Contest #777


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777

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It works fine—we’re just no longer a nuclear family.”
  2. “Yeah, and you never took a pen home from the office?”
  3. “A minivan just makes more sense for us right now.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-10-24T22:42:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-11-07T23:43:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-11-01T22:42:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 8, 2021
Number of captions 6862
Number of responses 795026
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Amazon accidentally sent two. 1.8959 0.01089 5362 2014 1892 1456
1 It works fine, we’re just no longer a nuclear family. 1.8782 0.01144 5032 1999 1647 1386
2 Already sold. Guy on the phone. Kim something. 1.8671 0.01070 5743 2320 1866 1557
3 No, we’d only have to do a background check if I were selling you a gun. 1.8588 0.01443 3138 1277 1027 834
4 Well, if you wanted the aircraft carrier, you should have been here first thing this morning. 1.8434 0.01130 4726 1853 1760 1113
5 You know how it is. You promise yourself you're going to use it every day, but after a couple of weeks it just ends up in the back of the garage. 1.8343 0.01076 5101 1999 1948 1154
6 Yeah, and you never took a pen home from the office? 1.8270 0.01090 5276 2190 1809 1277
7 Sorry, sold the yellow one to some musicians. 1.8235 0.01294 3876 1659 1242 975
8 The paperwork's in the glove box. Title, owner's manual, nuclear launch codes. All there. 1.8118 0.01168 4357 1782 1613 962
9 Do you still have the box? 1.8038 0.01333 3497 1497 1189 811
10 Please stop calling it a hoagie, it's a sub. 1.7967 0.01237 4260 1910 1306 1044
11 Cash only, mate. Trying to keep this one under the radar. 1.7817 0.01449 2812 1204 1018 590
12 Six wars, sure, but only one owner! 1.7816 0.01843 1580 634 657 289
13 I don't need it now that I'm working from home 1.7807 0.01443 2923 1280 1004 639
14 Because of rising sea levels, we live in the submarine. We're actually selling the house. 1.7799 0.01323 3526 1561 1180 785
15 A minivan just makes more sense for us right now. 1.7783 0.01327 3207 1339 1240 628
16 Don't tell France where you got it. 1.7733 0.01457 2925 1314 960 651
17 Is this the submarine mentioned in the ad? 1.7657 0.01433 3069 1410 968 691
18 I've got two words for you, son: Chick magnet. 1.7654 0.01510 2698 1220 891 587
19 Yes, I can hold it for you while you ask your Mom. 1.7641 0.01835 1704 737 632 335
20 Moral of the story: be very specific when ordering a fully loaded sub on a delivery app. 1.7636 0.02468 1032 475 326 231
21 Yeah, like you never took pens home from the office?!?! 1.7583 0.01518 2636 1196 881 559
22 it's only got 20,000 leagues on it 1.7574 0.01703 1983 869 726 388
23 It only comes in navy 1.7562 0.01502 2547 1118 932 497
24 When the sea levels rise you'll look like a genius. 1.7534 0.01585 2202 947 851 404
25 Sure, but you'll have to come back at high tide to pick it up. 1.7519 0.01863 1616 703 611 302
26 It’s $5 because I’ve lost the charger for it 1.7354 0.01787 1886 883 619 384
27 The sub? No that’s not for sale I’m working from home 1.7321 0.01836 1792 845 582 365
28 It was either sell it or go under. 1.7301 0.02409 993 456 349 188
29 Do you have this in yellow? 1.7296 0.02011 1409 643 504 262
30 Brought it home and the wife went totally ballistic. 1.7273 0.01916 1606 752 540 314
31 Perfect size for a nuclear family" 1.7270 0.02422 956 434 349 173
32 I thought I was ordering a sandwich. 1.7227 0.02048 1522 755 434 333
33 It's not for sale. I'm working from home. 1.7223 0.01982 1487 698 504 285
34 It’s Old Navy. 1.7213 0.01971 1525 723 504 298
35 You mind if I ask why you're getting rid of it? 1.7206 0.01981 1471 687 508 276
36 So I asked myself: "Does this spark joy?" 1.7202 0.02130 1444 731 386 327
37 Listen kid, was it raining when Noah built the ark? 1.7196 0.01993 1448 676 502 270
38 Well, for one thing, it’s waterproof. 1.7194 0.01951 1440 653 538 249
39 Been on the hunt for this all October! 1.7184 0.02042 1417 674 468 275
40 My wife said if it no longer sparks joy, get rid of it. 1.7181 0.01996 1412 652 506 254
41 My ex got the aircraft carrier. 1.7155 0.02085 1339 634 452 253
42 What's the lowest you'll go? 1.7126 0.02063 1277 583 478 216
43 Do you still have the original box? 1.7121 0.02161 1292 629 406 257
44 Don't worry about that sir. This is Florida. The water is coming. 1.7099 0.02111 1265 593 446 226
45 I guess I could throw in the hat.. 1.7055 0.02185 1141 528 421 192
46 My wife told me to get rid of some of my old navy crap 1.7047 0.02153 1165 537 435 193
47 The yellow one sold an hour ago. 1.7043 0.02173 1170 547 422 201
48 The French don't need to know about this. 1.7042 0.02332 1075 520 353 202
49 When your ad said "Nautilus" , I assumed it was exercise equipment! 1.7026 0.02189 1133 526 418 189
50 Does it come in yellow? 1.7022 0.02236 1135 541 391 203
51 No, I don't have a yellow one. 1.7014 0.02323 1122 557 343 222
52 It just didn't spark joy anymore. 1.6994 0.02322 1068 516 357 195
53 It runs just fine but my wife wanted it out of the basement. 1.6968 0.02251 1052 488 395 169
54 That’s not for sale — I work from home. 1.6958 0.02311 1065 514 361 190
55 Do the torpedos work? My wife got our yacht in the divorce. 1.6954 0.02450 1034 526 297 211
56 Yes it has a bathroom, and no you can’t use it. 1.6926 0.02370 1002 483 344 175
57 That’s not for sale - I’m just working from home now. 1.6884 0.02479 937 461 307 169
58 What's long and hard and full of seamen? Ha, just kidding.... don't hurt me. 1.6854 0.02600 909 467 261 181
59 Yes, you’ll need to add water. 1.6840 0.02561 883 439 284 160
60 The ad said "Huge Craft Sale" -- I wasn't expecting this! 1.6831 0.02575 890 448 276 166
61 Is this the submarine in the ad? 1.6830 0.02654 858 438 254 166
62 Can you help me tie it to the top of my car? 1.6825 0.02562 844 410 292 142
63 What is the lowest you can go? 1.6823 0.02530 875 428 297 150
64 That must’ve been some mid-life crisis 1.6811 0.02582 856 424 281 151
65 Define, "gently used." 1.6809 0.02447 843 390 332 121
66 Tried to keep up with the payments… but we’re underwater 1.6790 0.02568 838 409 289 140
67 Pre-owned, but those are nautical miles. 1.6784 0.02499 827 389 315 123
68 It works, but it needs new batteries. 1.6778 0.02689 838 432 244 162
69 No, that's it, nothing in yellow. 1.6776 0.02663 825 417 257 151
70 Four hundred million and I'll throw in the skis 1.6764 0.02658 819 412 260 147
71 Sorry, we sold the yellow one earlier this morning. 1.6752 0.02713 782 393 250 139
72 Do you have a yellow one? 1.6739 0.02744 782 399 239 144
73 Sure, you could paint it yellow. 1.6731 0.02690 780 389 257 134
74 I hate to be "that neighbor" but could you move your nuclear submarine? It is blocking my driveway. 1.6719 0.02689 765 378 260 127
75 Yes, we all live in it. 1.6719 0.02706 768 383 254 131
76 How firm is the $4 billion? 1.6676 0.02641 731 348 278 105
77 Is that the only submarine you have? 1.6667 0.02702 720 349 262 109
78 U boat, U break, U buy 1.6662 0.02804 719 363 233 123
79 You always think you’ll use it more then you do, but it’s time for someone else to enjoy it. 1.6657 0.02727 712 347 256 109
80 The launch codes are extra. 1.6628 0.02717 694 334 260 100
81 After a few weeks, the kids just lost interest. 1.6575 0.02952 619 309 213 97
82 Trust me. It’s a total chick magnet. 1.6565 0.03013 626 322 197 107
83 Actually, that's where I live. It's the house that's for sale. 1.6552 0.02876 638 316 226 96
84 It's the perfect fit for any nuclear family. 1.6551 0.03013 635 330 194 111
85 Do you by chance have the box it came in? 1.6533 0.02984 623 318 203 102
86 Yes— any purchase comes with a free sub 1.6502 0.03045 606 313 192 101
87 Was this ever occupied by cats or smokers? 1.6493 0.02993 596 300 205 91
88 In the good old days it used to yellow and we all lived there. 1.6493 0.03087 613 324 180 109
89 Seventeen beds, one bath? 1.6476 0.03076 576 294 191 91
90 Trust me - if you have to ask you can't afford it. 1.6463 0.02986 574 284 209 81
91 It just doesn't spark joy for me anymore 1.6463 0.03135 574 299 179 96
92 It only has 20,000 leagues on it 1.6463 0.03028 588 299 198 91
93 Yes, I considered painting it yellow. But then realized this is a black and white cartoon. 1.6457 0.03130 573 298 180 95
94 Of course it works - how do you think I got it here? 1.6456 0.03104 570 293 186 91
95 As is means no launch codes. 1.6447 0.03035 577 292 198 87
96 Do you have the original box? 1.6444 0.03143 568 296 178 94
97 How low can you go on this one?" 1.6440 0.03032 573 289 199 85
98 It works great as a lawn decoration, conversation piece, or to establish naval superiority over your neighbors. 1.6435 0.03165 561 293 175 93
99 We got it when the kids were little, but no one really uses it anymore... 1.6423 0.03101 562 288 187 87
100 The codes are sold separately. 1.6413 0.03135 552 284 182 86
101 How much is shipping? 1.6412 0.03232 549 291 164 94
102 Yes, it does have cup holders. 1.6387 0.03454 429 215 154 60
103 Unfortunately no, I can't tell you much about the previous owner. 1.6374 0.03337 524 282 150 92
104 Ironically I am selling it because my house is under-water... 1.6374 0.03282 524 277 160 87
105 Do you happen to have one of those in yellow? 1.6374 0.03176 546 285 174 87
106 That's the only one I have left. 1.6367 0.03211 534 279 170 85
107 Make it an even two billion and I'll throw in the patio set. 1.6365 0.03181 531 274 176 81
108 I just had no use for it since we moved to Nebraska. 1.6348 0.03228 512 264 171 77
109 $1.5 Billion, but it's free if you move it. 1.6348 0.03228 512 264 171 77
110 Does France know about this? 1.6341 0.03362 511 275 148 88
111 It didn't spark joy. 1.6341 0.03419 511 280 138 93
112 Can you go lower? 1.6324 0.03191 525 272 174 79
113 I lost the manual but you can probably find one on the Internet. 1.6322 0.03252 503 260 168 75
114 Perfect. I'll take it. Can I store it here until sea levels rise? 1.6318 0.03380 497 266 148 83
115 Yes, It's invisible to our enemies. But not invisible to my wife". 1.6306 0.03333 490 257 157 76
116 Is this sub standard? 1.6293 0.03328 491 258 157 76
117 I'll just need a hand tying this to the roof of my car... 1.6291 0.03135 515 261 184 70
118 You’re right, they are getting harder and harder to find. 1.6281 0.03303 484 251 162 71
119 No, we’ve lost the instruction manual. 1.6280 0.03274 492 255 165 72
120 By chance, do you have one of these in yellow? 1.6279 0.03293 481 248 164 69
121 It comes with a missile and free WiFi. 1.6275 0.03277 494 257 164 73
122 Not sure if you read the new climate change report but, you might want to hang onto that. 1.6273 0.03361 483 255 153 75
123 I see your point, I guess you HAVE already paid for it 1.6268 0.03342 477 249 157 71
124 You only have it in Navy? 1.6268 0.03471 477 259 137 81
125 Lowest I can go is 20,000 Leagues. 1.6245 0.03426 474 254 144 76
126 I can't sell you any instructions. They're classified. 1.6231 0.03349 459 237 158 64
127 "Sorry, the exercise equipment went this morning. This is the only Nautilus we have left." 1.6226 0.03570 461 255 125 81
128 With rising sea levels, it could be your home of the future. 1.6220 0.03329 455 233 161 61
129 I could throw in some yellow paint, sure. 1.6217 0.03483 460 248 138 74
130 You know, the other end of this thing is in my yard. 1.6212 0.03458 462 248 141 73
131 How much for that and the bicycle? 1.6208 0.03525 451 244 134 73
132 No, you have to buy the nuclear missiles separately. 1.6190 0.03487 441 234 141 66
133 Do you happen to have a yellow one? 1.6187 0.03478 459 248 138 73
134 What sub? 1.6187 0.03968 438 266 73 99
135 It only has 20,000 leagues. 1.6186 0.03542 430 229 136 65
136 Turns out I didn’t need this when we started working from home 1.6184 0.03791 359 187 122 50
137 We just had kids so we’re switching to a frigate. 1.6148 0.03399 431 222 153 56
138 It's like this computer; the problems start when you open a few windows. 1.6147 0.03512 423 223 140 60
139 You'll need 3000 Double AA batteries 1.6142 0.03416 451 239 147 65
140 Works fine. Just add water. 1.6132 0.03491 424 223 142 59
141 Throw in some highly classified military secrets and you have yourself a deal. 1.6122 0.03567 410 217 135 58
142 Obviously stealth mode is broken but other than that, it's a bargain. 1.6117 0.03554 412 218 136 58
143 Just the one? 1.6103 0.03714 408 225 117 66
144 No, that’s where I live. It’s the house I’m selling. 1.6088 0.03460 432 229 143 60
145 Do you still have the user manual? 1.6069 0.03454 407 210 147 50
146 You're only option is a sub prime loan. 1.6066 0.03665 394 212 125 57
147 It uses highly enriched uranium-238--or 24,000 boxes of baking soda. 1.6065 0.03681 399 217 122 60
148 What do you mean by "as is?" 1.6061 0.03652 391 209 127 55
149 I need to check with my Mom first. 1.6055 0.03672 398 216 123 59
150 Like *your* dad never brought home paper clips from work 1.6040 0.03700 399 219 119 61
151 That price include shipping? 1.6030 0.03482 403 210 143 50
152 No, it’s only selling the plans that’s illegal. 1.6026 0.03587 385 202 134 49
153 We used to be a nuclear family 1.6010 0.03870 386 219 102 65
154 My wife wanted it out of the basement. 1.6005 0.03545 383 199 138 46
155 Throw in the hat and we have a deal. 1.6005 0.03659 388 209 125 54
156 I'm afraid not. The hat stays with me. 1.5995 0.03800 372 204 113 55
157 It's half price because we took it out of the box. 1.5995 0.03722 367 196 122 49
158 I 'll take the submarine if you throw in the bicycle. 1.5989 0.03610 374 196 132 46
159 Any left in yellow? 1.5984 0.03791 366 199 115 52
160 It just doesn't bring me joy anymore. 1.5972 0.03759 360 193 119 48
161 I would buy it, but my spouse would go ballistic. 1.5967 0.03864 362 200 108 54
162 Price? That depends. Are we talking with or without the nukes 1.5967 0.03743 362 194 120 48
163 O.K., but for purposes of national security — let's call it a lawn mower. 1.5942 0.03708 377 205 120 52
164 You still got the manual? 1.5938 0.03805 352 190 115 47
165 Can I get it in yellow? 1.5929 0.03873 366 205 105 56
166 With the bike? $4,000,000,020.50 1.5926 0.03739 378 208 116 54
167 There’s one just like it on eBay for half the price. 1.5921 0.03743 380 210 115 55
168 And we only ran it in fresh water 1.5918 0.03794 343 183 117 43
169 I also have one in yellow. 1.5913 0.03995 345 194 98 53
170 I'm getting a hybrid. 1.5901 0.03940 344 191 103 50
171 You'll want to replace the fuel rods, but other than that she's a cream puff. 1.5898 0.03964 334 184 103 47
172 It's real, it's Russian and if you have it off my lawn by 3pm, for 50¢ it's yours 1.5889 0.03863 343 187 110 46
173 Five bucks, but it’s surprisingly easy to convince Congress to sink millions of dollars in up keep and maintenance into it every year so it practically pays for itself. 1.5875 0.03848 337 182 112 43
174 How much without the launch code? 1.5871 0.03777 356 194 115 47
175 Do you still have the remote? 1.5869 0.03923 351 197 102 52
176 Sure it runs. Silent and deep. 1.5867 0.03860 346 190 109 47
177 It came with the uniform. 1.5864 0.03802 353 193 113 47
178 I should warn you, it does leak slightly. 1.5859 0.03826 326 173 115 38
179 It's not for sale. My mother-in-law lives there. 1.5859 0.04111 326 185 91 50
180 I'll tell you what, if you can get it off my lawn it's free 1.5856 0.03838 333 179 113 41
181 Looks clean. How is it on uranium? 1.5846 0.03836 325 173 114 38
182 Yes, the hatch is stuck, but I can sell you a $400 hammer to fix it. 1.5845 0.03793 349 190 114 45
183 Yes, if you must know, it's French. 1.5843 0.04077 332 189 92 51
184 The French are still pretty pissed, but it’s yours for $66 billion. 1.5843 0.04165 332 193 84 55
185 Sorry kid, I sold the Yellow one yesterday. 1.5840 0.03824 363 203 108 52
186 In Philadelphia, we call it a ‘hoagie’. 1.5838 0.04058 334 190 93 51
187 So I finally asked myself, 'Does this strategic deterrent spark joy?' 1.5831 0.04081 343 199 88 56
188 Why do you think they call 'em the suburbs? 1.5831 0.04015 319 176 100 43
189 It came with the house. All we could get at the time was a sub prime mortgage. 1.5831 0.04064 319 178 96 45
190 It’s all just a part of our Red October Yard Sale ... 1.5826 0.03893 345 192 105 48
191 Well, my wife said "What if the schools had all the money they need and the military held yard sales?" 1.5818 0.04120 330 190 88 52
192 There may be water damage. 1.5800 0.03700 350 188 121 41
193 No, I’m selling the warheads separately. 1.5791 0.03871 335 184 108 43
194 Your boat's blocking eleven driveways, 1.5780 0.04014 327 184 97 46
195 Better act fast, kid. I've sold three and that's the last one. 1.5780 0.03847 327 177 111 39
196 It's free, but you have to disarm it yourself. 1.5774 0.03845 310 164 113 33
197 Don't ever get married, son. 1.5764 0.04143 314 179 89 46
198 The sale items are on this side of the driveway. That's a lawn ornament. 1.5761 0.04119 309 174 92 43
199 Excuse me, do you have this in yellow? 1.5759 0.03957 323 179 102 42
200 Two billion, and I'll throw in the skis. 1.5756 0.04199 311 179 85 47
201 Well then,I guess you should go buy the cheaper one from the guy down the street. 1.5756 0.04149 311 177 89 45
202 No kid, the sub is not for sale. It’s just that I am working from home these days. 1.5751 0.03745 353 194 115 44
203 Your lucky day - no background checks required at yard sales. 1.5747 0.04078 308 172 95 41
204 Will you throw that in if I buy all three VHS tapes? 1.5747 0.03947 308 167 105 36
205 So that's twelve bucks for the bike and two billion for the sub, is that right? 1.5733 0.04081 300 166 96 38
206 We did have one in yellow but the Brits took it. 1.5732 0.04020 314 175 98 41
207 Giving you the manual would be a breach of national security, but you could check online. 1.5728 0.04095 309 174 93 42
208 Not the hull; but the nuclear warhead has a 200,000 year warranty 1.5719 0.04174 299 169 89 41
209 It fell off the truck. 1.5714 0.04416 294 174 72 48
210 Throw in your uniform and we've got a deal. 1.5705 0.04015 312 174 98 40
211 There's nothing wrong with it, we just don't use it anymore 1.5705 0.03951 305 166 104 35
212 To be honest, it tends to pull to the right, it has a slight oil leak, and I lost the owner's manual somewhere off the coast of Greenland. 1.5704 0.04121 291 161 94 36
213 The happiest day of my life is when I bought it. You could make this day my second happiest. 1.5704 0.04178 291 163 90 38
214 It runs silent, but not deep. 1.5695 0.04273 295 170 82 43
215 It's good as new. We're just moving to a house with no pool. 1.5693 0.03750 339 185 115 39
216 I started by taking home pens and one thing led to another... 1.5693 0.04041 332 192 91 49
217 In Jersey we call it a hoagie 1.5690 0.04277 297 172 81 44
218 Im thinking of starting a ride hailing service called "Suber" 1.5685 0.04140 292 163 92 37
219 Well, how big is your bathtub? 1.5684 0.03637 329 173 125 31
220 Reactor’s a little leaky but she runs just fine. 1.5679 0.04047 287 156 99 32
221 "No, it does NOT come with my hat. 1.5674 0.04368 282 163 78 41
222 We don’t call them subs here we call them heros 1.5655 0.04220 290 165 86 39
223 I’ll go as high as $20 since you don’t have the remote. 1.5651 0.04085 292 162 95 35
224 Just give her a gallon of enriched uranium and she purrs. 1.5648 0.03881 324 180 105 39
225 I'll have to charge you extra for a shopping bag. 1.5647 0.04299 278 158 83 37
226 I'm sorry, son, but if you have to ask, then you can't afford it. 1.5647 0.04359 278 160 79 39
227 With all due respect, sir, this is EXACTLY what the founders intended by the second amendment. 1.5646 0.04286 294 171 80 43
228 She cost $1.5 billion new, but I'll let her go for 50 bucks. 1.5645 0.03826 310 167 111 32
229 Strictly cash. And you don't remember where you got it. 1.5641 0.04390 273 157 78 38
230 After the divorce, we're no longer a nuclear family. 1.5638 0.04223 282 159 87 36
231 It was yellow. I had it sandblasted. 1.5636 0.04096 291 162 94 35
232 What's the catch? It leaks, right? 1.5627 0.04228 279 157 87 35
233 Do you still have the owner's manual? 1.5608 0.04045 296 165 96 35
234 Only 20,000 leagues and dives like she’s brand new. 1.5607 0.03984 321 183 96 42
235 If you have to ask, you can't afford it, son. 1.5600 0.03835 300 161 110 29
236 The guy on the next street over has one for half the price. 1.5597 0.04197 268 148 90 30
237 It’s ‘nuclear,’ not ‘nucular.’” 1.5588 0.04467 272 160 72 40
238 With a coat of yellow paint, it should be quite livable. 1.5588 0.04184 272 151 90 31
239 I can offer you a deal, Australia didn't want it. 1.5581 0.04186 301 175 84 42
240 That's not for sale. Legally speaking, it doesn't even exist. 1.5577 0.04396 260 148 79 33
241 You just need to add water. 1.5577 0.04362 260 147 81 32
242 It used to be yellow when we lived in it. 1.5577 0.04430 260 149 77 34
243 Well, yeah █████ but ███ also ██████ so it should █████ just fine. 1.5573 0.04535 262 154 70 38
244 When you say 2,000,000 nautical miles, are we talking highway or city? 1.5572 0.04356 271 156 79 36
245 What's Consumer Reports say about the frequency of repair? 1.5560 0.04272 259 144 86 29
246 I’ll give you a deal because I don’t want to have to drag it back into the house. 1.5560 0.04298 268 152 83 33
247 Tell your mother it’s also long and hard and filled with seamen. 1.5552 0.04460 308 193 59 56
248 If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1.5551 0.04292 263 148 84 31
249 Sorry, the price is classified. 1.5551 0.04326 263 149 82 32
250 Yes, I'm aware that it's going to leave a big dead spot in the grass. 1.5538 0.04564 260 154 68 38
251 Codes?...Sure, why not. 1.5534 0.04305 262 148 83 31
252 It's yours for ten bucks. I lost the charger . 1.5534 0.04525 253 147 72 34
253 Sorry, the banks won’t approve any sub-prime loans” 1.5532 0.04404 282 168 72 42
254 No, I don't have the original box it came in. 1.5531 0.04240 273 155 85 33
255 O.K. $1.6 billion, but cash only. 1.5523 0.04163 277 156 89 32
256 For that price, you figure out how to get it home. 1.5523 0.04225 277 158 85 34
257 Your mom doesn't have to know. 1.5522 0.04459 268 158 72 38
258 No, I’m sorry, it doesn’t come in yellow. 1.5519 0.04371 270 157 77 36
259 Do you want that in rubles or dollars? 1.5508 0.04451 256 148 75 33
260 She's only got about 12,000 leagues on her. 1.5500 0.04366 260 149 79 32
261 These will go perfectly with my iron curtains 1.5498 0.04826 251 155 54 42
262 Apparently I don’t work well under pressure. 1.5496 0.04169 262 145 90 27
263 I'd get it if it were yellow. 1.5495 0.04304 273 158 80 35
264 A billion-six AND you throw in the golf clubs… 1.5492 0.04448 264 155 73 36
265 Is it real? Of course it's real. What would an admiral be doing with a fake sub on his lawn? 1.5492 0.04283 264 150 83 31
266 It was never yellow, and I am not Sgt. Pepper. 1.5490 0.04568 255 151 68 36
267 I'm selling it for a Russian friend. 1.5486 0.04405 257 148 77 32
268 I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of your purchase. 1.5485 0.04033 268 146 97 25
269 The price does not include shipping 1.5484 0.04452 248 142 76 30
270 'But of course, the uranium-238 is extra.' 1.5483 0.04133 259 142 92 25
271 No, my kid lost the torpedoes. 1.5472 0.04338 254 144 81 29
272 How much for the sub AND the chair? 1.5469 0.04419 245 139 78 28
273 Lowest I’ll go is 20,000 leagues. 1.5468 0.04091 278 156 92 30
274 In U.S. or Australian dollars?" 1.5465 0.04322 269 156 79 34
275 Can I ask you to hold this for me? I want to be sure I don't have one at home. 1.5455 0.04757 242 146 60 36
276 I don't know . . . for $1.2 billion I think you should include the original box. 1.5455 0.04313 275 161 78 36
277 I can't believe they let you work from home. 1.5455 0.04498 242 139 74 29
278 We don't go to the lake much anymore... 1.5455 0.04382 242 136 80 26
279 It’s just not sparking joy for me anymore. 1.5447 0.04475 257 151 72 34
280 Best days in a man’s life are when he buys a sub and sells a sub, am I right? 1.5443 0.04491 237 135 75 27
281 How many leagues to the gallon does it get? 1.5436 0.04436 241 137 77 27
282 Are the launch codes included? 1.5434 0.04137 265 148 90 27
283 Has it had more than one owner? 1.5427 0.04452 234 132 77 25
284 It comes with an underwater mortgage. 1.5425 0.04719 247 150 60 37
285 I'll take two subs to go, please. 1.5420 0.04398 238 134 79 25
286 I've never been to an Old Navy yard sale before. 1.5415 0.04280 253 143 83 27
287 That’s nautical miles, of course. 1.5405 0.04450 259 153 72 34
288 I'm selling it "As Is," but I guarantee it runs silent and runs deep. 1.5404 0.04640 235 138 67 30
289 No the nuclear warheads are extra. 1.5397 0.04438 252 147 74 31
290 Everything works but the 8-track player. 1.5395 0.04706 228 134 65 29
291 It's been in my family for 3 generations. Well... not my nuclear family. 1.5393 0.04349 267 157 76 34
292 Tell you what - you buy three DVD's and I'll throw in the submarine. 1.5391 0.04562 243 143 69 31
293 Because of the nuclear reactor you get unlimited hot water. 1.5382 0.04295 249 141 82 26
294 is it water proof or just water resistant? 1.5378 0.04416 251 146 75 30
295 I get paid on decommission. 1.5375 0.04600 253 153 64 36
296 All right, if you get it off my lawn by six, I'll throw in the nuclear missiles. 1.5374 0.04425 227 127 78 22
297 Do you still have the manual? 1.5371 0.04692 229 135 65 29
298 It's vintage. 1.5371 0.04692 229 135 65 29
299 There's no story, I just found it when cleaning out my attic. 1.5370 0.04409 257 151 74 32
300 Mind if I pop the hood? 1.5360 0.04675 222 129 67 26
301 Do you have anything in yellow? 1.5360 0.04711 250 154 58 38
302 Three billion dollars or best offer." 1.5359 0.04413 237 135 77 25
303 It's not for sale. I'm just working from home these days. 1.5356 0.04770 239 146 58 35
304 You know the French are giving these away for free! 1.5354 0.04552 254 153 66 35
305 It's not for sale. My wife gets the house, the car, the kids, the dog, and child support. I get the sub and whatever I make from this yard sale. 1.5348 0.04512 230 132 73 25
306 They let you keep the company vehicle when you retired? 1.5347 0.04608 245 147 65 33
307 If this doesn’t sell my wife is going to go ballistic. 1.5342 0.04773 234 142 59 33
308 No. My wife threw out the missiles years ago. 1.5342 0.04577 234 137 69 28
309 U-boat?" " Yes, that's my boat. "U-boat." "Yes. mine." "Never mind. 1.5333 0.04471 255 152 70 33
310 Is free shipping included? 1.5330 0.04724 227 135 63 29
311 How much am I asking? Sir, that’s classified. 1.5330 0.04337 227 126 81 20
312 Of course, your mileage may vary. 1.5318 0.04573 220 126 71 23
313 Of course, I'll throw in some uranium. 1.5316 0.04374 237 135 78 24
314 The neighbor down the street is selling one three dollars less. 1.5312 0.04492 256 154 68 34
315 Is it compatible with my apple watch 1.5312 0.04558 224 129 71 24
316 No, your mechanic can't take a look. 1.5308 0.03944 260 142 98 20
317 Mind if I take it for a spin? 1.5306 0.04348 245 141 78 26
318 That sub buoyed my career and sank my marriage. 1.5305 0.04684 213 123 67 23
319 It will get you both under the radar and on the radar. Thats all I´m comfortable saying. 1.5302 0.04526 232 135 71 26
320 It's perfect for a nuclear family. 1.5302 0.04767 232 141 59 32
321 GPS not working? 1.5292 0.04254 240 135 83 22
322 Yes, “as is.” 1.5282 0.04385 248 145 75 28
323 Damn town says I can't Air BnB it. 1.5281 0.04188 267 155 83 29
324 Unlike me, I'm suggesting you check with your wife first. 1.5279 0.04674 233 140 63 30
325 Will you throw in the Captain's Hat? 1.5279 0.04674 233 140 63 30
326 I’ll take it. No, I’m sure France won’t mind. 1.5272 0.04773 239 148 56 35
327 Forty bucks? We paid 2.8 billion less than two years ago. 1.5263 0.04586 228 134 68 26
328 How did you get this past the HOA? They fined me for parking an RV on the grass. 1.5263 0.04365 266 160 72 34
329 I have to let it go. It puts me under a lot of pressure. 1.5263 0.04846 209 124 60 25
330 No, it doesn’t come in yellow. 1.5261 0.04812 211 125 61 25
331 There will be some trial and error. The instruction manual is classified. 1.5256 0.04458 234 136 73 25
332 No, the sub does not have USB ports, but there are plenty of cup holders. 1.5254 0.04430 236 137 74 25
333 Is that the only one that you have? 1.5254 0.04629 236 142 64 30
334 The two best days in a submarine owner’s life: the day you buy the sub, and the day you sell the sub. 1.5243 0.04851 206 122 60 24
335 5 million and I'll help tie it to your car. 1.5242 0.04295 227 127 81 19
336 do you have one in yellow? 1.5240 0.04736 229 139 60 30
337 Is it fully loaded? 1.5238 0.04459 231 134 73 24
338 No, I don't have the box it originally came in. 1.5234 0.04987 214 132 52 30
339 Mileage? Super low. It was driven by a little old lady, only back and forth to North Korea on Sundays. 1.5231 0.04730 216 128 63 25
340 Can you hold this for me? I need to check with my wife. 1.5230 0.04509 239 142 69 28
341 We lost the remote control but it still has its nuclear warheads. 1.5229 0.04831 218 132 58 28
342 It's a Naval Yard sale. 1.5224 0.04839 201 118 61 22
343 Well, so far, the Navy hasn’t missed it. 1.5220 0.05014 205 125 53 27
344 Actually that's not for sale. It's just a sublet. 1.5217 0.04736 207 121 64 22
345 What submarine? 1.5215 0.05169 209 132 45 32
346 My wife didn't approve of all the seamen around the house. 1.5213 0.05042 211 131 50 30
347 Is that “as is”? 1.5213 0.04670 211 123 66 22
348 It’s not “waterproof”, but it is “water resistant”, and no, I won’t sell the nuclear missiles separately. 1.5211 0.04462 261 160 66 35
349 I named her 'Toys R USSR' 1.5207 0.04576 217 126 69 22
350 We're strictly cash and carry. 1.5202 0.04894 198 117 59 22
351 Blocking your driveway? Do you really want to fight about this? 1.5202 0.04663 223 133 64 26
352 I don't think "slight ding" fully describes the torpedo entry hole on the aft starboard panel sir! 1.5197 0.04572 229 136 67 26
353 Paint it yellow and I'll buy it for a song. 1.5197 0.04817 229 142 55 32
354 Do you mind if we plug in to see if it still works? 1.5197 0.04179 229 127 85 17
355 Oh, the trailer? That's extra. 1.5179 0.04787 195 113 63 19
356 Unfortunately I am not authorized to bargain. 1.5178 0.04965 197 118 56 23
357 No uranium. I converted it to run on used cooking oil. 1.5177 0.04618 226 135 65 26
358 Late night Amazon purchase. 1.5176 0.05130 199 123 49 27
359 But does it have a back-up camera? 1.5174 0.04762 230 142 57 31
360 “So, the homeowners association is OK with the lawn ornament, but not the yard sale?” 1.5171 0.04581 234 141 65 28
361 Sorry son, not for sale, I'm just working from home. 1.5167 0.05080 209 131 48 30
362 Dollars or rubles? 1.5161 0.04849 217 133 56 28
363 You'd get a better price on it if this wasn't Kansas. 1.5161 0.04936 217 135 52 30
364 My wife is making me sell it. 1.5158 0.04878 190 111 60 19
365 Maybe not. My dad'll go ballistic. 1.5156 0.04785 192 111 63 18
366 Trust me, you can’t find these new right now. 1.5149 0.04823 202 120 60 22
367 Oh come on...everyone steals a few things from work occasionally. 1.5146 0.04392 239 141 73 25
368 My retirement gift. They ran out of gold watches. 1.5143 0.04688 210 124 64 22
369 The Second Amendment says it's okay. 1.5139 0.04686 216 129 63 24
370 I take the bicycle and I get that free? 1.5138 0.04699 218 131 62 25
371 you can have it for a buck, if you haul it away yourself... 1.5134 0.04649 224 135 63 26
372 I don't think it looks a thing like the one that mysteriously disappeared with it's captain off the coast of Maine on September 6, 1993 at 2:10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time 1.5130 0.04802 230 144 54 32
373 What size batteries does it take? 1.5126 0.05031 199 122 52 25
374 It’s my last one. 1.5126 0.04664 199 115 66 18
375 It runs great, but storing it is causing issues with the HOA. 1.5124 0.04685 201 117 65 19
376 Can I pay with an offshore account? 1.5124 0.04841 201 120 59 22
377 Would you happen to have one in yellow? 1.5123 0.05101 203 127 48 28
378 Sure, we can arrange a test dive 1.5119 0.04226 252 148 79 25
379 Turns out the subdivision covenants wouldn't allow it. 1.5111 0.04676 225 137 61 27
380 I can't fathom why it's here either. 1.5106 0.04974 188 112 56 20
381 Does the hat come with it? 1.5104 0.04842 192 113 60 19
382 How low will you go on this? 1.5101 0.04790 198 117 61 20
383 The ad implied that you were selling sandwiches. 1.5093 0.04866 216 134 54 28
384 It's worth about 94 beneficial social programs. 1.5081 0.05205 185 114 48 23
385 Since we moved to Colorado, it’s been used very little. 1.5076 0.04473 197 111 72 14
386 Runs great. Just don't have room for it anymore. 1.5075 0.04738 201 119 62 20
387 not for sale. it just doesn't fit in the garage. 1.5075 0.04578 201 116 68 17
388 And she's nuclear so you don't have to worry about gas prices. 1.5073 0.04619 205 120 66 19
389 When the Australians reneged on our deal, we had to move these things fast. 1.5071 0.04525 211 123 69 19
390 We no longer need it. It's French. 1.5065 0.04826 231 147 51 33
391 Haven’t my tax payer dollars already paid for that? 1.5055 0.05154 182 111 50 21
392 It’s a great deal and only costs the fragile balance of power in the Pacific 1.5054 0.05128 186 114 50 22
393 Mileage? 1.5054 0.04955 186 111 56 19
394 Technically this is a boat, so shipping isn't included. 1.5053 0.04879 190 113 58 19
395 I bought it off a little old lady who only drove it on Sundays 1.5052 0.05063 192 118 51 23
396 Your ad - Nautilus for Sale - is a bit misleading…! 1.5052 0.04954 192 116 55 21
397 My wife sent me out for a Sub 1.5051 0.04999 198 122 52 24
398 I know it’s used. It’s still firm at $2,500,000,000.00. 1.5051 0.04790 198 118 60 20
399 That Australian deal fell through. 1.5050 0.04911 200 122 55 23
400 Wait, didn’t my taxes already pay for this? 1.5049 0.04889 204 125 55 24
401 What exactly do you mean by 'as is' ? 1.5047 0.04529 214 126 68 20
402 It leaks a bit, but otherwise it's in great shape. 1.5028 0.05138 177 107 51 19
403 I told you,no returns means no returns. 1.5028 0.05096 179 108 52 19
404 Yes, my property was caught up in the sub prime scandal 1.5027 0.05527 183 119 36 28
405 It would fetch a higher price if it were painted yellow. 1.5026 0.04844 195 117 58 20
406 I just never found a use for it. 1.5000 0.04704 212 129 60 23
407 Better act fast. Mr. Bezos is arriving soon. 1.5000 0.04899 192 116 56 20
408 Diesel. If it was nuclear, we could have sold it for full price. 1.5000 0.05009 192 118 52 22
409 The sub is free, but the 5.5 KG of U-235 to power it is $235 Million. 1.5000 0.05284 176 109 46 21
410 French surplus. No nuclear waste. 1.5000 0.04955 186 112 55 19
411 Sure, I'll throw it in with the TV stand and the golf clubs, but you'll have to get it out of here. 1.5000 0.04790 198 119 59 20
412 I saw one just like this in France, but it was a lot cheaper. 1.5000 0.05513 174 111 39 24
413 No, it doesn't include the crew. 1.5000 0.04636 204 121 64 19
414 At the retirement party they said I could keep whatever I liked 1.5000 0.05136 168 100 52 16
415 Yeah, we’ve had some unexpected expenses arise so we’re selling off a few things to keep our heads above water 1.5000 0.04874 184 109 58 17
416 I have to sell it, I'm underwater. 1.4978 0.04370 225 133 72 20
417 It's one hundred and sixty-eight billion, but I'll negotiate. 1.4976 0.04536 207 122 67 18
418 Is this where I redeem my punchcard for one free sub? 1.4974 0.05096 193 121 48 24
419 It’s half a sub, but it comes with chips 1.4974 0.05232 189 120 44 25
420 The Australians didn't want it anymore. 1.4973 0.04994 187 114 53 20
421 Electric or diesel!? 1.4973 0.04994 187 114 53 20
422 No, I can't tell you how its been used. 1.4972 0.04645 179 102 65 12
423 My wife says, when you retire to just have to let things go. 1.4950 0.04721 202 122 60 20
424 Do you have a bag? 1.4949 0.05151 198 127 44 27
425 Monsieur, are you certain Australia doesn’t want this? 1.4949 0.05038 196 123 49 24
426 Could I take her for a test drive? 1.4947 0.05048 190 118 50 22
427 Why are all the instructions written in French with Australian translations? 1.4944 0.05300 178 112 44 22
428 How can 'what happens when you flush the toilet' be classified information? 1.4943 0.05284 176 110 45 21
429 Because this is a naval yard. 1.4930 0.04562 215 130 64 21
430 I'm sorry, that's classified. 1.4928 0.04606 209 126 63 20
431 I asked myself if it sparked joy, and… 1.4927 0.04871 205 128 53 24
432 Water resistant? 1.4923 0.04733 195 117 60 18
433 Guess you got a sub-prime loan. 1.4923 0.04951 195 121 52 22
434 Forget the Joneses, this'll help you keep up with NATO! 1.4921 0.04917 191 117 54 20
435 She's got a few miles on her, but if you want to hide in the Arctic Circle for a few months, a steal." 1.4920 0.05051 187 116 50 21
436 Oh, that thing? It’s not really for sale . . . But I guess I could throw it in if you buy the aircraft carrier. 1.4918 0.05305 183 117 42 24
437 I picked it up surplus from France. It was ordered but never used. 1.4911 0.05044 169 101 53 15
438 Sorry, launch codes aren't included. 1.4906 0.04656 212 130 60 22
439 No, we lost the remote control. 1.4901 0.04875 202 126 53 23
440 If the sub isn't your thing, I also have a slightly used aircraft carrier around back. 1.4900 0.04962 200 126 50 24
441 No you can't take it out for a spin. 1.4896 0.04898 192 118 54 20
442 Its two for one son. do you also want the battleship or the aircraft carrier? 1.4896 0.04953 192 119 52 21
443 The invoice was for 17 billion, but I'll let you have it for two. 1.4890 0.05384 182 118 39 25
444 Typical bait & switch. All right, how much more for the torpedos? 1.4888 0.04862 178 106 57 15
445 Careful! The tip is very sensitive. 1.4884 0.05116 172 105 50 17
446 The school down the street has a sign... They are looking for subs! 1.4883 0.04688 213 132 58 23
447 Yeah, kid, you can try it. But if you break it, you own it. 1.4880 0.05036 166 99 53 14
448 Sorry, the kids lost the torpedoes years ago. 1.4880 0.05249 166 102 47 17
449 Yes, you can find the user's manual on-line. 1.4877 0.05485 162 102 41 19
450 You don't see these in yard sales any more. 1.4877 0.05623 162 104 37 21
451 Did it not bring you joy, sir? 1.4875 0.05169 160 96 50 14
452 I’d tell you, but it’s classified. 1.4872 0.04676 195 117 61 17
453 My team's working from home, so we're getting rid of some of the old office space." 1.4868 0.05011 189 118 50 21
454 Can I test dive it? 1.4868 0.04954 189 117 52 20
455 Of course when I say 'low mileage' I mean almost all the mileage was below sea level. 1.4863 0.04768 183 109 59 15
456 Does it float? 1.4862 0.04931 181 110 54 17
457 How 'bout I throw in the golf clubs in lieu of the missing warheads? 1.4861 0.04498 216 131 65 20
458 | "Last week there was one for half the price two streets from here". 1.4860 0.05033 179 110 51 18
459 Actually, out here we call them hoagies. 1.4860 0.04855 214 137 50 27
460 So I ONLY pay for shipping and handling? 1.4855 0.04892 173 103 56 14
461 Oh you’re French? Sorry, not for sale. 1.4855 0.05351 173 110 42 21
462 Throw in the skis, the clubs and your hat, and you've got a deal. 1.4852 0.05043 169 102 52 15
463 Sorry, I can’t sell the periscope separately. 1.4847 0.04878 196 122 53 21
464 I saw it cheaper online 1.4845 0.05439 161 101 42 18
465 Well, we paid $1.2 billion, but if you want it and the skis, we’ll let them both go for $16. 1.4837 0.05052 184 115 49 20
466 At least she didn't get the sub. 1.4828 0.04940 174 105 54 15
467 Because it’s ruining the lawn, that’s why. 1.4824 0.05158 170 105 48 17
468 No, son, it doesn’t have On Star or Sirius XM but it runs silent and deep. 1.4819 0.04878 193 120 53 20
469 Is it compatible with my EV charging station? 1.4815 0.05197 162 99 48 15
470 I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the submarine to which you are referring. 1.4815 0.04780 189 115 57 17
471 Canada will take as many as you have. Just remove the Australian flag. 1.4813 0.04934 187 116 52 19
472 I suggest you measure your garage first." 1.4808 0.05102 156 93 51 12
473 I'm under water on the payments. 1.4807 0.04867 181 110 55 16
474 My wife said she's tired of my bringing work home. 1.4804 0.04776 179 107 58 14
475 It’s a submarine, so no, it’s not for sail. 1.4804 0.05451 179 118 36 25
476 Yes, "as is" includes torpedos. 1.4802 0.04814 177 106 57 14
477 Isn't that supposed to be yellow? 1.4802 0.05073 177 110 49 18
478 You wouldn’t happen to have two of these, would you? 1.4802 0.04814 177 106 57 14
479 Low mileage. Only one owner. 1.4802 0.04719 202 125 57 20
480 I used to think those comic book ads for submarines were a scam. 1.4800 0.05115 175 109 48 18
481 If I took that home, my mom would go nuclear. 1.4800 0.04481 200 119 66 15
482 But, do you have the original owner’s manual? 1.4790 0.05085 167 102 50 15
483 Australia just bought it, but I can get you a French one." 1.4788 0.05129 165 101 49 15
484 Sure, it still sinks. 1.4783 0.04872 184 113 54 17
485 I hope you're good at parallel parking. 1.4783 0.05438 161 102 41 18
486 It’s not for sale; but if you enlist, I can promise you one just like it. 1.4780 0.05341 159 99 44 16
487 This looks remarkably similar to my submarine that went missing last Thursday. 1.4777 0.05466 157 99 41 17
488 I hate to sell it, but I’m underwater on the loan. 1.4777 0.05540 157 100 39 18
489 My wife says I have too many of them. So, I have to sell a few. 1.4775 0.05052 178 111 49 18
490 Sure, it's safe for your kids. It's ideal for today's nuclear family. 1.4773 0.05220 176 112 44 20
491 Our boys have outgrown it. 1.4771 0.05087 153 91 51 11
492 Of course I have the title. 1.4767 0.04698 172 101 60 11
493 We've outgrown it. 1.4765 0.05352 149 91 45 13
494 We just got tired of mowing around it. 1.4765 0.05020 170 104 51 15
495 It sleeps 24, but my wife hates the little kitchen. 1.4762 0.04773 168 99 58 11
496 No I’m just an ordinary American living in the suburbs…why, did my neighbors say something? 1.4762 0.05403 168 108 40 20
497 If you didn't like the $800 price tag on the hammer, you don't want to know the price of the sub. 1.4759 0.05518 166 108 37 21
498 We don’t have it in yellow. You should try Sgt. Pepper’s house down the road. 1.4751 0.05516 181 122 32 27
499 I'm not allowed to tell you what it was used for, but let's just say it aved-say the orld-way. 1.4744 0.05100 156 94 50 12
500 How many miles on it? 1.4743 0.04782 175 105 57 13
501 Not for sale. It's just a lawn ornament. 1.4737 0.05134 171 107 47 17
502 Can I use my free foot long coupon on this? 1.4734 0.05110 169 105 48 16
503 With the improved housing market we're no longer underwater 1.4733 0.05241 150 91 47 12
504 It also runs on 124 AA batteries. 1.4724 0.05594 163 107 35 21
505 Fully loaded? 1.4722 0.05252 180 117 41 22
506 She’s a fine vessel, sunk the Universal Healthcare bill just last week 1.4720 0.05436 161 103 40 18
507 Do you offer free shipping? 1.4719 0.05296 178 116 40 22
508 Is it under warranty? 1.4716 0.04897 176 108 53 15
509 Sir, I understand that your tax payer dollars paid for this, but all items are priced as marked. 1.4714 0.04587 210 131 59 20
510 The cost is only $100, but the delivery charge to the ocean of your choice is $5 million. 1.4713 0.05538 157 101 38 18
511 I bought it at the beginning of the pandemic for my work-from-home setup but I just never use it 1.4713 0.05077 157 95 50 12
512 Red October!? I've been on the Hunt for this one for years! 1.4713 0.05003 174 108 50 16
513 Is $2.8 Billion your best price? 1.4713 0.05003 174 108 50 16
514 Technically sir it is a houseboat 1.4709 0.04658 189 115 59 15
515 How much does it usually cost to fill the tank? 1.4709 0.04777 189 117 55 17
516 Make an offer, but you’ll have to outbid China. 1.4706 0.05491 153 97 40 16
517 You’ll need it when this whole area is underwater 1.4706 0.05155 170 107 46 17
518 Does the uniform come with that? 1.4702 0.04619 168 98 61 9
519 Let’s just say the pension was not what one would consider sufficient. 1.4702 0.05300 151 93 45 13
520 I'll need a box. 1.4702 0.05623 151 97 37 17
521 I wouldn't be selling it if we weren't underwater. 1.4699 0.05010 183 116 48 19
522 Don’t worry; it’s protected by the second ammendment. 1.4694 0.05654 147 94 37 16
523 With delivery? 1.4689 0.05195 177 114 43 20
524 Yes, AA batteries included 1.4689 0.04743 177 107 57 13
525 It's much nicer than a doghouse when your wife is angry. 1.4686 0.04982 175 109 50 16
526 It’s a discontinued French model. 1.4685 0.05326 143 87 45 11
527 Well, no, it doesn't come with enriched uranium to power the nuclear reactor, but what if I sweeten the deal with that waffle maker you had your eye on? 1.4683 0.04767 205 131 52 22
528 Can you plug it in so I know it still works? 1.4682 0.05089 173 109 47 17
529 Ummm, can you move her, she's blocking my drive. 1.4674 0.05048 184 118 46 20
530 Fusion or fission? 1.4671 0.05106 152 92 49 11
531 Sorry young man. I did have an aircraft carrier but I sold it five minutes before you came. 1.4667 0.05065 150 90 50 10
532 No son, cruise missiles are not included, but we'll throw in the skis. 1.4667 0.05267 165 105 43 17
533 We’re selling the yard not the submarine 1.4667 0.05473 165 108 37 20
534 It’s nuclear so you get fantastic fuel economy 1.4658 0.05215 161 101 45 15
535 I've been looking all over for one of these. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
536 And you're sure the Navy won't notice it's missing? 1.4650 0.05074 157 96 49 12
537 How much for the 600 foot party sub ? 1.4649 0.04968 185 118 48 19
538 It came with the job. 1.4647 0.04946 170 105 51 14
539 Is this the Bezos, Branson, or Musk version? 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
540 No, it’s my first navy yard sale 1.4647 0.05220 170 109 43 18
541 No--I'm a doorman. Why? 1.4643 0.06283 140 96 23 21
542 I never borrowed that from you. 1.4641 0.05409 153 97 41 15
543 Do you include shipping? 1.4641 0.05643 153 100 35 18
544 Once I sell the other stuff it'll fit back in the garage. 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
545 No wheels. You'll need an ocean." 1.4633 0.05004 177 112 48 17
546 It's free...but we charge 1 million dollars to move it for you 1.4629 0.05174 175 113 43 19
547 With global warming it will be useful even downtown… 1.4624 0.05087 173 110 46 17
548 I'd ask more, but my ex got the launch codes. 1.4615 0.05635 156 103 34 19
549 I'm sorry: I'm holding that for Australia. 1.4615 0.05333 156 99 42 15
550 The nuclear codes are extra. 1.4610 0.04973 154 93 51 10
551 The CIA is cool with it. The HOA, however ... 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
552 ' I'd like to have a test drive before I buy it." 1.4604 0.05133 139 83 48 8
553 Yes, I accept Russian money... 1.4602 0.04892 176 110 51 15
554 You have to be over eighteen if you want the warheads. 1.4601 0.05452 163 107 37 19
555 I guess that wasn't a typo. 1.4599 0.05581 137 86 39 12
556 Yes, it comes with a $17,000 wrench. 1.4595 0.05862 148 99 30 19
557 I'll take it. Do you have change for a $20? 1.4595 0.05703 148 97 34 17
558 Our third vehicle is an aircraft carrier. 1.4595 0.05622 148 96 36 16
559 Is it used? 1.4591 0.05027 159 98 49 12
560 Will you throw in the cap too 1.4591 0.05106 159 99 47 13
561 France was unloading them for cheap. 1.4586 0.05383 157 101 40 16
562 I picked it up at a flea market in Paris. 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
563 Throw in the golf clubs and I'll take it. 1.4583 0.05126 168 107 45 16
564 I can't go any lower. 1.4583 0.05476 144 91 40 13
565 It was owned by a little old navy who only drove it to church on Sundays 1.4583 0.05903 144 96 30 18
566 For an extra dollar I'll put it in a bag. 1.4581 0.05197 155 97 45 13
567 No, the trailer isn't included. 1.4581 0.05356 155 99 41 15
568 Kid, you can paint it yellow, or any other color as far as I am concerned. 1.4578 0.05309 166 108 40 18
569 No, as is where is, the sea is your problem. 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
570 With the drought its much more noticeable. 1.4578 0.05240 166 107 42 17
571 We're under water. Make an offer. 1.4571 0.04843 175 109 52 14
572 You got one of these in yellow? 1.4570 0.05772 151 101 31 19
573 Does it come with the nuclear option? 1.4570 0.05617 151 99 35 17
574 Yes, it's $5, but shipping is $4 million. 1.4566 0.05018 173 110 47 16
575 I just need the nuclear reactor to power my Xbox. 1.4565 0.05738 138 89 35 14
576 Banging? I don't hear any banging. 1.4564 0.05831 149 100 30 19
577 Okay,kid. Take her off my hands and I’ll throw in a few CDs. 1.4564 0.05428 149 95 40 14
578 It'll be perfect for my new dive bar. 1.4558 0.05648 147 96 35 16
579 If I don't sell it today, my wife'll give me Das Boot. 1.4557 0.05357 158 102 40 16
580 No, it doesn't come with the codes. 1.4552 0.05465 134 83 41 10
581 A few leaks here and there, but the missiles work. 1.4552 0.06050 134 89 29 16
582 All proceeds from this sale will go towards repaying student loans for about ninety thousand people. 1.4551 0.05558 156 103 35 18
583 Oh, when the ad said sub, I was thinking Italian 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
584 Blue sticker items are a quarter, green is a dollar, and red means learn Mandarin." 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
585 I priced it at $3.45 billion, but I’ll give it to you for $7 if you take the skis, too. 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
586 Gosh, I don't know. $5 billion? 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
587 How many leagues does it have on the clock? 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
588 My wife would kill me if I got another one, but if you throw in the table and chairs... 1.4540 0.05449 163 108 36 19
589 Trust me. You don’t want to get into a price war. 1.4539 0.05184 152 95 45 12
590 Your pool needs to be approximately 600 feet long sir. 1.4539 0.05465 141 89 40 12
591 I don’t know. How large is your fishtank? 1.4533 0.05317 150 95 42 13
592 Does it come fully loaded? 1.4527 0.05281 148 93 43 12
593 Does it come with a charger? 1.4524 0.05192 168 109 42 17
594 A hundred bucks—but you’ve gotta move it yourself. 1.4522 0.05304 157 101 41 15
595 I found a torpedo in my yard. Would you happen to know anything about that? 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
596 No son, you can't 'take it for a spin'. This is Iowa. 1.4514 0.05383 144 91 41 12
597 They always look bigger out of the water. 1.4514 0.05472 144 92 39 13
598 You say your mom only drove it to church on Sundays? 1.4514 0.05647 144 94 35 15
599 Sorry, son. The ad is classified. 1.4511 0.05891 133 87 32 14
600 How low will you go with this? 1.4510 0.05403 153 99 39 15
601 1.3 billion, missiles and delivery included. Unless you are a member of congress, in which case they are not included and the price will be higher. 1.4510 0.05403 153 99 39 15
602 I can’t tell you the price; it’s classified. 1.4510 0.05323 153 98 41 14
603 How many leagues does the warranty cover? 1.4503 0.05206 151 95 44 12
604 My wife won’t let me keep it. 1.4503 0.04848 171 107 51 13
605 Could you deliver this? 1.4500 0.04810 180 114 51 15
606 I’ll knock off 20% if you take it next high tide. 1.4500 0.05490 140 89 39 12
607 The retired admiral on the next block is only asking less than half that for his aircraft carrier. And it comes with airplanes. 1.4500 0.05299 140 87 43 10
608 Will you hold that for me while I check with my wife? 1.4500 0.04745 180 113 53 14
609 Affirmative. She's built for fission. 1.4494 0.05354 158 103 39 16
610 I hate to give it up, but we have a baby on the way... 1.4487 0.05248 156 100 42 14
611 Get it now and I'll throw in an aircraft carrier for free. 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
612 Is the uranium included? 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
613 Can you hold it for me, Captain? My mom said,'ask your father when he gets home' 1.4476 0.05315 143 90 42 11
614 Bonne journée, c'est australien ? 1.4476 0.05673 143 94 34 15
615 You want the price? You can't handle the price! 1.4476 0.05029 143 87 48 8
616 „My wife asked be to go out and get her a sub…..turns out she meant something else completely“ 1.4476 0.05586 143 93 36 14
617 It contains nuclear reactors, the latest missile system, and top secret technology.....so, yeah, I'll take $2.00. 1.4474 0.05506 152 100 36 16
618 "I'll throw in the launch codes, but you have to get your own hat. 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
619 Sorry, you can’t buy the torpedoes with it unless you’re over 18. 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
620 We need the money. Our house is underwater. 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
621 The parking tickets are killing me 1.4468 0.05271 141 88 43 10
622 I hate to be that guy, but I’m pretty sure you can’t park there 1.4464 0.05188 168 110 41 17
623 Nope, batteries not included. 1.4463 0.04865 177 113 49 15
624 I had the interior reupholstered in fine Corinthian leather. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
625 Will you be taking this with you or should we ship it? 1.4460 0.05609 139 90 36 13
626 Let's see - with the skis and monitor thrown in, that comes to an even $71,000,000,000. 1.4459 0.05531 148 97 36 15
627 That's a negative on a test drive. All sales are 'as is'. 1.4459 0.05300 157 102 40 15
628 Don’t tell me you’ve never played Cuban Missile Crisis. 1.4453 0.05180 128 77 45 6
629 Actually, it's the house we're selling. 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
630 Are we talking nautical miles or highway miles? 1.4453 0.05275 137 85 43 9
631 What do you mean the price is fractured alliances and broken promises?" 1.4437 0.05522 142 92 37 13
632 Yeah, I’m selling it “as is”. 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
633 I think this one was supposed to go to Australia. 1.4431 0.05277 167 111 38 18
634 Well that’s what the Navy calls it. A bouncy house. 1.4429 0.05935 140 95 28 17
635 Throw in the hat and you got a deal. 1.4429 0.06021 140 96 26 18
636 With the sub, you get a free lemonade. 1.4423 0.05243 156 101 41 14
637 All you gotta do is put some wheels on this baby and you've got the greatest food truck ever. 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
638 Yes, I’ll take a check, Timmy, but you’re sure you have $86 million in your account? 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
639 Just got tired of looking at it,I guess. 1.4416 0.05603 154 104 32 18
640 Actually, the brig is where we put the hagglers. 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
641 Do you provide free shipping?" 1.4414 0.05526 145 95 36 14
642 At the time, bidding on an abandoned storage locker seemed like a good idea. 1.4412 0.05598 136 88 36 12
643 Is this one “Made in China” too? 1.4412 0.05400 136 86 40 10
644 How much for the skis and the sub? 1.4406 0.05216 143 90 43 10
645 Can you hold it? I need to go ask my mom if it's okay. 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
646 Is it Bluetooth compatible? 1.4403 0.05094 159 102 44 13
647 When you need it, you'll know it. 1.4397 0.05266 141 89 42 10
648 Does it include free shipping? 1.4397 0.04866 141 85 50 6
649 Yes, it takes regular. 1.4397 0.05169 141 88 44 9
650 You break it, you buy it. 1.4394 0.05916 132 88 30 14
651 Would you be open to a trade? 1.4390 0.05789 123 79 34 10
652 The missus says I have to sell any toy I haven’t used in a year 1.4385 0.05569 130 83 37 10
653 Gotta move, my mortgage is underwater. 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
654 Yes, it is the Red October. And no, they never found it. 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
655 May I return it if it leaks? 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
656 Can you ship it to me? 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
657 I've got the manual somewhere around here, but it's written in French. 1.4371 0.05683 151 103 30 18
658 I hate to part with it, but I'm retiring to Arizona. 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
659 Is this the wireless model or will I also need an extension cord? 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
660 I can't tell you anything about it, but it's yours for a hundred bucks. 1.4362 0.05244 149 96 41 12
661 Sure, it LOOKS great, but is the uranium past its half-life? 1.4357 0.05190 140 88 43 9
662 No, missles are extra 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
663 Make it three billion and I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.4357 0.05479 140 91 37 12
664 USAA bundled it with our home and auto. 1.4357 0.05190 140 88 43 9
665 No, we are selling the house; we all live in the Yellow Submarine. 1.4356 0.05438 163 111 33 19
666 I'd totally buy this if it were, Yellow! 1.4356 0.05507 163 112 31 20
667 ...because we're downsizing and the new place doesn't have a pool. 1.4356 0.05002 163 105 45 13
668 Mind if I plug it in first to make sure it works? 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
669 Missiles sold separately. 1.4351 0.05208 131 81 43 7
670 My mortgage was also underwater. 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
671 I think the voices inside are speaking Russian. And they don’t sound happy. 1.4351 0.04955 154 97 47 10
672 I’m selling a few items to raise cash because I’ve been under water for a while. 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
673 We are big Beatles fans. But turns out living all together in a yellow submarine isn’t as comfy with kids. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
674 Not for sale. It's my lawn ornament. 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
675 No, I don’t have the box, but I still believe the price is fair. 1.4345 0.05344 145 94 39 12
676 That's actually part of a set of five, if you're interested. 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
677 We just don't have the space for it anymore. 1.4345 0.05606 145 97 33 15
678 I just need to take it for a quick test drive to be sure... 1.4345 0.05691 145 98 31 16
679 I bought it before I realized Montana was landlocked. 1.4344 0.06047 122 81 29 12
680 You know, most people call them hoagies 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
681 Around here we call it a hoagie. 1.4342 0.05170 152 98 42 12
682 I'm thinking of getting something electric." 1.4338 0.05187 136 85 43 8
683 Yes, the price includes the trailer. 1.4337 0.04787 166 105 50 11
684 Okay, I'll admit insurance is a nightmare. 1.4333 0.04862 150 93 49 8
685 No assembly necessary Just add water 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
686 No, this is not the home of the $5 sub deal. 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
687 The wife and I are in de-escalation mode. 1.4328 0.05448 134 86 38 10
688 The price? That's classified. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
689 Can I get a discount if I buy both the skis and the sub? 1.4324 0.05266 148 96 40 12
690 Hard to let go of, son. It's been our family since Ike. 1.4324 0.05088 148 94 44 10
691 No, there is no boat trailer. 1.4320 0.05487 125 79 38 8
692 Is that the nuclear version? I need it to complete my collection. 1.4318 0.05290 132 83 41 8
693 Does it come with a user's manual. 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
694 Only $25. And it comes with a $10,000 toilet seat. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
695 I'll take it if you throw in your uniform and sunglasses as well! 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
696 No, cash and carry. 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
697 So the operating manual is available online? 1.4312 0.05217 160 106 39 15
698 Can you hold this for me while I go buy a flatbed truck and divorce my wife? 1.4310 0.06026 116 76 30 10
699 It's a good price, and I'll waive the depth charge. 1.4308 0.05875 130 87 30 13
700 No, it does not come with the water skis. 1.4306 0.05088 144 91 44 9
701 Can I just take it for a quick test drive before I buy? 1.4306 0.04992 144 90 46 8
702 It’s on consignment…from France. 1.4306 0.05885 144 100 26 18
703 OK, fine. Buy the submarine and I’ll throw in the water skis for free. 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
704 I can come down to 2.2 billion. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
705 Don't suppose you kept the original packaging?" "Nah, but you can find the instructions easily enough online. 1.4305 0.04929 151 95 47 9
706 It would be worth more if it was in the original box. 1.4298 0.06706 114 80 19 15
707 Why are you surprised by the sub, this is a Navy Yard sale! 1.4298 0.06590 114 79 21 14
708 Yep, I feel I need to go nuclear 1.4297 0.05398 128 81 39 8
709 Do you deliver? 1.4296 0.05417 135 87 38 10
710 Sorry sir I don’t speak French but can you tell me how much you want for the sub 1.4296 0.05231 142 91 41 10
711 I could tell you how it works, but then I'd have to kill you. 1.4286 0.05970 133 91 27 15
712 It comes with a full galley, beds enough for a very large family and four nuclear weapons. 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
713 10 bucks, but I can't pick it up until the river floods again. 1.4286 0.05067 182 124 38 20
714 Is the service contract mandatory? 1.4286 0.05183 140 89 42 9
715 It only takes 42 "D" Batteries. 1.4286 0.04949 154 98 46 10
716 There's no way you're the captain of that thing, you're wearing a pilots costume 1.4277 0.05238 159 106 38 15
717 That depends, son. How big's your bathtub? 1.4276 0.05164 152 99 41 12
718 ‘Could you start it up so I can make sure it works?’ 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
719 How low are you willing to go with the sub? 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
720 Sorry, all we have is battleship gray. We’re all out of yellow. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
721 I sent it home by mail in pieces, then assembled it here . . . . 1.4275 0.05422 131 84 38 9
722 Hey, kid. I said don't touch it. You break it , it's yours. 1.4275 0.05201 131 82 42 7
723 I’ll knock off $5 since you’re my neighbor. 1.4274 0.05472 117 73 38 6
724 Fission or fusion? 1.4266 0.05743 143 98 29 16
725 Not for sale. It's only here because I am still working from home... 1.4266 0.05297 143 93 39 11
726 No, you have to buy the whole sub to get the nuclear fuel. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
727 Oh that? I got it during the housing crisis when I thought we were gonna be underwater. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
728 I'll take it if you can go a little lower. 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
729 Is it diesel or nuclear? 1.4261 0.05801 115 74 33 8
730 My mortgage was underwater 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
731 I understand that this is the bath toy mentioned on Craigslist? 1.4257 0.05082 148 95 43 10
732 Is that nuclear, or...you know, just the regular kind? 1.4254 0.05543 134 88 35 11
733 Actually, it's a climate friendly hybrid. 1.4250 0.05113 120 73 43 4
734 The federal government lists it at $ 895,000,000. I’ll give it to you for five dollars. 1.4241 0.05023 158 108 35 15
735 Does it come with nukes? 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
736 Do you provide shipping? 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
737 No, you can't take it for a test drive. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
738 Did you try 1-800-GOT JUNK? 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
739 Well, you could paint it yellow. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
740 Is the nuclear reactor still under warranty? 1.4236 0.05176 144 93 41 10
741 Is delivery included in the price? 1.4231 0.05446 130 84 37 9
742 It's only $5 at Subway. 1.4231 0.05067 156 102 42 12
743 It was a tough call, but it no longer gives me joy” 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
744 In the Philly suburbs we call it a “hoagie.” 1.4228 0.05773 123 81 32 10
745 Does it include floor mats? 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
746 I assure you it shrinks in the bathtub. 1.4222 0.05306 135 87 39 9
747 You will need to supply the uranium. 1.4220 0.05872 109 70 32 7
748 You can have it for cheap--I can't face getting it back into the basement. 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
749 Do you mind if I take it for a spin? 1.4218 0.05101 147 95 42 10
750 Cute. No, I'm not selling it because I'm under water. 1.4215 0.05839 121 80 31 10
751 I take it you would have preferred a gold watch. 1.4214 0.05076 140 89 43 8
752 I have to sell it. The mortgage is underwater. 1.4211 0.05252 133 85 40 8
753 Diesel or fission? 1.4211 0.05867 133 91 28 14
754 Does it come with security clearance? 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
755 Let’s talk maintenance. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
756 Didn't this used to be yellow, and we all lived there? 1.4206 0.05894 126 85 29 12
757 It's a stick shift. 1.4203 0.05616 138 93 32 13
758 We pay $600 for a hammer, so you do the math 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
759 Oh, that ones actually not for sail, it’s for submerge. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
760 She just needs new spark plugs and maybe a reactor core. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
761 I thought about painting it yellow. 1.4196 0.05900 112 73 31 8
762 Throw in the skis and I'll take it. 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
763 Automatic or stick? 1.4191 0.05577 136 91 33 12
764 how many leagues on it? 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
765 I’ll take it if you’ve got the box 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
766 Sorry. Delivery is extra. 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
767 Do the French know you’re selling? 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
768 I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a nuclear submarine on my front lawn…but yeah, it’s $25 if you can haul it. 1.4182 0.06110 110 73 28 9
769 We’re moving to Kansas. 1.4179 0.05927 134 93 26 15
770 Not for sale, OK, but you are willing to sub-let? 1.4179 0.05831 134 92 28 14
771 and it includes free shipping 1.4173 0.05639 127 84 33 10
772 I'll give ya $3 more if it's nuclear 1.4173 0.05413 127 82 37 8
773 Do you have the instruction manual? 1.4173 0.05413 127 82 37 8
774 If you have to ask. You probably can't afford it. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
775 Sorry, it's 'Don't ask, don't tell. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
776 So . . . the price is also classified? 1.4167 0.05747 120 79 32 9
777 If the torpedos work, I'll take it." 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
778 Why yes I was. Why do you ask? 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
779 Yes, son, you can buy it. The Second Amendment has no age restriction. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
780 Yes, it works. Do you want to plug it in? 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
781 Does it come with nuclear missiles? 1.4161 0.05348 137 90 37 10
782 No. My hat is not included in the price. 1.4160 0.04975 125 77 44 4
783 Too late, a guy from Australia just bought it! 1.4154 0.05859 130 89 28 13
784 That's not for sale, but I can give you a great deal on a wedding ring if you're interested. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
785 Sorry, that’s not for sale. My mother-in-law lives in there. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
786 Really impresses at the dive bars. 1.4153 0.05687 118 77 33 8
787 So you’re sure if I buy this I’m covered by the 2nd amendment ? 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
788 I'm not at liberty to disclose the cost. But I accept offers. 1.4148 0.05401 135 89 36 10
789 Stick shift or automatic? 1.4146 0.05528 123 80 35 8
790 forced to sell since our mortgage is under water 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
791 Do you take Venmo? 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
792 If you’re French , it’s not for sale. 1.4141 0.06027 128 89 25 14
793 Damn it - did my wife bring that out again? The submarine is not for sale. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
794 Give me a good price and I'll consider not turning you in for treason. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
795 How do I know it's not a knock-off? 1.4130 0.05010 138 88 43 7
796 And how much for just the periscope? 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
797 Can it go over Niagara Falls? 1.4127 0.05197 126 80 40 6
798 Sorry, the price is firm. I'm already underwater on it." 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
799 You've heard of Freud, haven't you? 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
800 Still in pretty good shape, just one tiny leak. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
801 I believe you mean, "I'll give you eight bucks for it, ADMIRAL." 1.4118 0.05056 136 87 42 7
802 I hate to sell it, but I’m downsizing. 1.4118 0.05392 119 76 37 6
803 Asking $2 billion, but...how much do you have in your pocket? 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
804 Can you wrap this up to go? 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
805 That's a great offer! But, I hope you don't mind me asking... what would you do with it in Arizona? 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
806 I found it in the park and thought it might be useful for someone 1.4107 0.05609 112 72 34 6
807 It's zero emissions. 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
808 Sorry, the nuclear missiles were all snapped up as soon as we opened this morning. 1.4103 0.05447 156 109 30 17
809 Do you happen to know if this was manufactured here or in China? 1.4101 0.05188 139 91 39 9
810 Yes, the nuclear codes are included. No extra charge. 1.4101 0.05188 139 91 39 9
811 It does have a certificate of authenticity. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
812 It runs just fine, but it no longer fits our lifestyle. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
813 It comes with a manual. In French of course. 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
814 What have you sunk into her. 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
815 I’m retiring to Arizona 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
816 It certainly does have ethically sourced and conflict-free mined metals. 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
817 It is a one-owner. How about two billion? 1.4088 0.05028 137 88 42 7
818 Its a repo 1.4087 0.05780 115 76 31 8
819 ... and are the original surface-to-air missiles included? 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
820 Amazon has really had to get creative with deliveries these days 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
821 Sure you can take it for a spin. I'll just need your driver's license, proof of insurance, and a list of all contacts to foreign nationals. 1.4083 0.05225 120 76 39 5
822 I’m into snorkeling now. 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
823 No, Sir, she's not for sail. 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
824 I saw the same one at Old Navy. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
825 How much for the paperweight? 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
826 My wife told me to bring some subs in case people got hungry. I could only find this one and now I’m thinking I did something wrong. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
827 USS Miami: only $10, but it needs $700,000,000 in repairs. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
828 It's vintage Cold War. For an extra five bucks, I'll throw in a Russian-speaking crew. 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
829 My wife will go ballistic if I buy this. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
830 It’s one of those useless retirement gifts. 1.4074 0.05740 108 70 32 6
831 Are the batteries included? 1.4074 0.05587 108 69 34 5
832 Does this model have a backup camera for parallel parking? 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
833 If you buy the nuclear warhead for $20MM, I can let you have the submarine for $7. 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
834 Yes I have the 50 million, but can I drive it first? 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
835 Will you accept Bitcoin for the sub? 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
836 Suppose this means you don't need me to cut the grass this week? 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
837 Yeah, for that price I can throw in the water skis. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
838 I'm not objecting to you holding a yard sale. I'm just asking that you do it over in your own yard. 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
839 I'm looking for something to release ballons for a gender reveal party. 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
840 Do you have one in blue? 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
841 Still got the instruction manual? 1.4060 0.05123 133 86 40 7
842 No, you can’t test drive it first. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
843 The price is classified. And, no, it doesn't come with a trailer." 1.4054 0.05149 148 99 38 11
844 That, I got at a surplus auction, in anticipation of my retirement, from the service. Long story short, 'Wife wants it OUT of the garage. 1.4052 0.05032 153 102 40 11
845 Can you hold this for me for about 15 minutes? I need to go home and measure my bathtub. 1.4052 0.06241 116 81 23 12
846 Do I look like the kind of guy that cares what the HOA says! 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
847 With or without the crew? 1.4048 0.05766 126 86 29 11
848 If it doesn't fit in my room, can I bring it back? 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
849 How did you get it out of the basement? 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
850 No, it doesn't come with cup holders. 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
851 Not for sale. It's my ride. 1.4044 0.05046 136 88 41 7
852 Dad, I still play with this one. 1.4040 0.06567 99 68 22 9
853 What tipped you off that this is an undercover sting operation? 1.4040 0.05729 99 63 32 4
854 The plutonium's extra. 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
855 Sorry! They only come in grey... 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
856 My sub-conscious self says this is not just a cigar 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
857 Well, the bake sale to fund a bomber idea never really caught on. 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
858 another classic case of forgetting to check the dimensions on eBay,huh? 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
859 Test drive? Sure. Keys are under the cup holder. 1.4035 0.06068 114 78 26 10
860 Normal wear and tear and you'll want to get the "check core" light on the reactor looked at but really, she's a steal at 1.5 billion. 1.4034 0.05108 119 75 40 4
861 Nuclear or conventional? 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
862 Let's put it this way, can you drive a stick? 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
863 Sorry, but I can’t break up a set. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
864 Retirement gift. 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
865 Sailors included? 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
866 I don't care what the song says, it doesn't come in yellow! 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
867 That was some rain we had last night, huh? 1.4016 0.06010 122 85 25 12
868 Does it vibrate? 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
869 I'll buy with the nuclear option. 1.4000 0.05278 135 90 36 9
870 The yard is $6 Billion - but it comes with a FREE nuclear submarine and two cruise missiles. 1.4000 0.06085 110 75 26 9
871 Do you have the docking station to go with it? 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
872 No. That is not a blimp and I do not fly it for Goodyear. 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
873 Batteries not included; just add water. 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
874 I can take this off your hands if you throw in the skis. 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
875 Do you see a sail? 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
876 It was formerly used by the Trump campaign to see how low he could go. 1.4000 0.06117 125 89 22 14
877 Paint it yellow and you've got a deal! 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
878 Please move your boat,you're blocking my drive. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
879 The way I see it, it's more of a silencer than a conversation piece. 1.4000 0.07107 100 73 14 13
880 My kids outgrew it. 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
881 You know how it goes. New model comes out and it just stops working. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
882 Diesel or electric? 1.4000 0.05601 120 80 32 8
883 No, it doesn't come with the missile codes. Sorry. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
884 Is it for sale or do you just want to impress your neighbours? 1.3984 0.05129 123 79 39 5
885 If you want, I'll throw in the water skis 1.3984 0.05258 123 80 37 6
886 Not nuclear? Sorry I was looking for nuclear. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
887 No offer is too low. It's diesel. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
888 I won't go any lower, but it goes to 450 meters. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
889 Does it come in another color? 1.3982 0.05413 113 73 35 5
890 It's a gently used French sub. No returns. 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
891 I wanted a yellow submarine. 1.3982 0.05557 113 74 33 6
892 I bought it when my mortgage was under water 1.3981 0.05252 108 68 37 3
893 Gotta sell it son, I'm transferring to Kansas! 1.3981 0.05875 108 72 29 7
894 The wife was cleaning out her military industrial complex. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
895 Runs like a top but the periscope is jammed. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
896 Really? The Red October? 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
897 Sorry, she’s not for sail. 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
898 I got a great deal from the French. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
899 That depends. How big is your pool? 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
900 One careful owner. Full service history. 1.3968 0.04922 126 80 42 4
901 Sleeps 120. 1.3967 0.05439 121 80 34 7
902 Oh that. It was only used once. 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
903 We bought one too, after our mortgage went underwater. 1.3967 0.05311 121 79 36 6
904 Congress finally decided to slash defense spending. 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
905 Can you throw in the uniform? 1.3967 0.05807 121 83 28 10
906 Can I control it with my cell phone? 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
907 Can I get a discount on the skis if I buy the submarine too? 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
908 That beauty? She's $2.8 billion, not including tax and shipping." 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
909 I have to check with my Mom 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
910 No, as is, I'm afraid. 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
911 Have you installed the most recent operating system yet? 1.3960 0.05983 101 67 28 6
912 Yes, it requires a trained crew, and yes, they're inside. Four dollars, please. 1.3960 0.05643 101 65 32 4
913 No, kid, it don't come in yellow. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
914 ......... and how many bathrooms? 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
915 (Sigh)…yes it is full of seamen. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
916 I bought it to work from home, selling now we're heading back to the office. 1.3945 0.05377 109 70 35 4
917 I just got it, okay? Don't ask so many questions. 1.3942 0.06470 104 73 21 10
918 Found it in the Arctic - I mean, the attic. 1.3942 0.05864 104 69 29 6
919 Does it come with water ? 1.3942 0.06324 104 72 23 9
920 I’ll give you fifty cents for it? 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
921 How’s the WiFi in this thing? 1.3936 0.06631 94 65 21 8
922 That's my regular commuter. She's not for sale. 1.3936 0.06091 94 62 27 5
923 No trailer??? 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
924 Yes, it comes with the crew. 1.3934 0.05277 122 80 36 6
925 If you want an F16, that’s at the Bake sale. 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
926 How low are you able to go? 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
927 What do you mean the price is classified? 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
928 Does it have any parking tickets? 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
929 That? Comes with the kiddie pool. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
930 I'll take bitcoin. 1.3922 0.05771 102 67 30 5
931 One owner. Low mileage. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
932 Where I’m from, we call them hoagies. 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
933 Just a souvenir from the office 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
934 Can I get a 6 inch? 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
935 I need something smaller for the bathtub. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
936 No son, you can't take it around the block. 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
937 What do you mean, 'Is it real?' 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
938 For you I can do $2.4 billion. 1.3916 0.04865 143 94 42 7
939 We're sold out. That's the display model. 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
940 Can you tell me how many leagues are on it? 1.3913 0.05341 115 75 35 5
941 You know, the yard sale next block over has a used super carrier for half what you want for the nuclear sub. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
942 I’ve never been to a garage sale in France before. Why are you selling this? 1.3909 0.06470 110 79 19 12
943 Warranty? 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
944 You won’t be disappointed, it is an excellent subletting opportunity. 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
945 I strongly recommend adding rust-proofing, porthole tinting, and extra cupholders." 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
946 New or used? 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
947 Um, my dad kicked the tire and now it's ticking. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
948 I’m a total beginner. Is it fairly user-friendly? 1.3900 0.05842 100 66 29 5
949 OK, I will throw in one torpedo attack on the target of your choice. 1.3900 0.06948 100 73 15 12
950 I hope you can appreciate the subliminal subtext. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
951 It was my grandfather's 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
952 We used it twice in the last 5 years. Since then it's been the most expensive clothes hanger we have. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
953 It works great! I took it out for a dip yesterday. 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
954 Do you validate parking? 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
955 Needs a tune-up and a skosh of uranium-235... 1.3889 0.05852 126 89 25 12
956 Throw in the golf clubs and you’ve got a deal. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
957 I know a guy who can get you torpedoes. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
958 Will I get my money back if the sea level isn’t rising after all? 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
959 Yes, the government is broke. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
960 Lightly used. Only drove it to church on Sundays. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
961 ...Just give me your outfit so I can drive this out of here with some dignity. 1.3881 0.05071 134 89 38 7
962 They said it had to be towable to donate. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
963 Sure, I'll throw it in with the VHS of 'Das Boot'. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
964 Combien? 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
965 Free shipping? 1.3874 0.05303 111 72 35 4
966 Wife doesn't like the colour 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
967 Yellow is extra. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
968 I ordered this online but it’s the wrong size. My son ripped the tag off so we can’t return it. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
969 I wouldn't call it 'gently' used. 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
970 We specialize in underwater mortgages. 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
971 The missile tubes make great tee shirt cannons. 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
972 There's a nest of squirrels in the engine room, but otherwise it's very clean. 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
973 Does that come in a foot long? 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
974 Yes, it does work, but it needs batteries 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
975 If you ask how much, you probably can’t afford it. 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
976 Cash only. 1.3861 0.05624 101 66 31 4
977 Then can you do 1.49 billion and throw in the propeller cozy? 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
978 Any discount if I buy both the water skis and boat? 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
979 I can go a little lower on it if you take the skis,too. 1.3860 0.05643 114 77 30 7
980 Homeowners Association rules state you cannot hold a yard sale in the neighborhood. 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
981 So, what kind of gas mileage does this thing get? 1.3857 0.05128 140 95 36 9
982 How deep does the discount go? 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
983 Let's just say it fell off the back of a truck. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
984 I'm downsizing to a snorkel." 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
985 Do I need a diving license? 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
986 We were cleaning out the basement and it’s just been gathering dust for years. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
987 Can you hold this for me? I just have to go ask my wife. But don't sell it till I get back, OK? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
988 Do you have just the one? 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
989 I can either knock another 10 bucks off, or you can pay the full 17 billion and I'll throw in those skis. 1.3852 0.05872 122 86 25 11
990 Can it run on corn oil? 1.3852 0.05390 122 82 33 7
991 What do you think it is?! It’s an underwater RV.” 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
992 The house is underwater. But I can sell the sub free and clear! 1.3852 0.05515 122 83 31 8
993 Sorry. You have to drive it home yourself. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
994 No,you have to provide you own plutonium. 1.3846 0.05518 104 68 32 4
995 It's French, so it may not be cheap but the galley is three stars. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
996 For an extra $5, I'll throw in a nuclear warhead. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
997 Hey, is this yours? 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
998 Well, how big is your pool, son? 1.3846 0.05685 104 69 30 5
999 I’d keep it if I could locate the other half. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
1000 I’m only looking to sublease, will that be a problem? 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
1001 Your tax dollars already paid for it but I will have to charge you a moving fee. 1.3840 0.05179 125 83 36 6
1002 It was only driven once, by a little old admiral from Virginia. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
1003 Is it still on warranty? 1.3839 0.05418 112 74 33 5
1004 Australia wouldn't take it. It's yours for nickel. 1.3839 0.05564 112 75 31 6
1005 It’s roomy, yet discreet, once you have it down in the water. 1.3838 0.05690 99 65 30 4
1006 We decided it was time to clean out the basement. 1.3835 0.04859 133 87 41 5
1007 Last question, Would you be willing to throw in the skis? 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
1008 That, my friend, is a nuclear powered pool toy. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
1009 How many knots on it? 1.3826 0.05466 115 77 32 6
1010 I’ll offer $1,748,956,442.56 for the used sub and not a penny more. 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
1011 No. Nuclear missiles not included. 1.3824 0.05119 136 92 36 8
1012 Сколько ты хочешь? 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1013 It’s lightly used, to work remotely. 1.3824 0.05752 102 68 29 5
1014 That item is classified. 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
1015 Of course I have the pink slip. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
1016 Do you charge extra to have it shipped? 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1017 Turns out 2020 was not a Good Year 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1018 Another piece from the Trump Estate? 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1019 I was going through a mid-life missile crisis when I bought that thing. 1.3814 0.06786 97 70 17 10
1020 It's a fucking submarine. 1.3814 0.06360 118 87 17 14
1021 Ten bucks if it were yellow, so let's say five. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
1022 Can you even drive a stick shift? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1023 Careful. You break it, you buy it. 1.3810 0.05477 105 69 32 4
1024 I’ll throw in the nuclear codes if you take it with you. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1025 I lived here before it was a subdivision 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1026 I’ve heard that everyone who invests in these things eventually goes under 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1027 Lowest I'll go is 20,000. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1028 No, my mechanic assured me the control rods are high quality boron 10, not those cheap after-market hafnium rods. 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
1029 Damn straight! When doomsday devices are outlawed, only outlaws will have doomsday devices! 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
1030 No, we don't deliver. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1031 It's amazing what you can find in an attic! 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1032 This looks like the one I had as a kid. Does it come with the Sean Connery action figure? 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1033 No, it’s not misleading. The RED OCTOBER SALE only applies to items on this side of the driveway. 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
1034 Can you start it up so I can see if it works? 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
1035 Yep, that mortgage is underwater too! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
1036 I noticed your submarine, how much? 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
1037 How often do you have to wind it up? 1.3793 0.06170 87 58 25 4
1038 That's double parked 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
1039 And...I'll throw in the skis. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
1040 I have one just like it, but I don't have an outfit to go with it. Can I just buy the uniform? 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
1041 Let me guess -- this is the French model. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1042 Sorry, son. A guy from down the street bought the battleship a couple of hours ago. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1043 Just consider the value; it’s already been underwater. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1044 Do you ship it too? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1045 I promised it to Iran, but if it’s not gone by the end of the day it’s all yours. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1046 Diesel engine, or nuclear? 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
1047 So do you have the title? 1.3782 0.04919 119 77 39 3
1048 The price tag says nine million, but I'll take twenty-five dollars. 1.3778 0.06033 90 60 26 4
1049 If it doesn’t float do I get my money back? 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
1050 Where did I get it? Uh, I'm not sure if I remember. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1051 If it doesn’t cause massive annihilation Can I exchange it for something else? 1.3772 0.05343 114 76 33 5
1052 Where else are you going to find a boat that can lurk under the polar icecap for six months? 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
1053 It’s perfect for your nuclear but not your extended family 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
1054 The uniform will cost extra. 1.3763 0.05703 93 61 29 3
1055 Well, I had sold it to Australia ... 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
1056 You might say it was my version of the van life. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1057 Diesel or Nuclear? 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1058 As is. Nuclear tipped missiles and other accessories available separately. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1059 Is this sub made in China or made for China? 1.3762 0.05777 101 68 28 5
1060 As is. Missles are extra. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
1061 I'll let it go for a buck, but you've got to sail it out of here. 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
1062 I don't deliver. 1.3761 0.05341 109 72 33 4
1063 If you can move it you can have it. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
1064 Yes, I have the pink slip. 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
1065 Batteries included? 1.3750 0.05167 120 80 35 5
1066 Only reason I'm selling is the damn homeowners association says I can't park it in the yard anymore. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1067 How much for the football? 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
1068 Are there any hidden fees or depth charges? 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1069 Excuse me,but would you have any grey poupon? 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1070 I can't let it go for under $100. It's a family heirloom. 1.3750 0.05590 96 63 30 3
1071 It's "as is." The nuclear codes cost extra. 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
1072 It was my work vehicle, I retired. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1073 And there’s no background check or waiting period, right? 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
1074 Is this new or used? 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
1075 For what your asking can you at least help me get it into my car? 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
1076 Can I try this out with my girlfriend? 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
1077 That's my ride. Just the items on the left are for sale. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
1078 The manual is in French 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
1079 The Hendersons down the street have a Virgina class going for $20 less than what you're asking. Can you match it? 1.3738 0.05715 107 73 28 6
1080 It's a divorce sale...she got the aircraft carrier. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1081 IT WAS PART OF MY SEPARATION PACKAGE! 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1082 Sorry, kid, you have to take the VHS tapes too 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1083 And about how long does it take to inflate it? 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1084 I tell you what, give me $1 billion and I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
1085 Is this Bush era? 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
1086 You can drive it home as soon as the tide comes in. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
1087 What do you mean, I'm too young to take it out? 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1088 Would you believe I already have one?! 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1089 I heard the Australian ones are better. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1090 Very low mileage. It was owned by my elderly parents who rarely took it from the garage. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
1091 Unfortunately, our mortgage is also underwater. 1.3719 0.05134 121 81 35 5
1092 It’s an earlier model. Runs on baking soda. 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
1093 You found the Red October I see 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
1094 Would you hold the nuclear sub for me while I run to the cash machine? 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
1095 Nuclear reactor not included. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1096 Because it’s the end of the day and you’re Australian I’ll knock 25% off the Magic set and throw in the sub. Deal? 1.3714 0.05457 105 70 31 4
1097 I used to keep it in my sub basement 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1098 How much for just the nukes? 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
1099 U-boat or the neighbor's boat? 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1100 Does this come with a tub? 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1101 No, that’s my ride. The car isn’t for sale either. 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
1102 It's free, provided you take these videocassettes with it. 1.3708 0.05623 89 58 29 2
1103 It can be both dangerous and Freudian, Todd. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
1104 It's like new, and made in France. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1105 No. I wouldn't be parting with it if I could deliver it. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
1106 It was part of my enlistment bonus ... why do you ask? 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
1107 I hear it's better than a man cave. Can you really stay submerged for months? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
1108 You say it was a retirement gift? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
1109 Retirement gift. I'd keep it but the wife says my hobbies have to fit in the gerage, so it's gotta go. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1110 The PTA is demanding that if National Defense needs more money, we need to hold yard sales and sell cookies as they do. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
1111 Go ahead, scope it out. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
1112 Hey, Karen from HOA sent me - you need a permit for yard sales. 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
1113 Yes, it can get to Staten Island . 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1114 Yes, you really do get to yell "dive, dive, dive." 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1115 I’m just asking for a friend 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
1116 You touch it - you buy it 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
1117 I will need to tow it home with my battleship 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
1118 You include an extended maintenance agreement? 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
1119 If you remove the MAGA bumpersticker, you’ve got yourself a deal, Mister. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1120 I’ve had one of these on my radar for years! 1.3696 0.06863 92 67 16 9
1121 It comes With the I-Pad. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
1122 Yes, it does impress the ladies. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
1123 It’s cheaper than moving to high ground in Vermont 1.3692 0.05021 130 88 36 6
1124 Yes, it’s fully operational, it runs on Baking Powder. 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
1125 Sorry, kid, as is, no test-dives. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1126 It no longer gives me joy. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1127 It’s the only mobile home immune to climate change 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
1128 Can I test drive it before I buy it? 1.3689 0.05342 103 68 32 3
1129 Wait, so if I found you on grinder, that's a sub and you're a hero, what's a hoagie? 1.3684 0.06010 114 82 22 10
1130 Do you still have the Allen key? 1.3684 0.05325 114 77 32 5
1131 Did you get it from the Army-Navy Surplus store? 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1132 I'm surprised you couldn't sell this here in Nebraska. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
1133 Yeah, but does it stream music? 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
1134 Well, you’ll need to top the Chinese offer. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
1135 Sorry, but that's my ride to work. 1.3684 0.05610 95 63 29 3
1136 Why the yard sale? Well, I’ve been underwater for some time now. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
1137 So you're also selling vacation time shares on this! Exactly how fast is the ocean rising around here? 1.3679 0.05416 106 71 31 4
1138 Will you take, like, fifteen bucks, delivery included? Or I could make it like maybe twenty, if you'll throw in your uniform." 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1139 How much for the party sub? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1140 It followed me home. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1141 The Taliban's got one on-line for half the price. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1142 Does it come with a boat trailer and hook up for my SUV? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1143 It has its ups and downs. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
1144 I'll give you $100 but the cartoonist has to redraw it in water. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
1145 I’m sorry, the deal is just for the boat. You’ll have to get your own uniform. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1146 Perfect for my move to New Orleans 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1147 I appreciate your interest, but a test drive is simply out of the question… 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1148 Does that include shipping? 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1149 No, no son. It’s pronounced “NEW-clee-er. 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
1150 It was $450 million brand new,but $20 is fine. 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
1151 3.5 billion dollars plus 10 cents for a bag. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1152 Whatever Kelly Blue Book says, you're gonna pay more. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
1153 Does it have a working toilet? 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1154 I'm from the neighborhood advisory board and uh... 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1155 Sorry, $3 billion is the lowest I can go. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1156 You can’t park there. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1157 The price include the uniform? 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
1158 I will take it but only with free delivery. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1159 When I stole it, it was called The Red October, but if you buy it, you can call it whatever you'd like. 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
1160 How low can you go. 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
1161 You shave off another fifteen bucks, I’ll ignore that dent, and we’ve got a deal. 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
1162 Paint it yellow and you can live a life of ease and have everything you need. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1163 Does that include lessons? 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1164 Okay, Kid - I'll throw in some free launch codes. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1165 It’s half off when you buy any of these dvds. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1166 Alright, Alright...I'll throw in the sub. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1167 Yes, it also comes in navy. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
1168 Sorry, batteries not included 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
1169 No satellite radio, but she gets great knots-per-gallon 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
1170 No, you may not take it for a test ride. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1171 It was either that or a gold watch 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1172 I was working from home, and then they said, "We have no space for it. Keep it a while longer." And then one thing led to another... 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1173 1-877-SUBS-4KIDS didn’t want it. Anything nuclear they don’t want near the children 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1174 That was a mistake. I should have ordered a 'hoagie'. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1175 are cup holders included? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1176 I misunderstood about the 100-foot submarine.  Do you ALSO cater?" 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1177 Faites-moi une offre 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1178 Is the extended warranty included? 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1179 The only part that's been underwater recently is the mortgage. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1180 The uranium is sold separately. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
1181 Can I try? 1.3628 0.05038 113 75 35 3
1182 Once my kids got older, they didn't want it anymore. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1183 You'll have to ask the owners. I'm just subbing for them. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1184 I assume you'll deliver it. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
1185 ”Is the manual online? 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
1186 Runs on baking soda. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1187 Turns out America is just not ready for lifesize military-themed bounce houses. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1188 In retrospect, I should have accepted the gold watch. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1189 For that I'm gonna need Bitcoin. 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
1190 Do I get the shore price? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1191 Of course it’ll help me destroy my seafaring enemies, but does it have leather interiors? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1192 Do you take bitcoin? 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1193 Do you have it in pink? 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1194 Yes it’s legal - I found a loop hole in the national security act 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
1195 ‘We just haven’t had much use out of it since moving to Kansas’ 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1196 I just don't have a use for it anymore. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1197 300 million, but I'll toss in the skis. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1198 It was a gift to my grandfather from Sean Connery 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1199 Hmmm, throw in those VHS tapes and we've got a deal. 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1200 Do you have the user manual? 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1201 But you sold it to me just last week for $300. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1202 It's the ultimate covid protection bubble, with climate crisis bonus. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1203 If you're interested, I can have it shipped to you. 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
1204 I see that the periscope is broken. Would you take $20 for it? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
1205 For that price, will you throw in the water skis? 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1206 If I buy the waterski, would you throw in the sub for free? 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1207 Yes my mortgage is underwater 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1208 I couldn't go a penny under $3 billion. I'd be underwater. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1209 Mrs. Nimitz won’t go down anymore either. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1210 I had a midlife Cuban Missile Crisis. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1211 HOW MUCH FOR JUST THE NUCLEAR REACTOR? 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1212 I brought my learner’s permit. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1213 Throw in a full reactor and you’ve got a deal. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1214 Can I take a test drive? 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1215 But it’s OK. I have a really big bathtub. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1216 Actually, I was looking for a dirigible. 1.3594 0.04927 128 87 36 5
1217 Because it's out of uranium. 1.3592 0.05494 103 70 29 4
1218 Diesel or nuclear powered? 1.3590 0.06045 78 52 24 2
1219 Will it be half off tomorrow? 1.3590 0.05216 117 80 32 5
1220 Uh,I don't suppose there's a taxpayer discount? 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1221 Can I see the Subfax report? 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
1222 I'm asking $50.00, but make me an offer. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1223 Yes, it is used. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1224 How much baking soda does it take to run this thing? 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1225 It’s missing one of the missile launch keys. 1.3587 0.05696 92 62 27 3
1226 Will you deliver? 1.3585 0.05394 106 72 30 4
1227 These prices are below sea level 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1228 It’s the latest in home security. 1.3585 0.05224 106 71 32 3
1229 Is this from the time when your worked at the Atlantic's Lost and Found section? 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
1230 I’ve been transferred to Nebraska so I won’t be needing it. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
1231 $3.45 billion. And I'll need to see two forms of ID. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1232 Yes, THAT submarine. 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1233 IS IT A ONE OWNER? 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1234 It’s a matching set with the pepper shaker out back. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1235 Sorry, not if you’re French. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
1236 The contract to build it went to a screen door company. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1237 So this is the result of defund the military. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1238 Subliminal advertising? 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
1239 Correct,sir. The nuclear warhead has been deactivated. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1240 It cost 9,582,631,081 new. You can have it for $4.50. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
1241 Gray? My cousin Ringo's got a yellow one 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1242 Cool! Does it come with torpedoes? 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1243 Is that available in red? 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
1244 So Admiral, you'll take $27.00 for the Sub and the bike, correct? 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
1245 Just add water and steer 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
1246 No, sorry, I can’t locate the owners manual. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
1247 On behalf of the Australian Government, can I pay double and not take delivery until 2050? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1248 Six million and I’ll throw in the golf clubs. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1249 That’s our NoAirBnB. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1250 Any previous owners? 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1251 I bought it back in '06 when they told me my mortgage was under water. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1252 Would you throw in the sunglasses? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
1253 We found it behind the decommissioned nuclear reactor. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1254 I broke it, I bought it. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1255 Oh, my wife said it was taking up too much room in the den. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1256 Between you and me you should probably buy this. I just sold your neighbour the tank. 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
1257 One point three billion... cash! 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
1258 Yeah, I gotta sell this thing quickly. They think I went down with the ship! 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1259 If it leaks I'm bringing back. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1260 Sorry, son. You have to be a big boy to take home a big toy. 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
1261 Is the patina natural or sprayed on? 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
1262 That’s not for sale, I’m just parking it for a friend 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1263 It was only used on weekend trips under the North Pole. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1264 Yes sir, only driven to church on Sundays. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1265 You'll need a sub-prime loan. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1266 yeah.. my dad bought it during the cold scare.. forgot it was in the garage 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1267 Does that come with the launch codes? 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1268 Do you have batteries for it? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1269 No, young man. It isn’t supposed to be yellow. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
1270 Will you throw in some life jackets? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1271 BTW, there was only one previous owner! 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1272 The other half sold in the last yard sale. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1273 If it's defective, the Canadians will buy it. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1274 Baking powder, son. Lots of baking powder. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1275 Honestly, what ten-year-old boy wouldn't want one? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1276 It's got 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound. You can play all the Enya you want 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1277 Look buddy, I know what that thing is worth. I won’t pay more than $2 for it. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
1278 I'm holding firm on one billion dollars. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1279 Tell Boris he needs to pick it up by the weekend. 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1280 Two-point-five billion, son, but if you have cash I'll do two. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1281 Actually, it's filled with 10,000 plastic pink flamingo's. 1.3535 0.05239 99 66 31 2
1282 I can see why you decided not have a garage sale. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1283 Does it include the launch codes? 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1284 My mom only took it out on Sundays. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
1285 It's got fewer than 50,000 fathoms on it, so you're getting a great deal. 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1286 It can sleep 300. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1287 My wife doesn't like my taste in yard ornaments 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1288 It's first animated film credit was Yellow Submarine in 1968. Since then, minor roles, but now The New Yorker! 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1289 We're downsizing." 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1290 Sir, you don't have to sell it. Climate change will have your boat afloat by next week. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1291 The mileage? Sorry son, that's classified. 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1292 I know the house is underwater, but c'mon. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
1293 if you paint it yellow and we all live in it 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1294 Does this come with the original manual? 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1295 Is this why the French Ambassador left town in a huff? 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1296 Does it come with a backup camera? 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1297 When its deflated, it can fit in your garage. 1.3514 0.05377 111 77 29 5
1298 Sir, please don't point a finger at my wife, and, yes, she can identify as whatever she pleases. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1299 But does it come with wi-fi? 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1300 Its not about me being authorized to sell it. Its about you being able to buy it. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1301 I'll trade it for you for a geopolitical advantage or a juicer 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1302 Not exactly, but a hundred bucks will turn it into a your-boat. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1303 No, I don’t have the Carfax, you idiot. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
1304 How much for just the nuclear warhead? 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1305 No, I don’t know Jules Verne. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1306 Do I have to be eighteen to buy it? 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1307 Are you Joe Judge? I’m here to repair the leak. 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
1308 Sorry, but Mrs. Henderson already scored the aircraft carrier. 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1309 A little souvenir I brought home from the war. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1310 Sorry, kid, it's not for sale. And just for your information, we all live in it, and it used to be yellow. 1.3500 0.05755 120 88 22 10
1311 I've been hunting for a red one, all October. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1312 No,sir. I do not sell sandwiches. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1313 G'day. Is that one of ours, mate? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1314 How many years of funding does it come with? 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1315 Nuclear or diesel/electric? 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1316 Full disclosure? It’s difficult to park! 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1317 It will come in handy when the oceans rise, trust me. 1.3494 0.05796 83 56 25 2
1318 I got it on eBay because I thought it was a blimp. How does five bucks sound? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1319 You'll need to raid your social security to afford it 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1320 How big a pool will I need? 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1321 Of course,it's nuclear. And there's 8 months left on the warranty. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1322 I need to make room for my battleship 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1323 OK, $25, but that's my final offer. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1324 I always travel with my cat. Got one with a pet door? 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1325 And what's the cost per use? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1326 Is it used or new? 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1327 I’m gonna need a bag for that 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1328 $1.4 billion. I'll throw in the golf clubs, too. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1329 Sure, paint it yellow and have all your friends aboard. Sail on to the sun, if you want. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1330 They weren't using it, so I took it home when I left 1.3478 0.05872 92 64 24 4
1331 This isn't what I thought you meant about selling subs next door. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1332 That’s vintage. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1333 The KGB will ask the questions. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1334 It’s a steal.” 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1335 It's a Sea Wolf-class attack submarine designed to hunt the most complex Soviet submarines in deep blue water. It uses the more advanced ARCI Modified AN/BSY-2 combat system, which includes a larger spherical sonar array. The upholstery comes as is. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
1336 U-2 ? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1337 I believe that’s outside your twenty-thousand league. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1338 Has it been in an accident? 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1339 Let me guess: made in France? 1.3474 0.06820 95 72 13 10
1340 No, nuclear would be ten times that. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1341 The Hunt for Red October: The Lost Ending. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1342 I was one of those guys who took my work home with me--literally! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1343 Does it also come in yellow? 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1344 Is the bathtub included? 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1345 when you asked to use my lawn, this wasn't what I had in mind... 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1346 I can't let it go for less than $3.4 billion, but I'll throw in this box of costume jewellery. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1347 Does it come with a nuclear warhead? 1.3467 0.06149 75 51 22 2
1348 Will you knock off 10% if the periscope doesn't work? 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1349 I want to buy this one. Do you accept Dogecoins? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1350 I can neither confirm nor deny that $645 million gets you the sub and the skis. 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1351 No, I can't take twenty bucks." "Twenty five?" "Check back later in the day. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1352 Do you honor my veteran's discount? And does it come with WIFI? 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
1353 $2.3 billion or best offer. 1.3462 0.05251 104 71 30 3
1354 Sorry, not for sale - I'm working from home. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1355 No manual? Can i download it?" "Uh ........ Sure. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1356 „Everyone said that it’s common to take some stuff when you leave a job.“ 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1357 I won't go less than one point five billion and an active level three security clearance. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1358 I'm selling it at a bargain price. It only has 5, 235,650 miles on it. 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
1359 Yes, batteries are included. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1360 Batteries sold separately. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1361 Do you have the owners manual? ❤️ 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1362 I have the missiles, but I can't find the fuel rods. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1363 No, it's not for sale. I just can't fit it in the garage. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1364 Only one lady owner, you say? 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1365 What should I do, Dad? It followed me home. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1366 Son, this is a naval yard after all. 1.3455 0.05393 110 77 28 5
1367 I'm trying to declutter, and I just never used my nuclear attack submarine as often as I thought I would 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1368 Throw in the TV and I'll take it 1.3455 0.05393 110 77 28 5
1369 I'd pay you the full five dollars if it were in the original package. 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1370 I was going to come up with a caption for this, but I have some trouble with subtext. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1371 I'd prefer payment in cryptocurrency in a peanut butter sandwich. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1372 If I get one from Amazon, they deliver. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1373 Made in France. I can’t give it away. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1374 Do you accept frequent-flier miles? 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1375 If I get the sub, will you throw in the bike for free? 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1376 It was a going away present. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1377 It's nuclear, not nukular, George. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1378 I think we have a deal but how about throwing in the uniform…. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1379 Do you accept Bitcoin? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1380 Are you sure these items aren’t stolen? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1381 On the luggage rack? I doubt it. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1382 Just checking—are the nukes still operable? 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1383 Have you driven stick shift before? 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
1384 Actually it's not for sale....I'm selling the YARD and retiring to the ocean. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1385 No, torpedos don't come with it. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1386 Sorry, someone came by earlier and bought that sub... I mean secrets... I mean plans... I meant scrap metal 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1387 How much Baking Soda does it take? 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1388 The one down the block is newer and cheaper. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1389 Runs great, if you can afford to fuel it. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1390 well this is AUKUS... 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1391 Is this the one the Beatles lived in? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1392 You wouldn't happen to have a pool, would you? I don't buy without testing. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
1393 Nice, but take a look at the aircraft carrier before yoo decide. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1394 Does it come with a keyless remote? 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1395 If no one buys it, I'd like to open a sandwich shop. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1396 You better talk to your parents first." 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1397 How much for das boot? 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1398 I see no reason why you couldn't paint it yellow. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1399 Missiles are extra. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
1400 Oh, . . . that submarine. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
1401 Look kid, I'll give you this VHS of 'Das Boot' here for free and if you're still inspired then come back tomorrow at 0700 hours and we can discuss a fair price. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1402 The nukes are extra. 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
1403 I guess the Navy's getting serious about cutbacks. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1404 DOES IT COME WITH A TRAILER HITCH? 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1405 It has stayed in our nuclear family. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1406 It was driven by a retired admiral. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1407 Yeah, I know it's $10,000,000 but it comes with free delivery. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1408 Are the missiles included? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1409 Not a problem; I already have a nuclear reactor at home. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1410 Best offer. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1411 Does this thing leak? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1412 How's the Wi-Fi? 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1413 Oh yes, perfect amount of space for a nuclear family. And rates on prime-sub mortgages have never been lower! 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1414 Does it take D batteries? 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
1415 Can’t afford the diesel anymore 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1416 Does it come with extra plutonium?" 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1417 Yes, but does the warranty cover water damage? 1.3415 0.05812 82 56 24 2
1418 I just sold my last small and extra-small. That's the only size I have left. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1419 You say it runs on diesel? 1.3415 0.07407 82 63 10 9
1420 Is that what I think it is? 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1421 The Navy is getting rid of fossil-fueled subs 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1422 This reminds me - how many yards are in a league? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1423 What's the Blue Book on it? 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1424 ‘Is it made of sustainable materials ? ‘ 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1425 I'll take the antique plates for $20 if you throw in the used sub. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1426 It's what happens when a pitcher of margaritas mixes with a midnight eBay shopping binge. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1427 Yes, it’s a one-owner. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1428 Does it come with the extended maintenance warranty? 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1429 The boat is yours for $1,999, but the peanut-butter sandwich containing the instructions is $5 million. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1430 Do you offer international shipping? 1.3407 0.05463 91 62 27 2
1431 No, the water is extra. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1432 Let me check my HOA for any restrictions 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
1433 Would you like a bag for that 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1434 It got scratched in the South China Sea, but you can repaint that. 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1435 What is it about BOGO you don't understand, son ? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1436 No, it's the house that is for sale! 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1437 If the Russians couldn't find it then neither will your wife. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1438 Is this one of those sunken costs 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1439 How much for just the Tomahawk? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1440 That’s the lowest I can go. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1441 We had to have a damn bake sale to buy a bomber, too. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1442 I should disclose that it does have a history of defects. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1443 does it run on economy fuel rods? 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1444 Y’know, the Pentagon was very interested in that item as well. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1445 Does the periscope work? 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1446 Hey asshole, half of your submarine is parked in my yard. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1447 No,it does not run on baking soda. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1448 If you don't buy it, the Russians will. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1449 Does it come with or without the ICBM 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1450 Delivery's included, but I charge by the hour for my time. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
1451 Australia didn’t want it. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1452 I hope it's not diesel-powered. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
1453 Don't be ridiculous! Of course it's not for sale. That's how I get to the base every morning. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1454 So that's the lowest you'll go? 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1455 It's a sublet. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1456 I'm underwater on it so it's yours if you take over the payments. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1457 Does this run on electric? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1458 Yes, it's french 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1459 Does that plug into a regular 110 outlet? 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1460 Will this fit in my Prius? 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1461 I figure it should go to someone who will actually use it. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1462 The price is in the classifieds. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1463 Are those mostly highway, city or nautical miles? 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
1464 I could tell you where it came from, but then I would have to kill you. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1465 Another billion and it’s yours. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1466 It doesn't matter where it came from. Look I'll take another $10 off. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1467 I already sold the nuclear components to North Korea. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1468 Of course it's mine. I bought it on SeaBay. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1469 It's not what you think it is. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1470 Its almost the end of October, so im getting rid of it 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1471 Do you take cryptocurrency? 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1472 Son, I'm afraid we didn't "nuke any Commies" with it, but we did bag a squid or two. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1473 I have to get rid of it. It takes up too much room in the basement 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1474 This will look great on my continental shelf. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1475 Of course it comes with a provenance. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1476 Is this you boat? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1477 French. Runs on Normandy butter. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1478 I picked it up cheap. All the instructions are in French. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1479 Does it leak ? 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1480 It’s thirty dollars there’s no missiles . 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1481 Is this the only color? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1482 You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in an autographed copy of The Hunt For Red October and some enriched uranium but that's it. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1483 We downsized, that's why. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1484 ‘Would you call this a Shipyard Sale or a Yard Sale Ship?’ 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1485 . “Would this be conventional or nuclear?” 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1486 No, son, torpedos are not included. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1487 Sir, May I use deficit funding to pay for it? 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1488 Does the sub include free shipping? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1489 Mother just drove it to church on Sundays. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1490 You bet! Took my boys deep-sea fishing in her. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1491 Is this the one on WikiLeaks? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1492 I got one just like it. 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1493 How does it do with animals, two by two? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1494 It works it just needs new batteries. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1495 Sorry kid, you bought it, you get it to the Marianas Trench. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1496 So what are you asking for this prototype the French built for the Aussies? 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1497 Now that the technology in that thing has been sold to Russia,it no longer seems that special anymore. I’ll give you 30 cents for it… 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1498 I didn't believe my friend when he told me that people take office supplies from work and sell them at yard sales 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1499 The nuclear codes will cost you extra. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1500 Is there more inside? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1501 Yes son, it was deployed in Operation Desert Storm. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1502 2,000 miles per hour is great, but does it have satellite radio? 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
1503 As is. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1504 Like new. Never been used, technically. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1505 Oh, that piece of junk? You can just take it, man. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1506 Does this take regular or diesel? 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1507 No Bitcoin - Cash Only 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1508 Afghanistan surplus and if you have to ask the price you really can't afford it young man. " 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1509 It’s French. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1510 I’ll throw in the nuclear codes if you buy the skis with it. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1511 I was interested but that was before your neighbor down the street put 50% off the Stealth Bomber and threw in a free F17. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1512 It's just that we need a little more space for the grand kids. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1513 China said it didn't work so they sent it back. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1514 Sorry, that one's not for sale; it's holding down a flying saucer under the lawn chock full of aliens. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1515 Do you know the Blue Book value? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1516 Yes, it will make your house look small, too. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1517 It no longer brings me joy. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1518 I need something that can elude my HOA's sonar detection. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1519 Good game, Battleship. Trouble is, the kids outgrew it. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1520 Can you throw this in for 5 bucks if I buy the bike ? 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
1521 It’s cheap because we’re in Omaha. But it’s a great investment if you’re young and just wait for the water to come to you. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1522 You’ll be the talk of your school…and Homeland Security. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1523 What’s the Red October price for Das Boot? 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1524 Is this a French design ? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1525 This one is brand new from France and is complete with a master French chef 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1526 Nuclear warheads will cost you extra. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1527 It should fit in a two-car underwater garage. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1528 How about $10.00? I counted the rivets. It will take me forever to take it apart and recycle 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1529 Yeah, I got a good deal on it. It's made in France. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1530 What the ad SAID was: "Two hundred dollars down, and 892,473 payments thereafter..." 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1531 Expecting a plunge in the market? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1532 Do you happen to have the manual for it? 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1533 Sorry, the buy one, get second one half off promotion ended yesterday. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1534 Keeping ahead of the Supply Chain! 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1535 That’s right, nuclear class, but it’s been retrofitted with pedals. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1536 I want a test drive before purchase it. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1537 Can you come down a little more? 1.3333 0.05177 99 68 29 2
1538 Can someone just buy the plans for that? I'm asking for a friend. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1539 Are the nuclear codes included or is that an add on? 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1540 Does the price include delivery? 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1541 What nuclear submarine? 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1542 you can paint it yellow when you buy it. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1543 No, kid. It doesn't come with wifi. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1544 Runs fine. Just needs a little enriched uranium. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1545 If I take the clubs you’ll deliver the sub right? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1546 How fast can it do 0 to 60? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1547 That’s right Captain, we all live in a gray submarine, a gray submarine. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1548 Everything is cash and carry. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
1549 I’m upgrading to a plug-in. 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
1550 Sooo, just put it in reverse? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1551 You called about an issue you were having with your septic tank? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1552 How much you wanna pay? I’m drowning in debt. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1553 We tried to sell it to the local police department, but they already had one. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1554 I’m going to turn it into an Airbnb. 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1555 G’day mate. Is it nuclear? Do you ship to Australia? Just don’t tell the Frenchies please 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1556 Was it an impulse buy? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1557 I know what you mean, you can’t give diesels away these days 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1558 Do the seats recline? 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
1559 How many miles to the gallon? 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
1560 No, I can't lend it to you for your prom. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1561 It's nice, but I was really looking for more of a Seawolf-class... 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1562 Tell you what, buy the sub and I'll throw in a free set of golf clubs! 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1563 Sorry, you have to be 21 to purchase the submarine. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1564 Will you deliver, or do I need to pick it up?" 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1565 The price is low because it won’t fit in the garage. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1566 We love it, but we’re downsizing. 1.3301 0.05234 103 72 28 3
1567 Is it covered by an extended warranty plan? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1568 Does this sub come loaded? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1569 With global warming, this baby should be sea worthy by the time you get your learner’s permit. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
1570 If I don't like it, will you take it back? 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1571 Now does that come with or without the ICBM? 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1572 Is it pronounced nü-kyə-lər or nü-klē-ər? 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1573 Does it come with the nuclear code? 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1574 The U.S.S. Rosebud 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1575 Would you like a bag, sir? 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1576 The price of that item is classified. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1577 Don't act like you don't steal office supplies too. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1578 Yes, it leaks. But the AC still works. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1579 Throw in the torpedoes and you have a deal. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1580 What do you mean, ‘don’t get it wet’? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1581 It is headed West. Sorry I need one headed East. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1582 Sorry, but the price is nonnegotiable. I'm selling it for the lady next door. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1583 Is that $25 million including the missiles? 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1584 Is the roof rack included? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1585 I guess you’re looking for a career change 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1586 Acceptez-vous les euros? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1587 It’s a nuclear family heirloom. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1588 Ne demande pas… 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1589 For the last time, the hat is not included. 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1590 How big is your bathtub? 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1591 Did you find Red October? 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1592 No, selling a ship is not the same as abandoning one. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1593 You could paint it yellow? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1594 It's great for working from home. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1595 Does anyone know its missing? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1596 We have to sell it. Our house is underwater. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1597 Sorry, son, I'm not breaking up the set -- the Captain always goes down with the ship. 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
1598 Is it remote control? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1599 Are you open to barter? 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
1600 I lost the periscope years ago, but it still works. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1601 If it’s French, I’m going to need a receipt. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1602 No, water’s not included. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1603 My wallet says no, but my rage says yes. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1604 Years of showing up to yard sales early has finally paid off! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1605 Is it fresh water or salt water?" 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1606 It came with our subprime loan. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1607 Throw in your hat and I'll buy it. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1608 Yep. Everything is ten bucks. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1609 Why? Because in our house, the first mate outranks the captain. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1610 Does it have a backup camera? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1611 Does it still gave the original missiles? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1612 What, you’ve never stolen anything from work before? 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1613 No that's not for sale it's my newest lawn ornament. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1614 That’s hard to fathom. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1615 Hey, You can buy it from me or you can buy it from the French. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1616 It's $15 firm. No haggling. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1617 It no longer sparks joy. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1618 Missles and torpedoes included? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1619 Do you still have the action figures? 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1620 I'm underwater on my mortgage, so, yeah, everything's gotta go. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1621 Toss in the shades and you have yourself a deal! 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1622 Don’t ask, don’t tell. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1623 . . . and how much for the boat? 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1624 Do you have one that would fit in my bathtub? 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1625 Can I take it out for a test dive? 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1626 You bet your butt it's covered by the Second Amendment. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1627 Cap’n Economic Crunch. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1628 No, I wanted a submarine sandwich 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1629 I’m glad to see that you finally got around to cleaning out the sub-basement 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1630 I need a submarine, and I need it today, but this isn’t quite what I’m looking for. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1631 We also take Venmo. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1632 Is it electric? 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1633 Yes sir, the rubber duck is complimentary with this purchase. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1634 Your ad said you were selling subs. I thought you meant sandwiches! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1635 The uniform is separate. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1636 Most of my junk is sub-standard. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1637 You'll need a note from your parents. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1638 The engines run noisy, but the price is right. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1639 Sure, I can wait until you come back with the truck. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1640 Oh hey, Mr Baldwin, how’s it goin’…I’ll give ya $100 and mow your lawn for a year. But I’m gonna need a certificate of authenticity. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1641 Is it still under warranty? 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1642 Why bring just half of submarine to a yard sale? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1643 Can you even handle a stick shift son? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1644 She couldn’t handle the pressure 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1645 Hmmm.... $3.2 Billon. Will you take $2.9 Billion? 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1646 Does this include the torpedoes? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1647 Did you say you were from down under? 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1648 Only my mother and only on Sundays to go to church. It's a cream puff. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1649 It's free, but you have to move it out of here by 4:00 today. Otherwise we're donating it to the Salvation Army. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1650 Of course it works, 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1651 Will a child seat fit? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1652 Does your boss know you're trying to sell the company car at a yard sale? 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1653 ‘Oh, no no no. It’s, um… it was a salesman’s sample.’ 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1654 Original miles? 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1655 Is this deflatable? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1656 Yes, we’re selling it by the yard. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1657 And if you buy now, I'll throw in a cruise missile. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1658 Uh... does it have undercoating? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1659 Yes, it’s for sale. I decided it lacks curb appeal. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1660 I took it from the office with some pens and printer ink after they let me go. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1661 I'm the dom, she's the sub. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1662 It’s free, if you can pilot her off the lot by this afternoon.” 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1663 The mileage? I’m sorry sir that is classified. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1664 I have to sell it...I'm underwater on the mortgage 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1665 Yes, I suppose calling it a fleet market would be more appropriate. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1666 Eh, not sure it still works, Bob. Last time I used it was like, last year, but that's on the down low. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1667 If I take the sub will you throw in the golf clubs? 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1668 No,I can't give you the service records,they're classified 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1669 There's some wear and tear in the torpedo tubes, but the reactor ticks like a clock. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1670 Got it for the grandkids, but they don't seem to come over anymore. For some reason. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1671 Comes with a case of Bordeaux, and autographed by President Macron. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1672 Diesel or uranium? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1673 I'm looking for one with the nuclear codes. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1674 It needs batteries. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1675 I'm sure it looks exactly like the submarine that someone stole from you, but I brought this one home from Iraq. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1676 It’s most definitely off the grid. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1677 It used to be yellow 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1678 Sir, you can see that it completed its first dry run. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1679 My dad sent me over to ask if you could move your sub. It's blocking our driveway. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1680 You break, you buy. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1681 It comes with a used Middle Eastern country. Pick up only. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1682 Sorry - there was a rush on the yellow ones 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1683 No, the uniform is not included 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1684 Oh,no. Sorry, that’s not for sale. It’s my mother’s. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1685 Well, it looks used so 25 cents 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1686 Will you throw in the torpedos for the same price? 1.3235 0.06087 68 47 20 1
1687 No, only the TV in the captain’s quarters has picture-in-picture. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1688 Ha yah. It's long, hard and full of seamen. Get it? 1.3229 0.05734 96 72 18 6
1689 We all live in a yellow one down the block. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1690 is the parking spot included? 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1691 Not for sale … that’s our granny flat. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1692 A Little old lady only drove it back and forth to the yacht club.” 1.3229 0.06538 96 74 13 9
1693 Sorry, but Australia already put dibs in on that.” 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1694 No, it's probably not as good as the video game. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1695 If you don't mind the radioactive level, this ship is perfect for your school project. 1.3228 0.04728 127 90 33 4
1696 Is it the standard model or does it come loaded? 1.3226 0.05108 93 64 28 1
1697 Does it have a tape deck? 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1698 This year we're swapping fund raising strategies with the PTA. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1699 I can't do better than a depth of $200. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1700 Does this run on regular gas? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1701 The truth? You can’t handle the truth. 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
1702 I could go down to $1.7 billion, but that’s about it. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1703 No, I’m not in the navy. My wife just has a thing for boats. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1704 Unfortunely, the sublet’s already taken. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1705 No, you can't take it for a test dive. As is, sir, as is. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1706 Three hundred million dollars, but make me an offer. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1707 That’s your idea of “concealed carry?” 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1708 I’ve sunk too much in it to let it go for that price. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1709 I like your style, Man, but my wife was hoping for a garden gnome. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1710 Mileage? Geez,I dunno. Gets a pretty good fathom per gallon, though. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1711 It's already deeply discounted. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1712 It's got low nautical miles, and it's only been used in one cold war. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1713 Does it use much gas? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1714 No, the weapons aren’t disabled. Why? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1715 No, you cannot try it out first. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1716 Sorry, Son ... you have to be 14 years or older to operate a nuclear submarine. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1717 This yard sale is sub-par. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1718 So on 'Antiques Roadshow,' this was grouped with a Revolutionary War pistol, Ike's golf shoes and JFK's sunglasses for $150. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1719 The one right there... 1.3210 0.07207 81 63 10 8
1720 Cool, They can't ping you here 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1721 It works just fine. We're just not using it much since we got the aircraft carrier. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1722 I'm interested, but does it have a clear title? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1723 Batteries are not included... 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1724 It’s a spare. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1725 It’s a good price but do you know anyone with a truck who haul it for me? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1726 How about if I threw in some skis and my captains hat? 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1727 Looks like it has a few scratches. How about we say $20? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1728 I'll give you 7 dollars. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1729 That's not for sale. It's because I'm still working from home. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1730 Will you take Australian Dollars? 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1731 How will I get that home?” “Das haul 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1732 Please hold it for me. I need to check that it will fit in my tub. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1733 It’s big enough to live in but you’ll have to paint it yellow yourself. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1734 I really wanted a golden parachute but the Navy is the Navy. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1735 Does it come with that hat ? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1736 I’ll take it if you throw in the golf clubs. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1737 If you don’t have a trailer big enough to tow it home, you can just wait until the ice caps finish melting. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1738 Does it have auto pilot? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1739 It's expensive, but mostly that's because of the price of the toilet seats. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1740 In lieu of a pension. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1741 Can I take it for a test ride Captain? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1742 Ya know, in New England they call that a grinder. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1743 I said we wanted to downsize not capsize 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1744 Does this come with an owner's manual? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1745 Mind if I take it for a test dive? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1746 It’s only been driven on Sundays by my mom. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1747 I am from Philly, I wanted a Hoagie not a Sub. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1748 She’s only racked up 20,000 leagues. And that’s all sea mileage! 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1749 A real head turner across the Pacific 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1750 They haven’t caught me for providing state secrets so I figured I’d up the ante. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1751 Could you deliver the submarine to my front yard? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1752 Gasoline or diesel? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1753 What's the carbon footprint on this bad boy? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1754 How much for the metal blimp? 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1755 That's my mailbox. It's not for sale. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1756 No ! You can’t have it for 50 cents. And yes ! Torpedos are extra. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1757 Does it come with an owners manual... 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1758 um, sir … do you think the 3 nukes I bought from that “Kim” guy next door are compatible with this unit? 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1759 No, you have to buy your own batteries. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1760 After the second mortgage we were constantly under water. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1761 This one is great for the nuclear family but we outgrew it when having our third kid. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1762 Heated driver’s seat, lots of cupholders but no warheads. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1763 If you can take it off my hands today, I'll throw in a naval base for free." 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1764 How much for this old Lead Zeppelin? 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1765 There's just no room in the bathtub anymore. . 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1766 Final offer; 5.7 billion and I'll help you strap it to the roof of your car. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1767 I just park it there during low tide. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1768 Hello Admiral, I'm Jeff Bezos... 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1769 It's here to attract attention and boost attendance. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1770 You mean THAT submarine? 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1771 Questions are for serious buyers only. 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1772 It’s slightly used. It had to be surgically removed from our ambassador to France. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1773 Are you looking for sub-leaser? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1774 So you want the two seasons of Friends, the skis and the ability to rain down fire on the all those that dare challenge your global supremacy. Say a dollar fifty? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1775 This motherfucker. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1776 How much for the Led Zeppelin memorabilia? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1777 Is there a discount if I take both the bike and the submarine? 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1778 True story. We had to hold a bake sale to buy that. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1779 One owner, only used once for nuclear missile launch, air tight, water tight, reactor core optional" 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1780 ...and does that include the torpedos? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1781 Will you come down on this? 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1782 Three simple words: sudden climate change. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1783 What are the delivery options? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1784 How much to offload your mid-life crisis? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1785 It's a sunk cost at this point. You can take it." 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1786 Is it French? If so, I want a discount. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1787 It only leaks to the press. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1788 I'm looking for a quick sale: I'll also throw in the skis, bike, t.v., football, clubs, the car and the house. It may not appear so, but I am a man living a life of quiet desperation and am in serious, serious trouble. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1789 If you're handy with a wrench, maintenance costs are minor. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1790 No, you can't. Next weekend I'm taking it to the Antiques Road Show. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1791 Yeah, the manual is in the glove box. 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1792 If you're going to haggle I'll call my wife out here. 1.3176 0.05080 85 58 27 0
1793 The HOA says it has to go! 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1794 As is, and where is. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1795 If you can move it, it’s yours. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1796 Sorry, but when neighbors said you still loved your old blimp, I thought it was a misogynistic reference to your wife. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1797 Delivery is extra. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1798 My HOA won’t let me park it out front 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1799 I'm guessing you've retired. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1800 Can I see the certificate of authenticity that Sean Connery commanded this ship? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1801 Yes, all sales are final. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1802 Empire declining that fast, eh? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1803 Sorry, I already sold the instruction manual. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1804 Will it float? 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1805 I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1806 Does it still run? 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1807 Sublet? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1808 And it was only driven on Sundays to war games? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1809 No you can’t have the weird little fucked up car behind me. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1810 You stole that, right? 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1811 I don't care what your Mom wants, we don't take returns! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1812 If you spend $5, my wife says she'll throw in the blimp for free. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1813 It was an incentive to re-enlist, but my wife wants a lawn. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1814 Does it come with a warranty and the tool kit, Sir? 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1815 $25.60 and you throw in the sub 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1816 It's only decorative. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1817 Is it full of seamen? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1818 I'm downsizing and decommissioning. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1819 The one at the yard sale down the street is not as nice as this one. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1820 How much for the bath toy? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1821 Does the sub come with a crew or do I need to provide my own? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1822 Free delivery? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1823 How much without the missiles? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1824 Does it get good water pressure? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1825 That’s actually not supposed to be out here. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1826 Is there a taxpayer discount? 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1827 My grown kids decided they don’t want it. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1828 So you only drove it to on the weekends? 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1829 I got it from a Russian in Sebastopol 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1830 Does it include the original $640 toilet seat? 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1831 Made in France and selling at a steep discount to the market. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1832 It was owned by my grandmother, who only took it out to go to church on Sundays. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1833 Everything works, except I did disable the nuclear launch codes. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1834 C'mon work with me here, what's long, hard and full of seamen. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1835 Can I put my little sister in one of your torpedo tubes? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1836 We had to set up the sale here. Much better foot traffic than in the North Atlantic. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1837 Can you give me a discount on the submarine? It is cut in half, after all. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1838 Don't have room for it. We already have one. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1839 How much for the balloon?,,, 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1840 It was owned by a little old lady that only took it out to church on Sunday mornings. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1841 I rather like it there but the wife complains that it is ruining her garden. 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1842 Mind if I take it for a quick spin around the block? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1843 Is it nuclear? ‘Cuz no way I’m paying that price unless it’s nuclear. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1844 Are the How To manuals included? 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1845 Are the missiles included or I have to buy them separately? 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1846 The wife got tired of me bringing my work home with me 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1847 Does it come with the insurance? 1.3143 0.05948 70 49 20 1
1848 That's 400 million dollars. Cash only. No receipt. But it comes with a set of plans and a hat. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1849 I'd normally say shipping is free, but this is a submarine, so... 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1850 Does it come with missiles? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1851 No you don't need a license to drive it! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1852 Could you hold it for me for a few of days while I check with my HOA? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1853 Do you still have all the torpedos for it? 1.3140 0.05299 86 60 25 1
1854 Was it field tested? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1855 I saw a Russian one of these on Ebay for half the price. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1856 Sorry, no returns. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1857 You know, Mr Toebbe, you really should be more discreet when you're trying to sell US military secrets. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
1858 I would buy this and the golf clubs if your deal wasn't so sub par. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1859 How much for the French submarine? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1860 We tried the police, but they've already got three. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1861 I'll give you $25 if you throw in a torpedo and that football. 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1862 Does it come with a sunroof? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1863 Does it have power steering? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1864 No. It’s from “Hunt for Blue December,” and yes, I’m part of the deal. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1865 Sorry, no - I’m just watching the yard until my neighbour comes back with coffee. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1866 That's not for sale. It's our Airbnb. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1867 Honestly it’s the only reason I’m underwater to begin with. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1868 Does this come with a pilot? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1869 My grandmother had one just like it. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1870 You have a good eye sir, that is a class Fleet Ballistic Missile submarine, last year’s model. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1871 Been looking for a yellow one, they’re really hard to find. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1872 I'll include the missiles for an extra $5. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1873 Oui, monsieur! I mean, uh, yeah. It was never used. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1874 Shipping included - by sea of course. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1875 It has never been used. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1876 $3 billion, but if you buy it, I'll throw in this flat screen tv and this whole box set of Disney dvd's." 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1877 3.45 billion. Or best offer. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1878 It started with a few paper clips and sticky notes from the office supply closet, and before you know it… 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1879 Are you selling it with the seamen? 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
1880 It's better than a computer game. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1881 Not much interest yet, no. I'll admit it's a tough sell here in Albuquerque. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1882 I'll give you a fin for it. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1883 Could it be used to brew beer? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1884 Yes , I'll throw in a free peanut butter sandwich if you purchase the submarine. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1885 Can I get a bag for this? 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1886 Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men blunder 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1887 Will you take a check? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1888 Does this come in beige? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1889 I’ll take it if you throw in the George Forman Grill and the Slap Chop. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1890 All the new ones are electric so when I retired they let me take this one home. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1891 No it's not for sale. We're moving to a new subdivision. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1892 Oh, that old thing. Sorry it's already taken. It's going to Australia 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1893 No, it doesn't come with a trailer hitch, and yes, you need a security clearance to operate it. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1894 With electric vehicles taking over, nuclear power is out. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1895 It's as is. No sub stitutions. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1896 If you buy it, I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1897 Yeah, it's strictly BYOO - bring your own ocean. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1898 How many cup holders does it have? 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1899 It's free if you buy the golf clubs. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1900 It depends, what condition is your skateboard in? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1901 officer do you mind moving your vehicle its blocking my driveway 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1902 How much for the sensory deprivation tank? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1903 It’s yours for $1, but you have to get it out of here yourself. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1904 How many bedrooms… 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1905 Sorry, that's just a floor model. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1906 No, you can't buy the periscope separately. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1907 Made in France: on sale! 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1908 So, what kind of mileage do you get with this thing? 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1909 Stick or automatic? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1910 Australia placed the order but then cancelled the shipping 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1911 Need to sell, else I'm going under! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1912 It’s a dangerous version of the bath toy you had as a toddler. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1913 Stop the questions and it’s yours — half price. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1914 Can you show me if it works? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1915 After AUKUS was signed, the French parked it on my lawn 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1916 It's yours. Fair warning: the previous buyers pulled out last-minute and the manual is in French. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1917 Is this suitable for water skiing? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1918 Whatever you're pointing at doesn't exist. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1919 Does it come with a boat trailer? 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1920 My Uncle Sam used to have one just like it. 1.3103 0.04989 87 60 27 0
1921 Well, I retired and don't need it anymore. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1922 Did the last crew wear face masks? 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
1923 My hunt for Red October is over. How much to you want for it? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1924 Go deep, young man. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1925 One owner. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1926 No,the bake sale for bombers is a half click due north. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1927 At that price, I’d be under water on the thing. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1928 If I take the skis off your hands, will you throw in the nuclear submarine? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1929 May I take it for a test dive? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1930 No, the torpedoes are extra. 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
1931 I'd like that gift-wrapped and delivered by December 25th, Sir. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1932 For that price, it better include the nuclear option! 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1933 It came with a kit! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1934 The problem, of course, is that one can't live in a yellow submarine. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1935 Don't be silly. The sub isn't for sale, the house is. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1936 On the surface,it looks over-priced 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1937 It's from an old business that went under. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1938 ‘Does this come with the uniform?’ 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1939 For the right price, it could be a You-Boat. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1940 Shouldn't this be in a marina? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1941 No, it's not Red October, good guess though. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1942 I saw this on Craigslist last week. Are you flipping? 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
1943 The HOA said I can't have it on my lawn... 1.3086 0.05165 81 56 25 0
1944 I mistakenly took delivery of my monthly option bonus from the military industrial complex.” 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
1945 Does this come with ICBMs? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1946 Australia decided to go in another direction. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1947 Nope. It’s a dirigible. The zeppelin sold about 10 minutes ago. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1948 Is this Old Navy ? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1949 No, shipment is not included. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1950 No, Captain, I was asking about the closest subway. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1951 I take it your company got a little more flexible with their work from home policy, huh? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1952 Hey Captain, how much for just the uranium? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1953 The submarine comes with the golf clubs 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1954 Can I just buy the periscope? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1955 Because we're kin, I'll cut you a deal, sixty million. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1956 With how much I've put into it I can't go below $319.4 million. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1957 Ok, Capitan, how much to get me into this puppy? 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1958 Ramius,is that the Red October? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1959 Did you already sell the torpedoes? 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1960 A lesson for you, kid. Sometimes it’s ok to ask for directions. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1961 A billion seems kinda high, but if you throw in the skis and help me get it on my car, you got a deal. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1962 Was this a part of your retirement package? 1.3077 0.05769 65 45 20 0
1963 I need to see your learner’s permit and proof of allowance. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1964 I’m a huge Zeppelin fan 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1965 That one's not for sale. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1966 I'd keep it, but the depth charges are killing me. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1967 I'll need to purchase a $0.10 cent bag, too, please. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1968 believe it or not, that came free with the job 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
1969 It comes with 100 cases of baking soda. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1970 You said "made in France," right? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1971 What about wi-fi? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1972 Can you send it to Australia? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1973 So you just got the one, uh? 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1974 Does it come with a certificate of authenticity? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1975 We’re getting ready to move, and the new place doesn’t have a pool. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1976 No, shipping's not included. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1977 How many miles are on this bad boy? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1978 How many cupholders does that thing have? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1979 No, I don't have a dolly. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1980 Do the instructions come in French? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1981 Woot, Woot for Das Boot! How much? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1982 You judge me for wanting that expensive and useless thing? It’s good that I didn’t listen to you 6 years ago, when I bought 100 bitcoin. 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1983 So, how much baking soda do you need to make this baby dive? 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1984 Sorry, I don’t have $2 billion in cash. Do you take credit cards? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1985 Good news Mr. Ryan. I found Red October. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1986 oh that's from my hunting days back when Red October's used to be in season 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1987 My dad says if you don't get this sub out of the neighborhood ASAP, the "admiral" will go down faster than the Titanic. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1988 It was a souvenir. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1989 Do you offer a military discount? 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1990 Can you throw this in with the bike? 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1991 Do you accept haggling? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1992 All the state secrets with the blue sticker are a dollar. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1993 If you have to ask, you're out of your depth. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1994 Diesel. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1995 I suppose, you wouldn't have one in yellow. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1996 I can’t take less than $999,950 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1997 Do you have a truck? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1998 Is this the Austalian’s trade-in? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1999 Yes, it does have Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2000 No you may not borrow it for your PTA sub sale. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
2001 And this one? It might nicely sidestep the rules on accessory dwelling. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
2002 Are Polaris missiles included? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2003 Sorry young man, we do not sell individual bombs. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2004 Well, at least you're not one of those neighbors who sells secrets. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2005 Not part of the sale; it’s my mother-in-law’s accessory unit built to her specs. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2006 Does it have a remote ? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2007 I don’t care what your dad says. It’s a hybrid. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2008 You got the CARFAX report? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2009 Could you float me a loan? 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2010 My dad's got a bigger Russian one. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2011 Do you have a pair ? 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
2012 I'll take it. Break a twenty? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2013 Right now everyone’s moving into converted buses, I’m telling you the next thing will be these babies” 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2014 What with rising sea levels, you'll be the most popular guy on the block in a few years. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2015 It was my mother’s 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2016 Are you on the bargain hunt for the Red October? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2017 Could you deliver it to Sydney? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
2018 20 bucks and it's yours. But fair warning - there's a family of raccoons in there, and they don't play nice. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2019 Let's just say putting the sub back in suburbia didn't work out. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2020 No, I sold the cruise missiles separately 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2021 You can thank me for my service with cash or check. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
2022 I just dropped by to talk about your extended sub warranty... 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2023 Will you throw in the golf clubs if I take it today? 1.3043 0.05580 69 48 21 0
2024 Now, does the yard come with the ship? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2025 I’ll give it away for free, but you will have to procure the uranium-235 yourself. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
2026 You always gotta steal something when you get fired. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2027 Yeah, it’s hard to let her go. We barely have room for the other five. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
2028 The nuclear reactor is sold separately. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2029 Do you come with it? 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2030 Nuclear warheads sold separately. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2031 I’ll take it if you can deliver it” 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2032 Just don’t tell france 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2033 It is for sale, but I'm going to have to do a background check first. 1.3038 0.05207 79 55 24 0
2034 Can I go inside? My grandpa left his hat in there. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
2035 No I can’t float you a loan…cash only. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2036 Is it just me, or have holiday decorations been getting bigger and bigger? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2037 Would you consider trade in for my bike? 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
2038 You’re not FBI, right? You have to tell me if you’re FBI. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2039 Do you gift wrap? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2040 Owned by a little old lady who only used it on Sundays 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2041 I don't care if your caption is brilliant enough to make this highly improbable situation the funniest caption of all time. No one will ever vote for it and you will die in obscurity. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
2042 It really doesn't cost much. Justo don't tell the French. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2043 Ay, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2044 Throw the sub in with your uniform and we have a deal. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2045 Your wife said you were done playing with it. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2046 And it comes with a mooring.. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
2047 Does it come with a warranty? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2048 You can just download an app for the navigation system and run it off your phone. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2049 I'm firm. The uniform is extra. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2050 I just bought one across town that includes air conditioning. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2051 It’s gonna be a classic someday! 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2052 Do you deliver? No, pick-up only 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2053 That beats the three magic beans the guy down the street offered. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2054 Sure, look inside. But if you break it, you bought it. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2055 It's actually free, but I will need proof of your security clearance. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2056 Could you see yourself taking any less than $550 million? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2057 Just remember that loose lips sink ships. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2058 Do you do White Glove delivery? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2059 Yes sir, this baby is 100% made of Lego Bricks 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
2060 If I buy it, can you help me get it home? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2061 Oh, that one's not for sale. I just park it there every night 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2062 No, it's not made in France. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2063 Is it a french submarine or an american one ? I need to go to Australia 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2064 Why is all the signage on board in French? 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
2065 The submarine is free with any other item. All other items cost $3.5 billion. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2066 I’m sorry, but it’s not for sail. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2067 Well, yes, it dates to the Cold War, but I swear it's like new--never been used. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2068 Twenty percent off with a security clearance. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2069 I’m here from the French Embassy 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2070 Imagine a food ‘truck’ that sells Italian subs from an actual submarine! We will call them torpedos! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2071 For that kind of money, you'd think you'd throw in the captain's uniform with it. 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
2072 Does it come in yellow? Got a yellow one? You’ll be in the red next October. Or If you get your own uniform, you can be a captain, too. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
2073 No, the US Navy will NOT sell you the missiles. For those, you have to go across the street to the AIR FORCE'S yard sale. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2074 It’s a certified pre-owned vehicle that passed a 673 point inspection and comes with a three-month unlimited power train warranty. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2075 No, it doesn't come in yellow. Get lost, hippie. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2076 Hurry up kid, France wants to buy it for Australia. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
2077 Can you take me for a trial run? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2078 For $20 more, I’ll throw in Ringo. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2079 Is this the USS Trump? 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
2080 A wise man knows his limitations. And a bold one seizes opportunities. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2081 What are the chances of a SUBlet? Things aren't go to swimmingly at home." 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2082 Have you checked with the French Government to see if they mind that you’re selling this? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2083 How much for the giant hoagie? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2084 It was used by a little old lady in Pasadena. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2085 My wife won’t let me regift it. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2086 Sorry, that one’s not for sail. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2087 It's only 50 bucks but you need to take it "as is" and sign a non-disclosure. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2088 You can have it for free, my wife hates how it blocked the view of the neighbors house, something fishy going on there 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2089 For security reasons it's a baking soda-powered model. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2090 I just came for a PB and J 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2091 Can it still launch missles? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2092 How many does it sleep? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2093 Yes Ringo, that's possible. But why yellow ? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2094 UBER? My advertisement said "U Boat" ! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2095 Sorry that one's sold to Israel. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2096 If you have a pointy finger nail, please don't touch it. It's a balloon from my forced retirement party for singing "All we are saying, is give peace a chance" at a karaoke night for naval officers in DC. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2097 Of course it's suitable for children. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2098 Just put a teaspoon of baking soda in the top hatch and it should work fine.. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2099 With or without nukes? 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2100 Do you have one with non-female pronouns? 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2101 Combien pour le sous-marin, capitaine ? 1.3011 0.05021 93 66 26 1
2102 That's your ride? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2103 Is it easy to park ? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2104 I’ve been underwater in it for some time. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
2105 Two billion new. Lightly used, so let's say 1.5 billion. Or best offer. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2106 Do you offer a test ride? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2107 This is gonna look great with chalk paint. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2108 I told my superiors that my house was underwater. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2109 Is the original manual with it? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2110 I thought only your house was underwater. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2111 No, I do not have it in another color. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2112 I don't got a truck. Any chance you could ... 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2113 Trust me,your investment will rise as fast as sea levels. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2114 Did you know Australia wants one? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2115 My wife said either that or me! 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2116 Ocean not included. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2117 I'll have to charge extra for delivery. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2118 Does this come in any other colors? 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2119 It comes with the yard. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2120 How much for the fissile material and the golf clubs without the sub? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
2121 Does it run on solar? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2122 It's not for sale. It just doesn't fit in my garage. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2123 Instructions and batteries included. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2124 By any chance is the user manual in French? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2125 Hello, Admiral. Do you mind swinging it around the other direction for about an hour? I have to mow your neighbors’ lawns. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2126 Ten dollars take it or leave it. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
2127 Today only, if you buy the submarine I'll throw in an aircraft carrier 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2128 Yes, it still has the Xbox controller. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2129 No, you don't need a license, and you don't need to register it. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2130 It’s for sale. The wife wants a jet ski. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2131 . I like it but l doubt that it will fit in my bathtub 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2132 It’s French overstock. The client pulled out at the last minute so I’ve got them going really cheap. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
2133 Ever since we started working from home, my things around the house have been driving my wife crazy 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2134 Sorry, but the Navy makes no guarantees whether this will impress your date. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2135 Yes, diesel. Picked it up in Sydney. Rarely used by my Australian great uncle. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2136 Its a modern day ark 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2137 Yes, we offer submortgages. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2138 Helps keep our lemonade stand under the radar — no permit and all. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2139 Hi there, would you mind keeping an eye on this while I go get a coffee? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2140 Anyone here order a sub to go ??? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2141 Is the warranty still in force? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2142 I found it at an Army Navy store, but it doesn’t fit into my design scheme. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
2143 As Chairman of the Home Owners Association, I must let you know that you can't park that on the lawn. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2144 We have our big Fall-Out sale every October. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2145 Does this have the TB-16 or the TB-34 fat line tactical towed sonar array? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2146 torpedoes are extra 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2147 Yes but I’ll need to see your learners permit. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2148 I got a bigger one. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2149 So you’re saying I need to speak French? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2150 That’s $3.45 billion, but I’d also be willing to give it to you free if you can listen to my college-aged son talk about David Lynch films for 15 minutes. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2151 You'd need a larger pool. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2152 Sorry, it's not for sale. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2153 How much baking soda and vinegar does that thing take? 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2154 Make me an offer, But I can't help you move it. I've got a bad back. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2155 We bought it with good intentions, but wound up just hanging clothes off of it. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2156 Ok, it’s a deal. If you buy the submarine I’ll throw in the skis for free. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2157 I took a right at Albuquerque when I should have taken a left. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2158 It’s used. The nuclear reactor’s half life is only 5 million years. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2159 Just waiting for that sea level change everyone's predicting. 1.2987 0.05250 77 54 23 0
2160 But the vehicle report says seven war crimes… 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2161 Do you mind if I take it for a spin around the block before I decide? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2162 Yes,I know there is a dent. You try cruising through the South China Sea. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2163 It followed me home, can I keep it? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2164 May I buy just the reactor and a few missiles? 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2165 Does it work?" "No, but it costs two trillion dollars. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2166 $100?! The model glue alone cost me $5000. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2167 I’d love to give you more information but its specifications are classified. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
2168 Is the water included? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2169 Sorry, that's not for sale. I just let my father-in-law store it here. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2170 Please don't touch it unless you are buying it, young man. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2171 Well, Sonny, regardless of what you feel about climate change, I think it could be a life saver. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
2172 Won't the Navy miss that? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2173 How many leagues under the sea per gallon 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2174 What is the provenance of the large piece? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2175 Can this avoid detection by my parents? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2176 How easy is it to parallel park? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2177 Yes. The French already put the steering wheel on the right side… 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2178 If I buy it at market price, can you guarantee at least some of the proceeds will go to education or infrastructure? 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
2179 Maybe I was too limited in my marketing. You're the only one who got my sub text. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2180 G'day, would you take Aussie dollars for this? 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2181 That’s right, son, it is an official “Zumwalt” autograph edition with very low nautical mileage, and no dents. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2182 It was my dad’s 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2183 Can you tell me how many torpedo strikes have been repaired? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2184 I knew the military was downsizing, but I didn't expect this. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2185 Does it have Bluetooth? 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2186 $23.00. With cost over-runs, $1,200,000,000.00. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2187 Can you deliver by Friday? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2188 Interesting. But who does your landscaping? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2189 Does it work? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2190 Is it a convertible? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2191 The lease didn't say 'No submarines' 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2192 That, sir, is free, but in exchange you have to destroy one of yours. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2193 It was a pension option. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2194 This is what you need to do when your house is underwater. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2195 Looks like a fun bath toy. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2196 Best part? Easy to hide from your wife. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2197 That's free. You haul. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2198 Do you the original box it came in? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2199 Put it this way son, it beats mowing. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2200 Do you have the manual for this, or just what’s on the table? 1.2963 0.05105 81 57 24 0
2201 Mind if I take her for a test drive? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2202 Would you say it’s hard to find parking? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2203 Captain and crew included? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2204 Would you happen to have one in a satin finish? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2205 So this is why you want to sell your yard. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2206 Yes, it was $20.2 billion, and it's been reduced to $750,000! Everything on her works perfect but the ICBMs have been removed. Our fleet upgraded to Thunderbolt 4, and this 2019 model runs on USB-2. It won't work with our new operating system. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2207 I'm downsizing. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2208 Well yes, I suppose you could call it silent but deadly. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2209 How much for the golf clubs? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2210 Is the air pump included? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2211 Can you keep a secret? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2212 No one can listen to my calls in there, right? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2213 Is that the only size you have? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2214 Is that a hero, a hoagie or a grinder? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2215 Built in 1998. Only thing missing is it’s $50,000 toilet seat 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2216 Are you sure about this? I’m just going to flip it online and then anyone in any country can buy it. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2217 If I had a penny for every person who cracked a work from home joke today... 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2218 Sorry son, batteries not included 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2219 That's my wife's. It's not for sale. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
2220 I'll take it but you have to paint it yellow. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
2221 I read about that in my peanut butter sandwich. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2222 I tried to keep up with the payments, but went underwater. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
2223 I don’t care if you’ll have a blast. It’s not for sale. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2224 Would you trade it to me for Bezos' rocket ship? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
2225 Do you accept Venmo 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
2226 Can I get a refund if it sinks? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
2227 No, I'm afraid not...nuclear launch codes aren't included. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2228 So, um, is it legal if you’re 14-ish? ‘Cause I got all my bar mitzvah money right here in my pocket. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2229 Once you scrape the bodies off the walls it's practically brand new. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2230 For the last time, no I won't throw in the skis! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2231 It says "made in France" so it's not nuclear powered, right? 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2232 Yes, I suppose you could remove the propeller and install your trailer hitch. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2233 It sleeps 6, but there is a slight problem with moisture. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2234 You’re asking $3.50? Will you take $3.00? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2235 Sorry, that one comes without its box 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2236 For an extra fifty bucks, I'll throw in a computer with classified information. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2237 How much is international shipping? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2238 It's only slightly used. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2239 I really hate to part with it, but our bathtub's just not big enough. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2240 My pool has chlorine? Would that be a problem? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2241 You must have a really big bathtub! 1.2941 0.04971 85 60 25 0
2242 I’m gonna need a lot of lube. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2243 No, I don’t make sandwiches. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2244 Since the debt ceiling talks stalled, we’re going with the nuclear option. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2245 I’ll pay the sub rate. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2246 You drive a hard bargain, but, yes, I'll throw in a rubber duck. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2247 I think 100,000 is a fair enough price, but for an extra five bucks can you throw in the hat? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2248 How about if I buy two. Will you give me a deal? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2249 Is this under sea or land warranty? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2250 My wife is tired of looking at it in the living room. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2251 The President gave me a newer model for my birthday. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2252 I assume it is not Red October. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2253 No, you have to find a crew. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
2254 Does it come with an instruction manual? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2255 Yup, 32 bedrooms, 12 full baths, plus a recently remodeled gourmet kitchen. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2256 Can I test a torpedo before submitting my offer? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2257 No, that’s not mine. It’s a consignment from France. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2258 I had one like this when I was younger 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2259 How much for Hilary’s emails? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2260 Could you do three hundred? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
2261 I went through a total nuclear phase, so embarrassing. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2262 Well, you know Johnny Cash's "One Piece at a Time"? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2263 Nuclear, I presume? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2264 Nukes sold separately. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2265 Do you have any provenance? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2266 Blue November? Dang, so close... 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2267 Of course it has Wi-Fi. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2268 So if taxes paid for this $2.8 billion submarine then why did you just sell it to that creepy guy for $1? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2269 Soooo, would you take $5 for it? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2270 OK, I'll throw in two life jackets and the DVD of Life Aquatic. 1.2933 0.05293 75 53 22 0
2271 Yes, the nautical mileage is quite low. It's the ocean floor model. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2272 Working from home means I have more time for things like this. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2273 Why did you wait so long to sell Nixon's stuff? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2274 Soon as we finish the sale, we're moving to the sea. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2275 A hundred million? I'll give you five bucks and your hat and shades are part of the deal. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
2276 The asking price is only available on a need-to-know basis. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2277 No the sub is not for sale 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2278 Does that come with air bags? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2279 Will you take $15 for this funny-looking blimp? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2280 I’m a Federal taxpayer. I’ve already payed!! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2281 Do you mind If I park it here for just a second? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2282 I thought you said it was a 6 foot sub! 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2283 I'm missing the other Battleship pieces. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2284 Sorry. I only accept crypto. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2285 Is it vintage? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2286 You got anything that floats? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2287 The periscope’s intact, but the torpedoes were launched on my nosy neighbors. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2288 I was looking for the larger version. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2289 Of course it’s mine. What makes you ask? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2290 Throw in the sub and we have ourselves a deal 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2291 It’s 7 Million dollars with the nuclear plans or you give me 6 million rubles for the plans alone. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2292 Do you have a trailer? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2293 That's as low as I can go, Barry. It IS midcentury. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2294 “ No , Son , I need to get cash for an item this big “ . 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2295 If my Mom says we don't have room for another submarine can I bring it back? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2296 Are you a sub-conscious vendor? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2297 Can I take her to my mechanic first? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2298 If I buy the sub will you give me a free copy of the operating manual 1.2927 0.05055 82 58 24 0
2299 Oui. It is barely used and from Australia. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2300 Is this diesel or nuclear propelled? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2301 So where's the other half? 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2302 Do you have an installment plan? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2303 I know it looks drab on the outside but trust me -- the interior is all party, kid. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2304 Sorry, the missus wants to keep it. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2305 So, can I water ski behind this baby? 1.2923 0.07821 65 52 7 6
2306 You will find owning nuclear missiles engenders a particular kind of respect from others. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2307 Nice to meet you, too, Noah. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2308 Combien pour le sous-marin? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2309 This is not the Red October you’re looking for. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2310 No, I can't let you take it for a spin first. You don't even have a learner's permit. 1.2921 0.05104 89 64 24 1
2311 She’s only got 20,000 fathoms. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2312 Batteries are inside of course 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2313 Everything here has to go. Yes, everything! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2314 At last, my hunt for Red October has ended! 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2315 The ballast is shot, but the interest payments alone should keep her under water. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2316 For THIS?! A bit off the radar, that price. 1.2917 0.05394 72 51 21 0
2317 For another billion I’ll throw in a missile. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2318 Colonel, you crushed my Tesla. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2319 Well, with the improvements in the economy, we no longer are under water. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2320 Does it leak much? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2321 Yes , I know $200,00000 is a little steep but its only ten years , and has only had one owner . 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2322 I hate parting with it. There's a lot of emotion just below the surface. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2323 Would you take five dollars? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2324 Useless. Floats now 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2325 Price includes a SUBFAX report and marina parking for one year”. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2326 Made in America. I'll give it to you for $1.50. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2327 How many Frequent Flyer miles for that? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2328 Did your Grandma have the extended warranty? 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2329 I guarantee, Joe Manchin will never hear it coming. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2330 Prewar? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2331 Actually, I was looking for a sub sandwich. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2332 Does it come with its own bathtub? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2333 When I told you to get me a sub, I wanted it with American cheese and oil and vinegar. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2334 You’re crazy if you think you can unload this French submarine! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2335 Is it OK if I park here? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2336 So, you’re offering $3 billion if I throw in the hat? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2337 Does the periscope come with a zoom lens? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2338 My Dad said surprise me. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2339 Can I take this for a brief test dive before we talk price? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2340 What size hitch ball is required? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2341 Yes. Shark proof. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2342 Buy it and I’ll throw in the uniform for free. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2343 We didn't need a nuclear submarine for the war in Afghanistan, and Australia didn't want last year's model, so were letting it go, cheap. Just try to avoid head-on collisions. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2344 Buy it now and I'll throw in the missiles. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
2345 Honestly, my wife just really wants it out of the house. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2346 Is Waldo in there? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2347 Screen door is an optional feature, sir. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2348 Submarine ? What submarine ? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2349 That's not for sail. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2350 Does it come with the storage unit? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2351 We're salvaging what we can from that stupid space force. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2352 No, you can't take it out for a test drive. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2353 Yes, the SubFax is clean! 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2354 Yes! if it sinks, I promise to return all of your money.” 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2355 OK, best offer: the chairs, the skis, the metal thingy, and the fancy hat for $3000,000,003.84 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2356 After a protracted battle, the neighbors won. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2357 It's a bargain, but you need a Top Secret clearance to purchase it. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2358 How much for insurance? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2359 Premium or regular gas? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2360 We lost the owner's manual. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2361 Is it on discount because it’s from France? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2362 Only $200... or free if you're with the local sherriff's department. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2363 The nuclear torpedo will cost you another five bucks. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2364 Can you hold it while I run home and measure my bathtub? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2365 Somewhere between 2 and 3 miles per gallon. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2366 We’re more of a frigate family. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2367 What does it do? It's a paperweight, what do you think it does... 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2368 Sorry, I can’t help you fix it, mine was under military contract. 1.2895 0.05237 76 54 22 0
2369 I could either charge you to deliver it OR we could just wait until the next heavy rain. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2370 That thing work? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2371 How much for the tub toy? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2372 Actually, it's my wife who's selling it. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2373 I’ll take the submarine if you throw in the line for free. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2374 Do you have the mileage and maintenance records? 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2375 Nuclear? 1.2895 0.05237 76 54 22 0
2376 The Russians are not coming. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2377 It wouldn’t be a real Navy Yard sale without one of those. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2378 Do you have one in stainless steel? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2379 Sorry, no early birds. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2380 How many cup-holders? 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
2381 I lost the remote for the cloaking device. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2382 Can I pay you in cocaine in a few months? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2383 How much for the house? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2384 The kids are all grown. We need to downsize. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2385 I'm sorry son. We don't deliver. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2386 Sorry sir, this is diesel. The nuclear sub sold earlier this morning. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2387 No, it's not for sale. God, you're like the fifth person who's asked me that. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2388 It goes 0 to 30 knots in 5 minutes. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2389 Uh… can I take it for a test drive? 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2390 How about $3 billion and you throw in the skis? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2391 Does it come with or without the nukes? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2392 Actually, it's a Mothers Against Drunk Driving bumper sticker, it has nothing to do with Mutual Assured Destruction 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2393 Can I please have that with mustard. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2394 Forty-seven billion and I'll throw in the skis. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2395 I'll need to take it for a spin first. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2396 I bet my dad has a bigger one. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2397 Sorry, the sub is already spoken for Australia. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2398 Don't tell my wife about this 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2399 There's a cheaper one down the block that comes with an instruction manual. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2400 So, you're saying I can't have the Hendrix, Eagles and Bowie.. unless I also take the Zeppelin? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2401 How many miles does it have? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2402 It only sailed on Sundays by a little old captain from Pasadena. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2403 Can I take it out for a test run? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2404 This yard sale doesn’t start until 7 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2405 Forget about electric cars and hyperloops, this is hands down the future of transportation. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2406 Because I like you kid, I’ll let it go for two billion. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2407 Is the price for that with or without nukes? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2408 It seems more shady than it is. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2409 No that wasn't a crazy Ivan, I was just turning into the driveway. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2410 Sorry, someone already bought the dry dock. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2411 Who are you calling a blimp? 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2412 It comes with a trailer. 1.2877 0.05335 73 52 21 0
2413 Does it have a clean title? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2414 Is the operating system Mac or PC? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2415 I received an urgent message to built it and then came the drought. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2416 …so this is where all my tax dollars went 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2417 How long would you hold this for me? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2418 That's a negative; you could take it home right now. The legislature just OK'd unrestricted open-carry. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2419 Does it come with batteries? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2420 Is it wifi ready? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2421 What’s a you boat? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2422 Do you accept trade-ins? 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2423 It's $10 extra if you want it delivered "down under" 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
2424 Is that a Peugeot? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2425 I’m under a lot of pressure to sell 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2426 Is there a discount for two? 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2427 I'll paint it yellow and let everyone live in it. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2428 2.8 Billion, and I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2429 I'm trying to stay afloat in the current housing market. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2430 It’d make a heckuva septic tank . 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
2431 Can I get a drink and chips with the sub? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2432 How many miles are on it? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2433 No, I won't throw the water skis in with the deal. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2434 You'll never use it as much as you think you will. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2435 It is French. They didn't want it. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2436 How many fathoms? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2437 Is this things warranty still good? I don’t want to be receiving any calls. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2438 I saw your classified ad… 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2439 I just got divorced. They took the Battleship but left me with the Submarine. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2440 So do you guys deliver or… ? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2441 What were you thinking? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2442 Yeah, but UNTIL all the ice floes melt... 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2443 How do I know it floats? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2444 Do you get the internet inside? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2445 Is the periscope lens on this thing polarized? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2446 No, it doesn't come with a soundtrack. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2447 Wow this really is a sub above. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2448 Would you take fifty clams for it? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2449 They did'nt tell me I couldn't take it home. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2450 If you also buy the golf clubs I can give you a good deal! 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
2451 Fifty bucks for the sub...3.3 billion for the manual. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2452 How much for the nuclear sub, General Flynn? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2453 Yes, I know…. I hate driving it without windows. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2454 Congress has finally decided to scrap half of the fleet to pay for education. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2455 Will you take $5? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2456 I'm not going any lower because you saw one on craigslist for half the price with the original nuclear warheads and a crew of 135. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2457 Would take half a billion for it? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2458 That’s classified sir. But if it where to cost something, it’d be 20 bucks. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2459 Sir, my allowance doesn’t come close to $50,000,000. Can you see yourself bringing down to, maybe, $5.00? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2460 Sorry son, it doesn't come in red 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2461 Is it stick-shift or automatic? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2462 It runs on baking powder and the frogmen come with it. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2463 Can I test drive it first? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2464 Just know that the Seawolf class is a bugger to park. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2465 You think I drive a hard bargain? This thing cost more than the country it invaded. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2466 Negative, son. It's not a big football. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2467 Do you happen to have one in yellow? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2468 Torpedoes with the Active Homing System, or the MARK 48 wire guidance? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2469 I discovered that it's easier to rent than to own. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2470 Can it get rid of chipmunks? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2471 That? I found it deep under stacks of old National Geographic magazines. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2472 What is What doing Where? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2473 Is it chorine safe? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2474 I had one of those when I was a boy. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2475 It'll fit. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2476 Mom told me to tell you not to sell that. She wants to convert it to a she shed. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2477 March, 2020: "Six rolls of Charmin is all I ask." 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2478 No son, the nukes are extra. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2479 Oh yes, it can certainly be made to run on a soy-kombucha compost blend. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2480 I'll pay in crypto if you can help me load it on my truck. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2481 The next high tide is the soonist I can deliver it” 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2482 And you say the nukes still work? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2483 Of course I've got the pink slip. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2484 It’s not French, is it? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2485 Do the seat belts work? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2486 I'm the guy who called about the subletting. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2487 Nice try France 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2488 After countless weekends spent rummaging through musty clothes and broken toasters, the hunt for Red October finally came to an end. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2489 . Does it have cruise control? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2490 I took it as a fuck you to my boss. His favorite mug comes with it 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2491 Yep honest. It's the "Red October" 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
2492 It comes with three ICBMs and a crew of forty. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2493 Yup - that's right - only used one summer for two months at the lake. The kids have gone off to college - we have no need of it anymore. We bought a used Boeing 737 Max. Going to travel now that the kids are gone. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2494 I'm trying to help out a guy in France. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2495 Do you have any in beige? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2496 You'll need your mother's permission. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2497 I know, even we're going solar. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2498 You got the warranty on this thing? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2499 Guess what else Biden cut from the budget? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2500 Had to make room for the aircraft carrier. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2501 Yeah, the government is kind of just giving these out to whoever asks for one. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2502 Funny story about the sub, I'm in the Air Force! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2503 Finish paying for the aircraft carrier and then we can talk. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2504 And the Plutonium is still good? 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2505 What happens if I stick a pin in it? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2506 Can I get that sent home to Australia? 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2507 Throw in that cool uniform and we've got a deal! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2508 Does it include delivery? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2509 Yes, of course I am ashamed. I never thought I would sink so low" 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2510 This comes with the lawn mower attachment, right? 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2511 Sorry, I don't take Venmo. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2512 Sorry,this is last one I have left. Some chaps from Liverpool bought the yellow one yesterday. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2513 Why buy less,when you can buy more. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2514 Can I pay with frequent flyer miles? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2515 My daughter wanted a Honda. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2516 But will it deter deer? 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2517 No you may NOT take it for a little spin. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2518 C'est la vie. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2519 Is the tank full? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2520 No, it doesn’t come with an instruction manual. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2521 Meanwhile, in France.... 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2522 Yes son, this is part of DoD's new plan for dealing with budget cuts. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2523 Can I use your bathroom ? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2524 So I guess this means France won't give us our money back? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2525 Ordered you a super sub for lunch. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2526 Give her fresh paint and a couple of ICBMs, and she'll be as good as new. Heck, son, I'll throw in a life raft. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2527 Throw in a couple of aircraft carriers and we've got a deal! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2528 Sorry - only selling that one to foreign governments. But how about the skis? 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2529 Yes, you have to supply your own missiles 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2530 Does the $478,835,000 price tag include delivery to a nearby ocean port? 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
2531 It's also on sale online, yes, but photos will also be watermarked. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2532 The war is over and I lost. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2533 Make me an offer, son -- my wife won't let me keep it in the house. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2534 My mother had one just like it. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2535 You'll need it when your house is underwater." 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
2536 No, it does not come in diesel. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2537 It comes with the red button phone. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2538 I'll throw in the hat if you take it. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2539 Do you happen to have this one in a different color? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2540 Part of my retirement package." 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2541 The alternative was 450 billion cupcakes. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2542 Is it true that your elderly great aunt only used it on alternate Tuesdays in 1986? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2543 Is it ok to park here? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2544 Zee Aussies had trouble with placing it on Le Barbie 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2545 I was fired a week before my retirement date and lost my pension. But they gave me a commemorative sub. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2546 You don't look like you could produce the amount of seamen required. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2547 Yes, it's for sale. I'm no longer going to work from home. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2548 I'm selling it because my house is under water. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2549 Sorry, NFS. That's our Airbnb Adventure. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2550 It’s $3.25 billion or your best offer. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2551 Well, in addition to its global stealth attack capabilities, admittedly, the price does include some sentimental value. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2552 Quick question: can people reach me about my car's extended warranty in there? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2553 Includes the original F. A, O, Schwartz instruction book, for ages 3 to 5. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2554 $3.45 billion, but at this point I'll take 3.2, just to beat the French. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2555 Just let me know by high tide. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2556 It turned out the hunt for the Red October was more about the journey than actually finding it. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2557 do you have the operating manuals? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2558 By any chance do you have one of those in yellow? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2559 We've been trying to contact you about your submarine's extended warranty. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2560 Excuse me, but your submarine is blocking my driveway. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2561 I'll take off $20 if you haul it away yourself. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2562 No nukes is good nukes. Make me an offer. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2563 How low will you and it go ? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2564 No, I found it in my basement. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2565 How much just for the ‘nukes? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2566 Sorry. Diesel. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2567 How many bathrooms? I"m afraid that's classified information, sir. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2568 Nuclear has a bad reputation 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2569 Global warming will solve that problem." 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2570 Does this one come fully loaded? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2571 That?. No it's not for sale. I am keeping it until Jeffrey turns 16. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2572 Sure, you can take her for a test dive 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2573 Hey mister can you take me for a ride in your spaceship? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2574 They are asking twice as much on ebay. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2575 Only driven to minor skirmishes on Sunday. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2576 Does that come with an air pump? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2577 We all lived in it until the paint flaked off. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2578 Without a well regulated Militia I can't keep it, and the zoning laws are prohibitive. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2579 What's the insurance rate on that thing? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2580 1.2 billion but I would take less. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2581 It was fun for a while, but then it got to be way too much work. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2582 Obsolete? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2583 It's just the thing for sea level rise. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2584 So it shrinks back down if I get it wet? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2585 I've always wanted one of those. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2586 how much is it to fill this thing up? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2587 The sub wouldn't happen to be made by Fiestaware, would it? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2588 Does it come with WiFi? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2589 Can it still destroy our way of life? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2590 Will you throw in shipping? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2591 Might you have a shopping bag for this large purchase? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2592 It's unfurnished. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2593 What specifically do you mean by “lightly used”? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2594 Excuse me, does this come with training wheels?! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2595 The missiles are sold separately. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2596 We’re cutting the military budget 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2597 Four dollars seems like kind of a lot for non-nuclear. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2598 It's on clearance - courtesy of the Toebbes. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2599 Is it street legal? 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2600 No. It doesn't come with a trailer. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2601 The Antique Hunt for Red October. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2602 Last time it worked 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2603 Can I just sublet this? 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2604 She's all yours if you handle the angry crew inside. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2605 Mind if I take it for a quick spin before I decide? 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2606 I really just want the roller skates. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2607 The sub comes with a fully furnished 3 bedroom, 2 bath home" 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2608 Oh, you said a SHIP-load of stuff 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2609 So you're saying I can use this to go underwater and see the battleship you sold me last week? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2610 It could be a YOU boat for a mere $15. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2611 Can you hold it until I can get me wife down here? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2612 Sorry,I sold the trailer an hour ago. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2613 Has it Airplane mode? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2614 No, it's not for sale. We all live in that yellow submarine. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2615 Hey, is that sub an '82 Los Angeles!? I had one just like it in college! Always had trouble with the periscope but the chicks loved it! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2616 But how do I convert fathoms to miles? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2617 It was my retirement gift. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2618 Are the nuclear codes extra? 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2619 Yes, but what's the monthly garage charge? 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2620 Yes, I'd recommend it if you are a sea student. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2621 Yeah that's what I said kid, Run Silent, Run Deep. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
2622 Does it come with a 90 day warrantee? 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2623 Do you know if it can run on tidal energy alone? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2624 So, do I hand the "peanut butter sandwich" to you, or should I leave it inside after I "inspect the interior"? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2625 Nuclear? No. Runs on diesel. Made in France. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2626 No subdividing 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2627 I only accept your offer if you have free shipping to my door. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2628 Preowned 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2629 Yes, civilian, this is THE yellow submarine. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2630 how did you get this out the front gate pf the base 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2631 The manual is in the glove compartment. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2632 No, it doesn't come with missiles. you have to supply your own. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2633 Can you throw in driving lessons? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2634 What's its carbon footprint? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2635 Gone Fission 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2636 It's because I had one of those underwater mortgages. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2637 Red October or French castaway? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2638 Yes, it's inflatable" 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2639 Has it been converted to electric? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2640 Can I use ApplePay? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2641 We hate to part with it, but we’re under water with the house. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
2642 Now hear this, I will not haggle. It’s fifty cents and that’s that. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2643 No, my new home is not for sale. Haven’t you heard the sea level is rising? 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
2644 I'm not accepting offers under 20,000 leagues. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2645 Does it come in blue? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2646 Yeah, I get that it’s fuel efficient. But you still won’t throw in the set of clubs as an extra? 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2647 I had a punch card for a free sub. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2648 How many gallons for a fill-up? 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2649 So is that the one the Aussies didn't buy? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2650 1.4 billion dollars. 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
2651 Were you under a lot of pressure to sell? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2652 I’ll take one yard, please 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2653 I’m selling it to keep my head above water.” 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2654 Have you got the owner's manual for this? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2655 Sorry, batteries are no included. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2656 I'd call the leak insignificant, Sonny 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2657 No, thank you, sir. Actually, two blocks over, we all live in a yellow submarine. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2658 If you can get it off my lawn, it's yours 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2659 Throw in the nukes and you got a deal. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2660 Yea, it's a smart sub. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2661 I know that it's nuclear powered, but are the missiles included? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2662 Obviously it’s long and hard…but is it full of seamen? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2663 Can we all live in it? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2664 Sorry,no it doesn't speak French. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2665 And our friends are all aboard Many more of them live next door 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2666 Would you sell that to my little sister for twenty-five cents? 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2667 We’ll, the price is fine, but I’ll need to run a title search first. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2668 I'm having a Red October sale" 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2669 Sorry, it's not nuclear 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2670 Lego sets have really come a long way 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2671 Would you like to pay for shipping and handling? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2672 There are no torpedo tubes because the cartoonist forgot to draw them. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2673 do you have the remote? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2674 When I was your age, this what ‘going down’ meant” 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2675 Does the sub come fully loaded? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2676 I’ll have to come back with my buddy’s pickup truck. 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2677 The government decided the military should pay for itself the way PTAs do. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2678 Lessons included? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2679 Used to be yellow. Smoothest ride to my octopuses garden. Turned to this after my rehab. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2680 That's a HOA violation 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2681 Unfortunately it doesn’t come with the manual. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2682 So, for the best sound I've to get this behind the couch? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2683 Yes, it’s waterproof - not water resistant. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2684 You didn't get your promotion? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2685 We're helping the French sell them off after Australia cancelled. They decided direct-to-consumer was the way to go." 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2686 It runs great. Just don't put it on auto-pilot. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2687 You want to take it for a test dive? 1.2769 0.05593 65 47 18 0
2688 I'll take whatever you can give me. She's a sunk cost. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2689 My wife says I have trouble letting go. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2690 Look, I'm not knot interested. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2691 If you deliver it I'll throw in an extra $5. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2692 So...the screen door idea didn't work? 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2693 Does it come with a crew? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2694 One careful lady driver 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2695 Still under warranty? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2696 Just so you know, it's missing the remote control. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2697 If you don't have off street parking it's gotta go. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2698 Automatic or standard? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2699 How many knots per fuel rod? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2700 Do you think we could take it around the block once and you give me a quick tutorial?” 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2701 Do you see what I see over there? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2702 My dad's trying to back out, can you move it again? 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2703 Fine! You can have it for $100,000 and you can have my peanut butter sandwich and the pack of gum! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2704 I'm making a career change. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2705 Hi, I’m with the HOA… 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2706 That one's not for sale kid, it's just a way for me to segue into my time in the war. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2707 They allow all three stars and up one weapon to take home upon retirement after thirty years. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2708 Sure, it'll fit in your bath. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2709 Does it come with the owners manual? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2710 „It runs great. Just got a more climate friendly nuclear model. „ 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2711 Yes it's for sale, but some how she wants to hang on to the Total Gym. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2712 It’s because we bought the house with a sub prime loan. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2713 3.45 billion dollars or best offer. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2714 Uranium included? 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2715 You still got the manual for that? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2716 You mean this sucker floats? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2717 Is Shipping Included?? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2718 I just couldn't justify owning 5 of these. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2719 But how can I know its not a knockoff? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2720 Your knottage may vary. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2721 Would you do $20? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2722 What's the mileage? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2723 Do you think that’ll fit in the breakfront? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2724 Mind if I try out the nuclear missile launching systems? 1.2750 0.05024 80 58 22 0
2725 It was only used once. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2726 You're quite right, sir. When doomsday weapons are made illegal, only mad scientists will have doomsday weapons! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2727 Sorry, but it is cash and carry. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2728 Does the outfit you're wearing come with it? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2729 Does it come with a pool? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2730 Well, today each country wants more weapons, but they do shy away from talking about it. This is 2050; missiles are a routine part of neighborhood yard sales, and since we're bonding better each day, we don't hide anything anymore. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2731 You’re really not supposed to park there, sir… 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2732 Do you still have the original packaging? 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2733 What do you say I take the vanity table, mirror and throw in the ballistic missile?? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2734 Yeah, but it doesn't have that Australian nuke drive, so that's why you're dumping it, right? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2735 That's our new flood insurance. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2736 How many nautical miles are on the odometer? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2737 I will take it, but do you need a valid diver's license? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2738 Is this to repay your student loan? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2739 Reason for selling?” - “I started a submarine company. Unfortunately it went under…” 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2740 I bought it in 2008 when my house was underwater... 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2741 You say it comes with a war and tea? Or, is that a warranty? And does it come with your uniform? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2742 If I buy this, my wife will really go nuclear. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2743 It had to go. Our mortgage is underwater. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2744 I built it from a kit. Beautiful isn't it? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2745 That's our last one. The blue one sold earlier this morning. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2746 But will it float! 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
2747 I'll give you 20,000 leagues for it. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2748 Does it come with the charging cord? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2749 It's not obsolete. It's just ... requisitioned. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2750 Sorry, kid; the nukes are extra. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2751 I could haggle, but I’d have to kill you. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2752 Where do you go for repairs? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2753 Three point four billion or best offer. 1.2740 0.05256 73 53 20 0
2754 Its pronounced NEW-clee-er. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2755 Not for sale, kid. That’s my ride. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2756 No, you can’t deflate it so you can store it in your pool shed! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2757 I’ll give you another dime to throw in the crew. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2758 BOGO?" Seriously? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2759 "The yard sale with the 747 had more stuff." 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2760 Sorry about congressional gridlock. Hope your plan B works. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2761 One point five billion 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2762 Is it authentic WWII or a cheap remake? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2763 Can I take a test drive first? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2