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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-10-31T23:31:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-11-15T00:32:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-11-09T00:32:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 15, 2021 |
Number of captions | 7089 |
Number of responses | 743889 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It’s the closest Texas would let us get to sex ed. | 1.9263 | 0.01108 | 6103 | 2528 | 1497 | 2077 |
1 | Him? That's the guy who figured out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. | 1.7820 | 0.01144 | 4862 | 2191 | 1540 | 1131 |
2 | We have ordered both from Amazon and we are going to see which comes first. | 1.7269 | 0.01392 | 3325 | 1648 | 937 | 740 |
3 | Don't sell him short. He did solve that crossing the road thing. | 1.7159 | 0.01407 | 2862 | 1332 | 1011 | 519 |
4 | I love messing with the interns. | 1.7131 | 0.01703 | 2025 | 968 | 670 | 387 |
5 | He's good. Last week, he figured out that you CAN put the cart before the horse. | 1.7113 | 0.01647 | 2113 | 998 | 727 | 388 |
6 | Should he pass this one, we'll put him on Schroedinger's cat. | 1.7090 | 0.01932 | 1770 | 917 | 451 | 402 |
7 | Order both from Amazon--see which one comes first. | 1.7072 | 0.01868 | 1810 | 914 | 512 | 384 |
8 | I bet if we asked the hens, they'd say the rooster came first. | 1.6929 | 0.03054 | 736 | 400 | 162 | 174 |
9 | We’ve got it narrowed down to two possibilities. | 1.6911 | 0.01559 | 2318 | 1121 | 792 | 405 |
10 | He's convinced there's a third possibility. | 1.6887 | 0.02113 | 1182 | 553 | 444 | 185 |
11 | I know it's dumb. But we got a grant. | 1.6865 | 0.01652 | 2121 | 1050 | 686 | 385 |
12 | So, if anyone spends more than a minute in front of the board, we don't hire them. | 1.6860 | 0.01636 | 2134 | 1049 | 706 | 379 |
13 | We have positive IDs on both suspects. We just don't know who started it. | 1.6850 | 0.01684 | 2111 | 1069 | 638 | 404 |
14 | If only my husband cared this much about who came first | 1.6850 | 0.02683 | 911 | 487 | 224 | 200 |
15 | We’ve finally got enough to bring the rooster in for questioning. | 1.6821 | 0.01921 | 1513 | 739 | 516 | 258 |
16 | Our hopes are high; just last week he put the horse before the cart. | 1.6810 | 0.01748 | 1906 | 956 | 602 | 348 |
17 | He's good, last week he solved the disappearing socks in dryer case. | 1.6791 | 0.01737 | 1882 | 933 | 620 | 329 |
18 | I told him it was rhetorical but apparently he was a philosophy major. | 1.6778 | 0.01745 | 1853 | 917 | 616 | 320 |
19 | Bill’s been on it for 2 weeks now. At this point no one has the heart to tell him it was rhetorical. | 1.6757 | 0.01804 | 1779 | 897 | 562 | 320 |
20 | He’ll crack this. He’s the one who figured out why it crossed the road. | 1.6704 | 0.01933 | 1508 | 755 | 495 | 258 |
21 | Does he know the answer is on the other side? | 1.6673 | 0.01950 | 1557 | 806 | 463 | 288 |
22 | The hen said the rooster came first. | 1.6671 | 0.02042 | 1547 | 842 | 378 | 327 |
23 | The suspect and victim appear to be related. | 1.6643 | 0.02245 | 1111 | 560 | 364 | 187 |
24 | The School Board sent him to see if it's too explicit. | 1.6620 | 0.02985 | 716 | 389 | 178 | 148 |
25 | This is why we don’t give research grants to philosophy majors. | 1.6618 | 0.02579 | 887 | 462 | 263 | 162 |
26 | All evidence points to fowl play. | 1.6614 | 0.02967 | 694 | 369 | 191 | 134 |
27 | I thought we agreed no use of paradoxical metaphors around the engineers. | 1.6609 | 0.02088 | 1392 | 738 | 388 | 266 |
28 | Cold case squad says the picture on the left is what our killer might look like today. | 1.6566 | 0.02168 | 1325 | 718 | 344 | 263 |
29 | I can’t believe it is taking him this long to figure out that I’m pregnant. | 1.6553 | 0.02191 | 1285 | 694 | 340 | 251 |
30 | He’s close to cracking it. | 1.6542 | 0.02059 | 1284 | 648 | 432 | 204 |
31 | I was dubious at first too, but it turns out he's the one who solved the case of the fallen tree in the forest. | 1.6523 | 0.02451 | 952 | 495 | 293 | 164 |
32 | Yeah, he's new, they've got him working cold cases. | 1.6495 | 0.02857 | 659 | 333 | 224 | 102 |
33 | Why is a MAN making a decision on hen reproduction? | 1.6493 | 0.02249 | 1189 | 639 | 328 | 222 |
34 | Should we tell him that the solution is on the other side? | 1.6474 | 0.03879 | 380 | 199 | 116 | 65 |
35 | It’s the oldest cold case we have. | 1.6471 | 0.02178 | 1159 | 595 | 378 | 186 |
36 | He says it's for science, but I think he's doing it to get chicks. | 1.6448 | 0.02313 | 1112 | 598 | 311 | 203 |
37 | And nobody thought to question the rooster? | 1.6439 | 0.02280 | 1115 | 592 | 328 | 195 |
38 | This is a great example of a meeting that could have been an email. | 1.6431 | 0.02303 | 1073 | 565 | 326 | 182 |
39 | He's boiled it down to two possibilities. | 1.6420 | 0.02650 | 757 | 385 | 258 | 114 |
40 | We call it a hen diagram. | 1.6419 | 0.02314 | 1089 | 582 | 315 | 192 |
41 | He thinks he can crack it. | 1.6410 | 0.02656 | 819 | 436 | 241 | 142 |
42 | We normally wouldn't bother, but you never turn down any kind of federal funding. | 1.6393 | 0.02346 | 1037 | 550 | 311 | 176 |
43 | Who's got the heart to tell him that's a rooster? | 1.6391 | 0.02358 | 1028 | 546 | 307 | 175 |
44 | Can we at least agree that they both taste delicious when fried? | 1.6372 | 0.02334 | 1006 | 524 | 323 | 159 |
45 | He has a novel approach: He's trying to figure out which came second. | 1.6369 | 0.02302 | 1019 | 527 | 335 | 157 |
46 | His father went crazy working on the tree falling in the empty forest case. | 1.6361 | 0.02368 | 981 | 513 | 312 | 156 |
47 | We keep getting stuck on the who cares aspect of the question. | 1.6358 | 0.02378 | 994 | 526 | 304 | 164 |
48 | We can't seem to establish a timeline of events. | 1.6356 | 0.02302 | 988 | 504 | 340 | 144 |
49 | I found something for the intern to do. | 1.6355 | 0.02343 | 985 | 511 | 322 | 152 |
50 | Bad news. Someone made a sandwich out of the evidence. | 1.6346 | 0.02472 | 977 | 535 | 264 | 178 |
51 | Let’s try it by the process of elimination. Who came second? | 1.6344 | 0.02364 | 960 | 497 | 317 | 146 |
52 | It's a Hen diagram. | 1.6343 | 0.02785 | 763 | 416 | 210 | 137 |
53 | It's an age-old conundrum. Einstein was the first to realize both make good sandwiches. | 1.6340 | 0.02408 | 981 | 524 | 292 | 165 |
54 | This question is not over easy. | 1.6340 | 0.02782 | 683 | 351 | 231 | 101 |
55 | Law and Order: KFC | 1.6326 | 0.02498 | 950 | 520 | 259 | 171 |
56 | The egg comes first in Texas. | 1.6310 | 0.02533 | 924 | 507 | 251 | 166 |
57 | He's good. He solved 'paper or plastic' and 'debit or credit.' | 1.6302 | 0.02911 | 668 | 358 | 199 | 111 |
58 | Fantastic news--we've narrowed it down to two possibilities. | 1.6266 | 0.02442 | 881 | 457 | 296 | 128 |
59 | I'd summarize the case for you, but I don't even know where to begin. | 1.6263 | 0.02432 | 883 | 457 | 299 | 127 |
60 | It's our little way to keep him busy while the rest of us go to lunch. | 1.6259 | 0.02480 | 866 | 453 | 284 | 129 |
61 | I feel we’re very close now… he’s narrowed it down to two possibilities. | 1.6254 | 0.02495 | 857 | 449 | 280 | 128 |
62 | He’s good. Just last week he figured out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck. | 1.6253 | 0.02532 | 862 | 460 | 265 | 137 |
63 | His latest theory is that the answer may lie just across the road. | 1.6248 | 0.03059 | 589 | 314 | 182 | 93 |
64 | I think we can rule out the egg. It's got an airtight alibi. | 1.6241 | 0.02516 | 846 | 445 | 274 | 127 |
65 | He always overthinks breakfast. | 1.6227 | 0.03556 | 432 | 230 | 135 | 67 |
66 | Which came first, the elevated patriarchal construct of the rooster’s role or the marginalization of the hen? | 1.6222 | 0.02616 | 839 | 459 | 238 | 142 |
67 | We ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon to see which comes first. | 1.6193 | 0.02684 | 809 | 448 | 221 | 140 |
68 | He’s from CSI: Iowa | 1.6179 | 0.02722 | 793 | 442 | 212 | 139 |
69 | It's not an existential question -- he's trying to decide on lunch. | 1.6173 | 0.02518 | 784 | 402 | 280 | 102 |
70 | We suspect fowl play. | 1.6152 | 0.02706 | 764 | 417 | 224 | 123 |
71 | It’s time the rooster bares some responsibility . | 1.6146 | 0.02738 | 755 | 415 | 216 | 124 |
72 | I told him he needed to get laid. I think he misunderstood. | 1.6132 | 0.02790 | 742 | 413 | 203 | 126 |
73 | He knows which came first but is hung up on whether the question needs a comma. | 1.6118 | 0.02691 | 747 | 403 | 231 | 113 |
74 | Well, he did solve the cart-and-horse problem. | 1.6111 | 0.03830 | 360 | 192 | 116 | 52 |
75 | Gary, that's a rooster. | 1.6107 | 0.04470 | 298 | 169 | 76 | 53 |
76 | The grant came first. | 1.6107 | 0.02776 | 727 | 400 | 210 | 117 |
77 | It’s even more complex since this is a rooster who identifies as a hen. | 1.6097 | 0.02900 | 720 | 413 | 175 | 132 |
78 | Fill out the right forms and you can get a federal grant for anything. | 1.6082 | 0.02768 | 707 | 384 | 216 | 107 |
79 | The hen has motive, opportunity, and ovaries. I say, bring her in. | 1.6072 | 0.02784 | 690 | 373 | 215 | 102 |
80 | I’m beginning to think that we’re asking the wrong question. | 1.6072 | 0.02799 | 695 | 379 | 210 | 106 |
81 | It’s the final step in our interview process. | 1.6071 | 0.02761 | 700 | 378 | 219 | 103 |
82 | This is not what I meant when I said “let’s start from the beginning” | 1.6068 | 0.03984 | 323 | 171 | 108 | 44 |
83 | Let's focus on what came last and work backwards. | 1.6066 | 0.02642 | 694 | 358 | 251 | 85 |
84 | I thought this case would be over-easy. | 1.6059 | 0.03200 | 505 | 269 | 166 | 70 |
85 | It is not a question of which came first. It is a question of, who cares? | 1.6053 | 0.03073 | 565 | 306 | 176 | 83 |
86 | He definitely suspects fowl play. | 1.6041 | 0.02734 | 682 | 362 | 228 | 92 |
87 | Sir, there’s a concern among the team that we aren’t getting the meaningful assignments. | 1.6033 | 0.02818 | 673 | 366 | 208 | 99 |
88 | Don’t laugh. It’s an interview question for Google applicants. | 1.6030 | 0.04470 | 267 | 145 | 83 | 39 |
89 | The evidence is starting to show that there may have been another chicken involved. | 1.6021 | 0.02841 | 666 | 364 | 203 | 99 |
90 | Frankly sir, this case was never going to be over easy. | 1.6012 | 0.02782 | 667 | 358 | 217 | 92 |
91 | It’s part of our executive leadership program. We like to see how long they’ll work on a no win situation…. | 1.6006 | 0.02885 | 651 | 358 | 195 | 98 |
92 | If we solve this, we could finally start on why it crossed the road. | 1.5994 | 0.02775 | 649 | 344 | 221 | 84 |
93 | I can't believe this... the janitor solved it overnight. | 1.5994 | 0.02939 | 624 | 343 | 188 | 93 |
94 | His work on poultry traversing public thoroughfares was groundbreaking. | 1.5983 | 0.03060 | 595 | 333 | 168 | 94 |
95 | We have one other victim but the photo is scrambled. | 1.5974 | 0.02968 | 626 | 349 | 180 | 97 |
96 | If one more person says 'we're going to crack this case wide open,' I'm going to slap them. | 1.5972 | 0.04362 | 288 | 160 | 84 | 44 |
97 | I just had to. He thinks he knows everything. | 1.5957 | 0.03017 | 611 | 343 | 172 | 96 |
98 | No way he'll get this one. He couldn't even figure out why it crossed the road. | 1.5956 | 0.05536 | 183 | 103 | 51 | 29 |
99 | Somebody should really tell him it doesn't matter. | 1.5954 | 0.02946 | 613 | 337 | 187 | 89 |
100 | Explain to me again, why do we care? | 1.5947 | 0.03034 | 602 | 338 | 170 | 94 |
101 | Are we asking ourselves the right questions? | 1.5944 | 0.02897 | 609 | 329 | 198 | 82 |
102 | The problem is, the original evidence was all scrambled. | 1.5931 | 0.02987 | 612 | 342 | 177 | 93 |
103 | He's the best - he solved that "crossing the road" problem. | 1.5930 | 0.02952 | 602 | 330 | 187 | 85 |
104 | We’re still considering a third option. | 1.5924 | 0.02853 | 606 | 323 | 207 | 76 |
105 | You do realize that’s a rooster, right? | 1.5923 | 0.03058 | 601 | 341 | 164 | 96 |
106 | Again, why does HR want to know this? | 1.5917 | 0.03882 | 338 | 183 | 110 | 45 |
107 | He's trying to decide if he wants breakfast or dinner. | 1.5901 | 0.02988 | 583 | 320 | 182 | 81 |
108 | If you flip the board around, the egg comes first | 1.5893 | 0.03080 | 582 | 329 | 163 | 90 |
109 | It's hard to know where to start. | 1.5889 | 0.03044 | 579 | 323 | 171 | 85 |
110 | This is how we spent the grant money? | 1.5876 | 0.03083 | 565 | 316 | 166 | 83 |
111 | If he makes it past this, Schrödinger's cat is next. | 1.5862 | 0.03217 | 551 | 318 | 143 | 90 |
112 | He earned his reputation when he proved a bird in hand really was better than two in the bush. | 1.5861 | 0.03662 | 389 | 215 | 120 | 54 |
113 | That will keep him busy for a while. Let’s do lunch. | 1.5859 | 0.02986 | 553 | 298 | 186 | 69 |
114 | Either way, the vegans are upset. | 1.5853 | 0.03140 | 545 | 306 | 159 | 80 |
115 | He's the new guy. He solved "What's the sound of one hand clapping." Now we got him working on this. | 1.5850 | 0.03110 | 547 | 305 | 164 | 78 |
116 | He's our best investigator, he cracked the case of the tree falling in the forest. | 1.5846 | 0.03134 | 544 | 305 | 160 | 79 |
117 | Texas says it’s a chicken a week after it’s laid. | 1.5835 | 0.03318 | 545 | 324 | 124 | 97 |
118 | I told you 'philisophical fridays' was not a good idea | 1.5831 | 0.03866 | 379 | 219 | 99 | 61 |
119 | He's convinced there's a connection. | 1.5822 | 0.03250 | 450 | 240 | 158 | 52 |
120 | I don't have the heart to tell him that no one cares anymore. | 1.5821 | 0.03085 | 548 | 305 | 167 | 76 |
121 | Is it possible we're just overthinking it? | 1.5821 | 0.03025 | 536 | 290 | 180 | 66 |
122 | We brought the egg in for questioning . . . but he wouldn't crack. | 1.5818 | 0.03213 | 495 | 273 | 156 | 66 |
123 | Yes, I told him it was a rhetorical question. | 1.5811 | 0.03098 | 530 | 292 | 168 | 70 |
124 | The REAL question is…“why don’t eggs taste like chicken?” | 1.5805 | 0.03215 | 522 | 296 | 149 | 77 |
125 | It's just a grocery list but, as usual, he had to make a big deal out of it. | 1.5800 | 0.03241 | 519 | 296 | 145 | 78 |
126 | I would stop him but this is the hardest I’ve ever seen him work. | 1.5795 | 0.03066 | 516 | 279 | 175 | 62 |
127 | Let's just give him free range with this case. | 1.5791 | 0.04145 | 316 | 180 | 89 | 47 |
128 | He explained block chain to me. Well, I figured, what the hell. | 1.5783 | 0.03122 | 517 | 285 | 165 | 67 |
129 | There's been a minor set-back. We're now trying to determine why the question was even asked. | 1.5778 | 0.03161 | 514 | 286 | 159 | 69 |
130 | Don’t tell me this is the only evidence we have of voter fraud in Georgia? | 1.5771 | 0.03401 | 506 | 300 | 120 | 86 |
131 | Watch Ted find a way to put himself first. | 1.5758 | 0.03316 | 495 | 284 | 137 | 74 |
132 | I think he's a legislator from Texas | 1.5754 | 0.03412 | 504 | 300 | 118 | 86 |
133 | I say we grill the chicken first and then let the egg fry." | 1.5746 | 0.03395 | 503 | 298 | 121 | 84 |
134 | Mostly, we're getting recipes. | 1.5743 | 0.03202 | 498 | 278 | 154 | 66 |
135 | Both suspects were found at the scene of the crime but we don’t know which one came first. | 1.5743 | 0.03338 | 498 | 289 | 132 | 77 |
136 | I found something he couldn’t mansplain. | 1.5740 | 0.03375 | 500 | 294 | 125 | 81 |
137 | I don't have the heart to tell him it's a duck egg. | 1.5735 | 0.03393 | 490 | 287 | 125 | 78 |
138 | We can't bring them in for questioning. They're cage free now. | 1.5723 | 0.03389 | 484 | 282 | 127 | 75 |
139 | He thinks they're somehow connected. | 1.5723 | 0.03071 | 484 | 258 | 175 | 51 |
140 | We've ordered one of each from Amazon. We'll see. | 1.5720 | 0.03417 | 479 | 280 | 124 | 75 |
141 | Quantum physics proves they BOTH came first. | 1.5708 | 0.03385 | 473 | 273 | 130 | 70 |
142 | When do we tell him we don't know the answer? | 1.5708 | 0.03292 | 473 | 266 | 144 | 63 |
143 | He figured out it's not the chicken or the egg that came first; it's the rooster | 1.5705 | 0.03413 | 482 | 283 | 123 | 76 |
144 | He's the guy who solved the, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" case. | 1.5684 | 0.03336 | 475 | 272 | 136 | 67 |
145 | The one thing we know for sure is the murder weapon: a skillet. | 1.5678 | 0.03325 | 472 | 269 | 138 | 65 |
146 | This is what we get for hiring a philosophy major. | 1.5677 | 0.03336 | 465 | 264 | 138 | 63 |
147 | We've found the answer, but the egg lobby is furious. | 1.5677 | 0.03375 | 458 | 261 | 134 | 63 |
148 | Stan has never understood a rhetorical question. | 1.5674 | 0.03307 | 460 | 258 | 143 | 59 |
149 | The egg has an airtight alibi. | 1.5671 | 0.03239 | 462 | 255 | 151 | 55 |
150 | I don't have the heart to tell him that's a Rooster. | 1.5664 | 0.03602 | 459 | 279 | 100 | 80 |
151 | With the evidence we have right now , this could go either way. | 1.5646 | 0.03222 | 457 | 251 | 154 | 52 |
152 | He says the rooster always comes first. | 1.5643 | 0.03478 | 443 | 257 | 122 | 64 |
153 | He may not figure out which came first, but he will log 14 billable hours. | 1.5643 | 0.03419 | 443 | 253 | 130 | 60 |
154 | I hate when Carl gets to pick lunch. | 1.5643 | 0.03478 | 443 | 257 | 122 | 64 |
155 | He has narrowed it down to 2 possibilities. | 1.5642 | 0.03308 | 452 | 253 | 143 | 56 |
156 | He's convinced the chicken crossing the road has something to do with it. | 1.5636 | 0.03171 | 440 | 235 | 162 | 43 |
157 | We recruited him from Ancestry.com. | 1.5635 | 0.03325 | 449 | 252 | 141 | 56 |
158 | We finally found a way to keep him out of our projects | 1.5616 | 0.03450 | 438 | 252 | 126 | 60 |
159 | ...and when he's finished that get him to work out why it crossed the road. | 1.5614 | 0.03513 | 440 | 258 | 117 | 65 |
160 | We're very close to cracking this. | 1.5606 | 0.03237 | 437 | 238 | 153 | 46 |
161 | Do you think we should tell him it’s a picture of rooster not a hen? | 1.5592 | 0.03540 | 431 | 253 | 115 | 63 |
162 | Our preliminary study documented they both exist. We are applying for funding to determine sequencing. | 1.5589 | 0.03512 | 433 | 253 | 118 | 62 |
163 | He thinks one of our suspects will crack. | 1.5587 | 0.03478 | 426 | 245 | 124 | 57 |
164 | Right now it's polling six of one, a half-dozen of the other. | 1.5558 | 0.03553 | 412 | 239 | 117 | 56 |
165 | You do realize that whoever solves that will get YOUR job. | 1.5550 | 0.03481 | 418 | 240 | 124 | 54 |
166 | All we know at present is that it crossed the road. | 1.5542 | 0.03476 | 424 | 245 | 123 | 56 |
167 | I have to admit, the autopsy was delicious. | 1.5539 | 0.03824 | 408 | 253 | 84 | 71 |
168 | Ask him how the Rooster factors in. I dare ya!’ | 1.5533 | 0.03614 | 403 | 236 | 111 | 56 |
169 | We got him in to look at some cold cases. | 1.5528 | 0.03453 | 398 | 223 | 130 | 45 |
170 | He used the same method to crack the mystery of "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?". | 1.5522 | 0.03499 | 402 | 229 | 124 | 48 |
171 | We're so close to cracking this. | 1.5522 | 0.03604 | 402 | 235 | 112 | 55 |
172 | After this, he’s going to tackle why it crosses the road. | 1.5508 | 0.03643 | 394 | 231 | 109 | 54 |
173 | Would it help if we rephrased the question? | 1.5505 | 0.03558 | 396 | 228 | 118 | 50 |
174 | He sent in the application as a joke. Then they gave him the grant. | 1.5501 | 0.03679 | 389 | 229 | 106 | 54 |
175 | What about you? Any luck on that Humpty Dumpty case? | 1.5490 | 0.03650 | 388 | 227 | 108 | 52 |
176 | Turns out it was the rooster all along. | 1.5483 | 0.03687 | 383 | 225 | 106 | 52 |
177 | I ordered one of each from Amazon. We'll know in 2 days. | 1.5471 | 0.03739 | 393 | 237 | 97 | 59 |
178 | I have his phone so he can’t Google the answer | 1.5467 | 0.03592 | 375 | 214 | 117 | 44 |
179 | I hate it when it’s his turn to pick lunch | 1.5464 | 0.03485 | 399 | 228 | 124 | 47 |
180 | The other team is figuring out why he crossed the road | 1.5459 | 0.03721 | 381 | 226 | 102 | 53 |
181 | Who the hell cares that it’s pointless research? We got a grant for it. | 1.5450 | 0.03800 | 378 | 228 | 94 | 56 |
182 | I’m representing roosters. They’ve been left out of the conversation for far too long. | 1.5439 | 0.04286 | 285 | 169 | 77 | 39 |
183 | Once we crack this one, we move to global warming | 1.5436 | 0.03601 | 390 | 228 | 112 | 50 |
184 | It's not the law, it's the order. | 1.5430 | 0.03513 | 372 | 209 | 124 | 39 |
185 | Wait until he has to explain why it crossed the street. | 1.5428 | 0.03679 | 374 | 219 | 107 | 48 |
186 | After spending nearly a billion dollars of taxpayer money, it turns out that nobody gives a shit. | 1.5402 | 0.03820 | 361 | 216 | 95 | 50 |
187 | He figured out which came first. He just needs to figure out how to explain it to us. | 1.5391 | 0.03636 | 358 | 205 | 113 | 40 |
188 | We think we can figure it out if we get funded for another five years. | 1.5382 | 0.03652 | 353 | 202 | 112 | 39 |
189 | The egg claims he was getting laid, and that the chicken could back up his story. | 1.5378 | 0.03771 | 357 | 211 | 100 | 46 |
190 | If he aces this one I think we can make him Operations Manager. | 1.5374 | 0.03736 | 348 | 202 | 105 | 41 |
191 | I think he's hatching a theory... | 1.5371 | 0.03720 | 350 | 203 | 106 | 41 |
192 | I can’t believe we came back to the office for this | 1.5368 | 0.03734 | 367 | 218 | 101 | 48 |
193 | We know there's a connection, but the suspect flew the coop. | 1.5354 | 0.03697 | 353 | 205 | 107 | 41 |
194 | We’re still trying to establish an accurate timeline. | 1.5339 | 0.03718 | 339 | 195 | 107 | 37 |
195 | Let's hope that picture of the egg has been enlarged. | 1.5337 | 0.04015 | 341 | 210 | 80 | 51 |
196 | We use this to weed out the over thinkers. | 1.5335 | 0.03975 | 343 | 210 | 83 | 50 |
197 | Who made this chart? I said exponential, not existential. | 1.5324 | 0.04059 | 293 | 171 | 88 | 34 |
198 | They say he's really good. At his last place, he actually found the beef! | 1.5324 | 0.03825 | 340 | 201 | 97 | 42 |
199 | We believe they may be laundering money through an illegal shell corporation. | 1.5317 | 0.04019 | 331 | 202 | 82 | 47 |
200 | We're not sure where to begin. | 1.5305 | 0.03883 | 328 | 194 | 94 | 40 |
201 | Either way they are both best fried. | 1.5304 | 0.03872 | 345 | 208 | 89 | 46 |
202 | Critical Egg Theory | 1.5303 | 0.03983 | 330 | 200 | 85 | 45 |
203 | We brought them both in for questioning. We’ll see who cracks first.” | 1.5292 | 0.04146 | 325 | 203 | 72 | 50 |
204 | Actually, he’s just trying to decide what to have for lunch. | 1.5292 | 0.03861 | 325 | 191 | 96 | 38 |
205 | I think he's trying to work out the Kevin Bacon connection. | 1.5287 | 0.04020 | 331 | 203 | 81 | 47 |
206 | This is the FBI, Johnson. We take everything seriously. | 1.5285 | 0.03886 | 333 | 199 | 92 | 42 |
207 | We're still working on the timeline. | 1.5279 | 0.03749 | 341 | 200 | 102 | 39 |
208 | It's a double DNA match. Let's bring them both in. | 1.5271 | 0.03895 | 332 | 199 | 91 | 42 |
209 | He was brought in especially for this one—I hear he solved the road-crossing case. | 1.5263 | 0.03977 | 323 | 195 | 86 | 42 |
210 | We have both of them in custody, but neither one is talking. | 1.5253 | 0.03969 | 316 | 189 | 88 | 39 |
211 | No one has ever asked what came third. | 1.5248 | 0.03889 | 322 | 191 | 93 | 38 |
212 | . If he figures this out hire him! | 1.5247 | 0.04064 | 324 | 200 | 78 | 46 |
213 | So when do we tell the intern we weren’t actually being serious? | 1.5243 | 0.04062 | 309 | 187 | 82 | 40 |
214 | Don’t tell him it’s a rooster... | 1.5242 | 0.03866 | 330 | 197 | 93 | 40 |
215 | Whatever you do, don't bring up the road. | 1.5238 | 0.04128 | 315 | 195 | 75 | 45 |
216 | We're very close to figuring out the solution... once we know where to start. | 1.5237 | 0.03752 | 338 | 199 | 101 | 38 |
217 | Even with the DNA results, we have no leads on who the father is. | 1.5237 | 0.03858 | 317 | 186 | 96 | 35 |
218 | You know every detective has that one case that haunts them. | 1.5235 | 0.03966 | 319 | 192 | 87 | 40 |
219 | Remember 'six-of-one, half-dozen-of-another'? That was him also. | 1.5235 | 0.04066 | 298 | 178 | 84 | 36 |
220 | There is a third option but it's vegan | 1.5227 | 0.03967 | 308 | 182 | 89 | 36 |
221 | We started him on a really old case. | 1.5226 | 0.04027 | 310 | 187 | 84 | 39 |
222 | It’s our best solution yet for dealing with all the annoying summer interns. Coffee? | 1.5222 | 0.03815 | 316 | 184 | 99 | 33 |
223 | Does he know that's a rooster? | 1.5206 | 0.04055 | 315 | 193 | 80 | 42 |
224 | No, he’s actually trying to figure out how to get Magic Marker off of the white board. | 1.5206 | 0.04055 | 315 | 193 | 80 | 42 |
225 | This is why we never let Dave make breakfast | 1.5197 | 0.04192 | 304 | 189 | 72 | 43 |
226 | After he solved why it crossed the road he became obsessed with its origin story. | 1.5191 | 0.03963 | 314 | 189 | 87 | 38 |
227 | $30million in research grants and they still don’t know. | 1.5191 | 0.03963 | 314 | 189 | 87 | 38 |
228 | Both claim the other as an alibi. | 1.5184 | 0.04112 | 299 | 182 | 79 | 38 |
229 | It's his first case | 1.5184 | 0.03945 | 299 | 176 | 91 | 32 |
230 | Last year Kevin figured out why it always rains after you wash your car. | 1.5183 | 0.04091 | 301 | 183 | 80 | 38 |
231 | They're working on the road question down the hall. | 1.5170 | 0.04165 | 294 | 180 | 76 | 38 |
232 | There hasn’t been a crack in this case for over 50 years | 1.5169 | 0.03945 | 296 | 174 | 91 | 31 |
233 | We’ve cracked it. | 1.5169 | 0.04031 | 296 | 177 | 85 | 34 |
234 | Once we solve it, we go on to the "cross the road" enigma. | 1.5155 | 0.03935 | 291 | 170 | 92 | 29 |
235 | Who’s working on the one with the bear in the woods? | 1.5154 | 0.04062 | 293 | 176 | 83 | 34 |
236 | This is the guy who figured out why it crossed the road. | 1.5154 | 0.04091 | 293 | 177 | 81 | 35 |
237 | So I told him, ‘Look pal, you keep looking into this whole chicken & egg thing and it’s YOU who’s never gonna get laid’ | 1.5152 | 0.04188 | 297 | 183 | 73 | 40 |
238 | I've never been able to figure out why it even matters. | 1.5151 | 0.04085 | 299 | 182 | 80 | 37 |
239 | Have you considered where the rooster comes into the equation? | 1.5138 | 0.04064 | 290 | 174 | 83 | 33 |
240 | No, he's deciding what to have for dinner. | 1.5135 | 0.03946 | 296 | 175 | 90 | 31 |
241 | If he figures this out, we'll turn him loose on finding the end of the rainbow. | 1.5132 | 0.03945 | 302 | 180 | 89 | 33 |
242 | I know it’s an age old question, but this year each wrote the other off as a dependent! | 1.5122 | 0.04299 | 287 | 180 | 67 | 40 |
243 | Let's bring them both in for questioning and see who cracks first." | 1.5122 | 0.04213 | 287 | 177 | 73 | 37 |
244 | The rooster came first. | 1.5120 | 0.04391 | 291 | 187 | 59 | 45 |
245 | He's the whiz who solved the case of the road-crossing chicken last year. | 1.5102 | 0.04109 | 294 | 180 | 78 | 36 |
246 | In a parallel universe, the chicken and the egg both come first. | 1.5090 | 0.04152 | 279 | 169 | 78 | 32 |
247 | Exactly 50% got it right. We just don't know which 50% | 1.5088 | 0.04207 | 285 | 176 | 73 | 36 |
248 | It just can’t be as simple as breakfast before dinner. | 1.5077 | 0.05057 | 195 | 120 | 51 | 24 |
249 | He thought he had it yesterday, until I asked him why the egg crossed the road. | 1.5072 | 0.04248 | 276 | 170 | 72 | 34 |
250 | Maybe we're asking the wrong question. | 1.5072 | 0.04004 | 278 | 164 | 87 | 27 |
251 | Your next assignment is to find out who’s on first. | 1.5068 | 0.04081 | 294 | 180 | 79 | 35 |
252 | Why is no one asking about the rooster? | 1.5056 | 0.04067 | 269 | 159 | 84 | 26 |
253 | If we can crack this I’m confident that before long we’ll know why it crossed the road. | 1.5056 | 0.04395 | 269 | 169 | 64 | 36 |
254 | We assigned him to this project based on his work on the "bear in the woods" problem. | 1.5053 | 0.04311 | 281 | 177 | 66 | 38 |
255 | Legal weed has ruined grant funded research. | 1.5043 | 0.04530 | 232 | 141 | 65 | 26 |
256 | If anyone can crack it, he can. | 1.5036 | 0.04132 | 278 | 169 | 78 | 31 |
257 | Nobody has been able to crack this one | 1.5000 | 0.04352 | 262 | 163 | 67 | 32 |
258 | Even worse, we still don't have a motive for the road crossing. | 1.5000 | 0.04613 | 262 | 171 | 51 | 40 |
259 | Are we even asking ourselves the right question? | 1.5000 | 0.04204 | 260 | 157 | 76 | 27 |
260 | That should keep him busy for a while. Should we go to lunch? | 1.5000 | 0.04124 | 270 | 163 | 79 | 28 |
261 | He suspects some sort of fowl play. | 1.4981 | 0.04373 | 263 | 164 | 65 | 33 |
262 | I don't have the heart to tell him there is no wrong answer. | 1.4980 | 0.04191 | 255 | 153 | 77 | 25 |
263 | That should keep him busy for a while. | 1.4980 | 0.04101 | 253 | 149 | 82 | 22 |
264 | He has proof they arrived simultaneously. | 1.4963 | 0.04090 | 270 | 163 | 80 | 27 |
265 | Same suspect as the road-crossing case, but this timeline is more complicated. | 1.4962 | 0.04360 | 264 | 166 | 65 | 33 |
266 | This is the part where we assess his comfort with ambiguity. | 1.4962 | 0.04087 | 264 | 158 | 81 | 25 |
267 | At some point the grant money will run out. | 1.4961 | 0.04252 | 256 | 156 | 73 | 27 |
268 | For the love of God, don't ask him if water is wet. | 1.4961 | 0.04067 | 256 | 151 | 83 | 22 |
269 | We're expecting one of them to crack under interrogation. | 1.4961 | 0.04393 | 256 | 160 | 65 | 31 |
270 | I say we fry ‘em both. | 1.4961 | 0.04592 | 254 | 164 | 54 | 36 |
271 | I'm pretty sure he's just trying to decide what to have for lunch | 1.4961 | 0.04348 | 254 | 157 | 68 | 29 |
272 | He cracked the missing egg case by grilling the chicken | 1.4960 | 0.04472 | 250 | 157 | 62 | 31 |
273 | He's been cooped up all day, but he's getting closer to cracking it. | 1.4960 | 0.04326 | 250 | 153 | 70 | 27 |
274 | Who, exactly, is funding this? | 1.4942 | 0.04449 | 257 | 163 | 61 | 33 |
275 | We put him on this one because he solved the case of why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.4941 | 0.04476 | 255 | 162 | 60 | 33 |
276 | He claims somewhere here is the answer to the supply chain issues | 1.4941 | 0.04361 | 253 | 157 | 67 | 29 |
277 | We have the connection, now we need to establish motive for the road crossing. | 1.4940 | 0.04201 | 251 | 151 | 76 | 24 |
278 | He’s obsessed with the idea that both suspects are involved. | 1.4939 | 0.04327 | 247 | 151 | 70 | 26 |
279 | Engineer. Redesigning it. | 1.4921 | 0.04165 | 254 | 153 | 77 | 24 |
280 | The other team is figuring out how he crosses the road | 1.4919 | 0.04462 | 248 | 156 | 62 | 30 |
281 | I don’t think he gets it that nobody really cares. | 1.4918 | 0.04168 | 244 | 145 | 78 | 21 |
282 | We've narrowed it down to two possibilities. | 1.4918 | 0.04127 | 244 | 144 | 80 | 20 |
283 | I’m not sure which came first, him or the project. | 1.4918 | 0.04517 | 244 | 154 | 60 | 30 |
284 | We need to think outside the egg. | 1.4917 | 0.04392 | 242 | 149 | 67 | 26 |
285 | ...the DA's pissed, says he doesn't care which one came first, there both gonna fry... | 1.4917 | 0.04545 | 242 | 153 | 59 | 30 |
286 | Can’t wait to hear how he turns this into a conspiracy theory | 1.4908 | 0.04123 | 273 | 168 | 76 | 29 |
287 | We're getting very close to cracking it, sir. | 1.4906 | 0.04111 | 265 | 161 | 78 | 26 |
288 | Whichever came first, it’s clearly a case of fowl play. | 1.4900 | 0.04238 | 251 | 153 | 73 | 25 |
289 | So far we figured out that the horse goes before the cart but this one has us stumped. | 1.4900 | 0.04148 | 249 | 149 | 78 | 22 |
290 | They say he cracked the case of the Boston Scrambler. | 1.4899 | 0.04439 | 247 | 155 | 63 | 29 |
291 | I think we’ve almost cracked this one. | 1.4897 | 0.04300 | 243 | 148 | 71 | 24 |
292 | You know what came first? The conspiracy theory. | 1.4896 | 0.04559 | 241 | 153 | 58 | 30 |
293 | He’s the guy that solved “ if a tree falls in the forest “. | 1.4884 | 0.04262 | 258 | 160 | 70 | 28 |
294 | A Rooster HAS to come first. | 1.4883 | 0.04322 | 256 | 160 | 67 | 29 |
295 | Texas wants to vote on it. | 1.4878 | 0.04635 | 246 | 160 | 52 | 34 |
296 | And what about the 'crossing the road' issue? | 1.4878 | 0.04300 | 246 | 151 | 70 | 25 |
297 | It isn't so much which came first but who gets the patent. | 1.4876 | 0.04150 | 242 | 144 | 78 | 20 |
298 | All we know is one was peeled, the other plucked, and both were fried! | 1.4872 | 0.04739 | 234 | 152 | 50 | 32 |
299 | Who cares? I'm just glad it came with orange juice and a side of bacon. | 1.4866 | 0.04191 | 261 | 161 | 73 | 27 |
300 | It's moot.The Supreme Court ruled they're the same thing. | 1.4863 | 0.04299 | 255 | 159 | 68 | 28 |
301 | Word on the street is that one of them crossed the road. | 1.4861 | 0.04493 | 251 | 161 | 58 | 32 |
302 | Just put it on a hallway chalkboard at MIT | 1.4852 | 0.04578 | 237 | 151 | 57 | 29 |
303 | He overthinks it… do you want chicken salad or egg salad for lunch? | 1.4847 | 0.04573 | 229 | 144 | 59 | 26 |
304 | Should we go grab a drink? He might be here a while. | 1.4835 | 0.04391 | 242 | 151 | 65 | 26 |
305 | We're thinking it may be a non-binary problem... | 1.4831 | 0.04391 | 236 | 146 | 66 | 24 |
306 | It may be too eggistential. | 1.4831 | 0.04432 | 236 | 147 | 64 | 25 |
307 | Who cares which came first? I say let's just eat them both. | 1.4828 | 0.04488 | 232 | 145 | 62 | 25 |
308 | We don’t ask Elon about his “process”. | 1.4811 | 0.05147 | 185 | 118 | 45 | 22 |
309 | We're having a hard time coming up with a chronology. | 1.4807 | 0.04305 | 233 | 142 | 70 | 21 |
310 | We suspect fowl play was involved | 1.4803 | 0.04777 | 229 | 150 | 48 | 31 |
311 | All I asked him is what he wants for breakfast. | 1.4798 | 0.04792 | 223 | 145 | 49 | 29 |
312 | I told him if his company solves it, we'll invest. | 1.4798 | 0.04532 | 223 | 139 | 61 | 23 |
313 | It's back with the Cold Case division because some of the evidence got scrambled. | 1.4796 | 0.04651 | 221 | 140 | 56 | 25 |
314 | We think we can get one of the suspects to crack under pressure. | 1.4796 | 0.04424 | 221 | 135 | 66 | 20 |
315 | We've made progress. We've narrowed it down to two. | 1.4796 | 0.04427 | 196 | 115 | 68 | 13 |
316 | It’s a two-year government grant. | 1.4788 | 0.04307 | 236 | 145 | 69 | 22 |
317 | Actually it was the Rooster…., | 1.4777 | 0.04474 | 247 | 159 | 58 | 30 |
318 | He should orer one of each from Amazon and see which comes first. | 1.4777 | 0.05020 | 224 | 152 | 37 | 35 |
319 | Okay, let's turn up the heat, see who cracks first. | 1.4773 | 0.04754 | 220 | 142 | 51 | 27 |
320 | We're going to crack this one. | 1.4764 | 0.04714 | 233 | 153 | 49 | 31 |
321 | We've nearly cracked it. | 1.4753 | 0.04748 | 223 | 145 | 50 | 28 |
322 | Bring in the chicken for questioning. | 1.4751 | 0.04694 | 221 | 142 | 53 | 26 |
323 | 82% of antivaxers on Facebook said chickens are a government hoax and their eggs contain microchips that turns people into socialists. | 1.4751 | 0.04737 | 221 | 143 | 51 | 27 |
324 | It’s about time someone figured this out. | 1.4749 | 0.04498 | 219 | 136 | 62 | 21 |
325 | Police suspect Fowl play. | 1.4747 | 0.04713 | 217 | 139 | 53 | 25 |
326 | He's been working on the problem for weeks, and he's finally narrowed it down to two choices. | 1.4742 | 0.04541 | 213 | 132 | 61 | 20 |
327 | The evidence seems to point across the road. | 1.4742 | 0.04541 | 213 | 132 | 61 | 20 |
328 | We're still trying to establish a time-line. | 1.4739 | 0.04669 | 211 | 133 | 56 | 22 |
329 | On the other hand, I'm glad we were awarded the grant. | 1.4737 | 0.04586 | 228 | 146 | 56 | 26 |
330 | He's exploring non-binary options. | 1.4737 | 0.04586 | 228 | 146 | 56 | 26 |
331 | He asked me where the cock fit in. Am I being sexually harassed? | 1.4732 | 0.04857 | 224 | 149 | 44 | 31 |
332 | Do you want to tell him that's a rooster? | 1.4732 | 0.04559 | 224 | 142 | 58 | 24 |
333 | The data shows that which comes first all depends on whether one wants breakfast or dinner. | 1.4726 | 0.04536 | 237 | 153 | 56 | 28 |
334 | We switch them around every morning at 3 a.m. | 1.4720 | 0.04668 | 214 | 136 | 55 | 23 |
335 | He's discovered the connection to Kevin Bacon. | 1.4720 | 0.04476 | 214 | 132 | 63 | 19 |
336 | Should you or I tell him management has decided to stop funding this project? | 1.4717 | 0.04406 | 212 | 129 | 66 | 17 |
337 | Do we tell him? | 1.4717 | 0.04700 | 212 | 135 | 54 | 23 |
338 | So, he got the grant... | 1.4714 | 0.04922 | 210 | 138 | 45 | 27 |
339 | This one’s hard to crack | 1.4714 | 0.04733 | 210 | 134 | 53 | 23 |
340 | How much is this consulting contract costing us? | 1.4709 | 0.04393 | 223 | 138 | 65 | 20 |
341 | He's just an English muffin away from a breakthrough | 1.4703 | 0.04388 | 236 | 149 | 63 | 24 |
342 | He cracked it! | 1.4698 | 0.04401 | 232 | 146 | 63 | 23 |
343 | That guy really needs to get laid. | 1.4692 | 0.04904 | 211 | 139 | 45 | 27 |
344 | You’re kidding, we got a grant for this? | 1.4689 | 0.04449 | 209 | 128 | 64 | 17 |
345 | If he gets this right, ask him why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.4685 | 0.06376 | 111 | 70 | 30 | 11 |
346 | It’s a tough problem, but he thinks he can crack it. | 1.4683 | 0.04817 | 205 | 132 | 50 | 23 |
347 | He's been like this ever since he went vegan ... | 1.4677 | 0.04891 | 186 | 117 | 51 | 18 |
348 | Last week he was working on a formula to determine what bears do in the woods. | 1.4676 | 0.04727 | 216 | 140 | 51 | 25 |
349 | This is my first philosophy conference. And you? | 1.4670 | 0.04603 | 212 | 134 | 57 | 21 |
350 | It keeps him from calling staff meetings. | 1.4663 | 0.04814 | 208 | 135 | 49 | 24 |
351 | We should have given this to marketing instead of engineering. | 1.4657 | 0.04933 | 204 | 134 | 45 | 25 |
352 | No, he's not trying to solve the eternal conundrum...he's trying to decide what to have for dinner tonight. | 1.4657 | 0.04577 | 204 | 127 | 59 | 18 |
353 | I just asked chicken salad or egg salad. | 1.4653 | 0.04869 | 202 | 131 | 48 | 23 |
354 | I tried to tell him it was just a grocery list. | 1.4651 | 0.04603 | 215 | 137 | 56 | 22 |
355 | It’s a tough case, but he’s the best forensic philosopher in the city. | 1.4650 | 0.04642 | 200 | 124 | 57 | 18 |
356 | It said Decisive on his resume. | 1.4650 | 0.04696 | 200 | 126 | 55 | 19 |
357 | Bob says he’ll crack this one before breakfast. | 1.4650 | 0.05056 | 200 | 133 | 41 | 26 |
358 | Please be patient. The new ones always think they're onto something. | 1.4649 | 0.04498 | 228 | 146 | 58 | 24 |
359 | No, adding a rooster would only complicate things. | 1.4645 | 0.04809 | 211 | 138 | 48 | 25 |
360 | We know they're connected, we're just not sure how. | 1.4643 | 0.04557 | 224 | 144 | 56 | 24 |
361 | Should I tell him it's an art exhibit? | 1.4638 | 0.04732 | 207 | 132 | 52 | 22 |
362 | If you think this is bad, you should've seen his chart for why it crossed the road. | 1.4636 | 0.04662 | 220 | 143 | 52 | 25 |
363 | He’s a quantum physicist and says they both came first… | 1.4634 | 0.04715 | 205 | 131 | 53 | 21 |
364 | After this, we’ll find out why she crossed the road. | 1.4634 | 0.04865 | 205 | 134 | 47 | 24 |
365 | He’s sure there’s a third possibility | 1.4629 | 0.04440 | 229 | 146 | 60 | 23 |
366 | He says there’s a timeline issue. | 1.4627 | 0.04460 | 201 | 123 | 63 | 15 |
367 | Have we at least figured out why he crossed the road? | 1.4626 | 0.04570 | 214 | 136 | 57 | 21 |
368 | Yeah, well, he's the CEO's son. Need I say more? | 1.4623 | 0.04870 | 199 | 129 | 48 | 22 |
369 | Whoever can answer it will be the next host of Jeopardy. | 1.4619 | 0.04800 | 197 | 126 | 51 | 20 |
370 | funny thing! the chimp figured it out in 10 minutes | 1.4619 | 0.04959 | 197 | 129 | 45 | 23 |
371 | We have strong indications that this case may actually crack itself. | 1.4619 | 0.04959 | 197 | 129 | 45 | 23 |
372 | After this, we’ll be working on that woodchuck chucking thing. | 1.4619 | 0.04682 | 210 | 135 | 53 | 22 |
373 | Perhaps we should start the boss’s son on something more linear. | 1.4619 | 0.04533 | 210 | 132 | 59 | 19 |
374 | We never know if he's working our research or his daughter's science project. | 1.4612 | 0.04438 | 206 | 127 | 63 | 16 |
375 | This case will never be cracked | 1.4600 | 0.04852 | 200 | 130 | 48 | 22 |
376 | We may never figure out why she crossed the road that night. | 1.4600 | 0.04694 | 200 | 127 | 54 | 19 |
377 | He’s been at it for three days straight and still can’t find the seven differences. | 1.4600 | 0.04799 | 200 | 129 | 50 | 21 |
378 | I hear his next presentation will be about a tree falling in the forest. | 1.4598 | 0.04421 | 224 | 142 | 61 | 21 |
379 | I think we’ve narrowed it down to two options. | 1.4597 | 0.04567 | 211 | 134 | 57 | 20 |
380 | It’s not what you think. He’s just trying to decide between fried chicken and an omelette. | 1.4592 | 0.04977 | 196 | 129 | 44 | 23 |
381 | All of the evidence is in, they're both best fried. | 1.4589 | 0.04876 | 207 | 137 | 45 | 25 |
382 | They say he’s almost cracked it. | 1.4588 | 0.04685 | 194 | 122 | 55 | 17 |
383 | I think we can assume that the rooster came first... | 1.4583 | 0.05000 | 192 | 126 | 44 | 22 |
384 | He’s taking a novel approach - trying to figure out which came second. | 1.4583 | 0.04776 | 192 | 122 | 52 | 18 |
385 | Well, he said he'd like to begin with the case no one in the bureau has been able to crack till now. | 1.4579 | 0.04695 | 190 | 119 | 55 | 16 |
386 | Trust me, you dont want to get stuck behind him on the cafeteria line. | 1.4579 | 0.04754 | 190 | 120 | 53 | 17 |
387 | Its a timeline. I’m just not sure if we’re supposed to read it from left to right…or right to left? | 1.4577 | 0.04676 | 201 | 128 | 54 | 19 |
388 | We have reason to believe there is a clandestine organization that preceded both the chicken and the egg. | 1.4574 | 0.04790 | 188 | 119 | 52 | 17 |
389 | We know which came first, but we're still missing motive. | 1.4573 | 0.04868 | 199 | 130 | 47 | 22 |
390 | He says he's on the verge of cracking. | 1.4571 | 0.04823 | 210 | 139 | 46 | 25 |
391 | I much prefer this menu to the one at “Schrödinger’s Cacciatore”. | 1.4569 | 0.04689 | 197 | 125 | 54 | 18 |
392 | Please don't ask me which he put up first. | 1.4564 | 0.04357 | 241 | 156 | 60 | 25 |
393 | Det. Plutarch is obsessed with this particular cold case. | 1.4564 | 0.04833 | 195 | 126 | 49 | 20 |
394 | I hope he figures it out before our grant expires. | 1.4560 | 0.04758 | 193 | 123 | 52 | 18 |
395 | He’s applying a novel, “which came second” approach. | 1.4560 | 0.04584 | 193 | 120 | 58 | 15 |
396 | and you'll be assigned to the 'If a Tree Falls' case. | 1.4555 | 0.05072 | 191 | 127 | 41 | 23 |
397 | He thinks it’s connected to that crossing the road case. | 1.4554 | 0.04178 | 213 | 129 | 71 | 13 |
398 | Apparently the answer isn't 'to get to the other side'. | 1.4550 | 0.05001 | 189 | 124 | 44 | 21 |
399 | He’s come to the point where he decided that the egg laid the chicken. | 1.4550 | 0.05001 | 189 | 124 | 44 | 21 |
400 | It looks like he’s about to crack this one wide open. | 1.4550 | 0.04528 | 200 | 125 | 59 | 16 |
401 | Every time this case cracks wide open we seem to find ourselves right back where we started. | 1.4545 | 0.04747 | 187 | 118 | 53 | 16 |
402 | It's the task we give to the newbies we don't really like. | 1.4545 | 0.04866 | 187 | 120 | 49 | 18 |
403 | Until we can be certain about which came first, theories about why it crossed the road will have to wait. | 1.4545 | 0.05097 | 187 | 124 | 41 | 22 |
404 | Careful what you ask Steve, he's an engineer. | 1.4545 | 0.04866 | 187 | 120 | 49 | 18 |
405 | We have the audacity to ask the question “Which came second?” and then work backwards. | 1.4541 | 0.04476 | 196 | 121 | 61 | 14 |
406 | If you think this is bad you should try asking him the time. | 1.4541 | 0.04904 | 185 | 119 | 48 | 18 |
407 | He’s almost cracked it. | 1.4537 | 0.04341 | 205 | 126 | 65 | 14 |
408 | For people who don’t seem interested in science, we tell them it’s modern art. | 1.4537 | 0.04608 | 205 | 131 | 55 | 19 |
409 | Well the NSF just gave him another grant to keep working on it | 1.4531 | 0.04887 | 192 | 125 | 47 | 20 |
410 | We are trying to analyze if America is morally bankrupt because of Trump or if Trump was able to be morally bankrupt because of America. | 1.4531 | 0.04831 | 192 | 124 | 49 | 19 |
411 | He needed to move on from “why did Hillary lose in 2016?”… | 1.4528 | 0.04741 | 212 | 140 | 48 | 24 |
412 | At Primo Poultry we take our history very seriously. | 1.4526 | 0.04511 | 190 | 117 | 60 | 13 |
413 | I think the board came first. | 1.4526 | 0.04867 | 190 | 123 | 48 | 19 |
414 | I think he's close to cracking the case, sir. | 1.4523 | 0.04542 | 199 | 125 | 58 | 16 |
415 | He said it depends on how you define "first." | 1.4523 | 0.04486 | 199 | 124 | 60 | 15 |
416 | Well, it looks like I've won this week's "Stump the Intern" contest! | 1.4508 | 0.04640 | 193 | 122 | 55 | 16 |
417 | We give new employees this task, to see how long they will work on something without realizing it’s pointless. | 1.4508 | 0.04867 | 193 | 126 | 47 | 20 |
418 | Ugh...another man making decisions about a woman's body. | 1.4503 | 0.05015 | 191 | 127 | 42 | 22 |
419 | Another supply chain conundrum. | 1.4503 | 0.04848 | 191 | 124 | 48 | 19 |
420 | We give that problem to all interns. | 1.4503 | 0.04848 | 191 | 124 | 48 | 19 |
421 | I don’t have the heart to tell him that it’s just a metaphor. | 1.4500 | 0.04810 | 180 | 114 | 51 | 15 |
422 | I'd like to come first. | 1.4500 | 0.05242 | 180 | 121 | 37 | 22 |
423 | Most of these cases go unsolved after 72 hours. | 1.4494 | 0.04782 | 178 | 112 | 52 | 14 |
424 | You should see his diagram for the birds and the bees. | 1.4486 | 0.05078 | 185 | 123 | 41 | 21 |
425 | We haven't cracked it yet. | 1.4486 | 0.05078 | 185 | 123 | 41 | 21 |
426 | We’re just about to crack this case. | 1.4486 | 0.04961 | 185 | 121 | 45 | 19 |
427 | Forensics wants to sit on it for a while. | 1.4486 | 0.04564 | 214 | 139 | 54 | 21 |
428 | Now it depends on which cable news you watch. | 1.4485 | 0.04679 | 194 | 124 | 53 | 17 |
429 | Our next mission is to find out how much wood woodchuck could chuck. | 1.4481 | 0.04816 | 183 | 117 | 50 | 16 |
430 | Which came first: the flowchart or the bureaucrat? | 1.4478 | 0.05857 | 134 | 88 | 32 | 14 |
431 | The only logical explanation is an immaculate conception. | 1.4475 | 0.04979 | 181 | 118 | 45 | 18 |
432 | We decided that what comes first is breakfast. | 1.4474 | 0.04807 | 190 | 123 | 49 | 18 |
433 | Watch what you say. He's from the Texas Governor's office. | 1.4470 | 0.04747 | 217 | 146 | 45 | 26 |
434 | This project is good for years of government funding. | 1.4469 | 0.05019 | 179 | 117 | 44 | 18 |
435 | He thinks if we can go back to the origins, we can then answer why it crossed the road. | 1.4469 | 0.04892 | 179 | 115 | 48 | 16 |
436 | The studio is calling it a sequel, but marketing says it's a prequel." | 1.4469 | 0.05322 | 179 | 122 | 34 | 23 |
437 | This is where we stick all the scientists who don't believe in evolution. | 1.4463 | 0.05367 | 177 | 121 | 33 | 23 |
438 | He’s a Republican. He’ll never get the joke. | 1.4457 | 0.05228 | 175 | 117 | 38 | 20 |
439 | Should we tell him that eggs don't come from roosters? | 1.4457 | 0.05291 | 175 | 118 | 36 | 21 |
440 | I regret telling him to focus on solving our older cases | 1.4457 | 0.05165 | 175 | 116 | 40 | 19 |
441 | We just don't know, Len. We just don't know. | 1.4457 | 0.04796 | 184 | 118 | 50 | 16 |
442 | Everyone else chose their lunch order hours ago. | 1.4456 | 0.04695 | 193 | 124 | 52 | 17 |
443 | The last guy we had on the question reached retirement age last week. | 1.4450 | 0.04729 | 191 | 123 | 51 | 17 |
444 | Apparently it depends on whether you read from left or right. | 1.4450 | 0.04901 | 191 | 126 | 45 | 20 |
445 | I think establishing an accurate timeline will be critical to solving the case. | 1.4444 | 0.04705 | 189 | 121 | 52 | 16 |
446 | I’m tellin’ ya; this has "rooster" written all over it. | 1.4444 | 0.04881 | 189 | 124 | 46 | 19 |
447 | The question isn’t what came first, it’s when he’ll lose his sanity. | 1.4444 | 0.04720 | 198 | 129 | 50 | 19 |
448 | If he says 'motherclucker!' one more time, I'm writing him up. | 1.4444 | 0.04807 | 180 | 115 | 50 | 15 |
449 | After considerable forensic analysis, we've concluded there are only two possible answers. | 1.4444 | 0.05119 | 180 | 120 | 40 | 20 |
450 | I explicitly warned you not to make the question political. | 1.4444 | 0.04720 | 198 | 129 | 50 | 19 |
451 | „We have to get rid of him, he‘s getting too close“ | 1.4439 | 0.04801 | 187 | 121 | 49 | 17 |
452 | We lost a week on the lime and the coconut. | 1.4432 | 0.04949 | 176 | 114 | 46 | 16 |
453 | Our next project is to determine why it crossed the road. | 1.4432 | 0.04949 | 176 | 114 | 46 | 16 |
454 | Whatever you're paying him, it's way too much. | 1.4428 | 0.04450 | 201 | 127 | 59 | 15 |
455 | Once he’s answered this, we’ve just got ‘What existed before the Big Bang?’, then we’re done | 1.4427 | 0.04825 | 192 | 126 | 47 | 19 |
456 | It appears the clues have been scrambled. | 1.4426 | 0.04875 | 183 | 119 | 47 | 17 |
457 | Who’s on what came first. | 1.4420 | 0.05097 | 181 | 121 | 40 | 20 |
458 | The only possible scientific solution is the egg was made from the rib of the chicken. | 1.4419 | 0.05164 | 172 | 114 | 40 | 18 |
459 | Einstein over there says he’s narrowed it down to two possibilities” | 1.4419 | 0.05030 | 172 | 112 | 44 | 16 |
460 | His wife wishes he’d worry this much about her coming first. | 1.4417 | 0.04837 | 206 | 139 | 43 | 24 |
461 | It's a cold case. Frankly, we don't expect an answer anytime soon. | 1.4412 | 0.04717 | 170 | 106 | 53 | 11 |
462 | Good clue about the egg but it still doesn't get us closer to why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.4412 | 0.05072 | 170 | 111 | 43 | 16 |
463 | No, I asked you first. | 1.4412 | 0.04933 | 170 | 109 | 47 | 14 |
464 | Just Google it | 1.4409 | 0.04877 | 186 | 122 | 46 | 18 |
465 | It’s a tough case. We don’t know where to start. | 1.4407 | 0.04795 | 177 | 113 | 50 | 14 |
466 | After what they've done? They'll fry. | 1.4402 | 0.05093 | 184 | 124 | 39 | 21 |
467 | I have a rooster who knows things. Shall I call him? | 1.4400 | 0.05097 | 175 | 116 | 41 | 18 |
468 | He's still mad I figured out the one about crossing the road. | 1.4400 | 0.04833 | 175 | 112 | 49 | 14 |
469 | At this point, let's just assume they are BOTH high in Cholesterol. | 1.4396 | 0.05134 | 182 | 123 | 38 | 21 |
470 | He thinks he finally cracked it. | 1.4396 | 0.05015 | 182 | 121 | 42 | 19 |
471 | We just can't establish a motive - we don't even know why she crossed the road. | 1.4396 | 0.04830 | 182 | 118 | 48 | 16 |
472 | Maybe we should try looking at it from the other side of the road. | 1.4393 | 0.05007 | 173 | 113 | 44 | 16 |
473 | If anyone can figure it out, it's Kornacki. | 1.4393 | 0.05205 | 173 | 116 | 38 | 19 |
474 | He’s been staring at that board since a tree fell in the forest and no one heard | 1.4393 | 0.05007 | 173 | 113 | 44 | 16 |
475 | To be honest, we're not sure where to begin. | 1.4392 | 0.04878 | 189 | 125 | 45 | 19 |
476 | He's still working on establishing a timeline. | 1.4389 | 0.04672 | 180 | 114 | 53 | 13 |
477 | I think he may have finally cracked it! | 1.4386 | 0.05117 | 171 | 113 | 41 | 17 |
478 | Don't even mention "the road." | 1.4386 | 0.05117 | 171 | 113 | 41 | 17 |
479 | They decided to make it harder after the janitor solved the last one.” | 1.4382 | 0.04640 | 178 | 112 | 54 | 12 |
480 | He's got tenure, what do you want from me? | 1.4382 | 0.05033 | 178 | 118 | 42 | 18 |
481 | When I heard that management had hired an incubator, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.4379 | 0.05022 | 169 | 110 | 44 | 15 |
482 | It’s been right there in front of us the whole time. | 1.4379 | 0.04879 | 169 | 108 | 48 | 13 |
483 | He says it was his quarantine hobby. | 1.4379 | 0.05295 | 169 | 114 | 36 | 19 |
484 | First he was fascinated by that cat that was alive and dead at the same time. | 1.4372 | 0.04752 | 199 | 132 | 47 | 20 |
485 | Together, these could be a real cereal killer | 1.4372 | 0.05053 | 183 | 123 | 40 | 20 |
486 | Have you questioned Ancestry.com?" | 1.4371 | 0.05341 | 167 | 113 | 35 | 19 |
487 | It seems no one had considered the Rooster option. | 1.4371 | 0.05135 | 167 | 110 | 41 | 16 |
488 | Bring Foghorn Leghorn in for questioning. | 1.4371 | 0.05475 | 167 | 115 | 31 | 21 |
489 | Its an eggsitential problem. | 1.4368 | 0.04918 | 174 | 113 | 46 | 15 |
490 | Haven’t heard a peep out of him. | 1.4368 | 0.05051 | 174 | 115 | 42 | 17 |
491 | Just after we cracked it, the message got scrambled. | 1.4364 | 0.05179 | 165 | 109 | 40 | 16 |
492 | I don’t care which came first, and I’m not sure how relevant this pitch is considering we sell office chairs” | 1.4364 | 0.05389 | 165 | 112 | 34 | 19 |
493 | No, really.....is being first of greater import than relevance ? | 1.4364 | 0.05389 | 165 | 112 | 34 | 19 |
494 | Any woman can tell you it ain't happening without the hen! | 1.4360 | 0.05160 | 172 | 115 | 39 | 18 |
495 | He can't decide who to bring in for questioning first. | 1.4353 | 0.04712 | 170 | 107 | 52 | 11 |
496 | When we dated he wasn't so concerned about who came first or if you came at all. | 1.4352 | 0.05022 | 193 | 132 | 38 | 23 |
497 | This one has the AI unit stumped. | 1.4346 | 0.04894 | 191 | 128 | 43 | 20 |
498 | God IS a person of interest. | 1.4345 | 0.05180 | 168 | 112 | 39 | 17 |
499 | I still say this is a case for the USDA, not the FBI." | 1.4345 | 0.05111 | 168 | 111 | 41 | 16 |
500 | You just *had* to hire the philosophy major | 1.4345 | 0.05180 | 168 | 112 | 39 | 17 |
501 | He switched from string theory. | 1.4345 | 0.05248 | 168 | 113 | 37 | 18 |
502 | Last week, he solved the road question. This one's a bit tougher. | 1.4345 | 0.04969 | 168 | 109 | 45 | 14 |
503 | We're looking at simplifying our menu. | 1.4337 | 0.05294 | 166 | 112 | 36 | 18 |
504 | Gen-Z employees struggle to understand flow charts | 1.4337 | 0.04787 | 166 | 105 | 50 | 11 |
505 | This should keep him off our backs for a while. | 1.4335 | 0.04727 | 173 | 110 | 51 | 12 |
506 | He thinks there's an answer. | 1.4332 | 0.05028 | 187 | 127 | 39 | 21 |
507 | Part of Elon’s interview process. | 1.4330 | 0.04494 | 194 | 124 | 56 | 14 |
508 | He heard Netflix pays big for Origin Stories | 1.4329 | 0.05053 | 164 | 107 | 43 | 14 |
509 | He’s discovered the connection between breakfast and dinner. | 1.4327 | 0.04906 | 171 | 111 | 46 | 14 |
510 | Next, he’ll solve the chicken + road problem | 1.4327 | 0.05045 | 171 | 113 | 42 | 16 |
511 | Good news, Brooks. Congress just approved another $100 million for your research. | 1.4326 | 0.05092 | 178 | 120 | 39 | 19 |
512 | He's gonna need a bigger hen. | 1.4324 | 0.04890 | 185 | 123 | 44 | 18 |
513 | Remember, the answer is whatever we convince the clients they want it to be. | 1.4323 | 0.05494 | 155 | 105 | 33 | 17 |
514 | Next I hope to sort out why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.4321 | 0.05097 | 162 | 106 | 42 | 14 |
515 | Who knew, the chicken and egg were in on it this whole time. | 1.4321 | 0.04944 | 162 | 104 | 46 | 12 |
516 | We're overthinking this. | 1.4320 | 0.05017 | 169 | 111 | 43 | 15 |
517 | I still think the question should be, which had motive. | 1.4320 | 0.04577 | 169 | 105 | 55 | 9 |
518 | We score them on how much time they actually spend trying to figure it out. | 1.4312 | 0.05064 | 160 | 104 | 43 | 13 |
519 | It’s the one case he could never crack. | 1.4303 | 0.05029 | 165 | 108 | 43 | 14 |
520 | That’ll keep him busy for awhile, let’s get dinner. | 1.4302 | 0.05089 | 172 | 115 | 40 | 17 |
521 | Its a prerequisite class to Chicken crossing the Road. | 1.4302 | 0.04814 | 172 | 111 | 48 | 13 |
522 | It’s all just eggsistential. | 1.4294 | 0.05072 | 163 | 107 | 42 | 14 |
523 | Oh that’s my dad. He stopped by unexpectedly so I pulled out the “take your child to work” display. | 1.4294 | 0.05220 | 163 | 109 | 38 | 16 |
524 | we think we finally found his motive for crossing the road | 1.4294 | 0.04997 | 163 | 106 | 44 | 13 |
525 | Any other suspects? | 1.4294 | 0.05063 | 170 | 113 | 41 | 16 |
526 | I’m telling you, everyone is focusing on the wrong question. | 1.4293 | 0.04543 | 198 | 129 | 53 | 16 |
527 | We always start newbies on a cold case. | 1.4286 | 0.04962 | 161 | 104 | 45 | 12 |
528 | After our funding for nuclear fusion was terminated, we decided to research more basic existential questions. | 1.4286 | 0.04884 | 182 | 121 | 44 | 17 |
529 | I hear he's already solved the if a tree falls in the forest question. | 1.4286 | 0.04753 | 189 | 125 | 47 | 17 |
530 | We’re establishing ‘who’ right now, as for ‘why,’ we’ll cross that road later. | 1.4278 | 0.05024 | 187 | 128 | 38 | 21 |
531 | We are literally back to the drawing board with this supply chain issue. | 1.4278 | 0.05047 | 180 | 122 | 39 | 19 |
532 | I don't care which one came first . I'm a vegan . | 1.4277 | 0.05065 | 173 | 116 | 40 | 17 |
533 | He thinks there might be a connection. | 1.4277 | 0.04931 | 173 | 114 | 44 | 15 |
534 | It's the new voter qualification test. | 1.4277 | 0.05533 | 159 | 110 | 30 | 19 |
535 | Ever since he found the beef he thinks he can solve them all. | 1.4269 | 0.05108 | 171 | 115 | 39 | 17 |
536 | Apparently the motive was to get to the other side. | 1.4268 | 0.04973 | 164 | 107 | 44 | 13 |
537 | It’s a cold case with new clues from Ancestry.com | 1.4268 | 0.04973 | 164 | 107 | 44 | 13 |
538 | He was let go from his last assignment--something about an unsolved road-crossing incident. | 1.4268 | 0.04973 | 164 | 107 | 44 | 13 |
539 | I think he's gonna crack this case wide open. | 1.4263 | 0.04492 | 190 | 122 | 55 | 13 |
540 | The main suspect is a rooster | 1.4262 | 0.04801 | 183 | 121 | 46 | 16 |
541 | The premise is half-baked, and the logic is scrambled. | 1.4260 | 0.05082 | 169 | 113 | 40 | 16 |
542 | You get to tell him to forget it. | 1.4260 | 0.05082 | 169 | 113 | 40 | 16 |
543 | Maybe the whiteboard came first? | 1.4260 | 0.05151 | 169 | 114 | 38 | 17 |
544 | He says he's about to crack it wide open. | 1.4259 | 0.05240 | 162 | 109 | 37 | 16 |
545 | They'll Fry for this | 1.4258 | 0.05254 | 155 | 103 | 38 | 14 |
546 | 'I know we tell people to 'question everything', but this is getting ridiculous.' | 1.4258 | 0.05333 | 155 | 103 | 36 | 15 |
547 | And we still don’t know why she crossed the road. | 1.4253 | 0.04909 | 174 | 115 | 44 | 15 |
548 | I suspect he's over thinking. | 1.4253 | 0.04976 | 174 | 116 | 42 | 16 |
549 | He doesn’t know where to start. | 1.4250 | 0.05212 | 160 | 107 | 38 | 15 |
550 | He said he had an answer for everything | 1.4250 | 0.05287 | 160 | 108 | 36 | 16 |
551 | I'm not sure we should fund this one. | 1.4248 | 0.04967 | 153 | 98 | 45 | 10 |
552 | We figure the Farmer did it | 1.4248 | 0.05221 | 153 | 101 | 39 | 13 |
553 | Either way, they are both going to fry | 1.4244 | 0.05216 | 172 | 118 | 35 | 19 |
554 | We put the cart before the horse last week, so we’re trying something new. | 1.4244 | 0.04809 | 172 | 111 | 47 | 13 |
555 | But who's the dad? | 1.4241 | 0.04772 | 191 | 128 | 45 | 18 |
556 | No case is colder. | 1.4241 | 0.05181 | 158 | 105 | 39 | 14 |
557 | Turns out the egg was adopted. | 1.4233 | 0.04992 | 163 | 107 | 43 | 13 |
558 | He's been watching CSI:Philosophy | 1.4231 | 0.05460 | 156 | 107 | 32 | 17 |
559 | We have it narrowed down to two suspects | 1.4224 | 0.05260 | 161 | 109 | 36 | 16 |
560 | We think the chicken’s about to crack. | 1.4221 | 0.05355 | 154 | 104 | 35 | 15 |
561 | Just one question remains. | 1.4220 | 0.04857 | 173 | 114 | 45 | 14 |
562 | At this point it doesn't matter which came first, we just need to produce enough to justify the grant again. | 1.4214 | 0.05455 | 159 | 110 | 31 | 18 |
563 | Are you sure that these before and after pictures are in the right order? | 1.4211 | 0.04753 | 171 | 111 | 48 | 12 |
564 | He says he’s close. | 1.4211 | 0.05241 | 152 | 101 | 38 | 13 |
565 | So far, we have two finalists. | 1.4207 | 0.05260 | 164 | 112 | 35 | 17 |
566 | We're having trouble establishing a timeline. | 1.4204 | 0.05506 | 157 | 109 | 30 | 18 |
567 | Brad tends to overanalyze his lunch options. | 1.4204 | 0.05201 | 157 | 105 | 38 | 14 |
568 | It’s a tough case--all our evidence is circumstantial and the rooster has flown the coop. | 1.4200 | 0.05118 | 150 | 98 | 41 | 11 |
569 | Last week, he recorded the sound of one hand clapping. | 1.4194 | 0.04745 | 155 | 98 | 49 | 8 |
570 | We still don't have a clue why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.4189 | 0.05075 | 148 | 96 | 42 | 10 |
571 | Three time national Rock, Paper, Scissors champ. He's got this. | 1.4189 | 0.04890 | 148 | 94 | 46 | 8 |
572 | The Uncrackable Case | 1.4189 | 0.05509 | 148 | 101 | 32 | 15 |
573 | Sometimes the question is more important than the answer. | 1.4183 | 0.05214 | 153 | 102 | 38 | 13 |
574 | Apparently, gestation plus maturation are just the right length to make poultry farming illegal in Texas. | 1.4181 | 0.05225 | 177 | 124 | 32 | 21 |
575 | If he says the pictures are backwards one more time | 1.4177 | 0.05096 | 158 | 105 | 40 | 13 |
576 | Harvard grad. | 1.4172 | 0.05427 | 151 | 103 | 33 | 15 |
577 | Head office sent him to fix our supply chain issues. | 1.4172 | 0.05208 | 163 | 111 | 36 | 16 |
578 | Justin's a millennial. He says it's not important which one was first, as long as they both get a trophy. | 1.4167 | 0.05300 | 156 | 106 | 35 | 15 |
579 | When are we going to tell him the bulletin board came first? | 1.4167 | 0.05434 | 168 | 119 | 28 | 21 |
580 | Oh, we figured that out years ago. This is about who unfollowed who. | 1.4167 | 0.04953 | 168 | 112 | 42 | 14 |
581 | How is the search for the new Philosophy Chair coming along | 1.4161 | 0.05254 | 161 | 110 | 35 | 16 |
582 | He’s never gotten over trying to figure out “Who’s on first?”. | 1.4161 | 0.04950 | 161 | 106 | 43 | 12 |
583 | Who was here first, you or him? | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
584 | Speaking of which, last night I did. | 1.4161 | 0.05545 | 137 | 92 | 33 | 12 |
585 | Corporate wants a definite answer by this afternoon. | 1.4156 | 0.05427 | 154 | 106 | 32 | 16 |
586 | It’s been four weeks and all he’s come up with is, “Well, one definitely came first.” | 1.4156 | 0.05427 | 154 | 106 | 32 | 16 |
587 | He solves this and we are one step closer to why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.4152 | 0.05296 | 171 | 120 | 31 | 20 |
588 | Theo's either working on a coherentist epistemic justification to an infinite regress causality dilemma, or he skipped breakfast again. | 1.4151 | 0.05449 | 159 | 111 | 30 | 18 |
589 | Either way, we're looking at a cereal killer. | 1.4151 | 0.05226 | 159 | 108 | 36 | 15 |
590 | He thinks he may have identified Humpty Dumpty's mother. | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
591 | Shall we tell him it's a rooster? | 1.4150 | 0.05274 | 147 | 98 | 37 | 12 |
592 | What do you mean by "both," Dr. Schrödinger? | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
593 | Actually, it's the size of the egg that has us stumped. | 1.4146 | 0.04886 | 164 | 108 | 44 | 12 |
594 | That should keep him out of our hair for a while. | 1.4145 | 0.05151 | 152 | 101 | 39 | 12 |
595 | I think we should bring in the farmer.” | 1.4145 | 0.05065 | 152 | 100 | 41 | 11 |
596 | Should we tell him? | 1.4145 | 0.05398 | 152 | 104 | 33 | 15 |
597 | We don't have to solve it, we just have to convince investors we _could_ solve it. | 1.4145 | 0.05151 | 152 | 101 | 39 | 12 |
598 | This is what was sent to the chicken when it registered on ancestor.com | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
599 | Don't expect a quick answer - he's still trying to figure out why it crossed the road. | 1.4140 | 0.05115 | 157 | 105 | 39 | 13 |
600 | The problem is the supply chain. | 1.4138 | 0.05233 | 145 | 96 | 38 | 11 |
601 | It came up in a Zoom meeting and he can't let it go. | 1.4138 | 0.05233 | 145 | 96 | 38 | 11 |
602 | So you’re saying there was a second chicken…? | 1.4138 | 0.05413 | 145 | 98 | 34 | 13 |
603 | Maybe we’ve gone too far with ‘back to basics.’ | 1.4136 | 0.04926 | 162 | 107 | 43 | 12 |
604 | It's not so much which came first. The issue is why they were both on the same side of the road. | 1.4136 | 0.05444 | 162 | 114 | 29 | 19 |
605 | It depends whether you read it in Hebrew or English | 1.4133 | 0.04932 | 150 | 97 | 44 | 9 |
606 | How do we break it to him that it’s the egg? | 1.4130 | 0.04953 | 184 | 127 | 38 | 19 |
607 | Sir, we are still working on the time line. | 1.4129 | 0.04996 | 155 | 102 | 42 | 11 |
608 | We need a fresh, vegan pair of eyes. | 1.4129 | 0.04911 | 155 | 101 | 44 | 10 |
609 | Has he figured out you stole his blazer? | 1.4126 | 0.05282 | 143 | 95 | 37 | 11 |
610 | It’s not even the worst research grant I’ve ever seen them approve. | 1.4126 | 0.05375 | 143 | 96 | 35 | 12 |
611 | He said, "God only knows." | 1.4118 | 0.05115 | 170 | 117 | 36 | 17 |
612 | So the chicken rolls over and lights up a cigarette. I guess that answers that question. | 1.4118 | 0.05449 | 153 | 106 | 31 | 16 |
613 | There are very fine arguments on both sides. | 1.4118 | 0.04866 | 153 | 99 | 45 | 9 |
614 | The DNA evidence is going to crack this case wide open. | 1.4118 | 0.05250 | 170 | 119 | 32 | 19 |
615 | Turns out, a series of lengthy meetings came first. | 1.4114 | 0.05246 | 158 | 108 | 35 | 15 |
616 | Regardless of which came first, we can genetically modify it. | 1.4113 | 0.05427 | 141 | 95 | 34 | 12 |
617 | I've seen this break better agents than Bob. | 1.4110 | 0.05020 | 146 | 95 | 42 | 9 |
618 | I tried to tell him it was the rooster. | 1.4106 | 0.05338 | 151 | 103 | 34 | 14 |
619 | We can’t establish a timeline. | 1.4103 | 0.04887 | 156 | 102 | 44 | 10 |
620 | When you said, “Hire more philosophy majors”, I thought you were serious. | 1.4103 | 0.04971 | 156 | 103 | 42 | 11 |
621 | I'm just saying, coming first isn't the compliment you think it is. | 1.4101 | 0.05287 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
622 | It's a mother clucking mystery to me. | 1.4097 | 0.05697 | 144 | 101 | 27 | 16 |
623 | Poor Bill told the boss he wasn't feeling challenged enough at work. | 1.4097 | 0.05345 | 144 | 97 | 35 | 12 |
624 | It’s a way to keep the overthinkers at bay. | 1.4097 | 0.05160 | 144 | 95 | 39 | 10 |
625 | He thinks the egg should be on the left. | 1.4096 | 0.05203 | 166 | 115 | 34 | 17 |
626 | I'll bet he hears trees falling in empty forests, too. | 1.4094 | 0.05472 | 149 | 103 | 31 | 15 |
627 | My friend here is a Creationist, so this puzzles him. | 1.4094 | 0.05304 | 149 | 101 | 35 | 13 |
628 | My research seeks to explain how the chicken could have laid such a large egg without an epidural. | 1.4091 | 0.05575 | 154 | 109 | 27 | 18 |
629 | Giving detectives tenure was a terrible idea. | 1.4091 | 0.05098 | 154 | 103 | 39 | 12 |
630 | Don't mention dinosaurs. | 1.4088 | 0.04655 | 159 | 102 | 49 | 8 |
631 | We’re also working on why it crossed the road in conference room B. | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
632 | He's determined to crack it | 1.4080 | 0.04683 | 174 | 115 | 47 | 12 |
633 | He can't figure out where to begin. | 1.4079 | 0.05143 | 152 | 102 | 38 | 12 |
634 | It’s actually the new, simplified Facebook privacy policy… | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
635 | I've had it with these poster sessions. It's the same questions, over and over again.... | 1.4074 | 0.04919 | 162 | 108 | 42 | 12 |
636 | He's trying to backdoor the Schrodinger's Cat conundrum. | 1.4074 | 0.04919 | 162 | 108 | 41 | 12 |
637 | “If you’re pro-life the egg always comes first.” | 1.4071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 94 | 35 | 11 |
638 | We've gotten it narrowed down, sir. | 1.4069 | 0.05315 | 145 | 98 | 35 | 12 |
639 | Detective Smith is still working out the sequence of events. | 1.4069 | 0.05664 | 145 | 102 | 27 | 16 |
640 | This feels like a bad use of government spending. | 1.4067 | 0.05103 | 150 | 100 | 39 | 11 |
641 | Just trying to establish a timeline." | 1.4067 | 0.05359 | 150 | 103 | 33 | 14 |
642 | Do you think he'll be able to crack it? | 1.4067 | 0.05359 | 150 | 103 | 33 | 14 |
643 | Well, I wouldn’t bet on it - last time he put the cart before the horse…. | 1.4067 | 0.05524 | 150 | 105 | 29 | 16 |
644 | The causality dilemma is not so much of a problem in quantum physics, where both can come first. | 1.4067 | 0.05275 | 150 | 102 | 35 | 13 |
645 | It claims that the chicken is just the egg's way of making more eggs. | 1.4065 | 0.04903 | 155 | 102 | 43 | 10 |
646 | Once we've cracked this one we can figure out why she crossed the road. | 1.4061 | 0.04931 | 165 | 110 | 41 | 13 |
647 | It depends. In America we read it left to right | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
648 | Yes, but is it art? | 1.4058 | 0.05693 | 138 | 96 | 28 | 14 |
649 | We've got it narrowed down to two, anyway. | 1.4058 | 0.05599 | 138 | 95 | 30 | 13 |
650 | The menus at these hipster restaurants are really getting out of hand | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
651 | He's an engineer. He has to have it explained to him. | 1.4056 | 0.05457 | 143 | 98 | 32 | 13 |
652 | Shouldn't we be focusing on which came last? | 1.4056 | 0.05807 | 143 | 102 | 24 | 17 |
653 | Since he solved the mystery of the toilet paper roll, he's been looking for a new challenge. | 1.4056 | 0.04574 | 180 | 119 | 49 | 12 |
654 | It's for his master's thesis: 'Reverse Engineering the Omelet.' | 1.4054 | 0.05410 | 148 | 102 | 32 | 14 |
655 | The Commissioner wants to clean out the cold cases. | 1.4054 | 0.05410 | 148 | 102 | 32 | 14 |
656 | Yes but then we will finally be able to avoid religious creation theory in our curriculum! | 1.4054 | 0.05149 | 148 | 99 | 38 | 11 |
657 | So are you going to the “Do Stairs Go Up or Down?’ conference next weekend? | 1.4052 | 0.05521 | 153 | 108 | 28 | 17 |
658 | He’s been really been cooped up lately | 1.4044 | 0.05847 | 136 | 96 | 25 | 15 |
659 | Gender usually determines who comes first. | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
660 | Maybe we should be thinking about which came second instead? | 1.4044 | 0.04937 | 136 | 87 | 43 | 6 |
661 | When he started staring, they were both eggs. | 1.4043 | 0.05780 | 141 | 100 | 25 | 16 |
662 | We're hoping the rooster has something useful. | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
663 | Beats me. The clues are all scrambled. | 1.4041 | 0.05104 | 146 | 97 | 39 | 10 |
664 | It was just a rhetorical question when I asked at this morning’s meeting. | 1.4040 | 0.05247 | 151 | 103 | 35 | 13 |
665 | Wait until he hears about the road. | 1.4040 | 0.05573 | 151 | 107 | 27 | 17 |
666 | I think that the rooster came first. | 1.4040 | 0.05413 | 151 | 105 | 31 | 15 |
667 | It is a timeless unsolved case, but Rog thinks he can crack it | 1.4030 | 0.05414 | 134 | 90 | 34 | 10 |
668 | What comes next? | 1.4029 | 0.05178 | 139 | 92 | 38 | 9 |
669 | I meant it as a rhetorical question, but now I'm genuinely interested in seeing where this goes... | 1.4029 | 0.04973 | 139 | 90 | 42 | 7 |
670 | Odds are the rooster came first. | 1.4027 | 0.05546 | 149 | 105 | 28 | 16 |
671 | We were so close to having an answer, but we ran out of funding | 1.4027 | 0.05380 | 149 | 103 | 32 | 14 |
672 | The question is not who killed—but rather—who killed first? | 1.4026 | 0.05254 | 154 | 106 | 34 | 14 |
673 | Keep him at it ... we don't want him on our team, and you don't want him on yours. | 1.4015 | 0.05623 | 137 | 95 | 29 | 13 |
674 | Should we tell him it’s an uncrackable case? | 1.4015 | 0.05329 | 137 | 92 | 35 | 10 |
675 | It's pretty clear it was the chicken, now all we're missing is a motive | 1.4015 | 0.05718 | 137 | 96 | 27 | 14 |
676 | First time back at the office and we are still working on the same project. | 1.4014 | 0.05480 | 142 | 98 | 31 | 13 |
677 | We need to come up with an easier quiz for potential new hires. | 1.4014 | 0.04696 | 147 | 94 | 47 | 6 |
678 | My next display begs the question “Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?” | 1.4013 | 0.05135 | 152 | 103 | 37 | 12 |
679 | Some people just refuse to move on | 1.4013 | 0.05049 | 152 | 102 | 39 | 11 |
680 | Johnson, Garcia.....I might be on to something. Do either of you have a coin? | 1.4000 | 0.04930 | 175 | 121 | 38 | 16 |
681 | How about we go back to my place and see who comes first. | 1.4000 | 0.05516 | 150 | 106 | 28 | 16 |
682 | I can't help but think that this is some sort of shell game | 1.4000 | 0.04895 | 155 | 103 | 42 | 10 |
683 | I haven’t even mentioned the “cross the road” part to him yet. | 1.4000 | 0.05534 | 140 | 97 | 30 | 13 |
684 | I already scrambled it. | 1.4000 | 0.05584 | 135 | 93 | 30 | 12 |
685 | At least it’s better than last week’s meeting about the sound of one hand clapping. | 1.4000 | 0.05345 | 140 | 95 | 34 | 11 |
686 | We need to rethink our breakfast menu design. | 1.4000 | 0.05682 | 135 | 94 | 28 | 13 |
687 | Are you gonna tell him, or should I? | 1.3986 | 0.05265 | 143 | 97 | 35 | 11 |
688 | We're really, really close. Get us another 30 mil, and I'm sure we'll get you an answer. | 1.3986 | 0.05799 | 143 | 103 | 23 | 17 |
689 | At this point, does it really matter? | 1.3986 | 0.05448 | 143 | 99 | 31 | 13 |
690 | They both want out of the debate. | 1.3986 | 0.05398 | 138 | 94 | 33 | 11 |
691 | We brought in a sequencer. | 1.3986 | 0.05198 | 138 | 92 | 37 | 9 |
692 | It was laid by a dinosaur. | 1.3986 | 0.05495 | 138 | 95 | 31 | 12 |
693 | It was the egg, he finally cracked under pressure. | 1.3985 | 0.05330 | 133 | 89 | 35 | 9 |
694 | We sell chicken,and he's a consultant, so of course the answer will be "chicken" | 1.3985 | 0.05937 | 133 | 95 | 23 | 15 |
695 | Maybe we should be asking what came last? | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
696 | He just reopened the chicken-egg investigation. A new witness testimony came in from some guy, goes by the name “Rooster”. | 1.3972 | 0.05683 | 141 | 100 | 26 | 15 |
697 | He claims to be close to a solution. | 1.3971 | 0.05036 | 136 | 89 | 40 | 7 |
698 | Yes, after his breakthrough on why the chicken crossed the road, we knew he was the right guy for this job. | 1.3971 | 0.05350 | 136 | 92 | 34 | 10 |
699 | If Steve Kornacki can't call this one right, nobody can! | 1.3962 | 0.05049 | 159 | 109 | 37 | 13 |
700 | This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I signed up for the Cold Cases Division. | 1.3960 | 0.05023 | 149 | 100 | 39 | 10 |
701 | Why did you put the chicken first? | 1.3958 | 0.05235 | 144 | 98 | 35 | 11 |
702 | He says he won't tackle the "road" problem until this is soloved. | 1.3958 | 0.05418 | 144 | 100 | 31 | 13 |
703 | Let's assume he does come up with the answer. How do we monetize that? | 1.3957 | 0.05268 | 139 | 94 | 35 | 10 |
704 | Yes, both of these have been in Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. | 1.3957 | 0.06008 | 139 | 102 | 19 | 18 |
705 | My research shows that the chicken came first to cross the road to get her egg that rolled to the other side. | 1.3955 | 0.05994 | 134 | 97 | 21 | 16 |
706 | This is the last time we put him in charge of getting breakfast. | 1.3955 | 0.05607 | 134 | 93 | 29 | 12 |
707 | We're trying to craft an origin story for all our breakfast menu items. | 1.3953 | 0.05549 | 129 | 88 | 31 | 10 |
708 | No, Steve is trying to decide what we are having for dinner. | 1.3953 | 0.05763 | 129 | 90 | 27 | 12 |
709 | He’s pretty sure the rooster came first. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
710 | We're struggling to establish the timeline | 1.3946 | 0.05248 | 147 | 101 | 34 | 12 |
711 | Typically men don’t relate to the question as easily. | 1.3946 | 0.05423 | 147 | 103 | 30 | 14 |
712 | One can no longer refer to the chicken as such, so we now say, “Which came first, they/them or the egg?” | 1.3944 | 0.05470 | 142 | 99 | 30 | 13 |
713 | The chicken already confessed but he's not buying it. | 1.3944 | 0.05092 | 142 | 95 | 38 | 9 |
714 | He knows which came first. He's just not sure which direction they came from. | 1.3942 | 0.05517 | 137 | 95 | 30 | 12 |
715 | Not who came first, who's on first | 1.3939 | 0.05242 | 132 | 88 | 36 | 8 |
716 | He'll never get it he's still working on why'd the chicken cross the road. | 1.3939 | 0.05563 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
717 | The suspect is being incubated as we speak. | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
718 | Still think this is the replacement for the SAT we've been looking for? | 1.3937 | 0.05495 | 127 | 86 | 32 | 9 |
719 | It's really his daughter's homework. | 1.3937 | 0.05932 | 127 | 90 | 24 | 13 |
720 | There’s no chance we win best scientific poster. This judge is from Texas. | 1.3931 | 0.05475 | 145 | 102 | 29 | 14 |
721 | It’s the age-old question, which comes first, meetings or the idiots who lead them? | 1.3931 | 0.05475 | 145 | 102 | 29 | 14 |
722 | We're stumped so we're calling in Darwin. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
723 | we just can't agree on the chronology of events. | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
724 | Personally, I'm in the 'egg' camp, and I''ve cut my ties with 'chicken' people. | 1.3923 | 0.05726 | 130 | 91 | 27 | 12 |
725 | I wonder if he knows that's my sons science fair and not today's agenda | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
726 | ‘The victim was last seen trying to get to the other side.’ | 1.3923 | 0.05830 | 130 | 92 | 25 | 13 |
727 | I forgot the picture of the road. | 1.3923 | 0.05405 | 130 | 88 | 33 | 9 |
728 | He certainly wasn't interested in finding out the answer to that last night | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
729 | It's the first thing we ask new applicants here at Google. | 1.3916 | 0.05617 | 143 | 102 | 26 | 15 |
730 | WELL, THEY SAID THIS CONFERENCE WOULD DEAL WITH SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS | 1.3916 | 0.05529 | 143 | 101 | 28 | 14 |
731 | There is no way that egg came first. | 1.3916 | 0.04817 | 166 | 113 | 41 | 12 |
732 | The investigation is evolving. | 1.3916 | 0.04892 | 166 | 114 | 39 | 13 |
733 | Someone’s been overthinking their breakfast order again. | 1.3913 | 0.05187 | 138 | 93 | 36 | 9 |
734 | Let’s just get lunch now, he’s probably going to be a while | 1.3913 | 0.05387 | 138 | 95 | 32 | 11 |
735 | Maybe we shouldn't have hired a philosophy major to run KFC's new hire orientation. | 1.3910 | 0.05927 | 133 | 96 | 22 | 15 |
736 | Wait until you see the "Crossing the Road" chart. | 1.3910 | 0.05731 | 133 | 94 | 26 | 13 |
737 | Dave took data farming a bit too literally | 1.3906 | 0.05111 | 128 | 84 | 38 | 6 |
738 | Turns out the rooster came before the chicken and the egg. | 1.3906 | 0.05347 | 128 | 86 | 34 | 8 |
739 | The one thing that didn’t come first is me giving a damn. | 1.3906 | 0.05460 | 128 | 87 | 32 | 9 |
740 | I’m thinking a coin flip and we’re out of here in ten minutes. | 1.3904 | 0.05177 | 146 | 100 | 35 | 11 |
741 | Last week the egg was winning but it could still go either way! | 1.3902 | 0.05370 | 123 | 82 | 34 | 7 |
742 | Well,all I can say is that working from home had me questioning a few things. | 1.3901 | 0.05305 | 141 | 97 | 33 | 11 |
743 | I’m just saying Todd, maybe it could be me once in a while | 1.3901 | 0.05850 | 141 | 103 | 21 | 17 |
744 | Never mind which. The real question is why. | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
745 | Is this some kind of a yolk? | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
746 | Alexa doesn't seem to know".. | 1.3897 | 0.05637 | 136 | 96 | 27 | 13 |
747 | Solving this gets him a promotion to the 'Why is Yawning Contagious?' group. | 1.3893 | 0.05690 | 131 | 92 | 27 | 12 |
748 | The cases are definitely related. We just can't figure out which one came first. | 1.3893 | 0.05149 | 131 | 87 | 37 | 7 |
749 | Tell him roosters don't lay eggs. | 1.3893 | 0.05262 | 131 | 88 | 35 | 8 |
750 | I can’t wait, next week we are discussing why the chicken crossed the road | 1.3893 | 0.05586 | 131 | 91 | 29 | 11 |
751 | Domestic dispute, turns out to be a mother and child thing gone bad. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
752 | With the current political climate, the question is reopened. | 1.3889 | 0.05225 | 144 | 99 | 34 | 11 |
753 | When he completes his 'which came first' analysis, we are moving onto 'motivations for road crossings' theories. | 1.3889 | 0.05517 | 126 | 86 | 31 | 9 |
754 | I always start my new interns here. Keeps them busy for a few days so I can get some work done. | 1.3889 | 0.05517 | 126 | 86 | 31 | 9 |
755 | He once solved the half-empty, half-full dilemma. | 1.3889 | 0.05585 | 144 | 103 | 26 | 15 |
756 | I think what's important is that we're trying. | 1.3881 | 0.05495 | 134 | 93 | 30 | 11 |
757 | It's the latest FBI pre-employment test. | 1.3881 | 0.05180 | 134 | 90 | 36 | 8 |
758 | Have we tried talking to the Chickens parents? | 1.3881 | 0.05597 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
759 | We asked him to reverse engineer the process,but he seems stuck. | 1.3881 | 0.05287 | 134 | 91 | 34 | 9 |
760 | Next time, let's just order lunch for him. | 1.3878 | 0.05499 | 147 | 105 | 27 | 15 |
761 | He insists there’s an actionable algorithm in there somewhere. | 1.3878 | 0.05149 | 147 | 101 | 35 | 11 |
762 | He’s not even in that deep… he’s still trying to figure out which one got pinned to the board first. | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
763 | He said he wanted to solve a cold case. | 1.3876 | 0.05426 | 129 | 88 | 32 | 9 |
764 | It's the lunch menu. | 1.3876 | 0.05314 | 129 | 87 | 34 | 8 |
765 | We realized we were asking the wrong question. First we must establish why they crossed the road. | 1.3873 | 0.05274 | 142 | 98 | 33 | 11 |
766 | This has legs -- why the chicken crossed the road could drive Season 2. | 1.3871 | 0.05692 | 124 | 86 | 28 | 10 |
767 | What do you mean the rooster's lawyered up?! | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
768 | It wasn’t the chicken, and it wasn’t the egg. It was the rooster. | 1.3871 | 0.05692 | 124 | 86 | 28 | 10 |
769 | Why doesn't he just Google it? | 1.3871 | 0.04953 | 124 | 80 | 40 | 4 |
770 | He's working on a cold case | 1.3869 | 0.04996 | 137 | 91 | 39 | 7 |
771 | What we need is a solid lead to crack this case. | 1.3864 | 0.05230 | 132 | 89 | 35 | 8 |
772 | I don't know how, but the egg did it. | 1.3864 | 0.05230 | 132 | 89 | 35 | 8 |
773 | It's worth a shot. He did solve the gold or blue dress. | 1.3864 | 0.05339 | 132 | 90 | 33 | 9 |
774 | He's still having trouble with the chronology of events. | 1.3864 | 0.05230 | 132 | 89 | 35 | 8 |
775 | It’s a cold case, but Captain Sanders sees it as his path to promotion . | 1.3862 | 0.05377 | 145 | 102 | 30 | 13 |
776 | We haven't even gotten to why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
777 | I asked him for his sandwich order an hour ago. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
778 | The first question is...Science Fair or Philosophy Forum? | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
779 | It keeps him busy and out of the corporate meetings. | 1.3858 | 0.05706 | 127 | 89 | 27 | 11 |
780 | Clearly, the story has prequel | 1.3858 | 0.05367 | 127 | 86 | 33 | 8 |
781 | These are our two prime suspects, and we think they may be working together. | 1.3852 | 0.05755 | 122 | 85 | 27 | 10 |
782 | No, that part was easy -- we're working on why the egg was found across the road. | 1.3852 | 0.06316 | 122 | 90 | 17 | 15 |
783 | This count as billable hours, yeah? | 1.3852 | 0.05515 | 122 | 83 | 31 | 8 |
784 | OK, we're next. Act like you know what it means. | 1.3852 | 0.05256 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
785 | So why does he suspect fowl play? | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
786 | The yolk has an airtight alibi. | 1.3852 | 0.05150 | 135 | 91 | 36 | 8 |
787 | And this is why no one has yet solved the climate crisis | 1.3852 | 0.05562 | 135 | 95 | 28 | 12 |
788 | We'd be further along in our research if we hadn't been distracted by that crossing-the-road business. | 1.3851 | 0.05143 | 161 | 114 | 32 | 15 |
789 | Henry's innovative theory of simultaneous creation might ruffle some feathers. | 1.3846 | 0.05519 | 143 | 102 | 27 | 14 |
790 | I don't think he is the philosophy teacher we are looking for. | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
791 | You've heard of mansplaining; we call this eggsplaining. | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
792 | Tracing the origins of the coop d'état was proving more difficult than anticipated. | 1.3846 | 0.05244 | 143 | 99 | 33 | 11 |
793 | Just promise me you won’t ask him why it crossed the road. | 1.3841 | 0.05664 | 138 | 99 | 25 | 14 |
794 | He says he needs six more months. | 1.3840 | 0.05422 | 125 | 85 | 32 | 8 |
795 | Apparently, this is the key to single payer health care. | 1.3840 | 0.05655 | 125 | 87 | 28 | 10 |
796 | It’s the final question prospective employees must answer in our selection process. | 1.3840 | 0.05422 | 125 | 85 | 32 | 8 |
797 | We can't can't answer why it crossed the road until we figure out which came first | 1.3840 | 0.05422 | 125 | 85 | 32 | 8 |
798 | The egg was the last to see the chicken alive. | 1.3836 | 0.05521 | 146 | 105 | 26 | 15 |
799 | He keeps going ova and ova and ova it. Oy vey. | 1.3835 | 0.05307 | 133 | 91 | 33 | 9 |
800 | He came up with a brilliant solution. Do you have a coin? | 1.3833 | 0.05574 | 120 | 82 | 30 | 8 |
801 | We need a timeline. | 1.3833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 80 | 34 | 6 |
802 | Don is wasting too much time on these cold cases. | 1.3830 | 0.05099 | 141 | 96 | 36 | 9 |
803 | Do I have to explain everything to you? | 1.3828 | 0.05776 | 128 | 91 | 25 | 12 |
804 | We're hoping your new phylogenetic techniques will finally crack open this cold case. | 1.3828 | 0.05448 | 128 | 88 | 31 | 9 |
805 | Oh, that's Sergeant MacDonald, he's obsessed with that old cold case. | 1.3828 | 0.05669 | 128 | 90 | 27 | 11 |
806 | Can’t we just call it a tie? | 1.3828 | 0.04975 | 128 | 84 | 39 | 5 |
807 | We’ll cross that road when we get to it, Brad. | 1.3828 | 0.05448 | 128 | 88 | 31 | 9 |
808 | I think we're about to crack this. | 1.3824 | 0.05119 | 136 | 92 | 36 | 8 |
809 | We’ve narrowed it down to two suspects. | 1.3821 | 0.05717 | 123 | 86 | 27 | 10 |
810 | If he cracks this one, how do we monetize it? | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
811 | He says he's just about to crack it. | 1.3821 | 0.05599 | 123 | 85 | 29 | 9 |
812 | Not conclusive so we've decided to interview another 42 eggs. | 1.3821 | 0.05230 | 123 | 82 | 35 | 6 |
813 | Maybe we should be asking what came second? | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
814 | Evidence is scrambled, but I suspect fowl play. | 1.3821 | 0.05599 | 123 | 85 | 29 | 9 |
815 | relative to the initial crossing of the road, sir … we’ve been successful in determining the chicken’s motive. However, as to the other major question, so far, we’ve been unable to …no pun intended …crack the case | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
816 | Then why were feathers found at the crime scene? | 1.3817 | 0.05679 | 131 | 93 | 26 | 12 |
817 | This could have been a Zoom meeting. | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
818 | No, it's not that. He just can't decide between chicken salad or egg salad. | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
819 | I am not sure what came first: Martha leaving him or his unhealthy obsession with this project. | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
820 | Simply put, the larger the original egg, the less likely it was laid. | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
821 | I think it was an inside job. | 1.3810 | 0.05730 | 126 | 89 | 26 | 11 |
822 | All we know is the bird died trying to lay that egg. | 1.3810 | 0.05317 | 147 | 104 | 30 | 13 |
823 | We might need to push the 2 o'clock back a bit | 1.3806 | 0.05484 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 11 |
824 | If hens were male, we wouldn't have this controversy. | 1.3802 | 0.06014 | 121 | 87 | 22 | 12 |
825 | Never ask a grad student to make breakfast. | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
826 | Which came first, the academic conference or the pointless research questions? | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
827 | We are gonna need a few more eggheads. | 1.3798 | 0.05300 | 129 | 88 | 33 | 8 |
828 | Always the pragmatist, he's changed the quandary from 'which came first' to 'chicken or egg salad sandwich for lunch'" | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
829 | He's great with quantum physics but struggles deciding what to have for lunch. | 1.3798 | 0.05633 | 129 | 91 | 27 | 11 |
830 | but which came first? the post it or the bulletin board? | 1.3798 | 0.05413 | 129 | 89 | 31 | 9 |
831 | He started on “Why did the chicken cross the road” but needed a deeper understanding of the motivation. | 1.3796 | 0.05194 | 137 | 94 | 34 | 9 |
832 | Just call it "the egg" and let's go for coffee. | 1.3793 | 0.04997 | 145 | 99 | 37 | 9 |
833 | The rooster did it. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
834 | Ask him why it crossed the road | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
835 | I think the rooster did it. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
836 | The age old question…where should we go for lunch? | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
837 | He's caught in a Hatch-22. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
838 | So far, the roosters have all denied paternity | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
839 | Why don't we just ask Siri? | 1.3788 | 0.05539 | 132 | 93 | 28 | 11 |
840 | He can’t decide where to start | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
841 | We're charting a breakthrough in our understanding of cause-&-effect. | 1.3788 | 0.05327 | 132 | 91 | 32 | 9 |
842 | I'm so sick of this that I called Amazon and ordered an egg and a chicken. I'll let you know. | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
843 | Corporate sent the evolutionary expert. | 1.3782 | 0.05597 | 119 | 82 | 29 | 8 |
844 | And don't even get him started on why it crossed the road. | 1.3782 | 0.05846 | 119 | 84 | 25 | 10 |
845 | The only prints next to the body are theirs, but we can’t tell who came first. | 1.3780 | 0.05582 | 127 | 89 | 28 | 10 |
846 | how much longer do we have to ask ourselves the question of whether we are asking the right questions? | 1.3780 | 0.05693 | 127 | 90 | 26 | 11 |
847 | Yeah, he's the guy that figured out 'How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?'' | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
848 | He'll never figure it out, he's vegan. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
849 | His performance on the road crossing question may have given us false hope. | 1.3770 | 0.05741 | 122 | 86 | 26 | 10 |
850 | It's one of a clutch of cold cases we're trying to crack. | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
851 | It's a test we give to all our new hires. Withstanding hypothetical tautologies correlates strongly with being successfully micromanaged. | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
852 | He just keeps saying 'first things first' . | 1.3768 | 0.04736 | 138 | 91 | 42 | 5 |
853 | This is better than our prior screening test: distinguishing one’s ass from one’s elbow. | 1.3761 | 0.06276 | 117 | 86 | 18 | 13 |
854 | He's trying to figure out which came second. | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
855 | The perp will get fried either way. | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
856 | I can't decide whether to egg him on before he chickens out | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
857 | "According to our survey the majority of democrats say the egg and the majority of republicans say the chicken." | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 133 | 91 | 34 | 8 |
858 | He’s a jurist in Texas. | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
859 | It's really not complicated. You know dinosaurs had eggs long before there were chickens, right? | 1.3759 | 0.05653 | 141 | 103 | 23 | 15 |
860 | Each question the cadet faces is harder that the last. Next up is: Why is Kim Kardashian famous? | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 120 | 85 | 25 | 10 |
861 | I know, I can't believe we got a grant for this, either. | 1.3750 | 0.05614 | 136 | 98 | 25 | 13 |
862 | Yes, we get paid by the hour. | 1.3750 | 0.05925 | 120 | 86 | 23 | 11 |
863 | Results are inconclusive, so we just submitted a grant application for more funding | 1.3750 | 0.04753 | 168 | 117 | 39 | 12 |
864 | The question is, does the pre-hatched egg have any rights? | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
865 | Attendees were getting bored with our ‘you are here’ signs—so we made ‘here’ a bit more philosophical. | 1.3750 | 0.05656 | 128 | 91 | 26 | 11 |
866 | '' Does he know we know that he doesn't know? " | 1.3750 | 0.05320 | 128 | 88 | 32 | 8 |
867 | Let’s call them in for questioning, and see who cracks first. | 1.3741 | 0.05525 | 139 | 100 | 26 | 13 |
868 | The latest polling suggests that the country has become divided on the chicken-egg problem as well,sir. | 1.3740 | 0.05006 | 131 | 88 | 37 | 6 |
869 | Two protochickens walk into a bar | 1.3740 | 0.05006 | 131 | 88 | 37 | 6 |
870 | So, the chicken did come first. But, why did it cross the road? | 1.3740 | 0.05346 | 131 | 91 | 31 | 9 |
871 | Do you think putting him on this right after the Schrödinger case was a great idea? | 1.3740 | 0.06043 | 123 | 90 | 20 | 13 |
872 | Personally, I don't give a 'cluck' about it. | 1.3740 | 0.05818 | 123 | 88 | 24 | 11 |
873 | He's Gen Z. He doesn't understand the connection. | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
874 | I can’t wait to rotate off the cold-case team! | 1.3740 | 0.05214 | 123 | 83 | 34 | 6 |
875 | He says it's going to take a few more weeks of incubation to crack it | 1.3740 | 0.05584 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
876 | Which came first: push pins or sticky notes? | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
877 | It's named "Genesis and Exodus." | 1.3739 | 0.05449 | 115 | 78 | 31 | 6 |
878 | Wanna have sex? | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
879 | The second level is Escher | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
880 | Don't egg him on John | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
881 | It all fits, I just can't make sense of the timeline. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
882 | I think we should just order takeout. | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
883 | We had it the other way, but the boss made us put it back. | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
884 | Because this is what Senator Rand calls important research. | 1.3731 | 0.05154 | 134 | 92 | 34 | 8 |
885 | Luckily, our government funding doesn’t run out for many years. | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
886 | It's looking like the mother and daughter were in on it together. | 1.3730 | 0.05253 | 126 | 86 | 33 | 7 |
887 | I don't think he'll ever crack it. | 1.3729 | 0.05489 | 118 | 81 | 30 | 7 |
888 | Your saying a 5th grader has solved it? | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
889 | It keeps the interns out of our hair. | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
890 | Research is going well, except in Texas where an egg has more rights than you or I. | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
891 | There’s reason for optimism. He’s already figured out why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
892 | He’s trying to make sure he has all the information before getting a COVID vaccine. | 1.3729 | 0.05993 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
893 | You need to get past either-or thinking. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
894 | So…do you wanna have sex? | 1.3721 | 0.05619 | 129 | 92 | 26 | 11 |
895 | It's called The Kentucky Paradox. | 1.3721 | 0.05510 | 129 | 91 | 28 | 10 |
896 | He’s on loan from the 13th precinct to help us establish a timeline, but he seems a little stuck. | 1.3721 | 0.05170 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 7 |
897 | He's been staring at this for hours. I think he's waiting for the egg to hatch or the chicken to lay one to decide which came first... | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
898 | Lots of opinions, no facts. | 1.3719 | 0.05266 | 121 | 82 | 33 | 6 |
899 | The goal of my research is simply to lay out the question. | 1.3719 | 0.05884 | 121 | 87 | 23 | 11 |
900 | I was originally scheduled to give an oral presentation but got bumped down to a poster when they needed the slot for the Cart Before the Horse symposium | 1.3719 | 0.05266 | 121 | 82 | 33 | 6 |
901 | At least he shut up about the woodchuck. | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
902 | I quit. | 1.3717 | 0.05922 | 113 | 80 | 24 | 9 |
903 | He thinks he's cracked the case. | 1.3717 | 0.05508 | 113 | 77 | 30 | 6 |
904 | Did he paint the egg first or the chicken? | 1.3717 | 0.06183 | 113 | 82 | 20 | 11 |
905 | Wanna get a burger? | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
906 | We had to call in the egg heads for this case | 1.3710 | 0.05428 | 124 | 86 | 30 | 8 |
907 | Next he'll try to solve why it crossed the road. | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
908 | His ability to stay completely focused on meaningless information makes him perfect for accounting. | 1.3707 | 0.06187 | 116 | 85 | 19 | 12 |
909 | Umm, I think you got it backwards... | 1.3707 | 0.05127 | 116 | 77 | 35 | 4 |
910 | He keeps muttering, 'Where's the bacon?' | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
911 | He does this everytime we order lunch | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
912 | Just wait til he finds out about cryptocurrency. | 1.3707 | 0.05939 | 116 | 83 | 23 | 10 |
913 | It's all wrong. The egg should be on the left side and the chicken on the right side." | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
914 | This is a tough case to unscramble. | 1.3701 | 0.05339 | 127 | 88 | 31 | 8 |
915 | In our case, the cartoon came before the caption. | 1.3701 | 0.05454 | 127 | 89 | 29 | 9 |
916 | He's getting close. He already figured out why it crossed the road. | 1.3701 | 0.05454 | 127 | 89 | 29 | 9 |
917 | I told him - just flip a coin. | 1.3701 | 0.05220 | 127 | 87 | 33 | 7 |
918 | I'm just messing with his mind. | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
919 | He’s been working from home for longer than most. | 1.3697 | 0.05581 | 119 | 83 | 28 | 8 |
920 | Enough with the puns. We aren't winging it, our board isn't scrambled, and we aren't cracking the case. Just enough. | 1.3696 | 0.05450 | 138 | 99 | 27 | 12 |
921 | Both have alibis but their timelines are shaky. | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
922 | Scientists have already figured out which came first. Scott just wants to “come to his own conclusion” | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
923 | It all started when he started mansplaining the term 'paradox' to me. | 1.3694 | 0.06390 | 111 | 82 | 17 | 12 |
924 | It’s a brilliant hypothesis, but I think you’ll need more data to get it published. | 1.3684 | 0.05325 | 114 | 77 | 32 | 5 |
925 | I would have mentioned the egg is not to scale. | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
926 | What if we start thinking about it in terms of who came last? | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
927 | He just got out of diversity training. | 1.3684 | 0.05609 | 114 | 79 | 28 | 7 |
928 | We’ve narrowed it down to either the chicken or the egg. | 1.3684 | 0.05469 | 114 | 78 | 30 | 6 |
929 | They could both be in some very hot water. | 1.3684 | 0.05609 | 114 | 79 | 28 | 7 |
930 | His work suggests an unhealthy obsession with being first. | 1.3681 | 0.05191 | 144 | 102 | 31 | 11 |
931 | But can we prove it in court? | 1.3680 | 0.05271 | 125 | 86 | 32 | 7 |
932 | We absolutely need to get HIM laid.... | 1.3680 | 0.05392 | 125 | 87 | 30 | 8 |
933 | He claims the question is a shell game. | 1.3680 | 0.05271 | 125 | 86 | 32 | 7 |
934 | We think the egg will appeal to younger audiences. | 1.3680 | 0.04891 | 125 | 83 | 38 | 4 |
935 | This is the toughest case since the Dumpty incident | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
936 | He can't decide if he wants chicken salad or egg salad for lunch. | 1.3675 | 0.05509 | 117 | 81 | 29 | 7 |
937 | It all depends on which suspect cracks first. | 1.3675 | 0.05509 | 117 | 81 | 29 | 7 |
938 | Maybe we should rephrase the question. "Which came second?" | 1.3675 | 0.05509 | 117 | 81 | 29 | 7 |
939 | This will revolutionize the frittata as we know it. | 1.3675 | 0.05509 | 117 | 81 | 29 | 7 |
940 | Everyone always ask "which came first," but has anyone ever asked "why... Mike is still here after we fired him last month?" | 1.3675 | 0.05509 | 117 | 81 | 29 | 7 |
941 | There's a bottleneck at the first station of the History of Meringue. | 1.3672 | 0.05532 | 128 | 91 | 27 | 10 |
942 | We have two suspects. | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
943 | No, he's just trying to decide which kind of sandwich he wants for lunch. | 1.3672 | 0.05187 | 128 | 88 | 33 | 7 |
944 | It's down to two suspects, lieutenant. We're just working on the time-line. | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
945 | Well, Mulder, we've been demoted to the 'Eggs Files'. | 1.3670 | 0.06340 | 109 | 80 | 18 | 11 |
946 | He’s trying to come up with a caption for a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.3670 | 0.06340 | 109 | 80 | 18 | 11 |
947 | First things first, I assume. | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
948 | I tried to tell him the Magritte exhibit is across the street but he won’t leave | 1.3667 | 0.05284 | 120 | 82 | 32 | 6 |
949 | After we published our findings on the 'road cross' problem, we received a grant to investigate this | 1.3664 | 0.05441 | 131 | 93 | 28 | 10 |
950 | His theory is that neither the chicken nor the egg came first. It was the rooster. | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
951 | We need a new caterer. | 1.3662 | 0.05518 | 142 | 104 | 24 | 14 |
952 | For sure the egg didn't cross the road. | 1.3661 | 0.06082 | 112 | 81 | 21 | 10 |
953 | We've got our top paradox guy on it. | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
954 | Is this legal in Texas? | 1.3661 | 0.06711 | 112 | 86 | 11 | 15 |
955 | They're both suspects, but we're not sure who to interrogate first. | 1.3661 | 0.06082 | 112 | 81 | 21 | 10 |
956 | He thinks he's about to crack the case. | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
957 | That'll keep him busy for a while. Let's get some breakfast, for some reason I'm hungry. | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
958 | The DA says he doesn't care which came first, they're both gonna fry! | 1.3659 | 0.06029 | 123 | 91 | 19 | 13 |
959 | I heard there was a second chicken in the grassy meadow. | 1.3652 | 0.05966 | 115 | 83 | 22 | 10 |
960 | It's about time his parents had that talk with him. | 1.3652 | 0.06216 | 115 | 85 | 18 | 12 |
961 | Should we lay him off or egg him on? | 1.3651 | 0.05812 | 126 | 92 | 22 | 12 |
962 | We'll, I can tell you who didn't come first. | 1.3650 | 0.05567 | 137 | 100 | 24 | 13 |
963 | I asked him what he wanted for lunch last week, he's been standing there ever since. | 1.3649 | 0.04808 | 148 | 102 | 38 | 8 |
964 | He just keeps muttering, "fowl play." | 1.3643 | 0.05155 | 129 | 89 | 33 | 7 |
965 | We were deadlocked on Zoom, so I thought coming into the office would help. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
966 | I needed to call in expert help because I was just going around in circles with this case. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
967 | What if we tried figuring out which one came last?" | 1.3643 | 0.05496 | 129 | 92 | 27 | 10 |
968 | He'll crack this puzzle soon | 1.3636 | 0.05629 | 121 | 86 | 26 | 9 |
969 | So that's where the clitoris is. | 1.3636 | 0.05868 | 121 | 88 | 22 | 11 |
970 | Apparently,he identified the Zodiac killer after a tree fell in a forest that no one was there to hear. | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
971 | It will be interesting to see how he brings this around to string theory. | 1.3636 | 0.05188 | 132 | 92 | 32 | 8 |
972 | Who knew the unpaid intern would figure it out? | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
973 | I don’t care which one came first, detectives, I just care how they both managed to get away. | 1.3630 | 0.05109 | 135 | 94 | 33 | 8 |
974 | Where to start? | 1.3629 | 0.05532 | 124 | 88 | 27 | 9 |
975 | So far we've got the rooster with the hen in the coop.... and in that order. | 1.3629 | 0.05876 | 124 | 91 | 21 | 12 |
976 | He’s unaware that this is a personality test.” | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
977 | He's developing a Henn diagram. | 1.3628 | 0.06166 | 113 | 83 | 19 | 11 |
978 | Everybody thinks it's over easy. At first... | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
979 | You wanna get coffee? This could take a while. | 1.3628 | 0.05343 | 113 | 77 | 31 | 5 |
980 | He has trouble prioritizing. | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
981 | Is this really the best use of our intern? | 1.3628 | 0.06037 | 113 | 82 | 21 | 10 |
982 | He’s working on a theory that the design committee came first. | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
983 | Are you kidding me, no epidural?" | 1.3622 | 0.05323 | 127 | 89 | 30 | 8 |
984 | We got it across the road, but this one has us stumped. | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
985 | I think I've found the reason our cases are backing up. | 1.3622 | 0.05773 | 127 | 93 | 22 | 12 |
986 | I told you we shouldn't have hired an MBA to teach the philosophy class. | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
987 | Who's gonna tell him that's actually a goose egg? | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
988 | The evidence points to the egg, by about 312 million years. | 1.3621 | 0.05393 | 116 | 80 | 30 | 6 |
989 | The photos are switched each Tuesday. | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
990 | I know it seems a little weird, but rumor has it that he already figured out why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
991 | Where exactly did you find this caterer? | 1.3615 | 0.05881 | 130 | 97 | 19 | 14 |
992 | We intend to win the Chicken Sandwich Wars. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
993 | His promotion depends on it. | 1.3613 | 0.05025 | 119 | 80 | 35 | 4 |
994 | Bill’s the best. Just last year he cracked the “Cross the Road” case. | 1.3613 | 0.05301 | 119 | 82 | 31 | 6 |
995 | We think it might be more of a Venn diagram situation. | 1.3613 | 0.04882 | 119 | 79 | 37 | 3 |
996 | We’ve rebranded it ‘’meta” | 1.3609 | 0.05682 | 133 | 98 | 22 | 13 |
997 | It’s a tough one to crack. | 1.3607 | 0.05827 | 122 | 89 | 22 | 11 |
998 | He loves omelettes but is worried in Texas that hens will be required to take all eggs to full term and banned for human consumption. | 1.3607 | 0.05943 | 122 | 90 | 20 | 12 |
999 | Mansplaining menstruation | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
1000 | Apparently, Matt Damon snuck in late last night and solved it. | 1.3607 | 0.05590 | 122 | 87 | 26 | 9 |
1001 | Let him be, I don't want him at the meeting, he can never decide how to vote | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
1002 | We fed this into AI and it doesn't know either. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
1003 | OK, so you’ve tried a biologist, a virologist, a veterinarian, a statistician, a logician, a historian, three psychics and a librarian. Call back the stand-up comic. | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
1004 | This just in: nobody cares who came first | 1.3597 | 0.05686 | 139 | 104 | 20 | 15 |
1005 | They really need to start teaching sex ed in the schools. | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
1006 | I think if you solve it you get an offer from Google. | 1.3596 | 0.06120 | 114 | 84 | 19 | 11 |
1007 | He’s got everything figured out except the timeline. | 1.3596 | 0.06246 | 114 | 85 | 17 | 12 |
1008 | The artist had a very complex Parent/Child relationship. | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1009 | Someone said there'd be donuts. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
1010 | I think we're looking for a poacher. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
1011 | No, actually it is a Rube Goldberg puzzle on how to get that chicken back into that egg. | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
1012 | The investigation has many layers. | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
1013 | Do you ever feel like this entire project is a colossal waste of time? | 1.3588 | 0.05205 | 131 | 92 | 31 | 8 |
1014 | We found this right before he crossed the road. | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
1015 | I’m not so sure we’re asking the right question. | 1.3585 | 0.05049 | 106 | 70 | 34 | 2 |
1016 | Conclusion: the rooster did it. | 1.3585 | 0.05394 | 106 | 72 | 30 | 4 |
1017 | Not really the hardboiled detective I requested. | 1.3585 | 0.06593 | 106 | 80 | 14 | 12 |
1018 | City folk." | 1.3583 | 0.05131 | 120 | 82 | 33 | 5 |
1019 | Causality Friday | 1.3583 | 0.05893 | 120 | 88 | 21 | 11 |
1020 | Our Philosophy Faculty is famous for its forensic methodology. | 1.3583 | 0.04992 | 120 | 81 | 35 | 4 |
1021 | Couldn’t you have just made him get coffee? | 1.3583 | 0.05131 | 120 | 82 | 33 | 5 |
1022 | Want to grab a drink? He’s going to be here awhile. | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
1023 | I thought he was making progress when he moved on from "Are you naked if you're wearing socks?" | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
1024 | He told me to set a three minute timer and check back on him. | 1.3582 | 0.05014 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
1025 | Between you and me, I don't think CSI: Des Moines is going to work. | 1.3578 | 0.06047 | 109 | 79 | 21 | 9 |
1026 | He's the one who solved the mystery of the chicken crossing the road. | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
1027 | Are we close to cracking this one, or are we wasting resources on another wild goose chase? | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
1028 | I told them not to show this to the intern. | 1.3578 | 0.05759 | 109 | 77 | 25 | 7 |
1029 | That’s one we’ll never crack. | 1.3571 | 0.05221 | 126 | 88 | 31 | 7 |
1030 | Unfortunately, we are nowhere close to solving it. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1031 | Last week's challenge was a bear,some poop,and a forest. | 1.3571 | 0.06450 | 112 | 85 | 14 | 13 |
1032 | He doesn't care. He's vegan | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1033 | Once they're distracted by the chicken-egg conundrum, the extended auto warranty is an easy sell. | 1.3571 | 0.06195 | 112 | 83 | 18 | 11 |
1034 | If he cracks this, I see parades, I see Nobels, I see the next great concept musical. | 1.3571 | 0.05574 | 126 | 91 | 25 | 10 |
1035 | He got a huge government grant. | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1036 | The judge ruled 'The egg always comes out a little Behind' . | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1037 | Give this problem to the intern | 1.3566 | 0.05019 | 129 | 89 | 34 | 6 |
1038 | We suspect the chef | 1.3565 | 0.05411 | 115 | 80 | 29 | 6 |
1039 | Only a man would think bigger eggs is a good way to increase yield. | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
1040 | This will keep him occupied for weeks while we sneak off to Costa Rica. | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
1041 | The chicken was clearly at the scene of the crime. But was the egg there first? | 1.3565 | 0.05948 | 115 | 84 | 21 | 10 |
1042 | Wait ‘till I ask him why did the chicken cross the road. | 1.3559 | 0.05453 | 118 | 83 | 28 | 7 |
1043 | He’ll crack it soon enough. | 1.3559 | 0.05318 | 118 | 82 | 30 | 6 |
1044 | Should we just confess to eating his lunch? | 1.3559 | 0.05712 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
1045 | How long have you been teaching at Purdue? | 1.3558 | 0.06249 | 104 | 76 | 19 | 9 |
1046 | We know which came first. We need a motive. | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
1047 | This is the last time we let him decide what to order for lunch. | 1.3558 | 0.05943 | 104 | 74 | 23 | 7 |
1048 | Don't ya just love it when the smartest guy get stumped? | 1.3558 | 0.06249 | 104 | 76 | 19 | 9 |
1049 | No matter which one we say, it'll be considered fake news | 1.3556 | 0.04984 | 135 | 94 | 34 | 7 |
1050 | Of course I told him flow chart, not fowl chart! | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
1051 | The rooster had both motive and opportunity! | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
1052 | He's hoping to hatch this new plan soon. It's best not to egg him on. | 1.3551 | 0.05353 | 107 | 73 | 30 | 4 |
1053 | Do you ask the new analyst what he wants from KFC? | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
1054 | I don't know the answer, but now I'm hungry. | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1055 | It was just meant to be an icebreaker | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
1056 | Who the cluck cares which came first. | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
1057 | He’s having an eggsistential crisis | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
1058 | Actually, the consultancy fee comes first. | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
1059 | This should keep him busy for the next week | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
1060 | Wanna go grab some breakfast? | 1.3545 | 0.06138 | 110 | 81 | 19 | 10 |
1061 | He's got this figured out. What he still can't get to is the motive for the road crossing. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
1062 | If we solve it, Krysten Sinema says she'll vote for our bill. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
1063 | Clearly the Omelette is in the Eye of the Beholder | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1064 | It's actually just a recipe for a chicken frittata. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1065 | What a surprise that all our senior managers chose the chicken. | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
1066 | All the evidence points in the same direction - delicious. | 1.3540 | 0.05171 | 113 | 77 | 32 | 4 |
1067 | Our breakthrough was realizing that this problem is not so much circular as it is elliptical. | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1068 | Did either one smoke afterwards? | 1.3534 | 0.05566 | 133 | 98 | 23 | 12 |
1069 | We're getting close to an answer, it's down to a fifty-fifty chance it's one of them. | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
1070 | And don't even get me started on the 'crossing the road' inquiry | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1071 | Well, I guess that finally settles it. | 1.3529 | 0.05545 | 119 | 85 | 26 | 8 |
1072 | Just wait until he gets to the other side. | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
1073 | He wonders how that big egg could come out of such a small hole. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1074 | DNA results were scrambled, but we've narrowed it down to two suspects. Suspect one claims to have info that will crack the case wide open, but not a peep from suspect two who has nearly a dozen witnesses that say he was elsewhere. | 1.3525 | 0.05926 | 122 | 91 | 19 | 12 |
1075 | It's too binary. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1076 | This is not what I meant when I said we should find the root of the crossing the road incident. | 1.3524 | 0.05410 | 105 | 72 | 29 | 4 |
1077 | We’re shutting this down and transferring the budget over to ‘Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?’. | 1.3524 | 0.05410 | 105 | 72 | 29 | 4 |
1078 | Well at least we figured out why it crossed the road | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
1079 | The chicken has a social media post from '97 so we're going with that. | 1.3519 | 0.05474 | 108 | 75 | 28 | 5 |
1080 | If that was a hen, there would be no question. | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
1081 | The egg, of course! The photo on the left is a rooster!! | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1082 | I'm not going to be the one who tells him that's a rooster. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
1083 | Well, I never heard of an egg laying a chicken. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
1084 | He keeps asking the same question, over and over again! | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
1085 | He works the cold case at Whole Foods. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1086 | Do you read from left to right or the other way around? | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
1087 | It's OK. He's an intern | 1.3514 | 0.05222 | 111 | 76 | 31 | 4 |
1088 | So it was the chicken? Nice work! When can we expect the "tree falling in the woods" results | 1.3514 | 0.05955 | 111 | 81 | 21 | 9 |
1089 | He's trying to figure out what to have for dinner. | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
1090 | We’re pretty sure it was the chicken, but we still haven’t figured out why it crossed the road. | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
1091 | Okay yes, technically the rooster came first but... | 1.3509 | 0.05842 | 114 | 83 | 22 | 9 |
1092 | Yeah, funding dried up so wewent back to basics. | 1.3505 | 0.06225 | 97 | 70 | 20 | 7 |
1093 | Yeah, he says he knows but won't tell us. | 1.3504 | 0.05343 | 137 | 100 | 26 | 11 |
1094 | Do you realize, if we resolve this, we can apply the same logic to ducks and geese. | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1095 | The paradox lies in this being a rooster and not a hen | 1.3500 | 0.05246 | 120 | 84 | 30 | 6 |
1096 | First things first, he says. | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
1097 | Chicken, egg, person, woman, camera, TV. We think he can primary your incumbent. | 1.3500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
1098 | I don't think that he can crack this case. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1099 | I haven't seen him so worked up since the "Schrodinger' cat" case. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
1100 | The ultimate cold case | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1101 | Rumor has it that display is a chick magnet. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
1102 | Putting the chicken on the left side of the board just gives it all away. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1103 | I don't care who came first. They're stuck with footprints crossing the road and shell casings on the other side. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1104 | Do you want to ask him or shall I? | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1105 | I'd explain it, but I wouldn't know where to begin. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1106 | After 9,462 votes I can't believe it's all up to this guy. | 1.3492 | 0.04823 | 126 | 86 | 36 | 4 |
1107 | They have a very limited menu, and the reviews are all over the place. | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
1108 | I think we can fry ‘em both. | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
1109 | I told you to stop asking him that question. | 1.3491 | 0.06149 | 106 | 78 | 19 | 9 |
1110 | He's studying the genesis of Critical Race Theory. | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
1111 | The Farm to Table concept is good, but we need a sexier chicken. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1112 | You just had to invite Jerry to order lunch with us... | 1.3491 | 0.05534 | 106 | 74 | 27 | 5 |
1113 | I hope he knows that’s a duck egg… | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
1114 | Corporate wants an answer by tomorrow | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1115 | His marriage is failing. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1116 | I see the new guy is learning the pecking order. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1117 | We got a $20 million grant for this. | 1.3486 | 0.06166 | 109 | 81 | 18 | 10 |
1118 | Next time, let's be sure to read the entire grant application and not just the title: 'Evolutionary Avian Enigmas' | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1119 | Are you sure that's the right order? | 1.3482 | 0.05631 | 112 | 80 | 25 | 7 |
1120 | He's dyslexic, so who knows? | 1.3482 | 0.05910 | 112 | 82 | 21 | 9 |
1121 | We like to keep our rookies busy with something simple, at first. | 1.3482 | 0.05772 | 112 | 81 | 23 | 8 |
1122 | That’s why she crossed the road! | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
1123 | When are you going to tell him it's a rooster? | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
1124 | Actually, I'm certain the rooster came first. | 1.3478 | 0.05799 | 115 | 84 | 22 | 9 |
1125 | He keeps insisting that….”it has to be the egg”. | 1.3478 | 0.04947 | 115 | 78 | 34 | 3 |
1126 | Pollux is the man for this; he solved ‘why the chicken crossed the road’ problem. | 1.3475 | 0.05943 | 118 | 88 | 19 | 11 |
1127 | It's not a guy thing. | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
1128 | It's for our new menu. But what do we serve first? | 1.3469 | 0.06503 | 98 | 73 | 16 | 9 |
1129 | Got a coin? Our boy genius here will settle for 2-out-of-3. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1130 | Either way, they ran a-fowl of the law. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1131 | Who cares? They're both delicious. | 1.3468 | 0.05731 | 124 | 92 | 21 | 11 |
1132 | Don't judge. The alternative was Nietzsche. | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1133 | We're holding his older sister Clara - recent DNA evidence suggests she pushed him. She hated Humpty for being the most beautiful baby of the hatch. | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1134 | The supply chain is broken. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1135 | We thought it might be easier to figure out which came second. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1136 | Apparently he used a candlestick. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1137 | I think the chicken and the egg were in on it together. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1138 | It's not what you think. He's trying to figure out what to have for lunch. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1139 | He’ll never figure it out, this is ostrich’s egg. | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1140 | We're over budget and past due, how hard could this really be to solve? | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1141 | He says his name is Heisenberg. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1142 | I got grants from the chicken industry and the egg industry, but I can’t recall which came first. | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
1143 | He's the profiler who solved the Cart/Horse conjecture... | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
1144 | If he says " the egg" hire him. Last one said "boulder" | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
1145 | Give him five more minutes then we'll go to a coin flip. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1146 | He's our best hope for this new case...last month he solved why it crossed the road! | 1.3455 | 0.06118 | 110 | 82 | 18 | 10 |
1147 | I'll never understand how this prepares you to jump out of an airplane. | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
1148 | He’s stuck in a feedback loop… | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
1149 | He’ll get it. He figured out the cart before the horse thing. | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1150 | I warned you. This is what you get when you serve a chicken scrambler to a metaphysician. | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
1151 | Don't you think our interviews have gotten a little too difficult? | 1.3448 | 0.06135 | 116 | 88 | 16 | 12 |
1152 | After we solve this problem, we have to know why she crossed the road. | 1.3445 | 0.05262 | 119 | 84 | 29 | 6 |
1153 | I’ve never seen anyone stare so long at the lunch menu. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1154 | We're pecking away at it. | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
1155 | Does it really matter? | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1156 | He thinks it's the lunch menu. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1157 | He did, however, figure out why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1158 | When I asked him to resolve this paradox, he cried 'fowl.' | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1159 | I still don’t understand how this got so politicized. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1160 | If we can't solve the case for what was first, what was second? | 1.3434 | 0.05591 | 99 | 69 | 26 | 4 |
1161 | What does it matter if neither identifies as a chicken or an egg? | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1162 | Ernie's solved it. He wants us to move on to why he crossed the road. | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1163 | Obviously, the rooster came first. | 1.3434 | 0.06605 | 99 | 75 | 14 | 10 |
1164 | He’s almost got it. | 1.3431 | 0.05305 | 102 | 70 | 29 | 3 |
1165 | He's about to crack this wide open. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1166 | I think that sometimes AI likes to poke fun at us." | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1167 | Every time we get close to cracking the case, our informants get eaten. | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1168 | This is definitely a good use of public funding | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1169 | He thinks he's got it. | 1.3429 | 0.04838 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
1170 | We’ll cross that road when we get to it | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1171 | Detective Fox says it doesn't matter who was guarding the hen house, focus on the bad eggs. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1172 | Couldn't they just be concurrent? | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1173 | New guy thinks it’s a menu. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
1174 | Yesterday's poll had it 49.8% chicken, 49.6% egg--too close to call. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1175 | He's from the Middle East. He says we hung it wrong. | 1.3426 | 0.05450 | 108 | 76 | 27 | 5 |
1176 | I suggested that he just Google it. | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
1177 | We know they crossed the road. We don’t know why, or which came first. | 1.3426 | 0.06193 | 108 | 81 | 17 | 10 |
1178 | Last year they had us working on 'Catch 22' | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1179 | Apparently it’s a supply chain issue. | 1.3426 | 0.05289 | 108 | 75 | 29 | 4 |
1180 | I thought reframing the question as 'Which came second?'might resolve it once and for all. | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1181 | We know it was the chicken first and we're pretty sure we know why he crossed the road | 1.3423 | 0.05934 | 111 | 82 | 20 | 9 |
1182 | He's getting worse. It's never taken him THIS long to decide what to have for lunch before. | 1.3423 | 0.05198 | 111 | 77 | 30 | 4 |
1183 | Wait... one... second. We've been looking at this all wrong. The rooster came first. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1184 | I think we'd be making better progress if the project manager wasn't a vegan. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1185 | It takes him forever to decide what to have for lunch | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
1186 | Maybe the chick came first instead? | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1187 | While we're at it, which came first, the blackboard or the chalk? | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1188 | We’ll ask him why it crossed the road tomorrow. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1189 | Based on my personal research; I concluded it was the rooster” | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1190 | Either way, we still won’t know why it crossed the road. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1191 | After this, it's which came first - coffee or Starbucks? | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1192 | Well, this is a first. | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
1193 | Who cares which came first? I want to know why it crossed the road. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1194 | We need Matt Damon | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1195 | All I said was, 'Chief, what do you want for lunch?' | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1196 | He's been in a foul mood all morning. | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
1197 | He's working on his next Tweet | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1198 | Which came first? Post-its or white boards? | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1199 | Anyone who thinks they understand this exhibit is fantasizing or a genius. | 1.3400 | 0.05724 | 100 | 71 | 24 | 5 |
1200 | He's reversed the order of those two images a thousand times in the last week alone! | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1201 | We're not sure if it was an infanticide or a matricide. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1202 | He will never solve the puzzle because his wife is egging him on. | 1.3398 | 0.06255 | 103 | 77 | 17 | 9 |
1203 | He's been pecking away at it all week. | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
1204 | I just keep thinking, "Who cares?" | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
1205 | He could care less. He's a vegan. | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
1206 | Quantum Mechanics proves the chicken OR the egg came first, depending on how you observe them. Problem solved. | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
1207 | Please don’t tell him about Schrödinger’s cat. | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
1208 | If he solves this, he gets an in-person interview. | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1209 | He got the egg to crack but he can't get a peep from the chicken. | 1.3394 | 0.06144 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 10 |
1210 | Gives the interns something to do. | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
1211 | The best solution so far is from a rooster. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1212 | He is hoping to get a research grant. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1213 | Are there any vegan restaurants nearby? | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1214 | He thinks there is no question that can not be answered with enough graphics. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1215 | Ms. Tippen's third grade class is deconstructing the chicken-egg paradox as a non-fungible token. I think we should bid. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1216 | We brought him in because of his incredible work on the “chicken crossing the road” case. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1217 | Where are Abbott and Costello when we really need them? | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1218 | Modern art exhibits just keep getting more and more weird these days. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1219 | He's close. Chalkboards came before post-it notes . | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1220 | I’ll never understand what they do over at HR. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1221 | You can not invite him to breakfast with us anymore. | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
1222 | The Judges will determine who comes in first. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1223 | He's preparing for the next debate between Democrats and Republicans | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
1224 | He already discovered why the sky is blue. | 1.3368 | 0.05314 | 95 | 65 | 28 | 2 |
1225 | It’s looking like a tie. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1226 | He was chosen because he found the needle in a haystack. | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1227 | Sorry, it should have been your assignment but he got here first. | 1.3367 | 0.05219 | 98 | 67 | 29 | 2 |
1228 | How many times do I have to tell you? It's an eye exam for Trump supporters who can't read. | 1.3367 | 0.06638 | 98 | 75 | 13 | 10 |
1229 | Coming first is over-rated. | 1.3367 | 0.05416 | 98 | 68 | 27 | 3 |
1230 | So here’s a picture of my darling Betty, and here’s one of her when she was younger. | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1231 | He says it’s more about who wore it best | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1232 | Steve is watching the numbers, looks like the egg is ahead | 1.3366 | 0.05500 | 101 | 71 | 26 | 4 |
1233 | I’m thinking 12-episode, limited run, whodunnit podcast series | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1234 | I'm thinking breakfast. You? | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1235 | Lower his dose of LSD and see if he can speak. | 1.3365 | 0.06203 | 104 | 78 | 17 | 9 |
1236 | He says he's about make a big breakthrough in the case. | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1237 | Are you sure barnyards are within our jurisdiction? | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1238 | He'll never crack this one. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1239 | Just one or two more rounds of funding and I think he’ll finally crack it. | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1240 | I think it is time to call in Colonel Sanders. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1241 | Oh yeah, get a coffee. He’s gonna be awhile. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1242 | Why is it that young people keep waiting for this flat screen display to activate? | 1.3364 | 0.06221 | 107 | 81 | 16 | 10 |
1243 | Told you that was the only way to keep him busy. | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
1244 | Let's solve this problem first, then we can talk about its motivation for crossing the road. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1245 | There seems to be a connection between the two. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1246 | It's plagued humans forever...southern fried or easy over? | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1247 | His latest theory is that crossing the road will help him crack it. | 1.3364 | 0.05048 | 110 | 76 | 31 | 3 |
1248 | I’m taking Murphy off of the Cold Case team. | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1249 | He said the murders can wait. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1250 | He doesn't get that it's a rhetorical question. | 1.3363 | 0.05978 | 113 | 85 | 18 | 10 |
1251 | It was his theorem which established why it crossed the road so he is now examining the ultimate question. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1252 | He’s either close to cracking the case or making breakfast. | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
1253 | He's asking for a vegetarian option. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1254 | Not him. He's still working on why did the chicken cross the road. | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
1255 | He's a vegan from Texas, so now I'm worried he's going to sue the hen. | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1256 | We think we can finally crack this. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1257 | Either way, the sky is falling. | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
1258 | My gut says The Rooster is behind the whole thing. | 1.3333 | 0.06421 | 99 | 75 | 15 | 9 |
1259 | This appears to be unrelated to the “If a tree fell in the forest” case. | 1.3333 | 0.06171 | 108 | 82 | 16 | 10 |
1260 | It's a complicated organization, but a clear pecking order is starting to emerge. | 1.3333 | 0.06048 | 111 | 84 | 17 | 10 |
1261 | Your government dollars at work. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1262 | Jerome and I cannot confidently say which came first. Of course,it's possible it's neither one. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
1263 | Cuts down on reading all those resumes. | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1264 | We’re never going to crack this case. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1265 | When he was young before becoming a Colonel,Harland Sanders had to decide if he was going to serve breakfast or dinner. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1266 | The evidence doesn’t look good for either of them, sir. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1267 | They fouled it up. That’s a goose egg. | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1268 | Obviously, the egg. Dinosaurs had eggs, so...just sayin'. It's a stupid question. | 1.3333 | 0.05357 | 105 | 74 | 27 | 4 |
1269 | We have fun with it. It drives the new rookies crazy! | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1270 | The problem is, he only has 18 minutes for his TED talk... | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1271 | We’re really close to cracking this case… | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1272 | Unfortunately, his science fair entry is just a long-winded chicken salad recipe. | 1.3333 | 0.05947 | 117 | 89 | 17 | 11 |
1273 | Law and Order: Paradox Unit | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1274 | ...and the answer has been staring us in the face all this time | 1.3333 | 0.05372 | 99 | 69 | 27 | 3 |
1275 | This is much more accurate than a SAT | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1276 | So, about Kevin's project, twenty bucks says he can't 'pullet" off. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1277 | Is there a vegan option? | 1.3333 | 0.05369 | 93 | 64 | 27 | 2 |
1278 | It's too eggistential for me. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1279 | He's always wanted to take a crack at one of our great unsolved mysteries. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1280 | He’s struggling to determine the sequence of events. | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
1281 | And that's blockchain | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1282 | I don't think it was the chicken OR the egg -- they were both framed. | 1.3333 | 0.06734 | 99 | 77 | 11 | 11 |
1283 | Solving the whole chicken egg sequencing problem has huge market potential. | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
1284 | But we’ll still never know why it crosses the road. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1285 | I still maintain he drew the egg first | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1286 | Don't overthink it. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1287 | We were going back to the original questions of the case. Paul may have gone too far back. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1288 | Dunno ‘bout you, but if I was the chicken I’d be praying that the egg came first “ | 1.3333 | 0.06171 | 108 | 82 | 16 | 10 |
1289 | Scientifically speaking, the incremental evolution resulting into today’s domesticated chicken would have happened in a DNA mutation present in the egg but not the parent species, but I’m just waiting to see if he is going to mansplain that to me. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1290 | Research is overfunded. | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1291 | Ask the hen. | 1.3306 | 0.04894 | 121 | 85 | 32 | 4 |
1292 | We're looking at a patricide. Suspect is white, unarmed and may have crack on them. | 1.3305 | 0.05903 | 118 | 90 | 17 | 11 |
1293 | He's the best detective we've ever had, but I don't believe he can crack this case. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
1294 | Bring biscuits and gravy when we bring them in for questioning. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1295 | The chicken came first. Someone had to lay the egg and someone had to incubate the egg. If the egg came first, it would just sit there and get cold. The end. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1296 | He couldn't decide on Moderna or Pfizer either. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1297 | I figured it out ages ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1298 | I hear Netflix is already talking about a second season. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1299 | It started with a big bang. | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
1300 | Theoretically, it's neither. | 1.3302 | 0.06102 | 106 | 80 | 17 | 9 |
1301 | We’re struggling to determine the chain of events. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
1302 | I’m not really sure how we got here | 1.3302 | 0.05315 | 106 | 75 | 27 | 4 |
1303 | This is the type of progressive mumbo jumbo silly question that Fox has been trying to expose for years. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1304 | Think he’ll crack it? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1305 | After it crossed the highway, we thought there might be a deeper mystery To be solved | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1306 | Do we award two prizes,or what | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1307 | If you think this is tiring, you should see him trying to decide what to have for lunch. Wait - is that what he's doing? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1308 | He wrote the definitive paper on why they cross the road. | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1309 | This is a prime example of analysis paralysis,” he said. I replied, “Don’t overthink it. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1310 | The preparation for the Colonel’s origin story | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
1311 | Which came first? Oh, the poster was there before the guy. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1312 | We have to find out where it all started before we can understand why he crossed the road. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1313 | Our photo age-progression technology is amazing. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1314 | He’s trying to figure out where to begin | 1.3300 | 0.05329 | 100 | 70 | 27 | 3 |
1315 | It's the first run of CSI: Barnyard | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1316 | Our chicken comes first or she doesn't come at all. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1317 | He'll never get them to talk. | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1318 | He says he's about to have an eggsistential breakthrough. | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
1319 | Two suspects arrived at the crime scene. We’re not sure yet who came first. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1320 | 0kay people, we need to establish a timeline. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1321 | I told you not to invite any Engineers. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1322 | The logic is circular, but I think it fits. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1323 | That reminds me. About last night... | 1.3298 | 0.06995 | 94 | 74 | 9 | 11 |
1324 | He’s got a 50/50 chance.. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1325 | Its a deep dive into what came first, the cartoon or the caption contest. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1326 | Pantyhose: The Early Days | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1327 | This menu doesn't offer much variety | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1328 | He's trying to make a case for either chicken or egg salad. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1329 | We've narrowed it down to just two scenarios. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1330 | Yes, he is our cold case expert, but he may have met his match. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1331 | We're trying hard to determine which one makes the better salad | 1.3297 | 0.06821 | 91 | 70 | 12 | 9 |
1332 | MIT uses something like it to screen scholarship applicants | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1333 | You've been put on this case because you figured out why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
1334 | It's a nice picture board, but I've never known anyone to wonder if the ROOSTER or the egg came first. | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
1335 | He's in a fowl mood. | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1336 | ”Well according to Masters and Johnson it was really the rooster | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1337 | Where to begin? | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1338 | He’s not been the same since the Chik-fil-A debacle. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1339 | The real killer is the cholesterol | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1340 | Only Murders in the Coop. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1341 | The Colonel said to redesign the supply chain. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1342 | There's no confusion with the pig and the bacon | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1343 | He’s never been able to prove which came first. It’s the case that haunts him to this day. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1344 | Our jurisdiction stops on this side of the road,so we have to drop the other question. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1345 | He's been trying to crack the case for days, and all he can come up with is fowl play. | 1.3271 | 0.05754 | 107 | 79 | 21 | 7 |
1346 | We’re hoping this hard boiled detective can crack the case. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1347 | If he solves this, he expects a Nobel Prize. | 1.3269 | 0.05193 | 104 | 73 | 28 | 3 |
1348 | This exercise has proved popular with the staff, apart from the hardcore vegans of course. | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1349 | He's a genealogist | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1350 | We think he’s just hungry. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1351 | How about brunch? | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1352 | Check the alibi. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1353 | It had to be a C-Section! | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1354 | To be honest, I'm a vegan and don't care anymore. | 1.3267 | 0.05286 | 101 | 71 | 27 | 3 |
1355 | We are getting closer but I think the chicken was lying | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1356 | We’re calling it the metaverse | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1357 | The one piece of evidence I can't resolve is her inexplicable position across that road. | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1358 | He's convinced the fox was framed. His money's on the chicken. | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
1359 | I know, but this time he's approaching it with lateral thinking. | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1360 | Schrödinger says it depends on the recipe | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1361 | You're the BLT, I'm the meatball parm, but once again Tod can't decide between chicken or egg salad. | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1362 | How's your tree falling in the forest thing going? | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1363 | We're still waiting on forensics ... | 1.3263 | 0.05687 | 95 | 68 | 23 | 4 |
1364 | We're trying to nail down the timeline. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1365 | The question is whether we should go with the sheet pan or the skillet | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1366 | When I asked you to take a serious look at what comes first, I meant your work or our relationship. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1367 | He invented the tree-in-the-forest recorder. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1368 | Actually, he’s a road scholar. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1369 | Harder to crack than the 'Road' problem... | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1370 | He's still trying to crack that cold case file. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1371 | He’s ready for the shape sorter test | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1372 | There had to be a rooster around in all this! | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1373 | Perhaps we should be defunded. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1374 | Who says we can't have it both ways. | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
1375 | I'm reluctant to tell him that dinosaurs laid eggs. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1376 | : “Everyone knows it was the rooster.” | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1377 | He wants to call it “Six degrees of eggs and bacon” … | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1378 | It's our coldest case. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1379 | Jeez, the NSF has sure eased up on its standards for poster submission. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1380 | Between you and me, I feel like there could be other problems in the world we should be focusing on right now. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1381 | I'm going with the egg on this. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1382 | You think he’ll crack it? | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1383 | I told him to dig deep but I didn’t realize he’d go this far. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1384 | He's done it! He's actually done it! | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1385 | Who cares! I want to know why the chicken crossed the street. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1386 | He says that the chicken couldn't have laid an egg that big | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1387 | I don't care anymore, I just know I'll be the first to leave | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1388 | Whichever came first, they both taste great on waffles. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1389 | It keeps them occupied for hours | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1390 | Turns out, the rooster came first. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1391 | He’s hatching a plan. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1392 | No, that's not a breakdown of the chicken and egg debate. It's diagram of his mother's Oyakodon recipe. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1393 | I count two chickens. | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1394 | Bob says he's finally solved it: The chicken is just the egg's way of making another egg. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1395 | We are struggling to find probable cause. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1396 | It's all scrambled at this point. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1397 | Who's gonna tell him? | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1398 | Don’t look at it. You’ll be there all day and I need a cigarette. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1399 | We still don't understand how chicken and waffles became a thing. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1400 | I think it was the rooster. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1401 | Actually my 3 year solved this last night. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1402 | He’s just trying to figure out who stuck notes and string all over his vision board. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1403 | Someone should tell him about evolution. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1404 | Now that we've got DNA evidence, the captain says we've got to find out why he crossed the road. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1405 | He doesn't like 'or.' He wants us to get to 'and.' | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
1406 | No, he already knows which came first. Now he's obsessed with figuring out how such a small chicken laid such an enormous egg. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1407 | He says he thinks he's close to cracking it. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1408 | I think we really lost the professor on this research question..." | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1409 | You know, 'Professor of Theoretical Agriculture' sounded much better on paper. | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
1410 | By the way we’re out of red string. | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1411 | He's trying to find his biological mother. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1412 | She didn’t come first, woman always fake it. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1413 | He gets one more day. Tomorrow we tell him un oeuf is enough. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1414 | The rooster has been eliminated and is no longer under consideration. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1415 | He's trying to figure out who the father is. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1416 | The Metaphysical Evolution of Breakfast | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1417 | Timing is a critical factor in this case. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1418 | I asked him to whiteboard our supply chain issues. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1419 | It's a trick question! | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1420 | We've brought in a consultant from Ancestry.com. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1421 | Results seem to depend on where you enter the scenario. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1422 | It’s been three weeks, and he still hasn’t cracked the case. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1423 | Not a bad entry, but they failed to address the "crossing the road" dilemma. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1424 | You know that an egg that big would not come from that chicken. We need another suspect. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1425 | The chart illustrates my belief in alternative science: the egg laid the chicken. | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
1426 | This project was really tough. I'm going to take a little break and discover dark energy particles next. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1427 | The question sort of answers itself, don't you think | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1428 | Hopefully, we can crack the case without getting egg on our face | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1429 | Our working theory is an immaculate conception. Basically, a chicken with an egg in it. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1430 | Has he decided what he's having for dinner yet? | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1431 | Wrong assignment for a dyslexic guy. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1432 | Evidently, first came Post-it notes. Now comes the tough part. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1433 | This investigation would go faster if he just figured out where to start | 1.3196 | 0.06479 | 97 | 75 | 13 | 9 |
1434 | I think we should investigate what came second! | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1435 | Don't bother him. He's in a fowl mood. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1436 | That part’s solved. It’s the motive for crossing the street that remains a mystery. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1437 | So, we've got that solved -- breakfast before lunch. | 1.3191 | 0.06630 | 94 | 73 | 12 | 9 |
1438 | This is one case I’m eager to crack. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1439 | We're going with string theory | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1440 | Worst escape room ever ... | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1441 | If he gets this right, he'll move on to the Ass and Hole-in-Ground problem. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1442 | I just wanted to get his breakfast order | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1443 | He appears to be a lone wolf | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 94 | 65 | 28 | 1 |
1444 | Some people read right to left? That may cause a misunderstanding. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1445 | We can’t establish a timeline of events until we determine what happened first. | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
1446 | Wanna go for a drink? | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1447 | I'd rather work on where socks go in the dryer. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1448 | Henry solved 'Why the Chicken crossed the Road' riddle, so we thought we'd give him a crack at this. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1449 | We're working on the theory it crossed the road to get the egg. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1450 | You'd think we'd have cracked this by now. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1451 | This is actually more about when brunch becomes lunch. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1452 | Maybe we should have hired the MIT guy. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1453 | He stared at it for an hour, then asked me if it's a rooster or a hen. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1454 | If the Chicken did come first, why did he cross the road before having the egg? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1455 | Seems like an open and shut case | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
1456 | Both have a long list of priors. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1457 | It is part of our basic test for new employees. | 1.3182 | 0.06770 | 88 | 68 | 12 | 8 |
1458 | They were behind the coop | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1459 | Corporate says they'll give him the raise he wants if he figures it out. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1460 | Whoever solves it gets the promotion | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
1461 | Never go cold case file shopping while you’re hungry. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1462 | This case has us going around in circles. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1463 | We’re stuck, call the palaeontologist now | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1464 | These MBAs love flow charts | 1.3173 | 0.04976 | 104 | 73 | 29 | 2 |
1465 | He says it's the chicken. He has witnesses. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1466 | He cracks this case and then we give him a blazer. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1467 | Whiteboarding this isn’t going to help. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
1468 | Senator Manchin won't promise his support until we have an answer. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1469 | Is there such a thing as over-prepping for a Perdue entry level position? | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1470 | Look at him pretending like he didn't just destroy the toilet. | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
1471 | We'd better work fast--that grant money's going to run out any day now. | 1.3163 | 0.06255 | 98 | 75 | 15 | 8 |
1472 | He says there's no conclusive evidence | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1473 | Wow, that must have been a tough pregnancy. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1474 | That reminds me - which comes first, the cartoon or the caption? | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1475 | He wants to figure out if there is another way ...cause he wants kids, but can't even get a date!. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1476 | Why doesn’t he just ask Alexa? | 1.3163 | 0.05349 | 98 | 70 | 25 | 3 |
1477 | The rooster has yet to come forth. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1478 | If only I had just a couple more nuggets of information | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1479 | We think we have a breakthrough | 1.3163 | 0.05349 | 98 | 70 | 25 | 3 |
1480 | I don't think he's taken it as a joke. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1481 | 90% of chickens tell us the rooster came first. | 1.3158 | 0.06396 | 95 | 73 | 14 | 8 |
1482 | It's a cookbook case. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1483 | Set theory and biology proved the egg came first, but he's an English major with an MBA. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1484 | His ideas are getting more scrambled by the day. | 1.3158 | 0.05241 | 95 | 67 | 26 | 2 |
1485 | I think we are going to need a bigger white board | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1486 | He keeps muttering, "This was once a way of visualizing information." | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1487 | What is the difference? | 1.3158 | 0.05033 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
1488 | Look, we all want to get to the source of the problem, but I think Bob is taking it too far. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1489 | He says if the egg exists outside the chicken, why do we need chickens. Buffalo wings, I said. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1490 | It's a dead heat. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1491 | I believe we’ve made a breakthrough. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1492 | We got it from the Cold Case file. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1493 | He's been at this for a year- first it was that 'cross the road' thing. Now this! " | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1494 | He hasn’t moved for a week ! | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1495 | It’s been done before. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1496 | I thought I was making an off the cuff, remark. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1497 | Who cares? | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1498 | At this point we're just working on the timeline. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1499 | He’s vegetarian so we thought he’d have a fresh take on the case | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1500 | We've got an open-and-shut case, but we'll never convince a jury unless we get Old MacDonald to testify. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1501 | I don’t care what he thinks he found. The jury’s still out. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1502 | I'm not even gonna ask him how it crossed the road. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1503 | It's a pre-K blackboard project. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1504 | I’m vegan. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1505 | He's taking this quite seriously. How do I tell him it was only a metaphor? | 1.3146 | 0.05442 | 89 | 63 | 24 | 2 |
1506 | Send in our top interrogators. One of them is bound to crack. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1507 | It is part of the new ad campaign for www.Ancestry.Farm | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1508 | I don't get it? What's the question? | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1509 | Of course he has the answer. He's just trying to remember what the question was. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1510 | I suggest we broaden the investigation team to include a farmer and a rooster. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1511 | And that's how we circle back. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1512 | Especially in these divided times, I don’t think politics and art should be mixed. I’ve always voted chicken, but have family that are egg. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1513 | I really think eggplant belongs in this conversation. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1514 | We knew it wouldn't be over easy, so we brought in our most hard-boiled detective. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1515 | Maybe we should have put the egg on the left and the chicken on the right. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1516 | We got two prime suspects but figuring out the source is proving quite the riddle | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1517 | Being cooped up in here is not helping. | 1.3137 | 0.05020 | 102 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
1518 | It's a favorite at our supply chain conference every year. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1519 | 'This is nothing, you should have been here for the week the boat was stuck in the Suez Canal | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1520 | I'm thinking the drawing board came first | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
1521 | We’ve looked at it from several angles, and we think we have two choices. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1522 | Our "Starting from scratch" initiative is about ready to hatch. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1523 | It still doesn’t explain why it crossed the road. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1524 | I can never decide, so I alternate them every day. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1525 | It's a good screening tool for job applicants. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1526 | I say we interrogate the egg and see if it cracks. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1527 | The government grant was a game changer. | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 70 | 27 | 2 |
1528 | First? No, we're the Overanalyze Everything department. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1529 | Beats me. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1530 | Should I tell him about that new app? | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1531 | He'll be at this one awhile. Shall we go get coffee? | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1532 | If we can just get the sequence right we'll know why she crossed the road. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1533 | If we solve this crime, that question will be answered... | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
1534 | Beats me! Last year they asked why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1535 | But the more practical question to answer is, “which of the two lunch orders will arrive first?” | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1536 | Oh yeah. Great interview question Steve. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1537 | I will tell you what came first , the divorce! | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1538 | It’s eggsitential | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1539 | Some read left to right, some read right to left. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1540 | Let's sic Schroedinger on this one. He loves this stuff. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1541 | He doesn't have the answer yet but is positive they're both going to cross the road | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
1542 | Sorry. I'm vegan. | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
1543 | What’s on the other side? | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1544 | We will be here a while. The male gender never realizes that this is a photo of a rooster and not a chicken. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1545 | John….you know we’re not going to get any further with this investigation until you go re-interview that Rooster” | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1546 | Boy, is he going to be surprised. The other side of the board has square one on it. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1547 | We're so close! | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1548 | Do you think he’ll figure out that it really doesn’t matter? | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1549 | Can you believe Mr. Purdue hired him at $120K? | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1550 | Which came first?" is a guy thing. It stops them every time | 1.3107 | 0.04980 | 103 | 73 | 28 | 2 |
1551 | I believe he misunderstood the question, we asked him to figure out how it crossed the road! | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1552 | The cow confessed. Apparently he just snapped when they launched into that same debate again… | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1553 | He's leaning toward the egg | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1554 | And this is why Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1555 | We got one to crow but the other won’t say a peep. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1556 | I appreciate the sentiment, but I still don’t see how switching to free-range will help clarify anything.” | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1557 | He finally cracked it | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1558 | Get "Mr. Cold Case" here... | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1559 | Maybe we shouldn't have hired a Texan for this. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1560 | According to modern physics, neither of them exist anyway. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1561 | Waste of time. It’s always the husband. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1562 | I can,however,tell you all about who came third. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1563 | He's revisiting some of science's cold cases. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1564 | She says, "He's deciding what to have for lunch - Chicken Salad or Egg Salad." | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1565 | He just keeps mumbling, how "Meta..." | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
1566 | No, it just shows why it's a dumb question. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1567 | Looks like a chick was found dead in the hen house suite. Fowl play is suspected. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1568 | We still can’t find the rooster who owes child support | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1569 | He figures if he solves it, goodbye 'temp' status | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1570 | His algorithm will determine which came first and why it crossed the road. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1571 | We're pretty sure that we've found the connection but the timeframe doesn't quite fit " | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1572 | Baseball fans get it right away when I call the chicken Who and the egg What. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1573 | Hey I'm just glad my kid didn't want to make yet another baking soda volcano this year. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1574 | They told us working here we would all have to make tough decisions. | 1.3095 | 0.06978 | 84 | 66 | 10 | 8 |
1575 | Last week he worked on how to put de lime in de coconut. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1576 | It's the design for the new cliche museum. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1577 | As of now it's a toss up. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1578 | It's our new breakfast menu. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1579 | Gallup has Egg leading by a five-point margin. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1580 | The egg should have been on the left. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1581 | If the egg was first, who's to say it wouldn't have hatched into a Platypus? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1582 | He has been totally bonkers ever since he found out that dinosaurs hatched from eggs. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1583 | We're close, but one of them isn't talking. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1584 | Seems like a complicated way to decide what to make for lunch. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1585 | Looks like we're going to need a video as well.... | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1586 | You're just lucky you weren't here for the whole 'crossing the road' debacle! | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1587 | There’s already an outstanding warrant to bring in the rooster for questioning. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1588 | He's been through a few dozen options | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1589 | No, it's not a philosophical model of the cause-or-effect conundrum. He's working on a recipe for matzo ball soup. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1590 | Oh no...did we skew the results by putting the chicken's photo first? | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1591 | Next he's going to tackle why alcoholics drink. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1592 | We can't decide between egg salad and chicken salad for lunch. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1593 | What do you mean he wants us to get a subpoena? | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1594 | He's a visual learner. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1595 | Both suspects say the other one was at the scene first! | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1596 | I think he’s in a möbius loop. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1597 | This case will be over, easy. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1598 | We're getting close to his decision for the salad. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1599 | It's all circular reasoning if you ask me | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1600 | We feel our research addresses a novel scientific question. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1601 | Honestly, all I see is high cholesterol… | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1602 | Chicken or the egg I’m just happy that someone came first besides my husband. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1603 | Ever since he made the switch from philosophy to criminal justice,he | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1604 | I see Agent MacDonald is working that cold case again. You think he’ll crack it this time? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1605 | The egg has a strong alibi, so we think the chicken will crack first. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1606 | He's trying to figure out if there is some kind of relationship. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1607 | We brought in an FBI profiler to crack this case. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1608 | Yes, it is surprising, after all these years. No one ever did the math. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1609 | Enough already with the hard boiled detective shtick. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1610 | If they arrived at exactly the same time, can we call it a tie? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1611 | He's still trying to decide whether to have the chicken or the egg salad for lunch. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1612 | Did anyone check the CCTV? | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1613 | Ok guys. Hear me out. What if they pulled it off together? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1614 | I think we've cracked the mystery wide open. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1615 | Not sure which came first, either way I’m getting hungry. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1616 | 78% of our graduates go on to be those annoying leaders who only ask questions. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1617 | We need a missing link. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1618 | He claims it absolutely proves which came first. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1619 | He's still stuck on that eggsistential question | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1620 | He's taking the Rocket Science test. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1621 | We've got more than enough to bring the rooster in . . . and my gut tells me we'll nab him at dawn. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1622 | They both claim coming first and the evidence doesn't give us a clue. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1623 | We poached him from the 16th precinct. | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1624 | Nothing to report yet. We’re still working out the timeline. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1625 | Each candidate has to write a caption that explains their logical explanation for which came first. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1626 | The new guy says we have to start at square one. | 1.3059 | 0.05299 | 85 | 60 | 24 | 1 |
1627 | I told him someone had already cracked the case. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1628 | He says we're covered by the Hatch Act. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1629 | Well, it’s certainly a novel approach to reframe the age-old question as which one came second. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1630 | All signs point to Colonel Sanders as the murderer. | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1631 | Let's kick the can down the road and have Arizona vote on it. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1632 | Next time, just order him pancakes. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1633 | He always was an egghead. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1634 | He's narrowed it down to the egg. He's having trouble deciding if he wants scrambled or over easy. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1635 | I know he can do this. He rocked the election maps for MSNBC in January. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1636 | Trying to figure this out is scrambling his brain. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1637 | That's Sheldon, the new intern. He's determined to prove why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1638 | We started with the chicken, but we got nowhere. So we are now going to look on the other side of the road. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1639 | Follow the money | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1640 | I’m team egg. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1641 | You roll this out every time we fight about sex. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1642 | Steve Kornacki's ultimate challenge! | 1.3049 | 0.07089 | 82 | 65 | 9 | 8 |
1643 | Once we solve this, we’ll focus on why he crossed the road. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1644 | Will he just order already? | 1.3048 | 0.04903 | 105 | 75 | 28 | 2 |
1645 | He thinks he has solved it | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1646 | A beautiful mind he ain't. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1647 | There’s so much misinformation on this. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1648 | We brought him in after he solved the Zebra stripe conundrum | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1649 | He's narrowed it down to the chicken or the egg. | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1650 | It’s the ultimate cold case. | 1.3043 | 0.06510 | 92 | 72 | 12 | 8 |
1651 | One's the perp. One's the victim. But which is which? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1652 | I thought he was trying to find an answer to the age old question, but it turns out he's just working on a new recipe for chicken and egg salad. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1653 | I don't really care -what do you say we go out for breakfast? | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1654 | This is nothing like figuring out why it crossed the road. | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
1655 | As a clerk of the court, he is clearly a budding originalist. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1656 | These Google pre-employment questions are getting harder all the time. | 1.3039 | 0.04983 | 102 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
1657 | What do you say we grab some lunch? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1658 | Going left to right the chicken came first | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1659 | Current state of our analysis: the chicken DOES come first | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1660 | Don't worry, Kornacki will break it down. | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1661 | Ever since cracking the vaccine, Frank has taken over our most challenging projects. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1662 | There was only one witness in this case, but he’s proving hard to reach. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1663 | Everyone always cares who came first the chicken or the egg! -- I'd like to see the same concern for me here Howard. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1664 | It's an exercise in inclusiveness. By the end, everyone has forgotten the original question. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1665 | This first. Then why it crossed the road. And then how it fried that steak. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1666 | He’s figuring out today’s lunch order. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1667 | In the art world provenance is everything! | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1668 | So what he can't figure out what came first. He's the only one that applied! Hire him | 1.3034 | 0.05155 | 89 | 63 | 25 | 1 |
1669 | That's the one we're dropping from the science fair. Too binary. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
1670 | You know it does make you think…about lunch. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1671 | Care to have a drink later with the chicken team? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1672 | He says if we can answer the motivation for why, we can determine who. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1673 | He's also obsessed with why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1674 | I’m thinking, either way, we go for pizza tonight. | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1675 | Arnold thinks he's found the tension he needs for his novel. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1676 | We're at a dead end. This after the crossing the road fiasco. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1677 | Maybe we're overthinking this. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1678 | He thinks it should be rearranged. | 1.3023 | 0.05249 | 86 | 61 | 24 | 1 |
1679 | He's still trying to figure out which comes first -- the notecards or the bulletin board. | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
1680 | Bob, you two have got to let this go. The DNA just wasn’t a match. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1681 | He's trying to determine if a rooster fits in to the equation. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1682 | Happy to see that the chicken and the egg are given equal credit. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1683 | He's a researcher from the institute across the road. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1684 | Actually, I think the rooster was the perp. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1685 | Apparently, the evidence points to the feather coming first. | 1.3019 | 0.04865 | 106 | 76 | 28 | 2 |
1686 | I like the chicken and road science project better. At least it has an answer. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1687 | He's an expert in forensic sequencing. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1688 | I wanted to look at it, but he came first. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1689 | I had HR reclassify the position from hourly to management. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1690 | We are still working on the statistical data, from Arizona. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1691 | Ted’s a visionary. He’s trying to think of what comes after | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1692 | It's a good parking spot for annoying new employees. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1693 | After he discovered why the chicken crossed the road, he needed a bigger challenge. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1694 | All we said was ‘why did the chicken cross the road’? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1695 | Which came first, the merger or the stock options? | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1696 | Yes, he IS poultry in motion. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1697 | Mainly, determing which we can monetize first. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1698 | We've been round and round on this. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1699 | I know we've got to get cracking on the other big questions, but honestly my brain is fried trying to unscramble this one. Nothing about this is over easy. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1700 | He no long trusts algorithms. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1701 | Without DNA, it's going to be hard to prove paternity. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1702 | We still don't know. | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
1703 | Well, you know, there's always been two schools of thought on this question... | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
1704 | Another way we keep employees distracted from layoffs | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1705 | He works for KFC | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1706 | I really think we should have sold the "egg" more! | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1707 | I think we can get at least 5 seasons out of this concept, what do you think? | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1708 | With all this evidence, we haven’t cracked it yet | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1709 | After a thorough investigation, we have determined that that chicken could not have laid that large an egg. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1710 | Flow Charts are so Passe' | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1711 | Are you going to tell him that everyone has left for the day? | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1712 | Let’s just put it outside the janitor closet at Harvard like we did last time. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1713 | Actually, he’s trying to decide between chicken salad and egg salad. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1714 | I love a good mystery. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1715 | So now you tell me he’s a vegan? | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
1716 | Nothing yet but we've been approved for more funding | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1717 | Both are suspects, but which got to the scene first? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1718 | This is the last KFC convention I'm attending. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1719 | I now have a Ph.D. in Chicken and still have no idea. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1720 | Same guy who claps with one hand. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1721 | So much for the Halfbright Scholarship idea. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1722 | It’s ‘Meta’s new algorithm. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
1723 | Maybe we can try a line up. My brother has a farm.” | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1724 | First things first, which one was the first thing first? | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1725 | He want's to know if there's anything else on the menu. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1726 | He’s trying to decide between nuggets or an omelette. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1727 | Although, I'm not sure coming in first is all it's cracked up to be... | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1728 | So, do you think we should go back to the Rorschach test? | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1729 | He'll wrap this up very quickly. In his last case, he figured out why it crossed the road. | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
1730 | What if they both came first? They could've been working together this whole time... | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1731 | I don’t care who came first, as long as I got laid. | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
1732 | Apparently he sees some holes in the Big Egg Theory | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1733 | Apparently, the basket of deplorables existed before Trump | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1734 | He’ll be here a while. | 1.2989 | 0.05200 | 87 | 62 | 24 | 1 |
1735 | At this point, we're not really sure who the victim is. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1736 | Can we afford the overtime?" | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1737 | That should keep him busy; let’s join the others for lunch. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1738 | Let them invent a chicken that lays mushroom Gruyère omelets, and then I'll be interested. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1739 | I think we finally cracked it, chief. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1740 | Without my glasses it looked like quackery. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1741 | I am not egging you on but this campaign is a yolk | 1.2982 | 0.04814 | 114 | 83 | 28 | 3 |
1742 | The unsolved case that still haunts him. | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1743 | Not bad, but when it comes to puzzles I still prefer the Mona Lisa. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1744 | WARNING: suspect may be disguised as pale, faceless orb. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1745 | What came first, the dweeb or the flow chart? | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1746 | A vexing question, Yes, but this is a post-grad physics program! | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1747 | I see someone is reopening a cold case. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1748 | He can't seem to crack this case. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1749 | What's wrong with "I.Don't.Know" ? We all get fired. Oh. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1750 | He set all the oven clocks, so we're quite optimistic. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1751 | Which came first? The chicken or the egg-head? | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1752 | No, we're still working on it... | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
1753 | Who gives a shit which was first? You all are so obsessed with hierarchy! | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1754 | He has a theory | 1.2976 | 0.05297 | 84 | 60 | 23 | 1 |
1755 | Oh I’m sure he’s capable - he’s already figured out why the chicken crossed the road | 1.2976 | 0.05297 | 84 | 60 | 23 | 1 |
1756 | Pithy indeed, but for this we sent him to Harvard? | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1757 | He came late and timing is everything. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1758 | If you think that's overkill, you'd better not ask him where the restroom is. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1759 | Detective Smith thinks there’s something vaguely familiar about this case. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1760 | He’ll crack it. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1761 | Where do we begin? | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
1762 | I still don't see what any of it has to do with crossing the road. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1763 | He’s hatching our new business strategy. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1764 | He’s going to be awhile. We can grab some lunch and perhaps dinner as well. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1765 | Its the final consultant qualification test. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1766 | Where do we start? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1767 | He's finally cracked the case. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1768 | He keeps saying, 'Someone in a parallel universe could be looking at this from the other side!' | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1769 | Midterm elections are always rough but the rooster tested better than the incumbent. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1770 | So far, it’s five votes for the chicken and five for the egg. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1771 | The latest seems to be that they both get eaten. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1772 | I think we should hire more consultants." | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1773 | It's true, no matter what you do, rolled up sleaves will make you look sexy | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1774 | You said put him to work on " cold cases" it's the coldest unsolved case we have Sir !! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1775 | I tried to tell him it's a rhetorical question. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1776 | Omelet or Chicken Fricassée for lunch; help him; he can't decide | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1777 | Yes, I do see the family likeness | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1778 | If he picks the chicken, I'll fire him. If he picks the egg, you fire him. | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1779 | Jones? He got bumped upstairs to that road crossing thing. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1780 | Three days of silence, and now he mutters: chicken enters world, looking like another world, which is the culprit? | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1781 | In a case like this, we ask all the basic questions. | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1782 | I’m sure he’ll reach the obvious conclusion. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1783 | He thinks it's a menu. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1784 | It still ain't gonna tell him which came first. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1785 | You should see the wild theories being posted online. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1786 | We can make an arrest now that we got a DNA match. | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1787 | Oh, we've known who came first for a while. Gary's just planning tomorrow's breakfast. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1788 | Put a woman in charge of this project. Now. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1789 | They found evidence to support the null hypothesis, chicken = egg. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1790 | He’s asking which came second. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1791 | Which came first, the display or the viewer? | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1792 | He said, 'To get to the other side.' I think that's disqualifying. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1793 | He keeps muttering, "One of them's gotta be the perp..." | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1794 | The Colonel has no idea what is about to hit him. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1795 | What's the problem? I don't know where to begin. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1796 | We gave our science fair students "free range". | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1797 | It’s not a case, he’s just planning his lunch salad. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1798 | This could be awhile. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1799 | Before you criticize him, you have to think three positive things about his approach | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
1800 | We are going to need more red string. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1801 | We've ruled out a cereal killer. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1802 | Reading left to right, the chicken comes before the egg | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1803 | He’s always trying to understand how anyone gets laid. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1804 | Facebook has really done a number to the chicken | 1.2949 | 0.05508 | 78 | 56 | 21 | 1 |
1805 | I don't even knnow where to start. | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1806 | He's from the Middle East. Of course he starts on the right. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1807 | They've been trying to crack it for days | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1808 | I can’t believe this is an exhibit. I remember when chickens and eggs really existed! | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1809 | I'll take the chicken salad. No, wait, the egg salad — whichever comes first. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1810 | We called in the Eggspert! | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1811 | My Mensa team is trying to determine if blondes have more fun. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1812 | Welcome to CSI Kentucky. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1813 | My money's on the egg. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1814 | You can always spot a Perdue alum. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1815 | Someone should tell him it does not matter to most people. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1816 | It is called a blackboard. We are still trying to figure out how it works. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1817 | Seth has been trying to crack that case for years. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1818 | Take a look at the metadata - the "Created" date should be listed. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1819 | He's down to two final suspects. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
1820 | Don’t worry. We got our best people on it! | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
1821 | No surprise; after all it is an Epistemology Conference. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1822 | Obviously. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1823 | He needs more funding. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1824 | He's a philosopher; he will figure this out. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1825 | …to get to the other side? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1826 | Is this your idea of a job interview ? | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1827 | That's the poster for the new Tati movie. Tell him we don't need words. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1828 | I know this project has been shelved for centuries, but they want the solution for a meeting before lunch. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1829 | The hardest part of being back at the office is what to eat for lunch. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1830 | Which suspect did you think of originally? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1831 | Previously on the Eggs Files. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1832 | He still thinks he’s at the petting zoo. Should be another hour till the LSD starts to wear off. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1833 | Greg Abbott said we need to eliminate all the rapists from the streets. Figure it out how to make that happen. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1834 | It’s the age-old question: what’s for dinner? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1835 | « We’ll call it ‘Metaverse’ » | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1836 | So we're agreed, the new name for Facebook is Chicken book. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1837 | We need a larger bulletin-board." | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1838 | Fish or cut bait? | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
1839 | Never ask a detective a rhetorical question . | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1840 | He seems like a good egg, but we’re grilling the chicken. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1841 | It's "A Beautiful Mind" all over again, sir. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1842 | Want to get away for the weekend? He'll still be here. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1843 | I'll tell you what definitely didn't come first -- his wife | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1844 | They're calling it the Hatch-22 project | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1845 | He thinks he can solve it by trying to figure out which came second | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1846 | Law and Order is really running low on story line ideas, huh? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
1847 | I appreciate the fact that you always let ME come first. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1848 | If we're not frying them then we're just waisting time. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1849 | Don't egg him on. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1850 | I guess all the CSI cases have been wrapped up... | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1851 | The Hokey Pokey, and that's what its all about! | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1852 | I'm waiting for the podcast. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1853 | He's been preparing all week for the Congressional hearing | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1854 | We gotta stop letting parents help the first graders with their science fair projects. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1855 | How to keep an idiot busy? Amiright? | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1856 | He just keeps circling back | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1857 | HE IS GOING TO BE HERE A WHILE. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1858 | Based on the circumstantial evidence we should bring in our main rooster. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1859 | Chicken. Egg. BOOM! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1860 | No, no, no. The egg doesn’t lay the chicken! | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1861 | We always tell the new guy to solve this cold case" | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1862 | He’s new to Keto and can’t decide which to eat first. | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1863 | Every day he stands there. Thinking, wondering. Every day he changes his mind | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1864 | We've decided to start at the beginning | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1865 | Dave's seeking funding for his avian genealogy startup, "hencestry." | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1866 | This is why we had to come back into the office? | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1867 | You know he crossed the road and I know he crossed the road. But we still don’t know _why._ Until we can figure out motive, we don’t have enough to bring this to the DA. | 1.2917 | 0.04893 | 96 | 69 | 26 | 1 |
1868 | After we crack this case, we're moving on to the road-crossing mystery. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1869 | Another meeting that could've been an email | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1870 | It seemed simple at first | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1871 | Should I feel guilty for switching the pictures around when he was at lunch? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1872 | Five bucks says chicken. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1873 | We decided to pose the question of which comes next. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1874 | If I can just connect my breakfast egg with one specific chicken, I can sue a farmer in Texas for $10,000. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1875 | He figured out "Big Bang" so we moved him on to the next project. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1876 | Thousand to one odds he cracks... | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1877 | You don't know just how irritating the question is until you have to sort out the copyright | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1878 | He's just trying to decide what to have for lunch. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1879 | He is good at solving cold cases. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1880 | He’s a supply chain expert. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1881 | Well, as it turns out...Neither. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1882 | At least he comes. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1883 | They call it art, but I think it's a crime. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1884 | Let's go for lunch,I think he will be awhile... | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1885 | May be awhile. He found a shell fragment...across the road. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1886 | The higher ups are bullying the intern again | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1887 | ...yeah, but he's got no concept of scale---BIG problem | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1888 | Bob was our “poultry genius” even before he received the MacArthur fellowship. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1889 | Just because the rest of us are working on the big bang, doesn't mean the mystery of chicken salad is less important. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1890 | From the other side the egg came first | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1891 | He thinks they might unionize | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1892 | . “We’ve run the numbers several times and can affirm unequivocally that, that egg did not come from that chicken” | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1893 | Listen, we received a research grant, and we have to spend the money on something. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1894 | What did you expect? He's a vegan. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1895 | If they see the puzzle, it's 'no' . If it's 'no hen' , they're hired. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1896 | This caption came before the drawing. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1897 | At this rate, I can tell you who's leaving first. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1898 | Kornacki is trying to figure out how to make a pie chart out of it. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1899 | The bulletin board came first. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1900 | He cracked "War Games", so we are sure he'll crack this! | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1901 | As usual, it wasn't me. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1902 | They belong to a cult that worships the Easter Bunny | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1903 | Personally, I'd rather spend our time on the 'Ginger vs MaryAnn' debate. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1904 | Does he know we close at 8? | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1905 | I'm not surprised they left out the hen. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1906 | I told him,"If you believe in evolution, the egg had to come first." | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1907 | At least he's made some progress. The picture of the egg carton is gone. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1908 | He was sharper when he was remote. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1909 | It's Philosophy 101 for crime investigators. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1910 | It’s the screening test for new Evolutionary Zoology interns. It weeds out the evangelicals. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1911 | No. YOU go first. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1912 | He's working on a new breakfast menu. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1913 | As cold cases go, it’s a hard one to crack. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1914 | Just waiting on the Feds to crack this case. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1915 | This dumbass thinks fully-grown chickens hatch out of giant eggs. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1916 | The crossing guard confirmed the chicken was struck by the egg. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1917 | DNA keeps leading us to IHOP. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1918 | He's right; it's the whiteboard that came first." | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1919 | We're really close on this. We just need some more red yarn. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1920 | He was the only man for the job after his work on the Schrödinger case | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1921 | Now that's a combo | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1922 | Don’t ever make the mistake of asking him if he wants chicken or an egg for supper. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1923 | He’s getting ideas for the Sex Ed curriculum for the school district. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1924 | Protruding evidence points to the egg coming before the chicken, but office politics will keep this in the dark. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1925 | He' s working on an algorithm. He's sure that will solve it. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1926 | That's been some trouble figuring out who wins third place. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1927 | We’ve been asked to appear on ‘Unsolved Mysteries.’ | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1928 | I find it pretty fowl that we've such poultry evidence to go by. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1929 | Conference budgets sure took a hit since the pandemic. | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
1930 | The egg, just before Adam, for his bacon and egg breakfast. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1931 | Frank,just because I have ovaries doesn’t mean I can solve this for you... | 1.2875 | 0.06934 | 80 | 64 | 9 | 7 |
1932 | It was this or figuring out the unified field theory. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1933 | That reminds me - my gnawing conundrum right now is should I order a chicken salad or egg salad sandwich for lunch? | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
1934 | What he doesn’t realize is that I come first | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1935 | The victim bought the farm. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1936 | It doesn't matter if chicken or egg came first now because we made it in the lab. All good for Business | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1937 | He's a hardboiled detective. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1938 | He keeps mumbling something about "crossing a road". | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1939 | I don't know how many times I've told him, "Just make the damned omelet!" | 1.2874 | 0.06723 | 87 | 70 | 9 | 8 |
1940 | We've narrowed it down to just two suspects... each claims the other got there first. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1941 | Well, if you read left-to-right, it's obviously the chicken. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1942 | the solution is on the other side of the board | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1943 | He refers to it as his "Rosetta Stone." | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1944 | He was only asked to redesign the breakfast menu | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1945 | What about Meta? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1946 | We should crack this case pretty soon | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1947 | Let’s just follow the science. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1948 | I'm thinking of reassigning him to Project Tree in the Forest. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1949 | Which came first? The quill or egg tempera? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1950 | The murderer is obviously someone who can't stand existential questions. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1951 | This research project won’t be over easy. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1952 | Still, no crack in the case. It just dozen seem possible... | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1953 | The egg seems to think this is all a yolk. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1954 | Analog or Metaverse? That is the question. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1955 | It's all wrong if one is reading from left to right. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1956 | He said he’s about to crack this case wide open. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1957 | Apparently the evolutionary biologists want us all to vote on who came first. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1958 | The defining case of his career. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1959 | He claims he can prove, using geometric logic, which came first. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1960 | Wouldn’t it be good if Will Hunting were here? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1961 | He says it was a tie. | 1.2857 | 0.04959 | 84 | 60 | 24 | 0 |
1962 | He's almost got this case cracked. | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
1963 | Well, he currently thinks it’s the dinosaur, but it’s probably his latest ‘breakthrough’.” | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1964 | If anyone can figure it out it’s Steve Kornacki. | 1.2857 | 0.05502 | 77 | 56 | 20 | 1 |
1965 | What part of “golden goose” was unclear? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1966 | We put our eggheads on it, sir. We expect a breakthrough any minute now. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1967 | He says he doesn't understand the question. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1968 | It's something called 'neo-meta'." | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1969 | I thought it would be more interesting asking which came second. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1970 | He's not even looking at the rooster. | 1.2857 | 0.06497 | 91 | 73 | 10 | 8 |
1971 | An exercise in self-confidence; chicken and egg today, global warming tomorrow. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1972 | He's now pondering what came first: the chicken salad sandwich or the omelette. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1973 | He hasn't cracked it yet, but I'm craving an omelet | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1974 | It's a new start-up, Chickenancestry.com. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1975 | Is there a problem? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1976 | He just proved they both came first. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1977 | Explain to me again the merits of having a hands-on CEO. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1978 | ‘We’ve cancelled all interviews, this is all we really need to know about prospective employees.’ | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 91 | 66 | 24 | 1 |
1979 | He never knew his mother | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1980 | Don't underestimate him; last year he invented Gluten-free bacon. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1981 | He says he's close to cracking it. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1982 | Couldn't we just have asked Frank Perdue? | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1983 | My study sheds new light on "which came first," but more research is needed. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1984 | It’s not as easy as it looks. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1985 | He earned his stripes solving the case of a zebra's undercoat | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1986 | He will give up and go vegan soon | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1987 | He’s tried reversing his approach but still no luck. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1988 | Our next symposium will examine the timeline of the cart versus the horse. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1989 | Let's not wait -- he overthinks everything. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1990 | I don't get this obsession. Like Dr. Ruth used to say, "Just take turns!" | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1991 | I'm not sure I understand the question. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1992 | We don’t think that coming first is important here | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1993 | I know how it looks, but we ran out of work for the last summer interns. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1994 | The new branding team at Facebook is just going through their process. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1995 | Where’s the pregnancy test result stick? | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1996 | The data shows that you have to cross the road to get ahead. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1997 | Are you the guy from I.T. who told him to use a smart board? | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1998 | Which came first, the intellectual or the naif? | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1999 | are you kidding? he doesn't even know how his toaster works. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2000 | He thinks the one on the right should come first | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2001 | It’s not problematic. It’s the cafeteria menu. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2002 | F the protein diet! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2003 | I’d say he’s going to vote for the egg. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2004 | HE came first, of course. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2005 | Yeah,but what are we going to do if the DNA doesn’t match? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2006 | We know it happened just before breakfast, sir." | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
2007 | He wants the chicken/egg project to be the lead story, can we bump climate emergency again? | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2008 | What is wrong with this mirror? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2009 | When he gets done with this he's going to find out why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2010 | We poached the best in business | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2011 | Chicken is the clear National winner of “who came first “but this Florida guy is claiming voter fraud. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2012 | Just wait until we introduce him to Schrodinger. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2013 | Which came first, the project or the staffing? | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2014 | I don't know, I walked away as soon as he said, 'podcast'. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2015 | Unlike that guy over there we both know who came first | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2016 | explain it to him, please! | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
2017 | Actually, he's just trying to decide what to order for lunch. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
2018 | This security guard … was he by any chance sort of a reddish-brown, with white markings? | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
2019 | I think we've cracked the case. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
2020 | He just asked me about the road. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2021 | McNuggets or McMuffins? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2022 | Our perp is being a chicken - I'm going to apply some heat and win him over, easy | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2023 | No one seems to know. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2024 | We've finally whittled it down to these two | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2025 | We've officially run out of Law & Order plots. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2026 | This one always stumps the new recruits. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2027 | Evolutionary, my dear Watson. | 1.2824 | 0.04911 | 85 | 61 | 24 | 0 |
2028 | His conspiracy flow chart seems to be going nowhere. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2029 | just let him think he’s the philosopher he thinks he is | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2030 | He promised his 6 year old daughter he would have the answer by her bedtime. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2031 | Actually... | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2032 | Do we at least know which was first to the scene? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2033 | No doubt about it. He came first. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2034 | And just when we thought we'd run out of ideas for Podcasts... | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2035 | That guy there, he's actually projecting those objects on the board from his brain through his eyes. Want to go get a coffee? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2036 | It’s a decision made in hell. No matter what you decide you get in. | 1.2821 | 0.07043 | 78 | 63 | 8 | 7 |
2037 | Everyone thinks what came first, the chicken or the egg? But what about the rooster? | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2038 | Poor guy, he thinks it's the egg | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
2039 | He wants to know exactly when the chicken crossed the road. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2040 | Clearly that guy is a Never Chickener. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2041 | Sure, We have eggs for breakfast, then chicken for lunch. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2042 | Even the janitor can't figure this one out. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2043 | We're looking at Mrs. Peacock with a dagger in the kitchen. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2044 | They always want to know if the egg is an original print or a reproduction. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2045 | It’s all such a mess, we decided to start from scratch | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2046 | Finally someone is working on the real issues | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
2047 | Are we sure we REALLY want to know which came first? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2048 | That should keep your nerdy boyfriend busy while you and I--ahem--take a lunch break." | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2049 | We're trying to work out what the crime actually is. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2050 | Women figured this out centuries ago. Can we move on to something more pressing? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2051 | But the rooster is the only one who actually came. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2052 | This crime will never be solved. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
2053 | Should we tell him that's not a lunch menu? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2054 | It is actually pronoun ediquette training | 1.2812 | 0.06231 | 96 | 77 | 11 | 8 |
2055 | Neither . . . | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2056 | ‘This is what a meta problem used to mean’ | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2057 | He is trying to decipher which came first, the egg or the chicken. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2058 | He works in the cafeteria. | 1.2809 | 0.06587 | 89 | 72 | 9 | 8 |
2059 | Even Einstein couldn't work this one out | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2060 | This chart offers definite proof that the chicken is unrelated to the egg. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2061 | These Vegans need time to get their heads round this dilemma! | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2062 | Yes, of course it was an affair. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2063 | If he murmurs “Eggs-actly” one more time… | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2064 | Our rebrand? Ovum | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2065 | ForHENsics 101 | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2066 | Never ask a forensic detective what they want for lunch. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2067 | CSI: Old McDonald’s Farm | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2068 | It turns out the chicken was actually in cahoots with the egg | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2069 | I told you a philosophy major would come in handy. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2070 | It keeps him busy. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2071 | There is evidence of fowl play. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2072 | Is this relevant? The suspect ordered an omelette? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2073 | All I asked him was if he knew how to make an omelet. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2074 | He took your analogy too seriously Chief. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2075 | We think he’s cracked it. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2076 | While your research findings are undoubtedly compelling, I was actually more interested in whether you might be free for dinner tonight. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2077 | He's our best cold case detective, but I don't know about this one. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2078 | We had to go back to the drawing board. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2079 | You'd think he was ordering off of a French menu" | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2080 | I still think “Dialectics of Ambiguity in Interpreting Domestic Avian Reproduction in the Context of Transgressions of Asphalt” sounded fundable. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2081 | It's was great to get Kornacki to speak at our convention between elections, but he's easily distracted. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2082 | He has a major in Criminal Justice and a minor in Collage. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2083 | The Boss wants to know where the bacon fits in. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2084 | We do have one eyewitness who said he thought he saw the chicken laying that first egg, but he's not sure. | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2085 | Sometimes you don't want the answer, you just want the thrill of the chase. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2086 | He's planning their family reunion. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2087 | Did we really need to bring in McKinsey for this? | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2088 | This would explain the clucking sound | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2089 | Yep, he thinks the chicken did it. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2090 | I'm not buying it. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2091 | The good news is the eggs are getting larger. The bad news is the chickens are not happy about it." | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2092 | Which came first, breakfast or dinner? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2093 | So I’m guessing he’s made no actual progress on next year’s budget. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2094 | Either way, it's rich in protein. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2095 | I disagree, the egg came first and it should be on the left. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2096 | He’s close to an answer. Let’s not tell him, just yet, that his finding has been pulled | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2097 | Yes, we have the chicken under close surveillance. | 1.2791 | 0.04865 | 86 | 62 | 24 | 0 |
2098 | He needs the overtime. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2099 | If we can figure this out we can take back the House. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2100 | No real leads yet, but we are still waiting on results from the coop. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2101 | It is imperative that we crack this before breakfast. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2102 | What are we looking at here? Tiny chicken or giant egg? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2103 | Confidentially speaking, I don't think Harris can solve this. It feels like... like he's winging it. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2104 | Which came second? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2105 | He thinks the results of this study could get him tenure. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2106 | Why do Ivy League breakfast menus have to be so complicated? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2107 | He's been at this since graduate school, but he can't stop because the National Institutes of Health keeps giving him grants. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2108 | The answer was obvious. Egg McMuffin for breakfast and chicken McNuggets for lunch | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2109 | Chicken vs. Egg (Rooster started it!) | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2110 | Of course it won't work. It's the goose that lays the golden egg, not the damn chicken. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2111 | He was transferred from IT, and we didn't know what else to do with him. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2112 | He keeps switching them from left to right. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2113 | I think we’re treading on eggshells. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2114 | Do you think he'll find out it's an elementary school bulletin board? It looks like that, no. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2115 | Looks like Ted had finally moved past his one-hand-clapping phase. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2116 | If we can establish which side of the road they are on, the whole issue of “first”becomes irrelevant. | 1.2778 | 0.05316 | 72 | 52 | 20 | 0 |
2117 | I think he’s leaning towards the egg. | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2118 | Tell him it was a tie and let’s get out of here! | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2119 | Apparently this chicken or egg issue is still a major unresolved case for CSI: Des Moines. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2120 | He believes he may soon have the solution. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2121 | I told you Jerry doesn't deal very well with metaphors. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2122 | Criminology 101 hasn't changed in years, has it? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2123 | What difference does it really make ? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2124 | I told you we should've made it cruelty-free. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2125 | False dichotomies are political necessities; we always start newbies with the easier ones. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2126 | And that's how the chickenosaurus was born | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2127 | I'm sorry but I just don't care and I have serious reservations about people who do. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2128 | Maybe we should go for pancakes instead | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2129 | As it turns out, we were asking the wrong question. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2130 | You don't need an egg pun to win the caption contest, Don. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2131 | We can always call it a Six Sigma project and confuse the heck out of everyone. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2132 | We appear to have a conundrum wrapped in an enigma. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2133 | He's not sure which came first, the research or the art. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2134 | We know one of them crossed the road, but we are still working on the motive. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2135 | It's awful but someone will buy it. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2136 | If he solves it do we hire him? Or do we hire him to solve it? | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2137 | This might be the most complex case I’ve seen yet Scully | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
2138 | Its value as a scientific tool is questionable but it’s got a great chance in the annual office art contest. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2139 | He’s an expert in cloaca-location. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2140 | He’s an evolutionary genealogist. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2141 | That’s right, he killed the chicken AND the egg. So we’ll never know | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2142 | David has just declared that he’s “ovo-vegetarian.” | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2143 | Corporate understands "first things first." They really need him to move on to the "before they hatch" problem | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2144 | This family tree leaves me with more questions than answers. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2145 | He's invented Bitcoin. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2146 | This research says noting about why it crossed the road. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
2147 | Bring in the rooster. | 1.2762 | 0.05820 | 105 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
2148 | It was a cooperative effort. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2149 | Which came first, the flowchart or the geek? | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2150 | Of course CANCER RESEARCH gets all the funding. No one gets it." | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2151 | "I told him we don't have 'answers' . . . only dozens of 'questions'." | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2152 | We have two suspects: God and Darwin. The evidence points to Darwin, but the witnesses insist God made the chicken first. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2153 | Who is going to tell him that neither is actually coming first, while they’re stuck on a container at the port? | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2154 | He's trying to decide whether to have a chicken sandwich or an omelet for lunch. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2155 | He’s still searching for that elusive Option Three. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
2156 | He’s an egghead. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
2157 | If he solves this, he graduates to Exhibit B: "Did Adam have a belly button?" | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2158 | This case is going to need serious investigation. Let’s head to brunch. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2159 | We brought in someone from IT. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2160 | He was a double major---Crime and Philosophy. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2161 | Once we visualized the problem the answer became obvious. | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
2162 | I think our CEO looks more like the chicken, what do you think? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2163 | He’s still working on his Junior High science project. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2164 | He’ll never crack it. The evidence is poultry. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2165 | I think it comes in last. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2166 | Why, exactly, do we need to know? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2167 | We're trying to figure out what goes first, the pictures or the string. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2168 | When he told us,"I am lying," we knew he was the man for the job. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2169 | It's obvious the labels should be Helvetica, but Don is saying to use Times New Roman. I can't stand much more. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2170 | As his manager, I thought he should come out of his shell. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2171 | Seriously? This case went cold last millenium. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2172 | He still can’t decide what he wants for dinner. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2173 | I admit it's elegant but it doesn't get us any closer to an answer. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2174 | ...and that's why we have to start over. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
2175 | Let's circle back tomorrow. | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
2176 | He still can't decide between breakfast and dinner | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2177 | The longer we keep it a mystery, the longer we keep our funding. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2178 | I'm not sure which came first: the useless pondering or the pointless head-scratching. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2179 | We’re still hazy about the timeline. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2180 | Don't let the chicken cross Texas roads, she should have the right to Roe her boat ashore" | 1.2740 | 0.07103 | 73 | 59 | 8 | 6 |
2181 | I really feel like we should be spending our time trying to solve actual crimes, Bob. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2182 | We should probably tell him we meant the timeline of the crime. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2183 | The results are from Ancestry.com but it's still confusing as to which one came first. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2184 | Shouldn’t the egg be on the left? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2185 | He's either overthinking this or too chicken to ask me out. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2186 | I also like early Robert Caro more than the later stuff. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2187 | He's getting close, we've got to shut him down | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2188 | I have proven that correlation unequivocally implies causal connection | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2189 | It should be an open-and-shut paternity case, but the chick's gone missing. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2190 | He’s a creative chef so either way we win. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2191 | He hasn’t even considered the rooster in all of this. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2192 | If you think this is bad, just wait until you see the other side. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2193 | That is my student, Curtis. A struggling Biology major with a Theology minor. If he thinks this is tough, I can't until we get to study Darwin. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2194 | Talk to the rooster. See what he knows. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2195 | Think we should tell him about Schrödinger's cat? | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2196 | Since half of Rooster’s statement has been redacted, and Mouse disputes one of Chicken’s witnesses, I’m going with Egg. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2197 | I think the egg should go on the left and the chicken on the right. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2198 | This is worse than when Schrödinger lost his cat. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2199 | Now he's saying that the first egg was an inside job. | 1.2738 | 0.06636 | 84 | 68 | 9 | 7 |
2200 | I told our agent trainee that if he solved it, he'd immediately graduate from Quantico and go straight to his new posting - an undercover job at Chick-fil-A. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2201 | This could have been an email. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2202 | He thinks we should take it off the board. | 1.2738 | 0.04895 | 84 | 61 | 23 | 0 |
2203 | He did so well with “who’s on first” he’s advanced to this next one. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2204 | At this rate I'll never finish my dissertation! | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2205 | He asked if this is the same as the birds and the bees. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2206 | We've got a potential cereal killer on our hands." | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2207 | He keeps submitting breakfast expenses as ‘investigations’ | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2208 | I'm not telling him about the tree in the forest. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2209 | We’re working on a compromise. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2210 | Wait until we get to the part about crossing the road | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2211 | Can he tell it came from an emu? | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
2212 | I guess that we'll have to wait. He came first. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2213 | If he can solve this, he thinks he can fix the supply chain mess. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2214 | To think, it took a fourth grader to point out that we've been asking the wrong question. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2215 | Look …I don’t think ROE V WADE in picture form will help persuade SCOTUS. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2216 | Bill is really disappointed he wasn’t included in the new organisational chart. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2217 | We keep telling him the case is closed… | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2218 | How long is he going to stand there just to figure out you reap what you sow? Sounds more polite than the chickens come home | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2219 | Don't tell the grant committee. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2220 | All I wanted was a breakfast burrito. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2221 | Who orchestrated this research grant? | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2222 | I wasn't sure if I should put the chicken to the right or the left of the egg. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2223 | Twenty years later and you still haven't explained to him how the rooster plays into all of this? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2224 | He’s ABD, and it’s not looking good. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
2225 | Rather than work on which came first, we decided to focus on which is tastier. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2226 | Federal funding just came through to do the research to finally answer that age-old question. . . | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2227 | Is this seriously the best interview problem we can think of? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2228 | I don’t get it” “Shhhhh | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2229 | He did his own research | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2230 | I think this Texan is up to something. I know a way we can make $10,000. | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
2231 | If he gets this right we can start the interview. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2232 | We gotta spend that grant money somehow. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2233 | He’s trying to figure out when brunch becomes lunch. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2234 | Wow, you were right. Bob's really become a conspiracy theorist... | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2235 | He should really be focused on the who's-getting-fired-first dilemma. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2236 | Yeah, they're playing some sorta shell game. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2237 | Of course he's going to say the egg came first,it's the size of a chicken. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2238 | ...the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell... | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2239 | Why a rooster and not a hen? | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
2240 | Let's solve the mystery of who came first,a chicken or an egg. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2241 | Who needs Facebook? | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2242 | We have everything else figured out. Now we need the sequence. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2243 | The hardest case to crack. Must be Hard-Boiled. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2244 | We've got it down to two suspects, sir. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
2245 | He left out the Hen that laid the egg! | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2246 | He came to us from KFC | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
2247 | Market research is trending toward the egg. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2248 | He runs a Silicon Valley incubator. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2249 | It's an elegant solution, but we're not sure it's right. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2250 | Actually, it was a tie | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2251 | It's the eternal question. Which came first? He thinks he has an answer! | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2252 | Apparently the key suspect is about to break. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2253 | Who do you think will flip first? | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2254 | Yeah, well, he came first. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2255 | The findings are strictly for the birds. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2256 | He's trying out a new theory about it. | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
2257 | Oh, he loves exercises in futility. He’ll be there all day thinking about that one. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2258 | We'll never know which came first: the chicken or the egg. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2259 | Its an admission test to veterinarian school. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 52 | 17 | 1 |
2260 | Yes, but if I may clarify something about a woman’s ovulatory cycle … | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2261 | All I did is switch the two pictures and as a PHD he is having trouble figuring it out... | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2262 | Are you sure he has a PhD in genetics? | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2263 | I told you, it’s a rhetorical question. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2264 | So if Schrodinger's chicken learns to think outside of the box, will we know why it crossed the road? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2265 | I know who came first. | 1.2706 | 0.04847 | 85 | 62 | 23 | 0 |
2266 | The new test is 4% accurate in predicting your success at this organization. That beats the old test which was only 3% accurate. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2267 | It's an entry level thing. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2268 | Be patient. Actually, it's a tie, but he won't get it till Father's Day. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2269 | Chicken salad has egg in it, right? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2270 | Reverse it. The egg before the chicken. That will unscramble the it. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2271 | The writing team for the film The Egg and I. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2272 | He’s about to crack this case wide open. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2273 | He calls it Q-capon. | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
2274 | I assure you, our best people are working on it. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2275 | Anyone who actually enters a theory is accepted at the University. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2276 | He claims the question has been asked before. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2277 | The new guy's having a hard time getting started. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2278 | Appeared at the same time during the big bang? | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2279 | It's always the rooster. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2280 | Chicken is leading overall, but egg has won seven of the last ten. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2281 | He can't decide which government agency makes the decision. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2282 | Which came first, the flow or the chart? | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2283 | « It’s a cold case » | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2284 | We're so close to cracking the egg | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
2285 | We're still working on motive. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2286 | Excuse me, but my point is that there is no rooster in the picture. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2287 | Which came first? My answer was… I like eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner. | 1.2697 | 0.06345 | 89 | 72 | 10 | 7 |
2288 | He can’t just let it go. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2289 | We'll be assigning your case to Ed, here, Mr. Schrodinger. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2290 | He's contemplating a new algorithm | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2291 | We’ve got our top researchers working on that age old question; which came first, the chicken or the egg? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2292 | He's never going to crack it | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2293 | I'm most concerned about the Costco receipt he's pinned up there with a hundred dollars worth of 5-hour Energy drinks. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
2294 | I told you we needed a vegan option | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2295 | There's still no word on the eleven missing eggs. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2296 | Some things take more time to figure out than others. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2297 | I've got one... why wear a mask just because it greatly reduces severe illness and death? | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2298 | We think we’re close to cracking the case. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2299 | That is why his nickname is ELEMENTARY WATSON. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2300 | Still no clue who did it. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2301 | He hasn't figured out the correlation. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2302 | All I know for certain is this: his wife certainly did not come first. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
2303 | You really think the post it notes help? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2304 | I disagree. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2305 | Initially, it was just the two pictures. Then everyone had an opinion. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2306 | We're trying to order lunch. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2307 | He's still obsessed with this cold case. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2308 | We may never know | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2309 | He has ambition, and his technique is sound, but this is an art gallery, not a police department. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2310 | All evidence points to the chicken. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2311 | It started out as a recipe for a chicken omelette | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2312 | We proved it: the bulletin board came first | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2313 | Dr. Occam is rethinking his position again. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2314 | We’ve detained the third one, they’ll crack soon. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2315 | The answer to the problem is obvious - The first shall be last and the last first….. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2316 | Our intern program is not attracting the caliber of talent we had hoped for. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | It has to be the Chicken ! | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2318 | Yeah — we can’t decide if the new corporate brand is ‘’TransEgg’ or ‘MetaChicken’… | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2319 | Some people think he's a genius, I say he's a dumb cluck. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2320 | I think our participant is figuring things out on the drawing board! | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2321 | Which came first, the vegan or the vegetarian? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2322 | There’s no way this guy gets it right. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2323 | The Chief wants to know which came first. | 1.2680 | 0.06133 | 97 | 79 | 10 | 8 |
2324 | Alright. Bring them in for questioning. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2325 | We have reason to believe it was the egg, sir. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2326 | There is certainly a statistical correlation between them, but thus far we have been unable to establish any causal link. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2327 | The chronology of the case is significant. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2328 | It wasn't the chicken or the egg. The rooster came first. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2329 | How our candidates answer this has become their highest placement factor. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2330 | He’s taking too long to decide what to get for lunch!” | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2331 | He is doing well with the interview questions. Next ask him about “crossing the road.” | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2332 | I think we're really close to cracking this one. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2333 | If he doesn't make his mind up soon, we're never going to eat. | 1.2676 | 0.06937 | 71 | 57 | 9 | 5 |
2334 | He's trying to figure out how he can become a dad. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2335 | Nobody told him he didn’t make detective, but I have no idea how he got the board. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2336 | Dilemma boards are like vision boards for people obsessed with the past. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2337 | If he can decide what came first, he gets the promotion. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2338 | It's unfair that we put the chicken on the left which is the innately implied beginning | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2339 | Everyone knows the rooster came first. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2340 | I don't care which came first, I'm a Vegan. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2341 | When he solves this, we will flip board around so he can answer the cross the road question also. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2342 | This is only first-generation concept. We move to second generation if it's a girl. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2343 | can we eat? | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2344 | Wait. What was the question, again? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2345 | All I know is that there was fowl play. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2346 | His thesis is “Schrodinger’s Chicken” | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2347 | We got a huge grant by asking a new question-which came second? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2348 | Why would you regret filling the Philosophy opening with an ex-cop? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2349 | Just wait until he finds out the next meeting is on the metaverse | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2350 | What’s taking so long? All he has to do is choose a winning photo for the philosophy contest. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2351 | He’s pretty close to cracking this one wide open | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2352 | The research grant market is officially a bubble. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2353 | The egg came first. We believe in evolution around here. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2354 | We have more data on the chicken and the egg question, but unfortunately still no conclusion | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2355 | All our job candidates need to solve this before being hired! | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2356 | I know it seems hopeless, but he did solve the case of Schrodinger's Cat! | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2357 | I got my PhD in forensics for THIS? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2358 | We just proved that Egg = mChicken squared | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2359 | We have one of the best thinkers in the world to settle this once and for all. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
2360 | Simon is our hardest boiled detective. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2361 | Just another Big Lie—I hear it was the work of a duck.” | 1.2667 | 0.06932 | 75 | 61 | 8 | 6 |
2362 | Leave it to a science fair kid to answer that question! | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
2363 | I don't think it was the purpose of the lecture, but I did find out why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2364 | We expect a major breakthrough in epistemology soon. Or breakfast. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2365 | Fuck you, Greg. I told you about my diarrhea in confidence | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2366 | It was the chicken all along! Was it? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2367 | Mr. Kornacki goes on when Mr. Kornacki is ready. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
2368 | I think we need to consider suspecting the Little Red Rooster | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2369 | Why can't it be the chicken AND the egg? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2370 | He just keeps saying “let’s circle back” over and over again. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
2371 | It’s just a shot - he was an extra in Good Will Hunting. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2372 | At this rate, we're never going to make it to brunch... | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2373 | Ironically, this might be the first show in 20 seasons where I don’t know if I’ll be able to predict the ending. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2374 | Let's just go to lunch - he's going to be a while..... | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2375 | How do you think he get started with all of this? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2376 | With Wifi down again, there was simply no other way to stay engaged. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2377 | He's a real egghead. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2378 | Wanna get breakfast? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2379 | So far...only made me hungry. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2380 | You should see his thesis on quiche versus frittatas | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2381 | Could it have been the rooster? | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2382 | Darwin has stumped us, I quit. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2383 | I don't know, where do we start? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2384 | So much for rhetorical questions." | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2385 | Looks like we're gonna be here a while. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2386 | We got a lot of intel from the chicken wire, and now we also have a tail on her. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2387 | Who hatched this problem? | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2388 | He's working on a start-up. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2389 | New KFC menu. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
2390 | Let’s face it, we both know who comes first. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2391 | So, regarding our discussion last night post-coitus...who would you say came first...Me or Billy?" "On me...or in me?" "It's an age old question no one can answer. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2392 | So, do you think you can develop an app for this project? We believe the egg laying market is ripe for disruption. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2393 | Some people never move on. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2394 | He's looking at this problem outside the box How to put a chicken back into an egg | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2395 | He got the egg sent down for twenty years. Now he says he's not so sure | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2396 | As part of our vegan control group, this should be good. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2397 | It's his new algorithm. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2398 | I told him to stop listening to murder podcasts…guy thinks he can solve anything now. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2399 | I told him it was the egg, and he gave me the bird. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2400 | He’s one of those hourly workers. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2401 | He is the head scientist for the ole MacDonald farm. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2402 | You think he'll ever crack it? | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2403 | It’s not a very funny yoke | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2404 | He’s a genius at belaboring the obvious | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2405 | Yeah it’s a cold case but we think we’re close. | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2406 | Fred's about to start his new project but is still a little unsure about where to begin. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2407 | At first I thought it was quackery. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2408 | It's his family and he wonders about their connection. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2409 | He's working on an eggorithm for Facebook. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2410 | Most of them don't even get this far. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2411 | We need a break. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2412 | I thought this was the “solve world hunger” meeting. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2413 | We figured out which came first, now we are trying to what difference it makes! | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2414 | I tried to explain that it was a philosophical question, but now he won't let it go. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2415 | Why was the chicken frustrated? Because the egg came first. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2416 | We think the victims may have been connected somehow. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2417 | Who's on first, What's on second...You get the idea... | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2418 | This guy knows too much. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2419 | It's time to bring them in for questioning. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2420 | No detective, we don't know who left first either." | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2421 | So that is Zuckerberg’s “Meta”! It’s marvelous, isn’t it? | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2422 | He’s been staring at it for three days. I think I broke him. | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
2423 | Normally, this is a metaphorical question. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2424 | He says he's absolutely certain, because God spoke directly to him! | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2425 | His pronoun is 'it'.' | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2426 | I told him the chicken's name was "Causation", and now he's stuck in an infinite loop. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2427 | I will speak at 9. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2428 | I told him that I don't know. But also that if he doesn't stop with the chicken and egg stuff, I do know is who getting fired first. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2429 | He's the most rigorous sous-chef I've ever worked with. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2430 | He's still trying to justify eating 20 cold McNuggets for lunch. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2431 | His learning challenge is particularly with chicken reproduction | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2432 | He's just trying to prove it wasn't him. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2433 | What we've discovered is that there is no "first" in the question of "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". The egg and the chicken both exist in a sort of "spacious present" which contains all probable pasts, presents, and futures. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2434 | This is the expert who will tell us who came first: Trump or the white supremacists. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
2435 | This is that original cold case I was telling you about. | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
2436 | It’s that age old existential question: “Who came first — the philosopher or the anthropologist?” | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2437 | He claims the process flow lacks “candling,” whatever the hell that is. | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2438 | Based on all the research and calculations, it was determined that the scientists should have a chicken sandwich and an omelet for lunch. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2439 | I know…Observation, Question, Hypothesis, but how will he Test it?? Do we give it Honorable Mention? | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2440 | He thinks its a tie. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2441 | So how do we monetize this? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2442 | He called us over to announce his finding. Now he says it might be the chicken after all. | 1.2632 | 0.05419 | 76 | 57 | 18 | 1 |
2443 | Perhaps, let me take a crack at it? | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2444 | If he solves this one, we'll have him take a crack at string theory. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2445 | He wants to know who's on first? | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2446 | He used to be a “chick porn”addict. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
2447 | He'd have it figured out if it weren't for that whole 'age old question' thing | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2448 | Oh Harold, don’t mind him, he does this every time his mother in law visits. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2449 | The grant was titled "On the primacy of ova in gallus gallus domesticus", so we didn't really know what we were paying for. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
2450 | We've concluded a more interesting problem is which came second. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2451 | All of our evidence is in order. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2452 | How disappointing…I just got last week’s New Yorker today and had a great caption for it. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2453 | Can't we just, like, use 23andMe? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2454 | Asexuals seem to be the most stumped on this one. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2455 | I don't see the harm in bringing in a 4th consultant to figure out why so many Americans have left their low-paying jobs. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2456 | We're working on the fowl chart. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2457 | After he solves this, he'll try to figure out where all the missing socks go. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2458 | He's no John Nash, but he's good in bed. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2459 | Still trying to figure it out,sir. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2460 | It was rhetorical, but now I think he's onto something. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2461 | Spent 3k on the plane ticket and this is what he called "revolutionary" | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2462 | We proved it was the chicken that crossed the road, not the egg. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2463 | The last person to study something basic like this got a Nobel Prize and he is aspirational…. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2464 | He's in the final round of our job interview process. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2465 | I agree, the case has gone stale and we could use a wake-up call. Okay Mac, subpoena the rooster. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2466 | Ch-egg mate. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2467 | I told him to get me coffee an hour ago | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2468 | Okay, Genius, go ahead and submit 'To get to the other side.' | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
2469 | Actually, he was here before either of them. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2470 | When I asked him what came first, I was actually just wanting his omelette recipe. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
2471 | There are not enough algorithms even when using AI to answer this one! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2472 | Let him be. He may finally have a solution to the age old question of which came first! | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2473 | Yes, it's a very basic task: without a rooster there is no egg, right ? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2474 | This problem has finally allowed him to keep his schizophrenia under control | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2475 | The theory of relativity would have been heady, but there's much more interest in this life long question." | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2476 | Did you hear they cut our funding? Now we’ll never figure it out. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
2477 | But if we all leave, and it falls over, will it make a sound? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2478 | This will keep him busy for awhile. Let’s do lunch | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2479 | He’s looking for something that will finally expose Big Farm-a. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2480 | We have applied for a grant to study this issue in the turkeys. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2481 | I don’t think Craig is hard-boiled enough to crack the case. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2482 | circular scene investigator is the new CSI | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2483 | In the streaming series ‘Afterlife,’ Richard Nixon returns to Earth as a middle-aged office manager who tries to amuse coworkers with monthly existential challenges. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2484 | Don’t worry, this will keep our new VP occupied indefinitely. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2485 | What time did you get here? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2486 | It's a conundrum. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2487 | The methods section just says 'got stoned'. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2488 | We are close to a breakthrough in determining which came first. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2489 | He's working on which came first | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2490 | . “At some point in the species’ evolution, a proto-chicken laid an egg out of which hatched a chicken. Why is that so mysterious????” | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2491 | So you’re telling me that NONE of these are in a McNugget? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2492 | He's the tech mogul who bought the Brooklyn Bridge last week so I'm confident he'll purchase your NFT, 'Schrödinger's Chicken-Egg'" | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2493 | There is a 92.6% probability his research will produce no publishable results. However, his omelets are amazing! | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2494 | He’s concluded that the rooster came first | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2495 | After petty crimes you progress to solving poultry crimes. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2496 | I bet he's a lousy lay. | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2497 | I can't remember which came first--the irrelevant whiteboard, or Mike's standing around worthlessly daydreaming all day. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2498 | The chicken makes sense, but why on earth would an egg cross the road? | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2499 | How about you let ME come first for once? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 69 | 51 | 18 | 0 |
2500 | As far as we can tell, that’s why it crossed the road. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2501 | I think your game-show concept might be too confusing. | 1.2609 | 0.07903 | 69 | 59 | 2 | 8 |
2502 | he probably always comes first | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2503 | $10 million and 6 years later and no headway has been made, what we need to do is get a few more people on this project. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2504 | You know, this 'Chicken or Egg First' case is really messing with me. I don't think we'll be able to crack this one. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2505 | You know Phil, he just can't let things go. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2506 | If there's anyone who can solve it, it's him... .He's the best damn Chicken Detective I've ever seen. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2507 | So, only one is an original | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2508 | Something is missing in this picture. What do you think it is? | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2509 | Sanders says his uncle knows. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2510 | He’s having a hard time figuring out where to begin with this case… | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2511 | Here at the Xeno Corporation we answer the tough questions. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2512 | He's teaching " Critical Chicken-Egg Theory". | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2513 | Outrageous! I saw an article on Facebook that the government is implanting one into the other! Total overreach!! | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2514 | We’re in the process of upgrading to Hazing The Interns 2.0… | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2515 | We may not know the answer, but we know what’s for dinner | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2516 | Yes, yes - the chicken or the egg thing….. But is an un-answerable question - Is the chicken is too small or the egg is way to big | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2517 | The egg has a better agent. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2518 | It's better than the Something from Nothing test. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2519 | Has he made any progress?” “Yes, he thinks the post-it note came first. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2520 | This is the last time we hire a philosophy major at the FBI. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2521 | He’s trying out for Jeopardy! | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2522 | You're right, Poster Presentations are soooo limiting" | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2523 | Who fires him first? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2524 | We’ve narrowed the suspects down to these two, sir, but the evidence doesn’t clear up who arrived first. | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2525 | 'He said neither, the Big Bang was first.' | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2526 | He says the egg should be scrambled | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2527 | I would probably be more enthusiastic if I weren’t vegan | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2528 | Which came first, Evan or his bulletin board? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2529 | Hmm...chicken plus egg equals dinosaur? | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2530 | You do realize that this does not solve our mammal problem. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2531 | You said these are cage-free, right? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2532 | I wonder which came first, the nerd or the evidence board? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2533 | Next is the Democratic Spending Plan. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2534 | It's always back to the basics with him. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2535 | Yes, he’s broken down the lyrics to an old Paul Simon song, Mother and Child Reunion | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2536 | We are ecstatic that Mr. Trump has sponsored this investigation of which came first. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2537 | Now we’re working on who came in third—was it Post-Its or the bulletin board?” | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2538 | This new Agile methodology can solve anything these days! | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2539 | No, he's just planning the corporate luncheon. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2540 | You're being too philosophical. The egg, obviously. Breakfast comes before dinner. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2541 | I don’t know what he does, but everyone has to have a data science department now. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2542 | Don't interrupt, he's in a fowl mood! | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2543 | Anti-vaxxing is so over.We are now proving eggs do not come from chickens. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2544 | and next month the display will be one of Schroedinger's Cat. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2545 | He is the new hire for the puzzle department. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2546 | He has a federal grant to investigate precedence. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2547 | Finally, I've got the solution - call Neil deGrasse Tyson | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2548 | Put an APB out on the Chicken | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2549 | He thinks that the rooster is the missing piece. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2550 | He must be interviewing at Meta. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2551 | I wonder how these two relate? | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2552 | It's our newest Qanon talking point proving that there is no relationship between chickens and eggs. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2553 | He is thinking about contesting the results of the election. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2554 | Time to make the call. Shut it down and file it as a "cold case". | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2555 | When the bosses at NASA said we needed to "get back to basics" I think they may have gone a little too far. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2556 | They don't know what came first, the guy or the board. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2557 | Actually, the cockerel came first. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2558 | The real question is, “who let the dogs out?” | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2559 | Corporate brought in the big guns. He’s the guy who figured out why it crossed the road. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2560 | We’ll tell him it’s a rooster later…let’s just see what he comes up with. | 1.2584 | 0.06297 | 89 | 73 | 9 | 7 |
2561 | The point. He missed it again. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2562 | The poster sessions are raising some interesting questions this year. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2563 | He’s trying to figure out a workaround. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2564 | Who ever figures this out will be promoted. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2565 | He's trying to work out how to fit the chicken in the egg. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2566 | The new breakfast menu is still in development. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2567 | For an unbiased approach we outsourced 'The chicken or the egg?' project to a vegan consultant | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2568 | Leave him be. Says there's a Nobel in this, if he can solve it. | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
2569 | Tell your client that unfortunately there's no conclusive evidence to prove that he's the real father. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2570 | Everyone always assumes it's a chicken egg. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2571 | Good news,the Government has just renewed our $100M research contract as part of the infrastructure bill. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2572 | I only gave him the task to get him out of our hair... | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2573 | We have asked our forensic team to see if they can solve it. | 1.2576 | 0.05424 | 66 | 49 | 17 | 0 |
2574 | He’s probably going to chicken out. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2575 | Neither. The yolks on him. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2576 | We gotta stop letting flat earthers re-answer already answered questions | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2577 | What a power trip | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2578 | I didn't come at all | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2579 | He says there's a 50/50 chance he's finally figured it out. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2580 | He won't admit to not understanding it, so we're good. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2581 | We've narrowed down our suspects to two. Now we have to decide which came first. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2582 | The conclusion is the Rooster came first. | 1.2571 | 0.05262 | 70 | 52 | 18 | 0 |
2583 | All he’s said is “When is lunch?”. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2584 | Actually, we’re trying to figure out what came next, the frying pan or the rotisserie… | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2585 | The mother did it! Did anyone ever ask how Humpty arrived to sit on a wall? | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2586 | Relax, Ed, letting an egghead take a crack at it made sense. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2587 | State stopped us from actually teaching Sex-Ed again, I see. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2588 | I’m still not sure why it crossed the road. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2589 | I was just getting used to the chalk board menus, now this! | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2590 | First, we'll need to establish a timeline | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2591 | It's a vegan's idea of a zen koan. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2592 | Which came first is no longer the question. We just want to know why the chicken crossed the road and did anyone see her. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2593 | Could be shocking for some of them when you tell where chicken nuggets come from | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2594 | We’re just working out the timeline. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2595 | He's gonna be awhile: Want to grab a drink? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2596 | Anyway you look at it we come out with egg on our faces. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2597 | It doesn't seem like we're making any progress. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2598 | Shouldn't the two pictures be switched? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2599 | I believe that the Rooster came first. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2600 | It turns out free range, organic chickens came before the eggs. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2601 | Well, I know whose coming in last at this year’s science fair. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2602 | Trust me, “In Vitro Cage Free” will make even the diehard CSI freaks second and triple guess. | 1.2568 | 0.06954 | 74 | 61 | 7 | 6 |
2603 | Someone stole his Chicken McNuggets. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2604 | Tom says Fox News reported that Trump knows the answer but refuses to divulge it until he's restored as President! | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2605 | It’s just brunch…he’s really overthinking it | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2606 | should we just tell him? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2607 | It's the "murder board" approach to determine which came first. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2608 | I am presenting a Hen Diagram that refutes these findings. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2609 | It’s an algorithm to find out which came first. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2610 | This has been a tough case to crack. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2611 | He's the art critic for My Weekly Reader. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2612 | No-one gets this right on the McKinsey hiring exam. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2613 | Hey guys, I think I found the supply-chain issues … | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2614 | It may not be urgent to you, but he hasn't moved since last March. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2615 | The content engages without providing answers or a moral compass. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2616 | Last week it was ‘Being and Nothingness’ | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2617 | If only the research question were more explicit. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2618 | All the female participants try to find a way to have both the chicken and the egg, but not Dave here. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2619 | The egg was surely the killer. Look at his devilish eggxpression | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2620 | He said that once he’s solved this, he’ll move on to trees that fall in the woods when no one is around to hear them. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2621 | It's my theory of relativity. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2622 | Two Meals is such a clever name for your painting. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2623 | I am debating whether to have an egg salad or a chicken sandwich for lunch. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2624 | He's new. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2625 | No he's just trying to decide what he wants for brunch. | 1.2561 | 0.06678 | 82 | 68 | 7 | 7 |
2626 | He's known as an "egghead" so i think he's more likely to--- | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2627 | Who cares which is first..why did it cross (or roll) the road? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2628 | Ok I think he’ll be distracted for a while. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2629 | Should we kiss? Seems like he's gonna be here for a while. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2630 | He thinks the egg did it. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2631 | Starring Woody Harrelson as “The Egg” | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2632 | I told him it was the new 'Where's Waldo.' | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2633 | You’ll never guess what question they ask first. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2634 | Both are in critical condition, but it’s a question of who shot first | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2635 | It's the usual conundrum | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2636 | This may take a minute | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2637 | He's into ancestry. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2638 | We just can't figure out the timeline." | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2639 | I’m feeling like brunch today | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2640 | We found him on Facebook, claiming to have the 'facts' the science community doesn't want us to know. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2641 | He stopped swiping so we’re making progress. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2642 | All I said was, 'What did you have for breakfast?' | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2643 | He’s vegan, so he really doesn’t care. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2644 | Well, the client won't take "both" for an answer. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2645 | He still can't tell the difference | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2646 | I wish I had a partner who had more rational obsessions, like alien conspiracies. | 1.2553 | 0.06038 | 94 | 77 | 10 | 7 |
2647 | Word of advice? Don't make the joke | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2648 | He’s trying to remember if he drew the picture in response to the question of if he asked the question because he drew the picture. | 1.2540 | 0.05528 | 63 | 47 | 16 | 0 |
2649 | He says he's searching for an algorithm to unravel this existential problem. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2650 | It's still a mystery. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2651 | I don’t think we’re hiring this one. He asked where the other eleven were. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2652 | You know it's a Feminist perspective, since no one ever talks about the rooster! | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2653 | Yeah, apparently Elon Musk found the answer. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2654 | Just give him another minute. This is his Good Will Hunting moment. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2655 | We're planning a follow-up session on crossing the road. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2656 | He's from CSI and is figuring out where the egg was when the chicken crossed the road. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2657 | He thinks it’s the cafeteria menu board. He’s trying to decide if lunch will be the chicken salad or egg salad. He’s been at it for hours. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2658 | I can’t help but think that the time and energy we have put into this is a little egg-travagant. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2659 | Where's the rooster dad in this equation? | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2660 | We've narrowed it down to these two. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2661 | I give him a 50/50 chance of solving this. | 1.2535 | 0.05200 | 71 | 53 | 18 | 0 |
2662 | He doesn't know it's a trick question! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2663 | Solve this then we’ll work on that pesky ‘crossing the road’ conundrum. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2664 | Spoiler alert: there is no other side. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2665 | Of course the chicken came first - what, do you need a diagram? | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2666 | He's not sure where to start | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2667 | He can explain it - but where to begin? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2668 | Shall we tell him it was a tie? | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2669 | Do you want to tell him, or can I do it? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2670 | No more interns for you. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2671 | I’m a bit worried about Egbert’s neutrality on this case. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2672 | When I married him, I thought he'd be more interesting. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2673 | He wanted to go back to basics. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2674 | He’s still stuck on how she’ got across the road. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2675 | Our museum specializes in modern art that asks new unexpected questions. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2676 | Well, it's only been two days since he started. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2677 | I could go for a chicken omelet. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2678 | Should we tell him it was only a metaphor, or just hide his gun again? | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2679 | Which comes first, the market or the marketing? | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2680 | I prefer flow chatting. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2681 | We keep going in circles, and getting hungry. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2682 | He says his great grandfather asked his grandfather who asked his father who asked him. It’s no surprise he isn’t married. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2683 | The plot diagram seems a bit weak. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2684 | We are pitching it with the working name, CSI Barnyard. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2685 | Have we run out of business problems to work on? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2686 | I still don’t think we should add this to the curriculum. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2687 | Well, reading from left to right, it’s clearly the chicken. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2688 | We might as well go to lunch. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2689 | Obviously the rooster came first. He always does. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2690 | Eventually, we'll know why the chicken crossed the road. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2691 | He's realizing it wasn't the chicken or the egg that came first: it was the consultants. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2692 | Why isn't he wearing a jacket? | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2693 | Maybe MOMA would be interested. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2694 | All this and no closer to figuring out who pushed Humpty Dumpty. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2695 | Cracking this one is going to get messy. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2696 | Nothing will come from this… | 1.2533 | 0.05056 | 75 | 56 | 19 | 0 |
2697 | Which came first, the philosopher or the geneticist? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2698 | I don't know Stan, do we really want to rely on an unhatched egg as our star witness in the case? | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2699 | He's from the FBI's riddle team at Langley. | 1.2532 | 0.04923 | 79 | 59 | 20 | 0 |
2700 | The Wire: Season 10 | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2701 | Imagine when we ask him "Why did the chicken cross the road?" | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2702 | Genealogy & dating studies confirm that the art pre-dates the artist | 1.2532 | 0.04923 | 79 | 59 | 20 | 0 |
2703 | Don't you know he was adopted? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2704 | Let us not ask... Chicken or Egg? .....but Why?... | 1.2532 | 0.04923 | 79 | 59 | 20 | 0 |
2705 | We just hired the guy who decided to rebrand Facebook. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2706 | I keep telling him, just use a normal menu. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2707 | I'm chicken, but he's the |