Contest #778 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2021-10-31T23:31:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2021-11-15T00:32:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2021-11-09T00:32:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	November 15, 2021
Number of captions	7089
Number of responses	743889
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	It’s the closest Texas would let us get to sex ed.	1.9263	0.01108	6103	2528	1497	2077
1	Him? That's the guy who figured out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.	1.7820	0.01144	4862	2191	1540	1131
2	We have ordered both from Amazon and we are going to see which comes first.	1.7269	0.01392	3325	1648	937	740
3	Don't sell him short. He did solve that crossing the road thing.	1.7159	0.01407	2862	1332	1011	519
4	I love messing with the interns.	1.7131	0.01703	2025	968	670	387
5	He's good. Last week, he figured out that you CAN put the cart before the horse.	1.7113	0.01647	2113	998	727	388
6	Should he pass this one, we'll put him on Schroedinger's cat.	1.7090	0.01932	1770	917	451	402
7	Order both from Amazon--see which one comes first.	1.7072	0.01868	1810	914	512	384
8	I bet if we asked the hens, they'd say the rooster came first.	1.6929	0.03054	736	400	162	174
9	We’ve got it narrowed down to two possibilities.	1.6911	0.01559	2318	1121	792	405
10	He's convinced there's a third possibility.	1.6887	0.02113	1182	553	444	185
11	I know it's dumb. But we got a grant.	1.6865	0.01652	2121	1050	686	385
12	So, if anyone spends more than a minute in front of the board, we don't hire them.	1.6860	0.01636	2134	1049	706	379
13	We have positive IDs on both suspects. We just don't know who started it.	1.6850	0.01684	2111	1069	638	404
14	If only my husband cared this much about who came first	1.6850	0.02683	911	487	224	200
15	We’ve finally got enough to bring the rooster in for questioning.	1.6821	0.01921	1513	739	516	258
16	Our hopes are high; just last week he put the horse before the cart.	1.6810	0.01748	1906	956	602	348
17	He's good, last week he solved the disappearing socks in dryer case.	1.6791	0.01737	1882	933	620	329
18	I told him it was rhetorical but apparently he was a philosophy major.	1.6778	0.01745	1853	917	616	320
19	Bill’s been on it for 2 weeks now. At this point no one has the heart to tell him it was rhetorical.	1.6757	0.01804	1779	897	562	320
20	He’ll crack this. He’s the one who figured out why it crossed the road.	1.6704	0.01933	1508	755	495	258
21	Does he know the answer is on the other side?	1.6673	0.01950	1557	806	463	288
22	The hen said the rooster came first.	1.6671	0.02042	1547	842	378	327
23	The suspect and victim appear to be related.	1.6643	0.02245	1111	560	364	187
24	The School Board sent him to see if it's too explicit.	1.6620	0.02985	716	389	178	148
25	This is why we don’t give research grants to philosophy majors.	1.6618	0.02579	887	462	263	162
26	All evidence points to fowl play.	1.6614	0.02967	694	369	191	134
27	I thought we agreed no use of paradoxical metaphors around the engineers.	1.6609	0.02088	1392	738	388	266
28	Cold case squad says the picture on the left is what our killer might look like today.	1.6566	0.02168	1325	718	344	263
29	I can’t believe it is taking him this long to figure out that I’m pregnant.	1.6553	0.02191	1285	694	340	251
30	He’s close to cracking it.	1.6542	0.02059	1284	648	432	204
31	I was dubious at first too, but it turns out he's the one who solved the case of the fallen tree in the forest.	1.6523	0.02451	952	495	293	164
32	Yeah, he's new, they've got him working cold cases.	1.6495	0.02857	659	333	224	102
33	Why is a MAN making a decision on hen reproduction?	1.6493	0.02249	1189	639	328	222
34	Should we tell him that the solution is on the other side?	1.6474	0.03879	380	199	116	65
35	It’s the oldest cold case we have.	1.6471	0.02178	1159	595	378	186
36	He says it's for science, but I think he's doing it to get chicks.	1.6448	0.02313	1112	598	311	203
37	And nobody thought to question the rooster?	1.6439	0.02280	1115	592	328	195
38	This is a great example of a meeting that could have been an email.	1.6431	0.02303	1073	565	326	182
39	He's boiled it down to two possibilities.	1.6420	0.02650	757	385	258	114
40	We call it a hen diagram.	1.6419	0.02314	1089	582	315	192
41	He thinks he can crack it.	1.6410	0.02656	819	436	241	142
42	We normally wouldn't bother, but you never turn down any kind of federal funding.	1.6393	0.02346	1037	550	311	176
43	Who's got the heart to tell him that's a rooster?	1.6391	0.02358	1028	546	307	175
44	Can we at least agree that they both taste delicious when fried?	1.6372	0.02334	1006	524	323	159
45	He has a novel approach: He's trying to figure out which came second.	1.6369	0.02302	1019	527	335	157
46	His father went crazy working on the tree falling in the empty forest case.	1.6361	0.02368	981	513	312	156
47	We keep getting stuck on the who cares aspect of the question.	1.6358	0.02378	994	526	304	164
48	We can't seem to establish a timeline of events.	1.6356	0.02302	988	504	340	144
49	I found something for the intern to do.	1.6355	0.02343	985	511	322	152
50	Bad news. Someone made a sandwich out of the evidence.	1.6346	0.02472	977	535	264	178
51	Let’s try it by the process of elimination. Who came second?	1.6344	0.02364	960	497	317	146
52	It's a Hen diagram.	1.6343	0.02785	763	416	210	137
53	It's an age-old conundrum. Einstein was the first to realize both make good sandwiches.	1.6340	0.02408	981	524	292	165
54	This question is not over easy.	1.6340	0.02782	683	351	231	101
55	Law and Order: KFC	1.6326	0.02498	950	520	259	171
56	The egg comes first in Texas.	1.6310	0.02533	924	507	251	166
57	He's good. He solved 'paper or plastic' and 'debit or credit.'	1.6302	0.02911	668	358	199	111
58	Fantastic news--we've narrowed it down to two possibilities.	1.6266	0.02442	881	457	296	128
59	I'd summarize the case for you, but I don't even know where to begin.	1.6263	0.02432	883	457	299	127
60	It's our little way to keep him busy while the rest of us go to lunch.	1.6259	0.02480	866	453	284	129
61	I feel we’re very close now… he’s narrowed it down to two possibilities.	1.6254	0.02495	857	449	280	128
62	He’s good. Just last week he figured out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck.	1.6253	0.02532	862	460	265	137
63	His latest theory is that the answer may lie just across the road.	1.6248	0.03059	589	314	182	93
64	I think we can rule out the egg. It's got an airtight alibi.	1.6241	0.02516	846	445	274	127
65	He always overthinks breakfast.	1.6227	0.03556	432	230	135	67
66	Which came first, the elevated patriarchal construct of the rooster’s role or the marginalization of the hen?	1.6222	0.02616	839	459	238	142
67	We ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon to see which comes first.	1.6193	0.02684	809	448	221	140
68	He’s from CSI: Iowa	1.6179	0.02722	793	442	212	139
69	It's not an existential question -- he's trying to decide on lunch.	1.6173	0.02518	784	402	280	102
70	We suspect fowl play.	1.6152	0.02706	764	417	224	123
71	It’s time the rooster bares some responsibility .	1.6146	0.02738	755	415	216	124
72	I told him he needed to get laid. I think he misunderstood.	1.6132	0.02790	742	413	203	126
73	He knows which came first but is hung up on whether the question needs a comma.	1.6118	0.02691	747	403	231	113
74	Well, he did solve the cart-and-horse problem.	1.6111	0.03830	360	192	116	52
75	Gary, that's a rooster.	1.6107	0.04470	298	169	76	53
76	The grant came first.	1.6107	0.02776	727	400	210	117
77	It’s even more complex since this is a rooster who identifies as a hen.	1.6097	0.02900	720	413	175	132
78	Fill out the right forms and you can get a federal grant for anything.	1.6082	0.02768	707	384	216	107
79	The hen has motive, opportunity, and ovaries. I say, bring her in.	1.6072	0.02784	690	373	215	102
80	I’m beginning to think that we’re asking the wrong question.	1.6072	0.02799	695	379	210	106
81	It’s the final step in our interview process.	1.6071	0.02761	700	378	219	103
82	This is not what I meant when I said “let’s start from the beginning”	1.6068	0.03984	323	171	108	44
83	Let's focus on what came last and work backwards.	1.6066	0.02642	694	358	251	85
84	I thought this case would be over-easy.	1.6059	0.03200	505	269	166	70
85	It is not a question of which came first. It is a question of, who cares?	1.6053	0.03073	565	306	176	83
86	He definitely suspects fowl play.	1.6041	0.02734	682	362	228	92
87	Sir, there’s a concern among the team that we aren’t getting the meaningful assignments.	1.6033	0.02818	673	366	208	99
88	Don’t laugh. It’s an interview question for Google applicants.	1.6030	0.04470	267	145	83	39
89	The evidence is starting to show that there may have been another chicken involved.	1.6021	0.02841	666	364	203	99
90	Frankly sir, this case was never going to be over easy.	1.6012	0.02782	667	358	217	92
91	It’s part of our executive leadership program. We like to see how long they’ll work on a no win situation….	1.6006	0.02885	651	358	195	98
92	If we solve this, we could finally start on why it crossed the road.	1.5994	0.02775	649	344	221	84
93	I can't believe this... the janitor solved it overnight.	1.5994	0.02939	624	343	188	93
94	His work on poultry traversing public thoroughfares was groundbreaking.	1.5983	0.03060	595	333	168	94
95	We have one other victim but the photo is scrambled.	1.5974	0.02968	626	349	180	97
96	If one more person says 'we're going to crack this case wide open,' I'm going to slap them.	1.5972	0.04362	288	160	84	44
97	I just had to. He thinks he knows everything.	1.5957	0.03017	611	343	172	96
98	No way he'll get this one. He couldn't even figure out why it crossed the road.	1.5956	0.05536	183	103	51	29
99	Somebody should really tell him it doesn't matter.	1.5954	0.02946	613	337	187	89
100	Explain to me again, why do we care?	1.5947	0.03034	602	338	170	94
101	Are we asking ourselves the right questions?	1.5944	0.02897	609	329	198	82
102	The problem is, the original evidence was all scrambled.	1.5931	0.02987	612	342	177	93
103	He's the best - he solved that "crossing the road" problem.	1.5930	0.02952	602	330	187	85
104	We’re still considering a third option.	1.5924	0.02853	606	323	207	76
105	You do realize that’s a rooster, right?	1.5923	0.03058	601	341	164	96
106	Again, why does HR want to know this?	1.5917	0.03882	338	183	110	45
107	He's trying to decide if he wants breakfast or dinner.	1.5901	0.02988	583	320	182	81
108	If you flip the board around, the egg comes first	1.5893	0.03080	582	329	163	90
109	It's hard to know where to start.	1.5889	0.03044	579	323	171	85
110	This is how we spent the grant money?	1.5876	0.03083	565	316	166	83
111	If he makes it past this, Schrödinger's cat is next.	1.5862	0.03217	551	318	143	90
112	He earned his reputation when he proved a bird in hand really was better than two in the bush.	1.5861	0.03662	389	215	120	54
113	That will keep him busy for a while. Let’s do lunch.	1.5859	0.02986	553	298	186	69
114	Either way, the vegans are upset.	1.5853	0.03140	545	306	159	80
115	He's the new guy. He solved "What's the sound of one hand clapping." Now we got him working on this.	1.5850	0.03110	547	305	164	78
116	He's our best investigator, he cracked the case of the tree falling in the forest.	1.5846	0.03134	544	305	160	79
117	Texas says it’s a chicken a week after it’s laid.	1.5835	0.03318	545	324	124	97
118	I told you 'philisophical fridays' was not a good idea	1.5831	0.03866	379	219	99	61
119	He's convinced there's a connection.	1.5822	0.03250	450	240	158	52
120	I don't have the heart to tell him that no one cares anymore.	1.5821	0.03085	548	305	167	76
121	Is it possible we're just overthinking it?	1.5821	0.03025	536	290	180	66
122	We brought the egg in for questioning . . . but he wouldn't crack.	1.5818	0.03213	495	273	156	66
123	Yes, I told him it was a rhetorical question.	1.5811	0.03098	530	292	168	70
124	The REAL question is…“why don’t eggs taste like chicken?”	1.5805	0.03215	522	296	149	77
125	It's just a grocery list but, as usual, he had to make a big deal out of it.	1.5800	0.03241	519	296	145	78
126	I would stop him but this is the hardest I’ve ever seen him work.	1.5795	0.03066	516	279	175	62
127	Let's just give him free range with this case.	1.5791	0.04145	316	180	89	47
128	He explained block chain to me. Well, I figured, what the hell.	1.5783	0.03122	517	285	165	67
129	There's been a minor set-back. We're now trying to determine why the question was even asked.	1.5778	0.03161	514	286	159	69
130	Don’t tell me this is the only evidence we have of voter fraud in Georgia?	1.5771	0.03401	506	300	120	86
131	Watch Ted find a way to put himself first.	1.5758	0.03316	495	284	137	74
132	I think he's a legislator from Texas	1.5754	0.03412	504	300	118	86
133	I say we grill the chicken first and then let the egg fry."	1.5746	0.03395	503	298	121	84
134	Mostly, we're getting recipes.	1.5743	0.03202	498	278	154	66
135	Both suspects were found at the scene of the crime but we don’t know which one came first.	1.5743	0.03338	498	289	132	77
136	I found something he couldn’t mansplain.	1.5740	0.03375	500	294	125	81
137	I don't have the heart to tell him it's a duck egg.	1.5735	0.03393	490	287	125	78
138	We can't bring them in for questioning. They're cage free now.	1.5723	0.03389	484	282	127	75
139	He thinks they're somehow connected.	1.5723	0.03071	484	258	175	51
140	We've ordered one of each from Amazon. We'll see.	1.5720	0.03417	479	280	124	75
141	Quantum physics proves they BOTH came first.	1.5708	0.03385	473	273	130	70
142	When do we tell him we don't know the answer?	1.5708	0.03292	473	266	144	63
143	He figured out it's not the chicken or the egg that came first; it's the rooster	1.5705	0.03413	482	283	123	76
144	He's the guy who solved the, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?" case.	1.5684	0.03336	475	272	136	67
145	The one thing we know for sure is the murder weapon: a skillet.	1.5678	0.03325	472	269	138	65
146	This is what we get for hiring a philosophy major.	1.5677	0.03336	465	264	138	63
147	We've found the answer, but the egg lobby is furious.	1.5677	0.03375	458	261	134	63
148	Stan has never understood a rhetorical question.	1.5674	0.03307	460	258	143	59
149	The egg has an airtight alibi.	1.5671	0.03239	462	255	151	55
150	I don't have the heart to tell him that's a Rooster.	1.5664	0.03602	459	279	100	80
151	With the evidence we have right now , this could go either way.	1.5646	0.03222	457	251	154	52
152	He says the rooster always comes first.	1.5643	0.03478	443	257	122	64
153	He may not figure out which came first, but he will log 14 billable hours.	1.5643	0.03419	443	253	130	60
154	I hate when Carl gets to pick lunch.	1.5643	0.03478	443	257	122	64
155	He has narrowed it down to 2 possibilities.	1.5642	0.03308	452	253	143	56
156	He's convinced the chicken crossing the road has something to do with it.	1.5636	0.03171	440	235	162	43
157	We recruited him from Ancestry.com.	1.5635	0.03325	449	252	141	56
158	We finally found a way to keep him out of our projects	1.5616	0.03450	438	252	126	60
159	...and when he's finished that get him to work out why it crossed the road.	1.5614	0.03513	440	258	117	65
160	We're very close to cracking this.	1.5606	0.03237	437	238	153	46
161	Do you think we should tell him it’s a picture of rooster not a hen?	1.5592	0.03540	431	253	115	63
162	Our preliminary study documented they both exist. We are applying for funding to determine sequencing.	1.5589	0.03512	433	253	118	62
163	He thinks one of our suspects will crack.	1.5587	0.03478	426	245	124	57
164	Right now it's polling six of one, a half-dozen of the other.	1.5558	0.03553	412	239	117	56
165	You do realize that whoever solves that will get YOUR job.	1.5550	0.03481	418	240	124	54
166	All we know at present is that it crossed the road.	1.5542	0.03476	424	245	123	56
167	I have to admit, the autopsy was delicious.	1.5539	0.03824	408	253	84	71
168	Ask him how the Rooster factors in. I dare ya!’	1.5533	0.03614	403	236	111	56
169	We got him in to look at some cold cases.	1.5528	0.03453	398	223	130	45
170	He used the same method to crack the mystery of "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?".	1.5522	0.03499	402	229	124	48
171	We're so close to cracking this.	1.5522	0.03604	402	235	112	55
172	After this, he’s going to tackle why it crosses the road.	1.5508	0.03643	394	231	109	54
173	Would it help if we rephrased the question?	1.5505	0.03558	396	228	118	50
174	He sent in the application as a joke. Then they gave him the grant.	1.5501	0.03679	389	229	106	54
175	What about you? Any luck on that Humpty Dumpty case?	1.5490	0.03650	388	227	108	52
176	Turns out it was the rooster all along.	1.5483	0.03687	383	225	106	52
177	I ordered one of each from Amazon. We'll know in 2 days.	1.5471	0.03739	393	237	97	59
178	I have his phone so he can’t Google the answer	1.5467	0.03592	375	214	117	44
179	I hate it when it’s his turn to pick lunch	1.5464	0.03485	399	228	124	47
180	The other team is figuring out why he crossed the road	1.5459	0.03721	381	226	102	53
181	Who the hell cares that it’s pointless research? We got a grant for it.	1.5450	0.03800	378	228	94	56
182	I’m representing roosters. They’ve been left out of the conversation for far too long.	1.5439	0.04286	285	169	77	39
183	Once we crack this one, we move to global warming	1.5436	0.03601	390	228	112	50
184	It's not the law, it's the order.	1.5430	0.03513	372	209	124	39
185	Wait until he has to explain why it crossed the street.	1.5428	0.03679	374	219	107	48
186	After spending nearly a billion dollars of taxpayer money, it turns out that nobody gives a shit.	1.5402	0.03820	361	216	95	50
187	He figured out which came first. He just needs to figure out how to explain it to us.	1.5391	0.03636	358	205	113	40
188	We think we can figure it out if we get funded for another five years.	1.5382	0.03652	353	202	112	39
189	The egg claims he was getting laid, and that the chicken could back up his story.	1.5378	0.03771	357	211	100	46
190	If he aces this one I think we can make him Operations Manager.	1.5374	0.03736	348	202	105	41
191	I think he's hatching a theory...	1.5371	0.03720	350	203	106	41
192	I can’t believe we came back to the office for this	1.5368	0.03734	367	218	101	48
193	We know there's a connection, but the suspect flew the coop.	1.5354	0.03697	353	205	107	41
194	We’re still trying to establish an accurate timeline.	1.5339	0.03718	339	195	107	37
195	Let's hope that picture of the egg has been enlarged.	1.5337	0.04015	341	210	80	51
196	We use this to weed out the over thinkers.	1.5335	0.03975	343	210	83	50
197	Who made this chart? I said exponential, not existential.	1.5324	0.04059	293	171	88	34
198	They say he's really good. At his last place, he actually found the beef!	1.5324	0.03825	340	201	97	42
199	We believe they may be laundering money through an illegal shell corporation.	1.5317	0.04019	331	202	82	47
200	We're not sure where to begin.	1.5305	0.03883	328	194	94	40
201	Either way they are both best fried.	1.5304	0.03872	345	208	89	46
202	Critical Egg Theory	1.5303	0.03983	330	200	85	45
203	We brought them both in for questioning. We’ll see who cracks first.”	1.5292	0.04146	325	203	72	50
204	Actually, he’s just trying to decide what to have for lunch.	1.5292	0.03861	325	191	96	38
205	I think he's trying to work out the Kevin Bacon connection.	1.5287	0.04020	331	203	81	47
206	This is the FBI, Johnson. We take everything seriously.	1.5285	0.03886	333	199	92	42
207	We're still working on the timeline.	1.5279	0.03749	341	200	102	39
208	It's a double DNA match. Let's bring them both in.	1.5271	0.03895	332	199	91	42
209	He was brought in especially for this one—I hear he solved the road-crossing case.	1.5263	0.03977	323	195	86	42
210	We have both of them in custody, but neither one is talking.	1.5253	0.03969	316	189	88	39
211	No one has ever asked what came third.	1.5248	0.03889	322	191	93	38
212	. If he figures this out hire him!	1.5247	0.04064	324	200	78	46
213	So when do we tell the intern we weren’t actually being serious?	1.5243	0.04062	309	187	82	40
214	Don’t tell him it’s a rooster...	1.5242	0.03866	330	197	93	40
215	Whatever you do, don't bring up the road.	1.5238	0.04128	315	195	75	45
216	We're very close to figuring out the solution... once we know where to start.	1.5237	0.03752	338	199	101	38
217	Even with the DNA results, we have no leads on who the father is.	1.5237	0.03858	317	186	96	35
218	You know every detective has that one case that haunts them.	1.5235	0.03966	319	192	87	40
219	Remember 'six-of-one, half-dozen-of-another'? That was him also.	1.5235	0.04066	298	178	84	36
220	There is a third option but it's vegan	1.5227	0.03967	308	182	89	36
221	We started him on a really old case.	1.5226	0.04027	310	187	84	39
222	It’s our best solution yet for dealing with all the annoying summer interns. Coffee?	1.5222	0.03815	316	184	99	33
223	Does he know that's a rooster?	1.5206	0.04055	315	193	80	42
224	No, he’s actually trying to figure out how to get Magic Marker off of the white board.	1.5206	0.04055	315	193	80	42
225	This is why we never let Dave make breakfast	1.5197	0.04192	304	189	72	43
226	After he solved why it crossed the road he became obsessed with its origin story.	1.5191	0.03963	314	189	87	38
227	$30million in research grants and they still don’t know.	1.5191	0.03963	314	189	87	38
228	Both claim the other as an alibi.	1.5184	0.04112	299	182	79	38
229	It's his first case	1.5184	0.03945	299	176	91	32
230	Last year Kevin figured out why it always rains after you wash your car.	1.5183	0.04091	301	183	80	38
231	They're working on the road question down the hall.	1.5170	0.04165	294	180	76	38
232	There hasn’t been a crack in this case for over 50 years	1.5169	0.03945	296	174	91	31
233	We’ve cracked it.	1.5169	0.04031	296	177	85	34
234	Once we solve it, we go on to the "cross the road" enigma.	1.5155	0.03935	291	170	92	29
235	Who’s working on the one with the bear in the woods?	1.5154	0.04062	293	176	83	34
236	This is the guy who figured out why it crossed the road.	1.5154	0.04091	293	177	81	35
237	So I told him, ‘Look pal, you keep looking into this whole chicken & egg thing and it’s YOU who’s never gonna get laid’	1.5152	0.04188	297	183	73	40
238	I've never been able to figure out why it even matters.	1.5151	0.04085	299	182	80	37
239	Have you considered where the rooster comes into the equation?	1.5138	0.04064	290	174	83	33
240	No, he's deciding what to have for dinner.	1.5135	0.03946	296	175	90	31
241	If he figures this out, we'll turn him loose on finding the end of the rainbow.	1.5132	0.03945	302	180	89	33
242	I know it’s an age old question, but this year each wrote the other off as a dependent!	1.5122	0.04299	287	180	67	40
243	Let's bring them both in for questioning and see who cracks first."	1.5122	0.04213	287	177	73	37
244	The rooster came first.	1.5120	0.04391	291	187	59	45
245	He's the whiz who solved the case of the road-crossing chicken last year.	1.5102	0.04109	294	180	78	36
246	In a parallel universe, the chicken and the egg both come first.	1.5090	0.04152	279	169	78	32
247	Exactly 50% got it right. We just don't know which 50%	1.5088	0.04207	285	176	73	36
248	It just can’t be as simple as breakfast before dinner.	1.5077	0.05057	195	120	51	24
249	He thought he had it yesterday, until I asked him why the egg crossed the road.	1.5072	0.04248	276	170	72	34
250	Maybe we're asking the wrong question.	1.5072	0.04004	278	164	87	27
251	Your next assignment is to find out who’s on first.	1.5068	0.04081	294	180	79	35
252	Why is no one asking about the rooster?	1.5056	0.04067	269	159	84	26
253	If we can crack this I’m confident that before long we’ll know why it crossed the road.	1.5056	0.04395	269	169	64	36
254	We assigned him to this project based on his work on the "bear in the woods" problem.	1.5053	0.04311	281	177	66	38
255	Legal weed has ruined grant funded research.	1.5043	0.04530	232	141	65	26
256	If anyone can crack it, he can.	1.5036	0.04132	278	169	78	31
257	Nobody has been able to crack this one	1.5000	0.04352	262	163	67	32
258	Even worse, we still don't have a motive for the road crossing.	1.5000	0.04613	262	171	51	40
259	Are we even asking ourselves the right question?	1.5000	0.04204	260	157	76	27
260	That should keep him busy for a while. Should we go to lunch?	1.5000	0.04124	270	163	79	28
261	He suspects some sort of fowl play.	1.4981	0.04373	263	164	65	33
262	I don't have the heart to tell him there is no wrong answer.	1.4980	0.04191	255	153	77	25
263	That should keep him busy for a while.	1.4980	0.04101	253	149	82	22
264	He has proof they arrived simultaneously.	1.4963	0.04090	270	163	80	27
265	Same suspect as the road-crossing case, but this timeline is more complicated.	1.4962	0.04360	264	166	65	33
266	This is the part where we assess his comfort with ambiguity.	1.4962	0.04087	264	158	81	25
267	At some point the grant money will run out.	1.4961	0.04252	256	156	73	27
268	For the love of God, don't ask him if water is wet.	1.4961	0.04067	256	151	83	22
269	We're expecting one of them to crack under interrogation.	1.4961	0.04393	256	160	65	31
270	I say we fry ‘em both.	1.4961	0.04592	254	164	54	36
271	I'm pretty sure he's just trying to decide what to have for lunch	1.4961	0.04348	254	157	68	29
272	He cracked the missing egg case by grilling the chicken	1.4960	0.04472	250	157	62	31
273	He's been cooped up all day, but he's getting closer to cracking it.	1.4960	0.04326	250	153	70	27
274	Who, exactly, is funding this?	1.4942	0.04449	257	163	61	33
275	We put him on this one because he solved the case of why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4941	0.04476	255	162	60	33
276	He claims somewhere here is the answer to the supply chain issues	1.4941	0.04361	253	157	67	29
277	We have the connection, now we need to establish motive for the road crossing.	1.4940	0.04201	251	151	76	24
278	He’s obsessed with the idea that both suspects are involved.	1.4939	0.04327	247	151	70	26
279	Engineer. Redesigning it.	1.4921	0.04165	254	153	77	24
280	The other team is figuring out how he crosses the road	1.4919	0.04462	248	156	62	30
281	I don’t think he gets it that nobody really cares.	1.4918	0.04168	244	145	78	21
282	We've narrowed it down to two possibilities.	1.4918	0.04127	244	144	80	20
283	I’m not sure which came first, him or the project.	1.4918	0.04517	244	154	60	30
284	We need to think outside the egg.	1.4917	0.04392	242	149	67	26
285	...the DA's pissed, says he doesn't care which one came first, there both gonna fry...	1.4917	0.04545	242	153	59	30
286	Can’t wait to hear how he turns this into a conspiracy theory	1.4908	0.04123	273	168	76	29
287	We're getting very close to cracking it, sir.	1.4906	0.04111	265	161	78	26
288	Whichever came first, it’s clearly a case of fowl play.	1.4900	0.04238	251	153	73	25
289	So far we figured out that the horse goes before the cart but this one has us stumped.	1.4900	0.04148	249	149	78	22
290	They say he cracked the case of the Boston Scrambler.	1.4899	0.04439	247	155	63	29
291	I think we’ve almost cracked this one.	1.4897	0.04300	243	148	71	24
292	You know what came first? The conspiracy theory.	1.4896	0.04559	241	153	58	30
293	He’s the guy that solved “ if a tree falls in the forest “.	1.4884	0.04262	258	160	70	28
294	A Rooster HAS to come first.	1.4883	0.04322	256	160	67	29
295	Texas wants to vote on it.	1.4878	0.04635	246	160	52	34
296	And what about the 'crossing the road' issue?	1.4878	0.04300	246	151	70	25
297	It isn't so much which came first but who gets the patent.	1.4876	0.04150	242	144	78	20
298	All we know is one was peeled, the other plucked, and both were fried!	1.4872	0.04739	234	152	50	32
299	Who cares? I'm just glad it came with orange juice and a side of bacon.	1.4866	0.04191	261	161	73	27
300	It's moot.The Supreme Court ruled they're the same thing.	1.4863	0.04299	255	159	68	28
301	Word on the street is that one of them crossed the road.	1.4861	0.04493	251	161	58	32
302	Just put it on a hallway chalkboard at MIT	1.4852	0.04578	237	151	57	29
303	He overthinks it… do you want chicken salad or egg salad for lunch?	1.4847	0.04573	229	144	59	26
304	Should we go grab a drink? He might be here a while.	1.4835	0.04391	242	151	65	26
305	We're thinking it may be a non-binary problem...	1.4831	0.04391	236	146	66	24
306	It may be too eggistential.	1.4831	0.04432	236	147	64	25
307	Who cares which came first? I say let's just eat them both.	1.4828	0.04488	232	145	62	25
308	We don’t ask Elon about his “process”.	1.4811	0.05147	185	118	45	22
309	We're having a hard time coming up with a chronology.	1.4807	0.04305	233	142	70	21
310	We suspect fowl play was involved	1.4803	0.04777	229	150	48	31
311	All I asked him is what he wants for breakfast.	1.4798	0.04792	223	145	49	29
312	I told him if his company solves it, we'll invest.	1.4798	0.04532	223	139	61	23
313	It's back with the Cold Case division because some of the evidence got scrambled.	1.4796	0.04651	221	140	56	25
314	We think we can get one of the suspects to crack under pressure.	1.4796	0.04424	221	135	66	20
315	We've made progress. We've narrowed it down to two.	1.4796	0.04427	196	115	68	13
316	It’s a two-year government grant.	1.4788	0.04307	236	145	69	22
317	Actually it was the Rooster….,	1.4777	0.04474	247	159	58	30
318	He should orer one of each from Amazon and see which comes first.	1.4777	0.05020	224	152	37	35
319	Okay, let's turn up the heat, see who cracks first.	1.4773	0.04754	220	142	51	27
320	We're going to crack this one.	1.4764	0.04714	233	153	49	31
321	We've nearly cracked it.	1.4753	0.04748	223	145	50	28
322	Bring in the chicken for questioning.	1.4751	0.04694	221	142	53	26
323	82% of antivaxers on Facebook said chickens are a government hoax and their eggs contain microchips that turns people into socialists.	1.4751	0.04737	221	143	51	27
324	It’s about time someone figured this out.	1.4749	0.04498	219	136	62	21
325	Police suspect Fowl play.	1.4747	0.04713	217	139	53	25
326	He's been working on the problem for weeks, and he's finally narrowed it down to two choices.	1.4742	0.04541	213	132	61	20
327	The evidence seems to point across the road.	1.4742	0.04541	213	132	61	20
328	We're still trying to establish a time-line.	1.4739	0.04669	211	133	56	22
329	On the other hand, I'm glad we were awarded the grant.	1.4737	0.04586	228	146	56	26
330	He's exploring non-binary options.	1.4737	0.04586	228	146	56	26
331	He asked me where the cock fit in. Am I being sexually harassed?	1.4732	0.04857	224	149	44	31
332	Do you want to tell him that's a rooster?	1.4732	0.04559	224	142	58	24
333	The data shows that which comes first all depends on whether one wants breakfast or dinner.	1.4726	0.04536	237	153	56	28
334	We switch them around every morning at 3 a.m.	1.4720	0.04668	214	136	55	23
335	He's discovered the connection to Kevin Bacon.	1.4720	0.04476	214	132	63	19
336	Should you or I tell him management has decided to stop funding this project?	1.4717	0.04406	212	129	66	17
337	Do we tell him?	1.4717	0.04700	212	135	54	23
338	So, he got the grant...	1.4714	0.04922	210	138	45	27
339	This one’s hard to crack	1.4714	0.04733	210	134	53	23
340	How much is this consulting contract costing us?	1.4709	0.04393	223	138	65	20
341	He's just an English muffin away from a breakthrough	1.4703	0.04388	236	149	63	24
342	He cracked it!	1.4698	0.04401	232	146	63	23
343	That guy really needs to get laid.	1.4692	0.04904	211	139	45	27
344	You’re kidding, we got a grant for this?	1.4689	0.04449	209	128	64	17
345	If he gets this right, ask him why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4685	0.06376	111	70	30	11
346	It’s a tough problem, but he thinks he can crack it.	1.4683	0.04817	205	132	50	23
347	He's been like this ever since he went vegan ...	1.4677	0.04891	186	117	51	18
348	Last week he was working on a formula to determine what bears do in the woods.	1.4676	0.04727	216	140	51	25
349	This is my first philosophy conference. And you?	1.4670	0.04603	212	134	57	21
350	It keeps him from calling staff meetings.	1.4663	0.04814	208	135	49	24
351	We should have given this to marketing instead of engineering.	1.4657	0.04933	204	134	45	25
352	No, he's not trying to solve the eternal conundrum...he's trying to decide what to have for dinner tonight.	1.4657	0.04577	204	127	59	18
353	I just asked chicken salad or egg salad.	1.4653	0.04869	202	131	48	23
354	I tried to tell him it was just a grocery list.	1.4651	0.04603	215	137	56	22
355	It’s a tough case, but he’s the best forensic philosopher in the city.	1.4650	0.04642	200	124	57	18
356	It said Decisive on his resume.	1.4650	0.04696	200	126	55	19
357	Bob says he’ll crack this one before breakfast.	1.4650	0.05056	200	133	41	26
358	Please be patient. The new ones always think they're onto something.	1.4649	0.04498	228	146	58	24
359	No, adding a rooster would only complicate things.	1.4645	0.04809	211	138	48	25
360	We know they're connected, we're just not sure how.	1.4643	0.04557	224	144	56	24
361	Should I tell him it's an art exhibit?	1.4638	0.04732	207	132	52	22
362	If you think this is bad, you should've seen his chart for why it crossed the road.	1.4636	0.04662	220	143	52	25
363	He’s a quantum physicist and says they both came first…	1.4634	0.04715	205	131	53	21
364	After this, we’ll find out why she crossed the road.	1.4634	0.04865	205	134	47	24
365	He’s sure there’s a third possibility	1.4629	0.04440	229	146	60	23
366	He says there’s a timeline issue.	1.4627	0.04460	201	123	63	15
367	Have we at least figured out why he crossed the road?	1.4626	0.04570	214	136	57	21
368	Yeah, well, he's the CEO's son. Need I say more?	1.4623	0.04870	199	129	48	22
369	Whoever can answer it will be the next host of Jeopardy.	1.4619	0.04800	197	126	51	20
370	funny thing! the chimp figured it out in 10 minutes	1.4619	0.04959	197	129	45	23
371	We have strong indications that this case may actually crack itself.	1.4619	0.04959	197	129	45	23
372	After this, we’ll be working on that woodchuck chucking thing.	1.4619	0.04682	210	135	53	22
373	Perhaps we should start the boss’s son on something more linear.	1.4619	0.04533	210	132	59	19
374	We never know if he's working our research or his daughter's science project.	1.4612	0.04438	206	127	63	16
375	This case will never be cracked	1.4600	0.04852	200	130	48	22
376	We may never figure out why she crossed the road that night.	1.4600	0.04694	200	127	54	19
377	He’s been at it for three days straight and still can’t find the seven differences.	1.4600	0.04799	200	129	50	21
378	I hear his next presentation will be about a tree falling in the forest.	1.4598	0.04421	224	142	61	21
379	I think we’ve narrowed it down to two options.	1.4597	0.04567	211	134	57	20
380	It’s not what you think. He’s just trying to decide between fried chicken and an omelette.	1.4592	0.04977	196	129	44	23
381	All of the evidence is in, they're both best fried.	1.4589	0.04876	207	137	45	25
382	They say he’s almost cracked it.	1.4588	0.04685	194	122	55	17
383	I think we can assume that the rooster came first...	1.4583	0.05000	192	126	44	22
384	He’s taking a novel approach - trying to figure out which came second.	1.4583	0.04776	192	122	52	18
385	Well, he said he'd like to begin with the case no one in the bureau has been able to crack till now.	1.4579	0.04695	190	119	55	16
386	Trust me, you dont want to get stuck behind him on the cafeteria line.	1.4579	0.04754	190	120	53	17
387	Its a timeline. I’m just not sure if we’re supposed to read it from left to right…or right to left?	1.4577	0.04676	201	128	54	19
388	We have reason to believe there is a clandestine organization that preceded both the chicken and the egg.	1.4574	0.04790	188	119	52	17
389	We know which came first, but we're still missing motive.	1.4573	0.04868	199	130	47	22
390	He says he's on the verge of cracking.	1.4571	0.04823	210	139	46	25
391	I much prefer this menu to the one at “Schrödinger’s Cacciatore”.	1.4569	0.04689	197	125	54	18
392	Please don't ask me which he put up first.	1.4564	0.04357	241	156	60	25
393	Det. Plutarch is obsessed with this particular cold case.	1.4564	0.04833	195	126	49	20
394	I hope he figures it out before our grant expires.	1.4560	0.04758	193	123	52	18
395	He’s applying a novel, “which came second” approach.	1.4560	0.04584	193	120	58	15
396	and you'll be assigned to the 'If a Tree Falls' case.	1.4555	0.05072	191	127	41	23
397	He thinks it’s connected to that crossing the road case.	1.4554	0.04178	213	129	71	13
398	Apparently the answer isn't 'to get to the other side'.	1.4550	0.05001	189	124	44	21
399	He’s come to the point where he decided that the egg laid the chicken.	1.4550	0.05001	189	124	44	21
400	It looks like he’s about to crack this one wide open.	1.4550	0.04528	200	125	59	16
401	Every time this case cracks wide open we seem to find ourselves right back where we started.	1.4545	0.04747	187	118	53	16
402	It's the task we give to the newbies we don't really like.	1.4545	0.04866	187	120	49	18
403	Until we can be certain about which came first, theories about why it crossed the road will have to wait.	1.4545	0.05097	187	124	41	22
404	Careful what you ask Steve, he's an engineer.	1.4545	0.04866	187	120	49	18
405	We have the audacity to ask the question “Which came second?” and then work backwards.	1.4541	0.04476	196	121	61	14
406	If you think this is bad you should try asking him the time.	1.4541	0.04904	185	119	48	18
407	He’s almost cracked it.	1.4537	0.04341	205	126	65	14
408	For people who don’t seem interested in science, we tell them it’s modern art.	1.4537	0.04608	205	131	55	19
409	Well the NSF just gave him another grant to keep working on it	1.4531	0.04887	192	125	47	20
410	We are trying to analyze if America is morally bankrupt because of Trump or if Trump was able to be morally bankrupt because of America.	1.4531	0.04831	192	124	49	19
411	He needed to move on from “why did Hillary lose in 2016?”…	1.4528	0.04741	212	140	48	24
412	At Primo Poultry we take our history very seriously.	1.4526	0.04511	190	117	60	13
413	I think the board came first.	1.4526	0.04867	190	123	48	19
414	I think he's close to cracking the case, sir.	1.4523	0.04542	199	125	58	16
415	He said it depends on how you define "first."	1.4523	0.04486	199	124	60	15
416	Well, it looks like I've won this week's "Stump the Intern" contest!	1.4508	0.04640	193	122	55	16
417	We give new employees this task, to see how long they will work on something without realizing it’s pointless.	1.4508	0.04867	193	126	47	20
418	Ugh...another man making decisions about a woman's body.	1.4503	0.05015	191	127	42	22
419	Another supply chain conundrum.	1.4503	0.04848	191	124	48	19
420	We give that problem to all interns.	1.4503	0.04848	191	124	48	19
421	I don’t have the heart to tell him that it’s just a metaphor.	1.4500	0.04810	180	114	51	15
422	I'd like to come first.	1.4500	0.05242	180	121	37	22
423	Most of these cases go unsolved after 72 hours.	1.4494	0.04782	178	112	52	14
424	You should see his diagram for the birds and the bees.	1.4486	0.05078	185	123	41	21
425	We haven't cracked it yet.	1.4486	0.05078	185	123	41	21
426	We’re just about to crack this case.	1.4486	0.04961	185	121	45	19
427	Forensics wants to sit on it for a while.	1.4486	0.04564	214	139	54	21
428	Now it depends on which cable news you watch.	1.4485	0.04679	194	124	53	17
429	Our next mission is to find out how much wood woodchuck could chuck.	1.4481	0.04816	183	117	50	16
430	Which came first: the flowchart or the bureaucrat?	1.4478	0.05857	134	88	32	14
431	The only logical explanation is an immaculate conception.	1.4475	0.04979	181	118	45	18
432	We decided that what comes first is breakfast.	1.4474	0.04807	190	123	49	18
433	Watch what you say. He's from the Texas Governor's office.	1.4470	0.04747	217	146	45	26
434	This project is good for years of government funding.	1.4469	0.05019	179	117	44	18
435	He thinks if we can go back to the origins, we can then answer why it crossed the road.	1.4469	0.04892	179	115	48	16
436	The studio is calling it a sequel, but marketing says it's a prequel."	1.4469	0.05322	179	122	34	23
437	This is where we stick all the scientists who don't believe in evolution.	1.4463	0.05367	177	121	33	23
438	He’s a Republican. He’ll never get the joke.	1.4457	0.05228	175	117	38	20
439	Should we tell him that eggs don't come from roosters?	1.4457	0.05291	175	118	36	21
440	I regret telling him to focus on solving our older cases	1.4457	0.05165	175	116	40	19
441	We just don't know, Len. We just don't know.	1.4457	0.04796	184	118	50	16
442	Everyone else chose their lunch order hours ago.	1.4456	0.04695	193	124	52	17
443	The last guy we had on the question reached retirement age last week.	1.4450	0.04729	191	123	51	17
444	Apparently it depends on whether you read from left or right.	1.4450	0.04901	191	126	45	20
445	I think establishing an accurate timeline will be critical to solving the case.	1.4444	0.04705	189	121	52	16
446	I’m tellin’ ya; this has "rooster" written all over it.	1.4444	0.04881	189	124	46	19
447	The question isn’t what came first, it’s when he’ll lose his sanity.	1.4444	0.04720	198	129	50	19
448	If he says 'motherclucker!' one more time, I'm writing him up.	1.4444	0.04807	180	115	50	15
449	After considerable forensic analysis, we've concluded there are only two possible answers.	1.4444	0.05119	180	120	40	20
450	I explicitly warned you not to make the question political.	1.4444	0.04720	198	129	50	19
451	„We have to get rid of him, he‘s getting too close“	1.4439	0.04801	187	121	49	17
452	We lost a week on the lime and the coconut.	1.4432	0.04949	176	114	46	16
453	Our next project is to determine why it crossed the road.	1.4432	0.04949	176	114	46	16
454	Whatever you're paying him, it's way too much.	1.4428	0.04450	201	127	59	15
455	Once he’s answered this, we’ve just got ‘What existed before the Big Bang?’, then we’re done	1.4427	0.04825	192	126	47	19
456	It appears the clues have been scrambled.	1.4426	0.04875	183	119	47	17
457	Who’s on what came first.	1.4420	0.05097	181	121	40	20
458	The only possible scientific solution is the egg was made from the rib of the chicken.	1.4419	0.05164	172	114	40	18
459	Einstein over there says he’s narrowed it down to two possibilities”	1.4419	0.05030	172	112	44	16
460	His wife wishes he’d worry this much about her coming first.	1.4417	0.04837	206	139	43	24
461	It's a cold case. Frankly, we don't expect an answer anytime soon.	1.4412	0.04717	170	106	53	11
462	Good clue about the egg but it still doesn't get us closer to why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4412	0.05072	170	111	43	16
463	No, I asked you first.	1.4412	0.04933	170	109	47	14
464	Just Google it	1.4409	0.04877	186	122	46	18
465	It’s a tough case. We don’t know where to start.	1.4407	0.04795	177	113	50	14
466	After what they've done? They'll fry.	1.4402	0.05093	184	124	39	21
467	I have a rooster who knows things. Shall I call him?	1.4400	0.05097	175	116	41	18
468	He's still mad I figured out the one about crossing the road.	1.4400	0.04833	175	112	49	14
469	At this point, let's just assume they are BOTH high in Cholesterol.	1.4396	0.05134	182	123	38	21
470	He thinks he finally cracked it.	1.4396	0.05015	182	121	42	19
471	We just can't establish a motive - we don't even know why she crossed the road.	1.4396	0.04830	182	118	48	16
472	Maybe we should try looking at it from the other side of the road.	1.4393	0.05007	173	113	44	16
473	If anyone can figure it out, it's Kornacki.	1.4393	0.05205	173	116	38	19
474	He’s been staring at that board since a tree fell in the forest and no one heard	1.4393	0.05007	173	113	44	16
475	To be honest, we're not sure where to begin.	1.4392	0.04878	189	125	45	19
476	He's still working on establishing a timeline.	1.4389	0.04672	180	114	53	13
477	I think he may have finally cracked it!	1.4386	0.05117	171	113	41	17
478	Don't even mention "the road."	1.4386	0.05117	171	113	41	17
479	They decided to make it harder after the janitor solved the last one.”	1.4382	0.04640	178	112	54	12
480	He's got tenure, what do you want from me?	1.4382	0.05033	178	118	42	18
481	When I heard that management had hired an incubator, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.4379	0.05022	169	110	44	15
482	It’s been right there in front of us the whole time.	1.4379	0.04879	169	108	48	13
483	He says it was his quarantine hobby.	1.4379	0.05295	169	114	36	19
484	First he was fascinated by that cat that was alive and dead at the same time.	1.4372	0.04752	199	132	47	20
485	Together, these could be a real cereal killer	1.4372	0.05053	183	123	40	20
486	Have you questioned Ancestry.com?"	1.4371	0.05341	167	113	35	19
487	It seems no one had considered the Rooster option.	1.4371	0.05135	167	110	41	16
488	Bring Foghorn Leghorn in for questioning.	1.4371	0.05475	167	115	31	21
489	Its an eggsitential problem.	1.4368	0.04918	174	113	46	15
490	Haven’t heard a peep out of him.	1.4368	0.05051	174	115	42	17
491	Just after we cracked it, the message got scrambled.	1.4364	0.05179	165	109	40	16
492	I don’t care which came first, and I’m not sure how relevant this pitch is considering we sell office chairs”	1.4364	0.05389	165	112	34	19
493	No, really.....is being first of greater import than relevance ?	1.4364	0.05389	165	112	34	19
494	Any woman can tell you it ain't happening without the hen!	1.4360	0.05160	172	115	39	18
495	He can't decide who to bring in for questioning first.	1.4353	0.04712	170	107	52	11
496	When we dated he wasn't so concerned about who came first or if you came at all.	1.4352	0.05022	193	132	38	23
497	This one has the AI unit stumped.	1.4346	0.04894	191	128	43	20
498	God IS a person of interest.	1.4345	0.05180	168	112	39	17
499	I still say this is a case for the USDA, not the FBI."	1.4345	0.05111	168	111	41	16
500	You just had to hire the philosophy major	1.4345	0.05180	168	112	39	17
501	He switched from string theory.	1.4345	0.05248	168	113	37	18
502	Last week, he solved the road question. This one's a bit tougher.	1.4345	0.04969	168	109	45	14
503	We're looking at simplifying our menu.	1.4337	0.05294	166	112	36	18
504	Gen-Z employees struggle to understand flow charts	1.4337	0.04787	166	105	50	11
505	This should keep him off our backs for a while.	1.4335	0.04727	173	110	51	12
506	He thinks there's an answer.	1.4332	0.05028	187	127	39	21
507	Part of Elon’s interview process.	1.4330	0.04494	194	124	56	14
508	He heard Netflix pays big for Origin Stories	1.4329	0.05053	164	107	43	14
509	He’s discovered the connection between breakfast and dinner.	1.4327	0.04906	171	111	46	14
510	Next, he’ll solve the chicken + road problem	1.4327	0.05045	171	113	42	16
511	Good news, Brooks. Congress just approved another $100 million for your research.	1.4326	0.05092	178	120	39	19
512	He's gonna need a bigger hen.	1.4324	0.04890	185	123	44	18
513	Remember, the answer is whatever we convince the clients they want it to be.	1.4323	0.05494	155	105	33	17
514	Next I hope to sort out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4321	0.05097	162	106	42	14
515	Who knew, the chicken and egg were in on it this whole time.	1.4321	0.04944	162	104	46	12
516	We're overthinking this.	1.4320	0.05017	169	111	43	15
517	I still think the question should be, which had motive.	1.4320	0.04577	169	105	55	9
518	We score them on how much time they actually spend trying to figure it out.	1.4312	0.05064	160	104	43	13
519	It’s the one case he could never crack.	1.4303	0.05029	165	108	43	14
520	That’ll keep him busy for awhile, let’s get dinner.	1.4302	0.05089	172	115	40	17
521	Its a prerequisite class to Chicken crossing the Road.	1.4302	0.04814	172	111	48	13
522	It’s all just eggsistential.	1.4294	0.05072	163	107	42	14
523	Oh that’s my dad. He stopped by unexpectedly so I pulled out the “take your child to work” display.	1.4294	0.05220	163	109	38	16
524	we think we finally found his motive for crossing the road	1.4294	0.04997	163	106	44	13
525	Any other suspects?	1.4294	0.05063	170	113	41	16
526	I’m telling you, everyone is focusing on the wrong question.	1.4293	0.04543	198	129	53	16
527	We always start newbies on a cold case.	1.4286	0.04962	161	104	45	12
528	After our funding for nuclear fusion was terminated, we decided to research more basic existential questions.	1.4286	0.04884	182	121	44	17
529	I hear he's already solved the if a tree falls in the forest question.	1.4286	0.04753	189	125	47	17
530	We’re establishing ‘who’ right now, as for ‘why,’ we’ll cross that road later.	1.4278	0.05024	187	128	38	21
531	We are literally back to the drawing board with this supply chain issue.	1.4278	0.05047	180	122	39	19
532	I don't care which one came first . I'm a vegan .	1.4277	0.05065	173	116	40	17
533	He thinks there might be a connection.	1.4277	0.04931	173	114	44	15
534	It's the new voter qualification test.	1.4277	0.05533	159	110	30	19
535	Ever since he found the beef he thinks he can solve them all.	1.4269	0.05108	171	115	39	17
536	Apparently the motive was to get to the other side.	1.4268	0.04973	164	107	44	13
537	It’s a cold case with new clues from Ancestry.com	1.4268	0.04973	164	107	44	13
538	He was let go from his last assignment--something about an unsolved road-crossing incident.	1.4268	0.04973	164	107	44	13
539	I think he's gonna crack this case wide open.	1.4263	0.04492	190	122	55	13
540	The main suspect is a rooster	1.4262	0.04801	183	121	46	16
541	The premise is half-baked, and the logic is scrambled.	1.4260	0.05082	169	113	40	16
542	You get to tell him to forget it.	1.4260	0.05082	169	113	40	16
543	Maybe the whiteboard came first?	1.4260	0.05151	169	114	38	17
544	He says he's about to crack it wide open.	1.4259	0.05240	162	109	37	16
545	They'll Fry for this	1.4258	0.05254	155	103	38	14
546	'I know we tell people to 'question everything', but this is getting ridiculous.'	1.4258	0.05333	155	103	36	15
547	And we still don’t know why she crossed the road.	1.4253	0.04909	174	115	44	15
548	I suspect he's over thinking.	1.4253	0.04976	174	116	42	16
549	He doesn’t know where to start.	1.4250	0.05212	160	107	38	15
550	He said he had an answer for everything	1.4250	0.05287	160	108	36	16
551	I'm not sure we should fund this one.	1.4248	0.04967	153	98	45	10
552	We figure the Farmer did it	1.4248	0.05221	153	101	39	13
553	Either way, they are both going to fry	1.4244	0.05216	172	118	35	19
554	We put the cart before the horse last week, so we’re trying something new.	1.4244	0.04809	172	111	47	13
555	But who's the dad?	1.4241	0.04772	191	128	45	18
556	No case is colder.	1.4241	0.05181	158	105	39	14
557	Turns out the egg was adopted.	1.4233	0.04992	163	107	43	13
558	He's been watching CSI:Philosophy	1.4231	0.05460	156	107	32	17
559	We have it narrowed down to two suspects	1.4224	0.05260	161	109	36	16
560	We think the chicken’s about to crack.	1.4221	0.05355	154	104	35	15
561	Just one question remains.	1.4220	0.04857	173	114	45	14
562	At this point it doesn't matter which came first, we just need to produce enough to justify the grant again.	1.4214	0.05455	159	110	31	18
563	Are you sure that these before and after pictures are in the right order?	1.4211	0.04753	171	111	48	12
564	He says he’s close.	1.4211	0.05241	152	101	38	13
565	So far, we have two finalists.	1.4207	0.05260	164	112	35	17
566	We're having trouble establishing a timeline.	1.4204	0.05506	157	109	30	18
567	Brad tends to overanalyze his lunch options.	1.4204	0.05201	157	105	38	14
568	It’s a tough case--all our evidence is circumstantial and the rooster has flown the coop.	1.4200	0.05118	150	98	41	11
569	Last week, he recorded the sound of one hand clapping.	1.4194	0.04745	155	98	49	8
570	We still don't have a clue why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4189	0.05075	148	96	42	10
571	Three time national Rock, Paper, Scissors champ. He's got this.	1.4189	0.04890	148	94	46	8
572	The Uncrackable Case	1.4189	0.05509	148	101	32	15
573	Sometimes the question is more important than the answer.	1.4183	0.05214	153	102	38	13
574	Apparently, gestation plus maturation are just the right length to make poultry farming illegal in Texas.	1.4181	0.05225	177	124	32	21
575	If he says the pictures are backwards one more time	1.4177	0.05096	158	105	40	13
576	Harvard grad.	1.4172	0.05427	151	103	33	15
577	Head office sent him to fix our supply chain issues.	1.4172	0.05208	163	111	36	16
578	Justin's a millennial. He says it's not important which one was first, as long as they both get a trophy.	1.4167	0.05300	156	106	35	15
579	When are we going to tell him the bulletin board came first?	1.4167	0.05434	168	119	28	21
580	Oh, we figured that out years ago. This is about who unfollowed who.	1.4167	0.04953	168	112	42	14
581	How is the search for the new Philosophy Chair coming along	1.4161	0.05254	161	110	35	16
582	He’s never gotten over trying to figure out “Who’s on first?”.	1.4161	0.04950	161	106	43	12
583	Who was here first, you or him?	1.4161	0.05225	149	99	38	12
584	Speaking of which, last night I did.	1.4161	0.05545	137	92	33	12
585	Corporate wants a definite answer by this afternoon.	1.4156	0.05427	154	106	32	16
586	It’s been four weeks and all he’s come up with is, “Well, one definitely came first.”	1.4156	0.05427	154	106	32	16
587	He solves this and we are one step closer to why the chicken crossed the road.	1.4152	0.05296	171	120	31	20
588	Theo's either working on a coherentist epistemic justification to an infinite regress causality dilemma, or he skipped breakfast again.	1.4151	0.05449	159	111	30	18
589	Either way, we're looking at a cereal killer.	1.4151	0.05226	159	108	36	15
590	He thinks he may have identified Humpty Dumpty's mother.	1.4150	0.05361	147	99	35	13
591	Shall we tell him it's a rooster?	1.4150	0.05274	147	98	37	12
592	What do you mean by "both," Dr. Schrödinger?	1.4150	0.05447	147	100	33	14
593	Actually, it's the size of the egg that has us stumped.	1.4146	0.04886	164	108	44	12
594	That should keep him out of our hair for a while.	1.4145	0.05151	152	101	39	12
595	I think we should bring in the farmer.”	1.4145	0.05065	152	100	41	11
596	Should we tell him?	1.4145	0.05398	152	104	33	15
597	We don't have to solve it, we just have to convince investors we _could_ solve it.	1.4145	0.05151	152	101	39	12
598	This is what was sent to the chicken when it registered on ancestor.com	1.4140	0.05195	157	106	37	14
599	Don't expect a quick answer - he's still trying to figure out why it crossed the road.	1.4140	0.05115	157	105	39	13
600	The problem is the supply chain.	1.4138	0.05233	145	96	38	11
601	It came up in a Zoom meeting and he can't let it go.	1.4138	0.05233	145	96	38	11
602	So you’re saying there was a second chicken…?	1.4138	0.05413	145	98	34	13
603	Maybe we’ve gone too far with ‘back to basics.’	1.4136	0.04926	162	107	43	12
604	It's not so much which came first. The issue is why they were both on the same side of the road.	1.4136	0.05444	162	114	29	19
605	It depends whether you read it in Hebrew or English	1.4133	0.04932	150	97	44	9
606	How do we break it to him that it’s the egg?	1.4130	0.04953	184	127	38	19
607	Sir, we are still working on the time line.	1.4129	0.04996	155	102	42	11
608	We need a fresh, vegan pair of eyes.	1.4129	0.04911	155	101	44	10
609	Has he figured out you stole his blazer?	1.4126	0.05282	143	95	37	11
610	It’s not even the worst research grant I’ve ever seen them approve.	1.4126	0.05375	143	96	35	12
611	He said, "God only knows."	1.4118	0.05115	170	117	36	17
612	So the chicken rolls over and lights up a cigarette. I guess that answers that question.	1.4118	0.05449	153	106	31	16
613	There are very fine arguments on both sides.	1.4118	0.04866	153	99	45	9
614	The DNA evidence is going to crack this case wide open.	1.4118	0.05250	170	119	32	19
615	Turns out, a series of lengthy meetings came first.	1.4114	0.05246	158	108	35	15
616	Regardless of which came first, we can genetically modify it.	1.4113	0.05427	141	95	34	12
617	I've seen this break better agents than Bob.	1.4110	0.05020	146	95	42	9
618	I tried to tell him it was the rooster.	1.4106	0.05338	151	103	34	14
619	We can’t establish a timeline.	1.4103	0.04887	156	102	44	10
620	When you said, “Hire more philosophy majors”, I thought you were serious.	1.4103	0.04971	156	103	42	11
621	I'm just saying, coming first isn't the compliment you think it is.	1.4101	0.05287	139	92	37	10
622	It's a mother clucking mystery to me.	1.4097	0.05697	144	101	27	16
623	Poor Bill told the boss he wasn't feeling challenged enough at work.	1.4097	0.05345	144	97	35	12
624	It’s a way to keep the overthinkers at bay.	1.4097	0.05160	144	95	39	10
625	He thinks the egg should be on the left.	1.4096	0.05203	166	115	34	17
626	I'll bet he hears trees falling in empty forests, too.	1.4094	0.05472	149	103	31	15
627	My friend here is a Creationist, so this puzzles him.	1.4094	0.05304	149	101	35	13
628	My research seeks to explain how the chicken could have laid such a large egg without an epidural.	1.4091	0.05575	154	109	27	18
629	Giving detectives tenure was a terrible idea.	1.4091	0.05098	154	103	39	12
630	Don't mention dinosaurs.	1.4088	0.04655	159	102	49	8
631	We’re also working on why it crossed the road in conference room B.	1.4085	0.05303	142	95	36	11
632	He's determined to crack it	1.4080	0.04683	174	115	47	12
633	He can't figure out where to begin.	1.4079	0.05143	152	102	38	12
634	It’s actually the new, simplified Facebook privacy policy…	1.4077	0.05536	130	87	33	10
635	I've had it with these poster sessions. It's the same questions, over and over again....	1.4074	0.04919	162	108	42	12
636	He's trying to backdoor the Schrodinger's Cat conundrum.	1.4074	0.04919	162	108	41	12
637	“If you’re pro-life the egg always comes first.”	1.4071	0.05354	140	94	35	11
638	We've gotten it narrowed down, sir.	1.4069	0.05315	145	98	35	12
639	Detective Smith is still working out the sequence of events.	1.4069	0.05664	145	102	27	16
640	This feels like a bad use of government spending.	1.4067	0.05103	150	100	39	11
641	Just trying to establish a timeline."	1.4067	0.05359	150	103	33	14
642	Do you think he'll be able to crack it?	1.4067	0.05359	150	103	33	14
643	Well, I wouldn’t bet on it - last time he put the cart before the horse….	1.4067	0.05524	150	105	29	16
644	The causality dilemma is not so much of a problem in quantum physics, where both can come first.	1.4067	0.05275	150	102	35	13
645	It claims that the chicken is just the egg's way of making more eggs.	1.4065	0.04903	155	102	43	10
646	Once we've cracked this one we can figure out why she crossed the road.	1.4061	0.04931	165	110	41	13
647	It depends. In America we read it left to right	1.4060	0.05446	133	89	34	10
648	Yes, but is it art?	1.4058	0.05693	138	96	28	14
649	We've got it narrowed down to two, anyway.	1.4058	0.05599	138	95	30	13
650	The menus at these hipster restaurants are really getting out of hand	1.4058	0.05504	138	94	32	12
651	He's an engineer. He has to have it explained to him.	1.4056	0.05457	143	98	32	13
652	Shouldn't we be focusing on which came last?	1.4056	0.05807	143	102	24	17
653	Since he solved the mystery of the toilet paper roll, he's been looking for a new challenge.	1.4056	0.04574	180	119	49	12
654	It's for his master's thesis: 'Reverse Engineering the Omelet.'	1.4054	0.05410	148	102	32	14
655	The Commissioner wants to clean out the cold cases.	1.4054	0.05410	148	102	32	14
656	Yes but then we will finally be able to avoid religious creation theory in our curriculum!	1.4054	0.05149	148	99	38	11
657	So are you going to the “Do Stairs Go Up or Down?’ conference next weekend?	1.4052	0.05521	153	108	28	17
658	He’s been really been cooped up lately	1.4044	0.05847	136	96	25	15
659	Gender usually determines who comes first.	1.4044	0.05657	136	94	29	13
660	Maybe we should be thinking about which came second instead?	1.4044	0.04937	136	87	43	6
661	When he started staring, they were both eggs.	1.4043	0.05780	141	100	25	16
662	We're hoping the rooster has something useful.	1.4043	0.05511	141	97	31	13
663	Beats me. The clues are all scrambled.	1.4041	0.05104	146	97	39	10
664	It was just a rhetorical question when I asked at this morning’s meeting.	1.4040	0.05247	151	103	35	13
665	Wait until he hears about the road.	1.4040	0.05573	151	107	27	17
666	I think that the rooster came first.	1.4040	0.05413	151	105	31	15
667	It is a timeless unsolved case, but Rog thinks he can crack it	1.4030	0.05414	134	90	34	10
668	What comes next?	1.4029	0.05178	139	92	38	9
669	I meant it as a rhetorical question, but now I'm genuinely interested in seeing where this goes...	1.4029	0.04973	139	90	42	7
670	Odds are the rooster came first.	1.4027	0.05546	149	105	28	16
671	We were so close to having an answer, but we ran out of funding	1.4027	0.05380	149	103	32	14
672	The question is not who killed—but rather—who killed first?	1.4026	0.05254	154	106	34	14
673	Keep him at it ... we don't want him on our team, and you don't want him on yours.	1.4015	0.05623	137	95	29	13
674	Should we tell him it’s an uncrackable case?	1.4015	0.05329	137	92	35	10
675	It's pretty clear it was the chicken, now all we're missing is a motive	1.4015	0.05718	137	96	27	14
676	First time back at the office and we are still working on the same project.	1.4014	0.05480	142	98	31	13
677	We need to come up with an easier quiz for potential new hires.	1.4014	0.04696	147	94	47	6
678	My next display begs the question “Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?”	1.4013	0.05135	152	103	37	12
679	Some people just refuse to move on	1.4013	0.05049	152	102	39	11
680	Johnson, Garcia.....I might be on to something. Do either of you have a coin?	1.4000	0.04930	175	121	38	16
681	How about we go back to my place and see who comes first.	1.4000	0.05516	150	106	28	16
682	I can't help but think that this is some sort of shell game	1.4000	0.04895	155	103	42	10
683	I haven’t even mentioned the “cross the road” part to him yet.	1.4000	0.05534	140	97	30	13
684	I already scrambled it.	1.4000	0.05584	135	93	30	12
685	At least it’s better than last week’s meeting about the sound of one hand clapping.	1.4000	0.05345	140	95	34	11
686	We need to rethink our breakfast menu design.	1.4000	0.05682	135	94	28	13
687	Are you gonna tell him, or should I?	1.3986	0.05265	143	97	35	11
688	We're really, really close. Get us another 30 mil, and I'm sure we'll get you an answer.	1.3986	0.05799	143	103	23	17
689	At this point, does it really matter?	1.3986	0.05448	143	99	31	13
690	They both want out of the debate.	1.3986	0.05398	138	94	33	11
691	We brought in a sequencer.	1.3986	0.05198	138	92	37	9
692	It was laid by a dinosaur.	1.3986	0.05495	138	95	31	12
693	It was the egg, he finally cracked under pressure.	1.3985	0.05330	133	89	35	9
694	We sell chicken,and he's a consultant, so of course the answer will be "chicken"	1.3985	0.05937	133	95	23	15
695	Maybe we should be asking what came last?	1.3973	0.05366	146	101	32	13
696	He just reopened the chicken-egg investigation. A new witness testimony came in from some guy, goes by the name “Rooster”.	1.3972	0.05683	141	100	26	15
697	He claims to be close to a solution.	1.3971	0.05036	136	89	40	7
698	Yes, after his breakthrough on why the chicken crossed the road, we knew he was the right guy for this job.	1.3971	0.05350	136	92	34	10
699	If Steve Kornacki can't call this one right, nobody can!	1.3962	0.05049	159	109	37	13
700	This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I signed up for the Cold Cases Division.	1.3960	0.05023	149	100	39	10
701	Why did you put the chicken first?	1.3958	0.05235	144	98	35	11
702	He says he won't tackle the "road" problem until this is soloved.	1.3958	0.05418	144	100	31	13
703	Let's assume he does come up with the answer. How do we monetize that?	1.3957	0.05268	139	94	35	10
704	Yes, both of these have been in Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.	1.3957	0.06008	139	102	19	18
705	My research shows that the chicken came first to cross the road to get her egg that rolled to the other side.	1.3955	0.05994	134	97	21	16
706	This is the last time we put him in charge of getting breakfast.	1.3955	0.05607	134	93	29	12
707	We're trying to craft an origin story for all our breakfast menu items.	1.3953	0.05549	129	88	31	10
708	No, Steve is trying to decide what we are having for dinner.	1.3953	0.05763	129	90	27	12
709	He’s pretty sure the rooster came first.	1.3953	0.05438	129	87	33	9
710	We're struggling to establish the timeline	1.3946	0.05248	147	101	34	12
711	Typically men don’t relate to the question as easily.	1.3946	0.05423	147	103	30	14
712	One can no longer refer to the chicken as such, so we now say, “Which came first, they/them or the egg?”	1.3944	0.05470	142	99	30	13
713	The chicken already confessed but he's not buying it.	1.3944	0.05092	142	95	38	9
714	He knows which came first. He's just not sure which direction they came from.	1.3942	0.05517	137	95	30	12
715	Not who came first, who's on first	1.3939	0.05242	132	88	36	8
716	He'll never get it he's still working on why'd the chicken cross the road.	1.3939	0.05563	132	91	30	11
717	The suspect is being incubated as we speak.	1.3937	0.05826	127	89	26	12
718	Still think this is the replacement for the SAT we've been looking for?	1.3937	0.05495	127	86	32	9
719	It's really his daughter's homework.	1.3937	0.05932	127	90	24	13
720	There’s no chance we win best scientific poster. This judge is from Texas.	1.3931	0.05475	145	102	29	14
721	It’s the age-old question, which comes first, meetings or the idiots who lead them?	1.3931	0.05475	145	102	29	14
722	We're stumped so we're calling in Darwin.	1.3926	0.05371	135	92	33	10
723	we just can't agree on the chronology of events.	1.3923	0.05405	130	88	33	9
724	Personally, I'm in the 'egg' camp, and I''ve cut my ties with 'chicken' people.	1.3923	0.05726	130	91	27	12
725	I wonder if he knows that's my sons science fair and not today's agenda	1.3923	0.05405	130	88	33	9
726	‘The victim was last seen trying to get to the other side.’	1.3923	0.05830	130	92	25	13
727	I forgot the picture of the road.	1.3923	0.05405	130	88	33	9
728	He certainly wasn't interested in finding out the answer to that last night	1.3923	0.05621	130	90	29	11
729	It's the first thing we ask new applicants here at Google.	1.3916	0.05617	143	102	26	15
730	WELL, THEY SAID THIS CONFERENCE WOULD DEAL WITH SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS	1.3916	0.05529	143	101	28	14
731	There is no way that egg came first.	1.3916	0.04817	166	113	41	12
732	The investigation is evolving.	1.3916	0.04892	166	114	39	13
733	Someone’s been overthinking their breakfast order again.	1.3913	0.05187	138	93	36	9
734	Let’s just get lunch now, he’s probably going to be a while	1.3913	0.05387	138	95	32	11
735	Maybe we shouldn't have hired a philosophy major to run KFC's new hire orientation.	1.3910	0.05927	133	96	22	15
736	Wait until you see the "Crossing the Road" chart.	1.3910	0.05731	133	94	26	13
737	Dave took data farming a bit too literally	1.3906	0.05111	128	84	38	6
738	Turns out the rooster came before the chicken and the egg.	1.3906	0.05347	128	86	34	8
739	The one thing that didn’t come first is me giving a damn.	1.3906	0.05460	128	87	32	9
740	I’m thinking a coin flip and we’re out of here in ten minutes.	1.3904	0.05177	146	100	35	11
741	Last week the egg was winning but it could still go either way!	1.3902	0.05370	123	82	34	7
742	Well,all I can say is that working from home had me questioning a few things.	1.3901	0.05305	141	97	33	11
743	I’m just saying Todd, maybe it could be me once in a while	1.3901	0.05850	141	103	21	17
744	Never mind which. The real question is why.	1.3897	0.05441	136	94	31	11
745	Is this some kind of a yolk?	1.3897	0.05441	136	94	31	11
746	Alexa doesn't seem to know"..	1.3897	0.05637	136	96	27	13
747	Solving this gets him a promotion to the 'Why is Yawning Contagious?' group.	1.3893	0.05690	131	92	27	12
748	The cases are definitely related. We just can't figure out which one came first.	1.3893	0.05149	131	87	37	7
749	Tell him roosters don't lay eggs.	1.3893	0.05262	131	88	35	8
750	I can’t wait, next week we are discussing why the chicken crossed the road	1.3893	0.05586	131	91	29	11
751	Domestic dispute, turns out to be a mother and child thing gone bad.	1.3889	0.05631	126	87	29	10
752	With the current political climate, the question is reopened.	1.3889	0.05225	144	99	34	11
753	When he completes his 'which came first' analysis, we are moving onto 'motivations for road crossings' theories.	1.3889	0.05517	126	86	31	9
754	I always start my new interns here. Keeps them busy for a few days so I can get some work done.	1.3889	0.05517	126	86	31	9
755	He once solved the half-empty, half-full dilemma.	1.3889	0.05585	144	103	26	15
756	I think what's important is that we're trying.	1.3881	0.05495	134	93	30	11
757	It's the latest FBI pre-employment test.	1.3881	0.05180	134	90	36	8
758	Have we tried talking to the Chickens parents?	1.3881	0.05597	134	94	28	12
759	We asked him to reverse engineer the process,but he seems stuck.	1.3881	0.05287	134	91	34	9
760	Next time, let's just order lunch for him.	1.3878	0.05499	147	105	27	15
761	He insists there’s an actionable algorithm in there somewhere.	1.3878	0.05149	147	101	35	11
762	He’s not even in that deep… he’s still trying to figure out which one got pinned to the board first.	1.3878	0.05327	147	103	31	13
763	He said he wanted to solve a cold case.	1.3876	0.05426	129	88	32	9
764	It's the lunch menu.	1.3876	0.05314	129	87	34	8
765	We realized we were asking the wrong question. First we must establish why they crossed the road.	1.3873	0.05274	142	98	33	11
766	This has legs -- why the chicken crossed the road could drive Season 2.	1.3871	0.05692	124	86	28	10
767	What do you mean the rooster's lawyered up?!	1.3871	0.05576	124	85	30	9
768	It wasn’t the chicken, and it wasn’t the egg. It was the rooster.	1.3871	0.05692	124	86	28	10
769	Why doesn't he just Google it?	1.3871	0.04953	124	80	40	4
770	He's working on a cold case	1.3869	0.04996	137	91	39	7
771	What we need is a solid lead to crack this case.	1.3864	0.05230	132	89	35	8
772	I don't know how, but the egg did it.	1.3864	0.05230	132	89	35	8
773	It's worth a shot. He did solve the gold or blue dress.	1.3864	0.05339	132	90	33	9
774	He's still having trouble with the chronology of events.	1.3864	0.05230	132	89	35	8
775	It’s a cold case, but Captain Sanders sees it as his path to promotion .	1.3862	0.05377	145	102	30	13
776	We haven't even gotten to why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3858	0.05482	127	87	31	9
777	I asked him for his sandwich order an hour ago.	1.3858	0.05482	127	87	31	9
778	The first question is...Science Fair or Philosophy Forum?	1.3858	0.05482	127	87	31	9
779	It keeps him busy and out of the corporate meetings.	1.3858	0.05706	127	89	27	11
780	Clearly, the story has prequel	1.3858	0.05367	127	86	33	8
781	These are our two prime suspects, and we think they may be working together.	1.3852	0.05755	122	85	27	10
782	No, that part was easy -- we're working on why the egg was found across the road.	1.3852	0.06316	122	90	17	15
783	This count as billable hours, yeah?	1.3852	0.05515	122	83	31	8
784	OK, we're next. Act like you know what it means.	1.3852	0.05256	135	92	34	9
785	So why does he suspect fowl play?	1.3852	0.05462	135	94	30	11
786	The yolk has an airtight alibi.	1.3852	0.05150	135	91	36	8
787	And this is why no one has yet solved the climate crisis	1.3852	0.05562	135	95	28	12
788	We'd be further along in our research if we hadn't been distracted by that crossing-the-road business.	1.3851	0.05143	161	114	32	15
789	Henry's innovative theory of simultaneous creation might ruffle some feathers.	1.3846	0.05519	143	102	27	14
790	I don't think he is the philosophy teacher we are looking for.	1.3846	0.04936	156	107	38	11
791	You've heard of mansplaining; we call this eggsplaining.	1.3846	0.05609	130	91	28	11
792	Tracing the origins of the coop d'état was proving more difficult than anticipated.	1.3846	0.05244	143	99	33	11
793	Just promise me you won’t ask him why it crossed the road.	1.3841	0.05664	138	99	25	14
794	He says he needs six more months.	1.3840	0.05422	125	85	32	8
795	Apparently, this is the key to single payer health care.	1.3840	0.05655	125	87	28	10
796	It’s the final question prospective employees must answer in our selection process.	1.3840	0.05422	125	85	32	8
797	We can't can't answer why it crossed the road until we figure out which came first	1.3840	0.05422	125	85	32	8
798	The egg was the last to see the chicken alive.	1.3836	0.05521	146	105	26	15
799	He keeps going ova and ova and ova it. Oy vey.	1.3835	0.05307	133	91	33	9
800	He came up with a brilliant solution. Do you have a coin?	1.3833	0.05574	120	82	30	8
801	We need a timeline.	1.3833	0.05317	120	80	34	6
802	Don is wasting too much time on these cold cases.	1.3830	0.05099	141	96	36	9
803	Do I have to explain everything to you?	1.3828	0.05776	128	91	25	12
804	We're hoping your new phylogenetic techniques will finally crack open this cold case.	1.3828	0.05448	128	88	31	9
805	Oh, that's Sergeant MacDonald, he's obsessed with that old cold case.	1.3828	0.05669	128	90	27	11
806	Can’t we just call it a tie?	1.3828	0.04975	128	84	39	5
807	We’ll cross that road when we get to it, Brad.	1.3828	0.05448	128	88	31	9
808	I think we're about to crack this.	1.3824	0.05119	136	92	36	8
809	We’ve narrowed it down to two suspects.	1.3821	0.05717	123	86	27	10
810	If he cracks this one, how do we monetize it?	1.3821	0.05479	123	84	31	8
811	He says he's just about to crack it.	1.3821	0.05599	123	85	29	9
812	Not conclusive so we've decided to interview another 42 eggs.	1.3821	0.05230	123	82	35	6
813	Maybe we should be asking what came second?	1.3821	0.05356	123	83	33	7
814	Evidence is scrambled, but I suspect fowl play.	1.3821	0.05599	123	85	29	9
815	relative to the initial crossing of the road, sir … we’ve been successful in determining the chicken’s motive. However, as to the other major question, so far, we’ve been unable to …no pun intended …crack the case	1.3819	0.05307	144	101	31	12
816	Then why were feathers found at the crime scene?	1.3817	0.05679	131	93	26	12
817	This could have been a Zoom meeting.	1.3817	0.05468	131	91	30	10
818	No, it's not that. He just can't decide between chicken salad or egg salad.	1.3814	0.05886	118	83	25	10
819	I am not sure what came first: Martha leaving him or his unhealthy obsession with this project.	1.3814	0.05886	118	83	25	10
820	Simply put, the larger the original egg, the less likely it was laid.	1.3814	0.05886	118	83	25	10
821	I think it was an inside job.	1.3810	0.05730	126	89	26	11
822	All we know is the bird died trying to lay that egg.	1.3810	0.05317	147	104	30	13
823	We might need to push the 2 o'clock back a bit	1.3806	0.05484	134	94	28	11
824	If hens were male, we wouldn't have this controversy.	1.3802	0.06014	121	87	22	12
825	Never ask a grad student to make breakfast.	1.3802	0.05660	121	84	28	9
826	Which came first, the academic conference or the pointless research questions?	1.3802	0.05660	121	84	28	9
827	We are gonna need a few more eggheads.	1.3798	0.05300	129	88	33	8
828	Always the pragmatist, he's changed the quandary from 'which came first' to 'chicken or egg salad sandwich for lunch'"	1.3798	0.05524	129	90	29	10
829	He's great with quantum physics but struggles deciding what to have for lunch.	1.3798	0.05633	129	91	27	11
830	but which came first? the post it or the bulletin board?	1.3798	0.05413	129	89	31	9
831	He started on “Why did the chicken cross the road” but needed a deeper understanding of the motivation.	1.3796	0.05194	137	94	34	9
832	Just call it "the egg" and let's go for coffee.	1.3793	0.04997	145	99	37	9
833	The rooster did it.	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
834	Ask him why it crossed the road	1.3790	0.05321	124	84	33	7
835	I think the rooster did it.	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
836	The age old question…where should we go for lunch?	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
837	He's caught in a Hatch-22.	1.3790	0.05562	124	86	29	9
838	So far, the roosters have all denied paternity	1.3790	0.05679	124	87	27	10
839	Why don't we just ask Siri?	1.3788	0.05539	132	93	28	11
840	He can’t decide where to start	1.3788	0.05434	132	92	30	10
841	We're charting a breakthrough in our understanding of cause-&-effect.	1.3788	0.05327	132	91	32	9
842	I'm so sick of this that I called Amazon and ordered an egg and a chicken. I'll let you know.	1.3782	0.05722	119	83	27	9
843	Corporate sent the evolutionary expert.	1.3782	0.05597	119	82	29	8
844	And don't even get him started on why it crossed the road.	1.3782	0.05846	119	84	25	10
845	The only prints next to the body are theirs, but we can’t tell who came first.	1.3780	0.05582	127	89	28	10
846	how much longer do we have to ask ourselves the question of whether we are asking the right questions?	1.3780	0.05693	127	90	26	11
847	Yeah, he's the guy that figured out 'How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?''	1.3770	0.05858	122	87	24	11
848	He'll never figure it out, he's vegan.	1.3770	0.05622	122	85	28	9
849	His performance on the road crossing question may have given us false hope.	1.3770	0.05741	122	86	26	10
850	It's one of a clutch of cold cases we're trying to crack.	1.3770	0.05500	122	84	30	8
851	It's a test we give to all our new hires. Withstanding hypothetical tautologies correlates strongly with being successfully micromanaged.	1.3768	0.05364	138	97	30	11
852	He just keeps saying 'first things first' .	1.3768	0.04736	138	91	42	5
853	This is better than our prior screening test: distinguishing one’s ass from one’s elbow.	1.3761	0.06276	117	86	18	13
854	He's trying to figure out which came second.	1.3760	0.05526	125	87	29	9
855	The perp will get fried either way.	1.3760	0.05755	125	89	25	11
856	I can't decide whether to egg him on before he chickens out	1.3759	0.05401	133	93	30	10
857	"According to our survey the majority of democrats say the egg and the majority of republicans say the chicken."	1.3759	0.05185	133	91	34	8
858	He’s a jurist in Texas.	1.3759	0.05401	133	93	30	10
859	It's really not complicated. You know dinosaurs had eggs long before there were chickens, right?	1.3759	0.05653	141	103	23	15
860	Each question the cadet faces is harder that the last. Next up is: Why is Kim Kardashian famous?	1.3750	0.05805	120	85	25	10
861	I know, I can't believe we got a grant for this, either.	1.3750	0.05614	136	98	25	13
862	Yes, we get paid by the hour.	1.3750	0.05925	120	86	23	11
863	Results are inconclusive, so we just submitted a grant application for more funding	1.3750	0.04753	168	117	39	12
864	The question is, does the pre-hatched egg have any rights?	1.3750	0.05559	120	83	29	8
865	Attendees were getting bored with our ‘you are here’ signs—so we made ‘here’ a bit more philosophical.	1.3750	0.05656	128	91	26	11
866	'' Does he know we know that he doesn't know? "	1.3750	0.05320	128	88	32	8
867	Let’s call them in for questioning, and see who cracks first.	1.3741	0.05525	139	100	26	13
868	The latest polling suggests that the country has become divided on the chicken-egg problem as well,sir.	1.3740	0.05006	131	88	37	6
869	Two protochickens walk into a bar	1.3740	0.05006	131	88	37	6
870	So, the chicken did come first. But, why did it cross the road?	1.3740	0.05346	131	91	31	9
871	Do you think putting him on this right after the Schrödinger case was a great idea?	1.3740	0.06043	123	90	20	13
872	Personally, I don't give a 'cluck' about it.	1.3740	0.05818	123	88	24	11
873	He's Gen Z. He doesn't understand the connection.	1.3740	0.05702	123	87	26	10
874	I can’t wait to rotate off the cold-case team!	1.3740	0.05214	123	83	34	6
875	He says it's going to take a few more weeks of incubation to crack it	1.3740	0.05584	123	86	28	9
876	Which came first: push pins or sticky notes?	1.3739	0.05587	115	79	29	7
877	It's named "Genesis and Exodus."	1.3739	0.05449	115	78	31	6
878	Wanna have sex?	1.3739	0.05854	115	81	25	9
879	The second level is Escher	1.3739	0.05722	115	80	27	8
880	Don't egg him on John	1.3739	0.05587	115	79	29	7
881	It all fits, I just can't make sense of the timeline.	1.3733	0.05228	150	107	30	13
882	I think we should just order takeout.	1.3732	0.05156	142	99	33	10
883	We had it the other way, but the boss made us put it back.	1.3731	0.05262	134	93	32	9
884	Because this is what Senator Rand calls important research.	1.3731	0.05154	134	92	34	8
885	Luckily, our government funding doesn’t run out for many years.	1.3731	0.05262	134	93	32	9
886	It's looking like the mother and daughter were in on it together.	1.3730	0.05253	126	86	33	7
887	I don't think he'll ever crack it.	1.3729	0.05489	118	81	30	7
888	Your saying a 5th grader has solved it?	1.3729	0.05619	118	82	28	8
889	It keeps the interns out of our hair.	1.3729	0.05747	118	83	26	9
890	Research is going well, except in Texas where an egg has more rights than you or I.	1.3729	0.05871	118	84	24	10
891	There’s reason for optimism. He’s already figured out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3729	0.05619	118	82	28	8
892	He’s trying to make sure he has all the information before getting a COVID vaccine.	1.3729	0.05993	118	85	22	11
893	You need to get past either-or thinking.	1.3724	0.05265	145	103	30	12
894	So…do you wanna have sex?	1.3721	0.05619	129	92	26	11
895	It's called The Kentucky Paradox.	1.3721	0.05510	129	91	28	10
896	He’s on loan from the 13th precinct to help us establish a timeline, but he seems a little stuck.	1.3721	0.05170	129	88	34	7
897	He's been staring at this for hours. I think he's waiting for the egg to hatch or the chicken to lay one to decide which came first...	1.3719	0.05645	121	85	27	9
898	Lots of opinions, no facts.	1.3719	0.05266	121	82	33	6
899	The goal of my research is simply to lay out the question.	1.3719	0.05884	121	87	23	11
900	I was originally scheduled to give an oral presentation but got bumped down to a poster when they needed the slot for the Cart Before the Horse symposium	1.3719	0.05266	121	82	33	6
901	At least he shut up about the woodchuck.	1.3719	0.05645	121	85	27	9
902	I quit.	1.3717	0.05922	113	80	24	9
903	He thinks he's cracked the case.	1.3717	0.05508	113	77	30	6
904	Did he paint the egg first or the chicken?	1.3717	0.06183	113	82	20	11
905	Wanna get a burger?	1.3710	0.05547	124	87	28	9
906	We had to call in the egg heads for this case	1.3710	0.05428	124	86	30	8
907	Next he'll try to solve why it crossed the road.	1.3707	0.05812	116	82	25	9
908	His ability to stay completely focused on meaningless information makes him perfect for accounting.	1.3707	0.06187	116	85	19	12
909	Umm, I think you got it backwards...	1.3707	0.05127	116	77	35	4
910	He keeps muttering, 'Where's the bacon?'	1.3707	0.05812	116	82	25	9
911	He does this everytime we order lunch	1.3707	0.05411	116	79	31	6
912	Just wait til he finds out about cryptocurrency.	1.3707	0.05939	116	83	23	10
913	It's all wrong. The egg should be on the left side and the chicken on the right side."	1.3704	0.05230	135	94	32	9
914	This is a tough case to unscramble.	1.3701	0.05339	127	88	31	8
915	In our case, the cartoon came before the caption.	1.3701	0.05454	127	89	29	9
916	He's getting close. He already figured out why it crossed the road.	1.3701	0.05454	127	89	29	9
917	I told him - just flip a coin.	1.3701	0.05220	127	87	33	7
918	I'm just messing with his mind.	1.3697	0.05451	119	82	30	7
919	He’s been working from home for longer than most.	1.3697	0.05581	119	83	28	8
920	Enough with the puns. We aren't winging it, our board isn't scrambled, and we aren't cracking the case. Just enough.	1.3696	0.05450	138	99	27	12
921	Both have alibis but their timelines are shaky.	1.3694	0.05855	111	78	25	8
922	Scientists have already figured out which came first. Scott just wants to “come to his own conclusion”	1.3694	0.05568	111	76	29	6
923	It all started when he started mansplaining the term 'paradox' to me.	1.3694	0.06390	111	82	17	12
924	It’s a brilliant hypothesis, but I think you’ll need more data to get it published.	1.3684	0.05325	114	77	32	5
925	I would have mentioned the egg is not to scale.	1.3684	0.05746	114	80	26	8
926	What if we start thinking about it in terms of who came last?	1.3684	0.05594	133	96	25	12
927	He just got out of diversity training.	1.3684	0.05609	114	79	28	7
928	We’ve narrowed it down to either the chicken or the egg.	1.3684	0.05469	114	78	30	6
929	They could both be in some very hot water.	1.3684	0.05609	114	79	28	7
930	His work suggests an unhealthy obsession with being first.	1.3681	0.05191	144	102	31	11
931	But can we prove it in court?	1.3680	0.05271	125	86	32	7
932	We absolutely need to get HIM laid....	1.3680	0.05392	125	87	30	8
933	He claims the question is a shell game.	1.3680	0.05271	125	86	32	7
934	We think the egg will appeal to younger audiences.	1.3680	0.04891	125	83	38	4
935	This is the toughest case since the Dumpty incident	1.3675	0.05771	117	83	25	9
936	He can't decide if he wants chicken salad or egg salad for lunch.	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
937	It all depends on which suspect cracks first.	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
938	Maybe we should rephrase the question. "Which came second?"	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
939	This will revolutionize the frittata as we know it.	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
940	Everyone always ask "which came first," but has anyone ever asked "why... Mike is still here after we fired him last month?"	1.3675	0.05509	117	81	29	7
941	There's a bottleneck at the first station of the History of Meringue.	1.3672	0.05532	128	91	27	10
942	We have two suspects.	1.3672	0.05305	128	89	31	8
943	No, he's just trying to decide which kind of sandwich he wants for lunch.	1.3672	0.05187	128	88	33	7
944	It's down to two suspects, lieutenant. We're just working on the time-line.	1.3670	0.06066	109	78	22	9
945	Well, Mulder, we've been demoted to the 'Eggs Files'.	1.3670	0.06340	109	80	18	11
946	He’s trying to come up with a caption for a New Yorker cartoon.	1.3670	0.06340	109	80	18	11
947	First things first, I assume.	1.3667	0.05667	120	85	26	9
948	I tried to tell him the Magritte exhibit is across the street but he won’t leave	1.3667	0.05284	120	82	32	6
949	After we published our findings on the 'road cross' problem, we received a grant to investigate this	1.3664	0.05441	131	93	28	10
950	His theory is that neither the chicken nor the egg came first. It was the rooster.	1.3662	0.05143	142	100	32	10
951	We need a new caterer.	1.3662	0.05518	142	104	24	14
952	For sure the egg didn't cross the road.	1.3661	0.06082	112	81	21	10
953	We've got our top paradox guy on it.	1.3661	0.05672	112	78	27	7
954	Is this legal in Texas?	1.3661	0.06711	112	86	11	15
955	They're both suspects, but we're not sure who to interrogate first.	1.3661	0.06082	112	81	21	10
956	He thinks he's about to crack the case.	1.3661	0.05812	112	79	25	8
957	That'll keep him busy for a while. Let's get some breakfast, for some reason I'm hungry.	1.3659	0.05569	123	87	27	9
958	The DA says he doesn't care which came first, they're both gonna fry!	1.3659	0.06029	123	91	19	13
959	I heard there was a second chicken in the grassy meadow.	1.3652	0.05966	115	83	22	10
960	It's about time his parents had that talk with him.	1.3652	0.06216	115	85	18	12
961	Should we lay him off or egg him on?	1.3651	0.05812	126	92	22	12
962	We'll, I can tell you who didn't come first.	1.3650	0.05567	137	100	24	13
963	I asked him what he wanted for lunch last week, he's been standing there ever since.	1.3649	0.04808	148	102	38	8
964	He just keeps muttering, "fowl play."	1.3643	0.05155	129	89	33	7
965	We were deadlocked on Zoom, so I thought coming into the office would help.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
966	I needed to call in expert help because I was just going around in circles with this case.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
967	What if we tried figuring out which one came last?"	1.3643	0.05496	129	92	27	10
968	He'll crack this puzzle soon	1.3636	0.05629	121	86	26	9
969	So that's where the clitoris is.	1.3636	0.05868	121	88	22	11
970	Apparently,he identified the Zodiac killer after a tree fell in a forest that no one was there to hear.	1.3636	0.05736	110	77	26	7
971	It will be interesting to see how he brings this around to string theory.	1.3636	0.05188	132	92	32	8
972	Who knew the unpaid intern would figure it out?	1.3636	0.05880	110	78	24	8
973	I don’t care which one came first, detectives, I just care how they both managed to get away.	1.3630	0.05109	135	94	33	8
974	Where to start?	1.3629	0.05532	124	88	27	9
975	So far we've got the rooster with the hen in the coop.... and in that order.	1.3629	0.05876	124	91	21	12
976	He’s unaware that this is a personality test.”	1.3628	0.05905	113	81	23	9
977	He's developing a Henn diagram.	1.3628	0.06166	113	83	19	11
978	Everybody thinks it's over easy. At first...	1.3628	0.05631	113	79	27	7
979	You wanna get coffee? This could take a while.	1.3628	0.05343	113	77	31	5
980	He has trouble prioritizing.	1.3628	0.05488	113	78	29	6
981	Is this really the best use of our intern?	1.3628	0.06037	113	82	21	10
982	He’s working on a theory that the design committee came first.	1.3623	0.05437	138	100	26	12
983	Are you kidding me, no epidural?"	1.3622	0.05323	127	89	30	8
984	We got it across the road, but this one has us stumped.	1.3622	0.05553	127	91	26	10
985	I think I've found the reason our cases are backing up.	1.3622	0.05773	127	93	22	12
986	I told you we shouldn't have hired an MBA to teach the philosophy class.	1.3621	0.05530	116	81	28	7
987	Who's gonna tell him that's actually a goose egg?	1.3621	0.05393	116	80	30	6
988	The evidence points to the egg, by about 312 million years.	1.3621	0.05393	116	80	30	6
989	The photos are switched each Tuesday.	1.3621	0.05664	116	82	26	8
990	I know it seems a little weird, but rumor has it that he already figured out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3615	0.05238	130	91	31	8
991	Where exactly did you find this caterer?	1.3615	0.05881	130	97	19	14
992	We intend to win the Chicken Sandwich Wars.	1.3613	0.05563	119	84	27	8
993	His promotion depends on it.	1.3613	0.05025	119	80	35	4
994	Bill’s the best. Just last year he cracked the “Cross the Road” case.	1.3613	0.05301	119	82	31	6
995	We think it might be more of a Venn diagram situation.	1.3613	0.04882	119	79	37	3
996	We’ve rebranded it ‘’meta”	1.3609	0.05682	133	98	22	13
997	It’s a tough one to crack.	1.3607	0.05827	122	89	22	11
998	He loves omelettes but is worried in Texas that hens will be required to take all eggs to full term and banned for human consumption.	1.3607	0.05943	122	90	20	12
999	Mansplaining menstruation	1.3607	0.05468	122	86	28	8
1000	Apparently, Matt Damon snuck in late last night and solved it.	1.3607	0.05590	122	87	26	9
1001	Let him be, I don't want him at the meeting, he can never decide how to vote	1.3604	0.05548	111	77	28	6
1002	We fed this into AI and it doesn't know either.	1.3604	0.05694	111	78	26	7
1003	OK, so you’ve tried a biologist, a virologist, a veterinarian, a statistician, a logician, a historian, three psychics and a librarian. Call back the stand-up comic.	1.3600	0.05376	125	88	29	8
1004	This just in: nobody cares who came first	1.3597	0.05686	139	104	20	15
1005	They really need to start teaching sex ed in the schools.	1.3596	0.05727	114	81	25	8
1006	I think if you solve it you get an offer from Google.	1.3596	0.06120	114	84	19	11
1007	He’s got everything figured out except the timeline.	1.3596	0.06246	114	85	17	12
1008	The artist had a very complex Parent/Child relationship.	1.3594	0.05171	128	89	32	7
1009	Someone said there'd be donuts.	1.3592	0.06148	103	74	21	8
1010	I think we're looking for a poacher.	1.3590	0.05624	117	83	26	8
1011	No, actually it is a Rube Goldberg puzzle on how to get that chicken back into that egg.	1.3590	0.05880	117	85	22	10
1012	The investigation has many layers.	1.3590	0.06004	117	86	20	11
1013	Do you ever feel like this entire project is a colossal waste of time?	1.3588	0.05205	131	92	31	8
1014	We found this right before he crossed the road.	1.3588	0.05533	131	95	25	11
1015	I’m not so sure we’re asking the right question.	1.3585	0.05049	106	70	34	2
1016	Conclusion: the rooster did it.	1.3585	0.05394	106	72	30	4
1017	Not really the hardboiled detective I requested.	1.3585	0.06593	106	80	14	12
1018	City folk."	1.3583	0.05131	120	82	33	5
1019	Causality Friday	1.3583	0.05893	120	88	21	11
1020	Our Philosophy Faculty is famous for its forensic methodology.	1.3583	0.04992	120	81	35	4
1021	Couldn’t you have just made him get coffee?	1.3583	0.05131	120	82	33	5
1022	Want to grab a drink? He’s going to be here awhile.	1.3583	0.05525	120	85	27	8
1023	I thought he was making progress when he moved on from "Are you naked if you're wearing socks?"	1.3582	0.05125	134	94	32	8
1024	He told me to set a three minute timer and check back on him.	1.3582	0.05014	134	93	34	7
1025	Between you and me, I don't think CSI: Des Moines is going to work.	1.3578	0.06047	109	79	21	9
1026	He's the one who solved the mystery of the chicken crossing the road.	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
1027	Are we close to cracking this one, or are we wasting resources on another wild goose chase?	1.3578	0.05905	109	78	23	8
1028	I told them not to show this to the intern.	1.3578	0.05759	109	77	25	7
1029	That’s one we’ll never crack.	1.3571	0.05221	126	88	31	7
1030	Unfortunately, we are nowhere close to solving it.	1.3571	0.05652	112	79	26	7
1031	Last week's challenge was a bear,some poop,and a forest.	1.3571	0.06450	112	85	14	13
1032	He doesn't care. He's vegan	1.3571	0.05793	112	80	24	8
1033	Once they're distracted by the chicken-egg conundrum, the extended auto warranty is an easy sell.	1.3571	0.06195	112	83	18	11
1034	If he cracks this, I see parades, I see Nobels, I see the next great concept musical.	1.3571	0.05574	126	91	25	10
1035	He got a huge government grant.	1.3571	0.05793	112	80	24	8
1036	The judge ruled 'The egg always comes out a little Behind' .	1.3571	0.05176	140	100	30	10
1037	Give this problem to the intern	1.3566	0.05019	129	89	34	6
1038	We suspect the chef	1.3565	0.05411	115	80	29	6
1039	Only a man would think bigger eggs is a good way to increase yield.	1.3565	0.05818	115	83	23	9
1040	This will keep him occupied for weeks while we sneak off to Costa Rica.	1.3565	0.05948	115	84	21	10
1041	The chicken was clearly at the scene of the crime. But was the egg there first?	1.3565	0.05948	115	84	21	10
1042	Wait ‘till I ask him why did the chicken cross the road.	1.3559	0.05453	118	83	28	7
1043	He’ll crack it soon enough.	1.3559	0.05318	118	82	30	6
1044	Should we just confess to eating his lunch?	1.3559	0.05712	118	85	24	9
1045	How long have you been teaching at Purdue?	1.3558	0.06249	104	76	19	9
1046	We know which came first. We need a motive.	1.3558	0.05620	104	72	27	5
1047	This is the last time we let him decide what to order for lunch.	1.3558	0.05943	104	74	23	7
1048	Don't ya just love it when the smartest guy get stumped?	1.3558	0.06249	104	76	19	9
1049	No matter which one we say, it'll be considered fake news	1.3556	0.04984	135	94	34	7
1050	Of course I told him flow chart, not fowl chart!	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
1051	The rooster had both motive and opportunity!	1.3554	0.05487	121	86	27	8
1052	He's hoping to hatch this new plan soon. It's best not to egg him on.	1.3551	0.05353	107	73	30	4
1053	Do you ask the new analyst what he wants from KFC?	1.3551	0.05827	107	76	24	7
1054	I don't know the answer, but now I'm hungry.	1.3551	0.05224	138	99	29	10
1055	It was just meant to be an icebreaker	1.3546	0.04945	141	99	34	8
1056	Who the cluck cares which came first.	1.3545	0.06001	110	80	21	9
1057	He’s having an eggsistential crisis	1.3545	0.05860	110	79	23	8
1058	Actually, the consultancy fee comes first.	1.3545	0.06001	110	80	21	9
1059	This should keep him busy for the next week	1.3545	0.05416	110	76	29	5
1060	Wanna go grab some breakfast?	1.3545	0.06138	110	81	19	10
1061	He's got this figured out. What he still can't get to is the motive for the road crossing.	1.3540	0.05611	113	80	26	7
1062	If we solve it, Krysten Sinema says she'll vote for our bill.	1.3540	0.05611	113	80	26	7
1063	Clearly the Omelette is in the Eye of the Beholder	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
1064	It's actually just a recipe for a chicken frittata.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
1065	What a surprise that all our senior managers chose the chicken.	1.3540	0.05468	113	79	28	6
1066	All the evidence points in the same direction - delicious.	1.3540	0.05171	113	77	32	4
1067	Our breakthrough was realizing that this problem is not so much circular as it is elliptical.	1.3534	0.05373	116	81	29	6
1068	Did either one smoke afterwards?	1.3534	0.05566	133	98	23	12
1069	We're getting close to an answer, it's down to a fifty-fifty chance it's one of them.	1.3529	0.05918	119	88	20	11
1070	And don't even get me started on the 'crossing the road' inquiry	1.3529	0.06017	102	73	22	7
1071	Well, I guess that finally settles it.	1.3529	0.05545	119	85	26	8
1072	Just wait until he gets to the other side.	1.3529	0.05415	119	84	28	7
1073	He wonders how that big egg could come out of such a small hole.	1.3529	0.05274	136	98	28	10
1074	DNA results were scrambled, but we've narrowed it down to two suspects. Suspect one claims to have info that will crack the case wide open, but not a peep from suspect two who has nearly a dozen witnesses that say he was elsewhere.	1.3525	0.05926	122	91	19	12
1075	It's too binary.	1.3525	0.05573	122	88	25	9
1076	This is not what I meant when I said we should find the root of the crossing the road incident.	1.3524	0.05410	105	72	29	4
1077	We’re shutting this down and transferring the budget over to ‘Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?’.	1.3524	0.05410	105	72	29	4
1078	Well at least we figured out why it crossed the road	1.3524	0.05577	105	73	27	5
1079	The chicken has a social media post from '97 so we're going with that.	1.3519	0.05474	108	75	28	5
1080	If that was a hen, there would be no question.	1.3519	0.06074	108	79	20	9
1081	The egg, of course! The photo on the left is a rooster!!	1.3519	0.05630	108	76	26	6
1082	I'm not going to be the one who tells him that's a rooster.	1.3519	0.05929	108	78	22	8
1083	Well, I never heard of an egg laying a chicken.	1.3519	0.05929	108	77	22	8
1084	He keeps asking the same question, over and over again!	1.3516	0.05154	128	90	31	7
1085	He works the cold case at Whole Foods.	1.3516	0.05387	128	92	27	9
1086	Do you read from left to right or the other way around?	1.3514	0.05955	111	81	21	9
1087	It's OK. He's an intern	1.3514	0.05222	111	76	31	4
1088	So it was the chicken? Nice work! When can we expect the "tree falling in the woods" results	1.3514	0.05955	111	81	21	9
1089	He's trying to figure out what to have for dinner.	1.3514	0.05673	111	79	25	7
1090	We’re pretty sure it was the chicken, but we still haven’t figured out why it crossed the road.	1.3514	0.05673	111	79	25	7
1091	Okay yes, technically the rooster came first but...	1.3509	0.05842	114	83	22	9
1092	Yeah, funding dried up so wewent back to basics.	1.3505	0.06225	97	70	20	7
1093	Yeah, he says he knows but won't tell us.	1.3504	0.05343	137	100	26	11
1094	Do you realize, if we resolve this, we can apply the same logic to ducks and geese.	1.3500	0.05752	100	70	25	5
1095	The paradox lies in this being a rooster and not a hen	1.3500	0.05246	120	84	30	6
1096	First things first, he says.	1.3500	0.05378	120	85	28	7
1097	Chicken, egg, person, woman, camera, TV. We think he can primary your incumbent.	1.3500	0.06416	100	74	17	9
1098	I don't think that he can crack this case.	1.3500	0.06093	100	72	21	7
1099	I haven't seen him so worked up since the "Schrodinger' cat" case.	1.3500	0.06256	100	73	19	8
1100	The ultimate cold case	1.3500	0.05925	100	71	23	6
1101	Rumor has it that display is a chick magnet.	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
1102	Putting the chicken on the left side of the board just gives it all away.	1.3495	0.05968	103	74	22	7
1103	I don't care who came first. They're stuck with footprints crossing the road and shell casings on the other side.	1.3495	0.05968	103	74	22	7
1104	Do you want to ask him or shall I?	1.3495	0.05806	103	73	24	6
1105	I'd explain it, but I wouldn't know where to begin.	1.3495	0.05968	103	74	22	7
1106	After 9,462 votes I can't believe it's all up to this guy.	1.3492	0.04823	126	86	36	4
1107	They have a very limited menu, and the reviews are all over the place.	1.3492	0.05203	126	89	30	7
1108	I think we can fry ‘em both.	1.3492	0.05203	126	89	30	7
1109	I told you to stop asking him that question.	1.3491	0.06149	106	78	19	9
1110	He's studying the genesis of Critical Race Theory.	1.3491	0.06001	106	77	21	8
1111	The Farm to Table concept is good, but we need a sexier chicken.	1.3491	0.05850	106	76	23	7
1112	You just had to invite Jerry to order lunch with us...	1.3491	0.05534	106	74	27	5
1113	I hope he knows that’s a duck egg…	1.3491	0.06001	106	77	21	8
1114	Corporate wants an answer by tomorrow	1.3491	0.05694	106	75	25	6
1115	His marriage is failing.	1.3486	0.05587	109	77	26	6
1116	I see the new guy is learning the pecking order.	1.3486	0.05587	109	77	26	6
1117	We got a $20 million grant for this.	1.3486	0.06166	109	81	18	10
1118	Next time, let's be sure to read the entire grant application and not just the title: 'Evolutionary Avian Enigmas'	1.3486	0.05587	109	77	26	6
1119	Are you sure that's the right order?	1.3482	0.05631	112	80	25	7
1120	He's dyslexic, so who knows?	1.3482	0.05910	112	82	21	9
1121	We like to keep our rookies busy with something simple, at first.	1.3482	0.05772	112	81	23	8
1122	That’s why she crossed the road!	1.3482	0.05486	112	79	27	6
1123	When are you going to tell him it's a rooster?	1.3478	0.05929	115	85	20	10
1124	Actually, I'm certain the rooster came first.	1.3478	0.05799	115	84	22	9
1125	He keeps insisting that….”it has to be the egg”.	1.3478	0.04947	115	78	34	3
1126	Pollux is the man for this; he solved ‘why the chicken crossed the road’ problem.	1.3475	0.05943	118	88	19	11
1127	It's not a guy thing.	1.3471	0.05715	121	89	22	10
1128	It's for our new menu. But what do we serve first?	1.3469	0.06503	98	73	16	9
1129	Got a coin? Our boy genius here will settle for 2-out-of-3.	1.3469	0.05998	98	70	22	6
1130	Either way, they ran a-fowl of the law.	1.3469	0.05998	98	70	22	6
1131	Who cares? They're both delicious.	1.3468	0.05731	124	92	21	11
1132	Don't judge. The alternative was Nietzsche.	1.3465	0.06204	101	74	19	8
1133	We're holding his older sister Clara - recent DNA evidence suggests she pushed him. She hated Humpty for being the most beautiful baby of the hatch.	1.3465	0.06204	101	74	19	8
1134	The supply chain is broken.	1.3465	0.05529	101	70	27	4
1135	We thought it might be easier to figure out which came second.	1.3465	0.05705	101	71	25	5
1136	Apparently he used a candlestick.	1.3465	0.06042	101	73	21	7
1137	I think the chicken and the egg were in on it together.	1.3462	0.05595	104	73	26	5
1138	It's not what you think. He's trying to figure out what to have for lunch.	1.3462	0.05595	104	73	26	5
1139	He’ll never figure it out, this is ostrich’s egg.	1.3462	0.06075	104	76	20	8
1140	We're over budget and past due, how hard could this really be to solve?	1.3458	0.05650	107	76	25	6
1141	He says his name is Heisenberg.	1.3458	0.05650	107	76	25	6
1142	I got grants from the chicken industry and the egg industry, but I can’t recall which came first.	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
1143	He's the profiler who solved the Cart/Horse conjecture...	1.3458	0.05804	107	77	23	7
1144	If he says " the egg" hire him. Last one said "boulder"	1.3458	0.06100	107	79	19	9
1145	Give him five more minutes then we'll go to a coin flip.	1.3458	0.05650	107	76	25	6
1146	He's our best hope for this new case...last month he solved why it crossed the road!	1.3455	0.06118	110	82	18	10
1147	I'll never understand how this prepares you to jump out of an airplane.	1.3451	0.05865	113	83	21	9
1148	He’s stuck in a feedback loop…	1.3451	0.05446	113	80	27	6
1149	He’ll get it. He figured out the cart before the horse thing.	1.3448	0.05625	116	84	24	8
1150	I warned you. This is what you get when you serve a chicken scrambler to a metaphysician.	1.3448	0.05625	116	84	24	8
1151	Don't you think our interviews have gotten a little too difficult?	1.3448	0.06135	116	88	16	12
1152	After we solve this problem, we have to know why she crossed the road.	1.3445	0.05262	119	84	29	6
1153	I’ve never seen anyone stare so long at the lunch menu.	1.3443	0.05675	122	90	22	10
1154	We're pecking away at it.	1.3443	0.04907	122	84	34	4
1155	Does it really matter?	1.3438	0.06426	96	71	17	8
1156	He thinks it's the lunch menu.	1.3438	0.06253	96	70	19	7
1157	He did, however, figure out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3438	0.06426	96	71	17	8
1158	When I asked him to resolve this paradox, he cried 'fowl.'	1.3434	0.06285	99	73	18	8
1159	I still don’t understand how this got so politicized.	1.3434	0.05772	99	70	24	5
1160	If we can't solve the case for what was first, what was second?	1.3434	0.05591	99	69	26	4
1161	What does it matter if neither identifies as a chicken or an egg?	1.3434	0.06119	99	72	20	7
1162	Ernie's solved it. He wants us to move on to why he crossed the road.	1.3434	0.06119	99	72	20	7
1163	Obviously, the rooster came first.	1.3434	0.06605	99	75	14	10
1164	He’s almost got it.	1.3431	0.05305	102	70	29	3
1165	He's about to crack this wide open.	1.3431	0.05992	102	74	21	7
1166	I think that sometimes AI likes to poke fun at us."	1.3431	0.05659	102	72	25	5
1167	Every time we get close to cracking the case, our informants get eaten.	1.3431	0.05992	102	74	21	7
1168	This is definitely a good use of public funding	1.3429	0.05872	105	76	22	7
1169	He thinks he's got it.	1.3429	0.04838	140	99	34	7
1170	We’ll cross that road when we get to it	1.3429	0.05872	105	76	22	6
1171	Detective Fox says it doesn't matter who was guarding the hen house, focus on the bad eggs.	1.3429	0.05552	105	74	26	5
1172	Couldn't they just be concurrent?	1.3429	0.05552	105	74	26	5
1173	New guy thinks it’s a menu.	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
1174	Yesterday's poll had it 49.8% chicken, 49.6% egg--too close to call.	1.3426	0.06052	108	80	19	9
1175	He's from the Middle East. He says we hung it wrong.	1.3426	0.05450	108	76	27	5
1176	I suggested that he just Google it.	1.3426	0.05607	108	77	25	6
1177	We know they crossed the road. We don’t know why, or which came first.	1.3426	0.06193	108	81	17	10
1178	Last year they had us working on 'Catch 22'	1.3426	0.06052	108	80	19	9
1179	Apparently it’s a supply chain issue.	1.3426	0.05289	108	75	29	4
1180	I thought reframing the question as 'Which came second?'might resolve it once and for all.	1.3423	0.05353	111	78	28	5
1181	We know it was the chicken first and we're pretty sure we know why he crossed the road	1.3423	0.05934	111	82	20	9
1182	He's getting worse. It's never taken him THIS long to decide what to have for lunch before.	1.3423	0.05198	111	77	30	4
1183	Wait... one... second. We've been looking at this all wrong. The rooster came first.	1.3421	0.05407	114	81	27	6
1184	I think we'd be making better progress if the project manager wasn't a vegan.	1.3421	0.05687	114	83	23	8
1185	It takes him forever to decide what to have for lunch	1.3421	0.05822	114	84	21	9
1186	Maybe the chick came first instead?	1.3419	0.05173	117	82	30	5
1187	While we're at it, which came first, the blackboard or the chalk?	1.3419	0.05842	117	87	20	10
1188	We’ll ask him why it crossed the road tomorrow.	1.3419	0.05173	117	82	30	5
1189	Based on my personal research; I concluded it was the rooster”	1.3417	0.05613	120	88	23	9
1190	Either way, we still won’t know why it crossed the road.	1.3417	0.05736	120	89	21	10
1191	After this, it's which came first - coffee or Starbucks?	1.3417	0.05487	120	87	25	8
1192	Well, this is a first.	1.3415	0.05394	123	89	26	8
1193	Who cares which came first? I want to know why it crossed the road.	1.3411	0.05447	129	95	24	10
1194	We need Matt Damon	1.3402	0.06022	97	70	21	6
1195	All I said was, 'Chief, what do you want for lunch?'	1.3402	0.06022	97	70	21	6
1196	He's been in a foul mood all morning.	1.3400	0.06391	100	75	16	9
1197	He's working on his next Tweet	1.3400	0.05898	100	72	22	6
1198	Which came first? Post-its or white boards?	1.3400	0.05898	100	72	22	6
1199	Anyone who thinks they understand this exhibit is fantasizing or a genius.	1.3400	0.05724	100	71	24	5
1200	He's reversed the order of those two images a thousand times in the last week alone!	1.3398	0.05614	103	73	25	5
1201	We're not sure if it was an infanticide or a matricide.	1.3398	0.05943	103	75	21	7
1202	He will never solve the puzzle because his wife is egging him on.	1.3398	0.06255	103	77	17	9
1203	He's been pecking away at it all week.	1.3396	0.05343	106	74	28	4
1204	I just keep thinking, "Who cares?"	1.3396	0.06126	106	79	18	9
1205	He could care less. He's a vegan.	1.3396	0.05978	106	78	20	8
1206	Quantum Mechanics proves the chicken OR the egg came first, depending on how you observe them. Problem solved.	1.3396	0.06126	106	79	18	9
1207	Please don’t tell him about Schrödinger’s cat.	1.3394	0.05714	109	79	23	7
1208	If he solves this, he gets an in-person interview.	1.3394	0.05564	109	78	25	6
1209	He got the egg to crack but he can't get a peep from the chicken.	1.3394	0.06144	109	82	17	10
1210	Gives the interns something to do.	1.3393	0.05888	112	83	20	9
1211	The best solution so far is from a rooster.	1.3393	0.05609	112	81	24	7
1212	He is hoping to get a research grant.	1.3391	0.05508	115	83	25	7
1213	Are there any vegan restaurants nearby?	1.3391	0.05368	115	82	27	6
1214	He thinks there is no question that can not be answered with enough graphics.	1.3391	0.05368	115	82	27	6
1215	Ms. Tippen's third grade class is deconstructing the chicken-egg paradox as a non-fungible token. I think we should bid.	1.3390	0.05544	118	86	24	8
1216	We brought him in because of his incredible work on the “chicken crossing the road” case.	1.3390	0.05544	118	86	24	8
1217	Where are Abbott and Costello when we really need them?	1.3388	0.05449	121	88	25	8
1218	Modern art exhibits just keep getting more and more weird these days.	1.3387	0.05478	124	91	24	9
1219	He's close. Chalkboards came before post-it notes .	1.3385	0.05186	130	94	28	8
1220	I’ll never understand what they do over at HR.	1.3370	0.06236	92	67	19	6
1221	You can not invite him to breakfast with us anymore.	1.3368	0.05521	95	66	26	3
1222	The Judges will determine who comes in first.	1.3368	0.06280	95	70	18	7
1223	He's preparing for the next debate between Democrats and Republicans	1.3368	0.05913	95	68	22	5
1224	He already discovered why the sky is blue.	1.3368	0.05314	95	65	28	2
1225	It’s looking like a tie.	1.3367	0.05971	98	71	21	6
1226	He was chosen because he found the needle in a haystack.	1.3367	0.06144	98	72	19	7
1227	Sorry, it should have been your assignment but he got here first.	1.3367	0.05219	98	67	29	2
1228	How many times do I have to tell you? It's an eye exam for Trump supporters who can't read.	1.3367	0.06638	98	75	13	10
1229	Coming first is over-rated.	1.3367	0.05416	98	68	27	3
1230	So here’s a picture of my darling Betty, and here’s one of her when she was younger.	1.3367	0.05971	98	71	21	6
1231	He says it’s more about who wore it best	1.3367	0.05792	98	70	23	5
1232	Steve is watching the numbers, looks like the egg is ahead	1.3366	0.05500	101	71	26	4
1233	I’m thinking 12-episode, limited run, whodunnit podcast series	1.3366	0.05849	101	73	22	6
1234	I'm thinking breakfast. You?	1.3365	0.05569	104	74	25	5
1235	Lower his dose of LSD and see if he can speak.	1.3365	0.06203	104	78	17	9
1236	He says he's about make a big breakthrough in the case.	1.3365	0.05569	104	74	25	5
1237	Are you sure barnyards are within our jurisdiction?	1.3365	0.05734	104	75	23	6
1238	He'll never crack this one.	1.3365	0.05895	104	76	21	7
1239	Just one or two more rounds of funding and I think he’ll finally crack it.	1.3365	0.05569	104	74	25	5
1240	I think it is time to call in Colonel Sanders.	1.3365	0.05895	104	76	21	7
1241	Oh yeah, get a coffee. He’s gonna be awhile.	1.3365	0.06051	104	77	19	8
1242	Why is it that young people keep waiting for this flat screen display to activate?	1.3364	0.06221	107	81	16	10
1243	Told you that was the only way to keep him busy.	1.3364	0.05780	107	78	22	7
1244	Let's solve this problem first, then we can talk about its motivation for crossing the road.	1.3364	0.05522	110	79	25	6
1245	There seems to be a connection between the two.	1.3364	0.05522	110	79	25	6
1246	It's plagued humans forever...southern fried or easy over?	1.3364	0.05522	110	79	25	6
1247	His latest theory is that crossing the road will help him crack it.	1.3364	0.05048	110	76	31	3
1248	I’m taking Murphy off of the Cold Case team.	1.3364	0.05522	110	79	25	6
1249	He said the murders can wait.	1.3363	0.05275	113	80	28	5
1250	He doesn't get that it's a rhetorical question.	1.3363	0.05978	113	85	18	10
1251	It was his theorem which established why it crossed the road so he is now examining the ultimate question.	1.3363	0.05567	113	82	24	7
1252	He’s either close to cracking the case or making breakfast.	1.3362	0.05865	116	87	19	10
1253	He's asking for a vegetarian option.	1.3361	0.05155	122	87	29	6
1254	Not him. He's still working on why did the chicken cross the road.	1.3359	0.05376	131	97	24	10
1255	He's a vegan from Texas, so now I'm worried he's going to sue the hen.	1.3333	0.06258	99	74	17	8
1256	We think we can finally crack this.	1.3333	0.05328	111	79	27	5
1257	Either way, the sky is falling.	1.3333	0.05456	102	72	26	4
1258	My gut says The Rooster is behind the whole thing.	1.3333	0.06421	99	75	15	9
1259	This appears to be unrelated to the “If a tree fell in the forest” case.	1.3333	0.06171	108	82	16	10
1260	It's a complicated organization, but a clear pecking order is starting to emerge.	1.3333	0.06048	111	84	17	10
1261	Your government dollars at work.	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
1262	Jerome and I cannot confidently say which came first. Of course,it's possible it's neither one.	1.3333	0.05164	126	91	28	7
1263	Cuts down on reading all those resumes.	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
1264	We’re never going to crack this case.	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
1265	When he was young before becoming a Colonel,Harland Sanders had to decide if he was going to serve breakfast or dinner.	1.3333	0.06179	93	68	19	6
1266	The evidence doesn’t look good for either of them, sir.	1.3333	0.06179	93	68	19	6
1267	They fouled it up. That’s a goose egg.	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
1268	Obviously, the egg. Dinosaurs had eggs, so...just sayin'. It's a stupid question.	1.3333	0.05357	105	74	27	4
1269	We have fun with it. It drives the new rookies crazy!	1.3333	0.05861	96	69	22	5
1270	The problem is, he only has 18 minutes for his TED talk...	1.3333	0.05664	114	84	22	8
1271	We’re really close to cracking this case…	1.3333	0.05966	102	75	20	7
1272	Unfortunately, his science fair entry is just a long-winded chicken salad recipe.	1.3333	0.05947	117	89	17	11
1273	Law and Order: Paradox Unit	1.3333	0.06046	96	70	20	6
1274	...and the answer has been staring us in the face all this time	1.3333	0.05372	99	69	27	3
1275	This is much more accurate than a SAT	1.3333	0.05627	111	81	23	7
1276	So, about Kevin's project, twenty bucks says he can't 'pullet" off.	1.3333	0.05788	93	66	23	4
1277	Is there a vegan option?	1.3333	0.05369	93	64	27	2
1278	It's too eggistential for me.	1.3333	0.05480	111	80	25	6
1279	He's always wanted to take a crack at one of our great unsolved mysteries.	1.3333	0.05771	111	82	21	8
1280	He’s struggling to determine the sequence of events.	1.3333	0.05456	102	72	26	4
1281	And that's blockchain	1.3333	0.06258	99	74	17	8
1282	I don't think it was the chicken OR the egg -- they were both framed.	1.3333	0.06734	99	77	11	11
1283	Solving the whole chicken egg sequencing problem has huge market potential.	1.3333	0.05526	114	83	24	7
1284	But we’ll still never know why it crosses the road.	1.3333	0.05671	96	68	24	4
1285	I still maintain he drew the egg first	1.3333	0.05525	105	75	25	5
1286	Don't overthink it.	1.3333	0.05429	117	85	25	7
1287	We were going back to the original questions of the case. Paul may have gone too far back.	1.3333	0.05847	105	77	21	7
1288	Dunno ‘bout you, but if I was the chicken I’d be praying that the egg came first “	1.3333	0.06171	108	82	16	10
1289	Scientifically speaking, the incremental evolution resulting into today’s domesticated chicken would have happened in a DNA mutation present in the egg but not the parent species, but I’m just waiting to see if he is going to mansplain that to me.	1.3333	0.05920	99	72	21	6
1290	Research is overfunded.	1.3306	0.05796	121	92	18	11
1291	Ask the hen.	1.3306	0.04894	121	85	32	4
1292	We're looking at a patricide. Suspect is white, unarmed and may have crack on them.	1.3305	0.05903	118	90	17	11
1293	He's the best detective we've ever had, but I don't believe he can crack this case.	1.3305	0.05114	118	84	29	5
1294	Bring biscuits and gravy when we bring them in for questioning.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1295	The chicken came first. Someone had to lay the egg and someone had to incubate the egg. If the egg came first, it would just sit there and get cold. The end.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1296	He couldn't decide on Moderna or Pfizer either.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1297	I figured it out ages ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him	1.3304	0.05727	112	83	21	8
1298	I hear Netflix is already talking about a second season.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
1299	It started with a big bang.	1.3302	0.05315	106	75	27	4
1300	Theoretically, it's neither.	1.3302	0.06102	106	80	17	9
1301	We’re struggling to determine the chain of events.	1.3302	0.05953	106	79	19	8
1302	I’m not really sure how we got here	1.3302	0.05315	106	75	27	4
1303	This is the type of progressive mumbo jumbo silly question that Fox has been trying to expose for years.	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
1304	Think he’ll crack it?	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
1305	After it crossed the highway, we thought there might be a deeper mystery To be solved	1.3301	0.06075	103	77	18	8
1306	Do we award two prizes,or what	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
1307	If you think this is tiring, you should see him trying to decide what to have for lunch. Wait - is that what he's doing?	1.3301	0.05586	103	74	24	5
1308	He wrote the definitive paper on why they cross the road.	1.3301	0.06075	103	77	18	8
1309	This is a prime example of analysis paralysis,” he said. I replied, “Don’t overthink it.	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
1310	The preparation for the Colonel’s origin story	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
1311	Which came first? Oh, the poster was there before the guy.	1.3300	0.05695	100	72	23	5
1312	We have to find out where it all started before we can understand why he crossed the road.	1.3300	0.05695	100	72	23	5
1313	Our photo age-progression technology is amazing.	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
1314	He’s trying to figure out where to begin	1.3300	0.05329	100	70	27	3
1315	It's the first run of CSI: Barnyard	1.3300	0.06039	100	74	19	7
1316	Our chicken comes first or she doesn't come at all.	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
1317	He'll never get them to talk.	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
1318	He says he's about to have an eggsistential breakthrough.	1.3299	0.06341	97	73	16	8
1319	Two suspects arrived at the crime scene. We’re not sure yet who came first.	1.3299	0.05623	97	69	24	4
1320	0kay people, we need to establish a timeline.	1.3299	0.05811	97	70	22	5
1321	I told you not to invite any Engineers.	1.3298	0.05933	94	68	21	5
1322	The logic is circular, but I think it fits.	1.3298	0.05933	94	68	21	5
1323	That reminds me. About last night...	1.3298	0.06995	94	74	9	11
1324	He’s got a 50/50 chance..	1.3298	0.05737	94	67	23	4
1325	Its a deep dive into what came first, the cartoon or the caption contest.	1.3298	0.06123	94	69	19	6
1326	Pantyhose: The Early Days	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
1327	This menu doesn't offer much variety	1.3297	0.05646	91	64	24	3
1328	He's trying to make a case for either chicken or egg salad.	1.3297	0.05859	91	65	22	4
1329	We've narrowed it down to just two scenarios.	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
1330	Yes, he is our cold case expert, but he may have met his match.	1.3297	0.05859	91	65	22	4
1331	We're trying hard to determine which one makes the better salad	1.3297	0.06821	91	70	12	9
1332	MIT uses something like it to screen scholarship applicants	1.3295	0.06409	88	65	17	6
1333	You've been put on this case because you figured out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3281	0.04974	128	92	30	6
1334	It's a nice picture board, but I've never known anyone to wonder if the ROOSTER or the egg came first.	1.3277	0.05612	119	89	21	9
1335	He's in a fowl mood.	1.3274	0.05684	113	84	21	8
1336	”Well according to Masters and Johnson it was really the rooster	1.3274	0.05543	113	83	23	7
1337	Where to begin?	1.3273	0.05792	110	82	20	8
1338	He’s not been the same since the Chik-fil-A debacle.	1.3273	0.05496	110	80	24	6
1339	The real killer is the cholesterol	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1340	Only Murders in the Coop.	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1341	The Colonel said to redesign the supply chain.	1.3271	0.05599	107	78	23	6
1342	There's no confusion with the pig and the bacon	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1343	He’s never been able to prove which came first. It’s the case that haunts him to this day.	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
1344	Our jurisdiction stops on this side of the road,so we have to drop the other question.	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1345	He's been trying to crack the case for days, and all he can come up with is fowl play.	1.3271	0.05754	107	79	21	7
1346	We’re hoping this hard boiled detective can crack the case.	1.3269	0.05370	104	74	26	4
1347	If he solves this, he expects a Nobel Prize.	1.3269	0.05193	104	73	28	3
1348	This exercise has proved popular with the staff, apart from the hardcore vegans of course.	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
1349	He's a genealogist	1.3269	0.05707	104	76	22	6
1350	We think he’s just hungry.	1.3269	0.05541	104	75	24	5
1351	How about brunch?	1.3267	0.05648	101	73	23	5
1352	Check the alibi.	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
1353	It had to be a C-Section!	1.3267	0.06151	101	76	17	8
1354	To be honest, I'm a vegan and don't care anymore.	1.3267	0.05286	101	71	27	3
1355	We are getting closer but I think the chicken was lying	1.3267	0.05821	101	74	21	6
1356	We’re calling it the metaverse	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
1357	The one piece of evidence I can't resolve is her inexplicable position across that road.	1.3265	0.05384	98	69	26	3
1358	He's convinced the fox was framed. His money's on the chicken.	1.3265	0.05761	98	71	22	5
1359	I know, but this time he's approaching it with lateral thinking.	1.3265	0.06285	98	74	16	8
1360	Schrödinger says it depends on the recipe	1.3263	0.05687	95	68	23	4
1361	You're the BLT, I'm the meatball parm, but once again Tod can't decide between chicken or egg salad.	1.3263	0.05687	95	68	23	4
1362	How's your tree falling in the forest thing going?	1.3263	0.06068	95	70	19	6
1363	We're still waiting on forensics ...	1.3263	0.05687	95	68	23	4
1364	We're trying to nail down the timeline.	1.3261	0.05596	92	65	24	3
1365	The question is whether we should go with the sheet pan or the skillet	1.3261	0.05378	92	64	26	2
1366	When I asked you to take a serious look at what comes first, I meant your work or our relationship.	1.3261	0.06203	92	68	18	6
1367	He invented the tree-in-the-forest recorder.	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
1368	Actually, he’s a road scholar.	1.3261	0.06008	92	67	20	5
1369	Harder to crack than the 'Road' problem...	1.3258	0.05931	89	64	21	4
1370	He's still trying to crack that cold case file.	1.3258	0.05931	89	64	21	4
1371	He’s ready for the shape sorter test	1.3258	0.06143	89	65	19	5
1372	There had to be a rooster around in all this!	1.3256	0.05297	129	96	24	9
1373	Perhaps we should be defunded.	1.3248	0.05540	117	87	22	8
1374	Who says we can't have it both ways.	1.3246	0.05061	114	81	29	4
1375	I'm reluctant to tell him that dinosaurs laid eggs.	1.3246	0.05212	114	82	27	5
1376	: “Everyone knows it was the rooster.”	1.3243	0.05602	111	82	22	7
1377	He wants to call it “Six degrees of eggs and bacon” …	1.3241	0.05234	108	77	27	4
1378	It's our coldest case.	1.3241	0.05397	108	78	25	5
1379	Jeez, the NSF has sure eased up on its standards for poster submission.	1.3241	0.06004	108	82	17	9
1380	Between you and me, I feel like there could be other problems in the world we should be focusing on right now.	1.3241	0.05708	108	80	21	7
1381	I'm going with the egg on this.	1.3238	0.05820	105	78	20	7
1382	You think he’ll crack it?	1.3238	0.05820	105	78	20	7
1383	I told him to dig deep but I didn’t realize he’d go this far.	1.3238	0.05820	105	78	20	7
1384	He's done it! He's actually done it!	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
1385	Who cares! I want to know why the chicken crossed the street.	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
1386	He says that the chicken couldn't have laid an egg that big	1.3235	0.05425	102	73	25	4
1387	I don't care anymore, I just know I'll be the first to leave	1.3235	0.05601	102	74	23	5
1388	Whichever came first, they both taste great on waffles.	1.3232	0.05529	99	71	24	4
1389	It keeps them occupied for hours	1.3232	0.06230	99	75	16	8
1390	Turns out, the rooster came first.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
1391	He’s hatching a plan.	1.3232	0.05529	99	71	24	4
1392	No, that's not a breakdown of the chicken and egg debate. It's diagram of his mother's Oyakodon recipe.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
1393	I count two chickens.	1.3232	0.06062	99	74	18	7
1394	Bob says he's finally solved it: The chicken is just the egg's way of making another egg.	1.3229	0.06194	96	72	17	7
1395	We are struggling to find probable cause.	1.3229	0.05638	96	69	23	4
1396	It's all scrambled at this point.	1.3229	0.05638	96	69	23	4
1397	Who's gonna tell him?	1.3229	0.05829	96	70	21	5
1398	Don’t look at it. You’ll be there all day and I need a cigarette.	1.3229	0.06014	96	71	19	6
1399	We still don't understand how chicken and waffles became a thing.	1.3229	0.05829	96	70	21	5
1400	I think it was the rooster.	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
1401	Actually my 3 year solved this last night.	1.3226	0.05953	93	68	20	5
1402	He’s just trying to figure out who stuck notes and string all over his vision board.	1.3226	0.05953	93	68	20	5
1403	Someone should tell him about evolution.	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
1404	Now that we've got DNA evidence, the captain says we've got to find out why he crossed the road.	1.3222	0.06482	90	68	15	7
1405	He doesn't like 'or.' He wants us to get to 'and.'	1.3222	0.05659	90	64	23	3
1406	No, he already knows which came first. Now he's obsessed with figuring out how such a small chicken laid such an enormous egg.	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
1407	He says he thinks he's close to cracking it.	1.3222	0.06286	90	67	17	6
1408	I think we really lost the professor on this research question..."	1.3220	0.04945	118	84	30	4
1409	You know, 'Professor of Theoretical Agriculture' sounded much better on paper.	1.3220	0.05500	118	88	22	8
1410	By the way we’re out of red string.	1.3218	0.05779	87	62	22	3
1411	He's trying to find his biological mother.	1.3218	0.06436	87	65	16	6
1412	She didn’t come first, woman always fake it.	1.3218	0.06436	87	65	16	6
1413	He gets one more day. Tomorrow we tell him un oeuf is enough.	1.3217	0.05174	115	83	27	5
1414	The rooster has been eliminated and is no longer under consideration.	1.3211	0.05355	109	79	25	5
1415	He's trying to figure out who the father is.	1.3208	0.05615	106	78	22	6
1416	The Metaphysical Evolution of Breakfast	1.3204	0.06048	103	78	17	8
1417	Timing is a critical factor in this case.	1.3204	0.05556	103	75	23	5
1418	I asked him to whiteboard our supply chain issues.	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
1419	It's a trick question!	1.3204	0.05724	103	76	21	6
1420	We've brought in a consultant from Ancestry.com.	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
1421	Results seem to depend on where you enter the scenario.	1.3200	0.05840	100	74	20	6
1422	It’s been three weeks, and he still hasn’t cracked the case.	1.3200	0.05483	100	72	24	4
1423	Not a bad entry, but they failed to address the "crossing the road" dilemma.	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1424	You know that an egg that big would not come from that chicken. We need another suspect.	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
1425	The chart illustrates my belief in alternative science: the egg laid the chicken.	1.3200	0.06176	100	76	16	8
1426	This project was really tough. I'm going to take a little break and discover dark energy particles next.	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1427	The question sort of answers itself, don't you think	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1428	Hopefully, we can crack the case without getting egg on our face	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1429	Our working theory is an immaculate conception. Basically, a chicken with an egg in it.	1.3196	0.05778	97	71	21	5
1430	Has he decided what he's having for dinner yet?	1.3196	0.06311	97	74	15	8
1431	Wrong assignment for a dyslexic guy.	1.3196	0.05778	97	71	21	5
1432	Evidently, first came Post-it notes. Now comes the tough part.	1.3196	0.05961	97	72	19	6
1433	This investigation would go faster if he just figured out where to start	1.3196	0.06479	97	75	13	9
1434	I think we should investigate what came second!	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1435	Don't bother him. He's in a fowl mood.	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1436	That part’s solved. It’s the motive for crossing the street that remains a mystery.	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1437	So, we've got that solved -- breakfast before lunch.	1.3191	0.06630	94	73	12	9
1438	This is one case I’m eager to crack.	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1439	We're going with string theory	1.3191	0.05498	94	67	24	3
1440	Worst escape room ever ...	1.3191	0.06090	94	70	18	6
1441	If he gets this right, he'll move on to the Ass and Hole-in-Ground problem.	1.3191	0.05702	94	68	21	4
1442	I just wanted to get his breakfast order	1.3191	0.06275	94	71	16	7
1443	He appears to be a lone wolf	1.3191	0.05065	94	65	28	1
1444	Some people read right to left? That may cause a misunderstanding.	1.3191	0.06275	94	71	16	7
1445	We can’t establish a timeline of events until we determine what happened first.	1.3191	0.05498	94	67	24	3
1446	Wanna go for a drink?	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1447	I'd rather work on where socks go in the dryer.	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1448	Henry solved 'Why the Chicken crossed the Road' riddle, so we thought we'd give him a crack at this.	1.3187	0.05608	91	65	23	3
1449	We're working on the theory it crossed the road to get the egg.	1.3187	0.06028	91	67	19	5
1450	You'd think we'd have cracked this by now.	1.3186	0.05659	113	85	20	8
1451	This is actually more about when brunch becomes lunch.	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
1452	Maybe we should have hired the MIT guy.	1.3186	0.05223	113	82	26	5
1453	He stared at it for an hour, then asked me if it's a rooster or a hen.	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
1454	If the Chicken did come first, why did he cross the road before having the egg?	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1455	Seems like an open and shut case	1.3182	0.05909	110	84	17	9
1456	Both have a long list of priors.	1.3182	0.06373	88	66	16	6
1457	It is part of our basic test for new employees.	1.3182	0.06770	88	68	12	8
1458	They were behind the coop	1.3182	0.05766	110	83	19	8
1459	Corporate says they'll give him the raise he wants if he figures it out.	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1460	Whoever solves it gets the promotion	1.3182	0.05909	110	84	17	9
1461	Never go cold case file shopping while you’re hungry.	1.3182	0.05620	110	82	21	7
1462	This case has us going around in circles.	1.3178	0.05410	107	78	24	5
1463	We’re stuck, call the palaeontologist now	1.3173	0.05339	104	75	25	4
1464	These MBAs love flow charts	1.3173	0.04976	104	73	29	2
1465	He says it's the chicken. He has witnesses.	1.3173	0.05511	104	76	23	5
1466	He cracks this case and then we give him a blazer.	1.3168	0.05617	101	74	22	5
1467	Whiteboarding this isn’t going to help.	1.3168	0.05617	101	74	22	5
1468	Senator Manchin won't promise his support until we have an answer.	1.3168	0.05959	101	76	18	7
1469	Is there such a thing as over-prepping for a Perdue entry level position?	1.3168	0.05790	101	75	20	6
1470	Look at him pretending like he didn't just destroy the toilet.	1.3168	0.06282	101	78	14	9
1471	We'd better work fast--that grant money's going to run out any day now.	1.3163	0.06255	98	75	15	8
1472	He says there's no conclusive evidence	1.3163	0.05909	98	73	19	6
1473	Wow, that must have been a tough pregnancy.	1.3163	0.06085	98	74	17	7
1474	That reminds me - which comes first, the cartoon or the caption?	1.3163	0.05542	98	71	23	4
1475	He wants to figure out if there is another way ...cause he wants kids, but can't even get a date!.	1.3163	0.05542	98	71	23	4
1476	Why doesn’t he just ask Alexa?	1.3163	0.05349	98	70	25	3
1477	The rooster has yet to come forth.	1.3163	0.05728	98	72	21	5
1478	If only I had just a couple more nuggets of information	1.3163	0.05542	98	71	23	4
1479	We think we have a breakthrough	1.3163	0.05349	98	70	25	3
1480	I don't think he's taken it as a joke.	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
1481	90% of chickens tell us the rooster came first.	1.3158	0.06396	95	73	14	8
1482	It's a cookbook case.	1.3158	0.05652	95	69	22	4
1483	Set theory and biology proved the egg came first, but he's an English major with an MBA.	1.3158	0.06035	95	71	18	6
1484	His ideas are getting more scrambled by the day.	1.3158	0.05241	95	67	26	2
1485	I think we are going to need a bigger white board	1.3158	0.06218	95	72	16	7
1486	He keeps muttering, "This was once a way of visualizing information."	1.3158	0.06035	95	71	18	6
1487	What is the difference?	1.3158	0.05033	114	82	28	4
1488	Look, we all want to get to the source of the problem, but I think Bob is taking it too far.	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
1489	He says if the egg exists outside the chicken, why do we need chickens. Buffalo wings, I said.	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
1490	It's a dead heat.	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
1491	I believe we’ve made a breakthrough.	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
1492	We got it from the Cold Case file.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1493	He's been at this for a year- first it was that 'cross the road' thing. Now this! "	1.3152	0.05558	92	66	23	3
1494	He hasn’t moved for a week !	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1495	It’s been done before.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1496	I thought I was making an off the cuff, remark.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1497	Who cares?	1.3148	0.05368	108	79	24	5
1498	At this point we're just working on the timeline.	1.3148	0.05527	108	80	22	6
1499	He’s vegetarian so we thought he’d have a fresh take on the case	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
1500	We've got an open-and-shut case, but we'll never convince a jury unless we get Old MacDonald to testify.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1501	I don’t care what he thinks he found. The jury’s still out.	1.3146	0.06510	89	68	14	7
1502	I'm not even gonna ask him how it crossed the road.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1503	It's a pre-K blackboard project.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1504	I’m vegan.	1.3146	0.06311	89	67	16	6
1505	He's taking this quite seriously. How do I tell him it was only a metaphor?	1.3146	0.05442	89	63	24	2
1506	Send in our top interrogators. One of them is bound to crack.	1.3146	0.06105	89	66	18	5
1507	It is part of the new ad campaign for www.Ancestry.Farm	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1508	I don't get it? What's the question?	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1509	Of course he has the answer. He's just trying to remember what the question was.	1.3140	0.06024	86	63	19	4
1510	I suggest we broaden the investigation team to include a farmer and a rooster.	1.3140	0.06247	86	64	17	5
1511	And that's how we circle back.	1.3140	0.06024	86	63	19	4
1512	Especially in these divided times, I don’t think politics and art should be mixed. I’ve always voted chicken, but have family that are egg.	1.3140	0.05792	86	62	21	3
1513	I really think eggplant belongs in this conversation.	1.3140	0.05551	86	61	23	2
1514	We knew it wouldn't be over easy, so we brought in our most hard-boiled detective.	1.3140	0.06024	86	63	19	4
1515	Maybe we should have put the egg on the left and the chicken on the right.	1.3137	0.05570	102	75	22	5
1516	We got two prime suspects but figuring out the source is proving quite the riddle	1.3137	0.05393	102	74	24	4
1517	Being cooped up in here is not helping.	1.3137	0.05020	102	72	27	2
1518	It's a favorite at our supply chain conference every year.	1.3137	0.05570	102	75	22	5
1519	'This is nothing, you should have been here for the week the boat was stuck in the Suez Canal	1.3137	0.05742	102	76	20	6
1520	I'm thinking the drawing board came first	1.3137	0.06070	102	78	16	8
1521	We’ve looked at it from several angles, and we think we have two choices.	1.3136	0.05205	118	87	25	6
1522	Our "Starting from scratch" initiative is about ready to hatch.	1.3133	0.05667	83	59	22	2
1523	It still doesn’t explain why it crossed the road.	1.3131	0.05679	99	73	21	5
1524	I can never decide, so I alternate them every day.	1.3131	0.05858	99	74	19	6
1525	It's a good screening tool for job applicants.	1.3131	0.05858	99	74	19	6
1526	I say we interrogate the egg and see if it cracks.	1.3131	0.05495	99	72	23	4
1527	The government grant was a game changer.	1.3131	0.05106	99	70	27	2
1528	First? No, we're the Overanalyze Everything department.	1.3125	0.05602	96	70	22	4
1529	Beats me.	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
1530	Should I tell him about that new app?	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
1531	He'll be at this one awhile. Shall we go get coffee?	1.3125	0.05403	96	69	24	3
1532	If we can just get the sequence right we'll know why she crossed the road.	1.3125	0.05981	96	72	18	6
1533	If we solve this crime, that question will be answered...	1.3125	0.05817	112	86	17	9
1534	Beats me! Last year they asked why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3125	0.05078	112	81	27	4
1535	But the more practical question to answer is, “which of the two lunch orders will arrive first?”	1.3125	0.05981	96	72	18	6
1536	Oh yeah. Great interview question Steve.	1.3125	0.05403	96	69	24	3
1537	I will tell you what came first , the divorce!	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
1538	It’s eggsitential	1.3119	0.05164	109	79	26	4
1539	Some read left to right, some read right to left.	1.3118	0.06300	93	71	15	7
1540	Let's sic Schroedinger on this one. He loves this stuff.	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
1541	He doesn't have the answer yet but is positive they're both going to cross the road	1.3118	0.05917	93	69	19	5
1542	Sorry. I'm vegan.	1.3115	0.04950	122	89	28	5
1543	What’s on the other side?	1.3113	0.05586	106	79	21	6
1544	We will be here a while. The male gender never realizes that this is a photo of a rooster and not a chicken.	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
1545	John….you know we’re not going to get any further with this investigation until you go re-interview that Rooster”	1.3111	0.06047	90	67	18	5
1546	Boy, is he going to be surprised. The other side of the board has square one on it.	1.3111	0.05837	90	66	20	4
1547	We're so close!	1.3111	0.05619	90	65	22	3
1548	Do you think he’ll figure out that it really doesn’t matter?	1.3111	0.05619	90	65	22	3
1549	Can you believe Mr. Purdue hired him at $120K?	1.3111	0.06047	90	67	18	5
1550	Which came first?" is a guy thing. It stops them every time	1.3107	0.04980	103	73	28	2
1551	I believe he misunderstood the question, we asked him to figure out how it crossed the road!	1.3107	0.05858	103	78	18	7
1552	The cow confessed. Apparently he just snapped when they launched into that same debate again…	1.3107	0.05524	103	76	22	5
1553	He's leaning toward the egg	1.3107	0.05524	103	76	22	5
1554	And this is why Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.	1.3107	0.05168	103	74	26	3
1555	We got one to crow but the other won’t say a peep.	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1556	I appreciate the sentiment, but I still don’t see how switching to free-range will help clarify anything.”	1.3103	0.05736	87	63	21	3
1557	He finally cracked it	1.3103	0.06603	87	67	13	7
1558	Get "Mr. Cold Case" here...	1.3103	0.06185	87	65	17	5
1559	Maybe we shouldn't have hired a Texan for this.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
1560	According to modern physics, neither of them exist anyway.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
1561	Waste of time. It’s always the husband.	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1562	I can,however,tell you all about who came third.	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1563	He's revisiting some of science's cold cases.	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1564	She says, "He's deciding what to have for lunch - Chicken Salad or Egg Salad."	1.3100	0.05979	100	76	17	7
1565	He just keeps mumbling, how "Meta..."	1.3100	0.05979	100	76	17	7
1566	No, it just shows why it's a dumb question.	1.3100	0.05260	100	72	25	3
1567	Looks like a chick was found dead in the hen house suite. Fowl play is suspected.	1.3100	0.05631	100	74	21	5
1568	We still can’t find the rooster who owes child support	1.3100	0.06146	100	77	15	8
1569	He figures if he solves it, goodbye 'temp' status	1.3095	0.06332	84	62	16	5
1570	His algorithm will determine which came first and why it crossed the road.	1.3095	0.05861	84	61	20	3
1571	We're pretty sure that we've found the connection but the timeframe doesn't quite fit "	1.3095	0.06332	84	63	16	5
1572	Baseball fans get it right away when I call the chicken Who and the egg What.	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1573	Hey I'm just glad my kid didn't want to make yet another baking soda volcano this year.	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1574	They told us working here we would all have to make tough decisions.	1.3095	0.06978	84	66	10	8
1575	Last week he worked on how to put de lime in de coconut.	1.3095	0.06332	84	63	16	5
1576	It's the design for the new cliche museum.	1.3095	0.06101	84	62	18	4
1577	As of now it's a toss up.	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1578	It's our new breakfast menu.	1.3093	0.05744	97	72	20	5
1579	Gallup has Egg leading by a five-point margin.	1.3093	0.05554	97	71	22	4
1580	The egg should have been on the left.	1.3093	0.05554	97	71	22	4
1581	If the egg was first, who's to say it wouldn't have hatched into a Platypus?	1.3093	0.05554	97	71	22	4
1582	He has been totally bonkers ever since he found out that dinosaurs hatched from eggs.	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1583	We're close, but one of them isn't talking.	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1584	Seems like a complicated way to decide what to make for lunch.	1.3086	0.06246	81	60	17	4
1585	Looks like we're going to need a video as well....	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1586	You're just lucky you weren't here for the whole 'crossing the road' debacle!	1.3086	0.05731	81	58	21	2
1587	There’s already an outstanding warrant to bring in the rooster for questioning.	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1588	He's been through a few dozen options	1.3085	0.05863	94	70	19	5
1589	No, it's not a philosophical model of the cause-or-effect conundrum. He's working on a recipe for matzo ball soup.	1.3085	0.05863	94	70	19	5
1590	Oh no...did we skew the results by putting the chicken's photo first?	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1591	Next he's going to tackle why alcoholics drink.	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1592	We can't decide between egg salad and chicken salad for lunch.	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1593	What do you mean he wants us to get a subpoena?	1.3084	0.05379	107	79	23	5
1594	He's a visual learner.	1.3077	0.05567	91	66	22	3
1595	Both suspects say the other one was at the scene first!	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1596	I think he’s in a möbius loop.	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1597	This case will be over, easy.	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1598	We're getting close to his decision for the salad.	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
1599	It's all circular reasoning if you ask me	1.3077	0.05782	91	67	20	4
1600	We feel our research addresses a novel scientific question.	1.3077	0.06385	91	70	14	7
1601	Honestly, all I see is high cholesterol…	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
1602	Chicken or the egg I’m just happy that someone came first besides my husband.	1.3077	0.05567	91	66	22	3
1603	Ever since he made the switch from philosophy to criminal justice,he	1.3069	0.05758	101	76	19	6
1604	I see Agent MacDonald is working that cold case again. You think he’ll crack it this time?	1.3069	0.05403	101	74	23	4
1605	The egg has a strong alibi, so we think the chicken will crack first.	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1606	He's trying to figure out if there is some kind of relationship.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1607	We brought in an FBI profiler to crack this case.	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1608	Yes, it is surprising, after all these years. No one ever did the math.	1.3068	0.05682	88	64	21	3
1609	Enough already with the hard boiled detective shtick.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1610	If they arrived at exactly the same time, can we call it a tie?	1.3068	0.06334	88	67	15	6
1611	He's still trying to decide whether to have the chicken or the egg salad for lunch.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1612	Did anyone check the CCTV?	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1613	Ok guys. Hear me out. What if they pulled it off together?	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1614	I think we've cracked the mystery wide open.	1.3063	0.05548	111	84	20	7
1615	Not sure which came first, either way I’m getting hungry.	1.3061	0.06052	98	75	16	7
1616	78% of our graduates go on to be those annoying leaders who only ask questions.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1617	We need a missing link.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1618	He claims it absolutely proves which came first.	1.3061	0.05506	98	72	22	4
1619	He's still stuck on that eggsistential question	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1620	He's taking the Rocket Science test.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1621	We've got more than enough to bring the rooster in . . . and my gut tells me we'll nab him at dawn.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
1622	They both claim coming first and the evidence doesn't give us a clue.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1623	We poached him from the 16th precinct.	1.3061	0.05506	98	72	22	4
1624	Nothing to report yet. We’re still working out the timeline.	1.3059	0.06040	85	62	18	4
1625	Each candidate has to write a caption that explains their logical explanation for which came first.	1.3059	0.05557	85	61	22	2
1626	The new guy says we have to start at square one.	1.3059	0.05299	85	60	24	1
1627	I told him someone had already cracked the case.	1.3059	0.06268	85	63	16	5
1628	He says we're covered by the Hatch Act.	1.3059	0.06040	85	63	18	4
1629	Well, it’s certainly a novel approach to reframe the age-old question as which one came second.	1.3056	0.05652	108	82	19	7
1630	All signs point to Colonel Sanders as the murderer.	1.3056	0.05803	108	83	17	8
1631	Let's kick the can down the road and have Arizona vote on it.	1.3056	0.05497	108	81	21	6
1632	Next time, just order him pancakes.	1.3053	0.05614	95	70	21	4
1633	He always was an egghead.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1634	He's narrowed it down to the egg. He's having trouble deciding if he wants scrambled or over easy.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1635	I know he can do this. He rocked the election maps for MSNBC in January.	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1636	Trying to figure this out is scrambling his brain.	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1637	That's Sheldon, the new intern. He's determined to prove why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3053	0.05411	95	69	23	3
1638	We started with the chicken, but we got nowhere. So we are now going to look on the other side of the road.	1.3049	0.06181	82	61	17	4
1639	Follow the money	1.3049	0.05933	82	60	19	3
1640	I’m team egg.	1.3049	0.05673	82	59	21	2
1641	You roll this out every time we fight about sex.	1.3049	0.06420	82	62	15	5
1642	Steve Kornacki's ultimate challenge!	1.3049	0.07089	82	65	9	8
1643	Once we solve this, we’ll focus on why he crossed the road.	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
1644	Will he just order already?	1.3048	0.04903	105	75	28	2
1645	He thinks he has solved it	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
1646	A beautiful mind he ain't.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1647	There’s so much misinformation on this.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1648	We brought him in after he solved the Zebra stripe conundrum	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1649	He's narrowed it down to the chicken or the egg.	1.3043	0.06510	92	72	12	8
1650	It’s the ultimate cold case.	1.3043	0.06510	92	72	12	8
1651	One's the perp. One's the victim. But which is which?	1.3043	0.05729	92	68	20	4
1652	I thought he was trying to find an answer to the age old question, but it turns out he's just working on a new recipe for chicken and egg salad.	1.3043	0.05729	92	68	20	4
1653	I don't really care -what do you say we go out for breakfast?	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1654	This is nothing like figuring out why it crossed the road.	1.3043	0.05296	92	66	24	2
1655	As a clerk of the court, he is clearly a budding originalist.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1656	These Google pre-employment questions are getting harder all the time.	1.3039	0.04983	102	73	27	2
1657	What do you say we grab some lunch?	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1658	Going left to right the chicken came first	1.3039	0.05536	102	76	21	5
1659	Current state of our analysis: the chicken DOES come first	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1660	Don't worry, Kornacki will break it down.	1.3039	0.06040	102	79	15	8
1661	Ever since cracking the vaccine, Frank has taken over our most challenging projects.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1662	There was only one witness in this case, but he’s proving hard to reach.	1.3039	0.05536	102	76	21	5
1663	Everyone always cares who came first the chicken or the egg! -- I'd like to see the same concern for me here Howard.	1.3038	0.06332	79	59	16	4
1664	It's an exercise in inclusiveness. By the end, everyone has forgotten the original question.	1.3038	0.06071	79	58	18	3
1665	This first. Then why it crossed the road. And then how it fried that steak.	1.3038	0.06071	79	58	18	3
1666	He’s figuring out today’s lunch order.	1.3034	0.05628	89	65	21	3
1667	In the art world provenance is everything!	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1668	So what he can't figure out what came first. He's the only one that applied! Hire him	1.3034	0.05155	89	63	25	1
1669	That's the one we're dropping from the science fair. Too binary.	1.3034	0.05397	89	64	23	2
1670	You know it does make you think…about lunch.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1671	Care to have a drink later with the chicken team?	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1672	He says if we can answer the motivation for why, we can determine who.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1673	He's also obsessed with why the chicken crossed the road.	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
1674	I’m thinking, either way, we go for pizza tonight.	1.3028	0.05132	109	80	25	4
1675	Arnold thinks he's found the tension he needs for his novel.	1.3028	0.05453	109	82	21	6
1676	We're at a dead end. This after the crossing the road fiasco.	1.3023	0.06204	86	65	16	5
1677	Maybe we're overthinking this.	1.3023	0.05747	86	63	20	3
1678	He thinks it should be rearranged.	1.3023	0.05249	86	61	24	1
1679	He's still trying to figure out which comes first -- the notecards or the bulletin board.	1.3023	0.05503	86	62	22	2
1680	Bob, you two have got to let this go. The DNA just wasn’t a match.	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1681	He's trying to determine if a rooster fits in to the equation.	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1682	Happy to see that the chicken and the egg are given equal credit.	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1683	He's a researcher from the institute across the road.	1.3021	0.05946	96	73	17	6
1684	Actually, I think the rooster was the perp.	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1685	Apparently, the evidence points to the feather coming first.	1.3019	0.04865	106	76	28	2
1686	I like the chicken and road science project better. At least it has an answer.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1687	He's an expert in forensic sequencing.	1.3012	0.05617	83	60	21	2
1688	I wanted to look at it, but he came first.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1689	I had HR reclassify the position from hourly to management.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1690	We are still working on the statistical data, from Arizona.	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1691	Ted’s a visionary. He’s trying to think of what comes after	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1692	It's a good parking spot for annoying new employees.	1.3011	0.05467	93	68	22	3
1693	After he discovered why the chicken crossed the road, he needed a bigger challenge.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1694	All we said was ‘why did the chicken cross the road’?	1.3011	0.05467	93	68	22	3
1695	Which came first, the merger or the stock options?	1.3010	0.05827	103	79	17	7
1696	Yes, he IS poultry in motion.	1.3010	0.05988	103	80	15	8
1697	Mainly, determing which we can monetize first.	1.3010	0.05490	103	77	21	5
1698	We've been round and round on this.	1.3010	0.05132	103	75	25	3
1699	I know we've got to get cracking on the other big questions, but honestly my brain is fried trying to unscramble this one. Nothing about this is over easy.	1.3010	0.05661	103	78	19	6
1700	He no long trusts algorithms.	1.3010	0.05132	103	75	25	3
1701	Without DNA, it's going to be hard to prove paternity.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
1702	We still don't know.	1.3008	0.05407	123	95	19	9
1703	Well, you know, there's always been two schools of thought on this question...	1.3000	0.05025	100	72	26	2
1704	Another way we keep employees distracted from layoffs	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1705	He works for KFC	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1706	I really think we should have sold the "egg" more!	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1707	I think we can get at least 5 seasons out of this concept, what do you think?	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1708	With all this evidence, we haven’t cracked it yet	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1709	After a thorough investigation, we have determined that that chicken could not have laid that large an egg.	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1710	Flow Charts are so Passe'	1.3000	0.05737	80	58	20	2
1711	Are you going to tell him that everyone has left for the day?	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1712	Let’s just put it outside the janitor closet at Harvard like we did last time.	1.3000	0.05946	100	77	16	7
1713	Actually, he’s trying to decide between chicken salad and egg salad.	1.3000	0.06007	90	68	17	5
1714	I love a good mystery.	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1715	So now you tell me he’s a vegan?	1.3000	0.06981	80	63	10	7
1716	Nothing yet but we've been approved for more funding	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1717	Both are suspects, but which got to the scene first?	1.3000	0.05774	100	76	18	6
1718	This is the last KFC convention I'm attending.	1.3000	0.06211	90	69	15	6
1719	I now have a Ph.D. in Chicken and still have no idea.	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1720	Same guy who claps with one hand.	1.3000	0.06006	80	59	18	3
1721	So much for the Halfbright Scholarship idea.	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1722	It’s ‘Meta’s new algorithm.	1.3000	0.06264	80	60	16	4
1723	Maybe we can try a line up. My brother has a farm.”	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
1724	First things first, which one was the first thing first?	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
1725	He want's to know if there's anything else on the menu.	1.2990	0.05317	97	71	23	3
1726	He’s trying to decide between nuggets or an omelette.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1727	Although, I'm not sure coming in first is all it's cracked up to be...	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
1728	So, do you think we should go back to the Rorschach test?	1.2990	0.06072	97	75	15	7
1729	He'll wrap this up very quickly. In his last case, he figured out why it crossed the road.	1.2989	0.05451	87	63	22	2
1730	What if they both came first? They could've been working together this whole time...	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1731	I don’t care who came first, as long as I got laid.	1.2989	0.06563	87	68	12	7
1732	Apparently he sees some holes in the Big Egg Theory	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1733	Apparently, the basket of deplorables existed before Trump	1.2989	0.06356	87	67	14	6
1734	He’ll be here a while.	1.2989	0.05200	87	62	24	1
1735	At this point, we're not really sure who the victim is.	1.2989	0.05921	87	65	18	4
1736	Can we afford the overtime?"	1.2989	0.06143	87	66	16	5
1737	That should keep him busy; let’s join the others for lunch.	1.2987	0.06421	77	58	15	4
1738	Let them invent a chicken that lays mushroom Gruyère omelets, and then I'll be interested.	1.2987	0.06149	77	57	17	3
1739	I think we finally cracked it, chief.	1.2987	0.06421	77	58	15	4
1740	Without my glasses it looked like quackery.	1.2987	0.05865	77	56	19	2
1741	I am not egging you on but this campaign is a yolk	1.2982	0.04814	114	83	28	3
1742	The unsolved case that still haunts him.	1.2981	0.05937	104	81	15	8
1743	Not bad, but when it comes to puzzles I still prefer the Mona Lisa.	1.2981	0.05091	104	76	25	3
1744	WARNING: suspect may be disguised as pale, faceless orb.	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1745	What came first, the dweeb or the flow chart?	1.2979	0.05825	94	71	18	5
1746	A vexing question, Yes, but this is a post-grad physics program!	1.2979	0.05625	94	70	20	4
1747	I see someone is reopening a cold case.	1.2979	0.05418	94	69	22	3
1748	He can't seem to crack this case.	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1749	What's wrong with "I.Don't.Know" ? We all get fired. Oh.	1.2976	0.06287	84	64	15	5
1750	He set all the oven clocks, so we're quite optimistic.	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1751	Which came first? The chicken or the egg-head?	1.2976	0.05561	84	61	21	2
1752	No, we're still working on it...	1.2976	0.06287	84	64	15	5
1753	Who gives a shit which was first? You all are so obsessed with hierarchy!	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1754	He has a theory	1.2976	0.05297	84	60	23	1
1755	Oh I’m sure he’s capable - he’s already figured out why the chicken crossed the road	1.2976	0.05297	84	60	23	1
1756	Pithy indeed, but for this we sent him to Harvard?	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1757	He came late and timing is everything.	1.2976	0.06055	84	63	17	4
1758	If you think that's overkill, you'd better not ask him where the restroom is.	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1759	Detective Smith thinks there’s something vaguely familiar about this case.	1.2976	0.06511	84	65	13	6
1760	He’ll crack it.	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1761	Where do we begin?	1.2970	0.06060	101	79	14	8
1762	I still don't see what any of it has to do with crossing the road.	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
1763	He’s hatching our new business strategy.	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1764	He’s going to be awhile. We can grab some lunch and perhaps dinner as well.	1.2970	0.05894	101	78	16	7
1765	Its the final consultant qualification test.	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1766	Where do we start?	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1767	He's finally cracked the case.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1768	He keeps saying, 'Someone in a parallel universe could be looking at this from the other side!'	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1769	Midterm elections are always rough but the rooster tested better than the incumbent.	1.2967	0.06151	91	70	15	6
1770	So far, it’s five votes for the chicken and five for the egg.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1771	The latest seems to be that they both get eaten.	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1772	I think we should hire more consultants."	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1773	It's true, no matter what you do, rolled up sleaves will make you look sexy	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1774	You said put him to work on " cold cases" it's the coldest unsolved case we have Sir !!	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1775	I tried to tell him it's a rhetorical question.	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1776	Omelet or Chicken Fricassée for lunch; help him; he can't decide	1.2963	0.05943	81	60	18	3
1777	Yes, I do see the family likeness	1.2963	0.05943	81	60	18	3
1778	If he picks the chicken, I'll fire him. If he picks the egg, you fire him.	1.2963	0.06677	81	63	12	6
1779	Jones? He got bumped upstairs to that road crossing thing.	1.2963	0.05943	81	60	18	3
1780	Three days of silence, and now he mutters: chicken enters world, looking like another world, which is the culprit?	1.2963	0.05678	81	59	20	2
1781	In a case like this, we ask all the basic questions.	1.2963	0.05678	81	59	20	2
1782	I’m sure he’ll reach the obvious conclusion.	1.2963	0.06197	81	61	16	4
1783	He thinks it's a menu.	1.2963	0.06197	81	61	16	4
1784	It still ain't gonna tell him which came first.	1.2963	0.05465	108	82	20	6
1785	You should see the wild theories being posted online.	1.2963	0.06442	81	62	14	5
1786	We can make an arrest now that we got a DNA match.	1.2963	0.05678	81	59	20	2
1787	Oh, we've known who came first for a while. Gary's just planning tomorrow's breakfast.	1.2959	0.06017	98	76	15	7
1788	Put a woman in charge of this project. Now.	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1789	They found evidence to support the null hypothesis, chicken = egg.	1.2959	0.05272	98	72	23	3
1790	He’s asking which came second.	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1791	Which came first, the display or the viewer?	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1792	He said, 'To get to the other side.' I think that's disqualifying.	1.2955	0.05399	88	64	22	2
1793	He keeps muttering, "One of them's gotta be the perp..."	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1794	The Colonel has no idea what is about to hit him.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1795	What's the problem? I don't know where to begin.	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1796	We gave our science fair students "free range".	1.2955	0.05863	88	66	18	4
1797	It’s not a case, he’s just planning his lunch salad.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1798	This could be awhile.	1.2955	0.05636	88	65	20	3
1799	Before you criticize him, you have to think three positive things about his approach	1.2955	0.05636	88	65	20	3
1800	We are going to need more red string.	1.2949	0.05802	78	57	19	2
1801	We've ruled out a cereal killer.	1.2949	0.05802	78	57	19	2
1802	Reading left to right, the chicken comes before the egg	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1803	He’s always trying to understand how anyone gets laid.	1.2949	0.06350	78	59	15	4
1804	Facebook has really done a number to the chicken	1.2949	0.05508	78	56	21	1
1805	I don't even knnow where to start.	1.2949	0.06854	78	61	11	6
1806	He's from the Middle East. Of course he starts on the right.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1807	They've been trying to crack it for days	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1808	I can’t believe this is an exhibit. I remember when chickens and eggs really existed!	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1809	I'll take the chicken salad. No, wait, the egg salad — whichever comes first.	1.2947	0.05157	95	69	24	2
1810	We called in the Eggspert!	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1811	My Mensa team is trying to determine if blondes have more fun.	1.2947	0.05772	95	72	18	5
1812	Welcome to CSI Kentucky.	1.2947	0.05962	95	73	16	6
1813	My money's on the egg.	1.2947	0.05962	95	73	16	6
1814	You can always spot a Perdue alum.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1815	Someone should tell him it does not matter to most people.	1.2947	0.05962	95	73	16	6
1816	It is called a blackboard. We are still trying to figure out how it works.	1.2947	0.06147	95	74	14	7
1817	Seth has been trying to crack that case for years.	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1818	Take a look at the metadata - the "Created" date should be listed.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1819	He's down to two final suspects.	1.2941	0.06007	102	80	14	8
1820	Don’t worry. We got our best people on it!	1.2941	0.06007	102	80	14	8
1821	No surprise; after all it is an Epistemology Conference.	1.2941	0.04944	102	74	26	2
1822	Obviously.	1.2941	0.05993	85	64	17	4
1823	He needs more funding.	1.2941	0.05755	85	63	19	3
1824	He's a philosopher; he will figure this out.	1.2941	0.05755	85	63	19	3
1825	…to get to the other side?	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1826	Is this your idea of a job interview ?	1.2941	0.05506	85	62	21	2
1827	That's the poster for the new Tati movie. Tell him we don't need words.	1.2941	0.05993	85	64	17	4
1828	I know this project has been shelved for centuries, but they want the solution for a meeting before lunch.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1829	The hardest part of being back at the office is what to eat for lunch.	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1830	Which suspect did you think of originally?	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1831	Previously on the Eggs Files.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1832	He still thinks he’s at the petting zoo. Should be another hour till the LSD starts to wear off.	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
1833	Greg Abbott said we need to eliminate all the rapists from the streets. Figure it out how to make that happen.	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
1834	It’s the age-old question: what’s for dinner?	1.2933	0.06231	75	56	16	3
1835	« We’ll call it ‘Metaverse’ »	1.2933	0.07045	75	59	10	6
1836	So we're agreed, the new name for Facebook is Chicken book.	1.2929	0.05788	99	76	17	6
1837	We need a larger bulletin-board."	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1838	Fish or cut bait?	1.2927	0.05620	82	60	20	2
1839	Never ask a detective a rhetorical question .	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1840	He seems like a good egg, but we’re grilling the chicken.	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1841	It's "A Beautiful Mind" all over again, sir.	1.2927	0.06132	82	62	16	4
1842	Want to get away for the weekend? He'll still be here.	1.2927	0.06605	82	64	12	6
1843	I'll tell you what definitely didn't come first -- his wife	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1844	They're calling it the Hatch-22 project	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1845	He thinks he can solve it by trying to figure out which came second	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1846	Law and Order is really running low on story line ideas, huh?	1.2927	0.05881	82	61	18	3
1847	I appreciate the fact that you always let ME come first.	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
1848	If we're not frying them then we're just waisting time.	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
1849	Don't egg him on.	1.2921	0.05582	89	66	20	3
1850	I guess all the CSI cases have been wrapped up...	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1851	The Hokey Pokey, and that's what its all about!	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1852	I'm waiting for the podcast.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1853	He's been preparing all week for the Congressional hearing	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1854	We gotta stop letting parents help the first graders with their science fair projects.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1855	How to keep an idiot busy? Amiright?	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1856	He just keeps circling back	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1857	HE IS GOING TO BE HERE A WHILE.	1.2920	0.05134	113	85	23	5
1858	Based on the circumstantial evidence we should bring in our main rooster.	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1859	Chicken. Egg. BOOM!	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1860	No, no, no. The egg doesn’t lay the chicken!	1.2917	0.05112	96	70	24	2
1861	We always tell the new guy to solve this cold case"	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1862	He’s new to Keto and can’t decide which to eat first.	1.2917	0.06268	96	76	12	8
1863	Every day he stands there. Thinking, wondering. Every day he changes his mind	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1864	We've decided to start at the beginning	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1865	Dave's seeking funding for his avian genealogy startup, "hencestry."	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1866	This is why we had to come back into the office?	1.2917	0.05322	96	71	22	3
1867	You know he crossed the road and I know he crossed the road. But we still don’t know _why._ Until we can figure out motive, we don’t have enough to bring this to the DA.	1.2917	0.04893	96	69	26	1
1868	After we crack this case, we're moving on to the road-crossing mystery.	1.2913	0.05627	103	79	18	6
1869	Another meeting that could've been an email	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
1870	It seemed simple at first	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1871	Should I feel guilty for switching the pictures around when he was at lunch?	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1872	Five bucks says chicken.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1873	We decided to pose the question of which comes next.	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1874	If I can just connect my breakfast egg with one specific chicken, I can sue a farmer in Texas for $10,000.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1875	He figured out "Big Bang" so we moved him on to the next project.	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1876	Thousand to one odds he cracks...	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1877	You don't know just how irritating the question is until you have to sort out the copyright	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1878	He's just trying to decide what to have for lunch.	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1879	He is good at solving cold cases.	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1880	He’s a supply chain expert.	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1881	Well, as it turns out...Neither.	1.2907	0.05453	86	63	21	2
1882	At least he comes.	1.2907	0.06378	86	67	13	6
1883	They call it art, but I think it's a crime.	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1884	Let's go for lunch,I think he will be awhile...	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1885	May be awhile. He found a shell fragment...across the road.	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1886	The higher ups are bullying the intern again	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1887	...yeah, but he's got no concept of scale---BIG problem	1.2903	0.05838	93	71	17	5
1888	Bob was our “poultry genius” even before he received the MacArthur fellowship.	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1889	Just because the rest of us are working on the big bang, doesn't mean the mystery of chicken salad is less important.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1890	From the other side the egg came first	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1891	He thinks they might unionize	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1892	. “We’ve run the numbers several times and can affirm unequivocally that, that egg did not come from that chicken”	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1893	Listen, we received a research grant, and we have to spend the money on something.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1894	What did you expect? He's a vegan.	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1895	If they see the puzzle, it's 'no' . If it's 'no hen' , they're hired.	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1896	This caption came before the drawing.	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1897	At this rate, I can tell you who's leaving first.	1.2897	0.05477	107	82	19	6
1898	Kornacki is trying to figure out how to make a pie chart out of it.	1.2897	0.05313	107	81	21	5
1899	The bulletin board came first.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1900	He cracked "War Games", so we are sure he'll crack this!	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1901	As usual, it wasn't me.	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1902	They belong to a cult that worships the Easter Bunny	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1903	Personally, I'd rather spend our time on the 'Ginger vs MaryAnn' debate.	1.2895	0.06963	76	60	10	6
1904	Does he know we close at 8?	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1905	I'm not surprised they left out the hen.	1.2895	0.05869	76	56	18	2
1906	I told him,"If you believe in evolution, the egg had to come first."	1.2892	0.05563	83	61	20	2
1907	At least he's made some progress. The picture of the egg carton is gone.	1.2892	0.05563	83	61	20	2
1908	He was sharper when he was remote.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1909	It's Philosophy 101 for crime investigators.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1910	It’s the screening test for new Evolutionary Zoology interns. It weeds out the evangelicals.	1.2892	0.06068	83	63	16	4
1911	No. YOU go first.	1.2892	0.06534	83	65	12	6
1912	He's working on a new breakfast menu.	1.2892	0.06068	83	63	16	4
1913	As cold cases go, it’s a hard one to crack.	1.2892	0.05563	83	61	20	2
1914	Just waiting on the Feds to crack this case.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1915	This dumbass thinks fully-grown chickens hatch out of giant eggs.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1916	The crossing guard confirmed the chicken was struck by the egg.	1.2889	0.05299	90	66	22	2
1917	DNA keeps leading us to IHOP.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1918	He's right; it's the whiteboard that came first."	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1919	We're really close on this. We just need some more red yarn.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1920	He was the only man for the job after his work on the Schrödinger case	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1921	Now that's a combo	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1922	Don’t ever make the mistake of asking him if he wants chicken or an egg for supper.	1.2887	0.05855	97	75	16	6
1923	He’s getting ideas for the Sex Ed curriculum for the school district.	1.2877	0.06006	73	54	17	2
1924	Protruding evidence points to the egg coming before the chicken, but office politics will keep this in the dark.	1.2877	0.06006	73	54	17	2
1925	He' s working on an algorithm. He's sure that will solve it.	1.2877	0.06891	73	57	11	5
1926	That's been some trouble figuring out who wins third place.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1927	We’ve been asked to appear on ‘Unsolved Mysteries.’	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1928	I find it pretty fowl that we've such poultry evidence to go by.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1929	Conference budgets sure took a hit since the pandemic.	1.2875	0.05394	80	58	21	1
1930	The egg, just before Adam, for his bacon and egg breakfast.	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1931	Frank,just because I have ovaries doesn’t mean I can solve this for you...	1.2875	0.06934	80	64	9	7
1932	It was this or figuring out the unified field theory.	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1933	That reminds me - my gnawing conundrum right now is should I order a chicken salad or egg salad sandwich for lunch?	1.2875	0.05394	80	58	21	1
1934	What he doesn’t realize is that I come first	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1935	The victim bought the farm.	1.2875	0.06462	80	62	13	5
1936	It doesn't matter if chicken or egg came first now because we made it in the lab. All good for Business	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1937	He's a hardboiled detective.	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1938	He keeps mumbling something about "crossing a road".	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1939	I don't know how many times I've told him, "Just make the damned omelet!"	1.2874	0.06723	87	70	9	8
1940	We've narrowed it down to just two suspects... each claims the other got there first.	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1941	Well, if you read left-to-right, it's obviously the chicken.	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1942	the solution is on the other side of the board	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1943	He refers to it as his "Rosetta Stone."	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1944	He was only asked to redesign the breakfast menu	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1945	What about Meta?	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1946	We should crack this case pretty soon	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1947	Let’s just follow the science.	1.2872	0.05157	94	69	23	2
1948	I'm thinking of reassigning him to Project Tree in the Forest.	1.2872	0.05784	94	72	17	5
1949	Which came first? The quill or egg tempera?	1.2872	0.05784	94	72	17	5
1950	The murderer is obviously someone who can't stand existential questions.	1.2872	0.05157	94	69	23	2
1951	This research project won’t be over easy.	1.2871	0.05688	101	78	17	6
1952	Still, no crack in the case. It just dozen seem possible...	1.2871	0.05859	101	79	15	7
1953	The egg seems to think this is all a yolk.	1.2870	0.04931	108	82	22	4
1954	Analog or Metaverse? That is the question.	1.2870	0.04931	108	80	25	3
1955	It's all wrong if one is reading from left to right.	1.2870	0.05432	108	83	19	6
1956	He said he’s about to crack this case wide open.	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1957	Apparently the evolutionary biologists want us all to vote on who came first.	1.2857	0.05507	84	62	20	2
1958	The defining case of his career.	1.2857	0.05250	91	67	22	2
1959	He claims he can prove, using geometric logic, which came first.	1.2857	0.05191	105	79	22	4
1960	Wouldn’t it be good if Will Hunting were here?	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1961	He says it was a tie.	1.2857	0.04959	84	60	24	0
1962	He's almost got this case cracked.	1.2857	0.05502	77	56	20	1
1963	Well, he currently thinks it’s the dinosaur, but it’s probably his latest ‘breakthrough’.”	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1964	If anyone can figure it out it’s Steve Kornacki.	1.2857	0.05502	77	56	20	1
1965	What part of “golden goose” was unclear?	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1966	We put our eggheads on it, sir. We expect a breakthrough any minute now.	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1967	He says he doesn't understand the question.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1968	It's something called 'neo-meta'."	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1969	I thought it would be more interesting asking which came second.	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1970	He's not even looking at the rooster.	1.2857	0.06497	91	73	10	8
1971	An exercise in self-confidence; chicken and egg today, global warming tomorrow.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1972	He's now pondering what came first: the chicken salad sandwich or the omelette.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1973	He hasn't cracked it yet, but I'm craving an omelet	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1974	It's a new start-up, Chickenancestry.com.	1.2857	0.05802	98	76	16	6
1975	Is there a problem?	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1976	He just proved they both came first.	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1977	Explain to me again the merits of having a hands-on CEO.	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1978	‘We’ve cancelled all interviews, this is all we really need to know about prospective employees.’	1.2857	0.05012	91	66	24	1
1979	He never knew his mother	1.2857	0.05804	77	57	18	2
1980	Don't underestimate him; last year he invented Gluten-free bacon.	1.2843	0.05096	102	76	23	3
1981	He says he's close to cracking it.	1.2842	0.05325	95	71	21	3
1982	Couldn't we just have asked Frank Perdue?	1.2842	0.06109	95	75	13	7
1983	My study sheds new light on "which came first," but more research is needed.	1.2842	0.05325	95	71	21	3
1984	It’s not as easy as it looks.	1.2842	0.06109	95	75	13	7
1985	He earned his stripes solving the case of a zebra's undercoat	1.2842	0.05532	95	72	19	4
1986	He will give up and go vegan soon	1.2842	0.05731	95	73	17	5
1987	He’s tried reversing his approach but still no luck.	1.2842	0.05325	95	71	21	3
1988	Our next symposium will examine the timeline of the cart versus the horse.	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1989	Let's not wait -- he overthinks everything.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1990	I don't get this obsession. Like Dr. Ruth used to say, "Just take turns!"	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1991	I'm not sure I understand the question.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1992	We don’t think that coming first is important here	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1993	I know how it looks, but we ran out of work for the last summer interns.	1.2841	0.06249	88	69	13	6
1994	The new branding team at Facebook is just going through their process.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1995	Where’s the pregnancy test result stick?	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1996	The data shows that you have to cross the road to get ahead.	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
1997	Are you the guy from I.T. who told him to use a smart board?	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1998	Which came first, the intellectual or the naif?	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1999	are you kidding? he doesn't even know how his toaster works.	1.2840	0.05620	81	60	19	2
2000	He thinks the one on the right should come first	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
2001	It’s not problematic. It’s the cafeteria menu.	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
2002	F the protein diet!	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
2003	I’d say he’s going to vote for the egg.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
2004	HE came first, of course.	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
2005	Yeah,but what are we going to do if the DNA doesn’t match?	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
2006	We know it happened just before breakfast, sir."	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
2007	He wants the chicken/egg project to be the lead story, can we bump climate emergency again?	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
2008	What is wrong with this mirror?	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
2009	When he gets done with this he's going to find out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
2010	We poached the best in business	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
2011	Chicken is the clear National winner of “who came first “but this Florida guy is claiming voter fraud.	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
2012	Just wait until we introduce him to Schrodinger.	1.2838	0.06241	74	56	15	3
2013	Which came first, the project or the staffing?	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
2014	I don't know, I walked away as soon as he said, 'podcast'.	1.2838	0.05937	74	55	17	2
2015	Unlike that guy over there we both know who came first	1.2838	0.06808	74	58	11	5
2016	explain it to him, please!	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
2017	Actually, he's just trying to decide what to order for lunch.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
2018	This security guard … was he by any chance sort of a reddish-brown, with white markings?	1.2828	0.05750	99	77	16	6
2019	I think we've cracked the case.	1.2828	0.05927	99	78	14	7
2020	He just asked me about the road.	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
2021	McNuggets or McMuffins?	1.2826	0.05426	92	69	20	3
2022	Our perp is being a chicken - I'm going to apply some heat and win him over, easy	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
2023	No one seems to know.	1.2826	0.05850	92	71	16	5
2024	We've finally whittled it down to these two	1.2826	0.05426	92	69	20	3
2025	We've officially run out of Law & Order plots.	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
2026	This one always stumps the new recruits.	1.2824	0.05452	85	63	20	2
2027	Evolutionary, my dear Watson.	1.2824	0.04911	85	61	24	0
2028	His conspiracy flow chart seems to be going nowhere.	1.2824	0.05944	85	65	16	4
2029	just let him think he’s the philosopher he thinks he is	1.2824	0.06398	85	67	12	6
2030	He promised his 6 year old daughter he would have the answer by her bedtime.	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
2031	Actually...	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
2032	Do we at least know which was first to the scene?	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
2033	No doubt about it. He came first.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
2034	And just when we thought we'd run out of ideas for Podcasts...	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
2035	That guy there, he's actually projecting those objects on the board from his brain through his eyes. Want to go get a coffee?	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
2036	It’s a decision made in hell. No matter what you decide you get in.	1.2821	0.07043	78	63	8	7
2037	Everyone thinks what came first, the chicken or the egg? But what about the rooster?	1.2821	0.05741	78	58	18	2
2038	Poor guy, he thinks it's the egg	1.2821	0.05443	78	57	20	1
2039	He wants to know exactly when the chicken crossed the road.	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
2040	Clearly that guy is a Never Chickener.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
2041	Sure, We have eggs for breakfast, then chicken for lunch.	1.2821	0.05741	78	58	18	2
2042	Even the janitor can't figure this one out.	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
2043	We're looking at Mrs. Peacock with a dagger in the kitchen.	1.2821	0.05741	78	58	18	2
2044	They always want to know if the egg is an original print or a reproduction.	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
2045	It’s all such a mess, we decided to start from scratch	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
2046	Finally someone is working on the real issues	1.2821	0.05443	78	57	20	1
2047	Are we sure we REALLY want to know which came first?	1.2817	0.06708	71	55	12	4
2048	That should keep your nerdy boyfriend busy while you and I--ahem--take a lunch break."	1.2817	0.07002	71	56	10	5
2049	We're trying to work out what the crime actually is.	1.2817	0.06708	71	55	12	4
2050	Women figured this out centuries ago. Can we move on to something more pressing?	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
2051	But the rooster is the only one who actually came.	1.2817	0.06401	71	54	14	3
2052	This crime will never be solved.	1.2816	0.05239	103	78	21	4
2053	Should we tell him that's not a lunch menu?	1.2812	0.05482	96	73	19	4
2054	It is actually pronoun ediquette training	1.2812	0.06231	96	77	11	8
2055	Neither . . .	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
2056	‘This is what a meta problem used to mean’	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
2057	He is trying to decipher which came first, the egg or the chicken.	1.2809	0.06187	89	70	13	6
2058	He works in the cafeteria.	1.2809	0.06587	89	72	9	8
2059	Even Einstein couldn't work this one out	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
2060	This chart offers definite proof that the chicken is unrelated to the egg.	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
2061	These Vegans need time to get their heads round this dilemma!	1.2809	0.05297	89	66	21	2
2062	Yes, of course it was an affair.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
2063	If he murmurs “Eggs-actly” one more time…	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
2064	Our rebrand? Ovum	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
2065	ForHENsics 101	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
2066	Never ask a forensic detective what they want for lunch.	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
2067	CSI: Old McDonald’s Farm	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
2068	It turns out the chicken was actually in cahoots with the egg	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
2069	I told you a philosophy major would come in handy.	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
2070	It keeps him busy.	1.2805	0.05562	82	61	19	2
2071	There is evidence of fowl play.	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
2072	Is this relevant? The suspect ordered an omelette?	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
2073	All I asked him was if he knew how to make an omelet.	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
2074	He took your analogy too seriously Chief.	1.2805	0.05562	82	61	19	2
2075	We think he’s cracked it.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
2076	While your research findings are undoubtedly compelling, I was actually more interested in whether you might be free for dinner tonight.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
2077	He's our best cold case detective, but I don't know about this one.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
2078	We had to go back to the drawing board.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
2079	You'd think he was ordering off of a French menu"	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
2080	I still think “Dialectics of Ambiguity in Interpreting Domestic Avian Reproduction in the Context of Transgressions of Asphalt” sounded fundable.	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
2081	It's was great to get Kornacki to speak at our convention between elections, but he's easily distracted.	1.2800	0.06169	75	57	15	3
2082	He has a major in Criminal Justice and a minor in Collage.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
2083	The Boss wants to know where the bacon fits in.	1.2800	0.06169	75	57	15	3
2084	We do have one eyewitness who said he thought he saw the chicken laying that first egg, but he's not sure.	1.2800	0.05554	75	55	19	1
2085	Sometimes you don't want the answer, you just want the thrill of the chase.	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
2086	He's planning their family reunion.	1.2800	0.05869	75	56	17	2
2087	Did we really need to bring in McKinsey for this?	1.2800	0.06169	75	57	15	3
2088	This would explain the clucking sound	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
2089	Yep, he thinks the chicken did it.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
2090	I'm not buying it.	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
2091	The good news is the eggs are getting larger. The bad news is the chickens are not happy about it."	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
2092	Which came first, breakfast or dinner?	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
2093	So I’m guessing he’s made no actual progress on next year’s budget.	1.2796	0.05154	93	69	22	2
2094	Either way, it's rich in protein.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
2095	I disagree, the egg came first and it should be on the left.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
2096	He’s close to an answer. Let’s not tell him, just yet, that his finding has been pulled	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
2097	Yes, we have the chicken under close surveillance.	1.2791	0.04865	86	62	24	0
2098	He needs the overtime.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
2099	If we can figure this out we can take back the House.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
2100	No real leads yet, but we are still waiting on results from the coop.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
2101	It is imperative that we crack this before breakfast.	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
2102	What are we looking at here? Tiny chicken or giant egg?	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
2103	Confidentially speaking, I don't think Harris can solve this. It feels like... like he's winging it.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
2104	Which came second?	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
2105	He thinks the results of this study could get him tenure.	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
2106	Why do Ivy League breakfast menus have to be so complicated?	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
2107	He's been at this since graduate school, but he can't stop because the National Institutes of Health keeps giving him grants.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
2108	The answer was obvious. Egg McMuffin for breakfast and chicken McNuggets for lunch	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
2109	Chicken vs. Egg (Rooster started it!)	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
2110	Of course it won't work. It's the goose that lays the golden egg, not the damn chicken.	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
2111	He was transferred from IT, and we didn't know what else to do with him.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
2112	He keeps switching them from left to right.	1.2784	0.05022	97	72	23	2
2113	I think we’re treading on eggshells.	1.2784	0.05231	97	73	21	3
2114	Do you think he'll find out it's an elementary school bulletin board? It looks like that, no.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
2115	Looks like Ted had finally moved past his one-hand-clapping phase.	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
2116	If we can establish which side of the road they are on, the whole issue of “first”becomes irrelevant.	1.2778	0.05316	72	52	20	0
2117	I think he’s leaning towards the egg.	1.2778	0.05672	72	53	18	1
2118	Tell him it was a tie and let’s get out of here!	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
2119	Apparently this chicken or egg issue is still a major unresolved case for CSI: Des Moines.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
2120	He believes he may soon have the solution.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
2121	I told you Jerry doesn't deal very well with metaphors.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
2122	Criminology 101 hasn't changed in years, has it?	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
2123	What difference does it really make ?	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
2124	I told you we should've made it cruelty-free.	1.2778	0.05480	90	68	19	3
2125	False dichotomies are political necessities; we always start newbies with the easier ones.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
2126	And that's how the chickenosaurus was born	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
2127	I'm sorry but I just don't care and I have serious reservations about people who do.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
2128	Maybe we should go for pancakes instead	1.2778	0.05247	90	67	21	2
2129	As it turns out, we were asking the wrong question.	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
2130	You don't need an egg pun to win the caption contest, Don.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
2131	We can always call it a Six Sigma project and confuse the heck out of everyone.	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
2132	We appear to have a conundrum wrapped in an enigma.	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
2133	He's not sure which came first, the research or the art.	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
2134	We know one of them crossed the road, but we are still working on the motive.	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
2135	It's awful but someone will buy it.	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
2136	If he solves it do we hire him? Or do we hire him to solve it?	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
2137	This might be the most complex case I’ve seen yet Scully	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
2138	Its value as a scientific tool is questionable but it’s got a great chance in the annual office art contest.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
2139	He’s an expert in cloaca-location.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
2140	He’s an evolutionary genealogist.	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
2141	That’s right, he killed the chicken AND the egg. So we’ll never know	1.2763	0.06649	76	60	11	5
2142	David has just declared that he’s “ovo-vegetarian.”	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
2143	Corporate understands "first things first." They really need him to move on to the "before they hatch" problem	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
2144	This family tree leaves me with more questions than answers.	1.2763	0.06098	76	58	15	3
2145	He's invented Bitcoin.	1.2763	0.06379	76	59	13	4
2146	This research says noting about why it crossed the road.	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
2147	Bring in the rooster.	1.2762	0.05820	105	84	12	8
2148	It was a cooperative effort.	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
2149	Which came first, the flowchart or the geek?	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
2150	Of course CANCER RESEARCH gets all the funding. No one gets it."	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
2151	"I told him we don't have 'answers' . . . only dozens of 'questions'."	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
2152	We have two suspects: God and Darwin. The evidence points to Darwin, but the witnesses insist God made the chicken first.	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
2153	Who is going to tell him that neither is actually coming first, while they’re stuck on a container at the port?	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
2154	He's trying to decide whether to have a chicken sandwich or an omelet for lunch.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
2155	He’s still searching for that elusive Option Three.	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
2156	He’s an egghead.	1.2755	0.05942	98	78	13	7
2157	If he solves this, he graduates to Exhibit B: "Did Adam have a belly button?"	1.2754	0.05797	69	51	17	1
2158	This case is going to need serious investigation. Let’s head to brunch.	1.2754	0.06154	69	52	15	2
2159	We brought in someone from IT.	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
2160	He was a double major---Crime and Philosophy.	1.2754	0.05797	69	51	17	1
2161	Once we visualized the problem the answer became obvious.	1.2752	0.04855	109	82	24	3
2162	I think our CEO looks more like the chicken, what do you think?	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
2163	He’s still working on his Junior High science project.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
2164	He’ll never crack it. The evidence is poultry.	1.2750	0.06650	80	64	10	6
2165	I think it comes in last.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
2166	Why, exactly, do we need to know?	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
2167	We're trying to figure out what goes first, the pictures or the string.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
2168	When he told us,"I am lying," we knew he was the man for the job.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
2169	It's obvious the labels should be Helvetica, but Don is saying to use Times New Roman. I can't stand much more.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
2170	As his manager, I thought he should come out of his shell.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
2171	Seriously? This case went cold last millenium.	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
2172	He still can’t decide what he wants for dinner.	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
2173	I admit it's elegant but it doesn't get us any closer to an answer.	1.2747	0.05861	91	71	15	5
2174	...and that's why we have to start over.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
2175	Let's circle back tomorrow.	1.2747	0.04958	91	67	23	1
2176	He still can't decide between breakfast and dinner	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
2177	The longer we keep it a mystery, the longer we keep our funding.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
2178	I'm not sure which came first: the useless pondering or the pointless head-scratching.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
2179	We’re still hazy about the timeline.	1.2740	0.06248	73	56	14	3
2180	Don't let the chicken cross Texas roads, she should have the right to Roe her boat ashore"	1.2740	0.07103	73	59	8	6
2181	I really feel like we should be spending our time trying to solve actual crimes, Bob.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
2182	We should probably tell him we meant the timeline of the crime.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
2183	The results are from Ancestry.com but it's still confusing as to which one came first.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
2184	Shouldn’t the egg be on the left?	1.2740	0.06248	73	56	14	3
2185	He's either overthinking this or too chicken to ask me out.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
2186	I also like early Robert Caro more than the later stuff.	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
2187	He's getting close, we've got to shut him down	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
2188	I have proven that correlation unequivocally implies causal connection	1.2740	0.05606	73	54	18	1
2189	It should be an open-and-shut paternity case, but the chick's gone missing.	1.2740	0.06546	73	57	12	4
2190	He’s a creative chef so either way we win.	1.2740	0.06248	73	56	14	3
2191	He hasn’t even considered the rooster in all of this.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2192	If you think this is bad, just wait until you see the other side.	1.2738	0.05449	84	63	19	2
2193	That is my student, Curtis. A struggling Biology major with a Theology minor. If he thinks this is tough, I can't until we get to study Darwin.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2194	Talk to the rooster. See what he knows.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
2195	Think we should tell him about Schrödinger's cat?	1.2738	0.05179	84	62	21	1
2196	Since half of Rooster’s statement has been redacted, and Mouse disputes one of Chicken’s witnesses, I’m going with Egg.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2197	I think the egg should go on the left and the chicken on the right.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
2198	This is worse than when Schrödinger lost his cat.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2199	Now he's saying that the first egg was an inside job.	1.2738	0.06636	84	68	9	7
2200	I told our agent trainee that if he solved it, he'd immediately graduate from Quantico and go straight to his new posting - an undercover job at Chick-fil-A.	1.2738	0.05706	84	64	17	3
2201	This could have been an email.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
2202	He thinks we should take it off the board.	1.2738	0.04895	84	61	23	0
2203	He did so well with “who’s on first” he’s advanced to this next one.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
2204	At this rate I'll never finish my dissertation!	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
2205	He asked if this is the same as the birds and the bees.	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
2206	We've got a potential cereal killer on our hands."	1.2737	0.05881	95	75	14	6
2207	He keeps submitting breakfast expenses as ‘investigations’	1.2737	0.05881	95	75	14	6
2208	I'm not telling him about the tree in the forest.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
2209	We’re working on a compromise.	1.2737	0.05881	95	75	14	6
2210	Wait until we get to the part about crossing the road	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
2211	Can he tell it came from an emu?	1.2736	0.05613	106	84	15	7
2212	I guess that we'll have to wait. He came first.	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
2213	If he can solve this, he thinks he can fix the supply chain mess.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
2214	To think, it took a fourth grader to point out that we've been asking the wrong question.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
2215	Look …I don’t think ROE V WADE in picture form will help persuade SCOTUS.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2216	Bill is really disappointed he wasn’t included in the new organisational chart.	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
2217	We keep telling him the case is closed…	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
2218	How long is he going to stand there just to figure out you reap what you sow? Sounds more polite than the chickens come home	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
2219	Don't tell the grant committee.	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
2220	All I wanted was a breakfast burrito.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2221	Who orchestrated this research grant?	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
2222	I wasn't sure if I should put the chicken to the right or the left of the egg.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
2223	Twenty years later and you still haven't explained to him how the rooster plays into all of this?	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2224	He’s ABD, and it’s not looking good.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
2225	Rather than work on which came first, we decided to focus on which is tastier.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
2226	Federal funding just came through to do the research to finally answer that age-old question. . .	1.2727	0.05739	77	58	17	2
2227	Is this seriously the best interview problem we can think of?	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2228	I don’t get it” “Shhhhh	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
2229	He did his own research	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
2230	I think this Texan is up to something. I know a way we can make $10,000.	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
2231	If he gets this right we can start the interview.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
2232	We gotta spend that grant money somehow.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
2233	He’s trying to figure out when brunch becomes lunch.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
2234	Wow, you were right. Bob's really become a conspiracy theorist...	1.2717	0.06007	92	73	13	6
2235	He should really be focused on the who's-getting-fired-first dilemma.	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
2236	Yeah, they're playing some sorta shell game.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
2237	Of course he's going to say the egg came first,it's the size of a chicken.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
2238	...the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
2239	Why a rooster and not a hen?	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
2240	Let's solve the mystery of who came first,a chicken or an egg.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2241	Who needs Facebook?	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2242	We have everything else figured out. Now we need the sequence.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2243	The hardest case to crack. Must be Hard-Boiled.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2244	We've got it down to two suspects, sir.	1.2716	0.05274	81	60	20	1
2245	He left out the Hen that laid the egg!	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2246	He came to us from KFC	1.2716	0.06337	81	64	12	5
2247	Market research is trending toward the egg.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2248	He runs a Silicon Valley incubator.	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2249	It's an elegant solution, but we're not sure it's right.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2250	Actually, it was a tie	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2251	It's the eternal question. Which came first? He thinks he has an answer!	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
2252	Apparently the key suspect is about to break.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
2253	Who do you think will flip first?	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2254	Yeah, well, he came first.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2255	The findings are strictly for the birds.	1.2714	0.05727	70	52	17	1
2256	He's trying out a new theory about it.	1.2714	0.05354	70	51	19	0
2257	Oh, he loves exercises in futility. He’ll be there all day thinking about that one.	1.2714	0.05727	70	52	17	1
2258	We'll never know which came first: the chicken or the egg.	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2259	Its an admission test to veterinarian school.	1.2714	0.05727	70	52	17	1
2260	Yes, but if I may clarify something about a woman’s ovulatory cycle …	1.2714	0.06725	70	55	11	4
2261	All I did is switch the two pictures and as a PHD he is having trouble figuring it out...	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
2262	Are you sure he has a PhD in genetics?	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
2263	I told you, it’s a rhetorical question.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
2264	So if Schrodinger's chicken learns to think outside of the box, will we know why it crossed the road?	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
2265	I know who came first.	1.2706	0.04847	85	62	23	0
2266	The new test is 4% accurate in predicting your success at this organization. That beats the old test which was only 3% accurate.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
2267	It's an entry level thing.	1.2706	0.05394	85	64	19	2
2268	Be patient. Actually, it's a tie, but he won't get it till Father's Day.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
2269	Chicken salad has egg in it, right?	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
2270	Reverse it. The egg before the chicken. That will unscramble the it.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
2271	The writing team for the film The Egg and I.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
2272	He’s about to crack this case wide open.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2273	He calls it Q-capon.	1.2703	0.07016	74	60	8	6
2274	I assure you, our best people are working on it.	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
2275	Anyone who actually enters a theory is accepted at the University.	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
2276	He claims the question has been asked before.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2277	The new guy's having a hard time getting started.	1.2703	0.06467	74	58	12	4
2278	Appeared at the same time during the big bang?	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
2279	It's always the rooster.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2280	Chicken is leading overall, but egg has won seven of the last ten.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2281	He can't decide which government agency makes the decision.	1.2703	0.05543	74	55	18	1
2282	Which came first, the flow or the chart?	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
2283	« It’s a cold case »	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
2284	We're so close to cracking the egg	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
2285	We're still working on motive.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
2286	Excuse me, but my point is that there is no rooster in the picture.	1.2697	0.05243	89	67	20	2
2287	Which came first? My answer was… I like eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner.	1.2697	0.06345	89	72	10	7
2288	He can’t just let it go.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
2289	We'll be assigning your case to Ed, here, Mr. Schrodinger.	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
2290	He's contemplating a new algorithm	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2291	We’ve got our top researchers working on that age old question; which came first, the chicken or the egg?	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2292	He's never going to crack it	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2293	I'm most concerned about the Costco receipt he's pinned up there with a hundred dollars worth of 5-hour Energy drinks.	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
2294	I told you we needed a vegan option	1.2692	0.05676	78	59	17	2
2295	There's still no word on the eleven missing eggs.	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
2296	Some things take more time to figure out than others.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
2297	I've got one... why wear a mask just because it greatly reduces severe illness and death?	1.2692	0.06748	78	63	9	6
2298	We think we’re close to cracking the case.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
2299	That is why his nickname is ELEMENTARY WATSON.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
2300	Still no clue who did it.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
2301	He hasn't figured out the correlation.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
2302	All I know for certain is this: his wife certainly did not come first.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
2303	You really think the post it notes help?	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2304	I disagree.	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2305	Initially, it was just the two pictures. Then everyone had an opinion.	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2306	We're trying to order lunch.	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2307	He's still obsessed with this cold case.	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
2308	We may never know	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
2309	He has ambition, and his technique is sound, but this is an art gallery, not a police department.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
2310	All evidence points to the chicken.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2311	It started out as a recipe for a chicken omelette	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2312	We proved it: the bulletin board came first	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2313	Dr. Occam is rethinking his position again.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2314	We’ve detained the third one, they’ll crack soon.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2315	The answer to the problem is obvious - The first shall be last and the last first…..	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2316	Our intern program is not attracting the caliber of talent we had hoped for.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2317	It has to be the Chicken !	1.2683	0.05501	82	62	18	2
2318	Yeah — we can’t decide if the new corporate brand is ‘’TransEgg’ or ‘MetaChicken’…	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2319	Some people think he's a genius, I say he's a dumb cluck.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2320	I think our participant is figuring things out on the drawing board!	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
2321	Which came first, the vegan or the vegetarian?	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2322	There’s no way this guy gets it right.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
2323	The Chief wants to know which came first.	1.2680	0.06133	97	79	10	8
2324	Alright. Bring them in for questioning.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
2325	We have reason to believe it was the egg, sir.	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
2326	There is certainly a statistical correlation between them, but thus far we have been unable to establish any causal link.	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2327	The chronology of the case is significant.	1.2676	0.06004	71	54	15	2
2328	It wasn't the chicken or the egg. The rooster came first.	1.2676	0.06937	71	57	9	5
2329	How our candidates answer this has become their highest placement factor.	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
2330	He’s taking too long to decide what to get for lunch!”	1.2676	0.06004	71	54	15	2
2331	He is doing well with the interview questions. Next ask him about “crossing the road.”	1.2676	0.05659	71	53	17	1
2332	I think we're really close to cracking this one.	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2333	If he doesn't make his mind up soon, we're never going to eat.	1.2676	0.06937	71	57	9	5
2334	He's trying to figure out how he can become a dad.	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2335	Nobody told him he didn’t make detective, but I have no idea how he got the board.	1.2676	0.06640	71	56	11	4
2336	Dilemma boards are like vision boards for people obsessed with the past.	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
2337	If he can decide what came first, he gets the promotion.	1.2674	0.05078	86	64	21	1
2338	It's unfair that we put the chicken on the left which is the innately implied beginning	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2339	Everyone knows the rooster came first.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
2340	I don't care which came first, I'm a Vegan.	1.2674	0.05078	86	64	21	1
2341	When he solves this, we will flip board around so he can answer the cross the road question also.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
2342	This is only first-generation concept. We move to second generation if it's a girl.	1.2674	0.05341	86	65	19	2
2343	can we eat?	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
2344	Wait. What was the question, again?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2345	All I know is that there was fowl play.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
2346	His thesis is “Schrodinger’s Chicken”	1.2674	0.05341	86	65	19	2
2347	We got a huge grant by asking a new question-which came second?	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
2348	Why would you regret filling the Philosophy opening with an ex-cop?	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2349	Just wait until he finds out the next meeting is on the metaverse	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
2350	What’s taking so long? All he has to do is choose a winning photo for the philosophy contest.	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
2351	He’s pretty close to cracking this one wide open	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
2352	The research grant market is officially a bubble.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2353	The egg came first. We believe in evolution around here.	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
2354	We have more data on the chicken and the egg question, but unfortunately still no conclusion	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2355	All our job candidates need to solve this before being hired!	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
2356	I know it seems hopeless, but he did solve the case of Schrodinger's Cat!	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
2357	I got my PhD in forensics for THIS?	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2358	We just proved that Egg = mChicken squared	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
2359	We have one of the best thinkers in the world to settle this once and for all.	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
2360	Simon is our hardest boiled detective.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2361	Just another Big Lie—I hear it was the work of a duck.”	1.2667	0.06932	75	61	8	6
2362	Leave it to a science fair kid to answer that question!	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
2363	I don't think it was the purpose of the lecture, but I did find out why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
2364	We expect a major breakthrough in epistemology soon. Or breakfast.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2365	Fuck you, Greg. I told you about my diarrhea in confidence	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2366	It was the chicken all along! Was it?	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
2367	Mr. Kornacki goes on when Mr. Kornacki is ready.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
2368	I think we need to consider suspecting the Little Red Rooster	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2369	Why can't it be the chicken AND the egg?	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2370	He just keeps saying “let’s circle back” over and over again.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
2371	It’s just a shot - he was an extra in Good Will Hunting.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
2372	At this rate, we're never going to make it to brunch...	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
2373	Ironically, this might be the first show in 20 seasons where I don’t know if I’ll be able to predict the ending.	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
2374	Let's just go to lunch - he's going to be a while.....	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
2375	How do you think he get started with all of this?	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
2376	With Wifi down again, there was simply no other way to stay engaged.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
2377	He's a real egghead.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
2378	Wanna get breakfast?	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2379	So far...only made me hungry.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2380	You should see his thesis on quiche versus frittatas	1.2658	0.06670	79	64	9	6
2381	Could it have been the rooster?	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2382	Darwin has stumped us, I quit.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2383	I don't know, where do we start?	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
2384	So much for rhetorical questions."	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2385	Looks like we're gonna be here a while.	1.2658	0.06670	79	64	9	6
2386	We got a lot of intel from the chicken wire, and now we also have a tail on her.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2387	Who hatched this problem?	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2388	He's working on a start-up.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
2389	New KFC menu.	1.2658	0.06670	79	64	9	6
2390	Let’s face it, we both know who comes first.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
2391	So, regarding our discussion last night post-coitus...who would you say came first...Me or Billy?" "On me...or in me?" "It's an age old question no one can answer.	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
2392	So, do you think you can develop an app for this project? We believe the egg laying market is ripe for disruption.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
2393	Some people never move on.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
2394	He's looking at this problem outside the box How to put a chicken back into an egg	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
2395	He got the egg sent down for twenty years. Now he says he's not so sure	1.2651	0.06433	83	67	10	6
2396	As part of our vegan control group, this should be good.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
2397	It's his new algorithm.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
2398	I told him to stop listening to murder podcasts…guy thinks he can solve anything now.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
2399	I told him it was the egg, and he gave me the bird.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
2400	He’s one of those hourly workers.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2401	He is the head scientist for the ole MacDonald farm.	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
2402	You think he'll ever crack it?	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
2403	It’s not a very funny yoke	1.2647	0.05390	68	50	18	0
2404	He’s a genius at belaboring the obvious	1.2647	0.06151	68	52	14	2
2405	Yeah it’s a cold case but we think we’re close.	1.2647	0.05390	68	50	18	0
2406	Fred's about to start his new project but is still a little unsure about where to begin.	1.2647	0.06827	68	54	10	4
2407	At first I thought it was quackery.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2408	It's his family and he wonders about their connection.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2409	He's working on an eggorithm for Facebook.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2410	Most of them don't even get this far.	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
2411	We need a break.	1.2647	0.05783	68	51	16	1
2412	I thought this was the “solve world hunger” meeting.	1.2647	0.06498	68	53	12	3
2413	We figured out which came first, now we are trying to what difference it makes!	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
2414	I tried to explain that it was a philosophical question, but now he won't let it go.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2415	Why was the chicken frustrated? Because the egg came first.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
2416	We think the victims may have been connected somehow.	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2417	Who's on first, What's on second...You get the idea...	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
2418	This guy knows too much.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
2419	It's time to bring them in for questioning.	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
2420	No detective, we don't know who left first either."	1.2644	0.05288	87	66	19	2
2421	So that is Zuckerberg’s “Meta”! It’s marvelous, isn’t it?	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
2422	He’s been staring at it for three days. I think I broke him.	1.2639	0.05231	72	53	19	0
2423	Normally, this is a metaphorical question.	1.2639	0.05932	72	55	15	2
2424	He says he's absolutely certain, because God spoke directly to him!	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2425	His pronoun is 'it'.'	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2426	I told him the chicken's name was "Causation", and now he's stuck in an infinite loop.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2427	I will speak at 9.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
2428	I told him that I don't know. But also that if he doesn't stop with the chicken and egg stuff, I do know is who getting fired first.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
2429	He's the most rigorous sous-chef I've ever worked with.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
2430	He's still trying to justify eating 20 cold McNuggets for lunch.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
2431	His learning challenge is particularly with chicken reproduction	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
2432	He's just trying to prove it wasn't him.	1.2637	0.05376	91	70	18	3
2433	What we've discovered is that there is no "first" in the question of "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". The egg and the chicken both exist in a sort of "spacious present" which contains all probable pasts, presents, and futures.	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
2434	This is the expert who will tell us who came first: Trump or the white supremacists.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
2435	This is that original cold case I was telling you about.	1.2637	0.06218	91	74	10	7
2436	It’s that age old existential question: “Who came first — the philosopher or the anthropologist?”	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2437	He claims the process flow lacks “candling,” whatever the hell that is.	1.2632	0.05419	76	57	18	1
2438	Based on all the research and calculations, it was determined that the scientists should have a chicken sandwich and an omelet for lunch.	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2439	I know…Observation, Question, Hypothesis, but how will he Test it?? Do we give it Honorable Mention?	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
2440	He thinks its a tie.	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2441	So how do we monetize this?	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2442	He called us over to announce his finding. Now he says it might be the chicken after all.	1.2632	0.05419	76	57	18	1
2443	Perhaps, let me take a crack at it?	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2444	If he solves this one, we'll have him take a crack at string theory.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
2445	He wants to know who's on first?	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
2446	He used to be a “chick porn”addict.	1.2632	0.06025	95	77	11	7
2447	He'd have it figured out if it weren't for that whole 'age old question' thing	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
2448	Oh Harold, don’t mind him, he does this every time his mother in law visits.	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
2449	The grant was titled "On the primacy of ova in gallus gallus domesticus", so we didn't really know what we were paying for.	1.2632	0.06588	76	61	10	5
2450	We've concluded a more interesting problem is which came second.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
2451	All of our evidence is in order.	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
2452	How disappointing…I just got last week’s New Yorker today and had a great caption for it.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2453	Can't we just, like, use 23andMe?	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2454	Asexuals seem to be the most stumped on this one.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
2455	I don't see the harm in bringing in a 4th consultant to figure out why so many Americans have left their low-paying jobs.	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
2456	We're working on the fowl chart.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2457	After he solves this, he'll try to figure out where all the missing socks go.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2458	He's no John Nash, but he's good in bed.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
2459	Still trying to figure it out,sir.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2460	It was rhetorical, but now I think he's onto something.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
2461	Spent 3k on the plane ticket and this is what he called "revolutionary"	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
2462	We proved it was the chicken that crossed the road, not the egg.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2463	The last person to study something basic like this got a Nobel Prize and he is aspirational….	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
2464	He's in the final round of our job interview process.	1.2625	0.05553	80	61	17	2
2465	I agree, the case has gone stale and we could use a wake-up call. Okay Mac, subpoena the rooster.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2466	Ch-egg mate.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2467	I told him to get me coffee an hour ago	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
2468	Okay, Genius, go ahead and submit 'To get to the other side.'	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
2469	Actually, he was here before either of them.	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
2470	When I asked him what came first, I was actually just wanting his omelette recipe.	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
2471	There are not enough algorithms even when using AI to answer this one!	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
2472	Let him be. He may finally have a solution to the age old question of which came first!	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
2473	Yes, it's a very basic task: without a rooster there is no egg, right ?	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
2474	This problem has finally allowed him to keep his schizophrenia under control	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
2475	The theory of relativity would have been heady, but there's much more interest in this life long question."	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
2476	Did you hear they cut our funding? Now we’ll never figure it out.	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
2477	But if we all leave, and it falls over, will it make a sound?	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2478	This will keep him busy for awhile. Let’s do lunch	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2479	He’s looking for something that will finally expose Big Farm-a.	1.2615	0.05915	65	49	15	1
2480	We have applied for a grant to study this issue in the turkeys.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2481	I don’t think Craig is hard-boiled enough to crack the case.	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
2482	circular scene investigator is the new CSI	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
2483	In the streaming series ‘Afterlife,’ Richard Nixon returns to Earth as a middle-aged office manager who tries to amuse coworkers with monthly existential challenges.	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2484	Don’t worry, this will keep our new VP occupied indefinitely.	1.2615	0.06308	65	50	13	2
2485	What time did you get here?	1.2615	0.06678	65	51	11	3
2486	It's a conundrum.	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
2487	The methods section just says 'got stoned'.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
2488	We are close to a breakthrough in determining which came first.	1.2614	0.04980	88	66	21	1
2489	He's working on which came first	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
2490	. “At some point in the species’ evolution, a proto-chicken laid an egg out of which hatched a chicken. Why is that so mysterious????”	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
2491	So you’re telling me that NONE of these are in a McNugget?	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
2492	He's the tech mogul who bought the Brooklyn Bridge last week so I'm confident he'll purchase your NFT, 'Schrödinger's Chicken-Egg'"	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2493	There is a 92.6% probability his research will produce no publishable results. However, his omelets are amazing!	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
2494	He’s concluded that the rooster came first	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
2495	After petty crimes you progress to solving poultry crimes.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2496	I bet he's a lousy lay.	1.2609	0.06738	69	55	10	4
2497	I can't remember which came first--the irrelevant whiteboard, or Mike's standing around worthlessly daydreaming all day.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2498	The chicken makes sense, but why on earth would an egg cross the road?	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2499	How about you let ME come first for once?	1.2609	0.05325	69	51	18	0
2500	As far as we can tell, that’s why it crossed the road.	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
2501	I think your game-show concept might be too confusing.	1.2609	0.07903	69	59	2	8
2502	he probably always comes first	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
2503	$10 million and 6 years later and no headway has been made, what we need to do is get a few more people on this project.	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
2504	You know, this 'Chicken or Egg First' case is really messing with me. I don't think we'll be able to crack this one.	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
2505	You know Phil, he just can't let things go.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
2506	If there's anyone who can solve it, it's him... .He's the best damn Chicken Detective I've ever seen.	1.2604	0.04966	96	73	21	2
2507	So, only one is an original	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2508	Something is missing in this picture. What do you think it is?	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2509	Sanders says his uncle knows.	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2510	He’s having a hard time figuring out where to begin with this case…	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2511	Here at the Xeno Corporation we answer the tough questions.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2512	He's teaching " Critical Chicken-Egg Theory".	1.2603	0.05527	73	55	17	1
2513	Outrageous! I saw an article on Facebook that the government is implanting one into the other! Total overreach!!	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
2514	We’re in the process of upgrading to Hazing The Interns 2.0…	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
2515	We may not know the answer, but we know what’s for dinner	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2516	Yes, yes - the chicken or the egg thing….. But is an un-answerable question - Is the chicken is too small or the egg is way to big	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2517	The egg has a better agent.	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2518	It's better than the Something from Nothing test.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2519	Has he made any progress?” “Yes, he thinks the post-it note came first.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
2520	This is the last time we hire a philosophy major at the FBI.	1.2597	0.06511	77	62	10	5
2521	He’s trying out for Jeopardy!	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2522	You're right, Poster Presentations are soooo limiting"	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2523	Who fires him first?	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
2524	We’ve narrowed the suspects down to these two, sir, but the evidence doesn’t clear up who arrived first.	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2525	'He said neither, the Big Bang was first.'	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
2526	He says the egg should be scrambled	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2527	I would probably be more enthusiastic if I weren’t vegan	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
2528	Which came first, Evan or his bulletin board?	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2529	Hmm...chicken plus egg equals dinosaur?	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
2530	You do realize that this does not solve our mammal problem.	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
2531	You said these are cage-free, right?	1.2593	0.06029	81	63	13	4
2532	I wonder which came first, the nerd or the evidence board?	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2533	Next is the Democratic Spending Plan.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2534	It's always back to the basics with him.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2535	Yes, he’s broken down the lyrics to an old Paul Simon song, Mother and Child Reunion	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
2536	We are ecstatic that Mr. Trump has sponsored this investigation of which came first.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2537	Now we’re working on who came in third—was it Post-Its or the bulletin board?”	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
2538	This new Agile methodology can solve anything these days!	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
2539	No, he's just planning the corporate luncheon.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
2540	You're being too philosophical. The egg, obviously. Breakfast comes before dinner.	1.2588	0.06296	85	69	10	6
2541	I don’t know what he does, but everyone has to have a data science department now.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2542	Don't interrupt, he's in a fowl mood!	1.2588	0.05063	85	64	20	1
2543	Anti-vaxxing is so over.We are now proving eggs do not come from chickens.	1.2588	0.06070	85	68	12	5
2544	and next month the display will be one of Schroedinger's Cat.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2545	He is the new hire for the puzzle department.	1.2588	0.06070	85	68	12	5
2546	He has a federal grant to investigate precedence.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
2547	Finally, I've got the solution - call Neil deGrasse Tyson	1.2588	0.06296	85	69	10	6
2548	Put an APB out on the Chicken	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2549	He thinks that the rooster is the missing piece.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
2550	He must be interviewing at Meta.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
2551	I wonder how these two relate?	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
2552	It's our newest Qanon talking point proving that there is no relationship between chickens and eggs.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2553	He is thinking about contesting the results of the election.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2554	Time to make the call. Shut it down and file it as a "cold case".	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2555	When the bosses at NASA said we needed to "get back to basics" I think they may have gone a little too far.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2556	They don't know what came first, the guy or the board.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2557	Actually, the cockerel came first.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2558	The real question is, “who let the dogs out?”	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2559	Corporate brought in the big guns. He’s the guy who figured out why it crossed the road.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2560	We’ll tell him it’s a rooster later…let’s just see what he comes up with.	1.2584	0.06297	89	73	9	7
2561	The point. He missed it again.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2562	The poster sessions are raising some interesting questions this year.	1.2581	0.06056	62	47	14	1
2563	He’s trying to figure out a workaround.	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2564	Who ever figures this out will be promoted.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2565	He's trying to work out how to fit the chicken in the egg.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2566	The new breakfast menu is still in development.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2567	For an unbiased approach we outsourced 'The chicken or the egg?' project to a vegan consultant	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2568	Leave him be. Says there's a Nobel in this, if he can solve it.	1.2576	0.05424	66	49	17	0
2569	Tell your client that unfortunately there's no conclusive evidence to prove that he's the real father.	1.2576	0.05838	66	50	15	1
2570	Everyone always assumes it's a chicken egg.	1.2576	0.05838	66	50	15	1
2571	Good news,the Government has just renewed our $100M research contract as part of the infrastructure bill.	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2572	I only gave him the task to get him out of our hair...	1.2576	0.06588	66	52	11	3
2573	We have asked our forensic team to see if they can solve it.	1.2576	0.05424	66	49	17	0
2574	He’s probably going to chicken out.	1.2576	0.05838	66	50	15	1
2575	Neither. The yolks on him.	1.2576	0.06933	66	53	9	4
2576	We gotta stop letting flat earthers re-answer already answered questions	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2577	What a power trip	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2578	I didn't come at all	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2579	He says there's a 50/50 chance he's finally figured it out.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
2580	He won't admit to not understanding it, so we're good.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
2581	We've narrowed down our suspects to two. Now we have to decide which came first.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2582	The conclusion is the Rooster came first.	1.2571	0.05262	70	52	18	0
2583	All he’s said is “When is lunch?”.	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2584	Actually, we’re trying to figure out what came next, the frying pan or the rotisserie…	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2585	The mother did it! Did anyone ever ask how Humpty arrived to sit on a wall?	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2586	Relax, Ed, letting an egghead take a crack at it made sense.	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2587	State stopped us from actually teaching Sex-Ed again, I see.	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2588	I’m still not sure why it crossed the road.	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2589	I was just getting used to the chalk board menus, now this!	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2590	First, we'll need to establish a timeline	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2591	It's a vegan's idea of a zen koan.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
2592	Which came first is no longer the question. We just want to know why the chicken crossed the road and did anyone see her.	1.2571	0.05641	70	53	16	1
2593	Could be shocking for some of them when you tell where chicken nuggets come from	1.2571	0.06333	70	55	12	3
2594	We’re just working out the timeline.	1.2571	0.05997	70	54	14	2
2595	He's gonna be awhile: Want to grab a drink?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2596	Anyway you look at it we come out with egg on our faces.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2597	It doesn't seem like we're making any progress.	1.2568	0.05463	74	56	17	1
2598	Shouldn't the two pictures be switched?	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2599	I believe that the Rooster came first.	1.2568	0.05463	74	56	17	1
2600	It turns out free range, organic chickens came before the eggs.	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2601	Well, I know whose coming in last at this year’s science fair.	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2602	Trust me, “In Vitro Cage Free” will make even the diehard CSI freaks second and triple guess.	1.2568	0.06954	74	61	7	6
2603	Someone stole his Chicken McNuggets.	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2604	Tom says Fox News reported that Trump knows the answer but refuses to divulge it until he's restored as President!	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2605	It’s just brunch…he’s really overthinking it	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
2606	should we just tell him?	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2607	It's the "murder board" approach to determine which came first.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2608	I am presenting a Hen Diagram that refutes these findings.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2609	It’s an algorithm to find out which came first.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2610	This has been a tough case to crack.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2611	He's the art critic for My Weekly Reader.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2612	No-one gets this right on the McKinsey hiring exam.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2613	Hey guys, I think I found the supply-chain issues …	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2614	It may not be urgent to you, but he hasn't moved since last March.	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
2615	The content engages without providing answers or a moral compass.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2616	Last week it was ‘Being and Nothingness’	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2617	If only the research question were more explicit.	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
2618	All the female participants try to find a way to have both the chicken and the egg, but not Dave here.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2619	The egg was surely the killer. Look at his devilish eggxpression	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2620	He said that once he’s solved this, he’ll move on to trees that fall in the woods when no one is around to hear them.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2621	It's my theory of relativity.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2622	Two Meals is such a clever name for your painting.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2623	I am debating whether to have an egg salad or a chicken sandwich for lunch.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2624	He's new.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2625	No he's just trying to decide what he wants for brunch.	1.2561	0.06678	82	68	7	7
2626	He's known as an "egghead" so i think he's more likely to---	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2627	Who cares which is first..why did it cross (or roll) the road?	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2628	Ok I think he’ll be distracted for a while.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2629	Should we kiss? Seems like he's gonna be here for a while.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2630	He thinks the egg did it.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2631	Starring Woody Harrelson as “The Egg”	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2632	I told him it was the new 'Where's Waldo.'	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2633	You’ll never guess what question they ask first.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
2634	Both are in critical condition, but it’s a question of who shot first	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2635	It's the usual conundrum	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2636	This may take a minute	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2637	He's into ancestry.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2638	We just can't figure out the timeline."	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2639	I’m feeling like brunch today	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2640	We found him on Facebook, claiming to have the 'facts' the science community doesn't want us to know.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2641	He stopped swiping so we’re making progress.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2642	All I said was, 'What did you have for breakfast?'	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
2643	He’s vegan, so he really doesn’t care.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2644	Well, the client won't take "both" for an answer.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
2645	He still can't tell the difference	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2646	I wish I had a partner who had more rational obsessions, like alien conspiracies.	1.2553	0.06038	94	77	10	7
2647	Word of advice? Don't make the joke	1.2540	0.05973	63	48	14	1
2648	He’s trying to remember if he drew the picture in response to the question of if he asked the question because he drew the picture.	1.2540	0.05528	63	47	16	0
2649	He says he's searching for an algorithm to unravel this existential problem.	1.2540	0.06387	63	49	12	2
2650	It's still a mystery.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2651	I don’t think we’re hiring this one. He asked where the other eleven were.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2652	You know it's a Feminist perspective, since no one ever talks about the rooster!	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2653	Yeah, apparently Elon Musk found the answer.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2654	Just give him another minute. This is his Good Will Hunting moment.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2655	We're planning a follow-up session on crossing the road.	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2656	He's from CSI and is figuring out where the egg was when the chicken crossed the road.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2657	He thinks it’s the cafeteria menu board. He’s trying to decide if lunch will be the chicken salad or egg salad. He’s been at it for hours.	1.2537	0.06143	67	52	13	2
2658	I can’t help but think that the time and energy we have put into this is a little egg-travagant.	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2659	Where's the rooster dad in this equation?	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2660	We've narrowed it down to these two.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2661	I give him a 50/50 chance of solving this.	1.2535	0.05200	71	53	18	0
2662	He doesn't know it's a trick question!	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2663	Solve this then we’ll work on that pesky ‘crossing the road’ conundrum.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2664	Spoiler alert: there is no other side.	1.2535	0.05923	71	54	14	2
2665	Of course the chicken came first - what, do you need a diagram?	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2666	He's not sure where to start	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2667	He can explain it - but where to begin?	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2668	Shall we tell him it was a tie?	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2669	Do you want to tell him, or can I do it?	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2670	No more interns for you.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2671	I’m a bit worried about Egbert’s neutrality on this case.	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2672	When I married him, I thought he'd be more interesting.	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2673	He wanted to go back to basics.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2674	He’s still stuck on how she’ got across the road.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2675	Our museum specializes in modern art that asks new unexpected questions.	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2676	Well, it's only been two days since he started.	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2677	I could go for a chicken omelet.	1.2535	0.05573	71	54	16	1
2678	Should we tell him it was only a metaphor, or just hide his gun again?	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2679	Which comes first, the market or the marketing?	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2680	I prefer flow chatting.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2681	We keep going in circles, and getting hungry.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2682	He says his great grandfather asked his grandfather who asked his father who asked him. It’s no surprise he isn’t married.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2683	The plot diagram seems a bit weak.	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2684	We are pitching it with the working name, CSI Barnyard.	1.2533	0.06601	75	61	9	5
2685	Have we run out of business problems to work on?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2686	I still don’t think we should add this to the curriculum.	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2687	Well, reading from left to right, it’s clearly the chicken.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2688	We might as well go to lunch.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2689	Obviously the rooster came first. He always does.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2690	Eventually, we'll know why the chicken crossed the road.	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2691	He's realizing it wasn't the chicken or the egg that came first: it was the consultants.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2692	Why isn't he wearing a jacket?	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2693	Maybe MOMA would be interested.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2694	All this and no closer to figuring out who pushed Humpty Dumpty.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2695	Cracking this one is going to get messy.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2696	Nothing will come from this…	1.2533	0.05056	75	56	19	0
2697	Which came first, the philosopher or the geneticist?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2698	I don't know Stan, do we really want to rely on an unhatched egg as our star witness in the case?	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2699	He's from the FBI's riddle team at Langley.	1.2532	0.04923	79	59	20	0
2700	The Wire: Season 10	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2701	Imagine when we ask him "Why did the chicken cross the road?"	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2702	Genealogy & dating studies confirm that the art pre-dates the artist	1.2532	0.04923	79	59	20	0
2703	Don't you know he was adopted?	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2704	Let us not ask... Chicken or Egg? .....but Why?...	1.2532	0.04923	79	59	20	0
2705	We just hired the guy who decided to rebrand Facebook.	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2706	I keep telling him, just use a normal menu.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2707	I'm chicken, but he's the

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