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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-11-15T02:16:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-11-29T02:16:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-11-23T02:16:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 29, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6509 |
Number of responses | 783928 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Sink or swim is nothing. Be glad you weren't here when the corporate culture was dog eat dog. | 1.8147 | 0.01180 | 4776 | 2131 | 1407 | 1238 |
1 | I'd throw him a lifeline but I've been waiting for his parking space for years. | 1.8134 | 0.01834 | 1790 | 737 | 650 | 403 |
2 | He looked solid on paper. | 1.8095 | 0.01247 | 4099 | 1770 | 1340 | 989 |
3 | And this is Wade. Seriously, his name is Wade. | 1.8085 | 0.01409 | 3175 | 1363 | 1057 | 755 |
4 | He’s making progress. Last week he was up to his eyeballs. | 1.8071 | 0.01618 | 2198 | 885 | 852 | 461 |
5 | We’re all drowning in work Harold - spare us the drama. | 1.7990 | 0.01355 | 3448 | 1507 | 1127 | 814 |
6 | They say it’s better for your back than a standing desk. | 1.7947 | 0.01281 | 3712 | 1610 | 1262 | 840 |
7 | He's just treading water until he can retire. | 1.7879 | 0.01222 | 3885 | 1644 | 1428 | 813 |
8 | And this is our writers' pool. | 1.7775 | 0.02961 | 728 | 331 | 228 | 169 |
9 | Sometimes, I yell, "Marco", just for fun. | 1.7735 | 0.01773 | 2084 | 972 | 612 | 500 |
10 | It's always something with this guy - one day he's buried in paperwork, the next day he's drowning in it | 1.7557 | 0.01389 | 3066 | 1373 | 1069 | 624 |
11 | The company would prefer you say “fully immersed in work” over “drowning.” | 1.7534 | 0.03272 | 584 | 272 | 184 | 128 |
12 | We think he's been leaking information. | 1.7503 | 0.01467 | 2743 | 1237 | 954 | 552 |
13 | Carl manages our liquid assets. | 1.7498 | 0.01259 | 3621 | 1606 | 1315 | 700 |
14 | And the boss thought he walked on water | 1.7456 | 0.01188 | 4324 | 2028 | 1376 | 920 |
15 | That's Phil from liquidations. | 1.7452 | 0.01335 | 3289 | 1520 | 1099 | 670 |
16 | Legal warned him he was on thin ice. | 1.7403 | 0.01427 | 2842 | 1287 | 1006 | 549 |
17 | All the MBAs think they can walk on water. | 1.7394 | 0.01416 | 2970 | 1372 | 1000 | 598 |
18 | He made a big splash when he started. Since then, nothing. | 1.7384 | 0.02773 | 734 | 328 | 270 | 136 |
19 | Well, I warned him that he was on thin ice. | 1.7384 | 0.01421 | 2748 | 1216 | 1035 | 497 |
20 | Tim's a nice guy, but he's prone to the occasional meltdown. | 1.7375 | 0.01373 | 3009 | 1352 | 1095 | 562 |
21 | Looks like Charles won the office pool | 1.7366 | 0.01712 | 2016 | 931 | 685 | 400 |
22 | You'll be working with Hal here, in Liquidations. They're swamped. | 1.7357 | 0.01414 | 2857 | 1315 | 991 | 551 |
23 | It seems that "Mr. Walks on Water" just had his review. | 1.7348 | 0.02033 | 1478 | 699 | 472 | 307 |
24 | That's Norm. He handles our liquid assets. | 1.7345 | 0.01347 | 3149 | 1428 | 1129 | 592 |
25 | I thought having a meltdown was just a metaphor. | 1.7330 | 0.01688 | 2079 | 967 | 700 | 412 |
26 | The problem solving part of the interview is the toughest. | 1.7311 | 0.01839 | 1763 | 826 | 585 | 352 |
27 | I know it looks bad, but at least he's not in over his head." | 1.7308 | 0.01849 | 1564 | 685 | 615 | 264 |
28 | He lost his regular position, so we made him a floater. | 1.7304 | 0.01385 | 2986 | 1366 | 1059 | 561 |
29 | Apparently I was mistaken. He's not in over his head. | 1.7257 | 0.01398 | 2796 | 1252 | 1059 | 485 |
30 | I'd help but we're already late for our sensitivity training. | 1.7250 | 0.01897 | 1731 | 842 | 523 | 366 |
31 | I think he’s regretting his decision to liquidate. | 1.7227 | 0.01503 | 2618 | 1238 | 868 | 512 |
32 | You'd be surprised how many people think that's a rug. | 1.7212 | 0.01759 | 1991 | 968 | 610 | 413 |
33 | We're all drowning in our work, but Frank likes to make a show out of it. | 1.7176 | 0.01975 | 1459 | 679 | 513 | 267 |
34 | Looks like he’s having another meltdown. | 1.7174 | 0.01451 | 2604 | 1186 | 968 | 450 |
35 | I told him he was in too deep. | 1.7174 | 0.01793 | 1677 | 756 | 639 | 282 |
36 | I said, 'You're literally on thin ice.' And he said, 'I don't think you know what literal means'". | 1.7148 | 0.01501 | 2665 | 1288 | 849 | 528 |
37 | As you see, it's sink or swim around here. | 1.7140 | 0.01659 | 1993 | 913 | 737 | 343 |
38 | The pool of candidates is smaller than we expected. | 1.7066 | 0.01895 | 1595 | 769 | 529 | 297 |
39 | It’s pretty much sink or swim around here since the layoffs. | 1.7054 | 0.01703 | 1857 | 854 | 696 | 307 |
40 | They say it's good for your back, but I still prefer a desk. | 1.6972 | 0.01693 | 1919 | 941 | 632 | 346 |
41 | You’ll be replacing Carl in handling liquidations. | 1.6963 | 0.01695 | 1887 | 917 | 639 | 331 |
42 | He did mention that he was drowning in paper work. | 1.6926 | 0.02054 | 1298 | 616 | 465 | 217 |
43 | Yeah, it’s kind of sink or swim at our firm. | 1.6908 | 0.01763 | 1724 | 843 | 584 | 297 |
44 | You’d have thought winning the office pool would be a good thing. | 1.6907 | 0.01826 | 1691 | 834 | 552 | 305 |
45 | I’ve heard the entire department has been liquidated. | 1.6902 | 0.01828 | 1711 | 841 | 561 | 309 |
46 | He’s standing on the guy you’re replacing. | 1.6850 | 0.01970 | 1549 | 786 | 465 | 298 |
47 | Who knew you could actually drown in paperwork? | 1.6826 | 0.01912 | 1503 | 732 | 518 | 253 |
48 | That’s Steve. He’s our liquidation specialist. | 1.6826 | 0.01881 | 1509 | 748 | 504 | 257 |
49 | We get it, Tony. You're swamped right now. | 1.6810 | 0.01942 | 1442 | 695 | 512 | 235 |
50 | Water cooler to your left. Water hazard to your right. | 1.6800 | 0.01957 | 1453 | 721 | 480 | 252 |
51 | Office pool. | 1.6784 | 0.01995 | 1418 | 701 | 472 | 245 |
52 | Now that’s one impressive meltdown. | 1.6780 | 0.02006 | 1410 | 700 | 464 | 246 |
53 | When he won the office pool, he had no idea what he was getting. | 1.6758 | 0.02056 | 1354 | 678 | 437 | 239 |
54 | Bob hasn't handled the liquidation well. | 1.6706 | 0.02082 | 1281 | 636 | 431 | 214 |
55 | It's better than deep shit | 1.6688 | 0.02286 | 1232 | 668 | 304 | 260 |
56 | He won the office pool. | 1.6683 | 0.02183 | 1224 | 627 | 376 | 221 |
57 | That’s what a total melt down looks like. | 1.6675 | 0.02184 | 1191 | 602 | 383 | 206 |
58 | I told you being back in the office would be way more interesting than being on Zoom. | 1.6672 | 0.02066 | 1199 | 575 | 449 | 175 |
59 | Oh, that's the office pool. | 1.6672 | 0.02058 | 1211 | 619 | 392 | 200 |
60 | He's been just treading water here for years. | 1.6647 | 0.02123 | 1214 | 611 | 402 | 201 |
61 | Don't fall for Fred's "drowning in work" routine. He's really quite a good swimmer. | 1.6634 | 0.02208 | 1135 | 569 | 379 | 187 |
62 | If only we had a corporate ladder. | 1.6622 | 0.02182 | 1116 | 566 | 368 | 182 |
63 | We are expecting an opening shortly, can you start this afternoon? | 1.6616 | 0.02194 | 1111 | 561 | 370 | 180 |
64 | So he meant it about being swamped. | 1.6593 | 0.02174 | 1080 | 542 | 372 | 166 |
65 | I always thought that was a metaphor. | 1.6592 | 0.02249 | 1065 | 530 | 368 | 167 |
66 | 'Honestly, I thought you were exaggerating about his meltdown. | 1.6580 | 0.02254 | 1117 | 573 | 353 | 191 |
67 | He is what remains of the secretarial pool. | 1.6565 | 0.02284 | 1048 | 528 | 352 | 168 |
68 | He did say he was drowning in paperwork. | 1.6493 | 0.02383 | 941 | 474 | 323 | 144 |
69 | I'd help, but it's not my department. | 1.6486 | 0.02425 | 996 | 528 | 290 | 178 |
70 | Correction: I said we needed to liquidate his ASSETS. | 1.6476 | 0.02458 | 928 | 481 | 293 | 154 |
71 | Who’s the new buoy? | 1.6474 | 0.02546 | 916 | 490 | 259 | 167 |
72 | And that’s Bob from liquidations. | 1.6446 | 0.02499 | 892 | 463 | 283 | 146 |
73 | That’s Dave, just keeping his head above water, as usual. | 1.6443 | 0.02406 | 880 | 436 | 321 | 123 |
74 | It's sink or swim in this industry. | 1.6442 | 0.02460 | 877 | 449 | 293 | 135 |
75 | At least he still keeps his head above water. | 1.6441 | 0.02373 | 888 | 436 | 332 | 120 |
76 | He’s head of liquidations. | 1.6434 | 0.02441 | 903 | 461 | 303 | 139 |
77 | They liquidated most of the staff last week. | 1.6425 | 0.02551 | 870 | 457 | 267 | 146 |
78 | He did say he was on the edge of a complete meltdown. | 1.6422 | 0.02473 | 872 | 444 | 296 | 132 |
79 | I don't know whether I should call HR or Maintenance. | 1.6419 | 0.02525 | 888 | 467 | 272 | 149 |
80 | Larry clearly has no clue how an office pool works. | 1.6416 | 0.02505 | 879 | 456 | 282 | 141 |
81 | This is Ed- he's trying to keep his head above water. | 1.6414 | 0.02340 | 884 | 454 | 303 | 127 |
82 | He was skating on thin ice for sometime. | 1.6402 | 0.02542 | 881 | 466 | 266 | 149 |
83 | He’s just treading water until retirement. | 1.6390 | 0.02489 | 856 | 437 | 291 | 128 |
84 | He’s just a pool reporter. | 1.6390 | 0.02548 | 831 | 438 | 259 | 134 |
85 | I thought that "drowning in work" was a metaphor. | 1.6379 | 0.02462 | 823 | 413 | 297 | 113 |
86 | Pete handles our offshore accounts. | 1.6378 | 0.02621 | 820 | 433 | 251 | 136 |
87 | That's Jake. He's head of the office pool. | 1.6368 | 0.02615 | 793 | 411 | 259 | 123 |
88 | Half the department’s been liquidated. | 1.6351 | 0.02578 | 803 | 414 | 268 | 121 |
89 | It's his third meltdown this week, | 1.6311 | 0.02714 | 778 | 419 | 227 | 132 |
90 | I guess they dissolved the partnership. | 1.6289 | 0.02598 | 733 | 380 | 250 | 103 |
91 | I knew he’d melt under pressure. | 1.6273 | 0.02728 | 719 | 376 | 235 | 108 |
92 | Last week he was in a fog, so I think it's an improvement. | 1.6262 | 0.02515 | 749 | 387 | 262 | 100 |
93 | I thought he was kidding when he said he was drowning in paper work | 1.6256 | 0.02640 | 772 | 406 | 249 | 117 |
94 | On second thought, maybe we'd better not enter the office pool. | 1.6254 | 0.02698 | 710 | 366 | 244 | 100 |
95 | Maintenance is looking into it. | 1.6247 | 0.02671 | 722 | 372 | 249 | 101 |
96 | Jack there runs our office pool. | 1.6246 | 0.02823 | 698 | 374 | 212 | 112 |
97 | Steer clear of the office pools. | 1.6237 | 0.02754 | 699 | 366 | 230 | 103 |
98 | Yeah, I told him--actually there IS such a thing as excess liquidity. | 1.6225 | 0.02702 | 694 | 366 | 227 | 100 |
99 | I'd go pull him out, but if he sinks, I get his corner office. | 1.6198 | 0.02792 | 668 | 349 | 224 | 95 |
100 | How soon can you start? | 1.6197 | 0.02836 | 681 | 365 | 210 | 106 |
101 | Yes, it's real quicksand. We don't use metaphors in Texas. | 1.6170 | 0.02900 | 658 | 356 | 198 | 104 |
102 | That’s our executive immersion program. | 1.6168 | 0.02981 | 642 | 353 | 182 | 107 |
103 | Three more steps he'd have made the Men's Room. | 1.6165 | 0.03109 | 644 | 371 | 149 | 124 |
104 | Our philosophy is really sink or swim | 1.6153 | 0.02745 | 642 | 336 | 221 | 85 |
105 | This is an improvement, a week ago he was in over his head. | 1.6152 | 0.02933 | 660 | 363 | 188 | 109 |
106 | I've heard of meltdowns but that's epic. | 1.6135 | 0.02898 | 621 | 328 | 205 | 88 |
107 | We told him learn to work online or drown in paper work, but he wouldn't listen. | 1.6126 | 0.02821 | 617 | 317 | 222 | 78 |
108 | I’ll admit our client pool is smaller than we’d like. | 1.6118 | 0.02992 | 608 | 329 | 186 | 93 |
109 | I guess he wasn't joking when he said he was drowning in work. | 1.6074 | 0.02884 | 591 | 314 | 198 | 79 |
110 | He’s out of his depth on this one. | 1.6073 | 0.02919 | 601 | 318 | 201 | 82 |
111 | It was pretty obvious he was headed for a meltdown. | 1.6067 | 0.03046 | 595 | 327 | 175 | 93 |
112 | They expect almost total immersion in one's work here. | 1.6047 | 0.03015 | 554 | 292 | 189 | 73 |
113 | We take the 'sink-or-swim' approach very seriously here. | 1.6046 | 0.03006 | 564 | 299 | 189 | 76 |
114 | He’s been treading water here for a while now. | 1.6025 | 0.03072 | 551 | 301 | 170 | 80 |
115 | When he said he was up to his neck in work I took it to be a metaphor. | 1.6021 | 0.02843 | 578 | 308 | 196 | 73 |
116 | Turns out the gluten was the only thing holding him together. | 1.6004 | 0.03311 | 553 | 322 | 130 | 101 |
117 | Ted's in liquidation. | 1.5989 | 0.03230 | 531 | 296 | 152 | 83 |
118 | Well,at least he's not in over his head. | 1.5971 | 0.03027 | 556 | 306 | 171 | 79 |
119 | We're just glad he's keeping his head above water. | 1.5967 | 0.03031 | 538 | 285 | 185 | 68 |
120 | I liked it better when they just had security take you out. | 1.5965 | 0.03027 | 575 | 314 | 179 | 82 |
121 | One part inspiration, two parts perspiration. | 1.5958 | 0.02994 | 522 | 290 | 161 | 71 |
122 | Forget the glass ceiling, watch out for the liquid floor. | 1.5941 | 0.03219 | 510 | 280 | 157 | 73 |
123 | I knew he was in over his head. | 1.5934 | 0.03008 | 519 | 280 | 174 | 65 |
124 | We finally found the leak . | 1.5922 | 0.03050 | 537 | 288 | 180 | 69 |
125 | You don't want to be here when he turns himself into gas. | 1.5895 | 0.03420 | 497 | 288 | 125 | 84 |
126 | It’s year-end, Arthur. We are all struggling to keep our heads above water. | 1.5894 | 0.03066 | 492 | 256 | 182 | 54 |
127 | And when he said he was drowning in work, I didn't believe him. | 1.5876 | 0.02900 | 531 | 293 | 171 | 66 |
128 | Literally" and "figuratively" may be nearly the same to us, but not Bob | 1.5870 | 0.03124 | 494 | 263 | 172 | 59 |
129 | We put up cones, but people kept tripping on them. | 1.5869 | 0.03316 | 472 | 260 | 147 | 65 |
130 | Soon, he'll be in over his head! | 1.5863 | 0.03163 | 510 | 279 | 163 | 68 |
131 | And all this time I thought he was speaking metaphorically.... | 1.5854 | 0.03206 | 533 | 302 | 150 | 81 |
132 | Usually, he’s in over his head. | 1.5833 | 0.03463 | 456 | 259 | 128 | 69 |
133 | He's been wading through those documents for hours. | 1.5830 | 0.03067 | 542 | 298 | 172 | 72 |
134 | It's all that's left of the secretarial pool. | 1.5828 | 0.03251 | 477 | 261 | 154 | 62 |
135 | As you can see, there's a real sink-or-swim culture. | 1.5823 | 0.03297 | 486 | 272 | 145 | 69 |
136 | Liquidating sounds better than it looks. | 1.5817 | 0.03461 | 447 | 252 | 130 | 65 |
137 | Poor guy, he just got liquidated. | 1.5816 | 0.03289 | 490 | 275 | 145 | 70 |
138 | We could call the same guy who fixed the glass ceiling. | 1.5810 | 0.04713 | 253 | 146 | 67 | 40 |
139 | I asked him to organize the office pool. | 1.5778 | 0.03459 | 450 | 256 | 128 | 66 |
140 | I told him that his proposal wouldn't hold water. | 1.5775 | 0.03230 | 471 | 257 | 156 | 58 |
141 | Well, at least he isn't in over his head. | 1.5771 | 0.03364 | 454 | 253 | 140 | 61 |
142 | So, he WAS made out of ice, it wasn't just his personality. | 1.5765 | 0.03202 | 451 | 255 | 138 | 58 |
143 | Whoa, talk about being swamped! | 1.5761 | 0.03289 | 460 | 253 | 149 | 58 |
144 | His department is being dissolved. | 1.5756 | 0.03417 | 450 | 254 | 133 | 63 |
145 | That wax figure of Bob Mankoff was a bad idea from the start. | 1.5753 | 0.03647 | 445 | 266 | 102 | 77 |
146 | We haven’t determined if it’s a structural or existential issue. | 1.5748 | 0.03583 | 428 | 247 | 116 | 65 |
147 | The company's new liquidation policy is catching a few of us by surprise. | 1.5732 | 0.03355 | 471 | 268 | 136 | 67 |
148 | Sometimes the lawyers come up from the shark tank on the 9th floor. | 1.5731 | 0.03641 | 417 | 242 | 111 | 64 |
149 | It's a pity, he's just out of his depth here. | 1.5724 | 0.03479 | 435 | 247 | 127 | 61 |
150 | Bill exaggerates. He says he's drowning in paperwork when he's really only drowning near paperwork. | 1.5701 | 0.03570 | 428 | 248 | 116 | 64 |
151 | When I asked the company to liquidate our assets, I totally forgot about Bill. | 1.5680 | 0.03531 | 412 | 233 | 124 | 55 |
152 | Its a fluid situation | 1.5679 | 0.03526 | 405 | 227 | 126 | 52 |
153 | That's John. He's a Baptist. | 1.5679 | 0.03678 | 405 | 236 | 108 | 61 |
154 | Every time there's a system upgrade he has a meltdown. | 1.5669 | 0.03555 | 411 | 234 | 121 | 56 |
155 | That's Bob Mankoff. He used to be our cartoon editor. | 1.5668 | 0.03736 | 404 | 239 | 101 | 64 |
156 | At least it’s not a complete meltdown | 1.5660 | 0.03395 | 447 | 254 | 133 | 60 |
157 | That's not really what I envisioned when they said they were starting an office pool. | 1.5657 | 0.03379 | 426 | 236 | 139 | 51 |
158 | He’s in charge of liquidations. | 1.5656 | 0.03513 | 442 | 258 | 118 | 66 |
159 | Oh that, quicksand in a bag. Our lawyers wouldn't let us release it; but, we love to use it internally just for fun. | 1.5644 | 0.03607 | 388 | 219 | 119 | 50 |
160 | He's drowning NEXT TO paperwork. Not quite the same thing. | 1.5644 | 0.03620 | 404 | 233 | 114 | 57 |
161 | Anderson can't make the meeting. He's swamped. | 1.5640 | 0.03572 | 406 | 232 | 119 | 55 |
162 | His specialty is underwater mortgages | 1.5632 | 0.03569 | 380 | 211 | 124 | 45 |
163 | We’re liquidating old employees. | 1.5619 | 0.03491 | 404 | 239 | 108 | 57 |
164 | Nobody sweats a deadline like he does. | 1.5614 | 0.03498 | 415 | 236 | 125 | 54 |
165 | He lost his trunks an hour ago and the people downstairs are not happy | 1.5614 | 0.03827 | 383 | 228 | 95 | 60 |
166 | I'd throw him a rope but I am next in line for his corner office. | 1.5614 | 0.03663 | 383 | 219 | 113 | 51 |
167 | Third meltdown this week. | 1.5609 | 0.03544 | 435 | 256 | 114 | 65 |
168 | Looks like the boss is having another meltdown! | 1.5599 | 0.03766 | 384 | 226 | 101 | 57 |
169 | Frank has started his own office pool. | 1.5598 | 0.03777 | 368 | 213 | 104 | 51 |
170 | Its the advice we're giving our clients. Stay Liquid | 1.5585 | 0.03619 | 376 | 212 | 118 | 46 |
171 | Huh, always thought that was just an expression. | 1.5579 | 0.03493 | 380 | 219 | 114 | 47 |
172 | He read the financial statements and decided to immediately liquidate. | 1.5571 | 0.03739 | 368 | 212 | 107 | 49 |
173 | We have a fairly elaborate office prank culture. | 1.5562 | 0.03794 | 356 | 205 | 104 | 47 |
174 | It's the corporate sink hole | 1.5562 | 0.03641 | 365 | 215 | 101 | 49 |
175 | Everyday the same thing, Roger drowning in paperwork. | 1.5558 | 0.03557 | 385 | 217 | 122 | 46 |
176 | He comes from the temp pool. | 1.5537 | 0.03594 | 363 | 202 | 121 | 40 |
177 | He says he is drowning in paperwork, but clearly his head is still above water | 1.5530 | 0.03521 | 396 | 225 | 123 | 48 |
178 | Well done Dobbs. Better to melt down after the presentation than during! | 1.5530 | 0.03329 | 434 | 252 | 127 | 55 |
179 | I thought the papers just out of reach was a nice touch. | 1.5524 | 0.03647 | 353 | 217 | 85 | 51 |
180 | The office pool’s pretty small this year. | 1.5515 | 0.03649 | 388 | 226 | 110 | 52 |
181 | He's been swamped since we returned to the office. | 1.5514 | 0.03715 | 350 | 198 | 111 | 41 |
182 | Yikes! I thought “drowning in paperwork” was just a figure of speech. | 1.5511 | 0.03891 | 352 | 208 | 94 | 50 |
183 | He’s not in over his head yet. | 1.5510 | 0.03621 | 392 | 228 | 112 | 52 |
184 | He’s been treading water for years. | 1.5510 | 0.03840 | 363 | 215 | 96 | 52 |
185 | We've all been swamped lately | 1.5493 | 0.03673 | 335 | 185 | 116 | 34 |
186 | Poor Ken, can't ever seem to keep his head above water. | 1.5483 | 0.03634 | 352 | 197 | 117 | 38 |
187 | Exactly why I went paperless. | 1.5478 | 0.03734 | 356 | 210 | 99 | 47 |
188 | He's been treading water for weeks now. | 1.5470 | 0.03575 | 351 | 194 | 122 | 35 |
189 | It looks like he could use the corporate ladder. | 1.5457 | 0.03805 | 328 | 186 | 105 | 37 |
190 | I know we’ve all been busy but John has really struggled to keep his head above water. | 1.5446 | 0.03706 | 325 | 180 | 113 | 32 |
191 | It’s sad really. He’s just been treading water here for years. | 1.5444 | 0.03786 | 360 | 212 | 100 | 48 |
192 | When he said he was drowning in paperwork I had no idea! | 1.5437 | 0.03764 | 355 | 207 | 103 | 45 |
193 | I thought that office pools weren’t allowed anymore. | 1.5437 | 0.03722 | 355 | 205 | 107 | 43 |
194 | I picked it up at the Dali Museum. | 1.5421 | 0.03918 | 321 | 186 | 96 | 39 |
195 | Don't laugh. If anyone can keep this company afloat, it's him. | 1.5413 | 0.03689 | 351 | 201 | 110 | 40 |
196 | John, you really should see your urologist! | 1.5408 | 0.03971 | 355 | 218 | 82 | 55 |
197 | I don’t know what’s worse, the glass ceiling or the quicksand floor. | 1.5407 | 0.03878 | 344 | 204 | 94 | 46 |
198 | Maintenance says it's an Act of God, so they have no jurisdiction | 1.5402 | 0.04190 | 311 | 189 | 76 | 46 |
199 | Ted's old school and sometimes struggles to keep his head above water. | 1.5396 | 0.03758 | 328 | 186 | 107 | 35 |
200 | I always thought "drowning in paperwork" was only a metaphor. | 1.5383 | 0.03643 | 392 | 234 | 105 | 53 |
201 | The hiring freeze is over. | 1.5378 | 0.03925 | 331 | 196 | 92 | 43 |
202 | We offer men and women’s restrooms as well as an unfathomable void where time and gender have no meaning. | 1.5364 | 0.04072 | 330 | 202 | 79 | 49 |
203 | He told me he was swamped, but now he’s just being dramatic. | 1.5362 | 0.03727 | 373 | 223 | 100 | 50 |
204 | He is just having another one of his meltdowns. | 1.5344 | 0.04028 | 320 | 192 | 85 | 43 |
205 | He used to be adept at skating on thin ice, until global warming kicked in. | 1.5335 | 0.04000 | 328 | 198 | 85 | 45 |
206 | Wow, I thought it was just a figure of speech. | 1.5329 | 0.03830 | 334 | 196 | 98 | 40 |
207 | When Tom said he was swamped, he really meant it! | 1.5329 | 0.03939 | 319 | 188 | 92 | 39 |
208 | You're in luck. It looks like his office will be available soon. | 1.5324 | 0.03882 | 293 | 165 | 100 | 28 |
209 | I guess he is really drowning in paperwork | 1.5317 | 0.03808 | 331 | 193 | 100 | 38 |
210 | I've always thought entering the office pool was a bad idea. | 1.5316 | 0.03497 | 348 | 201 | 112 | 35 |
211 | They forgot to put out the ‘Caution: Wet Floor’ signs again. | 1.5309 | 0.03795 | 324 | 202 | 78 | 44 |
212 | Yeah, in this business it’s either sink or swim. | 1.5307 | 0.03434 | 375 | 212 | 127 | 36 |
213 | We've got to stop hiring snowmen. | 1.5306 | 0.03954 | 343 | 210 | 84 | 49 |
214 | WOW, what a melt down . | 1.5299 | 0.03748 | 368 | 222 | 97 | 49 |
215 | Big fish, little pond. | 1.5298 | 0.04106 | 302 | 181 | 82 | 39 |
216 | I don’t have the heart to tell him his deadline’s been extended. | 1.5298 | 0.03770 | 302 | 184 | 82 | 36 |
217 | We're a little stricter than most companies with their unvaccinated | 1.5292 | 0.04334 | 291 | 180 | 68 | 43 |
218 | He wanted to float some new ideas | 1.5291 | 0.03793 | 344 | 204 | 98 | 42 |
219 | He asked if there was an office pool. | 1.5285 | 0.03886 | 333 | 199 | 92 | 42 |
220 | I told him he was headed for a meltdown. | 1.5283 | 0.03924 | 318 | 188 | 92 | 38 |
221 | …and that’s Aaron, he manages our liquid assents. | 1.5270 | 0.04224 | 296 | 181 | 74 | 41 |
222 | Well, he was treading on thin ice... | 1.5263 | 0.03804 | 323 | 188 | 100 | 35 |
223 | Oh, he's just having one of his little meltdowns. | 1.5263 | 0.03879 | 323 | 191 | 94 | 38 |
224 | So you actually can drown in paperwork! | 1.5258 | 0.03899 | 329 | 197 | 91 | 41 |
225 | Looks like Fred's drowning in paperwork again. | 1.5250 | 0.04200 | 280 | 167 | 79 | 34 |
226 | Look at Jim. Just treading water until retirement. | 1.5249 | 0.04063 | 301 | 180 | 84 | 37 |
227 | Uh oh. Looks like they've called in the liquidators. | 1.5245 | 0.04337 | 286 | 177 | 68 | 41 |
228 | Once you're past 45, it's sink or swim. | 1.5244 | 0.03950 | 307 | 181 | 91 | 35 |
229 | Apparently he didn't want to join the office pool. | 1.5243 | 0.03795 | 309 | 177 | 102 | 30 |
230 | We also have a ping pong table and free snacks. | 1.5238 | 0.04514 | 252 | 153 | 66 | 33 |
231 | It started with a standing desk. | 1.5238 | 0.04029 | 315 | 191 | 83 | 41 |
232 | 'I had no idea that accounting was so sink or swim' | 1.5235 | 0.04121 | 298 | 180 | 80 | 38 |
233 | This is Greg, our office metaphor. | 1.5228 | 0.04263 | 285 | 174 | 73 | 38 |
234 | Let’s go one floor down tie his shoes laces together. | 1.5221 | 0.04387 | 272 | 167 | 68 | 37 |
235 | Other than the tar pits, it's a great work environment. | 1.5219 | 0.03932 | 320 | 192 | 89 | 39 |
236 | Should we tell Garrison you're swamped and will be late for the meeting? | 1.5208 | 0.04025 | 288 | 169 | 88 | 31 |
237 | It was nicer when they used to offer them a package to leave. | 1.5204 | 0.03917 | 319 | 191 | 90 | 38 |
238 | Did he not understand sink or swim? | 1.5201 | 0.04067 | 298 | 179 | 83 | 36 |
239 | He really is drowning in paperwork! I didn't believe him at first. | 1.5200 | 0.04019 | 300 | 179 | 86 | 35 |
240 | The waterhole? It’s the opposite of the glass ceiling. | 1.5197 | 0.04422 | 279 | 175 | 63 | 41 |
241 | It gets pretty intense around here--gotta be careful not to get in over your head. | 1.5197 | 0.04213 | 279 | 168 | 77 | 34 |
242 | He's lucky, last week we lost Tom to the mailroom snake pit. | 1.5193 | 0.04264 | 285 | 175 | 72 | 38 |
243 | Whose turn was it to put Dave back in the freezer? | 1.5185 | 0.04412 | 270 | 167 | 66 | 37 |
244 | So that’s what they mean by sink or swim. | 1.5183 | 0.03926 | 301 | 177 | 92 | 32 |
245 | That's Carson, sometimes he just melts under pressure. | 1.5182 | 0.03934 | 303 | 179 | 91 | 33 |
246 | He’s Old School Management. Sink or Swim. | 1.5179 | 0.04031 | 307 | 186 | 83 | 38 |
247 | The office curse is that if you abuse the word "literally" then it actually happens. | 1.5169 | 0.04171 | 296 | 182 | 75 | 39 |
248 | Apparently it’s easier on the back than a traditional desk. | 1.5165 | 0.04376 | 273 | 169 | 67 | 37 |
249 | He started having meltdowns after the divorce. | 1.5159 | 0.04108 | 283 | 169 | 82 | 32 |
250 | It’s a sink or swim culture, but I’ve never seen anyone actually drown. | 1.5146 | 0.04208 | 274 | 165 | 77 | 32 |
251 | I guess he wasn’t kidding when he said he was drowning in paperwork. | 1.5138 | 0.04431 | 253 | 154 | 68 | 31 |
252 | Yeah, everyone warns of burn out, but melt downs are just as common, and far messier. | 1.5134 | 0.04095 | 298 | 182 | 79 | 37 |
253 | I would avoid the office pool. | 1.5121 | 0.03820 | 330 | 199 | 93 | 38 |
254 | If you think this is bad,over in Accounting the floor is lava. | 1.5116 | 0.04436 | 258 | 159 | 66 | 33 |
255 | Back in the day, it used to be the “secretarial pool” | 1.5106 | 0.04026 | 282 | 177 | 70 | 35 |
256 | That's our CEO. He thinks he walks on water. | 1.5103 | 0.04348 | 290 | 185 | 62 | 43 |
257 | I thought that only happened to wicked witches. | 1.5102 | 0.04274 | 245 | 144 | 77 | 24 |
258 | Pay no attention. It's just his weekly meltdown. | 1.5101 | 0.04068 | 298 | 182 | 80 | 36 |
259 | We may have a lead on who has been leaking information. | 1.5075 | 0.04335 | 266 | 164 | 69 | 33 |
260 | The new guy is barely staying afloat here. | 1.5070 | 0.04006 | 284 | 169 | 86 | 29 |
261 | I used to think I could walk on water too | 1.5070 | 0.04137 | 286 | 175 | 77 | 34 |
262 | I told them people would have meltdowns if we had to come back to the office. | 1.5067 | 0.04178 | 298 | 187 | 71 | 40 |
263 | And I thought it was just a tired cliché. | 1.5061 | 0.04466 | 245 | 150 | 66 | 29 |
264 | Apparently it saves a bundle on severance pay. | 1.5056 | 0.04323 | 267 | 165 | 69 | 33 |
265 | We can save him, or we can do a coin toss for his corner office. | 1.5055 | 0.04322 | 275 | 172 | 67 | 36 |
266 | Dave went to Yale. Around here he's a big fish in a small pond. | 1.5042 | 0.04379 | 240 | 144 | 71 | 25 |
267 | On the other hand, if we look the other way then I'm next in line for his corner office. | 1.5039 | 0.04128 | 254 | 149 | 82 | 23 |
268 | I'll drop him a line. | 1.5038 | 0.04215 | 262 | 158 | 76 | 28 |
269 | Last week,he claimed he was on fire. | 1.5038 | 0.04458 | 264 | 167 | 61 | 36 |
270 | When he screamed he was drowning in paperwork, I didn't take him literally. | 1.5037 | 0.04056 | 270 | 160 | 84 | 26 |
271 | He’s totally immersed in his work. | 1.5034 | 0.04015 | 292 | 177 | 83 | 32 |
272 | He sweats the small stuff. | 1.5022 | 0.04668 | 231 | 144 | 58 | 29 |
273 | Don’t make eye contact. It gives them hope. | 1.5019 | 0.04034 | 259 | 151 | 86 | 22 |
274 | It's made by the same company that created the stand-up desk. | 1.5019 | 0.04413 | 265 | 167 | 63 | 35 |
275 | Oh, that's Morris. He's always swamped. | 1.5018 | 0.04156 | 273 | 166 | 77 | 30 |
276 | He thought it was a glass ceiling. | 1.5000 | 0.04344 | 268 | 168 | 66 | 34 |
277 | In our company you either sink or swim | 1.5000 | 0.04002 | 262 | 158 | 79 | 25 |
278 | And this pathetic display is all that's left of the Typing Pool. | 1.5000 | 0.04442 | 244 | 150 | 66 | 28 |
279 | In this job you either sink or swim. | 1.4983 | 0.03910 | 289 | 175 | 85 | 29 |
280 | Now that people are coming back into the office, you may notice some changes. | 1.4981 | 0.04180 | 265 | 161 | 76 | 28 |
281 | He's the new pool reporter. | 1.4980 | 0.04466 | 245 | 152 | 64 | 29 |
282 | First day? | 1.4978 | 0.04333 | 231 | 137 | 73 | 21 |
283 | Coming back to work in the office has really been stressful for him; he's had a complete meltdown! | 1.4962 | 0.04335 | 266 | 167 | 66 | 33 |
284 | It isn’t just you, we are all treading water around here. | 1.4962 | 0.03907 | 264 | 153 | 91 | 20 |
285 | So he’s the one whose legs we saw downstairs. | 1.4961 | 0.04203 | 254 | 153 | 76 | 25 |
286 | I guess there really is such a thing as over-hydrating... | 1.4958 | 0.04325 | 238 | 143 | 72 | 23 |
287 | Water cooler conversations here are seldom that deep. | 1.4958 | 0.04593 | 236 | 148 | 59 | 29 |
288 | Yeh, it’s sink or swim around here. | 1.4942 | 0.04321 | 259 | 161 | 68 | 30 |
289 | And that's Kevin. Poor guy's been stuck in the temp pool forever. | 1.4940 | 0.04225 | 249 | 150 | 75 | 24 |
290 | He"s trying to pool our resources. | 1.4939 | 0.04314 | 245 | 149 | 71 | 25 |
291 | Like I said, it's sink or swim around here. | 1.4936 | 0.04280 | 235 | 145 | 66 | 24 |
292 | He keeps saying he's drowning in work. | 1.4936 | 0.04364 | 235 | 142 | 70 | 23 |
293 | Looks like he's swamped. | 1.4936 | 0.04219 | 233 | 137 | 77 | 19 |
294 | He does his best work in a fluid environment. | 1.4934 | 0.04112 | 227 | 130 | 82 | 15 |
295 | This never happens on Zoom | 1.4933 | 0.04548 | 225 | 138 | 63 | 24 |
296 | If they don't surface, we try the next candidate. | 1.4920 | 0.04363 | 250 | 155 | 67 | 28 |
297 | He warned me that he was having a melt down coming back to the office. | 1.4917 | 0.04431 | 242 | 150 | 65 | 27 |
298 | Don't worry about him. He has tenure. | 1.4915 | 0.04141 | 234 | 144 | 68 | 22 |
299 | Caution! Puddles on floor may be deeper than they appear. | 1.4909 | 0.04440 | 220 | 132 | 68 | 20 |
300 | Usually my clients fall through the cracks." | 1.4906 | 0.03803 | 267 | 164 | 79 | 24 |
301 | Poor Joe had another meltdown | 1.4903 | 0.04107 | 259 | 156 | 79 | 24 |
302 | Oh, no, another one of his meltdowns. | 1.4887 | 0.04065 | 266 | 161 | 80 | 25 |
303 | We got rid of the glass ceiling, but we still have a semi-permeable membrane. Watch your step. | 1.4885 | 0.04670 | 217 | 135 | 58 | 24 |
304 | I guess he won the office pool! | 1.4876 | 0.04507 | 242 | 153 | 60 | 29 |
305 | And I thought he was exaggerating when he said he was drowning in paperwork! | 1.4862 | 0.04214 | 253 | 155 | 73 | 25 |
306 | Tim has really worked his way up from the ground floor | 1.4861 | 0.04085 | 251 | 150 | 80 | 21 |
307 | Ok, maybe we can turn up the AC a little. | 1.4852 | 0.04459 | 237 | 148 | 63 | 26 |
308 | He's a floater. | 1.4852 | 0.04337 | 237 | 145 | 69 | 23 |
309 | He's not the only one drowning in paperwork. | 1.4843 | 0.04420 | 223 | 138 | 63 | 22 |
310 | The boss is in, if you don't mind wading. | 1.4835 | 0.04544 | 242 | 155 | 57 | 30 |
311 | We're trying to train him to go on the papers. | 1.4828 | 0.04488 | 232 | 145 | 62 | 25 |
312 | Note to future self. When they offer the golden parachute, take it. | 1.4828 | 0.04488 | 232 | 145 | 62 | 25 |
313 | His post-meeting meltdowns are epic | 1.4823 | 0.04309 | 226 | 136 | 71 | 19 |
314 | We're probably OK. It's the poor saps on the first and second floor who weren't prepared for climate change. | 1.4802 | 0.04873 | 202 | 128 | 51 | 23 |
315 | I’d give him a hand but he still insists everyone stay six feet apart. | 1.4791 | 0.04512 | 215 | 132 | 63 | 20 |
316 | I told him to take his time analyzing the liquidity statements, but he jumped in with both feet. | 1.4791 | 0.04463 | 215 | 131 | 65 | 19 |
317 | I forgot to mention our retirement plan. | 1.4789 | 0.04826 | 213 | 137 | 50 | 26 |
318 | Wow, and I thought I was drowning in paperwork. | 1.4784 | 0.04141 | 232 | 143 | 69 | 20 |
319 | No worries, Pat’s gender fluid. | 1.4779 | 0.04825 | 226 | 149 | 46 | 31 |
320 | I've seen meltdowns before, but... | 1.4778 | 0.04543 | 203 | 123 | 63 | 17 |
321 | Around here, we are old-school. We congregate at an actual watering hole. | 1.4777 | 0.04404 | 224 | 145 | 54 | 25 |
322 | He's really swamped this week. | 1.4774 | 0.03829 | 266 | 170 | 70 | 26 |
323 | So what’s your bet? Sink? Or Swim? | 1.4774 | 0.04823 | 199 | 125 | 53 | 21 |
324 | This is what happens when they change the bathroom code too often. | 1.4773 | 0.05009 | 220 | 148 | 39 | 33 |
325 | I thought I was swamped. | 1.4770 | 0.04185 | 239 | 145 | 74 | 20 |
326 | Yep. It's sink or swim here at Acme Inc. | 1.4764 | 0.04606 | 212 | 132 | 59 | 21 |
327 | It's a sink or swim culture here | 1.4760 | 0.04655 | 229 | 148 | 53 | 28 |
328 | There is, of course, some liquidity risk. | 1.4752 | 0.04290 | 242 | 153 | 64 | 25 |
329 | Drowning in work!" he always says. Guy will do anything to make a point | 1.4744 | 0.04881 | 215 | 141 | 46 | 28 |
330 | I thought going underwater was a metaphor | 1.4742 | 0.04589 | 213 | 133 | 59 | 21 |
331 | If he was really drowning in work, wouldn’t there be more papers? | 1.4741 | 0.04568 | 232 | 149 | 56 | 27 |
332 | That's Larry. Just ignore him. Always complaining he's swamped. | 1.4739 | 0.04905 | 211 | 138 | 46 | 27 |
333 | I tried to tell him about the office pool, but he said he didn’t follow football | 1.4737 | 0.04846 | 209 | 135 | 49 | 25 |
334 | He's working on the La Brea project. | 1.4737 | 0.04701 | 190 | 120 | 50 | 19 |
335 | Feels like we're all walking on thin ice these days. | 1.4726 | 0.04838 | 201 | 128 | 51 | 22 |
336 | That's Claude. He likes to immerse himself in his work. | 1.4726 | 0.04166 | 237 | 149 | 66 | 22 |
337 | Rumor has it that years ago, this room was called the typing pool. | 1.4724 | 0.04715 | 199 | 124 | 56 | 19 |
338 | He's spread himself too thin. | 1.4722 | 0.04683 | 216 | 138 | 54 | 24 |
339 | I don’t get his jokes either. | 1.4709 | 0.03958 | 223 | 154 | 43 | 26 |
340 | You know over at Google they have an entire pool. | 1.4699 | 0.04259 | 249 | 157 | 67 | 25 |
341 | It's global warming. He used to be in our cryogenics division. | 1.4698 | 0.04652 | 215 | 142 | 47 | 26 |
342 | I guess they should've believed him when he said he was swamped. | 1.4696 | 0.04513 | 230 | 147 | 58 | 25 |
343 | He's drowning in debt and wallowing in self-pity. | 1.4693 | 0.04456 | 228 | 144 | 61 | 23 |
344 | Poor Josh, I heard he was having a meltdown. | 1.4684 | 0.04415 | 237 | 151 | 61 | 25 |
345 | You'll be replacing him... | 1.4682 | 0.04838 | 220 | 146 | 45 | 29 |
346 | He's rehearsing the conclusion of his speech on global warming. | 1.4680 | 0.04751 | 203 | 129 | 53 | 21 |
347 | It just looks like a glass ceiling from downstairs. | 1.4679 | 0.04558 | 218 | 138 | 58 | 22 |
348 | Looks like George’s new diuretic is working… | 1.4677 | 0.05123 | 186 | 121 | 43 | 22 |
349 | He hasn't realized the more you struggle the worse it gets. | 1.4673 | 0.04767 | 199 | 126 | 53 | 20 |
350 | We’re moving away from cubicles. | 1.4670 | 0.04844 | 182 | 113 | 53 | 16 |
351 | Jameson's probably not long for this company. I mean, he can barely keep his head above water. | 1.4670 | 0.04856 | 197 | 126 | 50 | 21 |
352 | I have a sinking feeling that our 2 o'clock is canceled. | 1.4661 | 0.03363 | 221 | 143 | 63 | 15 |
353 | You should see the typing pool. | 1.4652 | 0.05102 | 187 | 122 | 43 | 22 |
354 | You have to give it to Johnson, his meltdowns are epic. | 1.4646 | 0.04675 | 198 | 124 | 56 | 18 |
355 | It's the new art installation. At first we called it "Drowning in Paperwork", then "Just Treading Water", after that "Coming Up for Air". But we finally decided to call it "Reality". | 1.4641 | 0.04533 | 237 | 155 | 54 | 28 |
356 | He said he was drowning in a sea of paperwork. | 1.4641 | 0.04395 | 209 | 133 | 57 | 19 |
357 | Buried? We prefer the phrase, 'immersed.' | 1.4641 | 0.05048 | 181 | 116 | 46 | 19 |
358 | It could be worse: he could be up to his ass in alligators. | 1.4637 | 0.04836 | 179 | 111 | 53 | 15 |
359 | I guess we should have listened when he said he was drowning in work. | 1.4634 | 0.04914 | 205 | 135 | 45 | 25 |
360 | HR would prefer that we say he's "struggling aquatically" in paperwork. | 1.4631 | 0.04875 | 203 | 135 | 43 | 25 |
361 | He says he's drowning in work, but it looks like he's able to keep his head above water. | 1.4623 | 0.04547 | 199 | 123 | 60 | 16 |
362 | That's Wilson. Boss told him it's 'sink or swim'. | 1.4623 | 0.04765 | 199 | 127 | 52 | 20 |
363 | That’s your predecessor. He’ll be gone soon. | 1.4619 | 0.04825 | 210 | 138 | 47 | 25 |
364 | Corporate Quicksand. He was warned. | 1.4615 | 0.04130 | 221 | 143 | 58 | 20 |
365 | I can’t figure out if he’s drowning in paperwork or sinking in debt. | 1.4615 | 0.04665 | 208 | 133 | 54 | 21 |
366 | He always complains about drowning in paperwork . | 1.4612 | 0.04797 | 206 | 134 | 49 | 23 |
367 | I'm busy too, but you don't see me being so dramatic about it. | 1.4608 | 0.04571 | 217 | 139 | 56 | 22 |
368 | Did you have to call us in for this, Jerry? It could have been an email. | 1.4608 | 0.04731 | 217 | 145 | 45 | 27 |
369 | I have this sinking feeling I'm next | 1.4608 | 0.04782 | 204 | 132 | 50 | 22 |
370 | It's not the heat. It's the humidity. | 1.4604 | 0.04765 | 202 | 130 | 51 | 21 |
371 | It's the old secretarial pool. | 1.4596 | 0.04673 | 198 | 125 | 55 | 18 |
372 | We have an office pool going on how long he'll take to get out. | 1.4589 | 0.04553 | 207 | 133 | 54 | 20 |
373 | His resume said he could walk on water. | 1.4579 | 0.04616 | 214 | 138 | 54 | 22 |
374 | Now you know how the job opened up. | 1.4574 | 0.04670 | 188 | 117 | 56 | 15 |
375 | I suggested that he put a toe in first. | 1.4574 | 0.04029 | 223 | 141 | 65 | 17 |
376 | Okay, those waivers they had us sign when we joined are starting to make more sense | 1.4573 | 0.04709 | 199 | 127 | 53 | 19 |
377 | At this firm, you either sink or swim. | 1.4573 | 0.04972 | 199 | 132 | 43 | 24 |
378 | Like I said he’s drowning in paperwork. | 1.4569 | 0.04633 | 197 | 124 | 56 | 17 |
379 | He's the CEO of liquidations. | 1.4560 | 0.05084 | 182 | 119 | 43 | 20 |
380 | Mondays, eh Jim? | 1.4560 | 0.04701 | 193 | 122 | 54 | 17 |
381 | He’s been on thin ice with management for quite a while. | 1.4555 | 0.04341 | 191 | 117 | 62 | 12 |
382 | Don’t be fooled. It’s not as quick as you might think. | 1.4554 | 0.04442 | 202 | 125 | 62 | 15 |
383 | His 'drowning in paperwork' excuse appears to hold water. | 1.4550 | 0.04898 | 211 | 142 | 42 | 27 |
384 | He's a great colleague, but I wish we didn't have to spend so much time mopping up after him. | 1.4545 | 0.05021 | 176 | 113 | 46 | 17 |
385 | Oh, and Ignore Jenkins. You'll find he spends most of his time in wallowing in that pool of self-pity." | 1.4541 | 0.04690 | 218 | 144 | 49 | 25 |
386 | I guess drowning in paperwork is actually a thing. | 1.4521 | 0.04962 | 188 | 123 | 45 | 20 |
387 | Hey, it's sink or swim in this economy | 1.4516 | 0.04884 | 186 | 120 | 48 | 18 |
388 | There's such a thing as TOO MUCH liquidity! | 1.4516 | 0.04472 | 217 | 139 | 58 | 20 |
389 | As you can see, this quarter, we have been trying to keep afloat. | 1.4516 | 0.04512 | 186 | 114 | 60 | 12 |
390 | If you’re ever feeling hopeless midday, you can use our pit of despair here by the coffee machine. | 1.4515 | 0.04891 | 206 | 138 | 43 | 25 |
391 | Marketing's not so bad, in Advertising they have quicksand. | 1.4515 | 0.04642 | 206 | 133 | 53 | 20 |
392 | He's coming up from Dante's Ninth Circle of Hell. Or as we call it, accounting. | 1.4513 | 0.04831 | 195 | 127 | 48 | 20 |
393 | I think he's gotten himself in too deep with this project. | 1.4513 | 0.04776 | 195 | 126 | 50 | 19 |
394 | Finally! Drowning in the sea of his own incompetence! | 1.4510 | 0.04975 | 204 | 138 | 40 | 26 |
395 | He has a meltdown at least once a week | 1.4506 | 0.05034 | 162 | 102 | 47 | 13 |
396 | We need to get that fixed but the paperwork is a nightmare | 1.4503 | 0.04615 | 191 | 120 | 56 | 15 |
397 | Watch out! He's having a meltdown! | 1.4498 | 0.04369 | 229 | 150 | 56 | 23 |
398 | Turns out Bob was a witch. | 1.4497 | 0.04557 | 189 | 130 | 38 | 21 |
399 | And here's our retirement plan. | 1.4495 | 0.04596 | 218 | 143 | 52 | 23 |
400 | The airconditioning broke, and that's when we found out Bob was made of ice cream. | 1.4495 | 0.04830 | 198 | 130 | 47 | 21 |
401 | He'll soon be in over his head. | 1.4495 | 0.04266 | 198 | 125 | 59 | 14 |
402 | We're still draining the swamp from the last administration. | 1.4495 | 0.04500 | 198 | 124 | 59 | 15 |
403 | He's never done well in the office pool. | 1.4491 | 0.04437 | 216 | 138 | 59 | 19 |
404 | That's Professor Rojo, he heads the molecular transport team. | 1.4486 | 0.04901 | 185 | 120 | 47 | 18 |
405 | He claims to be drowning in paper work. | 1.4480 | 0.04504 | 221 | 144 | 55 | 22 |
406 | Our break room offers a deeper experience than just coffee. | 1.4472 | 0.05130 | 161 | 103 | 44 | 14 |
407 | His specialty is liquidity. | 1.4466 | 0.04404 | 206 | 132 | 57 | 17 |
408 | They just liquidated the accounting department. | 1.4463 | 0.05486 | 177 | 123 | 29 | 25 |
409 | Boy, those chalk artists make everything look so real! | 1.4457 | 0.05165 | 175 | 116 | 40 | 19 |
410 | He said we're only scratching the surface and need to take a deeper dive. | 1.4457 | 0.04699 | 175 | 109 | 54 | 12 |
411 | He had a bit of a meltdown. | 1.4457 | 0.04476 | 184 | 113 | 60 | 11 |
412 | He told me that he was drowning at work | 1.4455 | 0.04758 | 202 | 133 | 48 | 21 |
413 | Roger is having a meltdown. | 1.4450 | 0.04739 | 200 | 131 | 49 | 20 |
414 | He said he was literally drowning in work and i said , Jim, I think you mean "figuratively" . . . | 1.4450 | 0.04641 | 209 | 137 | 51 | 21 |
415 | That's Phil. He's always drowning in paperwork. | 1.4444 | 0.04415 | 207 | 131 | 60 | 16 |
416 | We've got a solid team here. Well, except for Jeff. | 1.4439 | 0.04977 | 187 | 124 | 43 | 20 |
417 | He is today's pool reporter. | 1.4438 | 0.05162 | 178 | 119 | 39 | 20 |
418 | You know , that's us in 20 years. | 1.4438 | 0.04712 | 178 | 112 | 53 | 13 |
419 | Oh, that's the auditor. He asked to see all of our liquid assets. | 1.4432 | 0.04652 | 185 | 117 | 54 | 14 |
420 | He never listens, I told him to create an office FOOTBALL pool! | 1.4432 | 0.05078 | 176 | 116 | 42 | 18 |
421 | There's a guy who's in need of a raise. | 1.4429 | 0.04623 | 210 | 138 | 51 | 21 |
422 | They only struggle at the beginning. And then we get their offices. | 1.4420 | 0.04412 | 224 | 146 | 57 | 21 |
423 | Just ignore him. This is his third meltdown this week. | 1.4415 | 0.04956 | 188 | 125 | 43 | 20 |
424 | I thought I told the new guy to get his FEET wet. | 1.4407 | 0.04795 | 177 | 113 | 50 | 14 |
425 | Bill's great at keeping his head above water. | 1.4407 | 0.04301 | 177 | 116 | 48 | 13 |
426 | Do you ask this many questions on every tour? | 1.4404 | 0.04861 | 193 | 128 | 45 | 20 |
427 | You heard him at the meeting. I knew that he was a step away from going off the deep end! | 1.4402 | 0.04537 | 209 | 136 | 54 | 19 |
428 | Wow! A true meltdown! | 1.4392 | 0.04761 | 189 | 123 | 49 | 17 |
429 | It's the new retirement plan. When you reach 65, you get dissolved. | 1.4386 | 0.05315 | 171 | 116 | 35 | 20 |
430 | Some other perks are free coffee all day, casual Fridays, and a natural hot spring. | 1.4385 | 0.04797 | 187 | 122 | 48 | 17 |
431 | As I was saying, we’re literally drowning in work. | 1.4375 | 0.05146 | 160 | 104 | 42 | 14 |
432 | He asked to be assigned to the secretarial pool. | 1.4371 | 0.04992 | 167 | 108 | 45 | 14 |
433 | Ed kept saying he was drowning in his work, but I didn't know it was that bad. | 1.4359 | 0.04822 | 195 | 130 | 45 | 20 |
434 | Don’t worry about it. It’s just a metaphor. | 1.4353 | 0.05136 | 170 | 113 | 40 | 17 |
435 | I knew he was busy, but when he said he was drowning in paperwork... | 1.4348 | 0.04717 | 207 | 139 | 46 | 22 |
436 | That's what happens when you provide too much liquidity. | 1.4348 | 0.04663 | 184 | 123 | 44 | 17 |
437 | That's Harry. He covers global warming. | 1.4348 | 0.05031 | 184 | 124 | 40 | 20 |
438 | Just ignore him. Simon's been insufferable since winning the office pool. | 1.4346 | 0.04780 | 191 | 126 | 47 | 18 |
439 | That's Jack. He's one of the office metaphors. | 1.4345 | 0.05180 | 168 | 112 | 39 | 17 |
440 | He's liquid. Just not solvent. | 1.4343 | 0.04963 | 175 | 115 | 44 | 16 |
441 | In a crisis he always manages to keep his head above water. | 1.4343 | 0.04620 | 175 | 110 | 54 | 11 |
442 | Live by the water cooler, Die by the water cooler. | 1.4341 | 0.04466 | 182 | 126 | 38 | 18 |
443 | We're all overworked, but Stan's always such a drama queen about it. | 1.4340 | 0.05089 | 159 | 103 | 43 | 13 |
444 | We just liquidated his department and he refused to leave. | 1.4339 | 0.04515 | 189 | 120 | 56 | 13 |
445 | I’ve never seen him have such a complete meltdown before | 1.4337 | 0.04910 | 196 | 133 | 41 | 22 |
446 | We asked him to pool his resources. | 1.4333 | 0.04989 | 180 | 120 | 42 | 18 |
447 | You are his replacement. | 1.4329 | 0.05053 | 164 | 107 | 43 | 14 |
448 | The guy used to be a rainmaker. | 1.4329 | 0.04787 | 164 | 111 | 38 | 15 |
449 | wow, this truly is a sink or swim business" | 1.4315 | 0.04617 | 197 | 129 | 51 | 17 |
450 | I shouldn't have mocked his grammar when his said he was literally swamped. | 1.4315 | 0.04645 | 197 | 132 | 46 | 19 |
451 | That's the third one this week. You'd think facilities would put up a sign. | 1.4308 | 0.04707 | 195 | 129 | 48 | 18 |
452 | The new Koi pond in the office is not as calming as we hoped. | 1.4303 | 0.05102 | 165 | 109 | 41 | 15 |
453 | I told him he was on thin ice around here. | 1.4294 | 0.04984 | 177 | 118 | 42 | 17 |
454 | Most of us just use it as a metaphor. | 1.4286 | 0.04312 | 217 | 141 | 59 | 17 |
455 | I prefer the stairs. | 1.4277 | 0.05065 | 173 | 116 | 40 | 17 |
456 | We're lucky - it's only sink or swim for senior managers. | 1.4271 | 0.04144 | 192 | 123 | 58 | 11 |
457 | That's the new guy,Wade. | 1.4268 | 0.05207 | 157 | 104 | 39 | 14 |
458 | Over hydrated. | 1.4268 | 0.05207 | 157 | 104 | 39 | 14 |
459 | Rumor has it that somebody from the department has been leaking information. | 1.4255 | 0.04887 | 188 | 127 | 42 | 19 |
460 | Technically, he’s drowning near paperwork. | 1.4253 | 0.04976 | 174 | 116 | 42 | 16 |
461 | I guess he was serious when he said he was 'drowning in work'' | 1.4251 | 0.05054 | 167 | 111 | 41 | 15 |
462 | Drowning in paperwork has a whole new meaning. | 1.4241 | 0.05063 | 158 | 106 | 38 | 14 |
463 | If Jim offers to pool resources, walk away. | 1.4238 | 0.05514 | 151 | 103 | 32 | 16 |
464 | Ok, Dan we get it! You’re drowning in paperwork. | 1.4237 | 0.04781 | 177 | 116 | 47 | 14 |
465 | And he still refuses the vaccine. | 1.4236 | 0.05450 | 144 | 96 | 35 | 13 |
466 | Don't worry. Its not that deep. | 1.4231 | 0.04729 | 156 | 98 | 50 | 8 |
467 | Maybe we should be taking the company's liquidity issues more seriously. | 1.4228 | 0.05144 | 149 | 97 | 41 | 11 |
468 | It's weird up here, but I feel terrible for the people on the floor below. | 1.4220 | 0.05060 | 173 | 117 | 39 | 17 |
469 | But on the other hand, I really want his office. | 1.4214 | 0.05155 | 159 | 106 | 39 | 14 |
470 | They say 'no man is an island,' but John keeps trying. | 1.4213 | 0.05020 | 178 | 121 | 39 | 18 |
471 | It looks like they're liquidating his role. | 1.4211 | 0.04846 | 190 | 129 | 42 | 19 |
472 | He's immersed in his work. | 1.4208 | 0.04418 | 202 | 132 | 55 | 15 |
473 | And that’s John. He’s been swamped since the mid-‘90’s | 1.4207 | 0.04616 | 164 | 106 | 48 | 10 |
474 | Someone should've told him about the pit of dispair. | 1.4207 | 0.05594 | 145 | 99 | 31 | 15 |
475 | He's been drowning in work ever since we came back to the office. | 1.4205 | 0.05188 | 176 | 122 | 34 | 20 |
476 | He’s the Salvador Dalí of accounting. | 1.4198 | 0.05379 | 162 | 112 | 32 | 18 |
477 | Some of the old guys have a melt down when we make them go from paper memos to text messaging. | 1.4195 | 0.05103 | 174 | 119 | 37 | 18 |
478 | Do we still need the caution sign? | 1.4195 | 0.04624 | 174 | 112 | 51 | 11 |
479 | The treadmill desk was too hard on his knees | 1.4194 | 0.05558 | 155 | 108 | 29 | 18 |
480 | Don't worry, you've got at least 3 years before that's you. | 1.4192 | 0.04521 | 167 | 105 | 54 | 8 |
481 | That's Steve. He's always drowning in paperwork. | 1.4184 | 0.04450 | 196 | 128 | 54 | 14 |
482 | I told them to give him an office closer to the mens' room. | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
483 | He said " I'm just treading water in this job." | 1.4162 | 0.04501 | 185 | 120 | 53 | 12 |
484 | No man is an island? | 1.4161 | 0.05137 | 149 | 98 | 40 | 11 |
485 | That chalk artist was here again. | 1.4161 | 0.05919 | 137 | 96 | 25 | 16 |
486 | Try to ignore Carl, he’ll just suck you into his drama. | 1.4155 | 0.05586 | 142 | 97 | 31 | 14 |
487 | He spilled water on his shirt, and the next thing I heard was “I’m melting.” | 1.4155 | 0.05217 | 142 | 93 | 39 | 10 |
488 | I think he's the liquidated asset manager. | 1.4151 | 0.04747 | 159 | 102 | 48 | 9 |
489 | First, it was the standing desk. And now . . . | 1.4148 | 0.04859 | 176 | 118 | 43 | 15 |
490 | They're saving money by replacing golden parachutes with a sinkhole. | 1.4148 | 0.05119 | 176 | 122 | 35 | 19 |
491 | He thinks he can walk on water. | 1.4146 | 0.05036 | 164 | 110 | 40 | 14 |
492 | He's still working on the perspiration to inspiraton ratio. | 1.4145 | 0.05065 | 152 | 100 | 41 | 11 |
493 | I knew he'd get in over his head the moment we went back to working in the office. | 1.4145 | 0.05317 | 152 | 103 | 35 | 14 |
494 | He discovered the Universal Solvent before he discovered something to keep it in. | 1.4143 | 0.05734 | 140 | 97 | 28 | 15 |
495 | Ironically, underneath him is a glass ceiling. | 1.4142 | 0.05208 | 169 | 117 | 34 | 18 |
496 | He was always complaining that they'd leave him high and dry | 1.4140 | 0.04612 | 157 | 99 | 51 | 7 |
497 | Isn’t that the previous cartoon editor at the New Yorker? | 1.4138 | 0.05323 | 145 | 97 | 36 | 12 |
498 | He's taking this office pool thing way too seriously. | 1.4132 | 0.04971 | 167 | 112 | 41 | 14 |
499 | He’s the loser in the office pool. | 1.4121 | 0.04938 | 165 | 110 | 42 | 13 |
500 | We all like to prank Jerry, but the nightly plumbing crew has really outdone themselves this time. | 1.4118 | 0.05183 | 170 | 118 | 34 | 18 |
501 | He's really stepped in it this time. | 1.4118 | 0.05124 | 153 | 102 | 39 | 12 |
502 | We also have a work from puddle option. | 1.4113 | 0.05237 | 141 | 93 | 38 | 10 |
503 | It's sink or swim at our company. | 1.4110 | 0.04824 | 163 | 107 | 45 | 11 |
504 | Oh, don’t worry about Ed. Guy’s been treading water with this company for years. | 1.4107 | 0.05019 | 168 | 114 | 39 | 15 |
505 | He’s taken ‘pooling our resources’ to a new level. | 1.4106 | 0.05170 | 151 | 101 | 38 | 12 |
506 | Madam Tussaud’s isn’t going to like this | 1.4088 | 0.05516 | 159 | 113 | 27 | 19 |
507 | Yeah, Jim won the new office pool. Be careful what you wish for. | 1.4085 | 0.05013 | 142 | 92 | 42 | 8 |
508 | Drowning in paperwork? More like thirsting for attention. | 1.4079 | 0.05143 | 152 | 102 | 38 | 12 |
509 | This is an improvement. He’s usually in over his head. | 1.4076 | 0.05493 | 157 | 111 | 28 | 18 |
510 | They take 'publish or perish' pretty seriously here. | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
511 | Talk about a meltdown! | 1.4071 | 0.05258 | 140 | 93 | 37 | 10 |
512 | Maybe we should spend less time around the water cooler. Just sayin... | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
513 | Poor Bob--always drowning in paperwork. | 1.4070 | 0.04791 | 172 | 115 | 44 | 13 |
514 | I warned him that project was going to be a quagmire. | 1.4069 | 0.05132 | 145 | 96 | 39 | 10 |
515 | Self pity,it’s a terrible thing. | 1.4062 | 0.05193 | 160 | 110 | 35 | 15 |
516 | Poor George!! He’s drowning in Paperwork!! | 1.4062 | 0.05116 | 160 | 109 | 37 | 14 |
517 | You should've seen him when he said he was 'buried.' | 1.4062 | 0.04960 | 160 | 107 | 41 | 12 |
518 | A piece of advice. Don't take that case. I heard everyone who handled it ended up in a quagmire. | 1.4061 | 0.05005 | 165 | 112 | 39 | 14 |
519 | I'd sweat too if I had to put out our company's annual report. | 1.4057 | 0.05002 | 175 | 121 | 37 | 17 |
520 | We also make reasonable accommodations. | 1.4056 | 0.05635 | 143 | 100 | 28 | 15 |
521 | There’s no glass ceiling, but there is a semi-liquid floor. | 1.4054 | 0.04874 | 148 | 96 | 44 | 8 |
522 | Looks like Walt's going all-in with this incontinence product pitch. | 1.4051 | 0.05002 | 158 | 106 | 40 | 12 |
523 | And he still won't delegate. | 1.4051 | 0.05465 | 158 | 112 | 28 | 18 |
524 | He’ll never make it here if he keeps drowning in his work | 1.4048 | 0.05425 | 126 | 83 | 35 | 8 |
525 | We like to describe our company culture as a melting pot | 1.4048 | 0.05766 | 126 | 86 | 29 | 11 |
526 | He's working on a flood insurance case.Wait'll you see him working on an arson case. | 1.4048 | 0.04283 | 168 | 113 | 45 | 10 |
527 | HR moved him from human asset to liquid asset. | 1.4046 | 0.04976 | 173 | 119 | 38 | 16 |
528 | It is still better than what I stepped in last week in the board room. | 1.4043 | 0.05228 | 141 | 94 | 37 | 10 |
529 | of course, mind the pool of existential dread, it just comes with the territory | 1.4043 | 0.04242 | 188 | 131 | 42 | 15 |
530 | Poor guy, drowning in work. | 1.4041 | 0.05104 | 146 | 97 | 39 | 10 |
531 | You asked for a new worker from the pool, did you not? | 1.4038 | 0.04963 | 156 | 104 | 41 | 11 |
532 | I see the new intern is keeping his head above water. | 1.4038 | 0.05207 | 156 | 107 | 35 | 14 |
533 | The boss said if he wins the Mackey account he can get it heated. | 1.4037 | 0.04857 | 161 | 107 | 43 | 11 |
534 | Oh, don’t mind him. He’s drowning in paperwork. | 1.4036 | 0.04756 | 166 | 110 | 45 | 11 |
535 | He always seems to be drowning in paperwork. | 1.4036 | 0.04679 | 166 | 109 | 47 | 10 |
536 | This is relatively mundane for him. Last time it was a wormhole. | 1.4034 | 0.04779 | 176 | 119 | 43 | 14 |
537 | Poor guy, this is the third time he has had to change states for this job.. | 1.4029 | 0.05567 | 139 | 96 | 30 | 13 |
538 | No worries -- our CFO always does a deep dive at fiscal year-end. | 1.4025 | 0.05288 | 159 | 111 | 32 | 16 |
539 | I guess Ted really is drowning in work after all. | 1.4014 | 0.04890 | 147 | 96 | 43 | 8 |
540 | They say it gets deeper the longer you procrastinate. | 1.4013 | 0.05302 | 152 | 105 | 33 | 14 |
541 | That’s a risk you take when you refuse to go paperless. | 1.4011 | 0.04794 | 182 | 125 | 41 | 16 |
542 | He's the new guy from the steno pool. | 1.4000 | 0.04834 | 145 | 94 | 44 | 7 |
543 | I told you he was heading for a meltdown. | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 145 | 101 | 30 | 14 |
544 | Johnson should have known that assignment was way over his head! | 1.4000 | 0.05094 | 150 | 101 | 38 | 11 |
545 | We should ask Joe to put up the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign. | 1.4000 | 0.05123 | 145 | 97 | 38 | 10 |
546 | And here’s the thing: he used to complain about drowning in paper. | 1.4000 | 0.04540 | 155 | 104 | 42 | 9 |
547 | Glass Ceiling meets Thin Ice Floor | 1.4000 | 0.04527 | 145 | 96 | 42 | 7 |
548 | All I'm suggesting is the break room sinkhole at least be considered a contributing factor to our worker shortage | 1.4000 | 0.05351 | 150 | 104 | 32 | 14 |
549 | We hired you because Bob is drowning in work. | 1.3989 | 0.04646 | 183 | 124 | 45 | 14 |
550 | This new art installation isn’t really doing it for me. | 1.3988 | 0.04691 | 173 | 116 | 45 | 12 |
551 | I told Ted liquidating his assets probably wasn't a smart move." | 1.3988 | 0.05040 | 163 | 112 | 37 | 14 |
552 | … and sometimes you find out your project’s underwater. | 1.3987 | 0.05075 | 158 | 108 | 37 | 13 |
553 | Bob, just use the elevator. | 1.3987 | 0.05108 | 153 | 104 | 37 | 12 |
554 | He just got in from Glasgow. | 1.3987 | 0.04182 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
555 | Look, another new hire. Welcome aboard! | 1.3986 | 0.05229 | 148 | 101 | 35 | 12 |
556 | He did say he was swamped. | 1.3986 | 0.05074 | 143 | 95 | 39 | 9 |
557 | He always said he was drowning in paperwork. | 1.3986 | 0.05198 | 138 | 92 | 37 | 9 |
558 | I want the promotion, but I think John needs a raise more. | 1.3985 | 0.05330 | 133 | 89 | 35 | 9 |
559 | When he said he was in "career quicksand," this is not what I imagined. | 1.3976 | 0.05047 | 166 | 115 | 36 | 15 |
560 | I mean we all die at some point, don't we? Sometimes needlessly and horrifically. Anyway, when can you start? | 1.3973 | 0.05277 | 146 | 100 | 34 | 12 |
561 | When can you start? It looks like something just opened up on the ground floor. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
562 | I've heard of folks complaining about drowning in paperwork, but this is ridiculous! | 1.3969 | 0.05701 | 131 | 91 | 28 | 12 |
563 | He should have left years ago before they pulled the plug. | 1.3966 | 0.04946 | 174 | 121 | 37 | 16 |
564 | Get out while you can. Tewksbury’s just treading water. | 1.3963 | 0.05015 | 164 | 113 | 37 | 14 |
565 | He’s the CFO, been saying for a while he’s doing all he can to keep things afloat. | 1.3962 | 0.04723 | 159 | 105 | 45 | 9 |
566 | He made an entire career of just treading water. | 1.3961 | 0.05081 | 154 | 105 | 37 | 12 |
567 | That’s our climate consultant Ralph. He only shows up during high tides | 1.3961 | 0.05081 | 154 | 105 | 37 | 12 |
568 | That's Mitch - he runs our office pools. | 1.3958 | 0.05418 | 144 | 100 | 31 | 13 |
569 | Well, they call it quicksand but the elevator is still faster. | 1.3958 | 0.05418 | 144 | 100 | 31 | 13 |
570 | He's been drowning in work ever since they got rid of the secretarial pool. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
571 | I can’t decide if he’s an anachronism or an allegory. | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
572 | He's been talking about going into liquidation for a while now. | 1.3952 | 0.05164 | 167 | 118 | 32 | 17 |
573 | This is that moment of life when you either sink or swim. | 1.3949 | 0.05328 | 157 | 111 | 30 | 16 |
574 | Intern rule #1: Never bother the boss. He's always swamped. | 1.3946 | 0.05068 | 147 | 99 | 38 | 10 |
575 | Office meltdowns are a bit more common post-COVID. | 1.3944 | 0.05285 | 142 | 97 | 34 | 11 |
576 | Ted's been reading about the importance of staying hydrated at work. | 1.3944 | 0.05378 | 142 | 98 | 32 | 12 |
577 | Apparently it is leftover from the old days when there was a secretarial pool. | 1.3939 | 0.05208 | 165 | 117 | 31 | 17 |
578 | His writing has become much more fluid | 1.3939 | 0.04991 | 165 | 114 | 37 | 14 |
579 | Oh, that's just bob." | 1.3939 | 0.04840 | 132 | 87 | 39 | 6 |
580 | Joe's a bit swamped. | 1.3934 | 0.05014 | 122 | 78 | 40 | 4 |
581 | Yes, you will get hazard pay. | 1.3933 | 0.05426 | 150 | 106 | 29 | 15 |
582 | He must have forgotten about the typing pool. | 1.3933 | 0.04927 | 178 | 125 | 36 | 17 |
583 | I hear he was messing around in the steno pool and couldn’t find his way out. | 1.3931 | 0.05206 | 145 | 99 | 35 | 11 |
584 | Boomers love their office pools. | 1.3929 | 0.04830 | 140 | 91 | 43 | 6 |
585 | He ignored science. | 1.3929 | 0.05525 | 140 | 98 | 29 | 13 |
586 | It’s that newest HR character test: Will we toss him a lifeline, or just stare in frozen wonder? | 1.3929 | 0.05139 | 140 | 94 | 37 | 9 |
587 | He's finally learned to keep his head above water. | 1.3926 | 0.04722 | 163 | 109 | 44 | 10 |
588 | We've been absorbed by a bigger company...well, at least Bob has. | 1.3926 | 0.05768 | 135 | 96 | 25 | 14 |
589 | I can't tell if he's treading water or pooling his resources. | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
590 | He was always struggling to stay afloat. | 1.3923 | 0.04822 | 130 | 88 | 35 | 7 |
591 | We call him the Teacher from the New Lagoon. | 1.3916 | 0.05348 | 143 | 99 | 32 | 12 |
592 | Ah, so that's the opposite of the glass ceiling. | 1.3916 | 0.04966 | 166 | 115 | 37 | 14 |
593 | It seemed only fair to dissolve the glass ceiling. | 1.3913 | 0.04677 | 161 | 107 | 45 | 9 |
594 | That's our current talent pool | 1.3913 | 0.04840 | 161 | 109 | 41 | 11 |
595 | We told him this job would be sink or swim. | 1.3913 | 0.05075 | 161 | 112 | 35 | 14 |
596 | Mort is in charge of liquid assets. | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
597 | I guess he meant it when he said he wanted more liquidity. | 1.3908 | 0.04802 | 174 | 120 | 40 | 14 |
598 | I always thought "drowning in paperwork" was just a manner of speaking! | 1.3907 | 0.05396 | 151 | 107 | 29 | 15 |
599 | I'm all for modern art but someone is going to trip over this. | 1.3906 | 0.05789 | 128 | 90 | 26 | 12 |
600 | Another work related meltdown. | 1.3901 | 0.05208 | 141 | 96 | 35 | 10 |
601 | He was our Global Warming expert. | 1.3901 | 0.05492 | 141 | 99 | 29 | 13 |
602 | Looks like Frank had a REALLY bad meltdown. | 1.3897 | 0.05131 | 136 | 91 | 37 | 8 |
603 | Quite the meltdown! | 1.3889 | 0.05036 | 144 | 97 | 38 | 9 |
604 | He just came back from covering COP26. Don't think it went well.... | 1.3889 | 0.05517 | 126 | 86 | 31 | 9 |
605 | Yeah,I saw that episode of X-Files too. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
606 | and he said I was wet behind my ears | 1.3885 | 0.05640 | 139 | 99 | 26 | 14 |
607 | We all thought his liquid assets were safe. | 1.3885 | 0.04736 | 139 | 90 | 44 | 5 |
608 | You have to be fluid if you want to succeed here. | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
609 | Tim has been drowning in work lately. | 1.3882 | 0.05117 | 152 | 105 | 35 | 12 |
610 | We ignored the warning signs. We just thought he was one of those idiots that uses "literally" incorrectly. | 1.3878 | 0.05239 | 147 | 102 | 33 | 12 |
611 | …and that’s the typing pool | 1.3878 | 0.04773 | 147 | 97 | 43 | 7 |
612 | Probably a career ender. The board said his approach wouldn't hold water. | 1.3876 | 0.05426 | 129 | 88 | 32 | 9 |
613 | Portal's back. | 1.3871 | 0.06028 | 124 | 89 | 22 | 13 |
614 | It’s a tough job - sink or swim! | 1.3865 | 0.04948 | 163 | 113 | 37 | 13 |
615 | Is this your first day? | 1.3862 | 0.05287 | 145 | 101 | 32 | 12 |
616 | When he said he was drowning in paperwork, I assumed it was a metaphor. | 1.3862 | 0.05287 | 145 | 101 | 32 | 12 |
617 | He used to walk on water, but it’s been a while. | 1.3858 | 0.05367 | 127 | 86 | 33 | 8 |
618 | Who even uses paper anymore? | 1.3857 | 0.05128 | 140 | 95 | 36 | 9 |
619 | He has made a career of treading water. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
620 | The worst part is that he didn't put on page numbers. | 1.3852 | 0.05515 | 122 | 83 | 31 | 8 |
621 | At home, he worked in his jacuzzi. | 1.3852 | 0.05360 | 135 | 93 | 32 | 10 |
622 | He live streams all his meetings. | 1.3852 | 0.05256 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
623 | If only his melting point were as high as his IQ | 1.3851 | 0.05030 | 148 | 101 | 37 | 10 |
624 | Yeah, that's Phil from our Sydney office. He likes to pop in every now and then. | 1.3846 | 0.05429 | 143 | 101 | 29 | 13 |
625 | He never knows when to ask for help. | 1.3846 | 0.06051 | 117 | 83 | 23 | 11 |
626 | Pay no attention. Fred's an excellent swimmer. | 1.3846 | 0.05150 | 143 | 98 | 35 | 10 |
627 | That's Prof. Williams- he periodically checks if he can walk on water. | 1.3846 | 0.05502 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
628 | That’s the penalty for saying “literally” when you really mean “figuratively.” | 1.3846 | 0.05519 | 143 | 102 | 27 | 14 |
629 | He is the resident particle physics professor, he's done this before. Just step around him. | 1.3842 | 0.04870 | 177 | 125 | 36 | 16 |
630 | so much for his dry spell | 1.3841 | 0.05664 | 138 | 99 | 25 | 14 |
631 | Never dip your toe in corporate liquidation. | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
632 | Fred's really drowning in work these days | 1.3836 | 0.04885 | 146 | 98 | 40 | 8 |
633 | I guess he didn't see the exceptionally wet floor sign. | 1.3830 | 0.05389 | 141 | 99 | 30 | 12 |
634 | And this is the wading room. | 1.3828 | 0.05669 | 128 | 90 | 27 | 11 |
635 | Well, it looks like Vernon was telling the truth, after all. He really is swimming in paperwork. | 1.3824 | 0.05429 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
636 | Do you think we should help?" "Oh, don't mind Literal Larry. Right now, he's drowning in work. It's when he's 'on fire' that we need to worry. | 1.3824 | 0.05674 | 136 | 100 | 21 | 15 |
637 | I told him it was sink or swim. | 1.3821 | 0.05717 | 123 | 86 | 27 | 10 |
638 | Boy, the data leak really is gonna be the death of him | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
639 | We knew shipping delays would cause a total meltdown. | 1.3818 | 0.05773 | 110 | 75 | 28 | 7 |
640 | It's only a trompe de l'eau. | 1.3813 | 0.05246 | 139 | 96 | 33 | 10 |
641 | He wasn’t kidding when he said he was drowning in paperwork! | 1.3810 | 0.05387 | 126 | 86 | 32 | 8 |
642 | It's fun. The newbies think it's just a puddle. | 1.3810 | 0.05618 | 126 | 88 | 28 | 10 |
643 | He likes to pretend to be drowning in work. | 1.3807 | 0.04245 | 176 | 116 | 53 | 7 |
644 | Ted always organizes the office pools. | 1.3804 | 0.04862 | 163 | 113 | 38 | 12 |
645 | This is why I avoid heated arguments. | 1.3803 | 0.05450 | 142 | 101 | 28 | 13 |
646 | I'm not sure. I think he's the global warming denier. | 1.3802 | 0.05411 | 121 | 82 | 32 | 7 |
647 | That’s not what I meant when I asked if you would like to be part of our office pool. | 1.3796 | 0.05687 | 137 | 99 | 24 | 14 |
648 | Don't worry. Phil always has a minor meltdown when he gets a report that's not been stapled properly. | 1.3793 | 0.05367 | 145 | 103 | 29 | 13 |
649 | It freezes over during winter. | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
650 | Talk about immersed in your work! | 1.3791 | 0.04729 | 153 | 103 | 42 | 8 |
651 | I say - isn’t Corporate taking this sink or swim approach a bit far?” | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
652 | Stand up desks are so passé. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
653 | We're all drowning in paperwork Pearson, quit the histrionics. | 1.3788 | 0.05327 | 132 | 91 | 32 | 9 |
654 | I guess it's time to liquidate. | 1.3788 | 0.05539 | 132 | 93 | 28 | 11 |
655 | Welcome aboard-we’ve just been swamped. | 1.3786 | 0.05596 | 140 | 101 | 25 | 14 |
656 | Apparently he's making a splash since joining the labor pool. | 1.3784 | 0.04737 | 148 | 99 | 42 | 7 |
657 | He said he was drowning. I thought he meant in paperwork. | 1.3782 | 0.05468 | 119 | 81 | 31 | 7 |
658 | They’re allowing men in the secretarial pool, now. | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
659 | Its always sink or swim around here | 1.3780 | 0.05053 | 127 | 92 | 25 | 10 |
660 | I told him that account was a quagmire. | 1.3779 | 0.04894 | 172 | 122 | 35 | 15 |
661 | The new Dean calls it Going With the Flow.” | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
662 | I've never seen anybody so immersed in their work. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
663 | I think these trompe-l'oeil pieces are more effective on the sidewalk. | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
664 | Lately I feel like I've just been treading water at work. | 1.3768 | 0.04954 | 138 | 93 | 38 | 7 |
665 | He did mention he had been drowning in work. | 1.3768 | 0.05163 | 138 | 95 | 34 | 9 |
666 | Pretend you don’t see him. | 1.3767 | 0.04969 | 146 | 100 | 37 | 9 |
667 | When you have finished gathering around the water cooler, you can always join the office pool. | 1.3766 | 0.04882 | 154 | 106 | 38 | 10 |
668 | Looks like Paul has taken that liquid diet a little too far. | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
669 | He decided to be part of the solution. | 1.3761 | 0.06157 | 117 | 85 | 20 | 12 |
670 | That's the primordial pool from which middle management evolves. You'll want to steer clear of that. | 1.3760 | 0.05287 | 125 | 85 | 33 | 7 |
671 | Yeah, Mr. Drowning-In-Paperwork also had to be Talked-Off-the Ledge last week. | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
672 | Say Hi to Bob. He's in charge of the office pool. | 1.3759 | 0.05074 | 133 | 90 | 36 | 7 |
673 | Watermarks used to be subtle | 1.3759 | 0.05074 | 133 | 90 | 36 | 7 |
674 | We've started converting most of our liquid assets. | 1.3759 | 0.05074 | 133 | 90 | 36 | 7 |
675 | Some of us around here find it easier to keep our heads above water than others. | 1.3759 | 0.05294 | 133 | 92 | 32 | 9 |
676 | He is just trying to keep his head above water. | 1.3759 | 0.05087 | 141 | 97 | 35 | 9 |
677 | Career-wise he’s circling the drain. | 1.3758 | 0.04992 | 149 | 103 | 36 | 10 |
678 | Phil always said he was drowning at work. I thought it was a metaphor. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
679 | That's what happens when you liquify your assets too quickly. | 1.3750 | 0.05417 | 136 | 96 | 29 | 11 |
680 | It's what left of the old typing pool. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
681 | ...and I remember when JAWS was scary! | 1.3750 | 0.05106 | 136 | 93 | 35 | 8 |
682 | I've been asking maintenance to fix that spot on the carpet for months. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
683 | It’s publish or perish. | 1.3750 | 0.05517 | 136 | 97 | 27 | 12 |
684 | He did mention he was swimming in work. | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
685 | The outdoor pool is bigger. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
686 | I always wondered what happened when you pushed the red lever. | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
687 | He’s barely keeping his head above water around here | 1.3740 | 0.05122 | 131 | 89 | 35 | 7 |
688 | The new guy is really swamped. | 1.3740 | 0.05122 | 131 | 89 | 35 | 7 |
689 | He's taking "drowning in work" to a whole new level. | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
690 | I think the office pool has gotten out of hand. | 1.3735 | 0.04940 | 166 | 118 | 34 | 14 |
691 | He refused to click on 'Go Paperless'." | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
692 | I hate the Dali knockoffs. | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
693 | It's an opportunity to join an incredible pool of talent! | 1.3730 | 0.05373 | 126 | 87 | 31 | 8 |
694 | Ever seen a case of the Mondays? | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
695 | He's swamped. | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
696 | It all started with his treadmill desk. | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
697 | Man, they sure are desperate for help in the secretarial pool | 1.3719 | 0.05521 | 121 | 84 | 29 | 8 |
698 | Dennis was once our top employee, but lately he's just been treading water | 1.3716 | 0.05188 | 148 | 105 | 31 | 12 |
699 | Must be his first day…he’s swamped. | 1.3714 | 0.05397 | 140 | 100 | 28 | 12 |
700 | Now that's what I call drowning in paperwork! | 1.3710 | 0.05181 | 124 | 84 | 34 | 6 |
701 | "I call dibs on all his clients!" | 1.3710 | 0.05428 | 124 | 86 | 30 | 8 |
702 | He's drowning in work. | 1.3709 | 0.04662 | 151 | 102 | 42 | 7 |
703 | That? It's the existential quicksand of aging in corporate America. | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
704 | Don’t ask. It’ll only encourage him. | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
705 | That’s our Temp pool. And it’s heated! | 1.3701 | 0.05339 | 127 | 88 | 31 | 8 |
706 | It’s deeper than it looks | 1.3701 | 0.05099 | 127 | 86 | 35 | 6 |
707 | Marc Maron’s been treading water for a long time. | 1.3697 | 0.05319 | 119 | 81 | 32 | 6 |
708 | Poor guy. He’ll soon be in over his head on that project! | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
709 | Guess it's true that most of the human body is water | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
710 | New data indicates Global Warming will first melt the polar icecaps, then Ted from Accounting. | 1.3692 | 0.05365 | 130 | 91 | 30 | 9 |
711 | Apparently, still waters DO run deep. | 1.3689 | 0.06616 | 103 | 76 | 16 | 11 |
712 | Nah, he'll never get promoted. He can barely keep his head above water just walking down the hall. | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
713 | Greg is literally literal. When he has a meltdown he has a meltdown. You should see him get torqued. | 1.3689 | 0.05843 | 122 | 88 | 23 | 11 |
714 | First day back and he's drowning in work. | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
715 | Steve was promoted since he represents two stages of matter | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 133 | 92 | 33 | 8 |
716 | He had a meltdown when he saw his bonus. | 1.3684 | 0.06010 | 114 | 82 | 22 | 10 |
717 | No one knew that there was an old steno pool in the building. | 1.3679 | 0.06190 | 106 | 76 | 21 | 9 |
718 | Dr. Fenwick clearly has gotten too immersed in his work." | 1.3676 | 0.04761 | 136 | 91 | 40 | 5 |
719 | So apparently he IS drowning in projects" | 1.3676 | 0.04874 | 136 | 92 | 38 | 6 |
720 | And this is the lunchroom--mind the puddle. So over here... | 1.3675 | 0.05374 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
721 | I didn’t think he was speaking literally when he said he was swamped at work. | 1.3673 | 0.04638 | 147 | 99 | 42 | 6 |
722 | So that’s what they mean by pooling our resources. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
723 | Looks like the portal to the Miami office is backed up again." | 1.3672 | 0.05642 | 128 | 92 | 25 | 11 |
724 | I took him figuratively. | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
725 | I always thought it was a metaphor, but I guess not. | 1.3664 | 0.05107 | 131 | 90 | 34 | 7 |
726 | I think he over-hydrated. | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
727 | He’s been headed towards a meltdown. | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
728 | He's head and shoulders above the rest in his department | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
729 | Gus handles all our quagmires. | 1.3661 | 0.06341 | 112 | 83 | 17 | 12 |
730 | The water is actually pretty warm. | 1.3659 | 0.05803 | 123 | 89 | 23 | 11 |
731 | He said he was going to be swamped with paperwork today. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
732 | The Corporate world is tough; one day your the head honcho, the next day you’re swimming with the fishes. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
733 | He's immersed in the project | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 39 | 9 |
734 | Another reason we shouldn’t have to return to the office | 1.3654 | 0.05643 | 104 | 71 | 28 | 5 |
735 | He did email that he was in hot water. | 1.3651 | 0.05238 | 126 | 87 | 32 | 7 |
736 | Obviously, he is in way over his head. | 1.3651 | 0.05298 | 126 | 90 | 27 | 9 |
737 | Watered down the presentation too much. | 1.3644 | 0.05200 | 118 | 80 | 33 | 5 |
738 | That's just one of the many pitfalls of working here. | 1.3643 | 0.05271 | 129 | 90 | 31 | 8 |
739 | No, there are also merlads. Gilbert here is in charge of our fishy offshore deals. | 1.3643 | 0.05271 | 129 | 90 | 31 | 8 |
740 | He’s nearly in over his head on this project. | 1.3643 | 0.05190 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
741 | When he doesn't get his way he has a total meltdown. | 1.3636 | 0.05394 | 143 | 104 | 26 | 13 |
742 | He's been treading water here for years. | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 92 | 32 | 8 |
743 | Don't worry about Tom he's usually in over his head. | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
744 | It's pretty normal-he's the CFO. | 1.3630 | 0.05424 | 135 | 97 | 27 | 11 |
745 | Please, tell me you put actual sugar cubes in our coffee? | 1.3627 | 0.05959 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
746 | I think we get his point. | 1.3624 | 0.04539 | 149 | 103 | 39 | 7 |
747 | He's new and may have had a fundamental misunderstanding of what we term 'the office pool'. | 1.3623 | 0.04926 | 138 | 95 | 36 | 7 |
748 | So much for his liquid diet. | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
749 | He's always complaining that the answer is just out of reach. | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
750 | He was just getting his feet wet and he's already swamped! | 1.3615 | 0.05569 | 130 | 94 | 25 | 11 |
751 | Standing desks are very 2019. | 1.3613 | 0.04733 | 119 | 78 | 39 | 2 |
752 | Big fish in a little pond | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
753 | Here at Literal Co. be careful speaking figuratively | 1.3609 | 0.05581 | 133 | 97 | 24 | 12 |
754 | Remind me to call a different plumber. | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
755 | We’ll have a second opening soon. | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
756 | It's slowsand. He's been there since 1998. | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
757 | Management's insistence on new radiant flooring was bound to cause a meltdown. | 1.3607 | 0.05342 | 122 | 85 | 30 | 7 |
758 | The employee wellness plan covers peyote now. | 1.3604 | 0.06110 | 111 | 81 | 20 | 10 |
759 | Look up life preservers on Amazon. | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
760 | He was always one to keep his head above water, at all costs. | 1.3603 | 0.04970 | 136 | 94 | 35 | 7 |
761 | There's a rumor of certain departments being partially liquidated! | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
762 | As I said, we’ve been drowning in work lately. | 1.3596 | 0.05305 | 114 | 78 | 31 | 5 |
763 | … And this installation represents the Industrial Age when business executives were said to have swum and even drowned in paperwork. | 1.3594 | 0.05735 | 128 | 94 | 22 | 12 |
764 | It's been officially declared an office black hole, | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
765 | Don't bother Higgins. He's swamped. | 1.3588 | 0.04670 | 131 | 90 | 36 | 5 |
766 | I’ve heard of drowning in paper but I’ve never seen it. | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
767 | Why does he always want to float the new ideas at lunchtime? | 1.3586 | 0.04862 | 145 | 101 | 36 | 8 |
768 | Looks like the new guy's still trying to make a big splash. | 1.3583 | 0.05131 | 120 | 82 | 33 | 5 |
769 | Older generation: sink or swim! | 1.3583 | 0.05131 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
770 | I think Fred's taking his " drowning in paperwork" claim a little too far. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
771 | He seems to have thawed out a bit today. He's usually as cold as ice. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
772 | He figured firsthand evidence of his findings on climate change would be more convincing than a PowerPoint. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
773 | That's the worst meltdown I've ever seen! | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
774 | I don't think there's a problem. He's got his head above water. | 1.3577 | 0.05552 | 123 | 88 | 26 | 9 |
775 | No one can explain it, but don't use the water cooler. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
776 | We've just started voluntary liquidation " | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
777 | That's Jerry. Not a solid guy. | 1.3571 | 0.06064 | 112 | 82 | 20 | 10 |
778 | Someone was supposed to mop that up. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
779 | He's stewing in his own brew | 1.3571 | 0.05360 | 112 | 77 | 30 | 5 |
780 | I assumed 'Sink or Swim' was no more than corporate hype. | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
781 | Carl always melts under pressure. | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
782 | We need to move him back into solids. | 1.3559 | 0.05453 | 118 | 83 | 28 | 7 |
783 | Don’t worry, only the old school folks are drowning in paperwork | 1.3559 | 0.05453 | 118 | 83 | 28 | 7 |
784 | Guess Carl wasn't exaggerating when he complained abut drowning in work. | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
785 | It's the "new" standing desk. | 1.3559 | 0.05318 | 118 | 82 | 30 | 6 |
786 | He did say he'd be back once he washed up. | 1.3558 | 0.05943 | 104 | 74 | 23 | 7 |
787 | Our millennial approach prevents us from feeling like that.” | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
788 | Wow, Harry really knows how to have a meltdown! | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
789 | Our think-tank needs more contributors. | 1.3551 | 0.05516 | 107 | 74 | 28 | 5 |
790 | Smith is our environmental reporter. | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
791 | Some of these new art installations go too far. | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
792 | What he lacks is substance. | 1.3546 | 0.04841 | 141 | 98 | 36 | 7 |
793 | Yeah, it's sloppy... but Larry still does the best Wicked Witch of the West impression in the company | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
794 | This way we never have to fire anyone. | 1.3546 | 0.05046 | 141 | 100 | 32 | 9 |
795 | I THOUGHT Quicksand Friday was a bad idea… | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
796 | Oh, he’s been on thin ice for a while. | 1.3543 | 0.05187 | 127 | 89 | 31 | 7 |
797 | Kick Bill, kick!! | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
798 | Just ignore him. He's always swamped with work. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
799 | That is so meta. | 1.3540 | 0.06275 | 113 | 85 | 16 | 12 |
800 | He thought it was an optical illusion rug | 1.3534 | 0.05231 | 116 | 80 | 31 | 5 |
801 | He finally succeeded at his career goal of breaking through the glass floor. | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
802 | He said he's been drowning in work for the last week. I think he's just being dramatic. | 1.3534 | 0.04426 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
803 | And I thought that was just an expression…. | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
804 | He might be spread a little thin, but at least he’s not over his head. | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
805 | Looks like we're having problems with the secretary pool. | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
806 | The fake vomit gag has sure come a long way. | 1.3529 | 0.04843 | 136 | 94 | 36 | 6 |
807 | You might want to pace yourself. | 1.3529 | 0.04843 | 136 | 94 | 36 | 6 |
808 | You have to stay ambitious if you want to succeed here. Bill's just treading water until retirement. | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
809 | That McKenzie account is a real quagmire. | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
810 | He is not quite in over his head | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
811 | He’s always immersed himself in his work | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
812 | I warned him about liquidated damages. | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
813 | They call him the snowman. When business heats up, he just melts. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
814 | I bet that new girl with the red shoes is behind this. | 1.3521 | 0.05400 | 142 | 105 | 24 | 13 |
815 | So, the most important thing I want you to get out of this orientation is to ask for help! Never drown in your work! | 1.3516 | 0.04909 | 128 | 88 | 35 | 5 |
816 | He already tried getting buried in paperwork. | 1.3514 | 0.05222 | 111 | 76 | 31 | 4 |
817 | He’s on vacation. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
818 | I can’t give the account to Carl. He’s been swamped. | 1.3514 | 0.04781 | 148 | 104 | 36 | 8 |
819 | Last week it was quicksand. It's always something with this guy. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
820 | He's an oasis, a mirage, and my boss. All at the same time. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
821 | My dad had urinary incontinence too but never that bad! | 1.3511 | 0.06715 | 94 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
822 | I always thought that was just a metaphor. | 1.3509 | 0.05429 | 114 | 80 | 28 | 6 |
823 | I hear his grandmother was from somewhere over the rainbow. | 1.3509 | 0.05842 | 114 | 83 | 22 | 9 |
824 | Mandatory retirement can really sneak up on you. | 1.3507 | 0.04649 | 134 | 91 | 39 | 4 |
825 | I can't think of anything to say that's obvious and derivative enough for New Yorker readers to vote for | 1.3504 | 0.06227 | 117 | 89 | 15 | 13 |
826 | Liquidity is not as great as it once was. | 1.3500 | 0.05357 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
827 | He's treading water until he gets his golden parachute." | 1.3500 | 0.06571 | 100 | 75 | 15 | 10 |
828 | Office Warming. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
829 | Ignore Dr. Calyton, all he does is pontificate about the world going down the toilet. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
830 | They really should fix that. | 1.3500 | 0.05507 | 120 | 86 | 26 | 8 |
831 | He still denies that the sea level is rising | 1.3500 | 0.05246 | 120 | 84 | 30 | 6 |
832 | He never thought he'd get in over his head | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
833 | Maybe we should have believed him when he said he was drowning in a sea of paper. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
834 | Before Climate change became a problem, he was always snowed under | 1.3496 | 0.05770 | 123 | 91 | 21 | 11 |
835 | Huh. I always thought that "drowning in paperwork" was just an expression. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
836 | In this company our workloads are quite reasonable. Only Nelson, here, is drowning in paperwork. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
837 | He started on the ground floor, but then transferred into the office pool about five years ago. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
838 | Oh, that? Refill the coffee if you take the last cup and you won't need to worry. | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
839 | We get it, Darryl, we’re all swamped with work, but this is laying it on a bit thick. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
840 | And, to your right is our Global-Warming Expert. | 1.3488 | 0.05574 | 129 | 95 | 23 | 11 |
841 | He said he was drowning in paperwork. I said, “No one uses paper any more.” | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
842 | I warned him, that job would have him drowning in paperwork. | 1.3481 | 0.04621 | 135 | 92 | 39 | 4 |
843 | Bob's really swamped with work this week. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
844 | That chalk artist guy was here again | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
845 | I wish Frank would limit his 3D chalk drawings to the sidewalks. | 1.3475 | 0.04826 | 141 | 99 | 35 | 7 |
846 | Did you ever hear of the glass ceiling for woman? That's the opposite | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
847 | The administration is very serious about publish or perish. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
848 | Metaverse prototype is my guess. | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
849 | He’s drowning in paper. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
850 | If he drowns, I'll be promoted to his job, so you can see the dilemma I'm in. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
851 | He’s a procrastinator,but at least he’s keeping his head above water. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
852 | It's a portal to a universe where print media is alive and well. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
853 | I thought this only happened to mastodons and giant toed sloths - not good old Ed. | 1.3468 | 0.04997 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
854 | Earl warned him about the quicksand of office politics but he just laughed it off. | 1.3468 | 0.05844 | 124 | 93 | 19 | 12 |
855 | No worries if you stored it on the cloud. | 1.3462 | 0.06375 | 104 | 78 | 16 | 10 |
856 | He literally can’t keep up with the work flow. | 1.3459 | 0.04658 | 133 | 91 | 38 | 4 |
857 | That's our "diverse age pool". | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
858 | He waxed eloquently, then waned when the air conditioning failed. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
859 | Drowning in paper work" took on a whole new meaning to Fred | 1.3451 | 0.06129 | 113 | 85 | 17 | 11 |
860 | Our boss says that's where our holiday bonuses went. | 1.3448 | 0.04432 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
861 | You can either sink or swim here. | 1.3448 | 0.04930 | 145 | 104 | 32 | 9 |
862 | If he’s not careful, he’s going to smudge the signatures. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
863 | in this office they dont fire you..they just drown you in paperwork. | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
864 | Our parent company downstairs is absorbing his department. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
865 | I don’t understand why he can’t work from home. | 1.3441 | 0.05295 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
866 | Management has a stock liquidation plan to encourage our baby boomers to retire. I think the guys in the VR department sometimes take it a little too far.... | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
867 | Maybe now isn't the best time to give your notice. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
868 | Dang it, who moved the 'wet floor' sign? | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
869 | Just act like you don’t see him. He just craves attention. | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
870 | Do you ever get that sinking feeling when it comes to your career? | 1.3434 | 0.05007 | 99 | 66 | 32 | 1 |
871 | And I thought I was the one drowning in paperwork! | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
872 | Looks like Dorothy got another one. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
873 | How many times can he surface? | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
874 | Call Facilities and have them back it down to 70 degrees. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
875 | Melt down... | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
876 | He’s the only one left in the typing pool. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
877 | Not so quick actually. He's been there all day. | 1.3426 | 0.06193 | 108 | 81 | 17 | 10 |
878 | It's sink or swim. | 1.3426 | 0.05123 | 108 | 74 | 31 | 3 |
879 | ‘Greg’s our in-house accountant. He’s keeping us liquid.’ | 1.3426 | 0.05289 | 108 | 75 | 29 | 4 |
880 | I remember my first novel. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
881 | Back to office is hitting some of us a lot harder than others. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
882 | 'One more thing, the break room has a board game called 'Jumanji' I highly recommend not playing it" | 1.3423 | 0.05934 | 111 | 82 | 20 | 9 |
883 | Well, he did say things were going swimmingly… | 1.3423 | 0.05198 | 111 | 77 | 30 | 4 |
884 | Legend says he fell in during a team building exercise in '99 and just never came out. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
885 | Just ignore him. It's one of those 3D sidewalk paintings. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
886 | I never thought I'd actually see someone drowning in paperwork. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
887 | Fred's a floating resource. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
888 | You don't want to make your career here. Senior executives are forced to sink or swim. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
889 | That must be some hot deal. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
890 | It’s been 2 weeks and maintenance still hasn’t shown up to help | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
891 | That's Len from accounting. He gets this way near the end of every quarter. | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
892 | Mr. Glacier is unfortunately feeling the effects of global warming, even in here. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
893 | Now that's drowning in paperwork! | 1.3407 | 0.05378 | 135 | 100 | 24 | 11 |
894 | Yea, they moved the secretary pool again. | 1.3404 | 0.04809 | 141 | 100 | 34 | 7 |
895 | They used to call it 'keeping your head above water.' Now it's just 'drowning in your own spit'. | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
896 | Google Docks must be down this morning. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
897 | It's one of those realistic rugs off Facebook. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
898 | After the hot rocks and the mudbath, he comes up with some decent copy. | 1.3398 | 0.05264 | 103 | 71 | 29 | 3 |
899 | He says he’s drowning but he leaves the office at 6 every day. | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
900 | He wanted to be a big fish. | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
901 | and I thought it was only an expression who knew? | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
902 | Post-prostate surgery leak. | 1.3396 | 0.06271 | 106 | 80 | 16 | 10 |
903 | I think we have another meltdown situation here. | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
904 | Five years,and he’s still a floater. | 1.3394 | 0.06144 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 10 |
905 | He's always grandstanding. | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
906 | Just another trap for those who refuse to go paperless. | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
907 | He’s got a decent chance, actually, as our candidate pool isn’t very deep. | 1.3394 | 0.06004 | 109 | 81 | 19 | 9 |
908 | When they're about to fire you, they'll start pranking you. | 1.3393 | 0.05160 | 112 | 78 | 30 | 4 |
909 | I thought they called him the ‘Ice Man’ for being such a good negotiator. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
910 | I kept telling him it wasn't an optical illusion. But NOOOO. he had to find out the hard way. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
911 | This is a miracle sighting, Bob never comes up for air. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
912 | Boomers never see the quicksand. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
913 | If you were still working from home, you’d have missed this. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
914 | I heard he’s actually been sleeping in the office. He’s drowning in his work. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
915 | So that's what they call drowning in paperwork. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
916 | I asked him to pool our resources. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
917 | He's a 'Rise with the tide and go with the flow' kind of guy. | 1.3385 | 0.05520 | 130 | 97 | 22 | 11 |
918 | As you can see, our creatives are really struggling with metaphors. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
919 | I didn't know the Wicked Witch was gender-fluid. | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
920 | We’re in the process of liquefying our assets. Also Dave is melting. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
921 | Chin up | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
922 | She just hit him with the water and ran out. Her little dog, too. | 1.3364 | 0.05930 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 8 |
923 | I guess Bixby really is swamped | 1.3364 | 0.05466 | 107 | 76 | 26 | 5 |
924 | Management is trying to get him to take the buy out. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
925 | Now's probably a good time to approach him. Looks like someone else has already broken the ice. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
926 | Autocorrect ordering a standard poodle. | 1.3363 | 0.05978 | 113 | 85 | 18 | 10 |
927 | Drowning here! | 1.3363 | 0.04375 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
928 | He was sure it was only a mirage. | 1.3362 | 0.05187 | 116 | 82 | 29 | 5 |
929 | He told me he was swamped with paperwork. Now I believe him. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
930 | A boomer drowning in paper work, so last century. | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
931 | The new guy doesn’t know the way to the men’s room | 1.3361 | 0.06118 | 119 | 92 | 14 | 13 |
932 | It’s his new standing desk — the latest iteration. | 1.3361 | 0.04599 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
933 | Jim. He's our office pool guy. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
934 | He must have had the "sink or swim" talk with the boss. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
935 | It's the early retirement program. | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 106 | 23 | 11 |
936 | We get it Bob. You’re just sooo busy and drowning in your work. | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
937 | He’s having another meltdown. | 1.3333 | 0.06171 | 108 | 82 | 16 | 10 |
938 | When he texted 'Meet me by the water cooler!' I assumed it was to compare weekends. | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
939 | It’s part of our downsizing program. | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
940 | That's Gary, drowning in paperwork as usual. | 1.3333 | 0.05251 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
941 | I don't know how he does it, but our CEO always seems to keep his head above water. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
942 | Well, he said that his project was going swimmingly. | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
943 | According to HR, he's one of our most liquid assets | 1.3333 | 0.06436 | 102 | 78 | 14 | 10 |
944 | Drowning in paperwork is a real thing, you know... | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
945 | He thought he would get more work done by assigning it to the office pool, but it didn't work out. | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
946 | No fantasy office pool here! | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
947 | Well, it was his choice to boycott the gender-neutral bathrooms. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
948 | This is his third meltdown this week | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
949 | That’s Maurice. He sold his spine for his last promotion. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
950 | We're liquidating our less valuable assets. | 1.3333 | 0.05183 | 105 | 73 | 29 | 3 |
951 | That used to be the steno pool. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
952 | The shrinking white collar labor pool | 1.3333 | 0.05221 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
953 | Nobody believed Ed when he said that he was up to his neck with work. | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
954 | Poor Boomer. Looks like he is drowning in paperwork. | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
955 | He does enjoy a liquid lunch! | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
956 | Unless you can tread water for years like George, this place is "sink or swim" | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
957 | I hear he's drowning in debt too. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
958 | The lifeguard's still working from home. | 1.3333 | 0.06546 | 93 | 70 | 15 | 8 |
959 | Our firm's hiring policy doesn't discriminate on the basis of age, gender, sexual orientation or physical states of matter" | 1.3333 | 0.06443 | 105 | 81 | 13 | 11 |
960 | That's our Creative Director drowning in his ideas. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
961 | Still interested? | 1.3333 | 0.05357 | 105 | 74 | 27 | 4 |
962 | If you don't feed him, you may eventually get his clients. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
963 | Some people of been readjusting to working in the office better than others. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
964 | He's a pool reporter | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
965 | And I thought it was just an expression! | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
966 | Fred always said he was drowning in paper work ! | 1.3333 | 0.04781 | 126 | 88 | 34 | 4 |
967 | Have you noticed writer's meltdown has been occurring more frequently recently | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
968 | “You say drowning in work, we like to say diving deep. It’s a mindset thing.” | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
969 | Tom doesn't hesitate to float new ideas. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
970 | We may need to redefine meltdown. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
971 | On second thought I must have misunderstood when you asked if I wanted to be in the office pool. | 1.3308 | 0.05517 | 133 | 101 | 20 | 12 |
972 | And I thought "drowning in paperwork" was just an expression! | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
973 | Al commutes from London on the puddle-jumper. | 1.3306 | 0.04894 | 121 | 85 | 32 | 4 |
974 | Looks like somebody’s having a meltdown | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
975 | The downsizing has meant we've had to bring product testing back on site | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
976 | Don't worry it's just Henry, he always gets into a sweat before a presentation. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
977 | He’s been walking in thin ice. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
978 | I didn’t think he was literally drowning in his workload. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
979 | I thought I told you to call maintenance. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
980 | He's not as chill as he thought. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
981 | Another nasty sink hole ! | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
982 | We always suspected he was related to the wicked witch. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
983 | Uh oh, looks like his QuickBooks turned into quicksand. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
984 | Well, his research was all about the effects of global warming on the work place. | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
985 | You're not supposed to struggle if you get mired in quickbooks. | 1.3302 | 0.05399 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
986 | Management has decided to pool resources to cut costs. | 1.3301 | 0.05412 | 103 | 73 | 26 | 4 |
987 | That ‘Slippery When Wet’ sign didn’t seem enough. | 1.3301 | 0.05048 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
988 | That’s Professor Smith. His research is on what happens if the earth’s temperature rises above 2 degrees Celsius. | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
989 | It's mostly perspiration, not inspiration. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
990 | It's actually a Roomba - but I love it when the interns try to dive in to save him. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
991 | He's "old school"...always drowning in paperwork. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
992 | Dave thinks we don't notice, but he's been treading water for years. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
993 | Global warming is melting all the Bergs, including Nathan. | 1.3280 | 0.05654 | 125 | 95 | 19 | 11 |
994 | The boss will be ok. He's standing on the shoulders of his support team. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
995 | Looks like he's drowning in paperwork. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
996 | It's not his first meltdown in this office. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
997 | He's been taking swimming lessons during his lunch break. | 1.3277 | 0.01928 | 119 | 87 | 32 | 0 |
998 | Congregating around the water cooler is discouraged. | 1.3277 | 0.05079 | 119 | 85 | 29 | 5 |
999 | I warned him not to join the office pool. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
1000 | He melts down when stressed. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1001 | There’s an opening in the global warming desk. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1002 | He’s still fishing for a solution. | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1003 | Poor Bill, still treading water with his proposals. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1004 | If he asks you to join his car pool tell him you take public transit. | 1.3274 | 0.04940 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1005 | So I guess we should start discussing the rising sea levels pretty soon..” | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1006 | This can happen to you when you liquidate your assets too soon. | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1007 | Never saw someone literally drowning on work. | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1008 | Please don't make any office pool jokes, we have heard them all! | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1009 | Management simply did not appreciate his warning about liquidity risk. | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1010 | That's Nate. He's says he always "drowning in work." | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1011 | New employee choice, this or by fire. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1012 | It's ironic. Wally was a leading Climate Change denier. | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1013 | The labor pool ain't what it used to be. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1014 | So do you want the job? | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1015 | Ha! And so many said he could walk on water. | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1016 | I'd be more concerned if it was red ink." | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1017 | Climate change, what ya gonna do, so how bout those Giants | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1018 | That's Saul. He's in hot water. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1019 | Safe to say he's changed his stance on global warming. | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1020 | I told you they keep it too warm in here | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1021 | The Kansas people were here today, and I heard he ticked off Dorothy. | 1.3263 | 0.05384 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1022 | Look, don't worry about him. You're young, you'll be fine! | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
1023 | Hmph. I've suffered through a lot of grueling staff meetings, but I've never seen a meltdown quite that complete. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1024 | He should have been tipped off by the flying monkees. | 1.3261 | 0.06756 | 92 | 71 | 12 | 9 |
1025 | I never believed that we were 70% water till now. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1026 | HR usually throws him a life raft at 5:00 | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1027 | THIS GUY TAKES DROWNING IN PAPERWORK TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1028 | We tried to tell him we created an office pool, but he said he had no interest in gambling. | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
1029 | He’s swimming in paperwork | 1.3252 | 0.04689 | 123 | 86 | 34 | 3 |
1030 | I warned him if he didn't get his paper published he'd be walking on thin ice here. | 1.3250 | 0.05817 | 120 | 92 | 17 | 11 |
1031 | Damn. Looks like we inherit the flying monkeys. | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
1032 | Frank’s the latest winner of our Pay Day pool. | 1.3248 | 0.04514 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1033 | I tried to tell him he should go digital or he'd drown. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1034 | Well, he's no longer drowning in paper work. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1035 | We're excited to have you join - we've been totally swamped. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1036 | He keeps muttering, "Damn that Dorothy and her little dog too." | 1.3241 | 0.05932 | 108 | 84 | 14 | 10 |
1037 | That is the cartoon page editor. Help him out and see if he'll run your caption contest entry. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1038 | That’s some fucked up Wizard of Oz shit going on | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1039 | I don't know, Merton, I think it's a little passé as corporate sculpture, goes, don't you think? | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1040 | Tim is always swamped on Thursdays. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1041 | Liquidity is in our mission statement. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1042 | He is not drowning in work; he is just drowning. | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
1043 | I say it's a big job and he just doe not have the depth for it | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1044 | They told him he was on thin ice. | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 127 | 91 | 31 | 5 |
1045 | Dibs on his office. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1046 | He handles real estate that's went underwater | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
1047 | Meltdowns are two a penny in this place | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1048 | I'm familiar with the glass ceiling, but this a new one. | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
1049 | Wicked Witch of the West wasn't an exaggeration after all | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1050 | Stop being so dramatic, Jerry, we’re all keeping our head’s above water. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1051 | He still hasn't recovered from the Windows 11 update. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1052 | That's the CFO - he's having a major melt down. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1053 | Is he wearing a tie? | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1054 | It’s just a mirage . | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1055 | Dave's still learning to use his i-Portal. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1056 | He's trying to keep the company afloat | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
1057 | I always thought the office pool was a metaphor. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1058 | He said he wanted to take a deeper dive. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1059 | Quicksand desks are the new treadmill desks. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1060 | Better than drowning in paper | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1061 | And that’s just the tip! | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1062 | I told him he was on thin ice during his annual review. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1063 | I'm not sure if it's evaporation or sublimation. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1064 | Why does he always have to be so dramatic about his workload? | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1065 | We call our quicksand Human Resources. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
1066 | He's barely been able to keep his head above water at his new job. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
1067 | They're calling it "work-cation". | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1068 | Oh, that's Sydney. He's our liquidity person. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1069 | Will this corporate meltdown ever end ? | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1070 | Fred took his 'Wicked Witch of the West' costume a little too far. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
1071 | I told you the office wasn’t too cold. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1072 | Never buy property in La Brea. | 1.3193 | 0.05715 | 119 | 91 | 18 | 10 |
1073 | How's that report on climate change coming along? | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1074 | Somebody let that sidewalk artist in | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1075 | It's just global warming. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1076 | A pitfall of Urological Research." | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1077 | First clue: he still brings pieces of paper to meetings. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1078 | Mike may be drowning in paperwork, but poor Loretta worked her ass off. | 1.3187 | 0.06608 | 91 | 70 | 13 | 8 |
1079 | That glass ceiling? Turns out it's really an ice floor. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1080 | I dunno. Some intern named Dorothy spilled some water on him and, well, now you know as much as I do. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1081 | They keep showing up like that. He'll climb out eventually. | 1.3186 | 0.05147 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1082 | We never used to see men in the steno pool. | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1083 | I see that the "sink or swim" culture around here has been kicked up a notch. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1084 | They say he had a corner office before he lost the Collins account. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1085 | Well, I see Joe wasn't exaggerating when he said he was drowning in paperwork. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
1086 | Ugh, I hate when that happens! | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1087 | Do you think that'll be us in 25 years? | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1088 | There goes Griswold--that's one more retirement we won't have to fund. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1089 | All I caught was '...and your little dog, too'. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1090 | After you're here for a few years, you'll want to watch out for the quicksand of ennui. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1091 | We all feel like we are drowning here. | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1092 | Pay no attention to Glen, the wicked Head of Human Resources. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1093 | 'Way too much time at the water cooler! | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1094 | We didn't have budget for a consultant that can walk on water. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1095 | The irony of all this is that he was working on a report about global warming. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1096 | Come back to the office, they said. It'll be great, they said. | 1.3171 | 0.06915 | 82 | 63 | 12 | 7 |
1097 | I see someone is coming up to us from HR with a message. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
1098 | Stop drowning, Sanders, and finish the damn paperwork! | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1099 | His head's above water, looks like he's doing alright. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1100 | Larry is really drowning in paperwork. | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
1101 | I didn't believe him when he said he was drowning in work. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1102 | And here we have the breakroom- oh. Looks like Craig finally went off the deep end. That happens a lot around here. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1103 | Some say the work culture here is a bit "sink or swim"..... | 1.3162 | 0.04633 | 136 | 98 | 33 | 5 |
1104 | George wandered into the secretarial pool again. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1105 | Clearly he’s in over his head. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1106 | I guess Grace ordered carpet, but the guy at the warehouse thought she said tar pit. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1107 | They told him to water down the problems | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1108 | Oh, you thought I meant "under water" in the figurative sense. | 1.3152 | 0.05338 | 92 | 65 | 25 | 2 |
1109 | Well, the boss claimed this guy could walk on water? | 1.3150 | 0.05443 | 127 | 97 | 20 | 10 |
1110 | Lloyd's been skating on thin ice, but it looks like he's had a breakthrough. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1111 | The new man is doing swimmingly. | 1.3148 | 0.04860 | 108 | 76 | 30 | 2 |
1112 | He’s the leading academic on sea level rise. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1113 | I knew Frosty wasn't cut out for an office job. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1114 | He’s really getting bogged down in the office pool. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1115 | That’s Bill. He has a flair for the dramatic. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1116 | This was inevitable after we allowed the women to control the thermostats. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1117 | That's what I call a meltdown. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1118 | That's one office pool you definitely want to avoid. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1119 | Far as I can tell, at least he's not in hot water. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1120 | I, for one, miss the elevator. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1121 | You have to hand it George. He never gets in over his head. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1122 | Publish or perish is carried way too far. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1123 | We call him King of Clichés. | 1.3136 | 0.05607 | 118 | 90 | 19 | 9 |
1124 | I told him he was working harder not smarter. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1125 | He turns to jelly before his annual review. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1126 | Jobs in the press pool aren't what they used to be. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1127 | And that's Jenkins, still stuck in the typing pool. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1128 | He got unusual side effects after the second shot | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1129 | He thought it was finally time to enter the office pool. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1130 | ‘Kid, this job takes a lot out of you, some people are barely able to tread water’ | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1131 | He insisted on having a swimming desk. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1132 | I thought quicksand was an urban myth! | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1133 | It's how they determine if you're too old to keep working here! | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1134 | Wicked Witch Syndrome | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1135 | I didn't take him literally with 'Our property is under water'. | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1136 | This is what happens when you take juice cleansing too far. | 1.3125 | 0.04751 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1137 | We recommended that he pool his assets. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1138 | Actually he’s the only here who’s not in over his head. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1139 | It’s sink or swim time | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
1140 | He bet short on Tesla and now he's swimming in debt. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1141 | He's been given a new assignment, and it is all he can do to stay afloat. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1142 | Jim is the reason I’ve stopped working from home. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1143 | That’s what happens when you work from home for too long. Basic water safety goes right out the window. | 1.3118 | 0.06483 | 93 | 72 | 13 | 8 |
1144 | Publish or perish is still a thing. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1145 | He always said you either sink or swim. Looks like he's treading water now. | 1.3118 | 0.05066 | 93 | 65 | 27 | 1 |
1146 | The boss was a bit harsh with him | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1147 | He made a big splash when he first started here. | 1.3117 | 0.07222 | 77 | 60 | 10 | 7 |
1148 | The boss thought an ice sculpture would be a fun, seasonal decoration. I doubt the janitor will agree. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1149 | Getting rom the water cooler to the men's room can be a problem for someone his age. | 1.3113 | 0.06049 | 106 | 82 | 15 | 9 |
1150 | He's so literal! | 1.3113 | 0.06049 | 106 | 82 | 15 | 9 |
1151 | Ron is either drowning in work or had a major meltdown, no one knows for sure. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1152 | I see James is in the think tank again | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 71 | 11 | 8 |
1153 | That’s our retirement plan. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1154 | He should have chosen Door #2. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1155 | When our CFO said our finances are underwater, he really meant it. | 1.3111 | 0.04639 | 135 | 98 | 32 | 5 |
1156 | That's the fifth manager in six months who's fallen into that hole and refused to ask for help. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1157 | It's a reflecting pool | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1158 | Who moved the "Wet" sign? | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1159 | Doctor warned him something like this might happen if he didn't stop drinking. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1160 | He's just swallowed up by his work. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1161 | We may have an opening in accounting, but it's sink or swim. | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
1162 | This painting of floor it's looks very motivating. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1163 | We offshore-d his job. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1164 | Cautionary tale, that Peterson, you can actually drown in paperwork.” | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1165 | He's been mired in that project way too long. | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
1166 | A man drowning in work. | 1.3097 | 0.04278 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1167 | The treadmill desk just doesn’t work the core hard enough for Jerry. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1168 | Glass ceiling…quicksand floor ! | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1169 | They say you don't need legs in the metaverse. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1170 | It's called a Crypto Liquidity Pool. The newest thing apparently. | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1171 | It really is sink or swim round here. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1172 | It's not funny but we ought to let someone know. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1173 | We've brought back the typing pool. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1174 | He'll be alright. He's from the legal pool. They're always drowning in paperwork. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1175 | I think he’s taken this hydrating craze too far. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1176 | Looks like Mitch is drowning in paperwork again. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1177 | On the plus side, we are always hiring. | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
1178 | 'Yeah, it's pretty lifelike. It's silicone. I just Googled--Man Drowning in Paperwork.' | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1179 | I think he may be getting TOO immersed in his wok! | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1180 | Francis works slowly but he eventually finds his level. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1181 | The old guy's just struggling to keep his head above water. | 1.3083 | 0.04150 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1182 | He 's a chronic complainer. Now, he says that he is drowning in work. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1183 | He was knee deep in the Hoover Report, and then the dam broke. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1184 | Mark’s retiring as a cartoonist here and decided to write himself out | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1185 | Fortunately he's standing atop a glass ceiling. | 1.3077 | 0.05228 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1186 | Ted’s a bit dramatic. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1187 | He’s just treading water until his pension kicks in. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1188 | And we have a pool of applicants 55 and over. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1189 | Big fish in a small pond. Whoop-de-do! | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1190 | He emailed me, ‘I’m drowning in work!’ So I reply “Like, dude, really? Got my own problems!” I feel kinda bad now. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1191 | All applicants have to decide. Do you save the scientist or the patent? | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1192 | That's Kurt, he spent the pandemic working from another dimension. | 1.3077 | 0.04850 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1193 | The company's drowning in debt. | 1.3077 | 0.06122 | 104 | 81 | 14 | 9 |
1194 | He's flooded in paperwork. | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1195 | Boss told him he was on thin ice. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1196 | I hate water cooler talk. Just feels so performative. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1197 | Now I know what he meant by "drowning in drivel". | 1.3069 | 0.05311 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1198 | I can’t tell if he’s having a meltdown or just treading water. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1199 | It’s ironic. He’s the loudest climate change denier in the office. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1200 | It’s been a bit of a headache ever since we started liquidating our assets. | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1201 | Funny... usually they just give them a package and walk them out! | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1202 | I think he's gone off the deep end! | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1203 | We always took his 'drowning in data' figuratively. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1204 | There he is using his aluminum free anti-perspirant again. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1205 | He said he was drowning in work.....I didn't believe him | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1206 | These WeWork floors aren't as sturdy as you would hope | 1.3061 | 0.04899 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1207 | That's the eighth floor water hazard, wait until you see the sand trap on the third floor. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1208 | Oh that? That's just the rubber "drowning in paperwork" gag I found at the novelty store. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1209 | I knew he was undergoing some stress, but this adds new meaning to the definition of surface tension | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1210 | Since we hired that Dorothy to run HR, downsizing has gone quickly, if a little brutally. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1211 | He didn't help me last week when that happened. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1212 | He said "yes" to another project. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1213 | He said he's drowning in paperwork, but it could just be another meltdown | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1214 | Swimming desks are great -- now you don't have to wear pants at the office, just like on Zooms from home. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1215 | We let you define a work-life balance that fits your needs. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1216 | Do you think he's in over his head? | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1217 | He did mention he was up to his ears in work. | 1.3051 | 0.04584 | 118 | 84 | 32 | 2 |
1218 | It started with a treadmill desk and just kind of progressed from there. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1219 | When he said he was awash with New Yorker cartoon submissions, I thought he was kidding | 1.3048 | 0.04995 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1220 | As you can see, in the post pandemic world it is still safer to work from home. | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1221 | Talk about drowning in paper work… | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1222 | I think he took the return to office plan being ‘fluid’ a bit too serious | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1223 | He's really been drowning in his work lately | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1224 | Nah, he just had a meltdown. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1225 | We have some infrastructure issues here too. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1226 | Don't worry about Joe - he's a little behind on his work, but he's managing to keep his head above water. | 1.3043 | 0.04731 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1227 | Be careful - at a certain point it is impossible to keep your head above water around here. | 1.3040 | 0.04714 | 125 | 91 | 30 | 4 |
1228 | The tar pit takes care of the company dinosaurs. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1229 | He melts at the end of every quarter. | 1.3039 | 0.04784 | 102 | 72 | 29 | 1 |
1230 | Watch your step. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1231 | ... but I think we don't talk nearly enough about the corporate quagmire. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1232 | I kept warning poor Bert to retire before he was dissolved. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
1233 | Some people think "Amazon" is a metaphor. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1234 | It's The Quicksand Challenge....but that's only if you get a call-back | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1235 | They brought him in to improve the Company’s liquidity. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1236 | He really works up a sweat reviewing weekly cartoon submissions. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1237 | I guess the floor really IS lava. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1238 | He needs an assistant. He’s drowning in his work. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1239 | Dave'd do anything to avoid the audit. I'd throw him a line but I think he prefers the quicksand. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1240 | No worry for now. The company only puts these outside of the doors of those who are resisting retirement. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1241 | We have rules against water cooler discussions and there are consequences. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
1242 | Maybe we should go back to working remotely. | 1.3025 | 0.05541 | 119 | 92 | 18 | 9 |
1243 | We were only permitted to build if we did not disturb the sacred sacrificial pool of the previous owners. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1244 | The man always melts under pressure” | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1245 | He’s literally drowning in work. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1246 | Doesn't look like a metaphor to me | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1247 | I always thought drowning in your work was a euphemism. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1248 | They can't fire the old geezers, so they just melt them. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1249 | His shrink told him he'd be better liked if he took part in the office pools. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
1250 | Around here it's not just a metaphor. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1251 | So how do you feel about our early retirement offer? | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
1252 | This is our opportunity to justly use the word “literally.” | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
1253 | He sure believes in immersing himself in the problem. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1254 | I guess that beats 'My dog ate the report' as an excuse. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1255 | I hope he clocked out.” | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1256 | Seriously, if they offer, take the buy-out. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1257 | He really IS up to his armpits in work! | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1258 | Look, I appreciate that he founded the company, but he's clearly out of his depth. I mean, he still uses paper for crying out loud! | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1259 | Steer clear of Jeffers when he's having a meltdown. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1260 | He's been swamped." | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1261 | I'd like to be more sympathetic but that's the fourth time this week. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1262 | Looks like Jim's drowning in paperwork again. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1263 | Our boss wanted more diversity in the typing pool -- the old white guy looked good on paper, but nowadays it's sink or swim ... | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1264 | I guess he really was drowning in paperwork. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1265 | Maybe we should have waited for the concrete to dry completely before moving everybody in | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1266 | Cue the flying monkeys. | 1.3000 | 0.04389 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1267 | We've been seeing a lot of this since the labor shortage. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1268 | He always thought that 'meltdown' was figurative. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1269 | I told him he was going into the deep end | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1270 | "Every time he comes up for air he gets hit with another subpoena. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1271 | Dave must be editing another tearjerker. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1272 | All I said was, "OK, Boomer." | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1273 | I appreciate your can-do attitude Doug, but I was talking about increasing our FINANCIAL liquidity. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1274 | I could show you a space downtown, but if it's old-world charm you want, this is my only listing with a typing pool. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1275 | And that's Bob. He's been here for years sweating the little things. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1276 | Sid’s meltdowns are not pretty. | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
1277 | His theory did work in part. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1278 | How do you think we made room to hire you? | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1279 | Not the whole company is underwater. Just my division. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1280 | Too bad for Jim, he's still swimming in his College Loan debt. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1281 | Poor John is just drowning in paperwork | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1282 | Drowning in paperwork—one of the worst ways to go. | 1.2989 | 0.06764 | 87 | 69 | 10 | 8 |
1283 | I thought there's no such thing as "too much coffee". | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1284 | He said he was underwater with work, but I had no idea. | 1.2982 | 0.04814 | 114 | 83 | 28 | 3 |
1285 | Poor old Harvey always had an aversion to computers.No surprise that he is drowning in paperwork. | 1.2982 | 0.04733 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1286 | His sister's the Wicked Witch of the West. Schmidt has been planning this since last year's Christmas Party. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1287 | We thought he meant it figuratively that he was drowning in work… | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1288 | IT couldn't figure it out, so we put in a call to Legal. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1289 | Careful. Could be one of those VR HR tests. | 1.2979 | 0.05311 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1290 | He heads the Committee on Trickle Down Economics. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1291 | I understand he’s writing his autobiography and he’s at the point where his ship goes down. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1292 | When Hal sid he was swamped with work, that was an understatement. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1293 | Yeah. Everyone's drowning, Earl. It's still your turn to take minutes. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1294 | Some people just can't handle climate change. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1295 | The acid may be kicking in. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1296 | see you on monday steve | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1297 | I guess some documents do still require a wet signature. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1298 | I hear he's in deep with our liquidators. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1299 | Yeah, it’s a new work place for sure. Still, the pool of quicksand down the hall freaks me out. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1300 | Harold had a real meltdown after being told he had to be vaccinated. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1301 | Another fucking sinkhole god i hate Mondays | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1302 | George was asked to liquidate the Penske account. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1303 | He's not a real plumber. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1304 | I knew Bob was drowning in his work but this is ridiculous | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1305 | He tried the standing desk, but this one has more lumbar support. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1306 | Don't worry- it's just a mirage. You're going to love it here! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1307 | Old School -still drowning in paperwork! | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1308 | It's not as quick as I thought it would be | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
1309 | Don't worry about it, nobody likes Larry. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1310 | He's working on his core. | 1.2963 | 0.05254 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1311 | I wonder if he’d like something else to read. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1312 | I thought it was just a metaphor. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1313 | The talent pool is down to just Jim now. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1314 | It wasn’t high on my list of amenities either. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1315 | It's a rug. It just looks like a guy stuck in quick sand. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1316 | "Like he just said, he's up to his neck..." | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1317 | That’s why he calls this place a sweat shop. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1318 | Water cooler gossip finally caught up with him. | 1.2957 | 0.04449 | 115 | 82 | 32 | 1 |
1319 | He's drowning in debt. | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1320 | Mr. Hodges has always been a wellspring of ideas and innovation. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1321 | They've called a meeting to see what to do about the situation. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1322 | Apparently that's where the steno pool used to be. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1323 | Should we call 911 or ServePro? | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1324 | Some people just can't handle broken A/C. | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1325 | When a brainstorm becomes a brain flood. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1326 | He wanted to be in the office pool | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1327 | Legal left him there as a caution. Never leave a paper trail. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1328 | You know how it is. Sink or swim. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1329 | That said, it works for him. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1330 | Never ask the Head of Drama if he’s busy. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1331 | Ralph’s having another melt down in the office. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1332 | He got sucked into a meeting | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1333 | He says he's drowning in his work - I think he just spends too much time at the water cooler. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1334 | Jim works in our Wicked Witch products division. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1335 | Yeah, times are tough. Guess he'll have to do that report; he's the only one left in the office pool. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1336 | Climate change got the better of him. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1337 | Gotta admire Joe's special-effects for his presentation on Miami real estate. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1338 | That’s one way to keep the business afloat. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1339 | That’s Frank. He has a Covid meltdown every time someone coughs. | 1.2936 | 0.05873 | 109 | 86 | 14 | 9 |
1340 | Every time there's a new merger he has a meltdown. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1341 | Last week he lit himself on fire.. He'll never finish that report. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1342 | Don't worry. That only happens to the guys who refuse to be computer-savvy. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1343 | Frank's email did say he was drowning AT work... I thought he meant drowning IN work | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1344 | I swear I thought he was hyperbolizing. Oh well, my bad. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1345 | I keep telling him to use a cup, but he insists on saving the planet. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1346 | I went with the standing desk, but this...? | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1347 | He's drowning in paperwork, what else. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1348 | He was trying to leak insider information. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1349 | Don't step in him; he's daydreaming. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1350 | Finally a man broke through the glass floor | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1351 | Space time distortions can be a bitch | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1352 | He's been treading water for 40-years. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1353 | I can never tell if he's coming or going. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1354 | I told him he was getting in over his head. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1355 | I have suggested that we might have to take this rising ocean thing seriously. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1356 | This is the seniors' kitchen, they enjoy drip coffee and drowning in work. Our juice and poké bar is this way. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1357 | My other recurring nightmare is that I never wrote the report . . . | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1358 | I DON'T KNOW. HE WAS THERE WHEN I CAME IN | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1359 | His physician advised him to stay hydrated. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1360 | The Iceman Cometh, and Goeth. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1361 | Oh, did I mention? Don't come to the attention of HR. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1362 | Since adding quicksand to our break room, our company has saved millions in pension costs. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1363 | Yep, baby boomers and technology. You'll get used to it. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1364 | I guess Steve wasn't aligned. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1365 | All I did was click my heels. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1366 | ...And I thought he could walk on water | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1367 | The problem is, he’s neither sinking nor swimming! | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1368 | He's up to his neck in work. | 1.2913 | 0.04499 | 103 | 73 | 30 | 0 |
1369 | They’re very accommodating here. He didn’t like his standup desk so they built him a standup pool. | 1.2913 | 0.04904 | 103 | 75 | 26 | 2 |
1370 | So sad, drowning in a pool of meaningless reports | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1371 | Maybe he's been on that liquid diet too long. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1372 | Stebbins has perfected the office meltdown. | 1.2909 | 0.04538 | 110 | 79 | 30 | 1 |
1373 | You'll be working with him. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1374 | Most of our dinosaurs regrettably end up like Gus. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1375 | He did say he was drowning in work. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1376 | Well, at least he's keeping his head above water. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1377 | It's about time. He's been on thin ice for weeks. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1378 | He isn’t “drowning”, I see there’s only five papers, he’s being dramatic. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1379 | That's Peabody. No-one knows if he is waving or drowning. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1380 | What did I tell you about Boomers? Even when they’re washed up they still won’t leave. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1381 | The hidden cost of a three martini lunch. | 1.2903 | 0.05089 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1382 | Just hope you never get called into the HR office. | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
1383 | I told you his proposal was watered down. | 1.2903 | 0.04973 | 93 | 67 | 25 | 1 |
1384 | It's supposed to be ergonomic. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
1385 | Oh, Fred’s just a little dramatic. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1386 | from a liability standpoint, it's now an HR issue. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1387 | Another staff amenity our cutting edge floor design offers... random hot springs. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1388 | Mort seems to really be drowning in his work. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1389 | He'd been on thin ice for years. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
1390 | Ya, it's quicksand.....Hey Ray, can I have your computer? | 1.2897 | 0.05790 | 107 | 84 | 15 | 8 |
1391 | This isn't what you think it is. | 1.2895 | 0.07449 | 76 | 62 | 6 | 8 |
1392 | Oh, I forgot to mention, we also offer a Sinking Fund. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1393 | Jones is drowning in paperwork. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1394 | And that's Frank, drowning in work again. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1395 | Of course we're all swamped, but Ed is just a drama queen. | 1.2892 | 0.06970 | 83 | 67 | 8 | 8 |
1396 | That’s the typing pool. | 1.2892 | 0.05007 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1397 | He's doing his impersonation of the Wicked Witch of the West again! | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1398 | He's trying to stay liquid. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1399 | I see that Harold is still swamped with work. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1400 | Dorothy's gonna need a bigger bucket. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1401 | As I said, the labor pool is aging. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1402 | The internship program here is great, but the retirement plans…not so much. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1403 | Another watered down presentation. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1404 | There's something to be said for going with the flow. | 1.2887 | 0.04851 | 97 | 70 | 26 | 1 |
1405 | That's why you never say you're swimming in paperwork. | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
1406 | Now I regret laughing at Marvin when he said he was drowning in paperwork. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1407 | Herb was working on foreclosures.. and was too compassionate. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1408 | He calls it puddling. | 1.2887 | 0.04851 | 97 | 70 | 26 | 1 |
1409 | No, we don't offer health benefits. But we find water therapy is a good alternative." | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1410 | He’s the Wicked Accountant of the West | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1411 | Poor Joe, he's drowning in paper work | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1412 | Fred just hasn’t been the same since his division was dissolved. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1413 | At least you know Greg is serious when he says he's 'Drowning in Work'. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1414 | He never asked for help. | 1.2881 | 0.04273 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1415 | Now that he's finally getting a computer, he'll have to stop saying that he's drowning in paperwork. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1416 | The throw rugs are extremely plush | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1417 | The Ultimate Meltdown! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1418 | He was warned to expect liquidated damages | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
1419 | He called earlier and said he was swamped. Who knew? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1420 | As you can see, some of our senior staff are just treading water until they retire. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1421 | He saw the company accounts and had a meltdown. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1422 | Looks like the old guy is having a meltdown. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1423 | Because of cutbacks there are no longer lifeguards for the secretarial pool. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1424 | We offered him a rope but he keeps saying, "Quicksand, schmicksand... I have a deadline!" | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1425 | It's just another of his deadline dodges. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1426 | Carl is in charge of our liquidity problem. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1427 | One more thing. Watch out for Dorothy. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1428 | We all drown in paperwork around here. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1429 | It runs in his family. His mother was the wicked witch of Oz. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1430 | Drowning in debt use to be a metaphor | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1431 | That’s Gordon. He just melts sometimes for no reason. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1432 | I said fire him, Boss said too expensive, quick sand is better. Gives them time to think and serves as an example." | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1433 | I told him to enter the office pool on working remotely. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1434 | Now that was a melt down! | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1435 | Of course, there'll always be those who question putting the quicksand pit on the 6th floor. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1436 | And we'll throw in a fat bonus if you have experience in office sinkholes. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1437 | It's an ergonomic 'wading desk'. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1438 | This puddle of thoughts is all that remains of our well of ideas. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1439 | He's doing better. At our last quarterly review he was underwater | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1440 | Sad. For the last few years, he's just been treading water. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1441 | Well that explains what John Malkovich has been up to | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1442 | He went from half-baked to watered down. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1443 | He said he was drowning in paperwork, I just didn't believe it! | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1444 | Yep, Cruz just keeps sinking lower! | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1445 | The irony is that he was the only one who opposed liquidation. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1446 | And Larry won the office pool. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1447 | I warned him his theory was all wet. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1448 | Bob is part of the typing pool. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1449 | Don’t worry — we’ll get someone to clean that up. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1450 | Oh, him? He said he was paper-trained. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1451 | You try finding solid help. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1452 | His colonoscopy prep does that to him every year. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1453 | He was only five feet from the rest room. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1454 | It's a slough of despond -- someone upstairs had it put in. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1455 | Middle age meltdown. Don’t worry, we won’t have one. | 1.2841 | 0.05469 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1456 | Bill has a unique way of dealing with deadlines | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1457 | Got plans for the weekend? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1458 | And that's why we have to go after the low-hanging fruit while we're young. Because one day, we'll just be treading water too. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1459 | I’m beginning to be concerned about global warming | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1460 | I told you he was in over his head. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
1461 | We don’t believe in metaphors here. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1462 | Lucky guy, he won the office pool. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1463 | Maintenance was supposed to have fixed that time warp months ago. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1464 | He decided to do his own research! | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1465 | Bill is drowning in new ideas. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1466 | Brandon’s in way over his head | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1467 | He's fine. Joe always gets flooded with paperwork this time of year. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1468 | He's always going on about America being a melting pot. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1469 | I told you last week the guy would be floundering. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1470 | I suppose it’s our job now to figure out what to do with the flying monkeys. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1471 | He's the last one in the office pool. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1472 | That WAS thin ice. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1473 | Looks like management decided to downsize Fred. | 1.2828 | 0.04771 | 99 | 72 | 26 | 1 |
1474 | Arthur's gone all in studying liquidity traps. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1475 | Looks like you’ll be getting a promotion soon. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1476 | Quicksand focuses the mind. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
1477 | Boomers always talk about "drowning in paperwork", but I didn't know what it meant until now. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
1478 | Welcome to the Metaverse. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1479 | I think he's demonstrating Climate Change right now. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1480 | Never annoy the janitor. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1481 | It seems to gather more attention than other art installments but the placement is problematic I think. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1482 | Should we help him? You'd have to fill out the life saving preamble and waiver of liability in triplicate and get it notified first. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1483 | He said he was buried in paperwork, but I didn't take him literally. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1484 | It is a shame He always wanted to be a screen writer but he winds up in the press pool | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1485 | He's been swamped with work this week. | 1.2818 | 0.04211 | 110 | 81 | 28 | 1 |
1486 | I thought these old timers believed in baptism by fire | 1.2817 | 0.05560 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
1487 | Maybe now he’ll finally go paperless. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1488 | Jerry? He's doing swimmingly | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1489 | He said he's drowning in paperwork. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1490 | At least he's not in over his head. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1491 | I told him he was over-hydrating. . | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1492 | What did you do to our wicked VP of the West? | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1493 | And this is the new early retirement incentive pit.” | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1494 | We’re all drowning in paperwork these days. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1495 | He's always drowning himself in paperwork | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1496 | I warned him the Steno Pool had been downsized and reorganized. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1497 | Amazon is still working out the kinks in their direct portals. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1498 | Seriously? Maintenance said they'd have the portal figured out by last week | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1499 | When are they going to call the quicksand people? | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1500 | Poor Murray — always swamped with work. | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
1501 | Ok, Boomer. Tell us again how you figured things out on their own when you were our age. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
1502 | This kind of thing is becoming more frequent! | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1503 | That’s our head liquidator. | 1.2800 | 0.06044 | 100 | 80 | 12 | 8 |
1504 | First it was the standing desk… | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1505 | If that’s not Karma I don’t know what is. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1506 | The concrete never cured in that spot. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1507 | We strongly believe obstacles foster creativity. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1508 | I thought they cleaned this up during the last administration! | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1509 | We have a sink or swim culture. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1510 | Not my job | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
1511 | It’s the void where ‘the-no-longer-relevant-technology’ gets disposed of. He’s the last of our fact-checkers. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1512 | Drowning in the details... | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1513 | As they say, "Sink and Swim." | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
1514 | Ther must be better ways of getting rid of our older white males | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1515 | We either help him with his foundering project or get him a swim coach. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1516 | Kinda ironic since he was the one who said sea levels would be up to the six floor in ten years. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1517 | It just arrived yesterday. Much more realistic than the plastic dog poop. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1518 | Don’t cry over spilt Milton. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1519 | He had to liquidate his assets. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
1520 | Usually it's the people checking their phones that don't see the quicksand. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1521 | He's been underwater since the housing collapse of '08. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1522 | The construction crew learned that he was the artist who painted the sidewalk illusion sinkhole outside... and they decided to mess with him. It's cruel, but you have to admire their sense of irony. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1523 | I still don't know what he looks like below the arms. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1524 | This could've been an email. | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
1525 | For his sake, I'm glad we're only microdosing. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1526 | The quicksand is supposed to create a more engaging workplace environment. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1527 | Caught in the cesspool of office gossip | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1528 | Poor guy didn't take the cue for early retirement, so we had to drown him in work. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1529 | He likes being the centre of attention in the office gossip pool”. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1530 | He's learning to work in the office pool. | 1.2788 | 0.05458 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1531 | Not another meltdown. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1532 | Dr. Pulz' research on superfluids seems to be going well. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1533 | Such a cliché! | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1534 | Everyone's wrong. Harry's not in over his head | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
1535 | Whoa, that was a hot memo | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1536 | He says he's way more productive at a swimming desk. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1537 | If you think this looks bad, you should have seen it before they got rid of the alligators! | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1538 | Yeah the commutes a pain in the ass | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1539 | Guy with tie says: “Well he was given the standard ultimatum! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1540 | Remember what he said when we were hired? “You will either sink or swim here.” | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1541 | I’ve heard of ‘drowning in paperwork’, but never ‘drowning next to paperwork.’ | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1542 | He is trying method writing about the climate crises. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1543 | ...and to save energy, we replaced our elevator banks with LEED-certified sinkholes. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 83 | 10 | 8 |
1544 | He still hasn't discovered how to monetize his discovery of a portal to the aquaverse. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1545 | One sinkhole in the building and he has to step into it. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1546 | Strange. The email said he was leaving to spend more time with his family. | 1.2772 | 0.05193 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1547 | He told me that his in-box was flooded but I took it as hyperbole. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1548 | Worst case of failed Depends I've ever seen. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1549 | I think he uses that metaphor too much. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1550 | Drowning in work isn’t so bad. Last year I got assigned to shovel out the ol’ dung heap. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1551 | I don't think the swimming desk is ever going to catch on. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1552 | He gives real meaning to the expression, "I'm drowning in paperwork." | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1553 | …and here’s your coffee, water, microwave, quicksand, condiments, paper plates, napkins… | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1554 | And I thought I had the commute from hell. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
1555 | You should never underestimate the dangers posed by quicksand. | 1.2762 | 0.05063 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1556 | Levels are rising even faster than expected. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1557 | That was a tough meeting. I bet he won’t forget his antiperspirant next time. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1558 | I told him to piss off ! | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1559 | As I told you, it's sink or swim around here. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1560 | Yeah, that! The boss's favorite phrase is "sink or swim", so he buys artwork to reinforce that theme. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1561 | The mikve in the coffee corner was a brilliant idea. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1562 | He’s the new Creative Director | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1563 | He demanded a hot tub to return to work. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1564 | You just can't do some things as well from home | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1565 | It's quick linoleum. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1566 | Poor guy. He’s drowning in paperwork. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1567 | We ran out of paper towels. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1568 | He told us his mother was the Wicked Witch of the West, but we never believed him until recently. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1569 | That? That's that street artist with the amazing perspective. That image is actually 33 feet long. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1570 | Tech quick sand. Watch your step. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1571 | It looks like we had to dip into the temp pool again. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1572 | You’re lucky you’re not starting on the ground floor. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1573 | We put a wet floor sign down; unfortunately, that sank as well. | 1.2754 | 0.07411 | 69 | 56 | 7 | 6 |
1574 | As you can see, we're drowning in work. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1575 | It’s sink or swim, bro. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1576 | Maybe we do need an office pool! | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1577 | Here, I thought he was joking that he is really "swamped" with work. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1578 | Fred's part of the temp pool. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1579 | He’s doing a deep dive on global warming. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1580 | He's one of those global warming deniers. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1581 | He makes waves that he can’t surf. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1582 | About every fifty rejections, Bob has a meltdown. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1583 | I don't know, something to do with a young intern from Kansas and her little dog too. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1584 | Enough of the drama, Mr. Olof. The air conditioning will be fixed on Tuesday. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1585 | I'd have to agree Bob, it is a cruel world | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1586 | He's there as a conversation starter for when water cooler talk runs dry. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1587 | Drama queen. We're all drowning in paperwork. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1588 | Taking work home is the first sign of total immersion. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1589 | I came in and found him this morning. Clearly he is drowning in work! | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
1590 | One of his graduate assistants just threw a glass of water at him, and... | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1591 | He’s literally drowning in paperwork | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1592 | Poor Ridgely's been treading water for years. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
1593 | Alan’s meltdowns were much less dramatic on Zoom. | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
1594 | It's the latest perk in the "come back to the office" campaign - the swim-up desk. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1595 | HR created phased retirement after those ageism accusations. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1596 | I thought the plumber fixed that basement leak! | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1597 | Climate denier. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1598 | Relax…it’s one of those sidewalk chalk foolers | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1599 | That’s what happens when you refuse to go paperless. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1600 | Yeah, he didn't publish, so... | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1601 | They all thought it was one of those fake rugs that look like a puddle. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1602 | The boss had a meltdown over the hostile merger. Good thing we’re on the ground floor! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1603 | Yeah, he's up to his neck in it. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1604 | At least he should have the pleasure of being right – it WAS a witch hunt. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1605 | Maybe it was a compliment when he said we're wet behind the ears. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1606 | He's been in over his head ever since he started working here. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1607 | It's much deeper than it looks. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1608 | It runs in his family. His grandmother was the Wicked Witch of the West. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1609 | He's one of our Sea-level executives. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1610 | Looks like Ed took quite a spill. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1611 | ...and that's Bob. He's a nice enough guy, but he's always drowning in paperwork. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1612 | Not all positions offer upward mobility. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1613 | This was only a matter of time once the treadmill desks became a thing. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1614 | Back when the company was founded it was the secretarial pool. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1615 | Turned out, he's a Sea-E-O. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1616 | Looks so real, doesn’t it? | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1617 | The fake vomit prankster has upped their game. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1618 | When I want to have some fun I yell, "Shark!" | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1619 | The boss is getting ready for his evening class of plumbing for dummies | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1620 | He's usually in over his head. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1621 | So I told him to piss off. I didn't think he would really do it! | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1622 | So maybe the office pool isn’t working out. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1623 | The Professor is having a meltdown moment. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1624 | It's the only way to keep Carl out of meetings. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1625 | He takes "drowning at work" to a whole new level. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1626 | Heard the boss was forced to liquidate some assets. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1627 | I’m not sure he’s a good fit. He keeps drowning in the details. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1628 | Fred’s been treading water until his retirement. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1629 | The building inspector says we have a sinking problem. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1630 | Oh, say hello to Doug, who is the Director of Histrionics | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1631 | It’s not the hot tub we wanted, but Simpson likes it. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1632 | I thought the days of drowning in paperwork were over. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1633 | Doug? He's business casual, but only when the tide's out. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1634 | We're in the process of liquidating. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1635 | Steve always wets himself before the quarterly board meeting. | 1.2718 | 0.06045 | 103 | 84 | 10 | 9 |
1636 | He's really immersed in his work | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1637 | He's part of the secretarial pool. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1638 | Our annual report is due, and once again, Gary melts under pressure. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1639 | We're the only company that still has a secretarial pool. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1640 | Some say it's a portal to another dimension of paperwork. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1641 | I always thought “swamped with paperwork” was just a figure of speech. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1642 | He's trying to make a point about his working conditions. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
1643 | That doesn't count. He is drowning at work, not in work. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1644 | Don’t mind him. He just wants the water cooler talk to be about him at all times. How about those Patriots? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1645 | I'm going to readjust the heated floor setting. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1646 | No, don't help him. He has to start learning that other people are busy too. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1647 | I always thought it was just an expression | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1648 | Your office is over here. And that's one of our project hellholes which occasionally open up in the hallways to swallow managers and staff. Try to go around those. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1649 | At least he's keeping his head above water | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 80 | 25 | 2 |
1650 | He's working on the Australian crawl. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1651 | Be thankful we’re not one floor down in billing. It’s not a virtual meeting, I told him. Gotta wear pants, I said. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1652 | To be fair, OSHA did warn him about that old space heater | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1653 | Print subscriptions. They're always struggling to keep their heads above water. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1654 | Looks like he's caught in the quicksand of his imagination | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1655 | So that’s why the water cooler is empty. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1656 | Hard to believe that he's our risk manager. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1657 | They put Legal next to the breakroom so they’re harder to avoid. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1658 | Clearly, poor old Mills is about to be in over his head. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1659 | Good grief, not another meltdown… | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1660 | He didn't believe in global warming. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1661 | He says it’s better than a standing desk. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1662 | Quicken sand. In this office you follow your monthly budget or else. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1663 | Keep in mind, you don't make your quarterly numbers you go under | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1664 | He claims he's drowning in work. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1665 | That's who you will be replacing. He was way out of his depth. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1666 | When he said he was drowning, I didn't take it literally. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1667 | When a cartoonist has a creative block, their go to is quicksand until something else comes to mind. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1668 | Drowning in self-pity | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1669 | Some of the best work is done below the surface. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1670 | He's fixing a leak in the cloud. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1671 | That’s Simpson. He plays the ‘drowning in paperwork’ card about once a quarter, just make his contributions to the firm conspicuous. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1672 | Word has it that HR told him he's all washed up. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1673 | I hear he’s drowning in student loan debt. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1674 | He's most productive when he's treading water. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1675 | His wife will be here to pick him up at 6. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1676 | The labor pool is smaller than it used to be. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1677 | We're a digital workplace, but you can still spot the rare old-timer drowning in paperwork. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1678 | I tell ya, a bucket of water will do it every time | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1679 | Drowning in paperwork is so 20th century | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1680 | I think we can kiss goodbye to our bonuses this year. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1681 | He broke the ice. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1682 | He is our septic specialist. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1683 | He’s just showing off. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1684 | Avert your eyes. We just leave him there as a warning to others. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
1685 | It always used to freeze solid by this time of year | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1686 | He should have read the manual on how to fill a water cooler FIRST | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1687 | Sea level rise | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1688 | Maybe we shouldn't have thrown water on the sweetest guy in the office. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1689 | It's a 'sink or swim' kind of outfit. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1690 | Yeah, don't ever mention her red shoes. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1691 | It's still better than a glass ceiling | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1692 | Miss Baily from accounting finally spoke to him. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1693 | Well, he’s not exactly drowning in work. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1694 | Until I met Dave I thought drowning in responsibility was just a metaphor. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1695 | We're fully online but the old-timers still like to drown in paperwork every now and then. | 1.2680 | 0.04752 | 97 | 72 | 24 | 1 |
1696 | Glass ceiling breaking was a myth, in truth it melted. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1697 | If he learned to use a computer effectively, he wouldn’t drown in paper work. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1698 | He's from the typing pool. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
1699 | If he'd get a smartphone he would have seen the Tweet about the quicksand pit... | 1.2679 | 0.05670 | 112 | 91 | 12 | 9 |
1700 | That’s the way to HR. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
1701 | I think he's out of his depth. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1702 | I can't decide if this a simile or a metaphor. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1703 | They say he used to walk on water. Well, not anymore. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1704 | Leadership’s been so busy with the glass ceiling, they forgot about the aging floor | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1705 | The guy is trompe l'oeil. The puddle is real. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1706 | I kept telling him he’d drown in his own procrastination | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1707 | Well, HR warned him about swimming in the secretary pool. | 1.2673 | 0.04644 | 101 | 75 | 25 | 1 |
1708 | Eventually, we realized that laying traps around the office was the only way to retain employees right now. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1709 | He’s still wet behind the ears. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1710 | At least it's not debt. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1711 | Our CEO believes in throwing new employees right into the deep end. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1712 | Wanna join our Pool? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1713 | The results deflated his ego. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1714 | I didn't think that's what he meant when he asked for a floating desk | 1.2667 | 0.05021 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1715 | That’s Jerry. He always gets bogged down before a deadline. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1716 | I thought it was a mirage | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1717 | Quantum physics got the best of him I guess. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1718 | Oh. it's an out-of-office pool. | 1.2667 | 0.04819 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
1719 | He's still clinging on to his last account. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1720 | Fred is such an exhibitionist. Who isn't drowning in work? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1721 | I didn't realise tbat's what he meant by personal liquidity. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1722 | He likes to immerse himself in his work. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1723 | We warned him he would drown in debt. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1724 | I think he's having a meltdown. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1725 | By slowly moving the papers out of his reach, we can get him out of there. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1726 | Irony is like drowning on the way to the water cooler. | 1.2658 | 0.05002 | 79 | 58 | 21 | 0 |
1727 | Now that's liquidation | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1728 | I told you he was on thin ice | 1.2658 | 0.05162 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
1729 | Should've invested in a wet floor sign. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1730 | He’s okay. But he’s standing on poor Jackson’s shoulders. | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
1731 | He works better under pressure. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1732 | You think that's bad? You should see the leak they're having on the floor below. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1733 | Well, I guess doesn't count as being late? | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1734 | I think Larry is overdoing the meltdown shtick lately. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1735 | Don't worry, he's not really drowning, he's just treading water in paperwork | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1736 | If you’re drowning from work, we’d rather you do it at home. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1737 | Looks like Walt has gone diving into the secretarial pool again. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1738 | Good writer, but an emotional mess. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
1739 | We told Herb his proposal was on shaky ground. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1740 | This moron didn't know about the piss puddle bahahahahah | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1741 | COP26 rejected his paper on sinkholes caused by office coolers. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1742 | I thought they were going to pay for standing desks... | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1743 | Sondheim is stuck in the puddle where the poodle did the piddle again” | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1744 | I think he is in over his head. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1745 | Looks like Steve is still having trouble adjusting to his new bifocals. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
1746 | Luckily, the HR department is directly below us. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1747 | He's been stuck like that since March of last year. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1748 | Maybe the old guy will finally go digital. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1749 | We converted all our standing desks last quarter. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1750 | I don’t know. I didn’t read that memo. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1751 | Just ignore Matt, he keeps using metaphors to convince us how swamped he is. | 1.2644 | 0.04755 | 87 | 64 | 23 | 0 |
1752 | We warned him of the allure of the water cooler. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1753 | It's his own fault. Boomers gotta learn how to use the DMS. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1754 | I’ve been sending my resume out, we’re almost under water. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1755 | It's a sink-or-swim environment. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1756 | Tom has been treading water at this firm for years. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1757 | I told him don't take the job, you'll be in over your head | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1758 | ...but let see what the emerging data says. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1759 | We really need a bigger office pool. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1760 | He’s been drowning in work for decades, but still manages to keep his head above water. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1761 | The boss gave him an ultimatum. Larry chose 'sink'. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1762 | Quick—throw him a life insurance policy. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1763 | Trying to navigate the office pool. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1764 | He said he was drowning in paperwork | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1765 | At least he’s not drowning in paper. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1766 | I didn’t think he was a sink or swim kind of guy | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1767 | Well, at least it wasn’t a total meltdown. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
1768 | So. I see Dot didn’t care for the new sketches. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1769 | He is actually swimming in research! | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1770 | We don’t offer unlimited PTO, but we do have floating holidays. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1771 | That puddle is deeper than I would have expected. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1772 | That's Charlie. He's working on the global warming report. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1773 | The trick with office quicksand is to stay calm, don't struggle. Just like 20 years of manager reviews has beaten into you. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1774 | By tomorrow, he'll be all-washed-up. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1775 | That’s Wade, he’s a solid dude. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1776 | They didn't call him 'The Wicked Witch of the West Wing' for nothing | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1777 | I told you the booster shot was a bad idea. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1778 | It's our CFO -- he has a meltdown every quarter if the revenue isn't up | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1779 | Poor Phil, first week back, and a metaphor got him. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1780 | I like his dry wit. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1781 | Fuck it - let him die, the piece of shit. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1782 | One of our retirement benefits | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1783 | Wallowing in the latest memo. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1784 | He's sweated over his work for years. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1785 | There is Paul, taking another office cliché literally... | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1786 | Just another of his typical meltdowns... | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1787 | Frankly, some of us think he's gone off the deep end. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1788 | Oh, well, another client down the drain. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1789 | I knew I should of worked remote today | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1790 | He took Adele's Rolling in the Deep too literally. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1791 | I wish I had taken him more seriously when I asked "how's it going and he said: " I am just treading water." | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
1792 | Literally. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1793 | Around here, you don't really wanna win the office pool... | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1794 | We had to liquify some assets. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1795 | Boy,I guess those Depends don’t work the way they used to! | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1796 | When he becomes unstuck, he’ll start Chapter 2. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1797 | We have Quicksand Warning signs all over the office but no one reads them... | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1798 | He's been doing it ever since he found out that we get our water from Fiji. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1799 | We all have deadlines, but these guys in Editorial will do anything to prove a point. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1800 | They've just come out as fluid. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
1801 | He said he was in over his head. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1802 | He said the report needed a deeper dive. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1803 | It's a cost saving alternative to the traditional lay off. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1804 | He's really swamped this time of year. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
1805 | It's the La Brea file. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1806 | ....and to think everyone thought he was just wet behind the ears!" | 1.2619 | 0.04317 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1807 | Our amenities include a mikveh. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1808 | Your next interview is with Sam here, who helps new hires navigate our sink or swim culture. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1809 | Apparently,he won the office pool. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1810 | Legally, we don't have to help him. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1811 | Quick office meltdown. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1812 | He was warned repeatedly not to get in so deep. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1813 | Oh, that’s nothing - you should see the swamp on floor 12! | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
1814 | Did that dude who said “No man is an island” ever meet Roger? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1815 | At least none of the papers got wet. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1816 | I just hope I don’t suffer from incontinence when I get older | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1817 | It's supposed to be even better for your back than a standing desk. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1818 | They forgot the wet floor sign again, huh. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1819 | He said he was drowning in paperwork but nobody believed him | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1820 | Maybe this will cause him, finally, to stop denying climate change! | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1821 | This company is great in its recycling efforts. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1822 | His presentation bombed and he is sinking in a sea of despair. | 1.2609 | 0.04294 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1823 | He’s been swimming over his head for some time now | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1824 | Is he related to the Wicked Witch of the West? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1825 | We need fresh ideas. He is just treading water. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
1826 | I hate Paul. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1827 | Your new assignment: drain the swamp. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1828 | Leave him be. He's swamped. | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1829 | I don't know. The pool sent him up. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1830 | I'll introduce you to Ted. Good worker but has frequent melt downs. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1831 | At least it's not a glass ceiling. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1832 | I heard Dorothy Gale in Accounting dumped a bucket of water on him. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1833 | And of course here we have our sinkhole, where we store our older white male writers | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1834 | The Professor just demonstrated that the human body is 60% water, but he's having trouble reversing the process. | 1.2604 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1835 | Virtual art gets more realistic every day! | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1836 | It's best to avoid talking about the deep stuff at the water cooler. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1837 | I don’t mean to sound mercenary, but if you try to help they just pull you in. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
1838 | His experiment on quick sand and alternative universes seems to have hit the mark. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1839 | Nothing to see here. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1840 | Who knew that the sands of time were actually quicksand? | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
1841 | When he said he was drowning in work I just assumed it was a metaphor. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1842 | Well, he did say in our team meeting that he was drowning in work, but I thought it was just a bit of hyperbola. | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
1843 | He joined the office pool to guess mary’s delivery date. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1844 | He's dissolving our partnership | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1845 | He keeps complaining about gentrification. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1846 | Poor Bernie. Joe Manchin has that effect on him. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1847 | He is making a big splash in the company . | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
1848 | And, oh yeah, watch out for space-time fluctuations... | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1849 | One word,'Depends. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1850 | James actually likes drowning in paperwork. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1851 | Turns out he is a wicked warlock. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1852 | That's him, Mr. Exaggeration. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1853 | He's up to his ears. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1854 | Hey Larry, stop fucking around in there. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1855 | He's not the first person here to drown in paperwork." | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1856 | I warned him to digitize his work. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1857 | That’s our Chief of Accounting. He says that we are still under water. He can’t find the bottom for this year. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1858 | So, as you can see, no man is an iceberg. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1859 | Leave it to the old dudes to drown in paperwork when they could do it in digital. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1860 | His patent is for waterproof paperwork. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1861 | ''how did he do that and what happened '' | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1862 | He hasn’t been the same since his 300 pound weight loss. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1863 | He tends to get in over his head with each new project. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1864 | It’s called Sink or Swim. Apparently the artist was commissioned by the HR department.” | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1865 | He did say he was under water. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1866 | I know it’s your first day on the job but feel free to dive right in. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1867 | I told him climate change was real | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1868 | It's all being liquidated." | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1869 | How many people do you think picked Steve in this week's office pool? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1870 | I thought we were drowning in red ink. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1871 | Have you met Blob from Accounting? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1872 | The boss made it in his art therapy class. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1873 | He may be drowning in paperwork, but at least he’s not in over his head. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1874 | I heard Tim was dragging his feet on coming back to the office after working from home,but this is ridiculous. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1875 | The first thing to learn around here is, take everything he says literally. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1876 | Behold, the wicked witch of the east transgendered. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1877 | So what do you think? Is he coming up or going down? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1878 | My guess would be Lasix overdose. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1879 | Could be pressure...or just the thermostat." | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1880 | This is one of our experts. They get really immersed in their subject matters. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1881 | These 100 floor skyscrapers have so many maintenance problems | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1882 | Yes, there's still time to get into the office pool! | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1883 | we'll all reach the time in our lives when we're out of our depth, for Greg it was when he couldn't think of any new passwords | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1884 | He’s been slipping. It’s just a matter of time before he’s no longer with us. | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
1885 | Melted or Liquidated? Some don't make it back. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
1886 | It's his old excuse for not attending staff meetings. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1887 | You’ll want to avoid the water hazards, or incur a one-paycheck penalty. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1888 | We haven't figured out how to have the office pool work from home. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1889 | He's been drowning in these reports so I told him to get a grip. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1890 | This fuels BOTH of my recurring nightmares: the usual getting-stuck-in-quicksand dream; AND the variant where I’m so old and irrelevant at work that none of my co-workers helps me when I get stuck in quicksand. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1891 | We are rethinking the open floor plan. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
1892 | Don't ask him any questions. He's really swamped. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1893 | Dorothy didn’t like Gulch’s report calling for the elimination of the company’s Terrier Rescue Foundation. | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
1894 | Maybe we should turn the AC on | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1895 | It's the opposite of the Corporate Ladder. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
1896 | Oh, that's just my old physics professor. We made a rug out of him when he died. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1897 | Wow--The Wicked Mitch of the West can melt also! | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
1898 | I heard he regrets volunteering to run the office pool. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1899 | I'll contact Facilities after lunch about the quicksand problem. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1900 | So this is what a meltdown looks like | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
1901 | In his will he gave all that was left to the firm. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1902 | That’s Bob. He’s always swimming in ideas. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1903 | The building manager warned us about the quicksand. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1904 | One man's ceiling is another man's inbo | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1905 | Looks like Bob really stepped in it this time. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1906 | Fleeing the intern pool? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1907 | Must be a warlock | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
1908 | Get me a mop, I have to fire Bob. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
1909 | Caution, wet floor. | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
1910 | We had to liquidate. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1911 | ‘Drowning in work?’ So cheug, Boomer. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1912 | It's my complete indifference to the pain and suffering of others. I figured it out while not getting vaxed. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1913 | Poor Fred. He’s been that way all week. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1914 | He has been working on time portals for a decade but never gets past the 7th floor. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1915 | So I said we needed a better water cooler… | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1916 | It's honestly more wading than drowning in work. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1917 | Told him not to go into the office alone. | 1.2558 | 0.04733 | 86 | 64 | 22 | 0 |
1918 | With all the downsizing, he's the only one left in the steno pool. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1919 | They moved the water cooler last week and he's been at sea ever since. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1920 | His sorrows are gaining ground.” | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1921 | I thought "Frosty" was just his nickname. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1922 | Oh, yeah. I forgot you're new here. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1923 | I don't know, but he keeps talking about needing more liquidity. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1924 | Oh, that's the Wicked Rich of the Western Sales Division. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1925 | He's struggling to keep his head above water | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1926 | That's Bill. He's always such a mess on Mondays. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1927 | When he reads your report, you never know how he’s going to react. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1928 | Don't worry. This happens every time his team gets less than five stars on a customer satisfaction survey. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1929 | Just be careful once he starts to spawn. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1930 | The more you struggle, the worse it just gets. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1931 | "The IceMan Melteth | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1932 | You've heard of Dark Matter? He discovered Wet Matter. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1933 | He knew it was inevitable once he started proselytizing about bitcoin. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1934 | This building needs rest rooms on every floor. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | I'm tired of his old trope about drowning in paperwork. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1936 | It's the new company strategy to weed out the old dudes. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1937 | They’ve been working him really hard. He’s barely treading water. | 1.2549 | 0.05860 | 102 | 84 | 10 | 8 |
1938 | That’s the new peloton desk | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1939 | They call this the break room because there always seems to be a break in the ice. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
1940 | Quick! Sell all our stock. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
1941 | See I told you, no alligators | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
1942 | His stocks are all under water. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
1943 | This is the break room. Bill there is in charge of filling the water cooler. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
1944 | Ignore his cries of distress. It's just a pond. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
1945 | Should we help him? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1946 | All his investments are in liquid assets. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
1947 | He’s always drowning in his troubles. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1948 | The flooding is Biblical, but it hasn't really reached us yet. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1949 | That’s one aggressive Juice-Cleanse. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1950 | He's a bit of a drama queen - we're all drowning in work these days. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
1951 | It supposed to be a gag rug but it's not funny really | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1952 | You’re looking at your classic meltdown. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1953 | That's Phil, who as you can see is drowning in paperwork. Next, you'll meet Sally, who is getting crushed by deadlines. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1954 | Old school. Literally, drowns in paper work. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1955 | It's not a sinkhole Bob. Us cartoonists call it an inkhole. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1956 | That's how we dispose of our Baby Boomers. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1957 | Watch while he circles the drain! | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
1958 | Is this..Interstellar? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1959 | Quicksand was more common in his day. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1960 | ''This is nothing. Wait until high tide comes.' | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1961 | I wonder what they called that back before the nuclear age? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1962 | Yeah, once the job devours your soul, the rest isn’t far behind. Still want the position? | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
1963 | Don't worry, he's just an intern. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1964 | Talk about your meltdown . . . | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1965 | I guess it is hot in here | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1966 | I thought Carl was being figurative when he said he was drowning in work. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1967 | He was never the same after he wrote terminator 2! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1968 | He's drowning in thought | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1969 | And I thought he was in over his head. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1970 | Why does he have to do his "drowning in work" shtick in the break room? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1971 | Ted has always been awash with ideas | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1972 | Watch your step. The boss is trying to keep his head above water again | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1973 | He should have stayed remote. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
1974 | 'Henderson's not our first CFO to melt under the pressure." | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1975 | Someone should tell the boss we're drowning in work. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1976 | I just feed him, I don't know what they do in the apartment below. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1977 | He’s in way over his head. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1978 | Yeah, so, please remember to keep backups of your files. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1979 | We hope you’ll be an excellent replacement. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1980 | That contract is going to sink him | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
1981 | I think he stole my water bottle too. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1982 | He wasn't a fan of the live stream, looks like he prefers the live puddle | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1983 | Staff liquidity, look it up. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1984 | He says his time machine broke down mid-transfer | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1985 | I think they're trying out metaverse exile on the interns. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1986 | He melts every time he reads a new manuscript by a children's author. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1987 | He's been tasked with the climate file. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1988 | These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1989 | I mean, our paternity leave is only a week. How did he already forget about the quicksand? | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1990 | Oh, it’s just the new guy from the secretarial pool. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1991 | Since we returned to the office, poor Ed is feeling bogged down with paperwork. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1992 | Some people here drown in paperwork, others get buried in red tape. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1993 | That Brock account is a real quagmire. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1994 | Don't mind him, he's pooling his resources!" | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1995 | I didn't believe him when he said he was literally drowning in paperwork. | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1996 | George never did have much of a sense of vertical synergies | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1997 | Well, well, well. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1998 | I see Bob has joined the climate alarmists. | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
1999 | Turns out it's not just a cliche' | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2000 | Turns out Anderson and I, were both at Woodstock but 50 years apart…you can see him?…Right? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2001 | He went from swimming in paperwork to drowning in it. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2002 | Don't worry. The documents he is trying to leak are not confidential. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2003 | Climate change is a bitch. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2004 | It's sad. Paul's barely staying afloat. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2005 | He tried changing the watercooler. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2006 | He’s the best in deep dive reporting. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2007 | Don't sweat it, Barney. No one knows what a phrasal adjective is. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2008 | Ever get that sinking feeling at work? | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2009 | It's a global warming project. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2010 | Yeah, quicksand in the breakroom is bad... but the tar pits in Shipping are worse. Way worse. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2011 | Dan never could learn to just let go. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2012 | I told him to quit thrashing around, as that will only make you sink quicker. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2013 | He's drowning in paper work | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2014 | 'His fantasies about the 'steno pool' are beginning to manifest too strongly.' | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2015 | He forewarned that the paperwork would drown him. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2016 | Agree -- he looks wise. But, he should've learned how to swim. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2017 | What? His flying monkeys didn't clue you in? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2018 | Call HR. Mr. Burroughs melted again. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2019 | Legend has it, he's been stuck here since the 1900s. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2020 | And some still say that climate change isn’t real! That’s the third manager we’ve lost to melting this month. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2021 | Funny. He doesn't look like a Wicked Witch! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2022 | Please don't spill water on the accountants, they're math wizards. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2023 | He's the last remainder of the Ol'Steno Pool. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2024 | It's the latest perk. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2025 | Bruce has been swimming in paperwork all week. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2026 | You know these scientists; he’s about to get in over his head. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2027 | I told him to let the new policy sink in. | 1.2500 | 0.05100 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2028 | He is working remotely from the Maldives. I'm a bit jealous. | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2029 | That weird artist was here again. | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2030 | McGriddle explores the dark impulses that lurk below shiny surfaces. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2031 | When at first he said he was drowning in paper work, I just couldn't take him literally. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2032 | Don't worry, it's just symbolism. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2033 | Watch it. The floor can get slippery. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2034 | He choose poorly. He clicked on all the links from the climate conference | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2035 | Typing pool | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2036 | He can't drown, he's got two kids in college. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2037 | Looks like Kevin is still trying to rescue underwater mortgages. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2038 | Do you think his corner office is available? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2039 | We always warned him about spending too much time at the water cooler | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2040 | When he said he was in too deep, I thought he meant business. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2041 | He was always on thin ice here. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2042 | As its habitat shrinks and prey becomes increasingly scarce, the once mighty metadata specialist may one day go the way of the Linotype operator. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2043 | I probably deserve some.of the blame for this, but when Ted started talking about corporate liquidity, I just sort of zoned out. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2044 | You don't want to get assigned to his project. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2045 | It's to remind us not to get old. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2046 | Larry’s having a tough time coming back to the office. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2047 | Too much water cooler talk. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2048 | He’ll tell you he’s drowning in work but I suspect it’s a hot tub. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2049 | He's all washed up! | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2050 | Yeah, but below the surface, he’s running. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2051 | Antivaxxer, antimasker, maintaing social distancing . . . jury's still out. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2052 | Yeah, he's drowning in quicksand. Personally, I choose to avoid office drama. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2053 | He was just telling me how much he missed having a steno pool! | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2054 | He's trying to organize an office pool. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2055 | Here at Reality Metaphor, Inc., you get used to seeing this kind of thing every day. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2056 | I knew coming back into the office was a bad idea | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2057 | I know "the medium is the message," but it's dangerous. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2058 | You'll want to watch out for the interdimensional vortex | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2059 | You're gonna be overworked and underpaid until you end up like Fred over here, but no it's such a great opportunity for your career | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2060 | Your office should be ready in about three hours. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2061 | I told you his proposal couldn't hold water | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2062 | Unfortunately, another innocent victim of climate change. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2063 | And over here, you'll see Tony drowning in his work. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2064 | Whatever you do, avoid the weekly office pool. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2065 | Wanna toss him a line? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2066 | From what I understand, he’s drowning in his own work ethics; whatever that means. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2067 | On the bright side, it will be years before it happens to you. | 1.2476 | 0.04444 | 105 | 80 | 24 | 1 |
2068 | People are swamped. But on the plus side, at least you stay cool. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2069 | That's just Joe, another one of our washed up writers. | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
2070 | He was saying something about how God doesn't exist and then the next second, he begins not to exist. | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2071 | Liquidity. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2072 | Hunger amidst plenty | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2073 | He's okay-just up to his ears in paperwork. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2074 | He did say the meeting went swimmingly. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2075 | Mort always pulls his "I'm drowning in work" routine when he's asked to refill the coffee. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2076 | We pride ourselves on our melting pot | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2077 | Ignore Derek. He pops up to look over his notes from time to time. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2078 | It’s the newest C-suite summer perk!” | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2079 | Murphy insists he’s Aquaman! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2080 | I see Bob is doing his Joe Biden impression again. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2081 | Let this be a lesson. Treading water for 20 years and not once a promotion. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2082 | Man, he really was on thin ice with the boss! | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2083 | Oh, that. Old student loans. He's barely been keeping his head above water for years. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2084 | Looks like he really stepped in it." | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2085 | Yeah, since he turned 60, Steve has been barely able to keep his head above water in this place. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2086 | Did you know he was a witch? | 1.2471 | 0.04706 | 85 | 64 | 21 | 0 |
2087 | Weird. I always thought it was just a metaphor. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2088 | The new suggestion box is located about 6 feet below. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2089 | I didn't suppose the new hot spring would have any takers. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2090 | Initially George was quite pleased when he won the office pool. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2091 | I understand that it’s a rare variant of quicksand known as “quickcarpet.” | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2092 | Last week it was "busier than a one-armed paperhanger". | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2093 | Oh man, Herb fell into the secretarial pool again! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2094 | I’ve heard of drowning in paperwork, but in flooring?! | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2095 | Boy that office betting pool just keeps getting bigger... | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2096 | After the events of the past 2 years, the melt down was just a matter of time. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2097 | Now do you believe in climate change? | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2098 | His division is under water. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2099 | Quick sand. It's our new path to retirement. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2100 | He’s pooling his resources. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2101 | Bob was on a Zoom call,and got stuck somewhere between the cloud and the metaverse. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2102 | Okay, fine! I'll grant you one point. Sea levels are rising a little bit. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2103 | I think Literal Larry is trying to tell us something about his workload this week. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2104 | If you're looking for work-life balance, this company is probably not for you. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2105 | Immersion Therapy is making a comeback, | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2106 | He's probably one of those guys who drives through high, standing water. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2107 | Like I told you, Johanna burned out and now Fred just melted down! | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2108 | Dorothy in HR says it was an accident. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2109 | We're all just treading water here -- some of us more literally than others. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2110 | Now that’s taking ‘literal’ to a whole new level!” | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2111 | Excuse the scuttlebutt, but Gerry seems lost at sea. | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
2112 | It's not the same secretarial pool you saw on Mad Men." | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2113 | We should have paid more attention when he said that he was drowning in paper. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2114 | He was singing "Thumpety, thump, thump. Look at Frosty go" -- when, all of a sudden, this happened. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2115 | Some of the oldsters didn't believe that our going paperless wasn't a mirage | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2116 | Just wait till you meet the "other" interns before you make any decisions | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2117 | I'm glad they finally kicked Newton out of the meeting for his obsessive drilling down on every little detail. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2118 | Yeah, corporate quicksand, pretty deadly, best to avoid. | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
2119 | I thought that it was the stock market that would have the next meltdown. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2120 | He's always complaining he's swamped with work. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2121 | It’s sink or swim around here. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2122 | If you do nothing, a plum job in marketing might open up. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2123 | Covid seems to be mutating fast. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2124 | I hear his sister's the Wicked Witch of the West. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2125 | He didn’t want to retire . So we threw him in quicksand. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2126 | That's why it's good to be proactive. Dave's drowning in his own work. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2127 | We often hear about the Glass Ceiling, but not the Watery Abyss. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2128 | His email backlog hit fifty thousand. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2129 | He clearly is not eighth floor material. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2130 | He did a deep dive on a few files. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2131 | The corrective action plan isn’t working, but we can’t find anyone to pull the plug. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2132 | It turns out that Dave can’t even be in the same room as a water cooler. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2133 | At least he’s not snowed in. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2134 | Amazingly, upon the end of the work-at-home protocol, Felson has been the only one to both sink and swim. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2135 | Do NOT mess with Dorothy, the new intern. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2136 | That’s our editor, he’s always drowning in work. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2137 | Don’t worry about Charles; he actually likes to brag that he’s always swamped with work… | 1.2442 | 0.04804 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2138 | So embarrassing it happened right outside the Men's Room! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2139 | It's sink or swim in this office. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2140 | So here’s the kitchen, the break room, and the 10 foot deep body of water that looks like a shallow puddle. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2141 | You, know sometimes the old guard goes to extremes to dramatize how their drowning in over work. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2142 | He still hasn't figured out the right work/puddle balance. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2143 | He said he was looking for the secretarial pool. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2144 | If those are the Johnson files, we'd better save them. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2145 | I don’t really give a dam. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2146 | Jim, happy hour! Let's go! | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2147 | And you wanna be my latex salesman. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2148 | climate change is hitting pretty hard this year | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2149 | Getting back to the office has been a struggle for some. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2150 | And Bob handles liquidation. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2151 | He's been here far too long. He's drowning in his own irrelevance | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2152 | The guys on twelve came up with Tech Sand. Sure, it'll swallow him, but he'll pop out in Silicon Valley with a six-figure bonus. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2153 | The oldies are clueless, the job description was demanding but clear. You will either sink OR swim ! | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2154 | After the new quicksand pit, water cooler usage dropped 40%. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2155 | Drat! Maintenance still hasn't fixed that interdimensional portal. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2156 | They just asked him to "sink or swim"!! | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2157 | In another decade, I would have saved him." | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2158 | That's Jim. Drowning in paperwork. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2159 | Poor Guy! His mortgage is underwater, and now this! | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2160 | And management still says that workplace climate change doesn't exist. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2161 | Oh, him? No one really knows what he does around here. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2162 | He's like most of us: we don't expect to find quicksand on the 12th floor of an office building. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2163 | He's absolutely swamped... | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2164 | He insists that floating his ideas has better results. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2165 | The pool of candidates is really drying up! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2166 | You know, I always thought he was a little wishy washy. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2167 | I told him he had to factor in global warming. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2168 | Too much water cooler conversation. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2169 | He’s taking the whole “drowning in paperwork” a bit too literally. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2170 | He told me he was swamped and now I believe him. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2171 | I'd help but the corporate ladder is so Gen Y. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2172 | It''s always been evolve or die. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2173 | Before his next review he should consider changing deodorants. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2174 | He overdid it to get rid of his burnout | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2175 | We call his condition H2 oh hell no. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2176 | Instead of the usual standing desk, we often provide associates with swimming desks. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2177 | Yeah, and I hear there's a sinkhole on five. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
2178 | Salt, apparently. Saves personnel from getting involved. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2179 | Since working from home he only feels comfortable being seen from the chest up" | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2180 | Well, I guess he wasn't kidding when he said, "If they don't fix the AC in my office soon, I'm going to melt". | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2181 | Look what finally emerged from the glacier. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2182 | He's probably regretting the "Sink or Swim" directive for new hires. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2183 | So, this is our ageist exhibit. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2184 | Poor guy! He must be an ancestor of the Wicked Witch of the West. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2185 | It’s quicksand. We told him to watch his step. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2186 | No, I don't think the infrastructure bill will help him. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2187 | Yep, another workplace meltdown. | 1.2429 | 0.05549 | 70 | 54 | 15 | 1 |
2188 | Boomers are *always* complaining about being swamped at work. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2189 | I hear he’s struggling to keep his head above water. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2190 | The last I knew he was entering data into Quicken. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2191 | Every once in a while our human resource manager has a meltdown. Don't worry. He's really glad you're here. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2192 | He got really used to working on the beach during the pandemic. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2193 | I heard he couldn't stand the heat. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2194 | His reports on global warming are so detailed. | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2195 | He’s drowning in debt so I advised him to liquidate. | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2196 | That's our chief lobbyist and his swamp." | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2197 | Boomers just can't adapt to the modern workplace. | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2198 | Turns out the "treading desk" is more ergonomic than the old "stand up desk" | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2199 | At one time he made a big splash on this campus. | 1.2419 | 0.05946 | 62 | 48 | 13 | 1 |
2200 | That’s going to be hard to explain. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2201 | It's a rug -slash- comment on late-stage capitalism. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2202 | Don't get involved. We were just talking about NFTs, cryptocurrencies, and videogame livestreaming and he said 'Nothing makes sense anymore' and started melting. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2203 | Mind the tar pit. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2204 | This could be you 25 years from now. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2205 | Fishing for compliments I see. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2206 | I warned him, but he really stepped in it this time! | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2207 | They're easing him into retirement. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2208 | You saw him wave his fiery broomstick at me, right? | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2209 | I never thought climate change would affect our industry | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2210 | It didn't seem that deep this morning!?!? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2211 | That’s Aaron. He’s been treading water for years. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2212 | I feel the same way after staff meetings. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2213 | Looks like Stan's drowning in paperwork again. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2214 | I thought he was exaggerating when he said he was drowning in work. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2215 | Wow, he actually IS treading water! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2216 | Poor Ham, He finally resolved himself into a dew. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2217 | I wouldn't bother him, he likes working under pressure | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2218 | That's the editor. He's having another meltdown over picking a winning caption. | 1.2410 | 0.06320 | 83 | 69 | 8 | 6 |
2219 | Let me introduce you to the company's newest productivity booster. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2220 | Oh no, he fell into Quicken sand! | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2221 | I guess he wasn’t kidding about being swamped with work this week | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2222 | I’ve ALWAYS said that participating in office pools is a bad bet. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2223 | See! Trickle-down economics finally working. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2224 | That's his 3rd meltdown this month. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2225 | I've always wanted to have one of those really deep thinkers work for me. Now I have one. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2226 | It's our retirement test. If he gets out, we give him another five years. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2227 | He went from burnout to total meltdown. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2228 | Well, they pitch it as some kind of indoor pool; but really I have no idea. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2229 | It looks like Ted is getting in over his head again. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2230 | These Cartoon Editors love dramatic meltdowns. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2231 | The boss told him to sink or swim...I guess he's still trying to decide which one works best... | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2232 | We're trying Kevin out in our secretarial pool. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2233 | That's Bill. He writes our crossword puddles | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2234 | Jim really immerses himself in his work. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2235 | He's been cancelled for spreading disinformation around the water cooler. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2236 | I told you Fred needed more help in accounting. He’s drowning over there.” | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2237 | I told him to not watch Wizard of Oz on company time. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2238 | He is drowning in a puddle of his own making. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2239 | Talk about a meltdown! I wonder what's in those papers? | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2240 | Our onboarding process can be a bit sink or swim. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2241 | You know Jeff was looking forward to retirement. His savings took a hit, now he is stuck here at work. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2242 | I hard the company downstairs was in danger of going under. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2243 | It’s Bill’s last day. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2244 | It’s not funny anymore. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2245 | We couldn't find any security guards to hire, so this was the easist way to escort them out | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2246 | He's drowning in work. Pretty typical around this place. Bring some floaties tomorrow. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2247 | Yeah, a lot of the old-timers have just gone right back to drowning in their work. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2248 | The water cooler chats are back. | 1.2400 | 0.05143 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2249 | He's been treading water ever since he got that last promotion. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2250 | Look who fell into the typing pool | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2251 | Oh, he wasn't kidding when he said he was drowning at work | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2252 | ‘It’s a Kapoor.’ | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2253 | He told me he was drowning in paperwork, but i didn't believe him. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2254 | He is our new CEO, he literally likes to wade through the books. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2255 | Everyone has an occasional meltdown figuratively, but not old take-everything-literally Bob. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2256 | Poor Joe, he's drowning in work. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2257 | I guess he meant it when he said he was swamped. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2258 | He's one of those Method actors. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2259 | Somebody should call Maintenance about the air conditioning | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2260 | That was Watercooler 1.0… | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2261 | Never doubt that guy. He somehow finds a way to crawl out of the mess he makes. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2262 | Don’t encourage him. He’s doing that “wicked witch” thing again ! | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2263 | When I say office politics can be a quagmire, I mean it. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2264 | He's a slippery fellow. | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2265 | I thought he was speaking figuratively when he said he was swamped with work. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2266 | I've heard they're making Office Safety training mandatory this year. | 1.2394 | 0.05101 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 0 |
2267 | There's nothing worse than that sinking feeling you get, when you really screw up | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2268 | I knew he'd melt down eventually. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2269 | He says it's how he avoids drowning in paperwork. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2270 | Someone is either joining or leaving the office pool. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2271 | None of the old-school people still here were told about the quicksand and the chief likes it that way. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2272 | He used to do his laps at home. This was the only way to get him back to the office. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2273 | It's so embarrassing to fall for a phishing test. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2274 | That's Spitz, our pool reporter. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2275 | Maintenance was quite clear: Let it finish drying out before we touch it. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2276 | Glinda's Wicked Dad ? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2277 | It’s the wicked auditor of the west. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2278 | That’s why you never try to cross standing water. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2279 | he’s not drowning in work; he’s just immersed in it. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2280 | Was his sister from the east- or was it the west side? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2281 | There is a sign up sheet for the think tank. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2282 | Some are taking this return-to-office harder than others. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2283 | He takes the concept of liquid assets way too seriously. | 1.2381 | 0.05863 | 63 | 49 | 13 | 1 |
2284 | All of us think we're just treading water, but he's actually doing it!! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2285 | Oh, that’s John from accounting. His job is to remind us we’re only a quarter or two away from being completely underwater. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2286 | We also have treadmill desks if you'd prefer that to treading water. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2287 | Nothing a pizza party can't solve | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2288 | I am swamped" karma finally comes through | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2289 | And he still won’t allow us to adjust the thermostat. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2290 | Poor Jack, He's flooded with work again. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2291 | This is going to make some great,"water cooler gossip". | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2292 | Fred’s in almost over his head. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2293 | Until maintenance fixes this, use the bathroom on the left. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2294 | The guy tries so hard to blend in. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2295 | We like to keep our employees on their toes. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2296 | You'd be replacing Fred. He's always under water with his work! | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2297 | The breakroom mud sauna is an acquired taste. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2298 | The staff got bored with the yoga classes, ping-pong table, and nap pods. So we put in a swimming hole. | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2299 | It's sink or swim if you want to succeed in the accounting department. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2300 | I thought that 'red ink' thing was a metaphor. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2301 | Did you hear that podcast about empathy being the most important trait to help us get positive performance reviews from our direct reports? So I decided I’m going to be empathetic. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2302 | Seen it. Covered it. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2303 | Woodward is always trying to make waves about some sort of information leak. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2304 | Getting in on the ground floor has its problems. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2305 | We're diversifying our portfolio. Less stocks, more ponds. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2306 | I told him not to play with Silly Putty | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2307 | He spent too much time by the water cooler. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2308 | I'd never have guessed that Elphaba was trans | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2309 | Everyone warned him that the ice was too thin. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2310 | Oh yeah, it's super weird. But they install a new installation each month, so it's cool. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
2311 | It's just the Friday meltdown. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2312 | Amazing how that solvent works only on old-timers and even dissolves orthotics! | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2313 | So a few things to watch out for: Doris in HR, Harold in Accounting, and this quicksand patch. Hey, Fred. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2314 | He never really got over that he swam in college. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2315 | I just read his memoir “Notes From a Hot Kitchen”. | 1.2368 | 0.06720 | 76 | 64 | 6 | 6 |
2316 | Dali was the designer. What do you think? | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2317 | He traded in his standing treadmill desk for one of these. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2318 | At least he's not underwater | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2319 | It's a cautionary hologram of a floundering partner. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2320 | I guess Bob wasn't kidding when he said he was going to be drowning in paperwork today. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2321 | We call it the metafloor. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2322 | It’s ironic that this is a plumbing company. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2323 | Our accountant is drowning in red ink! | 1.2366 | 0.04561 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2324 | Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, not here my friend. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2325 | I think he meant bitch, not witch | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2326 | Head above water? I still don’t think he is drowning with work | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2327 | He didn't like his treamill desk. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
2328 | The boss thinks his ideas are all wet. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2329 | We should probably throw him a landline. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2330 | We’ll have to reschedule. Joe got sucked into something. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2331 | The head of our IT section. He always has a meltdown when we send paper memos! | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2332 | He’s taking the office pool a little too literally. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2333 | ... so another dinosaur finds his tar pit, I guess. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2334 | This new desk is great for your back. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2335 | When it comes to our think tank , this guy’s a genius | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2336 | He claims he's drowning in a sea of bureaucracy. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2337 | I didn’t realize you meant it literally! | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2338 | Boy, he's really taking a bath on that office renovation. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2339 | He just dissolved after reading the brief. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2340 | Tom, do you see a guy swimming his way out of the floor? No, and neither do you unless you want to do all of that extra paperwork for HR | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2341 | Ralph’s been spreading himself too thin lately | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2342 | They really threw the new guy into the deep end this time. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2343 | No, he's not drowning in paperwork...just having a return-to-office meltdown. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2344 | Resignation or the tar pit. We all get there one day. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2345 | We knew he was an old fashioned "technocrab" softy but we didn't think he'd melt under the pressure. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2346 | He is the boss so if he wants an indoor pool he can have it. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2347 | I know we were going to liquidate our assets but our employees? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2348 | None of his theories hold water | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2349 | If he weren’t still using paper, he wouldn’t be drowning in paperwork. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2350 | And over here is the small talk sand trap. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2351 | Someone should tell him to stop drowning himself in paperwork. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2352 | What part of 'the beware random holes in the floor' memo did you not get? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2353 | When he said he was drowning in his work, I thought he was speaking metaphorically. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2354 | If you prefer, we could make it a simple pay cut. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2355 | Mel always exaggerates. It's only a puddle of paperwork. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2356 | He claims the prospect of imminent drowning helps him focus | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2357 | Around here it's sink or swim. Guess which he is. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2358 | They wanted to make him head of overseas operations, but he’s happier just being a big fish in his own little pond. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2359 | That’s our new training program. He’ll either sink or swim. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2360 | I simply asked him to fill it out in triplicate. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2361 | He really has been swamped with paperwork lately. What he needs now is a poolside bar! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2362 | He said computers only take up desk space. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2363 | Wow, Phil wasn’t exaggerating when he said he was drowning in work! | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2364 | He said he was swamped | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2365 | Up to his neck in it again. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2366 | He’s an invertebrate New Yorker. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2367 | I always put in the wrong meeting code | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2368 | You have to really watch for the 2oclock quicksand! | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
2369 | He calls it 'Thinking outside the liter-box.' | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2370 | Poor guy, first his house went underwater and now this. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2371 | He claims he’s the victim of a corporate witch hunt. | 1.2346 | 0.06400 | 81 | 68 | 7 | 6 |
2372 | I guess Sam missed the fine print when he declined early retirement. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2373 | I told him to lay off eating radish, algae and bamboo fiber, but he wouldn't listen. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2374 | It’s the new tankless water heater | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2375 | At some point each of us has to decide…hell or high water. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2376 | Because he managed to ruin his Kindle. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2377 | Thank God He’s not in Hot ? Water | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2378 | Don't mind Johnson. He's a global warming "Chicken Little." | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2379 | He's under water with his home mortgage, but does he have to make such a fuss about it at work? | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2380 | He’s been here so long he actually believes there is a secretarial pool. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2381 | Yeah, but micro-dosing also gives you a creative edge.” | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2382 | He always takes things so literally. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2383 | I said, 'Lake!' Did he listen? No. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2384 | You'd think Maintenance would stay on top of stuff like that. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2385 | Marv, can we get you anything from Starbucks? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2386 | They really should find a better way to let a person know they had a bad performance review. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2387 | Ted is responsible for negotiating our vaccination policy. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2388 | His poetry is too deep for me. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2389 | Don't bother asking Bob. He's always swamped. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2390 | It's a sink-or-swim kind of culture here. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2391 | There's hazards everywhere around here - | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
2392 | This is how 'upward mobility' works in our firm. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2393 | He sounded upbeat -- something about the document getting his juices going. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2394 | He did complain he was swamped. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2395 | He had been stealing Wite-Out from the office for years. I guess it finally caught up with him. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2396 | He's a bad delegator. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2397 | Looks like Smitty there really IS drowning... | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2398 | Should we try to rescue him? He said he was drowning in paperwork. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2399 | This is a simulation of what’s happening at the polar caps. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2400 | It's his new big idea, the Wetaverse. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
2401 | He's been in over his head since he started" | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2402 | I wish I could help, but not everybody can keep up with the change of terrain around here. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2403 | early retirement has sent him into a protoplasmic meltdown. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2404 | That’s David. His water breaks are a bit different from ours. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2405 | Mondays, am I right? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2406 | He insisted on the latest in orthopedic back support | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2407 | He’s been complaining for years that he’s drowning in paperwork. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2408 | He's pooling his assets. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2409 | and I can't even get decaf. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2410 | Drowning in paper work. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2411 | We pride ourselves on our sink-or-swim work ethic here. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2412 | I think that new girl with the ruby slippers threw something at him. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2413 | Drowning in paperwork is a relative term | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2414 | Typically, the next step is a deeper dive. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2415 | That's Mitch, our in-house metaphor for writer's block. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2416 | The writer's pool ain't what it used to be... | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2417 | I guess we should change that sign to say, “slippery when wet….and deep!” | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2418 | We’ve gotta stop publishing these shipwreck stories. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2419 | The office Roomba is so life like | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2420 | I know he said he was drowning in debt, but is it really necessary to make a public spectacle of it? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2421 | It's just another Wi-Fi surge. Call tech support. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2422 | For the last time, it's dissolving, not melting. | 1.2333 | 0.05997 | 60 | 47 | 12 | 1 |
2423 | Poor guy was just liquidated by the firm. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2424 | Silly Boomers, always drowning in paper. | 1.2333 | 0.05923 | 90 | 75 | 9 | 6 |
2425 | He’s a real team player. The team is water polo. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2426 | In his young days he could swim all the way to the main office | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2427 | OK I admit it, I do sometimes wish that our new CEO wasn't a guy being sucked into the past by a rapidly-expanding time portal--but the other option was a woman. | 1.2333 | 0.07653 | 60 | 51 | 4 | 5 |
2428 | He's under water with his mortgage... | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2429 | Harry thinks being the first one in gives him a better chance to win the office pool | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2430 | All he said was, ‘I’m melting, I’m melting. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2431 | I've heard that he totally immerses himself in his work, now I get it. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2432 | We couldn't afford a hot tub. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2433 | Really? No one ever drowns in 'paperwork' these days! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2434 | We're short staffed and have had to pool our resources. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2435 | I don't think we should get involved | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2436 | This is what happens when you refuse to go paperless! | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2437 | When he said,"drowning in opportunity",I didn't think he meant it literally. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2438 | He couldn´t help to be immersed in his self. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2439 | Uncanny, really, that’s exactly where Gloria melted last year | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2440 | "As you can see, Dad's stuck in the mud, but too proud to accept help from his children." | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2441 | Tough stuff, that flop sweat. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2442 | You've heard of the standing desk? That's a swimming desk | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2443 | We take “the floor is lava” very seriously here. | 1.2329 | 0.04981 | 73 | 56 | 17 | 0 |
2444 | So that’s what they meant when they said we were going into liquidation. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2445 | He is in under his head | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2446 | Another climate change denier who just found out his vacation house is under water. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2447 | The old crew is slowly melting away | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2448 | He’s always up to his neck in something. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2449 | I thought quicksand might be a deterrent but, it’s a really good workout! | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2450 | They said the merger would be painless but they didn't say that it was with another dimension. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2451 | You'll see we have a bit of a sink or swim philosophy here. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2452 | Greg has been swamped this week. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2453 | Office pools just aren't quite what they're cracked up to be these days | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2454 | Would you please stop reminding him about account liquidity, solubility, and fluidity?? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2455 | I’d help him, but he misgendered me, so… | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2456 | This new sculpture is not making me feel like hanging in the lunchroom. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2457 | Out accountant seems to be out of his depth in dealing with the company's liquidity issues. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2458 | It was that or a sit-stand desk. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2459 | These meltdowns! He’s not getting his work done and the housekeeping crew is going bonkers. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2460 | What stage of Scrum is this again? | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2461 | As you can see, our policy is to pool institutional knowledge. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2462 | Boomers. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2463 | Leave him alone. He always said this job was sink or swim. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2464 | We’re trying out some new hybrid work environments. | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
2465 | Literally drowning in work. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2466 | I warned him it is a sink or swim company | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2467 | We find it's actually more humane than forced retirement plus we save a fortune on gold watches. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2468 | Oh, that’s Meltdown Mike. You’ll get used to him. | 1.2317 | 0.05147 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2469 | He has been swimming in a puddle of new ideas | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2470 | The applicant pool was competitive so we decided to add a swim test. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2471 | Have a meltdown -- fine. But this is ridiculous. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2472 | Typical Boomer, exaggerating about 'drowning' in paperwork when his head is still above water. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2473 | I wish Biden’s infrastructure plan would hurry up and get going…. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2474 | He is always up to his ears in work | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2475 | Don't mind him. He's always complaining about drowning in work. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2476 | That reminds me, I need to hit the pool after work today. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2477 | should we call a plumber or a doctor | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2478 | Im drowning in paperwork | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2479 | He DID say he was drowning in expense reports. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2480 | White out quicksand. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2481 | I know. I get that, but it's sink or swim around here... | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2482 | I wouldn’t bother asking him, he’s swimming in work” | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2483 | We are having a problem with the plumbing downstairs. | 1.2308 | 0.04262 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2484 | Wow, that was weird. Why did he just call you 'Dorothy'? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2485 | We’re all drowning in paperwork, but George gets dramatic. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2486 | He's always been a guy who drowns in little water. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2487 | It's a Hot Tub Fetish.... | 1.2308 | 0.04801 | 78 | 60 | 18 | 0 |
2488 | I believe he’s swimming in paperwork. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2489 | He covers his incontinence by claiming to be drowning in paperwork. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2490 | Since you’re new, you won’t be drowning in work. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2491 | We take our metaphors literally here. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2492 | Not to worry, he's the Wicked Witch of Accounting. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2493 | The steno pool is so outdated it’s like a sinking ship. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2494 | He has always been out of his depth. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2495 | I think all of us are tiring of Phil's "Wicked Witch of the West" impersonation. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2496 | We called the police first by mistake. I thought someone said he was stuck in a poodle. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2497 | One day management says you're walking on water, the next day, well... | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2498 | First time I’ve seen someone literally drowning in debt. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2499 | Yeah, he’s swamped. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2500 | You're right—we should do something to improve our talent pool. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2501 | We offered Greg early retirement or quicksand. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2502 | He fought the switch to digital, now he's drowning in paperwork. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2503 | His position was liquidated. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2504 | Like I keep saying, if you don't strike a good work/life balance you'll drown. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2505 | Remind me to sell my stock | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2506 | The teleportation project is currently in a pretty liquid state. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2507 | Oh, that's just Wet Steve. He's in charge of work-flow. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2508 | Theodore is so busy that he can barely keep his head above water! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2509 | He went off the deep end! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2510 | Not what I imagined a secretarial pool was like | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2511 | Careful... He won't be the last to slowly drown in office politics. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2512 | At least he isn't drowning in work." "No, he effortlessly keeps his head above water. I don't know how he does it! | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2513 | Bob’s had a hard time transitioning back to the office. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2514 | Pay no attention. He's been drowning in his own ineptness since we hired him. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2515 | I keep warning them about office pools. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2516 | Will he sink or swim? | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2517 | It's not a sink hole, it's a 'senior hole.' It's replacing seniority. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2518 | When he said he was drowning in work I didn't take him literally. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2519 | I guess Dorothy got him. | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2520 | It's too bad because we thought he'd make it out of the building after escaping the R.O.U.S. in the boardroom. | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2521 | Ned goes overboard with metrics. | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2522 | We generally discourage those drowning in work to leave their office. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2523 | We're taking bets on how long until the Boomer develops a better approach to managing his email. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2524 | Swamped again! But staying alive. | 1.2297 | 0.04923 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 0 |
2525 | Professor Johnson sure gets immersed in his work. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2526 | Man, that's the second guy from Antarctica who's really feeling the heat. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2527 | Still, working atop a frozen lake saves a lot on AC | 1.2295 | 0.07165 | 61 | 51 | 6 | 4 |
2528 | Wow - the office has really sucked him in! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2529 | He's been drowning in debt for years. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2530 | I think our new deal is falling through. | 1.2292 | 0.04312 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2531 | Yeah he’s one of our hydration researchers. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2532 | He's the last of the typing pool and fully expects the typewriter to make a comeback when we're all forced to conserve energy. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2533 | He just transferred to the Cruise Division of Royco Waystar | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2534 | He's a bit theatrical. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2535 | I don’t know, I guess the carpool just wasn’t his thing. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2536 | It's a preposition problem. He thinks the phrase is "drowning AT work." | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2537 | This guy is always in hot water. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2538 | You can't get any work done around here with this pool. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2539 | Well he did say he was drowning in paperwork. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2540 | I told you your proposal was way too deep for management. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2541 | So much for the office pool. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2542 | Our management philosophy is, ‘We won’t drown you in work, but if you don’t hit your numbers, we might drown you at work.’ | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2543 | Yeah, so, a lot of people think management is being metaphorical about the training program here, but as you can see, they're not. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2544 | When he said he was drowning in paperwork,he wasn't kidding. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2545 | Oh, that's just Sam from Intuit QuickSands | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2546 | I’m just saying overall it’s a good company though, right? | 1.2289 | 0.04640 | 83 | 64 | 19 | 0 |
2547 | Funny,in his interview he said he could hit the ground running | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2548 | So over here, we have our lower paying clients. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2549 | It's sad. He's been swimming upstream since he was hired. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2550 | We are an embodiment of the cold-hearted cynicism of our times. | 1.2289 | 0.06258 | 83 | 70 | 7 | 6 |
2551 | Let him mop himself up, otherwise he'll never learn. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2552 | It’s a recent work by Beeple. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2553 | He takes everything literally! | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
2554 | Come hell or high water Joe gets the job done. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2555 | Its one of those new 3D rugs, | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2556 | Boomers. Who understands 'em? | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2557 | I tried to warn him about using Quicken for finances. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2558 | Welcome to Medicare. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2559 | He always has a meltdown before board meetings. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2560 | Our sculpture installation “drowning in red tape” helped stream line operations. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2561 | When I say “I’m drowning in paperwork,” I’m not, like, actually drowning. Also, who even uses paper? Jeff, tho - wow. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2562 | Bill Yard is the only one to enter the office pool yet. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2563 | He's fully liquidated. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2564 | So, how many years have you worked for Mirage? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2565 | It’s his “shattered water-cooler” routine. He loves to play it on new hires. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2566 | I did not realize NYC also had mud season. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2567 | I told maintenance to mop that up this morning! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2568 | Yesterday he was only drowning in paperwork. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2569 | Looks like he really did have ice in his veins | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2570 | Poor guy..he's flooded | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2571 | You've heard of a slippery slope? Well, this is the befuddled puddle. | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2572 | We're draining the swamp | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2573 | Larry resisted going digital and how he is drowning in paperwork. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2574 | We make no secret of our "sink or swim" culture. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2575 | He had a meltdown about having to come back into the office. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2576 | He studies climate change . It’s really affecting him personally! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2577 | You will get used to Dick’s emotional meltdown after BOD reviews | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2578 | This job consumes each of us in different ways... | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2579 | OK, maybe he’s not in over his head — but he’s drowning just the same! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2580 | We see this company as a melting pot of people and ideas" | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2581 | They can’t afford to fire people anymore, so they just water them down. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2582 | Poor guy, his portfolio is under water. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2583 | Sometimes it can be sink or swim around here. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2584 | You never can tell how deep water is at first glance. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2585 | Don’t worry. He said things are going swimmingly. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2586 | Remote office synchronicity | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2587 | So that's the culprit who has been drinking the water cooler dry! | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2588 | Looks like we've found the source of the leaks. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2589 | That ending of yours reduced him to tears. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2590 | I've always said he's swimming in it. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2591 | And I thought I was drowning in work. | 1.2273 | 0.05832 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
2592 | Halloween was last week, Ken. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
2593 | The Wicked Witch of the West isn't the only one susceptible to water, apparently? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2594 | Drowning in work has taken on a new meaning | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2595 | We've had a dip in sales | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2596 | That's not exactly what I meant when I asked him to meet me at the pool hall after work. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2597 | He said he remembers when the first cell phones came out and then this crazy vortex appeared. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2598 | I told you Reardon would be in over his head. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2599 | Still water runs deep. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2600 | That's Sid. He's on thin ice around here. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2601 | I guess the new guy took our sink or swim culture literally. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2602 | I've only been here two weeks and I know to avoid the quicksand. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2603 | DO YOU THINK THAT A RUBBER DUCKY WILL HELP? | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2604 | Don't fall for his act... the guy's lazy. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2605 | I bet that's why we found Lisa's glasses on the copy room floor last week. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2606 | At least he is sober today | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2607 | I like the new carpet! | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2608 | He's been like that since last Friday, so the boss is suing the quicksand subcontractor. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2609 | I thought Dorothy was on vacation. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2610 | Don't stare. He's just trying to keep his head above the water. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2611 | When Hadley gets immersed in a project, he goes all the way. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2612 | He really missed the water cooler during remote work. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2613 | He said was drowning in flood of paperwork. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2614 | Fred is really giving a new meaning to “drowning at work.” | 1.2264 | 0.05154 | 106 | 90 | 9 | 7 |
2615 | A classic I'm-in-over-my-head-and-need-help-on-this-assignment move. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2616 | I always feel like Frank is in over his head. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2617 | There are also opportunities for downward mobility. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2618 | He said he was literally drowning in work, but we thought he was just speaking metaphorically. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2619 | Poor Ed He’s drowning in paperwork | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2620 | IT still hasn't updated the interdimensional portal-ware. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2621 | He became obsessed with the office pool | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2622 | OSHA had a fit, until we pointed out the merman loophole. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2623 | He’s editing the Timothy Leary manuscript. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2624 | Bob has never been able to handle criticism. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2625 | We found putting in a soaking tub in the break room was a good incentive to get people back to the office. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2626 | Look,same old,same old. Hank never cleans up his wet spot. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2627 | I guess we know now where the septic tank is located. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2628 | If he would just use the computer, he wouldn't be drowning in paperwork. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2629 | There's Bob, pooling his resources again. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2630 | That's such a ludicrous drawing it would be just the kind of idiocy one would expect to see in the New Yorker caption contest! | 1.2258 | 0.05433 | 93 | 79 | 8 | 6 |
2631 | I warned him that if he took that project that he would be drowning in work. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2632 | Clearly, puddle jumping is a young man's game. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2633 | He lost all his bones in last night's casino meeting. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2634 | He’s taking this office pool thing too literally. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2635 | Yeah, his head back above water. Now we need him to go paperless. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2636 | Looks like he lost the office poil | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2637 | Like sand through an hourglass, those were the last days of Ed’s monotonous corporate life. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2638 | Apparently, the data pool is deeper than we thought. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2639 | I guess it's true; you can drown in paperwork | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2640 | Great architect. But Franklin Lloyd Wright just could not resist a flat roof. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2641 | I told him that case was too hot to handle… | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2642 | I'm drowning in paperwork you bitches. | 1.2254 | 0.04994 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
2643 | Johnson has the coolest office on this floor. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2644 | It appears he is drowning in work,he was swimming in it last week! | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2645 | He's drowning in his own witticisms | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2646 | He wasn't kidding when he says he's up to his neck in problems. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2647 | It’s best not to use “reply all”. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2648 | Human Resources says that we can’t discuss this with him. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2649 | Well, we did promise he’d feel right at home | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2650 | I'm definitely skipping next year's office pool. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2651 | Quick Stan | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2652 | It's been three days since trying to figure out his character's point of no return in his screenplay. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2653 | In this industry, once you're 45 you're liquidated. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2654 | I can’t believe Internal Affairs hasn’t found the leak. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2655 | He's so old school he's convinced we still have a typing pool. | 1.2250 | 0.06408 | 80 | 68 | 6 | 6 |
2656 | I think Steve will be in over his head soon. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2657 | Charles here, is in charge of the office water club. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2658 | OK. A few tips for this company. Never drink something you're offered out of the blue, look on top of suspicious half-open doors, check your back for Post-its, oh .. and don't step on mats that maybe shouldn't be there. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2659 | Yeah, Pete sees better with his new reading glasses. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2660 | Ever since his secretary left, Jack has done nothing but complain that he’s overworked. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2661 | It’s like a swamp in here | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2662 | It appears Bruce is doing his own research again. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2663 | Boy, that is a REAL meltdown | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2664 | You're right, I guess we should put up a sign there. "CAUTION: AVOID FRANK." | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2665 | So, uh…you carry a purse now? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2666 | I told him to let me know if he ever again got up to his neck in this work. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2667 | I told him we should pool our resources. | 1.2247 | 0.04449 | 89 | 69 | 20 | 0 |
2668 | Old desk clerks never die. They just disappear into the office watering hole. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2669 | One too many days of drinking from the fire hose. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2670 | I heard him say he was going out for a quick sandwich | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2671 | The guy you're replacing has struggled to keep up. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2672 | Even the best of us sometimes melt under pressure. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2673 | I hear that a new office might be opening up. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2674 | He said he wanted to get back into the swim. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2675 | That’s Tim, he started a week ago, but candidly I don’t think he’s going to make it. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2676 | Don't worry he has a life jacket. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2677 | Yeah, he’s really drowning in paperwork | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2678 | Tom, I know you're drowning in work, but keep keep your head above water. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2679 | This new company plan to make android temp workers out of ice cream is just not going to work out. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2680 | Huh, Fred's Monday morning meltdown again. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2681 | He probably regrets not accepting my offer to convert his paper files. | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2682 | I told you Brian was out of his depth.. | 1.2241 | 0.06046 | 58 | 46 | 11 | 1 |
2683 | He never follows budgets. His project is underwater. | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2684 | You've heard of the glass ceiling? That's the quicksand floor. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2685 | He was demoted to the typing pool. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
2686 | He claims he’s “drowning in work,” but if you look closely, you’ll see it’s just water. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2687 | Some insist he's a deep thinker, but I say he's all wet. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2688 | He replaced Mary after the work got over her head. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2689 | If he doesn't drown, he's management material. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2690 | I guess it’s perish. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2691 | I guess he meant it when he said he was drowning in paperwork. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2692 | I hate to see this. Hedgefunder drowning in his own meltdown. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2693 | Its important to always look ahead here. Some of our coworkers have trouble keeping their heads above water. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2694 | Boy he's really taking a bath on that new construction deal. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2695 | Turns out, client change is real. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2696 | Yeah, a performance artist -- not too creative, he calls it 'Dtoening in paperwork.' | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2697 | He's on recall from the retiree pool. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2698 | Damnit Morty | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2699 | I' ll leave you with Stan to show you around our Think Tank . Changing room on your left . And, again, congratulations . | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2700 | Since he lost the last deal, he’s been in a pool of despair. | 1.2237 | 0.06379 | 76 | 64 | 7 | 5 |
2701 | I think Corporate will soon 'Hang him out to dry'. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2702 | After Motivational Monday, Bob’s really trying to Just Keep Swimming. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
2703 | Someone threw a bucket of water on him when he tried to grab the Ruby Slipper account. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2704 | We get it, Dave. You changed the water jug three times in a row." | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2705 | He's on his way out. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2706 | It’s a lot like OZ here. Watch out for the monkeys. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2707 | At least he's not drowning in paperwork. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2708 | DeNiro's going all 'method' again prepping for that Wizard of Oz reboot. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2709 | Looks like he’s drowning…do you think he needs a drink? | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2710 | His kid sister was the Wicked Witch of the West. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2711 | Poor Johnson, guy is drowning in paperwork. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2712 | The boss binge-watched 'Squid Game' last weekend. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2713 | I keep meaning to report that sinkhole. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2714 | He needs a handout. Not a hand up. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2715 | After 30 years he just found out he's been thrown back into the job pool... | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2716 | He promised me he wouldn’t get in over his head! | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2717 | It's global warming... Doctor Foster didn't even get to Gloucester. | 1.2222 | 0.04321 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2718 | It's just another sinkhole. He will survive. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2719 | It's the old school internet. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2720 | Oh, him? He thought it was one of those trippy new area rugs. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2721 | He’s not computer savvy, but he did manage to open the company portal. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2722 | He did say he was wading through the problem. | 1.2222 | 0.04934 | 72 | 56 | 16 | 0 |
2723 | I always said they should teach kids less about taxes and more about quicksand. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2724 | he's really swamped | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2725 | He is drowning in paperwork, throw him a paper clip | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2726 | I think he's found a side effect for his new vaccine! |