houston.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2452	Brenda, did you actually read the Office Party memo?	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2453	What a coincidence. I also asked for a shot.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2454	As You Can Imagine, I Was Blown Away...	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2455	Which shot would you prefer, Scotch or gunpowder?	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2456	This is what happens when we get lit.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2457	I couldn't find a bear for your dramatic exit, but thought this would do instead?	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2458	Pour it where? Do you realize how expensive this wine is?	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2459	Do you feel a spark?	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
2460	It’s a small world - I once downloaded a fact sheet about lion taming!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2461	Oh! So you mean this isn't the bachelor party?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2462	It is one hell of a ride if I don't miss the window!	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2463	Are you staging a production of the 1812 Overture?	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2464	It was my wife’s idea.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2465	I used to do shooters too but they gave me terrible headaches.	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2466	Wouldn't it be easier to call a cab?	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
2467	Just gotta ask ... Is your name Dyan?	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2468	So, you're a walk-on in 'Tick,Tick...Boom!'?"	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2469	Well, OK if I give you my number?	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
2470	I said get a shot with your Canon not in a canon.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
2471	You can’t leave your own engagement party like this	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2472	This way,you go out with a bang.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2473	I wonder... are You naked there?	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
2474	You look too young to be a baby boomer.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2475	Would you like me to get you a drink now or when you get back?	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2476	Ah, performance art has really taken a step forward hasn't it?	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2477	Easy divorce, no lawyers, no papers, no headaches	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2478	I could just drive you there.	1.2143	0.03895	112	88	24	0
2479	Actually I just asked for a cannonball cocktail	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2480	I think you’re really going to go far!	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2481	I always tell my friends to "Aim high".	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2482	Have I told you you're just the caliber I like?	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2483	Shots?	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
2484	Most of us are bored with your shenanigans	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2485	Boy, this coming-out party just about adds another letter to LGBTA.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2486	Since you're going out anyway, could you bring back a bag of ice?	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2487	Art Canon, I presume?	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2488	Stirring or shaking?	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2489	It's good, but I can recite the alphabet backwards.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2490	Onward! To Trafalgar!	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2491	Is this the surprise for my birthday??	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2492	They said you were a "pistol" but this is a nice surprise!	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2493	The hosts are big Second Amendment people.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2494	Yes, I agree. The snugger fit is an improvement.	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2495	Oh, so this is your 1st attempt at speed dating too. I see you needed a little extra convincing.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2496	Why do you always have to make a scene?	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2497	Not to disappoint you, Shirley, but I don't think that's what the Church means by "canonize."	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2498	And what will you do if you can't find a job at the circus.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2499	OK, let's give it a shot!!!	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2500	Take a shot…just guess what I’m thinking.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2501	Trust me- it's just a prop.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2502	Well, I could go on for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2503	Let me tell you about the first time I was shot out of a cannon at a house party.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2504	Don't think I've ever met a woman of your caliber.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2505	Yes, you get the condo and the artwork, but this was in the prenup too. I’m	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2506	Sure, I think you will be a hit...	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2507	One more before you go"	1.2128	0.04505	94	75	18	1
2508	You have been a lot less volatile since you went on the Lexapro.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2509	So, do you shoot out of a cannon here often?	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2510	So how about those Mets?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2511	My name is James. And you were?	1.2125	0.06338	80	69	5	6
2512	Really making a bang with your entrance, Lydia	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2513	This is my first time meeting an astronaut	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
2514	‘But I haven’t even given you my take on defunding the police yet!’	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
2515	Before you blast off, could I get you a Harvey Wallbanger?	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2516	I know that we've only just met but something tells me that you are really going places.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2517	And what do you do outside of the metaverse?	1.2125	0.06083	80	68	7	5
2518	I hate launch parties,too.	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
2519	Gotta hand it to ya, that takes balls.	1.2124	0.05251	113	97	8	8
2520	The more current choice for traveling is a Tesla!	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
2521	In my younger days I was a big shot, too.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
2522	This motherfucker…	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
2523	Sure, you beat the traffic home, but you miss out on the podcasts.	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
2524	I was going to jump out of a cake, but I'm gluten intolerant	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2525	I asked for Pachelbel’s Canon	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2526	It's gonna be a blast!	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2527	If we had a yard it would be yard art	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2528	So all the giant cakes are stuck on container ships?	1.2121	0.05424	99	84	9	6
2529	Get me out of here !	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	10	5
2530	Beats taking the metro.	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2531	I never knew you had such a short fuse.	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
2532	I adore Tchaikovsky!	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2533	No, I didn't realize that saying 'this party's a blast' was culturally insensitive."	1.2118	0.05820	85	72	8	5
2534	Do you get frequent flyer miles?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2535	I know this is “who you are now,” but maybe being a cannonball isn’t the best lifestyle choice	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2536	Can I get your phone number?	1.2115	0.04250	104	83	20	1
2537	Can I aim you at my place?	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2538	Democratizing space travel sounds good.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2539	Why do women keeping saying they’re not heard?	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2540	You wanna shoot on over to my place later ?	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2541	I warned you, Alice. Straight to the moon.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2542	Is this what they mean by "having a blast" ?	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2543	So, how does it feel being canonized so early in your career?	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2544	I hear your career is taking off.	1.2111	0.04605	90	72	17	1
2545	Obviously this is your first time so I'll explain how cannons actually work.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2546	Trust me. It’s a sure-fire flatulence cure.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2547	Most of us will leave with a whimper.	1.2110	0.05226	109	93	9	7
2548	I did tell you if you came it would be a blast!	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2549	Look who we have here -a real, living sociopath, just like in the movies.	1.2110	0.04337	109	87	18	2
2550	Great idea,this changing careers to move up and get ahead in the world.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2551	Here's an idea. When you land, go to the nearest hairdresser. Someone will say "Good grief, you look like you were just shot out of a cannon," and then you say "Funny story..."	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2552	I got it because of the 2nd Amendment but it’s really come in handy for the 3rd.	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2553	So far, your little get-together has been a blast.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
2554	Before you take off, let me light my cigar on your other end.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2555	I’ve heard of the French exit and the Irish goodbye, but I’ve never seen someone do the Canadian cannonball.	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2556	So the temp agency said this gig would be a real blast huh?	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2557	I manufacture gunpowder. What do you do?	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2558	How long is your commute?	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2559	I'm sorry, when you said can I have a light? I thought you meant the cannon, not your cigarette.	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2560	I'm a pretty nice guy, but be careful, sometimes I have a short fuse.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2561	Hi! Haven't we met before? Was it in that cake at Bill's birthday party?	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2562	When they said bring something fun, I thought along the lines of salad, but that works too.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2563	You're right, this party is going to be a real blast!	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2564	...anyway, enough about me. I hope I wasn't boring you.	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2565	What a disarming girl you are!	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2566	Are you sure you don’t want to use a helmet?	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
2567	I don't think this would be considered a French Exit	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2568	We just think it's high time we had more women in the can(n)on.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2569	I guess you weren't invited onto Jeff Bezos' spaceship.	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
2570	There might be more subtle ways to leave the party early.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2571	Well, it was a metaphor, but I really want to see how this ends up.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2572	No problem. I'll probably be sneaking out myself right behind you.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2573	You said you wanted one that would knock your socks off!	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2574	Can I get your num….?	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
2575	So what made you bring the act to the cocktail circuit, Ms. Knievel?	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2576	Suggest you duck.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2577	be careful	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2578	Wouldn’t it be easier to jump out of a cake?	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2579	Late for your meeting again?	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2580	No worries , they’re open late.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2581	Now that you have grown up, do you still need your Buzz Lightyear action figure?	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2582	Are you the Artist?	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2583	Hi..before you blast off I've got discounts on air or rental cars?!	1.2095	0.05362	105	90	8	7
2584	You’re the bomb, April!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2585	Breaking into show business is tough , but at least you're giving it your best shot !!	1.2095	0.04214	105	84	20	1
2586	So, you really prefer this one to hearing my views on Harold Bloom’s?	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2587	I'm so sorry you have to shoot out of here so quickly	1.2093	0.04412	86	68	18	0
2588	Great launch party!	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2589	I think it's very slimming on you.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2590	Can I call you or should I just drop by?	1.2093	0.05758	86	73	8	5
2591	But I’ve only just begun explaining my crypto investment strategies.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2592	Before we got this, our kid was always late for school.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2593	I know he is a Trumper, but he has a house at the beach. You might hit it off	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2594	It’s the new treatment for airborne diseases.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2595	I always get a big bang out of these parties	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2596	You’ll be the life of the party in some sense, no matter how it turns out.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2597	This isn't the signal for "ready to leave" that we agreed to.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2598	I really enjoyed our conversation and would love to continue it. Do you know which hospital they are going to take you? "	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2599	There's an easier way to get to Carnegie Hall.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2600	So your Dad was a lion tamer and you?" By Tom Sievers	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2601	Are you Catholic? You seem so into canon.	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2602	I hear it's like being shot out of a cannon.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2603	A cake is a cliche-- this is stronger.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
2604	Soon, I promise. No one smokes anymore, so Jerry went nextdoor to get the matches.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2605	It was nice to have met you,but I gotta' blow this joint.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2606	Avoiding small talk again?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2607	You'll go to any length to get out of these mandatory work mixers, I see.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2608	Next time, don't critique the brie.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2609	So, this is your first Civil War re-enactment?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2610	A shot and a Bloody Mary for you?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2611	I told you, you'd be the life of the party...	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2612	Is this the literary canon?	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2613	I'm so g;ad they found a girl of your caliber.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2614	Bye Bye BITCH	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2615	Yes, I know you have an appointment, this will only take about 10 seconds	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2616	Let’s blow this pop stand.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
2617	Did you enjoy the wine tasting?	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2618	Yeah, they said this party would be a blast!	1.2083	0.05913	72	59	9	3
2619	New Years parties are a blast	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2620	Catch a movie later?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2621	So, you're going to experience five minutes of weightlessness and then land in Queens?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2622	Shirley, pick up some ice while you’re out.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2623	Is your favorite piece of music the Pachabbl Canon?	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2624	Shirley always throws a great party. I'm having a blast! Bruce Nishimura, Seattle, WA.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2625	It is a very dramatic way to lave a party.	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2626	My shots are also straight up.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2627	Is this your entire canon of work?	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2628	Was that you on Match.com last Saturday? You seemed to be in a hurry to meet	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2629	Yes your luggage will be delivered to the same landing site	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2630	It was a design element to not put in stairs.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2631	Was our conversation that bad?	1.2079	0.05324	101	86	9	6
2632	I thought we'd share a cab.	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2633	Maybe we could go out sometime. I have a bit of a reputation as a loose cannon.	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2634	The fresh air will do you good.	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
2635	Its a birthday party...my order was for someone to ‘pop out of a cake'!	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2636	Shall we wait for Mr. Bond?	1.2075	0.05143	106	90	10	6
2637	This should clarify that nagging question about when it's time to leave.	1.2075	0.05314	106	91	8	7
2638	You never should have asked for a shot and a beer.	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
2639	The landlord said he has no problem with having canonical pieces in the apartment	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
2640	Well, this does explain your arrival to the party in a clown car!	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2641	Congratulations on your graduation. Call your mom and me when you get a job and a place to live.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2642	Bob did mention you were about to be fired.	1.2073	0.04504	82	65	17	0
2643	It's the best bon voyage party ever.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2644	so...what's your sign?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2645	Climbing into the cannon so soon? But I wasn't done telling you about my bunion removal.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2646	I'm gluten free	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2647	Mid-13th-century modern is really making a comeback	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
2648	Fair enough, but how MUCH cheaper than an uber?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2649	Iron lung wheelchair? Great idea!	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2650	We have the Zephyr 5000 with the optional reading lamp.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2651	Thanks for coming. You always leave quite an impression.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2652	You can come out now. they've stopped talking about Facebook.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2653	And I thought I was Loaded!	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2654	I’ll try to get right to the punch line.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2655	How about we blow this joint?	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2656	Always nice to meet a fellow gun lover.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2657	I just hate commuting across town at this time of the day. Will you be calling a cab ?	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2658	I hope I’m not cannonballizing your time!	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2659	Sorry but my dating profile excludes anyone with a short fuse.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2660	My wife is so creative. This is much more original than a cake.	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2661	well, at least, you be missing rush hour.	1.2069	0.04368	87	69	18	0
2662	Yes, I know, I'd like to blow out of here too.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2663	Would you like me to point you out the window?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2664	Bon Voyage! We are launching you to heaven!	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2665	Don't forget to yell ' Geronimo !!!	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2666	I heard you like to bang...	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
2667	Always up for a dramatic entrance, aren't you!	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2668	Did I tell you I'm in life insurance?	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2669	Must you shoot off so soon?	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2670	I told you not to bring up politics.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2671	I’m concerned that you’re still not understanding the concept of the Internet	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2672	I thought you were doing tequila shots!	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2673	I really admire you for taking risks at work	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
2674	I'm Brad with the National Cannon Association.	1.2065	0.04244	92	73	19	0
2675	Bye,Felicia!	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2676	You save $200,000 over Blue Origin.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2677	I thought you were just going to tell them, "Thank you, and good night."	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2678	I expect a shout heard around the world!	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2679	Personally, I prefer making an Irish goodbye.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2680	No! I ask you to bring me a HELMET!	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2681	This job must really blow.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2682	Jane, you're a piece of work in a piece of work.	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2683	‘How bout those Yankees ?’	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2684	Next time please do not tap the fish tank.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2685	Honey. When was the last time I got you to blast off?	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2686	Im sorry Stacy, I really need this promotion.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2687	I said "Would you like to try some FIREBALL?"	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2688	I think I saw the bartender had a lighter. Why do you ask?	1.2059	0.04023	102	81	21	0
2689	Any room for me?	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2690	Brilliant! Most women simply say they've left the oven on.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2691	So apparently his wife found out and she's firing the nanny.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2692	I forgot my gunpowder. Want some wine instead?	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2693	I thought I’d try to put a little spark back in our marriage.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2694	An introvert's idea of personal safety at a dinner soiree. "Farewell George!" she said as she shot out the window.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2695	After what that flight attendant did to me last time, I just couldn’t take the risk.	1.2055	0.04762	73	58	15	0
2696	Can I get your phone number before you go?	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
2697	On your way back, could you pick up some more ice?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2698	What do you mean you don't wamt me to spark the conversation?	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
2699	I get it. I’ve also been called a loose cannon.	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2700	We all felt that having you jump out of a cake was just so cliché.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2701	Could you take a picture of my house as you fly over?	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
2702	I just love a party that ends with a bang!	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2703	May I blow out your fuse?	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2704	You should know, veryone's dying to see what you're wearing.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2705	You're not the first pretty girl at a party to tell me I remind them of her fodder.	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
2706	I appreciate your witty banter. Now just shoot me.	1.2045	0.05636	88	75	8	5
2707	Be sure to show your vaccination card when you land.	1.2045	0.05636	88	75	8	5
2708	Buckle your seatbelt! Someone just lit your fuze.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2709	Have a great trip, and don't forget to spend the airfare money we saved on something special.	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2710	Can you pick up some more ice while you're out?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2711	Wanna pop on over to my place?	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
2712	At a Cocktail Party in Seattle, circa 1995, Jeff Bezos has an another idea	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
2713	It will be fascinating to follow the career prajectory of a person of your caliber.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2714	I nominated you for this honor since you are our employee of the very highest caliber	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2715	Who brought this	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2716	Could I interest you in a small bore?	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2717	I heard you can be kind of explosive.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2718	Boy, I can’t wait to see how you top this party.”	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
2719	Your mother and I don't believe in soft launches.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2720	So, is this supposed to be the opposite of an Irish exit?	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2721	It is possible this could be more effective than ivermectin!	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2722	Party’s getting a bit crowded, what do ya say we take off?	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2723	So, anyway, what do you do for a living?	1.2043	0.04968	93	76	13	3
2724	what a novel way to make a deep impression!	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2725	No net, Nanette?	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2726	I thought you wanted to rekindle the spark.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2727	Can I talk to you about being shot from a cannon in your apartment insurance?	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2728	Oh, good, I see I haven't missed the performance art.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2729	Funny, whenever I strike up a conversation with a woman, she has to leave.	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2730	Alternatively, I could call you a cab.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2731	With all the shipping issues,this was the largest one I could find...	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2732	Would you like to get out of here?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2733	They tell me that the performance art business is booming - - but you would know!	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2734	Sorry I could not drive you back to school this time.	1.2041	0.05419	98	84	8	6
2735	Make sure to like and subscribe!	1.2041	0.04092	98	78	20	0
2736	Part of me says we met in Gettysburg.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2737	So, how do you know the Ringling brothers?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2738	May I walk you home after the party?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2739	I see you're really into artillery art.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2740	If you don't mind my asking, what are your triggers?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2741	I heard you were going to be fired.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2742	Never before have I met someone of your caliber	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2743	Wanna get away from all these clowns?	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2744	You're going off with a bang, not a whimper.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2745	No! I certainly don't think you have a "short fuse." Why do you ask?	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2746	I’m more of an ‘Irish goodbye’ type.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2747	One more thing before you go, I could do your taxes for you if you need an extension.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2748	A cab might get you there in one piece just as fast	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2749	Can't be any worse than that last party you threw.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2750	You’ll land in our pool and have plenty of time to make dinner. See you at 6:30.	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
2751	Oh! I thought it was "cannon father"!	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
2752	This is a way you can get blasted and don't have to drink.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2753	You have to admit that this is a step up from coming out of a cake.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2754	I don’t need a ride, but thanks for the offer. I live right across the street so I usually just take the trapeze.	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
2755	Hi, do you have a minute to discuss how to save a lot of money on life insurance?	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2756	I've heard your boom is worse than your bite.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2757	Hey Sorry, but due to the recent surge in inflation and supply chain delays, it was cheaper to do this than to have you pop out of a cake.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
2758	You'll be landing smack dab at Brooklyn Hospital ER's entrance.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2759	3 points if you don't touch the window frame	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
2760	Your party is really taking off.	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
2761	Do you want to get out of here?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2762	Another introvert!	1.2024	0.05561	84	71	9	4
2763	Now THIS is what I call dedication to potential breaches of social distancing.	1.2024	0.05561	84	71	9	4
2764	"well, this is one way to get his attention..."	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
2765	Leaving so soon? I'll have to tell you more about myself at another time.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2766	Okay, you win. Pluto is no longer considered a planet.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2767	Be sure to call me when you land, sweetie.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2768	Yes,I suppose it does look comfortable.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2769	Quite a bombshell for the NY art scene, wouldn't you say?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2770	There has to be an easier way to break the glass ceiling.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
2771	I think you misheard me—I said I'm Shannon's father.	1.2024	0.05561	84	71	9	4
2772	I can tell you're someone who will be going places.	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
2773	Let me open the window.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2774	We’ll, this is an interesting date app.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2775	Mom always said to take you best shot in every situation.	1.2022	0.05577	89	76	8	5
2776	Good to see you're having a blast	1.2022	0.04282	89	71	18	0
2777	Have you ever heard of Uber?	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2778	Well, I HAD considered myself sexually open-minded.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2779	Can I get you a reload?	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2780	Guess the pandemic really had you dying for some fresh air, huh?	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2781	It's a beautiful day,why don't you take a shot at it?	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2782	What did you think I meant by "we'll have a blast"?	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
2783	Are you stuck?	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2784	I’ve heard of wanting to make a splash, but not a BOOM!	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2785	But Dad, you’re the one that pushed me to launch my career	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2786	A glass of wine might help you come out of your shell.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2787	If you want to capture someone's attention ...	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2788	I'm jealous - your commuter has so much more flare than my e-bike.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2789	Peek-a-boo, I see you!	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2790	This wasn’t the “big goodbye “ I was hoping for	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2791	I’m immunized.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2792	Thanks for coming, honey. Text when you are safely in Jersey.	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
2793	See? I told you this party would be a blast.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2794	Call before you come back, I’ll open a window	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2795	What can I say, I'm attracted to people with short fuses.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2796	I am blown away by you!	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2797	I take the uptown local, but thanks for the offer.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2798	I thought you were going to quit bringing your work home ...	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2799	No, you ‘da bomb’.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2800	Sally and Max urged me to come, told me we'll have a blast!	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2801	Do you have earplugs? I hear it's loud.	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2802	I said we’d be stuffing the literal cannon, not discussing the literary canon!	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
2803	So long, hemorrhoids!	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
2804	Concealed in a weapon isn't against the law?	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2805	Actually...	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2806	So, you're easing into retirement?	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2807	It's so nice to meet a fellow Civil War Buff	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
2808	Thanks for coming, I hope to see you again.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2809	They were out of big cakes.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2810	Thanks for popping in!	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2811	Could you move a little to the left in 3 to5 seconds.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	11	3
2812	Wanna bang?	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2813	While "Boom" is an evocative title for your latest performance artwork, may I suggest the alternative, "Splat?"	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2814	ok - you don't understand ghosting, yet you're taking it to a whole new level.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
2815	Trust me. This really is the quickest way through the glass ceiling.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2816	Be sure to buy Single Malt Scotch in Duty-Free when you arrive.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2817	Leaving the party so soon, my dear?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2818	It's the perfect way to introduce you to my ex-wife.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2819	Boom goes the strings of my heart!	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
2820	How often do you fly?	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2821	Now that we've met, I hope you won't just fly off.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2822	Is it working yet? Last week I tried escaping a straightjacket underwater just to feel something.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2823	When I count to three, duck!	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2824	Excuse me, I am not loose.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2825	Nice to meet you, Dee! Hey, that reminds me of a great joke about Pachelbel’s Canon in D. Want me to tell it?	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2826	Don’t worry, the infrastructure plan will cover it	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2827	Adios baby...	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
2828	I said a boom chicka boom. Boom, boom, boom.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2829	I'm having a blast talking to the life of the party	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2830	Can I take you out sometime?	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2831	It's fair to say your costume bombed	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2832	Ah, here it is, another fabulous piece on loan from the Sun Tzu collection.	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
2833	Don’t tell anyone where I am	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2834	So Ringling, Barnum and Bailey, all said you should bring your work home?	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2835	I REALLY hope they appreciate Performance Art.	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
2836	I'm sorry miss, but we ordered the "Pop Out of the Cake" .	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2837	I wanted to get something that would back up my stand your ground warnings	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2838	Oh well, I bombed out with everyone else too.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2839	It’s the only way to get across town in rush hour !	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2840	I understand, but think SpaceX si the better option.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2841	So how did you get into this line of work?	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2842	Pick up some ice on your way back	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
2843	Oh, wow. You're Boom Chick-a Boom!	1.2000	0.04240	90	72	18	0
2844	This is great! I haven’t done a shot since before covid!	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2845	I guess when you start having a blast, this date is over.	1.2000	0.04240	90	72	18	0
2846	Maybe you’ve had a little too much wine, dear!	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2847	I'm working from home.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2848	This party is about to get lit.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2849	Wouldn't it be easier to leave by the front door?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2850	I heard you were a blast at parties	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2851	Everyone told me you were a loose cannon Helen.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2852	Come on - It’s not that bad as parties go	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
2853	This isn’t the shortcut I imagined when you said, “And boom! I’m home.”	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2854	When they ran out of giant cakes, I told myself “Frank, this was never about the dessert.”	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2855	Honey, can't you be normal for once and just go for the Irish exit?	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2856	Well, I'm part Irish and part German myself.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2857	Talk about failure to launch.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2858	NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2859	The neighbors warned me you were a homewrecker."	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2860	I think I'll stick with the wine although your cannonball shot looks tempting.	1.1982	0.04011	111	90	20	1
2861	Sorry you have to leave so soon!	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2862	Would you like to go to the circus?	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2863	WTF is that?	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2864	Sure, honey. Go out and mingle.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2865	It has been my privilege to help your flight up the corporate ladder!	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2866	Are you feeling okay about the risk of being at a mask-free gathering?	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
2867	Is this how atheists get canonized?	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2868	So it’s basically all built around this thing called a ‘blockchain’…	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2869	Really? I heard Highball.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2870	... but of course, if you have any questions, then fire away	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2871	No worries, the window's open.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2872	Pardon me while I fart	1.1980	0.04671	101	83	14	3
2873	I loved your work in the recent adaptation of William Tell's Overture.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2874	What's in this wine? I'm really lit.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	2
2875	Is that a cannon you're wearing or are you just excited to see me?	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2876	I understand that you’re accustomed to larger venues, but you’ll still be a smash hit.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2877	Don't forget olives.	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2878	You must be the Zacchini sister!	1.1979	0.05261	96	82	9	5
2879	I'm used to women running from me, but this is ridiculous.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2880	Excuse me Sir. Do you have any gray poupon.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2881	Yes, I believe you'll get a shot at a promotion:	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2882	How exciting! I thought party tricks had gone out of style!	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2883	Yes, let's meet for coffee. I teach a course on the Western Canon at Yale.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2884	Really, Kyrsten, what ARE we to make of you wearing a cannon?	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2885	I guess you came here through the door but I'm hanging around to see how you leave."	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2886	Ah, I meant did you want to get out of here with me?	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2887	Is your name really Pachelbel?	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2888	Come here often?	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2889	You have to leave so soon? I came on strong, didn’t I?”	1.1978	0.05682	91	79	6	6
2890	Remember, don’t mention the war.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2891	You snag a taxi and I'll be right down	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2892	Here’s my card. Drop in when you go off.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2893	Ah! You must be a Leo. 'Gone but not forgotten' seems to be their mantra.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2894	Wow, so you're Pete's third wife? Fascinating!	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2895	Emergency exit from awkward small talk	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2896	Cannons- Easier than the metro	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2897	No, I said, "You can in this city."	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2898	I'll just say it was "Self Defence".	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2899	Let's get together for launch	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2900	Maybe this will land you an audition on America's Got Talent!	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2901	This way you'll be sure to beat the traffic.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2902	So do you think we could meet up after this for a cocktail and a nibble?	1.1977	0.04320	86	69	17	0
2903	Look,I beg you,please let me get you an Uber?	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2904	Once you clear the window, you have nothing to worry about until you reach the apartment building next door.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2905	Whoa there Candy! You're so right! I sure as HELL shouldn't have said you were "literally" going nowhere fast!	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2906	I know you're in a hurry to leave, but they just put out dessert.	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2907	Would this be considered a "meet cute"?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2908	This may interest you. Did you hear Britney Spears won?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2909	It's cheaper and faster than an Uber.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2910	Space Control to Major Tom…	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2911	With the price of gas these days, I've found it's the cheapest way to get around.	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2912	Hang in there for now. We want to end the party with a boom!	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2913	Hell of an idea for a book launch, Heidi.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2914	Honey, I can’t find my socks	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2915	I know you’re excited to finally be around other people, but I think ‘shot out of a cannon’ is just an expression.	1.1975	0.04785	81	66	14	1
2916	I heard that you had an explosive personality	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2917	It was really nice of you to volunteer.	1.1975	0.04785	81	66	14	1
2918	Let's wait until they have a few more glasses of wine.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2919	What do you want to be aimed at to feel like you've done something meaningful?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2920	So I hear you’re joining the circus.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2921	This is true performance art Hillary.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2922	Where have you been hiding yourself?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2923	Bangin’ party outfit!	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
2924	It's medically safer than rideshare.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2925	How are you getting home? Wanna split a cab?	1.1975	0.05937	81	70	6	5
2926	The clown should be arriving any minute.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2927	Would you like to go out sometime soon?	1.1974	0.04596	76	61	15	0
2928	This is a way of getting to Carnegie Hall.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2929	This is the most original way to launch a new career that I have ever toasted to!	1.1974	0.04596	76	61	15	0
2930	Is this the first indoor extreme sport?	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2931	Take me with you!	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2932	Hope you make it to Broadway.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2933	This is the best send off I´ve ever attended.	1.1964	0.03771	112	90	22	0
2934	Finance Boyfriend: "There's no better time for our clients to be issuing equity and raising debt with rates near all-time lows and stretched EBITDA multipl–" Her:	1.1964	0.04886	112	96	8	6
2935	Yeah, those Uber surge prices have gotten pretty high.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2936	Don't worry, everyone will notice you!	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
2937	I’m into heavy metal too!	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2938	Excuse me while I powder my toes.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2939	I think you'll like this drink. We call it the 'Cannonball Wreck'.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	9	5
2940	You must be a blast to go out with!	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2941	Your constant need for attention is putting a strain on our relationship.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2942	What’s a human cannonball like you doing in a place like this?	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2943	Are you sure I can't just call you an Uber?	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2944	Well, everyone is dying to know your big surprise!	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2945	Talk about overcompensating.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2946	Can I get your coordinates?	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2947	I promise I won’t go off on a tangent if you won’t.	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
2948	Funny story about cannons – a few years ago I was at our warehouse in Tulsa when my cousin Frank, an old-school import export guy, calls me up and says, 'Teddy, what do you know about cast iron?' So I... wait, what are you doing with that match?	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
2949	This doesn’t seem like an “apartment hobby.”	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2950	One more bag of ice should do....	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2951	I love performance art. Perhaps we could discuss your work later over coffee.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2952	It's both a conversation piece and a 24 hour security system	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2953	I don	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2954	Well yes, didn't I say you'd be a blast at our dinner party?	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2955	Looking for a career change?	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2956	Meeting a wonderful woman of your caliber is a dream come true.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2957	So why did you want to test the Big Bang theory?	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2958	I identify as a qanonball	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2959	I get it, when the circus calls, you answer.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2960	You outweigh the cannon, so the recoil will kick it off the platform, and you'll just drop to the floor.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2961	Technically it’s not mansplaining if you were unaware that over 30 people have died during the performance of this stunt.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2962	It’s our way of dealing with recyclables	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2963	It was a blast at the party last year.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2964	I too come from a long line of daredevils and risk-takers.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2965	I WOULD OFFER YOU A DRINK, BUT YOU APPEAR READY TO LEAVE	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2966	So tell me about your next role, Mr Day-Lewis	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2967	Fire away. The whites of my eyes aren't going to get whiter.”	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2968	Trust me, you’ll love it	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2969	This is one hell of an ice breaker.	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2970	A sure hit! A paternity reveal!	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2971	You did ask me to light your fire, right?	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2972	I’ve got you landing in Grant’s Tomb at 4:10.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2973	I'm thinking if you just wait a bit, Space X prices will go down and you'll get a much better ride.	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2974	I know you didn't ask, but I'll only need another 30 minutes to explain the blockchain.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2975	So does this mean you don't want another funny story about accounting?	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2976	Thanks again for your help, this will be much better than tapping my glass.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2977	I'm ready to do shots if you are.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2978	It's hard to meet women of your caliber on Tinder.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2979	You’re going to make a really big impression at the party next door.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2980	And you are the first Mrs. Brown?	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2981	Boomalacka, Boomalacka?	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2982	Musk uses this to train his passengers	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
2983	Thank you again for being so understanding. You were really killing the vibe.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2984	That's right! Both shots from Pfizer!	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2985	What time are you flying out?"	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2986	Actually, I’m buck-naked, but thanks for your concern anyway.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2987	Trust me, you'll be the life... in your own, special way... of the party!"	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2988	I was about to say it’s been a blast.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2989	If you want to change the way people respond to you, change the way you respond to people.	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
2990	Now you got my attention!	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2991	I bought my wife the same one last week!	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2992	I can tell you're the kind of woman who will blow me away.	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
2993	The wall will be the worst part	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2994	Can I call you?	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2995	It's just that performance art is so pasée.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2996	Never let the flame came down	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
2997	I was thinking something else when they said the theme tonight would be a blast from the past.	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
2998	Your horse is getting new shoes, Ms. Godiva?	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2999	I’ve waited a long time to meet someone of your caliber.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
3000	And I thought Dali was crazy.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
3001	What kind of mileage before you have to reload?	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
3002	Wow! You really know how to make an exit.	1.1951	0.04403	82	66	16	0
3003	House rules are very strict when losing at Charades.	1.1951	0.05869	82	71	6	5
3004	This evening will start with a bang!	1.1949	0.03662	118	95	23	0
3005	Here's to the big boom theory	1.1949	0.04545	118	100	13	5
3006	The difference in our definitions of getting blasted is that I’ll only need ibuprofen tomorrow	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3007	So, how about breakfast at my place?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3008	Guess you're trying to add to the canon of modern art.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3009	Is this your attempt at a grand exit?	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
3010	Happy fodder's day.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
3011	Wow! You're the Bombshell from the May issue!	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3012	I’m giving the new mayor a chance but you can do what you want.	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
3013	I’m having a blast!	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3014	I'll need a few shots before I blast off.	1.1944	0.05172	108	94	7	7
3015	You misunderstood my remark about the party's circus atmosphere.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
3016	You give new meaning to Bottoms Up!	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
3017	Might I suggest you’ve taken ‘blonde bombshell’ a bit too literally.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
3018	Great opening! Love your work, you're going places, without a doubt.	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
3019	I hear you're an absolute bombshell.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
3020	We meant it for sure, when we said, "You look like a bomb!"	1.1942	0.05173	103	89	8	6
3021	You’ll be fine	1.1942	0.03917	103	83	20	0
3022	An old company tradition how we let people go.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
3023	Would you like to drop into my place later?	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
3024	You know, there are easier ways to get noticed by your boss.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
3025	Yes, I understand but I don't think this is how Jackson Pollock achieved his splatter effect.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
3026	If you'd like to drop by, my place is just over the next hill.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
3027	If you happen to run into the caterers out there, tell them we're out of vermouth.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
3028	How did you get this thing up the stairs?	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
3029	Gunpowder is cheaper than gas these days.	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
3030	It may get their attention, but they won't be able to see you.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
3031	Should get you to Manhattan in no time	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
3032	Be ready, immediately after the last toast.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
3033	We could certainly have a blast.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
3034	Tapas would have also made a splash.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
3035	Wow! Small world! My wife went to Sarah Lawrence too!	1.1935	0.05353	93	80	8	5
3036	Give me a kiss and I'll aim you out the window.	1.1935	0.05567	93	81	6	6
3037	Don't worry about safety, I can only shoot blanks at my age	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
3038	Nice carronade! I parked my howitzer out front.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
3039	People say I'm a talker, but I like to listen. It's just that I don't get to socialize very often, you see, so when I do I just tend to...	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
3040	This little Civil War history kick you've been on... has gone too far.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
3041	Wow! This dating app really does work!	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
3042	I love performance art, but couldn't you just text me that you don't want to meet my parents?	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
3043	You interest me.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
3044	Not true. I've seen him in the shower.	1.1932	0.05075	88	73	11	3
3045	Jeff Bezos seeks volunteers for his scheduled inaugural trip to the moon.	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
3046	Believe me, going to space in a stuffy old capsule is so yesterday.	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
3047	We meet every Tuesday, you should stop by. We really have a blast!	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3048	Honey, it's me, your fodder...	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3049	Great to see you. Why don't you shoot me a note when you have some time.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3050	I have my wife text me that the dog is sick when I want to leave an awkward party. What do you do?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3051	Just duck as you go out the window!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3052	I promised you would get a bang out of meeting my friends.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
3053	We will know in a minute if this is a good idea.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3054	Take care not to harm the aspidistra as you leave.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3055	This way I travel by air, without getting searched by TSA	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3056	I'm actually just about to leave.	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
3057	This drab affair is about to become a blast!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3058	Goodbye. I've never met anyone of your caliber.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3059	It use to be a lady jumped out of a cake.	1.1928	0.05803	83	72	6	5
3060	A short-fused loose cannon, you must be Laura?	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3061	I suppose you have to take off pretty soon, huh?	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3062	You’re lit. I’m lit. You look like a great catch	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3063	. . . and then I realized I'd seen that episode maybe twenty times already and . . . oh, you have to be somewhere? Maybe we could . . . no? Well, let me give . . . no? Well . . .	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3064	Just in case.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3065	It's just great to see more women in STEM.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3066	My God...a work of art. Penis on wheels.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3067	Sorry you lost the lottery, Sarah. I was looking forward to getting to know you better.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3068	I thought you said your name is Roxette.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
3069	I toyed with the idea of becoming a human cannonball but opted for a career in arbitrage instead.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3070	Do you have enough room in there?	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3071	Did you feel a spark between us?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3072	You're not alone, everyone's waiting for the Biden Boom.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3073	Beats being the sushi tray, am I right?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3074	It's the sweatshirt, isn't it?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3075	Did you file your health care directive?	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
3076	Haven't seen you since you quit your job. Is this your new gig?	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
3077	I don’t care if it’s been approved for home use, I still don’t think it’s safe.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3078	No thanks, I'm Noncanonical	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
3079	So you had a flat on your left rear?	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
3080	I got a great deal on it and it’s luxury iron.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
3081	It's the kind of job where the sky's the limit!	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
3082	I love your "Irish exit."	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
3083	If I rub the side, will you pop out?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3084	Do you think anyone will notice?	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
3085	Do you have a minute to hear all about Scientology? Oh, never mind...	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
3086	At least let me call you an Uber.	1.1923	0.04491	78	63	15	0
3087	Rumor has it there is a better party across the street.	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
3088	I've heard you were a real "firecracker," but you've really outsdone yourself this time.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
3089	Should I get you a cab?	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
3090	I guess it's your place then.	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
3091	I no longer have to ask for everyone's attention.	1.1919	0.05112	99	85	9	5
3092	Where will I find you when your performance is over?	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
3093	Indeed, that was the net price.	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
3094	Do you have to go so soon?	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
3095	Everyone who leaves the party says they had a blast.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3096	You just should have gotten the booster.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3097	That is the problem with on-line shopping. I thought I was ordering a printer." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3098	It feels good to socialize again, right?	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3099	I happen to be insurance and I just wanted to make sure you know this is excluded from Major Medical.	1.1915	0.05300	94	81	8	5
3100	Seeing you again was a real blast but now I’m off.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3101	Is there room for one more?	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3102	When they said your show was a booming success I see they weren't kidding.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3103	I'd offer you a drink, but you shouldn't fly when you're buzzed.	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
3104	Planning on a quick exit?	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3105	We're having a real blow out after this party.	1.1915	0.04080	94	76	18	0
3106	Are you really a loose woman?	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3107	We’re trying out the ‘pirate exit’	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
3108	hang around a little longer, the party will get better	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
3109	would you like me to lower the boom?	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
3110	I can be your safety net.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
3111	I'm really so sorry about telling you this way.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
3112	So, just like The Doors once sang?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3113	Oh…you’ll know.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3114	Is this your first new model launch?	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
3115	And you said you wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near me.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3116	You're desperate, I'm desperate. Wanna go out?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3117	How long have you been into artillery?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3118	I would ordinarily wait to give my answer, but I know you have such a short fuse.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
3119	Don't blame you with the price of Ubers lately	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
3120	Honey,I want a divorce	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
3121	Will you be sticking around afterwards, or do you have to blast off?	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
3122	While you're out, pick up a jar of olives and a pint of heavy cream.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3123	You're right Honey, we did want you to get an after-school job. But we thought babysitting or something...	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3124	Maybe you should call an Uber instead?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3125	This is the weirdest gender reveal party I've ever been to.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3126	Thank you for doing this for me, Caroline.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
3127	Fodder? I don’t understand	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
3128	I'm grateful that Ringling Bros. lets me work from home	1.1910	0.05507	89	77	7	5
3129	How would you like to trade places with my wife?	1.1910	0.05734	89	78	5	6
3130	Karen, I know it's your right, but it's a housewarming party.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
3131	I think you will be blown away by this party.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
3132	Let's not, and say we did.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
3133	Can I offer you a shot?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3134	Would you like a glass of wine while the fuse is burning down?	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
3135	well I get my kicks on Route 66	1.1905	0.04897	105	90	10	5
3136	You always have to be the center of attention.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3137	When you get back from your trip, maybe we could have lunch together?	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
3138	I believe that speed dating would work out well for you.	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
3139	I	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3140	I like talking to you, but I am not sure I am ready for shots yet.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3141	Are you sure you wouldn't rather grab an Uber?	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
3142	Going home so soon?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3143	HiI'mSamnicetomeetyousomeweatherwe'rehavinghuhIfeelarealconnectionherebyeeeee!	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
3144	I know, right? From the wording on the invitation, I thought we’d be doing knee-first dives into the swimming pool.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3145	Sorry darling, I said Zoom,not Boom	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3146	Watching My Life Light Up Before I Die"	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3147	I'm going to do a bon voyage toast.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
3148	My ex-wife had an explosive temper, so yes - I’m interested!	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
3149	Not as urgent as the wine but while you're there...we're low on ice.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
3150	I think you’ll be more comfortable in our designated selfie area.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3151	The neighborhood kids love it when I put on my cape and shoot right out the window.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
3152	Say, you're a real firecracker of a gal!	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3153	I heard your parties are a real blast.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3154	Want a real boost? Try this bourbini.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
3155	Quick, can you give me your longitude and latitude--you look short on time right now, and I'd like to get to know you better.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3156	I think we'll have a blast together!	1.1900	0.03943	100	81	19	0
3157	How canon not I give my heart to you?	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
3158	Not quite what I had in mind when I asked for female entertainment.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
3159	I'm sure many guys look at you as cannon fodder, but I'm not that guy	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
3160	I saw it in the window, and I thought it was so you. Happy housewarming.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
3161	Hurry back with the cabernet.	1.1899	0.04441	79	64	15	0
3162	Honey, quit worrying about keeping the guests entertained!	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
3163	So what in a Harvey Wallbanger?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
3164	Oh hello. Last time I saw you was when you jumped out of that cake.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
3165	Just where do you think you are going?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
3166	I'm an actuary.	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
3167	These things make me nervous, too.	1.1899	0.04441	79	64	15	0
3168	I've had a few , mind if I ride with you?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
3169	Honey,I told you you were overdressed!	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
3170	It's part of Blue Horizon's intern program	1.1899	0.05719	79	68	7	4
3171	…and if you thought that was a funny story, let me tell you about another thing that happened to me.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
3172	We’re all readjusting to social settings, Deb, but could you at least make a graceful exit?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3173	It’s like my late father used to say, ‘Just tuck and roll’	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3174	Personally, I really like the look, but it must be hard on your floors.	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
3175	My bad, I meant a tequilla shot - not a guerrilla shot.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3176	Listen, if you felt you had to do something stupid like this, you should have angled the canon a little to the left so you go out the window and don't smash into the wall. Soon you'll be one of these ghosts which are standing all around me. Idiot.	1.1895	0.05658	95	84	4	7
3177	Thank you for hosting my launch party.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3178	So we’ll hook up two blocks down	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3179	Would you pick up some milk on your way down	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3180	Say, would you like to go somewhere less noisy?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3181	Couldn't get a taxi?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3182	Can we just 'shoot the breeze?'	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
3183	I'm loaded, are you?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3184	When you said ‘party trick’ I was thinking juggling or card magic.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
3185	YOU MEN CAN'T DRINK!	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
3186	Is "The Big Bang" your favorite TV program?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
3187	I feel the same way about cocktail parties, except for the cannon.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
3188	I was hoping you'd stay a while longer, but may I see you again shortly?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3189	Thanks, I think being an accountant is pretty exciting too!	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
3190	Wow! You’re the bomb!	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
3191	Anyone at a quiet dinner party can shoot themselves out of a cannon. That you do it without a helmet and goggles just astounds me.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3192	Nice meeting you too. Look me up the next time the circus is in town.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3193	It used to be easier to fire someone.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3194	Don’t worry about tuition, honey. We’re saving on transportation costs.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3195	Look at the size of this thing. This cannon just blows me away.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3196	Look Charise, I know you've got some childhood trauma or whatnot, your geek brother died from eating too many D batteries and shit, but this isn't the Clutterbuck Family Circus This is the Pittsburgh V8 Ford Association, you don't need to impress us	1.1889	0.05674	90	79	5	6
3197	You’re pointed to my favorite restaurant. I’ll make a reservation for about 30 seconds.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3198	Thanks for having me, but I really must shoot off.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
3199	When we asked you to shoot us with your Cannon, we meant to take our picture.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3200	It'll be fine. Trust me.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
3201	Close the screen on the way out please.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3202	So, any relation to Dyan Cannon?	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3203	I just can’t take another evening of COVID 19 small talk!	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3204	You're taking performance art to a new level.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3205	I get the why, but I still can't figure out how you lit the fuse.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3206	Josh had said you were a bit of a firecracker	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3207	I see your point - more female authors should be added to what we consider the canon of 19th Century American literature.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3208	The neighbors don't complain about our parties anymore.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3209	That pretty much covers my middle school years, but wait'll you hear about high school...	1.1887	0.05211	106	93	6	7
3210	The elevator is out of order.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
3211	Free wife high	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3212	And to think,the gunpowder cost less than the subway fare.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3213	Next time just bring your vaccination passport and a piece of ID and everything will be fine.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
3214	I seriously doubt anyone will accuse you of ghosting."	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
3215	Your rear's been lit. Safe journey!	1.1882	0.05674	85	74	6	5
3216	You know I'm a bit of a firecracker myself.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
3217	I like how you keep your about you	1.1882	0.04878	85	70	12	2
3218	I loved Hamilton too!	1.1882	0.05674	85	74	6	5
3219	I'm so glad you don't mind going on without me.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3220	Are you sure you don't just want me to call you an Uber?	1.1882	0.04265	85	69	16	0
3221	It makes for a quick escape from awkward small talk.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3222	That sounds like a blast.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
3223	You say your Grandma used to pop out of cakes?	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
3224	You wanna get out of here?	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3225	I know it's cramped but think about what a blast you'll have!!	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
3226	You can also leave on foot.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3227	No need to light the fuse—your parents left.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3228	I'm a smooth bore too!	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3229	Are you keeping your powder dry?	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
3230	And here's where the story really gets interesting ...	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
3231	I'm in real estate. I can help you find more reasonable housing.	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
3232	Of course we'll aim it towards a window.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
3233	Reducing commuting costs while minimizing use of fossil fuels is admirable, but do you have to leave right now?	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3234	Me too, making an exit is awkward.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
3235	It was my mother’s idea to put in a cannon!	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
3236	We were just getting to know each other. Do you have to leave so quickly?	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
3237	I put tanning lamps in mine"	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3238	We'll never find another woman of your caliber.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3239	See you around - maybe all around.......	1.1875	0.04391	80	65	15	0
3240	Before you go write down my SoundCloud info.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
3241	Aim for the window and you should be o.k.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
3242	You're my headcanon come to life."	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3243	I have another party crosstown and I found a way to skip holiday traffic.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3244	You're sure you don't want to come to my place? My mom can make us a snack.	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
3245	Mandy, it could be you are taking this sculpture a bit too literally.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
3246	Aim low.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
3247	You should land in that park on the next block. Come on back and we'll open another bottle of that '18 Pinot Noir.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
3248	Now let's talk about MY trajectory.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
3249	Uh, no, this is the Barnum Bailey and Ringling Brothers Museum.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3250	So you are telling me you literally have a short fuse when it comes to party chit-chat?	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
3251	Why do you always have to make a statement? We could just tell them we have a babysitting crisis.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
3252	I see you take the canons of art history seriously	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
3253	I agree. The elevators in this building are really slow.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
3254	Oh no, I only wanted a shot of brandy, Brandi.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3255	That plant in the corner told me it was a good idea.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
3256	I thought it would be a welcome change from jumping out of a cake which they've seen plenty of times.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3257	Well, actually, you can't explain man-splaining to me.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3258	This is going to blow you away.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
3259	I know that Joe is a Civil War buff, but I think he went a little too far this time.	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
3260	You know, darling, you don't have to bring your work with you everywhere you go.	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
3261	When I asked if you could do a cannonball, I meant in the swimming pool!	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
3262	You’ll know I’m ready to leave when I light the fuse.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
3263	Gladys, I said "Be civil more," not "Be Civil War!"	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
3264	Tell the sitter you will be home late.	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
3265	Can I open the door for you Dear.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
3266	Too bad you have to fly, I was enjoying talking to you.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
3267	Honestly, you're not that under-dressed.	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
3268	Sure, Uber costs more, but you won’t have to travel alone.”	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
3269	Why are you in such a rush to leave?	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
3270	A Pachelbel?	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
3271	You know some people consider ME a loose cannon.”	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
3272	So you are leaving me ... during the party?	1.1867	0.04911	75	61	12	1
3273	Honey, tell me again, what is Patreon and who are all these people?	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
3274	No one asks for a shot of any kind anymore.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
3275	'Petard..Phil Petard. And you are...?"	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3276	You sure know how to liven up an otherwise, dull meet and greet business get together !	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
3277	What a way to welcome in the new year!	1.1863	0.04564	102	85	13	3
3278	I must say, you're a real spitfire!	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
3279	Remember, the greatest journey begins with a single boom.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3280	I know their busy, but Uber will be here soon.	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
3281	She blew me with this one	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
3282	And I majored in Canon Law at Catholic University!	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3283	Sorry you’re leaving so suddenly.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3284	Well, yes . . . I'd say you're absolutely gallery calibre!	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3285	I agree. It SHOULD be filled with more than just white men.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3286	You're in luck: the Barnum & Bailey people are willing to sacrifice your face.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3287	Sorry, I didn't realize I was making you uncomfortable.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3288	So, what’s the mileage on that?	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3289	We’re Boomers.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
3290	I think we're really hitting it off.	1.1860	0.04221	86	70	16	0
3291	Didn't you know? Interns are cannon fodder	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3292	Before you blast off, you should know: I think you’re bolder than this petite sirah!	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3293	I like how we're meeting cute.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3294	Try not to blow it, will ya?	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3295	You didn't tip her over, now let's see if she still fires.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
3296	I'm fascinated by a young woman in a hurry.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3297	I love how they announce cocktail hour!	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3298	I hear it's a blast.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3299	My dating profile said, fun-loving, adventurous, and up for anything! How did you think this evening would end?	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3300	Want a cannonball while you wait?	1.1860	0.04221	86	70	16	0
3301	So I assume your career is on the right trajectory.	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
3302	"Hey, talk about meeting cute."	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
3303	How about we fly outta this bore-fest?	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
3304	I am NOT saying that you're overreacting.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3305	I hope I'm not being too forward, but are you a loose cannon?	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
3306	A somersault gets you free dental	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
3307	Going out with a bang, eh?	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3308	I tend to be a glass-half-full guy, even more so when it's half empty.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3309	I had a feeling that you two would get along.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3310	You make every party blast!	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3311	It's called the "cannonball challenge." All the young people are doing it.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3312	I see you're leaving with a bang!	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3313	Hold on tight to that note. I want a pen pal out of this.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3314	So, what is your nationality?	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3315	At least you’re pointed towards the window.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3316	You're fired.	1.1852	0.04343	81	66	15	0
3317	I have a feeling others are going to want to join you given how this party is going	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3318	I’d say we’re BOTH a little lit.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
3319	One for the road?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
3320	My online psychic said I'd meet a bombshell if I attend this party.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
3321	I'm a bit gun-shy at parties.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3322	Hey, whayda say we just trapeze on outa here?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
3323	You know what else is going to the moon? Bitcoin! Here, let me explain the blockchain...	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
3324	I said Pachelbel’s Canon.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
3325	…actually that’s a common misconception about cannons. This model here, a bombard type cannon, has its roots in the mid…	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
3326	Can I get you a drink before you go?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
3327	Why were you fired?	1.1852	0.04343	81	66	15	0
3328	Delighted with your Big Bang Theory proof, Deidre.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
3329	I think now would be a good time to talk about the long term viability of our relationship.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
3330	Can't you wait? The Uber will be here in 3 minutes.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
3331	What time does this fire cracker go off?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
3332	Wanna get out of here?	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3333	2022 in 10…9…8…!	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
3334	I'd say, you have a dare-devilish look.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3335	I'm really just a delicate flower of Southern womanhood, but sometimes I just feel the need to make a statement, honey!	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
3336	NO FEARS. THIS WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST BANG SINCE PUBERTY..	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3337	It's cheaper than an Uber, and you shouldn't hit any traffic. No guarantees on buildings or trees, though....	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
3338	I promised you a debut like none other, and I delivered.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3339	Is this your first party at Elon's house"	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
3340	I just got tired of Shakespeare's canon on the coffee table.	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
3341	Listen, you're going to be the hit of the party if you survive.	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
3342	Think of it as a mid-30's gender reveal!	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
3343	So this is what being canonized means.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3344	You're gonna love Hawaii!	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
3345	I think the lit fuse will add a layer of realism any moment	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
3346	Yes, performance art is now in the canon.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3347	So that's a yes for drinks next Tuesday?	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
3348	I feel safer socially distancing in here	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
3349	It’s a New Yorker cartoonist’s party, you have to go some to make an impression.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
3350	Well Tina, there’s this thing called an exit strategy	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
3351	Whaddaya say we blow this pop stand?	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
3352	Oh, I thought you were just shy.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
3353	Can I get you a straw?	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
3354	So you don’t want to hear about my deviated septum surgery?	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
3355	A grand entrance is one thing, but...	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
3356	It beats popping out of a cake.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
3357	Oh? Are you related to Charlie Kaboom?	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
3358	They were not kidding when they told me this party would be a blast.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3359	You said you wanted a shot.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3360	Hurry back, I'm gong to show a movie of my vacation in the Artic.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3361	If you really love me, you'll light the fuse.	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
3362	I have to send you off my love …for the populace shall not know the truth !!!	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
3363	Trust me. It’s the quickest way to the bathroom.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3364	True enough, you described yourself as a loose canon on Tinder.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3365	I can call you an Uber if you’d like.	1.1839	0.04178	87	71	16	0
3366	you're a bombshell!	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
3367	Attachment avoidant Capricorns are kind of my thing.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3368	I hope you're better at landing than small talk	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3369	I know your family ignores you but isn't this a bit much.	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
3370	Oh, are you leaving so soon?	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
3371	You'll certainly make a grand entrance!	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	13	1
3372	It's about time we stood up to Vermont.	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
3373	I admire a colleague with your trajectory.	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
3374	Wanna do a shot?	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
3375	it will be a blast to be with you for life	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
3376	Let me guess. You're into Pachelbel.	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
3377	I could tell right away this party was going to be a blast.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
3378	Now I somehow wish I had found the courage to talk to you sooner…	1.1831	0.06441	71	63	3	5
3379	You said you'd rather be shot from a cannon than have this party--I'm giving you both!	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
3380	I couldn't get the top panel out, so keep your head down.	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
3381	My ex was a powder keg…might you be related?	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
3382	Just remember to tuck and roll when you land.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
3383	I know how to leave in a timely manner.	1.1829	0.04296	82	67	15	0
3384	No, I never meant to suggest you're loaded.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
3385	you'll see the party from a completely different view	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
3386	Do you always sleep in there?	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
3387	You tryin' to smash and/or bang?	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
3388	Loaded?	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
3389	Will I see you again in one piece?	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
3390	Let us know when you cross the border.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
3391	Hey Barb, you’ve come a long way from jumping out of cakes	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
3392	Oh window through doth not so distant wall you'll break!	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
3393	Glad you could make it! I guess you‘ll see your way out?	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
3394	Cynthia, you always knew how to exit.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
3395	Wait! I know I’m struggling with character development, but I still have twenty-three more chapters to describe.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
3396	I won a raffle to go into space.	1.1828	0.05284	93	81	7	5
3397	Do you feel sparks flying between us?	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3398	If you pull this off people will forget Lady Godiva!	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3399	And do you plan on teaching?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
3400	You're welcome back as soon as you see Succession.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
3401	Do you think I could have a shot with you?	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
3402	at least it's not as sexist as jumping out of a cake	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
3403	it was either this or my mother-in-law, sooo	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
3404	I mean it, Alice. One of these days... to the moon!	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
3405	Haven’t I seen you in something before?	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
3406	Thanks for coming. Give my regards to your fodder.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3407	No, my wife couldn't make it. Her left wheel is broke.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
3408	You are a “lose” cannon aren’t you?	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
3409	I'm sure you'll make a big splash.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
3410	Sure, with the right person, I could see myself in the role of fodder.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
3411	That’s what she said!	1.1827	0.03807	104	85	19	0
3412	See you next year.	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
3413	Of course I remember you from the last party at the zoo.	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
3414	Not much time? Well let me tell you, I'm very busy too!	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
3415	I am beginning to think you don't like my take on 13th century epistemology...	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
3416	Please do tell Mr. Barnum that he was missed this year.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
3417	See the blonde in the red dress? That's my ex. There's are fifty for you of you take her out.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
3418	Did you try jumping out of a cake?	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3419	Give me your phone number. Quickly.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3420	This cocktail party is a BLAST!	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
3421	Uber’s surge pricing is in effect. Just text me when you get there.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
3422	I always knew you were a ball of fire	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
3423	How much longer will you be a performance artist?	1.1818	0.05766	77	67	6	4
3424	I'm plagued by fear of abandonment, but I have a good feeling about you.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3425	I say, Stella, I think you will get a bang out of this...	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
3426	I notice a lot of women I talk to are into this.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3427	Think I have a shot?	1.1818	0.06055	77	68	4	5
3428	Didn’t I meet you at my fraternity reunion?	1.1818	0.04135	88	72	16	0
3429	When I suggested we get out of here I was thinking more along the lines of to my place.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
3430	This bomb was used to bomb Hiroshima.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
3431	Isn't this going a little too far to make a big bang?	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
3432	Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
3433	Happy Birthday dear! Now you can visit your mother quickly and as often as you'd like!	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3434	Truly sorry there's no white, but I think I can find you a beer.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3435	Should I aim you towards the window or something?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
3436	That's quite a statement piece.	1.1818	0.04135	88	72	16	0
3437	Bomb-y weather we're having, eh?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
3438	That's actually not what a "beer and a shot" means.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
3439	What a revolutionary concept.” (-Henry Watts, aged 8	1.1818	0.04689	110	95	10	5
3440	Let’s just say it’s rather easy to clear our guests out at the end of the evening.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
3441	"No worries..... you'll have their complete attention very soon."	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
3442	It'll start with a bang!	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
3443	I hate blind dates	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
3444	As long as you are going out for the vermouth, we're also a tad short of olives.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
3445	What a coincidence. I just volunteered to be sent to the front lines as cannon fodder.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
3446	Ma'am, I'm going to need you to wear your mask or you'll be escorted off the cannon.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
3447	No one seems to know why you're here. Can I get you a drink?	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
3448	Yes Ma'am, we invite only the highest caliber guests to our parties.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3449	How about Paris? It's less crowded this time of year.	1.1809	0.05231	94	82	7	5
3450	It’s called a “clownish exit”	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
3451	I have to make it to another party tonight on the other side of town.	1.1809	0.05446	94	83	5	6
3452	I don't think this is the best way to join Bezos and Musk inthe Billionaires' Space Race!	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
3453	I appreciate your “going out with a Big Bang” but have you considered an alternative to the seeking approval at all costs?	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
3454	It really isn't THAT hard to get a RealID.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3455	It go boom!	1.1809	0.05231	94	81	7	5
3456	You’re right honey, I am going to like it here in Texas	1.1809	0.05231	94	82	7	5
3457	you know you really remind me of your fodder	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3458	The kids will be fine. We don't need to leave already.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3459	What say we meet up at Mt. Sinai later this evening?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
3460	You go off at 8!	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
3461	May I make an overture?	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
3462	May I join your well regulated militia?	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
3463	A few more bottles of Chardonnay and a box of crackers should see us through. Now hurry!	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
3464	My intel shows that the building across the way does not yet possess an inter-apartmental ballistic mistress.	1.1807	0.04249	83	68	15	0
3465	C'mon, honey, the stain hardly shows.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
3466	No, wait, I mean't Q as in "Barbecue".	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
3467	Remember, stiff upper lip and pull up your pants!	1.1807	0.04249	83	68	15	0
3468	No thanks, I'm driving.	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
3469	I see you decided not to go to college	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
3470	It's a win-win because it adds excitement to the party and gets rid of a wet blanket.	1.1807	0.05723	83	73	5	5
3471	This is not how one would attempt to become canonized.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
3472	You might consider wearing a helmet the next time.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
3473	I guess you’re what they call a loose cannon?	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
3474	You must be expecting to go far with the job	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
3475	Nothing will go wrong. Mr. Baldwin knows what he's doing.	1.1806	0.06041	72	63	5	4
3476	At least you have a short commute.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
3477	You alway wanted to be a big shot.	1.1806	0.06041	72	63	5	4
3478	It was going to be a cake, but we're all watching our cholesterol.	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
3479	I said Steve Bannon, not heave the cannon.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
3480	I haven't seen you around here before.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
3481	Have you ever heard of the big bang theory	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
3482	I think it's great that you're trying to reduce your carbon footprint. You must save tons on gas!	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
3483	I guess that's one way to get into BAM.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
3484	When I hired you, I said you are the kind of girl who could really take off.	1.1803	0.03495	122	100	22	0
3485	Are you rehearsing for a shotgun wedding?	1.1802	0.04823	111	97	8	6
3486	When Karl said the host was a bombshell, I just thought he was being sexist!	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
3487	Your carbon footprint will be much lower than if you flew commercially!	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
3488	When they told me you had a cannon, I thought they meant you were a photographer.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
3489	Tell them that I say hi!	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
3490	What do you mean the pool was full?	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
3491	The price of your art will rise posthumously, so we have 15 seconds to make a sale	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3492	I'm bungee jumping off the Varranzano Narrows Bridge tomorrow night; the observation deck at the Empire State Building is open to the public again, how would you like to get together after you're finished here and maybe we can go for a walk..."	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3493	Before you head out.. maybe I could get your number..	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3494	How long have you lived in there ?	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
3495	I hope this doesn’t set you off, but you really should consider smiling more.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3496	Let’s sneak out, quietly.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
3497	The only item missing in Congress on January 6th!	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3498	After they fire you; would you consider an aerospace career?	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
3499	Thanks again for dropping by. Have a safe landing, and be sure to say hello to the entire flying Valenda clan.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3500	So refreshing today to meet someone who is deeply into the cannon.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3501	It’s how 15th century parents got their kids to move out	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
3502	I promise, I’ll find the guy with the matches	1.1798	0.04093	89	73	16	0
3503	If our neighbors don't like the noise, tell them there's more where this came from!	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
3504	THIS Civil War roundtable meeting will end with a bang!	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
3505	So, what do you like to do for fun?	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
3506	Some unsolicited counsel to the new graduate: Munitions. -- Leo Sacks, Sunnyside, NY	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
3507	Sugar Pops are shot from guns. Sugar Moms are a different story.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
3508	First I need to get their attention.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
3509	We're celebrating your decision to change your life's trajectory?	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
3510	I like to have an easy exit planned.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
3511	Here is your chance to be a big shot	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
3512	The good news is, "You have a long fuse." The bad news is, "You are aimed at a very small sash opening."	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
3513	Deb! Our shrink is gonna to be so impressed at how much more supportive you're being of my needs,not to mention Mother!	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
3514	So…you don’t want to have dinner with me tonight?	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
3515	Of course, if it's rent controlled you're staying.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
3516	Don't worry, Greta. Mr Musk says it's perfectly safe.	1.1792	0.04795	106	92	9	5
3517	They asked me to take a number, so I did, but I thought it was to win a prize...	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
3518	No, it's a real cannon it's just the cartoonist is clueless about them.	1.1792	0.04196	106	88	15	2
3519	You always wanted to go out with a bang.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3520	Wow, you’re a real firecracker. Marry me!	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3521	I'm sorry you're not feeling well.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3522	I dated your grandmother. It was a short relationship.	1.1791	0.04218	134	116	11	6
3523	I told you not to ask for a shot.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
3524	I hope you’re not gassy, hehe.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3525	Thanks for your birthday present honey. I always wanted to say “Hark I here the cannon roar”.	1.1789	0.03954	95	78	17	0
3526	Love at first flight.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3527	Do you do this often?	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3528	Want to stop over at my place for some excitement later on?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3529	Good luck!	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3530	We should probably open the window first.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3531	And the best thing about cryptocurrency is...	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
3532	You know, I always wanted to join the circus!	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
3533	How much did you say you are saving on cab fare?	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
3534	Sorry, but I have to take this cannon. Maybe next time and thanks for the match!	1.1786	0.05658	84	74	5	5
3535	I wish I had met you before you decided to leave town.	1.1786	0.04204	84	69	15	0
3536	You’re not old enough to be a “blast from the past “here!	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
3537	You blow me away!	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3538	Darling, please get out of there and sign some books. You've already been canonized in the reviews."	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3539	Enjoying your pre-launch party?	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3540	Well it is a fairly nice sculpture, but it is not quite loose enough to fully capture Paul Gosar.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
3541	Will you be leaving with a bang?	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3542	If you see Elon Musk out there send back photos.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
3543	These things don't attract the same kind of attention like they used to.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
3544	Yes, great party...um, do you happen to have a light?	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
3545	A cake would have been fine.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
3546	Everyone said to avoid you because you have a short fuse.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
3547	Modern art is so explosive	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3548	Oops, wrong cannon! I ordered confetti.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
3549	May I ask where you got your prosthetic?	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
3550	Let's find somewhere more private" is plural	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
3551	So you really were influenced by watching Quaker Oats commercials?	1.1781	0.05962	73	64	5	4
3552	Okay, well, let me know how it goes!	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
3553	Did someone cancel the cake?	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
3554	At that angle you should come down on 86th street.	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
3555	Elon will try anything to get to Mars,won't he?	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
3556	Leaving so quickly? You only just got here.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
3557	So you're the designated dingbat?	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
3558	Would you like to join me for a couple of Kamikazes after the party?	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
3559	Sorry to hear you’re moving.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
3560	You must be the NRA lobbyist I've heard so much about!	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
3561	Of course,my dear, renter’s insurance covers you.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
3562	Let's get together after you find a place to land.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
3563	So, you're Pachelbel?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3564	Never one to miss a party, Nancy always arrives like she's been.......	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3565	I usually avoid talking politics at parties, everything is a loaded question these days	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3566	Must you be flying off so soon?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3567	I know this isn't a great time, but there's an outdoor Tchaikovsky concert tonight, and I have an extra ticket, and I just thought maybe...I mean I just noticed your artillery and you seem really into the whole, you know, spirit of Independence Day –	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3568	I admire your passion for the 2nd Amendment!	1.1778	0.04053	90	74	16	0
3569	Modern art is getting crazier and crazier	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
3570	Looks like you’ll be going out with a bang.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3571	Remember, I promised I'd put you on the fast track to success when we met at that bar.	1.1778	0.04053	90	74	16	0
3572	My wife and I strongly believe in the Second Amendment!	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3573	After this, the high wire.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3574	C'est du canon!	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3575	I think you're taking this whole 'dating circus' thing a little too literal.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3576	I always leave parties with a bang.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3577	You’re cannon-bailing already?	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
3578	Is there something in particular that makes you worry about getting fired?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3579	I got inspired by Elon, but I'm afraid this is what my bank account could provide	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
3580	No need to yell "Surprise!"	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
3581	I see you are going for the dramatic exit!	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3582	Ok ,so how about next Thursday.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3583	No cake this time?	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
3584	Arnie said you were a bombshell, and he sure was on target!	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
3585	When do you want me to say 'boom'?	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3586	Is It Really Time To Leave Now	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
3587	You should try the goat cheese soufflé before you go.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
3588	Oh to go back to a time when wiping out a few hundred of the enemy was a win.	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
3589	It's a pleasure to meet a woman of your caliber.	1.1772	0.04324	79	65	14	0
3590	You remind me of my ex. She was a real pistol.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
3591	Influencers are so last year.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3592	I see you’re into battle re-enactments.”	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
3593	Wow, there's jello at the bottom? What a great idea.	1.1772	0.05628	79	69	6	4
3594	A reminder, Paula, the police have set up a speed trap in the neighborhood.	1.1772	0.04324	79	65	14	0
3595	So, how long have you been out of the circus?	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3596	So the artwork isn't finished until you're splattered across the canvas?	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3597	Oh come on. The party's not that bad!	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
3598	Sorry that this is the only way to launch a career in Tech as a female.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3599	if you’re looking for attention, nobody’s noticed	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
3600	I see you are fixing to have a blast tonight!	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3601	Your fuse seems to be burning, can I get you a drink before you go off?	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3602	Popping out?	1.1771	0.05129	96	84	7	5
3603	Ever heard of an Irish Goodbye?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
3604	Who farted?	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
3605	You'll really take the cake!	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
3606	What the hell has this got to do with Ed Sheeran?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3607	I'd rather get shot out of a cannon than finish this glass of Merlot.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3608	Would you like another shot?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3609	"I prefer getting loaded on dry sherry.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
3610	That last shot should be kicking in any second now.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
3611	Hi! Can I offer a helpfully wet drink?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3612	So, is this a Jeff Bezos thing, or another Elon Musk project?	1.1765	0.05339	85	74	7	4
3613	Think that might get their attention?	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
3614	Do you do kids' birthdays, too?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3615	One of the things I like best about you is that you're so human, Cannonball.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3616	So glad you can join me at the Hyatt Rooftop Lounge. I'll bring your clothes.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3617	Trust me, this works every time.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
3618	My therapist says if I avoid loud noise and surprises, I'll be fine.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
3619	The dinner bell shorted out last week.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
3620	Can I get you a Napoleon cocktail?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3621	Could you point me towards the nearest exit?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3622	Were they all out of cakes?	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
3623	Hi. I'm Tim. Do you need an actuary?	1.1765	0.05904	68	59	6	3
3624	I'm curious, after you're fired, are you eligible for both unemployment and disability benefits?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
3625	There are other ways to express your dislike of this exhibit, Madge....Get out of the cannon.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
3626	My therapist said to change my perspective and things will fall into place. Going well so far.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
3627	I just love your entrance. Will you marry me?	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
3628	Bachelor Fodder?	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
3629	So once the confetti is released, that's when you reveal your gender	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3630	I really appreciate Performance Art but shouldn't you be facing the window and not the wall?	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
3631	Why do you feel you're being treated as cannon fodder?	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3632	So, Ellen, we just built the house around it.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3633	Love at first gunsight!	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3634	I support reversing the Second Amendment	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
3635	Your career is really about to take off"	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3636	The bathroom? 43.5° from vertical, 60 mph exit velocity. You can't miss it!	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3637	Where you tryna go after this?	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3638	Impossible. There are 'No Smoking' signs everywhere.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3639	It might be easier to just walk to the bathroom	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3640	I certainly hope you're getting a big raise!	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3641	My last girl was too boring. I need someone explosive in my life.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3642	You must be a very high caliber individual.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
3643	While you're there, also pick up two more bottles of merlot.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
3644	In all my life, I have never met a woman of your caliber.	1.1757	0.05886	74	65	5	4
3645	So how do you know the hosts? Rohan Tatlow, Washington DC	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
3646	So...Would you like to get outta here?	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3647	Powder room a little cramped	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
3648	Where did they find a woman of your calibre?!	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3649	Yes honey, I know I asked to sing in canon…..	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3650	I hear the better party is across town	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3651	No Luke, I'm your fodder. Get it? Father? Fodder? Even though your name probably isn't Luke and I'm just some rando at a party and Vader never actually even says "Luke" in that scene? Anyway, good chat.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3652	Nice meeting you too... how about I get the door.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3653	Well, well, you must be the life of the party. Me, more of a Walter Mitty. -- Lucy Wang, Los Angeles, CA	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3654	I'm delighted society has moved beyond limiting women to popping out of cakes. Stay woke!	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3655	Surge pricing?	1.1750	0.05562	80	70	6	4
3656	I didn’t realize how serious you were about having a blast.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
3657	Well, of course, I like a nice Pinot Grigio.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
3658	These stunts make you cannon fodder for the tabloid press	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3659	Like Fodder Like Daughter I always say.	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
3660	So, I guess even circus performers bring their work home with them	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
3661	At this time of day, I'd take the 405 to Palisades	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
3662	Relax. You’ll soon be all puffed up like me!	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
3663	I think you're well positioned to to go places.	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
3664	What happens if you miss the window?	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
3665	Just because it’s in your second amendment right doesn’t mean it’s not wrong.	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
3666	It will be hard to beat Bobby Thompson	1.1750	0.05562	80	70	6	4
3667	Alright, Shiv!	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3668	Sorry you have to make a sudden quick exit, but perhaps I can finish telling m’lady about my extensive navel lint collection over coffee some time.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3669	Again, I just want to thank you for your service.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3670	Sounds like a brick and mortar business model.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3671	I can't stand these things either, but if you can hang in there for a few more minutes, Betsy will be bringing over the Chex Mix	1.1744	0.05534	86	76	5	5
3672	I knew you'd find a way to be the center of attention.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3673	I’ve got a concealed carry permit too!	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3674	It's not that they're disinterested, it's just that they've all come face to face with teenage angst before	1.1744	0.05281	86	75	7	4
3675	The boom has gone out of our relationship. SteveAssael Boynton Beach fl	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
3676	Now that mention it, a date with me might disappoint you.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
3677	Oh, THERE you are... As I was saying, blah, blah, blah...	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3678	I figured I would take my shot before you took yours.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
3679	My therapist suggested exposure therapy so, be honest, what's your opinion of me?	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
3680	Can I get you a drink?	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3681	Has anyone ever told you about the exciting world of tiered marketing? Wait, where'd she go?	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
3682	Me-too?	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3683	Has anyone told you that you laugh with your eyes?	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
3684	Interesting outfit!	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3685	Cheers to love at last sight.	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3686	And this is how you figure you'll be canonized?	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3687	The Nobel committee did say the the writer should be canonized	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3688	Well the fuse is lit, I have just one thing to saaaaayyyy!	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3689	Couldn't we just put lamp shades over our heads; must we always resort to the canon.	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
3690	Of course I can help. At Brown, I learned a lot about how to deconstruct the canon.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3691	Sorry to have to fire you, Brigit. At least you’ll go out with a bang.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3692	They say life is a party. Well, I'm leaving now.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3693	Haven't I met you somewhere before?	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3694	For our divorce party, I thought this was a good way to send you off.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
3695	They do say that men are from Mars.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3696	So, you finally got rid of the old chain-and-man...	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3697	Let's see if you can crash that glass ceiling now.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3698	I lied. I'm not really Banksy.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3699	It’s been a real blast meeting you.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3700	I have my own issues with commitment, but I have a good feeling about this.	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
3701	Thank you for helping to bring back performance art.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3702	So,what you’re saying is you think I’ve got a shot?	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
3703	You haven't changed at all in 25 years, either!	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3704	Is this your artistic way of saying you hope to canonize someday for your literary brilliance?	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
3705	So, how long have you been canonized?	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3706	Careful – I feel a spark between us.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
3707	This organization was delighted to sign on someone of your caliber.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3708	I love your fiery spirit.	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
3709	You thought this was a bachelor party?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3710	Yeah, I was trying to find a graceful way to leave too	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3711	Well, the ride-sharing industry sure is innovative.	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3712	Yes! I'm very interested in cannon law.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3713	You still teach from it?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3714	Oh yes, this is Exhibit A of my research proving that penis envy has been around forever!	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3715	I’m out	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3716	Are you sure you have to shoot off so soon?	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3717	I said "Nick Cannon", not "chick cannon".	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
3718	When they said this party would be a blast they were not kidding.	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
3719	I guess they have a really big announcement to make tonight!	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3720	I agree, the literary canon is far too male.	1.1728	0.05209	81	69	8	3
3721	So,no Irish exit,then?	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
3722	She says I don’t listen to her, so I bought her this cannon after I heard her talking about the amazing and picturesque shots it could take.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3723	Hang on. This next part is hilarious.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3724	Do you want it on the rocks?	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
3725	And yet you're in favor of gun control?	1.1728	0.05497	81	71	6	4
3726	We're running a little late. Would you like to visit the powder room?	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
3727	I see your flight hasn't been canceled.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
3728	A recent study said it's the most environmentally friendly way to get to work.	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
3729	Aren't you having a good time? Why are you taking off so fast?	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
3730	I was told this is where the visitation would be.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3731	No you have to try this chardonnay before you go. Its 'frizzy' but 'explosive'.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3732	I see you you’re on your way out, but I was wondering if I could get your number.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3733	You know I'm a personal injury lawyer, and...Emily...you complete me.	1.1724	0.04626	116	102	8	6
3734	Try to aim for downtown and we can go for dinner	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3735	If I’m the alcoholic, how come you’re the one always getting bombed?	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
3736	And tell the babysitter we need her next weekend.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3737	I see you're a girl that always must be the center of attention.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3738	I'm one-eighth canon myself on my mother's side.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3739	Usually there's no one I can relate to at these things. But I feel like you and I have connected before.	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
3740	This might just be the wine talking, but that looks like a great idea!	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3741	It was certainly nice talking with you.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3742	I've heard of people crashing the party to get in, but not to leave.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3743	What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3744	Boom! Shakalaka.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3745	Are you sure this is the only way you think you'll find the real you out there?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3746	Need a wing man?	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3747	I'm really digging this new speed dating format.	1.1724	0.05473	87	77	5	5
3748	Can you get me an olive while you're out	1.1724	0.04073	87	72	15	0
3749	Before I took an anger management class, I had a short fuse, too.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3750	I figured I'd better screw up the courage to come talk to you before you catapult right out of my life.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3751	I've always had a thing for academics who radically depart from the canon.	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
3752	I’m a big fan of Pachelbel’s Cannon!	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3753	I'd offer you a glass of wine, but you would most likely spill it.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
3754	That only works at pool parties.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3755	See you in hell, Stephanie!	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3756	Well, you said you wanted to make a big hit at the party.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3757	I find humans are much better at espionage than drones. You?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3758	It's non alcoholic, as you requested	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3759	Okay, okay… so l forgot that l was supposed to be the designated driver.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3760	You seem very nice. Too bad you can't stay.	1.1720	0.04221	93	77	14	1
3761	Sorry about my spelling. I meant to tell them you were a feminist canonball.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3762	I didn't know you were a Quaker's Oats fan!	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
3763	Do you come with the cannon?	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3764	I prefer martinis to a shot.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3765	I’m really sick of the white, male cannon	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3766	Wow. I've only gotten fired the old-fashioned way.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3767	I have always found your envy of Musk and Bezos very endearing, but you may want to point that thing towards the window	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3768	Don’t worry, the other apartment has a net	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3769	We have airmail	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3770	You will be fodder for gossip.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3771	Want me to aim that at the window?	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3772	It's not quite New Years yet !	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3773	You really know how to throw a bang up surprise party!	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3774	Do you think he’ll live?	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
3775	Congratulations! I hope you'll justify your parents' investment in their send-off.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
3776	Don’t worry, Gail. No one’s even looking.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3777	I told them you had to leave early	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3778	And what does it do to you?	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3779	Interesting. But I prefer my shot in a glass.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3780	I’m having a blast. You?	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
3781	Give me a call when you get back; we'll have a blast.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
3782	I wish we’d met sooner.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
3783	I told you you would have a blast. Was I right?	1.1714	0.05745	70	61	6	3
3784	I think I will take this one	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
3785	I’m sorry I should have told you I’m a republican sooner	1.1714	0.04965	105	93	6	6
3786	I bet you hit things off all the time.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
3787	I told you this party was the bomb.	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
3788	So it isn't true - you aren't really a loose cannon.	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
3789	No, no, no. I said ‘water CANON’.	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
3790	You are SUCH a good sport!	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
3791	This party really is a blast!	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
3792	Are you the famous Olympic diving champion?	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
3793	I think Irish Exits are meant to be a bit more subtle.	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
3794	Okay, but I doubt you're gonna find a better wine than this one.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3795	So I take it you're in a hurry to leave?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3796	The elephant is on holidays.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3797	Sorry, You are in the north!	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
3798	Winifred, don't you think that you are being just a tad bit overdramatic?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3799	Red or white?	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3800	Where are you headed in life?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3801	Do you have to blow this joint so soon?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3802	I’m having a blast. You, too?	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3803	Does your father know you're fodder?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3804	You do realize we have a pool as part of the amenities.	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
3805	Wait, I haven't told you about my hummel collection yet.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3806	So, are you the big shot throwing this party?	1.1707	0.04181	82	68	14	0
3807	Thanks for coming… no need to call an Uber, you’ll be home in no time!	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3808	…then I said the 405 could be busy, so maybe take the 10 to 36th and a right onto Oak, sooooo many lights and the construction, but my hybrid gets great mileage unlike the SUV’s these days which are enormous, did I tell you about the parking space…	1.1707	0.05434	82	72	6	4
3809	I told you I had nothing to wear; still you brought me to this party.	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
3810	What do we do with the cannon after you fly out of here?	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3811	But enough about me... so what do you do?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3812	I hear you're a barrel of laughs.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
3813	Going my way?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3814	Sure, I’ll shoot you my contact info	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3815	I admire a woman who is on the move, and moving ahead briskly, at that!	1.1707	0.04181	82	68	14	0
3816	You're not going to miss that much. The cannon where you land will shoot you right back.	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
3817	So, you'll let me know about tomorrow night?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
3818	Whoa—let’s just take things slow and bombard each other with questions.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3819	It appears that you are well armed to come out of your shell this evening.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3820	Weren't you in a cake at my last birthday party?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3821	You'll silence the critics, and bring the house down!	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3822	So,you bring back any souvenirs from the war?	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
3823	Did they open the window or am I going into it?	1.1705	0.04031	88	73	15	0
3824	So, shall we head back to my place?	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3825	I love your outfit! You really stand out in a crowd.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3826	But I love you even without being canonized!~	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3827	This is not what I meant when I said,”blow me”	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3828	Remember, please be careful crossing the street.	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
3829	Is this the result of a double or triple dog dare?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3830	Perhaps you misunderstood what we meant by "giving the Western Canon a shot"?	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
3831	Carol, nice to meet you. I heard you were a bombshell and they were right.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
3832	Can I do a count down?	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3833	Whaddaya say we blow this joint?	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3834	I did wonder why they insisted on staff being of the right caliber	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3835	So this explains the notes of gunpowder I detected.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3836	YOU wanted equal opportunity party tricks!	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3837	I thought you were on vacation	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3838	Can I go next? Or are you trying to get away from me?	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3839	If anyone gets hurt, just claim you were acting in self-defense.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3840	I’m impressed! Superman just uses a window!	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3841	Now that's what I call big pharma.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3842	When I said "you're just cannon fodder around here, I didn't mean for you to take it literally.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
3843	Can I grab you some fodder?	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3844	Is this a new tactic from the NRA?	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
3845	You know what they say measure twice, shoot once.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3846	I love the launch party, honey, but I meant I was hoping my new book would enter, you know, THE canon.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
3847	Then this blasts you into the isolation tank. I tell you the contrast is positively freshening.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
3848	I see you have the new Uber-Shot-Out-of-a-Cannon-Car-Service.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3849	Saying you were "a hardass " was a compliment!	1.1698	0.03664	106	88	18	0
3850	Susan, don't keep me in suspense, please tell me about your new hobby -- I can't guess.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
3851	When you're done can you recommend someone to pop out of a cake?"	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
3852	I don't believe it was meant to be an Interactive Exhibit?	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
3853	"Why don't you just call an Uber?"	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
3854	Well, you’re the one who kept threatening to run off and join the circus.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
3855	Will they be playing the 1812 Overture?	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
3856	No, it doesn't weird me out at all - my last girlfriend was a real firecracker!	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
3857	I think you are going to make an impression you may regret.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
3858	You just can't say no to $500 for a studio anymore	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3859	This is gonna be a big hit.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3860	No one knows what to expect, so just do the best you can.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
3861	The Aston Martin ejector seat was taken.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
3862	Any room in there for another introvert?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3863	Well I was going to ask you if you have any hobbies, but I guess you just answered that...	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
3864	I like what you're wearing, butt...	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3865	People often say that I'm a big bore.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3866	Oh yes, you'll definitely get a high.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
3867	I think the bridge tolls are ridiculous, too!	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3868	I almost wore the same thing.	1.1688	0.05669	77	68	5	4
3869	I said no double dipping.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
3870	Shooting off already?	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
3871	I know, I don’t look like a guy who’d blow you off your feet.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
3872	The window's over there.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
3873	I always thought you were a high caliber performer.	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
3874	The giant cake didn't make it in time.	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
3875	Honey, you are on fire.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3876	That’s one way to ensure your night ends with a bang.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3877	A shot out to Boomers!	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
3878	I think it's great that you invited all of us over here to watch you slam headfirst into a brick wall.	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
3879	I think you will blow me away	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3880	I'm trying to remember what this sculpture reminds me of	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3881	Please, tell us what you did to your last boss.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3882	Hi! I thought we were meeting in the lobby.	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3883	Can I get your number before you blow out of here?	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3884	Yeah, moving back in with my mom has been great. She said I could have a friend over anytime. Are you doing anything tomorrow night?	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3885	The Party's Over	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3886	The cake would have been a whole lot less challenging"	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3887	Please, baby, give me one more shot!	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3888	Shouldn't you be wearing a crash helmet?	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
3889	You’re gonna go far in this world!	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
3890	Darling I think you may be misreading that new cocktail recipe…	1.1687	0.05372	83	73	6	4
3891	I don't know why you prefer this, but maybe I can drive you home next time?	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
3892	Yours literal, mine literary !	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3893	If you cross paths with Steve tell him the Cabernet's running low.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3894	What’s the rush? Let me get you a drink.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3895	You sure you're okay to cannonball home?	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3896	I'm your cannon fodder.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3897	Let me explain how knock-knock jokes work.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3898	Would you like me to point you toward the window?	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3899	Do you do birthday parties too?	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3900	Yes, I'm familiar with the term "ballistic trajectory." Why do you ask?	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
3901	Not to worry my dear, I'm only shooting blanks these days	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3902	... 3... 2...	1.1685	0.03991	89	74	15	0
3903	You really do look too young to be a boomer.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3904	Well, maybe the next time I tell you repeatedly that I'm bringing the office home for a party, you won't be walking around the house naked when we arrive.	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
3905	They're just not comfortable talking to you. You're known to have a short fuse.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
3906	Sandra,is this necessary for your story?	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3907	So, you do blow jobs?	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3908	I really think it should be aimed a little more to the left toward the window.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3909	So sorry, but I'm in such a hurry!	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3910	Hope you know where you're going with this !	1.1685	0.03991	89	74	15	0
3911	This is not what I meant when i said that there were not enough women in the canon.	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
3912	Might I suggest an easier way to get to the front of the line at the bar?	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3913	You sure know how to throw a Coming Out party	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
3914	...and I'm only pretending to care...	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3915	Blowing this party so soon!	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3916	Can I give you my number before you take off?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3917	Wow, when I said let’s go get a shot, you took me so literally.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3918	I hope this is a direct flight dear!	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3919	Joe Manchin said your safety net cost too much. Try using your bootstraps.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3920	You are the only one who realized it is not just for show	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3921	I imagine being a fodder figure runs in your family?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3922	I saw your performance in Podunk. It was mind blowing!	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3923	You said this party would be a blast.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3924	You’re supposed to arrive with a bang, not leave with a bang.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3925	This is what you do for a living!"	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3926	No need for Uber! Don't drink and drive.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3927	It's at least as effective as good pick-up line.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3928	It’s laundry day.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
3929	Trust me it won't hurt.	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
3930	We need more ice - hurry back!!	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
3931	You've never heard of Bang Shui?	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3932	I hope you had a blast!	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
3933	Safe travels, and remember, it’s a circus out there, too!	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3934	We’ll play the 1812 Overture when you’re Canonized!	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3935	I thought it was going to be a celebration of your literary canon.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3936	Is this your first time using match dot bomb?	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
3937	Maybe we are related. You look a lot like my fodder.	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
3938	I know I'm dull, but do you have to leave in such a hurry?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3939	We don’t have to take it slow.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3940	It was nice knowing you.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3941	Whaddyasay we both blast on outta here???	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3942	I'd love to take you out.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
3943	I really feel like I should call you a cab instead.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3944	The divorce announcement will follow.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3945	So… inside a cannon, eh? Cool.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3946	Maybe this time you won't forget the Merlot.	1.1667	0.05600	78	69	5	4
3947	Go, go, GO! We're out of Cabernet!!	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
3948	Actually, the novel I’m working on is quite incendiary too.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3949	Who are you wearing?	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3950	Of course I love you, it’s your fodder I have an issue with.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3951	I wish we had more time to talk but I see you're leaving.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
3952	Oh yeah! For sure. Definitely the same as Elon.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3953	Let me guess, you're trying to move fast and break things.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3954	No kidding? I'm having a blast, too!	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3955	I'm so glad you asked me out. I rarely come across a woman of your caliber.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3956	Actually, I was just about to take off.	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
3957	We’ll have a blast if you say YES	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3958	My wife said there would be several big shots at the party tonight.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3959	Your mom wants to know if you left us your bitcoin wallet.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3960	Remember Dr. Linda said we BOTH needed to agree on what a "cannon emergency" is?	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3961	Aren't you the same girl that came out of a cake at my bachelor party?	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3962	Write if you get work.	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
3963	Guess this party really will be a blast!	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3964	Are you the entertainment or an introvert?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3965	You’re to be congratulated! All these years I’d just imagined bringing a trap door to escape these dreadful parties.	1.1667	0.05946	66	58	5	3
3966	Too late to switch to a cake ?	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
3967	Haven’t we met somewhere before?	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3968	Want to have a drink when you get off work?" John Oesterle Burke, V	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3969	I did exactly the same thing when I was your age, so I for one say stay in the cannon if that’s what you feel like doing… and can I get you a drink?	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3970	I think I may have misled you by suggesting you’d soon be travelling to far away places!	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3971	I have never talked to an ar-mer maid before.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3972	Installation circus art?	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3973	Welcome to my launch party.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
3974	When you said that as an artist you're thoroughly immersed in the Western Cannon, I had no idea!	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
3975	Yeah it's dramatic, but think about your carbon footprint.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3976	Perhaps you know a less elaborate party trick?	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
3977	I presume that they won't be serving cake.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
3978	Do you take this cannon everywhere you go?	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3979	And what puffed cereal are you planning to be?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3980	This is way better than swiping on Bumble	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
3981	No, I don't know what the azimuth is.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3982	Remember when it used to be cocktails and bridge?	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3983	If you're headed uptown, can we share?	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
3984	A shot of something,for the road perhaps,before you go?	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
3985	My apologies ,but the last designated driver left ten minutes ago.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3986	Marlene did warn me that you can be a loose cannon.	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
3987	Now remember, take a left at 97th street and then a quick right onto Melbourne. We’re the third house on the left.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3988	Want some wine for the road?	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3989	You're a real barrel of laughs, sorry you can't stay longer.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3990	Beats jumping out of a cake, doesn't it?	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3991	Are you too cheap for a taxi.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
3992	Let's exploit oblivion together.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
3993	Honey, really, riding with Uber is not THAT bad. Crawl out and let me call them for you.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
3994	I have the feeling I am boring you.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3995	Not only were you invited, you're the guest of honor.	1.1667	0.04651	108	95	8	5
3996	That’s neat, but you should see me tie a cherry stem in a knot.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3997	I’m in a hurry to get out of here too.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3998	Okay, I'll admit it hasn't been the best blind date, but you could have just asked me to drive you home.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3999	She's da bomb?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
4000	It's a surprise for my peeping Tom neighbor	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
4001	I'm also strictly, Gluten free.	1.1667	0.05311	84	74	6	4
4002	What's a nice girl like you doing in a dangerous cannon like that?	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4003	As we said, you'l have a blast at the party.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4004	So, do you have any hobbies?	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4005	So you asked the bartender for a shot, eh?	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4006	you' still won't make it to brooklyn in time for the House of Yes party.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4007	May I hold the door for you?	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4008	It is very warm in here so I'll have one of those too, please.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4009	Would you like a sip?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
4010	-She should have read the fine print.-	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
4011	After you blow this party, I’d be happy to meet you where you land.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4012	I once did the trapeze at a Club Med resort.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4013	I fear this conversation is getting too explosive.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4014	Tell me when your leaving . ok	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
4015	Again: Shouldn't feel offended––shouldn't feel that way.	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
4016	I am not trying to be competitive, but I jumped out of a birthday cake at their last party.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
4017	I, too, feel bombarded with questions.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
4018	Hey, so why are you blowing this joint?	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
4019	We just really couldn't find a good gluten-free cake, so...	1.1667	0.05059	90	79	7	4
4020	Honey, are you sure you want to leave the party RIGHT now	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
4021	Actually, the biggest blow is when my mother married Jeff.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
4022	No, 32 is not too young to venture out on your own.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
4023	I was thinking about tannins and there you are in a cannon.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4024	I love the NRA too.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
4025	So the trick with a cannon pitch is you have no idea how long the fuse will last then BOOM!	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
4026	My shotgun approach hasn't been working lately, so I decided to try something new.	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
4027	I have no idea how to deal with an awkward pause in conversation, myself...	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
4028	I take it, then, you're in the fast lane.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
4029	Let me know when you land…and where.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4030	So you came in like a wrecking ball, and you're suddenly leaving like one too?	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4031	There's got to be a better way to get to the rest room.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4032	You're welcome. You've lit my fuse a time or two as well.	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
4033	Yes, we'll shoot you into that big Banksy on the wall, and then we'll sell it.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4034	Ironically, I’m a canon lawyer.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4035	Great party Mary. You're the bomb.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4036	Go boom much?	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4037	Any plans for after?	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4038	I never thought of blond bombshell as a job description.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4039	Which is why think you’ll understand why I’m standing here, shooting my shot.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4040	I just want to make some kind of mark with my life, Jerry.	1.1647	0.05252	85	75	6	4
4041	Where are you going in such a hurry? The party is just getting started.	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
4042	Don't forget to pick up the milk.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4043	Put your hearing aids in. I said canon launch Not Chenin Blanc!	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4044	It’s the fastest way to Yankee Stadium ,but make sure the window is open.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4045	Leaving so soon? We haven't even discussed the herbaceous undertones.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4046	Well, I heard this party was going to be a real blast.	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
4047	I appreciate your concern; but, I feel safe here!	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4048	I recommend a helmet!	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
4049	We met briefly during the 1812 Overture performance.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4050	It's orgasmic.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
4051	Going to space?	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
4052	It's a blast, but re-entry is a downer.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4053	Do you aim to powder your hose?	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4054	Getting as far away from you as possible.	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
4055	Wanna get out of here and go some place quiet?	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
4056	Why is it impossible for you to use a door like everyone else?	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4057	Remember, don't throw the confetti until you see the whites of their eyes!	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4058	La Guardia is backed-up plus this will be a direct flight.	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4059	Are you really having that much of a bad time honey?	1.1646	0.04198	79	66	13	0
4060	No Karen, that’s not what they mean by To The Moon!	1.1646	0.05818	79	71	3	5
4061	''It was nice talking to you''	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4062	Carol, what you won't do for attention!	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4063	I am so happy for you that you finally get to travel!	1.1646	0.04198	79	66	13	0
4064	What time are you taking off for home, Denise?"	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4065	It safer than taking an airplane	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4066	Can I get you a shooter?	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4067	It's not too late to opt for running around naked.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4068	Do I have a shot? Or, am I misinterpreting your signals?	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4069	As I'm your last chance at a good time, how about I squeeze in there with you?	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4070	I told you this party was going to be a real blast!	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4071	I love how you have arranged your cannon to hit Trump Tower.	1.1644	0.05857	73	65	4	4
4072	If you're bored, why not just slip out the back?	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4073	I like your Halloween costume.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4074	You really can't take a hint can you Jim?	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4075	I’m gonna blow this joint	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4076	I thought you meant something else when you said you said you liked to be banged after a few drinks."	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4077	I wish we could get you a taxi or ride-share out here, but this is the best we can do.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4078	I was going to close the window, but I thought I'd ask you first.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4079	Of course you'll get noticed.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4080	What's the hurry?	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	13	2
4081	You may want to wear a helmet, that glass ceiling is no joke.	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
4082	Sara, you give the right to conceal-carry a whole new meaning.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4083	It’s a church Cannon	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
4084	Every now and then, I feel the urge to go off on a tangent.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4085	It might be safer to just take an Uber...	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4086	When you land,don't wait for me for dinner.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4087	Carol and Dean's parties are always a blast.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4088	Now, you can tell everyone you got a booster shot.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
4089	How can I refuse?	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4090	You always make a party a real blast.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4091	So,what did you say you do for a living?	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4092	You might want to consider a helmet.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4093	You may have taken - Exploding back on the scene - a bit too literally.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4094	My number is...	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
4095	I heard that for a few million dollars, there's an easier way do this.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4096	Text me when you get there.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4097	Oh no, you were supposed to pop out of the cake.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4098	I told you this was a party for vaccinated people only!	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4099	I told you the exhibit would be a blast. I'm so glad you agreed to come.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4100	Hi there! Can I get you a glass of white wine?	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4101	Actually, that’s not how a human cannonball works. I’m a bit of an enthusiast, you see.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4102	Are you sure you wouldn’t prefer a shot of Scotch?	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4103	People say I have a short fuse too!	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4104	So anyway I’m just having a blast.	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4105	I really enjoyed meeting you.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4106	I'm really having a blast at this party. How about you?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4107	Oh, sailing! I thought you meant sales.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4108	I’m also coming from work and didn’t have time to change!	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4109	Did you remember to bring your camera?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4110	This is one hell of a launch party!	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4111	Thanks for the invite to your leaving party....	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4112	Do you still wish to contest the Western canon?	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4113	Will I hold it 'til you get back?	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4114	Honestly, I've been feeling much better since I stopped seeing my psychiatrist	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4115	How long have you been holed up?	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
4116	What do you charge for exploding into a bachelor party?	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
4117	You'll do anything for attention...won't you	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4118	We could really use a bag of ice.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4119	A cake is just so passé.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4120	I literally just wanted a shot of brandy.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4121	That window looks kind of small for your large derriere!	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
4122	The Civil War reenactment is tomorrow, honey. Tonight we’re just talking politics with friends.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4123	Just wait. I'll light the fuse when Elon Musk arrives.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4124	Yes, darling, hold the aisle seat for me, please.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4125	SOooo, like, what's your muzzle velocity?	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
4126	You may want to consider another mode of travel.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4127	Yes, I used to work at a cannon factory. No, sir, I got fired.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4128	What inspired your War of 1812 motif?	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4129	You know, it really isn’t that bad of abparty	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4130	The different wheel size will force the cannon to spin. You may not end up in YOUR apartment.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4131	I love historical performance art!	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4132	I just don’t want this relationship to move too fast.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4133	Give me just a sec’ and I’ll show you the best part of the house.	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
4134	Well no, my first time I came out as a butterfly!!	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4135	Judith! Can you pick me up a bag of chips while you're at the Bodega?	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
4136	Sure it's a little loud, but it's really cut down my commuting time."	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4137	Yeah, there are a lot of clowns here, but you don't have to take off just yet.	1.1622	0.05781	74	66	4	4
4138	I hate these boring parties, but you are my ammunition!	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4139	I’m over the moon you came.	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
4140	You look stunning.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4141	This is how my ancestors used to rideshare to and from their medieval feasts!	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4142	Did you remember to update your resume?	1.1622	0.05451	74	65	6	3
4143	When you said we'd do shots, I had something else in mind.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4144	Not a 'Truth' person, I see?	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
4145	Very cool! Contextualizing a racist war artifact as an orgasmitron!	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
4146	I don't see why you're so intent on making such a grand entrance to my mom's birthday party.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
4147	There are other ways to leave a boring party, you know.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
4148	Sure, the topless chic normally pops out of a cake, but if you want to impale yourself in the drywall, be my guest.	1.1616	0.04913	99	88	6	5
4149	I went to Carl and was like "Carl, Carl...what the fuck?" and Carl was all like "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about asshole" but the thing was CJ and Coop were standing there the whole time! That shit was motherfucking funny. God damn.	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
4150	Hazing is rather harsh. It's a one-time memorable initiation experience.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	2
4151	It’s the newest fad for revealing the gender of our baby.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4152	So you're not saying "no" to a dinner date sometime, right?	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
4153	We got noise complaints about the elephant in the room. This’ll show them!	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
4154	You must get a bang out of your job.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4155	My oh my! We saw a cannon just like this in St. Tropez last March!	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4156	That’s very interesting Barry, could you hold that thought for a minute, I’ll be right back	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4157	May I douse your fuse,Miss?	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4158	If you get there in one piece, or even two, please remember to call you Mom.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4159	Yes it’s a dull party, but once you’re out that window it’ll be even duller.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4160	It's a new way to gain an understanding of history.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4161	Some will call it...a brave modern art statement. But some will just call it...putting a naked lady in a cannon.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4162	Hey, I'm out of fodder."	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4163	Thanks for doing this. Be sure to get 3 bottles of Chardonnay.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4164	Hello? You must be the new Millenial. Let me guess: Orthography, Pachelbel or Pollack?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4165	I appreciate you volunteering to be fodder for conversation, Claire.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4166	Not a great way to sneak out.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4167	Well I appreciate the perspective, but from MY perspective that left side wheel is too small. The cartoonist is a bit rubbish.	1.1609	0.05137	87	77	6	4
4168	Some more? Yes--Cabernet.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4169	So, if I were to marry you, could we have sex outside the cannon?	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4170	I'm sorry you have to leave in such a hurry, did you remember your coat?	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4171	While you’re out, could you pick up another wheel of Brie?	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4172	We could always just say we met at a cocktail party. Are cocktail parties still a thing?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4173	I hope they point you toward the window	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4174	I thought the MET Gala was not before next month?	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4175	Hi, honey. I’ve decided to start the New Year with a bang.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4176	you busy later?	1.1607	0.04311	112	98	10	4
4177	Duck and cover, Princess...it's really a repurposed iron lung I picked up at a yard sale. Oh, and you have about twelve seconds to get your helmet on before you hurtle towards the net...	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4178	He always wanted to be remembered as a big shot	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4179	Love the costume!"	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4180	See, being naked nots so bad!	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4181	One last question before you go. Can I see you again?	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
4182	You’ve got to stop scrolling through Facebook Marketplace at 2am. It’s becoming self destructive.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4183	If you want to go into orbit, you can’t start by circling the Earth. You have to go up first.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4184	Trust me,this will be far more entertaining than playing that harp you brought.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4185	Looks like you could use a swift drink.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4186	Can I get you a Blast Off or a Double Bommeroo?"	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
4187	I was cannon fodder once	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4188	It’s not as comfortable as the couch, but we still enjoy solace with it.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
4189	Get lots of ice, beer and vodka-- call Uber for the return trip.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4190	Where are you going? They’re about to bring out the fruitcake!	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
4191	This beats last year's jumping out of a birthday cake.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4192	Would you like to go to dinner Friday?	1.1604	0.03581	106	89	17	0
4193	Sarah listened while this dude prattled on about canons, every “fact” wrong. She kept telling him she had a doctorate in historic armaments, but he was too busy blathering inaccurate bullshit to hear. “I have a boyfriend!” she tried yelling.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4194	And I said, “Liquor? I hardly know her!”	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4195	I’ll call you?	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4196	Don’t tease me with that wine, I have a short fuse.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
4197	'But you just got here'	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4198	What did you THINK I meant when I said I wanna bang you?	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4199	Well dear after your Humanities Degree I always thought you would go onto performance art and have a good landing.	1.1600	0.04262	75	63	12	0
4200	Before meeting you I was planning to make an early exit.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4201	I hope you don’t blow it.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4202	I thought I hired someone to play the PACHELBEL Canon.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4203	Listen Sally, how is this ride a gain for women's rights?	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
4204	I know my parties are boring, but come on!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4205	That open window? No. You’re headed straight to the wall.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4206	There are more expensive ways to be “weightless” for a minute or two…	1.1596	0.04855	94	83	7	4
4207	Not to worry—I’ll be ringmaster while you’re gone.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4208	Your metaphor is extremely on-the-nose.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
4209	No…I don’t see an elephant. I see a cannon.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4210	Actually it was Life of the Party	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4211	So, do you know the gender yet?	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
4212	The Midgets were out of town…	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
4213	Hell yeah, thanks for coming to my launch party!	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
4214	Well actually in my experience . . .	1.1594	0.05700	69	61	5	3
4215	They told me the party would be a blast!	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
4216	Am I bombing at small talk?	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4217	Doing shots?	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4218	I'll never invite them again.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
4219	Hi, I'm Gregg. I hope it's not too sexist to say I'd be happy to switch places with you if you'd really rather get yourself a drink and a nosh?	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4220	I heard you were quick on the trigger but had no idea....	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4221	Could you grab some crackers while you're out?	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4222	I promise you, next time I will have the piano tuned.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
4223	No, the price William Shatner quoted was round trip.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4224	So, I should meet you on the next apartment's rooftop?	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
4225	Can I call you an Uber? It may not be as fast but I'm sure it's safer!	1.1591	0.03921	88	74	14	0
4226	Is it time for a cannonball now?	1.1591	0.03921	88	74	14	0
4227	I love you to the moon and back, whatever the fuel.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
4228	Oh lighten up. It’s just the beginning of another boom and bust cycle.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4229	It's the most COVID-safe way to travel.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4230	Let’s get out of this dump and shoot over my place	1.1591	0.03921	88	74	14	0
4231	Oh, I’d love to work my way through the Western canon someday.	1.1587	0.03636	126	108	16	2
4232	You'll look good next to my Banksy.	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
4233	Speaking of blasts from the past, did you see that Jim is here?	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
4234	I was in the circus myself as a high-wire trapeze artist until I was let go.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4235	I’m told you’re a good bang.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
4236	I'm not a fan of the replacement bus service either.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4237	I realize you have to leave soon, but could I get your number?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4238	No worries. You'll be home before you know it.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4239	Sometimes working from home isn't possible	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4240	No, I meant this is low risk for us, since it's just his half-birthday.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4241	Glenda! Shall I still pick you up at eight ?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4242	Call it off. The window's too small.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4243	I think I’ll wait until they figure out the part about walls.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
4244	Well, I suppose that if a female author can't get into the literary canon...	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4245	your kaboom is SO my kaboom!	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4246	There's no need to rush off, we've just met	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4247	Where should I meet you after your shift?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
4248	Her: "Could you scratch my forehead?"	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4249	My business is booming, too.	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
4250	I know you have bombshell news to discuss,but do you have to be so dramatic?!	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
4251	I'm more aggressive from a cannon than springing out of a cake!	1.1583	0.04099	120	105	11	4
4252	'Before you leave, can I ask where you land?'	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
4253	Great party. I guess you should have read the pre-nup.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4254	I can hold the glass for you if you'd like a sip.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4255	Nobody is looking at you. Try something like cry “Trump won the election!”	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4256	You're the reason we had that huge window installed last year.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4257	I guess this is that "edgy" performance art I've heard so much about.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4258	I actually think if you Ubered home you would have a smaller carbon footprint.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
4259	Y'know, I'm not sure that's how Jackson Pollock created his work.	1.1579	0.04211	76	64	12	0
4260	Call my mother a clown one more time….	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
4261	I'm having a SHOT of brandy, what are you having ?	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4262	Will there be food at the intervention?	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4263	That must be the fastest way home. No traffic!	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
4264	A great coming out gathering.	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
4265	Dr Cannon, I presume?	1.1579	0.04211	76	64	12	0
4266	They say you are a physicist specializing in the Big Bang theory.	1.1579	0.04211	76	64	12	0
4267	You came in like a cannonball	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
4268	Have a great trip	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4269	I bet your business is booming. Hah-hah-hah-ha.	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
4270	Talking to you is already a long shot!	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
4271	Nobody will ever call you a wallflower again.	1.1573	0.05028	89	79	6	4
4272	That's one way to cut through the small talk.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
4273	Thanks for visiting. You’ll be home in a flash.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4274	Uber is so 2019.	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
4275	At a NRA fundraiser, I guess I should have expected to meet someone of your caliber!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4276	This is my first launch party! I'm guessing you're something of a veteran!	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
4277	so you say you prefer canon over uber? is it the fee's or the avoidable conversation?	1.1573	0.05028	89	79	6	4
4278	I never did like her	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
4279	What a coincidence! I have a masters in human cannonballing!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4280	I'd offer you a drink, but I think you've had enough-don't you?	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4281	Do I detect notes of macerated flesh?	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
4282	Your job sounds fascinating. Let me tell you about the time actually exercised on a trampoline without falling over!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4283	No, I'm not good at short term relationships.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
4284	Going Somewhere?	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
4285	Strong start, but let me really launch your career.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4286	Remember, your true love is out there if you only open your heart...	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
4287	Trust me Honey. You’ll love it.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
4288	Are you sure this is the way to break into the music business, Miss Adderly?	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
4289	Love your outfit. Do the shoes match?	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4290	I didn’t know this was a coming out party!	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4291	When I said you should wear the latest from Paris, I meant fashion not Cirque de Soleil.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4292	Performance art is such a blast!	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4293	Do you ever get tired of bringing your work home with you?	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4294	Stop me if you've heard this one before.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4295	Now I understand why everyone calls you a bombshell!	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
4296	Give my regards to Lincoln in the Bardo	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4297	What a bombshell!	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	12	0
4298	Can I get you one for the sky?	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
4299	Nope, still no glass ceiling. Maybe next time.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4300	Would you mind holding my wine for a minute? I have to go to the bathroom.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4301	I hope you remembered to leave your email on the list so we can invite you to next month's meeting.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4302	Good for you, you are about to be launched Mary!	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4303	I just have one thing to say to you. Plastics	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
4304	Hi, I'm Nick. But they call me 'Old Ironsides'.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
4305	I never thought to order a cannonball.	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
4306	I’m told you found a really good crosstown route.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4307	I drink at parties because it lifts me up but it always lets me down afterwards	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
4308	Darling, you told me to remind you not to blow up in public without counting to ten.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
4309	If I aim this just right, we won't have to leave early to relieve the babysitter.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4310	Leaving so soon? Why don't we get back together on the net?	1.1562	0.04984	96	86	5	5
4311	Thanks for being the entertainment tonight, darling...	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
4312	Your research found this to be the better shot?	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
4313	Hey, I haven’t seen you since you popped out of that cake at Stan’s bachelor party!	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
4314	Can you keep it down? I don't want neighbors to complain.	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
4315	Determined to break through the glass ceiling one way or another, aren't you?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4316	Well hello, Bertha!	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
4317	Woman cannon	1.1560	0.04357	109	96	9	4
4318	Alright Jim, you've got 30 seconds left on my social fuse.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
4319	Heading out so soon?	1.1558	0.05250	77	68	6	3
4320	Could we talk about this at home?	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
4321	I’m a big fan of your music, Mr. Adderley!	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
4322	I trust you beat the Midtown rush?	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
4323	Well, that's ONE way to get a cork out of a bottle!	1.1558	0.05566	77	69	4	4
4324	Can I buy you a drink later? Just let me know where you end up.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
4325	They already know you have an explosive personality.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
4326	At least this party won't end with a whimper!	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
4327	Have a nice flight	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4328	I’m okay, thanks. But a boomer? No.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
4329	Wow, they said you’d be a real pistol!	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4330	So they were out of cakes and this was the next best thing?	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
4331	You'll go a long way baby!	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
4332	It worked with my children	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
4333	Do you really have to leave so soon?	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4334	Although you're in California and under 18, you're technically not riding a bicycle so you don't need a helmet.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
4335	Don't forget to tell Elon Musk I'll be along on the next trip.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
4336	Why are we using a girl and not a boy? Ha, that's a good question.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
4337	Most people like to make grand entrances. I see you specialize in departures.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
4338	Is that what they mean by 'concealed carry?'	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
4339	Interesting. They me the human torch. What time do you get off?	1.1556	0.04975	90	80	6	4
4340	For the past 5 years, Stevia Canon, I've been dying to meet you! I'm an ardent Trump supporter who knows how vital you are to the 2024 presidential run. No way are you a loose canon!	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
4341	You leave me no other choice but to follow you to the moon	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4342	Relax, he’s not here yet.	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
4343	I'm not worried about being lost. They told me I won't go any further than the wall	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4344	Lily mistook what the English Department’s end of the term Canon Party was all about.	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
4345	Can you show me which way to the powder room?	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
4346	What with gun control I thought we would have seen the end of this.	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
4347	your guna make a scene.	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
4348	Honey, I said I wanted to go to the Grand Canyon, not put me in a canyon.	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
4349	Wish you were't leaving so	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4350	I'd like to go out with you but I will be downtown in about three seconds.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4351	Well, it’s been nice chatting with you, Ms. Wabash.	1.1548	0.03970	84	71	13	0
4352	We installed it specifically for occasions like this. You’ll be at the head of the line and in the bathroom in a flash. A flash of gunpowder that is.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4353	Just roll with it.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4354	You're quite the bombshell!	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4355	It's aimed at Trump Tower.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4356	When you really, really want to get away from that guy who thinks he's God's gift to you.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4357	So if you want to meet, I live in the opposite building, 3rd window from the left. Do drop by.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4358	How could it be "too much"? You're overthinking this.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4359	If you live through this, I'd love to see you again	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4360	I didn't recognize you without your cake.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4361	What´s the catch?	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4362	Planning on making a big party impact , are we?	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4363	This is such an explosive party.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4364	”You will remember it as a blast from the past.	1.1548	0.03970	84	71	13	0
4365	Week, it was nice meeting you. Sorry you have to fly.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4366	Wait and soon... tick, tick...BOOM!	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4367	You are about to become "Splatter Art." post-Pollock.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4368	Do you have time for a drink of firewater?	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4369	The midget will be leaving shortly.	1.1548	0.05219	84	75	5	4
4370	You should really listen to the Joe Rogan Experience.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
4371	I'm painfully shy.Would you go out with me?	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
4372	Don’t forget to write to me while you’re gone.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
4373	Oh, hey! It looks like Pachelbel left his Canon.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
4374	Gosh I'm really bombing this.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4375	I used to date a magician; I just can't seem to throw away his old stuff.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4376	Oh, do you work with Carol or with Fizziwig?	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4377	I dunno what it is... it's almost as if you were drawn with greater definition than anyone else here!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4378	Well I’d heard you were more of a ticking time bong, but obviously that’s not right.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4379	It's a conversation piece, but I can stop the conversation anytime I want.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4380	I had a blast tonight, too.	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
4381	I used the whole “ball and chain” think for my first wedding, but it was soooo cliche. This will be much more exciting don’t you think dear?	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4382	It’s an uncontested divorce	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4383	Maybe I could get your number before you blow outta here.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4384	Darling, your college advisor said you needed some more extracurricular to help stand out.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4385	The Zazel Goodbye	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4386	I ordered a cake not a cannon	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4387	No, wait! I haven’t finished telling you about the traffic on the way over!	1.1538	0.05498	78	70	4	4
4388	I misunderstood you when you said you liked to bang.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4389	So I know you might not be into finance, but there are these cool new things called 'NFTs'...	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4390	That's okay, clothes are optional.	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
4391	I really like your sculpture. I think it's a blast.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4392	It’s the newest way to appreciate art up close and personal!	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
4393	When you get there, call. We'll meet for a drink.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
4394	You look atomic, Annie!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4395	I picked up this medieval porta John from an estate sale.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4396	Who knew that your liberal arts degree would let you go so far?	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4397	If you have hospital insurance, the President must be right about the rebirth of unions.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
4398	"In the old days, you'd be popping out of a cake."	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
4399	Dating in this city can be a real battle	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4400	Sorry to see you leave the party so soon, but I'm sure a woman of your caliber will go far!"	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4401	Put down your glass and let's blow this place!	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
4402	Your going back to being a wallflower wouldn't be all bad.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4403	I know you use physical ones, but what about financial safety nets?	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4404	Yeah, I probably should’ve told you not to come empty handed.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4405	If you were bored and wanted to leave, you should have given me "Our Signal".	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4406	Just unload the dishwasher and I'll be right back	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
4407	And tuition is free.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
4408	Thats certainly one way to break the glass ceiling!	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4409	This wasn't what you meant by getting high?	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
4410	I’ve got another party uptown and this is faster than the Q train.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
4411	I trust it’s not anything I said?	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4412	Don't forget to write or email me.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4413	I wanted to tell you it was a blast meeting you, but I think it would be a bit anticlimactic.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4414	Yeah, in love life I am a bullet!	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
4415	I'm sorry, the bathroom is closed. You will be landing soon.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
4416	Only a woman of your rare caliber could pull this off.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4417	Oh, hi, Emily! What the hell are you doing in there?	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4418	Yes, you're the life of the party! I just hope it stays that way.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
4419	No one will miss your grand entrance this way.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
4420	You told me you were going to leave me, but I didn't know you were this desperate!	1.1528	0.04706	72	61	9	1
4421	…And yes, I needed both… an icebreaker and an easy way to leave the room in case of an awkward conversation.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
4422	They were warned: go paperless or drown	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
4423	My I interest you in a cocktail or do you wish to keep your powder dry?	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
4424	You're the bomb.	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
4425	These things are always so awkward; everyone's trying to be someone they're not.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
4426	Sorry, there's just no spark between us.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
4427	Does this further your long range career plans?	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4428	Despite the misunderstanding, I think your book is a great contribution to the canon.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4429	On the other hand, can YOU afford a beach house in the Southampton?	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4430	Jim, there might be a better way to ensure our new neighbors have a blast in our home.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4431	You have lost a lot of weight.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4432	Don't you hate these things? People never seem to care about your situation.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4433	It's more fun than a cake.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4434	Good luck and smooth landings! Just watch out for space debris!	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
4435	Hey honey, here is a different way to part your hair.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4436	Could you pick me up a bag of peanuts?	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4437	Cannon? I think you’re trying to say we have a connection, I feel it too.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4438	So, Mrs. Kramden, when did this become your profession”	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4439	Your job is "getting fired" -- Mind blown!	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4440	I had only heard that you were a real pistol!	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
4441	Aren't you really going to wait for the next vintage's wine? It promises to be amazing.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4442	It seems your outfit is sure to be a big bang at the party later!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4443	Becoming the next RBG is admirable. But I think you’re a letter off, my dear.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4444	Sure, this job is dangerous, but that nursing gig kind of ran its course...	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
4445	Is there room for two in there?	1.1519	0.05431	79	71	4	4
4446	I prefer the Irish exit over the circus exit personally.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4447	I've heard you have a dynamite personality!	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
4448	Sorry Darling, but thats how it’s always been -last hired, hired, first fired!	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
4449	Could you shoot over to the store and get some more ice?	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4450	They say you're a blast at parties.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4451	Susie will do anything to be the center of attention	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4452	So that's more of a conceal and be carried...	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
4453	Remember, its 5-4-3-2-1 Happy.....	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
4454	Its a Nice detail with the lit fuse,, but the only 2 wheels balance really looks too sketchy	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4455	In addition to being a scintillating conversationalist, and if I don't mind saying so myself, I dig pairing these spiffy dry-cleaned khakis with this 2021 Boone's Farm. So yeah, I guess you're right, getting second dates IS tough.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
4456	So...I guess you are the hot chick everyone's talking about	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4457	Surely somebody cares.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4458	So, how do you know Mungo the Clown?	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4459	You look very canonical! are you going to be ratified soon?	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
4460	Your dog must really have to ‘go.’	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
4461	Whaddya say we both blow this popstand?	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
4462	There is a little rivalry with the neighbors.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
4463	I’m speechless !	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
4464	I was just about to read an essay I submitted to The New Yorker about my life during COVID-19.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
4465	What have you come as?	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
4466	head-banger music is not my thing, but you just might be.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
4467	Gotta top the COVID party I threw in 2020!	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
4468	I was working from home,too,but I hit a wall.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4469	So fired up! Though, let it be known that I’d bang you instead.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4470	My friends tell me I'm very good at impressions.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4471	Can I go next?	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4472	I'm gonna to hang here with the cannon fodder for a bit.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4473	Remember when you asked me how the guests will know it’s time to go home?	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4474	I think you'll be a smash on Broadway.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4475	I feel so lucky to have met a girl of your caliber	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4476	I've never dated someone like you before, but I'm willing to give it a 'shot'	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
4477	It'll be safer if you change the lyric to "wrecking ball."	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
4478	If you don't want to draw attention to you leaving you could tip your drink into that pot plant and slip out the back door	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4479	Wanna come home with me? It will be a blast.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4480	You see, you don't have to run away and join the circus. It's right here. With me.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4481	… just a quick introduction	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4482	I think you're worrying for nothing. The app says your Uber is near. Not that it's here.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4483	I doubt the grass is greener at the other side of the Atlantic	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
4484	Our host warned me about your short fuse.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4485	You're doing this just so you can say you got shot?	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
4486	Apparently I'm not the biggest bore at this party.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
4487	I was telling your dad, this is one heck of a send off!!	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
4488	Give me a signal if I’m boring you.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
4489	This party is going to be a smashing success!	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
4490	I was tired so I jumped in for a nap	1.1507	0.05403	73	65	5	3
4491	Will you keep marching for women's equality in the workplace?	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
4492	Good luck ... and try to avoid hurting the plant!	1.1507	0.06066	73	67	1	5
4493	This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
4494	I love a woman who can make an entrance.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
4495	May I book the Karen Cannon at my next party?	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
4496	I hear your business is booming?	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
4497	You look you're having a blast.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
4498	I told you to get vaccinated.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
4499	Sure you don’t want to split an Uber?	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
4500	I think I’d rather Irish exit instead.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
4501	I admire how you're such a straight-shooter.	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
4502	This is a 2 bedroom 6 story walkup with cannon access	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4503	So glad I came! I was hoping to meet a woman of your caliber!	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4504	What lovely fodder.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4505	Last drink on me?	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4506	Is it okay if I go next? I have a zoom party in 15 minutes and my snacks are better.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4507	It’s really not worth all this trouble to cut the line.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4508	Off we go, into the wide blue yonder.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4509	You know how much your sister loves surprises.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4510	I'm going to blow this joint!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4511	I admire you for your get up and go!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4512	Don't worry--it's not a loose cannon.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4513	Until today I'd never met a person of your caliber...	1.1505	0.04822	93	83	6	4
4514	When you drop in later, I’d like to buy you a drink.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4515	I'd offer you a glass of Bordeaux, but I see you're into shots	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
4516	Told you you'd have a blast at this party.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4517	It's the new American Canon....	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
4518	Are you sure the net's up?	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
4519	...and then I told him, I never meet any interesting girls anymore.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
4520	Going to the party tonight? I hear it's going to be a blast!!	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
4521	I came because the invitation said it would be a killer showing!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
4522	How long have you been doing performance art?	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
4523	I’m so sorry I forget to tell you we’d decided against fancy dress	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4524	Is that what you meant when you said your opening will be with a bang?	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
4525	Hey, remember me. Albert! It's umm. . . Chloe, right? I just wanted to tell you . . . Shucks, nevermind, you're probably busy, right?	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4526	You can't stay in there until the party is over, just because you've gained 30 pounds!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
4527	As an NRA member, I fully support your artillery rights!	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
4528	Text me when you land.	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
4529	I know we just met, but I thought I would shoot my shot.	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
4530	Call me when you land.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
4531	And, while you're out, remember to grab another bottle of Chardonnay!	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
4532	I don't suppose you have a business card on you?	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
4533	I didn’t know they were into antiques.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
4534	Hi. I’m Mark. Dinner at my place in a few minutes? I live just across the alley.	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
4535	When the first painting is sold, we get ten percent for the entertainment.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
4536	You can Pirate-exit but I’m gonna go say bye.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
4537	I like you a lot, but, honestly, I just don't see us together long-term.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
4538	C'mon, give me a shot	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
4539	The new Irish goodbye	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4540	I picked up this little beauty on our tour of Civil War battlefields. There was a clearance sale. Buy one, get one free!	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
4541	. . .But you might be guilty of crossing state lines for immoral purposes.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
4542	I much prefer brief encounters.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4543	An Irish Goodbye would probably hurt less.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
4544	I’m ready to shoot out of here whenever you are.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
4545	A riposte to the Grand Entrance?	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
4546	What I said was: I enjoy a good tannin	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4547	They said they where aiming it at the neighbor's house.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4548	You did say "Oh baby, won't you light my fire", didn't you?	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
4549	Are you sure a shot of tequila won't do?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4550	Joan, can you believe we got such great seats for the apocalypse? They DEFINITELY want us back in the office.	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
4551	#muzzled	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
4552	Introvert? No, I love these parties. You?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4553	I hear your concern but,please remember that this is probably the only sure way to elevate the level of the dinner conversation with this crowd.	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
4554	Are we paying you by the hour or by the shot?	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
4555	You’re working awfully hard to make a good first impression.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4556	I thought I'd break the ice and mention the obvious."	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4557	Can I get . . . Umm, do you have a card?	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4558	Well, yes ... but don't you think the whole phallocentric thing is a bit passé ?	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
4559	Hey babe, you go your way, I'll go mine.	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
4560	Welcome to Pachelbel Haus, let’s get you in ‘D’ conversation!	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
4561	You wouldn't believe how I just got out of a boring conversation.	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
4562	I've been told I'm a pretty soft place to land.	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
4563	You could as easily get there by train…..tied to the tracks.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
4564	Lara always spoke about wanting to break the glass ceiling in the workplace. So for Christmas her husband bought her a cannon.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
4565	Going home with Musk or Bezos?	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
4566	Pardon me... Do you have any Grey Poupon?	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
4567	If I turn you 90 degrees to the right, you will land on the bed.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
4568	But as you can see, we're already having a blast!	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
4569	I called ahead, so you won't be dropping in unexpectedly.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4570	In a few minutes you'll be over the moon.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
4571	And then my brother quit the military and checked into rehab...oh, let me know if I'm talking too much.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4572	If it catches on, we'll IPO in the spring.	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
4573	I got it on a great deal, it was an offer I couldn’t refuse!	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
4574	I love the way you are all fired up: Are you free to join me for a drink tomorrow evening?" Vipin Bery Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4575	You must be the new attorney.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4576	Yes honey, I have one question... who is that behind you?	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
4577	I’m over your dramatic entrances, Phyliss.	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
4578	It's a depth charge. What's your drink?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4579	Great seeing you too! You think anyone will notice if I leave the party early?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
4580	I don't know about you but I've really had a blast tonight!	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4581	Thats so nice that you still live with your mother…	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
4582	So, they tell me you're a big shot on the art scene.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4583	It was a big hit at Gettysburg.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
4584	Barnum-Bailey? I'm not familiar with that hedge outfit, but I'm sure you'll wow them, Lisa."	1.1481	0.05303	81	73	4	4
4585	Please step out so we can discuss the benefits of Obama Care, and what would you like to drink?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
4586	These ride sharing things are getting pretty weird.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4587	Yes, this is a boring party. But can't we just leave through the front door like normal people?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4588	Nice meeting you.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4589	I hear it totook you quie a while to get thorugh airline security in that outfit.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
4590	So, do you climax with a BOOM too?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
4591	Can you pick up some more Pinot on the way back?	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4592	Don't worry; you will land safely on a float.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4593	It’s like drunk driving - Sure you might beat the traffic, but you also might never walk again. It’s a choice.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4594	"Bang, zoom, to the Moon - Alice!"	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4595	Let me know how warm it is down South	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4596	Tell me if I'm wrong, but I felt we made a real connection at their last party	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
4597	Annual trip to the Hampton's, Mary?	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4598	Say hello to John and the kids.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
4599	Everyone's asking why you always have to make such a spectacle of yourself.	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
4600	Being "shot from guns" worked for the breakfast cereal but it might not work for you.	1.1477	0.04992	88	79	5	4
4601	Of course I’ll climb in. I’d go anywhere with you.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4602	It beats commercial, I'll tell you that much.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
4603	We should have a nice long chat about our shared interests!	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4604	Your mother figured, for a Failure-to-Launch party, why not go all out?	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4605	Want to join me in a quick getaway?	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4606	No, honey, I'm not having a blast.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4607	“Oh, I see … I guess Ubers have been slow recently.”	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
4608	Must you go?	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
4609	Five years sober, huh? Guess you're no longer a loose cannon." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
4610	Honey, this is not what I meant when I said that this high profile business gathering will literally launch your career.	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
4611	This is the only plane ticket that would make a visit to your parents’ house worth it!	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	10	2
4612	Is this roundtrip?	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
4613	What's a nice girl like you doing in a low-caliber place like this?	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
4614	I think I met your brother at Riverside Park.	1.1467	0.05265	75	67	5	3
4615	Shall I get you some wine before your big entrance?	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
4616	I thought you were just "shooting off" your mouth.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
4617	I'm a Nikon guy myself...	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
4618	On the contrary,I don’t think your outfit is too loud at all.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
4619	I guess this beats shooting your mouth off.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
4620	I do consider myself a male feminist!	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
4621	Okay, fuse lit. Now shall we continue our chat about cryptocurrency?	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
4622	Explosive way to cut your commute time young lady!	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
4623	Honestly. Calling a taxi is no trouble at all.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
4624	Yeah, they threw me out of the Academy too – – called me imbalanced, said I had too short of a fuse."	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
4625	We plan to carry this when we exercise our right to free speech.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
4626	Are you sure you can’t stay a few more minutes?	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
4627	What strain will this protect you from?	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
4628	A shame you have to pop off before I tell you about my screenplay ideas.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
4629	Luka. I am your fodder.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
4630	Bring your own Big Bertha" would be "BYOBB"	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
4631	I enjoyed our conversation about the weather, but I'd really love to get your thoughts on traffic.	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
4632	So, what are your hobbies?	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
4633	yes i just want to do it by myself	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
4634	Is this what you meant when you said you were going to roll out the barrel?	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
4635	"Let me make you a strong martini. That'll give you a nice jolt as well, and you want have such a heavy hangover.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
4636	It's going to be a helluva.New Year's celebration.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
4637	How are you enjoying our fart-concealer?	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
4638	That's one way out of the pandemic.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
4639	They said it would be a .1.1637552101.60	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
4640	That'll teach those darn circus folk	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4641	I call it "the unexpected finissage"	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4642	The host told me this party would be a blast.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4643	Well, I'll be. It's the first time I've had a blast at one of these parties.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
4644	I do so like performance art. Human cannonball, you say?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4645	I was a contortionist back in my carny days.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4646	I've studied the Wright Brothers. Want to hear about their landing techniques?	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4647	Sure this is a simple solution for you and another fine mess you got me into..	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
4648	Don't you remember? I told you to hail a cab early this morning.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4649	I just called the Jones' to tell them you would dropping in with their invitation.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4650	Are you trying to get canonized?	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
4651	Personally I just use the Bad Date Rescue app but I have to admit,I like your dramatic flair.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4652	What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this?	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4653	And without a safety net. Plucky.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
4654	So, wanna shoot the breeze?	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4655	When they said it was going to be a blast, this is not what I had in mind...	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
4656	This may be the wine talking, but I just think you're the bomb.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4657	This party is a blast, don't you think?	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4658	I remember you! Your day job must be challenging as well!	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
4659	Keep your powder dry.	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
4660	That cute guy is at the other party.	1.1449	0.05569	69	62	4	3
4661	What do you say we go home and make a BB?	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4662	When do you leave for Peru?	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4663	Remember to ask if they anymore Napa reds,okay?	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
4664	So what have you been up to since Ringling Brothers?	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4665	Let me guess -- our next presidential candidate?	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
4666	Sorry, but I needed an excuse to leave early.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4667	So ever since my wife cheated on me with a trapeze artist, I've been looking for the right opportunity to get even.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4668	What do you say we blow this party and go downtown?	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4669	You're a real bombshell, aren't you?	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4670	So you’re Aurora. Your explosive personality precedes you.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4671	I was wondering if you’d like me point you to a window.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4672	I always know you would go far!	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
4673	I live in the next building. You should drop by.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
4674	I told you -- it's a surprise party.	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
4675	Is this what is meant by, "this party's the bomb"?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4676	In case anyone was wondering, our couples therapist thought this would help build up our individual confidence while at the same time help with anger management issues.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4677	So I guess if we don't hit it off you're out of here.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4678	Are you sure that you'll make it through the window?	1.1446	0.04578	83	72	8	2
4679	For a first date, the Great Walenda’s have you beat on the thrill factor!	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4680	This is a cannon, not a canon, no matter how much you’re into Pachelbel.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4681	I said meet me here to have a blast!	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4682	Excuse me for being so forward given I don't even know your name but...would you like me to point the cannon at the window? Or not?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4683	Just wait until it starts, you'll love this blast from the past.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4684	You did always talk about making an explosive entrance into high society Lauren.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
4685	Have you considered ride share?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4686	Say hello to aunt Margaret from me	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
4687	Please excuse my fashion ignorance. Is that a Versace, Prada, or Chanel?	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4688	I really go for women who can survive explosions.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4689	I believe you will go far with your latest sculpture..	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4690	I said, "sauvignon blanc," you idiot.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4691	I knew you would work out how to make a bang!	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4692	Yes this is my daughter. Her mother left me for a old timey warship.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4693	I meant it when I said we'd only stay a little while. If you want to leave already you could be a bit more discreet.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4694	I've never met anyone of your caliber.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4695	Wanna blew up some wine, miss	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4696	Why yes, I would like to extend this conversation on a pair of stilts.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4697	No, really, we're GLAD you brought up the suject of vaccine passports!	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4698	These dinner parties keep getting more elaborate	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4699	I knew that was you! When you're ready, come over and meet my new wife.	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
4700	You did say this party would be a blast.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4701	The rent on this party space is expensive so I wanted to get a bang for my buck.	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
4702	I know you said you wanted to explore outside the canon but…”	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
4703	Might I say you have a lovely bodice this evening.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4704	Going to be here long?	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
4705	I do something really interesting for a living. I'm an accountant.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4706	Can I join you?	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4707	And here I thought your reentry anxiety was about large social gatherings.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4708	Get four red, three white and a coupla bags of chips. Oh, and more black powder.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4709	My wife thought it would be a good conversation starter.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4710	Congratulations and welcome to society! It's so refreshing that we've moved on from debutante balls.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4711	I see the vagina symbolism, does something represent birth?	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4712	If I knew we were going to be taking shots I wouldn’t have driven here.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
4713	Sure everyone expects me to comment on your ‘caliber,’ but I’m keeping my powder dry for another opportunity.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4714	Are you the first Mrs. Abernathy?	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
4715	You know, I could never resist a loose cannon	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4716	I always thought it was vodka, oj, and MELON BALLS!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4717	I told you to wait in the car.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4718	Want to get out of here and grab a drink?	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4719	I’m headed to Costco. Need anything?	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4720	Good thing you didn't get that permanent.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4721	That’s a hell of a popcorn popper!	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4722	I like your flare for the dramatic. Must you leave so soon	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
4723	It's a gender neutral bathroom. I'm next.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4724	Hi. I’m Fred.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4725	Kind of half worth it. You'll still have to walk back with the second bottle.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
4726	Honey, I know you're a little preoccupied, but could you refill my drink for me?	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4727	Would you please open the window?	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4728	So that is better protection than a mask???	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4729	Now, that's what I call making an exit.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4730	Grandpa Kramden never had one of these babies, Alice!	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
4731	Yes, it is impressive, but Pachelbel's Canon is still my favourite.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4732	I mean, you did say you wanted to have a blast at your next book launch, so obviously I thought...	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4733	Love the party. Are you playing the 1812 Overture or is it Cannon in D?	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4734	So you’re saying there’s a chance?	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4735	The presentation is almost over. If you like excitement that timeshare in Florida is perfect. This deal will not last forever.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
4736	Wanna get some fresh air?	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
4737	Hank did tell me you’re a real firecracker	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4738	You said you just wanted to pop in.	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
4739	I had no idea this would be such a blast	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4740	Let me cut to the chase: I need balls.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
4741	My wife's family had a lot of circus people in it….	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4742	Well, this party sure blows.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4743	come on baby light my fire	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4744	Now for our next party trick.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4745	My little Billy was a hellion during lockdown so I can see why some teachers like you would explore a career change at this point.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4746	I always found the Western canon to be superior to English romantic.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4747	When it comes to wardrobe, you really play for keeps.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
4748	At the mix and mingle Lola appeared captivated by David's witty conversation.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
4749	The listing said, "Come and take it!" so I did.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4750	Your sense of humor is explosive.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4751	Sorry, but we already ate the cake.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4752	Actually, I prefer to slip away quietly.	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
4753	I don’t normally take shots but why not?	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4754	Rather than trying to get immunity to covid this way, wouldn’t a vaccine be easier?	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4755	Everyone told me you wouldn’t go far. I guess they were right	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
4756	Well, nice knowing you.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4757	Don't forget to take out your ear buds.	1.1429	0.05493	70	63	4	3
4758	I suggested you get into the literary canon, not a literal cannon.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4759	“You have my full attention now”	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
4760	You should be alright in there as long as you obey the cannon laws.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4761	And to think we met on Match.boom.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4762	Even though the fuse is lit, I believe there's still time for us to have a quickie. Silly me. I mean a selfie.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4763	So I’ll see you at the Barnums’.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4764	I think some people are just concerned that you can sometimes be a loose cannon.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
4765	I saw you at the Garden, you really bombed it	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4766	I wish we had time for a longer chat.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
4767	I don't want to be presumptuous. Are you sure you want to get out of here?	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
4768	I had a blast.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
4769	I'm often told I'm socially awkward, but I don't recall anyone so graphically depicting how it made them feel.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4770	interesting art piece	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4771	I thought you said you WANTED a cannonball blast shot.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4772	Great to see my blast from the past!	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4773	Don’t you have to be 18 to have an open carry permit	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
4774	I think if this were meant to be there would be a spark between us.	1.1413	0.04784	92	83	5	4
4775	This is how Katie Perry started writing that Firework song.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4776	Yes, here we have a different take onthe tyical Launch Party.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4777	Honey, I just didn’t understand when you said your job was a blast!	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
4778	I hope you are wearing that beautiful dark blue dress. It’s perfect and goes so well with the blast.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4779	Quit calling me Eve!	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
4780	Your outfit is going to make a real impact.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4781	As a performance art metaphor for "The Big Bang" I find your interpretation literally a "blast from the past"!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4782	I was told I should shoot my shot.	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
4783	We can cross that bridge when you get to it.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4784	I’m guessing this is your first and no doubt last baby reveal party.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4785	Could you pick up some more of those wasabi cashews on your way back?	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4786	Dull party, don't you think?	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4787	Baby Boomer, eh? You look much too young.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4788	What’s the fastest way to get out of here?	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4789	You're the bomb, baby"	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
4790	I said my other car was a car. Meet you at the bar.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4791	Is that a jeroboam or nebuchadnezzar?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4792	You understand 'hey, this would let us leave this party with a bang' was a joke, right?	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4793	Who says accountants are boring?	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4794	WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE BACK	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
4795	Don't worry, I took calculus in high school.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4796	Do you ever get the feeling you're living in a Shirley Jackson short story?	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	9	1
4797	Can I get you a highball?	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4798	It's so much better than the game where you fall backward and trust me to catch you.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4799	Personally, I find Pachelbel's canon to be superior, although it does lack a certain explosiveness.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
4800	I HATE spell check, I specifically ordered a girl to pop out of a CAKE not a CANNON, but now that you're here what the hell, let's light this candle!	1.1412	0.05063	85	77	4	4
4801	Are you sure you don't want my number?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4802	Will you be much longer?	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
4803	It's cheaper than an Uber.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
4804	It’s been swell meeting ya …	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4805	Do you get out much?	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4806	I'm a talent scout . . . yeah . . . in fact I'm the head scout . . . for the Ringling Circus . . . yeah, that's it. . . .	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4807	Trying to call me noisy. Hump!	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4808	When you asked me for a light, this wasm't what I had in mind.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4809	Your mother and your fodder seem so happy together."	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
4810	I understand the trajectory of our relationship ever so much better, Evelyn. Au revoir, my sweet!	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4811	Sorry you have to leave before the party really gets going.	1.1410	0.05390	78	71	3	4
4812	Honey, it's just to get their attention.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4813	Fire in the hole! For the plant, at least.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4814	Well, that's one way to avoid 'the surge' pricing.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4815	Be sure to hang a left at the Chrysler Building!	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
4816	Yes, it is rent controlled.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4817	I don't believe this shot was included in your profile.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
4818	Mansplaining	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4819	No, your outfit doesn't make you look fat.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
4820	This certainly is a blasting send-off for Gloria. Let’s all have a toast.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
4821	Oh yes it is an installation art work expressing the can ons and the can nots of modern society and its metaphoric trajectory.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4822	This is one way to get his attention, but you might try re-releasing a 10 minute version of a scathing breakup song about him instead.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
4823	I am guessing you are serious supporter of the Second Amendment.	1.1408	0.05778	71	65	2	4
4824	And you thought you had seen it all by now	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
4825	I’ve heard good things about the caliber of your work - you’ll go far.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4826	I wish you’d reconsider and stick around, the mini quiches are about to come out.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
4827	Glad you could pop in.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
4828	So how do you like working from home?	1.1406	0.05395	64	57	5	2
4829	Yes, pirate makes more sense. I thought you said IRISH exit	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
4830	The Peloton doesn't come until tomorrow.	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
4831	I KNOW this party is so much fun so why would you want me to light the fuse and let you escape?	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
4832	It’s only until the plumber arrives!	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
4833	As I said—-this gig will give you a good shot at the top rung.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4834	It's the ultimate in performance art.	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
4835	Cannon fodder? How adorably chic!	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4836	I guess that you aim to break the glass ceiling!	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
4837	Mind If I Join You In There For Some Explosive Action?	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4838	…do you think she knows it’s about t— guess she does know	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
4839	Honey, having appetizers served on you, it’s normal for people to scoop up the crumbs…	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4840	From intern to NRA candidate for Congress--wild ride, huh?	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4841	Yeah it's fine when you get used to it	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
4842	Oh, I was just social distancing.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4843	No, the costume contest was last week.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4844	Happy Anniversary!	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4845	Yes, I am an Aquarius. How did you know?	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4846	I didn't know Steven King had dabbled in conceptual art.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4847	You’ll let me know how it goes.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4848	You were right, honey. This is a way bigger hit than the lasagna!	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4849	Couldn't you wait till this is over?	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
4850	No one's noticed me because I'm obviously a figment of your imagination	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4851	Sure glad that could make it. When do you launch?	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4852	I am shy at these events until I get to know you.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4853	I want to grab their attention.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
4854	I’m more comfortable standing in front of you than anyone here.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
4855	Must you leave with such velocity, you just got here!	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4856	What was your major in collage?	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4857	I will really admire your finished, ah, piece for as long as it, um, stays.	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
4858	I agree this party is a dud.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4859	We don’t have a net, but you’re going to splatter against the wall anyway.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4860	I don't like these people	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4861	This party is going gangbusters	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
4862	I just have to say, you're the bomb.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4863	We can't have this. If Bob's back goes out again, he's going to have to go with it.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4864	There is a changing room down the hallway, you know.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4865	You know, you could just call Uber.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4866	I can close that window if you really don’t feel like shooting the breeze.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4867	Most waitresses just serve appetizers.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4868	I agree that it’s great that woman are in the canon, but are you sure this is what you had in mind?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4869	I'm certain you'll you'll make a huge impression on my folks.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
4870	Entertaining guests have truly become a carnival act, huh?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
4871	They call it a French exit.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4872	Just hold your breath and close your eyes.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
4873	You know, I've never been to one of these launch parties either.	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
4874	When the party gets boring I want to make a quick exit.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
4875	Tested? Oh, were we supposed to do that, too?	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
4876	Should I take my shoes off?	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4877	I guess I had a different idea in mind when you said it was a 'aunch party	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4878	How About some good Vibrations ?	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4879	Its been nice talking to you but it seems you have a short fuse!	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4880	My ex was into performance art as well!	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4881	I've always thought of myself as something of a ladies man. Some might even say I have an irresistible charm, which can be hard to come by when your as devilishly handsome and well-positioned as someone like me ...	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4882	Bon voyage you...	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4883	Remember when cigarette lighters came in really appealing shapes?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4884	Just got a text from Artie; the net's in position.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4885	You’re the bang on prettiest part of this exhibition	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4886	I didn't know the circus was in town.	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
4887	I'd like to take our relationship to a more serious level and I guess you're also willing to take shot at it.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4888	I was hoping to catch you before you blasted off to your next thing…	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
4889	You misunderstood—I told you that it would be a great party—be sure to bring your Canon” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,O	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
4890	I’d be glad to drive you there if you’re not in such a rush…..	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
4891	Does this cannon make me look fat?	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4892	So,instead of going on the a wall your art goes thru the wall.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
4893	Father views his daughter's coming of age. Oh how she has grown up and is propelling into the world! Except, nobody else seems to care.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
4894	Before you blast off out of here	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4895	Are you sure you don’t want me to just call you an Uber?	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4896	Yes, I've aimed you at the bodega. Are you sure you just wouldn't rather walk?	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
4897	So this is what they meant when they said the party was gonna be revolutionary... -David Melton	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4898	You’ve made your point, you won’t be coming home with me. I know you like to be melodramatic, but I would have gotten you an Uber.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4899	You say you’re trying to get fired?	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4900	I find it’s palatable if you give it a few minutes to breathe.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
4901	What an excellent way to spite your father during his work party, especially at the pinnacle of his military career.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
4902	It's a lot less aggressive since I bought the potplant.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4903	I’ve heard you can use it to make deliveries for Amazon.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4904	Missiles are third door on your left.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4905	Let this be a lesson to you,Ms Jones.Cannon Law IS a thing and Spelling DOES mater.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
4906	Ever since you donated that canon to the museum, you’ve been acting like a big shot.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4907	Good to see you having a blast at this party.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
4908	Wow, your career has really taken off since I lit that fire under you.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4909	The upside for you is that my wife wanted a piñata.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4910	Excuse me while I shoot out for more ice.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
4911	So interesting! I for one love a good shot out of a cannon. Can I call you?	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4912	About this photo for your book launch -- there's always one prankster in every party.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4913	That’s one way to beat traffic.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
4914	How much time have you got?	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4915	You see this cannon is canon from Canaan	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
4916	So, just let me know when you're ready to leave.	1.1370	0.05276	73	66	4	3
4917	I was told we were here to discuss the author's canon, but, hey, this works for me.	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
4918	It beats taking an Uber	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
4919	It's larger than I thought it was !	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
4920	I wish there was room in there for me. I love people who are going somewhere.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4921	Impressive. I thought you were going to solo on the Pachelbel canon.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4922	Too early for a suicide bomber joke?	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
4923	Everyone loves an old school blast.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4924	Rules are rules at my parties. Either you get the shot or you get the shot.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
4925	This boom will the clear the room for our next speaker.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4926	Can we make up later on?	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4927	Is honesty really the best policy here?	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
4928	Dad, I realize this is your centerpiece, but I have to go to the bathroom	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
4929	The guys suggested a nude stepping out of a cake, but I put my foot down.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4930	I know you said that you had another party you were rushing off to, but could I get your phone number? Maybe we could just chill and watch Netflix sometime?	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
4931	And I thought your husband was the loose cannon!	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4932	After your first test firing mission, can I interview you for our Neighborhood Newsletter?	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4933	I told you to can it Lisa.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4934	We found a loophole for it in our lease!	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
4935	don't worry, you'l have a blast	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4936	I’m sure you’ll have an impact!	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4937	Guests are saying you're the conversation piece with the mostess!	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
4938	Just how far is your house?	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
4939	Gender Reveal?	1.1358	0.05198	81	74	3	4
4940	So you don’t really have an excuse for leaving early.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4941	Are you gigging or is this your full-time employment?	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
4942	So glad to meet you!	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
4943	Well, this is certainly canon.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
4944	Enjoy your flight - you will be fired with enthusiasm	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4945	Thank god you're not driving back home	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4946	Funny you should ask, because I happen to come from the school of thought that holds that, yes, as a matter of fact, there can be such a thing as too much Galliano in a Harvey Wallbanger.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4947	Are you ready for your coming out party?	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4948	You don't need to try so hard to get the attention of the Cartoon Caption judges.	1.1358	0.04892	81	73	5	3
4949	Performance Art is booming this season.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
4950	You might as well be that potted plant, my dear. This is not a successful attention grabber.	1.1354	0.04593	96	87	5	4
4951	I really don't understand what Jake did to her. I -- wait where are you going?	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4952	Beautiful women mostly use me for cannon fodder."	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
4953	Yonda lies the castle of my fodder.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4954	I admire a woman with your bravado. It takes real guts to replace your furniture with a cannon!	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4955	Sirry, the party has voted and you are the next to be fired.	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4956	Kin of an overboard way of getting attention, don’t you think?	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4957	So do you come here often	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
4958	I wish you could stay longer.	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4959	And that’s when I said to him, “Human Cannonball?!”	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4960	Canon your fun	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
4961	This is my moment to tell the old joke, ‘Hark I Hear the Roar.’	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
4962	Don't worry. My home owner's insurance will cover it.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4963	I overheard that you work for the circus, yes?	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4964	Brilliant way to avoid congestion pricing.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4965	Now will you give me a divorce?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4966	I thought you said, "Canon."	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4967	Is this because I vetoed Pachelbel's Canon for the wedding ceremony?	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4968	And you say that you come to these things often?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4969	So what happens when I reach zero?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4970	Thanks for coming and giving your first indoor holiday party a try. As I promised, you can go as soon as your feel uncomfortable.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4971	So it's gonna be the old shot out of a cannon exit routine?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4972	I get a bang out of you.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4973	A zany MRI!	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4974	I know it's hard for you to believe and old, white English professor, but I must warn you, the canon is not dead.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4975	We are all hoping you'll get off to a great start.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4976	'Really! It's gonna be a blast!'	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4977	Heads Up	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
4978	I say! Don't leave the party early. We just got aquaited..	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
4979	When the party gets boring can I quickly leave with you?	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4980	I’ve always admired your work, but only from afar.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
4981	I think your launch window and launch angle look good but the trains or a ride-share might also get you to the theatre on time.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
4982	Are you wearing your steel toes?	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
4983	Congratulations on getting the lead in the remake of the puffed rice commercial.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
4984	You certainly bring a flair to ghosting out of a party.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4985	Are you certain that this is what an Irish Exit is?	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
4986	As long as it's only virtually non virtual . . .I mean, how Meta can can you get . . .	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
4987	My kid could never do that.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4988	14 whiskeys?! I had heard you were a bit of a loose cannon...	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
4989	I don't think it's like the one at the circuits, dear.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4990	I see you want to be the first woman on the moon, then good luck to you."	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4991	I am just going to pop out for a second.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
4992	Your co-workers assured me there’s a net over there.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4993	Why do circuses rarely have human cannonballs anymore? It's hard to find men of that caliber.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
4994	Where is your parachute	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4995	I think you'll like Uber Cannon.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4996	Thank you, Boomer...	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
4997	I was once cannon fodder in a hostile takeover.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
4998	Just a little closer…	1.1340	0.04305	97	87	7	3
4999	Let me know when you want to leave!	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
5000	Getting fired is the best thing that's ever happened to me.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5001	I hear the critics loaded it with rotten tomatoes.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
5002	Dr. Therman, you are taking our History Department meetings to a whole new level.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5003	I stooped the cannon and the plant.	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
5004	Ready or not, here you come!	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5005	I know you're doing this as a fundraiser for our candidate, but can't they put the cannon outside first	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5006	As I was saying, in art be prepared for anything	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
5007	We just need a little bit more wine, thanks honey.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5008	Now THAT'S a conversation starter	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5009	Do you want med to call a taxi?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5010	Has my Ex left yet?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5011	Oh, there you are darling. Have you changed your panties yet?	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
5012	Hope your trip is a blast, hun !	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
5013	Has JAK really never seen a canon or a wheel?	1.1333	0.04793	90	82	4	4
5014	My therapist told me to be open to love entering my life in different ways”	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
5015	Well, thanks for coming and good luck against those headwinds tonight.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5016	I see you're no longer worried about Covid"!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5017	You are leaving the party so soon?	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
5018	Putting too much Vermouth in a Martini has its consequences!	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5019	Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I'm really attracted to women with a short fuse.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5020	Feel like a high ball?	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
5021	Oh, me? I'm usually just cannon fodder.	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
5022	anything in particular that I can tell the others ? like what you were sore about ? l d soderlind minneapolis, mn	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
5023	Of course not. Why would I have a problem with it?”	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
5024	Sorry! I tried Uber and Lyft, and frankly this is the only other option.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5025	Technically, it's cheaper than a divorce lawyer.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5026	Neat elevator! Room for me?	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5027	You seem to have a dynamic personality.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5028	Paul said you were a loose cannon, not a loaded cannon!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5029	I think we should take things in this relationship more slowly	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5030	Yes, you are able to turn right or left if you use your arms.	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
5031	Now we'll see who has the better garage!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5032	Have you ever done coach class space travel before?	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5033	These gender reveal parties are really getting a bit out of control!	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
5034	Sorry you have to leave early. I'll see if I can find you tomorrow.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5035	I get it, I enjoy a good lion tame myself	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5036	Does he not like the view out the south facing wall?	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5037	This is the quickest way to get you to your lover across town ,the others will not miss you.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5038	I now this might sound creepy, but I have a thing for human cannon balls.”	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5039	Trump voter? Is there room in there for two?	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5040	Looks like you are gunning to talk	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5041	“So you thought this would be less stressful than teaching?”	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5042	OK Honey, I will wear the sombrero tonight !	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5043	Well, I guess I'm pretty busy too, but I just thought that maybe sometime we could...	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5044	Maybe we should go. You're about to make a real spectacle out of yourself.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5045	Ta Ta for Now	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5046	I should have warned you the punch is really strong.	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
5047	Jean reached her mansplaining tolerance limit.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5048	I’m sorry. You didn’t fit in	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5049	Your mother is waiting for you on the battlefield.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5050	Sorry but I told you I wasn't caught up on season three.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5051	Oh, just 15 more seconds? That reminds me of the time my cousin on my mother's side decided to visit her sister; they had a marvelous home downtown; of course they overpaid for it, but her husband was a real stickler for, ... Oh!	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5052	I call this–the old cannonball and chain.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5053	I’m glad you like it when I bring out my big guns.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5054	This speed dating is faster than I thought.”	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
5055	It's a water cannon.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5056	Banksy’s got nothing on this.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5057	Can you get me a hoagie?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5058	What's a nice girl like you doing here?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5059	Well, you keep telling me to shoot for the stars.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
5060	When you get to the Campbell’s have them bring back a bottle of ? wine	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5061	Re-entry troubles	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5062	If you have to fly, I think it's time to reconsider getting that vaccine.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5063	I knew Gen Z would change the definition of fast fashion!	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5064	I'm so jealous. I've never had the knack for making grand exits.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5065	You’re quite attractive, it’s just not what I expected when I requested Pachelbel’s Canon	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5066	I see you're giving new meaning to "blow it out your arse!"	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5067	It was great to meet you. You certainly came prepared. Most people who expect to leave early just quietly side step their way out.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
5068	Yep we are ready for new year party...	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
5069	Boring? Looks like you’re having a blast!	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
5070	I think all four walls could use your services.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5071	The points are all in the landing.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5072	I could have just asked you to move out, but this will more accurately reflect my true feelings.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5073	Getting lit at a party is more art than science, Sharon.	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5074	They say it beats being squeezed out of a tube and it certainly beats being here.	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5075	More of an Irish exiter myself.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5076	It’s so rare to find a woman of your caliber.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
5077	Why do I get the impression you can’t wait to get away from me?	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5078	It’s easier than giving them maternity leave	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5079	I'm sure you'll make a big impression.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5080	Would you prefer red or white?	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5081	I expect you’re more well traveled than I am.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5082	Here's hoping that your latest art installation is a blast my dear!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5083	You could say that I’m in the canon, too.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5084	As our eyes met, I can't help but feel like I was hit by a cannon ball.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5085	Before we've had a hunger artist and panther.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5086	Fast Irish exit?	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
5087	Any good booms lately?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5088	Look at us, both getting launched on port.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5089	Luckily they have glass ceilings here !	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5090	Wow...WhO lives next Door?!? " J K Fuller. Genoa, N	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5091	Relax, it's just for fun. Oh, but don't look behind you.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5092	Happy landing.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5093	This metaverse is so exciting.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5094	I’ve never met someone with such a booming personality!	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5095	This 'canon' you want me to save you from is actually called a carronade, and was known to strike fear in the hearts of Britain's naval enemies in the 18th century.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5096	At least I made the effort. What did you come as, a middle aged accountant?"	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5097	This is kind of far out even for Tinder.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5098	I heard Trump is running again—Canada, here I come!	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5099	Blow yourself out of a cannon?" I always thought it was said, "Blow it out your ass.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5100	I just know if I take a knife and slice it through the barrel I'll find a massive chocolate Genoise.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5101	Is it that you admire the previous women astronauts so much?	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5102	Let me praise you in advance for to bang-up job we know you will do,	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5103	He said meeting you woould be a blast	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
5104	Well, Marcia, you did promise to come out with a bang.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5105	While you're out, could you pick up some snacks?	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5106	You’re a Zoom bomber, aren’t you?	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5107	Now you are someone who really know how to have a blast at a party.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5108	1 So, how much time do we have? 2 So, what brings you here? 3 What do you do for a living? 4 Is it hot in here, or is it just me?	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5109	The therapist said to give socializing my best shot.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
5110	Don’t forget to salute when you fly over the Pentagon.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
5111	Nobody seems to be impressed by my idea how to protect nature	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5112	Interesting, you say you got your start popping out of cakes.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5113	And tonight's entertainment is...	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5114	When you said you had to leave, I thought you were taking a Lyft car.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5115	Back to the island for you, Ghislaine."	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5116	So, this is why you had beans for breakfast.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5117	Send in the clowns"	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5118	Is your next art show across the street?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5119	Sometimes a geographic cure really works.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5120	Did anyone else come in a cannon?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5121	If you see my Aunt Alice, please give her my love.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5122	Are you sure you wouldn't rather I drive you home?	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5123	Throwing you under the bus would be so passe!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5124	That’s quite a party trick.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5125	Just because I said your dress looked a little tight doesn't mean you need to react so aggressively.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5126	I’m sorry you have to take off so early.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5127	Going with a bang is not enough anymore	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5128	I'm tired of wine too. Want to do shots?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5129	We have to stop meeting like this.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5130	Oh, this is just a mini-model. You should have seen the one I used when I was in the circus!	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
5131	Your father tells me you're an artillery major at West Point?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5132	I see you signed up for another semester at Clown College.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5133	No one has ever hid from me in a cannon before. I must have made an impression!	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5134	Let's crash the party with your invisible helmet!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5135	Hey, sweetie! Long time no see! I missed you and now you're here coming out of nowhere!!" Olivia Xu, New York City, N	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5136	I never would have dreamed you auditioned for The Big Bang Theory.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5137	I'm really excited. I've heard so much about gender reveal parties.	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
5138	This is not what I meant to get it approved	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
5139	and if I've calculated correctly you'll land directly into the marital bed, saving us a helluva lot of money on the hotel bill	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5140	Well, didn’t ya complain about being put up on a pedestal?	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5141	Actually, that’s how I was planning to get here but at the last minute I decided to drive instead.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5142	Would you like to watch me shotgun this cabernet?	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5143	Who are you wearing? Or is it vintage?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5144	Oh! We use it to take the cannonball to the Hamptons on Fridays.	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5145	I knew if I told you you might hit the roof.	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5146	You'd love my brother he's a blast.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5147	Uptown or downtown.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
5148	Mary Ann, when you get loaded, your sure don't mess around!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
5149	Just because you're a sportswoman doesn't mean you can do it inside.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
5150	To another 25!" "I won't be alive that long." "Joe!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5151	So, where do you stand on the Second Amendment?	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
5152	Flyyyyy me to the moon, and let me playyyyy among the stars. . . .	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5153	We haven't heard any of that 3AM hip-hop since it was delivered.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5154	Yes, you can find me on social media. Just search "human cannonball."	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
5155	My god, what you do for art!	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
5156	I know I have had a lot to drink,but are they really going to shoot you out of this cannon	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5157	I think you're balding...	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
5158	It's been great chatting - I hope you land on your feet!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5159	Wouldn't be easier to call Uber?	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5160	Ready for a shell shock?	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5161	I sense you're a woman ready to break down barriers.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5162	Wait! Can I at least get your number?	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5163	Don’t go anywhere - I’m going to grab another drink.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5164	There's skinny dipping, streaking, and topless hiking. But, I must say I've never hear of canon shedding. Must be a blast.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5165	You know,I had been thinking we would eat the cake before the gender reveal,but now I see you had another idea in mind.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
5166	Is this your alternative to flying these days?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5167	I hear you. Uber sucks this time of night.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5168	So I says to my proctologist, I says…FIRE IN THE HOLE!	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
5169	I pictured something different when the invite said,"experience the new air travel"	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5170	I swear we're perfect for each other! Dad always said I was a real 'Son of a gun'	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
5171	This party is going to be a blast!	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
5172	How did a woman like you end up in a place like this?	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
5173	So, what’s your expertise?	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
5174	Isn't this party a blast?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
5175	It's too bad you have to rush off. Can I have your number?	1.1268	0.05281	71	65	3	3
5176	Looks like you get a big bang out of parties.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
5177	A canonized cake - awesome!	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
5178	Do you prefer a cannonball espresso?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
5179	If you land in the artisanal bed, bring me back some fresh kale, will you?	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5180	I didn't realize you were so into Bach's Canon in D.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5181	It's easy to fire someone after a couple of drinks.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5182	I’m actually in fancy dress as well!	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5183	No, I don’t mind the questions, fire away!	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5184	Pachelbel's Cannon.	1.1266	0.04890	79	72	4	3
5185	I’ve so enjoyed talking with you, but I like to take things a little slow. Coffee next week?	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5186	I see we are getting more bang for our buck this year at the company Christmas party.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
5187	Is this really than marrying me?	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
5188	Uber has really stepped their game up!	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5189	You’re always the life of the party.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5190	It looks like it's about to start!	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
5191	Can you believe it? I'm also lit."	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5192	Yeah, I’m outta here too.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
5193	Way to make a great entrance!	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
5194	?Hello Mudder, hello fodder, here I am at, Camp Heeshotter?	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
5195	Not the best icebreaker, I know, but you’re going to die.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
5196	Just bought this art work, I’ll see you tonight for some cheesecake.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
5197	I had something else in mind when I said your night with me would be explosive.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
5198	I'm an introvert too.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
5199	Once you reach psychiatrist office,can I go home?	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
5200	This is not going to end well.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
5201	Whats-smatter, they’ll see you all over town!	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
5202	I’m more of an Irish exit guy.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
5203	Your water broke? This could be a breech birth.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
5204	Everyone here wants to know the best way to submit prayers after you’ve been canonized.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
5205	Janet's last girlfriend couldn't take a hint either	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
5206	It’s the Alice Kramden upgrade.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
5207	It’s a hell of a birtday cake.	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
5208	Remember, not until I'm down on one knee in front of her!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
5209	Glad you took the ivermectin first.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
5210	Remember, you're from the cannon and you're here to help.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
5211	When you get to 59th, take a left. It's the only way you can beat the traffic this time of day.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
5212	Okay I’ll shoot you out of this canon; but how do I leave these boring party?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
5213	I never knew you were such a blast at parties.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
5214	Aren't you taking "social distancing" too seriously?	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
5215	Hi-nice-to-meet-you-how-do-you-know-the-host-the-food-is-good-how-about-this-weather…	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
5216	Will this be on TikTok?	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
5217	I propose a toast, Mudder.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5218	I will meet you at Trump Tower; if they're still calling it that by then.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
5219	The urge that comes over me when when I have to engage in small talk.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
5220	Realistically,it's the easiest way to get into Canada.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5221	I took the wine. I didn't know they were giving shots.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
5222	Well, that's not a canonical ice-breaker	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
5223	You could be a bit more enthusiastic Daphne: I thought we agreed our motto would be CAN-non, not can't-on.	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
5224	When your first stage separates, will it land back here?	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
5225	When you get there, find a vineyard.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
5226	I'm sorry. I thought that this was a "Canon in G Major".	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5227	That’s a way to express your exploding temperament.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
5228	Physics expert? I thought you said psychic...	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5229	I'm a percussionist with the Chicago Symphony but we are a bit more conservative in our arrangements of the 1812. Will you be able to repeat the performance?	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
5230	You're being a bit over dramatic. I just asked, "What do you do for a living?"	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
5231	You look explosively nice.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5232	You've got quite the social battery.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5233	My horoscope said today will bring an explosive experience.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
5234	When you said we would be firing up the old canon I thought you meant we would be reading from the classics!	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
5235	Is this how the 2nd Amendment works?	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
5236	I hear your career is really exploding.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
5237	Big send-off, and you land in a big, squishy pile of debt!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5238	Would you believe this is my first time in an antique artillery museum?	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
5239	That’s a coincidence, I’m a big shot in a small calibre outfit too	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
5240	You should just make it to the next Home open house , remember go high.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
5241	At my age, I prefer wine to shots."	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
5242	Are you sure you have to rush off?	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5243	I think it will be safer if we just use a different kind of Lyft back to my place.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
5244	Somehow, I was envisioning a cake.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5245	I made up a haiku about a lady in a cannon – would you like to hear it?	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
5246	Do you want a shot?	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
5247	Would you like a cannon ball cocktail?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5248	The official end of the Zoom Dynasty.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5249	Uber, Lyft, and now there's Cannon.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5250	See if you can find a nice Cabernet you're out."	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5251	Before you go, I was hoping to get your caliber.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5252	The party just started. Are you sure you want to leave?	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5253	I’d be happy to do the countdown, if you put me in the NFT.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5254	Should you return, I'd like to ask for your hand in marriage.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5255	Hi Linda ...wow now that's a blast from the past!	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5256	I get it. There's not enough wine in the world.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5257	Busy week?	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5258	It’s cheaper than Uber.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5259	Modern toilets are not as comfortable but I am not missing the party.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5260	As n you casee, there's a real sink-or-swim culture	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5261	Parting is such sweet sorrow.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5262	Where to? What next	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5263	So, 'shoot the wad' is not just an idle expression?	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5264	I hate to be inappropriately dressed!	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5265	Good luck on your downward journey!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5266	He got her number quick as he saw the predicament after the sparks flew.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5267	Hey, can you pick up some ice while you're out?	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5268	My "big baby" the newest of my security.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5269	Actually, this is my first gender reveal party.	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
5270	Can I get your number before you have to go?	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
5271	well, well, well: are you planning an international flight?	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
5272	Don’t you worry! Iron doesn’t shred.	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
5273	I've always said that art has to break out of the walls of the museum.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5274	Are you under the same rules as drones?	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
5275	You say we'd have more time to get acquainted if I Re-fuse your advances?	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
5276	Relax, this party is a real dud.	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
5277	You're leaving the party early??	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
5278	I see your ready to explode with art debut!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5279	Witty and attractive! Can hardly believe I’ve had you all to myself this evening!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5280	Whith what sort of gin do you best mix?	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5281	Thank you for inviting me to your suicide.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5282	Now we will add you to our Outer Space Girls exhibit!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5283	I told you I would do anything for you	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
5284	Looks as you have made up your mind my dear. So Bon Voyage. Till we meet again!	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5285	In our possibly brief remaining time together my dear, you might find it beneficial if we were to review you're concept of canonization.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
5286	The women's bathroom is down the hall, not down the barrel.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5287	Give my regards to Hunter Thompson!	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
5288	I’m headed out too, mind if I share this kaboom?	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
5289	Oh, hi. Blonde Bombshell, I'm Bob.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
5290	It should e okay this time. I corrected for windage."	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
5291	I hope the host is not on a short fuse.	1.1220	0.04717	82	75	4	3
5292	Ah, the old pirate goodbye. Smart.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5293	Room for two?	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5294	I'm ready to blow on out of here whenever you are.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5295	I was told you have an explosive personality.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
5296	Again, no Olivia! This is not what I meant by always recurring to the Western canon	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5297	This museum is the bomb	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5298	You’re gonna look great on the wall.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
5299	I figured someone of your caliber would blast out of this party early.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
5300	I remember Lead shot….!!!	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5301	Have a nice trip	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5302	Why yes, I am interested in being my own boss.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5303	Talking with you makes me feel so energetic, so pumped, so charged, so—what’s the expression?	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5304	It works in theory, but in reality it's stuffed with introverts	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
5305	In my day, the most wild things got was a lampshade on someone’s head.	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
5306	What do you say we blast outta here	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
5307	I didn't mean it literally when I said you looked dynamite.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
5308	Agnes, I wasn't expecting to see you here!	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
5309	Did you know, that the saying: "Son of a gun" refers to a man conceived between two cannons on board a ship? So what does that make you	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
5310	So my place or yours?	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
5311	"Are you the Entertainment?"	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5312	Listen, all relationships have their ups and downs.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
5313	This is quite a step up from my usual cake.	1.1205	0.04662	83	76	4	3
5314	Is your name Helen?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5315	I said I love the art, Hillary.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5316	Do you like the entertainment?	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
5317	A nuclear warhead would bring more attention your way.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
5318	She understands the cannon of 19th Century art.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5319	Your invitation to come over for Boom Boom wasn't quite specific enough.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5320	If you love someone, shoot them out of a cannon to Hoboken	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5321	If you think this parties a blast, you should come back during the holidays!	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
5322	Unnecessary! Your new book will be a bombshell without your acting out!	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5323	So what's your favorite Amendment?	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
5324	You are so lucky ,you will get a blast out of this!	1.1200	0.04090	100	91	6	3
5325	Did your business school tell you this is a way to get ahead ?	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
5326	Didn’t you say you wanted this event to be explosive?	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
5327	Call when you get there!	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
5328	How about shooting over to my place later? Joe Battaglia Fallbrook CA	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
5329	I remember when you were a trapeze artist. So it's come to this -- quite a long shot, isn't it	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
5330	I think you misunderstood. It's actually called "knowing how to make an entrance."	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
5331	You’ll beat Pachelbel by a country mike!	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
5332	We never have a problem with people loitering too long after the party ends.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
5333	What won’t you do to avoid small talk?!	1.1196	0.04328	92	84	5	3
5334	Maybe you should try a bullet train first.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
5335	The Committee was able to up the proportion of Aspirin to propellant. And remember, it's a far better thing you do for 'The Party.'	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
5336	remember when every good party had an out-of-work actor as its sushi buffet? imagine growing up “artistic” in some shit suburb, chasing your dreams to New York, and ending up with some cokehead banker scarfing unagi off your dick. America’s so tight.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
5337	I know a quicker way crosstown if you would like to join me for dinner…	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
5338	We're still conducting our market research trials on "Which Came First". We'll get back to you as soon as we've developed the definitive data.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
5339	If you’ve got a short fuse, just take a deep breath and count down from ten.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
5340	I promised you that you'd have a blast at this party.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5341	I thought you signed up for SpaceX.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
5342	I told my mother you were a powerhouse.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5343	BAM BAM?	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5344	Hello, I heard you were a real firecracker!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5345	You kinda remind me of that Boom Chicka Boom song when I was a kid.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5346	Can I get you a lite?	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5347	I see you are into canons....	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
5348	Fascinating, Norm, but just what war WAS that?	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5349	Small talk is, absolutely, overrated.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
5350	Is this a one-off bit of performance art?	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5351	At least you didn't get into baking	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5352	I suppose next time I'll be seeing you will be on Tinder	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
5353	Hey, I have commitment issues too!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5354	Interesting. I always thought it was about great books.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5355	I see you're ironclad. Are you armed with an air purifier, too?	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
5356	For me just one glass of wine will get me off.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5357	Helen, it's so nice to see you again....still doing tricks I can see.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5358	I cannon believe that happened to you.	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
5359	I'm no authority on the literary canon, but I can point you in the right direction.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5360	Interesting! You love your job here but you have this reoccurring dream about being fired?	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
5361	Keep a lookout for anyone attending Jay's party.	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
5362	What great idea for launching your career!	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
5363	So I'm on track for senior management in the next quarter or so. Anyway, do you like films? Nolan is the best. I could watch "Memento" over and over. It's really underrated.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
5364	We are obviously in Texas! Free ‘carry’ or cannon carriage!	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
5365	Ta ra ra boom dee ay?	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
5366	I'm the nerdy creepy guy that hangs around parties and talks to Canon Girls.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5367	Understood. When you return, remind me to explain the origins of quote unquote "gender empowerment."	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
5368	Yes,you can drive me home.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5369	This party is so boring. Are you sure I can't go with you?	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5370	You carry yourself with such gravity.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5371	May I get you a Harvey Wallbanger?	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5372	Do you really hate this party so much?	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5373	Cheer up...I've aimed you directly at that guy you've been flirting with all evening.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5374	We’re still over, you’re just not a boomer.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5375	Great launch party! Bombs away!	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5376	I’ve heard of an Irish Goodbye, but I’ve never heard of a Circus Goodbye.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5377	Irish Circus Exit	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
5378	I just really want my parents to like you.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5379	I don’t think that’s what they had in mind when they said “love thine enemy”	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
5380	Man: Oh God, 30 seconds and I can fart unnoticed.	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
5381	Leers and cheers	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
5382	So, you and your friend you came with, you don’t have a special send signal to each other to get out of bad party conversations?	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
5383	Sorry to say it doesn't actually work. You'll get there faster in an Uber	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5384	Have you taken into account the Chekhov's gun principle?	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
5385	I could shoot you out of the cannon or you can come home with me?	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5386	Not sure if this is quite the best inconspicuous exit	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
5387	I was hoping we could talk before the launch.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5388	That plant takes care of our carbon neutral program	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
5389	Babe, that’s not what I meant when so said ‘the sky’s the limit’!	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5390	I, myself, prefer a grand entrance.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5391	I was about to leave too, may I join you?	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
5392	It was just a joke, don’t go ballistic!	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
5393	You're taking it the wrong way. When I called you "loose," I only meant you're willing to have sex.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
5394	I think I'm about to get shot through the heart. You're to blame.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
5395	Their parties always have a big bang!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
5396	Just can't resist a woman with such an adventurous spirit.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
5397	Are you going out with a bang?	1.1163	0.03850	86	76	8	1
5398	To hell with practice, this is definitely the fastest way to Carnegie Hall.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
5399	You will be a blast at the party!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
5400	You’ll be the life of the party!	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
5401	I didn't think my proposal would drive you to this.	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
5402	This party is lit!	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
5403	But, honey, you can still join weight watchers?	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
5404	May I get you a rum cannonball?	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
5405	What's your take on projectile drinking?	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5406	That's some defence mechanism.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5407	Lisa, your my date, aren't you? I've been having such bad luck that I tried Match-Us. It looks like that online service is a real winner!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5408	Back in the day I was as young, scrappy, and hungry as the next guy ...	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
5409	Make sure I'm here to say goodbye when you're ready to leave.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
5410	Didn't they show you the trick to opening the door?	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5411	O.k., Millenial! But OUR rock stars knew how to make an entrance, ON the stage. And, it was from THERE, that they laumched themselves into the crowds. And, we CAUGHT them.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5412	So "Boom" is the new Zoom?	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
5413	You did say you didn't want to stay long	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
5414	YOU ALWAYS DEPART WITH A BANG!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5415	Would you like a drink on your way?	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
5416	So you don't like small talk, but prefer instead to be just blown up.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5417	Shooting off so soon?	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
5418	Lowest common denominator pun here, to appeal to 60-somethings who've lost the capacity for deeper humor.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5419	I meant Marriage Canon Law	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
5420	Before you blast out of here, do you want to tell me where you're from..?	1.1146	0.04154	96	88	5	3
5421	I must tell you, if you do this, people will talk that your wheels were out of whack.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
5422	So when did you retire from the circus?	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
5423	Hopefully your career trajectory includes rotating this towards the window.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5424	It's still safer than the subway.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5425	I just love these historic buildings	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
5426	I've always wanted to meet cute	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5427	I thought your husband was the loose cannon?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
5428	Please say you'll marry me and then I would like to canonize our relationship in the annals of romantic love.	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
5429	Well, he did get the apartment in the settlement but I do hope you land on your feet!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5430	We'll see you in Paris	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5431	I guess I didn’t get the memo from Pope Francis. I thought this was a regularly scheduled canonization committee meeting.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5432	You have entered the American artistic cannon.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
5433	No doubt this appears a quick new makeup remover concept, I can hardly wait to see the results.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5434	It's called The Elephant but we don't talk about it.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
5435	It's what they said they wanted upstairs. A single blow-out for your send-off - and happy landings.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
5436	I'm happy to meet a lady of your caliber"	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
5437	Come back. I admit when the office said your new job would be a bombshell, I didn’t take it seriously.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5438	My Beloved was in the canon briefly, too.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
5439	I don't know dear. Do you really think this is appropriate for the annual company Christmas party?	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
5440	Loved your entrance. But there are other ways to extricate yourself from this party than this!	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
5441	We should start, and end, this party with a bang.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
5442	...then, she got a restraining order - but, I mean, like, why?	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
5443	This is a drag, I’m gonna light it up.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
5444	Sometimes you need to be able to make a swift exit.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5445	My name is Boomer. What's yours?	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5446	You're ready to go too soon too soon.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5447	It’s not only your caliber but you’re range that’s impressive.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5448	This has been a blast, hasn’t it?	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5449	So this is what actors do when you're 'resting'.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
5450	I recognize you, I never forget a cannon.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
5451	You may think she was legend but she really was cannon.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5452	Oh,you'll come out in bits and pieces for sure, I just want to see what you do the wall.	1.1125	0.03975	80	71	7	1
5453	We see it as an upgrade from the birthday cake.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
5454	Do you like to be blown out or pulled out?	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5455	When you asked about the conservative dress code, I thought you meant B-A-R-E arms.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
5456	Did you quite your daytime job?	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5457	Nobody’s got a match.” Colin Leinster NYC	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5458	Must you always blast off like this?	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
5459	In here I only have to worry about cannons with a "c."	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
5460	I'm sorry you have to dash. My mother, who we all called Mimsy, once owned a toy cannon she got at an estate sale in Great Neck...	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
5461	I don't think my joke is that bad!" "Honey, even I had to finish half of my glass..	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
5462	The market is acting like it shot out of a cannon. But you wouldn't know anything about that would you?	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
5463	My mistake, when I emailed the host I must have put an extra "n" in Canon.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
5464	The tarot card reader got sick at the last minute, so they sent me.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
5465	It's an ASMR piece, you can see Canada from here.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
5466	Well, they said they would buy my artwork so I guess this is goodbye darling.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
5467	Wait - Gates said the vaccine doesn't stop the transmission of Covid-19, so the unvaccinated don't have to use the cannonball express.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5468	Two of the skewered shrimp for me.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5469	The signal to launch is when we play Pachelbel's lesser-known 'Cannon in Apartment D'	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5470	Yeah, maybe a cake would have been better, but I got such a deal!	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5471	Relax. This is all part of your introversion therapy.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
5472	The Moment Fernie says YES!	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
5473	This is what happens to party poopers.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5474	Hurry back with those olives dear.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
5475	You're going to make a big splash!	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5476	This is what you meant by holding my feet to the fire?	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5477	No worries, the gun inspector checked and it's loaded with a blank.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
5478	Talk about being the life of the party!	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
5479	I find you extremely attractive and would love to crawl in there with you!?	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5480	At this time anything is better then having an 'elephant' in the room"	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5481	I thought we needed to liven up the party.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5482	Thanks ever so much for attending our little salon! I have been dying to ask you what you mean when you call yourself a 'performance artist'?	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5483	You might want to hold off till the safety net is approved.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
5484	It can't be that bad.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
5485	Mary, my dear, won't you give me another shot?	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
5486	You probably should have waited until you got outside	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5487	Go ahead. But you’re safer with “The ‘Dead White Guy’” canon	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
5488	Can I have your numBOOM...!?	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
5489	How would you like to get the hell out of here?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5490	Is that the primary bath?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5491	Honey I said “no one would be wearing a MASK, not a DRESS”	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5492	This is your last chance to agree to wear clothes!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5493	I told you it was a surprise party.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
5494	"Drinks really bring out your inner human cannonball.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5495	Do you think it will hurt?	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5496	How do you think the disarmament talks are going?	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5497	No, seriously, please stay. Ella was definitely not offended by your "little cap gun" crack.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5498	Your mom and I feel this is as good a way to choose a college as driving to all those campuses.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
5499	My hobby is far more interesting- I collect butterflies	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
5500	'It's true dear: I'm your Fodder'	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5501	I must say that's the strangest elephant I've ever see .	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
5502	So you say there were no more giant cakes?	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
5503	It's going to be a blast getting to know you better.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5504	I'm tired of people just drifting away at the end of a party. I want to end this one with a boom! And an extra exit, too.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5505	I'm sorry -- I don't think this makes you like Jeff Bezos.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
5506	Have a blast Tracy!	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5507	I see you've finally found something to wear to the Armourer's Ball	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
5508	Well Ms ShotGlass! Would you like to tell my wine glass how it feels to be so close to Heaven ?	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
5509	Anything to avoid taking the subway, eh?	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5510	Try before you fly!	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5511	Let me mansplain you how this works	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5512	Here take a sip. I promise you'll get a kick from THIS chamapagne!	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
5513	and I thought I could never light your fire . "	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
5514	Have a great time on your trip.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5515	It’s great to see more women entering the cannon lately.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5516	I don't blame you wanting to get out of here. If you give me your number, I could tell you more about crypto some time.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5517	One perk from not having any hair is that I don't have to worry about Blow Drying it, like you do!	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5518	Is it comfortable in there?	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
5519	They’ll know when it’s time to go home now!”	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
5520	At the writers congress: "Ah..I...erm...always enjoy it when people take the term "canon" literally"	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
5521	Never tried that!	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5522	We needed a few of you to be cannon fodder for the party.	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
5523	This party was a bomb to start with.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
5524	Do you always have to make a grand entrance or exit at these things?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5525	Speed dating- with a bang. “Tell me about yourself- you have 10 seconds.”	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5526	You sure you don't want some Pinot?	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
5527	Technically, she did say either it goes or she does …	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5528	Because the Smiths hired a trained elephant and the Joneses brought in a trapeze artist, but you are going to blow them all away.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5529	Honey, you misunderstood me, I said "Tequila" not "Captain Morgan Cannon Blast" Shooters!	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
5530	Why do you have to get out of here so fast?	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
5531	Ka-boom baby! Hi Judy, are you having a warm and fuzzy experience in my new sculpture piece this evening?	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5532	That's not the approved way to achieve canonization.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
5533	My grandad had a wheelchair just like that back in dubya-dubya two	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
5534	She: It's about time I cannon myself out of this place.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5535	This has nothing to do with the fact that we have no prenup..	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5536	I got lucky and found a parking space for my howitzer."	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5537	I hear it’s between you and the bearded lady. Not to worry—nothing beats a killer entrance.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
5538	Thanks for agreeing to the change since the bakery was closed	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
5539	Yeah, the party's kinda dull. ...Can I leave with you?	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5540	No time to drink mulled wine	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5541	Does it matter who carries who, if you have a license to carry?	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5542	I'm told your name is Ann, now listen to my plan, you'll fly through the air, and land who knows where, I'll catch you if I can.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5543	At the risk of mansplaining, it would be more historically accurate if you put a cannonball inside.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5544	So, spend the night...	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
5545	One can "Bomb Out" but not "Bomb In."	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5546	Sorry Carla but we're diverting our performance arts budget to invest in NFTs	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5547	I told them the Cabernet Sauvignon from Pritchard Hill would knock their socks off!	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5548	You're not giving away your shot. I admire that.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5549	sure, but I've got to believe there are other ways to liven up the party.	1.1068	0.03058	103	92	11	0
5550	It looks very dangerous, because of something hot you've got.	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
5551	You certainly know how to make an entrance.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
5552	Such a bold move, Madam! None of these idiots can see it, or they believe they have seen it all before. Will you allow me to point you in the right direction?	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
5553	No, I didn't know it was maskless, either.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
5554	Would you like a glass of wine before you die?	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
5555	...the circus is starting up again, but THEY use a net!	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
5556	Your First Canon is to judge.	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
5557	We only use it for mixed drinks.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
5558	Do you realize how blast-fo-mous that is?	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
5559	Evel Knievel‘s wife left him in a hurry.	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
5560	Please excuse my politically incorrect and sexist statement but you are clearly a “bombshell”. Would you like a drink?	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
5561	I did not know that after closing down the circus Ringling Brothers had developed a space program.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
5562	Wall or the window?	1.1061	0.04890	66	61	3	2
5563	I opened the window for you. Give my best to your mother.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
5564	I think the story of how we met through Missed Connections on Craigslist is enough for this group.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5565	What is the purpose of this gun . The politicians all r the same . If we go out in crowds or travel we get covid.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5566	With this job market, we just gave up on hiring a bouncer.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5567	Well it looks like you will be leaving the party with a bang.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5568	New Year's Eve is going to be a blast!	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5569	This is terrific. Your online profile said you have an explosive personality!”	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5570	Have a god flight!	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
5571	That guy over there is pitching me crypto. Dibs on that after you."	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
5572	No-one is interested in your party trick.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5573	Hurry, tell the DJ to play, Pop Goes the Weasel!	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5574	You betcha!!	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5575	Thanks for coming. 'Sorry you have to rush off.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5576	I see you're on a short fuse, so quick...remember my phone number!	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5577	I wasn't sure what they meant when they said you were a space shot.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5578	I know you’ll love it balls deep :)	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5579	Brenda, you certainly know how to make a great exit.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5580	Lydia, it would be easier to just say "I'm outta here" than using that old thing.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5581	I offered to leave peacefully	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
5582	I asked for a shot of Fireball...	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
5583	The Jerk Store just called. They're want you back.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5584	Honey, I don't think that's the best way to run off and join the circus.	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
5585	When Fred told me that I would get a bang out of meeting you, I guess he really meant it!	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
5586	......wow, that's a great point, I never quite looked at it that way!	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5587	You're right! You'd make a gorgeous cannonball, honey!	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
5588	I think this will be even better the trebuchet at the last book launch party	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
5589	I guess a shotgun wedding wasn't enough for you.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
5590	Anyone else want to ask me about my divorce?	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5591	If you mention the décor again, I'll go ballistic.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
5592	A trigger warning on the party’s announcement would’ve been appropriate.”	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5593	What calibre are You?	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
5594	Ah, what a novel way to break through the glass ceiling! Am I correct in assuming you're wearing a tri-color parachute of purple, white, and gold?	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
5595	Remember now, sailing is the name of the game. Avoid bashing into anything at all concrete. Most importantly, have fun!	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5596	Are you sure that this is your economic window of opportunity?	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5597	My Dear, this happens to be the latest rage with divorce parties.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5598	Don’t worry, as conscientious party host, and ride-share prices being what they are it’s the next best thing.	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
5599	The is what happens when you bring hard seltzer to the wine tasting	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5600	Hi I'm Toby and I'm an influencer. What was that loud noise just now?	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
5601	So you think you’re a big shot? Well you’re fired	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5602	I'm not sure the "English Hello" will be as popular as the "Irish Goodbye."	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5603	Can't stay, there's more sushi to deliver.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5604	Damn Jane, I knew you were nosy, but is what the neighbors are doing really that important to see?	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
5605	I'm out of here if you ask me one more question about " me too!"	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5606	Some people find crypto a bit dull, so it's nice to meet someone with an open mind...	1.1034	0.04034	58	52	6	0
5607	No, really, this is fascinating. I just need to see myself out.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5608	I prefer the "Irish Goodnight"!	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5609	Well... You’re the one that that this party would be a blast!	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5610	Sorry,gotta blast!	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5611	It’s so refreshing to meet someone willing to talk politics.	1.1031	0.04009	97	90	4	3
5612	Hey I live next door. Can you drop in after you’re fired?	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5613	Love it -- coming out with a bang, and torpedoing the social Normans here!"	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5614	Happy eighteenth birthday honey.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5615	Always good to see more women in the canon!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5616	They said you were literary. I didn't realize you were the canon itself.	1.1026	0.04684	78	73	2	3
5617	Congratulations, just two books and you're already in the cannon.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5618	I'll litigate for anyone who's been fired. Want to meet across the road in 2 seconds?	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5619	Sorry, Miss, The orgy is not until next week.	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
5620	Cool! Is this tonight's magic show?	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5621	When you are free, I would like to ask you out on a date.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5622	I have occasionally been hoist with a petard of my own.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5623	No, you're not cannon fodder; you're a mudder!	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5624	You are so popular, everybody it’s waiting the instagram picture.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5625	Surprise at historical Museum: I'm very happy to see you	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5626	I don't this is a second amendment issue.	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
5627	How does it feel to be part of the cannon?	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5628	Maybe we can get some coffee after?	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5629	Too. Bad about your left wheel!	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5630	It'd be a blast if you'd marry me...	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5631	Can you believe they fired the rest of my department?	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5632	Looking for love in all the wrong places...	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5633	Have you extended your car warranty?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5634	The exhibit is up for only two more months—then we can shoot you right back to your loft.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5635	You're the one who's graduating"	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5636	You’re my Dad, but right now I feel like the cannon fodder.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5637	If you see see Bezos or Musk, please tell them to call Bill Hungate. I've a great investment opportunity for them.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5638	We all came to this party to get blasted.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
5639	Our speaker tonight, will reveal the science behind the 'Big Bang Theory'. David Coriaty Fishers, Indiana	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
5640	Can I maybe offer some wine before your stunt, or, even better, a generous dose from our extensive selection of hard drugs?	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
5641	I think you're taking your fandom of "Cannonball Express" a bit too far!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5642	Yes, a cannon is indeed an interesting display. Just, please, don't make me the fodder.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
5643	I have a sure-fire way to avoid dying a miserable death if I finally get Covid because I am not vaccinated.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
5644	You're going to shoot out higher than the inflation rate.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5645	I'm happily your cannon fodder.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5646	What a coincidence, the invitation said dress as your favorite movie, and people always tell me how much I look like Burt Reynolds.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5647	Well,the invitation DID mention Blowup Dolls.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5648	I'm not one to blow smoke up your ass.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5649	A bag of ice and pick me up a bagel while you're at it.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5650	I hope to see you again...or maybe you're a dud.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5651	This is NOT what I pictured when you said you were going to be canonized?	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
5652	I don’t know why my wife wants me to stand in front of it on Christmas Eve.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5653	Come back soon.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5654	Ummm...before you beat a hasty exit, could I get your phone number?	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5655	I could point you toward the window to show how much I care.	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
5656	I swear I'm not compensating for anything.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5657	I'm so excited to officially introduce you to all of my friends.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5658	Yes we too just returned from San Juan and had a blast as well	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
5659	How's your dissertation coming along on jet propulsion?	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
5660	Boss said if I was late one more time, I would be fired. Nice working with you.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5661	You'd enjoy the party more if you had warn the other kind of barrel	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
5662	Your launch trajectory should take take you directly over the family house! Could you wave at mother as you pass by?	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5663	Take of your clothes in there if you can manage, it'll be so much more dramatic.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5664	But, I thought we were really connecting	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5665	Shoot for the moon!	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5666	Oh, you really mustn’t.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
5667	If I get go a drink,you won’t pull a Tchaikovsky goodbye, right?	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5668	Sure, you can borrow my lighter.”	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
5669	You seem like you have an explosive personality. Would you like to meet up wherever you land? I Would be happy to meet you, wherever.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5670	I’ve always said that I like my women a little crazy, but I never expected to meet one shot out of a cannon.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5671	I usually call a ride, but if you could make room in there …	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5672	Well, I promised you that this party would be a blast.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5673	I asked for a shot and they sent me here.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5674	Glad you finally came out, the party's getting very boring	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
5675	Since you’re popping out to the store can you get some more of those nice crackers?	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
5676	We’re doing a remake of ‘Just Shoot Me’.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5677	The Rosenthals always have the most bang-up entertainment.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5678	Ah, doing the polish exit?	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5679	My first wife was a circus performer, so the cannon doesn’t intimidate me. Are you free later?	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5680	Funny, I arrived in a hot-air balloon.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
5681	I said a "ring" not a "drink" !	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5682	So this is your first blow job, huh?	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
5683	I was wondering before you purge yourself from our soire that you might consider an interesting proposal of conversation, wine and email exchange ..	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
5684	I should be leaving too,it's a circus in here!	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
5685	It´s hard walking up to new people, isn´t it?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5686	No one wants to hear your war stories.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
5687	Sweet, a conversation piece that doubles as an alimony-relief mechanism!	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
5688	I am going to have a blast of a time at this party.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
5689	I know you want to get out of here but come on woman	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
5690	Surprising their parents would want the "boom, what you do to me" song at the reception, but hey, they're paying.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
5691	And does your Dyson wheelchair have Siri?	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
5692	Visitors gather for the installation of Esmerelda's famous last work	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
5693	I hung the net at a book signing in Park Slope.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
5694	Sticking my head in the oven didn't work.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5695	Either grow and avocado, or I'ma take you down!	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5696	Seems like we're both having a ball.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5697	Well that's quite an entrance, and one sure to leave a lasting impression.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5698	Oh, I thought you said you were into Tolstoy's canons!	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5699	If you didn't want to go on a date, you could've just said so.	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
5700	OK - so what's your next adventure?	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5701	Can you bring me back some smokes?	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5702	We thought it was a Confederate canon, but it turns out it was cast in 1910, and the VFW is raising money with this Armistice Day Gala to put it back.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5703	I guess this is just a flying visit.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5704	I have to admit, firing yourself into the sun seems like an odd holiday tradition, but it's nice to learn about different cultures.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5705	OK, now things are moving a bit fast...u	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
5706	You always make a loud statement	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5707	Would you rather just kind of sneak out?	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
5708	It might be the fastest way to leave a party, but wouldn't you much rather drive?	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5709	I've always wondered how somebody gets into a line of work like this. Did your aptitude test in grade school say that this is how you'd be spending the rest of your life?	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
5710	Let's blow this party and go to my place	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5711	Yes. It came yesterday. I assume you're thinking you'll need to make a quick exit!	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5712	We’re setting up for Thanksgiving Dinner.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
5713	Don't worry, you'll just hit the wall and then fall to the ground. But... if you get any higher, bring me a piece of cloud from the sky, please!	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
5714	Oh hi honey, say, if you land anywhere near a liquor store, can you bring back a bottle of Chardonnay?	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5715	Ah, the ol' pirate's exit!	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5716	Today's wheelchairs are just more propulsive.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5717	I thought I booked your company’s ‘canonical holiday party’ package, but either way, it’s a pleasure to meet you!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5718	Why yes, I am into crypto. Wait, where are you going?	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
5719	Seriously, think of all the traffic you'll miss	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5720	Is there really any future for you in Snuff Expressionism?	1.0946	0.04375	74	69	3	2
5721	I've waited my whole life for you. I went to divinity school to study cannon law.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
5722	This is what happens when you drink a couple a Hotchie Mamas!	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
5723	GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT!	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
5724	As a talent agent for "Dancing with the Stars", I'm sort of in show business, too...	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
5725	I always said you'd go far, Matilda	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
5726	May I share a secret with you ... in strict confidence?	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5727	The SKU code is on the package so you should be able to just drop it off as you fly over the warehouse.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5728	I see you're seeking the bubble reputation. Want to join me for a drink later?	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
5729	You could have just said it's going to be big and noisy.	1.0930	0.03924	86	80	4	2
5730	Must have been some party last night.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
5731	I was cannon fodder, too, in the last war.	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
5732	Don’t worry. I’ve got your back. Just don’t move.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5733	Thanks for making my birthday party a total blast.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5734	That is why they call it performance art.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5735	With conversation so hard for everyone, I find it's the easiest way to entertain	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5736	I would come out,but I have cannon balls	1.0921	0.03829	76	69	5	1
5737	Remember when I told you I love you to the moon and back ?	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5738	Generally,I just call an Uber.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5739	Total freak show, right?	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5740	Yup, we do the canonical meet-and-greet for our Church this time every year”	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5741	Before you blast off , can you give me your forwarding address??	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
5742	I thought you said Shannon Hall!	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
5743	Salami Pizza goes over the Universe	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
5744	At least try and take an UBER home.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
5745	It’s so cool that you can just shit in there. I’m jealous. I love shitting but I’m afraid of toilets.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
5746	Of course, I'd love to hear it	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
5747	What a lovely review Harold Bloom gave your last book!	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
5748	Don’t forget to send a postcard when you get there.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
5749	Hired and fired the same day!	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
5750	How does it feel?	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5751	It was I who was the principal force behind expanding the canon to add women. I hope you appreciate that, Charlotte.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5752	Awesome speech about making an impact on the world. You do or don't want the fuse lit now?	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5753	I’m normally a shy person and it takes me a bit of nerve to strike up a conversation.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5754	I hear you are a blast at parties. Gotta light? We’re you aware this is not a costume party?	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
5755	Chris Burden did it better.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5756	You know, I think you misunderstand ‘ghosting’ yourself.	1.0909	0.03837	88	82	4	2
5757	Time to shoot my shot.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
5758	Clown College might be a better bet to join the circus	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
5759	I thought you meant in the pool.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
5760	Is there another way to celebrate your first sale?	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
5761	I'm waiting for my brother to call me with a fake emergency to get out of this.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
5762	I hear your the new hot shot in sales!	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
5763	Sweetheart, don't you think this crisp Montrachet is enough to liven up the party?	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
5764	Honey, I said slow down your drinking and get yourself out of the WINE barrel!	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5765	AT A LIVE ART EXHIBIT? OF COURSE IT'S LOADED. AT LEAST IT'S FACING OIT THR WINDOW	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
5766	Remember how you used to say"you lit my fuse..." when were dating? Well...	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
5767	'So anyway, that's the history of human cannonball'	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
5768	Congratulations! I see that you’ve finally attained canonical status among your colleagues.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
5769	After you've landed, may I take you out to dinner?	1.0891	0.02849	101	92	9	0
5770	Are you just arriving, or are you on your way?	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
5771	Splattered on the wall, you'll be the next post-Covid art sensation.	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
5772	It's my personal contribution to the military-artistic complex.	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
5773	My daughter had a similar creative major at college and is now arranging the holiday display at the local mall for 'Meet Santa'.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
5774	Personally, I’ve never believed in the “Big Bang”	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
5775	The CDC recommended a shot in the arm, not a shot in the art!	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5776	…and if you work your way up, you can even earn a car!	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5777	I know this wasn't the type of Cannon you wanted for your birthday...	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5778	So yeah, this is the very last thing on my bucket list.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5779	Not having a good time, huh?	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5780	Last week you Zoom bombed me,now this?	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5781	that was quite an entrance. I am looking forward to your exit.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5782	Just let me know if the Johnson's are coming.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5783	What do you think about the price of local houses?	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
5784	No, that's just a metaphorical party expression.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5785	I see you got the Joe Rogan line of iron lungs.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5786	Heh, I really like my hair. I mean your hair! Heh.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5787	Pick up some sushi when you pass Tokyo, we're running out of food	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5788	Here is to You, MY true bombshell!	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5789	I hope you didn't overload on the canapés.	1.0870	0.04495	69	65	2	2
5790	You may make a "Big Splash", but it may be lost on this crowd.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5791	- Sweetie, pour your wine on the fire! - Umm... honey, what time should I take the kids out of school?	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
5792	So, are you planning on being in town long?	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
5793	After the show, there’s another loose cannon here I’d like to show you	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5794	Have you thought about a short term health & or life insurance ? Why don’t you shoot over to my office early next week to look at some special policies.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5795	This is definitely the blow out bash of the year!	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5796	Well, that is one way to break the glass ceiling.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5797	Are you the girl from the Boom-Boom Room?	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5798	I guess you had a ball!	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5799	Hey, I know you're about to blast off, but can I meet you next week when you're not working?	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5800	It's quicker than Lyft and cheaper than Uber. I'll see you at home.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5801	I like the real version even more than the NFT.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
5802	Well you always wanted to go to the moon,so I thought it would make the perfect birthday present! Bon voyage!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5803	I know team building is important, but don’t you think a trust fall would be adequate?	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
5804	I said there weren't enough tannins! Not cannons.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
5805	Honey, understand, my wife doesn't understanding for our entertainment.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5806	Love the art in yourself Not Yourself in the art	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
5807	It's an 1812 original British "rockets red glare" model and I had to buy it or some crypto nerds would have NFT'd it.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5808	Allow me to introduce my wife, the human eggplant.	1.0849	0.03033	106	98	7	1
5809	I have a BIG BANG after every orgasm!	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5810	It's for sale, only used once at a funeral.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5811	So you're a cannon gal	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5812	You wanna get inside my canon? As in climb inside my urethra?	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5813	And I thought my headaches were bad!	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5814	Narcissist mom throws her son a birthday party: Isn't this the greatest party ever Benny?	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5815	Now that's a new take on the French Exit C. Garvey, Vancouver BC.	1.0833	0.03865	84	79	3	2
5816	Boom! goes the dynamite	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5817	do you want to jump in?	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5818	I always have such a blast at these parties. I sure hope you feel the same.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5819	Not many people know this, but Earth isn’t even the fastest planet in the solar system.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5820	You must be aiming higher!	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
5821	Our nursery had a sale on Our nursery had a sale on ,”June is busting out all overs.”,”June is busting out all overs."	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
5822	So Alice? You're taking a trip to the moon?	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5823	Let me guess - you are dressed up as Beethoven's Battle Symphony?	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5824	Yep, I like the wheels, but won't they see you coming before you get the bowling balls in?	1.0824	0.03821	85	80	3	2
5825	Insurance salesman. What's you line?	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5826	I must say lady, you win the leaving-a-party-with-a-bang contest	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5827	Your party is about to go off!	1.0822	0.04253	73	69	2	2
5828	That beats riding the crowded subway!	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5829	Hi, nice to meet you too. But if your name is really 'Cimate Control' to have to aim a little toward the left to kill that plant.	1.0814	0.03777	86	81	3	2
5830	Oops, sorry, I know the washrooms haven't been working right...	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5831	We’ll send you on your way as soon as everyone shows up.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5832	I asked if you were familiar with the ‘literal cannon,’ not the ‘literary canon’.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5833	Am I supposed to fly through the window or what?	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5834	Want to blow this joint? I know a French bakery nearby with napoleons that’ll knock your socks off.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5835	She’s the bomb.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5836	They're gonna LOVE you out there!	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5837	So after a long discussion I finally decided the neighbours were wrong and employed some good ole fashioned tactics	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5838	I have never met a woman of your caliber before.	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5839	If your not doing anything later, perhaps we can grab a bite to eat	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5840	I'll see you at the party, I'm sure you will get there first!	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5841	This was the original mechanical bull.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5842	When I suggested you create something from the Western canon, this was not the kind of thing I meant.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5843	You should have seen her entrance	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5844	Honey, are you certain this Castle Doctrine thing means I won’t get harmed!?	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5845	I must say DaVinci 's art of warfare never has shown such a feminist smile	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5846	This is quite a blast. Hope it goes off well.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5847	Thank you for asking. Yes, I've had a few glasses of wine, but I still can "light your fuse."	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5848	It’s a wonderful new invention that finally lets you tell your neighbors what you think about them	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5849	Happy... Birrrrthdayyy... Mr. Presidentttt!..Happy birtttthday to youuuuuuu!	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5850	My girlfriend down the street asked me to drop in on her.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
5851	I see I have put my foot directly into my mouth.	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5852	Karen, I'm excited you've embraced performance art- any last words for our guests?!?	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5853	I knew that our guests woud not like this party trick	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5854	Man: "Yep, found this new 'Centerpiece'. (air quotes with his fingers) Woman: (groans and face palms(	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5855	You must get a blast from attending this party!	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
5856	I hope what I'm about to say doesn't make you go flying out of here.	1.0759	0.03936	79	75	2	2
5857	This is canon barreled wine	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5858	'actually, it's not considered canon'	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5859	I'm really immersing myself in the art.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5860	When you said you were going to have a Big Bang party I thought you were talking about something like the cosmos. I hope you have a return trip.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
5861	Dramatic exit? Not for you darling.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5862	You wanted to make a big Boom entrance to the party, Mission accomplished…please come out now…	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5863	Darling, how many times have I told you that you are a blasted work of art?	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5864	I don´t think I´m too desperate to leave this party	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5865	I hear that's cheaper than flying.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5866	Wow, you really give that old 'Come and take it' slogan new energy!	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5867	let’s blow this party. Robert Miller Portland,Or	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5868	This cab has a booming finish!	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5869	Fuck	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5870	Have you changed your mind? I can pour this on the fuse . . . if you want . . . or maybe get people's attention . . . . .what do you want me to do?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5871	I recognized you right off. I come from a long line of relics myself.	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5872	Tell her that I miss her and just bring back a few bottles of red if you can.	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5873	I keep falling off the wagon. This really works?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5874	You remind me of the phrase, “Our Beautiful Second Amendment.”	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5875	So, what time will you be shot out of the cannon with the baby for the gender reveal?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5876	Yes that is correct my state does not require you wear a helmet. Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5877	I know you have another thing but I'm getting out of here too. Is this cheaper than a Lyft?	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5878	Your mother and I think you’ve taken this performance art thing far enough.”	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5879	I used to be a loose cannon --- and then I levelled up.	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5880	Yes, the word I would use is “misogynist.”	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5881	Air traffic is light at this very moment, dear and Mom says this trip is more economical than the ferry!	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5882	What do you mean “You have to go to the ladies room..”	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5883	I lit the fuse so now you will be blasted into a relationship with me!	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5884	Next time, bring wine.	1.0707	0.02589	99	92	7	0
5885	Hey, please try a shot! If you like it, come back for more!	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5886	I'd beard your husband is a loose cannon.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5887	In a few moments, your life will be on an entirely new trajectory, and these people will finally take notice of you!	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5888	Shoot your shot.	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5889	Can I get you a Saki Bomb or a Harvey Wallbanger?	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5890	I hope it was nothing I said about your body odor."	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5891	This party is gonna go out with a bang.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5892	The neighborhood watch usually frowns upon flammable props on Charades Night.	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5893	It’s typically a cake…but we do offer a. “Civil War Buff” package.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5894	Please pick-up some vermouth on your way by.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5895	Are you waiting for the Big Bang?	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5896	Socially speaking, the search for higher-caliber friends can be quite painful.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5897	As I told you Margot, now that you are 18 you can do whatever you wish in your free time. But this is still my house, and I want you to watch out for my potted plant!"	1.0682	0.03149	88	83	4	1
5898	I told you not to talk about your pet chinchilla.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5899	No big deal. I've had a Canon printer for years	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5900	The memo said to bring our own PPE to the holiday work party," quipped Marcie. "I really wanted to level up. Oh - I'll have a glass of cabernet, thank you."	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
5901	I think our relationship may be about to take off on a new trajectory.	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
5902	Lyft 2.0 is a high speed point-to-point transportation system?	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5903	what do you mean nick cannon is not coming	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5904	High sweetheart--better late than never. We can delay launch for an hour or so, if you wish to fix your makeup etc. You'll always be our favorite astro feminist!	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5905	What's a bomb shell like you doing in a canon? Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5906	So how are you getting along in your new larger sub-let?	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5907	We dispensed with dinner bells!	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
5908	I'm hoping to impress you and separate me from the crowd. Maybe this will blow you away.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5909	This next one will be better.	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5910	What? It generates less emissions than an Uber!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5911	Don't pay attention to them, they are all loose cannons!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5912	it could work it if we split the utilities	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5913	So this is why my mother always said to keep your powder dry!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5914	Your flight isn't until 10, no need to rush off.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5915	You might have medaled in Indoor Human Cannonball shooting, but it was just a demonstration sport.	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5916	Look at those cannons!	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5917	When are you off?	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
5918	Somehow I don’t think you’d be quite so enthusiastic about this conversation if you could see my left hand.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
5919	He specializes in low tech home security systems.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5920	I think you are overreacting, my dear. Surely you didn’t overhear ‘boring’ from the corners of the room.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5921	You'll get a kick out of it.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5922	Why not stick it out and become the life of this party?	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5923	I prefer to avoid crowds when I travel.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5924	I’m afraid this is not that kind of party.	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
5925	It's "extreme" performance art.	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5926	If this works out, I can sell it to divorce attorneys and pay for both the kid’s education at Harvard.	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
5927	Well, if Ringling Brothers can do it.	1.0588	0.03065	85	81	3	1
5928	Drop in my pad any time. It’s filled with fluffy pillows.	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
5929	Do you want to be in or out?	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5930	Nice knowing you Bill. Got ta go now.	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
5931	Just shoot your shot!	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5932	If you are going down the block, please pick me up a cup of coffee.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5933	Your trajectory should get you to the garden party meant to attend. Good luck.	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
5934	Give my regards to Old Broadway!	1.0571	0.02794	70	65	4	0
5935	No, that is not a bathroom!	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5936	Name-dropping——I love it, yet...as a friend said, 'slow is good, but fast is better.'	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
5937	I heard you couldn't bear to leave the cannon when it came to the museum.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5938	Nice try, but he's fixed his cannon 'gainst self-slaughter.	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
5939	Could you get me some chardonnay, steel not oak, and some of those canapes?	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5940	I’ve been wanting to shoot my shot with you for a while now.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
5941	Take me to moon darling , thats what u should say	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
5942	Pulling the old Irish-carny goodbye?	1.0526	0.02984	57	54	3	0
5943	Do you think it’s fair on your conjoined twin?	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
5944	If you pull another stunt like this, I'm leaving you!	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5945	You young people always seem ready to go somewhere.	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
5946	The Plant Dad “Hey guys, before we Alamo this party up, lets move the Monstera over just a smidge. I just know it in particular doesn’t do well with too much drumfire.”	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
5947	You act like a fucking idiot when you drink	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
5948	I see you’re on your way . . .care for some wine before you go?Thirteen percent alcohol packs a powerful punch.	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
5949	Hold on Joe, I was joking about the rumor that you're a loose cannon!	1.0488	0.02393	82	78	4	0
5950	You seem more the Irish-goodbye type.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
5951	I thought they said we were celebrating your work being accepted into the Canon.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
5952	I noticed you taking a little time for yourself in there and wanted to share what it meant to me!	1.0471	0.02311	85	81	4	0
5953	You're very attractive, but I don't want to be blown away.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5954	I don't think the statement of ou doing this will be that the political freedom of nonbinary plants is unethical, futile, and wrong.	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
5955	You've always been a loose cannon!	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
5956	Your Harvest Ball certainly promises to be a smashing hit!	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
5957	'have fun paying off your expenses :)'	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
5958	Wine wasn’t quick enough?	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
5959	Oh, please don't go away. You're pretty cute and I'm beginning to like you!	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5960	I know that you tried to surprise everybody here,but they knew that you were in there. Let's try the large cake next time.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5961	I'd like to write your short biography.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5962	I’m not sure if this is the best getaway plan for an office party, but it’s definitely worth a shot.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5963	I feel like we really made a connection. How would you feel about grabbing dinner later?	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5964	When I suggested that you tried the fireball shot, this is exactly what I meant.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
5965	You know, perhaps I will check out that Tik Tok app after all.	1.0349	0.01990	86	83	3	0
5966	Are You Pressing Red Or White Grapes?	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
5967	A agree, these people look like a bunch of clowns, but this isn't a circus...	1.0260	0.01825	77	75	2	0
5968	Ok great, so now that you've handed over power of attorney, I'll start growing your investments and you should see the dividends rolling in! I'll just get you ready to "blast off!" into the world of high finance!!	1.0247	0.01735	81	79	2	0

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