Contest #779


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779

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Technically, the fish is still in the bowl.”
  2. “At first, I just wanted a sip of water. Then things got out of hand.”
  3. “I want to speak with my lawyer.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-11-07T21:15:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-11-21T21:16:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-11-15T21:16:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 22, 2021
Number of captions 4675
Number of responses 701175
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I don't ask you how you squeezed into that sweater. 1.9495 0.01096 5564 2006 1833 1725
1 In my defense,the water dish was empty and the toilet lid was down 1.8972 0.01400 3219 1198 1154 867
2 Now that you've sobered up, do you remember where you took the goldfish on their walk? 1.8810 0.01316 3790 1496 1249 1045
3 Forget the little castle. Could I get a fire hydrant in here? 1.8565 0.01378 3353 1342 1150 861
4 You sure this'll fool the landlord? 1.8528 0.01142 5000 2053 1630 1317
5 Technically, the fish is still in the bowl. 1.8496 0.01210 4336 1752 1484 1100
6 Next time you order a Guppy, turn off the AutoCorrect! 1.8448 0.01312 3924 1676 1181 1067
7 Technically, the goldfish is still in this bowl. 1.8418 0.01172 4666 1923 1558 1185
8 We all live in one. You just can't see yours. 1.8414 0.01204 4362 1779 1496 1087
9 I can recommend the fish. 1.8390 0.01254 4100 1705 1350 1045
10 It's just until you are vaccinated. 1.8358 0.01238 4112 1689 1409 1014
11 Yeah this is an emergency. Break the Glass 1.8308 0.01827 1850 754 655 441
12 I'm guessing I'm your first dog. 1.8219 0.01228 3992 1621 1461 910
13 And you wonder why she thinks you’re not ready to have kids. 1.8155 0.01300 3805 1639 1229 937
14 In a sense, the goldfish is still in the bowl. 1.8001 0.01289 3662 1553 1288 821
15 Promise me that when I die you won't flush me down the toilet. 1.7901 0.01496 2735 1184 941 610
16 And then the fish said, "wanna see a magic trick?" 1.7870 0.01513 2699 1182 910 607
17 I am a talking dog, for crying out loud, and you're fixated on how I got into this glass globe? 1.7858 0.01199 4458 2008 1397 1053
18 You’ll have to be more specific. I’ve seen a lot of fish. 1.7850 0.01467 2874 1264 964 646
19 No, I haven't seen the goldfish. Why do you ask? 1.7798 0.01404 3006 1294 1080 632
20 You don't really know what a dog bowl is do you? 1.7784 0.01258 3876 1714 1307 855
21 Well, the good news is you no longer have to feed the fish. 1.7738 0.01557 2405 1034 881 490
22 Fish and I swapped. He's on your bed. 1.7731 0.01307 3601 1608 1202 791
23 I was thirsty...and while I was here...turns out I was also hungry 1.7664 0.02333 1083 475 386 222
24 Now that you got me past the condo board, get me out of here! 1.7615 0.01450 2902 1313 968 621
25 No Jack. She said to put the guppy in the bowl and take the puppy out. 1.7610 0.01193 4322 1969 1417 936
26 It's called a terrierium. 1.7603 0.01379 3213 1458 1067 688
27 Relax — they're upstairs fetching your slippers." 1.7599 0.01660 2203 996 740 467
28 This is your first pet, isn't it? 1.7581 0.01370 3076 1350 1120 606
29 Well, as it turns out, he didn't taste like chicken. 1.7519 0.01102 5216 2460 1590 1166
30 I identify as goldfish. 1.7511 0.01174 4584 2160 1405 1019
31 When I said I'd like a dog bowl, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.7482 0.01407 2808 1223 1069 516
32 Terrierium 1.7475 0.01183 4321 1990 1432 899
33 ...So the fish says, 'Come in here, I want to show you something' 1.7394 0.01672 2053 926 736 391
34 I’d like to go back to crate training if that’s okay with you. 1.7391 0.02119 1280 578 458 244
35 I think I'd rather have the cone of shame back, please. 1.7385 0.01386 3120 1449 1038 633
36 Well, it was a catfish. 1.7382 0.01407 2953 1351 1024 578
37 Now I know how they get the model ships in. It's not pretty. 1.7354 0.01400 2906 1313 1049 544
38 I'll admit that mistakes were made. 1.7352 0.01396 2897 1303 1058 536
39 I identify as a fish. 1.7349 0.01189 4353 2069 1369 915
40 All my life I have felt that I am a fish trapped in a dog’s body. 1.7312 0.01751 1901 878 656 367
41 I've decided to identify as a goldfish. 1.7307 0.01433 2878 1342 969 567
42 Go Fetch? I thought you said "go fish". 1.7292 0.01776 1806 825 645 336
43 And I'll stay here until you get vaccinated! 1.7274 0.01486 2737 1301 881 555
44 I think you meant guppy. 1.7216 0.01601 2184 1000 792 392
45 I'm house sitting for the goldfish. 1.7188 0.01469 2582 1184 940 458
46 You won't wear a mask in the house, and so I had no choice. 1.7057 0.01770 1838 879 621 338
47 It looked bigger online. 1.6922 0.01671 1943 918 705 320
48 ‘You know what? In my bubble we don’t care who is a good boy or not.’ 1.6866 0.01998 1404 682 480 242
49 So, I guess you're new to this pet thing. 1.6844 0.01781 1692 805 616 271
50 Yes, I think you're overprotective about the carpet. 1.6837 0.01793 1685 807 604 274
51 I thought I would try thinking inside the bowl. 1.6828 0.01780 1671 791 619 261
52 We both know this isn’t what I meant when I asked for a new dog bowl. 1.6800 0.01833 1697 842 556 299
53 On second thought, I actually prefer the cone. 1.6720 0.01964 1512 770 468 274
54 How many times do I have to tell you? The cat is a psychopath. 1.6582 0.02180 1264 669 358 237
55 You’ve conflated the metaphors of “being in the doghouse” and “living in a fishbowl.” 1.6580 0.02170 1263 665 365 233
56 You told me to not drink out of the toilet! 1.6575 0.02069 1279 644 429 206
57 At first I just wanted a sip of water, then things got out of hand. 1.6566 0.02140 1197 604 400 193
58 You could have just said 'Stay.' 1.6533 0.02166 1194 613 382 199
59 I'm a terrierarium. 1.6434 0.02406 1001 532 294 175
60 Not until you test negative! 1.6429 0.02363 1022 539 309 174
61 I'm Airbnbing the doghouse. 1.6426 0.02410 971 509 300 162
62 I'm actually more concerned about the fish you put in my crate. 1.6419 0.02423 997 534 286 177
63 You win! I'll wear the cone! 1.6396 0.02278 1060 551 340 169
64 Forgive me for asking, but have you ever had a pet before? 1.6387 0.02284 1121 603 320 198
65 Your kids are going to realize that I'm not the same goldfish. 1.6370 0.02587 909 501 237 171
66 Let's just agree that mistakes were made and figure out where to go from here. 1.6304 0.02263 1039 539 345 155
67 Sure, you figured out I ate the goldfish. But tell me, what did I do with the water? 1.6279 0.02541 860 458 264 138
68 Good luck trying to get the fish to catch the frisbee. 1.6263 0.02599 843 456 246 141
69 Ironically, I feel like a fish out of water. 1.6258 0.02623 783 412 252 119
70 You always say not from the toilet. 1.6217 0.02406 933 495 296 142
71 It's a house swap. The goldfish is in your favorite chair. 1.6199 0.02616 792 422 249 121
72 Shortly after getting the dogfish home, Ronald began to suspect the pet store staff might have played a prank on him. 1.6197 0.02559 831 444 259 128
73 I want to speak with my lawyer. 1.6178 0.02616 934 545 201 188
74 It was gone when I got here. 1.6160 0.02572 810 432 257 121
75 It's just not worth it without the snow. 1.6129 0.02806 682 366 214 102
76 The cat ate the fish, I ate the cat, and now I’m too fat to get out. 1.6093 0.02630 814 450 232 132
77 But the cat told me if I would jump in and give him the fish, he'd tell me where the bones were buried. 1.6074 0.02747 726 397 217 112
78 I was in the mood for sushi. 1.6070 0.02863 654 354 203 97
79 When the ad said the dog came with its own dog bowl, this was not what Ted expected. 1.6044 0.02777 728 405 206 117
80 You should be more surprised that I can talk. 1.6034 0.03268 527 294 148 85
81 I specifically said 'dog bowl'. This is the last time I ask Alexa to order me anything. 1.5994 0.02946 659 373 177 109
82 No, I don't need plastic coral. I need a bush—badly. 1.5982 0.02849 662 364 200 98
83 If you take me for a walk I will grant you three wishes. 1.5968 0.03127 563 314 162 87
84 This is your idea of an invisible fence? 1.5918 0.03131 534 293 166 75
85 I'm not coming out until you get vaccinated. 1.5892 0.03258 555 324 135 96
86 I take it you've never owned a dog before? 1.5891 0.03193 533 299 154 80
87 Yeah....the goldfish is not at home right now, can I take a message ? 1.5886 0.03184 542 306 153 83
88 If you help me get out of here, I’ll tell you where the fish are. 1.5858 0.02933 618 345 184 89
89 What did you expect, a snow scene? 1.5840 0.02951 601 334 183 84
90 Did the fishes enjoy their walk? 1.5836 0.03048 586 332 166 88
91 The good news is that I stopped the cat from eating the goldfish. 1.5824 0.02987 534 285 187 62
92 On second thought, I like the crate. 1.5810 0.03223 525 299 147 79
93 On the other hand it's got a lot of light and a panoramic view. 1.5797 0.02938 552 296 192 64
94 I used the water to wash it down. 1.5785 0.03059 567 320 166 81
95 You wouldn't believe the stuff that goldfish was saying about you.... I had to put a stop to it. 1.5784 0.03140 536 302 158 76
96 Timmy, go get Schrödinger. There's been a terrible mistake. 1.5717 0.03113 530 298 161 71
97 Don’t just stand there, Timmy - run and get help! 1.5708 0.03423 487 288 120 79
98 Alex could no longer ignore the signs that Fido identified as a goldfish. 1.5677 0.03021 613 361 156 96
99 You bet the cat was involved! 1.5662 0.03132 551 320 150 81
100 I was just very thirsty. Okay,hungry too. 1.5642 0.03270 475 269 144 62
101 I just need my own space for awhile. 1.5642 0.03279 452 251 147 54
102 Well, it's been interesting getting another pet's point of view. 1.5579 0.03182 432 232 159 41
103 What fish...? 1.5567 0.03524 406 232 122 52
104 I’m house sitting for the goldfish while he’s on vacation. 1.5556 0.03389 441 253 131 57
105 First pet? 1.5553 0.03421 425 242 130 53
106 What's cultural appropriation? 1.5465 0.03467 441 262 117 62
107 Fetch? Roll over? I heard 'fish bowl Rover' ...my bad! 1.5461 0.03517 423 250 115 58
108 Let's face it. This is how it's going to be if you won't wear a mask. 1.5446 0.03385 437 254 128 55
109 I’m guessing I’m your first puppy. 1.5445 0.03488 393 224 124 45
110 I didn't have an exit strategy. 1.5431 0.03502 418 246 117 55
111 This is what happens when you’re gone all day. 1.5423 0.03260 437 247 143 47
112 I was very thirsty… then I got hungry. 1.5423 0.03607 402 239 108 55
113 A dog,genie and a goldfish walk into a bar 1.5419 0.03428 430 252 123 55
114 Will you do the upside down thing to make it snow again? 1.5418 0.03274 491 293 130 68
115 Ever consider that you might be living in some giant fish bowl too 1.5401 0.03513 424 253 113 58
116 At least if it was a snow globe there'd be something to do. 1.5390 0.03626 397 237 106 54
117 Don't just stand there! The cat is getting away with your goldfish! 1.5381 0.03374 420 242 130 48
118 I found Nemo. 1.5378 0.03813 357 213 96 48
119 I suppose now you're going to flush me down the toilet. 1.5358 0.03572 405 242 109 54
120 I only drank the water. The cat got the fish. 1.5340 0.03641 412 253 98 61
121 I agree with you. Wild-caught tastes better. 1.5321 0.03537 389 228 115 46
122 You're out of fish. 1.5307 0.03596 375 220 111 44
123 I could use a little castle, maybe with a fire hydrant. 1.5304 0.03379 428 252 125 51
124 Now I really want to go outside. 1.5303 0.03367 413 239 129 45
125 That goldfish was never your best friend. Did he take long walks with you? Chase your tennis balls? Love you unconditionally? I don't think so. 1.5293 0.03687 376 226 101 49
126 I'm your first dog, aren't I? 1.5286 0.03721 384 235 95 54
127 I'm house-sitting while Nemo is on vacation at the shore. 1.5275 0.03762 345 204 100 41
128 If it starts snowing in here I'm busting out. 1.5259 0.03387 424 251 123 50
129 Sit? Seriously? Does it look like I have space to do anything else? 1.5259 0.03615 386 232 105 49
130 I told you the cat was evil. 1.5259 0.03707 386 237 95 54
131 You REALLY DO look thinner from here 1.5236 0.03510 382 224 116 42
132 I’m house-sitting for the goldfish while he auditions for ‘Finding Nemo 3’ 1.5234 0.03972 321 194 86 41
133 How would I know where your fish is? 1.5225 0.03888 333 201 90 42
134 Curiosity doesn't kill dogs, but it puts us in the occasional awkward situation. 1.5192 0.04298 287 178 69 40
135 It was delicious. It’s gone. Get over it. 1.5186 0.04290 295 185 67 43
136 Yes, I realize the optics aren’t good here. 1.5175 0.03743 342 204 99 39
137 You said there would be snow. 1.5159 0.03964 314 190 86 38
138 I think I would actually prefer the cone. 1.5151 0.03990 332 207 79 46
139 Well, it’s Tuesday, so he’ll be at his swimming lesson 1.5123 0.03873 324 196 90 38
140 Yes, Dave. You’re still tripping. 1.5110 0.04182 317 203 66 48
141 I identify as a fish now. 1.5099 0.04219 304 193 67 44
142 You people have got to stop...I mean a Labraguppie? 1.5093 0.04155 322 207 66 49
143 OK, I take it back. My little house out back is not a 'hovel.' 1.5079 0.03834 317 190 93 34
144 I can see that you have questions. 1.5070 0.03729 355 218 94 43
145 I'm what you'd call a terrierium. 1.5065 0.04055 310 193 77 40
146 I’m just housesitting. 1.5063 0.03884 320 195 88 37
147 Your goldfish is still in this fishbowl,in a manner of speaking 1.5032 0.03808 314 188 94 32
148 Living in a fishbowl is a metaphor? Now you tell me? 1.5016 0.03968 319 199 80 40
149 I’ll see you in hell. 1.5000 0.04145 330 217 61 52
150 I'm coming out when you get vaccinated 1.4965 0.04218 284 179 69 36
151 The tiny home trend has gone too far. 1.4941 0.04325 253 156 69 28
152 Let’s just be honest with each other. You wanted a goldfish, and I wanted a lesbian couple in Park Slope. 1.4930 0.04420 284 187 54 43
153 I'll still need to be walked. 1.4928 0.04248 276 174 68 34
154 Goldie and I are house-swapping for the holidays. 1.4921 0.04384 254 159 65 30
155 Any chance of getting me a little fire hydrant? 1.4920 0.04399 250 156 65 29
156 I know. I can't explain it either. 1.4914 0.04055 291 181 77 33
157 It's just until you start wearing a mask. 1.4895 0.04225 286 183 66 37
158 Yes, that's right: you just walked the goldfish. 1.4892 0.04099 323 212 64 47
159 Check the birdcage for the cat who ate the canary. 1.4889 0.03690 315 189 98 28
160 I’m a Goldfish Retriever. 1.4888 0.04245 268 168 69 31
161 You win, I'll just wear the cone collar. 1.4880 0.04399 250 157 64 29
162 I just hope you remembered to walk the fish. 1.4878 0.04262 246 150 72 24
163 last thing I can remember was chasing the cat 1.4867 0.03964 300 187 80 33
164 This isn’t the water bowl I asked for. 1.4830 0.03831 323 203 84 36
165 What? I was thirsty! And, um…hungry. 1.4820 0.03971 278 170 82 26
166 ...and sometimes the ball catches you. 1.4808 0.04167 260 161 73 26
167 But you were happy when I ate the mouse 1.4806 0.04046 283 177 76 30
168 Try and clip my claws now! 1.4800 0.04287 250 156 68 26
169 Sorry, but I was hungry AND thirsty. 1.4799 0.04218 273 174 67 32
170 And you say you “rescued” me? 1.4792 0.04212 265 167 69 29
171 The cat has your fish and your car keys 1.4791 0.04145 311 206 61 44
172 I know how this looks but the cat set me up! 1.4774 0.04298 243 151 68 24
173 Still bigger than that studio apartment in New York we had. 1.4774 0.03974 287 179 79 29
174 Please don't shake it. I hate the snow. 1.4773 0.04291 264 169 64 31
175 I'm staying in here until I see your vaccination card. 1.4770 0.04137 283 181 69 33
176 Well, I didn't totally think it through. 1.4769 0.03946 260 156 84 20
177 I'm more worried about the goldfish out in my dog house. 1.4762 0.04224 252 157 70 25
178 A cone would have sufficed. 1.4760 0.04397 250 160 61 29
179 I should have gone for the canary. 1.4757 0.04155 267 168 71 28
180 Don't give me that look. I told you I was tired of fish from a can. 1.4724 0.04236 254 160 68 26
181 Think of it as Schrödinger's fish. 1.4719 0.04320 267 174 60 33
182 This isn't what I meant when I said 'I'm happiest when my bowl is full' 1.4715 0.04449 246 159 58 29
183 My sphere of influence was never really that big anyway 1.4706 0.04442 238 152 60 26
184 I'm not the one who tested positive. 1.4700 0.04889 217 144 44 29
185 Your body,your choice,but no more petting until you’re vaccinated. 1.4699 0.04372 249 160 61 28
186 You're really new to the pet-keeping game, aren't you? 1.4694 0.04191 245 152 71 22
187 Listen, Ted, if you'd rather have a different pet then just say so. 1.4686 0.03847 303 191 82 30
188 I'm sensing you're not a dog person. 1.4685 0.04198 254 160 69 25
189 Either walk me or clean it. 1.4680 0.04487 203 124 63 16
190 Don't look so surprised. Aren't we all living in a fish bowl? 1.4669 0.04308 242 153 65 24
191 You think I could get a fire hydrant in here? 1.4669 0.04187 242 150 71 21
192 I took care of your catfish. 1.4669 0.03822 272 165 87 20
193 Amazon really shouldn’t list these as ‘dog bowls’ 1.4667 0.04295 255 164 63 28
194 This is a dream. In the real world I threw up in your shoes. 1.4664 0.04306 268 176 59 33
195 Puppy... guppy… Whatever. 1.4650 0.04215 243 152 69 22
196 Well, of course it smells like wet dog in here. 1.4639 0.04232 263 170 64 29
197 Let me guess. I’m your first pet. 1.4632 0.03864 285 178 82 25
198 You shouldn't have eaten that brownie, Dave. 1.4627 0.04184 255 162 68 25
199 When you get vaccinated I will come out, now do me a favor and step back a bit will ya? 1.4623 0.04697 212 137 52 23
200 And you thought those little ships were hard to figure out. 1.4618 0.04295 249 160 63 26
201 At first I was only going to have a sip of water and maybe one fish..... 1.4618 0.04218 249 158 67 24
202 I'm thinking outside the box. 1.4618 0.04103 262 166 71 25
203 It gets worse. The beta took your car keys. 1.4609 0.04886 243 171 32 40
204 The neighbors will still hear me. 1.4608 0.04663 217 141 52 24
205 Look deeply into the crystal ball... You see a good boy, a very good boy in your future. 1.4595 0.04540 222 143 56 23
206 I'm staying here until you've had your second shot. 1.4593 0.04408 246 161 57 28
207 More fish and water, please. 1.4590 0.04396 244 159 58 27
208 I can explain about the fish. 1.4575 0.04882 212 142 43 27
209 So, on the plus side, no need to worry about feeding that fish. 1.4568 0.04291 243 156 63 24
210 This is not the kind of dog bowl I asked for 1.4554 0.04534 213 136 57 20
211 I over heard you say ‘why do I have a dog and a goldfish ?’ ...’Problem solved’. 1.4549 0.04382 233 150 60 23
212 It was the cat. She ate the fish too. And chewed your shoes. 1.4549 0.04218 255 165 64 26
213 I don't think this is what she meant when she told you to buy me a new bowl 1.4526 0.04693 190 120 54 16
214 I'll come out when you've had your shots. 1.4524 0.04774 210 139 47 24
215 It's a long story, but I could still be your best friend. 1.4523 0.03847 283 179 80 24
216 Isn’t it funny how you get so thirsty after eating fish? 1.4520 0.04315 250 164 59 27
217 Getting in was easy. 1.4512 0.04404 215 136 61 18
218 On second thought, I'll go for the leash. 1.4500 0.04011 260 165 73 22
219 I know this looks fishy! 1.4498 0.04692 209 137 50 22
220 Peter, maybe you should look at your life and ask yourself the same question. 1.4495 0.04642 218 144 50 24
221 The game got out of hand: the cat went in after the fish and I went in after the cat. 1.4494 0.04390 247 164 55 28
222 I don't think the fish is the big issue right now. 1.4493 0.04759 227 155 42 30
223 You might as well return the invisible fence. 1.4490 0.04702 196 126 52 18
224 So the cat said, "I bet you can't get in there." And well you can guess the rest. 1.4490 0.04812 196 128 48 20
225 So, he says, if you think it’s boring watching me, let’s switch places. 1.4483 0.04476 232 153 54 25
226 The cat knows this really cool bar trick. 1.4477 0.04298 239 155 61 23
227 Does the bowl make me look fat? 1.4459 0.04623 222 148 49 25
228 House sitting... why do you ask? 1.4459 0.04362 231 150 59 22
229 Actually, I prefer a leash. 1.4450 0.04578 200 128 55 17
230 The cat dared me. 1.4439 0.05091 187 126 39 22
231 I’m thinking maybe you’re not ready for a pet. 1.4432 0.05132 185 125 38 22
232 On second thought, the leash is fine. 1.4431 0.04208 246 160 63 23
233 So just exactly what was your "third, and last, wish?" 1.4428 0.04668 201 131 51 19
234 Won't lie, it is exactly what it looks like." 1.4421 0.04622 233 159 45 29
235 I will come out when you vaccinate 1.4418 0.04247 249 164 60 25
236 I'll come out as soon as you're vaccinated. 1.4414 0.04440 222 145 56 21
237 I don’t know how we’re going do our walks now either, Doug. I haven’t figured out all the details, I just feel like I need this change. 1.4410 0.04430 229 151 55 23
238 Phishing 1.4404 0.05025 193 131 39 23
239 When you bark at trick or treaters, make sure one of them isn’t a real witch. 1.4398 0.04954 191 128 42 21
240 What can I say, I was both thirsty and hungry 1.4389 0.04360 221 143 59 19
241 It's how I identify. From now on call me Wanda. 1.4387 0.04638 212 141 49 22
242 Carl wondered if he should have opened the bag and checked his order before leaving the pet shop. 1.4378 0.04894 185 122 45 18
243 I don't know. I was just following the cat. 1.4369 0.04529 222 148 51 23
244 Watch out, there's a goldfish on the loose with supernatural powers! 1.4368 0.04971 190 128 41 21
245 In order to fetch the ball, I must become the ball. 1.4361 0.04499 227 152 51 24
246 Ask the cat. 1.4348 0.04412 230 153 54 23
247 The goldfish has gone to a farm upstate, let’s say. 1.4348 0.04726 184 119 50 15
248 I know you ordered a catfish but there were supply chain issues. 1.4346 0.04555 214 142 51 21
249 I lost a bet with the fish. You'll be walking him to the park now. 1.4344 0.04763 221 153 40 28
250 The toilet seat was down. 1.4342 0.05497 152 102 34 16
251 I have discovered that I self identify as a goldfish. 1.4333 0.05291 180 125 32 23
252 I'm actually talking to you, and all you can ask is how I got in here? 1.4327 0.04845 208 143 40 25
253 Never make a bet with a turtle. 1.4322 0.04957 199 137 38 24
254 Please don't make it snow again. 1.4321 0.04278 243 162 57 24
255 Alexa; I said a dog-bowl, not a dog in a bowl! 1.4317 0.04539 227 154 48 25
256 That fish isn't as dumb as he looks. 1.4309 0.04778 181 118 48 15
257 I don't know, Jim. How'd you get inside that sweater this morning? Everyone's a critic. 1.4302 0.05021 172 114 42 16
258 What, are you kidding? Of course I want to go out! 1.4301 0.04741 193 128 47 18
259 Don't look at me like that, just call the fire department. 1.4300 0.04297 207 132 61 14
260 If you are looking for the fish, it is inside the cat. 1.4293 0.04747 205 139 44 22
261 I thought there would be snow in here 1.4286 0.04409 203 131 57 15
262 This is not what I meant when I said that I needed a new dog bowl. 1.4286 0.04436 231 156 51 24
263 It's an immersive experience. 1.4279 0.04289 229 151 58 20
264 I will come out when you are fully vaccinated! 1.4278 0.04834 194 131 43 20
265 I told you, I’ll come out when you get vaccinated. 1.4272 0.04517 213 142 51 20
266 Norm comes to the quiet realization that the dogfish he recently purchased is more dog than fish. 1.4270 0.05025 178 120 40 18
267 Ok. I have a drinking problem. 1.4256 0.04976 195 135 37 23
268 You made your point. I'll stop licking your face. 1.4254 0.04117 228 147 65 16
269 Not until you're fully vaxxed... 1.4252 0.04596 214 145 47 22
270 Treat, please. This is my best trick ever. 1.4250 0.04882 200 138 39 23
271 What? I was thirsty after I ate the fish. 1.4242 0.05097 165 110 40 15
272 Please don't shake me again 1.4224 0.04157 232 152 62 18
273 Don't ask. 1.4208 0.04186 240 160 59 21
274 Ball", Terry. I said I wanted a ball 1.4208 0.04796 183 122 45 16
275 Well, I'm not sure the Goldfish is too happy in my Litterbox 1.4205 0.04527 195 128 52 15
276 You think THIS is weird? Wait until you see a giant goldfish chasing a squirrel in the back yard! 1.4201 0.05007 169 113 41 15
277 I hope one of us is dreaming. 1.4199 0.05020 181 124 38 19
278 it's not a criticism, I just wonder if you are really a dog person. 1.4195 0.04835 174 115 45 14
279 No, a dog water bowl is very, very different. 1.4195 0.04235 236 158 57 21
280 I don’t know..have you checked the bathtub? 1.4192 0.04591 198 132 49 17
281 I tried the bathroom first, but the lid was down. 1.4182 0.04359 220 147 54 19
282 Sorry. I was thirsty, then I saw a snack. 1.4182 0.04944 165 109 43 13
283 Well it’s not like you turned out as expected either. 1.4181 0.04974 177 120 40 17
284 What, building a ship in a bottle wasn't good enough for you? 1.4180 0.04295 244 167 52 25
285 On the plus side, you don't have to change the water or watch them float to the top. 1.4177 0.05175 158 106 38 14
286 Damn goldfish took my collar too. 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
287 Cancel my Vet appointment or you'll never see the fish again. 1.4171 0.05269 175 123 31 21
288 You might have noticed something was wrong when you were out walking the goldfish. 1.4170 0.04499 223 153 47 23
289 The fish took the water when they left. 1.4167 0.05095 168 114 38 16
290 It’s been 45 minutes since we ate the LSD, I still don’t feel anything. 1.4167 0.04599 204 138 47 19
291 The cat told me to wait here. 1.4167 0.04651 204 139 45 20
292 Look, you're upset. I know. But I just drank twice my weight in water so can you let me outside for a minute before we talk? 1.4156 0.04936 154 100 44 10
293 What fish? I ate the cat. 1.4155 0.04649 219 153 41 25
294 Think for a second: where's your fish? 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
295 When you said you were getting me a new dog bowl... 1.4154 0.04522 195 129 51 15
296 You really need to decide. Do you want a fish or a best friend? 1.4152 0.05029 171 116 39 16
297 What'd you expect, Frank? I'm a dogfish. 1.4145 0.04841 193 133 40 20
298 Let’s start by recognizing that your cat is evil and smarter than me. 1.4140 0.04734 186 125 45 16
299 At least I know that I live in a bubble. You, Mr. White Male Privilege, don't have a clue. 1.4138 0.04665 203 139 44 20
300 The lack of privacy is probably the worst part. 1.4134 0.04734 179 119 46 14
301 I rented the bowl from a goldfish on Air bnb” 1.4128 0.05073 172 118 37 17
302 Look at it this way, you no longer need to protect the fish from the cat. 1.4121 0.05085 165 112 38 15
303 Just don't ask me to roll over. 1.4103 0.04745 195 134 42 19
304 I don't think you're ready for kids. 1.4101 0.05196 178 126 31 21
305 Dog bowl. How did you get this so wrong? 1.4101 0.05009 178 123 37 18
306 Yeah, you were pretty wasted last night … 1.4099 0.04462 222 153 47 22
307 Let me guess... you've got the fish on a leash. 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
308 He identifies himself as a fish 1.4095 0.04322 232 159 51 22
309 Y'know what I'd really like? Maybe go to the park, chase a ball or somethin'...that's what I'd really like. 1.4089 0.04608 203 139 45 19
310 Make it snow 1.4087 0.04424 208 140 51 17
311 I had to socially distance. 1.4085 0.04723 164 107 47 10
312 A fish you say. Gold, all kinds of frilly crap dangling from him, kinda full of himself? No, haven't seen him. 1.4084 0.04872 191 133 38 20
313 After trying on his new prescription glasses, Albert made a horrifying realization. 1.4080 0.04823 174 117 43 14
314 If you wanted a fish, why didn't you just get a fish? 1.4076 0.04764 184 125 43 16
315 This isn't what I had in mind when I requested a new bowl. 1.4071 0.04312 226 154 52 20
316 Yeah I...I don't know where Nemo is either. I was looking for him in here. 1.4068 0.04628 177 117 48 12
317 It has much nicer windows than my old doghouse 1.4065 0.05314 155 107 33 15
318 Panoramic views and the sushi's divine 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
319 The MINUTE the landlord leaves, you let me outta this thing and I get to be a dog again. 1.4056 0.05722 143 101 26 16
320 Maybe they thought you said Puppy rather than Guppy? 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
321 The fish eats better than I do, so I ate the fish. 1.4055 0.04626 217 153 40 24
322 Please, stop asking, just go get the hammer. 1.4054 0.04412 222 153 48 21
323 Look, let me out. I understand now why butt-dragging on the carpet is wrong. 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
324 It started with one paw in the water and then things got out of hand. 1.4051 0.04921 158 105 42 11
325 We need to talk about what you’re feeding me. 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
326 If you let me out, I promise to go on the stupid paper. 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
327 It made sense when the cat explained it, but now ... 1.4040 0.05162 151 102 37 12
328 I need to go out. 1.4037 0.05091 161 110 37 14
329 It's not what it looks like. 1.4035 0.04948 171 117 39 15
330 Just promise me when I die,you won’t flush me down the toilet. 1.4035 0.05085 171 119 35 17
331 I’m still your Goldie, I just realized I was born trans-species. 1.4031 0.04694 191 131 43 17
332 I know. I promised to stop after the canary. 1.4031 0.04810 191 133 39 19
333 I'll come out when you show me you've had your shots. 1.4021 0.04728 189 130 42 17
334 You're not the only one who loves sushi. 1.4013 0.05135 152 103 37 12
335 Am I a dog dreaming that I'm a fish, or a fish dreaming that I'm a dog? 1.4013 0.05411 157 111 29 17
336 First of all, John, only a closed-minded person would assume that a fishbowl is no place for a dog. Also, yes, I ate the fish. 1.4012 0.05065 162 111 37 14
337 The new guy at the pet store misunderstood when you said guppy. 1.4011 0.04883 187 131 37 19
338 Rupert was beginning to think something was fishy about the dogfish the pet store sold him. 1.4000 0.05335 160 113 30 17
339 Let me out. I gotta pee. 1.4000 0.04795 175 119 42 14
340 Please don't tell me to roll over. 1.4000 0.04920 185 130 36 19
341 I’ll come out when you’re masked. 1.4000 0.04708 190 131 42 17
342 I know you really miss Goldie, but this just isn't working for me. 1.4000 0.04465 190 127 50 13
343 This is bowlshit! 1.4000 0.05754 150 109 22 19
344 What do you say we get a new pet sitter? 1.3990 0.04703 203 143 39 21
345 We’re out of catfish. 1.3989 0.04559 188 127 47 14
346 When I told you to get a dog bowl I didn't mean this. 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
347 The cat promised me a treat. 1.3989 0.04669 178 120 45 13
348 It's called quarantining! What do you think it was. 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
349 Good luck finding Nemo,Jerry. 1.3976 0.05047 166 115 36 15
350 The story about kissing a frog ... it's a scam. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
351 I hated that you liked him better than me. 1.3974 0.04698 156 102 46 8
352 I'd rather be kept on a short leash. 1.3967 0.04625 184 125 45 14
353 I'm the victim here. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
354 And I suppose you walked the fish. 1.3965 0.04333 227 158 48 21
355 Can we go to the fish park? 1.3961 0.05246 154 107 33 14
356 I’m still a good boy, right? 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
357 He’s in a better place. 1.3961 0.04997 154 104 39 11
358 Teacup dogs are so 2019. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
359 Luke, I'm your father. 1.3953 0.05054 172 121 34 17
360 I won't come out until you put the mask back on! 1.3951 0.05207 162 114 32 16
361 Never owned a dog before eh? 1.3939 0.04991 165 114 37 14
362 I feel like a fish out of water. 1.3939 0.05064 165 115 35 15
363 Not exactly the dog bowl I had in mind. 1.3933 0.04453 178 118 50 10
364 What? You told me not to drink out of the toilet! 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
365 I told you he was too young for a magic set. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
366 The fish are in the dog house. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
367 Yes, I'm a terrier--but this is no terrarium. 1.3925 0.04892 186 132 35 19
368 I evolved. 1.3923 0.04866 181 127 37 17
369 You get best in show and suddenly you’re living in a fishbowl 1.3923 0.04929 181 128 35 18
370 Carl realized his mistake after dropping Goldie off at the vet to be neutered. 1.3920 0.04869 199 144 32 23
371 Don't look at me like that...He bit me first! 1.3916 0.05704 143 103 24 16
372 I'm cis dog, but I identify as goldfish." 1.3916 0.05039 166 116 35 15
373 Yeah, trust me I get it, I used to live in Brooklyn 1.3915 0.04498 212 149 43 20
374 It was a classic case of bait and switch! 1.3910 0.05348 156 111 29 16
375 Sorry, I thought you said "who's a good koi?" 1.3909 0.04852 197 142 33 22
376 What, you've never seen a dog bowl? 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
377 ...how long is the time-out this time? 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
378 I’m a puppy, not a guppy! 1.3901 0.04452 182 122 49 11
379 True. But you can't take a goldfish for a walk. 1.3897 0.04493 195 134 46 15
380 We're house swapping. 1.3895 0.04325 190 127 52 11
381 Well it got rid of my hiccups 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
382 The pet store thought you said puppy, not guppy. 1.3889 0.04620 180 123 44 13
383 It's their day off. 1.3886 0.04404 193 131 49 13
384 Be honest. Does this bowl make me look fat? 1.3885 0.05242 157 111 31 15
385 I drank all the water to get at the damn fish... now I gotta pee. Can you get me outa here? 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
386 I know this looks bad, but I swear it was the cat that ate Mr. Goldengills. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
387 Two reasons: hunger and thirst. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
388 Shouldn't you be walking the fish? 1.3873 0.05640 142 102 25 15
389 But make it a snow globe and I'm out of here 1.3873 0.04747 173 119 41 13
390 After the fish, I was a bit thirsty. 1.3871 0.04702 155 103 44 8
391 I think you got the wrong kind of dog bowl. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
392 Look, we can either solve the mystery of who ate Larry the goldfish or we can solve the mystery of how to get me out of here. 1.3867 0.04731 181 126 40 15
393 It was like this when I got here." 1.3864 0.05118 132 88 37 7
394 You realize I'll grow to whatever bowl I'm in, right? 1.3862 0.04713 145 95 44 6
395 How about a small fire hydrant? 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
396 My cardiologist said I need more fish in my diet. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
397 Do you remember the story of Jonah? It's like that, only different. 1.3858 0.05595 127 88 29 10
398 I was both thirsty and hungry. 1.3857 0.04923 140 93 40 7
399 Yeah, well, you never asked how the ship got in the bottle. 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
400 When you named me Nemo, I wasn’t expecting this. 1.3851 0.04654 174 119 43 12
401 You think I'M the one that's trapped?!? 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
402 I swear, I've been vaccinated. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
403 It doesn’t look right, because it isn’t right. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
404 Hey, honest mistake, but I'm in the toy group, not the koi group. 1.3838 0.04772 198 143 34 21
405 It protects me from the cat. 1.3838 0.04779 185 131 37 17
406 Sorry, I don't know where the fish and cat went. 1.3837 0.04761 172 119 40 13
407 Go ahead,you can say it… I’m a dogfish. Now can you get me outta here please! 1.3833 0.04679 180 125 41 14
408 The goldfish are out in the back yard chasing a tennis ball. 1.3829 0.05169 175 128 27 20
409 Real funny, Hank. This is NOT what I meant when I requested a bigger dog bowl. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
410 You're head looks bigger from in here. 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
411 Are you done vacuuming? 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
412 You haven't changed my water for weeks. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
413 It's a terrierium. 1.3817 0.05781 131 94 24 13
414 But enough about me. How're the fish doing in the backyard? 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
415 Every dog has his dais. 1.3813 0.05528 160 119 21 20
416 Still best friends? 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
417 Would you please get Mom? 1.3810 0.04393 189 129 48 12
418 Tell me you're not going to flush me in a month. 1.3810 0.04954 147 100 38 9
419 He double dared me. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
420 It turns out that I’m a pescatarian.” 1.3798 0.05946 129 94 21 14
421 What if I PROMISE to stop peeing on the carpet. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
422 I see a sizable carpet stain in your future. 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
423 “Don’t you get it? This is a crystal ball. I’m the only dead relative who is eager to see you.” 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
424 I think this falls into the category of "willing to do anything for a treat." 1.3793 0.04717 174 121 40 13
425 The goldfish are working remotely today. 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
426 So let me recapture: you left Goldie at the vet to be spayed? 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
427 I much preferred the cone, Bill. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
428 You really cut corners with this doghouse. 1.3785 0.04590 177 122 43 12
429 tastes like chicken 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
430 You look puzzled about why I'm here. How do you think I feel? 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
431 What? You never did anything stupid? 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
432 I saw it on Tik Tok. 1.3765 0.04642 170 117 42 11
433 The cat and the fish are now working as a team…consider yourself warned! 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
434 Now you are going to have to walk the fish 1.3758 0.05592 149 110 22 17
435 Darn, you found me. 1.3750 0.04650 152 102 43 7
436 I lost a bet. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
437 Well you wanted a goldfishdoodle 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
438 I imagine you have questions, but first, I really need to get to a litterbox. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
439 You have not fed me in a week. You only think about yourself. I was hungry. It's that simple. 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
440 The cat lied. 1.3734 0.05424 158 117 23 18
441 There's a couple of urgent messages on the machine, from the pet shop and the optometrist. 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
442 Yes it was worth it. 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
443 I am both claustrophobic and agoraphobic at the same time. Ask Schrodinger. 1.3723 0.05580 137 99 25 13
444 The evidence is conclusive. It was the cat. 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
445 I'm a huskie, where's the snow? 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
446 The goldfish had to run some errands. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
447 You live in your bubble,I'll live in mine. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
448 And I thought the cone of shame was bad. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
449 Wait til you see who's in the dog house out back. 1.3710 0.04340 221 159 42 20
450 Sure, I can roll over -- but only once. 1.3704 0.05538 135 97 26 12
451 You know you still have to walk me ? 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
452 Really, it's not what it looks like. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
453 I'm pitching "Finding Fido" to Pixar 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
454 No Marvin, I don't grant wishes, but I can chase the squirrels out of your tool shed 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
455 Honest! Just reach in and rub my tummy. 1.3684 0.05795 133 98 21 14
456 Your eyelids are getting heavy. You're getting sleepy now. You never owned a goldfish. 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
457 You ordered a dog bowl? 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
458 You just got catfished. 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
459 I'll come out when you get your shots. 1.3677 0.05180 155 112 29 14
460 I am not a goldfish. I am a golden retreiver. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
461 Me and the fish traded places. Better check the litter box. 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
462 If Shatner can do it, so can I 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
463 How was your walk with the fish? 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
464 Now I know why my barking bothers you 1.3673 0.04619 196 142 36 18
465 The cat dared me, what was I supposed to do? 1.3672 0.04778 177 127 35 15
466 Wow! Your nose looks really big from in here! 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
467 Why don't you ask the cat? 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
468 The fish in my cage is doing worse. 1.3665 0.04801 161 113 37 11
469 Actually, I wasn't thrilled about all of those walks 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
470 Sorry. I was thirsty and the fish was just sort of there. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
471 ‘It’s called Method Acting, Greg, look it up’ 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
472 The cat told me I’d learn something in here. So far, nothing… 1.3661 0.04665 183 131 37 15
473 I need to go outside. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
474 I rhyme with guppy 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
475 You think this is weird? Check out what’s in the litter box. 1.3653 0.04443 167 114 45 8
476 Yeah, the cat ate the goldfish and I ate the cat. 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
477 So the ship-in-the-bottle project got a tad too daunting? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
478 It wasn't easy. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
479 I hate to be petty, but are you sure that you've been vaccinated? 1.3646 0.04626 192 139 36 17
480 No, I don't know what happened to the catfish. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
481 Look, Frankie - I don't like this any more than you do; but the landlord is on her way, so please just "play fish", okay? 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
482 I realize now - it was a mistake to bite Merlin. 1.3636 0.04713 187 136 34 17
483 I think both of our glasses are too small. 1.3636 0.04945 165 119 32 14
484 And I maintain that a dogfish is actually a kind of small shark. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
485 You’re the one who threw the ball. What was I supposed to do? 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
486 I'm just as amazed as you are. 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
487 How did you get out? 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
488 Never seen a Shep in a bottle? 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
489 Not much training in dog sitting I presume. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
490 You can refer to me as "They'. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
491 The sushi was delicious! 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
492 Are you feeling guilty yet? 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
493 I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time... 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
494 Did you know your daughter is a witch? 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
495 You put the goldfish in my water bowl, right? 1.3611 0.04777 180 131 33 16
496 Alexa, I said dog bowl. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
497 ET TU CANIS? 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
498 I know you're mad, but you should be more worried about the fish in the kennel. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
499 You promised me snowflakes. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
500 If you let me out, I promise not to poop in your shoes ever again. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
501 He said I could have his place when he left for the coast. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
502 I expected scrutiny, but not life in a fishbowl. 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
503 But in the end, don’t we all live in some version of a plastic hamster wheel? 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
504 I identify as a water spaniel. 1.3602 0.04540 161 111 42 8
505 If you can’t eat them, join them. 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
506 Face it, you're never going to get the hang of dog ownership. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
507 This is my metaverse. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
508 What, you’ve never seen a Dog Fish? 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
509 Why, yes, I'd love to go out. 1.3595 0.04784 153 107 37 9
510 you're the owner! You tell me! 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
511 He traded me this for my bicycle. 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
512 You said you wanted me to learn new tricks. 1.3590 0.04633 156 108 40 8
513 Got any more fish? 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
514 On the upside, I won't need dinner tonight... 1.3576 0.04914 151 107 34 10
515 You look like you've never seen a dogfish before. 1.3571 0.04871 168 122 32 14
516 Weren't YOU supposed to be in a bubble? 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
517 More fish and a little less water this time. 1.3571 0.04646 168 119 38 11
518 Do you realise how ridiculous you look in those glasses? 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
519 Have you checked the park? 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
520 Try seeing it from my perspective. 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
521 This is not what I meant by a dog bowl. 1.3566 0.05472 143 106 23 14
522 Great view but it's not quite right, let's try the birdcage again. 1.3566 0.04801 143 99 37 7
523 I'm not ready to quit socially distancing. 1.3566 0.05195 143 103 29 11
524 I lost a bet with Goldie. 1.3562 0.04532 146 99 42 5
525 I really, really have to pee. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
526 I'll come out when you get vaccinated. 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
527 It's a long story 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
528 Seems we were wrong about a terrarium being a doghouse for terriers. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
529 You are what you eat 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
530 She should be back Sunday. I'm just bowlsitting." 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
531 He said I could have 3 wishes. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
532 My bowl was empty. 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
533 Now, let's not jump to conclusions. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
534 There are many more fish in the sea 1.3548 0.04529 186 134 38 14
535 The cat and I have come to an agreement 1.3548 0.04907 155 111 33 11
536 You may not have to walk me anymore, but the clean up won't be pretty. 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
537 Tell the fish he can have my old bowl 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
538 It was a magic fish and gave the cat three wishes. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
539 If you can see me, you ate the wrong mushrooms. 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
540 Couldn't I just wear a mask? 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
541 Puppy, guppy: two different things. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
542 He was delicious. But now I've got to pee really bad. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
543 See, there’s lots of kinds of bowls. This is a fish bowl. What I need is a dog bowl. With dog food in it. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
544 I told you that fish was trouble. 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
545 I'm trying to cut down on red meat. 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
546 Not quite what I meant when I asked him to pick me up a "new dog bowl". 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
547 You were giving the fish far too much attention. 1.3529 0.05282 119 83 30 6
548 I really miss your fish,too. 1.3526 0.04458 190 137 39 14
549 Yes, I drank all the water, but I didn’t eat the fish! 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
550 Not until you vax or mask. 1.3526 0.05288 156 117 23 16
551 I have to go to the bathroom. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
552 A better question may be why are you out there? 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
553 It's less about how I got here and more about the ironies of life. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
554 The previous occupant died 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
555 Frankly I don’t know how I managed to do this either. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
556 Yeah,the fish is in the doghouse right now. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
557 But can you tell a goldfish to 'Sit'? 1.3515 0.04614 165 117 38 10
558 Dave? Look at me, Dave. Enter the code now, Dave. 1.3515 0.05072 165 123 26 16
559 You promised there would be snow! 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
560 I'm a terrarium dog. It works on Etsy. 1.3510 0.04717 151 106 37 8
561 Look,Gary,if you wanted a fish,you should have gotten a fish. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
562 I couldn't decide whether to go as an astronaut or a goldfish... either way, I could use a hand getting out of here 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
563 That goldfish is one clever bastard. 1.3503 0.05336 157 119 21 17
564 Our house swap is probably even tougher on Goldie 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
565 I’m a dog out of water. 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
566 No, thanks. I just had sushi. But I really need to potty! 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
567 You’ve got your bubble, I’ve got mine. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
568 How would you react if I said I need to go outside? 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
569 Look, I was really thirsty, and when I was done, I didn't want to leave a fish out of water. 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
570 They’re walking the goldfish. Can I have some fresh water? 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
571 Once again - Puppy. Not Guppy. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
572 And your wife is now out walking the goldfish! 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
573 Did you read the instructions? 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
574 You can try, but this will not stop me from licking myself. 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
575 See what happens when you don't fill my water dish? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
576 The message in the crystal ball was clear, but Herb started to wonder if Maria the Fortune Teller was the same Maria who owned Maria's Pet Store. 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
577 Where are the snowflakes? 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
578 Don’t just look at me like that- DO SOMETHING- NOW NOW 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
579 I told you I could do tricks 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
580 I believe I’m fully hydrated. 1.3473 0.04408 167 117 42 8
581 Why can't you just get a gold fish? 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
582 I really have to pee now. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
583 I was born a goldfish but as you can see, my transitioning efforts have been nothing short of spectacular. 1.3471 0.04356 170 119 43 8
584 Well, yes, I do feel like a fish out of water. 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
585 All I wanted was a sip of water, I swear! 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
586 I don’t care. I still want you to wear a mask near me. 1.3468 0.04822 173 128 30 15
587 Well, the vet DID say I could benefit from a little wet food now and then. 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
588 I'm avoiding meat these days. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
589 Hey, I squeezed in here, now write a winning caption. 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
590 Is it too late to choose the crate? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
591 The snow in this one is yellow. 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
592 Like neutering wasn't enough?! 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
593 This may sound strange, but I actually prefer the Cone of Shame. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
594 What, you've never seen a dog fish before? 1.3462 0.04516 156 109 40 7
595 Beats me. Maybe check my leash for a giant fish? 1.3462 0.05117 156 116 26 14
596 I’m a Pisces. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
597 This isn’t at all like the pictures you posted in GrrrBnB...... 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
598 And, like, you don't live in a bubble? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
599 Until vaccines for dogs. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
600 Sorry, but his is as crazy and erotic as your acid trip is going to get. 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
601 I still can’t take you to work. 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
602 Ok, so… funny story… 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
603 Yes, your fish are still in the bowl !! 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
604 Would you be so kind as to fetch me a stick? 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
605 When my COVID test results come back, I’m outta here. 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
606 Ah, there you are! Just have to find the cat and the fish now. 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
607 The cat dared me to do it. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
608 This way neither of us has to wear a face mask. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
609 Karma's a bitch. 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
610 Go fetch yourself. 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
611 Perhaps this will get you to fill my water bowl 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
612 You're gonna need a bigger bowl. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
613 What's the saying about glass houses and throwing bones? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
614 You better check the dog house for Nemo... 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
615 Ok. If you let me out I’ll get the vaccine. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
616 You couldn't try a crate like everybody else? 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
617 The cat goes after the fish, I go after the cat. What do you want from me anyway! 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
618 First I got hungry for the fish, then I got thirsty. Now, let me out. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
619 There's certainly nothing fishy about this. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
620 If you think this is upsetting, I don’t recommend you go out to the doghouse. 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
621 And then he said....I will be right back. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
622 In my defense, you're the one who keeps forgetting to refill my water bowl. 1.3424 0.04057 184 128 49 7
623 It's time to see your eye doctor. I'm not a fish. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
624 If you’re wondering the goldfish is in the yard digging holes. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
625 Snow globes without snow? It's global warming. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
626 Do you realize that saying "Stay Rex, stay" is redundant? 1.3415 0.05636 123 91 22 10
627 What? You've never regretted an impulsive decision? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
628 You didn’t believe me when I said I was hungry 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 13
629 Get in here where it's safe 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
630 Try blaming your farts on me now! 1.3406 0.05586 138 105 19 14
631 So...just stating the obvious here... but those weren't sea monkeys the gypsy gave you. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
632 I'm finding this very uncomfortable, but I'm more concerned about how the goldfish is doing in the doghouse. 1.3403 0.04357 191 139 39 13
633 "I'm a dogfish. What do you think I am?" 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
634 Wanna play fetch and release? 1.3400 0.04520 150 105 39 6
635 Let’s try the flea meds again 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
636 Yes, it was worth it. I've never eaten a live goldfish 1.3397 0.04592 156 111 37 8
637 Yeah the snow's turning yellow. What do you expect?! 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
638 I HAD to... someone left the toilet seat down! 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
639 The cat is harmless, you said. The fish are safe, you said. Cats don't get shrink-ray eyes on Halloween, you said. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
640 Brian gazed a the crystal ball and wondered if he was getting a little husky. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
641 Pet Exchange Program 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
642 It beats wearing a mask. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
643 For years, Tom's modest experiments with rapid evolution bore no discernable results. Then one morning his work took a surprising and exciting turn: his goldfish had spawned a small canine. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
644 You look fat. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
645 I admit it looks fishy. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
646 It was delicious but too moist, 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
647 If you can hear me, it's time to rethink some of your recent life choices. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
648 I don’t know why you’re so confused—they told you at Animal Rescue that I am a water dog…and pescatarian… 1.3372 0.04458 172 124 38 10
649 Can’t wait to see the look on the cats face. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
650 OK, I'm sitting. Now what else should I do? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
651 New terrierarium. 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
652 Now, I know it looks fishy, but... 1.3364 0.06364 110 85 13 12
653 To be honest, Professor Schrödinger, I preferred the old version. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
654 Oh sorry, I felt like fish tonight 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
655 The salesman said it was a terrierium. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
656 I promise she will not find it as funny as you do. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
657 Better to live here than to be a fish out of water. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
658 I don't feel like a rescue. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
659 The seafood was good, but I'm out of water. 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
660 Curiosity didn't kill the cat, curiosity caught the cat. 1.3333 0.05746 126 96 18 12
661 This reflects more on you than it does me. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
662 The Pup-Guppy marked the beginning of the end of pet hybridization. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
663 The cat made me do it. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
664 Because you're a covidiot, that's why. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
665 Now its just you and me 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
666 I'm not a goldfish, Ted. I remember full well that you left me alone all day. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
667 I'm still waiting for you to get the vaccine... 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
668 Now's not the time to be Koi! 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
669 He was delicious. Do have any more? 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
670 I'm beta testing. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
671 He didn’t leave a note, but he told me I could have his bowl. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
672 ‘To catch the ball, you must become one with the ball.’ 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
673 It’s a dog-eat-fish world, Steve. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
674 I guess “no-krill” dog shelter was not a typo… 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
675 I slipped. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
676 Did you even read the instructions?” 1.3333 0.05554 132 100 20 12
677 This is the cat’s fault…somehow. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
678 I chewed up the little ship you built in here. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
679 The Magic 8-Ball says "Arf". 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
680 A little privacy, please! 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
681 I lost a bet with the goldfish. 1.3307 0.05707 127 97 18 12
682 Really, I'm just bowl sitting while they're on vacation. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
683 It looked completely different on Airbnb" 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
684 The guppies were delicious! 1.3303 0.06121 109 83 16 10
685 Not the kind of dog bowl I expected. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
686 Yes, I was wondering about it myself. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
687 Maybe a fish is really more your style. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
688 How’d you get out there? 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
689 I said “Pet guppy” 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
690 No, not again." (by the students of 4B at The Center for Early Education 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
691 This isn't what I meant when I said I didn't like the crate. 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
692 Well actually I'm a goldfish retriever 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
693 Yes, it's a bit on the small side, but the price and location can't be beat. 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
694 Sorry, I ordered the wrong dog bowl 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
695 Don't even think about flushing me down the toilet. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
696 I’m water spaniel 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
697 Please respect my safe space. 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
698 Man’s best friend, my foot. 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
699 Just because I have a three second attention span doesn’t mean I deserve this. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
700 Let me tell you. The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
701 Seriously, this is your idea of a doggie bowl? 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
702 Actually, I changed my mind. Let's try the crate again. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
703 Thanks for my new water bowl. It even had a snack in it. 1.3271 0.06053 107 81 17 9
704 look, if you want to go walkies during a pandemic, go for it, me, I'm staying in here 1.3269 0.06178 104 79 16 9
705 I'm still waiting for the CDC to approve COVID pet vaccinations. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
706 I was hungry AND thirsty. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
707 I'm just holding his place in line. He said he would be right back. 1.3265 0.05213 147 112 22 13
708 Honestly, I just kissed her. 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
709 They didn’t leave a forwarding address. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
710 I'm not coming out until you get vaccinated. Just like when I have to get my rabies shot. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
711 I promise, I'll never go on the carpet again! 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
712 I'm not happy about the shoe incident either, but this is extreme. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
713 So, you want to know what happened? Ok, you be me, and I'll be the goldfish. Then... 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
714 The only jelly beans left were colors that you don't like anyway. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
715 Dan, the expression is, "Give a dog a bone. A BONE." 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
716 I miss the days where if you misbehaved, they put you in the doghouse. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
717 The glass is always cleaner on the other side. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
718 I made a bet with the goldfish. I lost. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
719 I gotta pee! 1.3247 0.05120 154 118 22 14
720 Really, Jim, you seriously need to get new glasses. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
721 I swear, there was no goldfish in here when I climbed in! 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
722 We're not off to a great start. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
723 No sir. I'm a puppy, not a guppy. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
724 Ask again later. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
725 You have your bubble. I have mine. 1.3237 0.05327 139 106 21 12
726 To be fair, the fish was going in the toilet anyway. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
727 'Hmm... I should probably get my meds adjusted' 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
728 The goldfish ate my homework. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
729 I'm just as surprised as you are. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
730 Funny story.... 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
731 Reginald sensed that he wasn't cut out for pet ownership. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
732 ... and that's how the goldfish wound up in the doghouse. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
733 What do you mean what happened to the fish? 1.3228 0.05577 127 97 19 11
734 Fish pellets are fine...anything but beans. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
735 Sorry about the goldfish. Can I come out now? 1.3228 0.04774 158 118 29 11
736 Fetch? Really? 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
737 Who wasn’t a good dog? 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
738 I miss our walks together. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
739 I was really thirsty! 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
740 Shower, shave and get some coffee and then we'll talk. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
741 I heard “sit, fish” not “sit, fetch”! 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
742 I don’t think I should swim on a full stomach. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
743 Hey, if I was a 3-masted schooner you wouldn't be at all surprised! 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
744 Can I have some water…? 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
745 Is there no place to hide? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
746 Hey, look at me. I'm an English Bowldog. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
747 What, you were expecting Barbara Eden? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
748 You think this is weird? Where are your eyes? 1.3208 0.06222 106 82 14 10
749 Alright I’ll give it a shot, but I’m telling you if the goldfish is curled up in my spot in front of the fireplace, neither one of us is going to be very happy. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
750 The rent was reasonable, there’s lots of natural light, and they allowed pets. So, I thought, hey, I can compromise a little on the space, right? 1.3208 0.06222 106 82 14 10
751 Francis, you got the wrong book. Not How to Raise a Guppy! 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
752 You can wish all you want. It still doesn't make you a catfish. 1.3205 0.04897 156 118 26 12
753 I know you ordered a talking fish, but maybe it's time to count our blessings? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
754 In the Metaverse everyone thinks I'm a dog. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
755 Could you pour in some water so I can practice my dog paddle? 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
756 I really have to pee. Don't ask about Goldie. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
757 Let me guess. Taking the goldfish out for a walk in the park didn't go too well, huh? 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
758 I know . . . I've been looking for them myself. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
759 I got stuck going after the cat. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
760 So, if I say 'Trump won' five times, you'll let me out of here? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
761 It’s boy in a bubble, not good boy in a bubble 1.3197 0.05614 122 93 19 10
762 The fish were good, but boy do I have to pee. 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
763 Tap the glass and I'll bite you. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
764 I’ve always identified as a goldfish 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
765 I was getting tired of the usual tricks. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
766 You still have to walk me you know. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
767 I'm sorry Dave - I can't open the pod doors. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
768 A life sentence for one goldfish? 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
769 No, no, I'm a GOLDFISH retriever. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
770 Anything's possible with the right camera angle, my friend. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
771 Never seen a dogfish before? 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
772 Very funny. Mixed petaphor. 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
773 When you die, I bet she orders a Forever-Replica of you also. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
774 Yes you're handsome. Now let me out. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
775 But I was really thirsty and you closed the toilet lid! 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
776 They told you today's cannibis is not the same as the joints you smoked in college 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
777 This isn't what I meant when I told you I needed a new water bowl. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
778 Political correctness be damned. I'm just going to say it: you're married to a witch. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
779 I couldn't resist, I was hungry and thirsty. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
780 How about a little hydrant? 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
781 I know the situation looks a bit fishy 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
782 Ben's OCD did not prevent him from having a pet dog. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
783 A young Stanley Grzminski, the inventor of the conference room, envisions the future. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
784 I know that I’m not a goldfish. I’m just playing koi. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
785 Goldie told me to say goodbye. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
786 Listen pal, I'm a talking dog...don't you think we're aiming a bit low here? 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
787 Maybe just focus on how the hell you're gonna walk the goldfish. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
788 I ate the fish and drank the water. Deal with it. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
789 I know you are worried about covid-19 but don't you think you are taking this a little too far? 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
790 Everything just looks a little safer from in here 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
791 No no, Schrödinger, this is not the right way! 1.3162 0.04633 136 98 33 5
792 A hydrant! A hydrant! My fishbowl for a hydrant! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
793 I'm nonbinary. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
794 You fetch, moron. Sit is all you’re getting out of me. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
795 You're not going to believe this. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
796 What happened to the little castle? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
797 You look like you’ve put on weight. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
798 Dogfish, smart ass! 1.3154 0.05354 130 99 21 10
799 Could you shake the globe? I love chasing the snowflakes. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
800 I just wanted to swim a mile in another pet’s fins. It’s an empathy thing. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
801 My pronouns are still he/him 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
802 Only you can release me from this metaphor gone wrong. 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
803 I’m more of a catfish person. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
804 Well, it was a really fat fish. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
805 No, I didn't eat the fish. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
806 I'm one step ahead of the cat." 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
807 Please accept that I can't be what you want me to be. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
808 No idea what happened to the fish. But I did drink the water. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
809 I’ve long struggled with my identity. 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
810 It's a cat thing. You wouldn't understand. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
811 The fish? I'd like to have an attorney present." 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
812 Uh, remember the goldfish and the cat? 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
813 I guess it's not the water that has you upset. 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
814 Please can you overfeed me now? 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
815 Eating the fish was the easy part - you try drinking all that water ! 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
816 I’m a Just-Add-Water Spaniel. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
817 OK, no more questions. Just break the damn glass! 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
818 This is what happens when you order a Dogfish on line “ Eisenstein 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
819 How am I ever going to feel comfortable licking my ‘private parts’? 1.3125 0.05518 128 99 18 11
820 So, you live in a bubble, I live in a bubble, what's the big deal? 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
821 That's cute that you think I'm the only one of us in a bubble. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
822 Woof? 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
823 At least he didn't put me in the microwave. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
824 That’s right, Andy … I’m a pescatarian. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
825 It all depends on your point of view. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
826 So this is my punishment for winning at "Go Fish" 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
827 I'm in the doghouse, too, pal. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
828 I was thirsty and hungry. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
829 So anyway, the goldfish is outside chasing squirrels. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
830 I needed my own space. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
831 Did you ever wonder how the ship got in the bottle? 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
832 (Bark!) 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
833 You know the PETA people are able to see this cartoon, right? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
834 That’s right, rub it and repeat three times, who’s a good boy! 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
835 Even worse, there’s a giant goldfish outside, tied to the tree. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
836 Laddie! Get Help!! 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
837 You walked the fish, didn't you? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
838 I have to pee. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
839 Instead of thinking outside the box I'm trying to think inside the bowl. 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
840 Yeah, about the catfish. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
841 Poor Jeff had lost his eyes, so he could not have seen his goldfishes great Halloween costume 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
842 Do you still like genetic engineering? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
843 No, I didn't eat him. The bowl was empty when I got here! 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
844 Sorry, Fred. This is worse than the time I ate chocolate. 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
845 If you had remembered to feed me, I wouldn't have had to eat the goldfish. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
846 I suppose you'll be taking the fish for a walk now? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
847 More importantly, what are you doing out there? 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
848 If I were you, I'd be more concerned about the giant goldfish in your pool. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
849 No, I'm 'fish bowl' size. That's one up from 'tea cup.' 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
850 Gary, I want a new urn. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
851 I ate the goldfish and then I got thirsty. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
852 You think this is bad, go see what the goldfish just did on the living room rug. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
853 Fish? I don't know anything about a fish. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
854 You've got to stop treating me like your ex, Phil. 1.3083 0.05773 120 94 15 11
855 Tuesday is sushi day. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
856 ....can't we just go back to me finding a spot in the backyard ? 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
857 You know, a kennel is more traditional 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
858 Obviously you're confused. Try to Google Dogfish 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
859 So, you want out? 1.3077 0.06273 104 82 12 10
860 It's going to be a steep learning curve, Ted. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
861 Is there dessert? 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
862 Don’t act like you haven’t done weirder things 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
863 Wow, this curved glass makes you look like Mr. Potato Head....Just kidding, Larry. The glass has nothing to do with it. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
864 Ok, ok. Tell me your three wishes 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
865 It beats drinking out of the toilet bowl. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
866 "Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
867 I asked for a catfish. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
868 I fell in here when I was just a puppy. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
869 The fish sends his regards. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
870 . . . no thanks, I'll just stay here until after 2024." 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
871 And please take the collar off the fish. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
872 Wrong dog bowl... 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
873 I was hungry, and then I was thirsty 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
874 This wasn’t what I meant when I asked you to fill my bowl. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
875 Did you notice my bark is louder? 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
876 He said we were only going to swap for five minutes. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
877 Goldfish are overrated 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
878 I feel the same way. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
879 The fish had it coming. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
880 The grass is always greener. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
881 As a cis-species canine, I now understand my privilege and the struggles of the trans-species community 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
882 Dwayne yearned to pet his nonfungible meta-dog. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
883 Shake me and see the flees jump. 1.3053 0.04833 131 97 28 6
884 Clearly there’s been something lost in translation. I asked the genie for some fish in my dog bowl. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
885 Okay,I can roll with this for the party but no goddamn fake snow. 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
886 you said koi but your genie heard corgi. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
887 OK, either you're dreaming, or I am. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
888 My point is that you can flush me down the toilet, but don't send me to a farm upstate. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
889 Elmer regretted not buying ‘Dog’s For Dummies’ 1.3047 0.04648 128 93 31 4
890 How should I know what happened to the fish? 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
891 You’re not the only one who misses their little pandemic bubble. 1.3047 0.05497 128 100 17 11
892 It's an echo chamber in here, but at least I've got a woof over my head 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
893 you misunderstood the meaning of dogfish… 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
894 Want me to roll over? 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
895 I'll remain in here until someone eliminates garlic from their diet. 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
896 Laika? I barely knew her! 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
897 Actually, I’d prefer a pedestal. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
898 I’ve felt like this ever since I first heard the phrase “pandemic pet”…. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
899 It all started when I wished for a showcase home in which I didn't have to tolerate constant petting from humans...poof...and here I am. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
900 I don't know about you-but this looks very fishy to me! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
901 Welcome to the Terrierdome. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
902 … Meanwhile at the miniature dog research laboratory, Carl conducts extreme weather tolerance tests using a snow globe… 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
903 You're out of edibles. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
904 Okay Mr. inventor , how are you planning to scoop? 1.3036 0.05927 112 88 14 10
905 A walk would do both of us some good. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
906 Bought it from a goldfish, but not sure I like living in a glass house. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
907 Not what I meant when I said I needed a dog bowl. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
908 I saved it from drowning. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
909 What did you think a dog fish was? 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
910 Because it was there. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
911 This whole unfortunate situation could’ve been avoided with a can of tuna. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
912 Just until you get your booster. Think if it as me protecting YOU. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
913 It's a dog eat dog world inside the snowglobe these days. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
914 You didn't notice you were walking the goldfish? 1.3028 0.06044 109 86 13 10
915 I think I've mastered playing koi. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
916 I hope this one lives, we can't afford to block the toilet again. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
917 Perhaps you were expecting a catfish my friend 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
918 It looked roomier on Zillow. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
919 You ever get the feeling that you’re in a New Yorker cartoon? 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
920 I swear, it started with a glance and just got out of hand. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
921 The goldfish are on vacation. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
922 I ate it all. Now I can't get out 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
923 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
924 You ate the fish AND drank the water!?! 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
925 Well, you wanted a designer dog that you didn't have to walk. 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
926 Im identifying as a gold fish 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
927 Not to be the turd in the punch bowl, but you’re about to have a turd in your punch bowl. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
928 So this is what it's like to wear glasses! Weird! It's like living in a fish bowl. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
929 Who's a good fishdog? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
930 I’m ready for liftoff. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
931 The good news is the cat is fine. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
932 Would you believe… lampreydoodle? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
933 Now get me out if here 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
934 Caroline took him for a walk. Something about 'less to pick up'." 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
935 Well,it was a bigger fish than I thought… 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
936 Globalization is the future. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
937 You said it was catfish. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
938 She's out walking the fish. 1.3008 0.04526 133 97 32 4
939 I was tired of being on the outside looking in. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
940 He said he wanted a goldfish. You bought him a puppy. He is 4 years old, what did you think was going to happen??? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
941 I refuse to believe SPCA gave you a "thumbs up" on this. 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
942 Please don’t plug it in! 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
943 Would you believe that rapid evolution is responsible for my being here? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
944 After I drank all the water, it seemed to cruel to let Goldie suffer anymore. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
945 I figured out how they get the boats in. But how to I get out? 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
946 Okay, we have different viewpoints. Now get me out.” 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
947 So, I was really thirsty (ha ha), and that gold, floppy thing was a little dessert. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
948 My bowl, my choice. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
949 What, you expected a catfish? 1.2993 0.05320 137 108 17 12
950 It's just a tourist visit. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
951 There’s something fishy about the way you’re staring at me. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
952 The betta started it. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
953 Rover, if you're in here... who did I just take out for a walk? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
954 Well this is my authentic self, Brian, but yes we can still be best friends. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
955 Screw the castle and the pebbles and get some fake grass and a tiny fire hydrant up in here! 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
956 Thanks, it was possibly the best fish soup I ever had." 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
957 Genus envy 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
958 I've traded fetching for kvetching. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
959 What are you doing out there, Ralph? 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
960 But, really, it looked like a bone. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
961 I'll fetch after you test negative. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
962 I'm a Guppipoo 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
963 Bob, mistakenly thought having a pet fish at age 6 made him an expert on the care and feeding of all pets. The results based on his misguided feelings of expertise with women were even more calamitous. 1.2981 0.06391 104 84 9 11
964 As a new pet owner,Rodney really struggled with concepts like “dog bowl.” 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
965 Not the pet you expected? Try seeing it from my position. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
966 Shouldn’t you check on the goldfish in the kennel?" 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
967 Do you think the landlord will notice? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
968 I’m pretty sure this is not the way the magician does it. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
969 Yes, it is small...but it's rent controlled. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
970 Take me to your litter! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
971 Ha! I wish you knew how fat you look from here. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
972 That’s what happens when you play with CRISPR 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
973 Goldfish is just the name they gave me at the shelter! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
974 Well, in my defense, I must say that I'm not the only one in this house who sleeps in strange places after an all-nighter 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
975 The fish? What fish? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
976 That’s what you get for putting an alpha with a betta. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
977 We're like two lost souls living in a fish bowl year after year...sort of. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
978 Now you won't have to walk me. Happy? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
979 I'm sorry, I couldn't get your paper this morning. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
980 oh ... you said fetch..not fish. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
981 In these times, don't we all live in a fishbowl? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
982 We're out of treats. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
983 Okay, I made a mistake. I thought it was a kitty. Now get me outta here. 1.2963 0.04592 135 100 30 5
984 Maybe you can feed me after you walk the fish. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
985 Where's the snow? 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
986 How did you know it was me, and not the cat? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
987 Enough time out 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
988 I should’ve bought the catfish 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
989 I swallowed the cat, that swallowed the fish... 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
990 So I lied at the shelter. I can't really tell fortunes. Sorry. 1.2955 0.05349 132 104 17 11
991 I asked if you could "put water in my bowl" 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
992 Don’t ruin this for me, Milton. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
993 I am the future of non-shedding, hypoallergenic dogs. Behold the goldfishdoodle! 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
994 Let me guess: first-time pet owner, right? 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
995 You may think I'm trapped in this dome, but you're wrong. Alexa, release the nerve gas. 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
996 Really? I thought you had just bought me a new supper dish! 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
997 We really need to think more outside the bowl. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
998 Remind me to unfriend you. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
999 I’m not sure…I stuck my head in to eat a treat and the rest is a blur” 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1000 I think it's best I isolate until I get all my vaccinations 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1001 If you're trying to be more fair, let's put a leash on the goldfish instead. 1.2951 0.04461 122 88 32 2
1002 What, you've never seen a dog bowl before? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1003 what fish? when I climbed in here, it was empty! Really! 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1004 If the winning caption even mentions a dogfish, you should cancel your subscription. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
1005 When you said we all had to stay in our "family bubble" this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1006 Don’t be so cheap. Get a litter box. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1007 The fish is gone. And I really need to go for a walk. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1008 Duh! Yes! I ate your precious goldfish. And I drank all the water. Don't just stand there, get me the hell out of here! 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1009 What were youu expecting when you ordered a dogfish? 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1010 As the epoxy hardened and his dog stopped squirming, Ron began to wonder if his crafting had gotten out of hand. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1011 We decided to trade places. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1012 I already looked, they’re not in here. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1013 First let me outside. Then I'll tell you how I ended up here. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1014 I've told you a million times, it's catfish, CATFISH. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1015 Actually, I preferred the crate. 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
1016 I've become a pescatarian. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1017 Watch it, buddy. Try and flush me and I'll clog the toilet. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1018 Oh, yeah! What are you doing out there? 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1019 No, honestly, the goldfish is in the wrong bowl. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1020 Unlike Goldie, the previous occupant, I am keenly aware I am living in a fishbowl. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1021 I'll get you out just as soon as I figure out how you got in. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1022 Am I in the doghouse? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1023 Just get me out. This isn’t Schrödinger. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1024 Please…just don’t flush me to dog heaven! 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
1025 You here to see the penthouse studio with 360 degree views? 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1026 Would you please rub my tummy? 1.2937 0.05412 126 99 17 10
1027 Next time pay more attention. I am not a tadpole 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
1028 I ate the fish and drank the water. Now will you let me out? 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1029 Bob, it's me, your dog, Max. Remember? Walks in the park, chasing squirrels, rolling in the grass...Bob? 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1030 I'm not coming out until you put on a mask. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1031 I had an identity crisis 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1032 Am I a cat or a dog? If I'm a cat, then I'm good. If I'm a dog, then GET ME OUT OF HERE! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1033 We should probably talk about last night. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1034 Explain myself? Ok. Umm, yeah, I got nothin’. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1035 I told you to leave the goldfish alone 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1036 I did say I needed a dog bowl. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1037 I'm not an allegory of life. I'm your dog. Get me out of here! 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1038 You said if I sit I get a treat. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1039 I'm not a catfish, I'm a fishcat. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1040 I can explain. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
1041 You never said I couldn’t. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1042 All you have to do is lick it three times. 1.2927 0.05257 123 95 20 8
1043 Easy now. Take a breath. It's not what it looks like. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1044 You've gone way too far with this downsizing stuff! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1045 Yeah, I'm a taking dog, but that doesn't mean you have to stare. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1046 This rescue isn't working for me. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1047 You know you will still need to walk me! 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
1048 If I’m in here, where’s the goldfish now? 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1049 At this point, I'm willing to settle for the cone. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1050 I don't yet know how or when, but you, sir, are a dead man. 1.2921 0.06818 89 72 8 9
1051 Everyone's staring at me. I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1052 You might tell the airhead who drew us that I find nothing humorous about my current situation. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1053 If it were predictable it would cease to be life! 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
1054 If you shake me one more time expecting to see fake snow, you will remember this Christmas for along time. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1055 There is no grass on the other side, Buddy. 1.2917 0.05474 120 94 17 9
1056 It's a funny story.... 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1057 Turn me over and it snows. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1058 Go ahead. Throw the first stone. 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
1059 I don't know what it is, I just want to get out! 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
1060 The kibble dehydrated me. I had no choice. I dont know where Goldie is. I like your hair like that. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1061 I didn’t see any fish. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1062 Stop staring, and help me. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1063 Sorry I was just sooo thirsty! 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1064 Yes, I said "Dogfish" 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1065 Be the ball,” you said. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1066 You know, it would have been easier if you just put me on a leash. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1067 In my opinion you've taken this pandemic bubble thing a bit too far 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1068 You just try taking a goldfish for a walk. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1069 Sorry about the Goldfish. He went down with the water. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1070 I said I needed a ball to play with, not in. 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1071 If you'll just turn off the Fox, I'll come out 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1072 We’re gonna need a bigger bowl… 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1073 Meow. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1074 I know this looks bad. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1075 Turn me over. I love it when it snows. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1076 Was it something I said? 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
1077 The cat tricked me! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1078 Really? This is what you consider no-bark training? 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1079 What? You've never seen a catfish before? 1.2901 0.04532 131 97 30 4
1080 So what, tubby, I watched you eat that whole salmon. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1081 It used to be a snow globe. I pulled the sled. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1082 I was jealous. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1083 Do you think you can still grant me my other two wishes?! 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1084 How did I get here? Well, the cat ate the goldfish and I ate the cat and... 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1085 The cat's a sorcerer. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
1086 So this is really just about your allergies? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1087 So much for best friends! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1088 When's lunch? 1.2891 0.05337 128 101 17 10
1089 And after you kill them all, Benjy, tell them the dog in the snowglobe told you to do it. I promise, they won't hurt you. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1090 I don’t know what happened. I just wished to be your best friend. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1091 I am not looking forward to cleaning the tank. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1092 Go ahead, burst my bubble. Please. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1093 I got catfished again. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1094 I never thought I'd say this, but DO NOT throw the ball! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1095 Did you walk the goldfish? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1096 What goldfish? I was thirsty! 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1097 I don't know. The goldfish just said it was his turn to go to the park. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1098 I don’t get it either. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1099 You never had pets as a kid, I take it? 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1100 Waldo, the question is what are you doing out there?” 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1101 Kevin! I meant a bowl the dog could eat out of. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1102 You have to be crazy to be out there; it is far safer in here. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
1103 Hey Bob, I just called PETA. I hope you look good in orange. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1104 Listen, I appreciate the gesture but can I just go back to the damn cone? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1105 Yes, I ate your goldfish and drank all the water. Now, please tip the bowl a little so I can get out. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1106 I do have one concern: You've been conversing with dog in a fishbowl... Are you sure you're micro-dosing that psilocybin? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1107 You promised me fish for dinner. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1108 How do you expect to fit a bone in here? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1109 Hear me out. In order to catch the ball - I have to BE the ball. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1110 I know it’s hard Frank but your fish is dead. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1111 You were out of dog food? 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1112 OK, I get it - this is not my sphere. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1113 . . .and finally, I won't be that easy to flush down the toilet. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1114 Goldfish? Water? No idea! 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
1115 This only looks fishy. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
1116 How did you get outside of the known universe? 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
1117 I was just playing fetch with the fish. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1118 Didn't you ever feel you belonged somewhere else? 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1119 Does anyone have Spot remover ? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1120 You think YOU live in a fishbowl? 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
1121 No, I have no memory at all of how I ended up in here. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1122 'You think this is strange? Nemo is upstairs barking at cars. 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
1123 Your move, doc. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1124 Just drop me off at the firehouse. No one will judge you. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1125 That dang fish tricked me again. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1126 This really isn't the 'dog bowl' I was hoping for. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1127 It helps to express my inner fish. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1128 I told you the cat was trouble. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1129 Ok, you won the bet, now get me out of here! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1130 We traded places. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1131 What? You never seen a goldfish before? 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1132 What the hell are you looking at? 1.2857 0.04850 154 122 20 12
1133 I am not a Portuguese water dog, this is not a dog bowl, and you are not my best friend. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1134 You'll have to get me out of here if you want to tell people I'm a rescue. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1135 I was thirsty. It had nothing to do with the fish. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1136 Can you take me for a walk please? 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
1137 It’s none of your business what bubble I’m in 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1138 You knew the fish would die if you put it on the couch, right? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1139 You should see where the fish ended up. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1140 Your future is ruff. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1141 I'm a Sea Dog. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1142 I’m sorry, Josh. I just don’t think I’ll ever be able to replace him. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1143 Where else can you get an "unobstructed 360-degree view in New York? 1.2843 0.04700 102 74 27 1
1144 Shake me and see if it snows. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1145 Don’t worry, you’ll forget about this in about three seconds. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1146 No more Pink Floyd for you. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1147 Well, you shouldn’t have played the carnival game if you didn’t want the prize. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1148 Goldfish? No. Can't say that I've seen any. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1149 It’s pretty cool we’re both in the New Yorker’s first uncaptionably cartoon. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1150 It was the cat. 1.2843 0.06133 102 82 11 9
1151 Water. It's really not that bad. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1152 If you're looking for the fish, try the doghouse. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1153 I couldn't find my mask. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1154 and stop looking so smug when you tell people I'm a rescue 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1155 That hole is rather small. How the hell did I get in here? 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1156 Your goldfish is on the lawn barking up a storm 1.2836 0.05361 134 108 14 12
1157 I dare you to say fetch. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
1158 No. I don't know what happened to your precious Goldie." 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1159 If you teach a dog to fish... 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1160 Let me guess. The fish is on the leash. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1161 Maybe now more than ever, I'm going to need you to be really diligent about picking up my poop. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1162 I said I wanted a dog dish,not a dog fish 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1163 Does it matter? A little help here? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1164 Really. I chased the cat in here but she hot out with the fish 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1165 Really? Not even for a small bathroom break? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1166 You need a new hobby. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1167 I’m supposed to be a watch dog, not a watched dog. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1168 But I don't even like fish! 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1169 A small talking dog in a fish bowl...... and you don't think that's the least bit odd? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1170 The good news is I don’t need a walk, the bad news is you will still have to clean the bowl. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1171 Are you sure you aren't experiencing the sense of being trapped inside a glass globe of your own fears and just projecting those feelings on to me? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1172 Now that’s Betta 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1173 Could you rescue me ....again 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1174 But I really, really need to go pee. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1175 I live by one rule: I don't throw stones. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1176 I just don't like your politics. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1177 Terry and his Terrier Terrarium 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1178 I'm a dogfish 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
1179 You haven't heard of a dogfish? 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
1180 The cat put me in here... 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1181 While you were hiding from the pandemic I evolved. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1182 The question is not how I got in, but how I get out! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1183 The cat is going to get a big surprise. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1184 I blew my last wish on wanting to get that fish! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1185 Nemo is teleworking today. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1186 Check those stupid looking glasses of yours. Do I look like a fish to you? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1187 Hey, SHE attacked ME 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1188 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1189 How can I convince you that I'm not a dogfish! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1190 Wait... if you're in there,who's been pissing on the kitchen floor? 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
1191 You asked for a dogfish… 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1192 This isn’t the dog bowl I had in mind. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1193 I fell in, and then the fish fell in me. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1194 I wish I could offer you a logical explanation. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1195 I'm full-bred Pescatarian. 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
1196 Gone fishin'" didn't work out so well for "Goldie. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1197 I was fishing for compliments when I realized I'd hit a glass ceiling. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1198 Why do you wear glasses if you don't have any eyes? 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
1199 I HAVE JUST GROWN TIRED OF A DOG'S LIFE1 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1200 I guess you're wondering how I got here. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1201 You damn fool. Can't you tell a dog from a fish. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1202 You know I’d do anything for wet food.” 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1203 You wished your goldfish was a dog. What did you expect, a Saint Bernard?!” 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1204 I feel like we live in different worlds, Kyle. 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
1205 This pandemic bubble has been rough. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1206 And I’m staying here until you put a mask on. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1207 So who did I just take for a walk then? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1208 I know you wanted a fish, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1209 I was trying a new sous-vide recipe." 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1210 It protects me from the scary firecrackers 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1211 Considering they were supposed to be freshwater fish, they tasted quite salty. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1212 Fergus soon realized that this was not the dogfish he ordered. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1213 Thanks. I was hungry and thirsty. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1214 No, I won’t roll over. I’ve got a new gig now. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1215 Break me out and I promise to give the goldfish back. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1216 You forgot to walk the fish. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1217 Now get the fish! 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1218 It never snows in here anymore and the water level seems to be rising. Is there something you want to tell me? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1219 Yo, genius. What's a dog gotta do to get some emotional support around here? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1220 I wasn't fishing for compliments. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1221 My water bowl AND food bowl were both empty. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1222 This is no time for lectures. I could use your assistance here. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1223 Don't ask. But you need to walk the goldfish. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1224 Please. Not the flakes again. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
1225 Where's the castle? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1226 You're taking the toy dog thing too literally. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1227 The rental market is crazy right now. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1228 They're right. The grass isn't greener. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1229 I can grant any wish ... uh, except for more fish ... 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1230 Tasty,but too much broth. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1231 But in a way, are we not all trapped in our own fishbowls, Hank? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1232 The dog put me here to 'sleep with the fishes' ... but, you know, snacks ... 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
1233 Is dog food flakes a thing? 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1234 You say ‘goldfish’, I say ‘sushi’. It’s a dog eat fish world. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1235 I've always identified as a fish, George, I just never had the courage to jump in. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1236 It'd be great if you could use your other two wishes to get me the fuck out of here. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1237 Okay, now before you put in the snow I'm gonna need a sled. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
1238 When I die, please don’t flush me down the toilet. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
1239 I knew I was in trouble when you took the fish for a walk." 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1240 I was both hungry and thirsty. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1241 She's in Boca for a few days. I'm sitting. 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1242 You've never seen a dogfish? 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1243 What can I tell you? I was hungry and it was delicious. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1244 Look...Melvin, even if I was a Golden Doodle, not funny. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1245 At last, the dogstronaut. 1.2773 0.05459 119 95 15 9
1246 Fishie? He's got the whole doghouse all to himself for a month before we swap back again. Do you think I got screwed? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1247 You binge watched "Tiny House" again didn't you? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1248 I’m tired of quarantining, too. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1249 ``If you even think about flushing me down the toilet, things are going to get very, very ugly.'' 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1250 Well I guess this explains the goldfish floppin' around in the crate." 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1251 I know this looks bad Carl. Honestly, I couldn't see the little fella, so I poked my head in to be sure. That's when I fell in. Can you help me get out now? 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1252 Don't trust the fish 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1253 Yeah… I don’t see Fred either. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1254 I’m the last existing miniature toy wolf who can speak… Why drown me, Jerry? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1255 The goldfish wanted to get out more and I like staying in. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1256 The gypsy couldn't make it. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1257 Now that I've walked in his shoes I see how wrong I was. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1258 Let’s play fetch the flakes. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1259 I told the pet shop I wanted a GUPPY in a fish bowl 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1260 No, I'm just bowlsitting. He went for a walk. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1261 So I said to the fish, ‘You a genie? Ha Ha Ha’! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1262 So what if the goldfish doesn’t bark at the doorbell. It doesn’t fetch either. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1263 Don't blame me. You're the one who locked the bird cage. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1264 This isn’t how best friends would treat each other. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1265 I prefer my old dog bowl. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1266 Peter had always suspected the mail carrier was a witch. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1267 I told ya, whoever sold you a dogfish scammed you! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1268 The cat and I have kidnapped the fish. The cat wants a can of tuna and I want 3 dog biscuits for Goldie's return 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1269 What you lookin at glasses? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1270 I love what you've done with the place, Bob, but this seems both a little fishy and not at all fishy at the same time. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1271 It happened when I won the lottery. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1272 If you're not going to walk me, at least put a little hydrant in here." 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1273 Uh... it's a... dogfish? 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1274 This is not what you think it is. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1275 I am working on my dog paddle! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1276 Prrr... it seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1277 When I bark, it hurts my ears”. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1278 Do I kevtch when you yell fetch? 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1279 We now get to sing, 'How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1280 I lost a bet with the cat. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1281 Bubbles just stepped out. Can I take a message? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1282 How about this? Is this hypoallergenic enough for you? 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1283 They said I needed a bowl, but this doesn't seem right. 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
1284 Please take me out. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1285 I was just watching the fish swim, and the next thing I knew his bowl was upside down with me inside... 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1286 Seriously? A little dog hair on the couch is going to be a problem?" 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1287 Okay, fine, I’ll use the damn crate. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1288 Well, to make a long story short, it's the cat's fault. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1289 I think the pet store screwed up your order. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1290 Never mind the fish. Is the dog gone? 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
1291 I'm on staycation. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1292 I seem to be mostly Goldie retriever. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1293 It started as a thought bubble. Now I can’t seem to escape it. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1294 Trust me it’s not that much better out here.” 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
1295 I know but my bark resonates. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1296 I can't tell you why or how, just that I've been here all morning. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1297 No, I don't think you'd win Best In Show on my planet. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1298 I suggest asking that 14 year old brat you raised. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1299 You don't want to see what's floating around when you shake this globe. 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
1300 You said to eat and drink only out of the bowl 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1301 It's a basic concept of our system, dude, 'the presumption of innocence.' 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1302 I hope you understand. I prefer social distancing right now. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1303 Think Ive been catfished 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1304 Brilliant! This is NOT a water dish. 1.2727 0.04545 121 91 27 3
1305 Whatever you just leashed and took for a walk is dead, buddy. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1306 Just don’t look in the doghouse. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1307 You’ve been so forgetful lately. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1308 I had to get away from that damn cat! 1.2727 0.04545 121 91 27 3
1309 What can I say - I was thirsty… 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1310 So, you forgot to fill my water bowl last night. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1311 You forgot to put out my water bowl! 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1312 The pet store received your order, but AutoCorrect changed it from "goldfish" to "golden retriever." 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1313 I realize you wanted a goldfish and your mother got you a dog but you have to let me out of here, you psychopath 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1314 Welcome to my bubble! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1315 Heh heh! I’m just messing with your cat, mister. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1316 I used to be a goldfish. Now I'm working my way up to snow-globe Santa. 1.2727 0.05505 121 98 13 10
1317 This is not a Super Bowl. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1318 I chased the wrong tail. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1319 Yes, it's a little cramped but the view is spectacular! 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1320 This isn’t what I meant when I said “I needed some space.” 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1321 And I drank the water too. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1322 Algorithm shmalgorithm, can you please just start googling for the fix? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1323 OK, so I ate the goldfish! 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1324 It was a phishing scam. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1325 Somehow getting a dog just couldn't replace the bond he had with his goldfish. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1326 I don’t know if my bubble got smaller or I got bigger, but I am double vaxxed and I want out! 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
1327 I could use some water. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1328 I don't think this is what they meant by "Give him his own special bowl." 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1329 I don’t want to go to the moon Elon. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1330 It's my day off. The Goldfish is running around outside looking for squirrels. Get him to fetch something. 1.2712 0.05602 118 96 12 10
1331 Thanks, but it's not exactly what I mean't by a new dog bowl. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1332 No, I don't want any water. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1333 Goldie was always one step ahead of us, boss. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1334 I dare you to say rollover. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1335 Canine downsizing ends now! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1336 No problem about the mix up, and no harm done - but it may be too late for the fish. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1337 Glad you're back. The goldfish ran away and I have to pee like a racehorse. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1338 I just needed to know how the other half lived. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1339 On the other hand, I should be a lot less trouble when you leave for work. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1340 You have to admit,if I were a cat,this would have gone viral. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1341 Can you make it rain food for me, too? 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1342 Oh "Dogfish", I get it. Like in I'm a dog, but I'm in a fish bowl. Dogfish. Hilarious. Now get me the fuck out of here. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1343 You're not very good at the having a pet thing, are you. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1344 I’m tired of living in a fish bowl.” 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1345 People who live in glass houses shouldn't. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1346 You never should have fed me tunafish 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1347 I ate the ship. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1348 Fish? What fish? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1349 This is safer than a mask! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1350 I think you missed the point about a low maintenance pet. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1351 Is this a better place to poop than your carpet? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1352 In the other room was a goldfish, on a plush bed, having a very bad day. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1353 Now what do we do,smart guy! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1354 ...just a little thirsty and got carried away... 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1355 It’s Pavlov’s Bell. Not Plath’s ‘Bell Jar’. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1356 Until you get your shots, Harry, I’m afraid this is how it’s got to be. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1357 I'm house sitting this weekend for the turtles. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1358 Harold, you should have gone with me. Best party ever!!! 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
1359 If you had eyes, you would see how wrong this is. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1360 What fish? It wasn't me." 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1361 I should not have hired a magician to train my dog 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1362 I was going for transparency. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1363 Just till mommy gets back from walking the fish. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1364 Breakfast was great...What's for dinner? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1365 This isn’t the dog bowl I ordered. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1366 I was thirsty and then, well . . . 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1367 Like you've never been caught with your hand in the cookie jar. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1368 You've misinterpreted my desire for attention. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1369 I ate the damn fish. I drank the damn water. Of COURSE I wanna go out! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1370 Something is definitely fishy here. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1371 You're new to pet ownership, aren't you? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1372 I need to poop. 1.2679 0.05810 112 92 10 10
1373 What fish? I didn't see no fish! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1374 This is where a three second memory would come in handy. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1375 How America won the Space Race 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1376 For both our sakes, please don’t make me poop in here. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1377 I'm your best friend Michael, but there are limits. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1378 I ate that jalapeno you dropped, my water bowl was empty, and then ... well, I guess I lost my mind. I didn't even know I liked fish! 1.2673 0.05952 101 82 11 8
1379 The cat lured me in here. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1380 Is this a trick? 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1381 I told the you the housing bubble was going to be a problem. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1382 The goldfish was easy; it was drinking all the water that was hard. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
1383 Not coming out 'til you show me your vaccine passport or put on a K95, Pal. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1384 Well, have you checked the toilet bowl? 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1385 Don't just stand there! Go get that fish that did this. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1386 You're right. It adds a whole new perspective to the value of being house broken. 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
1387 It was always about how to sit, not where to sit. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1388 There is a perfectly reasonable explanation. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1389 No. No dessert, thanks. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1390 Odd Bob and His Terrierrarium 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1391 Hi Gary, yes I'm Sam and I want you to go back into the space ship and get the Amazon dude but leave Shatner alone. 1.2667 0.05940 105 86 10 9
1392 So this is my new dog bowl? 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1393 Me and the guppy did a house swap. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1394 I did the research...it IS safe to put goldfish in here! 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1395 Until you start wearing a mask... 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1396 We're filming the sequel to "The Cat Who Swallowed the Canary". 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1397 I don't care what you think you heard. I am not a GUPPY. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1398 Catfish not exotic enough for you, huh? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1399 I'm pretty sure that I'm not a fish. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1400 I can still chase my tail. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1401 It happens when you over-feed a dogfish. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1402 Magic 8-Ball says "LET ME OUT!" 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1403 It beat drinking out of the toilet until I fell in. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1404 If I'm in the goldfish bowl, then Gill must be in the...you monster! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1405 I don't think you understand the meaning of "Dog Bowl" 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1406 Your last pet may have forgotten but I know I’m a dog 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1407 Blame Facebook, Darwin and our therapist. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1408 I ordered a dog bowl from the pet store and this is what they sent me ? 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
1409 Just as I thought. It's worse to be in the fish house. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1410 It's too cold to pee in the snow, so this is my solution. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1411 Another fish and water please. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1412 Now be a good boy and fetch me a thought bubble.” 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1413 We'll go for a walk when you've had your second shot. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1414 Just rub the bowl! 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1415 Can we focus on your syntax? 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1416 It's the wrong bowl, dummy 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
1417 Reply hazy, try again. Woof! 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1418 You wouldn't believe how thirsty I was. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1419 And you've housebroken the fish? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1420 You watch and control everything I do, so I might as well live in a fish bowl. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1421 Teacup. Teacup terrier. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1422 you can shed in there all you want 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1423 First teacup dogs and now this? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1424 Guessing you’re not a read-the-directions kind of guy. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1425 I should have worried more when you shrunk the kids! 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1426 Break glass in case of squirrels. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1427 Your goldfish tasted nothing like the crackers 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1428 I promise I won't pee on the rug ever again. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1429 I was expecting a doghouse. 1.2650 0.05482 117 95 13 9
1430 Think Globally, act locally 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1431 I meant a dog bowl for food. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1432 What? He was taunting me! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1433 I promise I won't chew the couch & more... 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1434 The cat could never do this! 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1435 We'll See What Happens When I Escape, Bob. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1436 If I stay in here too long, then urine trouble. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1437 You should see the blizzards I get in here. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1438 I said i wanted a "New Ball"...Ball! 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1439 You're already plotting about how to monetize how cute this is, aren't you? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1440 What happened to the previous tenant? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1441 It's really very simple. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1442 Maybe I need to reconsider the crate? 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1443 God you’re ugly. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1444 Bezos' said I'd come back different. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1445 Global warming: no snow! 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1446 If you had two eyes you would plainly see the pet store ripped us both off. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1447 I need a undo! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1448 I've never enjoyed a crate so bright, so airy, with three hundred and sixty degree views. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1449 If my calculations are correct, he should only have a memory of 21 seconds. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1450 I think the question is "How do I get OUT?". 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1451 Arf! Arexa! Range rannel! 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1452 But just think how cool the fish looks in my doghouse. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1453 I’ll come play when you get vaccinated, that’s when. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1454 Did you even do any research? Everyone knows that the dogfish is a salt-water creature. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1455 I get it. I'm not your best friend anymore. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1456 So,where’s your mask? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1457 Walkies? 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1458 You need to understand that we goldfish are not just of one cookie-cutter format. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1459 Melvin, what if this is as good as it gets? 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1460 So what? You wanted a puppy, I wanted a guppy. 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
1461 I was thirsty and I had a craving for sushi. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1462 Goldfish? What goldfish? I only wanted some water. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1463 What are you doing out there? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1464 I wanted to see what the world looks like from the inside. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1465 Please, I don't need a lecture right now. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1466 And who's the liar now, Mr. 'You're really in the doghouse this time' 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1467 I'm not okay with this metaverse stuff. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1468 If I had any idea how special that fish was to you, I would have never eaten it. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1469 who's a good bowl? you are! 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1470 Is this because I ate your slippers? 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
1471 If you don't get me outta here soon, you're going to see one hell of a disgusting bowl. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1472 I told you not to take that hallucinogen. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1473 Dorothy was wrong. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1474 Yeah, and I'm going to continue living in a bubble until you wear a mask at home. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1475 That blank look on your face leads me to believe you might be new at dog ownership. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1476 The cat chased the fish. I chased the cat. But now I see that I was being 'set-up' all along. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1477 Okay, I drank all the water and ate the fish--now can you get me out of here? 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1478 Micro -size pet "they said" , you will love it! Never have to leave the house to walk it! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1479 Ok,Ok, I'll get vacinated. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1480 I'll tell you where the fish is if you get me out of here. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
1481 I'm sorry I ate the goldfish. Can you get me out of here now? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1482 Don’t worry, this is still much roomier than my old apartment in New York. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1483 He wanted me to tell thanks but captivity just wasn't for him, but as you can see, I'm good with it. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1484 What are you looking at? At least I'm not in the doghouse. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1485 Well Bud, think it's better than being in a pickle." 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1486 The fish got a castle. Just sayin' . 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1487 I don’t throw stones….. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1488 YOU WERE EXPECTING A CATFISH? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1489 the goldfish did it 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1490 Honestly, I'm finding the transition to post-Covid life pretty difficult. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1491 I need a lawyer and a walk. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1492 OK, I get it. You really wanted a fish. Well, tough. Now get me out of here. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1493 When I raise my leg and do my business, everything runs down the glass and I've nowhere to sit. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1494 Second dog in space will still give me a boost in followers 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1495 Not even a doggie door? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1496 I asked for a doghouse, not a 'revolution in architecture.' 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1497 I was much thinner before I ate all the goldfish. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1498 I met him for lunch but haven’t seen him since then 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1499 DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE GOING TO PUT WATER IN HERE! 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1500 I identify with being a gold fish. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1501 This is not what I envisioned when you said you'd put me in the dog-house 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1502 That's not what "terrarium" means. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1503 You need new glasses. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1504 Hey, Goldie's actually not my name anymore, I go by Rover now. 1.2604 0.06325 96 80 7 9
1505 When you said "I'm kind of a goldfish person," I didn't grasp the full implications. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1506 Here's looking at you, kid! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1507 Then my fin turned long and furry, these ears popped out, and, finally, the gills disappeared. Please Mr Darwin, let me now walk the earth. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1508 I’ll still shed. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1509 I drank the water and ate the fish, but I can’t get out. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1510 Do I look like a goldfish? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1511 Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault the fish bowl looked comfy 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1512 This is not what I mean when I asked for a dog bowl. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1513 This is better than being a Chia dog. 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
1514 So, where is the goldfish? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1515 Warning: Objects in your glass eye may appear larger than they are 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1516 Not what I envisioned when you wanted me to play ball 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1517 I dunno. The goldfish said, "you're next buddy" and cackled. And here I am. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1518 C'mon... I'm not a beta—I'm an alpha! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1519 ... and then the cat drank all the water. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1520 Yep, new breed, mini Portuguese water dog. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1521 I will come for you in the night 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1522 How many time do I have to tell you. I am not a fish. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1523 Kitty Karma 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1524 Due to the supply chain crisis teacups are no longer available 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1525 I'm minding the bowl while the goldfish is on holiday! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1526 Honey, I said guppy not puppy. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1527 I can't see this working Mr Schrodinger 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
1528 Look, the goldfish is history. Get me the hell out of here! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1529 A fish bowl by any other name is a fish bowl. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1530 This isn't what I meant when I said the water bowl was empty. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1531 If I fits, I sits. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1532 I'm gonna take the fish for a walk. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1533 I live in a fish bowl. You live in an Alien’s simulation game. Yet you make fun of me? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1534 Like you’ve never snacked on those tasty goldfish before 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
1535 Herman’s pet dogfish. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1536 Please put some water in the bowl. I want to do my laps. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1537 His goldfish didn’t have a memory, but I do, and he’ll pay for this. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1538 It sounds trite, but whatever, "Take me to your leader!" 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1539 When you ordered a dog bowl but got the bowl dog instead. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1540 I’ll say this about Dusty and Lefty, they had good taste. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1541 Guessing I'm not the Dogfish you asked for. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1542 First fish, then cats. Honestly, it's a little sad you didn't see this one coming. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1543 I’m from the future, my name is Shiba Inu. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1544 break in case of emergency 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1545 Evolution of the dog fish 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1546 I’m a Goldfishdoodle! I don’t shed, I’m great with children, and when I die you can just flush me down the toilet. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1547 Hello earthling. I come in peace. But it was a long journey. I just need to be walked. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1548 What water? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1549 The fish called in sick. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1550 What can I say - the gold fish dared me .. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1551 You can take the ball out of the doggie but you can’t take the doggie out of the ball... 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1552 So now what? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1553 You really need to take me out more. I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1554 I'll bet you think this is all a big joke, don't you? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1555 Your cat told me to, that's who. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1556 We need to get out more. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1557 I had to drink the water to catch the fish. Now, can you help me get out?? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1558 Yeah........so? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1559 Just because you feel like a hamster on a wheel in your cubicle all week doesn’t mean I need to be miserable. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1560 Did you put the fish in my bed? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1561 I see chewed slippers in your future. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1562 I don't care if I get fleas. I need to live my life. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1563 How many times do I have to tell you: I’m a Golden Doodle not a Golden Fish. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1564 Wouldn't it be easier if you just got vaccinated? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1565 At first, it didn't seem like a bad trade. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1566 They taste a lot better than the dog food you've been giving me. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1567 No, I'm not trying to be coy 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
1568 ...and can we please drop the Instagram account? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1569 And then she stomped off ….. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1570 I should never have been drawn to this situation. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1571 Might we instead focus on the fact that Bubbles is on the loose? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1572 See, not every evolution needs millions of years 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1573 Get help. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1574 It's time for my walk 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1575 I didn't eat the gold fish and drink all the water. The cat did. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1576 Yes your fish is gone, but let’s focus on the positive: you have a very hydrated cat. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1577 Grab your phone and film me,Barry; I’m going viral! 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
1578 It tasted like chicken 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1579 Things are going swimmingly 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1580 This is not what I had in mind when you were talking about a dog bowl. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1581 I think you know I’m not a fish you hippo. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1582 You never like feeding them anyway. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1583 That on-line registration for this year’s Puppy Bowl was a bit fishy. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1584 When you splash out the water we can't dog paddle. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1585 I'm a goldfish retriever, now go get me some water 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1586 I’m tired of the fish food 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1587 I’ll be a good boy. I won’t throw anymore stones. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1588 I'm a mirage. I've always been a mirage. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1589 It was him or me. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1590 I told you I am fully vaccinated. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1591 I need global awareness! 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1592 Goldfish are delicious. You should try one sometime. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1593 I really don't know how you got into that thing, it doesn't make any sense? Your head is waaaaaay to big for that sweater!! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1594 You pay more attention to the damned fish! So I got rid of them. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1595 Nemo put up a good fight. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1596 I know what you're thinking. Water dog or cat fish? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1597 Surrender Dorothy! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1598 You gotta rub me the right way. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1599 The fish was taunting me. I had to. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1600 I'm an alpha dog, not a beta fish, please 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1601 Didn’t expect the new yapper zapper to work quite like this. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1602 Sorry, but bringing metaphors to life is more of a cat thing. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1603 I'm really, Really, REALLY sorry about the new carpet. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1604 No, I don't necessarily like fish, it's just that I'm a small dog with a bit thirst. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1605 It's an echo chamber. I sound 10 times bigger when I bark from in here 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1606 I'm practicing in case Bezos picks me for his next space shot. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1607 O.K., now it’s your turn to hide. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1608 Dale was impressed to see his wife finally found a replacement for their teacup poodle. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1609 Fido, perhaps you have taken social distancing a bit too far. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1610 Well, after all the fish I was pretty thirsty ... 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1611 And, in addition, I can’t say for sure what happened to the fish. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1612 This isn’t what I meant when I asked for a water bed. 1.2542 0.05408 118 97 12 9
1613 I promise never to eat the fish food again. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1614 I'm really conflicted, but it was worth it. 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1615 Plan ahead--this terrarium idea is gonna stink! 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1616 Admittedly, the goldfish won the battle. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
1617 You'll grow out of it! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1618 I ate the cat. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1619 You know that fish aren't man's best friend? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1620 Sink or swim Dan, sink or swim. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1621 Gaze in to the crystal bowl; now feed me. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1622 Sorry, I tested positive for the Covid-19 virus. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
1623 Just have the memory of a goldfish and it will be okay. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1624 Don't blame me, the fish did it.. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1625 You’ve been engaging in some risky behavior…I just feel safer in isolation. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1626 I did NOT eat the fish; he jumped into my mouth. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1627 Quack! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1628 Well, if you won't wear a mask ... 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1629 Do you believe in reincarnation? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1630 I feel safer in my bubble, thanks. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1631 What? You weren’t home and I was hungry - so sue me! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1632 And I suppose the goldfish lives in my doghouse now. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1633 I'm a guppy puppy.what else? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1634 No, by adding water I will not become a dog fish! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1635 I think it's time to try a harness. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1636 I'll play along if this will let you get over your old dogfish. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1637 Don’t just stand there staring. Do something. 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
1638 If you let me out for the Iditarod, I’ll grant you three wishes 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1639 It's your fault. My water bowl has been empty for days. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1640 I still have to pee. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1641 My empathy therapist recommended it. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
1642 If you let me out of here, I can grant you three poop-related wishes 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1643 Pardon me sir. Where will I find the bathroom? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1644 He'll be right back, just burying something in the back yard. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1645 So the genie granted me three wishes, this was the first one. Now as for you... 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
1646 It’s called a ‘Furarium’ 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1647 Fish are so OVER! 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1648 T Your goldfish is in the backyard burying a bone 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1649 It's small, but I like the three hundred and sixty-degree view and the fish smell. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1650 I think you should know that the fish was tasty but a little watered down. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1651 I still have to go for a walk! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1652 You could be a snow globe for the UConn Huskies. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1653 Not until you're vaccinated. 1.2523 0.05500 111 91 12 8
1654 I ate the little shits and drank all the water. What's it to you? 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1655 Good luck with getting the leash on him. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1656 Apple’s new smart speaker responds to voice commands if you establish dominance first. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1657 If you sprinkle food on me again, I'm eating the hamster. 1.2520 0.05119 127 104 14 9
1658 Just because I refuse to wear a mask? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1659 You went down the wrong aisle at the pet store again. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1660 Nothing like a cool drink with your meal. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1661 You never heard of a dogfish? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1662 While staring at his puppy in the fishbowl Jim began to realize just how thankful he was for TV. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1663 We were out of cat treats. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1664 You vaccinated? 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1665 Is this your way of criticizing my attention span? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1666 Master, grant me one request. An Uber to the shelter. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1667 We both need to come out of our comfort zone 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1668 It's true what they say- nowhere to hide a slipper. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1669 I told you he was a fraud! He said he'd turn me into a goldfish. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1670 So how did walking the goldfish turn out? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1671 It's just until the vacuuming is done 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1672 Goldfish is just the larval stage. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1673 The fish tricked me 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1674 It was after I opened a Facebook account that I realized I enjoy living in a goldfish bowl. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1675 We need a sabbatical. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1676 I know you named me Fish, but seriously... 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1677 Google it. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1678 Drank the water, ate the fish; now I'm too big to get out! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1679 I know. Don't worry, it's transitory. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1680 Who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1681 That’s your punishment for swallowing the fish 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1682 You can't get COVID from a dog, I promise. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1683 I am empathizing. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1684 In this space I can chase my tail all day long and not indulge in your needs. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1685 In here I don’t need a mask 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1686 Thanks for changing my bowl to self-serve! 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1687 They told me it was a fish but I dunno... 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1688 I told you. Don’t invite Ricky Jay! 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1689 What's wrong? You never heard a goldfish say, "Arf?" 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1690 Look Boss this just isn’t working! You have to hire a dog walker. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1691 They did tell you I was a dogfish, didn't they? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1692 Can you help me work on my pronounciation? I asked for a better growl for a hound, but that dumb genie obviously understood 'get a bowl all around'. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1693 The risk in pursuing the goldfish 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1694 You said fetch, I thought you said fish! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1695 You’re the one living in a bubble, Dave. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1696 You don’t have to walk me but cleaning my bowl won’t be pleasant 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1697 Don't you think your reaction is a bit extreme? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1698 Sometimes you eat the fish and sometimes the fishbowl eats you. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1699 The goldfish challenge. It’s the latest thing on Tik Toc 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1700 What do you mean - something's fishy? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1701 Now he'll only eat wet dog food. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1702 Me? It was your suggestion I dine-in 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1703 If you help me out, I'll say it's me who keeps missing the toilet. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1704 Sorry, you are no longer in my bubble." 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1705 Shake it and my dander looks like snow. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1706 It's water weight. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1707 I'm not living in a fish bowl. You are! 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1708 A bit salty, but a great appetizer. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1709 The goldfish moved upstate. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1710 I don't get why the fish complain, I personally, love the attention 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1711 Feel free to add some tasty fish. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1712 Where did you put the goldfish Bob? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1713 I was thirsty too. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1714 Glub? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1715 I went pescatarian. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1716 ‘Me dog ,you idiot .’ 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1717 Be back in a bit, taking the goldfish out for a swim. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1718 I don't think this is what they meant by dog bowl. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1719 I evolved overnight. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1720 So what happens when you turn me over? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1721 I just feel safer in here. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1722 If you think this is a good way to house train me you are WRONG! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1723 Don’t worry, you’re not hallucinating, I’m a hologram. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1724 Just wait until Mom comes home. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1725 You always paid more attention to that stupid goldfish than you did to me, so I figured ... 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1726 What came first? The chicken or the egg? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1727 Next time, think haddock. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1728 Now watch me roll over 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1729 No cat food,no water. What did you expect? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1730 There's a goldfish shortage. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1731 Is fetching still expected? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1732 I don't wanna go to the vet and you can't make me. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1733 Now there Fido, you can poop in there all you want! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1734 First I need to see a Covid tag around your neck. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1735 The high cost of taxidermy prompted George to invent the formaldehyde snow globe. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1736 I don't care how polluted it is outside, I want OUT! OUT! OUT! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1737 It's bulldog. B-U-L-L... 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1738 No, I don't think Schrödinger would find this funny 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1739 I told you the cat would use the magic set to get the fish. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1740 My perspective on the meal has changed. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1741 Concentrate, and ask again! 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1742 Goldfish got your tongue? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1743 Somebody's going to be in serious trouble when the missus gets home. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1744 The cat did it. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1745 My advice is, don't get into an existential conflict with a goldfish. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1746 I should have read that vacation rental listing more carefully. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1747 Can we go out for a roll? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1748 There’s supposed to be snow in the globe, but, y’know, climate chang 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1749 Isn't this where you keep the fish? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1750 It’s my turn to go into space! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1751 I'm a specialty breed. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1752 I'm unvaccinated. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1753 It's called thinking ahead. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1754 If a dog barks in a fishbowl does it make a ruff? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1755 One more time. I am NOT a dogfish. Do NOT put water in the bowl. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1756 I was thirsty; give me an hour and I will refill it. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1757 Who's that weirdo?" (by the students of 4C at The Center for Early Education 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1758 Do you even know what guide dogs are for? You're not going to get anywhere this way. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1759 This explains the dead goldfish on the floor. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1760 I'd let you pet me, but you're not in my bubble. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1761 I'm sorry for your loss. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1762 I guess you put the fish in my bowl. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1763 Tom has decided to name his new fish Fluffy 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1764 OK, fine! "Meow!" NOW are you convinced I'm a cat? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1765 I can’t explain it. I just took a sip! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1766 I didn't eat the fish. I just drank the water. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1767 This is your worst magic trick ever! I want a divorce. Also,where’s Fishy? 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
1768 Now you know how being married feels. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1769 It's Lent? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1770 Worldcoin Orb v4.5 completes the global launch using the animal trojan series. Founders must choose between expanding to Jupiter or retiring lavishly with regrets of the tetrahedron persuasion while launching the Anti-Dystopian Rhetoric Foundation. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1771 It’s more affordable than the doghouse rent and has tons of natural light. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1772 It's still not a dog bowl. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1773 What I've learned living in a glass house is you shouldn't stow bones. Let me out and I'll never dig in the yard again. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1774 I'll get that cat for eating the goldfish and blaming it on me. But first I'll roll this thing forward three inches, and he'll be picking glass out of his shins for a week. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1775 Pete couldn't walk by the jar on his coworker's desk without taking a puppy or two. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1776 Shake me. I like playing in snow. 1.2451 0.04501 102 78 23 1
1777 Miniature Bichon Fishay 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1778 I'm still your best friend, right? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1779 I gotta pee. Can you at least lay down some gravel? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1780 What?? I was thirsty 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1781 Please don't add water 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1782 Well yes, I know, but if you could still manage a belly rub I'd be much obliged. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1783 Don’t be mad. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1784 Your ‘golden’ stereotyping is pretty damn offensive. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1785 What goldfish? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1786 It was the perfect plan, until Fluffy convinced Goldie to double-cross me. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1787 This is by far the weirdest snow globe I've ever received. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1788 Sure, I'm suitable for apartment living, more or less. Two things. One is that I prefer kibble to flakes. The other requires me to be indelicate, but you're not taking me for a walk in this, if you get my drift. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1789 And I could ask how you got out there. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1790 I’m having a home-swap holiday. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1791 My doctor said I needed more fish in my diet" 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1792 Can you roll me around the house a little? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1793 It wouldn't be so bad if I only had a 3 second memory. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1794 I hope you didn't put the goldfish in the doghouse again. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1795 Yes, fine. Both fish, the little plants, that treasure chest and all the water too and I’m a very bad dog. Now please, I really really REALLY need to get to the yard. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1796 Hey man, let me out of here. Let me out and I'll, uh... I'll do that thing, the thing with the peanut butter. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1797 It’s time you learned the truth. I’m not a goldfish. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1798 You're bewildered?" 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1799 OK it's been an hour and I still love you. Now get me out of here. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1800 It's small, but I like the smell of fish. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1801 I survived on water and sushi. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1802 Something seems fishy here. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1803 It's the cat's fault. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1804 My therapist says I'm not ready for fetch. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1805 I preferred the kennel 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1806 Nice try, but I’m not letting the cat out of the bag. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1807 I'm got sick of being the one always sent to the dog house. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1808 I don’t know anything anymore Gordon. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1809 You try sitting in your own poop! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1810 No. I'm not a dogfish. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1811 If you're looking at this crystal ball right now, I'm in the living room and I really need to go out to pee and poop! 1.2432 0.05462 111 92 11 8
1812 It’s a dog eat dog world out there. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1813 I'm in training for outer space 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1814 So, I was thirsty and felt like having a little sushi. Why do you ask? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1815 I was thirsty. Sue me. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1816 Are you done humping the neighbors dog? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1817 I’d go out back and check on the fish if I were you. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1818 So who can afford a real dog anymore? 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1819 No, this won't turn me into a catfish 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
1820 I told you I was through fetching. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1821 I am going to need to see your vaccine card if you want to pet me. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1822 They took all the water and the plants with them. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1823 I'm addressing my supply chain problem. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1824 First I drank the water. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1825 Now that we've actually met, I should admit I was catfishing you. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1826 I don't know either. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1827 What's the problem? You thought I was cute when I was a dogfish tadpole. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1828 You tell me. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1829 Don't you ever ask me to be your best friend again. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1830 I think the pet store sold me the wrong fish. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1831 Fish is a wonderful source of high-quality protein. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1832 You're looking at an alternative fish. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1833 Didn't you ask for a genie in a bottle? Well, I'm Genie. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1834 The pet store was all out of teacups. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1835 I'm transitioning 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1836 The view is amazing." 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1837 Relax, I’m a mix between a golden and a goldfish. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1838 Don't judge me, I'm still a Vegan. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1839 Where to? What next? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1840 I have plenty of water, but you need to get more fish. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1841 It said,"Eat me." 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1842 I was thirsty. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1843 No, you are not ready for a relationship. You killed the plant and put me in here. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1844 Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1845 I have dreams bigger than being part of a diorama in a snow globe. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1846 She's out back playing fetch with Bubbles. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1847 Bob regretted asking the genie for a bitch that would bowl him over. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1848 The cat was bothering him. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1849 I can't unsee it--the freezer, the meat 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1850 It didn’t look like that on the website, honey. I’ve been catfished 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1851 I'm mystified by dog fish. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1852 I ate one goldfish and now I am in The Twilight Zone. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1853 It's the only way I'm going to get overfed. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1854 I should have taken the “terrier-arium” label more literally. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1855 Dogs in glass houses shouldn’t throw bones. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1856 Virgil, I feel completely objectified in here. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1857 Yes, your birthday wish for a small dog could have been a little more specific. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1858 I know how this looks, but really, he lured me in here, and now who knows where he is. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1859 At least you can't follow me into the bathroom now. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1860 I was adopted. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1861 Can we at least go back to the hamster ball? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1862 The goldfish isn’t here either! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1863 My preference would be a glass cutter. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1864 I guess this means a walk is out. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1865 Honey, what did you feed the fish? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1866 Bark bark bark? Bark! Bark bark bark bark. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1867 Maybe just a minnow or a goldfish for company? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1868 Some privacy, please? I don’t have a doggy door. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1869 Show me your vaccination proof 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1870 Glen rethinks his dosage. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1871 I am sure the steak tasted great, but I warned you not to bargain with the goldfish. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1872 Now where did I put the fish’s leash? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1873 For the umpteenth time, I am NOT a dog fish. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1874 Sorry, your mother thought you said cheap pet not chia-pet. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1875 Give me goldfish or give me death! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1876 Shake me to see the yellow snow. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1877 "I was thirsty, hungry, and thirsty some more, then I realized what I did and felt a need for protection." 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1878 Now you can over feed me. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1879 You made your body choice. I’m making mine. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1880 The dog ate it! 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1881 Do you ever feel like a fish out of water? 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1882 I WAS CURIOUS 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1883 Now curb the goldfish. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1884 Are you sure? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1885 Hey, I'm bowl eligible now. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1886 You talkin’ to me? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1887 Frankly, your breath is not so great either. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1888 Would've been better with soy sauce. 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
1889 Mommy says this is the only way you can be in our bubble. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1890 Of course you still have to pick up my poop,in fact more so than ever 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1891 I ‘m a bark in a bottle , arf arf! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1892 No, I said GUPPIES only grow to the size of their enclosures. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1893 Sorry, Rex! I asked her to fill your dog bowl. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1894 There once was a man name o’ Pat. Who had a fish in a bowl, and a cat. Though Pat liked the fish, the cat saw a “dish;” and now she is happy and fat. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1895 When you begin to question how drunk you got last night. Who's dog is this? Where's the fish? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1896 So the fish says “put yourself in my place….” BTW, I ate him. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1897 I guess we are both stuck behind glasses now. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1898 Rod, focus! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1899 At least you don’t have to flush it down the toilet now. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1900 You know, the humidity in here is ruining my fur, David. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1901 You know I can just jump out, right? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1902 I still don’t know how you expect me to float to the top when I die. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1903 Look I'm sorry they were out of fish... 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1904 I ate the fish and drank the water. Now what? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1905 My bark is bigger than my bowl. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1906 I was parched. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1907 Your wife bought this old RCA tv, and I came with it. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1908 All things considered, I feel safer in here. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1909 I was duped. Find Goldie . . . There isn't much time! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1910 Yeah, I drank the water, but I didn't eat the fish. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
1911 Dude! I've been vaxed. Happy to get a PCR test too. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1912 What part of, I'm not a fish, didn't you understand? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1913 'Abracadabra'...I was here and your genius son ran off with Bubbles. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1914 I was told to guard the place until they get back. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1915 Alright, the goldfish was delicious and I have drunk the water; now get me out if here! 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1916 First, catfished on Tinder, and now this. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1917 Let’s just say Air B & B made a mistake” 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1918 That goldfish was much meaner than he looked. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1919 Stay. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1920 So at MIT did you take the followup class about getting me the hell our of here? 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1921 I came, I saw and I conquered. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1922 Strangely, I can't remember what happened to the goldfish... 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1923 I've been studying him for months. He keeps staring at me. Never blinks. Do you think he has a catatonic disorder? 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1924 The goldfish were delicious, but now I feel like Jack Cousteau. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1925 What kind of master puts kibble in a goldfish bowl, then leaves for vacation? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1926 How did I get in here, then? 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1927 The Goldfish was a nice amuse bouche; what's for the main course? 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1928 Be a sport. Everybody gets a turn in the fish bowl. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1929 When you told me to fetch my bowl, I kind of got carried away. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1930 I should have reviewed the timeshare contract more carefully 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1931 I thought it was fish Friday... 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1932 If you want me to live here, I’ll need snow. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1933 No sea castles. Just a bone. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1934 You can let me out now, I'm done marking my terraritory. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1935 It’s called Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1936 How's Bubbles doing out there in the kennel? 1.2371 0.05820 97 81 9 7
1937 I wanted to know how it felt to be a Kardashian. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1938 Walks? No! Swims? Yes!! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1939 Paraphrasing Thoreau, what are you doing out there? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1940 Make a wish already. The genie in the bottle is so yesterday. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1941 No, dog bowls are for food. Dog food, you understand. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1942 But I just don’t feel like a tetra anymore. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1943 He's not the only fish out of water. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1944 Welcome earthling. Take me to your leader. 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
1945 It was a cute idea,but no one ever fully resolved the glass/slobber problem. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1946 I really don’t think it’ll stop him from licking the scar. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1947 Come on in. The lack of water's fine. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1948 Seriously, I want to go bowling. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1949 Now, think hard--where did you put the gold fish!! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1950 Who’s a bubble dog? I’m a bubble dog! But I’m still a bubble of love dog. Yes I am! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1951 It’s just until the landlord leaves. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1952 I got the goldfish, but it wasn't worth it 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1953 What do you expect? It’s thundering out and the bathtub’s occupied. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1954 Can't you find me a space helmet that fits? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1955 It's a dog's life. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1956 I didn't say I was a fish Gerald, I said I liked the BAND Phish. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1957 We normally don't leave our planet, Canine, but we understand yours has gone to the dogs. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1958 I told the pet shop I wanted a goldfish, not a golden retriever 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1959 Can you get the fish out of my doghouse? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1960 Do I look like a goldfish to you? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1961 Enjoyed the fish dinner yesterday, thanks. What’s on the menu today? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1962 It’s not so bad. I could have been the elephant in the living room. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1963 Bubbles the goldfish asked me to reserve his spot…honest 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1964 What do you mean a clown fish trapped in a dog's body? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1965 I come in peace. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1966 Carl, we've known each other for how long? Five years? That's like 35 years. And in all those years have I or have I not been nothing but a faithful friend? Carl? Carl, answer me!" 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1967 So, what were you expecting? A rabbit? A cat in a hat? Magicians are also working remotely these days. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1968 If Bezos or Musk need me, I can be available... 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1969 That was one tricky goldfish. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1970 No, we just changed venues. Do I look like a cat? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1971 I told you I was a crossbreed. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1972 For the last time, I'm NOT a fish! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1973 Dogfish? Do I look like a dogfish to you? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1974 Obviously I'm a powerful alien in a space ship! What did YOU think?? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1975 Now try suggesting it was me who dealt one. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1976 Hey buddy—mind turning the bowl upside-down so I can pee? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1977 What did you expect, fish 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1978 Isn't it about time to take the goldfish out for a drag around the block? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1979 Safety over comfort. And where’s your mask ? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1980 And you wonder why you’re still single!” 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1981 It's expensive, but it's got a great view and it's close to the park. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1982 You and me both, buddy. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1983 You're the master, but are we sure this microdosing thing is working the way it's supposed to? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1984 Goldy? No idea where he is. Oh, stop giving me that Keith-Morrison-Dateline-“Oh, he had an idea, alright”-look. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1985 I just wanted to see how I would look as the first dog in space 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1986 The gerbil's in my house out back. And the cat's in the gerbil's cage. And the goldfish is in the cat. And I'm in here. Your turn! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1987 Did I hear you say the word "walk"? 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1988 Any pet shop knows that cats prefer to drink moving water 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1989 If I stay still maybe he won't notice... 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1990 What? You couldn't afford a fish? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1991 No, I’m not your wife. Let me out. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1992 One problem. No litter box. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1993 Well, it all started with the damn cat! 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1994 From the inside looking out I can see you’ve gained weight during Covid pandemic 1.2347 0.05766 98 82 9 7
1995 ‘Good Boy’ in a bubble? Really? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1996 Don’t you dare name your brewery after me. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1997 That's a no for dinner but I do need to go outside to pee. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1998 It's rough in here. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1999 Dogfish, the perfect pet! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2000 Wait…ball….am I… INSIDE the ball? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2001 I don't get a Treasure Chest? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2002 Hey man, you think you could drop some kibble in my bowl? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2003 I ate all the Goldfish. Now I can’t get squeeze out! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2004 kafkaesque… 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2005 Hide and seek 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2006 So then I said, 'If you can figure out a way to breathe air and shrink me to your size, then be my guest!' 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2007 No water, please. I can't swim. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2008 Honestly, I fared pretty well. On the other hand, the cat was put into the terrarium with the boa. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2009 Just don’t flush me down the toilet when you get tired of me. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2010 In here, it’s a dog eat fish world. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2011 I’m really sorry; I swear that poodle said she was vaccinated. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2012 help me, help you 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2013 21st Century Dogfish Breeder 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2014 My time in transit was appalling! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2015 I see endless biscuits and fetch in your future 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2016 Yup, not much privacy..... 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2017 How does it feel to be on the outside looking in? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2018 Yours would too if all you ate was dog food. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2019 Canis minor, actually... 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
2020 I think it's time we get past bluey's death. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2021 Tell me again....Who ya gonna vote for? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2022 How do you like my inflatable costume? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2023 Good, good...now fill it with bacon... 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
2024 And that box of crumbs you've been sprinkling in. Not cool. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2025 I know we have been very careful about Covid 19. But, Fido, don’t you think this is taking social distancing a bit too far? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2026 I feel safer in here. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2027 I thought I ordered the catfish… 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2028 What sort of "Golden Doodle" were you hoping for? 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2029 What? I’m a dogfish. Look it up! 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2030 I was hungry, Phil. And thirsty. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2031 The cat thought you wouldn't notice. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2032 If you put even an ounce of water in here right now it counts as a war crime. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2033 He flipped me off, so I ate him. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2034 Dont worry, this is a snowglobe. I just have to start shedding first. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2035 All I’m doing is trying to learn how to look at things from someone else’s point of view. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2036 Sorry. I’m a fish-eating dog. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2037 I'm drowning. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2038 Just what kind of mix- breed did those rescue home folks tell you I am ? 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2039 BOb was just wondering what happened to his goldfish and his cat... 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
2040 What part of ‘dog house’ didn’t you understand? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2041 Fish for dinner again? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2042 If you don’t take me for more walks, bath time is going to get gross. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2043 Weird to be weird. It's what passes for funny these days. Why aren't you laughing? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2044 Seriously? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2045 I was thirsty so I drank all the water . I don't know where the goldfish went . 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2046 It’s the great resignation. I want less puppy, more guppy. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2047 The fish was tasty and I drank all the water. Now can you get me out? 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2048 The fish is in the doghouse. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2049 I also speak English 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2050 I know you’re tired of walking me, but maybe you don’t understand the root of the problem… 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2051 Don't even think of swallowing it. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2052 Barry realised that he only had himself to blame. This happens every time the door to the toilet is left closed overnight. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2053 I don't know. I don't really care for the smell of wet dog. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2054 I'll grant you three wishes.... 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2055 Maybe you should check the cookie jar. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2056 Can I at least get a mini castle? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2057 So this is it? I end up living in a fish bowl only because you chose moving into a Co-op that has a no dog policy?! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2058 Please believe me. I don’t want to be Captain Nemo. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2059 Now can I drink out of the toilet like Goldie did? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2060 I ate it. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2061 If you remembered to fill my water bowl, I wouldn't be here. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2062 Long story. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2063 You're" disappointed? Wait 'till I get out of here...I'll show you disappointed 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2064 MOVA globes said it would feature a rover... 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2065 You ate the ship and now you can’t get out? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2066 You don’t want to wear a mask? Then “THIS” is what I am doing! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2067 I gave the goldfish 24 hours to vacate the premises. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2068 Enough with the internet posts: My life already is a fish bowl. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2069 Now let's work on "Heel." 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2070 Pavlov, you're not. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2071 Good boy! Now go and fetch me food. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2072 Just what the hell do you think a dogfish is, anyway? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
2073 How is walking the fish instead of me working out for you? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2074 So I was in the attic thinking about the goldfish, and I rubbed up against this old dusty lamp and, poof. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2075 It's a dog eat guppy world out there. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2076 Sorry, I get a lotta echo in here. I thought you said “guppy.” 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
2077 The water is always fresher on the other side of the bowl. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2078 Good news, you don't have to change the water in the fish bowl anymore! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2079 You really don't know what a catfish is, do you? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2080 This is what happens when you overfeed the goldfish. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2081 Whatever you do, don't shake me. I'm not a snow globe. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2082 You do realize that this does not make me a dogfish. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2083 I don't know what to tell you. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2084 I can assure you that the fish was well. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2085 Turns out, Greg is only good at potty-training goldfish. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
2086 Yes, I am the magic dog of the crystal ball. And to answer your question, no Epstein did not kill himself. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
2087 I asked for a dinner bowl. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2088 It's not that I never talk- It's that you never listen 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2089 Roundly appreciate your taking notice of me now. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2090 Those who live in glass houses should never throw bones. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2091 Go ahead and ask. It’s a good story. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2092 Hey! There's a pandemic! I needed a safety bubble. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2093 That's nothing - you should see his goldfish catch a Frisbee. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2094 Alan, would you mind? I can't go until you shake the snow globe. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2095 Can’t you just go back to building boats in a bottle. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2096 I had to drink the water too, so please get me to the litter box quick! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2097 Yeah, well, when the cat's away ... 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2098 The little pet had ruined his life (by the students of 4D at The Center for Early Education) 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2099 I do feel secure, but my right to privacy has been severely compromised 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2100 The dog treats were worth it 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2101 I love to fetch as much as anyone, but I'm not coming back out until you show me proof of vaccination. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2102 I had my protein and washed it down, now get my ass outta here! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2103 Please Milton. The goldfish isn't coming back.. and I gotta go. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2104 First, this is not what it looks like. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
2105 No, I haven't seen a goldfish on a leash 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
2106 This won't stop me, John. It won't 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
2107 You never heard of catfishing? 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
2108 Stop saying 'Lassie, get help.' I'm Lassie and I need YOU to get help. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2109 It's a terrarium – not terrier-ium. Get it. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2110 Didn’t anyone in that pathetic pet shop help you with designing my habitat? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2111 How is that thinking out of the bowl thing working for you? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2112 I'm trying to simplify feeding time for us both. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2113 I thought disrupting the pet industry meant I'd be in charge. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2114 Listen Bob, You know I can't swim. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2115 The cat got three wishes. The fish and I were one and two, and I won't tell you what's going on with your upholstery right now. 1.2292 0.05826 96 81 8 7
2116 Have you checked on Flipper recently? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2117 I told you. I'm a sociopath. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2118 Jeff Bezos said I had to practice for my space flight. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2119 Your kid is a menace. She's taking the fish for a walk. 1.2289 0.06488 83 71 5 7
2120 I am NOT a catfish! (Actually, I’m a dogfish.) 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2121 Are you really,really sorry? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2122 May I have a moment in private, please? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2123 It’s my COVID mandate. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2124 Want to play fetch? 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2125 Does this make me look fat? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2126 ’Ship-tzu’ in a bottle. How hilarious. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2127 Carnival prizes have sure come a long way. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2128 You'll find my memory of this to be a lot longer than 10 seconds. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2129 “The bowl was empty when I got here!” 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2130 You need to have your eyes checked. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2131 I'm almost 15 years old. I wanted to tour the globe. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2132 If you're wondering, the goldfish is presently chasing squirrels. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2133 I can't find it... Nemo isn't here. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2134 Stupid goldfish sold it to me for a dog biscuit and transport to the pond. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2135 There was the small matter of disposing of the goldfish, but after that it was just a case of draining the bowl. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2136 I always knew I was different. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2137 Trust me, you're more of a catfish person. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2138 Fish Dog: The Ultimate Gen Z Pet! 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
2139 Can we start with a walk where I tell you all about it? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2140 Wanna see snow? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2141 Okay, but if I die, do not flush me down the toilet. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2142 Not guppy - puppy! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2143 It's the cat, it was always the cat! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2144 "Siri quit. I'll be your best friend, but don't ask me to name all 7 Dwarves." 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2145 Fish are friends, not food. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2146 It's just until you agree to wear a mask. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2147 'When does the snow start?" 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2148 The water tasted good, but the gold fish was a little mealy. 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
2149 It was THIIIS BIG! 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2150 Fishing for a compliment again!? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2151 Are we metaversing correctly? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2152 Get real Marvin. You only think you don’t live in a fishbowl. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2153 I just wanted to snap at the snowflakes.... 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2154 Things got a little weird for Karl after getting fired from PetSmart. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2155 Would you believe its fish Friday ! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2156 Where's Guppy? Check the doghouse. I don't understand how I got here, either. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2157 ''Never mind the fish .Wheres the cat!!'' 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2158 Most of us celebrities live life in a fish bowl 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2159 I just try to fit in. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2160 Get that lamp again. Carefully say, 'go fetch,' not 'goldfish'. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2161 When you stare at me I feel like I'm in a fish bowl. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2162 There was no fish. There was no water. Let me out. I have to pee. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2163 So peaceful in here. ..just hope nothing happens to change the atmosphere." 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2164 OK! I'll get out of here, if you tell me how I got in. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2165 Rover learns the hard way about catfishing. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2166 Don't let Nemo poop on the Miller's lawn. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2167 Don't spill me or you'll make a poodle. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2168 Not my idea of a global outlook! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2169 Does this mean we're no longer best friends? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2170 Those fish didn’t carry COVID did they? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2171 You know I won't forget this is 3 seconds, right? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2172 The water was gross, but the fish were tasty. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
2173 I know I put myself on the waiting list for this space, but now I understand why the goldfish left.... 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2174 Don't shake me to get the snow going. It makes me nauseous. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2175 What did you feed me? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2176 Perhaps we can rethink your solution for my separation anxiety while you are at work. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2177 AKC's newest breed -- the Betta dog 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2178 Just take me back already. You look more like a fish person anyway. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2179 How were your goldfish and I to know it was 'Freaky Friday'? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2180 I don’t know anything about a goldfish but I gotta pee like a racehorse! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2181 I told the genie that I wished I knew what it was like to be a goldfish. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2182 Why have a dog,when you can have a meta dog? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2183 I haven't got any bigger while I've been in here. Maybe you should try too. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2184 You rescued me from the pound. So rescue me again. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2185 You’ve made your point - drink from the toilet, be flushed down the toilet.” 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2186 You’re still going to have to clean up after me, you know. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2187 Just don't fill this with water. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2188 Well, Duh! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2189 I'm not a catfish! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2190 You can just dump the food through that hole from now on. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2191 I take it the only pet your parents let you have as a child was a goldfish. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2192 i did not think i would fit in here either 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2193 Goldfish? What goldfish? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2194 I guess this new environment invalidates the seven basic commands. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2195 I tried to tell them I wasn't a fish. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2196 Marking my territory is kind of redundant 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2197 I hungered for your undivided attention; and, of course, for the fish. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2198 If you want me to get a rabies vaccine, just say so. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2199 Of course I'm a dog! What? You expected a goldfish? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2200 Dogfish? No, why do you ask? 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2201 Look the acoustics in here are fantastic. I'm not going to stop singing the Lido Shuffle no matter how many Beggin' Strips you give me 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2202 It's safer this way... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2203 You know that a goldfish and a golden retriever are two different things, right? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2204 Goldfish, Bitcoin--potato, potahto 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2205 It was this or the cone. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2206 Wilbur, will you please take me out of here and feed me 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2207 What do you mean you didn't get that on video? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2208 Don't tell the cat. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2209 I’m telling you, I need to go to bathroom now. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2210 You mean they weren't sushi? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2211 What? You expected a frog? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2212 Now, it's your turn. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2213 There's gotta be a better way to keep me from running away 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2214 Puppy, not guppy! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2215 I'm sorry, Gary, but I just don't feel comfortable since you started showing COVID symptoms. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2216 'Trick or treat..." 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2217 Why do I look like a dog in a fish bowl? The cartoonist hates cats! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2218 Look this way...look...use your eyes man. Help... 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2219 Did the Specialist mention anything about walks?" 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2220 Can't you accept me for what I am? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2221 Well, you look and sound bigger, but now you can’t bite ankles. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2222 I'll come out as soon as you show me your proof of vaccination. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2223 Talk about quarantine 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2224 Like everything else, it's Covid related. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2225 Please don't give me that fish food again! 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2226 Thanks, but I’d much rather get Covid. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2227 If you fill this damn bowl with water I'll swim the hell outta here. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2228 Are you assuming my species? 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2229 And you told me at the kennel that you'd find a safe, snug home for me! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2230 It’s not what you think it is 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2231 No, I can't dog paddle 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2232 What did you think dogfish look like? 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
2233 Still no more privacy than a goldfish 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2234 I ain’t leaving until you get vaccinated. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2235 If I shake it I hate to think what will float around. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2236 Blame Mick Stevens. He put me here. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2237 I ate the fish and drank the water. What you gonna do about it? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2238 I am NOT a sled dog and this is NOT a snow globe. Now can you let me out. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2239 The third time time I pissed on the floor, she shrunk me and stuck me in here. The first time you shit the bed, it's the Pleasant Valley Nursing Home for you. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2240 I am one up from teacup. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2241 I will not die quietly 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2242 I didn't do it! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2243 I think you need to see an optometrist. I'm not the frog you think I am. 1.2234 0.05888 94 80 7 7
2244 Try looking at the foot of your bed 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2245 So remind me again who told you I was a Portuguese Water Dog? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2246 I ate the sushi that was swimming in here. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2247 What? You've never seen a Goldfish Retriever before? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2248 People who live in glass houses should not have dogs. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2249 As a dog foster parent you have a lot to learn. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2250 Fish me out of here, will ya?!! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2251 I wish I could let you out but you haven't shown me your proof of vaccination yet. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2252 What's wrong? Fish got your tongue? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2253 Don't just stand there! Fetch me another goldfish! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2254 The worst part is cleaning the bowl. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2255 Definitely stones. But maybe shouldn't throw sticks either. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2256 I think Amazon mixed up my pee pad order! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2257 I've learned my lesson Bob, I am truly sorry I ate your goldfish." 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
2258 Dammit! Dammit! I hypnotized him but forgot that I don't know how to speak, so I can't tell him what to do! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2259 The infomercial said, ‘Just add water and wait 30 seconds.’ 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2260 'Turning around three times before lying down is going to damage both me and he bowl...' 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2261 A serial killer's best friend. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2262 I'm a golden fish retiever. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2263 I'd like the little pirate chest, hold the bubbles, and a bone." 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2264 "Goldie was mocking me again AND I was real thirsty..." 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2265 Your wife is cheating on you, you idiot. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2266 Ate the fish, drank the water. Get me out! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2267 Sushi anyone? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2268 I'm in the witness protection program. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2269 Don't bother. I'm not hungry anymore. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2270 I can't fetch, Kevin. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2271 Ok, you got me ok, now get me OUT! 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2272 When I asked for a new dog bowl, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2273 I’m a rescue sea monkey. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2274 Wow !! Is this how dogfish looks like ? Yeah,I can see why they called it like that . Very interesting!! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2275 I told the cat, "don't do anything to anyone else that you wouldn't want done to yourself." 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2276 My physical appearance can appeal to "dog people" and "cat people", and this bowl location may even interest some "goldfish people" 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2277 Do I really look like some kind if fish, you idiot? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2278 You know fishing is my favorite sport 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2279 I thought you said fish, not fetch 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2280 I could have sworn I ordered a catfish. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2281 Believe me, everyone was wearing a mask 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2282 If you can be non-binary why can't I? 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2283 If you wanted a fish, you should have gotten a fish. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2284 First, you get a toy poodle, now you buy a boxer in a bubble? Do you have a thing for small canines? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2285 WOOF ! It was either me or you,master ! 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2286 Who’s going to blink first? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2287 Social distancing 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2288 On a first date I think you need to dress up more and you missed a spot shaving. But what do I know? I'm just a miniature talking dog trapped in this crystal globe. 1.2212 0.05458 104 88 9 7
2289 The sushi bar is closed. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2290 Did Goldie like the walk? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2291 I can’t wait to watch the puppy bowl. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2292 Why do you think you're seeing a dog when I'm clearly a fish? 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2293 Because I’m a cat 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2294 Gold lab, goldfish, what's the difference? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2295 Is this something you saw on Tik Tok, because I'm getting a bit claustrophobic. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2296 So I ate the silly fish. So what? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2297 I'm ready for the next course. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2298 You're still pissed that I forgot your birthday? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2299 See what I mean? Occam's razor is no darn help explaining this one! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2300 President Trump sent me to help the goldfish. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2301 I’m not ready to tell anyone else yet, so please keep this between us. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2302 I 'm still not a Portuguese water dog! 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
2303 Seriously, it’s think outside of the box! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2304 I heard you tell Mommy you love catfish. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2305 So much for the narrative that says you’re my best friend 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2306 I'm guessing, he is flipping and flopping all around the backyard, out of breath, and wishing we made better choices. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2307 Three of 'em. Guppies, I think. When I woke up, here I was! Man, I hope you catch 'em! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2308 Stan & his 'Goldie retriever.' 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2309 Fetch of the Day 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2310 Is it time for my walk yet? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2311 Yeah, so how did the goldfish enjoy the park? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2312 I'm just one lost soul sitting in a fish bowl year after year. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2313 It just feels safer in here … 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2314 This is another fine mess you've gotten me into. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2315 OK, I ate the fish. So what? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2316 A lot of people react the same way to a rough-coated dogfish. I get this all the time. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2317 You must really miss that fish. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2318 I'm house-sitting 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2319 I know the housing market is tough right now, but this is ridiculous. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2320 No catfish, OK? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2321 My memory span is three seconds, and you're asking ME how it happened? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2322 Even a dog likes Sushi! 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2323 Guess how many jelly beans I ate. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2324 'Scuse me, but if you were planning on having three wishes you should have gone for the lamp 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2325 I'll come our after I see you proof of vaccination! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2326 Here's looking at you, baby 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2327 Don't be so alarmed, I'm just a little doodle. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2328 It wasn't me. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2329 You know, at some point I'm going to outgrow this. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2330 Please get me out of this fishbowel because I'm a dog! and if you don't I'll sue The New Yorker for millions! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2331 That's not the ?? fish I bought at the pet store. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2332 The previous tenant was sub-letting. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2333 Who’s a good bubble boy? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2334 Look, being in the dog house is one thing, but this is down right humiliating! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2335 That's why I don't throw stones 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2336 Larry, you know I'm a dog. Let me out! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2337 Where did the fish go 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2338 I said, "Shake to ball, let's see if we can get a little snow around this place." 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2339 well, how about a bit of a fern? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2340 Definitely not a catfish. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2341 Bone...I said give a dog a bone! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2342 That cat's gotta go! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2343 Your optometrist should get you a stronger prescription. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2344 It’s called karma. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2345 I don’t wanna be a good buoy. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2346 As a hologram and NFT, you can call me "DATA GOOD BOY!!!" 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2347 Don't worry about me. I can deal with being in here. But you better see how the goldfish is doing in the doghouse 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2348 What? Horse medicine makes a goldfish look like a dog. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2349 What did the goldfish do? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2350 Wrong pet. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2351 If he says Catfish one more time.... 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2352 I know what yer thinking; but you're WRONG; I ordered it online 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2353 Um, the fish asked me to watch their bowl while they went on vacation? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2354 Quick! Find the goldfish. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2355 I was picked up by aliens who did terrible things to me, gave me laced gummy bears, placed me in this sealed environment and brought me back home. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2356 See! I keep trying to tell you...there's something sinister about that cat! 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2357 I wonder if this is the best of both worlds?" From the bowl a muffled "Woof! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2358 Next time buy a catfish, Dillweed. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2359 When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2360 Trust me, I’’m definitely hypoallergenic 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2361 Give me some treats and I will tell fortune 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2362 To you, Harold, the fish represents your feelings of being trapped in your life and your job. The reason that - in this dream - the fish has turned into me, your dog, is because I represent happiness. You wonder if you can be happy while trapped. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2363 Burp 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2364 I asked her to buy a doge coin, not a doge koi. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2365 please get out Max, I said we're eating hotdogs not hot dogs. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2366 It all started with the philosophical question, "Do goldfish have many lives like cats," and one thing led to another. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2367 I probably should have sprung for the bird cage 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2368 First, I heard a giant sucking sound!! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2369 Just take a peek in here, he said. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2370 I appreciate the gesture, but I'm just not a reservoir dog. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2371 I know I am supposed to be a toy breed, but this cage is still ridiculous. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2372 According to the vet, I have Covid and am therefore self isolating. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2373 The water was great, the goldfish, meh. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2374 You can go ahead and pour the water in, its me, I'm just trying on my cat outfit 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2375 Oh, there you are. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2376 There must be a better way to pay tribute to Goldy. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2377 If Fauci asks where I am, you haven't seen me. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2378 No. I'm not going to do laps. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2379 Don’t’ ‘good doggie’ me, this is ridiculous! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2380 I really liked your new dog food. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2381 I'm pretty sure that it's you that's become so large! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2382 What? You never seen a dogfish before? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2383 You refused to wear a mask… 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2384 Ok but you won’t eat the dog, right? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2385 You definitely said “terrarium”. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2386 I just asked for a damn water bowl! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2387 What, so only the goldfish was allowed to have his own space? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2388 Will you be a good boy and toss a stick in here? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2389 At least you won't have to change the water, but..... 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2390 Please just put the food in the hole like you usually do. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2391 Not until I see your vaccine card, bud. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2392 Well, the glass does make you look thinner! 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2393 It could always be worse, if you're upside-down in a blizzard. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2394 I said fetch, not fish! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2395 The gold fish was good but getting out is harder than it looks 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
2396 Just because it’s a bigger bowl, doesn’t mean I’ll put more food in it. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2397 Ok, let me try one more time to explain the difference between a fishbowl and a dog-bowl. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2398 Nice hobby. Why couldn't you just get Netflix like everyone else. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2399 I knew you could shrink me but the globe thing is new. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2400 You don’t need to keep me on such a tight leash. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2401 Is my lunch ready? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2402 I really had a taste for goldfish . . . Yada Yada Yada. And here we are. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
2403 It was being koi, and I was being moi. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2404 In my metaverse, I'm a fish. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2405 Been framed, look into affairs of Dr. Purr 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2406 Aww shucks!! If I hadn’t fed you so much I’d be able to get you out! 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2407 WOW! Now I understand the idiom... FISH OUT OF WATER!! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2408 You said you wanted a dogfish. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2409 If you want this to work, I'm going to need scuba gear. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2410 Why am I here? I have no fins! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2411 Rub my belly for a fortune. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2412 It helps signal that I’m a low maintenance pet. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2413 How did you drink the water and eat the fish? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2414 If you're not going to walk me, could I read today's paper? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
2415 Don't fence me in 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2416 Covid has been so hard on people that sometimes Ed just had no words... 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2417 It is better to be on the outside looking in than the inside looking out 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2418 Sam recognized the dread miniature goldfish retriever. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2419 You know how a dogs sense of smell is 10,000 times more sensitive than a humans? Have a whiff of this bowl and see if you still think this is a good idea. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2420 For the hundredth time, I sanitized the tennis ball and I was wearing a mask. I don't need to be quarantined! 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
2421 What goldfish? This is a crystal ball! What is your question? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2422 My online order for "a miniature dog and fishbowl" was not grammatically correct. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2423 If you tell me how you got in there, maybe I can get you out 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2424 The next time you experiment on me, at least give me a superpower. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2425 He chose the blue pill. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2426 I know you hate the song "Who let the dogs out" but this is a little extreme! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2427 This is an odd doghouse! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2428 I needed a space of my own. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2429 So, I says to him, 'G' and 'P' aren't even anywhere near each other on the keyboard ... 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2430 Arf, arf, (I will not come out until you're vaccinated.) ARF, ARF!!! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2431 I wanted the ball, I didn't want to be the ball. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2432 Woof. I mean, uh…glub glub. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2433 If I'm in here,where is the fish? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2434 I'm not a dogfish, I'm a dog-fish. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2435 If I promise to stop barking, will you teleport me back to the spaceship? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
2436 Dude, they were so salty, I had to drink the water. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2437 Every time I "speak" the echo in here is terrible 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2438 Harold could not help but wonder if he was fully understanding the meaning of the exhibit entitled "dogfish". 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2439 I was hungry. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2440 "Technically, it's squatting, but your command was to downsize, sit and stay put.'" 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2441 Please don’t flush me down the toilet, I beg you. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2442 I bought this on clearance. It said some shrinking may occur. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2443 Shall I fetch some water? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2444 Did that ad say bulldog or bowl dog? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2445 You’re a fiend, Moriarty, and when I escape, I’ll track you down to the ends of the earth - and see you hanged! 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2446 I heard fish are now man's best friend. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2447 In the Metaverse, nobody knows you're not really a dog. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2448 *the man found out what happened to the water and goldfish in the bowl 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
2449 Haven't you ever seen a wireless terrarium? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2450 This ain't how fortune telling works man let me out 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2451 Don't just stand there! Make a wish. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2452 Don’t you dare put water in this! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2453 They said it was the best of both worlds, but I think it's actually the worst. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2454 You can't blame it on me while I'm in here. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2455 The were able to contain the koi-dog I compained about; apparently spelling matters. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2456 You said you were allergic to fish 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
2457 So, do you feel bad about the goldfish? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2458 This is not a coal mine? And that was not a canary?! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2459 ... er, glub, glub, glub 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2460 Am I looking outor ar you looking in? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2461 I miss the fish too, but I don't think this is healthy. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2462 I'm the closest thing they had to a dogfish. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2463 People in glass houses shouldn't throw bones 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2464 You’re too over protective. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2465 I wanted Ariel, you wanted a catfish. We can still make this work, right? 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2466 What do you have for dessert? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2467 The Art of Taxidermy” by Jacque Cousteau 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2468 The crystal ball shows you will need to get him checked for worms. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2469 George was not surprised when the network canceled the Pet Swap show. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2470 Do you even know what a dog bowl is? 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2471 So this is what the shutdown felt like for you? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2472 I'm the one who needs rescuing. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2473 Before you pour the water, please look up "fish" in the wikipedia. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2474 I take it you're rethinking the whole pet thing. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2475 Just blame Covid. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2476 What if it had said "Catfish"? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2477 Hey. Could you toss me some litter? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2478 In a fishbowl nobody knows you're a dog. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2479 Like most Covid puppies Karl somehow felt like he was being watched at all times. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2480 Stop staring at me. I hate it when people stare at me like that. It makes me feel like I'm in a fishbowl or something. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2481 One day this will make a great party anecdote, trust me! 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2482 I couldn't decide which pet to get. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2483 You win. Get the leash. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2484 Hey, I got thirsty. And the fish wasn't bad either. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2485 It takes two dogs to screw in a goldfish bowl, not one! 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2486 To Ned's dismay, Barky had outgrown his teacup. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2487 OK, Boss - go find the goldfish......go...find...the...goldfish. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2488 Sit. Stay. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2489 Lately I feel like I'm living in a fish bowl. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2490 It's Zoom for pets. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2491 Stick your hand in the whole in the top... if you're feeling lucky. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2492 Fred, knew immediately what message his cat would be sending him: a goldfish wrapped in newspaper. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2493 Welcome to my world. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2494 Homework is just a stereotype. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2495 This is not the way to make me hypoallegeric 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2496 I distinctly heard you tell the clerk that you wanted a Guppy! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2497 Hey, mister. I don’t think Bonsai dogs are such a good idea.” 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2498 Sorry buddy, the cone of shame just wasn’t cutting it. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2499 We, the dogs, also have a crystal generation. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2500 I know, but the vacationing fish on page 31 asked me to housesit 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2501 Fish got your tongue? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2502 You look like a big thinker, but micro-globalization is a terrible idea! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2503 Yeah, funny story how I ended up in here 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2504 Dog Fish. Google it! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2505 Fine. Now get me out! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2506 I come in peace, but also to to be asked the rhetorical question: Who's a good boy? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2507 Are you sure my COVID test wasn't a false positive? I feel fine. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2508 The experiment worked! But there's a giant dead goldfish in the kennel. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2509 Let's talk about this. 1.2124 0.05251 113 97 8 8
2510 Damn, jumped universes again? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2511 Don't ask questions. Just get me out of here. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2512 Get the fish out of the kennel soon, please. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2513 You, next! 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2514 Don't just stand there. Get me out of here! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2515 Oops, I overfed the goldfish. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2516 Is this what you meant when you said you were going to take me bowling? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2517 Really? A terrierium? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2518 Chaos reigns. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2519 I know you miss your goldfish, master, but who’s going to fetch your slippers? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2520 Yes, the electric eel was delicious. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2521 I didn't like the fish. He teased me about my bark. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2522 How d' ya expect me to be a good lap dog from in here? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2523 Throw me a fricken bone here. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2524 I must disagree-I have never seen a bumper sticker that says “Cats dig terrariums” 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2525 I've always said: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2526 Pet industry is getting out of hand.First tea-cup poodles and now aquarium beagles? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2527 Now you know why living in a bubble is so limiting. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2528 You're always watching me. I feel I'm living my life in a fishbowl. J.L. Kriegel Mount Holly, N.J. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2529 Climb in and walk me. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
2530 it was an obvious error in judgement, boss 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2531 Me and the fish thought we'd trade places for a day. He's out walking and I am in his bowl staring at you all day. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2532 I got catfished. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2533 I had to, I can't swim. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2534 They put ships much larger than I into a much smaller bottle. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2535 I'm lonely. Got any catfish? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2536 Frankly, these new digs have me feeling like carp. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2537 The cat said you were next. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2538 Well, something's fishy; but it ain't me. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2539 How much is this doggie in the window? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2540 This isn't quite what I meant by "I'd love a new bowl for my birthday" 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2541 Don't panic if you see me lying belly-up. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2542 You got me in here, now get me out! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2543 Remember that goldfish? He lives on the comfy chair now. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2544 I mean, I would expect something like this from the cat, but... 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2545 Paraphrasing Willie Sutton- “Because that’s where the food is”. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2546 Young Fauci’s first doggy torture experiment. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2547 Uh, trick or treat? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2548 Well, let me explain . . . 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2549 Honey…I said I wanted a BULL dog 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2550 There wasn't room for two of us 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2551 Oh, if I could only throw a stone. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2552 I wasn't aware you liked Sushi. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2553 Oh, fuck! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2554 Now, you're in the dog house. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
2555 No, you’re the very first person to call me a bowl terrier. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2556 I asked the djinn for a fourth wish, and this is what he did. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2557 If you let me out of here I’ll, uh… I’ll do the peanut butter thing 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2558 Carpe diem ? I thought you said carp must die. 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2559 Great. No one told me there'd be humans here. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2560 I promise I'll be a good boy. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2561 You spent $235 Dollars on me. Now how do you feel? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2562 How about a water bowl that’s not repurposed? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2563 Yeah, I have heard the one about the dogfish. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2564 Please don’t fill this with water! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2565 Before you say anything let me explain,there just wasn't room for two in this fish bowl....(burp) 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2566 No scuba guy? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2567 Think. Where did you put Goldie? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2568 I knew I shouldn't have gotten the booster shot. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2569 Well, I was younger then, and smaller. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2570 No, I am not a Chia Pet, so please don't add water! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2571 Don’t look now, but there’s a 200 pound goldfish swimming around in Keegan’s wading pool. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2572 You had your day in space, Jeff. But back here at home, this is still a fishbowl, I'm your dog, and it's time for our walk. 1.2095 0.05362 105 90 8 7
2573 It's not ideal but at least I'm doing better than the goldfish in the back yard. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2574 Yeah I get this is a clumsy metaphor but you're living in a bubble. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2575 Ok, I'll wear a MAsk. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2576 Hi, handsome! My Metaverse name is Pretty. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2577 Bad Rover. Are you ready to apologize? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2578 I wanted to see how living in a fishbowl compared to a dogs life. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2579 haven't you ever seen a dogfish? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2580 It seems like 20 minutes of my life has been wasted 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2581 No offense, but I also want to be the master of my home. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2582 At least, I'm flea free 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2583 Fish is yummy. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2584 Fish always makes me thirsty. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2585 You were maybe expecting a goldfish? 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2586 Well, I was allergic to catfish 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2587 Walk time. C'mon in. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
2588 I found your astronaut helmet 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2589 I don't know where the fish is. I lost the bet. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2590 It's a little reductive to call it a fishbowl, don't you think? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2591 OK. I won't mention the goldfish to anyone. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2592 Oh, interesting. I only knew about catfish. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2593 Goldie stepped out for a minute.Can I help you? I'm his cousin Catfish. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2594 No I just took you out 5 minutes ago. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2595 Exotic little fish make me thirsty. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2596 I mean look at me. This dingo could not have eaten that baby! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2597 Unfortunately it was an alpha versus omega-3 situation. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2598 My name is Snowflake. What’s your? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2599 Jeff, even a holographic pet can get bored. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2600 Now do you like me? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2601 S.O.S.: Urine pools directly on my nap spot every single time. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2602 Get a life...and you think you live in a bubble. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2603 What? You're the one who ordered the DogFish ! 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
2604 ...and you think you had allergies? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2605 I prefer a tea cup. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2606 - The cat did it. I just drank the water 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2607 I promise not to throw stones. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2608 The vet bills just keep skyrocketing. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2609 You promised me an audience. Where is it? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2610 Could you grab my flippers? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2611 If you think this is strange, wait until you try and walk the fish on a leash! 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2612 Listen, we all miss Bubbles, but this isn't helping anyone. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2613 I promise. I won't chase cats any longer. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2614 If you were thirsty, why didn't you just say so? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2615 If you wanted a fish, just get a fish. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2616 I feel confined by your limited concept of who I am. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2617 Walk . . . w-a-l-k . . . you remember!! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2618 Sorry. I'll never let anyone else pet me again. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2619 I thought this was for my ashes. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2620 Outlook not so good. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2621 The goldfish was tasty. But now I'd like to get out. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2622 Take me to your Feeder! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2623 What did you think it meant when you heard there was a bubble in dog breeding? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2624 Goldie was delicious. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2625 I’m a lot better off than that dogfish in the kennel crate. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
2626 You don’t get this whole “pet thing,” do you? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2627 You ate the pheasant, didn't you? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2628 It’s not a fish tank, it’s my COVID bubble 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2629 I’m from a forgiving species, but this is ridiculous. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2630 How 'bout some fetch? 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2631 Thanks for the fish 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2632 Snow globe, Magic 8 Ball, genie, goldfish, crystal ball, failed Google project…whatever I am, just feed me, okay? 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2633 Now, the din of my 'ruffs' are as ineffective as you on ladies' night. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2634 This is what it’s like with no privacy. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2635 Years from now, everyone will want you tell them how you put me in this! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2636 Hey pal. I'm a dogfish. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2637 My great great grandfather was a sea monkey. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2638 All things considered,I 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2639 I didn’t do it — the bowl was empty when I got here. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2640 I know. No funging in the bowl. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2641 I told you, I’m not a water dog. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2642 What did you expect when you adopted a goldfish retriever? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2643 Okay Bozo, I'm never going to be a dogfish, so let me out of here ! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2644 Entering adolescence. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2645 First, Kitty jumped in, and then I jumped in, and I just needed more space. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2646 Good dog! Now lie down! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2647 I knew that teaching you to breathe underwater would be useful. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2648 You always complained that it would be easier to have a pet fish than a dog. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2649 As Thoreau said to Emerson, "What are you doing out of jail?" 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2650 How am I supposed to learn any new tricks in this? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2651 Make a wish." 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2652 I used to be a goldfish until somebody made this stupid wish 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2653 This is not what I meant when I said I needed a new bowl! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2654 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2655 Never take a nap in a glassblower’s studio. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2656 I need to go for a swim. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2657 Not sure this arrangement is a sustainable long-term solution for your allergy 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2658 Turns out Doge does have a bubble. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2659 I should have a small bubble too! 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2660 Could you, at least get me some curtains? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2661 Well, what did you expect? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2662 “This is not the proper response to, ‘Fetch me a bowl of water.’” 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2663 You said, fetch. The Choi got it. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2664 Rescue me, Timmy. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2665 Have you seen a fish with a tennis ball? He said he’d be right back. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2666 So first the cat ate the fish, and then what?! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2667 Dude, did you take six Ambien again? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2668 When a trainer tells you to « respect the dog’s bubble », you can slack the leash a little bit, man. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2669 uh! now you know what's global warming.. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2670 And just like that, barking is no longer a problem for Rob and his Chihuahua. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2671 You asked the genie for a little bud inside a bowl. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2672 Come on man! Can you get a little more creative with my doghouse request. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2673 Just because I'm a husky doesn't mean that I find contentment and fulfillment being kept in a snow-globe. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2674 It’s like living in a fishbowl 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2675 Are you ready to behave. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2676 Please give me one more chance with the "cone of shame". 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2677 It’s a dog eat fish world in here. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2678 The dinner was delicious, but the ocean ambiance was a little over the top. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2679 I think you put "goldie" in the doghouse! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2680 Let's play with the ouija board.. That's what you said.. You're a genius. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
2681 I'm bored. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2682 Sure it's awkward for you, but at least I'll last more than a week. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2683 I heard it's a dog eat dog world so this is where I live now. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2684 I'm babysitting. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2685 You better change this sand soon. I'm no catfish. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2686 Face it, George, I’m not a goldfish. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2687 I love being the center of attention. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2688 I'm still waiting for my walk. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2689 You find a studio with glass walls at this price. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2690 I need to take a roll. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2691 How dare you! This is not how you play "go fish." Christine Field Fresno, CA 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2692 Where’s my bowl? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2693 The cat said, “Try it. It’ll be fun.” 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2694 How about the castle? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2695 Please - I didn't do it ! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2696 Dogfish was a terrible appellation." 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2697 How’s the air out there? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2698 Read the syllabus again. On page 5 it explains how to determine whether I'm a dog or dogfish, moron. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2699 What planet are you from? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2700 I've reduced my pandemic bubble to just those who are important to me. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2701 Hmm…this dogfish is more dog than fish. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2702 Don't even think about a dogfish joke 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2703 You seem unsatisfied with the dog bowl that you ordered online. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2704 No no, it's TEACUP Yorkie..." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2705 Never mind that. How did YOU get out THERE? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2706 You were expecting a bonsai dinosaur, right? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2707 You need to stop eating pizza before bedtime. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2708 I told you before: I'm NOT a dogfish. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2709 Bubbles wouldn’t fetch either, right? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2710 The ship sailed without me. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2711 Life gets better. At least that’s what politicians tell us. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2712 Puppy, guppy, I get it, it happens… Putting me in a bowl Mark? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2713 Don't judge. You're the one who left my water bowl empty. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2714 Yeah,I lost the bet with the goldfish. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2715 I thought they were catfish. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2716 Ya, ya, I know how I look. But like you always say, it must be because of the cold water. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2717 I got in here by accident. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2718 You don't even want to know what happened. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2719 Your fish skipped town. I like the view here better than the floor. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2720 After labradoodles, cockapoos, and puggles are you so surprised? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2721 Sparky, what happened to the new catfish? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2722 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2723 Keep the cat away! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2724 Jeez, if it isn't Mr-Ships-In-Bottles-Are-So-Boring! 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2725 I didn't believe in global warming either Dan but I'm telling you the water level is about to rise 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2726 I didn’t know how else to tell you 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2727 Exotic fish? No. You must have left them in the car. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
2728 They were delicious! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2729 Sure beats obscurity. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2730 Imagine, if it were a snow globe. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2731 That’s what you get when you bite a witch. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2732 We obviously have different ideas about what constitutes diversity, equity, and inclusion. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2733 What are you staring at? Never seen a catfish? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2734 Please don't pour water in. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2735 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2736 I think we've outgrown each other. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2737 Hey it's worse for the other guy. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2738 I thought I was your best friend. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2739 Sorry. You're too late. I ate all the cookies. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2740 Ugh. The text field parsed my entry wrong and lost most of it! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2741 Steve, I tried to warn you to buy your air before they all ran out. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2742 You have your fishbowl; I have mine. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2743 Guilty as charged, so what? I never anticipated that I would have to drink all of the water or drown. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2744 First I had to drink all the water… 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2745 Life, uh… finds a way. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2746 Wish you were here. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2747 One day we’ll be past this pandemic. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2748 When your pet lives in a glass house, you shouldn't get stoned. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2749 I only wanted to see how the other half lives. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2750 Dried worms add a 'je ne sais quoi' to the fish soup. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2751 You’re probably not going to want to look in my crate. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2752 OK, hello! Waiting for some snow over here! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2753 The fish was drowning, so... 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2754 Could you at least get me some fake algae? This place is bleak even for a goldfish. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2755 " Oh ok, so this is the vaccine testing site " 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2756 Look deeply into my eyes. I’m your inner dog. I’m telling you to get me out of here, feed me, and take me for a walk. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2757 Sorry about the fish. Are we still friends? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2758 How did you manage to get me in here, wise guy! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2759 What you got against Cat Fishes? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2760 I move in here and you won't have to walk me. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2761 Exotic fish collector? Well, this is your lucky day! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2762 Maybe now you'll remember to refill my water bowl. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2763 And how i supposted to hunt Postman from Here? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2764 Hmm...a Squalus Acanthias. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2765 When I got in here, there was no goldfish. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2766 You mean… the soup—the fish soup—right? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2767 How in the heck would I know where you put your keys? I'm a dog. D-0-G dog. You ought to ask why you put me here. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2768 Puppy crates are pricey. Let's give this a try. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2769 I'm the perfect dog...I won't wake you at 6 a.m. for a walk & you won't have to mortgage the house to pay my vet bills. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2770 I’ve got 5 basic patents that can put Amazon, Google, and Tesla out of business in just two years. But first I need you to get me out of here and take me for a walk. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2771 Yeah, I think feeding me off-brand fish food made a difference. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2772 Yeah I'm a tiny talking dog in a fishbowl, and you know what? Fuck you; that's what. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2773 Hey Dude, no judgement! 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2774 My metaverse is better than yours. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2775 Shake me, I'm a snow globe. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2776 Humor me! 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2777 It really helps with my anxiety 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2778 Well,it looks like we’ve both been catfished. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2779 Just look in the mirror Fred. You look that your head was molded in a fish bowl- so no more lousy comments. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2780 At the pet store, Simon considered upgrading to the Social Distance model… 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2781 You've never heard of a catfish? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2782 I need a bonefish to chew on." 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2783 What are you looking at? You’ve never seen a bowl dog before? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2784 Ever notice you got a penis for a nose. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
2785 I always wanted to be a cat fish 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2786 Please don't flush me. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2787 Do I at least get some gold fish crackers? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2788 This is what happens when you do. mushrooms. I am the puppy you brought home that your mom sent to the farm upstate 37 years ago. Oh, and your neglected fish bowl needs a good cleaning. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2789 You've seen cat fish ..... right? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2790 And did you ask the salesperson what one customarily put into a terrarium? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2791 Welcome to the metaverse. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2792 Sorry Frankie-boy, Bubbles had it coming, and I ain't no snitch. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2793 Sorry, I meant to order a Dogfish craft beer. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2794 No, I'm not a Dog fish, any more than you're an Airdale! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2795 Come on...This is taking transparency too far! Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2796 Stop asking me about my pronouns and go to the ER! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2797 I want to be an astronaut like Elon, so first I got a globe 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2798 Yeah, so I kinda ate the cat who ate the fish, then drank the water… 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2799 Don't look stupid, just feed me. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2800 Let’s trade places. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2801 This is not what I had in mind when I ordered the deluxe suite. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2802 Why no… I didn’t see no fish ! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2803 George could imagine Lucky and himself traveling to space more easily this way. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2804 Please get me out of here, I really have to pee. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2805 The good news is you won't have to walk me anymore. The bad news ... 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2806 The toilet? I thought you were taking me to a farm. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
2807 I call it Chateau Bow Wow. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2808 I thought you were a teacup puppy. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2809 Sure it looks strange but how should I know where the fish are? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2810 Never draw to an inside straight against a Sicilian goldfish. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2811 I’m fine, but where is Nemo? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2812 This sound of his masters voice, not so much 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2813 Oh.. hello there. Want to be my best friend?" Olivia Xu, New York City, N 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2814 I don't have any idea how I got in here but I really miss your wife. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2815 I was thirsty and hungry ….if you’d take better care of me this would’ve have happened! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2816 You should have told me it's a dog-eat-dog world. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2817 Ever feel like you’re living in a fishbowl? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2818 It was supposed to be a catfish… 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2819 You know I'm gonna bite your punk ass when I get out from under here. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2820 Is the fish still in the dog house? 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2821 Okay, I get it. Living in a fishbowl is no picnic. But the fish was so tasty! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2822 Oh! I thought it was my turn. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2823 I blame Global Warming. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2824 Tell me again what your office is like. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2825 Dyslexic Dan changes the water in his dog's bowl. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2826 I could really use a belly rub right about now. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2827 It always ends up like this...rollover just doesn't work for me! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2828 I'm your inner bitch, Bob. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2829 Hey, it's not my fault you didn't check what kind of dogfish I was. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2830 With a little imagination you can see how this would make a precious snow globe. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2831 I am what I ate. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2832 Job sharing - the fish is playing fetch outside. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2833 This crystal ball thinks your future looks a little ruff. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2834 I guess I should have specified when I said the pet had to fit in a bowl. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2835 See, I told you not to become a vegetarian 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2836 Excellent meal...how 'bout four Neon Tetras for dessert. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2837 I'm a Golden for Christ sakes! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2838 I'm starting to like this crystal ball 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2839 OK, now make with the hamster you promised me. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2840 Really missing my privacy. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2841 What did the neighbor's cat say? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2842 I’m not seeing you and you’re not seeing me. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2843 At least in here it's not dog-eat-dog. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2844 Don’t panic. I’m just a dogfish now. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2845 When you get tired of walking the goldfish, let me know. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2846 And, for my next trick ..... . 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2847 You've never had a cat before, have you? 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
2848 It was a Halloween costume fail. 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
2849 She'll never believe I'm a fish. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2850 I’m having puppies, not guppies. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2851 Can I get a castle or something? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2852 Please don't shake it - I hate snow! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2853 Roll over, play dead . . . and then take me to your leader. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2854 My fish looks different this morning. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2855 You were the one who said, "Go bowling." 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2856 This is my new dogfish! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2857 So did Mr. Fish like playing fetch? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2858 Just don’t overfeed me. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2859 I can't believe the cat STILL got the fish. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2860 You took the fish for a walk? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2861 I though you said food bowl. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2862 I'm not a teacup puppy anymore. Do you still find me attractive? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2863 What....Ted Lasso says "Be a goldfish." 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2864 Alright! You made your point. I'll wear the sweater.... 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2865 Am I the one living in a virtual-reality bubble . . . or are you? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2866 Blub blub? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2867 Remember Stevie's science project shrinking laser? Guess what... 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2868 I thought I was a good boy. What did I do wrong? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2869 I challenged the fish to live in a teacup for a day. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2870 Do not call me a dogfish. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2871 I mean like the movie, 'The Fly', OK?" 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2872 I was hungry too, apparently. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2873 I'm just a little dog in a big bowl. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2874 Reply hazy. Try again. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2875 Fishes? I don’t got no stink in’ fishes. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2876 Okay, now make it snow. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2877 You Can't be Serious! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2878 If you had a future,would you be talking to a dog in a crystal ball. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2879 It’s called evolution, Dude! Get with the program! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2880 I just really need a safe space, Bob. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2881 You wish! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2882 …and JFK Junior is coming here tonight? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2883 Please don't shake me, please don't shake me... 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2884 Hi! I'm not an aardvark. Burp! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2885 This is going to be a very popular dogfish. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2886 I’m not a fish or a hamster so get me out of here!! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2887 Dude, I'm a puppy, not a guppy. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2888 Please,a little privacy! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2889 You’re very confused about pet ownership. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2890 "Thing is, if you get an Alexa, she won't throw up on your carpet." 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2891 Billie's first pet was a little different. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2892 Sorry Pup, it’s either this or a mask 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2893 Well alright: I confess. When you leave me alone, I am a fish. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2894 That’s the last time I order anything online… 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2895 We need to discuss your late night internet buying. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2896 I asked for a beta fish, not an alpha dog. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2897 Hey, buddy, you wouldn't by chance be a genie, would you? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2898 Don’t these things usually have fish in them? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2899 When the cat dove in for the fish I just followed my instincts 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2900 Once I drank all the water and ate all the fish, it felt kinda cozy in here 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2901 I kept praying to be "Man's Best Friend". 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2902 You want me to pretend to be a dogfish? You're killin' this homeschool thing, Dave... 1.1964 0.03771 112 90 22 0
2903 Evolution, speeded up. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2904 Any snacks besides Goldfish? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2905 All I did was wish for a life where I didn't have to beg to go out so much and this is what I got. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2906 This isn't water in here... 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2907 Really. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2908 Does this mean today’s walk is canceled? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2909 The goldfish didn’t work out. This might not be the best idea. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2910 Do you like podcasts? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2911 I have no idea why they call us sea monkeys either.” 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2912 You're a little confused there, Pops. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2913 You promised me snow! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2914 I’ve got to stop taking those pills before bed as I’m now hallucinating that I have a dogfish not a catfish! J Kinsey Kinseyjody33@gmail.com 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2915 What bubble? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2916 You know this changes everything” 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2917 This seems to be a new specimen of fish, one that doesn't require water to survive. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2918 I'm hoping for a trophy. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2919 Okay, so I was thirsty, but I didn't intend to swallow the goldfish. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2920 I am not your brain. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2921 Bark! Bork! Bowl? Why am I in a bowl? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2922 What, you never heard of method hunting? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2923 Listen Richard, if i sleep run in this it won't be fun for either party. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2924 Okay, I'll talk! I confess! I ate your homework! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2925 Profile of a feline sociopath 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2926 Looks like he needs to go for a roll. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2927 Find another solution for your allergy, because l’m allergic to stupidity. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2928 What? You thought fishbowls were only for humans? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2929 Okay, but was it rapid or PCR? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2930 Doug couldn't help but feel catfished. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2931 And no one told you there's no such thing as a rescue goldfish. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2932 I can explain it to you 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2933 Fido, where’s Goldy? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2934 Look, she used to carry me in her purse before she left you. This is as close as I can get. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2935 You look startled. Catfish got your tongue? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2936 I know it’s not what they said but this is really the metaverse. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2937 Custom dictates a ship in a bottle, not your own little Shep in a bowl. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2938 As you can see, there's nothing fishy going on here. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2939 Dude, I'm a chihuahua-not a Portuguese water dog. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2940 I'll come out if you put on your mask. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2941 Could be worse - the other guys in the doghouse. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2942 I need to wee 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2943 Hey, all I asked was there a bowl involved in that haircut? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2944 I leave a zero carbon footprint. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2945 You’ve heard of “The Prince and the Pauper’, right 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2946 It’s okay, I ordered some new ones. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2947 That rotten fish of yours bet me I would enjoy bowling 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2948 Lesson learned: Never buy a "dogfish" online without reading the description first. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2949 Hey dummy, I’m a puppy not a guppy! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2950 After a ruff day, considering doggy daycare? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2951 When you didn't show up last night, I got hungry and thirsty. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2952 Throw the bowl! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2953 We need to talk 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2954 Catfish? What catfish? There's no catfish here. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2955 Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But my squire is so delightful. Since I’ve no place to go, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2956 I am who I am.....imprisoning me lets the world know who you are. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2957 How do you make it snow? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2958 Who you callin' a catfish? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2959 What fish? there wasn't any fish! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2960 Well, someone told me there was a cat fish in here and.... 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2961 Check, please. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2962 For the last time, I am not a snow globe. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2963 If you think about it, it’s not just me living in this fishbowl. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2964 Did you know your pants are made out of the same material as the desk? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
2965 do not fear I am only a hologram 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
2966 Haven’t you ever seen a catfish before? 1.1944 0.05172 108 94 7 7
2967 Not the toilet. Please, not the toilet. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2968 I can watch the TV with you perfectly well from right where I am. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2969 I don’t need a shot! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2970 I've always wanted to see what it's like for the animals in the zoo. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2971 I ate the fish . So sue me. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2972 Tell me exactly what you said to the goldfish. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2973 What goldfish, I didn’t see any goldfish! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2974 Haven’t you heard of Schrödinger's fish? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2975 Where's Goldie? 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2976 But Mom said you went to live on a farm. 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2977 Just ‘cause I’m a small dog doesn’t mean I don’t get hungry and thirsty. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2978 I loved Goldy too, but I fell in and had to drink my way to safety. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
2979 Actually, you meet women at the dog PARK. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2980 Swimmy didn't make it. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2981 I'd be more comfortable in a box, Professor Schrodinger. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2982 The goldfish was delicious. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2983 I needed less attention. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2984 Don't worry, I won't throw any stones. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2985 Don’t forget to walk the fish. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2986 Not surprisingly you have strained the limits of credulity 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2987 Sorry but fetching is not an option. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2988 Huh. Guess I need a bigger bowl. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2989 I think it's time to discuss the fact that I am not a goldfish. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2990 Sorry, but I’m the one in the doghouse tonight. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2991 I’m not buying this is a dog bowl 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2992 Would you believe I was jumped? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2993 The cookies are mine, Hal. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2994 Get me outta here, you bastard! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2995 But you forgot my bowls again. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2996 Now I see the allure of an alpha dog. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2997 I want your friendship, but I don't want to get too attached " 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2998 Let me guess. You spend a lot of time on the internet, right ? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2999 I just feel like we aren't growing anymore. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3000 Like the thought never crossed your mind. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3001 I thought 'Goldfish Retriever' was a typo 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3002 I just wanted a walk, this is not the type of attention I was looking for... 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3003 Your toilet needs fixing. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3004 What, you've never heard of a Dog Fish? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3005 If you fill this thing with water, WE'RE going to have a TALK! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3006 I always wanted a Gold-a-Shepherd 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3007 Hey, remember me, that thought you forgot a minute ago? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3008 You really need to understand your preferences and then stick to them. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3009 I'm sorry but with global warming no snow comes with this globe. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3010 Please don't shake me. I dislike snow!" 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3011 Really? Ted Lasso by proxy? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3012 Apparently he outgrew the bowl, and wasn’t fond of our “playtime.” 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3013 But i was invited in... 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
3014 Its an identity crisis kitty. You are not a fish. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3015 With friends like these... 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3016 So you think I'm stuck in overidentification with my prey? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3017 Woof, I meant a bowl of DRINKING WATER. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3018 What the hell is water? 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
3019 Envy is being jealous that the animal stuck in the bowl has an excuse to not interact with other people 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3020 So you think I’m just a little bitch living in my own bubble? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3021 No, I have no idea where she went. We just decided to trade places for a while and that was it.” 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3022 After being koi for years, today I’m owning it: I’m a goldfish trapped in a terrier’s body. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3023 You may have mistaken me for a Pisces. I’m an Aires. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3024 Okay, I promise to stop barking...all night long. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3025 I am NOT your "best friend"! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3026 I’m not sure this is right, the food and the dog go in the bowl? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
3027 So this is how you plan on getting me to the vet? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3028 Don't try to get away with not changing my water! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3029 We need to talk about the housing crisis. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3030 I'm just saying I'm not convinced that the goldfish is enjoying it's walk. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3031 I thought you said fish 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3032 It was pretty cool that the dog could talk. It was a shame that all he did was rant about Critical Race Theory. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3033 The water I drank to wash the fish down swelled me up. I can't squeeze out. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3034 Dead dogs wag no tails. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3035 Have you been reading that book about dogfish again? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3036 So what’s weirder: me, the goldfish or me, the talking dog? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3037 Hah! You can’t blame it on me this time and you know what? It smells like the others! 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
3038 Do you feel lockdown? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3039 I don't know anything about a cat or a fish. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3040 Do you promise you're a pescatarian? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3041 I just wanted to go for a swim… 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
3042 Yeah, you're thinking 'guppy'. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3043 I sit up and beg when you sprinkle in my kibbles.” 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3044 Re-imagineering a dogfish 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3045 Fish for Dinner? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3046 Don't ask me how I got in here, but if you pull the freakin' string in the back I think I can get out 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3047 Next time, be sure to get Non-GMO fish food! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3048 He’s no common snook, Bob. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3049 Hey, you would never do this to a Great Dane. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3050 Hey…just because I’m a Portuguese Water Dog… 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3051 I promise to never eat another goldfish 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
3052 I regret starring in that dog food commercial. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3053 After I ate all the treats, I couldn't get out! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3054 I yam what I yam where I yam 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3055 Your dinner was in the other bowl. 1.1905 0.05081 105 91 8 6
3056 I've heard of ship in a bottle, but this is nuts. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3057 It’s not what you think! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3058 It’s not bad once you’ve drunk the Kool-Aid. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
3059 Your fully vaccinated you can let me out now. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3060 Take me to your canine overlords, human slave. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3061 You were expecting a catfish, maybe? 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3062 Blame the cat! It’s the damn cat! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3063 Please, no more peanut butter. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3064 I keep telling you that the world is round. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3065 Larry returns after walking his goldfish. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3066 Flush this, tough guy. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3067 This is complete dogwater. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
3068 '"You think your in a bubble? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3069 It looks like my beta has developed into an alpha 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3070 Yeah, well next time don't get a chihuahua lab mix. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3071 This must be what happens when you forget to feed the fish. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3072 You were gone so long. I drank the water and ate the goldfish. He was already dead. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3073 I'm more inbred than you can possibly imagine 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3074 So I sniffed one butt? I was wearing a mask! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3075 Your Feng Shui was delicious. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3076 At least I don’t wear glasses, fish-eyes.” 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3077 Woof! [Look, you have to believe me!] Arf! Yip!! [I'm a teacup Chihuahua! Not a darned goldfish bowl Chihuahua!!] 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3078 I'll be the first good boy in space! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3079 My demands to come out include unlimited use of the couch. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3080 Don't expect me to die in three days". 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
3081 I need your best estimate for extraction ... date, time and method. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
3082 It was at this point that Ethan began to suspect that the salesperson had either sold him the wrong accessory or that he was simply using it incorrectly. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3083 I'm using the crystal ball to show you all the snacks I need. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3084 I begged and begged you to get me a new doghouse. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3085 Global housewarming. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3086 I thought we were friends! 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
3087 So, this is how you treat your BFF ! 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
3088 Timmy keeps it lowkey when he sees the very rare dogfish. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3089 I'm finding it more difficult to get back out. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3090 The goldfish made me do it. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3091 Fish are also pets. I'll bring you some nature to sit on. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3092 Where did I put that goldfish leash? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3093 This is the worst gum-ball machine I've ever seen. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
3094 I followed a girl named Alice and a rabbit down this hole in the lawn and here I am. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
3095 I'm training to be a celebrity dog 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3096 Who told you this was an invisible fence? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3097 I need blinders. I have seen too much. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3098 I just got tired of the mask. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3099 Sorry, I can't let you out until the Zoom meeting is over. Coworkers are too distracted from the discussion by seeing you acting cute in the background. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3100 Yes,but don't you eat sushi? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3101 Food looks a lot fatter and juicier from the inside 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3102 This is getting ridiculous. Initially,science grew babies in test tubes and now science is growing dogs in fish bowls. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3103 Why're you looking at me? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3104 I’m starting to transition to a dogfish. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3105 Well, I guess “roll over” is out of the question. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3106 Sorry, dogs who live in glass houses shouldn't play fetch 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3107 You said you identified as a golf fish. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3108 You’re going to have to move fast to catch the fish. But be careful, he’s a trickster. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3109 A regular three foot cage is acceptable; other wise you will be hearing from my P.E.T.A. attorney. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3110 The cat ate the goldfish, and I ate the cat. 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
3111 It's a dog's life in a fish bowl, my friend. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3112 What fish? What water? I found it this way, I tell you! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3113 If you let me out I promise I won't chase any more boats. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3114 What?! No tree? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3115 That's some cat-er-act! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3116 I am a sentient hologram, what are you? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3117 I suggest you get some cutains 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3118 Ah, I see the problem, I used freshwater. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3119 My pack will eat you alive you alive if I swim with the fishes. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3120 I have retrieved all of your golden fish." 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3121 I had no intention of falling in..... 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3122 I thought I was buying a catfish 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
3123 I’m good till it starts to snow… 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3124 When you play "Go Fish" with your dog 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
3125 You don't want to see how they got me in here. 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
3126 No Castle? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
3127 Best in show? 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
3128 I was never a catfish kind of person" 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3129 Look Roger, you've taken obedience training to a new level. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3130 My new medication compartmentalizes things. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3131 It's best we don't shake 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3132 So where’d the snowman? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3133 Yes, I’m Sirius, the Digital Pet Assistant. I am afraid I couldn’t find any information on the identity of any good boys. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3134 When the cat ate the fish, I ate the cat. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3135 This is for a catfish dummy. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3136 hey!! more of those fish flakes or I'll bust some glass!! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3137 So I told Alexa to order a bowl for my dog on Amazon... 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3138 Bubbles is working remote today. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3139 I keep telling you, I am not a dog fish. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
3140 well, you said you were too busy to walk me 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3141 The mask didn't fit. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3142 Happy Freaky Friday, Dave 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3143 Auntie Em! Auntie Em! I’ll get you and your little dog too… Okay, cut! I don’t think this scene is going to work. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
3144 I thought it was my new water bowl. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
3145 Okay, I'll roll over, just please open the lid! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3146 Surprise! Evolution is not a "theory." 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3147 Fido implores Harvey to talk Ethel out of her new obsession with minimalism. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3148 Why is this over here? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3149 Just because you're living in a bubble doesn't mean I have to. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
3150 The fish moved to Texas 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
3151 What? You didn't know I could swim? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3152 The fish goes in here. I belong on the leash, not him. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3153 Why didn't you tell me they ran out of goldfish? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3154 What has happened to my life? (by the students of 4A at The Center for Early Education) 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3155 I'm a dog, not a cat so this is unusual and worthy of your wonder. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3156 We're all out of Goldfish, Golden Retriever is all we got. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3157 No I don't know how I got in here. That's not the point! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3158 Do you want to come to work with me? My office is a bit bigger than your glass tank and has free coffee. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3159 You didn't purchase a catfish - I was the shop cat at the aquarium 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3160 Good try, but you can forget about the Nobel Prize. You ain't gettin' a MacArthur Genius Grant either. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3161 I was just testing the water. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3162 I will grant you three wishes , but one of them has to be for a miniature pooper scooper 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3163 How could you do this to me? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3164 What am I doing in here? What are YOU doing out there? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3165 Technically you can claim this is a dog bowl, but you're really missing the true concept." 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3166 I was really thirsty, ok? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3167 When I said that your barking needed to be muffled, that’s not quite what I meant. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
3168 I don't mind not having any privacy but could I get some water, please? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
3169 Maybe some coral at least? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3170 That's justice. You eat the fish. You live in their bowl. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3171 Oh yeah, things are going just swimmingly. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3172 Your Honor, all those puppies definitely aren't mine. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3173 Can you get me a little castle and treasure chest? Colored rocks, too. Don’t forget to sprinkle my food in. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3174 I like the view from here better than from my crate. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3175 I would read your palm, but I am in a fishbowl, and you only have four fingers. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3176 I want to be a goldfish when I grow up. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3177 Then I said, ''I'm hooked," so here we are. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3178 Catfish are on aisle five 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3179 I Am Not Going To Get Vaccinated Just Because You Got Vaccinated 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3180 Don't you dare give that f**%! fish my food. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3181 Well: I guess you're not going to like the typical fish food. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3182 The gold fish were not worth the effort. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3183 The real question is, Am I a dog or a cat? 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3184 What’s the matter, you’ve never heard of a mastiff in a bottle? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3185 Just Google it. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
3186 Now, quickly bring the camera but no flash! 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
3187 I prefer ‘they’. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3188 So I guess 'go fetch' is out of the question. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3189 When I ordered a Dogfish, this was not quite what I had in mind! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
3190 I jumped in after the catfish. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3191 Yes, cruel. But I wanted to protect you. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3192 We have to get you cut out of there. I’ll call a Sturgeon 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3193 i hope you are not claustrophobic, dog 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3194 This isn't exactly the cat bird seat. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3195 Stupid human, you better go and check my kennel! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3196 Well, have you ever seen “Kazaam”? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3197 See, Bob...this way, you don't have to lay down newspaper all over the carpets! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3198 Darn,I ordered a teacup dog,this is clearly a fishbowl 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3199 Go figure. I distinctly heard you say “guppy.” 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3200 Catosphere! Pronounced- 'Kat-o-sfur ! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3201 Yes,I do love water. But this is ridiculous. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3202 Daddy, I did it again. Help me. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3203 Don’t mind me. Just waiting until you buy the fish. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3204 He said his name was the Great Goldini! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3205 Don't worry,they said it'll flatten the curve. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3206 The goldfishdoodle never enjoyed the popularity of the goldendoodle. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3207 I think you meant to put me in the doghouse,and the hamster in here. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3208 Just waiting. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3209 It was the cat….I swear! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3210 Because I feel more secure in her 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3211 You get yellow snow when you turn it up-side down. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3212 Take me back to the pet store. I think you meant "dogfish". 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3213 So, what are you planning on for dessert? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3214 So she thew the treat into the bowel... 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3215 Fish have gills. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3216 And then I said, "Yeah right -- if you're magic, how come your stuck in there?" 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3217 I'll be fine so long as you don't put a catfish in here. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3218 Wow, look at the guy’s freaky hair! 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
3219 I’m going to say this one more time, v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y, I am NOT a turtle! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3220 Are you happy now? Just get on with the snow so I can get out of here. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3221 The mighty spirits are saying that you must place a large sirloin on your dog's dish tonight. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3222 I'll go grab the Spot remover 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3223 Well, it's true you no longer have to take me for walks, but think about the clean-ups! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3224 I shat in my crate, and I'll shit in here. Nothing can stop me. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3225 Whose idea was this terrierium, anyway? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3226 What tha dog doin? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3227 It looked bigger under water. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3228 When I asked for an Igloo dog house, I didn't mean this! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3229 A dog just makes more sense for me right now. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3230 That's not what I meant when I asked you to fill the dog bowl. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3231 Now what smart ass! 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
3232 You're the only one who understands me, Noodle. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3233 It’s much louder than I anticipated 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3234 My mistake. Your dog is the big guy in pantaloons standing right behind you. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3235 What's the matter? Never seen a dog before? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3236 I thought you said "inside the bowl". 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3237 Harold ordered a Genie in a Bottle from Amazon but he's afraid of dogs 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
3238 Well, what are you looking at? Evolution isn't just a theory. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3239 Yes, I am a water dog but this is ridiculous 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3240 How much is that doggie in the Fish Bowl ? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3241 Let me out of here and I promise I'll NEVER pee in your bed again" 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3242 Just don't get any catfish, okay? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3243 I ate the fish, so you gotta feed ME now. 1.1837 0.05299 98 86 6 6
3244 I climbed in here to protect myself from your socialist nonsense. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3245 Your fingers are too small. Super creepy! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3246 Hmm... Did I leave the goldfish at the dog park? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3247 The goldfish was too fast for me. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3248 It had not dawned on Tom that he had purchased a bowl-dog. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3249 Well, it looks like my future has gone to the dogs... 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3250 You shouldn't have pulled that stick out of my ass. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
3251 I’ve got to get out of this place!” 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3252 I guess I'm no longer in the doghouse...right? 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
3253 It seemed like a good idea at the time." David Casey, Seattle, WA 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3254 No, not a chub—a chug. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3255 Your cat is in for a shock. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3256 After I ate the fish and drank the water, here I am, stuck! 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
3257 A Ship Zu in a bottle? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3258 Rex didn't really want to burst his master's bubble, but his bladder was about to explode. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3259 And YOU wouldn’t want to constantly relive being the first cat in space? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3260 Dorothy, Dorothy...where are you? It’s me, Auntie Em! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3261 Empathy Lesson #1. Do not poop where one sleeps. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3262 Have you seen my goldfish? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3263 I was hungry and thirsty...maybe next time you'll remember to put out my bowls. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3264 I can see your future, and you will soon have a very good friend. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
3265 Like you’ve never regretted the entree you ordered? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3266 I'm not coming out of here until you get vaccinated! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3267 Huh, guess betta fish are bigger than I thought 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3268 I like a bitch with no glass ceiling 1.1828 0.05501 93 82 5 6
3269 A doggie bowl. Seriously? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3270 Still think a goldfish could never build a shrink-ray? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3271 I am not your best friend,,fishface 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3272 Look man, I don't mean this as an insult, but you seem like more of a "lizard guy" to me. Why don't you give me up to some 29-year-old yuppie couple that wants to avoid having kids for another three years, so I can fuck up all their shit from CB2? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
3273 At the least, you will look at me more often. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3274 I wouldn't trade places with you accountants for the world 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3275 Do you have any interest in switching places? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3276 Hey, I just saved him from drowning! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3277 Is it getting dark outside? Bring me my costume. Time to shine! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3278 I’m not Alexa. Woof. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3279 ‘Fish out of water’, ‘cat in a bowl’ what’s the big deal? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3280 Haven’t you heard of a dogfish? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3281 I've changed, and now I feel bounded. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3282 Slipped in as a tiny puppy but now look where those healthy food choices got us. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
3283 They invited me in to play hide’n seek, now I can’t find them! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3284 Please don't t stare at me. It makes me nervous. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3285 Sputnik my ass! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3286 Walks in the snow, fine—being shaken upside down, grrr. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3287 Well, i guess the fish still won't say a word, huh? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3288 We aren't rich enough to mess things up in space, so take me for a walk dummy. 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
3289 I'm a Goldfish Doodle 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3290 We were out of the Pepperidge Farm ones. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3291 I'm thirsty, just a little water, be careful not too much 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
3292 We’re just two lost souls looking through a fish bowl, pandemic year 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3293 The Gold Fish deserve more space in the pond outside 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3294 I said “roll over” not “bowl over” 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3295 That's a fishy looking dogbowl. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3296 I'd like a word with the goldfish. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3297 Don't quibble with me. It was kibble, not pellets! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3298 OK, you proved your point. Can you please let me out now? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3299 This designer dog stuff sucks! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3300 From my point of view, you're the one in the fishbowl. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3301 I've heard of the cat in the hat, but this? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3302 I can't remember how I got here." 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3303 So you caught the cat that ate the canary. That doesn't explain what you're doing in a fishbowl. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3304 It's a pivot. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3305 Stop with that Cat in the Hat crap! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3306 My great-grandfather was one eigth cat 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3307 I blew a bubble and this is what happened! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3308 It's like staring into a mirror. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3309 Please, don’t ask me to shake. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
3310 Your goldfish was making fun of me! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3311 Very few of us knows how it feels like to be a fish in the water 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3312 I defy categorization, dammit. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3313 And, your future is going to the dogs too. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3314 You don't know a water dog from a dog in water? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3315 If you really want a pet, I think you would be better off with a can of "Tuna Fish" 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3316 How are you going to take me for a walk? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3317 A fish bowl has what in it ? Fish, of course. So what don’t you get about a dog bowl ? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3318 My friends call me Sponge. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3319 This makes it easier for everyone. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3320 Never mind me - go after the fish! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3321 Mom can’t say no, this time…. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3322 . . . well I could've drowned . . . now the bloody hole's too small . . . 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3323 Bark if you think you are living in a bubble! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3324 You’ve got no clue a what a lap dog actually does, do you? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3325 Now that quarantine is ending, we need to talk. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3326 Please do not refill my water bowl. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3327 The cat is finally letting me live. Please don't blow my cover, man. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
3328 Overprotective much? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3329 I said I wanted a ball, not a bowl. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3330 I never thought that outside of the box is just another bowl. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3331 Time to burst the bubble Charlie, if you dare... 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3332 The rabbit in the hat trick botched again. Jim 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3333 I'm what you ordered. For questions, complaints, and returns please visit our website. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3334 Mom didn't tell me what to do once I caught the fish! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3335 Maybe next time you'll think twice before eating the fish. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3336 This refrigerator is empty. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3337 Sure I'm nervous, but Jeff Bezos just offered me a ride to space. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3338 i can't play fetch unless you let me out. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
3339 How much is that doggie in the bubble 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
3340 At least he saved me a toilet flush. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3341 Don't eat the snow. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3342 Those in glassglass houses should not throw bones. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3343 I see you're having trouble adjusting to a new pet. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3344 I'm sorry, I ate the goldfish, now get me out a here 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3345 If he shakes me like a snowglobe again, I'm going to bark 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3346 Perhaps you ordered a dogfish and something went awry due to supply chains? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3347 Take the fish out and change the dog's water, right? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3348 Are you hearing an echo? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3349 I see you roll over and play dead. But you're not playing. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3350 Okay, I get how it feels like. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3351 Nemo, speak! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3352 Something's fishy. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
3353 Downsizing is a bitch. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3354 I assure you that although I appear to be the cat who ate the canary, the sushi selection was far more delightful. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3355 Yeah, I'm stuck in a fish bowl, but you have rhinophyma! 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3356 I had to do something to get your attention. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3357 You do know they call it a ‘fishbowl,’ right? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3358 I thought you were the genie!? 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
3359 Sparkles always wanted to try that blue coloured water in the toilet. She said it reminded her of Acapulco, and I’ve always wanted to be a dogmanot, so we traded. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3360 Asking the crystal ball about his next relationship, Gregor gets a sinking feeling. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3361 I wanted to experience your isolation 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3362 This doesn’t feel “right”… 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
3363 ‘’Admit it … the fish never curled up to you on the couch.” 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3364 If you're hoping for a dolphin this could take awhile. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3365 I must say Jerry, you take Halloween very seriously. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3366 This isn't my day, is it master? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3367 I don't like being pigeonholed. Would you like being pigeonholed? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3368 I'm a teacup poodle you turd. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
3369 A watched bowl never evolves 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3370 You should have just bought a fish. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3371 I may not be real, but I was your best friend all through pandemic. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
3372 Wow, Darwin was right. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3373 Apple’s game-changing new Smart Speaker adds Smart Sit and Smart Play Dead capabilities. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3374 I shouldn’t have named you Nemo. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3375 He’s a purebred goldfish retriever 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
3376 I'll bet your next wish won't have anything to do with goldfish. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3377 I’m hypoallergenic you fool! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3378 I've given up on preventing global warming and doing the only sensible thing - training to be an amphibian. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3379 Buddy destroyed the evidence, but he found himself trapped in the scene of the crime. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
3380 You’re not the only one who can go bowling get it 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
3381 Eating your goldfish made me thirsty 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3382 It's missing some little swimmy things. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3383 Please, stop this catfishing nonsene 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3384 At least add some snow and trees if I'm stuck in this globe. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3385 I hope you have a pooper-scooper. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3386 I told you the cat belonged to a witch! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3387 Right - slippers after the snacks digest,ok? 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
3388 Sigh* you still miss Jeremy don’t you? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3389 This isn’t what I meant by “play ball” 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
3390 I look ridiculous? I understand it's No Shave November but have you looked in a mirror? 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
3391 Consider changing your groomer. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
3392 I bet your wondering where all the water went. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3393 I don't mean to carp, but I asked for tinted glass. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3394 I'm a gold-doodle, NOT a golden-doodle. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3395 Look, man, it takes practice and dedication to win the 'Elon Musk Next Space Dog' competition. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3396 He said go fetch the vacuum,the skateboard and a sandwich bag. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3397 I said I wanted a dogfish, not a fishdog! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3398 I should have gone for the Chihuahua. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3399 The cat's under the bed. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3400 goldfish ?..hmm, nope can't that say i've seen one 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3401 ... and I had a hell of a time getting him on the leash. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3402 Thanks but no thanks-- I'm trying to lose weight 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
3403 OK, I'm sitting. Where's my cookie? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3404 You were with me when the Vet said to eat less processed foods Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3405 I want to be more than a trophy dog to you. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
3406 We got rid of the goldfish in order to make a new home for you. Please smile! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3407 I wish humans had short memories. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3408 We have come in ships and bodies meant not to alarm you. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3409 My bark really is worse the my bite. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3410 I'd like to have my attorney present before I answer any questions. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3411 How do I make my fish love me? Turn it into a dog! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3412 The sphere of life" or the alternate title "the cat ate the fish, the dog ate the cat... 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3413 They escaped again. Are you complicit 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
3414 In training mode, Harold contemplates how many biscuits to feed his new dogfish. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
3415 Who catfishes the catfish? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3416 That goldfish was born to sell real estate! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3417 Go figure? I thought you said "Go, fish." 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3418 In case you’re wondering, I’m a golden labra-fish… 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3419 If you let me out, I promise I’ll stop BOWL-ying you. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3420 I'm not going to be your friend if you don't find me a kennel. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3421 Ok, I give. How’d you get me in here? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3422 All right!...enough with time out. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
3423 Honey, I think the kids will notice the fish is missing. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
3424 Yes, putting me in a glass bowl will definitely keep me out of trouble. Owner outsmarts puppy again. You can leave now. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3425 It’s about me, not about you. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3426 Wish you here 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3427 When I asked for a dog bowl, this is NOT what I meant! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3428 my water bowl was empty.....how was your vacation? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
3429 OK Roscoe I know its a cheap fraternity trick to swallow a goldfish but I am not impressed! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
3430 I think I'd rather be spade 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3431 Sorry about the fish. I was a dog out of water. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3432 I wouldn't mind it so much if I had some snow in here with me. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3433 Don't tell me it's algae wafers for dinner again; how about you stick your hand in here, bro. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
3434 You’ve to stop walking the fish! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3435 Sparky, where's our catfish? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3436 [muffled] Arf! Arf arf arf! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
3437 Dude, this whole situation seems a bit too fishy for me 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
3438 Such trap. Wow, so stare. Help. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3439 Fido channels his inner Laika. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3440 If you shake me hard enough, it won't be snowflakes. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3441 Ready for more sushi! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3442 Fido" is what Albert properly named his goldfish 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3443 This isn't what I meant when I said I needed a new dog bowl. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3444 Huh! I wonder where the fish went. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3445 I don’t hate catfish. That’s a myth. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
3446 Waldo,the question is why are you out there? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3447 Yes, I am bi-lingual, but that's not my problem right now. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3448 I warned you about buying Dogecoin... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3449 I swear,it wasn’t me 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3450 Please, one mammal to another...let’s discuss this. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3451 I couldn't decide who was trapped by Amelia's incompetence more...the dog after I told her to fill his bowl or me and my inability to initiate tough conversations. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3452 I need a bigger bowl of food. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3453 Take me for a swim! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3454 I think I have some bad news about my doghouse. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
3455 Waoogooohhoof 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
3456 Once I saw the cat eat them I got excited, but (urpp) now I can't get out. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3457 Eh, is'ent this taking the mask thing a bit too far? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3458 I told you not to feed me dog food 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3459 your an introvert huh? me too. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
3460 I never knew America was the shape of a dog" 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3461 I'm trying out for the lead role in The Incredible Shrinking Dog. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3462 Please...no more goldfish food! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3463 I hate to admit it, but that is the cleverest fish I've ever tried to eat. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3464 ... and then he said - Watch this stick. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3465 Get me out of here, and I'll give you three wishes. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3466 I stopped drinking out of the toilet so I traded with the goldfish. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3467 Doggone it 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3468 This is my new Doggie Bowl 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3469 Well,I hated to leave an empty bowl 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3470 What a schmuck 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3471 Madame Zenga saw long walks and green bags in Melvins future. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3472 I told you not to eat Alice's cookies!! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3473 This motherfucker… 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3474 Just lick the bowel and make a wish 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
3475 I’m taking a global approach to life … 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3476 I'll be in here till you use your mask I bought you 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3477 You're hopeless, Phish... 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
3478 I'll grow on you.” 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
3479 This is the only mask I can afford. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3480 Well, at least now we know that goldfish crackers taste better. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3481 Whaddya think this is, the Thurber Carnival? Get me the hell outta here! 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3482 I mean, it did say "dog of the sea" 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3483 So, you got outsmarted by a fish? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3484 Because the cat ate the fish. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3485 Mitten's framed me" he barked 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3486 I can’t swim. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
3487 I'm not a toy dog. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
3488 Yeah, trying out new digs since the goldfish moved out after dinner. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3489 Well, I'm supposed to be a goldfish and you're supposed to be a 'real' man 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3490 The goldfish told me this is what the astronauts use in outerspace." 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3491 No offense, Garry, butI can't live virariously through you. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3492 We'll just have to wait until I can excrete that darn big goldfish. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3493 Man is thinking.. "I wonder if it talks?" 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3494 Don't kid yourself, you are not safe from climate change! 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
3495 I told you that fish was slippery 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3496 Just don't flush me down the toilet when I die. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3497 I'm every apartment dweller's dream -- a pupfish. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3498 I obey, bark at intruders, dance, and can even turn my fishbowl yellow! 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
3499 So, you’re a hologram right? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3500 A magic frog overheard me say it was a dog eat dog world. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3501 I know that you got tired of looking at the fish. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
3502 I think we can confirm that yes indeed, there is something in the water. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3503 I have reincarnated as a dogfish. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3504 Look, I got in here to take a break from all your kvetching. Now get me the hell outta here! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3505 We exchanged places, is that OK? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3506 Well, if you think you can throw a stick from in here, go for it. 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
3507 Maybe it should be in the rules. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
3508 I hope you’re happy with that fish food you bought. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3509 Get me out of this! Do I look like a fuckin' goldfish? 1.1733 0.06114 75 67 3 5
3510 I’m expecting goldfish any minute now. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
3511 I guess we really are what we eat.." 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3512 And you leave the toilet seat up. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3513 You're compromising my full growth potential." 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3514 Interesting concept but no one every solved the glass/slobber issue. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3515 You really should have started with a goldfish. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3516 What, you didn't know your wife is a real witch? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3517 What, you're surprised to see Sputnik Dog at the Air and Space Museum? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3518 I already told you , Bob, just because the Goldfish went out for a walk with my leash and collar doesn't mean I want to sleep in a fish bowl!! 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3519 If I had some stones, Id'wipe that smirk off your face. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3520 It won't help your snoring 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
3521 Take me to your lead. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
3522 There's no substitute for fresh ! 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
3523 Sorry, I'm very selective about who I allow into my bubble. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3524 Do you think there is room for two? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3525 Never mind the fish - what did you do with the water? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3526 Okay. You got me good this time. Go ahead and take me in for sterilization before I befoul this bowl. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3527 You've heard of a genie in a bottle? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
3528 I think we’re having an issue with boundaries 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3529 I still maintain it's flat ! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3530 I'm thirsty can you please fill my water bowl. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3531 Hear me out... anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3532 I’m going to name you Goldie. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3533 Just try to flush me, I dare you!" 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3534 Where did you put the goldfish? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3535 You say lockdown, I say Supermax. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3536 Just get the damn elf. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
3537 I hope I don’t end up looking like you. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3538 Honest... it was a matter of survival! My bowl is empty. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3539 Guess the cat's out of the bag... 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3540 Look closer, I am really a goldfish! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3541 Take me outside. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3542 No, it's not a metaphor about fame; I just like it in here. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3543 All I can say is that the Magic Eightball didn’t predict this. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3544 Haven't you ever seen a fish Trick or Treat before? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3545 Get me out or I will digest the fish. 1.1717 0.04982 99 87 7 5
3546 What? You expect me to just sit there and watch a bonefish? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3547 If you spin me one more time I'll barf and become invisible! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3548 Who moved my dog bowl? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
3549 Whatever you do, do not name me Goldy. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3550 You're getting too big for your britches. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3551 I know were best friends and everything, and the outside world is really screwed up, but sorry, you'll have to find your own bowl to live in. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
3552 I guess the organic stuff really works! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3553 Teacup, fishbowl - it was an honest mistake but let me tell you… 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3554 You said, you wanted a low maintenance pet that doesn’t need a litter box. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3555 Goldfish aren't food??? But you said we'd need to eat and sleep inside the bubble 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3556 I'd be OK with this if you stopped walking the fish. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3557 I want to be the first to welcome the goldfish to it's new home. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3558 Like the song says, “ You can’t take a goldfish for a walk.” 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3559 I already told you, there is not room for both of us in here. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3560 Although Django had stopped his incessant barking, Fred missed their daily walks. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3561 Can I please have some fish flakes? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3562 Bubble, bubble? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3563 Let me out and I’ll keep your indiscretions from Subway. I didn’t see anything, Jared. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3564 You sure aren't Rod Serling, and that's all I had. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3565 Terrible voice! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3566 Really? A terrarium? I'm a flea bag, not a fly trap! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3567 I still use it/them pronouns and identify as your best friend, but... 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3568 Don't ask! Just get me out of here. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3569 When I said I wanted a new bowl, I was talking about a new dog DRINKING WATER bowl! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3570 Before Lucy came into our home, I never really understood the meaning of naughty. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3571 Honestly Al,I think you are going to be happier and healthier in this globe. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3572 Look man, just wear the damn mask, OK? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3573 Once you put me in here my memory's gone to hell. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3574 Sorry partner, but you were late with the lunch. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3575 You might want to check on the goldfish, the cat took him out to play. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3576 The moment he starts to second guess his bowl mutt. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3577 ..and I won’t forget what I’m guarding. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3578 Pandemic day 235 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3579 This costume is as bad as the time you went as a manhandle. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3580 It's called evolution. Why do you ask? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3581 It’s better than that stupid cone. 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
3582 What, you’ve never heard of a miniature terrierium? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3583 Honey, I shrunk the dog!!! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3584 The fish you are looking for is now my indegestion. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3585 I will need your help getting to that cave where you found my friend the fish! 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3586 I see a very long walk in your future. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3587 Mike began to realise that his plan to smuggle a fish out of the aquarium had gone badly wrong somehow. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3588 When I agreed that you could put the goldfish back in the bowl, I assumed you were going to take it out of my stomach first. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3589 It was a trade. Goldie wanted to drink from the toilet. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
3590 I like to think it rescued me. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
3591 I was going to put water in but you don't have gills or fins. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
3592 I thought you were supposed to grow into a catfish! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3593 The cat ate the fish 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3594 Fetch?! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3595 I thought dogfish would look more fishy… 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3596 Sorry I ate all the goldfish -- I know some of them weren't yours. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3597 What was I barking about seven seconds ago? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3598 Whatch’ya looking at four eyes? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3599 I was terribly thirsty after I ate the fish. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3600 That fish food was so not non-GMO. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3601 Turn the base counter clockwise and repeat after me thou shalt never leave me with an amature magician. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3602 I call it a Canisarium. 1.1687 0.05639 83 74 4 5
3603 All she left behind was this snow globe…” 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3604 Get me out of here. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3605 Yes, if I were a fish, I'd want a fishbowl snowman." 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3606 Dogfish. I’m a type of shark. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3607 Not the bulldog he deserved, but the ‘bowldog’ he needed 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3608 I predict that food is in your future 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3609 When you agree to wear a mask and get the shot, I’ll let you out of the bubble. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3610 Pal, you got yourself in this 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3611 Ok, Brundle, leave me alone! Try it on yourself!! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3612 No glass ceilings for this bitch! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3613 You got me in this thing; get me out! 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3614 I told the taxidermist your name was Goldie... 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3615 There was a catfish... 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3616 We're a new breed called Bowl-Dogs 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3617 Putting me in here won't make me like Wandavision. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3618 I don't know what happened to the goldfish, but please don't add water! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3619 Somehow I always felt like you would rather have a fish for a pet. 1.1684 0.05109 95 84 6 5
3620 I think I understand Grandpa Rin Tin Tin's lament about his life in a fishbowl. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3621 I'm sorry I broke your snow globe! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3622 Now I know what it's like to be a politician, you just sit around and accomplish nothing. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
3623 Only $2,400? What a steal! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3624 I feel as though I have no privacy....as though I were in a goldfish bowl. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3625 Is it ruff on the outside? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3626 Could you get me out of here, please? The concave glass produces a weird fish-eye effect which for me, a dog, is deeply offensive. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3627 Were you expecting a catfish? 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3628 How did you think it would feel? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3629 At least I can remember more than the last resident 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3630 Jerry found the selection at the fish store somewhat limited. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
3631 No face mask. A blank stare? . . . And I thought this empty fish bowl was safe. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3632 See? I told you! When I sit in this bowl no one can tell for sure just what kind of talking animal I am! 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3633 You can't take a goldfish for a walk. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3634 Hmm,if I become a well rounded person,I won’t be able to cross my door either. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3635 And now this idiot overturns me and thinks the snow is falling ... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3636 Dog: “Your glasses should be raised an inch. Dumb human.”. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3637 You're back to going out all the time, no mask, no distancing. I just want to bubble alone for a while. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3638 Shake at your own risk! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3639 I never imagined the guy with glasses would get so uptight about pooping on the white rug. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3640 Am I the only one that smells fish 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3641 This isn’t what they meant by a low maintenance pet. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3642 It’s a long story, Bob. . .sit down. . . 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3643 The water too! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3644 Mark Zuckerberg once said "Mark Zuckerberg is proud to unveil the world's first labgro-doodle, Zark Muckerberg." Indeed, I am human." - Mark Zuckerberg 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3645 Don’t forget to change my water and take me for a swim twice a day! 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
3646 Face it, Cousteau, this isn't working for either of us. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3647 hm, I don't remember a goldfish. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3648 I've changed my mind about the lava lamp competition. I want out. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3649 Don't flush me, I promise I won't drink from the bowl anymore. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3650 The vet said a full bowl of kibble every day. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3651 Hey Chuck. This CRISPR stuff is getting way out of hand. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3652 This was just an appetizer. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3653 I'm gonna tip this over and crawl out and get you another fish. I will. I promise. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3654 No, I'm still not a dogfish. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3655 I can still play in the snow, but now it makes me dizzy. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3656 What, you never heard of a dogfish?? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3657 I told Mom I won't come out til after the elections. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3658 You have three wishes. I implore you to bust me out as your last wish. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3659 I prefer the box 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3660 You realize that limits us from playing “fetch.” 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3661 Instead of rubbing the lamp three times, I humped it three times. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3662 If you build it, they will come. 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
3663 This cartoon is upsetting. I'm never letting Mick Stevens pet sit for me again. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3664 For the thousandth time,I said I wanted to play "ball"... "ball"! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3665 I’m thinking outside the litter box. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3666 It's your fault for not providing fish in my diet! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3667 TRUST ME, I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT HERE. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3668 When I told him he could use the sub-woofer, I completely forgot he was a submarine captain. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3669 You'll like it better once it snows. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3670 I know, I know: not your cat, not your bowl, not your problem. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3671 Are you just going to watch me drown? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3672 No, Mark, there isn't a dog in your future. Let me out. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3673 Is this really worse than having a goldfish? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3674 Not trained yet. Solitary confinement. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3675 Okay, I’ll play dogfish for an hour, just don’t fill the bowl with water. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3676 Time to clean the terrierarium, bub. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3677 Take me to your treater. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3678 Know it looks bad, it’s just that I was a bit thirsty 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
3679 Fine, I accept my punishment. Just don't make live in here with my own poop. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3680 You seem disappointed that I am not a goldfish. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3681 So, where's my litter box? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3682 Move on buddy. I’m not a cat. And yes. I ate the fish. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
3683 When a small dog barks too much 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3684 I can't decide if I'm a catfish or a dogfish. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3685 Were you listening? The pet store lady told you that I'm not a baby dogfish! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3686 Are you absolutely sure you don't live in a fishbowl too? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3687 Ironic isn’t it? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3688 When is that bad goldfish going to be released from the dog house? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3689 Insurrection, I tell you. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3690 ... 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3691 Just because you put me in a bowl doesn't make me a dogfish. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3692 well mhm, this is a weird interaction. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3693 I ate the fish. Now what? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3694 Call me Fido when you’re ready to change Facebook account to Meta. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3695 Haven’t you seen a catfish before? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3696 What are you supposed to do with a miniature dog anyway... 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3697 what? you were expecting catfish? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3698 OK, I will sit in this bowl, but do not call me fishy-fishy. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3699 I am The Doggie Of The Bowl. I get three wishes, not you. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3700 I'm a really low maintenance pet. Just flip the bowl over an old newspaper twice a day. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3701 The pet shop ran out of goldfish! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3702 I see a small, white animal in your future. 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
3703 Dave,where's my hydrant? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3704 Don't make me get all Orca on your ass. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3705 Just waiting for the fish refill. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3706 I sure was thirsty. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3707 So what you need to realize is that a good compromise is one where no one is happy. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3708 I'm tired of being a "purse" dog. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3709 I AM the fish, Roland. You need to get out more. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3710 My background in Dog, but they had an opening in Fish. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3711 A taxidermy fail! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3712 So I drank the water and ate the fish. I'm a dog doing what dogs do. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3713 Well played, sir... well played. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3714 Goldfish Retriever? These breeders are getting out of hand. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3715 I think we need to get out more 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3716 Youre my best friend 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3717 I know, I know. I thought it was an astronaut helmet 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
3718 Boy, do I feel bloated. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3719 With climate change, I’m afraid to shake the snowglobe. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3720 I didn’t really mean it when I said you were too clingy. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
3721 I found getting out of a glass house is more difficult than living in one!! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3722 No COVID in here! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3723 I think i need new glasses. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
3724 No, it's nothing like "SOL". 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3725 Can I PLEASE just get tested? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3726 Relax. We’re in a cat costume. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3727 I suppose you're not a fan of Baha Men 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3728 Eh...this isn't the same as a Tamagotchi. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3729 Marlin and Me 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3730 human, I'm a good dog, let me outttttt 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3731 I'm still not taking a bath! 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
3732 As a matter of fact, the cat did taste a little fishy. Why do you ask? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3733 Hit me with some suds? I’m feelin’ perched 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3734 I don’t think that you quite understand the whole “manageable pet” concept. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3735 The fish and gravel were easy...the water was the hard part. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3736 Keep your metaphors to yourself. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3737 I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my retractable claws. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3738 Don't roll over. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3739 That fish dinner was delicious 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3740 I don’t care what the told you I am not a Dogfish! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3741 Don't guess. Look! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3742 You seem like more of a catfish person. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3743 Overly empathetic. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3744 In the water, only the water. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3745 May I suggest a catfish instead? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3746 This is working much better than the bark collar. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3747 Where are my fighting fish, Top Cat ? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3748 Can you get me a bone? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3749 It was Glubb, Glubb but now it's Arf, Arf and I'm ready for my kibble. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3750 Small world, small problems. Big world…no thanks. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3751 Just get me Courry brand cat-food and I’ll be fine. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3752 Ordering a Fish online. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3753 It still sounds a bit tinny - doesn't exactly instill fear or respect. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3754 Christmas comes earlier every year. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3755 Those goldfish were delicious 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3756 ...listen carefully, you have shrunken me, your dog...and somebody stole your eyes. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3757 I am not a fish dummy 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3758 What? You've never heard of an impossible globe? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3759 I'm getting bowl-legged in here. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3760 Yo, I'm not your hap-hap-happy dog. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3761 I know you’ve heard of catfish… 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3762 There’s something fishy going on here. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3763 I can foresee you becoming my happy new owner... 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3764 Nice going, Brad. Now what? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3765 It’s quantum tunneling 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
3766 What did you expect, catfish? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3767 No, you can’t join me. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3768 Let me out of here or I won’t tell you your Bitcoin password! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3769 Woof. Get over it. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3770 I thought the ad said ‘dog and bowl,’ not ‘dog in bowl.’ 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3771 Okay, now try catching it. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3772 Why did you tell me it was a bowling ball?!?! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3773 I think we both just need a little space 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3774 You're one sick puppie if you ate your Mom and your Dad? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3775 Well, for health reasons I'm consuming less meat. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3776 I’m all out of beta fish, but I have an alpha wolf. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3777 He asked me to change the water but he did not say anything about a walk 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3778 I’ve heard of dog bowl but this is ridiculous! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3779 You should have said exactly what you wanted in the pet shop. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3780 The dander globe proved to be a massive success. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3781 Well, it seems eating the goldfish and drinking their water shrinks your dog--so now what? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3782 You'll have to leave when I get another fish. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3783 Now maybe you won't be shocked when you find a sixty-pound betta fish chomping on a bone in my crate. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3784 Yep - the fish, the water, the lot! If you fed me properly I wouldn't have been able to fit in here. It's all on you. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3785 Snowflakes? Thank you, supply chain. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3786 No idea...one minute I was watching the clothes dry, and the next I was here" 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3787 I know the pet shop clerk told me make sure I buy a doggie bowl, but this just doesn't look right. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3788 The analogy is ‘Ruff Ruff’.” 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
3789 The pet store owner tampered with the receipt: that goldfish was stolen from us. Please donate to my website to get me out of this fish bowl. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3790 Just because I ate your homework, it doesn't give you the right to do this to me 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3791 2021- things have gotten weird. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
3792 So, how long have you not been able to tell a dog bowl from a lighting fixture? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3793 If it makes it less traumatic you can say that we were solemates. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3794 Get me outta here, numb nuts! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3795 You don’t seem convinced my Puppy Bowl audition will be a success. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
3796 Ah, I needed a drink? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3797 Well isn't this more acceptable and better than a turd in a punchbowl? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3798 Please take me for a swim?! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3799 Yeah, I'm ok with it -- my therapist suggested it for my agoraphobia. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3800 If I were a Goldfish, iddy biddy biddy biddy bum! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3801 I used your credit card to buy a ticket to space. It said helmet not included. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3802 I know it's your favorite brewery, but how do I convince you that I'm not a dogfish. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3803 I'm going to perform an inversion about the center of this fishbowl. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3804 Funny story. I'm actually an astronaut whose head was turned into a small dog and whose body was turned into what I think is a countertop. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3805 Of Course they're gone -- you didn't leave me a milkbone! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3806 I’m exploring my specie! 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
3807 Well, any brilliant ideas? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3808 I think something's fishy with that dog bowl," thought Fenste 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3809 I swear I didn't eat him, man. It was the cat! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3810 I just don't think your coworkers will buy it. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3811 Sir, I generally go with what the alpha wants. But when you said "new doggie bowl" I pictured something vastly different. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3812 This isn't what I meant when I suggested you take up bowling. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3813 Just keep the treats coming until you guys solve the climate thing 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3814 DON'T TELL ME YOUR GOLDFISH ARE COMPLAINING! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3815 I guess I took you too literally when you suggested that I "be the goldfish". 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3816 You cruel motherfucker!!! Let me out!!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3817 The KETO diet didn't work. Now I'm stuck. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3818 Don't believe them when they say fish isn't fattening. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3819 Don't think this means you don't have to walk me anymore! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3820 This house is for a fish, dude. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3821 Evidently, you’re not taking my incessant begging seriously enough. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3822 I'm a catfish. Get it? 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
3823 Gunther thinks he's got a lock on the newest category for the next AKC Nationals competition. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
3824 What did the fish do? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
3825 There you go you're all set now. I thought this was the goldfish's bowl not my dog pen. What's next fish flakes? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3826 So what did you do with the fish? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3827 I guess that must have been the fish that wanted such a long tummy scratch... 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
3828 He was delicious. How’s by you? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3829 Allergies are no longer an issue 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3830 Where's Goldie gone! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3831 Ya know, a fish out of water. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
3832 The website said “dogfish”. This is on you. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3833 I thought I ordered a dog fish, 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3834 I decided to be in a bubble. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
3835 That's why the ceiling fan light cast shadows. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
3836 If I ever get out of this bowl, I’m going to maul you to death.” 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3837 Hey I got the fish 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3838 Arf-gluuggle, arf-gluuggle! 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
3839 Fido, turn off the lights! 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3840 Never take up glass-blowing as a hobby. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3841 Let's try it again genius, beast, bird or fish 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3842 Yes, I admit that I drank the water; but it was Whiskers that swallowed Goldy! 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
3843 Can you please for once just stop talking about this crystal ball crap? It ain’t workin’, dude. I’m still in here. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3844 You have heard of catfish,right? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3845 Satisfied? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3846 So my last owner named me Dogfish. It’s just a name bro. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3847 Good sit 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3848 Thanks, but I've already had my fish food. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3849 Isn't a snow globe better than a box of ashes? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3850 Well isn't this dogmatic 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3851 What? You've never seen a catfish? 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3852 Stop with the puppy eyes and go take your goldfish for a swim! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3853 I want to be like Laika, just with more oxygen. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3854 You will do anything to not have to walk me. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3855 I will not pee on the rug again. That's 100 repetitions. Can I go now? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3856 At least you didn't stick me in a goldfish bowl! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3857 For the 100th time, I’ll never be a dogfish no matter what kind of bowl you stick me in. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3858 You have a memory of a lap dog 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3859 Sorry buddy, I'm in the dog house again. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3860 I don't think that was an ordinary gold fish, Larry. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3861 This snow globe shakes itself. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3862 Call me ‘ Laika ‘. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3863 As your support animal, I recommend living in a bubble ... 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3864 So this is what happens when you get too big for a teacup. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3865 I think the ship will ptove more diffult 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
3866 This isn't how things were supposed to be. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
3867 (GULP) Did I just eat a goldfish? Who are you? 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3868 Oh, I WILL get out. And when I do, I'm looking for YOU, pal! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3869 Good boy! Now, roll over! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3870 As a heart attack, Jeff. There's a little boy trapped in a well and if you let me out, I'll take you to him. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3871 what's the matter? Never seen a dog in a fishbowl before? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3872 No. I said I did *not eat the goldfish. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3873 Ok, on the count of "three" I am going to take a crap!! One, Two, Two and a Half..... 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3874 Well I'm definitely going in the house now 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3875 I don’t know how I got in here either. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3876 When I ordered a dogfish on line, this is not what I anticipated. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3877 What fresh hell is this?! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3878 Can't believe I ate the fins and all. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3879 I'd really like another dog to lead. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3880 I promise to never tear up the furnature again. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3881 I feel like I'm in a fishbowl. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3882 I don't this is what they meant when they said you needed to provide me with a dog bowl 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3883 I was thirsty. Things happen. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3884 The pet store was out of electric fences. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3885 Don't worry. We won't flush YOU down the toilet when you die. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3886 Everyone else bow wowed out of the raffle. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3887 Who am I? Why I am here? Is it cuz I look like you? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3888 Once behind glass, Charlie's dog was limited as to the comfort he could provide. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3889 Just don't fill it to the top and I'll remain dogfish by day and lovable pooch by night. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3890 Did you mean to call the seafood store? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3891 I'll skip dinner tonight, just get me out of here. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3892 Fish food, please…not food for fish. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3893 I didn't know he was a witch doctor. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3894 You ever consider that maybe *youre* the one in a fishbowl….mannnnn? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3895 Okay I give up 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3896 I took care of the cat. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3897 I knew you’d come 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3898 I don’t know, honey! Is it the wrong bowl or the wrong pet? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
3899 Frankly Josh, I'm tired of seeing you run around without a mask. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3900 You don't even like to eat fish! 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
3901 You really should check to see how Goldie is doing in my dog run. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3902 Look it, bozo, dog under class is not a status symbol. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
3903 Greetings! I come from the land of constant snows. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
3904 I was the inspiration for the one book Dr. Seuss could never get published, "The Pup in the Fishbowl." 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3905 The fish ran out of water. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3906 Sorry buddy I needed a low maintenance pet. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3907 Goldfish welcome 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3908 All that fish is making it difficult to get out. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3909 I think you will have a little trouble teaching the fish to sit 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3910 We need to get new fish. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3911 Ever since I ate Nemo, I feel like I've been living in a fishbowl. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3912 Harold regrets ordering a ‘dog bowl’ from Wish. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3913 Just please don't put water in. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3914 Have I not been feeding you enough? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3915 The full moon affected me too. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3916 Kill your family, Johnathan. Kill them all, and bathe the Orb in their blood so that I may be free. This is your final task. Go! Now! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3917 You were right: it is like shooting fish in a barrel. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3918 We mainly cater to humans looking for a dog AND social isolation. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
3919 My vitamin E levels were low. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
3920 We seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of our situation. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3921 Listen Ed? I said you live in a Fishbowl world, not me. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
3922 Why are you looking at me like that. I got hungry and thirsty. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
3923 Ever feel you're in a bubble? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3924 You've heard of snow globes. This is a snow dog globe. Shake it and fur falls everywhere. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3925 The Guppy? Man’s best friend? Not anymore, Harold.' 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3926 Don't just stand there. Turn on the music so we can dance. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3927 It's a weird place to hide where everyone can see you. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3928 Gordons's Arkansas barking fish 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3929 Animal cruelty isn't funny. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3930 The little guppy, Carla, wanted to know what "living in a fishbowl" meant, so we switched. Umm, have you seen her? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3931 OK pal, flip the globe upside-down and see the snow! Or it may be glitter? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3932 Your dog days are over, Sparky. It's now into the fish bowl. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3933 Metaphor for your married life. Your mother pays me. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3934 No, I will not shake! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3935 I'm wondering what my German Shephard Fish likes for dinner! 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3936 I got the idea about the bowl, because they say fish are easy to take care of. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3937 Just tell her you've seen the dog bowl and get it over with. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3938 The Puppy Bowl just hasn't been the same during the pandemic. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3939 I don't know anything aout any fish." 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3940 I figured I had a better chance at getting a regular meal like the fish did. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3941 Hi,I’m Lessie!! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3942 I won't forget this 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
3943 How many times do I have to tell you, I am not a dogfish 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3944 Did you think I said: “Go fish?” 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3945 When master has upper respiratory symptoms,I just feel safer here. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3946 It's cute how the betta fish thought he was the top of the food chain. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3947 Could you leave out the water? 1.1518 0.03406 112 95 17 0
3948 You're wife wanted a small watchdog. 1.1518 0.04432 112 100 7 5
3949 What? It was just a display, right? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3950 Don’t even think about throwing another ball across the room and telling me to go fetch. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3951 Sometimes, Steven and Rolf enjoy a good old-fashioned staring contest. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3952 My second question was where was my fish? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3953 I can still smell you, Todd. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3954 Dont order me, you're not son of Sam 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3955 You’ll never find me 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3956 I wonder why salesman said to turn the bowl upside down once every few hours. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3957 Wanna see the cat do a back flip? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3958 Stop complaining- you're the one that ordered a Goldendoodle on Wish.com 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3959 My dogfish is not too happy. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3960 I looked for alternatives to traditional house breaking a dog, it didn’t say how to get you out. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3961 Stanley discovers irony. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3962 I swear I didn't eat the fish! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3963 Do you think we could go for a swim? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3964 I get it. You want a companion during the pandemic but this us ridiculous! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3965 Dry kibble please. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3966 Well Fido, you got yourself in there, how are you going to get out? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3967 At least you're submerged. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3968 THIS CARTOON IS UNFUNNY TO BEGIN WITH AND IN BAD TASTE. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
3969 When he howls it's like a Tibetan singing bowl. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3970 Will you take me for a carry? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3971 Sit. Stay. Good boy. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3972 Don’t mind me. Just your every day dog in a gold fish tank 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3973 Hmmmm. This cryogenic guard dog isn't as big or loud as I thought it would be. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
3974 Yeah, break the glass already buddy, or are you more worthless than a lap dog? 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
3975 Blub, blub. I'm a fish. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3976 Okay Deplorable, my bad, I never would have done that “me me” dance at the shelter if I’d known you didn’t know the difference between a chihuahua and a goldfish. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3977 Rogue wave. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3978 Thanks for asking, actually it's rather cozy in here 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3979 Husky Bowl? These hybrid pets are becoming ridiculous. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3980 Apparently, the fish did not have a better deal. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3981 I guess that's what I get for training you to stop drinking from the toilet. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3982 I never thought dogs were a fish’s best friend. Unless you eat them, of course. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3983 Stop staring and bring the apex predator more fish. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3984 So, you convinced Blind Bob at PetWorld that I am a dogfish. Great! Where is the patch of grass ? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3985 He said he had evolved beyond what you could offer him. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3986 You've heard of a boy in a bubble, right? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3987 You know, a little bit of privacy wouldn’t kill me… 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
3988 I didn't realize I liked seafood! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3989 What are you looking at four eyes? Haven't you ever seen a dogfish? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3990 This was all the pet store had for a harness. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3991 This is what happens when you eat my goldfish. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3992 It’s an initiation ritual for Pug Kappa Alpha. You wouldn’t understand. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3993 I think of it as being conspicuous by my absence. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3994 Have you considered that maybe it is not a fish bowl?" 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3995 Hindsight and a crystal ball could’ve helped! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3996 So…do you fetch yourself? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3997 When you fed the goldfish, you overcompensated. Don’t stop now. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3998 No, you shake. I don't shake you. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3999 So long, and thank you for all the fish! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4000 It’s called the food chain. Feed me on time and you can prevent this in the future. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4001 That fish sure knows about revenge! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4002 And where do you have your social bubble? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4003 Just think of it as disruption on a favourite-pet scale. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4004 You have the blank look of someone who thinks I'm a dogfish. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4005 Whatta ya want? That damn goldfish invaded my doghouse again. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4006 You see some pretty weird things from inside your bowl. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4007 Sorry, I’m allergic to idiots. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4008 Note: any reference to catfish is to obvious. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4009 I'm a catfish. Nothing to see here. Keep moving. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4010 It sucks, but my owner named me, “Fish”. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4011 Yeah, you´ve been catfished... 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4012 Yeah, but YOUR gonna have to clean it. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4013 Did you eat ALL of them? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4014 Hi! I’m your new Aquadog. It’s time to take me for a roll outside. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4015 This wasn't what I was imagining when you asked if I wanted to be in a tank 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4016 Sparky?...So that means Bubbles is...NO! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4017 I did warn you. I sat on your face and everything. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4018 You ate the Gold Fish and drank all of the water. And now you want out? Not my problem. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4019 In cat-speak, "Fish? What fish? Now help me out of here" 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4020 It’s OK if you just want to sit down and look around. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4021 C'mon, shake me up See what happens 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4022 I may have overdone it when I decided to try to make my carbon footprint smaller. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4023 Got any chips? 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4024 Spare me, no more flakes 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4025 The dog bowl was empty, so I barked. A dog bowl is full, so now I beg. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4026 My therapist is having me work on perspective-taking. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4027 Ironically, you’re out of your dome. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
4028 Wake up BuckOh - The times they are a Changing ! 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
4029 I'm only slightly uncomfortable, but I'm truly frightened for the fish. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4030 Look, I'm very sorry your favorite angelfish died, but... 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4031 Sure, but on the bright side I’ve cleaned the fishbowl! 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4032 Yeah, there's something fishy about this arrangement. I need kibble. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4033 What was in that fish food again?" 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4034 How in the world did you end up in there --wait, where's the fish?" 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4035 If you try to feed me that flake-stuff, I’ll scream. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4036 It seems all Japanese koi fish are masters of kung fu. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
4037 I see the doghouse as rather claustrophobic. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4038 It's cozy but there's no hiding from the cats. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4039 Let me guess- the fish is playing fetch? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
4040 This is what happens when you forget to fill my food and water bowls 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
4041 I'm beginning to feel like I'm being catfished... 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
4042 There was no more water, so I decided to evolve. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4043 All I remember her saying was something about following Dorie to The Caribbean and the rest goes black… 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4044 Karma: for eating all those goldfish. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4045 I believe you have me confused with Squalus acanthias. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4046 Do I look like a toy poodle to you? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4047 Okay. Okay. I’ll agree to romp with you. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4048 There's no room for the kitty litter. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4049 If I rolled over, Stan, I’d be belly up for sure 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4050 NO! I'm not thirsty, now get me out of here! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4051 The water evaporated, the fish died and I got hungry because you're not feeding me. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4052 I will stay here until you got rid of thecat 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4053 As bad as it seems, I assure you Bubbles got the short end of the stick. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4054 Do you know any commands other than SIT? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4055 Honey, that canine infestation is back. Please call the basic white girls to come clear out these purse pooches. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4056 You said you love balls… 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4057 Okay, you win. I'll get vaccinated. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4058 Why am I here? You didn't agree with me? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4059 Your mom is going to kill me. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4060 I already told you, you can come out once Lady Gaga puts out a reward for you, so stop giving me that look. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4061 You think you have it rough? You try living in a fishbowl,pal! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4062 You adopted me from Kim Kardashian. This is how we lived. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4063 How can I ‘be the goldfish’ when I’m bred to herd sheep? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4064 Wait here until I go get the fish. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4065 You've been catfished. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4066 I thought the fish was supposed to be in the bowl.. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4067 The cat in me made me do it. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4068 Glub blub glug 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4069 Please, no more "shake" ! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4070 And that was the last day Rex laughed while Jimmy scooped his poop. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4071 It’s not always about you. This is about me and my obsession about devolution. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4072 Wrong way to fill the doggie bowl. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4073 I promise I won't hurt you. Do You still trust me? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4074 I hope I wasn't opaque Eugene. The whole point of getting a fishbowl for my birthday was ... fish." 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4075 Was there a bowl involved in that haircut? Just asking! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4076 So three was a crowd. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4077 Stark did the snap thing and I ended up here. Get me out, for god sakes! 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
4078 No, Hector, I am not a Dog Fish. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4079 3D Dog bowl. Sometimes engineers are too literal. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4080 Please, PLEASE tap on the glass 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4081 I know, but I thought you said roll over, not role play... 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4082 Ok, now I just need to learn Portuguese. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4083 OK, yeah. I wanna go out! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4084 Too warm-blooded to flush, I suppose. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4085 I know It's been a while since you've had to go back into the office, but this isn't how it works. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4086 this is just a quarantine dream, you'll wake up in about a hour. 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
4087 It beats ZOOMing. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4088 I wonder if it lights up? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4089 Do I have to stay in here until it snows? 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
4090 I'm not "Time". 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4091 I'd still rather be me than the fish. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4092 glub,glub,glub,glub fish food glub,glub,glub 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4093 If you think I’m gonna swim around in here &survive on that flakey stuff just to save you from cleaning the litter box, you are so wrong. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
4094 Life of others seems simpler, though all are going through same. It's on us how we perceive it. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4095 Wait you were serious about swimming with fishes? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4096 I've heard of cat in the hat, but never dog in a bowl! 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4097 The fuck you lookin’ at, nerd? 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
4098 Billy's refusal to read to the end took a strange turn when he answered the ad for the dogfish... 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
4099 this is the way we go, ho ho ho 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
4100 It looks like you've already eaten" 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4101 I'm telling you, I lost inches doing Keto 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
4102 Just a little to heavy on the fire cupping 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4103 If I gotta live in this globe, can I at least get a little snow? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4104 What Fred? The listing didn’t say ‘no goldfish.’ 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4105 Who let that dog out? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4106 Sorry about the yellow snow, Herb. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4107 Don’t play coy. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4108 Finally I know what to put in my outerquarium. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4109 Ok, I guess the toothbrush isn't such a bad idea 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4110 I just cleaned out the dumpster. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4111 I appreciate the sentiment pal, but no, a sno-globe is not a "super-awesome" doghouse for your new Alaskan Husky puppy. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4112 Who put you on the shelf? 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4113 We are NOT a snow globe. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4114 You tell me I look trapped… but that’s not how I see it. In here, I just feel safe! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4115 ...just until you get your shots. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4116 Well what are you waiting for? Aren't you going to shake me? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4117 You better first ask Mother Nature about starting a snowstorm. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4118 I don't care what you do just leave your ex and her pets out of it. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4119 No, I will not let the dog out. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4120 No too big, you try it in your head 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4121 You can't change me. I'm not a catfish. I'm not a fisher cat. I'm just a cat! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4122 This is not what I thought becoming a dog person would be like 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4123 It's a bit of a trope, but I'm telling you, "Take me to your leader!" 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4124 Harold, sometimes you make me feel like I live in a glass house. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4125 What happens when I hafta go make? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4126 Sparky doesn’t hear so well. I said “fetch” and “roll.” 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4127 Darn Herman, I told you to bring home catfish for dinner! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4128 Putting me in a fish tank doesn't make me low-maintenance. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4129 You better be a good doggie or I'll take you back to the pond. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4130 Strangely, his last words were, 'Don't overfeed him.' 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4131 Face it, you're a 'fish' guy - you brought me home in a water baggie. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4132 No you didn’t capture a rat, I’m your Christmas chihuahua… 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4133 You need to come home. Dad’s in hospice, and he doesn’t have much time left. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
4134 OK, can I get off the sushi-and-water diet now? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4135 It was only the bycatch when I was drinking water 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
4136 All of a sudden, those cats at the pet store didn't seem so bad. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4137 I'm waiting here for the Christmas tree and snow to come into the globe." 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
4138 dogfish! 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4139 Ill go get the butter 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4140 Some Happy Halloween. The goldfish was a witch. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4141 They lock me up ‘cause I’m a Little Ruff 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
4142 My day is getting off to a good start! 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4143 I think this was meant for another household pet. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4144 Go ahead - make a wish! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4145 while admittedly it’s not good, things will probably go better for me without the water 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4146 I don’t think the meal was worth it. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4147 Want to know your future? Cross my paw with silver. Or bitcoin if you don't have silver. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4148 You paid so much attention to Goldie 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4149 Greg's pilot spin-off series PetSwap was not looking to be as big of a hit as Wife Swap. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4150 NO, I don't need an example of global warming. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4151 I had to go." 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4152 ¨What are you looking at human get me out of this bowl.¨ 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4153 The dog did it! That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4154 Seriously? I asked you to take me fishing! Not, make me a fish! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4155 What you see is what you get. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
4156 What's the matter? You've never seen a Cat Fish before? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4157 What do you mean, “Walkie's?” 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4158 Just call the pet store before you add the water. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
4159 a dogs world is a mans world 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
4160 This is on you, Fudd. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4161 When you told your wife to "put me under glass", this might not have been what you meant! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4162 So, I guess all the fish died. And I'm in here because? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4163 Laika's first memorial statue was underwhelming. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4164 It's small, but I like the fish smell. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4165 Please, for the last time, I'm not a magic eight ball! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4166 I’m like a fish out of water! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4167 Well, that is the end of my wish-list" 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4168 This cross breeding has gone too far 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4169 Okay champ, this was your trick. Now untrick me. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4170 rex: pull my finger i light up in the dark. jake: rex i asked where the fish is 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4171 I wish you wouldn't order dog bowls online? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4172 OK. . I promise never to eat another goldfish. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4173 You better pass a plastic bag soon 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4174 Its Great in here What Goldfish? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4175 My life is like living in a fish bowl. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4176 OK, you win. I agree you’re a goldfish. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4177 You shake up this ball up more time, buddy, and I guarantee you will NOT get your fortune told. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4178 Just because I made one dog food commercial... 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
4179 That was the best ceviche I ever had! 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
4180 Please don't tell the cat it's me. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4181 And from that day forward,Harold stopped sharing his marble cheddar with George 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4182 I am the ghost of goldfish past.......... 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4183 Just give me a pinch. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4184 So where'd you put the goldfish? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4185 weird lookin' fish. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4186 I don't know. Just drop the glass container and whisper "Rosebud!..." 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4187 Just because you put me in a bowl, doesn't mean I don't need walks. And what are those ridiculous flakes you keep dumping on my head? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4188 Drastic times call for drastic measures. Refill my water bowl or I'm coming for your Sangria. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4189 The elections were over and Martin was fully vaccinated,yet everything continued to make no sense. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4190 Do you even have a teacup? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4191 I get it, but what other option do I have if you don't do it during your walks? 1.1376 0.04217 109 98 7 4
4192 Will I get the dog I want?" Mitch asked the clairvoyant. "No," she said, as she gazed into her crystal ball, "Life is a b*tch. That's all. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4193 You’ve never seen a yellow snow globe before? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4194 In the new metaverse, there is no dog walking... 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4195 Every cheesy sitcom with a laugh track leads me say, “If you’re in here, then that means…” 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4196 Don’t worry, you’ll grow into it. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4197 I'm doing okay. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4198 There's a little bit of an aftertaste. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4199 I said my "doggone glasses" had a fishbowl effect, but this is really distorted. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4200 This global water shortage sucks. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4201 Honey have you seen the goldfish ? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4202 At least I am safe from climate change 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
4203 One "Hair of the dog" coming up! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4204 You were expecting the lady from the Haunted Mansion? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
4205 Just put your lips together and… blow. 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
4206 You never had to take the previous tenant for a walk. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4207 Why don't we just wear masks instead? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4208 Who the hell is Pooh? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4209 The distorted bark of the helpless puppy had less of an effect on him. He decided not to adopt it. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4210 Well,at least I wasn’t catfished 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4211 Dave suddenly decided on piranha. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4212 Sure this is a simple solution for you and another fine mess you got me into..... 1.1359 0.04374 103 93 6 4
4213 I always had a rule: Never get into something you can't get out of in 30 minutes. Then I took a glass-blowing class. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4214 Jump in, says Fishy. Fishy says that after he returns from his school reunion, The Feeder wants to play that game where I shake all over you so you panic then rub me with a comfy towel. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4215 These new toy breeds are getting ridiculous. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4216 I’m rehearsing to play the Shelly Winters character in the musical version of “The Poseidon Adventure.” 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4217 What? You think the cat is the only one who can do this? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4218 Sure you think I'm cute now, but wait until you see how long my poops are. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4219 Thought I’d try life from a different perspective. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4220 Just because you can’t smell the fish,... 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4221 Well, at least I didn't get catfished... 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4222 You better had put a tiger in the tank! 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4223 Please god no this the third time today 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4224 Mrs. Trembly upstairs thought you wanted a watched dog. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4225 They ran out of goldfish at the pet store 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4226 Don't just stand there -- get me some food and water 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4227 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4228 You heard Ted. He said, "Be a goldfish, Sam". 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4229 Don't just stand there. Either teach me how to swim or get me outta here! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4230 Hey,I ate the cat that ate the goldfish - now get me outa here ! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4231 Sorry Charlie, but until you get vaccinated, my life is in a fishbowl. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4232 'What's the big deal? You know I hate catfish.' 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4233 You out there. Me on the inside looking out 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4234 Random facts: Your Strawberry Pop Tarts have no strawberries. Your fishbowl houses a small dog but no fish." 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4235 His dog has slowly learned how to play with his emotions through the new crystal ball home monitoring app. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4236 I don't see how you can call this a bubble when I'm all alone in here. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4237 Well, I didn't eat the fish 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4238 Goddam goldfish. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4239 Think outside the bowl this time , it doesnot have to be a fish all the time!! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4240 Honey, it's time to feed the dog. Do you know where the dog bowl's at? 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4241 It wasn’t just a dream.. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4242 I thought you like me more than the cat! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4243 I said 'swim', not 'sit'. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4244 'No, the real question is - where did you put the goldfish?' 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4245 I misunderstood what you meant by living my life in a fishbowl. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4246 Be careful what you wish for." 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4247 [No caption necessary.] 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4248 I don't love that it's a walk up. Would you do a 6-month leash? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4249 I simply love the parade of humans with quizzical expressions passing by. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4250 Please put some water in my bowl! 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4251 Be kind and don’t give me fish food 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4252 I know you miss your pet gold fish Claris, but this just seems wrong! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4253 Better throw in some cat litter -- that fish is goona stink to high heaven in a couple more hours! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4254 You will find bones in the yard. You will find bones in the yard. You will find bones in the yard. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4255 My girlfriend says I need to get out more often. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4256 Look, I'm as confused by the hierarchies of predators as you are. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4257 You eat sushi,don't you 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4258 Yes, John, everything you ever wanted will be given to you. But first, you must crack open this bowl and sign over your house and all your savings. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4259 Yes, the globe is going to the dogs. I'm not that dog. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4260 Alvin cannot puzzle out why Sparky thinks "Sit!" means in the fish bowl. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4261 Geez I'm looking dog rough. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4262 You're the type who builds a boat in his basement. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4263 and I’m terrific deep-fried, on a semolina baguette” 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4264 Why me? Why not a pet fish? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4265 What... you were expecting Wanda? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4266 I think you wanted a dogfish. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4267 Friendless Man Or “A walk? Nah, I’m good in here” Or “The fish AND the cat missing. This city is going to the dogs, I tell ya!” 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4268 My mother was a goldfish 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4269 Help! I've fallen into the old fish tank and I can't get out 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4270 3 second memory? That is a Goldfish not a Golden Retriever! 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
4271 Guess what I'm sitting in? 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4272 Have you not heard of evolution? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4273 Do you have a bubbling dog house for me? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4274 Ain't nothin' but a pond dog. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4275 As I told you Stan, it’s not because this place doesn’t have a fire hydrant that I don’t need to pee! 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4276 Yeah, me too. Now, what are we gonna do about it? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4277 There's this amazing book called WEIRD PIG that you just have to read. People are saying it's an "instant classic." 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4278 Foggy glasses again! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4279 When do I get to sing something different than ‘how much is that doggie in the fishbowl’? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4280 It will be much easier to just clean your bowel until you learn to go outside. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4281 I was tired of living in a fishbowl before, but this is ridiculous. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4282 Sorry but now I’ll have to flush you down the toilet 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4283 I said let's play 'Hide and Seek' , not hide in the sea. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4284 Bubble Pup. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4285 It's bad enough you named me Precious; you don't need to keep me in here too. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4286 i told you i should've been a fish. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4287 Now the canary get get me! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4288 This is my turn for an identify crisis not yours... 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4289 That'll teach you too keep your paws off my remote! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4290 You know,even Philip Johnson didn 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4291 I cannot tell a lie… It's in my gullet 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4292 The vet said to get a dog bowl dummy 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4293 If the ad read, "...in the front yard", would it change our relationship? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4294 We never considered the side effects of that original space flight. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4295 I do believe that we come from the same 'corner of the Universe", but we ... hmm... are not from the same angle??? thereof. If you should ever be in DC, do feel free to get in touch as I'd like to get a wider version of your ... thinking. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
4296 When the psychic said there would be a dog in my future, I didn’t know it would be that exact one. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4297 Yes my name is Sparky and no i do not glow in the dark ! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4298 When I said it was like living in a fish bowl, I meant it as a metaphor. 1.1300 0.04416 100 91 5 4
4299 Fergie I told you that you couldn’t swim!? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4300 The goldfish is I the cat litter quite literally. Helen T. Stafford New York, NY 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4301 The fish said I’d rule their world. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4302 Haven't you ever seen a dogfish before? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4303 Cat got your tongue? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4304 This goldfish doesn’t look right… 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4305 Look, you do realize this won't spare your couch? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4306 That's the last time I perform for you at Winchester. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4307 What are you looking at? Carry on… 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4308 That's pop stars, genius. Pop stars live in a fishbowl, not poop stars. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4309 Everywhere you go… 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4310 What are you doing in my space helmet? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4311 Woof woof woof! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4312 Let’s see how much he likes being dragged 3 times a day. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4313 What??? I'm a CAT!! This is what we DO! 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4314 There was only way to find out for sure . .. whether it was fake or not . . 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
4315 Pick me! I don't even nee to be walked. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4316 And for Andy’s latest artwork…. Dog in Formaldehyde. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4317 So, the cat was looking at the gold fish, and I took a swipe at him, missed, slipped, and here I am. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4318 No..I did not find Nemo! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4319 Don't even think about putting water in here 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4320 Is that a bubble... Doge? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4321 At least, can I get a bonsai in here? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4322 Training for the Iditarod, what else would I be doing? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4323 I forgot the part of the trick ,how to get out. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4324 My goldfish's bark is worse than his bite. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4325 They told me a dog is too much. But this is too little! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4326 I'm more of a catfish type of guy 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4327 Thank god, you look like your photos. You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve been catfished. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4328 It's not how I pictured a dogfish. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4329 I finally feel seen! My previous partner couldn't even remember my name after one lap of the bowl. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4330 Don't just stand there. When I say "beg" beg! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4331 Stop looking at me like that, they were out of kennels! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4332 Uhh...Are you sure your mom is gonna believe this? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4333 I asked for a goldfish, not a golden retriever. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4334 He's an indoor dog. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4335 So, what am I-to you? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4336 I said let’s play ‘Hide and Seek’, not hide in the sea. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
4337 How is your blood pressure? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4338 Honey, this is not what I meant when I said we should change things up. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4339 Speak. These Humans are not trainable. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4340 A dog bowl is supposed to be for food, not me, you moron. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
4341 I’m not a Goldfish. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4342 My life is better than yours! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4343 You can level with me, I overheard you talking about snow globes. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4344 Then that WAS a goldfish I just saw... 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4345 Now you can hug me, you ham handed sweetie. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4346 privacy schmizacy 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4347 So fix this! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4348 Woof, woof, woof. I see the ASPCA in your future. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4349 While you refer to me as “Catfish” in jest, I wish you’d stick to “Snuggles” 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4350 If you were thirsty you should've said something. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4351 This doesn’t concern us fish. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4352 When I finally caught the catfish, I didn't know what to do. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4353 You need to stop projecting past relationships onto your new ones. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4354 I'm not leaving until you fill it with little fishies. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4355 I never should have listened to the dog! 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
4356 Tell the Goldfish to stay away from my Frisbee ! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4357 It was a Sebastes pinnager. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4358 Is this my future? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4359 I’ve told you a hundred times, I’m not a dogfish. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
4360 Don't bother with the posters, I've found Laika 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4361 Here's my plan. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4362 What makes you think you are safe? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4363 He just wouldn't stop glaring at me. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4364 Get your goggles; I am a virtual reality. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4365 Did you bring the tartar sauce? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4366 If you can’t fight ‘em, join ‘em. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4367 To find out who broke the lamp, Jerry contemplated water-boarding his witness. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4368 Now can we go to the aquarium? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4369 I read on my new Meta account that fish are good for dogs! 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4370 Dogwartz. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4371 Man's best fish 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4372 Halloween is over. I’m not a dog fish now. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4373 just think pawsitively of the new circumstances 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
4374 'So, what happened to the chicken and the egg?' 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4375 Why does this place always smell like Fish!? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4376 Is it time yet for my daily swim? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4377 It seems I'm always on the outside looking in. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4378 You try swimming a mile with the goldfish’s fins, kitty. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4379 Bitchin' bowl, Wendell. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4380 Beats me, I don’t know the gold fish is! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4381 I told you to fell the water bowl. 1.1236 0.04746 89 82 3 4
4382 I'll have what she's having. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4383 Mom said you were a hamster. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4384 The kennel club has taken an interest in dogfish recently. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4385 Come see Maddy- and then you say the pandemic has turned me into the lone wolf 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4386 I want you to name me Fisch. FISCH. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4387 The new Darwinian fish food seems to have had an affect on me. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4388 No. Terrier-arium is not a good enough pun to make this ok. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4389 You promised me a cat fish. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4390 You moron, I am a Corgi not a dog fish! 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
4391 Don't forget I'm not a good swimmer. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4392 For a second there,I thought it was a dog 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4393 Just cooling my paws from that hot tin roof. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4394 House envy. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4395 I have been demanding more transparency from the taxidermy industry... 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4396 Hey Fido what the hell are you doing in that fish bowl? 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
4397 What did you expect? You did order a bowl dog. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4398 Can't we get someone to make an aquatic costume? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4399 You may not be laughing, but I’m dying in here… 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4400 What the hell has this got to do with Ed Sheeran? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4401 It's for your own good; it's a dog eat dog world. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4402 I ate them 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4403 Long story short,two old pals used to have fun and go to war together. But one day,one left for a juicy contract. Backstabbed by a gold digger. That 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4404 But I WILL bite the hand that shakes me! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4405 I hope you don't let me die as quickly as you did the last little critter in this kennel. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4406 Never seen a dogfish before huh? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4407 ARE YOU IN ? OR OUT ? And Stop Looking Dumb! 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
4408 I'm just wondering, is this a goldfish bowl you put me inside, or some weird kind of flower vase? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4409 I'm hungry. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4410 I ate the goldfish. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4411 And you think YOU don't live in a bubble?" On Wed, 3 Nov 2021, 3:30 pm Cal, wrote: This week's caption contest cartoon, click to enter a caption 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4412 Now I know why the gold fish are so laid-back. It's a great perspective, human. [ 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4413 Well, it’s a take on the cat that swallowed the canary… 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4414 OK, I'll do something about my 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4415 Laika, what've they done to you up there? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
4416 Kiss me. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
4417 Dumb dog kept eating his mask… 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4418 That’s another kettle of fish... 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4419 I know, I know - I ate around the mercury. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4420 Don't ask me to bark . I am not an echo dot,you know. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4421 Curious George walked into a bar, and .... 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4422 Im no a fish,I'm a hamster, wheres my wheel 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4423 Germ Theory: vaccinate the dog. Terrain Theory: clean the dog bowl. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4424 I feel a sense of security I never had before! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4425 Please explain to my owner about dogfish. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4426 It's a dog whistle when I howl. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4427 Don’t look at me. The dog made me do it. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4428 Just because I'm a Spanish Water Dog, does NOT mean I want to LIVE IN THE WATER!!! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4429 I think the fish food you sprinkled was some kind of magic pixie dust. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4430 And what ? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4431 This Damien Hirst's shit has gone too far. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4432 Deat creature, We both have the same question - " What am I suppose to do? " 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4433 When you said "life in a fishbowl" I thought I was gonna be an Instagram star. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4434 I had a different image in my mind when I sang "Genie in a Bottle" at Tuesday night karaoke. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4435 I am a water dog and like to fish. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4436 They said the goldfish was the happiest animal in the world. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4437 Sorry I got stuck in your spacesuit helmet. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4438 They always seem to get Gary's delivery orders wrong, but this "catfish" is on a whole new level. 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
4439 I figured I'd get more food this way. 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
4440 I'm a fish werewolf, not a wet Chihuahua. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4441 Your future hasn’t changed much since yesterday; more loneliness, more urine by the closet door. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4442 Carl didn't think about cleaning the bowl before he started breeding his perfect "best friend". 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4443 They say this is more safe than masking. Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4444 Well, I asked for a cat fish, but I guess this will do. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4445 Honey, when did you get so big? 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4446 Yeah, of course it was cheaper than a dog house. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4447 I'm masquerading as a goldfish; please don't add water 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4448 If you're trying to grow whiskers, be a cat. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4449 No, I don’t actually see anything ‘fishy’ about this at all. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4450 I’m honoring the water dog in me. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4451 No, I don't think we should bubble together. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4452 How muvh is that doggy in the fish bowl??? 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4453 What are you looking at? Were you expecting a gene? Sorry, what you see is what you get. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4454 So I bit the secret service agent! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4455 Once again - I'm not a fish 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4456 Says who? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4457 The early cat gets the fish, that’s why. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4458 Sometimes you lack the bowl and sometimes it licks you. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4459 Spare me your lectures on “individual liberty” Dan. I’m perfectly fine in my bubble, thank you. 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
4460 Please don’t over feed me! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4461 I CAN BE A LOW-MAINTENANCE PET. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4462 Stay away from Mom. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4463 It’s time to shake things up, Paul. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4464 The goldfish finally got organized, huh? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4465 Just because I'm in the billionaire bones class, and will easily survive you. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4466 See, dear, it's a teacup chihuahua. 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4467 I won't dignify that with a response. Moby was my pal. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4468 Were you looking for me, Waldo? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4469 they ran out of pet fishes 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4470 The shelter ran out of kennels. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4471 You are home-asleep. You want a dog. Goldfish are your speed." By Tom Sievers 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4472 You were right-goldfish are pointless. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4473 If everyone had the memory of a goldfish, that would be helpful! 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4474 Wanna go for a roll ? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4475 How did our fish come up with this Halloween costume? I think he 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4476 Master, pass me the snorkel…the bottom-feeders are in sight 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4477 You are what you eat. I choose this. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4478 For the last three weeks, he has been standing there all day, stone-faced, staring at me without blinking. Or moving. Food! What would happen if I dangled a worm in front of him 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4479 Did you have a nice walk with the fish? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4480 You seem to be somewhat unclear on the concept. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4481 Have you no stones? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4482 No! I'm not the crystal ball you wished for. I was hungry and ate the goldfish. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4483 You gonna finish that? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4484 Your cute but the fish didn’t bark 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4485 ....No dude!! I tried to eat your fish....he won..... 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4486 This way we won't feel as bad when we flush him. 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4487 Sit. Don’t roll over. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4488 I'm going to make sure PETA hears about this cartoon . 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4489 Just call me Goldie 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4490 It's your fault for setting up a sushi bar at home. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4491 Jump too? How far? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4492 Confidence comes with power and happiness. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4493 How does you saying B-A-D help? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4494 I ate too much and can't squeeze through the exit. Please help! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4495 I've evolved, now you only have to feed me and clean this bowl. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4496 Not sure if you are asking for dog food or fish food 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4497 I had a flush, but he's a cheater. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4498 Beware of the goldfish. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4499 Yup... I ate a catfish." 1.1111 0.04648 81 75 3 3
4500 Hi man! Why do you look at me so strange? I am an Engineer at Space X, just coming back from our Marz Campus. Do you work for Blue Origin? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4501 Preserved in a bowling ball. At least, I can still play with him! 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4502 How many times do i have to tell you, I'm not a a dogfis 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4503 Just when I get used to working from home, they start talkin’ “return to office”.. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4504 At least there is no actual snow. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4505 Call me Goldie and let it go at that. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4506 He is seen, but he does not see; he is an object of information, never a subject of communication.” Behold, the pupopitcan. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4507 What do you mean owning a dog is sorta like owning a snow globe? What do you mean 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4508 I told you not to fool around Look like you are going to swim with the fishes 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
4509 So basically you die alone." said Melvin's forseeing eye dog 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
4510 I’m gonna need a bigger toilet 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4511 A new breed of bark beetle? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4512 They really are pointless, now get me out of here. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4513 Now listen carefully, because I am NOT going to repeat this... 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4514 This exhibit piece of Greek Pottery is called “Hound stars at Master on Toilet” 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4515 I knew it, something was wrong with Laika! 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
4516 So what were you expecting, cat in the ja 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
4517 Did the get the goldfish? 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
4518 Have you always be amphibious, or is this new? 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4519 Please help me out of this bowl! I drank all the water to catch the fish. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4520 Yes, I think "catfish" is a great Halloween costume. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4521 you see anything good on tv lately 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4522 A dog’s nemesis is the cat - and maybe the goldfish too. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4523 Finally! A chance for existential enlightenment. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4524 When you told me that my name is “snowy,” I didn’t realize you were being this literal. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4525 Had a full house, aces over... 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4526 Listen, you need to get over this fish fetish. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4527 Not sure about this breeder's beta release. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4528 But sir, fish have gills. 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4529 Woof! Woof! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4530 Every time I circle this bowl I forget who you are, but NOT that you put me in here.” 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4531 Don't blame me if you can't protect your wildlife. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4532 Great, now I can’t throw bones! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4533 Sorry Steve,walks just don 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4534 I get it, ok? The baloney sandwich is for you, and you only. Can you let me out now? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4535 This whole thing seems fishy to me. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4536 If I smell you, I remember you. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4537 Tell me Ralph, how the hell are we going to play fetch? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4538 THIS IS ONLY A DREAM. you can wake up now. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4539 The goldfish did not wear a mask! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4540 So how's life in YOUR little fish bowl? 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4541 Throw the ball, throw the ball, throw it, the ball... Please... THROW...THE..BALLLL 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4542 The cabin cruise cost for a single was too great - so I'm waiting for a partner. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4543 Please keep staring to end up in here, so I find out where the fish went. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4544 In case Niagara doesn’t work out, you can keep my doghouse 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4545 oh em gee i am a dog in a fishbowl 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4546 Told you not to eat the fish food. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4547 Despite the ostensible cruelty to Fido's mobility, he appreciates not having to take the dog on walks in the snow. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4548 I ate the goldfish and hoped you mightn't notice! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4549 Mask, muzzle...who wants to wear one? 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4550 Take me out for a roll? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4551 If you think it’’s weird that I’m a breatharian, just think of how much money you’re saving! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4552 There are plenty of fish in the park! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4553 They always really wanted a goldfish. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4554 I knew there were catfish but not dogfish. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4555 We're only considered to be 'pets' if you can take us for a walk...so, I ate the little guy...and now it's time for us to head outside!' 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4556 Surprise! 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4557 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4558 Is this cause I'm not vaccinated? Woof 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4559 I'm never getting a pet fish from THAT store again. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4560 I am catfish lord of this domain! 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4561 Simon's dog 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4562 Every lasting dog in a bowl, no bark or bite 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4563 Have you heard of “the boy in the plastic bubble”? 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
4564 No, I won’t wear solar panels on my back. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4565 There's something fishy about this new bed you got me. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4566 Your're not a goldfish!...Comee out and take your punishment like a dog! 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4567 Someone's confused me with a cat fish. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4568 (Man) Now my dog, in right environment, will evolve into a dogfish. (Dog) My master is knowledgable, good, kind, caring, sane so putting me here must be ok. 1.1000 0.04196 90 84 3 3
4569 If it is a fishbowl fish, it needs fish,,, 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4570 Do you really think that smaller dog poop is the answer to less greenhouse gas emissions? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4571 How I wish, how I wish you were here We're just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl Year after year. Says Pink Floyd 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4572 I knew it. You just loved the bowl and not the 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4573 Better put your helmet on! 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4574 Maybe the best of both worlds for you. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4575 If it makes you feel any better, Nemo is swimming in your dog bowl for pretending to be dead the other day. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4576 Gosh. I am glad that my world is not like yours. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4577 SO WHAT THIS IS MY CULTURE BUBBLE! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4578 My father was a goldfish, but as you can see, i take mor after my mom 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4579 Can you let me out of here? 1.0978 0.04107 92 86 3 3
4580 It's going to start getting unpleasant in there very quickly if you don't get out the way you got in. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4581 What did you expect? I'm a catfish. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4582 What did I do with the fish? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4583 I'm never gonna get the fish and water out of your mouth, am I? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4584 Does it smelly doggy? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4585 No, Chester, incorrect. P.S., your goldfish on the window sill is dead. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4586 what are you going to feed me 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4587 Sorry, but I just saw a commercial for the Olympics. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4588 Actually I'll be alright if you can drop a handful of seamonkeys in here for me. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4589 Chuck contemplates his Swiss Army Pet with great satisfaction. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
4590 Hey, I can help; you want in? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4591 Having an actual Shiba Inu in a jar is the next big thing in crypto. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4592 Ohhh ! Time to stop smoking this herbs ... 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4593 Bro you really gotta stop taking a shit with the door open. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4594 You complained about it so much, I decided to try it. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4595 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4596 I don't know why that dog is in that bowl. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4597 I've dug myself into a hole. Michelle Doyle, Lincoln MA 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4598 I thought I'd be saving on dog food, but he keeps forgetting that he's eaten already. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4599 i told ya the whole thing is fishy 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4600 It got pretty evolutionary in the kitchen last night and all the eggs crawled away. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4601 Just a famous pupper hiding from the puparazzi. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4602 Well…you did tell the breeder you wanted the mini size?? 1.0928 0.03900 97 91 3 3
4603 slatt slatt slatt slatt slatt slatt slatt slatt 1.0926 0.03096 108 99 8 1
4604 My sources say "Arf! Arf!" 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4605 Diet pills! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4606 Sewage disposal, master. Sewage disposal." 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4607 They said he doesn't need to be watered... 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
4608 Okay okay,so you finally captured that thing called life. Now get me out of here. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4609 It's a kind of reparation. 1.0909 0.02754 110 100 10 0
4610 Wake up! It’s not liKe you have to spend your life living in a fish bowl! 1.0909 0.03543 99 92 5 2
4611 The magic ball worked, but Stan instantly remembered that his old dog Barney was actually a pretty big asshole. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
4612 The wise man is the one you know how to choose, Donald! 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4613 Uh, how are going to take me for a walk? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4614 I'll just say he's been floating this night. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4615 He promised me treats if I bowl-sat for him. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4616 If the jar is more expensive, call the animal-shelter." 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4617 You get the helmet back when you get out of the house." 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4618 Hi. I’m Fido. Welcome to Jackass. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4619 Not liking these fish flakes at all! How about something in the 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
4620 This is like the Black Mirror episode about your subconscious, but weirder. 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
4621 Just wait 'til your father gets home! 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4622 I bet the fish is on a leash! Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4623 Much easier to feed you this way. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
4624 Duck and cover, Princess... there's no way I get out of here and you stay dry. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
4625 now you know how it feels 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
4626 Uhh, that's man's best friend, not fish. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
4627 No, I'm a bowl terrier, I'm covid protected. That mas(k)tiff dog was too big and aggressive. 1.0842 0.03561 95 89 4 2
4628 '"Feed a fish dog treats and this is what happens." 1.0833 0.03525 96 90 4 2
4629 Really? This what you meant when you asked for a doggie bowl? 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4630 No I can't fetc 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
4631 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
4632 Tired of feeling like a fish in a big pond, Mick Stevens decided to get even and put his new York terrier in a bowl so he could feel like he was in control. 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
4633 I give you the choice, but I would think that full of water would be safer. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
4634 It's no fun living life in a catfish bowl. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4635 I thought it was two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
4636 What's with the bare, hairy legs man? 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
4637 Don't give him a bath, he will drown. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
4638 Clearly you haven’t heard the one about having your cake and eating it too. 1.0811 0.02900 111 103 7 1
4639 The seafood kibbles just weren’t doing it for me, Bro. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
4640 What happened to the cookies?! 1.0800 0.03387 100 94 4 2
4641 Your latest wife’s idea - you might not catch Covid but natural functions must occur….. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
4642 How was I supposed to know that I'd look more like a dog than a cat when I ate your fish? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4643 If not getting out of this bubble until you’ve gotten all 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
4644 Why is there a tiny dog in my fishbowl? 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4645 See? Visiting old Aunt Alive is thought provoking. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4646 The flakes you keep dropping in here are just not cutting it. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
4647 Well, since I can't take care of two pets, my puppy can be the fish too! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
4648 Good signature for not having eyeballs! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
4649 Now we can start your swimming lessons. 1.0737 0.03426 95 90 3 2
4650 Given your carbon footprint,perhaps best we start training for sea level rise. 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
4651 hey poodle, play morning barking sounds. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
4652 After just one week with a pet profile, his dog was already living inside a bubble. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
4653 No more fish please 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
4654 Áⁿáááá 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
4655 You sure are a catfish alright! 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4656 Buying a small doghouse will not keep you out of it. 1.0696 0.02684 115 108 6 1
4657 I know it's been more than 18 months in confinement, but don't you remember the saying, "man's best friend is his dog", not his mother! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
4658 What? I'm having my fishbowl moment. Lucy Wang, Los Angeles 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
4659 I’ve had enough water 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
4660 But, I've done nothing wrong! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
4661 The space dog was cute, but Lester was concerned about how a game of fetch would go. This could be a dealbreaker 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
4662 Oooh yeah I'm a naughty little fish I've been realll naughty how do you wanna punish me the naughty widdle fish? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
4663 Why are you in a fishbowl? 1.0619 0.02278 113 106 7 0
4664 Grrr! You swore you wouldn't forget to bring back the fire hydrant. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
4665 Now I can bring you on the plane 1.0600 0.02778 100 95 4 1
4666 YEA YEA - Funny. Chicken - egg - I know high art when I see it. The stuff that issues from the other orifice, that's Hunter Biden's work. Way beyond my pay grade. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
4667 My thesis is that neither of them came first. Instead they arrived on the scene simultaneously, then they evolved into a fish with 2 legs. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
4668 You don't mind asking a cube or a stick do you? 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
4669 Hmmm, good thought. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
4670 Thanks a lot for putting me down! ‘Doggie heaven’ sucks. No fights. No legs to hump. No poop to eat. And it’s run by a Shih Tzu. If I ever come back, it’ll be as a Rottweiler and I’m gonna bite you in your crouch, you SOB! 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
4671 Once again… I am not a red fish! 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
4672 Princess finally speaks, "Help me, Ken, you're my only hope. 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
4673 Can I just social distance in the front yard? 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
4674 Kids these days and their weird dohickeys 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0