Contest #778


Cartoon

778

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "Don't sell him short. He did solve that crossing-the-road thing."
  2. "We can't seem to establish a timeline of events."
  3. "The cold-case squad says the picture on the left is what our killer might look like today."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-10-31T23:31:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-11-15T00:32:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-11-09T00:32:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 15, 2021
Number of captions 7089
Number of responses 743889
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It’s the closest Texas would let us get to sex ed. 1.9263 0.01108 6103 2528 1497 2077
1 Him? That's the guy who figured out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. 1.7820 0.01144 4862 2191 1540 1131
2 We have ordered both from Amazon and we are going to see which comes first. 1.7269 0.01392 3325 1648 937 740
3 Don't sell him short. He did solve that crossing the road thing. 1.7159 0.01407 2862 1332 1011 519
4 I love messing with the interns. 1.7131 0.01703 2025 968 670 387
5 He's good. Last week, he figured out that you CAN put the cart before the horse. 1.7113 0.01647 2113 998 727 388
6 Should he pass this one, we'll put him on Schroedinger's cat. 1.7090 0.01932 1770 917 451 402
7 Order both from Amazon--see which one comes first. 1.7072 0.01868 1810 914 512 384
8 I bet if we asked the hens, they'd say the rooster came first. 1.6929 0.03054 736 400 162 174
9 We’ve got it narrowed down to two possibilities. 1.6911 0.01559 2318 1121 792 405
10 He's convinced there's a third possibility. 1.6887 0.02113 1182 553 444 185
11 I know it's dumb. But we got a grant. 1.6865 0.01652 2121 1050 686 385
12 So, if anyone spends more than a minute in front of the board, we don't hire them. 1.6860 0.01636 2134 1049 706 379
13 We have positive IDs on both suspects. We just don't know who started it. 1.6850 0.01684 2111 1069 638 404
14 If only my husband cared this much about who came first 1.6850 0.02683 911 487 224 200
15 We’ve finally got enough to bring the rooster in for questioning. 1.6821 0.01921 1513 739 516 258
16 Our hopes are high; just last week he put the horse before the cart. 1.6810 0.01748 1906 956 602 348
17 He's good, last week he solved the disappearing socks in dryer case. 1.6791 0.01737 1882 933 620 329
18 I told him it was rhetorical but apparently he was a philosophy major. 1.6778 0.01745 1853 917 616 320
19 Bill’s been on it for 2 weeks now. At this point no one has the heart to tell him it was rhetorical. 1.6757 0.01804 1779 897 562 320
20 He’ll crack this. He’s the one who figured out why it crossed the road. 1.6704 0.01933 1508 755 495 258
21 Does he know the answer is on the other side? 1.6673 0.01950 1557 806 463 288
22 The hen said the rooster came first. 1.6671 0.02042 1547 842 378 327
23 The suspect and victim appear to be related. 1.6643 0.02245 1111 560 364 187
24 The School Board sent him to see if it's too explicit. 1.6620 0.02985 716 389 178 148
25 This is why we don’t give research grants to philosophy majors. 1.6618 0.02579 887 462 263 162
26 All evidence points to fowl play. 1.6614 0.02967 694 369 191 134
27 I thought we agreed no use of paradoxical metaphors around the engineers. 1.6609 0.02088 1392 738 388 266
28 Cold case squad says the picture on the left is what our killer might look like today. 1.6566 0.02168 1325 718 344 263
29 I can’t believe it is taking him this long to figure out that I’m pregnant. 1.6553 0.02191 1285 694 340 251
30 He’s close to cracking it. 1.6542 0.02059 1284 648 432 204
31 I was dubious at first too, but it turns out he's the one who solved the case of the fallen tree in the forest. 1.6523 0.02451 952 495 293 164
32 Yeah, he's new, they've got him working cold cases. 1.6495 0.02857 659 333 224 102
33 Why is a MAN making a decision on hen reproduction? 1.6493 0.02249 1189 639 328 222
34 Should we tell him that the solution is on the other side? 1.6474 0.03879 380 199 116 65
35 It’s the oldest cold case we have. 1.6471 0.02178 1159 595 378 186
36 He says it's for science, but I think he's doing it to get chicks. 1.6448 0.02313 1112 598 311 203
37 And nobody thought to question the rooster? 1.6439 0.02280 1115 592 328 195
38 This is a great example of a meeting that could have been an email. 1.6431 0.02303 1073 565 326 182
39 He's boiled it down to two possibilities. 1.6420 0.02650 757 385 258 114
40 We call it a hen diagram. 1.6419 0.02314 1089 582 315 192
41 He thinks he can crack it. 1.6410 0.02656 819 436 241 142
42 We normally wouldn't bother, but you never turn down any kind of federal funding. 1.6393 0.02346 1037 550 311 176
43 Who's got the heart to tell him that's a rooster? 1.6391 0.02358 1028 546 307 175
44 Can we at least agree that they both taste delicious when fried? 1.6372 0.02334 1006 524 323 159
45 He has a novel approach: He's trying to figure out which came second. 1.6369 0.02302 1019 527 335 157
46 His father went crazy working on the tree falling in the empty forest case. 1.6361 0.02368 981 513 312 156
47 We keep getting stuck on the who cares aspect of the question. 1.6358 0.02378 994 526 304 164
48 We can't seem to establish a timeline of events. 1.6356 0.02302 988 504 340 144
49 I found something for the intern to do. 1.6355 0.02343 985 511 322 152
50 Bad news. Someone made a sandwich out of the evidence. 1.6346 0.02472 977 535 264 178
51 Let’s try it by the process of elimination. Who came second? 1.6344 0.02364 960 497 317 146
52 It's a Hen diagram. 1.6343 0.02785 763 416 210 137
53 It's an age-old conundrum. Einstein was the first to realize both make good sandwiches. 1.6340 0.02408 981 524 292 165
54 This question is not over easy. 1.6340 0.02782 683 351 231 101
55 Law and Order: KFC 1.6326 0.02498 950 520 259 171
56 The egg comes first in Texas. 1.6310 0.02533 924 507 251 166
57 He's good. He solved 'paper or plastic' and 'debit or credit.' 1.6302 0.02911 668 358 199 111
58 Fantastic news--we've narrowed it down to two possibilities. 1.6266 0.02442 881 457 296 128
59 I'd summarize the case for you, but I don't even know where to begin. 1.6263 0.02432 883 457 299 127
60 It's our little way to keep him busy while the rest of us go to lunch. 1.6259 0.02480 866 453 284 129
61 I feel we’re very close now… he’s narrowed it down to two possibilities. 1.6254 0.02495 857 449 280 128
62 He’s good. Just last week he figured out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck. 1.6253 0.02532 862 460 265 137
63 His latest theory is that the answer may lie just across the road. 1.6248 0.03059 589 314 182 93
64 I think we can rule out the egg. It's got an airtight alibi. 1.6241 0.02516 846 445 274 127
65 He always overthinks breakfast. 1.6227 0.03556 432 230 135 67
66 Which came first, the elevated patriarchal construct of the rooster’s role or the marginalization of the hen? 1.6222 0.02616 839 459 238 142
67 We ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon to see which comes first. 1.6193 0.02684 809 448 221 140
68 He’s from CSI: Iowa 1.6179 0.02722 793 442 212 139
69 It's not an existential question -- he's trying to decide on lunch. 1.6173 0.02518 784 402 280 102
70 We suspect fowl play. 1.6152 0.02706 764 417 224 123
71 It’s time the rooster bares some responsibility . 1.6146 0.02738 755 415 216 124
72 I told him he needed to get laid. I think he misunderstood. 1.6132 0.02790 742 413 203 126
73 He knows which came first but is hung up on whether the question needs a comma. 1.6118 0.02691 747 403 231 113
74 Well, he did solve the cart-and-horse problem. 1.6111 0.03830 360 192 116 52
75 Gary, that's a rooster. 1.6107 0.04470 298 169 76 53
76 The grant came first. 1.6107 0.02776 727 400 210 117
77 It’s even more complex since this is a rooster who identifies as a hen. 1.6097 0.02900 720 413 175 132
78 Fill out the right forms and you can get a federal grant for anything. 1.6082 0.02768 707 384 216 107
79 The hen has motive, opportunity, and ovaries. I say, bring her in. 1.6072 0.02784 690 373 215 102
80 I’m beginning to think that we’re asking the wrong question. 1.6072 0.02799 695 379 210 106
81 It’s the final step in our interview process. 1.6071 0.02761 700 378 219 103
82 This is not what I meant when I said “let’s start from the beginning” 1.6068 0.03984 323 171 108 44
83 Let's focus on what came last and work backwards. 1.6066 0.02642 694 358 251 85
84 I thought this case would be over-easy. 1.6059 0.03200 505 269 166 70
85 It is not a question of which came first. It is a question of, who cares? 1.6053 0.03073 565 306 176 83
86 He definitely suspects fowl play. 1.6041 0.02734 682 362 228 92
87 Sir, there’s a concern among the team that we aren’t getting the meaningful assignments. 1.6033 0.02818 673 366 208 99
88 Don’t laugh. It’s an interview question for Google applicants. 1.6030 0.04470 267 145 83 39
89 The evidence is starting to show that there may have been another chicken involved. 1.6021 0.02841 666 364 203 99
90 Frankly sir, this case was never going to be over easy. 1.6012 0.02782 667 358 217 92
91 It’s part of our executive leadership program. We like to see how long they’ll work on a no win situation…. 1.6006 0.02885 651 358 195 98
92 If we solve this, we could finally start on why it crossed the road. 1.5994 0.02775 649 344 221 84
93 I can't believe this... the janitor solved it overnight. 1.5994 0.02939 624 343 188 93
94 His work on poultry traversing public thoroughfares was groundbreaking. 1.5983 0.03060 595 333 168 94
95 We have one other victim but the photo is scrambled. 1.5974 0.02968 626 349 180 97
96 If one more person says 'we're going to crack this case wide open,' I'm going to slap them. 1.5972 0.04362 288 160 84 44
97 I just had to. He thinks he knows everything. 1.5957 0.03017 611 343 172 96
98 No way he'll get this one. He couldn't even figure out why it crossed the road. 1.5956 0.05536 183 103 51 29
99 Somebody should really tell him it doesn't matter. 1.5954 0.02946 613 337 187 89
100 Explain to me again, why do we care? 1.5947 0.03034 602 338 170 94
101 Are we asking ourselves the right questions? 1.5944 0.02897 609 329 198 82
102 The problem is, the original evidence was all scrambled. 1.5931 0.02987 612 342 177 93
103 He's the best - he solved that "crossing the road" problem. 1.5930 0.02952 602 330 187 85
104 We’re still considering a third option. 1.5924 0.02853 606 323 207 76
105 You do realize that’s a rooster, right? 1.5923 0.03058 601 341 164 96
106 Again, why does HR want to know this? 1.5917 0.03882 338 183 110 45
107 He's trying to decide if he wants breakfast or dinner. 1.5901 0.02988 583 320 182 81
108 If you flip the board around, the egg comes first 1.5893 0.03080 582 329 163 90
109 It's hard to know where to start. 1.5889 0.03044 579 323 171 85
110 This is how we spent the grant money? 1.5876 0.03083 565 316 166 83
111 If he makes it past this, Schrödinger's cat is next. 1.5862 0.03217 551 318 143 90
112 He earned his reputation when he proved a bird in hand really was better than two in the bush. 1.5861 0.03662 389 215 120 54
113 That will keep him busy for a while. Let’s do lunch. 1.5859 0.02986 553 298 186 69
114 Either way, the vegans are upset. 1.5853 0.03140 545 306 159 80
115 He's the new guy. He solved "What's the sound of one hand clapping." Now we got him working on this. 1.5850 0.03110 547 305 164 78
116 He's our best investigator, he cracked the case of the tree falling in the forest. 1.5846 0.03134 544 305 160 79
117 Texas says it’s a chicken a week after it’s laid. 1.5835 0.03318 545 324 124 97
118 I told you 'philisophical fridays' was not a good idea 1.5831 0.03866 379 219 99 61
119 He's convinced there's a connection. 1.5822 0.03250 450 240 158 52
120 I don't have the heart to tell him that no one cares anymore. 1.5821 0.03085 548 305 167 76
121 Is it possible we're just overthinking it? 1.5821 0.03025 536 290 180 66
122 We brought the egg in for questioning . . . but he wouldn't crack. 1.5818 0.03213 495 273 156 66
123 Yes, I told him it was a rhetorical question. 1.5811 0.03098 530 292 168 70
124 The REAL question is…“why don’t eggs taste like chicken?” 1.5805 0.03215 522 296 149 77
125 It's just a grocery list but, as usual, he had to make a big deal out of it. 1.5800 0.03241 519 296 145 78
126 I would stop him but this is the hardest I’ve ever seen him work. 1.5795 0.03066 516 279 175 62
127 Let's just give him free range with this case. 1.5791 0.04145 316 180 89 47
128 He explained block chain to me. Well, I figured, what the hell. 1.5783 0.03122 517 285 165 67
129 There's been a minor set-back. We're now trying to determine why the question was even asked. 1.5778 0.03161 514 286 159 69
130 Don’t tell me this is the only evidence we have of voter fraud in Georgia? 1.5771 0.03401 506 300 120 86
131 Watch Ted find a way to put himself first. 1.5758 0.03316 495 284 137 74
132 I think he's a legislator from Texas 1.5754 0.03412 504 300 118 86
133 I say we grill the chicken first and then let the egg fry." 1.5746 0.03395 503 298 121 84
134 Mostly, we're getting recipes. 1.5743 0.03202 498 278 154 66
135 Both suspects were found at the scene of the crime but we don’t know which one came first. 1.5743 0.03338 498 289 132 77
136 I found something he couldn’t mansplain. 1.5740 0.03375 500 294 125 81
137 I don't have the heart to tell him it's a duck egg. 1.5735 0.03393 490 287 125 78
138 We can't bring them in for questioning. They're cage free now. 1.5723 0.03389 484 282 127 75
139 He thinks they're somehow connected. 1.5723 0.03071 484 258 175 51
140 We've ordered one of each from Amazon. We'll see. 1.5720 0.03417 479 280 124 75
141 Quantum physics proves they BOTH came first. 1.5708 0.03385 473 273 130 70
142 When do we tell him we don't know the answer? 1.5708 0.03292 473 266 144 63
143 He figured out it's not the chicken or the egg that came first; it's the rooster 1.5705 0.03413 482 283 123 76
144 He's the guy who solved the, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" case. 1.5684 0.03336 475 272 136 67
145 The one thing we know for sure is the murder weapon: a skillet. 1.5678 0.03325 472 269 138 65
146 This is what we get for hiring a philosophy major. 1.5677 0.03336 465 264 138 63
147 We've found the answer, but the egg lobby is furious. 1.5677 0.03375 458 261 134 63
148 Stan has never understood a rhetorical question. 1.5674 0.03307 460 258 143 59
149 The egg has an airtight alibi. 1.5671 0.03239 462 255 151 55
150 I don't have the heart to tell him that's a Rooster. 1.5664 0.03602 459 279 100 80
151 With the evidence we have right now , this could go either way. 1.5646 0.03222 457 251 154 52
152 He says the rooster always comes first. 1.5643 0.03478 443 257 122 64
153 He may not figure out which came first, but he will log 14 billable hours. 1.5643 0.03419 443 253 130 60
154 I hate when Carl gets to pick lunch. 1.5643 0.03478 443 257 122 64
155 He has narrowed it down to 2 possibilities. 1.5642 0.03308 452 253 143 56
156 He's convinced the chicken crossing the road has something to do with it. 1.5636 0.03171 440 235 162 43
157 We recruited him from Ancestry.com. 1.5635 0.03325 449 252 141 56
158 We finally found a way to keep him out of our projects 1.5616 0.03450 438 252 126 60
159 ...and when he's finished that get him to work out why it crossed the road. 1.5614 0.03513 440 258 117 65
160 We're very close to cracking this. 1.5606 0.03237 437 238 153 46
161 Do you think we should tell him it’s a picture of rooster not a hen? 1.5592 0.03540 431 253 115 63
162 Our preliminary study documented they both exist. We are applying for funding to determine sequencing. 1.5589 0.03512 433 253 118 62
163 He thinks one of our suspects will crack. 1.5587 0.03478 426 245 124 57
164 Right now it's polling six of one, a half-dozen of the other. 1.5558 0.03553 412 239 117 56
165 You do realize that whoever solves that will get YOUR job. 1.5550 0.03481 418 240 124 54
166 All we know at present is that it crossed the road. 1.5542 0.03476 424 245 123 56
167 I have to admit, the autopsy was delicious. 1.5539 0.03824 408 253 84 71
168 Ask him how the Rooster factors in. I dare ya!’ 1.5533 0.03614 403 236 111 56
169 We got him in to look at some cold cases. 1.5528 0.03453 398 223 130 45
170 He used the same method to crack the mystery of "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?". 1.5522 0.03499 402 229 124 48
171 We're so close to cracking this. 1.5522 0.03604 402 235 112 55
172 After this, he’s going to tackle why it crosses the road. 1.5508 0.03643 394 231 109 54
173 Would it help if we rephrased the question? 1.5505 0.03558 396 228 118 50
174 He sent in the application as a joke. Then they gave him the grant. 1.5501 0.03679 389 229 106 54
175 What about you? Any luck on that Humpty Dumpty case? 1.5490 0.03650 388 227 108 52
176 Turns out it was the rooster all along. 1.5483 0.03687 383 225 106 52
177 I ordered one of each from Amazon. We'll know in 2 days. 1.5471 0.03739 393 237 97 59
178 I have his phone so he can’t Google the answer 1.5467 0.03592 375 214 117 44
179 I hate it when it’s his turn to pick lunch 1.5464 0.03485 399 228 124 47
180 The other team is figuring out why he crossed the road 1.5459 0.03721 381 226 102 53
181 Who the hell cares that it’s pointless research? We got a grant for it. 1.5450 0.03800 378 228 94 56
182 I’m representing roosters. They’ve been left out of the conversation for far too long. 1.5439 0.04286 285 169 77 39
183 Once we crack this one, we move to global warming 1.5436 0.03601 390 228 112 50
184 It's not the law, it's the order. 1.5430 0.03513 372 209 124 39
185 Wait until he has to explain why it crossed the street. 1.5428 0.03679 374 219 107 48
186 After spending nearly a billion dollars of taxpayer money, it turns out that nobody gives a shit. 1.5402 0.03820 361 216 95 50
187 He figured out which came first. He just needs to figure out how to explain it to us. 1.5391 0.03636 358 205 113 40
188 We think we can figure it out if we get funded for another five years. 1.5382 0.03652 353 202 112 39
189 The egg claims he was getting laid, and that the chicken could back up his story. 1.5378 0.03771 357 211 100 46
190 If he aces this one I think we can make him Operations Manager. 1.5374 0.03736 348 202 105 41
191 I think he's hatching a theory... 1.5371 0.03720 350 203 106 41
192 I can’t believe we came back to the office for this 1.5368 0.03734 367 218 101 48
193 We know there's a connection, but the suspect flew the coop. 1.5354 0.03697 353 205 107 41
194 We’re still trying to establish an accurate timeline. 1.5339 0.03718 339 195 107 37
195 Let's hope that picture of the egg has been enlarged. 1.5337 0.04015 341 210 80 51
196 We use this to weed out the over thinkers. 1.5335 0.03975 343 210 83 50
197 Who made this chart? I said exponential, not existential. 1.5324 0.04059 293 171 88 34
198 They say he's really good. At his last place, he actually found the beef! 1.5324 0.03825 340 201 97 42
199 We believe they may be laundering money through an illegal shell corporation. 1.5317 0.04019 331 202 82 47
200 We're not sure where to begin. 1.5305 0.03883 328 194 94 40
201 Either way they are both best fried. 1.5304 0.03872 345 208 89 46
202 Critical Egg Theory 1.5303 0.03983 330 200 85 45
203 We brought them both in for questioning. We’ll see who cracks first.” 1.5292 0.04146 325 203 72 50
204 Actually, he’s just trying to decide what to have for lunch. 1.5292 0.03861 325 191 96 38
205 I think he's trying to work out the Kevin Bacon connection. 1.5287 0.04020 331 203 81 47
206 This is the FBI, Johnson. We take everything seriously. 1.5285 0.03886 333 199 92 42
207 We're still working on the timeline. 1.5279 0.03749 341 200 102 39
208 It's a double DNA match. Let's bring them both in. 1.5271 0.03895 332 199 91 42
209 He was brought in especially for this one—I hear he solved the road-crossing case. 1.5263 0.03977 323 195 86 42
210 We have both of them in custody, but neither one is talking. 1.5253 0.03969 316 189 88 39
211 No one has ever asked what came third. 1.5248 0.03889 322 191 93 38
212 . If he figures this out hire him! 1.5247 0.04064 324 200 78 46
213 So when do we tell the intern we weren’t actually being serious? 1.5243 0.04062 309 187 82 40
214 Don’t tell him it’s a rooster... 1.5242 0.03866 330 197 93 40
215 Whatever you do, don't bring up the road. 1.5238 0.04128 315 195 75 45
216 We're very close to figuring out the solution... once we know where to start. 1.5237 0.03752 338 199 101 38
217 Even with the DNA results, we have no leads on who the father is. 1.5237 0.03858 317 186 96 35
218 You know every detective has that one case that haunts them. 1.5235 0.03966 319 192 87 40
219 Remember 'six-of-one, half-dozen-of-another'? That was him also. 1.5235 0.04066 298 178 84 36
220 There is a third option but it's vegan 1.5227 0.03967 308 182 89 36
221 We started him on a really old case. 1.5226 0.04027 310 187 84 39
222 It’s our best solution yet for dealing with all the annoying summer interns. Coffee? 1.5222 0.03815 316 184 99 33
223 Does he know that's a rooster? 1.5206 0.04055 315 193 80 42
224 No, he’s actually trying to figure out how to get Magic Marker off of the white board. 1.5206 0.04055 315 193 80 42
225 This is why we never let Dave make breakfast 1.5197 0.04192 304 189 72 43
226 After he solved why it crossed the road he became obsessed with its origin story. 1.5191 0.03963 314 189 87 38
227 $30million in research grants and they still don’t know. 1.5191 0.03963 314 189 87 38
228 Both claim the other as an alibi. 1.5184 0.04112 299 182 79 38
229 It's his first case 1.5184 0.03945 299 176 91 32
230 Last year Kevin figured out why it always rains after you wash your car. 1.5183 0.04091 301 183 80 38
231 They're working on the road question down the hall. 1.5170 0.04165 294 180 76 38
232 There hasn’t been a crack in this case for over 50 years 1.5169 0.03945 296 174 91 31
233 We’ve cracked it. 1.5169 0.04031 296 177 85 34
234 Once we solve it, we go on to the "cross the road" enigma. 1.5155 0.03935 291 170 92 29
235 Who’s working on the one with the bear in the woods? 1.5154 0.04062 293 176 83 34
236 This is the guy who figured out why it crossed the road. 1.5154 0.04091 293 177 81 35
237 So I told him, ‘Look pal, you keep looking into this whole chicken & egg thing and it’s YOU who’s never gonna get laid’ 1.5152 0.04188 297 183 73 40
238 I've never been able to figure out why it even matters. 1.5151 0.04085 299 182 80 37
239 Have you considered where the rooster comes into the equation? 1.5138 0.04064 290 174 83 33
240 No, he's deciding what to have for dinner. 1.5135 0.03946 296 175 90 31
241 If he figures this out, we'll turn him loose on finding the end of the rainbow. 1.5132 0.03945 302 180 89 33
242 I know it’s an age old question, but this year each wrote the other off as a dependent! 1.5122 0.04299 287 180 67 40
243 Let's bring them both in for questioning and see who cracks first." 1.5122 0.04213 287 177 73 37
244 The rooster came first. 1.5120 0.04391 291 187 59 45
245 He's the whiz who solved the case of the road-crossing chicken last year. 1.5102 0.04109 294 180 78 36
246 In a parallel universe, the chicken and the egg both come first. 1.5090 0.04152 279 169 78 32
247 Exactly 50% got it right. We just don't know which 50% 1.5088 0.04207 285 176 73 36
248 It just can’t be as simple as breakfast before dinner. 1.5077 0.05057 195 120 51 24
249 He thought he had it yesterday, until I asked him why the egg crossed the road. 1.5072 0.04248 276 170 72 34
250 Maybe we're asking the wrong question. 1.5072 0.04004 278 164 87 27
251 Your next assignment is to find out who’s on first. 1.5068 0.04081 294 180 79 35
252 Why is no one asking about the rooster? 1.5056 0.04067 269 159 84 26
253 If we can crack this I’m confident that before long we’ll know why it crossed the road. 1.5056 0.04395 269 169 64 36
254 We assigned him to this project based on his work on the "bear in the woods" problem. 1.5053 0.04311 281 177 66 38
255 Legal weed has ruined grant funded research. 1.5043 0.04530 232 141 65 26
256 If anyone can crack it, he can. 1.5036 0.04132 278 169 78 31
257 Nobody has been able to crack this one 1.5000 0.04352 262 163 67 32
258 Even worse, we still don't have a motive for the road crossing. 1.5000 0.04613 262 171 51 40
259 Are we even asking ourselves the right question? 1.5000 0.04204 260 157 76 27
260 That should keep him busy for a while. Should we go to lunch? 1.5000 0.04124 270 163 79 28
261 He suspects some sort of fowl play. 1.4981 0.04373 263 164 65 33
262 I don't have the heart to tell him there is no wrong answer. 1.4980 0.04191 255 153 77 25
263 That should keep him busy for a while. 1.4980 0.04101 253 149 82 22
264 He has proof they arrived simultaneously. 1.4963 0.04090 270 163 80 27
265 Same suspect as the road-crossing case, but this timeline is more complicated. 1.4962 0.04360 264 166 65 33
266 This is the part where we assess his comfort with ambiguity. 1.4962 0.04087 264 158 81 25
267 At some point the grant money will run out. 1.4961 0.04252 256 156 73 27
268 For the love of God, don't ask him if water is wet. 1.4961 0.04067 256 151 83 22
269 We're expecting one of them to crack under interrogation. 1.4961 0.04393 256 160 65 31
270 I say we fry ‘em both. 1.4961 0.04592 254 164 54 36
271 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to decide what to have for lunch 1.4961 0.04348 254 157 68 29
272 He cracked the missing egg case by grilling the chicken 1.4960 0.04472 250 157 62 31
273 He's been cooped up all day, but he's getting closer to cracking it. 1.4960 0.04326 250 153 70 27
274 Who, exactly, is funding this? 1.4942 0.04449 257 163 61 33
275 We put him on this one because he solved the case of why the chicken crossed the road. 1.4941 0.04476 255 162 60 33
276 He claims somewhere here is the answer to the supply chain issues 1.4941 0.04361 253 157 67 29
277 We have the connection, now we need to establish motive for the road crossing. 1.4940 0.04201 251 151 76 24
278 He’s obsessed with the idea that both suspects are involved. 1.4939 0.04327 247 151 70 26
279 Engineer. Redesigning it. 1.4921 0.04165 254 153 77 24
280 The other team is figuring out how he crosses the road 1.4919 0.04462 248 156 62 30
281 I don’t think he gets it that nobody really cares. 1.4918 0.04168 244 145 78 21
282 We've narrowed it down to two possibilities. 1.4918 0.04127 244 144 80 20
283 I’m not sure which came first, him or the project. 1.4918 0.04517 244 154 60 30
284 We need to think outside the egg. 1.4917 0.04392 242 149 67 26
285 ...the DA's pissed, says he doesn't care which one came first, there both gonna fry... 1.4917 0.04545 242 153 59 30
286 Can’t wait to hear how he turns this into a conspiracy theory 1.4908 0.04123 273 168 76 29
287 We're getting very close to cracking it, sir. 1.4906 0.04111 265 161 78 26
288 Whichever came first, it’s clearly a case of fowl play. 1.4900 0.04238 251 153 73 25
289 So far we figured out that the horse goes before the cart but this one has us stumped. 1.4900 0.04148 249 149 78 22
290 They say he cracked the case of the Boston Scrambler. 1.4899 0.04439 247 155 63 29
291 I think we’ve almost cracked this one. 1.4897 0.04300 243 148 71 24
292 You know what came first? The conspiracy theory. 1.4896 0.04559 241 153 58 30
293 He’s the guy that solved “ if a tree falls in the forest “. 1.4884 0.04262 258 160 70 28
294 A Rooster HAS to come first. 1.4883 0.04322 256 160 67 29
295 Texas wants to vote on it. 1.4878 0.04635 246 160 52 34
296 And what about the 'crossing the road' issue? 1.4878 0.04300 246 151 70 25
297 It isn't so much which came first but who gets the patent. 1.4876 0.04150 242 144 78 20
298 All we know is one was peeled, the other plucked, and both were fried! 1.4872 0.04739 234 152 50 32
299 Who cares? I'm just glad it came with orange juice and a side of bacon. 1.4866 0.04191 261 161 73 27
300 It's moot.The Supreme Court ruled they're the same thing. 1.4863 0.04299 255 159 68 28
301 Word on the street is that one of them crossed the road. 1.4861 0.04493 251 161 58 32
302 Just put it on a hallway chalkboard at MIT 1.4852 0.04578 237 151 57 29
303 He overthinks it… do you want chicken salad or egg salad for lunch? 1.4847 0.04573 229 144 59 26
304 Should we go grab a drink? He might be here a while. 1.4835 0.04391 242 151 65 26
305 We're thinking it may be a non-binary problem... 1.4831 0.04391 236 146 66 24
306 It may be too eggistential. 1.4831 0.04432 236 147 64 25
307 Who cares which came first? I say let's just eat them both. 1.4828 0.04488 232 145 62 25
308 We don’t ask Elon about his “process”. 1.4811 0.05147 185 118 45 22
309 We're having a hard time coming up with a chronology. 1.4807 0.04305 233 142 70 21
310 We suspect fowl play was involved 1.4803 0.04777 229 150 48 31
311 All I asked him is what he wants for breakfast. 1.4798 0.04792 223 145 49 29
312 I told him if his company solves it, we'll invest. 1.4798 0.04532 223 139 61 23
313 It's back with the Cold Case division because some of the evidence got scrambled. 1.4796 0.04651 221 140 56 25
314 We think we can get one of the suspects to crack under pressure. 1.4796 0.04424 221 135 66 20
315 We've made progress. We've narrowed it down to two. 1.4796 0.04427 196 115 68 13
316 It’s a two-year government grant. 1.4788 0.04307 236 145 69 22
317 Actually it was the Rooster…., 1.4777 0.04474 247 159 58 30
318 He should orer one of each from Amazon and see which comes first. 1.4777 0.05020 224 152 37 35
319 Okay, let's turn up the heat, see who cracks first. 1.4773 0.04754 220 142 51 27
320 We're going to crack this one. 1.4764 0.04714 233 153 49 31
321 We've nearly cracked it. 1.4753 0.04748 223 145 50 28
322 Bring in the chicken for questioning. 1.4751 0.04694 221 142 53 26
323 82% of antivaxers on Facebook said chickens are a government hoax and their eggs contain microchips that turns people into socialists. 1.4751 0.04737 221 143 51 27
324 It’s about time someone figured this out. 1.4749 0.04498 219 136 62 21
325 Police suspect Fowl play. 1.4747 0.04713 217 139 53 25
326 He's been working on the problem for weeks, and he's finally narrowed it down to two choices. 1.4742 0.04541 213 132 61 20
327 The evidence seems to point across the road. 1.4742 0.04541 213 132 61 20
328 We're still trying to establish a time-line. 1.4739 0.04669 211 133 56 22
329 On the other hand, I'm glad we were awarded the grant. 1.4737 0.04586 228 146 56 26
330 He's exploring non-binary options. 1.4737 0.04586 228 146 56 26
331 He asked me where the cock fit in. Am I being sexually harassed? 1.4732 0.04857 224 149 44 31
332 Do you want to tell him that's a rooster? 1.4732 0.04559 224 142 58 24
333 The data shows that which comes first all depends on whether one wants breakfast or dinner. 1.4726 0.04536 237 153 56 28
334 We switch them around every morning at 3 a.m. 1.4720 0.04668 214 136 55 23
335 He's discovered the connection to Kevin Bacon. 1.4720 0.04476 214 132 63 19
336 Should you or I tell him management has decided to stop funding this project? 1.4717 0.04406 212 129 66 17
337 Do we tell him? 1.4717 0.04700 212 135 54 23
338 So, he got the grant... 1.4714 0.04922 210 138 45 27
339 This one’s hard to crack 1.4714 0.04733 210 134 53 23
340 How much is this consulting contract costing us? 1.4709 0.04393 223 138 65 20
341 He's just an English muffin away from a breakthrough 1.4703 0.04388 236 149 63 24
342 He cracked it! 1.4698 0.04401 232 146 63 23
343 That guy really needs to get laid. 1.4692 0.04904 211 139 45 27
344 You’re kidding, we got a grant for this? 1.4689 0.04449 209 128 64 17
345 If he gets this right, ask him why the chicken crossed the road. 1.4685 0.06376 111 70 30 11
346 It’s a tough problem, but he thinks he can crack it. 1.4683 0.04817 205 132 50 23
347 He's been like this ever since he went vegan ... 1.4677 0.04891 186 117 51 18
348 Last week he was working on a formula to determine what bears do in the woods. 1.4676 0.04727 216 140 51 25
349 This is my first philosophy conference. And you? 1.4670 0.04603 212 134 57 21
350 It keeps him from calling staff meetings. 1.4663 0.04814 208 135 49 24
351 We should have given this to marketing instead of engineering. 1.4657 0.04933 204 134 45 25
352 No, he's not trying to solve the eternal conundrum...he's trying to decide what to have for dinner tonight. 1.4657 0.04577 204 127 59 18
353 I just asked chicken salad or egg salad. 1.4653 0.04869 202 131 48 23
354 I tried to tell him it was just a grocery list. 1.4651 0.04603 215 137 56 22
355 It’s a tough case, but he’s the best forensic philosopher in the city. 1.4650 0.04642 200 124 57 18
356 It said Decisive on his resume. 1.4650 0.04696 200 126 55 19
357 Bob says he’ll crack this one before breakfast. 1.4650 0.05056 200 133 41 26
358 Please be patient. The new ones always think they're onto something. 1.4649 0.04498 228 146 58 24
359 No, adding a rooster would only complicate things. 1.4645 0.04809 211 138 48 25
360 We know they're connected, we're just not sure how. 1.4643 0.04557 224 144 56 24
361 Should I tell him it's an art exhibit? 1.4638 0.04732 207 132 52 22
362 If you think this is bad, you should've seen his chart for why it crossed the road. 1.4636 0.04662 220 143 52 25
363 He’s a quantum physicist and says they both came first… 1.4634 0.04715 205 131 53 21
364 After this, we’ll find out why she crossed the road. 1.4634 0.04865 205 134 47 24
365 He’s sure there’s a third possibility 1.4629 0.04440 229 146 60 23
366 He says there’s a timeline issue. 1.4627 0.04460 201 123 63 15
367 Have we at least figured out why he crossed the road? 1.4626 0.04570 214 136 57 21
368 Yeah, well, he's the CEO's son. Need I say more? 1.4623 0.04870 199 129 48 22
369 Whoever can answer it will be the next host of Jeopardy. 1.4619 0.04800 197 126 51 20
370 funny thing! the chimp figured it out in 10 minutes 1.4619 0.04959 197 129 45 23
371 We have strong indications that this case may actually crack itself. 1.4619 0.04959 197 129 45 23
372 After this, we’ll be working on that woodchuck chucking thing. 1.4619 0.04682 210 135 53 22
373 Perhaps we should start the boss’s son on something more linear. 1.4619 0.04533 210 132 59 19
374 We never know if he's working our research or his daughter's science project. 1.4612 0.04438 206 127 63 16
375 This case will never be cracked 1.4600 0.04852 200 130 48 22
376 We may never figure out why she crossed the road that night. 1.4600 0.04694 200 127 54 19
377 He’s been at it for three days straight and still can’t find the seven differences. 1.4600 0.04799 200 129 50 21
378 I hear his next presentation will be about a tree falling in the forest. 1.4598 0.04421 224 142 61 21
379 I think we’ve narrowed it down to two options. 1.4597 0.04567 211 134 57 20
380 It’s not what you think. He’s just trying to decide between fried chicken and an omelette. 1.4592 0.04977 196 129 44 23
381 All of the evidence is in, they're both best fried. 1.4589 0.04876 207 137 45 25
382 They say he’s almost cracked it. 1.4588 0.04685 194 122 55 17
383 I think we can assume that the rooster came first... 1.4583 0.05000 192 126 44 22
384 He’s taking a novel approach - trying to figure out which came second. 1.4583 0.04776 192 122 52 18
385 Well, he said he'd like to begin with the case no one in the bureau has been able to crack till now. 1.4579 0.04695 190 119 55 16
386 Trust me, you dont want to get stuck behind him on the cafeteria line. 1.4579 0.04754 190 120 53 17
387 Its a timeline. I’m just not sure if we’re supposed to read it from left to right…or right to left? 1.4577 0.04676 201 128 54 19
388 We have reason to believe there is a clandestine organization that preceded both the chicken and the egg. 1.4574 0.04790 188 119 52 17
389 We know which came first, but we're still missing motive. 1.4573 0.04868 199 130 47 22
390 He says he's on the verge of cracking. 1.4571 0.04823 210 139 46 25
391 I much prefer this menu to the one at “Schrödinger’s Cacciatore”. 1.4569 0.04689 197 125 54 18
392 Please don't ask me which he put up first. 1.4564 0.04357 241 156 60 25
393 Det. Plutarch is obsessed with this particular cold case. 1.4564 0.04833 195 126 49 20
394 I hope he figures it out before our grant expires. 1.4560 0.04758 193 123 52 18
395 He’s applying a novel, “which came second” approach. 1.4560 0.04584 193 120 58 15
396 and you'll be assigned to the 'If a Tree Falls' case. 1.4555 0.05072 191 127 41 23
397 He thinks it’s connected to that crossing the road case. 1.4554 0.04178 213 129 71 13
398 Apparently the answer isn't 'to get to the other side'. 1.4550 0.05001 189 124 44 21
399 He’s come to the point where he decided that the egg laid the chicken. 1.4550 0.05001 189 124 44 21
400 It looks like he’s about to crack this one wide open. 1.4550 0.04528 200 125 59 16
401 Every time this case cracks wide open we seem to find ourselves right back where we started. 1.4545 0.04747 187 118 53 16
402 It's the task we give to the newbies we don't really like. 1.4545 0.04866 187 120 49 18
403 Until we can be certain about which came first, theories about why it crossed the road will have to wait. 1.4545 0.05097 187 124 41 22
404 Careful what you ask Steve, he's an engineer. 1.4545 0.04866 187 120 49 18
405 We have the audacity to ask the question “Which came second?” and then work backwards. 1.4541 0.04476 196 121 61 14
406 If you think this is bad you should try asking him the time. 1.4541 0.04904 185 119 48 18
407 He’s almost cracked it. 1.4537 0.04341 205 126 65 14
408 For people who don’t seem interested in science, we tell them it’s modern art. 1.4537 0.04608 205 131 55 19
409 Well the NSF just gave him another grant to keep working on it 1.4531 0.04887 192 125 47 20
410 We are trying to analyze if America is morally bankrupt because of Trump or if Trump was able to be morally bankrupt because of America. 1.4531 0.04831 192 124 49 19
411 He needed to move on from “why did Hillary lose in 2016?”… 1.4528 0.04741 212 140 48 24
412 At Primo Poultry we take our history very seriously. 1.4526 0.04511 190 117 60 13
413 I think the board came first. 1.4526 0.04867 190 123 48 19
414 I think he's close to cracking the case, sir. 1.4523 0.04542 199 125 58 16
415 He said it depends on how you define "first." 1.4523 0.04486 199 124 60 15
416 Well, it looks like I've won this week's "Stump the Intern" contest! 1.4508 0.04640 193 122 55 16
417 We give new employees this task, to see how long they will work on something without realizing it’s pointless. 1.4508 0.04867 193 126 47 20
418 Ugh...another man making decisions about a woman's body. 1.4503 0.05015 191 127 42 22
419 Another supply chain conundrum. 1.4503 0.04848 191 124 48 19
420 We give that problem to all interns. 1.4503 0.04848 191 124 48 19
421 I don’t have the heart to tell him that it’s just a metaphor. 1.4500 0.04810 180 114 51 15
422 I'd like to come first. 1.4500 0.05242 180 121 37 22
423 Most of these cases go unsolved after 72 hours. 1.4494 0.04782 178 112 52 14
424 You should see his diagram for the birds and the bees. 1.4486 0.05078 185 123 41 21
425 We haven't cracked it yet. 1.4486 0.05078 185 123 41 21
426 We’re just about to crack this case. 1.4486 0.04961 185 121 45 19
427 Forensics wants to sit on it for a while. 1.4486 0.04564 214 139 54 21
428 Now it depends on which cable news you watch. 1.4485 0.04679 194 124 53 17
429 Our next mission is to find out how much wood woodchuck could chuck. 1.4481 0.04816 183 117 50 16
430 Which came first: the flowchart or the bureaucrat? 1.4478 0.05857 134 88 32 14
431 The only logical explanation is an immaculate conception. 1.4475 0.04979 181 118 45 18
432 We decided that what comes first is breakfast. 1.4474 0.04807 190 123 49 18
433 Watch what you say. He's from the Texas Governor's office. 1.4470 0.04747 217 146 45 26
434 This project is good for years of government funding. 1.4469 0.05019 179 117 44 18
435 He thinks if we can go back to the origins, we can then answer why it crossed the road. 1.4469 0.04892 179 115 48 16
436 The studio is calling it a sequel, but marketing says it's a prequel." 1.4469 0.05322 179 122 34 23
437 This is where we stick all the scientists who don't believe in evolution. 1.4463 0.05367 177 121 33 23
438 He’s a Republican. He’ll never get the joke. 1.4457 0.05228 175 117 38 20
439 Should we tell him that eggs don't come from roosters? 1.4457 0.05291 175 118 36 21
440 I regret telling him to focus on solving our older cases 1.4457 0.05165 175 116 40 19
441 We just don't know, Len. We just don't know. 1.4457 0.04796 184 118 50 16
442 Everyone else chose their lunch order hours ago. 1.4456 0.04695 193 124 52 17
443 The last guy we had on the question reached retirement age last week. 1.4450 0.04729 191 123 51 17
444 Apparently it depends on whether you read from left or right. 1.4450 0.04901 191 126 45 20
445 I think establishing an accurate timeline will be critical to solving the case. 1.4444 0.04705 189 121 52 16
446 I’m tellin’ ya; this has "rooster" written all over it. 1.4444 0.04881 189 124 46 19
447 The question isn’t what came first, it’s when he’ll lose his sanity. 1.4444 0.04720 198 129 50 19
448 If he says 'motherclucker!' one more time, I'm writing him up. 1.4444 0.04807 180 115 50 15
449 After considerable forensic analysis, we've concluded there are only two possible answers. 1.4444 0.05119 180 120 40 20
450 I explicitly warned you not to make the question political. 1.4444 0.04720 198 129 50 19
451 „We have to get rid of him, he‘s getting too close“ 1.4439 0.04801 187 121 49 17
452 We lost a week on the lime and the coconut. 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
453 Our next project is to determine why it crossed the road. 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
454 Whatever you're paying him, it's way too much. 1.4428 0.04450 201 127 59 15
455 Once he’s answered this, we’ve just got ‘What existed before the Big Bang?’, then we’re done 1.4427 0.04825 192 126 47 19
456 It appears the clues have been scrambled. 1.4426 0.04875 183 119 47 17
457 Who’s on what came first. 1.4420 0.05097 181 121 40 20
458 The only possible scientific solution is the egg was made from the rib of the chicken. 1.4419 0.05164 172 114 40 18
459 Einstein over there says he’s narrowed it down to two possibilities” 1.4419 0.05030 172 112 44 16
460 His wife wishes he’d worry this much about her coming first. 1.4417 0.04837 206 139 43 24
461 It's a cold case. Frankly, we don't expect an answer anytime soon. 1.4412 0.04717 170 106 53 11
462 Good clue about the egg but it still doesn't get us closer to why the chicken crossed the road. 1.4412 0.05072 170 111 43 16
463 No, I asked you first. 1.4412 0.04933 170 109 47 14
464 Just Google it 1.4409 0.04877 186 122 46 18
465 It’s a tough case. We don’t know where to start. 1.4407 0.04795 177 113 50 14
466 After what they've done? They'll fry. 1.4402 0.05093 184 124 39 21
467 I have a rooster who knows things. Shall I call him? 1.4400 0.05097 175 116 41 18
468 He's still mad I figured out the one about crossing the road. 1.4400 0.04833 175 112 49 14
469 At this point, let's just assume they are BOTH high in Cholesterol. 1.4396 0.05134 182 123 38 21
470 He thinks he finally cracked it. 1.4396 0.05015 182 121 42 19
471 We just can't establish a motive - we don't even know why she crossed the road. 1.4396 0.04830 182 118 48 16
472 Maybe we should try looking at it from the other side of the road. 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
473 If anyone can figure it out, it's Kornacki. 1.4393 0.05205 173 116 38 19
474 He’s been staring at that board since a tree fell in the forest and no one heard 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
475 To be honest, we're not sure where to begin. 1.4392 0.04878 189 125 45 19
476 He's still working on establishing a timeline. 1.4389 0.04672 180 114 53 13
477 I think he may have finally cracked it! 1.4386 0.05117 171 113 41 17
478 Don't even mention "the road." 1.4386 0.05117 171 113 41 17
479 They decided to make it harder after the janitor solved the last one.” 1.4382 0.04640 178 112 54 12
480 He's got tenure, what do you want from me? 1.4382 0.05033 178 118 42 18
481 When I heard that management had hired an incubator, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.4379 0.05022 169 110 44 15
482 It’s been right there in front of us the whole time. 1.4379 0.04879 169 108 48 13
483 He says it was his quarantine hobby. 1.4379 0.05295 169 114 36 19
484 First he was fascinated by that cat that was alive and dead at the same time. 1.4372 0.04752 199 132 47 20
485 Together, these could be a real cereal killer 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
486 Have you questioned Ancestry.com?" 1.4371 0.05341 167 113 35 19
487 It seems no one had considered the Rooster option. 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
488 Bring Foghorn Leghorn in for questioning. 1.4371 0.05475 167 115 31 21
489 Its an eggsitential problem. 1.4368 0.04918 174 113 46 15
490 Haven’t heard a peep out of him. 1.4368 0.05051 174 115 42 17
491 Just after we cracked it, the message got scrambled. 1.4364 0.05179 165 109 40 16
492 I don’t care which came first, and I’m not sure how relevant this pitch is considering we sell office chairs” 1.4364 0.05389 165 112 34 19
493 No, really.....is being first of greater import than relevance ? 1.4364 0.05389 165 112 34 19
494 Any woman can tell you it ain't happening without the hen! 1.4360 0.05160 172 115 39 18
495 He can't decide who to bring in for questioning first. 1.4353 0.04712 170 107 52 11
496 When we dated he wasn't so concerned about who came first or if you came at all. 1.4352 0.05022 193 132 38 23
497 This one has the AI unit stumped. 1.4346 0.04894 191 128 43 20
498 God IS a person of interest. 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
499 I still say this is a case for the USDA, not the FBI." 1.4345 0.05111 168 111 41 16
500 You just *had* to hire the philosophy major 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
501 He switched from string theory. 1.4345 0.05248 168 113 37 18
502 Last week, he solved the road question. This one's a bit tougher. 1.4345 0.04969 168 109 45 14
503 We're looking at simplifying our menu. 1.4337 0.05294 166 112 36 18
504 Gen-Z employees struggle to understand flow charts 1.4337 0.04787 166 105 50 11
505 This should keep him off our backs for a while. 1.4335 0.04727 173 110 51 12
506 He thinks there's an answer. 1.4332 0.05028 187 127 39 21
507 Part of Elon’s interview process. 1.4330 0.04494 194 124 56 14
508 He heard Netflix pays big for Origin Stories 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
509 He’s discovered the connection between breakfast and dinner. 1.4327 0.04906 171 111 46 14
510 Next, he’ll solve the chicken + road problem 1.4327 0.05045 171 113 42 16
511 Good news, Brooks. Congress just approved another $100 million for your research. 1.4326 0.05092 178 120 39 19
512 He's gonna need a bigger hen. 1.4324 0.04890 185 123 44 18
513 Remember, the answer is whatever we convince the clients they want it to be. 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
514 Next I hope to sort out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.4321 0.05097 162 106 42 14
515 Who knew, the chicken and egg were in on it this whole time. 1.4321 0.04944 162 104 46 12
516 We're overthinking this. 1.4320 0.05017 169 111 43 15
517 I still think the question should be, which had motive. 1.4320 0.04577 169 105 55 9
518 We score them on how much time they actually spend trying to figure it out. 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
519 It’s the one case he could never crack. 1.4303 0.05029 165 108 43 14
520 That’ll keep him busy for awhile, let’s get dinner. 1.4302 0.05089 172 115 40 17
521 Its a prerequisite class to Chicken crossing the Road. 1.4302 0.04814 172 111 48 13
522 It’s all just eggsistential. 1.4294 0.05072 163 107 42 14
523 Oh that’s my dad. He stopped by unexpectedly so I pulled out the “take your child to work” display. 1.4294 0.05220 163 109 38 16
524 we think we finally found his motive for crossing the road 1.4294 0.04997 163 106 44 13
525 Any other suspects? 1.4294 0.05063 170 113 41 16
526 I’m telling you, everyone is focusing on the wrong question. 1.4293 0.04543 198 129 53 16
527 We always start newbies on a cold case. 1.4286 0.04962 161 104 45 12
528 After our funding for nuclear fusion was terminated, we decided to research more basic existential questions. 1.4286 0.04884 182 121 44 17
529 I hear he's already solved the if a tree falls in the forest question. 1.4286 0.04753 189 125 47 17
530 We’re establishing ‘who’ right now, as for ‘why,’ we’ll cross that road later. 1.4278 0.05024 187 128 38 21
531 We are literally back to the drawing board with this supply chain issue. 1.4278 0.05047 180 122 39 19
532 I don't care which one came first . I'm a vegan . 1.4277 0.05065 173 116 40 17
533 He thinks there might be a connection. 1.4277 0.04931 173 114 44 15
534 It's the new voter qualification test. 1.4277 0.05533 159 110 30 19
535 Ever since he found the beef he thinks he can solve them all. 1.4269 0.05108 171 115 39 17
536 Apparently the motive was to get to the other side. 1.4268 0.04973 164 107 44 13
537 It’s a cold case with new clues from Ancestry.com 1.4268 0.04973 164 107 44 13
538 He was let go from his last assignment--something about an unsolved road-crossing incident. 1.4268 0.04973 164 107 44 13
539 I think he's gonna crack this case wide open. 1.4263 0.04492 190 122 55 13
540 The main suspect is a rooster 1.4262 0.04801 183 121 46 16
541 The premise is half-baked, and the logic is scrambled. 1.4260 0.05082 169 113 40 16
542 You get to tell him to forget it. 1.4260 0.05082 169 113 40 16
543 Maybe the whiteboard came first? 1.4260 0.05151 169 114 38 17
544 He says he's about to crack it wide open. 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
545 They'll Fry for this 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
546 'I know we tell people to 'question everything', but this is getting ridiculous.' 1.4258 0.05333 155 103 36 15
547 And we still don’t know why she crossed the road. 1.4253 0.04909 174 115 44 15
548 I suspect he's over thinking. 1.4253 0.04976 174 116 42 16
549 He doesn’t know where to start. 1.4250 0.05212 160 107 38 15
550 He said he had an answer for everything 1.4250 0.05287 160 108 36 16
551 I'm not sure we should fund this one. 1.4248 0.04967 153 98 45 10
552 We figure the Farmer did it 1.4248 0.05221 153 101 39 13
553 Either way, they are both going to fry 1.4244 0.05216 172 118 35 19
554 We put the cart before the horse last week, so we’re trying something new. 1.4244 0.04809 172 111 47 13
555 But who's the dad? 1.4241 0.04772 191 128 45 18
556 No case is colder. 1.4241 0.05181 158 105 39 14
557 Turns out the egg was adopted. 1.4233 0.04992 163 107 43 13
558 He's been watching CSI:Philosophy 1.4231 0.05460 156 107 32 17
559 We have it narrowed down to two suspects 1.4224 0.05260 161 109 36 16
560 We think the chicken’s about to crack. 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
561 Just one question remains. 1.4220 0.04857 173 114 45 14
562 At this point it doesn't matter which came first, we just need to produce enough to justify the grant again. 1.4214 0.05455 159 110 31 18
563 Are you sure that these before and after pictures are in the right order? 1.4211 0.04753 171 111 48 12
564 He says he’s close. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
565 So far, we have two finalists. 1.4207 0.05260 164 112 35 17
566 We're having trouble establishing a timeline. 1.4204 0.05506 157 109 30 18
567 Brad tends to overanalyze his lunch options. 1.4204 0.05201 157 105 38 14
568 It’s a tough case--all our evidence is circumstantial and the rooster has flown the coop. 1.4200 0.05118 150 98 41 11
569 Last week, he recorded the sound of one hand clapping. 1.4194 0.04745 155 98 49 8
570 We still don't have a clue why the chicken crossed the road. 1.4189 0.05075 148 96 42 10
571 Three time national Rock, Paper, Scissors champ. He's got this. 1.4189 0.04890 148 94 46 8
572 The Uncrackable Case 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
573 Sometimes the question is more important than the answer. 1.4183 0.05214 153 102 38 13
574 Apparently, gestation plus maturation are just the right length to make poultry farming illegal in Texas. 1.4181 0.05225 177 124 32 21
575 If he says the pictures are backwards one more time 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
576 Harvard grad. 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
577 Head office sent him to fix our supply chain issues. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
578 Justin's a millennial. He says it's not important which one was first, as long as they both get a trophy. 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
579 When are we going to tell him the bulletin board came first? 1.4167 0.05434 168 119 28 21
580 Oh, we figured that out years ago. This is about who unfollowed who. 1.4167 0.04953 168 112 42 14
581 How is the search for the new Philosophy Chair coming along 1.4161 0.05254 161 110 35 16
582 He’s never gotten over trying to figure out “Who’s on first?”. 1.4161 0.04950 161 106 43 12
583 Who was here first, you or him? 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
584 Speaking of which, last night I did. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
585 Corporate wants a definite answer by this afternoon. 1.4156 0.05427 154 106 32 16
586 It’s been four weeks and all he’s come up with is, “Well, one definitely came first.” 1.4156 0.05427 154 106 32 16
587 He solves this and we are one step closer to why the chicken crossed the road. 1.4152 0.05296 171 120 31 20
588 Theo's either working on a coherentist epistemic justification to an infinite regress causality dilemma, or he skipped breakfast again. 1.4151 0.05449 159 111 30 18
589 Either way, we're looking at a cereal killer. 1.4151 0.05226 159 108 36 15
590 He thinks he may have identified Humpty Dumpty's mother. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
591 Shall we tell him it's a rooster? 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
592 What do you mean by "both," Dr. Schrödinger? 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
593 Actually, it's the size of the egg that has us stumped. 1.4146 0.04886 164 108 44 12
594 That should keep him out of our hair for a while. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
595 I think we should bring in the farmer.” 1.4145 0.05065 152 100 41 11
596 Should we tell him? 1.4145 0.05398 152 104 33 15
597 We don't have to solve it, we just have to convince investors we _could_ solve it. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
598 This is what was sent to the chicken when it registered on ancestor.com 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
599 Don't expect a quick answer - he's still trying to figure out why it crossed the road. 1.4140 0.05115 157 105 39 13
600 The problem is the supply chain. 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
601 It came up in a Zoom meeting and he can't let it go. 1.4138 0.05233 145 96 38 11
602 So you’re saying there was a second chicken…? 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
603 Maybe we’ve gone too far with ‘back to basics.’ 1.4136 0.04926 162 107 43 12
604 It's not so much which came first. The issue is why they were both on the same side of the road. 1.4136 0.05444 162 114 29 19
605 It depends whether you read it in Hebrew or English 1.4133 0.04932 150 97 44 9
606 How do we break it to him that it’s the egg? 1.4130 0.04953 184 127 38 19
607 Sir, we are still working on the time line. 1.4129 0.04996 155 102 42 11
608 We need a fresh, vegan pair of eyes. 1.4129 0.04911 155 101 44 10
609 Has he figured out you stole his blazer? 1.4126 0.05282 143 95 37 11
610 It’s not even the worst research grant I’ve ever seen them approve. 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
611 He said, "God only knows." 1.4118 0.05115 170 117 36 17
612 So the chicken rolls over and lights up a cigarette. I guess that answers that question. 1.4118 0.05449 153 106 31 16
613 There are very fine arguments on both sides. 1.4118 0.04866 153 99 45 9
614 The DNA evidence is going to crack this case wide open. 1.4118 0.05250 170 119 32 19
615 Turns out, a series of lengthy meetings came first. 1.4114 0.05246 158 108 35 15
616 Regardless of which came first, we can genetically modify it. 1.4113 0.05427 141 95 34 12
617 I've seen this break better agents than Bob. 1.4110 0.05020 146 95 42 9
618 I tried to tell him it was the rooster. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
619 We can’t establish a timeline. 1.4103 0.04887 156 102 44 10
620 When you said, “Hire more philosophy majors”, I thought you were serious. 1.4103 0.04971 156 103 42 11
621 I'm just saying, coming first isn't the compliment you think it is. 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
622 It's a mother clucking mystery to me. 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
623 Poor Bill told the boss he wasn't feeling challenged enough at work. 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
624 It’s a way to keep the overthinkers at bay. 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
625 He thinks the egg should be on the left. 1.4096 0.05203 166 115 34 17
626 I'll bet he hears trees falling in empty forests, too. 1.4094 0.05472 149 103 31 15
627 My friend here is a Creationist, so this puzzles him. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
628 My research seeks to explain how the chicken could have laid such a large egg without an epidural. 1.4091 0.05575 154 109 27 18
629 Giving detectives tenure was a terrible idea. 1.4091 0.05098 154 103 39 12
630 Don't mention dinosaurs. 1.4088 0.04655 159 102 49 8
631 We’re also working on why it crossed the road in conference room B. 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
632 He's determined to crack it 1.4080 0.04683 174 115 47 12
633 He can't figure out where to begin. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
634 It’s actually the new, simplified Facebook privacy policy… 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
635 I've had it with these poster sessions. It's the same questions, over and over again.... 1.4074 0.04919 162 108 42 12
636 He's trying to backdoor the Schrodinger's Cat conundrum. 1.4074 0.04919 162 108 41 12
637 “If you’re pro-life the egg always comes first.” 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
638 We've gotten it narrowed down, sir. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
639 Detective Smith is still working out the sequence of events. 1.4069 0.05664 145 102 27 16
640 This feels like a bad use of government spending. 1.4067 0.05103 150 100 39 11
641 Just trying to establish a timeline." 1.4067 0.05359 150 103 33 14
642 Do you think he'll be able to crack it? 1.4067 0.05359 150 103 33 14
643 Well, I wouldn’t bet on it - last time he put the cart before the horse…. 1.4067 0.05524 150 105 29 16
644 The causality dilemma is not so much of a problem in quantum physics, where both can come first. 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 35 13
645 It claims that the chicken is just the egg's way of making more eggs. 1.4065 0.04903 155 102 43 10
646 Once we've cracked this one we can figure out why she crossed the road. 1.4061 0.04931 165 110 41 13
647 It depends. In America we read it left to right 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
648 Yes, but is it art? 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
649 We've got it narrowed down to two, anyway. 1.4058 0.05599 138 95 30 13
650 The menus at these hipster restaurants are really getting out of hand 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
651 He's an engineer. He has to have it explained to him. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
652 Shouldn't we be focusing on which came last? 1.4056 0.05807 143 102 24 17
653 Since he solved the mystery of the toilet paper roll, he's been looking for a new challenge. 1.4056 0.04574 180 119 49 12
654 It's for his master's thesis: 'Reverse Engineering the Omelet.' 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
655 The Commissioner wants to clean out the cold cases. 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
656 Yes but then we will finally be able to avoid religious creation theory in our curriculum! 1.4054 0.05149 148 99 38 11
657 So are you going to the “Do Stairs Go Up or Down?’ conference next weekend? 1.4052 0.05521 153 108 28 17
658 He’s been really been cooped up lately 1.4044 0.05847 136 96 25 15
659 Gender usually determines who comes first. 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
660 Maybe we should be thinking about which came second instead? 1.4044 0.04937 136 87 43 6
661 When he started staring, they were both eggs. 1.4043 0.05780 141 100 25 16
662 We're hoping the rooster has something useful. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
663 Beats me. The clues are all scrambled. 1.4041 0.05104 146 97 39 10
664 It was just a rhetorical question when I asked at this morning’s meeting. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
665 Wait until he hears about the road. 1.4040 0.05573 151 107 27 17
666 I think that the rooster came first. 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
667 It is a timeless unsolved case, but Rog thinks he can crack it 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
668 What comes next? 1.4029 0.05178 139 92 38 9
669 I meant it as a rhetorical question, but now I'm genuinely interested in seeing where this goes... 1.4029 0.04973 139 90 42 7
670 Odds are the rooster came first. 1.4027 0.05546 149 105 28 16
671 We were so close to having an answer, but we ran out of funding 1.4027 0.05380 149 103 32 14
672 The question is not who killed—but rather—who killed first? 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
673 Keep him at it ... we don't want him on our team, and you don't want him on yours. 1.4015 0.05623 137 95 29 13
674 Should we tell him it’s an uncrackable case? 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
675 It's pretty clear it was the chicken, now all we're missing is a motive 1.4015 0.05718 137 96 27 14
676 First time back at the office and we are still working on the same project. 1.4014 0.05480 142 98 31 13
677 We need to come up with an easier quiz for potential new hires. 1.4014 0.04696 147 94 47 6
678 My next display begs the question “Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?” 1.4013 0.05135 152 103 37 12
679 Some people just refuse to move on 1.4013 0.05049 152 102 39 11
680 Johnson, Garcia.....I might be on to something. Do either of you have a coin? 1.4000 0.04930 175 121 38 16
681 How about we go back to my place and see who comes first. 1.4000 0.05516 150 106 28 16
682 I can't help but think that this is some sort of shell game 1.4000 0.04895 155 103 42 10
683 I haven’t even mentioned the “cross the road” part to him yet. 1.4000 0.05534 140 97 30 13
684 I already scrambled it. 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
685 At least it’s better than last week’s meeting about the sound of one hand clapping. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
686 We need to rethink our breakfast menu design. 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
687 Are you gonna tell him, or should I? 1.3986 0.05265 143 97 35 11
688 We're really, really close. Get us another 30 mil, and I'm sure we'll get you an answer. 1.3986 0.05799 143 103 23 17
689 At this point, does it really matter? 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
690 They both want out of the debate. 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
691 We brought in a sequencer. 1.3986 0.05198 138 92 37 9
692 It was laid by a dinosaur. 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
693 It was the egg, he finally cracked under pressure. 1.3985 0.05330 133 89 35 9
694 We sell chicken,and he's a consultant, so of course the answer will be "chicken" 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
695 Maybe we should be asking what came last? 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
696 He just reopened the chicken-egg investigation. A new witness testimony came in from some guy, goes by the name “Rooster”. 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
697 He claims to be close to a solution. 1.3971 0.05036 136 89 40 7
698 Yes, after his breakthrough on why the chicken crossed the road, we knew he was the right guy for this job. 1.3971 0.05350 136 92 34 10
699 If Steve Kornacki can't call this one right, nobody can! 1.3962 0.05049 159 109 37 13
700 This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I signed up for the Cold Cases Division. 1.3960 0.05023 149 100 39 10
701 Why did you put the chicken first? 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
702 He says he won't tackle the "road" problem until this is soloved. 1.3958 0.05418 144 100 31 13
703 Let's assume he does come up with the answer. How do we monetize that? 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
704 Yes, both of these have been in Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina. 1.3957 0.06008 139 102 19 18
705 My research shows that the chicken came first to cross the road to get her egg that rolled to the other side. 1.3955 0.05994 134 97 21 16
706 This is the last time we put him in charge of getting breakfast. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
707 We're trying to craft an origin story for all our breakfast menu items. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
708 No, Steve is trying to decide what we are having for dinner. 1.3953 0.05763 129 90 27 12
709 He’s pretty sure the rooster came first. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
710 We're struggling to establish the timeline 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
711 Typically men don’t relate to the question as easily. 1.3946 0.05423 147 103 30 14
712 One can no longer refer to the chicken as such, so we now say, “Which came first, they/them or the egg?” 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
713 The chicken already confessed but he's not buying it. 1.3944 0.05092 142 95 38 9
714 He knows which came first. He's just not sure which direction they came from. 1.3942 0.05517 137 95 30 12
715 Not who came first, who's on first 1.3939 0.05242 132 88 36 8
716 He'll never get it he's still working on why'd the chicken cross the road. 1.3939 0.05563 132 91 30 11
717 The suspect is being incubated as we speak. 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
718 Still think this is the replacement for the SAT we've been looking for? 1.3937 0.05495 127 86 32 9
719 It's really his daughter's homework. 1.3937 0.05932 127 90 24 13
720 There’s no chance we win best scientific poster. This judge is from Texas. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
721 It’s the age-old question, which comes first, meetings or the idiots who lead them? 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
722 We're stumped so we're calling in Darwin. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
723 we just can't agree on the chronology of events. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
724 Personally, I'm in the 'egg' camp, and I''ve cut my ties with 'chicken' people. 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
725 I wonder if he knows that's my sons science fair and not today's agenda 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
726 ‘The victim was last seen trying to get to the other side.’ 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
727 I forgot the picture of the road. 1.3923 0.05405 130 88 33 9
728 He certainly wasn't interested in finding out the answer to that last night 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
729 It's the first thing we ask new applicants here at Google. 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
730 WELL, THEY SAID THIS CONFERENCE WOULD DEAL WITH SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS 1.3916 0.05529 143 101 28 14
731 There is no way that egg came first. 1.3916 0.04817 166 113 41 12
732 The investigation is evolving. 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
733 Someone’s been overthinking their breakfast order again. 1.3913 0.05187 138 93 36 9
734 Let’s just get lunch now, he’s probably going to be a while 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
735 Maybe we shouldn't have hired a philosophy major to run KFC's new hire orientation. 1.3910 0.05927 133 96 22 15
736 Wait until you see the "Crossing the Road" chart. 1.3910 0.05731 133 94 26 13
737 Dave took data farming a bit too literally 1.3906 0.05111 128 84 38 6
738 Turns out the rooster came before the chicken and the egg. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
739 The one thing that didn’t come first is me giving a damn. 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
740 I’m thinking a coin flip and we’re out of here in ten minutes. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
741 Last week the egg was winning but it could still go either way! 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
742 Well,all I can say is that working from home had me questioning a few things. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
743 I’m just saying Todd, maybe it could be me once in a while 1.3901 0.05850 141 103 21 17
744 Never mind which. The real question is why. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
745 Is this some kind of a yolk? 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
746 Alexa doesn't seem to know".. 1.3897 0.05637 136 96 27 13
747 Solving this gets him a promotion to the 'Why is Yawning Contagious?' group. 1.3893 0.05690 131 92 27 12
748 The cases are definitely related. We just can't figure out which one came first. 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
749 Tell him roosters don't lay eggs. 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
750 I can’t wait, next week we are discussing why the chicken crossed the road 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
751 Domestic dispute, turns out to be a mother and child thing gone bad. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
752 With the current political climate, the question is reopened. 1.3889 0.05225 144 99 34 11
753 When he completes his 'which came first' analysis, we are moving onto 'motivations for road crossings' theories. 1.3889 0.05517 126 86 31 9
754 I always start my new interns here. Keeps them busy for a few days so I can get some work done. 1.3889 0.05517 126 86 31 9
755 He once solved the half-empty, half-full dilemma. 1.3889 0.05585 144 103 26 15
756 I think what's important is that we're trying. 1.3881 0.05495 134 93 30 11
757 It's the latest FBI pre-employment test. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
758 Have we tried talking to the Chickens parents? 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
759 We asked him to reverse engineer the process,but he seems stuck. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
760 Next time, let's just order lunch for him. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
761 He insists there’s an actionable algorithm in there somewhere. 1.3878 0.05149 147 101 35 11
762 He’s not even in that deep… he’s still trying to figure out which one got pinned to the board first. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
763 He said he wanted to solve a cold case. 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
764 It's the lunch menu. 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
765 We realized we were asking the wrong question. First we must establish why they crossed the road. 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
766 This has legs -- why the chicken crossed the road could drive Season 2. 1.3871 0.05692 124 86 28 10
767 What do you mean the rooster's lawyered up?! 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
768 It wasn’t the chicken, and it wasn’t the egg. It was the rooster. 1.3871 0.05692 124 86 28 10
769 Why doesn't he just Google it? 1.3871 0.04953 124 80 40 4
770 He's working on a cold case 1.3869 0.04996 137 91 39 7
771 What we need is a solid lead to crack this case. 1.3864 0.05230 132 89 35 8
772 I don't know how, but the egg did it. 1.3864 0.05230 132 89 35 8
773 It's worth a shot. He did solve the gold or blue dress. 1.3864 0.05339 132 90 33 9
774 He's still having trouble with the chronology of events. 1.3864 0.05230 132 89 35 8
775 It’s a cold case, but Captain Sanders sees it as his path to promotion . 1.3862 0.05377 145 102 30 13
776 We haven't even gotten to why the chicken crossed the road. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
777 I asked him for his sandwich order an hour ago. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
778 The first question is...Science Fair or Philosophy Forum? 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
779 It keeps him busy and out of the corporate meetings. 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
780 Clearly, the story has prequel 1.3858 0.05367 127 86 33 8
781 These are our two prime suspects, and we think they may be working together. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
782 No, that part was easy -- we're working on why the egg was found across the road. 1.3852 0.06316 122 90 17 15
783 This count as billable hours, yeah? 1.3852 0.05515 122 83 31 8
784 OK, we're next. Act like you know what it means. 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
785 So why does he suspect fowl play? 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
786 The yolk has an airtight alibi. 1.3852 0.05150 135 91 36 8
787 And this is why no one has yet solved the climate crisis 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
788 We'd be further along in our research if we hadn't been distracted by that crossing-the-road business. 1.3851 0.05143 161 114 32 15
789 Henry's innovative theory of simultaneous creation might ruffle some feathers. 1.3846 0.05519 143 102 27 14
790 I don't think he is the philosophy teacher we are looking for. 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
791 You've heard of mansplaining; we call this eggsplaining. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
792 Tracing the origins of the coop d'état was proving more difficult than anticipated. 1.3846 0.05244 143 99 33 11
793 Just promise me you won’t ask him why it crossed the road. 1.3841 0.05664 138 99 25 14
794 He says he needs six more months. 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
795 Apparently, this is the key to single payer health care. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
796 It’s the final question prospective employees must answer in our selection process. 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
797 We can't can't answer why it crossed the road until we figure out which came first 1.3840 0.05422 125 85 32 8
798 The egg was the last to see the chicken alive. 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
799 He keeps going ova and ova and ova it. Oy vey. 1.3835 0.05307 133 91 33 9
800 He came up with a brilliant solution. Do you have a coin? 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
801 We need a timeline. 1.3833 0.05317 120 80 34 6
802 Don is wasting too much time on these cold cases. 1.3830 0.05099 141 96 36 9
803 Do I have to explain everything to you? 1.3828 0.05776 128 91 25 12
804 We're hoping your new phylogenetic techniques will finally crack open this cold case. 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
805 Oh, that's Sergeant MacDonald, he's obsessed with that old cold case. 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
806 Can’t we just call it a tie? 1.3828 0.04975 128 84 39 5
807 We’ll cross that road when we get to it, Brad. 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
808 I think we're about to crack this. 1.3824 0.05119 136 92 36 8
809 We’ve narrowed it down to two suspects. 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
810 If he cracks this one, how do we monetize it? 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
811 He says he's just about to crack it. 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
812 Not conclusive so we've decided to interview another 42 eggs. 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
813 Maybe we should be asking what came second? 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
814 Evidence is scrambled, but I suspect fowl play. 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
815 relative to the initial crossing of the road, sir … we’ve been successful in determining the chicken’s motive. However, as to the other major question, so far, we’ve been unable to …no pun intended …crack the case 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
816 Then why were feathers found at the crime scene? 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
817 This could have been a Zoom meeting. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
818 No, it's not that. He just can't decide between chicken salad or egg salad. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
819 I am not sure what came first: Martha leaving him or his unhealthy obsession with this project. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
820 Simply put, the larger the original egg, the less likely it was laid. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
821 I think it was an inside job. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
822 All we know is the bird died trying to lay that egg. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
823 We might need to push the 2 o'clock back a bit 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 28 11
824 If hens were male, we wouldn't have this controversy. 1.3802 0.06014 121 87 22 12
825 Never ask a grad student to make breakfast. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
826 Which came first, the academic conference or the pointless research questions? 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
827 We are gonna need a few more eggheads. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
828 Always the pragmatist, he's changed the quandary from 'which came first' to 'chicken or egg salad sandwich for lunch'" 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
829 He's great with quantum physics but struggles deciding what to have for lunch. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
830 but which came first? the post it or the bulletin board? 1.3798 0.05413 129 89 31 9
831 He started on “Why did the chicken cross the road” but needed a deeper understanding of the motivation. 1.3796 0.05194 137 94 34 9
832 Just call it "the egg" and let's go for coffee. 1.3793 0.04997 145 99 37 9
833 The rooster did it. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
834 Ask him why it crossed the road 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
835 I think the rooster did it. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
836 The age old question…where should we go for lunch? 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
837 He's caught in a Hatch-22. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
838 So far, the roosters have all denied paternity 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
839 Why don't we just ask Siri? 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
840 He can’t decide where to start 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
841 We're charting a breakthrough in our understanding of cause-&-effect. 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
842 I'm so sick of this that I called Amazon and ordered an egg and a chicken. I'll let you know. 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
843 Corporate sent the evolutionary expert. 1.3782 0.05597 119 82 29 8
844 And don't even get him started on why it crossed the road. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
845 The only prints next to the body are theirs, but we can’t tell who came first. 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
846 how much longer do we have to ask ourselves the question of whether we are asking the right questions? 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
847 Yeah, he's the guy that figured out 'How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?'' 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
848 He'll never figure it out, he's vegan. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
849 His performance on the road crossing question may have given us false hope. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
850 It's one of a clutch of cold cases we're trying to crack. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
851 It's a test we give to all our new hires. Withstanding hypothetical tautologies correlates strongly with being successfully micromanaged. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
852 He just keeps saying 'first things first' . 1.3768 0.04736 138 91 42 5
853 This is better than our prior screening test: distinguishing one’s ass from one’s elbow. 1.3761 0.06276 117 86 18 13
854 He's trying to figure out which came second. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
855 The perp will get fried either way. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
856 I can't decide whether to egg him on before he chickens out 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
857 "According to our survey the majority of democrats say the egg and the majority of republicans say the chicken." 1.3759 0.05185 133 91 34 8
858 He’s a jurist in Texas. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
859 It's really not complicated. You know dinosaurs had eggs long before there were chickens, right? 1.3759 0.05653 141 103 23 15
860 Each question the cadet faces is harder that the last. Next up is: Why is Kim Kardashian famous? 1.3750 0.05805 120 85 25 10
861 I know, I can't believe we got a grant for this, either. 1.3750 0.05614 136 98 25 13
862 Yes, we get paid by the hour. 1.3750 0.05925 120 86 23 11
863 Results are inconclusive, so we just submitted a grant application for more funding 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
864 The question is, does the pre-hatched egg have any rights? 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
865 Attendees were getting bored with our ‘you are here’ signs—so we made ‘here’ a bit more philosophical. 1.3750 0.05656 128 91 26 11
866 '' Does he know we know that he doesn't know? " 1.3750 0.05320 128 88 32 8
867 Let’s call them in for questioning, and see who cracks first. 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
868 The latest polling suggests that the country has become divided on the chicken-egg problem as well,sir. 1.3740 0.05006 131 88 37 6
869 Two protochickens walk into a bar 1.3740 0.05006 131 88 37 6
870 So, the chicken did come first. But, why did it cross the road? 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
871 Do you think putting him on this right after the Schrödinger case was a great idea? 1.3740 0.06043 123 90 20 13
872 Personally, I don't give a 'cluck' about it. 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
873 He's Gen Z. He doesn't understand the connection. 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
874 I can’t wait to rotate off the cold-case team! 1.3740 0.05214 123 83 34 6
875 He says it's going to take a few more weeks of incubation to crack it 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
876 Which came first: push pins or sticky notes? 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
877 It's named "Genesis and Exodus." 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
878 Wanna have sex? 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
879 The second level is Escher 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
880 Don't egg him on John 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
881 It all fits, I just can't make sense of the timeline. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
882 I think we should just order takeout. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
883 We had it the other way, but the boss made us put it back. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
884 Because this is what Senator Rand calls important research. 1.3731 0.05154 134 92 34 8
885 Luckily, our government funding doesn’t run out for many years. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
886 It's looking like the mother and daughter were in on it together. 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
887 I don't think he'll ever crack it. 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
888 Your saying a 5th grader has solved it? 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
889 It keeps the interns out of our hair. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
890 Research is going well, except in Texas where an egg has more rights than you or I. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
891 There’s reason for optimism. He’s already figured out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
892 He’s trying to make sure he has all the information before getting a COVID vaccine. 1.3729 0.05993 118 85 22 11
893 You need to get past either-or thinking. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
894 So…do you wanna have sex? 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
895 It's called The Kentucky Paradox. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
896 He’s on loan from the 13th precinct to help us establish a timeline, but he seems a little stuck. 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
897 He's been staring at this for hours. I think he's waiting for the egg to hatch or the chicken to lay one to decide which came first... 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
898 Lots of opinions, no facts. 1.3719 0.05266 121 82 33 6
899 The goal of my research is simply to lay out the question. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
900 I was originally scheduled to give an oral presentation but got bumped down to a poster when they needed the slot for the Cart Before the Horse symposium 1.3719 0.05266 121 82 33 6
901 At least he shut up about the woodchuck. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
902 I quit. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
903 He thinks he's cracked the case. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
904 Did he paint the egg first or the chicken? 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
905 Wanna get a burger? 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
906 We had to call in the egg heads for this case 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
907 Next he'll try to solve why it crossed the road. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
908 His ability to stay completely focused on meaningless information makes him perfect for accounting. 1.3707 0.06187 116 85 19 12
909 Umm, I think you got it backwards... 1.3707 0.05127 116 77 35 4
910 He keeps muttering, 'Where's the bacon?' 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
911 He does this everytime we order lunch 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
912 Just wait til he finds out about cryptocurrency. 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
913 It's all wrong. The egg should be on the left side and the chicken on the right side." 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
914 This is a tough case to unscramble. 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
915 In our case, the cartoon came before the caption. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
916 He's getting close. He already figured out why it crossed the road. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
917 I told him - just flip a coin. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
918 I'm just messing with his mind. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
919 He’s been working from home for longer than most. 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
920 Enough with the puns. We aren't winging it, our board isn't scrambled, and we aren't cracking the case. Just enough. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
921 Both have alibis but their timelines are shaky. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
922 Scientists have already figured out which came first. Scott just wants to “come to his own conclusion” 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
923 It all started when he started mansplaining the term 'paradox' to me. 1.3694 0.06390 111 82 17 12
924 It’s a brilliant hypothesis, but I think you’ll need more data to get it published. 1.3684 0.05325 114 77 32 5
925 I would have mentioned the egg is not to scale. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
926 What if we start thinking about it in terms of who came last? 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
927 He just got out of diversity training. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
928 We’ve narrowed it down to either the chicken or the egg. 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
929 They could both be in some very hot water. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
930 His work suggests an unhealthy obsession with being first. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
931 But can we prove it in court? 1.3680 0.05271 125 86 32 7
932 We absolutely need to get HIM laid.... 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
933 He claims the question is a shell game. 1.3680 0.05271 125 86 32 7
934 We think the egg will appeal to younger audiences. 1.3680 0.04891 125 83 38 4
935 This is the toughest case since the Dumpty incident 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
936 He can't decide if he wants chicken salad or egg salad for lunch. 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
937 It all depends on which suspect cracks first. 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
938 Maybe we should rephrase the question. "Which came second?" 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
939 This will revolutionize the frittata as we know it. 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
940 Everyone always ask "which came first," but has anyone ever asked "why... Mike is still here after we fired him last month?" 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
941 There's a bottleneck at the first station of the History of Meringue. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
942 We have two suspects. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
943 No, he's just trying to decide which kind of sandwich he wants for lunch. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
944 It's down to two suspects, lieutenant. We're just working on the time-line. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
945 Well, Mulder, we've been demoted to the 'Eggs Files'. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
946 He’s trying to come up with a caption for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
947 First things first, I assume. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
948 I tried to tell him the Magritte exhibit is across the street but he won’t leave 1.3667 0.05284 120 82 32 6
949 After we published our findings on the 'road cross' problem, we received a grant to investigate this 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
950 His theory is that neither the chicken nor the egg came first. It was the rooster. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
951 We need a new caterer. 1.3662 0.05518 142 104 24 14
952 For sure the egg didn't cross the road. 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
953 We've got our top paradox guy on it. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
954 Is this legal in Texas? 1.3661 0.06711 112 86 11 15
955 They're both suspects, but we're not sure who to interrogate first. 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
956 He thinks he's about to crack the case. 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
957 That'll keep him busy for a while. Let's get some breakfast, for some reason I'm hungry. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
958 The DA says he doesn't care which came first, they're both gonna fry! 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
959 I heard there was a second chicken in the grassy meadow. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
960 It's about time his parents had that talk with him. 1.3652 0.06216 115 85 18 12
961 Should we lay him off or egg him on? 1.3651 0.05812 126 92 22 12
962 We'll, I can tell you who didn't come first. 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
963 I asked him what he wanted for lunch last week, he's been standing there ever since. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
964 He just keeps muttering, "fowl play." 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
965 We were deadlocked on Zoom, so I thought coming into the office would help. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
966 I needed to call in expert help because I was just going around in circles with this case. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
967 What if we tried figuring out which one came last?" 1.3643 0.05496 129 92 27 10
968 He'll crack this puzzle soon 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
969 So that's where the clitoris is. 1.3636 0.05868 121 88 22 11
970 Apparently,he identified the Zodiac killer after a tree fell in a forest that no one was there to hear. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
971 It will be interesting to see how he brings this around to string theory. 1.3636 0.05188 132 92 32 8
972 Who knew the unpaid intern would figure it out? 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
973 I don’t care which one came first, detectives, I just care how they both managed to get away. 1.3630 0.05109 135 94 33 8
974 Where to start? 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
975 So far we've got the rooster with the hen in the coop.... and in that order. 1.3629 0.05876 124 91 21 12
976 He’s unaware that this is a personality test.” 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
977 He's developing a Henn diagram. 1.3628 0.06166 113 83 19 11
978 Everybody thinks it's over easy. At first... 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
979 You wanna get coffee? This could take a while. 1.3628 0.05343 113 77 31 5
980 He has trouble prioritizing. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
981 Is this really the best use of our intern? 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
982 He’s working on a theory that the design committee came first. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
983 Are you kidding me, no epidural?" 1.3622 0.05323 127 89 30 8
984 We got it across the road, but this one has us stumped. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
985 I think I've found the reason our cases are backing up. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
986 I told you we shouldn't have hired an MBA to teach the philosophy class. 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
987 Who's gonna tell him that's actually a goose egg? 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
988 The evidence points to the egg, by about 312 million years. 1.3621 0.05393 116 80 30 6
989 The photos are switched each Tuesday. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
990 I know it seems a little weird, but rumor has it that he already figured out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
991 Where exactly did you find this caterer? 1.3615 0.05881 130 97 19 14
992 We intend to win the Chicken Sandwich Wars. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
993 His promotion depends on it. 1.3613 0.05025 119 80 35 4
994 Bill’s the best. Just last year he cracked the “Cross the Road” case. 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
995 We think it might be more of a Venn diagram situation. 1.3613 0.04882 119 79 37 3
996 We’ve rebranded it ‘’meta” 1.3609 0.05682 133 98 22 13
997 It’s a tough one to crack. 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
998 He loves omelettes but is worried in Texas that hens will be required to take all eggs to full term and banned for human consumption. 1.3607 0.05943 122 90 20 12
999 Mansplaining menstruation 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
1000 Apparently, Matt Damon snuck in late last night and solved it. 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
1001 Let him be, I don't want him at the meeting, he can never decide how to vote 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
1002 We fed this into AI and it doesn't know either. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1003 OK, so you’ve tried a biologist, a virologist, a veterinarian, a statistician, a logician, a historian, three psychics and a librarian. Call back the stand-up comic. 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
1004 This just in: nobody cares who came first 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
1005 They really need to start teaching sex ed in the schools. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
1006 I think if you solve it you get an offer from Google. 1.3596 0.06120 114 84 19 11
1007 He’s got everything figured out except the timeline. 1.3596 0.06246 114 85 17 12
1008 The artist had a very complex Parent/Child relationship. 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1009 Someone said there'd be donuts. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1010 I think we're looking for a poacher. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1011 No, actually it is a Rube Goldberg puzzle on how to get that chicken back into that egg. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
1012 The investigation has many layers. 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
1013 Do you ever feel like this entire project is a colossal waste of time? 1.3588 0.05205 131 92 31 8
1014 We found this right before he crossed the road. 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
1015 I’m not so sure we’re asking the right question. 1.3585 0.05049 106 70 34 2
1016 Conclusion: the rooster did it. 1.3585 0.05394 106 72 30 4
1017 Not really the hardboiled detective I requested. 1.3585 0.06593 106 80 14 12
1018 City folk." 1.3583 0.05131 120 82 33 5
1019 Causality Friday 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
1020 Our Philosophy Faculty is famous for its forensic methodology. 1.3583 0.04992 120 81 35 4
1021 Couldn’t you have just made him get coffee? 1.3583 0.05131 120 82 33 5
1022 Want to grab a drink? He’s going to be here awhile. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
1023 I thought he was making progress when he moved on from "Are you naked if you're wearing socks?" 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
1024 He told me to set a three minute timer and check back on him. 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1025 Between you and me, I don't think CSI: Des Moines is going to work. 1.3578 0.06047 109 79 21 9
1026 He's the one who solved the mystery of the chicken crossing the road. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
1027 Are we close to cracking this one, or are we wasting resources on another wild goose chase? 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1028 I told them not to show this to the intern. 1.3578 0.05759 109 77 25 7
1029 That’s one we’ll never crack. 1.3571 0.05221 126 88 31 7
1030 Unfortunately, we are nowhere close to solving it. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1031 Last week's challenge was a bear,some poop,and a forest. 1.3571 0.06450 112 85 14 13
1032 He doesn't care. He's vegan 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1033 Once they're distracted by the chicken-egg conundrum, the extended auto warranty is an easy sell. 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
1034 If he cracks this, I see parades, I see Nobels, I see the next great concept musical. 1.3571 0.05574 126 91 25 10
1035 He got a huge government grant. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1036 The judge ruled 'The egg always comes out a little Behind' . 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1037 Give this problem to the intern 1.3566 0.05019 129 89 34 6
1038 We suspect the chef 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
1039 Only a man would think bigger eggs is a good way to increase yield. 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1040 This will keep him occupied for weeks while we sneak off to Costa Rica. 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
1041 The chicken was clearly at the scene of the crime. But was the egg there first? 1.3565 0.05948 115 84 21 10
1042 Wait ‘till I ask him why did the chicken cross the road. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1043 He’ll crack it soon enough. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
1044 Should we just confess to eating his lunch? 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
1045 How long have you been teaching at Purdue? 1.3558 0.06249 104 76 19 9
1046 We know which came first. We need a motive. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1047 This is the last time we let him decide what to order for lunch. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1048 Don't ya just love it when the smartest guy get stumped? 1.3558 0.06249 104 76 19 9
1049 No matter which one we say, it'll be considered fake news 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1050 Of course I told him flow chart, not fowl chart! 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
1051 The rooster had both motive and opportunity! 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
1052 He's hoping to hatch this new plan soon. It's best not to egg him on. 1.3551 0.05353 107 73 30 4
1053 Do you ask the new analyst what he wants from KFC? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1054 I don't know the answer, but now I'm hungry. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1055 It was just meant to be an icebreaker 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1056 Who the cluck cares which came first. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1057 He’s having an eggsistential crisis 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1058 Actually, the consultancy fee comes first. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1059 This should keep him busy for the next week 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1060 Wanna go grab some breakfast? 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
1061 He's got this figured out. What he still can't get to is the motive for the road crossing. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1062 If we solve it, Krysten Sinema says she'll vote for our bill. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1063 Clearly the Omelette is in the Eye of the Beholder 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1064 It's actually just a recipe for a chicken frittata. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1065 What a surprise that all our senior managers chose the chicken. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
1066 All the evidence points in the same direction - delicious. 1.3540 0.05171 113 77 32 4
1067 Our breakthrough was realizing that this problem is not so much circular as it is elliptical. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1068 Did either one smoke afterwards? 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1069 We're getting close to an answer, it's down to a fifty-fifty chance it's one of them. 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
1070 And don't even get me started on the 'crossing the road' inquiry 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1071 Well, I guess that finally settles it. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
1072 Just wait until he gets to the other side. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
1073 He wonders how that big egg could come out of such a small hole. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1074 DNA results were scrambled, but we've narrowed it down to two suspects. Suspect one claims to have info that will crack the case wide open, but not a peep from suspect two who has nearly a dozen witnesses that say he was elsewhere. 1.3525 0.05926 122 91 19 12
1075 It's too binary. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1076 This is not what I meant when I said we should find the root of the crossing the road incident. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
1077 We’re shutting this down and transferring the budget over to ‘Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?’. 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
1078 Well at least we figured out why it crossed the road 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1079 The chicken has a social media post from '97 so we're going with that. 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
1080 If that was a hen, there would be no question. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1081 The egg, of course! The photo on the left is a rooster!! 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1082 I'm not going to be the one who tells him that's a rooster. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
1083 Well, I never heard of an egg laying a chicken. 1.3519 0.05929 108 77 22 8
1084 He keeps asking the same question, over and over again! 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1085 He works the cold case at Whole Foods. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1086 Do you read from left to right or the other way around? 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1087 It's OK. He's an intern 1.3514 0.05222 111 76 31 4
1088 So it was the chicken? Nice work! When can we expect the "tree falling in the woods" results 1.3514 0.05955 111 81 21 9
1089 He's trying to figure out what to have for dinner. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1090 We’re pretty sure it was the chicken, but we still haven’t figured out why it crossed the road. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1091 Okay yes, technically the rooster came first but... 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
1092 Yeah, funding dried up so wewent back to basics. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
1093 Yeah, he says he knows but won't tell us. 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
1094 Do you realize, if we resolve this, we can apply the same logic to ducks and geese. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1095 The paradox lies in this being a rooster and not a hen 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
1096 First things first, he says. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
1097 Chicken, egg, person, woman, camera, TV. We think he can primary your incumbent. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1098 I don't think that he can crack this case. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1099 I haven't seen him so worked up since the "Schrodinger' cat" case. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
1100 The ultimate cold case 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1101 Rumor has it that display is a chick magnet. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
1102 Putting the chicken on the left side of the board just gives it all away. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1103 I don't care who came first. They're stuck with footprints crossing the road and shell casings on the other side. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1104 Do you want to ask him or shall I? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1105 I'd explain it, but I wouldn't know where to begin. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1106 After 9,462 votes I can't believe it's all up to this guy. 1.3492 0.04823 126 86 36 4
1107 They have a very limited menu, and the reviews are all over the place. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1108 I think we can fry ‘em both. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1109 I told you to stop asking him that question. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1110 He's studying the genesis of Critical Race Theory. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1111 The Farm to Table concept is good, but we need a sexier chicken. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1112 You just had to invite Jerry to order lunch with us... 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1113 I hope he knows that’s a duck egg… 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1114 Corporate wants an answer by tomorrow 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1115 His marriage is failing. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1116 I see the new guy is learning the pecking order. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1117 We got a $20 million grant for this. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
1118 Next time, let's be sure to read the entire grant application and not just the title: 'Evolutionary Avian Enigmas' 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1119 Are you sure that's the right order? 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1120 He's dyslexic, so who knows? 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1121 We like to keep our rookies busy with something simple, at first. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1122 That’s why she crossed the road! 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1123 When are you going to tell him it's a rooster? 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1124 Actually, I'm certain the rooster came first. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1125 He keeps insisting that….”it has to be the egg”. 1.3478 0.04947 115 78 34 3
1126 Pollux is the man for this; he solved ‘why the chicken crossed the road’ problem. 1.3475 0.05943 118 88 19 11
1127 It's not a guy thing. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1128 It's for our new menu. But what do we serve first? 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1129 Got a coin? Our boy genius here will settle for 2-out-of-3. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1130 Either way, they ran a-fowl of the law. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1131 Who cares? They're both delicious. 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
1132 Don't judge. The alternative was Nietzsche. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1133 We're holding his older sister Clara - recent DNA evidence suggests she pushed him. She hated Humpty for being the most beautiful baby of the hatch. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1134 The supply chain is broken. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1135 We thought it might be easier to figure out which came second. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1136 Apparently he used a candlestick. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1137 I think the chicken and the egg were in on it together. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1138 It's not what you think. He's trying to figure out what to have for lunch. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1139 He’ll never figure it out, this is ostrich’s egg. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1140 We're over budget and past due, how hard could this really be to solve? 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1141 He says his name is Heisenberg. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1142 I got grants from the chicken industry and the egg industry, but I can’t recall which came first. 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
1143 He's the profiler who solved the Cart/Horse conjecture... 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1144 If he says " the egg" hire him. Last one said "boulder" 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
1145 Give him five more minutes then we'll go to a coin flip. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1146 He's our best hope for this new case...last month he solved why it crossed the road! 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
1147 I'll never understand how this prepares you to jump out of an airplane. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1148 He’s stuck in a feedback loop… 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1149 He’ll get it. He figured out the cart before the horse thing. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1150 I warned you. This is what you get when you serve a chicken scrambler to a metaphysician. 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
1151 Don't you think our interviews have gotten a little too difficult? 1.3448 0.06135 116 88 16 12
1152 After we solve this problem, we have to know why she crossed the road. 1.3445 0.05262 119 84 29 6
1153 I’ve never seen anyone stare so long at the lunch menu. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1154 We're pecking away at it. 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1155 Does it really matter? 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1156 He thinks it's the lunch menu. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1157 He did, however, figure out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1158 When I asked him to resolve this paradox, he cried 'fowl.' 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1159 I still don’t understand how this got so politicized. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1160 If we can't solve the case for what was first, what was second? 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
1161 What does it matter if neither identifies as a chicken or an egg? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1162 Ernie's solved it. He wants us to move on to why he crossed the road. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1163 Obviously, the rooster came first. 1.3434 0.06605 99 75 14 10
1164 He’s almost got it. 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
1165 He's about to crack this wide open. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1166 I think that sometimes AI likes to poke fun at us." 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1167 Every time we get close to cracking the case, our informants get eaten. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1168 This is definitely a good use of public funding 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1169 He thinks he's got it. 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
1170 We’ll cross that road when we get to it 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 6
1171 Detective Fox says it doesn't matter who was guarding the hen house, focus on the bad eggs. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1172 Couldn't they just be concurrent? 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1173 New guy thinks it’s a menu. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1174 Yesterday's poll had it 49.8% chicken, 49.6% egg--too close to call. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1175 He's from the Middle East. He says we hung it wrong. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1176 I suggested that he just Google it. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1177 We know they crossed the road. We don’t know why, or which came first. 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
1178 Last year they had us working on 'Catch 22' 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1179 Apparently it’s a supply chain issue. 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
1180 I thought reframing the question as 'Which came second?'might resolve it once and for all. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1181 We know it was the chicken first and we're pretty sure we know why he crossed the road 1.3423 0.05934 111 82 20 9
1182 He's getting worse. It's never taken him THIS long to decide what to have for lunch before. 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1183 Wait... one... second. We've been looking at this all wrong. The rooster came first. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1184 I think we'd be making better progress if the project manager wasn't a vegan. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1185 It takes him forever to decide what to have for lunch 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1186 Maybe the chick came first instead? 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1187 While we're at it, which came first, the blackboard or the chalk? 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1188 We’ll ask him why it crossed the road tomorrow. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1189 Based on my personal research; I concluded it was the rooster” 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1190 Either way, we still won’t know why it crossed the road. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1191 After this, it's which came first - coffee or Starbucks? 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1192 Well, this is a first. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1193 Who cares which came first? I want to know why it crossed the road. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1194 We need Matt Damon 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1195 All I said was, 'Chief, what do you want for lunch?' 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1196 He's been in a foul mood all morning. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
1197 He's working on his next Tweet 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1198 Which came first? Post-its or white boards? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1199 Anyone who thinks they understand this exhibit is fantasizing or a genius. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
1200 He's reversed the order of those two images a thousand times in the last week alone! 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1201 We're not sure if it was an infanticide or a matricide. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1202 He will never solve the puzzle because his wife is egging him on. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
1203 He's been pecking away at it all week. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1204 I just keep thinking, "Who cares?" 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1205 He could care less. He's a vegan. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1206 Quantum Mechanics proves the chicken OR the egg came first, depending on how you observe them. Problem solved. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1207 Please don’t tell him about Schrödinger’s cat. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1208 If he solves this, he gets an in-person interview. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1209 He got the egg to crack but he can't get a peep from the chicken. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
1210 Gives the interns something to do. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1211 The best solution so far is from a rooster. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1212 He is hoping to get a research grant. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1213 Are there any vegan restaurants nearby? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1214 He thinks there is no question that can not be answered with enough graphics. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1215 Ms. Tippen's third grade class is deconstructing the chicken-egg paradox as a non-fungible token. I think we should bid. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1216 We brought him in because of his incredible work on the “chicken crossing the road” case. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1217 Where are Abbott and Costello when we really need them? 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1218 Modern art exhibits just keep getting more and more weird these days. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1219 He's close. Chalkboards came before post-it notes . 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1220 I’ll never understand what they do over at HR. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1221 You can not invite him to breakfast with us anymore. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1222 The Judges will determine who comes in first. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1223 He's preparing for the next debate between Democrats and Republicans 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
1224 He already discovered why the sky is blue. 1.3368 0.05314 95 65 28 2
1225 It’s looking like a tie. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1226 He was chosen because he found the needle in a haystack. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1227 Sorry, it should have been your assignment but he got here first. 1.3367 0.05219 98 67 29 2
1228 How many times do I have to tell you? It's an eye exam for Trump supporters who can't read. 1.3367 0.06638 98 75 13 10
1229 Coming first is over-rated. 1.3367 0.05416 98 68 27 3
1230 So here’s a picture of my darling Betty, and here’s one of her when she was younger. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1231 He says it’s more about who wore it best 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1232 Steve is watching the numbers, looks like the egg is ahead 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
1233 I’m thinking 12-episode, limited run, whodunnit podcast series 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1234 I'm thinking breakfast. You? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1235 Lower his dose of LSD and see if he can speak. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1236 He says he's about make a big breakthrough in the case. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1237 Are you sure barnyards are within our jurisdiction? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1238 He'll never crack this one. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1239 Just one or two more rounds of funding and I think he’ll finally crack it. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1240 I think it is time to call in Colonel Sanders. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1241 Oh yeah, get a coffee. He’s gonna be awhile. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1242 Why is it that young people keep waiting for this flat screen display to activate? 1.3364 0.06221 107 81 16 10
1243 Told you that was the only way to keep him busy. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1244 Let's solve this problem first, then we can talk about its motivation for crossing the road. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1245 There seems to be a connection between the two. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1246 It's plagued humans forever...southern fried or easy over? 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1247 His latest theory is that crossing the road will help him crack it. 1.3364 0.05048 110 76 31 3
1248 I’m taking Murphy off of the Cold Case team. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1249 He said the murders can wait. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1250 He doesn't get that it's a rhetorical question. 1.3363 0.05978 113 85 18 10
1251 It was his theorem which established why it crossed the road so he is now examining the ultimate question. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1252 He’s either close to cracking the case or making breakfast. 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1253 He's asking for a vegetarian option. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1254 Not him. He's still working on why did the chicken cross the road. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1255 He's a vegan from Texas, so now I'm worried he's going to sue the hen. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1256 We think we can finally crack this. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1257 Either way, the sky is falling. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1258 My gut says The Rooster is behind the whole thing. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1259 This appears to be unrelated to the “If a tree fell in the forest” case. 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
1260 It's a complicated organization, but a clear pecking order is starting to emerge. 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
1261 Your government dollars at work. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1262 Jerome and I cannot confidently say which came first. Of course,it's possible it's neither one. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
1263 Cuts down on reading all those resumes. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1264 We’re never going to crack this case. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1265 When he was young before becoming a Colonel,Harland Sanders had to decide if he was going to serve breakfast or dinner. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1266 The evidence doesn’t look good for either of them, sir. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1267 They fouled it up. That’s a goose egg. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1268 Obviously, the egg. Dinosaurs had eggs, so...just sayin'. It's a stupid question. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1269 We have fun with it. It drives the new rookies crazy! 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1270 The problem is, he only has 18 minutes for his TED talk... 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1271 We’re really close to cracking this case… 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1272 Unfortunately, his science fair entry is just a long-winded chicken salad recipe. 1.3333 0.05947 117 89 17 11
1273 Law and Order: Paradox Unit 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1274 ...and the answer has been staring us in the face all this time 1.3333 0.05372 99 69 27 3
1275 This is much more accurate than a SAT 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1276 So, about Kevin's project, twenty bucks says he can't 'pullet" off. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1277 Is there a vegan option? 1.3333 0.05369 93 64 27 2
1278 It's too eggistential for me. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1279 He's always wanted to take a crack at one of our great unsolved mysteries. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1280 He’s struggling to determine the sequence of events. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1281 And that's blockchain 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1282 I don't think it was the chicken OR the egg -- they were both framed. 1.3333 0.06734 99 77 11 11
1283 Solving the whole chicken egg sequencing problem has huge market potential. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1284 But we’ll still never know why it crosses the road. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1285 I still maintain he drew the egg first 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1286 Don't overthink it. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1287 We were going back to the original questions of the case. Paul may have gone too far back. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1288 Dunno ‘bout you, but if I was the chicken I’d be praying that the egg came first “ 1.3333 0.06171 108 82 16 10
1289 Scientifically speaking, the incremental evolution resulting into today’s domesticated chicken would have happened in a DNA mutation present in the egg but not the parent species, but I’m just waiting to see if he is going to mansplain that to me. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1290 Research is overfunded. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1291 Ask the hen. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1292 We're looking at a patricide. Suspect is white, unarmed and may have crack on them. 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1293 He's the best detective we've ever had, but I don't believe he can crack this case. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1294 Bring biscuits and gravy when we bring them in for questioning. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1295 The chicken came first. Someone had to lay the egg and someone had to incubate the egg. If the egg came first, it would just sit there and get cold. The end. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1296 He couldn't decide on Moderna or Pfizer either. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1297 I figured it out ages ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1298 I hear Netflix is already talking about a second season. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1299 It started with a big bang. 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
1300 Theoretically, it's neither. 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1301 We’re struggling to determine the chain of events. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
1302 I’m not really sure how we got here 1.3302 0.05315 106 75 27 4
1303 This is the type of progressive mumbo jumbo silly question that Fox has been trying to expose for years. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1304 Think he’ll crack it? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1305 After it crossed the highway, we thought there might be a deeper mystery To be solved 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1306 Do we award two prizes,or what 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1307 If you think this is tiring, you should see him trying to decide what to have for lunch. Wait - is that what he's doing? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1308 He wrote the definitive paper on why they cross the road. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1309 This is a prime example of analysis paralysis,” he said. I replied, “Don’t overthink it. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1310 The preparation for the Colonel’s origin story 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1311 Which came first? Oh, the poster was there before the guy. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1312 We have to find out where it all started before we can understand why he crossed the road. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1313 Our photo age-progression technology is amazing. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1314 He’s trying to figure out where to begin 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
1315 It's the first run of CSI: Barnyard 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1316 Our chicken comes first or she doesn't come at all. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1317 He'll never get them to talk. 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1318 He says he's about to have an eggsistential breakthrough. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1319 Two suspects arrived at the crime scene. We’re not sure yet who came first. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1320 0kay people, we need to establish a timeline. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1321 I told you not to invite any Engineers. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1322 The logic is circular, but I think it fits. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1323 That reminds me. About last night... 1.3298 0.06995 94 74 9 11
1324 He’s got a 50/50 chance.. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1325 Its a deep dive into what came first, the cartoon or the caption contest. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1326 Pantyhose: The Early Days 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1327 This menu doesn't offer much variety 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1328 He's trying to make a case for either chicken or egg salad. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1329 We've narrowed it down to just two scenarios. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1330 Yes, he is our cold case expert, but he may have met his match. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1331 We're trying hard to determine which one makes the better salad 1.3297 0.06821 91 70 12 9
1332 MIT uses something like it to screen scholarship applicants 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1333 You've been put on this case because you figured out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1334 It's a nice picture board, but I've never known anyone to wonder if the ROOSTER or the egg came first. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1335 He's in a fowl mood. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1336 ”Well according to Masters and Johnson it was really the rooster 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1337 Where to begin? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1338 He’s not been the same since the Chik-fil-A debacle. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1339 The real killer is the cholesterol 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1340 Only Murders in the Coop. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1341 The Colonel said to redesign the supply chain. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1342 There's no confusion with the pig and the bacon 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1343 He’s never been able to prove which came first. It’s the case that haunts him to this day. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1344 Our jurisdiction stops on this side of the road,so we have to drop the other question. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1345 He's been trying to crack the case for days, and all he can come up with is fowl play. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1346 We’re hoping this hard boiled detective can crack the case. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1347 If he solves this, he expects a Nobel Prize. 1.3269 0.05193 104 73 28 3
1348 This exercise has proved popular with the staff, apart from the hardcore vegans of course. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1349 He's a genealogist 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1350 We think he’s just hungry. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1351 How about brunch? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1352 Check the alibi. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1353 It had to be a C-Section! 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1354 To be honest, I'm a vegan and don't care anymore. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1355 We are getting closer but I think the chicken was lying 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1356 We’re calling it the metaverse 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1357 The one piece of evidence I can't resolve is her inexplicable position across that road. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1358 He's convinced the fox was framed. His money's on the chicken. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1359 I know, but this time he's approaching it with lateral thinking. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1360 Schrödinger says it depends on the recipe 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1361 You're the BLT, I'm the meatball parm, but once again Tod can't decide between chicken or egg salad. 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1362 How's your tree falling in the forest thing going? 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1363 We're still waiting on forensics ... 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
1364 We're trying to nail down the timeline. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1365 The question is whether we should go with the sheet pan or the skillet 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1366 When I asked you to take a serious look at what comes first, I meant your work or our relationship. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1367 He invented the tree-in-the-forest recorder. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1368 Actually, he’s a road scholar. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1369 Harder to crack than the 'Road' problem... 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1370 He's still trying to crack that cold case file. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1371 He’s ready for the shape sorter test 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1372 There had to be a rooster around in all this! 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1373 Perhaps we should be defunded. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1374 Who says we can't have it both ways. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1375 I'm reluctant to tell him that dinosaurs laid eggs. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1376 : “Everyone knows it was the rooster.” 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1377 He wants to call it “Six degrees of eggs and bacon” … 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1378 It's our coldest case. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1379 Jeez, the NSF has sure eased up on its standards for poster submission. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1380 Between you and me, I feel like there could be other problems in the world we should be focusing on right now. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1381 I'm going with the egg on this. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1382 You think he’ll crack it? 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1383 I told him to dig deep but I didn’t realize he’d go this far. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1384 He's done it! He's actually done it! 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1385 Who cares! I want to know why the chicken crossed the street. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1386 He says that the chicken couldn't have laid an egg that big 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1387 I don't care anymore, I just know I'll be the first to leave 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1388 Whichever came first, they both taste great on waffles. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1389 It keeps them occupied for hours 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1390 Turns out, the rooster came first. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1391 He’s hatching a plan. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1392 No, that's not a breakdown of the chicken and egg debate. It's diagram of his mother's Oyakodon recipe. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1393 I count two chickens. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1394 Bob says he's finally solved it: The chicken is just the egg's way of making another egg. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1395 We are struggling to find probable cause. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1396 It's all scrambled at this point. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1397 Who's gonna tell him? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1398 Don’t look at it. You’ll be there all day and I need a cigarette. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1399 We still don't understand how chicken and waffles became a thing. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1400 I think it was the rooster. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1401 Actually my 3 year solved this last night. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1402 He’s just trying to figure out who stuck notes and string all over his vision board. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1403 Someone should tell him about evolution. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1404 Now that we've got DNA evidence, the captain says we've got to find out why he crossed the road. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1405 He doesn't like 'or.' He wants us to get to 'and.' 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
1406 No, he already knows which came first. Now he's obsessed with figuring out how such a small chicken laid such an enormous egg. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1407 He says he thinks he's close to cracking it. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1408 I think we really lost the professor on this research question..." 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1409 You know, 'Professor of Theoretical Agriculture' sounded much better on paper. 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1410 By the way we’re out of red string. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1411 He's trying to find his biological mother. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1412 She didn’t come first, woman always fake it. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1413 He gets one more day. Tomorrow we tell him un oeuf is enough. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1414 The rooster has been eliminated and is no longer under consideration. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1415 He's trying to figure out who the father is. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1416 The Metaphysical Evolution of Breakfast 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1417 Timing is a critical factor in this case. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1418 I asked him to whiteboard our supply chain issues. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1419 It's a trick question! 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1420 We've brought in a consultant from Ancestry.com. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1421 Results seem to depend on where you enter the scenario. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1422 It’s been three weeks, and he still hasn’t cracked the case. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1423 Not a bad entry, but they failed to address the "crossing the road" dilemma. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1424 You know that an egg that big would not come from that chicken. We need another suspect. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1425 The chart illustrates my belief in alternative science: the egg laid the chicken. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1426 This project was really tough. I'm going to take a little break and discover dark energy particles next. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1427 The question sort of answers itself, don't you think 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1428 Hopefully, we can crack the case without getting egg on our face 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1429 Our working theory is an immaculate conception. Basically, a chicken with an egg in it. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1430 Has he decided what he's having for dinner yet? 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1431 Wrong assignment for a dyslexic guy. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1432 Evidently, first came Post-it notes. Now comes the tough part. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1433 This investigation would go faster if he just figured out where to start 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1434 I think we should investigate what came second! 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1435 Don't bother him. He's in a fowl mood. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1436 That part’s solved. It’s the motive for crossing the street that remains a mystery. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1437 So, we've got that solved -- breakfast before lunch. 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
1438 This is one case I’m eager to crack. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1439 We're going with string theory 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1440 Worst escape room ever ... 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1441 If he gets this right, he'll move on to the Ass and Hole-in-Ground problem. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 21 4
1442 I just wanted to get his breakfast order 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1443 He appears to be a lone wolf 1.3191 0.05065 94 65 28 1
1444 Some people read right to left? That may cause a misunderstanding. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1445 We can’t establish a timeline of events until we determine what happened first. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1446 Wanna go for a drink? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1447 I'd rather work on where socks go in the dryer. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1448 Henry solved 'Why the Chicken crossed the Road' riddle, so we thought we'd give him a crack at this. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1449 We're working on the theory it crossed the road to get the egg. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1450 You'd think we'd have cracked this by now. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1451 This is actually more about when brunch becomes lunch. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1452 Maybe we should have hired the MIT guy. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1453 He stared at it for an hour, then asked me if it's a rooster or a hen. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1454 If the Chicken did come first, why did he cross the road before having the egg? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1455 Seems like an open and shut case 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1456 Both have a long list of priors. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1457 It is part of our basic test for new employees. 1.3182 0.06770 88 68 12 8
1458 They were behind the coop 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1459 Corporate says they'll give him the raise he wants if he figures it out. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1460 Whoever solves it gets the promotion 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1461 Never go cold case file shopping while you’re hungry. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1462 This case has us going around in circles. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1463 We’re stuck, call the palaeontologist now 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1464 These MBAs love flow charts 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1465 He says it's the chicken. He has witnesses. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1466 He cracks this case and then we give him a blazer. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1467 Whiteboarding this isn’t going to help. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1468 Senator Manchin won't promise his support until we have an answer. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1469 Is there such a thing as over-prepping for a Perdue entry level position? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1470 Look at him pretending like he didn't just destroy the toilet. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1471 We'd better work fast--that grant money's going to run out any day now. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
1472 He says there's no conclusive evidence 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1473 Wow, that must have been a tough pregnancy. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1474 That reminds me - which comes first, the cartoon or the caption? 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1475 He wants to figure out if there is another way ...cause he wants kids, but can't even get a date!. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1476 Why doesn’t he just ask Alexa? 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1477 The rooster has yet to come forth. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1478 If only I had just a couple more nuggets of information 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1479 We think we have a breakthrough 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1480 I don't think he's taken it as a joke. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1481 90% of chickens tell us the rooster came first. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1482 It's a cookbook case. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1483 Set theory and biology proved the egg came first, but he's an English major with an MBA. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1484 His ideas are getting more scrambled by the day. 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
1485 I think we are going to need a bigger white board 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1486 He keeps muttering, "This was once a way of visualizing information." 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1487 What is the difference? 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1488 Look, we all want to get to the source of the problem, but I think Bob is taking it too far. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1489 He says if the egg exists outside the chicken, why do we need chickens. Buffalo wings, I said. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1490 It's a dead heat. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1491 I believe we’ve made a breakthrough. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1492 We got it from the Cold Case file. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1493 He's been at this for a year- first it was that 'cross the road' thing. Now this! " 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1494 He hasn’t moved for a week ! 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1495 It’s been done before. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1496 I thought I was making an off the cuff, remark. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1497 Who cares? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1498 At this point we're just working on the timeline. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1499 He’s vegetarian so we thought he’d have a fresh take on the case 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1500 We've got an open-and-shut case, but we'll never convince a jury unless we get Old MacDonald to testify. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1501 I don’t care what he thinks he found. The jury’s still out. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1502 I'm not even gonna ask him how it crossed the road. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1503 It's a pre-K blackboard project. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1504 I’m vegan. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1505 He's taking this quite seriously. How do I tell him it was only a metaphor? 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1506 Send in our top interrogators. One of them is bound to crack. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1507 It is part of the new ad campaign for www.Ancestry.Farm 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1508 I don't get it? What's the question? 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1509 Of course he has the answer. He's just trying to remember what the question was. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1510 I suggest we broaden the investigation team to include a farmer and a rooster. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1511 And that's how we circle back. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1512 Especially in these divided times, I don’t think politics and art should be mixed. I’ve always voted chicken, but have family that are egg. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1513 I really think eggplant belongs in this conversation. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1514 We knew it wouldn't be over easy, so we brought in our most hard-boiled detective. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1515 Maybe we should have put the egg on the left and the chicken on the right. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1516 We got two prime suspects but figuring out the source is proving quite the riddle 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1517 Being cooped up in here is not helping. 1.3137 0.05020 102 72 27 2
1518 It's a favorite at our supply chain conference every year. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1519 'This is nothing, you should have been here for the week the boat was stuck in the Suez Canal 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1520 I'm thinking the drawing board came first 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
1521 We’ve looked at it from several angles, and we think we have two choices. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1522 Our "Starting from scratch" initiative is about ready to hatch. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1523 It still doesn’t explain why it crossed the road. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1524 I can never decide, so I alternate them every day. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1525 It's a good screening tool for job applicants. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1526 I say we interrogate the egg and see if it cracks. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1527 The government grant was a game changer. 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
1528 First? No, we're the Overanalyze Everything department. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1529 Beats me. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1530 Should I tell him about that new app? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1531 He'll be at this one awhile. Shall we go get coffee? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1532 If we can just get the sequence right we'll know why she crossed the road. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1533 If we solve this crime, that question will be answered... 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1534 Beats me! Last year they asked why the chicken crossed the road. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1535 But the more practical question to answer is, “which of the two lunch orders will arrive first?” 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1536 Oh yeah. Great interview question Steve. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1537 I will tell you what came first , the divorce! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1538 It’s eggsitential 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1539 Some read left to right, some read right to left. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1540 Let's sic Schroedinger on this one. He loves this stuff. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1541 He doesn't have the answer yet but is positive they're both going to cross the road 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1542 Sorry. I'm vegan. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1543 What’s on the other side? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1544 We will be here a while. The male gender never realizes that this is a photo of a rooster and not a chicken. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1545 John….you know we’re not going to get any further with this investigation until you go re-interview that Rooster” 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1546 Boy, is he going to be surprised. The other side of the board has square one on it. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1547 We're so close! 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1548 Do you think he’ll figure out that it really doesn’t matter? 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1549 Can you believe Mr. Purdue hired him at $120K? 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1550 Which came first?" is a guy thing. It stops them every time 1.3107 0.04980 103 73 28 2
1551 I believe he misunderstood the question, we asked him to figure out how it crossed the road! 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1552 The cow confessed. Apparently he just snapped when they launched into that same debate again… 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1553 He's leaning toward the egg 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1554 And this is why Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1555 We got one to crow but the other won’t say a peep. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1556 I appreciate the sentiment, but I still don’t see how switching to free-range will help clarify anything.” 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1557 He finally cracked it 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1558 Get "Mr. Cold Case" here... 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1559 Maybe we shouldn't have hired a Texan for this. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1560 According to modern physics, neither of them exist anyway. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1561 Waste of time. It’s always the husband. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1562 I can,however,tell you all about who came third. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1563 He's revisiting some of science's cold cases. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1564 She says, "He's deciding what to have for lunch - Chicken Salad or Egg Salad." 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1565 He just keeps mumbling, how "Meta..." 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1566 No, it just shows why it's a dumb question. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1567 Looks like a chick was found dead in the hen house suite. Fowl play is suspected. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1568 We still can’t find the rooster who owes child support 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1569 He figures if he solves it, goodbye 'temp' status 1.3095 0.06332 84 62 16 5
1570 His algorithm will determine which came first and why it crossed the road. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1571 We're pretty sure that we've found the connection but the timeframe doesn't quite fit " 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1572 Baseball fans get it right away when I call the chicken Who and the egg What. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1573 Hey I'm just glad my kid didn't want to make yet another baking soda volcano this year. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1574 They told us working here we would all have to make tough decisions. 1.3095 0.06978 84 66 10 8
1575 Last week he worked on how to put de lime in de coconut. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1576 It's the design for the new cliche museum. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1577 As of now it's a toss up. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1578 It's our new breakfast menu. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1579 Gallup has Egg leading by a five-point margin. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1580 The egg should have been on the left. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1581 If the egg was first, who's to say it wouldn't have hatched into a Platypus? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1582 He has been totally bonkers ever since he found out that dinosaurs hatched from eggs. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1583 We're close, but one of them isn't talking. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1584 Seems like a complicated way to decide what to make for lunch. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1585 Looks like we're going to need a video as well.... 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1586 You're just lucky you weren't here for the whole 'crossing the road' debacle! 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1587 There’s already an outstanding warrant to bring in the rooster for questioning. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1588 He's been through a few dozen options 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1589 No, it's not a philosophical model of the cause-or-effect conundrum. He's working on a recipe for matzo ball soup. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1590 Oh no...did we skew the results by putting the chicken's photo first? 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1591 Next he's going to tackle why alcoholics drink. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1592 We can't decide between egg salad and chicken salad for lunch. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1593 What do you mean he wants us to get a subpoena? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1594 He's a visual learner. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1595 Both suspects say the other one was at the scene first! 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1596 I think he’s in a möbius loop. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1597 This case will be over, easy. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1598 We're getting close to his decision for the salad. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1599 It's all circular reasoning if you ask me 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1600 We feel our research addresses a novel scientific question. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1601 Honestly, all I see is high cholesterol… 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1602 Chicken or the egg I’m just happy that someone came first besides my husband. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1603 Ever since he made the switch from philosophy to criminal justice,he 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1604 I see Agent MacDonald is working that cold case again. You think he’ll crack it this time? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1605 The egg has a strong alibi, so we think the chicken will crack first. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1606 He's trying to figure out if there is some kind of relationship. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1607 We brought in an FBI profiler to crack this case. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1608 Yes, it is surprising, after all these years. No one ever did the math. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1609 Enough already with the hard boiled detective shtick. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1610 If they arrived at exactly the same time, can we call it a tie? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1611 He's still trying to decide whether to have the chicken or the egg salad for lunch. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1612 Did anyone check the CCTV? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1613 Ok guys. Hear me out. What if they pulled it off together? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1614 I think we've cracked the mystery wide open. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1615 Not sure which came first, either way I’m getting hungry. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1616 78% of our graduates go on to be those annoying leaders who only ask questions. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1617 We need a missing link. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1618 He claims it absolutely proves which came first. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1619 He's still stuck on that eggsistential question 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1620 He's taking the Rocket Science test. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1621 We've got more than enough to bring the rooster in . . . and my gut tells me we'll nab him at dawn. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1622 They both claim coming first and the evidence doesn't give us a clue. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1623 We poached him from the 16th precinct. 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1624 Nothing to report yet. We’re still working out the timeline. 1.3059 0.06040 85 62 18 4
1625 Each candidate has to write a caption that explains their logical explanation for which came first. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1626 The new guy says we have to start at square one. 1.3059 0.05299 85 60 24 1
1627 I told him someone had already cracked the case. 1.3059 0.06268 85 63 16 5
1628 He says we're covered by the Hatch Act. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1629 Well, it’s certainly a novel approach to reframe the age-old question as which one came second. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1630 All signs point to Colonel Sanders as the murderer. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1631 Let's kick the can down the road and have Arizona vote on it. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1632 Next time, just order him pancakes. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1633 He always was an egghead. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1634 He's narrowed it down to the egg. He's having trouble deciding if he wants scrambled or over easy. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1635 I know he can do this. He rocked the election maps for MSNBC in January. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1636 Trying to figure this out is scrambling his brain. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1637 That's Sheldon, the new intern. He's determined to prove why the chicken crossed the road. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1638 We started with the chicken, but we got nowhere. So we are now going to look on the other side of the road. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1639 Follow the money 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1640 I’m team egg. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1641 You roll this out every time we fight about sex. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1642 Steve Kornacki's ultimate challenge! 1.3049 0.07089 82 65 9 8
1643 Once we solve this, we’ll focus on why he crossed the road. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1644 Will he just order already? 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1645 He thinks he has solved it 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1646 A beautiful mind he ain't. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1647 There’s so much misinformation on this. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1648 We brought him in after he solved the Zebra stripe conundrum 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1649 He's narrowed it down to the chicken or the egg. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1650 It’s the ultimate cold case. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1651 One's the perp. One's the victim. But which is which? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1652 I thought he was trying to find an answer to the age old question, but it turns out he's just working on a new recipe for chicken and egg salad. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1653 I don't really care -what do you say we go out for breakfast? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1654 This is nothing like figuring out why it crossed the road. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1655 As a clerk of the court, he is clearly a budding originalist. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1656 These Google pre-employment questions are getting harder all the time. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
1657 What do you say we grab some lunch? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1658 Going left to right the chicken came first 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1659 Current state of our analysis: the chicken DOES come first 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1660 Don't worry, Kornacki will break it down. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1661 Ever since cracking the vaccine, Frank has taken over our most challenging projects. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1662 There was only one witness in this case, but he’s proving hard to reach. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1663 Everyone always cares who came first the chicken or the egg! -- I'd like to see the same concern for me here Howard. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1664 It's an exercise in inclusiveness. By the end, everyone has forgotten the original question. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1665 This first. Then why it crossed the road. And then how it fried that steak. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1666 He’s figuring out today’s lunch order. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1667 In the art world provenance is everything! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1668 So what he can't figure out what came first. He's the only one that applied! Hire him 1.3034 0.05155 89 63 25 1
1669 That's the one we're dropping from the science fair. Too binary. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1670 You know it does make you think…about lunch. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1671 Care to have a drink later with the chicken team? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1672 He says if we can answer the motivation for why, we can determine who. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1673 He's also obsessed with why the chicken crossed the road. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1674 I’m thinking, either way, we go for pizza tonight. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1675 Arnold thinks he's found the tension he needs for his novel. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1676 We're at a dead end. This after the crossing the road fiasco. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1677 Maybe we're overthinking this. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1678 He thinks it should be rearranged. 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
1679 He's still trying to figure out which comes first -- the notecards or the bulletin board. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1680 Bob, you two have got to let this go. The DNA just wasn’t a match. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1681 He's trying to determine if a rooster fits in to the equation. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1682 Happy to see that the chicken and the egg are given equal credit. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1683 He's a researcher from the institute across the road. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1684 Actually, I think the rooster was the perp. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1685 Apparently, the evidence points to the feather coming first. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1686 I like the chicken and road science project better. At least it has an answer. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1687 He's an expert in forensic sequencing. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1688 I wanted to look at it, but he came first. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1689 I had HR reclassify the position from hourly to management. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1690 We are still working on the statistical data, from Arizona. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1691 Ted’s a visionary. He’s trying to think of what comes after 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1692 It's a good parking spot for annoying new employees. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1693 After he discovered why the chicken crossed the road, he needed a bigger challenge. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1694 All we said was ‘why did the chicken cross the road’? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1695 Which came first, the merger or the stock options? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1696 Yes, he IS poultry in motion. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1697 Mainly, determing which we can monetize first. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1698 We've been round and round on this. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1699 I know we've got to get cracking on the other big questions, but honestly my brain is fried trying to unscramble this one. Nothing about this is over easy. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1700 He no long trusts algorithms. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1701 Without DNA, it's going to be hard to prove paternity. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1702 We still don't know. 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
1703 Well, you know, there's always been two schools of thought on this question... 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1704 Another way we keep employees distracted from layoffs 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1705 He works for KFC 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1706 I really think we should have sold the "egg" more! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1707 I think we can get at least 5 seasons out of this concept, what do you think? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1708 With all this evidence, we haven’t cracked it yet 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1709 After a thorough investigation, we have determined that that chicken could not have laid that large an egg. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1710 Flow Charts are so Passe' 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1711 Are you going to tell him that everyone has left for the day? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1712 Let’s just put it outside the janitor closet at Harvard like we did last time. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1713 Actually, he’s trying to decide between chicken salad and egg salad. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1714 I love a good mystery. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1715 So now you tell me he’s a vegan? 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1716 Nothing yet but we've been approved for more funding 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1717 Both are suspects, but which got to the scene first? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1718 This is the last KFC convention I'm attending. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1719 I now have a Ph.D. in Chicken and still have no idea. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1720 Same guy who claps with one hand. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1721 So much for the Halfbright Scholarship idea. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1722 It’s ‘Meta’s new algorithm. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1723 Maybe we can try a line up. My brother has a farm.” 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1724 First things first, which one was the first thing first? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1725 He want's to know if there's anything else on the menu. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1726 He’s trying to decide between nuggets or an omelette. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1727 Although, I'm not sure coming in first is all it's cracked up to be... 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1728 So, do you think we should go back to the Rorschach test? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1729 He'll wrap this up very quickly. In his last case, he figured out why it crossed the road. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1730 What if they both came first? They could've been working together this whole time... 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1731 I don’t care who came first, as long as I got laid. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1732 Apparently he sees some holes in the Big Egg Theory 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1733 Apparently, the basket of deplorables existed before Trump 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1734 He’ll be here a while. 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1735 At this point, we're not really sure who the victim is. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1736 Can we afford the overtime?" 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1737 That should keep him busy; let’s join the others for lunch. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1738 Let them invent a chicken that lays mushroom Gruyère omelets, and then I'll be interested. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1739 I think we finally cracked it, chief. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1740 Without my glasses it looked like quackery. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1741 I am not egging you on but this campaign is a yolk 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
1742 The unsolved case that still haunts him. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1743 Not bad, but when it comes to puzzles I still prefer the Mona Lisa. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1744 WARNING: suspect may be disguised as pale, faceless orb. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1745 What came first, the dweeb or the flow chart? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1746 A vexing question, Yes, but this is a post-grad physics program! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1747 I see someone is reopening a cold case. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1748 He can't seem to crack this case. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1749 What's wrong with "I.Don't.Know" ? We all get fired. Oh. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1750 He set all the oven clocks, so we're quite optimistic. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1751 Which came first? The chicken or the egg-head? 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1752 No, we're still working on it... 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1753 Who gives a shit which was first? You all are so obsessed with hierarchy! 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1754 He has a theory 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
1755 Oh I’m sure he’s capable - he’s already figured out why the chicken crossed the road 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
1756 Pithy indeed, but for this we sent him to Harvard? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1757 He came late and timing is everything. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1758 If you think that's overkill, you'd better not ask him where the restroom is. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1759 Detective Smith thinks there’s something vaguely familiar about this case. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1760 He’ll crack it. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1761 Where do we begin? 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1762 I still don't see what any of it has to do with crossing the road. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1763 He’s hatching our new business strategy. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1764 He’s going to be awhile. We can grab some lunch and perhaps dinner as well. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1765 Its the final consultant qualification test. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1766 Where do we start? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1767 He's finally cracked the case. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1768 He keeps saying, 'Someone in a parallel universe could be looking at this from the other side!' 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1769 Midterm elections are always rough but the rooster tested better than the incumbent. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1770 So far, it’s five votes for the chicken and five for the egg. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1771 The latest seems to be that they both get eaten. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1772 I think we should hire more consultants." 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1773 It's true, no matter what you do, rolled up sleaves will make you look sexy 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1774 You said put him to work on " cold cases" it's the coldest unsolved case we have Sir !! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1775 I tried to tell him it's a rhetorical question. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1776 Omelet or Chicken Fricassée for lunch; help him; he can't decide 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1777 Yes, I do see the family likeness 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1778 If he picks the chicken, I'll fire him. If he picks the egg, you fire him. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1779 Jones? He got bumped upstairs to that road crossing thing. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1780 Three days of silence, and now he mutters: chicken enters world, looking like another world, which is the culprit? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1781 In a case like this, we ask all the basic questions. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1782 I’m sure he’ll reach the obvious conclusion. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1783 He thinks it's a menu. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1784 It still ain't gonna tell him which came first. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1785 You should see the wild theories being posted online. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1786 We can make an arrest now that we got a DNA match. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1787 Oh, we've known who came first for a while. Gary's just planning tomorrow's breakfast. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1788 Put a woman in charge of this project. Now. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1789 They found evidence to support the null hypothesis, chicken = egg. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1790 He’s asking which came second. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1791 Which came first, the display or the viewer? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1792 He said, 'To get to the other side.' I think that's disqualifying. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1793 He keeps muttering, "One of them's gotta be the perp..." 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1794 The Colonel has no idea what is about to hit him. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1795 What's the problem? I don't know where to begin. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1796 We gave our science fair students "free range". 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1797 It’s not a case, he’s just planning his lunch salad. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1798 This could be awhile. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1799 Before you criticize him, you have to think three positive things about his approach 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1800 We are going to need more red string. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1801 We've ruled out a cereal killer. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1802 Reading left to right, the chicken comes before the egg 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1803 He’s always trying to understand how anyone gets laid. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1804 Facebook has really done a number to the chicken 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1805 I don't even knnow where to start. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1806 He's from the Middle East. Of course he starts on the right. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1807 They've been trying to crack it for days 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1808 I can’t believe this is an exhibit. I remember when chickens and eggs really existed! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1809 I'll take the chicken salad. No, wait, the egg salad — whichever comes first. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1810 We called in the Eggspert! 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1811 My Mensa team is trying to determine if blondes have more fun. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1812 Welcome to CSI Kentucky. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1813 My money's on the egg. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1814 You can always spot a Perdue alum. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1815 Someone should tell him it does not matter to most people. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1816 It is called a blackboard. We are still trying to figure out how it works. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1817 Seth has been trying to crack that case for years. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1818 Take a look at the metadata - the "Created" date should be listed. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1819 He's down to two final suspects. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1820 Don’t worry. We got our best people on it! 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1821 No surprise; after all it is an Epistemology Conference. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1822 Obviously. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1823 He needs more funding. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1824 He's a philosopher; he will figure this out. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1825 …to get to the other side? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1826 Is this your idea of a job interview ? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1827 That's the poster for the new Tati movie. Tell him we don't need words. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1828 I know this project has been shelved for centuries, but they want the solution for a meeting before lunch. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1829 The hardest part of being back at the office is what to eat for lunch. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1830 Which suspect did you think of originally? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1831 Previously on the Eggs Files. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1832 He still thinks he’s at the petting zoo. Should be another hour till the LSD starts to wear off. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1833 Greg Abbott said we need to eliminate all the rapists from the streets. Figure it out how to make that happen. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1834 It’s the age-old question: what’s for dinner? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1835 « We’ll call it ‘Metaverse’ » 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1836 So we're agreed, the new name for Facebook is Chicken book. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1837 We need a larger bulletin-board." 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1838 Fish or cut bait? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1839 Never ask a detective a rhetorical question . 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1840 He seems like a good egg, but we’re grilling the chicken. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1841 It's "A Beautiful Mind" all over again, sir. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1842 Want to get away for the weekend? He'll still be here. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1843 I'll tell you what definitely didn't come first -- his wife 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1844 They're calling it the Hatch-22 project 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1845 He thinks he can solve it by trying to figure out which came second 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1846 Law and Order is really running low on story line ideas, huh? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1847 I appreciate the fact that you always let ME come first. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1848 If we're not frying them then we're just waisting time. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1849 Don't egg him on. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1850 I guess all the CSI cases have been wrapped up... 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1851 The Hokey Pokey, and that's what its all about! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1852 I'm waiting for the podcast. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1853 He's been preparing all week for the Congressional hearing 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1854 We gotta stop letting parents help the first graders with their science fair projects. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1855 How to keep an idiot busy? Amiright? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1856 He just keeps circling back 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1857 HE IS GOING TO BE HERE A WHILE. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1858 Based on the circumstantial evidence we should bring in our main rooster. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1859 Chicken. Egg. BOOM! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1860 No, no, no. The egg doesn’t lay the chicken! 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1861 We always tell the new guy to solve this cold case" 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1862 He’s new to Keto and can’t decide which to eat first. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1863 Every day he stands there. Thinking, wondering. Every day he changes his mind 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1864 We've decided to start at the beginning 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1865 Dave's seeking funding for his avian genealogy startup, "hencestry." 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1866 This is why we had to come back into the office? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1867 You know he crossed the road and I know he crossed the road. But we still don’t know _why._ Until we can figure out motive, we don’t have enough to bring this to the DA. 1.2917 0.04893 96 69 26 1
1868 After we crack this case, we're moving on to the road-crossing mystery. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1869 Another meeting that could've been an email 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1870 It seemed simple at first 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1871 Should I feel guilty for switching the pictures around when he was at lunch? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1872 Five bucks says chicken. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1873 We decided to pose the question of which comes next. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1874 If I can just connect my breakfast egg with one specific chicken, I can sue a farmer in Texas for $10,000. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1875 He figured out "Big Bang" so we moved him on to the next project. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1876 Thousand to one odds he cracks... 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1877 You don't know just how irritating the question is until you have to sort out the copyright 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1878 He's just trying to decide what to have for lunch. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1879 He is good at solving cold cases. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1880 He’s a supply chain expert. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1881 Well, as it turns out...Neither. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1882 At least he comes. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1883 They call it art, but I think it's a crime. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1884 Let's go for lunch,I think he will be awhile... 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1885 May be awhile. He found a shell fragment...across the road. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1886 The higher ups are bullying the intern again 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1887 ...yeah, but he's got no concept of scale---BIG problem 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1888 Bob was our “poultry genius” even before he received the MacArthur fellowship. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1889 Just because the rest of us are working on the big bang, doesn't mean the mystery of chicken salad is less important. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1890 From the other side the egg came first 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1891 He thinks they might unionize 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1892 . “We’ve run the numbers several times and can affirm unequivocally that, that egg did not come from that chicken” 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1893 Listen, we received a research grant, and we have to spend the money on something. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1894 What did you expect? He's a vegan. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1895 If they see the puzzle, it's 'no' . If it's 'no hen' , they're hired. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1896 This caption came before the drawing. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1897 At this rate, I can tell you who's leaving first. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1898 Kornacki is trying to figure out how to make a pie chart out of it. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1899 The bulletin board came first. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1900 He cracked "War Games", so we are sure he'll crack this! 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1901 As usual, it wasn't me. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1902 They belong to a cult that worships the Easter Bunny 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1903 Personally, I'd rather spend our time on the 'Ginger vs MaryAnn' debate. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1904 Does he know we close at 8? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1905 I'm not surprised they left out the hen. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1906 I told him,"If you believe in evolution, the egg had to come first." 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1907 At least he's made some progress. The picture of the egg carton is gone. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1908 He was sharper when he was remote. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1909 It's Philosophy 101 for crime investigators. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1910 It’s the screening test for new Evolutionary Zoology interns. It weeds out the evangelicals. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1911 No. YOU go first. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1912 He's working on a new breakfast menu. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1913 As cold cases go, it’s a hard one to crack. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1914 Just waiting on the Feds to crack this case. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1915 This dumbass thinks fully-grown chickens hatch out of giant eggs. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1916 The crossing guard confirmed the chicken was struck by the egg. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1917 DNA keeps leading us to IHOP. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1918 He's right; it's the whiteboard that came first." 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1919 We're really close on this. We just need some more red yarn. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1920 He was the only man for the job after his work on the Schrödinger case 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1921 Now that's a combo 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1922 Don’t ever make the mistake of asking him if he wants chicken or an egg for supper. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1923 He’s getting ideas for the Sex Ed curriculum for the school district. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1924 Protruding evidence points to the egg coming before the chicken, but office politics will keep this in the dark. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1925 He' s working on an algorithm. He's sure that will solve it. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1926 That's been some trouble figuring out who wins third place. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1927 We’ve been asked to appear on ‘Unsolved Mysteries.’ 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1928 I find it pretty fowl that we've such poultry evidence to go by. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1929 Conference budgets sure took a hit since the pandemic. 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1930 The egg, just before Adam, for his bacon and egg breakfast. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1931 Frank,just because I have ovaries doesn’t mean I can solve this for you... 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1932 It was this or figuring out the unified field theory. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1933 That reminds me - my gnawing conundrum right now is should I order a chicken salad or egg salad sandwich for lunch? 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1934 What he doesn’t realize is that I come first 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1935 The victim bought the farm. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1936 It doesn't matter if chicken or egg came first now because we made it in the lab. All good for Business 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1937 He's a hardboiled detective. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1938 He keeps mumbling something about "crossing a road". 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1939 I don't know how many times I've told him, "Just make the damned omelet!" 1.2874 0.06723 87 70 9 8
1940 We've narrowed it down to just two suspects... each claims the other got there first. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1941 Well, if you read left-to-right, it's obviously the chicken. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1942 the solution is on the other side of the board 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1943 He refers to it as his "Rosetta Stone." 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1944 He was only asked to redesign the breakfast menu 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1945 What about Meta? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1946 We should crack this case pretty soon 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1947 Let’s just follow the science. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1948 I'm thinking of reassigning him to Project Tree in the Forest. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1949 Which came first? The quill or egg tempera? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1950 The murderer is obviously someone who can't stand existential questions. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1951 This research project won’t be over easy. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1952 Still, no crack in the case. It just dozen seem possible... 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1953 The egg seems to think this is all a yolk. 1.2870 0.04931 108 82 22 4
1954 Analog or Metaverse? That is the question. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1955 It's all wrong if one is reading from left to right. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1956 He said he’s about to crack this case wide open. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1957 Apparently the evolutionary biologists want us all to vote on who came first. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1958 The defining case of his career. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1959 He claims he can prove, using geometric logic, which came first. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1960 Wouldn’t it be good if Will Hunting were here? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1961 He says it was a tie. 1.2857 0.04959 84 60 24 0
1962 He's almost got this case cracked. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
1963 Well, he currently thinks it’s the dinosaur, but it’s probably his latest ‘breakthrough’.” 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1964 If anyone can figure it out it’s Steve Kornacki. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
1965 What part of “golden goose” was unclear? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1966 We put our eggheads on it, sir. We expect a breakthrough any minute now. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1967 He says he doesn't understand the question. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1968 It's something called 'neo-meta'." 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1969 I thought it would be more interesting asking which came second. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1970 He's not even looking at the rooster. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1971 An exercise in self-confidence; chicken and egg today, global warming tomorrow. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1972 He's now pondering what came first: the chicken salad sandwich or the omelette. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1973 He hasn't cracked it yet, but I'm craving an omelet 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1974 It's a new start-up, Chickenancestry.com. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1975 Is there a problem? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1976 He just proved they both came first. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1977 Explain to me again the merits of having a hands-on CEO. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1978 ‘We’ve cancelled all interviews, this is all we really need to know about prospective employees.’ 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
1979 He never knew his mother 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1980 Don't underestimate him; last year he invented Gluten-free bacon. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1981 He says he's close to cracking it. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1982 Couldn't we just have asked Frank Perdue? 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1983 My study sheds new light on "which came first," but more research is needed. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1984 It’s not as easy as it looks. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1985 He earned his stripes solving the case of a zebra's undercoat 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1986 He will give up and go vegan soon 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1987 He’s tried reversing his approach but still no luck. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1988 Our next symposium will examine the timeline of the cart versus the horse. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1989 Let's not wait -- he overthinks everything. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1990 I don't get this obsession. Like Dr. Ruth used to say, "Just take turns!" 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1991 I'm not sure I understand the question. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1992 We don’t think that coming first is important here 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1993 I know how it looks, but we ran out of work for the last summer interns. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1994 The new branding team at Facebook is just going through their process. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1995 Where’s the pregnancy test result stick? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1996 The data shows that you have to cross the road to get ahead. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1997 Are you the guy from I.T. who told him to use a smart board? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1998 Which came first, the intellectual or the naif? 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1999 are you kidding? he doesn't even know how his toaster works. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2000 He thinks the one on the right should come first 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2001 It’s not problematic. It’s the cafeteria menu. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2002 F the protein diet! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2003 I’d say he’s going to vote for the egg. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2004 HE came first, of course. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2005 Yeah,but what are we going to do if the DNA doesn’t match? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2006 We know it happened just before breakfast, sir." 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2007 He wants the chicken/egg project to be the lead story, can we bump climate emergency again? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2008 What is wrong with this mirror? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2009 When he gets done with this he's going to find out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2010 We poached the best in business 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2011 Chicken is the clear National winner of “who came first “but this Florida guy is claiming voter fraud. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2012 Just wait until we introduce him to Schrodinger. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2013 Which came first, the project or the staffing? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2014 I don't know, I walked away as soon as he said, 'podcast'. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2015 Unlike that guy over there we both know who came first 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2016 explain it to him, please! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2017 Actually, he's just trying to decide what to order for lunch. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2018 This security guard … was he by any chance sort of a reddish-brown, with white markings? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2019 I think we've cracked the case. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
2020 He just asked me about the road. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2021 McNuggets or McMuffins? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2022 Our perp is being a chicken - I'm going to apply some heat and win him over, easy 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2023 No one seems to know. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2024 We've finally whittled it down to these two 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2025 We've officially run out of Law & Order plots. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2026 This one always stumps the new recruits. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2027 Evolutionary, my dear Watson. 1.2824 0.04911 85 61 24 0
2028 His conspiracy flow chart seems to be going nowhere. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2029 just let him think he’s the philosopher he thinks he is 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2030 He promised his 6 year old daughter he would have the answer by her bedtime. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2031 Actually... 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2032 Do we at least know which was first to the scene? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2033 No doubt about it. He came first. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2034 And just when we thought we'd run out of ideas for Podcasts... 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2035 That guy there, he's actually projecting those objects on the board from his brain through his eyes. Want to go get a coffee? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2036 It’s a decision made in hell. No matter what you decide you get in. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
2037 Everyone thinks what came first, the chicken or the egg? But what about the rooster? 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2038 Poor guy, he thinks it's the egg 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2039 He wants to know exactly when the chicken crossed the road. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2040 Clearly that guy is a Never Chickener. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2041 Sure, We have eggs for breakfast, then chicken for lunch. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2042 Even the janitor can't figure this one out. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2043 We're looking at Mrs. Peacock with a dagger in the kitchen. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2044 They always want to know if the egg is an original print or a reproduction. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2045 It’s all such a mess, we decided to start from scratch 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2046 Finally someone is working on the real issues 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
2047 Are we sure we REALLY want to know which came first? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2048 That should keep your nerdy boyfriend busy while you and I--ahem--take a lunch break." 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2049 We're trying to work out what the crime actually is. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2050 Women figured this out centuries ago. Can we move on to something more pressing? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2051 But the rooster is the only one who actually came. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2052 This crime will never be solved. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2053 Should we tell him that's not a lunch menu? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2054 It is actually pronoun ediquette training 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
2055 Neither . . . 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2056 ‘This is what a meta problem used to mean’ 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2057 He is trying to decipher which came first, the egg or the chicken. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2058 He works in the cafeteria. 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
2059 Even Einstein couldn't work this one out 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2060 This chart offers definite proof that the chicken is unrelated to the egg. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2061 These Vegans need time to get their heads round this dilemma! 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2062 Yes, of course it was an affair. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2063 If he murmurs “Eggs-actly” one more time… 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2064 Our rebrand? Ovum 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2065 ForHENsics 101 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2066 Never ask a forensic detective what they want for lunch. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2067 CSI: Old McDonald’s Farm 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2068 It turns out the chicken was actually in cahoots with the egg 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2069 I told you a philosophy major would come in handy. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2070 It keeps him busy. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2071 There is evidence of fowl play. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2072 Is this relevant? The suspect ordered an omelette? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2073 All I asked him was if he knew how to make an omelet. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2074 He took your analogy too seriously Chief. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2075 We think he’s cracked it. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2076 While your research findings are undoubtedly compelling, I was actually more interested in whether you might be free for dinner tonight. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2077 He's our best cold case detective, but I don't know about this one. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2078 We had to go back to the drawing board. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2079 You'd think he was ordering off of a French menu" 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2080 I still think “Dialectics of Ambiguity in Interpreting Domestic Avian Reproduction in the Context of Transgressions of Asphalt” sounded fundable. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2081 It's was great to get Kornacki to speak at our convention between elections, but he's easily distracted. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2082 He has a major in Criminal Justice and a minor in Collage. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2083 The Boss wants to know where the bacon fits in. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2084 We do have one eyewitness who said he thought he saw the chicken laying that first egg, but he's not sure. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2085 Sometimes you don't want the answer, you just want the thrill of the chase. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2086 He's planning their family reunion. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2087 Did we really need to bring in McKinsey for this? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2088 This would explain the clucking sound 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2089 Yep, he thinks the chicken did it. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2090 I'm not buying it. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2091 The good news is the eggs are getting larger. The bad news is the chickens are not happy about it." 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2092 Which came first, breakfast or dinner? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2093 So I’m guessing he’s made no actual progress on next year’s budget. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2094 Either way, it's rich in protein. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2095 I disagree, the egg came first and it should be on the left. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2096 He’s close to an answer. Let’s not tell him, just yet, that his finding has been pulled 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2097 Yes, we have the chicken under close surveillance. 1.2791 0.04865 86 62 24 0
2098 He needs the overtime. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2099 If we can figure this out we can take back the House. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2100 No real leads yet, but we are still waiting on results from the coop. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2101 It is imperative that we crack this before breakfast. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2102 What are we looking at here? Tiny chicken or giant egg? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2103 Confidentially speaking, I don't think Harris can solve this. It feels like... like he's winging it. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2104 Which came second? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2105 He thinks the results of this study could get him tenure. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2106 Why do Ivy League breakfast menus have to be so complicated? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2107 He's been at this since graduate school, but he can't stop because the National Institutes of Health keeps giving him grants. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2108 The answer was obvious. Egg McMuffin for breakfast and chicken McNuggets for lunch 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2109 Chicken vs. Egg (Rooster started it!) 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2110 Of course it won't work. It's the goose that lays the golden egg, not the damn chicken. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2111 He was transferred from IT, and we didn't know what else to do with him. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2112 He keeps switching them from left to right. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2113 I think we’re treading on eggshells. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2114 Do you think he'll find out it's an elementary school bulletin board? It looks like that, no. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2115 Looks like Ted had finally moved past his one-hand-clapping phase. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2116 If we can establish which side of the road they are on, the whole issue of “first”becomes irrelevant. 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2117 I think he’s leaning towards the egg. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2118 Tell him it was a tie and let’s get out of here! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2119 Apparently this chicken or egg issue is still a major unresolved case for CSI: Des Moines. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2120 He believes he may soon have the solution. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2121 I told you Jerry doesn't deal very well with metaphors. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2122 Criminology 101 hasn't changed in years, has it? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2123 What difference does it really make ? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2124 I told you we should've made it cruelty-free. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2125 False dichotomies are political necessities; we always start newbies with the easier ones. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2126 And that's how the chickenosaurus was born 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2127 I'm sorry but I just don't care and I have serious reservations about people who do. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2128 Maybe we should go for pancakes instead 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2129 As it turns out, we were asking the wrong question. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2130 You don't need an egg pun to win the caption contest, Don. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2131 We can always call it a Six Sigma project and confuse the heck out of everyone. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2132 We appear to have a conundrum wrapped in an enigma. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2133 He's not sure which came first, the research or the art. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2134 We know one of them crossed the road, but we are still working on the motive. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2135 It's awful but someone will buy it. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2136 If he solves it do we hire him? Or do we hire him to solve it? 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2137 This might be the most complex case I’ve seen yet Scully 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
2138 Its value as a scientific tool is questionable but it’s got a great chance in the annual office art contest. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2139 He’s an expert in cloaca-location. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2140 He’s an evolutionary genealogist. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2141 That’s right, he killed the chicken AND the egg. So we’ll never know 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2142 David has just declared that he’s “ovo-vegetarian.” 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2143 Corporate understands "first things first." They really need him to move on to the "before they hatch" problem 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2144 This family tree leaves me with more questions than answers. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2145 He's invented Bitcoin. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2146 This research says noting about why it crossed the road. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2147 Bring in the rooster. 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 12 8
2148 It was a cooperative effort. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2149 Which came first, the flowchart or the geek? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2150 Of course CANCER RESEARCH gets all the funding. No one gets it." 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2151 "I told him we don't have 'answers' . . . only dozens of 'questions'." 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2152 We have two suspects: God and Darwin. The evidence points to Darwin, but the witnesses insist God made the chicken first. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2153 Who is going to tell him that neither is actually coming first, while they’re stuck on a container at the port? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2154 He's trying to decide whether to have a chicken sandwich or an omelet for lunch. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2155 He’s still searching for that elusive Option Three. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2156 He’s an egghead. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2157 If he solves this, he graduates to Exhibit B: "Did Adam have a belly button?" 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2158 This case is going to need serious investigation. Let’s head to brunch. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2159 We brought in someone from IT. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2160 He was a double major---Crime and Philosophy. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2161 Once we visualized the problem the answer became obvious. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
2162 I think our CEO looks more like the chicken, what do you think? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2163 He’s still working on his Junior High science project. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2164 He’ll never crack it. The evidence is poultry. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2165 I think it comes in last. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2166 Why, exactly, do we need to know? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2167 We're trying to figure out what goes first, the pictures or the string. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2168 When he told us,"I am lying," we knew he was the man for the job. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2169 It's obvious the labels should be Helvetica, but Don is saying to use Times New Roman. I can't stand much more. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2170 As his manager, I thought he should come out of his shell. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2171 Seriously? This case went cold last millenium. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2172 He still can’t decide what he wants for dinner. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2173 I admit it's elegant but it doesn't get us any closer to an answer. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2174 ...and that's why we have to start over. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2175 Let's circle back tomorrow. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2176 He still can't decide between breakfast and dinner 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2177 The longer we keep it a mystery, the longer we keep our funding. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2178 I'm not sure which came first: the useless pondering or the pointless head-scratching. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2179 We’re still hazy about the timeline. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2180 Don't let the chicken cross Texas roads, she should have the right to Roe her boat ashore" 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
2181 I really feel like we should be spending our time trying to solve actual crimes, Bob. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2182 We should probably tell him we meant the timeline of the crime. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2183 The results are from Ancestry.com but it's still confusing as to which one came first. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2184 Shouldn’t the egg be on the left? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2185 He's either overthinking this or too chicken to ask me out. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2186 I also like early Robert Caro more than the later stuff. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2187 He's getting close, we've got to shut him down 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2188 I have proven that correlation unequivocally implies causal connection 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2189 It should be an open-and-shut paternity case, but the chick's gone missing. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2190 He’s a creative chef so either way we win. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2191 He hasn’t even considered the rooster in all of this. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2192 If you think this is bad, just wait until you see the other side. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2193 That is my student, Curtis. A struggling Biology major with a Theology minor. If he thinks this is tough, I can't until we get to study Darwin. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2194 Talk to the rooster. See what he knows. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2195 Think we should tell him about Schrödinger's cat? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2196 Since half of Rooster’s statement has been redacted, and Mouse disputes one of Chicken’s witnesses, I’m going with Egg. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2197 I think the egg should go on the left and the chicken on the right. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2198 This is worse than when Schrödinger lost his cat. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2199 Now he's saying that the first egg was an inside job. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2200 I told our agent trainee that if he solved it, he'd immediately graduate from Quantico and go straight to his new posting - an undercover job at Chick-fil-A. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2201 This could have been an email. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2202 He thinks we should take it off the board. 1.2738 0.04895 84 61 23 0
2203 He did so well with “who’s on first” he’s advanced to this next one. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2204 At this rate I'll never finish my dissertation! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2205 He asked if this is the same as the birds and the bees. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2206 We've got a potential cereal killer on our hands." 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2207 He keeps submitting breakfast expenses as ‘investigations’ 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2208 I'm not telling him about the tree in the forest. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2209 We’re working on a compromise. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2210 Wait until we get to the part about crossing the road 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2211 Can he tell it came from an emu? 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
2212 I guess that we'll have to wait. He came first. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2213 If he can solve this, he thinks he can fix the supply chain mess. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2214 To think, it took a fourth grader to point out that we've been asking the wrong question. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2215 Look …I don’t think ROE V WADE in picture form will help persuade SCOTUS. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2216 Bill is really disappointed he wasn’t included in the new organisational chart. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2217 We keep telling him the case is closed… 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2218 How long is he going to stand there just to figure out you reap what you sow? Sounds more polite than the chickens come home 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2219 Don't tell the grant committee. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2220 All I wanted was a breakfast burrito. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2221 Who orchestrated this research grant? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2222 I wasn't sure if I should put the chicken to the right or the left of the egg. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2223 Twenty years later and you still haven't explained to him how the rooster plays into all of this? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2224 He’s ABD, and it’s not looking good. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2225 Rather than work on which came first, we decided to focus on which is tastier. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2226 Federal funding just came through to do the research to finally answer that age-old question. . . 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2227 Is this seriously the best interview problem we can think of? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2228 I don’t get it” “Shhhhh 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2229 He did his own research 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2230 I think this Texan is up to something. I know a way we can make $10,000. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2231 If he gets this right we can start the interview. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2232 We gotta spend that grant money somehow. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2233 He’s trying to figure out when brunch becomes lunch. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2234 Wow, you were right. Bob's really become a conspiracy theorist... 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2235 He should really be focused on the who's-getting-fired-first dilemma. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2236 Yeah, they're playing some sorta shell game. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2237 Of course he's going to say the egg came first,it's the size of a chicken. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2238 ...the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell... 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2239 Why a rooster and not a hen? 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2240 Let's solve the mystery of who came first,a chicken or an egg. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2241 Who needs Facebook? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2242 We have everything else figured out. Now we need the sequence. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2243 The hardest case to crack. Must be Hard-Boiled. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2244 We've got it down to two suspects, sir. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2245 He left out the Hen that laid the egg! 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2246 He came to us from KFC 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2247 Market research is trending toward the egg. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2248 He runs a Silicon Valley incubator. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2249 It's an elegant solution, but we're not sure it's right. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2250 Actually, it was a tie 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2251 It's the eternal question. Which came first? He thinks he has an answer! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2252 Apparently the key suspect is about to break. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2253 Who do you think will flip first? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2254 Yeah, well, he came first. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2255 The findings are strictly for the birds. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2256 He's trying out a new theory about it. 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2257 Oh, he loves exercises in futility. He’ll be there all day thinking about that one. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2258 We'll never know which came first: the chicken or the egg. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2259 Its an admission test to veterinarian school. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2260 Yes, but if I may clarify something about a woman’s ovulatory cycle … 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2261 All I did is switch the two pictures and as a PHD he is having trouble figuring it out... 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2262 Are you sure he has a PhD in genetics? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2263 I told you, it’s a rhetorical question. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2264 So if Schrodinger's chicken learns to think outside of the box, will we know why it crossed the road? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2265 I know who came first. 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
2266 The new test is 4% accurate in predicting your success at this organization. That beats the old test which was only 3% accurate. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2267 It's an entry level thing. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2268 Be patient. Actually, it's a tie, but he won't get it till Father's Day. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2269 Chicken salad has egg in it, right? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2270 Reverse it. The egg before the chicken. That will unscramble the it. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2271 The writing team for the film The Egg and I. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2272 He’s about to crack this case wide open. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2273 He calls it Q-capon. 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2274 I assure you, our best people are working on it. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2275 Anyone who actually enters a theory is accepted at the University. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2276 He claims the question has been asked before. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2277 The new guy's having a hard time getting started. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2278 Appeared at the same time during the big bang? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2279 It's always the rooster. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2280 Chicken is leading overall, but egg has won seven of the last ten. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2281 He can't decide which government agency makes the decision. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2282 Which came first, the flow or the chart? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2283 « It’s a cold case » 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2284 We're so close to cracking the egg 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2285 We're still working on motive. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2286 Excuse me, but my point is that there is no rooster in the picture. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2287 Which came first? My answer was… I like eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner. 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
2288 He can’t just let it go. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2289 We'll be assigning your case to Ed, here, Mr. Schrodinger. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2290 He's contemplating a new algorithm 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2291 We’ve got our top researchers working on that age old question; which came first, the chicken or the egg? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2292 He's never going to crack it 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2293 I'm most concerned about the Costco receipt he's pinned up there with a hundred dollars worth of 5-hour Energy drinks. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2294 I told you we needed a vegan option 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2295 There's still no word on the eleven missing eggs. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2296 Some things take more time to figure out than others. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2297 I've got one... why wear a mask just because it greatly reduces severe illness and death? 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2298 We think we’re close to cracking the case. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2299 That is why his nickname is ELEMENTARY WATSON. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2300 Still no clue who did it. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2301 He hasn't figured out the correlation. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2302 All I know for certain is this: his wife certainly did not come first. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2303 You really think the post it notes help? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2304 I disagree. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2305 Initially, it was just the two pictures. Then everyone had an opinion. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2306 We're trying to order lunch. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2307 He's still obsessed with this cold case. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2308 We may never know 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2309 He has ambition, and his technique is sound, but this is an art gallery, not a police department. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2310 All evidence points to the chicken. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2311 It started out as a recipe for a chicken omelette 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2312 We proved it: the bulletin board came first 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2313 Dr. Occam is rethinking his position again. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2314 We’ve detained the third one, they’ll crack soon. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2315 The answer to the problem is obvious - The first shall be last and the last first….. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2316 Our intern program is not attracting the caliber of talent we had hoped for. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2317 It has to be the Chicken ! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2318 Yeah — we can’t decide if the new corporate brand is ‘’TransEgg’ or ‘MetaChicken’… 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2319 Some people think he's a genius, I say he's a dumb cluck. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2320 I think our participant is figuring things out on the drawing board! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2321 Which came first, the vegan or the vegetarian? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2322 There’s no way this guy gets it right. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2323 The Chief wants to know which came first. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
2324 Alright. Bring them in for questioning. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2325 We have reason to believe it was the egg, sir. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2326 There is certainly a statistical correlation between them, but thus far we have been unable to establish any causal link. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2327 The chronology of the case is significant. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2328 It wasn't the chicken or the egg. The rooster came first. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2329 How our candidates answer this has become their highest placement factor. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2330 He’s taking too long to decide what to get for lunch!” 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2331 He is doing well with the interview questions. Next ask him about “crossing the road.” 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2332 I think we're really close to cracking this one. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2333 If he doesn't make his mind up soon, we're never going to eat. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2334 He's trying to figure out how he can become a dad. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2335 Nobody told him he didn’t make detective, but I have no idea how he got the board. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2336 Dilemma boards are like vision boards for people obsessed with the past. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2337 If he can decide what came first, he gets the promotion. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2338 It's unfair that we put the chicken on the left which is the innately implied beginning 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2339 Everyone knows the rooster came first. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2340 I don't care which came first, I'm a Vegan. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2341 When he solves this, we will flip board around so he can answer the cross the road question also. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2342 This is only first-generation concept. We move to second generation if it's a girl. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2343 can we eat? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2344 Wait. What was the question, again? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2345 All I know is that there was fowl play. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2346 His thesis is “Schrodinger’s Chicken” 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2347 We got a huge grant by asking a new question-which came second? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2348 Why would you regret filling the Philosophy opening with an ex-cop? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2349 Just wait until he finds out the next meeting is on the metaverse 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2350 What’s taking so long? All he has to do is choose a winning photo for the philosophy contest. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2351 He’s pretty close to cracking this one wide open 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2352 The research grant market is officially a bubble. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2353 The egg came first. We believe in evolution around here. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2354 We have more data on the chicken and the egg question, but unfortunately still no conclusion 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2355 All our job candidates need to solve this before being hired! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2356 I know it seems hopeless, but he did solve the case of Schrodinger's Cat! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2357 I got my PhD in forensics for THIS? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2358 We just proved that Egg = mChicken squared 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2359 We have one of the best thinkers in the world to settle this once and for all. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2360 Simon is our hardest boiled detective. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2361 Just another Big Lie—I hear it was the work of a duck.” 1.2667 0.06932 75 61 8 6
2362 Leave it to a science fair kid to answer that question! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
2363 I don't think it was the purpose of the lecture, but I did find out why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2364 We expect a major breakthrough in epistemology soon. Or breakfast. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2365 Fuck you, Greg. I told you about my diarrhea in confidence 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2366 It was the chicken all along! Was it? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2367 Mr. Kornacki goes on when Mr. Kornacki is ready. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
2368 I think we need to consider suspecting the Little Red Rooster 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2369 Why can't it be the chicken AND the egg? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2370 He just keeps saying “let’s circle back” over and over again. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2371 It’s just a shot - he was an extra in Good Will Hunting. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2372 At this rate, we're never going to make it to brunch... 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2373 Ironically, this might be the first show in 20 seasons where I don’t know if I’ll be able to predict the ending. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2374 Let's just go to lunch - he's going to be a while..... 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2375 How do you think he get started with all of this? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2376 With Wifi down again, there was simply no other way to stay engaged. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2377 He's a real egghead. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2378 Wanna get breakfast? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2379 So far...only made me hungry. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2380 You should see his thesis on quiche versus frittatas 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2381 Could it have been the rooster? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2382 Darwin has stumped us, I quit. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2383 I don't know, where do we start? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2384 So much for rhetorical questions." 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2385 Looks like we're gonna be here a while. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2386 We got a lot of intel from the chicken wire, and now we also have a tail on her. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2387 Who hatched this problem? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2388 He's working on a start-up. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2389 New KFC menu. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
2390 Let’s face it, we both know who comes first. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2391 So, regarding our discussion last night post-coitus...who would you say came first...Me or Billy?" "On me...or in me?" "It's an age old question no one can answer. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2392 So, do you think you can develop an app for this project? We believe the egg laying market is ripe for disruption. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2393 Some people never move on. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2394 He's looking at this problem outside the box How to put a chicken back into an egg 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2395 He got the egg sent down for twenty years. Now he says he's not so sure 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2396 As part of our vegan control group, this should be good. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2397 It's his new algorithm. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2398 I told him to stop listening to murder podcasts…guy thinks he can solve anything now. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2399 I told him it was the egg, and he gave me the bird. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2400 He’s one of those hourly workers. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2401 He is the head scientist for the ole MacDonald farm. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2402 You think he'll ever crack it? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2403 It’s not a very funny yoke 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2404 He’s a genius at belaboring the obvious 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2405 Yeah it’s a cold case but we think we’re close. 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2406 Fred's about to start his new project but is still a little unsure about where to begin. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2407 At first I thought it was quackery. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2408 It's his family and he wonders about their connection. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2409 He's working on an eggorithm for Facebook. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2410 Most of them don't even get this far. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2411 We need a break. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2412 I thought this was the “solve world hunger” meeting. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2413 We figured out which came first, now we are trying to what difference it makes! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2414 I tried to explain that it was a philosophical question, but now he won't let it go. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2415 Why was the chicken frustrated? Because the egg came first. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2416 We think the victims may have been connected somehow. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2417 Who's on first, What's on second...You get the idea... 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2418 This guy knows too much. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2419 It's time to bring them in for questioning. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2420 No detective, we don't know who left first either." 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2421 So that is Zuckerberg’s “Meta”! It’s marvelous, isn’t it? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2422 He’s been staring at it for three days. I think I broke him. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2423 Normally, this is a metaphorical question. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2424 He says he's absolutely certain, because God spoke directly to him! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2425 His pronoun is 'it'.' 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2426 I told him the chicken's name was "Causation", and now he's stuck in an infinite loop. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2427 I will speak at 9. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2428 I told him that I don't know. But also that if he doesn't stop with the chicken and egg stuff, I do know is who getting fired first. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2429 He's the most rigorous sous-chef I've ever worked with. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2430 He's still trying to justify eating 20 cold McNuggets for lunch. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2431 His learning challenge is particularly with chicken reproduction 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2432 He's just trying to prove it wasn't him. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2433 What we've discovered is that there is no "first" in the question of "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". The egg and the chicken both exist in a sort of "spacious present" which contains all probable pasts, presents, and futures. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2434 This is the expert who will tell us who came first: Trump or the white supremacists. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2435 This is that original cold case I was telling you about. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2436 It’s that age old existential question: “Who came first — the philosopher or the anthropologist?” 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2437 He claims the process flow lacks “candling,” whatever the hell that is. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2438 Based on all the research and calculations, it was determined that the scientists should have a chicken sandwich and an omelet for lunch. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2439 I know…Observation, Question, Hypothesis, but how will he Test it?? Do we give it Honorable Mention? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2440 He thinks its a tie. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2441 So how do we monetize this? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2442 He called us over to announce his finding. Now he says it might be the chicken after all. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
2443 Perhaps, let me take a crack at it? 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2444 If he solves this one, we'll have him take a crack at string theory. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2445 He wants to know who's on first? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2446 He used to be a “chick porn”addict. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
2447 He'd have it figured out if it weren't for that whole 'age old question' thing 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2448 Oh Harold, don’t mind him, he does this every time his mother in law visits. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2449 The grant was titled "On the primacy of ova in gallus gallus domesticus", so we didn't really know what we were paying for. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2450 We've concluded a more interesting problem is which came second. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2451 All of our evidence is in order. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2452 How disappointing…I just got last week’s New Yorker today and had a great caption for it. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2453 Can't we just, like, use 23andMe? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2454 Asexuals seem to be the most stumped on this one. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2455 I don't see the harm in bringing in a 4th consultant to figure out why so many Americans have left their low-paying jobs. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2456 We're working on the fowl chart. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2457 After he solves this, he'll try to figure out where all the missing socks go. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2458 He's no John Nash, but he's good in bed. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2459 Still trying to figure it out,sir. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2460 It was rhetorical, but now I think he's onto something. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2461 Spent 3k on the plane ticket and this is what he called "revolutionary" 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2462 We proved it was the chicken that crossed the road, not the egg. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2463 The last person to study something basic like this got a Nobel Prize and he is aspirational…. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2464 He's in the final round of our job interview process. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2465 I agree, the case has gone stale and we could use a wake-up call. Okay Mac, subpoena the rooster. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2466 Ch-egg mate. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2467 I told him to get me coffee an hour ago 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2468 Okay, Genius, go ahead and submit 'To get to the other side.' 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2469 Actually, he was here before either of them. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2470 When I asked him what came first, I was actually just wanting his omelette recipe. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
2471 There are not enough algorithms even when using AI to answer this one! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2472 Let him be. He may finally have a solution to the age old question of which came first! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2473 Yes, it's a very basic task: without a rooster there is no egg, right ? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2474 This problem has finally allowed him to keep his schizophrenia under control 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2475 The theory of relativity would have been heady, but there's much more interest in this life long question." 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2476 Did you hear they cut our funding? Now we’ll never figure it out. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2477 But if we all leave, and it falls over, will it make a sound? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2478 This will keep him busy for awhile. Let’s do lunch 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2479 He’s looking for something that will finally expose Big Farm-a. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2480 We have applied for a grant to study this issue in the turkeys. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2481 I don’t think Craig is hard-boiled enough to crack the case. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2482 circular scene investigator is the new CSI 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2483 In the streaming series ‘Afterlife,’ Richard Nixon returns to Earth as a middle-aged office manager who tries to amuse coworkers with monthly existential challenges. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2484 Don’t worry, this will keep our new VP occupied indefinitely. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2485 What time did you get here? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2486 It's a conundrum. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2487 The methods section just says 'got stoned'. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2488 We are close to a breakthrough in determining which came first. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2489 He's working on which came first 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2490 . “At some point in the species’ evolution, a proto-chicken laid an egg out of which hatched a chicken. Why is that so mysterious????” 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2491 So you’re telling me that NONE of these are in a McNugget? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2492 He's the tech mogul who bought the Brooklyn Bridge last week so I'm confident he'll purchase your NFT, 'Schrödinger's Chicken-Egg'" 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2493 There is a 92.6% probability his research will produce no publishable results. However, his omelets are amazing! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2494 He’s concluded that the rooster came first 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2495 After petty crimes you progress to solving poultry crimes. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2496 I bet he's a lousy lay. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2497 I can't remember which came first--the irrelevant whiteboard, or Mike's standing around worthlessly daydreaming all day. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2498 The chicken makes sense, but why on earth would an egg cross the road? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2499 How about you let ME come first for once? 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
2500 As far as we can tell, that’s why it crossed the road. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2501 I think your game-show concept might be too confusing. 1.2609 0.07903 69 59 2 8
2502 he probably always comes first 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2503 $10 million and 6 years later and no headway has been made, what we need to do is get a few more people on this project. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2504 You know, this 'Chicken or Egg First' case is really messing with me. I don't think we'll be able to crack this one. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2505 You know Phil, he just can't let things go. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2506 If there's anyone who can solve it, it's him... .He's the best damn Chicken Detective I've ever seen. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2507 So, only one is an original 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2508 Something is missing in this picture. What do you think it is? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2509 Sanders says his uncle knows. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2510 He’s having a hard time figuring out where to begin with this case… 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2511 Here at the Xeno Corporation we answer the tough questions. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2512 He's teaching " Critical Chicken-Egg Theory". 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2513 Outrageous! I saw an article on Facebook that the government is implanting one into the other! Total overreach!! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2514 We’re in the process of upgrading to Hazing The Interns 2.0… 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2515 We may not know the answer, but we know what’s for dinner 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2516 Yes, yes - the chicken or the egg thing….. But is an un-answerable question - Is the chicken is too small or the egg is way to big 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2517 The egg has a better agent. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2518 It's better than the Something from Nothing test. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2519 Has he made any progress?” “Yes, he thinks the post-it note came first. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2520 This is the last time we hire a philosophy major at the FBI. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2521 He’s trying out for Jeopardy! 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2522 You're right, Poster Presentations are soooo limiting" 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2523 Who fires him first? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2524 We’ve narrowed the suspects down to these two, sir, but the evidence doesn’t clear up who arrived first. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2525 'He said neither, the Big Bang was first.' 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2526 He says the egg should be scrambled 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2527 I would probably be more enthusiastic if I weren’t vegan 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2528 Which came first, Evan or his bulletin board? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2529 Hmm...chicken plus egg equals dinosaur? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2530 You do realize that this does not solve our mammal problem. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2531 You said these are cage-free, right? 1.2593 0.06029 81 63 13 4
2532 I wonder which came first, the nerd or the evidence board? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2533 Next is the Democratic Spending Plan. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2534 It's always back to the basics with him. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2535 Yes, he’s broken down the lyrics to an old Paul Simon song, Mother and Child Reunion 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2536 We are ecstatic that Mr. Trump has sponsored this investigation of which came first. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2537 Now we’re working on who came in third—was it Post-Its or the bulletin board?” 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2538 This new Agile methodology can solve anything these days! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2539 No, he's just planning the corporate luncheon. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2540 You're being too philosophical. The egg, obviously. Breakfast comes before dinner. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2541 I don’t know what he does, but everyone has to have a data science department now. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2542 Don't interrupt, he's in a fowl mood! 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2543 Anti-vaxxing is so over.We are now proving eggs do not come from chickens. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2544 and next month the display will be one of Schroedinger's Cat. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2545 He is the new hire for the puzzle department. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2546 He has a federal grant to investigate precedence. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2547 Finally, I've got the solution - call Neil deGrasse Tyson 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2548 Put an APB out on the Chicken 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2549 He thinks that the rooster is the missing piece. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2550 He must be interviewing at Meta. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2551 I wonder how these two relate? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2552 It's our newest Qanon talking point proving that there is no relationship between chickens and eggs. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2553 He is thinking about contesting the results of the election. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2554 Time to make the call. Shut it down and file it as a "cold case". 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2555 When the bosses at NASA said we needed to "get back to basics" I think they may have gone a little too far. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2556 They don't know what came first, the guy or the board. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2557 Actually, the cockerel came first. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2558 The real question is, “who let the dogs out?” 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2559 Corporate brought in the big guns. He’s the guy who figured out why it crossed the road. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2560 We’ll tell him it’s a rooster later…let’s just see what he comes up with. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2561 The point. He missed it again. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2562 The poster sessions are raising some interesting questions this year. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2563 He’s trying to figure out a workaround. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2564 Who ever figures this out will be promoted. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2565 He's trying to work out how to fit the chicken in the egg. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2566 The new breakfast menu is still in development. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2567 For an unbiased approach we outsourced 'The chicken or the egg?' project to a vegan consultant 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2568 Leave him be. Says there's a Nobel in this, if he can solve it. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2569 Tell your client that unfortunately there's no conclusive evidence to prove that he's the real father. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2570 Everyone always assumes it's a chicken egg. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2571 Good news,the Government has just renewed our $100M research contract as part of the infrastructure bill. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2572 I only gave him the task to get him out of our hair... 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2573 We have asked our forensic team to see if they can solve it. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
2574 He’s probably going to chicken out. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2575 Neither. The yolks on him. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2576 We gotta stop letting flat earthers re-answer already answered questions 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2577 What a power trip 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2578 I didn't come at all 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2579 He says there's a 50/50 chance he's finally figured it out. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2580 He won't admit to not understanding it, so we're good. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2581 We've narrowed down our suspects to two. Now we have to decide which came first. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2582 The conclusion is the Rooster came first. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2583 All he’s said is “When is lunch?”. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2584 Actually, we’re trying to figure out what came next, the frying pan or the rotisserie… 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2585 The mother did it! Did anyone ever ask how Humpty arrived to sit on a wall? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2586 Relax, Ed, letting an egghead take a crack at it made sense. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2587 State stopped us from actually teaching Sex-Ed again, I see. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2588 I’m still not sure why it crossed the road. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2589 I was just getting used to the chalk board menus, now this! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2590 First, we'll need to establish a timeline 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2591 It's a vegan's idea of a zen koan. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2592 Which came first is no longer the question. We just want to know why the chicken crossed the road and did anyone see her. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2593 Could be shocking for some of them when you tell where chicken nuggets come from 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2594 We’re just working out the timeline. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2595 He's gonna be awhile: Want to grab a drink? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2596 Anyway you look at it we come out with egg on our faces. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2597 It doesn't seem like we're making any progress. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2598 Shouldn't the two pictures be switched? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2599 I believe that the Rooster came first. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2600 It turns out free range, organic chickens came before the eggs. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2601 Well, I know whose coming in last at this year’s science fair. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2602 Trust me, “In Vitro Cage Free” will make even the diehard CSI freaks second and triple guess. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2603 Someone stole his Chicken McNuggets. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2604 Tom says Fox News reported that Trump knows the answer but refuses to divulge it until he's restored as President! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2605 It’s just brunch…he’s really overthinking it 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2606 should we just tell him? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2607 It's the "murder board" approach to determine which came first. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2608 I am presenting a Hen Diagram that refutes these findings. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2609 It’s an algorithm to find out which came first. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2610 This has been a tough case to crack. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2611 He's the art critic for My Weekly Reader. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2612 No-one gets this right on the McKinsey hiring exam. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2613 Hey guys, I think I found the supply-chain issues … 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2614 It may not be urgent to you, but he hasn't moved since last March. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2615 The content engages without providing answers or a moral compass. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2616 Last week it was ‘Being and Nothingness’ 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2617 If only the research question were more explicit. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2618 All the female participants try to find a way to have both the chicken and the egg, but not Dave here. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2619 The egg was surely the killer. Look at his devilish eggxpression 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2620 He said that once he’s solved this, he’ll move on to trees that fall in the woods when no one is around to hear them. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2621 It's my theory of relativity. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2622 Two Meals is such a clever name for your painting. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2623 I am debating whether to have an egg salad or a chicken sandwich for lunch. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2624 He's new. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2625 No he's just trying to decide what he wants for brunch. 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
2626 He's known as an "egghead" so i think he's more likely to--- 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2627 Who cares which is first..why did it cross (or roll) the road? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2628 Ok I think he’ll be distracted for a while. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2629 Should we kiss? Seems like he's gonna be here for a while. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2630 He thinks the egg did it. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2631 Starring Woody Harrelson as “The Egg” 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2632 I told him it was the new 'Where's Waldo.' 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2633 You’ll never guess what question they ask first. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2634 Both are in critical condition, but it’s a question of who shot first 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2635 It's the usual conundrum 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2636 This may take a minute 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2637 He's into ancestry. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2638 We just can't figure out the timeline." 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2639 I’m feeling like brunch today 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2640 We found him on Facebook, claiming to have the 'facts' the science community doesn't want us to know. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2641 He stopped swiping so we’re making progress. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2642 All I said was, 'What did you have for breakfast?' 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2643 He’s vegan, so he really doesn’t care. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2644 Well, the client won't take "both" for an answer. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2645 He still can't tell the difference 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2646 I wish I had a partner who had more rational obsessions, like alien conspiracies. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
2647 Word of advice? Don't make the joke 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2648 He’s trying to remember if he drew the picture in response to the question of if he asked the question because he drew the picture. 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
2649 He says he's searching for an algorithm to unravel this existential problem. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2650 It's still a mystery. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2651 I don’t think we’re hiring this one. He asked where the other eleven were. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2652 You know it's a Feminist perspective, since no one ever talks about the rooster! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2653 Yeah, apparently Elon Musk found the answer. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2654 Just give him another minute. This is his Good Will Hunting moment. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2655 We're planning a follow-up session on crossing the road. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2656 He's from CSI and is figuring out where the egg was when the chicken crossed the road. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2657 He thinks it’s the cafeteria menu board. He’s trying to decide if lunch will be the chicken salad or egg salad. He’s been at it for hours. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2658 I can’t help but think that the time and energy we have put into this is a little egg-travagant. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2659 Where's the rooster dad in this equation? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2660 We've narrowed it down to these two. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2661 I give him a 50/50 chance of solving this. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2662 He doesn't know it's a trick question! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2663 Solve this then we’ll work on that pesky ‘crossing the road’ conundrum. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2664 Spoiler alert: there is no other side. 1.2535 0.05923 71 54 14 2
2665 Of course the chicken came first - what, do you need a diagram? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2666 He's not sure where to start 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2667 He can explain it - but where to begin? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2668 Shall we tell him it was a tie? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2669 Do you want to tell him, or can I do it? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2670 No more interns for you. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2671 I’m a bit worried about Egbert’s neutrality on this case. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2672 When I married him, I thought he'd be more interesting. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2673 He wanted to go back to basics. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2674 He’s still stuck on how she’ got across the road. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2675 Our museum specializes in modern art that asks new unexpected questions. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2676 Well, it's only been two days since he started. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2677 I could go for a chicken omelet. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2678 Should we tell him it was only a metaphor, or just hide his gun again? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2679 Which comes first, the market or the marketing? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2680 I prefer flow chatting. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2681 We keep going in circles, and getting hungry. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2682 He says his great grandfather asked his grandfather who asked his father who asked him. It’s no surprise he isn’t married. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2683 The plot diagram seems a bit weak. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2684 We are pitching it with the working name, CSI Barnyard. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2685 Have we run out of business problems to work on? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2686 I still don’t think we should add this to the curriculum. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2687 Well, reading from left to right, it’s clearly the chicken. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2688 We might as well go to lunch. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2689 Obviously the rooster came first. He always does. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2690 Eventually, we'll know why the chicken crossed the road. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2691 He's realizing it wasn't the chicken or the egg that came first: it was the consultants. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2692 Why isn't he wearing a jacket? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2693 Maybe MOMA would be interested. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2694 All this and no closer to figuring out who pushed Humpty Dumpty. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2695 Cracking this one is going to get messy. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2696 Nothing will come from this… 1.2533 0.05056 75 56 19 0
2697 Which came first, the philosopher or the geneticist? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2698 I don't know Stan, do we really want to rely on an unhatched egg as our star witness in the case? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2699 He's from the FBI's riddle team at Langley. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2700 The Wire: Season 10 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2701 Imagine when we ask him "Why did the chicken cross the road?" 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2702 Genealogy & dating studies confirm that the art pre-dates the artist 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2703 Don't you know he was adopted? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2704 Let us not ask... Chicken or Egg? .....but Why?... 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2705 We just hired the guy who decided to rebrand Facebook. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2706 I keep telling him, just use a normal menu. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2707 I'm chicken, but he's the