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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-11-07T21:15:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-11-21T21:16:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-11-15T21:16:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 22, 2021 |
Number of captions | 4675 |
Number of responses | 701175 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I don't ask you how you squeezed into that sweater. | 1.9495 | 0.01096 | 5564 | 2006 | 1833 | 1725 |
1 | In my defense,the water dish was empty and the toilet lid was down | 1.8972 | 0.01400 | 3219 | 1198 | 1154 | 867 |
2 | Now that you've sobered up, do you remember where you took the goldfish on their walk? | 1.8810 | 0.01316 | 3790 | 1496 | 1249 | 1045 |
3 | Forget the little castle. Could I get a fire hydrant in here? | 1.8565 | 0.01378 | 3353 | 1342 | 1150 | 861 |
4 | You sure this'll fool the landlord? | 1.8528 | 0.01142 | 5000 | 2053 | 1630 | 1317 |
5 | Technically, the fish is still in the bowl. | 1.8496 | 0.01210 | 4336 | 1752 | 1484 | 1100 |
6 | Next time you order a Guppy, turn off the AutoCorrect! | 1.8448 | 0.01312 | 3924 | 1676 | 1181 | 1067 |
7 | Technically, the goldfish is still in this bowl. | 1.8418 | 0.01172 | 4666 | 1923 | 1558 | 1185 |
8 | We all live in one. You just can't see yours. | 1.8414 | 0.01204 | 4362 | 1779 | 1496 | 1087 |
9 | I can recommend the fish. | 1.8390 | 0.01254 | 4100 | 1705 | 1350 | 1045 |
10 | It's just until you are vaccinated. | 1.8358 | 0.01238 | 4112 | 1689 | 1409 | 1014 |
11 | Yeah this is an emergency. Break the Glass | 1.8308 | 0.01827 | 1850 | 754 | 655 | 441 |
12 | I'm guessing I'm your first dog. | 1.8219 | 0.01228 | 3992 | 1621 | 1461 | 910 |
13 | And you wonder why she thinks you’re not ready to have kids. | 1.8155 | 0.01300 | 3805 | 1639 | 1229 | 937 |
14 | In a sense, the goldfish is still in the bowl. | 1.8001 | 0.01289 | 3662 | 1553 | 1288 | 821 |
15 | Promise me that when I die you won't flush me down the toilet. | 1.7901 | 0.01496 | 2735 | 1184 | 941 | 610 |
16 | And then the fish said, "wanna see a magic trick?" | 1.7870 | 0.01513 | 2699 | 1182 | 910 | 607 |
17 | I am a talking dog, for crying out loud, and you're fixated on how I got into this glass globe? | 1.7858 | 0.01199 | 4458 | 2008 | 1397 | 1053 |
18 | You’ll have to be more specific. I’ve seen a lot of fish. | 1.7850 | 0.01467 | 2874 | 1264 | 964 | 646 |
19 | No, I haven't seen the goldfish. Why do you ask? | 1.7798 | 0.01404 | 3006 | 1294 | 1080 | 632 |
20 | You don't really know what a dog bowl is do you? | 1.7784 | 0.01258 | 3876 | 1714 | 1307 | 855 |
21 | Well, the good news is you no longer have to feed the fish. | 1.7738 | 0.01557 | 2405 | 1034 | 881 | 490 |
22 | Fish and I swapped. He's on your bed. | 1.7731 | 0.01307 | 3601 | 1608 | 1202 | 791 |
23 | I was thirsty...and while I was here...turns out I was also hungry | 1.7664 | 0.02333 | 1083 | 475 | 386 | 222 |
24 | Now that you got me past the condo board, get me out of here! | 1.7615 | 0.01450 | 2902 | 1313 | 968 | 621 |
25 | No Jack. She said to put the guppy in the bowl and take the puppy out. | 1.7610 | 0.01193 | 4322 | 1969 | 1417 | 936 |
26 | It's called a terrierium. | 1.7603 | 0.01379 | 3213 | 1458 | 1067 | 688 |
27 | Relax — they're upstairs fetching your slippers." | 1.7599 | 0.01660 | 2203 | 996 | 740 | 467 |
28 | This is your first pet, isn't it? | 1.7581 | 0.01370 | 3076 | 1350 | 1120 | 606 |
29 | Well, as it turns out, he didn't taste like chicken. | 1.7519 | 0.01102 | 5216 | 2460 | 1590 | 1166 |
30 | I identify as goldfish. | 1.7511 | 0.01174 | 4584 | 2160 | 1405 | 1019 |
31 | When I said I'd like a dog bowl, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.7482 | 0.01407 | 2808 | 1223 | 1069 | 516 |
32 | Terrierium | 1.7475 | 0.01183 | 4321 | 1990 | 1432 | 899 |
33 | ...So the fish says, 'Come in here, I want to show you something' | 1.7394 | 0.01672 | 2053 | 926 | 736 | 391 |
34 | I’d like to go back to crate training if that’s okay with you. | 1.7391 | 0.02119 | 1280 | 578 | 458 | 244 |
35 | I think I'd rather have the cone of shame back, please. | 1.7385 | 0.01386 | 3120 | 1449 | 1038 | 633 |
36 | Well, it was a catfish. | 1.7382 | 0.01407 | 2953 | 1351 | 1024 | 578 |
37 | Now I know how they get the model ships in. It's not pretty. | 1.7354 | 0.01400 | 2906 | 1313 | 1049 | 544 |
38 | I'll admit that mistakes were made. | 1.7352 | 0.01396 | 2897 | 1303 | 1058 | 536 |
39 | I identify as a fish. | 1.7349 | 0.01189 | 4353 | 2069 | 1369 | 915 |
40 | All my life I have felt that I am a fish trapped in a dog’s body. | 1.7312 | 0.01751 | 1901 | 878 | 656 | 367 |
41 | I've decided to identify as a goldfish. | 1.7307 | 0.01433 | 2878 | 1342 | 969 | 567 |
42 | Go Fetch? I thought you said "go fish". | 1.7292 | 0.01776 | 1806 | 825 | 645 | 336 |
43 | And I'll stay here until you get vaccinated! | 1.7274 | 0.01486 | 2737 | 1301 | 881 | 555 |
44 | I think you meant guppy. | 1.7216 | 0.01601 | 2184 | 1000 | 792 | 392 |
45 | I'm house sitting for the goldfish. | 1.7188 | 0.01469 | 2582 | 1184 | 940 | 458 |
46 | You won't wear a mask in the house, and so I had no choice. | 1.7057 | 0.01770 | 1838 | 879 | 621 | 338 |
47 | It looked bigger online. | 1.6922 | 0.01671 | 1943 | 918 | 705 | 320 |
48 | ‘You know what? In my bubble we don’t care who is a good boy or not.’ | 1.6866 | 0.01998 | 1404 | 682 | 480 | 242 |
49 | So, I guess you're new to this pet thing. | 1.6844 | 0.01781 | 1692 | 805 | 616 | 271 |
50 | Yes, I think you're overprotective about the carpet. | 1.6837 | 0.01793 | 1685 | 807 | 604 | 274 |
51 | I thought I would try thinking inside the bowl. | 1.6828 | 0.01780 | 1671 | 791 | 619 | 261 |
52 | We both know this isn’t what I meant when I asked for a new dog bowl. | 1.6800 | 0.01833 | 1697 | 842 | 556 | 299 |
53 | On second thought, I actually prefer the cone. | 1.6720 | 0.01964 | 1512 | 770 | 468 | 274 |
54 | How many times do I have to tell you? The cat is a psychopath. | 1.6582 | 0.02180 | 1264 | 669 | 358 | 237 |
55 | You’ve conflated the metaphors of “being in the doghouse” and “living in a fishbowl.” | 1.6580 | 0.02170 | 1263 | 665 | 365 | 233 |
56 | You told me to not drink out of the toilet! | 1.6575 | 0.02069 | 1279 | 644 | 429 | 206 |
57 | At first I just wanted a sip of water, then things got out of hand. | 1.6566 | 0.02140 | 1197 | 604 | 400 | 193 |
58 | You could have just said 'Stay.' | 1.6533 | 0.02166 | 1194 | 613 | 382 | 199 |
59 | I'm a terrierarium. | 1.6434 | 0.02406 | 1001 | 532 | 294 | 175 |
60 | Not until you test negative! | 1.6429 | 0.02363 | 1022 | 539 | 309 | 174 |
61 | I'm Airbnbing the doghouse. | 1.6426 | 0.02410 | 971 | 509 | 300 | 162 |
62 | I'm actually more concerned about the fish you put in my crate. | 1.6419 | 0.02423 | 997 | 534 | 286 | 177 |
63 | You win! I'll wear the cone! | 1.6396 | 0.02278 | 1060 | 551 | 340 | 169 |
64 | Forgive me for asking, but have you ever had a pet before? | 1.6387 | 0.02284 | 1121 | 603 | 320 | 198 |
65 | Your kids are going to realize that I'm not the same goldfish. | 1.6370 | 0.02587 | 909 | 501 | 237 | 171 |
66 | Let's just agree that mistakes were made and figure out where to go from here. | 1.6304 | 0.02263 | 1039 | 539 | 345 | 155 |
67 | Sure, you figured out I ate the goldfish. But tell me, what did I do with the water? | 1.6279 | 0.02541 | 860 | 458 | 264 | 138 |
68 | Good luck trying to get the fish to catch the frisbee. | 1.6263 | 0.02599 | 843 | 456 | 246 | 141 |
69 | Ironically, I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.6258 | 0.02623 | 783 | 412 | 252 | 119 |
70 | You always say not from the toilet. | 1.6217 | 0.02406 | 933 | 495 | 296 | 142 |
71 | It's a house swap. The goldfish is in your favorite chair. | 1.6199 | 0.02616 | 792 | 422 | 249 | 121 |
72 | Shortly after getting the dogfish home, Ronald began to suspect the pet store staff might have played a prank on him. | 1.6197 | 0.02559 | 831 | 444 | 259 | 128 |
73 | I want to speak with my lawyer. | 1.6178 | 0.02616 | 934 | 545 | 201 | 188 |
74 | It was gone when I got here. | 1.6160 | 0.02572 | 810 | 432 | 257 | 121 |
75 | It's just not worth it without the snow. | 1.6129 | 0.02806 | 682 | 366 | 214 | 102 |
76 | The cat ate the fish, I ate the cat, and now I’m too fat to get out. | 1.6093 | 0.02630 | 814 | 450 | 232 | 132 |
77 | But the cat told me if I would jump in and give him the fish, he'd tell me where the bones were buried. | 1.6074 | 0.02747 | 726 | 397 | 217 | 112 |
78 | I was in the mood for sushi. | 1.6070 | 0.02863 | 654 | 354 | 203 | 97 |
79 | When the ad said the dog came with its own dog bowl, this was not what Ted expected. | 1.6044 | 0.02777 | 728 | 405 | 206 | 117 |
80 | You should be more surprised that I can talk. | 1.6034 | 0.03268 | 527 | 294 | 148 | 85 |
81 | I specifically said 'dog bowl'. This is the last time I ask Alexa to order me anything. | 1.5994 | 0.02946 | 659 | 373 | 177 | 109 |
82 | No, I don't need plastic coral. I need a bush—badly. | 1.5982 | 0.02849 | 662 | 364 | 200 | 98 |
83 | If you take me for a walk I will grant you three wishes. | 1.5968 | 0.03127 | 563 | 314 | 162 | 87 |
84 | This is your idea of an invisible fence? | 1.5918 | 0.03131 | 534 | 293 | 166 | 75 |
85 | I'm not coming out until you get vaccinated. | 1.5892 | 0.03258 | 555 | 324 | 135 | 96 |
86 | I take it you've never owned a dog before? | 1.5891 | 0.03193 | 533 | 299 | 154 | 80 |
87 | Yeah....the goldfish is not at home right now, can I take a message ? | 1.5886 | 0.03184 | 542 | 306 | 153 | 83 |
88 | If you help me get out of here, I’ll tell you where the fish are. | 1.5858 | 0.02933 | 618 | 345 | 184 | 89 |
89 | What did you expect, a snow scene? | 1.5840 | 0.02951 | 601 | 334 | 183 | 84 |
90 | Did the fishes enjoy their walk? | 1.5836 | 0.03048 | 586 | 332 | 166 | 88 |
91 | The good news is that I stopped the cat from eating the goldfish. | 1.5824 | 0.02987 | 534 | 285 | 187 | 62 |
92 | On second thought, I like the crate. | 1.5810 | 0.03223 | 525 | 299 | 147 | 79 |
93 | On the other hand it's got a lot of light and a panoramic view. | 1.5797 | 0.02938 | 552 | 296 | 192 | 64 |
94 | I used the water to wash it down. | 1.5785 | 0.03059 | 567 | 320 | 166 | 81 |
95 | You wouldn't believe the stuff that goldfish was saying about you.... I had to put a stop to it. | 1.5784 | 0.03140 | 536 | 302 | 158 | 76 |
96 | Timmy, go get Schrödinger. There's been a terrible mistake. | 1.5717 | 0.03113 | 530 | 298 | 161 | 71 |
97 | Don’t just stand there, Timmy - run and get help! | 1.5708 | 0.03423 | 487 | 288 | 120 | 79 |
98 | Alex could no longer ignore the signs that Fido identified as a goldfish. | 1.5677 | 0.03021 | 613 | 361 | 156 | 96 |
99 | You bet the cat was involved! | 1.5662 | 0.03132 | 551 | 320 | 150 | 81 |
100 | I was just very thirsty. Okay,hungry too. | 1.5642 | 0.03270 | 475 | 269 | 144 | 62 |
101 | I just need my own space for awhile. | 1.5642 | 0.03279 | 452 | 251 | 147 | 54 |
102 | Well, it's been interesting getting another pet's point of view. | 1.5579 | 0.03182 | 432 | 232 | 159 | 41 |
103 | What fish...? | 1.5567 | 0.03524 | 406 | 232 | 122 | 52 |
104 | I’m house sitting for the goldfish while he’s on vacation. | 1.5556 | 0.03389 | 441 | 253 | 131 | 57 |
105 | First pet? | 1.5553 | 0.03421 | 425 | 242 | 130 | 53 |
106 | What's cultural appropriation? | 1.5465 | 0.03467 | 441 | 262 | 117 | 62 |
107 | Fetch? Roll over? I heard 'fish bowl Rover' ...my bad! | 1.5461 | 0.03517 | 423 | 250 | 115 | 58 |
108 | Let's face it. This is how it's going to be if you won't wear a mask. | 1.5446 | 0.03385 | 437 | 254 | 128 | 55 |
109 | I’m guessing I’m your first puppy. | 1.5445 | 0.03488 | 393 | 224 | 124 | 45 |
110 | I didn't have an exit strategy. | 1.5431 | 0.03502 | 418 | 246 | 117 | 55 |
111 | This is what happens when you’re gone all day. | 1.5423 | 0.03260 | 437 | 247 | 143 | 47 |
112 | I was very thirsty… then I got hungry. | 1.5423 | 0.03607 | 402 | 239 | 108 | 55 |
113 | A dog,genie and a goldfish walk into a bar | 1.5419 | 0.03428 | 430 | 252 | 123 | 55 |
114 | Will you do the upside down thing to make it snow again? | 1.5418 | 0.03274 | 491 | 293 | 130 | 68 |
115 | Ever consider that you might be living in some giant fish bowl too | 1.5401 | 0.03513 | 424 | 253 | 113 | 58 |
116 | At least if it was a snow globe there'd be something to do. | 1.5390 | 0.03626 | 397 | 237 | 106 | 54 |
117 | Don't just stand there! The cat is getting away with your goldfish! | 1.5381 | 0.03374 | 420 | 242 | 130 | 48 |
118 | I found Nemo. | 1.5378 | 0.03813 | 357 | 213 | 96 | 48 |
119 | I suppose now you're going to flush me down the toilet. | 1.5358 | 0.03572 | 405 | 242 | 109 | 54 |
120 | I only drank the water. The cat got the fish. | 1.5340 | 0.03641 | 412 | 253 | 98 | 61 |
121 | I agree with you. Wild-caught tastes better. | 1.5321 | 0.03537 | 389 | 228 | 115 | 46 |
122 | You're out of fish. | 1.5307 | 0.03596 | 375 | 220 | 111 | 44 |
123 | I could use a little castle, maybe with a fire hydrant. | 1.5304 | 0.03379 | 428 | 252 | 125 | 51 |
124 | Now I really want to go outside. | 1.5303 | 0.03367 | 413 | 239 | 129 | 45 |
125 | That goldfish was never your best friend. Did he take long walks with you? Chase your tennis balls? Love you unconditionally? I don't think so. | 1.5293 | 0.03687 | 376 | 226 | 101 | 49 |
126 | I'm your first dog, aren't I? | 1.5286 | 0.03721 | 384 | 235 | 95 | 54 |
127 | I'm house-sitting while Nemo is on vacation at the shore. | 1.5275 | 0.03762 | 345 | 204 | 100 | 41 |
128 | If it starts snowing in here I'm busting out. | 1.5259 | 0.03387 | 424 | 251 | 123 | 50 |
129 | Sit? Seriously? Does it look like I have space to do anything else? | 1.5259 | 0.03615 | 386 | 232 | 105 | 49 |
130 | I told you the cat was evil. | 1.5259 | 0.03707 | 386 | 237 | 95 | 54 |
131 | You REALLY DO look thinner from here | 1.5236 | 0.03510 | 382 | 224 | 116 | 42 |
132 | I’m house-sitting for the goldfish while he auditions for ‘Finding Nemo 3’ | 1.5234 | 0.03972 | 321 | 194 | 86 | 41 |
133 | How would I know where your fish is? | 1.5225 | 0.03888 | 333 | 201 | 90 | 42 |
134 | Curiosity doesn't kill dogs, but it puts us in the occasional awkward situation. | 1.5192 | 0.04298 | 287 | 178 | 69 | 40 |
135 | It was delicious. It’s gone. Get over it. | 1.5186 | 0.04290 | 295 | 185 | 67 | 43 |
136 | Yes, I realize the optics aren’t good here. | 1.5175 | 0.03743 | 342 | 204 | 99 | 39 |
137 | You said there would be snow. | 1.5159 | 0.03964 | 314 | 190 | 86 | 38 |
138 | I think I would actually prefer the cone. | 1.5151 | 0.03990 | 332 | 207 | 79 | 46 |
139 | Well, it’s Tuesday, so he’ll be at his swimming lesson | 1.5123 | 0.03873 | 324 | 196 | 90 | 38 |
140 | Yes, Dave. You’re still tripping. | 1.5110 | 0.04182 | 317 | 203 | 66 | 48 |
141 | I identify as a fish now. | 1.5099 | 0.04219 | 304 | 193 | 67 | 44 |
142 | You people have got to stop...I mean a Labraguppie? | 1.5093 | 0.04155 | 322 | 207 | 66 | 49 |
143 | OK, I take it back. My little house out back is not a 'hovel.' | 1.5079 | 0.03834 | 317 | 190 | 93 | 34 |
144 | I can see that you have questions. | 1.5070 | 0.03729 | 355 | 218 | 94 | 43 |
145 | I'm what you'd call a terrierium. | 1.5065 | 0.04055 | 310 | 193 | 77 | 40 |
146 | I’m just housesitting. | 1.5063 | 0.03884 | 320 | 195 | 88 | 37 |
147 | Your goldfish is still in this fishbowl,in a manner of speaking | 1.5032 | 0.03808 | 314 | 188 | 94 | 32 |
148 | Living in a fishbowl is a metaphor? Now you tell me? | 1.5016 | 0.03968 | 319 | 199 | 80 | 40 |
149 | I’ll see you in hell. | 1.5000 | 0.04145 | 330 | 217 | 61 | 52 |
150 | I'm coming out when you get vaccinated | 1.4965 | 0.04218 | 284 | 179 | 69 | 36 |
151 | The tiny home trend has gone too far. | 1.4941 | 0.04325 | 253 | 156 | 69 | 28 |
152 | Let’s just be honest with each other. You wanted a goldfish, and I wanted a lesbian couple in Park Slope. | 1.4930 | 0.04420 | 284 | 187 | 54 | 43 |
153 | I'll still need to be walked. | 1.4928 | 0.04248 | 276 | 174 | 68 | 34 |
154 | Goldie and I are house-swapping for the holidays. | 1.4921 | 0.04384 | 254 | 159 | 65 | 30 |
155 | Any chance of getting me a little fire hydrant? | 1.4920 | 0.04399 | 250 | 156 | 65 | 29 |
156 | I know. I can't explain it either. | 1.4914 | 0.04055 | 291 | 181 | 77 | 33 |
157 | It's just until you start wearing a mask. | 1.4895 | 0.04225 | 286 | 183 | 66 | 37 |
158 | Yes, that's right: you just walked the goldfish. | 1.4892 | 0.04099 | 323 | 212 | 64 | 47 |
159 | Check the birdcage for the cat who ate the canary. | 1.4889 | 0.03690 | 315 | 189 | 98 | 28 |
160 | I’m a Goldfish Retriever. | 1.4888 | 0.04245 | 268 | 168 | 69 | 31 |
161 | You win, I'll just wear the cone collar. | 1.4880 | 0.04399 | 250 | 157 | 64 | 29 |
162 | I just hope you remembered to walk the fish. | 1.4878 | 0.04262 | 246 | 150 | 72 | 24 |
163 | last thing I can remember was chasing the cat | 1.4867 | 0.03964 | 300 | 187 | 80 | 33 |
164 | This isn’t the water bowl I asked for. | 1.4830 | 0.03831 | 323 | 203 | 84 | 36 |
165 | What? I was thirsty! And, um…hungry. | 1.4820 | 0.03971 | 278 | 170 | 82 | 26 |
166 | ...and sometimes the ball catches you. | 1.4808 | 0.04167 | 260 | 161 | 73 | 26 |
167 | But you were happy when I ate the mouse | 1.4806 | 0.04046 | 283 | 177 | 76 | 30 |
168 | Try and clip my claws now! | 1.4800 | 0.04287 | 250 | 156 | 68 | 26 |
169 | Sorry, but I was hungry AND thirsty. | 1.4799 | 0.04218 | 273 | 174 | 67 | 32 |
170 | And you say you “rescued” me? | 1.4792 | 0.04212 | 265 | 167 | 69 | 29 |
171 | The cat has your fish and your car keys | 1.4791 | 0.04145 | 311 | 206 | 61 | 44 |
172 | I know how this looks but the cat set me up! | 1.4774 | 0.04298 | 243 | 151 | 68 | 24 |
173 | Still bigger than that studio apartment in New York we had. | 1.4774 | 0.03974 | 287 | 179 | 79 | 29 |
174 | Please don't shake it. I hate the snow. | 1.4773 | 0.04291 | 264 | 169 | 64 | 31 |
175 | I'm staying in here until I see your vaccination card. | 1.4770 | 0.04137 | 283 | 181 | 69 | 33 |
176 | Well, I didn't totally think it through. | 1.4769 | 0.03946 | 260 | 156 | 84 | 20 |
177 | I'm more worried about the goldfish out in my dog house. | 1.4762 | 0.04224 | 252 | 157 | 70 | 25 |
178 | A cone would have sufficed. | 1.4760 | 0.04397 | 250 | 160 | 61 | 29 |
179 | I should have gone for the canary. | 1.4757 | 0.04155 | 267 | 168 | 71 | 28 |
180 | Don't give me that look. I told you I was tired of fish from a can. | 1.4724 | 0.04236 | 254 | 160 | 68 | 26 |
181 | Think of it as Schrödinger's fish. | 1.4719 | 0.04320 | 267 | 174 | 60 | 33 |
182 | This isn't what I meant when I said 'I'm happiest when my bowl is full' | 1.4715 | 0.04449 | 246 | 159 | 58 | 29 |
183 | My sphere of influence was never really that big anyway | 1.4706 | 0.04442 | 238 | 152 | 60 | 26 |
184 | I'm not the one who tested positive. | 1.4700 | 0.04889 | 217 | 144 | 44 | 29 |
185 | Your body,your choice,but no more petting until you’re vaccinated. | 1.4699 | 0.04372 | 249 | 160 | 61 | 28 |
186 | You're really new to the pet-keeping game, aren't you? | 1.4694 | 0.04191 | 245 | 152 | 71 | 22 |
187 | Listen, Ted, if you'd rather have a different pet then just say so. | 1.4686 | 0.03847 | 303 | 191 | 82 | 30 |
188 | I'm sensing you're not a dog person. | 1.4685 | 0.04198 | 254 | 160 | 69 | 25 |
189 | Either walk me or clean it. | 1.4680 | 0.04487 | 203 | 124 | 63 | 16 |
190 | Don't look so surprised. Aren't we all living in a fish bowl? | 1.4669 | 0.04308 | 242 | 153 | 65 | 24 |
191 | You think I could get a fire hydrant in here? | 1.4669 | 0.04187 | 242 | 150 | 71 | 21 |
192 | I took care of your catfish. | 1.4669 | 0.03822 | 272 | 165 | 87 | 20 |
193 | Amazon really shouldn’t list these as ‘dog bowls’ | 1.4667 | 0.04295 | 255 | 164 | 63 | 28 |
194 | This is a dream. In the real world I threw up in your shoes. | 1.4664 | 0.04306 | 268 | 176 | 59 | 33 |
195 | Puppy... guppy… Whatever. | 1.4650 | 0.04215 | 243 | 152 | 69 | 22 |
196 | Well, of course it smells like wet dog in here. | 1.4639 | 0.04232 | 263 | 170 | 64 | 29 |
197 | Let me guess. I’m your first pet. | 1.4632 | 0.03864 | 285 | 178 | 82 | 25 |
198 | You shouldn't have eaten that brownie, Dave. | 1.4627 | 0.04184 | 255 | 162 | 68 | 25 |
199 | When you get vaccinated I will come out, now do me a favor and step back a bit will ya? | 1.4623 | 0.04697 | 212 | 137 | 52 | 23 |
200 | And you thought those little ships were hard to figure out. | 1.4618 | 0.04295 | 249 | 160 | 63 | 26 |
201 | At first I was only going to have a sip of water and maybe one fish..... | 1.4618 | 0.04218 | 249 | 158 | 67 | 24 |
202 | I'm thinking outside the box. | 1.4618 | 0.04103 | 262 | 166 | 71 | 25 |
203 | It gets worse. The beta took your car keys. | 1.4609 | 0.04886 | 243 | 171 | 32 | 40 |
204 | The neighbors will still hear me. | 1.4608 | 0.04663 | 217 | 141 | 52 | 24 |
205 | Look deeply into the crystal ball... You see a good boy, a very good boy in your future. | 1.4595 | 0.04540 | 222 | 143 | 56 | 23 |
206 | I'm staying here until you've had your second shot. | 1.4593 | 0.04408 | 246 | 161 | 57 | 28 |
207 | More fish and water, please. | 1.4590 | 0.04396 | 244 | 159 | 58 | 27 |
208 | I can explain about the fish. | 1.4575 | 0.04882 | 212 | 142 | 43 | 27 |
209 | So, on the plus side, no need to worry about feeding that fish. | 1.4568 | 0.04291 | 243 | 156 | 63 | 24 |
210 | This is not the kind of dog bowl I asked for | 1.4554 | 0.04534 | 213 | 136 | 57 | 20 |
211 | I over heard you say ‘why do I have a dog and a goldfish ?’ ...’Problem solved’. | 1.4549 | 0.04382 | 233 | 150 | 60 | 23 |
212 | It was the cat. She ate the fish too. And chewed your shoes. | 1.4549 | 0.04218 | 255 | 165 | 64 | 26 |
213 | I don't think this is what she meant when she told you to buy me a new bowl | 1.4526 | 0.04693 | 190 | 120 | 54 | 16 |
214 | I'll come out when you've had your shots. | 1.4524 | 0.04774 | 210 | 139 | 47 | 24 |
215 | It's a long story, but I could still be your best friend. | 1.4523 | 0.03847 | 283 | 179 | 80 | 24 |
216 | Isn’t it funny how you get so thirsty after eating fish? | 1.4520 | 0.04315 | 250 | 164 | 59 | 27 |
217 | Getting in was easy. | 1.4512 | 0.04404 | 215 | 136 | 61 | 18 |
218 | On second thought, I'll go for the leash. | 1.4500 | 0.04011 | 260 | 165 | 73 | 22 |
219 | I know this looks fishy! | 1.4498 | 0.04692 | 209 | 137 | 50 | 22 |
220 | Peter, maybe you should look at your life and ask yourself the same question. | 1.4495 | 0.04642 | 218 | 144 | 50 | 24 |
221 | The game got out of hand: the cat went in after the fish and I went in after the cat. | 1.4494 | 0.04390 | 247 | 164 | 55 | 28 |
222 | I don't think the fish is the big issue right now. | 1.4493 | 0.04759 | 227 | 155 | 42 | 30 |
223 | You might as well return the invisible fence. | 1.4490 | 0.04702 | 196 | 126 | 52 | 18 |
224 | So the cat said, "I bet you can't get in there." And well you can guess the rest. | 1.4490 | 0.04812 | 196 | 128 | 48 | 20 |
225 | So, he says, if you think it’s boring watching me, let’s switch places. | 1.4483 | 0.04476 | 232 | 153 | 54 | 25 |
226 | The cat knows this really cool bar trick. | 1.4477 | 0.04298 | 239 | 155 | 61 | 23 |
227 | Does the bowl make me look fat? | 1.4459 | 0.04623 | 222 | 148 | 49 | 25 |
228 | House sitting... why do you ask? | 1.4459 | 0.04362 | 231 | 150 | 59 | 22 |
229 | Actually, I prefer a leash. | 1.4450 | 0.04578 | 200 | 128 | 55 | 17 |
230 | The cat dared me. | 1.4439 | 0.05091 | 187 | 126 | 39 | 22 |
231 | I’m thinking maybe you’re not ready for a pet. | 1.4432 | 0.05132 | 185 | 125 | 38 | 22 |
232 | On second thought, the leash is fine. | 1.4431 | 0.04208 | 246 | 160 | 63 | 23 |
233 | So just exactly what was your "third, and last, wish?" | 1.4428 | 0.04668 | 201 | 131 | 51 | 19 |
234 | Won't lie, it is exactly what it looks like." | 1.4421 | 0.04622 | 233 | 159 | 45 | 29 |
235 | I will come out when you vaccinate | 1.4418 | 0.04247 | 249 | 164 | 60 | 25 |
236 | I'll come out as soon as you're vaccinated. | 1.4414 | 0.04440 | 222 | 145 | 56 | 21 |
237 | I don’t know how we’re going do our walks now either, Doug. I haven’t figured out all the details, I just feel like I need this change. | 1.4410 | 0.04430 | 229 | 151 | 55 | 23 |
238 | Phishing | 1.4404 | 0.05025 | 193 | 131 | 39 | 23 |
239 | When you bark at trick or treaters, make sure one of them isn’t a real witch. | 1.4398 | 0.04954 | 191 | 128 | 42 | 21 |
240 | What can I say, I was both thirsty and hungry | 1.4389 | 0.04360 | 221 | 143 | 59 | 19 |
241 | It's how I identify. From now on call me Wanda. | 1.4387 | 0.04638 | 212 | 141 | 49 | 22 |
242 | Carl wondered if he should have opened the bag and checked his order before leaving the pet shop. | 1.4378 | 0.04894 | 185 | 122 | 45 | 18 |
243 | I don't know. I was just following the cat. | 1.4369 | 0.04529 | 222 | 148 | 51 | 23 |
244 | Watch out, there's a goldfish on the loose with supernatural powers! | 1.4368 | 0.04971 | 190 | 128 | 41 | 21 |
245 | In order to fetch the ball, I must become the ball. | 1.4361 | 0.04499 | 227 | 152 | 51 | 24 |
246 | Ask the cat. | 1.4348 | 0.04412 | 230 | 153 | 54 | 23 |
247 | The goldfish has gone to a farm upstate, let’s say. | 1.4348 | 0.04726 | 184 | 119 | 50 | 15 |
248 | I know you ordered a catfish but there were supply chain issues. | 1.4346 | 0.04555 | 214 | 142 | 51 | 21 |
249 | I lost a bet with the fish. You'll be walking him to the park now. | 1.4344 | 0.04763 | 221 | 153 | 40 | 28 |
250 | The toilet seat was down. | 1.4342 | 0.05497 | 152 | 102 | 34 | 16 |
251 | I have discovered that I self identify as a goldfish. | 1.4333 | 0.05291 | 180 | 125 | 32 | 23 |
252 | I'm actually talking to you, and all you can ask is how I got in here? | 1.4327 | 0.04845 | 208 | 143 | 40 | 25 |
253 | Never make a bet with a turtle. | 1.4322 | 0.04957 | 199 | 137 | 38 | 24 |
254 | Please don't make it snow again. | 1.4321 | 0.04278 | 243 | 162 | 57 | 24 |
255 | Alexa; I said a dog-bowl, not a dog in a bowl! | 1.4317 | 0.04539 | 227 | 154 | 48 | 25 |
256 | That fish isn't as dumb as he looks. | 1.4309 | 0.04778 | 181 | 118 | 48 | 15 |
257 | I don't know, Jim. How'd you get inside that sweater this morning? Everyone's a critic. | 1.4302 | 0.05021 | 172 | 114 | 42 | 16 |
258 | What, are you kidding? Of course I want to go out! | 1.4301 | 0.04741 | 193 | 128 | 47 | 18 |
259 | Don't look at me like that, just call the fire department. | 1.4300 | 0.04297 | 207 | 132 | 61 | 14 |
260 | If you are looking for the fish, it is inside the cat. | 1.4293 | 0.04747 | 205 | 139 | 44 | 22 |
261 | I thought there would be snow in here | 1.4286 | 0.04409 | 203 | 131 | 57 | 15 |
262 | This is not what I meant when I said that I needed a new dog bowl. | 1.4286 | 0.04436 | 231 | 156 | 51 | 24 |
263 | It's an immersive experience. | 1.4279 | 0.04289 | 229 | 151 | 58 | 20 |
264 | I will come out when you are fully vaccinated! | 1.4278 | 0.04834 | 194 | 131 | 43 | 20 |
265 | I told you, I’ll come out when you get vaccinated. | 1.4272 | 0.04517 | 213 | 142 | 51 | 20 |
266 | Norm comes to the quiet realization that the dogfish he recently purchased is more dog than fish. | 1.4270 | 0.05025 | 178 | 120 | 40 | 18 |
267 | Ok. I have a drinking problem. | 1.4256 | 0.04976 | 195 | 135 | 37 | 23 |
268 | You made your point. I'll stop licking your face. | 1.4254 | 0.04117 | 228 | 147 | 65 | 16 |
269 | Not until you're fully vaxxed... | 1.4252 | 0.04596 | 214 | 145 | 47 | 22 |
270 | Treat, please. This is my best trick ever. | 1.4250 | 0.04882 | 200 | 138 | 39 | 23 |
271 | What? I was thirsty after I ate the fish. | 1.4242 | 0.05097 | 165 | 110 | 40 | 15 |
272 | Please don't shake me again | 1.4224 | 0.04157 | 232 | 152 | 62 | 18 |
273 | Don't ask. | 1.4208 | 0.04186 | 240 | 160 | 59 | 21 |
274 | Ball", Terry. I said I wanted a ball | 1.4208 | 0.04796 | 183 | 122 | 45 | 16 |
275 | Well, I'm not sure the Goldfish is too happy in my Litterbox | 1.4205 | 0.04527 | 195 | 128 | 52 | 15 |
276 | You think THIS is weird? Wait until you see a giant goldfish chasing a squirrel in the back yard! | 1.4201 | 0.05007 | 169 | 113 | 41 | 15 |
277 | I hope one of us is dreaming. | 1.4199 | 0.05020 | 181 | 124 | 38 | 19 |
278 | it's not a criticism, I just wonder if you are really a dog person. | 1.4195 | 0.04835 | 174 | 115 | 45 | 14 |
279 | No, a dog water bowl is very, very different. | 1.4195 | 0.04235 | 236 | 158 | 57 | 21 |
280 | I don’t know..have you checked the bathtub? | 1.4192 | 0.04591 | 198 | 132 | 49 | 17 |
281 | I tried the bathroom first, but the lid was down. | 1.4182 | 0.04359 | 220 | 147 | 54 | 19 |
282 | Sorry. I was thirsty, then I saw a snack. | 1.4182 | 0.04944 | 165 | 109 | 43 | 13 |
283 | Well it’s not like you turned out as expected either. | 1.4181 | 0.04974 | 177 | 120 | 40 | 17 |
284 | What, building a ship in a bottle wasn't good enough for you? | 1.4180 | 0.04295 | 244 | 167 | 52 | 25 |
285 | On the plus side, you don't have to change the water or watch them float to the top. | 1.4177 | 0.05175 | 158 | 106 | 38 | 14 |
286 | Damn goldfish took my collar too. | 1.4175 | 0.04515 | 206 | 138 | 50 | 18 |
287 | Cancel my Vet appointment or you'll never see the fish again. | 1.4171 | 0.05269 | 175 | 123 | 31 | 21 |
288 | You might have noticed something was wrong when you were out walking the goldfish. | 1.4170 | 0.04499 | 223 | 153 | 47 | 23 |
289 | The fish took the water when they left. | 1.4167 | 0.05095 | 168 | 114 | 38 | 16 |
290 | It’s been 45 minutes since we ate the LSD, I still don’t feel anything. | 1.4167 | 0.04599 | 204 | 138 | 47 | 19 |
291 | The cat told me to wait here. | 1.4167 | 0.04651 | 204 | 139 | 45 | 20 |
292 | Look, you're upset. I know. But I just drank twice my weight in water so can you let me outside for a minute before we talk? | 1.4156 | 0.04936 | 154 | 100 | 44 | 10 |
293 | What fish? I ate the cat. | 1.4155 | 0.04649 | 219 | 153 | 41 | 25 |
294 | Think for a second: where's your fish? | 1.4155 | 0.05311 | 142 | 94 | 37 | 11 |
295 | When you said you were getting me a new dog bowl... | 1.4154 | 0.04522 | 195 | 129 | 51 | 15 |
296 | You really need to decide. Do you want a fish or a best friend? | 1.4152 | 0.05029 | 171 | 116 | 39 | 16 |
297 | What'd you expect, Frank? I'm a dogfish. | 1.4145 | 0.04841 | 193 | 133 | 40 | 20 |
298 | Let’s start by recognizing that your cat is evil and smarter than me. | 1.4140 | 0.04734 | 186 | 125 | 45 | 16 |
299 | At least I know that I live in a bubble. You, Mr. White Male Privilege, don't have a clue. | 1.4138 | 0.04665 | 203 | 139 | 44 | 20 |
300 | The lack of privacy is probably the worst part. | 1.4134 | 0.04734 | 179 | 119 | 46 | 14 |
301 | I rented the bowl from a goldfish on Air bnb” | 1.4128 | 0.05073 | 172 | 118 | 37 | 17 |
302 | Look at it this way, you no longer need to protect the fish from the cat. | 1.4121 | 0.05085 | 165 | 112 | 38 | 15 |
303 | Just don't ask me to roll over. | 1.4103 | 0.04745 | 195 | 134 | 42 | 19 |
304 | I don't think you're ready for kids. | 1.4101 | 0.05196 | 178 | 126 | 31 | 21 |
305 | Dog bowl. How did you get this so wrong? | 1.4101 | 0.05009 | 178 | 123 | 37 | 18 |
306 | Yeah, you were pretty wasted last night … | 1.4099 | 0.04462 | 222 | 153 | 47 | 22 |
307 | Let me guess... you've got the fish on a leash. | 1.4097 | 0.05435 | 144 | 98 | 33 | 13 |
308 | He identifies himself as a fish | 1.4095 | 0.04322 | 232 | 159 | 51 | 22 |
309 | Y'know what I'd really like? Maybe go to the park, chase a ball or somethin'...that's what I'd really like. | 1.4089 | 0.04608 | 203 | 139 | 45 | 19 |
310 | Make it snow | 1.4087 | 0.04424 | 208 | 140 | 51 | 17 |
311 | I had to socially distance. | 1.4085 | 0.04723 | 164 | 107 | 47 | 10 |
312 | A fish you say. Gold, all kinds of frilly crap dangling from him, kinda full of himself? No, haven't seen him. | 1.4084 | 0.04872 | 191 | 133 | 38 | 20 |
313 | After trying on his new prescription glasses, Albert made a horrifying realization. | 1.4080 | 0.04823 | 174 | 117 | 43 | 14 |
314 | If you wanted a fish, why didn't you just get a fish? | 1.4076 | 0.04764 | 184 | 125 | 43 | 16 |
315 | This isn't what I had in mind when I requested a new bowl. | 1.4071 | 0.04312 | 226 | 154 | 52 | 20 |
316 | Yeah I...I don't know where Nemo is either. I was looking for him in here. | 1.4068 | 0.04628 | 177 | 117 | 48 | 12 |
317 | It has much nicer windows than my old doghouse | 1.4065 | 0.05314 | 155 | 107 | 33 | 15 |
318 | Panoramic views and the sushi's divine | 1.4062 | 0.04738 | 192 | 132 | 42 | 18 |
319 | The MINUTE the landlord leaves, you let me outta this thing and I get to be a dog again. | 1.4056 | 0.05722 | 143 | 101 | 26 | 16 |
320 | Maybe they thought you said Puppy rather than Guppy? | 1.4056 | 0.05457 | 143 | 98 | 32 | 13 |
321 | The fish eats better than I do, so I ate the fish. | 1.4055 | 0.04626 | 217 | 153 | 40 | 24 |
322 | Please, stop asking, just go get the hammer. | 1.4054 | 0.04412 | 222 | 153 | 48 | 21 |
323 | Look, let me out. I understand now why butt-dragging on the carpet is wrong. | 1.4052 | 0.05200 | 153 | 104 | 36 | 13 |
324 | It started with one paw in the water and then things got out of hand. | 1.4051 | 0.04921 | 158 | 105 | 42 | 11 |
325 | We need to talk about what you’re feeding me. | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
326 | If you let me out, I promise to go on the stupid paper. | 1.4043 | 0.04808 | 188 | 130 | 40 | 18 |
327 | It made sense when the cat explained it, but now ... | 1.4040 | 0.05162 | 151 | 102 | 37 | 12 |
328 | I need to go out. | 1.4037 | 0.05091 | 161 | 110 | 37 | 14 |
329 | It's not what it looks like. | 1.4035 | 0.04948 | 171 | 117 | 39 | 15 |
330 | Just promise me when I die,you won’t flush me down the toilet. | 1.4035 | 0.05085 | 171 | 119 | 35 | 17 |
331 | I’m still your Goldie, I just realized I was born trans-species. | 1.4031 | 0.04694 | 191 | 131 | 43 | 17 |
332 | I know. I promised to stop after the canary. | 1.4031 | 0.04810 | 191 | 133 | 39 | 19 |
333 | I'll come out when you show me you've had your shots. | 1.4021 | 0.04728 | 189 | 130 | 42 | 17 |
334 | You're not the only one who loves sushi. | 1.4013 | 0.05135 | 152 | 103 | 37 | 12 |
335 | Am I a dog dreaming that I'm a fish, or a fish dreaming that I'm a dog? | 1.4013 | 0.05411 | 157 | 111 | 29 | 17 |
336 | First of all, John, only a closed-minded person would assume that a fishbowl is no place for a dog. Also, yes, I ate the fish. | 1.4012 | 0.05065 | 162 | 111 | 37 | 14 |
337 | The new guy at the pet store misunderstood when you said guppy. | 1.4011 | 0.04883 | 187 | 131 | 37 | 19 |
338 | Rupert was beginning to think something was fishy about the dogfish the pet store sold him. | 1.4000 | 0.05335 | 160 | 113 | 30 | 17 |
339 | Let me out. I gotta pee. | 1.4000 | 0.04795 | 175 | 119 | 42 | 14 |
340 | Please don't tell me to roll over. | 1.4000 | 0.04920 | 185 | 130 | 36 | 19 |
341 | I’ll come out when you’re masked. | 1.4000 | 0.04708 | 190 | 131 | 42 | 17 |
342 | I know you really miss Goldie, but this just isn't working for me. | 1.4000 | 0.04465 | 190 | 127 | 50 | 13 |
343 | This is bowlshit! | 1.4000 | 0.05754 | 150 | 109 | 22 | 19 |
344 | What do you say we get a new pet sitter? | 1.3990 | 0.04703 | 203 | 143 | 39 | 21 |
345 | We’re out of catfish. | 1.3989 | 0.04559 | 188 | 127 | 47 | 14 |
346 | When I told you to get a dog bowl I didn't mean this. | 1.3989 | 0.04836 | 183 | 127 | 39 | 17 |
347 | The cat promised me a treat. | 1.3989 | 0.04669 | 178 | 120 | 45 | 13 |
348 | It's called quarantining! What do you think it was. | 1.3981 | 0.04264 | 211 | 142 | 54 | 15 |
349 | Good luck finding Nemo,Jerry. | 1.3976 | 0.05047 | 166 | 115 | 36 | 15 |
350 | The story about kissing a frog ... it's a scam. | 1.3975 | 0.04849 | 161 | 108 | 42 | 11 |
351 | I hated that you liked him better than me. | 1.3974 | 0.04698 | 156 | 102 | 46 | 8 |
352 | I'd rather be kept on a short leash. | 1.3967 | 0.04625 | 184 | 125 | 45 | 14 |
353 | I'm the victim here. | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
354 | And I suppose you walked the fish. | 1.3965 | 0.04333 | 227 | 158 | 48 | 21 |
355 | Can we go to the fish park? | 1.3961 | 0.05246 | 154 | 107 | 33 | 14 |
356 | I’m still a good boy, right? | 1.3961 | 0.05326 | 154 | 108 | 31 | 15 |
357 | He’s in a better place. | 1.3961 | 0.04997 | 154 | 104 | 39 | 11 |
358 | Teacup dogs are so 2019. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
359 | Luke, I'm your father. | 1.3953 | 0.05054 | 172 | 121 | 34 | 17 |
360 | I won't come out until you put the mask back on! | 1.3951 | 0.05207 | 162 | 114 | 32 | 16 |
361 | Never owned a dog before eh? | 1.3939 | 0.04991 | 165 | 114 | 37 | 14 |
362 | I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3939 | 0.05064 | 165 | 115 | 35 | 15 |
363 | Not exactly the dog bowl I had in mind. | 1.3933 | 0.04453 | 178 | 118 | 50 | 10 |
364 | What? You told me not to drink out of the toilet! | 1.3931 | 0.04894 | 173 | 120 | 38 | 15 |
365 | I told you he was too young for a magic set. | 1.3926 | 0.05032 | 163 | 113 | 36 | 14 |
366 | The fish are in the dog house. | 1.3926 | 0.05032 | 163 | 113 | 36 | 14 |
367 | Yes, I'm a terrier--but this is no terrarium. | 1.3925 | 0.04892 | 186 | 132 | 35 | 19 |
368 | I evolved. | 1.3923 | 0.04866 | 181 | 127 | 37 | 17 |
369 | You get best in show and suddenly you’re living in a fishbowl | 1.3923 | 0.04929 | 181 | 128 | 35 | 18 |
370 | Carl realized his mistake after dropping Goldie off at the vet to be neutered. | 1.3920 | 0.04869 | 199 | 144 | 32 | 23 |
371 | Don't look at me like that...He bit me first! | 1.3916 | 0.05704 | 143 | 103 | 24 | 16 |
372 | I'm cis dog, but I identify as goldfish." | 1.3916 | 0.05039 | 166 | 116 | 35 | 15 |
373 | Yeah, trust me I get it, I used to live in Brooklyn | 1.3915 | 0.04498 | 212 | 149 | 43 | 20 |
374 | It was a classic case of bait and switch! | 1.3910 | 0.05348 | 156 | 111 | 29 | 16 |
375 | Sorry, I thought you said "who's a good koi?" | 1.3909 | 0.04852 | 197 | 142 | 33 | 22 |
376 | What, you've never seen a dog bowl? | 1.3905 | 0.05044 | 169 | 119 | 34 | 16 |
377 | ...how long is the time-out this time? | 1.3904 | 0.05444 | 146 | 103 | 29 | 14 |
378 | I’m a puppy, not a guppy! | 1.3901 | 0.04452 | 182 | 122 | 49 | 11 |
379 | True. But you can't take a goldfish for a walk. | 1.3897 | 0.04493 | 195 | 134 | 46 | 15 |
380 | We're house swapping. | 1.3895 | 0.04325 | 190 | 127 | 52 | 11 |
381 | Well it got rid of my hiccups | 1.3892 | 0.04794 | 167 | 114 | 41 | 12 |
382 | The pet store thought you said puppy, not guppy. | 1.3889 | 0.04620 | 180 | 123 | 44 | 13 |
383 | It's their day off. | 1.3886 | 0.04404 | 193 | 131 | 49 | 13 |
384 | Be honest. Does this bowl make me look fat? | 1.3885 | 0.05242 | 157 | 111 | 31 | 15 |
385 | I drank all the water to get at the damn fish... now I gotta pee. Can you get me outa here? | 1.3883 | 0.04669 | 188 | 131 | 41 | 16 |
386 | I know this looks bad, but I swear it was the cat that ate Mr. Goldengills. | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
387 | Two reasons: hunger and thirst. | 1.3875 | 0.05169 | 160 | 113 | 32 | 15 |
388 | Shouldn't you be walking the fish? | 1.3873 | 0.05640 | 142 | 102 | 25 | 15 |
389 | But make it a snow globe and I'm out of here | 1.3873 | 0.04747 | 173 | 119 | 41 | 13 |
390 | After the fish, I was a bit thirsty. | 1.3871 | 0.04702 | 155 | 103 | 44 | 8 |
391 | I think you got the wrong kind of dog bowl. | 1.3869 | 0.05408 | 137 | 95 | 31 | 11 |
392 | Look, we can either solve the mystery of who ate Larry the goldfish or we can solve the mystery of how to get me out of here. | 1.3867 | 0.04731 | 181 | 126 | 40 | 15 |
393 | It was like this when I got here." | 1.3864 | 0.05118 | 132 | 88 | 37 | 7 |
394 | You realize I'll grow to whatever bowl I'm in, right? | 1.3862 | 0.04713 | 145 | 95 | 44 | 6 |
395 | How about a small fire hydrant? | 1.3861 | 0.04977 | 158 | 109 | 37 | 12 |
396 | My cardiologist said I need more fish in my diet. | 1.3861 | 0.05137 | 158 | 111 | 33 | 14 |
397 | Do you remember the story of Jonah? It's like that, only different. | 1.3858 | 0.05595 | 127 | 88 | 29 | 10 |
398 | I was both thirsty and hungry. | 1.3857 | 0.04923 | 140 | 93 | 40 | 7 |
399 | Yeah, well, you never asked how the ship got in the bottle. | 1.3855 | 0.04808 | 166 | 114 | 40 | 12 |
400 | When you named me Nemo, I wasn’t expecting this. | 1.3851 | 0.04654 | 174 | 119 | 43 | 12 |
401 | You think I'M the one that's trapped?!? | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
402 | I swear, I've been vaccinated. | 1.3846 | 0.04894 | 169 | 118 | 37 | 14 |
403 | It doesn’t look right, because it isn’t right. | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
404 | Hey, honest mistake, but I'm in the toy group, not the koi group. | 1.3838 | 0.04772 | 198 | 143 | 34 | 21 |
405 | It protects me from the cat. | 1.3838 | 0.04779 | 185 | 131 | 37 | 17 |
406 | Sorry, I don't know where the fish and cat went. | 1.3837 | 0.04761 | 172 | 119 | 40 | 13 |
407 | Go ahead,you can say it… I’m a dogfish. Now can you get me outta here please! | 1.3833 | 0.04679 | 180 | 125 | 41 | 14 |
408 | The goldfish are out in the back yard chasing a tennis ball. | 1.3829 | 0.05169 | 175 | 128 | 27 | 20 |
409 | Real funny, Hank. This is NOT what I meant when I requested a bigger dog bowl. | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
410 | You're head looks bigger from in here. | 1.3826 | 0.05682 | 149 | 110 | 21 | 18 |
411 | Are you done vacuuming? | 1.3819 | 0.04533 | 199 | 140 | 42 | 17 |
412 | You haven't changed my water for weeks. | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
413 | It's a terrierium. | 1.3817 | 0.05781 | 131 | 94 | 24 | 13 |
414 | But enough about me. How're the fish doing in the backyard? | 1.3813 | 0.04764 | 160 | 109 | 41 | 10 |
415 | Every dog has his dais. | 1.3813 | 0.05528 | 160 | 119 | 21 | 20 |
416 | Still best friends? | 1.3810 | 0.05317 | 147 | 104 | 30 | 13 |
417 | Would you please get Mom? | 1.3810 | 0.04393 | 189 | 129 | 48 | 12 |
418 | Tell me you're not going to flush me in a month. | 1.3810 | 0.04954 | 147 | 100 | 38 | 9 |
419 | He double dared me. | 1.3806 | 0.05484 | 134 | 94 | 29 | 11 |
420 | It turns out that I’m a pescatarian.” | 1.3798 | 0.05946 | 129 | 94 | 21 | 14 |
421 | What if I PROMISE to stop peeing on the carpet. | 1.3798 | 0.05633 | 129 | 91 | 27 | 11 |
422 | I see a sizable carpet stain in your future. | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
423 | “Don’t you get it? This is a crystal ball. I’m the only dead relative who is eager to see you.” | 1.3795 | 0.04949 | 166 | 117 | 35 | 14 |
424 | I think this falls into the category of "willing to do anything for a treat." | 1.3793 | 0.04717 | 174 | 121 | 40 | 13 |
425 | The goldfish are working remotely today. | 1.3791 | 0.05080 | 153 | 107 | 34 | 12 |
426 | So let me recapture: you left Goldie at the vet to be spayed? | 1.3786 | 0.05409 | 140 | 99 | 29 | 12 |
427 | I much preferred the cone, Bill. | 1.3786 | 0.05313 | 140 | 98 | 31 | 11 |
428 | You really cut corners with this doghouse. | 1.3785 | 0.04590 | 177 | 122 | 43 | 12 |
429 | tastes like chicken | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
430 | You look puzzled about why I'm here. How do you think I feel? | 1.3774 | 0.05178 | 159 | 114 | 30 | 15 |
431 | What? You never did anything stupid? | 1.3767 | 0.05336 | 146 | 104 | 29 | 13 |
432 | I saw it on Tik Tok. | 1.3765 | 0.04642 | 170 | 117 | 42 | 11 |
433 | The cat and the fish are now working as a team…consider yourself warned! | 1.3758 | 0.05257 | 149 | 106 | 30 | 13 |
434 | Now you are going to have to walk the fish | 1.3758 | 0.05592 | 149 | 110 | 22 | 17 |
435 | Darn, you found me. | 1.3750 | 0.04650 | 152 | 102 | 43 | 7 |
436 | I lost a bet. | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
437 | Well you wanted a goldfishdoodle | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
438 | I imagine you have questions, but first, I really need to get to a litterbox. | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
439 | You have not fed me in a week. You only think about yourself. I was hungry. It's that simple. | 1.3740 | 0.05666 | 131 | 94 | 25 | 12 |
440 | The cat lied. | 1.3734 | 0.05424 | 158 | 117 | 23 | 18 |
441 | There's a couple of urgent messages on the machine, from the pet shop and the optometrist. | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
442 | Yes it was worth it. | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
443 | I am both claustrophobic and agoraphobic at the same time. Ask Schrodinger. | 1.3723 | 0.05580 | 137 | 99 | 25 | 13 |
444 | The evidence is conclusive. It was the cat. | 1.3723 | 0.05384 | 137 | 97 | 29 | 11 |
445 | I'm a huskie, where's the snow? | 1.3718 | 0.04999 | 156 | 110 | 34 | 12 |
446 | The goldfish had to run some errands. | 1.3718 | 0.04916 | 156 | 109 | 36 | 11 |
447 | You live in your bubble,I'll live in mine. | 1.3716 | 0.05188 | 148 | 105 | 31 | 12 |
448 | And I thought the cone of shame was bad. | 1.3711 | 0.04851 | 159 | 111 | 37 | 11 |
449 | Wait til you see who's in the dog house out back. | 1.3710 | 0.04340 | 221 | 159 | 42 | 20 |
450 | Sure, I can roll over -- but only once. | 1.3704 | 0.05538 | 135 | 97 | 26 | 12 |
451 | You know you still have to walk me ? | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
452 | Really, it's not what it looks like. | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
453 | I'm pitching "Finding Fido" to Pixar | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
454 | No Marvin, I don't grant wishes, but I can chase the squirrels out of your tool shed | 1.3687 | 0.04907 | 160 | 113 | 35 | 12 |
455 | Honest! Just reach in and rub my tummy. | 1.3684 | 0.05795 | 133 | 98 | 21 | 14 |
456 | Your eyelids are getting heavy. You're getting sleepy now. You never owned a goldfish. | 1.3684 | 0.05337 | 152 | 111 | 26 | 15 |
457 | You ordered a dog bowl? | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
458 | You just got catfished. | 1.3681 | 0.05001 | 144 | 100 | 35 | 9 |
459 | I'll come out when you get your shots. | 1.3677 | 0.05180 | 155 | 112 | 29 | 14 |
460 | I am not a goldfish. I am a golden retreiver. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
461 | Me and the fish traded places. Better check the litter box. | 1.3675 | 0.05897 | 117 | 84 | 23 | 10 |
462 | If Shatner can do it, so can I | 1.3675 | 0.04625 | 166 | 115 | 41 | 10 |
463 | How was your walk with the fish? | 1.3673 | 0.04835 | 147 | 101 | 38 | 8 |
464 | Now I know why my barking bothers you | 1.3673 | 0.04619 | 196 | 142 | 36 | 18 |
465 | The cat dared me, what was I supposed to do? | 1.3672 | 0.04778 | 177 | 127 | 35 | 15 |
466 | Wow! Your nose looks really big from in here! | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
467 | Why don't you ask the cat? | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
468 | The fish in my cage is doing worse. | 1.3665 | 0.04801 | 161 | 113 | 37 | 11 |
469 | Actually, I wasn't thrilled about all of those walks | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
470 | Sorry. I was thirsty and the fish was just sort of there. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
471 | ‘It’s called Method Acting, Greg, look it up’ | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
472 | The cat told me I’d learn something in here. So far, nothing… | 1.3661 | 0.04665 | 183 | 131 | 37 | 15 |
473 | I need to go outside. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
474 | I rhyme with guppy | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
475 | You think this is weird? Check out what’s in the litter box. | 1.3653 | 0.04443 | 167 | 114 | 45 | 8 |
476 | Yeah, the cat ate the goldfish and I ate the cat. | 1.3652 | 0.04756 | 178 | 128 | 35 | 15 |
477 | So the ship-in-the-bottle project got a tad too daunting? | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
478 | It wasn't easy. | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
479 | I hate to be petty, but are you sure that you've been vaccinated? | 1.3646 | 0.04626 | 192 | 139 | 36 | 17 |
480 | No, I don't know what happened to the catfish. | 1.3643 | 0.05712 | 129 | 94 | 23 | 12 |
481 | Look, Frankie - I don't like this any more than you do; but the landlord is on her way, so please just "play fish", okay? | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
482 | I realize now - it was a mistake to bite Merlin. | 1.3636 | 0.04713 | 187 | 136 | 34 | 17 |
483 | I think both of our glasses are too small. | 1.3636 | 0.04945 | 165 | 119 | 32 | 14 |
484 | And I maintain that a dogfish is actually a kind of small shark. | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
485 | You’re the one who threw the ball. What was I supposed to do? | 1.3631 | 0.04667 | 179 | 128 | 37 | 14 |
486 | I'm just as amazed as you are. | 1.3631 | 0.04879 | 157 | 111 | 35 | 11 |
487 | How did you get out? | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
488 | Never seen a Shep in a bottle? | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
489 | Not much training in dog sitting I presume. | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
490 | You can refer to me as "They'. | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
491 | The sushi was delicious! | 1.3618 | 0.04988 | 152 | 108 | 33 | 11 |
492 | Are you feeling guilty yet? | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
493 | I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time... | 1.3616 | 0.04492 | 177 | 124 | 42 | 11 |
494 | Did you know your daughter is a witch? | 1.3613 | 0.05814 | 119 | 86 | 23 | 10 |
495 | You put the goldfish in my water bowl, right? | 1.3611 | 0.04777 | 180 | 131 | 33 | 16 |
496 | Alexa, I said dog bowl. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
497 | ET TU CANIS? | 1.3609 | 0.05478 | 133 | 96 | 26 | 11 |
498 | I know you're mad, but you should be more worried about the fish in the kennel. | 1.3609 | 0.05478 | 133 | 96 | 26 | 11 |
499 | You promised me snowflakes. | 1.3608 | 0.04770 | 158 | 111 | 37 | 10 |
500 | If you let me out, I promise not to poop in your shoes ever again. | 1.3608 | 0.04854 | 158 | 112 | 35 | 11 |
501 | He said I could have his place when he left for the coast. | 1.3608 | 0.04770 | 158 | 111 | 37 | 10 |
502 | I expected scrutiny, but not life in a fishbowl. | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
503 | But in the end, don’t we all live in some version of a plastic hamster wheel? | 1.3605 | 0.04917 | 147 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
504 | I identify as a water spaniel. | 1.3602 | 0.04540 | 161 | 111 | 42 | 8 |
505 | If you can’t eat them, join them. | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
506 | Face it, you're never going to get the hang of dog ownership. | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
507 | This is my metaverse. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
508 | What, you’ve never seen a Dog Fish? | 1.3597 | 0.05499 | 139 | 102 | 24 | 13 |
509 | Why, yes, I'd love to go out. | 1.3595 | 0.04784 | 153 | 107 | 37 | 9 |
510 | you're the owner! You tell me! | 1.3593 | 0.04896 | 167 | 121 | 32 | 14 |
511 | He traded me this for my bicycle. | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
512 | You said you wanted me to learn new tricks. | 1.3590 | 0.04633 | 156 | 108 | 40 | 8 |
513 | Got any more fish? | 1.3586 | 0.05149 | 145 | 104 | 30 | 11 |
514 | On the upside, I won't need dinner tonight... | 1.3576 | 0.04914 | 151 | 107 | 34 | 10 |
515 | You look like you've never seen a dogfish before. | 1.3571 | 0.04871 | 168 | 122 | 32 | 14 |
516 | Weren't YOU supposed to be in a bubble? | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
517 | More fish and a little less water this time. | 1.3571 | 0.04646 | 168 | 119 | 38 | 11 |
518 | Do you realise how ridiculous you look in those glasses? | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
519 | Have you checked the park? | 1.3567 | 0.04867 | 157 | 112 | 34 | 11 |
520 | Try seeing it from my perspective. | 1.3567 | 0.04951 | 157 | 113 | 32 | 12 |
521 | This is not what I meant by a dog bowl. | 1.3566 | 0.05472 | 143 | 106 | 23 | 14 |
522 | Great view but it's not quite right, let's try the birdcage again. | 1.3566 | 0.04801 | 143 | 99 | 37 | 7 |
523 | I'm not ready to quit socially distancing. | 1.3566 | 0.05195 | 143 | 103 | 29 | 11 |
524 | I lost a bet with Goldie. | 1.3562 | 0.04532 | 146 | 99 | 42 | 5 |
525 | I really, really have to pee. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
526 | I'll come out when you get vaccinated. | 1.3559 | 0.04692 | 177 | 128 | 35 | 14 |
527 | It's a long story | 1.3557 | 0.04769 | 149 | 104 | 37 | 8 |
528 | Seems we were wrong about a terrarium being a doghouse for terriers. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
529 | You are what you eat | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
530 | She should be back Sunday. I'm just bowlsitting." | 1.3554 | 0.05733 | 121 | 88 | 23 | 10 |
531 | He said I could have 3 wishes. | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
532 | My bowl was empty. | 1.3552 | 0.04449 | 183 | 130 | 41 | 12 |
533 | Now, let's not jump to conclusions. | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
534 | There are many more fish in the sea | 1.3548 | 0.04529 | 186 | 134 | 38 | 14 |
535 | The cat and I have come to an agreement | 1.3548 | 0.04907 | 155 | 111 | 33 | 11 |
536 | You may not have to walk me anymore, but the clean up won't be pretty. | 1.3544 | 0.04842 | 158 | 113 | 34 | 11 |
537 | Tell the fish he can have my old bowl | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
538 | It was a magic fish and gave the cat three wishes. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
539 | If you can see me, you ate the wrong mushrooms. | 1.3540 | 0.04697 | 161 | 114 | 37 | 10 |
540 | Couldn't I just wear a mask? | 1.3540 | 0.05016 | 161 | 118 | 29 | 14 |
541 | Puppy, guppy: two different things. | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
542 | He was delicious. But now I've got to pee really bad. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
543 | See, there’s lots of kinds of bowls. This is a fish bowl. What I need is a dog bowl. With dog food in it. | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
544 | I told you that fish was trouble. | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
545 | I'm trying to cut down on red meat. | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
546 | Not quite what I meant when I asked him to pick me up a "new dog bowl". | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
547 | You were giving the fish far too much attention. | 1.3529 | 0.05282 | 119 | 83 | 30 | 6 |
548 | I really miss your fish,too. | 1.3526 | 0.04458 | 190 | 137 | 39 | 14 |
549 | Yes, I drank all the water, but I didn’t eat the fish! | 1.3526 | 0.04965 | 156 | 113 | 31 | 12 |
550 | Not until you vax or mask. | 1.3526 | 0.05288 | 156 | 117 | 23 | 16 |
551 | I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
552 | A better question may be why are you out there? | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
553 | It's less about how I got here and more about the ironies of life. | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
554 | The previous occupant died | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
555 | Frankly I don’t know how I managed to do this either. | 1.3520 | 0.04580 | 179 | 129 | 37 | 13 |
556 | Yeah,the fish is in the doghouse right now. | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
557 | But can you tell a goldfish to 'Sit'? | 1.3515 | 0.04614 | 165 | 117 | 38 | 10 |
558 | Dave? Look at me, Dave. Enter the code now, Dave. | 1.3515 | 0.05072 | 165 | 123 | 26 | 16 |
559 | You promised there would be snow! | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
560 | I'm a terrarium dog. It works on Etsy. | 1.3510 | 0.04717 | 151 | 106 | 37 | 8 |
561 | Look,Gary,if you wanted a fish,you should have gotten a fish. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
562 | I couldn't decide whether to go as an astronaut or a goldfish... either way, I could use a hand getting out of here | 1.3506 | 0.05091 | 154 | 113 | 28 | 13 |
563 | That goldfish is one clever bastard. | 1.3503 | 0.05336 | 157 | 119 | 21 | 17 |
564 | Our house swap is probably even tougher on Goldie | 1.3500 | 0.04624 | 160 | 113 | 38 | 9 |
565 | I’m a dog out of water. | 1.3500 | 0.04747 | 140 | 97 | 37 | 6 |
566 | No, thanks. I just had sushi. But I really need to potty! | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
567 | You’ve got your bubble, I’ve got mine. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
568 | How would you react if I said I need to go outside? | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
569 | Look, I was really thirsty, and when I was done, I didn't want to leave a fish out of water. | 1.3497 | 0.05182 | 143 | 104 | 28 | 11 |
570 | They’re walking the goldfish. Can I have some fresh water? | 1.3497 | 0.05276 | 143 | 105 | 26 | 12 |
571 | Once again - Puppy. Not Guppy. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
572 | And your wife is now out walking the goldfish! | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
573 | Did you read the instructions? | 1.3493 | 0.05197 | 146 | 107 | 27 | 12 |
574 | You can try, but this will not stop me from licking myself. | 1.3490 | 0.05210 | 149 | 110 | 26 | 13 |
575 | See what happens when you don't fill my water dish? | 1.3487 | 0.04962 | 152 | 110 | 31 | 11 |
576 | The message in the crystal ball was clear, but Herb started to wonder if Maria the Fortune Teller was the same Maria who owned Maria's Pet Store. | 1.3487 | 0.05135 | 152 | 112 | 27 | 13 |
577 | Where are the snowflakes? | 1.3486 | 0.04503 | 175 | 125 | 39 | 11 |
578 | Don’t just look at me like that- DO SOMETHING- NOW NOW | 1.3481 | 0.05595 | 135 | 101 | 21 | 13 |
579 | I told you I could do tricks | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 164 | 117 | 37 | 10 |
580 | I believe I’m fully hydrated. | 1.3473 | 0.04408 | 167 | 117 | 42 | 8 |
581 | Why can't you just get a gold fish? | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
582 | I really have to pee now. | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 85 | 30 | 6 |
583 | I was born a goldfish but as you can see, my transitioning efforts have been nothing short of spectacular. | 1.3471 | 0.04356 | 170 | 119 | 43 | 8 |
584 | Well, yes, I do feel like a fish out of water. | 1.3469 | 0.04695 | 147 | 103 | 37 | 7 |
585 | All I wanted was a sip of water, I swear! | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
586 | I don’t care. I still want you to wear a mask near me. | 1.3468 | 0.04822 | 173 | 128 | 30 | 15 |
587 | Well, the vet DID say I could benefit from a little wet food now and then. | 1.3467 | 0.04729 | 150 | 106 | 36 | 8 |
588 | I'm avoiding meat these days. | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
589 | Hey, I squeezed in here, now write a winning caption. | 1.3465 | 0.05632 | 127 | 94 | 22 | 11 |
590 | Is it too late to choose the crate? | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
591 | The snow in this one is yellow. | 1.3464 | 0.05106 | 153 | 113 | 27 | 13 |
592 | Like neutering wasn't enough?! | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
593 | This may sound strange, but I actually prefer the Cone of Shame. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
594 | What, you've never seen a dog fish before? | 1.3462 | 0.04516 | 156 | 109 | 40 | 7 |
595 | Beats me. Maybe check my leash for a giant fish? | 1.3462 | 0.05117 | 156 | 116 | 26 | 14 |
596 | I’m a Pisces. | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
597 | This isn’t at all like the pictures you posted in GrrrBnB...... | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
598 | And, like, you don't live in a bubble? | 1.3459 | 0.05342 | 133 | 97 | 26 | 10 |
599 | Until vaccines for dogs. | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
600 | Sorry, but his is as crazy and erotic as your acid trip is going to get. | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
601 | I still can’t take you to work. | 1.3457 | 0.04901 | 162 | 119 | 30 | 13 |
602 | Ok, so… funny story… | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
603 | Yes, your fish are still in the bowl !! | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
604 | Would you be so kind as to fetch me a stick? | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
605 | When my COVID test results come back, I’m outta here. | 1.3451 | 0.06129 | 113 | 85 | 17 | 11 |
606 | Ah, there you are! Just have to find the cat and the fish now. | 1.3451 | 0.04798 | 142 | 100 | 35 | 7 |
607 | The cat dared me to do it. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
608 | This way neither of us has to wear a face mask. | 1.3448 | 0.05214 | 145 | 107 | 26 | 12 |
609 | Karma's a bitch. | 1.3445 | 0.05526 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
610 | Go fetch yourself. | 1.3440 | 0.05093 | 125 | 88 | 31 | 6 |
611 | Perhaps this will get you to fill my water bowl | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
612 | You're gonna need a bigger bowl. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
613 | What's the saying about glass houses and throwing bones? | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
614 | You better check the dog house for Nemo... | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
615 | Ok. If you let me out I’ll get the vaccine. | 1.3431 | 0.04908 | 137 | 97 | 33 | 7 |
616 | You couldn't try a crate like everybody else? | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
617 | The cat goes after the fish, I go after the cat. What do you want from me anyway! | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
618 | First I got hungry for the fish, then I got thirsty. Now, let me out. | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
619 | There's certainly nothing fishy about this. | 1.3427 | 0.05261 | 143 | 106 | 25 | 12 |
620 | If you think this is upsetting, I don’t recommend you go out to the doghouse. | 1.3427 | 0.04770 | 143 | 101 | 35 | 7 |
621 | And then he said....I will be right back. | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
622 | In my defense, you're the one who keeps forgetting to refill my water bowl. | 1.3424 | 0.04057 | 184 | 128 | 49 | 7 |
623 | It's time to see your eye doctor. I'm not a fish. | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
624 | If you’re wondering the goldfish is in the yard digging holes. | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
625 | Snow globes without snow? It's global warming. | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
626 | Do you realize that saying "Stay Rex, stay" is redundant? | 1.3415 | 0.05636 | 123 | 91 | 22 | 10 |
627 | What? You've never regretted an impulsive decision? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
628 | You didn’t believe me when I said I was hungry | 1.3407 | 0.05580 | 135 | 102 | 20 | 13 |
629 | Get in here where it's safe | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
630 | Try blaming your farts on me now! | 1.3406 | 0.05586 | 138 | 105 | 19 | 14 |
631 | So...just stating the obvious here... but those weren't sea monkeys the gypsy gave you. | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
632 | I'm finding this very uncomfortable, but I'm more concerned about how the goldfish is doing in the doghouse. | 1.3403 | 0.04357 | 191 | 139 | 39 | 13 |
633 | "I'm a dogfish. What do you think I am?" | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
634 | Wanna play fetch and release? | 1.3400 | 0.04520 | 150 | 105 | 39 | 6 |
635 | Let’s try the flea meds again | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
636 | Yes, it was worth it. I've never eaten a live goldfish | 1.3397 | 0.04592 | 156 | 111 | 37 | 8 |
637 | Yeah the snow's turning yellow. What do you expect?! | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
638 | I HAD to... someone left the toilet seat down! | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
639 | The cat is harmless, you said. The fish are safe, you said. Cats don't get shrink-ray eyes on Halloween, you said. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
640 | Brian gazed a the crystal ball and wondered if he was getting a little husky. | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
641 | Pet Exchange Program | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
642 | It beats wearing a mask. | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
643 | For years, Tom's modest experiments with rapid evolution bore no discernable results. Then one morning his work took a surprising and exciting turn: his goldfish had spawned a small canine. | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
644 | You look fat. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
645 | I admit it looks fishy. | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
646 | It was delicious but too moist, | 1.3376 | 0.04829 | 157 | 115 | 31 | 11 |
647 | If you can hear me, it's time to rethink some of your recent life choices. | 1.3374 | 0.04940 | 163 | 122 | 27 | 14 |
648 | I don’t know why you’re so confused—they told you at Animal Rescue that I am a water dog…and pescatarian… | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
649 | Can’t wait to see the look on the cats face. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
650 | OK, I'm sitting. Now what else should I do? | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
651 | New terrierarium. | 1.3364 | 0.05957 | 110 | 82 | 19 | 9 |
652 | Now, I know it looks fishy, but... | 1.3364 | 0.06364 | 110 | 85 | 13 | 12 |
653 | To be honest, Professor Schrödinger, I preferred the old version. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
654 | Oh sorry, I felt like fish tonight | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
655 | The salesman said it was a terrierium. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
656 | I promise she will not find it as funny as you do. | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
657 | Better to live here than to be a fish out of water. | 1.3357 | 0.05130 | 140 | 103 | 27 | 10 |
658 | I don't feel like a rescue. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
659 | The seafood was good, but I'm out of water. | 1.3333 | 0.05150 | 117 | 83 | 29 | 5 |
660 | Curiosity didn't kill the cat, curiosity caught the cat. | 1.3333 | 0.05746 | 126 | 96 | 18 | 12 |
661 | This reflects more on you than it does me. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
662 | The Pup-Guppy marked the beginning of the end of pet hybridization. | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
663 | The cat made me do it. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
664 | Because you're a covidiot, that's why. | 1.3333 | 0.05631 | 102 | 73 | 24 | 5 |
665 | Now its just you and me | 1.3333 | 0.05275 | 102 | 71 | 28 | 3 |
666 | I'm not a goldfish, Ted. I remember full well that you left me alone all day. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
667 | I'm still waiting for you to get the vaccine... | 1.3333 | 0.05341 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
668 | Now's not the time to be Koi! | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
669 | He was delicious. Do have any more? | 1.3333 | 0.04698 | 150 | 108 | 34 | 8 |
670 | I'm beta testing. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
671 | He didn’t leave a note, but he told me I could have his bowl. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
672 | ‘To catch the ball, you must become one with the ball.’ | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 186 | 137 | 36 | 13 |
673 | It’s a dog-eat-fish world, Steve. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
674 | I guess “no-krill” dog shelter was not a typo… | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
675 | I slipped. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
676 | Did you even read the instructions?” | 1.3333 | 0.05554 | 132 | 100 | 20 | 12 |
677 | This is the cat’s fault…somehow. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
678 | I chewed up the little ship you built in here. | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
679 | The Magic 8-Ball says "Arf". | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
680 | A little privacy, please! | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
681 | I lost a bet with the goldfish. | 1.3307 | 0.05707 | 127 | 97 | 18 | 12 |
682 | Really, I'm just bowl sitting while they're on vacation. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
683 | It looked completely different on Airbnb" | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
684 | The guppies were delicious! | 1.3303 | 0.06121 | 109 | 83 | 16 | 10 |
685 | Not the kind of dog bowl I expected. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
686 | Yes, I was wondering about it myself. | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
687 | Maybe a fish is really more your style. | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
688 | How’d you get out there? | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
689 | I said “Pet guppy” | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
690 | No, not again." (by the students of 4B at The Center for Early Education | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
691 | This isn't what I meant when I said I didn't like the crate. | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
692 | Well actually I'm a goldfish retriever | 1.3285 | 0.05394 | 137 | 104 | 21 | 12 |
693 | Yes, it's a bit on the small side, but the price and location can't be beat. | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
694 | Sorry, I ordered the wrong dog bowl | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
695 | Don't even think about flushing me down the toilet. | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
696 | I’m water spaniel | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
697 | Please respect my safe space. | 1.3281 | 0.05332 | 128 | 95 | 24 | 9 |
698 | Man’s best friend, my foot. | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
699 | Just because I have a three second attention span doesn’t mean I deserve this. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
700 | Let me tell you. The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
701 | Seriously, this is your idea of a doggie bowl? | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
702 | Actually, I changed my mind. Let's try the crate again. | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
703 | Thanks for my new water bowl. It even had a snack in it. | 1.3271 | 0.06053 | 107 | 81 | 17 | 9 |
704 | look, if you want to go walkies during a pandemic, go for it, me, I'm staying in here | 1.3269 | 0.06178 | 104 | 79 | 16 | 9 |
705 | I'm still waiting for the CDC to approve COVID pet vaccinations. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
706 | I was hungry AND thirsty. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
707 | I'm just holding his place in line. He said he would be right back. | 1.3265 | 0.05213 | 147 | 112 | 22 | 13 |
708 | Honestly, I just kissed her. | 1.3261 | 0.05261 | 138 | 104 | 23 | 11 |
709 | They didn’t leave a forwarding address. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
710 | I'm not coming out until you get vaccinated. Just like when I have to get my rabies shot. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
711 | I promise, I'll never go on the carpet again! | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
712 | I'm not happy about the shoe incident either, but this is extreme. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
713 | So, you want to know what happened? Ok, you be me, and I'll be the goldfish. Then... | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
714 | The only jelly beans left were colors that you don't like anyway. | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
715 | Dan, the expression is, "Give a dog a bone. A BONE." | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
716 | I miss the days where if you misbehaved, they put you in the doghouse. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
717 | The glass is always cleaner on the other side. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
718 | I made a bet with the goldfish. I lost. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
719 | I gotta pee! | 1.3247 | 0.05120 | 154 | 118 | 22 | 14 |
720 | Really, Jim, you seriously need to get new glasses. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
721 | I swear, there was no goldfish in here when I climbed in! | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
722 | We're not off to a great start. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
723 | No sir. I'm a puppy, not a guppy. | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
724 | Ask again later. | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
725 | You have your bubble. I have mine. | 1.3237 | 0.05327 | 139 | 106 | 21 | 12 |
726 | To be fair, the fish was going in the toilet anyway. | 1.3235 | 0.05206 | 136 | 102 | 24 | 10 |
727 | 'Hmm... I should probably get my meds adjusted' | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
728 | The goldfish ate my homework. | 1.3233 | 0.05395 | 133 | 101 | 21 | 11 |
729 | I'm just as surprised as you are. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
730 | Funny story.... | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
731 | Reginald sensed that he wasn't cut out for pet ownership. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
732 | ... and that's how the goldfish wound up in the doghouse. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
733 | What do you mean what happened to the fish? | 1.3228 | 0.05577 | 127 | 97 | 19 | 11 |
734 | Fish pellets are fine...anything but beans. | 1.3228 | 0.05348 | 127 | 95 | 23 | 9 |
735 | Sorry about the goldfish. Can I come out now? | 1.3228 | 0.04774 | 158 | 118 | 29 | 11 |
736 | Fetch? Really? | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
737 | Who wasn’t a good dog? | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
738 | I miss our walks together. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
739 | I was really thirsty! | 1.3219 | 0.04655 | 146 | 106 | 33 | 7 |
740 | Shower, shave and get some coffee and then we'll talk. | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
741 | I heard “sit, fish” not “sit, fetch”! | 1.3217 | 0.05214 | 143 | 109 | 22 | 12 |
742 | I don’t think I should swim on a full stomach. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
743 | Hey, if I was a 3-masted schooner you wouldn't be at all surprised! | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
744 | Can I have some water…? | 1.3214 | 0.05196 | 140 | 106 | 23 | 11 |
745 | Is there no place to hide? | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
746 | Hey, look at me. I'm an English Bowldog. | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
747 | What, you were expecting Barbara Eden? | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
748 | You think this is weird? Where are your eyes? | 1.3208 | 0.06222 | 106 | 82 | 14 | 10 |
749 | Alright I’ll give it a shot, but I’m telling you if the goldfish is curled up in my spot in front of the fireplace, neither one of us is going to be very happy. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
750 | The rent was reasonable, there’s lots of natural light, and they allowed pets. So, I thought, hey, I can compromise a little on the space, right? | 1.3208 | 0.06222 | 106 | 82 | 14 | 10 |
751 | Francis, you got the wrong book. Not How to Raise a Guppy! | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
752 | You can wish all you want. It still doesn't make you a catfish. | 1.3205 | 0.04897 | 156 | 118 | 26 | 12 |
753 | I know you ordered a talking fish, but maybe it's time to count our blessings? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
754 | In the Metaverse everyone thinks I'm a dog. | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
755 | Could you pour in some water so I can practice my dog paddle? | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
756 | I really have to pee. Don't ask about Goldie. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
757 | Let me guess. Taking the goldfish out for a walk in the park didn't go too well, huh? | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
758 | I know . . . I've been looking for them myself. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
759 | I got stuck going after the cat. | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
760 | So, if I say 'Trump won' five times, you'll let me out of here? | 1.3197 | 0.05015 | 147 | 111 | 25 | 11 |
761 | It’s boy in a bubble, not good boy in a bubble | 1.3197 | 0.05614 | 122 | 93 | 19 | 10 |
762 | The fish were good, but boy do I have to pee. | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
763 | Tap the glass and I'll bite you. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
764 | I’ve always identified as a goldfish | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
765 | I was getting tired of the usual tricks. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
766 | You still have to walk me you know. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
767 | I'm sorry Dave - I can't open the pod doors. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
768 | A life sentence for one goldfish? | 1.3187 | 0.06790 | 91 | 71 | 11 | 9 |
769 | No, no, I'm a GOLDFISH retriever. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
770 | Anything's possible with the right camera angle, my friend. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
771 | Never seen a dogfish before? | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
772 | Very funny. Mixed petaphor. | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
773 | When you die, I bet she orders a Forever-Replica of you also. | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
774 | Yes you're handsome. Now let me out. | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
775 | But I was really thirsty and you closed the toilet lid! | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
776 | They told you today's cannibis is not the same as the joints you smoked in college | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
777 | This isn't what I meant when I told you I needed a new water bowl. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
778 | Political correctness be damned. I'm just going to say it: you're married to a witch. | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
779 | I couldn't resist, I was hungry and thirsty. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
780 | How about a little hydrant? | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
781 | I know the situation looks a bit fishy | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
782 | Ben's OCD did not prevent him from having a pet dog. | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
783 | A young Stanley Grzminski, the inventor of the conference room, envisions the future. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
784 | I know that I’m not a goldfish. I’m just playing koi. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
785 | Goldie told me to say goodbye. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
786 | Listen pal, I'm a talking dog...don't you think we're aiming a bit low here? | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
787 | Maybe just focus on how the hell you're gonna walk the goldfish. | 1.3167 | 0.04877 | 120 | 86 | 30 | 4 |
788 | I ate the fish and drank the water. Deal with it. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
789 | I know you are worried about covid-19 but don't you think you are taking this a little too far? | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
790 | Everything just looks a little safer from in here | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
791 | No no, Schrödinger, this is not the right way! | 1.3162 | 0.04633 | 136 | 98 | 33 | 5 |
792 | A hydrant! A hydrant! My fishbowl for a hydrant! | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
793 | I'm nonbinary. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
794 | You fetch, moron. Sit is all you’re getting out of me. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
795 | You're not going to believe this. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
796 | What happened to the little castle? | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
797 | You look like you’ve put on weight. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
798 | Dogfish, smart ass! | 1.3154 | 0.05354 | 130 | 99 | 21 | 10 |
799 | Could you shake the globe? I love chasing the snowflakes. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
800 | I just wanted to swim a mile in another pet’s fins. It’s an empathy thing. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
801 | My pronouns are still he/him | 1.3150 | 0.05556 | 127 | 98 | 18 | 11 |
802 | Only you can release me from this metaphor gone wrong. | 1.3150 | 0.05556 | 127 | 98 | 18 | 11 |
803 | I’m more of a catfish person. | 1.3147 | 0.05004 | 143 | 108 | 25 | 10 |
804 | Well, it was a really fat fish. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
805 | No, I didn't eat the fish. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
806 | I'm one step ahead of the cat." | 1.3143 | 0.05178 | 140 | 107 | 22 | 11 |
807 | Please accept that I can't be what you want me to be. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
808 | No idea what happened to the fish. But I did drink the water. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
809 | I’ve long struggled with my identity. | 1.3137 | 0.04771 | 153 | 115 | 28 | 10 |
810 | It's a cat thing. You wouldn't understand. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
811 | The fish? I'd like to have an attorney present." | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
812 | Uh, remember the goldfish and the cat? | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
813 | I guess it's not the water that has you upset. | 1.3137 | 0.04493 | 153 | 112 | 34 | 7 |
814 | Please can you overfeed me now? | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
815 | Eating the fish was the easy part - you try drinking all that water ! | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
816 | I’m a Just-Add-Water Spaniel. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
817 | OK, no more questions. Just break the damn glass! | 1.3130 | 0.05841 | 115 | 89 | 16 | 10 |
818 | This is what happens when you order a Dogfish on line “ Eisenstein | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
819 | How am I ever going to feel comfortable licking my ‘private parts’? | 1.3125 | 0.05518 | 128 | 99 | 18 | 11 |
820 | So, you live in a bubble, I live in a bubble, what's the big deal? | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
821 | That's cute that you think I'm the only one of us in a bubble. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
822 | Woof? | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
823 | At least he didn't put me in the microwave. | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
824 | That’s right, Andy … I’m a pescatarian. | 1.3118 | 0.06661 | 93 | 73 | 11 | 9 |
825 | It all depends on your point of view. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
826 | So this is my punishment for winning at "Go Fish" | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
827 | I'm in the doghouse, too, pal. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
828 | I was thirsty and hungry. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
829 | So anyway, the goldfish is outside chasing squirrels. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
830 | I needed my own space. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
831 | Did you ever wonder how the ship got in the bottle? | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
832 | (Bark!) | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
833 | You know the PETA people are able to see this cartoon, right? | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
834 | That’s right, rub it and repeat three times, who’s a good boy! | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
835 | Even worse, there’s a giant goldfish outside, tied to the tree. | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
836 | Laddie! Get Help!! | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
837 | You walked the fish, didn't you? | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
838 | I have to pee. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
839 | Instead of thinking outside the box I'm trying to think inside the bowl. | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
840 | Yeah, about the catfish. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
841 | Poor Jeff had lost his eyes, so he could not have seen his goldfishes great Halloween costume | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
842 | Do you still like genetic engineering? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
843 | No, I didn't eat him. The bowl was empty when I got here! | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
844 | Sorry, Fred. This is worse than the time I ate chocolate. | 1.3093 | 0.06448 | 97 | 76 | 12 | 9 |
845 | If you had remembered to feed me, I wouldn't have had to eat the goldfish. | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
846 | I suppose you'll be taking the fish for a walk now? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
847 | More importantly, what are you doing out there? | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
848 | If I were you, I'd be more concerned about the giant goldfish in your pool. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
849 | No, I'm 'fish bowl' size. That's one up from 'tea cup.' | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
850 | Gary, I want a new urn. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
851 | I ate the goldfish and then I got thirsty. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
852 | You think this is bad, go see what the goldfish just did on the living room rug. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
853 | Fish? I don't know anything about a fish. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
854 | You've got to stop treating me like your ex, Phil. | 1.3083 | 0.05773 | 120 | 94 | 15 | 11 |
855 | Tuesday is sushi day. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
856 | ....can't we just go back to me finding a spot in the backyard ? | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
857 | You know, a kennel is more traditional | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
858 | Obviously you're confused. Try to Google Dogfish | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
859 | So, you want out? | 1.3077 | 0.06273 | 104 | 82 | 12 | 10 |
860 | It's going to be a steep learning curve, Ted. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
861 | Is there dessert? | 1.3077 | 0.05624 | 117 | 90 | 18 | 9 |
862 | Don’t act like you haven’t done weirder things | 1.3077 | 0.05220 | 130 | 99 | 22 | 9 |
863 | Wow, this curved glass makes you look like Mr. Potato Head....Just kidding, Larry. The glass has nothing to do with it. | 1.3077 | 0.05624 | 117 | 90 | 18 | 9 |
864 | Ok, ok. Tell me your three wishes | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
865 | It beats drinking out of the toilet bowl. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
866 | "Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
867 | I asked for a catfish. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
868 | I fell in here when I was just a puppy. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
869 | The fish sends his regards. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
870 | . . . no thanks, I'll just stay here until after 2024." | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
871 | And please take the collar off the fish. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
872 | Wrong dog bowl... | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
873 | I was hungry, and then I was thirsty | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
874 | This wasn’t what I meant when I asked you to fill my bowl. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
875 | Did you notice my bark is louder? | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
876 | He said we were only going to swap for five minutes. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
877 | Goldfish are overrated | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
878 | I feel the same way. | 1.3061 | 0.04885 | 147 | 112 | 25 | 10 |
879 | The fish had it coming. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
880 | The grass is always greener. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
881 | As a cis-species canine, I now understand my privilege and the struggles of the trans-species community | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
882 | Dwayne yearned to pet his nonfungible meta-dog. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
883 | Shake me and see the flees jump. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
884 | Clearly there’s been something lost in translation. I asked the genie for some fish in my dog bowl. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
885 | Okay,I can roll with this for the party but no goddamn fake snow. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
886 | you said koi but your genie heard corgi. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
887 | OK, either you're dreaming, or I am. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
888 | My point is that you can flush me down the toilet, but don't send me to a farm upstate. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
889 | Elmer regretted not buying ‘Dog’s For Dummies’ | 1.3047 | 0.04648 | 128 | 93 | 31 | 4 |
890 | How should I know what happened to the fish? | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
891 | You’re not the only one who misses their little pandemic bubble. | 1.3047 | 0.05497 | 128 | 100 | 17 | 11 |
892 | It's an echo chamber in here, but at least I've got a woof over my head | 1.3047 | 0.05268 | 128 | 98 | 21 | 9 |
893 | you misunderstood the meaning of dogfish… | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
894 | Want me to roll over? | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
895 | I'll remain in here until someone eliminates garlic from their diet. | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
896 | Laika? I barely knew her! | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
897 | Actually, I’d prefer a pedestal. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
898 | I’ve felt like this ever since I first heard the phrase “pandemic pet”…. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
899 | It all started when I wished for a showcase home in which I didn't have to tolerate constant petting from humans...poof...and here I am. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
900 | I don't know about you-but this looks very fishy to me! | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
901 | Welcome to the Terrierdome. | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
902 | … Meanwhile at the miniature dog research laboratory, Carl conducts extreme weather tolerance tests using a snow globe… | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
903 | You're out of edibles. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
904 | Okay Mr. inventor , how are you planning to scoop? | 1.3036 | 0.05927 | 112 | 88 | 14 | 10 |
905 | A walk would do both of us some good. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
906 | Bought it from a goldfish, but not sure I like living in a glass house. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
907 | Not what I meant when I said I needed a dog bowl. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
908 | I saved it from drowning. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
909 | What did you think a dog fish was? | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
910 | Because it was there. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
911 | This whole unfortunate situation could’ve been avoided with a can of tuna. | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
912 | Just until you get your booster. Think if it as me protecting YOU. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
913 | It's a dog eat dog world inside the snowglobe these days. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
914 | You didn't notice you were walking the goldfish? | 1.3028 | 0.06044 | 109 | 86 | 13 | 10 |
915 | I think I've mastered playing koi. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
916 | I hope this one lives, we can't afford to block the toilet again. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
917 | Perhaps you were expecting a catfish my friend | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
918 | It looked roomier on Zillow. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
919 | You ever get the feeling that you’re in a New Yorker cartoon? | 1.3023 | 0.06834 | 86 | 68 | 10 | 8 |
920 | I swear, it started with a glance and just got out of hand. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
921 | The goldfish are on vacation. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
922 | I ate it all. Now I can't get out | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
923 | Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. | 1.3017 | 0.05640 | 116 | 90 | 17 | 9 |
924 | You ate the fish AND drank the water!?! | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
925 | Well, you wanted a designer dog that you didn't have to walk. | 1.3017 | 0.04777 | 116 | 84 | 29 | 3 |
926 | Im identifying as a gold fish | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
927 | Not to be the turd in the punch bowl, but you’re about to have a turd in your punch bowl. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
928 | So this is what it's like to wear glasses! Weird! It's like living in a fish bowl. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
929 | Who's a good fishdog? | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
930 | I’m ready for liftoff. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
931 | The good news is the cat is fine. | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
932 | Would you believe… lampreydoodle? | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
933 | Now get me out if here | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
934 | Caroline took him for a walk. Something about 'less to pick up'." | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
935 | Well,it was a bigger fish than I thought… | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
936 | Globalization is the future. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
937 | You said it was catfish. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
938 | She's out walking the fish. | 1.3008 | 0.04526 | 133 | 97 | 32 | 4 |
939 | I was tired of being on the outside looking in. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
940 | He said he wanted a goldfish. You bought him a puppy. He is 4 years old, what did you think was going to happen??? | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
941 | I refuse to believe SPCA gave you a "thumbs up" on this. | 1.3000 | 0.04588 | 130 | 95 | 31 | 4 |
942 | Please don’t plug it in! | 1.3000 | 0.04841 | 130 | 97 | 27 | 6 |
943 | Would you believe that rapid evolution is responsible for my being here? | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
944 | After I drank all the water, it seemed to cruel to let Goldie suffer anymore. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
945 | I figured out how they get the boats in. But how to I get out? | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
946 | Okay, we have different viewpoints. Now get me out.” | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
947 | So, I was really thirsty (ha ha), and that gold, floppy thing was a little dessert. | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
948 | My bowl, my choice. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
949 | What, you expected a catfish? | 1.2993 | 0.05320 | 137 | 108 | 17 | 12 |
950 | It's just a tourist visit. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
951 | There’s something fishy about the way you’re staring at me. | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
952 | The betta started it. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
953 | Rover, if you're in here... who did I just take out for a walk? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
954 | Well this is my authentic self, Brian, but yes we can still be best friends. | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
955 | Screw the castle and the pebbles and get some fake grass and a tiny fire hydrant up in here! | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
956 | Thanks, it was possibly the best fish soup I ever had." | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
957 | Genus envy | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
958 | I've traded fetching for kvetching. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
959 | What are you doing out there, Ralph? | 1.2984 | 0.05489 | 124 | 97 | 17 | 10 |
960 | But, really, it looked like a bone. | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
961 | I'll fetch after you test negative. | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
962 | I'm a Guppipoo | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
963 | Bob, mistakenly thought having a pet fish at age 6 made him an expert on the care and feeding of all pets. The results based on his misguided feelings of expertise with women were even more calamitous. | 1.2981 | 0.06391 | 104 | 84 | 9 | 11 |
964 | As a new pet owner,Rodney really struggled with concepts like “dog bowl.” | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
965 | Not the pet you expected? Try seeing it from my position. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
966 | Shouldn’t you check on the goldfish in the kennel?" | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
967 | Do you think the landlord will notice? | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
968 | I’m pretty sure this is not the way the magician does it. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
969 | Yes, it is small...but it's rent controlled. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
970 | Take me to your litter! | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
971 | Ha! I wish you knew how fat you look from here. | 1.2973 | 0.05808 | 111 | 87 | 15 | 9 |
972 | That’s what happens when you play with CRISPR | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
973 | Goldfish is just the name they gave me at the shelter! | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
974 | Well, in my defense, I must say that I'm not the only one in this house who sleeps in strange places after an all-nighter | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
975 | The fish? What fish? | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
976 | That’s what you get for putting an alpha with a betta. | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
977 | We're like two lost souls living in a fish bowl year after year...sort of. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
978 | Now you won't have to walk me. Happy? | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
979 | I'm sorry, I couldn't get your paper this morning. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
980 | oh ... you said fetch..not fish. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
981 | In these times, don't we all live in a fishbowl? | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
982 | We're out of treats. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
983 | Okay, I made a mistake. I thought it was a kitty. Now get me outta here. | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
984 | Maybe you can feed me after you walk the fish. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
985 | Where's the snow? | 1.2960 | 0.04687 | 125 | 92 | 29 | 4 |
986 | How did you know it was me, and not the cat? | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
987 | Enough time out | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
988 | I should’ve bought the catfish | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
989 | I swallowed the cat, that swallowed the fish... | 1.2958 | 0.04665 | 142 | 107 | 28 | 7 |
990 | So I lied at the shelter. I can't really tell fortunes. Sorry. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
991 | I asked if you could "put water in my bowl" | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
992 | Don’t ruin this for me, Milton. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
993 | I am the future of non-shedding, hypoallergenic dogs. Behold the goldfishdoodle! | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
994 | Let me guess: first-time pet owner, right? | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
995 | You may think I'm trapped in this dome, but you're wrong. Alexa, release the nerve gas. | 1.2952 | 0.06041 | 105 | 83 | 13 | 9 |
996 | Really? I thought you had just bought me a new supper dish! | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
997 | We really need to think more outside the bowl. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
998 | Remind me to unfriend you. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
999 | I’m not sure…I stuck my head in to eat a treat and the rest is a blur” | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1000 | I think it's best I isolate until I get all my vaccinations | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1001 | If you're trying to be more fair, let's put a leash on the goldfish instead. | 1.2951 | 0.04461 | 122 | 88 | 32 | 2 |
1002 | What, you've never seen a dog bowl before? | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1003 | what fish? when I climbed in here, it was empty! Really! | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1004 | If the winning caption even mentions a dogfish, you should cancel your subscription. | 1.2947 | 0.06327 | 95 | 75 | 12 | 8 |
1005 | When you said we all had to stay in our "family bubble" this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1006 | Don’t be so cheap. Get a litter box. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1007 | The fish is gone. And I really need to go for a walk. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1008 | Duh! Yes! I ate your precious goldfish. And I drank all the water. Don't just stand there, get me the hell out of here! | 1.2946 | 0.05762 | 112 | 88 | 15 | 9 |
1009 | What were youu expecting when you ordered a dogfish? | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1010 | As the epoxy hardened and his dog stopped squirming, Ron began to wonder if his crafting had gotten out of hand. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1011 | We decided to trade places. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1012 | I already looked, they’re not in here. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1013 | First let me outside. Then I'll tell you how I ended up here. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1014 | I've told you a million times, it's catfish, CATFISH. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1015 | Actually, I preferred the crate. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
1016 | I've become a pescatarian. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1017 | Watch it, buddy. Try and flush me and I'll clog the toilet. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1018 | Oh, yeah! What are you doing out there? | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
1019 | No, honestly, the goldfish is in the wrong bowl. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1020 | Unlike Goldie, the previous occupant, I am keenly aware I am living in a fishbowl. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1021 | I'll get you out just as soon as I figure out how you got in. | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1022 | Am I in the doghouse? | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1023 | Just get me out. This isn’t Schrödinger. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1024 | Please…just don’t flush me to dog heaven! | 1.2937 | 0.05412 | 126 | 99 | 17 | 10 |
1025 | You here to see the penthouse studio with 360 degree views? | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1026 | Would you please rub my tummy? | 1.2937 | 0.05412 | 126 | 99 | 17 | 10 |
1027 | Next time pay more attention. I am not a tadpole | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
1028 | I ate the fish and drank the water. Now will you let me out? | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
1029 | Bob, it's me, your dog, Max. Remember? Walks in the park, chasing squirrels, rolling in the grass...Bob? | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1030 | I'm not coming out until you put on a mask. | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1031 | I had an identity crisis | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1032 | Am I a cat or a dog? If I'm a cat, then I'm good. If I'm a dog, then GET ME OUT OF HERE! | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1033 | We should probably talk about last night. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1034 | Explain myself? Ok. Umm, yeah, I got nothin’. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1035 | I told you to leave the goldfish alone | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
1036 | I did say I needed a dog bowl. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1037 | I'm not an allegory of life. I'm your dog. Get me out of here! | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1038 | You said if I sit I get a treat. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1039 | I'm not a catfish, I'm a fishcat. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1040 | I can explain. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
1041 | You never said I couldn’t. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1042 | All you have to do is lick it three times. | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1043 | Easy now. Take a breath. It's not what it looks like. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
1044 | You've gone way too far with this downsizing stuff! | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1045 | Yeah, I'm a taking dog, but that doesn't mean you have to stare. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1046 | This rescue isn't working for me. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1047 | You know you will still need to walk me! | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1048 | If I’m in here, where’s the goldfish now? | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
1049 | At this point, I'm willing to settle for the cone. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1050 | I don't yet know how or when, but you, sir, are a dead man. | 1.2921 | 0.06818 | 89 | 72 | 8 | 9 |
1051 | Everyone's staring at me. I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1052 | You might tell the airhead who drew us that I find nothing humorous about my current situation. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1053 | If it were predictable it would cease to be life! | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1054 | If you shake me one more time expecting to see fake snow, you will remember this Christmas for along time. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
1055 | There is no grass on the other side, Buddy. | 1.2917 | 0.05474 | 120 | 94 | 17 | 9 |
1056 | It's a funny story.... | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1057 | Turn me over and it snows. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1058 | Go ahead. Throw the first stone. | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
1059 | I don't know what it is, I just want to get out! | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 93 | 19 | 8 |
1060 | The kibble dehydrated me. I had no choice. I dont know where Goldie is. I like your hair like that. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1061 | I didn’t see any fish. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1062 | Stop staring, and help me. | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1063 | Sorry I was just sooo thirsty! | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1064 | Yes, I said "Dogfish" | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1065 | Be the ball,” you said. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1066 | You know, it would have been easier if you just put me on a leash. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1067 | In my opinion you've taken this pandemic bubble thing a bit too far | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1068 | You just try taking a goldfish for a walk. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1069 | Sorry about the Goldfish. He went down with the water. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1070 | I said I needed a ball to play with, not in. | 1.2909 | 0.05826 | 110 | 87 | 14 | 9 |
1071 | If you'll just turn off the Fox, I'll come out | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1072 | We’re gonna need a bigger bowl… | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1073 | Meow. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1074 | I know this looks bad. | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1075 | Turn me over. I love it when it snows. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1076 | Was it something I said? | 1.2903 | 0.05219 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 8 |
1077 | The cat tricked me! | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1078 | Really? This is what you consider no-bark training? | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1079 | What? You've never seen a catfish before? | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1080 | So what, tubby, I watched you eat that whole salmon. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1081 | It used to be a snow globe. I pulled the sled. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1082 | I was jealous. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1083 | Do you think you can still grant me my other two wishes?! | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1084 | How did I get here? Well, the cat ate the goldfish and I ate the cat and... | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1085 | The cat's a sorcerer. | 1.2893 | 0.04611 | 121 | 89 | 29 | 3 |
1086 | So this is really just about your allergies? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1087 | So much for best friends! | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1088 | When's lunch? | 1.2891 | 0.05337 | 128 | 101 | 17 | 10 |
1089 | And after you kill them all, Benjy, tell them the dog in the snowglobe told you to do it. I promise, they won't hurt you. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1090 | I don’t know what happened. I just wished to be your best friend. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1091 | I am not looking forward to cleaning the tank. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1092 | Go ahead, burst my bubble. Please. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1093 | I got catfished again. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1094 | I never thought I'd say this, but DO NOT throw the ball! | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1095 | Did you walk the goldfish? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1096 | What goldfish? I was thirsty! | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1097 | I don't know. The goldfish just said it was his turn to go to the park. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1098 | I don’t get it either. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1099 | You never had pets as a kid, I take it? | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1100 | Waldo, the question is what are you doing out there?” | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1101 | Kevin! I meant a bowl the dog could eat out of. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1102 | You have to be crazy to be out there; it is far safer in here. | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1103 | Hey Bob, I just called PETA. I hope you look good in orange. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1104 | Listen, I appreciate the gesture but can I just go back to the damn cone? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1105 | Yes, I ate your goldfish and drank all the water. Now, please tip the bowl a little so I can get out. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1106 | I do have one concern: You've been conversing with dog in a fishbowl... Are you sure you're micro-dosing that psilocybin? | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1107 | You promised me fish for dinner. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1108 | How do you expect to fit a bone in here? | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1109 | Hear me out. In order to catch the ball - I have to BE the ball. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1110 | I know it’s hard Frank but your fish is dead. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1111 | You were out of dog food? | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1112 | OK, I get it - this is not my sphere. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1113 | . . .and finally, I won't be that easy to flush down the toilet. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1114 | Goldfish? Water? No idea! | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1115 | This only looks fishy. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1116 | How did you get outside of the known universe? | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
1117 | I was just playing fetch with the fish. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1118 | Didn't you ever feel you belonged somewhere else? | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1119 | Does anyone have Spot remover ? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1120 | You think YOU live in a fishbowl? | 1.2857 | 0.04996 | 140 | 110 | 20 | 10 |
1121 | No, I have no memory at all of how I ended up in here. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1122 | 'You think this is strange? Nemo is upstairs barking at cars. | 1.2857 | 0.05855 | 105 | 83 | 14 | 8 |
1123 | Your move, doc. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1124 | Just drop me off at the firehouse. No one will judge you. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1125 | That dang fish tricked me again. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1126 | This really isn't the 'dog bowl' I was hoping for. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1127 | It helps to express my inner fish. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1128 | I told you the cat was trouble. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1129 | Ok, you won the bet, now get me out of here! | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1130 | We traded places. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1131 | What? You never seen a goldfish before? | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1132 | What the hell are you looking at? | 1.2857 | 0.04850 | 154 | 122 | 20 | 12 |
1133 | I am not a Portuguese water dog, this is not a dog bowl, and you are not my best friend. | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1134 | You'll have to get me out of here if you want to tell people I'm a rescue. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1135 | I was thirsty. It had nothing to do with the fish. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1136 | Can you take me for a walk please? | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
1137 | It’s none of your business what bubble I’m in | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1138 | You knew the fish would die if you put it on the couch, right? | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
1139 | You should see where the fish ended up. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1140 | Your future is ruff. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1141 | I'm a Sea Dog. | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1142 | I’m sorry, Josh. I just don’t think I’ll ever be able to replace him. | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1143 | Where else can you get an "unobstructed 360-degree view in New York? | 1.2843 | 0.04700 | 102 | 74 | 27 | 1 |
1144 | Shake me and see if it snows. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1145 | Don’t worry, you’ll forget about this in about three seconds. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1146 | No more Pink Floyd for you. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1147 | Well, you shouldn’t have played the carnival game if you didn’t want the prize. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1148 | Goldfish? No. Can't say that I've seen any. | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1149 | It’s pretty cool we’re both in the New Yorker’s first uncaptionably cartoon. | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1150 | It was the cat. | 1.2843 | 0.06133 | 102 | 82 | 11 | 9 |
1151 | Water. It's really not that bad. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1152 | If you're looking for the fish, try the doghouse. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1153 | I couldn't find my mask. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1154 | and stop looking so smug when you tell people I'm a rescue | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1155 | That hole is rather small. How the hell did I get in here? | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1156 | Your goldfish is on the lawn barking up a storm | 1.2836 | 0.05361 | 134 | 108 | 14 | 12 |
1157 | I dare you to say fetch. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1158 | No. I don't know what happened to your precious Goldie." | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
1159 | If you teach a dog to fish... | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
1160 | Let me guess. The fish is on the leash. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
1161 | Maybe now more than ever, I'm going to need you to be really diligent about picking up my poop. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1162 | I said I wanted a dog dish,not a dog fish | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1163 | Does it matter? A little help here? | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1164 | Really. I chased the cat in here but she hot out with the fish | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1165 | Really? Not even for a small bathroom break? | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1166 | You need a new hobby. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1167 | I’m supposed to be a watch dog, not a watched dog. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1168 | But I don't even like fish! | 1.2828 | 0.04771 | 99 | 72 | 26 | 1 |
1169 | A small talking dog in a fish bowl...... and you don't think that's the least bit odd? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1170 | The good news is I don’t need a walk, the bad news is you will still have to clean the bowl. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1171 | Are you sure you aren't experiencing the sense of being trapped inside a glass globe of your own fears and just projecting those feelings on to me? | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1172 | Now that’s Betta | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1173 | Could you rescue me ....again | 1.2826 | 0.06434 | 92 | 74 | 10 | 8 |
1174 | But I really, really need to go pee. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1175 | I live by one rule: I don't throw stones. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1176 | I just don't like your politics. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1177 | Terry and his Terrier Terrarium | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1178 | I'm a dogfish | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1179 | You haven't heard of a dogfish? | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1180 | The cat put me in here... | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1181 | While you were hiding from the pandemic I evolved. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1182 | The question is not how I got in, but how I get out! | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1183 | The cat is going to get a big surprise. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1184 | I blew my last wish on wanting to get that fish! | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1185 | Nemo is teleworking today. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1186 | Check those stupid looking glasses of yours. Do I look like a fish to you? | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1187 | Hey, SHE attacked ME | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1188 | It seemed like a good idea at the time. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1189 | How can I convince you that I'm not a dogfish! | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1190 | Wait... if you're in there,who's been pissing on the kitchen floor? | 1.2812 | 0.05195 | 128 | 101 | 18 | 9 |
1191 | You asked for a dogfish… | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
1192 | This isn’t the dog bowl I had in mind. | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
1193 | I fell in, and then the fish fell in me. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
1194 | I wish I could offer you a logical explanation. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
1195 | I'm full-bred Pescatarian. | 1.2810 | 0.05407 | 121 | 96 | 16 | 9 |
1196 | Gone fishin'" didn't work out so well for "Goldie. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1197 | I was fishing for compliments when I realized I'd hit a glass ceiling. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1198 | Why do you wear glasses if you don't have any eyes? | 1.2809 | 0.06587 | 89 | 72 | 9 | 8 |
1199 | I HAVE JUST GROWN TIRED OF A DOG'S LIFE1 | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1200 | I guess you're wondering how I got here. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1201 | You damn fool. Can't you tell a dog from a fish. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1202 | You know I’d do anything for wet food.” | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1203 | You wished your goldfish was a dog. What did you expect, a Saint Bernard?!” | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1204 | I feel like we live in different worlds, Kyle. | 1.2807 | 0.04746 | 114 | 85 | 26 | 3 |
1205 | This pandemic bubble has been rough. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1206 | And I’m staying here until you put a mask on. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1207 | So who did I just take for a walk then? | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1208 | I know you wanted a fish, but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1209 | I was trying a new sous-vide recipe." | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
1210 | It protects me from the scary firecrackers | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1211 | Considering they were supposed to be freshwater fish, they tasted quite salty. | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
1212 | Fergus soon realized that this was not the dogfish he ordered. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1213 | Thanks. I was hungry and thirsty. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1214 | No, I won’t roll over. I’ve got a new gig now. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1215 | Break me out and I promise to give the goldfish back. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1216 | You forgot to walk the fish. | 1.2797 | 0.05367 | 118 | 93 | 17 | 8 |
1217 | Now get the fish! | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1218 | It never snows in here anymore and the water level seems to be rising. Is there something you want to tell me? | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1219 | Yo, genius. What's a dog gotta do to get some emotional support around here? | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1220 | I wasn't fishing for compliments. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1221 | My water bowl AND food bowl were both empty. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1222 | This is no time for lectures. I could use your assistance here. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1223 | Don't ask. But you need to walk the goldfish. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1224 | Please. Not the flakes again. | 1.2789 | 0.04708 | 147 | 115 | 23 | 9 |
1225 | Where's the castle? | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1226 | You're taking the toy dog thing too literally. | 1.2788 | 0.06027 | 104 | 84 | 11 | 9 |
1227 | The rental market is crazy right now. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1228 | They're right. The grass isn't greener. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1229 | I can grant any wish ... uh, except for more fish ... | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1230 | Tasty,but too much broth. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1231 | But in a way, are we not all trapped in our own fishbowls, Hank? | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1232 | The dog put me here to 'sleep with the fishes' ... but, you know, snacks ... | 1.2783 | 0.05599 | 115 | 92 | 14 | 9 |
1233 | Is dog food flakes a thing? | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1234 | You say ‘goldfish’, I say ‘sushi’. It’s a dog eat fish world. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1235 | I've always identified as a fish, George, I just never had the courage to jump in. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1236 | It'd be great if you could use your other two wishes to get me the fuck out of here. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1237 | Okay, now before you put in the snow I'm gonna need a sled. | 1.2778 | 0.05242 | 126 | 100 | 17 | 9 |
1238 | When I die, please don’t flush me down the toilet. | 1.2778 | 0.05119 | 126 | 99 | 19 | 8 |
1239 | I knew I was in trouble when you took the fish for a walk." | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1240 | I was both hungry and thirsty. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1241 | She's in Boca for a few days. I'm sitting. | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1242 | You've never seen a dogfish? | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1243 | What can I tell you? I was hungry and it was delicious. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1244 | Look...Melvin, even if I was a Golden Doodle, not funny. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
1245 | At last, the dogstronaut. | 1.2773 | 0.05459 | 119 | 95 | 15 | 9 |
1246 | Fishie? He's got the whole doghouse all to himself for a month before we swap back again. Do you think I got screwed? | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1247 | You binge watched "Tiny House" again didn't you? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1248 | I’m tired of quarantining, too. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1249 | ``If you even think about flushing me down the toilet, things are going to get very, very ugly.'' | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1250 | Well I guess this explains the goldfish floppin' around in the crate." | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1251 | I know this looks bad Carl. Honestly, I couldn't see the little fella, so I poked my head in to be sure. That's when I fell in. Can you help me get out now? | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1252 | Don't trust the fish | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1253 | Yeah… I don’t see Fred either. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1254 | I’m the last existing miniature toy wolf who can speak… Why drown me, Jerry? | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1255 | The goldfish wanted to get out more and I like staying in. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1256 | The gypsy couldn't make it. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1257 | Now that I've walked in his shoes I see how wrong I was. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1258 | Let’s play fetch the flakes. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1259 | I told the pet shop I wanted a GUPPY in a fish bowl | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1260 | No, I'm just bowlsitting. He went for a walk. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1261 | So I said to the fish, ‘You a genie? Ha Ha Ha’! | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1262 | So what if the goldfish doesn’t bark at the doorbell. It doesn’t fetch either. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1263 | Don't blame me. You're the one who locked the bird cage. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1264 | This isn’t how best friends would treat each other. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1265 | I prefer my old dog bowl. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1266 | Peter had always suspected the mail carrier was a witch. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1267 | I told ya, whoever sold you a dogfish scammed you! | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1268 | The cat and I have kidnapped the fish. The cat wants a can of tuna and I want 3 dog biscuits for Goldie's return | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1269 | What you lookin at glasses? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1270 | I love what you've done with the place, Bob, but this seems both a little fishy and not at all fishy at the same time. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1271 | It happened when I won the lottery. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1272 | If you're not going to walk me, at least put a little hydrant in here." | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1273 | Uh... it's a... dogfish? | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1274 | This is not what you think it is. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
1275 | I am working on my dog paddle! | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1276 | Prrr... it seemed like a good idea at the time. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1277 | When I bark, it hurts my ears”. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
1278 | Do I kevtch when you yell fetch? | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1279 | We now get to sing, 'How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"? | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1280 | I lost a bet with the cat. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1281 | Bubbles just stepped out. Can I take a message? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1282 | How about this? Is this hypoallergenic enough for you? | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1283 | They said I needed a bowl, but this doesn't seem right. | 1.2746 | 0.04257 | 142 | 107 | 31 | 4 |
1284 | Please take me out. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1285 | I was just watching the fish swim, and the next thing I knew his bowl was upside down with me inside... | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1286 | Seriously? A little dog hair on the couch is going to be a problem?" | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1287 | Okay, fine, I’ll use the damn crate. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1288 | Well, to make a long story short, it's the cat's fault. | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1289 | I think the pet store screwed up your order. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1290 | Never mind the fish. Is the dog gone? | 1.2743 | 0.05657 | 113 | 91 | 13 | 9 |
1291 | I'm on staycation. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1292 | I seem to be mostly Goldie retriever. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1293 | It started as a thought bubble. Now I can’t seem to escape it. | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1294 | Trust me it’s not that much better out here.” | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
1295 | I know but my bark resonates. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1296 | I can't tell you why or how, just that I've been here all morning. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1297 | No, I don't think you'd win Best In Show on my planet. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1298 | I suggest asking that 14 year old brat you raised. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1299 | You don't want to see what's floating around when you shake this globe. | 1.2735 | 0.05513 | 117 | 94 | 14 | 9 |
1300 | You said to eat and drink only out of the bowl | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1301 | It's a basic concept of our system, dude, 'the presumption of innocence.' | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1302 | I hope you understand. I prefer social distancing right now. | 1.2734 | 0.04309 | 139 | 105 | 30 | 4 |
1303 | Think Ive been catfished | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
1304 | Brilliant! This is NOT a water dish. | 1.2727 | 0.04545 | 121 | 91 | 27 | 3 |
1305 | Whatever you just leashed and took for a walk is dead, buddy. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1306 | Just don’t look in the doghouse. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1307 | You’ve been so forgetful lately. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1308 | I had to get away from that damn cat! | 1.2727 | 0.04545 | 121 | 91 | 27 | 3 |
1309 | What can I say - I was thirsty… | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1310 | So, you forgot to fill my water bowl last night. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1311 | You forgot to put out my water bowl! | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1312 | The pet store received your order, but AutoCorrect changed it from "goldfish" to "golden retriever." | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1313 | I realize you wanted a goldfish and your mother got you a dog but you have to let me out of here, you psychopath | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1314 | Welcome to my bubble! | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1315 | Heh heh! I’m just messing with your cat, mister. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1316 | I used to be a goldfish. Now I'm working my way up to snow-globe Santa. | 1.2727 | 0.05505 | 121 | 98 | 13 | 10 |
1317 | This is not a Super Bowl. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1318 | I chased the wrong tail. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1319 | Yes, it's a little cramped but the view is spectacular! | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
1320 | This isn’t what I meant when I said “I needed some space.” | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1321 | And I drank the water too. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1322 | Algorithm shmalgorithm, can you please just start googling for the fix? | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1323 | OK, so I ate the goldfish! | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1324 | It was a phishing scam. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1325 | Somehow getting a dog just couldn't replace the bond he had with his goldfish. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1326 | I don’t know if my bubble got smaller or I got bigger, but I am double vaxxed and I want out! | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
1327 | I could use some water. | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
1328 | I don't think this is what they meant by "Give him his own special bowl." | 1.2713 | 0.05133 | 129 | 103 | 17 | 9 |
1329 | I don’t want to go to the moon Elon. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1330 | It's my day off. The Goldfish is running around outside looking for squirrels. Get him to fetch something. | 1.2712 | 0.05602 | 118 | 96 | 12 | 10 |
1331 | Thanks, but it's not exactly what I mean't by a new dog bowl. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1332 | No, I don't want any water. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1333 | Goldie was always one step ahead of us, boss. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1334 | I dare you to say rollover. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1335 | Canine downsizing ends now! | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1336 | No problem about the mix up, and no harm done - but it may be too late for the fish. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1337 | Glad you're back. The goldfish ran away and I have to pee like a racehorse. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1338 | I just needed to know how the other half lived. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1339 | On the other hand, I should be a lot less trouble when you leave for work. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1340 | You have to admit,if I were a cat,this would have gone viral. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1341 | Can you make it rain food for me, too? | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
1342 | Oh "Dogfish", I get it. Like in I'm a dog, but I'm in a fish bowl. Dogfish. Hilarious. Now get me the fuck out of here. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1343 | You're not very good at the having a pet thing, are you. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1344 | I’m tired of living in a fish bowl.” | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1345 | People who live in glass houses shouldn't. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1346 | You never should have fed me tunafish | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1347 | I ate the ship. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1348 | Fish? What fish? | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1349 | This is safer than a mask! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1350 | I think you missed the point about a low maintenance pet. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1351 | Is this a better place to poop than your carpet? | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1352 | In the other room was a goldfish, on a plush bed, having a very bad day. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1353 | Now what do we do,smart guy! | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1354 | ...just a little thirsty and got carried away... | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1355 | It’s Pavlov’s Bell. Not Plath’s ‘Bell Jar’. | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1356 | Until you get your shots, Harry, I’m afraid this is how it’s got to be. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1357 | I'm house sitting this weekend for the turtles. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1358 | Harold, you should have gone with me. Best party ever!!! | 1.2688 | 0.06142 | 93 | 75 | 11 | 7 |
1359 | If you had eyes, you would see how wrong this is. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1360 | What fish? It wasn't me." | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1361 | I should not have hired a magician to train my dog | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1362 | I was going for transparency. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1363 | Just till mommy gets back from walking the fish. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1364 | Breakfast was great...What's for dinner? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1365 | This isn’t the dog bowl I ordered. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1366 | I was thirsty and then, well . . . | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1367 | Like you've never been caught with your hand in the cookie jar. | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
1368 | You've misinterpreted my desire for attention. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1369 | I ate the damn fish. I drank the damn water. Of COURSE I wanna go out! | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1370 | Something is definitely fishy here. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1371 | You're new to pet ownership, aren't you? | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1372 | I need to poop. | 1.2679 | 0.05810 | 112 | 92 | 10 | 10 |
1373 | What fish? I didn't see no fish! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
1374 | This is where a three second memory would come in handy. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1375 | How America won the Space Race | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1376 | For both our sakes, please don’t make me poop in here. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1377 | I'm your best friend Michael, but there are limits. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1378 | I ate that jalapeno you dropped, my water bowl was empty, and then ... well, I guess I lost my mind. I didn't even know I liked fish! | 1.2673 | 0.05952 | 101 | 82 | 11 | 8 |
1379 | The cat lured me in here. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1380 | Is this a trick? | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1381 | I told the you the housing bubble was going to be a problem. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1382 | The goldfish was easy; it was drinking all the water that was hard. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1383 | Not coming out 'til you show me your vaccine passport or put on a K95, Pal. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
1384 | Well, have you checked the toilet bowl? | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
1385 | Don't just stand there! Go get that fish that did this. | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1386 | You're right. It adds a whole new perspective to the value of being house broken. | 1.2667 | 0.04386 | 120 | 90 | 28 | 2 |
1387 | It was always about how to sit, not where to sit. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1388 | There is a perfectly reasonable explanation. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1389 | No. No dessert, thanks. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1390 | Odd Bob and His Terrierrarium | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1391 | Hi Gary, yes I'm Sam and I want you to go back into the space ship and get the Amazon dude but leave Shatner alone. | 1.2667 | 0.05940 | 105 | 86 | 10 | 9 |
1392 | So this is my new dog bowl? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1393 | Me and the guppy did a house swap. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1394 | I did the research...it IS safe to put goldfish in here! | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1395 | Until you start wearing a mask... | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1396 | We're filming the sequel to "The Cat Who Swallowed the Canary". | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1397 | I don't care what you think you heard. I am not a GUPPY. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1398 | Catfish not exotic enough for you, huh? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1399 | I'm pretty sure that I'm not a fish. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1400 | I can still chase my tail. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1401 | It happens when you over-feed a dogfish. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1402 | Magic 8-Ball says "LET ME OUT!" | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
1403 | It beat drinking out of the toilet until I fell in. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1404 | If I'm in the goldfish bowl, then Gill must be in the...you monster! | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1405 | I don't think you understand the meaning of "Dog Bowl" | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1406 | Your last pet may have forgotten but I know I’m a dog | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1407 | Blame Facebook, Darwin and our therapist. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1408 | I ordered a dog bowl from the pet store and this is what they sent me ? | 1.2658 | 0.04527 | 158 | 126 | 22 | 10 |
1409 | Just as I thought. It's worse to be in the fish house. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
1410 | It's too cold to pee in the snow, so this is my solution. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1411 | Another fish and water please. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1412 | Now be a good boy and fetch me a thought bubble.” | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1413 | We'll go for a walk when you've had your second shot. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1414 | Just rub the bowl! | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1415 | Can we focus on your syntax? | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1416 | It's the wrong bowl, dummy | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
1417 | Reply hazy, try again. Woof! | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1418 | You wouldn't believe how thirsty I was. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1419 | And you've housebroken the fish? | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1420 | You watch and control everything I do, so I might as well live in a fish bowl. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1421 | Teacup. Teacup terrier. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1422 | you can shed in there all you want | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1423 | First teacup dogs and now this? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1424 | Guessing you’re not a read-the-directions kind of guy. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1425 | I should have worried more when you shrunk the kids! | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1426 | Break glass in case of squirrels. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1427 | Your goldfish tasted nothing like the crackers | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1428 | I promise I won't pee on the rug ever again. | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
1429 | I was expecting a doghouse. | 1.2650 | 0.05482 | 117 | 95 | 13 | 9 |
1430 | Think Globally, act locally | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1431 | I meant a dog bowl for food. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1432 | What? He was taunting me! | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1433 | I promise I won't chew the couch & more... | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1434 | The cat could never do this! | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1435 | We'll See What Happens When I Escape, Bob. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1436 | If I stay in here too long, then urine trouble. | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1437 | You should see the blizzards I get in here. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1438 | I said i wanted a "New Ball"...Ball! | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1439 | You're already plotting about how to monetize how cute this is, aren't you? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1440 | What happened to the previous tenant? | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1441 | It's really very simple. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1442 | Maybe I need to reconsider the crate? | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1443 | God you’re ugly. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1444 | Bezos' said I'd come back different. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1445 | Global warming: no snow! | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1446 | If you had two eyes you would plainly see the pet store ripped us both off. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1447 | I need a undo! | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1448 | I've never enjoyed a crate so bright, so airy, with three hundred and sixty degree views. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1449 | If my calculations are correct, he should only have a memory of 21 seconds. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
1450 | I think the question is "How do I get OUT?". | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1451 | Arf! Arexa! Range rannel! | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1452 | But just think how cool the fish looks in my doghouse. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1453 | I’ll come play when you get vaccinated, that’s when. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1454 | Did you even do any research? Everyone knows that the dogfish is a salt-water creature. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1455 | I get it. I'm not your best friend anymore. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1456 | So,where’s your mask? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1457 | Walkies? | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1458 | You need to understand that we goldfish are not just of one cookie-cutter format. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1459 | Melvin, what if this is as good as it gets? | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1460 | So what? You wanted a puppy, I wanted a guppy. | 1.2626 | 0.04671 | 99 | 74 | 24 | 1 |
1461 | I was thirsty and I had a craving for sushi. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1462 | Goldfish? What goldfish? I only wanted some water. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1463 | What are you doing out there? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1464 | I wanted to see what the world looks like from the inside. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1465 | Please, I don't need a lecture right now. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1466 | And who's the liar now, Mr. 'You're really in the doghouse this time' | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1467 | I'm not okay with this metaverse stuff. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1468 | If I had any idea how special that fish was to you, I would have never eaten it. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1469 | who's a good bowl? you are! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1470 | Is this because I ate your slippers? | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
1471 | If you don't get me outta here soon, you're going to see one hell of a disgusting bowl. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1472 | I told you not to take that hallucinogen. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1473 | Dorothy was wrong. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1474 | Yeah, and I'm going to continue living in a bubble until you wear a mask at home. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1475 | That blank look on your face leads me to believe you might be new at dog ownership. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1476 | The cat chased the fish. I chased the cat. But now I see that I was being 'set-up' all along. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1477 | Okay, I drank all the water and ate the fish--now can you get me out of here? | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1478 | Micro -size pet "they said" , you will love it! Never have to leave the house to walk it! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1479 | Ok,Ok, I'll get vacinated. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1480 | I'll tell you where the fish is if you get me out of here. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
1481 | I'm sorry I ate the goldfish. Can you get me out of here now? | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1482 | Don’t worry, this is still much roomier than my old apartment in New York. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1483 | He wanted me to tell thanks but captivity just wasn't for him, but as you can see, I'm good with it. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1484 | What are you looking at? At least I'm not in the doghouse. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1485 | Well Bud, think it's better than being in a pickle." | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1486 | The fish got a castle. Just sayin' . | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1487 | I don’t throw stones….. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1488 | YOU WERE EXPECTING A CATFISH? | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1489 | the goldfish did it | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1490 | Honestly, I'm finding the transition to post-Covid life pretty difficult. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1491 | I need a lawyer and a walk. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1492 | OK, I get it. You really wanted a fish. Well, tough. Now get me out of here. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1493 | When I raise my leg and do my business, everything runs down the glass and I've nowhere to sit. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1494 | Second dog in space will still give me a boost in followers | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1495 | Not even a doggie door? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1496 | I asked for a doghouse, not a 'revolution in architecture.' | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1497 | I was much thinner before I ate all the goldfish. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1498 | I met him for lunch but haven’t seen him since then | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1499 | DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE GOING TO PUT WATER IN HERE! | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1500 | I identify with being a gold fish. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1501 | This is not what I envisioned when you said you'd put me in the dog-house | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1502 | That's not what "terrarium" means. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1503 | You need new glasses. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1504 | Hey, Goldie's actually not my name anymore, I go by Rover now. | 1.2604 | 0.06325 | 96 | 80 | 7 | 9 |
1505 | When you said "I'm kind of a goldfish person," I didn't grasp the full implications. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1506 | Here's looking at you, kid! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1507 | Then my fin turned long and furry, these ears popped out, and, finally, the gills disappeared. Please Mr Darwin, let me now walk the earth. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1508 | I’ll still shed. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1509 | I drank the water and ate the fish, but I can’t get out. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1510 | Do I look like a goldfish? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1511 | Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault the fish bowl looked comfy | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1512 | This is not what I mean when I asked for a dog bowl. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1513 | This is better than being a Chia dog. | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
1514 | So, where is the goldfish? | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1515 | Warning: Objects in your glass eye may appear larger than they are | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1516 | Not what I envisioned when you wanted me to play ball | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1517 | I dunno. The goldfish said, "you're next buddy" and cackled. And here I am. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1518 | C'mon... I'm not a beta—I'm an alpha! | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1519 | ... and then the cat drank all the water. | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
1520 | Yep, new breed, mini Portuguese water dog. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1521 | I will come for you in the night | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1522 | How many time do I have to tell you. I am not a fish. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1523 | Kitty Karma | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1524 | Due to the supply chain crisis teacups are no longer available | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1525 | I'm minding the bowl while the goldfish is on holiday! | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
1526 | Honey, I said guppy not puppy. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1527 | I can't see this working Mr Schrodinger | 1.2589 | 0.05492 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
1528 | Look, the goldfish is history. Get me the hell out of here! | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1529 | A fish bowl by any other name is a fish bowl. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1530 | This isn't what I meant when I said the water bowl was empty. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1531 | If I fits, I sits. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1532 | I'm gonna take the fish for a walk. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1533 | I live in a fish bowl. You live in an Alien’s simulation game. Yet you make fun of me? | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1534 | Like you’ve never snacked on those tasty goldfish before | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1535 | Herman’s pet dogfish. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1536 | Please put some water in the bowl. I want to do my laps. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1537 | His goldfish didn’t have a memory, but I do, and he’ll pay for this. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1538 | It sounds trite, but whatever, "Take me to your leader!" | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1539 | When you ordered a dog bowl but got the bowl dog instead. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1540 | I’ll say this about Dusty and Lefty, they had good taste. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1541 | Guessing I'm not the Dogfish you asked for. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1542 | First fish, then cats. Honestly, it's a little sad you didn't see this one coming. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1543 | I’m from the future, my name is Shiba Inu. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1544 | break in case of emergency | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1545 | Evolution of the dog fish | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1546 | I’m a Goldfishdoodle! I don’t shed, I’m great with children, and when I die you can just flush me down the toilet. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1547 | Hello earthling. I come in peace. But it was a long journey. I just need to be walked. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1548 | What water? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1549 | The fish called in sick. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1550 | What can I say - the gold fish dared me .. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1551 | You can take the ball out of the doggie but you can’t take the doggie out of the ball... | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1552 | So now what? | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1553 | You really need to take me out more. I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1554 | I'll bet you think this is all a big joke, don't you? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1555 | Your cat told me to, that's who. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1556 | We need to get out more. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1557 | I had to drink the water to catch the fish. Now, can you help me get out?? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1558 | Yeah........so? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1559 | Just because you feel like a hamster on a wheel in your cubicle all week doesn’t mean I need to be miserable. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1560 | Did you put the fish in my bed? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1561 | I see chewed slippers in your future. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1562 | I don't care if I get fleas. I need to live my life. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1563 | How many times do I have to tell you: I’m a Golden Doodle not a Golden Fish. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1564 | Wouldn't it be easier if you just got vaccinated? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1565 | At first, it didn't seem like a bad trade. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1566 | They taste a lot better than the dog food you've been giving me. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1567 | No, I'm not trying to be coy | 1.2569 | 0.05592 | 109 | 89 | 12 | 8 |
1568 | ...and can we please drop the Instagram account? | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1569 | And then she stomped off ….. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1570 | I should never have been drawn to this situation. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1571 | Might we instead focus on the fact that Bubbles is on the loose? | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
1572 | See, not every evolution needs millions of years | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1573 | Get help. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1574 | It's time for my walk | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1575 | I didn't eat the gold fish and drink all the water. The cat did. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1576 | Yes your fish is gone, but let’s focus on the positive: you have a very hydrated cat. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1577 | Grab your phone and film me,Barry; I’m going viral! | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
1578 | It tasted like chicken | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1579 | Things are going swimmingly | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1580 | This is not what I had in mind when you were talking about a dog bowl. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1581 | I think you know I’m not a fish you hippo. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
1582 | You never like feeding them anyway. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1583 | That on-line registration for this year’s Puppy Bowl was a bit fishy. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1584 | When you splash out the water we can't dog paddle. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1585 | I'm a goldfish retriever, now go get me some water | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1586 | I’m tired of the fish food | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1587 | I’ll be a good boy. I won’t throw anymore stones. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1588 | I'm a mirage. I've always been a mirage. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1589 | It was him or me. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1590 | I told you I am fully vaccinated. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1591 | I need global awareness! | 1.2553 | 0.06038 | 94 | 77 | 10 | 7 |
1592 | Goldfish are delicious. You should try one sometime. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1593 | I really don't know how you got into that thing, it doesn't make any sense? Your head is waaaaaay to big for that sweater!! | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1594 | You pay more attention to the damned fish! So I got rid of them. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1595 | Nemo put up a good fight. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1596 | I know what you're thinking. Water dog or cat fish? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1597 | Surrender Dorothy! | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1598 | You gotta rub me the right way. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1599 | The fish was taunting me. I had to. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1600 | I'm an alpha dog, not a beta fish, please | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1601 | Didn’t expect the new yapper zapper to work quite like this. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1602 | Sorry, but bringing metaphors to life is more of a cat thing. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1603 | I'm really, Really, REALLY sorry about the new carpet. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1604 | No, I don't necessarily like fish, it's just that I'm a small dog with a bit thirst. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1605 | It's an echo chamber. I sound 10 times bigger when I bark from in here | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1606 | I'm practicing in case Bezos picks me for his next space shot. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1607 | O.K., now it’s your turn to hide. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1608 | Dale was impressed to see his wife finally found a replacement for their teacup poodle. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1609 | Fido, perhaps you have taken social distancing a bit too far. | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1610 | Well, after all the fish I was pretty thirsty ... | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1611 | And, in addition, I can’t say for sure what happened to the fish. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1612 | This isn’t what I meant when I asked for a water bed. | 1.2542 | 0.05408 | 118 | 97 | 12 | 9 |
1613 | I promise never to eat the fish food again. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1614 | I'm really conflicted, but it was worth it. | 1.2540 | 0.05032 | 126 | 102 | 16 | 8 |
1615 | Plan ahead--this terrarium idea is gonna stink! | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1616 | Admittedly, the goldfish won the battle. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
1617 | You'll grow out of it! | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1618 | I ate the cat. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1619 | You know that fish aren't man's best friend? | 1.2532 | 0.06612 | 79 | 65 | 8 | 6 |
1620 | Sink or swim Dan, sink or swim. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1621 | Gaze in to the crystal bowl; now feed me. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1622 | Sorry, I tested positive for the Covid-19 virus. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
1623 | Just have the memory of a goldfish and it will be okay. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1624 | Don't blame me, the fish did it.. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1625 | You’ve been engaging in some risky behavior…I just feel safer in isolation. | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
1626 | I did NOT eat the fish; he jumped into my mouth. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1627 | Quack! | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
1628 | Well, if you won't wear a mask ... | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1629 | Do you believe in reincarnation? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1630 | I feel safer in my bubble, thanks. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1631 | What? You weren’t home and I was hungry - so sue me! | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1632 | And I suppose the goldfish lives in my doghouse now. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1633 | I'm a guppy puppy.what else? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1634 | No, by adding water I will not become a dog fish! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1635 | I think it's time to try a harness. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1636 | I'll play along if this will let you get over your old dogfish. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1637 | Don’t just stand there staring. Do something. | 1.2525 | 0.05979 | 99 | 82 | 9 | 8 |
1638 | If you let me out for the Iditarod, I’ll grant you three wishes | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1639 | It's your fault. My water bowl has been empty for days. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1640 | I still have to pee. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1641 | My empathy therapist recommended it. | 1.2525 | 0.05804 | 99 | 81 | 11 | 7 |
1642 | If you let me out of here, I can grant you three poop-related wishes | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1643 | Pardon me sir. Where will I find the bathroom? | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1644 | He'll be right back, just burying something in the back yard. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1645 | So the genie granted me three wishes, this was the first one. Now as for you... | 1.2524 | 0.05808 | 103 | 85 | 10 | 8 |
1646 | It’s called a ‘Furarium’ | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1647 | Fish are so OVER! | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1648 | T Your goldfish is in the backyard burying a bone | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1649 | It's small, but I like the three hundred and sixty-degree view and the fish smell. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1650 | I think you should know that the fish was tasty but a little watered down. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1651 | I still have to go for a walk! | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1652 | You could be a snow globe for the UConn Huskies. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1653 | Not until you're vaccinated. | 1.2523 | 0.05500 | 111 | 91 | 12 | 8 |
1654 | I ate the little shits and drank all the water. What's it to you? | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1655 | Good luck with getting the leash on him. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1656 | Apple’s new smart speaker responds to voice commands if you establish dominance first. | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
1657 | If you sprinkle food on me again, I'm eating the hamster. | 1.2520 | 0.05119 | 127 | 104 | 14 | 9 |
1658 | Just because I refuse to wear a mask? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1659 | You went down the wrong aisle at the pet store again. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1660 | Nothing like a cool drink with your meal. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1661 | You never heard of a dogfish? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1662 | While staring at his puppy in the fishbowl Jim began to realize just how thankful he was for TV. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1663 | We were out of cat treats. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1664 | You vaccinated? | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1665 | Is this your way of criticizing my attention span? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1666 | Master, grant me one request. An Uber to the shelter. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
1667 | We both need to come out of our comfort zone | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1668 | It's true what they say- nowhere to hide a slipper. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1669 | I told you he was a fraud! He said he'd turn me into a goldfish. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1670 | So how did walking the goldfish turn out? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1671 | It's just until the vacuuming is done | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1672 | Goldfish is just the larval stage. | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1673 | The fish tricked me | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1674 | It was after I opened a Facebook account that I realized I enjoy living in a goldfish bowl. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
1675 | We need a sabbatical. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1676 | I know you named me Fish, but seriously... | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
1677 | Google it. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1678 | Drank the water, ate the fish; now I'm too big to get out! | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1679 | I know. Don't worry, it's transitory. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1680 | Who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1681 | That’s your punishment for swallowing the fish | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1682 | You can't get COVID from a dog, I promise. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1683 | I am empathizing. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1684 | In this space I can chase my tail all day long and not indulge in your needs. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1685 | In here I don’t need a mask | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1686 | Thanks for changing my bowl to self-serve! | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1687 | They told me it was a fish but I dunno... | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1688 | I told you. Don’t invite Ricky Jay! | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1689 | What's wrong? You never heard a goldfish say, "Arf?" | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1690 | Look Boss this just isn’t working! You have to hire a dog walker. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1691 | They did tell you I was a dogfish, didn't they? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1692 | Can you help me work on my pronounciation? I asked for a better growl for a hound, but that dumb genie obviously understood 'get a bowl all around'. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1693 | The risk in pursuing the goldfish | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1694 | You said fetch, I thought you said fish! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1695 | You’re the one living in a bubble, Dave. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1696 | You don’t have to walk me but cleaning my bowl won’t be pleasant | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1697 | Don't you think your reaction is a bit extreme? | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1698 | Sometimes you eat the fish and sometimes the fishbowl eats you. | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
1699 | The goldfish challenge. It’s the latest thing on Tik Toc | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1700 | What do you mean - something's fishy? | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
1701 | Now he'll only eat wet dog food. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1702 | Me? It was your suggestion I dine-in | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1703 | If you help me out, I'll say it's me who keeps missing the toilet. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1704 | Sorry, you are no longer in my bubble." | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1705 | Shake it and my dander looks like snow. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
1706 | It's water weight. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1707 | I'm not living in a fish bowl. You are! | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1708 | A bit salty, but a great appetizer. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1709 | The goldfish moved upstate. | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
1710 | I don't get why the fish complain, I personally, love the attention | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1711 | Feel free to add some tasty fish. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1712 | Where did you put the goldfish Bob? | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1713 | I was thirsty too. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1714 | Glub? | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1715 | I went pescatarian. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1716 | ‘Me dog ,you idiot .’ | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1717 | Be back in a bit, taking the goldfish out for a swim. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1718 | I don't think this is what they meant by dog bowl. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1719 | I evolved overnight. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1720 | So what happens when you turn me over? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1721 | I just feel safer in here. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1722 | If you think this is a good way to house train me you are WRONG! | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1723 | Don’t worry, you’re not hallucinating, I’m a hologram. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1724 | Just wait until Mom comes home. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1725 | You always paid more attention to that stupid goldfish than you did to me, so I figured ... | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
1726 | What came first? The chicken or the egg? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1727 | Next time, think haddock. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1728 | Now watch me roll over | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1729 | No cat food,no water. What did you expect? | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1730 | There's a goldfish shortage. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1731 | Is fetching still expected? | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1732 | I don't wanna go to the vet and you can't make me. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1733 | Now there Fido, you can poop in there all you want! | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1734 | First I need to see a Covid tag around your neck. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1735 | The high cost of taxidermy prompted George to invent the formaldehyde snow globe. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1736 | I don't care how polluted it is outside, I want OUT! OUT! OUT! | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1737 | It's bulldog. B-U-L-L... | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1738 | No, I don't think Schrödinger would find this funny | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1739 | I told you the cat would use the magic set to get the fish. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1740 | My perspective on the meal has changed. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1741 | Concentrate, and ask again! | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1742 | Goldfish got your tongue? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1743 | Somebody's going to be in serious trouble when the missus gets home. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1744 | The cat did it. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1745 | My advice is, don't get into an existential conflict with a goldfish. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1746 | I should have read that vacation rental listing more carefully. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1747 | Can we go out for a roll? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1748 | There’s supposed to be snow in the globe, but, y’know, climate chang | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1749 | Isn't this where you keep the fish? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1750 | It’s my turn to go into space! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1751 | I'm a specialty breed. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1752 | I'm unvaccinated. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1753 | It's called thinking ahead. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1754 | If a dog barks in a fishbowl does it make a ruff? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
1755 | One more time. I am NOT a dogfish. Do NOT put water in the bowl. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1756 | I was thirsty; give me an hour and I will refill it. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1757 | Who's that weirdo?" (by the students of 4C at The Center for Early Education | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
1758 | Do you even know what guide dogs are for? You're not going to get anywhere this way. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1759 | This explains the dead goldfish on the floor. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1760 | I'd let you pet me, but you're not in my bubble. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1761 | I'm sorry for your loss. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1762 | I guess you put the fish in my bowl. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1763 | Tom has decided to name his new fish Fluffy | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1764 | OK, fine! "Meow!" NOW are you convinced I'm a cat? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1765 | I can’t explain it. I just took a sip! | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1766 | I didn't eat the fish. I just drank the water. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1767 | This is your worst magic trick ever! I want a divorce. Also,where’s Fishy? | 1.2455 | 0.05508 | 110 | 91 | 11 | 8 |
1768 | Now you know how being married feels. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1769 | It's Lent? | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1770 | Worldcoin Orb v4.5 completes the global launch using the animal trojan series. Founders must choose between expanding to Jupiter or retiring lavishly with regrets of the tetrahedron persuasion while launching the Anti-Dystopian Rhetoric Foundation. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
1771 | It’s more affordable than the doghouse rent and has tons of natural light. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1772 | It's still not a dog bowl. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1773 | What I've learned living in a glass house is you shouldn't stow bones. Let me out and I'll never dig in the yard again. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1774 | I'll get that cat for eating the goldfish and blaming it on me. But first I'll roll this thing forward three inches, and he'll be picking glass out of his shins for a week. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1775 | Pete couldn't walk by the jar on his coworker's desk without taking a puppy or two. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1776 | Shake me. I like playing in snow. | 1.2451 | 0.04501 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
1777 | Miniature Bichon Fishay | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1778 | I'm still your best friend, right? | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1779 | I gotta pee. Can you at least lay down some gravel? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1780 | What?? I was thirsty | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1781 | Please don't add water | 1.2451 | 0.05649 | 102 | 84 | 11 | 7 |
1782 | Well yes, I know, but if you could still manage a belly rub I'd be much obliged. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1783 | Don’t be mad. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1784 | Your ‘golden’ stereotyping is pretty damn offensive. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1785 | What goldfish? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1786 | It was the perfect plan, until Fluffy convinced Goldie to double-cross me. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1787 | This is by far the weirdest snow globe I've ever received. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1788 | Sure, I'm suitable for apartment living, more or less. Two things. One is that I prefer kibble to flakes. The other requires me to be indelicate, but you're not taking me for a walk in this, if you get my drift. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1789 | And I could ask how you got out there. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1790 | I’m having a home-swap holiday. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1791 | My doctor said I needed more fish in my diet" | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1792 | Can you roll me around the house a little? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1793 | It wouldn't be so bad if I only had a 3 second memory. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1794 | I hope you didn't put the goldfish in the doghouse again. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1795 | Yes, fine. Both fish, the little plants, that treasure chest and all the water too and I’m a very bad dog. Now please, I really really REALLY need to get to the yard. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
1796 | Hey man, let me out of here. Let me out and I'll, uh... I'll do that thing, the thing with the peanut butter. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1797 | It’s time you learned the truth. I’m not a goldfish. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1798 | You're bewildered?" | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1799 | OK it's been an hour and I still love you. Now get me out of here. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1800 | It's small, but I like the smell of fish. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1801 | I survived on water and sushi. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1802 | Something seems fishy here. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1803 | It's the cat's fault. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1804 | My therapist says I'm not ready for fetch. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1805 | I preferred the kennel | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1806 | Nice try, but I’m not letting the cat out of the bag. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1807 | I'm got sick of being the one always sent to the dog house. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1808 | I don’t know anything anymore Gordon. | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
1809 | You try sitting in your own poop! | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
1810 | No. I'm not a dogfish. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1811 | If you're looking at this crystal ball right now, I'm in the living room and I really need to go out to pee and poop! | 1.2432 | 0.05462 | 111 | 92 | 11 | 8 |
1812 | It’s a dog eat dog world out there. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1813 | I'm in training for outer space | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1814 | So, I was thirsty and felt like having a little sushi. Why do you ask? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1815 | I was thirsty. Sue me. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1816 | Are you done humping the neighbors dog? | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1817 | I’d go out back and check on the fish if I were you. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1818 | So who can afford a real dog anymore? | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
1819 | No, this won't turn me into a catfish | 1.2427 | 0.04464 | 103 | 79 | 23 | 1 |
1820 | I told you I was through fetching. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1821 | I am going to need to see your vaccine card if you want to pet me. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1822 | They took all the water and the plants with them. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1823 | I'm addressing my supply chain problem. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1824 | First I drank the water. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1825 | Now that we've actually met, I should admit I was catfishing you. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1826 | I don't know either. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1827 | What's the problem? You thought I was cute when I was a dogfish tadpole. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1828 | You tell me. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1829 | Don't you ever ask me to be your best friend again. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1830 | I think the pet store sold me the wrong fish. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1831 | Fish is a wonderful source of high-quality protein. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1832 | You're looking at an alternative fish. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1833 | Didn't you ask for a genie in a bottle? Well, I'm Genie. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1834 | The pet store was all out of teacups. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1835 | I'm transitioning | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1836 | The view is amazing." | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1837 | Relax, I’m a mix between a golden and a goldfish. | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1838 | Don't judge me, I'm still a Vegan. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1839 | Where to? What next? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1840 | I have plenty of water, but you need to get more fish. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1841 | It said,"Eat me." | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1842 | I was thirsty. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1843 | No, you are not ready for a relationship. You killed the plant and put me in here. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1844 | Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1845 | I have dreams bigger than being part of a diorama in a snow globe. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1846 | She's out back playing fetch with Bubbles. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1847 | Bob regretted asking the genie for a bitch that would bowl him over. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1848 | The cat was bothering him. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1849 | I can't unsee it--the freezer, the meat | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1850 | It didn’t look like that on the website, honey. I’ve been catfished | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1851 | I'm mystified by dog fish. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1852 | I ate one goldfish and now I am in The Twilight Zone. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1853 | It's the only way I'm going to get overfed. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1854 | I should have taken the “terrier-arium” label more literally. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1855 | Dogs in glass houses shouldn’t throw bones. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1856 | Virgil, I feel completely objectified in here. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1857 | Yes, your birthday wish for a small dog could have been a little more specific. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1858 | I know how this looks, but really, he lured me in here, and now who knows where he is. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1859 | At least you can't follow me into the bathroom now. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1860 | I was adopted. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1861 | Can we at least go back to the hamster ball? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1862 | The goldfish isn’t here either! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1863 | My preference would be a glass cutter. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1864 | I guess this means a walk is out. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1865 | Honey, what did you feed the fish? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1866 | Bark bark bark? Bark! Bark bark bark bark. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1867 | Maybe just a minnow or a goldfish for company? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1868 | Some privacy, please? I don’t have a doggy door. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1869 | Show me your vaccination proof | 1.2400 | 0.05003 | 125 | 103 | 14 | 8 |
1870 | Glen rethinks his dosage. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1871 | I am sure the steak tasted great, but I warned you not to bargain with the goldfish. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1872 | Now where did I put the fish’s leash? | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
1873 | For the umpteenth time, I am NOT a dog fish. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1874 | Sorry, your mother thought you said cheap pet not chia-pet. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1875 | Give me goldfish or give me death! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1876 | Shake me to see the yellow snow. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1877 | "I was thirsty, hungry, and thirsty some more, then I realized what I did and felt a need for protection." | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1878 | Now you can over feed me. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1879 | You made your body choice. I’m making mine. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1880 | The dog ate it! | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1881 | Do you ever feel like a fish out of water? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1882 | I WAS CURIOUS | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1883 | Now curb the goldfish. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1884 | Are you sure? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1885 | Hey, I'm bowl eligible now. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1886 | You talkin’ to me? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1887 | Frankly, your breath is not so great either. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1888 | Would've been better with soy sauce. | 1.2391 | 0.06059 | 92 | 77 | 8 | 7 |
1889 | Mommy says this is the only way you can be in our bubble. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1890 | Of course you still have to pick up my poop,in fact more so than ever | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1891 | I ‘m a bark in a bottle , arf arf! | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1892 | No, I said GUPPIES only grow to the size of their enclosures. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
1893 | Sorry, Rex! I asked her to fill your dog bowl. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1894 | There once was a man name o’ Pat. Who had a fish in a bowl, and a cat. Though Pat liked the fish, the cat saw a “dish;” and now she is happy and fat. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1895 | When you begin to question how drunk you got last night. Who's dog is this? Where's the fish? | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1896 | So the fish says “put yourself in my place….” BTW, I ate him. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1897 | I guess we are both stuck behind glasses now. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1898 | Rod, focus! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1899 | At least you don’t have to flush it down the toilet now. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1900 | You know, the humidity in here is ruining my fur, David. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1901 | You know I can just jump out, right? | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1902 | I still don’t know how you expect me to float to the top when I die. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1903 | Look I'm sorry they were out of fish... | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1904 | I ate the fish and drank the water. Now what? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1905 | My bark is bigger than my bowl. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1906 | I was parched. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1907 | Your wife bought this old RCA tv, and I came with it. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1908 | All things considered, I feel safer in here. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1909 | I was duped. Find Goldie . . . There isn't much time! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1910 | Yeah, I drank the water, but I didn't eat the fish. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
1911 | Dude! I've been vaxed. Happy to get a PCR test too. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1912 | What part of, I'm not a fish, didn't you understand? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1913 | 'Abracadabra'...I was here and your genius son ran off with Bubbles. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1914 | I was told to guard the place until they get back. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1915 | Alright, the goldfish was delicious and I have drunk the water; now get me out if here! | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1916 | First, catfished on Tinder, and now this. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1917 | Let’s just say Air B & B made a mistake” | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1918 | That goldfish was much meaner than he looked. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1919 | Stay. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1920 | So at MIT did you take the followup class about getting me the hell our of here? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1921 | I came, I saw and I conquered. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1922 | Strangely, I can't remember what happened to the goldfish... | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1923 | I've been studying him for months. He keeps staring at me. Never blinks. Do you think he has a catatonic disorder? | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1924 | The goldfish were delicious, but now I feel like Jack Cousteau. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1925 | What kind of master puts kibble in a goldfish bowl, then leaves for vacation? | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1926 | How did I get in here, then? | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1927 | The Goldfish was a nice amuse bouche; what's for the main course? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1928 | Be a sport. Everybody gets a turn in the fish bowl. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1929 | When you told me to fetch my bowl, I kind of got carried away. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1930 | I should have reviewed the timeshare contract more carefully | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1931 | I thought it was fish Friday... | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1932 | If you want me to live here, I’ll need snow. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1933 | No sea castles. Just a bone. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1934 | You can let me out now, I'm done marking my terraritory. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1935 | It’s called Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1936 | How's Bubbles doing out there in the kennel? | 1.2371 | 0.05820 | 97 | 81 | 9 | 7 |
1937 | I wanted to know how it felt to be a Kardashian. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1938 | Walks? No! Swims? Yes!! | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1939 | Paraphrasing Thoreau, what are you doing out there? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1940 | Make a wish already. The genie in the bottle is so yesterday. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1941 | No, dog bowls are for food. Dog food, you understand. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1942 | But I just don’t feel like a tetra anymore. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
1943 | He's not the only fish out of water. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1944 | Welcome earthling. Take me to your leader. | 1.2366 | 0.05999 | 93 | 78 | 8 | 7 |
1945 | It was a cute idea,but no one ever fully resolved the glass/slobber problem. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1946 | I really don’t think it’ll stop him from licking the scar. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1947 | Come on in. The lack of water's fine. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1948 | Seriously, I want to go bowling. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1949 | Now, think hard--where did you put the gold fish!! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1950 | Who’s a bubble dog? I’m a bubble dog! But I’m still a bubble of love dog. Yes I am! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1951 | It’s just until the landlord leaves. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1952 | I got the goldfish, but it wasn't worth it | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1953 | What do you expect? It’s thundering out and the bathtub’s occupied. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1954 | Can't you find me a space helmet that fits? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1955 | It's a dog's life. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1956 | I didn't say I was a fish Gerald, I said I liked the BAND Phish. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1957 | We normally don't leave our planet, Canine, but we understand yours has gone to the dogs. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1958 | I told the pet shop I wanted a goldfish, not a golden retriever | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1959 | Can you get the fish out of my doghouse? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1960 | Do I look like a goldfish to you? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1961 | Enjoyed the fish dinner yesterday, thanks. What’s on the menu today? | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
1962 | It’s not so bad. I could have been the elephant in the living room. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1963 | Bubbles the goldfish asked me to reserve his spot…honest | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1964 | What do you mean a clown fish trapped in a dog's body? | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1965 | I come in peace. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1966 | Carl, we've known each other for how long? Five years? That's like 35 years. And in all those years have I or have I not been nothing but a faithful friend? Carl? Carl, answer me!" | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1967 | So, what were you expecting? A rabbit? A cat in a hat? Magicians are also working remotely these days. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1968 | If Bezos or Musk need me, I can be available... | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1969 | That was one tricky goldfish. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1970 | No, we just changed venues. Do I look like a cat? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1971 | I told you I was a crossbreed. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1972 | For the last time, I'm NOT a fish! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1973 | Dogfish? Do I look like a dogfish to you? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1974 | Obviously I'm a powerful alien in a space ship! What did YOU think?? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1975 | Now try suggesting it was me who dealt one. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1976 | Hey buddy—mind turning the bowl upside-down so I can pee? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1977 | What did you expect, fish | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1978 | Isn't it about time to take the goldfish out for a drag around the block? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1979 | Safety over comfort. And where’s your mask ? | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1980 | And you wonder why you’re still single!” | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1981 | It's expensive, but it's got a great view and it's close to the park. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1982 | You and me both, buddy. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1983 | You're the master, but are we sure this microdosing thing is working the way it's supposed to? | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
1984 | Goldy? No idea where he is. Oh, stop giving me that Keith-Morrison-Dateline-“Oh, he had an idea, alright”-look. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1985 | I just wanted to see how I would look as the first dog in space | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1986 | The gerbil's in my house out back. And the cat's in the gerbil's cage. And the goldfish is in the cat. And I'm in here. Your turn! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1987 | Did I hear you say the word "walk"? | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1988 | Any pet shop knows that cats prefer to drink moving water | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1989 | If I stay still maybe he won't notice... | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1990 | What? You couldn't afford a fish? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1991 | No, I’m not your wife. Let me out. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1992 | One problem. No litter box. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1993 | Well, it all started with the damn cat! | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1994 | From the inside looking out I can see you’ve gained weight during Covid pandemic | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
1995 | ‘Good Boy’ in a bubble? Really? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1996 | Don’t you dare name your brewery after me. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
1997 | That's a no for dinner but I do need to go outside to pee. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1998 | It's rough in here. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1999 | Dogfish, the perfect pet! | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2000 | Wait…ball….am I… INSIDE the ball? | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2001 | I don't get a Treasure Chest? | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2002 | Hey man, you think you could drop some kibble in my bowl? | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2003 | I ate all the Goldfish. Now I can’t get squeeze out! | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2004 | kafkaesque… | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2005 | Hide and seek | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2006 | So then I said, 'If you can figure out a way to breathe air and shrink me to your size, then be my guest!' | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2007 | No water, please. I can't swim. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2008 | Honestly, I fared pretty well. On the other hand, the cat was put into the terrarium with the boa. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2009 | Just don’t flush me down the toilet when you get tired of me. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2010 | In here, it’s a dog eat fish world. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2011 | I’m really sorry; I swear that poodle said she was vaccinated. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2012 | help me, help you | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
2013 | 21st Century Dogfish Breeder | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2014 | My time in transit was appalling! | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2015 | I see endless biscuits and fetch in your future | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2016 | Yup, not much privacy..... | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2017 | How does it feel to be on the outside looking in? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2018 | Yours would too if all you ate was dog food. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2019 | Canis minor, actually... | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2020 | I think it's time we get past bluey's death. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2021 | Tell me again....Who ya gonna vote for? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2022 | How do you like my inflatable costume? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2023 | Good, good...now fill it with bacon... | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
2024 | And that box of crumbs you've been sprinkling in. Not cool. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2025 | I know we have been very careful about Covid 19. But, Fido, don’t you think this is taking social distancing a bit too far? | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2026 | I feel safer in here. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2027 | I thought I ordered the catfish… | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2028 | What sort of "Golden Doodle" were you hoping for? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2029 | What? I’m a dogfish. Look it up! | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2030 | I was hungry, Phil. And thirsty. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2031 | The cat thought you wouldn't notice. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2032 | If you put even an ounce of water in here right now it counts as a war crime. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2033 | He flipped me off, so I ate him. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2034 | Dont worry, this is a snowglobe. I just have to start shedding first. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2035 | All I’m doing is trying to learn how to look at things from someone else’s point of view. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2036 | Sorry. I’m a fish-eating dog. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2037 | I'm drowning. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2038 | Just what kind of mix- breed did those rescue home folks tell you I am ? | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2039 | BOb was just wondering what happened to his goldfish and his cat... | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
2040 | What part of ‘dog house’ didn’t you understand? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2041 | Fish for dinner again? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2042 | If you don’t take me for more walks, bath time is going to get gross. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2043 | Weird to be weird. It's what passes for funny these days. Why aren't you laughing? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2044 | Seriously? | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2045 | I was thirsty so I drank all the water . I don't know where the goldfish went . | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2046 | It’s the great resignation. I want less puppy, more guppy. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2047 | The fish was tasty and I drank all the water. Now can you get me out? | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2048 | The fish is in the doghouse. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2049 | I also speak English | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2050 | I know you’re tired of walking me, but maybe you don’t understand the root of the problem… | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2051 | Don't even think of swallowing it. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2052 | Barry realised that he only had himself to blame. This happens every time the door to the toilet is left closed overnight. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2053 | I don't know. I don't really care for the smell of wet dog. | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
2054 | I'll grant you three wishes.... | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2055 | Maybe you should check the cookie jar. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2056 | Can I at least get a mini castle? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2057 | So this is it? I end up living in a fish bowl only because you chose moving into a Co-op that has a no dog policy?! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2058 | Please believe me. I don’t want to be Captain Nemo. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2059 | Now can I drink out of the toilet like Goldie did? | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2060 | I ate it. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2061 | If you remembered to fill my water bowl, I wouldn't be here. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2062 | Long story. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2063 | You're" disappointed? Wait 'till I get out of here...I'll show you disappointed | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2064 | MOVA globes said it would feature a rover... | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2065 | You ate the ship and now you can’t get out? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2066 | You don’t want to wear a mask? Then “THIS” is what I am doing! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2067 | I gave the goldfish 24 hours to vacate the premises. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2068 | Enough with the internet posts: My life already is a fish bowl. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2069 | Now let's work on "Heel." | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2070 | Pavlov, you're not. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2071 | Good boy! Now go and fetch me food. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2072 | Just what the hell do you think a dogfish is, anyway? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2073 | How is walking the fish instead of me working out for you? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2074 | So I was in the attic thinking about the goldfish, and I rubbed up against this old dusty lamp and, poof. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
2075 | It's a dog eat guppy world out there. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2076 | Sorry, I get a lotta echo in here. I thought you said “guppy.” | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2077 | The water is always fresher on the other side of the bowl. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2078 | Good news, you don't have to change the water in the fish bowl anymore! | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2079 | You really don't know what a catfish is, do you? | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2080 | This is what happens when you overfeed the goldfish. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2081 | Whatever you do, don't shake me. I'm not a snow globe. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2082 | You do realize that this does not make me a dogfish. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2083 | I don't know what to tell you. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2084 | I can assure you that the fish was well. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2085 | Turns out, Greg is only good at potty-training goldfish. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
2086 | Yes, I am the magic dog of the crystal ball. And to answer your question, no Epstein did not kill himself. | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
2087 | I asked for a dinner bowl. | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2088 | It's not that I never talk- It's that you never listen | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2089 | Roundly appreciate your taking notice of me now. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2090 | Those who live in glass houses should never throw bones. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2091 | Go ahead and ask. It’s a good story. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2092 | Hey! There's a pandemic! I needed a safety bubble. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2093 | That's nothing - you should see his goldfish catch a Frisbee. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2094 | Alan, would you mind? I can't go until you shake the snow globe. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2095 | Can’t you just go back to building boats in a bottle. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2096 | I had to drink the water too, so please get me to the litter box quick! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2097 | Yeah, well, when the cat's away ... | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2098 | The little pet had ruined his life (by the students of 4D at The Center for Early Education) | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2099 | I do feel secure, but my right to privacy has been severely compromised | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2100 | The dog treats were worth it | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2101 | I love to fetch as much as anyone, but I'm not coming back out until you show me proof of vaccination. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2102 | I had my protein and washed it down, now get my ass outta here! | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2103 | Please Milton. The goldfish isn't coming back.. and I gotta go. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2104 | First, this is not what it looks like. | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2105 | No, I haven't seen a goldfish on a leash | 1.2294 | 0.05154 | 109 | 90 | 13 | 6 |
2106 | This won't stop me, John. It won't | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
2107 | You never heard of catfishing? | 1.2294 | 0.05154 | 109 | 90 | 13 | 6 |
2108 | Stop saying 'Lassie, get help.' I'm Lassie and I need YOU to get help. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2109 | It's a terrarium – not terrier-ium. Get it. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2110 | Didn’t anyone in that pathetic pet shop help you with designing my habitat? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2111 | How is that thinking out of the bowl thing working for you? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2112 | I'm trying to simplify feeding time for us both. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2113 | I thought disrupting the pet industry meant I'd be in charge. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2114 | Listen Bob, You know I can't swim. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2115 | The cat got three wishes. The fish and I were one and two, and I won't tell you what's going on with your upholstery right now. | 1.2292 | 0.05826 | 96 | 81 | 8 | 7 |
2116 | Have you checked on Flipper recently? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2117 | I told you. I'm a sociopath. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2118 | Jeff Bezos said I had to practice for my space flight. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2119 | Your kid is a menace. She's taking the fish for a walk. | 1.2289 | 0.06488 | 83 | 71 | 5 | 7 |
2120 | I am NOT a catfish! (Actually, I’m a dogfish.) | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2121 | Are you really,really sorry? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2122 | May I have a moment in private, please? | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2123 | It’s my COVID mandate. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2124 | Want to play fetch? | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2125 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2126 | ’Ship-tzu’ in a bottle. How hilarious. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2127 | Carnival prizes have sure come a long way. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2128 | You'll find my memory of this to be a lot longer than 10 seconds. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2129 | “The bowl was empty when I got here!” | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2130 | You need to have your eyes checked. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2131 | I'm almost 15 years old. I wanted to tour the globe. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2132 | If you're wondering, the goldfish is presently chasing squirrels. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2133 | I can't find it... Nemo isn't here. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2134 | Stupid goldfish sold it to me for a dog biscuit and transport to the pond. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2135 | There was the small matter of disposing of the goldfish, but after that it was just a case of draining the bowl. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2136 | I always knew I was different. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2137 | Trust me, you're more of a catfish person. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2138 | Fish Dog: The Ultimate Gen Z Pet! | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
2139 | Can we start with a walk where I tell you all about it? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2140 | Wanna see snow? | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2141 | Okay, but if I die, do not flush me down the toilet. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2142 | Not guppy - puppy! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2143 | It's the cat, it was always the cat! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2144 | "Siri quit. I'll be your best friend, but don't ask me to name all 7 Dwarves." | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2145 | Fish are friends, not food. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2146 | It's just until you agree to wear a mask. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2147 | 'When does the snow start?" | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2148 | The water tasted good, but the gold fish was a little mealy. | 1.2277 | 0.05608 | 101 | 85 | 9 | 7 |
2149 | It was THIIIS BIG! | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2150 | Fishing for a compliment again!? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2151 | Are we metaversing correctly? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2152 | Get real Marvin. You only think you don’t live in a fishbowl. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2153 | I just wanted to snap at the snowflakes.... | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2154 | Things got a little weird for Karl after getting fired from PetSmart. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2155 | Would you believe its fish Friday ! | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2156 | Where's Guppy? Check the doghouse. I don't understand how I got here, either. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2157 | ''Never mind the fish .Wheres the cat!!'' | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2158 | Most of us celebrities live life in a fish bowl | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2159 | I just try to fit in. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2160 | Get that lamp again. Carefully say, 'go fetch,' not 'goldfish'. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2161 | When you stare at me I feel like I'm in a fish bowl. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2162 | There was no fish. There was no water. Let me out. I have to pee. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2163 | So peaceful in here. ..just hope nothing happens to change the atmosphere." | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2164 | OK! I'll get out of here, if you tell me how I got in. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2165 | Rover learns the hard way about catfishing. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2166 | Don't let Nemo poop on the Miller's lawn. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2167 | Don't spill me or you'll make a poodle. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2168 | Not my idea of a global outlook! | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2169 | Does this mean we're no longer best friends? | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2170 | Those fish didn’t carry COVID did they? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2171 | You know I won't forget this is 3 seconds, right? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2172 | The water was gross, but the fish were tasty. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
2173 | I know I put myself on the waiting list for this space, but now I understand why the goldfish left.... | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2174 | Don't shake me to get the snow going. It makes me nauseous. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2175 | What did you feed me? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2176 | Perhaps we can rethink your solution for my separation anxiety while you are at work. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2177 | AKC's newest breed -- the Betta dog | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2178 | Just take me back already. You look more like a fish person anyway. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2179 | How were your goldfish and I to know it was 'Freaky Friday'? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2180 | I don’t know anything about a goldfish but I gotta pee like a racehorse! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2181 | I told the genie that I wished I knew what it was like to be a goldfish. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2182 | Why have a dog,when you can have a meta dog? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2183 | I haven't got any bigger while I've been in here. Maybe you should try too. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2184 | You rescued me from the pound. So rescue me again. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2185 | You’ve made your point - drink from the toilet, be flushed down the toilet.” | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2186 | You’re still going to have to clean up after me, you know. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2187 | Just don't fill this with water. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2188 | Well, Duh! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2189 | I'm not a catfish! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2190 | You can just dump the food through that hole from now on. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2191 | I take it the only pet your parents let you have as a child was a goldfish. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2192 | i did not think i would fit in here either | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2193 | Goldfish? What goldfish? | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2194 | I guess this new environment invalidates the seven basic commands. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2195 | I tried to tell them I wasn't a fish. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2196 | Marking my territory is kind of redundant | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2197 | I hungered for your undivided attention; and, of course, for the fish. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2198 | If you want me to get a rabies vaccine, just say so. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2199 | Of course I'm a dog! What? You expected a goldfish? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2200 | Dogfish? No, why do you ask? | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
2201 | Look the acoustics in here are fantastic. I'm not going to stop singing the Lido Shuffle no matter how many Beggin' Strips you give me | 1.2250 | 0.06408 | 80 | 68 | 6 | 6 |
2202 | It's safer this way... | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2203 | You know that a goldfish and a golden retriever are two different things, right? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2204 | Goldfish, Bitcoin--potato, potahto | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2205 | It was this or the cone. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2206 | Wilbur, will you please take me out of here and feed me | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2207 | What do you mean you didn't get that on video? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2208 | Don't tell the cat. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2209 | I’m telling you, I need to go to bathroom now. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2210 | You mean they weren't sushi? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2211 | What? You expected a frog? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2212 | Now, it's your turn. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2213 | There's gotta be a better way to keep me from running away | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2214 | Puppy, not guppy! | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2215 | I'm sorry, Gary, but I just don't feel comfortable since you started showing COVID symptoms. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2216 | 'Trick or treat..." | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2217 | Why do I look like a dog in a fish bowl? The cartoonist hates cats! | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2218 | Look this way...look...use your eyes man. Help... | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2219 | Did the Specialist mention anything about walks?" | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2220 | Can't you accept me for what I am? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2221 | Well, you look and sound bigger, but now you can’t bite ankles. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2222 | I'll come out as soon as you show me your proof of vaccination. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2223 | Talk about quarantine | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2224 | Like everything else, it's Covid related. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2225 | Please don't give me that fish food again! | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2226 | Thanks, but I’d much rather get Covid. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2227 | If you fill this damn bowl with water I'll swim the hell outta here. | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2228 | Are you assuming my species? | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2229 | And you told me at the kennel that you'd find a safe, snug home for me! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2230 | It’s not what you think it is | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2231 | No, I can't dog paddle | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2232 | What did you think dogfish look like? | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2233 | Still no more privacy than a goldfish | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
2234 | I ain’t leaving until you get vaccinated. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2235 | If I shake it I hate to think what will float around. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2236 | Blame Mick Stevens. He put me here. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2237 | I ate the fish and drank the water. What you gonna do about it? | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2238 | I am NOT a sled dog and this is NOT a snow globe. Now can you let me out. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2239 | The third time time I pissed on the floor, she shrunk me and stuck me in here. The first time you shit the bed, it's the Pleasant Valley Nursing Home for you. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2240 | I am one up from teacup. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2241 | I will not die quietly | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2242 | I didn't do it! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2243 | I think you need to see an optometrist. I'm not the frog you think I am. | 1.2234 | 0.05888 | 94 | 80 | 7 | 7 |
2244 | Try looking at the foot of your bed | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2245 | So remind me again who told you I was a Portuguese Water Dog? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2246 | I ate the sushi that was swimming in here. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2247 | What? You've never seen a Goldfish Retriever before? | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2248 | People who live in glass houses should not have dogs. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2249 | As a dog foster parent you have a lot to learn. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2250 | Fish me out of here, will ya?!! | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2251 | I wish I could let you out but you haven't shown me your proof of vaccination yet. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2252 | What's wrong? Fish got your tongue? | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2253 | Don't just stand there! Fetch me another goldfish! | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2254 | The worst part is cleaning the bowl. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2255 | Definitely stones. But maybe shouldn't throw sticks either. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2256 | I think Amazon mixed up my pee pad order! | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2257 | I've learned my lesson Bob, I am truly sorry I ate your goldfish." | 1.2230 | 0.04456 | 139 | 115 | 17 | 7 |
2258 | Dammit! Dammit! I hypnotized him but forgot that I don't know how to speak, so I can't tell him what to do! | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2259 | The infomercial said, ‘Just add water and wait 30 seconds.’ | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2260 | 'Turning around three times before lying down is going to damage both me and he bowl...' | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2261 | A serial killer's best friend. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2262 | I'm a golden fish retiever. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2263 | I'd like the little pirate chest, hold the bubbles, and a bone." | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2264 | "Goldie was mocking me again AND I was real thirsty..." | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2265 | Your wife is cheating on you, you idiot. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2266 | Ate the fish, drank the water. Get me out! | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2267 | Sushi anyone? | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2268 | I'm in the witness protection program. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2269 | Don't bother. I'm not hungry anymore. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2270 | I can't fetch, Kevin. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2271 | Ok, you got me ok, now get me OUT! | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
2272 | When I asked for a new dog bowl, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2273 | I’m a rescue sea monkey. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2274 | Wow !! Is this how dogfish looks like ? Yeah,I can see why they called it like that . Very interesting!! | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2275 | I told the cat, "don't do anything to anyone else that you wouldn't want done to yourself." | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2276 | My physical appearance can appeal to "dog people" and "cat people", and this bowl location may even interest some "goldfish people" | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2277 | Do I really look like some kind if fish, you idiot? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2278 | You know fishing is my favorite sport | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2279 | I thought you said fish, not fetch | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2280 | I could have sworn I ordered a catfish. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2281 | Believe me, everyone was wearing a mask | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2282 | If you can be non-binary why can't I? | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2283 | If you wanted a fish, you should have gotten a fish. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2284 | First, you get a toy poodle, now you buy a boxer in a bubble? Do you have a thing for small canines? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2285 | WOOF ! It was either me or you,master ! | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2286 | Who’s going to blink first? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2287 | Social distancing | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2288 | On a first date I think you need to dress up more and you missed a spot shaving. But what do I know? I'm just a miniature talking dog trapped in this crystal globe. | 1.2212 | 0.05458 | 104 | 88 | 9 | 7 |
2289 | The sushi bar is closed. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2290 | Did Goldie like the walk? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2291 | I can’t wait to watch the puppy bowl. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2292 | Why do you think you're seeing a dog when I'm clearly a fish? | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2293 | Because I’m a cat | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2294 | Gold lab, goldfish, what's the difference? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2295 | Is this something you saw on Tik Tok, because I'm getting a bit claustrophobic. | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2296 | So I ate the silly fish. So what? | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2297 | I'm ready for the next course. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2298 | You're still pissed that I forgot your birthday? | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2299 | See what I mean? Occam's razor is no darn help explaining this one! | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2300 | President Trump sent me to help the goldfish. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2301 | I’m not ready to tell anyone else yet, so please keep this between us. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2302 | I 'm still not a Portuguese water dog! | 1.2211 | 0.04280 | 95 | 74 | 21 | 0 |
2303 | Seriously, it’s think outside of the box! | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2304 | I heard you tell Mommy you love catfish. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2305 | So much for the narrative that says you’re my best friend | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2306 | I'm guessing, he is flipping and flopping all around the backyard, out of breath, and wishing we made better choices. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2307 | Three of 'em. Guppies, I think. When I woke up, here I was! Man, I hope you catch 'em! | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2308 | Stan & his 'Goldie retriever.' | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2309 | Fetch of the Day | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2310 | Is it time for my walk yet? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2311 | Yeah, so how did the goldfish enjoy the park? | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2312 | I'm just one lost soul sitting in a fish bowl year after year. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2313 | It just feels safer in here … | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2314 | This is another fine mess you've gotten me into. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2315 | OK, I ate the fish. So what? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2316 | A lot of people react the same way to a rough-coated dogfish. I get this all the time. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2317 | You must really miss that fish. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2318 | I'm house-sitting | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2319 | I know the housing market is tough right now, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2320 | No catfish, OK? | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2321 | My memory span is three seconds, and you're asking ME how it happened? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2322 | Even a dog likes Sushi! | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2323 | Guess how many jelly beans I ate. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2324 | 'Scuse me, but if you were planning on having three wishes you should have gone for the lamp | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2325 | I'll come our after I see you proof of vaccination! | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2326 | Here's looking at you, baby | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2327 | Don't be so alarmed, I'm just a little doodle. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2328 | It wasn't me. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2329 | You know, at some point I'm going to outgrow this. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2330 | Please get me out of this fishbowel because I'm a dog! and if you don't I'll sue The New Yorker for millions! | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2331 | That's not the ?? fish I bought at the pet store. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2332 | The previous tenant was sub-letting. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2333 | Who’s a good bubble boy? | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2334 | Look, being in the dog house is one thing, but this is down right humiliating! | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2335 | That's why I don't throw stones | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2336 | Larry, you know I'm a dog. Let me out! | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2337 | Where did the fish go | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2338 | I said, "Shake to ball, let's see if we can get a little snow around this place." | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2339 | well, how about a bit of a fern? | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2340 | Definitely not a catfish. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2341 | Bone...I said give a dog a bone! | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2342 | That cat's gotta go! | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2343 | Your optometrist should get you a stronger prescription. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2344 | It’s called karma. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2345 | I don’t wanna be a good buoy. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2346 | As a hologram and NFT, you can call me "DATA GOOD BOY!!!" | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2347 | Don't worry about me. I can deal with being in here. But you better see how the goldfish is doing in the doghouse | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2348 | What? Horse medicine makes a goldfish look like a dog. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2349 | What did the goldfish do? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2350 | Wrong pet. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2351 | If he says Catfish one more time.... | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2352 | I know what yer thinking; but you're WRONG; I ordered it online | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2353 | Um, the fish asked me to watch their bowl while they went on vacation? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2354 | Quick! Find the goldfish. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2355 | I was picked up by aliens who did terrible things to me, gave me laced gummy bears, placed me in this sealed environment and brought me back home. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2356 | See! I keep trying to tell you...there's something sinister about that cat! | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2357 | I wonder if this is the best of both worlds?" From the bowl a muffled "Woof! | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2358 | Next time buy a catfish, Dillweed. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2359 | When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2360 | Trust me, I’’m definitely hypoallergenic | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2361 | Give me some treats and I will tell fortune | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2362 | To you, Harold, the fish represents your feelings of being trapped in your life and your job. The reason that - in this dream - the fish has turned into me, your dog, is because I represent happiness. You wonder if you can be happy while trapped. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2363 | Burp | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2364 | I asked her to buy a doge coin, not a doge koi. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2365 | please get out Max, I said we're eating hotdogs not hot dogs. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2366 | It all started with the philosophical question, "Do goldfish have many lives like cats," and one thing led to another. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2367 | I probably should have sprung for the bird cage | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2368 | First, I heard a giant sucking sound!! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2369 | Just take a peek in here, he said. | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
2370 | I appreciate the gesture, but I'm just not a reservoir dog. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2371 | I know I am supposed to be a toy breed, but this cage is still ridiculous. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2372 | According to the vet, I have Covid and am therefore self isolating. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2373 | The water was great, the goldfish, meh. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2374 | You can go ahead and pour the water in, its me, I'm just trying on my cat outfit | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2375 | Oh, there you are. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2376 | There must be a better way to pay tribute to Goldy. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2377 | If Fauci asks where I am, you haven't seen me. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2378 | No. I'm not going to do laps. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2379 | Don’t’ ‘good doggie’ me, this is ridiculous! | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2380 | I really liked your new dog food. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2381 | I'm pretty sure that it's you that's become so large! | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2382 | What? You never seen a dogfish before? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2383 | You refused to wear a mask… | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2384 | Ok but you won’t eat the dog, right? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2385 | You definitely said “terrarium”. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2386 | I just asked for a damn water bowl! | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2387 | What, so only the goldfish was allowed to have his own space? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2388 | Will you be a good boy and toss a stick in here? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2389 | At least you won't have to change the water, but..... | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2390 | Please just put the food in the hole like you usually do. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2391 | Not until I see your vaccine card, bud. | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2392 | Well, the glass does make you look thinner! | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2393 | It could always be worse, if you're upside-down in a blizzard. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2394 | I said fetch, not fish! | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2395 | The gold fish was good but getting out is harder than it looks | 1.2177 | 0.04370 | 124 | 101 | 19 | 4 |
2396 | Just because it’s a bigger bowl, doesn’t mean I’ll put more food in it. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2397 | Ok, let me try one more time to explain the difference between a fishbowl and a dog-bowl. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2398 | Nice hobby. Why couldn't you just get Netflix like everyone else. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2399 | I knew you could shrink me but the globe thing is new. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2400 | You don’t need to keep me on such a tight leash. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2401 | Is my lunch ready? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2402 | I really had a taste for goldfish . . . Yada Yada Yada. And here we are. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
2403 | It was being koi, and I was being moi. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2404 | In my metaverse, I'm a fish. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2405 | Been framed, look into affairs of Dr. Purr | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2406 | Aww shucks!! If I hadn’t fed you so much I’d be able to get you out! | 1.2170 | 0.05193 | 106 | 89 | 11 | 6 |
2407 | WOW! Now I understand the idiom... FISH OUT OF WATER!! | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2408 | You said you wanted a dogfish. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2409 | If you want this to work, I'm going to need scuba gear. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2410 | Why am I here? I have no fins! | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2411 | Rub my belly for a fortune. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2412 | It helps signal that I’m a low maintenance pet. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2413 | How did you drink the water and eat the fish? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2414 | If you're not going to walk me, could I read today's paper? | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
2415 | Don't fence me in | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2416 | Covid has been so hard on people that sometimes Ed just had no words... | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2417 | It is better to be on the outside looking in than the inside looking out | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2418 | Sam recognized the dread miniature goldfish retriever. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2419 | You know how a dogs sense of smell is 10,000 times more sensitive than a humans? Have a whiff of this bowl and see if you still think this is a good idea. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2420 | For the hundredth time, I sanitized the tennis ball and I was wearing a mask. I don't need to be quarantined! | 1.2165 | 0.05719 | 97 | 83 | 7 | 7 |
2421 | What goldfish? This is a crystal ball! What is your question? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2422 | My online order for "a miniature dog and fishbowl" was not grammatically correct. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2423 | If you tell me how you got in there, maybe I can get you out | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2424 | The next time you experiment on me, at least give me a superpower. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2425 | He chose the blue pill. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2426 | I know you hate the song "Who let the dogs out" but this is a little extreme! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2427 | This is an odd doghouse! | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2428 | I needed a space of my own. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2429 | So, I says to him, 'G' and 'P' aren't even anywhere near each other on the keyboard ... | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2430 | Arf, arf, (I will not come out until you're vaccinated.) ARF, ARF!!! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2431 | I wanted the ball, I didn't want to be the ball. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2432 | Woof. I mean, uh…glub glub. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2433 | If I'm in here,where is the fish? | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2434 | I'm not a dogfish, I'm a dog-fish. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2435 | If I promise to stop barking, will you teleport me back to the spaceship? | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2436 | Dude, they were so salty, I had to drink the water. | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2437 | Every time I "speak" the echo in here is terrible | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2438 | Harold could not help but wonder if he was fully understanding the meaning of the exhibit entitled "dogfish". | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2439 | I was hungry. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2440 | "Technically, it's squatting, but your command was to downsize, sit and stay put.'" | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2441 | Please don’t flush me down the toilet, I beg you. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2442 | I bought this on clearance. It said some shrinking may occur. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2443 | Shall I fetch some water? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2444 | Did that ad say bulldog or bowl dog? | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2445 | You’re a fiend, Moriarty, and when I escape, I’ll track you down to the ends of the earth - and see you hanged! | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2446 | I heard fish are now man's best friend. | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
2447 | In the Metaverse, nobody knows you're not really a dog. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2448 | *the man found out what happened to the water and goldfish in the bowl | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2449 | Haven't you ever seen a wireless terrarium? | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2450 | This ain't how fortune telling works man let me out | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2451 | Don't just stand there! Make a wish. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2452 | Don’t you dare put water in this! | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2453 | They said it was the best of both worlds, but I think it's actually the worst. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2454 | You can't blame it on me while I'm in here. | 1.2143 | 0.05475 | 98 | 83 | 9 | 6 |
2455 | The were able to contain the koi-dog I compained about; apparently spelling matters. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2456 | You said you were allergic to fish | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
2457 | So, do you feel bad about the goldfish? | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2458 | This is not a coal mine? And that was not a canary?! | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2459 | ... er, glub, glub, glub | 1.2143 | 0.05885 | 84 | 71 | 8 | 5 |
2460 | Am I looking outor ar you looking in? | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2461 | I miss the fish too, but I don't think this is healthy. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2462 | I'm the closest thing they had to a dogfish. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2463 | People in glass houses shouldn't throw bones | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2464 | You’re too over protective. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2465 | I wanted Ariel, you wanted a catfish. We can still make this work, right? | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2466 | What do you have for dessert? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2467 | The Art of Taxidermy” by Jacque Cousteau | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2468 | The crystal ball shows you will need to get him checked for worms. | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
2469 | George was not surprised when the network canceled the Pet Swap show. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2470 | Do you even know what a dog bowl is? | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
2471 | So this is what the shutdown felt like for you? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2472 | I'm the one who needs rescuing. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2473 | Before you pour the water, please look up "fish" in the wikipedia. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2474 | I take it you're rethinking the whole pet thing. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2475 | Just blame Covid. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2476 | What if it had said "Catfish"? | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2477 | Hey. Could you toss me some litter? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2478 | In a fishbowl nobody knows you're a dog. | 1.2135 | 0.04368 | 89 | 70 | 19 | 0 |
2479 | Like most Covid puppies Karl somehow felt like he was being watched at all times. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2480 | Stop staring at me. I hate it when people stare at me like that. It makes me feel like I'm in a fishbowl or something. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2481 | One day this will make a great party anecdote, trust me! | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2482 | I couldn't decide which pet to get. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2483 | You win. Get the leash. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2484 | Hey, I got thirsty. And the fish wasn't bad either. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2485 | It takes two dogs to screw in a goldfish bowl, not one! | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2486 | To Ned's dismay, Barky had outgrown his teacup. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2487 | OK, Boss - go find the goldfish......go...find...the...goldfish. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2488 | Sit. Stay. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2489 | Lately I feel like I'm living in a fish bowl. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2490 | It's Zoom for pets. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2491 | Stick your hand in the whole in the top... if you're feeling lucky. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2492 | Fred, knew immediately what message his cat would be sending him: a goldfish wrapped in newspaper. | 1.2128 | 0.04244 | 94 | 74 | 20 | 0 |
2493 | Welcome to my world. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2494 | Homework is just a stereotype. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | This is not the way to make me hypoallegeric | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2496 | I distinctly heard you tell the clerk that you wanted a Guppy! | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2497 | Hey, mister. I don’t think Bonsai dogs are such a good idea.” | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2498 | Sorry buddy, the cone of shame just wasn’t cutting it. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2499 | We, the dogs, also have a crystal generation. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2500 | I know, but the vacationing fish on page 31 asked me to housesit | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2501 | Fish got your tongue? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2502 | You look like a big thinker, but micro-globalization is a terrible idea! | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2503 | Yeah, funny story how I ended up in here | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2504 | Dog Fish. Google it! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2505 | Fine. Now get me out! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2506 | I come in peace, but also to to be asked the rhetorical question: Who's a good boy? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2507 | Are you sure my COVID test wasn't a false positive? I feel fine. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2508 | The experiment worked! But there's a giant dead goldfish in the kennel. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2509 | Let's talk about this. | 1.2124 | 0.05251 | 113 | 97 | 8 | 8 |
2510 | Damn, jumped universes again? | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2511 | Don't ask questions. Just get me out of here. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
2512 | Get the fish out of the kennel soon, please. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2513 | You, next! | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2514 | Don't just stand there. Get me out of here! | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2515 | Oops, I overfed the goldfish. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2516 | Is this what you meant when you said you were going to take me bowling? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2517 | Really? A terrierium? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2518 | Chaos reigns. | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
2519 | I know you miss your goldfish, master, but who’s going to fetch your slippers? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2520 | Yes, the electric eel was delicious. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2521 | I didn't like the fish. He teased me about my bark. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2522 | How d' ya expect me to be a good lap dog from in here? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2523 | Throw me a fricken bone here. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2524 | I must disagree-I have never seen a bumper sticker that says “Cats dig terrariums” | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2525 | I've always said: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2526 | Pet industry is getting out of hand.First tea-cup poodles and now aquarium beagles? | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2527 | Now you know why living in a bubble is so limiting. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2528 | You're always watching me. I feel I'm living my life in a fishbowl. J.L. Kriegel Mount Holly, N.J. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2529 | Climb in and walk me. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
2530 | it was an obvious error in judgement, boss | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2531 | Me and the fish thought we'd trade places for a day. He's out walking and I am in his bowl staring at you all day. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2532 | I got catfished. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2533 | I had to, I can't swim. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2534 | They put ships much larger than I into a much smaller bottle. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2535 | I'm lonely. Got any catfish? | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2536 | Frankly, these new digs have me feeling like carp. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2537 | The cat said you were next. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2538 | Well, something's fishy; but it ain't me. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2539 | How much is this doggie in the window? | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2540 | This isn't quite what I meant by "I'd love a new bowl for my birthday" | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2541 | Don't panic if you see me lying belly-up. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2542 | You got me in here, now get me out! | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2543 | Remember that goldfish? He lives on the comfy chair now. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2544 | I mean, I would expect something like this from the cat, but... | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2545 | Paraphrasing Willie Sutton- “Because that’s where the food is”. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2546 | Young Fauci’s first doggy torture experiment. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2547 | Uh, trick or treat? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2548 | Well, let me explain . . . | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2549 | Honey…I said I wanted a BULL dog | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2550 | There wasn't room for two of us | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2551 | Oh, if I could only throw a stone. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2552 | I wasn't aware you liked Sushi. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2553 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2554 | Now, you're in the dog house. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2555 | No, you’re the very first person to call me a bowl terrier. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2556 | I asked the djinn for a fourth wish, and this is what he did. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2557 | If you let me out of here I’ll, uh… I’ll do the peanut butter thing | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
2558 | Carpe diem ? I thought you said carp must die. | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
2559 | Great. No one told me there'd be humans here. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2560 | I promise I'll be a good boy. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2561 | You spent $235 Dollars on me. Now how do you feel? | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2562 | How about a water bowl that’s not repurposed? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2563 | Yeah, I have heard the one about the dogfish. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2564 | Please don’t fill this with water! | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2565 | Before you say anything let me explain,there just wasn't room for two in this fish bowl....(burp) | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2566 | No scuba guy? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2567 | Think. Where did you put Goldie? | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2568 | I knew I shouldn't have gotten the booster shot. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2569 | Well, I was younger then, and smaller. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2570 | No, I am not a Chia Pet, so please don't add water! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2571 | Don’t look now, but there’s a 200 pound goldfish swimming around in Keegan’s wading pool. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2572 | You had your day in space, Jeff. But back here at home, this is still a fishbowl, I'm your dog, and it's time for our walk. | 1.2095 | 0.05362 | 105 | 90 | 8 | 7 |
2573 | It's not ideal but at least I'm doing better than the goldfish in the back yard. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2574 | Yeah I get this is a clumsy metaphor but you're living in a bubble. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2575 | Ok, I'll wear a MAsk. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2576 | Hi, handsome! My Metaverse name is Pretty. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2577 | Bad Rover. Are you ready to apologize? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2578 | I wanted to see how living in a fishbowl compared to a dogs life. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2579 | haven't you ever seen a dogfish? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2580 | It seems like 20 minutes of my life has been wasted | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2581 | No offense, but I also want to be the master of my home. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2582 | At least, I'm flea free | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2583 | Fish is yummy. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2584 | Fish always makes me thirsty. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2585 | You were maybe expecting a goldfish? | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2586 | Well, I was allergic to catfish | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2587 | Walk time. C'mon in. | 1.2091 | 0.05018 | 110 | 93 | 11 | 6 |
2588 | I found your astronaut helmet | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2589 | I don't know where the fish is. I lost the bet. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2590 | It's a little reductive to call it a fishbowl, don't you think? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2591 | OK. I won't mention the goldfish to anyone. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2592 | Oh, interesting. I only knew about catfish. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2593 | Goldie stepped out for a minute.Can I help you? I'm his cousin Catfish. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2594 | No I just took you out 5 minutes ago. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2595 | Exotic little fish make me thirsty. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2596 | I mean look at me. This dingo could not have eaten that baby! | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2597 | Unfortunately it was an alpha versus omega-3 situation. | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2598 | My name is Snowflake. What’s your? | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
2599 | Jeff, even a holographic pet can get bored. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2600 | Now do you like me? | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2601 | S.O.S.: Urine pools directly on my nap spot every single time. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2602 | Get a life...and you think you live in a bubble. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2603 | What? You're the one who ordered the DogFish ! | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
2604 | ...and you think you had allergies? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2605 | I prefer a tea cup. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2606 | - The cat did it. I just drank the water | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2607 | I promise not to throw stones. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2608 | The vet bills just keep skyrocketing. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2609 | You promised me an audience. Where is it? | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2610 | Could you grab my flippers? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2611 | If you think this is strange, wait until you try and walk the fish on a leash! | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2612 | Listen, we all miss Bubbles, but this isn't helping anyone. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2613 | I promise. I won't chase cats any longer. | 1.2079 | 0.05324 | 101 | 86 | 9 | 6 |
2614 | If you were thirsty, why didn't you just say so? | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2615 | If you wanted a fish, just get a fish. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2616 | I feel confined by your limited concept of who I am. | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2617 | Walk . . . w-a-l-k . . . you remember!! | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2618 | Sorry. I'll never let anyone else pet me again. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2619 | I thought this was for my ashes. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2620 | Outlook not so good. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2621 | The goldfish was tasty. But now I'd like to get out. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2622 | Take me to your Feeder! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2623 | What did you think it meant when you heard there was a bubble in dog breeding? | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2624 | Goldie was delicious. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2625 | I’m a lot better off than that dogfish in the kennel crate. | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
2626 | You don’t get this whole “pet thing,” do you? | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2627 | You ate the pheasant, didn't you? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2628 | It’s not a fish tank, it’s my COVID bubble | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2629 | I’m from a forgiving species, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2630 | How 'bout some fetch? | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2631 | Thanks for the fish | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2632 | Snow globe, Magic 8 Ball, genie, goldfish, crystal ball, failed Google project…whatever I am, just feed me, okay? | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2633 | Now, the din of my 'ruffs' are as ineffective as you on ladies' night. | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2634 | This is what it’s like with no privacy. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2635 | Years from now, everyone will want you tell them how you put me in this! | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2636 | Hey pal. I'm a dogfish. | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2637 | My great great grandfather was a sea monkey. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2638 | All things considered,I | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
2639 | I didn’t do it — the bowl was empty when I got here. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2640 | I know. No funging in the bowl. | 1.2069 | 0.05696 | 87 | 74 | 8 | 5 |
2641 | I told you, I’m not a water dog. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2642 | What did you expect when you adopted a goldfish retriever? | 1.2069 | 0.05696 | 87 | 74 | 8 | 5 |
2643 | Okay Bozo, I'm never going to be a dogfish, so let me out of here ! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2644 | Entering adolescence. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2645 | First, Kitty jumped in, and then I jumped in, and I just needed more space. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2646 | Good dog! Now lie down! | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2647 | I knew that teaching you to breathe underwater would be useful. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2648 | You always complained that it would be easier to have a pet fish than a dog. | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2649 | As Thoreau said to Emerson, "What are you doing out of jail?" | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2650 | How am I supposed to learn any new tricks in this? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2651 | Make a wish." | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2652 | I used to be a goldfish until somebody made this stupid wish | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2653 | This is not what I meant when I said I needed a new bowl! | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2654 | Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2655 | Never take a nap in a glassblower’s studio. | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
2656 | I need to go for a swim. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2657 | Not sure this arrangement is a sustainable long-term solution for your allergy | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2658 | Turns out Doge does have a bubble. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2659 | I should have a small bubble too! | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
2660 | Could you, at least get me some curtains? | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2661 | Well, what did you expect? | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2662 | “This is not the proper response to, ‘Fetch me a bowl of water.’” | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2663 | You said, fetch. The Choi got it. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2664 | Rescue me, Timmy. | 1.2059 | 0.06478 | 68 | 58 | 6 | 4 |
2665 | Have you seen a fish with a tennis ball? He said he’d be right back. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2666 | So first the cat ate the fish, and then what?! | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2667 | Dude, did you take six Ambien again? | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2668 | When a trainer tells you to « respect the dog’s bubble », you can slack the leash a little bit, man. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2669 | uh! now you know what's global warming.. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2670 | And just like that, barking is no longer a problem for Rob and his Chihuahua. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2671 | You asked the genie for a little bud inside a bowl. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2672 | Come on man! Can you get a little more creative with my doghouse request. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2673 | Just because I'm a husky doesn't mean that I find contentment and fulfillment being kept in a snow-globe. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2674 | It’s like living in a fishbowl | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2675 | Are you ready to behave. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
2676 | Please give me one more chance with the "cone of shame". | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2677 | It’s a dog eat fish world in here. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2678 | The dinner was delicious, but the ocean ambiance was a little over the top. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2679 | I think you put "goldie" in the doghouse! | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2680 | Let's play with the ouija board.. That's what you said.. You're a genius. | 1.2049 | 0.04647 | 122 | 103 | 13 | 6 |
2681 | I'm bored. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2682 | Sure it's awkward for you, but at least I'll last more than a week. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2683 | I heard it's a dog eat dog world so this is where I live now. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2684 | I'm babysitting. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2685 | You better change this sand soon. I'm no catfish. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2686 | Face it, George, I’m not a goldfish. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2687 | I love being the center of attention. | 1.2048 | 0.04457 | 83 | 66 | 17 | 0 |
2688 | I'm still waiting for my walk. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2689 | You find a studio with glass walls at this price. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2690 | I need to take a roll. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2691 | How dare you! This is not how you play "go fish." Christine Field Fresno, CA | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2692 | Where’s my bowl? | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2693 | The cat said, “Try it. It’ll be fun.” | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2694 | How about the castle? | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2695 | Please - I didn't do it ! | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2696 | Dogfish was a terrible appellation." | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2697 | How’s the air out there? | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2698 | Read the syllabus again. On page 5 it explains how to determine whether I'm a dog or dogfish, moron. | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
2699 | What planet are you from? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2700 | I've reduced my pandemic bubble to just those who are important to me. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2701 | Hmm…this dogfish is more dog than fish. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2702 | Don't even think about a dogfish joke | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2703 | You seem unsatisfied with the dog bowl that you ordered online. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2704 | No no, it's TEACUP Yorkie..." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2705 | Never mind that. How did YOU get out THERE? | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2706 | You were expecting a bonsai dinosaur, right? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2707 | You need to stop eating pizza before bedtime. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2708 | I told you before: I'm NOT a dogfish. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2709 | Bubbles wouldn’t fetch either, right? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2710 | The ship sailed without me. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2711 | Life gets better. At least that’s what politicians tell us. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2712 | Puppy, guppy, I get it, it happens… Putting me in a bowl Mark? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2713 | Don't judge. You're the one who left my water bowl empty. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2714 | Yeah,I lost the bet with the goldfish. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2715 | I thought they were catfish. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2716 | Ya, ya, I know how I look. But like you always say, it must be because of the cold water. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2717 | I got in here by accident. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2718 | You don't even want to know what happened. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2719 | Your fish skipped town. I like the view here better than the floor. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2720 | After labradoodles, cockapoos, and puggles are you so surprised? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2721 | Sparky, what happened to the new catfish? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2722 | You should have seen the one that got away. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2723 | Keep the cat away! | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2724 | Jeez, if it isn't Mr-Ships-In-Bottles-Are-So-Boring! | 1.2039 | 0.05228 | 103 | 88 | 9 | 6 |
2725 | I didn't believe in global warming either Dan but I'm telling you the water level is about to rise | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2726 | I didn’t know how else to tell you | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2727 | Exotic fish? No. You must have left them in the car. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
2728 | They were delicious! | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2729 | Sure beats obscurity. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2730 | Imagine, if it were a snow globe. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2731 | That’s what you get when you bite a witch. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
2732 | We obviously have different ideas about what constitutes diversity, equity, and inclusion. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2733 | What are you staring at? Never seen a catfish? | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2734 | Please don't pour water in. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2735 | If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2736 | I think we've outgrown each other. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2737 | Hey it's worse for the other guy. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2738 | I thought I was your best friend. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2739 | Sorry. You're too late. I ate all the cookies. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2740 | Ugh. The text field parsed my entry wrong and lost most of it! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2741 | Steve, I tried to warn you to buy your air before they all ran out. | 1.2024 | 0.04410 | 84 | 67 | 17 | 0 |
2742 | You have your fishbowl; I have mine. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2743 | Guilty as charged, so what? I never anticipated that I would have to drink all of the water or drown. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2744 | First I had to drink all the water… | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2745 | Life, uh… finds a way. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2746 | Wish you were here. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2747 | One day we’ll be past this pandemic. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2748 | When your pet lives in a glass house, you shouldn't get stoned. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2749 | I only wanted to see how the other half lives. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2750 | Dried worms add a 'je ne sais quoi' to the fish soup. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2751 | You’re probably not going to want to look in my crate. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2752 | OK, hello! Waiting for some snow over here! | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2753 | The fish was drowning, so... | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2754 | Could you at least get me some fake algae? This place is bleak even for a goldfish. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2755 | " Oh ok, so this is the vaccine testing site " | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2756 | Look deeply into my eyes. I’m your inner dog. I’m telling you to get me out of here, feed me, and take me for a walk. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2757 | Sorry about the fish. Are we still friends? | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2758 | How did you manage to get me in here, wise guy! | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2759 | What you got against Cat Fishes? | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2760 | I move in here and you won't have to walk me. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2761 | Exotic f |