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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-11-21T17:41:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-12-05T17:42:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-11-29T17:41:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 6, 2021 |
Number of captions | 5969 |
Number of responses | 784246 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Where do you see yourself in five seconds? | 1.7499 | 0.01350 | 3419 | 1599 | 1076 | 744 |
1 | I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. | 1.7453 | 0.01461 | 3011 | 1448 | 882 | 681 |
2 | I hope that you’re not leaving me for some clown. | 1.7378 | 0.01970 | 1640 | 793 | 484 | 363 |
3 | I was fired recently myself. | 1.7162 | 0.01522 | 2562 | 1227 | 835 | 500 |
4 | So...how long has the circus been letting you work from home? | 1.7142 | 0.01423 | 3180 | 1608 | 873 | 699 |
5 | My place is just 35 degrees away if you need a place to crash. | 1.7123 | 0.01551 | 2565 | 1266 | 771 | 528 |
6 | Call to let me know you got home safe. | 1.7119 | 0.01281 | 3672 | 1787 | 1156 | 729 |
7 | And then when Phil described you as a 'Blonde Bombshell' I thought he was just being misogynistic. | 1.7086 | 0.01752 | 2035 | 1018 | 592 | 425 |
8 | It might be lower risk to just get the vaccine and fly commercial. | 1.7050 | 0.01538 | 2698 | 1376 | 742 | 580 |
9 | I heard you were leaving but I didn't know you were getting fired. | 1.6965 | 0.01445 | 2985 | 1520 | 851 | 614 |
10 | Are you sure I can't just drive you home? | 1.6891 | 0.01517 | 2396 | 1149 | 843 | 404 |
11 | Very impressive—my dates usually end the evening by pretending to receive a phone call. | 1.6883 | 0.01395 | 3029 | 1512 | 949 | 568 |
12 | I've been instructed to keep you away from the powder room. | 1.6840 | 0.01765 | 1899 | 956 | 587 | 356 |
13 | Not quite what I was expecting from your launch party | 1.6832 | 0.01667 | 2080 | 1035 | 669 | 376 |
14 | A circus? Really. And what do you do there? | 1.6820 | 0.01388 | 3031 | 1520 | 955 | 556 |
15 | I would say my two biggest fears are a woman leaving me and loud noises. | 1.6783 | 0.01443 | 2928 | 1515 | 840 | 573 |
16 | Rumor has it, you have a short fuse. | 1.6753 | 0.01739 | 1845 | 911 | 622 | 312 |
17 | So tell me, what sets you off? | 1.6730 | 0.01953 | 1578 | 817 | 460 | 301 |
18 | ''When we play the 1812 Overture, that's your cue.'' | 1.6661 | 0.01726 | 1917 | 974 | 609 | 334 |
19 | Usually, the women I meet just say they have to go the the bathroom. | 1.6655 | 0.01498 | 2544 | 1294 | 807 | 443 |
20 | Mind if I ask you a loaded question? | 1.6632 | 0.01523 | 2479 | 1271 | 772 | 436 |
21 | Or I could just get you an Uber. | 1.6620 | 0.01546 | 2308 | 1158 | 772 | 378 |
22 | So, what makes you think you’re going to be fired? | 1.6609 | 0.01606 | 2203 | 1126 | 698 | 379 |
23 | I never thought I'd find a woman of your caliber. | 1.6601 | 0.01457 | 2774 | 1448 | 821 | 505 |
24 | Are you sure you don't want me to call you an Uber? | 1.6539 | 0.01591 | 2167 | 1099 | 719 | 349 |
25 | I just got here and you're taking off? | 1.6478 | 0.01882 | 1570 | 810 | 503 | 257 |
26 | I admire your exit strategy. | 1.6477 | 0.01547 | 2271 | 1158 | 755 | 358 |
27 | I've been waiting my whole life for a woman of your caliber. | 1.6442 | 0.01915 | 1526 | 795 | 479 | 252 |
28 | I like a woman with an exit strategy. | 1.6429 | 0.01790 | 1753 | 917 | 545 | 291 |
29 | Don't often meet a woman of your caliber. | 1.6418 | 0.01609 | 2253 | 1205 | 649 | 398 |
30 | How refreshing to meet a woman of your caliber. | 1.6410 | 0.02061 | 1362 | 726 | 399 | 237 |
31 | But I'm not done explaining inflation yet. | 1.6392 | 0.02716 | 801 | 433 | 224 | 144 |
32 | Godspeed. | 1.6392 | 0.01763 | 2148 | 1244 | 435 | 469 |
33 | It's so hard to find women of your caliber. | 1.6346 | 0.01724 | 1962 | 1061 | 557 | 344 |
34 | In contrast, my parties usually end with a whimper. | 1.6340 | 0.01905 | 1481 | 768 | 487 | 226 |
35 | Its nice to meet someone of your caliber. | 1.6292 | 0.01788 | 1796 | 972 | 518 | 306 |
36 | Impressive exit strategy! | 1.6280 | 0.01719 | 1758 | 905 | 602 | 251 |
37 | Let's work out a signal so I know when you want to leave the party. | 1.6273 | 0.01834 | 1607 | 845 | 516 | 246 |
38 | Actually, I’m kind of a big shot myself. | 1.6257 | 0.01778 | 1715 | 906 | 545 | 264 |
39 | Going so soon? I was just about to explain loan amortization. | 1.6244 | 0.01856 | 1672 | 913 | 474 | 285 |
40 | I understand completely. I was fired just last week.” | 1.6239 | 0.01909 | 1566 | 852 | 451 | 263 |
41 | I requested Bach’s Canon in D. I guess they misunderstood. | 1.6210 | 0.01854 | 1583 | 844 | 495 | 244 |
42 | I take it you're ready to go home? | 1.6178 | 0.01899 | 1494 | 797 | 471 | 226 |
43 | The good news is that you are on an upward trajectory. | 1.6162 | 0.01846 | 1480 | 766 | 516 | 198 |
44 | I didn’t know we were doing shots. | 1.6112 | 0.02026 | 1358 | 744 | 396 | 217 |
45 | Will I see you again? | 1.6091 | 0.02059 | 1302 | 713 | 385 | 204 |
46 | Please text me to let me know you got home ok. | 1.6059 | 0.02043 | 1251 | 670 | 403 | 177 |
47 | Leaving so soon? | 1.6038 | 0.02188 | 1224 | 697 | 315 | 212 |
48 | I've never met a woman of your calibre before. | 1.6032 | 0.02141 | 1202 | 664 | 351 | 187 |
49 | What are you doing after launch? | 1.6020 | 0.02161 | 1186 | 658 | 342 | 186 |
50 | Call me when you get there so I know you made it. | 1.5995 | 0.02119 | 1141 | 612 | 374 | 155 |
51 | Always good to go out with a bang. | 1.5991 | 0.02084 | 1140 | 602 | 393 | 145 |
52 | You probably don't remember me but you came out of my birthday cake on my fortieth. | 1.5986 | 0.02166 | 1131 | 618 | 349 | 164 |
53 | I've been fired many times myself. | 1.5982 | 0.02113 | 1140 | 611 | 376 | 153 |
54 | I had no idea you’d been canonized. | 1.5969 | 0.02297 | 1099 | 629 | 284 | 186 |
55 | It’s a launch party | 1.5932 | 0.02258 | 1052 | 583 | 314 | 155 |
56 | I'd love to see you again. Can I have your trajectory? | 1.5903 | 0.02592 | 864 | 500 | 218 | 146 |
57 | You're loaded. | 1.5881 | 0.02286 | 1010 | 560 | 306 | 144 |
58 | I'm impressed! Most women I talk to just quietly walk out the door. | 1.5863 | 0.02347 | 962 | 536 | 288 | 138 |
59 | When you said you were getting fired, I thought you meant from your job. | 1.5847 | 0.02335 | 944 | 520 | 296 | 128 |
60 | Looks like we're both loaded. | 1.5843 | 0.02432 | 931 | 530 | 258 | 143 |
61 | Thanks for inviting me to your going away party. | 1.5838 | 0.02440 | 925 | 527 | 256 | 142 |
62 | Bernice, this has gone far enough. Break down and get vaxxed so you can fly in a plane like everybody else. | 1.5835 | 0.02522 | 922 | 542 | 222 | 158 |
63 | Are you new to speed dating too? | 1.5829 | 0.02534 | 923 | 546 | 216 | 161 |
64 | Where will we find another woman of your caliber? | 1.5804 | 0.02477 | 889 | 507 | 248 | 134 |
65 | Heading out? | 1.5804 | 0.02551 | 796 | 443 | 244 | 109 |
66 | Why don’t you let me call you a cab? | 1.5794 | 0.02436 | 882 | 494 | 265 | 123 |
67 | 1. "Will you miss me? Or should I move over a few feet just to make sure?" | 1.5720 | 0.02549 | 813 | 463 | 235 | 115 |
68 | Is this your first launch party? | 1.5716 | 0.02567 | 768 | 429 | 239 | 100 |
69 | Is someone expecting you or are you just going to drop in? | 1.5702 | 0.02534 | 784 | 438 | 245 | 101 |
70 | Maybe I'll catch you later. | 1.5700 | 0.02474 | 793 | 436 | 262 | 95 |
71 | Wow,and I only learned how to make bread during the pandemic. | 1.5691 | 0.02609 | 782 | 449 | 221 | 112 |
72 | Time to go home. You're loaded. | 1.5682 | 0.03463 | 491 | 296 | 111 | 84 |
73 | I had something else in mind when I asked if you wanted to do shots with me. | 1.5667 | 0.02709 | 757 | 445 | 195 | 117 |
74 | Can I get you a drink? A light? | 1.5665 | 0.02677 | 752 | 436 | 206 | 110 |
75 | No, really, it's easy. You just download the app and a car picks you up whenever you need one. | 1.5630 | 0.02635 | 730 | 412 | 221 | 94 |
76 | Okay, boomer. | 1.5580 | 0.02796 | 681 | 398 | 186 | 97 |
77 | This might be a long shot, but are you free later? | 1.5574 | 0.02791 | 680 | 397 | 187 | 96 |
78 | You must be a boomer | 1.5570 | 0.02815 | 675 | 396 | 182 | 97 |
79 | Think about the journey, not the destination. | 1.5561 | 0.02782 | 642 | 365 | 197 | 80 |
80 | It’s so original to launch the author instead of the book . | 1.5551 | 0.02995 | 663 | 410 | 138 | 115 |
81 | I've been searching for a woman of your caliber for years. | 1.5545 | 0.02808 | 660 | 384 | 186 | 90 |
82 | I'll keep it quick. Recently divorced. No kids. Software engineer. And I love the circus. | 1.5542 | 0.02841 | 655 | 384 | 179 | 92 |
83 | Are you sure I can't get you an Uber instead? | 1.5504 | 0.02825 | 645 | 376 | 183 | 86 |
84 | Normally, I would say, 'See you later.' | 1.5497 | 0.02799 | 624 | 356 | 193 | 75 |
85 | As a performance artist myself, I feel obligated to tell you that this has 'one and done' written all over it. | 1.5491 | 0.02828 | 652 | 383 | 180 | 89 |
86 | Glad you could make the launch party. | 1.5490 | 0.02734 | 663 | 381 | 200 | 82 |
87 | I would offer you another drink but you already look fully loaded to me. | 1.5465 | 0.02911 | 613 | 361 | 169 | 83 |
88 | I must say, I've never met anyone of your caliber before. | 1.5465 | 0.02920 | 613 | 362 | 167 | 84 |
89 | I don't think I've ever met a woman of your caliber before | 1.5445 | 0.03136 | 584 | 361 | 128 | 95 |
90 | I've always admired women of your caliber. | 1.5441 | 0.03139 | 590 | 367 | 125 | 98 |
91 | I had no idea this is what you meant when you said, "I want to go to that party and get loaded". | 1.5429 | 0.02979 | 595 | 354 | 157 | 82 |
92 | Most girls just have one of their friends call them with a fake emergency. | 1.5420 | 0.02969 | 572 | 335 | 164 | 73 |
93 | I am sorry, but Carol has a strict policy on those who overstay their welcome. | 1.5414 | 0.02947 | 567 | 329 | 169 | 69 |
94 | You go ahead - I’ll meet you there. | 1.5414 | 0.02969 | 580 | 342 | 162 | 76 |
95 | That's funny. The 1812 Overture is my favorite Tchaikovsky piece too! | 1.5408 | 0.02938 | 564 | 326 | 171 | 67 |
96 | if that's the only way out of here, i'm next. | 1.5394 | 0.03005 | 558 | 328 | 159 | 71 |
97 | I just realized I've been doing all the talking! | 1.5378 | 0.03003 | 556 | 327 | 159 | 70 |
98 | It’s not often that I come to these gatherings and meet a woman of such high caliber. | 1.5373 | 0.03118 | 549 | 332 | 139 | 78 |
99 | Some launch party, huh? | 1.5359 | 0.02932 | 543 | 311 | 173 | 58 |
100 | I'm pretty loaded myself! | 1.5337 | 0.03074 | 534 | 317 | 149 | 68 |
101 | Let's talk about this when you're not so loaded. | 1.5333 | 0.03171 | 525 | 318 | 134 | 73 |
102 | So, you've been cannonized? | 1.5333 | 0.03228 | 525 | 323 | 124 | 78 |
103 | In fact, it's not the most humiliating way a woman has tried to get out of a conversation with me." | 1.5326 | 0.03150 | 537 | 327 | 134 | 76 |
104 | Wait, let me tell you about the second half of the insurance seminar. | 1.5326 | 0.03115 | 522 | 311 | 144 | 67 |
105 | Loose cannon?" I didn't mean it—it's a figure of speech! | 1.5315 | 0.02957 | 540 | 313 | 167 | 60 |
106 | Just give me some kind of signal when you're ready to leave. | 1.5311 | 0.03156 | 531 | 323 | 134 | 74 |
107 | No, no, no, no — it's one's entrance that should be dramatic. | 1.5311 | 0.03087 | 531 | 317 | 146 | 68 |
108 | Oh, ha ha, I thought you said this was a *lunch* date. | 1.5310 | 0.03202 | 516 | 314 | 130 | 72 |
109 | Enough about me, what do you do for fun? | 1.5298 | 0.03137 | 504 | 299 | 143 | 62 |
110 | Shall I take this as a "no"? | 1.5281 | 0.03242 | 498 | 303 | 127 | 68 |
111 | I hope that sound is my Gin Fizz. | 1.5280 | 0.03377 | 500 | 316 | 104 | 80 |
112 | So that's no to sharing a cab? | 1.5277 | 0.03203 | 506 | 307 | 131 | 68 |
113 | This is my first visit to a divorce reveal party. | 1.5261 | 0.03340 | 498 | 312 | 110 | 76 |
114 | Arms have a constitutional right to bear people. | 1.5249 | 0.03298 | 482 | 295 | 121 | 66 |
115 | I'm not boring you, am I? | 1.5249 | 0.03143 | 503 | 301 | 140 | 62 |
116 | I guess I misunderstood when you said we were coming to get loaded. | 1.5239 | 0.03197 | 481 | 287 | 136 | 58 |
117 | Bob told me you were a loose canon | 1.5236 | 0.03234 | 487 | 295 | 129 | 63 |
118 | Are you heading out? | 1.5228 | 0.03165 | 482 | 286 | 140 | 56 |
119 | No, they still aren't paying attention to you. | 1.5221 | 0.03116 | 498 | 296 | 144 | 58 |
120 | No problem. The window's open. | 1.5215 | 0.03040 | 466 | 265 | 159 | 42 |
121 | It’s great to meet someone of your caliber. | 1.5213 | 0.03495 | 447 | 280 | 101 | 66 |
122 | When you said we need an exit strategy for the party, I really had something else in mind. | 1.5211 | 0.03120 | 497 | 296 | 142 | 58 |
123 | Wow all I did over quarantine was learn to bake bread | 1.5186 | 0.03352 | 457 | 280 | 117 | 60 |
124 | When Jennifer said we were attending a friend's launch I had no idea that she meant literally. | 1.5182 | 0.03962 | 303 | 180 | 89 | 34 |
125 | I would offer to get you a drink, but you appear to be leaving now. | 1.5179 | 0.03073 | 475 | 276 | 152 | 47 |
126 | You have some powder under your nose. | 1.5168 | 0.03304 | 447 | 269 | 125 | 53 |
127 | So you are leaving early? | 1.5167 | 0.03058 | 449 | 255 | 156 | 38 |
128 | There you are! For a moment I thought you were trying to ditch me. | 1.5165 | 0.03406 | 455 | 283 | 109 | 63 |
129 | I so rarely meet a person of your caliber. | 1.5159 | 0.03361 | 473 | 296 | 110 | 67 |
130 | Next time just tell me you have nothing to wear. | 1.5156 | 0.03212 | 450 | 266 | 136 | 48 |
131 | Just think. You’ll go farther than anyone here. | 1.5149 | 0.03084 | 505 | 303 | 144 | 58 |
132 | So, when is your launch date? | 1.5148 | 0.03206 | 439 | 257 | 138 | 44 |
133 | Does this mean you don't want to hear the rest of my life story? | 1.5136 | 0.03328 | 440 | 266 | 122 | 52 |
134 | You could just tell me you are ready to leave. | 1.5135 | 0.03060 | 481 | 282 | 151 | 48 |
135 | It's great the circus lets you works from home. I don't feel safe going back to work with the clowns in my office. | 1.5116 | 0.03437 | 432 | 267 | 109 | 56 |
136 | You heading downtown by any chance? | 1.5106 | 0.03198 | 470 | 284 | 132 | 54 |
137 | I admire a woman of your caliber. | 1.5105 | 0.03499 | 427 | 267 | 102 | 58 |
138 | You haven't been fired yet? | 1.5105 | 0.03408 | 429 | 263 | 113 | 53 |
139 | Aiming to leave? | 1.5100 | 0.03342 | 451 | 278 | 116 | 57 |
140 | So, I guess you're ready to leave ? | 1.5081 | 0.03239 | 433 | 254 | 131 | 43 |
141 | I told you you would fit in. | 1.5072 | 0.03381 | 414 | 250 | 118 | 46 |
142 | What exactly are you aiming at? | 1.5062 | 0.03507 | 405 | 250 | 105 | 50 |
143 | But I wasn't finished telling you about my stamp collection. | 1.5061 | 0.03503 | 411 | 255 | 104 | 52 |
144 | ok I believe you when you said you would rather be shot out of a cannon than see me again. | 1.5059 | 0.03390 | 421 | 257 | 115 | 49 |
145 | The window is open. You're good to go. | 1.5059 | 0.03184 | 421 | 245 | 139 | 37 |
146 | There are less dramatic ways of coming out, you know! | 1.5048 | 0.03528 | 420 | 265 | 98 | 57 |
147 | Stick the landing. | 1.5036 | 0.03424 | 421 | 260 | 110 | 51 |
148 | I’ve never met a young woman of your caliber before | 1.5025 | 0.03682 | 402 | 259 | 84 | 59 |
149 | I’ve been to a lot of launch parties in my day, but this one takes the cake! | 1.5024 | 0.03442 | 418 | 259 | 108 | 51 |
150 | OK, I'm holding your drink. Now what? | 1.5013 | 0.03549 | 385 | 237 | 103 | 45 |
151 | Are you a candidate for canonization? | 1.5013 | 0.03433 | 397 | 241 | 113 | 43 |
152 | Honey, you are so brave. But just in case, what's our Amazon password? | 1.5012 | 0.03590 | 403 | 253 | 93 | 54 |
153 | So much for concealed carry. | 1.5012 | 0.03507 | 413 | 259 | 101 | 53 |
154 | Usually women just go to the bathroom and don't come back, but I like your style. | 1.5012 | 0.03547 | 417 | 265 | 95 | 57 |
155 | Well, if you can't make a big entrance, you might as well go out with a bang! | 1.5012 | 0.03390 | 421 | 259 | 113 | 49 |
156 | The 1812 is my favorite too! | 1.4988 | 0.03487 | 429 | 273 | 98 | 58 |
157 | I find you a person of exceptionally high caliber." | 1.4987 | 0.03439 | 393 | 239 | 112 | 42 |
158 | They asked for Pachelbel's Canon but there was a mix-up | 1.4987 | 0.03635 | 381 | 239 | 94 | 48 |
159 | Oh, sorry. If I'd known someone was in there, I would have poured this into the plant instead. | 1.4966 | 0.03506 | 443 | 287 | 90 | 65 |
160 | I guess you're ready to leave? | 1.4950 | 0.03504 | 400 | 250 | 102 | 48 |
161 | I just wish we had met sooner. | 1.4948 | 0.03542 | 386 | 240 | 101 | 45 |
162 | Well, you did say this party would be a blast. | 1.4948 | 0.03360 | 384 | 229 | 120 | 35 |
163 | Are you sure...? I could call an Uber. | 1.4938 | 0.03454 | 405 | 252 | 106 | 47 |
164 | To the Moon, Alice! | 1.4933 | 0.03693 | 373 | 236 | 86 | 47 |
165 | I enjoy meeting people of your caliber. | 1.4932 | 0.03617 | 367 | 228 | 97 | 42 |
166 | So, you said you come from circus people? | 1.4930 | 0.03569 | 359 | 219 | 103 | 37 |
167 | Believe me, this way you'll miss all the midtown traffic. | 1.4926 | 0.03400 | 408 | 252 | 111 | 45 |
168 | Not sure we have much time but my name is Fred. | 1.4920 | 0.03533 | 376 | 232 | 103 | 41 |
169 | What do you say we blow this joint? | 1.4918 | 0.03639 | 364 | 227 | 95 | 42 |
170 | Thanks again for inviting me to your launch party. | 1.4916 | 0.03385 | 419 | 261 | 110 | 48 |
171 | Your mother and I just think you took our 'failure to launch' conversation too literally. | 1.4905 | 0.03762 | 369 | 238 | 81 | 50 |
172 | Could a guy like me ever have a shot with you? | 1.4904 | 0.03540 | 363 | 222 | 104 | 37 |
173 | Is it politically incorrect to say that, traditionally, this takes balls? | 1.4888 | 0.03988 | 356 | 238 | 62 | 56 |
174 | Thanks for coming, but we asked for someone who could play the Pachelbel Canon | 1.4886 | 0.03812 | 350 | 224 | 81 | 45 |
175 | After a few drinks I’m a bit of a loose cannon. | 1.4886 | 0.03636 | 350 | 216 | 95 | 37 |
176 | I'd say break a leg, but I know that happened last time. | 1.4884 | 0.03659 | 344 | 212 | 96 | 36 |
177 | Wow! You ARE a bombshell!! | 1.4873 | 0.03771 | 355 | 227 | 83 | 45 |
178 | Not what I meant when I said women writers should be included in the canon. | 1.4868 | 0.03682 | 341 | 211 | 94 | 36 |
179 | But enough about me-- what sets you off? | 1.4865 | 0.03574 | 370 | 231 | 98 | 41 |
180 | Yes, I do believe everyone should have an exit strategy | 1.4863 | 0.03380 | 364 | 217 | 117 | 30 |
181 | You'll probably get home first, so you should walk the dog. | 1.4847 | 0.03780 | 359 | 232 | 80 | 47 |
182 | I always said you'd go far | 1.4838 | 0.03626 | 339 | 208 | 98 | 33 |
183 | Do you know what the entertainment will be tonight? | 1.4832 | 0.03487 | 358 | 218 | 107 | 33 |
184 | So you won’t be needing a ride home?” | 1.4825 | 0.03592 | 400 | 260 | 87 | 53 |
185 | How refreshing, the other guests are all talk and no action. | 1.4820 | 0.03833 | 334 | 213 | 81 | 40 |
186 | It was supposed to be a cake. | 1.4815 | 0.03847 | 324 | 205 | 82 | 37 |
187 | Do you need a light? | 1.4814 | 0.03552 | 376 | 237 | 97 | 42 |
188 | I'll go next. I doubt anyone will even notice we left. | 1.4812 | 0.03719 | 345 | 218 | 88 | 39 |
189 | So, what's the big surprise happening at midnight? | 1.4808 | 0.03575 | 364 | 227 | 96 | 39 |
190 | And then I drained the 10 footer, finishing the 18th with a bogey 5. I'm not boring you, am I? | 1.4806 | 0.03939 | 335 | 219 | 71 | 45 |
191 | I'll get the door for you. | 1.4790 | 0.03582 | 357 | 223 | 97 | 37 |
192 | I hate long goodbyes too. | 1.4783 | 0.03525 | 368 | 230 | 100 | 38 |
193 | I’m surprised to see a woman of your caliber at a party like this. | 1.4782 | 0.03392 | 412 | 261 | 105 | 46 |
194 | Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll walk home. | 1.4777 | 0.03614 | 381 | 246 | 88 | 47 |
195 | This is not what I meant when I said let’s give our relationship another shot” | 1.4774 | 0.03559 | 354 | 220 | 99 | 35 |
196 | Most people just slip out the back door. | 1.4773 | 0.03510 | 331 | 199 | 106 | 26 |
197 | Well, that was a loaded question. | 1.4772 | 0.03603 | 329 | 201 | 99 | 29 |
198 | You’re gonna go far, kid! | 1.4771 | 0.03566 | 350 | 217 | 99 | 34 |
199 | I've been looking for a woman of high caliber. | 1.4768 | 0.03780 | 323 | 203 | 86 | 34 |
200 | That takes balls. | 1.4762 | 0.03884 | 336 | 219 | 74 | 43 |
201 | You simply go down the hall for a hundredth of a second and then the bathroom is on your left. | 1.4757 | 0.03877 | 309 | 195 | 81 | 33 |
202 | Call and let me know you got home safely. | 1.4749 | 0.03704 | 379 | 250 | 78 | 51 |
203 | Would you like me to open the window first? | 1.4740 | 0.03795 | 327 | 208 | 83 | 36 |
204 | Are you sure I can’t drive you home? | 1.4738 | 0.03837 | 325 | 208 | 80 | 37 |
205 | Don’t I remember you from last year’s birthday cake? | 1.4734 | 0.03590 | 376 | 242 | 90 | 44 |
206 | Give me your best shot. | 1.4722 | 0.03588 | 324 | 198 | 99 | 27 |
207 | I know it's a long shot, but are you seeing anybody? | 1.4713 | 0.03761 | 331 | 211 | 84 | 36 |
208 | What were Elon’s EXACT words? | 1.4709 | 0.03964 | 327 | 216 | 68 | 43 |
209 | ...story of my life. I meet someone interesting and ....boom. | 1.4702 | 0.03743 | 336 | 215 | 84 | 37 |
210 | This'll definitely put you on the map if not all over it. | 1.4702 | 0.03828 | 302 | 189 | 84 | 29 |
211 | I've so enjoyed conversing with a woman of your caliber. | 1.4697 | 0.03570 | 413 | 276 | 80 | 57 |
212 | Normally my dates just fizzle out. | 1.4686 | 0.03795 | 318 | 202 | 83 | 33 |
213 | Want me to open the window a little more? | 1.4683 | 0.03585 | 331 | 205 | 97 | 29 |
214 | I still think the subway is safer. | 1.4676 | 0.03942 | 293 | 186 | 77 | 30 |
215 | So... I take it you want to go? | 1.4676 | 0.03821 | 293 | 182 | 85 | 26 |
216 | I put the top down on your car for you. | 1.4673 | 0.03875 | 306 | 195 | 79 | 32 |
217 | Cynthia I hate to mansplain, but a cannonball is something you do into a pool | 1.4662 | 0.04140 | 296 | 196 | 62 | 38 |
218 | Leaving? | 1.4658 | 0.04183 | 292 | 194 | 60 | 38 |
219 | Awesome! They usually hire a harp player. | 1.4654 | 0.03742 | 318 | 201 | 86 | 31 |
220 | So, what's your commute like? | 1.4650 | 0.03701 | 329 | 209 | 87 | 33 |
221 | This is the actual Pachelbel’s canon. Got it for a song. | 1.4644 | 0.03799 | 351 | 233 | 73 | 45 |
222 | This may be a long shot . . . | 1.4639 | 0.03759 | 319 | 203 | 84 | 32 |
223 | The last woman I explained Bitcoin to used a catapult! | 1.4633 | 0.03729 | 313 | 197 | 87 | 29 |
224 | Seriously, I'm happy to call an Uber. | 1.4630 | 0.03843 | 324 | 211 | 76 | 37 |
225 | Most people like to make an entrance ... | 1.4629 | 0.03948 | 283 | 179 | 77 | 27 |
226 | Couldn’t get Uber? | 1.4626 | 0.03960 | 294 | 189 | 73 | 31 |
227 | Have you tried popping out of a cake first? | 1.4606 | 0.03801 | 317 | 204 | 80 | 33 |
228 | I guess this is good-bye. | 1.4605 | 0.03807 | 291 | 182 | 84 | 25 |
229 | It looks like they’re sending you off with a bang. | 1.4601 | 0.03986 | 276 | 175 | 75 | 26 |
230 | If all goes well, how about dinner on Saturday? | 1.4600 | 0.03726 | 300 | 187 | 88 | 25 |
231 | So...enough about me--how about you? | 1.4596 | 0.04020 | 285 | 184 | 71 | 30 |
232 | Ok then. Catch you later. | 1.4572 | 0.03720 | 304 | 191 | 87 | 26 |
233 | Don't you want to hear about cryptocurrency? | 1.4571 | 0.04040 | 280 | 181 | 70 | 29 |
234 | I don't see why you always have to make such a dramatic exit. | 1.4560 | 0.03603 | 318 | 199 | 93 | 26 |
235 | Am I boring you? I feel like you're trying to get away. | 1.4535 | 0.04158 | 269 | 176 | 64 | 29 |
236 | Straight ahead, third door on your right. Can't miss it. | 1.4534 | 0.03825 | 311 | 202 | 77 | 32 |
237 | If he still doesn’t notice you, perhaps you would give me your number. | 1.4532 | 0.04044 | 267 | 171 | 71 | 25 |
238 | I take it there won't be a second date. | 1.4532 | 0.03974 | 267 | 169 | 75 | 23 |
239 | Just a thought — may I point you toward the open window? | 1.4530 | 0.03975 | 298 | 196 | 69 | 33 |
240 | Couldn't you just jump out of a cake? | 1.4529 | 0.03697 | 329 | 213 | 83 | 33 |
241 | It appears I've gone on about myself for too long. | 1.4525 | 0.04228 | 263 | 173 | 61 | 29 |
242 | What amazes me is how you got it up in the elevator. | 1.4520 | 0.04059 | 281 | 184 | 67 | 30 |
243 | Just for once, could we leave without drawing attention? | 1.4516 | 0.04295 | 279 | 190 | 52 | 37 |
244 | A simple “Let’s go dear,” would suffice. | 1.4500 | 0.04037 | 280 | 183 | 68 | 29 |
245 | Yes,my wife came. Didn’t you see her in the powder room? | 1.4496 | 0.03993 | 278 | 180 | 71 | 27 |
246 | I was planning to get bombed tonight, but you beat me to it. | 1.4492 | 0.04203 | 256 | 167 | 63 | 26 |
247 | Great! See you at my place in 2.6 seconds. | 1.4490 | 0.03955 | 294 | 193 | 70 | 31 |
248 | Final item on your bucket list? | 1.4488 | 0.04336 | 254 | 169 | 56 | 29 |
249 | So. You're a Boomer? | 1.4487 | 0.04427 | 263 | 180 | 48 | 35 |
250 | Need a light? | 1.4485 | 0.03887 | 301 | 196 | 73 | 31 |
251 | You have to go so quickly? Was it something I said? | 1.4482 | 0.03819 | 299 | 193 | 78 | 28 |
252 | So is this your first socially distanced bachelor party? | 1.4471 | 0.04214 | 255 | 167 | 61 | 26 |
253 | I agree, air travel prices are totally outrageous. | 1.4464 | 0.03974 | 289 | 186 | 69 | 30 |
254 | I never thought I’d meet someone who respected the second amendment as much as I do ! | 1.4462 | 0.04149 | 251 | 162 | 66 | 23 |
255 | I'm confused. Is this considered concealed carry or open carry? | 1.4462 | 0.04226 | 260 | 172 | 60 | 28 |
256 | Where are you headed after this? | 1.4457 | 0.04214 | 258 | 170 | 61 | 27 |
257 | So will I see you again or I am reading between the lines that you’re not interested? | 1.4456 | 0.03864 | 294 | 191 | 75 | 28 |
258 | ...and are you the artist? | 1.4452 | 0.04003 | 283 | 186 | 68 | 29 |
259 | So your plans are.....pretty much up in the air for now? | 1.4449 | 0.04221 | 245 | 159 | 63 | 23 |
260 | Go away. I have a short fuse. | 1.4449 | 0.04225 | 254 | 167 | 61 | 26 |
261 | A simple "No" would've sufficed. | 1.4449 | 0.04088 | 272 | 179 | 65 | 28 |
262 | Do you have a target in mind? | 1.4444 | 0.03961 | 261 | 166 | 74 | 21 |
263 | I'm ready to leave if you are. | 1.4441 | 0.04033 | 286 | 190 | 65 | 31 |
264 | Now that's a loaded question. | 1.4440 | 0.04064 | 268 | 175 | 67 | 26 |
265 | No, thanks, I'll take a cab home. | 1.4432 | 0.04009 | 273 | 178 | 69 | 26 |
266 | I'm loaded myself. | 1.4431 | 0.04176 | 255 | 167 | 63 | 25 |
267 | To be perfectly honest, I just don't see myself dating a woman of your caliber. | 1.4427 | 0.04059 | 262 | 170 | 68 | 24 |
268 | This all seems terribly risky. Not a single person here is wearing a mask! | 1.4415 | 0.04025 | 265 | 172 | 69 | 24 |
269 | You’re taking off early! | 1.4414 | 0.03857 | 256 | 160 | 79 | 17 |
270 | Send Elon and Jeff my regards! | 1.4408 | 0.04219 | 245 | 160 | 62 | 23 |
271 | I know what you mean. I never know how to dress for these things. | 1.4403 | 0.04243 | 243 | 159 | 61 | 23 |
272 | I heard there’d be a loose cannon at the party”. | 1.4403 | 0.04230 | 268 | 181 | 56 | 31 |
273 | Ready to leave, Dear? | 1.4402 | 0.04235 | 259 | 173 | 58 | 28 |
274 | I hope I'm wrong but heard you have a short fuse | 1.4396 | 0.04172 | 273 | 184 | 58 | 31 |
275 | Wait! Can I have my lighter back? | 1.4395 | 0.04220 | 248 | 163 | 61 | 24 |
276 | At the very least, let me open the front door for you. | 1.4394 | 0.03909 | 289 | 190 | 71 | 28 |
277 | When I heard you had a 'place in the literary canon', I just assumed ... | 1.4394 | 0.04089 | 289 | 196 | 59 | 34 |
278 | I haven’t taken an Uber since the pandemic either. | 1.4393 | 0.04415 | 239 | 160 | 53 | 26 |
279 | You know, I don’t feel I fit in either | 1.4387 | 0.03886 | 253 | 159 | 77 | 17 |
280 | This is not exactly the best way to be canonized. | 1.4387 | 0.04218 | 269 | 182 | 56 | 31 |
281 | I never know what to do with my hands either. | 1.4382 | 0.04145 | 251 | 164 | 64 | 23 |
282 | Well at least you're not being unceremoniously fired. | 1.4380 | 0.04064 | 258 | 168 | 67 | 23 |
283 | I tend to get this reaction from women. | 1.4375 | 0.04161 | 256 | 169 | 62 | 25 |
284 | Don't worry. Being fired was the best thing that ever happened to me. | 1.4372 | 0.04113 | 247 | 160 | 66 | 21 |
285 | To the moon, Alice, the moon. | 1.4372 | 0.04313 | 231 | 151 | 59 | 21 |
286 | We're not in Jeff Bezos' league. But, we don't charge as much, either.... | 1.4362 | 0.04437 | 243 | 164 | 49 | 28 |
287 | ...and I thought the 'Launch Party' invitation was a typo. | 1.4360 | 0.04194 | 250 | 165 | 61 | 24 |
288 | Can I call you a cab instead? | 1.4357 | 0.04225 | 241 | 158 | 61 | 22 |
289 | It’s how they tell if their guests are the right calibre. | 1.4356 | 0.03997 | 264 | 170 | 68 | 23 |
290 | Always wanted my date to be a bombshell | 1.4355 | 0.04100 | 248 | 161 | 66 | 21 |
291 | Are you sure you can't wait until the bathroom's free? | 1.4354 | 0.04127 | 271 | 182 | 60 | 29 |
292 | Really, Hannah? Your Uber’s only three minutes late. | 1.4354 | 0.03888 | 271 | 175 | 74 | 22 |
293 | Wow, our gender reveal party just used confetti. | 1.4353 | 0.04082 | 278 | 187 | 61 | 30 |
294 | Good luck with the glass ceiling. | 1.4350 | 0.04242 | 246 | 163 | 59 | 24 |
295 | I’m getting a sense that you’d rather be somewhere else? | 1.4349 | 0.04048 | 269 | 177 | 65 | 26 |
296 | I've come to all your launch parties. | 1.4346 | 0.04112 | 260 | 172 | 63 | 25 |
297 | You were supposed to be inside a cake. | 1.4345 | 0.03927 | 290 | 193 | 68 | 29 |
298 | It's difficult for me to tell you this, but I'm afraid you're going to be fired. | 1.4345 | 0.04172 | 267 | 180 | 58 | 29 |
299 | The sad thing is that, still, no one has noticed you. | 1.4344 | 0.04187 | 244 | 160 | 62 | 22 |
300 | At least you don't have to worry about pilot shortages and unruly passengers. | 1.4344 | 0.04227 | 244 | 161 | 60 | 23 |
301 | I sell insurance. You? | 1.4342 | 0.04216 | 228 | 147 | 63 | 18 |
302 | Don’t leave me this way. | 1.4337 | 0.04356 | 249 | 169 | 52 | 28 |
303 | No, it doesn't make you look fat exactly. | 1.4335 | 0.04197 | 233 | 151 | 63 | 19 |
304 | And just where do you think you're going, young lady? | 1.4329 | 0.04439 | 231 | 155 | 52 | 24 |
305 | Am I boring you? | 1.4322 | 0.04329 | 236 | 157 | 56 | 23 |
306 | I didn’t know that the CDC had approved at home booster shots … | 1.4321 | 0.04238 | 243 | 161 | 59 | 23 |
307 | Honey I'm sorry, I never should have called you a drama queen | 1.4317 | 0.04496 | 227 | 153 | 50 | 24 |
308 | That’s enough about me. What are your plans for today? | 1.4311 | 0.04654 | 225 | 155 | 43 | 27 |
309 | This is progress! Before #MeToo you would have been coming out of a cake! | 1.4310 | 0.04410 | 239 | 162 | 51 | 26 |
310 | Your commitment to keeping your guests entertained is admirable. | 1.4304 | 0.04003 | 230 | 145 | 71 | 14 |
311 | There’s no need to get defensive. | 1.4304 | 0.04366 | 230 | 153 | 55 | 22 |
312 | Your example may inspire others to leave. | 1.4298 | 0.04340 | 235 | 157 | 55 | 23 |
313 | This is what you meant by 'powder room'? | 1.4297 | 0.04124 | 249 | 164 | 63 | 22 |
314 | I'm told you have a short fuse. | 1.4292 | 0.04509 | 226 | 153 | 49 | 24 |
315 | Well actually, a catapult would be more environmentally friendly. | 1.4292 | 0.04331 | 226 | 149 | 57 | 20 |
316 | Must you leave so quickly? | 1.4291 | 0.03810 | 289 | 190 | 74 | 25 |
317 | Honey, we promised we wouldn't get loaded. | 1.4280 | 0.04432 | 243 | 167 | 48 | 28 |
318 | What is a woman of your caliber doing at a party like this? | 1.4274 | 0.04091 | 234 | 151 | 66 | 17 |
319 | I know it's unconventional, but it's helped me save a fortune on Ubers. | 1.4264 | 0.04238 | 258 | 176 | 54 | 28 |
320 | How about if I just call you a cab? | 1.4259 | 0.04422 | 216 | 143 | 54 | 19 |
321 | Now I understand why the invitation said this party was going to be a blast.” | 1.4255 | 0.03978 | 275 | 184 | 65 | 26 |
322 | You still have to make a left on Madison Avenue | 1.4251 | 0.04300 | 247 | 168 | 53 | 26 |
323 | A simple "I'm ready to leave now" would have been sufficient. | 1.4250 | 0.04147 | 240 | 158 | 62 | 20 |
324 | And to think, Chloe, I almost missed your 'Send-off' party. | 1.4245 | 0.04062 | 212 | 133 | 68 | 11 |
325 | They did warn me you had a short fuse. | 1.4245 | 0.03749 | 318 | 215 | 71 | 32 |
326 | What a remarkable coincidence! I have a giant net in my back yard! | 1.4242 | 0.04348 | 231 | 155 | 54 | 22 |
327 | No one pays attention to performance art anymore. | 1.4237 | 0.04323 | 236 | 159 | 54 | 23 |
328 | Well, there may be an easier way to get his attention. | 1.4235 | 0.03973 | 255 | 167 | 68 | 20 |
329 | Taking off so soon? | 1.4234 | 0.04428 | 222 | 149 | 52 | 21 |
330 | If you're headed to the store, we could use more wine. | 1.4233 | 0.04435 | 215 | 143 | 53 | 19 |
331 | You seem a little young to be a boomer. | 1.4232 | 0.04232 | 267 | 185 | 51 | 31 |
332 | Why is one wheel smaller than the other? | 1.4231 | 0.04591 | 208 | 140 | 48 | 20 |
333 | Surprised to see you here. I heard you were fired! | 1.4219 | 0.04182 | 237 | 157 | 60 | 20 |
334 | You could have just walked out the door, like my last girlfriend. | 1.4219 | 0.04223 | 256 | 175 | 54 | 27 |
335 | Then, when that didn’t work out, I moved to Poughkeepsie… | 1.4211 | 0.04474 | 228 | 156 | 47 | 24 |
336 | You can just call a cab, you know. | 1.4211 | 0.04517 | 228 | 157 | 46 | 25 |
337 | As for myself, I just like to listen to the 1812 Overture. | 1.4211 | 0.04771 | 209 | 145 | 40 | 24 |
338 | You say you're getting your booster shot? | 1.4211 | 0.04315 | 209 | 136 | 58 | 15 |
339 | Wait a minute, didn’t I just see you in the cake? | 1.4208 | 0.04362 | 259 | 182 | 45 | 32 |
340 | So how do you know the Knievels? | 1.4208 | 0.04577 | 221 | 152 | 45 | 24 |
341 | No I wasn't objectifying you. You're a bombshell. | 1.4208 | 0.04622 | 221 | 153 | 43 | 25 |
342 | When do you get off? | 1.4206 | 0.04275 | 233 | 156 | 56 | 21 |
343 | It's a relief to see a fellow boomer here! | 1.4206 | 0.04245 | 214 | 139 | 60 | 15 |
344 | What do you say we blow this place? | 1.4202 | 0.04137 | 257 | 174 | 58 | 25 |
345 | I really shouldn't yell "Fire!" in a crowded gathering. | 1.4189 | 0.04236 | 222 | 146 | 59 | 17 |
346 | I’ve always said they should have more women canonized | 1.4187 | 0.04617 | 203 | 137 | 47 | 19 |
347 | Now that's the way to make an exit | 1.4185 | 0.04263 | 227 | 150 | 55 | 18 |
348 | Quiet exits aren't really your style, are they? | 1.4178 | 0.04359 | 213 | 141 | 55 | 17 |
349 | I could get you an Uber instead. | 1.4178 | 0.04289 | 225 | 150 | 56 | 19 |
350 | We wish you all the best in the new direction your career is taking you. | 1.4177 | 0.04092 | 237 | 156 | 63 | 18 |
351 | May I light your fire? | 1.4175 | 0.04720 | 206 | 142 | 42 | 22 |
352 | Fair enough. But I prefer a dramatic entry. | 1.4174 | 0.04178 | 230 | 152 | 60 | 18 |
353 | I'm not woke, I'm lit | 1.4173 | 0.04057 | 254 | 170 | 62 | 22 |
354 | I'm working the nigh shift at the E.R. so maybe I'll see you later? | 1.4171 | 0.04439 | 211 | 141 | 52 | 18 |
355 | You'll still get stuck in midtown traffic. | 1.4170 | 0.04221 | 223 | 147 | 59 | 17 |
356 | This isn’t what I meant when I asked if you wanted to do shots at the bar. | 1.4167 | 0.04001 | 252 | 167 | 65 | 20 |
357 | I prefer getting bombed the old fashion way. Cheers | 1.4163 | 0.04437 | 221 | 150 | 50 | 21 |
358 | Well… you seem to be on a great trajectory! | 1.4163 | 0.04718 | 209 | 145 | 41 | 23 |
359 | My last relationship ended similarly. | 1.4160 | 0.04249 | 238 | 161 | 55 | 22 |
360 | You must be the big-shot guest they were talking about. | 1.4159 | 0.04343 | 214 | 142 | 55 | 17 |
361 | The last woman I tried to chat up stuck her head in a lion's mouth. | 1.4157 | 0.04006 | 255 | 170 | 64 | 21 |
362 | Thanks for taking the job. I'm sorry I can't promise a soft landing. | 1.4155 | 0.04445 | 207 | 138 | 52 | 17 |
363 | You seem like a high-caliber person. | 1.4147 | 0.04494 | 217 | 148 | 48 | 21 |
364 | Let me tell you about the next chapter of my novel! | 1.4141 | 0.04751 | 198 | 136 | 42 | 20 |
365 | Remember, try not to draw attention to yourself when you leave. | 1.4133 | 0.04562 | 196 | 131 | 49 | 16 |
366 | It's your big shot honey, don't miss. | 1.4133 | 0.04326 | 196 | 127 | 57 | 12 |
367 | Who set you off this time? | 1.4130 | 0.04174 | 247 | 168 | 56 | 23 |
368 | If you elevate to 45 degrees, I'm on the 7th floor across the street. | 1.4128 | 0.04235 | 218 | 144 | 58 | 16 |
369 | I suppose you know there's a wall in front of you. | 1.4126 | 0.04666 | 206 | 142 | 43 | 21 |
370 | I usually just shoot off my mouth | 1.4110 | 0.04508 | 219 | 151 | 46 | 22 |
371 | When you gotta go, you gotta go. | 1.4110 | 0.04318 | 219 | 147 | 54 | 18 |
372 | A woman of your caliber could go far. | 1.4107 | 0.04434 | 224 | 154 | 48 | 22 |
373 | Powder room? Just down the hall on the left. | 1.4103 | 0.04745 | 195 | 134 | 42 | 19 |
374 | So, where are you headed? | 1.4091 | 0.04155 | 220 | 145 | 60 | 15 |
375 | I see you’re all packed. | 1.4089 | 0.04391 | 203 | 135 | 53 | 15 |
376 | So you’re the famous Mrs. Pachelbel in Canon D! | 1.4087 | 0.04579 | 208 | 143 | 45 | 20 |
377 | I love meeting people who know where they're going. | 1.4082 | 0.04073 | 245 | 165 | 60 | 20 |
378 | I see you finally found a ride home. | 1.4080 | 0.04476 | 201 | 135 | 50 | 16 |
379 | Yes, Dear,I have checked one more time and the window is open. | 1.4078 | 0.04453 | 206 | 139 | 50 | 17 |
380 | My ex-wife was a bombshell, too. | 1.4078 | 0.04400 | 206 | 138 | 52 | 16 |
381 | I'm guessing this is your first shot at performance art. | 1.4077 | 0.04392 | 233 | 162 | 47 | 24 |
382 | I'm guessing that you going on a date with me is a long shot. | 1.4077 | 0.04434 | 233 | 163 | 45 | 25 |
383 | I heard one of us is about to be fired. | 1.4076 | 0.03938 | 238 | 156 | 67 | 15 |
384 | I have so many questions, but I'll just start with "want a drink?" | 1.4074 | 0.04307 | 216 | 145 | 54 | 17 |
385 | I’m so impressed that you’re going to be canonized. | 1.4074 | 0.04644 | 216 | 152 | 40 | 24 |
386 | Everyone deserves a shot. | 1.4074 | 0.04257 | 216 | 144 | 56 | 16 |
387 | I usually just try to sneak out of these things. | 1.4072 | 0.04335 | 221 | 150 | 52 | 19 |
388 | There is something different about you--a certain je ne sais quoi. | 1.4072 | 0.04703 | 194 | 133 | 43 | 18 |
389 | My last girlfriend had a really short fuse | 1.4069 | 0.04201 | 231 | 156 | 56 | 19 |
390 | I’m glad to see more Female writers are being included in the Western cannon | 1.4068 | 0.04308 | 236 | 163 | 50 | 23 |
391 | Can you point me toward the restroom? | 1.4054 | 0.04549 | 222 | 156 | 42 | 24 |
392 | Good luck on breaking the glass ceiling! | 1.4052 | 0.04186 | 232 | 157 | 56 | 19 |
393 | Want to get out of here? | 1.4048 | 0.04123 | 210 | 136 | 61 | 12 |
394 | I’ve heard you like to hit the ground running. | 1.4048 | 0.04493 | 210 | 144 | 47 | 19 |
395 | Look at me blabbering on, so what do you do for work? | 1.4041 | 0.04718 | 193 | 133 | 42 | 18 |
396 | I was fired last month and I'm on a new trajectory now. | 1.4038 | 0.04346 | 213 | 144 | 52 | 17 |
397 | I was just about to leave, you wanna shoot on over to my place? | 1.4036 | 0.04303 | 223 | 152 | 52 | 19 |
398 | I'm sorry to tell you but it's not a functional cannon. It's the litter box for our three cats. | 1.4036 | 0.04576 | 223 | 158 | 40 | 25 |
399 | It beats a pink slip and an exit interview, doesn't it? | 1.4031 | 0.04551 | 196 | 133 | 47 | 16 |
400 | Wait! First let me open the window! | 1.4031 | 0.04608 | 196 | 134 | 45 | 17 |
401 | And then I... Hey wait, you're not looking for a way out of this conversation are you? | 1.4031 | 0.04608 | 196 | 134 | 45 | 17 |
402 | Going out with a bang are we? | 1.4028 | 0.04162 | 211 | 139 | 59 | 13 |
403 | We could shoot over to my place." | 1.4021 | 0.04465 | 194 | 130 | 50 | 14 |
404 | Really, Janice, you don't need to make such a big deal about leaving the party early. | 1.4018 | 0.03896 | 224 | 145 | 68 | 11 |
405 | I'm guessing this book launch is for your autobiography | 1.4017 | 0.04399 | 229 | 160 | 46 | 23 |
406 | Remember - stick the landing! | 1.4009 | 0.04385 | 217 | 149 | 49 | 19 |
407 | I'm just sorry you have to leave early. | 1.4000 | 0.04548 | 185 | 124 | 48 | 13 |
408 | I see you meant it when you said you'd rather be launched out of a cannon than come to this party. | 1.4000 | 0.04326 | 195 | 129 | 54 | 12 |
409 | Who knew a forensic accountant and a human cannonball would have so much in common? | 1.4000 | 0.04297 | 205 | 137 | 54 | 14 |
410 | Most girls just claim they got an emergency text. | 1.4000 | 0.04702 | 200 | 140 | 40 | 20 |
411 | I prefer wine to shots. | 1.4000 | 0.04339 | 190 | 125 | 54 | 11 |
412 | How about I just call you an Uber? | 1.3991 | 0.04442 | 213 | 147 | 47 | 19 |
413 | This is one way to break the glass ceiling. | 1.3990 | 0.04596 | 193 | 132 | 45 | 16 |
414 | Getting your booster shot? | 1.3989 | 0.04743 | 188 | 130 | 41 | 17 |
415 | I guess, like every girl I meet, you'll soon be gone. | 1.3981 | 0.04335 | 206 | 139 | 52 | 15 |
416 | It's called the Social Distancer. | 1.3981 | 0.04168 | 206 | 136 | 58 | 12 |
417 | Watch the wall on your way out. | 1.3979 | 0.04447 | 191 | 128 | 50 | 13 |
418 | I can see you're about ready to blow this joint | 1.3979 | 0.04688 | 191 | 132 | 42 | 17 |
419 | Can’t we just get our coats and go without making a scene. | 1.3974 | 0.04153 | 234 | 160 | 55 | 19 |
420 | Can't we just leave though the door like normal people? | 1.3974 | 0.04326 | 234 | 164 | 47 | 23 |
421 | So, you're NOT interested? | 1.3971 | 0.04684 | 204 | 144 | 39 | 21 |
422 | I agree. Love is a battlefield. | 1.3969 | 0.04692 | 194 | 135 | 41 | 18 |
423 | If you wanted to go home early, you could've just asked! | 1.3968 | 0.04079 | 247 | 170 | 56 | 21 |
424 | In ten minutes you’ll be in space unless we miss our window. | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
425 | You should beat the rush hour if you leave now | 1.3961 | 0.04152 | 207 | 137 | 58 | 12 |
426 | People always leave my parties loaded. | 1.3959 | 0.04411 | 197 | 133 | 50 | 14 |
427 | So what is it you do? | 1.3951 | 0.04455 | 205 | 141 | 47 | 17 |
428 | Can't you just stomp out of the room like a normal drama queen? | 1.3950 | 0.04697 | 200 | 141 | 39 | 20 |
429 | So, why do you think you keep getting fired? | 1.3946 | 0.04150 | 223 | 151 | 56 | 16 |
430 | I sell insurance and still live with my mom. What’s your sign? | 1.3944 | 0.04627 | 180 | 122 | 45 | 13 |
431 | But enough about me... | 1.3943 | 0.04856 | 175 | 121 | 39 | 15 |
432 | I can't wait to see what you're wearing. | 1.3942 | 0.04461 | 208 | 144 | 46 | 18 |
433 | Are you heading over a mailbox by chance? | 1.3939 | 0.04620 | 198 | 138 | 42 | 18 |
434 | This is gonna be the best gender reveal ever! | 1.3938 | 0.04706 | 193 | 135 | 40 | 18 |
435 | I didn't know divorce reveal parties were a thing. | 1.3937 | 0.04320 | 221 | 153 | 49 | 19 |
436 | Alternatively you could just announce that you’re leaving. | 1.3935 | 0.04242 | 216 | 147 | 53 | 16 |
437 | Would you consider landing at my place? | 1.3933 | 0.04729 | 178 | 122 | 42 | 14 |
438 | I was a bit of a loose cannon in my youth too, but you're definitely in another league. | 1.3930 | 0.04624 | 201 | 141 | 41 | 19 |
439 | Dyan Cannon, I presume. | 1.3929 | 0.04506 | 224 | 160 | 40 | 24 |
440 | So they tell me you're going places. | 1.3927 | 0.04443 | 219 | 154 | 44 | 21 |
441 | So this isn't your book launch? | 1.3927 | 0.04118 | 191 | 124 | 59 | 8 |
442 | Do you need to go to the powder room, first? | 1.3925 | 0.04648 | 186 | 128 | 43 | 15 |
443 | Yes, I think I can pick up on social cues reasonably well. Why do you ask?” | 1.3925 | 0.04772 | 186 | 130 | 39 | 17 |
444 | So...do you leave here often? | 1.3922 | 0.04412 | 204 | 140 | 48 | 16 |
445 | Who says you can’t do anything with an English major. | 1.3920 | 0.04546 | 199 | 138 | 44 | 17 |
446 | I'd love to finish my story, but it looks like you're getting ready to leave. | 1.3917 | 0.04423 | 217 | 152 | 45 | 20 |
447 | So, what time do you go off? | 1.3915 | 0.04645 | 212 | 152 | 37 | 23 |
448 | I have never met someone of your caliber. | 1.3913 | 0.04808 | 184 | 129 | 38 | 17 |
449 | I'm vaccinated, but I'm still not comfortable taking the subway. | 1.3911 | 0.04658 | 202 | 143 | 39 | 20 |
450 | So, how's the social anxiety going? | 1.3909 | 0.04577 | 197 | 137 | 43 | 17 |
451 | I'm betting it's a "longshot | 1.3907 | 0.04403 | 215 | 150 | 46 | 19 |
452 | I think that you will still make your flight. | 1.3905 | 0.04477 | 210 | 147 | 44 | 19 |
453 | I hope it wasn't something I said | 1.3902 | 0.04608 | 205 | 145 | 40 | 20 |
454 | Agreed, TSA screening can be a pain, but what if you miss Chicago? | 1.3901 | 0.04587 | 182 | 124 | 45 | 13 |
455 | You'll go far, kiddo. | 1.3897 | 0.04434 | 195 | 133 | 48 | 14 |
456 | Perhaps you should wait till the pool opens to do a cannonball. | 1.3897 | 0.04493 | 195 | 134 | 46 | 15 |
457 | So, you'll get us a table, and I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.... Gotcha! | 1.3897 | 0.04174 | 213 | 144 | 55 | 14 |
458 | You’re the type of high-caliber gal I’ve been looking for. | 1.3893 | 0.04268 | 244 | 174 | 45 | 25 |
459 | A bit pointless to exchange phone numbers, don't you think? | 1.3886 | 0.04357 | 211 | 146 | 48 | 17 |
460 | That's interesting, but when I want to slip out early, I try NOT to call attention to myself. | 1.3886 | 0.04700 | 193 | 136 | 39 | 18 |
461 | You really know how to make an exit. | 1.3886 | 0.04569 | 175 | 118 | 46 | 11 |
462 | I believe you're the caliber of woman I've been looking for. | 1.3883 | 0.04849 | 188 | 134 | 35 | 19 |
463 | Pleased to meet someone of your caliber. | 1.3883 | 0.04483 | 188 | 128 | 47 | 13 |
464 | I didn't know there was such a thing as Uber Express | 1.3879 | 0.05129 | 165 | 117 | 32 | 16 |
465 | Are you sure you wouldn't rather call an Über? | 1.3877 | 0.04186 | 227 | 157 | 52 | 18 |
466 | It won't work, Nora. Everyone knows to ignore your little stunts. | 1.3876 | 0.04385 | 209 | 145 | 47 | 17 |
467 | I'll try and make this quick. | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
468 | When you get back, I’ll explain Bitcoin. | 1.3862 | 0.04527 | 189 | 130 | 45 | 14 |
469 | are you sure I can't call you an Uber? | 1.3858 | 0.04627 | 197 | 139 | 40 | 18 |
470 | I hope you're the right caliber for this job. | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
471 | Would you like to slip into something more comfortable? | 1.3850 | 0.04409 | 200 | 138 | 47 | 15 |
472 | Hope I'm not boring you. | 1.3846 | 0.04306 | 182 | 121 | 52 | 9 |
473 | The wine helps- I’m a little gun shy. | 1.3846 | 0.04306 | 195 | 132 | 51 | 12 |
474 | Oh, the bachelor’s party is across the street. | 1.3842 | 0.04418 | 203 | 141 | 46 | 16 |
475 | Sorry. I just thought it was worth a shot. | 1.3842 | 0.04445 | 190 | 130 | 47 | 13 |
476 | It was a dramatic move, but Janet never once regretted using her Mansplaining Escape Device. | 1.3842 | 0.05127 | 177 | 129 | 28 | 20 |
477 | Nice to chat with you. Maybe I’ll catch you later. | 1.3838 | 0.04608 | 198 | 140 | 40 | 18 |
478 | Granted, Uber isn't perfect. | 1.3834 | 0.04577 | 193 | 135 | 42 | 16 |
479 | I’d love to chat longer, but unfortunately I’m about to take off. | 1.3834 | 0.04636 | 193 | 136 | 40 | 17 |
480 | Sooo, do I have a shot? | 1.3833 | 0.04545 | 180 | 123 | 45 | 12 |
481 | So why do they call you "Boom-Boom"? | 1.3829 | 0.04294 | 222 | 156 | 47 | 19 |
482 | Call me when you get back | 1.3829 | 0.04772 | 175 | 122 | 39 | 14 |
483 | This time, dear, I’ll make sure the window is open. | 1.3825 | 0.04624 | 183 | 127 | 42 | 14 |
484 | I'll offer everyone red wine until you get back with another bag of ice. | 1.3822 | 0.04488 | 191 | 132 | 45 | 14 |
485 | It's much cheaper than Uber. | 1.3820 | 0.04578 | 178 | 122 | 44 | 12 |
486 | When you asked me to bring you a shot, I just assumed .... | 1.3820 | 0.04437 | 178 | 120 | 48 | 10 |
487 | I’ve heard of making an entrance but this is quite a departure. | 1.3816 | 0.04565 | 207 | 148 | 39 | 20 |
488 | Well, color me embarrassed! I thought it was a book launch. | 1.3815 | 0.05081 | 173 | 125 | 30 | 18 |
489 | going anyplace interesting? | 1.3812 | 0.04525 | 181 | 124 | 45 | 12 |
490 | You were serious when you said you wanted to leave early! | 1.3812 | 0.04788 | 181 | 128 | 37 | 16 |
491 | I said “Pachelbel’s canon in D major,” not “possible cannon in teenager” | 1.3810 | 0.04466 | 210 | 148 | 42 | 19 |
492 | My dear, will you consider a shot of tequila instead?" | 1.3807 | 0.04450 | 197 | 137 | 45 | 15 |
493 | Honey, this is better than Uber. Just text us when you land. | 1.3799 | 0.04759 | 179 | 126 | 38 | 15 |
494 | My last relationship ended with barely a whimper | 1.3797 | 0.04968 | 158 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
495 | Greg slowly became suspicious Carole was not, in fact, interested in his stamp collection story | 1.3793 | 0.04787 | 174 | 122 | 38 | 14 |
496 | Let me call a taxi for you instead. | 1.3789 | 0.04741 | 190 | 136 | 36 | 18 |
497 | Okay, it's lit. You know it wouldn't offend anyone if you just left by the front door. | 1.3787 | 0.04885 | 169 | 119 | 36 | 14 |
498 | I think this may be our best launch party yet. | 1.3786 | 0.04419 | 206 | 145 | 44 | 17 |
499 | I just think it’s so important to see women included in the canon | 1.3785 | 0.04501 | 214 | 154 | 39 | 21 |
500 | Looks like you'll beat me home. | 1.3778 | 0.04537 | 180 | 124 | 44 | 12 |
501 | I must say I've always found just dinging on my glass with a fork works perfectly well." | 1.3778 | 0.04537 | 180 | 124 | 44 | 12 |
502 | Hey do you want to get out of here and go someplace quiet? | 1.3777 | 0.04468 | 188 | 130 | 45 | 13 |
503 | Another case of red and pick up a few bags of ice. | 1.3775 | 0.04393 | 204 | 143 | 45 | 15 |
504 | Ready to blow this joint? | 1.3771 | 0.04695 | 175 | 122 | 40 | 13 |
505 | Have you got a light? | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
506 | Can I get your number before you take off? | 1.3765 | 0.05032 | 162 | 115 | 33 | 14 |
507 | So when can I see you again? | 1.3765 | 0.04862 | 170 | 120 | 36 | 14 |
508 | They told me you were a loose cannon. | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
509 | You're Morris's third wife, aren't you? | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
510 | What a coincidence! I love the 1812 Overture. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
511 | Hey, I remember you from the giant birthday cake. | 1.3757 | 0.04586 | 173 | 119 | 43 | 11 |
512 | The Powder room? First door on the left. | 1.3756 | 0.04430 | 205 | 145 | 43 | 17 |
513 | Drink this first. It'll take your mind off things. | 1.3750 | 0.04973 | 168 | 120 | 33 | 15 |
514 | Are you trying to get fired? | 1.3743 | 0.04543 | 187 | 131 | 42 | 14 |
515 | Do you also need a light? | 1.3743 | 0.04543 | 187 | 131 | 42 | 14 |
516 | These gender reveal parties are getting more and more creative! | 1.3743 | 0.04620 | 171 | 118 | 42 | 11 |
517 | Your Uber driver is waiting 6 blocks away. | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
518 | I’m actually looking for more of a long term relationship. | 1.3742 | 0.04612 | 163 | 111 | 43 | 9 |
519 | But Honey,we just got here. | 1.3737 | 0.04675 | 190 | 136 | 37 | 17 |
520 | It’s a perfectly safe stage prop. What can possibly go wrong? | 1.3736 | 0.04822 | 182 | 131 | 34 | 17 |
521 | Yes my dear, trust me, I promise to follow right after you. | 1.3736 | 0.04694 | 182 | 129 | 38 | 15 |
522 | What a funny coincidence! I also don't feel safe using Uber. | 1.3728 | 0.04655 | 169 | 117 | 41 | 11 |
523 | Aim higher | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
524 | I too was fired at an office party. | 1.3723 | 0.04586 | 188 | 133 | 40 | 15 |
525 | Clown college, you say? I am an accountant, myself. | 1.3720 | 0.04395 | 207 | 147 | 43 | 17 |
526 | You could get a lot more attention if you’d smile. | 1.3718 | 0.04745 | 156 | 107 | 40 | 9 |
527 | That’s one way to get canonized. | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 133 | 43 | 13 |
528 | It's supposed to be art, but we still keep it pointed at the open window. | 1.3716 | 0.04608 | 183 | 129 | 40 | 14 |
529 | What a coincidence, I’m a son of a gun. | 1.3713 | 0.04525 | 202 | 145 | 39 | 18 |
530 | I see you've done well with your MFA. | 1.3713 | 0.04690 | 167 | 116 | 40 | 11 |
531 | So, do you get fired a lot? | 1.3708 | 0.04490 | 178 | 123 | 44 | 11 |
532 | So, are you enjoying the party? | 1.3707 | 0.04369 | 205 | 145 | 44 | 16 |
533 | A person of your caliber is bound to go far. | 1.3707 | 0.04530 | 205 | 148 | 38 | 19 |
534 | Booster Shot... | 1.3704 | 0.05319 | 162 | 120 | 24 | 18 |
535 | So I guess that's a hard 'No!' | 1.3704 | 0.04456 | 162 | 109 | 46 | 7 |
536 | Can I offer you a Molotov cocktail? | 1.3704 | 0.04688 | 189 | 136 | 36 | 17 |
537 | Allison, I hope your aim is true. | 1.3700 | 0.04445 | 200 | 142 | 42 | 16 |
538 | Our house is in the other direction. | 1.3699 | 0.04930 | 173 | 125 | 32 | 16 |
539 | You're right. Jumping out of a cake is so twentieth century! | 1.3698 | 0.04392 | 192 | 134 | 45 | 13 |
540 | Don’t forget your mask! | 1.3694 | 0.05518 | 157 | 118 | 20 | 19 |
541 | Booster shot of course ...did you have to make an appointment or did you just jump in ? | 1.3690 | 0.04891 | 168 | 120 | 34 | 14 |
542 | Sorry you have to leave so soon, but it was a blast catching up. | 1.3690 | 0.04471 | 187 | 131 | 43 | 13 |
543 | How high do you want to get? | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
544 | Your commute times must be incredible | 1.3681 | 0.04419 | 182 | 125 | 45 | 11 |
545 | Laura, you need to come up with a more subtle signal for when to leave a party. | 1.3681 | 0.05146 | 163 | 119 | 28 | 16 |
546 | Your husband always told me you were a loose cannon. | 1.3681 | 0.04602 | 163 | 112 | 42 | 9 |
547 | You're taking a shotgun wedding to a whole new level. | 1.3681 | 0.04996 | 163 | 117 | 32 | 14 |
548 | There’s really no need to go ballistic on me. | 1.3681 | 0.04996 | 163 | 117 | 32 | 14 |
549 | I heard this party was going to end with a bang, but hadn't taken that literally. | 1.3681 | 0.04602 | 163 | 112 | 42 | 9 |
550 | It probably pays more than popping out of a cake. | 1.3679 | 0.04184 | 193 | 132 | 51 | 10 |
551 | Who me? Oh, I'm an accountant | 1.3678 | 0.04699 | 174 | 123 | 38 | 13 |
552 | Sawing you in half was getting old. | 1.3671 | 0.04054 | 207 | 142 | 54 | 11 |
553 | I don't want to set you off, but... | 1.3671 | 0.05107 | 158 | 113 | 30 | 14 |
554 | Why don't you just take a taxi? | 1.3669 | 0.04939 | 169 | 122 | 32 | 15 |
555 | One more thing before you go | 1.3667 | 0.04380 | 180 | 124 | 46 | 10 |
556 | I'll pick you up after work. | 1.3665 | 0.05038 | 161 | 116 | 31 | 14 |
557 | You sure I can't call you an Uber? | 1.3663 | 0.04734 | 172 | 122 | 37 | 13 |
558 | It is certainly faster than the cross-town bus. | 1.3655 | 0.04776 | 145 | 99 | 39 | 7 |
559 | Can we take this outside? | 1.3651 | 0.04680 | 189 | 137 | 35 | 17 |
560 | Are you heading over to Joe's party next ? | 1.3651 | 0.04432 | 189 | 133 | 43 | 13 |
561 | Through the window, off the tree, down the awning and into the passenger seat of the convertible | 1.3651 | 0.04619 | 189 | 136 | 37 | 16 |
562 | Wow....not the usual 'Sorry, I gotta use the restroom' | 1.3648 | 0.05002 | 159 | 114 | 32 | 13 |
563 | Now this is gonna blow you away. | 1.3647 | 0.04547 | 170 | 118 | 42 | 10 |
564 | I’m sorry dear, but no one is paying any attention. | 1.3646 | 0.04633 | 181 | 129 | 38 | 14 |
565 | I've been looking for a woman of your caliber. | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
566 | You didn't hear this from me, but there's a rumor that you're about to be fired. | 1.3631 | 0.04530 | 179 | 126 | 41 | 12 |
567 | You must be the big shot at this party. | 1.3631 | 0.04667 | 179 | 128 | 37 | 14 |
568 | Finally someone else who doesn't know how to sneak out of a terrible party | 1.3627 | 0.04722 | 193 | 142 | 32 | 19 |
569 | Does this mean our speed date is over? | 1.3626 | 0.04546 | 182 | 129 | 40 | 13 |
570 | I think maybe I shouldn’t have offered you that light. | 1.3626 | 0.04612 | 182 | 130 | 38 | 14 |
571 | This is a good way to launch your IPO but I would open the window first. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
572 | Does the gun have a permit to carry a person? | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
573 | Personally, I like to celebrate the Fourth of July without setting my ass on fire, but you do you. | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
574 | And don't forget those little onions for the martinis. | 1.3618 | 0.04988 | 152 | 108 | 33 | 11 |
575 | Miss Ball, I presume | 1.3618 | 0.04718 | 152 | 105 | 39 | 8 |
576 | But baby it’s cold outside. | 1.3614 | 0.04614 | 166 | 116 | 40 | 10 |
577 | Really, it's on my way. I can drop you off. No one seems to know you here anyway. | 1.3614 | 0.04770 | 166 | 118 | 36 | 12 |
578 | Enough about me, what are you doing in that cannon? | 1.3614 | 0.04456 | 202 | 146 | 39 | 17 |
579 | I told you that we'd bring out the big guns at your art showing! | 1.3613 | 0.04919 | 155 | 110 | 34 | 11 |
580 | Have I got a shot? | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
581 | How was your exit interview? | 1.3608 | 0.04770 | 158 | 111 | 37 | 10 |
582 | I know you want to leave, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3605 | 0.04350 | 172 | 118 | 46 | 8 |
583 | I've always been attracted to women of a higher caliber | 1.3602 | 0.05104 | 161 | 118 | 28 | 15 |
584 | Is it something I said? | 1.3598 | 0.04729 | 164 | 116 | 37 | 11 |
585 | Break a leg. | 1.3598 | 0.04807 | 164 | 117 | 35 | 12 |
586 | Can't you stay for just one more drink? You're not driving. | 1.3596 | 0.04611 | 178 | 127 | 38 | 13 |
587 | I've always thought more women should be included in the canon. | 1.3594 | 0.04375 | 192 | 136 | 43 | 13 |
588 | Do you have to leave so soon? | 1.3591 | 0.04489 | 181 | 128 | 41 | 12 |
589 | I said, "I was a canon lawyer, but I got fired." | 1.3590 | 0.04721 | 156 | 109 | 38 | 9 |
590 | Yeah, I should take off soon, too. | 1.3588 | 0.04380 | 170 | 117 | 45 | 8 |
591 | What are you doing after the party ? | 1.3587 | 0.04570 | 184 | 132 | 38 | 14 |
592 | What a coincidence! My mother was tightrope walker. | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
593 | I suppose this is one way of exploding onto the scene! | 1.3576 | 0.04731 | 151 | 105 | 38 | 8 |
594 | Where are you off to? | 1.3576 | 0.04705 | 165 | 117 | 37 | 11 |
595 | Did you want me to light your fire? | 1.3568 | 0.04614 | 185 | 134 | 36 | 15 |
596 | Something tells me you're ready to go. | 1.3567 | 0.04867 | 157 | 112 | 34 | 11 |
597 | I bet some people are intimidated by you, but I like a straight shooter. | 1.3566 | 0.05562 | 143 | 107 | 21 | 15 |
598 | I'm getting loaded myself. | 1.3563 | 0.04955 | 174 | 129 | 28 | 17 |
599 | I'm in PR. What do you do? | 1.3562 | 0.04884 | 160 | 115 | 33 | 12 |
600 | You look like you're going places. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
601 | My ex wife also had a real short fuse | 1.3558 | 0.04898 | 163 | 118 | 32 | 13 |
602 | To be honest, it pays much better than exotic dancing. | 1.3557 | 0.04863 | 149 | 105 | 35 | 9 |
603 | You're planning on leaving early? | 1.3552 | 0.04647 | 183 | 132 | 35 | 15 |
604 | So, we disagree on the Second Amendment, but can I get your number before you go? | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
605 | Have you insisted on a good comprehensive health policy? | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
606 | I don't want to miss my one shot. | 1.3544 | 0.04672 | 158 | 111 | 38 | 9 |
607 | According to Google Maps, you should get there in about 7 seconds. | 1.3543 | 0.04586 | 175 | 125 | 38 | 12 |
608 | I swear no one else is wearing the same outfit! | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
609 | "Infrastructure passed. It's OK to take the bridge now" | 1.3540 | 0.04697 | 161 | 114 | 37 | 10 |
610 | I mean, I understand "going out with a bang" but this seems like a bit much. | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 117 | 36 | 11 |
611 | Enough about me! How do you know the Glieberman's? | 1.3533 | 0.04689 | 184 | 135 | 33 | 16 |
612 | While you’re out can you get more Cabernet? | 1.3529 | 0.04894 | 170 | 125 | 30 | 15 |
613 | Fifty bucks says you can’t get past the kitchen. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
614 | Where do you stand on concealed carry? | 1.3526 | 0.04970 | 173 | 129 | 27 | 17 |
615 | It’s hard to find a woman of your caliber. | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
616 | Tell me something about you that might surprise me | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
617 | According to the building's code, this counts as a fire escape. | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
618 | Do you want me to open the window? | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
619 | So,I hear you are moving. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
620 | Surely there are better ways to avoid being a wallflower. | 1.3520 | 0.04223 | 179 | 124 | 47 | 8 |
621 | Your dad tells me you like to travel. | 1.3519 | 0.04754 | 162 | 116 | 35 | 11 |
622 | Dodging a boring party conversation can be challenging, I agree, but you could just pretend you need to pee, like everyone else. | 1.3517 | 0.04847 | 145 | 102 | 35 | 8 |
623 | Would you mind if I aim you at my ex-wife? | 1.3517 | 0.05228 | 145 | 106 | 27 | 12 |
624 | Am I really that boring? | 1.3516 | 0.04723 | 182 | 134 | 32 | 16 |
625 | I'm having a blast. How about you? | 1.3514 | 0.04876 | 148 | 105 | 34 | 9 |
626 | You're quite the blonde bombshell. | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
627 | And I thought a maskless party was risky. | 1.3510 | 0.04990 | 151 | 109 | 31 | 11 |
628 | I'll follow you home later, honey! Did you remember to leave our bedroom window open? | 1.3509 | 0.04870 | 171 | 126 | 30 | 15 |
629 | What are you doing after the blast? | 1.3509 | 0.04579 | 171 | 121 | 38 | 11 |
630 | To be honest, I was also initially skeptical of Tesla’s public transportation initiative. | 1.3506 | 0.05007 | 154 | 112 | 30 | 12 |
631 | You have but one shot at a career in art. | 1.3506 | 0.04746 | 154 | 109 | 36 | 9 |
632 | So popping out of a birthday cake wasn't exciting enough? | 1.3506 | 0.04834 | 154 | 110 | 34 | 10 |
633 | Or maybe I could just walk you home? | 1.3506 | 0.04834 | 154 | 110 | 34 | 10 |
634 | Thanks again - this will really get the party off to a flying start! | 1.3506 | 0.04746 | 154 | 109 | 36 | 9 |
635 | Yes, I've been to a launch party before. | 1.3503 | 0.04684 | 157 | 111 | 37 | 9 |
636 | Planning a quick exit are you? | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
637 | Wouldn’t you rather take an Uber? | 1.3503 | 0.04750 | 177 | 130 | 32 | 15 |
638 | I'm waiting for SpaceX myself. | 1.3500 | 0.04624 | 160 | 113 | 38 | 9 |
639 | If you reach the front of the buffet line, could you make a plate for me? | 1.3500 | 0.04413 | 200 | 146 | 38 | 16 |
640 | Of course we WILL have to cancel your life insurance policy. | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
641 | I heard you were quite a bombshell. | 1.3493 | 0.04721 | 146 | 102 | 37 | 7 |
642 | Sorry, I don't have a light. | 1.3493 | 0.05106 | 146 | 106 | 29 | 11 |
643 | Rotate a little to the left or you'll miss the window. | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
644 | When I saw you .... I knew it was a long shot.... | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
645 | I have this effect on most people. | 1.3490 | 0.05122 | 149 | 109 | 28 | 12 |
646 | I wish I could leave too! | 1.3487 | 0.04186 | 195 | 138 | 46 | 11 |
647 | I love your hair -- or am I missing the point here? | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
648 | When I asked you if you want to get out of here I meant with me. | 1.3481 | 0.05394 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
649 | Wow! The ultimate climax!" | 1.3478 | 0.05005 | 161 | 119 | 28 | 14 |
650 | Wouldn't it be a bit safer to go home in a taxi? | 1.3478 | 0.04551 | 184 | 134 | 36 | 14 |
651 | Can I get you a drink, or are you taking off? | 1.3475 | 0.04930 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
652 | Leaving so fast? | 1.3474 | 0.04449 | 190 | 138 | 38 | 14 |
653 | Let me tell you about the time I was shot out of a canon much bigger than this one. | 1.3473 | 0.04799 | 167 | 122 | 32 | 13 |
654 | You know I’m a big Pachelbel fan myself | 1.3473 | 0.04799 | 167 | 122 | 32 | 13 |
655 | I prefer a shot of whisky myself. | 1.3473 | 0.04724 | 167 | 121 | 34 | 12 |
656 | I always considered you to be a real bombshell! | 1.3469 | 0.04695 | 147 | 103 | 37 | 7 |
657 | Are you naked? | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
658 | You know the car is out front? | 1.3464 | 0.04478 | 153 | 106 | 41 | 6 |
659 | So you're the big shot nobody is talking about. | 1.3462 | 0.04783 | 156 | 112 | 34 | 10 |
660 | You could have just said you were ready to leave. | 1.3457 | 0.04406 | 162 | 113 | 42 | 7 |
661 | Why "No, I'm not great with social cues." Why do you ask? | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
662 | We won't fire you if you'll just take the vaccine. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
663 | So what do you do for a living? | 1.3455 | 0.04602 | 165 | 118 | 37 | 10 |
664 | One hell of a coming out party, Liz. | 1.3455 | 0.04682 | 165 | 119 | 35 | 11 |
665 | Well, I should let you go. | 1.3455 | 0.04987 | 165 | 123 | 27 | 15 |
666 | As your life coach, I remind you that aiming high is just a metaphor. | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
667 | The littlest things set me off too | 1.3452 | 0.04386 | 168 | 118 | 42 | 8 |
668 | I know. It’s impossible to get a cab these days. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
669 | It's always worked before. | 1.3448 | 0.05214 | 145 | 107 | 26 | 12 |
670 | I'd rather split an Uber... | 1.3444 | 0.05064 | 151 | 111 | 28 | 12 |
671 | Isn't your reputation as the Blond Bombshell getting worn a bit thin? | 1.3442 | 0.05078 | 154 | 114 | 27 | 13 |
672 | I guess you'll be leaving soon? | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
673 | Drinks after? I'd like to see where this is going. | 1.3439 | 0.04395 | 189 | 137 | 39 | 13 |
674 | We only associate ourselves with people of the highest caliber. | 1.3438 | 0.04525 | 160 | 113 | 39 | 8 |
675 | Thanks for asking, but I'm more of a lampshade-on-the-head man. | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
676 | So tell me, why did you name your cannon "the mansplainer escape machine?" | 1.3438 | 0.05019 | 160 | 119 | 27 | 14 |
677 | Glass ceilings were made to be broken! | 1.3436 | 0.04797 | 163 | 119 | 32 | 12 |
678 | Do you really think you need to make such a dramatic exit? | 1.3436 | 0.04636 | 163 | 117 | 36 | 10 |
679 | It’s amazing that we met, as I’m in the safety net business. | 1.3434 | 0.04812 | 166 | 122 | 31 | 13 |
680 | Knock 'em dead, honey. | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
681 | That one is smooth and full-bodied. If you like dry and oaky, you must try our trebuchet. | 1.3431 | 0.05716 | 137 | 105 | 17 | 15 |
682 | I didn't make the SpaceX guest list either; Is this Plan B? | 1.3427 | 0.04770 | 143 | 101 | 35 | 7 |
683 | So I hear you're just about to move out of the building... | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
684 | Oh, you're taking off already? | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
685 | Maybe you should slip into something more comfortable. | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
686 | Or you can just send an e-mail. | 1.3419 | 0.04707 | 155 | 111 | 35 | 9 |
687 | I set the traverse and elevation for Hackensack. Good Luck. | 1.3419 | 0.05132 | 155 | 116 | 25 | 14 |
688 | So, what do you do for work? | 1.3419 | 0.04881 | 155 | 113 | 31 | 11 |
689 | What? Leaving so soon? | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
690 | What's really strange is that you're the third woman I talked to here who doesn't have a phone number! | 1.3418 | 0.05295 | 158 | 121 | 20 | 17 |
691 | No, this cannon only goes to 59th Street, the one in the bedroom goes to 96th Street. | 1.3415 | 0.04772 | 164 | 120 | 32 | 12 |
692 | Big deal! I'm getting loaded, too. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
693 | Before you go could I ask what you were drinking? | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
694 | I knew your husband. He was a man of extraordinary caliber! | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
695 | I told you it would be difficult to mingle wearing that. | 1.3407 | 0.05580 | 135 | 102 | 20 | 12 |
696 | I’m on the do not fly list | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
697 | I don't care if you wear a helmet, but you do need to be vaccinated. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
698 | We wanted your going-away party to be a blast. | 1.3404 | 0.04703 | 141 | 99 | 36 | 6 |
699 | What do you mean your leaving me ? | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
700 | I heard you have quite a reputation for being loose. | 1.3403 | 0.05230 | 144 | 107 | 25 | 12 |
701 | So…how’s it going? | 1.3403 | 0.05502 | 144 | 110 | 19 | 15 |
702 | I'm certain there are easier ways to leave me, Lauren. | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
703 | So you're the new girl. Good luck. The old girl made quite a hit. | 1.3396 | 0.05112 | 159 | 120 | 24 | 15 |
704 | Say, aren't you the girl from last year who jumped out of the cake? | 1.3395 | 0.04479 | 162 | 115 | 39 | 8 |
705 | It’s safe to come out now. Your ex just left. | 1.3394 | 0.04901 | 165 | 123 | 27 | 14 |
706 | you'll get home before me, will you let the dog out? | 1.3392 | 0.04243 | 171 | 120 | 44 | 7 |
707 | Perhaps you suffer from projectile dysfunction | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
708 | If you want to leave, why don't you just say so. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
709 | I’m an actuary. What do you do? | 1.3382 | 0.05445 | 136 | 102 | 22 | 12 |
710 | The catapult lady in the other room asked me to ask you the GPS again. | 1.3380 | 0.05372 | 142 | 107 | 22 | 13 |
711 | I don’t think that it what is meant as a booster shot. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
712 | Actually, I'd say we're both lit. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
713 | I told you we'd have a blast | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
714 | Trust me. This will knock an hour off your commute | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
715 | Are the trains still down? | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
716 | Never thought I'd meet a bombshell like you at Harry's party. | 1.3377 | 0.04962 | 151 | 111 | 29 | 11 |
717 | Sure, I'll wait here while you gunpowder your nose." | 1.3377 | 0.05306 | 151 | 115 | 21 | 15 |
718 | And I thought that I was getting blasted tonight. | 1.3376 | 0.04478 | 157 | 111 | 39 | 7 |
719 | I'm picking up notes of apricot and cinnamon, along with a hint of desperation. | 1.3375 | 0.04511 | 160 | 114 | 38 | 8 |
720 | No, I don’t have a short fuse. You? | 1.3374 | 0.04784 | 163 | 120 | 31 | 12 |
721 | Welcome to our gender reveal party! | 1.3373 | 0.04886 | 169 | 127 | 27 | 15 |
722 | I'm sure the hosts won't be offended if you just walk out the door. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
723 | Hey, anything to avoid spending the entire night in high heels, right? | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
724 | Your mother and I agree. It’s time to stop working from home. | 1.3358 | 0.05311 | 137 | 102 | 24 | 11 |
725 | Don’t you think there’s a more subtle way to tell our friends we’re getting divorced ? | 1.3357 | 0.05230 | 140 | 104 | 25 | 11 |
726 | It’s a going away party | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
727 | As you’re about to learn, it’s hard to get anyone’s attention here in the Big Apple. | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 106 | 36 | 7 |
728 | Just a moment, please, while I open the window for you. | 1.3355 | 0.04471 | 152 | 107 | 39 | 6 |
729 | Say when. | 1.3355 | 0.04602 | 155 | 111 | 36 | 8 |
730 | I understand you’re working remotely these days. | 1.3353 | 0.04716 | 170 | 126 | 31 | 13 |
731 | Any excuse not to hear about Doug's online sommelier course. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
732 | If we could meet afterwards, I'd like to talk to you about setting up an annuity. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
733 | What a coincidence! I love canons too. | 1.3333 | 0.04994 | 153 | 114 | 27 | 12 |
734 | It's kind of a cross between an Irish Goodbye and Brexit. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
735 | I applaud your decision to go out with a bang. | 1.3333 | 0.04698 | 150 | 108 | 34 | 8 |
736 | After a few glasses I feel pretty loose myself. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
737 | You look wonderful in black | 1.3333 | 0.04716 | 162 | 119 | 32 | 11 |
738 | See, I told you this party was going to be a blast!!! | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
739 | You got your wish. You will be a big shot on Park Avenue! | 1.3333 | 0.05025 | 144 | 106 | 28 | 10 |
740 | Wow! You're truly a bombshell! | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
741 | What did I just drink? | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
742 | Wouldn't a ride home be a better option ? | 1.3333 | 0.04262 | 174 | 124 | 42 | 8 |
743 | Yeah, but it pays more than jumping out of a cake! | 1.3333 | 0.04608 | 159 | 115 | 35 | 9 |
744 | Would you like to get a drink later if you’re not going anywhere? | 1.3333 | 0.04563 | 174 | 128 | 34 | 12 |
745 | Shouldn’t you be coming out of a cake? | 1.3333 | 0.04860 | 159 | 118 | 29 | 12 |
746 | It’s faster than an uber. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
747 | Frankly it's not the glass ceiling I'm worried about. | 1.3314 | 0.04652 | 169 | 125 | 32 | 12 |
748 | Let's get this party started. | 1.3312 | 0.04553 | 157 | 113 | 36 | 8 |
749 | I don't know. I just thought maybe we could try to find that spark again. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
750 | See? I told you Chuck's parties are always a blast. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
751 | I think you are going to make a big impression | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
752 | Are you avoiding me? | 1.3311 | 0.04948 | 151 | 112 | 28 | 11 |
753 | I love an introvert with an exit strategy. | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
754 | I'm lit too. | 1.3310 | 0.05166 | 142 | 106 | 25 | 11 |
755 | Well, it's a long story but I don't think you have the time. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
756 | You'll have a blast | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 98 | 36 | 5 |
757 | OK, I'll keep this short. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
758 | It’s so nice to speak with someone who has such clear plans for the future. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
759 | so... tell me something interesting about yourself | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
760 | Don't you think there's a belter way to let the guests know the party's over? | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
761 | So where’d you put the ball | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
762 | They were out of giant pop-out cakes due to supply chain issues | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
763 | It's rare for me to find a woman so easy to talk to. | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
764 | Lots of people are good at making a grand entrance, but I have to hand it to you, you’ve taken going out with a bang to a new level. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
765 | I too am a Civil War reënactor. | 1.3292 | 0.04474 | 161 | 116 | 37 | 8 |
766 | You said you wanted to start the year off with a bang | 1.3290 | 0.04939 | 155 | 116 | 27 | 12 |
767 | Because you have nothing to wear? | 1.3290 | 0.04939 | 155 | 116 | 27 | 12 |
768 | You must be the bigshot I have heard about. | 1.3289 | 0.05168 | 149 | 113 | 23 | 13 |
769 | 'You're leaving early?' | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
770 | Bob has assured me he setup the trampoline. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
771 | I brought you here to tell you that you’re fired. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
772 | I like a girl who's primed and ready to go. | 1.3286 | 0.04909 | 140 | 102 | 30 | 8 |
773 | You've been listening to "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" again, haven't you? | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
774 | So we both want to get banged tonight. | 1.3285 | 0.05590 | 137 | 106 | 17 | 14 |
775 | So it only goes off if your COVID test comes back positive? | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 98 | 23 | 10 |
776 | You're not leaving, are you? | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
777 | Your launch party sure is unique. | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
778 | Best gender reveal idea ever right honey?!?! | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
779 | I’m betting that Dwane had a hard time finding a woman of your caliber. | 1.3268 | 0.04527 | 153 | 110 | 36 | 7 |
780 | Isn't the canon a bit outdated | 1.3267 | 0.04682 | 150 | 109 | 33 | 8 |
781 | Sorry, I'm looking for someone more down to earth. | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
782 | Your dad told me your were in show business now. | 1.3265 | 0.05123 | 147 | 111 | 24 | 12 |
783 | I see you’re not one for subtle exits?”. | 1.3265 | 0.04441 | 147 | 104 | 37 | 5 |
784 | Most people find my charm quite disarming. | 1.3264 | 0.05292 | 144 | 110 | 21 | 13 |
785 | I didn't mean to trigger you. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
786 | I opened the window, called for an ambulance, got you a drink and lit the fuse. Anything else? | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
787 | You could have just said you weren't interested. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
788 | So this is how they do 15 second speed dating. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
789 | So you really are leaving him! | 1.3261 | 0.05056 | 138 | 102 | 27 | 9 |
790 | Hang in there, you'll go far. | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
791 | Shoot yourself out of a cannon here often? | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
792 | How about a drink before you take off? | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
793 | If you want to go, let's just take the stairs. | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
794 | Actually,the first step in the canonization process is death. | 1.3256 | 0.05521 | 129 | 98 | 20 | 11 |
795 | There are easier ways to have an impact. | 1.3254 | 0.05018 | 126 | 91 | 29 | 6 |
796 | Say you love me,and I'll open the window. | 1.3254 | 0.05501 | 126 | 95 | 21 | 10 |
797 | No, I said the Pachelbel canon | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
798 | So it was this or the middle seat? | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
799 | A drink before you take off? | 1.3252 | 0.04914 | 163 | 124 | 25 | 14 |
800 | Next time bring a designated driver. | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
801 | Yes dear, this is the fastest way to get to the mall for Black Friday sales! | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
802 | Would you care for a shot? | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
803 | Can I just tell you a quick story about my family tree before you go? | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
804 | You’re sure I can’t call you a cab? | 1.3247 | 0.04503 | 154 | 111 | 36 | 7 |
805 | Nice wheels. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
806 | I agree, taxis and Ubers can be slow. | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
807 | I just wanted a small little hand gun for the party,but I guess everything bigger in texas | 1.3245 | 0.05021 | 151 | 113 | 25 | 12 |
808 | Wow! When my aunt Faustina was canonized, all she got was a t-shirt | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
809 | Well, it's been a blast! | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
810 | We’re kindred spirits. My ex has always told people I’m a clown. | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
811 | Hi, I work in accounting. | 1.3239 | 0.05150 | 142 | 107 | 24 | 11 |
812 | It was supposed to be a cake but the bakery was closed. | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
813 | I ordered the girl to pop out of a CAKE. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
814 | Wouldn't it be simpler just to clink this glass with a spoon? | 1.3237 | 0.05327 | 139 | 106 | 21 | 12 |
815 | I think you're gonna get a real bang out of this. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
816 | Would you like the window open or closed? | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
817 | Can I get your number in the next five seconds? | 1.3231 | 0.04661 | 130 | 92 | 34 | 4 |
818 | Being fired can be a blessing in disguise | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
819 | I’m into art. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
820 | So, hey, I'm about to get blasted too! | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
821 | I like to put an emphasis on the "speed" part of dating... | 1.3228 | 0.04331 | 158 | 113 | 39 | 6 |
822 | Sorry you have to take off so soon." | 1.3228 | 0.04423 | 158 | 114 | 37 | 7 |
823 | When I said I think you should shoot for the stars I meant it allegorically..... | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
824 | I've had a blast, too. | 1.3221 | 0.04973 | 149 | 112 | 26 | 11 |
825 | Dinner sometime? I'm an orthopedic surgeon, so we might be a good match. | 1.3221 | 0.04594 | 149 | 108 | 34 | 7 |
826 | I reread the divorce agreement...it's in there. | 1.3221 | 0.04787 | 149 | 110 | 30 | 9 |
827 | … and then of course there’s our Platinum Protection Plan, which gives you extra peace of mind for only $9.99 more per month… | 1.3220 | 0.06240 | 118 | 94 | 10 | 14 |
828 | I’m bored too but maybe we can sneak out quietly | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
829 | Frankly,we’ve moved beyond the Western cannon | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
830 | Well this is nice. Most woman run away from me as soon as I start talking. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
831 | My ex was a loose cannon , too. | 1.3219 | 0.04552 | 146 | 105 | 35 | 6 |
832 | Yeah, I hate riding the subway too. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
833 | Have you met the woman in the other room who says her life is one long high wire act? | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
834 | Could we catch up later? | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
835 | I wonder what you'd be like after three cocktails, Cathy | 1.3212 | 0.05276 | 137 | 104 | 22 | 11 |
836 | Here’s your shot, now don’t blow it! | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
837 | So...what are you wearing? | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
838 | You'll go places fast. | 1.3209 | 0.05360 | 134 | 102 | 21 | 11 |
839 | Are you available New Year’s Eve? | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
840 | It’s better than Uber except for the powder burns. | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
841 | At least there is no middle seat. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
842 | Are we the only ones getting bombed at this party? | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 91 | 33 | 4 |
843 | I know you said you wanted to go out with a bang, but this is a bit much. | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 91 | 33 | 4 |
844 | I got rid of my car too. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
845 | I like to leave early too. | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
846 | Is this really how you want to launch your career? | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
847 | If you're aimed properly, drop in to my place. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
848 | Want a shot? | 1.3200 | 0.05518 | 125 | 95 | 20 | 10 |
849 | Not to worry! When it's time, we will open the window. | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
850 | Would you like a drink? Some gunpowder? A helmet? | 1.3198 | 0.04858 | 172 | 133 | 23 | 16 |
851 | Are you sure I can't call you a Lyft? | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
852 | May I offer you a cigarette? | 1.3194 | 0.04893 | 144 | 107 | 28 | 9 |
853 | You'll probably get home first. Can you let the dog out? | 1.3193 | 0.04761 | 166 | 126 | 27 | 13 |
854 | Something's making me suspect I'm boring you. | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
855 | This takes speed dating to a whole new level! | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
856 | They told me you were a BOMBSHELL… | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
857 | Wow, you’re online profile did say you have an explosive personality ! | 1.3191 | 0.04308 | 141 | 99 | 39 | 3 |
858 | What time do you blast off? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
859 | I guess that’s the last time you’ll ask the host if the dip is gluten-free. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
860 | You´ll go far! | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
861 | So...you only do Second Amendment parties? | 1.3185 | 0.04870 | 157 | 119 | 26 | 12 |
862 | I’m sorry, Jennifer, but the invitation clearly stated that all guests must be vaccinated. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
863 | You Da Bomb! | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
864 | Or we could go back to my place | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
865 | Leave the canon, take the cannoli. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
866 | Oh, you'll be home way before me. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
867 | So you're saying I've got a shot? | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
868 | Well...you said you wanted to go out with a bang. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
869 | It’s the only way you’ll get home in time for Jeopardy. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
870 | Trust me It’s safer than the vaccine | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
871 | Can I give you a ride home? | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
872 | Hi there again. I’m back with your refill! | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
873 | You're a big shot - any advice? | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
874 | You seem to be in a rather precarious situation here. Are you at all concerned that you’ll be fired? | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
875 | Make me an offer I can defuse. | 1.3167 | 0.05674 | 120 | 92 | 18 | 10 |
876 | I meant I wanted you to meet a Big Shot | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
877 | So you're into long distance dating | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
878 | Where ever did you find the perfect size cannon? | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
879 | You know that's a painting of a window? | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
880 | I’m sorry, but this is how we say goodbye to party crashers. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
881 | You look like you're having a blast! | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
882 | So Nancy, what do you like to do for fun? | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
883 | Let's blow this place | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
884 | Have you even considered why your employer hires an assistant every single day? | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
885 | Give my regards to Broadway! | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
886 | It's faster than Uber. I call it Fodder. | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
887 | What a blast to see you again! | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
888 | I just guess I choose a different way to get blasted at parties | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
889 | You won’t be the first to get fired at a Christmas party, heh-heh. | 1.3150 | 0.04835 | 127 | 92 | 30 | 5 |
890 | Remind me again, after your attention-seeking episode, do I put the cannon in with the recyclables? Laura Milo, Morganville, NJ | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
891 | Didn't I tell you this party would be a blast? | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
892 | While you're out, we could use some more pinot. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
893 | Do call me so I know you got home safely. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
894 | Too late now, but you'll need to switch wheels to make the window. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
895 | I know what you mean! The F train can be so slow on weekends. | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
896 | Can I get you anything drink, dip ... helmet? | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
897 | Fascinating. So what do you do for an encore? | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
898 | You're a blast at parties. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
899 | Wow! This IPO launch party is a lot more than I expected. | 1.3145 | 0.04898 | 159 | 122 | 24 | 13 |
900 | So, how long are you here for? | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
901 | It could put you out of cell phone range.” | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
902 | I’m picking up a vibe that you don’t want to talk anymore… | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
903 | I have a really soft landing pad at my place. | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
904 | Can't you make the usual excuses and leave by the door. | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
905 | You won the free trip. | 1.3136 | 0.05607 | 118 | 90 | 19 | 9 |
906 | I guess that's enough about me, let's talk about you. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
907 | Must you pop off so soon? | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
908 | Hey, wanna' get outta' here? Lemme point you toward my apartment. | 1.3134 | 0.05016 | 134 | 100 | 26 | 8 |
909 | Will you be orbiting or shall I meet you on the roof for a drink? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
910 | People tend to go to extraordinary lengths to avoid talking to me at parties." | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
911 | One more glass of wine and it’ll be a piece of cake | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
912 | Ironic that you have to leave... just when the party is about to get interesting... because of how you're leaving | 1.3130 | 0.04608 | 131 | 94 | 33 | 4 |
913 | I like your costume." | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
914 | Leave it to Ted to throw a mistress reveal party. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
915 | I don't know if getting yourself shot out of a cannon is a good idea, but you should at least wear a mask. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
916 | It was either this or a cake. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
917 | If only we could get their attention | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
918 | If at any point this experience becomes subjectively scary—just remember how great this will look on your college applications. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
919 | I thought you were opposed to the current literary canon. | 1.3125 | 0.05070 | 144 | 110 | 23 | 11 |
920 | What are you doing later? | 1.3125 | 0.04566 | 144 | 105 | 33 | 6 |
921 | This is my first time speed-dating. You? | 1.3125 | 0.05518 | 128 | 99 | 18 | 11 |
922 | Trust me. Uber is so last week. | 1.3125 | 0.05629 | 128 | 100 | 16 | 12 |
923 | Thank you anyway. I’m set for my ride home. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
924 | 0k honey, I got the hint. I’ll go and get the car” | 1.3121 | 0.04683 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
925 | '''I miss traveling too, but I guess not quite as much as you...." | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
926 | Just remember to stick the landing. | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
927 | Like me, looks like you're already lit. | 1.3116 | 0.04691 | 138 | 101 | 31 | 6 |
928 | Didn’t you work the Miller’s gender reveal last week? | 1.3115 | 0.05470 | 122 | 93 | 20 | 9 |
929 | Wow, ever since your liposuction you can fit into anything! | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
930 | So you will be leaving early? | 1.3111 | 0.04639 | 135 | 98 | 32 | 5 |
931 | Wow, and here I was thinking the petite fours were the grand finale! | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
932 | Hey, in this economy, who hasn’t been? | 1.3111 | 0.04757 | 135 | 99 | 30 | 6 |
933 | I told you you should have chosen truth. | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
934 | Boom voyage! | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
935 | When he comes in we'll yell "Surprise" and tell him to make a wish and blow out the fuse. Then you pop out and do your dance. What could go wrong? | 1.3108 | 0.05060 | 148 | 114 | 22 | 12 |
936 | Risk management isn't going to like this. | 1.3103 | 0.05797 | 116 | 90 | 16 | 10 |
937 | I do have one last question… Is the Sauvignon Blanc in the fridge all we have? | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
938 | I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
939 | You really should have negotiated a severance package before agreeing to be fired. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
940 | This is what we do to New Yorker editors who don't find our contributions to the caption contest funny! | 1.3103 | 0.05925 | 116 | 91 | 14 | 11 |
941 | You’re impulsive. I like that in a woman. | 1.3103 | 0.05797 | 116 | 90 | 16 | 10 |
942 | Catch you later. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
943 | When I said you could use a shot, I meant a drink. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
944 | I told you your entrance- er- exit would bring down the house! | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
945 | Sorry...we can't move the window. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
946 | Here's to finally crashing through the glass ceiling. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
947 | Relax. You're going to be a big hit! | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
948 | Looks like you are getting ready to go nowhere fast | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
949 | Just so you know, we are on a bus line. | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
950 | Interesting! Who told you it was a costume party? | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
951 | I want to light your fire. | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
952 | Is this the sign you’re ready to go? | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
953 | My daughter is aiming for Yale, too. | 1.3091 | 0.04959 | 110 | 79 | 28 | 3 |
954 | You’re dating profile said you were a firecracker. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
955 | I'm in finance. And what do you do? | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
956 | I think you'll really make an impression wherever you land. | 1.3083 | 0.05356 | 133 | 103 | 19 | 11 |
957 | OK, now it's a super-spreader event. | 1.3083 | 0.04674 | 133 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
958 | Best of luck at college,sweetheart. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
959 | Don't you just love gender reveal parties? | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
960 | You must really hate small talk. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
961 | Did Elon Musk suggest this? | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
962 | Would it help if I opened a window? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
963 | Smile, you're on Candid Cannon! | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
964 | Can I offer you a drink before you take off? | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 156 | 120 | 24 | 12 |
965 | This is way more exciting than the usual Bon Voyage party. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
966 | I see you can't wait to leave the party. | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
967 | once you clear the window, you will be fine | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
968 | And you must be Mrs Pachelbel? | 1.3071 | 0.05258 | 140 | 109 | 19 | 12 |
969 | I don’t think this is what the host meant when he asked if you wanted a shot. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
970 | Wow! You really are a bombshell! | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
971 | ... am I talking too much ? | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
972 | You must be a blast at parties. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 25 | 10 |
973 | My ex said I was so boring, people would do anything to get out of a conversation with me" | 1.3066 | 0.04582 | 137 | 100 | 32 | 5 |
974 | My cannon also shoots amazing things. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
975 | You had me at hello. | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
976 | Are you sure I can’t get you an Uber? | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
977 | Ready to leave? | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
978 | I'm sorry if your friends think I'm boring | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
979 | When you get there tell them I said hi. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
980 | I know we planned to leave quickly, but this is too obvious. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
981 | No worry, you'll soon find your own trajectory. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
982 | 'Loose cannon'" is a metaphor, darling. Not something to take literally. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
983 | So why don’t we shoot over to my place, and I’ll show you my Cannon | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
984 | I won't let anyone drive home while intoxicated from this party. Trust me this is much safer. Just remember to tuck and roll! | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
985 | It's not where you go, it's all about the trip | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
986 | They're not serving Cannonballs anymore. They've moved onto Boiler Makers. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
987 | I see you’re launching your art career! | 1.3046 | 0.04791 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
988 | I know we may only have a short time together | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
989 | Yeah, a lot of my days are shot to hell too. | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
990 | Ms Howitzer, I presume? | 1.3040 | 0.04714 | 125 | 91 | 30 | 4 |
991 | I'm more of an 'Irish-Goodbye' guy myself. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
992 | I’ve been told I have a short fuse too. | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
993 | Its not every day you meet someone of your caliber. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
994 | Don't you hate it when someone can't take a hint? | 1.3037 | 0.05390 | 135 | 106 | 17 | 12 |
995 | My number? 3...2...1... | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
996 | Well the fascinating thing about cryptocurrency is... | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
997 | When you asked if I knew what really burns your ass I thought you were being rhetorical. | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
998 | I said SEX-bomb darling, you always forget the sex part. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
999 | Do you think you'd be interested in taking a shot at me? | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1000 | Why can’t you just get high like I do? | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1001 | Joe wasn't kidding when he told me you were a real bombshell." | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1002 | They're doing shots in the kitchen too. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1003 | Back in my day, we shot cereal out of cannons. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1004 | Shouldn't we open the window more? | 1.3025 | 0.04707 | 119 | 86 | 30 | 3 |
1005 | I’ve got the next round. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1006 | It’s a pain in the butt, but at least it beats the traffic. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1007 | Well, I see your life is finally going on an upward trajectory. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
1008 | So, how is your psychotherapy going? | 1.3023 | 0.05347 | 129 | 100 | 19 | 10 |
1009 | I told you not to come. | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1010 | Just remember to tuck and roll! | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1011 | Social safety net be damned --- I just had to come over and introduce myself. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
1012 | FYI, the toilet's working now. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1013 | I think I got it, Is it Tick Tick Boom ? | 1.3016 | 0.05436 | 126 | 98 | 18 | 10 |
1014 | Can't you just give a guy a shot? | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1015 | There’s a larger window in the study. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1016 | Your mother and I are hoping we'll see more of you now that we've installed a skylight. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1017 | This is not the ‘let’s leave’ signal we agreed on. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1018 | One more shot? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1019 | We just met. What’s the rush? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1020 | Sybil! The walls of the gallery are solid cement; you are about to become a “Jackson Pollack”. | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
1021 | I hear you made a big impression in your Philharmonic debut in the '1812 Overture'. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1022 | Aren’t you having a blast? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1023 | Didn't I see you popping out of a cake somewhere? | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1024 | Okay to shoot by later? | 1.3000 | 0.04456 | 130 | 94 | 33 | 3 |
1025 | And if this doesn't get their attention...? | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1026 | Wear a mask, honey. You might land near an anti-vaxxer. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1027 | If you want to leave, we can just leave. You don't have to be dramatic. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1028 | Great costume! | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1029 | Any travel plans? | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1030 | What time to do you go off? | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1031 | I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone of your caliber before! | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1032 | It’s the newest way to get to the top. | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
1033 | May I douse your fuse? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1034 | So you’re going for the grand exit? | 1.2987 | 0.04334 | 154 | 114 | 34 | 6 |
1035 | And it's powered purely by academic pretentiousness you say? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1036 | No, the glass ceiling has never been an issue for me. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1037 | Can't find an Uber? | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
1038 | So that's how you make your fast exits from a dull party. | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
1039 | Got any plans for New Year's? | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1040 | I envy you because I have a really short fuse | 1.2979 | 0.04358 | 141 | 103 | 34 | 4 |
1041 | Wow,your a real bombshell. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1042 | Impressive idea, but you may want to quickly google 'Sally Ride' . | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1043 | Maybe life wouldn’t feel like a circus act if your aren’t always getting loaded… | 1.2977 | 0.05163 | 131 | 101 | 21 | 9 |
1044 | I told you this party would be a blast! | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1045 | So you're finally launching your start up? | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1046 | In my fraternity days I would often get blasted, too. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1047 | Wow, you must be the artist famous for making dramatic exits! | 1.2975 | 0.03966 | 158 | 114 | 41 | 3 |
1048 | I’m glad to see another female author in the cannon. | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1049 | You’ll be okay. It’s illegal to yell ‘FIRE!’ in a crowded cocktail party. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1050 | Shouldn’t you be in a cake? | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1051 | I wondered what they meant by “High Caliber Entertainment” | 1.2971 | 0.04413 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
1052 | Maybe you can tell me why that left wheel is so much smaller than the right one? | 1.2969 | 0.04621 | 128 | 94 | 30 | 4 |
1053 | You know there are other safer ways to get where you need to go and still avoid the subway. | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1054 | Interestingly,the cannon was invented in 12th century China… | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1055 | Don't you think you're taking "social distancing" a bit far? | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1056 | I'm not really comfortable in crowds yet, either. | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
1057 | Must you leave so soon? | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1058 | I'm just going to sneak out when no one is looking. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1059 | I'm a bit of a loose canon myself. | 1.2963 | 0.04787 | 162 | 127 | 22 | 13 |
1060 | Well,you’ve got my attention! Are you wearing anything in there? | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1061 | Do we always have to be the first to leave? | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
1062 | You're the performance artist? | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1063 | Get out of there immediately! I’d never fire an employee of your caliber. | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
1064 | But then I said, ' who wants a humdrum divorce?' | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1065 | It's a shame you have to leave so soon. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1066 | I guess they were right Ivanka when they said you will do anything for attention. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1067 | Your coming out party, I presume | 1.2960 | 0.05682 | 125 | 100 | 13 | 12 |
1068 | Do you believe in love at last sight? | 1.2960 | 0.05451 | 125 | 98 | 17 | 10 |
1069 | Mr. Davidson found a great new way to get people home without worrying about any impaired driving. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1070 | You have social anxiety? But you appear so confident. | 1.2958 | 0.05075 | 142 | 111 | 20 | 11 |
1071 | I never thought there’d be a worse alternative to a shotgun wedding. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1072 | I have been wanting to get one of these as I hear they are really good on milage. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1073 | So, are you the artist or just a thrill seeker? | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1074 | So are you the big shot performing artist everyone is talking about? | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1075 | I'll handle the fire department, just don't forget the ice. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1076 | Hi, I’m Dave. How do you like me so far? | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
1077 | I understand you've been trying to get my attention? | 1.2952 | 0.06041 | 105 | 83 | 13 | 9 |
1078 | I hear your career is really taking off. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1079 | Our building has a variety of alternative transportation options. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1080 | Are you sure the window's open? | 1.2950 | 0.04386 | 139 | 102 | 33 | 4 |
1081 | I had no idea Segway made this Get-away model. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1082 | I don't believe we've met, I fly United. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1083 | Alright, you get the house. | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1084 | I couldn't agree more—let the airlines strike. | 1.2946 | 0.05324 | 129 | 101 | 18 | 10 |
1085 | You only get one chance to make a first impression. | 1.2945 | 0.04255 | 146 | 107 | 35 | 4 |
1086 | I know things have been rough lately, but I'm sure you'll land on your feet. | 1.2941 | 0.04318 | 136 | 99 | 34 | 3 |
1087 | I think you're at the wrong party | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1088 | And may I ask, is there a Mr. Knievel? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1089 | I guess you could say she has a short fuse. | 1.2937 | 0.04397 | 160 | 121 | 31 | 8 |
1090 | I've always wanted to start a relationship with a bang! | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1091 | Uhm,hey,hi. I, didn’t realize speed-dating was so intense. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1092 | Try this wine...it's the Bomb!" | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1093 | I see you are saving money on Uber. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1094 | “When you leave, this party will be a blast.” | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1095 | "Are you Freudian or Jungian in your ethos? | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1096 | Wow, this second glass is hitting me pretty hard | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1097 | So you’re NOT staying for cake? | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1098 | I always have a blast at Charlie's parties! | 1.2930 | 0.04167 | 157 | 116 | 36 | 5 |
1099 | I'm single, own my own company, like long walks on the beach and being shot out of cannons. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1100 | Nice icebreaker | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
1101 | I knew you'd come out when the wine was served. | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1102 | So, you haven't found new work since the circus closed? | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1103 | This went really well for a blind date! Can I call you? | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1104 | It's great to see more women in the canon. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1105 | It's our anniversary, you said, let's do shots, you said... | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1106 | I'm more of a "how about this weather?" kind of guy | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1107 | Sweetheart, when you were young, I always said you were a pistol. And now look at you. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1108 | Well, I think your career is definitely on an upward trajectory. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1109 | I heard you married a big shot | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1110 | Are you really leaving in 6 seconds? | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1111 | Fine, Olivia. If we need a stripper pole, we'll get a stripper pole. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1112 | I was planning on landing somewhere else tonight, too! | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1113 | So funny, I thought you were going to jump off the diving board and grab your knees. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1114 | We are maskless and indoors so everyone here is taking a risk. | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1115 | We're out of cheese. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1116 | I see you found our prenup agreement“ | 1.2903 | 0.05465 | 124 | 98 | 16 | 10 |
1117 | I hear its very competitively priced, especially compared to Space X and Virgin. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1118 | You should really wear a helmet. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1119 | so then elon said '69 is the new 420' and it was so freakin epic! anyway, back to crypto... | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1120 | Sure I can't call you an Uber? | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1121 | Couldn't you once manage a party without getting blasted? | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1122 | Yes, you have a unique way of 'Coming Out,' Darling. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
1123 | Finally, a solution to our no-politics rule. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1124 | I've always felt that I was destined to meet someone of your caliber. | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
1125 | Crosstown? You’ll get there faster on the E train | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1126 | We have something in common. We're both half lit. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1127 | It's nice to find a woman of your caliber at a party these days. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1128 | I think there are better ways of getting across town | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1129 | Looks like someone brushed up on their party tricks during quarantine. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1130 | A net? Just land on my sofa. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1131 | Before you go, can I get your number? | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1132 | Uber Express? I can’t say I’ve heard of it. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1133 | It was really nice chatting. Good luck finding your vaccination card. | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
1134 | I’m buck naked. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1135 | Geez Mary if you needed an icebreaker to talk about gun control at the party , a magazine on your desk would suffice " | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
1136 | We were expecting a cake | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1137 | Didn't I tell you it would be a blast?? | 1.2885 | 0.04864 | 104 | 76 | 26 | 2 |
1138 | I know you’re not a fan of Merlot but really, isn’t this a bit much? | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1139 | I heard you’re boring. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1140 | That's one way to beat the traffic | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1141 | I bet you can't quess what amendment I'm thinking of. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1142 | My guess is that canon was built for one. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1143 | You seem in a hurry to leave | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1144 | Miss you? Of course I will. The question is, will you miss me? | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1145 | Will you be safe going home alone? | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
1146 | What are you doing after work? | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1147 | Maybe you’d like a drink first? | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
1148 | That's too bad you don't get credit for any of those frequent fliers programs. | 1.2879 | 0.04373 | 132 | 97 | 32 | 3 |
1149 | Yeah, I hate all those travel restrictions too. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1150 | How far will you go on a first date? | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1151 | That cannon would look better on my bedroom floor. | 1.2872 | 0.06350 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 8 |
1152 | You look different from your picture. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1153 | No, I'm pretty sure that Lady Godiva rode a horse. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1154 | I prefer ghosting. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1155 | I was hoping we could get blasted together. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1156 | It’s your 2nd Amendment right, I suppose. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1157 | The party is a real blast. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1158 | If tomorrow night's not good for you, I'll understand. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1159 | Call me when you have your elevator pitch. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1160 | No failure-to-launch for you, right? | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1161 | My agency is running a special on life and casualty insurance. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1162 | Seriously, Marybeth, I’m happy to call an Uber for you instead. | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
1163 | Bringing weapons to work? If you keep this up you’ll be fired. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1164 | You go ahead and I’ll direct them to the buffet. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1165 | I see I'm too late to light your fuse. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1166 | can i get your number in case you survive? | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1167 | I knew I was boring, but am I THAT boring? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1168 | Got a match? | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1169 | It’s mid 19th century modern. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1170 | I'll bet you're a big splash at pool parties. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1171 | It's so great talking to you. Usually it feels like women can't wait to get away. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1172 | Or I could just drop you off in a cab. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1173 | Sorry you have to leave. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
1174 | Go ahead, light my fire. | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
1175 | Ooh and more olives, too. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1176 | Let's shoot over to my place. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1177 | I guess I should have paid more attention to the 'She's the bomb' on my dating app. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1178 | When are they playing the”1812” Overture? | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1179 | Jumping out of a cake would be easier but everyone’s off gluten and sugar. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1180 | I love your canon of work. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1181 | Are you sure I can't call an Uber for you? | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1182 | Well, I see you are going out with a bang!" | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1183 | Call us when you get to Philadelphia. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1184 | Well I told you not to get into the eggnog. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1185 | You're going to make a grand exit. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1186 | We've got to do this again, you're a ball! | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1187 | There’s an exit they won’t soon forget. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1188 | I'll make this quick... | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1189 | You know, I was something of a performance artist myself. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1190 | Actually, we expected a dramatic entrance. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1191 | There’s drones that can scan the exhibit a lot safer. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1192 | Hi, can you point me towards the mall? | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1193 | Do you do Bar Mitzvahs? | 1.2844 | 0.05842 | 109 | 87 | 13 | 9 |
1194 | Love the enthusiasm, but a New Year’s Eve hat would have sufficed. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1195 | So, Miriam tells me you’re something of a big shot? | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1196 | Here’s to a great trajectory. | 1.2843 | 0.04700 | 102 | 74 | 27 | 1 |
1197 | Finding a soft landing is the key. | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1198 | You really are going to be quite the catch! | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1199 | So I guess you won't be needing a ride home? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1200 | I think it's a toss up between 'Cannonball' and 'Light My Fire' for tonight's Karaoke. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1201 | Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1202 | Sincerely, thank you for being my conversation starter. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1203 | Oh, didn’t even notice your cannon— I was too busy trying to figure out whatever the fuck is going on with the floor at this ghost party. | 1.2833 | 0.05698 | 120 | 97 | 12 | 11 |
1204 | Is it true that you plan to be canonized? | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1205 | No, I said our host was big on *tannins*. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
1206 | My DNA test said I come from a long line of human cannonballs. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1207 | But we were just starting to catch up! I could get you a longer wick? | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1208 | I think you're really going to appreciate our open floor plan. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1209 | This is so much better than the party where you were sawed in half. | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1210 | It’s called a “Ringling Exit” | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1211 | We're not keen on party crashers. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1212 | I didn't know human cannonballs could work from home. | 1.2828 | 0.06098 | 99 | 79 | 12 | 8 |
1213 | you look explosive if i might say so. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1214 | The invitation clearly said 'Proof of Vaccination Required'. | 1.2824 | 0.04372 | 131 | 97 | 31 | 3 |
1215 | I’ll count you down… | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1216 | You must be the big shot. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
1217 | Rumor has it you’re about to be fired… | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1218 | It looks like you're ready to leave. | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1219 | I'll finish your wine and meet you at the car. | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
1220 | Wow. You teach performance art at Bard. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1221 | You’ve certainly come out of your shell. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1222 | Are you free for dinner afterwards? | 1.2818 | 0.04499 | 110 | 80 | 29 | 1 |
1223 | What kind of mileage do you get on that? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1224 | After this, should we meet at the hospital for another drink? | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1225 | You're about to be fired. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1226 | 3 to 1 you don’t make it through the window. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1227 | I had no idea circus performers can be “on call. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1228 | At least they’ve got you pointed toward the window. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1229 | How interesting. I was also the result of a circus accident. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1230 | Have a good life and write if you get work. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1231 | Did you forget your mask? | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1232 | What were they thinking with this carpet? | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1233 | Now that’s an icebreaker. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1234 | The elevation's right but you'll never hit Jersey City with that windage. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1235 | Really? You arrived in a cake? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1236 | „With this, you‘re officially launched.“ | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1237 | I'm kind of a big shot in my own way, too. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1238 | Once you clear the window, the pool is only three floors down. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1239 | See you at home, honey | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1240 | Honestly, do you think I have a shot? | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1241 | So, what do you do when you're not with the circus? | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1242 | Honey, I do pay attention to you. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1243 | Congratulations on your new position. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1244 | We failed to create teleportation, soo.... | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1245 | You're a real blast from the past. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1246 | This party was the bomb! | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1247 | I like to start my nights out with a bang, too! | 1.2797 | 0.04140 | 143 | 106 | 34 | 3 |
1248 | At least you're not driving. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1249 | I'm a blast from your past! | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
1250 | No, I've never heard of extreme social distancing. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1251 | May I get you a glass of wine? Or do you want a light? | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1252 | Are you making an overture? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1253 | I like that cannon. That's a nice cannon. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1254 | I prefer being squeezed from a tube, myself. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1255 | Well, of course I'd like to see your party trick. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1256 | Is it Ok if I refer to you as a bomb shell? | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1257 | Private space travel is tres' chic. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1258 | C’mon, you’re already a blast ! | 1.2793 | 0.04818 | 111 | 83 | 25 | 3 |
1259 | 10,9,8, I forgot your helmet, 3.. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1260 | This will put “reveal parties” on a whole new level. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1261 | Trust me! This video will go viral in 30 seconds!! | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1262 | I don't like to drive either. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1263 | It makes a much stronger statement than popping out of a cake. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
1264 | And if you think that dream was interesting, just wait until you hear this one. | 1.2782 | 0.05158 | 133 | 106 | 17 | 10 |
1265 | Aren't you a little old for your parents to be having a gender reveal party? | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1266 | Leaving early? | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1267 | Are you making 1812 Overtures to me? | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1268 | Thanks, but I’ll just get an Uber. | 1.2782 | 0.04932 | 133 | 104 | 21 | 8 |
1269 | So…did you go to school for this? | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1270 | I thought you signed up to pop out of a cake! | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1271 | What a coincidence. We both do shell games. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1272 | We'll, if not your phone number, then how about your next of kin? | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1273 | I don't know what to do with my hands either, but that's why I grabbed a drink. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1274 | This is going to be the best book launch ever. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1275 | Really, you’re aimed at NRA Headquarters? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1276 | I didn’t think Dave knew anyone of this caliber. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1277 | perhaps you would like to hear some more of my anecdotes? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1278 | We've been looking for an employee of your caliber for years. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1279 | Clever ghosting strategy. | 1.2769 | 0.05006 | 130 | 102 | 20 | 8 |
1280 | Times Square? I can point you in the right direction. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1281 | And you say they're still hiring? | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
1282 | Hell of a launch party! | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1283 | When they go low, you go high! | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1284 | Don’t your think it would be a lot easier to just give me a fake number? | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1285 | They'll get a bang out of this... | 1.2766 | 0.04942 | 141 | 112 | 19 | 10 |
1286 | I may be presumptuous, but I sense we are of the same caliber | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1287 | No thanks. I’m driving so I can’t do shots with you tonight. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1288 | I’d love to light you up. | 1.2764 | 0.04516 | 123 | 92 | 28 | 3 |
1289 | Have you considered Uber? | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1290 | So… how’s the gig economy treating you? | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1291 | Something I said? | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1292 | I love your parents' approach to your "failure to launch." | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1293 | I’m just going to shoot out for a minute | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1294 | Are you free next weekend to jump out of my birthday cake? | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1295 | I've a long history of getting fired too, that's why I'm here networking. | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1296 | Trust me, it's the best option during surge pricing. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1297 | So, you come here often? | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
1298 | Alice, look at it this way, if my last name wasn’t Kramden…you’d never see the MOON!!! | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1299 | If you land in Paris,bring back a bottle of Château de Knouff 1983. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1300 | Yes, this should be a lot more exciting than jumping out of a cake. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1301 | No you are overreacting …however, if you are interested in renewing your car’s warranty … | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
1302 | I heard you’re going south for the winter. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1303 | I wonder what Freud would say about this? | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1304 | Alright, you win. I'll go to couples' therapy. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1305 | May I fire you home? | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1306 | So I hear you have a new job? | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1307 | Just passing through? | 1.2752 | 0.04676 | 109 | 81 | 26 | 2 |
1308 | There are less obvious ways to leave me at the party. | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
1309 | Do you come out of here often? | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1310 | I see you ordered the Harvey Wallbanger. | 1.2752 | 0.04491 | 109 | 80 | 28 | 1 |
1311 | I remember you from the last circus fundraiser. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1312 | The door's to your left. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1313 | Watch your head on the way out. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1314 | I can’t wait to see the rest of you | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1315 | When Katie discovered no-one else was dressing up for Halloween she realized her civil war costume was a little conspicuous. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1316 | Hang on, I’m not done talking about cancel culture. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1317 | You always said you wanted a great send off. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1318 | Let me just say how much we appreciate your wanting to break our glass ceiling. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1319 | I Googled ‘Physics’; you’ll be fine. | 1.2743 | 0.04399 | 113 | 83 | 29 | 1 |
1320 | ....and I said I don't care what HR says, its very difficult for me to work from home! | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1321 | Please come again when you can stay longer. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1322 | I hear you also had a blast at your last party | 1.2743 | 0.05515 | 113 | 90 | 15 | 8 |
1323 | Boss said “You’re fired!” so I said “No, YOU’RE fired!” and, boom! Problem solved! | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1324 | No, I didn’t know the NRA was involved in fashion. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1325 | Is there room for two? | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1326 | You sure you won’t reconsider being sawn in half? | 1.2742 | 0.04768 | 124 | 95 | 24 | 5 |
1327 | You look loaded! | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1328 | Cool! You’ve taken the old “watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat” to a whole new party trick! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1329 | With all due respect, Madam, I think your dress designer ought to be shot. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1330 | Good luck in your new location. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1331 | I’ve always admired people with outgoing social behaviors. | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1332 | My house is directly across the street. Can I see you later? | 1.2727 | 0.04457 | 110 | 81 | 28 | 1 |
1333 | I've always admired the Western Canon. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1334 | You really take fear of commitment to the next level! | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1335 | Did you say you wanted a Jägerbomb? | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1336 | Before you go, can I have your number? | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
1337 | Are you SURE you're OK to drive? | 1.2727 | 0.04880 | 143 | 114 | 19 | 10 |
1338 | Don’t know why but I find this so erotic | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1339 | Are you going non-stop to your destination? | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1340 | There must be an easier way to cut down on commuting time. | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1341 | I promise to call the landlord tomorrow about that broken elevator. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1342 | I get it, but have you checked out the NEW LaGuardia? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1343 | Unfortunately this is the only way to the rooftop deck. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1344 | I'm looking forward to seeing you leave so quickly. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1345 | The clothes you’re wearing can’t be that bad. You are wearing clothes? | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1346 | Just shoot me an e-mail so I know you got home safely. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1347 | I don't blame you. I hate the subway, too. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1348 | I could give you a ride home | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1349 | So what do you do for fun? | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
1350 | I wouldn’t dream of questioning your career choice, Lillian, but I’m afraid you’re on the wrong trajectory. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
1351 | Do you have a sister? | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1352 | Uh I think that is just decorative. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1353 | I can see you're in a hurry, but my name is Phil! | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1354 | I wanted to get a head start. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1355 | Maybe this isn't the spectacle entrance you hoped for? | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1356 | I hear they may fire you.” | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1357 | If you leave now,you should miss rush-hour. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1358 | I’m so glad you’re not driving home after drinking. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1359 | Next time we’ll come to your encampment. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1360 | Can I wheel you home after the party? | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1361 | It's amazing what they can do with prosthetics these days. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1362 | Any chance you want to get out of here? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1363 | My new place has a moat. | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1364 | My next story will blow you away. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1365 | This must be your launch party then. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1366 | I got you a glass of wine before you attempt that | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1367 | I see you are going to make a quick exit. | 1.2703 | 0.04605 | 111 | 83 | 26 | 2 |
1368 | Circus daredevil, you say? I sell insurance. We should talk. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1369 | Sure, a trebuchet is better for the environment, but it just doesn't feel the same | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1370 | Well, maybe you should have aimed it towards the window before you lit the fuse. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1371 | Not exactly an unobtrusive exit. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1372 | There’s no other form of exfoliation like it! | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1373 | Yes, that is a dynamite idea! | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1374 | This reminds me of a New Yorker Cartoon! Did you see the submarine one the other day? | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1375 | Personally I prefer an AR 15. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
1376 | Shall I open the skylight? | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1377 | Wow, there you are! I thought I'd lost you. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1378 | Your coming out will be a bombshell. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1379 | I always said you were a blonde bombshell. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1380 | So much for the glass ceiling. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1381 | And then the next thing you know, everything was like BOOM! | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1382 | I'll join you shortly at that rooftop soiree. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1383 | You've been losing weight, what caliber are you? | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1384 | I would have shared an uber with you. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1385 | Mother said this was the place I could meet a woman of your caliber. | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1386 | Your right the cake thing was so overdone | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1387 | I really hate to see you leave this way. | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1388 | It's safer than flying coach. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1389 | But does the circus do 401K matching? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1390 | On your way out? But I haven’t finished telling you about my screenplay! | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1391 | I have to hand it the host for thinking outside the box. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1392 | It’s OK, I’ve already opened the window | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1393 | You get one shot at making a first impression. Make it good. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1394 | That's not what they meant when they recommended a booster shot. Herbert Karasin Birdsboro Pa. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1395 | Did I mention my improv group is performing later tonight? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1396 | So does this mean the wedding is off? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1397 | I know you didn't want to come to this party, but this is going too far! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
1398 | Don't most people RUN away to join the circus? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1399 | So this is both performance art and a splatter painting? | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1400 | You are my first guest who hasn't realized that the cannon is just there as a conversation piece. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1401 | It's a lot cheaper than a bouncer. | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1402 | I see you submit to the Big Bang theory. | 1.2673 | 0.04644 | 101 | 75 | 25 | 1 |
1403 | I hear you're going places. | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1404 | But does it work as well going uptown as cross-town? | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1405 | Oh wow, the new Kandinsky! | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1406 | Oh, you’re a writer, but I’m afraid that’s not the “cannon” you should be trying to get into | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1407 | Some people know how to make an entrance. You, Alice, really know how to make an exit. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1408 | You really know how to make a great entrance. | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1409 | It's my party and I'll fly if I want to. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1410 | I really hope you catch that roadrunner. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1411 | I asked you wanted a shot but didn't mean that. | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
1412 | What year is it? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1413 | I’m sure it is much faster than the crosstown bus. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1414 | What time do you get off? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1415 | Leaving already? | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1416 | I agree! More women in the canon! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1417 | I suspect there is a cliche here somewhere. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1418 | So, now that you've been vaccinated. you're going to travel? | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1419 | Are you sure you don’t want me to call you a cab? | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1420 | I just think there might be an easier way to end conversations. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1421 | Flying has changed since the pandemic. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1422 | I’m into ridiculous circus tricks, too. Can I buy you a drink? | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1423 | Don't feel bad. Being fired isn't the end of the world. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1424 | Is there space for two? | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
1425 | Honest honey, you'll fly right over those pro-vaxxers outside. And remember, enough ivermectin for at least forty guests. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1426 | Are you sure you had both earrings when you arrived? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1427 | I never expected to meet a woman of your caliber. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1428 | Good call - jumping out of a cake is so passé. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1429 | Well, I did tell you not to double dip. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1430 | You've been a loose cannon since college. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1431 | I'm sorry if the card wasn't clear- the cannonball contest was for the children in the backyard. | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
1432 | Haha, you are such a blast! | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
1433 | Just a shot of tequila, some triple-sec and a match and you'll be flying. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1434 | . . . You're still going to need a ride home. . . . | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1435 | Window’s open- may I get your number before you go?” | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1436 | You're dynamite, babe! You could blow me away! | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1437 | Sorry we had to move your launch party inside. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1438 | Your career looks ready to take off. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1439 | Well, that’s one way to garner attention at a networking event. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1440 | Wait, wait, don't tell me ... new haircut? | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1441 | Your really going to break the glass ceiling with that job! | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1442 | I was being sarcastic. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1443 | Hi! I remember you from the last bash when you jumped out of the cake! | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1444 | I said I should be canonized for marrying you. This is not what I had in mind. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1445 | Let's work on our exit strategy | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1446 | I promise to have it clean and reloaded by the time you come back with the ice | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1447 | So you separate the motion into horizontal and vertical components along the x- and y- axes . . . | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
1448 | Sure you can’t stay? | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
1449 | Don’t be dramatic, Andrea…the wine isn’t that bad. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1450 | So "cannons and tannins" isn't working. What are you thinking for next year's theme? | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1451 | Wow, that sounds like a blast! | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1452 | Off you go to college!!!! | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1453 | I’m just going to have one more. Call me when you get to the house | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1454 | I'd go myself, but someone has to hold down the fort. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1455 | Jesus just wear a mask on the train Helen. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1456 | Doing anything after the party? | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
1457 | Wow, that's a great way to get a head start to the buffet! | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1458 | Thank you for doing this,Honey. You’re quite a hit. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1459 | I know you want to leave me, the front door would have just been fine. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1460 | All I did was bring up politics. | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1461 | You’ll have to put clothes on before you jump out. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1462 | I know you're not my mother. Could you be my fodder? | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1463 | Where you shooting off to so early? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1464 | I'm not much of a party person, either. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1465 | I also like to cause an explosion at parties, but I do it by mentioning my government conspiracy theories. | 1.2632 | 0.04761 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
1466 | This not what I was expecting when you invited me to experience your new Canon. | 1.2632 | 0.04761 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
1467 | Well, I guess you'll be off with a bang. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1468 | So what line of fire are you in? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1469 | Okay! I get it, you want to leave. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1470 | Yep, I chose this over being forced to mingle. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1471 | So, what brings you here? | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1472 | I can't wait to blow my load | 1.2626 | 0.06021 | 99 | 81 | 10 | 8 |
1473 | We’ve got to stop meeting like this. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1474 | Yes Dear! | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1475 | I cannon get enough of you | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1476 | When will you be leaving? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1477 | Can you get an extra bag of party ice on your way back? | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1478 | I'm sorry you have to leave early | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1479 | I think you'll make great impression. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1480 | Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1481 | Kinda gives “ being lit” a new meaning huh? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1482 | This time, I remembered to leave the window open. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1483 | It's so refreshing to meet someone of your caliber. Jon Lindsey | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1484 | I want to show everyone that social distancing can be exciting, if you get creative. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1485 | Hi - I don't want to be 'that guy', but I really like your cannon! | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1486 | I didn't know being an introvert was that serious! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1487 | As I was mansplaining... | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1488 | Faster than the subway,eh? | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1489 | We'd better hurry before the launch window closes | 1.2617 | 0.04471 | 107 | 80 | 26 | 1 |
1490 | Is there room for two? This party is dreadful! | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1491 | Enough about my job. Let me explain football. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1492 | Must have been a hell of a bet... | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1493 | If you're tired of hearing about The Three Stooges, I also do bird calls. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1494 | Is it a hybrid? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1495 | It’s OK. I can handle a long-distance relationship. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1496 | I could have given you a ride home | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1497 | What are we having for dinner,dear? | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1498 | I get the feeling that I'm boring you. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1499 | The only thing my neighbors hate more than this is my surround sound system. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1500 | You've gotta meet my friend Art Tillery. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1501 | I said it would be a blast. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1502 | What reenactment are you from? | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1503 | I grew it from a shotgun. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1504 | I see you're having a blast! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1505 | Any upcoming travel plans? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1506 | If you must leave make it a Royal-Exit | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1507 | Time to blow this popsicle stand? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1508 | Well, actually, the first woman was shot out of a cannon at a dinner party in 1872, but I can understand how you might've missed that. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1509 | So you’re an extroverted introvert? | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1510 | Sure, I can give you a light! | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1511 | Leaving so soon? Don't you want to hear more about my career? | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1512 | Remember me to Herald Square! | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1513 | I believe this party is definitely lit. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1514 | This is a helluva blind date! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1515 | Honey, you could have just told me you wanted to leave the party. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1516 | You look the type to leave a party just before it gets going! | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1517 | Blah...blah...blah. Point me toward the open window already. | 1.2598 | 0.05149 | 127 | 103 | 15 | 9 |
1518 | Tomorrow my name will be synonymous with "throws the best cocktail parties"! | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1519 | So you're in Risk management? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1520 | Let's take a picture with your canon. | 1.2596 | 0.04531 | 104 | 78 | 25 | 1 |
1521 | You must meet my wife. She's a firecracker. | 1.2596 | 0.05796 | 104 | 85 | 11 | 8 |
1522 | Don't worry, we all hit the wall. | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
1523 | Got a light? | 1.2593 | 0.05639 | 108 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
1524 | Forget Blue Origin. You’ll be weightless for 4 seconds but it’s only $25.00 | 1.2593 | 0.05938 | 108 | 90 | 8 | 10 |
1525 | Can you make some room for me ? Everyone else does seem to support Trump | 1.2593 | 0.06521 | 81 | 66 | 9 | 6 |
1526 | I've never met a woman of such high caliber before. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1527 | I hate to see you go like this, but I'll manage and pick up the pieces. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1528 | Is this your idea of a grand entrance? | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1529 | When I said “I love you the moon and back” , I had something less literal in mind… | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1530 | Hey, why don't I point this thing at my place? | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
1531 | It's a beautiful sendoff, honey | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1532 | I know I said I want to blow this pop stand, Honey, but I was thinking of just slipping out the side door. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1533 | So… does too many cocktails make you a loose cannon? | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1534 | Say, aren't you one of the KABOOM sisters? | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1535 | So, you're launching your brand tonight. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1536 | Excuse me, but I need to go gunpowder my nose. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1537 | The cross-town express stops just two blocks from here. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1538 | How thoughtful of Elon Musk to have an economy flight! | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1539 | So,what do you do? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1540 | Did you just say, "Oh, shoot!"? | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1541 | No, I agree! Way more exciting than the Irish Goodbye... | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1542 | Funny, I would have pegged you more for a high wire act. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1543 | I can't believe nobody's wearing ear protection. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1544 | I can see that you're going places. | 1.2581 | 0.05105 | 124 | 100 | 16 | 8 |
1545 | I opened the window for you, Honey. | 1.2581 | 0.05105 | 124 | 100 | 16 | 8 |
1546 | You want to blow this party. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1547 | Attention grabber, for sure; Life of the party, we'll see | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1548 | It's a gift for Kyle Rittenhouse from his wish list. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1549 | Uber Circus Pricing”? Who knew | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1550 | You seem to have a short fuse. | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
1551 | Is this your first time at one of these? | 1.2578 | 0.04187 | 128 | 97 | 29 | 2 |
1552 | It's been a blast. | 1.2578 | 0.04991 | 128 | 103 | 17 | 8 |
1553 | I see - you mean that a canon of work has a special meaning in performance art? | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1554 | Wow, I've never talked to such a big shot as you before! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1555 | You must save a ton on cab fare. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1556 | It's unusual at a party to meet someone of your caliber. | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
1557 | Time to blow this joint? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1558 | I thought you'd like a drink first! | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1559 | Slight change of plans...can you do it backwards wearing high heels? | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1560 | I, too, never drink when I'm going to fly. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1561 | Do you really need to leave that quickly? | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1562 | Don’t go yet—I haven’t finishing explaining NFTs. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1563 | Honestly? My wife wanted to hire a string quartet. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1564 | They said there were going to be bombshells at this party | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1565 | I agree, Babs. This party is a blast. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1566 | I see you got your shot. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1567 | You are right my friends don't even notice you. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1568 | Sorry, Nancy, you're fired. And this is your going away party. | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
1569 | I don't really see this as a viable path to sainthood.. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1570 | Diane, 'shot out of a cannon' is just an expression. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1571 | That's great! Now let me tell you about my true passion, stamp collection. | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
1572 | Remind me again, when should I set up the net? | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1573 | This way the party ends with a bang. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1574 | I heard that you are a big shot in your company." | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1575 | I always wish I’d travelled more when I was younger……. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1576 | I’m so glad we’re now an open carry state. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1577 | I understand you're with the circus. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
1578 | How much is maintenance? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1579 | We couldn't get a cake because of port congestion. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1580 | Listen Carole---there are OTHER ways of drawing attention to the fact that you want to break the glass ceiling! | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1581 | I am impressed with your set-up, but my expectations were a bit different when I ordered a pop-up girl for my party. | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1582 | Ah! There you are, my sweet little loose cannon! | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1583 | Wow, a woman's never talked to me this long. | 1.2556 | 0.04967 | 133 | 108 | 16 | 9 |
1584 | You're a millennial, but I just wanted you to see what it felt like to be a boomer. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1585 | You should see me juggle! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1586 | If you’re not busy later, the roof garden yields some startling views. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1587 | If you make a right at the light you can avoid the traffic. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1588 | You could have just told me I wasn't your type, and stuck around. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1589 | You won’t feel a thing as you blast through the glass ceiling | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
1590 | And do I have a shot at you? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1591 | If you're going out we could use more wine. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1592 | You seem like you" re in a rush. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1593 | For safety's sake, wear a mask. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1594 | So, are you as ready as I am to get out of here? | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1595 | You're really terrific but I'm not sure I'm ready for a long distance relationship | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1596 | Trust me honey, it's going to be a real blast | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1597 | See you at the cocktail party down the block in about thirty seconds | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1598 | Really, there are better ways to get noticed Alice, | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1599 | In my day? You should see the hoops I jumped through. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1600 | I'm a medium trajectory myself. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1601 | You know,I went to high school with Evel Kenievel | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1602 | Honey, don't you think these reveal parties are getting a bit out of hand? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1603 | You will be up next. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1604 | I wish you didn't have to shoot off so soon. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1605 | Do other family members have problems with making good decisions? | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1606 | Etsy. Can you believe it? The wheels are made from upcycled apple crates. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1607 | I told you it would be a blast. | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1608 | Keep an eye out for my daughter! She’s on the billboard at 30th & Emerald. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1609 | You know that a mask is required if you're flying, don't you? | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1610 | I never considered circus performers working from home. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1611 | I was wondering if I could hitch a ride if you're going uptown. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1612 | Are you leaving me? | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1613 | Let me guess--Tschaikovsky's 1812 Overture really lights your fuse." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1614 | This was the least expensive airfare I could find. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1615 | Honey, you get like this every time you drink wine! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1616 | So anyways, that was just my first year | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1617 | What's it like to constantly be hired and fired in the same day? | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1618 | Yes, I know nobody is paying attention. But why do you care what people who have no faces think? | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1619 | This should get he attention you crave. | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
1620 | You want to blow out of here to someplace quieter? | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1621 | I know you're quitting your job, so it does makes sense to go out with a bang. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1622 | I think we missed a step in these Gender Reveal instructions | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1623 | I can't be any worse than those clowns you've dated. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1624 | Sylvia, I can see you want to reach new heights, but hey, there must be another way! | 1.2527 | 0.06171 | 91 | 75 | 9 | 7 |
1625 | Literary, not literally, canon. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1626 | That’s certainly one way to get ahead. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1627 | Well, that's a coincidence. I'm in marketing too. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1628 | Perhaps you misunderstood when I said I wanted to hear Pachelbel's Canon. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1629 | Why yes, my name is Bertha. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1630 | ' ' Well keep your eyes closed when you go through the wall' | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1631 | Thank you for your service | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1632 | You know, this is part of the western canon, and you are facing east. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1633 | This is sure a step up from jumping out of a cake. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1634 | If I'm boring you, Moira, you only have to say... | 1.2524 | 0.04517 | 103 | 78 | 24 | 1 |
1635 | You mean, you're husband came dressed as a Bishop, so you decided to come as a Canon. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1636 | That dress really compliments your figure! | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1637 | I see you're still a hot shot. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1638 | I agree. We do have a lot in common. But I fear you might be a loose cannon. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1639 | Congratulations! I hear you'll be making a big splash on Broadway. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1640 | I dated a Howitzer at Harvard. Any relation? | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1641 | I have to say, this is quite the gender reveal party. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1642 | Fired, you say?. I remember our last round of layoffs. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1643 | I've noticed such a high caliber of people at this party. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1644 | Wait! I'll get your mask! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1645 | Hi, loose canon or ballistic? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1646 | You always like to go out with a bang.” | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1647 | Manhattan? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1648 | When you said you were lit ... | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1649 | What a coincidence! I'm half-cannon on my Father's side. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1650 | It would be a blast getting to know you. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1651 | When they said "send off party" I had no idea. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1652 | You sure? I can just call you an Uber. | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1653 | The moment I saw you, I thought to myself, 'That girl is going places.' | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1654 | Oh, and bring back a couple of bottles of merlot. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1655 | That's all very interesting, but I'd really like to talk to you about your car's warranty. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1656 | And they told you that only billionaires can go into space! | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1657 | Please, honey, don't get so defensive. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1658 | No, I asked for a highball. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1659 | That's so interesting! My daughter swallows swords at Cornell. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1660 | My job is a circus, too. Metaphically speaking. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
1661 | When you said that your workplace was a circus, I thought you were being metaphorical. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1662 | They say they'll have the elevator fixed by next weekend. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1663 | So, when do you get off? I love a loose cannon! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1664 | How progressive! In my days, social climbers used catapults. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1665 | Let's blow this popsicle stand. | 1.2500 | 0.04443 | 96 | 72 | 24 | 0 |
1666 | You're currently positioned at the perfect angle to go out the window and into the pool. I think you've got this cannonball contest in the bag. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1667 | Just keep humming “fly me to the moon” and you will be just fine. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1668 | No worries. It'll be a blast! | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
1669 | Toilets just keep getting fancier and fancier! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1670 | This blows away a shotgun wedding. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1671 | I believe it was spelled with one N ... c-a-n-o-n. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1672 | I don't know about you, but I'm having a blast. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
1673 | You're a blast | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1674 | Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1675 | well you did say you wanted to leave me | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1676 | It’s performance art. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1677 | Oh, I get it now! I thought you were talking about literature. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1678 | Through the window, across the street, over the apartments, under the power lines, into the park, nothing but net. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1679 | Bold fashion choice. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1680 | I meant a shot of vodka. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1681 | Let's shoot over to my place and look at my etchings... | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1682 | Well, no I haven't, but my mother was quite the firecracker. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1683 | I guess getting across town at this hour isn't a problem for you. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1684 | I told you to toe the party line. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1685 | If you survive this I'd love to take you out. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1686 | Do you take PayPal? | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1687 | Thanks for doing this Lori, and after you land, please remember to get a piece of cake. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1688 | I’ll bet you’d prefer a straight shot. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1689 | Still shooting to leave by 10? | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
1690 | I bombed last night. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1691 | Is this your first and last trip? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1692 | I asked if you could play Pachelbel's Canon, not lay in the display cannon. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1693 | Unlike me, I hope you don’t have projectile dysfunction | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
1694 | Actually, you bought the only ticket in the Raffle. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1695 | Well, now this party is literally a circus. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1696 | I feel targeted. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1697 | Yes, we do need olives, but wouldn't a delivery service be a better choice? | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1698 | My father was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun. | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1699 | When I said I’d light your fuse, I was thinking of something else. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1700 | Is your philosophy boom or bust? | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1701 | So you're saying you wish you had swiped left? | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1702 | I, too, am blown away by performance art. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1703 | When you land on Broadway, give them my regards. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1704 | Don't you love the new normal?! | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1705 | I know you're an introvert, but your mother insists you join her at the piano. | 1.2478 | 0.05263 | 113 | 92 | 14 | 7 |
1706 | Thanks for inviting me to your coming out party. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1707 | Pre-menopausal? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1708 | Next time, if there is one, we'll have you jump out of a cake. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1709 | Meet me at 1812 Overture Drive. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1710 | It's a conversation ender. | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1711 | Yeah, Darlene, it's a great trick, but I don't think anyone is in the mood for it tonight. | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1712 | Are you naked in there? | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1713 | I know I keep asking this, but is there room for two in there? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1714 | Most people prefer to ENTER a party with a bang. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1715 | This party is a blast. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1716 | Yes, your job sounds fascinating, but I must say, nothing beats the world of accounting. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1717 | Go ahead, take your best shot. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1718 | Tell me, is this how you envisioned yourself after getting the Covid booster shot? | 1.2476 | 0.04232 | 105 | 79 | 26 | 0 |
1719 | Seems like a shot in the dark to me, but I guess there’s no harm in trying”. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1720 | We are looking for high caliber people. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1721 | Don't worry, I'll get you a straw. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1722 | You know, not all two-wheeled vehicles are better for the environment. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1723 | Okay, you're a performance artist. But please, think of the children. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1724 | I was going to say you need your wheels balanced but I see you have a short fuse.... | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1725 | 'Up to your old tricks again, eh?" | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
1726 | I didn't mean for you to take your firing literally, Susan. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1727 | Nice to meet you. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1728 | I see that talking to my mother is easier than it used to be. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1729 | You can never find one of these when you want one. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1730 | Yes, a true testimony to the need for a safety net! | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1731 | Women with a sense of adventure really get me fired up! | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1732 | Just call me Elon Musk | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1733 | I can't believe they decided to fire you at the party! | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1734 | Since when did you become such a big shot? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1735 | Bummer you can’t hold a drink! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1736 | I guess I have just one shot at this meet and greet. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1737 | You know, I was an early investor in the canon-ride sharing app. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1738 | Relax, I aimed it at the net before I started drinking. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1739 | Oh. Hello. I expected you to pop out of the plant, but this works too. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1740 | It's great conversation piece, but have you ever had to use it? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1741 | So,how much longer do you want to stay? | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1742 | A performance artist. He is representing "The Big Bang" | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1743 | Performance art isn't easy...but you WILL die a legend. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1744 | Can we meet after work? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1745 | Ok, shoot. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1746 | I’m thinking of slipping out of here quietly. How about you? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1747 | Helmet? Or does it mat down your hair too much? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1748 | I think you’ll definitely like my second story” | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1749 | The glass ceiling is a metaphor, Pam. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1750 | You were asked nicely, encouraged, urged and finally warned, now you're off like a shot to get vaccinated, eh? Good for you!! And the rest of us!! | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1751 | I really like your outfit. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1752 | I totally agree. A surprise visit to the in-laws is always appreciated. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1753 | If I ask for your number, you won't just dart out of here on me, will you?? | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1754 | Susan,we can just order an Uber | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1755 | Well, that's one way to avoid the mask mandate for air travel. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1756 | Well aren't you a blast from the past! | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1757 | Do you want to pop over to my place? | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1758 | Never been good at small talk either. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1759 | Quite the daring outfit. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1760 | It's ok, we're not in a noise abatement area any more. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1761 | Great way to leave a dull party! | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1762 | Basically it's the same concept as Musk and Bezos but we're just getting started. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1763 | Look at the bright side--you won't have to deal with rude people on a plane" | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1764 | The office scuttlebutt is you’re a loose cannon. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1765 | OK. I surrender. | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
1766 | I see we have something in common! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1767 | I really want you to try. The over-under is 6 blocks. | 1.2449 | 0.05991 | 98 | 82 | 8 | 8 |
1768 | . . . And I lit the fuse for you, too. May I see you after you're out of the hospital? | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1769 | You can upgrade to coach for only 20000 more air miles. | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1770 | This will definitely move the party from Page Six to page one. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1771 | I thought you said your field was the literary canon? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1772 | Couldn't you just take an uber? | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1773 | I imagine it's quite a problem when the net goes down. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1774 | Is this your subtle way of telling me you’re running away again to join the circus? | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
1775 | It's called "The Second Amendment." | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1776 | Don't you think a cake is a lot easier?" | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
1777 | We've been looking for someone like you who's not only high calibre, but willing to travel long distances. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1778 | Big guns get fired, often | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1779 | Did you actually tell the Bartender, “I’d like a shot or something”. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1780 | I’m sure you get this all the time, but you’re a blast at parties! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1781 | I heard you were looking for someone of the same caliber | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1782 | I'll duck if I hear a drum roll. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1783 | And I thought I̳ was having a blast tonight! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1784 | I feel like you want to leave. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1785 | This is NOT how you are going to break the Glass Ceiling . | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
1786 | My Lyft driver didn’t show up either | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1787 | I’m getting lesbianism. Is this about lesbianism? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1788 | I don't see things like race, gender, or cannons. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1789 | Don,t leave, I'll never find another women of your caliber | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1790 | Sorry I have to run. I’m having a blast. | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
1791 | Ok it’s lit, any chance you’d prefer going out for tacos? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1792 | “Is that a fuse on your cannon, or are you just glad to see me? | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1793 | Have I told you how much I appreciated your talk on new truth claims in intersectionality? | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1794 | Love your coming out party. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1795 | As a feminist, I find the phrase "loose" cannon abhorrent. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1796 | Trying to top your entrance? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1797 | Kiss me ! And I will pour my drink on the fuse ! | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1798 | It looks like this cocktail party is going to be a blast! | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1799 | Thank you. Now, if you wouldn't mind holding it up to my lips... | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1800 | How's the dispute with your landlord going? | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1801 | Thanks - the wheels are vintage! | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1802 | I couldn't help but notice your banging outfit. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1803 | Shall I open the window? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1804 | Sounds like you’re really going places kid. But pace yourself. You don’t want to hit the wall. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1805 | When you said you could do a great cannonball, I assumed you were talking about into a pool. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1806 | I just don’t think it’s an appropriate party trick dear | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1807 | If you wanted my attention you could have just say "hi! | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1808 | Say, got a minute? I want to tell you about the good news | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1809 | You must remember not to spread your arms until after the window. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1810 | It was nice to meet you, call me when you get home. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1811 | I think you are taking speed dating a bit too far. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1812 | Would you mind pouring me another glass of wine? | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1813 | Honey, are you sure this is the best way to announce the sex of our child? | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1814 | Okay, the window's open. Anything else?" | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1815 | This is what my parents meant when THEY said 'OK Boomer.' | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1816 | Best of luck on your future endeavors | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
1817 | I've been wondering where you were. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1818 | I appreciate your use of props but I maintain that female ejaculation is a myth. | 1.2422 | 0.04929 | 128 | 105 | 15 | 8 |
1819 | Do you really think unmasked travel is safe? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1820 | Just remember to tuck and roll before you reach the punch bowl. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1821 | I love your latest creation – sarcasm with a short fuse. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1822 | I forgot - what's the signal to leave if the party gets boring? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1823 | I stopped taking work home years ago. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1824 | Was this Elon's idea?! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1825 | When we said "come as you are" we didn't mean it literally. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1826 | It's not how you get there, it's where you end up that counts. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1827 | Y’know Dee, the funny thing is I actually requested “Canon in D.” | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1828 | I’m picking up distinct undertones of sulfur and a very smoky finish … | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
1829 | I say,fly me to the moon. | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1830 | My investment strategy is to wait for the next boom. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1831 | I'm kind of a big shot myself. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1832 | I guess there’s no point in asking if I could give you a lift home. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1833 | BOOM!!! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1834 | Oh, that's a relief. I thought they said you were a QAnon person. | 1.2418 | 0.06317 | 91 | 77 | 6 | 8 |
1835 | That’s what you get for double dipping. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1836 | The net? What net? You don’t need a net bwahahahaha! | 1.2417 | 0.05158 | 120 | 99 | 13 | 8 |
1837 | And, maybe bring back some caviar, too. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1838 | You got a light? | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
1839 | Standing on a plinth, at approximately 6 feet by 4 feet, this wooden carved cannon features details both abstract and realistic, portraying people, objects, and designs significant to African values and beliefs. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
1840 | Well Sharyn, this looks like the penultimate ride you've been looking for, I'd advise you to forego any hand sanitizer as it'll tend to blister and I don't like blistered hands! | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
1841 | I remember the first day I was shot out of a cannon. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1842 | The only other opportunity was in the shovel and bucket detail behind the elephants parade. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1843 | Popping out of a cake is just too boring. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1844 | It's so great you've found your passion. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1845 | I know you said you wanted to get out of here fast, but this is a bit much! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1846 | You give a new meaning to Blonde Bombshell. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1847 | You won't be immortal, but you'll make an impression. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1848 | How 'bout a drink after you're through with work -- just tell me we where you land. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1849 | Can I call you later? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1850 | I’m sorry, but only vaccinated people can be here. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1851 | I know you'll give it your best shot. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1852 | Of course we are addressing climate change Greta. I thought you gave up flying? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1853 | Sorry our blind date didn’t work out .. but I didn’t think it was this bad !!! | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1854 | Ahhhh.. so this is the bombshell everyone is talking about. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1855 | Pretty bold--describing your work as canon! | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1856 | Not a terrible way to launch a career in event promotion, but you need a better angle. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1857 | I know my mother can be difficult dear, but isn’t this a bit excessive? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1858 | So do you do Bar Mitzvahs as well or...? | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1859 | New take on pop art, right? | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1860 | Did you know you are not aimed at the window? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1861 | Honey you might want duck in few seconds | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1862 | And for an encore? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1863 | You are certain to make a big splash! | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1864 | Congratulations, Susan! You said the new position was a long shot. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1865 | What a coincidence, I love to ram! | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1866 | Love your impersonation of Dyan Cannon. Now do Jill St. John. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
1867 | Art for art's sake | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
1868 | I was told you’d be popping out of a cake | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1869 | What, no cake? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1870 | Be careful, nobody at this party is wearing a mask. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1871 | It was a dynamite party, Dana; be sure to call me after you breach your house! | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1872 | So you're Pachelbel's canon? What makes you so popular? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1873 | So, do you launch from here often? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1874 | Someone’s always getting loaded at these things. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1875 | Why do you want to leave so fast. So what if she’s wearing the same dress! | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1876 | Hey, we’ve all had career setbacks. But I’m sure you’ll land on your feet. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1877 | At exactly what point does sculpture turn into performance art? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1878 | Have you been enjoying the party so far?" | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1879 | Me? I practice canon law, so we have something in common already! | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1880 | Well Alice. Looks like I will get my birthday wish. | 1.2393 | 0.05100 | 117 | 96 | 14 | 7 |
1881 | Yeah, sometimes I'm a beer and shot guy too. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1882 | And what would you like a shot of?? | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1883 | So I take it you're not interested in double-glazing insurance. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1884 | So, what's Wabash like? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1885 | Please, honey, get back in there. I’ve already lit the fuse! | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
1886 | But can you play it in D major? | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1887 | You know, we rarely see someone of your caliber at these things. | 1.2389 | 0.05660 | 113 | 96 | 7 | 10 |
1888 | 'Oh, you're heading out so soon!" | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1889 | So nice to see you pointed in the right direction! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1890 | That's one way to break the glass ceiling! | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1891 | You're about to light up the room. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1892 | I normally don't bring out the heavy artillery until the second date. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1893 | I'll let you know where I land. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1894 | They ran out of lobster tourtières. Is there room for two in there? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1895 | I thought I was lit. | 1.2381 | 0.05665 | 105 | 88 | 9 | 8 |
1896 | ...and when you land, snap a quick selfie in front of the Mona Lisa. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1897 | Believe me; our neighbor's party has better hor-d'ouvres. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1898 | I meant a shot of whisky. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1899 | Am I correct in assuming that you are the birthday girl? | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1900 | There I go shooting my mouth off again. May I offer you a light? | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1901 | Ae you able to have a drink before blast off? | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1902 | How about we elope and Honeymoon down the Niagara Falls | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1903 | I get your canon! | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1904 | My longterm fetish has always been mermaids, and yet... | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1905 | Don't worry, it's a family tradition. You'll be fine. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1906 | Wait, I haven't finished telling you about my dream! | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1907 | I said Bannon. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1908 | In a less woke era, it would have been a cake. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1909 | So what they say is true; you always go out with a bang. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1910 | Can I ride shotgun in that thing? | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1911 | ...yeah well I rode a unicycle one time....that was crazy ! | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1912 | …and I got off the fairway with a Callaway 5 but then was looking at a 15 yard putt for birdie. I was going to use my Taylor Spider putter but - hey - what are you doing? | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1913 | A new out of this world Tesla? | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1914 | They'd show more interest if you worked without a net. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1915 | The only sure way to travel without a Covid travel pass | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1916 | Well, don't you look all fired up! | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1917 | So you came here straight from work too? | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1918 | True, you will beat the traffic. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1919 | I was hoping to tell you more about crypto. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1920 | My trick is to say I’m going for canapés, but touché. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1921 | I guess it’s kind of the opposite of ‘ going commando,” isn’t it? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1922 | In good news, it’s not as messy as a cake. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1923 | Be careful. It’s a circus out there. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1924 | I’m not really comfortable yelling, “Fire!” | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1925 | My best shot! | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1926 | Yes, you ARE totally loaded. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1927 | This has to be one of the top three strangest gender reveals I've been to | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1928 | So, what are you wearing under that cannon? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1929 | I suppose we pride ourselves on not being easily impressed. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1930 | Honey, you could have just stayed home | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1931 | Where’s my manners … I should have called you an Uber. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1932 | Hey. If it worked for Pachabel, it’ll work for you. | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
1933 | Ubering home got too expensive | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1934 | I’m glad you volunteered to launch our new program. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1935 | I usually just shoot my mouth off. | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
1936 | Leave here often? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1937 | I have to say this bargain-priced trip into space is not a good idea. | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
1938 | I'm getting outta here. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1939 | Can I aim you at the window? | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1940 | Nice knowing you, boom boom. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1941 | Hi, my name is Fred. Did anyone ever tell you, you're a real bomb ? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1942 | Are you drinking highballs again? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1943 | No, I really don't know why that one wheel is so much larger than the other, even accounting for perspective. Don't worry about it. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1944 | I’m usually not this forward, but it really seems like now or never. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1945 | "Love your cannon. What kind of work do you do?" | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1946 | Just because you’d prefer to do this than ever see me again doesn’t mean you should . . . | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1947 | Yes, I'm sure this is how Katherine Hepburn got her start. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1948 | Now remember, glide left after Columbus circle but don't forget to bring back two chardonnay, three cabernets, and a pinot | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1949 | I've never really liked performance art, but I think you'll make a big splash with this piece. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1950 | Sure it’s extreme, but the millennials need an excitement infusion | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1951 | You sure know how to make an exit! | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
1952 | Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1953 | It’s fine. I think we’re all having trouble leaving work at the office. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1954 | Hurry home. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1955 | This could be your last shot. Don’t throw it away. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1956 | Oh, so I take it you don't want me to walk you home? | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1957 | I assume the circus is in town? | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1958 | What did I do to make you leave me? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1959 | Do you validate? | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1960 | The bathroom is actually down the hall. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1961 | Trying to beat the cross town traffic? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1962 | Surely there is a better way to achieve upward mobility. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1963 | Honey, I think you’re overreacting. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1964 | Wanna shoot on over to my place? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1965 | Susan, we already know you're the right caliber | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1966 | That’s not the Big Bang Theory I wanted to discuss with you! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1967 | When I was a human cannonball, we had to haul our own cannons to work every day, even in snow | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1968 | And then, when I was three-and-a-half, we moved, and I remember my Teddy went missing, dear Teddy-Teddy-Teddy! So I cried-cried-cried for Teddy-Teddy-Teddy...hey, I've never met a girl so interested in me-me-me, do you have to leave so soon? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1969 | See, isn’t this a lot more fun than breaking out of a giant cake? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1970 | Before you run, could I get your number? | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
1971 | I agree. Jumping out of a cake is so sexist. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1972 | I realize that Ubers are expensive nowadays, but this seems a bit extreme. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1973 | Are you sure you wouldn't prefer we call a taxi for you? | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1974 | Last chance, Ms. Cheney. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1975 | Is uber really that unsafe? | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1976 | I cannon do this | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1977 | Why so defensive? | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1978 | Are they firing you? | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1979 | I could drive you home. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1980 | Well maybe not to the moon, Alice, but... | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1981 | Just wow! The only party trick my last girlfriend could perform was with projectile pingpong balls. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1982 | How do you feel about public proposals? | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1983 | We are just waiting for the perfect launch window darling. | 1.2340 | 0.05941 | 94 | 79 | 8 | 7 |
1984 | What if they still ignore you? | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1985 | Is this a new form of ghosting? | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1986 | Hmm...If this guy doesn't shut up soon I'll have to go with plan B. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1987 | Hey, where are you going? I'm almost done explaining NFTs. | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
1988 | I never know what to wear to a suicide bombing. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1989 | I'd love to see you when you get back. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1990 | It's the 1812 Overture with a twist. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1991 | Are you performance art? Or is this the ride home promised by the host? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1992 | If you want, I can read you some of my poetry" | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
1993 | Oh, and I think I left the oven on. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1994 | Yes honey, I’m sure you won’t hit the Ficus | 1.2333 | 0.06130 | 90 | 76 | 7 | 7 |
1995 | I've aimed you at the pharmacy across the street. Get vaxxed and hurry back. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1996 | I'm not sure this party is going to be the blow out you were hoping for. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1997 | Primed to break the glass ceiling, I see. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1998 | You said you wanted an exit strategy. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
1999 | Wow! They've added a woman to the cannon! | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2000 | I hate making small talk at these things too! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2001 | But, honey, the boom times are over. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2002 | May I offer you a mid-flight peanut? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2003 | We're giving you our highest caliber launch. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
2004 | And if you land in Trump's backyard, tell him to kiss my ass. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2005 | There are other ways to 'break through the glass ceiling' my dear. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2006 | Cannon or Qanon? What theory are trying to prove? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2007 | And That is how it came to be known as the Cannon Office Building. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2008 | Well, at least this time they opened the window. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2009 | Thought I’d say hi, since you clearly enjoy a large bore | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2010 | Must you shoot off? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2011 | Congratulations! I see that your career path really is an upward trajectory! | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2012 | It's a twofer -- no overstayers for us, no designated Ubers for guests! | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2013 | Have you thought about an extended warranty on your cannon? | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2014 | Quicker than an Uber. Trust me. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2015 | No more tequila shots,okay. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2016 | Now that's an interesting way to get bombed out of your mind. | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2017 | If it's any consolation, last week I was asked to leave early, too." | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2018 | Don't sweat blowing out the candles, just make sure you overshoot the cake. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2019 | Another shot? You're already lit! | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2020 | The cannon is a nice touch. Most performance artists just shove something up their backsides and take pictures. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2021 | Nice exhibit, honey. You said there's a performance aspect? | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2022 | You would not believe how much work it was to disable the smoke alarm. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2023 | I have to leave in a hurry. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2024 | Just keep your head down until you clear the window. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
2025 | Actually, it's suborbital. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2026 | The party is a blast isn’t it | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2027 | How shall I offset your carbon footprint? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2028 | Alright, I lit the fuse -- NOW would you like to hear about my financial services startup? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2029 | So, do you expect to be here long? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2030 | Oh Helen, Naked hide and seek was last week's party.. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2031 | It’s not the carbon emissions I’m worried about. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2032 | That’s not what I meant when I said we should challenge the canon. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2033 | Honey don’t you think you’re Quaker Oats obsession has gone far enough? | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2034 | I’ve guess we’ve reached that point when we discuss payment for your work. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2035 | I know parties stink, but we could have left through the door. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2036 | See, this is much easier than divorce! | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2037 | Va-va-boom! | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2038 | I'm battling social anxiety. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2039 | I’m dying to make a quick exit too. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2040 | I'm getting a blow job. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2041 | I see you're planning to make a quick exit later? | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2042 | Have a blast! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2043 | I told you it was a foolish career choice. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2044 | WOW! It fits you perfectly. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2045 | That reminds me of a story about golf. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2046 | Are you sure you have the proper caliber for this job? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2047 | May I diffuse the situation? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2048 | You headed for the Hamptons? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2049 | If this doesn’t get ya through the glass ceiling, I don’t know what will, Sweetie. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2050 | Well, I'm glad to see that Space X has made their prices so much more affordable! | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2051 | It's a living. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2052 | Sometimes you have to set a time limit on small talk. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2053 | You’re taking speed dating to new heights. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2054 | Late for work? I've been there. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2055 | Do you enjoy working from home? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2056 | You realize, don't you, that your device is defying gravity? | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2057 | New job, huh? I hope you land on your feet. | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2058 | I heard they had to mix the flour with cast iron. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2059 | So you're the blond bombshell I've been hearing about. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2060 | Are you looking forward to becoming carbon neutral? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2061 | Canon with one n. | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
2062 | A party is only as good as its content creators. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2063 | Wow, that story really blew my socks off. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2064 | Getting shot out of a cannon was a man’s job. Today women can do anything | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2065 | Honey, that's not what I meant when I said we'll have a blast at the party! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2066 | Shall I aim it toward the window for you? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2067 | Really putting yourself out there, I admire your commitment. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2068 | It had to be a shotgun wedding | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2069 | The word around here is that you’re the big shot who’s really taken off! | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2070 | Could you point me toward Maui | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2071 | Friends don't let friends fly drunk. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2072 | Crazy how warm this November's been, right? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2073 | I hope you get a nice meal on your flight. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2074 | The scuttlebutt is that you are a real bombshell. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2075 | Read the fine print-It’s part of our prenup | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2076 | Last chance to show me your invitation. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2077 | A lot sexier than jumping out of a cake! | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2078 | ...that may be, Sheryl, but I still think there are aspects of the Second Amendment that your gender simply fails to understand. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2079 | So I take it the elevator is still out. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2080 | If this doesn’t get that mosquito nothing will! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2081 | While you're out, could you get us some more chardonnay? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2082 | You’re so calm; it’s hard to picture you going ballistic. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2083 | I know….. it’s great party! I can see you’re having a blast. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2084 | What's a high caliber lady like you doing in a place like this? | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2085 | I use to be a diver too! | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2086 | You'll do anything for attention. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2087 | I was hoping to meet someone of your caliber. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2088 | Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
2089 | It really does look so realistic. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2090 | But enough about my school days. Did I mention that I breed goldfish? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2091 | It's a lot more fun than the grandfather clock was. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2092 | On second thought, I'm not really in the mood for shots. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2093 | You graduated from Yale, and this is the best you can do? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2094 | I'm having a good time, I wouldn't say this party is a blast | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2095 | I've never seen anyone make the Napoleonic good-bye. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2096 | I said I thought your work should be in the canon. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2097 | I've never met anyone of your caliber before. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2098 | So, 'bout ready to call it a night? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2099 | I was always under the assumption it was a metaphor. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2100 | "If ever there's a right time to say 'Okay Boomer', it's now!" | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2101 | It's a pleasure to meet a woman of such high caliber. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2102 | Keep the lighter | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2103 | Zelda, it's a party--for a couple hours can't you forget about your job with the circus? | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2104 | I told you it was a launch party. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2105 | When he asked me to bring my canon, I had no idea he was talking about my camera. | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
2106 | I didn't realize there would be so many big shots here tonight. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
2107 | No need to go ballistic honey, it's just a glass of wine. | 1.2288 | 0.05022 | 118 | 98 | 13 | 7 |
2108 | You’ve been staying in too much ? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2109 | Well you’ve finally got my attention!!!! | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2110 | what a blast to know you | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2111 | I wanted to get to know you, but I see you're leaving shortly. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2112 | The cannon in D was always my favorite. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2113 | Escaping the city is so 2020. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2114 | Usually, I pop out of a cake. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2115 | Now why did I think you lived in New Canaan? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2116 | Oh, geez. Was it something I said? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2117 | You know I hate when you drink too much at these parties. You become a real loose cannon. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2118 | This is my biggest mistake ordering on Amazon. Thought it was a miniature to put on my desk at the office. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2119 | And what do you do? | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2120 | Congrats on giving up drinking. You’re now going to be rocketed into the fourth dimension. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2121 | This is my first party with Irish wines and French goodbyes. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2122 | Quick -- give me your number. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2123 | Yes, I turned off the smoke alarm | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2124 | Sorry you’re in such a hurry. Maybe next time? | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2125 | ...Of course, by the time I got to hole 11, I was in for a real treat because the weather was starting to clear up, anyway like I was saying... | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2126 | Give it another five minutes, Maudie the Frobishers haven't come yet. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2127 | So is this along the lines of what you kids call a 'side hustle'? | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2128 | Wow, you really are planning to hurl yourself at that guy. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2129 | If you make it to the bar, grab me another drink. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2130 | Denise, I know I called you an attention whore, but isn’t this a bit over he top? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2131 | You know, they say it's not the height, it's the timidity. | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
2132 | Rumor has it, you're a loose cannon. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2133 | If you don’t want to be taken home this way, then start bringing a designated driver. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2134 | How'd you like to go to my place and I'll show you my cannon.? | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2135 | You're a good fit. Guess I am next. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2136 | I respect your enthusiasm for Second Amendment rights. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2137 | They're really not a mean group, they just don't like your politics. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | Thanks, but I'd prefer to walk. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2139 | You have to beat WHAT traffic? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2140 | Do you have any clothes on in there? Because you'll be coming out real soon. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2141 | On your way back could you stop somewhere and pick up some more crackers? | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
2142 | This will be good fodder for conversation. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2143 | You’re not really my caliber. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2144 | It actually belonged to Tchaikovsky. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2145 | I'll see you again on your way out. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2146 | I dont think this is a good idea for a going away party. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2147 | And don't forget the ice! | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2148 | I'm sorry you're bored, but could you just leave quietly. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
2149 | You are going to miss my multi-level marketing presentation. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2150 | I had a nice time. Can I call you? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2151 | I’ve been looking for a woman of your caliber for my entire life | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2152 | Excuse me miss, I think your ass is on fire | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2153 | Wow, I thought they just misspelled Pachelbel, etc... | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2154 | What a loose cannon you are, Jane! | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2155 | Shiela told me you might be a loose cannon, but I wasn’t expecting this. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2156 | I want to know where you are when you get there! | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
2157 | Nice addition to your gun collection | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2158 | Normally I just do an Irish goodbye. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2159 | It's a lot safer than this building's elevator. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2160 | Alec Baldwin assures that you are safe. | 1.2262 | 0.06189 | 84 | 71 | 7 | 6 |
2161 | Wouldn’t it be easier just to wear your mask? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2162 | You'll be a smash, darling... | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2163 | C'mon, it's a party, leave your work at the office. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2164 | Next stop, the swimming pool! | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2165 | When you get back, could you round me up another martini—shaken, not stirred? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2166 | I've never chatted with a human cannonball, best of luck to you. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2167 | Your trip should be a blast. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2168 | Casting your vision for the new year? | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2169 | "And to get back use the elephant and teeter-totter." | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2170 | I think you've made your point, Marilyn. No need to dramatize it. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2171 | Why yes, my name is Fodder. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2172 | Was the person who lit the fuse supposed to leave the room? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2173 | I like what you’ve done with your hair. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2174 | A flight of shots, coming up! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2175 | Perhaps someday you will be remembered for your role in blowing up the current artistic canon. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2176 | I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you seem a little tense. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2177 | Instead of an entrance, you'll make an exit? | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2178 | What time are you off? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2179 | Claire, I'm sorry. If you can't remember to chill the Sauvignon Blanc, you leave me no choice. You're fired. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2180 | I'd say I'm a man of your caliber. | 1.2255 | 0.05557 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2181 | Okay,okay! I’m listening now. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2182 | Give me your number and I'll aim you toward the open window. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2183 | Don’t you think there are better ways to get high? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2184 | I don't usually meet many high caliber women. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2185 | I think these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
2186 | I must say this isn't quite what I expected when I ordered a tequila shooter!" | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2187 | Looks like someone can't leave fast enough. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2188 | Is it enough fire power to get you through the glass ceiling? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2189 | So, you ran away with the circus,...Then what happened? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2190 | But can I call you later? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2191 | It's steampunk Space X. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2192 | So how long are you visiting? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2193 | Glad to see another shot being taken at the dead old white guys canon. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2194 | Your farewell party is ending with quite a blast! | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2195 | would you like to split an Uber instead? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2196 | Perhaps I misled you when I said you'd have a blast at this party. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2197 | You sure? No problem giving you a ride home. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2198 | I think you would find that forensic accounting is also very exciting. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2199 | Our office decided to eliminate Zooming, but you're helping me to re-think it. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2200 | You’re lit! | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2201 | I'm gonna light your fire! | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2202 | Hey, you wanna get outta here? | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2203 | Now this is what I call a real send off! Bon voyage! | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2204 | It was a free gift from Trump Republicans | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2205 | So, is this your coming out "reveal" party? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2206 | Trying to one up Bezos and Musk are we? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2207 | Well this is a real blast from the past, isn’t it? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2208 | I see you have the hasty part of the exit planned. Maybe you should work on the discrete part? | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2209 | Your ex told me that you're easily triggered. | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2210 | Come the revolution… | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2211 | Am I correct in assuming that mouth stuff is still on the table? | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2212 | May the wind be forever at your back… | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2213 | Now that you mention it, I suppose we are a tough crowd. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2214 | It’s a shame you have to leave so early! The clown car is supposed to arrive any minute and I thought I just heard an elephant in the foyer. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2215 | Do you prefer this to jumping out of a cake? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
2216 | I've never seen this method of avoiding small talk, but am I that insufferable? | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2217 | You boomers are so interesting! | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2218 | ...and another thing about cannons... | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2219 | Don't worry. The wheels aren't braced. When the cannon fires it will roll backwards, and you will just flop out on your face. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2220 | That's quite the costume but Halloween was three weeks ago. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2221 | I hate small talk at parties, you say the wrong thing and BOOM! . | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2222 | Leaving so soon Ms. Adderley? | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2223 | We are trying to represent what social anxiety feels like. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
2224 | Honey, I think you might've misunderstood when I said 'end things with a bang' | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2225 | Well, around here I'm regarded as a big shot myself. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2226 | Well, it was nice knowing you. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2227 | Sure thing, I'll grab the mattress and meet you on 3rd. Avenue. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2228 | Are you sure you don’t want me to aim it a bit lower and to the left? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2229 | Uber booted you off the app too? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2230 | I'm starting to feel a spark between us | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2231 | Say, before you go, can I get your number? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2232 | On my signal, stick your head out and yell, 'Boom'! | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2233 | I’ve got less than three minutes till my next date… | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
2234 | I’m sorry you have to leave so early. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2235 | And I suppose this means you're unfriending me. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2236 | No, I'm good with wine. Promise I'll do shots with you next time. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2237 | I think we're all going to get a bang out of your going away party. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2238 | You’ll know when the party is over. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2239 | Why can't you leave by the door like everyone else? | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2240 | I don't have any legs. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2241 | Honey, while you’re out, can you pick up more wine? | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2242 | Oh, I thought you wanted to bring yout camera. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2243 | I was told to bring a housewarming gift… | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2244 | Do I have a shot? | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
2245 | And bring back some of those crab cakes. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2246 | I have to say, this is performance art at its most exciting. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2247 | Get home safe." | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2248 | This stunt is going to bomb. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2249 | A high caliber girl like you deserves a big shot like me. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2250 | Blow me away. Please. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2251 | Now I know what you meant about going out with a bang tonight. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2252 | So, you're 21 then? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2253 | That sure is an innovative way to get around COVID-19 travel and security restrictions! Safe travels! | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2254 | I know you must go, my love. Will you be firing back late? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2255 | So you're a fan of the Western canon? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2256 | So, it’s kind of like Uber or Lyft? | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2257 | Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to fire me? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2258 | I couldn't help but notice that the length of fuse you chose is just enough for you to give me your number. | 1.2222 | 0.04648 | 81 | 63 | 18 | 0 |
2259 | I'm surprised you agreed to such a big send off. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2260 | So anyway, it's called a Non-Fungible Token... | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2261 | On average how much does this cut your commute time to work? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2262 | I never dated a female human cannonball | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2263 | Are you sure I can't call you a cab? | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2264 | Instagram moment? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2265 | It was my fodder’s. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2266 | When Julie described your personality as ‘explosive,’ I didn’t quite picture this! | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2267 | Best bon voyage party ever! | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2268 | You're my first experience with self depricating performance art. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2269 | Wouldn’t you prefer to work with a blank canvas? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2270 | Sorry you have to leave so soon. Be safe! | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2271 | My car is just outside. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2272 | And that is why you have to go all in on crypto | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2273 | The pandemic clearly didn't help with your social anxiety. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2274 | Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2275 | Let’s blow this party. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2276 | That’ll make a splash at the holiday party. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2277 | Thanks for inviting me to your bon voyage party. | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
2278 | This will be my only work of art when I hit the wall. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2279 | Any chance you could drop me at 63rd and York? | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2280 | yeah, but you'll only go 70% as far as me | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2281 | I love your title, "A Farewell to Arms" | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
2282 | Leaving early has always posed some risk." | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
2283 | Look, my company has a life insurance policy with an annual premium you really can afford. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2284 | It's called the "circus goodbye"? | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2285 | Actually, the thing my research has proven wrong about cannons is... | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2286 | Well - I guess this is really goodbye... | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2287 | I'm something of an expert on cannons in case you need any pointers. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2288 | Congratulations on becoming part of the canon. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2289 | It came with 24/7 monitoring, indoor/outdoor cameras, and I can activate the panic canon remotely on my phone. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2290 | You’re sure you wouldn’t just like me to call you an Uber? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2291 | Make this fast. I gotta go soon. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2292 | If you are not doing anything later let’s go out- it will be a blast! | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2293 | What strangers think when French people say "oh my god cette fille est canon" | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2294 | I said try the canapés, not the canon | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2295 | Swipe right for a match. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2296 | We hope you have a blast in circus school, honey. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2297 | I heard that this party was going to be a blast! | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
2298 | We met briefly at Oxford. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2299 | Can I take you to dinner after the shoot? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2300 | My wife says, you have trouble deciding what to wear. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2301 | I used to take the train but now the commute is a real blast. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2302 | Having a blast? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2303 | Helmet? Do I look like Ralph Nader to you? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2304 | So I think this date is going pretty well. How about you? | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2305 | yes, but when I asked if you’d like to get out of here I had something entirely different … | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2306 | That drink will just blow your mind. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2307 | We thought this would be more dramatic than you popping out of a cake. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2308 | I told you there would be a flight involved in your birthday surprise. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2309 | Before you rush off, can I get your number? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2310 | And that's my whole story. I hope I haven't gone on too long... | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2311 | I guess it happens to everyone. Even a person of your caliber. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2312 | I guess you’ve already found your perfect match. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2313 | Wouldn't it be easier to take a taxi? | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2314 | Tell me the truth - do I have a shot with you? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2315 | Have a sip of wine and relax. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2316 | No mask I understand - but perhaps a helmet? | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2317 | Its simple Go straight for two blocks, then right for a block, and you'll see the subway stop on your left. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2318 | If you aren't blown to bits, can I buy you a drink? | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2319 | Is this a threat or a promise?" | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2320 | I didn't literally mean "I love you to the moon and back". | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2321 | Well, I can think of other ways of protesting the glass ceiling | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2322 | I relate. I'm always drawn to loose cannons. | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2323 | I'm sorry, but since you are not really a "guest," you will need to wear a mask. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2324 | I agree ... they should have more bathrooms. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2325 | I'm launching an app soon, too. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2326 | No, Lizzie, this is not what they meant by the Big Bang. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2327 | They're gonna know. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2328 | See you next weekend, honey. Tell your mother she can shoot you over any time after 5:00. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2329 | I heard you're selling your car. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2330 | Can I buy you a shot? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2331 | I thought this was a little more tasteful than the Irish Exit | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2332 | I’ve always gotten a big bang out of you | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
2333 | Say “Hello” to your Mother! | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2334 | Would you like to hear my thoughts on critical race theory? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2335 | Aim for the window. | 1.2195 | 0.04599 | 82 | 64 | 18 | 0 |
2336 | I don't think I want to do shots anymore, sorry. | 1.2195 | 0.04599 | 82 | 64 | 18 | 0 |
2337 | It looks good on you! | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2338 | Havewemetyetimcarlyourapartmentislovelyiwishicouldfindsomethinginthisneighborhoodwouldyouliketogooutsometime | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2339 | Okay, I promise I won't complain about your Irish exits ever again. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2340 | Is this your first attempt at performance art? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2341 | I’m having a blast here. How’re you doing? | 1.2190 | 0.05410 | 105 | 89 | 9 | 7 |
2342 | I imagine you'll only want that one shot | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2343 | I get what you mean. My life is a circus too. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2344 | Am I the only one who thought this was going to be a shotgun wedding? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2345 | So, I guess I will meet you there. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2346 | Are you one of these fast women I was told I could meet at this party? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2347 | You are definitely a blonde bombshell. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2348 | I knew heaven sent you but I didn't realize it was a round trip. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2349 | Look, I get that it was a lame pick up line, but doesn't this seem just a little overly dramatic? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2350 | Uber was too expensive so this will have to do. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2351 | Your dress is a blast from the past | 1.2188 | 0.04241 | 96 | 75 | 21 | 0 |
2352 | This the first canonization party I've been to. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2353 | I started with a vermouth. What would you like for your first shot? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2354 | I see you've moved on from gun culture. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2355 | So this is what it's like living with IBS. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2356 | So it is true: they just can't keep you down! | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2357 | A little nightcap before you lift off? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2358 | Failure to launch my ass. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2359 | So, I guess I’ll see you all around. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2360 | Please try to miss the canapés and the drinks table. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2361 | I’ve decided this is the new swiping. You have 10 seconds to impress me. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2362 | Did Alec Baldwin put you up to this? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2363 | Ought I begin to suspect that my drawing the short lot was not intended as an equitable way to winnow down qualified female candidates for your one open executive position, but rather, for the purpose of filling your ‘party entertainer’ vacancy? | 1.2184 | 0.05991 | 87 | 74 | 7 | 6 |
2364 | Enough with the Irish goodbyes - from now on, I'm going out with a bang! | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2365 | I take it you’re new to absquatulation. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2366 | Are you, by any chance, a loose cannon? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2367 | I think we're moving a bit fast | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2368 | 10... 9... 8... they're having some trouble setting up the net so just sit tight for a moment. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2369 | You will enjoy this. The KA-BOOM is the best part. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2370 | Didn't I see you jump out of a cake on Maple Avenue a couple of weeks ago? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2371 | I forgot the cake. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2372 | Hopefully the net outage is resolved by the time you get home. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2373 | Unvaccinated, eh. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2374 | Looks like you're taking off! | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2375 | how much gunpowder will it take to get you to brooklyn? | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2376 | Make it quick. We're running out of Kraken. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2377 | Hey, um, if you land anywhere near 78th, can you pick up a couple of lattes and a dozen or so Babka? | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2378 | On this flight, you don't have to wear a mask. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2379 | One last drink before the Big Bang? | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2380 | Well, actually, firing yourself out of the window to avoid my mansplaining is a perfect example of why feminism is doomed. | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2381 | What you're misunderstanding about feminism is... | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2382 | If you reach your destination, don’t forget to leave a 5-star review. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2383 | I'm sorry things didn't work out between us. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2384 | May I have a turn after you? My son is a furry, my wife doesn’t fuck me & being mush on a wall sounds better than spending another minute in this miserable existence. I hate my life. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2385 | You're leaving so soon? | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2386 | There once was a gal from New York Whose head much resembled a cork. No cannon was safe From the bang-loving waif Till the splattersome day of "Oh, fork!!!" | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2387 | Not bad conversation fodder. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2388 | You opened the window, right? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2389 | You’d be surprised how many buildings are not handicannon accessible. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2390 | Bob said you were a real firecracker. | 1.2174 | 0.04324 | 92 | 72 | 20 | 0 |
2391 | Well aren't you the bomb | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2392 | You're off to college, Alison? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2393 | Hey, at least it beats flying coach. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2394 | Why not just walk out the door? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2395 | well it sure adds focus to speed dating | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2396 | Thanks for agreeing to help me get this party started... | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2397 | I get you; I've been called a bit of a loose cannon myself. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2398 | Care for a Cannon Blast Shot? | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2399 | You're being ejected from the Republican party. Care to reconsider your last vote? | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2400 | Darling, before I shoot off, did you turn off the oven? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2401 | Well, it was really nice knowing you. | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
2402 | yes if you were born between 1946 and 1964 you are a boomer | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2403 | Got tired of posing nude for art students? | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2404 | Looks like you want to get out of here. I know a little restaurant. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2405 | Well, to make a long story short ... | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
2406 | I can tell that with your obvious motivation you will rise to new heights! | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
2407 | We've only forgotten to open the window twice, but the result was the same. | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2408 | Jessica it's lovely to see you, but do you have to go so quickly ' | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2409 | Can I offer you a Harvey Wallbanger? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2410 | Must you really go? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2411 | I will never understand women's fashion... | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2412 | This party is more lit than expected, don't you think? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2413 | During the pandemic, I also memorized Kissinger's second speech on China given that same month in '72. Would you like to hear that one, too? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2414 | When they described you as a bomb shell,I was initially doubtful. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2415 | Remember, it's the flight, not the target. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2416 | Granted, college isn’t for everyone. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2417 | Excuse me, but are you the Big Shot at this party? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2418 | I rarely meet a woman of your caliber. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2419 | I'm in a bit of a jam here, help me out? | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2420 | When you said buying this would put you ‘over the moon,’ I thought you were speaking figuratively. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2421 | When I said you were going to be fired, I think you really misunderstood. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2422 | I wasn't finished telling you about my college acapella days! | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2423 | I'm so proud you found a way to break the glass ceiling! | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
2424 | And your return ticket has been upgraded to first class. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2425 | Camille tells me you’re some sort of big shot. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2426 | And I had you pegged as the French exit type.' | 1.2159 | 0.04411 | 88 | 69 | 19 | 0 |
2427 | Ok, you literally had nothing to wear. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2428 | A can do person like you will go far! | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2429 | I couldn’t afford what Bezos charges but I was assure this is almost as good. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2430 | Just keep your shoulders curled in and you should be fine. The window seems wide enough. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2431 | The subway service isn't that bad. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2432 | I've always wanted a fodder figure. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2433 | I'll rate your splash." | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2434 | I dare say, you're a real firecracker! | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2435 | Hey, honey, you remember how you asked me to let you know when a moment might arise when you maybe seem to be trying too hard to get attention? | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2436 | I had heard that militarism is big in Tribeca. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2437 | Welcome! Let’s drink to the Second Amendment! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2438 | Can I swipe right? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2439 | You'll break the glass ceilling. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2440 | I envy your generation. In my day, we had catapults! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2441 | So, how does it feel to get blown off, Karen? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2442 | Let me guess, your drink of choice is a French 75? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2443 | Trust me, it's quicker than the elevator. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2444 | Did I tell you about my Separation Anxiety Disorder? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2445 | Hey, kick-ass launch party Jenni! | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2446 | So, how long have you had this gig? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2447 | You wanted to be a big shot | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2448 | I feel sparks flying already. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2449 | Ah! Chianti, excellent choice! | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2450 | I still think it would be much simpler if you just got yourself an EZ-Pass. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2451 | Take a left at Houston. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2452 | Brenda, did you actually read the Office Party memo? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2453 | What a coincidence. I also asked for a shot. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2454 | As You Can Imagine, I Was Blown Away... | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2455 | Which shot would you prefer, Scotch or gunpowder? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2456 | This is what happens when we get lit. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2457 | I couldn't find a bear for your dramatic exit, but thought this would do instead? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2458 | Pour it where? Do you realize how expensive this wine is? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2459 | Do you feel a spark? | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2460 | It’s a small world - I once downloaded a fact sheet about lion taming! | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2461 | Oh! So you mean this isn't the bachelor party? | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2462 | It is one hell of a ride if I don't miss the window! | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2463 | Are you staging a production of the 1812 Overture? | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2464 | It was my wife’s idea. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2465 | I used to do shooters too but they gave me terrible headaches. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2466 | Wouldn't it be easier to call a cab? | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2467 | Just gotta ask ... Is your name Dyan? | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2468 | So, you're a walk-on in 'Tick,Tick...Boom!'?" | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2469 | Well, OK if I give you my number? | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2470 | I said get a shot with your Canon not in a canon. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2471 | You can’t leave your own engagement party like this | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2472 | This way,you go out with a bang. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2473 | I wonder... are You naked there? | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2474 | You look too young to be a baby boomer. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2475 | Would you like me to get you a drink now or when you get back? | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2476 | Ah, performance art has really taken a step forward hasn't it? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2477 | Easy divorce, no lawyers, no papers, no headaches | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2478 | I could just drive you there. | 1.2143 | 0.03895 | 112 | 88 | 24 | 0 |
2479 | Actually I just asked for a cannonball cocktail | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2480 | I think you’re really going to go far! | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2481 | I always tell my friends to "Aim high". | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2482 | Have I told you you're just the caliber I like? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2483 | Shots? | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2484 | Most of us are bored with your shenanigans | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2485 | Boy, this coming-out party just about adds another letter to LGBTA. | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2486 | Since you're going out anyway, could you bring back a bag of ice? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2487 | Art Canon, I presume? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2488 | Stirring or shaking? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2489 | It's good, but I can recite the alphabet backwards. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2490 | Onward! To Trafalgar! | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2491 | Is this the surprise for my birthday?? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2492 | They said you were a "pistol" but this is a nice surprise! | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2493 | The hosts are big Second Amendment people. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2494 | Yes, I agree. The snugger fit is an improvement. | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2495 | Oh, so this is your 1st attempt at speed dating too. I see you needed a little extra convincing. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2496 | Why do you always have to make a scene? | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2497 | Not to disappoint you, Shirley, but I don't think that's what the Church means by "canonize." | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2498 | And what will you do if you can't find a job at the circus. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2499 | OK, let's give it a shot!!! | 1.2130 | 0.04171 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
2500 | Take a shot…just guess what I’m thinking. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2501 | Trust me- it's just a prop. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2502 | Well, I could go on for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2503 | Let me tell you about the first time I was shot out of a cannon at a house party. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2504 | Don't think I've ever met a woman of your caliber. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2505 | Yes, you get the condo and the artwork, but this was in the prenup too. I’m | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2506 | Sure, I think you will be a hit... | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2507 | One more before you go" | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2508 | You have been a lot less volatile since you went on the Lexapro. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2509 | So, do you shoot out of a cannon here often? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2510 | So how about those Mets? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2511 | My name is James. And you were? | 1.2125 | 0.06338 | 80 | 69 | 5 | 6 |
2512 | Really making a bang with your entrance, Lydia | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2513 | This is my first time meeting an astronaut | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2514 | ‘But I haven’t even given you my take on defunding the police yet!’ | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2515 | Before you blast off, could I get you a Harvey Wallbanger? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2516 | I know that we've only just met but something tells me that you are really going places. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2517 | And what do you do outside of the metaverse? | 1.2125 | 0.06083 | 80 | 68 | 7 | 5 |
2518 | I hate launch parties,too. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2519 | Gotta hand it to ya, that takes balls. | 1.2124 | 0.05251 | 113 | 97 | 8 | 8 |
2520 | The more current choice for traveling is a Tesla! | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2521 | In my younger days I was a big shot, too. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2522 | This motherfucker… | 1.2121 | 0.04306 | 132 | 109 | 18 | 5 |
2523 | Sure, you beat the traffic home, but you miss out on the podcasts. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2524 | I was going to jump out of a cake, but I'm gluten intolerant | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2525 | I asked for Pachelbel’s Canon | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2526 | It's gonna be a blast! | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2527 | If we had a yard it would be yard art | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2528 | So all the giant cakes are stuck on container ships? | 1.2121 | 0.05424 | 99 | 84 | 9 | 6 |
2529 | Get me out of here ! | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2530 | Beats taking the metro. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2531 | I never knew you had such a short fuse. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2532 | I adore Tchaikovsky! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2533 | No, I didn't realize that saying 'this party's a blast' was culturally insensitive." | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
2534 | Do you get frequent flyer miles? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2535 | I know this is “who you are now,” but maybe being a cannonball isn’t the best lifestyle choice | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2536 | Can I get your phone number? | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2537 | Can I aim you at my place? | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2538 | Democratizing space travel *sounds* good. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2539 | Why do women keeping saying they’re not heard? | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2540 | You wanna shoot on over to my place later ? | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2541 | I warned you, Alice. Straight to the moon. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2542 | Is this what they mean by "having a blast" ? | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2543 | So, how does it feel being canonized so early in your career? | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2544 | I hear your career is taking off. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2545 | Obviously this is your first time so I'll explain how cannons actually work. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2546 | Trust me. It’s a sure-fire flatulence cure. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2547 | Most of us will leave with a whimper. | 1.2110 | 0.05226 | 109 | 93 | 9 | 7 |
2548 | I did tell you if you came it would be a blast! | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2549 | Look who we have here -a real, living sociopath, just like in the movies. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2550 | Great idea,this changing careers to move up and get ahead in the world. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2551 | Here's an idea. When you land, go to the nearest hairdresser. Someone will say "Good grief, you look like you were just shot out of a cannon," and then you say "Funny story..." | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2552 | I got it because of the 2nd Amendment but it’s really come in handy for the 3rd. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2553 | So far, your little get-together has been a blast. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2554 | Before you take off, let me light my cigar on your other end. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2555 | I’ve heard of the French exit and the Irish goodbye, but I’ve never seen someone do the Canadian cannonball. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2556 | So the temp agency said this gig would be a real blast huh? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2557 | I manufacture gunpowder. What do you do? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2558 | How long is your commute? | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2559 | I'm sorry, when you said can I have a light? I thought you meant the cannon, not your cigarette. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2560 | I'm a pretty nice guy, but be careful, sometimes I have a short fuse. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2561 | Hi! Haven't we met before? Was it in that cake at Bill's birthday party? | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2562 | When they said bring something fun, I thought along the lines of salad, but that works too. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2563 | You're right, this party is going to be a real blast! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2564 | ...anyway, enough about me. I hope I wasn't boring you. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2565 | What a disarming girl you are! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2566 | Are you sure you don’t want to use a helmet? | 1.2105 | 0.04032 | 114 | 91 | 22 | 1 |
2567 | I don't think this would be considered a French Exit | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2568 | We just think it's high time we had more women in the can(n)on. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2569 | I guess you weren't invited onto Jeff Bezos' spaceship. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2570 | There might be more subtle ways to leave the party early. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2571 | Well, it was a metaphor, but I really want to see how this ends up. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2572 | No problem. I'll probably be sneaking out myself right behind you. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2573 | You said you wanted one that would knock your socks off! | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2574 | Can I get your num….? | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
2575 | So what made you bring the act to the cocktail circuit, Ms. Knievel? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2576 | Suggest you duck. | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
2577 | be careful | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
2578 | Wouldn’t it be easier to jump out of a cake? | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
2579 | Late for your meeting again? | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2580 | No worries , they’re open late. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2581 | Now that you have grown up, do you still need your Buzz Lightyear action figure? | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2582 | Are you the Artist? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2583 | Hi..before you blast off I've got discounts on air or rental cars?! | 1.2095 | 0.05362 | 105 | 90 | 8 | 7 |
2584 | You’re the bomb, April! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2585 | Breaking into show business is tough , but at least you're giving it your best shot !! | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
2586 | So, you really prefer this one to hearing my views on Harold Bloom’s? | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2587 | I'm so sorry you have to shoot out of here so quickly | 1.2093 | 0.04412 | 86 | 68 | 18 | 0 |
2588 | Great launch party! | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2589 | I think it's very slimming on you. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2590 | Can I call you or should I just drop by? | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
2591 | But I’ve only just begun explaining my crypto investment strategies. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2592 | Before we got this, our kid was always late for school. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2593 | I know he is a Trumper, but he has a house at the beach. You might hit it off | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2594 | It’s the new treatment for airborne diseases. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2595 | I always get a big bang out of these parties | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2596 | You’ll be the life of the party in some sense, no matter how it turns out. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2597 | This isn't the signal for "ready to leave" that we agreed to. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2598 | I really enjoyed our conversation and would love to continue it. Do you know which hospital they are going to take you? " | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2599 | There's an easier way to get to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2600 | So your Dad was a lion tamer and you?" By Tom Sievers | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2601 | Are you Catholic? You seem so into canon. | 1.2091 | 0.04104 | 110 | 88 | 21 | 1 |
2602 | I hear it's like being shot out of a cannon. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2603 | A cake is a cliche-- this is stronger. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2604 | Soon, I promise. No one smokes anymore, so Jerry went nextdoor to get the matches. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2605 | It was nice to have met you,but I gotta' blow this joint. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2606 | Avoiding small talk again? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2607 | You'll go to any length to get out of these mandatory work mixers, I see. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2608 | Next time, don't critique the brie. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2609 | So, this is your first Civil War re-enactment? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2610 | A shot and a Bloody Mary for you? | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2611 | I told you, you'd be the life of the party... | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
2612 | Is this the literary canon? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2613 | I'm so g;ad they found a girl of your caliber. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2614 | Bye Bye BITCH | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2615 | Yes, I know you have an appointment, this will only take about 10 seconds | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2616 | Let’s blow this pop stand. | 1.2083 | 0.04082 | 120 | 97 | 21 | 2 |
2617 | Did you enjoy the wine tasting? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2618 | Yeah, they said this party would be a blast! | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2619 | New Years parties are a blast | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2620 | Catch a movie later? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2621 | So, you're going to experience five minutes of weightlessness and then land in Queens? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2622 | Shirley, pick up some ice while you’re out. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2623 | Is your favorite piece of music the Pachabbl Canon? | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2624 | Shirley always throws a great party. I'm having a blast! Bruce Nishimura, Seattle, WA. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2625 | It is a very dramatic way to lave a party. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2626 | My shots are also straight up. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2627 | Is this your entire canon of work? | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2628 | Was that you on Match.com last Saturday? You seemed to be in a hurry to meet | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2629 | Yes your luggage will be delivered to the same landing site | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2630 | It was a design element to not put in stairs. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2631 | Was our conversation that bad? | 1.2079 | 0.05324 | 101 | 86 | 9 | 6 |
2632 | I thought we'd share a cab. | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2633 | Maybe we could go out sometime. I have a bit of a reputation as a loose cannon. | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2634 | The fresh air will do you good. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2635 | Its a birthday party...my order was for someone to ‘pop out of a cake'! | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2636 | Shall we wait for Mr. Bond? | 1.2075 | 0.05143 | 106 | 90 | 10 | 6 |
2637 | This should clarify that nagging question about when it's time to leave. | 1.2075 | 0.05314 | 106 | 91 | 8 | 7 |
2638 | You never should have asked for a shot and a beer. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2639 | The landlord said he has no problem with having canonical pieces in the apartment | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2640 | Well, this does explain your arrival to the party in a clown car! | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2641 | Congratulations on your graduation. Call your mom and me when you get a job and a place to live. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2642 | Bob did mention you were about to be fired. | 1.2073 | 0.04504 | 82 | 65 | 17 | 0 |
2643 | It's the best bon voyage party ever. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2644 | so...what's your sign? | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2645 | Climbing into the cannon so soon? But I wasn't done telling you about my bunion removal. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2646 | I'm gluten free | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2647 | Mid-13th-century modern is really making a comeback | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
2648 | Fair enough, but how MUCH cheaper than an uber? | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2649 | Iron lung wheelchair? Great idea! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2650 | We have the Zephyr 5000 with the optional reading lamp. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2651 | Thanks for coming. You always leave quite an impression. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2652 | You can come out now. they've stopped talking about Facebook. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2653 | And I thought I was Loaded! | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2654 | I’ll try to get right to the punch line. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2655 | How about we blow this joint? | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2656 | Always nice to meet a fellow gun lover. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2657 | I just hate commuting across town at this time of the day. Will you be calling a cab ? | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
2658 | I hope I’m not cannonballizing your time! | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2659 | Sorry but my dating profile excludes anyone with a short fuse. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2660 | My wife is so creative. This is much more original than a cake. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2661 | well, at least, you be missing rush hour. | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
2662 | Yes, I know, I'd like to blow out of here too. | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2663 | Would you like me to point you out the window? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2664 | Bon Voyage! We are launching you to heaven! | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2665 | Don't forget to yell ' Geronimo !!! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2666 | I heard you like to bang... | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2667 | Always up for a dramatic entrance, aren't you! | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2668 | Did I tell you I'm in life insurance? | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2669 | Must you shoot off so soon? | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2670 | I told you not to bring up politics. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2671 | I’m concerned that you’re still not understanding the concept of the Internet | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2672 | I thought you were doing tequila shots! | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2673 | I really admire you for taking risks at work | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2674 | I'm Brad with the National Cannon Association. | 1.2065 | 0.04244 | 92 | 73 | 19 | 0 |
2675 | Bye,Felicia! | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2676 | You save $200,000 over Blue Origin. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2677 | I thought you were just going to tell them, "Thank you, and good night." | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2678 | I expect a shout heard around the world! | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2679 | Personally, I prefer making an Irish goodbye. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2680 | No! I ask you to bring me a HELMET! | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2681 | This job must really blow. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2682 | Jane, you're a piece of work in a piece of work. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2683 | ‘How bout those Yankees ?’ | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2684 | Next time please do not tap the fish tank. | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
2685 | Honey. When was the last time I got you to blast off? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2686 | Im sorry Stacy, I really need this promotion. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2687 | I said "Would you like to try some FIREBALL?" | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2688 | I think I saw the bartender had a lighter. Why do you ask? | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
2689 | Any room for me? | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2690 | Brilliant! Most women simply say they've left the oven on. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2691 | So apparently his wife found out and she's firing the nanny. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2692 | I forgot my gunpowder. Want some wine instead? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2693 | I thought I’d try to put a little spark back in our marriage. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2694 | An introvert's idea of personal safety at a dinner soiree. "Farewell George!" she said as she shot out the window. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2695 | After what that flight attendant did to me last time, I just couldn’t take the risk. | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
2696 | Can I get your phone number before you go? | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2697 | On your way back, could you pick up some more ice? | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2698 | What do you mean you don't wamt me to spark the conversation? | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2699 | I get it. I’ve also been called a loose cannon. | 1.2051 | 0.04124 | 117 | 95 | 20 | 2 |
2700 | We all felt that having you jump out of a cake was just so cliché. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2701 | Could you take a picture of my house as you fly over? | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2702 | I just love a party that ends with a bang! | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2703 | May I blow out your fuse? | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2704 | You should know, veryone's dying to see what you're wearing. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2705 | You're not the first pretty girl at a party to tell me I remind them of her fodder. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2706 | I appreciate your witty banter. Now just shoot me. | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
2707 | Be sure to show your vaccination card when you land. | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
2708 | Buckle your seatbelt! Someone just lit your fuze. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2709 | Have a great trip, and don't forget to spend the airfare money we saved on something special. | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2710 | Can you pick up some more ice while you're out? | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2711 | Wanna pop on over to my place? | 1.2045 | 0.04325 | 88 | 70 | 18 | 0 |
2712 | At a Cocktail Party in Seattle, circa 1995, Jeff Bezos has an another idea | 1.2045 | 0.04325 | 88 | 70 | 18 | 0 |
2713 | It will be fascinating to follow the career prajectory of a person of your caliber. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2714 | I nominated you for this honor since you are our employee of the very highest caliber | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2715 | Who brought this | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2716 | Could I interest you in a small bore? | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2717 | I heard you can be kind of explosive. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2718 | Boy, I can’t wait to see how you top this party.” | 1.2045 | 0.04325 | 88 | 70 | 18 | 0 |
2719 | Your mother and I don't believe in soft launches. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2720 | So, is this supposed to be the opposite of an Irish exit? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2721 | It is possible this could be more effective than ivermectin! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2722 | Party’s getting a bit crowded, what do ya say we take off? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2723 | So, anyway, what do you do for a living? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2724 | what a novel way to make a deep impression! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2725 | No net, Nanette? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2726 | I thought you wanted to rekindle the spark. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2727 | Can I talk to you about being shot from a cannon in your apartment insurance? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2728 | Oh, good, I see I haven't missed the performance art. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2729 | Funny, whenever I strike up a conversation with a woman, she has to leave. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2730 | Alternatively, I could call you a cab. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2731 | With all the shipping issues,this was the largest one I could find... | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2732 | Would you like to get out of here? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2733 | They tell me that the performance art business is booming - - but you would know! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2734 | Sorry I could not drive you back to school this time. | 1.2041 | 0.05419 | 98 | 84 | 8 | 6 |
2735 | Make sure to like and subscribe! | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2736 | Part of me says we met in Gettysburg. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2737 | So, how do you know the Ringling brothers? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2738 | May I walk you home after the party? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2739 | I see you're really into artillery art. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2740 | If you don't mind my asking, what are your triggers? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2741 | I heard you were going to be fired. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2742 | Never before have I met someone of your caliber | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2743 | Wanna get away from all these clowns? | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2744 | You're going off with a bang, not a whimper. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2745 | No! I certainly don't think you have a "short fuse." Why do you ask? | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2746 | I’m more of an ‘Irish goodbye’ type. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
2747 | One more thing before you go, I could do your taxes for you if you need an extension. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2748 | A cab might get you there in one piece just as fast | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2749 | Can't be any worse than that last party you threw. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2750 | You’ll land in our pool and have plenty of time to make dinner. See you at 6:30. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
2751 | Oh! I thought it was "cannon father"! | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2752 | This is a way you can get blasted and don't have to drink. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2753 | You have to admit that this is a step up from coming out of a cake. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
2754 | I don’t need a ride, but thanks for the offer. I live right across the street so I usually just take the trapeze. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 |