Contest #781


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781

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I so rarely meet a person of your calibre.”
  2. “Please text me to let me know you got home O.K.”
  3. “Will I see you again?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-11-21T17:41:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-12-05T17:42:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-11-29T17:41:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 6, 2021
Number of captions 5969
Number of responses 784246
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.7499 0.01350 3419 1599 1076 744
1 I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. 1.7453 0.01461 3011 1448 882 681
2 I hope that you’re not leaving me for some clown. 1.7378 0.01970 1640 793 484 363
3 I was fired recently myself. 1.7162 0.01522 2562 1227 835 500
4 So...how long has the circus been letting you work from home? 1.7142 0.01423 3180 1608 873 699
5 My place is just 35 degrees away if you need a place to crash. 1.7123 0.01551 2565 1266 771 528
6 Call to let me know you got home safe. 1.7119 0.01281 3672 1787 1156 729
7 And then when Phil described you as a 'Blonde Bombshell' I thought he was just being misogynistic. 1.7086 0.01752 2035 1018 592 425
8 It might be lower risk to just get the vaccine and fly commercial. 1.7050 0.01538 2698 1376 742 580
9 I heard you were leaving but I didn't know you were getting fired. 1.6965 0.01445 2985 1520 851 614
10 Are you sure I can't just drive you home? 1.6891 0.01517 2396 1149 843 404
11 Very impressive—my dates usually end the evening by pretending to receive a phone call. 1.6883 0.01395 3029 1512 949 568
12 I've been instructed to keep you away from the powder room. 1.6840 0.01765 1899 956 587 356
13 Not quite what I was expecting from your launch party 1.6832 0.01667 2080 1035 669 376
14 A circus? Really. And what do you do there? 1.6820 0.01388 3031 1520 955 556
15 I would say my two biggest fears are a woman leaving me and loud noises. 1.6783 0.01443 2928 1515 840 573
16 Rumor has it, you have a short fuse. 1.6753 0.01739 1845 911 622 312
17 So tell me, what sets you off? 1.6730 0.01953 1578 817 460 301
18 ''When we play the 1812 Overture, that's your cue.'' 1.6661 0.01726 1917 974 609 334
19 Usually, the women I meet just say they have to go the the bathroom. 1.6655 0.01498 2544 1294 807 443
20 Mind if I ask you a loaded question? 1.6632 0.01523 2479 1271 772 436
21 Or I could just get you an Uber. 1.6620 0.01546 2308 1158 772 378
22 So, what makes you think you’re going to be fired? 1.6609 0.01606 2203 1126 698 379
23 I never thought I'd find a woman of your caliber. 1.6601 0.01457 2774 1448 821 505
24 Are you sure you don't want me to call you an Uber? 1.6539 0.01591 2167 1099 719 349
25 I just got here and you're taking off? 1.6478 0.01882 1570 810 503 257
26 I admire your exit strategy. 1.6477 0.01547 2271 1158 755 358
27 I've been waiting my whole life for a woman of your caliber. 1.6442 0.01915 1526 795 479 252
28 I like a woman with an exit strategy. 1.6429 0.01790 1753 917 545 291
29 Don't often meet a woman of your caliber. 1.6418 0.01609 2253 1205 649 398
30 How refreshing to meet a woman of your caliber. 1.6410 0.02061 1362 726 399 237
31 But I'm not done explaining inflation yet. 1.6392 0.02716 801 433 224 144
32 Godspeed. 1.6392 0.01763 2148 1244 435 469
33 It's so hard to find women of your caliber. 1.6346 0.01724 1962 1061 557 344
34 In contrast, my parties usually end with a whimper. 1.6340 0.01905 1481 768 487 226
35 Its nice to meet someone of your caliber. 1.6292 0.01788 1796 972 518 306
36 Impressive exit strategy! 1.6280 0.01719 1758 905 602 251
37 Let's work out a signal so I know when you want to leave the party. 1.6273 0.01834 1607 845 516 246
38 Actually, I’m kind of a big shot myself. 1.6257 0.01778 1715 906 545 264
39 Going so soon? I was just about to explain loan amortization. 1.6244 0.01856 1672 913 474 285
40 I understand completely. I was fired just last week.” 1.6239 0.01909 1566 852 451 263
41 I requested Bach’s Canon in D. I guess they misunderstood. 1.6210 0.01854 1583 844 495 244
42 I take it you're ready to go home? 1.6178 0.01899 1494 797 471 226
43 The good news is that you are on an upward trajectory. 1.6162 0.01846 1480 766 516 198
44 I didn’t know we were doing shots. 1.6112 0.02026 1358 744 396 217
45 Will I see you again? 1.6091 0.02059 1302 713 385 204
46 Please text me to let me know you got home ok. 1.6059 0.02043 1251 670 403 177
47 Leaving so soon? 1.6038 0.02188 1224 697 315 212
48 I've never met a woman of your calibre before. 1.6032 0.02141 1202 664 351 187
49 What are you doing after launch? 1.6020 0.02161 1186 658 342 186
50 Call me when you get there so I know you made it. 1.5995 0.02119 1141 612 374 155
51 Always good to go out with a bang. 1.5991 0.02084 1140 602 393 145
52 You probably don't remember me but you came out of my birthday cake on my fortieth. 1.5986 0.02166 1131 618 349 164
53 I've been fired many times myself. 1.5982 0.02113 1140 611 376 153
54 I had no idea you’d been canonized. 1.5969 0.02297 1099 629 284 186
55 It’s a launch party 1.5932 0.02258 1052 583 314 155
56 I'd love to see you again. Can I have your trajectory? 1.5903 0.02592 864 500 218 146
57 You're loaded. 1.5881 0.02286 1010 560 306 144
58 I'm impressed! Most women I talk to just quietly walk out the door. 1.5863 0.02347 962 536 288 138
59 When you said you were getting fired, I thought you meant from your job. 1.5847 0.02335 944 520 296 128
60 Looks like we're both loaded. 1.5843 0.02432 931 530 258 143
61 Thanks for inviting me to your going away party. 1.5838 0.02440 925 527 256 142
62 Bernice, this has gone far enough. Break down and get vaxxed so you can fly in a plane like everybody else. 1.5835 0.02522 922 542 222 158
63 Are you new to speed dating too? 1.5829 0.02534 923 546 216 161
64 Where will we find another woman of your caliber? 1.5804 0.02477 889 507 248 134
65 Heading out? 1.5804 0.02551 796 443 244 109
66 Why don’t you let me call you a cab? 1.5794 0.02436 882 494 265 123
67 1. "Will you miss me? Or should I move over a few feet just to make sure?" 1.5720 0.02549 813 463 235 115
68 Is this your first launch party? 1.5716 0.02567 768 429 239 100
69 Is someone expecting you or are you just going to drop in? 1.5702 0.02534 784 438 245 101
70 Maybe I'll catch you later. 1.5700 0.02474 793 436 262 95
71 Wow,and I only learned how to make bread during the pandemic. 1.5691 0.02609 782 449 221 112
72 Time to go home. You're loaded. 1.5682 0.03463 491 296 111 84
73 I had something else in mind when I asked if you wanted to do shots with me. 1.5667 0.02709 757 445 195 117
74 Can I get you a drink? A light? 1.5665 0.02677 752 436 206 110
75 No, really, it's easy. You just download the app and a car picks you up whenever you need one. 1.5630 0.02635 730 412 221 94
76 Okay, boomer. 1.5580 0.02796 681 398 186 97
77 This might be a long shot, but are you free later? 1.5574 0.02791 680 397 187 96
78 You must be a boomer 1.5570 0.02815 675 396 182 97
79 Think about the journey, not the destination. 1.5561 0.02782 642 365 197 80
80 It’s so original to launch the author instead of the book . 1.5551 0.02995 663 410 138 115
81 I've been searching for a woman of your caliber for years. 1.5545 0.02808 660 384 186 90
82 I'll keep it quick. Recently divorced. No kids. Software engineer. And I love the circus. 1.5542 0.02841 655 384 179 92
83 Are you sure I can't get you an Uber instead? 1.5504 0.02825 645 376 183 86
84 Normally, I would say, 'See you later.' 1.5497 0.02799 624 356 193 75
85 As a performance artist myself, I feel obligated to tell you that this has 'one and done' written all over it. 1.5491 0.02828 652 383 180 89
86 Glad you could make the launch party. 1.5490 0.02734 663 381 200 82
87 I would offer you another drink but you already look fully loaded to me. 1.5465 0.02911 613 361 169 83
88 I must say, I've never met anyone of your caliber before. 1.5465 0.02920 613 362 167 84
89 I don't think I've ever met a woman of your caliber before 1.5445 0.03136 584 361 128 95
90 I've always admired women of your caliber. 1.5441 0.03139 590 367 125 98
91 I had no idea this is what you meant when you said, "I want to go to that party and get loaded". 1.5429 0.02979 595 354 157 82
92 Most girls just have one of their friends call them with a fake emergency. 1.5420 0.02969 572 335 164 73
93 I am sorry, but Carol has a strict policy on those who overstay their welcome. 1.5414 0.02947 567 329 169 69
94 You go ahead - I’ll meet you there. 1.5414 0.02969 580 342 162 76
95 That's funny. The 1812 Overture is my favorite Tchaikovsky piece too! 1.5408 0.02938 564 326 171 67
96 if that's the only way out of here, i'm next. 1.5394 0.03005 558 328 159 71
97 I just realized I've been doing all the talking! 1.5378 0.03003 556 327 159 70
98 It’s not often that I come to these gatherings and meet a woman of such high caliber. 1.5373 0.03118 549 332 139 78
99 Some launch party, huh? 1.5359 0.02932 543 311 173 58
100 I'm pretty loaded myself! 1.5337 0.03074 534 317 149 68
101 Let's talk about this when you're not so loaded. 1.5333 0.03171 525 318 134 73
102 So, you've been cannonized? 1.5333 0.03228 525 323 124 78
103 In fact, it's not the most humiliating way a woman has tried to get out of a conversation with me." 1.5326 0.03150 537 327 134 76
104 Wait, let me tell you about the second half of the insurance seminar. 1.5326 0.03115 522 311 144 67
105 Loose cannon?" I didn't mean it—it's a figure of speech! 1.5315 0.02957 540 313 167 60
106 Just give me some kind of signal when you're ready to leave. 1.5311 0.03156 531 323 134 74
107 No, no, no, no — it's one's entrance that should be dramatic. 1.5311 0.03087 531 317 146 68
108 Oh, ha ha, I thought you said this was a *lunch* date. 1.5310 0.03202 516 314 130 72
109 Enough about me, what do you do for fun? 1.5298 0.03137 504 299 143 62
110 Shall I take this as a "no"? 1.5281 0.03242 498 303 127 68
111 I hope that sound is my Gin Fizz. 1.5280 0.03377 500 316 104 80
112 So that's no to sharing a cab? 1.5277 0.03203 506 307 131 68
113 This is my first visit to a divorce reveal party. 1.5261 0.03340 498 312 110 76
114 Arms have a constitutional right to bear people. 1.5249 0.03298 482 295 121 66
115 I'm not boring you, am I? 1.5249 0.03143 503 301 140 62
116 I guess I misunderstood when you said we were coming to get loaded. 1.5239 0.03197 481 287 136 58
117 Bob told me you were a loose canon 1.5236 0.03234 487 295 129 63
118 Are you heading out? 1.5228 0.03165 482 286 140 56
119 No, they still aren't paying attention to you. 1.5221 0.03116 498 296 144 58
120 No problem. The window's open. 1.5215 0.03040 466 265 159 42
121 It’s great to meet someone of your caliber. 1.5213 0.03495 447 280 101 66
122 When you said we need an exit strategy for the party, I really had something else in mind. 1.5211 0.03120 497 296 142 58
123 Wow all I did over quarantine was learn to bake bread 1.5186 0.03352 457 280 117 60
124 When Jennifer said we were attending a friend's launch I had no idea that she meant literally. 1.5182 0.03962 303 180 89 34
125 I would offer to get you a drink, but you appear to be leaving now. 1.5179 0.03073 475 276 152 47
126 You have some powder under your nose. 1.5168 0.03304 447 269 125 53
127 So you are leaving early? 1.5167 0.03058 449 255 156 38
128 There you are! For a moment I thought you were trying to ditch me. 1.5165 0.03406 455 283 109 63
129 I so rarely meet a person of your caliber. 1.5159 0.03361 473 296 110 67
130 Next time just tell me you have nothing to wear. 1.5156 0.03212 450 266 136 48
131 Just think. You’ll go farther than anyone here. 1.5149 0.03084 505 303 144 58
132 So, when is your launch date? 1.5148 0.03206 439 257 138 44
133 Does this mean you don't want to hear the rest of my life story? 1.5136 0.03328 440 266 122 52
134 You could just tell me you are ready to leave. 1.5135 0.03060 481 282 151 48
135 It's great the circus lets you works from home. I don't feel safe going back to work with the clowns in my office. 1.5116 0.03437 432 267 109 56
136 You heading downtown by any chance? 1.5106 0.03198 470 284 132 54
137 I admire a woman of your caliber. 1.5105 0.03499 427 267 102 58
138 You haven't been fired yet? 1.5105 0.03408 429 263 113 53
139 Aiming to leave? 1.5100 0.03342 451 278 116 57
140 So, I guess you're ready to leave ? 1.5081 0.03239 433 254 131 43
141 I told you you would fit in. 1.5072 0.03381 414 250 118 46
142 What exactly are you aiming at? 1.5062 0.03507 405 250 105 50
143 But I wasn't finished telling you about my stamp collection. 1.5061 0.03503 411 255 104 52
144 ok I believe you when you said you would rather be shot out of a cannon than see me again. 1.5059 0.03390 421 257 115 49
145 The window is open. You're good to go. 1.5059 0.03184 421 245 139 37
146 There are less dramatic ways of coming out, you know! 1.5048 0.03528 420 265 98 57
147 Stick the landing. 1.5036 0.03424 421 260 110 51
148 I’ve never met a young woman of your caliber before 1.5025 0.03682 402 259 84 59
149 I’ve been to a lot of launch parties in my day, but this one takes the cake! 1.5024 0.03442 418 259 108 51
150 OK, I'm holding your drink. Now what? 1.5013 0.03549 385 237 103 45
151 Are you a candidate for canonization? 1.5013 0.03433 397 241 113 43
152 Honey, you are so brave. But just in case, what's our Amazon password? 1.5012 0.03590 403 253 93 54
153 So much for concealed carry. 1.5012 0.03507 413 259 101 53
154 Usually women just go to the bathroom and don't come back, but I like your style. 1.5012 0.03547 417 265 95 57
155 Well, if you can't make a big entrance, you might as well go out with a bang! 1.5012 0.03390 421 259 113 49
156 The 1812 is my favorite too! 1.4988 0.03487 429 273 98 58
157 I find you a person of exceptionally high caliber." 1.4987 0.03439 393 239 112 42
158 They asked for Pachelbel's Canon but there was a mix-up 1.4987 0.03635 381 239 94 48
159 Oh, sorry. If I'd known someone was in there, I would have poured this into the plant instead. 1.4966 0.03506 443 287 90 65
160 I guess you're ready to leave? 1.4950 0.03504 400 250 102 48
161 I just wish we had met sooner. 1.4948 0.03542 386 240 101 45
162 Well, you did say this party would be a blast. 1.4948 0.03360 384 229 120 35
163 Are you sure...? I could call an Uber. 1.4938 0.03454 405 252 106 47
164 To the Moon, Alice! 1.4933 0.03693 373 236 86 47
165 I enjoy meeting people of your caliber. 1.4932 0.03617 367 228 97 42
166 So, you said you come from circus people? 1.4930 0.03569 359 219 103 37
167 Believe me, this way you'll miss all the midtown traffic. 1.4926 0.03400 408 252 111 45
168 Not sure we have much time but my name is Fred. 1.4920 0.03533 376 232 103 41
169 What do you say we blow this joint? 1.4918 0.03639 364 227 95 42
170 Thanks again for inviting me to your launch party. 1.4916 0.03385 419 261 110 48
171 Your mother and I just think you took our 'failure to launch' conversation too literally. 1.4905 0.03762 369 238 81 50
172 Could a guy like me ever have a shot with you? 1.4904 0.03540 363 222 104 37
173 Is it politically incorrect to say that, traditionally, this takes balls? 1.4888 0.03988 356 238 62 56
174 Thanks for coming, but we asked for someone who could play the Pachelbel Canon 1.4886 0.03812 350 224 81 45
175 After a few drinks I’m a bit of a loose cannon. 1.4886 0.03636 350 216 95 37
176 I'd say break a leg, but I know that happened last time. 1.4884 0.03659 344 212 96 36
177 Wow! You ARE a bombshell!! 1.4873 0.03771 355 227 83 45
178 Not what I meant when I said women writers should be included in the canon. 1.4868 0.03682 341 211 94 36
179 But enough about me-- what sets you off? 1.4865 0.03574 370 231 98 41
180 Yes, I do believe everyone should have an exit strategy 1.4863 0.03380 364 217 117 30
181 You'll probably get home first, so you should walk the dog. 1.4847 0.03780 359 232 80 47
182 I always said you'd go far 1.4838 0.03626 339 208 98 33
183 Do you know what the entertainment will be tonight? 1.4832 0.03487 358 218 107 33
184 So you won’t be needing a ride home?” 1.4825 0.03592 400 260 87 53
185 How refreshing, the other guests are all talk and no action. 1.4820 0.03833 334 213 81 40
186 It was supposed to be a cake. 1.4815 0.03847 324 205 82 37
187 Do you need a light? 1.4814 0.03552 376 237 97 42
188 I'll go next. I doubt anyone will even notice we left. 1.4812 0.03719 345 218 88 39
189 So, what's the big surprise happening at midnight? 1.4808 0.03575 364 227 96 39
190 And then I drained the 10 footer, finishing the 18th with a bogey 5. I'm not boring you, am I? 1.4806 0.03939 335 219 71 45
191 I'll get the door for you. 1.4790 0.03582 357 223 97 37
192 I hate long goodbyes too. 1.4783 0.03525 368 230 100 38
193 I’m surprised to see a woman of your caliber at a party like this. 1.4782 0.03392 412 261 105 46
194 Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll walk home. 1.4777 0.03614 381 246 88 47
195 This is not what I meant when I said let’s give our relationship another shot” 1.4774 0.03559 354 220 99 35
196 Most people just slip out the back door. 1.4773 0.03510 331 199 106 26
197 Well, that was a loaded question. 1.4772 0.03603 329 201 99 29
198 You’re gonna go far, kid! 1.4771 0.03566 350 217 99 34
199 I've been looking for a woman of high caliber. 1.4768 0.03780 323 203 86 34
200 That takes balls. 1.4762 0.03884 336 219 74 43
201 You simply go down the hall for a hundredth of a second and then the bathroom is on your left. 1.4757 0.03877 309 195 81 33
202 Call and let me know you got home safely. 1.4749 0.03704 379 250 78 51
203 Would you like me to open the window first? 1.4740 0.03795 327 208 83 36
204 Are you sure I can’t drive you home? 1.4738 0.03837 325 208 80 37
205 Don’t I remember you from last year’s birthday cake? 1.4734 0.03590 376 242 90 44
206 Give me your best shot. 1.4722 0.03588 324 198 99 27
207 I know it's a long shot, but are you seeing anybody? 1.4713 0.03761 331 211 84 36
208 What were Elon’s EXACT words? 1.4709 0.03964 327 216 68 43
209 ...story of my life. I meet someone interesting and ....boom. 1.4702 0.03743 336 215 84 37
210 This'll definitely put you on the map if not all over it. 1.4702 0.03828 302 189 84 29
211 I've so enjoyed conversing with a woman of your caliber. 1.4697 0.03570 413 276 80 57
212 Normally my dates just fizzle out. 1.4686 0.03795 318 202 83 33
213 Want me to open the window a little more? 1.4683 0.03585 331 205 97 29
214 I still think the subway is safer. 1.4676 0.03942 293 186 77 30
215 So... I take it you want to go? 1.4676 0.03821 293 182 85 26
216 I put the top down on your car for you. 1.4673 0.03875 306 195 79 32
217 Cynthia I hate to mansplain, but a cannonball is something you do into a pool 1.4662 0.04140 296 196 62 38
218 Leaving? 1.4658 0.04183 292 194 60 38
219 Awesome! They usually hire a harp player. 1.4654 0.03742 318 201 86 31
220 So, what's your commute like? 1.4650 0.03701 329 209 87 33
221 This is the actual Pachelbel’s canon. Got it for a song. 1.4644 0.03799 351 233 73 45
222 This may be a long shot . . . 1.4639 0.03759 319 203 84 32
223 The last woman I explained Bitcoin to used a catapult! 1.4633 0.03729 313 197 87 29
224 Seriously, I'm happy to call an Uber. 1.4630 0.03843 324 211 76 37
225 Most people like to make an entrance ... 1.4629 0.03948 283 179 77 27
226 Couldn’t get Uber? 1.4626 0.03960 294 189 73 31
227 Have you tried popping out of a cake first? 1.4606 0.03801 317 204 80 33
228 I guess this is good-bye. 1.4605 0.03807 291 182 84 25
229 It looks like they’re sending you off with a bang. 1.4601 0.03986 276 175 75 26
230 If all goes well, how about dinner on Saturday? 1.4600 0.03726 300 187 88 25
231 So...enough about me--how about you? 1.4596 0.04020 285 184 71 30
232 Ok then. Catch you later. 1.4572 0.03720 304 191 87 26
233 Don't you want to hear about cryptocurrency? 1.4571 0.04040 280 181 70 29
234 I don't see why you always have to make such a dramatic exit. 1.4560 0.03603 318 199 93 26
235 Am I boring you? I feel like you're trying to get away. 1.4535 0.04158 269 176 64 29
236 Straight ahead, third door on your right. Can't miss it. 1.4534 0.03825 311 202 77 32
237 If he still doesn’t notice you, perhaps you would give me your number. 1.4532 0.04044 267 171 71 25
238 I take it there won't be a second date. 1.4532 0.03974 267 169 75 23
239 Just a thought — may I point you toward the open window? 1.4530 0.03975 298 196 69 33
240 Couldn't you just jump out of a cake? 1.4529 0.03697 329 213 83 33
241 It appears I've gone on about myself for too long. 1.4525 0.04228 263 173 61 29
242 What amazes me is how you got it up in the elevator. 1.4520 0.04059 281 184 67 30
243 Just for once, could we leave without drawing attention? 1.4516 0.04295 279 190 52 37
244 A simple “Let’s go dear,” would suffice. 1.4500 0.04037 280 183 68 29
245 Yes,my wife came. Didn’t you see her in the powder room? 1.4496 0.03993 278 180 71 27
246 I was planning to get bombed tonight, but you beat me to it. 1.4492 0.04203 256 167 63 26
247 Great! See you at my place in 2.6 seconds. 1.4490 0.03955 294 193 70 31
248 Final item on your bucket list? 1.4488 0.04336 254 169 56 29
249 So. You're a Boomer? 1.4487 0.04427 263 180 48 35
250 Need a light? 1.4485 0.03887 301 196 73 31
251 You have to go so quickly? Was it something I said? 1.4482 0.03819 299 193 78 28
252 So is this your first socially distanced bachelor party? 1.4471 0.04214 255 167 61 26
253 I agree, air travel prices are totally outrageous. 1.4464 0.03974 289 186 69 30
254 I never thought I’d meet someone who respected the second amendment as much as I do ! 1.4462 0.04149 251 162 66 23
255 I'm confused. Is this considered concealed carry or open carry? 1.4462 0.04226 260 172 60 28
256 Where are you headed after this? 1.4457 0.04214 258 170 61 27
257 So will I see you again or I am reading between the lines that you’re not interested? 1.4456 0.03864 294 191 75 28
258 ...and are you the artist? 1.4452 0.04003 283 186 68 29
259 So your plans are.....pretty much up in the air for now? 1.4449 0.04221 245 159 63 23
260 Go away. I have a short fuse. 1.4449 0.04225 254 167 61 26
261 A simple "No" would've sufficed. 1.4449 0.04088 272 179 65 28
262 Do you have a target in mind? 1.4444 0.03961 261 166 74 21
263 I'm ready to leave if you are. 1.4441 0.04033 286 190 65 31
264 Now that's a loaded question. 1.4440 0.04064 268 175 67 26
265 No, thanks, I'll take a cab home. 1.4432 0.04009 273 178 69 26
266 I'm loaded myself. 1.4431 0.04176 255 167 63 25
267 To be perfectly honest, I just don't see myself dating a woman of your caliber. 1.4427 0.04059 262 170 68 24
268 This all seems terribly risky. Not a single person here is wearing a mask! 1.4415 0.04025 265 172 69 24
269 You’re taking off early! 1.4414 0.03857 256 160 79 17
270 Send Elon and Jeff my regards! 1.4408 0.04219 245 160 62 23
271 I know what you mean. I never know how to dress for these things. 1.4403 0.04243 243 159 61 23
272 I heard there’d be a loose cannon at the party”. 1.4403 0.04230 268 181 56 31
273 Ready to leave, Dear? 1.4402 0.04235 259 173 58 28
274 I hope I'm wrong but heard you have a short fuse 1.4396 0.04172 273 184 58 31
275 Wait! Can I have my lighter back? 1.4395 0.04220 248 163 61 24
276 At the very least, let me open the front door for you. 1.4394 0.03909 289 190 71 28
277 When I heard you had a 'place in the literary canon', I just assumed ... 1.4394 0.04089 289 196 59 34
278 I haven’t taken an Uber since the pandemic either. 1.4393 0.04415 239 160 53 26
279 You know, I don’t feel I fit in either 1.4387 0.03886 253 159 77 17
280 This is not exactly the best way to be canonized. 1.4387 0.04218 269 182 56 31
281 I never know what to do with my hands either. 1.4382 0.04145 251 164 64 23
282 Well at least you're not being unceremoniously fired. 1.4380 0.04064 258 168 67 23
283 I tend to get this reaction from women. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
284 Don't worry. Being fired was the best thing that ever happened to me. 1.4372 0.04113 247 160 66 21
285 To the moon, Alice, the moon. 1.4372 0.04313 231 151 59 21
286 We're not in Jeff Bezos' league. But, we don't charge as much, either.... 1.4362 0.04437 243 164 49 28
287 ...and I thought the 'Launch Party' invitation was a typo. 1.4360 0.04194 250 165 61 24
288 Can I call you a cab instead? 1.4357 0.04225 241 158 61 22
289 It’s how they tell if their guests are the right calibre. 1.4356 0.03997 264 170 68 23
290 Always wanted my date to be a bombshell 1.4355 0.04100 248 161 66 21
291 Are you sure you can't wait until the bathroom's free? 1.4354 0.04127 271 182 60 29
292 Really, Hannah? Your Uber’s only three minutes late. 1.4354 0.03888 271 175 74 22
293 Wow, our gender reveal party just used confetti. 1.4353 0.04082 278 187 61 30
294 Good luck with the glass ceiling. 1.4350 0.04242 246 163 59 24
295 I’m getting a sense that you’d rather be somewhere else? 1.4349 0.04048 269 177 65 26
296 I've come to all your launch parties. 1.4346 0.04112 260 172 63 25
297 You were supposed to be inside a cake. 1.4345 0.03927 290 193 68 29
298 It's difficult for me to tell you this, but I'm afraid you're going to be fired. 1.4345 0.04172 267 180 58 29
299 The sad thing is that, still, no one has noticed you. 1.4344 0.04187 244 160 62 22
300 At least you don't have to worry about pilot shortages and unruly passengers. 1.4344 0.04227 244 161 60 23
301 I sell insurance. You? 1.4342 0.04216 228 147 63 18
302 Don’t leave me this way. 1.4337 0.04356 249 169 52 28
303 No, it doesn't make you look fat exactly. 1.4335 0.04197 233 151 63 19
304 And just where do you think you're going, young lady? 1.4329 0.04439 231 155 52 24
305 Am I boring you? 1.4322 0.04329 236 157 56 23
306 I didn’t know that the CDC had approved at home booster shots … 1.4321 0.04238 243 161 59 23
307 Honey I'm sorry, I never should have called you a drama queen 1.4317 0.04496 227 153 50 24
308 That’s enough about me. What are your plans for today? 1.4311 0.04654 225 155 43 27
309 This is progress! Before #MeToo you would have been coming out of a cake! 1.4310 0.04410 239 162 51 26
310 Your commitment to keeping your guests entertained is admirable. 1.4304 0.04003 230 145 71 14
311 There’s no need to get defensive. 1.4304 0.04366 230 153 55 22
312 Your example may inspire others to leave. 1.4298 0.04340 235 157 55 23
313 This is what you meant by 'powder room'? 1.4297 0.04124 249 164 63 22
314 I'm told you have a short fuse. 1.4292 0.04509 226 153 49 24
315 Well actually, a catapult would be more environmentally friendly. 1.4292 0.04331 226 149 57 20
316 Must you leave so quickly? 1.4291 0.03810 289 190 74 25
317 Honey, we promised we wouldn't get loaded. 1.4280 0.04432 243 167 48 28
318 What is a woman of your caliber doing at a party like this? 1.4274 0.04091 234 151 66 17
319 I know it's unconventional, but it's helped me save a fortune on Ubers. 1.4264 0.04238 258 176 54 28
320 How about if I just call you a cab? 1.4259 0.04422 216 143 54 19
321 Now I understand why the invitation said this party was going to be a blast.” 1.4255 0.03978 275 184 65 26
322 You still have to make a left on Madison Avenue 1.4251 0.04300 247 168 53 26
323 A simple "I'm ready to leave now" would have been sufficient. 1.4250 0.04147 240 158 62 20
324 And to think, Chloe, I almost missed your 'Send-off' party. 1.4245 0.04062 212 133 68 11
325 They did warn me you had a short fuse. 1.4245 0.03749 318 215 71 32
326 What a remarkable coincidence! I have a giant net in my back yard! 1.4242 0.04348 231 155 54 22
327 No one pays attention to performance art anymore. 1.4237 0.04323 236 159 54 23
328 Well, there may be an easier way to get his attention. 1.4235 0.03973 255 167 68 20
329 Taking off so soon? 1.4234 0.04428 222 149 52 21
330 If you're headed to the store, we could use more wine. 1.4233 0.04435 215 143 53 19
331 You seem a little young to be a boomer. 1.4232 0.04232 267 185 51 31
332 Why is one wheel smaller than the other? 1.4231 0.04591 208 140 48 20
333 Surprised to see you here. I heard you were fired! 1.4219 0.04182 237 157 60 20
334 You could have just walked out the door, like my last girlfriend. 1.4219 0.04223 256 175 54 27
335 Then, when that didn’t work out, I moved to Poughkeepsie… 1.4211 0.04474 228 156 47 24
336 You can just call a cab, you know. 1.4211 0.04517 228 157 46 25
337 As for myself, I just like to listen to the 1812 Overture. 1.4211 0.04771 209 145 40 24
338 You say you're getting your booster shot? 1.4211 0.04315 209 136 58 15
339 Wait a minute, didn’t I just see you in the cake? 1.4208 0.04362 259 182 45 32
340 So how do you know the Knievels? 1.4208 0.04577 221 152 45 24
341 No I wasn't objectifying you. You're a bombshell. 1.4208 0.04622 221 153 43 25
342 When do you get off? 1.4206 0.04275 233 156 56 21
343 It's a relief to see a fellow boomer here! 1.4206 0.04245 214 139 60 15
344 What do you say we blow this place? 1.4202 0.04137 257 174 58 25
345 I really shouldn't yell "Fire!" in a crowded gathering. 1.4189 0.04236 222 146 59 17
346 I’ve always said they should have more women canonized 1.4187 0.04617 203 137 47 19
347 Now that's the way to make an exit 1.4185 0.04263 227 150 55 18
348 Quiet exits aren't really your style, are they? 1.4178 0.04359 213 141 55 17
349 I could get you an Uber instead. 1.4178 0.04289 225 150 56 19
350 We wish you all the best in the new direction your career is taking you. 1.4177 0.04092 237 156 63 18
351 May I light your fire? 1.4175 0.04720 206 142 42 22
352 Fair enough. But I prefer a dramatic entry. 1.4174 0.04178 230 152 60 18
353 I'm not woke, I'm lit 1.4173 0.04057 254 170 62 22
354 I'm working the nigh shift at the E.R. so maybe I'll see you later? 1.4171 0.04439 211 141 52 18
355 You'll still get stuck in midtown traffic. 1.4170 0.04221 223 147 59 17
356 This isn’t what I meant when I asked if you wanted to do shots at the bar. 1.4167 0.04001 252 167 65 20
357 I prefer getting bombed the old fashion way. Cheers 1.4163 0.04437 221 150 50 21
358 Well… you seem to be on a great trajectory! 1.4163 0.04718 209 145 41 23
359 My last relationship ended similarly. 1.4160 0.04249 238 161 55 22
360 You must be the big-shot guest they were talking about. 1.4159 0.04343 214 142 55 17
361 The last woman I tried to chat up stuck her head in a lion's mouth. 1.4157 0.04006 255 170 64 21
362 Thanks for taking the job. I'm sorry I can't promise a soft landing. 1.4155 0.04445 207 138 52 17
363 You seem like a high-caliber person. 1.4147 0.04494 217 148 48 21
364 Let me tell you about the next chapter of my novel! 1.4141 0.04751 198 136 42 20
365 Remember, try not to draw attention to yourself when you leave. 1.4133 0.04562 196 131 49 16
366 It's your big shot honey, don't miss. 1.4133 0.04326 196 127 57 12
367 Who set you off this time? 1.4130 0.04174 247 168 56 23
368 If you elevate to 45 degrees, I'm on the 7th floor across the street. 1.4128 0.04235 218 144 58 16
369 I suppose you know there's a wall in front of you. 1.4126 0.04666 206 142 43 21
370 I usually just shoot off my mouth 1.4110 0.04508 219 151 46 22
371 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 1.4110 0.04318 219 147 54 18
372 A woman of your caliber could go far. 1.4107 0.04434 224 154 48 22
373 Powder room? Just down the hall on the left. 1.4103 0.04745 195 134 42 19
374 So, where are you headed? 1.4091 0.04155 220 145 60 15
375 I see you’re all packed. 1.4089 0.04391 203 135 53 15
376 So you’re the famous Mrs. Pachelbel in Canon D! 1.4087 0.04579 208 143 45 20
377 I love meeting people who know where they're going. 1.4082 0.04073 245 165 60 20
378 I see you finally found a ride home. 1.4080 0.04476 201 135 50 16
379 Yes, Dear,I have checked one more time and the window is open. 1.4078 0.04453 206 139 50 17
380 My ex-wife was a bombshell, too. 1.4078 0.04400 206 138 52 16
381 I'm guessing this is your first shot at performance art. 1.4077 0.04392 233 162 47 24
382 I'm guessing that you going on a date with me is a long shot. 1.4077 0.04434 233 163 45 25
383 I heard one of us is about to be fired. 1.4076 0.03938 238 156 67 15
384 I have so many questions, but I'll just start with "want a drink?" 1.4074 0.04307 216 145 54 17
385 I’m so impressed that you’re going to be canonized. 1.4074 0.04644 216 152 40 24
386 Everyone deserves a shot. 1.4074 0.04257 216 144 56 16
387 I usually just try to sneak out of these things. 1.4072 0.04335 221 150 52 19
388 There is something different about you--a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
389 My last girlfriend had a really short fuse 1.4069 0.04201 231 156 56 19
390 I’m glad to see more Female writers are being included in the Western cannon 1.4068 0.04308 236 163 50 23
391 Can you point me toward the restroom? 1.4054 0.04549 222 156 42 24
392 Good luck on breaking the glass ceiling! 1.4052 0.04186 232 157 56 19
393 Want to get out of here? 1.4048 0.04123 210 136 61 12
394 I’ve heard you like to hit the ground running. 1.4048 0.04493 210 144 47 19
395 Look at me blabbering on, so what do you do for work? 1.4041 0.04718 193 133 42 18
396 I was fired last month and I'm on a new trajectory now. 1.4038 0.04346 213 144 52 17
397 I was just about to leave, you wanna shoot on over to my place? 1.4036 0.04303 223 152 52 19
398 I'm sorry to tell you but it's not a functional cannon. It's the litter box for our three cats. 1.4036 0.04576 223 158 40 25
399 It beats a pink slip and an exit interview, doesn't it? 1.4031 0.04551 196 133 47 16
400 Wait! First let me open the window! 1.4031 0.04608 196 134 45 17
401 And then I... Hey wait, you're not looking for a way out of this conversation are you? 1.4031 0.04608 196 134 45 17
402 Going out with a bang are we? 1.4028 0.04162 211 139 59 13
403 We could shoot over to my place." 1.4021 0.04465 194 130 50 14
404 Really, Janice, you don't need to make such a big deal about leaving the party early. 1.4018 0.03896 224 145 68 11
405 I'm guessing this book launch is for your autobiography 1.4017 0.04399 229 160 46 23
406 Remember - stick the landing! 1.4009 0.04385 217 149 49 19
407 I'm just sorry you have to leave early. 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
408 I see you meant it when you said you'd rather be launched out of a cannon than come to this party. 1.4000 0.04326 195 129 54 12
409 Who knew a forensic accountant and a human cannonball would have so much in common? 1.4000 0.04297 205 137 54 14
410 Most girls just claim they got an emergency text. 1.4000 0.04702 200 140 40 20
411 I prefer wine to shots. 1.4000 0.04339 190 125 54 11
412 How about I just call you an Uber? 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
413 This is one way to break the glass ceiling. 1.3990 0.04596 193 132 45 16
414 Getting your booster shot? 1.3989 0.04743 188 130 41 17
415 I guess, like every girl I meet, you'll soon be gone. 1.3981 0.04335 206 139 52 15
416 It's called the Social Distancer. 1.3981 0.04168 206 136 58 12
417 Watch the wall on your way out. 1.3979 0.04447 191 128 50 13
418 I can see you're about ready to blow this joint 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
419 Can’t we just get our coats and go without making a scene. 1.3974 0.04153 234 160 55 19
420 Can't we just leave though the door like normal people? 1.3974 0.04326 234 164 47 23
421 So, you're NOT interested? 1.3971 0.04684 204 144 39 21
422 I agree. Love is a battlefield. 1.3969 0.04692 194 135 41 18
423 If you wanted to go home early, you could've just asked! 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
424 In ten minutes you’ll be in space unless we miss our window. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
425 You should beat the rush hour if you leave now 1.3961 0.04152 207 137 58 12
426 People always leave my parties loaded. 1.3959 0.04411 197 133 50 14
427 So what is it you do? 1.3951 0.04455 205 141 47 17
428 Can't you just stomp out of the room like a normal drama queen? 1.3950 0.04697 200 141 39 20
429 So, why do you think you keep getting fired? 1.3946 0.04150 223 151 56 16
430 I sell insurance and still live with my mom. What’s your sign? 1.3944 0.04627 180 122 45 13
431 But enough about me... 1.3943 0.04856 175 121 39 15
432 I can't wait to see what you're wearing. 1.3942 0.04461 208 144 46 18
433 Are you heading over a mailbox by chance? 1.3939 0.04620 198 138 42 18
434 This is gonna be the best gender reveal ever! 1.3938 0.04706 193 135 40 18
435 I didn't know divorce reveal parties were a thing. 1.3937 0.04320 221 153 49 19
436 Alternatively you could just announce that you’re leaving. 1.3935 0.04242 216 147 53 16
437 Would you consider landing at my place? 1.3933 0.04729 178 122 42 14
438 I was a bit of a loose cannon in my youth too, but you're definitely in another league. 1.3930 0.04624 201 141 41 19
439 Dyan Cannon, I presume. 1.3929 0.04506 224 160 40 24
440 So they tell me you're going places. 1.3927 0.04443 219 154 44 21
441 So this isn't your book launch? 1.3927 0.04118 191 124 59 8
442 Do you need to go to the powder room, first? 1.3925 0.04648 186 128 43 15
443 Yes, I think I can pick up on social cues reasonably well. Why do you ask?” 1.3925 0.04772 186 130 39 17
444 So...do you leave here often? 1.3922 0.04412 204 140 48 16
445 Who says you can’t do anything with an English major. 1.3920 0.04546 199 138 44 17
446 I'd love to finish my story, but it looks like you're getting ready to leave. 1.3917 0.04423 217 152 45 20
447 So, what time do you go off? 1.3915 0.04645 212 152 37 23
448 I have never met someone of your caliber. 1.3913 0.04808 184 129 38 17
449 I'm vaccinated, but I'm still not comfortable taking the subway. 1.3911 0.04658 202 143 39 20
450 So, how's the social anxiety going? 1.3909 0.04577 197 137 43 17
451 I'm betting it's a "longshot 1.3907 0.04403 215 150 46 19
452 I think that you will still make your flight. 1.3905 0.04477 210 147 44 19
453 I hope it wasn't something I said 1.3902 0.04608 205 145 40 20
454 Agreed, TSA screening can be a pain, but what if you miss Chicago? 1.3901 0.04587 182 124 45 13
455 You'll go far, kiddo. 1.3897 0.04434 195 133 48 14
456 Perhaps you should wait till the pool opens to do a cannonball. 1.3897 0.04493 195 134 46 15
457 So, you'll get us a table, and I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.... Gotcha! 1.3897 0.04174 213 144 55 14
458 You’re the type of high-caliber gal I’ve been looking for. 1.3893 0.04268 244 174 45 25
459 A bit pointless to exchange phone numbers, don't you think? 1.3886 0.04357 211 146 48 17
460 That's interesting, but when I want to slip out early, I try NOT to call attention to myself. 1.3886 0.04700 193 136 39 18
461 You really know how to make an exit. 1.3886 0.04569 175 118 46 11
462 I believe you're the caliber of woman I've been looking for. 1.3883 0.04849 188 134 35 19
463 Pleased to meet someone of your caliber. 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
464 I didn't know there was such a thing as Uber Express 1.3879 0.05129 165 117 32 16
465 Are you sure you wouldn't rather call an Über? 1.3877 0.04186 227 157 52 18
466 It won't work, Nora. Everyone knows to ignore your little stunts. 1.3876 0.04385 209 145 47 17
467 I'll try and make this quick. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
468 When you get back, I’ll explain Bitcoin. 1.3862 0.04527 189 130 45 14
469 are you sure I can't call you an Uber? 1.3858 0.04627 197 139 40 18
470 I hope you're the right caliber for this job. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
471 Would you like to slip into something more comfortable? 1.3850 0.04409 200 138 47 15
472 Hope I'm not boring you. 1.3846 0.04306 182 121 52 9
473 The wine helps- I’m a little gun shy. 1.3846 0.04306 195 132 51 12
474 Oh, the bachelor’s party is across the street. 1.3842 0.04418 203 141 46 16
475 Sorry. I just thought it was worth a shot. 1.3842 0.04445 190 130 47 13
476 It was a dramatic move, but Janet never once regretted using her Mansplaining Escape Device. 1.3842 0.05127 177 129 28 20
477 Nice to chat with you. Maybe I’ll catch you later. 1.3838 0.04608 198 140 40 18
478 Granted, Uber isn't perfect. 1.3834 0.04577 193 135 42 16
479 I’d love to chat longer, but unfortunately I’m about to take off. 1.3834 0.04636 193 136 40 17
480 Sooo, do I have a shot? 1.3833 0.04545 180 123 45 12
481 So why do they call you "Boom-Boom"? 1.3829 0.04294 222 156 47 19
482 Call me when you get back 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
483 This time, dear, I’ll make sure the window is open. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
484 I'll offer everyone red wine until you get back with another bag of ice. 1.3822 0.04488 191 132 45 14
485 It's much cheaper than Uber. 1.3820 0.04578 178 122 44 12
486 When you asked me to bring you a shot, I just assumed .... 1.3820 0.04437 178 120 48 10
487 I’ve heard of making an entrance but this is quite a departure. 1.3816 0.04565 207 148 39 20
488 Well, color me embarrassed! I thought it was a book launch. 1.3815 0.05081 173 125 30 18
489 going anyplace interesting? 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
490 You were serious when you said you wanted to leave early! 1.3812 0.04788 181 128 37 16
491 I said “Pachelbel’s canon in D major,” not “possible cannon in teenager” 1.3810 0.04466 210 148 42 19
492 My dear, will you consider a shot of tequila instead?" 1.3807 0.04450 197 137 45 15
493 Honey, this is better than Uber. Just text us when you land. 1.3799 0.04759 179 126 38 15
494 My last relationship ended with barely a whimper 1.3797 0.04968 158 109 35 12
495 Greg slowly became suspicious Carole was not, in fact, interested in his stamp collection story 1.3793 0.04787 174 122 38 14
496 Let me call a taxi for you instead. 1.3789 0.04741 190 136 36 18
497 Okay, it's lit. You know it wouldn't offend anyone if you just left by the front door. 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
498 I think this may be our best launch party yet. 1.3786 0.04419 206 145 44 17
499 I just think it’s so important to see women included in the canon 1.3785 0.04501 214 154 39 21
500 Looks like you'll beat me home. 1.3778 0.04537 180 124 44 12
501 I must say I've always found just dinging on my glass with a fork works perfectly well." 1.3778 0.04537 180 124 44 12
502 Hey do you want to get out of here and go someplace quiet? 1.3777 0.04468 188 130 45 13
503 Another case of red and pick up a few bags of ice. 1.3775 0.04393 204 143 45 15
504 Ready to blow this joint? 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
505 Have you got a light? 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
506 Can I get your number before you take off? 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
507 So when can I see you again? 1.3765 0.04862 170 120 36 14
508 They told me you were a loose cannon. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
509 You're Morris's third wife, aren't you? 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
510 What a coincidence! I love the 1812 Overture. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
511 Hey, I remember you from the giant birthday cake. 1.3757 0.04586 173 119 43 11
512 The Powder room? First door on the left. 1.3756 0.04430 205 145 43 17
513 Drink this first. It'll take your mind off things. 1.3750 0.04973 168 120 33 15
514 Are you trying to get fired? 1.3743 0.04543 187 131 42 14
515 Do you also need a light? 1.3743 0.04543 187 131 42 14
516 These gender reveal parties are getting more and more creative! 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
517 Your Uber driver is waiting 6 blocks away. 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
518 I’m actually looking for more of a long term relationship. 1.3742 0.04612 163 111 43 9
519 But Honey,we just got here. 1.3737 0.04675 190 136 37 17
520 It’s a perfectly safe stage prop. What can possibly go wrong? 1.3736 0.04822 182 131 34 17
521 Yes my dear, trust me, I promise to follow right after you. 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
522 What a funny coincidence! I also don't feel safe using Uber. 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
523 Aim higher 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
524 I too was fired at an office party. 1.3723 0.04586 188 133 40 15
525 Clown college, you say? I am an accountant, myself. 1.3720 0.04395 207 147 43 17
526 You could get a lot more attention if you’d smile. 1.3718 0.04745 156 107 40 9
527 That’s one way to get canonized. 1.3717 0.04473 191 133 43 13
528 It's supposed to be art, but we still keep it pointed at the open window. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
529 What a coincidence, I’m a son of a gun. 1.3713 0.04525 202 145 39 18
530 I see you've done well with your MFA. 1.3713 0.04690 167 116 40 11
531 So, do you get fired a lot? 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
532 So, are you enjoying the party? 1.3707 0.04369 205 145 44 16
533 A person of your caliber is bound to go far. 1.3707 0.04530 205 148 38 19
534 Booster Shot... 1.3704 0.05319 162 120 24 18
535 So I guess that's a hard 'No!' 1.3704 0.04456 162 109 46 7
536 Can I offer you a Molotov cocktail? 1.3704 0.04688 189 136 36 17
537 Allison, I hope your aim is true. 1.3700 0.04445 200 142 42 16
538 Our house is in the other direction. 1.3699 0.04930 173 125 32 16
539 You're right. Jumping out of a cake is so twentieth century! 1.3698 0.04392 192 134 45 13
540 Don’t forget your mask! 1.3694 0.05518 157 118 20 19
541 Booster shot of course ...did you have to make an appointment or did you just jump in ? 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
542 Sorry you have to leave so soon, but it was a blast catching up. 1.3690 0.04471 187 131 43 13
543 How high do you want to get? 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
544 Your commute times must be incredible 1.3681 0.04419 182 125 45 11
545 Laura, you need to come up with a more subtle signal for when to leave a party. 1.3681 0.05146 163 119 28 16
546 Your husband always told me you were a loose cannon. 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
547 You're taking a shotgun wedding to a whole new level. 1.3681 0.04996 163 117 32 14
548 There’s really no need to go ballistic on me. 1.3681 0.04996 163 117 32 14
549 I heard this party was going to end with a bang, but hadn't taken that literally. 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
550 It probably pays more than popping out of a cake. 1.3679 0.04184 193 132 51 10
551 Who me? Oh, I'm an accountant 1.3678 0.04699 174 123 38 13
552 Sawing you in half was getting old. 1.3671 0.04054 207 142 54 11
553 I don't want to set you off, but... 1.3671 0.05107 158 113 30 14
554 Why don't you just take a taxi? 1.3669 0.04939 169 122 32 15
555 One more thing before you go 1.3667 0.04380 180 124 46 10
556 I'll pick you up after work. 1.3665 0.05038 161 116 31 14
557 You sure I can't call you an Uber? 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
558 It is certainly faster than the cross-town bus. 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
559 Can we take this outside? 1.3651 0.04680 189 137 35 17
560 Are you heading over to Joe's party next ? 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
561 Through the window, off the tree, down the awning and into the passenger seat of the convertible 1.3651 0.04619 189 136 37 16
562 Wow....not the usual 'Sorry, I gotta use the restroom' 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
563 Now this is gonna blow you away. 1.3647 0.04547 170 118 42 10
564 I’m sorry dear, but no one is paying any attention. 1.3646 0.04633 181 129 38 14
565 I've been looking for a woman of your caliber. 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
566 You didn't hear this from me, but there's a rumor that you're about to be fired. 1.3631 0.04530 179 126 41 12
567 You must be the big shot at this party. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
568 Finally someone else who doesn't know how to sneak out of a terrible party 1.3627 0.04722 193 142 32 19
569 Does this mean our speed date is over? 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
570 I think maybe I shouldn’t have offered you that light. 1.3626 0.04612 182 130 38 14
571 This is a good way to launch your IPO but I would open the window first. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
572 Does the gun have a permit to carry a person? 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
573 Personally, I like to celebrate the Fourth of July without setting my ass on fire, but you do you. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
574 And don't forget those little onions for the martinis. 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
575 Miss Ball, I presume 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
576 But baby it’s cold outside. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
577 Really, it's on my way. I can drop you off. No one seems to know you here anyway. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
578 Enough about me, what are you doing in that cannon? 1.3614 0.04456 202 146 39 17
579 I told you that we'd bring out the big guns at your art showing! 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
580 Have I got a shot? 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
581 How was your exit interview? 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
582 I know you want to leave, but this is ridiculous. 1.3605 0.04350 172 118 46 8
583 I've always been attracted to women of a higher caliber 1.3602 0.05104 161 118 28 15
584 Is it something I said? 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
585 Break a leg. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
586 Can't you stay for just one more drink? You're not driving. 1.3596 0.04611 178 127 38 13
587 I've always thought more women should be included in the canon. 1.3594 0.04375 192 136 43 13
588 Do you have to leave so soon? 1.3591 0.04489 181 128 41 12
589 I said, "I was a canon lawyer, but I got fired." 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
590 Yeah, I should take off soon, too. 1.3588 0.04380 170 117 45 8
591 What are you doing after the party ? 1.3587 0.04570 184 132 38 14
592 What a coincidence! My mother was tightrope walker. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
593 I suppose this is one way of exploding onto the scene! 1.3576 0.04731 151 105 38 8
594 Where are you off to? 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
595 Did you want me to light your fire? 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
596 Something tells me you're ready to go. 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
597 I bet some people are intimidated by you, but I like a straight shooter. 1.3566 0.05562 143 107 21 15
598 I'm getting loaded myself. 1.3563 0.04955 174 129 28 17
599 I'm in PR. What do you do? 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
600 You look like you're going places. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
601 My ex wife also had a real short fuse 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
602 To be honest, it pays much better than exotic dancing. 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
603 You're planning on leaving early? 1.3552 0.04647 183 132 35 15
604 So, we disagree on the Second Amendment, but can I get your number before you go? 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 11
605 Have you insisted on a good comprehensive health policy? 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
606 I don't want to miss my one shot. 1.3544 0.04672 158 111 38 9
607 According to Google Maps, you should get there in about 7 seconds. 1.3543 0.04586 175 125 38 12
608 I swear no one else is wearing the same outfit! 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
609 "Infrastructure passed. It's OK to take the bridge now" 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
610 I mean, I understand "going out with a bang" but this seems like a bit much. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
611 Enough about me! How do you know the Glieberman's? 1.3533 0.04689 184 135 33 16
612 While you’re out can you get more Cabernet? 1.3529 0.04894 170 125 30 15
613 Fifty bucks says you can’t get past the kitchen. 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
614 Where do you stand on concealed carry? 1.3526 0.04970 173 129 27 17
615 It’s hard to find a woman of your caliber. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
616 Tell me something about you that might surprise me 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
617 According to the building's code, this counts as a fire escape. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
618 Do you want me to open the window? 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
619 So,I hear you are moving. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
620 Surely there are better ways to avoid being a wallflower. 1.3520 0.04223 179 124 47 8
621 Your dad tells me you like to travel. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
622 Dodging a boring party conversation can be challenging, I agree, but you could just pretend you need to pee, like everyone else. 1.3517 0.04847 145 102 35 8
623 Would you mind if I aim you at my ex-wife? 1.3517 0.05228 145 106 27 12
624 Am I really that boring? 1.3516 0.04723 182 134 32 16
625 I'm having a blast. How about you? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
626 You're quite the blonde bombshell. 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
627 And I thought a maskless party was risky. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
628 I'll follow you home later, honey! Did you remember to leave our bedroom window open? 1.3509 0.04870 171 126 30 15
629 What are you doing after the blast? 1.3509 0.04579 171 121 38 11
630 To be honest, I was also initially skeptical of Tesla’s public transportation initiative. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
631 You have but one shot at a career in art. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
632 So popping out of a birthday cake wasn't exciting enough? 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
633 Or maybe I could just walk you home? 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
634 Thanks again - this will really get the party off to a flying start! 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
635 Yes, I've been to a launch party before. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
636 Planning a quick exit are you? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
637 Wouldn’t you rather take an Uber? 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
638 I'm waiting for SpaceX myself. 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
639 If you reach the front of the buffet line, could you make a plate for me? 1.3500 0.04413 200 146 38 16
640 Of course we WILL have to cancel your life insurance policy. 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
641 I heard you were quite a bombshell. 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
642 Sorry, I don't have a light. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
643 Rotate a little to the left or you'll miss the window. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
644 When I saw you .... I knew it was a long shot.... 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
645 I have this effect on most people. 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
646 I wish I could leave too! 1.3487 0.04186 195 138 46 11
647 I love your hair -- or am I missing the point here? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
648 When I asked you if you want to get out of here I meant with me. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
649 Wow! The ultimate climax!" 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
650 Wouldn't it be a bit safer to go home in a taxi? 1.3478 0.04551 184 134 36 14
651 Can I get you a drink, or are you taking off? 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
652 Leaving so fast? 1.3474 0.04449 190 138 38 14
653 Let me tell you about the time I was shot out of a canon much bigger than this one. 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
654 You know I’m a big Pachelbel fan myself 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
655 I prefer a shot of whisky myself. 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
656 I always considered you to be a real bombshell! 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
657 Are you naked? 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
658 You know the car is out front? 1.3464 0.04478 153 106 41 6
659 So you're the big shot nobody is talking about. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
660 You could have just said you were ready to leave. 1.3457 0.04406 162 113 42 7
661 Why "No, I'm not great with social cues." Why do you ask? 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
662 We won't fire you if you'll just take the vaccine. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
663 So what do you do for a living? 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
664 One hell of a coming out party, Liz. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
665 Well, I should let you go. 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
666 As your life coach, I remind you that aiming high is just a metaphor. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
667 The littlest things set me off too 1.3452 0.04386 168 118 42 8
668 I know. It’s impossible to get a cab these days. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
669 It's always worked before. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
670 I'd rather split an Uber... 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
671 Isn't your reputation as the Blond Bombshell getting worn a bit thin? 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
672 I guess you'll be leaving soon? 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
673 Drinks after? I'd like to see where this is going. 1.3439 0.04395 189 137 39 13
674 We only associate ourselves with people of the highest caliber. 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
675 Thanks for asking, but I'm more of a lampshade-on-the-head man. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
676 So tell me, why did you name your cannon "the mansplainer escape machine?" 1.3438 0.05019 160 119 27 14
677 Glass ceilings were made to be broken! 1.3436 0.04797 163 119 32 12
678 Do you really think you need to make such a dramatic exit? 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
679 It’s amazing that we met, as I’m in the safety net business. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
680 Knock 'em dead, honey. 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
681 That one is smooth and full-bodied. If you like dry and oaky, you must try our trebuchet. 1.3431 0.05716 137 105 17 15
682 I didn't make the SpaceX guest list either; Is this Plan B? 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
683 So I hear you're just about to move out of the building... 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
684 Oh, you're taking off already? 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
685 Maybe you should slip into something more comfortable. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
686 Or you can just send an e-mail. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
687 I set the traverse and elevation for Hackensack. Good Luck. 1.3419 0.05132 155 116 25 14
688 So, what do you do for work? 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
689 What? Leaving so soon? 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
690 What's really strange is that you're the third woman I talked to here who doesn't have a phone number! 1.3418 0.05295 158 121 20 17
691 No, this cannon only goes to 59th Street, the one in the bedroom goes to 96th Street. 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
692 Big deal! I'm getting loaded, too. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
693 Before you go could I ask what you were drinking? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
694 I knew your husband. He was a man of extraordinary caliber! 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
695 I told you it would be difficult to mingle wearing that. 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 12
696 I’m on the do not fly list 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
697 I don't care if you wear a helmet, but you do need to be vaccinated. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
698 We wanted your going-away party to be a blast. 1.3404 0.04703 141 99 36 6
699 What do you mean your leaving me ? 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
700 I heard you have quite a reputation for being loose. 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
701 So…how’s it going? 1.3403 0.05502 144 110 19 15
702 I'm certain there are easier ways to leave me, Lauren. 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
703 So you're the new girl. Good luck. The old girl made quite a hit. 1.3396 0.05112 159 120 24 15
704 Say, aren't you the girl from last year who jumped out of the cake? 1.3395 0.04479 162 115 39 8
705 It’s safe to come out now. Your ex just left. 1.3394 0.04901 165 123 27 14
706 you'll get home before me, will you let the dog out? 1.3392 0.04243 171 120 44 7
707 Perhaps you suffer from projectile dysfunction 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
708 If you want to leave, why don't you just say so. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
709 I’m an actuary. What do you do? 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
710 The catapult lady in the other room asked me to ask you the GPS again. 1.3380 0.05372 142 107 22 13
711 I don’t think that it what is meant as a booster shot. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
712 Actually, I'd say we're both lit. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
713 I told you we'd have a blast 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
714 Trust me. This will knock an hour off your commute 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
715 Are the trains still down? 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
716 Never thought I'd meet a bombshell like you at Harry's party. 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
717 Sure, I'll wait here while you gunpowder your nose." 1.3377 0.05306 151 115 21 15
718 And I thought that I was getting blasted tonight. 1.3376 0.04478 157 111 39 7
719 I'm picking up notes of apricot and cinnamon, along with a hint of desperation. 1.3375 0.04511 160 114 38 8
720 No, I don’t have a short fuse. You? 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
721 Welcome to our gender reveal party! 1.3373 0.04886 169 127 27 15
722 I'm sure the hosts won't be offended if you just walk out the door. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
723 Hey, anything to avoid spending the entire night in high heels, right? 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
724 Your mother and I agree. It’s time to stop working from home. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
725 Don’t you think there’s a more subtle way to tell our friends we’re getting divorced ? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
726 It’s a going away party 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
727 As you’re about to learn, it’s hard to get anyone’s attention here in the Big Apple. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
728 Just a moment, please, while I open the window for you. 1.3355 0.04471 152 107 39 6
729 Say when. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
730 I understand you’re working remotely these days. 1.3353 0.04716 170 126 31 13
731 Any excuse not to hear about Doug's online sommelier course. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
732 If we could meet afterwards, I'd like to talk to you about setting up an annuity. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
733 What a coincidence! I love canons too. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
734 It's kind of a cross between an Irish Goodbye and Brexit. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
735 I applaud your decision to go out with a bang. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
736 After a few glasses I feel pretty loose myself. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
737 You look wonderful in black 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
738 See, I told you this party was going to be a blast!!! 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
739 You got your wish. You will be a big shot on Park Avenue! 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
740 Wow! You're truly a bombshell! 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
741 What did I just drink? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
742 Wouldn't a ride home be a better option ? 1.3333 0.04262 174 124 42 8
743 Yeah, but it pays more than jumping out of a cake! 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
744 Would you like to get a drink later if you’re not going anywhere? 1.3333 0.04563 174 128 34 12
745 Shouldn’t you be coming out of a cake? 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
746 It’s faster than an uber. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
747 Frankly it's not the glass ceiling I'm worried about. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
748 Let's get this party started. 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
749 I don't know. I just thought maybe we could try to find that spark again. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
750 See? I told you Chuck's parties are always a blast. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
751 I think you are going to make a big impression 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
752 Are you avoiding me? 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
753 I love an introvert with an exit strategy. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
754 I'm lit too. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
755 Well, it's a long story but I don't think you have the time. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
756 You'll have a blast 1.3309 0.04611 139 98 36 5
757 OK, I'll keep this short. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
758 It’s so nice to speak with someone who has such clear plans for the future. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
759 so... tell me something interesting about yourself 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
760 Don't you think there's a belter way to let the guests know the party's over? 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
761 So where’d you put the ball 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 23 8
762 They were out of giant pop-out cakes due to supply chain issues 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
763 It's rare for me to find a woman so easy to talk to. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
764 Lots of people are good at making a grand entrance, but I have to hand it to you, you’ve taken going out with a bang to a new level. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
765 I too am a Civil War reënactor. 1.3292 0.04474 161 116 37 8
766 You said you wanted to start the year off with a bang 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
767 Because you have nothing to wear? 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
768 You must be the bigshot I have heard about. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
769 'You're leaving early?' 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
770 Bob has assured me he setup the trampoline. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
771 I brought you here to tell you that you’re fired. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
772 I like a girl who's primed and ready to go. 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
773 You've been listening to "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" again, haven't you? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
774 So we both want to get banged tonight. 1.3285 0.05590 137 106 17 14
775 So it only goes off if your COVID test comes back positive? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
776 You're not leaving, are you? 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
777 Your launch party sure is unique. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
778 Best gender reveal idea ever right honey?!?! 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
779 I’m betting that Dwane had a hard time finding a woman of your caliber. 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
780 Isn't the canon a bit outdated 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
781 Sorry, I'm looking for someone more down to earth. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
782 Your dad told me your were in show business now. 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
783 I see you’re not one for subtle exits?”. 1.3265 0.04441 147 104 37 5
784 Most people find my charm quite disarming. 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
785 I didn't mean to trigger you. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
786 I opened the window, called for an ambulance, got you a drink and lit the fuse. Anything else? 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
787 You could have just said you weren't interested. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
788 So this is how they do 15 second speed dating. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
789 So you really are leaving him! 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
790 Hang in there, you'll go far. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
791 Shoot yourself out of a cannon here often? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
792 How about a drink before you take off? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
793 If you want to go, let's just take the stairs. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
794 Actually,the first step in the canonization process is death. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
795 There are easier ways to have an impact. 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
796 Say you love me,and I'll open the window. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
797 No, I said the Pachelbel canon 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
798 So it was this or the middle seat? 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
799 A drink before you take off? 1.3252 0.04914 163 124 25 14
800 Next time bring a designated driver. 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
801 Yes dear, this is the fastest way to get to the mall for Black Friday sales! 1.3250 0.05444 120 88 23 8
802 Would you care for a shot? 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
803 Can I just tell you a quick story about my family tree before you go? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
804 You’re sure I can’t call you a cab? 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
805 Nice wheels. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
806 I agree, taxis and Ubers can be slow. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
807 I just wanted a small little hand gun for the party,but I guess everything bigger in texas 1.3245 0.05021 151 113 25 12
808 Wow! When my aunt Faustina was canonized, all she got was a t-shirt 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
809 Well, it's been a blast! 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
810 We’re kindred spirits. My ex has always told people I’m a clown. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
811 Hi, I work in accounting. 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
812 It was supposed to be a cake but the bakery was closed. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
813 I ordered the girl to pop out of a CAKE. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
814 Wouldn't it be simpler just to clink this glass with a spoon? 1.3237 0.05327 139 106 21 12
815 I think you're gonna get a real bang out of this. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
816 Would you like the window open or closed? 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
817 Can I get your number in the next five seconds? 1.3231 0.04661 130 92 34 4
818 Being fired can be a blessing in disguise 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
819 I’m into art. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
820 So, hey, I'm about to get blasted too! 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
821 I like to put an emphasis on the "speed" part of dating... 1.3228 0.04331 158 113 39 6
822 Sorry you have to take off so soon." 1.3228 0.04423 158 114 37 7
823 When I said I think you should shoot for the stars I meant it allegorically..... 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
824 I've had a blast, too. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
825 Dinner sometime? I'm an orthopedic surgeon, so we might be a good match. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
826 I reread the divorce agreement...it's in there. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
827 … and then of course there’s our Platinum Protection Plan, which gives you extra peace of mind for only $9.99 more per month… 1.3220 0.06240 118 94 10 14
828 I’m bored too but maybe we can sneak out quietly 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
829 Frankly,we’ve moved beyond the Western cannon 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
830 Well this is nice. Most woman run away from me as soon as I start talking. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
831 My ex was a loose cannon , too. 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
832 Yeah, I hate riding the subway too. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
833 Have you met the woman in the other room who says her life is one long high wire act? 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
834 Could we catch up later? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
835 I wonder what you'd be like after three cocktails, Cathy 1.3212 0.05276 137 104 22 11
836 Here’s your shot, now don’t blow it! 1.3212 0.04852 137 99 30 7
837 So...what are you wearing? 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
838 You'll go places fast. 1.3209 0.05360 134 102 21 11
839 Are you available New Year’s Eve? 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
840 It’s better than Uber except for the powder burns. 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
841 At least there is no middle seat. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
842 Are we the only ones getting bombed at this party? 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
843 I know you said you wanted to go out with a bang, but this is a bit much. 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
844 I got rid of my car too. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
845 I like to leave early too. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
846 Is this really how you want to launch your career? 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
847 If you're aimed properly, drop in to my place. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
848 Want a shot? 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
849 Not to worry! When it's time, we will open the window. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
850 Would you like a drink? Some gunpowder? A helmet? 1.3198 0.04858 172 133 23 16
851 Are you sure I can't call you a Lyft? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
852 May I offer you a cigarette? 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
853 You'll probably get home first. Can you let the dog out? 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
854 Something's making me suspect I'm boring you. 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
855 This takes speed dating to a whole new level! 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
856 They told me you were a BOMBSHELL… 1.3191 0.04861 141 104 29 8
857 Wow, you’re online profile did say you have an explosive personality ! 1.3191 0.04308 141 99 39 3
858 What time do you blast off? 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
859 I guess that’s the last time you’ll ask the host if the dip is gluten-free. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
860 You´ll go far! 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
861 So...you only do Second Amendment parties? 1.3185 0.04870 157 119 26 12
862 I’m sorry, Jennifer, but the invitation clearly stated that all guests must be vaccinated. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
863 You Da Bomb! 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
864 Or we could go back to my place 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
865 Leave the canon, take the cannoli. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
866 Oh, you'll be home way before me. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
867 So you're saying I've got a shot? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
868 Well...you said you wanted to go out with a bang. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
869 It’s the only way you’ll get home in time for Jeopardy. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
870 Trust me It’s safer than the vaccine 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
871 Can I give you a ride home? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
872 Hi there again. I’m back with your refill! 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
873 You're a big shot - any advice? 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
874 You seem to be in a rather precarious situation here. Are you at all concerned that you’ll be fired? 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
875 Make me an offer I can defuse. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
876 I meant I wanted you to meet a Big Shot 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
877 So you're into long distance dating 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
878 Where ever did you find the perfect size cannon? 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
879 You know that's a painting of a window? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
880 I’m sorry, but this is how we say goodbye to party crashers. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
881 You look like you're having a blast! 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
882 So Nancy, what do you like to do for fun? 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
883 Let's blow this place 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
884 Have you even considered why your employer hires an assistant every single day? 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
885 Give my regards to Broadway! 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
886 It's faster than Uber. I call it Fodder. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
887 What a blast to see you again! 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
888 I just guess I choose a different way to get blasted at parties 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
889 You won’t be the first to get fired at a Christmas party, heh-heh. 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
890 Remind me again, after your attention-seeking episode, do I put the cannon in with the recyclables? Laura Milo, Morganville, NJ 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
891 Didn't I tell you this party would be a blast? 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
892 While you're out, we could use some more pinot. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
893 Do call me so I know you got home safely. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
894 Too late now, but you'll need to switch wheels to make the window. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
895 I know what you mean! The F train can be so slow on weekends. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
896 Can I get you anything drink, dip ... helmet? 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
897 Fascinating. So what do you do for an encore? 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
898 You're a blast at parties. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
899 Wow! This IPO launch party is a lot more than I expected. 1.3145 0.04898 159 122 24 13
900 So, how long are you here for? 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
901 It could put you out of cell phone range.” 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
902 I’m picking up a vibe that you don’t want to talk anymore… 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
903 I have a really soft landing pad at my place. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
904 Can't you make the usual excuses and leave by the door. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
905 You won the free trip. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
906 I guess that's enough about me, let's talk about you. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
907 Must you pop off so soon? 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
908 Hey, wanna' get outta' here? Lemme point you toward my apartment. 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
909 Will you be orbiting or shall I meet you on the roof for a drink? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
910 People tend to go to extraordinary lengths to avoid talking to me at parties." 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
911 One more glass of wine and it’ll be a piece of cake 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
912 Ironic that you have to leave... just when the party is about to get interesting... because of how you're leaving 1.3130 0.04608 131 94 33 4
913 I like your costume." 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
914 Leave it to Ted to throw a mistress reveal party. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
915 I don't know if getting yourself shot out of a cannon is a good idea, but you should at least wear a mask. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
916 It was either this or a cake. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
917 If only we could get their attention 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
918 If at any point this experience becomes subjectively scary—just remember how great this will look on your college applications. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
919 I thought you were opposed to the current literary canon. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
920 What are you doing later? 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
921 This is my first time speed-dating. You? 1.3125 0.05518 128 99 18 11
922 Trust me. Uber is so last week. 1.3125 0.05629 128 100 16 12
923 Thank you anyway. I’m set for my ride home. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
924 0k honey, I got the hint. I’ll go and get the car” 1.3121 0.04683 157 117 29 10
925 '''I miss traveling too, but I guess not quite as much as you...." 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
926 Just remember to stick the landing. 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
927 Like me, looks like you're already lit. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
928 Didn’t you work the Miller’s gender reveal last week? 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
929 Wow, ever since your liposuction you can fit into anything! 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
930 So you will be leaving early? 1.3111 0.04639 135 98 32 5
931 Wow, and here I was thinking the petite fours were the grand finale! 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
932 Hey, in this economy, who hasn’t been? 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
933 I told you you should have chosen truth. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
934 Boom voyage! 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
935 When he comes in we'll yell "Surprise" and tell him to make a wish and blow out the fuse. Then you pop out and do your dance. What could go wrong? 1.3108 0.05060 148 114 22 12
936 Risk management isn't going to like this. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
937 I do have one last question… Is the Sauvignon Blanc in the fridge all we have? 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
938 I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
939 You really should have negotiated a severance package before agreeing to be fired. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
940 This is what we do to New Yorker editors who don't find our contributions to the caption contest funny! 1.3103 0.05925 116 91 14 11
941 You’re impulsive. I like that in a woman. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
942 Catch you later. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
943 When I said you could use a shot, I meant a drink. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
944 I told you your entrance- er- exit would bring down the house! 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
945 Sorry...we can't move the window. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
946 Here's to finally crashing through the glass ceiling. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
947 Relax. You're going to be a big hit! 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
948 Looks like you are getting ready to go nowhere fast 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
949 Just so you know, we are on a bus line. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
950 Interesting! Who told you it was a costume party? 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
951 I want to light your fire. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
952 Is this the sign you’re ready to go? 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
953 My daughter is aiming for Yale, too. 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
954 You’re dating profile said you were a firecracker. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
955 I'm in finance. And what do you do? 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
956 I think you'll really make an impression wherever you land. 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
957 OK, now it's a super-spreader event. 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 4
958 Best of luck at college,sweetheart. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
959 Don't you just love gender reveal parties? 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
960 You must really hate small talk. 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
961 Did Elon Musk suggest this? 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
962 Would it help if I opened a window? 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
963 Smile, you're on Candid Cannon! 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
964 Can I offer you a drink before you take off? 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
965 This is way more exciting than the usual Bon Voyage party. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
966 I see you can't wait to leave the party. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
967 once you clear the window, you will be fine 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
968 And you must be Mrs Pachelbel? 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
969 I don’t think this is what the host meant when he asked if you wanted a shot. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
970 Wow! You really are a bombshell! 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
971 ... am I talking too much ? 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
972 You must be a blast at parties. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 25 10
973 My ex said I was so boring, people would do anything to get out of a conversation with me" 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
974 My cannon also shoots amazing things. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
975 You had me at hello. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
976 Are you sure I can’t get you an Uber? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
977 Ready to leave? 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
978 I'm sorry if your friends think I'm boring 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
979 When you get there tell them I said hi. 1.3056 0.04438 144 105 34 5
980 I know we planned to leave quickly, but this is too obvious. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
981 No worry, you'll soon find your own trajectory. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
982 'Loose cannon'" is a metaphor, darling. Not something to take literally. 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
983 So why don’t we shoot over to my place, and I’ll show you my Cannon 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
984 I won't let anyone drive home while intoxicated from this party. Trust me this is much safer. Just remember to tuck and roll! 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
985 It's not where you go, it's all about the trip 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
986 They're not serving Cannonballs anymore. They've moved onto Boiler Makers. 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
987 I see you’re launching your art career! 1.3046 0.04791 151 114 26 9
988 I know we may only have a short time together 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
989 Yeah, a lot of my days are shot to hell too. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
990 Ms Howitzer, I presume? 1.3040 0.04714 125 91 30 4
991 I'm more of an 'Irish-Goodbye' guy myself. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
992 I’ve been told I have a short fuse too. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
993 Its not every day you meet someone of your caliber. 1.3038 0.04553 158 118 30 9
994 Don't you hate it when someone can't take a hint? 1.3037 0.05390 135 106 17 12
995 My number? 3...2...1... 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
996 Well the fascinating thing about cryptocurrency is... 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
997 When you asked if I knew what really burns your ass I thought you were being rhetorical. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
998 I said SEX-bomb darling, you always forget the sex part. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
999 Do you think you'd be interested in taking a shot at me? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1000 Why can’t you just get high like I do? 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1001 Joe wasn't kidding when he told me you were a real bombshell." 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1002 They're doing shots in the kitchen too. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1003 Back in my day, we shot cereal out of cannons. 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
1004 Shouldn't we open the window more? 1.3025 0.04707 119 86 30 3
1005 I’ve got the next round. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1006 It’s a pain in the butt, but at least it beats the traffic. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1007 Well, I see your life is finally going on an upward trajectory. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
1008 So, how is your psychotherapy going? 1.3023 0.05347 129 100 19 10
1009 I told you not to come. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1010 Just remember to tuck and roll! 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1011 Social safety net be damned --- I just had to come over and introduce myself. 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1012 FYI, the toilet's working now. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1013 I think I got it, Is it Tick Tick Boom ? 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
1014 Can't you just give a guy a shot? 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1015 There’s a larger window in the study. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1016 Your mother and I are hoping we'll see more of you now that we've installed a skylight. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
1017 This is not the ‘let’s leave’ signal we agreed on. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1018 One more shot? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1019 We just met. What’s the rush? 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1020 Sybil! The walls of the gallery are solid cement; you are about to become a “Jackson Pollack”. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
1021 I hear you made a big impression in your Philharmonic debut in the '1812 Overture'. 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
1022 Aren’t you having a blast? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1023 Didn't I see you popping out of a cake somewhere? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1024 Okay to shoot by later? 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
1025 And if this doesn't get their attention...? 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1026 Wear a mask, honey. You might land near an anti-vaxxer. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1027 If you want to leave, we can just leave. You don't have to be dramatic. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1028 Great costume! 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1029 Any travel plans? 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1030 What time to do you go off? 1.2993 0.04559 137 101 31 5
1031 I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone of your caliber before! 1.2992 0.05039 127 95 24 7
1032 It’s the newest way to get to the top. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1033 May I douse your fuse? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1034 So you’re going for the grand exit? 1.2987 0.04334 154 114 34 6
1035 And it's powered purely by academic pretentiousness you say? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1036 No, the glass ceiling has never been an issue for me. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1037 Can't find an Uber? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
1038 So that's how you make your fast exits from a dull party. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
1039 Got any plans for New Year's? 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1040 I envy you because I have a really short fuse 1.2979 0.04358 141 103 34 4
1041 Wow,your a real bombshell. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
1042 Impressive idea, but you may want to quickly google 'Sally Ride' . 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
1043 Maybe life wouldn’t feel like a circus act if your aren’t always getting loaded… 1.2977 0.05163 131 101 21 9
1044 I told you this party would be a blast! 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1045 So you're finally launching your start up? 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1046 In my fraternity days I would often get blasted, too. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1047 Wow, you must be the artist famous for making dramatic exits! 1.2975 0.03966 158 114 41 3
1048 I’m glad to see another female author in the cannon. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
1049 You’ll be okay. It’s illegal to yell ‘FIRE!’ in a crowded cocktail party. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1050 Shouldn’t you be in a cake? 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
1051 I wondered what they meant by “High Caliber Entertainment” 1.2971 0.04413 138 101 33 4
1052 Maybe you can tell me why that left wheel is so much smaller than the right one? 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1053 You know there are other safer ways to get where you need to go and still avoid the subway. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1054 Interestingly,the cannon was invented in 12th century China… 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1055 Don't you think you're taking "social distancing" a bit far? 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1056 I'm not really comfortable in crowds yet, either. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1057 Must you leave so soon? 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1058 I'm just going to sneak out when no one is looking. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1059 I'm a bit of a loose canon myself. 1.2963 0.04787 162 127 22 13
1060 Well,you’ve got my attention! Are you wearing anything in there? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1061 Do we always have to be the first to leave? 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
1062 You're the performance artist? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1063 Get out of there immediately! I’d never fire an employee of your caliber. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1064 But then I said, ' who wants a humdrum divorce?' 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1065 It's a shame you have to leave so soon. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1066 I guess they were right Ivanka when they said you will do anything for attention. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1067 Your coming out party, I presume 1.2960 0.05682 125 100 13 12
1068 Do you believe in love at last sight? 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
1069 Mr. Davidson found a great new way to get people home without worrying about any impaired driving. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1070 You have social anxiety? But you appear so confident. 1.2958 0.05075 142 111 20 11
1071 I never thought there’d be a worse alternative to a shotgun wedding. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1072 I have been wanting to get one of these as I hear they are really good on milage. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1073 So, are you the artist or just a thrill seeker? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1074 So are you the big shot performing artist everyone is talking about? 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1075 I'll handle the fire department, just don't forget the ice. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1076 Hi, I’m Dave. How do you like me so far? 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
1077 I understand you've been trying to get my attention? 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
1078 I hear your career is really taking off. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1079 Our building has a variety of alternative transportation options. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
1080 Are you sure the window's open? 1.2950 0.04386 139 102 33 4
1081 I had no idea Segway made this Get-away model. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
1082 I don't believe we've met, I fly United. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1083 Alright, you get the house. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
1084 I couldn't agree more—let the airlines strike. 1.2946 0.05324 129 101 18 10
1085 You only get one chance to make a first impression. 1.2945 0.04255 146 107 35 4
1086 I know things have been rough lately, but I'm sure you'll land on your feet. 1.2941 0.04318 136 99 34 3
1087 I think you're at the wrong party 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1088 And may I ask, is there a Mr. Knievel? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1089 I guess you could say she has a short fuse. 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
1090 I've always wanted to start a relationship with a bang! 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1091 Uhm,hey,hi. I, didn’t realize speed-dating was so intense. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1092 Try this wine...it's the Bomb!" 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1093 I see you are saving money on Uber. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
1094 “When you leave, this party will be a blast.” 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1095 "Are you Freudian or Jungian in your ethos? 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1096 Wow, this second glass is hitting me pretty hard 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1097 So you’re NOT staying for cake? 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1098 I always have a blast at Charlie's parties! 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
1099 I'm single, own my own company, like long walks on the beach and being shot out of cannons. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1100 Nice icebreaker 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1101 I knew you'd come out when the wine was served. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1102 So, you haven't found new work since the circus closed? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1103 This went really well for a blind date! Can I call you? 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1104 It's great to see more women in the canon. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1105 It's our anniversary, you said, let's do shots, you said... 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1106 I'm more of a "how about this weather?" kind of guy 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1107 Sweetheart, when you were young, I always said you were a pistol. And now look at you. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1108 Well, I think your career is definitely on an upward trajectory. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1109 I heard you married a big shot 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1110 Are you really leaving in 6 seconds? 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1111 Fine, Olivia. If we need a stripper pole, we'll get a stripper pole. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
1112 I was planning on landing somewhere else tonight, too! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1113 So funny, I thought you were going to jump off the diving board and grab your knees. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1114 We are maskless and indoors so everyone here is taking a risk. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1115 We're out of cheese. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1116 I see you found our prenup agreement“ 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
1117 I hear its very competitively priced, especially compared to Space X and Virgin. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1118 You should really wear a helmet. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
1119 so then elon said '69 is the new 420' and it was so freakin epic! anyway, back to crypto... 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1120 Sure I can't call you an Uber? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1121 Couldn't you once manage a party without getting blasted? 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1122 Yes, you have a unique way of 'Coming Out,' Darling. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1123 Finally, a solution to our no-politics rule. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1124 I've always felt that I was destined to meet someone of your caliber. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
1125 Crosstown? You’ll get there faster on the E train 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1126 We have something in common. We're both half lit. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1127 It's nice to find a woman of your caliber at a party these days. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1128 I think there are better ways of getting across town 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1129 Looks like someone brushed up on their party tricks during quarantine. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1130 A net? Just land on my sofa. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1131 Before you go, can I get your number? 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1132 Uber Express? I can’t say I’ve heard of it. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1133 It was really nice chatting. Good luck finding your vaccination card. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1134 I’m buck naked. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
1135 Geez Mary if you needed an icebreaker to talk about gun control at the party , a magazine on your desk would suffice " 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1136 We were expecting a cake 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1137 Didn't I tell you it would be a blast?? 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
1138 I know you’re not a fan of Merlot but really, isn’t this a bit much? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1139 I heard you’re boring. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1140 That's one way to beat the traffic 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1141 I bet you can't quess what amendment I'm thinking of. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1142 My guess is that canon was built for one. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1143 You seem in a hurry to leave 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1144 Miss you? Of course I will. The question is, will you miss me? 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1145 Will you be safe going home alone? 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
1146 What are you doing after work? 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
1147 Maybe you’d like a drink first? 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
1148 That's too bad you don't get credit for any of those frequent fliers programs. 1.2879 0.04373 132 97 32 3
1149 Yeah, I hate all those travel restrictions too. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1150 How far will you go on a first date? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1151 That cannon would look better on my bedroom floor. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
1152 You look different from your picture. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1153 No, I'm pretty sure that Lady Godiva rode a horse. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1154 I prefer ghosting. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1155 I was hoping we could get blasted together. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1156 It’s your 2nd Amendment right, I suppose. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1157 The party is a real blast. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1158 If tomorrow night's not good for you, I'll understand. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1159 Call me when you have your elevator pitch. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1160 No failure-to-launch for you, right? 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1161 My agency is running a special on life and casualty insurance. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
1162 Seriously, Marybeth, I’m happy to call an Uber for you instead. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
1163 Bringing weapons to work? If you keep this up you’ll be fired. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1164 You go ahead and I’ll direct them to the buffet. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1165 I see I'm too late to light your fuse. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
1166 can i get your number in case you survive? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1167 I knew I was boring, but am I THAT boring? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
1168 Got a match? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1169 It’s mid 19th century modern. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1170 I'll bet you're a big splash at pool parties. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1171 It's so great talking to you. Usually it feels like women can't wait to get away. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1172 Or I could just drop you off in a cab. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1173 Sorry you have to leave. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1174 Go ahead, light my fire. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1175 Ooh and more olives, too. 1.2857 0.05295 112 85 20 6
1176 Let's shoot over to my place. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1177 I guess I should have paid more attention to the 'She's the bomb' on my dating app. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1178 When are they playing the”1812” Overture? 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1179 Jumping out of a cake would be easier but everyone’s off gluten and sugar. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1180 I love your canon of work. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1181 Are you sure I can't call an Uber for you? 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1182 Well, I see you are going out with a bang!" 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1183 Call us when you get to Philadelphia. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
1184 Well I told you not to get into the eggnog. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1185 You're going to make a grand exit. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1186 We've got to do this again, you're a ball! 1.2846 0.04968 123 93 23 6
1187 There’s an exit they won’t soon forget. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1188 I'll make this quick... 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1189 You know, I was something of a performance artist myself. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1190 Actually, we expected a dramatic entrance. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1191 There’s drones that can scan the exhibit a lot safer. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1192 Hi, can you point me towards the mall? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1193 Do you do Bar Mitzvahs? 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1194 Love the enthusiasm, but a New Year’s Eve hat would have sufficed. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1195 So, Miriam tells me you’re something of a big shot? 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1196 Here’s to a great trajectory. 1.2843 0.04700 102 74 27 1
1197 Finding a soft landing is the key. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1198 You really are going to be quite the catch! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1199 So I guess you won't be needing a ride home? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1200 I think it's a toss up between 'Cannonball' and 'Light My Fire' for tonight's Karaoke. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1201 Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1202 Sincerely, thank you for being my conversation starter. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1203 Oh, didn’t even notice your cannon— I was too busy trying to figure out whatever the fuck is going on with the floor at this ghost party. 1.2833 0.05698 120 97 12 11
1204 Is it true that you plan to be canonized? 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1205 No, I said our host was big on *tannins*. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1206 My DNA test said I come from a long line of human cannonballs. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1207 But we were just starting to catch up! I could get you a longer wick? 1.2832 0.05254 113 86 20 6
1208 I think you're really going to appreciate our open floor plan. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1209 This is so much better than the party where you were sawed in half. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1210 It’s called a “Ringling Exit” 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1211 We're not keen on party crashers. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1212 I didn't know human cannonballs could work from home. 1.2828 0.06098 99 79 12 8
1213 you look explosive if i might say so. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1214 The invitation clearly said 'Proof of Vaccination Required'. 1.2824 0.04372 131 97 31 3
1215 I’ll count you down… 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1216 You must be the big shot. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 20 7
1217 Rumor has it you’re about to be fired… 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
1218 It looks like you're ready to leave. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1219 I'll finish your wine and meet you at the car. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1220 Wow. You teach performance art at Bard. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1221 You’ve certainly come out of your shell. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1222 Are you free for dinner afterwards? 1.2818 0.04499 110 80 29 1
1223 What kind of mileage do you get on that? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1224 After this, should we meet at the hospital for another drink? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1225 You're about to be fired. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1226 3 to 1 you don’t make it through the window. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1227 I had no idea circus performers can be “on call. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1228 At least they’ve got you pointed toward the window. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1229 How interesting. I was also the result of a circus accident. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1230 Have a good life and write if you get work. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1231 Did you forget your mask? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1232 What were they thinking with this carpet? 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1233 Now that’s an icebreaker. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1234 The elevation's right but you'll never hit Jersey City with that windage. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1235 Really? You arrived in a cake? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1236 „With this, you‘re officially launched.“ 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1237 I'm kind of a big shot in my own way, too. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1238 Once you clear the window, the pool is only three floors down. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1239 See you at home, honey 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1240 Honestly, do you think I have a shot? 1.2803 0.04847 132 101 23 7
1241 So, what do you do when you're not with the circus? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1242 Honey, I do pay attention to you. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1243 Congratulations on your new position. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1244 We failed to create teleportation, soo.... 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 22 6
1245 You're a real blast from the past. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1246 This party was the bomb! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1247 I like to start my nights out with a bang, too! 1.2797 0.04140 143 106 34 3
1248 At least you're not driving. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1249 I'm a blast from your past! 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1250 No, I've never heard of extreme social distancing. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1251 May I get you a glass of wine? Or do you want a light? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1252 Are you making an overture? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1253 I like that cannon. That's a nice cannon. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1254 I prefer being squeezed from a tube, myself. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1255 Well, of course I'd like to see your party trick. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1256 Is it Ok if I refer to you as a bomb shell? 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1257 Private space travel is tres' chic. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1258 C’mon, you’re already a blast ! 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1259 10,9,8, I forgot your helmet, 3.. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1260 This will put “reveal parties” on a whole new level. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1261 Trust me! This video will go viral in 30 seconds!! 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1262 I don't like to drive either. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1263 It makes a much stronger statement than popping out of a cake. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1264 And if you think that dream was interesting, just wait until you hear this one. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1265 Aren't you a little old for your parents to be having a gender reveal party? 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1266 Leaving early? 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1267 Are you making 1812 Overtures to me? 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1268 Thanks, but I’ll just get an Uber. 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1269 So…did you go to school for this? 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1270 I thought you signed up to pop out of a cake! 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1271 What a coincidence. We both do shell games. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1272 We'll, if not your phone number, then how about your next of kin? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1273 I don't know what to do with my hands either, but that's why I grabbed a drink. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1274 This is going to be the best book launch ever. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1275 Really, you’re aimed at NRA Headquarters? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1276 I didn’t think Dave knew anyone of this caliber. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1277 perhaps you would like to hear some more of my anecdotes? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1278 We've been looking for an employee of your caliber for years. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1279 Clever ghosting strategy. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1280 Times Square? I can point you in the right direction. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1281 And you say they're still hiring? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1282 Hell of a launch party! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1283 When they go low, you go high! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1284 Don’t your think it would be a lot easier to just give me a fake number? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1285 They'll get a bang out of this... 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1286 I may be presumptuous, but I sense we are of the same caliber 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1287 No thanks. I’m driving so I can’t do shots with you tonight. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1288 I’d love to light you up. 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
1289 Have you considered Uber? 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1290 So… how’s the gig economy treating you? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1291 Something I said? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1292 I love your parents' approach to your "failure to launch." 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1293 I’m just going to shoot out for a minute 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1294 Are you free next weekend to jump out of my birthday cake? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1295 I've a long history of getting fired too, that's why I'm here networking. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1296 Trust me, it's the best option during surge pricing. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1297 So, you come here often? 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
1298 Alice, look at it this way, if my last name wasn’t Kramden…you’d never see the MOON!!! 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1299 If you land in Paris,bring back a bottle of Château de Knouff 1983. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1300 Yes, this should be a lot more exciting than jumping out of a cake. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1301 No you are overreacting …however, if you are interested in renewing your car’s warranty … 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1302 I heard you’re going south for the winter. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1303 I wonder what Freud would say about this? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1304 Alright, you win. I'll go to couples' therapy. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1305 May I fire you home? 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1306 So I hear you have a new job? 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1307 Just passing through? 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1308 There are less obvious ways to leave me at the party. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1309 Do you come out of here often? 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1310 I see you ordered the Harvey Wallbanger. 1.2752 0.04491 109 80 28 1
1311 I remember you from the last circus fundraiser. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1312 The door's to your left. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1313 Watch your head on the way out. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1314 I can’t wait to see the rest of you 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1315 When Katie discovered no-one else was dressing up for Halloween she realized her civil war costume was a little conspicuous. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1316 Hang on, I’m not done talking about cancel culture. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1317 You always said you wanted a great send off. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1318 Let me just say how much we appreciate your wanting to break our glass ceiling. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1319 I Googled ‘Physics’; you’ll be fine. 1.2743 0.04399 113 83 29 1
1320 ....and I said I don't care what HR says, its very difficult for me to work from home! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1321 Please come again when you can stay longer. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1322 I hear you also had a blast at your last party 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
1323 Boss said “You’re fired!” so I said “No, YOU’RE fired!” and, boom! Problem solved! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1324 No, I didn’t know the NRA was involved in fashion. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1325 Is there room for two? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1326 You sure you won’t reconsider being sawn in half? 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1327 You look loaded! 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1328 Cool! You’ve taken the old “watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat” to a whole new party trick! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1329 With all due respect, Madam, I think your dress designer ought to be shot. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1330 Good luck in your new location. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1331 I’ve always admired people with outgoing social behaviors. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1332 My house is directly across the street. Can I see you later? 1.2727 0.04457 110 81 28 1
1333 I've always admired the Western Canon. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1334 You really take fear of commitment to the next level! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1335 Did you say you wanted a Jägerbomb? 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1336 Before you go, can I have your number? 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1337 Are you SURE you're OK to drive? 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
1338 Don’t know why but I find this so erotic 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1339 Are you going non-stop to your destination? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1340 There must be an easier way to cut down on commuting time. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1341 I promise to call the landlord tomorrow about that broken elevator. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1342 I get it, but have you checked out the NEW LaGuardia? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1343 Unfortunately this is the only way to the rooftop deck. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1344 I'm looking forward to seeing you leave so quickly. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1345 The clothes you’re wearing can’t be that bad. You are wearing clothes? 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1346 Just shoot me an e-mail so I know you got home safely. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1347 I don't blame you. I hate the subway, too. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1348 I could give you a ride home 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1349 So what do you do for fun? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1350 I wouldn’t dream of questioning your career choice, Lillian, but I’m afraid you’re on the wrong trajectory. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1351 Do you have a sister? 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1352 Uh I think that is just decorative. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1353 I can see you're in a hurry, but my name is Phil! 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1354 I wanted to get a head start. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1355 Maybe this isn't the spectacle entrance you hoped for? 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1356 I hear they may fire you.” 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1357 If you leave now,you should miss rush-hour. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1358 I’m so glad you’re not driving home after drinking. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1359 Next time we’ll come to your encampment. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1360 Can I wheel you home after the party? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1361 It's amazing what they can do with prosthetics these days. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1362 Any chance you want to get out of here? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1363 My new place has a moat. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1364 My next story will blow you away. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1365 This must be your launch party then. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1366 I got you a glass of wine before you attempt that 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1367 I see you are going to make a quick exit. 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
1368 Circus daredevil, you say? I sell insurance. We should talk. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1369 Sure, a trebuchet is better for the environment, but it just doesn't feel the same 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1370 Well, maybe you should have aimed it towards the window before you lit the fuse. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1371 Not exactly an unobtrusive exit. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1372 There’s no other form of exfoliation like it! 1.2696 0.04990 115 88 21 5
1373 Yes, that is a dynamite idea! 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1374 This reminds me of a New Yorker Cartoon! Did you see the submarine one the other day? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1375 Personally I prefer an AR 15. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1376 Shall I open the skylight? 1.2696 0.04508 115 86 27 2
1377 Wow, there you are! I thought I'd lost you. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1378 Your coming out will be a bombshell. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1379 I always said you were a blonde bombshell. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 22 6
1380 So much for the glass ceiling. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1381 And then the next thing you know, everything was like BOOM! 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1382 I'll join you shortly at that rooftop soiree. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1383 You've been losing weight, what caliber are you? 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1384 I would have shared an uber with you. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1385 Mother said this was the place I could meet a woman of your caliber. 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1386 Your right the cake thing was so overdone 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1387 I really hate to see you leave this way. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1388 It's safer than flying coach. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1389 But does the circus do 401K matching? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1390 On your way out? But I haven’t finished telling you about my screenplay! 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1391 I have to hand it the host for thinking outside the box. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1392 It’s OK, I’ve already opened the window 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1393 You get one shot at making a first impression. Make it good. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1394 That's not what they meant when they recommended a booster shot. Herbert Karasin Birdsboro Pa. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1395 Did I mention my improv group is performing later tonight? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1396 So does this mean the wedding is off? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1397 I know you didn't want to come to this party, but this is going too far! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1398 Don't most people RUN away to join the circus? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1399 So this is both performance art and a splatter painting? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1400 You are my first guest who hasn't realized that the cannon is just there as a conversation piece. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1401 It's a lot cheaper than a bouncer. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1402 I see you submit to the Big Bang theory. 1.2673 0.04644 101 75 25 1
1403 I hear you're going places. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1404 But does it work as well going uptown as cross-town? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1405 Oh wow, the new Kandinsky! 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1406 Oh, you’re a writer, but I’m afraid that’s not the “cannon” you should be trying to get into 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1407 Some people know how to make an entrance. You, Alice, really know how to make an exit. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1408 You really know how to make a great entrance. 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1409 It's my party and I'll fly if I want to. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1410 I really hope you catch that roadrunner. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1411 I asked you wanted a shot but didn't mean that. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1412 What year is it? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1413 I’m sure it is much faster than the crosstown bus. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1414 What time do you get off? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1415 Leaving already? 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1416 I agree! More women in the canon! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1417 I suspect there is a cliche here somewhere. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1418 So, now that you've been vaccinated. you're going to travel? 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1419 Are you sure you don’t want me to call you a cab? 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1420 I just think there might be an easier way to end conversations. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1421 Flying has changed since the pandemic. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1422 I’m into ridiculous circus tricks, too. Can I buy you a drink? 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1423 Don't feel bad. Being fired isn't the end of the world. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1424 Is there space for two? 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1425 Honest honey, you'll fly right over those pro-vaxxers outside. And remember, enough ivermectin for at least forty guests. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1426 Are you sure you had both earrings when you arrived? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1427 I never expected to meet a woman of your caliber. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1428 Good call - jumping out of a cake is so passé. 1.2660 0.05490 94 72 17 4
1429 Well, I did tell you not to double dip. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1430 You've been a loose cannon since college. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1431 I'm sorry if the card wasn't clear- the cannonball contest was for the children in the backyard. 1.2656 0.04221 128 96 30 2
1432 Haha, you are such a blast! 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
1433 Just a shot of tequila, some triple-sec and a match and you'll be flying. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1434 . . . You're still going to need a ride home. . . . 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1435 Window’s open- may I get your number before you go?” 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1436 You're dynamite, babe! You could blow me away! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1437 Sorry we had to move your launch party inside. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1438 Your career looks ready to take off. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1439 Well, that’s one way to garner attention at a networking event. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1440 Wait, wait, don't tell me ... new haircut? 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1441 Your really going to break the glass ceiling with that job! 1.2650 0.05206 117 91 17 7
1442 I was being sarcastic. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1443 Hi! I remember you from the last bash when you jumped out of the cake! 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1444 I said I should be canonized for marrying you. This is not what I had in mind. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1445 Let's work on our exit strategy 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1446 I promise to have it clean and reloaded by the time you come back with the ice 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1447 So you separate the motion into horizontal and vertical components along the x- and y- axes . . . 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
1448 Sure you can’t stay? 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1449 Don’t be dramatic, Andrea…the wine isn’t that bad. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1450 So "cannons and tannins" isn't working. What are you thinking for next year's theme? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1451 Wow, that sounds like a blast! 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1452 Off you go to college!!!! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1453 I’m just going to have one more. Call me when you get to the house 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1454 I'd go myself, but someone has to hold down the fort. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1455 Jesus just wear a mask on the train Helen. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1456 Doing anything after the party? 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1457 Wow, that's a great way to get a head start to the buffet! 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1458 Thank you for doing this,Honey. You’re quite a hit. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1459 I know you want to leave me, the front door would have just been fine. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1460 All I did was bring up politics. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1461 You’ll have to put clothes on before you jump out. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1462 I know you're not my mother. Could you be my fodder? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1463 Where you shooting off to so early? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1464 I'm not much of a party person, either. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1465 I also like to cause an explosion at parties, but I do it by mentioning my government conspiracy theories. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1466 This not what I was expecting when you invited me to experience your new Canon. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1467 Well, I guess you'll be off with a bang. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1468 So what line of fire are you in? 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1469 Okay! I get it, you want to leave. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1470 Yep, I chose this over being forced to mingle. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1471 So, what brings you here? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1472 I can't wait to blow my load 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
1473 We’ve got to stop meeting like this. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1474 Yes Dear! 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1475 I cannon get enough of you 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1476 When will you be leaving? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1477 Can you get an extra bag of party ice on your way back? 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1478 I'm sorry you have to leave early 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1479 I think you'll make great impression. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1480 Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1481 Kinda gives “ being lit” a new meaning huh? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1482 This time, I remembered to leave the window open. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1483 It's so refreshing to meet someone of your caliber. Jon Lindsey 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1484 I want to show everyone that social distancing can be exciting, if you get creative. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1485 Hi - I don't want to be 'that guy', but I really like your cannon! 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1486 I didn't know being an introvert was that serious! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1487 As I was mansplaining... 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1488 Faster than the subway,eh? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1489 We'd better hurry before the launch window closes 1.2617 0.04471 107 80 26 1
1490 Is there room for two? This party is dreadful! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1491 Enough about my job. Let me explain football. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1492 Must have been a hell of a bet... 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1493 If you're tired of hearing about The Three Stooges, I also do bird calls. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1494 Is it a hybrid? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1495 It’s OK. I can handle a long-distance relationship. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1496 I could have given you a ride home 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1497 What are we having for dinner,dear? 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1498 I get the feeling that I'm boring you. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1499 The only thing my neighbors hate more than this is my surround sound system. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1500 You've gotta meet my friend Art Tillery. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1501 I said it would be a blast. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1502 What reenactment are you from? 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1503 I grew it from a shotgun. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1504 I see you're having a blast! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1505 Any upcoming travel plans? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1506 If you must leave make it a Royal-Exit 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1507 Time to blow this popsicle stand? 1.2602 0.05011 123 97 18 7
1508 Well, actually, the first woman was shot out of a cannon at a dinner party in 1872, but I can understand how you might've missed that. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1509 So you’re an extroverted introvert? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1510 Sure, I can give you a light! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1511 Leaving so soon? Don't you want to hear more about my career? 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1512 Remember me to Herald Square! 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1513 I believe this party is definitely lit. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1514 This is a helluva blind date! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1515 Honey, you could have just told me you wanted to leave the party. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1516 You look the type to leave a party just before it gets going! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1517 Blah...blah...blah. Point me toward the open window already. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1518 Tomorrow my name will be synonymous with "throws the best cocktail parties"! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1519 So you're in Risk management? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1520 Let's take a picture with your canon. 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 25 1
1521 You must meet my wife. She's a firecracker. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1522 Don't worry, we all hit the wall. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1523 Got a light? 1.2593 0.05639 108 87 12 8
1524 Forget Blue Origin. You’ll be weightless for 4 seconds but it’s only $25.00 1.2593 0.05938 108 90 8 10
1525 Can you make some room for me ? Everyone else does seem to support Trump 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1526 I've never met a woman of such high caliber before. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1527 I hate to see you go like this, but I'll manage and pick up the pieces. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1528 Is this your idea of a grand entrance? 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1529 When I said “I love you the moon and back” , I had something less literal in mind… 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1530 Hey, why don't I point this thing at my place? 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1531 It's a beautiful sendoff, honey 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1532 I know I said I want to blow this pop stand, Honey, but I was thinking of just slipping out the side door. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1533 So… does too many cocktails make you a loose cannon? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1534 Say, aren't you one of the KABOOM sisters? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1535 So, you're launching your brand tonight. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1536 Excuse me, but I need to go gunpowder my nose. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1537 The cross-town express stops just two blocks from here. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1538 How thoughtful of Elon Musk to have an economy flight! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1539 So,what do you do? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1540 Did you just say, "Oh, shoot!"? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1541 No, I agree! Way more exciting than the Irish Goodbye... 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1542 Funny, I would have pegged you more for a high wire act. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1543 I can't believe nobody's wearing ear protection. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1544 I can see that you're going places. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1545 I opened the window for you, Honey. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1546 You want to blow this party. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1547 Attention grabber, for sure; Life of the party, we'll see 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1548 It's a gift for Kyle Rittenhouse from his wish list. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1549 Uber Circus Pricing”? Who knew 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1550 You seem to have a short fuse. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1551 Is this your first time at one of these? 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1552 It's been a blast. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1553 I see - you mean that a canon of work has a special meaning in performance art? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 6
1554 Wow, I've never talked to such a big shot as you before! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1555 You must save a ton on cab fare. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1556 It's unusual at a party to meet someone of your caliber. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1557 Time to blow this joint? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1558 I thought you'd like a drink first! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1559 Slight change of plans...can you do it backwards wearing high heels? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1560 I, too, never drink when I'm going to fly. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1561 Do you really need to leave that quickly? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1562 Don’t go yet—I haven’t finishing explaining NFTs. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1563 Honestly? My wife wanted to hire a string quartet. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1564 They said there were going to be bombshells at this party 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1565 I agree, Babs. This party is a blast. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1566 I see you got your shot. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1567 You are right my friends don't even notice you. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1568 Sorry, Nancy, you're fired. And this is your going away party. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1569 I don't really see this as a viable path to sainthood.. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1570 Diane, 'shot out of a cannon' is just an expression. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1571 That's great! Now let me tell you about my true passion, stamp collection. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1572 Remind me again, when should I set up the net? 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1573 This way the party ends with a bang. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1574 I heard that you are a big shot in your company." 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1575 I always wish I’d travelled more when I was younger……. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1576 I’m so glad we’re now an open carry state. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1577 I understand you're with the circus. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1578 How much is maintenance? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1579 We couldn't get a cake because of port congestion. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1580 Listen Carole---there are OTHER ways of drawing attention to the fact that you want to break the glass ceiling! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1581 I am impressed with your set-up, but my expectations were a bit different when I ordered a pop-up girl for my party. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1582 Ah! There you are, my sweet little loose cannon! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1583 Wow, a woman's never talked to me this long. 1.2556 0.04967 133 108 16 9
1584 You're a millennial, but I just wanted you to see what it felt like to be a boomer. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1585 You should see me juggle! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1586 If you’re not busy later, the roof garden yields some startling views. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1587 If you make a right at the light you can avoid the traffic. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1588 You could have just told me I wasn't your type, and stuck around. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1589 You won’t feel a thing as you blast through the glass ceiling 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
1590 And do I have a shot at you? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1591 If you're going out we could use more wine. 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
1592 You seem like you" re in a rush. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1593 For safety's sake, wear a mask. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1594 So, are you as ready as I am to get out of here? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1595 You're really terrific but I'm not sure I'm ready for a long distance relationship 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 3
1596 Trust me honey, it's going to be a real blast 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1597 See you at the cocktail party down the block in about thirty seconds 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1598 Really, there are better ways to get noticed Alice, 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1599 In my day? You should see the hoops I jumped through. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1600 I'm a medium trajectory myself. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1601 You know,I went to high school with Evel Kenievel 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1602 Honey, don't you think these reveal parties are getting a bit out of hand? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1603 You will be up next. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1604 I wish you didn't have to shoot off so soon. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1605 Do other family members have problems with making good decisions? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1606 Etsy. Can you believe it? The wheels are made from upcycled apple crates. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1607 I told you it would be a blast. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1608 Keep an eye out for my daughter! She’s on the billboard at 30th & Emerald. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1609 You know that a mask is required if you're flying, don't you? 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1610 I never considered circus performers working from home. 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1611 I was wondering if I could hitch a ride if you're going uptown. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1612 Are you leaving me? 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1613 Let me guess--Tschaikovsky's 1812 Overture really lights your fuse." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1614 This was the least expensive airfare I could find. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1615 Honey, you get like this every time you drink wine! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1616 So anyways, that was just my first year 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1617 What's it like to constantly be hired and fired in the same day? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1618 Yes, I know nobody is paying attention. But why do you care what people who have no faces think? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1619 This should get he attention you crave. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1620 You want to blow out of here to someplace quieter? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1621 I know you're quitting your job, so it does makes sense to go out with a bang. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1622 I think we missed a step in these Gender Reveal instructions 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1623 I can't be any worse than those clowns you've dated. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1624 Sylvia, I can see you want to reach new heights, but hey, there must be another way! 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
1625 Literary, not literally, canon. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1626 That’s certainly one way to get ahead. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1627 Well, that's a coincidence. I'm in marketing too. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1628 Perhaps you misunderstood when I said I wanted to hear Pachelbel's Canon. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1629 Why yes, my name is Bertha. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1630 ' ' Well keep your eyes closed when you go through the wall' 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1631 Thank you for your service 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1632 You know, this is part of the western canon, and you are facing east. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1633 This is sure a step up from jumping out of a cake. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1634 If I'm boring you, Moira, you only have to say... 1.2524 0.04517 103 78 24 1
1635 You mean, you're husband came dressed as a Bishop, so you decided to come as a Canon. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1636 That dress really compliments your figure! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1637 I see you're still a hot shot. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1638 I agree. We do have a lot in common. But I fear you might be a loose cannon. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1639 Congratulations! I hear you'll be making a big splash on Broadway. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1640 I dated a Howitzer at Harvard. Any relation? 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1641 I have to say, this is quite the gender reveal party. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1642 Fired, you say?. I remember our last round of layoffs. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1643 I've noticed such a high caliber of people at this party. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1644 Wait! I'll get your mask! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1645 Hi, loose canon or ballistic? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1646 You always like to go out with a bang.” 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1647 Manhattan? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1648 When you said you were lit ... 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1649 What a coincidence! I'm half-cannon on my Father's side. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1650 It would be a blast getting to know you. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1651 When they said "send off party" I had no idea. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
1652 You sure? I can just call you an Uber. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1653 The moment I saw you, I thought to myself, 'That girl is going places.' 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1654 Oh, and bring back a couple of bottles of merlot. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1655 That's all very interesting, but I'd really like to talk to you about your car's warranty. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1656 And they told you that only billionaires can go into space! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1657 Please, honey, don't get so defensive. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1658 No, I asked for a highball. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1659 That's so interesting! My daughter swallows swords at Cornell. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1660 My job is a circus, too. Metaphically speaking. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1661 When you said that your workplace was a circus, I thought you were being metaphorical. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1662 They say they'll have the elevator fixed by next weekend. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1663 So, when do you get off? I love a loose cannon! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1664 How progressive! In my days, social climbers used catapults. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1665 Let's blow this popsicle stand. 1.2500 0.04443 96 72 24 0
1666 You're currently positioned at the perfect angle to go out the window and into the pool. I think you've got this cannonball contest in the bag. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1667 Just keep humming “fly me to the moon” and you will be just fine. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1668 No worries. It'll be a blast! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1669 Toilets just keep getting fancier and fancier! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1670 This blows away a shotgun wedding. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1671 I believe it was spelled with one N ... c-a-n-o-n. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1672 I don't know about you, but I'm having a blast. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1673 You're a blast 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1674 Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1675 well you did say you wanted to leave me 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1676 It’s performance art. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1677 Oh, I get it now! I thought you were talking about literature. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1678 Through the window, across the street, over the apartments, under the power lines, into the park, nothing but net. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1679 Bold fashion choice. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1680 I meant a shot of vodka. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1681 Let's shoot over to my place and look at my etchings... 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1682 Well, no I haven't, but my mother was quite the firecracker. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1683 I guess getting across town at this hour isn't a problem for you. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1684 I told you to toe the party line. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1685 If you survive this I'd love to take you out. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1686 Do you take PayPal? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1687 Thanks for doing this Lori, and after you land, please remember to get a piece of cake. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1688 I’ll bet you’d prefer a straight shot. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1689 Still shooting to leave by 10? 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
1690 I bombed last night. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1691 Is this your first and last trip? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1692 I asked if you could play Pachelbel's Canon, not lay in the display cannon. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1693 Unlike me, I hope you don’t have projectile dysfunction 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1694 Actually, you bought the only ticket in the Raffle. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1695 Well, now this party is literally a circus. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1696 I feel targeted. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1697 Yes, we do need olives, but wouldn't a delivery service be a better choice? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1698 My father was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1699 When I said I’d light your fuse, I was thinking of something else. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1700 Is your philosophy boom or bust? 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1701 So you're saying you wish you had swiped left? 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1702 I, too, am blown away by performance art. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1703 When you land on Broadway, give them my regards. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1704 Don't you love the new normal?! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1705 I know you're an introvert, but your mother insists you join her at the piano. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1706 Thanks for inviting me to your coming out party. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1707 Pre-menopausal? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1708 Next time, if there is one, we'll have you jump out of a cake. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1709 Meet me at 1812 Overture Drive. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1710 It's a conversation ender. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1711 Yeah, Darlene, it's a great trick, but I don't think anyone is in the mood for it tonight. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1712 Are you naked in there? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1713 I know I keep asking this, but is there room for two in there? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1714 Most people prefer to ENTER a party with a bang. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1715 This party is a blast. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1716 Yes, your job sounds fascinating, but I must say, nothing beats the world of accounting. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1717 Go ahead, take your best shot. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1718 Tell me, is this how you envisioned yourself after getting the Covid booster shot? 1.2476 0.04232 105 79 26 0
1719 Seems like a shot in the dark to me, but I guess there’s no harm in trying”. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1720 We are looking for high caliber people. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1721 Don't worry, I'll get you a straw. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1722 You know, not all two-wheeled vehicles are better for the environment. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1723 Okay, you're a performance artist. But please, think of the children. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1724 I was going to say you need your wheels balanced but I see you have a short fuse.... 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1725 'Up to your old tricks again, eh?" 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1726 I didn't mean for you to take your firing literally, Susan. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1727 Nice to meet you. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1728 I see that talking to my mother is easier than it used to be. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1729 You can never find one of these when you want one. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1730 Yes, a true testimony to the need for a safety net! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1731 Women with a sense of adventure really get me fired up! 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1732 Just call me Elon Musk 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1733 I can't believe they decided to fire you at the party! 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1734 Since when did you become such a big shot? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1735 Bummer you can’t hold a drink! 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1736 I guess I have just one shot at this meet and greet. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1737 You know, I was an early investor in the canon-ride sharing app. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1738 Relax, I aimed it at the net before I started drinking. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1739 Oh. Hello. I expected you to pop out of the plant, but this works too. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1740 It's great conversation piece, but have you ever had to use it? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1741 So,how much longer do you want to stay? 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1742 A performance artist. He is representing "The Big Bang" 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1743 Performance art isn't easy...but you WILL die a legend. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1744 Can we meet after work? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1745 Ok, shoot. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1746 I’m thinking of slipping out of here quietly. How about you? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1747 Helmet? Or does it mat down your hair too much? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1748 I think you’ll definitely like my second story” 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1749 The glass ceiling is a metaphor, Pam. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1750 You were asked nicely, encouraged, urged and finally warned, now you're off like a shot to get vaccinated, eh? Good for you!! And the rest of us!! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1751 I really like your outfit. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1752 I totally agree. A surprise visit to the in-laws is always appreciated. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1753 If I ask for your number, you won't just dart out of here on me, will you?? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1754 Susan,we can just order an Uber 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1755 Well, that's one way to avoid the mask mandate for air travel. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1756 Well aren't you a blast from the past! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1757 Do you want to pop over to my place? 1.2451 0.04914 102 79 19 3
1758 Never been good at small talk either. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1759 Quite the daring outfit. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1760 It's ok, we're not in a noise abatement area any more. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1761 Great way to leave a dull party! 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1762 Basically it's the same concept as Musk and Bezos but we're just getting started. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1763 Look at the bright side--you won't have to deal with rude people on a plane" 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1764 The office scuttlebutt is you’re a loose cannon. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1765 OK. I surrender. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1766 I see we have something in common! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1767 I really want you to try. The over-under is 6 blocks. 1.2449 0.05991 98 82 8 8
1768 . . . And I lit the fuse for you, too. May I see you after you're out of the hospital? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1769 You can upgrade to coach for only 20000 more air miles. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1770 This will definitely move the party from Page Six to page one. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1771 I thought you said your field was the literary canon? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1772 Couldn't you just take an uber? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1773 I imagine it's quite a problem when the net goes down. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1774 Is this your subtle way of telling me you’re running away again to join the circus? 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1775 It's called "The Second Amendment." 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1776 Don't you think a cake is a lot easier?" 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1777 We've been looking for someone like you who's not only high calibre, but willing to travel long distances. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1778 Big guns get fired, often 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1779 Did you actually tell the Bartender, “I’d like a shot or something”. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1780 I’m sure you get this all the time, but you’re a blast at parties! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1781 I heard you were looking for someone of the same caliber 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1782 I'll duck if I hear a drum roll. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1783 And I thought I̳ was having a blast tonight! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1784 I feel like you want to leave. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1785 This is NOT how you are going to break the Glass Ceiling . 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1786 My Lyft driver didn’t show up either 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1787 I’m getting lesbianism. Is this about lesbianism? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1788 I don't see things like race, gender, or cannons. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1789 Don,t leave, I'll never find another women of your caliber 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1790 Sorry I have to run. I’m having a blast. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1791 Ok it’s lit, any chance you’d prefer going out for tacos? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1792 “Is that a fuse on your cannon, or are you just glad to see me? 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1793 Have I told you how much I appreciated your talk on new truth claims in intersectionality? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1794 Love your coming out party. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1795 As a feminist, I find the phrase "loose" cannon abhorrent. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1796 Trying to top your entrance? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1797 Kiss me ! And I will pour my drink on the fuse ! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1798 It looks like this cocktail party is going to be a blast! 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1799 Thank you. Now, if you wouldn't mind holding it up to my lips... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1800 How's the dispute with your landlord going? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1801 Thanks - the wheels are vintage! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1802 I couldn't help but notice your banging outfit. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1803 Shall I open the window? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1804 Sounds like you’re really going places kid. But pace yourself. You don’t want to hit the wall. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1805 When you said you could do a great cannonball, I assumed you were talking about into a pool. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1806 I just don’t think it’s an appropriate party trick dear 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1807 If you wanted my attention you could have just say "hi! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1808 Say, got a minute? I want to tell you about the good news 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1809 You must remember not to spread your arms until after the window. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1810 It was nice to meet you, call me when you get home. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1811 I think you are taking speed dating a bit too far. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1812 Would you mind pouring me another glass of wine? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1813 Honey, are you sure this is the best way to announce the sex of our child? 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1814 Okay, the window's open. Anything else?" 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1815 This is what my parents meant when THEY said 'OK Boomer.' 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1816 Best of luck on your future endeavors 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1817 I've been wondering where you were. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1818 I appreciate your use of props but I maintain that female ejaculation is a myth. 1.2422 0.04929 128 105 15 8
1819 Do you really think unmasked travel is safe? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1820 Just remember to tuck and roll before you reach the punch bowl. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1821 I love your latest creation – sarcasm with a short fuse. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1822 I forgot - what's the signal to leave if the party gets boring? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1823 I stopped taking work home years ago. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1824 Was this Elon's idea?! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1825 When we said "come as you are" we didn't mean it literally. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1826 It's not how you get there, it's where you end up that counts. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1827 Y’know Dee, the funny thing is I actually requested “Canon in D.” 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1828 I’m picking up distinct undertones of sulfur and a very smoky finish … 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
1829 I say,fly me to the moon. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1830 My investment strategy is to wait for the next boom. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1831 I'm kind of a big shot myself. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1832 I guess there’s no point in asking if I could give you a lift home. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1833 BOOM!!! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1834 Oh, that's a relief. I thought they said you were a QAnon person. 1.2418 0.06317 91 77 6 8
1835 That’s what you get for double dipping. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1836 The net? What net? You don’t need a net bwahahahaha! 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1837 And, maybe bring back some caviar, too. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1838 You got a light? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1839 Standing on a plinth, at approximately 6 feet by 4 feet, this wooden carved cannon features details both abstract and realistic, portraying people, objects, and designs significant to African values and beliefs. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
1840 Well Sharyn, this looks like the penultimate ride you've been looking for, I'd advise you to forego any hand sanitizer as it'll tend to blister and I don't like blistered hands! 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
1841 I remember the first day I was shot out of a cannon. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1842 The only other opportunity was in the shovel and bucket detail behind the elephants parade. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1843 Popping out of a cake is just too boring. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1844 It's so great you've found your passion. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1845 I know you said you wanted to get out of here fast, but this is a bit much! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1846 You give a new meaning to Blonde Bombshell. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1847 You won't be immortal, but you'll make an impression. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1848 How 'bout a drink after you're through with work -- just tell me we where you land. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1849 Can I call you later? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1850 I’m sorry, but only vaccinated people can be here. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1851 I know you'll give it your best shot. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1852 Of course we are addressing climate change Greta. I thought you gave up flying? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1853 Sorry our blind date didn’t work out .. but I didn’t think it was this bad !!! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1854 Ahhhh.. so this is the bombshell everyone is talking about. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1855 Pretty bold--describing your work as canon! 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1856 Not a terrible way to launch a career in event promotion, but you need a better angle. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1857 I know my mother can be difficult dear, but isn’t this a bit excessive? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1858 So do you do Bar Mitzvahs as well or...? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1859 New take on pop art, right? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1860 Did you know you are not aimed at the window? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1861 Honey you might want duck in few seconds 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1862 And for an encore? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1863 You are certain to make a big splash! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1864 Congratulations, Susan! You said the new position was a long shot. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1865 What a coincidence, I love to ram! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1866 Love your impersonation of Dyan Cannon. Now do Jill St. John. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1867 Art for art's sake 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1868 I was told you’d be popping out of a cake 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1869 What, no cake? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1870 Be careful, nobody at this party is wearing a mask. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1871 It was a dynamite party, Dana; be sure to call me after you breach your house! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1872 So you're Pachelbel's canon? What makes you so popular? 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1873 So, do you launch from here often? 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1874 Someone’s always getting loaded at these things. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1875 Why do you want to leave so fast. So what if she’s wearing the same dress! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1876 Hey, we’ve all had career setbacks. But I’m sure you’ll land on your feet. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1877 At exactly what point does sculpture turn into performance art? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1878 Have you been enjoying the party so far?" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1879 Me? I practice canon law, so we have something in common already! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1880 Well Alice. Looks like I will get my birthday wish. 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
1881 Yeah, sometimes I'm a beer and shot guy too. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1882 And what would you like a shot of?? 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1883 So I take it you're not interested in double-glazing insurance. 1.2391 0.05212 92 72 16 3
1884 So, what's Wabash like? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1885 Please, honey, get back in there. I’ve already lit the fuse! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1886 But can you play it in D major? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1887 You know, we rarely see someone of your caliber at these things. 1.2389 0.05660 113 96 7 10
1888 'Oh, you're heading out so soon!" 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1889 So nice to see you pointed in the right direction! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1890 That's one way to break the glass ceiling! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1891 You're about to light up the room. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1892 I normally don't bring out the heavy artillery until the second date. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1893 I'll let you know where I land. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1894 They ran out of lobster tourtières. Is there room for two in there? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1895 I thought I was lit. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
1896 ...and when you land, snap a quick selfie in front of the Mona Lisa. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1897 Believe me; our neighbor's party has better hor-d'ouvres. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1898 I meant a shot of whisky. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1899 Am I correct in assuming that you are the birthday girl? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1900 There I go shooting my mouth off again. May I offer you a light? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1901 Ae you able to have a drink before blast off? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1902 How about we elope and Honeymoon down the Niagara Falls 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1903 I get your canon! 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1904 My longterm fetish has always been mermaids, and yet... 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1905 Don't worry, it's a family tradition. You'll be fine. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1906 Wait, I haven't finished telling you about my dream! 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1907 I said Bannon. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1908 In a less woke era, it would have been a cake. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1909 So what they say is true; you always go out with a bang. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1910 Can I ride shotgun in that thing? 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1911 ...yeah well I rode a unicycle one time....that was crazy ! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1912 …and I got off the fairway with a Callaway 5 but then was looking at a 15 yard putt for birdie. I was going to use my Taylor Spider putter but - hey - what are you doing? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1913 A new out of this world Tesla? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1914 They'd show more interest if you worked without a net. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1915 The only sure way to travel without a Covid travel pass 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1916 Well, don't you look all fired up! 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1917 So you came here straight from work too? 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1918 True, you will beat the traffic. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1919 I was hoping to tell you more about crypto. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1920 My trick is to say I’m going for canapés, but touché. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1921 I guess it’s kind of the opposite of ‘ going commando,” isn’t it? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1922 In good news, it’s not as messy as a cake. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1923 Be careful. It’s a circus out there. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1924 I’m not really comfortable yelling, “Fire!” 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1925 My best shot! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1926 Yes, you ARE totally loaded. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1927 This has to be one of the top three strangest gender reveals I've been to 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1928 So, what are you wearing under that cannon? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1929 I suppose we pride ourselves on not being easily impressed. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1930 Honey, you could have just stayed home 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1931 Where’s my manners … I should have called you an Uber. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1932 Hey. If it worked for Pachabel, it’ll work for you. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1933 Ubering home got too expensive 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1934 I’m glad you volunteered to launch our new program. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1935 I usually just shoot my mouth off. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1936 Leave here often? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1937 I have to say this bargain-priced trip into space is not a good idea. 1.2358 0.04354 106 82 23 1
1938 I'm getting outta here. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1939 Can I aim you at the window? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1940 Nice knowing you, boom boom. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1941 Hi, my name is Fred. Did anyone ever tell you, you're a real bomb ? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1942 Are you drinking highballs again? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1943 No, I really don't know why that one wheel is so much larger than the other, even accounting for perspective. Don't worry about it. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1944 I’m usually not this forward, but it really seems like now or never. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1945 "Love your cannon. What kind of work do you do?" 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1946 Just because you’d prefer to do this than ever see me again doesn’t mean you should . . . 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1947 Yes, I'm sure this is how Katherine Hepburn got her start. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1948 Now remember, glide left after Columbus circle but don't forget to bring back two chardonnay, three cabernets, and a pinot 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1949 I've never really liked performance art, but I think you'll make a big splash with this piece. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1950 Sure it’s extreme, but the millennials need an excitement infusion 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1951 You sure know how to make an exit! 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1952 Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1953 It’s fine. I think we’re all having trouble leaving work at the office. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1954 Hurry home. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1955 This could be your last shot. Don’t throw it away. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1956 Oh, so I take it you don't want me to walk you home? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1957 I assume the circus is in town? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1958 What did I do to make you leave me? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1959 Do you validate? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1960 The bathroom is actually down the hall. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1961 Trying to beat the cross town traffic? 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1962 Surely there is a better way to achieve upward mobility. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1963 Honey, I think you’re overreacting. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1964 Wanna shoot on over to my place? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1965 Susan, we already know you're the right caliber 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1966 That’s not the Big Bang Theory I wanted to discuss with you! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1967 When I was a human cannonball, we had to haul our own cannons to work every day, even in snow 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1968 And then, when I was three-and-a-half, we moved, and I remember my Teddy went missing, dear Teddy-Teddy-Teddy! So I cried-cried-cried for Teddy-Teddy-Teddy...hey, I've never met a girl so interested in me-me-me, do you have to leave so soon? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1969 See, isn’t this a lot more fun than breaking out of a giant cake? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1970 Before you run, could I get your number? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
1971 I agree. Jumping out of a cake is so sexist. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1972 I realize that Ubers are expensive nowadays, but this seems a bit extreme. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1973 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer we call a taxi for you? 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1974 Last chance, Ms. Cheney. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1975 Is uber really that unsafe? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1976 I cannon do this 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1977 Why so defensive? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1978 Are they firing you? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1979 I could drive you home. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1980 Well maybe not to the moon, Alice, but... 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1981 Just wow! The only party trick my last girlfriend could perform was with projectile pingpong balls. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1982 How do you feel about public proposals? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1983 We are just waiting for the perfect launch window darling. 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
1984 What if they still ignore you? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1985 Is this a new form of ghosting? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1986 Hmm...If this guy doesn't shut up soon I'll have to go with plan B. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1987 Hey, where are you going? I'm almost done explaining NFTs. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
1988 I never know what to wear to a suicide bombing. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1989 I'd love to see you when you get back. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1990 It's the 1812 Overture with a twist. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1991 Are you performance art? Or is this the ride home promised by the host? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1992 If you want, I can read you some of my poetry" 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1993 Oh, and I think I left the oven on. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1994 Yes honey, I’m sure you won’t hit the Ficus 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
1995 I've aimed you at the pharmacy across the street. Get vaxxed and hurry back. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1996 I'm not sure this party is going to be the blow out you were hoping for. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1997 Primed to break the glass ceiling, I see. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1998 You said you wanted an exit strategy. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
1999 Wow! They've added a woman to the cannon! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 11 6
2000 I hate making small talk at these things too! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2001 But, honey, the boom times are over. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2002 May I offer you a mid-flight peanut? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2003 We're giving you our highest caliber launch. 1.2330 0.04407 103 79 22 1
2004 And if you land in Trump's backyard, tell him to kiss my ass. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2005 There are other ways to 'break through the glass ceiling' my dear. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2006 Cannon or Qanon? What theory are trying to prove? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2007 And That is how it came to be known as the Cannon Office Building. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2008 Well, at least this time they opened the window. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2009 Thought I’d say hi, since you clearly enjoy a large bore 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2010 Must you shoot off? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2011 Congratulations! I see that your career path really is an upward trajectory! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2012 It's a twofer -- no overstayers for us, no designated Ubers for guests! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2013 Have you thought about an extended warranty on your cannon? 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2014 Quicker than an Uber. Trust me. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2015 No more tequila shots,okay. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2016 Now that's an interesting way to get bombed out of your mind. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2017 If it's any consolation, last week I was asked to leave early, too." 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2018 Don't sweat blowing out the candles, just make sure you overshoot the cake. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2019 Another shot? You're already lit! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2020 The cannon is a nice touch. Most performance artists just shove something up their backsides and take pictures. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2021 Nice exhibit, honey. You said there's a performance aspect? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2022 You would not believe how much work it was to disable the smoke alarm. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2023 I have to leave in a hurry. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2024 Just keep your head down until you clear the window. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
2025 Actually, it's suborbital. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2026 The party is a blast isn’t it 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2027 How shall I offset your carbon footprint? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2028 Alright, I lit the fuse -- NOW would you like to hear about my financial services startup? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2029 So, do you expect to be here long? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2030 Oh Helen, Naked hide and seek was last week's party.. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2031 It’s not the carbon emissions I’m worried about. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2032 That’s not what I meant when I said we should challenge the canon. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2033 Honey don’t you think you’re Quaker Oats obsession has gone far enough? 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2034 I’ve guess we’ve reached that point when we discuss payment for your work. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2035 I know parties stink, but we could have left through the door. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2036 See, this is much easier than divorce! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2037 Va-va-boom! 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2038 I'm battling social anxiety. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2039 I’m dying to make a quick exit too. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2040 I'm getting a blow job. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2041 I see you're planning to make a quick exit later? 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2042 Have a blast! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2043 I told you it was a foolish career choice. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2044 WOW! It fits you perfectly. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2045 That reminds me of a story about golf. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2046 Are you sure you have the proper caliber for this job? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2047 May I diffuse the situation? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2048 You headed for the Hamptons? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2049 If this doesn’t get ya through the glass ceiling, I don’t know what will, Sweetie. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
2050 Well, I'm glad to see that Space X has made their prices so much more affordable! 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2051 It's a living. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 19 2
2052 Sometimes you have to set a time limit on small talk. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2053 You’re taking speed dating to new heights. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2054 Late for work? I've been there. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2055 Do you enjoy working from home? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2056 You realize, don't you, that your device is defying gravity? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2057 New job, huh? I hope you land on your feet. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2058 I heard they had to mix the flour with cast iron. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2059 So you're the blond bombshell I've been hearing about. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2060 Are you looking forward to becoming carbon neutral? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2061 Canon with one n. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2062 A party is only as good as its content creators. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2063 Wow, that story really blew my socks off. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2064 Getting shot out of a cannon was a man’s job. Today women can do anything 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2065 Honey, that's not what I meant when I said we'll have a blast at the party! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2066 Shall I aim it toward the window for you? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2067 Really putting yourself out there, I admire your commitment. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2068 It had to be a shotgun wedding 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2069 The word around here is that you’re the big shot who’s really taken off! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2070 Could you point me toward Maui 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2071 Friends don't let friends fly drunk. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2072 Crazy how warm this November's been, right? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2073 I hope you get a nice meal on your flight. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2074 The scuttlebutt is that you are a real bombshell. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2075 Read the fine print-It’s part of our prenup 1.2299 0.05092 87 68 16 2
2076 Last chance to show me your invitation. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2077 A lot sexier than jumping out of a cake! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2078 ...that may be, Sheryl, but I still think there are aspects of the Second Amendment that your gender simply fails to understand. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2079 So I take it the elevator is still out. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2080 If this doesn’t get that mosquito nothing will! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2081 While you're out, could you get us some more chardonnay? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2082 You’re so calm; it’s hard to picture you going ballistic. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2083 I know….. it’s great party! I can see you’re having a blast. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2084 What's a high caliber lady like you doing in a place like this? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2085 I use to be a diver too! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2086 You'll do anything for attention. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2087 I was hoping to meet someone of your caliber. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2088 Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
2089 It really does look so realistic. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2090 But enough about my school days. Did I mention that I breed goldfish? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2091 It's a lot more fun than the grandfather clock was. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2092 On second thought, I'm not really in the mood for shots. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2093 You graduated from Yale, and this is the best you can do? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2094 I'm having a good time, I wouldn't say this party is a blast 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2095 I've never seen anyone make the Napoleonic good-bye. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2096 I said I thought your work should be in the canon. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2097 I've never met anyone of your caliber before. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2098 So, 'bout ready to call it a night? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2099 I was always under the assumption it was a metaphor. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2100 "If ever there's a right time to say 'Okay Boomer', it's now!" 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2101 It's a pleasure to meet a woman of such high caliber. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2102 Keep the lighter 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2103 Zelda, it's a party--for a couple hours can't you forget about your job with the circus? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2104 I told you it was a launch party. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2105 When he asked me to bring my canon, I had no idea he was talking about my camera. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2106 I didn't realize there would be so many big shots here tonight. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2107 No need to go ballistic honey, it's just a glass of wine. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
2108 You’ve been staying in too much ? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2109 Well you’ve finally got my attention!!!! 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2110 what a blast to know you 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2111 I wanted to get to know you, but I see you're leaving shortly. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2112 The cannon in D was always my favorite. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2113 Escaping the city is so 2020. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2114 Usually, I pop out of a cake. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2115 Now why did I think you lived in New Canaan? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2116 Oh, geez. Was it something I said? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2117 You know I hate when you drink too much at these parties. You become a real loose cannon. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2118 This is my biggest mistake ordering on Amazon. Thought it was a miniature to put on my desk at the office. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2119 And what do you do? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2120 Congrats on giving up drinking. You’re now going to be rocketed into the fourth dimension. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2121 This is my first party with Irish wines and French goodbyes. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2122 Quick -- give me your number. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2123 Yes, I turned off the smoke alarm 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2124 Sorry you’re in such a hurry. Maybe next time? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2125 ...Of course, by the time I got to hole 11, I was in for a real treat because the weather was starting to clear up, anyway like I was saying... 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2126 Give it another five minutes, Maudie the Frobishers haven't come yet. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2127 So is this along the lines of what you kids call a 'side hustle'? 1.2277 0.05050 101 81 15 4
2128 Wow, you really are planning to hurl yourself at that guy. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2129 If you make it to the bar, grab me another drink. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2130 Denise, I know I called you an attention whore, but isn’t this a bit over he top? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2131 You know, they say it's not the height, it's the timidity. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2132 Rumor has it, you're a loose cannon. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2133 If you don’t want to be taken home this way, then start bringing a designated driver. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2134 How'd you like to go to my place and I'll show you my cannon.? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2135 You're a good fit. Guess I am next. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2136 I respect your enthusiasm for Second Amendment rights. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2137 They're really not a mean group, they just don't like your politics. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2138 Thanks, but I'd prefer to walk. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2139 You have to beat WHAT traffic? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2140 Do you have any clothes on in there? Because you'll be coming out real soon. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2141 On your way back could you stop somewhere and pick up some more crackers? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2142 This will be good fodder for conversation. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2143 You’re not really my caliber. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2144 It actually belonged to Tchaikovsky. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2145 I'll see you again on your way out. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2146 I dont think this is a good idea for a going away party. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2147 And don't forget the ice! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2148 I'm sorry you're bored, but could you just leave quietly. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2149 You are going to miss my multi-level marketing presentation. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2150 I had a nice time. Can I call you? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2151 I’ve been looking for a woman of your caliber for my entire life 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2152 Excuse me miss, I think your ass is on fire 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2153 Wow, I thought they just misspelled Pachelbel, etc... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2154 What a loose cannon you are, Jane! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2155 Shiela told me you might be a loose cannon, but I wasn’t expecting this. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2156 I want to know where you are when you get there! 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2157 Nice addition to your gun collection 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2158 Normally I just do an Irish goodbye. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2159 It's a lot safer than this building's elevator. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2160 Alec Baldwin assures that you are safe. 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
2161 Wouldn’t it be easier just to wear your mask? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2162 You'll be a smash, darling... 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2163 C'mon, it's a party, leave your work at the office. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2164 Next stop, the swimming pool! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2165 When you get back, could you round me up another martini—shaken, not stirred? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2166 I've never chatted with a human cannonball, best of luck to you. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2167 Your trip should be a blast. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2168 Casting your vision for the new year? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2169 "And to get back use the elephant and teeter-totter." 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2170 I think you've made your point, Marilyn. No need to dramatize it. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2171 Why yes, my name is Fodder. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2172 Was the person who lit the fuse supposed to leave the room? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2173 I like what you’ve done with your hair. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2174 A flight of shots, coming up! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2175 Perhaps someday you will be remembered for your role in blowing up the current artistic canon. 1.2258 0.04866 93 72 17 2
2176 I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you seem a little tense. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2177 Instead of an entrance, you'll make an exit? 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2178 What time are you off? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2179 Claire, I'm sorry. If you can't remember to chill the Sauvignon Blanc, you leave me no choice. You're fired. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2180 I'd say I'm a man of your caliber. 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2181 Okay,okay! I’m listening now. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2182 Give me your number and I'll aim you toward the open window. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2183 Don’t you think there are better ways to get high? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2184 I don't usually meet many high caliber women. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2185 I think these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2186 I must say this isn't quite what I expected when I ordered a tequila shooter!" 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2187 Looks like someone can't leave fast enough. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2188 Is it enough fire power to get you through the glass ceiling? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2189 So, you ran away with the circus,...Then what happened? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2190 But can I call you later? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2191 It's steampunk Space X. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2192 So how long are you visiting? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2193 Glad to see another shot being taken at the dead old white guys canon. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2194 Your farewell party is ending with quite a blast! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2195 would you like to split an Uber instead? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2196 Perhaps I misled you when I said you'd have a blast at this party. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2197 You sure? No problem giving you a ride home. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2198 I think you would find that forensic accounting is also very exciting. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2199 Our office decided to eliminate Zooming, but you're helping me to re-think it. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2200 You’re lit! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2201 I'm gonna light your fire! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2202 Hey, you wanna get outta here? 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2203 Now this is what I call a real send off! Bon voyage! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2204 It was a free gift from Trump Republicans 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2205 So, is this your coming out "reveal" party? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2206 Trying to one up Bezos and Musk are we? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2207 Well this is a real blast from the past, isn’t it? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2208 I see you have the hasty part of the exit planned. Maybe you should work on the discrete part? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2209 Your ex told me that you're easily triggered. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2210 Come the revolution… 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2211 Am I correct in assuming that mouth stuff is still on the table? 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2212 May the wind be forever at your back… 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2213 Now that you mention it, I suppose we are a tough crowd. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2214 It’s a shame you have to leave so early! The clown car is supposed to arrive any minute and I thought I just heard an elephant in the foyer. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2215 Do you prefer this to jumping out of a cake? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2216 I've never seen this method of avoiding small talk, but am I that insufferable? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2217 You boomers are so interesting! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2218 ...and another thing about cannons... 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2219 Don't worry. The wheels aren't braced. When the cannon fires it will roll backwards, and you will just flop out on your face. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2220 That's quite the costume but Halloween was three weeks ago. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2221 I hate small talk at parties, you say the wrong thing and BOOM! . 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2222 Leaving so soon Ms. Adderley? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2223 We are trying to represent what social anxiety feels like. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2224 Honey, I think you might've misunderstood when I said 'end things with a bang' 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2225 Well, around here I'm regarded as a big shot myself. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2226 Well, it was nice knowing you. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2227 Sure thing, I'll grab the mattress and meet you on 3rd. Avenue. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2228 Are you sure you don’t want me to aim it a bit lower and to the left? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2229 Uber booted you off the app too? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2230 I'm starting to feel a spark between us 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2231 Say, before you go, can I get your number? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2232 On my signal, stick your head out and yell, 'Boom'! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2233 I’ve got less than three minutes till my next date… 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2234 I’m sorry you have to leave so early. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2235 And I suppose this means you're unfriending me. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2236 No, I'm good with wine. Promise I'll do shots with you next time. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2237 I think we're all going to get a bang out of your going away party. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2238 You’ll know when the party is over. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2239 Why can't you leave by the door like everyone else? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2240 I don't have any legs. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2241 Honey, while you’re out, can you pick up more wine? 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2242 Oh, I thought you wanted to bring yout camera. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2243 I was told to bring a housewarming gift… 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2244 Do I have a shot? 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2245 And bring back some of those crab cakes. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2246 I have to say, this is performance art at its most exciting. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2247 Get home safe." 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2248 This stunt is going to bomb. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2249 A high caliber girl like you deserves a big shot like me. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
2250 Blow me away. Please. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2251 Now I know what you meant about going out with a bang tonight. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2252 So, you're 21 then? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2253 That sure is an innovative way to get around COVID-19 travel and security restrictions! Safe travels! 1.2222 0.05286 99 81 12 5
2254 I know you must go, my love. Will you be firing back late? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2255 So you're a fan of the Western canon? 1.2222 0.04941 90 71 16 2
2256 So, it’s kind of like Uber or Lyft? 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2257 Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to fire me? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2258 I couldn't help but notice that the length of fuse you chose is just enough for you to give me your number. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2259 I'm surprised you agreed to such a big send off. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2260 So anyway, it's called a Non-Fungible Token... 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2261 On average how much does this cut your commute time to work? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2262 I never dated a female human cannonball 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2263 Are you sure I can't call you a cab? 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2264 Instagram moment? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2265 It was my fodder’s. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2266 When Julie described your personality as ‘explosive,’ I didn’t quite picture this! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2267 Best bon voyage party ever! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2268 You're my first experience with self depricating performance art. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2269 Wouldn’t you prefer to work with a blank canvas? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2270 Sorry you have to leave so soon. Be safe! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2271 My car is just outside. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2272 And that is why you have to go all in on crypto 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2273 The pandemic clearly didn't help with your social anxiety. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2274 Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2275 Let’s blow this party. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2276 That’ll make a splash at the holiday party. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2277 Thanks for inviting me to your bon voyage party. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2278 This will be my only work of art when I hit the wall. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2279 Any chance you could drop me at 63rd and York? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2280 yeah, but you'll only go 70% as far as me 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2281 I love your title, "A Farewell to Arms" 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2282 Leaving early has always posed some risk." 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2283 Look, my company has a life insurance policy with an annual premium you really can afford. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2284 It's called the "circus goodbye"? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2285 Actually, the thing my research has proven wrong about cannons is... 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2286 Well - I guess this is really goodbye... 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2287 I'm something of an expert on cannons in case you need any pointers. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2288 Congratulations on becoming part of the canon. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2289 It came with 24/7 monitoring, indoor/outdoor cameras, and I can activate the panic canon remotely on my phone. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2290 You’re sure you wouldn’t just like me to call you an Uber? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2291 Make this fast. I gotta go soon. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2292 If you are not doing anything later let’s go out- it will be a blast! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2293 What strangers think when French people say "oh my god cette fille est canon" 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2294 I said try the canapés, not the canon 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2295 Swipe right for a match. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2296 We hope you have a blast in circus school, honey. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2297 I heard that this party was going to be a blast! 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2298 We met briefly at Oxford. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2299 Can I take you to dinner after the shoot? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2300 My wife says, you have trouble deciding what to wear. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2301 I used to take the train but now the commute is a real blast. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2302 Having a blast? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2303 Helmet? Do I look like Ralph Nader to you? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2304 So I think this date is going pretty well. How about you? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2305 yes, but when I asked if you’d like to get out of here I had something entirely different … 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2306 That drink will just blow your mind. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2307 We thought this would be more dramatic than you popping out of a cake. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2308 I told you there would be a flight involved in your birthday surprise. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2309 Before you rush off, can I get your number? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2310 And that's my whole story. I hope I haven't gone on too long... 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2311 I guess it happens to everyone. Even a person of your caliber. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2312 I guess you’ve already found your perfect match. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2313 Wouldn't it be easier to take a taxi? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2314 Tell me the truth - do I have a shot with you? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2315 Have a sip of wine and relax. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2316 No mask I understand - but perhaps a helmet? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2317 Its simple Go straight for two blocks, then right for a block, and you'll see the subway stop on your left. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2318 If you aren't blown to bits, can I buy you a drink? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2319 Is this a threat or a promise?" 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2320 I didn't literally mean "I love you to the moon and back". 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2321 Well, I can think of other ways of protesting the glass ceiling 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2322 I relate. I'm always drawn to loose cannons. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2323 I'm sorry, but since you are not really a "guest," you will need to wear a mask. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2324 I agree ... they should have more bathrooms. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2325 I'm launching an app soon, too. 1.2195 0.05762 82 67 10 4
2326 No, Lizzie, this is not what they meant by the Big Bang. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2327 They're gonna know. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2328 See you next weekend, honey. Tell your mother she can shoot you over any time after 5:00. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2329 I heard you're selling your car. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2330 Can I buy you a shot? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2331 I thought this was a little more tasteful than the Irish Exit 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2332 I’ve always gotten a big bang out of you 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2333 Say “Hello” to your Mother! 1.2195 0.05762 82 67 10 4
2334 Would you like to hear my thoughts on critical race theory? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2335 Aim for the window. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2336 I don't think I want to do shots anymore, sorry. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2337 It looks good on you! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2338 Havewemetyetimcarlyourapartmentislovelyiwishicouldfindsomethinginthisneighborhoodwouldyouliketogooutsometime 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2339 Okay, I promise I won't complain about your Irish exits ever again. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2340 Is this your first attempt at performance art? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2341 I’m having a blast here. How’re you doing? 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
2342 I imagine you'll only want that one shot 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2343 I get what you mean. My life is a circus too. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2344 Am I the only one who thought this was going to be a shotgun wedding? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2345 So, I guess I will meet you there. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2346 Are you one of these fast women I was told I could meet at this party? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2347 You are definitely a blonde bombshell. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2348 I knew heaven sent you but I didn't realize it was a round trip. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 12 4
2349 Look, I get that it was a lame pick up line, but doesn't this seem just a little overly dramatic? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2350 Uber was too expensive so this will have to do. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2351 Your dress is a blast from the past 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2352 This the first canonization party I've been to. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2353 I started with a vermouth. What would you like for your first shot? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2354 I see you've moved on from gun culture. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2355 So this is what it's like living with IBS. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2356 So it is true: they just can't keep you down! 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2357 A little nightcap before you lift off? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2358 Failure to launch my ass. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2359 So, I guess I’ll see you all around. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2360 Please try to miss the canapés and the drinks table. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2361 I’ve decided this is the new swiping. You have 10 seconds to impress me. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2362 Did Alec Baldwin put you up to this? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2363 Ought I begin to suspect that my drawing the short lot was not intended as an equitable way to winnow down qualified female candidates for your one open executive position, but rather, for the purpose of filling your ‘party entertainer’ vacancy? 1.2184 0.05991 87 74 7 6
2364 Enough with the Irish goodbyes - from now on, I'm going out with a bang! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2365 I take it you’re new to absquatulation. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2366 Are you, by any chance, a loose cannon? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2367 I think we're moving a bit fast 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2368 10... 9... 8... they're having some trouble setting up the net so just sit tight for a moment. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2369 You will enjoy this. The KA-BOOM is the best part. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2370 Didn't I see you jump out of a cake on Maple Avenue a couple of weeks ago? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2371 I forgot the cake. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2372 Hopefully the net outage is resolved by the time you get home. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2373 Unvaccinated, eh. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2374 Looks like you're taking off! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2375 how much gunpowder will it take to get you to brooklyn? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2376 Make it quick. We're running out of Kraken. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2377 Hey, um, if you land anywhere near 78th, can you pick up a couple of lattes and a dozen or so Babka? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2378 On this flight, you don't have to wear a mask. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2379 One last drink before the Big Bang? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2380 Well, actually, firing yourself out of the window to avoid my mansplaining is a perfect example of why feminism is doomed. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2381 What you're misunderstanding about feminism is... 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2382 If you reach your destination, don’t forget to leave a 5-star review. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2383 I'm sorry things didn't work out between us. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
2384 May I have a turn after you? My son is a furry, my wife doesn’t fuck me & being mush on a wall sounds better than spending another minute in this miserable existence. I hate my life. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2385 You're leaving so soon? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2386 There once was a gal from New York Whose head much resembled a cork. No cannon was safe From the bang-loving waif Till the splattersome day of "Oh, fork!!!" 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2387 Not bad conversation fodder. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2388 You opened the window, right? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2389 You’d be surprised how many buildings are not handicannon accessible. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2390 Bob said you were a real firecracker. 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
2391 Well aren't you the bomb 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2392 You're off to college, Alison? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2393 Hey, at least it beats flying coach. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2394 Why not just walk out the door? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2395 well it sure adds focus to speed dating 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2396 Thanks for agreeing to help me get this party started... 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2397 I get you; I've been called a bit of a loose cannon myself. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2398 Care for a Cannon Blast Shot? 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2399 You're being ejected from the Republican party. Care to reconsider your last vote? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2400 Darling, before I shoot off, did you turn off the oven? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2401 Well, it was really nice knowing you. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2402 yes if you were born between 1946 and 1964 you are a boomer 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2403 Got tired of posing nude for art students? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2404 Looks like you want to get out of here. I know a little restaurant. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2405 Well, to make a long story short ... 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
2406 I can tell that with your obvious motivation you will rise to new heights! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2407 We've only forgotten to open the window twice, but the result was the same. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2408 Jessica it's lovely to see you, but do you have to go so quickly ' 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2409 Can I offer you a Harvey Wallbanger? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2410 Must you really go? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2411 I will never understand women's fashion... 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2412 This party is more lit than expected, don't you think? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2413 During the pandemic, I also memorized Kissinger's second speech on China given that same month in '72. Would you like to hear that one, too? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2414 When they described you as a bomb shell,I was initially doubtful. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2415 Remember, it's the flight, not the target. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2416 Granted, college isn’t for everyone. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2417 Excuse me, but are you the Big Shot at this party? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2418 I rarely meet a woman of your caliber. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2419 I'm in a bit of a jam here, help me out? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2420 When you said buying this would put you ‘over the moon,’ I thought you were speaking figuratively. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
2421 When I said you were going to be fired, I think you really misunderstood. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2422 I wasn't finished telling you about my college acapella days! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2423 I'm so proud you found a way to break the glass ceiling! 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2424 And your return ticket has been upgraded to first class. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2425 Camille tells me you’re some sort of big shot. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2426 And I had you pegged as the French exit type.' 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
2427 Ok, you literally had nothing to wear. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2428 A can do person like you will go far! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2429 I couldn’t afford what Bezos charges but I was assure this is almost as good. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2430 Just keep your shoulders curled in and you should be fine. The window seems wide enough. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2431 The subway service isn't that bad. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2432 I've always wanted a fodder figure. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2433 I'll rate your splash." 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2434 I dare say, you're a real firecracker! 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2435 Hey, honey, you remember how you asked me to let you know when a moment might arise when you maybe seem to be trying too hard to get attention? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2436 I had heard that militarism is big in Tribeca. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
2437 Welcome! Let’s drink to the Second Amendment! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2438 Can I swipe right? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2439 You'll break the glass ceilling. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2440 I envy your generation. In my day, we had catapults! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2441 So, how does it feel to get blown off, Karen? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2442 Let me guess, your drink of choice is a French 75? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2443 Trust me, it's quicker than the elevator. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2444 Did I tell you about my Separation Anxiety Disorder? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2445 Hey, kick-ass launch party Jenni! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2446 So, how long have you had this gig? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2447 You wanted to be a big shot 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2448 I feel sparks flying already. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2449 Ah! Chianti, excellent choice! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2450 I still think it would be much simpler if you just got yourself an EZ-Pass. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2451 Take a left at Houston. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2452 Brenda, did you actually read the Office Party memo? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2453 What a coincidence. I also asked for a shot. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2454 As You Can Imagine, I Was Blown Away... 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2455 Which shot would you prefer, Scotch or gunpowder? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2456 This is what happens when we get lit. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2457 I couldn't find a bear for your dramatic exit, but thought this would do instead? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2458 Pour it where? Do you realize how expensive this wine is? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2459 Do you feel a spark? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2460 It’s a small world - I once downloaded a fact sheet about lion taming! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2461 Oh! So you mean this isn't the bachelor party? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2462 It is one hell of a ride if I don't miss the window! 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2463 Are you staging a production of the 1812 Overture? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2464 It was my wife’s idea. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2465 I used to do shooters too but they gave me terrible headaches. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2466 Wouldn't it be easier to call a cab? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2467 Just gotta ask ... Is your name Dyan? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2468 So, you're a walk-on in 'Tick,Tick...Boom!'?" 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2469 Well, OK if I give you my number? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2470 I said get a shot with your Canon not in a canon. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2471 You can’t leave your own engagement party like this 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2472 This way,you go out with a bang. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
2473 I wonder... are You naked there? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2474 You look too young to be a baby boomer. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2475 Would you like me to get you a drink now or when you get back? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2476 Ah, performance art has really taken a step forward hasn't it? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2477 Easy divorce, no lawyers, no papers, no headaches 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2478 I could just drive you there. 1.2143 0.03895 112 88 24 0
2479 Actually I just asked for a cannonball cocktail 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2480 I think you’re really going to go far! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2481 I always tell my friends to "Aim high". 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2482 Have I told you you're just the caliber I like? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2483 Shots? 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2484 Most of us are bored with your shenanigans 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2485 Boy, this coming-out party just about adds another letter to LGBTA. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2486 Since you're going out anyway, could you bring back a bag of ice? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2487 Art Canon, I presume? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2488 Stirring or shaking? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2489 It's good, but I can recite the alphabet backwards. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2490 Onward! To Trafalgar! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2491 Is this the surprise for my birthday?? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2492 They said you were a "pistol" but this is a nice surprise! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2493 The hosts are big Second Amendment people. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2494 Yes, I agree. The snugger fit is an improvement. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2495 Oh, so this is your 1st attempt at speed dating too. I see you needed a little extra convincing. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2496 Why do you always have to make a scene? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2497 Not to disappoint you, Shirley, but I don't think that's what the Church means by "canonize." 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2498 And what will you do if you can't find a job at the circus. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2499 OK, let's give it a shot!!! 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2500 Take a shot…just guess what I’m thinking. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2501 Trust me- it's just a prop. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2502 Well, I could go on for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2503 Let me tell you about the first time I was shot out of a cannon at a house party. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2504 Don't think I've ever met a woman of your caliber. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2505 Yes, you get the condo and the artwork, but this was in the prenup too. I’m 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2506 Sure, I think you will be a hit... 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2507 One more before you go" 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2508 You have been a lot less volatile since you went on the Lexapro. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2509 So, do you shoot out of a cannon here often? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2510 So how about those Mets? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2511 My name is James. And you were? 1.2125 0.06338 80 69 5 6
2512 Really making a bang with your entrance, Lydia 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2513 This is my first time meeting an astronaut 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2514 ‘But I haven’t even given you my take on defunding the police yet!’ 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2515 Before you blast off, could I get you a Harvey Wallbanger? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2516 I know that we've only just met but something tells me that you are really going places. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2517 And what do you do outside of the metaverse? 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
2518 I hate launch parties,too. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2519 Gotta hand it to ya, that takes balls. 1.2124 0.05251 113 97 8 8
2520 The more current choice for traveling is a Tesla! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
2521 In my younger days I was a big shot, too. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2522 This motherfucker… 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
2523 Sure, you beat the traffic home, but you miss out on the podcasts. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2524 I was going to jump out of a cake, but I'm gluten intolerant 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2525 I asked for Pachelbel’s Canon 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2526 It's gonna be a blast! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2527 If we had a yard it would be yard art 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2528 So all the giant cakes are stuck on container ships? 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2529 Get me out of here ! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 10 5
2530 Beats taking the metro. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2531 I never knew you had such a short fuse. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2532 I adore Tchaikovsky! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2533 No, I didn't realize that saying 'this party's a blast' was culturally insensitive." 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2534 Do you get frequent flyer miles? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2535 I know this is “who you are now,” but maybe being a cannonball isn’t the best lifestyle choice 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2536 Can I get your phone number? 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2537 Can I aim you at my place? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2538 Democratizing space travel *sounds* good. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2539 Why do women keeping saying they’re not heard? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2540 You wanna shoot on over to my place later ? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2541 I warned you, Alice. Straight to the moon. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2542 Is this what they mean by "having a blast" ? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2543 So, how does it feel being canonized so early in your career? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2544 I hear your career is taking off. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2545 Obviously this is your first time so I'll explain how cannons actually work. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2546 Trust me. It’s a sure-fire flatulence cure. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2547 Most of us will leave with a whimper. 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
2548 I did tell you if you came it would be a blast! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2549 Look who we have here -a real, living sociopath, just like in the movies. 1.2110 0.04337 109 87 18 2
2550 Great idea,this changing careers to move up and get ahead in the world. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2551 Here's an idea. When you land, go to the nearest hairdresser. Someone will say "Good grief, you look like you were just shot out of a cannon," and then you say "Funny story..." 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2552 I got it because of the 2nd Amendment but it’s really come in handy for the 3rd. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2553 So far, your little get-together has been a blast. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2554 Before you take off, let me light my cigar on your other end. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2555 I’ve heard of the French exit and the Irish goodbye, but I’ve never seen someone do the Canadian cannonball. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2556 So the temp agency said this gig would be a real blast huh? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2557 I manufacture gunpowder. What do you do? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2558 How long is your commute? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2559 I'm sorry, when you said can I have a light? I thought you meant the cannon, not your cigarette. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2560 I'm a pretty nice guy, but be careful, sometimes I have a short fuse. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2561 Hi! Haven't we met before? Was it in that cake at Bill's birthday party? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2562 When they said bring something fun, I thought along the lines of salad, but that works too. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2563 You're right, this party is going to be a real blast! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2564 ...anyway, enough about me. I hope I wasn't boring you. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2565 What a disarming girl you are! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2566 Are you sure you don’t want to use a helmet? 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2567 I don't think this would be considered a French Exit 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2568 We just think it's high time we had more women in the can(n)on. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2569 I guess you weren't invited onto Jeff Bezos' spaceship. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2570 There might be more subtle ways to leave the party early. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2571 Well, it was a metaphor, but I really want to see how this ends up. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2572 No problem. I'll probably be sneaking out myself right behind you. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2573 You said you wanted one that would knock your socks off! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2574 Can I get your num….? 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2575 So what made you bring the act to the cocktail circuit, Ms. Knievel? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2576 Suggest you duck. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2577 be careful 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2578 Wouldn’t it be easier to jump out of a cake? 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2579 Late for your meeting again? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2580 No worries , they’re open late. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2581 Now that you have grown up, do you still need your Buzz Lightyear action figure? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2582 Are you the Artist? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2583 Hi..before you blast off I've got discounts on air or rental cars?! 1.2095 0.05362 105 90 8 7
2584 You’re the bomb, April! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2585 Breaking into show business is tough , but at least you're giving it your best shot !! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2586 So, you really prefer this one to hearing my views on Harold Bloom’s? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2587 I'm so sorry you have to shoot out of here so quickly 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2588 Great launch party! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2589 I think it's very slimming on you. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2590 Can I call you or should I just drop by? 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2591 But I’ve only just begun explaining my crypto investment strategies. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2592 Before we got this, our kid was always late for school. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2593 I know he is a Trumper, but he has a house at the beach. You might hit it off 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2594 It’s the new treatment for airborne diseases. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2595 I always get a big bang out of these parties 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2596 You’ll be the life of the party in some sense, no matter how it turns out. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2597 This isn't the signal for "ready to leave" that we agreed to. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2598 I really enjoyed our conversation and would love to continue it. Do you know which hospital they are going to take you? " 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2599 There's an easier way to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2600 So your Dad was a lion tamer and you?" By Tom Sievers 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2601 Are you Catholic? You seem so into canon. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
2602 I hear it's like being shot out of a cannon. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2603 A cake is a cliche-- this is stronger. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2604 Soon, I promise. No one smokes anymore, so Jerry went nextdoor to get the matches. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2605 It was nice to have met you,but I gotta' blow this joint. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2606 Avoiding small talk again? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2607 You'll go to any length to get out of these mandatory work mixers, I see. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2608 Next time, don't critique the brie. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2609 So, this is your first Civil War re-enactment? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2610 A shot and a Bloody Mary for you? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2611 I told you, you'd be the life of the party... 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
2612 Is this the literary canon? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2613 I'm so g;ad they found a girl of your caliber. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2614 Bye Bye BITCH 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2615 Yes, I know you have an appointment, this will only take about 10 seconds 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2616 Let’s blow this pop stand. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
2617 Did you enjoy the wine tasting? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2618 Yeah, they said this party would be a blast! 1.2083 0.05913 72 59 9 3
2619 New Years parties are a blast 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2620 Catch a movie later? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2621 So, you're going to experience five minutes of weightlessness and then land in Queens? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2622 Shirley, pick up some ice while you’re out. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2623 Is your favorite piece of music the Pachabbl Canon? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2624 Shirley always throws a great party. I'm having a blast! Bruce Nishimura, Seattle, WA. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2625 It is a very dramatic way to lave a party. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2626 My shots are also straight up. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2627 Is this your entire canon of work? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2628 Was that you on Match.com last Saturday? You seemed to be in a hurry to meet 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2629 Yes your luggage will be delivered to the same landing site 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2630 It was a design element to not put in stairs. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2631 Was our conversation that bad? 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2632 I thought we'd share a cab. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2633 Maybe we could go out sometime. I have a bit of a reputation as a loose cannon. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2634 The fresh air will do you good. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2635 Its a birthday party...my order was for someone to ‘pop out of a cake'! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2636 Shall we wait for Mr. Bond? 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2637 This should clarify that nagging question about when it's time to leave. 1.2075 0.05314 106 91 8 7
2638 You never should have asked for a shot and a beer. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2639 The landlord said he has no problem with having canonical pieces in the apartment 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2640 Well, this does explain your arrival to the party in a clown car! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2641 Congratulations on your graduation. Call your mom and me when you get a job and a place to live. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2642 Bob did mention you were about to be fired. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2643 It's the best bon voyage party ever. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2644 so...what's your sign? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2645 Climbing into the cannon so soon? But I wasn't done telling you about my bunion removal. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2646 I'm gluten free 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2647 Mid-13th-century modern is really making a comeback 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2648 Fair enough, but how MUCH cheaper than an uber? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2649 Iron lung wheelchair? Great idea! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2650 We have the Zephyr 5000 with the optional reading lamp. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2651 Thanks for coming. You always leave quite an impression. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2652 You can come out now. they've stopped talking about Facebook. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2653 And I thought I was Loaded! 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2654 I’ll try to get right to the punch line. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2655 How about we blow this joint? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2656 Always nice to meet a fellow gun lover. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2657 I just hate commuting across town at this time of the day. Will you be calling a cab ? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2658 I hope I’m not cannonballizing your time! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2659 Sorry but my dating profile excludes anyone with a short fuse. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2660 My wife is so creative. This is much more original than a cake. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2661 well, at least, you be missing rush hour. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2662 Yes, I know, I'd like to blow out of here too. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2663 Would you like me to point you out the window? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2664 Bon Voyage! We are launching you to heaven! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2665 Don't forget to yell ' Geronimo !!! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2666 I heard you like to bang... 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2667 Always up for a dramatic entrance, aren't you! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2668 Did I tell you I'm in life insurance? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2669 Must you shoot off so soon? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2670 I told you not to bring up politics. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2671 I’m concerned that you’re still not understanding the concept of the Internet 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2672 I thought you were doing tequila shots! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2673 I really admire you for taking risks at work 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2674 I'm Brad with the National Cannon Association. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2675 Bye,Felicia! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2676 You save $200,000 over Blue Origin. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2677 I thought you were just going to tell them, "Thank you, and good night." 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2678 I expect a shout heard around the world! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2679 Personally, I prefer making an Irish goodbye. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2680 No! I ask you to bring me a HELMET! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2681 This job must really blow. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2682 Jane, you're a piece of work in a piece of work. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2683 ‘How bout those Yankees ?’ 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2684 Next time please do not tap the fish tank. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2685 Honey. When was the last time I got you to blast off? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2686 Im sorry Stacy, I really need this promotion. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2687 I said "Would you like to try some FIREBALL?" 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2688 I think I saw the bartender had a lighter. Why do you ask? 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
2689 Any room for me? 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2690 Brilliant! Most women simply say they've left the oven on. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2691 So apparently his wife found out and she's firing the nanny. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2692 I forgot my gunpowder. Want some wine instead? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2693 I thought I’d try to put a little spark back in our marriage. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2694 An introvert's idea of personal safety at a dinner soiree. "Farewell George!" she said as she shot out the window. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2695 After what that flight attendant did to me last time, I just couldn’t take the risk. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2696 Can I get your phone number before you go? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2697 On your way back, could you pick up some more ice? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2698 What do you mean you don't wamt me to spark the conversation? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2699 I get it. I’ve also been called a loose cannon. 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
2700 We all felt that having you jump out of a cake was just so cliché. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2701 Could you take a picture of my house as you fly over? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2702 I just love a party that ends with a bang! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2703 May I blow out your fuse? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2704 You should know, veryone's dying to see what you're wearing. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2705 You're not the first pretty girl at a party to tell me I remind them of her fodder. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2706 I appreciate your witty banter. Now just shoot me. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2707 Be sure to show your vaccination card when you land. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2708 Buckle your seatbelt! Someone just lit your fuze. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2709 Have a great trip, and don't forget to spend the airfare money we saved on something special. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2710 Can you pick up some more ice while you're out? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2711 Wanna pop on over to my place? 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
2712 At a Cocktail Party in Seattle, circa 1995, Jeff Bezos has an another idea 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
2713 It will be fascinating to follow the career prajectory of a person of your caliber. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2714 I nominated you for this honor since you are our employee of the very highest caliber 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2715 Who brought this 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2716 Could I interest you in a small bore? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2717 I heard you can be kind of explosive. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2718 Boy, I can’t wait to see how you top this party.” 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
2719 Your mother and I don't believe in soft launches. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2720 So, is this supposed to be the opposite of an Irish exit? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2721 It is possible this could be more effective than ivermectin! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2722 Party’s getting a bit crowded, what do ya say we take off? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2723 So, anyway, what do you do for a living? 1.2043 0.04968 93 76 13 3
2724 what a novel way to make a deep impression! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2725 No net, Nanette? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2726 I thought you wanted to rekindle the spark. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2727 Can I talk to you about being shot from a cannon in your apartment insurance? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2728 Oh, good, I see I haven't missed the performance art. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2729 Funny, whenever I strike up a conversation with a woman, she has to leave. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2730 Alternatively, I could call you a cab. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2731 With all the shipping issues,this was the largest one I could find... 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2732 Would you like to get out of here? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2733 They tell me that the performance art business is booming - - but you would know! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2734 Sorry I could not drive you back to school this time. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
2735 Make sure to like and subscribe! 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2736 Part of me says we met in Gettysburg. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2737 So, how do you know the Ringling brothers? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2738 May I walk you home after the party? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2739 I see you're really into artillery art. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2740 If you don't mind my asking, what are your triggers? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2741 I heard you were going to be fired. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2742 Never before have I met someone of your caliber 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2743 Wanna get away from all these clowns? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2744 You're going off with a bang, not a whimper. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2745 No! I certainly don't think you have a "short fuse." Why do you ask? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2746 I’m more of an ‘Irish goodbye’ type. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2747 One more thing before you go, I could do your taxes for you if you need an extension. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2748 A cab might get you there in one piece just as fast 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
2749 Can't be any worse than that last party you threw. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2750 You’ll land in our pool and have plenty of time to make dinner. See you at 6:30. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2751 Oh! I thought it was "cannon father"! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2752 This is a way you can get blasted and don't have to drink. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2753 You have to admit that this is a step up from coming out of a cake. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2754 I don’t need a ride, but thanks for the offer. I live right across the street so I usually just take the trapeze. 1.2025 0.05804