Contest #781 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-11-21T17:41:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-12-05T17:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-11-29T17:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	December 6, 2021
Number of captions	5969
Number of responses	784246
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Where do you see yourself in five seconds?	1.7499	0.01350	3419	1599	1076	744
1	I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.	1.7453	0.01461	3011	1448	882	681
2	I hope that you’re not leaving me for some clown.	1.7378	0.01970	1640	793	484	363
3	I was fired recently myself.	1.7162	0.01522	2562	1227	835	500
4	So...how long has the circus been letting you work from home?	1.7142	0.01423	3180	1608	873	699
5	My place is just 35 degrees away if you need a place to crash.	1.7123	0.01551	2565	1266	771	528
6	Call to let me know you got home safe.	1.7119	0.01281	3672	1787	1156	729
7	And then when Phil described you as a 'Blonde Bombshell' I thought he was just being misogynistic.	1.7086	0.01752	2035	1018	592	425
8	It might be lower risk to just get the vaccine and fly commercial.	1.7050	0.01538	2698	1376	742	580
9	I heard you were leaving but I didn't know you were getting fired.	1.6965	0.01445	2985	1520	851	614
10	Are you sure I can't just drive you home?	1.6891	0.01517	2396	1149	843	404
11	Very impressive—my dates usually end the evening by pretending to receive a phone call.	1.6883	0.01395	3029	1512	949	568
12	I've been instructed to keep you away from the powder room.	1.6840	0.01765	1899	956	587	356
13	Not quite what I was expecting from your launch party	1.6832	0.01667	2080	1035	669	376
14	A circus? Really. And what do you do there?	1.6820	0.01388	3031	1520	955	556
15	I would say my two biggest fears are a woman leaving me and loud noises.	1.6783	0.01443	2928	1515	840	573
16	Rumor has it, you have a short fuse.	1.6753	0.01739	1845	911	622	312
17	So tell me, what sets you off?	1.6730	0.01953	1578	817	460	301
18	''When we play the 1812 Overture, that's your cue.''	1.6661	0.01726	1917	974	609	334
19	Usually, the women I meet just say they have to go the the bathroom.	1.6655	0.01498	2544	1294	807	443
20	Mind if I ask you a loaded question?	1.6632	0.01523	2479	1271	772	436
21	Or I could just get you an Uber.	1.6620	0.01546	2308	1158	772	378
22	So, what makes you think you’re going to be fired?	1.6609	0.01606	2203	1126	698	379
23	I never thought I'd find a woman of your caliber.	1.6601	0.01457	2774	1448	821	505
24	Are you sure you don't want me to call you an Uber?	1.6539	0.01591	2167	1099	719	349
25	I just got here and you're taking off?	1.6478	0.01882	1570	810	503	257
26	I admire your exit strategy.	1.6477	0.01547	2271	1158	755	358
27	I've been waiting my whole life for a woman of your caliber.	1.6442	0.01915	1526	795	479	252
28	I like a woman with an exit strategy.	1.6429	0.01790	1753	917	545	291
29	Don't often meet a woman of your caliber.	1.6418	0.01609	2253	1205	649	398
30	How refreshing to meet a woman of your caliber.	1.6410	0.02061	1362	726	399	237
31	But I'm not done explaining inflation yet.	1.6392	0.02716	801	433	224	144
32	Godspeed.	1.6392	0.01763	2148	1244	435	469
33	It's so hard to find women of your caliber.	1.6346	0.01724	1962	1061	557	344
34	In contrast, my parties usually end with a whimper.	1.6340	0.01905	1481	768	487	226
35	Its nice to meet someone of your caliber.	1.6292	0.01788	1796	972	518	306
36	Impressive exit strategy!	1.6280	0.01719	1758	905	602	251
37	Let's work out a signal so I know when you want to leave the party.	1.6273	0.01834	1607	845	516	246
38	Actually, I’m kind of a big shot myself.	1.6257	0.01778	1715	906	545	264
39	Going so soon? I was just about to explain loan amortization.	1.6244	0.01856	1672	913	474	285
40	I understand completely. I was fired just last week.”	1.6239	0.01909	1566	852	451	263
41	I requested Bach’s Canon in D. I guess they misunderstood.	1.6210	0.01854	1583	844	495	244
42	I take it you're ready to go home?	1.6178	0.01899	1494	797	471	226
43	The good news is that you are on an upward trajectory.	1.6162	0.01846	1480	766	516	198
44	I didn’t know we were doing shots.	1.6112	0.02026	1358	744	396	217
45	Will I see you again?	1.6091	0.02059	1302	713	385	204
46	Please text me to let me know you got home ok.	1.6059	0.02043	1251	670	403	177
47	Leaving so soon?	1.6038	0.02188	1224	697	315	212
48	I've never met a woman of your calibre before.	1.6032	0.02141	1202	664	351	187
49	What are you doing after launch?	1.6020	0.02161	1186	658	342	186
50	Call me when you get there so I know you made it.	1.5995	0.02119	1141	612	374	155
51	Always good to go out with a bang.	1.5991	0.02084	1140	602	393	145
52	You probably don't remember me but you came out of my birthday cake on my fortieth.	1.5986	0.02166	1131	618	349	164
53	I've been fired many times myself.	1.5982	0.02113	1140	611	376	153
54	I had no idea you’d been canonized.	1.5969	0.02297	1099	629	284	186
55	It’s a launch party	1.5932	0.02258	1052	583	314	155
56	I'd love to see you again. Can I have your trajectory?	1.5903	0.02592	864	500	218	146
57	You're loaded.	1.5881	0.02286	1010	560	306	144
58	I'm impressed! Most women I talk to just quietly walk out the door.	1.5863	0.02347	962	536	288	138
59	When you said you were getting fired, I thought you meant from your job.	1.5847	0.02335	944	520	296	128
60	Looks like we're both loaded.	1.5843	0.02432	931	530	258	143
61	Thanks for inviting me to your going away party.	1.5838	0.02440	925	527	256	142
62	Bernice, this has gone far enough. Break down and get vaxxed so you can fly in a plane like everybody else.	1.5835	0.02522	922	542	222	158
63	Are you new to speed dating too?	1.5829	0.02534	923	546	216	161
64	Where will we find another woman of your caliber?	1.5804	0.02477	889	507	248	134
65	Heading out?	1.5804	0.02551	796	443	244	109
66	Why don’t you let me call you a cab?	1.5794	0.02436	882	494	265	123
67	1. "Will you miss me? Or should I move over a few feet just to make sure?"	1.5720	0.02549	813	463	235	115
68	Is this your first launch party?	1.5716	0.02567	768	429	239	100
69	Is someone expecting you or are you just going to drop in?	1.5702	0.02534	784	438	245	101
70	Maybe I'll catch you later.	1.5700	0.02474	793	436	262	95
71	Wow,and I only learned how to make bread during the pandemic.	1.5691	0.02609	782	449	221	112
72	Time to go home. You're loaded.	1.5682	0.03463	491	296	111	84
73	I had something else in mind when I asked if you wanted to do shots with me.	1.5667	0.02709	757	445	195	117
74	Can I get you a drink? A light?	1.5665	0.02677	752	436	206	110
75	No, really, it's easy. You just download the app and a car picks you up whenever you need one.	1.5630	0.02635	730	412	221	94
76	Okay, boomer.	1.5580	0.02796	681	398	186	97
77	This might be a long shot, but are you free later?	1.5574	0.02791	680	397	187	96
78	You must be a boomer	1.5570	0.02815	675	396	182	97
79	Think about the journey, not the destination.	1.5561	0.02782	642	365	197	80
80	It’s so original to launch the author instead of the book .	1.5551	0.02995	663	410	138	115
81	I've been searching for a woman of your caliber for years.	1.5545	0.02808	660	384	186	90
82	I'll keep it quick. Recently divorced. No kids. Software engineer. And I love the circus.	1.5542	0.02841	655	384	179	92
83	Are you sure I can't get you an Uber instead?	1.5504	0.02825	645	376	183	86
84	Normally, I would say, 'See you later.'	1.5497	0.02799	624	356	193	75
85	As a performance artist myself, I feel obligated to tell you that this has 'one and done' written all over it.	1.5491	0.02828	652	383	180	89
86	Glad you could make the launch party.	1.5490	0.02734	663	381	200	82
87	I would offer you another drink but you already look fully loaded to me.	1.5465	0.02911	613	361	169	83
88	I must say, I've never met anyone of your caliber before.	1.5465	0.02920	613	362	167	84
89	I don't think I've ever met a woman of your caliber before	1.5445	0.03136	584	361	128	95
90	I've always admired women of your caliber.	1.5441	0.03139	590	367	125	98
91	I had no idea this is what you meant when you said, "I want to go to that party and get loaded".	1.5429	0.02979	595	354	157	82
92	Most girls just have one of their friends call them with a fake emergency.	1.5420	0.02969	572	335	164	73
93	I am sorry, but Carol has a strict policy on those who overstay their welcome.	1.5414	0.02947	567	329	169	69
94	You go ahead - I’ll meet you there.	1.5414	0.02969	580	342	162	76
95	That's funny. The 1812 Overture is my favorite Tchaikovsky piece too!	1.5408	0.02938	564	326	171	67
96	if that's the only way out of here, i'm next.	1.5394	0.03005	558	328	159	71
97	I just realized I've been doing all the talking!	1.5378	0.03003	556	327	159	70
98	It’s not often that I come to these gatherings and meet a woman of such high caliber.	1.5373	0.03118	549	332	139	78
99	Some launch party, huh?	1.5359	0.02932	543	311	173	58
100	I'm pretty loaded myself!	1.5337	0.03074	534	317	149	68
101	Let's talk about this when you're not so loaded.	1.5333	0.03171	525	318	134	73
102	So, you've been cannonized?	1.5333	0.03228	525	323	124	78
103	In fact, it's not the most humiliating way a woman has tried to get out of a conversation with me."	1.5326	0.03150	537	327	134	76
104	Wait, let me tell you about the second half of the insurance seminar.	1.5326	0.03115	522	311	144	67
105	Loose cannon?" I didn't mean it—it's a figure of speech!	1.5315	0.02957	540	313	167	60
106	Just give me some kind of signal when you're ready to leave.	1.5311	0.03156	531	323	134	74
107	No, no, no, no — it's one's entrance that should be dramatic.	1.5311	0.03087	531	317	146	68
108	Oh, ha ha, I thought you said this was a lunch date.	1.5310	0.03202	516	314	130	72
109	Enough about me, what do you do for fun?	1.5298	0.03137	504	299	143	62
110	Shall I take this as a "no"?	1.5281	0.03242	498	303	127	68
111	I hope that sound is my Gin Fizz.	1.5280	0.03377	500	316	104	80
112	So that's no to sharing a cab?	1.5277	0.03203	506	307	131	68
113	This is my first visit to a divorce reveal party.	1.5261	0.03340	498	312	110	76
114	Arms have a constitutional right to bear people.	1.5249	0.03298	482	295	121	66
115	I'm not boring you, am I?	1.5249	0.03143	503	301	140	62
116	I guess I misunderstood when you said we were coming to get loaded.	1.5239	0.03197	481	287	136	58
117	Bob told me you were a loose canon	1.5236	0.03234	487	295	129	63
118	Are you heading out?	1.5228	0.03165	482	286	140	56
119	No, they still aren't paying attention to you.	1.5221	0.03116	498	296	144	58
120	No problem. The window's open.	1.5215	0.03040	466	265	159	42
121	It’s great to meet someone of your caliber.	1.5213	0.03495	447	280	101	66
122	When you said we need an exit strategy for the party, I really had something else in mind.	1.5211	0.03120	497	296	142	58
123	Wow all I did over quarantine was learn to bake bread	1.5186	0.03352	457	280	117	60
124	When Jennifer said we were attending a friend's launch I had no idea that she meant literally.	1.5182	0.03962	303	180	89	34
125	I would offer to get you a drink, but you appear to be leaving now.	1.5179	0.03073	475	276	152	47
126	You have some powder under your nose.	1.5168	0.03304	447	269	125	53
127	So you are leaving early?	1.5167	0.03058	449	255	156	38
128	There you are! For a moment I thought you were trying to ditch me.	1.5165	0.03406	455	283	109	63
129	I so rarely meet a person of your caliber.	1.5159	0.03361	473	296	110	67
130	Next time just tell me you have nothing to wear.	1.5156	0.03212	450	266	136	48
131	Just think. You’ll go farther than anyone here.	1.5149	0.03084	505	303	144	58
132	So, when is your launch date?	1.5148	0.03206	439	257	138	44
133	Does this mean you don't want to hear the rest of my life story?	1.5136	0.03328	440	266	122	52
134	You could just tell me you are ready to leave.	1.5135	0.03060	481	282	151	48
135	It's great the circus lets you works from home. I don't feel safe going back to work with the clowns in my office.	1.5116	0.03437	432	267	109	56
136	You heading downtown by any chance?	1.5106	0.03198	470	284	132	54
137	I admire a woman of your caliber.	1.5105	0.03499	427	267	102	58
138	You haven't been fired yet?	1.5105	0.03408	429	263	113	53
139	Aiming to leave?	1.5100	0.03342	451	278	116	57
140	So, I guess you're ready to leave ?	1.5081	0.03239	433	254	131	43
141	I told you you would fit in.	1.5072	0.03381	414	250	118	46
142	What exactly are you aiming at?	1.5062	0.03507	405	250	105	50
143	But I wasn't finished telling you about my stamp collection.	1.5061	0.03503	411	255	104	52
144	ok I believe you when you said you would rather be shot out of a cannon than see me again.	1.5059	0.03390	421	257	115	49
145	The window is open. You're good to go.	1.5059	0.03184	421	245	139	37
146	There are less dramatic ways of coming out, you know!	1.5048	0.03528	420	265	98	57
147	Stick the landing.	1.5036	0.03424	421	260	110	51
148	I’ve never met a young woman of your caliber before	1.5025	0.03682	402	259	84	59
149	I’ve been to a lot of launch parties in my day, but this one takes the cake!	1.5024	0.03442	418	259	108	51
150	OK, I'm holding your drink. Now what?	1.5013	0.03549	385	237	103	45
151	Are you a candidate for canonization?	1.5013	0.03433	397	241	113	43
152	Honey, you are so brave. But just in case, what's our Amazon password?	1.5012	0.03590	403	253	93	54
153	So much for concealed carry.	1.5012	0.03507	413	259	101	53
154	Usually women just go to the bathroom and don't come back, but I like your style.	1.5012	0.03547	417	265	95	57
155	Well, if you can't make a big entrance, you might as well go out with a bang!	1.5012	0.03390	421	259	113	49
156	The 1812 is my favorite too!	1.4988	0.03487	429	273	98	58
157	I find you a person of exceptionally high caliber."	1.4987	0.03439	393	239	112	42
158	They asked for Pachelbel's Canon but there was a mix-up	1.4987	0.03635	381	239	94	48
159	Oh, sorry. If I'd known someone was in there, I would have poured this into the plant instead.	1.4966	0.03506	443	287	90	65
160	I guess you're ready to leave?	1.4950	0.03504	400	250	102	48
161	I just wish we had met sooner.	1.4948	0.03542	386	240	101	45
162	Well, you did say this party would be a blast.	1.4948	0.03360	384	229	120	35
163	Are you sure...? I could call an Uber.	1.4938	0.03454	405	252	106	47
164	To the Moon, Alice!	1.4933	0.03693	373	236	86	47
165	I enjoy meeting people of your caliber.	1.4932	0.03617	367	228	97	42
166	So, you said you come from circus people?	1.4930	0.03569	359	219	103	37
167	Believe me, this way you'll miss all the midtown traffic.	1.4926	0.03400	408	252	111	45
168	Not sure we have much time but my name is Fred.	1.4920	0.03533	376	232	103	41
169	What do you say we blow this joint?	1.4918	0.03639	364	227	95	42
170	Thanks again for inviting me to your launch party.	1.4916	0.03385	419	261	110	48
171	Your mother and I just think you took our 'failure to launch' conversation too literally.	1.4905	0.03762	369	238	81	50
172	Could a guy like me ever have a shot with you?	1.4904	0.03540	363	222	104	37
173	Is it politically incorrect to say that, traditionally, this takes balls?	1.4888	0.03988	356	238	62	56
174	Thanks for coming, but we asked for someone who could play the Pachelbel Canon	1.4886	0.03812	350	224	81	45
175	After a few drinks I’m a bit of a loose cannon.	1.4886	0.03636	350	216	95	37
176	I'd say break a leg, but I know that happened last time.	1.4884	0.03659	344	212	96	36
177	Wow! You ARE a bombshell!!	1.4873	0.03771	355	227	83	45
178	Not what I meant when I said women writers should be included in the canon.	1.4868	0.03682	341	211	94	36
179	But enough about me-- what sets you off?	1.4865	0.03574	370	231	98	41
180	Yes, I do believe everyone should have an exit strategy	1.4863	0.03380	364	217	117	30
181	You'll probably get home first, so you should walk the dog.	1.4847	0.03780	359	232	80	47
182	I always said you'd go far	1.4838	0.03626	339	208	98	33
183	Do you know what the entertainment will be tonight?	1.4832	0.03487	358	218	107	33
184	So you won’t be needing a ride home?”	1.4825	0.03592	400	260	87	53
185	How refreshing, the other guests are all talk and no action.	1.4820	0.03833	334	213	81	40
186	It was supposed to be a cake.	1.4815	0.03847	324	205	82	37
187	Do you need a light?	1.4814	0.03552	376	237	97	42
188	I'll go next. I doubt anyone will even notice we left.	1.4812	0.03719	345	218	88	39
189	So, what's the big surprise happening at midnight?	1.4808	0.03575	364	227	96	39
190	And then I drained the 10 footer, finishing the 18th with a bogey 5. I'm not boring you, am I?	1.4806	0.03939	335	219	71	45
191	I'll get the door for you.	1.4790	0.03582	357	223	97	37
192	I hate long goodbyes too.	1.4783	0.03525	368	230	100	38
193	I’m surprised to see a woman of your caliber at a party like this.	1.4782	0.03392	412	261	105	46
194	Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll walk home.	1.4777	0.03614	381	246	88	47
195	This is not what I meant when I said let’s give our relationship another shot”	1.4774	0.03559	354	220	99	35
196	Most people just slip out the back door.	1.4773	0.03510	331	199	106	26
197	Well, that was a loaded question.	1.4772	0.03603	329	201	99	29
198	You’re gonna go far, kid!	1.4771	0.03566	350	217	99	34
199	I've been looking for a woman of high caliber.	1.4768	0.03780	323	203	86	34
200	That takes balls.	1.4762	0.03884	336	219	74	43
201	You simply go down the hall for a hundredth of a second and then the bathroom is on your left.	1.4757	0.03877	309	195	81	33
202	Call and let me know you got home safely.	1.4749	0.03704	379	250	78	51
203	Would you like me to open the window first?	1.4740	0.03795	327	208	83	36
204	Are you sure I can’t drive you home?	1.4738	0.03837	325	208	80	37
205	Don’t I remember you from last year’s birthday cake?	1.4734	0.03590	376	242	90	44
206	Give me your best shot.	1.4722	0.03588	324	198	99	27
207	I know it's a long shot, but are you seeing anybody?	1.4713	0.03761	331	211	84	36
208	What were Elon’s EXACT words?	1.4709	0.03964	327	216	68	43
209	...story of my life. I meet someone interesting and ....boom.	1.4702	0.03743	336	215	84	37
210	This'll definitely put you on the map if not all over it.	1.4702	0.03828	302	189	84	29
211	I've so enjoyed conversing with a woman of your caliber.	1.4697	0.03570	413	276	80	57
212	Normally my dates just fizzle out.	1.4686	0.03795	318	202	83	33
213	Want me to open the window a little more?	1.4683	0.03585	331	205	97	29
214	I still think the subway is safer.	1.4676	0.03942	293	186	77	30
215	So... I take it you want to go?	1.4676	0.03821	293	182	85	26
216	I put the top down on your car for you.	1.4673	0.03875	306	195	79	32
217	Cynthia I hate to mansplain, but a cannonball is something you do into a pool	1.4662	0.04140	296	196	62	38
218	Leaving?	1.4658	0.04183	292	194	60	38
219	Awesome! They usually hire a harp player.	1.4654	0.03742	318	201	86	31
220	So, what's your commute like?	1.4650	0.03701	329	209	87	33
221	This is the actual Pachelbel’s canon. Got it for a song.	1.4644	0.03799	351	233	73	45
222	This may be a long shot . . .	1.4639	0.03759	319	203	84	32
223	The last woman I explained Bitcoin to used a catapult!	1.4633	0.03729	313	197	87	29
224	Seriously, I'm happy to call an Uber.	1.4630	0.03843	324	211	76	37
225	Most people like to make an entrance ...	1.4629	0.03948	283	179	77	27
226	Couldn’t get Uber?	1.4626	0.03960	294	189	73	31
227	Have you tried popping out of a cake first?	1.4606	0.03801	317	204	80	33
228	I guess this is good-bye.	1.4605	0.03807	291	182	84	25
229	It looks like they’re sending you off with a bang.	1.4601	0.03986	276	175	75	26
230	If all goes well, how about dinner on Saturday?	1.4600	0.03726	300	187	88	25
231	So...enough about me--how about you?	1.4596	0.04020	285	184	71	30
232	Ok then. Catch you later.	1.4572	0.03720	304	191	87	26
233	Don't you want to hear about cryptocurrency?	1.4571	0.04040	280	181	70	29
234	I don't see why you always have to make such a dramatic exit.	1.4560	0.03603	318	199	93	26
235	Am I boring you? I feel like you're trying to get away.	1.4535	0.04158	269	176	64	29
236	Straight ahead, third door on your right. Can't miss it.	1.4534	0.03825	311	202	77	32
237	If he still doesn’t notice you, perhaps you would give me your number.	1.4532	0.04044	267	171	71	25
238	I take it there won't be a second date.	1.4532	0.03974	267	169	75	23
239	Just a thought — may I point you toward the open window?	1.4530	0.03975	298	196	69	33
240	Couldn't you just jump out of a cake?	1.4529	0.03697	329	213	83	33
241	It appears I've gone on about myself for too long.	1.4525	0.04228	263	173	61	29
242	What amazes me is how you got it up in the elevator.	1.4520	0.04059	281	184	67	30
243	Just for once, could we leave without drawing attention?	1.4516	0.04295	279	190	52	37
244	A simple “Let’s go dear,” would suffice.	1.4500	0.04037	280	183	68	29
245	Yes,my wife came. Didn’t you see her in the powder room?	1.4496	0.03993	278	180	71	27
246	I was planning to get bombed tonight, but you beat me to it.	1.4492	0.04203	256	167	63	26
247	Great! See you at my place in 2.6 seconds.	1.4490	0.03955	294	193	70	31
248	Final item on your bucket list?	1.4488	0.04336	254	169	56	29
249	So. You're a Boomer?	1.4487	0.04427	263	180	48	35
250	Need a light?	1.4485	0.03887	301	196	73	31
251	You have to go so quickly? Was it something I said?	1.4482	0.03819	299	193	78	28
252	So is this your first socially distanced bachelor party?	1.4471	0.04214	255	167	61	26
253	I agree, air travel prices are totally outrageous.	1.4464	0.03974	289	186	69	30
254	I never thought I’d meet someone who respected the second amendment as much as I do !	1.4462	0.04149	251	162	66	23
255	I'm confused. Is this considered concealed carry or open carry?	1.4462	0.04226	260	172	60	28
256	Where are you headed after this?	1.4457	0.04214	258	170	61	27
257	So will I see you again or I am reading between the lines that you’re not interested?	1.4456	0.03864	294	191	75	28
258	...and are you the artist?	1.4452	0.04003	283	186	68	29
259	So your plans are.....pretty much up in the air for now?	1.4449	0.04221	245	159	63	23
260	Go away. I have a short fuse.	1.4449	0.04225	254	167	61	26
261	A simple "No" would've sufficed.	1.4449	0.04088	272	179	65	28
262	Do you have a target in mind?	1.4444	0.03961	261	166	74	21
263	I'm ready to leave if you are.	1.4441	0.04033	286	190	65	31
264	Now that's a loaded question.	1.4440	0.04064	268	175	67	26
265	No, thanks, I'll take a cab home.	1.4432	0.04009	273	178	69	26
266	I'm loaded myself.	1.4431	0.04176	255	167	63	25
267	To be perfectly honest, I just don't see myself dating a woman of your caliber.	1.4427	0.04059	262	170	68	24
268	This all seems terribly risky. Not a single person here is wearing a mask!	1.4415	0.04025	265	172	69	24
269	You’re taking off early!	1.4414	0.03857	256	160	79	17
270	Send Elon and Jeff my regards!	1.4408	0.04219	245	160	62	23
271	I know what you mean. I never know how to dress for these things.	1.4403	0.04243	243	159	61	23
272	I heard there’d be a loose cannon at the party”.	1.4403	0.04230	268	181	56	31
273	Ready to leave, Dear?	1.4402	0.04235	259	173	58	28
274	I hope I'm wrong but heard you have a short fuse	1.4396	0.04172	273	184	58	31
275	Wait! Can I have my lighter back?	1.4395	0.04220	248	163	61	24
276	At the very least, let me open the front door for you.	1.4394	0.03909	289	190	71	28
277	When I heard you had a 'place in the literary canon', I just assumed ...	1.4394	0.04089	289	196	59	34
278	I haven’t taken an Uber since the pandemic either.	1.4393	0.04415	239	160	53	26
279	You know, I don’t feel I fit in either	1.4387	0.03886	253	159	77	17
280	This is not exactly the best way to be canonized.	1.4387	0.04218	269	182	56	31
281	I never know what to do with my hands either.	1.4382	0.04145	251	164	64	23
282	Well at least you're not being unceremoniously fired.	1.4380	0.04064	258	168	67	23
283	I tend to get this reaction from women.	1.4375	0.04161	256	169	62	25
284	Don't worry. Being fired was the best thing that ever happened to me.	1.4372	0.04113	247	160	66	21
285	To the moon, Alice, the moon.	1.4372	0.04313	231	151	59	21
286	We're not in Jeff Bezos' league. But, we don't charge as much, either....	1.4362	0.04437	243	164	49	28
287	...and I thought the 'Launch Party' invitation was a typo.	1.4360	0.04194	250	165	61	24
288	Can I call you a cab instead?	1.4357	0.04225	241	158	61	22
289	It’s how they tell if their guests are the right calibre.	1.4356	0.03997	264	170	68	23
290	Always wanted my date to be a bombshell	1.4355	0.04100	248	161	66	21
291	Are you sure you can't wait until the bathroom's free?	1.4354	0.04127	271	182	60	29
292	Really, Hannah? Your Uber’s only three minutes late.	1.4354	0.03888	271	175	74	22
293	Wow, our gender reveal party just used confetti.	1.4353	0.04082	278	187	61	30
294	Good luck with the glass ceiling.	1.4350	0.04242	246	163	59	24
295	I’m getting a sense that you’d rather be somewhere else?	1.4349	0.04048	269	177	65	26
296	I've come to all your launch parties.	1.4346	0.04112	260	172	63	25
297	You were supposed to be inside a cake.	1.4345	0.03927	290	193	68	29
298	It's difficult for me to tell you this, but I'm afraid you're going to be fired.	1.4345	0.04172	267	180	58	29
299	The sad thing is that, still, no one has noticed you.	1.4344	0.04187	244	160	62	22
300	At least you don't have to worry about pilot shortages and unruly passengers.	1.4344	0.04227	244	161	60	23
301	I sell insurance. You?	1.4342	0.04216	228	147	63	18
302	Don’t leave me this way.	1.4337	0.04356	249	169	52	28
303	No, it doesn't make you look fat exactly.	1.4335	0.04197	233	151	63	19
304	And just where do you think you're going, young lady?	1.4329	0.04439	231	155	52	24
305	Am I boring you?	1.4322	0.04329	236	157	56	23
306	I didn’t know that the CDC had approved at home booster shots …	1.4321	0.04238	243	161	59	23
307	Honey I'm sorry, I never should have called you a drama queen	1.4317	0.04496	227	153	50	24
308	That’s enough about me. What are your plans for today?	1.4311	0.04654	225	155	43	27
309	This is progress! Before #MeToo you would have been coming out of a cake!	1.4310	0.04410	239	162	51	26
310	Your commitment to keeping your guests entertained is admirable.	1.4304	0.04003	230	145	71	14
311	There’s no need to get defensive.	1.4304	0.04366	230	153	55	22
312	Your example may inspire others to leave.	1.4298	0.04340	235	157	55	23
313	This is what you meant by 'powder room'?	1.4297	0.04124	249	164	63	22
314	I'm told you have a short fuse.	1.4292	0.04509	226	153	49	24
315	Well actually, a catapult would be more environmentally friendly.	1.4292	0.04331	226	149	57	20
316	Must you leave so quickly?	1.4291	0.03810	289	190	74	25
317	Honey, we promised we wouldn't get loaded.	1.4280	0.04432	243	167	48	28
318	What is a woman of your caliber doing at a party like this?	1.4274	0.04091	234	151	66	17
319	I know it's unconventional, but it's helped me save a fortune on Ubers.	1.4264	0.04238	258	176	54	28
320	How about if I just call you a cab?	1.4259	0.04422	216	143	54	19
321	Now I understand why the invitation said this party was going to be a blast.”	1.4255	0.03978	275	184	65	26
322	You still have to make a left on Madison Avenue	1.4251	0.04300	247	168	53	26
323	A simple "I'm ready to leave now" would have been sufficient.	1.4250	0.04147	240	158	62	20
324	And to think, Chloe, I almost missed your 'Send-off' party.	1.4245	0.04062	212	133	68	11
325	They did warn me you had a short fuse.	1.4245	0.03749	318	215	71	32
326	What a remarkable coincidence! I have a giant net in my back yard!	1.4242	0.04348	231	155	54	22
327	No one pays attention to performance art anymore.	1.4237	0.04323	236	159	54	23
328	Well, there may be an easier way to get his attention.	1.4235	0.03973	255	167	68	20
329	Taking off so soon?	1.4234	0.04428	222	149	52	21
330	If you're headed to the store, we could use more wine.	1.4233	0.04435	215	143	53	19
331	You seem a little young to be a boomer.	1.4232	0.04232	267	185	51	31
332	Why is one wheel smaller than the other?	1.4231	0.04591	208	140	48	20
333	Surprised to see you here. I heard you were fired!	1.4219	0.04182	237	157	60	20
334	You could have just walked out the door, like my last girlfriend.	1.4219	0.04223	256	175	54	27
335	Then, when that didn’t work out, I moved to Poughkeepsie…	1.4211	0.04474	228	156	47	24
336	You can just call a cab, you know.	1.4211	0.04517	228	157	46	25
337	As for myself, I just like to listen to the 1812 Overture.	1.4211	0.04771	209	145	40	24
338	You say you're getting your booster shot?	1.4211	0.04315	209	136	58	15
339	Wait a minute, didn’t I just see you in the cake?	1.4208	0.04362	259	182	45	32
340	So how do you know the Knievels?	1.4208	0.04577	221	152	45	24
341	No I wasn't objectifying you. You're a bombshell.	1.4208	0.04622	221	153	43	25
342	When do you get off?	1.4206	0.04275	233	156	56	21
343	It's a relief to see a fellow boomer here!	1.4206	0.04245	214	139	60	15
344	What do you say we blow this place?	1.4202	0.04137	257	174	58	25
345	I really shouldn't yell "Fire!" in a crowded gathering.	1.4189	0.04236	222	146	59	17
346	I’ve always said they should have more women canonized	1.4187	0.04617	203	137	47	19
347	Now that's the way to make an exit	1.4185	0.04263	227	150	55	18
348	Quiet exits aren't really your style, are they?	1.4178	0.04359	213	141	55	17
349	I could get you an Uber instead.	1.4178	0.04289	225	150	56	19
350	We wish you all the best in the new direction your career is taking you.	1.4177	0.04092	237	156	63	18
351	May I light your fire?	1.4175	0.04720	206	142	42	22
352	Fair enough. But I prefer a dramatic entry.	1.4174	0.04178	230	152	60	18
353	I'm not woke, I'm lit	1.4173	0.04057	254	170	62	22
354	I'm working the nigh shift at the E.R. so maybe I'll see you later?	1.4171	0.04439	211	141	52	18
355	You'll still get stuck in midtown traffic.	1.4170	0.04221	223	147	59	17
356	This isn’t what I meant when I asked if you wanted to do shots at the bar.	1.4167	0.04001	252	167	65	20
357	I prefer getting bombed the old fashion way. Cheers	1.4163	0.04437	221	150	50	21
358	Well… you seem to be on a great trajectory!	1.4163	0.04718	209	145	41	23
359	My last relationship ended similarly.	1.4160	0.04249	238	161	55	22
360	You must be the big-shot guest they were talking about.	1.4159	0.04343	214	142	55	17
361	The last woman I tried to chat up stuck her head in a lion's mouth.	1.4157	0.04006	255	170	64	21
362	Thanks for taking the job. I'm sorry I can't promise a soft landing.	1.4155	0.04445	207	138	52	17
363	You seem like a high-caliber person.	1.4147	0.04494	217	148	48	21
364	Let me tell you about the next chapter of my novel!	1.4141	0.04751	198	136	42	20
365	Remember, try not to draw attention to yourself when you leave.	1.4133	0.04562	196	131	49	16
366	It's your big shot honey, don't miss.	1.4133	0.04326	196	127	57	12
367	Who set you off this time?	1.4130	0.04174	247	168	56	23
368	If you elevate to 45 degrees, I'm on the 7th floor across the street.	1.4128	0.04235	218	144	58	16
369	I suppose you know there's a wall in front of you.	1.4126	0.04666	206	142	43	21
370	I usually just shoot off my mouth	1.4110	0.04508	219	151	46	22
371	When you gotta go, you gotta go.	1.4110	0.04318	219	147	54	18
372	A woman of your caliber could go far.	1.4107	0.04434	224	154	48	22
373	Powder room? Just down the hall on the left.	1.4103	0.04745	195	134	42	19
374	So, where are you headed?	1.4091	0.04155	220	145	60	15
375	I see you’re all packed.	1.4089	0.04391	203	135	53	15
376	So you’re the famous Mrs. Pachelbel in Canon D!	1.4087	0.04579	208	143	45	20
377	I love meeting people who know where they're going.	1.4082	0.04073	245	165	60	20
378	I see you finally found a ride home.	1.4080	0.04476	201	135	50	16
379	Yes, Dear,I have checked one more time and the window is open.	1.4078	0.04453	206	139	50	17
380	My ex-wife was a bombshell, too.	1.4078	0.04400	206	138	52	16
381	I'm guessing this is your first shot at performance art.	1.4077	0.04392	233	162	47	24
382	I'm guessing that you going on a date with me is a long shot.	1.4077	0.04434	233	163	45	25
383	I heard one of us is about to be fired.	1.4076	0.03938	238	156	67	15
384	I have so many questions, but I'll just start with "want a drink?"	1.4074	0.04307	216	145	54	17
385	I’m so impressed that you’re going to be canonized.	1.4074	0.04644	216	152	40	24
386	Everyone deserves a shot.	1.4074	0.04257	216	144	56	16
387	I usually just try to sneak out of these things.	1.4072	0.04335	221	150	52	19
388	There is something different about you--a certain je ne sais quoi.	1.4072	0.04703	194	133	43	18
389	My last girlfriend had a really short fuse	1.4069	0.04201	231	156	56	19
390	I’m glad to see more Female writers are being included in the Western cannon	1.4068	0.04308	236	163	50	23
391	Can you point me toward the restroom?	1.4054	0.04549	222	156	42	24
392	Good luck on breaking the glass ceiling!	1.4052	0.04186	232	157	56	19
393	Want to get out of here?	1.4048	0.04123	210	136	61	12
394	I’ve heard you like to hit the ground running.	1.4048	0.04493	210	144	47	19
395	Look at me blabbering on, so what do you do for work?	1.4041	0.04718	193	133	42	18
396	I was fired last month and I'm on a new trajectory now.	1.4038	0.04346	213	144	52	17
397	I was just about to leave, you wanna shoot on over to my place?	1.4036	0.04303	223	152	52	19
398	I'm sorry to tell you but it's not a functional cannon. It's the litter box for our three cats.	1.4036	0.04576	223	158	40	25
399	It beats a pink slip and an exit interview, doesn't it?	1.4031	0.04551	196	133	47	16
400	Wait! First let me open the window!	1.4031	0.04608	196	134	45	17
401	And then I... Hey wait, you're not looking for a way out of this conversation are you?	1.4031	0.04608	196	134	45	17
402	Going out with a bang are we?	1.4028	0.04162	211	139	59	13
403	We could shoot over to my place."	1.4021	0.04465	194	130	50	14
404	Really, Janice, you don't need to make such a big deal about leaving the party early.	1.4018	0.03896	224	145	68	11
405	I'm guessing this book launch is for your autobiography	1.4017	0.04399	229	160	46	23
406	Remember - stick the landing!	1.4009	0.04385	217	149	49	19
407	I'm just sorry you have to leave early.	1.4000	0.04548	185	124	48	13
408	I see you meant it when you said you'd rather be launched out of a cannon than come to this party.	1.4000	0.04326	195	129	54	12
409	Who knew a forensic accountant and a human cannonball would have so much in common?	1.4000	0.04297	205	137	54	14
410	Most girls just claim they got an emergency text.	1.4000	0.04702	200	140	40	20
411	I prefer wine to shots.	1.4000	0.04339	190	125	54	11
412	How about I just call you an Uber?	1.3991	0.04442	213	147	47	19
413	This is one way to break the glass ceiling.	1.3990	0.04596	193	132	45	16
414	Getting your booster shot?	1.3989	0.04743	188	130	41	17
415	I guess, like every girl I meet, you'll soon be gone.	1.3981	0.04335	206	139	52	15
416	It's called the Social Distancer.	1.3981	0.04168	206	136	58	12
417	Watch the wall on your way out.	1.3979	0.04447	191	128	50	13
418	I can see you're about ready to blow this joint	1.3979	0.04688	191	132	42	17
419	Can’t we just get our coats and go without making a scene.	1.3974	0.04153	234	160	55	19
420	Can't we just leave though the door like normal people?	1.3974	0.04326	234	164	47	23
421	So, you're NOT interested?	1.3971	0.04684	204	144	39	21
422	I agree. Love is a battlefield.	1.3969	0.04692	194	135	41	18
423	If you wanted to go home early, you could've just asked!	1.3968	0.04079	247	170	56	21
424	In ten minutes you’ll be in space unless we miss our window.	1.3966	0.04846	179	124	39	16
425	You should beat the rush hour if you leave now	1.3961	0.04152	207	137	58	12
426	People always leave my parties loaded.	1.3959	0.04411	197	133	50	14
427	So what is it you do?	1.3951	0.04455	205	141	47	17
428	Can't you just stomp out of the room like a normal drama queen?	1.3950	0.04697	200	141	39	20
429	So, why do you think you keep getting fired?	1.3946	0.04150	223	151	56	16
430	I sell insurance and still live with my mom. What’s your sign?	1.3944	0.04627	180	122	45	13
431	But enough about me...	1.3943	0.04856	175	121	39	15
432	I can't wait to see what you're wearing.	1.3942	0.04461	208	144	46	18
433	Are you heading over a mailbox by chance?	1.3939	0.04620	198	138	42	18
434	This is gonna be the best gender reveal ever!	1.3938	0.04706	193	135	40	18
435	I didn't know divorce reveal parties were a thing.	1.3937	0.04320	221	153	49	19
436	Alternatively you could just announce that you’re leaving.	1.3935	0.04242	216	147	53	16
437	Would you consider landing at my place?	1.3933	0.04729	178	122	42	14
438	I was a bit of a loose cannon in my youth too, but you're definitely in another league.	1.3930	0.04624	201	141	41	19
439	Dyan Cannon, I presume.	1.3929	0.04506	224	160	40	24
440	So they tell me you're going places.	1.3927	0.04443	219	154	44	21
441	So this isn't your book launch?	1.3927	0.04118	191	124	59	8
442	Do you need to go to the powder room, first?	1.3925	0.04648	186	128	43	15
443	Yes, I think I can pick up on social cues reasonably well. Why do you ask?”	1.3925	0.04772	186	130	39	17
444	So...do you leave here often?	1.3922	0.04412	204	140	48	16
445	Who says you can’t do anything with an English major.	1.3920	0.04546	199	138	44	17
446	I'd love to finish my story, but it looks like you're getting ready to leave.	1.3917	0.04423	217	152	45	20
447	So, what time do you go off?	1.3915	0.04645	212	152	37	23
448	I have never met someone of your caliber.	1.3913	0.04808	184	129	38	17
449	I'm vaccinated, but I'm still not comfortable taking the subway.	1.3911	0.04658	202	143	39	20
450	So, how's the social anxiety going?	1.3909	0.04577	197	137	43	17
451	I'm betting it's a "longshot	1.3907	0.04403	215	150	46	19
452	I think that you will still make your flight.	1.3905	0.04477	210	147	44	19
453	I hope it wasn't something I said	1.3902	0.04608	205	145	40	20
454	Agreed, TSA screening can be a pain, but what if you miss Chicago?	1.3901	0.04587	182	124	45	13
455	You'll go far, kiddo.	1.3897	0.04434	195	133	48	14
456	Perhaps you should wait till the pool opens to do a cannonball.	1.3897	0.04493	195	134	46	15
457	So, you'll get us a table, and I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.... Gotcha!	1.3897	0.04174	213	144	55	14
458	You’re the type of high-caliber gal I’ve been looking for.	1.3893	0.04268	244	174	45	25
459	A bit pointless to exchange phone numbers, don't you think?	1.3886	0.04357	211	146	48	17
460	That's interesting, but when I want to slip out early, I try NOT to call attention to myself.	1.3886	0.04700	193	136	39	18
461	You really know how to make an exit.	1.3886	0.04569	175	118	46	11
462	I believe you're the caliber of woman I've been looking for.	1.3883	0.04849	188	134	35	19
463	Pleased to meet someone of your caliber.	1.3883	0.04483	188	128	47	13
464	I didn't know there was such a thing as Uber Express	1.3879	0.05129	165	117	32	16
465	Are you sure you wouldn't rather call an Über?	1.3877	0.04186	227	157	52	18
466	It won't work, Nora. Everyone knows to ignore your little stunts.	1.3876	0.04385	209	145	47	17
467	I'll try and make this quick.	1.3864	0.04826	176	123	38	15
468	When you get back, I’ll explain Bitcoin.	1.3862	0.04527	189	130	45	14
469	are you sure I can't call you an Uber?	1.3858	0.04627	197	139	40	18
470	I hope you're the right caliber for this job.	1.3855	0.05031	166	117	34	15
471	Would you like to slip into something more comfortable?	1.3850	0.04409	200	138	47	15
472	Hope I'm not boring you.	1.3846	0.04306	182	121	52	9
473	The wine helps- I’m a little gun shy.	1.3846	0.04306	195	132	51	12
474	Oh, the bachelor’s party is across the street.	1.3842	0.04418	203	141	46	16
475	Sorry. I just thought it was worth a shot.	1.3842	0.04445	190	130	47	13
476	It was a dramatic move, but Janet never once regretted using her Mansplaining Escape Device.	1.3842	0.05127	177	129	28	20
477	Nice to chat with you. Maybe I’ll catch you later.	1.3838	0.04608	198	140	40	18
478	Granted, Uber isn't perfect.	1.3834	0.04577	193	135	42	16
479	I’d love to chat longer, but unfortunately I’m about to take off.	1.3834	0.04636	193	136	40	17
480	Sooo, do I have a shot?	1.3833	0.04545	180	123	45	12
481	So why do they call you "Boom-Boom"?	1.3829	0.04294	222	156	47	19
482	Call me when you get back	1.3829	0.04772	175	122	39	14
483	This time, dear, I’ll make sure the window is open.	1.3825	0.04624	183	127	42	14
484	I'll offer everyone red wine until you get back with another bag of ice.	1.3822	0.04488	191	132	45	14
485	It's much cheaper than Uber.	1.3820	0.04578	178	122	44	12
486	When you asked me to bring you a shot, I just assumed ....	1.3820	0.04437	178	120	48	10
487	I’ve heard of making an entrance but this is quite a departure.	1.3816	0.04565	207	148	39	20
488	Well, color me embarrassed! I thought it was a book launch.	1.3815	0.05081	173	125	30	18
489	going anyplace interesting?	1.3812	0.04525	181	124	45	12
490	You were serious when you said you wanted to leave early!	1.3812	0.04788	181	128	37	16
491	I said “Pachelbel’s canon in D major,” not “possible cannon in teenager”	1.3810	0.04466	210	148	42	19
492	My dear, will you consider a shot of tequila instead?"	1.3807	0.04450	197	137	45	15
493	Honey, this is better than Uber. Just text us when you land.	1.3799	0.04759	179	126	38	15
494	My last relationship ended with barely a whimper	1.3797	0.04968	158	109	35	12
495	Greg slowly became suspicious Carole was not, in fact, interested in his stamp collection story	1.3793	0.04787	174	122	38	14
496	Let me call a taxi for you instead.	1.3789	0.04741	190	136	36	18
497	Okay, it's lit. You know it wouldn't offend anyone if you just left by the front door.	1.3787	0.04885	169	119	36	14
498	I think this may be our best launch party yet.	1.3786	0.04419	206	145	44	17
499	I just think it’s so important to see women included in the canon	1.3785	0.04501	214	154	39	21
500	Looks like you'll beat me home.	1.3778	0.04537	180	124	44	12
501	I must say I've always found just dinging on my glass with a fork works perfectly well."	1.3778	0.04537	180	124	44	12
502	Hey do you want to get out of here and go someplace quiet?	1.3777	0.04468	188	130	45	13
503	Another case of red and pick up a few bags of ice.	1.3775	0.04393	204	143	45	15
504	Ready to blow this joint?	1.3771	0.04695	175	122	40	13
505	Have you got a light?	1.3765	0.04955	162	114	35	13
506	Can I get your number before you take off?	1.3765	0.05032	162	115	33	14
507	So when can I see you again?	1.3765	0.04862	170	120	36	14
508	They told me you were a loose cannon.	1.3758	0.04817	157	108	39	10
509	You're Morris's third wife, aren't you?	1.3758	0.05145	157	112	31	14
510	What a coincidence! I love the 1812 Overture.	1.3758	0.04814	165	115	38	12
511	Hey, I remember you from the giant birthday cake.	1.3757	0.04586	173	119	43	11
512	The Powder room? First door on the left.	1.3756	0.04430	205	145	43	17
513	Drink this first. It'll take your mind off things.	1.3750	0.04973	168	120	33	15
514	Are you trying to get fired?	1.3743	0.04543	187	131	42	14
515	Do you also need a light?	1.3743	0.04543	187	131	42	14
516	These gender reveal parties are getting more and more creative!	1.3743	0.04620	171	118	42	11
517	Your Uber driver is waiting 6 blocks away.	1.3742	0.04852	163	114	37	12
518	I’m actually looking for more of a long term relationship.	1.3742	0.04612	163	111	43	9
519	But Honey,we just got here.	1.3737	0.04675	190	136	37	17
520	It’s a perfectly safe stage prop. What can possibly go wrong?	1.3736	0.04822	182	131	34	17
521	Yes my dear, trust me, I promise to follow right after you.	1.3736	0.04694	182	129	38	15
522	What a funny coincidence! I also don't feel safe using Uber.	1.3728	0.04655	169	117	41	11
523	Aim higher	1.3725	0.04897	153	106	37	10
524	I too was fired at an office party.	1.3723	0.04586	188	133	40	15
525	Clown college, you say? I am an accountant, myself.	1.3720	0.04395	207	147	43	17
526	You could get a lot more attention if you’d smile.	1.3718	0.04745	156	107	40	9
527	That’s one way to get canonized.	1.3717	0.04473	191	133	43	13
528	It's supposed to be art, but we still keep it pointed at the open window.	1.3716	0.04608	183	129	40	14
529	What a coincidence, I’m a son of a gun.	1.3713	0.04525	202	145	39	18
530	I see you've done well with your MFA.	1.3713	0.04690	167	116	40	11
531	So, do you get fired a lot?	1.3708	0.04490	178	123	44	11
532	So, are you enjoying the party?	1.3707	0.04369	205	145	44	16
533	A person of your caliber is bound to go far.	1.3707	0.04530	205	148	38	19
534	Booster Shot...	1.3704	0.05319	162	120	24	18
535	So I guess that's a hard 'No!'	1.3704	0.04456	162	109	46	7
536	Can I offer you a Molotov cocktail?	1.3704	0.04688	189	136	36	17
537	Allison, I hope your aim is true.	1.3700	0.04445	200	142	42	16
538	Our house is in the other direction.	1.3699	0.04930	173	125	32	16
539	You're right. Jumping out of a cake is so twentieth century!	1.3698	0.04392	192	134	45	13
540	Don’t forget your mask!	1.3694	0.05518	157	118	20	19
541	Booster shot of course ...did you have to make an appointment or did you just jump in ?	1.3690	0.04891	168	120	34	14
542	Sorry you have to leave so soon, but it was a blast catching up.	1.3690	0.04471	187	131	43	13
543	How high do you want to get?	1.3684	0.04999	152	107	34	11
544	Your commute times must be incredible	1.3681	0.04419	182	125	45	11
545	Laura, you need to come up with a more subtle signal for when to leave a party.	1.3681	0.05146	163	119	28	16
546	Your husband always told me you were a loose cannon.	1.3681	0.04602	163	112	42	9
547	You're taking a shotgun wedding to a whole new level.	1.3681	0.04996	163	117	32	14
548	There’s really no need to go ballistic on me.	1.3681	0.04996	163	117	32	14
549	I heard this party was going to end with a bang, but hadn't taken that literally.	1.3681	0.04602	163	112	42	9
550	It probably pays more than popping out of a cake.	1.3679	0.04184	193	132	51	10
551	Who me? Oh, I'm an accountant	1.3678	0.04699	174	123	38	13
552	Sawing you in half was getting old.	1.3671	0.04054	207	142	54	11
553	I don't want to set you off, but...	1.3671	0.05107	158	113	30	14
554	Why don't you just take a taxi?	1.3669	0.04939	169	122	32	15
555	One more thing before you go	1.3667	0.04380	180	124	46	10
556	I'll pick you up after work.	1.3665	0.05038	161	116	31	14
557	You sure I can't call you an Uber?	1.3663	0.04734	172	122	37	13
558	It is certainly faster than the cross-town bus.	1.3655	0.04776	145	99	39	7
559	Can we take this outside?	1.3651	0.04680	189	137	35	17
560	Are you heading over to Joe's party next ?	1.3651	0.04432	189	133	43	13
561	Through the window, off the tree, down the awning and into the passenger seat of the convertible	1.3651	0.04619	189	136	37	16
562	Wow....not the usual 'Sorry, I gotta use the restroom'	1.3648	0.05002	159	114	32	13
563	Now this is gonna blow you away.	1.3647	0.04547	170	118	42	10
564	I’m sorry dear, but no one is paying any attention.	1.3646	0.04633	181	129	38	14
565	I've been looking for a woman of your caliber.	1.3642	0.04852	173	125	33	15
566	You didn't hear this from me, but there's a rumor that you're about to be fired.	1.3631	0.04530	179	126	41	12
567	You must be the big shot at this party.	1.3631	0.04667	179	128	37	14
568	Finally someone else who doesn't know how to sneak out of a terrible party	1.3627	0.04722	193	142	32	19
569	Does this mean our speed date is over?	1.3626	0.04546	182	129	40	13
570	I think maybe I shouldn’t have offered you that light.	1.3626	0.04612	182	130	38	14
571	This is a good way to launch your IPO but I would open the window first.	1.3626	0.04525	171	119	42	10
572	Does the gun have a permit to carry a person?	1.3625	0.04896	160	114	34	12
573	Personally, I like to celebrate the Fourth of July without setting my ass on fire, but you do you.	1.3620	0.04909	163	117	33	13
574	And don't forget those little onions for the martinis.	1.3618	0.04988	152	108	33	11
575	Miss Ball, I presume	1.3618	0.04718	152	105	39	8
576	But baby it’s cold outside.	1.3614	0.04614	166	116	40	10
577	Really, it's on my way. I can drop you off. No one seems to know you here anyway.	1.3614	0.04770	166	118	36	12
578	Enough about me, what are you doing in that cannon?	1.3614	0.04456	202	146	39	17
579	I told you that we'd bring out the big guns at your art showing!	1.3613	0.04919	155	110	34	11
580	Have I got a shot?	1.3608	0.04936	158	113	33	12
581	How was your exit interview?	1.3608	0.04770	158	111	37	10
582	I know you want to leave, but this is ridiculous.	1.3605	0.04350	172	118	46	8
583	I've always been attracted to women of a higher caliber	1.3602	0.05104	161	118	28	15
584	Is it something I said?	1.3598	0.04729	164	116	37	11
585	Break a leg.	1.3598	0.04807	164	117	35	12
586	Can't you stay for just one more drink? You're not driving.	1.3596	0.04611	178	127	38	13
587	I've always thought more women should be included in the canon.	1.3594	0.04375	192	136	43	13
588	Do you have to leave so soon?	1.3591	0.04489	181	128	41	12
589	I said, "I was a canon lawyer, but I got fired."	1.3590	0.04721	156	109	38	9
590	Yeah, I should take off soon, too.	1.3588	0.04380	170	117	45	8
591	What are you doing after the party ?	1.3587	0.04570	184	132	38	14
592	What a coincidence! My mother was tightrope walker.	1.3585	0.04910	159	114	33	12
593	I suppose this is one way of exploding onto the scene!	1.3576	0.04731	151	105	38	8
594	Where are you off to?	1.3576	0.04705	165	117	37	11
595	Did you want me to light your fire?	1.3568	0.04614	185	134	36	15
596	Something tells me you're ready to go.	1.3567	0.04867	157	112	34	11
597	I bet some people are intimidated by you, but I like a straight shooter.	1.3566	0.05562	143	107	21	15
598	I'm getting loaded myself.	1.3563	0.04955	174	129	28	17
599	I'm in PR. What do you do?	1.3562	0.04884	160	115	33	12
600	You look like you're going places.	1.3562	0.04835	146	102	36	8
601	My ex wife also had a real short fuse	1.3558	0.04898	163	118	32	13
602	To be honest, it pays much better than exotic dancing.	1.3557	0.04863	149	105	35	9
603	You're planning on leaving early?	1.3552	0.04647	183	132	35	15
604	So, we disagree on the Second Amendment, but can I get your number before you go?	1.3550	0.04699	169	121	36	11
605	Have you insisted on a good comprehensive health policy?	1.3546	0.04945	141	99	34	8
606	I don't want to miss my one shot.	1.3544	0.04672	158	111	38	9
607	According to Google Maps, you should get there in about 7 seconds.	1.3543	0.04586	175	125	38	12
608	I swear no one else is wearing the same outfit!	1.3542	0.05258	144	105	27	12
609	"Infrastructure passed. It's OK to take the bridge now"	1.3540	0.04697	161	114	37	10
610	I mean, I understand "going out with a bang" but this seems like a bit much.	1.3537	0.04717	164	117	36	11
611	Enough about me! How do you know the Glieberman's?	1.3533	0.04689	184	135	33	16
612	While you’re out can you get more Cabernet?	1.3529	0.04894	170	125	30	15
613	Fifty bucks says you can’t get past the kitchen.	1.3529	0.04948	153	110	32	11
614	Where do you stand on concealed carry?	1.3526	0.04970	173	129	27	17
615	It’s hard to find a woman of your caliber.	1.3526	0.04881	156	112	33	11
616	Tell me something about you that might surprise me	1.3526	0.04881	156	112	33	11
617	According to the building's code, this counts as a fire escape.	1.3525	0.05092	139	99	31	9
618	Do you want me to open the window?	1.3525	0.05193	139	100	29	10
619	So,I hear you are moving.	1.3521	0.05116	142	102	30	10
620	Surely there are better ways to avoid being a wallflower.	1.3520	0.04223	179	124	47	8
621	Your dad tells me you like to travel.	1.3519	0.04754	162	116	35	11
622	Dodging a boring party conversation can be challenging, I agree, but you could just pretend you need to pee, like everyone else.	1.3517	0.04847	145	102	35	8
623	Would you mind if I aim you at my ex-wife?	1.3517	0.05228	145	106	27	12
624	Am I really that boring?	1.3516	0.04723	182	134	32	16
625	I'm having a blast. How about you?	1.3514	0.04876	148	105	34	9
626	You're quite the blonde bombshell.	1.3512	0.04860	168	123	31	14
627	And I thought a maskless party was risky.	1.3510	0.04990	151	109	31	11
628	I'll follow you home later, honey! Did you remember to leave our bedroom window open?	1.3509	0.04870	171	126	30	15
629	What are you doing after the blast?	1.3509	0.04579	171	121	38	11
630	To be honest, I was also initially skeptical of Tesla’s public transportation initiative.	1.3506	0.05007	154	112	30	12
631	You have but one shot at a career in art.	1.3506	0.04746	154	109	36	9
632	So popping out of a birthday cake wasn't exciting enough?	1.3506	0.04834	154	110	34	10
633	Or maybe I could just walk you home?	1.3506	0.04834	154	110	34	10
634	Thanks again - this will really get the party off to a flying start!	1.3506	0.04746	154	109	36	9
635	Yes, I've been to a launch party before.	1.3503	0.04684	157	111	37	9
636	Planning a quick exit are you?	1.3503	0.04613	177	128	36	13
637	Wouldn’t you rather take an Uber?	1.3503	0.04750	177	130	32	15
638	I'm waiting for SpaceX myself.	1.3500	0.04624	160	113	38	9
639	If you reach the front of the buffet line, could you make a plate for me?	1.3500	0.04413	200	146	38	16
640	Of course we WILL have to cancel your life insurance policy.	1.3497	0.04567	163	115	39	9
641	I heard you were quite a bombshell.	1.3493	0.04721	146	102	37	7
642	Sorry, I don't have a light.	1.3493	0.05106	146	106	29	11
643	Rotate a little to the left or you'll miss the window.	1.3493	0.05012	146	105	31	10
644	When I saw you .... I knew it was a long shot....	1.3493	0.05012	146	105	31	10
645	I have this effect on most people.	1.3490	0.05122	149	109	28	12
646	I wish I could leave too!	1.3487	0.04186	195	138	46	11
647	I love your hair -- or am I missing the point here?	1.3485	0.05376	132	96	26	10
648	When I asked you if you want to get out of here I meant with me.	1.3481	0.05394	135	99	25	11
649	Wow! The ultimate climax!"	1.3478	0.05005	161	119	28	14
650	Wouldn't it be a bit safer to go home in a taxi?	1.3478	0.04551	184	134	36	14
651	Can I get you a drink, or are you taking off?	1.3475	0.04930	141	100	33	8
652	Leaving so fast?	1.3474	0.04449	190	138	38	14
653	Let me tell you about the time I was shot out of a canon much bigger than this one.	1.3473	0.04799	167	122	32	13
654	You know I’m a big Pachelbel fan myself	1.3473	0.04799	167	122	32	13
655	I prefer a shot of whisky myself.	1.3473	0.04724	167	121	34	12
656	I always considered you to be a real bombshell!	1.3469	0.04695	147	103	37	7
657	Are you naked?	1.3465	0.05632	127	94	22	11
658	You know the car is out front?	1.3464	0.04478	153	106	41	6
659	So you're the big shot nobody is talking about.	1.3462	0.04783	156	112	34	10
660	You could have just said you were ready to leave.	1.3457	0.04406	162	113	42	7
661	Why "No, I'm not great with social cues." Why do you ask?	1.3457	0.04822	162	118	32	12
662	We won't fire you if you'll just take the vaccine.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
663	So what do you do for a living?	1.3455	0.04602	165	118	37	10
664	One hell of a coming out party, Liz.	1.3455	0.04682	165	119	35	11
665	Well, I should let you go.	1.3455	0.04987	165	123	27	15
666	As your life coach, I remind you that aiming high is just a metaphor.	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
667	The littlest things set me off too	1.3452	0.04386	168	118	42	8
668	I know. It’s impossible to get a cab these days.	1.3452	0.04467	168	119	40	9
669	It's always worked before.	1.3448	0.05214	145	107	26	12
670	I'd rather split an Uber...	1.3444	0.05064	151	111	28	12
671	Isn't your reputation as the Blond Bombshell getting worn a bit thin?	1.3442	0.05078	154	114	27	13
672	I guess you'll be leaving soon?	1.3439	0.04926	157	115	30	12
673	Drinks after? I'd like to see where this is going.	1.3439	0.04395	189	137	39	13
674	We only associate ourselves with people of the highest caliber.	1.3438	0.04525	160	113	39	8
675	Thanks for asking, but I'm more of a lampshade-on-the-head man.	1.3438	0.04779	160	116	33	11
676	So tell me, why did you name your cannon "the mansplainer escape machine?"	1.3438	0.05019	160	119	27	14
677	Glass ceilings were made to be broken!	1.3436	0.04797	163	119	32	12
678	Do you really think you need to make such a dramatic exit?	1.3436	0.04636	163	117	36	10
679	It’s amazing that we met, as I’m in the safety net business.	1.3434	0.04812	166	122	31	13
680	Knock 'em dead, honey.	1.3433	0.05201	134	97	28	9
681	That one is smooth and full-bodied. If you like dry and oaky, you must try our trebuchet.	1.3431	0.05716	137	105	17	15
682	I didn't make the SpaceX guest list either; Is this Plan B?	1.3427	0.04770	143	101	35	7
683	So I hear you're just about to move out of the building...	1.3427	0.04973	143	103	31	9
684	Oh, you're taking off already?	1.3425	0.04319	181	129	42	10
685	Maybe you should slip into something more comfortable.	1.3423	0.05108	149	110	27	12
686	Or you can just send an e-mail.	1.3419	0.04707	155	111	35	9
687	I set the traverse and elevation for Hackensack. Good Luck.	1.3419	0.05132	155	116	25	14
688	So, what do you do for work?	1.3419	0.04881	155	113	31	11
689	What? Leaving so soon?	1.3419	0.04966	155	114	29	12
690	What's really strange is that you're the third woman I talked to here who doesn't have a phone number!	1.3418	0.05295	158	121	20	17
691	No, this cannon only goes to 59th Street, the one in the bedroom goes to 96th Street.	1.3415	0.04772	164	120	32	12
692	Big deal! I'm getting loaded, too.	1.3413	0.05539	126	93	23	10
693	Before you go could I ask what you were drinking?	1.3411	0.05335	129	94	26	9
694	I knew your husband. He was a man of extraordinary caliber!	1.3408	0.04489	179	130	37	12
695	I told you it would be difficult to mingle wearing that.	1.3407	0.05580	135	102	20	12
696	I’m on the do not fly list	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
697	I don't care if you wear a helmet, but you do need to be vaccinated.	1.3406	0.05091	138	100	29	9
698	We wanted your going-away party to be a blast.	1.3404	0.04703	141	99	36	6
699	What do you mean your leaving me ?	1.3403	0.04944	144	104	31	9
700	I heard you have quite a reputation for being loose.	1.3403	0.05230	144	107	25	12
701	So…how’s it going?	1.3403	0.05502	144	110	19	15
702	I'm certain there are easier ways to leave me, Lauren.	1.3401	0.05062	147	108	28	11
703	So you're the new girl. Good luck. The old girl made quite a hit.	1.3396	0.05112	159	120	24	15
704	Say, aren't you the girl from last year who jumped out of the cake?	1.3395	0.04479	162	115	39	8
705	It’s safe to come out now. Your ex just left.	1.3394	0.04901	165	123	27	14
706	you'll get home before me, will you let the dog out?	1.3392	0.04243	171	120	44	7
707	Perhaps you suffer from projectile dysfunction	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
708	If you want to leave, why don't you just say so.	1.3383	0.05431	133	99	23	11
709	I’m an actuary. What do you do?	1.3382	0.05445	136	102	22	12
710	The catapult lady in the other room asked me to ask you the GPS again.	1.3380	0.05372	142	107	22	13
711	I don’t think that it what is meant as a booster shot.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
712	Actually, I'd say we're both lit.	1.3379	0.05012	145	106	29	10
713	I told you we'd have a blast	1.3379	0.04716	145	103	35	7
714	Trust me. This will knock an hour off your commute	1.3377	0.04688	151	108	35	8
715	Are the trains still down?	1.3377	0.04688	151	108	35	8
716	Never thought I'd meet a bombshell like you at Harry's party.	1.3377	0.04962	151	111	29	11
717	Sure, I'll wait here while you gunpowder your nose."	1.3377	0.05306	151	115	21	15
718	And I thought that I was getting blasted tonight.	1.3376	0.04478	157	111	39	7
719	I'm picking up notes of apricot and cinnamon, along with a hint of desperation.	1.3375	0.04511	160	114	38	8
720	No, I don’t have a short fuse. You?	1.3374	0.04784	163	120	31	12
721	Welcome to our gender reveal party!	1.3373	0.04886	169	127	27	15
722	I'm sure the hosts won't be offended if you just walk out the door.	1.3361	0.05411	122	89	25	8
723	Hey, anything to avoid spending the entire night in high heels, right?	1.3359	0.05376	131	97	24	10
724	Your mother and I agree. It’s time to stop working from home.	1.3358	0.05311	137	102	24	11
725	Don’t you think there’s a more subtle way to tell our friends we’re getting divorced ?	1.3357	0.05230	140	104	25	11
726	It’s a going away party	1.3356	0.04689	146	104	35	7
727	As you’re about to learn, it’s hard to get anyone’s attention here in the Big Apple.	1.3356	0.04627	149	106	36	7
728	Just a moment, please, while I open the window for you.	1.3355	0.04471	152	107	39	6
729	Say when.	1.3355	0.04602	155	111	36	8
730	I understand you’re working remotely these days.	1.3353	0.04716	170	126	31	13
731	Any excuse not to hear about Doug's online sommelier course.	1.3333	0.05047	147	109	27	11
732	If we could meet afterwards, I'd like to talk to you about setting up an annuity.	1.3333	0.04885	150	110	30	10
733	What a coincidence! I love canons too.	1.3333	0.04994	153	114	27	12
734	It's kind of a cross between an Irish Goodbye and Brexit.	1.3333	0.04859	147	107	31	9
735	I applaud your decision to go out with a bang.	1.3333	0.04698	150	108	34	8
736	After a few glasses I feel pretty loose myself.	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
737	You look wonderful in black	1.3333	0.04716	162	119	32	11
738	See, I told you this party was going to be a blast!!!	1.3333	0.04859	147	107	31	9
739	You got your wish. You will be a big shot on Park Avenue!	1.3333	0.05025	144	106	28	10
740	Wow! You're truly a bombshell!	1.3333	0.04792	150	109	32	9
741	What did I just drink?	1.3333	0.05593	120	89	22	9
742	Wouldn't a ride home be a better option ?	1.3333	0.04262	174	124	42	8
743	Yeah, but it pays more than jumping out of a cake!	1.3333	0.04608	159	115	35	9
744	Would you like to get a drink later if you’re not going anywhere?	1.3333	0.04563	174	128	34	12
745	Shouldn’t you be coming out of a cake?	1.3333	0.04860	159	118	29	12
746	It’s faster than an uber.	1.3333	0.04663	147	105	35	7
747	Frankly it's not the glass ceiling I'm worried about.	1.3314	0.04652	169	125	32	12
748	Let's get this party started.	1.3312	0.04553	157	113	36	8
749	I don't know. I just thought maybe we could try to find that spark again.	1.3312	0.04792	154	113	31	10
750	See? I told you Chuck's parties are always a blast.	1.3312	0.04703	154	112	33	9
751	I think you are going to make a big impression	1.3312	0.04792	154	113	31	10
752	Are you avoiding me?	1.3311	0.04948	151	112	28	11
753	I love an introvert with an exit strategy.	1.3310	0.05091	145	108	26	11
754	I'm lit too.	1.3310	0.05166	142	106	25	11
755	Well, it's a long story but I don't think you have the time.	1.3310	0.04868	142	103	31	8
756	You'll have a blast	1.3309	0.04611	139	98	36	5
757	OK, I'll keep this short.	1.3309	0.04938	139	101	30	8
758	It’s so nice to speak with someone who has such clear plans for the future.	1.3309	0.05043	139	102	28	9
759	so... tell me something interesting about yourself	1.3309	0.05328	136	102	23	11
760	Don't you think there's a belter way to let the guests know the party's over?	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
761	So where’d you put the ball	1.3306	0.05428	121	89	23	8
762	They were out of giant pop-out cakes due to supply chain issues	1.3305	0.04971	118	83	31	4
763	It's rare for me to find a woman so easy to talk to.	1.3294	0.04553	170	125	34	11
764	Lots of people are good at making a grand entrance, but I have to hand it to you, you’ve taken going out with a bang to a new level.	1.3292	0.04727	161	119	31	11
765	I too am a Civil War reënactor.	1.3292	0.04474	161	116	37	8
766	You said you wanted to start the year off with a bang	1.3290	0.04939	155	116	27	12
767	Because you have nothing to wear?	1.3290	0.04939	155	116	27	12
768	You must be the bigshot I have heard about.	1.3289	0.05168	149	113	23	13
769	'You're leaving early?'	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
770	Bob has assured me he setup the trampoline.	1.3287	0.05039	143	106	27	10
771	I brought you here to tell you that you’re fired.	1.3287	0.05039	143	106	27	10
772	I like a girl who's primed and ready to go.	1.3286	0.04909	140	102	30	8
773	You've been listening to "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" again, haven't you?	1.3285	0.04981	137	100	29	8
774	So we both want to get banged tonight.	1.3285	0.05590	137	106	17	14
775	So it only goes off if your COVID test comes back positive?	1.3282	0.05358	131	98	23	10
776	You're not leaving, are you?	1.3277	0.05217	119	86	27	6
777	Your launch party sure is unique.	1.3269	0.04826	156	116	29	11
778	Best gender reveal idea ever right honey?!?!	1.3268	0.04892	153	114	28	11
779	I’m betting that Dwane had a hard time finding a woman of your caliber.	1.3268	0.04527	153	110	36	7
780	Isn't the canon a bit outdated	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
781	Sorry, I'm looking for someone more down to earth.	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
782	Your dad told me your were in show business now.	1.3265	0.05123	147	111	24	12
783	I see you’re not one for subtle exits?”.	1.3265	0.04441	147	104	37	5
784	Most people find my charm quite disarming.	1.3264	0.05292	144	110	21	13
785	I didn't mean to trigger you.	1.3264	0.04911	144	106	29	9
786	I opened the window, called for an ambulance, got you a drink and lit the fuse. Anything else?	1.3264	0.04811	144	105	31	8
787	You could have just said you weren't interested.	1.3262	0.04982	141	104	28	9
788	So this is how they do 15 second speed dating.	1.3262	0.04982	141	104	28	9
789	So you really are leaving him!	1.3261	0.05056	138	102	27	9
790	Hang in there, you'll go far.	1.3261	0.04950	138	101	29	8
791	Shoot yourself out of a cannon here often?	1.3259	0.05133	135	100	26	9
792	How about a drink before you take off?	1.3259	0.05239	135	101	24	10
793	If you want to go, let's just take the stairs.	1.3259	0.05239	135	101	24	10
794	Actually,the first step in the canonization process is death.	1.3256	0.05521	129	98	20	11
795	There are easier ways to have an impact.	1.3254	0.05018	126	91	29	6
796	Say you love me,and I'll open the window.	1.3254	0.05501	126	95	21	10
797	No, I said the Pachelbel canon	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
798	So it was this or the middle seat?	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
799	A drink before you take off?	1.3252	0.04914	163	124	25	14
800	Next time bring a designated driver.	1.3250	0.04393	160	115	38	7
801	Yes dear, this is the fastest way to get to the mall for Black Friday sales!	1.3250	0.05444	120	88	23	8
802	Would you care for a shot?	1.3248	0.04627	157	115	33	9
803	Can I just tell you a quick story about my family tree before you go?	1.3248	0.05268	117	85	26	6
804	You’re sure I can’t call you a cab?	1.3247	0.04503	154	111	36	7
805	Nice wheels.	1.3246	0.05502	114	84	23	7
806	I agree, taxis and Ubers can be slow.	1.3245	0.04932	151	113	27	11
807	I just wanted a small little hand gun for the party,but I guess everything bigger in texas	1.3245	0.05021	151	113	25	12
808	Wow! When my aunt Faustina was canonized, all she got was a t-shirt	1.3245	0.04750	151	111	31	9
809	Well, it's been a blast!	1.3243	0.04519	148	106	36	6
810	We’re kindred spirits. My ex has always told people I’m a clown.	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
811	Hi, I work in accounting.	1.3239	0.05150	142	107	24	11
812	It was supposed to be a cake but the bakery was closed.	1.3237	0.05228	139	105	23	11
813	I ordered the girl to pop out of a CAKE.	1.3237	0.04703	139	100	33	6
814	Wouldn't it be simpler just to clink this glass with a spoon?	1.3237	0.05327	139	106	21	12
815	I think you're gonna get a real bang out of this.	1.3235	0.04993	136	100	28	8
816	Would you like the window open or closed?	1.3233	0.05179	133	99	25	9
817	Can I get your number in the next five seconds?	1.3231	0.04661	130	92	34	4
818	Being fired can be a blessing in disguise	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
819	I’m into art.	1.3228	0.05230	127	94	25	8
820	So, hey, I'm about to get blasted too!	1.3228	0.04858	158	119	27	12
821	I like to put an emphasis on the "speed" part of dating...	1.3228	0.04331	158	113	39	6
822	Sorry you have to take off so soon."	1.3228	0.04423	158	114	37	7
823	When I said I think you should shoot for the stars I meant it allegorically.....	1.3224	0.04535	152	110	35	7
824	I've had a blast, too.	1.3221	0.04973	149	112	26	11
825	Dinner sometime? I'm an orthopedic surgeon, so we might be a good match.	1.3221	0.04594	149	108	34	7
826	I reread the divorce agreement...it's in there.	1.3221	0.04787	149	110	30	9
827	… and then of course there’s our Platinum Protection Plan, which gives you extra peace of mind for only $9.99 more per month…	1.3220	0.06240	118	94	10	14
828	I’m bored too but maybe we can sneak out quietly	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
829	Frankly,we’ve moved beyond the Western cannon	1.3219	0.04950	146	109	27	10
830	Well this is nice. Most woman run away from me as soon as I start talking.	1.3219	0.05044	146	110	25	11
831	My ex was a loose cannon , too.	1.3219	0.04552	146	105	35	6
832	Yeah, I hate riding the subway too.	1.3217	0.05024	115	82	29	4
833	Have you met the woman in the other room who says her life is one long high wire act?	1.3217	0.05119	143	108	24	11
834	Could we catch up later?	1.3212	0.04852	137	100	30	7
835	I wonder what you'd be like after three cocktails, Cathy	1.3212	0.05276	137	104	22	11
836	Here’s your shot, now don’t blow it!	1.3212	0.04852	137	99	30	7
837	So...what are you wearing?	1.3209	0.05036	134	99	27	8
838	You'll go places fast.	1.3209	0.05360	134	102	21	11
839	Are you available New Year’s Eve?	1.3209	0.05254	134	101	23	10
840	It’s better than Uber except for the powder burns.	1.3209	0.05254	134	101	23	10
841	At least there is no middle seat.	1.3206	0.04757	131	94	32	5
842	Are we the only ones getting bombed at this party?	1.3203	0.04697	128	91	33	4
843	I know you said you wanted to go out with a bang, but this is a bit much.	1.3203	0.04697	128	91	33	4
844	I got rid of my car too.	1.3203	0.05312	128	96	23	9
845	I like to leave early too.	1.3203	0.04510	153	111	35	7
846	Is this really how you want to launch your career?	1.3200	0.04853	150	112	28	10
847	If you're aimed properly, drop in to my place.	1.3200	0.04665	150	110	32	8
848	Want a shot?	1.3200	0.05518	125	95	20	10
849	Not to worry! When it's time, we will open the window.	1.3200	0.05279	125	93	24	8
850	Would you like a drink? Some gunpowder? A helmet?	1.3198	0.04858	172	133	23	16
851	Are you sure I can't call you a Lyft?	1.3197	0.04728	147	108	31	8
852	May I offer you a cigarette?	1.3194	0.04893	144	107	28	9
853	You'll probably get home first. Can you let the dog out?	1.3193	0.04761	166	126	27	13
854	Something's making me suspect I'm boring you.	1.3191	0.04861	141	104	29	8
855	This takes speed dating to a whole new level!	1.3191	0.05065	141	106	25	10
856	They told me you were a BOMBSHELL…	1.3191	0.04861	141	104	29	8
857	Wow, you’re online profile did say you have an explosive personality !	1.3191	0.04308	141	99	39	3
858	What time do you blast off?	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
859	I guess that’s the last time you’ll ask the host if the dip is gluten-free.	1.3185	0.05004	135	100	27	8
860	You´ll go far!	1.3185	0.04893	135	99	29	7
861	So...you only do Second Amendment parties?	1.3185	0.04870	157	119	26	12
862	I’m sorry, Jennifer, but the invitation clearly stated that all guests must be vaccinated.	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
863	You Da Bomb!	1.3182	0.05081	132	98	26	8
864	Or we could go back to my place	1.3182	0.05081	132	98	26	8
865	Leave the canon, take the cannoli.	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
866	Oh, you'll be home way before me.	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
867	So you're saying I've got a shot?	1.3178	0.05160	129	96	25	8
868	Well...you said you wanted to go out with a bang.	1.3176	0.04701	148	109	31	8
869	It’s the only way you’ll get home in time for Jeopardy.	1.3176	0.04985	148	112	25	11
870	Trust me It’s safer than the vaccine	1.3175	0.05243	126	94	24	8
871	Can I give you a ride home?	1.3175	0.05121	126	93	26	7
872	Hi there again. I’m back with your refill!	1.3175	0.05243	126	94	24	8
873	You're a big shot - any advice?	1.3171	0.05074	123	90	27	6
874	You seem to be in a rather precarious situation here. Are you at all concerned that you’ll be fired?	1.3169	0.04934	142	106	27	9
875	Make me an offer I can defuse.	1.3167	0.05674	120	92	18	10
876	I meant I wanted you to meet a Big Shot	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
877	So you're into long distance dating	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
878	Where ever did you find the perfect size cannon?	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
879	You know that's a painting of a window?	1.3162	0.05381	117	87	23	7
880	I’m sorry, but this is how we say goodbye to party crashers.	1.3162	0.05081	136	102	25	9
881	You look like you're having a blast!	1.3158	0.04798	152	114	28	10
882	So Nancy, what do you like to do for fun?	1.3158	0.05048	133	99	26	8
883	Let's blow this place	1.3158	0.05160	133	100	24	9
884	Have you even considered why your employer hires an assistant every single day?	1.3154	0.04674	149	110	31	8
885	Give my regards to Broadway!	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
886	It's faster than Uber. I call it Fodder.	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
887	What a blast to see you again!	1.3151	0.04533	146	106	34	6
888	I just guess I choose a different way to get blasted at parties	1.3151	0.04737	146	108	30	8
889	You won’t be the first to get fired at a Christmas party, heh-heh.	1.3150	0.04835	127	92	30	5
890	Remind me again, after your attention-seeking episode, do I put the cannon in with the recyclables? Laura Milo, Morganville, NJ	1.3150	0.05327	127	96	22	9
891	Didn't I tell you this party would be a blast?	1.3150	0.04962	127	93	28	6
892	While you're out, we could use some more pinot.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
893	Do call me so I know you got home safely.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
894	Too late now, but you'll need to switch wheels to make the window.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
895	I know what you mean! The F train can be so slow on weekends.	1.3147	0.04803	143	106	29	8
896	Can I get you anything drink, dip ... helmet?	1.3145	0.05416	124	94	21	9
897	Fascinating. So what do you do for an encore?	1.3145	0.05535	124	95	19	10
898	You're a blast at parties.	1.3145	0.04908	124	90	29	5
899	Wow! This IPO launch party is a lot more than I expected.	1.3145	0.04898	159	122	24	13
900	So, how long are you here for?	1.3143	0.04543	140	101	34	5
901	It could put you out of cell phone range.”	1.3143	0.04975	140	105	26	9
902	I’m picking up a vibe that you don’t want to talk anymore…	1.3139	0.04720	137	100	31	6
903	I have a really soft landing pad at my place.	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
904	Can't you make the usual excuses and leave by the door.	1.3139	0.05049	137	103	25	9
905	You won the free trip.	1.3136	0.05607	118	90	19	9
906	I guess that's enough about me, let's talk about you.	1.3136	0.05476	118	89	21	8
907	Must you pop off so soon?	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
908	Hey, wanna' get outta' here? Lemme point you toward my apartment.	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
909	Will you be orbiting or shall I meet you on the roof for a drink?	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
910	People tend to go to extraordinary lengths to avoid talking to me at parties."	1.3133	0.04836	150	113	27	10
911	One more glass of wine and it’ll be a piece of cake	1.3130	0.04997	115	83	28	4
912	Ironic that you have to leave... just when the party is about to get interesting... because of how you're leaving	1.3130	0.04608	131	94	33	4
913	I like your costume."	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
914	Leave it to Ted to throw a mistress reveal party.	1.3130	0.04976	131	97	27	7
915	I don't know if getting yourself shot out of a cannon is a good idea, but you should at least wear a mask.	1.3130	0.05207	131	99	23	9
916	It was either this or a cake.	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
917	If only we could get their attention	1.3125	0.04673	128	92	32	4
918	If at any point this experience becomes subjectively scary—just remember how great this will look on your college applications.	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
919	I thought you were opposed to the current literary canon.	1.3125	0.05070	144	110	23	11
920	What are you doing later?	1.3125	0.04566	144	105	33	6
921	This is my first time speed-dating. You?	1.3125	0.05518	128	99	18	11
922	Trust me. Uber is so last week.	1.3125	0.05629	128	100	16	12
923	Thank you anyway. I’m set for my ride home.	1.3125	0.04803	128	93	30	5
924	0k honey, I got the hint. I’ll go and get the car”	1.3121	0.04683	157	117	29	10
925	'''I miss traveling too, but I guess not quite as much as you...."	1.3120	0.05257	125	94	23	8
926	Just remember to stick the landing.	1.3116	0.04577	138	100	33	5
927	Like me, looks like you're already lit.	1.3116	0.04691	138	101	31	6
928	Didn’t you work the Miller’s gender reveal last week?	1.3115	0.05470	122	93	20	9
929	Wow, ever since your liposuction you can fit into anything!	1.3111	0.05094	135	102	24	9
930	So you will be leaving early?	1.3111	0.04639	135	98	32	5
931	Wow, and here I was thinking the petite fours were the grand finale!	1.3111	0.05094	135	102	24	9
932	Hey, in this economy, who hasn’t been?	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
933	I told you you should have chosen truth.	1.3111	0.05094	135	102	24	9
934	Boom voyage!	1.3109	0.05167	119	88	25	6
935	When he comes in we'll yell "Surprise" and tell him to make a wish and blow out the fuse. Then you pop out and do your dance. What could go wrong?	1.3108	0.05060	148	114	22	12
936	Risk management isn't going to like this.	1.3103	0.05797	116	90	16	10
937	I do have one last question… Is the Sauvignon Blanc in the fridge all we have?	1.3103	0.04644	145	107	31	7
938	I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.	1.3103	0.04944	145	110	25	10
939	You really should have negotiated a severance package before agreeing to be fired.	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
940	This is what we do to New Yorker editors who don't find our contributions to the caption contest funny!	1.3103	0.05925	116	91	14	11
941	You’re impulsive. I like that in a woman.	1.3103	0.05797	116	90	16	10
942	Catch you later.	1.3101	0.05138	129	97	24	8
943	When I said you could use a shot, I meant a drink.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
944	I told you your entrance- er- exit would bring down the house!	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
945	Sorry...we can't move the window.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
946	Here's to finally crashing through the glass ceiling.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
947	Relax. You're going to be a big hit!	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
948	Looks like you are getting ready to go nowhere fast	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
949	Just so you know, we are on a bus line.	1.3094	0.05090	139	106	23	10
950	Interesting! Who told you it was a costume party?	1.3094	0.04881	139	104	27	8
951	I want to light your fire.	1.3094	0.04881	139	104	27	8
952	Is this the sign you’re ready to go?	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
953	My daughter is aiming for Yale, too.	1.3091	0.04959	110	79	28	3
954	You’re dating profile said you were a firecracker.	1.3087	0.04557	149	110	32	7
955	I'm in finance. And what do you do?	1.3083	0.05525	120	92	19	9
956	I think you'll really make an impression wherever you land.	1.3083	0.05356	133	103	19	11
957	OK, now it's a super-spreader event.	1.3083	0.04674	133	97	31	4
958	Best of luck at college,sweetheart.	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
959	Don't you just love gender reveal parties?	1.3082	0.04817	146	110	27	9
960	You must really hate small talk.	1.3082	0.04617	146	108	31	7
961	Did Elon Musk suggest this?	1.3082	0.04718	146	109	29	8
962	Would it help if I opened a window?	1.3082	0.04545	159	119	31	9
963	Smile, you're on Candid Cannon!	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
964	Can I offer you a drink before you take off?	1.3077	0.04865	156	120	24	12
965	This is way more exciting than the usual Bon Voyage party.	1.3077	0.04573	143	105	32	6
966	I see you can't wait to leave the party.	1.3072	0.04754	153	116	27	10
967	once you clear the window, you will be fine	1.3072	0.04754	153	116	27	10
968	And you must be Mrs Pachelbel?	1.3071	0.05258	140	109	19	12
969	I don’t think this is what the host meant when he asked if you wanted a shot.	1.3071	0.04938	127	94	27	6
970	Wow! You really are a bombshell!	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
971	... am I talking too much ?	1.3070	0.05727	114	88	17	9
972	You must be a blast at parties.	1.3067	0.04819	150	114	25	10
973	My ex said I was so boring, people would do anything to get out of a conversation with me"	1.3066	0.04582	137	100	32	5
974	My cannon also shoots amazing things.	1.3063	0.05694	111	85	18	8
975	You had me at hello.	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
976	Are you sure I can’t get you an Uber?	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
977	Ready to leave?	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
978	I'm sorry if your friends think I'm boring	1.3058	0.04958	121	89	27	5
979	When you get there tell them I said hi.	1.3056	0.04438	144	105	34	5
980	I know we planned to leave quickly, but this is too obvious.	1.3056	0.04856	144	109	26	9
981	No worry, you'll soon find your own trajectory.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
982	'Loose cannon'" is a metaphor, darling. Not something to take literally.	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
983	So why don’t we shoot over to my place, and I’ll show you my Cannon	1.3052	0.04637	154	116	29	9
984	I won't let anyone drive home while intoxicated from this party. Trust me this is much safer. Just remember to tuck and roll!	1.3051	0.05316	118	89	22	7
985	It's not where you go, it's all about the trip	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
986	They're not serving Cannonballs anymore. They've moved onto Boiler Makers.	1.3049	0.04526	164	124	30	10
987	I see you’re launching your art career!	1.3046	0.04791	151	114	26	9
988	I know we may only have a short time together	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
989	Yeah, a lot of my days are shot to hell too.	1.3043	0.05683	115	89	17	9
990	Ms Howitzer, I presume?	1.3040	0.04714	125	91	30	4
991	I'm more of an 'Irish-Goodbye' guy myself.	1.3040	0.05355	125	96	20	9
992	I’ve been told I have a short fuse too.	1.3040	0.05233	125	95	22	8
993	Its not every day you meet someone of your caliber.	1.3038	0.04553	158	118	30	9
994	Don't you hate it when someone can't take a hint?	1.3037	0.05390	135	106	17	12
995	My number? 3...2...1...	1.3037	0.04962	135	102	25	8
996	Well the fascinating thing about cryptocurrency is...	1.3034	0.04827	145	110	26	9
997	When you asked if I knew what really burns your ass I thought you were being rhetorical.	1.3033	0.05446	122	94	19	9
998	I said SEX-bomb darling, you always forget the sex part.	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
999	Do you think you'd be interested in taking a shot at me?	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
1000	Why can’t you just get high like I do?	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
1001	Joe wasn't kidding when he told me you were a real bombshell."	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
1002	They're doing shots in the kitchen too.	1.3030	0.05037	132	100	24	8
1003	Back in my day, we shot cereal out of cannons.	1.3028	0.04468	142	104	33	5
1004	Shouldn't we open the window more?	1.3025	0.04707	119	86	30	3
1005	I’ve got the next round.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
1006	It’s a pain in the butt, but at least it beats the traffic.	1.3025	0.05141	119	89	24	6
1007	Well, I see your life is finally going on an upward trajectory.	1.3023	0.04873	129	96	27	6
1008	So, how is your psychotherapy going?	1.3023	0.05347	129	100	19	10
1009	I told you not to come.	1.3023	0.04996	129	97	25	7
1010	Just remember to tuck and roll!	1.3023	0.04996	129	97	25	7
1011	Social safety net be damned --- I just had to come over and introduce myself.	1.3023	0.04747	129	95	29	5
1012	FYI, the toilet's working now.	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1013	I think I got it, Is it Tick Tick Boom ?	1.3016	0.05436	126	98	18	10
1014	Can't you just give a guy a shot?	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
1015	There’s a larger window in the study.	1.3010	0.05988	103	80	15	8
1016	Your mother and I are hoping we'll see more of you now that we've installed a skylight.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1017	This is not the ‘let’s leave’ signal we agreed on.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1018	One more shot?	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1019	We just met. What’s the rush?	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1020	Sybil! The walls of the gallery are solid cement; you are about to become a “Jackson Pollack”.	1.3008	0.05227	133	103	20	10
1021	I hear you made a big impression in your Philharmonic debut in the '1812 Overture'.	1.3007	0.04551	153	115	30	8
1022	Aren’t you having a blast?	1.3000	0.05222	100	73	24	3
1023	Didn't I see you popping out of a cake somewhere?	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
1024	Okay to shoot by later?	1.3000	0.04456	130	94	33	3
1025	And if this doesn't get their attention...?	1.3000	0.04610	150	113	29	8
1026	Wear a mask, honey. You might land near an anti-vaxxer.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
1027	If you want to leave, we can just leave. You don't have to be dramatic.	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1028	Great costume!	1.2993	0.04789	137	103	27	7
1029	Any travel plans?	1.2993	0.04789	137	103	27	7
1030	What time to do you go off?	1.2993	0.04559	137	101	31	5
1031	I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone of your caliber before!	1.2992	0.05039	127	95	24	7
1032	It’s the newest way to get to the top.	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
1033	May I douse your fuse?	1.2991	0.05328	117	89	21	7
1034	So you’re going for the grand exit?	1.2987	0.04334	154	114	34	6
1035	And it's powered purely by academic pretentiousness you say?	1.2985	0.04858	134	101	26	7
1036	No, the glass ceiling has never been an issue for me.	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
1037	Can't find an Uber?	1.2984	0.04989	124	93	25	6
1038	So that's how you make your fast exits from a dull party.	1.2984	0.05245	124	95	21	8
1039	Got any plans for New Year's?	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
1040	I envy you because I have a really short fuse	1.2979	0.04358	141	103	34	4
1041	Wow,your a real bombshell.	1.2979	0.05107	141	110	20	11
1042	Impressive idea, but you may want to quickly google 'Sally Ride' .	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
1043	Maybe life wouldn’t feel like a circus act if your aren’t always getting loaded…	1.2977	0.05163	131	101	21	9
1044	I told you this party would be a blast!	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1045	So you're finally launching your start up?	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
1046	In my fraternity days I would often get blasted, too.	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1047	Wow, you must be the artist famous for making dramatic exits!	1.2975	0.03966	158	114	41	3
1048	I’m glad to see another female author in the cannon.	1.2973	0.04838	148	114	24	10
1049	You’ll be okay. It’s illegal to yell ‘FIRE!’ in a crowded cocktail party.	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
1050	Shouldn’t you be in a cake?	1.2973	0.04838	148	114	24	10
1051	I wondered what they meant by “High Caliber Entertainment”	1.2971	0.04413	138	101	33	4
1052	Maybe you can tell me why that left wheel is so much smaller than the right one?	1.2969	0.04621	128	94	30	4
1053	You know there are other safer ways to get where you need to go and still avoid the subway.	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
1054	Interestingly,the cannon was invented in 12th century China…	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
1055	Don't you think you're taking "social distancing" a bit far?	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
1056	I'm not really comfortable in crowds yet, either.	1.2966	0.04498	145	108	31	6
1057	Must you leave so soon?	1.2963	0.04827	135	102	26	7
1058	I'm just going to sneak out when no one is looking.	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1059	I'm a bit of a loose canon myself.	1.2963	0.04787	162	127	22	13
1060	Well,you’ve got my attention! Are you wearing anything in there?	1.2960	0.05208	125	96	21	8
1061	Do we always have to be the first to leave?	1.2960	0.05208	125	96	21	8
1062	You're the performance artist?	1.2960	0.04955	125	94	25	6
1063	Get out of there immediately! I’d never fire an employee of your caliber.	1.2960	0.04687	125	92	29	4
1064	But then I said, ' who wants a humdrum divorce?'	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
1065	It's a shame you have to leave so soon.	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
1066	I guess they were right Ivanka when they said you will do anything for attention.	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
1067	Your coming out party, I presume	1.2960	0.05682	125	100	13	12
1068	Do you believe in love at last sight?	1.2960	0.05451	125	98	17	10
1069	Mr. Davidson found a great new way to get people home without worrying about any impaired driving.	1.2959	0.06017	98	76	15	7
1070	You have social anxiety? But you appear so confident.	1.2958	0.05075	142	111	20	11
1071	I never thought there’d be a worse alternative to a shotgun wedding.	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1072	I have been wanting to get one of these as I hear they are really good on milage.	1.2957	0.05089	115	86	24	5
1073	So, are you the artist or just a thrill seeker?	1.2957	0.05236	115	87	22	6
1074	So are you the big shot performing artist everyone is talking about?	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
1075	I'll handle the fire department, just don't forget the ice.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
1076	Hi, I’m Dave. How do you like me so far?	1.2955	0.05240	132	103	19	10
1077	I understand you've been trying to get my attention?	1.2952	0.06041	105	83	13	9
1078	I hear your career is really taking off.	1.2951	0.05032	122	92	24	6
1079	Our building has a variety of alternative transportation options.	1.2950	0.04618	139	104	29	6
1080	Are you sure the window's open?	1.2950	0.04386	139	102	33	4
1081	I had no idea Segway made this Get-away model.	1.2950	0.04729	139	105	27	7
1082	I don't believe we've met, I fly United.	1.2946	0.05327	112	85	21	6
1083	Alright, you get the house.	1.2946	0.05092	129	99	22	8
1084	I couldn't agree more—let the airlines strike.	1.2946	0.05324	129	101	18	10
1085	You only get one chance to make a first impression.	1.2945	0.04255	146	107	35	4
1086	I know things have been rough lately, but I'm sure you'll land on your feet.	1.2941	0.04318	136	99	34	3
1087	I think you're at the wrong party	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1088	And may I ask, is there a Mr. Knievel?	1.2941	0.05675	102	78	18	6
1089	I guess you could say she has a short fuse.	1.2937	0.04397	160	121	31	8
1090	I've always wanted to start a relationship with a bang!	1.2936	0.05422	109	83	20	6
1091	Uhm,hey,hi. I, didn’t realize speed-dating was so intense.	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
1092	Try this wine...it's the Bomb!"	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
1093	I see you are saving money on Uber.	1.2932	0.05094	133	103	21	9
1094	“When you leave, this party will be a blast.”	1.2931	0.05197	116	88	22	6
1095	"Are you Freudian or Jungian in your ethos?	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
1096	Wow, this second glass is hitting me pretty hard	1.2931	0.04900	116	86	26	4
1097	So you’re NOT staying for cake?	1.2931	0.05051	116	87	24	5
1098	I always have a blast at Charlie's parties!	1.2930	0.04167	157	116	36	5
1099	I'm single, own my own company, like long walks on the beach and being shot out of cannons.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1100	Nice icebreaker	1.2927	0.04861	123	92	26	5
1101	I knew you'd come out when the wine was served.	1.2927	0.04722	123	91	28	4
1102	So, you haven't found new work since the circus closed?	1.2927	0.04997	123	93	24	6
1103	This went really well for a blind date! Can I call you?	1.2927	0.05257	123	95	20	8
1104	It's great to see more women in the canon.	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
1105	It's our anniversary, you said, let's do shots, you said...	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1106	I'm more of a "how about this weather?" kind of guy	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
1107	Sweetheart, when you were young, I always said you were a pistol. And now look at you.	1.2917	0.05212	120	92	21	7
1108	Well, I think your career is definitely on an upward trajectory.	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1109	I heard you married a big shot	1.2914	0.04660	151	116	26	9
1110	Are you really leaving in 6 seconds?	1.2913	0.04887	127	96	25	6
1111	Fine, Olivia. If we need a stripper pole, we'll get a stripper pole.	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
1112	I was planning on landing somewhere else tonight, too!	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
1113	So funny, I thought you were going to jump off the diving board and grab your knees.	1.2909	0.05532	110	85	18	7
1114	We are maskless and indoors so everyone here is taking a risk.	1.2908	0.04562	141	106	29	6
1115	We're out of cheese.	1.2906	0.05159	117	89	22	6
1116	I see you found our prenup agreement“	1.2903	0.05465	124	98	16	10
1117	I hear its very competitively priced, especially compared to Space X and Virgin.	1.2901	0.04784	131	99	26	6
1118	You should really wear a helmet.	1.2901	0.04905	131	100	24	7
1119	so then elon said '69 is the new 420' and it was so freakin epic! anyway, back to crypto...	1.2900	0.05911	100	78	15	7
1120	Sure I can't call you an Uber?	1.2897	0.05313	107	81	21	5
1121	Couldn't you once manage a party without getting blasted?	1.2897	0.04970	107	79	25	3
1122	Yes, you have a unique way of 'Coming Out,' Darling.	1.2897	0.04368	145	108	32	5
1123	Finally, a solution to our no-politics rule.	1.2895	0.05392	114	88	19	7
1124	I've always felt that I was destined to meet someone of your caliber.	1.2895	0.04538	152	116	28	8
1125	Crosstown? You’ll get there faster on the E train	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
1126	We have something in common. We're both half lit.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1127	It's nice to find a woman of your caliber at a party these days.	1.2895	0.05246	114	87	21	6
1128	I think there are better ways of getting across town	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1129	Looks like someone brushed up on their party tricks during quarantine.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1130	A net? Just land on my sofa.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1131	Before you go, can I get your number?	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1132	Uber Express? I can’t say I’ve heard of it.	1.2893	0.05174	121	93	21	7
1133	It was really nice chatting. Good luck finding your vaccination card.	1.2893	0.05306	121	94	19	8
1134	I’m buck naked.	1.2891	0.04979	128	98	23	7
1135	Geez Mary if you needed an icebreaker to talk about gun control at the party , a magazine on your desk would suffice "	1.2889	0.04687	135	102	27	6
1136	We were expecting a cake	1.2885	0.05234	104	78	22	4
1137	Didn't I tell you it would be a blast??	1.2885	0.04864	104	76	26	2
1138	I know you’re not a fan of Merlot but really, isn’t this a bit much?	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1139	I heard you’re boring.	1.2883	0.05635	111	87	16	8
1140	That's one way to beat the traffic	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1141	I bet you can't quess what amendment I'm thinking of.	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1142	My guess is that canon was built for one.	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1143	You seem in a hurry to leave	1.2880	0.05057	125	96	22	7
1144	Miss you? Of course I will. The question is, will you miss me?	1.2880	0.04795	125	94	26	5
1145	Will you be safe going home alone?	1.2880	0.05183	125	97	20	8
1146	What are you doing after work?	1.2880	0.04658	125	93	28	4
1147	Maybe you’d like a drink first?	1.2880	0.04517	125	92	30	3
1148	That's too bad you don't get credit for any of those frequent fliers programs.	1.2879	0.04373	132	97	32	3
1149	Yeah, I hate all those travel restrictions too.	1.2879	0.04990	132	102	22	8
1150	How far will you go on a first date?	1.2878	0.04706	139	106	26	7
1151	That cannon would look better on my bedroom floor.	1.2872	0.06350	94	75	11	8
1152	You look different from your picture.	1.2870	0.05271	108	82	21	5
1153	No, I'm pretty sure that Lady Godiva rode a horse.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1154	I prefer ghosting.	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1155	I was hoping we could get blasted together.	1.2870	0.05350	115	89	19	7
1156	It’s your 2nd Amendment right, I suppose.	1.2869	0.05004	122	93	23	6
1157	The party is a real blast.	1.2868	0.04822	129	98	25	6
1158	If tomorrow night's not good for you, I'll understand.	1.2868	0.04946	129	99	23	7
1159	Call me when you have your elevator pitch.	1.2868	0.04946	129	99	23	7
1160	No failure-to-launch for you, right?	1.2868	0.05185	129	101	19	9
1161	My agency is running a special on life and casualty insurance.	1.2868	0.04694	129	97	27	5
1162	Seriously, Marybeth, I’m happy to call an Uber for you instead.	1.2868	0.04885	136	105	23	8
1163	Bringing weapons to work? If you keep this up you’ll be fired.	1.2867	0.04824	143	111	23	9
1164	You go ahead and I’ll direct them to the buffet.	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
1165	I see I'm too late to light your fuse.	1.2857	0.04893	126	96	24	6
1166	can i get your number in case you survive?	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1167	I knew I was boring, but am I THAT boring?	1.2857	0.04762	126	95	26	5
1168	Got a match?	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
1169	It’s mid 19th century modern.	1.2857	0.05445	112	87	18	7
1170	I'll bet you're a big splash at pool parties.	1.2857	0.04941	119	90	24	5
1171	It's so great talking to you. Usually it feels like women can't wait to get away.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1172	Or I could just drop you off in a cab.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1173	Sorry you have to leave.	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
1174	Go ahead, light my fire.	1.2857	0.04957	133	103	22	8
1175	Ooh and more olives, too.	1.2857	0.05295	112	85	20	6
1176	Let's shoot over to my place.	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
1177	I guess I should have paid more attention to the 'She's the bomb' on my dating app.	1.2847	0.04742	137	105	25	7
1178	When are they playing the”1812” Overture?	1.2847	0.04627	137	104	27	6
1179	Jumping out of a cake would be easier but everyone’s off gluten and sugar.	1.2847	0.04854	137	106	23	8
1180	I love your canon of work.	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
1181	Are you sure I can't call an Uber for you?	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
1182	Well, I see you are going out with a bang!"	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
1183	Call us when you get to Philadelphia.	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
1184	Well I told you not to get into the eggnog.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
1185	You're going to make a grand exit.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
1186	We've got to do this again, you're a ball!	1.2846	0.04968	123	93	23	6
1187	There’s an exit they won’t soon forget.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
1188	I'll make this quick...	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
1189	You know, I was something of a performance artist myself.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1190	Actually, we expected a dramatic entrance.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1191	There’s drones that can scan the exhibit a lot safer.	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1192	Hi, can you point me towards the mall?	1.2844	0.05695	109	86	15	8
1193	Do you do Bar Mitzvahs?	1.2844	0.05842	109	87	13	9
1194	Love the enthusiasm, but a New Year’s Eve hat would have sufficed.	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
1195	So, Miriam tells me you’re something of a big shot?	1.2843	0.05973	102	81	13	8
1196	Here’s to a great trajectory.	1.2843	0.04700	102	74	27	1
1197	Finding a soft landing is the key.	1.2843	0.05973	102	81	13	8
1198	You really are going to be quite the catch!	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1199	So I guess you won't be needing a ride home?	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1200	I think it's a toss up between 'Cannonball' and 'Light My Fire' for tonight's Karaoke.	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
1201	Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.	1.2835	0.04730	127	96	26	5
1202	Sincerely, thank you for being my conversation starter.	1.2835	0.04596	127	95	28	4
1203	Oh, didn’t even notice your cannon— I was too busy trying to figure out whatever the fuck is going on with the floor at this ghost party.	1.2833	0.05698	120	97	12	11
1204	Is it true that you plan to be canonized?	1.2833	0.04761	120	90	26	4
1205	No, I said our host was big on tannins.	1.2833	0.04611	120	89	28	3
1206	My DNA test said I come from a long line of human cannonballs.	1.2833	0.04761	120	90	26	4
1207	But we were just starting to catch up! I could get you a longer wick?	1.2832	0.05254	113	86	20	6
1208	I think you're really going to appreciate our open floor plan.	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1209	This is so much better than the party where you were sawed in half.	1.2830	0.05805	106	84	14	8
1210	It’s called a “Ringling Exit”	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1211	We're not keen on party crashers.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1212	I didn't know human cannonballs could work from home.	1.2828	0.06098	99	79	12	8
1213	you look explosive if i might say so.	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1214	The invitation clearly said 'Proof of Vaccination Required'.	1.2824	0.04372	131	97	31	3
1215	I’ll count you down…	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
1216	You must be the big shot.	1.2823	0.05065	124	96	20	7
1217	Rumor has it you’re about to be fired…	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
1218	It looks like you're ready to leave.	1.2822	0.04220	163	124	32	7
1219	I'll finish your wine and meet you at the car.	1.2822	0.04220	163	124	32	7
1220	Wow. You teach performance art at Bard.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
1221	You’ve certainly come out of your shell.	1.2821	0.04832	117	88	25	4
1222	Are you free for dinner afterwards?	1.2818	0.04499	110	80	29	1
1223	What kind of mileage do you get on that?	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1224	After this, should we meet at the hospital for another drink?	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1225	You're about to be fired.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1226	3 to 1 you don’t make it through the window.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1227	I had no idea circus performers can be “on call.	1.2818	0.05500	110	86	17	7
1228	At least they’ve got you pointed toward the window.	1.2818	0.05024	110	83	23	4
1229	How interesting. I was also the result of a circus accident.	1.2816	0.05054	103	77	23	3
1230	Have a good life and write if you get work.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1231	Did you forget your mask?	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1232	What were they thinking with this carpet?	1.2812	0.06052	96	76	13	7
1233	Now that’s an icebreaker.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
1234	The elevation's right but you'll never hit Jersey City with that windage.	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
1235	Really? You arrived in a cake?	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
1236	„With this, you‘re officially launched.“	1.2807	0.04907	114	86	24	4
1237	I'm kind of a big shot in my own way, too.	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1238	Once you clear the window, the pool is only three floors down.	1.2804	0.04932	107	80	24	3
1239	See you at home, honey	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
1240	Honestly, do you think I have a shot?	1.2803	0.04847	132	101	23	7
1241	So, what do you do when you're not with the circus?	1.2800	0.05029	125	97	21	7
1242	Honey, I do pay attention to you.	1.2800	0.05333	100	76	20	4
1243	Congratulations on your new position.	1.2800	0.04628	125	94	27	4
1244	We failed to create teleportation, soo....	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	22	6
1245	You're a real blast from the past.	1.2800	0.04765	125	95	25	5
1246	This party was the bomb!	1.2800	0.05140	100	75	22	3
1247	I like to start my nights out with a bang, too!	1.2797	0.04140	143	106	34	3
1248	At least you're not driving.	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1249	I'm a blast from your past!	1.2797	0.04644	118	88	27	3
1250	No, I've never heard of extreme social distancing.	1.2797	0.05231	118	92	19	7
1251	May I get you a glass of wine? Or do you want a light?	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
1252	Are you making an overture?	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
1253	I like that cannon. That's a nice cannon.	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1254	I prefer being squeezed from a tube, myself.	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
1255	Well, of course I'd like to see your party trick.	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1256	Is it Ok if I refer to you as a bomb shell?	1.2793	0.05147	111	85	21	5
1257	Private space travel is tres' chic.	1.2793	0.05147	111	85	21	5
1258	C’mon, you’re already a blast !	1.2793	0.04818	111	83	25	3
1259	10,9,8, I forgot your helmet, 3..	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1260	This will put “reveal parties” on a whole new level.	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1261	Trust me! This video will go viral in 30 seconds!!	1.2787	0.05109	122	95	20	7
1262	I don't like to drive either.	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
1263	It makes a much stronger statement than popping out of a cake.	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
1264	And if you think that dream was interesting, just wait until you hear this one.	1.2782	0.05158	133	106	17	10
1265	Aren't you a little old for your parents to be having a gender reveal party?	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
1266	Leaving early?	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
1267	Are you making 1812 Overtures to me?	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
1268	Thanks, but I’ll just get an Uber.	1.2782	0.04932	133	104	21	8
1269	So…did you go to school for this?	1.2778	0.05709	108	86	14	8
1270	I thought you signed up to pop out of a cake!	1.2778	0.05067	108	82	22	4
1271	What a coincidence. We both do shell games.	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
1272	We'll, if not your phone number, then how about your next of kin?	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1273	I don't know what to do with my hands either, but that's why I grabbed a drink.	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
1274	This is going to be the best book launch ever.	1.2774	0.05047	137	109	18	10
1275	Really, you’re aimed at NRA Headquarters?	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1276	I didn’t think Dave knew anyone of this caliber.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1277	perhaps you would like to hear some more of my anecdotes?	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1278	We've been looking for an employee of your caliber for years.	1.2772	0.05650	101	79	16	6
1279	Clever ghosting strategy.	1.2769	0.05006	130	102	20	8
1280	Times Square? I can point you in the right direction.	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1281	And you say they're still hiring?	1.2768	0.04781	112	84	25	3
1282	Hell of a launch party!	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
1283	When they go low, you go high!	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
1284	Don’t your think it would be a lot easier to just give me a fake number?	1.2768	0.05262	112	87	19	6
1285	They'll get a bang out of this...	1.2766	0.04942	141	112	19	10
1286	I may be presumptuous, but I sense we are of the same caliber	1.2766	0.04624	141	109	25	7
1287	No thanks. I’m driving so I can’t do shots with you tonight.	1.2764	0.04802	123	94	24	5
1288	I’d love to light you up.	1.2764	0.04516	123	92	28	3
1289	Have you considered Uber?	1.2764	0.04661	123	93	26	4
1290	So… how’s the gig economy treating you?	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1291	Something I said?	1.2762	0.05152	105	80	21	4
1292	I love your parents' approach to your "failure to launch."	1.2762	0.04972	105	79	23	3
1293	I’m just going to shoot out for a minute	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1294	Are you free next weekend to jump out of my birthday cake?	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1295	I've a long history of getting fired too, that's why I'm here networking.	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
1296	Trust me, it's the best option during surge pricing.	1.2761	0.04543	134	102	27	5
1297	So, you come here often?	1.2759	0.04676	116	87	26	3
1298	Alice, look at it this way, if my last name wasn’t Kramden…you’d never see the MOON!!!	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
1299	If you land in Paris,bring back a bottle of Château de Knouff 1983.	1.2759	0.04834	116	88	24	4
1300	Yes, this should be a lot more exciting than jumping out of a cake.	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
1301	No you are overreacting …however, if you are interested in renewing your car’s warranty …	1.2759	0.05419	116	92	16	8
1302	I heard you’re going south for the winter.	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
1303	I wonder what Freud would say about this?	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
1304	Alright, you win. I'll go to couples' therapy.	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
1305	May I fire you home?	1.2752	0.05510	109	86	16	7
1306	So I hear you have a new job?	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1307	Just passing through?	1.2752	0.04676	109	81	26	2
1308	There are less obvious ways to leave me at the party.	1.2752	0.05354	109	85	18	6
1309	Do you come out of here often?	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1310	I see you ordered the Harvey Wallbanger.	1.2752	0.04491	109	80	28	1
1311	I remember you from the last circus fundraiser.	1.2750	0.05153	120	94	19	7
1312	The door's to your left.	1.2750	0.04728	120	91	25	4
1313	Watch your head on the way out.	1.2750	0.04728	120	91	25	4
1314	I can’t wait to see the rest of you	1.2748	0.04972	131	103	20	8
1315	When Katie discovered no-one else was dressing up for Halloween she realized her civil war costume was a little conspicuous.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1316	Hang on, I’m not done talking about cancel culture.	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
1317	You always said you wanted a great send off.	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1318	Let me just say how much we appreciate your wanting to break our glass ceiling.	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1319	I Googled ‘Physics’; you’ll be fine.	1.2743	0.04399	113	83	29	1
1320	....and I said I don't care what HR says, its very difficult for me to work from home!	1.2743	0.05067	113	87	21	5
1321	Please come again when you can stay longer.	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
1322	I hear you also had a blast at your last party	1.2743	0.05515	113	90	15	8
1323	Boss said “You’re fired!” so I said “No, YOU’RE fired!” and, boom! Problem solved!	1.2743	0.05221	113	88	19	6
1324	No, I didn’t know the NRA was involved in fashion.	1.2743	0.04909	113	86	23	4
1325	Is there room for two?	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
1326	You sure you won’t reconsider being sawn in half?	1.2742	0.04768	124	95	24	5
1327	You look loaded!	1.2742	0.05036	124	97	20	7
1328	Cool! You’ve taken the old “watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat” to a whole new party trick!	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1329	With all due respect, Madam, I think your dress designer ought to be shot.	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1330	Good luck in your new location.	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
1331	I’ve always admired people with outgoing social behaviors.	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
1332	My house is directly across the street. Can I see you later?	1.2727	0.04457	110	81	28	1
1333	I've always admired the Western Canon.	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1334	You really take fear of commitment to the next level!	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1335	Did you say you wanted a Jägerbomb?	1.2727	0.04817	110	83	24	3
1336	Before you go, can I have your number?	1.2727	0.04839	121	93	23	5
1337	Are you SURE you're OK to drive?	1.2727	0.04880	143	114	19	10
1338	Don’t know why but I find this so erotic	1.2727	0.05116	121	95	19	7
1339	Are you going non-stop to your destination?	1.2727	0.04821	132	103	22	7
1340	There must be an easier way to cut down on commuting time.	1.2727	0.05055	132	105	18	9
1341	I promise to call the landlord tomorrow about that broken elevator.	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1342	I get it, but have you checked out the NEW LaGuardia?	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
1343	Unfortunately this is the only way to the rooftop deck.	1.2721	0.04605	136	105	25	6
1344	I'm looking forward to seeing you leave so quickly.	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
1345	The clothes you’re wearing can’t be that bad. You are wearing clothes?	1.2720	0.05000	125	98	20	7
1346	Just shoot me an e-mail so I know you got home safely.	1.2720	0.04735	125	96	24	5
1347	I don't blame you. I hate the subway, too.	1.2720	0.04735	125	96	24	5
1348	I could give you a ride home	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1349	So what do you do for fun?	1.2719	0.04709	114	86	25	3
1350	I wouldn’t dream of questioning your career choice, Lillian, but I’m afraid you’re on the wrong trajectory.	1.2719	0.04709	114	86	25	3
1351	Do you have a sister?	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
1352	Uh I think that is just decorative.	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1353	I can see you're in a hurry, but my name is Phil!	1.2718	0.05552	103	81	16	6
1354	I wanted to get a head start.	1.2713	0.04766	129	100	23	6
1355	Maybe this isn't the spectacle entrance you hoped for?	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
1356	I hear they may fire you.”	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
1357	If you leave now,you should miss rush-hour.	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
1358	I’m so glad you’re not driving home after drinking.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1359	Next time we’ll come to your encampment.	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
1360	Can I wheel you home after the party?	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1361	It's amazing what they can do with prosthetics these days.	1.2708	0.05826	96	76	14	6
1362	Any chance you want to get out of here?	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1363	My new place has a moat.	1.2703	0.05422	111	88	16	7
1364	My next story will blow you away.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1365	This must be your launch party then.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1366	I got you a glass of wine before you attempt that	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1367	I see you are going to make a quick exit.	1.2703	0.04605	111	83	26	2
1368	Circus daredevil, you say? I sell insurance. We should talk.	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
1369	Sure, a trebuchet is better for the environment, but it just doesn't feel the same	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1370	Well, maybe you should have aimed it towards the window before you lit the fuse.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1371	Not exactly an unobtrusive exit.	1.2696	0.04674	115	87	25	3
1372	There’s no other form of exfoliation like it!	1.2696	0.04990	115	88	21	5
1373	Yes, that is a dynamite idea!	1.2696	0.05287	115	91	17	7
1374	This reminds me of a New Yorker Cartoon! Did you see the submarine one the other day?	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1375	Personally I prefer an AR 15.	1.2696	0.05429	115	92	15	8
1376	Shall I open the skylight?	1.2696	0.04508	115	86	27	2
1377	Wow, there you are! I thought I'd lost you.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1378	Your coming out will be a bombshell.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
1379	I always said you were a blonde bombshell.	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	22	6
1380	So much for the glass ceiling.	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
1381	And then the next thing you know, everything was like BOOM!	1.2692	0.04979	130	103	19	8
1382	I'll join you shortly at that rooftop soiree.	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1383	You've been losing weight, what caliber are you?	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1384	I would have shared an uber with you.	1.2689	0.04877	119	92	22	5
1385	Mother said this was the place I could meet a woman of your caliber.	1.2689	0.04728	119	91	24	4
1386	Your right the cake thing was so overdone	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
1387	I really hate to see you leave this way.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
1388	It's safer than flying coach.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1389	But does the circus do 401K matching?	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1390	On your way out? But I haven’t finished telling you about my screenplay!	1.2685	0.04853	108	82	23	3
1391	I have to hand it the host for thinking outside the box.	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1392	It’s OK, I’ve already opened the window	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1393	You get one shot at making a first impression. Make it good.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1394	That's not what they meant when they recommended a booster shot. Herbert Karasin Birdsboro Pa.	1.2680	0.04973	97	73	22	2
1395	Did I mention my improv group is performing later tonight?	1.2679	0.05071	112	87	20	5
1396	So does this mean the wedding is off?	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
1397	I know you didn't want to come to this party, but this is going too far!	1.2679	0.04743	112	85	24	3
1398	Don't most people RUN away to join the circus?	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1399	So this is both performance art and a splatter painting?	1.2676	0.04679	142	112	22	8
1400	You are my first guest who hasn't realized that the cannon is just there as a conversation piece.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1401	It's a lot cheaper than a bouncer.	1.2673	0.05783	101	81	13	7
1402	I see you submit to the Big Bang theory.	1.2673	0.04644	101	75	25	1
1403	I hear you're going places.	1.2673	0.04852	101	76	23	2
1404	But does it work as well going uptown as cross-town?	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1405	Oh wow, the new Kandinsky!	1.2672	0.04475	116	87	27	2
1406	Oh, you’re a writer, but I’m afraid that’s not the “cannon” you should be trying to get into	1.2672	0.04952	116	90	21	5
1407	Some people know how to make an entrance. You, Alice, really know how to make an exit.	1.2672	0.04798	116	89	23	4
1408	You really know how to make a great entrance.	1.2672	0.04475	116	87	27	2
1409	It's my party and I'll fly if I want to.	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1410	I really hope you catch that roadrunner.	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1411	I asked you wanted a shot but didn't mean that.	1.2672	0.04825	131	103	21	7
1412	What year is it?	1.2667	0.04841	120	93	22	5
1413	I’m sure it is much faster than the crosstown bus.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1414	What time do you get off?	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1415	Leaving already?	1.2667	0.04543	120	91	26	3
1416	I agree! More women in the canon!	1.2667	0.04841	120	93	22	5
1417	I suspect there is a cliche here somewhere.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
1418	So, now that you've been vaccinated. you're going to travel?	1.2667	0.04740	105	79	24	2
1419	Are you sure you don’t want me to call you a cab?	1.2667	0.04694	120	92	24	4
1420	I just think there might be an easier way to end conversations.	1.2667	0.04841	120	93	22	5
1421	Flying has changed since the pandemic.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
1422	I’m into ridiculous circus tricks, too. Can I buy you a drink?	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1423	Don't feel bad. Being fired isn't the end of the world.	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1424	Is there space for two?	1.2661	0.05628	109	88	13	8
1425	Honest honey, you'll fly right over those pro-vaxxers outside. And remember, enough ivermectin for at least forty guests.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1426	Are you sure you had both earrings when you arrived?	1.2661	0.05155	109	85	19	5
1427	I never expected to meet a woman of your caliber.	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1428	Good call - jumping out of a cake is so passé.	1.2660	0.05490	94	72	17	4
1429	Well, I did tell you not to double dip.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1430	You've been a loose cannon since college.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1431	I'm sorry if the card wasn't clear- the cannonball contest was for the children in the backyard.	1.2656	0.04221	128	96	30	2
1432	Haha, you are such a blast!	1.2655	0.05482	113	91	14	8
1433	Just a shot of tequila, some triple-sec and a match and you'll be flying.	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1434	. . . You're still going to need a ride home. . . .	1.2655	0.04707	113	86	24	3
1435	Window’s open- may I get your number before you go?”	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1436	You're dynamite, babe! You could blow me away!	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1437	Sorry we had to move your launch party inside.	1.2653	0.04930	98	74	22	2
1438	Your career looks ready to take off.	1.2652	0.04545	132	102	25	5
1439	Well, that’s one way to garner attention at a networking event.	1.2650	0.04763	117	90	23	4
1440	Wait, wait, don't tell me ... new haircut?	1.2650	0.05063	117	92	19	6
1441	Your really going to break the glass ceiling with that job!	1.2650	0.05206	117	91	17	7
1442	I was being sarcastic.	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
1443	Hi! I remember you from the last bash when you jumped out of the cake!	1.2647	0.04810	136	108	20	8
1444	I said I should be canonized for marrying you. This is not what I had in mind.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1445	Let's work on our exit strategy	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1446	I promise to have it clean and reloaded by the time you come back with the ice	1.2645	0.05084	121	96	18	7
1447	So you separate the motion into horizontal and vertical components along the x- and y- axes . . .	1.2644	0.05029	87	65	21	1
1448	Sure you can’t stay?	1.2643	0.04132	140	106	31	3
1449	Don’t be dramatic, Andrea…the wine isn’t that bad.	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1450	So "cannons and tannins" isn't working. What are you thinking for next year's theme?	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1451	Wow, that sounds like a blast!	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
1452	Off you go to college!!!!	1.2640	0.04703	125	97	23	5
1453	I’m just going to have one more. Call me when you get to the house	1.2640	0.04703	125	97	23	5
1454	I'd go myself, but someone has to hold down the fort.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1455	Jesus just wear a mask on the train Helen.	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1456	Doing anything after the party?	1.2636	0.04599	110	83	25	2
1457	Wow, that's a great way to get a head start to the buffet!	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1458	Thank you for doing this,Honey. You’re quite a hit.	1.2636	0.04776	110	84	23	3
1459	I know you want to leave me, the front door would have just been fine.	1.2636	0.04776	110	84	23	3
1460	All I did was bring up politics.	1.2632	0.04515	133	103	25	5
1461	You’ll have to put clothes on before you jump out.	1.2632	0.04671	114	87	24	3
1462	I know you're not my mother. Could you be my fodder?	1.2632	0.04834	114	88	22	4
1463	Where you shooting off to so early?	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1464	I'm not much of a party person, either.	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
1465	I also like to cause an explosion at parties, but I do it by mentioning my government conspiracy theories.	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
1466	This not what I was expecting when you invited me to experience your new Canon.	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
1467	Well, I guess you'll be off with a bang.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
1468	So what line of fire are you in?	1.2627	0.04572	118	90	25	3
1469	Okay! I get it, you want to leave.	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
1470	Yep, I chose this over being forced to mingle.	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
1471	So, what brings you here?	1.2627	0.05167	118	94	17	7
1472	I can't wait to blow my load	1.2626	0.06021	99	81	10	8
1473	We’ve got to stop meeting like this.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1474	Yes Dear!	1.2626	0.05668	99	79	14	6
1475	I cannon get enough of you	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1476	When will you be leaving?	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1477	Can you get an extra bag of party ice on your way back?	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
1478	I'm sorry you have to leave early	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1479	I think you'll make great impression.	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
1480	Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1481	Kinda gives “ being lit” a new meaning huh?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1482	This time, I remembered to leave the window open.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1483	It's so refreshing to meet someone of your caliber. Jon Lindsey	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
1484	I want to show everyone that social distancing can be exciting, if you get creative.	1.2621	0.04967	103	79	21	3
1485	Hi - I don't want to be 'that guy', but I really like your cannon!	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
1486	I didn't know being an introvert was that serious!	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1487	As I was mansplaining...	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1488	Faster than the subway,eh?	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1489	We'd better hurry before the launch window closes	1.2617	0.04471	107	80	26	1
1490	Is there room for two? This party is dreadful!	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1491	Enough about my job. Let me explain football.	1.2617	0.05529	107	86	14	7
1492	Must have been a hell of a bet...	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1493	If you're tired of hearing about The Three Stooges, I also do bird calls.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1494	Is it a hybrid?	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1495	It’s OK. I can handle a long-distance relationship.	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1496	I could have given you a ride home	1.2613	0.05386	111	89	15	7
1497	What are we having for dinner,dear?	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
1498	I get the feeling that I'm boring you.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1499	The only thing my neighbors hate more than this is my surround sound system.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1500	You've gotta meet my friend Art Tillery.	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1501	I said it would be a blast.	1.2609	0.04797	115	89	22	4
1502	What reenactment are you from?	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1503	I grew it from a shotgun.	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
1504	I see you're having a blast!	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1505	Any upcoming travel plans?	1.2604	0.04966	96	73	21	2
1506	If you must leave make it a Royal-Exit	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
1507	Time to blow this popsicle stand?	1.2602	0.05011	123	97	18	7
1508	Well, actually, the first woman was shot out of a cannon at a dinner party in 1872, but I can understand how you might've missed that.	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1509	So you’re an extroverted introvert?	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1510	Sure, I can give you a light!	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1511	Leaving so soon? Don't you want to hear more about my career?	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
1512	Remember me to Herald Square!	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
1513	I believe this party is definitely lit.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1514	This is a helluva blind date!	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1515	Honey, you could have just told me you wanted to leave the party.	1.2600	0.04845	100	76	22	2
1516	You look the type to leave a party just before it gets going!	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1517	Blah...blah...blah. Point me toward the open window already.	1.2598	0.05149	127	103	15	9
1518	Tomorrow my name will be synonymous with "throws the best cocktail parties"!	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1519	So you're in Risk management?	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1520	Let's take a picture with your canon.	1.2596	0.04531	104	78	25	1
1521	You must meet my wife. She's a firecracker.	1.2596	0.05796	104	85	11	8
1522	Don't worry, we all hit the wall.	1.2596	0.05633	104	84	13	7
1523	Got a light?	1.2593	0.05639	108	87	12	8
1524	Forget Blue Origin. You’ll be weightless for 4 seconds but it’s only $25.00	1.2593	0.05938	108	90	8	10
1525	Can you make some room for me ? Everyone else does seem to support Trump	1.2593	0.06521	81	66	9	6
1526	I've never met a woman of such high caliber before.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1527	I hate to see you go like this, but I'll manage and pick up the pieces.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1528	Is this your idea of a grand entrance?	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1529	When I said “I love you the moon and back” , I had something less literal in mind…	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1530	Hey, why don't I point this thing at my place?	1.2589	0.05343	112	90	15	7
1531	It's a beautiful sendoff, honey	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
1532	I know I said I want to blow this pop stand, Honey, but I was thinking of just slipping out the side door.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
1533	So… does too many cocktails make you a loose cannon?	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1534	Say, aren't you one of the KABOOM sisters?	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1535	So, you're launching your brand tonight.	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1536	Excuse me, but I need to go gunpowder my nose.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1537	The cross-town express stops just two blocks from here.	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1538	How thoughtful of Elon Musk to have an economy flight!	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1539	So,what do you do?	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1540	Did you just say, "Oh, shoot!"?	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
1541	No, I agree! Way more exciting than the Irish Goodbye...	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1542	Funny, I would have pegged you more for a high wire act.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1543	I can't believe nobody's wearing ear protection.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1544	I can see that you're going places.	1.2581	0.05105	124	100	16	8
1545	I opened the window for you, Honey.	1.2581	0.05105	124	100	16	8
1546	You want to blow this party.	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
1547	Attention grabber, for sure; Life of the party, we'll see	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
1548	It's a gift for Kyle Rittenhouse from his wish list.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1549	Uber Circus Pricing”? Who knew	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1550	You seem to have a short fuse.	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
1551	Is this your first time at one of these?	1.2578	0.04187	128	97	29	2
1552	It's been a blast.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
1553	I see - you mean that a canon of work has a special meaning in performance art?	1.2578	0.04866	128	102	19	6
1554	Wow, I've never talked to such a big shot as you before!	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1555	You must save a ton on cab fare.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1556	It's unusual at a party to meet someone of your caliber.	1.2576	0.04884	132	106	18	8
1557	Time to blow this joint?	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1558	I thought you'd like a drink first!	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1559	Slight change of plans...can you do it backwards wearing high heels?	1.2574	0.05567	101	81	14	6
1560	I, too, never drink when I'm going to fly.	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
1561	Do you really need to leave that quickly?	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1562	Don’t go yet—I haven’t finishing explaining NFTs.	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
1563	Honestly? My wife wanted to hire a string quartet.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
1564	They said there were going to be bombshells at this party	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1565	I agree, Babs. This party is a blast.	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1566	I see you got your shot.	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1567	You are right my friends don't even notice you.	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
1568	Sorry, Nancy, you're fired. And this is your going away party.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1569	I don't really see this as a viable path to sainthood..	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1570	Diane, 'shot out of a cannon' is just an expression.	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1571	That's great! Now let me tell you about my true passion, stamp collection.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1572	Remind me again, when should I set up the net?	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1573	This way the party ends with a bang.	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
1574	I heard that you are a big shot in your company."	1.2569	0.04591	109	83	24	2
1575	I always wish I’d travelled more when I was younger…….	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1576	I’m so glad we’re now an open carry state.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1577	I understand you're with the circus.	1.2564	0.05313	117	95	14	8
1578	How much is maintenance?	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1579	We couldn't get a cake because of port congestion.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1580	Listen Carole---there are OTHER ways of drawing attention to the fact that you want to break the glass ceiling!	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
1581	I am impressed with your set-up, but my expectations were a bit different when I ordered a pop-up girl for my party.	1.2560	0.04385	125	96	26	3
1582	Ah! There you are, my sweet little loose cannon!	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1583	Wow, a woman's never talked to me this long.	1.2556	0.04967	133	108	16	9
1584	You're a millennial, but I just wanted you to see what it felt like to be a boomer.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
1585	You should see me juggle!	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
1586	If you’re not busy later, the roof garden yields some startling views.	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
1587	If you make a right at the light you can avoid the traffic.	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
1588	You could have just told me I wasn't your type, and stuck around.	1.2553	0.05647	94	75	14	5
1589	You won’t feel a thing as you blast through the glass ceiling	1.2551	0.04658	98	74	23	1
1590	And do I have a shot at you?	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1591	If you're going out we could use more wine.	1.2551	0.04878	98	75	21	2
1592	You seem like you" re in a rush.	1.2549	0.05518	102	82	14	6
1593	For safety's sake, wear a mask.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1594	So, are you as ready as I am to get out of here?	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
1595	You're really terrific but I'm not sure I'm ready for a long distance relationship	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	3
1596	Trust me honey, it's going to be a real blast	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1597	See you at the cocktail party down the block in about thirty seconds	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1598	Really, there are better ways to get noticed Alice,	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
1599	In my day? You should see the hoops I jumped through.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1600	I'm a medium trajectory myself.	1.2547	0.04845	106	82	21	3
1601	You know,I went to high school with Evel Kenievel	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1602	Honey, don't you think these reveal parties are getting a bit out of hand?	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1603	You will be up next.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1604	I wish you didn't have to shoot off so soon.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1605	Do other family members have problems with making good decisions?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1606	Etsy. Can you believe it? The wheels are made from upcycled apple crates.	1.2545	0.05393	110	89	14	7
1607	I told you it would be a blast.	1.2545	0.04734	110	85	22	3
1608	Keep an eye out for my daughter! She’s on the billboard at 30th & Emerald.	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1609	You know that a mask is required if you're flying, don't you?	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1610	I never considered circus performers working from home.	1.2545	0.05393	110	89	14	7
1611	I was wondering if I could hitch a ride if you're going uptown.	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1612	Are you leaving me?	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1613	Let me guess--Tschaikovsky's 1812 Overture really lights your fuse." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1614	This was the least expensive airfare I could find.	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1615	Honey, you get like this every time you drink wine!	1.2544	0.04631	114	88	23	3
1616	So anyways, that was just my first year	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
1617	What's it like to constantly be hired and fired in the same day?	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
1618	Yes, I know nobody is paying attention. But why do you care what people who have no faces think?	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1619	This should get he attention you crave.	1.2540	0.04355	126	97	26	3
1620	You want to blow out of here to someplace quieter?	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1621	I know you're quitting your job, so it does makes sense to go out with a bang.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
1622	I think we missed a step in these Gender Reveal instructions	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
1623	I can't be any worse than those clowns you've dated.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
1624	Sylvia, I can see you want to reach new heights, but hey, there must be another way!	1.2527	0.06171	91	75	9	7
1625	Literary, not literally, canon.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
1626	That’s certainly one way to get ahead.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
1627	Well, that's a coincidence. I'm in marketing too.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
1628	Perhaps you misunderstood when I said I wanted to hear Pachelbel's Canon.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
1629	Why yes, my name is Bertha.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
1630	' ' Well keep your eyes closed when you go through the wall'	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1631	Thank you for your service	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1632	You know, this is part of the western canon, and you are facing east.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
1633	This is sure a step up from jumping out of a cake.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
1634	If I'm boring you, Moira, you only have to say...	1.2524	0.04517	103	78	24	1
1635	You mean, you're husband came dressed as a Bishop, so you decided to come as a Canon.	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
1636	That dress really compliments your figure!	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
1637	I see you're still a hot shot.	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
1638	I agree. We do have a lot in common. But I fear you might be a loose cannon.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1639	Congratulations! I hear you'll be making a big splash on Broadway.	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
1640	I dated a Howitzer at Harvard. Any relation?	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
1641	I have to say, this is quite the gender reveal party.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1642	Fired, you say?. I remember our last round of layoffs.	1.2523	0.05327	107	86	15	6
1643	I've noticed such a high caliber of people at this party.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1644	Wait! I'll get your mask!	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
1645	Hi, loose canon or ballistic?	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
1646	You always like to go out with a bang.”	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1647	Manhattan?	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1648	When you said you were lit ...	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
1649	What a coincidence! I'm half-cannon on my Father's side.	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
1650	It would be a blast getting to know you.	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
1651	When they said "send off party" I had no idea.	1.2521	0.05094	119	96	16	7
1652	You sure? I can just call you an Uber.	1.2519	0.04641	131	104	21	6
1653	The moment I saw you, I thought to myself, 'That girl is going places.'	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1654	Oh, and bring back a couple of bottles of merlot.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
1655	That's all very interesting, but I'd really like to talk to you about your car's warranty.	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
1656	And they told you that only billionaires can go into space!	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
1657	Please, honey, don't get so defensive.	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
1658	No, I asked for a highball.	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1659	That's so interesting! My daughter swallows swords at Cornell.	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1660	My job is a circus, too. Metaphically speaking.	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
1661	When you said that your workplace was a circus, I thought you were being metaphorical.	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
1662	They say they'll have the elevator fixed by next weekend.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
1663	So, when do you get off? I love a loose cannon!	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
1664	How progressive! In my days, social climbers used catapults.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1665	Let's blow this popsicle stand.	1.2500	0.04443	96	72	24	0
1666	You're currently positioned at the perfect angle to go out the window and into the pool. I think you've got this cannonball contest in the bag.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1667	Just keep humming “fly me to the moon” and you will be just fine.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1668	No worries. It'll be a blast!	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
1669	Toilets just keep getting fancier and fancier!	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1670	This blows away a shotgun wedding.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1671	I believe it was spelled with one N ... c-a-n-o-n.	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
1672	I don't know about you, but I'm having a blast.	1.2500	0.04581	108	83	23	2
1673	You're a blast	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1674	Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
1675	well you did say you wanted to leave me	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1676	It’s performance art.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
1677	Oh, I get it now! I thought you were talking about literature.	1.2500	0.04660	112	87	22	3
1678	Through the window, across the street, over the apartments, under the power lines, into the park, nothing but net.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1679	Bold fashion choice.	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
1680	I meant a shot of vodka.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1681	Let's shoot over to my place and look at my etchings...	1.2500	0.05056	120	97	16	7
1682	Well, no I haven't, but my mother was quite the firecracker.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
1683	I guess getting across town at this hour isn't a problem for you.	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
1684	I told you to toe the party line.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1685	If you survive this I'd love to take you out.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
1686	Do you take PayPal?	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1687	Thanks for doing this Lori, and after you land, please remember to get a piece of cake.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1688	I’ll bet you’d prefer a straight shot.	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1689	Still shooting to leave by 10?	1.2500	0.04916	88	67	20	1
1690	I bombed last night.	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
1691	Is this your first and last trip?	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1692	I asked if you could play Pachelbel's Canon, not lay in the display cannon.	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
1693	Unlike me, I hope you don’t have projectile dysfunction	1.2500	0.05752	100	82	11	7
1694	Actually, you bought the only ticket in the Raffle.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
1695	Well, now this party is literally a circus.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
1696	I feel targeted.	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
1697	Yes, we do need olives, but wouldn't a delivery service be a better choice?	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
1698	My father was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun.	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1699	When I said I’d light your fuse, I was thinking of something else.	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
1700	Is your philosophy boom or bust?	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1701	So you're saying you wish you had swiped left?	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
1702	I, too, am blown away by performance art.	1.2479	0.04841	117	93	19	5
1703	When you land on Broadway, give them my regards.	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1704	Don't you love the new normal?!	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1705	I know you're an introvert, but your mother insists you join her at the piano.	1.2478	0.05263	113	92	14	7
1706	Thanks for inviting me to your coming out party.	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1707	Pre-menopausal?	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1708	Next time, if there is one, we'll have you jump out of a cake.	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1709	Meet me at 1812 Overture Drive.	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1710	It's a conversation ender.	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
1711	Yeah, Darlene, it's a great trick, but I don't think anyone is in the mood for it tonight.	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
1712	Are you naked in there?	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1713	I know I keep asking this, but is there room for two in there?	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1714	Most people prefer to ENTER a party with a bang.	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1715	This party is a blast.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1716	Yes, your job sounds fascinating, but I must say, nothing beats the world of accounting.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1717	Go ahead, take your best shot.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1718	Tell me, is this how you envisioned yourself after getting the Covid booster shot?	1.2476	0.04232	105	79	26	0
1719	Seems like a shot in the dark to me, but I guess there’s no harm in trying”.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1720	We are looking for high caliber people.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1721	Don't worry, I'll get you a straw.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1722	You know, not all two-wheeled vehicles are better for the environment.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1723	Okay, you're a performance artist. But please, think of the children.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1724	I was going to say you need your wheels balanced but I see you have a short fuse....	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
1725	'Up to your old tricks again, eh?"	1.2475	0.05700	101	83	11	7
1726	I didn't mean for you to take your firing literally, Susan.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
1727	Nice to meet you.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1728	I see that talking to my mother is easier than it used to be.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1729	You can never find one of these when you want one.	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1730	Yes, a true testimony to the need for a safety net!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1731	Women with a sense of adventure really get me fired up!	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1732	Just call me Elon Musk	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1733	I can't believe they decided to fire you at the party!	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
1734	Since when did you become such a big shot?	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1735	Bummer you can’t hold a drink!	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
1736	I guess I have just one shot at this meet and greet.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
1737	You know, I was an early investor in the canon-ride sharing app.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
1738	Relax, I aimed it at the net before I started drinking.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
1739	Oh. Hello. I expected you to pop out of the plant, but this works too.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
1740	It's great conversation piece, but have you ever had to use it?	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
1741	So,how much longer do you want to stay?	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1742	A performance artist. He is representing "The Big Bang"	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1743	Performance art isn't easy...but you WILL die a legend.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
1744	Can we meet after work?	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
1745	Ok, shoot.	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
1746	I’m thinking of slipping out of here quietly. How about you?	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
1747	Helmet? Or does it mat down your hair too much?	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
1748	I think you’ll definitely like my second story”	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
1749	The glass ceiling is a metaphor, Pam.	1.2455	0.04509	110	85	23	2
1750	You were asked nicely, encouraged, urged and finally warned, now you're off like a shot to get vaccinated, eh? Good for you!! And the rest of us!!	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
1751	I really like your outfit.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1752	I totally agree. A surprise visit to the in-laws is always appreciated.	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1753	If I ask for your number, you won't just dart out of here on me, will you??	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
1754	Susan,we can just order an Uber	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
1755	Well, that's one way to avoid the mask mandate for air travel.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1756	Well aren't you a blast from the past!	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
1757	Do you want to pop over to my place?	1.2451	0.04914	102	79	19	3
1758	Never been good at small talk either.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1759	Quite the daring outfit.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1760	It's ok, we're not in a noise abatement area any more.	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1761	Great way to leave a dull party!	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1762	Basically it's the same concept as Musk and Bezos but we're just getting started.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1763	Look at the bright side--you won't have to deal with rude people on a plane"	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1764	The office scuttlebutt is you’re a loose cannon.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1765	OK. I surrender.	1.2449	0.05813	98	81	10	7
1766	I see we have something in common!	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1767	I really want you to try. The over-under is 6 blocks.	1.2449	0.05991	98	82	8	8
1768	. . . And I lit the fuse for you, too. May I see you after you're out of the hospital?	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1769	You can upgrade to coach for only 20000 more air miles.	1.2449	0.05629	98	80	12	6
1770	This will definitely move the party from Page Six to page one.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1771	I thought you said your field was the literary canon?	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1772	Couldn't you just take an uber?	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
1773	I imagine it's quite a problem when the net goes down.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1774	Is this your subtle way of telling me you’re running away again to join the circus?	1.2447	0.04707	94	72	21	1
1775	It's called "The Second Amendment."	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1776	Don't you think a cake is a lot easier?"	1.2447	0.04707	94	72	21	1
1777	We've been looking for someone like you who's not only high calibre, but willing to travel long distances.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
1778	Big guns get fired, often	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1779	Did you actually tell the Bartender, “I’d like a shot or something”.	1.2444	0.04267	135	106	25	4
1780	I’m sure you get this all the time, but you’re a blast at parties!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1781	I heard you were looking for someone of the same caliber	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
1782	I'll duck if I hear a drum roll.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
1783	And I thought I̳ was having a blast tonight!	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
1784	I feel like you want to leave.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
1785	This is NOT how you are going to break the Glass Ceiling .	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
1786	My Lyft driver didn’t show up either	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
1787	I’m getting lesbianism. Is this about lesbianism?	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
1788	I don't see things like race, gender, or cannons.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
1789	Don,t leave, I'll never find another women of your caliber	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
1790	Sorry I have to run. I’m having a blast.	1.2437	0.04769	119	95	19	5
1791	Ok it’s lit, any chance you’d prefer going out for tacos?	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
1792	“Is that a fuse on your cannon, or are you just glad to see me?	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1793	Have I told you how much I appreciated your talk on new truth claims in intersectionality?	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1794	Love your coming out party.	1.2435	0.04553	115	90	22	3
1795	As a feminist, I find the phrase "loose" cannon abhorrent.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1796	Trying to top your entrance?	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
1797	Kiss me ! And I will pour my drink on the fuse !	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
1798	It looks like this cocktail party is going to be a blast!	1.2430	0.04569	107	83	22	2
1799	Thank you. Now, if you wouldn't mind holding it up to my lips...	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1800	How's the dispute with your landlord going?	1.2430	0.05285	107	87	14	6
1801	Thanks - the wheels are vintage!	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1802	I couldn't help but notice your banging outfit.	1.2430	0.04569	107	83	22	2
1803	Shall I open the window?	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1804	Sounds like you’re really going places kid. But pace yourself. You don’t want to hit the wall.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1805	When you said you could do a great cannonball, I assumed you were talking about into a pool.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1806	I just don’t think it’s an appropriate party trick dear	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1807	If you wanted my attention you could have just say "hi!	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1808	Say, got a minute? I want to tell you about the good news	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
1809	You must remember not to spread your arms until after the window.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1810	It was nice to meet you, call me when you get home.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1811	I think you are taking speed dating a bit too far.	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
1812	Would you mind pouring me another glass of wine?	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
1813	Honey, are you sure this is the best way to announce the sex of our child?	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1814	Okay, the window's open. Anything else?"	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1815	This is what my parents meant when THEY said 'OK Boomer.'	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
1816	Best of luck on your future endeavors	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
1817	I've been wondering where you were.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
1818	I appreciate your use of props but I maintain that female ejaculation is a myth.	1.2422	0.04929	128	105	15	8
1819	Do you really think unmasked travel is safe?	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1820	Just remember to tuck and roll before you reach the punch bowl.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1821	I love your latest creation – sarcasm with a short fuse.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1822	I forgot - what's the signal to leave if the party gets boring?	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1823	I stopped taking work home years ago.	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
1824	Was this Elon's idea?!	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1825	When we said "come as you are" we didn't mean it literally.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1826	It's not how you get there, it's where you end up that counts.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
1827	Y’know Dee, the funny thing is I actually requested “Canon in D.”	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1828	I’m picking up distinct undertones of sulfur and a very smoky finish …	1.2421	0.05933	95	79	9	7
1829	I say,fly me to the moon.	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
1830	My investment strategy is to wait for the next boom.	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
1831	I'm kind of a big shot myself.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1832	I guess there’s no point in asking if I could give you a lift home.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1833	BOOM!!!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
1834	Oh, that's a relief. I thought they said you were a QAnon person.	1.2418	0.06317	91	77	6	8
1835	That’s what you get for double dipping.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
1836	The net? What net? You don’t need a net bwahahahaha!	1.2417	0.05158	120	99	13	8
1837	And, maybe bring back some caviar, too.	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
1838	You got a light?	1.2414	0.04895	87	67	19	1
1839	Standing on a plinth, at approximately 6 feet by 4 feet, this wooden carved cannon features details both abstract and realistic, portraying people, objects, and designs significant to African values and beliefs.	1.2414	0.06110	87	72	9	6
1840	Well Sharyn, this looks like the penultimate ride you've been looking for, I'd advise you to forego any hand sanitizer as it'll tend to blister and I don't like blistered hands!	1.2414	0.06110	87	72	9	6
1841	I remember the first day I was shot out of a cannon.	1.2414	0.04682	116	92	20	4
1842	The only other opportunity was in the shovel and bucket detail behind the elephants parade.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
1843	Popping out of a cake is just too boring.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1844	It's so great you've found your passion.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1845	I know you said you wanted to get out of here fast, but this is a bit much!	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1846	You give a new meaning to Blonde Bombshell.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
1847	You won't be immortal, but you'll make an impression.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1848	How 'bout a drink after you're through with work -- just tell me we where you land.	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
1849	Can I call you later?	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1850	I’m sorry, but only vaccinated people can be here.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1851	I know you'll give it your best shot.	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
1852	Of course we are addressing climate change Greta. I thought you gave up flying?	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1853	Sorry our blind date didn’t work out .. but I didn’t think it was this bad !!!	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
1854	Ahhhh.. so this is the bombshell everyone is talking about.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1855	Pretty bold--describing your work as canon!	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
1856	Not a terrible way to launch a career in event promotion, but you need a better angle.	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
1857	I know my mother can be difficult dear, but isn’t this a bit excessive?	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
1858	So do you do Bar Mitzvahs as well or...?	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1859	New take on pop art, right?	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1860	Did you know you are not aimed at the window?	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
1861	Honey you might want duck in few seconds	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
1862	And for an encore?	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1863	You are certain to make a big splash!	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
1864	Congratulations, Susan! You said the new position was a long shot.	1.2404	0.05379	104	85	13	6
1865	What a coincidence, I love to ram!	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1866	Love your impersonation of Dyan Cannon. Now do Jill St. John.	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
1867	Art for art's sake	1.2400	0.04522	100	77	22	1
1868	I was told you’d be popping out of a cake	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1869	What, no cake?	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1870	Be careful, nobody at this party is wearing a mask.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1871	It was a dynamite party, Dana; be sure to call me after you breach your house!	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
1872	So you're Pachelbel's canon? What makes you so popular?	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1873	So, do you launch from here often?	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1874	Someone’s always getting loaded at these things.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1875	Why do you want to leave so fast. So what if she’s wearing the same dress!	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1876	Hey, we’ve all had career setbacks. But I’m sure you’ll land on your feet.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1877	At exactly what point does sculpture turn into performance art?	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1878	Have you been enjoying the party so far?"	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1879	Me? I practice canon law, so we have something in common already!	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1880	Well Alice. Looks like I will get my birthday wish.	1.2393	0.05100	117	96	14	7
1881	Yeah, sometimes I'm a beer and shot guy too.	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1882	And what would you like a shot of??	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1883	So I take it you're not interested in double-glazing insurance.	1.2391	0.05212	92	72	16	3
1884	So, what's Wabash like?	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
1885	Please, honey, get back in there. I’ve already lit the fuse!	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
1886	But can you play it in D major?	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1887	You know, we rarely see someone of your caliber at these things.	1.2389	0.05660	113	96	7	10
1888	'Oh, you're heading out so soon!"	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
1889	So nice to see you pointed in the right direction!	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
1890	That's one way to break the glass ceiling!	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
1891	You're about to light up the room.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1892	I normally don't bring out the heavy artillery until the second date.	1.2385	0.04496	109	85	22	2
1893	I'll let you know where I land.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1894	They ran out of lobster tourtières. Is there room for two in there?	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
1895	I thought I was lit.	1.2381	0.05665	105	88	9	8
1896	...and when you land, snap a quick selfie in front of the Mona Lisa.	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
1897	Believe me; our neighbor's party has better hor-d'ouvres.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1898	I meant a shot of whisky.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1899	Am I correct in assuming that you are the birthday girl?	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1900	There I go shooting my mouth off again. May I offer you a light?	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1901	Ae you able to have a drink before blast off?	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1902	How about we elope and Honeymoon down the Niagara Falls	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1903	I get your canon!	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1904	My longterm fetish has always been mermaids, and yet...	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
1905	Don't worry, it's a family tradition. You'll be fine.	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
1906	Wait, I haven't finished telling you about my dream!	1.2373	0.05061	118	97	14	7
1907	I said Bannon.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1908	In a less woke era, it would have been a cake.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1909	So what they say is true; you always go out with a bang.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1910	Can I ride shotgun in that thing?	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
1911	...yeah well I rode a unicycle one time....that was crazy !	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1912	…and I got off the fairway with a Callaway 5 but then was looking at a 15 yard putt for birdie. I was going to use my Taylor Spider putter but - hey - what are you doing?	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
1913	A new out of this world Tesla?	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
1914	They'd show more interest if you worked without a net.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
1915	The only sure way to travel without a Covid travel pass	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1916	Well, don't you look all fired up!	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1917	So you came here straight from work too?	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1918	True, you will beat the traffic.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1919	I was hoping to tell you more about crypto.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
1920	My trick is to say I’m going for canapés, but touché.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
1921	I guess it’s kind of the opposite of ‘ going commando,” isn’t it?	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1922	In good news, it’s not as messy as a cake.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1923	Be careful. It’s a circus out there.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1924	I’m not really comfortable yelling, “Fire!”	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
1925	My best shot!	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
1926	Yes, you ARE totally loaded.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
1927	This has to be one of the top three strangest gender reveals I've been to	1.2364	0.04460	110	86	22	2
1928	So, what are you wearing under that cannon?	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1929	I suppose we pride ourselves on not being easily impressed.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1930	Honey, you could have just stayed home	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
1931	Where’s my manners … I should have called you an Uber.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
1932	Hey. If it worked for Pachabel, it’ll work for you.	1.2360	0.05984	89	74	9	6
1933	Ubering home got too expensive	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
1934	I’m glad you volunteered to launch our new program.	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
1935	I usually just shoot my mouth off.	1.2360	0.05984	89	74	9	6
1936	Leave here often?	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1937	I have to say this bargain-priced trip into space is not a good idea.	1.2358	0.04354	106	82	23	1
1938	I'm getting outta here.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1939	Can I aim you at the window?	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
1940	Nice knowing you, boom boom.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1941	Hi, my name is Fred. Did anyone ever tell you, you're a real bomb ?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1942	Are you drinking highballs again?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
1943	No, I really don't know why that one wheel is so much larger than the other, even accounting for perspective. Don't worry about it.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
1944	I’m usually not this forward, but it really seems like now or never.	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1945	"Love your cannon. What kind of work do you do?"	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
1946	Just because you’d prefer to do this than ever see me again doesn’t mean you should . . .	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1947	Yes, I'm sure this is how Katherine Hepburn got her start.	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1948	Now remember, glide left after Columbus circle but don't forget to bring back two chardonnay, three cabernets, and a pinot	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1949	I've never really liked performance art, but I think you'll make a big splash with this piece.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1950	Sure it’s extreme, but the millennials need an excitement infusion	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1951	You sure know how to make an exit!	1.2353	0.04445	102	79	22	1
1952	Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
1953	It’s fine. I think we’re all having trouble leaving work at the office.	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1954	Hurry home.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1955	This could be your last shot. Don’t throw it away.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1956	Oh, so I take it you don't want me to walk you home?	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1957	I assume the circus is in town?	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1958	What did I do to make you leave me?	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1959	Do you validate?	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1960	The bathroom is actually down the hall.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1961	Trying to beat the cross town traffic?	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1962	Surely there is a better way to achieve upward mobility.	1.2347	0.05580	98	81	11	6
1963	Honey, I think you’re overreacting.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
1964	Wanna shoot on over to my place?	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1965	Susan, we already know you're the right caliber	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1966	That’s not the Big Bang Theory I wanted to discuss with you!	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1967	When I was a human cannonball, we had to haul our own cannons to work every day, even in snow	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1968	And then, when I was three-and-a-half, we moved, and I remember my Teddy went missing, dear Teddy-Teddy-Teddy! So I cried-cried-cried for Teddy-Teddy-Teddy...hey, I've never met a girl so interested in me-me-me, do you have to leave so soon?	1.2347	0.05580	98	81	11	6
1969	See, isn’t this a lot more fun than breaking out of a giant cake?	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
1970	Before you run, could I get your number?	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
1971	I agree. Jumping out of a cake is so sexist.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
1972	I realize that Ubers are expensive nowadays, but this seems a bit extreme.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
1973	Are you sure you wouldn't prefer we call a taxi for you?	1.2344	0.04638	128	104	18	6
1974	Last chance, Ms. Cheney.	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1975	Is uber really that unsafe?	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1976	I cannon do this	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
1977	Why so defensive?	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1978	Are they firing you?	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1979	I could drive you home.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1980	Well maybe not to the moon, Alice, but...	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1981	Just wow! The only party trick my last girlfriend could perform was with projectile pingpong balls.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1982	How do you feel about public proposals?	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1983	We are just waiting for the perfect launch window darling.	1.2340	0.05941	94	79	8	7
1984	What if they still ignore you?	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1985	Is this a new form of ghosting?	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1986	Hmm...If this guy doesn't shut up soon I'll have to go with plan B.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1987	Hey, where are you going? I'm almost done explaining NFTs.	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
1988	I never know what to wear to a suicide bombing.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
1989	I'd love to see you when you get back.	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1990	It's the 1812 Overture with a twist.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1991	Are you performance art? Or is this the ride home promised by the host?	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1992	If you want, I can read you some of my poetry"	1.2336	0.05407	107	89	11	7
1993	Oh, and I think I left the oven on.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
1994	Yes honey, I’m sure you won’t hit the Ficus	1.2333	0.06130	90	76	7	7
1995	I've aimed you at the pharmacy across the street. Get vaxxed and hurry back.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1996	I'm not sure this party is going to be the blow out you were hoping for.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
1997	Primed to break the glass ceiling, I see.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
1998	You said you wanted an exit strategy.	1.2330	0.04407	103	80	22	1
1999	Wow! They've added a woman to the cannon!	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	11	6
2000	I hate making small talk at these things too!	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2001	But, honey, the boom times are over.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2002	May I offer you a mid-flight peanut?	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2003	We're giving you our highest caliber launch.	1.2330	0.04407	103	79	22	1
2004	And if you land in Trump's backyard, tell him to kiss my ass.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2005	There are other ways to 'break through the glass ceiling' my dear.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2006	Cannon or Qanon? What theory are trying to prove?	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2007	And That is how it came to be known as the Cannon Office Building.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
2008	Well, at least this time they opened the window.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2009	Thought I’d say hi, since you clearly enjoy a large bore	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2010	Must you shoot off?	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2011	Congratulations! I see that your career path really is an upward trajectory!	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
2012	It's a twofer -- no overstayers for us, no designated Ubers for guests!	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2013	Have you thought about an extended warranty on your cannon?	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2014	Quicker than an Uber. Trust me.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2015	No more tequila shots,okay.	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2016	Now that's an interesting way to get bombed out of your mind.	1.2323	0.04501	99	77	21	1
2017	If it's any consolation, last week I was asked to leave early, too."	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2018	Don't sweat blowing out the candles, just make sure you overshoot the cake.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2019	Another shot? You're already lit!	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2020	The cannon is a nice touch. Most performance artists just shove something up their backsides and take pictures.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2021	Nice exhibit, honey. You said there's a performance aspect?	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2022	You would not believe how much work it was to disable the smoke alarm.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
2023	I have to leave in a hurry.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
2024	Just keep your head down until you clear the window.	1.2320	0.04837	125	103	15	7
2025	Actually, it's suborbital.	1.2317	0.06086	82	68	9	5
2026	The party is a blast isn’t it	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2027	How shall I offset your carbon footprint?	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2028	Alright, I lit the fuse -- NOW would you like to hear about my financial services startup?	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2029	So, do you expect to be here long?	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2030	Oh Helen, Naked hide and seek was last week's party..	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2031	It’s not the carbon emissions I’m worried about.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2032	That’s not what I meant when I said we should challenge the canon.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2033	Honey don’t you think you’re Quaker Oats obsession has gone far enough?	1.2316	0.05689	95	79	10	6
2034	I’ve guess we’ve reached that point when we discuss payment for your work.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2035	I know parties stink, but we could have left through the door.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2036	See, this is much easier than divorce!	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2037	Va-va-boom!	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2038	I'm battling social anxiety.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2039	I’m dying to make a quick exit too.	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
2040	I'm getting a blow job.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2041	I see you're planning to make a quick exit later?	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
2042	Have a blast!	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2043	I told you it was a foolish career choice.	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
2044	WOW! It fits you perfectly.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
2045	That reminds me of a story about golf.	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
2046	Are you sure you have the proper caliber for this job?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2047	May I diffuse the situation?	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
2048	You headed for the Hamptons?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2049	If this doesn’t get ya through the glass ceiling, I don’t know what will, Sweetie.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
2050	Well, I'm glad to see that Space X has made their prices so much more affordable!	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
2051	It's a living.	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	19	2
2052	Sometimes you have to set a time limit on small talk.	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
2053	You’re taking speed dating to new heights.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2054	Late for work? I've been there.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2055	Do you enjoy working from home?	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2056	You realize, don't you, that your device is defying gravity?	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
2057	New job, huh? I hope you land on your feet.	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
2058	I heard they had to mix the flour with cast iron.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2059	So you're the blond bombshell I've been hearing about.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2060	Are you looking forward to becoming carbon neutral?	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
2061	Canon with one n.	1.2301	0.05184	113	94	12	7
2062	A party is only as good as its content creators.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
2063	Wow, that story really blew my socks off.	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
2064	Getting shot out of a cannon was a man’s job. Today women can do anything	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
2065	Honey, that's not what I meant when I said we'll have a blast at the party!	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2066	Shall I aim it toward the window for you?	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2067	Really putting yourself out there, I admire your commitment.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2068	It had to be a shotgun wedding	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2069	The word around here is that you’re the big shot who’s really taken off!	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2070	Could you point me toward Maui	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
2071	Friends don't let friends fly drunk.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2072	Crazy how warm this November's been, right?	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2073	I hope you get a nice meal on your flight.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
2074	The scuttlebutt is that you are a real bombshell.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2075	Read the fine print-It’s part of our prenup	1.2299	0.05092	87	68	16	2
2076	Last chance to show me your invitation.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2077	A lot sexier than jumping out of a cake!	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
2078	...that may be, Sheryl, but I still think there are aspects of the Second Amendment that your gender simply fails to understand.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2079	So I take it the elevator is still out.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2080	If this doesn’t get that mosquito nothing will!	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2081	While you're out, could you get us some more chardonnay?	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2082	You’re so calm; it’s hard to picture you going ballistic.	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2083	I know….. it’s great party! I can see you’re having a blast.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2084	What's a high caliber lady like you doing in a place like this?	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2085	I use to be a diver too!	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2086	You'll do anything for attention.	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
2087	I was hoping to meet someone of your caliber.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2088	Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
2089	It really does look so realistic.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
2090	But enough about my school days. Did I mention that I breed goldfish?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2091	It's a lot more fun than the grandfather clock was.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2092	On second thought, I'm not really in the mood for shots.	1.2292	0.05635	96	80	10	6
2093	You graduated from Yale, and this is the best you can do?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2094	I'm having a good time, I wouldn't say this party is a blast	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2095	I've never seen anyone make the Napoleonic good-bye.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
2096	I said I thought your work should be in the canon.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2097	I've never met anyone of your caliber before.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2098	So, 'bout ready to call it a night?	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2099	I was always under the assumption it was a metaphor.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2100	"If ever there's a right time to say 'Okay Boomer', it's now!"	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2101	It's a pleasure to meet a woman of such high caliber.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2102	Keep the lighter	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2103	Zelda, it's a party--for a couple hours can't you forget about your job with the circus?	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
2104	I told you it was a launch party.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2105	When he asked me to bring my canon, I had no idea he was talking about my camera.	1.2288	0.04876	118	97	15	6
2106	I didn't realize there would be so many big shots here tonight.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
2107	No need to go ballistic honey, it's just a glass of wine.	1.2288	0.05022	118	98	13	7
2108	You’ve been staying in too much ?	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2109	Well you’ve finally got my attention!!!!	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2110	what a blast to know you	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
2111	I wanted to get to know you, but I see you're leaving shortly.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2112	The cannon in D was always my favorite.	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2113	Escaping the city is so 2020.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2114	Usually, I pop out of a cake.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2115	Now why did I think you lived in New Canaan?	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2116	Oh, geez. Was it something I said?	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2117	You know I hate when you drink too much at these parties. You become a real loose cannon.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2118	This is my biggest mistake ordering on Amazon. Thought it was a miniature to put on my desk at the office.	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
2119	And what do you do?	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
2120	Congrats on giving up drinking. You’re now going to be rocketed into the fourth dimension.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2121	This is my first party with Irish wines and French goodbyes.	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
2122	Quick -- give me your number.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2123	Yes, I turned off the smoke alarm	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2124	Sorry you’re in such a hurry. Maybe next time?	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
2125	...Of course, by the time I got to hole 11, I was in for a real treat because the weather was starting to clear up, anyway like I was saying...	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2126	Give it another five minutes, Maudie the Frobishers haven't come yet.	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
2127	So is this along the lines of what you kids call a 'side hustle'?	1.2277	0.05050	101	81	15	4
2128	Wow, you really are planning to hurl yourself at that guy.	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
2129	If you make it to the bar, grab me another drink.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2130	Denise, I know I called you an attention whore, but isn’t this a bit over he top?	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2131	You know, they say it's not the height, it's the timidity.	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
2132	Rumor has it, you're a loose cannon.	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
2133	If you don’t want to be taken home this way, then start bringing a designated driver.	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
2134	How'd you like to go to my place and I'll show you my cannon.?	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
2135	You're a good fit. Guess I am next.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
2136	I respect your enthusiasm for Second Amendment rights.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
2137	They're really not a mean group, they just don't like your politics.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2138	Thanks, but I'd prefer to walk.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2139	You have to beat WHAT traffic?	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2140	Do you have any clothes on in there? Because you'll be coming out real soon.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2141	On your way back could you stop somewhere and pick up some more crackers?	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
2142	This will be good fodder for conversation.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2143	You’re not really my caliber.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2144	It actually belonged to Tchaikovsky.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2145	I'll see you again on your way out.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2146	I dont think this is a good idea for a going away party.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2147	And don't forget the ice!	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2148	I'm sorry you're bored, but could you just leave quietly.	1.2268	0.04518	97	76	20	1
2149	You are going to miss my multi-level marketing presentation.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
2150	I had a nice time. Can I call you?	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2151	I’ve been looking for a woman of your caliber for my entire life	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2152	Excuse me miss, I think your ass is on fire	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2153	Wow, I thought they just misspelled Pachelbel, etc...	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2154	What a loose cannon you are, Jane!	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2155	Shiela told me you might be a loose cannon, but I wasn’t expecting this.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2156	I want to know where you are when you get there!	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
2157	Nice addition to your gun collection	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
2158	Normally I just do an Irish goodbye.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
2159	It's a lot safer than this building's elevator.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
2160	Alec Baldwin assures that you are safe.	1.2262	0.06189	84	71	7	6
2161	Wouldn’t it be easier just to wear your mask?	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2162	You'll be a smash, darling...	1.2262	0.05952	84	70	9	5
2163	C'mon, it's a party, leave your work at the office.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2164	Next stop, the swimming pool!	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2165	When you get back, could you round me up another martini—shaken, not stirred?	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2166	I've never chatted with a human cannonball, best of luck to you.	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
2167	Your trip should be a blast.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2168	Casting your vision for the new year?	1.2258	0.05747	93	78	9	6
2169	"And to get back use the elephant and teeter-totter."	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2170	I think you've made your point, Marilyn. No need to dramatize it.	1.2258	0.05540	93	77	11	5
2171	Why yes, my name is Fodder.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
2172	Was the person who lit the fuse supposed to leave the room?	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2173	I like what you’ve done with your hair.	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2174	A flight of shots, coming up!	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2175	Perhaps someday you will be remembered for your role in blowing up the current artistic canon.	1.2258	0.04866	93	72	17	2
2176	I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you seem a little tense.	1.2258	0.05540	93	77	11	5
2177	Instead of an entrance, you'll make an exit?	1.2258	0.05747	93	78	9	6
2178	What time are you off?	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
2179	Claire, I'm sorry. If you can't remember to chill the Sauvignon Blanc, you leave me no choice. You're fired.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
2180	I'd say I'm a man of your caliber.	1.2255	0.05557	102	86	9	7
2181	Okay,okay! I’m listening now.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
2182	Give me your number and I'll aim you toward the open window.	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
2183	Don’t you think there are better ways to get high?	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
2184	I don't usually meet many high caliber women.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
2185	I think these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
2186	I must say this isn't quite what I expected when I ordered a tequila shooter!"	1.2250	0.06156	80	67	8	5
2187	Looks like someone can't leave fast enough.	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
2188	Is it enough fire power to get you through the glass ceiling?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2189	So, you ran away with the circus,...Then what happened?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2190	But can I call you later?	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2191	It's steampunk Space X.	1.2247	0.05707	89	74	10	5
2192	So how long are you visiting?	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2193	Glad to see another shot being taken at the dead old white guys canon.	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2194	Your farewell party is ending with quite a blast!	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
2195	would you like to split an Uber instead?	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
2196	Perhaps I misled you when I said you'd have a blast at this party.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2197	You sure? No problem giving you a ride home.	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
2198	I think you would find that forensic accounting is also very exciting.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2199	Our office decided to eliminate Zooming, but you're helping me to re-think it.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2200	You’re lit!	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
2201	I'm gonna light your fire!	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2202	Hey, you wanna get outta here?	1.2245	0.05529	98	82	10	6
2203	Now this is what I call a real send off! Bon voyage!	1.2245	0.04478	98	77	20	1
2204	It was a free gift from Trump Republicans	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2205	So, is this your coming out "reveal" party?	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
2206	Trying to one up Bezos and Musk are we?	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
2207	Well this is a real blast from the past, isn’t it?	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2208	I see you have the hasty part of the exit planned. Maybe you should work on the discrete part?	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
2209	Your ex told me that you're easily triggered.	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
2210	Come the revolution…	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2211	Am I correct in assuming that mouth stuff is still on the table?	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2212	May the wind be forever at your back…	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
2213	Now that you mention it, I suppose we are a tough crowd.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
2214	It’s a shame you have to leave so early! The clown car is supposed to arrive any minute and I thought I just heard an elephant in the foyer.	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2215	Do you prefer this to jumping out of a cake?	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
2216	I've never seen this method of avoiding small talk, but am I that insufferable?	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
2217	You boomers are so interesting!	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
2218	...and another thing about cannons...	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
2219	Don't worry. The wheels aren't braced. When the cannon fires it will roll backwards, and you will just flop out on your face.	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
2220	That's quite the costume but Halloween was three weeks ago.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2221	I hate small talk at parties, you say the wrong thing and BOOM! .	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
2222	Leaving so soon Ms. Adderley?	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
2223	We are trying to represent what social anxiety feels like.	1.2235	0.04844	85	67	17	1
2224	Honey, I think you might've misunderstood when I said 'end things with a bang'	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2225	Well, around here I'm regarded as a big shot myself.	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
2226	Well, it was nice knowing you.	1.2234	0.04576	94	74	19	1
2227	Sure thing, I'll grab the mattress and meet you on 3rd. Avenue.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2228	Are you sure you don’t want me to aim it a bit lower and to the left?	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2229	Uber booted you off the app too?	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2230	I'm starting to feel a spark between us	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2231	Say, before you go, can I get your number?	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2232	On my signal, stick your head out and yell, 'Boom'!	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
2233	I’ve got less than three minutes till my next date…	1.2233	0.05332	103	86	11	6
2234	I’m sorry you have to leave so early.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
2235	And I suppose this means you're unfriending me.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
2236	No, I'm good with wine. Promise I'll do shots with you next time.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
2237	I think we're all going to get a bang out of your going away party.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2238	You’ll know when the party is over.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2239	Why can't you leave by the door like everyone else?	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2240	I don't have any legs.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2241	Honey, while you’re out, can you pick up more wine?	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
2242	Oh, I thought you wanted to bring yout camera.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2243	I was told to bring a housewarming gift…	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2244	Do I have a shot?	1.2231	0.04147	121	96	23	2
2245	And bring back some of those crab cakes.	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2246	I have to say, this is performance art at its most exciting.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2247	Get home safe."	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
2248	This stunt is going to bomb.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2249	A high caliber girl like you deserves a big shot like me.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2250	Blow me away. Please.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2251	Now I know what you meant about going out with a bang tonight.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2252	So, you're 21 then?	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
2253	That sure is an innovative way to get around COVID-19 travel and security restrictions! Safe travels!	1.2222	0.05286	99	81	12	5
2254	I know you must go, my love. Will you be firing back late?	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2255	So you're a fan of the Western canon?	1.2222	0.04941	90	71	16	2
2256	So, it’s kind of like Uber or Lyft?	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
2257	Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to fire me?	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2258	I couldn't help but notice that the length of fuse you chose is just enough for you to give me your number.	1.2222	0.04648	81	63	18	0
2259	I'm surprised you agreed to such a big send off.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2260	So anyway, it's called a Non-Fungible Token...	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2261	On average how much does this cut your commute time to work?	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2262	I never dated a female human cannonball	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2263	Are you sure I can't call you a cab?	1.2222	0.04429	108	86	20	2
2264	Instagram moment?	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2265	It was my fodder’s.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2266	When Julie described your personality as ‘explosive,’ I didn’t quite picture this!	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2267	Best bon voyage party ever!	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2268	You're my first experience with self depricating performance art.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2269	Wouldn’t you prefer to work with a blank canvas?	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2270	Sorry you have to leave so soon. Be safe!	1.2222	0.05648	90	75	10	5
2271	My car is just outside.	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
2272	And that is why you have to go all in on crypto	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2273	The pandemic clearly didn't help with your social anxiety.	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
2274	Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
2275	Let’s blow this party.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2276	That’ll make a splash at the holiday party.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2277	Thanks for inviting me to your bon voyage party.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2278	This will be my only work of art when I hit the wall.	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
2279	Any chance you could drop me at 63rd and York?	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2280	yeah, but you'll only go 70% as far as me	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2281	I love your title, "A Farewell to Arms"	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
2282	Leaving early has always posed some risk."	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
2283	Look, my company has a life insurance policy with an annual premium you really can afford.	1.2212	0.04523	104	83	19	2
2284	It's called the "circus goodbye"?	1.2211	0.04534	95	75	19	1
2285	Actually, the thing my research has proven wrong about cannons is...	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2286	Well - I guess this is really goodbye...	1.2211	0.04534	95	75	19	1
2287	I'm something of an expert on cannons in case you need any pointers.	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
2288	Congratulations on becoming part of the canon.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2289	It came with 24/7 monitoring, indoor/outdoor cameras, and I can activate the panic canon remotely on my phone.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2290	You’re sure you wouldn’t just like me to call you an Uber?	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
2291	Make this fast. I gotta go soon.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2292	If you are not doing anything later let’s go out- it will be a blast!	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2293	What strangers think when French people say "oh my god cette fille est canon"	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
2294	I said try the canapés, not the canon	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2295	Swipe right for a match.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2296	We hope you have a blast in circus school, honey.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2297	I heard that this party was going to be a blast!	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
2298	We met briefly at Oxford.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2299	Can I take you to dinner after the shoot?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2300	My wife says, you have trouble deciding what to wear.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2301	I used to take the train but now the commute is a real blast.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
2302	Having a blast?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
2303	Helmet? Do I look like Ralph Nader to you?	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
2304	So I think this date is going pretty well. How about you?	1.2208	0.05104	77	61	15	1
2305	yes, but when I asked if you’d like to get out of here I had something entirely different …	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2306	That drink will just blow your mind.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
2307	We thought this would be more dramatic than you popping out of a cake.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
2308	I told you there would be a flight involved in your birthday surprise.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
2309	Before you rush off, can I get your number?	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2310	And that's my whole story. I hope I haven't gone on too long...	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
2311	I guess it happens to everyone. Even a person of your caliber.	1.2200	0.04399	100	79	20	1
2312	I guess you’ve already found your perfect match.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2313	Wouldn't it be easier to take a taxi?	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2314	Tell me the truth - do I have a shot with you?	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2315	Have a sip of wine and relax.	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
2316	No mask I understand - but perhaps a helmet?	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2317	Its simple Go straight for two blocks, then right for a block, and you'll see the subway stop on your left.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2318	If you aren't blown to bits, can I buy you a drink?	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
2319	Is this a threat or a promise?"	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2320	I didn't literally mean "I love you to the moon and back".	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2321	Well, I can think of other ways of protesting the glass ceiling	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
2322	I relate. I'm always drawn to loose cannons.	1.2198	0.04636	91	72	18	1
2323	I'm sorry, but since you are not really a "guest," you will need to wear a mask.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2324	I agree ... they should have more bathrooms.	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
2325	I'm launching an app soon, too.	1.2195	0.05762	82	67	10	4
2326	No, Lizzie, this is not what they meant by the Big Bang.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
2327	They're gonna know.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
2328	See you next weekend, honey. Tell your mother she can shoot you over any time after 5:00.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
2329	I heard you're selling your car.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2330	Can I buy you a shot?	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2331	I thought this was a little more tasteful than the Irish Exit	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
2332	I’ve always gotten a big bang out of you	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
2333	Say “Hello” to your Mother!	1.2195	0.05762	82	67	10	4
2334	Would you like to hear my thoughts on critical race theory?	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2335	Aim for the window.	1.2195	0.04599	82	64	18	0
2336	I don't think I want to do shots anymore, sorry.	1.2195	0.04599	82	64	18	0
2337	It looks good on you!	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2338	Havewemetyetimcarlyourapartmentislovelyiwishicouldfindsomethinginthisneighborhoodwouldyouliketogooutsometime	1.2193	0.04273	114	91	21	2
2339	Okay, I promise I won't complain about your Irish exits ever again.	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
2340	Is this your first attempt at performance art?	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2341	I’m having a blast here. How’re you doing?	1.2190	0.05410	105	89	9	7
2342	I imagine you'll only want that one shot	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
2343	I get what you mean. My life is a circus too.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2344	Am I the only one who thought this was going to be a shotgun wedding?	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2345	So, I guess I will meet you there.	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2346	Are you one of these fast women I was told I could meet at this party?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
2347	You are definitely a blonde bombshell.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2348	I knew heaven sent you but I didn't realize it was a round trip.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	12	4
2349	Look, I get that it was a lame pick up line, but doesn't this seem just a little overly dramatic?	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
2350	Uber was too expensive so this will have to do.	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
2351	Your dress is a blast from the past	1.2188	0.04241	96	75	21	0
2352	This the first canonization party I've been to.	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2353	I started with a vermouth. What would you like for your first shot?	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
2354	I see you've moved on from gun culture.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
2355	So this is what it's like living with IBS.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
2356	So it is true: they just can't keep you down!	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
2357	A little nightcap before you lift off?	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
2358	Failure to launch my ass.	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2359	So, I guess I’ll see you all around.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
2360	Please try to miss the canapés and the drinks table.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
2361	I’ve decided this is the new swiping. You have 10 seconds to impress me.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
2362	Did Alec Baldwin put you up to this?	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
2363	Ought I begin to suspect that my drawing the short lot was not intended as an equitable way to winnow down qualified female candidates for your one open executive position, but rather, for the purpose of filling your ‘party entertainer’ vacancy?	1.2184	0.05991	87	74	7	6
2364	Enough with the Irish goodbyes - from now on, I'm going out with a bang!	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
2365	I take it you’re new to absquatulation.	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2366	Are you, by any chance, a loose cannon?	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
2367	I think we're moving a bit fast	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
2368	10... 9... 8... they're having some trouble setting up the net so just sit tight for a moment.	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
2369	You will enjoy this. The KA-BOOM is the best part.	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
2370	Didn't I see you jump out of a cake on Maple Avenue a couple of weeks ago?	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
2371	I forgot the cake.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
2372	Hopefully the net outage is resolved by the time you get home.	1.2179	0.06228	78	66	7	5
2373	Unvaccinated, eh.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2374	Looks like you're taking off!	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2375	how much gunpowder will it take to get you to brooklyn?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2376	Make it quick. We're running out of Kraken.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2377	Hey, um, if you land anywhere near 78th, can you pick up a couple of lattes and a dozen or so Babka?	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2378	On this flight, you don't have to wear a mask.	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2379	One last drink before the Big Bang?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2380	Well, actually, firing yourself out of the window to avoid my mansplaining is a perfect example of why feminism is doomed.	1.2178	0.05378	101	85	10	6
2381	What you're misunderstanding about feminism is...	1.2178	0.05378	101	85	10	6
2382	If you reach your destination, don’t forget to leave a 5-star review.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2383	I'm sorry things didn't work out between us.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
2384	May I have a turn after you? My son is a furry, my wife doesn’t fuck me & being mush on a wall sounds better than spending another minute in this miserable existence. I hate my life.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2385	You're leaving so soon?	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
2386	There once was a gal from New York Whose head much resembled a cork. No cannon was safe From the bang-loving waif Till the splattersome day of "Oh, fork!!!"	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2387	Not bad conversation fodder.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2388	You opened the window, right?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2389	You’d be surprised how many buildings are not handicannon accessible.	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
2390	Bob said you were a real firecracker.	1.2174	0.04324	92	72	20	0
2391	Well aren't you the bomb	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
2392	You're off to college, Alison?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2393	Hey, at least it beats flying coach.	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
2394	Why not just walk out the door?	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
2395	well it sure adds focus to speed dating	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2396	Thanks for agreeing to help me get this party started...	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
2397	I get you; I've been called a bit of a loose cannon myself.	1.2170	0.04240	106	84	21	1
2398	Care for a Cannon Blast Shot?	1.2170	0.05017	106	88	13	5
2399	You're being ejected from the Republican party. Care to reconsider your last vote?	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
2400	Darling, before I shoot off, did you turn off the oven?	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
2401	Well, it was really nice knowing you.	1.2169	0.05950	83	70	8	5
2402	yes if you were born between 1946 and 1964 you are a boomer	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
2403	Got tired of posing nude for art students?	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2404	Looks like you want to get out of here. I know a little restaurant.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2405	Well, to make a long story short ...	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
2406	I can tell that with your obvious motivation you will rise to new heights!	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
2407	We've only forgotten to open the window twice, but the result was the same.	1.2165	0.05528	97	82	9	6
2408	Jessica it's lovely to see you, but do you have to go so quickly '	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2409	Can I offer you a Harvey Wallbanger?	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2410	Must you really go?	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2411	I will never understand women's fashion...	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2412	This party is more lit than expected, don't you think?	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2413	During the pandemic, I also memorized Kissinger's second speech on China given that same month in '72. Would you like to hear that one, too?	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2414	When they described you as a bomb shell,I was initially doubtful.	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2415	Remember, it's the flight, not the target.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2416	Granted, college isn’t for everyone.	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2417	Excuse me, but are you the Big Shot at this party?	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2418	I rarely meet a woman of your caliber.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2419	I'm in a bit of a jam here, help me out?	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
2420	When you said buying this would put you ‘over the moon,’ I thought you were speaking figuratively.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2421	When I said you were going to be fired, I think you really misunderstood.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2422	I wasn't finished telling you about my college acapella days!	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
2423	I'm so proud you found a way to break the glass ceiling!	1.2159	0.05703	88	74	9	5
2424	And your return ticket has been upgraded to first class.	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2425	Camille tells me you’re some sort of big shot.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2426	And I had you pegged as the French exit type.'	1.2159	0.04411	88	69	19	0
2427	Ok, you literally had nothing to wear.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
2428	A can do person like you will go far!	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2429	I couldn’t afford what Bezos charges but I was assure this is almost as good.	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
2430	Just keep your shoulders curled in and you should be fine. The window seems wide enough.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2431	The subway service isn't that bad.	1.2159	0.04698	88	70	17	1
2432	I've always wanted a fodder figure.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2433	I'll rate your splash."	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2434	I dare say, you're a real firecracker!	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
2435	Hey, honey, you remember how you asked me to let you know when a moment might arise when you maybe seem to be trying too hard to get attention?	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
2436	I had heard that militarism is big in Tribeca.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
2437	Welcome! Let’s drink to the Second Amendment!	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2438	Can I swipe right?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2439	You'll break the glass ceilling.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2440	I envy your generation. In my day, we had catapults!	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2441	So, how does it feel to get blown off, Karen?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
2442	Let me guess, your drink of choice is a French 75?	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2443	Trust me, it's quicker than the elevator.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2444	Did I tell you about my Separation Anxiety Disorder?	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2445	Hey, kick-ass launch party Jenni!	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2446	So, how long have you had this gig?	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2447	You wanted to be a big shot	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2448	I feel sparks flying already.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2449	Ah! Chianti, excellent choice!	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2450	I still think it would be much simpler if you just got yourself an EZ-Pass.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2451	Take a left at Houston.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2452	Brenda, did you actually read the Office Party memo?	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2453	What a coincidence. I also asked for a shot.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2454	As You Can Imagine, I Was Blown Away...	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2455	Which shot would you prefer, Scotch or gunpowder?	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2456	This is what happens when we get lit.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2457	I couldn't find a bear for your dramatic exit, but thought this would do instead?	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2458	Pour it where? Do you realize how expensive this wine is?	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2459	Do you feel a spark?	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
2460	It’s a small world - I once downloaded a fact sheet about lion taming!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2461	Oh! So you mean this isn't the bachelor party?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2462	It is one hell of a ride if I don't miss the window!	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2463	Are you staging a production of the 1812 Overture?	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2464	It was my wife’s idea.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2465	I used to do shooters too but they gave me terrible headaches.	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2466	Wouldn't it be easier to call a cab?	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
2467	Just gotta ask ... Is your name Dyan?	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2468	So, you're a walk-on in 'Tick,Tick...Boom!'?"	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2469	Well, OK if I give you my number?	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
2470	I said get a shot with your Canon not in a canon.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
2471	You can’t leave your own engagement party like this	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2472	This way,you go out with a bang.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2473	I wonder... are You naked there?	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
2474	You look too young to be a baby boomer.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2475	Would you like me to get you a drink now or when you get back?	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2476	Ah, performance art has really taken a step forward hasn't it?	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2477	Easy divorce, no lawyers, no papers, no headaches	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2478	I could just drive you there.	1.2143	0.03895	112	88	24	0
2479	Actually I just asked for a cannonball cocktail	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2480	I think you’re really going to go far!	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2481	I always tell my friends to "Aim high".	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2482	Have I told you you're just the caliber I like?	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2483	Shots?	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
2484	Most of us are bored with your shenanigans	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2485	Boy, this coming-out party just about adds another letter to LGBTA.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2486	Since you're going out anyway, could you bring back a bag of ice?	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2487	Art Canon, I presume?	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2488	Stirring or shaking?	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2489	It's good, but I can recite the alphabet backwards.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2490	Onward! To Trafalgar!	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2491	Is this the surprise for my birthday??	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2492	They said you were a "pistol" but this is a nice surprise!	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2493	The hosts are big Second Amendment people.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2494	Yes, I agree. The snugger fit is an improvement.	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2495	Oh, so this is your 1st attempt at speed dating too. I see you needed a little extra convincing.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2496	Why do you always have to make a scene?	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2497	Not to disappoint you, Shirley, but I don't think that's what the Church means by "canonize."	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2498	And what will you do if you can't find a job at the circus.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
2499	OK, let's give it a shot!!!	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2500	Take a shot…just guess what I’m thinking.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2501	Trust me- it's just a prop.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2502	Well, I could go on for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2503	Let me tell you about the first time I was shot out of a cannon at a house party.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2504	Don't think I've ever met a woman of your caliber.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2505	Yes, you get the condo and the artwork, but this was in the prenup too. I’m	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2506	Sure, I think you will be a hit...	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2507	One more before you go"	1.2128	0.04505	94	75	18	1
2508	You have been a lot less volatile since you went on the Lexapro.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2509	So, do you shoot out of a cannon here often?	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2510	So how about those Mets?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2511	My name is James. And you were?	1.2125	0.06338	80	69	5	6
2512	Really making a bang with your entrance, Lydia	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2513	This is my first time meeting an astronaut	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
2514	‘But I haven’t even given you my take on defunding the police yet!’	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
2515	Before you blast off, could I get you a Harvey Wallbanger?	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2516	I know that we've only just met but something tells me that you are really going places.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2517	And what do you do outside of the metaverse?	1.2125	0.06083	80	68	7	5
2518	I hate launch parties,too.	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
2519	Gotta hand it to ya, that takes balls.	1.2124	0.05251	113	97	8	8
2520	The more current choice for traveling is a Tesla!	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
2521	In my younger days I was a big shot, too.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
2522	This motherfucker…	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
2523	Sure, you beat the traffic home, but you miss out on the podcasts.	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
2524	I was going to jump out of a cake, but I'm gluten intolerant	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2525	I asked for Pachelbel’s Canon	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
2526	It's gonna be a blast!	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2527	If we had a yard it would be yard art	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2528	So all the giant cakes are stuck on container ships?	1.2121	0.05424	99	84	9	6
2529	Get me out of here !	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	10	5
2530	Beats taking the metro.	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2531	I never knew you had such a short fuse.	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
2532	I adore Tchaikovsky!	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2533	No, I didn't realize that saying 'this party's a blast' was culturally insensitive."	1.2118	0.05820	85	72	8	5
2534	Do you get frequent flyer miles?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2535	I know this is “who you are now,” but maybe being a cannonball isn’t the best lifestyle choice	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2536	Can I get your phone number?	1.2115	0.04250	104	83	20	1
2537	Can I aim you at my place?	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2538	Democratizing space travel sounds good.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2539	Why do women keeping saying they’re not heard?	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2540	You wanna shoot on over to my place later ?	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2541	I warned you, Alice. Straight to the moon.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2542	Is this what they mean by "having a blast" ?	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2543	So, how does it feel being canonized so early in your career?	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2544	I hear your career is taking off.	1.2111	0.04605	90	72	17	1
2545	Obviously this is your first time so I'll explain how cannons actually work.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2546	Trust me. It’s a sure-fire flatulence cure.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2547	Most of us will leave with a whimper.	1.2110	0.05226	109	93	9	7
2548	I did tell you if you came it would be a blast!	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2549	Look who we have here -a real, living sociopath, just like in the movies.	1.2110	0.04337	109	87	18	2
2550	Great idea,this changing careers to move up and get ahead in the world.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2551	Here's an idea. When you land, go to the nearest hairdresser. Someone will say "Good grief, you look like you were just shot out of a cannon," and then you say "Funny story..."	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2552	I got it because of the 2nd Amendment but it’s really come in handy for the 3rd.	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2553	So far, your little get-together has been a blast.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
2554	Before you take off, let me light my cigar on your other end.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2555	I’ve heard of the French exit and the Irish goodbye, but I’ve never seen someone do the Canadian cannonball.	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2556	So the temp agency said this gig would be a real blast huh?	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2557	I manufacture gunpowder. What do you do?	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2558	How long is your commute?	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2559	I'm sorry, when you said can I have a light? I thought you meant the cannon, not your cigarette.	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
2560	I'm a pretty nice guy, but be careful, sometimes I have a short fuse.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2561	Hi! Haven't we met before? Was it in that cake at Bill's birthday party?	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2562	When they said bring something fun, I thought along the lines of salad, but that works too.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
2563	You're right, this party is going to be a real blast!	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2564	...anyway, enough about me. I hope I wasn't boring you.	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2565	What a disarming girl you are!	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2566	Are you sure you don’t want to use a helmet?	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
2567	I don't think this would be considered a French Exit	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2568	We just think it's high time we had more women in the can(n)on.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2569	I guess you weren't invited onto Jeff Bezos' spaceship.	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
2570	There might be more subtle ways to leave the party early.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2571	Well, it was a metaphor, but I really want to see how this ends up.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2572	No problem. I'll probably be sneaking out myself right behind you.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2573	You said you wanted one that would knock your socks off!	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2574	Can I get your num….?	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
2575	So what made you bring the act to the cocktail circuit, Ms. Knievel?	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2576	Suggest you duck.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2577	be careful	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2578	Wouldn’t it be easier to jump out of a cake?	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2579	Late for your meeting again?	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2580	No worries , they’re open late.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2581	Now that you have grown up, do you still need your Buzz Lightyear action figure?	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2582	Are you the Artist?	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2583	Hi..before you blast off I've got discounts on air or rental cars?!	1.2095	0.05362	105	90	8	7
2584	You’re the bomb, April!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2585	Breaking into show business is tough , but at least you're giving it your best shot !!	1.2095	0.04214	105	84	20	1
2586	So, you really prefer this one to hearing my views on Harold Bloom’s?	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2587	I'm so sorry you have to shoot out of here so quickly	1.2093	0.04412	86	68	18	0
2588	Great launch party!	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2589	I think it's very slimming on you.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2590	Can I call you or should I just drop by?	1.2093	0.05758	86	73	8	5
2591	But I’ve only just begun explaining my crypto investment strategies.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2592	Before we got this, our kid was always late for school.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2593	I know he is a Trumper, but he has a house at the beach. You might hit it off	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2594	It’s the new treatment for airborne diseases.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2595	I always get a big bang out of these parties	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2596	You’ll be the life of the party in some sense, no matter how it turns out.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2597	This isn't the signal for "ready to leave" that we agreed to.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2598	I really enjoyed our conversation and would love to continue it. Do you know which hospital they are going to take you? "	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2599	There's an easier way to get to Carnegie Hall.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2600	So your Dad was a lion tamer and you?" By Tom Sievers	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2601	Are you Catholic? You seem so into canon.	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2602	I hear it's like being shot out of a cannon.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2603	A cake is a cliche-- this is stronger.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
2604	Soon, I promise. No one smokes anymore, so Jerry went nextdoor to get the matches.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2605	It was nice to have met you,but I gotta' blow this joint.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2606	Avoiding small talk again?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2607	You'll go to any length to get out of these mandatory work mixers, I see.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2608	Next time, don't critique the brie.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2609	So, this is your first Civil War re-enactment?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2610	A shot and a Bloody Mary for you?	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2611	I told you, you'd be the life of the party...	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2612	Is this the literary canon?	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2613	I'm so g;ad they found a girl of your caliber.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2614	Bye Bye BITCH	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2615	Yes, I know you have an appointment, this will only take about 10 seconds	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2616	Let’s blow this pop stand.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
2617	Did you enjoy the wine tasting?	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2618	Yeah, they said this party would be a blast!	1.2083	0.05913	72	59	9	3
2619	New Years parties are a blast	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2620	Catch a movie later?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2621	So, you're going to experience five minutes of weightlessness and then land in Queens?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2622	Shirley, pick up some ice while you’re out.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2623	Is your favorite piece of music the Pachabbl Canon?	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2624	Shirley always throws a great party. I'm having a blast! Bruce Nishimura, Seattle, WA.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2625	It is a very dramatic way to lave a party.	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2626	My shots are also straight up.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2627	Is this your entire canon of work?	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2628	Was that you on Match.com last Saturday? You seemed to be in a hurry to meet	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2629	Yes your luggage will be delivered to the same landing site	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2630	It was a design element to not put in stairs.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2631	Was our conversation that bad?	1.2079	0.05324	101	86	9	6
2632	I thought we'd share a cab.	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2633	Maybe we could go out sometime. I have a bit of a reputation as a loose cannon.	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2634	The fresh air will do you good.	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
2635	Its a birthday party...my order was for someone to ‘pop out of a cake'!	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
2636	Shall we wait for Mr. Bond?	1.2075	0.05143	106	90	10	6
2637	This should clarify that nagging question about when it's time to leave.	1.2075	0.05314	106	91	8	7
2638	You never should have asked for a shot and a beer.	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
2639	The landlord said he has no problem with having canonical pieces in the apartment	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
2640	Well, this does explain your arrival to the party in a clown car!	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2641	Congratulations on your graduation. Call your mom and me when you get a job and a place to live.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2642	Bob did mention you were about to be fired.	1.2073	0.04504	82	65	17	0
2643	It's the best bon voyage party ever.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2644	so...what's your sign?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2645	Climbing into the cannon so soon? But I wasn't done telling you about my bunion removal.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2646	I'm gluten free	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
2647	Mid-13th-century modern is really making a comeback	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
2648	Fair enough, but how MUCH cheaper than an uber?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2649	Iron lung wheelchair? Great idea!	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2650	We have the Zephyr 5000 with the optional reading lamp.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2651	Thanks for coming. You always leave quite an impression.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2652	You can come out now. they've stopped talking about Facebook.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2653	And I thought I was Loaded!	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2654	I’ll try to get right to the punch line.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2655	How about we blow this joint?	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2656	Always nice to meet a fellow gun lover.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2657	I just hate commuting across town at this time of the day. Will you be calling a cab ?	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2658	I hope I’m not cannonballizing your time!	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2659	Sorry but my dating profile excludes anyone with a short fuse.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2660	My wife is so creative. This is much more original than a cake.	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2661	well, at least, you be missing rush hour.	1.2069	0.04368	87	69	18	0
2662	Yes, I know, I'd like to blow out of here too.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
2663	Would you like me to point you out the window?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2664	Bon Voyage! We are launching you to heaven!	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2665	Don't forget to yell ' Geronimo !!!	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2666	I heard you like to bang...	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
2667	Always up for a dramatic entrance, aren't you!	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2668	Did I tell you I'm in life insurance?	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2669	Must you shoot off so soon?	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2670	I told you not to bring up politics.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2671	I’m concerned that you’re still not understanding the concept of the Internet	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2672	I thought you were doing tequila shots!	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2673	I really admire you for taking risks at work	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
2674	I'm Brad with the National Cannon Association.	1.2065	0.04244	92	73	19	0
2675	Bye,Felicia!	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2676	You save $200,000 over Blue Origin.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2677	I thought you were just going to tell them, "Thank you, and good night."	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2678	I expect a shout heard around the world!	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2679	Personally, I prefer making an Irish goodbye.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2680	No! I ask you to bring me a HELMET!	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2681	This job must really blow.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2682	Jane, you're a piece of work in a piece of work.	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2683	‘How bout those Yankees ?’	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2684	Next time please do not tap the fish tank.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2685	Honey. When was the last time I got you to blast off?	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2686	Im sorry Stacy, I really need this promotion.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2687	I said "Would you like to try some FIREBALL?"	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2688	I think I saw the bartender had a lighter. Why do you ask?	1.2059	0.04023	102	81	21	0
2689	Any room for me?	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2690	Brilliant! Most women simply say they've left the oven on.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2691	So apparently his wife found out and she's firing the nanny.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2692	I forgot my gunpowder. Want some wine instead?	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2693	I thought I’d try to put a little spark back in our marriage.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2694	An introvert's idea of personal safety at a dinner soiree. "Farewell George!" she said as she shot out the window.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2695	After what that flight attendant did to me last time, I just couldn’t take the risk.	1.2055	0.04762	73	58	15	0
2696	Can I get your phone number before you go?	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
2697	On your way back, could you pick up some more ice?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2698	What do you mean you don't wamt me to spark the conversation?	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
2699	I get it. I’ve also been called a loose cannon.	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2700	We all felt that having you jump out of a cake was just so cliché.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2701	Could you take a picture of my house as you fly over?	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
2702	I just love a party that ends with a bang!	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
2703	May I blow out your fuse?	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2704	You should know, veryone's dying to see what you're wearing.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2705	You're not the first pretty girl at a party to tell me I remind them of her fodder.	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
2706	I appreciate your witty banter. Now just shoot me.	1.2045	0.05636	88	75	8	5
2707	Be sure to show your vaccination card when you land.	1.2045	0.05636	88	75	8	5
2708	Buckle your seatbelt! Someone just lit your fuze.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2709	Have a great trip, and don't forget to spend the airfare money we saved on something special.	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2710	Can you pick up some more ice while you're out?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2711	Wanna pop on over to my place?	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
2712	At a Cocktail Party in Seattle, circa 1995, Jeff Bezos has an another idea	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
2713	It will be fascinating to follow the career prajectory of a person of your caliber.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2714	I nominated you for this honor since you are our employee of the very highest caliber	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2715	Who brought this	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2716	Could I interest you in a small bore?	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2717	I heard you can be kind of explosive.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2718	Boy, I can’t wait to see how you top this party.”	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
2719	Your mother and I don't believe in soft launches.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2720	So, is this supposed to be the opposite of an Irish exit?	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2721	It is possible this could be more effective than ivermectin!	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2722	Party’s getting a bit crowded, what do ya say we take off?	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2723	So, anyway, what do you do for a living?	1.2043	0.04968	93	76	13	3
2724	what a novel way to make a deep impression!	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2725	No net, Nanette?	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2726	I thought you wanted to rekindle the spark.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2727	Can I talk to you about being shot from a cannon in your apartment insurance?	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2728	Oh, good, I see I haven't missed the performance art.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2729	Funny, whenever I strike up a conversation with a woman, she has to leave.	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2730	Alternatively, I could call you a cab.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2731	With all the shipping issues,this was the largest one I could find...	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2732	Would you like to get out of here?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2733	They tell me that the performance art business is booming - - but you would know!	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2734	Sorry I could not drive you back to school this time.	1.2041	0.05419	98	84	8	6
2735	Make sure to like and subscribe!	1.2041	0.04092	98	78	20	0
2736	Part of me says we met in Gettysburg.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2737	So, how do you know the Ringling brothers?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2738	May I walk you home after the party?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2739	I see you're really into artillery art.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2740	If you don't mind my asking, what are your triggers?	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2741	I heard you were going to be fired.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2742	Never before have I met someone of your caliber	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2743	Wanna get away from all these clowns?	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2744	You're going off with a bang, not a whimper.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2745	No! I certainly don't think you have a "short fuse." Why do you ask?	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2746	I’m more of an ‘Irish goodbye’ type.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2747	One more thing before you go, I could do your taxes for you if you need an extension.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2748	A cab might get you there in one piece just as fast	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2749	Can't be any worse than that last party you threw.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2750	You’ll land in our pool and have plenty of time to make dinner. See you at 6:30.	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
2751	Oh! I thought it was "cannon father"!	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
2752	This is a way you can get blasted and don't have to drink.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
2753	You have to admit that this is a step up from coming out of a cake.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
2754	I don’t need a ride, but thanks for the offer. I live right across the street so I usually just take the trapeze.	1.2025	0.05804

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