Contest #778 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-10-31T23:31:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-11-15T00:32:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-11-09T00:32:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	November 15, 2021
Number of captions	7089
Number of responses	743889
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	It’s the closest Texas would let us get to sex ed.	1.9263	0.01108	6103	2528	1497	2077
1	Him? That's the guy who figured out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.	1.7820	0.01144	4862	2191	1540	1131
2	We have ordered both from Amazon and we are going to see which comes first.	1.7269	0.01392	3325	1648	937	740
3	Don't sell him short. He did solve that crossing the road thing.	1.7159	0.01407	2862	1332	1011	519
4	I love messing with the interns.	1.7131	0.01703	2025	968	670	387
5	He's good. Last week, he figured out that you CAN put the cart before the horse.	1.7113	0.01647	2113	998	727	388
6	Should he pass this one, we'll put him on Schroedinger's cat.	1.7090	0.01932	1770	917	451	402
7	Order both from Amazon--see which one comes first.	1.7072	0.01868	1810	914	512	384
8	I bet if we asked the hens, they'd say the rooster came first.	1.6929	0.03054	736	400	162	174
9	We’ve got it narrowed down to two possibilities.	1.6911	0.01559	2318	1121	792	405
10	He's convinced there's a third possibility.	1.6887	0.02113	1182	553	444	185
11	I know it's dumb. But we got a grant.	1.6865	0.01652	2121	1050	686	385
12	So, if anyone spends more than a minute in front of the board, we don't hire them.	1.6860	0.01636	2134	1049	706	379
13	We have positive IDs on both suspects. We just don't know who started it.	1.6850	0.01684	2111	1069	638	404
14	If only my husband cared this much about who came first	1.6850	0.02683	911	487	224	200
15	We’ve finally got enough to bring the rooster in for questioning.	1.6821	0.01921	1513	739	516	258
16	Our hopes are high; just last week he put the horse before the cart.	1.6810	0.01748	1906	956	602	348
17	He's good, last week he solved the disappearing socks in dryer case.	1.6791	0.01737	1882	933	620	329
18	I told him it was rhetorical but apparently he was a philosophy major.	1.6778	0.01745	1853	917	616	320
19	Bill’s been on it for 2 weeks now. At this point no one has the heart to tell him it was rhetorical.	1.6757	0.01804	1779	897	562	320
20	He’ll crack this. He’s the one who figured out why it crossed the road.	1.6704	0.01933	1508	755	495	258
21	Does he know the answer is on the other side?	1.6673	0.01950	1557	806	463	288
22	The hen said the rooster came first.	1.6671	0.02042	1547	842	378	327
23	The suspect and victim appear to be related.	1.6643	0.02245	1111	560	364	187
24	The School Board sent him to see if it's too explicit.	1.6620	0.02985	716	389	178	148
25	This is why we don’t give research grants to philosophy majors.	1.6618	0.02579	887	462	263	162
26	All evidence points to fowl play.	1.6614	0.02967	694	369	191	134
27	I thought we agreed no use of paradoxical metaphors around the engineers.	1.6609	0.02088	1392	738	388	266
28	Cold case squad says the picture on the left is what our killer might look like today.	1.6566	0.02168	1325	718	344	263
29	I can’t believe it is taking him this long to figure out that I’m pregnant.	1.6553	0.02191	1285	694	340	251
30	He’s close to cracking it.	1.6542	0.02059	1284	648	432	204
31	I was dubious at first too, but it turns out he's the one who solved the case of the fallen tree in the forest.	1.6523	0.02451	952	495	293	164
32	Yeah, he's new, they've got him working cold cases.	1.6495	0.02857	659	333	224	102
33	Why is a MAN making a decision on hen reproduction?	1.6493	0.02249	1189	639	328	222
34	Should we tell him that the solution is on the other side?	1.6474	0.03879	380	199	116	65
35	It’s the oldest cold case we have.	1.6471	0.02178	1159	595	378	186
36	He says it's for science, but I think he's doing it to get chicks.	1.6448	0.02313	1112	598	311	203
37	And nobody thought to question the rooster?	1.6439	0.02280	1115	592	328	195
38	This is a great example of a meeting that could have been an email.	1.6431	0.02303	1073	565	326	182
39	He's boiled it down to two possibilities.	1.6420	0.02650	757	385	258	114
40	We call it a hen diagram.	1.6419	0.02314	1089	582	315	192
41	He thinks he can crack it.	1.6410	0.02656	819	436	241	142
42	We normally wouldn't bother, but you never turn down any kind of federal funding.	1.6393	0.02346	1037	550	311	176
43	Who's got the heart to tell him that's a rooster?	1.6391	0.02358	1028	546	307	175
44	Can we at least agree that they both taste delicious when fried?	1.6372	0.02334	1006	524	323	159
45	He has a novel approach: He's trying to figure out which came second.	1.6369	0.02302	1019	527	335	157
46	His father went crazy working on the tree falling in the empty forest case.	1.6361	0.02368	981	513	312	156
47	We keep getting stuck on the who cares aspect of the question.	1.6358	0.02378	994	526	304	164
48	We can't seem to establish a timeline of events.	1.6356	0.02302	988	504	340	144
49	I found something for the intern to do.	1.6355	0.02343	985	511	322	152
50	Bad news. Someone made a sandwich out of the evidence.	1.6346	0.02472	977	535	264	178
51	Let’s try it by the process of elimination. Who came second?	1.6344	0.02364	960	497	317	146
52	It's a Hen diagram.	1.6343	0.02785	763	416	210	137
53	It's an age-old conundrum. Einstein was the first to realize both make good sandwiches.	1.6340	0.02408	981	524	292	165
54	This question is not over easy.	1.6340	0.02782	683	351	231	101
55	Law and Order: KFC	1.6326	0.02498	950	520	259	171
56	The egg comes first in Texas.	1.6310	0.02533	924	507	251	166
57	He's good. He solved 'paper or plastic' and 'debit or credit.'	1.6302	0.02911	668	358	199	111
58	Fantastic news--we've narrowed it down to two possibilities.	1.6266	0.02442	881	457	296	128
59	I'd summarize the case for you, but I don't even know where to begin.	1.6263	0.02432	883	457	299	127
60	It's our little way to keep him busy while the rest of us go to lunch.	1.6259	0.02480	866	453	284	129
61	I feel we’re very close now… he’s narrowed it down to two possibilities.	1.6254	0.02495	857	449	280	128
62	He’s good. Just last week he figured out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck.	1.6253	0.02532	862	460	265	137
63	His latest theory is that the answer may lie just across the road.	1.6248	0.03059	589	314	182	93
64	I think we can rule out the egg. It's got an airtight alibi.	1.6241	0.02516	846	445	274	127
65	He always overthinks breakfast.	1.6227	0.03556	432	230	135	67
66	Which came first, the elevated patriarchal construct of the rooster’s role or the marginalization of the hen?	1.6222	0.02616	839	459	238	142
67	We ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon to see which comes first.	1.6193	0.02684	809	448	221	140
68	He’s from CSI: Iowa	1.6179	0.02722	793	442	212	139
69	It's not an existential question -- he's trying to decide on lunch.	1.6173	0.02518	784	402	280	102
70	We suspect fowl play.	1.6152	0.02706	764	417	224	123
71	It’s time the rooster bares some responsibility .	1.6146	0.02738	755	415	216	124
72	I told him he needed to get laid. I think he misunderstood.	1.6132	0.02790	742	413	203	126
73	He knows which came first but is hung up on whether the question needs a comma.	1.6118	0.02691	747	403	231	113
74	Well, he did solve the cart-and-horse problem.	1.6111	0.03830	360	192	116	52
75	Gary, that's a rooster.	1.6107	0.04470	298	169	76	53
76	The grant came first.	1.6107	0.02776	727	400	210	117
77	It’s even more complex since this is a rooster who identifies as a hen.	1.6097	0.02900	720	413	175	132
78	Fill out the right forms and you can get a federal grant for anything.	1.6082	0.02768	707	384	216	107
79	The hen has motive, opportunity, and ovaries. I say, bring her in.	1.6072	0.02784	690	373	215	102
80	I’m beginning to think that we’re asking the wrong question.	1.6072	0.02799	695	379	210	106
81	It’s the final step in our interview process.	1.6071	0.02761	700	378	219	103
82	This is not what I meant when I said “let’s start from the beginning”	1.6068	0.03984	323	171	108	44
83	Let's focus on what came last and work backwards.	1.6066	0.02642	694	358	251	85
84	I thought this case would be over-easy.	1.6059	0.03200	505	269	166	70
85	It is not a question of which came first. It is a question of, who cares?	1.6053	0.03073	565	306	176	83
86	He definitely suspects fowl play.	1.6041	0.02734	682	362	228	92
87	Sir, there’s a concern among the team that we aren’t getting the meaningful assignments.	1.6033	0.02818	673	366	208	99
88	Don’t laugh. It’s an interview question for Google applicants.	1.6030	0.04470	267	145	83	39
89	The evidence is starting to show that there may have been another chicken involved.	1.6021	0.02841	666	364	203	99
90	Frankly sir, this case was never going to be over easy.	1.6012	0.02782	667	358	217	92
91	It’s part of our executive leadership program. We like to see how long they’ll work on a no win situation….	1.6006	0.02885	651	358	195	98
92	If we solve this, we could finally start on why it crossed the road.	1.5994	0.02775	649	344	221	84
93	I can't believe this... the janitor solved it overnight.	1.5994	0.02939	624	343	188	93
94	His work on poultry traversing public thoroughfares was groundbreaking.	1.5983	0.03060	595	333	168	94
95	We have one other victim but the photo is scrambled.	1.5974	0.02968	626	349	180	97
96	If one more person says 'we're going to crack this case wide open,' I'm going to slap them.	1.5972	0.04362	288	160	84	44
97	I just had to. He thinks he knows everything.	1.5957	0.03017	611	343	172	96
98	No way he'll get this one. He couldn't even figure out why it crossed the road.	1.5956	0.05536	183	103	51	29
99	Somebody should really tell him it doesn't matter.	1.5954	0.02946	613	337	187	89
100	Explain to me again, why do we care?	1.5947	0.03034	602	338	170	94
101	Are we asking ourselves the right questions?	1.5944	0.02897	609	329	198	82
102	The problem is, the original evidence was all scrambled.	1.5931	0.02987	612	342	177	93
103	He's the best - he solved that "crossing the road" problem.	1.5930	0.02952	602	330	187	85
104	We’re still considering a third option.	1.5924	0.02853	606	323	207	76
105	You do realize that’s a rooster, right?	1.5923	0.03058	601	341	164	96
106	Again, why does HR want to know this?	1.5917	0.03882	338	183	110	45
107	He's trying to decide if he wants breakfast or dinner.	1.5901	0.02988	583	320	182	81
108	If you flip the board around, the egg comes first	1.5893	0.03080	582	329	163	90
109	It's hard to know where to start.	1.5889	0.03044	579	323	171	85
110	This is how we spent the grant money?	1.5876	0.03083	565	316	166	83
111	If he makes it past this, Schrödinger's cat is next.	1.5862	0.03217	551	318	143	90
112	He earned his reputation when he proved a bird in hand really was better than two in the bush.	1.5861	0.03662	389	215	120	54
113	That will keep him busy for a while. Let’s do lunch.	1.5859	0.02986	553	298	186	69
114	Either way, the vegans are upset.	1.5853	0.03140	545	306	159	80
115	He's the new guy. He solved "What's the sound of one hand clapping." Now we got him working on this.	1.5850	0.03110	547	305	164	78
116	He's our best investigator, he cracked the case of the tree falling in the forest.	1.5846	0.03134	544	305	160	79
117	Texas says it’s a chicken a week after it’s laid.	1.5835	0.03318	545	324	124	97
118	I told you 'philisophical fridays' was not a good idea	1.5831	0.03866	379	219	99	61
119	He's convinced there's a connection.	1.5822	0.03250	450	240	158	52
120	I don't have the heart to tell him that no one cares anymore.	1.5821	0.03085	548	305	167	76
121	Is it possible we're just overthinking it?	1.5821	0.03025	536	290	180	66
122	We brought the egg in for questioning . . . but he wouldn't crack.	1.5818	0.03213	495	273	156	66
123	Yes, I told him it was a rhetorical question.	1.5811	0.03098	530	292	168	70
124	The REAL question is…“why don’t eggs taste like chicken?”	1.5805	0.03215	522	296	149	77
125	It's just a grocery list but, as usual, he had to make a big deal out of it.	1.5800	0.03241	519	296	145	78
126	I would stop him but this is the hardest I’ve ever seen him work.	1.5795	0.03066	516	279	175	62
127	Let's just give him free range with this case.	1.5791	0.04145	316	180	89	47
128	He explained block chain to me. Well, I figured, what the hell.	1.5783	0.03122	517	285	165	67
129	There's been a minor set-back. We're now trying to determine why the question was even asked.	1.5778	0.03161	514	286	159	69
130	Don’t tell me this is the only evidence we have of voter fraud in Georgia?	1.5771	0.03401	506	300	120	86
131	Watch Ted find a way to put himself first.	1.5758	0.03316	495	284	137	74
132	I think he's a legislator from Texas	1.5754	0.03412	504	300	118	86
133	I say we grill the chicken first and then let the egg fry."	1.5746	0.03395	503	298	121	84
134	Mostly, we're getting recipes.	1.5743	0.03202	498	278	154	66
135	Both suspects were found at the scene of the crime but we don’t know which one came first.	1.5743	0.03338	498	289	132	77
136	I found something he couldn’t mansplain.	1.5740	0.03375	500	294	125	81
137	I don't have the heart to tell him it's a duck egg.	1.5735	0.03393	490	287	125	78
138	We can't bring them in for questioning. They're cage free now.	1.5723	0.03389	484	282	127	75
139	He thinks they're somehow connected.	1.5723	0.03071	484	258	175	51
140	We've ordered one of each from Amazon. We'll see.	1.5720	0.03417	479	280	124	75
141	Quantum physics proves they BOTH came first.	1.5708	0.03385	473	273	130	70
142	When do we tell him we don't know the answer?	1.5708	0.03292	473	266	144	63
143	He figured out it's not the chicken or the egg that came first; it's the rooster	1.5705	0.03413	482	283	123	76
144	He's the guy who solved the, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" case.	1.5684	0.03336	475	272	136	67
145	The one thing we know for sure is the murder weapon: a skillet.	1.5678	0.03325	472	269	138	65
146	This is what we get for hiring a philosophy major.	1.5677	0.03336	465	264	138	63
147	We've found the answer, but the egg lobby is furious.	1.5677	0.03375	458	261	134	63
148	Stan has never understood a rhetorical question.	1.5674	0.03307	460	258	143	59
149	The egg has an airtight alibi.	1.5671	0.03239	462	255	151	55
150	I don't have the heart to tell him that's a Rooster.	1.5664	0.03602	459	279	100	80
151	With the evidence we have right now , this could go either way.	1.5646	0.03222	457	251	154	52
152	He says the rooster always comes first.	1.5643	0.03478	443	257	122	64
153	He may not figure out which came first, but he will log 14 billable hours.	1.5643	0.03419	443	253	130	60
154	I hate when Carl gets to pick lunch.	1.5643	0.03478	443	257	122	64
155	He has narrowed it down to 2 possibilities.	1.5642	0.03308	452	253	143	56
156	He's convinced the chicken crossing the road has something to do with it.	1.5636	0.03171	440	235	162	43
157	We recruited him from Ancestry.com.	1.5635	0.03325	449	252	141	56
158	We finally found a way to keep him out of our projects	1.5616	0.03450	438	252	126	60
159	...and when he's finished that get him to work out why it crossed the road.	1.5614	0.03513	440	258	117	65
160	We're very close to cracking this.	1.5606	0.03237	437	238	153	46
161	Do you think we should tell him it’s a picture of rooster not a hen?	1.5592	0.03540	431	253	115	63
162	Our preliminary study documented they both exist. We are applying for funding to determine sequencing.	1.5589	0.03512	433	253	118	62
163	He thinks one of our suspects will crack.	1.5587	0.03478	426	245	124	57
164	Right now it's polling six of one, a half-dozen of the other.	1.5558	0.03553	412	239	117	56
165	You do realize that whoever solves that will get YOUR job.	1.5550	0.03481	418	240	124	54
166	All we know at present is that it crossed the road.	1.5542	0.03476	424	245	123	56
167	I have to admit, the autopsy was delicious.	1.5539	0.03824	408	253	84	71
168	Ask him how the Rooster factors in. I dare ya!’	1.5533	0.03614	403	236	111	56
169	We got him in to look at some cold cases.	1.5528	0.03453	398	223	130	45
170	He used the same method to crack the mystery of "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?".	1.5522	0.03499	402	229	124	48
171	We're so close to cracking this.	1.5522	0.03604	402	235	112	55
172	After this, he’s going to tackle why it crosses the road.	1.5508	0.03643	394	231	109	54
173	Would it help if we rephrased the question?	1.5505	0.03558	396	228	118	50
174	He sent in the application as a joke. Then they gave him the grant.	1.5501	0.03679	389	229	106	54
175	What about you? Any luck on that Humpty Dumpty case?	1.5490	0.03650	388	227	108	52
176	Turns out it was the rooster all along.	1.5483	0.03687	383	225	106	52
177	I ordered one of each from Amazon. We'll know in 2 days.	1.5471	0.03739	393	237	97	59
178	I have his phone so he can’t Google the answer	1.5467	0.03592	375	214	117	44
179	I hate it when it’s his turn to pick lunch	1.5464	0.03485	399	228	124	47
180	The other team is figuring out why he crossed the road	1.5459	0.03721	381	226	102	53
181	Who the hell cares that it’s pointless research? We got a grant for it.	1.5450	0.03800	378	228	94	56
182	I’m representing roosters. They’ve been left out of the conversation for far too long.	1.5439	0.04286	285	169	77	39
183	Once we crack this one, we move to global warming	1.5436	0.03601	390	228	112	50
184	It's not the law, it's the order.	1.5430	0.03513	372	209	124	39
185	Wait until he has to explain why it crossed the street.	1.5428	0.03679	374	219	107	48
186	After spending nearly a billion dollars of taxpayer money, it turns out that nobody gives a shit.	1.5402	0.03820	361	216	95	50
187	He figured out which came first. He just needs to figure out how to explain it to us.	1.5391	0.03636	358	205	113	40
188	We think we can figure it out if we get funded for another five years.	1.5382	0.03652	353	202	112	39
189	The egg claims he was getting laid, and that the chicken could back up his story.	1.5378	0.03771	357	211	100	46
190	If he aces this one I think we can make him Operations Manager.	1.5374	0.03736	348	202	105	41
191	I think he's hatching a theory...	1.5371	0.03720	350	203	106	41
192	I can’t believe we came back to the office for this	1.5368	0.03734	367	218	101	48
193	We know there's a connection, but the suspect flew the coop.	1.5354	0.03697	353	205	107	41
194	We’re still trying to establish an accurate timeline.	1.5339	0.03718	339	195	107	37
195	Let's hope that picture of the egg has been enlarged.	1.5337	0.04015	341	210	80	51
196	We use this to weed out the over thinkers.	1.5335	0.03975	343	210	83	50
197	Who made this chart? I said exponential, not existential.	1.5324	0.04059	293	171	88	34
198	They say he's really good. At his last place, he actually found the beef!	1.5324	0.03825	340	201	97	42
199	We believe they may be laundering money through an illegal shell corporation.	1.5317	0.04019	331	202	82	47
200	We're not sure where to begin.	1.5305	0.03883	328	194	94	40
201	Either way they are both best fried.	1.5304	0.03872	345	208	89	46
202	Critical Egg Theory	1.5303	0.03983	330	200	85	45
203	We brought them both in for questioning. We’ll see who cracks first.”	1.5292	0.04146	325	203	72	50
204	Actually, he’s just trying to decide what to have for lunch.	1.5292	0.03861	325	191	96	38
205	I think he's trying to work out the Kevin Bacon connection.	1.5287	0.04020	331	203	81	47
206	This is the FBI, Johnson. We take everything seriously.	1.5285	0.03886	333	199	92	42
207	We're still working on the timeline.	1.5279	0.03749	341	200	102	39
208	It's a double DNA match. Let's bring them both in.	1.5271	0.03895	332	199	91	42
209	He was brought in especially for this one—I hear he solved the road-crossing case.	1.5263	0.03977	323	195	86	42
210	We have both of them in custody, but neither one is talking.	1.5253	0.03969	316	189	88	39
211	No one has ever asked what came third.	1.5248	0.03889	322	191	93	38
212	. If he figures this out hire him!	1.5247	0.04064	324	200	78	46
213	So when do we tell the intern we weren’t actually being serious?	1.5243	0.04062	309	187	82	40
214	Don’t tell him it’s a rooster...	1.5242	0.03866	330	197	93	40
215	Whatever you do, don't bring up the road.	1.5238	0.04128	315	195	75	45
216	We're very close to figuring out the solution... once we know where to start.	1.5237	0.03752	338	199	101	38
217	Even with the DNA results, we have no leads on who the father is.	1.5237	0.03858	317	186	96	35
218	You know every detective has that one case that haunts them.	1.5235	0.03966	319	192	87	40
219	Remember 'six-of-one, half-dozen-of-another'? That was him also.	1.5235	0.04066	298	178	84	36
220	There is a third option but it's vegan	1.5227	0.03967	308	182	89	36
221	We started him on a really old case.	1.5226	0.04027	310	187	84	39
222	It’s our best solution yet for dealing with all the annoying summer interns. Coffee?	1.5222	0.03815	316	184	99	33
223	Does he know that's a rooster?	1.5206	0.04055	315	193	80	42
224	No, he’s actually trying to figure out how to get Magic Marker off of the white board.	1.5206	0.04055	315	193	80	42
225	This is why we never let Dave make breakfast	1.5197	0.04192	304	189	72	43
226	After he solved why it crossed the road he became obsessed with its origin story.	1.5191	0.03963	314	189	87	38
227	$30million in research grants and they still don’t know.	1.5191	0.03963	314	189	87	38
228	Both claim the other as an alibi.	1.5184	0.04112	299	182	79	38
229	It's his first case	1.5184	0.03945	299	176	91	32
230	Last year Kevin figured out why it always rains after you wash your car.	1.5183	0.04091	301	183	80	38
231	They're working on the road question down the hall.	1.5170	0.04165	294	180	76	38
232	There hasn’t been a crack in this case for over 50 years	1.5169	0.03945	296	174	91	31
233	We’ve cracked it.	1.5169	0.04031	296	177	85	34
234	Once we solve it, we go on to the "cross the road" enigma.	1.5155	0.03935	291	170	92	29
235	Who’s working on the one with the bear in the woods?	1.5154	0.04062	293	176	83	34
236	This is the guy who figured out why it crossed the road.	1.5154	0.04091	293	177	81	35
237	So I told him, ‘Look pal, you keep looking into this whole chicken & egg thing and it’s YOU who’s never gonna get laid’	1.5152	0.04188	297	183	73	40
238	I've never been able to figure out why it even matters.	1.5151	0.04085	299	182	80	37
239	Have you considered where the rooster comes into the equation?	1.5138	0.04064	290	174	83	33
240	No, he's deciding what to have for dinner.	1.5135	0.03946	296	175	90	31
241	If he figures this out, we'll turn him loose on finding the end of the rainbow.	1.5132	0.03945	302	180	89	33
242	I know it’s an age old question, but this year each wrote the other off as a dependent!	1.5122	0.04299	287	180	67	40
243	Let's bring them both in for questioning and see who cracks first."	1.5122	0.04213	287	177	73	37
244	The rooster came first.	1.5120	0.04391	291	187	59	45
245	He's the whiz who solved the case of the road-crossing chicken last year.	1.5102	0.04109	294	180	78	36
246	In a parallel universe, the chicken and the egg both come first.	1.5090	0.04152	279	169	78	32
247	Exactly 50% got it right. We just don't know which 50%	1.5088	0.04207	285	176	73	36
248	It just can’t be as simple as breakfast before dinner.	1.5077	0.05057	195	120	51	24
249	He thought he had it yesterday, until I asked him why the egg crossed the road.	1.5072	0.04248	276	170	72	34
250	Maybe we're asking the wrong question.	1.5072	0.04004	278	164	87	27
251	Your next assignment is to find out who’s on first.	1.5068	0.04081	294	180	79	35
252	Why is no one asking about the rooster?	1.5056	0.04067	269	159	84	26
253	If we can crack this I’m confident that before long we’ll know why it crossed the road.	1.5056	0.04395	269	169	64	36
254	We assigned him to this project based on his work on the "bear in the woods" problem.	1.5053	0.04311	281	177	66	38
255	Legal weed has ruined grant funded research.	1.5043	0.04530	232	141	65	26
256	If anyone can crack it, he can.	1.5036	0.04132	278	169	78	31
257	Nobody has been able to crack this one	1.5000	0.04352	262	163	67	32
258	Even worse, we still don't have a motive for the road crossing.	1.5000	0.04613	262	171	51	40
259	Are we even asking ourselves the right question?	1.5000	0.04204	260	157	76	27
260	That should keep him busy for a while. Should we go to lunch?	1.5000	0.04124	270	163	79	28
261	He suspects some sort of fowl play.	1.4981	0.04373	263	164	65	33
262	I don't have the heart to tell him there is no wrong answer.	1.4980	0.04191	255	153	77	25
263	That should keep him busy for a while.	1.4980	0.04101	253	149	82	22
264	He has proof they arrived simultaneously.	1.4963	0.04090	270	163	80	27
265	Same suspect as the road-crossing case, but this timeline is more complicated.	1.4962	0.04360	264	166	65	33
266	This is the part where we assess his comfort with ambiguity.	1.4962	0.04087	264	158	81	25
267	At some point the grant money will run out.	1.4961	0.04252	256	156	73	27
268	For the love of God, don't ask him if water is wet.	1.4961	0.04067	256	151	83	22
269	We're expecting one of them to crack under interrogation.	1.4961	0.04393	256	160	65	31
270	I say we fry ‘em both.	1.4961	0.04592	254	164	54	36
271	I'm pretty sure he's just trying to decide what to have for lunch	1.4961	0.04348	254	157	68	29
272	He cracked the missing egg case by grilling the chicken	1.4960	0.04472	250	157	62	31
273	He's been cooped up all day, but he's getting closer to cracking it.	1.4960	0.04326	250	153	70	27
274	Who, exactly, is funding this?	1.4942	0.04449	257	163	61	33
275	We put him on this one because he solved the case of why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4941	0.04476	255	162	60	33
276	He claims somewhere here is the answer to the supply chain issues	1.4941	0.04361	253	157	67	29
277	We have the connection, now we need to establish motive for the road crossing.	1.4940	0.04201	251	151	76	24
278	He’s obsessed with the idea that both suspects are involved.	1.4939	0.04327	247	151	70	26
279	Engineer. Redesigning it.	1.4921	0.04165	254	153	77	24
280	The other team is figuring out how he crosses the road	1.4919	0.04462	248	156	62	30
281	I don’t think he gets it that nobody really cares.	1.4918	0.04168	244	145	78	21
282	We've narrowed it down to two possibilities.	1.4918	0.04127	244	144	80	20
283	I’m not sure which came first, him or the project.	1.4918	0.04517	244	154	60	30
284	We need to think outside the egg.	1.4917	0.04392	242	149	67	26
285	...the DA's pissed, says he doesn't care which one came first, there both gonna fry...	1.4917	0.04545	242	153	59	30
286	Can’t wait to hear how he turns this into a conspiracy theory	1.4908	0.04123	273	168	76	29
287	We're getting very close to cracking it, sir.	1.4906	0.04111	265	161	78	26
288	Whichever came first, it’s clearly a case of fowl play.	1.4900	0.04238	251	153	73	25
289	So far we figured out that the horse goes before the cart but this one has us stumped.	1.4900	0.04148	249	149	78	22
290	They say he cracked the case of the Boston Scrambler.	1.4899	0.04439	247	155	63	29
291	I think we’ve almost cracked this one.	1.4897	0.04300	243	148	71	24
292	You know what came first? The conspiracy theory.	1.4896	0.04559	241	153	58	30
293	He’s the guy that solved “ if a tree falls in the forest “.	1.4884	0.04262	258	160	70	28
294	A Rooster HAS to come first.	1.4883	0.04322	256	160	67	29
295	Texas wants to vote on it.	1.4878	0.04635	246	160	52	34
296	And what about the 'crossing the road' issue?	1.4878	0.04300	246	151	70	25
297	It isn't so much which came first but who gets the patent.	1.4876	0.04150	242	144	78	20
298	All we know is one was peeled, the other plucked, and both were fried!	1.4872	0.04739	234	152	50	32
299	Who cares? I'm just glad it came with orange juice and a side of bacon.	1.4866	0.04191	261	161	73	27
300	It's moot.The Supreme Court ruled they're the same thing.	1.4863	0.04299	255	159	68	28
301	Word on the street is that one of them crossed the road.	1.4861	0.04493	251	161	58	32
302	Just put it on a hallway chalkboard at MIT	1.4852	0.04578	237	151	57	29
303	He overthinks it… do you want chicken salad or egg salad for lunch?	1.4847	0.04573	229	144	59	26
304	Should we go grab a drink? He might be here a while.	1.4835	0.04391	242	151	65	26
305	We're thinking it may be a non-binary problem...	1.4831	0.04391	236	146	66	24
306	It may be too eggistential.	1.4831	0.04432	236	147	64	25
307	Who cares which came first? I say let's just eat them both.	1.4828	0.04488	232	145	62	25
308	We don’t ask Elon about his “process”.	1.4811	0.05147	185	118	45	22
309	We're having a hard time coming up with a chronology.	1.4807	0.04305	233	142	70	21
310	We suspect fowl play was involved	1.4803	0.04777	229	150	48	31
311	All I asked him is what he wants for breakfast.	1.4798	0.04792	223	145	49	29
312	I told him if his company solves it, we'll invest.	1.4798	0.04532	223	139	61	23
313	It's back with the Cold Case division because some of the evidence got scrambled.	1.4796	0.04651	221	140	56	25
314	We think we can get one of the suspects to crack under pressure.	1.4796	0.04424	221	135	66	20
315	We've made progress. We've narrowed it down to two.	1.4796	0.04427	196	115	68	13
316	It’s a two-year government grant.	1.4788	0.04307	236	145	69	22
317	Actually it was the Rooster….,	1.4777	0.04474	247	159	58	30
318	He should orer one of each from Amazon and see which comes first.	1.4777	0.05020	224	152	37	35
319	Okay, let's turn up the heat, see who cracks first.	1.4773	0.04754	220	142	51	27
320	We're going to crack this one.	1.4764	0.04714	233	153	49	31
321	We've nearly cracked it.	1.4753	0.04748	223	145	50	28
322	Bring in the chicken for questioning.	1.4751	0.04694	221	142	53	26
323	82% of antivaxers on Facebook said chickens are a government hoax and their eggs contain microchips that turns people into socialists.	1.4751	0.04737	221	143	51	27
324	It’s about time someone figured this out.	1.4749	0.04498	219	136	62	21
325	Police suspect Fowl play.	1.4747	0.04713	217	139	53	25
326	He's been working on the problem for weeks, and he's finally narrowed it down to two choices.	1.4742	0.04541	213	132	61	20
327	The evidence seems to point across the road.	1.4742	0.04541	213	132	61	20
328	We're still trying to establish a time-line.	1.4739	0.04669	211	133	56	22
329	On the other hand, I'm glad we were awarded the grant.	1.4737	0.04586	228	146	56	26
330	He's exploring non-binary options.	1.4737	0.04586	228	146	56	26
331	He asked me where the cock fit in. Am I being sexually harassed?	1.4732	0.04857	224	149	44	31
332	Do you want to tell him that's a rooster?	1.4732	0.04559	224	142	58	24
333	The data shows that which comes first all depends on whether one wants breakfast or dinner.	1.4726	0.04536	237	153	56	28
334	We switch them around every morning at 3 a.m.	1.4720	0.04668	214	136	55	23
335	He's discovered the connection to Kevin Bacon.	1.4720	0.04476	214	132	63	19
336	Should you or I tell him management has decided to stop funding this project?	1.4717	0.04406	212	129	66	17
337	Do we tell him?	1.4717	0.04700	212	135	54	23
338	So, he got the grant...	1.4714	0.04922	210	138	45	27
339	This one’s hard to crack	1.4714	0.04733	210	134	53	23
340	How much is this consulting contract costing us?	1.4709	0.04393	223	138	65	20
341	He's just an English muffin away from a breakthrough	1.4703	0.04388	236	149	63	24
342	He cracked it!	1.4698	0.04401	232	146	63	23
343	That guy really needs to get laid.	1.4692	0.04904	211	139	45	27
344	You’re kidding, we got a grant for this?	1.4689	0.04449	209	128	64	17
345	If he gets this right, ask him why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4685	0.06376	111	70	30	11
346	It’s a tough problem, but he thinks he can crack it.	1.4683	0.04817	205	132	50	23
347	He's been like this ever since he went vegan ...	1.4677	0.04891	186	117	51	18
348	Last week he was working on a formula to determine what bears do in the woods.	1.4676	0.04727	216	140	51	25
349	This is my first philosophy conference. And you?	1.4670	0.04603	212	134	57	21
350	It keeps him from calling staff meetings.	1.4663	0.04814	208	135	49	24
351	We should have given this to marketing instead of engineering.	1.4657	0.04933	204	134	45	25
352	No, he's not trying to solve the eternal conundrum...he's trying to decide what to have for dinner tonight.	1.4657	0.04577	204	127	59	18
353	I just asked chicken salad or egg salad.	1.4653	0.04869	202	131	48	23
354	I tried to tell him it was just a grocery list.	1.4651	0.04603	215	137	56	22
355	It’s a tough case, but he’s the best forensic philosopher in the city.	1.4650	0.04642	200	124	57	18
356	It said Decisive on his resume.	1.4650	0.04696	200	126	55	19
357	Bob says he’ll crack this one before breakfast.	1.4650	0.05056	200	133	41	26
358	Please be patient. The new ones always think they're onto something.	1.4649	0.04498	228	146	58	24
359	No, adding a rooster would only complicate things.	1.4645	0.04809	211	138	48	25
360	We know they're connected, we're just not sure how.	1.4643	0.04557	224	144	56	24
361	Should I tell him it's an art exhibit?	1.4638	0.04732	207	132	52	22
362	If you think this is bad, you should've seen his chart for why it crossed the road.	1.4636	0.04662	220	143	52	25
363	He’s a quantum physicist and says they both came first…	1.4634	0.04715	205	131	53	21
364	After this, we’ll find out why she crossed the road.	1.4634	0.04865	205	134	47	24
365	He’s sure there’s a third possibility	1.4629	0.04440	229	146	60	23
366	He says there’s a timeline issue.	1.4627	0.04460	201	123	63	15
367	Have we at least figured out why he crossed the road?	1.4626	0.04570	214	136	57	21
368	Yeah, well, he's the CEO's son. Need I say more?	1.4623	0.04870	199	129	48	22
369	Whoever can answer it will be the next host of Jeopardy.	1.4619	0.04800	197	126	51	20
370	funny thing! the chimp figured it out in 10 minutes	1.4619	0.04959	197	129	45	23
371	We have strong indications that this case may actually crack itself.	1.4619	0.04959	197	129	45	23
372	After this, we’ll be working on that woodchuck chucking thing.	1.4619	0.04682	210	135	53	22
373	Perhaps we should start the boss’s son on something more linear.	1.4619	0.04533	210	132	59	19
374	We never know if he's working our research or his daughter's science project.	1.4612	0.04438	206	127	63	16
375	This case will never be cracked	1.4600	0.04852	200	130	48	22
376	We may never figure out why she crossed the road that night.	1.4600	0.04694	200	127	54	19
377	He’s been at it for three days straight and still can’t find the seven differences.	1.4600	0.04799	200	129	50	21
378	I hear his next presentation will be about a tree falling in the forest.	1.4598	0.04421	224	142	61	21
379	I think we’ve narrowed it down to two options.	1.4597	0.04567	211	134	57	20
380	It’s not what you think. He’s just trying to decide between fried chicken and an omelette.	1.4592	0.04977	196	129	44	23
381	All of the evidence is in, they're both best fried.	1.4589	0.04876	207	137	45	25
382	They say he’s almost cracked it.	1.4588	0.04685	194	122	55	17
383	I think we can assume that the rooster came first...	1.4583	0.05000	192	126	44	22
384	He’s taking a novel approach - trying to figure out which came second.	1.4583	0.04776	192	122	52	18
385	Well, he said he'd like to begin with the case no one in the bureau has been able to crack till now.	1.4579	0.04695	190	119	55	16
386	Trust me, you dont want to get stuck behind him on the cafeteria line.	1.4579	0.04754	190	120	53	17
387	Its a timeline. I’m just not sure if we’re supposed to read it from left to right…or right to left?	1.4577	0.04676	201	128	54	19
388	We have reason to believe there is a clandestine organization that preceded both the chicken and the egg.	1.4574	0.04790	188	119	52	17
389	We know which came first, but we're still missing motive.	1.4573	0.04868	199	130	47	22
390	He says he's on the verge of cracking.	1.4571	0.04823	210	139	46	25
391	I much prefer this menu to the one at “Schrödinger’s Cacciatore”.	1.4569	0.04689	197	125	54	18
392	Please don't ask me which he put up first.	1.4564	0.04357	241	156	60	25
393	Det. Plutarch is obsessed with this particular cold case.	1.4564	0.04833	195	126	49	20
394	I hope he figures it out before our grant expires.	1.4560	0.04758	193	123	52	18
395	He’s applying a novel, “which came second” approach.	1.4560	0.04584	193	120	58	15
396	and you'll be assigned to the 'If a Tree Falls' case.	1.4555	0.05072	191	127	41	23
397	He thinks it’s connected to that crossing the road case.	1.4554	0.04178	213	129	71	13
398	Apparently the answer isn't 'to get to the other side'.	1.4550	0.05001	189	124	44	21
399	He’s come to the point where he decided that the egg laid the chicken.	1.4550	0.05001	189	124	44	21
400	It looks like he’s about to crack this one wide open.	1.4550	0.04528	200	125	59	16
401	Every time this case cracks wide open we seem to find ourselves right back where we started.	1.4545	0.04747	187	118	53	16
402	It's the task we give to the newbies we don't really like.	1.4545	0.04866	187	120	49	18
403	Until we can be certain about which came first, theories about why it crossed the road will have to wait.	1.4545	0.05097	187	124	41	22
404	Careful what you ask Steve, he's an engineer.	1.4545	0.04866	187	120	49	18
405	We have the audacity to ask the question “Which came second?” and then work backwards.	1.4541	0.04476	196	121	61	14
406	If you think this is bad you should try asking him the time.	1.4541	0.04904	185	119	48	18
407	He’s almost cracked it.	1.4537	0.04341	205	126	65	14
408	For people who don’t seem interested in science, we tell them it’s modern art.	1.4537	0.04608	205	131	55	19
409	Well the NSF just gave him another grant to keep working on it	1.4531	0.04887	192	125	47	20
410	We are trying to analyze if America is morally bankrupt because of Trump or if Trump was able to be morally bankrupt because of America.	1.4531	0.04831	192	124	49	19
411	He needed to move on from “why did Hillary lose in 2016?”…	1.4528	0.04741	212	140	48	24
412	At Primo Poultry we take our history very seriously.	1.4526	0.04511	190	117	60	13
413	I think the board came first.	1.4526	0.04867	190	123	48	19
414	I think he's close to cracking the case, sir.	1.4523	0.04542	199	125	58	16
415	He said it depends on how you define "first."	1.4523	0.04486	199	124	60	15
416	Well, it looks like I've won this week's "Stump the Intern" contest!	1.4508	0.04640	193	122	55	16
417	We give new employees this task, to see how long they will work on something without realizing it’s pointless.	1.4508	0.04867	193	126	47	20
418	Ugh...another man making decisions about a woman's body.	1.4503	0.05015	191	127	42	22
419	Another supply chain conundrum.	1.4503	0.04848	191	124	48	19
420	We give that problem to all interns.	1.4503	0.04848	191	124	48	19
421	I don’t have the heart to tell him that it’s just a metaphor.	1.4500	0.04810	180	114	51	15
422	I'd like to come first.	1.4500	0.05242	180	121	37	22
423	Most of these cases go unsolved after 72 hours.	1.4494	0.04782	178	112	52	14
424	You should see his diagram for the birds and the bees.	1.4486	0.05078	185	123	41	21
425	We haven't cracked it yet.	1.4486	0.05078	185	123	41	21
426	We’re just about to crack this case.	1.4486	0.04961	185	121	45	19
427	Forensics wants to sit on it for a while.	1.4486	0.04564	214	139	54	21
428	Now it depends on which cable news you watch.	1.4485	0.04679	194	124	53	17
429	Our next mission is to find out how much wood woodchuck could chuck.	1.4481	0.04816	183	117	50	16
430	Which came first: the flowchart or the bureaucrat?	1.4478	0.05857	134	88	32	14
431	The only logical explanation is an immaculate conception.	1.4475	0.04979	181	118	45	18
432	We decided that what comes first is breakfast.	1.4474	0.04807	190	123	49	18
433	Watch what you say. He's from the Texas Governor's office.	1.4470	0.04747	217	146	45	26
434	This project is good for years of government funding.	1.4469	0.05019	179	117	44	18
435	He thinks if we can go back to the origins, we can then answer why it crossed the road.	1.4469	0.04892	179	115	48	16
436	The studio is calling it a sequel, but marketing says it's a prequel."	1.4469	0.05322	179	122	34	23
437	This is where we stick all the scientists who don't believe in evolution.	1.4463	0.05367	177	121	33	23
438	He’s a Republican. He’ll never get the joke.	1.4457	0.05228	175	117	38	20
439	Should we tell him that eggs don't come from roosters?	1.4457	0.05291	175	118	36	21
440	I regret telling him to focus on solving our older cases	1.4457	0.05165	175	116	40	19
441	We just don't know, Len. We just don't know.	1.4457	0.04796	184	118	50	16
442	Everyone else chose their lunch order hours ago.	1.4456	0.04695	193	124	52	17
443	The last guy we had on the question reached retirement age last week.	1.4450	0.04729	191	123	51	17
444	Apparently it depends on whether you read from left or right.	1.4450	0.04901	191	126	45	20
445	I think establishing an accurate timeline will be critical to solving the case.	1.4444	0.04705	189	121	52	16
446	I’m tellin’ ya; this has "rooster" written all over it.	1.4444	0.04881	189	124	46	19
447	The question isn’t what came first, it’s when he’ll lose his sanity.	1.4444	0.04720	198	129	50	19
448	If he says 'motherclucker!' one more time, I'm writing him up.	1.4444	0.04807	180	115	50	15
449	After considerable forensic analysis, we've concluded there are only two possible answers.	1.4444	0.05119	180	120	40	20
450	I explicitly warned you not to make the question political.	1.4444	0.04720	198	129	50	19
451	„We have to get rid of him, he‘s getting too close“	1.4439	0.04801	187	121	49	17
452	We lost a week on the lime and the coconut.	1.4432	0.04949	176	114	46	16
453	Our next project is to determine why it crossed the road.	1.4432	0.04949	176	114	46	16
454	Whatever you're paying him, it's way too much.	1.4428	0.04450	201	127	59	15
455	Once he’s answered this, we’ve just got ‘What existed before the Big Bang?’, then we’re done	1.4427	0.04825	192	126	47	19
456	It appears the clues have been scrambled.	1.4426	0.04875	183	119	47	17
457	Who’s on what came first.	1.4420	0.05097	181	121	40	20
458	The only possible scientific solution is the egg was made from the rib of the chicken.	1.4419	0.05164	172	114	40	18
459	Einstein over there says he’s narrowed it down to two possibilities”	1.4419	0.05030	172	112	44	16
460	His wife wishes he’d worry this much about her coming first.	1.4417	0.04837	206	139	43	24
461	It's a cold case. Frankly, we don't expect an answer anytime soon.	1.4412	0.04717	170	106	53	11
462	Good clue about the egg but it still doesn't get us closer to why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4412	0.05072	170	111	43	16
463	No, I asked you first.	1.4412	0.04933	170	109	47	14
464	Just Google it	1.4409	0.04877	186	122	46	18
465	It’s a tough case. We don’t know where to start.	1.4407	0.04795	177	113	50	14
466	After what they've done? They'll fry.	1.4402	0.05093	184	124	39	21
467	I have a rooster who knows things. Shall I call him?	1.4400	0.05097	175	116	41	18
468	He's still mad I figured out the one about crossing the road.	1.4400	0.04833	175	112	49	14
469	At this point, let's just assume they are BOTH high in Cholesterol.	1.4396	0.05134	182	123	38	21
470	He thinks he finally cracked it.	1.4396	0.05015	182	121	42	19
471	We just can't establish a motive - we don't even know why she crossed the road.	1.4396	0.04830	182	118	48	16
472	Maybe we should try looking at it from the other side of the road.	1.4393	0.05007	173	113	44	16
473	If anyone can figure it out, it's Kornacki.	1.4393	0.05205	173	116	38	19
474	He’s been staring at that board since a tree fell in the forest and no one heard	1.4393	0.05007	173	113	44	16
475	To be honest, we're not sure where to begin.	1.4392	0.04878	189	125	45	19
476	He's still working on establishing a timeline.	1.4389	0.04672	180	114	53	13
477	I think he may have finally cracked it!	1.4386	0.05117	171	113	41	17
478	Don't even mention "the road."	1.4386	0.05117	171	113	41	17
479	They decided to make it harder after the janitor solved the last one.”	1.4382	0.04640	178	112	54	12
480	He's got tenure, what do you want from me?	1.4382	0.05033	178	118	42	18
481	When I heard that management had hired an incubator, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.4379	0.05022	169	110	44	15
482	It’s been right there in front of us the whole time.	1.4379	0.04879	169	108	48	13
483	He says it was his quarantine hobby.	1.4379	0.05295	169	114	36	19
484	First he was fascinated by that cat that was alive and dead at the same time.	1.4372	0.04752	199	132	47	20
485	Together, these could be a real cereal killer	1.4372	0.05053	183	123	40	20
486	Have you questioned Ancestry.com?"	1.4371	0.05341	167	113	35	19
487	It seems no one had considered the Rooster option.	1.4371	0.05135	167	110	41	16
488	Bring Foghorn Leghorn in for questioning.	1.4371	0.05475	167	115	31	21
489	Its an eggsitential problem.	1.4368	0.04918	174	113	46	15
490	Haven’t heard a peep out of him.	1.4368	0.05051	174	115	42	17
491	Just after we cracked it, the message got scrambled.	1.4364	0.05179	165	109	40	16
492	I don’t care which came first, and I’m not sure how relevant this pitch is considering we sell office chairs”	1.4364	0.05389	165	112	34	19
493	No, really.....is being first of greater import than relevance ?	1.4364	0.05389	165	112	34	19
494	Any woman can tell you it ain't happening without the hen!	1.4360	0.05160	172	115	39	18
495	He can't decide who to bring in for questioning first.	1.4353	0.04712	170	107	52	11
496	When we dated he wasn't so concerned about who came first or if you came at all.	1.4352	0.05022	193	132	38	23
497	This one has the AI unit stumped.	1.4346	0.04894	191	128	43	20
498	God IS a person of interest.	1.4345	0.05180	168	112	39	17
499	I still say this is a case for the USDA, not the FBI."	1.4345	0.05111	168	111	41	16
500	You just had to hire the philosophy major	1.4345	0.05180	168	112	39	17
501	He switched from string theory.	1.4345	0.05248	168	113	37	18
502	Last week, he solved the road question. This one's a bit tougher.	1.4345	0.04969	168	109	45	14
503	We're looking at simplifying our menu.	1.4337	0.05294	166	112	36	18
504	Gen-Z employees struggle to understand flow charts	1.4337	0.04787	166	105	50	11
505	This should keep him off our backs for a while.	1.4335	0.04727	173	110	51	12
506	He thinks there's an answer.	1.4332	0.05028	187	127	39	21
507	Part of Elon’s interview process.	1.4330	0.04494	194	124	56	14
508	He heard Netflix pays big for Origin Stories	1.4329	0.05053	164	107	43	14
509	He’s discovered the connection between breakfast and dinner.	1.4327	0.04906	171	111	46	14
510	Next, he’ll solve the chicken + road problem	1.4327	0.05045	171	113	42	16
511	Good news, Brooks. Congress just approved another $100 million for your research.	1.4326	0.05092	178	120	39	19
512	He's gonna need a bigger hen.	1.4324	0.04890	185	123	44	18
513	Remember, the answer is whatever we convince the clients they want it to be.	1.4323	0.05494	155	105	33	17
514	Next I hope to sort out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4321	0.05097	162	106	42	14
515	Who knew, the chicken and egg were in on it this whole time.	1.4321	0.04944	162	104	46	12
516	We're overthinking this.	1.4320	0.05017	169	111	43	15
517	I still think the question should be, which had motive.	1.4320	0.04577	169	105	55	9
518	We score them on how much time they actually spend trying to figure it out.	1.4312	0.05064	160	104	43	13
519	It’s the one case he could never crack.	1.4303	0.05029	165	108	43	14
520	That’ll keep him busy for awhile, let’s get dinner.	1.4302	0.05089	172	115	40	17
521	Its a prerequisite class to Chicken crossing the Road.	1.4302	0.04814	172	111	48	13
522	It’s all just eggsistential.	1.4294	0.05072	163	107	42	14
523	Oh that’s my dad. He stopped by unexpectedly so I pulled out the “take your child to work” display.	1.4294	0.05220	163	109	38	16
524	we think we finally found his motive for crossing the road	1.4294	0.04997	163	106	44	13
525	Any other suspects?	1.4294	0.05063	170	113	41	16
526	I’m telling you, everyone is focusing on the wrong question.	1.4293	0.04543	198	129	53	16
527	We always start newbies on a cold case.	1.4286	0.04962	161	104	45	12
528	After our funding for nuclear fusion was terminated, we decided to research more basic existential questions.	1.4286	0.04884	182	121	44	17
529	I hear he's already solved the if a tree falls in the forest question.	1.4286	0.04753	189	125	47	17
530	We’re establishing ‘who’ right now, as for ‘why,’ we’ll cross that road later.	1.4278	0.05024	187	128	38	21
531	We are literally back to the drawing board with this supply chain issue.	1.4278	0.05047	180	122	39	19
532	I don't care which one came first . I'm a vegan .	1.4277	0.05065	173	116	40	17
533	He thinks there might be a connection.	1.4277	0.04931	173	114	44	15
534	It's the new voter qualification test.	1.4277	0.05533	159	110	30	19
535	Ever since he found the beef he thinks he can solve them all.	1.4269	0.05108	171	115	39	17
536	Apparently the motive was to get to the other side.	1.4268	0.04973	164	107	44	13
537	It’s a cold case with new clues from Ancestry.com	1.4268	0.04973	164	107	44	13
538	He was let go from his last assignment--something about an unsolved road-crossing incident.	1.4268	0.04973	164	107	44	13
539	I think he's gonna crack this case wide open.	1.4263	0.04492	190	122	55	13
540	The main suspect is a rooster	1.4262	0.04801	183	121	46	16
541	The premise is half-baked, and the logic is scrambled.	1.4260	0.05082	169	113	40	16
542	You get to tell him to forget it.	1.4260	0.05082	169	113	40	16
543	Maybe the whiteboard came first?	1.4260	0.05151	169	114	38	17
544	He says he's about to crack it wide open.	1.4259	0.05240	162	109	37	16
545	They'll Fry for this	1.4258	0.05254	155	103	38	14
546	'I know we tell people to 'question everything', but this is getting ridiculous.'	1.4258	0.05333	155	103	36	15
547	And we still don’t know why she crossed the road.	1.4253	0.04909	174	115	44	15
548	I suspect he's over thinking.	1.4253	0.04976	174	116	42	16
549	He doesn’t know where to start.	1.4250	0.05212	160	107	38	15
550	He said he had an answer for everything	1.4250	0.05287	160	108	36	16
551	I'm not sure we should fund this one.	1.4248	0.04967	153	98	45	10
552	We figure the Farmer did it	1.4248	0.05221	153	101	39	13
553	Either way, they are both going to fry	1.4244	0.05216	172	118	35	19
554	We put the cart before the horse last week, so we’re trying something new.	1.4244	0.04809	172	111	47	13
555	But who's the dad?	1.4241	0.04772	191	128	45	18
556	No case is colder.	1.4241	0.05181	158	105	39	14
557	Turns out the egg was adopted.	1.4233	0.04992	163	107	43	13
558	He's been watching CSI:Philosophy	1.4231	0.05460	156	107	32	17
559	We have it narrowed down to two suspects	1.4224	0.05260	161	109	36	16
560	We think the chicken’s about to crack.	1.4221	0.05355	154	104	35	15
561	Just one question remains.	1.4220	0.04857	173	114	45	14
562	At this point it doesn't matter which came first, we just need to produce enough to justify the grant again.	1.4214	0.05455	159	110	31	18
563	Are you sure that these before and after pictures are in the right order?	1.4211	0.04753	171	111	48	12
564	He says he’s close.	1.4211	0.05241	152	101	38	13
565	So far, we have two finalists.	1.4207	0.05260	164	112	35	17
566	We're having trouble establishing a timeline.	1.4204	0.05506	157	109	30	18
567	Brad tends to overanalyze his lunch options.	1.4204	0.05201	157	105	38	14
568	It’s a tough case--all our evidence is circumstantial and the rooster has flown the coop.	1.4200	0.05118	150	98	41	11
569	Last week, he recorded the sound of one hand clapping.	1.4194	0.04745	155	98	49	8
570	We still don't have a clue why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4189	0.05075	148	96	42	10
571	Three time national Rock, Paper, Scissors champ. He's got this.	1.4189	0.04890	148	94	46	8
572	The Uncrackable Case	1.4189	0.05509	148	101	32	15
573	Sometimes the question is more important than the answer.	1.4183	0.05214	153	102	38	13
574	Apparently, gestation plus maturation are just the right length to make poultry farming illegal in Texas.	1.4181	0.05225	177	124	32	21
575	If he says the pictures are backwards one more time	1.4177	0.05096	158	105	40	13
576	Harvard grad.	1.4172	0.05427	151	103	33	15
577	Head office sent him to fix our supply chain issues.	1.4172	0.05208	163	111	36	16
578	Justin's a millennial. He says it's not important which one was first, as long as they both get a trophy.	1.4167	0.05300	156	106	35	15
579	When are we going to tell him the bulletin board came first?	1.4167	0.05434	168	119	28	21
580	Oh, we figured that out years ago. This is about who unfollowed who.	1.4167	0.04953	168	112	42	14
581	How is the search for the new Philosophy Chair coming along	1.4161	0.05254	161	110	35	16
582	He’s never gotten over trying to figure out “Who’s on first?”.	1.4161	0.04950	161	106	43	12
583	Who was here first, you or him?	1.4161	0.05225	149	99	38	12
584	Speaking of which, last night I did.	1.4161	0.05545	137	92	33	12
585	Corporate wants a definite answer by this afternoon.	1.4156	0.05427	154	106	32	16
586	It’s been four weeks and all he’s come up with is, “Well, one definitely came first.”	1.4156	0.05427	154	106	32	16
587	He solves this and we are one step closer to why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4152	0.05296	171	120	31	20
588	Theo's either working on a coherentist epistemic justification to an infinite regress causality dilemma, or he skipped breakfast again.	1.4151	0.05449	159	111	30	18
589	Either way, we're looking at a cereal killer.	1.4151	0.05226	159	108	36	15
590	He thinks he may have identified Humpty Dumpty's mother.	1.4150	0.05361	147	99	35	13
591	Shall we tell him it's a rooster?	1.4150	0.05274	147	98	37	12
592	What do you mean by "both," Dr. Schrödinger?	1.4150	0.05447	147	100	33	14
593	Actually, it's the size of the egg that has us stumped.	1.4146	0.04886	164	108	44	12
594	That should keep him out of our hair for a while.	1.4145	0.05151	152	101	39	12
595	I think we should bring in the farmer.”	1.4145	0.05065	152	100	41	11
596	Should we tell him?	1.4145	0.05398	152	104	33	15
597	We don't have to solve it, we just have to convince investors we _could_ solve it.	1.4145	0.05151	152	101	39	12
598	This is what was sent to the chicken when it registered on ancestor.com	1.4140	0.05195	157	106	37	14
599	Don't expect a quick answer - he's still trying to figure out why it crossed the road.	1.4140	0.05115	157	105	39	13
600	The problem is the supply chain.	1.4138	0.05233	145	96	38	11
601	It came up in a Zoom meeting and he can't let it go.	1.4138	0.05233	145	96	38	11
602	So you’re saying there was a second chicken…?	1.4138	0.05413	145	98	34	13
603	Maybe we’ve gone too far with ‘back to basics.’	1.4136	0.04926	162	107	43	12
604	It's not so much which came first. The issue is why they were both on the same side of the road.	1.4136	0.05444	162	114	29	19
605	It depends whether you read it in Hebrew or English	1.4133	0.04932	150	97	44	9
606	How do we break it to him that it’s the egg?	1.4130	0.04953	184	127	38	19
607	Sir, we are still working on the time line.	1.4129	0.04996	155	102	42	11
608	We need a fresh, vegan pair of eyes.	1.4129	0.04911	155	101	44	10
609	Has he figured out you stole his blazer?	1.4126	0.05282	143	95	37	11
610	It’s not even the worst research grant I’ve ever seen them approve.	1.4126	0.05375	143	96	35	12
611	He said, "God only knows."	1.4118	0.05115	170	117	36	17
612	So the chicken rolls over and lights up a cigarette. I guess that answers that question.	1.4118	0.05449	153	106	31	16
613	There are very fine arguments on both sides.	1.4118	0.04866	153	99	45	9
614	The DNA evidence is going to crack this case wide open.	1.4118	0.05250	170	119	32	19
615	Turns out, a series of lengthy meetings came first.	1.4114	0.05246	158	108	35	15
616	Regardless of which came first, we can genetically modify it.	1.4113	0.05427	141	95	34	12
617	I've seen this break better agents than Bob.	1.4110	0.05020	146	95	42	9
618	I tried to tell him it was the rooster.	1.4106	0.05338	151	103	34	14
619	We can’t establish a timeline.	1.4103	0.04887	156	102	44	10
620	When you said, “Hire more philosophy majors”, I thought you were serious.	1.4103	0.04971	156	103	42	11
621	I'm just saying, coming first isn't the compliment you think it is.	1.4101	0.05287	139	92	37	10
622	It's a mother clucking mystery to me.	1.4097	0.05697	144	101	27	16
623	Poor Bill told the boss he wasn't feeling challenged enough at work.	1.4097	0.05345	144	97	35	12
624	It’s a way to keep the overthinkers at bay.	1.4097	0.05160	144	95	39	10
625	He thinks the egg should be on the left.	1.4096	0.05203	166	115	34	17
626	I'll bet he hears trees falling in empty forests, too.	1.4094	0.05472	149	103	31	15
627	My friend here is a Creationist, so this puzzles him.	1.4094	0.05304	149	101	35	13
628	My research seeks to explain how the chicken could have laid such a large egg without an epidural.	1.4091	0.05575	154	109	27	18
629	Giving detectives tenure was a terrible idea.	1.4091	0.05098	154	103	39	12
630	Don't mention dinosaurs.	1.4088	0.04655	159	102	49	8
631	We’re also working on why it crossed the road in conference room B.	1.4085	0.05303	142	95	36	11
632	He's determined to crack it	1.4080	0.04683	174	115	47	12
633	He can't figure out where to begin.	1.4079	0.05143	152	102	38	12
634	It’s actually the new, simplified Facebook privacy policy…	1.4077	0.05536	130	87	33	10
635	I've had it with these poster sessions. It's the same questions, over and over again....	1.4074	0.04919	162	108	42	12
636	He's trying to backdoor the Schrodinger's Cat conundrum.	1.4074	0.04919	162	108	41	12
637	“If you’re pro-life the egg always comes first.”	1.4071	0.05354	140	94	35	11
638	We've gotten it narrowed down, sir.	1.4069	0.05315	145	98	35	12
639	Detective Smith is still working out the sequence of events.	1.4069	0.05664	145	102	27	16
640	This feels like a bad use of government spending.	1.4067	0.05103	150	100	39	11
641	Just trying to establish a timeline."	1.4067	0.05359	150	103	33	14
642	Do you think he'll be able to crack it?	1.4067	0.05359	150	103	33	14
643	Well, I wouldn’t bet on it - last time he put the cart before the horse….	1.4067	0.05524	150	105	29	16
644	The causality dilemma is not so much of a problem in quantum physics, where both can come first.	1.4067	0.05275	150	102	35	13
645	It claims that the chicken is just the egg's way of making more eggs.	1.4065	0.04903	155	102	43	10
646	Once we've cracked this one we can figure out why she crossed the road.	1.4061	0.04931	165	110	41	13
647	It depends. In America we read it left to right	1.4060	0.05446	133	89	34	10
648	Yes, but is it art?	1.4058	0.05693	138	96	28	14
649	We've got it narrowed down to two, anyway.	1.4058	0.05599	138	95	30	13
650	The menus at these hipster restaurants are really getting out of hand	1.4058	0.05504	138	94	32	12
651	He's an engineer. He has to have it explained to him.	1.4056	0.05457	143	98	32	13
652	Shouldn't we be focusing on which came last?	1.4056	0.05807	143	102	24	17
653	Since he solved the mystery of the toilet paper roll, he's been looking for a new challenge.	1.4056	0.04574	180	119	49	12
654	It's for his master's thesis: 'Reverse Engineering the Omelet.'	1.4054	0.05410	148	102	32	14
655	The Commissioner wants to clean out the cold cases.	1.4054	0.05410	148	102	32	14
656	Yes but then we will finally be able to avoid religious creation theory in our curriculum!	1.4054	0.05149	148	99	38	11
657	So are you going to the “Do Stairs Go Up or Down?’ conference next weekend?	1.4052	0.05521	153	108	28	17
658	He’s been really been cooped up lately	1.4044	0.05847	136	96	25	15
659	Gender usually determines who comes first.	1.4044	0.05657	136	94	29	13
660	Maybe we should be thinking about which came second instead?	1.4044	0.04937	136	87	43	6
661	When he started staring, they were both eggs.	1.4043	0.05780	141	100	25	16
662	We're hoping the rooster has something useful.	1.4043	0.05511	141	97	31	13
663	Beats me. The clues are all scrambled.	1.4041	0.05104	146	97	39	10
664	It was just a rhetorical question when I asked at this morning’s meeting.	1.4040	0.05247	151	103	35	13
665	Wait until he hears about the road.	1.4040	0.05573	151	107	27	17
666	I think that the rooster came first.	1.4040	0.05413	151	105	31	15
667	It is a timeless unsolved case, but Rog thinks he can crack it	1.4030	0.05414	134	90	34	10
668	What comes next?	1.4029	0.05178	139	92	38	9
669	I meant it as a rhetorical question, but now I'm genuinely interested in seeing where this goes...	1.4029	0.04973	139	90	42	7
670	Odds are the rooster came first.	1.4027	0.05546	149	105	28	16
671	We were so close to having an answer, but we ran out of funding	1.4027	0.05380	149	103	32	14
672	The question is not who killed—but rather—who killed first?	1.4026	0.05254	154	106	34	14
673	Keep him at it ... we don't want him on our team, and you don't want him on yours.	1.4015	0.05623	137	95	29	13
674	Should we tell him it’s an uncrackable case?	1.4015	0.05329	137	92	35	10
675	It's pretty clear it was the chicken, now all we're missing is a motive	1.4015	0.05718	137	96	27	14
676	First time back at the office and we are still working on the same project.	1.4014	0.05480	142	98	31	13
677	We need to come up with an easier quiz for potential new hires.	1.4014	0.04696	147	94	47	6
678	My next display begs the question “Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?”	1.4013	0.05135	152	103	37	12
679	Some people just refuse to move on	1.4013	0.05049	152	102	39	11
680	Johnson, Garcia.....I might be on to something. Do either of you have a coin?	1.4000	0.04930	175	121	38	16
681	How about we go back to my place and see who comes first.	1.4000	0.05516	150	106	28	16
682	I can't help but think that this is some sort of shell game	1.4000	0.04895	155	103	42	10
683	I haven’t even mentioned the “cross the road” part to him yet.	1.4000	0.05534	140	97	30	13
684	I already scrambled it.	1.4000	0.05584	135	93	30	12
685	At least it’s better than last week’s meeting about the sound of one hand clapping.	1.4000	0.05345	140	95	34	11
686	We need to rethink our breakfast menu design.	1.4000	0.05682	135	94	28	13
687	Are you gonna tell him, or should I?	1.3986	0.05265	143	97	35	11
688	We're really, really close. Get us another 30 mil, and I'm sure we'll get you an answer.	1.3986	0.05799	143	103	23	17
689	At this point, does it really matter?	1.3986	0.05448	143	99	31	13
690	They both want out of the debate.	1.3986	0.05398	138	94	33	11
691	We brought in a sequencer.	1.3986	0.05198	138	92	37	9
692	It was laid by a dinosaur.	1.3986	0.05495	138	95	31	12
693	It was the egg, he finally cracked under pressure.	1.3985	0.05330	133	89	35	9
694	We sell chicken,and he's a consultant, so of course the answer will be "chicken"	1.3985	0.05937	133	95	23	15
695	Maybe we should be asking what came last?	1.3973	0.05366	146	101	32	13
696	He just reopened the chicken-egg investigation. A new witness testimony came in from some guy, goes by the name “Rooster”.	1.3972	0.05683	141	100	26	15
697	He claims to be close to a solution.	1.3971	0.05036	136	89	40	7
698	Yes, after his breakthrough on why the chicken crossed the road, we knew he was the right guy for this job.	1.3971	0.05350	136	92	34	10
699	If Steve Kornacki can't call this one right, nobody can!	1.3962	0.05049	159	109	37	13
700	This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I signed up for the Cold Cases Division.	1.3960	0.05023	149	100	39	10
701	Why did you put the chicken first?	1.3958	0.05235	144	98	35	11
702	He says he won't tackle the "road" problem until this is soloved.	1.3958	0.05418	144	100	31	13
703	Let's assume he does come up with the answer. How do we monetize that?	1.3957	0.05268	139	94	35	10
704	Yes, both of these have been in Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.	1.3957	0.06008	139	102	19	18
705	My research shows that the chicken came first to cross the road to get her egg that rolled to the other side.	1.3955	0.05994	134	97	21	16
706	This is the last time we put him in charge of getting breakfast.	1.3955	0.05607	134	93	29	12
707	We're trying to craft an origin story for all our breakfast menu items.	1.3953	0.05549	129	88	31	10
708	No, Steve is trying to decide what we are having for dinner.	1.3953	0.05763	129	90	27	12
709	He’s pretty sure the rooster came first.	1.3953	0.05438	129	87	33	9
710	We're struggling to establish the timeline	1.3946	0.05248	147	101	34	12
711	Typically men don’t relate to the question as easily.	1.3946	0.05423	147	103	30	14
712	One can no longer refer to the chicken as such, so we now say, “Which came first, they/them or the egg?”	1.3944	0.05470	142	99	30	13
713	The chicken already confessed but he's not buying it.	1.3944	0.05092	142	95	38	9
714	He knows which came first. He's just not sure which direction they came from.	1.3942	0.05517	137	95	30	12
715	Not who came first, who's on first	1.3939	0.05242	132	88	36	8
716	He'll never get it he's still working on why'd the chicken cross the road.	1.3939	0.05563	132	91	30	11
717	The suspect is being incubated as we speak.	1.3937	0.05826	127	89	26	12
718	Still think this is the replacement for the SAT we've been looking for?	1.3937	0.05495	127	86	32	9
719	It's really his daughter's homework.	1.3937	0.05932	127	90	24	13
720	There’s no chance we win best scientific poster. This judge is from Texas.	1.3931	0.05475	145	102	29	14
721	It’s the age-old question, which comes first, meetings or the idiots who lead them?	1.3931	0.05475	145	102	29	14
722	We're stumped so we're calling in Darwin.	1.3926	0.05371	135	92	33	10
723	we just can't agree on the chronology of events.	1.3923	0.05405	130	88	33	9
724	Personally, I'm in the 'egg' camp, and I''ve cut my ties with 'chicken' people.	1.3923	0.05726	130	91	27	12
725	I wonder if he knows that's my sons science fair and not today's agenda	1.3923	0.05405	130	88	33	9
726	‘The victim was last seen trying to get to the other side.’	1.3923	0.05830	130	92	25	13
727	I forgot the picture of the road.	1.3923	0.05405	130	88	33	9
728	He certainly wasn't interested in finding out the answer to that last night	1.3923	0.05621	130	90	29	11
729	It's the first thing we ask new applicants here at Google.	1.3916	0.05617	143	102	26	15
730	WELL, THEY SAID THIS CONFERENCE WOULD DEAL WITH SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS	1.3916	0.05529	143	101	28	14
731	There is no way that egg came first.	1.3916	0.04817	166	113	41	12
732	The investigation is evolving.	1.3916	0.04892	166	114	39	13
733	Someone’s been overthinking their breakfast order again.	1.3913	0.05187	138	93	36	9
734	Let’s just get lunch now, he’s probably going to be a while	1.3913	0.05387	138	95	32	11
735	Maybe we shouldn't have hired a philosophy major to run KFC's new hire orientation.	1.3910	0.05927	133	96	22	15
736	Wait until you see the "Crossing the Road" chart.	1.3910	0.05731	133	94	26	13
737	Dave took data farming a bit too literally	1.3906	0.05111	128	84	38	6
738	Turns out the rooster came before the chicken and the egg.	1.3906	0.05347	128	86	34	8
739	The one thing that didn’t come first is me giving a damn.	1.3906	0.05460	128	87	32	9
740	I’m thinking a coin flip and we’re out of here in ten minutes.	1.3904	0.05177	146	100	35	11
741	Last week the egg was winning but it could still go either way!	1.3902	0.05370	123	82	34	7
742	Well,all I can say is that working from home had me questioning a few things.	1.3901	0.05305	141	97	33	11
743	I’m just saying Todd, maybe it could be me once in a while	1.3901	0.05850	141	103	21	17
744	Never mind which. The real question is why.	1.3897	0.05441	136	94	31	11
745	Is this some kind of a yolk?	1.3897	0.05441	136	94	31	11
746	Alexa doesn't seem to know"..	1.3897	0.05637	136	96	27	13
747	Solving this gets him a promotion to the 'Why is Yawning Contagious?' group.	1.3893	0.05690	131	92	27	12
748	The cases are definitely related. We just can't figure out which one came first.	1.3893	0.05149	131	87	37	7
749	Tell him roosters don't lay eggs.	1.3893	0.05262	131	88	35	8
750	I can’t wait, next week we are discussing why the chicken crossed the road	1.3893	0.05586	131	91	29	11
751	Domestic dispute, turns out to be a mother and child thing gone bad.	1.3889	0.05631	126	87	29	10
752	With the current political climate, the question is reopened.	1.3889	0.05225	144	99	34	11
753	When he completes his 'which came first' analysis, we are moving onto 'motivations for road crossings' theories.	1.3889	0.05517	126	86	31	9
754	I always start my new interns here. Keeps them busy for a few days so I can get some work done.	1.3889	0.05517	126	86	31	9
755	He once solved the half-empty, half-full dilemma.	1.3889	0.05585	144	103	26	15
756	I think what's important is that we're trying.	1.3881	0.05495	134	93	30	11
757	It's the latest FBI pre-employment test.	1.3881	0.05180	134	90	36	8
758	Have we tried talking to the Chickens parents?	1.3881	0.05597	134	94	28	12
759	We asked him to reverse engineer the process,but he seems stuck.	1.3881	0.05287	134	91	34	9
760	Next time, let's just order lunch for him.	1.3878	0.05499	147	105	27	15
761	He insists there’s an actionable algorithm in there somewhere.	1.3878	0.05149	147	101	35	11
762	He’s not even in that deep… he’s still trying to figure out which one got pinned to the board first.	1.3878	0.05327	147	103	31	13
763	He said he wanted to solve a cold case.	1.3876	0.05426	129	88	32	9
764	It's the lunch menu.	1.3876	0.05314	129	87	34	8
765	We realized we were asking the wrong question. First we must establish why they crossed the road.	1.3873	0.05274	142	98	33	11
766	This has legs -- why the chicken crossed the road could drive Season 2.	1.3871	0.05692	124	86	28	10
767	What do you mean the rooster's lawyered up?!	1.3871	0.05576	124	85	30	9
768	It wasn’t the chicken, and it wasn’t the egg. It was the rooster.	1.3871	0.05692	124	86	28	10
769	Why doesn't he just Google it?	1.3871	0.04953	124	80	40	4
770	He's working on a cold case	1.3869	0.04996	137	91	39	7
771	What we need is a solid lead to crack this case.	1.3864	0.05230	132	89	35	8
772	I don't know how, but the egg did it.	1.3864	0.05230	132	89	35	8
773	It's worth a shot. He did solve the gold or blue dress.	1.3864	0.05339	132	90	33	9
774	He's still having trouble with the chronology of events.	1.3864	0.05230	132	89	35	8
775	It’s a cold case, but Captain Sanders sees it as his path to promotion .	1.3862	0.05377	145	102	30	13
776	We haven't even gotten to why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3858	0.05482	127	87	31	9
777	I asked him for his sandwich order an hour ago.	1.3858	0.05482	127	87	31	9
778	The first question is...Science Fair or Philosophy Forum?	1.3858	0.05482	127	87	31	9
779	It keeps him busy and out of the corporate meetings.	1.3858	0.05706	127	89	27	11
780	Clearly, the story has prequel	1.3858	0.05367	127	86	33	8
781	These are our two prime suspects, and we think they may be working together.	1.3852	0.05755	122	85	27	10
782	No, that part was easy -- we're working on why the egg was found across the road.	1.3852	0.06316	122	90	17	15
783	This count as billable hours, yeah?	1.3852	0.05515	122	83	31	8
784	OK, we're next. Act like you know what it means.	1.3852	0.05256	135	92	34	9
785	So why does he suspect fowl play?	1.3852	0.05462	135	94	30	11
786	The yolk has an airtight alibi.	1.3852	0.05150	135	91	36	8
787	And this is why no one has yet solved the climate crisis	1.3852	0.05562	135	95	28	12
788	We'd be further along in our research if we hadn't been distracted by that crossing-the-road business.	1.3851	0.05143	161	114	32	15
789	Henry's innovative theory of simultaneous creation might ruffle some feathers.	1.3846	0.05519	143	102	27	14
790	I don't think he is the philosophy teacher we are looking for.	1.3846	0.04936	156	107	38	11
791	You've heard of mansplaining; we call this eggsplaining.	1.3846	0.05609	130	91	28	11
792	Tracing the origins of the coop d'état was proving more difficult than anticipated.	1.3846	0.05244	143	99	33	11
793	Just promise me you won’t ask him why it crossed the road.	1.3841	0.05664	138	99	25	14
794	He says he needs six more months.	1.3840	0.05422	125	85	32	8
795	Apparently, this is the key to single payer health care.	1.3840	0.05655	125	87	28	10
796	It’s the final question prospective employees must answer in our selection process.	1.3840	0.05422	125	85	32	8
797	We can't can't answer why it crossed the road until we figure out which came first	1.3840	0.05422	125	85	32	8
798	The egg was the last to see the chicken alive.	1.3836	0.05521	146	105	26	15
799	He keeps going ova and ova and ova it. Oy vey.	1.3835	0.05307	133	91	33	9
800	He came up with a brilliant solution. Do you have a coin?	1.3833	0.05574	120	82	30	8
801	We need a timeline.	1.3833	0.05317	120	80	34	6
802	Don is wasting too much time on these cold cases.	1.3830	0.05099	141	96	36	9
803	Do I have to explain everything to you?	1.3828	0.05776	128	91	25	12
804	We're hoping your new phylogenetic techniques will finally crack open this cold case.	1.3828	0.05448	128	88	31	9
805	Oh, that's Sergeant MacDonald, he's obsessed with that old cold case.	1.3828	0.05669	128	90	27	11
806	Can’t we just call it a tie?	1.3828	0.04975	128	84	39	5
807	We’ll cross that road when we get to it, Brad.	1.3828	0.05448	128	88	31	9
808	I think we're about to crack this.	1.3824	0.05119	136	92	36	8
809	We’ve narrowed it down to two suspects.	1.3821	0.05717	123	86	27	10
810	If he cracks this one, how do we monetize it?	1.3821	0.05479	123	84	31	8
811	He says he's just about to crack it.	1.3821	0.05599	123	85	29	9
812	Not conclusive so we've decided to interview another 42 eggs.	1.3821	0.05230	123	82	35	6
813	Maybe we should be asking what came second?	1.3821	0.05356	123	83	33	7
814	Evidence is scrambled, but I suspect fowl play.	1.3821	0.05599	123	85	29	9
815	relative to the initial crossing of the road, sir … we’ve been successful in determining the chicken’s motive. However, as to the other major question, so far, we’ve been unable to …no pun intended …crack the case	1.3819	0.05307	144	101	31	12
816	Then why were feathers found at the crime scene?	1.3817	0.05679	131	93	26	12
817	This could have been a Zoom meeting.	1.3817	0.05468	131	91	30	10
818	No, it's not that. He just can't decide between chicken salad or egg salad.	1.3814	0.05886	118	83	25	10
819	I am not sure what came first: Martha leaving him or his unhealthy obsession with this project.	1.3814	0.05886	118	83	25	10
820	Simply put, the larger the original egg, the less likely it was laid.	1.3814	0.05886	118	83	25	10
821	I think it was an inside job.	1.3810	0.05730	126	89	26	11
822	All we know is the bird died trying to lay that egg.	1.3810	0.05317	147	104	30	13
823	We might need to push the 2 o'clock back a bit	1.3806	0.05484	134	94	28	11
824	If hens were male, we wouldn't have this controversy.	1.3802	0.06014	121	87	22	12
825	Never ask a grad student to make breakfast.	1.3802	0.05660	121	84	28	9
826	Which came first, the academic conference or the pointless research questions?	1.3802	0.05660	121	84	28	9
827	We are gonna need a few more eggheads.	1.3798	0.05300	129	88	33	8
828	Always the pragmatist, he's changed the quandary from 'which came first' to 'chicken or egg salad sandwich for lunch'"	1.3798	0.05524	129	90	29	10
829	He's great with quantum physics but struggles deciding what to have for lunch.	1.3798	0.05633	129	91	27	11
830	but which came first? the post it or the bulletin board?	1.3798	0.05413	129	89	31	9
831	He started on “Why did the chicken cross the road” but needed a deeper understanding of the motivation.	1.3796	0.05194	137	94	34	9
832	Just call it "the egg" and let's go for coffee.	1.3793	0.04997	145	99	37	9
833	The rooster did it.	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
834	Ask him why it crossed the road	1.3790	0.05321	124	84	33	7
835	I think the rooster did it.	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
836	The age old question…where should we go for lunch?	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
837	He's caught in a Hatch-22.	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
838	So far, the roosters have all denied paternity	1.3790	0.05679	124	87	27	10
839	Why don't we just ask Siri?	1.3788	0.05539	132	93	28	11
840	He can’t decide where to start	1.3788	0.05434	132	92	30	10
841	We're charting a breakthrough in our understanding of cause-&-effect.	1.3788	0.05327	132	91	32	9
842	I'm so sick of this that I called Amazon and ordered an egg and a chicken. I'll let you know.	1.3782	0.05722	119	83	27	9
843	Corporate sent the evolutionary expert.	1.3782	0.05597	119	82	29	8
844	And don't even get him started on why it crossed the road.	1.3782	0.05846	119	84	25	10
845	The only prints next to the body are theirs, but we can’t tell who came first.	1.3780	0.05582	127	89	28	10
846	how much longer do we have to ask ourselves the question of whether we are asking the right questions?	1.3780	0.05693	127	90	26	11
847	Yeah, he's the guy that figured out 'How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?''	1.3770	0.05858	122	87	24	11
848	He'll never figure it out, he's vegan.	1.3770	0.05622	122	85	28	9
849	His performance on the road crossing question may have given us false hope.	1.3770	0.05741	122	86	26	10
850	It's one of a clutch of cold cases we're trying to crack.	1.3770	0.05500	122	84	30	8
851	It's a test we give to all our new hires. Withstanding hypothetical tautologies correlates strongly with being successfully micromanaged.	1.3768	0.05364	138	97	30	11
852	He just keeps saying 'first things first' .	1.3768	0.04736	138	91	42	5
853	This is better than our prior screening test: distinguishing one’s ass from one’s elbow.	1.3761	0.06276	117	86	18	13
854	He's trying to figure out which came second.	1.3760	0.05526	125	87	29	9
855	The perp will get fried either way.	1.3760	0.05755	125	89	25	11
856	I can't decide whether to egg him on before he chickens out	1.3759	0.05401	133	93	30	10
857	"According to our survey the majority of democrats say the egg and the majority of republicans say the chicken."	1.3759	0.05185	133	91	34	8
858	He’s a jurist in Texas.	1.3759	0.05401	133	93	30	10
859	It's really not complicated. You know dinosaurs had eggs long before there were chickens, right?	1.3759	0.05653	141	103	23	15
860	Each question the cadet faces is harder that the last. Next up is: Why is Kim Kardashian famous?	1.3750	0.05805	120	85	25	10
861	I know, I can't believe we got a grant for this, either.	1.3750	0.05614	136	98	25	13
862	Yes, we get paid by the hour.	1.3750	0.05925	120	86	23	11
863	Results are inconclusive, so we just submitted a grant application for more funding	1.3750	0.04753	168	117	39	12
864	The question is, does the pre-hatched egg have any rights?	1.3750	0.05559	120	83	29	8
865	Attendees were getting bored with our ‘you are here’ signs—so we made ‘here’ a bit more philosophical.	1.3750	0.05656	128	91	26	11
866	'' Does he know we know that he doesn't know? "	1.3750	0.05320	128	88	32	8
867	Let’s call them in for questioning, and see who cracks first.	1.3741	0.05525	139	100	26	13
868	The latest polling suggests that the country has become divided on the chicken-egg problem as well,sir.	1.3740	0.05006	131	88	37	6
869	Two protochickens walk into a bar	1.3740	0.05006	131	88	37	6
870	So, the chicken did come first. But, why did it cross the road?	1.3740	0.05346	131	91	31	9
871	Do you think putting him on this right after the Schrödinger case was a great idea?	1.3740	0.06043	123	90	20	13
872	Personally, I don't give a 'cluck' about it.	1.3740	0.05818	123	88	24	11
873	He's Gen Z. He doesn't understand the connection.	1.3740	0.05702	123	87	26	10
874	I can’t wait to rotate off the cold-case team!	1.3740	0.05214	123	83	34	6
875	He says it's going to take a few more weeks of incubation to crack it	1.3740	0.05584	123	86	28	9
876	Which came first: push pins or sticky notes?	1.3739	0.05587	115	79	29	7
877	It's named "Genesis and Exodus."	1.3739	0.05449	115	78	31	6
878	Wanna have sex?	1.3739	0.05854	115	81	25	9
879	The second level is Escher	1.3739	0.05722	115	80	27	8
880	Don't egg him on John	1.3739	0.05587	115	79	29	7
881	It all fits, I just can't make sense of the timeline.	1.3733	0.05228	150	107	30	13
882	I think we should just order takeout.	1.3732	0.05156	142	99	33	10
883	We had it the other way, but the boss made us put it back.	1.3731	0.05262	134	93	32	9
884	Because this is what Senator Rand calls important research.	1.3731	0.05154	134	92	34	8
885	Luckily, our government funding doesn’t run out for many years.	1.3731	0.05262	134	93	32	9
886	It's looking like the mother and daughter were in on it together.	1.3730	0.05253	126	86	33	7
887	I don't think he'll ever crack it.	1.3729	0.05489	118	81	30	7
888	Your saying a 5th grader has solved it?	1.3729	0.05619	118	82	28	8
889	It keeps the interns out of our hair.	1.3729	0.05747	118	83	26	9
890	Research is going well, except in Texas where an egg has more rights than you or I.	1.3729	0.05871	118	84	24	10
891	There’s reason for optimism. He’s already figured out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3729	0.05619	118	82	28	8
892	He’s trying to make sure he has all the information before getting a COVID vaccine.	1.3729	0.05993	118	85	22	11
893	You need to get past either-or thinking.	1.3724	0.05265	145	103	30	12
894	So…do you wanna have sex?	1.3721	0.05619	129	92	26	11
895	It's called The Kentucky Paradox.	1.3721	0.05510	129	91	28	10
896	He’s on loan from the 13th precinct to help us establish a timeline, but he seems a little stuck.	1.3721	0.05170	129	88	34	7
897	He's been staring at this for hours. I think he's waiting for the egg to hatch or the chicken to lay one to decide which came first...	1.3719	0.05645	121	85	27	9
898	Lots of opinions, no facts.	1.3719	0.05266	121	82	33	6
899	The goal of my research is simply to lay out the question.	1.3719	0.05884	121	87	23	11
900	I was originally scheduled to give an oral presentation but got bumped down to a poster when they needed the slot for the Cart Before the Horse symposium	1.3719	0.05266	121	82	33	6
901	At least he shut up about the woodchuck.	1.3719	0.05645	121	85	27	9
902	I quit.	1.3717	0.05922	113	80	24	9
903	He thinks he's cracked the case.	1.3717	0.05508	113	77	30	6
904	Did he paint the egg first or the chicken?	1.3717	0.06183	113	82	20	11
905	Wanna get a burger?	1.3710	0.05547	124	87	28	9
906	We had to call in the egg heads for this case	1.3710	0.05428	124	86	30	8
907	Next he'll try to solve why it crossed the road.	1.3707	0.05812	116	82	25	9
908	His ability to stay completely focused on meaningless information makes him perfect for accounting.	1.3707	0.06187	116	85	19	12
909	Umm, I think you got it backwards...	1.3707	0.05127	116	77	35	4
910	He keeps muttering, 'Where's the bacon?'	1.3707	0.05812	116	82	25	9
911	He does this everytime we order lunch	1.3707	0.05411	116	79	31	6
912	Just wait til he finds out about cryptocurrency.	1.3707	0.05939	116	83	23	10
913	It's all wrong. The egg should be on the left side and the chicken on the right side."	1.3704	0.05230	135	94	32	9
914	This is a tough case to unscramble.	1.3701	0.05339	127	88	31	8
915	In our case, the cartoon came before the caption.	1.3701	0.05454	127	89	29	9
916	He's getting close. He already figured out why it crossed the road.	1.3701	0.05454	127	89	29	9
917	I told him - just flip a coin.	1.3701	0.05220	127	87	33	7
918	I'm just messing with his mind.	1.3697	0.05451	119	82	30	7
919	He’s been working from home for longer than most.	1.3697	0.05581	119	83	28	8
920	Enough with the puns. We aren't winging it, our board isn't scrambled, and we aren't cracking the case. Just enough.	1.3696	0.05450	138	99	27	12
921	Both have alibis but their timelines are shaky.	1.3694	0.05855	111	78	25	8
922	Scientists have already figured out which came first. Scott just wants to “come to his own conclusion”	1.3694	0.05568	111	76	29	6
923	It all started when he started mansplaining the term 'paradox' to me.	1.3694	0.06390	111	82	17	12
924	It’s a brilliant hypothesis, but I think you’ll need more data to get it published.	1.3684	0.05325	114	77	32	5
925	I would have mentioned the egg is not to scale.	1.3684	0.05746	114	80	26	8
926	What if we start thinking about it in terms of who came last?	1.3684	0.05594	133	96	25	12
927	He just got out of diversity training.	1.3684	0.05609	114	79	28	7
928	We’ve narrowed it down to either the chicken or the egg.	1.3684	0.05469	114	78	30	6
929	They could both be in some very hot water.	1.3684	0.05609	114	79	28	7
930	His work suggests an unhealthy obsession with being first.	1.3681	0.05191	144	102	31	11
931	But can we prove it in court?	1.3680	0.05271	125	86	32	7
932	We absolutely need to get HIM laid....	1.3680	0.05392	125	87	30	8
933	He claims the question is a shell game.	1.3680	0.05271	125	86	32	7
934	We think the egg will appeal to younger audiences.	1.3680	0.04891	125	83	38	4
935	This is the toughest case since the Dumpty incident	1.3675	0.05771	117	83	25	9
936	He can't decide if he wants chicken salad or egg salad for lunch.	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
937	It all depends on which suspect cracks first.	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
938	Maybe we should rephrase the question. "Which came second?"	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
939	This will revolutionize the frittata as we know it.	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
940	Everyone always ask "which came first," but has anyone ever asked "why... Mike is still here after we fired him last month?"	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
941	There's a bottleneck at the first station of the History of Meringue.	1.3672	0.05532	128	91	27	10
942	We have two suspects.	1.3672	0.05305	128	89	31	8
943	No, he's just trying to decide which kind of sandwich he wants for lunch.	1.3672	0.05187	128	88	33	7
944	It's down to two suspects, lieutenant. We're just working on the time-line.	1.3670	0.06066	109	78	22	9
945	Well, Mulder, we've been demoted to the 'Eggs Files'.	1.3670	0.06340	109	80	18	11
946	He’s trying to come up with a caption for a New Yorker cartoon.	1.3670	0.06340	109	80	18	11
947	First things first, I assume.	1.3667	0.05667	120	85	26	9
948	I tried to tell him the Magritte exhibit is across the street but he won’t leave	1.3667	0.05284	120	82	32	6
949	After we published our findings on the 'road cross' problem, we received a grant to investigate this	1.3664	0.05441	131	93	28	10
950	His theory is that neither the chicken nor the egg came first. It was the rooster.	1.3662	0.05143	142	100	32	10
951	We need a new caterer.	1.3662	0.05518	142	104	24	14
952	For sure the egg didn't cross the road.	1.3661	0.06082	112	81	21	10
953	We've got our top paradox guy on it.	1.3661	0.05672	112	78	27	7
954	Is this legal in Texas?	1.3661	0.06711	112	86	11	15
955	They're both suspects, but we're not sure who to interrogate first.	1.3661	0.06082	112	81	21	10
956	He thinks he's about to crack the case.	1.3661	0.05812	112	79	25	8
957	That'll keep him busy for a while. Let's get some breakfast, for some reason I'm hungry.	1.3659	0.05569	123	87	27	9
958	The DA says he doesn't care which came first, they're both gonna fry!	1.3659	0.06029	123	91	19	13
959	I heard there was a second chicken in the grassy meadow.	1.3652	0.05966	115	83	22	10
960	It's about time his parents had that talk with him.	1.3652	0.06216	115	85	18	12
961	Should we lay him off or egg him on?	1.3651	0.05812	126	92	22	12
962	We'll, I can tell you who didn't come first.	1.3650	0.05567	137	100	24	13
963	I asked him what he wanted for lunch last week, he's been standing there ever since.	1.3649	0.04808	148	102	38	8
964	He just keeps muttering, "fowl play."	1.3643	0.05155	129	89	33	7
965	We were deadlocked on Zoom, so I thought coming into the office would help.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
966	I needed to call in expert help because I was just going around in circles with this case.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
967	What if we tried figuring out which one came last?"	1.3643	0.05496	129	92	27	10
968	He'll crack this puzzle soon	1.3636	0.05629	121	86	26	9
969	So that's where the clitoris is.	1.3636	0.05868	121	88	22	11
970	Apparently,he identified the Zodiac killer after a tree fell in a forest that no one was there to hear.	1.3636	0.05736	110	77	26	7
971	It will be interesting to see how he brings this around to string theory.	1.3636	0.05188	132	92	32	8
972	Who knew the unpaid intern would figure it out?	1.3636	0.05880	110	78	24	8
973	I don’t care which one came first, detectives, I just care how they both managed to get away.	1.3630	0.05109	135	94	33	8
974	Where to start?	1.3629	0.05532	124	88	27	9
975	So far we've got the rooster with the hen in the coop.... and in that order.	1.3629	0.05876	124	91	21	12
976	He’s unaware that this is a personality test.”	1.3628	0.05905	113	81	23	9
977	He's developing a Henn diagram.	1.3628	0.06166	113	83	19	11
978	Everybody thinks it's over easy. At first...	1.3628	0.05631	113	79	27	7
979	You wanna get coffee? This could take a while.	1.3628	0.05343	113	77	31	5
980	He has trouble prioritizing.	1.3628	0.05488	113	78	29	6
981	Is this really the best use of our intern?	1.3628	0.06037	113	82	21	10
982	He’s working on a theory that the design committee came first.	1.3623	0.05437	138	100	26	12
983	Are you kidding me, no epidural?"	1.3622	0.05323	127	89	30	8
984	We got it across the road, but this one has us stumped.	1.3622	0.05553	127	91	26	10
985	I think I've found the reason our cases are backing up.	1.3622	0.05773	127	93	22	12
986	I told you we shouldn't have hired an MBA to teach the philosophy class.	1.3621	0.05530	116	81	28	7
987	Who's gonna tell him that's actually a goose egg?	1.3621	0.05393	116	80	30	6
988	The evidence points to the egg, by about 312 million years.	1.3621	0.05393	116	80	30	6
989	The photos are switched each Tuesday.	1.3621	0.05664	116	82	26	8
990	I know it seems a little weird, but rumor has it that he already figured out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3615	0.05238	130	91	31	8
991	Where exactly did you find this caterer?	1.3615	0.05881	130	97	19	14
992	We intend to win the Chicken Sandwich Wars.	1.3613	0.05563	119	84	27	8
993	His promotion depends on it.	1.3613	0.05025	119	80	35	4
994	Bill’s the best. Just last year he cracked the “Cross the Road” case.	1.3613	0.05301	119	82	31	6
995	We think it might be more of a Venn diagram situation.	1.3613	0.04882	119	79	37	3
996	We’ve rebranded it ‘’meta”	1.3609	0.05682	133	98	22	13
997	It’s a tough one to crack.	1.3607	0.05827	122	89	22	11
998	He loves omelettes but is worried in Texas that hens will be required to take all eggs to full term and banned for human consumption.	1.3607	0.05943	122	90	20	12
999	Mansplaining menstruation	1.3607	0.05468	122	86	28	8
1000	Apparently, Matt Damon snuck in late last night and solved it.	1.3607	0.05590	122	87	26	9
1001	Let him be, I don't want him at the meeting, he can never decide how to vote	1.3604	0.05548	111	77	28	6
1002	We fed this into AI and it doesn't know either.	1.3604	0.05694	111	78	26	7
1003	OK, so you’ve tried a biologist, a virologist, a veterinarian, a statistician, a logician, a historian, three psychics and a librarian. Call back the stand-up comic.	1.3600	0.05376	125	88	29	8
1004	This just in: nobody cares who came first	1.3597	0.05686	139	104	20	15
1005	They really need to start teaching sex ed in the schools.	1.3596	0.05727	114	81	25	8
1006	I think if you solve it you get an offer from Google.	1.3596	0.06120	114	84	19	11
1007	He’s got everything figured out except the timeline.	1.3596	0.06246	114	85	17	12
1008	The artist had a very complex Parent/Child relationship.	1.3594	0.05171	128	89	32	7
1009	Someone said there'd be donuts.	1.3592	0.06148	103	74	21	8
1010	I think we're looking for a poacher.	1.3590	0.05624	117	83	26	8
1011	No, actually it is a Rube Goldberg puzzle on how to get that chicken back into that egg.	1.3590	0.05880	117	85	22	10
1012	The investigation has many layers.	1.3590	0.06004	117	86	20	11
1013	Do you ever feel like this entire project is a colossal waste of time?	1.3588	0.05205	131	92	31	8
1014	We found this right before he crossed the road.	1.3588	0.05533	131	95	25	11
1015	I’m not so sure we’re asking the right question.	1.3585	0.05049	106	70	34	2
1016	Conclusion: the rooster did it.	1.3585	0.05394	106	72	30	4
1017	Not really the hardboiled detective I requested.	1.3585	0.06593	106	80	14	12
1018	City folk."	1.3583	0.05131	120	82	33	5
1019	Causality Friday	1.3583	0.05893	120	88	21	11
1020	Our Philosophy Faculty is famous for its forensic methodology.	1.3583	0.04992	120	81	35	4
1021	Couldn’t you have just made him get coffee?	1.3583	0.05131	120	82	33	5
1022	Want to grab a drink? He’s going to be here awhile.	1.3583	0.05525	120	85	27	8
1023	I thought he was making progress when he moved on from "Are you naked if you're wearing socks?"	1.3582	0.05125	134	94	32	8
1024	He told me to set a three minute timer and check back on him.	1.3582	0.05014	134	93	34	7
1025	Between you and me, I don't think CSI: Des Moines is going to work.	1.3578	0.06047	109	79	21	9
1026	He's the one who solved the mystery of the chicken crossing the road.	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
1027	Are we close to cracking this one, or are we wasting resources on another wild goose chase?	1.3578	0.05905	109	78	23	8
1028	I told them not to show this to the intern.	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
1029	That’s one we’ll never crack.	1.3571	0.05221	126	88	31	7
1030	Unfortunately, we are nowhere close to solving it.	1.3571	0.05652	112	79	26	7
1031	Last week's challenge was a bear,some poop,and a forest.	1.3571	0.06450	112	85	14	13
1032	He doesn't care. He's vegan	1.3571	0.05793	112	80	24	8
1033	Once they're distracted by the chicken-egg conundrum, the extended auto warranty is an easy sell.	1.3571	0.06195	112	83	18	11
1034	If he cracks this, I see parades, I see Nobels, I see the next great concept musical.	1.3571	0.05574	126	91	25	10
1035	He got a huge government grant.	1.3571	0.05793	112	80	24	8
1036	The judge ruled 'The egg always comes out a little Behind' .	1.3571	0.05176	140	100	30	10
1037	Give this problem to the intern	1.3566	0.05019	129	89	34	6
1038	We suspect the chef	1.3565	0.05411	115	80	29	6
1039	Only a man would think bigger eggs is a good way to increase yield.	1.3565	0.05818	115	83	23	9
1040	This will keep him occupied for weeks while we sneak off to Costa Rica.	1.3565	0.05948	115	84	21	10
1041	The chicken was clearly at the scene of the crime. But was the egg there first?	1.3565	0.05948	115	84	21	10
1042	Wait ‘till I ask him why did the chicken cross the road.	1.3559	0.05453	118	83	28	7
1043	He’ll crack it soon enough.	1.3559	0.05318	118	82	30	6
1044	Should we just confess to eating his lunch?	1.3559	0.05712	118	85	24	9
1045	How long have you been teaching at Purdue?	1.3558	0.06249	104	76	19	9
1046	We know which came first. We need a motive.	1.3558	0.05620	104	72	27	5
1047	This is the last time we let him decide what to order for lunch.	1.3558	0.05943	104	74	23	7
1048	Don't ya just love it when the smartest guy get stumped?	1.3558	0.06249	104	76	19	9
1049	No matter which one we say, it'll be considered fake news	1.3556	0.04984	135	94	34	7
1050	Of course I told him flow chart, not fowl chart!	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
1051	The rooster had both motive and opportunity!	1.3554	0.05487	121	86	27	8
1052	He's hoping to hatch this new plan soon. It's best not to egg him on.	1.3551	0.05353	107	73	30	4
1053	Do you ask the new analyst what he wants from KFC?	1.3551	0.05827	107	76	24	7
1054	I don't know the answer, but now I'm hungry.	1.3551	0.05224	138	99	29	10
1055	It was just meant to be an icebreaker	1.3546	0.04945	141	99	34	8
1056	Who the cluck cares which came first.	1.3545	0.06001	110	80	21	9
1057	He’s having an eggsistential crisis	1.3545	0.05860	110	79	23	8
1058	Actually, the consultancy fee comes first.	1.3545	0.06001	110	80	21	9
1059	This should keep him busy for the next week	1.3545	0.05416	110	76	29	5
1060	Wanna go grab some breakfast?	1.3545	0.06138	110	81	19	10
1061	He's got this figured out. What he still can't get to is the motive for the road crossing.	1.3540	0.05611	113	80	26	7
1062	If we solve it, Krysten Sinema says she'll vote for our bill.	1.3540	0.05611	113	80	26	7
1063	Clearly the Omelette is in the Eye of the Beholder	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
1064	It's actually just a recipe for a chicken frittata.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
1065	What a surprise that all our senior managers chose the chicken.	1.3540	0.05468	113	79	28	6
1066	All the evidence points in the same direction - delicious.	1.3540	0.05171	113	77	32	4
1067	Our breakthrough was realizing that this problem is not so much circular as it is elliptical.	1.3534	0.05373	116	81	29	6
1068	Did either one smoke afterwards?	1.3534	0.05566	133	98	23	12
1069	We're getting close to an answer, it's down to a fifty-fifty chance it's one of them.	1.3529	0.05918	119	88	20	11
1070	And don't even get me started on the 'crossing the road' inquiry	1.3529	0.06017	102	73	22	7
1071	Well, I guess that finally settles it.	1.3529	0.05545	119	85	26	8
1072	Just wait until he gets to the other side.	1.3529	0.05415	119	84	28	7
1073	He wonders how that big egg could come out of such a small hole.	1.3529	0.05274	136	98	28	10
1074	DNA results were scrambled, but we've narrowed it down to two suspects. Suspect one claims to have info that will crack the case wide open, but not a peep from suspect two who has nearly a dozen witnesses that say he was elsewhere.	1.3525	0.05926	122	91	19	12
1075	It's too binary.	1.3525	0.05573	122	88	25	9
1076	This is not what I meant when I said we should find the root of the crossing the road incident.	1.3524	0.05410	105	72	29	4
1077	We’re shutting this down and transferring the budget over to ‘Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?’.	1.3524	0.05410	105	72	29	4
1078	Well at least we figured out why it crossed the road	1.3524	0.05577	105	73	27	5
1079	The chicken has a social media post from '97 so we're going with that.	1.3519	0.05474	108	75	28	5
1080	If that was a hen, there would be no question.	1.3519	0.06074	108	79	20	9
1081	The egg, of course! The photo on the left is a rooster!!	1.3519	0.05630	108	76	26	6
1082	I'm not going to be the one who tells him that's a rooster.	1.3519	0.05929	108	78	22	8
1083	Well, I never heard of an egg laying a chicken.	1.3519	0.05929	108	77	22	8
1084	He keeps asking the same question, over and over again!	1.3516	0.05154	128	90	31	7
1085	He works the cold case at Whole Foods.	1.3516	0.05387	128	92	27	9
1086	Do you read from left to right or the other way around?	1.3514	0.05955	111	81	21	9
1087	It's OK. He's an intern	1.3514	0.05222	111	76	31	4
1088	So it was the chicken? Nice work! When can we expect the "tree falling in the woods" results	1.3514	0.05955	111	81	21	9
1089	He's trying to figure out what to have for dinner.	1.3514	0.05673	111	79	25	7
1090	We’re pretty sure it was the chicken, but we still haven’t figured out why it crossed the road.	1.3514	0.05673	111	79	25	7
1091	Okay yes, technically the rooster came first but...	1.3509	0.05842	114	83	22	9
1092	Yeah, funding dried up so wewent back to basics.	1.3505	0.06225	97	70	20	7
1093	Yeah, he says he knows but won't tell us.	1.3504	0.05343	137	100	26	11
1094	Do you realize, if we resolve this, we can apply the same logic to ducks and geese.	1.3500	0.05752	100	70	25	5
1095	The paradox lies in this being a rooster and not a hen	1.3500	0.05246	120	84	30	6
1096	First things first, he says.	1.3500	0.05378	120	85	28	7
1097	Chicken, egg, person, woman, camera, TV. We think he can primary your incumbent.	1.3500	0.06416	100	74	17	9
1098	I don't think that he can crack this case.	1.3500	0.06093	100	72	21	7
1099	I haven't seen him so worked up since the "Schrodinger' cat" case.	1.3500	0.06256	100	73	19	8
1100	The ultimate cold case	1.3500	0.05925	100	71	23	6
1101	Rumor has it that display is a chick magnet.	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
1102	Putting the chicken on the left side of the board just gives it all away.	1.3495	0.05968	103	74	22	7
1103	I don't care who came first. They're stuck with footprints crossing the road and shell casings on the other side.	1.3495	0.05968	103	74	22	7
1104	Do you want to ask him or shall I?	1.3495	0.05806	103	73	24	6
1105	I'd explain it, but I wouldn't know where to begin.	1.3495	0.05968	103	74	22	7
1106	After 9,462 votes I can't believe it's all up to this guy.	1.3492	0.04823	126	86	36	4
1107	They have a very limited menu, and the reviews are all over the place.	1.3492	0.05203	126	89	30	7
1108	I think we can fry ‘em both.	1.3492	0.05203	126	89	30	7
1109	I told you to stop asking him that question.	1.3491	0.06149	106	78	19	9
1110	He's studying the genesis of Critical Race Theory.	1.3491	0.06001	106	77	21	8
1111	The Farm to Table concept is good, but we need a sexier chicken.	1.3491	0.05850	106	76	23	7
1112	You just had to invite Jerry to order lunch with us...	1.3491	0.05534	106	74	27	5
1113	I hope he knows that’s a duck egg…	1.3491	0.06001	106	77	21	8
1114	Corporate wants an answer by tomorrow	1.3491	0.05694	106	75	25	6
1115	His marriage is failing.	1.3486	0.05587	109	77	26	6
1116	I see the new guy is learning the pecking order.	1.3486	0.05587	109	77	26	6
1117	We got a $20 million grant for this.	1.3486	0.06166	109	81	18	10
1118	Next time, let's be sure to read the entire grant application and not just the title: 'Evolutionary Avian Enigmas'	1.3486	0.05587	109	77	26	6
1119	Are you sure that's the right order?	1.3482	0.05631	112	80	25	7
1120	He's dyslexic, so who knows?	1.3482	0.05910	112	82	21	9
1121	We like to keep our rookies busy with something simple, at first.	1.3482	0.05772	112	81	23	8
1122	That’s why she crossed the road!	1.3482	0.05486	112	79	27	6
1123	When are you going to tell him it's a rooster?	1.3478	0.05929	115	85	20	10
1124	Actually, I'm certain the rooster came first.	1.3478	0.05799	115	84	22	9
1125	He keeps insisting that….”it has to be the egg”.	1.3478	0.04947	115	78	34	3
1126	Pollux is the man for this; he solved ‘why the chicken crossed the road’ problem.	1.3475	0.05943	118	88	19	11
1127	It's not a guy thing.	1.3471	0.05715	121	89	22	10
1128	It's for our new menu. But what do we serve first?	1.3469	0.06503	98	73	16	9
1129	Got a coin? Our boy genius here will settle for 2-out-of-3.	1.3469	0.05998	98	70	22	6
1130	Either way, they ran a-fowl of the law.	1.3469	0.05998	98	70	22	6
1131	Who cares? They're both delicious.	1.3468	0.05731	124	92	21	11
1132	Don't judge. The alternative was Nietzsche.	1.3465	0.06204	101	74	19	8
1133	We're holding his older sister Clara - recent DNA evidence suggests she pushed him. She hated Humpty for being the most beautiful baby of the hatch.	1.3465	0.06204	101	74	19	8
1134	The supply chain is broken.	1.3465	0.05529	101	70	27	4
1135	We thought it might be easier to figure out which came second.	1.3465	0.05705	101	71	25	5
1136	Apparently he used a candlestick.	1.3465	0.06042	101	73	21	7
1137	I think the chicken and the egg were in on it together.	1.3462	0.05595	104	73	26	5
1138	It's not what you think. He's trying to figure out what to have for lunch.	1.3462	0.05595	104	73	26	5
1139	He’ll never figure it out, this is ostrich’s egg.	1.3462	0.06075	104	76	20	8
1140	We're over budget and past due, how hard could this really be to solve?	1.3458	0.05650	107	76	25	6
1141	He says his name is Heisenberg.	1.3458	0.05650	107	76	25	6
1142	I got grants from the chicken industry and the egg industry, but I can’t recall which came first.	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
1143	He's the profiler who solved the Cart/Horse conjecture...	1.3458	0.05804	107	77	23	7
1144	If he says " the egg" hire him. Last one said "boulder"	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
1145	Give him five more minutes then we'll go to a coin flip.	1.3458	0.05650	107	76	25	6
1146	He's our best hope for this new case...last month he solved why it crossed the road!	1.3455	0.06118	110	82	18	10
1147	I'll never understand how this prepares you to jump out of an airplane.	1.3451	0.05865	113	83	21	9
1148	He’s stuck in a feedback loop…	1.3451	0.05446	113	80	27	6
1149	He’ll get it. He figured out the cart before the horse thing.	1.3448	0.05625	116	84	24	8
1150	I warned you. This is what you get when you serve a chicken scrambler to a metaphysician.	1.3448	0.05625	116	84	24	8
1151	Don't you think our interviews have gotten a little too difficult?	1.3448	0.06135	116	88	16	12
1152	After we solve this problem, we have to know why she crossed the road.	1.3445	0.05262	119	84	29	6
1153	I’ve never seen anyone stare so long at the lunch menu.	1.3443	0.05675	122	90	22	10
1154	We're pecking away at it.	1.3443	0.04907	122	84	34	4
1155	Does it really matter?	1.3438	0.06426	96	71	17	8
1156	He thinks it's the lunch menu.	1.3438	0.06253	96	70	19	7
1157	He did, however, figure out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3438	0.06426	96	71	17	8
1158	When I asked him to resolve this paradox, he cried 'fowl.'	1.3434	0.06285	99	73	18	8
1159	I still don’t understand how this got so politicized.	1.3434	0.05772	99	70	24	5
1160	If we can't solve the case for what was first, what was second?	1.3434	0.05591	99	69	26	4
1161	What does it matter if neither identifies as a chicken or an egg?	1.3434	0.06119	99	72	20	7
1162	Ernie's solved it. He wants us to move on to why he crossed the road.	1.3434	0.06119	99	72	20	7
1163	Obviously, the rooster came first.	1.3434	0.06605	99	75	14	10
1164	He’s almost got it.	1.3431	0.05305	102	70	29	3
1165	He's about to crack this wide open.	1.3431	0.05992	102	74	21	7
1166	I think that sometimes AI likes to poke fun at us."	1.3431	0.05659	102	72	25	5
1167	Every time we get close to cracking the case, our informants get eaten.	1.3431	0.05992	102	74	21	7
1168	This is definitely a good use of public funding	1.3429	0.05872	105	76	22	7
1169	He thinks he's got it.	1.3429	0.04838	140	99	34	7
1170	We’ll cross that road when we get to it	1.3429	0.05872	105	76	22	6
1171	Detective Fox says it doesn't matter who was guarding the hen house, focus on the bad eggs.	1.3429	0.05552	105	74	26	5
1172	Couldn't they just be concurrent?	1.3429	0.05552	105	74	26	5
1173	New guy thinks it’s a menu.	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
1174	Yesterday's poll had it 49.8% chicken, 49.6% egg--too close to call.	1.3426	0.06052	108	80	19	9
1175	He's from the Middle East. He says we hung it wrong.	1.3426	0.05450	108	76	27	5
1176	I suggested that he just Google it.	1.3426	0.05607	108	77	25	6
1177	We know they crossed the road. We don’t know why, or which came first.	1.3426	0.06193	108	81	17	10
1178	Last year they had us working on 'Catch 22'	1.3426	0.06052	108	80	19	9
1179	Apparently it’s a supply chain issue.	1.3426	0.05289	108	75	29	4
1180	I thought reframing the question as 'Which came second?'might resolve it once and for all.	1.3423	0.05353	111	78	28	5
1181	We know it was the chicken first and we're pretty sure we know why he crossed the road	1.3423	0.05934	111	82	20	9
1182	He's getting worse. It's never taken him THIS long to decide what to have for lunch before.	1.3423	0.05198	111	77	30	4
1183	Wait... one... second. We've been looking at this all wrong. The rooster came first.	1.3421	0.05407	114	81	27	6
1184	I think we'd be making better progress if the project manager wasn't a vegan.	1.3421	0.05687	114	83	23	8
1185	It takes him forever to decide what to have for lunch	1.3421	0.05822	114	84	21	9
1186	Maybe the chick came first instead?	1.3419	0.05173	117	82	30	5
1187	While we're at it, which came first, the blackboard or the chalk?	1.3419	0.05842	117	87	20	10
1188	We’ll ask him why it crossed the road tomorrow.	1.3419	0.05173	117	82	30	5
1189	Based on my personal research; I concluded it was the rooster”	1.3417	0.05613	120	88	23	9
1190	Either way, we still won’t know why it crossed the road.	1.3417	0.05736	120	89	21	10
1191	After this, it's which came first - coffee or Starbucks?	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
1192	Well, this is a first.	1.3415	0.05394	123	89	26	8
1193	Who cares which came first? I want to know why it crossed the road.	1.3411	0.05447	129	95	24	10
1194	We need Matt Damon	1.3402	0.06022	97	70	21	6
1195	All I said was, 'Chief, what do you want for lunch?'	1.3402	0.06022	97	70	21	6
1196	He's been in a foul mood all morning.	1.3400	0.06391	100	75	16	9
1197	He's working on his next Tweet	1.3400	0.05898	100	72	22	6
1198	Which came first? Post-its or white boards?	1.3400	0.05898	100	72	22	6
1199	Anyone who thinks they understand this exhibit is fantasizing or a genius.	1.3400	0.05724	100	71	24	5
1200	He's reversed the order of those two images a thousand times in the last week alone!	1.3398	0.05614	103	73	25	5
1201	We're not sure if it was an infanticide or a matricide.	1.3398	0.05943	103	75	21	7
1202	He will never solve the puzzle because his wife is egging him on.	1.3398	0.06255	103	77	17	9
1203	He's been pecking away at it all week.	1.3396	0.05343	106	74	28	4
1204	I just keep thinking, "Who cares?"	1.3396	0.06126	106	79	18	9
1205	He could care less. He's a vegan.	1.3396	0.05978	106	78	20	8
1206	Quantum Mechanics proves the chicken OR the egg came first, depending on how you observe them. Problem solved.	1.3396	0.06126	106	79	18	9
1207	Please don’t tell him about Schrödinger’s cat.	1.3394	0.05714	109	79	23	7
1208	If he solves this, he gets an in-person interview.	1.3394	0.05564	109	78	25	6
1209	He got the egg to crack but he can't get a peep from the chicken.	1.3394	0.06144	109	82	17	10
1210	Gives the interns something to do.	1.3393	0.05888	112	83	20	9
1211	The best solution so far is from a rooster.	1.3393	0.05609	112	81	24	7
1212	He is hoping to get a research grant.	1.3391	0.05508	115	83	25	7
1213	Are there any vegan restaurants nearby?	1.3391	0.05368	115	82	27	6
1214	He thinks there is no question that can not be answered with enough graphics.	1.3391	0.05368	115	82	27	6
1215	Ms. Tippen's third grade class is deconstructing the chicken-egg paradox as a non-fungible token. I think we should bid.	1.3390	0.05544	118	86	24	8
1216	We brought him in because of his incredible work on the “chicken crossing the road” case.	1.3390	0.05544	118	86	24	8
1217	Where are Abbott and Costello when we really need them?	1.3388	0.05449	121	88	25	8
1218	Modern art exhibits just keep getting more and more weird these days.	1.3387	0.05478	124	91	24	9
1219	He's close. Chalkboards came before post-it notes .	1.3385	0.05186	130	94	28	8
1220	I’ll never understand what they do over at HR.	1.3370	0.06236	92	67	19	6
1221	You can not invite him to breakfast with us anymore.	1.3368	0.05521	95	66	26	3
1222	The Judges will determine who comes in first.	1.3368	0.06280	95	70	18	7
1223	He's preparing for the next debate between Democrats and Republicans	1.3368	0.05913	95	68	22	5
1224	He already discovered why the sky is blue.	1.3368	0.05314	95	65	28	2
1225	It’s looking like a tie.	1.3367	0.05971	98	71	21	6
1226	He was chosen because he found the needle in a haystack.	1.3367	0.06144	98	72	19	7
1227	Sorry, it should have been your assignment but he got here first.	1.3367	0.05219	98	67	29	2
1228	How many times do I have to tell you? It's an eye exam for Trump supporters who can't read.	1.3367	0.06638	98	75	13	10
1229	Coming first is over-rated.	1.3367	0.05416	98	68	27	3
1230	So here’s a picture of my darling Betty, and here’s one of her when she was younger.	1.3367	0.05971	98	71	21	6
1231	He says it’s more about who wore it best	1.3367	0.05792	98	70	23	5
1232	Steve is watching the numbers, looks like the egg is ahead	1.3366	0.05500	101	71	26	4
1233	I’m thinking 12-episode, limited run, whodunnit podcast series	1.3366	0.05849	101	73	22	6
1234	I'm thinking breakfast. You?	1.3365	0.05569	104	74	25	5
1235	Lower his dose of LSD and see if he can speak.	1.3365	0.06203	104	78	17	9
1236	He says he's about make a big breakthrough in the case.	1.3365	0.05569	104	74	25	5
1237	Are you sure barnyards are within our jurisdiction?	1.3365	0.05734	104	75	23	6
1238	He'll never crack this one.	1.3365	0.05895	104	76	21	7
1239	Just one or two more rounds of funding and I think he’ll finally crack it.	1.3365	0.05569	104	74	25	5
1240	I think it is time to call in Colonel Sanders.	1.3365	0.05895	104	76	21	7
1241	Oh yeah, get a coffee. He’s gonna be awhile.	1.3365	0.06051	104	77	19	8
1242	Why is it that young people keep waiting for this flat screen display to activate?	1.3364	0.06221	107	81	16	10
1243	Told you that was the only way to keep him busy.	1.3364	0.05780	107	78	22	7
1244	Let's solve this problem first, then we can talk about its motivation for crossing the road.	1.3364	0.05522	110	79	25	6
1245	There seems to be a connection between the two.	1.3364	0.05522	110	79	25	6
1246	It's plagued humans forever...southern fried or easy over?	1.3364	0.05522	110	79	25	6
1247	His latest theory is that crossing the road will help him crack it.	1.3364	0.05048	110	76	31	3
1248	I’m taking Murphy off of the Cold Case team.	1.3364	0.05522	110	79	25	6
1249	He said the murders can wait.	1.3363	0.05275	113	80	28	5
1250	He doesn't get that it's a rhetorical question.	1.3363	0.05978	113	85	18	10
1251	It was his theorem which established why it crossed the road so he is now examining the ultimate question.	1.3363	0.05567	113	82	24	7
1252	He’s either close to cracking the case or making breakfast.	1.3362	0.05865	116	87	19	10
1253	He's asking for a vegetarian option.	1.3361	0.05155	122	87	29	6
1254	Not him. He's still working on why did the chicken cross the road.	1.3359	0.05376	131	97	24	10
1255	He's a vegan from Texas, so now I'm worried he's going to sue the hen.	1.3333	0.06258	99	74	17	8
1256	We think we can finally crack this.	1.3333	0.05328	111	79	27	5
1257	Either way, the sky is falling.	1.3333	0.05456	102	72	26	4
1258	My gut says The Rooster is behind the whole thing.	1.3333	0.06421	99	75	15	9
1259	This appears to be unrelated to the “If a tree fell in the forest” case.	1.3333	0.06171	108	82	16	10
1260	It's a complicated organization, but a clear pecking order is starting to emerge.	1.3333	0.06048	111	84	17	10
1261	Your government dollars at work.	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
1262	Jerome and I cannot confidently say which came first. Of course,it's possible it's neither one.	1.3333	0.05164	126	91	28	7
1263	Cuts down on reading all those resumes.	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
1264	We’re never going to crack this case.	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
1265	When he was young before becoming a Colonel,Harland Sanders had to decide if he was going to serve breakfast or dinner.	1.3333	0.06179	93	68	19	6
1266	The evidence doesn’t look good for either of them, sir.	1.3333	0.06179	93	68	19	6
1267	They fouled it up. That’s a goose egg.	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
1268	Obviously, the egg. Dinosaurs had eggs, so...just sayin'. It's a stupid question.	1.3333	0.05357	105	74	27	4
1269	We have fun with it. It drives the new rookies crazy!	1.3333	0.05861	96	69	22	5
1270	The problem is, he only has 18 minutes for his TED talk...	1.3333	0.05664	114	84	22	8
1271	We’re really close to cracking this case…	1.3333	0.05966	102	75	20	7
1272	Unfortunately, his science fair entry is just a long-winded chicken salad recipe.	1.3333	0.05947	117	89	17	11
1273	Law and Order: Paradox Unit	1.3333	0.06046	96	70	20	6
1274	...and the answer has been staring us in the face all this time	1.3333	0.05372	99	69	27	3
1275	This is much more accurate than a SAT	1.3333	0.05627	111	81	23	7
1276	So, about Kevin's project, twenty bucks says he can't 'pullet" off.	1.3333	0.05788	93	66	23	4
1277	Is there a vegan option?	1.3333	0.05369	93	64	27	2
1278	It's too eggistential for me.	1.3333	0.05480	111	80	25	6
1279	He's always wanted to take a crack at one of our great unsolved mysteries.	1.3333	0.05771	111	82	21	8
1280	He’s struggling to determine the sequence of events.	1.3333	0.05456	102	72	26	4
1281	And that's blockchain	1.3333	0.06258	99	74	17	8
1282	I don't think it was the chicken OR the egg -- they were both framed.	1.3333	0.06734	99	77	11	11
1283	Solving the whole chicken egg sequencing problem has huge market potential.	1.3333	0.05526	114	83	24	7
1284	But we’ll still never know why it crosses the road.	1.3333	0.05671	96	68	24	4
1285	I still maintain he drew the egg first	1.3333	0.05525	105	75	25	5
1286	Don't overthink it.	1.3333	0.05429	117	85	25	7
1287	We were going back to the original questions of the case. Paul may have gone too far back.	1.3333	0.05847	105	77	21	7
1288	Dunno ‘bout you, but if I was the chicken I’d be praying that the egg came first “	1.3333	0.06171	108	82	16	10
1289	Scientifically speaking, the incremental evolution resulting into today’s domesticated chicken would have happened in a DNA mutation present in the egg but not the parent species, but I’m just waiting to see if he is going to mansplain that to me.	1.3333	0.05920	99	72	21	6
1290	Research is overfunded.	1.3306	0.05796	121	92	18	11
1291	Ask the hen.	1.3306	0.04894	121	85	32	4
1292	We're looking at a patricide. Suspect is white, unarmed and may have crack on them.	1.3305	0.05903	118	90	17	11
1293	He's the best detective we've ever had, but I don't believe he can crack this case.	1.3305	0.05114	118	84	29	5
1294	Bring biscuits and gravy when we bring them in for questioning.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1295	The chicken came first. Someone had to lay the egg and someone had to incubate the egg. If the egg came first, it would just sit there and get cold. The end.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1296	He couldn't decide on Moderna or Pfizer either.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1297	I figured it out ages ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him	1.3304	0.05727	112	83	21	8
1298	I hear Netflix is already talking about a second season.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1299	It started with a big bang.	1.3302	0.05315	106	75	27	4
1300	Theoretically, it's neither.	1.3302	0.06102	106	80	17	9
1301	We’re struggling to determine the chain of events.	1.3302	0.05953	106	79	19	8
1302	I’m not really sure how we got here	1.3302	0.05315	106	75	27	4
1303	This is the type of progressive mumbo jumbo silly question that Fox has been trying to expose for years.	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
1304	Think he’ll crack it?	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
1305	After it crossed the highway, we thought there might be a deeper mystery To be solved	1.3301	0.06075	103	77	18	8
1306	Do we award two prizes,or what	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
1307	If you think this is tiring, you should see him trying to decide what to have for lunch. Wait - is that what he's doing?	1.3301	0.05586	103	74	24	5
1308	He wrote the definitive paper on why they cross the road.	1.3301	0.06075	103	77	18	8
1309	This is a prime example of analysis paralysis,” he said. I replied, “Don’t overthink it.	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
1310	The preparation for the Colonel’s origin story	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
1311	Which came first? Oh, the poster was there before the guy.	1.3300	0.05695	100	72	23	5
1312	We have to find out where it all started before we can understand why he crossed the road.	1.3300	0.05695	100	72	23	5
1313	Our photo age-progression technology is amazing.	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
1314	He’s trying to figure out where to begin	1.3300	0.05329	100	70	27	3
1315	It's the first run of CSI: Barnyard	1.3300	0.06039	100	74	19	7
1316	Our chicken comes first or she doesn't come at all.	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
1317	He'll never get them to talk.	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
1318	He says he's about to have an eggsistential breakthrough.	1.3299	0.06341	97	73	16	8
1319	Two suspects arrived at the crime scene. We’re not sure yet who came first.	1.3299	0.05623	97	69	24	4
1320	0kay people, we need to establish a timeline.	1.3299	0.05811	97	70	22	5
1321	I told you not to invite any Engineers.	1.3298	0.05933	94	68	21	5
1322	The logic is circular, but I think it fits.	1.3298	0.05933	94	68	21	5
1323	That reminds me. About last night...	1.3298	0.06995	94	74	9	11
1324	He’s got a 50/50 chance..	1.3298	0.05737	94	67	23	4
1325	Its a deep dive into what came first, the cartoon or the caption contest.	1.3298	0.06123	94	69	19	6
1326	Pantyhose: The Early Days	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
1327	This menu doesn't offer much variety	1.3297	0.05646	91	64	24	3
1328	He's trying to make a case for either chicken or egg salad.	1.3297	0.05859	91	65	22	4
1329	We've narrowed it down to just two scenarios.	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
1330	Yes, he is our cold case expert, but he may have met his match.	1.3297	0.05859	91	65	22	4
1331	We're trying hard to determine which one makes the better salad	1.3297	0.06821	91	70	12	9
1332	MIT uses something like it to screen scholarship applicants	1.3295	0.06409	88	65	17	6
1333	You've been put on this case because you figured out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3281	0.04974	128	92	30	6
1334	It's a nice picture board, but I've never known anyone to wonder if the ROOSTER or the egg came first.	1.3277	0.05612	119	89	21	9
1335	He's in a fowl mood.	1.3274	0.05684	113	84	21	8
1336	”Well according to Masters and Johnson it was really the rooster	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
1337	Where to begin?	1.3273	0.05792	110	82	20	8
1338	He’s not been the same since the Chik-fil-A debacle.	1.3273	0.05496	110	80	24	6
1339	The real killer is the cholesterol	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1340	Only Murders in the Coop.	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1341	The Colonel said to redesign the supply chain.	1.3271	0.05599	107	78	23	6
1342	There's no confusion with the pig and the bacon	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1343	He’s never been able to prove which came first. It’s the case that haunts him to this day.	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
1344	Our jurisdiction stops on this side of the road,so we have to drop the other question.	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1345	He's been trying to crack the case for days, and all he can come up with is fowl play.	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1346	We’re hoping this hard boiled detective can crack the case.	1.3269	0.05370	104	74	26	4
1347	If he solves this, he expects a Nobel Prize.	1.3269	0.05193	104	73	28	3
1348	This exercise has proved popular with the staff, apart from the hardcore vegans of course.	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
1349	He's a genealogist	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
1350	We think he’s just hungry.	1.3269	0.05541	104	75	24	5
1351	How about brunch?	1.3267	0.05648	101	73	23	5
1352	Check the alibi.	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
1353	It had to be a C-Section!	1.3267	0.06151	101	76	17	8
1354	To be honest, I'm a vegan and don't care anymore.	1.3267	0.05286	101	71	27	3
1355	We are getting closer but I think the chicken was lying	1.3267	0.05821	101	74	21	6
1356	We’re calling it the metaverse	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
1357	The one piece of evidence I can't resolve is her inexplicable position across that road.	1.3265	0.05384	98	69	26	3
1358	He's convinced the fox was framed. His money's on the chicken.	1.3265	0.05761	98	71	22	5
1359	I know, but this time he's approaching it with lateral thinking.	1.3265	0.06285	98	74	16	8
1360	Schrödinger says it depends on the recipe	1.3263	0.05687	95	68	23	4
1361	You're the BLT, I'm the meatball parm, but once again Tod can't decide between chicken or egg salad.	1.3263	0.05687	95	68	23	4
1362	How's your tree falling in the forest thing going?	1.3263	0.06068	95	70	19	6
1363	We're still waiting on forensics ...	1.3263	0.05687	95	68	23	4
1364	We're trying to nail down the timeline.	1.3261	0.05596	92	65	24	3
1365	The question is whether we should go with the sheet pan or the skillet	1.3261	0.05378	92	64	26	2
1366	When I asked you to take a serious look at what comes first, I meant your work or our relationship.	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
1367	He invented the tree-in-the-forest recorder.	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
1368	Actually, he’s a road scholar.	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
1369	Harder to crack than the 'Road' problem...	1.3258	0.05931	89	64	21	4
1370	He's still trying to crack that cold case file.	1.3258	0.05931	89	64	21	4
1371	He’s ready for the shape sorter test	1.3258	0.06143	89	65	19	5
1372	There had to be a rooster around in all this!	1.3256	0.05297	129	96	24	9
1373	Perhaps we should be defunded.	1.3248	0.05540	117	87	22	8
1374	Who says we can't have it both ways.	1.3246	0.05061	114	81	29	4
1375	I'm reluctant to tell him that dinosaurs laid eggs.	1.3246	0.05212	114	82	27	5
1376	: “Everyone knows it was the rooster.”	1.3243	0.05602	111	82	22	7
1377	He wants to call it “Six degrees of eggs and bacon” …	1.3241	0.05234	108	77	27	4
1378	It's our coldest case.	1.3241	0.05397	108	78	25	5
1379	Jeez, the NSF has sure eased up on its standards for poster submission.	1.3241	0.06004	108	82	17	9
1380	Between you and me, I feel like there could be other problems in the world we should be focusing on right now.	1.3241	0.05708	108	80	21	7
1381	I'm going with the egg on this.	1.3238	0.05820	105	78	20	7
1382	You think he’ll crack it?	1.3238	0.05820	105	78	20	7
1383	I told him to dig deep but I didn’t realize he’d go this far.	1.3238	0.05820	105	78	20	7
1384	He's done it! He's actually done it!	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
1385	Who cares! I want to know why the chicken crossed the street.	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
1386	He says that the chicken couldn't have laid an egg that big	1.3235	0.05425	102	73	25	4
1387	I don't care anymore, I just know I'll be the first to leave	1.3235	0.05601	102	74	23	5
1388	Whichever came first, they both taste great on waffles.	1.3232	0.05529	99	71	24	4
1389	It keeps them occupied for hours	1.3232	0.06230	99	75	16	8
1390	Turns out, the rooster came first.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
1391	He’s hatching a plan.	1.3232	0.05529	99	71	24	4
1392	No, that's not a breakdown of the chicken and egg debate. It's diagram of his mother's Oyakodon recipe.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
1393	I count two chickens.	1.3232	0.06062	99	74	18	7
1394	Bob says he's finally solved it: The chicken is just the egg's way of making another egg.	1.3229	0.06194	96	72	17	7
1395	We are struggling to find probable cause.	1.3229	0.05638	96	69	23	4
1396	It's all scrambled at this point.	1.3229	0.05638	96	69	23	4
1397	Who's gonna tell him?	1.3229	0.05829	96	70	21	5
1398	Don’t look at it. You’ll be there all day and I need a cigarette.	1.3229	0.06014	96	71	19	6
1399	We still don't understand how chicken and waffles became a thing.	1.3229	0.05829	96	70	21	5
1400	I think it was the rooster.	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
1401	Actually my 3 year solved this last night.	1.3226	0.05953	93	68	20	5
1402	He’s just trying to figure out who stuck notes and string all over his vision board.	1.3226	0.05953	93	68	20	5
1403	Someone should tell him about evolution.	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
1404	Now that we've got DNA evidence, the captain says we've got to find out why he crossed the road.	1.3222	0.06482	90	68	15	7
1405	He doesn't like 'or.' He wants us to get to 'and.'	1.3222	0.05659	90	64	23	3
1406	No, he already knows which came first. Now he's obsessed with figuring out how such a small chicken laid such an enormous egg.	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
1407	He says he thinks he's close to cracking it.	1.3222	0.06286	90	67	17	6
1408	I think we really lost the professor on this research question..."	1.3220	0.04945	118	84	30	4
1409	You know, 'Professor of Theoretical Agriculture' sounded much better on paper.	1.3220	0.05500	118	88	22	8
1410	By the way we’re out of red string.	1.3218	0.05779	87	62	22	3
1411	He's trying to find his biological mother.	1.3218	0.06436	87	65	16	6
1412	She didn’t come first, woman always fake it.	1.3218	0.06436	87	65	16	6
1413	He gets one more day. Tomorrow we tell him un oeuf is enough.	1.3217	0.05174	115	83	27	5
1414	The rooster has been eliminated and is no longer under consideration.	1.3211	0.05355	109	79	25	5
1415	He's trying to figure out who the father is.	1.3208	0.05615	106	78	22	6
1416	The Metaphysical Evolution of Breakfast	1.3204	0.06048	103	78	17	8
1417	Timing is a critical factor in this case.	1.3204	0.05556	103	75	23	5
1418	I asked him to whiteboard our supply chain issues.	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
1419	It's a trick question!	1.3204	0.05724	103	76	21	6
1420	We've brought in a consultant from Ancestry.com.	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
1421	Results seem to depend on where you enter the scenario.	1.3200	0.05840	100	74	20	6
1422	It’s been three weeks, and he still hasn’t cracked the case.	1.3200	0.05483	100	72	24	4
1423	Not a bad entry, but they failed to address the "crossing the road" dilemma.	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1424	You know that an egg that big would not come from that chicken. We need another suspect.	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
1425	The chart illustrates my belief in alternative science: the egg laid the chicken.	1.3200	0.06176	100	76	16	8
1426	This project was really tough. I'm going to take a little break and discover dark energy particles next.	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1427	The question sort of answers itself, don't you think	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1428	Hopefully, we can crack the case without getting egg on our face	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1429	Our working theory is an immaculate conception. Basically, a chicken with an egg in it.	1.3196	0.05778	97	71	21	5
1430	Has he decided what he's having for dinner yet?	1.3196	0.06311	97	74	15	8
1431	Wrong assignment for a dyslexic guy.	1.3196	0.05778	97	71	21	5
1432	Evidently, first came Post-it notes. Now comes the tough part.	1.3196	0.05961	97	72	19	6
1433	This investigation would go faster if he just figured out where to start	1.3196	0.06479	97	75	13	9
1434	I think we should investigate what came second!	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1435	Don't bother him. He's in a fowl mood.	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1436	That part’s solved. It’s the motive for crossing the street that remains a mystery.	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1437	So, we've got that solved -- breakfast before lunch.	1.3191	0.06630	94	73	12	9
1438	This is one case I’m eager to crack.	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1439	We're going with string theory	1.3191	0.05498	94	67	24	3
1440	Worst escape room ever ...	1.3191	0.06090	94	70	18	6
1441	If he gets this right, he'll move on to the Ass and Hole-in-Ground problem.	1.3191	0.05702	94	68	21	4
1442	I just wanted to get his breakfast order	1.3191	0.06275	94	71	16	7
1443	He appears to be a lone wolf	1.3191	0.05065	94	65	28	1
1444	Some people read right to left? That may cause a misunderstanding.	1.3191	0.06275	94	71	16	7
1445	We can’t establish a timeline of events until we determine what happened first.	1.3191	0.05498	94	67	24	3
1446	Wanna go for a drink?	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1447	I'd rather work on where socks go in the dryer.	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1448	Henry solved 'Why the Chicken crossed the Road' riddle, so we thought we'd give him a crack at this.	1.3187	0.05608	91	65	23	3
1449	We're working on the theory it crossed the road to get the egg.	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1450	You'd think we'd have cracked this by now.	1.3186	0.05659	113	85	20	8
1451	This is actually more about when brunch becomes lunch.	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
1452	Maybe we should have hired the MIT guy.	1.3186	0.05223	113	82	26	5
1453	He stared at it for an hour, then asked me if it's a rooster or a hen.	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
1454	If the Chicken did come first, why did he cross the road before having the egg?	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1455	Seems like an open and shut case	1.3182	0.05909	110	84	17	9
1456	Both have a long list of priors.	1.3182	0.06373	88	66	16	6
1457	It is part of our basic test for new employees.	1.3182	0.06770	88	68	12	8
1458	They were behind the coop	1.3182	0.05766	110	83	19	8
1459	Corporate says they'll give him the raise he wants if he figures it out.	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1460	Whoever solves it gets the promotion	1.3182	0.05909	110	84	17	9
1461	Never go cold case file shopping while you’re hungry.	1.3182	0.05620	110	82	21	7
1462	This case has us going around in circles.	1.3178	0.05410	107	78	24	5
1463	We’re stuck, call the palaeontologist now	1.3173	0.05339	104	75	25	4
1464	These MBAs love flow charts	1.3173	0.04976	104	73	29	2
1465	He says it's the chicken. He has witnesses.	1.3173	0.05511	104	76	23	5
1466	He cracks this case and then we give him a blazer.	1.3168	0.05617	101	74	22	5
1467	Whiteboarding this isn’t going to help.	1.3168	0.05617	101	74	22	5
1468	Senator Manchin won't promise his support until we have an answer.	1.3168	0.05959	101	76	18	7
1469	Is there such a thing as over-prepping for a Perdue entry level position?	1.3168	0.05790	101	75	20	6
1470	Look at him pretending like he didn't just destroy the toilet.	1.3168	0.06282	101	78	14	9
1471	We'd better work fast--that grant money's going to run out any day now.	1.3163	0.06255	98	75	15	8
1472	He says there's no conclusive evidence	1.3163	0.05909	98	73	19	6
1473	Wow, that must have been a tough pregnancy.	1.3163	0.06085	98	74	17	7
1474	That reminds me - which comes first, the cartoon or the caption?	1.3163	0.05542	98	71	23	4
1475	He wants to figure out if there is another way ...cause he wants kids, but can't even get a date!.	1.3163	0.05542	98	71	23	4
1476	Why doesn’t he just ask Alexa?	1.3163	0.05349	98	70	25	3
1477	The rooster has yet to come forth.	1.3163	0.05728	98	72	21	5
1478	If only I had just a couple more nuggets of information	1.3163	0.05542	98	71	23	4
1479	We think we have a breakthrough	1.3163	0.05349	98	70	25	3
1480	I don't think he's taken it as a joke.	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
1481	90% of chickens tell us the rooster came first.	1.3158	0.06396	95	73	14	8
1482	It's a cookbook case.	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
1483	Set theory and biology proved the egg came first, but he's an English major with an MBA.	1.3158	0.06035	95	71	18	6
1484	His ideas are getting more scrambled by the day.	1.3158	0.05241	95	67	26	2
1485	I think we are going to need a bigger white board	1.3158	0.06218	95	72	16	7
1486	He keeps muttering, "This was once a way of visualizing information."	1.3158	0.06035	95	71	18	6
1487	What is the difference?	1.3158	0.05033	114	82	28	4
1488	Look, we all want to get to the source of the problem, but I think Bob is taking it too far.	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
1489	He says if the egg exists outside the chicken, why do we need chickens. Buffalo wings, I said.	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
1490	It's a dead heat.	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
1491	I believe we’ve made a breakthrough.	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
1492	We got it from the Cold Case file.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1493	He's been at this for a year- first it was that 'cross the road' thing. Now this! "	1.3152	0.05558	92	66	23	3
1494	He hasn’t moved for a week !	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1495	It’s been done before.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1496	I thought I was making an off the cuff, remark.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1497	Who cares?	1.3148	0.05368	108	79	24	5
1498	At this point we're just working on the timeline.	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
1499	He’s vegetarian so we thought he’d have a fresh take on the case	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
1500	We've got an open-and-shut case, but we'll never convince a jury unless we get Old MacDonald to testify.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1501	I don’t care what he thinks he found. The jury’s still out.	1.3146	0.06510	89	68	14	7
1502	I'm not even gonna ask him how it crossed the road.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1503	It's a pre-K blackboard project.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1504	I’m vegan.	1.3146	0.06311	89	67	16	6
1505	He's taking this quite seriously. How do I tell him it was only a metaphor?	1.3146	0.05442	89	63	24	2
1506	Send in our top interrogators. One of them is bound to crack.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1507	It is part of the new ad campaign for www.Ancestry.Farm	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1508	I don't get it? What's the question?	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1509	Of course he has the answer. He's just trying to remember what the question was.	1.3140	0.06024	86	63	19	4
1510	I suggest we broaden the investigation team to include a farmer and a rooster.	1.3140	0.06247	86	64	17	5
1511	And that's how we circle back.	1.3140	0.06024	86	63	19	4
1512	Especially in these divided times, I don’t think politics and art should be mixed. I’ve always voted chicken, but have family that are egg.	1.3140	0.05792	86	62	21	3
1513	I really think eggplant belongs in this conversation.	1.3140	0.05551	86	61	23	2
1514	We knew it wouldn't be over easy, so we brought in our most hard-boiled detective.	1.3140	0.06024	86	63	19	4
1515	Maybe we should have put the egg on the left and the chicken on the right.	1.3137	0.05570	102	75	22	5
1516	We got two prime suspects but figuring out the source is proving quite the riddle	1.3137	0.05393	102	74	24	4
1517	Being cooped up in here is not helping.	1.3137	0.05020	102	72	27	2
1518	It's a favorite at our supply chain conference every year.	1.3137	0.05570	102	75	22	5
1519	'This is nothing, you should have been here for the week the boat was stuck in the Suez Canal	1.3137	0.05742	102	76	20	6
1520	I'm thinking the drawing board came first	1.3137	0.06070	102	78	16	8
1521	We’ve looked at it from several angles, and we think we have two choices.	1.3136	0.05205	118	87	25	6
1522	Our "Starting from scratch" initiative is about ready to hatch.	1.3133	0.05667	83	59	22	2
1523	It still doesn’t explain why it crossed the road.	1.3131	0.05679	99	73	21	5
1524	I can never decide, so I alternate them every day.	1.3131	0.05858	99	74	19	6
1525	It's a good screening tool for job applicants.	1.3131	0.05858	99	74	19	6
1526	I say we interrogate the egg and see if it cracks.	1.3131	0.05495	99	72	23	4
1527	The government grant was a game changer.	1.3131	0.05106	99	70	27	2
1528	First? No, we're the Overanalyze Everything department.	1.3125	0.05602	96	70	22	4
1529	Beats me.	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
1530	Should I tell him about that new app?	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
1531	He'll be at this one awhile. Shall we go get coffee?	1.3125	0.05403	96	69	24	3
1532	If we can just get the sequence right we'll know why she crossed the road.	1.3125	0.05981	96	72	18	6
1533	If we solve this crime, that question will be answered...	1.3125	0.05817	112	86	17	9
1534	Beats me! Last year they asked why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3125	0.05078	112	81	27	4
1535	But the more practical question to answer is, “which of the two lunch orders will arrive first?”	1.3125	0.05981	96	72	18	6
1536	Oh yeah. Great interview question Steve.	1.3125	0.05403	96	69	24	3
1537	I will tell you what came first , the divorce!	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
1538	It’s eggsitential	1.3119	0.05164	109	79	26	4
1539	Some read left to right, some read right to left.	1.3118	0.06300	93	71	15	7
1540	Let's sic Schroedinger on this one. He loves this stuff.	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
1541	He doesn't have the answer yet but is positive they're both going to cross the road	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
1542	Sorry. I'm vegan.	1.3115	0.04950	122	89	28	5
1543	What’s on the other side?	1.3113	0.05586	106	79	21	6
1544	We will be here a while. The male gender never realizes that this is a photo of a rooster and not a chicken.	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
1545	John….you know we’re not going to get any further with this investigation until you go re-interview that Rooster”	1.3111	0.06047	90	67	18	5
1546	Boy, is he going to be surprised. The other side of the board has square one on it.	1.3111	0.05837	90	66	20	4
1547	We're so close!	1.3111	0.05619	90	65	22	3
1548	Do you think he’ll figure out that it really doesn’t matter?	1.3111	0.05619	90	65	22	3
1549	Can you believe Mr. Purdue hired him at $120K?	1.3111	0.06047	90	67	18	5
1550	Which came first?" is a guy thing. It stops them every time	1.3107	0.04980	103	73	28	2
1551	I believe he misunderstood the question, we asked him to figure out how it crossed the road!	1.3107	0.05858	103	78	18	7
1552	The cow confessed. Apparently he just snapped when they launched into that same debate again…	1.3107	0.05524	103	76	22	5
1553	He's leaning toward the egg	1.3107	0.05524	103	76	22	5
1554	And this is why Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.	1.3107	0.05168	103	74	26	3
1555	We got one to crow but the other won’t say a peep.	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1556	I appreciate the sentiment, but I still don’t see how switching to free-range will help clarify anything.”	1.3103	0.05736	87	63	21	3
1557	He finally cracked it	1.3103	0.06603	87	67	13	7
1558	Get "Mr. Cold Case" here...	1.3103	0.06185	87	65	17	5
1559	Maybe we shouldn't have hired a Texan for this.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
1560	According to modern physics, neither of them exist anyway.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
1561	Waste of time. It’s always the husband.	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1562	I can,however,tell you all about who came third.	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1563	He's revisiting some of science's cold cases.	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1564	She says, "He's deciding what to have for lunch - Chicken Salad or Egg Salad."	1.3100	0.05979	100	76	17	7
1565	He just keeps mumbling, how "Meta..."	1.3100	0.05979	100	76	17	7
1566	No, it just shows why it's a dumb question.	1.3100	0.05260	100	72	25	3
1567	Looks like a chick was found dead in the hen house suite. Fowl play is suspected.	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1568	We still can’t find the rooster who owes child support	1.3100	0.06146	100	77	15	8
1569	He figures if he solves it, goodbye 'temp' status	1.3095	0.06332	84	62	16	5
1570	His algorithm will determine which came first and why it crossed the road.	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
1571	We're pretty sure that we've found the connection but the timeframe doesn't quite fit "	1.3095	0.06332	84	63	16	5
1572	Baseball fans get it right away when I call the chicken Who and the egg What.	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1573	Hey I'm just glad my kid didn't want to make yet another baking soda volcano this year.	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1574	They told us working here we would all have to make tough decisions.	1.3095	0.06978	84	66	10	8
1575	Last week he worked on how to put de lime in de coconut.	1.3095	0.06332	84	63	16	5
1576	It's the design for the new cliche museum.	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1577	As of now it's a toss up.	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1578	It's our new breakfast menu.	1.3093	0.05744	97	72	20	5
1579	Gallup has Egg leading by a five-point margin.	1.3093	0.05554	97	71	22	4
1580	The egg should have been on the left.	1.3093	0.05554	97	71	22	4
1581	If the egg was first, who's to say it wouldn't have hatched into a Platypus?	1.3093	0.05554	97	71	22	4
1582	He has been totally bonkers ever since he found out that dinosaurs hatched from eggs.	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1583	We're close, but one of them isn't talking.	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1584	Seems like a complicated way to decide what to make for lunch.	1.3086	0.06246	81	60	17	4
1585	Looks like we're going to need a video as well....	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1586	You're just lucky you weren't here for the whole 'crossing the road' debacle!	1.3086	0.05731	81	58	21	2
1587	There’s already an outstanding warrant to bring in the rooster for questioning.	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1588	He's been through a few dozen options	1.3085	0.05863	94	70	19	5
1589	No, it's not a philosophical model of the cause-or-effect conundrum. He's working on a recipe for matzo ball soup.	1.3085	0.05863	94	70	19	5
1590	Oh no...did we skew the results by putting the chicken's photo first?	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1591	Next he's going to tackle why alcoholics drink.	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1592	We can't decide between egg salad and chicken salad for lunch.	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1593	What do you mean he wants us to get a subpoena?	1.3084	0.05379	107	79	23	5
1594	He's a visual learner.	1.3077	0.05567	91	66	22	3
1595	Both suspects say the other one was at the scene first!	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1596	I think he’s in a möbius loop.	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1597	This case will be over, easy.	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1598	We're getting close to his decision for the salad.	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
1599	It's all circular reasoning if you ask me	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1600	We feel our research addresses a novel scientific question.	1.3077	0.06385	91	70	14	7
1601	Honestly, all I see is high cholesterol…	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
1602	Chicken or the egg I’m just happy that someone came first besides my husband.	1.3077	0.05567	91	66	22	3
1603	Ever since he made the switch from philosophy to criminal justice,he	1.3069	0.05758	101	76	19	6
1604	I see Agent MacDonald is working that cold case again. You think he’ll crack it this time?	1.3069	0.05403	101	74	23	4
1605	The egg has a strong alibi, so we think the chicken will crack first.	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1606	He's trying to figure out if there is some kind of relationship.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1607	We brought in an FBI profiler to crack this case.	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1608	Yes, it is surprising, after all these years. No one ever did the math.	1.3068	0.05682	88	64	21	3
1609	Enough already with the hard boiled detective shtick.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1610	If they arrived at exactly the same time, can we call it a tie?	1.3068	0.06334	88	67	15	6
1611	He's still trying to decide whether to have the chicken or the egg salad for lunch.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1612	Did anyone check the CCTV?	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1613	Ok guys. Hear me out. What if they pulled it off together?	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1614	I think we've cracked the mystery wide open.	1.3063	0.05548	111	84	20	7
1615	Not sure which came first, either way I’m getting hungry.	1.3061	0.06052	98	75	16	7
1616	78% of our graduates go on to be those annoying leaders who only ask questions.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1617	We need a missing link.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1618	He claims it absolutely proves which came first.	1.3061	0.05506	98	72	22	4
1619	He's still stuck on that eggsistential question	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1620	He's taking the Rocket Science test.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1621	We've got more than enough to bring the rooster in . . . and my gut tells me we'll nab him at dawn.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1622	They both claim coming first and the evidence doesn't give us a clue.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1623	We poached him from the 16th precinct.	1.3061	0.05506	98	72	22	4
1624	Nothing to report yet. We’re still working out the timeline.	1.3059	0.06040	85	62	18	4
1625	Each candidate has to write a caption that explains their logical explanation for which came first.	1.3059	0.05557	85	61	22	2
1626	The new guy says we have to start at square one.	1.3059	0.05299	85	60	24	1
1627	I told him someone had already cracked the case.	1.3059	0.06268	85	63	16	5
1628	He says we're covered by the Hatch Act.	1.3059	0.06040	85	63	18	4
1629	Well, it’s certainly a novel approach to reframe the age-old question as which one came second.	1.3056	0.05652	108	82	19	7
1630	All signs point to Colonel Sanders as the murderer.	1.3056	0.05803	108	83	17	8
1631	Let's kick the can down the road and have Arizona vote on it.	1.3056	0.05497	108	81	21	6
1632	Next time, just order him pancakes.	1.3053	0.05614	95	70	21	4
1633	He always was an egghead.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1634	He's narrowed it down to the egg. He's having trouble deciding if he wants scrambled or over easy.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1635	I know he can do this. He rocked the election maps for MSNBC in January.	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1636	Trying to figure this out is scrambling his brain.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1637	That's Sheldon, the new intern. He's determined to prove why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3053	0.05411	95	69	23	3
1638	We started with the chicken, but we got nowhere. So we are now going to look on the other side of the road.	1.3049	0.06181	82	61	17	4
1639	Follow the money	1.3049	0.05933	82	60	19	3
1640	I’m team egg.	1.3049	0.05673	82	59	21	2
1641	You roll this out every time we fight about sex.	1.3049	0.06420	82	62	15	5
1642	Steve Kornacki's ultimate challenge!	1.3049	0.07089	82	65	9	8
1643	Once we solve this, we’ll focus on why he crossed the road.	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
1644	Will he just order already?	1.3048	0.04903	105	75	28	2
1645	He thinks he has solved it	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
1646	A beautiful mind he ain't.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1647	There’s so much misinformation on this.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1648	We brought him in after he solved the Zebra stripe conundrum	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1649	He's narrowed it down to the chicken or the egg.	1.3043	0.06510	92	72	12	8
1650	It’s the ultimate cold case.	1.3043	0.06510	92	72	12	8
1651	One's the perp. One's the victim. But which is which?	1.3043	0.05729	92	68	20	4
1652	I thought he was trying to find an answer to the age old question, but it turns out he's just working on a new recipe for chicken and egg salad.	1.3043	0.05729	92	68	20	4
1653	I don't really care -what do you say we go out for breakfast?	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1654	This is nothing like figuring out why it crossed the road.	1.3043	0.05296	92	66	24	2
1655	As a clerk of the court, he is clearly a budding originalist.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1656	These Google pre-employment questions are getting harder all the time.	1.3039	0.04983	102	73	27	2
1657	What do you say we grab some lunch?	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1658	Going left to right the chicken came first	1.3039	0.05536	102	76	21	5
1659	Current state of our analysis: the chicken DOES come first	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1660	Don't worry, Kornacki will break it down.	1.3039	0.06040	102	79	15	8
1661	Ever since cracking the vaccine, Frank has taken over our most challenging projects.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1662	There was only one witness in this case, but he’s proving hard to reach.	1.3039	0.05536	102	76	21	5
1663	Everyone always cares who came first the chicken or the egg! -- I'd like to see the same concern for me here Howard.	1.3038	0.06332	79	59	16	4
1664	It's an exercise in inclusiveness. By the end, everyone has forgotten the original question.	1.3038	0.06071	79	58	18	3
1665	This first. Then why it crossed the road. And then how it fried that steak.	1.3038	0.06071	79	58	18	3
1666	He’s figuring out today’s lunch order.	1.3034	0.05628	89	65	21	3
1667	In the art world provenance is everything!	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1668	So what he can't figure out what came first. He's the only one that applied! Hire him	1.3034	0.05155	89	63	25	1
1669	That's the one we're dropping from the science fair. Too binary.	1.3034	0.05397	89	64	23	2
1670	You know it does make you think…about lunch.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1671	Care to have a drink later with the chicken team?	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1672	He says if we can answer the motivation for why, we can determine who.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1673	He's also obsessed with why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
1674	I’m thinking, either way, we go for pizza tonight.	1.3028	0.05132	109	80	25	4
1675	Arnold thinks he's found the tension he needs for his novel.	1.3028	0.05453	109	82	21	6
1676	We're at a dead end. This after the crossing the road fiasco.	1.3023	0.06204	86	65	16	5
1677	Maybe we're overthinking this.	1.3023	0.05747	86	63	20	3
1678	He thinks it should be rearranged.	1.3023	0.05249	86	61	24	1
1679	He's still trying to figure out which comes first -- the notecards or the bulletin board.	1.3023	0.05503	86	62	22	2
1680	Bob, you two have got to let this go. The DNA just wasn’t a match.	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1681	He's trying to determine if a rooster fits in to the equation.	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1682	Happy to see that the chicken and the egg are given equal credit.	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1683	He's a researcher from the institute across the road.	1.3021	0.05946	96	73	17	6
1684	Actually, I think the rooster was the perp.	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1685	Apparently, the evidence points to the feather coming first.	1.3019	0.04865	106	76	28	2
1686	I like the chicken and road science project better. At least it has an answer.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1687	He's an expert in forensic sequencing.	1.3012	0.05617	83	60	21	2
1688	I wanted to look at it, but he came first.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1689	I had HR reclassify the position from hourly to management.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1690	We are still working on the statistical data, from Arizona.	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1691	Ted’s a visionary. He’s trying to think of what comes after	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1692	It's a good parking spot for annoying new employees.	1.3011	0.05467	93	68	22	3
1693	After he discovered why the chicken crossed the road, he needed a bigger challenge.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1694	All we said was ‘why did the chicken cross the road’?	1.3011	0.05467	93	68	22	3
1695	Which came first, the merger or the stock options?	1.3010	0.05827	103	79	17	7
1696	Yes, he IS poultry in motion.	1.3010	0.05988	103	80	15	8
1697	Mainly, determing which we can monetize first.	1.3010	0.05490	103	77	21	5
1698	We've been round and round on this.	1.3010	0.05132	103	75	25	3
1699	I know we've got to get cracking on the other big questions, but honestly my brain is fried trying to unscramble this one. Nothing about this is over easy.	1.3010	0.05661	103	78	19	6
1700	He no long trusts algorithms.	1.3010	0.05132	103	75	25	3
1701	Without DNA, it's going to be hard to prove paternity.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
1702	We still don't know.	1.3008	0.05407	123	95	19	9
1703	Well, you know, there's always been two schools of thought on this question...	1.3000	0.05025	100	72	26	2
1704	Another way we keep employees distracted from layoffs	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1705	He works for KFC	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1706	I really think we should have sold the "egg" more!	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1707	I think we can get at least 5 seasons out of this concept, what do you think?	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1708	With all this evidence, we haven’t cracked it yet	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1709	After a thorough investigation, we have determined that that chicken could not have laid that large an egg.	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1710	Flow Charts are so Passe'	1.3000	0.05737	80	58	20	2
1711	Are you going to tell him that everyone has left for the day?	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1712	Let’s just put it outside the janitor closet at Harvard like we did last time.	1.3000	0.05946	100	77	16	7
1713	Actually, he’s trying to decide between chicken salad and egg salad.	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1714	I love a good mystery.	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1715	So now you tell me he’s a vegan?	1.3000	0.06981	80	63	10	7
1716	Nothing yet but we've been approved for more funding	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1717	Both are suspects, but which got to the scene first?	1.3000	0.05774	100	76	18	6
1718	This is the last KFC convention I'm attending.	1.3000	0.06211	90	69	15	6
1719	I now have a Ph.D. in Chicken and still have no idea.	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1720	Same guy who claps with one hand.	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1721	So much for the Halfbright Scholarship idea.	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1722	It’s ‘Meta’s new algorithm.	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1723	Maybe we can try a line up. My brother has a farm.”	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
1724	First things first, which one was the first thing first?	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
1725	He want's to know if there's anything else on the menu.	1.2990	0.05317	97	71	23	3
1726	He’s trying to decide between nuggets or an omelette.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1727	Although, I'm not sure coming in first is all it's cracked up to be...	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
1728	So, do you think we should go back to the Rorschach test?	1.2990	0.06072	97	75	15	7
1729	He'll wrap this up very quickly. In his last case, he figured out why it crossed the road.	1.2989	0.05451	87	63	22	2
1730	What if they both came first? They could've been working together this whole time...	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1731	I don’t care who came first, as long as I got laid.	1.2989	0.06563	87	68	12	7
1732	Apparently he sees some holes in the Big Egg Theory	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1733	Apparently, the basket of deplorables existed before Trump	1.2989	0.06356	87	67	14	6
1734	He’ll be here a while.	1.2989	0.05200	87	62	24	1
1735	At this point, we're not really sure who the victim is.	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1736	Can we afford the overtime?"	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1737	That should keep him busy; let’s join the others for lunch.	1.2987	0.06421	77	58	15	4
1738	Let them invent a chicken that lays mushroom Gruyère omelets, and then I'll be interested.	1.2987	0.06149	77	57	17	3
1739	I think we finally cracked it, chief.	1.2987	0.06421	77	58	15	4
1740	Without my glasses it looked like quackery.	1.2987	0.05865	77	56	19	2
1741	I am not egging you on but this campaign is a yolk	1.2982	0.04814	114	83	28	3
1742	The unsolved case that still haunts him.	1.2981	0.05937	104	81	15	8
1743	Not bad, but when it comes to puzzles I still prefer the Mona Lisa.	1.2981	0.05091	104	76	25	3
1744	WARNING: suspect may be disguised as pale, faceless orb.	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1745	What came first, the dweeb or the flow chart?	1.2979	0.05825	94	71	18	5
1746	A vexing question, Yes, but this is a post-grad physics program!	1.2979	0.05625	94	70	20	4
1747	I see someone is reopening a cold case.	1.2979	0.05418	94	69	22	3
1748	He can't seem to crack this case.	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1749	What's wrong with "I.Don't.Know" ? We all get fired. Oh.	1.2976	0.06287	84	64	15	5
1750	He set all the oven clocks, so we're quite optimistic.	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1751	Which came first? The chicken or the egg-head?	1.2976	0.05561	84	61	21	2
1752	No, we're still working on it...	1.2976	0.06287	84	64	15	5
1753	Who gives a shit which was first? You all are so obsessed with hierarchy!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1754	He has a theory	1.2976	0.05297	84	60	23	1
1755	Oh I’m sure he’s capable - he’s already figured out why the chicken crossed the road	1.2976	0.05297	84	60	23	1
1756	Pithy indeed, but for this we sent him to Harvard?	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1757	He came late and timing is everything.	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1758	If you think that's overkill, you'd better not ask him where the restroom is.	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1759	Detective Smith thinks there’s something vaguely familiar about this case.	1.2976	0.06511	84	65	13	6
1760	He’ll crack it.	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1761	Where do we begin?	1.2970	0.06060	101	79	14	8
1762	I still don't see what any of it has to do with crossing the road.	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
1763	He’s hatching our new business strategy.	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1764	He’s going to be awhile. We can grab some lunch and perhaps dinner as well.	1.2970	0.05894	101	78	16	7
1765	Its the final consultant qualification test.	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1766	Where do we start?	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1767	He's finally cracked the case.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1768	He keeps saying, 'Someone in a parallel universe could be looking at this from the other side!'	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1769	Midterm elections are always rough but the rooster tested better than the incumbent.	1.2967	0.06151	91	70	15	6
1770	So far, it’s five votes for the chicken and five for the egg.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1771	The latest seems to be that they both get eaten.	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1772	I think we should hire more consultants."	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1773	It's true, no matter what you do, rolled up sleaves will make you look sexy	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1774	You said put him to work on " cold cases" it's the coldest unsolved case we have Sir !!	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1775	I tried to tell him it's a rhetorical question.	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1776	Omelet or Chicken Fricassée for lunch; help him; he can't decide	1.2963	0.05943	81	60	18	3
1777	Yes, I do see the family likeness	1.2963	0.05943	81	60	18	3
1778	If he picks the chicken, I'll fire him. If he picks the egg, you fire him.	1.2963	0.06677	81	63	12	6
1779	Jones? He got bumped upstairs to that road crossing thing.	1.2963	0.05943	81	60	18	3
1780	Three days of silence, and now he mutters: chicken enters world, looking like another world, which is the culprit?	1.2963	0.05678	81	59	20	2
1781	In a case like this, we ask all the basic questions.	1.2963	0.05678	81	59	20	2
1782	I’m sure he’ll reach the obvious conclusion.	1.2963	0.06197	81	61	16	4
1783	He thinks it's a menu.	1.2963	0.06197	81	61	16	4
1784	It still ain't gonna tell him which came first.	1.2963	0.05465	108	82	20	6
1785	You should see the wild theories being posted online.	1.2963	0.06442	81	62	14	5
1786	We can make an arrest now that we got a DNA match.	1.2963	0.05678	81	59	20	2
1787	Oh, we've known who came first for a while. Gary's just planning tomorrow's breakfast.	1.2959	0.06017	98	76	15	7
1788	Put a woman in charge of this project. Now.	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1789	They found evidence to support the null hypothesis, chicken = egg.	1.2959	0.05272	98	72	23	3
1790	He’s asking which came second.	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1791	Which came first, the display or the viewer?	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1792	He said, 'To get to the other side.' I think that's disqualifying.	1.2955	0.05399	88	64	22	2
1793	He keeps muttering, "One of them's gotta be the perp..."	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1794	The Colonel has no idea what is about to hit him.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1795	What's the problem? I don't know where to begin.	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1796	We gave our science fair students "free range".	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1797	It’s not a case, he’s just planning his lunch salad.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1798	This could be awhile.	1.2955	0.05636	88	65	20	3
1799	Before you criticize him, you have to think three positive things about his approach	1.2955	0.05636	88	65	20	3
1800	We are going to need more red string.	1.2949	0.05802	78	57	19	2
1801	We've ruled out a cereal killer.	1.2949	0.05802	78	57	19	2
1802	Reading left to right, the chicken comes before the egg	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1803	He’s always trying to understand how anyone gets laid.	1.2949	0.06350	78	59	15	4
1804	Facebook has really done a number to the chicken	1.2949	0.05508	78	56	21	1
1805	I don't even knnow where to start.	1.2949	0.06854	78	61	11	6
1806	He's from the Middle East. Of course he starts on the right.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1807	They've been trying to crack it for days	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1808	I can’t believe this is an exhibit. I remember when chickens and eggs really existed!	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1809	I'll take the chicken salad. No, wait, the egg salad — whichever comes first.	1.2947	0.05157	95	69	24	2
1810	We called in the Eggspert!	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1811	My Mensa team is trying to determine if blondes have more fun.	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1812	Welcome to CSI Kentucky.	1.2947	0.05962	95	73	16	6
1813	My money's on the egg.	1.2947	0.05962	95	73	16	6
1814	You can always spot a Perdue alum.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1815	Someone should tell him it does not matter to most people.	1.2947	0.05962	95	73	16	6
1816	It is called a blackboard. We are still trying to figure out how it works.	1.2947	0.06147	95	74	14	7
1817	Seth has been trying to crack that case for years.	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1818	Take a look at the metadata - the "Created" date should be listed.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1819	He's down to two final suspects.	1.2941	0.06007	102	80	14	8
1820	Don’t worry. We got our best people on it!	1.2941	0.06007	102	80	14	8
1821	No surprise; after all it is an Epistemology Conference.	1.2941	0.04944	102	74	26	2
1822	Obviously.	1.2941	0.05993	85	64	17	4
1823	He needs more funding.	1.2941	0.05755	85	63	19	3
1824	He's a philosopher; he will figure this out.	1.2941	0.05755	85	63	19	3
1825	…to get to the other side?	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1826	Is this your idea of a job interview ?	1.2941	0.05506	85	62	21	2
1827	That's the poster for the new Tati movie. Tell him we don't need words.	1.2941	0.05993	85	64	17	4
1828	I know this project has been shelved for centuries, but they want the solution for a meeting before lunch.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1829	The hardest part of being back at the office is what to eat for lunch.	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1830	Which suspect did you think of originally?	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1831	Previously on the Eggs Files.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1832	He still thinks he’s at the petting zoo. Should be another hour till the LSD starts to wear off.	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
1833	Greg Abbott said we need to eliminate all the rapists from the streets. Figure it out how to make that happen.	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
1834	It’s the age-old question: what’s for dinner?	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
1835	« We’ll call it ‘Metaverse’ »	1.2933	0.07045	75	59	10	6
1836	So we're agreed, the new name for Facebook is Chicken book.	1.2929	0.05788	99	76	17	6
1837	We need a larger bulletin-board."	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1838	Fish or cut bait?	1.2927	0.05620	82	60	20	2
1839	Never ask a detective a rhetorical question .	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1840	He seems like a good egg, but we’re grilling the chicken.	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1841	It's "A Beautiful Mind" all over again, sir.	1.2927	0.06132	82	62	16	4
1842	Want to get away for the weekend? He'll still be here.	1.2927	0.06605	82	64	12	6
1843	I'll tell you what definitely didn't come first -- his wife	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1844	They're calling it the Hatch-22 project	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1845	He thinks he can solve it by trying to figure out which came second	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1846	Law and Order is really running low on story line ideas, huh?	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1847	I appreciate the fact that you always let ME come first.	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
1848	If we're not frying them then we're just waisting time.	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
1849	Don't egg him on.	1.2921	0.05582	89	66	20	3
1850	I guess all the CSI cases have been wrapped up...	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1851	The Hokey Pokey, and that's what its all about!	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1852	I'm waiting for the podcast.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1853	He's been preparing all week for the Congressional hearing	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1854	We gotta stop letting parents help the first graders with their science fair projects.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1855	How to keep an idiot busy? Amiright?	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1856	He just keeps circling back	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1857	HE IS GOING TO BE HERE A WHILE.	1.2920	0.05134	113	85	23	5
1858	Based on the circumstantial evidence we should bring in our main rooster.	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1859	Chicken. Egg. BOOM!	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1860	No, no, no. The egg doesn’t lay the chicken!	1.2917	0.05112	96	70	24	2
1861	We always tell the new guy to solve this cold case"	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1862	He’s new to Keto and can’t decide which to eat first.	1.2917	0.06268	96	76	12	8
1863	Every day he stands there. Thinking, wondering. Every day he changes his mind	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1864	We've decided to start at the beginning	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1865	Dave's seeking funding for his avian genealogy startup, "hencestry."	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1866	This is why we had to come back into the office?	1.2917	0.05322	96	71	22	3
1867	You know he crossed the road and I know he crossed the road. But we still don’t know _why._ Until we can figure out motive, we don’t have enough to bring this to the DA.	1.2917	0.04893	96	69	26	1
1868	After we crack this case, we're moving on to the road-crossing mystery.	1.2913	0.05627	103	79	18	6
1869	Another meeting that could've been an email	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
1870	It seemed simple at first	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1871	Should I feel guilty for switching the pictures around when he was at lunch?	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1872	Five bucks says chicken.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1873	We decided to pose the question of which comes next.	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1874	If I can just connect my breakfast egg with one specific chicken, I can sue a farmer in Texas for $10,000.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1875	He figured out "Big Bang" so we moved him on to the next project.	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1876	Thousand to one odds he cracks...	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1877	You don't know just how irritating the question is until you have to sort out the copyright	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1878	He's just trying to decide what to have for lunch.	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1879	He is good at solving cold cases.	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1880	He’s a supply chain expert.	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1881	Well, as it turns out...Neither.	1.2907	0.05453	86	63	21	2
1882	At least he comes.	1.2907	0.06378	86	67	13	6
1883	They call it art, but I think it's a crime.	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1884	Let's go for lunch,I think he will be awhile...	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1885	May be awhile. He found a shell fragment...across the road.	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1886	The higher ups are bullying the intern again	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1887	...yeah, but he's got no concept of scale---BIG problem	1.2903	0.05838	93	71	17	5
1888	Bob was our “poultry genius” even before he received the MacArthur fellowship.	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1889	Just because the rest of us are working on the big bang, doesn't mean the mystery of chicken salad is less important.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1890	From the other side the egg came first	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1891	He thinks they might unionize	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1892	. “We’ve run the numbers several times and can affirm unequivocally that, that egg did not come from that chicken”	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1893	Listen, we received a research grant, and we have to spend the money on something.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1894	What did you expect? He's a vegan.	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1895	If they see the puzzle, it's 'no' . If it's 'no hen' , they're hired.	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1896	This caption came before the drawing.	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1897	At this rate, I can tell you who's leaving first.	1.2897	0.05477	107	82	19	6
1898	Kornacki is trying to figure out how to make a pie chart out of it.	1.2897	0.05313	107	81	21	5
1899	The bulletin board came first.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1900	He cracked "War Games", so we are sure he'll crack this!	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1901	As usual, it wasn't me.	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1902	They belong to a cult that worships the Easter Bunny	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1903	Personally, I'd rather spend our time on the 'Ginger vs MaryAnn' debate.	1.2895	0.06963	76	60	10	6
1904	Does he know we close at 8?	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1905	I'm not surprised they left out the hen.	1.2895	0.05869	76	56	18	2
1906	I told him,"If you believe in evolution, the egg had to come first."	1.2892	0.05563	83	61	20	2
1907	At least he's made some progress. The picture of the egg carton is gone.	1.2892	0.05563	83	61	20	2
1908	He was sharper when he was remote.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1909	It's Philosophy 101 for crime investigators.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1910	It’s the screening test for new Evolutionary Zoology interns. It weeds out the evangelicals.	1.2892	0.06068	83	63	16	4
1911	No. YOU go first.	1.2892	0.06534	83	65	12	6
1912	He's working on a new breakfast menu.	1.2892	0.06068	83	63	16	4
1913	As cold cases go, it’s a hard one to crack.	1.2892	0.05563	83	61	20	2
1914	Just waiting on the Feds to crack this case.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1915	This dumbass thinks fully-grown chickens hatch out of giant eggs.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1916	The crossing guard confirmed the chicken was struck by the egg.	1.2889	0.05299	90	66	22	2
1917	DNA keeps leading us to IHOP.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1918	He's right; it's the whiteboard that came first."	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1919	We're really close on this. We just need some more red yarn.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1920	He was the only man for the job after his work on the Schrödinger case	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1921	Now that's a combo	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1922	Don’t ever make the mistake of asking him if he wants chicken or an egg for supper.	1.2887	0.05855	97	75	16	6
1923	He’s getting ideas for the Sex Ed curriculum for the school district.	1.2877	0.06006	73	54	17	2
1924	Protruding evidence points to the egg coming before the chicken, but office politics will keep this in the dark.	1.2877	0.06006	73	54	17	2
1925	He' s working on an algorithm. He's sure that will solve it.	1.2877	0.06891	73	57	11	5
1926	That's been some trouble figuring out who wins third place.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1927	We’ve been asked to appear on ‘Unsolved Mysteries.’	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1928	I find it pretty fowl that we've such poultry evidence to go by.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1929	Conference budgets sure took a hit since the pandemic.	1.2875	0.05394	80	58	21	1
1930	The egg, just before Adam, for his bacon and egg breakfast.	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1931	Frank,just because I have ovaries doesn’t mean I can solve this for you...	1.2875	0.06934	80	64	9	7
1932	It was this or figuring out the unified field theory.	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1933	That reminds me - my gnawing conundrum right now is should I order a chicken salad or egg salad sandwich for lunch?	1.2875	0.05394	80	58	21	1
1934	What he doesn’t realize is that I come first	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1935	The victim bought the farm.	1.2875	0.06462	80	62	13	5
1936	It doesn't matter if chicken or egg came first now because we made it in the lab. All good for Business	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1937	He's a hardboiled detective.	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1938	He keeps mumbling something about "crossing a road".	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1939	I don't know how many times I've told him, "Just make the damned omelet!"	1.2874	0.06723	87	70	9	8
1940	We've narrowed it down to just two suspects... each claims the other got there first.	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1941	Well, if you read left-to-right, it's obviously the chicken.	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1942	the solution is on the other side of the board	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1943	He refers to it as his "Rosetta Stone."	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1944	He was only asked to redesign the breakfast menu	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1945	What about Meta?	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1946	We should crack this case pretty soon	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1947	Let’s just follow the science.	1.2872	0.05157	94	69	23	2
1948	I'm thinking of reassigning him to Project Tree in the Forest.	1.2872	0.05784	94	72	17	5
1949	Which came first? The quill or egg tempera?	1.2872	0.05784	94	72	17	5
1950	The murderer is obviously someone who can't stand existential questions.	1.2872	0.05157	94	69	23	2
1951	This research project won’t be over easy.	1.2871	0.05688	101	78	17	6
1952	Still, no crack in the case. It just dozen seem possible...	1.2871	0.05859	101	79	15	7
1953	The egg seems to think this is all a yolk.	1.2870	0.04931	108	82	22	4
1954	Analog or Metaverse? That is the question.	1.2870	0.04931	108	80	25	3
1955	It's all wrong if one is reading from left to right.	1.2870	0.05432	108	83	19	6
1956	He said he’s about to crack this case wide open.	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1957	Apparently the evolutionary biologists want us all to vote on who came first.	1.2857	0.05507	84	62	20	2
1958	The defining case of his career.	1.2857	0.05250	91	67	22	2
1959	He claims he can prove, using geometric logic, which came first.	1.2857	0.05191	105	79	22	4
1960	Wouldn’t it be good if Will Hunting were here?	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1961	He says it was a tie.	1.2857	0.04959	84	60	24	0
1962	He's almost got this case cracked.	1.2857	0.05502	77	56	20	1
1963	Well, he currently thinks it’s the dinosaur, but it’s probably his latest ‘breakthrough’.”	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1964	If anyone can figure it out it’s Steve Kornacki.	1.2857	0.05502	77	56	20	1
1965	What part of “golden goose” was unclear?	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1966	We put our eggheads on it, sir. We expect a breakthrough any minute now.	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1967	He says he doesn't understand the question.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1968	It's something called 'neo-meta'."	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1969	I thought it would be more interesting asking which came second.	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1970	He's not even looking at the rooster.	1.2857	0.06497	91	73	10	8
1971	An exercise in self-confidence; chicken and egg today, global warming tomorrow.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1972	He's now pondering what came first: the chicken salad sandwich or the omelette.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1973	He hasn't cracked it yet, but I'm craving an omelet	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1974	It's a new start-up, Chickenancestry.com.	1.2857	0.05802	98	76	16	6
1975	Is there a problem?	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1976	He just proved they both came first.	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1977	Explain to me again the merits of having a hands-on CEO.	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1978	‘We’ve cancelled all interviews, this is all we really need to know about prospective employees.’	1.2857	0.05012	91	66	24	1
1979	He never knew his mother	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1980	Don't underestimate him; last year he invented Gluten-free bacon.	1.2843	0.05096	102	76	23	3
1981	He says he's close to cracking it.	1.2842	0.05325	95	71	21	3
1982	Couldn't we just have asked Frank Perdue?	1.2842	0.06109	95	75	13	7
1983	My study sheds new light on "which came first," but more research is needed.	1.2842	0.05325	95	71	21	3
1984	It’s not as easy as it looks.	1.2842	0.06109	95	75	13	7
1985	He earned his stripes solving the case of a zebra's undercoat	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1986	He will give up and go vegan soon	1.2842	0.05731	95	73	17	5
1987	He’s tried reversing his approach but still no luck.	1.2842	0.05325	95	71	21	3
1988	Our next symposium will examine the timeline of the cart versus the horse.	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1989	Let's not wait -- he overthinks everything.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1990	I don't get this obsession. Like Dr. Ruth used to say, "Just take turns!"	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1991	I'm not sure I understand the question.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1992	We don’t think that coming first is important here	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1993	I know how it looks, but we ran out of work for the last summer interns.	1.2841	0.06249	88	69	13	6
1994	The new branding team at Facebook is just going through their process.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1995	Where’s the pregnancy test result stick?	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1996	The data shows that you have to cross the road to get ahead.	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
1997	Are you the guy from I.T. who told him to use a smart board?	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1998	Which came first, the intellectual or the naif?	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1999	are you kidding? he doesn't even know how his toaster works.	1.2840	0.05620	81	60	19	2
2000	He thinks the one on the right should come first	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
2001	It’s not problematic. It’s the cafeteria menu.	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
2002	F the protein diet!	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
2003	I’d say he’s going to vote for the egg.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
2004	HE came first, of course.	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
2005	Yeah,but what are we going to do if the DNA doesn’t match?	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
2006	We know it happened just before breakfast, sir."	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
2007	He wants the chicken/egg project to be the lead story, can we bump climate emergency again?	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
2008	What is wrong with this mirror?	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
2009	When he gets done with this he's going to find out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
2010	We poached the best in business	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
2011	Chicken is the clear National winner of “who came first “but this Florida guy is claiming voter fraud.	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
2012	Just wait until we introduce him to Schrodinger.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
2013	Which came first, the project or the staffing?	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
2014	I don't know, I walked away as soon as he said, 'podcast'.	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
2015	Unlike that guy over there we both know who came first	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
2016	explain it to him, please!	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
2017	Actually, he's just trying to decide what to order for lunch.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
2018	This security guard … was he by any chance sort of a reddish-brown, with white markings?	1.2828	0.05750	99	77	16	6
2019	I think we've cracked the case.	1.2828	0.05927	99	78	14	7
2020	He just asked me about the road.	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
2021	McNuggets or McMuffins?	1.2826	0.05426	92	69	20	3
2022	Our perp is being a chicken - I'm going to apply some heat and win him over, easy	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
2023	No one seems to know.	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
2024	We've finally whittled it down to these two	1.2826	0.05426	92	69	20	3
2025	We've officially run out of Law & Order plots.	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
2026	This one always stumps the new recruits.	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
2027	Evolutionary, my dear Watson.	1.2824	0.04911	85	61	24	0
2028	His conspiracy flow chart seems to be going nowhere.	1.2824	0.05944	85	65	16	4
2029	just let him think he’s the philosopher he thinks he is	1.2824	0.06398	85	67	12	6
2030	He promised his 6 year old daughter he would have the answer by her bedtime.	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
2031	Actually...	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
2032	Do we at least know which was first to the scene?	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
2033	No doubt about it. He came first.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
2034	And just when we thought we'd run out of ideas for Podcasts...	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
2035	That guy there, he's actually projecting those objects on the board from his brain through his eyes. Want to go get a coffee?	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
2036	It’s a decision made in hell. No matter what you decide you get in.	1.2821	0.07043	78	63	8	7
2037	Everyone thinks what came first, the chicken or the egg? But what about the rooster?	1.2821	0.05741	78	58	18	2
2038	Poor guy, he thinks it's the egg	1.2821	0.05443	78	57	20	1
2039	He wants to know exactly when the chicken crossed the road.	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
2040	Clearly that guy is a Never Chickener.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
2041	Sure, We have eggs for breakfast, then chicken for lunch.	1.2821	0.05741	78	58	18	2
2042	Even the janitor can't figure this one out.	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
2043	We're looking at Mrs. Peacock with a dagger in the kitchen.	1.2821	0.05741	78	58	18	2
2044	They always want to know if the egg is an original print or a reproduction.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
2045	It’s all such a mess, we decided to start from scratch	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
2046	Finally someone is working on the real issues	1.2821	0.05443	78	57	20	1
2047	Are we sure we REALLY want to know which came first?	1.2817	0.06708	71	55	12	4
2048	That should keep your nerdy boyfriend busy while you and I--ahem--take a lunch break."	1.2817	0.07002	71	56	10	5
2049	We're trying to work out what the crime actually is.	1.2817	0.06708	71	55	12	4
2050	Women figured this out centuries ago. Can we move on to something more pressing?	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
2051	But the rooster is the only one who actually came.	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
2052	This crime will never be solved.	1.2816	0.05239	103	78	21	4
2053	Should we tell him that's not a lunch menu?	1.2812	0.05482	96	73	19	4
2054	It is actually pronoun ediquette training	1.2812	0.06231	96	77	11	8
2055	Neither . . .	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
2056	‘This is what a meta problem used to mean’	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
2057	He is trying to decipher which came first, the egg or the chicken.	1.2809	0.06187	89	70	13	6
2058	He works in the cafeteria.	1.2809	0.06587	89	72	9	8
2059	Even Einstein couldn't work this one out	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
2060	This chart offers definite proof that the chicken is unrelated to the egg.	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
2061	These Vegans need time to get their heads round this dilemma!	1.2809	0.05297	89	66	21	2
2062	Yes, of course it was an affair.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
2063	If he murmurs “Eggs-actly” one more time…	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
2064	Our rebrand? Ovum	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
2065	ForHENsics 101	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
2066	Never ask a forensic detective what they want for lunch.	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
2067	CSI: Old McDonald’s Farm	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
2068	It turns out the chicken was actually in cahoots with the egg	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
2069	I told you a philosophy major would come in handy.	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
2070	It keeps him busy.	1.2805	0.05562	82	61	19	2
2071	There is evidence of fowl play.	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
2072	Is this relevant? The suspect ordered an omelette?	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
2073	All I asked him was if he knew how to make an omelet.	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
2074	He took your analogy too seriously Chief.	1.2805	0.05562	82	61	19	2
2075	We think he’s cracked it.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
2076	While your research findings are undoubtedly compelling, I was actually more interested in whether you might be free for dinner tonight.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
2077	He's our best cold case detective, but I don't know about this one.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
2078	We had to go back to the drawing board.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
2079	You'd think he was ordering off of a French menu"	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
2080	I still think “Dialectics of Ambiguity in Interpreting Domestic Avian Reproduction in the Context of Transgressions of Asphalt” sounded fundable.	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
2081	It's was great to get Kornacki to speak at our convention between elections, but he's easily distracted.	1.2800	0.06169	75	57	15	3
2082	He has a major in Criminal Justice and a minor in Collage.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
2083	The Boss wants to know where the bacon fits in.	1.2800	0.06169	75	57	15	3
2084	We do have one eyewitness who said he thought he saw the chicken laying that first egg, but he's not sure.	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
2085	Sometimes you don't want the answer, you just want the thrill of the chase.	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
2086	He's planning their family reunion.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
2087	Did we really need to bring in McKinsey for this?	1.2800	0.06169	75	57	15	3
2088	This would explain the clucking sound	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
2089	Yep, he thinks the chicken did it.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
2090	I'm not buying it.	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
2091	The good news is the eggs are getting larger. The bad news is the chickens are not happy about it."	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
2092	Which came first, breakfast or dinner?	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
2093	So I’m guessing he’s made no actual progress on next year’s budget.	1.2796	0.05154	93	69	22	2
2094	Either way, it's rich in protein.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
2095	I disagree, the egg came first and it should be on the left.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
2096	He’s close to an answer. Let’s not tell him, just yet, that his finding has been pulled	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
2097	Yes, we have the chicken under close surveillance.	1.2791	0.04865	86	62	24	0
2098	He needs the overtime.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
2099	If we can figure this out we can take back the House.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
2100	No real leads yet, but we are still waiting on results from the coop.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
2101	It is imperative that we crack this before breakfast.	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
2102	What are we looking at here? Tiny chicken or giant egg?	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
2103	Confidentially speaking, I don't think Harris can solve this. It feels like... like he's winging it.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
2104	Which came second?	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
2105	He thinks the results of this study could get him tenure.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
2106	Why do Ivy League breakfast menus have to be so complicated?	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
2107	He's been at this since graduate school, but he can't stop because the National Institutes of Health keeps giving him grants.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
2108	The answer was obvious. Egg McMuffin for breakfast and chicken McNuggets for lunch	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
2109	Chicken vs. Egg (Rooster started it!)	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
2110	Of course it won't work. It's the goose that lays the golden egg, not the damn chicken.	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
2111	He was transferred from IT, and we didn't know what else to do with him.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
2112	He keeps switching them from left to right.	1.2784	0.05022	97	72	23	2
2113	I think we’re treading on eggshells.	1.2784	0.05231	97	73	21	3
2114	Do you think he'll find out it's an elementary school bulletin board? It looks like that, no.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
2115	Looks like Ted had finally moved past his one-hand-clapping phase.	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
2116	If we can establish which side of the road they are on, the whole issue of “first”becomes irrelevant.	1.2778	0.05316	72	52	20	0
2117	I think he’s leaning towards the egg.	1.2778	0.05672	72	53	18	1
2118	Tell him it was a tie and let’s get out of here!	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
2119	Apparently this chicken or egg issue is still a major unresolved case for CSI: Des Moines.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
2120	He believes he may soon have the solution.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
2121	I told you Jerry doesn't deal very well with metaphors.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
2122	Criminology 101 hasn't changed in years, has it?	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
2123	What difference does it really make ?	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
2124	I told you we should've made it cruelty-free.	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
2125	False dichotomies are political necessities; we always start newbies with the easier ones.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
2126	And that's how the chickenosaurus was born	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
2127	I'm sorry but I just don't care and I have serious reservations about people who do.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
2128	Maybe we should go for pancakes instead	1.2778	0.05247	90	67	21	2
2129	As it turns out, we were asking the wrong question.	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
2130	You don't need an egg pun to win the caption contest, Don.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
2131	We can always call it a Six Sigma project and confuse the heck out of everyone.	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
2132	We appear to have a conundrum wrapped in an enigma.	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
2133	He's not sure which came first, the research or the art.	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
2134	We know one of them crossed the road, but we are still working on the motive.	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
2135	It's awful but someone will buy it.	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
2136	If he solves it do we hire him? Or do we hire him to solve it?	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
2137	This might be the most complex case I’ve seen yet Scully	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
2138	Its value as a scientific tool is questionable but it’s got a great chance in the annual office art contest.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
2139	He’s an expert in cloaca-location.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
2140	He’s an evolutionary genealogist.	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
2141	That’s right, he killed the chicken AND the egg. So we’ll never know	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
2142	David has just declared that he’s “ovo-vegetarian.”	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
2143	Corporate understands "first things first." They really need him to move on to the "before they hatch" problem	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
2144	This family tree leaves me with more questions than answers.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
2145	He's invented Bitcoin.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
2146	This research says noting about why it crossed the road.	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
2147	Bring in the rooster.	1.2762	0.05820	105	84	12	8
2148	It was a cooperative effort.	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
2149	Which came first, the flowchart or the geek?	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
2150	Of course CANCER RESEARCH gets all the funding. No one gets it."	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
2151	"I told him we don't have 'answers' . . . only dozens of 'questions'."	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
2152	We have two suspects: God and Darwin. The evidence points to Darwin, but the witnesses insist God made the chicken first.	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
2153	Who is going to tell him that neither is actually coming first, while they’re stuck on a container at the port?	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
2154	He's trying to decide whether to have a chicken sandwich or an omelet for lunch.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
2155	He’s still searching for that elusive Option Three.	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
2156	He’s an egghead.	1.2755	0.05942	98	78	13	7
2157	If he solves this, he graduates to Exhibit B: "Did Adam have a belly button?"	1.2754	0.05797	69	51	17	1
2158	This case is going to need serious investigation. Let’s head to brunch.	1.2754	0.06154	69	52	15	2
2159	We brought in someone from IT.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
2160	He was a double major---Crime and Philosophy.	1.2754	0.05797	69	51	17	1
2161	Once we visualized the problem the answer became obvious.	1.2752	0.04855	109	82	24	3
2162	I think our CEO looks more like the chicken, what do you think?	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
2163	He’s still working on his Junior High science project.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
2164	He’ll never crack it. The evidence is poultry.	1.2750	0.06650	80	64	10	6
2165	I think it comes in last.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
2166	Why, exactly, do we need to know?	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
2167	We're trying to figure out what goes first, the pictures or the string.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
2168	When he told us,"I am lying," we knew he was the man for the job.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
2169	It's obvious the labels should be Helvetica, but Don is saying to use Times New Roman. I can't stand much more.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
2170	As his manager, I thought he should come out of his shell.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
2171	Seriously? This case went cold last millenium.	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
2172	He still can’t decide what he wants for dinner.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
2173	I admit it's elegant but it doesn't get us any closer to an answer.	1.2747	0.05861	91	71	15	5
2174	...and that's why we have to start over.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
2175	Let's circle back tomorrow.	1.2747	0.04958	91	67	23	1
2176	He still can't decide between breakfast and dinner	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
2177	The longer we keep it a mystery, the longer we keep our funding.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
2178	I'm not sure which came first: the useless pondering or the pointless head-scratching.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
2179	We’re still hazy about the timeline.	1.2740	0.06248	73	56	14	3
2180	Don't let the chicken cross Texas roads, she should have the right to Roe her boat ashore"	1.2740	0.07103	73	59	8	6
2181	I really feel like we should be spending our time trying to solve actual crimes, Bob.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
2182	We should probably tell him we meant the timeline of the crime.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
2183	The results are from Ancestry.com but it's still confusing as to which one came first.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
2184	Shouldn’t the egg be on the left?	1.2740	0.06248	73	56	14	3
2185	He's either overthinking this or too chicken to ask me out.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
2186	I also like early Robert Caro more than the later stuff.	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
2187	He's getting close, we've got to shut him down	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
2188	I have proven that correlation unequivocally implies causal connection	1.2740	0.05606	73	54	18	1
2189	It should be an open-and-shut paternity case, but the chick's gone missing.	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
2190	He’s a creative chef so either way we win.	1.2740	0.06248	73	56	14	3
2191	He hasn’t even considered the rooster in all of this.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2192	If you think this is bad, just wait until you see the other side.	1.2738	0.05449	84	63	19	2
2193	That is my student, Curtis. A struggling Biology major with a Theology minor. If he thinks this is tough, I can't until we get to study Darwin.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2194	Talk to the rooster. See what he knows.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
2195	Think we should tell him about Schrödinger's cat?	1.2738	0.05179	84	62	21	1
2196	Since half of Rooster’s statement has been redacted, and Mouse disputes one of Chicken’s witnesses, I’m going with Egg.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2197	I think the egg should go on the left and the chicken on the right.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
2198	This is worse than when Schrödinger lost his cat.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2199	Now he's saying that the first egg was an inside job.	1.2738	0.06636	84	68	9	7
2200	I told our agent trainee that if he solved it, he'd immediately graduate from Quantico and go straight to his new posting - an undercover job at Chick-fil-A.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
2201	This could have been an email.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2202	He thinks we should take it off the board.	1.2738	0.04895	84	61	23	0
2203	He did so well with “who’s on first” he’s advanced to this next one.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
2204	At this rate I'll never finish my dissertation!	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
2205	He asked if this is the same as the birds and the bees.	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
2206	We've got a potential cereal killer on our hands."	1.2737	0.05881	95	75	14	6
2207	He keeps submitting breakfast expenses as ‘investigations’	1.2737	0.05881	95	75	14	6
2208	I'm not telling him about the tree in the forest.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
2209	We’re working on a compromise.	1.2737	0.05881	95	75	14	6
2210	Wait until we get to the part about crossing the road	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
2211	Can he tell it came from an emu?	1.2736	0.05613	106	84	15	7
2212	I guess that we'll have to wait. He came first.	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
2213	If he can solve this, he thinks he can fix the supply chain mess.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
2214	To think, it took a fourth grader to point out that we've been asking the wrong question.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
2215	Look …I don’t think ROE V WADE in picture form will help persuade SCOTUS.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2216	Bill is really disappointed he wasn’t included in the new organisational chart.	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
2217	We keep telling him the case is closed…	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
2218	How long is he going to stand there just to figure out you reap what you sow? Sounds more polite than the chickens come home	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
2219	Don't tell the grant committee.	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
2220	All I wanted was a breakfast burrito.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2221	Who orchestrated this research grant?	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
2222	I wasn't sure if I should put the chicken to the right or the left of the egg.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
2223	Twenty years later and you still haven't explained to him how the rooster plays into all of this?	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2224	He’s ABD, and it’s not looking good.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
2225	Rather than work on which came first, we decided to focus on which is tastier.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
2226	Federal funding just came through to do the research to finally answer that age-old question. . .	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
2227	Is this seriously the best interview problem we can think of?	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2228	I don’t get it” “Shhhhh	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
2229	He did his own research	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
2230	I think this Texan is up to something. I know a way we can make $10,000.	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
2231	If he gets this right we can start the interview.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
2232	We gotta spend that grant money somehow.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2233	He’s trying to figure out when brunch becomes lunch.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
2234	Wow, you were right. Bob's really become a conspiracy theorist...	1.2717	0.06007	92	73	13	6
2235	He should really be focused on the who's-getting-fired-first dilemma.	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
2236	Yeah, they're playing some sorta shell game.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
2237	Of course he's going to say the egg came first,it's the size of a chicken.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
2238	...the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
2239	Why a rooster and not a hen?	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
2240	Let's solve the mystery of who came first,a chicken or an egg.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2241	Who needs Facebook?	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2242	We have everything else figured out. Now we need the sequence.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2243	The hardest case to crack. Must be Hard-Boiled.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2244	We've got it down to two suspects, sir.	1.2716	0.05274	81	60	20	1
2245	He left out the Hen that laid the egg!	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2246	He came to us from KFC	1.2716	0.06337	81	64	12	5
2247	Market research is trending toward the egg.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2248	He runs a Silicon Valley incubator.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2249	It's an elegant solution, but we're not sure it's right.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2250	Actually, it was a tie	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2251	It's the eternal question. Which came first? He thinks he has an answer!	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2252	Apparently the key suspect is about to break.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2253	Who do you think will flip first?	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2254	Yeah, well, he came first.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2255	The findings are strictly for the birds.	1.2714	0.05727	70	52	17	1
2256	He's trying out a new theory about it.	1.2714	0.05354	70	51	19	0
2257	Oh, he loves exercises in futility. He’ll be there all day thinking about that one.	1.2714	0.05727	70	52	17	1
2258	We'll never know which came first: the chicken or the egg.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2259	Its an admission test to veterinarian school.	1.2714	0.05727	70	52	17	1
2260	Yes, but if I may clarify something about a woman’s ovulatory cycle …	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2261	All I did is switch the two pictures and as a PHD he is having trouble figuring it out...	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
2262	Are you sure he has a PhD in genetics?	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
2263	I told you, it’s a rhetorical question.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
2264	So if Schrodinger's chicken learns to think outside of the box, will we know why it crossed the road?	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
2265	I know who came first.	1.2706	0.04847	85	62	23	0
2266	The new test is 4% accurate in predicting your success at this organization. That beats the old test which was only 3% accurate.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
2267	It's an entry level thing.	1.2706	0.05394	85	64	19	2
2268	Be patient. Actually, it's a tie, but he won't get it till Father's Day.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
2269	Chicken salad has egg in it, right?	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
2270	Reverse it. The egg before the chicken. That will unscramble the it.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
2271	The writing team for the film The Egg and I.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
2272	He’s about to crack this case wide open.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2273	He calls it Q-capon.	1.2703	0.07016	74	60	8	6
2274	I assure you, our best people are working on it.	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
2275	Anyone who actually enters a theory is accepted at the University.	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
2276	He claims the question has been asked before.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2277	The new guy's having a hard time getting started.	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
2278	Appeared at the same time during the big bang?	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
2279	It's always the rooster.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2280	Chicken is leading overall, but egg has won seven of the last ten.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2281	He can't decide which government agency makes the decision.	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
2282	Which came first, the flow or the chart?	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2283	« It’s a cold case »	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2284	We're so close to cracking the egg	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
2285	We're still working on motive.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
2286	Excuse me, but my point is that there is no rooster in the picture.	1.2697	0.05243	89	67	20	2
2287	Which came first? My answer was… I like eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner.	1.2697	0.06345	89	72	10	7
2288	He can’t just let it go.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
2289	We'll be assigning your case to Ed, here, Mr. Schrodinger.	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
2290	He's contemplating a new algorithm	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2291	We’ve got our top researchers working on that age old question; which came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2292	He's never going to crack it	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2293	I'm most concerned about the Costco receipt he's pinned up there with a hundred dollars worth of 5-hour Energy drinks.	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
2294	I told you we needed a vegan option	1.2692	0.05676	78	59	17	2
2295	There's still no word on the eleven missing eggs.	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
2296	Some things take more time to figure out than others.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2297	I've got one... why wear a mask just because it greatly reduces severe illness and death?	1.2692	0.06748	78	63	9	6
2298	We think we’re close to cracking the case.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
2299	That is why his nickname is ELEMENTARY WATSON.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
2300	Still no clue who did it.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
2301	He hasn't figured out the correlation.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
2302	All I know for certain is this: his wife certainly did not come first.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
2303	You really think the post it notes help?	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2304	I disagree.	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2305	Initially, it was just the two pictures. Then everyone had an opinion.	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2306	We're trying to order lunch.	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2307	He's still obsessed with this cold case.	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
2308	We may never know	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2309	He has ambition, and his technique is sound, but this is an art gallery, not a police department.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
2310	All evidence points to the chicken.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2311	It started out as a recipe for a chicken omelette	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2312	We proved it: the bulletin board came first	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2313	Dr. Occam is rethinking his position again.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2314	We’ve detained the third one, they’ll crack soon.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2315	The answer to the problem is obvious - The first shall be last and the last first…..	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2316	Our intern program is not attracting the caliber of talent we had hoped for.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2317	It has to be the Chicken !	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
2318	Yeah — we can’t decide if the new corporate brand is ‘’TransEgg’ or ‘MetaChicken’…	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2319	Some people think he's a genius, I say he's a dumb cluck.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2320	I think our participant is figuring things out on the drawing board!	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2321	Which came first, the vegan or the vegetarian?	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2322	There’s no way this guy gets it right.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2323	The Chief wants to know which came first.	1.2680	0.06133	97	79	10	8
2324	Alright. Bring them in for questioning.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
2325	We have reason to believe it was the egg, sir.	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
2326	There is certainly a statistical correlation between them, but thus far we have been unable to establish any causal link.	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2327	The chronology of the case is significant.	1.2676	0.06004	71	54	15	2
2328	It wasn't the chicken or the egg. The rooster came first.	1.2676	0.06937	71	57	9	5
2329	How our candidates answer this has become their highest placement factor.	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2330	He’s taking too long to decide what to get for lunch!”	1.2676	0.06004	71	54	15	2
2331	He is doing well with the interview questions. Next ask him about “crossing the road.”	1.2676	0.05659	71	53	17	1
2332	I think we're really close to cracking this one.	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2333	If he doesn't make his mind up soon, we're never going to eat.	1.2676	0.06937	71	57	9	5
2334	He's trying to figure out how he can become a dad.	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2335	Nobody told him he didn’t make detective, but I have no idea how he got the board.	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2336	Dilemma boards are like vision boards for people obsessed with the past.	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
2337	If he can decide what came first, he gets the promotion.	1.2674	0.05078	86	64	21	1
2338	It's unfair that we put the chicken on the left which is the innately implied beginning	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2339	Everyone knows the rooster came first.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
2340	I don't care which came first, I'm a Vegan.	1.2674	0.05078	86	64	21	1
2341	When he solves this, we will flip board around so he can answer the cross the road question also.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
2342	This is only first-generation concept. We move to second generation if it's a girl.	1.2674	0.05341	86	65	19	2
2343	can we eat?	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
2344	Wait. What was the question, again?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2345	All I know is that there was fowl play.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
2346	His thesis is “Schrodinger’s Chicken”	1.2674	0.05341	86	65	19	2
2347	We got a huge grant by asking a new question-which came second?	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
2348	Why would you regret filling the Philosophy opening with an ex-cop?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2349	Just wait until he finds out the next meeting is on the metaverse	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
2350	What’s taking so long? All he has to do is choose a winning photo for the philosophy contest.	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2351	He’s pretty close to cracking this one wide open	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
2352	The research grant market is officially a bubble.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2353	The egg came first. We believe in evolution around here.	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
2354	We have more data on the chicken and the egg question, but unfortunately still no conclusion	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2355	All our job candidates need to solve this before being hired!	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
2356	I know it seems hopeless, but he did solve the case of Schrodinger's Cat!	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
2357	I got my PhD in forensics for THIS?	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2358	We just proved that Egg = mChicken squared	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
2359	We have one of the best thinkers in the world to settle this once and for all.	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2360	Simon is our hardest boiled detective.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2361	Just another Big Lie—I hear it was the work of a duck.”	1.2667	0.06932	75	61	8	6
2362	Leave it to a science fair kid to answer that question!	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2363	I don't think it was the purpose of the lecture, but I did find out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
2364	We expect a major breakthrough in epistemology soon. Or breakfast.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2365	Fuck you, Greg. I told you about my diarrhea in confidence	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2366	It was the chicken all along! Was it?	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
2367	Mr. Kornacki goes on when Mr. Kornacki is ready.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2368	I think we need to consider suspecting the Little Red Rooster	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2369	Why can't it be the chicken AND the egg?	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2370	He just keeps saying “let’s circle back” over and over again.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2371	It’s just a shot - he was an extra in Good Will Hunting.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2372	At this rate, we're never going to make it to brunch...	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
2373	Ironically, this might be the first show in 20 seasons where I don’t know if I’ll be able to predict the ending.	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
2374	Let's just go to lunch - he's going to be a while.....	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
2375	How do you think he get started with all of this?	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
2376	With Wifi down again, there was simply no other way to stay engaged.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
2377	He's a real egghead.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
2378	Wanna get breakfast?	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2379	So far...only made me hungry.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2380	You should see his thesis on quiche versus frittatas	1.2658	0.06670	79	64	9	6
2381	Could it have been the rooster?	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2382	Darwin has stumped us, I quit.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2383	I don't know, where do we start?	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2384	So much for rhetorical questions."	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2385	Looks like we're gonna be here a while.	1.2658	0.06670	79	64	9	6
2386	We got a lot of intel from the chicken wire, and now we also have a tail on her.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2387	Who hatched this problem?	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2388	He's working on a start-up.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2389	New KFC menu.	1.2658	0.06670	79	64	9	6
2390	Let’s face it, we both know who comes first.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2391	So, regarding our discussion last night post-coitus...who would you say came first...Me or Billy?" "On me...or in me?" "It's an age old question no one can answer.	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
2392	So, do you think you can develop an app for this project? We believe the egg laying market is ripe for disruption.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
2393	Some people never move on.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
2394	He's looking at this problem outside the box How to put a chicken back into an egg	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
2395	He got the egg sent down for twenty years. Now he says he's not so sure	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
2396	As part of our vegan control group, this should be good.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
2397	It's his new algorithm.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
2398	I told him to stop listening to murder podcasts…guy thinks he can solve anything now.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2399	I told him it was the egg, and he gave me the bird.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
2400	He’s one of those hourly workers.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2401	He is the head scientist for the ole MacDonald farm.	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
2402	You think he'll ever crack it?	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
2403	It’s not a very funny yoke	1.2647	0.05390	68	50	18	0
2404	He’s a genius at belaboring the obvious	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
2405	Yeah it’s a cold case but we think we’re close.	1.2647	0.05390	68	50	18	0
2406	Fred's about to start his new project but is still a little unsure about where to begin.	1.2647	0.06827	68	54	10	4
2407	At first I thought it was quackery.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2408	It's his family and he wonders about their connection.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2409	He's working on an eggorithm for Facebook.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2410	Most of them don't even get this far.	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
2411	We need a break.	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
2412	I thought this was the “solve world hunger” meeting.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2413	We figured out which came first, now we are trying to what difference it makes!	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
2414	I tried to explain that it was a philosophical question, but now he won't let it go.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2415	Why was the chicken frustrated? Because the egg came first.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
2416	We think the victims may have been connected somehow.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2417	Who's on first, What's on second...You get the idea...	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
2418	This guy knows too much.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
2419	It's time to bring them in for questioning.	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
2420	No detective, we don't know who left first either."	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2421	So that is Zuckerberg’s “Meta”! It’s marvelous, isn’t it?	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
2422	He’s been staring at it for three days. I think I broke him.	1.2639	0.05231	72	53	19	0
2423	Normally, this is a metaphorical question.	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2424	He says he's absolutely certain, because God spoke directly to him!	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2425	His pronoun is 'it'.'	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2426	I told him the chicken's name was "Causation", and now he's stuck in an infinite loop.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2427	I will speak at 9.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2428	I told him that I don't know. But also that if he doesn't stop with the chicken and egg stuff, I do know is who getting fired first.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
2429	He's the most rigorous sous-chef I've ever worked with.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
2430	He's still trying to justify eating 20 cold McNuggets for lunch.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
2431	His learning challenge is particularly with chicken reproduction	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
2432	He's just trying to prove it wasn't him.	1.2637	0.05376	91	70	18	3
2433	What we've discovered is that there is no "first" in the question of "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". The egg and the chicken both exist in a sort of "spacious present" which contains all probable pasts, presents, and futures.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
2434	This is the expert who will tell us who came first: Trump or the white supremacists.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
2435	This is that original cold case I was telling you about.	1.2637	0.06218	91	74	10	7
2436	It’s that age old existential question: “Who came first — the philosopher or the anthropologist?”	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2437	He claims the process flow lacks “candling,” whatever the hell that is.	1.2632	0.05419	76	57	18	1
2438	Based on all the research and calculations, it was determined that the scientists should have a chicken sandwich and an omelet for lunch.	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2439	I know…Observation, Question, Hypothesis, but how will he Test it?? Do we give it Honorable Mention?	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
2440	He thinks its a tie.	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2441	So how do we monetize this?	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2442	He called us over to announce his finding. Now he says it might be the chicken after all.	1.2632	0.05419	76	57	18	1
2443	Perhaps, let me take a crack at it?	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2444	If he solves this one, we'll have him take a crack at string theory.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2445	He wants to know who's on first?	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
2446	He used to be a “chick porn”addict.	1.2632	0.06025	95	77	11	7
2447	He'd have it figured out if it weren't for that whole 'age old question' thing	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
2448	Oh Harold, don’t mind him, he does this every time his mother in law visits.	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2449	The grant was titled "On the primacy of ova in gallus gallus domesticus", so we didn't really know what we were paying for.	1.2632	0.06588	76	61	10	5
2450	We've concluded a more interesting problem is which came second.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
2451	All of our evidence is in order.	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
2452	How disappointing…I just got last week’s New Yorker today and had a great caption for it.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2453	Can't we just, like, use 23andMe?	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2454	Asexuals seem to be the most stumped on this one.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
2455	I don't see the harm in bringing in a 4th consultant to figure out why so many Americans have left their low-paying jobs.	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
2456	We're working on the fowl chart.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2457	After he solves this, he'll try to figure out where all the missing socks go.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2458	He's no John Nash, but he's good in bed.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
2459	Still trying to figure it out,sir.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2460	It was rhetorical, but now I think he's onto something.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
2461	Spent 3k on the plane ticket and this is what he called "revolutionary"	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
2462	We proved it was the chicken that crossed the road, not the egg.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2463	The last person to study something basic like this got a Nobel Prize and he is aspirational….	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
2464	He's in the final round of our job interview process.	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2465	I agree, the case has gone stale and we could use a wake-up call. Okay Mac, subpoena the rooster.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2466	Ch-egg mate.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2467	I told him to get me coffee an hour ago	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2468	Okay, Genius, go ahead and submit 'To get to the other side.'	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2469	Actually, he was here before either of them.	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
2470	When I asked him what came first, I was actually just wanting his omelette recipe.	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
2471	There are not enough algorithms even when using AI to answer this one!	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
2472	Let him be. He may finally have a solution to the age old question of which came first!	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
2473	Yes, it's a very basic task: without a rooster there is no egg, right ?	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
2474	This problem has finally allowed him to keep his schizophrenia under control	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
2475	The theory of relativity would have been heady, but there's much more interest in this life long question."	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
2476	Did you hear they cut our funding? Now we’ll never figure it out.	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
2477	But if we all leave, and it falls over, will it make a sound?	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2478	This will keep him busy for awhile. Let’s do lunch	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2479	He’s looking for something that will finally expose Big Farm-a.	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2480	We have applied for a grant to study this issue in the turkeys.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2481	I don’t think Craig is hard-boiled enough to crack the case.	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
2482	circular scene investigator is the new CSI	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
2483	In the streaming series ‘Afterlife,’ Richard Nixon returns to Earth as a middle-aged office manager who tries to amuse coworkers with monthly existential challenges.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2484	Don’t worry, this will keep our new VP occupied indefinitely.	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
2485	What time did you get here?	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2486	It's a conundrum.	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
2487	The methods section just says 'got stoned'.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
2488	We are close to a breakthrough in determining which came first.	1.2614	0.04980	88	66	21	1
2489	He's working on which came first	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
2490	. “At some point in the species’ evolution, a proto-chicken laid an egg out of which hatched a chicken. Why is that so mysterious????”	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
2491	So you’re telling me that NONE of these are in a McNugget?	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
2492	He's the tech mogul who bought the Brooklyn Bridge last week so I'm confident he'll purchase your NFT, 'Schrödinger's Chicken-Egg'"	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2493	There is a 92.6% probability his research will produce no publishable results. However, his omelets are amazing!	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
2494	He’s concluded that the rooster came first	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
2495	After petty crimes you progress to solving poultry crimes.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2496	I bet he's a lousy lay.	1.2609	0.06738	69	55	10	4
2497	I can't remember which came first--the irrelevant whiteboard, or Mike's standing around worthlessly daydreaming all day.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2498	The chicken makes sense, but why on earth would an egg cross the road?	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2499	How about you let ME come first for once?	1.2609	0.05325	69	51	18	0
2500	As far as we can tell, that’s why it crossed the road.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2501	I think your game-show concept might be too confusing.	1.2609	0.07903	69	59	2	8
2502	he probably always comes first	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
2503	$10 million and 6 years later and no headway has been made, what we need to do is get a few more people on this project.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2504	You know, this 'Chicken or Egg First' case is really messing with me. I don't think we'll be able to crack this one.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
2505	You know Phil, he just can't let things go.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
2506	If there's anyone who can solve it, it's him... .He's the best damn Chicken Detective I've ever seen.	1.2604	0.04966	96	73	21	2
2507	So, only one is an original	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2508	Something is missing in this picture. What do you think it is?	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2509	Sanders says his uncle knows.	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2510	He’s having a hard time figuring out where to begin with this case…	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2511	Here at the Xeno Corporation we answer the tough questions.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2512	He's teaching " Critical Chicken-Egg Theory".	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2513	Outrageous! I saw an article on Facebook that the government is implanting one into the other! Total overreach!!	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2514	We’re in the process of upgrading to Hazing The Interns 2.0…	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2515	We may not know the answer, but we know what’s for dinner	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2516	Yes, yes - the chicken or the egg thing….. But is an un-answerable question - Is the chicken is too small or the egg is way to big	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2517	The egg has a better agent.	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2518	It's better than the Something from Nothing test.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2519	Has he made any progress?” “Yes, he thinks the post-it note came first.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
2520	This is the last time we hire a philosophy major at the FBI.	1.2597	0.06511	77	62	10	5
2521	He’s trying out for Jeopardy!	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2522	You're right, Poster Presentations are soooo limiting"	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2523	Who fires him first?	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
2524	We’ve narrowed the suspects down to these two, sir, but the evidence doesn’t clear up who arrived first.	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2525	'He said neither, the Big Bang was first.'	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2526	He says the egg should be scrambled	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2527	I would probably be more enthusiastic if I weren’t vegan	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2528	Which came first, Evan or his bulletin board?	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2529	Hmm...chicken plus egg equals dinosaur?	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
2530	You do realize that this does not solve our mammal problem.	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
2531	You said these are cage-free, right?	1.2593	0.06029	81	63	13	4
2532	I wonder which came first, the nerd or the evidence board?	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2533	Next is the Democratic Spending Plan.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2534	It's always back to the basics with him.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2535	Yes, he’s broken down the lyrics to an old Paul Simon song, Mother and Child Reunion	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2536	We are ecstatic that Mr. Trump has sponsored this investigation of which came first.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2537	Now we’re working on who came in third—was it Post-Its or the bulletin board?”	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
2538	This new Agile methodology can solve anything these days!	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
2539	No, he's just planning the corporate luncheon.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2540	You're being too philosophical. The egg, obviously. Breakfast comes before dinner.	1.2588	0.06296	85	69	10	6
2541	I don’t know what he does, but everyone has to have a data science department now.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2542	Don't interrupt, he's in a fowl mood!	1.2588	0.05063	85	64	20	1
2543	Anti-vaxxing is so over.We are now proving eggs do not come from chickens.	1.2588	0.06070	85	68	12	5
2544	and next month the display will be one of Schroedinger's Cat.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2545	He is the new hire for the puzzle department.	1.2588	0.06070	85	68	12	5
2546	He has a federal grant to investigate precedence.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2547	Finally, I've got the solution - call Neil deGrasse Tyson	1.2588	0.06296	85	69	10	6
2548	Put an APB out on the Chicken	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2549	He thinks that the rooster is the missing piece.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2550	He must be interviewing at Meta.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2551	I wonder how these two relate?	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
2552	It's our newest Qanon talking point proving that there is no relationship between chickens and eggs.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2553	He is thinking about contesting the results of the election.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2554	Time to make the call. Shut it down and file it as a "cold case".	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2555	When the bosses at NASA said we needed to "get back to basics" I think they may have gone a little too far.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2556	They don't know what came first, the guy or the board.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2557	Actually, the cockerel came first.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2558	The real question is, “who let the dogs out?”	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2559	Corporate brought in the big guns. He’s the guy who figured out why it crossed the road.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2560	We’ll tell him it’s a rooster later…let’s just see what he comes up with.	1.2584	0.06297	89	73	9	7
2561	The point. He missed it again.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2562	The poster sessions are raising some interesting questions this year.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
2563	He’s trying to figure out a workaround.	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2564	Who ever figures this out will be promoted.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2565	He's trying to work out how to fit the chicken in the egg.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2566	The new breakfast menu is still in development.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2567	For an unbiased approach we outsourced 'The chicken or the egg?' project to a vegan consultant	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2568	Leave him be. Says there's a Nobel in this, if he can solve it.	1.2576	0.05424	66	49	17	0
2569	Tell your client that unfortunately there's no conclusive evidence to prove that he's the real father.	1.2576	0.05838	66	50	15	1
2570	Everyone always assumes it's a chicken egg.	1.2576	0.05838	66	50	15	1
2571	Good news,the Government has just renewed our $100M research contract as part of the infrastructure bill.	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2572	I only gave him the task to get him out of our hair...	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2573	We have asked our forensic team to see if they can solve it.	1.2576	0.05424	66	49	17	0
2574	He’s probably going to chicken out.	1.2576	0.05838	66	50	15	1
2575	Neither. The yolks on him.	1.2576	0.06933	66	53	9	4
2576	We gotta stop letting flat earthers re-answer already answered questions	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2577	What a power trip	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2578	I didn't come at all	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2579	He says there's a 50/50 chance he's finally figured it out.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
2580	He won't admit to not understanding it, so we're good.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
2581	We've narrowed down our suspects to two. Now we have to decide which came first.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2582	The conclusion is the Rooster came first.	1.2571	0.05262	70	52	18	0
2583	All he’s said is “When is lunch?”.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2584	Actually, we’re trying to figure out what came next, the frying pan or the rotisserie…	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2585	The mother did it! Did anyone ever ask how Humpty arrived to sit on a wall?	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2586	Relax, Ed, letting an egghead take a crack at it made sense.	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2587	State stopped us from actually teaching Sex-Ed again, I see.	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2588	I’m still not sure why it crossed the road.	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2589	I was just getting used to the chalk board menus, now this!	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2590	First, we'll need to establish a timeline	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2591	It's a vegan's idea of a zen koan.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
2592	Which came first is no longer the question. We just want to know why the chicken crossed the road and did anyone see her.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
2593	Could be shocking for some of them when you tell where chicken nuggets come from	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2594	We’re just working out the timeline.	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2595	He's gonna be awhile: Want to grab a drink?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2596	Anyway you look at it we come out with egg on our faces.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2597	It doesn't seem like we're making any progress.	1.2568	0.05463	74	56	17	1
2598	Shouldn't the two pictures be switched?	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2599	I believe that the Rooster came first.	1.2568	0.05463	74	56	17	1
2600	It turns out free range, organic chickens came before the eggs.	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2601	Well, I know whose coming in last at this year’s science fair.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2602	Trust me, “In Vitro Cage Free” will make even the diehard CSI freaks second and triple guess.	1.2568	0.06954	74	61	7	6
2603	Someone stole his Chicken McNuggets.	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2604	Tom says Fox News reported that Trump knows the answer but refuses to divulge it until he's restored as President!	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2605	It’s just brunch…he’s really overthinking it	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2606	should we just tell him?	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2607	It's the "murder board" approach to determine which came first.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2608	I am presenting a Hen Diagram that refutes these findings.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2609	It’s an algorithm to find out which came first.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2610	This has been a tough case to crack.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2611	He's the art critic for My Weekly Reader.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2612	No-one gets this right on the McKinsey hiring exam.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2613	Hey guys, I think I found the supply-chain issues …	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2614	It may not be urgent to you, but he hasn't moved since last March.	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
2615	The content engages without providing answers or a moral compass.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2616	Last week it was ‘Being and Nothingness’	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2617	If only the research question were more explicit.	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
2618	All the female participants try to find a way to have both the chicken and the egg, but not Dave here.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2619	The egg was surely the killer. Look at his devilish eggxpression	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2620	He said that once he’s solved this, he’ll move on to trees that fall in the woods when no one is around to hear them.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2621	It's my theory of relativity.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2622	Two Meals is such a clever name for your painting.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2623	I am debating whether to have an egg salad or a chicken sandwich for lunch.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2624	He's new.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2625	No he's just trying to decide what he wants for brunch.	1.2561	0.06678	82	68	7	7
2626	He's known as an "egghead" so i think he's more likely to---	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2627	Who cares which is first..why did it cross (or roll) the road?	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2628	Ok I think he’ll be distracted for a while.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2629	Should we kiss? Seems like he's gonna be here for a while.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2630	He thinks the egg did it.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2631	Starring Woody Harrelson as “The Egg”	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2632	I told him it was the new 'Where's Waldo.'	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2633	You’ll never guess what question they ask first.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
2634	Both are in critical condition, but it’s a question of who shot first	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2635	It's the usual conundrum	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2636	This may take a minute	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2637	He's into ancestry.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2638	We just can't figure out the timeline."	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2639	I’m feeling like brunch today	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2640	We found him on Facebook, claiming to have the 'facts' the science community doesn't want us to know.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2641	He stopped swiping so we’re making progress.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2642	All I said was, 'What did you have for breakfast?'	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
2643	He’s vegan, so he really doesn’t care.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2644	Well, the client won't take "both" for an answer.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
2645	He still can't tell the difference	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2646	I wish I had a partner who had more rational obsessions, like alien conspiracies.	1.2553	0.06038	94	77	10	7
2647	Word of advice? Don't make the joke	1.2540	0.05973	63	48	14	1
2648	He’s trying to remember if he drew the picture in response to the question of if he asked the question because he drew the picture.	1.2540	0.05528	63	47	16	0
2649	He says he's searching for an algorithm to unravel this existential problem.	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
2650	It's still a mystery.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2651	I don’t think we’re hiring this one. He asked where the other eleven were.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2652	You know it's a Feminist perspective, since no one ever talks about the rooster!	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2653	Yeah, apparently Elon Musk found the answer.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2654	Just give him another minute. This is his Good Will Hunting moment.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2655	We're planning a follow-up session on crossing the road.	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2656	He's from CSI and is figuring out where the egg was when the chicken crossed the road.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2657	He thinks it’s the cafeteria menu board. He’s trying to decide if lunch will be the chicken salad or egg salad. He’s been at it for hours.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2658	I can’t help but think that the time and energy we have put into this is a little egg-travagant.	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2659	Where's the rooster dad in this equation?	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2660	We've narrowed it down to these two.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2661	I give him a 50/50 chance of solving this.	1.2535	0.05200	71	53	18	0
2662	He doesn't know it's a trick question!	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2663	Solve this then we’ll work on that pesky ‘crossing the road’ conundrum.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2664	Spoiler alert: there is no other side.	1.2535	0.05923	71	54	14	2
2665	Of course the chicken came first - what, do you need a diagram?	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2666	He's not sure where to start	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2667	He can explain it - but where to begin?	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2668	Shall we tell him it was a tie?	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2669	Do you want to tell him, or can I do it?	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2670	No more interns for you.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2671	I’m a bit worried about Egbert’s neutrality on this case.	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2672	When I married him, I thought he'd be more interesting.	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2673	He wanted to go back to basics.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2674	He’s still stuck on how she’ got across the road.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2675	Our museum specializes in modern art that asks new unexpected questions.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2676	Well, it's only been two days since he started.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2677	I could go for a chicken omelet.	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2678	Should we tell him it was only a metaphor, or just hide his gun again?	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2679	Which comes first, the market or the marketing?	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2680	I prefer flow chatting.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2681	We keep going in circles, and getting hungry.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2682	He says his great grandfather asked his grandfather who asked his father who asked him. It’s no surprise he isn’t married.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2683	The plot diagram seems a bit weak.	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2684	We are pitching it with the working name, CSI Barnyard.	1.2533	0.06601	75	61	9	5
2685	Have we run out of business problems to work on?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2686	I still don’t think we should add this to the curriculum.	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2687	Well, reading from left to right, it’s clearly the chicken.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2688	We might as well go to lunch.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2689	Obviously the rooster came first. He always does.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2690	Eventually, we'll know why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2691	He's realizing it wasn't the chicken or the egg that came first: it was the consultants.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2692	Why isn't he wearing a jacket?	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2693	Maybe MOMA would be interested.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2694	All this and no closer to figuring out who pushed Humpty Dumpty.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2695	Cracking this one is going to get messy.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2696	Nothing will come from this…	1.2533	0.05056	75	56	19	0
2697	Which came first, the philosopher or the geneticist?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2698	I don't know Stan, do we really want to rely on an unhatched egg as our star witness in the case?	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2699	He's from the FBI's riddle team at Langley.	1.2532	0.04923	79	59	20	0
2700	The Wire: Season 10	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2701	Imagine when we ask him "Why did the chicken cross the road?"	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2702	Genealogy & dating studies confirm that the art pre-dates the artist	1.2532	0.04923	79	59	20	0
2703	Don't you know he was adopted?	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2704	Let us not ask... Chicken or Egg? .....but Why?...	1.2532	0.04923	79	59	20	0
2705	We just hired the guy who decided to rebrand Facebook.	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2706	I keep telling him, just use a normal menu.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2707	I'm chicken, but he's the Egg Man	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2708	He's dismayed his grant fell through. He is convinced there's an answer.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2709	He's deciding whom to vote for in the next election.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2710	The vote count is extremely close	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2711	We need to change gears. Find out which came second.	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2712	It’s “Succession”, but on Animal Planet.	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2713	He’s had a big head ever since he figured out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2714	Do you really think it’s going to be the next Game Of Thrones?	1.2530	0.05098	83	63	19	1
2715	He thinks it will get him a Nobel.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2716	Shouldn't someone tell Detective Jones it's just an allegory?	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2717	The final round will be a clothes dryer and a sock.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2718	It's too late late to do a proactive, randomized study to answer the question.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2719	I hate being back in the office.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2720	And then that begs the question, why the hell did it cross the road?	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2721	In this study most of the men pick the chicken 🐔 but we are starting to see a trend on those who have an egg complex - something about working from home has made them over easy.	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2722	He's trying to impregnate a chicken.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2723	He doesn't get rhetorical questions	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2724	It really does not matter."	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2725	Of course the chicken came first. The egg was faking it .	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2726	I don’t have the heart to tell him.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2727	He’s a genius at egg and flow processes.	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2728	This is the last time I'm having lunch at the philosophy department.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2729	It's not been peer-reviewed yet.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2730	We’ve been at this all night. Do you want to grab breakfast? I’m craving Eggs Benedict.	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2731	I agree. It was a brilliant insight. The chicken AND the egg.	1.2527	0.04840	91	69	21	1
2732	We need to find out which one was first on the scene.	1.2527	0.04840	91	69	21	1
2733	Boiled or poached?	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2734	That’s Einstein’s Grandson, he’s working on a new theory.	1.2526	0.04725	95	72	22	1
2735	He believes that the company's theory of which comes first is actually indeterminate.	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2736	Should we tell him amniotic eggs showed up 340 million years ago, but the first chickens didn't appear until 58 thousand years ago--or should we let him figure it out for himself?	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
2737	Chickens and eggs co-arise, but he hasn't figured that out yet.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
2738	It doesn’t really matter what the answer is, we just have to have it wrapped up in 50 minutes plus commercials.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2739	- Seems he figures it out. - Nah, he'll never find out that he was adopted.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2740	But we did discover a relationship.”	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2741	Could take a while, let's go for pizza!	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2742	He ought to read Genesis.	1.2500	0.04753	84	63	21	0
2743	It’s my theory that the Big Bang came before both of them.	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2744	This is not quite what I had in mind for our department's vision board.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2745	This is what my husband does at work.	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2746	I’m not sure Mr. Kornacki was your best choice for Evolution Theory	1.2500	0.06786	76	63	7	6
2747	My research demonstrates that the chicken came first.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2748	I really hate the shoes the cartoonist drew me in. They're killing me.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2749	He'll stand there all day until his theory hatches.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2750	We don't have time for her whole origin story, Detective. We've got to nab her before she flies the coop.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2751	Imaging shows that there are five yolks in that egg.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2752	You came first and let's just leave it at that.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2753	It’ll keep him busy for a while.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2754	He wants to decide first things first.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2755	That egg-head seems to favor the chicken.	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2756	Such an analog question; I just don't see the relevance.	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2757	I guess it turns out they were both computer generated!	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2758	I think our CSI needs a break...	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2759	I’d rather study the evolution of ‘who’s on first’ then ‘what came first’.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2760	We're taking a new investigative angle: which came LAST?	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
2761	Are you really sure which came first.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2762	Breakfast is on me.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2763	Perhaps the vagina?	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2764	It’s a trick question, the answer is neither and both.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2765	When he solves this, he says he’ll move on to the Big Bang.	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2766	The question has absorbed the attention of three generations; that's enough research for your thesis.	1.2500	0.06682	64	51	10	3
2767	It’s not that simple.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
2768	I thought this case would be over easy but I've gotta admit, I'm fried.	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2769	He can't spell Schroedinger.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2770	God knows.	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2771	80% of Republicans say Egg and 81% of Democrats say Chicken.	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
2772	The victim was found in the coop. But who saw him last, the chicken or the egg?	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2773	This still doesn’t resolve the fried or boiled controversy.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
2774	To be honest, we're not even sure where to start.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2775	I'm starting the think the Great Resignation might require us to cut back on these behavioral interview questions.	1.2500	0.05000	76	57	19	0
2776	We figured out why they cross the road so, naturally, this was the next step.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2777	With this test we are adding another layer (on the left) to assessing the candidate’s ability to adapt and evolve.	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2778	Isn't it obvious?	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
2779	Defining project deliverables is critical for efficient interdepartmental communication.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2780	Look--The Bureau identified the rooster and now it's back to the drawing board."	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2781	Another shell company?	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
2782	He's re-verifying but if he's correct, he has the answer and that will solve EVERYTHING	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2783	He wants a rooster option...	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2784	We crack this one, it's on to why he crossed the road.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2785	Yes, after five years working on his thesis, Mark definitively declared that it is, in fact, the chicken before the egg.	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2786	No, I said it was for our new coop show. We're calling it CSI: Henhouse.	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2787	You are a chicken person, I am an egg person, I don't see a future for us.	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2788	Do not even bring up crossing the street.	1.2500	0.06523	76	62	9	5
2789	Yes, those are Hunter's early works...	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
2790	Let’s go with ‘Paradoxically Challenged.’	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2791	It is still anybody's guess which came first.	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2792	I think he's on to the solution.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2793	Six of one, half a dozen of the other…	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2794	I'm telling you- it's a red herring.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2795	That's why it SAYS it crossed the road.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2796	After he figures out which came first he will try to determine how the gorilla got on the Empire State Building	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
2797	One day he'll crack this case	1.2500	0.05186	80	61	18	1
2798	They've got it wrong, you know.	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
2799	I don't think you're getting that omelet	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2800	You tell him it’s not a painting	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2801	Some people can't think outside the egg.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2802	Should we tell him the posters are in the wrong order?	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2803	I say we bring it to the people	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2804	There's a conclusion here but it's all chicken scratch	1.2500	0.06299	64	50	12	2
2805	We'll give him just one more crack at it.	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2806	...and we have conclusively proven that neither the chicken nor the egg came first.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2807	We are still narrowing it down.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2808	Don’t get so hung up on process. Just make the flippin’ omelette	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2809	I believe we're getting close to an answer.	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2810	He is still trying to work out which came first	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2811	Is it my turn to display my works?	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2812	Yes, and we thought solving why she crossed the road was challenging!	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
2813	He thinks there’s a missing force involved he calls a “roosterino .”	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2814	He’s been looking at that since he was a little boy.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2815	He'll never crack the case; he's an eggistentialist. Let him scratch around in the dirt until he's fried, then we poach the data, just in time for lunch.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2816	Finally, an answer - they came at the same time.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2817	I think it was the Rooster who came first	1.2500	0.06780	72	59	8	5
2818	this explains a lot, but which came first?	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2819	He's been working on this for years, but I think he's finally close to 'cracking' the case.	1.2500	0.05893	64	49	14	1
2820	We are close to getting Sinema and Manchin on board.	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2821	It depends on who gets the yolk!	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2822	We gotta get the fat one to open up.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2823	It was a class about that old puzzle: " What came first,the hen or the egg"?	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2824	Welcome to Counterterrorism.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2825	He thinks maybe it was neither.	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2826	I don't trust our new Instagram brand strategist.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2827	Has anyone tried asking the chicken?	1.2500	0.05290	68	51	17	0
2828	He's a decision matrix consultant.	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2829	He's trying to decide for dinner, chicken salad or egg salad.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2830	It's a thought experiment.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2831	The timeline has been tough - we cannot figure out who was at the scene first.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2832	I'm from Human Resources and I get to ask the questions	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2833	It's part of our new "woke" school student testing requirements. Either choice is correct. Last week it was, "Is the glass half empty or half full?'	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2834	I continue to believe it really doesn't matter	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2835	He ordered both from Amazon and was waiting to see which came first.	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
2836	He’s devising an AI algorithm to answer the question.	1.2500	0.05690	68	52	15	1
2837	Now thats settled, let's go find out which comes first: the olive or the martini.	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2838	I heard he solved why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2839	We should have clarified only the targets' code names are "chicken" and "egg"...	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2840	Weirdest gender-reveal-party ever!	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2841	Well, when you call it ‘Meta’ egg, it just all makes sense	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2842	Let’s not overcomplicate this.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2843	We’re figuring out whether to charge him as a minor or not.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2844	Dr. Blimpton's research indicates the Chicken Dance came before anything else.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2845	We’ve discovered they’re from the same era.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2846	The forensic team found a time machine at the crime scene - will you tell him or should I?	1.2500	0.06485	72	58	10	4
2847	Our research suggests it was the chicken.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2848	All I’m saying is no one’s ever seen egg and chicken in the same room before…	1.2500	0.05339	76	58	17	1
2849	Reverse Engineer Hazing	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2850	why is lunch such a drama?!	1.2500	0.07043	64	52	8	4
2851	Everyone knows Kevin Bacon.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
2852	The Chicken is the capo of the family-put him on top of the board	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2853	He maxed why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2854	He’s had an erection for three hours, now. He thinks nobody will notice if he just stays standing there. Like, he must be able to hear us, right? He was talking about the eggs and then just stopped. It think the eggs gave him an erection. How does he not hear us talking about this? Is he just ignoring us? This is so weird.	1.2474	0.06393	97	83	4	10
2855	He feels the answer is key to solving the crossing-the-road conundrum.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2856	I think its the other was around.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2857	We've finally got enough evidence to prove how the whole plan was hatched.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2858	His mind appears to be scrambled.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2859	That's all very well, but why did she cross the road?	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2860	We're still not sure which one heads this mob.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2861	Yes, he’s expensive. But only Kornacki can tell how this one will be decided.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2862	I haven’t had the heart to tell him that’s a rooster.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2863	Should we tell him that's the menu touchscreen?	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
2864	So I finally said, "Hey Boomer. It doesn't matter."	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2865	Just act like there's an answer to the question and they'll keep paying for our advice.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2866	He’s contemplating whether he’s the chicken or the egg.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2867	I'm afraid he's shell-shocked.	1.2471	0.04706	85	64	21	0
2868	He is looking at the egg. Soon, he will look at the chicken.	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2869	It takes their minds off the football pools.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2870	This is the only restaurant in town to offer a detailed evolutionary explanation about the origin of their omelets.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2871	Poor guy... Washington's sending a specialist from Europe, Interpol, to assist	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2872	So far we only have existential evidence.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2873	We'll start simple and work our way up to the 58 genders.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2874	He says he can't see the duck OR the rabbit.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2875	We're getting community feedback on a chicken-coop development.	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2876	I disagree with this timeline...	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2877	He's yet to even get to the road!	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2878	He's gotten a DARPA grant to do some original thinking about this problem	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2879	He thinks he's ordering lunch.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2880	He's been staring at it for 15 minutes. I think he actually understands it.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2881	I didn’t know sex-ed was in the curriculum!	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2882	He’s still trying to figure out where to start.	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2883	Ovulation has always baffled him.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2884	Seriously, he doesn't know which comes first? .	1.2469	0.04821	81	61	20	0
2885	You wanna crack at it?	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2886	We're gonna need a bigger board.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2887	On second thought, Meta sounds better	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
2888	He’s from the Darwinism division.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2889	He’s a cold case expert they brought in from District headquarters	1.2468	0.05594	77	59	15	2
2890	It's a test.	1.2468	0.04945	77	58	19	0
2891	He blew out his computer and a server so now he's having to solve it old school.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2892	Clearly we have to politicize the question. The challenge is which position do we take.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2893	If he cracks this case there'll be egg on our faces.	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
2894	The egg came first because that's where the chicken came from. Also, the chicken came first because that's where the egg came from.	1.2468	0.05280	77	59	17	1
2895	Does anyone really care?	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2896	So the hen represents the shipping containers still on a freighter..	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2897	The object is to guess which one the artist painted first.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2898	He's on the fence.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2899	He has no opinion.	1.2468	0.04945	77	58	19	0
2900	I poached one of those hard-boiled detectives for this case. We found yolk scrambled all over the crime scene and yet this investigation won’t be over easy.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2901	Does the backstory matter this much for a cartoon chicken?	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2902	It's the first time he's been asked to judge a science fair.	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2903	I'm not sure if he's having an existential crisis or deciding what to have for lunch.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2904	based on evolutionary evidence, he’s hedging towards Team Egg.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2905	Right now most of us are Egg, but we don't want to put all our Eggs in one bracket.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2906	He thinks he can prove neither came first.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2907	Every week it takes him longer and longer to decide what he wants for lunch.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2908	We realized we need an ornithologist on it.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2909	I'm calling HR; this is eggsploitation.	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2910	It's just an interview. He's taking it seroiusly.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2911	Pepe Silvia, this name keeps coming up over and over again.	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2912	So, our conclusion is “the chicken” . I just thought of something. What if “the egg” is a dinosaur egg?	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2913	He's our best analyst - if he can't solve it, nobody can.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2914	So I said, it’s not an “egg-xact” science.” “Good one, Marcy.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2915	I think conspiracy theorists are running out of crazy ideas.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2916	Can I buy you a drink first, then dinner?	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2917	It's just a problem of incommensurate sizes.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2918	This is the company’s latest screening process.	1.2464	0.06660	69	56	9	4
2919	OK - egg, chicken? How about geek, loser?	1.2464	0.06973	69	57	7	5
2920	We thought we’d start him on the basics.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2921	It's a trick question. It's a duck egg.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2922	That's not even a chicken egg.	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2923	All the evidence points to the chicken coming first.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2924	I'll need the chicken/egg algorithm by tomorrow night... Claudette Roland	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2925	This proposal is too didactic for us to commission.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2926	Hatching a plan, Hopefully they can take a yolk	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2927	We’re still working on cracking the timeline.	1.2462	0.05385	65	49	16	0
2928	Since a chicken was in an egg that was in a chicken, the chicken wins 2-1!	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2929	It's the fucking egg.	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2930	This will keep him busy while we go do real work without his interruptions.	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2931	This is the most serious case of infanticide I've ever seen.	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2932	Mansplaining doing its job	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2933	He already solved the murder case, sir.	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2934	I'd say it was the rooster.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
2935	It encourages sustainable pondering.	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2936	Who's on first?	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2937	If he can solve it, send him to our cold fusion lab.	1.2462	0.06589	65	52	10	3
2938	He’s a supply chain consultant, highly recommended. He’ll figure it out!	1.2462	0.06214	65	51	12	2
2939	What do you think of the new Mensa test?	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2940	The crack in this case is staring him right in the face.	1.2462	0.05814	65	50	14	1
2941	who wants to tell him dinosaurs laid eggs...	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2942	Oh, he already found out which came first. He's just thinking about dinner.	1.2459	0.06468	61	48	11	2
2943	I think I egged him on!	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2944	He can't crack the case unless the egg comes first.	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2945	I just told him to go back to when things started going wrong, and he's been standing there for the past ten hours!	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2946	I knew it!	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2947	That seals it. Breakfast is always before lunch.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2948	First came which"	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2949	He's come to the conclusion that there must have been a second ovum.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2950	I think it’s time to get Q involved.	1.2442	0.05470	86	67	15	3
2951	This should buy us a couple hours	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
2952	Solving this will take a genus.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2953	We have to make a final decision right now so let’s vote, what will we eat first?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2954	The DNA evidence was inconclusive.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2955	It started as a grocery list.	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2956	Who needs Plutarch when a Venn diagram settles that question.	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2957	Every good Darwinian knows a non-chicken laid the egg	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
2958	Just like the victims, my brain's fried.	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2959	so the answer to this is the missing link?	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2960	He's deciding which type of salad to have for lunch.	1.2439	0.06622	82	69	6	7
2961	It’s my Baba’s recipe for egg salad sandwiches	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
2962	The straight jacket was a smart choice.	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2963	He's trying to figure out which was drawn first!	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2964	I am so over philosophy majors working on org charts.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2965	We'll have more success if we just fry them.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2966	...oh it's obvious- everything tastes like chicken, that's the beginning of life!	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2967	Seriously! And he is shortlisted in Oslo!?!	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2968	Should we tell him that the egg came first? It's been 8 years.	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2969	I’m feeling peckish. Let’s grab a bite.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2970	I'm telling you, All the evidence points back to that cocksure Mr. Bantam	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2971	He is from engineering.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2972	Do you think he’s vaccinated?	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2973	When should we tell him? It’s an ostrich	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2974	A better causality dilemma would be; where is the Rooster in all this?	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2975	Boiled vs. fried was the missing link.	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2976	It's a tricky one, but a few more sticky notes and I think we'll have it figured out.	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2977	I advised him to read Catch-22 before tackling this case.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2978	Only three subjects got the right answer.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
2979	We decided to assign Cogburn to one of our cold cases.	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2980	We ordered both from Amazon. We’ll know in a few days.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2981	Excellent work but why did it cross the road?	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2982	I know it's obvious which came first, but he's an engineer - they like to storyboard things.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2983	We're close to a solution, if you can just got us another few billion in funding, we'll crack it.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2984	He thinks he’s looking at a Bansky	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2985	As you can see, his calculations are off.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2986	Why does 'back to the drawing board 'a	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2987	It must be the chicken - it's in egg tempera.	1.2432	0.05378	74	57	16	1
2988	All I did was ask him if he was coming with us to lunch.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
2989	It involves expression or repression of existential evolution.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2990	I say, if that flowchart doesn’t make sense to him he’s next in line for a pink slip	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2991	The new lunch menu is very limited.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2992	Yeah, she did it but we don't know if she hatched the plan. There may be rooster involvement.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2993	As this will appear in The New Yorker, he's straining to find a way to work Donald Trump into this.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2994	Which one has priors?	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2995	It’s his turn to pick a place for group lunch.	1.2429	0.05162	70	53	17	0
2996	We know both suspects were at the crime scene, but we have to figure out which came first.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2997	Difficult? Yes, but our breakthrough AI algorithm should crack it.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2998	We’ve set up surveillance across the road!	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
2999	Baby steps.	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
3000	To be honest, I think we've looking at it the wrong way.	1.2429	0.05162	70	53	17	0
3001	His investigatory strategy is like putting the cart before the chicken.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
3002	The handwriting analyzer decided to change the game.	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
3003	I feel like I've heard of these fellas before.	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
3004	He comes highly recommended. This should be solved in no time"	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
3005	He's our best man at figuring out who was the first to arrive at a crime scene.	1.2429	0.05162	70	53	17	0
3006	He missed this question on his entrance exam	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
3007	I don't think we can unscramble this one.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
3008	We're working on a new rural CSI series. In the first episode, we crack the case of what came first.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
3009	Netflix is paying for all of this.	1.2429	0.05549	70	54	15	1
3010	…the problem is if it’s observed or measured then it changes.” #quantummechanic	1.2429	0.05162	70	53	17	0
3011	We're going to need a bigger board.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
3012	He's never going to decide." "Let's just bring him back a salad.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
3013	The answer depends on whether you read it right-to-left, or left-to-right.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
3014	We almost had a decision, but then they posted a survey on social media.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3015	I felt it was best to bring him in on this one sir, he's an eggspert.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3016	The chicken’s name is Faberge, but I don’t think that’s the answer.” Allison Ros	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3017	He wants to get the Inciting Incident just right.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
3018	Quite frankly, I don't care anymore.	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
3019	That rooster couldn't have come from that egg.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3020	We interviewed all the barnyard animals, and believe the chicken came first....	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3021	He’s thinking it’s whatever got laid first.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3022	My theory of the case is the rooster.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3023	I have it on good authority that the egg came first, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a chicken.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
3024	It's an intelligence test.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3025	No one's ever asked which came last.	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
3026	He is trying to figure out what came first!	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3027	Who wore it best?	1.2424	0.05737	66	51	14	1
3028	It's our new screener for who's allowed to declare a Philosophy major.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3029	Scientist I think solved it. Solved what? Let’s get KFC tonight and I’ll tell over dinner….	1.2424	0.06849	66	54	8	4
3030	Guys just wait. It’ll only take one more minute	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
3031	Yes, He really thinks animals have the right to be pro-choice	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3032	The sad thing is that he’s the smart one around here	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
3033	If we can't figure this out by tonight, our guy is fried.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
3034	This will bring in USDA grant funding indefinitely.	1.2419	0.05946	62	48	13	1
3035	i eat em both and don't think about it	1.2419	0.07157	62	51	7	4
3036	He’s either lost in the middle or stuck in the muddle.	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
3037	Let's not overthink this. I say we pick one and move on.	1.2419	0.05483	62	47	15	0
3038	Turns out the C in CSI stands for ‘Chicken’.	1.2419	0.06375	62	49	11	2
3039	So I’ve been right from the beginning!	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
3040	He's planning the menu for the company brunch.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
3041	We can't decide between chicken salad or an omelet for lunch	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
3042	We lost him at that whole foods place on 3rd.	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
3043	What came first, the doofus or the board?	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
3044	That should keep him quiet for awhile.	1.2414	0.04895	87	67	19	1
3045	His religion challenges both answers..	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
3046	Mr. Musk needs to find a hobby.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
3047	It’s a hatchet job.	1.2414	0.04895	87	67	19	1
3048	You should see him when he's planning dinner.	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
3049	Three witnesses saw Henny drinking at the Cluck and Scratch. It's the Egg. No albumen!	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
3050	Oh, now I get it..	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
3051	Tell them the best and the brightest are on it.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
3052	I just think this is a bit overworked.	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
3053	I think the guy joined us before we got the chalkboard.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
3054	Who cares which came first--as long as I get my Swiss cheese and mushroom omelet!	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
3055	We know that the egg came first, right?	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
3056	The chicken omelette serial killer strikes again.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
3057	We saw the chicken cross the road.	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
3058	Our marketing department has been working really hard on this, but God has not yet signed the contract.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
3059	Why did you tell him about overtime pay ?!	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
3060	'C' always comes before "E" except when there's and "I".	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
3061	The algorithm indicates that the egg came first.	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
3062	Should we tell him they ran out of roast chicken already?	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
3063	I told him to start easy,just figure out what your having for dinner.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
3064	I have a craving for chicken. You free for lunch?	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
3065	They said he's from NASA and he'll solve the climate crisis?	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
3066	This case started out over easy, but now it's all scrambled up.	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
3067	So what you’re saying is that this chicken killed JFK?	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
3068	He has been puzzling over this for weeks	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
3069	But I'm pretty sure it's a rooster.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
3070	We still haven’t figured out how the separate question of the “Road” fits in just yet.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
3071	We brought them in for questioning. One of 'em won't talk.	1.2400	0.06802	75	63	6	6
3072	He thinks they're contemporaneous.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
3073	He's worried about what Texas will do with his flow chart.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
3074	He's investeggating.	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
3075	I still don't feel we have a supportable answer.	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
3076	He keeps on muttering 'First things first.'	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
3077	Look at Hercule Poulet over there, poor thing	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
3078	It doesn’t really matter, but it keeps them amused.	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
3079	Maybe it's not about who came first, but what they learned along the way.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
3080	I think we need to broaden our suspect list.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
3081	So it really depends on whether or not the chicken could legally choose to have an abortion	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
3082	He was homeschooled and asked HR to have the talk.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
3083	He's a specialist they brought in from HQ, he only takes on the coldest of cold cases.	1.2394	0.05101	71	54	17	0
3084	I don't feel good about this Tenet sequel.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
3085	Is he still looking for his name tag?	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
3086	I believe I’ve cracked it.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
3087	Still haven’t found the missing link?	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
3088	The title of this work is "Which Came First?"	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
3089	This training academy idea for undecided voters is catching fire.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
3090	Where are we at with this?	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
3091	We have our most fertile minds on it but we can't seem to hatch a solution.	1.2394	0.05101	71	54	17	0
3092	Gregg hates the new Taco Bell breakfast menu	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
3093	Well. Now it's settled.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
3094	You think this is hard? Try coming up with a caption for this cartoon!	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
3095	His father was a real egghead and his mother was a simple-minded hen. If he takes after her, he’ll never figure out his family tree!	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
3096	I think useless professional development seminars came first.	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
3097	The election is on Tuesday. We are in disagreement as to who will come in first.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
3098	This time you take the chicken and I take the egg	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
3099	Let's call it Schrodinger's Chicken and be done with it.	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
3100	He's been at it for 2 weeks... we, uhhhh... kinda want to see how this turns out.	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
3101	He says he's going to stand there until he has the answer.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
3102	we’re ordering breakfast sandwiches, want anything?	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
3103	Was it the chicken, the egg, or the butler?	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
3104	It's the eternal question what came first the artist or the art? .	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
3105	Johnson here has gone insane, chickens can't commit arson.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
3106	There must be something else besides baked, broiled, fried, and boiled, fried, and poached?	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
3107	This is the last time we let someone from management order the chicken wings.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
3108	What do you think he'll do first, solve it or give up?	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
3109	This “NCIS Farmcountry” isn’t going over as well as we thought.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
3110	Should we draw straws for who has to pick up John's kids from school today?	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
3111	This investigation is making me hungry.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
3112	When he solves this one, we'll get him onto the whole crossing the road quandary.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	13	1
3113	He has already figured out which came first but he is not telling us.	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
3114	I know I know...he solved 'who let the dogs out'.....but I just don't think he's cracking this case.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
3115	We think we may have figured out where she's getting them...	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
3116	I believe he's the guy who's discovered how to make an omelette without breaking eggs.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
3117	He is wondering which to eat first	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
3118	But he wants to know if the chicken crossed the road.	1.2388	0.05248	67	51	16	0
3119	He's close to a work-around for the global supply chain disruption.	1.2388	0.06755	67	55	8	4
3120	He calls it A Portrait of the Artist as an Embryo.	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
3121	At last we'll find the answer to which came first; the chicken, the egg, or people with way too much time on their hands.	1.2388	0.06412	67	54	10	3
3122	I still say a world wide vote is not the way to resolve this.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
3123	He claims the more important question is which is more nutritious.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
3124	I know it’s been weeks but we can’t settle on our hypothesis.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
3125	I feel like we’re going around in circles on this one.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
3126	I don’t think this is what corporate meant by getting back to basics	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
3127	He was given the option of a fried egg on a chicken sandwich and now, like a dragon eating it’s tail, he’s trying to figure out whether he was given what he wanted or what he wanted was what he was given.	1.2386	0.06259	88	74	7	7
3128	Great, and what about planned parenthood?	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
3129	Cripes! Everyone knows dinosaurs came first!	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
3130	I think he’s onto something.... he asked if the chicken was free range.	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
3131	Let's go back to your place - this will keep my boyfriend busy for hours.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
3132	It's five to two for the chicken.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
3133	The suspect would now be about two years older than shown on the left.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
3134	He doesn't seem to grasp the concept of data analysis.	1.2381	0.04972	84	65	18	1
3135	I am quite certain I can now prove a relationship between the two.	1.2381	0.05863	63	49	13	1
3136	He's our third analyst; no progress	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
3137	We’re hoping for a definitive answer.	1.2381	0.04675	84	64	20	0
3138	He's been micro-dosing mushrooms to treat his anxiety.	1.2381	0.06285	63	50	11	2
3139	I think the egg did it, but Ben thinks the chicken hatched the plot.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
3140	Alright: we've concluded birds aren't real, time is an illusion, and only quantum gravity will explain the boot-shaped nugget.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
3141	This case has us running around in circles.....	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
3142	This is almost impossible to crack	1.2381	0.07053	63	52	7	4
3143	What the two of them don't realize, I speak Italian.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
3144	Should we even mention the crossed road?	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
3145	I’m hungry. Are you hungry?	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
3146	I don't have the heart to tell him it's not solvable.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
3147	You know he's not looking for answers, he's just hungry!	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
3148	We had to go back to in-person - you wouldn't believe the opinions we got online!	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
3149	Who comes first—me or your mom? This isn’t going to work.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
3150	He describes his art as immaculate conceptualism.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
3151	He'll come up with a great caption. He's an egg-spurt.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
3152	A team of researchers from M.I.T. is said to be near the solution.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
3153	He says it's an old school technique he picked up from Glenn Beck.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
3154	I think he's taken this whole "circle back" thing too far.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
3155	P.C. be damned! Men voted the chicken; women the egg.	1.2373	0.06087	59	46	12	1
3156	We got cluck from the chicken so they put out an APB on the egg.	1.2373	0.06549	59	47	10	2
3157	The lieutenant brought him in after his work on the God-making-a-rock-too-big-to-move case.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
3158	It’s a cold case.	1.2368	0.06175	76	62	10	4
3159	Little did Tom know that this case would go unsolved and haunt him for the rest of his life.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
3160	He won't get anywhere trying to disprove, debunk, falsify the theory of evolution by staring at this chart.	1.2368	0.06175	76	62	10	4
3161	It’s required at all MENSA meetings.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
3162	The answer is the job. The job comes first.	1.2368	0.06175	76	62	10	4
3163	The imperative for this year's Annual Convention is to resolve the Chicken vs. Egg issue once and for all.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
3164	He says he’s ‘doing his own research.’	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
3165	I'm trying to think of a reading list for him, but don't know where to begin.	1.2366	0.05801	93	77	10	6
3166	Does it have wi-fi?	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
3167	He's so close but can't find an eye-witness to prove it.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
3168	First accept the research grant—and ask questions about it only after you've cashed the check.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
3169	The egg has a good alibi; it wasn't born yet.	1.2361	0.06407	72	59	9	4
3170	He solved the "road question," and now he thinks he's an expert.	1.2361	0.06706	72	60	7	5
3171	So which came first, bird flu or the vaccine that was grown inside its egg?	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
3172	It is bs the callings have yet to reveal to us whether the chicken or the egg came first	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
3173	He said that when he takes a short break for lunch, he would like an omelette” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, O	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
3174	It's a menu from that new Jeopardy-themed restaurant across the street.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
3175	I'm not sure that inviting undergrads to give poster sessions on eschatology was the best idea.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
3176	If this works, we'll corner the brunch market.	1.2361	0.06706	72	60	7	5
3177	He has been perplexed ever since plant-based chicken came out.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
3178	This idiot from M.I.T. actually thinks he can solve this.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
3179	Chicken v egg breaks all the precedents...	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
3180	Ok, he chooses lunch, but anything to snack on?" "It's apples and oranges."	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
3181	We have eight hours of this for every new member of Congress.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
3182	Vegan tryouts are next week.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
3183	There is a third option.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
3184	After 13 years of research, they still haven't cracked it!	1.2361	0.05040	72	55	17	0
3185	Took him two years to figure out why they cross the road.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
3186	He says the chicken."	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
3187	I believe our research will pay off when we open the new farm to table cafe next year.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
3188	It’s really quite complicated. We had the whole thing backwards.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
3189	I know it looks scrambled now, but he can really crack this.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
3190	And this is why we don’t have chicken in the metaverse	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
3191	He’s quite the philosopher	1.2361	0.06407	72	59	9	4
3192	Well, to his credit, he had to cross the street from the parking lot to get here.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
3193	This one's going to need a second season.	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
3194	Breakout groups always favor the egg.	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
3195	He’s trying to work out which is the first course on the canteen menu	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
3196	'Who cares?' seems to be winning.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
3197	What do you mean, he's our best researcher, just last week he solved the question of the "meaning of life"!	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
3198	Can't we just tell him it doesn't matter?	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
3199	Eldred is planning the defense for his chicken, Leona, who is accused by The Texas Supreme Court of aborting a dozen large free-range embryos.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
3200	Your 4 year old is amazing. Is this her idea?	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
3201	Sometimes we have a slow day in C.S.I.	1.2353	0.05952	85	70	10	5
3202	Facebook gave us a 30-day suspension, Pat, because, they claim, that our research question goes against their community standards.	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
3203	‘Who the hell cares which came first ?’	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
3204	Herman said he’s given up on which came first, now he’s trying to figure out which came second.	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
3205	Carlos thinks the answer depends on a wet wheelbarrow.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
3206	He wants to know where the rooster comes in.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
3207	He’s planning a brunch menu.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
3208	Your assignment is why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
3209	Imagine mayo.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
3210	It's a Voter's Guide	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
3211	He has an advanced degree in “Firsts”.	1.2353	0.05182	68	52	16	0
3212	We just need to agree that this one is a non-starter.	1.2353	0.05182	68	52	16	0
3213	It’s Not Rocket Science	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
3214	Yes, Harry, it's the egg. It's the egg.	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
3215	Uncrackable.	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
3216	We've got it down to the chicken OR the egg. This is still going to take a little while.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
3217	He wants to call it, ‘Meta…	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
3218	See once we figure this out, then we will know which came first , the snake or the politician.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
3219	This is why I'm Vegan.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
3220	He's been watching it all morning. He says he is waiting 'til it lays another.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
3221	It depends on whether time runs left to right or right to left.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
3222	He's not sure which came first, but he's certain one of them was behind the assassination of JFK.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
3223	He claims he has some leads in some unsolved mystery.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
3224	Last week it was the stork.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
3225	Riveting, really...	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
3226	The MBA-On -Line grads seem reluctant to make snap decisions	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
3227	Meta chicken has solved it.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
3228	How long do you think it will take this egghead to hatch an idea?	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
3229	He's a detective, not a Darwinian.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
3230	There's a connection here, I just know it.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
3231	I'm going to have to reassign him.	1.2344	0.06952	64	53	7	4
3232	The original hypothesis was “do chickens have lips” and it just sort of grew into this.	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
3233	What would happen if we, like, just burned this place to the @#! ground?	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
3234	It keeps the interns occupied.	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
3235	The Boss really dislikes the new guy.	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
3236	On the next Law & Omelette…	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
3237	It's a no-brainer-- the blackboard came first!	1.2344	0.06197	64	51	11	2
3238	The fact that time is not linear doesn't make it any easier.	1.2344	0.05337	64	49	15	0
3239	All the men here think the rooster came first.	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
3240	Science Fair Circular Logic blue ribbon winner - all day.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
3241	some cold cases burn forever in the mind	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
3242	We've linked together all the details leading up to the crime, but we can't figure out which came first.	1.2340	0.04644	94	73	20	1
3243	Their DNA samples match-they are omelets one removed	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	1
3244	The investors put all their eggs in chicken	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
3245	We've managed to stretch the mystery our for nine seasons so far.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
3246	He'll never figure this one out.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3247	Really?! A TED talk?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3248	Corporate brought him in. He's an egg-onomist.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3249	We’ve got the beginning figured out, we just don’t know how it will end.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
3250	He's really good at solving difficult problems....	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
3251	Apparently, it's a tie.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3252	Simultaneously, amazing	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3253	The museum got it from Einstein's lab. Apparently he gave up and decided to concentrate on relativity.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3254	His brain is scrambled.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3255	It's a good Question!	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
3256	We're waiting for the coroner's report. Once we know the time of death, we'll have our answer.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3257	These menus keep getting more and more abstract.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3258	He came last in his class.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
3259	He's been there for hours. I'm ready to scramble to whole mission.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
3260	HAS HE DECIDED YET, WHICH CAME FIRST?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3261	What came first? Not me.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
3262	He has a new lead ... some guy named Darwin.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3263	Perhaps the most compelling evidence we have of "Creation"!	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3264	What do you mean when you say the investigation has 'evolved'?	1.2338	0.04855	77	59	18	0
3265	Apparently, the timeline to this double homicide remains disputed as to which occurred first.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3266	He said he was looking for his name tag. I want to go home.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
3267	The newbie doesn’t understand the pecking order.	1.2338	0.04855	77	59	18	0
3268	The chicken never did cross the road. Potholes were made, rotten eggs were laid; with (great fanfare and pride) endless, moronic claims the other side had stolen the other side...Names named. Blames blamed. Fear fear'd. Then it got weird.	1.2338	0.06891	77	66	4	7
3269	"He should look at it chronologically, not as an either/or situation."	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
3270	He wouldn’t take ‘dinosaurs, booyah’ as an answer.	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
3271	Our algorithm is trending toward egg.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
3272	I gave Larry the keys to the cold case closet so I could finally get some work done.	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
3273	If we can crack this one, we'll be famous.	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
3274	Tech savvy, my ass. They've been staring at that bulletin board for 20 minutes trying to click to the next slide.	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
3275	He can never make a lunch decision.	1.2333	0.06875	60	49	8	3
3276	It's a cold case gone over easy.	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
3277	Once he solves this problem, we are moving him onto determining if the world is round or flat.	1.2333	0.06875	60	49	8	3
3278	And I'm no chicken.	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
3279	People really get it when I put it as a 'Chicken or Egg' problem!	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
3280	He spent the pandemic streaming "Midsomer Murders."	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
3281	I think it's a chick in an egghead situation	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
3282	shh,we are just about to crack the case.	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
3283	Cancel the egg salad for lunch, Jim. The new professor's a vegan.	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
3284	His mom really never explained where babies come from	1.2333	0.05997	60	47	12	1
3285	Evolution demands, the egg came first.	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
3286	I don’t have the heart to tell him the answer	1.2333	0.06451	60	48	10	2
3287	For reasons yet to discover, one of the suspects was spotted crossing the road.	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
3288	Who’s going to tell him the squad’s gone vegan, and closed the case?	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
3289	It doesn’t explain which came first, but the vegan restaurant across the street claims business is up 50%	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
3290	Yes, but what's puzzling is that it says Actual Size	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
3291	Of course, what actually came first was the MacArthur Fellowship.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
3292	He's still hung up about the chicken and the egg. He doesn't realize that the eggplant came first.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
3293	It's true, he intends to grow a dinosaur in a chicken egg.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
3294	Eggs for breakfast and chicken sandwiches for lunch. Ergo, the egg came first."	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
3295	We should have NEVER asked the engineering department what they wanted served at the Holiday Party!	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
3296	He's trying to find the cereal killer.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
3297	We needed help from an egghead to crack this one.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
3298	Guess which one comes last.	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
3299	I understand that the entire study is being underwritten by Chick-fil-A.	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
3300	He overstudies.	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
3301	He needs more funding to crack this thing.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
3302	D.N.A. proves the egg came from this chicken.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
3303	Give him the red card....it's clearly a fowl.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
3304	We stumped another Nobel Prize winner.	1.2329	0.04981	73	56	17	0
3305	The problem is deciding where to begin."	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
3306	Bob is so binary.	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
3307	He set out to answer one of life’s essential questions: Whether pinning things to boards actually helps.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
3308	It's what we give the "four-hour work week" people.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
3309	So the egg 'did' come first	1.2326	0.04872	86	67	18	1
3310	He says it's a flow chart for generating a binary sequence with an ambiguous initial state.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
3311	We're going to track this thing back to the beginning.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
3312	The computer solved all the other problems.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
3313	You're overthinking this. Chicken in the rear with the meat, eggs in aisle one.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
3314	The self-portraits began when the artist was quite young.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
3315	We here at Tyson are always searching for a fresh market strategy.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
3316	His chicken omelettes are to die for.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
3317	Well, there's this one, then Why'd the Chicken Cross the Road? and we finish with KFC vs Popeyes.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
3318	It's like that Henry Louis Gates program except we're calling it "Finding Your Roost."	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
3319	Witnesses place both at the scene, but the times they give are unreliable.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
3320	He's a consultant with a specialty in tic-tac-toe.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
3321	He's deciding on the main course.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
3322	Do you really expect a guy at minimum wage to be able to solve it?	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
3323	Well, he did figure out why it crossed the road.	1.2319	0.05118	69	53	16	0
3324	If Morse can’t solve this , no one can.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
3325	I've tried explaining the science,but he said he wanted to do his own research.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
3326	This guy had solved the "crossing the road" problem, so we brought him in to help us with this,	1.2319	0.05118	69	53	16	0
3327	We’ve got tentative identification of the unsubs, but the timeline is still undetermined.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
3328	Okay, this is all clear to me now. My only remaining question: where’s the beef?	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
3329	Well,this doesn't have to be decided now. Let's revisit it in December before the Shareholders meeting.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
3330	No need to be judgmental - it's a rooster after all.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
3331	He got sucked into the world of Cluck-Anon conspiracy theories. Fire him.	1.2319	0.05118	69	53	16	0
3332	I mean…it is kinda baffling, right	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
3333	Sure, but if he solves it while we're gone, do you think he'll make a sound?	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
3334	Actually this whole research is towards wich answer is the most universally offensive, including the question itself.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
3335	These white chickens are so entitled.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
3336	What’s for dinner!	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
3337	So far it looks like spontaneous generation.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
3338	The guy at the top of the pecking order is a bad egg and no mistake.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
3339	Well smarty pants?	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
3340	He's thinking the egg did it	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
3341	Actually, I'll have the BBQ chicken, with a side of eggs.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
3342	It's perfect -- they'll have to buy both to find out	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
3343	I know Bill is thorough at his job, but don’t go to lunch with him. With a menu in his hands you’ll be there for hours.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
3344	I chose him for his pecs.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
3345	The best theory so far is a pair of Einstein-Rosen Bridges forming a time loop.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
3346	If anyone can work out the relationship between them, it's Agent Socrates.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	11	3
3347	What's that clucking noise?	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
3348	What came first, the chicken, the egg or Norman ??	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
3349	His current theory is that the chicken came first, but she had to cross the road to lay her first egg.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
3350	Because leveraging both chicken and the egg will increase shareholder value.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
3351	Detective Sanders' obsession, long before he left the force to became the Colonel.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
3352	I told you…if we would have picked a sexier topic, the attendees would be more interesting. I know you think it’s the other way around.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
3353	Darwin knows the answer.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
3354	Quite a dilemma.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
3355	He asked if we had one of Adam and eve.	1.2308	0.05267	65	50	15	0
3356	‘Who’s going to tell Stan they are the same thing?’	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
3357	Fire him.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
3358	the pasture-raised,organic,free-range egg came first.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
3359	Really?	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
3360	He is still trying to figure it out	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
3361	You have to crack a few cases to make an omelet.”	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
3362	The New Yorker solved this decades ago.	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
3363	Get him out of here NOW! He won't stop humming "Mother and Child Reunion."	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
3364	OK, but have you ever asked yourself which came LAST, Ferguson?	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
3365	He thinks it would help to put a flow chart in the hen house.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
3366	We plan to replicate with geese.	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
3367	So, the question is, "why did the chicken cross the road?"	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
3368	Whom should we interview first?	1.2308	0.06301	78	65	8	5
3369	He's been working on this case for a month, and the only thing he has come with is that they are both edible.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
3370	So far none of the test subjects has experienced an "aha" moment.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
3371	This could really go either way.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
3372	He thinks he found a crack in the case	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
3373	Its a tough one to crack. We thought it would be over easy.	1.2308	0.07195	65	55	5	5
3374	He got an eight million dollar grant to study the problem.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
3375	I thought the Food Network writer's room would have had chairs.	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
3376	The head of HR poached him from Denny's."	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
3377	We just need to figure out motive	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
3378	You sure he's normal?	1.2308	0.05267	65	50	15	0
3379	I guess I just thought we’d be solving global warming or something.	1.2308	0.06112	65	52	11	2
3380	This coulda been an email	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
3381	The “road’’ piece is missing…	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
3382	The investigation is going in circles.	1.2299	0.06052	87	72	8	6
3383	This season of the X-Files sucks.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
3384	It is his much touted recipe for an omelette in a decision tree format.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3385	Are they still on that road?	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
3386	He was very close to discovering what came first, the chicken or the egg. Then he had scrambled eggs for breakfast and went back to square one.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3387	His research focuses on what came second.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
3388	Well then. We'll take a vote.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3389	Isn't there a 3rd party in this scenario?	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
3390	Just a precursor to "God or the Universe?"	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3391	Turns out it was God all along.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
3392	He's a government worker and wants to know if this is covered by the Hatch Act.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
3393	No matter which one comes first, the vegans will come after us.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3394	As thou that would happen.	1.2297	0.04923	74	57	17	0
3395	Event mock-up board? No, this is the cafeteria breakfast menu.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3396	We’re calling the exhibit, ‘Before There Was Google.’	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3397	It’s an arranged marriage, so the relationship is really embryonic.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3398	He’s been on Zoom for a year and a half? Who else on the team is back to zero?	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3399	You've been reassigned to work with Mulder on the Eggs Files.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3400	His name is will hunting. He’s supposed to be some sort of genius.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
3401	You know, after 2 hours he really starts making sense.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
3402	Find the damn rooster and get his DNA.	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
3403	Neil likes to deconstruct his breakfast.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
3404	It can be a problem when all you studied in college was systems engineering.	1.2295	0.07536	61	52	4	5
3405	Half said the chicken came first and half said the egg.	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3406	We’re coming up with an algorithm for solving which came first	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
3407	Richard insisted I find something for the intern to work on.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
3408	I think we already crossed that road.	1.2295	0.05911	61	48	12	1
3409	No more work for the philosophy department.	1.2295	0.06772	61	50	8	3
3410	He's pondering that universal question--"which tastes better fried?"	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3411	Check out the back of the board. It is so easy.	1.2295	0.05429	61	47	14	0
3412	What's an eggorism?"	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3413	Kindergarten science fairs aren't what they used to be.	1.2295	0.05429	61	47	14	0
3414	Modern art really makes you think.	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3415	Chicken or egg salad for lunch?	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3416	He made the drop-off, but let his partner take the fall. We’re close to cracking him though.	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3417	Chicken or egg? Nah I'm gonna go vegan.	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
3418	It's our oldest cold case, but Ron feels sure he can crack it.	1.2292	0.05635	96	80	10	6
3419	I wonder what's for lunch.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
3420	Do you think a flow chart will work in this instance?	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
3421	Turns out it was actually the road the chicken crossed.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
3422	In this age of gender neutrality, we must have both genders represented on the board.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
3423	He wants to know where the Reply key is.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
3424	How long have you been working on this project to debunk this theory?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
3425	Everything makes so much sense now.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
3426	We are considering cloning to get the answer.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
3427	We thought we had it all figured out, until we realized that, in Japanese, the egg comes first.	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3428	I'm sorry, but at this time we are still not able to make an accurate forensic prediction as to which arrived at the scene first	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3429	She looks nothing like her mother.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3430	Our best detective is trying to solve the puzzle as to how the egg crossed the road.	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3431	We’ve brought in the department egg-spert.	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3432	Anders is the company expert on the chicken- egg mystery.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3433	We're still waiting on the definitive answer from Amazon.	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3434	10 years of research to posit that the egg was big enough for a hen!	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3435	He binged NCIS this weekend.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3436	We are now exploring evidence that shows both chicken and egg developed independently	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3437	The theory only postulates what came after and not which came first.	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3438	Ancestry.com says it actually comes from an ostrich.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3439	All I did was ask which come first.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3440	Do you find ordering in the CIA cafeteria is not as straightforward as it used to be?	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3441	He says he’s close to solving it.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3442	People are taking these caption contests very seriously.	1.2286	0.05449	70	55	14	1
3443	1.2 million in tax payer money. The religious right is gonna have a fit	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3444	the first is always on the right, right?	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
3445	He's become a bit full of himself since he proposed the question: "Which came second?"	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
3446	His specialty? . . . reverse engineering!	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
3447	He keeps mumbling ‘supply chain’	1.2281	0.07517	57	48	5	4
3448	We’ve found our next social media controversy, but the team is struggling to come up with appropriately divisive memes.	1.2281	0.06140	57	45	11	1
3449	Did you know the CIA is secretly working on this too?	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
3450	It's time we come up with another option.	1.2281	0.06631	57	46	9	2
3451	I hear he’s who figured out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
3452	Carbon dating has been inconclusive.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
3453	It's day twelve of his study. Fifty bucks if you tell him it's a goose egg.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
3454	Suspects? sure! But that timeline?	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
3455	I think he's going to be a while. Lunch?	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
3456	I wish he would just pick lunch already	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
3457	All the evidence points to Epstein didnt kill himself.	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
3458	He's convinced it has to do with brunch.	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
3459	Barry, I really don’t care about neither the chicken, nor the egg. The only eggs I care about are mine, and the two I have left are not interested.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
3460	I don't think that egg came from a chicken.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3461	The evidence does seem to suggest that the rooster IS this egg's biological father.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3462	He's moving to the Hudson Valley.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3463	This feathered creature seems to be the mechanism the egg uses to reproduce.	1.2273	0.05198	66	51	15	0
3464	He hopes to win a Nobel by reexamining the question ab ovo, as it were.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
3465	Despite diagraming it out, Joe still couldn't decide which came first.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3466	Nothing New! We always its meaning is up to you.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3467	He got his PhD from the French Culinary Institute	1.2273	0.06758	66	55	7	4
3468	What is Bezos going to have us working on next?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3469	It was have him solve this or fire him.	1.2273	0.05198	66	51	15	0
3470	I am putting my bet on the chicken.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3471	The other question is, which image did he tape to the board first?	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
3472	Chicken? Egg? The theory is—all is hanging by string."	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3473	Looks like a rooster came before the chicken OR the egg...	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
3474	show some respect, rookie. you’re looking at the man who invented the crack epidemic	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3475	It's a tough one. We can't figure out which came first.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
3476	Looks like the innovation team had a breakthrough.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3477	Ambiguity aside, we came in first and second.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3478	He’s deciding whether to give it to engineering first or marketing!	1.2273	0.05198	66	51	15	0
3479	Want to get some sushi? When he gets dressed, it takes him 30 minutes to figure which leg goes first!	1.2273	0.06758	66	55	7	4
3480	If we just knew which was first, we'd have our suspect.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3481	The man who assembled it? He's back in the hospital.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3482	It’s been suggested that adding arrows might help so we’ve appointed a panel to discuss the feasibility.They are to report to the executive board in six months. Then that board will take it under advisement and….	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3483	He’s says he’s very close to the answer but we already sold the company .	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3484	Can I tell you a joke?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3485	We haven’t determined the sequence of events, but it’s definitely fowl play.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
3486	They're calling it CockadoodledooAnon.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
3487	Believe it or not, Adam, you came first.	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3488	I proved that the first chicken was a time traveler.	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
3489	If we don't crack this case, we're fried.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
3490	Don’t bother him, he’s having an eggsistential crisis.	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
3491	Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3492	We’re starting him off with the chicken or egg. Next is aliens or apes.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3493	After he’s solved this one we’re getting the rubik’s cube.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3494	He's stuck on how the egg got across the road.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3495	They don't realize it's an ostrich egg!	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
3496	He has all the data...We're just waiting for his conclusion!	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3497	A potential buyer, but he's confused about the order.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
3498	Yeah, it's making me hungry for breakfast, too.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3499	When I said hire Charles Darwin, I didn't mean Charles Darwin of Poughkeepsie.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3500	His thesis is that neither came first.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
3501	All this fuzz just to deny that he DID eat the rest of my chicken sandwich!	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3502	I didn't want it to come to this, but we might have to reach out to Agriculture.	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
3503	He’s giving the birds and bees talk to his son tonight…	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3504	He pivoted from crypto to yolk futures	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3505	Chanticleer maintains he came before the chicken and the egg.	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
3506	All I did was ask him for a lunch order…	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
3507	All I know is I asked for an omelette and he goes all metaphore on me…	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
3508	Zuck is restructuring our algorithm	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
3509	Ah, let's flip a damned coin and be done with it.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
3510	I reached the same conclusions in sixth grade.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
3511	Just wait, next week we have him on ‘what’d they go back to before the drawing board?’	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
3512	He doesn't know if that reads left to right, or right to left.	1.2258	0.06673	62	51	8	3
3513	It's called "Eggsistentialism" by an obscure American philosopher, Colonel Sanders.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3514	Double Homicide, I like Mr Fox for this.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3515	Round up the usual philosophers	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3516	I wish you’d had that sex talk with him. He still thinks that chicken is his mother.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3517	It opens up a major new era in conceptual art.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3518	I'm pretty sure he's trying to distract himself from his own existential crisis.	1.2258	0.05353	62	48	14	0
3519	That's Charlie Darwin with his science fair project. Pretty lame, if you ask me.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3520	I'm waiting for the vegan option.	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
3521	He's been obsessed with this ever since I told him why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3522	Believe me, he’s no genius. It’s just a ploy to pick up chicks.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
3523	He's trying to figure out how to get the chicken, back into the egg.	1.2258	0.05826	62	49	12	1
3524	He's using string theory to determine which came first.	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
3525	Tell the DA we’re close to establishing causation.	1.2254	0.04994	71	55	16	0
3526	He's blind.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
3527	Fried. It shouldn't take this long to come up with that crossword puzzle answer.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
3528	We’re still not sure about the positioning.	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3529	I'm thinking of franchising the idea.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
3530	Charts help him ponder	1.2254	0.04994	71	55	16	0
3531	Does everyone else really have this figured out?	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3532	Actually, he’s vegan, which eliminates sandwich bias.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3533	I think I've figured out who's next!	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3534	The company lunchroom menu needs more variety	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
3535	Amazing! After all these years, conclusively solved.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3536	So, for lunch today, will he be wanting chicken salad or egg salad?	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3537	Result of the Chicken Crossing the Road	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
3538	Trying to solve it is his life	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3539	It's a parable, re Hardware v Software	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
3540	He’s definitely proven which came first. What he can’t make sense of is how knowing results in a two billion dollar valuation.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
3541	He’s finally got Einstein and Occam’s razor together	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3542	I’m concerned about him.	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
3543	Influencer Theory	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
3544	We're gonna crack this case and make some omelets. -- Lucy Wang, Los Angeles, CA	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
3545	I think we're on to something - he's been staring at it for five hours.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
3546	You better disappear before he asks the question.	1.2250	0.06156	80	67	8	5
3547	He'll be entertained at least until the Climate Change meeting is over	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
3548	He still can’t decide which should be the first one to start with.	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
3549	Which one of us is going to tell him that the presentation is meant to be in PowerPoint?	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
3550	Philosophy aside, which one is kosher?	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
3551	Order is very important to Satnley.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
3552	Again you disappoint me, Ms. Cluckworth. I told you to put the egg on the left.	1.2250	0.05618	80	64	12	3
3553	Forty percent of registered voters think the egg should still be the chicken.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
3554	Sex Ed hasn't changed a lot...	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
3555	The Cockerel Collective are furious that their contribution has been ignored, and are organizing a crow-in outside	1.2250	0.04698	80	62	18	0
3556	I think he is waaaay over planning this mother and child reunion. After all, its just a chicken and egg salad sandwich.	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
3557	Why don’t you suggest to him it might be neither?	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
3558	Conceptually speaking, I think it works.	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
3559	Just wait…I’m going to crack this one wide open.	1.2241	0.06527	58	47	9	2
3560	Of course, it's only speculative research.	1.2241	0.07396	58	49	5	4
3561	As soon as we get this worked out we may be able to figure out why he crossed the roadway	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
3562	Once we get the answer, we move onto why it crossed the road.	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
3563	Sheldon is stuck in a logic loop again.	1.2241	0.06976	58	48	7	3
3564	In Texas after six weeks, you can fry a chicken but you can’t make an omelette.	1.2241	0.07396	58	49	5	4
3565	Idiot doesn’t know eggs dont have clitorises.	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
3566	I've seen this before. Revert to PowerPoint, dim the lights and tell him they'll revisit "Meta" in the next quarter.	1.2241	0.06046	58	46	11	1
3567	Every year the boss likes to revisit this cold case.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3568	Why is the chicken and the egg worth thinking of? My head's gonna crack thinking too much.	1.2239	0.06996	67	57	5	5
3569	I'm so glad that we hired a geek to figure the chicken-egg thing out	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3570	You've got egg on your face.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3571	All I him saying is, "Who cares?"	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
3572	He's been there over an hour; definitely marketing.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3573	Yeah, he's going to choose the egg this time!	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3574	All I know is that his children never come first.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3575	I can't tell what came first: his obsession, or the chicken and the egg.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3576	With the additional nuggets of evidence, we've hatched a new theory and are on the verge of cracking the case.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3577	Let's just agree on alphabetical order.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3578	Does he use the corkboard because he's an ace investigator? Or is he an ace investigator because he uses the corkboard?	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3579	It's pretty simple when you see the display.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3580	I'll have to wait for the algorithm . . .	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3581	It's no longer a question. It's a "like," or not.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3582	Ok- but which came first- art or science?	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3583	He was like this in grad school, too.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3584	I don't see any reason why we can't do this again next year.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3585	He’s from the cold case unit.	1.2239	0.05131	67	52	15	0
3586	I thought it was my turn to choose lunch.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3587	I really think a woman knows the answer.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3588	Which do you think came first?	1.2239	0.05131	67	52	15	0
3589	The timeline’s confused	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3590	I think we’ve overlooked the rooster as a “plumage of interest”.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3591	Do you want to tell him it’s a dinosaur egg, or should I?	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3592	Einstein also couldn't figure out which came first.	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3593	After weeks of inconclusive evidence, I have realized that my mental health should come first	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3594	He thinks if he cracks it he’ll be a hard-boiled detective	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3595	We're going to need a bigger white board.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3596	This could have been handled in an e-mail.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3597	It’s like Squid Game, but with more despair.	1.2239	0.06316	67	55	9	3
3598	I mean if any dog can be a crypto, why not chickens?	1.2239	0.05554	67	53	13	1
3599	Come back in three minutes.	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
3600	He just solved what came first.	1.2237	0.04812	76	59	17	0
3601	We're hoping the Farmer's Almanac will provide some solid leads.	1.2237	0.04812	76	59	17	0
3602	Let him unscramble that!	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
3603	I personally think the egg should come first, and then the picture of the chicken.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
3604	The chicken lobby is funding his research.	1.2237	0.05164	76	60	15	1
3605	It's hard to decide between breakfast or lunch!	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
3606	He thinks he can prove Gödel was wrong and become famous.	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
3607	This case is no longer cold—we just got in some new for-hen-sics.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
3608	Which came first? Our clients always come first.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
3609	We believe this could also lead to breakthroughs in road-crossing motivational theory.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
3610	He always makes everything so complicated.	1.2237	0.04812	76	59	17	0
3611	If anyone asks if they're organic, we deflect.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
3612	An egg this size must have come first!	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
3613	So many clues, yet people can't figure out who came first.	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
3614	One of these two is the murderer, I'm sure of it.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
3615	I told you we could receive bipartisan Congressional approval for a scientific study.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
3616	This is it for docent training?	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
3617	looks like were working late again	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
3618	Let's call the whole thing off.	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
3619	One could make a career of of this.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
3620	The truth is out there.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
3621	His preliminary conclusion is that the chicken is just the egg's way of making another egg.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3622	Don't tell him about the dinosaur.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
3623	Unfortunately, none of this seems to be helping us figure out which comes first, although now I have a craving for egg salad.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
3624	My research conclusions depend on which one I assumed came first.	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
3625	Marketing’s deciding whether we should go with the chicken, or the egg sandwich.	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3626	He won't accept "both became both".	1.2222	0.04648	81	63	18	0
3627	Even our precinct Ace is stumped with how to solve this one.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
3628	He’s obsessed with what came first.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3629	He’s about to have a breakthrough, and decide which sandwich to order for lunch!	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3630	The right answer gets the corner office.	1.2222	0.04934	72	56	16	0
3631	He might need a bigger board when we get to God and the Big Bang.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3632	He's been like this since the poaching incident.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3633	He is wondering where he fits in.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3634	Is he really the right one to work for the Colonel?	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3635	He has not moved all day. Should we tell him the truth?	1.2222	0.06293	54	43	10	1
3636	He's gathering his thoughts for an exciting new podcast series.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
3637	We're deadlocked.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3638	What comes first, the raise or the promotion?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3639	HR says we have to add a rooster.	1.2222	0.06626	72	61	6	5
3640	Next let's ask him why it crossed the road.	1.2222	0.06174	63	51	10	2
3641	It’s a really defining question.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
3642	It's easy! Eggs for breakfast and Chicken for dinner!"	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
3643	I find far more interesting, which came first, Scotch or vodka.	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3644	Works from Richard Scarry's formative period.	1.2222	0.06826	54	44	8	2
3645	My drawing on that billboard is a hoax and doesn't have any hidden meaning.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3646	This is the new artist I told you about. This work is from his Chicken Period.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3647	In quantum mechanics, it's an omelet made of live chicken	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3648	I'm telling you, the issue isn't the substance, it's the sequence.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3649	The only crime scene I see is those khakis.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3650	He just became a vegetarian and is trying to figure out if he can still eat eggs.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3651	I don't care how many computer simulations you've done... the chicken came first!	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
3652	I'm stumped. This is clearly a case for Law and Order. Or is it Order and Law?	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3653	NOTHING THAT PROFOUND, HE’S JUST NARROWING DOWN HIS LUNCH OPTIONS	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3654	He's undecided. But I believe that the chicken came first.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3655	He's still deciding where to place the "Start Here" Post-It.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3656	Prioritization is one of those executive skills you either have or you don't.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3657	Thank you for the Grant offer, but we’re designing a menu.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3658	You need the breakfast app.	1.2222	0.04934	72	56	16	0
3659	Yes, a hen is essential to the equation.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3660	We’re trying pin down the timeline but the chicken looks good for it	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3661	If he doesn’t solve it soon, the egg is going to hatch and then what?	1.2222	0.04934	72	56	16	0
3662	What a revelation! The chicken comes from an Egg.	1.2222	0.03928	81	66	14	1
3663	Nonlinear analysis makes it a much more difficult problem.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
3664	If Henderson’s calculations are correct, we will be the first team to successfully turn the chicken back into the egg.	1.2222	0.05744	63	50	12	1
3665	He says to ask the rooster.	1.2222	0.05280	63	49	14	0
3666	Michael Pollan researching for his next book.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3667	I told them that we don't need another intern but they wouldn't listen...	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
3668	Raises the intriguing possibility that they came at the same time.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
3669	We can't make an omelette without breaking this case	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
3670	He's been rearranging the suspect list for the past two hours.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3671	My point is that it could have been an email.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
3672	He told me, 'If this is to be my life's work, so be it.'	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3673	It depends, some read from right to left.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3674	It's a painting titled circular logic.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3675	The next person who asks which one was painted first,please call 911 for the patron and a criminal defense attorney for me.	1.2208	0.04758	77	60	17	0
3676	Honestly? It's a distraction. I couldn't take one more conversation about Squid Games.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3677	We need to close the hatch on this one.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
3678	He's taking this "Mother and Child Reunion" thing a little too seriously.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3679	A classic Whodunit first story.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3680	Give him a chance... last year he proved the wing IS on the boid.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3681	Biology posters? Obviously, this is the philosophy section.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3682	Come here often?	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3683	You wouldn't believe how he got started.	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
3684	He's Assistant Senior Vice President of the Big Questions Department.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3685	Does the price include delivery?	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3686	Let's wrap this case up and start working on 'Who's on First?'	1.2206	0.06900	68	58	5	5
3687	Detective Grimes has almost figured out their relationship. We’ve got just one last question left to answer.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3688	Before this he was going to do his dissertation on whether there is a God?	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3689	He'll work it out. He's from Scotland Yard.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3690	I'm waiting for a scientific consensus, so I can think the opposite.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3691	The last place poster at the 2021 Society for Neuroscience Conference.	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
3692	I ordered one of each from Amazon. I'll let you know.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3693	‘I love this forensic philosophy course the Bureau is rolling out. We finally going to get stuck into solving some real mysteries!’	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3694	He is asking for another clue	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
3695	We need to reboot the entire web. It's locked in an algorithmically hopeless infinite loop... Google wants the Egg, Amazon the Chicken, and Facebook users rage messaging that neither one is a suitable answer.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3696	Once again, where's the vegan option?	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3697	It's his vested interest.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3698	Both suspects in the Macdonald case had clear motives. The question is which one got to him first?	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3699	Zeke should not be on this project. He is dyslexic.	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
3700	In the lobby of the Annual National Philosophy Conference.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3701	I think this is a recipe...	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3702	In this tight labor market, it's foolproof. Either answer and you get the job.	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
3703	He keeps mumbling about trees falling in forests.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3704	Forty-five percent of chickens first came before eggs. The rest came after eggs.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3705	Lunch? He's deciding between chicken salad or egg salad.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3706	Providing the full family tree to egg buyers is testing well so far	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
3707	As a supermarket bulletin board? Meh. Re-labeled as 'modern art'? Off the charts.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3708	We must really be out of LA now... No vegan options ?!	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
3709	Ah yes, it’s titled “What came first, the artist or the snobist?	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
3710	Very clever Diane....no one ever thought of posing the question, "Which came Second"	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3711	Neither came first, obviously.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3712	Next project is seedless oranges	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
3713	It's the Facebook algorithm.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3714	He's over thinking it.	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
3715	Don't ask me which came first, but there seems to be a connection.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3716	No, after you.	1.2203	0.06867	59	49	7	3
3717	In Hebrew,the egg came first.	1.2203	0.05955	59	47	11	1
3718	On the latest episode of the Eggs-Files, Agents Mulder and Scully try and crack the case after things go a-fowl.	1.2203	0.06427	59	48	9	2
3719	We're never going to crack this.	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
3720	Don't worry, sir. I'm sure he'll crack the problem soon."	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
3721	It's our business incubator plan .	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3722	McKinsey thinks they can add value to anything….	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
3723	We can't get either to flip.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
3724	No decision on this until we get the Gen Z take on it.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3725	Let's pretend that we are not here.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3726	Chicken before egg, egg before chicken. Who cares, as long as we are funded.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3727	I've been waiting for over an hour for his lunch order.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3728	His AI unit threw up its digital hands--and now he's just been staring at the board for hours.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3729	The question is: does E = mc2?	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3730	He takes his comedy very seriously.	1.2192	0.04875	73	57	16	0
3731	Shouldn't someone besides a straight cis white guy get a crack at the problem?" "I'll sit on it.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3732	Jean-Paul is having a tough time putting together his shopping list	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3733	The new philosophy PHD final isn't pass/fail in the traditional sense. They either get the joke, or they don't.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3734	He's looking to get laid tonight.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3735	Having determined how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, Thomas is on to his next assignment.	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3736	If he's Mensa, he'll be pretty sure chickens don't lay dinosaur eggs.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3737	The Benjamin Button Chicken. Rest assured, we'll find him	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3738	We've been asking the wrong question: It's not Who came first..the issue is, Which one crossed the road?	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3739	He’s still trying to figure out where the sky went.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3740	Tell me, which frame was first put up on the board?	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3741	If he can’t decide in the next minute, we are ordering Chinese	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3742	I've been telling you, we can't make a break through unless we receive more funding to jump to experimental research	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3743	Did we need to be in the office to do this?	1.2192	0.05251	73	58	14	1
3744	‘Y’know he’s vegan…’	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3745	Typical Devil's Advocate. Can't stop admiring his own work.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3746	He’s been pondering for hours. We’ve got an office pool going on what comes first: regained responsiveness or soiled underwear.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3747	Sometimes vintage tech helps put first things first.	1.2188	0.05208	64	50	14	0
3748	The professor has scientific proof that the chicken came before the egg.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3749	What's really the difference? Once a month, my eggs tell me to kill you.	1.2188	0.05208	64	50	14	0
3750	Which came first, the bulletin board or yarn?	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3751	I think it’s obvious which came first.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3752	Yeah, he’s the only one that wanted to meet in the office instead of Zoom. So let’s see how he does interpreting the data on my kid’s science project.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3753	Yes, I know about the chicken. But why did the egg cross the road?	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3754	We're just city folks, what do we know?	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3755	He's certain he almost has it now...	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3756	YOU promoted to detective the only person from the police academy who had a college degree in philosophy.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3757	I know the egg's too big to have come from the chicken but whatever the artist claims is 110% true.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3758	Definitely the incredible egg. It had over 50 million views.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3759	I'm finding it hard to complete my existential debate to do list.	1.2188	0.06853	64	54	6	4
3760	Just like you, the rooster is irrelevant in this discussion.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3761	He can't decide what to have for dinner.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3762	He'll get this. He already figured out why it crossed the road	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3763	These interview puzzles are getting out of hand.	1.2188	0.05665	64	51	12	1
3764	I think it could go either way.	1.2188	0.06087	64	52	10	2
3765	‘It’s anybody’s guess’ is a cop-out.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
3766	I tried to egg him on,but the "roost" is up,he said. According to Stan,the chicken came first.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3767	I think we'll be here awhile	1.2182	0.06191	55	44	10	1
3768	Our symposium explores the questions of which came first, the chicken or the egg and did the chicken cross the road because the egg was on the other side.	1.2182	0.06712	55	45	8	2
3769	Don't worry, he's an eggspert in the field...	1.2182	0.05620	55	43	12	0
3770	Empirically, I guess you could also suggest the head and the ass.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3771	What came first? Performance art or bulletin boards?	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
3772	We'll find that Cock	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3773	This would be easier if half our evidence wasn't scrambled and the other half wasn't fried.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3774	It’s neither. Trump was first. He is first at everything and he always wins.	1.2179	0.06741	78	68	3	7
3775	The T rex obviously came first	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
3776	. I guess you had to go to business school.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3777	We just got the results from forensics. Turns out neither one of them came.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3778	It's part of the QAnon deprogramming.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3779	Nothing definitive yet. But the research is yielding valuable data on her motivation for crossing the road.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3780	It's still a mystery, Captain. We just don't know.	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3781	It’s all the rooster’s fault!	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3782	Scientists are confident that if they can determine what came first the chicken or the egg They will also be able unlock the secret to what actually started COVID-19	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3783	He says it's just a matter of organizing the information.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3784	It's a classic chicken and egg problem.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3785	First of all, I’m vegan.	1.2174	0.06149	69	56	9	3
3786	I thought I told you not to bring anymore of those Cornell Ag School guys here	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3787	Ah, the chicken or the egg again. how much tenure did you say he has?	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3788	His may be the definitive call. He has a lot of pluck with this Gallery.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3789	Where should we place him, research and development or shipping and receiving?	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
3790	The eleventh focus group was split as well.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3791	I know this is only the pilot, but I have a good feeling	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
3792	We’re leaning towards alien insemination of the chicken…	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3793	The suspect hatched a plan that has stumped humanity	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
3794	We've been trying to crack this one for years.	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3795	Put aside your other projects. This one’s urgent.	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3796	Next, he signs the salmonella and cholesterol waiver... then he can be seated for breakfast.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3797	He almost certain it's another cereal killer	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3798	I proved conclusively that the chicken did cross the road...the egg, not so much.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3799	Again: I prefer talking in circles online. You?	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3800	With Gil back we will finally get an answer.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3801	The focus group says "affable", "unthreatening", "trustworthy"...just what we need right now, the Egg!	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3802	He has an egg fetish.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3803	He’s working on our origin story.	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3804	Both are claiming rights to the I.P.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3805	Are you hoping that Chicken Little's claims won't come true if you turn her into a riddle?	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	10	2
3806	to make things worse, he’s left-handed.	1.2174	0.05002	69	54	15	0
3807	This restaurant has two items and Jerry still can’t decide.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3808	He’s taking this whole chicken sandwich thing way too far.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3809	His conspiracy theories are getting out of control	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3810	As an Economist, I must say, on the other hand, they both came first.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
3811	Whenever he's done with the "Which came first?" display, he moves on to "Can omnipotent God create a stone he cannot lift?"	1.2169	0.04551	83	65	18	0
3812	It's the new and improved egg. Twice the size, without the need for a chicken.	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
3813	It's going to become a book called chick magnets for dummies.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
3814	But those Darwinian constructs simply no longer apply to modern GMO-based agribusiness models.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
3815	Yes sir, I will eggsplain that to him	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
3816	The yoke in the joke	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
3817	The RNC is trying to show that chickens came first and cast fraudulent votes for Biden.	1.2167	0.07551	60	52	3	5
3818	New Intern,huh?	1.2167	0.05363	60	47	13	0
3819	He's struggling: omelette or Southern deep fried...	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3820	I’m going to need a lot more charts and graphs to figure out this one.	1.2167	0.05363	60	47	13	0
3821	We have narrowed it down to our two prime suspects. We just don't know which one was at the location first.	1.2167	0.05363	60	47	13	0
3822	Make up your mind, Einstein, time’s up.	1.2167	0.05363	60	47	13	0
3823	To eggs-plore this phenomenon I’d say it was the rooster who was the first!	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3824	As a feminist, I believe we need to think intersectionally about this question.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
3825	Just don’t ask him how this started	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3826	We’re trying the Nordic Noir method now.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
3827	If Dan doesn’t figure this out in the next hour no one is coming tonight.	1.2167	0.05867	60	48	11	1
3828	This will keep him busy or he will compete in the race for promotion	1.2167	0.05363	60	47	13	0
3829	We still can’t figure out which came first.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3830	We’re getting closer to which came first.	1.2162	0.04818	74	58	16	0
3831	We're trying to shape it for the vegan market.	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3832	Despite not having a product or customers, SoftBank just gave us $200 million in VC funding to disrupt chicken fucking. Now you go in to that conference and tell the staff we're disrupting chicken fucking, and let those nerds figure it out.	1.2162	0.06740	74	64	4	6
3833	We don't talk to him, he supports a free-range economy...	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3834	We're still vetting our candidate	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
3835	Whoever came first, that’s the culprit.	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3836	Hey Chief. We're not 100% sure who the suspect is but we're probably bringing Colonel Sanders in for questioning.	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
3837	So tell me, who came first? You or him?	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3838	We're really close, sir." "You've been saying that for years.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3839	Oh, that’s Bob from over in Supply	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3840	The rooster deserves some consideration.	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
3841	It's still just a theory but I think we're getting closer.	1.2162	0.04818	74	58	16	0
3842	He already got "Crossing the Road" correct.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3843	The president assigned us to this project before the Pandemic started and nobody has told us to change what we’re doing	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3844	At last someone seems to crack the chicken or egg puzzle	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
3845	He’s an ‘egg first’ guy, like amoeba before primate, kind of thing.	1.2162	0.04818	74	58	16	0
3846	I sent out for more chicken scratch paper	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3847	Explaining the unexplainable.	1.2162	0.04818	74	58	16	0
3848	It's result-oriented to increase productivity.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3849	He's still trying, but the solution isn't overly easy.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3850	Is the new person trying to solve it? Do they not know we’re all employed to just schedule meetings and talk about it??	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3851	I'd like to file a complaint. Gary just mansplained ovaries to me	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3852	I’m starting to think eggs are the white holes of chickens	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3853	He has only just recently discovered True Crime podcasts	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
3854	So by getting an expert to certify when each portrait was painted, we’ll finally have a definitive answer to the age-old question.	1.2154	0.06002	65	52	10	2
3855	We’ve got our top expert on it. He’s the one who figured out the motive in the Road Crossing case last year.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3856	He won a Nobel for his work on the Road Crossing Conundrum.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3857	If they can't figure this one out they don't get a gun.	1.2154	0.05139	65	51	14	0
3858	Don't expect a firm answer. He's muttering that "first" is a relative term	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3859	He's been standing there, weaving back and forth, for an hour.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3860	We're still exploring supply chain options.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3861	Quantum mechanics says it's up to the chicken, or not.	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
3862	Solved! Reverse evolution. It started with chicken nuggets.	1.2154	0.05139	65	51	14	0
3863	After he solves this one, he's going to tackle the age old question of whether Adam and Eve had navels"	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3864	He says he's almost figured it out.	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
3865	We haven’t been able to determine who came first.	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3866	Looks like we've got a Kentucky fried conundrum.	1.2154	0.06002	65	53	10	2
3867	Which came first? The needy child or the over-involved parent?	1.2154	0.05587	65	52	12	1
3868	This week he has redirected his focus to the egg.	1.2154	0.05139	65	51	14	0
3869	Should we tell him it's just a rabbit hole?	1.2152	0.06155	79	67	7	5
3870	Next week he tackles climate change.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3871	He’s either a philosophy PhD candidate or a spy from KFC.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3872	He is an Ornithology Professor. He says,chicken came first,because this is an ostrich' egg	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3873	We have them on 12 counts of money laundering, just trying to determine who will plead first.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3874	I thought the PowerPoint presentation came first.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3875	It's difficult to say which came first: the chicken or the egg?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3876	I think I may have cracked this one.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3877	Who should tell him the order is backwards?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3878	They found it in Paul Simon's basement.	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
3879	We forgot to label whether they were free range or organic.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3880	Is it me or do you find conceptual art passe?	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3881	Do you think the answer is scrambled?	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3882	Let's go. I'm fried.	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
3883	He's got the connections all sorted. It's the arrowheads he's atruggling with.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
3884	Can you believe it? A Federal Grant. He thinks he can get one for next year, too.	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3885	Well the egg won on social media	1.2143	0.04940	70	55	15	0
3886	It’s a vintage pre-Google brain teaser.	1.2143	0.06400	70	59	7	4
3887	I think Joe has been feeling a bit broody about his future with the company.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3888	Donna was bored by all the banal theories and really just wanted an omelet at the hotel brunch.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3889	Isn't this project is a bit derivative?	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
3890	He can't find a motive for the one on the right.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
3891	aha !!They came at the same time	1.2143	0.05885	84	71	8	5
3892	We've got the Chicken and the Egg thing figured out. Now we're stumped about what to do with the Rooster.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3893	I think we're putting the cart before the horse.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3894	He's an egg person, don't talk to him.	1.2143	0.06091	56	45	10	1
3895	He cannot remember which he painted first	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3896	Law and Order SAOPQU: Special Age-Old Philosophical Questions Unit.	1.2143	0.04940	70	55	15	0
3897	We now believe it was a bad egg and the chicken arrived first."	1.2143	0.05533	56	44	12	0
3898	The chicken crossed the road to lay it.	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3899	No, you egg him on	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3900	Yes, but we'd like an ultra sound to confirm this is the right egg	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3901	Our eggonomics presentation is going really well. Eggcellent,even.	1.2143	0.06603	56	46	8	2
3902	Ask yourself: why is the government, the media, and big tech hiding this from us?	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3903	He’s this close to cracking the case.	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3904	Who cares! What’s for breakfast?	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3905	This could be a really hard case to crack.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
3906	I told him that I'm pregnant.	1.2143	0.05636	84	70	10	4
3907	I'm thinking dinosaur eggs tasted like chicken."	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
3908	Are you going to break it to him, or should I?	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3909	Why? We don’t know, but this is how Steve Kornacki says he prepares for every election night analysis	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
3910	Yeah Jeff’s a real idiom idiot	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3911	He’s developing a radical fried chicken recipe.”	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
3912	It's weird being back in the office without masks or anything. Anyway, it's nice to see that Dave hasn't changed. Is his wife still cought up in that incest thing?	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
3913	Poor Steve Kornacki, when there are no elections, he really gets lost!	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
3914	He's trying to figure what came first, the smart board or PowerPoint.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
3915	As causality dilemmas go, it looks about as interesting as the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
3916	Eggs for breakfast, chicken for dinner. What’s to know?	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3917	All these chats for an omelette	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3918	Yes, well we are still hoping someone can solve the puzzle.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3919	He is a visionary.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3920	Between the two of us, he’s no Steve Kornacki, but I do think he has promise.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3921	The meta-analysis of answers to the basic question, "Which came first?" took pages, so it has been turned into visual art for easier comprehension.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3922	He says he's a fact-checker for Jeopardy	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
3923	Why don’t we start with the egg salad and then finish up with wings.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3924	He thinks he cracked it.	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
3925	We’re looking for funding.	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
3926	It takes him an hour just to order breakfast	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3927	He’s our top agent; he built this whole case on one clue…the perp’s chicken stretch.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3928	After he solved the road crossing conundrum, we assumed this would be a slam dunk!	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
3929	‘Oh- it’s just revenge on Mansplaing to me earlier’	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
3930	Yes, one would think answering one of life’s age old questions would warrant slightly better graphics.	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
3931	Believe it or not, he's just trying to decide what to have for lunch.	1.2131	0.05287	61	48	13	0
3932	You should have seen his work on "either/or" !	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3933	Let's face it, we can't even convince our own people.	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
3934	The computer geek thinks he’s going to figure out this one?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3935	Breakfast or lunch?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3936	He was here first.	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3937	He believes there is a missing link.	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3938	Frankly, I don’t give a damn which came first. Do you	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3939	Looks like we finally stumped Steve Kornacki.	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
3940	Is this why it took us so long to catch the Zodiac killer?	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
3941	We're pursuing new leads.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
3942	Lawyers In Real Life	1.2125	0.04602	80	63	17	0
3943	I don’t think Boss knows what a coup is.	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
3944	We only accepted it for poster presentation.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3945	he is closing in on lunch or perhaps breakfast.....	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3946	So the candidate	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
3947	If the judging is in your favor, my company agrees to a 1.5% discount on your annual egg purchases up to 10 million units, providing we remain your exclusive supplier. But if we win, you have to wear the chicken suit the next time you go on CNBC.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
3948	Judging by his indecision I’d say his brain is scrambled.	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
3949	That? It's the latest personality test for HR interviews	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
3950	It’s his breakfast every morning…	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
3951	The chicken abandoned the egg when she crossed the road - that's endangerment and depraved indifference. Her psychotic "sky is falling" state isn't our concern - the egg comes first.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3952	CSI: FDA	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3953	Yeah, we know the Barksdale gang is responsible, but Stringer Bell is too sexy for prison. After the bust, take him to my garage and I’ll, um, I’ll see he’s dealt with properly.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3954	Our working theory is that the rooster did it…	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3955	He's studying it as a multilayer network, so if nothing else he'll be able to publish a paper in Physical Review Letters.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3956	He says he can't figure out what the artist means.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3957	I've decided omelet instead of wings for lunch. How about you?	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3958	It's not an ontological problem at all. He's deciding whether veganism will work for him.	1.2121	0.06660	66	56	6	4
3959	It's supposed to illustrate the quandary of remote work.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3960	Sadly, the chicken. Otherwise, the eternal question would be the bacon or the egg.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3961	Ancestry.com says it's 50/50.	1.2121	0.05071	66	52	14	0
3962	We're getting close. The perp was either the dame or her son.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3963	The mystery was never solved, but Detective Fox wants another crack at it.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3964	I have never seen a paternity suit get so scrambled.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3965	These podcasts are really getting out of hand.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3966	He is really taking this one personally since the crossing of the road case went cold.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3967	Him? He is the guy who solved the Why did the chicken cross the road case.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3968	It's from Picasso's confused period.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3969	I thought you said this was going to be an exciting date.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3970	This has GOT to be the last iteration of C.S.I	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3971	I tell you that until we figure out how the road fits in, we'll never be able to establish a motive.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3972	His earlier work is better, wouldn’t you agree?	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3973	I was just trying to get lunch orders.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3974	we're just going to go with Eggbeaters..	1.2121	0.06660	66	56	6	4
3975	The witness says the egg crossed the road first."	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3976	Of course Bill has to do a quantitative calculative analysis...	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3977	After he solves that, he might figure out which one of us is gay.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3978	We brought him in since he solved the cereal killer case.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3979	Right here. Perfect example of why white boarding is never productive.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3980	We’re changing the words chicken and egg to Facebook since it’s now available.	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3981	And so after countless hours of investigation, we’ve come to the realization that the egg was inside us all along.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3982	Not sure why we've allocated so much funding to this project, the obvious answer has always been the rooster...	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3983	This isn't MECE	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3984	It’s a compelling exhibit, but I fear it may stoke controversy between the chicken-first and the egg-first factions.	1.2115	0.06913	52	43	7	2
3985	Even Steve Kornaki isn’t setting odds on which came first….	1.2115	0.07438	52	44	5	3
3986	He's solved it thirty-one times since nine.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3987	As usual, the real problem is figuring out a reliable supply chain.	1.2113	0.04879	71	56	15	0
3988	He thinks it's a question of whether breakfast or dinner should come first.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3989	We need to consider a different suspect. Neither of these could have pulled that trigger.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
3990	Well maybe he'll solve it -- after all he had 38 consecutive wins on Jeopardy.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3991	We may need to start with at least two compatible chickens.	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3992	Figuring out why the chicken crossed the street is on his bucket list.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3993	He says he's Q from QAnon.	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3994	Please don’t ask him if he’s cracked it yet.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3995	He claims to have solved the riddle, but does he read from left to right or right to left?	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3996	We're close to being able to take the chicken out of the equation.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3997	The first applicant to solve it gets the job and a chicken dinner.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3998	I think we have to broaden the investigation	1.2113	0.04879	71	56	15	0
3999	Apparently only one of them crossed the road!	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
4000	I know it seems a but basic but we are trying to re-frame our business model toe meet all needs.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
4001	The merger makes sense. The parties just can’t agree on who’s name should come first.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
4002	Data analytics put the chicken first but Tik Tok is having an egg moment.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
4003	I'd like to add 'boredom' to the question.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
4004	Yes, but what came before both of them?	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
4005	I asked why should I hire him with no experience and this is what he came up with for an answer.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
4006	He used to be a real hard boiled detective. It's been like walking on eggshells since he retired.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
4007	It’s one of his man-splaining exercises. He’s actually getting really good at it too.	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
4008	Don't know what came first, this artwork or my lack of a joke for it.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
4009	He is still wondering about biological evolution of his manager	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
4010	Let's not overthink this: It was the dinosaur egg.	1.2111	0.04605	90	72	17	1
4011	I’ll need you to lay him off. Tell him the company’s gone vegan.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
4012	Are you going to tell him roosters don’t lay eggs, or should I?	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
4013	Neither, first came the nest.	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
4014	It's not a chicken or egg... it's dicsovering "chickeness".	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
4015	He's last!	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4016	It's decidedly the egg. Alert the authorities.	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
4017	Let's see if Mr Cold Case Closer can solve this one.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
4018	So cliche....why not go for a duck or ostrich?	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4019	I don't give a crap. I'm a vegan.	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
4020	It's the run-up to a grant proposal.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4021	Interesting, but where's the rooster?	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
4022	Well, he's solved the age-old problem with sticky notes and a flowchart: the chicken came first!	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
4023	He knows what he’s going to say, but he doesn’t know where to start.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
4024	The suspect was last seen laying an egg	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
4025	Let’s just scramble the egg and breast the chicken.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4026	This poster proves that chickens and eggs have nothing to do with each other.	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
4027	His Logarithm didn't work	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4028	Shall I tell him he can take it home if he'll just get out of here?	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4029	The plastic surgeon was tasked with making their client look 10 years younger	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
4030	You are right. He does have an inappropriate fixation." Mel Yoken New Bedford, Ma	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4031	He's trying to figure out which one came first.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4032	Don't Why they reopened This old case-- No one has Solved it in like 5000 years	1.2105	0.07399	57	49	4	4
4033	His evidence shows the chicken came first.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4034	Ah, the age-old question: baked or fried?	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4035	We’re chasing our tales, here.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
4036	We have to hurry up and get this cased finish because we've already been given our next case: 'If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it make any sound?'	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4037	I have my team do whatever they want every Wednesday, and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made.	1.2105	0.05995	57	46	10	1
4038	We're trying to identify which one came in first	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
4039	- “I understand, but he was standing right there 11 hours before we even put the display up.”	1.2105	0.06497	57	47	8	2
4040	Looks like our algorithm is getting easier to crack. Now all you have to do is check to see who posted first.	1.2105	0.04708	76	60	16	0
4041	All this back-and-forth and they still don't know who the father is.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
4042	He's been trying to decide for the last half hour	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
4043	Are we using string theory or plane theories of the universe?	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
4044	We couldn't figure out which to post first...	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
4045	Actually, we only found that about half the chickens came before the eggs	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4046	The shareholders are expecting an omelette.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
4047	Ten million dollars has gone into this and we still don't know.	1.2097	0.06951	62	53	5	4
4048	He wasn't aware the two were related......	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
4049	This egg/ hen dilemma is a sure winner	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
4050	Supply chain issues.	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4051	You may as well take this display down...Donald Trump just called and it's all decided.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
4052	He wasn't convinced when you said the chicken came fisrt	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4053	Last hired, first fired.	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4054	That guy came first"	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4055	If he solves this one, I'll make him head of the Cold Case Unit	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4056	This Hard Boiled cold case is unique...	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
4057	Your guess is as good as mine.They both came a long time before me	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4058	Can't fire him. He was there first.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
4059	It's a promising project; but trick is figuring out how to start.	1.2097	0.06560	62	52	7	3
4060	Really the Colonel's famous recipe !	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
4061	The title of my poster is, "Origin of the Metaverse: metachicken or metaegg?"	1.2097	0.05212	62	49	13	0
4062	At the very least, we need a trigger warning.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
4063	I’m feeling a chicken sandwich for lunch	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4064	Meta is cool, but I really didn’t get Mark’s presentation…	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
4065	He’s our Conundrum Re-engineering Project Senior Technical Management Specialist…	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
4066	Potential new hires have to answer the riddle before being interviewed.	1.2097	0.05697	62	50	11	1
4067	What came first? The chicken or the egg? Or our meeting?…Should we reschedule the meeting to next year?	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4068	And this is the cornerstone of our research, thanks to your very generous donation: Our approach os revolutionary: which will go last?	1.2097	0.06143	62	51	9	2
4069	For him, it is not so much "which came first" as "does one tastes more like the other".	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
4070	The hen comes first	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
4071	Does it matter which came first?	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
4072	He’s trying to solve the Venn diagram for the eternal question!	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4073	Well sir, turns out our Chicken Little might be Mr Big...	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4074	It's a proposal for a CSI-Philosophy series.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4075	In English, it is the Chicken, in Arabic, the Egg	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4076	His empathy for eggs is second to none.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4077	He's been working on a new de-aging program.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4078	Why is Paul singing, “ A mother and child reunion “?	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
4079	He does a mood board for every meal.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4080	I think he figured out why he crossed the road.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
4081	It's the menu from the new language neutral restaurant next door.	1.2090	0.05004	67	53	14	0
4082	I'm telling you, the chicken came first.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4083	He's using AI - Al's intelligence.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4084	Turns out the C in CIA stands for cluck."	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4085	Finally someone taking a scientific approach to the chicken and the egg theory	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4086	Turns out it was the rooster.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4087	I don’t get it. Which came first?	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4088	Scientific proof that the chicken came first!	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4089	Geez! Does it really make a difference?	1.2090	0.05004	67	53	14	0
4090	Welcome to Cold Case.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4091	Don't look now but that guy behind me does not work here and keeps posting pictures of chickens and eggs over pictures of people. Just act natural.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4092	We’re stuck on Bible/Science consensus!	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4093	These clearly belong in the cold case.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4094	No guys,I really think I cracked it this time!	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4095	He’d be hard-boiled by now.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4096	He's pretty sure the rooster did it.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
4097	Are you telling me they haven't solved that yet!!	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4098	Oh, fuck!	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4099	I think this one's above our pay grade.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4100	The CEO wants an answer before his afternoon space launch.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4101	And his next case is Jimmy Hoffa . . .	1.2090	0.06568	67	57	6	4
4102	Obviously, dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens did. We're worried about that chicken that laid a dinosaur egg.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4103	Did you tell him the rest of the yarn is on back order #yarnmap	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
4104	He asked for a challenge, so I told him to explain where the fingers come from.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
4105	It doesn't add up, which came first?!	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
4106	How many in-laws does it hold?" (submarine / yard sale cartoon)	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4107	We figured out that part, but then Schrödinger's cat ate the chicken.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
4108	Keep canvasing, we find one eyewitness and we can all go home.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4109	Guys, I think we finally had a breakthrough in the Sopranos’ investigation.	1.2083	0.04820	72	57	15	0
4110	We picked the chicken first in a random drawing. That's all it was.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
4111	I don't know about you, but I'm convinced the chicken came first.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
4112	Oh, we know which came first. We want to know what's for dinner tonight and breakfast tomorrow	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4113	The victim cried foul, so we're rounding up the usual suspects.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4114	After failing to win the Nobel for his epic 3 volume thesis “Which Came First? The Dictionary or the Word Dictionary?” Professor McGlynn embarked upon an even more ambitious project.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
4115	I can't decide if he is a paleontologist or an ornithologist.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4116	He’s perplexed by the absence of the rooster.	1.2083	0.04820	72	57	15	0
4117	I knew this would happen when Steve signed up for his Ancestry DNA results.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
4118	He can’t decide between chicken Parmesan and a cheese omelette.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4119	Enough time wasted on which came first. Let artificial intelligence figure it out.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4120	This case raises a lot of questions for me, but he says he can only think of one.	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
4121	The chicken killed his father,he wants vengeance	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
4122	‘My agent told me this was an ‘X-Files’ spinoff…” “Yeah! ‘Eggs Files.’ Pretty much a carbon copy except instead of extraterrestrials it tackles eggistential mysteries.”	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
4123	Oh, this is how we select our software engineers.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4124	I finally solved it. It’s a tie.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
4125	Nate silvers really hit rock bottom since the 2016 election	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
4126	We’ll talk about the weird shot going on over there in a sec, but has anyone told you that you look vaguely like Tony Shalhoub?	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
4127	Now formulate a hypothesis about which one I want to be next time.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	16	2
4128	He's just been STANDING THERE for three days. Think we should bring him a sandwich or something?"	1.2078	0.05944	77	65	8	4
4129	The fox has us chasing our own tails on this one	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
4130	He’s convinced the egg is playing shell games.	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
4131	He’s still deciding which to order off the menu	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
4132	Yes, he was a philosophy professor. And the morgue thought he'd be more useful up here. I'm not sure he'd be useful anywhere."	1.2078	0.05944	77	65	8	4
4133	I could solve this if I worked from home	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
4134	And...what does this have to do with women's reproductive rights?	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
4135	Last night, who came first — me or you?	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
4136	If anyone can find a connection between these two, it's him.	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
4137	I always ask job candidates this question. If they can solve this problem, they can handle anything.	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
4138	And this is our calming break from reality post.	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
4139	Nobody ever asks, "Which came second?"	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
4140	Jonnie contemplating a college major change after getting an "F" in his proportional drawing art class.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
4141	We should try a test for vegetarians	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
4142	Initiation rite for new hires.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
4143	Steve has always had relationship issues.	1.2069	0.05696	87	74	8	5
4144	He finally has the answer	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
4145	I have a simpler idea––Let's develop something around a little blood test.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
4146	So,definitely the hen,then. Have we cancelled the rooster?	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
4147	He thinks he knows who shot JFK.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
4148	It's an egg-ist hen tail question	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
4149	Bad news. Even Steve Kornacki’s stumped.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
4150	I'm sure the culprit is hidden inside the egg.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
4151	We grew tired of solving equations like z = x + iy, f(x + iy) = u(x,y) + iv(x,y). We wanted something really challenging for a change.	1.2069	0.06851	58	49	6	3
4152	It's a foul problem to crack.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
4153	It was created specifically for visual learners; you know, like lattice multiplication.	1.2069	0.06851	58	49	6	3
4154	It's a good drawing of an egg, but the chicken is better.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
4155	I still think we should Interview the chicken’s mailman	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
4156	Sometimes it takes an egghead to crack a mystery.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
4157	These FB algorithms are getting out hang. Target users while still in the womb?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
4158	The interview process is taking longer than expected.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4159	The turtles went most of the way down, so here we are.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4160	Egg sales are down; it's time to start egg-came-firstism campaign.	1.2063	0.06463	63	53	7	3
4161	That is a fascinating study, Mr. Wilkins, but I'm sorry, the advisory committee has elected to not accept your Doctoral Thesis.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4162	I told him, the solution could unlock the secrets of the last election.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4163	This is basic logic of who came in first	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4164	Would you believe he actually gives a damn about which came first?	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4165	Science Fair judge struggles with who should be first.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4166	So this is what he’s been up to working from home.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4167	I'm pretty sure that's a rooster so I'm going with the egg.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4168	The poster is really ABOUT the puzzle.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4169	The timeline is not clear.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4170	He’s trying to compose a multiple choice question.	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
4171	This whole Cold Case fad has officially jumped the shark.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4172	Actually, the pictures are to scale, that's the problem he's working on!	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4173	I don't know, Sarge...it's a a shell game.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4174	Subsequent DNA analysis has not proved helpful...	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4175	Due to the recursive nature of the problem, he's now stuck in an infinite loop.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4176	I suppose when we solve this one, they'll want to know why he crossed the road.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4177	We are in close range--These Cluckers won't remain Cage-Free for long	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4178	Millions over budget and we’re right back where we started.	1.2063	0.05139	63	50	13	0
4179	He thinks the chicken was adopted	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
4180	Oh, your son is doing great! But he’s still in shock. He thought the question was about Wholefoods or Citarella. Coming first. You know.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4181	We're piloting an innovative new 'inquiry-based learning' strategy.	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4182	Let’s just make em race each other?	1.2063	0.05616	63	51	11	1
4183	It's an "eggs essential" issue.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
4184	Rooster!	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
4185	I'm telling you, there's no way this egg pulled off that robbery.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4186	What came first, pant suits or men actually looking at a woman's face when they are talking?	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4187	No need to worry about Mr. Know-it-All, ruining our next meeting.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
4188	If he picks the chicken the yolk’s on him.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
4189	I think he's wrong about the chicken coming before the egg, but at least he finally made up his friggin' mind.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4190	Next project I'll address the road.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4191	We test job applicants to see if they can think outside the carton.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
4192	Being in the office feels so ancient	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4193	He looks calm; do you think he’s hatched the dilemma?	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
4194	This project is going to be over soon, with all the new state laws saying we can't kill embryos.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
4195	So the new guy thinks he can solve an age-old causality dilemma? Cute.	1.2059	0.04940	68	54	14	0
4196	We're not sure which of them was first.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
4197	The storyboarding looks solid. We're just having problems locking in the opening.	1.2059	0.04940	68	54	14	0
4198	If the culprit is making omelettes, who's the victim?"	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4199	It's not what you think. He's working on how to make the perfect chicken omelet.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
4200	He prides himself on failing to solve popular conundrums.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
4201	He just got engaged...	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4202	Too many degrees of freedom. I don't think he can handle it.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4203	We've grilled the chicken, but so far the egg hasn't cracked.	1.2059	0.06808	68	59	4	5
4204	I think he is having trouble connecting the dots.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4205	Mike just doesn’t see it.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
4206	Einstein over there is trying to figure what came first the chicken or the egg. Last week it was how the chicken crossed the road.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4207	Duck and cover, Princess... It's the parthogenenis thing again and it's putting roosters out to pasture. Expect a protest... just saying.	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
4208	He muttered something about nested algorithms and iterations and infinite loops...then he just kind of froze...	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4209	It’s still hard to believe that the chicken poached the egg.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4210	They are trying to make us think out of the box	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4211	Chic-Fil-A corporate explaining their drive-thru lines is incredible.”	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
4212	Dave is always pushing the envelope when it comes to challenging enemas.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4213	He's going to crack this murder case wide open	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
4214	Rick from portfolio management is working on an evolution strategy for our business here at Chick-fil-A.	1.2059	0.04940	68	54	14	0
4215	The real question should be ‘what IS a chicken?’	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
4216	He thinks there's a pedophile ring in the basement of every chicken restaurant	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
4217	I think we finally cracked it. The rooster did it.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
4218	He has been working on the solution for 15 years, now	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
4219	Fowl Ball	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
4220	So this is the guy they hired for the tomato, tomato job?	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
4221	He is all in with root cause analysis.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
4222	It’s the first case from our new division, “Existential Forensics”	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
4223	life was so much simpler when i believed in the stork concept. where has innocence gone	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
4224	If we're not careful, this whole thing could go sunny-side up.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
4225	Those viral chicken and egg puzzles, nobody has yet figured out the answer.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
4226	No,YOU go ask him first.	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
4227	Actually, what really came first was curiosity for the unimportant.	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
4228	I don’t think we’ll be out by lunch time	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
4229	do we tell him about the omelette?	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
4230	The rooster came first... cock-a-doodle-doo..	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
4231	He's working on the "when" next.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
4232	Which came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the rooster!	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
4233	His wife asked him to boil an egg two weeks ago	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
4234	He mentioned Joe Rogan and somehow ended up here.	1.2055	0.04762	73	58	15	0
4235	We tasked him with determining release dates for our new hardware and our latest software.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
4236	You think this case is tough, how about when Schrödinger's cat went missing?	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
4237	Has no one heard of lizards?	1.2051	0.04602	78	62	16	0
4238	We're trying to square the oval	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
4239	Let's price it at cool $10 million and title it, The World's Oldest NFT-Ever.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
4240	I have a hankering for brunch what about you?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
4241	It’s brillant - plus it solves the old “crossing of the road” question at the same time.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
4242	Unfortunately, his theory runs afoul of the facts.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
4243	He said he was getting close and then mumbled something about the metaverse.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
4244	The crime's timeline ? Are you kidding me ?	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
4245	It's the one case he couldn't crack.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
4246	Apparently, the waffle didn't show up until midnight, and he's got a rock solid alibi...	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
4247	But why did he cross the road?	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
4248	Do we really have to reboot the franchise for a new origin story?	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
4249	Let's Go Brandon	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
4250	Now, most people would pick the chicken, but I’m more of an omelette guy. Wait, what are we investigating, again?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
4251	Get him back to the office, Please!	1.2045	0.05636	88	75	8	5
4252	The original investigation into this was scrambled decades ago!	1.2037	0.07181	54	46	5	3
4253	If we had him working on this OJ would still be locked up.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
4254	Apparently, the real question is who came second.	1.2037	0.07181	54	46	5	3
4255	Of course I know what came first. I gave birth to three children.	1.2037	0.07181	54	46	5	3
4256	He thinks he can solve it, if he can only stop hearing the sound of that one hand clapping.	1.2037	0.06677	54	45	7	2
4257	It was the egg. He/She/Them had motive.	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
4258	What do you think came first, the whiteboard or the dry erase marker?	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
4259	It's no yoke, we can crack this case if we can get the rooster to crow!	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
4260	What do you mean this is a tech conference? The topic was clearly Meta	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
4261	I mean, yeah, it's pointless, but what else are we going to use all that tax money on?	1.2037	0.05532	54	43	11	0
4262	The pilot episode of “Unsolved Mysteries“ will be amazing	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
4263	I think I've cracked it.	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
4264	After this, the one about crossing the road.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
4265	Of course the egg comes first– it's female!	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
4266	Oh great. I bet next week we'll be analyzing whether falling trees make sounds in a people-free forest.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
4267	Next on the agenda : What came first, con men or suckers?	1.2034	0.07163	59	51	4	4
4268	We're trying to contextualize the launch paradigm.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
4269	We think he's ready for marketing, what do you think?	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
4270	Show some respect. He's a profiler.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
4271	I can confidently state that going cage-free preceded the increase in fertilized eggs.	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
4272	It might be time to call in Matt Damon.	1.2034	0.06295	59	49	8	2
4273	The suspects shrewdly distracted us with the question of order...	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
4274	This is our intern. He is working on the only question the boss couldn’t answer in preschool.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
4275	Ok! Now we’re on to “Half-full or Half-empty.”	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
4276	we follow the evidence, but he's stumped.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
4277	He just can’t seem to figure out what came first. Was it the chicken or the rock?	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
4278	His PhD was on the theory of relativity.	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
4279	Go out and find me “Who’s on Third!”	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
4280	He is working on his PhD in computational biology, and this is the subject of his doctoral dissertation.	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
4281	I know what you're thinking, but just let him work...he recently solved a decades-old cold case with audio of a tree falling in the forest.	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
4282	True crime podcasts have really breathed new life into these cold cases.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
4283	you should see him doing our mid year projections.	1.2034	0.05812	59	48	10	1
4284	I tried to explain to him that "Rooster's egg" was just an art installation but he is convinced we are developing a paternity test for roosters and their offspring.	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
4285	We have to explain blockchain to him next…	1.2034	0.05285	59	47	12	0
4286	Jack's our best guy; we should have some preliminary results to share by the end of the week.	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
4287	Wanna do it?	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
4288	Who knew they were in cahoots?	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
4289	He's not certain if we put the display up correctly.	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
4290	What do men know about eggs?”	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
4291	If he can’t figure it out, we’re calling in Mariska Hargitay.	1.2031	0.07106	64	56	3	5
4292	The CCTV cameras were turned off on the road. But we're pretty sure the egg had something to do with the chicken's death.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
4293	Remind me again what this has to do with womens health?	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
4294	Sorry Bill, but your new ‘quick-serve express menu’ is not testing well.	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
4295	We just have to show it was worthy of a $100M investment.	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
4296	If hypothesis about who was first is correct, there is a potential Nobel Prize in this.	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
4297	I don’t know why he spends so much time looking at the menu? He always orders the soup. John Oesterle Burke, VA	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
4298	I hate celebrity cases.	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
4299	He’s stumped but was aces on the ‘“rub your tummy pat your head” test	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
4300	Not without a rooster!	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
4301	He's been working on this since the beginning of time.	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
4302	The answer to the formula keeps scrambling!	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
4303	I don’t know about him, but my thoughts are scrambled.	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
4304	I think it’s time we teach him about the birds and the bees	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
4305	At least someone understands the boss's chicken scratch.	1.2031	0.05968	64	53	9	2
4306	As it turns out, getting them in order was the easy part.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
4307	That should keep him busy for a while... feel like breakfast?	1.2031	0.05069	64	51	13	0
4308	This proves that the egg came first. But where did the egg come from?	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
4309	Aaaannd...THIS is why brunch was created.	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
4310	I wonder if he know he is looking at an ostrich egg	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
4311	You should see the guy trying to figure out "if a rooster lays an egg on roof"	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4312	Answering the eternal question, which comes next	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
4313	Don’t tell him but the egg comes before the Chicken.	1.2029	0.04877	69	55	14	0
4314	All I said was, “I can’t decide between grilled chicken or egg salad sandwich for lunch.”	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4315	We're confident that the answers will one day allow us to determine why it crossed the road.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4316	He keeps asking "Why did the chicken cross the road?"	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4317	The chicken goes before the egg, only if it first crosses the road.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4318	What came first - the engineer or the sales team?	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
4319	the vote is tied. no one will budge.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4320	If he gets it, it's a guaranteed Nobel.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4321	The real question is — which came second?	1.2029	0.04877	69	55	14	0
4322	He's from Blue Origin.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4323	Chicken plus an egg equals egg drop soup	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4324	He will never figure out this one	1.2029	0.04877	69	55	14	0
4325	One of them is bound to crack.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4326	We expect to have an answer by the end of the week.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4327	I agreed to the date before I knew what he does for a living.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4328	Double our funding? We were just about to flip a coin.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4329	He can't decide which suspect to eliminate first.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4330	He thinks he’s Steve Kornacki in dark pants	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
4331	This work will revolutionize how we look at “What Came First” riddles	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4332	Who cares which came first? They're both delicious fried. Linda Reilly, Springfield, Va.	1.2029	0.04877	69	55	14	0
4333	In point of fact, he's thinking about an omelet.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4334	First, trying to figure out why it crossed the road. And now this!	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4335	He’s trying to avoid being painted as a leftist.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
4336	He's trying to figure out how that egg got out of that chicken.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4337	I don't know, but he says it has something to do with the Metaverse.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
4338	Men always need to be right"	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
4339	I think we chose the wrong cold case to work. We have no new leads. It's a Rhode Island Red Herring.	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
4340	Exhibit A: This was before when early humans couldn’t just order both on Amazon and see what comes first” 🐔	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
4341	This is what happens when you hire an engineering firm to help with your restaurant start-up.	1.2027	0.06376	74	64	5	5
4342	Wonderers never cease.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
4343	We are still trying to find out which came first.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
4344	We need more time... the chicken was breaking a sweat... we may finally have the answe	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
4345	The chicken ratted out the egg. Case closed.	1.2027	0.04705	74	59	15	0
4346	How long do you think he's going to stand there, pondering which came first?	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
4347	I think we should ask the rooster.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
4348	He's a Vegan, so he will only answer, "Neither one."	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
4349	He just found out his high cholesterol is related to problem solving.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
4350	He says it's an ostrich egg.	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
4351	Looks like he can’t crack the case!	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
4352	He's thinking out of the box, but he's corralled in the carton.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
4353	His presentation is called "First Things First."	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
4354	He found out why it crossed the road. If anyone can do it, he can.” @jack.vanlen	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
4355	At least he stopped talking about that true crime podcast…	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
4356	He's still working on his grand unified theory of everything.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
4357	The equation of which came first has frozen him in time and I'm afraid we can't bring him back.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
4358	I think it’s some kinda Tik Tok challenge thing.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
4359	And the answer is: Trump is the smartest man on the planet.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
4360	He says he thinks he cracked the case this morning.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
4361	I think he's an "I" on Myers-Briggs.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
4362	He’s been advised to stop clucking around with this.	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
4363	Most male subjects try to document a role for the rooster	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
4364	He says that if we can just work out who came first it's gonna crack the case wide open...	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
4365	I wonder if his pro-life views have informed his dissertation in philosophy at all.	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
4366	He claims orthogenesis mutes the question.	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
4367	All signs point back to the mother hen, and if we don't catch her she'll do it again. Ahhh the perfect rhyme...	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
4368	We thought we'd try it out instead of Slack.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
4369	Well- you got a 50/50 chance…what’s that like 40%??	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
4370	I have my best detectives working on it Captain but we have yet to determine who was killed first: the chicken or the egg.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
4371	Something about no bones	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
4372	This is a road I’d rather not cross.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
4373	He’ll never get it. He’s vegan.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
4374	Try to find out if there is a video playback we can watch to sort this out.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
4375	Can you explain to him that all egg laying birds share a common ancestor including what would evolve and later be classified as a chicken, so that we can actually make it to ‘Thirsty Thursdays’ for once.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4376	We don’t know if the chicken came first, but we’ve got a good lead on why crossed the road.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4377	Sometimes no answer is the best answer.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
4378	See, I told you it was the Egg	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
4379	The real question is, what came first, the survey or the marketing agency?	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
4380	I know it sucks, but just think, finally, an art work that addresses the perennial question of what came first, the chicken or the egg.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
4381	The cleaning lady said dinosaur eggs. He hasn't moved in three hours.	1.2000	0.04650	75	60	15	0
4382	He got here first so you'll just have to wait	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
4383	We're looking at a classic pope versus antipope power struggle within the Gallina crime family.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4384	The intern thinks he cracked it. Idiot.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
4385	How about a kale shake and veggie salad for lunch?	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
4386	As a vegan, Jenkins doesn't care which of today's menu options came first.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
4387	how do we tell him	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
4388	According to Purchasing, the bulletin board clearly came before the push pins.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
4389	It's an old cold case the lieutenant swears he can crack	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4390	Fox Muldar has been obsessed this will lead to a new series on Netflix.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
4391	It's my son's science fair project … I was in a pinch for a marketing plan. Bottom line – they love it.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
4392	He figures that if he can find what came second, then by process of elimination…	1.2000	0.04815	70	56	14	0
4393	He's abut to crack this case open	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4394	First we have to devise a way to get the egg across the road.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
4395	He's a consultant--a forensic philosopher.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
4396	Since it’s on an easel and not on a wall, the question cannot be taken seriously.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4397	We'll never agree which came first	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4398	The thing is, we have no rooster.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
4399	He’s our finest hard boiled detective.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4400	Getting budget approval was easier than for his usual quantum research.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
4401	Mark wants our opinion as to the new Facebook logo.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
4402	We should help him, but I feel like he's really close to the answer	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
4403	CSI Boise	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
4404	Motive, means and opportunity? Check. Chronology? No clue.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4405	The Egg must have come first because the "first" chicken's mother wasn't a chicken. How the first chicken got into the egg is the mystery.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4406	On the other hand, why don’t we just flip a coin?	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4407	There is no solution here to which came first. You'll have to find the rooster.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4408	John was only now coming to terms with his place in this world.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4409	His legacy as a brilliant investigator is as fragile as an egg.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4410	No matter which recipe he uses,both will give him chicken salad.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
4411	Do you think Josh tends to over analyze things?	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4412	Intelligent design or Evolution?	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
4413	The poll so far is 65% say the chicken came first, 25% that the egg came first, and 10% were unsure.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
4414	With our cutting-edge research in biological science, we have to start somewhere.	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
4415	This has got to be the trickiest code the Russians ever came up with.	1.2000	0.04500	80	64	16	0
4416	If he solves this one he’s a cinch to win the Pullet Prize.”	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
4417	At Eggify™, we Dream Big, Imagine a Bolder and Better Tomorrow, and cut employee salaries yearly so the board can have their Vegas cocaine fuckfests. I hope I can go next year; when I was at Northwestern mom and dad wouldn't let me go to Burning Man—	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
4418	My scientist senses are tickling,I think the chicken came first	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4419	How long do you think it will take Gary to figure out you switched the photo to a T-Rex egg?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4420	We can link the chicken to the egg and the motive for crossing the road, but forensics still can't identify the "accomplice".	1.2000	0.04815	70	56	14	0
4421	What’s the big mystery? Everyone knows the rooster comes first.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
4422	Bring in the egg first. A little pressure and it will crack. And in the meantime, I don’t believe there’s any risk of the hen taking flight.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
4423	Our working hypothesis is that there was a co-conspirator.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
4424	A young Colonel Sander gazing at his future.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4425	We're working on a fast casual restaurant where the chicken makes the omelettes instead of a chef.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
4426	What came first, the chicken, or the egg, or the drawing board?	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
4427	He solved the road question. He's our best bet for cracking this one.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4428	It may be an insolvable problem; kind of like trying to figure out what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4429	He's gonna fuck that chicken, isn't he.	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
4430	He raises an interesting question, is it “the chicken or the egg” or “the chicken and the egg”?	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
4431	We haven't solved the timing issue.	1.2000	0.04839	80	65	14	1
4432	I’m not sure about the chicken or egg, but I do know that you came first.	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
4433	This world is not gonna rise from 'who came first?'	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
4434	His dissertation was on the length of a dog year. This is the result of his recent research.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
4435	He's been standing there an hour. Should we tell him the answer?	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
4436	These new hires from the crimes division keep wandering into the agricultural department.	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
4437	He’s an extra from CSI Miami”	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4438	We’re waiting for McConnell to make a decision.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4439	His next project is to figure out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4440	I'm hungry. Let's go down the block to the place that has both great omelets and fried chicken.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
4441	He is working on a new algorithm	1.2000	0.04815	70	56	14	0
4442	He feels DNA will solve the department’s oldest active case.	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
4443	We can avert a crisis if we figure out which comes first in the supply chain.	1.2000	0.06006	80	69	6	5
4444	Well, the egg definitely came before the rooster.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
4445	Says he has the link to solve, once and for all, the chicken/egg chronology.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4446	Seriously, which came first?	1.2000	0.04815	70	56	14	0
4447	It's a suspect or suspects. We're not sure.	1.2000	0.04839	80	65	14	1
4448	We don’t have time for this shit. We’re supposed to go trick a retarded kid into thinking he’s a terrorist so we can arrest him.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
4449	Which comes first,me or him?	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
4450	Does George even know the purpose of the exercise?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4451	It was a scramble, but we called it a tie.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4452	We've discovered the chicken is just an eggs' way of making another egg.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
4453	This is my first international conference for comedians. And you?	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
4454	Oh,come on. Chicken-egg? Egg-chicken? It's not the big bang theory.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
4455	His degree is in Data Science, but in some ways he's surprisingly clueless.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4456	Why does it matter what came first,the chicken or the egg,or is it the identity of the rooster?	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
4457	No answer yet - we’ll cross that road when we come to it.	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
4458	They say he's in line for a Nobel--if he ever gets the paper published.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
4459	He thinks every mystery can be solved using a cork board.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
4460	It is taking him a while. The woman’s answer was “definitely not me”.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
4461	Think we'll get a decision before the Senate hearing?	1.2000	0.05208	60	48	12	0
4462	You better hope we're not next.	1.2000	0.05443	55	44	11	0
4463	It was just supposed to be a theoretical question.	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
4464	Don't you think we should revise this new evaluation tool we're using to hire tech staff?	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
4465	What came first? The chicken or the egg?”	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
4466	Check out his knees. They quake just before he experiences a sublime understanding.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
4467	He says,if we extend his contract for another year,he's sure he'll find the answer.	1.2000	0.06638	60	51	6	3
4468	We thought if he answered that question about crossing the road, why not take a crack at this problem too?	1.2000	0.05000	65	52	13	0
4469	If only I knew who started it	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
4470	Actually, its looking pretty circular.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4471	He actually thinks he will be the one to figure it out.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
4472	We have both of them in custody,but neither one is talking." #MyNewYorkerCaptio	1.2000	0.06576	75	66	3	6
4473	Supply chain issues with no end in sight.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4474	It’s a Caesar Salad, how hard can it be?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
4475	I hear they brought this guy in from Poultry…	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4476	The latest DNA technology will tell us if the chicken even came from the same egg.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
4477	This guy has been starring at that diagram for over an hour. This would make a great drawing for The New Yorker's Caption Contest!	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
4478	Apparently there’s been an EGGciting breakthrough!	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
4479	We decided to take the investors’ “back to the drawing board” feedback literally this quarter.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
4480	But the data doesn’t support the hypothesis.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
4481	He’s taking his Agrarian Drawing class very seriously	1.2000	0.06296	75	65	5	5
4482	Honestly, I didn't know there was so much that went into opening a brunch place.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
4483	When are we gonna tell him about the dinosaurs?	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
4484	Give him time... You'd be surprised to know that the first time, he found out why they crossed the street	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
4485	Mike, stop posting random photos on the wanted board again. It confuses the interns.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
4486	These prove you are not a bot tests become harder and harder	1.2000	0.04815	70	56	14	0
4487	The DNA evidence is mixed so we can’t tell who came first.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
4488	Let's make an egg!	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
4489	If he just had a few more yards of red yarn, he could figure it out.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
4490	Please, next week we're looking at the rain in Spain...	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
4491	A Facebook group told him it was Hugo Chavez and George Soros	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
4492	He said he doesn’t give a cluck what you think came first.	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
4493	He’s finally solved the chicken and egg question.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
4494	Well, this is it until the mid-terms.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
4495	That’s it—you’re off interview duty.	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
4496	I think he's about to crack it.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
4497	Great omelette place across the street, let’s go .	1.1974	0.04596	76	61	15	0
4498	Ya’ know, I think he’s right.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
4499	Sure, he may be a little eccentric, but his work is original.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
4500	I just told him we need seven more episodes before it crosses the road.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
4501	This case is impossible! Let’s take a break and go grab some dinner. No, wait—breakfast…	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
4502	From time to time we hold this debate on the other side of the road.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
4503	Only way he'll solve this is if he figures out time travel first.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
4504	They even defunded our cafeteria.	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
4505	We're not sure how it happened. We're still investigating it.	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
4506	Obviously, an evolutionary biologist.	1.1972	0.06222	71	61	6	4
4507	All we know for sure is that it started when she crossed the road.	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
4508	Yes, that's as far as we've got with Space Force, but don't forget our funding was capped at $17.4 billion.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
4509	Maybe 45 minutes is a little too much, answering your date of birth.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
4510	Rooster cum, the egg couldn't.	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
4511	Do you really think CSI can solve it?	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
4512	It may be logic, but it’s certainly not art.	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
4513	The data are sound, but the emphasis on primacy reeks of postneoliberalism.	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
4514	He thinks for lunch, we should have the omelet before the chicken salad	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
4515	He says he won't leave until he has determined which one came first.	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
4516	The #egg and #chicken both claim prior art	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
4517	He cracked the case.	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
4518	Dear Lord, don't ask him if water is wet!	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
4519	It's been 15 minutes and he hasn't decided. Do we pull the plug on his employment app?	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
4520	This is our specimen, he's been looking at this for 5 years.	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
4521	Trust the process - he figured out how to steal Facebook from those brothers.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
4522	Watch when he figures out that he has them reversed.	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
4523	Do we know if the chicken crossed the road?	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
4524	This will help us locate the DNA strand responsible for the fluffyness of the frittata.	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
4525	We’re still working on the weak link in the farm-to-table logistics.	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
4526	I say we flip a coin.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
4527	I think bill’s finally starting to crack.	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
4528	They just kicked off a next-generation project to aggregate scalable chicken interfaces to impact cutting-edge egg channels.	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
4529	This guy has seen Good Will Hunting once and thinks he can solve any problem on a whiteboard he sees.	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
4530	Does it matter?	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4531	They told me to find a project for Frank to keep him busy.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4532	Which came first? The chicken, the egg or Wesley?	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4533	Do you tell him the department has gone vegan, or do I?	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4534	We just can't crack the case.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
4535	No,it's the cafe's menu board: sliced chicken or egg salad.	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4536	Requisition a particle accelerator and a spatula.	1.1970	0.04933	66	53	13	0
4537	He thinks he's figured out the chicken and the egg thing	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
4538	He’s trying to find a name for his dog. So far, he’s got “Cluckzilla.”	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4539	He's reflecting his narrative	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4540	Still cannot be answered	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4541	Good luck, Sucker.	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4542	He can't decide what to do first.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
4543	The pieces we're trying to figure out are who knew what and when did they know it.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4544	Ouch	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4545	Well… Yes, all the evidence is in; however the jury has been incommunicado…	1.1970	0.05385	66	53	11	1
4546	Tell him he's fired.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4547	Our only witness is afraid to cluck.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4548	Maybe we should call in a teenager.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
4549	Get the skillet—he's on the verge of a breakthrough.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4550	Really, this is what was hidden under the Da Vinci painting? What's it gonna be next week, some sort of secret code under his Last Supper !	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4551	This is is a Cold Case. No one has been able to solve the mystery of Which Came First…	1.1970	0.04933	66	53	13	0
4552	He has been trying to figure out the timeline for months now.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4553	I think it's time to hire an animal husbandry consultant."	1.1970	0.04933	66	53	13	0
4554	He’s always the first one in and the last to leave	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4555	If he doesn't make up his mind soon I'm just ordering pizza	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
4556	I bet the true-crime TikTokers would have solved this by now.	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4557	Well, it seems we'll have to invent time travel.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4558	“Scrambled leggs won’t do.”	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4559	Wanna go out for an omelette?	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4560	All we know so far, is why he crossed the road.	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4561	Should we egg him on? Or do you think that'll make him chicken out of this?" @aman7v your tur	1.1970	0.04933	66	53	13	0
4562	He still hasn't cracked it	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4563	It wasn’t the chicken or the egg, it was bacteria the whole time!	1.1970	0.04933	66	53	13	0
4564	After this he's going to tackle the 'Is water wet or does it make things wet?' debate	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4565	He’s almost cracked the case	1.1970	0.05802	66	55	9	2
4566	He’s taking another crack at it.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
4567	Many of our visitors have complained of traumatic brain injury.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4568	The one thing we know for certain is that it was laid on the grassy knoll.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4569	He simply got too much praise for working out why it crossed the road.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4570	Finally a solution to which came first	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
4571	I guess he’s working on some poultry based time sequence problem…	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4572	Who was the cocckpin	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
4573	It's part of the job applicant test, to read the chart and tell us which one came first.	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
4574	He is convinced there is a right answer.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4575	We think it might just be a coincidence.	1.1967	0.06942	61	53	4	4
4576	We need more thyme.	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
4577	We set the whole thing up as a yolk!	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
4578	Everyone knows it's the egg, but Bob likes to do his own research.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4579	I think that we've hired the wrong guy for Director for Strategic Planning.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4580	If only Einstein was still alive to give us the answer	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
4581	Doesn't it change the question if that's a rooster, not a hen?	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
4582	Maybe this study is holding up the spending bill.	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
4583	Chicken ‘n chips	1.1967	0.05132	61	49	12	0
4584	Looking at breakfast options.	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
4585	While studying the age old question. Tom just realized it was wear your blazer to work day	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
4586	He just keeps whispering "Whodunit?" to himself.	1.1967	0.06537	61	52	6	3
4587	Once we determine which came first, we'll begin research on how it could possibly matter.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4588	He was studying the same chart last week, only there was a road in place of the egg.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4589	Looks a bit scrambled to me.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4590	No, it does not answer the dinosaur question, but we're close.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4591	He's been here for hours trying to decide which came first	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
4592	I told you not to ask an engineer which came first.	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
4593	We identified the cycle quickly, but breaking the loop is proving quite difficult.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4594	My first graders will arrive soon to explain.	1.1964	0.05357	56	45	11	0
4595	We always give this one to the new recruits.	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4596	The egg’s a stencil	1.1964	0.05932	56	46	9	1
4597	Look, we can't award him outright, so let's just call it a tie?	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
4598	I thought "Chicken" was a drag race - Not an egg!	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
4599	Decisions, decisions. . .	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
4600	You'll never want another omelette.	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
4601	First it’s the chicken…then it’s the egg…then it’s the chicken…then…	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
4602	chicken or egg, which sandwich is better?	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
4603	Apparently it's been updated to CRISPR or crispier?	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
4604	The meatloaf gave me this incredible gas.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
4605	We're really not sure which came first, the bulletin board or the paper.	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
4606	He's convinced Napoleon had a mole in the hen house.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
4607	This motherfucker…	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
4608	it's in the eye of the beholder	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4609	We're trying to identify which one started it	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4610	Even the egg-heads give us no more than a 50-50 chance of cracking this case.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
4611	When's the last time you changed the mustard?	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4612	No Glenn, I said hire an expert in Economics, not Egg-onomics	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
4613	It started with a discussion of why the winning captions in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest are always so bad.	1.1944	0.04697	72	58	14	0
4614	The Republicans are making a Congressional presentation, that it is not clear which came first, the chicken or the egg.	1.1944	0.06141	72	62	6	4
4615	A tough case to crack - murder or suicide.	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4616	It's his way of faking intelligence." or These mandatory conferences are pre-fabricated blather. Wanna split	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4617	All things considered, we could perhaps, title this drawing : ‘binary choices suck’ !’	1.1944	0.06141	72	62	6	4
4618	It happens every time a J-school prof tries to do evolutionary biology.	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
4619	He’s working on the latest conspiracy theory that chickens and eggs don’t exist	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4620	He thinks answering this question can save his marriage	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
4621	Let us all stand still and observe people trying to be funny	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
4622	This is the worst Sopranos movie yet.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4623	Storyboarding didn't help. How about leaving it for post?	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4624	We poached him from HQ. He's scrambling to crack this case, but if you ask me he's got all his eggs in one basket, so I'm not counting any chickens if you catch my drift.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4625	Epstein didn’t kill himself.	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
4626	Either or, neither nor.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4627	Scientifically speaking, the answer is the rooster	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4628	The egg won't talk. Chicken confessed he came first — ran the whole coop.	1.1940	0.06464	67	58	5	4
4629	Without a rooster, this is all hypothetical.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4630	It looks like the chicken came before the egg.	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4631	Who knew a chicken could lay a dinosaur egg? Or did a dinosaur egg hatch a chicken? An age-old conundrum.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4632	Is there an App for this!	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4633	He says "No case is too cold"!	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4634	I guess we'll cross that road when we get to it.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4635	It's still only soft boiled. Let's put off the IPO and go for another round of farm aid.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4636	We wouldn't have this problem if only she had been allowed to have an abortion.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4637	He said, "It's not what you think ..."	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4638	We’re still gathering evidence as to whether she crossed the road.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4639	Seems like he’s getting close to an answer. See if he can work on “ if a tree falls in the forest” next.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4640	We might have to ask the kernal	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4641	The National Science Foundation grant ends at the end of the year. I hope he figures this out soon.	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
4642	I told him the answer, but he just doesn't listen.	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4643	Actually, it's a profound statement on the Creation Myth.	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
4644	It's tragic, nobody gave him the birds and the bees and he's still trying to figure it out himself.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4645	Before this, I heard he solved why the chicken crossed the road.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4646	This finally puts the chicken and egg thing to rest.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
4647	He’s at if for days	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
4648	I really don’t see what this has to do with Global Warming, but ok.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4649	He insists on flowcharting why he’s gone vegan.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
4650	You suspect fowl play?	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4651	By the way, which did come first, the chicken or the egg?	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4652	They claim they've solved it, but their evidence looks sketchy.	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4653	A witness says he saw the chicken cross to the sunny side of the street.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4654	He claims he has proof that eggs are a hoax.	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4655	So far we’ve determined Who’s on first and What is on second.	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
4656	He’s trying to decide what to have for lunch.	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4657	When he said he wanted to get to the bottom of things I didn't think this was what he meant.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4658	He obviously wants to participate, but can't figure out how. He's been staring at it all afternoon.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4659	He wants to know if the egg is hard boiled.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4660	We've been here 12 hours. We still don't know who came first but I know who's leaving first.	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
4661	I don't know about this, I think the East Village murderer is playing games with us.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4662	We can do this the hard way or the over easy way.	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4663	Well, do you think the chicken or the egg DID it?	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4664	If we can figure this out, I think logistics will be a breeze.	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4665	Don’t worry! Our new egg profiling software will crack this case wide open.	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4666	If he is dyslexic I win.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4667	HE SAYS WE MISSED THE JACQUES PEPIN STAGE	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4668	He still thinks it’s about which came first, the chicken or the egg, but really it’s a test about how individual will power can be manipulated.	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
4669	Should we add a vegetable option to stop this confusion?	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
4670	I still don’t know who stole the chicken’s egg.	1.1935	0.05058	62	50	12	0
4671	Man pretending to care	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
4672	So… who is going to tell Dale that we need the board for the meeting at noon?	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
4673	According to his wife it's him	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
4674	When he decides this one we'll put him on "god or man".	1.1930	0.06352	57	48	7	2
4675	He came first.	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4676	If he does figure it out,it will be a feather in his cap.But which came first?	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4677	This time they went too far. CSI: Farmland, really?	1.1930	0.05274	57	46	11	0
4678	He’s trying to get his priorities straight.	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4679	I	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4680	I've contacted McKinsey and they are confident they can solve this for us.	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4681	He's working backward from "which came third?"	1.1930	0.05838	57	47	9	1
4682	It's scrambling my brain.	1.1930	0.05274	57	46	11	0
4683	Should I tell him first or should you?	1.1928	0.04356	83	67	16	0
4684	At least someone came	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
4685	He's trying to catch The Joker	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
4686	A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg.	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
4687	Let's meet for coffee across the road.	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
4688	I definitely don't need to be in-person for this.	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
4689	Now we just need to know why it rolled across the road before the chicken.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
4690	He's trying to gain some insight into the age-old question--well, you know the one.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
4691	He still keeps picking the egg while everyone has selected the chicken	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
4692	The way I see it,God took a rib from the chicken and created the egg.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
4693	Why did the chicken cross the road?	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
4694	He got here before us, but I got here before you.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
4695	He's trying to think outside the oval.	1.1923	0.05519	52	42	10	0
4696	No one ever gets it. The rooster came first.	1.1923	0.06164	52	43	8	1
4697	I think the've nailed tho origin question but the big question remains ...why did it cross the road?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
4698	Come to think about it perhaps the question should be which came first the frying pan or the grill?	1.1923	0.04491	78	63	15	0
4699	I swear there's a link here SOMEWHERE.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4700	I'll bet he chickens out.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4701	This reminds me of an old cold case.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
4702	Forget about which came first. The only important thing is whether or not the yolk is woke.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4703	Looks like the committee is recycling that old chestnut - chicken and egg - exam question. So funds are low after all.	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
4704	Can't argue with the science.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4705	Which came first, sir: Boredom or this exhibit?	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
4706	He's figuring out what to have for lunch.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
4707	He's the best of the brightest, and thinks he can solve how to get the chicken into the egg."	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4708	When are we going to tell him we're pulling his chain?	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
4709	the sequencing of this crime is a real puzzler	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
4710	As you can see, the chicken comes before the egg. Although if you speak Hebrew, Arabic or a dozen other languages, the egg comes before the chicken.	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
4711	This science has been settled. It is the chef!	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4712	So which should come first?	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
4713	Please stop asking him questions.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
4714	He still thinks eggs come from rabbits.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
4715	Our lead investigator has yet to cross this road.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
4716	It’s easier than the crossword puzzle.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
4717	But in which trimester does it truly become an omelet?	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4718	Oversight will not be on our end.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4719	They advised we train him all the way back.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4720	He's been brooding over this case for ages.	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4721	We haven't figured out which came first, but we've all been craving chicken omelets.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4722	We are right here, right now and shit's getting real.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4723	We are taking a fresh look at our recent supply chain problems.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4724	Ironically, he cheated by looking it up on Chegg	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4725	His year-end bonus is riding on this.	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4726	To think, the answer was in Grant's tomb the whole time.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4727	When he solves this one we'll put him on "why did the chicken cross the road?"	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4728	Even after spherical analysis, the fundamental foundation of the question was still unresolved.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4729	So, which one started the millennial phenomenon called “brunch” - the chicken or the egg?	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4730	To me it’s a toss up however catch it carefully if you don’t want egg all over your face!	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4731	I can't believe they approved this for his PHD dissertation.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4732	I think you broke Darrell with your riddle. But the egg came first, right?	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4733	Yes, but it's sex education of which the PTA approves	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4734	Like it matters which came first.	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4735	Do you think we've got a live one?	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4736	It’s become even more complicated. Apparently one of them crossed the road and we have no idea why.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4737	It's a root cause analysis of why the chicken crossed the road.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4738	First I will let them decide. Then I will either laugh or just ignore.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4739	What if we go with a duck instead?	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4740	He is trying to solve chicken and the egg puzzle.	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4741	Just one more opportunity for HR to make everybody mad.	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
4742	Do you think we should tell him?	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
4743	He promised the mother he'd solve it. Rookie mistake.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
4744	Chicken or egg? Chicken omlet!	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
4745	Should we invite him to join us for breakfast?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
4746	That's the last time we take him to KFC	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4747	Just give him a minute. He’ll crack this thing wide open.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4748	He's the new covid analyst...good grief!	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
4749	This has gone too far. We need to fire Jim.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4750	Actually, do you want to know what's crazy? He got a grant for this.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4751	Who cares i hate this job	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4752	Everyone tells me they first have an egg for breakfast, and then chicken either for lunch or dinner...so reverse the pics!	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4753	We've solved the age-old riddle once and for all.	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4754	I was supposed to be team leader on this project, but you know Bob, he comes first.	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4755	So... Jack is facing the eternal question, huh?! Fried chicken or eggs for breakfast?	1.1905	0.06343	63	54	6	3
4756	I want to know which came last.	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4757	It's the same old story!	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4758	The other side has the egg first....	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4759	Scrambled or fried?	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4760	Does it really matter anymore?	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4761	I still think we should have shown the egg first	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4762	He can	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4763	Only an egg-head would try to figure that out.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4764	Exciting,isn’t it? It’s the new Facebook algorithm.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4765	That's why we don't let detectives choose the lunch spot.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4766	Which came first, Mark or the posterboard?	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4767	Corporate wants this problem solved by 5 PM Friday.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4768	Our preliminary data showed an incredibly strong correlation between the two states, but we still cant figure out T-Zero."	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4769	No, it's not about which came first, but what's on the other side of the road.	1.1905	0.06734	63	55	4	4
4770	Oeuf nonsense... we have to put a crack in this." "That's precisely why we're here.	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4771	Our analysis shows the egg came first, but that the chicken used a better PR firm.	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4772	We can change our workflows, but it all starts with either the chicken or the egg.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4773	We're having issues with the supply chain.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4774	Can you believe that someone actually still thinks the chicken came first?	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4775	I told him that he can take all the time he wants.	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
4776	It’s hard to determine whose motive initiated the crime.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4777	One of the worse crimes we've ever come across. FBI will head the nationwide hunt. I've alerted Interpol yesterday. Keep me updated on that new lead from last night. Look, if you need any time off or therapy that's not a problem	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
4778	Work always comes first for him.	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
4779	It really is beguilingly self-explanatory.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
4780	He’s supposed to be working on the road crossing conundrum.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
4781	We're about to crack the case.	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
4782	Don’t be fooled. He’s just thinking whether to have chicken wings or an omelette for lunch.	1.1899	0.05719	79	68	7	4
4783	E pluribus ovum	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
4784	I don't know, maybe he'll have the answer.	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
4785	The sperm was a distant third	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
4786	This pervert is trying to put the egg back in the chicken.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4787	The big question was knowing which comes first—marketing or selling tickets. Not saying we got it right.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4788	It’s our latest recruiting test : do they say Hen, Rooster or fowl?	1.1897	0.06716	58	50	5	3
4789	Here it's the chicken, but in Arabic, Hebrew, Pashto, Persian, Urdu, and Sindhi it's the egg.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4790	I'm not sure what came first or second but the frying pan was third!	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4791	Trust me,it's always the chicken.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4792	Even Einstein gave this a go and eventually gave up.	1.1897	0.06716	58	50	5	3
4793	Well, even if we don't crack this case, we'll certainly have the makings of a great TED Talk.	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4794	We've actually proved that Amazon delivered the first chicken and egg.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4795	Carson believes that he may have found the very essence of the Big Bang Theory.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4796	This could take a while.	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4797	That's a duck egg.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4798	Now's not the time to be asking him about that "chicken crossing the road" thing.	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4799	Where is the rooster?	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4800	The whole business is fowl, John, but he won't let it go.	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4801	I don't think it really matters which part of the display you look at first.	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4802	But Dr. Jones, how does the hen fit into the egg?	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4803	We need to rule him out. He's taking it seriously.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4804	I actually miss Karl Rove's white board.	1.1897	0.06716	58	50	5	3
4805	...and once we figure out which one came first we'll know why he crossed the road.	1.1897	0.06716	58	50	5	3
4806	You gave the biologist your book of riddles again, didn't you?	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4807	Steve Karnacki he’s not, even with the glasses.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4808	His research results showed that it was the rooster.	1.1897	0.05193	58	47	11	0
4809	I don’t give a fuck. Do you give a fuck?	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4810	I don’t think his clearance is high enough to crack this one	1.1897	0.05746	58	48	9	1
4811	Now, in the metaverse, both avatars appeared simultaneously	1.1897	0.06250	58	49	7	2
4812	One of the photos is the age progression, but Phil can't decide which came first.	1.1895	0.04310	95	77	16	1
4813	He has identified the mom and child, but no clues on the dad.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4814	I wonder which he drew first, the image or the space around the image?	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4815	He’s going to need a much larger board	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4816	He's pitching a short about evolution.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4817	Should we tell him that the chicken is vegan?	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4818	We're pretty sure neither one can exist.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4819	He's proposing the Big Egg theory.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4820	How did that little chicken lay that huge egg?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4821	You know, Amazon Prime has really complicated things.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4822	Which comes first the scientist or the philosopher?	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4823	He’s a vegetarian, but he wants to eat eggs.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4824	The egg killed the chicken	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4825	We traced this to Facebook which has denied any involvement and asked if we could serve it back to them, "Scrambled".	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4826	Still 50/50?	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4827	Still looking for the smoking cigarette	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4828	They're comments on "crossing the road."	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
4829	Our studies show that neither one came first. Instead,the chicken and the egg met on Facebook.	1.1887	0.06630	53	45	6	2
4830	He's about to put an end to 'which came first?'.	1.1887	0.07156	53	46	4	3
4831	Just wait ‘till we tell him about the female reproductive system.”	1.1887	0.06630	53	45	6	2
4832	We better run this question by legal.	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
4833	Your asking 'What came first, the chicken or the egg...? What the heck, let's let the voters decide!	1.1887	0.05426	53	43	10	0
4834	Should we tell Engineering it’s part of our new lobby pop art installation?	1.1887	0.06058	53	44	8	1
4835	I've got some ideas for the new cover of Layboy.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4836	It appears that a small but courageous female bird laid the first gigantic egg which produced that first really big chicken.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4837	I don't know, but the chicken crossed the road first.	1.1884	0.06288	69	60	5	4
4838	No, still hasn't decided what he wants for lunch.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4839	To be honest, we're just deciding what to serve at the company Christmas party.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4840	He's doing his own research.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4841	Should we hire him? He claims he doesn't know which came first.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
4842	He thinks it's the rooster.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4843	We've decided to go right back to the fundamental question.	1.1884	0.04742	69	56	13	0
4844	This is very complex stuff.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4845	The agriculture lobby has really dictated our research interests this quarter.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4846	But was the bulletin board there first?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4847	Isn't it obvious which of these came first?	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4848	He's been at this for days...	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4849	And that is why the chicken crossed the road.	1.1884	0.04742	69	55	13	0
4850	Fluff up the usual suspects.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
4851	I just don’t understand how chicken eggs are going to boost our sex life.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4852	Soooooo, who’s going to tell him?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4853	How do we tell them farm-to-cork-board just isn’t gonna take off?	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4854	He was the first to arrive.	1.1882	0.05674	85	74	6	5
4855	He says he is on the verge of figuring out an algorithm that will finally answer the question.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4856	It's an unsolved question as old as time.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4857	He says it’s scrambled.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4858	We have pecked at this problem for a long time and are unable to crack the case.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4859	Looks like our forensic expert has figured out whether the chicken or the egg comes first.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4860	I don't know, I got a lot on my plate right now.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4861	I'm afraid to ask why it crossed the road.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4862	OK. But why does he keep mumbling “Conundrum”?	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4863	We call it the Chicken Egg Uncertainty Principal.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4864	The quantum superposition collapsed when someone opened the oven.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
4865	The one result was scrambled so my moneys on the chicken.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4866	There's no trailer that goes with the sub. It's unusual, but a few of these kids find it engaging	1.1875	0.06250	64	55	6	3
4867	Custody battles are the toughest part of the job.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4868	Although the problem is intractable, he said he cracked it.	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
4869	He's working on his paradoxology arguments.	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
4870	If he stares any longer, that damn egg will hatch and then we'll never know!	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4871	So…I think it’s safe to bring back printed menus. Let’s expand it while we’re at it.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4872	I see the logic,but what are their sources?	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
4873	This new breakfast menu board is proving to be very effective with the Conflict Management conference people.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4874	He said the calculations to determine which came first are still not definitive, but he knows for sure he'd rather eat the egg.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4875	'We think he came before each of them'	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4876	The chicken or the egg	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4877	He can’t decide. He is usually the first to come.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4878	He’s trying to come up with a new angle involving more diverse choices.	1.1875	0.06250	64	55	6	3
4879	We haven’t cracked this one yet	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4880	Why are we trying to figure this out when they’re just going to cross the road anyway?	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
4881	can you just tell him lunch is in 15 minutes	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
4882	It's not actually a question of which came first, but rather a question of which one will come last.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
4883	This board seems both well organized yet scrambled, but I am not sure which came first.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4884	We are certain what caused it but she claimed executive privilege and the investigation stalled	1.1875	0.06425	48	40	7	1
4885	Our working thesis is the chicken crossed the road to get to the egg.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4886	He’s getting close. He’s down to the two main variables.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4887	We're gonna need to yoke him if we want to crack this thing.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4888	Yes,we have issued the amber alert	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4889	He's already solved "Who's On First?" and "If A Tree Falls In The Forest?".	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4890	The metrics obfuscates my data.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4891	The concern is, when will the "which came first" funding end	1.1867	0.04530	75	60	14	0
4892	welcome to the Conundrum society	1.1867	0.04530	75	61	14	0
4893	He says he still can't figure out which came first. He suggests we rebrand instead	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4894	If Sam doesn't stop obsessing over which came first, HE is going to crack!	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4895	Once we crack this, we can move on to why it actually crossed the road.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4896	Philosophy intrigues him…	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4897	Your fine arts degree does not equip you with the knowledge to resolve an age-old causality dilemma.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4898	It's sad to see an out of towner succumb to a shell game.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4899	So in another 20 years of global warming, chickens will be bigger than we are.	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
4900	In this woke world..Do we dare ask?	1.1864	0.06609	59	51	5	3
4901	Come on; let's go. He will never figure that out.	1.1864	0.06609	59	51	5	3
4902	Leadership wants to know why you haven’t just cracked the case wide open.	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4903	This is why he can't get chicks.	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
4904	We're missing a key piece of evidence. Where's the rooster?	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4905	I don’t disagree, but I’m going to wait until I see the actual documentary.	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4906	So if the egg comes first, basically, we can't call it free range.	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
4907	The chicken was invested, but the egg was committed.	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4908	He's been at it forever, and I keep telling him: No one cares!	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
4909	Don’t get your hopes up. I don’t think he’s 100% sure where he came from”	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
4910	At last we'll get the answer!	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4911	'It turns out our research created more questions than answers."	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4912	Don't worry, this is the guy who figured out that a tree falling in a forest with nobody around sounds like "Mr Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra. I think he's got this.	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4913	If he gets this, we’ll put him to work on the chicken crossing the road problem.	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
4914	Derek has a degree in philosophy? Enough said.	1.1864	0.05657	59	49	9	1
4915	Thoughts shared are better realized.	1.1860	0.04221	86	70	16	0
4916	I have a feeling this guy might have some intel that we’ve been looking for.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4917	He keeps mumbling, "Nobody cares about the order. Just fry them both".	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4918	And he hasn’t even gotten to the “cross the road” part of the case yet.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4919	He's intent on catching the Riddler...	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4920	Well, you know, all the stuff you've ever heard on this subject is so amateurish, we thought it time to try the experts on everything: the trolls.	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
4921	So what’s this all about?	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
4922	It's his new research paper, Which Came First?	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4923	This project comes first.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4924	I think his results and conclusions are backwards.	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
4925	It's not what you think. He's just trying to figure out what to have for lunch.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4926	H.R. has finally come up with a test to identify decisive managers.	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
4927	Nobody was doing the research, but if I can get funding, maybe we’ll finally get the answer.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4928	The boss says the chicken came first, so that's what we're going with.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4929	He said that this problem occurred to him right after he figured out why it was crossing the road.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4930	They actually take turns contemplating the unknowables	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4931	He's been staring for the last hour.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4932	We’ve got to get Anderson off the Special Projects team.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4933	I don’t get what the big deal is. Let’s eat both and call it a day.	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
4934	Why complicate it? A chicken is just one egg's way of making another egg . . . Egg first.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4935	After he solves that mystery, ask him to find out why it crossed the road.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4936	The custodian just solved the equation. How you like them apples.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4937	Ever since we asked him to order a cake for the team last Monday, Steve has been mumbling about Big Dessert and just doing his own research	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4938	We’ve made a breakthrough. We need to be looking for a chicken liver omelette with fava beans and a nice Chianti.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4939	I think we should look at this another way. What came first the egg or the chicken. Does that help you solve the problem?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
4940	He says he has to figure out which comes first for dinner.	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
4941	Figuring out which came first won't save his marriage.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
4942	So tell me, which did come first?	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
4943	He's been working on this for three days... how do we tell him it's the egg?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
4944	I can't believe it...the chicken is the egg!	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4945	My next research project: 'Why the Chicken Crossed the Road'.	1.1852	0.06515	54	46	6	2
4946	No, he's just figuring out what to have for lunch.	1.1852	0.05955	54	45	8	1
4947	He’s still struggling with the proportional relationship. The timing conundrum to follow.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4948	The egg was born first from a creature very similar to a hen, but which was not yet a hen	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
4949	Poor sap still has four rounds of interviews after this.	1.1852	0.05336	54	44	10	0
4950	Well, its obvious to me!	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4951	We ponder what came first but for sustainability ya need at least one rooster!	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
4952	Perp has a poultry alibi.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4953	He already took pictures and talked about it to his Mom on the phone. What’s next, a TikTok dance in front of it?	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4954	Goodwill Hunting 2: Goodwill Farming	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4955	This egocentric thinks HE came first.	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
4956	We've distilled the criteria to 37 fundamental variables within the chicken/egg dynamic of deliverables. Time for a coffee break.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4957	He's almost solved the mystery of breading.	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
4958	What if we let him turn it over?	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4959	He's looking for a way to develop faster than light drive (FTL).	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4960	Did they screen for egg head bias?	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4961	Three people in a room. Only one of them has IBS.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4962	This week on CSI: Farmlands -Chicken or Egg?	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4963	If he says, “bEGGing the question” one more time…	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4964	I recommend an extra hour for the academic types. Brings them into line with the other interns.	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
4965	Tough case. Both suspects are highly plausible.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4966	If we can crack this case it will bring us right to the big bucks.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4967	and THIS is the method we're employing? Geez, I should never miss another meeting.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4968	It’s part of the new required testing for pre-employment!	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4969	He's looking at that thing we made.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4970	He's asking if the egg was hard-boiled.	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
4971	He's still looking for the missing wing.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4972	I'm still working on the crossing the road question.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4973	I already know which came first!!	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
4974	We like to keep them guessing	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4975	If he can figure this out, we’re hoping he can determine if eggs are good for you or not.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4976	This is how we keep the boomers busy at a tech startup.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4977	Well, what did come first?	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4978	Cash or credit?	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4979	He's egging on the chicken again.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4980	He was a natural for this project; he successfully tackled "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and wrote "Humpty Dumpty: Real or Legend."	1.1842	0.04476	76	61	14	0
4981	But then the research results necessitated a reformulation of my hypothesis.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4982	We're saving the road crossing for Q2.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4983	He’s a brilliant techie who’ wastes company time on the unsolvable	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4984	Can you get an evolutionary biologist up here immediately? His wife called and he hasn't been home or answered his phone for six days.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4985	He says we are asking the wrong question, we should be asking “what came last”?	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4986	He's narrowed it down to fried chicken or egg sandwich for lunch	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4987	His Nest stopped working so he's trying to figure it out.	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4988	He's trying to figure out whether the chicken laid the egg.	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4989	He's just been standing there waiting for something to happen.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4990	Shouldn't we be getting back to the kegger?	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4991	Never mind which is first; the real point is that it's the hen- a female-that finally pecked its way to the top!	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4992	I'm sorry, but we can't give Chris a participation award for they science project until they include a trigger warning for other students who find paradoxes intolerable.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
4993	The problem is that that is a rooster.	1.1837	0.05589	49	40	9	0
4994	We’ve learned the yolks on us after all.	1.1833	0.06506	60	52	5	3
4995	He says he is not leaving until he figures out which came first!	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
4996	How did we get in such a lame cartoon?	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
4997	OK I give up.... why did the chicken cross the road?	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
4998	Cracking this enigma will help us to know why exactly it crossed the road.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
4999	Who knew this would add a third term to the question. It's now 'Which came first, the chicken, the egg or the idiot?'	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
5000	If he can figure this out...then ask him why did it cross the road?	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
5001	I'm confused. Which is the event, and which is the outcome?	1.1833	0.06506	60	52	5	3
5002	What are you doing for lunch?	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
5003	He's confused about "orgasm."	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
5004	Do we tell him about dinosaur eggs, or let him keep guessing?	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
5005	Well, this settles it. It's obviously the chicken.	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
5006	I thought we could use some outside help on this one!	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
5007	We're currently pursuing a theory that they evolved into being independently of each other.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
5008	He's been there for an hour. Should I tell him we spend a whole day of training on it and got nowhere?	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
5009	As it turns out, the more appropriate question is "Which came first, the chicken or Kevin Bacon?"	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
5010	So far, we know two things for sure. One, there is definitely a connection and Tow, the pictures are not to scale	1.1833	0.06506	60	52	5	3
5011	He's pretty sure he's going with 'the chicken is the influencer and the egg is the follower.'	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
5012	Even Steve Kornacki can’t Predict this one	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
5013	I already told him the answer, he's just hungry.	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
5014	Looks like Brad is getting back to basics.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
5015	We face a chicken or egg situation, but it should be clear that we are actually in dispute.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
5016	He's our best man. If anyone can solve it, he can.	1.1833	0.05038	60	49	11	0
5017	A lot of work just to figure out where to get breakfast.	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
5018	since we are trying to avoid today's problems, we return to good old debates we are familiar with, that bring us comfort.	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
5019	. "Which frame first, the chicken or the egg?"	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
5020	Let's just say chicken and be done with this.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
5021	Enough! Anything but that for dinner, honey.	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
5022	So, the perpetrator is moving at a sequence of...do we...??	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
5023	Wanna go on a date Jane? Dick has me tied up in meetings with the client.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
5024	Whatever he offers, take it!	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
5025	I say the dinosaurs came first.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
5026	Reading left to right the chicken came first.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
5027	If he can figure out whether the chicken or the egg came first, then there is hope for our planet.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
5028	Yes, I understand the hesitancy to trust new technology. But McGill's aging simulation software is all we have to crack this case.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
5029	He's been staring at it for three days now.Clearly, his brain is fried.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
5030	We'll need another lineup. He keeps going back and forth between suspects.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
5031	my next paper-the chicken comes first	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
5032	We could just keep it to ourselves.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
5033	By eliminating God, that leaves us with these two options.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
5034	We’re going to have to bury this before the truth gets out.	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
5035	Look, if you want to be the next Rauschenberg, you're going to have to lose the easel.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
5036	Nobody can decide if my talk should go before yours or vice versa.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
5037	I haven’t the heart to tell him he’s been made redundant !	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
5038	Oh my god I want a fucking chicken egg uh yah like a big ass fuckin quiche or frittata or a chicken Caesar salad yesss mm chikky egg	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
5039	New Yorker cartoon captions shouldn't take this many charts.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
5040	Marshall McLuhan knew.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
5041	The Chicken, being female, should come first. Like that's going to happen!	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
5042	He wants to know how the Chicken laid an egg that large.	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
5043	You would think he could remember to put the seat down…	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
5044	He says he a post-modernist, and it doesn't matter which came first. Should I disqualify him or give him the prize?	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
5045	He can't believe the chicken came before the egg!	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
5046	Until we figure out the sequence of events, we can't begin to answer the question about her motivation for crossing the road.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5047	He is wondering how he gets included to make the most memorable historical threesome in comic history!	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5048	Hey, it's a tough code to crack.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
5049	Perhaps there is a good reason that the rooster is always left out of the discussion?	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
5050	I knew it was a bad idea to have poster sessions at a philosophy conference.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5051	I hate when it’s his turn to pick the lunch spot	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5052	It's the dreaded recycle circle all over again sir.	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
5053	Be careful, he's in a fowl mood	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5054	Yeah, which came first? We’re still trying to come up with the answer. What do you think?	1.1818	0.04424	77	63	14	0
5055	He'll never come up with' choose your own' five top pizza.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5056	Actually, we’ve determined that breakfast came first.	1.1818	0.06404	55	47	6	2
5057	As it's an interstate mystery, we called in the FBI.	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
5058	Can AI help us interpret Rorschach responses?	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
5059	On the other hand, it's very well researched.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
5060	We’re trying to decide which is our person of interest.	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
5061	Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principal says we cannot know both that they exist in space-time and which came first.	1.1818	0.05766	77	67	6	4
5062	He clucks like this every time he’s close to a breakthrough.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
5063	He'll never reach a conclusion with just anecdotal evidence.	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
5064	We also have a "Time is Money" proof, a diagram showing angels on the head of a pin, and three vintage "you are here" signs.	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
5065	It's early, but he's thinking there might be a bi-directional connection	1.1818	0.05766	77	67	6	4
5066	He's been with the company forever	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5067	In the past 100 years, no one has gotten the correct answer to this dilemma.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
5068	Occupy our over-analyst. Check. Now, let's get this project going.	1.1818	0.06404	55	47	6	2
5069	He hatched some story about them arriving at the scene simultaneously. Said they'd been cooped up together all day.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
5070	If we can determine who was first at the scene, perhaps we can establish the jaywalker's motive.	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
5071	That stumps them all, until they figure out which notes came first.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5072	He wants to know if he can have an extension for the term paper.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5073	DNA matched: Chicken is the father of this Duck Egg. Both of them must be drunk that night.	1.1818	0.06404	55	47	6	2
5074	He's been standing there a while. Maybe he's dyslexic.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5075	We’re sure Bill Gates figures into this somewhere.	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
5076	He’s been working on that food poisoning case for weeks.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
5077	He's confident he'll get the answer by using techniques he's learned from BBC police dramas.	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
5078	...and when he turns his head around, they start dancing and popping in and out all over the place.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5079	Our ad campaign appeals to both demographics.	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
5080	I think we went back to the drawing board one too many times.	1.1818	0.05249	55	45	10	0
5081	Never inviting him to the museum again	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5082	We are conducting data analysis to finding an answer for a long-standing question.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5083	It's the Eternal Question...	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
5084	We scheduling congressional hearings. We should have this decided by Thanksgiving.	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
5085	It’s a Fowl thing !	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5086	Which picture was taken first?	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
5087	Q-Anon needed a new project I guess…	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
5088	He's been standing there since he was 12 years old.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
5089	all our candidates we interview are asked to solve this puzzle	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
5090	Just looking at it is for free. Vegans are allowed to touch.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
5091	I don’t think that this is necessary for a better omelette recipe… but let Kevin have it	1.1818	0.05855	55	46	8	1
5092	I think he's cought on to the egglorythem....	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
5093	no, trust me, he's gonna find a way to turn this into a political discussion	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
5094	Hey, Scully, wanna have seggz?	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5095	As you can see, this diagram clearly proves the egg came first.	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
5096	Do you think these election maps look good?	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5097	For Christ’s sake, why are we limiting ourselves to just the chicken and the egg to solve this mystery?	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
5098	It's a Lemons-Lemonade situation.	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
5099	I hope he cracks it soon I'm starving.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
5100	Between us, I don't think Ralph is the hard-boiled detective he makes himself out to be.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
5101	Once he figures this one out he's going to tackle the "birds and bees."	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
5102	Oh, it’s always him.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
5103	Mr. Abbott Costello is still stuck on "Who's on first?"	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
5104	If we can prove that the egg came before the chicken, we may be able to bamboozle potential clientele out of considering the ethics of our production facilities.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
5105	Forensic report just arrived. It was the dinosaur.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
5106	He said it's harder than the math problems in "Good Will Hunting."	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
5107	Grab the frying pan--he's about to crack this cold case.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
5108	He's been on the case for 3 years now, Sarge. Can I tell just tell him it was THE EGG FOR GOD'S SAKE. EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS THE EGG!	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
5109	Still trying to find his cock?	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
5110	There appears to be some connection there, but right now, he’s just a person of interest.	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5111	I think it's time to refer to Wallstreetbets on this one.	1.1803	0.06405	61	53	5	3
5112	New staffing prerequisite. If he can figure this out, he’s hired.	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
5113	They finally asked a farmer for his insight.	1.1803	0.06405	61	53	5	3
5114	There’s a SPAC in there somewhere.	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5115	I think this ancestral research isn’t cracked up to what it’s meant to be.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
5116	We are working on a new design - right now our “ you are here” sign is confusing for “not chicken nor egg” folks	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
5117	The egg and chicken are both societal constructs, you see.	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
5118	The chicken or the egg, who was first?	1.1803	0.06405	61	53	5	3
5119	No one's ever cracked it.	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5120	I think we've finally figured out the supply chain problems.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
5121	Truthor Consequences	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
5122	You know how literal he is. . . .	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
5123	To get on the other side!	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5124	We're part of the new unsolved cases program.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
5125	If they think the joke is an assignment,then hire ‘em. Boss wants creative types.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
5126	We hope to solve it with our two million "Big Data" grant.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
5127	I think he almost has it.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
5128	Sooo…when are we going to tell him?	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5129	Well, as you may imagine, the rooster has left the building.	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
5130	We checked. The fox has an alibi.	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5131	I'm not sure we should interrupt him . He might see we really don't do any work .	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5132	If he solves this, put him to work on the Meatless Burger Paradox.	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
5133	He has a good theory of which came first, but he needs more money for research.	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5134	The answer isn't in Machine Learning	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5135	.What’s the motive?	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
5136	Ok - now hand him the fox photo and tell him we’re starting a podcast “Only Murders In The Henhouse”	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5137	I added a recipe for beef stroganoff and a post-it that says “alimony?” to the board…he’ll be here for weeks	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
5138	I’d like to get my hands on that omelet, the son-of-a-bitch”	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
5139	I’ll let you know in the morning but I’m guessing he’ll come first.	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
5140	Look at the data. Eggs for breakfast, chicken for dinner. Gotta go with the egg.	1.1800	0.05488	50	41	9	0
5141	Why does HE always get the easy cases?	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
5142	The egg doesn’t count unless it’s organic.	1.1800	0.06188	50	42	7	1
5143	Ahem	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
5144	Dan couldn’t decide what meal to pick for the wedding.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
5145	He insisted on being told the exact size of the chicken and egg, before answering any additional questions.	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
5146	Definitely, the egg came first	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
5147	If he can solve this, he feels either the Unified Field Theory or Breakfast at McDonald's will be within reach.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5148	He has a habit of being indecisive. Do you think we should let him go?	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5149	He’ll never be able to solve that problem, poor guy.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5150	We don’t know which one moved on first	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5151	Forensics can't determine whether the egg cracked because the chicken came out of it or the chicken murdered it.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5152	Does he realize this is just a message board?	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5153	It's titled 'Ambiguous Ontogenic Parameters Underlying the Life Cycle of Gallus domesticus' -- I'd love to nominate it for this year's Ig Nobel Prize, but that might egg him on."	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5154	Maybe I watch too many crime shows, but I'm beginning to think that somehow these two are connected.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5155	Yes, it has never been definitively solved.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5156	...thinks he's getting close to an answer, this old French guy appears from nowhere. What does 'cogito, ergo sum' mean, anyway?	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5157	Even Geniuses Einstein, Curie and Hawking can't crack it- It was the 'Hen' or the 'Egg' that came first?	1.1791	0.04720	67	55	12	0
5158	They are both chickens.. do you think he will catch on?	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5159	Do you not see the implicit bias?	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5160	You won't believe which one cracked first.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5161	Where did he get that bulletin board from ? We never gave him one.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5162	And don't you dare mention to him anything about the ickenchay crossing the road!	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5163	I don't think using a rooster is going help us solve this age old riddle	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5164	I bet we'd get more for it if we switched them around.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5165	What came first, the OCD or the paranoia?	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5166	Unless we bring in Sherlock Holmes, we'll never solve this mystery.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5167	He can prove that the egg came before the chicken.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5168	They're posting remedial education for the whole generation, last week it was the U.S. Constitution.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5169	We’re still shell shocked about it.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5170	‘Filibuster Futility’	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5171	He's in charge of our dead-end division.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
5172	We've been called to testify before Congress on the existence of bias in our algorithms.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5173	The evidence looks pretty poultry	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5174	He can't decide who he identifies as.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
5175	If you think he’s scrambling now just wait till we run the paternity test.	1.1791	0.04720	67	55	12	0
5176	Tim is really taking it down to the basics to try to solve and impossible problem—finding a restaurant that makes the whole group happy.	1.1791	0.04720	67	55	12	0
5177	He just can’t work out why he’s third to the egg and the bird	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5178	He's been watching too many police procedurals.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5179	It's research like this that literally screams for a Nobel Prize!	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
5180	It's pretty clear the chicken and the egg evolved together, but we'll need another narrative if it's going to sell.	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
5181	He ,s really hung up on that maybe its a fetish!!!	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5182	Harold feels if he stares at it long enough, he will find the answer to which comes first the chicken or the egg?	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5183	If he says the chicken came first he gets the job	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
5184	He is flow-charting which came first.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5185	The chicken could never lay an egg that size, therefore, Egg came first.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5186	It’s the old chicken or the egg controversy. We give it to new recruits to see if they can think outside the box.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5187	Gotta be honest, this is the weirdest manhunt I've ever been a part of.	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
5188	Eggceptional	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5189	Actually, it’s just the opposite. Given where our world is headed , he’s worried which will go first.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5190	Well, in the realm of quantum physics, I think they both did.	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
5191	We don’t know which came first, but the evidence point to the chicken crossing the road.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5192	He's been working on this for years.	1.1786	0.05164	56	46	10	0
5193	I think Fred’s taken this origin story a bit too far.	1.1786	0.06297	56	48	6	2
5194	It's called "Cluckstaposition."	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
5195	He is probably too theoretical to get it.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
5196	He's trying to decide whether to have an egg salad sandwich or a chicken salad sandwich for lunch.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
5197	I hate to put a damper on this investigation, but there are some pretty strong factions who are supporting the idea that chickens do not come from eggs...	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
5198	The evidence is still not adding up... My bet's on the chicken.	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
5199	We're about to crack this one, we've had a major breakthrough. But it must be handled very delicately.	1.1781	0.05634	73	63	7	3
5200	Our final round of the interview process still hasn't produced any promising candidates.	1.1781	0.05962	73	64	5	4
5201	The Poultry Council hired us to work on their new ad campaign.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
5202	I've been here since noon, you can tell him about them crossing the road.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
5203	We got him a cork board, and one thing led to another.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
5204	I still don't know....im going to have to do my own research	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
5205	Tom’s obsession with True Crime has gone a little too far.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
5206	Now I understand C.R.T.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
5207	I'm sure the Internet will accept our theory without the need to do Its own research.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5208	All we can say for sure is that there was a rooster involved at some point.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5209	Looks like we have a classic Catch-22 situation.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5210	He’s not making progress. I suggest he sits on it for a while.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5211	This place makes the best scrambled eggs!	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5212	Eggcellent work.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5213	Mervin, over there, won a big time scholarship to MIT by correctly deducing, with proof, The chicken came first.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5214	Grampa Cleghorn died crossing the road.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5215	I don't know about you, but I could go for a chicken omelette right about now.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5216	Which came first, Jimmy or the bulletin board?"	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5217	We need to talk to the rooster.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
5218	Farmer Brown has a solid alibi, so we’re down to these 2 suspects.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
5219	I thought I told you no more eggheads,we need an unbiased assessment.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5220	We'll need some hard-boiled dectective work to crack this case.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5221	Remember the WarGames? * He just bought a house in Walla Walla.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5222	This will help build confidence for our students who lack sequencing skills.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5223	He keeps insisting that, for maximum efficiency, the egg should be larger than the chicken.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5224	We're very confident. This is also how he solved the Gotham Park Strangler murders.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5225	We believe it was a Rooster that crossed the road.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5226	Do we know who was on the scene first?	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
5227	We’ve got our best agents on it, but we just can’t seem to crack this one.	1.1774	0.06308	62	54	5	3
5228	I'm telling you, I have a theory what came first but he won't like it!	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5229	I told him the answer was a “lay” up.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
5230	Personally,I think his project is a waste of time.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
5231	We can put this case to bed once we determine why he crossed the road	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
5232	He’s still not sure.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
5233	What zero pussy does to a mf	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
5234	I know I'm in the minority here, but to me, the blackboard came first.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
5235	Yeah, this one will be a long time!	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
5236	Reverse engineering didn't work, so we're thinking alphabetical order.	1.1765	0.06690	51	44	5	2
5237	Even a beautiful mind like his can’t figure this out	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
5238	He insists the chicken came first.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
5239	But where's my dad?	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
5240	Man, I had no idea they were related.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
5241	And you thought the drive-through was slow?	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
5242	Kornacki says it	1.1765	0.04159	85	70	15	0
5243	The next session deals with crossing the road.	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
5244	We just picked up a chicken trying to cross the road. She's in the interrogation room now. See if she'll crack open and tell us what she knows.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
5245	Looks like more votes for the chicken!	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
5246	Jerome here is thinking Nobel.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
5247	I never knew eggs could smoke.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
5248	If you embrace Darwin's Evolution Theory, a bird laid an mutant egg that hatched into the first chicken.	1.1765	0.06075	51	43	7	1
5249	The case went cold after Mr. Sunnyside was acquitted.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
5250	Stop egging him on. He’s too chicken to solve it.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
5251	If he solves this, he could win the Nobawk Prize!	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
5252	The origin story is not as riviting as Karl thought.	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
5253	This is so meta, I HATE it	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
5254	Call Boggis, Bunce and Bean. Tell them the Fox is back.	1.1765	0.05391	51	42	9	0
5255	He dreams of becoming the best conspiracy theorist ever!	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
5256	I was thinking fried chicken for lunch...Or maybe an omelet.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
5257	We got DNA of an old hit. Suspect on the left had a 4 am Disturbing the Peace violation in '07.	1.1757	0.04454	74	61	13	0
5258	We brought in an egghead to see if he had any ideas.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
5259	I think he deserves at least a standing ovulation."	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
5260	He claims there’s been a break in the case and he knows which came first.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
5261	Well, it's now part of the curriculum, but only in Texas and Tennessee	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
5262	Nature also abhors a copyright.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
5263	Congressional	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
5264	Look Beth, I want answers as much as anyone but is there any question that funding comes first?	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
5265	Give him a few more hours. This is the guy who cracked why the chicken crossed the road.	1.1757	0.05886	74	65	5	4
5266	It doesn't answer the question, but it provokes meaningful discussion.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
5267	The USDA ordered an ontological review of our poultry products.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
5268	Ultimately, at the end of the day, yeah, we still have no idea.	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
5269	Our two suspects are a chicken and an egg, it had to be one of them, there was no one else at the scene.	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
5270	Oh, by the way, did I tell you this guy is dyslexic?	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
5271	At least he's stopped crowing.	1.1754	0.06681	57	50	4	3
5272	He's studying to become a farmercologist.	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
5273	''The one my wife puts in front of me at meal time!''	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
5274	Let nature take its course.	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
5275	. . .and which comes first,the fresh chino's or the shower?	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
5276	Supply chain conundrum	1.1754	0.06194	57	49	6	2
5277	Chicken v. egg: tautology or iteratively resolvable?	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
5278	You should see him trying to choose something off of a restaurant menu.	1.1754	0.05083	57	47	10	0
5279	This case has been cold for years	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
5280	He's trying to solve the critical question of our day: What's for lunch?	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
5281	It was easy to understand the theoretical question, and we made good progress towards defining the technical answer until our funding ran out.....	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
5282	Most of them have been saying that relativity invalidates the whole notion of one thing happening before another.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5283	If he makes that joke again I'm calling H.R.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5284	This never going to go away, is it?	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5285	It’s a tough case. What went missing first, the chicken or the egg?	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5286	I thought you said reducing the menu to only two items would make things easier.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5287	He's working on how the chicken fits into an egg.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5288	He claims this is really the last time he’ll try to solve this cold case….We’ve heard that before.	1.1746	0.05326	63	52	9	1
5289	He has started to call the chicken, Mummy.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5290	So there you have it! Ronnie comes before both the chicken and the egg.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5291	But the homeless want us to spend billions to determine which came first.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5292	Anti-vax proponents review talking points for upcoming news release announcing that "Big Pharma created covid-19 vaccine in 2018 at request of US Govt"	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
5293	Jim's been staring at that board for a long time. Do you think he's cracked it?	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5294	This should keep Mr. Goody-two shoes busy for a few weeks. Let’s go raid the evidence room.	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
5295	Nope. I was here first.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5296	He’s contemplating the tough question, all right. He can’t decide on KFC or egg salad for lunch.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5297	That ought to keep that idiot busy for hours. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check my Facebook.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5298	We're hoping the egg will roll on the hen.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5299	Well, that resolved nothing!	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5300	Mike, here, is the Head of Comporate Accountability.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5301	Have we tried augmented reality on this one ?	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5302	We are on the DNA report.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5303	He knows what question to ask. That’s why he’s the boss.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5304	It's "The artist formerly known as Egg", please.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5305	Mark’s in intelligence, he always diagrams his lunch options.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5306	The problem is in the male gaze, and the question itself. The true answer is, and always has been: the Rooster came first.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5307	I think he needs a consultant.	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5308	Everyone asks the same question and thinks they're hilariously original	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
5309	These middle school science fairs are getting very philosophical	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
5310	What's up with him?! Colonel Sanders took less time putting the puzzle pieces together!	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5311	I do not see any family resemblance whatsoever	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
5312	Didn’t we see this at the Biennale last year…	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
5313	Jerry stared for hours…then it all clicked. Came into focus. “My god,” he muttered. It was the damned cloaca. “Guys,” he called to the others. “Guess what?”	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
5314	Breakfast gets more complicated by the day.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5315	And sometimes not at all,” he whispered to himself with a smirk.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5316	I guess you're right. The chicken does come before the egg.	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
5317	Right! You be the judge!	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
5318	I don't know which came first, but I sure am hungry.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5319	Why did you place the chicken in the first position?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5320	I thought I’d keep him busy til we come back from lunch.	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
5321	The annotations came first.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5322	Poor Bill. He keeps waiting for the chicken to unmute	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5323	The New Yorker embraced negative short stories, negative comics, when will it end?	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
5324	I know the investors are getting anxious but I assure you we are on the verge of a groundbreaking discovery.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5325	if...t.hen...	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5326	Can we agree that they both arrived?	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5327	Yeah, well I "see" corporate chickening out on maternal leave again.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5328	The egg came first.	1.1739	0.06449	46	39	6	1
5329	I’ve always wanted a Polaris.	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
5330	Do you think that really matters? I"ll bet you five dollars it was the egg.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5331	All the other job candidates balked at this question.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5332	If he cracks the code we could end this Chicken Sandwich War tonight.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5333	Quick, get an election set up! Steve Kornacki is going to lose his mind without some juice!	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5334	Science has an answer, but people nevertheless seem to enjoy the debate.	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
5335	I'm afraid that his thinking is scrambled.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5336	It’s a pterodactyl egg, why haven’t we fired this guy?!	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5337	While working from home, Sherm created a new org chart.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5338	I think he's focusing too much on the chicken...and I'm afraid to tell him he's got it all wrong.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5339	I think we are asking the wrong questions....	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5340	Do you know if turkey's lay eggs too?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5341	We’ve already determined which came first, and why it crossed the road. Now we’re working on the exact amount of milk to add for perfect scrambled eggs.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5342	He needs to know if the chicken is organic-fed and free-range before making a conclusion.	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
5343	It’s a draw.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5344	There's something wrong. Chickens don't lay eggs in this dystopia.	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
5345	We don’t know which was fried to death first, but we do know it’s not the work of a cereal killer	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
5346	Ask me 'which came first' one more time, and you're fired.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5347	He's stumped on who comes first in the organizational chart.	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
5348	This formula does finally explain which came first but it fails to explain why the chicken crossed the road	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5349	The frying pan came first.	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
5350	His mother told him he’s brilliant.	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
5351	Just because I’m a woman, they stick me on the egg projects.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
5352	He's been like this since breakfast.	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
5353	we’re positive that one of them did it.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
5354	He wants to reverse the order.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
5355	He said you asked him to find an 'egg spurt' witness	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
5356	Right now we are trying to decide on breakfast or lunch.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
5357	His approach is very original.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
5358	He wants to call it "Manifest" and pitch it to Netflix.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
5359	He's looking for a new angle on the egg.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
5360	He’s the agency’s best chicken psychologist. We’ll know before long why they keep crossing the road.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
5361	Who the cluck cares anymore	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
5362	How much for Red October?	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
5363	My experiments basically showed that the chicken came first--or perhaps the egg.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
5364	He's working on developing new roll proof packaging at the source.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
5365	I do not think he is going back far enough to what came first.	1.1731	0.05967	52	44	7	1
5366	And to think I had chicken and egg on my salad today.	1.1731	0.05297	52	43	9	0
5367	He says he’s a strategist but I’m not buying it.	1.1731	0.06569	52	45	5	2
5368	We are in your side but don’t count on us agreeing with your ‘cat in a box’ correlation.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
5369	I, for one, have reached a conclusion - don't know, don't care.	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
5370	Yes, but are we sure about why it crossed the road?	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5371	Johnson determined where the chicken came from, sir. It's just a matter of time before we figure out the egg.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5372	The last guy stood there for 23 days	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
5373	Feels like overkill. We’re just choosing pizza toppings.	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
5374	This should keep him busy while we make matzo balls.	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
5375	He is insisting that the egg came before the chicken and he won’t leave until we redo the display.	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
5376	The display is fine, but I'm not sure it settles the question.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5377	Yeah, yeah, I know, but you have to tell Carl.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5378	Is this the new org chart?	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
5379	Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The egg which was laid by a bird that was one genetic mutation away from being a chicken.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5380	Actually, its fertilized in the cloaca	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
5381	Yes, I know the question but then why does ham come before eggs?	1.1724	0.05003	58	48	10	0
5382	The fox takes the rooster reports the farmer in the dell.	1.1724	0.06571	58	51	4	3
5383	He decided to re-open the case.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5384	No, I wasn't talking about the chicken or the egg. I was talking about me or my husband.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5385	Operation ‘Goo goo g'joob’ is still nowhere near a breakthrough I’m afraid.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5386	I don't think we will get the board, anytime soon	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
5387	He's been staring at the work since 9am.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
5388	Obviously he's been cooped up too long.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5389	Myron prefers to view every puzzle as a murder mystery.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5390	We've sent a search team to The Road.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
5391	Again... A new hypothesis about which came first.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5392	I don't think this new procedural drama is going to fly.	1.1719	0.06122	64	56	5	3
5393	There are compelling arguments for either...	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
5394	Good grief! I don't think we can establish this timeline beyond a reasonable doubt!	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5395	Who is the victim here?	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
5396	After this, he is going to work on the Crossing the Road problem.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
5397	Of all our visitors he was the first.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
5398	Preliminary analysis suggests that which came first is a really stupid question.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5399	The script started out simple enough.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
5400	Pandemic-era virtual classes came first, abysmal science projects, second.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5401	we think we finally found his motive	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5402	He calls it Causality Brunch.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5403	I still say the egg came first.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5404	If anyone can crack it, it’s Bert. He solved the second sock mystery.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5405	We are beginning to think that the answer might in fact be rooster.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
5406	Hard case to crack, it boils down to who’s gonna chicken out first.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
5407	We’re starting a PhD program.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
5408	I told you the FBI’s entrance exam was too tough.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
5409	Remember Darwin?	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
5410	I feel like we finally cracked the chicken crossing the road case, and now this!	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
5411	We still don’t know which came first, but we have determined why it crossed the road.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5412	Think of it as a baseball question, Who’s on First?	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5413	The solution came to him in a flash, but no one else can understand it.	1.1714	0.05745	70	61	6	3
5414	He's waiting for the shipment from Amazon but they're on back-order.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5415	He’s deciding whether to have Coq du Vin or an omelette for dinner.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
5416	This is not a vegan problem."	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
5417	Which will it be, free breakfasts or free lunches?	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
5418	Do they first inject Covid-19 into the chicken or the egg?	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5419	He's been standing there for a week	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5420	If I'd know this is what your brother would do, I would've told you to leave him at home.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5421	Well, one place it didn't come from is analysis paralysis.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
5422	By the time we order breakfast, it'll be time for lunch.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5423	It's nice to get the team thinking but he's been standing there for 8 hours.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5424	Intersting,but we need to see more data.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5425	Our big breakthrough came when we decided to focus on a strictly alphabetical methodology.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5426	Apparently, the chicken came from Mars...	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5427	With Covid under control, we may need to upgrade our associate training program.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5428	Philosophical question? No, he's deciding what to get for breakfast.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
5429	grad school is becoming a joke” l d soderlind minneapolis mn.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5430	Wasn't the mandate to find the origin of the virus?	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
5431	Most bets are on the chicken, but I've a persistent suspicion regarding the egg	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5432	The worst part is he thinks he’s trying to figure out a Rube Goldberg thing.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
5433	Round and around and around we go….	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
5434	Do you want to tell him,or should I? He’s putting the chicken before the egg.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
5435	"Speaking for product development, we don't care which came first as long as it's ready for beta testing	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
5436	This just keeps the busy-bodies busy; the real casework is on the other side.	1.1711	0.04348	76	63	13	0
5437	All of the clues to this egg-sistential question always lead us back to the beginning.	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
5438	The catered lunch choices at the office are raising a lot of issues for vegetarians	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
5439	He's Ivy league. He'll be here all day....	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
5440	It’s easier if I just keep him busy.	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
5441	Yeah, I came in second last year.	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
5442	It's Professor Frod's bulletin board. She has dozens of psychology lectures based on that theme.	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
5443	He just keeps repeating...omelet...omelet.	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
5444	Our current theory is that the egg came first, but that’s only if the chicken’s alibi checks out.	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
5445	I think he has finally lost it.	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
5446	He's an undecided voter.	1.1698	0.05207	53	44	9	0
5447	He's so sure it's the egg, but he keeps having doubt how black matter fits into this?	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
5448	Everyone jokes about it, but if he actually solves it we could be looking at some serious money.	1.1698	0.05862	53	45	7	1
5449	He's been there for four hours. He claims he's seen the chicken before.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5450	He's close, close to cracking it wide open.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5451	If this isn’t resolved soon, I’m worried about how this is going to impact our budget for the road crossing project.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5452	If he solves that problem, he'll be the most famous man alive, and we'll elect him to Congress.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5453	I hope we can settle this once and for all!	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
5454	Which came first, the victim or the murderer?	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
5455	Once upon a time, I heard a joke that went something like, Which came first--the chicken or the egg?	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5456	We're still work that which-came-first conundrum. After that, we'll get after the chicken-crossing-road enigma.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5457	Figuring out who is primarily responsible for the recent customer violence at Popeye’s is proving to be beyond the FBI’s capabilities.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5458	This museum always scrambles my brain.	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
5459	Senators Sinema and Manchin Chicken Out of Build Back Better	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5460	It’s a classic example of a biological koan.	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
5461	Ever since he cured cancer, he's been bored. So, we thought this might give him something to do." -Cynthia Speakman, Thousand Oaks, C	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
5462	If we are talking Easter eggs, you have to go with natural selection.	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
5463	Next , “Why did the chicken cross the road?” It’s gotta have a chicken, to be worth his time .	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
5464	I’ve heard he is very eggotistical!	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
5465	He says he'll pay the conference fee when he figures out the answer.	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
5466	This logic seems very circular to me.	1.1695	0.04926	59	49	10	0
5467	We're no closer to figuring it out than when we started.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5468	Scale's off. So which one is it?	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
5469	It's our brainteaser for all new interns.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
5470	We think we've found a new way to answer that age-old question.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
5471	They are always saying the answer is just 10 years away.	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
5472	The day chicken scratch became elevated to an art form.	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
5473	Like both vics, this case has my partner and me fried.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5474	This flow chart scrambled his brain.	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
5475	It's obvoous. A chicken that small couldn't lay an egg that big. So the egg has to come before the chicken.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
5476	Next up is ‘Why did the chicken cross the road!’ “	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5477	He thinks he can crack the code…this will be fun…	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
5478	His working hypothesis is that Henny Penny killed Loosey Goosey for the egg.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5479	Definitely the one his right. It's a dinosaur egg.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
5480	we give Gary riddles like it's an ACTUAL case...	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5481	Dear Editor: Many years ago, there was a cartoon in Playboy Magazine with a chicken and an egg in bed. One of them said to the other, "That's the trouble, you always come first!" (and it was not clear who said it)	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
5482	My wife is also curious who came first.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5483	I know he's your brother, but do you really think there's a place for an Ag major in the FBI?	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
5484	I'll go out with you as soon as he figures out the answer to this problem. Deal?	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
5485	We gotta crack this case before the guys upstairs pull our funding	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
5486	He’s bound to crack it one of these days	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5487	He hoped that laying out an investigation board would unscramble the facts and help crack the case, but really it's just making us all hungry.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5488	do it be farting?	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
5489	No: egg, left, chicken, right… you don’t agree?	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
5490	NCIS: Huevos con Pollo	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
5491	Yep, it's a really chick magnet.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5492	I'm gonna need a bigger budget and more staff if you want an answer before the board meeting next month.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5493	He's at it again? You've got to be yolking.	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
5494	He'll never figure it out!	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5495	This recruit figured out why the chicken crossed the road but let's see how he does with this one!	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
5496	Do you think the scientific method was applied to this entry?	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5497	His answer came before the question panel was put up,, so,,,uh,,,hmm,,,	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
5498	He's digitising which came first, the chicken or the egg.	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
5499	All we know so far is someone bought the farm and someone is going to fry for it.	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
5500	Well, he was getting pretty scary around the "Was there a before the Big Bang?" thing --- so, we brought him over here for a vacay.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5501	It's a case of cause and effect.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5502	I'm afraid the big data and our super computer were inconclusive on this.	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
5503	Her's egg in your face	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
5504	According to the professor, neither came first.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
5505	The sponsors are lining up for his podcast.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5506	We like to think of our students as coming in as eggs and leaving as chickens	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
5507	Which came first - the chicken or the egg? To hear Doug’s wife tell it, Doug almost always came first.” “Look at him struggling - Doug’s the worst. Want to get out of here?	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5508	New guy-- just came over from Woodchuck.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5509	these are the new trial memes from NASA, in case any newly discovered life forms are teenagers	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
5510	It's a real chicken or egg problem	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
5511	Stop being a chicken and hatch already.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
5512	He is trying to solve the chicken or the egg causality dilemma "which came first: the chicken or the egg?"	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
5513	This new study suggests that now we should be asking ourselves, "Why the Chicken or the Egg?"	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
5514	Sander’s checking his family tree to see if he’s related to the Colonel.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
5515	Look not this again ‼️ I’m not a chicken and I’m not necessarily thrilled about the egg ⁉️	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
5516	Goo goo g'joob	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
5517	We had the resources, so, we called in BDO.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
5518	He'd better crack the case before that egg does.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
5519	He says he grew up on a farm and never thought of it that way before.	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
5520	Our great detective is trying to work out who committed the first murder, the chicken or the egg	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
5521	The answer to that age-old question has been laid before us.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
5522	I figured the Gen Z'ers would have put this chicken-egg conundrum to rest by now!	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
5523	We haven’t needed chickens to create eggs since 1988.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
5524	He’s obsessed with cold cases.	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
5525	Work flow analysis seems so simple.	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
5526	The data is conclusive. No one really gives a damn which came first". Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
5527	So we just eat the baby goo?	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
5528	He’s studying how he can be more like the chicken.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
5529	i think the real question is, what came first breakfast or dinner?	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
5530	Let's go to lunch. The Chick-fil-A's on me.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
5531	Oh no, you're not going there again, what with your which came first...	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5532	But the real question is do the lyrics come before the music or the music before the lyrics?	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5533	An endless exhibit, everybody’s self-convincing; I deserve a raise.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5534	Ah, the folly of youth!	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
5535	He's trying to put them in chronological order.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5536	He's deciding what to have for lunch.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5537	It’s missing the third element— the waffle!”	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
5538	It's going to come down to who gets top billing.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5539	Nearly extinct. Adding him to the exhibit was priceless.	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
5540	This is where we keep the severe manspainers busy for a few hours when we need a break.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
5541	His project is to give AI the chicken or egg question.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
5542	Can someone please fertilize the management?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
5543	Science can produce a chicken that gives birth to live chicks,forever ending the great debate.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
5544	I think we’ve just about got this one cracked.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
5545	Philosophy? No, animal husbandry.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
5546	Thompson over there, our "planning expert", thinks he has the final word on which came first.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
5547	And this is where we workshop the interns’ interview questions.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5548	At our company, we tackle the world's toughest questions.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5549	He is done for	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
5550	Sir, we have new information that I believe will help us solve this cold chicken and egg case. If you would just arrange for a warrant to access the coop.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5551	Should tell him that it's a circular question for which there no answer.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
5552	He thinks it’s another dimension; a dimension with no sight or sound, but lots of puzzles	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
5553	Due to the supply chain crisis, we have to rethink everything.	1.1667	0.05403	60	50	8	1
5554	Yup, it looks like advanced biology to me!	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
5555	So impressive. He’s recently solved how the chicken crossed the road.	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
5556	My question is not whether the egg came first. It's scrambled, fried or over easy?!	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5557	He thinks chicken centered design thinking will crack this one.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
5558	I hear it's the work of an ice-breaker splinter group whose members advocate a 'back-to-basics' agenda.	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
5559	We're still unsure, but at least it's on a higher plane of thought	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
5560	It's our oldest cold case, but maybe childhood memories on a farm won't allow him to let go.	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
5561	He thinks he came up with the question.	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
5562	I've done it!	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
5563	R&D actually solved this one years ago, but it's still fun to watch the interns struggle.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5564	He's been staring at that board for three days	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5565	Until he decides the delivery cannot happen	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
5566	It turns out that that "junk DNA" explains a lot of that chicken and egg thing.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5567	Perfect! Another wedge issue to scramble the voters brains.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
5568	Which comes first theorists have sought new remedies of an ancient quandry. Could this be the .. THEY Pronoun explanation or .. Is God still in Charge..	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
5569	It's a lesson in humility.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
5570	.....I thought you said the chicken came first ?	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
5571	who cares about evolution letskiss	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
5572	Where’s the rooster? Always dissing males.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
5573	Schroedinger has been wasting his genius ever since the cat died.	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
5574	He always has to be the first.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5575	Is he ever going to finish this poster?" "Nah, wanna grab a drink, or two...	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
5576	…you’re not vegan, are you?	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
5577	He’s a both-sider, so it’s diced chicken and scrambled egg.	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
5578	Dale's in charge of catering the meeting. It's down to chicken or egg salad.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5579	He's an engineer.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
5580	I'm sorry sir, after extensive research we still can't figure out which came first.	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
5581	Yeah, but where did that come from?	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
5582	I think we'd get a faster answer if we move this exhibit to my daughter's 2nd-grade class.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5583	If the succeeds, this with be a first	1.1667	0.06339	54	47	5	2
5584	Did you know the chicken was originally carved out of a sow's ear?	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5585	permeable or thumbtacks?	1.1667	0.06363	60	53	4	3
5586	Welcome to Rooster Inc.	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5587	All this, and he still thinks the chicken came first."	1.1667	0.05119	54	45	9	0
5588	Egg is so 2020. Today it's a MetaChicken.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
5589	I guess that's why it's called science!	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
5590	This case is a paradox.	1.1667	0.05934	72	64	4	4
5591	He says he's been first at everything all his life. Now he's not so sure.	1.1667	0.06339	54	47	5	2
5592	These Roswell eggs are going to kill the competition.	1.1667	0.05761	54	46	7	1
5593	The cafeteria director wants to create a buzz for the new lunch options.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
5594	Heisenberg says the chicken came both before and after the egg depending on whether you've just had breakfast or dinner.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
5595	He’s taking that online suggestion to “do your research” a bit too seriously.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
5596	We don't have the answer yet, but we accidentally changed the facebook name.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
5597	Lets ditch the freak and grab a drink, ya dig?	1.1667	0.06876	48	42	4	2
5598	Do you think we went overboard?” “No. Gender reveals are supposed to keep you guessing.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
5599	This mental breakdown could’ve been an email	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
5600	Oooh, I saw these had many likes on Instagram.	1.1667	0.04852	60	50	10	0
5601	Remind me why we care about this again...	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
5602	I know. That’s why we brought in BDO.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
5603	The chicken and the egg are the same aren't they?" Olivia Xu, New York City, N	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
5604	Election season is just so stressful	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
5605	Sir, it appears that after all our hard work, we can conclusively state that the egg came first to create a chicken.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
5606	Maybe we should go get a burrito, he’ll never know.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
5607	”I think we should hire him, he overthinks everything.”	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
5608	He did very well on "why did the chicken cross the road."	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
5609	Should we tell him that any more hatching will leave him with the chicken?	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
5610	Cereal before the milk or the milk before cereal?	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
5611	Yes, we need to be first with our customers, but to do that, the team needs to agree on a marketing plan	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
5612	New guy’s first case? It never gets old!	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
5613	He keeps asking 'why did that chicken cross the road?' And we can't see anything to explain why the old farmer - Mr. McDonald - had 'E-I-E-I-O' written on the wall... Maybe the two are somehow related to this.	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
5614	No eggception...	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
5615	A true crime podcast that will finally answer one of the most debated questions of all time.	1.1644	0.04784	73	61	10	1
5616	What if it's neither the chicken nor the egg?	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
5617	Didn't recognize you without your mask	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
5618	I don’t know, but I can always count on Pi.	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
5619	I've got a sudden craving for Chik-fil-A for lunch."	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
5620	It needs to be taken seriously.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5621	We've solved it ! The chicken died laying that huge egg.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5622	Let's go get an omelet, he'll be working on this for a while.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
5623	He even makes ordering breakfast complicated.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5624	Ova love the app but Mark thinks we can hook them before that.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
5625	We're sick and tired of being called 'egg-heads, so we're looking into alternatives.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
5626	He says he has proof that neither one came first.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5627	...but she had no motive	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5628	He's taking a hardboiled approach to the problem.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
5629	Clearly this is some sisyphus-shit and he can't let it go.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
5630	It's a fascinating conception, but why does the rooster get to decide if the egg comes first?	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
5631	We brought in the best to crack the case	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5632	I know you said you wanted something different, I just don't think it's much of a menu.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
5633	Which came first - the science fair or the participation ribbon?	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5634	This is the tenth city we put up this contest and every time we do it we get the reverse answer from Israel.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
5635	This is a tough one. I'm thinking either chicken and waffles or a cheese omelette. How about you?	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5636	April Fools	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5637	But, it still doesn't explain why the chicken crossed the road.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5638	he may have solved the quantum conundrum	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
5639	Leave him be, it's a red herring.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
5640	Who hatched this devious plan is a paradox, alright.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5641	Because 'go suck a chicken' doesn't work, Harland.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5642	Why pose this question, you ask? It's simple. To get to the other side.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5643	He’s working the “Chicken Soufflé Case” and has been staring at that board for hours.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
5644	So which came 1st? The chicken ?? or the egg?	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5645	Despite extensive collaboration from experts on both sides,Ted is still considering,chicken or egg?	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5646	My department isn’t going to pay my expenses for a poster session like this.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5647	He thought he'd figured it out yesterday; today he's not so sure.	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
5648	He swears this is the key to solving the chicken coop murders.	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
5649	He says is was an emu that tried to sell him that policy.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5650	Scully, have you ever heard of the evolution alien?	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
5651	We're trying to determine which came first; the chicken or the egg.	1.1639	0.06264	61	54	4	3
5652	Probably best not to ask him if he takes it milk first or tea first.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5653	Darwin would say that the egg cane firts.	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
5654	Dont they cover this in Sex-Ed	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5655	Chicken scratch is the highlight people often miss!!	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
5656	He has an impeccable reputation!	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5657	Marketing called him "chicken". Sales called him "an egghead". He's trying to figure out how it all started.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
5658	How about, but “in the beginning there was nothing”?	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5659	It’s a metaphor for identity theft.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5660	Our 5 year vision is on track to find out which came first and corner the metaphor market	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
5661	Maybe consulting with Shrodinger could be of some help	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
5662	Our prime suspect in the Dumpty case is a chicken named Darwin— I guess it’s ironic, but the family’s still picking up the pieces.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
5663	That will keep him busy... Now that I have your attention, can we talk about the budget for women in science?	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
5664	I think we should have started the new guy with the chicken crossing the road exercise.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
5665	We can’t begin to contemplate the whole road crossing issue until we determine which came first.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
5666	Tell the board we narrowed it down to two options.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
5667	His job is to retrieve original source code.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
5668	But WHAT would PhDs in Philosophy DO ANYMORE,once they learn it was solved by fifth graders?	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
5669	Leave it to Dexter to try to figure out the great conundrums of our times.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
5670	My dissertation was about why the chicken crossed the street, so this project was a natural progression.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
5671	I think that he has figured out whether it was the chicken or the egg.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
5672	It's an easy to grasp short course on history.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
5673	I was ok until I was replaced by the chicken.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
5674	I think we broke Davis.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
5675	Break it to him gently? The research funds are yoked to ducks and pigeons as well.	1.1636	0.05034	55	46	9	0
5676	Still trying to figure out who killed Tim Kono.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
5677	The answer is he doesn't know which came first and he's still puzzling over "Who's on first?"	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
5678	Deeply philosophical questions like this cannot be answered through scientific means. To understand something so complex yet so simple one must have a spiritual experience, like pouring river water in your sock and robbing your neighbor’s house.	1.1633	0.06743	49	43	4	2
5679	This is usually how he prepares his replies to internet trolls. Fact checks everything.	1.1633	0.06080	49	42	6	1
5680	This is a dilemma.	1.1628	0.05696	43	36	7	0
5681	No, he started a murder mystery podcast, its doing very well	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
5682	I’m very indecisive. I’m certain it was a tie.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
5683	Backlash over Greg the Egg. Now we have to have Shiv the Chicken.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
5684	It's very odd, but after going around and around with this line inquiry we are beginning to think the answer exists in the form of a question about crossing some sort of road.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
5685	Which side was painted first?	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
5686	I heard there's someone new in HR.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
5687	Do I have to mansplain it to him, or should you?	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
5688	When chicken is sus.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5689	We are going to solve this once and for all!	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5690	His therory 's flald and besides that's a duck egg.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
5691	Not sure what he's thinking he needs to add. He said yesterday that the chicken has nailed it.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5692	All this case does is make me hungry.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5693	Watched too many Scandinavian detective shows during lockdown.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5694	Should I eat the chicken or make an omelette first?	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5695	He suspects fowl play but the timeline is scrambled.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5696	We're trying to figure out if we can add a vegan option.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5697	No definitive answer yet, but we have developed several tasty recipes.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5698	I gotta say the chicken and egg riddle, along with hi-diddle-diddle, the cat, and the fiddle conundrums still exert a lot of drawing power!	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5699	We realize it's controversial, but we felt it was appropriate to put the chicken first because we used a nested design.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5700	We're having chicken escalope for lunch.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5701	It's a physicist's take on the old "chicken or the egg" conundrum.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5702	His horoscope in pictures	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5703	We are trying to figure out which came first, the vision or the board.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5704	I think I'm going to scream if one more patron asks me which came first.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
5705	We are designing the ideal fast food concept.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
5706	Detectives are having a hard time determining the order of events.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5707	Metaverse is so passe	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
5708	It's a copyright trial.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
5709	In this company, it's which comes first the rooster or the egg	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
5710	This egg's run afoul and we don't know how it started	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5711	He's close to solving the "what came first" theory.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
5712	Do you feel like lunch or breakfast?	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5713	The incompreHENsion of Joe	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
5714	A 👿 Deviled 🥚 Egghead 🍳 peruses to believe: a chicken 🐔 is a chicken 🐓 and an 🥚 eggs is eggs ; as sure as @Halloween times 🎃 👻	1.1618	0.06148	68	61	3	4
5715	We've already made a lot of progress on the road-crossing phenomenon.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
5716	He really shouldn't count them before they hatch.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
5717	It took him a month to figure out why the chicken crossed the road, so I think we should give him a few more days on this one.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5718	He's pondering which came first.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5719	He thinks it depends on whether the chicken has crossed the road.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
5720	My feeling is that we should be open to the possibility that they played an equal role.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
5721	It's the menu for the latest fast casual.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
5722	He says he's figured out which came first, but that he's not telling....	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5723	Being first to the vegan-egg market, depends on disassociating our eggs from chickens.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
5724	Figure this out, and we’re pretty sure all the other great questions will be resolved.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5725	We originally suspected the Rooster was involved, but it turns out there's no room for him.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5726	It looks like he's settled on the egg.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
5727	Schrodinger is developing a new animal metaphor.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5728	He's trapped in a lifelock.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5729	They solved the Chicken and the Egg problem	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5730	But how is this supposed to help us figure out how the chicken crossed the road?	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5731	That puzzled look tells me he's got a STEM degree.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5732	The chief put him on a cold case.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5733	A cluck cluck here... and a cluck cluck there... but no leads.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5734	He’s been trying to figure out the cook time for the “recipe” since yesterday.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
5735	He likes to do a murder board before every faculty meeting.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5736	Which was framed first? The is the question.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
5737	Sir, this evidence board seems to be somewhat of a hamster wheel.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
5738	The chicken did it. Or was it the egg?	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
5739	It’s a tie.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
5740	There aren't many mysteries left to choose from in podcasting.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5741	This judge is overthinking genetically modified chicken eggs.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
5742	Apparently, it's some new analytical framework that's supposed to make us more efficient.	1.1607	0.06125	56	49	5	2
5743	The great chicken and egg question is now a must on our new college entrance exam.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5744	I can't decide, they're both delicious.	1.1607	0.06125	56	49	5	2
5745	He's supposed to be good. He came from the Chicken Road Crossing division.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5746	Phil, are you going to tell, Trump, Jr. or am I going to have to, that we're closing in 5 minutes? He's been standing there for eight hours, shaking his head and mumbling: "chicken, egg" and "egg, chicken".	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5747	We have a suspect.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5748	The notes are Einstein’s. He left them to work on something relatively easier.	1.1607	0.05569	56	48	7	1
5749	"If we don't get this right, our whole team will have egg on its face!"	1.1607	0.06125	56	49	5	2
5750	Art? It's a breakfast menu.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
5751	I think we've got it pretty much boiled down.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
5752	He wanted to know if the question was which tastes better!	1.1607	0.06125	56	49	5	2
5753	We have two solid theories, but only circumstantial evidence.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
5754	I told you, that would get him even more confused about his own existence.	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
5755	I get it. My premature ejaculation is a problem.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
5756	Can you folks help me decide on lunch?	1.1600	0.05966	50	43	6	1
5757	Who am I? Why am I here? Where am I going?	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
5758	This is our Phase III trial for a drug to reduce dependence on futility as an avoidance mechanism	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
5759	Team Chicken is meeting at 1:00pm in the boardroom, if you'd like to join	1.1600	0.05237	50	42	8	0
5760	He’s the judge for “Best Poster” My poster’s topic is so original that I will win for sure!	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
5761	Personally, I've never cared for the notion of who came first.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5762	What is going on here?	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
5763	He's determning which came first	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
5764	Sir. I think it’s a chicken	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5765	Apparently, raccoons aren’t philosophers.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5766	Either the egg comes out of the chicken, or the chicken comes out of the egg. You can't have it both ways.	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
5767	He needs to convince everyone to get fired.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5768	At the end of the day, does it really matter which came first?	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
5769	Gavin’s clueless in figuring what to cook for dinner.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5770	Did he get here first this morning?	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
5771	We still don't know which came first, but now we know why.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5772	Chicky Manaj? What an eggcellent name!	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
5773	The question itself is not that difficult.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
5774	In my last year review with Jerry, I told him he has an eggo problem. He’s been trying to solve it ever since.	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
5775	Let’s get more consultants on this.	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
5776	I don’t care about resolving the question - I want to raise awareness about the cloaca.	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
5777	Phil, Susan this doesn't explain which came first... the hate or the tyrant?	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
5778	Egg's chicken's Egg	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5779	I wanted to take a stab at it, but he came first.	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5780	A critical step, we found, was the appearance of bacon as a catalyst.	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5781	Trying to figure out what came first	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5782	Really? I'd say redesigning the chicken comes before redesigning the egg.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5783	We're going with virtual focus groups made up of ethnically diverse adults - excluding those employed by the agricultural industry, of course - and grouping them by political party, preferred sexual identity, and favorite 'Jeopardy' champion.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5784	They both are fake news!	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5785	Well, it was funded based on the Broader Impacts.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5786	He still hasn't cracked the case!	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5787	He's revers engineering.	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5788	I say we get out before he starts doing the chicken dance again.	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5789	Zen koan on not, the committee demands answers.	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5790	Well we now know it crossed the road. But why?	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5791	His next project is to figure out why it crossed the road.	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5792	I say we let Bernie handle all the poultry questions.	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5793	The data is clear. It was a tie.	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5794	Egg first, chicken first, I don’t really care. But now I’m hungry for fried chicken and an omelette.	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5795	It's not a novel research question, but the methods were innovative.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5796	I can't wait for the day Big Dairy stops funding the cosmology department.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5797	He's in charge of our Impossible to Solve division.	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5798	Poor thing, he's realising he's not a vegetarian after all.	1.1587	0.04641	63	53	10	0
5799	I tried telling him that interns are unpaid this year, but I don't think he can hear me right now.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5800	Going back to the drawing board on those new plant-based chicken nuggets…let’s hope this time the laxative effect is not as strong!	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
5801	He’s just making a big show of it. When we’re together, I’m never the first to come.	1.1587	0.05163	63	54	8	1
5802	So far, it's been overwhelmingly political.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
5803	Does this dude, not know what chickens are	1.1579	0.05636	76	68	4	4
5804	It's the last test before Google hires him.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
5805	These client billing seminars are so helpful.	1.1579	0.06023	57	50	5	2
5806	Your right Dr, we’ll never get it solved! But we did solve the problem with “what crossed the road first!	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5807	Who has the guts to tell these geniuses that the rooster doesn't have anything to do with it?	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5808	It's not a chicken and egg situation--but the opposite.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5809	As old as the existence of chicken... or egg!	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5810	The algorithm should lead him to a chicken tender omelette.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5811	I don't know. What do you think?	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5812	Let's just sneak out to lunch, 'cause he can never decide between the fillet or an omelet, much less than which came first.	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5813	He could be here all day...	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5814	I have become Board at the chicken or egg dialectic.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
5815	I am pretty sure that the rooster	1.1579	0.06023	57	50	5	2
5816	Felson, here, is our deputy-assistant vice-president of the procurement division for new government contracts.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5817	'Paralysis by analysis', I guess. Let's grab some lunch.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5818	One has feathers and one doesn't, I don't get his fucking deal	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
5819	If we can't crack this one, we're never going to get to the "Road-Crossing Question."	1.1579	0.04211	76	64	12	0
5820	I think he's in trouble, are you trained in first aid?	1.1579	0.06023	57	50	5	2
5821	I’ve been told he’s the best money can buy	1.1579	0.04873	57	48	9	0
5822	We are approaching to teach Cryptocurrencies at our school	1.1579	0.06522	57	51	3	3
5823	We have put aside the separate question of the ‘Road’ for the time being as we view this issue as more fundamental.	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5824	. "We're close Chief, we're just not sure who was first to the crime scene, the chicken or the egg?	1.1579	0.05478	57	49	7	1
5825	The answer is right there...just pluck it.	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
5826	He’s fine. I just needed him to stop talking.	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
5827	When I find the answer I'll get absolutely nothing... but i need to know.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
5828	0. = 1 <0 + ( 1 < <0 ) × ~ + • The <0. and (< <0. ) came first and the 0 was formed later	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
5829	Yeah, but who’s on the other side?	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
5830	We are going to use this to explain the origins of Covid 19	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
5831	Who really cares which came first?	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
5832	Let’s fry them both.	1.1569	0.05143	51	43	8	0
5833	I just asked him what he'd like for his first day on the job as a detective	1.1569	0.05856	51	44	6	1
5834	So, what came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
5835	We've been sitting on an age-old enigma but I think we're about to crack it!	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
5836	SCDS must have been the cause of death.	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5837	We are no longer in a generic, goal-setting mode. Our government is committed to solving the chicken-egg precedent problem.	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5838	I think Bob has been binge watching crime series again.	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5839	We're still a bit perplexed about the road crossing theory.	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
5840	The only thing we know for certain is that fowl play was involved.	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5841	19262 unsolved murders and Kevin won’t let the chicken/ egg case go	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5842	Exegesis is more effective when you work from the original language.	1.1562	0.05984	64	57	4	3
5843	He’s trying to figure out where Adam’s rib comes into play	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5844	Okay, but how can it be 'turtles' all the way down?	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
5845	He says the chicken is facing in the wrong direction.	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5846	This is gonna be a tough one to crack.	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5847	Well I guess it’s now cheaper to buy the chicken. Collect the eggs then we can eat the chicken. Now, where is the pig??	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
5848	Or, if you prefer, the cartoon or the caption?	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
5849	It's not an existential riddle; we are trying to educate City kids about how stuff gets to the grocery store	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
5850	The answer is me. Last night. ZING! My boyfriend rocks.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
5851	Maybe putting the hen before the egg has confused him?	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
5852	Just figure it out and let me worry about monetizing it.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
5853	If you like his answer to our question; go ahead and offer him the job.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
5854	He has been staring at the egg so long that it may soon hatch.	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5855	The two victims were attempting oyakodon.	1.1552	0.05924	58	51	5	2
5856	How are we going to unscramble this egg?	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5857	It's our strongest theory yet on the identity of the Zodiac Killer.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5858	Should it be read left to right or right to left?	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5859	If we can figure out which came first, we’ll crack the case.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5860	It was supposed to be a 30-minute PowerPoint.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5861	W think one more dose of the spice melange and he's cracking this case wide open.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5862	We're close to knowing why it crossed the road	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5863	I think I'll get some breakfast.	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5864	Give him some time. He can	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5865	Guys I think I'm making egg-cellent progress on this case! Geddit? Like eggs? But also like excellent? Geddit? I feel like you aren't actually appreciating the -- oh c'mon are you ignoring me? THIS IS FUNNY!	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5866	We have narrow it down to the chicken or the egg.	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5867	Ted is almost finished his Theory of Ovulation.	1.1552	0.05924	58	51	5	2
5868	When you don't know who came first, the family tree becomes more of a family circle.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5869	He calls it "Schrödinger's Egg" otherwise known as "The Spontaneous Chicken Theory."	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5870	We're trying to decide which to do first.	1.1552	0.06415	58	52	3	3
5871	Scientifically its a toss up.	1.1552	0.05924	58	51	5	2
5872	Looks like the AI algorithm also couldn't figure which came first..	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5873	At long last! Straitforward and ironclad proof.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5874	The market is complex and evolving.	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5875	Solving the "chicken or egg first" conundrum is his Nobel prize-winning follow up to his definitive answer to "Why did the chicken cross the road?"	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5876	Cracking this is huge pain in the arse	1.1552	0.05924	58	51	5	2
5877	The dog found it fascinating	1.1552	0.04796	58	49	9	0
5878	We're putting together a focus group before we decide which one goes first.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5879	…and now that I’m beginning to think I’m ready for that career change.	1.1552	0.05390	58	50	7	1
5880	He's trying to crack a cold case.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5881	But what if a tree fell in the forest and the chicken want there to hear it?	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
5882	Look who's on first.	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
5883	First or second, do we even know why she crossed the road?	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
5884	At this point in time, who cares ??	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
5885	I told him it’s a very cold case, but he thinks he can crack this capon.	1.1549	0.05548	71	63	5	3
5886	I can't believe they funded this and not my work on Gallus gallus domesticus road crossing	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5887	Ok, we know the chicken crossed the road, but was the egg first?	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
5888	ITS TRUE, THE NEW YORKER STEALS YOUR MONEY WITH NO WARNING, AT 3AM. SUBSCRIBE TO THIS JERK-O	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
5889	He's still pondering which came first!	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5890	We all want to know the answer...	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5891	Will we ever stop talking about this?	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
5892	The pictures of the rooster makes it harder....	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
5893	We should fired the bulletin board manager.	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
5894	We should ask him if he wants to join the I Don’t Know Which Came First Club.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
5895	Once we figure this out, I have a picture of a road I want to put up in place of the egg.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5896	It's that age old problem,which drawing came first?	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
5897	The evidence is leading to fowl play being involved.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5898	He's just been standing there for hours. Shall we call 911?	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
5899	There seem to be compelling arguments for both sides, but I think he's a real jerk.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5900	Its for his Biology homework. From the postings he seems to leaning toward the chicken coming first.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5901	It keeps him off our case. It’s better this way.	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5902	Well, either it is a fundamental question of precedence, Or, whether to have cutlets or omelet for dinner.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5903	He insists the cow came first!	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
5904	Sir, in my opinion, I say we just send out a drone strike.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5905	He says no one is leaving the office until he knows which came first!	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5906	We told him to look up the answer in the dictionary.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5907	It's a bit of a dilemma, the egg is plant-based but the chicken that hatches from it isn't. Marketing is flummoxed.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5908	A common suspect caused this mystery.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5909	The situation board helps, but the best minds continue to be stymied.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5910	Beyond chicken.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
5911	Next we’ll have him work on “ If a tree falls in a forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?”	1.1538	0.06372	52	46	4	2
5912	He’s struggling with the proper pronoun.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5913	So did we found out what came first?	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5914	This is just as good as a ride on the space shuttle	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5915	He's been staring at this for a week. A nightmare for an indecisive person. Dave Coriaty Fishers, Indiana	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5916	Perhaps we should take him to the barn.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5917	i guess i’m not the only one asking “who came first”	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5918	Definitely nurture. The egg is impeccable.	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5919	And still, he can only thing about the case as a “who done it”.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
5920	He says it was a dead heat	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5921	Let’s give him a moment. Things are getting existential.	1.1538	0.04510	65	55	10	0
5922	This is from the roosters perspective and it’s pretty clear that neither of them came first.	1.1538	0.05052	52	44	8	0
5923	He’s stuck in an endless loop!	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5924	Were humans born before God?	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
5925	For a third grade science fair it’s not bad, but we can’t ignore the fact that Timmy avoided the real question.	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5926	We’re gonna need backup for this one	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
5927	We're close to cracking the age old question	1.1538	0.05750	52	45	6	1
5928	He solved this next year.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
5929	Well... My apology... But this new science of HennEggology - seems to be just a little part of my own Family Genealogy! 😍	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
5930	We're going to get to the bottom of this chicken vs. egg situation.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5931	It was a murder most fowl!	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5932	The answer to this problem will change life as we know it.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
5933	He trying to rationalise the fact that his career is ova.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
5934	We're studying the origins of why he crossed the road.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5935	We should do a S.W.A.T. analysis!	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5936	He’s been standing there since we opened	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5937	He’s been here for 4 hours. Does he even know the question?	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5938	He's working on pecking order this week	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5939	I know it’s mean but it’s the only way we could finish our work	1.1528	0.04270	72	61	11	0
5940	If customers endlessly debate this, maybe they won't notice the lousy food.	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5941	Where to? What next	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5942	He insisted on being first.	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5943	So now we know!	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5944	Its the last test.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5945	I remember when farming was less high tech.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5946	Yeah, Jeff decided it was easier to go to space than figure this one out!	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5947	I think it is going to his head since he pointed out we needed a second egress.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5948	Do they not realize that Mork from Ork came first?	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5949	Working on a theorem that sequential theories are connected? No, he's just figuring out whether he's ordering a chicken parm hero or egg sandwich for lunch.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5950	This one may take more than one episode.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5951	Call HR!	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5952	He said he was having an eggsistential crisis	1.1525	0.05304	59	51	7	1
5953	He was never great with metaphors.	1.1525	0.05829	59	52	5	2
5954	We’re deciding which came first, the egg or the chicken.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5955	Neither suspect has a good alibi for that day.	1.1525	0.05829	59	52	5	2
5956	He doesn’t do metaphor.	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5957	Chicken (her/she) and egg	1.1525	0.04721	59	50	9	0
5958	He's deciding on lunch, but it might take a while.	1.1522	0.06191	46	40	5	1
5959	He's working on a logarithm to put them in the correct order.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
5960	He thinks it’s a schrodinger’s cat situation. They both existed and didn’t exist until we asked the question.	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
5961	It was drawn by an astrophysicist who says it helps explain the Big Bang Theory.	1.1515	0.05395	66	58	6	2
5962	what tastes better? the chicken or the egg	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5963	Is this our new board meeting?	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5964	It's particularly vexing for Tom as he's a pescatarian."	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5965	I told not to invite him to Brunch.	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5966	He's just trying to find the answer to that eternal question.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5967	He's still trying to figure out which came first, the chicken or the egg.	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5968	Given that there's only one specific aim, I doubt it gets funded.	1.1515	0.05395	66	58	6	2
5969	He's still waiting for his security clearance.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5970	We’re trying to figure out which one to reverse engineer.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5971	We could end all this silliness by designating it a "chegg."	1.1515	0.05395	66	58	6	2
5972	I find the "Crossing the Road" question to be more appropriate in today's polarized society.	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5973	I guess we’ll get to the crime solving after the boss figures out what he wants for lunch.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5974	His fly is open.	1.1515	0.05395	66	58	6	2
5975	Maybe we should go back to asking about the applicant’s prior experience…	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5976	There's no conundrum here for the Chinese or American.	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5977	I'm not sure we have enough material yet for it to be feature length.	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5978	I'll have what she's having.	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5979	And we still can't tell which came first.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5980	Look at the funbags on that hosehound	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5981	How long are we gonna let Keith sit in front of that board and cluck?	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5982	despite the evidence, the two may not be related at all	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5983	He's majoring in poultry.	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
5984	Nobody ever said anything about a Mulder in the henhouse.	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
5985	He wants to know if we can reverse them.	1.1509	0.05648	53	46	6	1
5986	Do I need to explain the problem?	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
5987	Your student Mr. Heisenberg is taking this far too seriously.	1.1509	0.05648	53	46	6	1
5988	All this value stream mapping is doing is confusing me as to whether I want KFC or Waffle House tonight.	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
5989	Should we tell him it's a boiled egg?	1.1509	0.04964	53	45	8	0
5990	We have yet to crack the case. I think we have a lead, but it could be a red hen-ing.	1.1507	0.05403	73	65	5	3
5991	Whatever you do, don't mention 'crossing the road.'	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5992	Shhh...he's been standing here pondering which came first for the past 2 days.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5993	We have to answer this question before we can determine why she crosses the road.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
5994	Now that he knows why the chicken crossed the road he wants to know who was first.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5995	He will not let it go.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
5996	It’s an elegant and parsimonious solution to a vexing scientific question.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5997	Why did this chicken cross that particular road at that precise moment?	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
5998	Capitalism is killing us	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5999	If you look at both the pictures longer, you could become either one and then Eureka! You would know the answer to which came first!	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
6000	Who would have thought that five years ago.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
6001	Some mysteries can't be solved this way.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6002	I think we need to look at someone else. They have been taking too much time trying to solve a simple problem.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
6003	Yes, the 'in utero' pictures are inconclusive."	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6004	Sorry, any action plan still needs a decision on which came first	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
6005	You explain it. He'll never figure it out.	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
6006	I think he's going to crack it... We're finally going to find out 'what came first, the chicken or the egg'!	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
6007	Don't disturb him. He's got a shot at the Nobel Prize.	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
6008	It may look a yummy ovoid sphere, but it could have a face on the inside.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6009	He said he came first in his class at Princeton.	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
6010	He’s the consultant from New McDonald.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6011	Rooster. Oval. I don't get it.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6012	It’s time to call in forenchicks.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6013	We had to replace the first investigator -- he almost cracked it.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6014	The charge is attempted murder but we need to give the plaintif time to prepare testimony.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6015	Don't worry. He's as hard-boiled as they come. He won't chicken out.	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
6016	He's a hEGGelian philosopher. Flew him in yesterday.	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
6017	He finally figured out where the illuminati fit in. Now all that's left is George Soros.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6018	Ridiculous waste of years of research - everyone knows that the car that hit them came first	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6019	We don’t know how it lays it but we can confirm that it’s the only bird that cries real tears.	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6020	We've run out of money,Frank. We can't continue working on this question.	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
6021	He is reminded of what is was like facing a paternity suit.	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
6022	And I thought local versus organic was difficult.	1.1500	0.05737	60	53	5	2
6023	I told him not to watch CSI before making breakfast.	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
6024	Woman🗯: “Oh gawd... he’s posting food pictures again.” Man🗯: “What does he think? This is @Instagram ?”	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6025	The forensics on the murder utensils just came in. The victims were eaten with some fava beans and a nice Chianti	1.1500	0.05221	60	52	7	1
6026	He takes his dinner very seriously	1.1500	0.04649	60	51	9	0
6027	If you think this is taking a while, you should've been here for the 'is a hot dog a sandwich' analysis	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
6028	Can’t we all just get along and agree it’s a tie?	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
6029	We are this close to cracking the case. Or pecking it.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6030	He doesn't have a clue.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6031	Carl wants to know why he always comes in third.	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
6032	Which came first? The slackers or the person who does all the work in the group presentation?	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6033	Leave him with his rabbit hole.	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
6034	If anybody can solve which came first, it's Kornacki.	1.1493	0.05728	67	60	4	3
6035	Rorschak at the Met	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
6036	I DID ask him 'which came first...' and he insisted it was the Chicken Salad Sandwich.	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
6037	Never clutter your menu with post-its!	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6038	It's not an evolution question. Commercials,The networks need to sell.... Hair products Rinse and repeat	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6039	I wish my wife would stop calling me a chicken...	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6040	I'll put fifty dollars on chicken.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6041	We seem to be at an impasse on the Tyson Farms murders. Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6042	He's working on the Poultry Papers.	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
6043	Meet for drinks later? No work talk.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6044	For some crazy reason, he keeps reversing the graphics.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6045	Momentous, yes, but what happens to science when all the great problems have been solved?	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
6046	The male, white, 1 ft., 2 inches, with offspring of undisclosed gender, were last seen fleeing Old Macdonald's place around dawn.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
6047	Is egg a carb?	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
6048	Give us more time, we're close to cracking one of them.	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
6049	If our hypothesis is true, we’ll have discovered an all new way to score chicks.	1.1489	0.06067	47	41	5	1
6050	Once he proved nice guys don't actually finish last, it became an obsession.	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
6051	The three spies still trying to figure out what comes first.	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
6052	He just won't give up on a case.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
6053	This is the only thing we're allowed to investigate until the enforcement of Federal Crimes become a less divisive issue.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
6054	We could have used the ‘spit in a tube’ service, but we heard this guy is good!	1.1486	0.04587	74	63	9	1
6055	I think he thinks I'm ovulating.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
6056	Anyone else hungry?	1.1481	0.06147	54	48	4	2
6057	Does it REALLY matter which came first?	1.1481	0.06147	54	48	4	2
6058	He's a Charles Darwin buff...we might never get him out of here.	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
6059	A quantum computer could solve this problem in, perhaps, two years.	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
6060	If anyone can solve it Mr. Monk can.	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
6061	I don't think we're going to get any more questioning in today – the suspect is fried.	1.1481	0.05550	54	47	6	1
6062	I would leave him alone right now as he skipped breakfast and is a little hangry	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
6063	So this egg-hen thing was the original G.O.A.T.	1.1481	0.04880	54	46	8	0
6064	I’m of the mind that the exhibit stand came first.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6065	What the hell has this got to do with Ed Sheeran?"	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6066	Which imposter have we eaten yet	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6067	If he cracks this one, it will give him something to crow about.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6068	While he figures that out, wanna get omelettes for breakfast?" "Why not.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6069	He's narrowed it down to "the chicken and the egg." After that, he's stuck.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6070	Voter belief is deeply divided. Your winning campaign slogan is - Chicken First!	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6071	He is studying for his Biology Final	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6072	We have probable cause.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6073	Who cares? Let’s eat!	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6074	An Egg Council grant, that's why.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6075	I am the Egg Man…	1.1475	0.06112	61	55	3	3
6076	It's a Geek test. If they take more than 60 seconds at it, we hire them for the Analysis Division.	1.1475	0.05647	61	54	5	2
6077	Our research shows the answer is, to get to the other side	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6078	His thought process waivers between hard boiled and scrambled.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6079	We'll see. He did do the Sunday Crossword in 17 minutes.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6080	You’re wrong. I have ovaries, idiot.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6081	I’ll be honest, when you said ‘two-sided market’ I was picturing Pike’s Place.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6082	Just don't tell him he's looking at an ostrich egg.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
6083	He claims it's this puzzle that keeps people from assigning responsibility for January 6.	1.1475	0.05647	61	54	5	2
6084	Does the merlot goes better with the cordon bleu or with the Benedict’s?	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6085	What came first, The Apple 🍎 or the Worm? 🐛 asking for a friend.” MyNewYorkerCaptio	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6086	This man is a total asshole!	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6087	I KNEW it was chicken before egg!	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
6088	The department's new crowdsourced initiative is going great—tips from podcast listeners have cracked this cold case wide open.	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
6089	It keeps him away from the chickens.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6090	Come on, I don’t think FBI profowlers is a thing.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6091	He's working ab ovo.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6092	Some people just never give up trying to figure things out!	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6093	Although I hung up the egg pic first, he’ll likely select the chicken; it appears “first”, on the left side of the egg.	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
6094	He’s a philosophy professor	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6095	Same thing happened when I asked him why the chicken crossed the street.”	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
6096	We’re determining which comes first: art or criticism.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6097	Neither . . . the answer is God.	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
6098	He doesn't know we fucking lol	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
6099	It's a tough problem. We're trying to figure out which came first.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6100	It makes me think about lunch, chicken and waffles with eggs on the side.	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
6101	He's trying to crack the coldest cold case ever.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6102	This was a matter of national security	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
6103	So anyways, then he gave nine rings to the race of men — who, above all, desire power.	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
6104	All the client wanted was a instagram post about Hen-ry Cavill.	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
6105	Now that’s an intelligent design.	1.1471	0.05244	68	60	6	2
6106	We call it Farmer’s Market Testing.	1.1471	0.05647	68	61	4	3
6107	Even Einstein had problems with this one, let's leave him be	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
6108	We brought in Steve Konacki to run some numbers but it turns out that 99% of all voters just don’t give a damn.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
6109	Hey, it's a start.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
6110	Is this the seminar that explains Tenet?	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
6111	It’s existentialism writ large.	1.1458	0.05148	48	41	7	0
6112	It looks like there’s a little penis coming off the back of Jeff’s right leg.	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6113	I don't have the heart to tell him that neither came first.	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6114	That guy head shaped like the egg in the photo.	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
6115	Isn't there a whiteboard that comes before this one?	1.1455	0.06040	55	49	4	2
6116	Well, he laid it, so it came first.	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6117	I know he is very close on this. Keep the line in the budget, please.	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
6118	Still trying to crack the egg case?	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6119	Should we tell Steve that we’re in a chicken “and” egg situation and not a chicken “in” egg situation?	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6120	One hour at 375. Boil 11 minutes, then in cold water.	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
6121	The egg update preceded.	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
6122	May we lay this conundrum to rest or must we continually scramble to solve it?	1.1455	0.05455	55	48	6	1
6123	Did anyone tell Fred that it's Impossible chicken?	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6124	It’s possible the error occurred on social media	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6125	Am I in the right feild?	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6126	Are we still trying to figure out what comes first?	1.1455	0.04798	55	47	8	0
6127	No, it's not that. He's trying to decide on a symbol for France.	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
6128	It was a double, for sure; now we're trying to figure out which went first.	1.1452	0.06017	62	56	3	3
6129	Next week on CSI – Kentucky… Let’s get a full forensics file completed on this ASAP to see if we can get this across the road.	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
6130	So now he knows the chicken came first.	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
6131	He cannot decide between breakfast and dinner	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
6132	Yeah, it’s the interactive version of which came first.	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
6133	It's a complicated presentation. Do you think viewers will grasp the relationship between the chicken and the egg?	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
6134	Our goal to innovate every process in the new fiscal year.	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
6135	A weekend regular.. comes and stares at it for hours ... and told me he is very close to solve it!	1.1452	0.05560	62	55	5	2
6136	The body was totally feathered and gutted, but there was no trace of the egg. We think the killer headed-- Wait, do you smell that? Omelette... Oh God, he's here. HERE'S HER	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
6137	Actually, I prefer the egg, easy over	1.1452	0.05560	62	55	5	2
6138	Chicken, no egg, no Chicken, no ...	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
6139	Intern? … Yeah, he took me literally.	1.1452	0.05560	62	55	5	2
6140	. “His fly is down.”	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
6141	We had to come into the office to solve this problem.	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
6142	I’ve cracked the case, but you’re too chicken to accept that this is the end of the road	1.1452	0.05560	62	55	5	2
6143	Which came first? The chicken or the egg.	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
6144	- You got to read them from left to right. - No. From right to left.	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
6145	He says there is substantial evidence that it was the chicken that came first.	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
6146	I told him we were serious, but he thinks it's a yoke.	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
6147	But we still must first determine why he crossed the road	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
6148	I think we	1.1449	0.05569	69	62	4	3
6149	His folks never taught him about the birds and the bees	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
6150	It’s not a matter of which came first, but which came last	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
6151	Management has the consultant working on the big picture stuff, we just have to grow sales.	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
6152	I am brave, I voice my opinions when needed and dammit I'm eggcellent!	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
6153	He's a philosopher, you know. They have been working on the problem since 450BC.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
6154	I'm waiting for a vegan substitute, but Jean-Paul still relishes these egg-sistential debates.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
6155	Biscuit World deliberations	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
6156	We're trying to decide who to hire first.	1.1429	0.05937	56	50	4	2
6157	Everyone knows the chicken coming first was a conspiracy, and finally we have the proof.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
6158	I say the egg came before the chicken. But why did the chicken cross the road?	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
6159	I didn’t think Afghanistan HAD an ocean!	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
6160	I'll be the chicken. Let's find out once and for all.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
6161	I know it looks a lost cause, but we’ve got our best man on it and he solved the mystery of the Easter bunny.	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
6162	Talk about a cold case!	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
6163	He's really into chickens. Did they come first or the egg? Yesterday he was trying to figure out why they crossed the road.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
6164	The Museum's Curator felt we owed it to our visitors to display innovative research.	1.1429	0.05937	56	50	4	2
6165	Cheryl, maybe you'll be able to shake Wesley's fixation with the world's oldest shell game.	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
6166	The loooooong way – to why did the chicken cross the road!	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
6167	He has his eye on the Nobel Prize for Philosophy...	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6168	There's good evidence the chicken and egg came together	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
6169	He's been like this for the last 72 hours.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
6170	He received a genius grant to determine which came first. I'll skip his presentation.	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6171	We're getting closer to revealing who is the biological father.	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
6172	It looks like the chicken came first.	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6173	Can we explain it to him if he does not understand the question?	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
6174	Trust the process, Doug. We're THIS CLOSE to cracking the Colonel's secret.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
6175	All this for a simple case of jaywalking.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
6176	We're taking bets on which one will sell for the highest at the charity auction.	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6177	Well, it could be a left-handed chicken.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
6178	He's studying 'Which came first?'"	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
6179	Should we tell him that this is emu's egg?	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
6180	As you can see, our founder has moved on from selling eggs to some of the deeper questions that confound the entire industry.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
6181	He seems to have been studying it for an eternity!	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
6182	The order is definitely wrong. The egg for breakfast, the chicken for dinner.	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
6183	All right already, stop with the charts, just tell me, Who came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
6184	Well it depends on them, the gender identity of the fowl.	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6185	“I’ve repeatedly told him it’s closing time but he refuses to budge kand keeps murmuring ‘The last shall be first. The last shall be first.”	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
6186	Apparently ‘chegg’ is not an acceptable response.	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6187	Don't worry, Jim here is a hard boiled detective. He'll hatch a plan to crack this pecker soon enough!"	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6188	Where's the part that addresses crossing the road?	1.1429	0.05832	49	43	5	1
6189	AMASSING HOW EASILY THESE SCIENTISTS CAN BE STUMPED	1.1429	0.05476	63	56	5	2
6190	Hmmm?	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
6191	He said the project involves the weak force.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
6192	We're treating it as a double homicide, but we've yet to figure out who fired first.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
6193	The data and reaserch says they're connected, but we can't figure out how	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
6194	Think of it Don if we figure this out we’ll get millions of eggs for free!	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
6195	... and so THE Chicken and THE Egg were apparently independent but contemporaneous developments.	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6196	Is he gonna end it?	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
6197	It’s a really immersive podcast	1.1429	0.05363	56	49	6	1
6198	Now that we've distracted the general public with our chicken pyramid scheme, let's keep funneling money to off shore accounts. My workers don't need teeth anyway.	1.1429	0.05937	56	50	4	2
6199	Turns out he's just a janitor in business causal	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
6200	We already tried using the algorithm.. it just keeps coming up with ‘42’.	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
6201	His best friend from high-school said on Facebook that he should 'do his own research.'.	1.1429	0.05051	49	42	7	0
6202	Revelation….it’s the egg, or maybe it’s the chicken???	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
6203	He never asks why the chicken and the egg	1.1429	0.04718	56	48	8	0
6204	Nice, setting up a little good will hunting action Todd?	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
6205	Yeah, this is state of the art thinking on which came first, the chicken or the egg.	1.1412	0.04152	85	73	10	1
6206	Don't tell him but it is really a rooster.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
6207	I just think that this student art competition is a totally pointless exercise!	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
6208	We need Albert to solve this one.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
6209	We’re still debating which line to launch first.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
6210	No caption required, please! (this is not a caption)	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
6211	Which painting came first? The chicken or the egg?	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
6212	I suddenly have the urge for a chicken omelette.	1.1408	0.05418	71	64	4	3
6213	Confusion and overcomplicating: A live look inside the House of Representatives. Oh wait, nobody is fighting...	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
6214	He thinks it’s called « Chicken or Nugget »	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
6215	We are ready to publish the answer.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
6216	I thought we were over this. We decided that the egg came first, then the chicken." "Gary rehatched the subject	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
6217	Yep, I think we can eliminate the Chicken from the process now	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
6218	I think he has it figured out.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
6219	I think now might not be the best time to tell him about the Achilles and the tortoise case.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
6220	Its okay to say who cares what came first.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
6221	With the new DNA evidence I believe we can finally answer which came first, the chicken or the egg!	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6222	A food critic wrote us a bad omelette review.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6223	It's crazy how Leftists defy science and biology while claiming that roosters can now lay eggs if they self-identify as chickens.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6224	We believe we've got a better chance than the January 6th committee.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6225	My thesis is that neither of them came first. Instead they arrived on the scene simultaneously, then they evolved into a mutually coexisting service animal.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6226	That's a small menu...	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6227	He told me he is the first person to ponder which came first, so he can't decide if the chicken, or the egg should be on the left.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6228	It’s obviously The Big Bang Theory, but it’s not sustainable.	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6229	So…who cracked the case?	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6230	Can you hatch a chick from a supermarket egg?	1.1406	0.04914	64	56	7	1
6231	You'll have to wait your turn. He's still wondering why the chicken crossed the road in the first place?	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
6232	Would you like chicken with that waffle?	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
6233	He’s ranting about Facebook and the increasingly polarized state of society again :/	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
6234	He is just doing his research for "Theory of Everything prequel"	1.1406	0.04380	64	55	9	0
6235	Both suspects are claiming full responsibility.	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
6236	At this point this is the only thing we can trust the intern to do.	1.1404	0.05838	57	51	4	2
6237	He's already swapped those photos a dozen times!	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
6238	It’s a joke. He’ll never figure it out.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
6239	I've been pleased so far with this farm-to-Tableau project.	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
6240	Why is the chicken first?	1.1404	0.05838	57	51	4	2
6241	It's part of our Koan exhibit.	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
6242	It's the brunch menu, but he strongly feels otherwise.	1.1404	0.05274	57	50	6	1
6243	Day 2 seminar: “Look at him dude, we better choose very wisely this time for our lunch set today. Chicken or egg?	1.1404	0.04642	57	49	8	0
6244	Sure I’d like to share my opinion, but he came first.	1.1404	0.05838	57	51	4	2
6245	He's looking for circular string. Do we have that?	1.1404	0.05838	57	51	4	2
6246	This work made questions irrelevant	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
6247	I don't have the heart to tell him that the caption contest ended last Friday.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
6248	Neither chicken nor egg. That's him.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
6249	I hope will not ideologizise the ancient problem of what was first: the egg or the hen.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
6250	I just hope he figures it out by lunch.	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
6251	Well, it's obvious, John. This conundrum needs to be kicked upstairs!	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
6252	We just need a motive. Why did he do it?	1.1400	0.04957	50	43	7	0
6253	Those turkeys violated the Hatch Act somehow. And it’s our job to prove it.	1.1395	0.05347	43	37	6	0
6254	maybe the eggs were the chickens we met along the way	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
6255	It never fails to captivate some people.	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
6256	The chicken-egg question is dated. The question really should be. "What came first, the dinosaur or the egg?"	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
6257	"We're working on the missing link.	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
6258	He's been looking at it all morning."	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
6259	Unfortunately, the DNA test result was inconclusive.	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
6260	Yes Bill, there is a God	1.1385	0.05315	65	58	5	2
6261	We are determined to resolve humanity's age-old conundrum: fried or boiled?	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
6262	Egg-celent work finding the suspect, detective.	1.1385	0.05315	65	58	5	2
6263	Cock-a-doodle-don’t.	1.1385	0.05315	65	58	5	2
6264	He’s found quite a novel approach to the Theory of Everything	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
6265	He can’t decide which one should come in First!	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
6266	We bought in a specialist to ensure our chickens in fact don’t come home to roost.	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
6267	Admittedly, business has been slow, but we consider it a thought exercise.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
6268	When I asked if he wanted egg salad or chicken salad for lunch, I forgot he was OCD.	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
6269	He posits that the chicken/egg conundrum is eclipsed by the more existential question asking why the chicken crossed the road.	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
6270	He keeps muttering, Biden or Harris !	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
6271	You're being transphobic	1.1385	0.05315	65	58	5	2
6272	Another day or two and we'll have the suspect's fried chicken recipe figured out.	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
6273	I’m beginning to doubt the merits of having a hands-on kind of CEO”	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
6274	We told him is just a joke from cold case affairs people, but he kept claiming something about the first amendment, so we decide just ignoring him until friday	1.1385	0.04317	65	56	9	0
6275	Big Farma	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
6276	Did you realize this is what he meant when he said he couldn’t crack half the case?	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
6277	Steve Kornacki is figuring the odds of which came first.	1.1379	0.06246	58	53	2	3
6278	‘We’re bringing in Schrödinger.’ Lin Floyd Lin.ax.floyd@gmail.com	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
6279	He's been obsessed with case for eight years.	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
6280	I know we laid a proverbial egg on this project, but just think about what that implies!	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
6281	The initial call was a simple roadside incident.. but the investigation has sprawled.	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
6282	The suspect chicken has managed to evade capture by scrambling all incriminating data.	1.1379	0.05741	58	52	4	2
6283	Bunkus for our investigation both were discovered simultaneously, but pivotal for a related case they were on opposite sides of the road.	1.1379	0.05188	58	51	6	1
6284	He's the guy that cracked the chicken lips case.	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
6285	Maybe it would be more intriguing if we put the egg on the left.	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
6286	How long is he going to ponder which came first?	1.1379	0.04567	58	50	8	0
6287	I think I'll vote for the eggo-system poster	1.1379	0.05741	58	52	4	2
6288	Nomt's actually a Rube Goldberg ontuff that chicken into that egg.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
6289	I'm hungry. Let's get breakfast.	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
6290	He’s still trying to work it out.	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
6291	It’s good, but I still think the “Tree in the Woods’’ poster is more definitive.	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
6292	After 20 years of work it was the chicken who came first. Then just before he published Donald Trump tweeted that it was the chicken too, so now he’s debating whether to restart from scratch or just say it was the egg.	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
6293	Facebook just released pictures of the terrorists.	1.1373	0.05615	51	45	5	1
6294	This looks like a great 100 part series for Netflix.	1.1373	0.04867	51	44	7	0
6295	It still doesn’t answer which came first	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
6296	Tom spends far too much time checking out the chicken's butt and you claim he’s problem solving?	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
6297	He thinks the egg should come first.	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
6298	He wants to know why one is $135000 and the other one is $1500.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
6299	Let's see if he can solve the world's most difficult cliché.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
6300	He's finally hatched the ad campaign.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
6301	I think Mr. Sanders is leaning toward Kuntucky Fried Egg.	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
6302	...because it scrambled. Get it?!	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
6303	We may not have a single winner this year.	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
6304	Actually turtles have had eggs since long before the dinosauers but dont tell him, he is actually thinking.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
6305	Our innovative user manual explains absoluetely everything: Strong enough for her, designed by him.	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
6306	Carie Mathison is back… and this time, it’s personal	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
6307	He's looking for his birth father - Hunnereier.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
6308	A chicken."	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
6309	They both were at the crime scene. We just can't figure out which came first.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
6310	He doesn’t know what he is even doing	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
6311	No one's told him it's not a chicken.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
6312	This case is making me hungry.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
6313	I told him, there are just no middle men to cut out.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
6314	Nobody's gonna know. How would they know? They're gonna know.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
6315	He’s waiting for me to put him in the picture”	1.1364	0.05233	44	38	6	0
6316	cum, lol	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
6317	To get eggs any fresher than ours, you’d have to lay them yourself.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
6318	Which came first?	1.1358	0.04892	81	73	5	3
6319	Last night,I got Chick-fil-Laid.	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
6320	It was the chicken	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
6321	Maybe a 'Fake News' approach would lead to solving this never-endinging open case?	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
6322	Breakfast !	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
6323	He's getting close; he's no longer ordering omelets.	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
6324	First, give me some bacon. Then read Aristotle.	1.1356	0.05648	59	53	4	2
6325	That generation will never vote our way. Scramble their rights.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
6326	His true-crime podcast has really taken off.	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
6327	I"f you stare at it long enough, one seems to come before the other."	1.1356	0.05648	59	53	4	2
6328	He’s watching intently to see which one makes the first move.	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
6329	This guys in the poultry industry, so stay cool and emphasize the ambiguity. Maybe we should have thought twice about presenting on the origins of Salmonella outbreaks.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
6330	I don't know, but I think he might be getting close.	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
6331	Our "expert" thinks the egg is part of a Venn diagram."	1.1356	0.04495	59	51	8	0
6332	Wow, Special Victims Unit has a really broad remit!	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
6333	Do we have to have another talk with Tony about posting pictures of his family on the evidence board? Last week it completely ruined the case and he ended getting his wife arrested.	1.1356	0.05104	59	52	6	1
6334	He's trying to understand about the reverse world.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
6335	Don't waste your time. It's another of those posters about the huge egg.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
6336	Overthinking is not an activity that is not well supported with a cork board and sticky notes.	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
6337	'I repeat, he actually said he'll work with 'anything but chicks''.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
6338	He's trying to figure out if he eats them both,which one will come out first	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
6339	What he lacks in originality is made up for in clarity of presentation and analytic method.	1.1346	0.05512	52	46	5	1
6340	I could make a ballpark guess.	1.1346	0.05512	52	46	5	1
6341	He wasn't satisfied with the why-did-it-cross-the-road question.	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
6342	I just went vegan. It was the pictures on social media of featherless chickens that got me.	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
6343	This poster should come first.	1.1346	0.05512	52	46	5	1
6344	Okay, lets start again. Earth’s oceans were inert until lightning struck many times causing nucleotides to form, combining to produce ameba life, eventually evolving to………	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
6345	This Root Cause Analysis training has gone too far.	1.1346	0.05512	52	46	5	1
6346	What the fuck is this what is he even doing	1.1346	0.04779	52	45	7	0
6347	up to now, nobody has found the answer'	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
6348	There was a spot of blood in the egg. Forensics is checking for a DNA match.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
6349	The evidence keeps pointing to a Chinese 1,000 Year Old Egg.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
6350	His eggorythms may be biased	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
6351	What a waste of time.	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
6352	I'm thinking of attending the egg seminar first...	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
6353	This omelette is getting out of hand.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
6354	Everything is riding on this - all other employees have been poached	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
6355	This will surely test the viability of our investment in team building and shared decision making.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
6356	I'm told he's so brilliant that we will soon know what came first-- the chicken or the egg?	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
6357	Who cares whether it's matricide or filicide? Either way it's murder — just charge the hen.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
6358	We have top men working on it right now.	1.1343	0.04705	67	58	7	1
6359	Larry is still in denial. He just noticed we are not using post-its anymore	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
6360	I think I’ll have an egg salad sandwich instead of tuna fish for lunch.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
6361	We should just skip right to lunch!	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
6362	The chicken and the egg got here at the same time and this proves it!	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6363	Follow us on our podcast, but we believe the chicken may have murdered the egg.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6364	Ever since he solved why it crossed the road, he's been unstoppable.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6365	This proves beyond any doubt that Caitlyn Jenner and all the other freaks like him is biologically a man.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6366	A cage-free ending doesn't look likely for this case...	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6367	And it begs the question of a chicken feather and an egg in a vacuum.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
6368	He still thinks it moot.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6369	Yes, sir, this submarine is retired and Non-GMO. Torpedoes are optional. I am not traveling as much as I used to.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6370	We're jigsawing this. Which do you want to present on, feathers or yolk?	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6371	I've seen an egg from the grocery store, but I don't think I've ever seen a live chicken. Have I missed something?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
6372	We'll, the first place prize is at stake.	1.1333	0.05557	60	54	4	2
6373	We’re getting pretty close to cracking which came first.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6374	We found the fox's body, but which of them got to him first?	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6375	We've been working on this case for 3,000 years.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6376	We’re Facebook. Can’t we figure this out once and for all?	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6377	Can't we give a hint about the order ?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
6378	I don't know the answer to the riddle, but if it's scrambled eggs and pancake time -- I'm there.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
6379	Phil, you know do not discuss meals in this room! He was finally leaning toward chicken and you just HAD to tell me how "perfect" your poached you-know-what was?!	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6380	One thing's for sure: the perp egged the wrong house.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6381	He's trying to understand the chicken's involvement	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6382	We are going to have to break some eggs before we figure this one out.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6383	He keeps asking me which came first – the poster board or the stand?	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6384	He's trying to figure out what came first the Chicken the Egg or the Post It Note"	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6385	I tell you he's the best investigator we have. He sees connections everywhere.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6386	He’s still trying to figure out which came first	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6387	If he finds out why the suspect on the left crossed the road, I think he can crack this case.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6388	I know there’s a lot going on out there, Detective, but the chief says this is our top priority. Understood?	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6389	Ad revenue is up 30% since our site started the conversation	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6390	Call me a skeptic, but something tells me neither of these guys committed the murder.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6391	Then he said he's going to solve why the chicken crossed the road.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
6392	We’re going to do to big chicken what Uber did to big taxi.	1.1333	0.05023	60	53	6	1
6393	His husband was killed by one of those wacky arm-waving jobbies in front of a car dealership. Tragic.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
6394	hey, want to grab a nightcap while this guy ponders?"	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
6395	It turns out the egg was the first to cross the road."	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
6396	Give up. BECAUSE the EFFECT is that he isn’t going to get an answer.”	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
6397	We think she's running another shell game	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
6398	He’s been trying to crack this case for years.	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
6399	Which one was created first? The egg or the chicken?	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
6400	It’s a new installation called ‘Which came first? The Art, or the Artist - Annotated”	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
6401	The yolks on him! The English Muffin came before either.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
6402	He's been standing there for hours. He just can't decide.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
6403	Even worse,his clucking is getting louder.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
6404	Overthinking that one can be crippling.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
6405	The Chief says to check it all out again in front of a mirror ‘cause we got it all backwards?	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
6406	It's a tough one...we're downsizing based on seniority.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
6407	So shall we candle eggs over dinner?	1.1321	0.05413	53	47	5	1
6408	So which is 1st?	1.1321	0.05413	53	47	5	1
6409	Finally, it has been scientifically proven that no chicken or egg has ever experienced an orgasm.	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
6410	I’m concerned what will happen when he gets to the child and genital drawing.	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
6411	He decided, the egg came first.	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
6412	He has been staring at the same board since we hired him as an Intern 8 years ago	1.1321	0.06046	53	48	3	2
6413	He’s dyslexic but it doesn’t bother him.	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
6414	Is he ready to add the cock?	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
6415	Who's going to break it to him, you or me?	1.1321	0.04695	53	46	7	0
6416	He thinks this will help with the climate crisis, but I think he’s too deep in the pockets of oil	1.1321	0.05413	53	47	5	1
6417	If we can't figure out what came first, let's start by figuring out what came second!	1.1321	0.05413	53	47	5	1
6418	Should we really be trusting a vegetarian with this dataset?	1.1321	0.05413	53	47	5	1
6419	I know which one...	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
6420	They’re Darwin’s field notes.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
6421	He’s to chicken to say it’s the egg	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
6422	I can't decide if I want breakfast or dinner...	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
6423	So...which one do you think came first?	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
6424	I doubt we’ll ever solve it, but we already got the podcast offer, and I’ve got my money on a Webby.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
6425	Right, but what came second?	1.1311	0.05470	61	55	4	2
6426	- He believes the chicken robbed the egg, and then start this how puzzle thing about who came first.	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
6427	It expresses the artist take on which came first, the chicken or the egg.	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6428	So what are you guys having for lunch?	1.1311	0.05470	61	55	4	2
6429	Maybe we shouldn’t share this latest “transformational paradigm shift” with his tenure committee just yet.	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
6430	We're trying to decide whether to read left-to-right or right-to-left.	1.1311	0.05470	61	55	4	2
6431	I only asked you what you wanted for dinner!	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6432	This should hold him over until we figure out the chicken crossing the road case.	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6433	Attending a performance of “ The Fowl Play”	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6434	OK, the chicken wins this time, but it's all a matter of perspective.	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6435	Therefore, the more eggs, the more hearty our meals shall be...	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
6436	He has always struggled to make up his mind...	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6437	DON'T ASK HIM TO ORDER CHICKEN CHOW MEIN!	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
6438	He’s working out a proof that the chicken really did come first.	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6439	It's all a bit scrambled. Not sure what comes first.	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6440	This is how the boss distracts somebody while they clean out his office.	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
6441	So how long have you studied evolutionary biology?” @julietbarke	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
6442	He’s considered a leading expert on what came first amendment rights.	1.1311	0.04358	61	53	8	0
6443	Data scrambling.” @drewdernavic	1.1311	0.04945	61	54	6	1
6444	I'm having second thoughts. Did we get this right?	1.1304	0.05020	46	40	6	0
6445	We want to see if the janitor can figure this one out, too.	1.1304	0.05905	46	41	4	1
6446	HE WAS DEFINATLY LEANING FOR THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST" . '' BUT WHEN I SAID THE EGG IS HARD BOILED IT SEEMED TO THROW HIM FOR A LOOP	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
6447	It’s an endless cycle now, so who cares?	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
6448	In the uterus, chickens produce ovocleidin-17 (OC-17), which causes the formation of the thickened calcium carbonate shell around their eggs.	1.1304	0.05905	46	41	4	1
6449	He’s trying to prove what came first.	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
6450	He calls it: Which comes first, the cock or the ball?	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
6451	Last night was fun. If you don’t mind my asking, were you the chicken, or the egg?	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
6452	He’s convinced us that it all leads back to the egg, man.	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
6453	Am I still a vegetarian if I eat this egg?	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
6454	We are still stuck at the first question	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
6455	Didn't you use it in your block-chain course last semester? Yap, and it burnt all the way through.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
6456	It's the Lean Six Sigma project to remove all non value steps from both the egg and the chicken production processes.	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
6457	Nobody knows which came first, but Banksy is banking 20 million for this one.	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
6458	So Post-It notes came before the chicken and the egg?	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
6459	He wanted to go first.	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
6460	Charles Darwin, Einstein's E=MC2, still can't get this one." By Thomas Sievers	1.1296	0.04614	54	47	7	0
6461	can you believe he still doesn’t know?	1.1296	0.05318	54	48	5	1
6462	The good news is that it's reversible.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
6463	It's his science project explaining why the Chicken came first.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
6464	He's waiting for it to cross the road.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
6465	We’re now looking for a mRNA precursor	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
6466	If you want to meet Elon Musk, you have to solve this question First.	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
6467	Some one should tell him...it remains the a most prominent mystery	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
6468	Are the voting results in yet ?	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
6469	We really need him to look at these budget numbers.	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
6470	To make it easier we should reverse the’ chicken’ and the ‘egg’ caption!	1.1290	0.05385	62	56	4	2
6471	He says it’s “derivative” Thanks	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
6472	Why did the chicken cross the road." It's a joke. I'm never teaching here again	1.1290	0.05385	62	56	4	2
6473	He’s good. His last project was the Big Bang Theory.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
6474	He'll help us- his department figured out why it crossed the road.	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
6475	I get the need to solve cases but this new detective is over the edge!	1.1290	0.04869	62	55	6	1
6476	Let’s wait for bob’s interpretation and then copy him but better.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
6477	He’s our new intern working on the not-gonna-be-hired task.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
6478	And now for our next exhibit, Chick Fil A’s menu blueprint	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
6479	The working theory is that it was a tie.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
6480	Our latest episode just dropped so pretty confident our 24 podcast subscribers will solve the mystery by end of week.	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
6481	We have been looking at this question all wrong… it’s not which of these came first, but which one was eaten first.	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
6482	Amazon deliveries..am I right?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
6483	He wants to sell it to The Economist as an NFT	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
6484	Hmm, yes. In order to solve the larger questions of life, we must go back to the “what came first” theories	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
6485	This is helpful, but we still need a motive. Why? Why did the chicken cross the road?	1.1277	0.04920	47	41	6	0
6486	I still say we should have put the egg first.	1.1277	0.05784	47	42	4	1
6487	We specialize in eliminating the middleman.	1.1273	0.05225	55	49	5	1
6488	He's still in school. We thought a new perspective might help.	1.1273	0.05834	55	50	3	2
6489	He knows which one came first.	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6490	You have to sauté the meat before adding the egg or you get scrambled salmonella. Duh!	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6491	This dipshit has to be the worst bird scientist I've ever met, or my name isn't ELIZABETH HOLMES!	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6492	Don't interrupt him - he is working on a breakthrough workflow - which came first; the chicken or the egg!?	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6493	I know, but if he should solve it, as Study Leaders we’ll still get the credit.”	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6494	The egg came first. Something that was not quite a chicken laid an egg and the first chicken was hatched but I guess he doesn’t know.	1.1273	0.05225	55	49	5	1
6495	He thinks he's Spooky Mulder with his Eggs File.	1.1273	0.05225	55	49	5	1
6496	He just sent in a DNA test and is trying to figure out what the results might be.	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6497	The new hire has it figured out.	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6498	I completed the profile, and we’re looking at organic.	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6499	Whatever it is, the egg is a naught; the chicken came first."	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6500	Which did you post first?	1.1273	0.05225	55	49	5	1
6501	Yes,but in Israel the egg comes first!	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6502	Oh, this is where we get our eggs from.	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6503	At this stage chicken is nudging out egg	1.1273	0.04535	55	48	7	0
6504	He said he was here first, but I’m not so sure.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
6505	Whoever hatched the idea of having a conference on this subject? This logic of going around in an oblong circle is getting us nowhere...	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6506	I heard he fucked a chicken	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
6507	He wants to start with an alien spacecraft	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
6508	He’s still trying to figure out the crime’s mastermind. The Chicken or the Egg…	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6509	He's my best logistics student. He'll figure it out.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
6510	Wrong order! He’s an eggshibitionist first!	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6511	They are all saying the same thing,"Which came first? The chicken or the egg?"	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6512	Nothing worse than getting egged on by a chick who doesn't feel a connection. Guess I'll have to lower my eggspectations.	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
6513	So whether we make a profit depends on whether the chicken or the egg came first?	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6514	Canacki is about to answer the Big Question.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
6515	We should have asked Monty Hall!	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6516	The catch is, in this case, by cracking it there ceases to be a chicken.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6517	They have to be the other way round	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
6518	Pondering which came first.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6519	So. It's finalky resolved now?	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
6520	Looks like there's been a breakthrough in the COVID-19 origin investigation.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6521	This guy's always looking to make an extra buck.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6522	Which one was the first breakfast?	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6523	He's here every week since age 7	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
6524	Buzz me if one of them ever laughs.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6525	Shocking! The hen house was clean.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
6526	We brought in a Test viewer to check reactions He has looking for an hour and not a clue	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
6527	World leaders at COP26 decide further analysis of the “basics” is needed.	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6528	He suspects that he one who created both could be inside that egg	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
6529	Turns out, it was the egg. Next question?	1.1270	0.04229	63	55	8	0
6530	Now we can find out who reads right to left without causing suspicion.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
6531	I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s a blowup of a jelly bean.	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
6532	He says he’s Will Huntings’ son !	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
6533	This looks like a case for the X-Files!	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
6534	This replaces speed dating.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
6535	He's quite baffled by "which came first?"	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
6536	...And that's how we make all white meat chickens.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
6537	They used to use chickens to explain sex education and kids were confused.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
6538	I say we call it the the "Brunchverse" and hope people stop asking about it.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
6539	That’s cool, but why did it cross the road?	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
6540	What does the medical eggsaminer say?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
6541	Now I'm craving for a chicken sandwich.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
6542	He’s finally cracked the conundrum.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
6543	Not a problem, he's our Washington lobbyist.	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
6544	I sometimes wonder if my research is just a way of avoiding the real work of raising chickens.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
6545	He's our most tenacious cold-case detective.	1.1250	0.05734	56	51	3	2
6546	We’re also making real progress towards determining whether you wait ‘in line’ or ‘on line’.	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6547	The chickens said they will stop laying eggs until they were fully vaccinated.	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
6548	He wants to start a 'cold cases' podcast.	1.1250	0.05734	56	51	3	2
6549	We've narrowed it down to two suspects who might've crossed the road.	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
6550	It's an egg-cellent conspiracy theory.	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
6551	We’re going to need more resources to solve this one, Inspector.	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
6552	He thinks he can solve this. Don't ruffle his feathers.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
6553	Turns out it's actually embarrassing how simple it is.	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6554	My poster shows that the egg came first from an earlier bird. But my grant application to find out which kind of bird, laid an egg.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
6555	Of course, he's a strict vegan.	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
6556	To a man the choice is between a hard boiled egg and chicken wings.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
6557	The chicken or the egg... does anyone give a s_ _ _ anymore ?	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6558	We're down to KFC or Dunkin Donuts	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
6559	We don't know which came first, but we've got a good idea why she crossed the road.	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6560	The artist actually lived in a chicken coupe for 3 years.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
6561	Homeland's over, but I'm not.	1.1250	0.05223	64	58	4	2
6562	I don't care about all that. I'm just happy they fry up so well.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
6563	Well, if anyone can hatch this …	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
6564	After our retreat Bob is convinced you can solve anything through Kaizen.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
6565	Shouldn't we be focused on solving the pandemic?	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
6566	The algorithm takes you to a campaign ad for a rooster.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
6567	We haven’t hired any new investigators since the captain made this part of the hiring process.	1.1250	0.04459	56	49	7	0
6568	I don't know Jeremy, I think chickens could just be a government cover up.	1.1250	0.05223	64	58	4	2
6569	To Be or not To Be	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
6570	What is old is new again when we do strategic planning.	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6571	Personally,I thought it was case closed after the omelet autopsy.	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6572	I just realized that my results include no nested data!	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
6573	He can't decide which picture to put first--the chicken or the egg.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
6574	The new guy seems to be taking this case over hard.	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6575	Female: “Do you think we should help him figure out which came first?” Male: “Lunch seems more important, how about some chicken?”	1.1250	0.05669	48	43	4	1
6576	The real question isn’t ‘whodunnit,” rather ‘which came first’?	1.1250	0.04824	48	42	6	0
6577	Bill is on a quest to figure out what came second. He said there were enough people working on the first question.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
6578	Birdbook" changes name to "Egg" in rebranding eggsercise	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6579	Well, he hung up the chicken picture before the egg picture, so…	1.1250	0.04167	64	56	8	0
6580	While designing schematics for the new poultry farm, the engineer has figured out that the egg comes before the chicken	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
6581	We will go by popularly rather than primacy… eggs have right also!	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
6582	is she checking to see if it's hers or not?	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
6583	Threaded online rankings have replaced art crtics	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
6584	He changed a lot after the regression session	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
6585	Once he figures it out, we're getting pregnant.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
6586	Must we be captive to which came first? Can’t we claim an exclusion under RoeVsWade?	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
6587	Yes. this is what we plan to do.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
6588	He's been standing there for several hours.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
6589	I wonder if he reads left to right or vice versa.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
6590	oh, what to cockoldodledo?	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
6591	Does a boat trailer come with it?	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
6592	He was a fine feathered friend, but you need to let him go.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
6593	Promise not to tell him the answer.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
6594	Nonsense. The post-it came before both the chicken and the egg.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
6595	The DA thinks the plaintiff will crack any day now	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
6596	His farm background may be useful in this case, sir.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
6597	Should we suggest he instead answers which came second?	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
6598	Maybe they were right to reject our bid on the ‘How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?’ project.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
6599	He says Betty White was first. He’s figuring out now who’s second and third.	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
6600	He’s been staring at my poster for over an hour. I wonder what’s perplexing him, my research question or my results?	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
6601	We have new theories as to which came first. Much like Biden's idiocy, was he born with it, or was it society that created the blithering fool?	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
6602	Do you think New York City is more productive because it's large?	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
6603	Enough already .. we’ve been at this for3 hours. Is it weird I have a craving for eggs Benedict? J. Kinsey - Toronto, ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
6604	He's been working on this for five years -- should we give him a bonus?	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
6605	Obviously, the egg came first. It was laid by something that wasn't a real chicken.	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
6606	You got the right man on the job. He doesn't do anything else around here.	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
6607	Our firm will make history if we win the case of Knock Knock,et al.,v. Chicken and The Egg.	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
6608	We're getting really close to solving it. But I wouldn't be standing here saying that if we didn't live in an era of ubiquitous bulletin boards.	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
6609	It's not a matter of what came first -- it's a matter of philosophical inquiry.	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
6610	Putting the egg in a cage seems rather offenceive	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
6611	Setting priorities can really be hard!	1.1228	0.05050	57	51	5	1
6612	Can't we just call it a 'scramble'?	1.1228	0.05636	57	52	3	2
6613	I told you solving the mysteries of life is not art!	1.1228	0.04386	57	50	7	0
6614	Here's How you analyze the top murder of the century	1.1224	0.05558	49	44	4	1
6615	We've got to improve on that flow chart	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
6616	I watched everything on Britbox, so I started Birdbox.	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
6617	He is working on the eternal question, which came first.	1.1224	0.04731	49	43	6	0
6618	What came first, the paradox or the crippling paranoia	1.1224	0.05558	49	44	4	1
6619	Despite the algorithm's best efforts, this post just isn't polarizing users the way it once did.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
6620	I just worried, if he doesn't crack it, it may well it crack him.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
6621	Obsessive thoughts have become a common syptom of pandemic fatigue.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
6622	Do you think he has figured out which came first	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
6623	Yeah,I know how it looks . . . but he's actually doing a meal plan.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
6624	This looks like an eggistential problem to me.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
6625	He's too chicken to say whodunnit first	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
6626	I know .I know. More importantly did he cross the road for the picture ?	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
6627	He is the best at dating artworks.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
6628	I can’t decide if this plan is derivative or not.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
6629	It's this week's contest	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
6630	Unless it pertains to us, I don’t care which one came first”	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
6631	We've bought an island that we're turning into a theme park. The star attraction will be giant chickens that we're hatching from prehistoric eggs...	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
6632	Yeah, David’s been trying to choose an appetizer for his weeding for hours now. He’s not sure if the chicken or the egg should come first.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
6633	"Not sure,but my favorite breakfast is a chicken omelet"	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
6634	He’s Scadinvavian.	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
6635	Nature is so ingenious -- the chicken is the egg's way of making more eggs!	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
6636	We're thinking the question is more organic than "what came first".	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
6637	He's studying the other side of the road.	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
6638	This is looking like one hard-boiled crime, detectives.	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
6639	He says he’s almost cracked the problem.	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
6640	Does he smell more fried or scrambled to you?	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
6641	From the beginning it is always about choosing a side.	1.1207	0.04315	58	51	7	0
6642	So typical of him. He’s overthinking even the simplest things. Look at him, trying to decide between an omlette and chicken salad.	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
6643	Maybe this isn't an agile workflow.	1.1207	0.04967	58	52	5	1
6644	We think the answer relates to why it crossed the road	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
6645	It's been a long time question without a sure answer.	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
6646	It looks like a "which came first" analysis, but actually Dr. Fauci hired us to consult on tax-funded torture ideas.	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
6647	I’m not quite sure I can accept this s organic.	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
6648	You keep asking me...and I just don't know...	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
6649	Just teach him how to make a schnitzel and let’s go back to anal probing.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
6650	So how's the investigation going? long haired with glasses: sir we are still working on it. short hair with glasses: hm... who came first... the chicken or the egg?	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
6651	Our research department has been working on this for weeks, and we still can't figure out which came first - the chicken, or the egg.	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
6652	The evidence in this paternity suit is all scrambled.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
6653	The new intern should have finished that hours ago, I still need him to get my coffee and open that PDF on my desktop. Good thing we aren't paying him.	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
6654	the committee still could not make the decision on the award İf he solves this one too. The options are , chicken or egg.	1.1200	0.05451	50	45	4	1
6655	Maybe these interview questions need to be toned down a bit	1.1200	0.04642	50	44	6	0
6656	It was an interesting experiment about premature ejaculation.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
6657	He's an egghead, and said the egg had to come first, before the head.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
6658	He’s here every day…..so told him to just pick a side already	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
6659	Turing didn't solve it! Hawking didn't solve it! Let Bumble here give it a shot!	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
6660	I need to ask Siri	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
6661	Nobody could, but he belies he can.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
6662	I didn’t think he would take it so seriously when I asked him what came first…	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
6663	Personally, I don’t think it’s what it’s all cracked up to be.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
6664	He doesn't have anything else to do ?	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6665	He was inspired by Glenn Beck.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6666	I think we should give him another research grant.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6667	See, he doesn't get it - my advice, switch the pictures.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6668	Yes sir we’ve almost cracked the case.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6669	I'm suddenly in the mood for fried chicken." "Oh yeah? I was thinking omelettes	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6670	He’s trying to figure out which came first, push pins or Post-it notes.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6671	He’s everywhere! He’s everywhere!!!	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6672	He's wrong about everything but never in doubt until now.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6673	What time was he killed?	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
6674	He’s having trouble understanding his son’s science fair project.	1.1186	0.05451	59	54	3	2
6675	We tried forensic genealogy but that lead no where.	1.1186	0.04246	59	52	7	0
6676	This guy claims the 'which came first'? issue involves a ballet and the sounds of unhatched chicks.	1.1176	0.05348	51	46	4	1
6677	He’s looking for the identity of the cereal killer	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
6678	In other words, if the egg is fertilized you’ve been eating scrambled chicken for breakfast.	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
6679	Your research showing that the chicken and the egg are mutually co-arising deserves a Nobel Prize.	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
6680	I'm keeping him occupied so I can ask you out.	1.1176	0.05348	51	46	4	1
6681	The answer is simple: the potency of the egg comes first.	1.1176	0.04556	51	45	6	0
6682	It turned out that Sheldon Cooper IS a real person. We are highly optimistic.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
6683	I don't think he fully grasped what Mark was saying about taking a "holistic approach" to this year's analytics	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
6684	Ancestry just hired him. I do tell him he's a perfectionist.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
6685	I took this year's undergrad research theme to heart and went directly to the first-principle eggsistential question	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
6686	why'd the chicken cross the road	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
6687	It wasn't clear if the chicken or the egg came first.	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
6688	Our research	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
6689	Good interview so far but we need to rethink asking candidates to show their work on question 3	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
6690	The new Dexter reboot is fucking awful.	1.1167	0.05363	60	55	3	2
6691	He said he's already solved it and is working on an application.	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
6692	If the egg is ahead can the chicken be quickened?	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
6693	I don't know about that, but I came first in bed last night with you two.	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
6694	It’s the age old question: visual organiser or Prezi?	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
6695	Has anyone considered their astrological charts?	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
6696	He's running for office, so don't include him in our survey.	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
6697	- Metaverse!!thats where’s the answer!!	1.1167	0.04808	60	54	5	1
6698	what if we put the egg back in the hen that might turn the time backwards.	1.1167	0.04179	60	53	7	0
6699	His next Podcast will be exploring conspiracy theories surrounding the chicken or egg first proponents	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
6700	But this entry doesn't solve the riddle - chicken or egg?	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
6701	Can you believe at brunch they had an omelet chef?	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
6702	The F.B.I. Loves Mob Podcasts because we’re looking for a deeper understanding of some of the biggest cases of our careers!	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
6703	Tie goes to the runner?	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
6704	Yes, of course I see the pattern. Now do you see where it crosses the road?	1.1154	0.05249	52	47	4	1
6705	I dunno, I felt I had to move on to a study that was more fertile than trees falling in forests	1.1154	0.05249	52	47	4	1
6706	The plot chickens....	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
6707	We're left with only one question, people: why does this sick bastard cross the road?	1.1154	0.05249	52	47	4	1
6708	He's trying to determine if Executive Privilege covers the chicken.	1.1154	0.04474	52	46	6	0
6709	Look! He’s close to figuring out our new multi-cooker the captain left us in the break room.” @rachelargent	1.1154	0.05249	52	47	4	1
6710	This could be one for the ages.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
6711	You have to renew his grant--he's so-o-o-o close to cracking it.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
6712	It's hard to say what came first, the notice board or the flow-chart.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
6713	He's trying to crack that new true crime podcast mystery.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
6714	That’s right, Lieutenant. The perp squawked as we egged her on, and we cracked this one wide open.	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
6715	After solving this he'll be working on why it crossed the road.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
6716	I guess the chicken did come first.	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
6717	We like to start them off easy here at Quantum Theory University.	1.1148	0.04115	61	54	7	0
6718	Is this was Zuckerberg means when says 'meta?'	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
6719	That Nate a Silverman guy is just not working out. I mean, have we forgotten our product is bacon?”	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
6720	show some respect, rookie. you’re looking at the man who invented the crack epidemic” @shittynewyorkercartooncaption	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
6721	I hear Bob's going to cash out and go into poultry farming. Good luck with that, eh?"	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
6722	I heard the new guy's a vegan.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
6723	Cop a doodle do	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
6724	I think his brain is scrambled.	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
6725	Let’s go for lunch	1.1136	0.04840	44	39	5	0
6726	For which job is he applying: fry-cook or philosopher?"	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
6727	No, no, no, we're actually trying to figure out which came first - the Spanish omelette or chicken Florentine.	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
6728	Danto clearly stated the egg came first.	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
6729	We're running out of CSI series themes.	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
6730	Congrats, now we know.	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
6731	I simply cannot support an egg-man for tenure.	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
6732	He's our expert in Critical thinking.	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
6733	You know what? Let's just circle back to this.	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
6734	If he says the answer is "Meta" - then we're all fried.	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
6735	According to this “fowl” diagram, the rooster came first.	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
6736	If he doesn't crack this one, the grantmaker will come home to roost.	1.1132	0.05154	53	48	4	1
6737	Forget that, I want to know who hatched the idea for this insufferable science fair.	1.1132	0.04394	53	47	6	0
6738	He's one of the best in the field. He'll figure it out for us.	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
6739	We basically had to rubber room him after this big operation of his in Las Vegas went sideways. The, uh, Ephen-stay Addock-pay situation. Yeah. We don't really care what he's up to at this point, so long as he's keeping his mind off what he's done.	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
6740	After he solves this, he thinks he can figure out who's on first.	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
6741	We're' close; some new information just came in over the chicken wire.	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
6742	Gibbons sticks with the old tried-and-true techniques of genealogy	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
6743	I am happy to see people appreciate our creative approach to a classic problem: what comes first, the rooster or the dinosaur egg?	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
6744	He’d finally settled on the chicken, but then realised that chickens lay eggs.	1.1129	0.04052	62	55	7	0
6745	After all the votes were tallied. The chicken came in first, the egg came in second and I'm starving.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
6746	The board is meeting this afternoon and he still hasn’t finished the presentation.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
6747	Trump left him down here in the bunker almost a year ago I don	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
6748	No,it's just a scramble recipe.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
6749	It went viral and so far the chicken is winning.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
6750	He's examining the family tree.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
6751	Did you bring the barbecue sauce and mayonnaise?	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
6752	The conclusion is irrefutable - the chicken vs. egg paradox was an absolute tie … a case of spontaneous eggbustion!”	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
6753	My mom said chicken and my dad said egg and that's why they hired an attorney.	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
6754	So far, Eggs are leading by 10%	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
6755	The CEO is convinced he has the makings of a go-viral "Ted Talk" on the white board	1.1111	0.05062	54	49	4	1
6756	He's the only one who thinks it's a crime not to know which came first.	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
6757	Just don't ask him why the chicken crossed the road.	1.1111	0.05705	45	41	3	1
6758	My brain is scrambled, I don’t have the answer.	1.1111	0.05705	45	41	3	1
6759	He's been there a while; should we add some more hints?	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
6760	This is all wrong, it's obvious that the egg came first.	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
6761	Don Draper and the team at Sherman Sterling just sent it over. They suggest we call the flu shot campaign,Ovalbuming Out. (To the judges, if you know what ovalbumin is you’ll get it)	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
6762	Meat is murder” is not a valid legal argument.	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
6763	It's Ted's theory that neither one came.	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
6764	As a lifelong chicken, Mr. Little naturally wonders about the egg	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
6765	It makes more sense if you look at it from behind.	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
6766	We're still checking out priors.	1.1111	0.05062	54	49	4	1
6767	He's been obsessing all week about recipes for the company brunch, and, of course, what comes first?	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
6768	Let's just cancel his segment. Do the vegan restaurant trend.	1.1111	0.04588	63	56	5	1
6769	Only women know the answer!	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
6770	We’ve been on it for three months now. Sometimes I think we’ll never get to the bottom of it. Laurence Frank, Lewes, DE	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
6771	We are still conducting scientific trials and hope to have an answer before our grant funds run out	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
6772	The odds are trending two to one that the chicken came first.	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
6773	I say we indict the chicken. We still don’t know why he crossed the road and besides, the egg has the perfect alibi-it’s an egg.	1.1111	0.05705	45	41	3	1
6774	I think he believes he has figured out what came first.	1.1111	0.04588	63	57	5	1
6775	Ummmmm.... Should I get beef instead?	1.1111	0.04317	54	48	6	0
6776	An egg that size surely came before the chicken..	1.1111	0.04738	45	40	5	0
6777	So, we’ve connected the dots... Obviously, the hen did that 🤷‍♀️	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
6778	It's unbelievable - he's been at this all night and still no answer.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
6779	He seems really inspired by the movie “ Good Will Hunting” we saw last week	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
6780	We're gonna solve this question once and for all...	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
6781	Forget it, we'll never find out which came first	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
6782	It's brilliant to have solved this perplexing problem!	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
6783	According to my Facebook feed, Trump came first.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
6784	We know the victims names, but are stumped on the sequence of events that evening.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
6785	Scientist: “If man was to f*ck a chicken, would it give birth to an egg?”. Lady: “We’ll pay you £100.”. Man: “Let’s negotiate. Is £120 okay?”.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
6786	Just wait until he finds out that orangutans don't come from eggs.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
6787	Of course our results are inconclusive	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
6788	Frankly, we can't figure out which came first.	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
6789	They've really loosened their guidelines for poster sessions.	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
6790	He doesn't understand the size differential between those two items.	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
6791	Rest assured, Dr. Cluckman will get to the bottom of this.	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
6792	there must be a way to turn ONE of these into milk!	1.1091	0.04242	55	49	6	0
6793	Bobs not really grasping what Rick meant when he asked for an inception to date business plan	1.1091	0.04242	55	49	6	0
6794	I think we finally stumped our freshman brainiac!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
6795	We give this case to all our new hires. It’s a right of passage.	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
6796	You were mocking his cause/effect strategy, so you're fired.	1.1077	0.04963	65	60	3	2
6797	I think he's waiting for an epiphany	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
6798	I t doesn't take an Einstein to figure that one.	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
6799	Should we tell them that there is more protein in the chicken breast than a boiled egg?	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
6800	And I had thought that Charles Darwin had solved that puzzle,long long ago	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
6801	I don’t think sticky-note brainstorming with solve this problem	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
6802	Groundbreaking scientific proof that the burger came before the chicken and the egg	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
6803	But if we are living in a computer simulation and we invented computers--which came first, us or the computers?	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
6804	Well, actually, I was here first!	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6805	He's a genius in Theoretical Thinking.	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6806	He says he's going to kill himself because he can't make up his mind...	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6807	He's trying to figure out which came first.	1.1071	0.04887	56	51	4	1
6808	I’d give him another 5 minutes then send him homet	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6809	Sir, apparently, zoology is not his best field of study.	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6810	Now he is trying to figure out ‘Which one crossed the road first?’	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6811	Dev: A classic circular dependency problem! Managers: ... Why is IT here?	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6812	If anyone could figure this one, I thought for sure it would be Ari Stotle!	1.1071	0.04887	56	51	4	1
6813	How do you like your eggs in the morning,born or scrambled?	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6814	I think we’ve been asking the wrong question. The real question is ‘which came second?’	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
6815	I asked him for Eggs Benedict for breakfast three days ago and it took him there. And by there I mean I’m starving.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
6816	You need a hen man NOT a rooster	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6817	I come last. Animal husbandry comes first.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6818	He’s convinced the answer will determine the world’s fate.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
6819	Even SWOT analysis won’t help this problem.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
6820	Well, if you can’t figure it out, and I can’t figure it out, what makes you think he can figure it out? Damn, I hate riddles!!	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6821	Joe always focuses on the wrong part of the story.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6822	That's not an answer at all.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
6823	What came first the Chicken or the New Yorker	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
6824	Which came first, the rumpled shirt or the whiteboard?	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
6825	There was a DNA match- so the chicken did it.	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
6826	Word association. It works every time.”	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
6827	He found those shells and thinks he got a big break in the case.	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
6828	He's our new marketing consultant. He is supposed to help us figure out a marketing strategy for our solar hen house heaters.	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
6829	Can't imagine Why they reopened this old case file -- No one	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
6830	But,what I can't wrap my head around is: if the chicken murdered the egg... then who murdered the chicken?	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
6831	The solution is to eat them both together at the same time.	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
6832	Maybe we should just ask them.	1.1053	0.04101	57	51	6	0
6833	No way can this audit provide an answer that will be satisfactory to the chicken wing of that party !	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
6834	We're running out of time - this one pecks on a lunar cycle.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
6835	No, his question is, "Which is bigger, the chicken or the egg?"	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
6836	Work here long enough and you'll see a conspiracy in EVERYTHING.	1.1042	0.04456	48	43	5	0
6837	I can't wait to find out which lecture comes first	1.1042	0.04456	48	43	5	0
6838	We've put our best agent on the case. If anyone can crack it, he can.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
6839	When he figures it out we'll create a bitcoin after it.	1.1034	0.04725	58	53	4	1
6840	We are training a deep learning algorithm to figure it out.	1.1034	0.05326	58	54	2	2
6841	I've been told this is the guy to ask for a final decision.	1.1034	0.04725	58	53	4	1
6842	As you can see here, we felt that “for the people, by the people” as a slogan needed an overhaul	1.1034	0.04725	58	53	4	1
6843	Guess he's put the missing child on hold?	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
6844	I can't stop thinking about chicken omelettes.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
6845	Now that right there is the mail. Let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Chic Ken," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day it's Chic Ken-	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
6846	I suggested usingVenn diagram.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
6847	(Woman): He's on the case of which came first, hen or egg? So far he's figured out it is code for Trump or conspiracy. (Man): But he has not yet seen it is both? (Woman): He's slow to see connections. (Man): Ah yes! The curse of a democrat.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
6848	Beats me. But I'm really in the mood for an omlette all of a sudden.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
6849	Hope we don't get him on the office Pictionary team. He's been standing there three days trying to figure this one out.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
6850	He’s been trying to become Super Rooster for years, just let him be.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
6851	Strangely, the Agile-Scrum-DevOps approach doesn't seem to be working any better than anything else in reaching a conclusion. Who's going to tell our out-of-touch, incompetent Management?	1.1020	0.05253	49	45	3	1
6852	"Every few years he re-examines the only case he hasn't solved.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6853	Ok you were rite, it does come first	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6854	There are no dates on those two postings. He’s been standing there all day.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6855	I don't get it? He just doesn't get it!	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6856	Despite the data breach, we’re moving forward to determine the correct answer.	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6857	‘Yeah, apparently Larry’s husband dropped him off at the office right after his dentist appointment. I wonder how long the gas lasts for?’ @newyorkercartoons	1.1020	0.04369	49	44	5	0
6858	We don't want to bring this issue before the Supreme Court.	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
6859	It’s a 100% egg and hen French restaurant. But we’re undecided whether the Chef’s Special should be Coq au Vin or Poulet Provençal. And should Sunday brunch highlight the Eggs Benedict or the Quiche Lorraine?	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
6860	Everybody knows the egg came first.	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
6861	Which came first, Paul Simon reported a familial murder or wrote a song about it?	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
6862	This board is an eggsellent idea.	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
6863	Greg has been standing here since the start of time.	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
6864	Well, it depends upon which dinosuar it descended from"	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
6865	And some questions are best NOT left unanswered, such as—where were you at 3am last night?	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
6866	He claims they both came second.	1.1017	0.03969	59	53	6	0
6867	He’s come to the conclusion that the egg is the chicken’s problem child.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
6868	Yes, I'm the lawyer representing the chicken claiming they/xe/(f)ae was definitely first.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
6869	Nerd alert! Mad scientist frantically crunching numbers!	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
6870	Can you get me a hoagie?	1.1000	0.04286	50	45	5	0
6871	Breakfast or lunch? I can't decide.	1.1000	0.04286	50	45	5	0
6872	As art, it's pretty sketchy, but it does create a lot of arguments.	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6873	The seemingly unrelated can be connected in unexpected ways beware of giving up before thinking and talking through everything	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
6874	It seems we have gotten off-topic.	1.1000	0.04286	50	45	5	0
6875	We followed the breadcrumbs... it lead us to chicken parm.	1.1000	0.05153	60	56	2	2
6876	Well, which came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.1000	0.04286	50	45	5	0
6877	Do you think Ted Cruz knows what he is looking at	1.1000	0.04286	50	45	5	0
6878	Michelangelo painted the egg was first in the Sistine Chapel.	1.1000	0.04286	50	45	5	0
6879	It was a pandemic wake up call. Eschew the trivial, focus on the fundamentals.	1.1000	0.05153	60	56	2	2
6880	His group can't answer it, either. Let's try an empty nester.	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6881	SVU: we've got a suspect but no eyewitness.	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
6882	He just learned to read right to left	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
6883	We're tyring to avoid calling in the internet sleuths.	1.0984	0.04499	61	56	4	1
6884	He's looking into what happens when you cross an organic pastured chicken with an egg from Wuhan China.	1.0984	0.04499	61	56	4	1
6885	We’re split on which one is a bones and which one is a no bones.	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
6886	Research is beginning to indicate that it might be simultaneous	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
6887	Yes, Mr. President, we’ve used our entire 1.2 million dollar budget, and all we’ve concluded is that we can conclude nothing.	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
6888	Which came first, the Away Day or the Post-It Note?	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
6889	He always gets his protein.	1.0980	0.04205	51	46	5	0
6890	He dressed as the chicken… the chicken came first.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
6891	Captain Invisible has been staring at the mirror all day. He may just be on to something!	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6892	I think we’re close to cracking this case.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6893	Chicken sandwich war never changes.	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
6894	Sam's been like this ever since he had that "Womb Regression Therapy"	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6895	Don't get me started!	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
6896	The debate has largely shifted to whether it's a rooster or a hen, or both, or neither.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6897	It just looks simple to us.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
6898	This is why we shouldn’t keep giving cold cases to interns.	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
6899	Any caption about which came first should immediately be shelved.	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6900	we need a paternity test	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6901	Actually he is trying to decide between having roast chicken or an omelet for dinner tonight.	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6902	Chief thinks finding out which perp arrived at the crime scene first will help crack the case.	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6903	He's looking for the street crossing sign.	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6904	Which came first, the 'Chicken or the Egg?' Just ask any fertile, barnyard Rooster, he'll tell you, it all starts with the 'Lay!'	1.0962	0.04128	52	47	5	0
6905	- Who is this guy? - This is Agent Mulder, and he still believes the eggs are the landing pods of the Darturan space fleet.	1.0962	0.04958	52	48	3	1
6906	We have two persons of interest, but which came first is the question that must first be answered.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
6907	He's finally decided that the chicken came first.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
6908	As you can see we have made amazing advancements is the creation of the modern flu vaccine. Using eggs is so outdated. The whole chicken is the future!	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6909	Our research shows that it is the connecting lines that really matter.	1.0952	0.04584	42	38	4	0
6910	What did he do to that takeout menu?	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6911	It just says the first chicken hatched from an egg not laid by a chicken.	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
6912	But this doesn't explain the semen found at the scene.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6913	At least we’ve determined it’s not an NP-complete problem. It may yet be decidable.	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
6914	That’s why God made the omelette	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
6915	Yep I've decided omlette for tea.	1.0943	0.04053	53	48	5	0
6916	I offered him a spoon but he says he doesn’t need any help cracking the case.	1.0943	0.04053	53	48	5	0
6917	He’s saying goodbye, he’s ‘going vegan’. He’ll be back after he pisses off his family and work colleagues by talking about the calcium content in a blueberry.	1.0943	0.04053	53	48	5	0
6918	We started this case from scratch and put a dozen detectives on it, but now we know who hatched it and we're close to cracking it wide open.	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
6919	If he solves the puzzle, the next step is the obstacle course.	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
6920	All evidence points to it being the feathered frog’s egg.	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
6921	It’s a mystery.	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
6922	Clearly you've uncovered a dinosaur egg.	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
6923	Another crime detective conundrum!	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
6924	We still don't know which came first.	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
6925	The real question is are you a chicken or an egg"	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
6926	He seems close to a breakthrough...	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
6927	The more important question is which came first, the org-chart or the org?	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
6928	I’m not saying you’re wrong. I just think we should at least consider a possible second theory on this one.	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6929	It’s Benjamin Buttoning back into an egg, sir, so we have motive (cursing fate and whatnot) but we still don’t HOW it killed God.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
6930	We’re re-branding.	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
6931	He still insists the chicken was genetically modified	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
6932	: He never gives up.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
6933	Not first - just how. Just humor him.	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6934	[in Borat voice] Ma wife	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6935	We ought to just start by improving the drive-through lines.	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6936	He's been standing there for seven years...don't interrupt...	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6937	And this is our most popular entry level conspiracy theory.	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6938	He's either trying to reverse-engineer the egg from the chicken in order to solve the age-old conundrum - or trying to figure out his mom's fried chicken recipe..	1.0909	0.03912	55	50	5	0
6939	You fried WHAT?	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
6940	It could be the lost Banksty.	1.0893	0.04613	56	52	3	1
6941	Trump comprehensive IQ. Test - cock, mirror and many unpaid bills.	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
6942	Whatever his conclusion, he'll claim his proof was derived before yours.	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
6943	He's solved it, the egg was a double-yolker.	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
6944	He told me once he figures it out, we will have the answer to one of life's most dumbfounding questions.	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
6945	I think the egg should have been on the right	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
6946	After last night’s devastating shooting the police chief is working hard to figure out who shot first	1.0893	0.04613	56	52	3	1
6947	I call it “Grand Unified Theory”	1.0889	0.04290	45	41	4	0
6948	Steve Kornacki back at the big board.	1.0889	0.04290	45	41	4	0
6949	I bet the rooster came first.	1.0889	0.04290	45	41	4	0
6950	They just announced more budget cuts.	1.0889	0.04290	45	41	4	0
6951	This diagram makes more sense than your choices for last weeks finalists !	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
6952	So you’re saying it’s actually the Chicken that came first?	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
6953	He's too Chicken to write a "Caption" !	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
6954	Like both the chicken & the egg, his brain is fried.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6955	"He's pretty well known in his genre. He writes self-help books for poultry."	1.0877	0.04534	57	53	3	1
6956	The eggheads and the feather brains will address the ‘which came first’ issue.	1.0877	0.04534	57	53	3	1
6957	Eventually one of us is going to have to tell him that David Bowie passed away.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6958	I think he’s finally going to crack it.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6959	I think he might crack before the suspect does.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6960	And that was how I got stuck in the infinite loop.	1.0877	0.03780	57	52	5	0
6961	HE IS .LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTIO N OF WHICH CAME FIRST .	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
6962	Yeah, Dave's pretty flat. They found another smashed egg.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
6963	I guess we've reopened our oldest cold case.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
6964	I say chicken first but my dyslexic friend says egg first.	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
6965	The chicken and the egg are definitely related, sir. But as to which came first, we're still not sure.	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
6966	Who planned this planning committee?	1.0862	0.04458	58	54	3	1
6967	He likens it to figure field ambiguity! Go figure!	1.0862	0.04458	58	54	3	1
6968	Wait until they hear the one about the dead cat in the box!	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
6969	My grandparents had a lot of those extinct species in their backyard.I wish I were there.	1.0862	0.03718	58	53	5	0
6970	It looks confusing, but we got BDO.	1.0851	0.04114	47	43	4	0
6971	He still doesn’t get how they relate to each other.	1.0851	0.04114	47	43	4	0
6972	I don't know about you, but I have a hankering for some Vichyssoise!	1.0847	0.03657	59	54	5	0
6973	If you ask me, it was a hatchet job, and then he scrambled.	1.0847	0.03657	59	54	5	0
6974	Should I interrupt and explain it to him? He's been standing there for 4 hours already.	1.0847	0.03657	59	54	5	0
6975	Was this the boss’s idea to put the intern up to this… task?	1.0847	0.04384	59	55	3	1
6976	He's been standing there forever.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
6977	He says he has a sudden craving for oyakodon.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
6978	He’s still wondering why Andy Warhol didn’t pick up on it	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6979	Are you hungr	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
6980	This old argument needs resolution once and for all.	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6981	The proof is left as an exercise to the reader.	1.0833	0.04312	60	56	3	1
6982	We believe Chicken McGee and Eggs Benedict are working together to subvert the midterms.	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
6983	He says the system needs just one more reboot.	1.0820	0.04243	61	57	3	1
6984	According to this research, we need more research to know which came first - the chicken or the egg.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
6985	I feel this guy from corporate can solve it if he just keeps the ole horse before the cart	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
6986	He’s the first person to solve the egg-chicken conjecture.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
6987	I wish he would decide, so that we can fly this coop.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
6988	. . . before he left, Bezos told him to caption this whiteboard.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
6989	Mr Fauci working on his degree.” @cococostiganar	1.0820	0.04243	61	57	3	1
6990	Bob – which came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
6991	Michael struggles with his vegan diet	1.0806	0.04176	62	58	3	1
6992	He wants to interview relatives but I keep telling him they're not available.	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
6993	His fantasy team laid an egg.	1.0800	0.03876	50	46	4	0
6994	He’s trying to think outside of the box	1.0800	0.03876	50	46	4	0
6995	There’re fewer tips we have in this case.	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
6996	He's taking it to the next level- he is just became a Tic Tac Toe grand master.	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
6997	He has been here looking for 4 hours.	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
6998	Who will tell him that this egg is of an Ostrich?	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
6999	No, not that Wire.	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
7000	YEA YEA - Funny. Chicken - egg - I know high art when I see it. No need for explanatory post-its. However, the oeuvre that issues from the other orifice of the chicken is Hunter Biden territory. Off limits-for now.	1.0784	0.03802	51	47	4	0
7001	It's my usual order -- two eggs wrecked -- and the new kid has to do it his way. For lunch, I'm ordering a BLT and watch his head explode.!" Yeah, I know -- I'm B-A-D	1.0784	0.03802	51	47	4	0
7002	The bigger picture of life.	1.0784	0.03802	51	47	4	0
7003	He’s been trying to crack this one since his partner got laid off.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
7004	What in the chicken is going on.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
7005	How many times do we need to tell Brad to stop reading Twitter at the office?	1.0769	0.03731	52	48	4	0
7006	He's trying to figure out how to put the chicken IN the egg. Idiot.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
7007	Apparently the breakthrough came when they realized the egg problem and the road problem are isomorphic.	1.0769	0.03731	52	48	4	0
7008	Just address it as they, them.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
7009	He’s a Master Black Belt.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
7010	Give him a few months with this and then put him on the "Blinker Fluid" case.	1.0755	0.03663	53	49	4	0
7011	So, when can we call the UN to discuss the pressing matter?	1.0755	0.03663	53	49	4	0
7012	I told him it will never change, but he refuses to move on. He's calling for an investigation.	1.0755	0.03663	53	49	4	0
7013	I'm sure it will come as no surprise that he's vegan.	1.0755	0.04547	53	50	2	1
7014	We’re testing this for the next squid game	1.0755	0.04547	53	50	2	1
7015	You’d think we would have solved this age old question by now, but no, so we’ve put our best scientific brain to work	1.0755	0.03663	53	49	4	0
7016	Can we do burgers for lunch?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
7017	This board is the definition of chicken scratch, I can't even read it	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
7018	Oh come on, it was an eggcellent work of art.	1.0741	0.03597	54	50	4	0
7019	honestly this whole ‘what came first? the chick or an egg’ is getting to us all	1.0741	0.03597	54	50	4	0
7020	It’s the age old question, which came first, the roast chicken or the fried egg ?	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
7021	he still doesn't get it.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
7022	He has trouble getting his priorities straight.	1.0732	0.04118	41	38	3	0
7023	You must be kidding. He's going to solve "which came first? the chicken or the egg?" A millenial comes first.	1.0727	0.03534	55	51	4	0
7024	The bottom middle sticker is him ad he's terribly confused.	1.0727	0.03534	55	51	4	0
7025	We can't even agree on which or who came first.	1.0727	0.04384	55	52	2	1
7026	Unlike the chicken and the egg,I always cum first	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
7027	They made him an omelette he couldn	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
7028	We put our best person to try to solve the riddle.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
7029	He's trying to decide what to do first, SPAC or next big social media platform.	1.0714	0.03473	56	52	4	0
7030	Derivative art appears to be making a comeback…	1.0714	0.03473	56	52	4	0
7031	He wants to know what came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.0714	0.03473	56	52	4	0
7032	If we give him a little room he just might give us the answer.	1.0714	0.03473	56	52	4	0
7033	He thinks there’s a problem here worth solving.	1.0714	0.04022	42	39	3	0
7034	You should see what happens when we scramble the egg.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
7035	I think this egghead is definitely convinced the egg came first	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
7036	Then I guess I'll have an egg salad, thanks	1.0702	0.03413	57	53	4	0
7037	Still pondering which came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.0702	0.03413	57	53	4	0
7038	In my house, the egg comes first, deviled, and then the fried chicken Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma	1.0702	0.03413	57	53	4	0
7039	After this, don't you dare ask him, "Why did the chicken cross the road? "	1.0702	0.04233	57	54	2	1
7040	If we can solve this we solve all of our logistic problems and save Christmas.	1.0690	0.04161	58	55	2	1
7041	Coming up with a seniority bonus program for Tyson is proving harder than we thought.	1.0690	0.03356	58	54	4	0
7042	Yeah, it's the Dean's idea to build undergrad numbers.	1.0690	0.03356	58	54	4	0
7043	I just don't believe that he was here before the whiteboard.	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
7044	Duh! He's missing the rooster.	1.0667	0.03761	45	42	3	0
7045	I asked him to show me on the chart where I asked him for his opinion. He's been there for three hours trying to prove to me it's on there. In the meantime, I ate his lunch.	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
7046	I say first prize, his solution is elegant.	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
7047	No, he didn't jump the line. He came first.	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
7048	The scheduled exhibit is on a ship outside the L.A. Harbor, but this one makes more sense.	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
7049	Nothing can stop egg to become new live.	1.0645	0.03896	62	59	2	1
7050	He discovered that the chicken came first because Noah couldn't store the egg!	1.0638	0.03604	47	44	3	0
7051	Scientists still wonder as to which came first; the chicken, or the egg?	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
7052	ehehehggg!	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
7053	Ten to one he’s not a Creationist.	1.0625	0.03531	48	45	3	0
7054	Is he still undecided on the default image for new Twitter accounts?	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
7055	Egg or the chicken - the riddle turns to a diorama	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
7056	Do you think he will be able to solve this unsolvable riddle?	1.0612	0.03460	49	46	3	0
7057	It was a classic crime of passion - a May-December love affair gone awry.	1.0600	0.03393	50	47	3	0
7058	So, someone finally figured out why we have all those damn meetings!? Huh...	1.0600	0.03393	50	47	3	0
7059	Dinner? Sure.... KFC or IHOP?	1.0600	0.03393	50	47	3	0
7060	This is a classic mystery, and its an especially tough one, which came first. Even with all the investigation we still have no clue.	1.0588	0.03328	51	48	3	0
7061	It’s John Nash again, hallucinating the government has him on one more secret code	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
7062	Your study is flawed by your systemic bias.	1.0577	0.03265	52	49	3	0
7063	I saw the Chicken one. He the one who steals the ruby!	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
7064	Can he not tell they are free range?	1.0566	0.03205	53	50	3	0
7065	It's a hard boiled mystery.	1.0566	0.03205	53	50	3	0
7066	Many of our best Ontology majors are minoring in Criminology.	1.0545	0.03090	55	52	3	0
7067	I'm still trying to work out which comes first , the chicken or the egg!	1.0526	0.02984	57	54	3	0
7068	Chicken? Egg? Or subliminal messaging via sticky notes? That’s the question.	1.0526	0.03895	57	55	1	1
7069	It’s a test. To pass, he’ll have to mention “rooster”.	1.0526	0.03895	57	55	1	1
7070	Police work at its finest	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
7071	Last week it was Ivermectin. Now he’s moved on to the chickens	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
7072	He keeps saying he got here first.	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
7073	Einstein couldn’t figure-out why the chicken crossed the road either.	1.0508	0.03764	59	57	1	1
7074	at some point we HAVE to tell him he doesn	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
7075	He’s been at it for weeks. I said, “Can’t we just change the Impossible burger color to white and take a vacation?”	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
7076	I think it will be a while yet until he gets to why it crossed the road.	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
7077	We think it's the egg - since there are all sorts of birds using i	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
7078	It all started from where do you want to go for lunch.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
7079	We lack sufficient evidence to determine which one came first	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
7080	He still can't decide if he should post version A or B	1.0417	0.02915	48	46	2	0
7081	This takes locally sourced to a whole new level	1.0400	0.02799	50	48	2	0
7082	He's trying to figure out which came first; the chicken livered or the egghead.	1.0377	0.03774	53	52	0	1
7083	There's insufficient data to decide.	1.0364	0.03636	55	54	0	1
7084	They all want to know which came first. Should we label it?	1.0364	0.02547	55	53	2	0
7085	Interesting . This new art movement is called "bowel " Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.0333	0.02337	60	58	2	0
7086	I don’t think it works as an origin story. But then again…	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
7087	It's the egg's first time getting laid, so of course it comes first."	1.0189	0.01905	53	52	1	0
7088	Detective, your colleague is confused. If they scrambled the egg, then where did the chicken dome from? On the other hand, if they cooked the chicken, where did the egg come from? I say mark this as a "cold case" and put it in the freezer.	1.0167	0.01681	60	59	1	0

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