Contest #777


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777

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It works fine—we’re just no longer a nuclear family.”
  2. “Yeah, and you never took a pen home from the office?”
  3. “A minivan just makes more sense for us right now.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-10-24T22:42:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-11-07T23:43:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-11-01T22:42:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 8, 2021
Number of captions 6862
Number of responses 795026
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Amazon accidentally sent two. 1.8959 0.01089 5362 2014 1892 1456
1 It works fine, we’re just no longer a nuclear family. 1.8782 0.01144 5032 1999 1647 1386
2 Already sold. Guy on the phone. Kim something. 1.8671 0.01070 5743 2320 1866 1557
3 No, we’d only have to do a background check if I were selling you a gun. 1.8588 0.01443 3138 1277 1027 834
4 Well, if you wanted the aircraft carrier, you should have been here first thing this morning. 1.8434 0.01130 4726 1853 1760 1113
5 You know how it is. You promise yourself you're going to use it every day, but after a couple of weeks it just ends up in the back of the garage. 1.8343 0.01076 5101 1999 1948 1154
6 Yeah, and you never took a pen home from the office? 1.8270 0.01090 5276 2190 1809 1277
7 Sorry, sold the yellow one to some musicians. 1.8235 0.01294 3876 1659 1242 975
8 The paperwork's in the glove box. Title, owner's manual, nuclear launch codes. All there. 1.8118 0.01168 4357 1782 1613 962
9 Do you still have the box? 1.8038 0.01333 3497 1497 1189 811
10 Please stop calling it a hoagie, it's a sub. 1.7967 0.01237 4260 1910 1306 1044
11 Cash only, mate. Trying to keep this one under the radar. 1.7817 0.01449 2812 1204 1018 590
12 Six wars, sure, but only one owner! 1.7816 0.01843 1580 634 657 289
13 I don't need it now that I'm working from home 1.7807 0.01443 2923 1280 1004 639
14 Because of rising sea levels, we live in the submarine. We're actually selling the house. 1.7799 0.01323 3526 1561 1180 785
15 A minivan just makes more sense for us right now. 1.7783 0.01327 3207 1339 1240 628
16 Don't tell France where you got it. 1.7733 0.01457 2925 1314 960 651
17 Is this the submarine mentioned in the ad? 1.7657 0.01433 3069 1410 968 691
18 I've got two words for you, son: Chick magnet. 1.7654 0.01510 2698 1220 891 587
19 Yes, I can hold it for you while you ask your Mom. 1.7641 0.01835 1704 737 632 335
20 Moral of the story: be very specific when ordering a fully loaded sub on a delivery app. 1.7636 0.02468 1032 475 326 231
21 Yeah, like you never took pens home from the office?!?! 1.7583 0.01518 2636 1196 881 559
22 it's only got 20,000 leagues on it 1.7574 0.01703 1983 869 726 388
23 It only comes in navy 1.7562 0.01502 2547 1118 932 497
24 When the sea levels rise you'll look like a genius. 1.7534 0.01585 2202 947 851 404
25 Sure, but you'll have to come back at high tide to pick it up. 1.7519 0.01863 1616 703 611 302
26 It’s $5 because I’ve lost the charger for it 1.7354 0.01787 1886 883 619 384
27 The sub? No that’s not for sale I’m working from home 1.7321 0.01836 1792 845 582 365
28 It was either sell it or go under. 1.7301 0.02409 993 456 349 188
29 Do you have this in yellow? 1.7296 0.02011 1409 643 504 262
30 Brought it home and the wife went totally ballistic. 1.7273 0.01916 1606 752 540 314
31 Perfect size for a nuclear family" 1.7270 0.02422 956 434 349 173
32 I thought I was ordering a sandwich. 1.7227 0.02048 1522 755 434 333
33 It's not for sale. I'm working from home. 1.7223 0.01982 1487 698 504 285
34 It’s Old Navy. 1.7213 0.01971 1525 723 504 298
35 You mind if I ask why you're getting rid of it? 1.7206 0.01981 1471 687 508 276
36 So I asked myself: "Does this spark joy?" 1.7202 0.02130 1444 731 386 327
37 Listen kid, was it raining when Noah built the ark? 1.7196 0.01993 1448 676 502 270
38 Well, for one thing, it’s waterproof. 1.7194 0.01951 1440 653 538 249
39 Been on the hunt for this all October! 1.7184 0.02042 1417 674 468 275
40 My wife said if it no longer sparks joy, get rid of it. 1.7181 0.01996 1412 652 506 254
41 My ex got the aircraft carrier. 1.7155 0.02085 1339 634 452 253
42 What's the lowest you'll go? 1.7126 0.02063 1277 583 478 216
43 Do you still have the original box? 1.7121 0.02161 1292 629 406 257
44 Don't worry about that sir. This is Florida. The water is coming. 1.7099 0.02111 1265 593 446 226
45 I guess I could throw in the hat.. 1.7055 0.02185 1141 528 421 192
46 My wife told me to get rid of some of my old navy crap 1.7047 0.02153 1165 537 435 193
47 The yellow one sold an hour ago. 1.7043 0.02173 1170 547 422 201
48 The French don't need to know about this. 1.7042 0.02332 1075 520 353 202
49 When your ad said "Nautilus" , I assumed it was exercise equipment! 1.7026 0.02189 1133 526 418 189
50 Does it come in yellow? 1.7022 0.02236 1135 541 391 203
51 No, I don't have a yellow one. 1.7014 0.02323 1122 557 343 222
52 It just didn't spark joy anymore. 1.6994 0.02322 1068 516 357 195
53 It runs just fine but my wife wanted it out of the basement. 1.6968 0.02251 1052 488 395 169
54 That’s not for sale — I work from home. 1.6958 0.02311 1065 514 361 190
55 Do the torpedos work? My wife got our yacht in the divorce. 1.6954 0.02450 1034 526 297 211
56 Yes it has a bathroom, and no you can’t use it. 1.6926 0.02370 1002 483 344 175
57 That’s not for sale - I’m just working from home now. 1.6884 0.02479 937 461 307 169
58 What's long and hard and full of seamen? Ha, just kidding.... don't hurt me. 1.6854 0.02600 909 467 261 181
59 Yes, you’ll need to add water. 1.6840 0.02561 883 439 284 160
60 The ad said "Huge Craft Sale" -- I wasn't expecting this! 1.6831 0.02575 890 448 276 166
61 Is this the submarine in the ad? 1.6830 0.02654 858 438 254 166
62 Can you help me tie it to the top of my car? 1.6825 0.02562 844 410 292 142
63 What is the lowest you can go? 1.6823 0.02530 875 428 297 150
64 That must’ve been some mid-life crisis 1.6811 0.02582 856 424 281 151
65 Define, "gently used." 1.6809 0.02447 843 390 332 121
66 Tried to keep up with the payments… but we’re underwater 1.6790 0.02568 838 409 289 140
67 Pre-owned, but those are nautical miles. 1.6784 0.02499 827 389 315 123
68 It works, but it needs new batteries. 1.6778 0.02689 838 432 244 162
69 No, that's it, nothing in yellow. 1.6776 0.02663 825 417 257 151
70 Four hundred million and I'll throw in the skis 1.6764 0.02658 819 412 260 147
71 Sorry, we sold the yellow one earlier this morning. 1.6752 0.02713 782 393 250 139
72 Do you have a yellow one? 1.6739 0.02744 782 399 239 144
73 Sure, you could paint it yellow. 1.6731 0.02690 780 389 257 134
74 I hate to be "that neighbor" but could you move your nuclear submarine? It is blocking my driveway. 1.6719 0.02689 765 378 260 127
75 Yes, we all live in it. 1.6719 0.02706 768 383 254 131
76 How firm is the $4 billion? 1.6676 0.02641 731 348 278 105
77 Is that the only submarine you have? 1.6667 0.02702 720 349 262 109
78 U boat, U break, U buy 1.6662 0.02804 719 363 233 123
79 You always think you’ll use it more then you do, but it’s time for someone else to enjoy it. 1.6657 0.02727 712 347 256 109
80 The launch codes are extra. 1.6628 0.02717 694 334 260 100
81 After a few weeks, the kids just lost interest. 1.6575 0.02952 619 309 213 97
82 Trust me. It’s a total chick magnet. 1.6565 0.03013 626 322 197 107
83 Actually, that's where I live. It's the house that's for sale. 1.6552 0.02876 638 316 226 96
84 It's the perfect fit for any nuclear family. 1.6551 0.03013 635 330 194 111
85 Do you by chance have the box it came in? 1.6533 0.02984 623 318 203 102
86 Yes— any purchase comes with a free sub 1.6502 0.03045 606 313 192 101
87 Was this ever occupied by cats or smokers? 1.6493 0.02993 596 300 205 91
88 In the good old days it used to yellow and we all lived there. 1.6493 0.03087 613 324 180 109
89 Seventeen beds, one bath? 1.6476 0.03076 576 294 191 91
90 Trust me - if you have to ask you can't afford it. 1.6463 0.02986 574 284 209 81
91 It just doesn't spark joy for me anymore 1.6463 0.03135 574 299 179 96
92 It only has 20,000 leagues on it 1.6463 0.03028 588 299 198 91
93 Yes, I considered painting it yellow. But then realized this is a black and white cartoon. 1.6457 0.03130 573 298 180 95
94 Of course it works - how do you think I got it here? 1.6456 0.03104 570 293 186 91
95 As is means no launch codes. 1.6447 0.03035 577 292 198 87
96 Do you have the original box? 1.6444 0.03143 568 296 178 94
97 How low can you go on this one?" 1.6440 0.03032 573 289 199 85
98 It works great as a lawn decoration, conversation piece, or to establish naval superiority over your neighbors. 1.6435 0.03165 561 293 175 93
99 We got it when the kids were little, but no one really uses it anymore... 1.6423 0.03101 562 288 187 87
100 The codes are sold separately. 1.6413 0.03135 552 284 182 86
101 How much is shipping? 1.6412 0.03232 549 291 164 94
102 Yes, it does have cup holders. 1.6387 0.03454 429 215 154 60
103 Unfortunately no, I can't tell you much about the previous owner. 1.6374 0.03337 524 282 150 92
104 Ironically I am selling it because my house is under-water... 1.6374 0.03282 524 277 160 87
105 Do you happen to have one of those in yellow? 1.6374 0.03176 546 285 174 87
106 That's the only one I have left. 1.6367 0.03211 534 279 170 85
107 Make it an even two billion and I'll throw in the patio set. 1.6365 0.03181 531 274 176 81
108 I just had no use for it since we moved to Nebraska. 1.6348 0.03228 512 264 171 77
109 $1.5 Billion, but it's free if you move it. 1.6348 0.03228 512 264 171 77
110 Does France know about this? 1.6341 0.03362 511 275 148 88
111 It didn't spark joy. 1.6341 0.03419 511 280 138 93
112 Can you go lower? 1.6324 0.03191 525 272 174 79
113 I lost the manual but you can probably find one on the Internet. 1.6322 0.03252 503 260 168 75
114 Perfect. I'll take it. Can I store it here until sea levels rise? 1.6318 0.03380 497 266 148 83
115 Yes, It's invisible to our enemies. But not invisible to my wife". 1.6306 0.03333 490 257 157 76
116 Is this sub standard? 1.6293 0.03328 491 258 157 76
117 I'll just need a hand tying this to the roof of my car... 1.6291 0.03135 515 261 184 70
118 You’re right, they are getting harder and harder to find. 1.6281 0.03303 484 251 162 71
119 No, we’ve lost the instruction manual. 1.6280 0.03274 492 255 165 72
120 By chance, do you have one of these in yellow? 1.6279 0.03293 481 248 164 69
121 It comes with a missile and free WiFi. 1.6275 0.03277 494 257 164 73
122 Not sure if you read the new climate change report but, you might want to hang onto that. 1.6273 0.03361 483 255 153 75
123 I see your point, I guess you HAVE already paid for it 1.6268 0.03342 477 249 157 71
124 You only have it in Navy? 1.6268 0.03471 477 259 137 81
125 Lowest I can go is 20,000 Leagues. 1.6245 0.03426 474 254 144 76
126 I can't sell you any instructions. They're classified. 1.6231 0.03349 459 237 158 64
127 "Sorry, the exercise equipment went this morning. This is the only Nautilus we have left." 1.6226 0.03570 461 255 125 81
128 With rising sea levels, it could be your home of the future. 1.6220 0.03329 455 233 161 61
129 I could throw in some yellow paint, sure. 1.6217 0.03483 460 248 138 74
130 You know, the other end of this thing is in my yard. 1.6212 0.03458 462 248 141 73
131 How much for that and the bicycle? 1.6208 0.03525 451 244 134 73
132 No, you have to buy the nuclear missiles separately. 1.6190 0.03487 441 234 141 66
133 Do you happen to have a yellow one? 1.6187 0.03478 459 248 138 73
134 What sub? 1.6187 0.03968 438 266 73 99
135 It only has 20,000 leagues. 1.6186 0.03542 430 229 136 65
136 Turns out I didn’t need this when we started working from home 1.6184 0.03791 359 187 122 50
137 We just had kids so we’re switching to a frigate. 1.6148 0.03399 431 222 153 56
138 It's like this computer; the problems start when you open a few windows. 1.6147 0.03512 423 223 140 60
139 You'll need 3000 Double AA batteries 1.6142 0.03416 451 239 147 65
140 Works fine. Just add water. 1.6132 0.03491 424 223 142 59
141 Throw in some highly classified military secrets and you have yourself a deal. 1.6122 0.03567 410 217 135 58
142 Obviously stealth mode is broken but other than that, it's a bargain. 1.6117 0.03554 412 218 136 58
143 Just the one? 1.6103 0.03714 408 225 117 66
144 No, that’s where I live. It’s the house I’m selling. 1.6088 0.03460 432 229 143 60
145 Do you still have the user manual? 1.6069 0.03454 407 210 147 50
146 You're only option is a sub prime loan. 1.6066 0.03665 394 212 125 57
147 It uses highly enriched uranium-238--or 24,000 boxes of baking soda. 1.6065 0.03681 399 217 122 60
148 What do you mean by "as is?" 1.6061 0.03652 391 209 127 55
149 I need to check with my Mom first. 1.6055 0.03672 398 216 123 59
150 Like *your* dad never brought home paper clips from work 1.6040 0.03700 399 219 119 61
151 That price include shipping? 1.6030 0.03482 403 210 143 50
152 No, it’s only selling the plans that’s illegal. 1.6026 0.03587 385 202 134 49
153 We used to be a nuclear family 1.6010 0.03870 386 219 102 65
154 My wife wanted it out of the basement. 1.6005 0.03545 383 199 138 46
155 Throw in the hat and we have a deal. 1.6005 0.03659 388 209 125 54
156 I'm afraid not. The hat stays with me. 1.5995 0.03800 372 204 113 55
157 It's half price because we took it out of the box. 1.5995 0.03722 367 196 122 49
158 I 'll take the submarine if you throw in the bicycle. 1.5989 0.03610 374 196 132 46
159 Any left in yellow? 1.5984 0.03791 366 199 115 52
160 It just doesn't bring me joy anymore. 1.5972 0.03759 360 193 119 48
161 I would buy it, but my spouse would go ballistic. 1.5967 0.03864 362 200 108 54
162 Price? That depends. Are we talking with or without the nukes 1.5967 0.03743 362 194 120 48
163 O.K., but for purposes of national security — let's call it a lawn mower. 1.5942 0.03708 377 205 120 52
164 You still got the manual? 1.5938 0.03805 352 190 115 47
165 Can I get it in yellow? 1.5929 0.03873 366 205 105 56
166 With the bike? $4,000,000,020.50 1.5926 0.03739 378 208 116 54
167 There’s one just like it on eBay for half the price. 1.5921 0.03743 380 210 115 55
168 And we only ran it in fresh water 1.5918 0.03794 343 183 117 43
169 I also have one in yellow. 1.5913 0.03995 345 194 98 53
170 I'm getting a hybrid. 1.5901 0.03940 344 191 103 50
171 You'll want to replace the fuel rods, but other than that she's a cream puff. 1.5898 0.03964 334 184 103 47
172 It's real, it's Russian and if you have it off my lawn by 3pm, for 50¢ it's yours 1.5889 0.03863 343 187 110 46
173 Five bucks, but it’s surprisingly easy to convince Congress to sink millions of dollars in up keep and maintenance into it every year so it practically pays for itself. 1.5875 0.03848 337 182 112 43
174 How much without the launch code? 1.5871 0.03777 356 194 115 47
175 Do you still have the remote? 1.5869 0.03923 351 197 102 52
176 Sure it runs. Silent and deep. 1.5867 0.03860 346 190 109 47
177 It came with the uniform. 1.5864 0.03802 353 193 113 47
178 I should warn you, it does leak slightly. 1.5859 0.03826 326 173 115 38
179 It's not for sale. My mother-in-law lives there. 1.5859 0.04111 326 185 91 50
180 I'll tell you what, if you can get it off my lawn it's free 1.5856 0.03838 333 179 113 41
181 Looks clean. How is it on uranium? 1.5846 0.03836 325 173 114 38
182 Yes, the hatch is stuck, but I can sell you a $400 hammer to fix it. 1.5845 0.03793 349 190 114 45
183 Yes, if you must know, it's French. 1.5843 0.04077 332 189 92 51
184 The French are still pretty pissed, but it’s yours for $66 billion. 1.5843 0.04165 332 193 84 55
185 Sorry kid, I sold the Yellow one yesterday. 1.5840 0.03824 363 203 108 52
186 In Philadelphia, we call it a ‘hoagie’. 1.5838 0.04058 334 190 93 51
187 So I finally asked myself, 'Does this strategic deterrent spark joy?' 1.5831 0.04081 343 199 88 56
188 Why do you think they call 'em the suburbs? 1.5831 0.04015 319 176 100 43
189 It came with the house. All we could get at the time was a sub prime mortgage. 1.5831 0.04064 319 178 96 45
190 It’s all just a part of our Red October Yard Sale ... 1.5826 0.03893 345 192 105 48
191 Well, my wife said "What if the schools had all the money they need and the military held yard sales?" 1.5818 0.04120 330 190 88 52
192 There may be water damage. 1.5800 0.03700 350 188 121 41
193 No, I’m selling the warheads separately. 1.5791 0.03871 335 184 108 43
194 Your boat's blocking eleven driveways, 1.5780 0.04014 327 184 97 46
195 Better act fast, kid. I've sold three and that's the last one. 1.5780 0.03847 327 177 111 39
196 It's free, but you have to disarm it yourself. 1.5774 0.03845 310 164 113 33
197 Don't ever get married, son. 1.5764 0.04143 314 179 89 46
198 The sale items are on this side of the driveway. That's a lawn ornament. 1.5761 0.04119 309 174 92 43
199 Excuse me, do you have this in yellow? 1.5759 0.03957 323 179 102 42
200 Two billion, and I'll throw in the skis. 1.5756 0.04199 311 179 85 47
201 Well then,I guess you should go buy the cheaper one from the guy down the street. 1.5756 0.04149 311 177 89 45
202 No kid, the sub is not for sale. It’s just that I am working from home these days. 1.5751 0.03745 353 194 115 44
203 Your lucky day - no background checks required at yard sales. 1.5747 0.04078 308 172 95 41
204 Will you throw that in if I buy all three VHS tapes? 1.5747 0.03947 308 167 105 36
205 So that's twelve bucks for the bike and two billion for the sub, is that right? 1.5733 0.04081 300 166 96 38
206 We did have one in yellow but the Brits took it. 1.5732 0.04020 314 175 98 41
207 Giving you the manual would be a breach of national security, but you could check online. 1.5728 0.04095 309 174 93 42
208 Not the hull; but the nuclear warhead has a 200,000 year warranty 1.5719 0.04174 299 169 89 41
209 It fell off the truck. 1.5714 0.04416 294 174 72 48
210 Throw in your uniform and we've got a deal. 1.5705 0.04015 312 174 98 40
211 There's nothing wrong with it, we just don't use it anymore 1.5705 0.03951 305 166 104 35
212 To be honest, it tends to pull to the right, it has a slight oil leak, and I lost the owner's manual somewhere off the coast of Greenland. 1.5704 0.04121 291 161 94 36
213 The happiest day of my life is when I bought it. You could make this day my second happiest. 1.5704 0.04178 291 163 90 38
214 It runs silent, but not deep. 1.5695 0.04273 295 170 82 43
215 It's good as new. We're just moving to a house with no pool. 1.5693 0.03750 339 185 115 39
216 I started by taking home pens and one thing led to another... 1.5693 0.04041 332 192 91 49
217 In Jersey we call it a hoagie 1.5690 0.04277 297 172 81 44
218 Im thinking of starting a ride hailing service called "Suber" 1.5685 0.04140 292 163 92 37
219 Well, how big is your bathtub? 1.5684 0.03637 329 173 125 31
220 Reactor’s a little leaky but she runs just fine. 1.5679 0.04047 287 156 99 32
221 "No, it does NOT come with my hat. 1.5674 0.04368 282 163 78 41
222 We don’t call them subs here we call them heros 1.5655 0.04220 290 165 86 39
223 I’ll go as high as $20 since you don’t have the remote. 1.5651 0.04085 292 162 95 35
224 Just give her a gallon of enriched uranium and she purrs. 1.5648 0.03881 324 180 105 39
225 I'll have to charge you extra for a shopping bag. 1.5647 0.04299 278 158 83 37
226 I'm sorry, son, but if you have to ask, then you can't afford it. 1.5647 0.04359 278 160 79 39
227 With all due respect, sir, this is EXACTLY what the founders intended by the second amendment. 1.5646 0.04286 294 171 80 43
228 She cost $1.5 billion new, but I'll let her go for 50 bucks. 1.5645 0.03826 310 167 111 32
229 Strictly cash. And you don't remember where you got it. 1.5641 0.04390 273 157 78 38
230 After the divorce, we're no longer a nuclear family. 1.5638 0.04223 282 159 87 36
231 It was yellow. I had it sandblasted. 1.5636 0.04096 291 162 94 35
232 What's the catch? It leaks, right? 1.5627 0.04228 279 157 87 35
233 Do you still have the owner's manual? 1.5608 0.04045 296 165 96 35
234 Only 20,000 leagues and dives like she’s brand new. 1.5607 0.03984 321 183 96 42
235 If you have to ask, you can't afford it, son. 1.5600 0.03835 300 161 110 29
236 The guy on the next street over has one for half the price. 1.5597 0.04197 268 148 90 30
237 It’s ‘nuclear,’ not ‘nucular.’” 1.5588 0.04467 272 160 72 40
238 With a coat of yellow paint, it should be quite livable. 1.5588 0.04184 272 151 90 31
239 I can offer you a deal, Australia didn't want it. 1.5581 0.04186 301 175 84 42
240 That's not for sale. Legally speaking, it doesn't even exist. 1.5577 0.04396 260 148 79 33
241 You just need to add water. 1.5577 0.04362 260 147 81 32
242 It used to be yellow when we lived in it. 1.5577 0.04430 260 149 77 34
243 Well, yeah █████ but ███ also ██████ so it should █████ just fine. 1.5573 0.04535 262 154 70 38
244 When you say 2,000,000 nautical miles, are we talking highway or city? 1.5572 0.04356 271 156 79 36
245 What's Consumer Reports say about the frequency of repair? 1.5560 0.04272 259 144 86 29
246 I’ll give you a deal because I don’t want to have to drag it back into the house. 1.5560 0.04298 268 152 83 33
247 Tell your mother it’s also long and hard and filled with seamen. 1.5552 0.04460 308 193 59 56
248 If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1.5551 0.04292 263 148 84 31
249 Sorry, the price is classified. 1.5551 0.04326 263 149 82 32
250 Yes, I'm aware that it's going to leave a big dead spot in the grass. 1.5538 0.04564 260 154 68 38
251 Codes?...Sure, why not. 1.5534 0.04305 262 148 83 31
252 It's yours for ten bucks. I lost the charger . 1.5534 0.04525 253 147 72 34
253 Sorry, the banks won’t approve any sub-prime loans” 1.5532 0.04404 282 168 72 42
254 No, I don't have the original box it came in. 1.5531 0.04240 273 155 85 33
255 O.K. $1.6 billion, but cash only. 1.5523 0.04163 277 156 89 32
256 For that price, you figure out how to get it home. 1.5523 0.04225 277 158 85 34
257 Your mom doesn't have to know. 1.5522 0.04459 268 158 72 38
258 No, I’m sorry, it doesn’t come in yellow. 1.5519 0.04371 270 157 77 36
259 Do you want that in rubles or dollars? 1.5508 0.04451 256 148 75 33
260 She's only got about 12,000 leagues on her. 1.5500 0.04366 260 149 79 32
261 These will go perfectly with my iron curtains 1.5498 0.04826 251 155 54 42
262 Apparently I don’t work well under pressure. 1.5496 0.04169 262 145 90 27
263 I'd get it if it were yellow. 1.5495 0.04304 273 158 80 35
264 A billion-six AND you throw in the golf clubs… 1.5492 0.04448 264 155 73 36
265 Is it real? Of course it's real. What would an admiral be doing with a fake sub on his lawn? 1.5492 0.04283 264 150 83 31
266 It was never yellow, and I am not Sgt. Pepper. 1.5490 0.04568 255 151 68 36
267 I'm selling it for a Russian friend. 1.5486 0.04405 257 148 77 32
268 I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of your purchase. 1.5485 0.04033 268 146 97 25
269 The price does not include shipping 1.5484 0.04452 248 142 76 30
270 'But of course, the uranium-238 is extra.' 1.5483 0.04133 259 142 92 25
271 No, my kid lost the torpedoes. 1.5472 0.04338 254 144 81 29
272 How much for the sub AND the chair? 1.5469 0.04419 245 139 78 28
273 Lowest I’ll go is 20,000 leagues. 1.5468 0.04091 278 156 92 30
274 In U.S. or Australian dollars?" 1.5465 0.04322 269 156 79 34
275 Can I ask you to hold this for me? I want to be sure I don't have one at home. 1.5455 0.04757 242 146 60 36
276 I don't know . . . for $1.2 billion I think you should include the original box. 1.5455 0.04313 275 161 78 36
277 I can't believe they let you work from home. 1.5455 0.04498 242 139 74 29
278 We don't go to the lake much anymore... 1.5455 0.04382 242 136 80 26
279 It’s just not sparking joy for me anymore. 1.5447 0.04475 257 151 72 34
280 Best days in a man’s life are when he buys a sub and sells a sub, am I right? 1.5443 0.04491 237 135 75 27
281 How many leagues to the gallon does it get? 1.5436 0.04436 241 137 77 27
282 Are the launch codes included? 1.5434 0.04137 265 148 90 27
283 Has it had more than one owner? 1.5427 0.04452 234 132 77 25
284 It comes with an underwater mortgage. 1.5425 0.04719 247 150 60 37
285 I'll take two subs to go, please. 1.5420 0.04398 238 134 79 25
286 I've never been to an Old Navy yard sale before. 1.5415 0.04280 253 143 83 27
287 That’s nautical miles, of course. 1.5405 0.04450 259 153 72 34
288 I'm selling it "As Is," but I guarantee it runs silent and runs deep. 1.5404 0.04640 235 138 67 30
289 No the nuclear warheads are extra. 1.5397 0.04438 252 147 74 31
290 Everything works but the 8-track player. 1.5395 0.04706 228 134 65 29
291 It's been in my family for 3 generations. Well... not my nuclear family. 1.5393 0.04349 267 157 76 34
292 Tell you what - you buy three DVD's and I'll throw in the submarine. 1.5391 0.04562 243 143 69 31
293 Because of the nuclear reactor you get unlimited hot water. 1.5382 0.04295 249 141 82 26
294 is it water proof or just water resistant? 1.5378 0.04416 251 146 75 30
295 I get paid on decommission. 1.5375 0.04600 253 153 64 36
296 All right, if you get it off my lawn by six, I'll throw in the nuclear missiles. 1.5374 0.04425 227 127 78 22
297 Do you still have the manual? 1.5371 0.04692 229 135 65 29
298 It's vintage. 1.5371 0.04692 229 135 65 29
299 There's no story, I just found it when cleaning out my attic. 1.5370 0.04409 257 151 74 32
300 Mind if I pop the hood? 1.5360 0.04675 222 129 67 26
301 Do you have anything in yellow? 1.5360 0.04711 250 154 58 38
302 Three billion dollars or best offer." 1.5359 0.04413 237 135 77 25
303 It's not for sale. I'm just working from home these days. 1.5356 0.04770 239 146 58 35
304 You know the French are giving these away for free! 1.5354 0.04552 254 153 66 35
305 It's not for sale. My wife gets the house, the car, the kids, the dog, and child support. I get the sub and whatever I make from this yard sale. 1.5348 0.04512 230 132 73 25
306 They let you keep the company vehicle when you retired? 1.5347 0.04608 245 147 65 33
307 If this doesn’t sell my wife is going to go ballistic. 1.5342 0.04773 234 142 59 33
308 No. My wife threw out the missiles years ago. 1.5342 0.04577 234 137 69 28
309 U-boat?" " Yes, that's my boat. "U-boat." "Yes. mine." "Never mind. 1.5333 0.04471 255 152 70 33
310 Is free shipping included? 1.5330 0.04724 227 135 63 29
311 How much am I asking? Sir, that’s classified. 1.5330 0.04337 227 126 81 20
312 Of course, your mileage may vary. 1.5318 0.04573 220 126 71 23
313 Of course, I'll throw in some uranium. 1.5316 0.04374 237 135 78 24
314 The neighbor down the street is selling one three dollars less. 1.5312 0.04492 256 154 68 34
315 Is it compatible with my apple watch 1.5312 0.04558 224 129 71 24
316 No, your mechanic can't take a look. 1.5308 0.03944 260 142 98 20
317 Mind if I take it for a spin? 1.5306 0.04348 245 141 78 26
318 That sub buoyed my career and sank my marriage. 1.5305 0.04684 213 123 67 23
319 It will get you both under the radar and on the radar. Thats all I´m comfortable saying. 1.5302 0.04526 232 135 71 26
320 It's perfect for a nuclear family. 1.5302 0.04767 232 141 59 32
321 GPS not working? 1.5292 0.04254 240 135 83 22
322 Yes, “as is.” 1.5282 0.04385 248 145 75 28
323 Damn town says I can't Air BnB it. 1.5281 0.04188 267 155 83 29
324 Unlike me, I'm suggesting you check with your wife first. 1.5279 0.04674 233 140 63 30
325 Will you throw in the Captain's Hat? 1.5279 0.04674 233 140 63 30
326 I’ll take it. No, I’m sure France won’t mind. 1.5272 0.04773 239 148 56 35
327 Forty bucks? We paid 2.8 billion less than two years ago. 1.5263 0.04586 228 134 68 26
328 How did you get this past the HOA? They fined me for parking an RV on the grass. 1.5263 0.04365 266 160 72 34
329 I have to let it go. It puts me under a lot of pressure. 1.5263 0.04846 209 124 60 25
330 No, it doesn’t come in yellow. 1.5261 0.04812 211 125 61 25
331 There will be some trial and error. The instruction manual is classified. 1.5256 0.04458 234 136 73 25
332 No, the sub does not have USB ports, but there are plenty of cup holders. 1.5254 0.04430 236 137 74 25
333 Is that the only one that you have? 1.5254 0.04629 236 142 64 30
334 The two best days in a submarine owner’s life: the day you buy the sub, and the day you sell the sub. 1.5243 0.04851 206 122 60 24
335 5 million and I'll help tie it to your car. 1.5242 0.04295 227 127 81 19
336 do you have one in yellow? 1.5240 0.04736 229 139 60 30
337 Is it fully loaded? 1.5238 0.04459 231 134 73 24
338 No, I don't have the box it originally came in. 1.5234 0.04987 214 132 52 30
339 Mileage? Super low. It was driven by a little old lady, only back and forth to North Korea on Sundays. 1.5231 0.04730 216 128 63 25
340 Can you hold this for me? I need to check with my wife. 1.5230 0.04509 239 142 69 28
341 We lost the remote control but it still has its nuclear warheads. 1.5229 0.04831 218 132 58 28
342 It's a Naval Yard sale. 1.5224 0.04839 201 118 61 22
343 Well, so far, the Navy hasn’t missed it. 1.5220 0.05014 205 125 53 27
344 Actually that's not for sale. It's just a sublet. 1.5217 0.04736 207 121 64 22
345 What submarine? 1.5215 0.05169 209 132 45 32
346 My wife didn't approve of all the seamen around the house. 1.5213 0.05042 211 131 50 30
347 Is that “as is”? 1.5213 0.04670 211 123 66 22
348 It’s not “waterproof”, but it is “water resistant”, and no, I won’t sell the nuclear missiles separately. 1.5211 0.04462 261 160 66 35
349 I named her 'Toys R USSR' 1.5207 0.04576 217 126 69 22
350 We're strictly cash and carry. 1.5202 0.04894 198 117 59 22
351 Blocking your driveway? Do you really want to fight about this? 1.5202 0.04663 223 133 64 26
352 I don't think "slight ding" fully describes the torpedo entry hole on the aft starboard panel sir! 1.5197 0.04572 229 136 67 26
353 Paint it yellow and I'll buy it for a song. 1.5197 0.04817 229 142 55 32
354 Do you mind if we plug in to see if it still works? 1.5197 0.04179 229 127 85 17
355 Oh, the trailer? That's extra. 1.5179 0.04787 195 113 63 19
356 Unfortunately I am not authorized to bargain. 1.5178 0.04965 197 118 56 23
357 No uranium. I converted it to run on used cooking oil. 1.5177 0.04618 226 135 65 26
358 Late night Amazon purchase. 1.5176 0.05130 199 123 49 27
359 But does it have a back-up camera? 1.5174 0.04762 230 142 57 31
360 “So, the homeowners association is OK with the lawn ornament, but not the yard sale?” 1.5171 0.04581 234 141 65 28
361 Sorry son, not for sale, I'm just working from home. 1.5167 0.05080 209 131 48 30
362 Dollars or rubles? 1.5161 0.04849 217 133 56 28
363 You'd get a better price on it if this wasn't Kansas. 1.5161 0.04936 217 135 52 30
364 My wife is making me sell it. 1.5158 0.04878 190 111 60 19
365 Maybe not. My dad'll go ballistic. 1.5156 0.04785 192 111 63 18
366 Trust me, you can’t find these new right now. 1.5149 0.04823 202 120 60 22
367 Oh come on...everyone steals a few things from work occasionally. 1.5146 0.04392 239 141 73 25
368 My retirement gift. They ran out of gold watches. 1.5143 0.04688 210 124 64 22
369 The Second Amendment says it's okay. 1.5139 0.04686 216 129 63 24
370 I take the bicycle and I get that free? 1.5138 0.04699 218 131 62 25
371 you can have it for a buck, if you haul it away yourself... 1.5134 0.04649 224 135 63 26
372 I don't think it looks a thing like the one that mysteriously disappeared with it's captain off the coast of Maine on September 6, 1993 at 2:10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time 1.5130 0.04802 230 144 54 32
373 What size batteries does it take? 1.5126 0.05031 199 122 52 25
374 It’s my last one. 1.5126 0.04664 199 115 66 18
375 It runs great, but storing it is causing issues with the HOA. 1.5124 0.04685 201 117 65 19
376 Can I pay with an offshore account? 1.5124 0.04841 201 120 59 22
377 Would you happen to have one in yellow? 1.5123 0.05101 203 127 48 28
378 Sure, we can arrange a test dive 1.5119 0.04226 252 148 79 25
379 Turns out the subdivision covenants wouldn't allow it. 1.5111 0.04676 225 137 61 27
380 I can't fathom why it's here either. 1.5106 0.04974 188 112 56 20
381 Does the hat come with it? 1.5104 0.04842 192 113 60 19
382 How low will you go on this? 1.5101 0.04790 198 117 61 20
383 The ad implied that you were selling sandwiches. 1.5093 0.04866 216 134 54 28
384 It's worth about 94 beneficial social programs. 1.5081 0.05205 185 114 48 23
385 Since we moved to Colorado, it’s been used very little. 1.5076 0.04473 197 111 72 14
386 Runs great. Just don't have room for it anymore. 1.5075 0.04738 201 119 62 20
387 not for sale. it just doesn't fit in the garage. 1.5075 0.04578 201 116 68 17
388 And she's nuclear so you don't have to worry about gas prices. 1.5073 0.04619 205 120 66 19
389 When the Australians reneged on our deal, we had to move these things fast. 1.5071 0.04525 211 123 69 19
390 We no longer need it. It's French. 1.5065 0.04826 231 147 51 33
391 Haven’t my tax payer dollars already paid for that? 1.5055 0.05154 182 111 50 21
392 It’s a great deal and only costs the fragile balance of power in the Pacific 1.5054 0.05128 186 114 50 22
393 Mileage? 1.5054 0.04955 186 111 56 19
394 Technically this is a boat, so shipping isn't included. 1.5053 0.04879 190 113 58 19
395 I bought it off a little old lady who only drove it on Sundays 1.5052 0.05063 192 118 51 23
396 Your ad - Nautilus for Sale - is a bit misleading…! 1.5052 0.04954 192 116 55 21
397 My wife sent me out for a Sub 1.5051 0.04999 198 122 52 24
398 I know it’s used. It’s still firm at $2,500,000,000.00. 1.5051 0.04790 198 118 60 20
399 That Australian deal fell through. 1.5050 0.04911 200 122 55 23
400 Wait, didn’t my taxes already pay for this? 1.5049 0.04889 204 125 55 24
401 What exactly do you mean by 'as is' ? 1.5047 0.04529 214 126 68 20
402 It leaks a bit, but otherwise it's in great shape. 1.5028 0.05138 177 107 51 19
403 I told you,no returns means no returns. 1.5028 0.05096 179 108 52 19
404 Yes, my property was caught up in the sub prime scandal 1.5027 0.05527 183 119 36 28
405 It would fetch a higher price if it were painted yellow. 1.5026 0.04844 195 117 58 20
406 I just never found a use for it. 1.5000 0.04704 212 129 60 23
407 Better act fast. Mr. Bezos is arriving soon. 1.5000 0.04899 192 116 56 20
408 Diesel. If it was nuclear, we could have sold it for full price. 1.5000 0.05009 192 118 52 22
409 The sub is free, but the 5.5 KG of U-235 to power it is $235 Million. 1.5000 0.05284 176 109 46 21
410 French surplus. No nuclear waste. 1.5000 0.04955 186 112 55 19
411 Sure, I'll throw it in with the TV stand and the golf clubs, but you'll have to get it out of here. 1.5000 0.04790 198 119 59 20
412 I saw one just like this in France, but it was a lot cheaper. 1.5000 0.05513 174 111 39 24
413 No, it doesn't include the crew. 1.5000 0.04636 204 121 64 19
414 At the retirement party they said I could keep whatever I liked 1.5000 0.05136 168 100 52 16
415 Yeah, we’ve had some unexpected expenses arise so we’re selling off a few things to keep our heads above water 1.5000 0.04874 184 109 58 17
416 I have to sell it, I'm underwater. 1.4978 0.04370 225 133 72 20
417 It's one hundred and sixty-eight billion, but I'll negotiate. 1.4976 0.04536 207 122 67 18
418 Is this where I redeem my punchcard for one free sub? 1.4974 0.05096 193 121 48 24
419 It’s half a sub, but it comes with chips 1.4974 0.05232 189 120 44 25
420 The Australians didn't want it anymore. 1.4973 0.04994 187 114 53 20
421 Electric or diesel!? 1.4973 0.04994 187 114 53 20
422 No, I can't tell you how its been used. 1.4972 0.04645 179 102 65 12
423 My wife says, when you retire to just have to let things go. 1.4950 0.04721 202 122 60 20
424 Do you have a bag? 1.4949 0.05151 198 127 44 27
425 Monsieur, are you certain Australia doesn’t want this? 1.4949 0.05038 196 123 49 24
426 Could I take her for a test drive? 1.4947 0.05048 190 118 50 22
427 Why are all the instructions written in French with Australian translations? 1.4944 0.05300 178 112 44 22
428 How can 'what happens when you flush the toilet' be classified information? 1.4943 0.05284 176 110 45 21
429 Because this is a naval yard. 1.4930 0.04562 215 130 64 21
430 I'm sorry, that's classified. 1.4928 0.04606 209 126 63 20
431 I asked myself if it sparked joy, and… 1.4927 0.04871 205 128 53 24
432 Water resistant? 1.4923 0.04733 195 117 60 18
433 Guess you got a sub-prime loan. 1.4923 0.04951 195 121 52 22
434 Forget the Joneses, this'll help you keep up with NATO! 1.4921 0.04917 191 117 54 20
435 She's got a few miles on her, but if you want to hide in the Arctic Circle for a few months, a steal." 1.4920 0.05051 187 116 50 21
436 Oh, that thing? It’s not really for sale . . . But I guess I could throw it in if you buy the aircraft carrier. 1.4918 0.05305 183 117 42 24
437 I picked it up surplus from France. It was ordered but never used. 1.4911 0.05044 169 101 53 15
438 Sorry, launch codes aren't included. 1.4906 0.04656 212 130 60 22
439 No, we lost the remote control. 1.4901 0.04875 202 126 53 23
440 If the sub isn't your thing, I also have a slightly used aircraft carrier around back. 1.4900 0.04962 200 126 50 24
441 No you can't take it out for a spin. 1.4896 0.04898 192 118 54 20
442 Its two for one son. do you also want the battleship or the aircraft carrier? 1.4896 0.04953 192 119 52 21
443 The invoice was for 17 billion, but I'll let you have it for two. 1.4890 0.05384 182 118 39 25
444 Typical bait & switch. All right, how much more for the torpedos? 1.4888 0.04862 178 106 57 15
445 Careful! The tip is very sensitive. 1.4884 0.05116 172 105 50 17
446 The school down the street has a sign... They are looking for subs! 1.4883 0.04688 213 132 58 23
447 Yeah, kid, you can try it. But if you break it, you own it. 1.4880 0.05036 166 99 53 14
448 Sorry, the kids lost the torpedoes years ago. 1.4880 0.05249 166 102 47 17
449 Yes, you can find the user's manual on-line. 1.4877 0.05485 162 102 41 19
450 You don't see these in yard sales any more. 1.4877 0.05623 162 104 37 21
451 Did it not bring you joy, sir? 1.4875 0.05169 160 96 50 14
452 I’d tell you, but it’s classified. 1.4872 0.04676 195 117 61 17
453 My team's working from home, so we're getting rid of some of the old office space." 1.4868 0.05011 189 118 50 21
454 Can I test dive it? 1.4868 0.04954 189 117 52 20
455 Of course when I say 'low mileage' I mean almost all the mileage was below sea level. 1.4863 0.04768 183 109 59 15
456 Does it float? 1.4862 0.04931 181 110 54 17
457 How 'bout I throw in the golf clubs in lieu of the missing warheads? 1.4861 0.04498 216 131 65 20
458 | "Last week there was one for half the price two streets from here". 1.4860 0.05033 179 110 51 18
459 Actually, out here we call them hoagies. 1.4860 0.04855 214 137 50 27
460 So I ONLY pay for shipping and handling? 1.4855 0.04892 173 103 56 14
461 Oh you’re French? Sorry, not for sale. 1.4855 0.05351 173 110 42 21
462 Throw in the skis, the clubs and your hat, and you've got a deal. 1.4852 0.05043 169 102 52 15
463 Sorry, I can’t sell the periscope separately. 1.4847 0.04878 196 122 53 21
464 I saw it cheaper online 1.4845 0.05439 161 101 42 18
465 Well, we paid $1.2 billion, but if you want it and the skis, we’ll let them both go for $16. 1.4837 0.05052 184 115 49 20
466 At least she didn't get the sub. 1.4828 0.04940 174 105 54 15
467 Because it’s ruining the lawn, that’s why. 1.4824 0.05158 170 105 48 17
468 No, son, it doesn’t have On Star or Sirius XM but it runs silent and deep. 1.4819 0.04878 193 120 53 20
469 Is it compatible with my EV charging station? 1.4815 0.05197 162 99 48 15
470 I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the submarine to which you are referring. 1.4815 0.04780 189 115 57 17
471 Canada will take as many as you have. Just remove the Australian flag. 1.4813 0.04934 187 116 52 19
472 I suggest you measure your garage first." 1.4808 0.05102 156 93 51 12
473 I'm under water on the payments. 1.4807 0.04867 181 110 55 16
474 My wife said she's tired of my bringing work home. 1.4804 0.04776 179 107 58 14
475 It’s a submarine, so no, it’s not for sail. 1.4804 0.05451 179 118 36 25
476 Yes, "as is" includes torpedos. 1.4802 0.04814 177 106 57 14
477 Isn't that supposed to be yellow? 1.4802 0.05073 177 110 49 18
478 You wouldn’t happen to have two of these, would you? 1.4802 0.04814 177 106 57 14
479 Low mileage. Only one owner. 1.4802 0.04719 202 125 57 20
480 I used to think those comic book ads for submarines were a scam. 1.4800 0.05115 175 109 48 18
481 If I took that home, my mom would go nuclear. 1.4800 0.04481 200 119 66 15
482 But, do you have the original owner’s manual? 1.4790 0.05085 167 102 50 15
483 Australia just bought it, but I can get you a French one." 1.4788 0.05129 165 101 49 15
484 Sure, it still sinks. 1.4783 0.04872 184 113 54 17
485 I hope you're good at parallel parking. 1.4783 0.05438 161 102 41 18
486 It’s not for sale; but if you enlist, I can promise you one just like it. 1.4780 0.05341 159 99 44 16
487 This looks remarkably similar to my submarine that went missing last Thursday. 1.4777 0.05466 157 99 41 17
488 I hate to sell it, but I’m underwater on the loan. 1.4777 0.05540 157 100 39 18
489 My wife says I have too many of them. So, I have to sell a few. 1.4775 0.05052 178 111 49 18
490 Sure, it's safe for your kids. It's ideal for today's nuclear family. 1.4773 0.05220 176 112 44 20
491 Our boys have outgrown it. 1.4771 0.05087 153 91 51 11
492 Of course I have the title. 1.4767 0.04698 172 101 60 11
493 We've outgrown it. 1.4765 0.05352 149 91 45 13
494 We just got tired of mowing around it. 1.4765 0.05020 170 104 51 15
495 It sleeps 24, but my wife hates the little kitchen. 1.4762 0.04773 168 99 58 11
496 No I’m just an ordinary American living in the suburbs…why, did my neighbors say something? 1.4762 0.05403 168 108 40 20
497 If you didn't like the $800 price tag on the hammer, you don't want to know the price of the sub. 1.4759 0.05518 166 108 37 21
498 We don’t have it in yellow. You should try Sgt. Pepper’s house down the road. 1.4751 0.05516 181 122 32 27
499 I'm not allowed to tell you what it was used for, but let's just say it aved-say the orld-way. 1.4744 0.05100 156 94 50 12
500 How many miles on it? 1.4743 0.04782 175 105 57 13
501 Not for sale. It's just a lawn ornament. 1.4737 0.05134 171 107 47 17
502 Can I use my free foot long coupon on this? 1.4734 0.05110 169 105 48 16
503 With the improved housing market we're no longer underwater 1.4733 0.05241 150 91 47 12
504 It also runs on 124 AA batteries. 1.4724 0.05594 163 107 35 21
505 Fully loaded? 1.4722 0.05252 180 117 41 22
506 She’s a fine vessel, sunk the Universal Healthcare bill just last week 1.4720 0.05436 161 103 40 18
507 Do you offer free shipping? 1.4719 0.05296 178 116 40 22
508 Is it under warranty? 1.4716 0.04897 176 108 53 15
509 Sir, I understand that your tax payer dollars paid for this, but all items are priced as marked. 1.4714 0.04587 210 131 59 20
510 The cost is only $100, but the delivery charge to the ocean of your choice is $5 million. 1.4713 0.05538 157 101 38 18
511 I bought it at the beginning of the pandemic for my work-from-home setup but I just never use it 1.4713 0.05077 157 95 50 12
512 Red October!? I've been on the Hunt for this one for years! 1.4713 0.05003 174 108 50 16
513 Is $2.8 Billion your best price? 1.4713 0.05003 174 108 50 16
514 Technically sir it is a houseboat 1.4709 0.04658 189 115 59 15
515 How much does it usually cost to fill the tank? 1.4709 0.04777 189 117 55 17
516 Make an offer, but you’ll have to outbid China. 1.4706 0.05491 153 97 40 16
517 You’ll need it when this whole area is underwater 1.4706 0.05155 170 107 46 17
518 Does the uniform come with that? 1.4702 0.04619 168 98 61 9
519 Let’s just say the pension was not what one would consider sufficient. 1.4702 0.05300 151 93 45 13
520 I'll need a box. 1.4702 0.05623 151 97 37 17
521 I wouldn't be selling it if we weren't underwater. 1.4699 0.05010 183 116 48 19
522 Don’t worry; it’s protected by the second ammendment. 1.4694 0.05654 147 94 37 16
523 With delivery? 1.4689 0.05195 177 114 43 20
524 Yes, AA batteries included 1.4689 0.04743 177 107 57 13
525 It's much nicer than a doghouse when your wife is angry. 1.4686 0.04982 175 109 50 16
526 It’s a discontinued French model. 1.4685 0.05326 143 87 45 11
527 Well, no, it doesn't come with enriched uranium to power the nuclear reactor, but what if I sweeten the deal with that waffle maker you had your eye on? 1.4683 0.04767 205 131 52 22
528 Can you plug it in so I know it still works? 1.4682 0.05089 173 109 47 17
529 Ummm, can you move her, she's blocking my drive. 1.4674 0.05048 184 118 46 20
530 Fusion or fission? 1.4671 0.05106 152 92 49 11
531 Sorry young man. I did have an aircraft carrier but I sold it five minutes before you came. 1.4667 0.05065 150 90 50 10
532 No son, cruise missiles are not included, but we'll throw in the skis. 1.4667 0.05267 165 105 43 17
533 We’re selling the yard not the submarine 1.4667 0.05473 165 108 37 20
534 It’s nuclear so you get fantastic fuel economy 1.4658 0.05215 161 101 45 15
535 I've been looking all over for one of these. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
536 And you're sure the Navy won't notice it's missing? 1.4650 0.05074 157 96 49 12
537 How much for the 600 foot party sub ? 1.4649 0.04968 185 118 48 19
538 It came with the job. 1.4647 0.04946 170 105 51 14
539 Is this the Bezos, Branson, or Musk version? 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
540 No, it’s my first navy yard sale 1.4647 0.05220 170 109 43 18
541 No--I'm a doorman. Why? 1.4643 0.06283 140 96 23 21
542 I never borrowed that from you. 1.4641 0.05409 153 97 41 15
543 Do you include shipping? 1.4641 0.05643 153 100 35 18
544 Once I sell the other stuff it'll fit back in the garage. 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
545 No wheels. You'll need an ocean." 1.4633 0.05004 177 112 48 17
546 It's free...but we charge 1 million dollars to move it for you 1.4629 0.05174 175 113 43 19
547 With global warming it will be useful even downtown… 1.4624 0.05087 173 110 46 17
548 I'd ask more, but my ex got the launch codes. 1.4615 0.05635 156 103 34 19
549 I'm sorry: I'm holding that for Australia. 1.4615 0.05333 156 99 42 15
550 The nuclear codes are extra. 1.4610 0.04973 154 93 51 10
551 The CIA is cool with it. The HOA, however ... 1.4610 0.05914 141 93 31 17
552 ' I'd like to have a test drive before I buy it." 1.4604 0.05133 139 83 48 8
553 Yes, I accept Russian money... 1.4602 0.04892 176 110 51 15
554 You have to be over eighteen if you want the warheads. 1.4601 0.05452 163 107 37 19
555 I guess that wasn't a typo. 1.4599 0.05581 137 86 39 12
556 Yes, it comes with a $17,000 wrench. 1.4595 0.05862 148 99 30 19
557 I'll take it. Do you have change for a $20? 1.4595 0.05703 148 97 34 17
558 Our third vehicle is an aircraft carrier. 1.4595 0.05622 148 96 36 16
559 Is it used? 1.4591 0.05027 159 98 49 12
560 Will you throw in the cap too 1.4591 0.05106 159 99 47 13
561 France was unloading them for cheap. 1.4586 0.05383 157 101 40 16
562 I picked it up at a flea market in Paris. 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
563 Throw in the golf clubs and I'll take it. 1.4583 0.05126 168 107 45 16
564 I can't go any lower. 1.4583 0.05476 144 91 40 13
565 It was owned by a little old navy who only drove it to church on Sundays 1.4583 0.05903 144 96 30 18
566 For an extra dollar I'll put it in a bag. 1.4581 0.05197 155 97 45 13
567 No, the trailer isn't included. 1.4581 0.05356 155 99 41 15
568 Kid, you can paint it yellow, or any other color as far as I am concerned. 1.4578 0.05309 166 108 40 18
569 No, as is where is, the sea is your problem. 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
570 With the drought its much more noticeable. 1.4578 0.05240 166 107 42 17
571 We're under water. Make an offer. 1.4571 0.04843 175 109 52 14
572 You got one of these in yellow? 1.4570 0.05772 151 101 31 19
573 Does it come with the nuclear option? 1.4570 0.05617 151 99 35 17
574 Yes, it's $5, but shipping is $4 million. 1.4566 0.05018 173 110 47 16
575 I just need the nuclear reactor to power my Xbox. 1.4565 0.05738 138 89 35 14
576 Banging? I don't hear any banging. 1.4564 0.05831 149 100 30 19
577 Okay,kid. Take her off my hands and I’ll throw in a few CDs. 1.4564 0.05428 149 95 40 14
578 It'll be perfect for my new dive bar. 1.4558 0.05648 147 96 35 16
579 If I don't sell it today, my wife'll give me Das Boot. 1.4557 0.05357 158 102 40 16
580 No, it doesn't come with the codes. 1.4552 0.05465 134 83 41 10
581 A few leaks here and there, but the missiles work. 1.4552 0.06050 134 89 29 16
582 All proceeds from this sale will go towards repaying student loans for about ninety thousand people. 1.4551 0.05558 156 103 35 18
583 Oh, when the ad said sub, I was thinking Italian 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
584 Blue sticker items are a quarter, green is a dollar, and red means learn Mandarin." 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
585 I priced it at $3.45 billion, but I’ll give it to you for $7 if you take the skis, too. 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
586 Gosh, I don't know. $5 billion? 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
587 How many leagues does it have on the clock? 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
588 My wife would kill me if I got another one, but if you throw in the table and chairs... 1.4540 0.05449 163 108 36 19
589 Trust me. You don’t want to get into a price war. 1.4539 0.05184 152 95 45 12
590 Your pool needs to be approximately 600 feet long sir. 1.4539 0.05465 141 89 40 12
591 I don’t know. How large is your fishtank? 1.4533 0.05317 150 95 42 13
592 Does it come fully loaded? 1.4527 0.05281 148 93 43 12
593 Does it come with a charger? 1.4524 0.05192 168 109 42 17
594 A hundred bucks—but you’ve gotta move it yourself. 1.4522 0.05304 157 101 41 15
595 I found a torpedo in my yard. Would you happen to know anything about that? 1.4519 0.05536 135 85 39 11
596 No son, you can't 'take it for a spin'. This is Iowa. 1.4514 0.05383 144 91 41 12
597 They always look bigger out of the water. 1.4514 0.05472 144 92 39 13
598 You say your mom only drove it to church on Sundays? 1.4514 0.05647 144 94 35 15
599 Sorry, son. The ad is classified. 1.4511 0.05891 133 87 32 14
600 How low will you go with this? 1.4510 0.05403 153 99 39 15
601 1.3 billion, missiles and delivery included. Unless you are a member of congress, in which case they are not included and the price will be higher. 1.4510 0.05403 153 99 39 15
602 I can’t tell you the price; it’s classified. 1.4510 0.05323 153 98 41 14
603 How many leagues does the warranty cover? 1.4503 0.05206 151 95 44 12
604 My wife won’t let me keep it. 1.4503 0.04848 171 107 51 13
605 Could you deliver this? 1.4500 0.04810 180 114 51 15
606 I’ll knock off 20% if you take it next high tide. 1.4500 0.05490 140 89 39 12
607 The retired admiral on the next block is only asking less than half that for his aircraft carrier. And it comes with airplanes. 1.4500 0.05299 140 87 43 10
608 Will you hold that for me while I check with my wife? 1.4500 0.04745 180 113 53 14
609 Affirmative. She's built for fission. 1.4494 0.05354 158 103 39 16
610 I hate to give it up, but we have a baby on the way... 1.4487 0.05248 156 100 42 14
611 Get it now and I'll throw in an aircraft carrier for free. 1.4485 0.05979 136 91 29 16
612 Is the uranium included? 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
613 Can you hold it for me, Captain? My mom said,'ask your father when he gets home' 1.4476 0.05315 143 90 42 11
614 Bonne journée, c'est australien ? 1.4476 0.05673 143 94 34 15
615 You want the price? You can't handle the price! 1.4476 0.05029 143 87 48 8
616 „My wife asked be to go out and get her a sub…..turns out she meant something else completely“ 1.4476 0.05586 143 93 36 14
617 It contains nuclear reactors, the latest missile system, and top secret technology.....so, yeah, I'll take $2.00. 1.4474 0.05506 152 100 36 16
618 "I'll throw in the launch codes, but you have to get your own hat. 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
619 Sorry, you can’t buy the torpedoes with it unless you’re over 18. 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
620 We need the money. Our house is underwater. 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
621 The parking tickets are killing me 1.4468 0.05271 141 88 43 10
622 I hate to be that guy, but I’m pretty sure you can’t park there 1.4464 0.05188 168 110 41 17
623 Nope, batteries not included. 1.4463 0.04865 177 113 49 15
624 I had the interior reupholstered in fine Corinthian leather. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
625 Will you be taking this with you or should we ship it? 1.4460 0.05609 139 90 36 13
626 Let's see - with the skis and monitor thrown in, that comes to an even $71,000,000,000. 1.4459 0.05531 148 97 36 15
627 That's a negative on a test drive. All sales are 'as is'. 1.4459 0.05300 157 102 40 15
628 Don’t tell me you’ve never played Cuban Missile Crisis. 1.4453 0.05180 128 77 45 6
629 Actually, it's the house we're selling. 1.4453 0.05635 128 81 37 10
630 Are we talking nautical miles or highway miles? 1.4453 0.05275 137 85 43 9
631 What do you mean the price is fractured alliances and broken promises?" 1.4437 0.05522 142 92 37 13
632 Yeah, I’m selling it “as is”. 1.4435 0.05645 124 78 37 9
633 I think this one was supposed to go to Australia. 1.4431 0.05277 167 111 38 18
634 Well that’s what the Navy calls it. A bouncy house. 1.4429 0.05935 140 95 28 17
635 Throw in the hat and you got a deal. 1.4429 0.06021 140 96 26 18
636 With the sub, you get a free lemonade. 1.4423 0.05243 156 101 41 14
637 All you gotta do is put some wheels on this baby and you've got the greatest food truck ever. 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
638 Yes, I’ll take a check, Timmy, but you’re sure you have $86 million in your account? 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
639 Just got tired of looking at it,I guess. 1.4416 0.05603 154 104 32 18
640 Actually, the brig is where we put the hagglers. 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
641 Do you provide free shipping?" 1.4414 0.05526 145 95 36 14
642 At the time, bidding on an abandoned storage locker seemed like a good idea. 1.4412 0.05598 136 88 36 12
643 Is this one “Made in China” too? 1.4412 0.05400 136 86 40 10
644 How much for the skis and the sub? 1.4406 0.05216 143 90 43 10
645 Can you hold it? I need to go ask my mom if it's okay. 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
646 Is it Bluetooth compatible? 1.4403 0.05094 159 102 44 13
647 When you need it, you'll know it. 1.4397 0.05266 141 89 42 10
648 Does it include free shipping? 1.4397 0.04866 141 85 50 6
649 Yes, it takes regular. 1.4397 0.05169 141 88 44 9
650 You break it, you buy it. 1.4394 0.05916 132 88 30 14
651 Would you be open to a trade? 1.4390 0.05789 123 79 34 10
652 The missus says I have to sell any toy I haven’t used in a year 1.4385 0.05569 130 83 37 10
653 Gotta move, my mortgage is underwater. 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
654 Yes, it is the Red October. And no, they never found it. 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
655 May I return it if it leaks? 1.4380 0.05566 137 89 36 12
656 Can you ship it to me? 1.4375 0.05843 128 84 32 12
657 I've got the manual somewhere around here, but it's written in French. 1.4371 0.05683 151 103 30 18
658 I hate to part with it, but I'm retiring to Arizona. 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
659 Is this the wireless model or will I also need an extension cord? 1.4366 0.05516 142 93 36 13
660 I can't tell you anything about it, but it's yours for a hundred bucks. 1.4362 0.05244 149 96 41 12
661 Sure, it LOOKS great, but is the uranium past its half-life? 1.4357 0.05190 140 88 43 9
662 No, missles are extra 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
663 Make it three billion and I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.4357 0.05479 140 91 37 12
664 USAA bundled it with our home and auto. 1.4357 0.05190 140 88 43 9
665 No, we are selling the house; we all live in the Yellow Submarine. 1.4356 0.05438 163 111 33 19
666 I'd totally buy this if it were, Yellow! 1.4356 0.05507 163 112 31 20
667 ...because we're downsizing and the new place doesn't have a pool. 1.4356 0.05002 163 105 45 13
668 Mind if I plug it in first to make sure it works? 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
669 Missiles sold separately. 1.4351 0.05208 131 81 43 7
670 My mortgage was also underwater. 1.4351 0.05945 131 88 29 14
671 I think the voices inside are speaking Russian. And they don’t sound happy. 1.4351 0.04955 154 97 47 10
672 I’m selling a few items to raise cash because I’ve been under water for a while. 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
673 We are big Beatles fans. But turns out living all together in a yellow submarine isn’t as comfy with kids. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
674 Not for sale. It's my lawn ornament. 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
675 No, I don’t have the box, but I still believe the price is fair. 1.4345 0.05344 145 94 39 12
676 That's actually part of a set of five, if you're interested. 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
677 We just don't have the space for it anymore. 1.4345 0.05606 145 97 33 15
678 I just need to take it for a quick test drive to be sure... 1.4345 0.05691 145 98 31 16
679 I bought it before I realized Montana was landlocked. 1.4344 0.06047 122 81 29 12
680 You know, most people call them hoagies 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
681 Around here we call it a hoagie. 1.4342 0.05170 152 98 42 12
682 I'm thinking of getting something electric." 1.4338 0.05187 136 85 43 8
683 Yes, the price includes the trailer. 1.4337 0.04787 166 105 50 11
684 Okay, I'll admit insurance is a nightmare. 1.4333 0.04862 150 93 49 8
685 No assembly necessary Just add water 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
686 No, this is not the home of the $5 sub deal. 1.4328 0.05650 134 88 34 12
687 The wife and I are in de-escalation mode. 1.4328 0.05448 134 86 38 10
688 The price? That's classified. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
689 Can I get a discount if I buy both the skis and the sub? 1.4324 0.05266 148 96 40 12
690 Hard to let go of, son. It's been our family since Ike. 1.4324 0.05088 148 94 44 10
691 No, there is no boat trailer. 1.4320 0.05487 125 79 38 8
692 Is that the nuclear version? I need it to complete my collection. 1.4318 0.05290 132 83 41 8
693 Does it come with a user's manual. 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
694 Only $25. And it comes with a $10,000 toilet seat. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
695 I'll take it if you throw in your uniform and sunglasses as well! 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
696 No, cash and carry. 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
697 So the operating manual is available online? 1.4312 0.05217 160 106 39 15
698 Can you hold this for me while I go buy a flatbed truck and divorce my wife? 1.4310 0.06026 116 76 30 10
699 It's a good price, and I'll waive the depth charge. 1.4308 0.05875 130 87 30 13
700 No, it does not come with the water skis. 1.4306 0.05088 144 91 44 9
701 Can I just take it for a quick test drive before I buy? 1.4306 0.04992 144 90 46 8
702 It’s on consignment…from France. 1.4306 0.05885 144 100 26 18
703 OK, fine. Buy the submarine and I’ll throw in the water skis for free. 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
704 I can come down to 2.2 billion. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
705 Don't suppose you kept the original packaging?" "Nah, but you can find the instructions easily enough online. 1.4305 0.04929 151 95 47 9
706 It would be worth more if it was in the original box. 1.4298 0.06706 114 80 19 15
707 Why are you surprised by the sub, this is a Navy Yard sale! 1.4298 0.06590 114 79 21 14
708 Yep, I feel I need to go nuclear 1.4297 0.05398 128 81 39 8
709 Do you deliver? 1.4296 0.05417 135 87 38 10
710 Sorry sir I don’t speak French but can you tell me how much you want for the sub 1.4296 0.05231 142 91 41 10
711 I could tell you how it works, but then I'd have to kill you. 1.4286 0.05970 133 91 27 15
712 It comes with a full galley, beds enough for a very large family and four nuclear weapons. 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
713 10 bucks, but I can't pick it up until the river floods again. 1.4286 0.05067 182 124 38 20
714 Is the service contract mandatory? 1.4286 0.05183 140 89 42 9
715 It only takes 42 "D" Batteries. 1.4286 0.04949 154 98 46 10
716 There's no way you're the captain of that thing, you're wearing a pilots costume 1.4277 0.05238 159 106 38 15
717 That depends, son. How big's your bathtub? 1.4276 0.05164 152 99 41 12
718 ‘Could you start it up so I can make sure it works?’ 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
719 How low are you willing to go with the sub? 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
720 Sorry, all we have is battleship gray. We’re all out of yellow. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
721 I sent it home by mail in pieces, then assembled it here . . . . 1.4275 0.05422 131 84 38 9
722 Hey, kid. I said don't touch it. You break it , it's yours. 1.4275 0.05201 131 82 42 7
723 I’ll knock off $5 since you’re my neighbor. 1.4274 0.05472 117 73 38 6
724 Fission or fusion? 1.4266 0.05743 143 98 29 16
725 Not for sale. It's only here because I am still working from home... 1.4266 0.05297 143 93 39 11
726 No, you have to buy the whole sub to get the nuclear fuel. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
727 Oh that? I got it during the housing crisis when I thought we were gonna be underwater. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
728 I'll take it if you can go a little lower. 1.4262 0.05693 122 79 34 9
729 Is it diesel or nuclear? 1.4261 0.05801 115 74 33 8
730 My mortgage was underwater 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
731 I understand that this is the bath toy mentioned on Craigslist? 1.4257 0.05082 148 95 43 10
732 Is that nuclear, or...you know, just the regular kind? 1.4254 0.05543 134 88 35 11
733 Actually, it's a climate friendly hybrid. 1.4250 0.05113 120 73 43 4
734 The federal government lists it at $ 895,000,000. I’ll give it to you for five dollars. 1.4241 0.05023 158 108 35 15
735 Does it come with nukes? 1.4240 0.05710 125 82 33 10
736 Do you provide shipping? 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
737 No, you can't take it for a test drive. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
738 Did you try 1-800-GOT JUNK? 1.4237 0.06067 118 79 28 11
739 Well, you could paint it yellow. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
740 Is the nuclear reactor still under warranty? 1.4236 0.05176 144 93 41 10
741 Is delivery included in the price? 1.4231 0.05446 130 84 37 9
742 It's only $5 at Subway. 1.4231 0.05067 156 102 42 12
743 It was a tough call, but it no longer gives me joy” 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
744 In the Philly suburbs we call it a “hoagie.” 1.4228 0.05773 123 81 32 10
745 Does it include floor mats? 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
746 I assure you it shrinks in the bathtub. 1.4222 0.05306 135 87 39 9
747 You will need to supply the uranium. 1.4220 0.05872 109 70 32 7
748 You can have it for cheap--I can't face getting it back into the basement. 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
749 Do you mind if I take it for a spin? 1.4218 0.05101 147 95 42 10
750 Cute. No, I'm not selling it because I'm under water. 1.4215 0.05839 121 80 31 10
751 I take it you would have preferred a gold watch. 1.4214 0.05076 140 89 43 8
752 I have to sell it. The mortgage is underwater. 1.4211 0.05252 133 85 40 8
753 Diesel or fission? 1.4211 0.05867 133 91 28 14
754 Does it come with security clearance? 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
755 Let’s talk maintenance. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
756 Didn't this used to be yellow, and we all lived there? 1.4206 0.05894 126 85 29 12
757 It's a stick shift. 1.4203 0.05616 138 93 32 13
758 We pay $600 for a hammer, so you do the math 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
759 Oh, that ones actually not for sail, it’s for submerge. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
760 She just needs new spark plugs and maybe a reactor core. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
761 I thought about painting it yellow. 1.4196 0.05900 112 73 31 8
762 Throw in the skis and I'll take it. 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
763 Automatic or stick? 1.4191 0.05577 136 91 33 12
764 how many leagues on it? 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
765 I’ll take it if you’ve got the box 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
766 Sorry. Delivery is extra. 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
767 Do the French know you’re selling? 1.4186 0.05579 129 85 34 10
768 I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a nuclear submarine on my front lawn…but yeah, it’s $25 if you can haul it. 1.4182 0.06110 110 73 28 9
769 We’re moving to Kansas. 1.4179 0.05927 134 93 26 15
770 Not for sale, OK, but you are willing to sub-let? 1.4179 0.05831 134 92 28 14
771 and it includes free shipping 1.4173 0.05639 127 84 33 10
772 I'll give ya $3 more if it's nuclear 1.4173 0.05413 127 82 37 8
773 Do you have the instruction manual? 1.4173 0.05413 127 82 37 8
774 If you have to ask. You probably can't afford it. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
775 Sorry, it's 'Don't ask, don't tell. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
776 So . . . the price is also classified? 1.4167 0.05747 120 79 32 9
777 If the torpedos work, I'll take it." 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
778 Why yes I was. Why do you ask? 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
779 Yes, son, you can buy it. The Second Amendment has no age restriction. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
780 Yes, it works. Do you want to plug it in? 1.4167 0.05624 120 78 34 8
781 Does it come with nuclear missiles? 1.4161 0.05348 137 90 37 10
782 No. My hat is not included in the price. 1.4160 0.04975 125 77 44 4
783 Too late, a guy from Australia just bought it! 1.4154 0.05859 130 89 28 13
784 That's not for sale, but I can give you a great deal on a wedding ring if you're interested. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
785 Sorry, that’s not for sale. My mother-in-law lives in there. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
786 Really impresses at the dive bars. 1.4153 0.05687 118 77 33 8
787 So you’re sure if I buy this I’m covered by the 2nd amendment ? 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
788 I'm not at liberty to disclose the cost. But I accept offers. 1.4148 0.05401 135 89 36 10
789 Stick shift or automatic? 1.4146 0.05528 123 80 35 8
790 forced to sell since our mortgage is under water 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
791 Do you take Venmo? 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
792 If you’re French , it’s not for sale. 1.4141 0.06027 128 89 25 14
793 Damn it - did my wife bring that out again? The submarine is not for sale. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
794 Give me a good price and I'll consider not turning you in for treason. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
795 How do I know it's not a knock-off? 1.4130 0.05010 138 88 43 7
796 And how much for just the periscope? 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
797 Can it go over Niagara Falls? 1.4127 0.05197 126 80 40 6
798 Sorry, the price is firm. I'm already underwater on it." 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
799 You've heard of Freud, haven't you? 1.4123 0.06207 114 78 25 11
800 Still in pretty good shape, just one tiny leak. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
801 I believe you mean, "I'll give you eight bucks for it, ADMIRAL." 1.4118 0.05056 136 87 42 7
802 I hate to sell it, but I’m downsizing. 1.4118 0.05392 119 76 37 6
803 Asking $2 billion, but...how much do you have in your pocket? 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
804 Can you wrap this up to go? 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
805 That's a great offer! But, I hope you don't mind me asking... what would you do with it in Arizona? 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
806 I found it in the park and thought it might be useful for someone 1.4107 0.05609 112 72 34 6
807 It's zero emissions. 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
808 Sorry, the nuclear missiles were all snapped up as soon as we opened this morning. 1.4103 0.05447 156 109 30 17
809 Do you happen to know if this was manufactured here or in China? 1.4101 0.05188 139 91 39 9
810 Yes, the nuclear codes are included. No extra charge. 1.4101 0.05188 139 91 39 9
811 It does have a certificate of authenticity. 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
812 It runs just fine, but it no longer fits our lifestyle. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
813 It comes with a manual. In French of course. 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
814 What have you sunk into her. 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
815 I’m retiring to Arizona 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
816 It certainly does have ethically sourced and conflict-free mined metals. 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
817 It is a one-owner. How about two billion? 1.4088 0.05028 137 88 42 7
818 Its a repo 1.4087 0.05780 115 76 31 8
819 ... and are the original surface-to-air missiles included? 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
820 Amazon has really had to get creative with deliveries these days 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
821 Sure you can take it for a spin. I'll just need your driver's license, proof of insurance, and a list of all contacts to foreign nationals. 1.4083 0.05225 120 76 39 5
822 I’m into snorkeling now. 1.4082 0.05440 147 101 32 14
823 No, Sir, she's not for sail. 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
824 I saw the same one at Old Navy. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
825 How much for the paperweight? 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
826 My wife told me to bring some subs in case people got hungry. I could only find this one and now I’m thinking I did something wrong. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
827 USS Miami: only $10, but it needs $700,000,000 in repairs. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
828 It's vintage Cold War. For an extra five bucks, I'll throw in a Russian-speaking crew. 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
829 My wife will go ballistic if I buy this. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
830 It’s one of those useless retirement gifts. 1.4074 0.05740 108 70 32 6
831 Are the batteries included? 1.4074 0.05587 108 69 34 5
832 Does this model have a backup camera for parallel parking? 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
833 If you buy the nuclear warhead for $20MM, I can let you have the submarine for $7. 1.4071 0.06365 113 79 22 12
834 Yes I have the 50 million, but can I drive it first? 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
835 Will you accept Bitcoin for the sub? 1.4068 0.05802 118 79 30 9
836 Suppose this means you don't need me to cut the grass this week? 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
837 Yeah, for that price I can throw in the water skis. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
838 I'm not objecting to you holding a yard sale. I'm just asking that you do it over in your own yard. 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
839 I'm looking for something to release ballons for a gender reveal party. 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
840 Do you have one in blue? 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
841 Still got the instruction manual? 1.4060 0.05123 133 86 40 7
842 No, you can’t test drive it first. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
843 The price is classified. And, no, it doesn't come with a trailer." 1.4054 0.05149 148 99 38 11
844 That, I got at a surplus auction, in anticipation of my retirement, from the service. Long story short, 'Wife wants it OUT of the garage. 1.4052 0.05032 153 102 40 11
845 Can you hold this for me for about 15 minutes? I need to go home and measure my bathtub. 1.4052 0.06241 116 81 23 12
846 Do I look like the kind of guy that cares what the HOA says! 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
847 With or without the crew? 1.4048 0.05766 126 86 29 11
848 If it doesn't fit in my room, can I bring it back? 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
849 How did you get it out of the basement? 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
850 No, it doesn't come with cup holders. 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
851 Not for sale. It's my ride. 1.4044 0.05046 136 88 41 7
852 Dad, I still play with this one. 1.4040 0.06567 99 68 22 9
853 What tipped you off that this is an undercover sting operation? 1.4040 0.05729 99 63 32 4
854 The plutonium's extra. 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
855 Sorry! They only come in grey... 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
856 My sub-conscious self says this is not just a cigar 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
857 Well, the bake sale to fund a bomber idea never really caught on. 1.4035 0.05672 114 75 32 7
858 another classic case of forgetting to check the dimensions on eBay,huh? 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
859 Test drive? Sure. Keys are under the cup holder. 1.4035 0.06068 114 78 26 10
860 Normal wear and tear and you'll want to get the "check core" light on the reactor looked at but really, she's a steal at 1.5 billion. 1.4034 0.05108 119 75 40 4
861 Nuclear or conventional? 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
862 Let's put it this way, can you drive a stick? 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
863 Sorry, but I can’t break up a set. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
864 Retirement gift. 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
865 Sailors included? 1.4020 0.06115 102 68 27 7
866 I don't care what the song says, it doesn't come in yellow! 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
867 That was some rain we had last night, huh? 1.4016 0.06010 122 85 25 12
868 Does it vibrate? 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
869 I'll buy with the nuclear option. 1.4000 0.05278 135 90 36 9
870 The yard is $6 Billion - but it comes with a FREE nuclear submarine and two cruise missiles. 1.4000 0.06085 110 75 26 9
871 Do you have the docking station to go with it? 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
872 No. That is not a blimp and I do not fly it for Goodyear. 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
873 Batteries not included; just add water. 1.4000 0.05149 140 93 38 9
874 I can take this off your hands if you throw in the skis. 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
875 Do you see a sail? 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
876 It was formerly used by the Trump campaign to see how low he could go. 1.4000 0.06117 125 89 22 14
877 Paint it yellow and you've got a deal! 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
878 Please move your boat,you're blocking my drive. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
879 The way I see it, it's more of a silencer than a conversation piece. 1.4000 0.07107 100 73 14 13
880 My kids outgrew it. 1.4000 0.06026 115 79 26 10
881 You know how it goes. New model comes out and it just stops working. 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
882 Diesel or electric? 1.4000 0.05601 120 80 32 8
883 No, it doesn't come with the missile codes. Sorry. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
884 Is it for sale or do you just want to impress your neighbours? 1.3984 0.05129 123 79 39 5
885 If you want, I'll throw in the water skis 1.3984 0.05258 123 80 37 6
886 Not nuclear? Sorry I was looking for nuclear. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
887 No offer is too low. It's diesel. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
888 I won't go any lower, but it goes to 450 meters. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
889 Does it come in another color? 1.3982 0.05413 113 73 35 5
890 It's a gently used French sub. No returns. 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
891 I wanted a yellow submarine. 1.3982 0.05557 113 74 33 6
892 I bought it when my mortgage was under water 1.3981 0.05252 108 68 37 3
893 Gotta sell it son, I'm transferring to Kansas! 1.3981 0.05875 108 72 29 7
894 The wife was cleaning out her military industrial complex. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
895 Runs like a top but the periscope is jammed. 1.3980 0.06109 98 65 27 6
896 Really? The Red October? 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
897 Sorry, she’s not for sail. 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
898 I got a great deal from the French. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
899 That depends. How big is your pool? 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
900 One careful owner. Full service history. 1.3968 0.04922 126 80 42 4
901 Sleeps 120. 1.3967 0.05439 121 80 34 7
902 Oh that. It was only used once. 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
903 We bought one too, after our mortgage went underwater. 1.3967 0.05311 121 79 36 6
904 Congress finally decided to slash defense spending. 1.3967 0.05564 121 81 32 8
905 Can you throw in the uniform? 1.3967 0.05807 121 83 28 10
906 Can I control it with my cell phone? 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
907 Can I get a discount on the skis if I buy the submarine too? 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
908 That beauty? She's $2.8 billion, not including tax and shipping." 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
909 I have to check with my Mom 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
910 No, as is, I'm afraid. 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
911 Have you installed the most recent operating system yet? 1.3960 0.05983 101 67 28 6
912 Yes, it requires a trained crew, and yes, they're inside. Four dollars, please. 1.3960 0.05643 101 65 32 4
913 No, kid, it don't come in yellow. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
914 ......... and how many bathrooms? 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
915 (Sigh)…yes it is full of seamen. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
916 I bought it to work from home, selling now we're heading back to the office. 1.3945 0.05377 109 70 35 4
917 I just got it, okay? Don't ask so many questions. 1.3942 0.06470 104 73 21 10
918 Found it in the Arctic - I mean, the attic. 1.3942 0.05864 104 69 29 6
919 Does it come with water ? 1.3942 0.06324 104 72 23 9
920 I’ll give you fifty cents for it? 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
921 How’s the WiFi in this thing? 1.3936 0.06631 94 65 21 8
922 That's my regular commuter. She's not for sale. 1.3936 0.06091 94 62 27 5
923 No trailer??? 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
924 Yes, it comes with the crew. 1.3934 0.05277 122 80 36 6
925 If you want an F16, that’s at the Bake sale. 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
926 How low are you able to go? 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
927 What do you mean the price is classified? 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
928 Does it have any parking tickets? 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
929 That? Comes with the kiddie pool. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
930 I'll take bitcoin. 1.3922 0.05771 102 67 30 5
931 One owner. Low mileage. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
932 Where I’m from, we call them hoagies. 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
933 Just a souvenir from the office 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
934 Can I get a 6 inch? 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
935 I need something smaller for the bathtub. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
936 No son, you can't take it around the block. 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
937 What do you mean, 'Is it real?' 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
938 For you I can do $2.4 billion. 1.3916 0.04865 143 94 42 7
939 We're sold out. That's the display model. 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
940 Can you tell me how many leagues are on it? 1.3913 0.05341 115 75 35 5
941 You know, the yard sale next block over has a used super carrier for half what you want for the nuclear sub. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
942 I’ve never been to a garage sale in France before. Why are you selling this? 1.3909 0.06470 110 79 19 12
943 Warranty? 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
944 You won’t be disappointed, it is an excellent subletting opportunity. 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
945 I strongly recommend adding rust-proofing, porthole tinting, and extra cupholders." 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
946 New or used? 1.3905 0.05820 105 70 29 6
947 Um, my dad kicked the tire and now it's ticking. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
948 I’m a total beginner. Is it fairly user-friendly? 1.3900 0.05842 100 66 29 5
949 OK, I will throw in one torpedo attack on the target of your choice. 1.3900 0.06948 100 73 15 12
950 I hope you can appreciate the subliminal subtext. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
951 It was my grandfather's 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
952 We used it twice in the last 5 years. Since then it's been the most expensive clothes hanger we have. 1.3895 0.06401 95 65 23 7
953 It works great! I took it out for a dip yesterday. 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
954 Do you validate parking? 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
955 Needs a tune-up and a skosh of uranium-235... 1.3889 0.05852 126 89 25 12
956 Throw in the golf clubs and you’ve got a deal. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
957 I know a guy who can get you torpedoes. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
958 Will I get my money back if the sea level isn’t rising after all? 1.3889 0.05709 108 72 30 6
959 Yes, the government is broke. 1.3883 0.06051 103 70 26 7
960 Lightly used. Only drove it to church on Sundays. 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
961 ...Just give me your outfit so I can drive this out of here with some dignity. 1.3881 0.05071 134 89 38 7
962 They said it had to be towable to donate. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
963 Sure, I'll throw it in with the VHS of 'Das Boot'. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
964 Combien? 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
965 Free shipping? 1.3874 0.05303 111 72 35 4
966 Wife doesn't like the colour 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
967 Yellow is extra. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
968 I ordered this online but it’s the wrong size. My son ripped the tag off so we can’t return it. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
969 I wouldn't call it 'gently' used. 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
970 We specialize in underwater mortgages. 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
971 The missile tubes make great tee shirt cannons. 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
972 There's a nest of squirrels in the engine room, but otherwise it's very clean. 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
973 Does that come in a foot long? 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
974 Yes, it does work, but it needs batteries 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
975 If you ask how much, you probably can’t afford it. 1.3861 0.06129 101 69 25 7
976 Cash only. 1.3861 0.05624 101 66 31 4
977 Then can you do 1.49 billion and throw in the propeller cozy? 1.3861 0.05965 101 68 27 6
978 Any discount if I buy both the water skis and boat? 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
979 I can go a little lower on it if you take the skis,too. 1.3860 0.05643 114 77 30 7
980 Homeowners Association rules state you cannot hold a yard sale in the neighborhood. 1.3860 0.06169 114 81 22 11
981 So, what kind of gas mileage does this thing get? 1.3857 0.05128 140 95 36 9
982 How deep does the discount go? 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
983 Let's just say it fell off the back of a truck. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
984 I'm downsizing to a snorkel." 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
985 Do I need a diving license? 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
986 We were cleaning out the basement and it’s just been gathering dust for years. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
987 Can you hold this for me? I just have to go ask my wife. But don't sell it till I get back, OK? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
988 Do you have just the one? 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
989 I can either knock another 10 bucks off, or you can pay the full 17 billion and I'll throw in those skis. 1.3852 0.05872 122 86 25 11
990 Can it run on corn oil? 1.3852 0.05390 122 82 33 7
991 What do you think it is?! It’s an underwater RV.” 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
992 The house is underwater. But I can sell the sub free and clear! 1.3852 0.05515 122 83 31 8
993 Sorry. You have to drive it home yourself. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
994 No,you have to provide you own plutonium. 1.3846 0.05518 104 68 32 4
995 It's French, so it may not be cheap but the galley is three stars. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
996 For an extra $5, I'll throw in a nuclear warhead. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
997 Hey, is this yours? 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
998 Well, how big is your pool, son? 1.3846 0.05685 104 69 30 5
999 I’d keep it if I could locate the other half. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
1000 I’m only looking to sublease, will that be a problem? 1.3846 0.06006 91 60 27 4
1001 Your tax dollars already paid for it but I will have to charge you a moving fee. 1.3840 0.05179 125 83 36 6
1002 It was only driven once, by a little old admiral from Virginia. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
1003 Is it still on warranty? 1.3839 0.05418 112 74 33 5
1004 Australia wouldn't take it. It's yours for nickel. 1.3839 0.05564 112 75 31 6
1005 It’s roomy, yet discreet, once you have it down in the water. 1.3838 0.05690 99 65 30 4
1006 We decided it was time to clean out the basement. 1.3835 0.04859 133 87 41 5
1007 Last question, Would you be willing to throw in the skis? 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
1008 That, my friend, is a nuclear powered pool toy. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
1009 How many knots on it? 1.3826 0.05466 115 77 32 6
1010 I’ll offer $1,748,956,442.56 for the used sub and not a penny more. 1.3824 0.06392 102 72 21 9
1011 No. Nuclear missiles not included. 1.3824 0.05119 136 92 36 8
1012 Сколько ты хочешь? 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1013 It’s lightly used, to work remotely. 1.3824 0.05752 102 68 29 5
1014 That item is classified. 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
1015 Of course I have the pink slip. 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
1016 Do you charge extra to have it shipped? 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1017 Turns out 2020 was not a Good Year 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1018 Another piece from the Trump Estate? 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1019 I was going through a mid-life missile crisis when I bought that thing. 1.3814 0.06786 97 70 17 10
1020 It's a fucking submarine. 1.3814 0.06360 118 87 17 14
1021 Ten bucks if it were yellow, so let's say five. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
1022 Can you even drive a stick shift? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1023 Careful. You break it, you buy it. 1.3810 0.05477 105 69 32 4
1024 I’ll throw in the nuclear codes if you take it with you. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1025 I lived here before it was a subdivision 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1026 I’ve heard that everyone who invests in these things eventually goes under 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1027 Lowest I'll go is 20,000. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1028 No, my mechanic assured me the control rods are high quality boron 10, not those cheap after-market hafnium rods. 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
1029 Damn straight! When doomsday devices are outlawed, only outlaws will have doomsday devices! 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
1030 No, we don't deliver. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1031 It's amazing what you can find in an attic! 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1032 This looks like the one I had as a kid. Does it come with the Sean Connery action figure? 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1033 No, it’s not misleading. The RED OCTOBER SALE only applies to items on this side of the driveway. 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
1034 Can you start it up so I can see if it works? 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
1035 Yep, that mortgage is underwater too! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
1036 I noticed your submarine, how much? 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
1037 How often do you have to wind it up? 1.3793 0.06170 87 58 25 4
1038 That's double parked 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
1039 And...I'll throw in the skis. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
1040 I have one just like it, but I don't have an outfit to go with it. Can I just buy the uniform? 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
1041 Let me guess -- this is the French model. 1.3786 0.06340 103 73 21 9
1042 Sorry, son. A guy from down the street bought the battleship a couple of hours ago. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1043 Just consider the value; it’s already been underwater. 1.3786 0.06188 103 72 23 8
1044 Do you ship it too? 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1045 I promised it to Iran, but if it’s not gone by the end of the day it’s all yours. 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1046 Diesel engine, or nuclear? 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
1047 So do you have the title? 1.3782 0.04919 119 77 39 3
1048 The price tag says nine million, but I'll take twenty-five dollars. 1.3778 0.06033 90 60 26 4
1049 If it doesn’t float do I get my money back? 1.3776 0.05895 98 66 27 5
1050 Where did I get it? Uh, I'm not sure if I remember. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1051 If it doesn’t cause massive annihilation Can I exchange it for something else? 1.3772 0.05343 114 76 33 5
1052 Where else are you going to find a boat that can lurk under the polar icecap for six months? 1.3772 0.06026 114 81 23 10
1053 It’s perfect for your nuclear but not your extended family 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
1054 The uniform will cost extra. 1.3763 0.05703 93 61 29 3
1055 Well, I had sold it to Australia ... 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
1056 You might say it was my version of the van life. 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1057 Diesel or Nuclear? 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1058 As is. Nuclear tipped missiles and other accessories available separately. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
1059 Is this sub made in China or made for China? 1.3762 0.05777 101 68 28 5
1060 As is. Missles are extra. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
1061 I'll let it go for a buck, but you've got to sail it out of here. 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
1062 I don't deliver. 1.3761 0.05341 109 72 33 4
1063 If you can move it you can have it. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
1064 Yes, I have the pink slip. 1.3759 0.04884 141 95 39 7
1065 Batteries included? 1.3750 0.05167 120 80 35 5
1066 Only reason I'm selling is the damn homeowners association says I can't park it in the yard anymore. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1067 How much for the football? 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
1068 Are there any hidden fees or depth charges? 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1069 Excuse me,but would you have any grey poupon? 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1070 I can't let it go for under $100. It's a family heirloom. 1.3750 0.05590 96 63 30 3
1071 It's "as is." The nuclear codes cost extra. 1.3750 0.06115 88 59 25 4
1072 It was my work vehicle, I retired. 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1073 And there’s no background check or waiting period, right? 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
1074 Is this new or used? 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
1075 For what your asking can you at least help me get it into my car? 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
1076 Can I try this out with my girlfriend? 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
1077 That's my ride. Just the items on the left are for sale. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
1078 The manual is in French 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
1079 The Hendersons down the street have a Virgina class going for $20 less than what you're asking. Can you match it? 1.3738 0.05715 107 73 28 6
1080 It's a divorce sale...she got the aircraft carrier. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1081 IT WAS PART OF MY SEPARATION PACKAGE! 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1082 Sorry, kid, you have to take the VHS tapes too 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1083 And about how long does it take to inflate it? 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1084 I tell you what, give me $1 billion and I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.3731 0.05262 134 93 32 9
1085 Is this Bush era? 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
1086 You can drive it home as soon as the tide comes in. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
1087 What do you mean, I'm too young to take it out? 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1088 Would you believe I already have one?! 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1089 I heard the Australian ones are better. 1.3721 0.06829 86 61 18 7
1090 Very low mileage. It was owned by my elderly parents who rarely took it from the garage. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
1091 Unfortunately, our mortgage is also underwater. 1.3719 0.05134 121 81 35 5
1092 It’s an earlier model. Runs on baking soda. 1.3717 0.06054 113 81 22 10
1093 You found the Red October I see 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
1094 Would you hold the nuclear sub for me while I run to the cash machine? 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
1095 Nuclear reactor not included. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1096 Because it’s the end of the day and you’re Australian I’ll knock 25% off the Magic set and throw in the sub. Deal? 1.3714 0.05457 105 70 31 4
1097 I used to keep it in my sub basement 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1098 How much for just the nukes? 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
1099 U-boat or the neighbor's boat? 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
1100 Does this come with a tub? 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1101 No, that’s my ride. The car isn’t for sale either. 1.3710 0.05428 124 86 30 8
1102 It's free, provided you take these videocassettes with it. 1.3708 0.05623 89 58 29 2
1103 It can be both dangerous and Freudian, Todd. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
1104 It's like new, and made in France. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1105 No. I wouldn't be parting with it if I could deliver it. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
1106 It was part of my enlistment bonus ... why do you ask? 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
1107 I hear it's better than a man cave. Can you really stay submerged for months? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
1108 You say it was a retirement gift? 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
1109 Retirement gift. I'd keep it but the wife says my hobbies have to fit in the gerage, so it's gotta go. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1110 The PTA is demanding that if National Defense needs more money, we need to hold yard sales and sell cookies as they do. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
1111 Go ahead, scope it out. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
1112 Hey, Karen from HOA sent me - you need a permit for yard sales. 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
1113 Yes, it can get to Staten Island . 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1114 Yes, you really do get to yell "dive, dive, dive." 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1115 I’m just asking for a friend 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
1116 You touch it - you buy it 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
1117 I will need to tow it home with my battleship 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
1118 You include an extended maintenance agreement? 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
1119 If you remove the MAGA bumpersticker, you’ve got yourself a deal, Mister. 1.3696 0.06506 92 65 20 7
1120 I’ve had one of these on my radar for years! 1.3696 0.06863 92 67 16 9
1121 It comes With the I-Pad. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
1122 Yes, it does impress the ladies. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
1123 It’s cheaper than moving to high ground in Vermont 1.3692 0.05021 130 88 36 6
1124 Yes, it’s fully operational, it runs on Baking Powder. 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
1125 Sorry, kid, as is, no test-dives. 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1126 It no longer gives me joy. 1.3690 0.06511 84 58 21 5
1127 It’s the only mobile home immune to climate change 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
1128 Can I test drive it before I buy it? 1.3689 0.05342 103 68 32 3
1129 Wait, so if I found you on grinder, that's a sub and you're a hero, what's a hoagie? 1.3684 0.06010 114 82 22 10
1130 Do you still have the Allen key? 1.3684 0.05325 114 77 32 5
1131 Did you get it from the Army-Navy Surplus store? 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1132 I'm surprised you couldn't sell this here in Nebraska. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
1133 Yeah, but does it stream music? 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
1134 Well, you’ll need to top the Chinese offer. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
1135 Sorry, but that's my ride to work. 1.3684 0.05610 95 63 29 3
1136 Why the yard sale? Well, I’ve been underwater for some time now. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
1137 So you're also selling vacation time shares on this! Exactly how fast is the ocean rising around here? 1.3679 0.05416 106 71 31 4
1138 Will you take, like, fifteen bucks, delivery included? Or I could make it like maybe twenty, if you'll throw in your uniform." 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1139 How much for the party sub? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1140 It followed me home. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1141 The Taliban's got one on-line for half the price. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1142 Does it come with a boat trailer and hook up for my SUV? 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1143 It has its ups and downs. 1.3670 0.06340 109 80 18 11
1144 I'll give you $100 but the cartoonist has to redraw it in water. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
1145 I’m sorry, the deal is just for the boat. You’ll have to get your own uniform. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1146 Perfect for my move to New Orleans 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1147 I appreciate your interest, but a test drive is simply out of the question… 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1148 Does that include shipping? 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1149 No, no son. It’s pronounced “NEW-clee-er. 1.3667 0.05415 120 83 30 7
1150 It was $450 million brand new,but $20 is fine. 1.3667 0.06211 90 62 23 5
1151 3.5 billion dollars plus 10 cents for a bag. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1152 Whatever Kelly Blue Book says, you're gonna pay more. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
1153 Does it have a working toilet? 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1154 I'm from the neighborhood advisory board and uh... 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1155 Sorry, $3 billion is the lowest I can go. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1156 You can’t park there. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1157 The price include the uniform? 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
1158 I will take it but only with free delivery. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1159 When I stole it, it was called The Red October, but if you buy it, you can call it whatever you'd like. 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
1160 How low can you go. 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
1161 You shave off another fifteen bucks, I’ll ignore that dent, and we’ve got a deal. 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
1162 Paint it yellow and you can live a life of ease and have everything you need. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
1163 Does that include lessons? 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1164 Okay, Kid - I'll throw in some free launch codes. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1165 It’s half off when you buy any of these dvds. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1166 Alright, Alright...I'll throw in the sub. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1167 Yes, it also comes in navy. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
1168 Sorry, batteries not included 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
1169 No satellite radio, but she gets great knots-per-gallon 1.3643 0.05155 129 89 33 7
1170 No, you may not take it for a test ride. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1171 It was either that or a gold watch 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1172 I was working from home, and then they said, "We have no space for it. Keep it a while longer." And then one thing led to another... 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1173 1-877-SUBS-4KIDS didn’t want it. Anything nuclear they don’t want near the children 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1174 That was a mistake. I should have ordered a 'hoagie'. 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1175 are cup holders included? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1176 I misunderstood about the 100-foot submarine.  Do you ALSO cater?" 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1177 Faites-moi une offre 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1178 Is the extended warranty included? 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1179 The only part that's been underwater recently is the mortgage. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1180 The uranium is sold separately. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
1181 Can I try? 1.3628 0.05038 113 75 35 3
1182 Once my kids got older, they didn't want it anymore. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1183 You'll have to ask the owners. I'm just subbing for them. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1184 I assume you'll deliver it. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
1185 ”Is the manual online? 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
1186 Runs on baking soda. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1187 Turns out America is just not ready for lifesize military-themed bounce houses. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1188 In retrospect, I should have accepted the gold watch. 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1189 For that I'm gonna need Bitcoin. 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
1190 Do I get the shore price? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1191 Of course it’ll help me destroy my seafaring enemies, but does it have leather interiors? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1192 Do you take bitcoin? 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1193 Do you have it in pink? 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1194 Yes it’s legal - I found a loop hole in the national security act 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
1195 ‘We just haven’t had much use out of it since moving to Kansas’ 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1196 I just don't have a use for it anymore. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1197 300 million, but I'll toss in the skis. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
1198 It was a gift to my grandfather from Sean Connery 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1199 Hmmm, throw in those VHS tapes and we've got a deal. 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1200 Do you have the user manual? 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1201 But you sold it to me just last week for $300. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1202 It's the ultimate covid protection bubble, with climate crisis bonus. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1203 If you're interested, I can have it shipped to you. 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
1204 I see that the periscope is broken. Would you take $20 for it? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
1205 For that price, will you throw in the water skis? 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1206 If I buy the waterski, would you throw in the sub for free? 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1207 Yes my mortgage is underwater 1.3605 0.06170 86 59 23 4
1208 I couldn't go a penny under $3 billion. I'd be underwater. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1209 Mrs. Nimitz won’t go down anymore either. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
1210 I had a midlife Cuban Missile Crisis. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1211 HOW MUCH FOR JUST THE NUCLEAR REACTOR? 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1212 I brought my learner’s permit. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1213 Throw in a full reactor and you’ve got a deal. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1214 Can I take a test drive? 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1215 But it’s OK. I have a really big bathtub. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1216 Actually, I was looking for a dirigible. 1.3594 0.04927 128 87 36 5
1217 Because it's out of uranium. 1.3592 0.05494 103 70 29 4
1218 Diesel or nuclear powered? 1.3590 0.06045 78 52 24 2
1219 Will it be half off tomorrow? 1.3590 0.05216 117 80 32 5
1220 Uh,I don't suppose there's a taxpayer discount? 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
1221 Can I see the Subfax report? 1.3590 0.07293 78 57 14 7
1222 I'm asking $50.00, but make me an offer. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1223 Yes, it is used. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1224 How much baking soda does it take to run this thing? 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1225 It’s missing one of the missile launch keys. 1.3587 0.05696 92 62 27 3
1226 Will you deliver? 1.3585 0.05394 106 72 30 4
1227 These prices are below sea level 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1228 It’s the latest in home security. 1.3585 0.05224 106 71 32 3
1229 Is this from the time when your worked at the Atlantic's Lost and Found section? 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
1230 I’ve been transferred to Nebraska so I won’t be needing it. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
1231 $3.45 billion. And I'll need to see two forms of ID. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1232 Yes, THAT submarine. 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1233 IS IT A ONE OWNER? 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1234 It’s a matching set with the pepper shaker out back. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1235 Sorry, not if you’re French. 1.3578 0.06322 109 81 17 11
1236 The contract to build it went to a screen door company. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1237 So this is the result of defund the military. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
1238 Subliminal advertising? 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
1239 Correct,sir. The nuclear warhead has been deactivated. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1240 It cost 9,582,631,081 new. You can have it for $4.50. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
1241 Gray? My cousin Ringo's got a yellow one 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
1242 Cool! Does it come with torpedoes? 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1243 Is that available in red? 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
1244 So Admiral, you'll take $27.00 for the Sub and the bike, correct? 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
1245 Just add water and steer 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
1246 No, sorry, I can’t locate the owners manual. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
1247 On behalf of the Australian Government, can I pay double and not take delivery until 2050? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1248 Six million and I’ll throw in the golf clubs. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1249 That’s our NoAirBnB. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1250 Any previous owners? 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1251 I bought it back in '06 when they told me my mortgage was under water. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1252 Would you throw in the sunglasses? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
1253 We found it behind the decommissioned nuclear reactor. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1254 I broke it, I bought it. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1255 Oh, my wife said it was taking up too much room in the den. 1.3558 0.05943 104 74 23 7
1256 Between you and me you should probably buy this. I just sold your neighbour the tank. 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
1257 One point three billion... cash! 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
1258 Yeah, I gotta sell this thing quickly. They think I went down with the ship! 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1259 If it leaks I'm bringing back. 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1260 Sorry, son. You have to be a big boy to take home a big toy. 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
1261 Is the patina natural or sprayed on? 1.3551 0.06264 107 79 18 10
1262 That’s not for sale, I’m just parking it for a friend 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1263 It was only used on weekend trips under the North Pole. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1264 Yes sir, only driven to church on Sundays. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1265 You'll need a sub-prime loan. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1266 yeah.. my dad bought it during the cold scare.. forgot it was in the garage 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1267 Does that come with the launch codes? 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
1268 Do you have batteries for it? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1269 No, young man. It isn’t supposed to be yellow. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
1270 Will you throw in some life jackets? 1.3545 0.05416 110 76 29 5
1271 BTW, there was only one previous owner! 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1272 The other half sold in the last yard sale. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1273 If it's defective, the Canadians will buy it. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1274 Baking powder, son. Lots of baking powder. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1275 Honestly, what ten-year-old boy wouldn't want one? 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1276 It's got 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound. You can play all the Enya you want 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1277 Look buddy, I know what that thing is worth. I won’t pay more than $2 for it. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
1278 I'm holding firm on one billion dollars. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1279 Tell Boris he needs to pick it up by the weekend. 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1280 Two-point-five billion, son, but if you have cash I'll do two. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1281 Actually, it's filled with 10,000 plastic pink flamingo's. 1.3535 0.05239 99 66 31 2
1282 I can see why you decided not have a garage sale. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1283 Does it include the launch codes? 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
1284 My mom only took it out on Sundays. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
1285 It's got fewer than 50,000 fathoms on it, so you're getting a great deal. 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1286 It can sleep 300. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1287 My wife doesn't like my taste in yard ornaments 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1288 It's first animated film credit was Yellow Submarine in 1968. Since then, minor roles, but now The New Yorker! 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1289 We're downsizing." 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1290 Sir, you don't have to sell it. Climate change will have your boat afloat by next week. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
1291 The mileage? Sorry son, that's classified. 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1292 I know the house is underwater, but c'mon. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
1293 if you paint it yellow and we all live in it 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1294 Does this come with the original manual? 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1295 Is this why the French Ambassador left town in a huff? 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1296 Does it come with a backup camera? 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1297 When its deflated, it can fit in your garage. 1.3514 0.05377 111 77 29 5
1298 Sir, please don't point a finger at my wife, and, yes, she can identify as whatever she pleases. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1299 But does it come with wi-fi? 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1300 Its not about me being authorized to sell it. Its about you being able to buy it. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1301 I'll trade it for you for a geopolitical advantage or a juicer 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1302 Not exactly, but a hundred bucks will turn it into a your-boat. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1303 No, I don’t have the Carfax, you idiot. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
1304 How much for just the nuclear warhead? 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1305 No, I don’t know Jules Verne. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1306 Do I have to be eighteen to buy it? 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
1307 Are you Joe Judge? I’m here to repair the leak. 1.3505 0.06722 97 73 14 10
1308 Sorry, but Mrs. Henderson already scored the aircraft carrier. 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1309 A little souvenir I brought home from the war. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1310 Sorry, kid, it's not for sale. And just for your information, we all live in it, and it used to be yellow. 1.3500 0.05755 120 88 22 10
1311 I've been hunting for a red one, all October. 1.3500 0.06416 100 74 17 9
1312 No,sir. I do not sell sandwiches. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1313 G'day. Is that one of ours, mate? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1314 How many years of funding does it come with? 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1315 Nuclear or diesel/electric? 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1316 Full disclosure? It’s difficult to park! 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1317 It will come in handy when the oceans rise, trust me. 1.3494 0.05796 83 56 25 2
1318 I got it on eBay because I thought it was a blimp. How does five bucks sound? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1319 You'll need to raid your social security to afford it 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1320 How big a pool will I need? 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1321 Of course,it's nuclear. And there's 8 months left on the warranty. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1322 I need to make room for my battleship 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1323 OK, $25, but that's my final offer. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1324 I always travel with my cat. Got one with a pet door? 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
1325 And what's the cost per use? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
1326 Is it used or new? 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1327 I’m gonna need a bag for that 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1328 $1.4 billion. I'll throw in the golf clubs, too. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1329 Sure, paint it yellow and have all your friends aboard. Sail on to the sun, if you want. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1330 They weren't using it, so I took it home when I left 1.3478 0.05872 92 64 24 4
1331 This isn't what I thought you meant about selling subs next door. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1332 That’s vintage. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1333 The KGB will ask the questions. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1334 It’s a steal.” 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1335 It's a Sea Wolf-class attack submarine designed to hunt the most complex Soviet submarines in deep blue water. It uses the more advanced ARCI Modified AN/BSY-2 combat system, which includes a larger spherical sonar array. The upholstery comes as is. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
1336 U-2 ? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1337 I believe that’s outside your twenty-thousand league. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1338 Has it been in an accident? 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1339 Let me guess: made in France? 1.3474 0.06820 95 72 13 10
1340 No, nuclear would be ten times that. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1341 The Hunt for Red October: The Lost Ending. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1342 I was one of those guys who took my work home with me--literally! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1343 Does it also come in yellow? 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1344 Is the bathtub included? 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1345 when you asked to use my lawn, this wasn't what I had in mind... 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1346 I can't let it go for less than $3.4 billion, but I'll throw in this box of costume jewellery. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1347 Does it come with a nuclear warhead? 1.3467 0.06149 75 51 22 2
1348 Will you knock off 10% if the periscope doesn't work? 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1349 I want to buy this one. Do you accept Dogecoins? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1350 I can neither confirm nor deny that $645 million gets you the sub and the skis. 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1351 No, I can't take twenty bucks." "Twenty five?" "Check back later in the day. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1352 Do you honor my veteran's discount? And does it come with WIFI? 1.3462 0.06004 78 53 23 2
1353 $2.3 billion or best offer. 1.3462 0.05251 104 71 30 3
1354 Sorry, not for sale - I'm working from home. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1355 No manual? Can i download it?" "Uh ........ Sure. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1356 „Everyone said that it’s common to take some stuff when you leave a job.“ 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1357 I won't go less than one point five billion and an active level three security clearance. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1358 I'm selling it at a bargain price. It only has 5, 235,650 miles on it. 1.3458 0.05329 107 74 29 4
1359 Yes, batteries are included. 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1360 Batteries sold separately. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1361 Do you have the owners manual? ❤️ 1.3458 0.05492 107 75 27 5
1362 I have the missiles, but I can't find the fuel rods. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1363 No, it's not for sale. I just can't fit it in the garage. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1364 Only one lady owner, you say? 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1365 What should I do, Dad? It followed me home. 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1366 Son, this is a naval yard after all. 1.3455 0.05393 110 77 28 5
1367 I'm trying to declutter, and I just never used my nuclear attack submarine as often as I thought I would 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1368 Throw in the TV and I'll take it 1.3455 0.05393 110 77 28 5
1369 I'd pay you the full five dollars if it were in the original package. 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1370 I was going to come up with a caption for this, but I have some trouble with subtext. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1371 I'd prefer payment in cryptocurrency in a peanut butter sandwich. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1372 If I get one from Amazon, they deliver. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1373 Made in France. I can’t give it away. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1374 Do you accept frequent-flier miles? 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1375 If I get the sub, will you throw in the bike for free? 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1376 It was a going away present. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
1377 It's nuclear, not nukular, George. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1378 I think we have a deal but how about throwing in the uniform…. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1379 Do you accept Bitcoin? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1380 Are you sure these items aren’t stolen? 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1381 On the luggage rack? I doubt it. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1382 Just checking—are the nukes still operable? 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1383 Have you driven stick shift before? 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
1384 Actually it's not for sale....I'm selling the YARD and retiring to the ocean. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1385 No, torpedos don't come with it. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1386 Sorry, someone came by earlier and bought that sub... I mean secrets... I mean plans... I meant scrap metal 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1387 How much Baking Soda does it take? 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1388 The one down the block is newer and cheaper. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1389 Runs great, if you can afford to fuel it. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1390 well this is AUKUS... 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1391 Is this the one the Beatles lived in? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1392 You wouldn't happen to have a pool, would you? I don't buy without testing. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
1393 Nice, but take a look at the aircraft carrier before yoo decide. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1394 Does it come with a keyless remote? 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1395 If no one buys it, I'd like to open a sandwich shop. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1396 You better talk to your parents first." 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
1397 How much for das boot? 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1398 I see no reason why you couldn't paint it yellow. 1.3429 0.06026 105 77 20 8
1399 Missiles are extra. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
1400 Oh, . . . that submarine. 1.3429 0.05384 105 73 28 4
1401 Look kid, I'll give you this VHS of 'Das Boot' here for free and if you're still inspired then come back tomorrow at 0700 hours and we can discuss a fair price. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1402 The nukes are extra. 1.3426 0.05289 108 75 29 4
1403 I guess the Navy's getting serious about cutbacks. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1404 DOES IT COME WITH A TRAILER HITCH? 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1405 It has stayed in our nuclear family. 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1406 It was driven by a retired admiral. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1407 Yeah, I know it's $10,000,000 but it comes with free delivery. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
1408 Are the missiles included? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1409 Not a problem; I already have a nuclear reactor at home. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1410 Best offer. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1411 Does this thing leak? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1412 How's the Wi-Fi? 1.3418 0.06211 79 55 21 3
1413 Oh yes, perfect amount of space for a nuclear family. And rates on prime-sub mortgages have never been lower! 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1414 Does it take D batteries? 1.3418 0.05944 79 54 23 2
1415 Can’t afford the diesel anymore 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1416 Does it come with extra plutonium?" 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1417 Yes, but does the warranty cover water damage? 1.3415 0.05812 82 56 24 2
1418 I just sold my last small and extra-small. That's the only size I have left. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1419 You say it runs on diesel? 1.3415 0.07407 82 63 10 9
1420 Is that what I think it is? 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1421 The Navy is getting rid of fossil-fueled subs 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1422 This reminds me - how many yards are in a league? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1423 What's the Blue Book on it? 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1424 ‘Is it made of sustainable materials ? ‘ 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
1425 I'll take the antique plates for $20 if you throw in the used sub. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1426 It's what happens when a pitcher of margaritas mixes with a midnight eBay shopping binge. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1427 Yes, it’s a one-owner. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1428 Does it come with the extended maintenance warranty? 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1429 The boat is yours for $1,999, but the peanut-butter sandwich containing the instructions is $5 million. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1430 Do you offer international shipping? 1.3407 0.05463 91 62 27 2
1431 No, the water is extra. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1432 Let me check my HOA for any restrictions 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
1433 Would you like a bag for that 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1434 It got scratched in the South China Sea, but you can repaint that. 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
1435 What is it about BOGO you don't understand, son ? 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1436 No, it's the house that is for sale! 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1437 If the Russians couldn't find it then neither will your wife. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1438 Is this one of those sunken costs 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1439 How much for just the Tomahawk? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1440 That’s the lowest I can go. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1441 We had to have a damn bake sale to buy a bomber, too. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1442 I should disclose that it does have a history of defects. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1443 does it run on economy fuel rods? 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1444 Y’know, the Pentagon was very interested in that item as well. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
1445 Does the periscope work? 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1446 Hey asshole, half of your submarine is parked in my yard. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1447 No,it does not run on baking soda. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
1448 If you don't buy it, the Russians will. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1449 Does it come with or without the ICBM 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1450 Delivery's included, but I charge by the hour for my time. 1.3380 0.06636 71 50 18 3
1451 Australia didn’t want it. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1452 I hope it's not diesel-powered. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
1453 Don't be ridiculous! Of course it's not for sale. That's how I get to the base every morning. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1454 So that's the lowest you'll go? 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1455 It's a sublet. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1456 I'm underwater on it so it's yours if you take over the payments. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
1457 Does this run on electric? 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1458 Yes, it's french 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1459 Does that plug into a regular 110 outlet? 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1460 Will this fit in my Prius? 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1461 I figure it should go to someone who will actually use it. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1462 The price is in the classifieds. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1463 Are those mostly highway, city or nautical miles? 1.3373 0.05757 83 57 24 2
1464 I could tell you where it came from, but then I would have to kill you. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1465 Another billion and it’s yours. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1466 It doesn't matter where it came from. Look I'll take another $10 off. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1467 I already sold the nuclear components to North Korea. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1468 Of course it's mine. I bought it on SeaBay. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1469 It's not what you think it is. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1470 Its almost the end of October, so im getting rid of it 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1471 Do you take cryptocurrency? 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1472 Son, I'm afraid we didn't "nuke any Commies" with it, but we did bag a squid or two. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1473 I have to get rid of it. It takes up too much room in the basement 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1474 This will look great on my continental shelf. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1475 Of course it comes with a provenance. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1476 Is this you boat? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1477 French. Runs on Normandy butter. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1478 I picked it up cheap. All the instructions are in French. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1479 Does it leak ? 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1480 It’s thirty dollars there’s no missiles . 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1481 Is this the only color? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1482 You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in an autographed copy of The Hunt For Red October and some enriched uranium but that's it. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1483 We downsized, that's why. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1484 ‘Would you call this a Shipyard Sale or a Yard Sale Ship?’ 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1485 . “Would this be conventional or nuclear?” 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1486 No, son, torpedos are not included. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1487 Sir, May I use deficit funding to pay for it? 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1488 Does the sub include free shipping? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1489 Mother just drove it to church on Sundays. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1490 You bet! Took my boys deep-sea fishing in her. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1491 Is this the one on WikiLeaks? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1492 I got one just like it. 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1493 How does it do with animals, two by two? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1494 It works it just needs new batteries. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1495 Sorry kid, you bought it, you get it to the Marianas Trench. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1496 So what are you asking for this prototype the French built for the Aussies? 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1497 Now that the technology in that thing has been sold to Russia,it no longer seems that special anymore. I’ll give you 30 cents for it… 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1498 I didn't believe my friend when he told me that people take office supplies from work and sell them at yard sales 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1499 The nuclear codes will cost you extra. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1500 Is there more inside? 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
1501 Yes son, it was deployed in Operation Desert Storm. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1502 2,000 miles per hour is great, but does it have satellite radio? 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
1503 As is. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1504 Like new. Never been used, technically. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1505 Oh, that piece of junk? You can just take it, man. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1506 Does this take regular or diesel? 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1507 No Bitcoin - Cash Only 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1508 Afghanistan surplus and if you have to ask the price you really can't afford it young man. " 1.3333 0.07052 69 50 15 4
1509 It’s French. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1510 I’ll throw in the nuclear codes if you buy the skis with it. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1511 I was interested but that was before your neighbor down the street put 50% off the Stealth Bomber and threw in a free F17. 1.3333 0.06743 69 49 17 3
1512 It's just that we need a little more space for the grand kids. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1513 China said it didn't work so they sent it back. 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1514 Sorry, that one's not for sale; it's holding down a flying saucer under the lawn chock full of aliens. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1515 Do you know the Blue Book value? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1516 Yes, it will make your house look small, too. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1517 It no longer brings me joy. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1518 I need something that can elude my HOA's sonar detection. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1519 Good game, Battleship. Trouble is, the kids outgrew it. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1520 Can you throw this in for 5 bucks if I buy the bike ? 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
1521 It’s cheap because we’re in Omaha. But it’s a great investment if you’re young and just wait for the water to come to you. 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1522 You’ll be the talk of your school…and Homeland Security. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1523 What’s the Red October price for Das Boot? 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1524 Is this a French design ? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1525 This one is brand new from France and is complete with a master French chef 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1526 Nuclear warheads will cost you extra. 1.3333 0.06086 81 57 21 3
1527 It should fit in a two-car underwater garage. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1528 How about $10.00? I counted the rivets. It will take me forever to take it apart and recycle 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1529 Yeah, I got a good deal on it. It's made in France. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1530 What the ad SAID was: "Two hundred dollars down, and 892,473 payments thereafter..." 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1531 Expecting a plunge in the market? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1532 Do you happen to have the manual for it? 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1533 Sorry, the buy one, get second one half off promotion ended yesterday. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1534 Keeping ahead of the Supply Chain! 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1535 That’s right, nuclear class, but it’s been retrofitted with pedals. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1536 I want a test drive before purchase it. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1537 Can you come down a little more? 1.3333 0.05177 99 68 29 2
1538 Can someone just buy the plans for that? I'm asking for a friend. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1539 Are the nuclear codes included or is that an add on? 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1540 Does the price include delivery? 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1541 What nuclear submarine? 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1542 you can paint it yellow when you buy it. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1543 No, kid. It doesn't come with wifi. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1544 Runs fine. Just needs a little enriched uranium. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1545 If I take the clubs you’ll deliver the sub right? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1546 How fast can it do 0 to 60? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1547 That’s right Captain, we all live in a gray submarine, a gray submarine. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1548 Everything is cash and carry. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
1549 I’m upgrading to a plug-in. 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
1550 Sooo, just put it in reverse? 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1551 You called about an issue you were having with your septic tank? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1552 How much you wanna pay? I’m drowning in debt. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1553 We tried to sell it to the local police department, but they already had one. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1554 I’m going to turn it into an Airbnb. 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1555 G’day mate. Is it nuclear? Do you ship to Australia? Just don’t tell the Frenchies please 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1556 Was it an impulse buy? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1557 I know what you mean, you can’t give diesels away these days 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1558 Do the seats recline? 1.3333 0.07348 69 51 13 5
1559 How many miles to the gallon? 1.3305 0.04823 118 82 33 3
1560 No, I can't lend it to you for your prom. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1561 It's nice, but I was really looking for more of a Seawolf-class... 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1562 Tell you what, buy the sub and I'll throw in a free set of golf clubs! 1.3303 0.05223 109 77 28 4
1563 Sorry, you have to be 21 to purchase the submarine. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1564 Will you deliver, or do I need to pick it up?" 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1565 The price is low because it won’t fit in the garage. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1566 We love it, but we’re downsizing. 1.3301 0.05234 103 72 28 3
1567 Is it covered by an extended warranty plan? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1568 Does this sub come loaded? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1569 With global warming, this baby should be sea worthy by the time you get your learner’s permit. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
1570 If I don't like it, will you take it back? 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1571 Now does that come with or without the ICBM? 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1572 Is it pronounced nü-kyə-lər or nü-klē-ər? 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1573 Does it come with the nuclear code? 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1574 The U.S.S. Rosebud 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1575 Would you like a bag, sir? 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1576 The price of that item is classified. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1577 Don't act like you don't steal office supplies too. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1578 Yes, it leaks. But the AC still works. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1579 Throw in the torpedoes and you have a deal. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1580 What do you mean, ‘don’t get it wet’? 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
1581 It is headed West. Sorry I need one headed East. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1582 Sorry, but the price is nonnegotiable. I'm selling it for the lady next door. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1583 Is that $25 million including the missiles? 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1584 Is the roof rack included? 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1585 I guess you’re looking for a career change 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1586 Acceptez-vous les euros? 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1587 It’s a nuclear family heirloom. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1588 Ne demande pas… 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1589 For the last time, the hat is not included. 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1590 How big is your bathtub? 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1591 Did you find Red October? 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1592 No, selling a ship is not the same as abandoning one. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1593 You could paint it yellow? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1594 It's great for working from home. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1595 Does anyone know its missing? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1596 We have to sell it. Our house is underwater. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1597 Sorry, son, I'm not breaking up the set -- the Captain always goes down with the ship. 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
1598 Is it remote control? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1599 Are you open to barter? 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
1600 I lost the periscope years ago, but it still works. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1601 If it’s French, I’m going to need a receipt. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1602 No, water’s not included. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
1603 My wallet says no, but my rage says yes. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1604 Years of showing up to yard sales early has finally paid off! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1605 Is it fresh water or salt water?" 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1606 It came with our subprime loan. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1607 Throw in your hat and I'll buy it. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1608 Yep. Everything is ten bucks. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1609 Why? Because in our house, the first mate outranks the captain. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1610 Does it have a backup camera? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1611 Does it still gave the original missiles? 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
1612 What, you’ve never stolen anything from work before? 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
1613 No that's not for sale it's my newest lawn ornament. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1614 That’s hard to fathom. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1615 Hey, You can buy it from me or you can buy it from the French. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1616 It's $15 firm. No haggling. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
1617 It no longer sparks joy. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
1618 Missles and torpedoes included? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
1619 Do you still have the action figures? 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
1620 I'm underwater on my mortgage, so, yeah, everything's gotta go. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1621 Toss in the shades and you have yourself a deal! 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1622 Don’t ask, don’t tell. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1623 . . . and how much for the boat? 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1624 Do you have one that would fit in my bathtub? 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1625 Can I take it out for a test dive? 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1626 You bet your butt it's covered by the Second Amendment. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1627 Cap’n Economic Crunch. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1628 No, I wanted a submarine sandwich 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1629 I’m glad to see that you finally got around to cleaning out the sub-basement 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1630 I need a submarine, and I need it today, but this isn’t quite what I’m looking for. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1631 We also take Venmo. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1632 Is it electric? 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1633 Yes sir, the rubber duck is complimentary with this purchase. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1634 Your ad said you were selling subs. I thought you meant sandwiches! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1635 The uniform is separate. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1636 Most of my junk is sub-standard. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1637 You'll need a note from your parents. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1638 The engines run noisy, but the price is right. 1.3263 0.05487 95 67 25 3
1639 Sure, I can wait until you come back with the truck. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1640 Oh hey, Mr Baldwin, how’s it goin’…I’ll give ya $100 and mow your lawn for a year. But I’m gonna need a certificate of authenticity. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1641 Is it still under warranty? 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1642 Why bring just half of submarine to a yard sale? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1643 Can you even handle a stick shift son? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1644 She couldn’t handle the pressure 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1645 Hmmm.... $3.2 Billon. Will you take $2.9 Billion? 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1646 Does this include the torpedoes? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1647 Did you say you were from down under? 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1648 Only my mother and only on Sundays to go to church. It's a cream puff. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1649 It's free, but you have to move it out of here by 4:00 today. Otherwise we're donating it to the Salvation Army. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1650 Of course it works, 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1651 Will a child seat fit? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1652 Does your boss know you're trying to sell the company car at a yard sale? 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1653 ‘Oh, no no no. It’s, um… it was a salesman’s sample.’ 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1654 Original miles? 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1655 Is this deflatable? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1656 Yes, we’re selling it by the yard. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1657 And if you buy now, I'll throw in a cruise missile. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
1658 Uh... does it have undercoating? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1659 Yes, it’s for sale. I decided it lacks curb appeal. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1660 I took it from the office with some pens and printer ink after they let me go. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1661 I'm the dom, she's the sub. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1662 It’s free, if you can pilot her off the lot by this afternoon.” 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1663 The mileage? I’m sorry sir that is classified. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1664 I have to sell it...I'm underwater on the mortgage 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1665 Yes, I suppose calling it a fleet market would be more appropriate. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1666 Eh, not sure it still works, Bob. Last time I used it was like, last year, but that's on the down low. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1667 If I take the sub will you throw in the golf clubs? 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1668 No,I can't give you the service records,they're classified 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1669 There's some wear and tear in the torpedo tubes, but the reactor ticks like a clock. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1670 Got it for the grandkids, but they don't seem to come over anymore. For some reason. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1671 Comes with a case of Bordeaux, and autographed by President Macron. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1672 Diesel or uranium? 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
1673 I'm looking for one with the nuclear codes. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1674 It needs batteries. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
1675 I'm sure it looks exactly like the submarine that someone stole from you, but I brought this one home from Iraq. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
1676 It’s most definitely off the grid. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1677 It used to be yellow 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1678 Sir, you can see that it completed its first dry run. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
1679 My dad sent me over to ask if you could move your sub. It's blocking our driveway. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
1680 You break, you buy. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1681 It comes with a used Middle Eastern country. Pick up only. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
1682 Sorry - there was a rush on the yellow ones 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1683 No, the uniform is not included 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1684 Oh,no. Sorry, that’s not for sale. It’s my mother’s. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
1685 Well, it looks used so 25 cents 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1686 Will you throw in the torpedos for the same price? 1.3235 0.06087 68 47 20 1
1687 No, only the TV in the captain’s quarters has picture-in-picture. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1688 Ha yah. It's long, hard and full of seamen. Get it? 1.3229 0.05734 96 72 18 6
1689 We all live in a yellow one down the block. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1690 is the parking spot included? 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1691 Not for sale … that’s our granny flat. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1692 A Little old lady only drove it back and forth to the yacht club.” 1.3229 0.06538 96 74 13 9
1693 Sorry, but Australia already put dibs in on that.” 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1694 No, it's probably not as good as the video game. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1695 If you don't mind the radioactive level, this ship is perfect for your school project. 1.3228 0.04728 127 90 33 4
1696 Is it the standard model or does it come loaded? 1.3226 0.05108 93 64 28 1
1697 Does it have a tape deck? 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1698 This year we're swapping fund raising strategies with the PTA. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1699 I can't do better than a depth of $200. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1700 Does this run on regular gas? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1701 The truth? You can’t handle the truth. 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
1702 I could go down to $1.7 billion, but that’s about it. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1703 No, I’m not in the navy. My wife just has a thing for boats. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1704 Unfortunely, the sublet’s already taken. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1705 No, you can't take it for a test dive. As is, sir, as is. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1706 Three hundred million dollars, but make me an offer. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1707 That’s your idea of “concealed carry?” 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1708 I’ve sunk too much in it to let it go for that price. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1709 I like your style, Man, but my wife was hoping for a garden gnome. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1710 Mileage? Geez,I dunno. Gets a pretty good fathom per gallon, though. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1711 It's already deeply discounted. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1712 It's got low nautical miles, and it's only been used in one cold war. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1713 Does it use much gas? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
1714 No, the weapons aren’t disabled. Why? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1715 No, you cannot try it out first. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1716 Sorry, Son ... you have to be 14 years or older to operate a nuclear submarine. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1717 This yard sale is sub-par. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1718 So on 'Antiques Roadshow,' this was grouped with a Revolutionary War pistol, Ike's golf shoes and JFK's sunglasses for $150. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1719 The one right there... 1.3210 0.07207 81 63 10 8
1720 Cool, They can't ping you here 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1721 It works just fine. We're just not using it much since we got the aircraft carrier. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1722 I'm interested, but does it have a clear title? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1723 Batteries are not included... 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1724 It’s a spare. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1725 It’s a good price but do you know anyone with a truck who haul it for me? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1726 How about if I threw in some skis and my captains hat? 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1727 Looks like it has a few scratches. How about we say $20? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1728 I'll give you 7 dollars. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
1729 That's not for sale. It's because I'm still working from home. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
1730 Will you take Australian Dollars? 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
1731 How will I get that home?” “Das haul 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1732 Please hold it for me. I need to check that it will fit in my tub. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1733 It’s big enough to live in but you’ll have to paint it yellow yourself. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1734 I really wanted a golden parachute but the Navy is the Navy. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1735 Does it come with that hat ? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1736 I’ll take it if you throw in the golf clubs. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1737 If you don’t have a trailer big enough to tow it home, you can just wait until the ice caps finish melting. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1738 Does it have auto pilot? 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1739 It's expensive, but mostly that's because of the price of the toilet seats. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1740 In lieu of a pension. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1741 Can I take it for a test ride Captain? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1742 Ya know, in New England they call that a grinder. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1743 I said we wanted to downsize not capsize 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1744 Does this come with an owner's manual? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1745 Mind if I take it for a test dive? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1746 It’s only been driven on Sundays by my mom. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1747 I am from Philly, I wanted a Hoagie not a Sub. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1748 She’s only racked up 20,000 leagues. And that’s all sea mileage! 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1749 A real head turner across the Pacific 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1750 They haven’t caught me for providing state secrets so I figured I’d up the ante. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
1751 Could you deliver the submarine to my front yard? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1752 Gasoline or diesel? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1753 What's the carbon footprint on this bad boy? 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1754 How much for the metal blimp? 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1755 That's my mailbox. It's not for sale. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
1756 No ! You can’t have it for 50 cents. And yes ! Torpedos are extra. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1757 Does it come with an owners manual... 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1758 um, sir … do you think the 3 nukes I bought from that “Kim” guy next door are compatible with this unit? 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1759 No, you have to buy your own batteries. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1760 After the second mortgage we were constantly under water. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1761 This one is great for the nuclear family but we outgrew it when having our third kid. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1762 Heated driver’s seat, lots of cupholders but no warheads. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1763 If you can take it off my hands today, I'll throw in a naval base for free." 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1764 How much for this old Lead Zeppelin? 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1765 There's just no room in the bathtub anymore. . 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1766 Final offer; 5.7 billion and I'll help you strap it to the roof of your car. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
1767 I just park it there during low tide. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
1768 Hello Admiral, I'm Jeff Bezos... 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1769 It's here to attract attention and boost attendance. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1770 You mean THAT submarine? 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
1771 Questions are for serious buyers only. 1.3187 0.05386 91 64 25 2
1772 It’s slightly used. It had to be surgically removed from our ambassador to France. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1773 Are you looking for sub-leaser? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1774 So you want the two seasons of Friends, the skis and the ability to rain down fire on the all those that dare challenge your global supremacy. Say a dollar fifty? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1775 This motherfucker. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1776 How much for the Led Zeppelin memorabilia? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1777 Is there a discount if I take both the bike and the submarine? 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1778 True story. We had to hold a bake sale to buy that. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1779 One owner, only used once for nuclear missile launch, air tight, water tight, reactor core optional" 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1780 ...and does that include the torpedos? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1781 Will you come down on this? 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1782 Three simple words: sudden climate change. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1783 What are the delivery options? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1784 How much to offload your mid-life crisis? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1785 It's a sunk cost at this point. You can take it." 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1786 Is it French? If so, I want a discount. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1787 It only leaks to the press. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1788 I'm looking for a quick sale: I'll also throw in the skis, bike, t.v., football, clubs, the car and the house. It may not appear so, but I am a man living a life of quiet desperation and am in serious, serious trouble. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1789 If you're handy with a wrench, maintenance costs are minor. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1790 No, you can't. Next weekend I'm taking it to the Antiques Road Show. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1791 Yeah, the manual is in the glove box. 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
1792 If you're going to haggle I'll call my wife out here. 1.3176 0.05080 85 58 27 0
1793 The HOA says it has to go! 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1794 As is, and where is. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1795 If you can move it, it’s yours. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1796 Sorry, but when neighbors said you still loved your old blimp, I thought it was a misogynistic reference to your wife. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1797 Delivery is extra. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
1798 My HOA won’t let me park it out front 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1799 I'm guessing you've retired. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1800 Can I see the certificate of authenticity that Sean Connery commanded this ship? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1801 Yes, all sales are final. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1802 Empire declining that fast, eh? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1803 Sorry, I already sold the instruction manual. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1804 Will it float? 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1805 I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1806 Does it still run? 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1807 Sublet? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1808 And it was only driven on Sundays to war games? 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1809 No you can’t have the weird little fucked up car behind me. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1810 You stole that, right? 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1811 I don't care what your Mom wants, we don't take returns! 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
1812 If you spend $5, my wife says she'll throw in the blimp for free. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1813 It was an incentive to re-enlist, but my wife wants a lawn. 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1814 Does it come with a warranty and the tool kit, Sir? 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1815 $25.60 and you throw in the sub 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1816 It's only decorative. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1817 Is it full of seamen? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1818 I'm downsizing and decommissioning. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1819 The one at the yard sale down the street is not as nice as this one. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1820 How much for the bath toy? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1821 Does the sub come with a crew or do I need to provide my own? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1822 Free delivery? 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
1823 How much without the missiles? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1824 Does it get good water pressure? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1825 That’s actually not supposed to be out here. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1826 Is there a taxpayer discount? 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
1827 My grown kids decided they don’t want it. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1828 So you only drove it to on the weekends? 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1829 I got it from a Russian in Sebastopol 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1830 Does it include the original $640 toilet seat? 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1831 Made in France and selling at a steep discount to the market. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1832 It was owned by my grandmother, who only took it out to go to church on Sundays. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1833 Everything works, except I did disable the nuclear launch codes. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1834 C'mon work with me here, what's long, hard and full of seamen. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1835 Can I put my little sister in one of your torpedo tubes? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1836 We had to set up the sale here. Much better foot traffic than in the North Atlantic. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1837 Can you give me a discount on the submarine? It is cut in half, after all. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1838 Don't have room for it. We already have one. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1839 How much for the balloon?,,, 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1840 It was owned by a little old lady that only took it out to church on Sunday mornings. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1841 I rather like it there but the wife complains that it is ruining her garden. 1.3146 0.05442 89 63 24 2
1842 Mind if I take it for a quick spin around the block? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1843 Is it nuclear? ‘Cuz no way I’m paying that price unless it’s nuclear. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
1844 Are the How To manuals included? 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1845 Are the missiles included or I have to buy them separately? 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
1846 The wife got tired of me bringing my work home with me 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1847 Does it come with the insurance? 1.3143 0.05948 70 49 20 1
1848 That's 400 million dollars. Cash only. No receipt. But it comes with a set of plans and a hat. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1849 I'd normally say shipping is free, but this is a submarine, so... 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1850 Does it come with missiles? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1851 No you don't need a license to drive it! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1852 Could you hold it for me for a few of days while I check with my HOA? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1853 Do you still have all the torpedos for it? 1.3140 0.05299 86 60 25 1
1854 Was it field tested? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1855 I saw a Russian one of these on Ebay for half the price. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1856 Sorry, no returns. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1857 You know, Mr Toebbe, you really should be more discreet when you're trying to sell US military secrets. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
1858 I would buy this and the golf clubs if your deal wasn't so sub par. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1859 How much for the French submarine? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1860 We tried the police, but they've already got three. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
1861 I'll give you $25 if you throw in a torpedo and that football. 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1862 Does it come with a sunroof? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1863 Does it have power steering? 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1864 No. It’s from “Hunt for Blue December,” and yes, I’m part of the deal. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1865 Sorry, no - I’m just watching the yard until my neighbour comes back with coffee. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1866 That's not for sale. It's our Airbnb. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1867 Honestly it’s the only reason I’m underwater to begin with. 1.3133 0.05920 83 60 20 3
1868 Does this come with a pilot? 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1869 My grandmother had one just like it. 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
1870 You have a good eye sir, that is a class Fleet Ballistic Missile submarine, last year’s model. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1871 Been looking for a yellow one, they’re really hard to find. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1872 I'll include the missiles for an extra $5. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1873 Oui, monsieur! I mean, uh, yeah. It was never used. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1874 Shipping included - by sea of course. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1875 It has never been used. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1876 $3 billion, but if you buy it, I'll throw in this flat screen tv and this whole box set of Disney dvd's." 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1877 3.45 billion. Or best offer. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1878 It started with a few paper clips and sticky notes from the office supply closet, and before you know it… 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1879 Are you selling it with the seamen? 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
1880 It's better than a computer game. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1881 Not much interest yet, no. I'll admit it's a tough sell here in Albuquerque. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1882 I'll give you a fin for it. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1883 Could it be used to brew beer? 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1884 Yes , I'll throw in a free peanut butter sandwich if you purchase the submarine. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1885 Can I get a bag for this? 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1886 Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men blunder 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
1887 Will you take a check? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1888 Does this come in beige? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1889 I’ll take it if you throw in the George Forman Grill and the Slap Chop. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1890 All the new ones are electric so when I retired they let me take this one home. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1891 No it's not for sale. We're moving to a new subdivision. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1892 Oh, that old thing. Sorry it's already taken. It's going to Australia 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1893 No, it doesn't come with a trailer hitch, and yes, you need a security clearance to operate it. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1894 With electric vehicles taking over, nuclear power is out. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1895 It's as is. No sub stitutions. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1896 If you buy it, I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1897 Yeah, it's strictly BYOO - bring your own ocean. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1898 How many cup holders does it have? 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1899 It's free if you buy the golf clubs. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1900 It depends, what condition is your skateboard in? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1901 officer do you mind moving your vehicle its blocking my driveway 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1902 How much for the sensory deprivation tank? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1903 It’s yours for $1, but you have to get it out of here yourself. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1904 How many bedrooms… 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1905 Sorry, that's just a floor model. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1906 No, you can't buy the periscope separately. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1907 Made in France: on sale! 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1908 So, what kind of mileage do you get with this thing? 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1909 Stick or automatic? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1910 Australia placed the order but then cancelled the shipping 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1911 Need to sell, else I'm going under! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1912 It’s a dangerous version of the bath toy you had as a toddler. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1913 Stop the questions and it’s yours — half price. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1914 Can you show me if it works? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1915 After AUKUS was signed, the French parked it on my lawn 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1916 It's yours. Fair warning: the previous buyers pulled out last-minute and the manual is in French. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1917 Is this suitable for water skiing? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1918 Whatever you're pointing at doesn't exist. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1919 Does it come with a boat trailer? 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1920 My Uncle Sam used to have one just like it. 1.3103 0.04989 87 60 27 0
1921 Well, I retired and don't need it anymore. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1922 Did the last crew wear face masks? 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
1923 My hunt for Red October is over. How much to you want for it? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1924 Go deep, young man. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1925 One owner. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1926 No,the bake sale for bombers is a half click due north. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1927 At that price, I’d be under water on the thing. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1928 If I take the skis off your hands, will you throw in the nuclear submarine? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1929 May I take it for a test dive? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
1930 No, the torpedoes are extra. 1.3099 0.05880 71 50 20 1
1931 I'd like that gift-wrapped and delivered by December 25th, Sir. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
1932 For that price, it better include the nuclear option! 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1933 It came with a kit! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1934 The problem, of course, is that one can't live in a yellow submarine. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1935 Don't be silly. The sub isn't for sale, the house is. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1936 On the surface,it looks over-priced 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1937 It's from an old business that went under. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1938 ‘Does this come with the uniform?’ 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
1939 For the right price, it could be a You-Boat. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1940 Shouldn't this be in a marina? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
1941 No, it's not Red October, good guess though. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
1942 I saw this on Craigslist last week. Are you flipping? 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
1943 The HOA said I can't have it on my lawn... 1.3086 0.05165 81 56 25 0
1944 I mistakenly took delivery of my monthly option bonus from the military industrial complex.” 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
1945 Does this come with ICBMs? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1946 Australia decided to go in another direction. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1947 Nope. It’s a dirigible. The zeppelin sold about 10 minutes ago. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1948 Is this Old Navy ? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1949 No, shipment is not included. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
1950 No, Captain, I was asking about the closest subway. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1951 I take it your company got a little more flexible with their work from home policy, huh? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1952 Hey Captain, how much for just the uranium? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1953 The submarine comes with the golf clubs 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1954 Can I just buy the periscope? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1955 Because we're kin, I'll cut you a deal, sixty million. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1956 With how much I've put into it I can't go below $319.4 million. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1957 Ok, Capitan, how much to get me into this puppy? 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1958 Ramius,is that the Red October? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1959 Did you already sell the torpedoes? 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1960 A lesson for you, kid. Sometimes it’s ok to ask for directions. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1961 A billion seems kinda high, but if you throw in the skis and help me get it on my car, you got a deal. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1962 Was this a part of your retirement package? 1.3077 0.05769 65 45 20 0
1963 I need to see your learner’s permit and proof of allowance. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1964 I’m a huge Zeppelin fan 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
1965 That one's not for sale. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1966 I'd keep it, but the depth charges are killing me. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
1967 I'll need to purchase a $0.10 cent bag, too, please. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1968 believe it or not, that came free with the job 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
1969 It comes with 100 cases of baking soda. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1970 You said "made in France," right? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1971 What about wi-fi? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1972 Can you send it to Australia? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1973 So you just got the one, uh? 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1974 Does it come with a certificate of authenticity? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1975 We’re getting ready to move, and the new place doesn’t have a pool. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1976 No, shipping's not included. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1977 How many miles are on this bad boy? 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1978 How many cupholders does that thing have? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1979 No, I don't have a dolly. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1980 Do the instructions come in French? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1981 Woot, Woot for Das Boot! How much? 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
1982 You judge me for wanting that expensive and useless thing? It’s good that I didn’t listen to you 6 years ago, when I bought 100 bitcoin. 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1983 So, how much baking soda do you need to make this baby dive? 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1984 Sorry, I don’t have $2 billion in cash. Do you take credit cards? 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1985 Good news Mr. Ryan. I found Red October. 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1986 oh that's from my hunting days back when Red October's used to be in season 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1987 My dad says if you don't get this sub out of the neighborhood ASAP, the "admiral" will go down faster than the Titanic. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1988 It was a souvenir. 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1989 Do you offer a military discount? 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1990 Can you throw this in with the bike? 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
1991 Do you accept haggling? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1992 All the state secrets with the blue sticker are a dollar. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1993 If you have to ask, you're out of your depth. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1994 Diesel. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1995 I suppose, you wouldn't have one in yellow. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
1996 I can’t take less than $999,950 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1997 Do you have a truck? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1998 Is this the Austalian’s trade-in? 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1999 Yes, it does have Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2000 No you may not borrow it for your PTA sub sale. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
2001 And this one? It might nicely sidestep the rules on accessory dwelling. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
2002 Are Polaris missiles included? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2003 Sorry young man, we do not sell individual bombs. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2004 Well, at least you're not one of those neighbors who sells secrets. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2005 Not part of the sale; it’s my mother-in-law’s accessory unit built to her specs. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2006 Does it have a remote ? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2007 I don’t care what your dad says. It’s a hybrid. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2008 You got the CARFAX report? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2009 Could you float me a loan? 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2010 My dad's got a bigger Russian one. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2011 Do you have a pair ? 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
2012 I'll take it. Break a twenty? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2013 Right now everyone’s moving into converted buses, I’m telling you the next thing will be these babies” 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2014 What with rising sea levels, you'll be the most popular guy on the block in a few years. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
2015 It was my mother’s 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2016 Are you on the bargain hunt for the Red October? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2017 Could you deliver it to Sydney? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
2018 20 bucks and it's yours. But fair warning - there's a family of raccoons in there, and they don't play nice. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2019 Let's just say putting the sub back in suburbia didn't work out. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2020 No, I sold the cruise missiles separately 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2021 You can thank me for my service with cash or check. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
2022 I just dropped by to talk about your extended sub warranty... 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2023 Will you throw in the golf clubs if I take it today? 1.3043 0.05580 69 48 21 0
2024 Now, does the yard come with the ship? 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2025 I’ll give it away for free, but you will have to procure the uranium-235 yourself. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
2026 You always gotta steal something when you get fired. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2027 Yeah, it’s hard to let her go. We barely have room for the other five. 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
2028 The nuclear reactor is sold separately. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2029 Do you come with it? 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2030 Nuclear warheads sold separately. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2031 I’ll take it if you can deliver it” 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2032 Just don’t tell france 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2033 It is for sale, but I'm going to have to do a background check first. 1.3038 0.05207 79 55 24 0
2034 Can I go inside? My grandpa left his hat in there. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
2035 No I can’t float you a loan…cash only. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2036 Is it just me, or have holiday decorations been getting bigger and bigger? 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2037 Would you consider trade in for my bike? 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
2038 You’re not FBI, right? You have to tell me if you’re FBI. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2039 Do you gift wrap? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2040 Owned by a little old lady who only used it on Sundays 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2041 I don't care if your caption is brilliant enough to make this highly improbable situation the funniest caption of all time. No one will ever vote for it and you will die in obscurity. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
2042 It really doesn't cost much. Justo don't tell the French. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2043 Ay, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
2044 Throw the sub in with your uniform and we have a deal. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2045 Your wife said you were done playing with it. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2046 And it comes with a mooring.. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
2047 Does it come with a warranty? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2048 You can just download an app for the navigation system and run it off your phone. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
2049 I'm firm. The uniform is extra. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2050 I just bought one across town that includes air conditioning. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2051 It’s gonna be a classic someday! 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2052 Do you deliver? No, pick-up only 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2053 That beats the three magic beans the guy down the street offered. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2054 Sure, look inside. But if you break it, you bought it. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2055 It's actually free, but I will need proof of your security clearance. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2056 Could you see yourself taking any less than $550 million? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
2057 Just remember that loose lips sink ships. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2058 Do you do White Glove delivery? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2059 Yes sir, this baby is 100% made of Lego Bricks 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
2060 If I buy it, can you help me get it home? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2061 Oh, that one's not for sale. I just park it there every night 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2062 No, it's not made in France. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2063 Is it a french submarine or an american one ? I need to go to Australia 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2064 Why is all the signage on board in French? 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
2065 The submarine is free with any other item. All other items cost $3.5 billion. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2066 I’m sorry, but it’s not for sail. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2067 Well, yes, it dates to the Cold War, but I swear it's like new--never been used. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2068 Twenty percent off with a security clearance. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2069 I’m here from the French Embassy 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2070 Imagine a food ‘truck’ that sells Italian subs from an actual submarine! We will call them torpedos! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2071 For that kind of money, you'd think you'd throw in the captain's uniform with it. 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
2072 Does it come in yellow? Got a yellow one? You’ll be in the red next October. Or If you get your own uniform, you can be a captain, too. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
2073 No, the US Navy will NOT sell you the missiles. For those, you have to go across the street to the AIR FORCE'S yard sale. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2074 It’s a certified pre-owned vehicle that passed a 673 point inspection and comes with a three-month unlimited power train warranty. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2075 No, it doesn't come in yellow. Get lost, hippie. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2076 Hurry up kid, France wants to buy it for Australia. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
2077 Can you take me for a trial run? 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
2078 For $20 more, I’ll throw in Ringo. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2079 Is this the USS Trump? 1.3023 0.05249 86 61 24 1
2080 A wise man knows his limitations. And a bold one seizes opportunities. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2081 What are the chances of a SUBlet? Things aren't go to swimmingly at home." 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2082 Have you checked with the French Government to see if they mind that you’re selling this? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2083 How much for the giant hoagie? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2084 It was used by a little old lady in Pasadena. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2085 My wife won’t let me regift it. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2086 Sorry, that one’s not for sail. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2087 It's only 50 bucks but you need to take it "as is" and sign a non-disclosure. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
2088 You can have it for free, my wife hates how it blocked the view of the neighbors house, something fishy going on there 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
2089 For security reasons it's a baking soda-powered model. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
2090 I just came for a PB and J 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2091 Can it still launch missles? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2092 How many does it sleep? 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2093 Yes Ringo, that's possible. But why yellow ? 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
2094 UBER? My advertisement said "U Boat" ! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2095 Sorry that one's sold to Israel. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2096 If you have a pointy finger nail, please don't touch it. It's a balloon from my forced retirement party for singing "All we are saying, is give peace a chance" at a karaoke night for naval officers in DC. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2097 Of course it's suitable for children. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2098 Just put a teaspoon of baking soda in the top hatch and it should work fine.. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2099 With or without nukes? 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2100 Do you have one with non-female pronouns? 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2101 Combien pour le sous-marin, capitaine ? 1.3011 0.05021 93 66 26 1
2102 That's your ride? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2103 Is it easy to park ? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2104 I’ve been underwater in it for some time. 1.3011 0.05249 93 67 24 2
2105 Two billion new. Lightly used, so let's say 1.5 billion. Or best offer. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2106 Do you offer a test ride? 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2107 This is gonna look great with chalk paint. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2108 I told my superiors that my house was underwater. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2109 Is the original manual with it? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2110 I thought only your house was underwater. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2111 No, I do not have it in another color. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2112 I don't got a truck. Any chance you could ... 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2113 Trust me,your investment will rise as fast as sea levels. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2114 Did you know Australia wants one? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2115 My wife said either that or me! 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2116 Ocean not included. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2117 I'll have to charge extra for delivery. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2118 Does this come in any other colors? 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2119 It comes with the yard. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2120 How much for the fissile material and the golf clubs without the sub? 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
2121 Does it run on solar? 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2122 It's not for sale. It just doesn't fit in my garage. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2123 Instructions and batteries included. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2124 By any chance is the user manual in French? 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
2125 Hello, Admiral. Do you mind swinging it around the other direction for about an hour? I have to mow your neighbors’ lawns. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2126 Ten dollars take it or leave it. 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
2127 Today only, if you buy the submarine I'll throw in an aircraft carrier 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2128 Yes, it still has the Xbox controller. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2129 No, you don't need a license, and you don't need to register it. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2130 It’s for sale. The wife wants a jet ski. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2131 . I like it but l doubt that it will fit in my bathtub 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
2132 It’s French overstock. The client pulled out at the last minute so I’ve got them going really cheap. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
2133 Ever since we started working from home, my things around the house have been driving my wife crazy 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2134 Sorry, but the Navy makes no guarantees whether this will impress your date. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2135 Yes, diesel. Picked it up in Sydney. Rarely used by my Australian great uncle. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2136 Its a modern day ark 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2137 Yes, we offer submortgages. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2138 Helps keep our lemonade stand under the radar — no permit and all. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2139 Hi there, would you mind keeping an eye on this while I go get a coffee? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2140 Anyone here order a sub to go ??? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2141 Is the warranty still in force? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2142 I found it at an Army Navy store, but it doesn’t fit into my design scheme. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
2143 As Chairman of the Home Owners Association, I must let you know that you can't park that on the lawn. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2144 We have our big Fall-Out sale every October. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2145 Does this have the TB-16 or the TB-34 fat line tactical towed sonar array? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2146 torpedoes are extra 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2147 Yes but I’ll need to see your learners permit. 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
2148 I got a bigger one. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2149 So you’re saying I need to speak French? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2150 That’s $3.45 billion, but I’d also be willing to give it to you free if you can listen to my college-aged son talk about David Lynch films for 15 minutes. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2151 You'd need a larger pool. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2152 Sorry, it's not for sale. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2153 How much baking soda and vinegar does that thing take? 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2154 Make me an offer, But I can't help you move it. I've got a bad back. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2155 We bought it with good intentions, but wound up just hanging clothes off of it. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2156 Ok, it’s a deal. If you buy the submarine I’ll throw in the skis for free. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2157 I took a right at Albuquerque when I should have taken a left. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2158 It’s used. The nuclear reactor’s half life is only 5 million years. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
2159 Just waiting for that sea level change everyone's predicting. 1.2987 0.05250 77 54 23 0
2160 But the vehicle report says seven war crimes… 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2161 Do you mind if I take it for a spin around the block before I decide? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2162 Yes,I know there is a dent. You try cruising through the South China Sea. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
2163 It followed me home, can I keep it? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2164 May I buy just the reactor and a few missiles? 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2165 Does it work?" "No, but it costs two trillion dollars. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2166 $100?! The model glue alone cost me $5000. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2167 I’d love to give you more information but its specifications are classified. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
2168 Is the water included? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2169 Sorry, that's not for sale. I just let my father-in-law store it here. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2170 Please don't touch it unless you are buying it, young man. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2171 Well, Sonny, regardless of what you feel about climate change, I think it could be a life saver. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
2172 Won't the Navy miss that? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2173 How many leagues under the sea per gallon 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2174 What is the provenance of the large piece? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2175 Can this avoid detection by my parents? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2176 How easy is it to parallel park? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
2177 Yes. The French already put the steering wheel on the right side… 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2178 If I buy it at market price, can you guarantee at least some of the proceeds will go to education or infrastructure? 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
2179 Maybe I was too limited in my marketing. You're the only one who got my sub text. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2180 G'day, would you take Aussie dollars for this? 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
2181 That’s right, son, it is an official “Zumwalt” autograph edition with very low nautical mileage, and no dents. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2182 It was my dad’s 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2183 Can you tell me how many torpedo strikes have been repaired? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2184 I knew the military was downsizing, but I didn't expect this. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2185 Does it have Bluetooth? 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2186 $23.00. With cost over-runs, $1,200,000,000.00. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2187 Can you deliver by Friday? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2188 Interesting. But who does your landscaping? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2189 Does it work? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2190 Is it a convertible? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2191 The lease didn't say 'No submarines' 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2192 That, sir, is free, but in exchange you have to destroy one of yours. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2193 It was a pension option. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2194 This is what you need to do when your house is underwater. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2195 Looks like a fun bath toy. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2196 Best part? Easy to hide from your wife. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
2197 That's free. You haul. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2198 Do you the original box it came in? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2199 Put it this way son, it beats mowing. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
2200 Do you have the manual for this, or just what’s on the table? 1.2963 0.05105 81 57 24 0
2201 Mind if I take her for a test drive? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2202 Would you say it’s hard to find parking? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2203 Captain and crew included? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2204 Would you happen to have one in a satin finish? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2205 So this is why you want to sell your yard. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2206 Yes, it was $20.2 billion, and it's been reduced to $750,000! Everything on her works perfect but the ICBMs have been removed. Our fleet upgraded to Thunderbolt 4, and this 2019 model runs on USB-2. It won't work with our new operating system. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2207 I'm downsizing. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2208 Well yes, I suppose you could call it silent but deadly. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2209 How much for the golf clubs? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2210 Is the air pump included? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2211 Can you keep a secret? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2212 No one can listen to my calls in there, right? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2213 Is that the only size you have? 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2214 Is that a hero, a hoagie or a grinder? 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2215 Built in 1998. Only thing missing is it’s $50,000 toilet seat 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2216 Are you sure about this? I’m just going to flip it online and then anyone in any country can buy it. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
2217 If I had a penny for every person who cracked a work from home joke today... 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2218 Sorry son, batteries not included 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2219 That's my wife's. It's not for sale. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
2220 I'll take it but you have to paint it yellow. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
2221 I read about that in my peanut butter sandwich. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2222 I tried to keep up with the payments, but went underwater. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
2223 I don’t care if you’ll have a blast. It’s not for sale. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2224 Would you trade it to me for Bezos' rocket ship? 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
2225 Do you accept Venmo 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
2226 Can I get a refund if it sinks? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
2227 No, I'm afraid not...nuclear launch codes aren't included. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2228 So, um, is it legal if you’re 14-ish? ‘Cause I got all my bar mitzvah money right here in my pocket. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2229 Once you scrape the bodies off the walls it's practically brand new. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2230 For the last time, no I won't throw in the skis! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2231 It says "made in France" so it's not nuclear powered, right? 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2232 Yes, I suppose you could remove the propeller and install your trailer hitch. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2233 It sleeps 6, but there is a slight problem with moisture. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2234 You’re asking $3.50? Will you take $3.00? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2235 Sorry, that one comes without its box 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2236 For an extra fifty bucks, I'll throw in a computer with classified information. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2237 How much is international shipping? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2238 It's only slightly used. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2239 I really hate to part with it, but our bathtub's just not big enough. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2240 My pool has chlorine? Would that be a problem? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2241 You must have a really big bathtub! 1.2941 0.04971 85 60 25 0
2242 I’m gonna need a lot of lube. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2243 No, I don’t make sandwiches. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2244 Since the debt ceiling talks stalled, we’re going with the nuclear option. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2245 I’ll pay the sub rate. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2246 You drive a hard bargain, but, yes, I'll throw in a rubber duck. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2247 I think 100,000 is a fair enough price, but for an extra five bucks can you throw in the hat? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2248 How about if I buy two. Will you give me a deal? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2249 Is this under sea or land warranty? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2250 My wife is tired of looking at it in the living room. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2251 The President gave me a newer model for my birthday. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2252 I assume it is not Red October. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2253 No, you have to find a crew. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
2254 Does it come with an instruction manual? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2255 Yup, 32 bedrooms, 12 full baths, plus a recently remodeled gourmet kitchen. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2256 Can I test a torpedo before submitting my offer? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2257 No, that’s not mine. It’s a consignment from France. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
2258 I had one like this when I was younger 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2259 How much for Hilary’s emails? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2260 Could you do three hundred? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
2261 I went through a total nuclear phase, so embarrassing. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2262 Well, you know Johnny Cash's "One Piece at a Time"? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2263 Nuclear, I presume? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2264 Nukes sold separately. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2265 Do you have any provenance? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2266 Blue November? Dang, so close... 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2267 Of course it has Wi-Fi. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2268 So if taxes paid for this $2.8 billion submarine then why did you just sell it to that creepy guy for $1? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2269 Soooo, would you take $5 for it? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2270 OK, I'll throw in two life jackets and the DVD of Life Aquatic. 1.2933 0.05293 75 53 22 0
2271 Yes, the nautical mileage is quite low. It's the ocean floor model. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2272 Working from home means I have more time for things like this. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2273 Why did you wait so long to sell Nixon's stuff? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2274 Soon as we finish the sale, we're moving to the sea. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2275 A hundred million? I'll give you five bucks and your hat and shades are part of the deal. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
2276 The asking price is only available on a need-to-know basis. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2277 No the sub is not for sale 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2278 Does that come with air bags? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2279 Will you take $15 for this funny-looking blimp? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2280 I’m a Federal taxpayer. I’ve already payed!! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2281 Do you mind If I park it here for just a second? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2282 I thought you said it was a 6 foot sub! 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2283 I'm missing the other Battleship pieces. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2284 Sorry. I only accept crypto. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2285 Is it vintage? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2286 You got anything that floats? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2287 The periscope’s intact, but the torpedoes were launched on my nosy neighbors. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2288 I was looking for the larger version. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2289 Of course it’s mine. What makes you ask? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2290 Throw in the sub and we have ourselves a deal 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2291 It’s 7 Million dollars with the nuclear plans or you give me 6 million rubles for the plans alone. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2292 Do you have a trailer? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2293 That's as low as I can go, Barry. It IS midcentury. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2294 “ No , Son , I need to get cash for an item this big “ . 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2295 If my Mom says we don't have room for another submarine can I bring it back? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2296 Are you a sub-conscious vendor? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2297 Can I take her to my mechanic first? 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2298 If I buy the sub will you give me a free copy of the operating manual 1.2927 0.05055 82 58 24 0
2299 Oui. It is barely used and from Australia. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
2300 Is this diesel or nuclear propelled? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2301 So where's the other half? 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2302 Do you have an installment plan? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2303 I know it looks drab on the outside but trust me -- the interior is all party, kid. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
2304 Sorry, the missus wants to keep it. 1.2923 0.06093 65 47 17 1
2305 So, can I water ski behind this baby? 1.2923 0.07821 65 52 7 6
2306 You will find owning nuclear missiles engenders a particular kind of respect from others. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
2307 Nice to meet you, too, Noah. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2308 Combien pour le sous-marin? 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2309 This is not the Red October you’re looking for. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2310 No, I can't let you take it for a spin first. You don't even have a learner's permit. 1.2921 0.05104 89 64 24 1
2311 She’s only got 20,000 fathoms. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2312 Batteries are inside of course 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2313 Everything here has to go. Yes, everything! 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
2314 At last, my hunt for Red October has ended! 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2315 The ballast is shot, but the interest payments alone should keep her under water. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2316 For THIS?! A bit off the radar, that price. 1.2917 0.05394 72 51 21 0
2317 For another billion I’ll throw in a missile. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2318 Colonel, you crushed my Tesla. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2319 Well, with the improvements in the economy, we no longer are under water. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2320 Does it leak much? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
2321 Yes , I know $200,00000 is a little steep but its only ten years , and has only had one owner . 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2322 I hate parting with it. There's a lot of emotion just below the surface. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2323 Would you take five dollars? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2324 Useless. Floats now 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2325 Price includes a SUBFAX report and marina parking for one year”. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2326 Made in America. I'll give it to you for $1.50. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
2327 How many Frequent Flyer miles for that? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2328 Did your Grandma have the extended warranty? 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2329 I guarantee, Joe Manchin will never hear it coming. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2330 Prewar? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2331 Actually, I was looking for a sub sandwich. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2332 Does it come with its own bathtub? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2333 When I told you to get me a sub, I wanted it with American cheese and oil and vinegar. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
2334 You’re crazy if you think you can unload this French submarine! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2335 Is it OK if I park here? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2336 So, you’re offering $3 billion if I throw in the hat? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2337 Does the periscope come with a zoom lens? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2338 My Dad said surprise me. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2339 Can I take this for a brief test dive before we talk price? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
2340 What size hitch ball is required? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2341 Yes. Shark proof. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2342 Buy it and I’ll throw in the uniform for free. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2343 We didn't need a nuclear submarine for the war in Afghanistan, and Australia didn't want last year's model, so were letting it go, cheap. Just try to avoid head-on collisions. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2344 Buy it now and I'll throw in the missiles. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
2345 Honestly, my wife just really wants it out of the house. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2346 Is Waldo in there? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2347 Screen door is an optional feature, sir. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2348 Submarine ? What submarine ? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2349 That's not for sail. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2350 Does it come with the storage unit? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2351 We're salvaging what we can from that stupid space force. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2352 No, you can't take it out for a test drive. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2353 Yes, the SubFax is clean! 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2354 Yes! if it sinks, I promise to return all of your money.” 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
2355 OK, best offer: the chairs, the skis, the metal thingy, and the fancy hat for $3000,000,003.84 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2356 After a protracted battle, the neighbors won. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
2357 It's a bargain, but you need a Top Secret clearance to purchase it. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2358 How much for insurance? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2359 Premium or regular gas? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2360 We lost the owner's manual. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2361 Is it on discount because it’s from France? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2362 Only $200... or free if you're with the local sherriff's department. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2363 The nuclear torpedo will cost you another five bucks. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2364 Can you hold it while I run home and measure my bathtub? 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
2365 Somewhere between 2 and 3 miles per gallon. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2366 We’re more of a frigate family. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
2367 What does it do? It's a paperweight, what do you think it does... 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2368 Sorry, I can’t help you fix it, mine was under military contract. 1.2895 0.05237 76 54 22 0
2369 I could either charge you to deliver it OR we could just wait until the next heavy rain. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2370 That thing work? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2371 How much for the tub toy? 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2372 Actually, it's my wife who's selling it. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2373 I’ll take the submarine if you throw in the line for free. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2374 Do you have the mileage and maintenance records? 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2375 Nuclear? 1.2895 0.05237 76 54 22 0
2376 The Russians are not coming. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2377 It wouldn’t be a real Navy Yard sale without one of those. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
2378 Do you have one in stainless steel? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2379 Sorry, no early birds. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2380 How many cup-holders? 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
2381 I lost the remote for the cloaking device. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2382 Can I pay you in cocaine in a few months? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2383 How much for the house? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2384 The kids are all grown. We need to downsize. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
2385 I'm sorry son. We don't deliver. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2386 Sorry sir, this is diesel. The nuclear sub sold earlier this morning. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2387 No, it's not for sale. God, you're like the fifth person who's asked me that. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2388 It goes 0 to 30 knots in 5 minutes. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2389 Uh… can I take it for a test drive? 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2390 How about $3 billion and you throw in the skis? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2391 Does it come with or without the nukes? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2392 Actually, it's a Mothers Against Drunk Driving bumper sticker, it has nothing to do with Mutual Assured Destruction 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2393 Can I please have that with mustard. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2394 Forty-seven billion and I'll throw in the skis. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2395 I'll need to take it for a spin first. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2396 I bet my dad has a bigger one. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2397 Sorry, the sub is already spoken for Australia. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2398 Don't tell my wife about this 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2399 There's a cheaper one down the block that comes with an instruction manual. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2400 So, you're saying I can't have the Hendrix, Eagles and Bowie.. unless I also take the Zeppelin? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2401 How many miles does it have? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2402 It only sailed on Sundays by a little old captain from Pasadena. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2403 Can I take it out for a test run? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2404 This yard sale doesn’t start until 7 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2405 Forget about electric cars and hyperloops, this is hands down the future of transportation. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2406 Because I like you kid, I’ll let it go for two billion. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2407 Is the price for that with or without nukes? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
2408 It seems more shady than it is. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2409 No that wasn't a crazy Ivan, I was just turning into the driveway. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
2410 Sorry, someone already bought the dry dock. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
2411 Who are you calling a blimp? 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2412 It comes with a trailer. 1.2877 0.05335 73 52 21 0
2413 Does it have a clean title? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2414 Is the operating system Mac or PC? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2415 I received an urgent message to built it and then came the drought. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2416 …so this is where all my tax dollars went 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2417 How long would you hold this for me? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2418 That's a negative; you could take it home right now. The legislature just OK'd unrestricted open-carry. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2419 Does it come with batteries? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2420 Is it wifi ready? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2421 What’s a you boat? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2422 Do you accept trade-ins? 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2423 It's $10 extra if you want it delivered "down under" 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
2424 Is that a Peugeot? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2425 I’m under a lot of pressure to sell 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2426 Is there a discount for two? 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2427 I'll paint it yellow and let everyone live in it. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2428 2.8 Billion, and I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2429 I'm trying to stay afloat in the current housing market. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2430 It’d make a heckuva septic tank . 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
2431 Can I get a drink and chips with the sub? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2432 How many miles are on it? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2433 No, I won't throw the water skis in with the deal. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2434 You'll never use it as much as you think you will. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2435 It is French. They didn't want it. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2436 How many fathoms? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2437 Is this things warranty still good? I don’t want to be receiving any calls. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2438 I saw your classified ad… 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
2439 I just got divorced. They took the Battleship but left me with the Submarine. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2440 So do you guys deliver or… ? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2441 What were you thinking? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2442 Yeah, but UNTIL all the ice floes melt... 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2443 How do I know it floats? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2444 Do you get the internet inside? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2445 Is the periscope lens on this thing polarized? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2446 No, it doesn't come with a soundtrack. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
2447 Wow this really is a sub above. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2448 Would you take fifty clams for it? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2449 They did'nt tell me I couldn't take it home. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2450 If you also buy the golf clubs I can give you a good deal! 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
2451 Fifty bucks for the sub...3.3 billion for the manual. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2452 How much for the nuclear sub, General Flynn? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2453 Yes, I know…. I hate driving it without windows. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2454 Congress has finally decided to scrap half of the fleet to pay for education. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2455 Will you take $5? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2456 I'm not going any lower because you saw one on craigslist for half the price with the original nuclear warheads and a crew of 135. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2457 Would take half a billion for it? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2458 That’s classified sir. But if it where to cost something, it’d be 20 bucks. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2459 Sir, my allowance doesn’t come close to $50,000,000. Can you see yourself bringing down to, maybe, $5.00? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2460 Sorry son, it doesn't come in red 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2461 Is it stick-shift or automatic? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2462 It runs on baking powder and the frogmen come with it. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2463 Can I test drive it first? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2464 Just know that the Seawolf class is a bugger to park. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2465 You think I drive a hard bargain? This thing cost more than the country it invaded. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2466 Negative, son. It's not a big football. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2467 Do you happen to have one in yellow? 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2468 Torpedoes with the Active Homing System, or the MARK 48 wire guidance? 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2469 I discovered that it's easier to rent than to own. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2470 Can it get rid of chipmunks? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2471 That? I found it deep under stacks of old National Geographic magazines. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2472 What is What doing Where? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
2473 Is it chorine safe? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2474 I had one of those when I was a boy. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2475 It'll fit. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2476 Mom told me to tell you not to sell that. She wants to convert it to a she shed. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2477 March, 2020: "Six rolls of Charmin is all I ask." 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
2478 No son, the nukes are extra. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2479 Oh yes, it can certainly be made to run on a soy-kombucha compost blend. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2480 I'll pay in crypto if you can help me load it on my truck. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2481 The next high tide is the soonist I can deliver it” 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2482 And you say the nukes still work? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2483 Of course I've got the pink slip. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2484 It’s not French, is it? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2485 Do the seat belts work? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2486 I'm the guy who called about the subletting. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2487 Nice try France 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2488 After countless weekends spent rummaging through musty clothes and broken toasters, the hunt for Red October finally came to an end. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2489 . Does it have cruise control? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2490 I took it as a fuck you to my boss. His favorite mug comes with it 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2491 Yep honest. It's the "Red October" 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
2492 It comes with three ICBMs and a crew of forty. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2493 Yup - that's right - only used one summer for two months at the lake. The kids have gone off to college - we have no need of it anymore. We bought a used Boeing 737 Max. Going to travel now that the kids are gone. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2494 I'm trying to help out a guy in France. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2495 Do you have any in beige? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2496 You'll need your mother's permission. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2497 I know, even we're going solar. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2498 You got the warranty on this thing? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2499 Guess what else Biden cut from the budget? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2500 Had to make room for the aircraft carrier. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2501 Yeah, the government is kind of just giving these out to whoever asks for one. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2502 Funny story about the sub, I'm in the Air Force! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2503 Finish paying for the aircraft carrier and then we can talk. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2504 And the Plutonium is still good? 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2505 What happens if I stick a pin in it? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2506 Can I get that sent home to Australia? 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2507 Throw in that cool uniform and we've got a deal! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2508 Does it include delivery? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2509 Yes, of course I am ashamed. I never thought I would sink so low" 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2510 This comes with the lawn mower attachment, right? 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2511 Sorry, I don't take Venmo. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2512 Sorry,this is last one I have left. Some chaps from Liverpool bought the yellow one yesterday. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
2513 Why buy less,when you can buy more. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2514 Can I pay with frequent flyer miles? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2515 My daughter wanted a Honda. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2516 But will it deter deer? 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2517 No you may NOT take it for a little spin. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2518 C'est la vie. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2519 Is the tank full? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2520 No, it doesn’t come with an instruction manual. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2521 Meanwhile, in France.... 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2522 Yes son, this is part of DoD's new plan for dealing with budget cuts. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2523 Can I use your bathroom ? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2524 So I guess this means France won't give us our money back? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2525 Ordered you a super sub for lunch. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2526 Give her fresh paint and a couple of ICBMs, and she'll be as good as new. Heck, son, I'll throw in a life raft. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2527 Throw in a couple of aircraft carriers and we've got a deal! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2528 Sorry - only selling that one to foreign governments. But how about the skis? 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2529 Yes, you have to supply your own missiles 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2530 Does the $478,835,000 price tag include delivery to a nearby ocean port? 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
2531 It's also on sale online, yes, but photos will also be watermarked. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2532 The war is over and I lost. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2533 Make me an offer, son -- my wife won't let me keep it in the house. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2534 My mother had one just like it. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2535 You'll need it when your house is underwater." 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
2536 No, it does not come in diesel. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2537 It comes with the red button phone. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2538 I'll throw in the hat if you take it. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2539 Do you happen to have this one in a different color? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2540 Part of my retirement package." 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2541 The alternative was 450 billion cupcakes. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2542 Is it true that your elderly great aunt only used it on alternate Tuesdays in 1986? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2543 Is it ok to park here? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2544 Zee Aussies had trouble with placing it on Le Barbie 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2545 I was fired a week before my retirement date and lost my pension. But they gave me a commemorative sub. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2546 You don't look like you could produce the amount of seamen required. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2547 Yes, it's for sale. I'm no longer going to work from home. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2548 I'm selling it because my house is under water. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2549 Sorry, NFS. That's our Airbnb Adventure. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2550 It’s $3.25 billion or your best offer. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2551 Well, in addition to its global stealth attack capabilities, admittedly, the price does include some sentimental value. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2552 Quick question: can people reach me about my car's extended warranty in there? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2553 Includes the original F. A, O, Schwartz instruction book, for ages 3 to 5. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2554 $3.45 billion, but at this point I'll take 3.2, just to beat the French. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2555 Just let me know by high tide. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2556 It turned out the hunt for the Red October was more about the journey than actually finding it. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2557 do you have the operating manuals? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2558 By any chance do you have one of those in yellow? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2559 We've been trying to contact you about your submarine's extended warranty. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2560 Excuse me, but your submarine is blocking my driveway. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2561 I'll take off $20 if you haul it away yourself. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2562 No nukes is good nukes. Make me an offer. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2563 How low will you and it go ? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2564 No, I found it in my basement. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2565 How much just for the ‘nukes? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2566 Sorry. Diesel. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2567 How many bathrooms? I"m afraid that's classified information, sir. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2568 Nuclear has a bad reputation 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2569 Global warming will solve that problem." 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2570 Does this one come fully loaded? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2571 That?. No it's not for sale. I am keeping it until Jeffrey turns 16. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2572 Sure, you can take her for a test dive 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2573 Hey mister can you take me for a ride in your spaceship? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2574 They are asking twice as much on ebay. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2575 Only driven to minor skirmishes on Sunday. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2576 Does that come with an air pump? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2577 We all lived in it until the paint flaked off. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2578 Without a well regulated Militia I can't keep it, and the zoning laws are prohibitive. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2579 What's the insurance rate on that thing? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2580 1.2 billion but I would take less. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2581 It was fun for a while, but then it got to be way too much work. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2582 Obsolete? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2583 It's just the thing for sea level rise. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2584 So it shrinks back down if I get it wet? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2585 I've always wanted one of those. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2586 how much is it to fill this thing up? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2587 The sub wouldn't happen to be made by Fiestaware, would it? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2588 Does it come with WiFi? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2589 Can it still destroy our way of life? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2590 Will you throw in shipping? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2591 Might you have a shopping bag for this large purchase? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2592 It's unfurnished. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2593 What specifically do you mean by “lightly used”? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2594 Excuse me, does this come with training wheels?! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2595 The missiles are sold separately. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2596 We’re cutting the military budget 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2597 Four dollars seems like kind of a lot for non-nuclear. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2598 It's on clearance - courtesy of the Toebbes. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2599 Is it street legal? 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2600 No. It doesn't come with a trailer. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2601 The Antique Hunt for Red October. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2602 Last time it worked 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2603 Can I just sublet this? 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2604 She's all yours if you handle the angry crew inside. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2605 Mind if I take it for a quick spin before I decide? 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2606 I really just want the roller skates. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2607 The sub comes with a fully furnished 3 bedroom, 2 bath home" 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2608 Oh, you said a SHIP-load of stuff 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2609 So you're saying I can use this to go underwater and see the battleship you sold me last week? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2610 It could be a YOU boat for a mere $15. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
2611 Can you hold it until I can get me wife down here? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2612 Sorry,I sold the trailer an hour ago. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2613 Has it Airplane mode? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2614 No, it's not for sale. We all live in that yellow submarine. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2615 Hey, is that sub an '82 Los Angeles!? I had one just like it in college! Always had trouble with the periscope but the chicks loved it! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2616 But how do I convert fathoms to miles? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2617 It was my retirement gift. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2618 Are the nuclear codes extra? 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2619 Yes, but what's the monthly garage charge? 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2620 Yes, I'd recommend it if you are a sea student. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2621 Yeah that's what I said kid, Run Silent, Run Deep. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
2622 Does it come with a 90 day warrantee? 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2623 Do you know if it can run on tidal energy alone? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2624 So, do I hand the "peanut butter sandwich" to you, or should I leave it inside after I "inspect the interior"? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2625 Nuclear? No. Runs on diesel. Made in France. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2626 No subdividing 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2627 I only accept your offer if you have free shipping to my door. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2628 Preowned 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2629 Yes, civilian, this is THE yellow submarine. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2630 how did you get this out the front gate pf the base 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2631 The manual is in the glove compartment. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2632 No, it doesn't come with missiles. you have to supply your own. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2633 Can you throw in driving lessons? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2634 What's its carbon footprint? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2635 Gone Fission 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2636 It's because I had one of those underwater mortgages. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2637 Red October or French castaway? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2638 Yes, it's inflatable" 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2639 Has it been converted to electric? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2640 Can I use ApplePay? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
2641 We hate to part with it, but we’re under water with the house. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
2642 Now hear this, I will not haggle. It’s fifty cents and that’s that. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2643 No, my new home is not for sale. Haven’t you heard the sea level is rising? 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
2644 I'm not accepting offers under 20,000 leagues. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2645 Does it come in blue? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2646 Yeah, I get that it’s fuel efficient. But you still won’t throw in the set of clubs as an extra? 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2647 I had a punch card for a free sub. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2648 How many gallons for a fill-up? 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2649 So is that the one the Aussies didn't buy? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2650 1.4 billion dollars. 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
2651 Were you under a lot of pressure to sell? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2652 I’ll take one yard, please 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2653 I’m selling it to keep my head above water.” 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2654 Have you got the owner's manual for this? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2655 Sorry, batteries are no included. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2656 I'd call the leak insignificant, Sonny 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2657 No, thank you, sir. Actually, two blocks over, we all live in a yellow submarine. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2658 If you can get it off my lawn, it's yours 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2659 Throw in the nukes and you got a deal. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2660 Yea, it's a smart sub. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2661 I know that it's nuclear powered, but are the missiles included? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2662 Obviously it’s long and hard…but is it full of seamen? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2663 Can we all live in it? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2664 Sorry,no it doesn't speak French. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2665 And our friends are all aboard Many more of them live next door 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2666 Would you sell that to my little sister for twenty-five cents? 1.2778 0.05316 72 52 20 0
2667 We’ll, the price is fine, but I’ll need to run a title search first. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2668 I'm having a Red October sale" 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2669 Sorry, it's not nuclear 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2670 Lego sets have really come a long way 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2671 Would you like to pay for shipping and handling? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2672 There are no torpedo tubes because the cartoonist forgot to draw them. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2673 do you have the remote? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2674 When I was your age, this what ‘going down’ meant” 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2675 Does the sub come fully loaded? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2676 I’ll have to come back with my buddy’s pickup truck. 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2677 The government decided the military should pay for itself the way PTAs do. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2678 Lessons included? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2679 Used to be yellow. Smoothest ride to my octopuses garden. Turned to this after my rehab. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2680 That's a HOA violation 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2681 Unfortunately it doesn’t come with the manual. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2682 So, for the best sound I've to get this behind the couch? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2683 Yes, it’s waterproof - not water resistant. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2684 You didn't get your promotion? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2685 We're helping the French sell them off after Australia cancelled. They decided direct-to-consumer was the way to go." 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2686 It runs great. Just don't put it on auto-pilot. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2687 You want to take it for a test dive? 1.2769 0.05593 65 47 18 0
2688 I'll take whatever you can give me. She's a sunk cost. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
2689 My wife says I have trouble letting go. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2690 Look, I'm not knot interested. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2691 If you deliver it I'll throw in an extra $5. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2692 So...the screen door idea didn't work? 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2693 Does it come with a crew? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2694 One careful lady driver 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2695 Still under warranty? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2696 Just so you know, it's missing the remote control. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2697 If you don't have off street parking it's gotta go. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2698 Automatic or standard? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2699 How many knots per fuel rod? 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2700 Do you think we could take it around the block once and you give me a quick tutorial?” 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2701 Do you see what I see over there? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2702 My dad's trying to back out, can you move it again? 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2703 Fine! You can have it for $100,000 and you can have my peanut butter sandwich and the pack of gum! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2704 I'm making a career change. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2705 Hi, I’m with the HOA… 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2706 That one's not for sale kid, it's just a way for me to segue into my time in the war. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2707 They allow all three stars and up one weapon to take home upon retirement after thirty years. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2708 Sure, it'll fit in your bath. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2709 Does it come with the owners manual? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2710 „It runs great. Just got a more climate friendly nuclear model. „ 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
2711 Yes it's for sale, but some how she wants to hang on to the Total Gym. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2712 It’s because we bought the house with a sub prime loan. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2713 3.45 billion dollars or best offer. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2714 Uranium included? 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2715 You still got the manual for that? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2716 You mean this sucker floats? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2717 Is Shipping Included?? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2718 I just couldn't justify owning 5 of these. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2719 But how can I know its not a knockoff? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2720 Your knottage may vary. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2721 Would you do $20? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2722 What's the mileage? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2723 Do you think that’ll fit in the breakfront? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2724 Mind if I try out the nuclear missile launching systems? 1.2750 0.05024 80 58 22 0
2725 It was only used once. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2726 You're quite right, sir. When doomsday weapons are made illegal, only mad scientists will have doomsday weapons! 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2727 Sorry, but it is cash and carry. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2728 Does the outfit you're wearing come with it? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2729 Does it come with a pool? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2730 Well, today each country wants more weapons, but they do shy away from talking about it. This is 2050; missiles are a routine part of neighborhood yard sales, and since we're bonding better each day, we don't hide anything anymore. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2731 You’re really not supposed to park there, sir… 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2732 Do you still have the original packaging? 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
2733 What do you say I take the vanity table, mirror and throw in the ballistic missile?? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2734 Yeah, but it doesn't have that Australian nuke drive, so that's why you're dumping it, right? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2735 That's our new flood insurance. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2736 How many nautical miles are on the odometer? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2737 I will take it, but do you need a valid diver's license? 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2738 Is this to repay your student loan? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2739 Reason for selling?” - “I started a submarine company. Unfortunately it went under…” 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2740 I bought it in 2008 when my house was underwater... 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2741 You say it comes with a war and tea? Or, is that a warranty? And does it come with your uniform? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2742 If I buy this, my wife will really go nuclear. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2743 It had to go. Our mortgage is underwater. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2744 I built it from a kit. Beautiful isn't it? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2745 That's our last one. The blue one sold earlier this morning. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2746 But will it float! 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
2747 I'll give you 20,000 leagues for it. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
2748 Does it come with the charging cord? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2749 It's not obsolete. It's just ... requisitioned. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2750 Sorry, kid; the nukes are extra. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2751 I could haggle, but I’d have to kill you. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2752 Where do you go for repairs? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2753 Three point four billion or best offer. 1.2740 0.05256 73 53 20 0
2754 Its pronounced NEW-clee-er. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2755 Not for sale, kid. That’s my ride. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2756 No, you can’t deflate it so you can store it in your pool shed! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2757 I’ll give you another dime to throw in the crew. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2758 BOGO?" Seriously? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2759 "The yard sale with the 747 had more stuff." 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2760 Sorry about congressional gridlock. Hope your plan B works. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2761 One point five billion 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2762 Is it authentic WWII or a cheap remake? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2763 Can I take a test drive first? 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2764 Sure, you can have it. I’m not in the Navy anymore. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2765 The torpedoes are not included for liability purposes. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2766 What do you mean, torpedoes not included? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2767 Yes Prime Minister Morrison, only one careful owner and never fired in anger. For the right price, I’ll even throw in a full tank of uranium. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2768 It'll still reach depths of 20,000 leagues 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2769 Does it freeze polar water and pop out icebergs to defend against rising sea levels caused by climate change? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2770 Batteries come with that? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2771 Test dive possible? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2772 Does it come with the missiles? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2773 The whole undersea cruise missile thing just doesn’t spark joy for me anymore. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2774 Can you start it up? I want to make sure it works. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2775 Could I see the sub-fax on this? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2776 If I ask if it comes with water will that torpedo my bid? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2777 I can come down as low as $750 million but any lower than that and I’m GIVING it away. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2778 Throw in the tv? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2779 Do you have this one in light green? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2780 Hey Sargent Pepper didn’t this use to be yellow? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2781 Yes it’s real. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2782 The wife absolutely hates it, but I can't go lower than eight fifty mil. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2783 Does it come with a Betamax? 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2784 How many leagues on the odometer? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2785 Oh, that? It's French. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2786 No, it is nuclear powered, so you would have to have your own plutonium. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2787 Does it have bluetooth capabilty? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2788 Do you have one of these in yellow? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2789 I’ll go the full $25, but you’ll have to throw in the trailer and a full tank of uranium 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2790 I think $365,000,000 is a bit high. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2791 Quickly please. If they find out it’s gone they’ll go nuclear. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2792 I'm surprised no Early Bird snapped that up. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2793 No, I can't break a hundred. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2794 Sure, it's pricey as far as nik-naks go, but it's a top secret state-of-the-art nuclear nik-nak. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2795 Same price as the last one? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2796 I've got to raise money. My mortgage is underwater. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2797 The sub is not for sale I’m afraid, but can I interest you in a pair of skis? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2798 It's $5M. But I can throw in the skis 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2799 That was grandma's. We found it in the attic. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2800 Yes…Navy Surplus…as is…no returns. Any questions? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2801 Does it come with an extended warranty? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2802 I’ll throw in the batteries but the torpedoes are extra. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2803 Does it come with directions? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2804 Yea, yea, yea. How much for the golf clubs? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2805 I am interested in the Sub, will you help strap it to my car’s roof? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2806 $3.5 Billion, but the nuclear toaster comes with it. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2807 I'm afraid the cause of the water damage is classified information. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2808 My wife torpedoed it. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2809 substandard, that might sink! 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2810 What? No wi-fi? 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2811 Do you have a Sub-Fax report? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2812 The Red October! I’ve been looking for that! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2813 It’s great for the bath. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2814 I saw it on Amazon for less. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2815 What's the lowest you can do on that one? 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2816 Okay fine, $50 for the sub, but you gotta throw in the Captain’s hat you’ve got on. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2817 name your price 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2818 Let me call a buddy of mine to check this thing out 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2819 Can you move that so I can see the yard? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2820 The Hunt for Red Tag Sales 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2821 It's like a sandwich. But instead of a foot-long, we're selling it by the yard. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2822 How's the Wi-Fi signal in there? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2823 It’s pre-war. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
2824 For that amount, you may only look through the periscope. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2825 I assume it's not solar powered. So, how many nautical miles per uranium rod does this baby get? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2826 Does it come with the original missles? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2827 I'll take it if it comes with missiles. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2828 I don't care if your parents are Australian, you can't take it for a test drive. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
2829 I'm very interested, but I'll need a test drive first. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2830 Yes it’s a plane. And don’t call me seriously. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2831 This is the NAVY Yard, son! 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2832 Can one person operate it? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2833 No, I don't take venmo 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2834 Yeah, the Navy couldn't afford the half-ton of baking soda needed for her to dive. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2835 Extra meatballs? No, it's not that kind of sub. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2836 That's a negative. I do not have clearance to haggle. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2837 $1.00 for that? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2838 It does an awesome 0.3 yards to the gallon. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2839 We’re selling it as is; you need to provide your own nuclear fuel. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2840 It’s a great deal, I’m underwater on it. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2841 How many times did you use the Nuclear Submarine again? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
2842 Finally a yard sale that makes political sense...schools win !!! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2843 No kid, ICMB's are not included 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2844 No, I will not throw in the sub if you buy a DVD. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2845 Is this the second, 'happiest day of your life'? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2846 Son, I am not sure how much...I'd have to check with the wife... 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
2847 I heard '' U-Bolt'' in the phone! 1.2706 0.04847 85 62 23 0
2848 The missiles are extra. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2849 How much you asking for the Studebaker? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2850 Are you Australian? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2851 No way..! Those skis are just my size! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2852 Got any more like this? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2853 Yeah, the missiles are nuclear-tipped. It's my 2nd-Amendment right, dammit! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2854 And no, we don't serve submarines inside the submarine. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2855 It was the sub of the day. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2856 I’ll throw in the bike for free so you can haul it home 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
2857 Is five dollars the best you can do? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2858 That's a bit bigger than a corn cob. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2859 For twenty bucks I'll throw in the torpedoes, but it's cash and carry. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2860 It’s a non-working 20x scale model of the toy that inspired the admiral before of you: the USS SnorkleFishy 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2861 Is this the one that Macron had in mind to sell to Australia?… 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2862 I’ll take the sub but hold the mayo 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2863 Does it come with the sailor set? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2864 We just couldn't find a good subcontractor. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2865 Make it an even ten million and I'll throw in the bike. 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
2866 Dad…..you said you’d move it so I could take the CAR….Dad 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2867 I usually put the nuclear waste in with my recyclables. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2868 I can't go any lower but I'll throw in the uniform and a couple of extra warheads. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2869 Would it be a little cheaper if the crew wasn't included? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2870 You will deliver this, right? 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2871 In my basement, why do you ask 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2872 Got anything in a dom? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2873 Never used, you say? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2874 Cool if I park there? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2875 Its decommissioned, but nothing that a little uranium-238 can't fix. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2876 Anything but cash torpedoes the deal. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2877 How much for one rivet? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2878 I'm really torn between this one and the bicycle. 1.2698 0.05637 63 46 17 0
2879 Can you hold it until I float a loan? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2880 Nuclear fuel is included I assume 1.2698 0.05637 63 46 17 0
2881 Please could you move your submarine so I can get to the front door, I am here to take your daughter on our first date 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2882 Cafe curtains add a homey touch; mini-blinds feel too corporate, since you asked. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2883 Some assembly required, water sold separately. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2884 I'm sorry the operating details can only be disclosed with a certified check for $3 billion and proof of Aussie citizenship, or a valid US social security number. Now could you please stand back or put on a mask Sir 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2885 No, the reactor's not included. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2886 If you come back on Sunday we'll be having a 2 for one sale. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2887 Oh my God, why does everybody keep asking me about my submarine!? I do NOT want this attention. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
2888 I veel geev you 200,000 rub... ahem ... how much for the underwater thingy? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2889 Are you the original owner 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2890 Do you accept credit cards? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2891 …except a slight problem with its emerging mechanism 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2892 If you throw in a compass, I’ll take it. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2893 Will it have wifi? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2894 G'day mate. I'll take 20 of those in 30 years. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2895 It used to float my boat. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2896 Are the Russians interfering with your yard sale? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2897 Missiles are included, but you have to haul it to water. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2898 May I take a dive first? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2899 Is that a plug-in hybrid? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2900 Does it go “boing” in depth? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2901 That better not be French. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2902 I assume its only diesel powered. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2903 I’m afraid you’re going to have to bring it home yourself, son” 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2904 Will you throw in the torpedoes? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2905 I’ll throw in the left-handed scissors for free, if you buy the sub. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2906 If you can carry it home you can have it for free. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2907 Yes, bring your complete collection if Agatha Christie and if they're in prime condition, we'll deal. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2908 Is it in compliance with the neighborhood residential code? 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2909 Two questions: 1, Does the sub still get 20 knots in silent mode? and 2, are you willing to throw in the TV with the SeaWolf? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2910 Can it be used in the narco trade? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2911 Hate to sell this beaut, but I have to offset some legal fees from that whole FBI snafu 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2912 For an extra 50 cents, I'll throw in that little "poing" noise sonar makes when you are discovered. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2913 OK if I park here? The ports are all backed up. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2914 It has 20,000 leagues on it. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2915 Do you guys deliver? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2916 I mean, if you've already let the warheads go, I think 12 bucks is a bit steep, man... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2917 Technically yes, you could, but the skis are extra. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2918 Me? No way. And trust me, if you ask an admiral if he’s an admiral, he’s obligated to tell you. It’s in the constitution. So, you buyin? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2919 That's a lot for substandard housing. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2920 My wife wanted me to ask if you happen to have any cruise ships. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2921 They actually called it a ‘Golden Anchor’. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2922 Could I have a little uranium to take this bad boy out for a test drive? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2923 I'll throw in the infant seats. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2924 Sorry, the Sub's not for sale. I've been working from home a lot lately 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2925 Are you the Uber driver? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2926 Good luck persuading the HOA to let you park it anywhere 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2927 Will you help me put it in my car? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2928 Sorry, it's not available. This is a registered nuclear waste site. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2929 For being such a loyal customer, you can have it for a dollar Mr. Trudeau. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2930 Yes it is long, hard and full of seamen. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2931 How much for the imperialist hegemony? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2932 Tell you what. I'll let it go for 2.5 billion and throw in the golf clubs. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2933 Cash and carry? 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
2934 I'm sorry, sir, but the sign said 'as is.' 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2935 Only used once by a little old commander from Pasadena. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2936 Sure, it's pricey. But just think: you've already paid for it once. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
2937 It's a French prototype. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2938 Does the $150,000,000.00 price tag include a traler? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2939 Yes, the periscope does work. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2940 I’ll give you half price for it because it’s not yellow. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2941 It's free if you move it. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2942 It's invisible to the enemy, but I couldn't evade the slip fees. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2943 Round Trip to World War 2 for only $8.99. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2944 I was financially underwater trying to maintain all my hobbies. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2945 Mind if I kick the tires on it? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2946 Haul her off today and you get the sailors inside. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2947 2 billion. And I'll throw in my hat. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2948 Yes, the missiles are there, but you’ll need the President’s sign off to use them. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2949 No leaks, low hours and if you can find a few pounds of U-238, she'll scare the hell out of China. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2950 So the compass is broken? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2951 Yes, I could tell what it’s for, but then I’d have to kill ya. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2952 It's free, but you pay to haul it. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2953 The ad said "Nautilus" and I collect sea shells. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2954 How much for Mobile Chernobyl? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2955 So, you say it can go for 20 years without recharging? 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
2956 It’s 2021, Military security is going cyber 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2957 Let me hear you say, ‘Up periscope.’ 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
2958 Awesome! I've never seen a submarine network up close. Does it have Wi-Fi? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2959 Yes, the torpedoes actually work, and no, you may not take it for a test drive. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2960 We're both fish out of water. 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2961 Not for sail. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2962 You don't have another one? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2963 No, I can’t bag it for you. Cash & carry. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2964 I'd think about it more seriously, but it smells like mothballs 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2965 Didn't our taxes already pay for this? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2966 How can I be sure the nuclear warheads are working? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2967 Not nucular; nuclear. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2968 I'll make a meal out of it. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2969 You call this a 'dead drop'? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2970 Any Trident missiles included? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2971 Some jackass christened it "Subby McSubface" and, well, here we are. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2972 Oui, I'm French. How'd you guess? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2973 Does that price include uranium? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2974 It's going to leave a gaping hole in our nuclear family. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2975 They loved it, but our kids just outgrew maritime warfare. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2976 I hear Australia’s in the market for these. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2977 It practically drives itself. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2978 One more question..regular or premium fuel? 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2979 Only one owner and she runs real quiet. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2980 Is this Red October? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2981 My wife said I could keep this or my man-cave. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2982 Yes, but I’ll have to see if it fits in my hatchback. 1.2667 0.05141 75 55 20 0
2983 Take it for free, the housing association doesn’t like it in my yard 🙄 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2984 We are out of space. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2985 How much for just the periscope? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2986 Where do you keep your aircraft carriers? 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
2987 No, I won’t throw in the skis with the nuclear sub. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2988 Why is your house and car so tiny? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2989 Who said mothballs? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2990 Yes this is my home, but you can buy the house. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2991 Does the clock on the dashboard work? 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2992 I don't suppose you could include free delivery? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2993 Can you wrap this for me? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2994 We all live in a Yellow Submarine 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2995 With or without the nuclear codes? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2996 Keep in mind, the submarine is much harder to find than the battleship. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2997 Long range missiles and nuclear stuff cost extra... 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2998 I'll make you a great deal. The HOA said it MUST go. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2999 Sir, this baby is a bargain for any family man who likes scaring North Korea on weekends. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3000 20 million, as is. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3001 You got the pink? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
3002 Oh no that’s my ride! It’s not for sale 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
3003 How much for this nuclear football? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
3004 It still works and has all its parts. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3005 It's not 'not for sale.' 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3006 Yard sale? I betcha it's to finance your prime sub mortgage. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
3007 Oui, everything is in French. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3008 This blimp still work? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3009 Mileage on this heap? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3010 - I'll give you $20 above your requested price if you paint it yellow 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3011 I'll give you $2.50, but you have to throw in the hat. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3012 How low will you go? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3013 I'll pay double if you include the skiis 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3014 It's my neighbor's. You'll have to ask her when she gets back from lunch. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3015 It’ll look bigger underwater. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
3016 I'm underwater on the mortgage and that old tub ain't helping. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3017 Special price! I don't want to give it to the sub shop. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3018 No, it doesn’t have WiFi. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3019 I meant subway. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3020 I was going to make it into a planter, but the HOA said it had to go. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
3021 For $95, no, it doesn't come with the original crew. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
3022 That comes Free with Purchase 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3023 Would you take $20 for the uniform and the sub? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3024 Can you ship that one, too? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3025 Two words: Marco-Polo. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
3026 Does it have an automatic or manual transmission? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3027 It's too big for my bathtub. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
3028 Make me an offer — we’ve upsized to an SUV. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3029 Is this New or Pre-Owned? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
3030 The kids have outgrown it. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3031 Paint it yellow,it will sell faster. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
3032 No, if want the missiles, you buy the whole thing. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3033 No, we don't call them hoagies here. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
3034 How many nautical miles? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3035 This is just what I have been Hunting for. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3036 How many miles are on it?" "That's classified. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3037 I’m sure it’s a great deal, but right now, it’s blocking my driveway. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
3038 It's a deal if you throw in your Captain's hat. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3039 I'll buy it if you disassemble it. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
3040 I think that France might offer me an even better deal on their unsold diesel submarines! 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
3041 You may be eligible for prime sub financing 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
3042 Will you take a dollar for the periscope? 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
3043 Sir, I’m from the HOA. You can’t park that eyesore in your yard. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
3044 The previous tennant said that the wall unit air conditioner works just fine. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
3045 Does it come with lessons? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3046 But officer, I don't believe Afghanistan had a navy! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3047 You need at least a leaner's permit. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3048 How much is it? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3049 The lawn ornament is not for sale. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
3050 They let me keep it when I retired. 1.2632 0.06395 57 43 13 1
3051 We can ship it to you, but you won't like what it does once it gets to your house. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3052 Not for sale. My wife is always trying to get rid of it. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3053 It was buy one, get one, but I didn't know it when I ordered it. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3054 Do you get much flooding? 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3055 No, not for sail. For under the water. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3056 Do you think she'll fit in a two-car garage? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3057 Sorry I just sold the little ducky. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3058 Sir, it's good as new—except for the motors. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3059 I'm not sure if the crew is still inside but I do have the operating manual. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3060 NEW YORKER IS ARRIVING TOO LATE AT MY HOME!!! BY THE TIME I GET THE MAGAZINE I AM TOO LATE TO SUBMIT A CAPTION!!!! 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3061 Does it come with a warranty that covers re-surfacing? 1.2632 0.05085 76 56 20 0
3062 How low can I go on the sub? That's classified. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3063 Yes, I have the pink slip, and I will help you put into your pickup truck. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3064 Low mileage. Only used her for local errands, 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3065 Sure, the Virginia-class is nice and all, but what I'm really after is a Red October. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3066 Yeah, all of us at the pentagone are having to pitch in to raise budget for our next adventure! 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3067 It’s a German import. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3068 Do you also sell them in yellow? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3069 yeah jane threatened to leave again 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
3070 That right there is a decommissioned Ohio-class sub. Fusion-powered engine. Five nuclear missiles at the ready. Depth charges, torpedoes. And one of its most interesting features is if you hook up with your homie in there, it doesn't count as gay. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3071 I can get a better deal on one of these from the French Government 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
3072 I need to park it on the front lawn ‘cause my aircraft carrier is in the garage. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3073 Do you think this'll impress the guys at the boathouse? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3074 Are missiles included? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3075 You're sure this'll work? 'Cause I'm not a strong swimmer. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3076 I'd through in the sub for free if you buy the racket. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3077 And how much if I bring it back by 5:00? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3078 It was this or the glue factory. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3079 She's fine now, but ,somehow she beached herself after the crew watched Jaws." 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
3080 nah, I’ll just take the water skis 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3081 Yes, $500 buys it. Missile launch codes and transportation to the sea are $3 million. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
3082 OK, I’ll throw in the blender and the coffee table and I’ll help you load it into your pool. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3083 So this is their alternative to raising the debt ceiling, huh? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3084 Was it ever painted yellow? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3085 It’s in great shape. I just needed something bigger. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3086 As much as I’m tempted, I’ll do better with the skis—they’re easier to store! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3087 Make me an offer. I’ll even throw in the nuclear launch codes. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3088 How many nautical miles does this thing get between charging stations? 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
3089 This will make a great bathtub toy sir; what's your best price? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3090 I have to. My bank told me I can’t be underwater anymore. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3091 It's gently used, mostly driven to and from work 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3092 No, I cannot wrap it. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3093 If it’s a bit too steep for you, I can help land you a subprime mortgage. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3094 Is there any rust? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3095 We disabled the negative buoyancy for waterskiing. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
3096 Does it come with a nuclear arsenal? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3097 Can I sublet? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3098 To be honest,I was only here for the milkshake,but add that sub,too. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
3099 Hey Mister, How much does the Sub Weigh? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3100 Yeah, unexpectedly Israel decided to abandon settler colonialism. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3101 Neither of us will go lower than 300. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
3102 will there be a shipping charge? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3103 Sure, I'll knock 50 cents off 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
3104 Indispensable when flooding occurs. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3105 I’ll take it. And your cap. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3106 Not that yard. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3107 You're asking less than I sold it for last week. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3108 What are the odds this surfaces? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3109 I just want the secrets - not the sub. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3110 The plans for this nuclear sub have already been leaked, so there's no security reason not to sell off the whole thing anymore. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
3111 Fine, I'll throw in the skis. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3112 The housing association said it "doesn't reflect the character of the neighborhood." 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3113 My wife had the tub replaced with a walk-in shower. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3114 Do you happen to have a roof rack I could borrow, in order to drive it home? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3115 It’s a diesel. We are going nuke for the environment. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3116 $10 is a bit much, how about $5? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3117 I cannot confirm nor deny the existence of these incredible prices. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3118 I was just transferred to the new US Space Force - so I can give you a great deal on her. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3119 Right, but think about how many people have been killed in skiing accidents. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3120 How many miles on this bad boy? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3121 I think this could help differentiate me. Van life is crowded now. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3122 Without corporate America paying federal taxes, we have to do what we can. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
3123 Um, it's Tuesday, Captain. I mow the lawn today? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
3124 My dad said you used to raise money at bake sales 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
3125 So you are saying zero emissions because it is a nuclear sub? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
3126 That's not included. I've been working from home. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3127 I'll take it if you can strap it to my car. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3128 Can I take it for a test drive first? 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
3129 I am going to need a bigger truck. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3130 I can't go any lower than $20. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
3131 Can you have it delivered? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3132 You can buy it, son, but it won't be delivered to you until Antarctica melts. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3133 Sorry, all the yellow ones sold out in about 15 minutes. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3134 Is it freaky fast? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3135 I noticed it has a couple of dings in it. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
3136 It's my mothers 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
3137 Does it come with a wet bar? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3138 You know, according to the Roadshow, the market for this item has cooled off by about 20%. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3139 Will this connect to Bluetooth? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3140 Looks like there’s some water damage, would you take a dollar? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
3141 Does it come with the mothballs ? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
3142 Can I pet your dog? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
3143 It’s like sex on steroids, in the dark, under water. Why do you ask? 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
3144 You can buy it with a prime sub mortgage 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3145 This originally was destined for Australia! 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
3146 At that price? Of course not -- the ICBMs are extra. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3147 That's a Band-Aid wrapper. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
3148 You can make far more if you give it to a charity and take a tax deduction. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3149 No, the trailer is sold separately. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3150 How much is that?" "Oh, that's not for sale. That's my house. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3151 Make me an offer, it’s totally you. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3152 Yeah, I know, the guy down the street has a battleship for sale, but the captain of this baby gets to cry "UP PERISCOPE!" 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3153 Will you take $50 for the sub ... with the golf clubs? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3154 How many miles does that thing have? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3155 It’s being sold ‘as-is’. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3156 My grandmother had one just like this in her attic 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3157 Does it come with the optional screen doors? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3158 Sorry, we only accept toilet paper. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3159 Does this a dishwasher? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3160 Oh, that's an obsolete model. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3161 Yes sir, one owner, no accidents, clean subfax 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3162 Can you pack it for traveling?” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3163 The lawn decoration isn't for sale? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3164 I have a "Prime Membership" so no charge for shipping and handling right? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3165 How many owners before you? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3166 Can Australians bid? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3167 Of course, you may have to get your parents to register it with the FAA 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3168 My kids would love to play in this. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3169 Ok, $25 but only if it comes with the nuclear warheads. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3170 what’s the mileage on this? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3171 . Anything bigger?? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3172 Yes sir, even the used sub market is skyrocketing because of the chip shortage. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
3173 I'd like to show it to my girlfriend. How much? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
3174 Does it have nuclear war heads? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3175 There's an extra charge if we deliver. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3176 No, I don't come with the plane. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3177 May I take it for a plunge 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
3178 We actually got this one out of Afghanistan. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
3179 Can I take it for a test tour? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3180 I had an uncle who flew for American Airlines 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3181 Does this have cruise control? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3182 I'll throw that in but the bike is two billion. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3183 Yes, it's for sale, but sourcing plutonium is on you. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3184 Will you help me load it? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
3185 The foot long is $6.99. This baby goes for $2516.40 ! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
3186 You could have just left it in Afghanistan... 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3187 No, nuclear weapons are extra but we can throw them in for $3.00. Cash. No cheques." 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3188 I can neither confirm not deny whether you can water ski behind it. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3189 Can I take it for a spin? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
3190 $12 billion is a bit steep. Would you take three bucks? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3191 Only the hippie ones come in yellow. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3192 well, it's used, so $20 and we throw in the missiles for free - but you need to get it off the lawn today. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
3193 Is the rising tide strong enough to lift this boat? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3194 These days, only our mortgage is underwater. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3195 50 million. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
3196 I don't know. Got a pool? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
3197 I guess it’s true. You’re underwater on your mortgage. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
3198 Delivery is free if you live near the water. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3199 Do you by chance have a large bath tub to go with this? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
3200 Do you have one that will fit in my bath tub 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3201 No, it's the year before lasts model. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
3202 Incudes full crew and 3 nukes, no delivery, no warranty. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
3203 The nukes come with a 5-year warranty. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3204 It's a 1:1 scale model of the USS Seawolf; I built her myself. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3205 Can I take it out for a spin? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3206 No, you misread the flier. We're not serving sandwiches. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3207 Sandwich with that? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3208 Ironically, It's because I am underwater with my mortgage. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3209 Sorry, it only comes in one color. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
3210 I usually pay $5 for my subs 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3211 My wife insisted I get rid of it. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3212 Does it come with a Stewardess? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3213 Would you throw in the uniform if I buy the plane ? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3214 Any chance you’re selling a giant bathtub I can float it in? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3215 Instead of a retirement watch they gave me the sub! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3216 How much for the sailboat? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3217 Does it come with missiles and torpedoes, Admiral? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
3218 All you add is water. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
3219 Is this the lowest you can go? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3220 I must warn you that stress and extreme sense of isolation comes with the submarine 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3221 No, that's not for sale, I take it everywhere for emotional support. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3222 Sorry, the bathtub is extra 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3223 Naw, that's our granny flat. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3224 No, it doesn't include the nuclear reactor, but you can order one from any online military hardware store. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3225 I was hoping to sell it in exchange for some cryptocurrency 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3226 Sure, everything is negotiable; want to take her out for a spin? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3227 Does it come with an app? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3228 Would you consider two point one billion for it? 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3229 It's so cheap because all the instructions are in French. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3230 My grandmother only drove it on Sundays 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
3231 Sorry, that's not for sale. It's my RV. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3232 It’s the one with the screen door in it. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3233 Does it come in a smaller size? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3234 No Jimmy, I do NOT plan to stay on as your first mate. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3235 Cash and carry. No delivery. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3236 Fine, I'll include a dozen nuclear torpedoes and waive delivery charges. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
3237 How many knots per neutron does it get? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
3238 That come with screen doors? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3239 Make me an offer. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3240 No, I won't deliver it. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3241 No. Surface to Air missiles are extra. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3242 I'm an Australian. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3243 I can't go lower than the sticker price unless you have territorial holdings in the South Pacific. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3244 So how am I supposed to mow the lawn? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3245 Yes, that's the only one I have. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3246 Captain Ramius loved America more and more with each passing year. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3247 I will do no less than $3,250,000,000. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3248 Our mortgage went underwater. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3249 No, it's just the sub. I'm keeping the trailer. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3250 Does this come with a remote? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3251 If you would translate the french manual I might be interested. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3252 Does the crew come with it? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3253 Are you sure that it's Street Legal? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3254 It's free if you can haul it out of here. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3255 Does it come with objective, subjective, intersubjective, virtual or just plain fake reality? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3256 Sorry, sir, but I can neither confirm nor deny the original price. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3257 I can't sell it to you, unless you know how to swim. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3258 For that one,kid,you gotta be 18 or older 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3259 We’re hoping to make enough to build a school. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3260 OK, I'll let you have it for fifty bucks, but I will not help you hoist it to the top of your sub shop." 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3261 Two billion dollars... Unmarked bills only 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3262 Will it be another hundred years until the next flood in this neighborhood? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3263 Is there a matching set? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3264 Does it come with,or without,missiles? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3265 So it comes without a bathtub? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3266 Lettuce & tomato included? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3267 Just selling the boat. I'm keeping the trailer. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3268 Yes,yours for $100. Now if a Mr. Putin shows up and says it's his,don't argue too much. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3269 I don't suppose you have anything in the Ohio Class? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3270 Leaded or unleaded? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3271 Is this the Aussie surplus monsieur? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3272 Does it drive on the left or the right? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3273 Throw in the torpedoes for free and we have a deal. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3274 ‘Does the periscope work? I would like to see Montana.’ 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
3275 Actually that’s not for sale 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3276 As is. Love it or leave it. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3277 How long does a single charge last? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3278 $23 million is my final offer 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3279 Son,that's not for sale. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3280 I can’t do less than 250 million dollars but I’ll throw in the golf clubs at half price 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3281 It runs on diesel, not nuclear. Can’t afford to pay the the gas bill anymore” 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3282 Does the periscope work and does it come with a trailer? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3283 It's not exactly a daily driver, but you won't need to refuel for another twenty years. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3284 I take it this sub was part of your retirement package? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3285 Is there a spot to stick my vanity plates? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
3286 I'm holding it for a North Korean buyer who's coming back with a borrowed trailer. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
3287 It's a little big for my bathtub. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
3288 "A couple teenage Scuba divers found it submerged at the bottom of Lake Placid. Jeff Bezos bought it and and donated it to the nearest yard sale." 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
3289 I had a lemonade stand down the block, but the cops said it looked suspicious. and closed me down. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3290 Aaaaand.... I'll throw the uniform in. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
3291 Wow man what a nuclear price! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
3292 Yes, yard sales include the Navy Yard. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3293 Do you have the trailer for it? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3294 Are you sure this has never sprung a leak? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3295 Wait- how big is your bathtub? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3296 That’s not a submarine, but rather, a portal to a new state of consciousness. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3297 Je regrete Monsieur, c'est la seule couleur. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3298 I'll take it if it's nuclear powered. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
3299 Sorry, local pickup only. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3300 Negative, sir. I do not have the manual, sir 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3301 It does use unleaded uranium. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3302 OK, sold. But did you bring your own trailer? 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
3303 You buy it, you move it. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3304 My wife told me to get rid of the seamen. So, it was either sell this, or get a vasectomy. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3305 Shipping is extra. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3306 I'd like to buy it but I'm not sure I can afford the depth charge. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3307 Well the kids have moved out and I was thinking about something a little more sporty 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3308 You should hold onto that one. In a few years it will be back in style. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3309 Okay, $500 million if you throw in the skis 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3310 It runs fine, but it's a little dated inside. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3311 I can use one of those installment plans. Right? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3312 I’ll give you 10 bucks for it if you’ll throw in the uniform. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3313 The court ordered me to sell it as a condition of my probation. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
3314 Like every admiral, I've reached that age where owning a nuclear submarine no longer sparks joy. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3315 Name your price, mate. French submarines are so passé. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3316 So...like the sandwich? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3317 No crew, I'm afraid but there is a family of five living in the mess hall 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3318 Sure,I can help you load it in your pickup truck. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3319 Is it a plug in hybrid? 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
3320 I'll take it. I have to leave for the moon later today. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3321 How about the sub AND the blender for $1,000,000? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3322 Are you the first owner? 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3323 Does it have power windows? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3324 How would I know which direction West Virginia is? 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3325 ‘Does this come full of seamen?’ 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3326 There’s no price on this so it’s free, right? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
3327 Retired military can actually buy these old submarines, I just don't have room for it anymore. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3328 I know you say it has a nuclear warhead, but will you guarantee that? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3329 $15 billion new, but $1.5 billion today only, if you take her with. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3330 Young Jack Ryan in "The Bargain Hunt for Red October." 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3331 I'll take it, if you throw in the skis 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3332 That's two dollars. One if by land, two if by sea. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3333 Knock a billion or so off and I'll take it 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3334 Could you gift wrap it, Captain? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3335 I'll throw it in for free if you take the skis. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3336 I'll take a dozen, s'il vous plait. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3337 If you come closest to guessing how many jelly beans it holds, it's yours. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3338 Ya know, you're breaking 3 different city zoning laws with this, but it sure is an eye-catcher. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
3339 How much more if you include the crew, Admiral 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3340 Do you happen to still have the user manual for this? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3341 You'll have to provide your own uranium and about 125 of your friends to run it. It would help if your friends understood Russian. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3342 Does it get good Wi-Fi? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3343 Pay in cash and I’ll throw in bucket seats and the nuclear launch codes. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3344 Did AUKUS not go according to plan, mate?” 🇦 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3345 $45 OBO. It’s already a sunk cost for me. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3346 G'day mate, do you reckon this was made in America or France...? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3347 Unfortunately, I just don't have as much time to sub out here in the burbs. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3348 How much I'm willing to accept for the sub is classified, but if you also take my VHS box set of Friends we can call it $7.50 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3349 It's a steal at $5 but you have to agree to take it as is and move it yourself. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3350 No, torpedoes are not included. 1.2533 0.05056 75 56 19 0
3351 This baby'll go 0-60 sub 30 minutes. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3352 Retiring? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3353 Do you ship? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3354 Yeah,it's one of those noisy French submarines. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3355 It was the 50's... I intended to use it as a bomb shelter... Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time... And no, the price does not include delivery! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3356 Can I have that delivered? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3357 Yeah,we are looking for a few of these for Australia….do you have more? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3358 O.K., kid. I like the cut of your jib. I can come down 525 million dollars and fifty cents, but that's my rock bottom. It has sentimental value. It was my uncle's. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3359 Yes, it is sold "as is". No, you can't test drive it. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3360 I like U-boat 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3361 Can I get it toasted? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3362 Do you have the Carfax with this? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3363 Do you mind matching your neighbor's price? His was $10,000 cheaper. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3364 It's low hours, and I have all the reactor maintenance records. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3365 Best I can do is 2 billion. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3366 I thought by backing the car in it might fit. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3367 Does it come with a rubber duck? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3368 It's yours if you can get it off my lawn. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3369 No--the nuclear missiles are an extra ten bucks. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3370 HOW ARE THE NUCLEAR POWER CELLS? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3371 G'Day Mate! Is this one you got from the U.S.? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3372 NO,I WON'T THROW IN THE SUB WITH THE SNOW SKIS. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3373 Have you still got the box ? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3374 Sorry, I only have the scuba dive app. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3375 Hey, if I buy it can I store it here until the global warming thing happens? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3376 yea ,it's pretty amazing,the Tsunami left her,but we didn't get any water at all in our basement! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3377 Are you selling any Bathtubs that will fit into? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3378 It was really hard navigating to your house. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3379 Does the sub come with a nuclear warhead? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3380 …and I’ll throw in the DVDs for free. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3381 Subs free, you pay moving cost. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3382 Do you need a license to drive that? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3383 Welcome to the suburbs. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3384 It was my home for twenty-six years. It might make a good vacation cottage for you. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3385 Test drive? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3386 I’m not going to buy it just so that I can get my car out of my garage! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3387 No, they don’t come in yellow. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3388 It's more a dockyard sale than a front yard sale. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3389 Would it be possible to have home delivery? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3390 I'm afraid the cost of that item is top secret. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3391 It's five percent off, but that's still accurate. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3392 How low can she go? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3393 Reluctant sale, we’re downsizing 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3394 Yeah well you know the wife says naval security in the Pacific isn’t really my job these days also we’re trying to turn the garage into a home office. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3395 How much for the giant enema? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3396 Don't listen to what that French guy told you--it IS worth it! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3397 Is that nautical mileage? 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
3398 Do you have one in navy? 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3399 That's our neighbor. Never buys a thing, but he's always snoopin around whenever we sell stuff. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
3400 If I told you, I'd have to kill you. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3401 Five billion dollars, kid. But we'll need your parents approval. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3402 It doesn’t come with torpedoes but I’ll throw in a Hunt For Red October DVD. 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
3403 I'm selling it as is 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3404 Does it come with instructions? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3405 Is there a special discount on this one? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3406 Before we go any further, you’ve got a Subfax for me to look at, right? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3407 That’s my bottom price, but I’m willing to throw in the skis. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3408 That was the first sub Colin Powell served on. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3409 Oh, it works great. It was just taking up too much room in the garage. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3410 That’s one of the French rejects? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3411 No, you can't drive it around the block. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3412 It was only used once--in the film Red October. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
3413 Are its cruise missiles difficult to arm? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3414 Nuclear? Or old-school? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3415 Excuse me, Admiral Sir. Wouldn’t it be more accurate to change the sign to “Navy Yard Sale “? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3416 We couldn't find any crew that would work in enclosed space 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3417 Sorry, the uniform's not included. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3418 Have you tried Australia for this one? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3419 If I kept it I'd be under water. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3420 Do you offer free delivery? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3421 Sorry, it’s no longer missile equipped, but imagine your friends’ reaction when you surface at the beach party. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3422 So, the last thing I said was, "I would have liked to have seen Montana," and suddenly, me and the Sub were in Big Sky country! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
3423 My oldest went through a geopolitics phase. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3424 Throw in the nuclear missile code and my uncle Vladimir will pay you a million rubles! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3425 I had it up in the attic. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
3426 $1.5 billion ... and you'll need your own trailer. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3427 Yes, you can certainly use it to go fission. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3428 No, the missiles are sold separately. Try two houses down." 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
3429 We all lived in it when it was yellow. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
3430 If I buy the yard, is the sub included? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
3431 Does this thing here have GPS? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3432 Torpedoes come with it? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
3433 No low ball-istic offers 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3434 Oh that’s not for sale, it’s my company vehicle. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3435 What's with the screen door? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3436 You will need it for the next flooding... 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
3437 It was only used on Sundays by my grandmother. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3438 This wouldn't come in fifty shades would it? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3439 It's a real grinder with no window dressing. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3440 And for an extra $10 I’ll throw in the launch keys.” 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3441 Two million Lego pieces for the sub and a functional nuclear missile. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3442 I’ll go ten bucks if you also buy the DVDs. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3443 No, I lost the charger. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3444 You break it, U-boat it. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3445 no it still works... it just needs some war 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3446 No, I don’t sell sandwiches 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3447 Parlez-vous francais? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3448 Actually, it's just a life-size model I made when I was fifteen. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3449 Is the crew included? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3450 Don't you think that's a little underpriced? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3451 Where is the charging cable? This thing is electric, right? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3452 Sorry, stealth option disabled . . .obviously 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3453 Are you selling with the nuclear warheads? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3454 How much for the zeppeliner? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
3455 Does this come with nuclear weapons? 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
3456 Unfortunately, batteries are not included. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3457 I'll do 50 if you throw that in. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3458 Are you sure ,Mister , that it’s okay to sell that in a yard sale? Does Uncle Sam know? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3459 No, sorry. I am firm at two dollars. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3460 No, it doesn't come armed with torpedoes. What are you -- nuts? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3461 Diesel,n’est-ce-pas? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3462 I’m selling it half-price. For 1 billion dollars it’s yours. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3463 Someone will be calling you about the extended warrantee. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3464 50 Million! How about 25 Million and you throw in the golf clubs? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3465 How 'bout you keep the nukes and we split the difference. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
3466 So what happened to the bake sale idea? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3467 Let's see, it was a billion, you can have it for five. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3468 Does this come with instructions?? 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3469 I fail to see the sandwich part. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3470 So, you're saying if I get the submarine you'll throw in the skies for free? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3471 I can’t give you asking price. How about $1.8 billion? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3472 We're selling because our assets are under water. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3473 Hello sir, how much would you be selling this to the average chap? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3474 Yes, it was meant for Australia. How did you know? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3475 That is a mold of my penis. $50. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3476 Do you still have the user's manual for that one? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3477 I’m interested, but the asking price is a little high when it’s got 20,000 leagues on it 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3478 From my grandmother's Alfa class collection, 23,000,000 rubles, firm. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3479 If you can push it down the road I can let you have it for 20 bucks. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3480 If you sell this in your yard sale I have two more in my garage 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3481 The warhead isn't included, but it's available on Amazon Subprime. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3482 Can you knock a half mil off for this ding? 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3483 No, that's not for sale. Although you can buy the rocket! 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
3484 Is your mortgage under water? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3485 Does it come with a crew and your captain’s uniform? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3486 For this and your cap would you take 700 million? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
3487 Nuclear power unit for sale only to foreign agents 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3488 ‘Price includes sales tax?’ 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3489 Don't worry, it's military surplus. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3490 $250,000 for this?… Does it come with the missiles? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3491 Low knottage. Only used for Sunday dives. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3492 I'm offering it sub retail price 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3493 That sinking feeling when you step out of the house 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3494 Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3495 Wow. Looks like ace. Why are you getting rid of it actually? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3496 Is this the Colin Powell estate sale? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3497 Where’s Gru? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
3498 I saw a cheaper one on Marketplace. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3499 What really happened to the Red October 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3500 Why? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3501 So that’s how you guys do remote working? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3502 Do you validate parking by chance? 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
3503 Do I need a city permit to park this on the street? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3504 Is this the only secret you’re selling ? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
3505 Do you only have the one of these? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3506 No it doesn't have wifi. Talk to your friends, pretend it's 1995, live! 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3507 It’s a simple question, does it have air conditioning or not? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3508 I’ll check with my wife Kamala, but I’m pretty sure it’s a 2020 model 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3509 Sorry but the carfax for it is classified information. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3510 You can have it for a fin. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3511 Yes it is the USS Trump, you really know your subs! And no, I won't take 5 dollars for it. It works perfect other than refusing to dive! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3512 From which international incident? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3513 my dad said I can buy it.....if its not armed 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3514 It still gets royalties from the ‘The Hunt for Red October.’ 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3515 It raises a lot more money than selling lemonade.” 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3516 It's three billion dollars and I'll throw in the uniform. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3517 Can you deliver it to me by FEDEX within 2 days? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3518 It’s a French diesel. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3519 ‘Son, Bezos’ may be bigger, but this one is more streamlined.’ 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3520 No, no crew, but I can give you a phone number. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3521 You need more than $5? That's all I have on me! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3522 We're zoned for yellow. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3523 The original nuclear fuel is included—should last you another 20 years or so. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3524 No, I didn’t count how many rivets, but feel free. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3525 But how much should I expect in upkeep? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3526 Is that thing a Huawei? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3527 So you’re saying only fuel needed is hot air? I’ll take it, my mother in law is living with us, and she has plenty 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3528 It's on clearance. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3529 I’ll buy the yard, but when can you get that thing out of it? 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
3530 You can't imagine the docking fees. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
3531 You know the shipyard is down the street? 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
3532 No, I can't make change on a ten billion dollar bill. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3533 Retirement gift: They built too many. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3534 It’s nuclear powered, so it won’t affect your energy bills. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3535 We close at 5:30. Cash only. And no, the missile launch codes don’t work anymore. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3536 Does this come with free delivery? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3537 That one. But don't tell my dad. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3538 Yo Captain! Does it come with torpedos? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3539 My wife says if it doesn't fit in the garage I can't keep it. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3540 Good luck finding somewhere to plug it in. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3541 How's this on gas? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3542 The mortgage on it has gone underwater. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3543 Would you accept an IO”U” for that? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3544 In the right place, you’d hardly notice her. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3545 It doesn’t fly, but it’s a great conversation piece. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3546 Would you say it’s good for off-roading? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3547 Would it like to see Montana? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3548 Still runs great. If you want it, I’ll take off a few bucks. I think I’ve got some extra plutonium in the garage you can just have. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3549 Does this take me to a better place? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3550 Do you have a bathtub to go with it? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3551 You're in luck: we're running a five-dollar 560-foot-long promotion. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3552 Yeah, so? What of it? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
3553 Show me the CARFAX 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3554 Do I have to pay extra for you to put you autograph on it? 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3555 I thought you were selling these to Australia. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3556 I assume you are selling this for scrap? How about a penny on the dollar,or $23.50? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3557 How much? Just your future. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3558 Sorry. I don't have one in blue. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3559 Is this, like, your other car? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3560 You know, that’s not good for your sprinkler system. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3561 We have to because our budget is underwater. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3562 No, son, I can’t get you a sandwich. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3563 The Vodka is extra. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3564 Is it an electric submarine? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3565 Can I buy it now, wait for more climate change and sail it away? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3566 No, the price does not include torpedoes. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3567 Does it also work against the Bear or just the Dragon? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3568 Do I need a driver's license for this? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3569 Is it OK if I take it a quick spin around the Atlantic? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3570 It’s classified. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3571 The lowest I’ll go is three billion dollars... it’s a family heirloom. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3572 If you like my content, don't forget to sub. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3573 Is your lawn ornament part of the sale? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3574 It's from France. I'll let you have it cheap, just keep it away from the Aussies. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3575 Do the medium-range ballistic missiles convey? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3576 It was a retirement gift. They were out of gold watches. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3577 Hi Mister, would you consider my B1 bomber in trade for the sub? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3578 Yes, downsizing is always tough. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3579 No, it fell off a truck. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3580 I'm definitely not buying it for the French 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3581 If you have any highly enriched uranium 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3582 Is this the one for Australia ? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3583 Will you throw in that uniform with the sub? 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3584 Is there free overseas shipping? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3585 Russians lost that in our yard once. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3586 No, of course it's not atomic, selling that would be unethical. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3587 Does it come with a joystick? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3588 How many meters under the sea does it do? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3589 Since the nuclear reactor is broken, I’ll give it to you for a little less. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3590 Do you have the instruction manuel, too? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3591 Not going back to the office, eh? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3592 high-enriched uranium extra 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3593 I guess this is what they meant when the Marines retired. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3594 1.2 Billion is a bit high; you know it loses a lot of value once you take it out of the box. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3595 Yes, you need to bring your own dolly. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3596 Is the warranty still valid on this one? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3597 Alan Turing didn't find this one 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3598 I’ll give you $.05 for it 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3599 That's a Virginia class. Is the reactor still under warranty? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3600 Is the manual included? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3601 No, I don't think think that 50 cents is too much for a nuclear submarine and no there is no room to haggle. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3602 Yes, you can make it do that ‘pinging’ noise — works great on those neighbors who insist on cutting their lawns at 6am. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3603 Does the nuclear reactor come with it? 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3604 You won't have trouble moving it - it's inflatable. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3605 No, the front stays on. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3606 Yup, only on weekends... 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3607 ...and it's only got 20,000 leagues. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
3608 Your former business must’ve really gone underwater. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
3609 You guarantee it won't leak 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3610 "Here's a secret.. if I were not the original Captain Kirk, I'd be a bit gaga too." 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3611 Do you have the manual? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3612 Does it come with a full tank of fuel? 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
3613 Sorry, kid, we don't deliver. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
3614 I’m just saying, it would be easier to justify the $2 billion if I could tell the wife that it runs. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3615 Which aircraft hangar have you been using, please? 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
3616 Are the little bottles of wine included? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
3617 Do you just add water? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3618 Ask me about our sub-lending rate. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
3619 I mean you said it was sunken cost. Take my offer! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
3620 You realize this is for personal use only. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
3621 Are the reactors included? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
3622 Lockdown was no problem; I worked from home. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3623 Trust me kid, you're going to need it. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3624 Sorry, son. No returns. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
3625 This is the last one after Scott Morrison came through last week. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
3626 Yeah I have Venmo. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3627 I'm on a bargain Hunt for Red October. Do you take bitcoin? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
3628 Deal. For an extra ten bucks, I'll throw in a trailer. 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
3629 How deep can it go? That’s what she said!! 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3630 Would you gift wrap that, please? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3631 Is it solar-powered? 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
3632 If I buy the sub, does it come with the hat? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3633 Do you have financing? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3634 Does it come with a government warranty? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3635 Your crew would just need to be able to speak French. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3636 Ok,ok…$25. But only if you drive it to my house 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3637 Well, the value of my house is underwater so that is my way out. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3638 She just needs a little caulking to be good to go. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3639 Second-hand, I presume 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3640 It's from France. They live across the street. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3641 No, I don't want to trade you for a vintage B-25 stratofortress! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3642 Yes, the insurance is a little steep... 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3643 It's French, with very low miles. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3644 That's nice but I was looking for the mini 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3645 Can you move this real quick? I lost the key to the city and I want to see if I left it underneath there. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3646 Can I also have your suit? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3647 The best I can do is $5 million. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3648 $2 billion? Uh, would you take $500 million? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3649 So the work from home thing isn't working for you? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3650 The Taliban didn’t want it. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3651 Oh that, yeah I picked it up during global warming. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3652 What kind of knottage you get? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3653 If it doesn’t sink, may I bring it back? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3654 How's the pickup on her? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3655 Not sure if it’ll be here by the end of the day, Mrs. Grady has already been by twice. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3656 Downsizing? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3657 No floor mats, no cup holders, no deal. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3658 Sir-This is bigger than a yard 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3659 Is this the same model you’re selling to the Aussies? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3660 Does every naval officer hold a yard sale to pay for this? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3661 Ty budesh' prinimat' rubli? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3662 Yup, all for $1, $1 for all.” 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3663 $30 million is the lowest I can go. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3664 Do you have the manual for this”? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3665 Combien en voudriez-vous? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3666 I can only let you have it for that price if you buy two of them. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3667 The owner's manual comes in a peanut butter sandwich. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3668 No I don't take trade ins 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3669 So that’s what happens when you take out a sub-prime mortgage? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3670 Drop and give me twenty for it. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3671 You can't sell this ,it was a gift! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3672 Clean title? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3673 Underwater in debt huh? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3674 Will you be expanding curbside delivery to my street? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3675 I’ll take it. Tired of people cutting me off on the interstate.” 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3676 Does it come with driving instructions? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3677 A Dollar? Make a serious bid, or move along. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3678 Unfortunately my submarine business went under… 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3679 How deep can it go? Need to impress my date. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3680 Are batteries included? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3681 Sure, I'll take small change. How much you got? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3682 Do you have a yellow one of these? 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3683 No refunds and we operate under the Pottery Barn rules. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3684 I expected a watch when I retired, but got a submarine instead. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3685 Well, a captain never abandons his ship, but, for you, I’ll knock it down to 50 bucks. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3686 Is it manual shift or automatic? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3687 It's a deal if you throw in the uniform 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3688 My Dad says we already paid for this, so, you have to give me a discount 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3689 This thing puts the "sub" in suburbs. I'm asking $10. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3690 So you’re selling the trailer separately? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3691 I was eating a peanut butter sandwich when I came across an ad for a free sub. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3692 Would you throw in the sub if I buy the bike? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3693 Yes, it's the Red October so you know you can take it for a spin around neighborhood without making a sound. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
3694 Are you willing to go down a few hundred feet? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3695 Well, son, when your mom and dad's house goes underwater, you'll all be really glad to have this second property. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3696 Will you take a deposit to hold it for me while I go home to get my bike and a wagon? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3697 Does it come with GPS? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3698 Does it come in red? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3699 Does it have power windows and doors? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3700 I assume I'd have to take it "as is"? 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3701 Can you knock anything off for the broken periscope? 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3702 It's really sinking the property value 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3703 Yes, sir, this was once painted yellow. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3704 Do you like leather seats ? Its got’em ! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3705 I always thought my midlife crisis vehicle would be a convertible, but eh, what the hell. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3706 Don't worry. It's been decommissioned. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3707 Is that as low as you'll go? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3708 Do you have one of these in a different colour? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3709 I thought you were saving it for my graduation. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3710 Uh oh, the launch code IS 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8. I didn’t think anyone would get it! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3711 It won't run on solar power. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
3712 Wow, so glad I moved to Annapolis. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3713 Excuse me sir, is this where New Yorker comics actually get funny? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3714 Does it come with the original instructions? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3715 There's a small leak in the back, but otherwise, it's in fine condition. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3716 It's twenty thousand leagues of aggravation I need to get rid of. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3717 What keeps you up at night, son? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3718 I thought that it was all left behind in Afghanistan 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3719 Does it come with bucket seats? 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
3720 Is this Morality also for sale? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3721 The Navy's latest retirement option for those with a high-risk, mixed-reward disposition. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3722 Is this one vintage or modern day? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3723 Do you have an NFT of that? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3724 That might be a bit too much machine for you, son. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3725 Our mortgage is under water. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3726 Five bucks and I'll throw in a free detonator. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3727 Actually, no. The submarine is the one thing out here not for sale. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
3728 The one down the block may be $5 less, but it doesn't come with the nuclear password codes, does it? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3729 Do you that in blue? 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
3730 With missiles? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3731 So just how big is your bath? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3732 Figments of my imagination are half off. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
3733 Has it been in any wrecks? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
3734 ‘I’ll take the golf clubs at full price and that submarine if I can get it half off, overheard your neighbours saying you just got back from China with it…” 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
3735 I'd love to keep it, but we're moving to another military-industrial complex. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3736 What kind of batteries does it take? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3737 Would you have this in yellow? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3738 It cost $4 billion, but I’ll take $4 for it. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3739 Sir, our home owners feel you may prefer Soviet arctic naval base living. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3740 If I get one, my husband will want his own…. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3741 Are you the original owner, or did you get this one used? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3742 Say, didn't I lend that to you a few years ago during your Das Boot phase? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3743 Sorry, someone already bought the Uranium. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3744 It really fell off the back of a truck? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
3745 Our mortgage was underwater for a while. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3746 The opposite of a dystopian future: “It’s just grotesque the amount of money we as a country spend on Childhood Development!” 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3747 The reactor has a little over 280,000 horsepower, and she'll do about 30 knots, but good luck parallel parking her downtown. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3748 I can give it to you for fifty plus shipping. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3749 I just.. From your ad, I thought it was going to be bigger? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3750 It's parked. Not stranded. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3751 Never been used, everyone should have one. Plus it just doesn’t bring me joy anymore and we are moving to the middle west” 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3752 Three hundred and fifty mill', and believe me, for what you're getting, that's cheap! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3753 I've always wound up the rubber band myself, but you might want to get a friend to help. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3754 I should have chose the gold watch for my retirement gift. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3755 You should give it to Australia. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3756 If you want a tour you need to buy one of these Judy Blume books, son. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3757 Your telling me this thing has a poop deck? 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
3758 I know I know Canberra is in Australia and nowhere near the sea but seems some guy there with connections to government is offering good money for it 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
3759 We’ll I suppose Cold War IS Mid-Century… 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3760 Yeah, I’ll throw in the nuclear reactor. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3761 I'd love to know how you got it out of the basement, sir. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3762 I’ve never taken anything that big before 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3763 The wife said it had to go 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3764 you'll need one like that to drive around town in a few decades 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3765 Would I be able to sublease it? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3766 Do the French know it’s going Down Under? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
3767 Does it come with a Russian spy? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
3768 So THIS is the Navy Yard! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3769 Dat you boat? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3770 So if I fired this bad boy off in the nearby lake, would I be in hot water? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3771 It's called a sub, not a hoagie 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3772 No idea how it works. I was on a carrier. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3773 Make a better offer than the Russians. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3774 No. It's not a submarine. It's a blimp. Just fill it with laughing gas, crawl in, and it's take you anywhere. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3775 No, delivery is not included 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3776 'We don't do delivery, but it has an excellent homing beacon!' 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3777 I can move on the skis, but that's as low as I can go with the submarine. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3778 Do you have one in red? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3779 You might have better luck selling it for parts 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3780 Yes, that is Red October. You win. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3781 Your offer is very generous,sir. But actually,the submarine is free. You only need to supply the ocean. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3782 that depends, are you a Republican or a Democrat 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3783 Does that price include the torpedoes? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3784 The sub itself isn't actually for sale but the nuclear propulsion secrets can be had for only One Hundred Thousand Dollars and will be hidden in half a peanut butter sandwich. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3785 Turns out Iowa doesn't need one. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3786 Does it work? Son, check my pool for Commies. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3787 For another twenty, could you throw in the nuclear reactors. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3788 You ordered a 6-foot party sub to be delivered, but in metric, right? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3789 Can I plug it in and see if it works? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3790 OK, sale; Just hope not to find Sean Connery inside. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3791 Sure, she’s eco-friendly. She runs on uranium. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3792 Sorry, not for sail. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3793 You lost the owner's manual? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3794 Does it come with a gift box? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3795 best when used against troublesome neighbors 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3796 Nuclear or Diesel? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3797 I'll buy the Betamax cassettes if you throw in the sub. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3798 Sorry, I lost the instruction manual 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3799 Will you give me 50% off? It's only half a submarine. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3800 If it's not too much trouble, we'll need to try a quick dip before I can take the plunge, Commander. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3801 Show your True Colors. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3802 Not interested! I collect decommissioned nuclear only. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3803 It's a prototype for the new crosstown buses. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3804 This model does come with the nuclear warhead. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3805 May get a get a much better price when Bezos takes up Diving. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3806 Does the sonar work? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3807 Do you have the Scorpio Certificate of Authenticity? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3808 Is France going to be pissed off if I buy the sub ? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3809 Yeah, it does still work but it’s audible signature sounds weirdly like “Give Me Three Steps” by Lynyrd Skynyrd. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3810 50 cents. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3811 Could I bundle that with the skis? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3812 Yes, it is unusual . But I was really looking for a rubber ducky . 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3813 Can I take her for a test dive? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3814 Do you have the tub for it? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3815 Mine us bigger. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3816 Does it have good gas mileage? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3817 ‘Do you provide a uniform with this purchase?’ 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3818 Does it come with a hat? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3819 I’ll trade you my Tesla. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3820 Can this be used in place of a guard dog? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3821 I'll cut you a deal - the sub and the videos for 10G. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3822 How much for the submarine? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3823 My wife told me it had to go. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
3824 Gday! Is this nuclear powered, because I may have a quick buyer, mate! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3825 Yeah, and it comes with intel on nuclear propulsion. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3826 It’s $3 billion, but... includes delivery. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3827 The full size version can be delivered to your house at no extra charge 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
3828 This is a vintage Trident, not a vintage Poseidon. It was not in the movie. Nice try “Sean Connery” 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3829 We’re just trying to raise minimum wage. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3830 Do I have to be at least seventeen to drive it? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
3831 And is that big fish for sale? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3832 Does it come with a full tank? 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3833 How much baking soda does it take per dive? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3834 Congrats, you found Red October. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3835 Does it come with a rubber duck? The one for sale across the street comes with a rubber duck. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3836 My wife wants me to walk to work more. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3837 Mileage? I average about 30 years on one tank of enriched uranium-235. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3838 That's a good price--but does it work? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3839 One trillion dollars. As-is. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3840 Yes, it comes with an 85" Samsung QLED 4K Smart TV. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3841 I'll come down to $2 billion. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3842 I'm sorry, Captain Noah, but your giraffes are eating our day lilies. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3843 I know it's not cheap, but the ability to destroy your enemy's capital never has been. AND it run on regular... 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3844 It’s a certified used submarine. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3845 Can I get this for Australia? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3846 Just checking that it’s okay for me to park behind the submarine? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3847 I’m sorry but I can’t do it at that price unless you throw in the launch codes.” 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3848 It’s yours for free…if you can move it. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3849 What's the resale value on this? 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
3850 We're trying to make it more of a Military-Industrial Simple. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3851 So it's $10? but what does it mean "shipping not included"? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3852 Global Warming has us in bit of a pinch. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3853 how much for the bike? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3854 The instruction manual is in the glove department. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3855 I just used it to make sandwiches 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3856 Do you have the peanut butter sandwich? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3857 Do you still have the torpedoes? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3858 I’ll take two of your subterranean blue-plated specials - what’s the quantity discount on them? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3859 It's been in the family a long time,so it's hard to let it go. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3860 That button? Klaxon, klaxoff. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3861 come on man, you can do better than that, the nuclear reactor doesn't even work well 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3862 I’d buy it, but the crew would never respect me. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3863 I'll take it to go. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3864 Can I borrow it for a project on sunk costs? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3865 Does it come with the original box? 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
3866 Is the instruction manual included? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3867 Yes, I have a vested interest in rising sea levels. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3868 Yes, it's still fully armed, but you'd need to update the nuclear codes. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3869 Does this come with or without missiles? 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
3870 Does it come with the original crew? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3871 What do you mean, your garage is bigger on the inside? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3872 For an extra two bucks I'll throw in this cool uniform. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
3873 Son, I could sell it to you but then I'd have to kill ya. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3874 My father left us, and my mother needs a sub to complete our nuclear family. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3875 I'll take everything off your hands if you throw in the blimp. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3876 I'll throw in some free nautical terms. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3877 It gets about 1 mile per gallon. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3878 Can I bring it back if it doesn't work? 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3879 Do you have a license for torpedoes? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3880 Yep, brought it in in a diplomatic pouch. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3881 Does she run? Of course, she puts the "yar" in yard sale. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3882 Two bucks? And it only goes underwater? How about I take it for 35 cents. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3883 Turns out that we're not happy with what the Aussies are willing to pay. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3884 How much do you want for the submarine? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3885 Do you mind if I take it for a test drive. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3886 This sale is for the Navy Yard. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3887 Would you take $1.5 billion, cash? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3888 If you ask me the price,you will be charged with espionage. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3889 This one comes with a free tow. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3890 Do you have anything to decorate in yellow? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3891 Sorry, no parking on the grass. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3892 If you need to ask how much?, You can't afford it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3893 Does it include the captain’s costume? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3894 I’m sorry, young man. Your offer is sub-par. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3895 Does it have Apple CarPlay? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3896 Will this submarine be able to dive in my swimming pool. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3897 Do you have the owners manual? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3898 Perfect for our above ground pool 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3899 I like it. But can you prove it's only had one owner? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3900 I didn't see a sticker on that, is that included in the 3 for $5 deal? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3901 Its secrets are extra. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3902 We lost the instruction manual but it almost runs itself. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3903 The periscope is broken so I can let you have it for $2 billion. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3904 Can I get it have tuna and mayo? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3905 Does this come in anything other than gray? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3906 I'm underwater on the loan. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3907 Only one owner. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3908 How 'bout 30$ and you throw in the cook. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3909 It originally cost the government 5 billion dollars, but it's yours if you can just get it out of here. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3910 Yeah I'm negotiable, just name your best price. I would keep it but my wife says it has to go. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3911 No, the other submarine. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3912 G'day! How much for your submarine? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3913 Well,people like to watch them race 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3914 Of course, it’s a brand new French Submarine. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3915 And you took her up Penobscot River just like any regular boat? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3916 Young man, it is not for sale, I’m retiring after 35 years. I chose to travel via submarine so I can avoid people, land, and air, for which all are no longer safe. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3917 We're interested in acquiring ploughshares now. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3918 Paint it yellow and live in it! I don’t care! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3919 Is that the best you can do? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3920 You say it’s French? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3921 G'day! I had my eye on the subby, but my French friend Manny wants to sell his to me... what kind of deal can you give me? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3922 We were ordered back,no more remote work. It’s got a great Zoom setup! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3923 Is this the submarine I saw advertised? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3924 I went under. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3925 Sorry, I can't deliver. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3926 Forward torpedo tubes or not, you still need to display an Uber sign. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3927 There's nothing wrong with it, my wife just wants more room in the basement. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3928 Does it come with a sub trailer? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3929 Is the sub equipped? Or are the bombs extra? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3930 think mark think you will outlive every insignificant being in the universe, what will you have after 5000 years. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3931 Do you think you can put it in a bag for me please? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3932 Sorry, I can't deliver it to your house, but it can deliver 4 ICBM's to your house. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3933 What will you take for the nuke? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3934 But does it have Wi-Fi? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3935 Can you deliver that? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3936 But it says 'Made in 1949'. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3937 I cannot permit you to "kick the tires" at this time. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3938 No, it's not a soft-serve icecream van, but for an extra 50 I can get a soft-serve machine fitted. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3939 How low can you go with this one? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3940 General Flynn . . . 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3941 No, I do not have a bigger one. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3942 Is this the French model? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3943 Okay, but I only accept Bitcoin. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3944 Do you ship to Australia? 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3945 Do you take checks? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3946 A few chips short of a launch? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3947 Its only had one owner, old lady, barely used, you wanna see the car fax? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3948 Can you do in situ sublease? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3949 Yes, you’ll need a special parking permit. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3950 I'm interested in this sub. Can you tell me about the closet space? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3951 The Bargain Hunt For Red October 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3952 it runs great other than the periscope 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3953 Can I use it for AirBnB or Uber? 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3954 The 'company property' policy was vague, so there's no issue. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3955 Does it run? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3956 Yes,we do have an easy payment plan. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3957 Sorry, but that's not for sale. I just have no other place to keep it. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
3958 No, young man. It's not an adult toy. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3959 I didn’t know about the no wake zone. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3960 Do I look like I’ll give you a lower price? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3961 You take paper clips from the supply cabinet. It’s the same. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3962 Sorry, my bathtub isn't quite big enough 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3963 Even with the odd barnacle and slippage in speed, she still can run silent, run deep. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3964 I'll trade you my bobby pin for that blimp. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3965 Can I pay in installments? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3966 Wait, I’ll give you 10 billion more than you’re asking. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3967 Does that come with towing? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3968 You should know, it came with a defect. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3969 Always prepared #GlobalWarming 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3970 Does this come with the original receipt? In case I get too guilty about the carbon footprint and want to return it to the store. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3971 I'll take a sub. Hold the barnacles. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3972 If I buy it, can you ship it? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3973 Are u selling parts? I could use a DVD player. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3974 Why, yes, our budget is in the trillions. Why do you ask? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3975 If you come back Sunday and it's still here I'll let it go for two hundred and thirty five million. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3976 I only accept payment in taxes for that one. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3977 So, Nemo, did you miss the left at the Sargasso Sea? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3978 Would you consider a sub rental? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3979 G’day, mate, they left it "On the Beach". 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3980 We’re charging a boat load but you’ll save a bundle on dock and slip charge. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3981 It was running when parked. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3982 It’s a Deepfake! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3983 Red October is right there. Not much of a hunt, if you ask me. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3984 It comes with a free user manual in a peanut butter sandwich. submitted by Frosti Talley 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3985 Sure, it looks cool, but what's the nautical mileage per gallon? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3986 Yep, we never bought another one from Wilson after that. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3987 It retailed for 500 million but I'll take $20 for it. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3988 This is from fast and furious, not the war that killed millions of innocent people, including babies, and wrecked peoples whole lives. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3989 Yes, I think I could use this. Please wrap it up for me! 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3990 50 bucks and no espionage charge is my final offer. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3991 I only got a watch when I retired. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3992 I got it for cheap in France. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3993 Does it take premium? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3994 I'll take the life sized battleship game, but Where are the rest of the pieces? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3995 This non-nuclear one's left over from the Australia deal? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3996 I suppose if it gets the girls I can manage 50 million 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3997 Don't worry about a background check. There is a U-Boat garage sale loophole. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3998 No, sorry, the remote was lost. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3999 Can I see the bathtub? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
4000 Yes, it's vegan - including the nuclear engine. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
4001 So… if I buy the submarine will you throw in the TV? 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
4002 $50 million is a little steep. How about $45? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4003 That's an admirable price, but can you do a little lower? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4004 Are you sure it was only driven by a little old lady named Hillary? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4005 How much is the trailer? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4006 Is it okay if I park my brand new submarine on your lawn? Parking this thing fucking sucks I don’t know why I decided to buy this 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4007 Does it come with any accessories? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4008 If the government catches you with it though, you didn't buy it from me. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
4009 That's not for sale, son. It's just something I keep nearby in case Greta is right. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4010 I only want one, can you break the set? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4011 If you take the sub, I'll throw in the skis for free. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
4012 Take my house and my car, but the submarine is not for sale. I'm married to the sea 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4013 Could you ship this to me by Christmas? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
4014 No background check required? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4015 That sub's going to cost you a bit more than a $5 footlong. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
4016 I'll give you four bucks for the sub." 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
4017 You touch, you break, you pay. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4018 Carbon footprint my ass, have you seen the daiquiri suite? 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
4019 The wife is Marie Kondoing it. She says it doesn’t bring her joy. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
4020 Tried to give it to the Taliban, but they didn't need it 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4021 Wife says my war souvenirs are taking up too much space around the house" 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4022 If you can get it off my lawn 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4023 Do you have the Subfax sheet on it? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
4024 That's not a sub, son, that's the Navy's first robotic vacuum cleaner. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
4025 First you hunted, but now you must haggle for Red October 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
4026 I'm thinking of going nuclear on a budget. How much for the submarine? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
4027 Without tax, what's the sub total? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4028 Does the sub come with a remote control? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4029 You'll need 34 tons of baking powder and an extra large bath tub. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4030 I got it when my mortgage went underwater. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4031 I appreciate the blimp-sized parking space. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4032 It doesn't come in green. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4033 I'm sorry but the crew is sold separately. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4034 If it doesn't have nuclear-arsenal, I don't buy any yard. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4035 You wouldn't by chance have two? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4036 That's not part of the sale, I'm working from home. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4037 So, is the submarine in good condition? When was the oil changed last? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4038 I'll throw in the skis for free. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4039 Can I buy just the torpedos? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4040 Is it GPS- enabled? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4041 Has this been gently used? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4042 Can you give me a hand with this? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4043 No, the torpedos went with the other submarine I sold this morning. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4044 Are you sure you have a big enough pool for that? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
4045 It doesn't fit in my basement." 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
4046 The humanity is not included. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
4047 Does it at least come with a captain’s hat? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
4048 Is this one of the things you brought home from work? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
4049 Ninety nine cents for the sub. For the extra two lawn flamingoes, half a billion. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
4050 If you're a submarine commander, I 'am Mickey Mouse. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
4051 Does it come with life vests? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
4052 You can have it for 1 cent if you promise to recycle it 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
4053 got one in yellow? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
4054 Downsizing the man cave? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
4055 Hey bub,how much for the sub? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
4056 So, what’s the damage? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4057 Toss in a warranty and you've got a deal. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4058 What if I get it home, and it doesn't work? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4059 Would it float if I filled it with helium? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4060 Do you have the original packaging? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4061 If it was nuclear I wouldn't be selling it for only 50 million, now would I kid? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4062 I could tell you the mileage. But then I'd have to kill you. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4063 That? Foxtrot-class decommissioned sub, $140 million or best offer. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4064 Dad says “maybe,” but he wants to see the title. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4065 Well yes, but it leaks. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4066 I'll accept a case of toilet paper in exchange. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4067 Ringo sent me. Is there a paint store nearby? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4068 Will you take a fiver for it? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4069 It was in the Macy’s 1958 Thanksgiving Day Parade….. No, it doesn’t submerge under water - unless you deflate it. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4070 We don't deliver but I'll throw in a hardened crew. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4071 Ok young man, you drive a hard bargain. Buy the skis AND a CD, and I’ll throw in the sub. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4072 No, son, I don't care how big your bathtub is, I can't sell it to a minor. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4073 In case that isn't just a lawn decoration, is there room for a good cook onboard? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4074 " Do you have a nuclear reactor in your backyard?" 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4075 What’s the knots on that one? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4076 It looks like the submarine has a couple dents. Will you take a quarter? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4077 Finally! The bigger boat I've needed for years. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4078 Will my drone license cover this? 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
4079 No, I don't have one in yellow. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4080 Do you have more than one for sale? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4081 Missiles are sold separately. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4082 Can I take this down for a test ride? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
4083 So is that diesel or nuclear? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4084 In terms of depth, it can submerge to 1000 feet. If you're asking about price, I will go no lower than $13.75. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4085 I know it's last year's model, but I have to stand firm at $20 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4086 A rain check on the yellow submarine? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4087 It's not for sale, that's my lawn decoration. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4088 Nuclear armed? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4089 Atómico, se dice atómico 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
4090 I knew we'd meet again someday. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
4091 Son,with this boat you can drop-in on Santa Claus year ‘round, no invitation required! 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
4092 The Hunt for Red October II: Deep Discount 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
4093 So the vehicle history has only one deposed despot? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4094 It's a great gag gift. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4095 That’s why it’s a yard sale, not a garage sale. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4096 Sorry, I sold the missiles yesterday. Still got some torpedos, though, I'll throw them in for another fifty 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4097 Will this help if my house is underwater? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4098 Add another 200K to that 750 billion, and I'm your bitch. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
4099 Is that nuclear or electric powered? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4100 I was never there, not aware, and have no knowledge of any particular operation. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4101 I no longer need to work from home. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4102 How many leagues are on this thing? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4103 Is its name "Hindenburg"? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4104 I noticed there's a hole in this. Are you firm on the price? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4105 Tell you what, son. Make it and even $25 million and I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4106 Do you have another one in yellow? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4107 How much for the phallic symbol? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4108 I'll take the Sub... You bring the ocean to my house. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
4109 Yard sale hunting for Red October. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
4110 Is it full of juice 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4111 I received this in lieu of my retirement benefits! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4112 I got it when I was working from home. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
4113 Did you say, "Is it in working order"? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4114 I believe somebody wrote a homophobic slur on your sidewalk 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4115 I tried selling it to a foreign government, but somebody else got there first. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4116 Its 250 billion dollars" "Would you take 20? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4117 Does it come with the ocean? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4118 I'm applying to Annapolis, Skipper. A photo of me with it might help. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4119 ...comes with provenance? 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
4120 you mind helping me put it in my car? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4121 The neighborhood association asks that the sign be changed to say that it is full of crew members. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
4122 Must have this for one of my tiktoks… How much? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4123 It was only used by a little old lady to drive to Church on Sunday! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
4124 It's $5, sir, but no, it doesn't have Netflix. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
4125 Don't you have any regular subs? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
4126 Have you anything a bit smaller? This one’s too big for my bathtub. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
4127 I thought the town yard sale was next week 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
4128 Yes, I understand that you commanded it. But that doesn’t mean you could take it. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
4129 We’re having a sale because the house is underwater. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
4130 We're underwater with the mortgage. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
4131 Does it come with the batteries? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4132 You expect me to believe this is powered by hamsters? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4133 The torpedos are extra. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4134 Honey you wouldn't believe the deal I got on that Sub! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
4135 Yeah, perfect tiny house if you’re tidal. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
4136 Yes, it's a UFO. No, it doesn't come with batteries. —Mike O'Malley, Trumbull, CT 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4137 No, I don’t have it in yellow. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4138 May I take it for a test run? 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
4139 No, we do not offer free-shipping. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4140 It is just a prop to attract people! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4141 What type of sound system does this puppy have? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4142 $2.2 billion for the sub, 2 bucks for the captain hat. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
4143 unleaded or premium? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4144 Will it float if we fill it with helium, we can use new floater for the parade. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4145 I’ll fill it with helium and float it in the parade. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
4146 Oh, you meant a hoagie. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4147 As is." - Pete Ballard, Chicago, I 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4148 Of course it comes with torpedios! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4149 What are you asking for the BBQ? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4150 Five bucks. The nuclear warheads will cost you an extra six million. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4151 My dad brings home stuff from work, too. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4152 How much for the motorhome? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4153 We all lived in that yellow submarine. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4154 Congress decided to fund children for some reason, so no, the submarine isn't included in the red tag sale. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4155 My wife did say to pick up a sub on the way home 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4156 This deal went down... 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4157 Will you hold it for me until it rains real real hard? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4158 I'm not familiar with Mr. Knotts' body of work, but to my knowledge this was never used in a movie. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4159 The navigational array's a bit wonky but otherwise it's in tip-top shape. 25 bucks. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4160 Have there been any 2nd Amendment problems with it? 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
4161 I'll take the skis if you throw in the airbus for free. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4162 50,000 bitcoins and a non-disclosure agreement 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
4163 Hi, I’m a child - not a secret agent intent on overthrowing your pitiful government. Can we buy that? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4164 What are the social distancing rules in that? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4165 We bought the design from Jonathan Toebbe 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
4166 Just so you know, it runs on plutonium. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
4167 Before you buy it do you want to take for a test run? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
4168 I’ll take the sub and the skis. I’m going to make a killer TikTok. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
4169 Sold as is, there are no pictures of the inside nor are any allowed...ever. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
4170 Yours? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4171 $50 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4172 Happy to buy all your crap,but you gotta throw in the ‘tin an’,for me to take it all away! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4173 It's the French one. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4174 It won’t fit in the pool. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4175 Does this submarine come with seamen? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4176 Yes it's for sale, since I'm not working from home anymore. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4177 How many knots does it get to a gallon? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4178 I had one just like that as a kid. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4179 Two Million Dollars? How about four hundred fifty dollars and another fifty if you throw in the nuclear codes? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4180 Tell you what; I’ll knock it down to $75 million in cash right now —AND you can have your pick of the VHS tapes. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4181 It was a sunk cost over time 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4182 How much for that thing? What the hell is it, anyway? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4183 If you go for the sub I’ll throw in the skis for free. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4184 Is this the "Monster Australian Overstock Sale!"? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4185 It fights climate change too!?.. I'll take it! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4186 Under a shield of invisibility. That's also for sale. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4187 Do you have a swimming pool big enough? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4188 Is there an app for that? 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4189 That's a strange thing to have at a yard sale. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4190 Is this what you mean by disarmament -- or is that really an apple pie? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4191 No, sorry, we can’t find the torpedoes. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4192 I think I'll paint it yellow. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4193 How much for the sub? I don't see a tag. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4194 Only lightly used for our home games of “Battleship.’ 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4195 It does make a statement. If I throw in an extra buck, will you help me load it on my trailer? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4196 I would love to take this off your hands, but I'm worried my wife would blow up. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4197 Yard here means Naval Yard. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4198 How much for the lawn? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4199 you got change for a twenty? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4200 Do you use it instead the shark from ikea? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4201 That’s not for sale, it’s part of our Halloween display 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4202 Sure, we can throw in the waterskis. But delivery is extra. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
4203 It's not for sale, son. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4204 Sorry, can't do $4.2B, holding steady at $4.21B 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4205 Is She seaworthy? 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4206 Does it come with Siri, or Alexa? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4207 How much for U-boat? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4208 If I also buy the submarine souvenir lunchbox, will you take 10 percent off? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
4209 I'm from the HOA and I've come to discuss the subdivision. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4210 I had to cover the yellow paint. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
4211 It works fine. I just dont use it any more. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4212 Hey mate, is thata diesel or ah nuke? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4213 No, I don’t have another one. This is a single. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4214 Name your price. My last business really went underwater. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4215 No, it does not come with the nuclear warheads. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
4216 Could you just sell me the schematics for this? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4217 Like they say, if you have to ask, you can't afford it! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4218 I guess it would also deter your neighbor's dog. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4219 Aren’t my taxes technically a down payment? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4220 can I park this on the street? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4221 A full crew and missiles are included. You have to supply the ocean" 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
4222 'It's a sunk cost." 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
4223 Sorry, I cannot disclose its provenance. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4224 Is this the barage sale? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4225 How much for the yard AND the ship? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4226 After the meeting, my boss said we could take home the left over drinks and subs. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4227 Shouldn't you ask less than what you asked Australia for it? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4228 We're selling them off because the Australians wanted the steering wheel on the right. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4229 I'll give $300 if you throw in the skis, too. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4230 I assume the crew is included. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4231 5 billion and I’ll throw in the skis. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4232 If I pay full price for the skis will you throw that in too? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4233 Can I get it gift wrapped? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4234 Do you come with the sub Admiral? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4235 That one's got sentinel value; it's been in my nuclear family for ages. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4236 If Australia won’t buy it, France thinks an American yard sale is its best option. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4237 Sure...I'll Venmo you. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4238 My wife said I couldn’t bring anything else INTO the house 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4239 Will I find the owners manual in a peanut butter sandwich, gum wrapper, or bandaid package? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4240 Add four wheels and it’s #vanlife! 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
4241 blame the Democrats 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4242 Throw in the floor mats and you got yourself a deal 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4243 'It's not for sale. That's my office.' 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
4244 Do you have something in a small? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4245 This is a silly question but does it still have torpedoes? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
4246 Is this related to the yellow submarine? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4247 All Sales are Final 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
4248 Do you mind if I park my boat in your yard, while I’m browsing? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
4249 ...does it come with Google maps? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
4250 I can neither confirm nor deny the vessels it's existence, sir, but I can confirm it's collection only. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
4251 I don't care what you heard - it does not come with free chips and a soda. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4252 No,it was never painted yellow. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4253 Have any Legos though? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4254 A quarter? Don't insult me. Lowest I'll go is fifty cents. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4255 Do you come with the submarine? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4256 My wife said if that I want an RV, the boat has to go. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4257 Do you have it in short? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4258 You have a sharp eye. My side gig is as an uber driver. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4259 Do you have the original wheels? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4260 France had some extras. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4261 With the Democrats in power, it's only a matter of time before they're regulated. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4262 Does it come with a bathtub? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4263 No, it does not come with instructions. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4264 Bitcoin only for the sub. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4265 And a complimentary tank of water comes with it. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4266 Perfect, but does that include gift wrapping ? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4267 It's gutted, but the porn is in there. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4268 I’d offer more but I’m a bit underwater right now. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4269 Not to worry, young man, it is diesel powered, not nuclear. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4270 I don’t think that will fit in my bathtub. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4271 So, you say you're moving out of the country? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4272 Mind if I take it out for a test ride? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4273 I'd like to keep it, but I'm under water on it." "I'd like to keep it, but I'm under water on the payments. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4274 Will you take universal healthcare in exchange? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4275 Find the cat. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4276 If I buy it are there any secrets in there that I could be arrested for? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
4277 Can I take it to the lake? 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
4278 I've already got one of those. Do you have any aircraft carriers for sale? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4279 Do you see a tag on it? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4280 The nuclear core is scratched. Will you take $.25? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4281 So you're saying the Red October was hiding behind your record collection and a golf set all these years? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4282 Where do you put the batteries? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4283 My wife got the above-ground pool in the divorce. That's why I have to sell my sub. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4284 Where are the torpedoes stored, should I need them? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4285 If you buy the iMac, I'll throw it in for free. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4286 Wie viel kostet es? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4287 No, I can't give you a receipt for it. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4288 I brought some twine. Can you help me load ‘er? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4289 Sold as-is, $500 OBO, haven’t checked the inside, you clean out the bodies. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4290 Can you throw in a couple of nuclear missiles? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4291 If I buy this will you hold it here until I come back with 230 of my friends who work out? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4292 Can I take a look inside? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4293 What do you say we bring excitement and value back into her? Wednesday is my science fair,and my project 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4294 When you buy this one you get the second one 50% off 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4295 Does it come with the original warheads ? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4296 How much for just the yard? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4297 Buy one get the sub free" 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
4298 The only reason I'm selling is the nuclear reactor is a little leaky. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4299 No, I don't have the owners manual." 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4300 Ten dollars. Cash. That's my last offer. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
4301 When I read that the French embassy was having a yard sale, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4302 How many miles are on it Mr. Macron” 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4303 Like brand new- it's only been flown once. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4304 Do you have a trailer that goes with that? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4305 What if I buy the ski's, the TV and sub all together, how much? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4306 That’s 2 billion, firm. It’s still in the shrink wrap. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4307 No, Carfax doesn’t include U.S. weapons of mass destruction. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4308 French garage sale 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4309 This beauty's only got 20,000 leagues on her. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4310 Hey, it's blocking my front door two blocks down. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4311 Does this model come with parking assist and the nuclear option? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4312 I believe I have found The Red October 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4313 Oh it’s British . . ehh I’ll give ya twenty bucks for it. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4314 Parlez-vous Français? Nous avons soudainement des sous-marins de rechange à vendre. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4315 Throw in a few Navy Seals and we gotta deal 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4316 Its only got 20,000 leagues on it with very little city driving. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4317 Does the sub come with torpedoes? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4318 Oh, because we lost the code. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4319 No, sir, I will not "drop a couple zeros" off of the asking price for the nuclear submarine. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4320 I won it in a poker game with Switzerland 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4321 Mind if I try it out in your pool? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4322 The Air Force is having a bake sale down the street. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4323 Sounds like we got a deal. Let me just check and see what the wife says 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4324 Will you take 30 for this thing AND the bicycle? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4325 Do you have anything bigger 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4326 How do I know you’re not wearing a wire? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4327 Are you willing to accept less? It has a bad leak. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4328 Does it come with solar panels? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4329 Please put it in a gift box! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4330 No test drives. As is. Cash. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4331 No...not for sale...we all live in the grey submarine, the grey submarine, the grey submarine". Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, O 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4332 I have to sell everything. My house is underwater. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
4333 No,I won 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4334 The submarine rides are two dollars. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4335 Does that come with the hat? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4336 The sign says "$250,000 and no questions asked." Precisely what part of that do you not understand, young man? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4337 I'm sorry. I thought this was a garage sale. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4338 As is, sonny, as is. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4339 Sorry, no. Cash only. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
4340 ‘It has few scratches in the back…if you add your sunglasses, I’ll give you 20$! ‘ 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4341 If you throw in the toaster I’ll take it 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4342 Even for a yard sale, the submarine and golf clubs are a little sub-par 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4343 Buy the TV, and I'll throw in the sub for 50 cents. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
4344 Does it have WiFi? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4345 You're not French, are you? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4346 Aye! Still runs silent. Still runs deep. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4347 I’m in a cover band. We’re gonna paint it yellow and make it our tour bus. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4348 How about 3? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
4349 This baby can go from zero to 20 knots in -- well, that's classified. -- Lucy Wang, Los Angeles, CA 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4350 That's cool. What do you want for the skis? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4351 This is a yard sale - that guy over there is having das Boot sale. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4352 Does it come with a crew or is that extra? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4353 That one? Seven Cs. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4354 Does this one have the leather interior with the contrast stitching? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4355 Does this come with a set of Steak Knives? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4356 Delivery will be extra. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4357 The market took a dive and now it's underwater. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4358 Two million with the golf clubs. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4359 I said, 'I'll gladly sell you its secrets.' Why do you keep asking me to repeat myself? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4360 If it comes with a supply of plutonium, I'll take it. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4361 You buy it, you haul it. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4362 Will it help me navigate the rough seas of my childhood and lead me to a career in the Navy so I can finally get those cool glasses you are wearing? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4363 Since the war ended they won't let me use it anymore. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4364 Do you deliver? To Sydney? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
4365 Make up your mind fast. It’ll be gone in the next rainstorm. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4366 73 Million including the golf clubs . 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4367 That's $3 billion. But for $3 billion and $5, I'll throw in the golf clubs. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4368 Hi my name's Paul. Do you have one of those in yellow? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4369 Dad,are you sure you wanna sell this? It came in really handy for getting away when it felt unsafe to fly. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4370 I thought they had teeth 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4371 Do you mean in "nautical" miles? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4372 We need this for our new ablum. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4373 So…you paid $16,000,000 for it in ‘65 but your kid never really played with it - how about $150? 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4374 How much will you pay me to take this off your hands. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4375 Son, you're looking for the Dock Sale. It's next door. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4376 The kids just outgrew it. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4377 Does this come with the flying lesson discount? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4378 I don't care if you used to get subs for $5, this one's different. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4379 I used to be a Uber driver. Switching to Lyft was a mistake. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4380 Well,you won’t have to mow much anymore. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4381 Where can I find the stern? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4382 Shoulda stuck to just taking home paperclips from the office.' 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
4383 It's Nu To Me. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4384 Is that on discount too ? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4385 Is it Kracken proof? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4386 So who at the Department of Defense do I contact for the title? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4387 The first owner was really underwater on the payments 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
4388 Can you deliver it to my bath tub? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4389 I'd keep it, but the HOA says it has to go. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4390 Après moi, le déluge 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4391 Does it use a lot of gas? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4392 Shipyard sale? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4393 No it doesn't make a buzzing sound like your mom's 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4394 Torpedeos NOT included!" 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4395 Your guest house is blocking my view of the park. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4396 So, how may nauts to the gallon? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4397 Is it nuclear and does it come with a cd? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4398 Yes I mind if you park their! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4399 It will make your pool the go-to-place in your he neighborhood! 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4400 And how much for [REDACTED]? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4401 For an extra ten bucks I’ll throw in a couple of cruise missiles.” 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4402 Sorry sonny, if you want the nuke sub delivered, it's cash only. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4403 Oh that sub? Yeah, runs great, sinks pretty good. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4404 Hey, it's supposed to be yellow! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4405 You're right - that's not "for sail." 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4406 I like it, but do you have anything smaller? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4407 Do you think we can get this in the back of my Prius? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4408 I didn't know you were allowed to keep the props Mr. Connery. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4409 Is it made in America" 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4410 Original? No. That was a cartoon. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4411 20 billion Euros, 40 billion francs, 50 billion dollars US/CAN--or best trade in offer. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4412 Does that price include torpedo's? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4413 $8,000,000,000 not including the captain’s uniform. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4414 Does this mean you're not going under? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4415 Does it come with military secrets? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4416 Now, does it come with an officer and a gentleman? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4417 Oh... that. Yeah, I got it in a Taliban Army-Navy Surplus store. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4418 How many nautical miles to the gallon? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4419 Yes, it’s perfect for teen drivers, but it’s a stick shift” Dean Parker Jersey City, N 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4420 I may have a couple of torpedoes that I can throw in for the right price. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4421 That's Admiral Hutchins to you, Brad, and no, it won't fit in your parent's swimming pool. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4422 Dad, if mom’s water skis don’t sell, is this our plan b to get out of our underwater mortgage? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4423 Are you included in the price? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4424 How much is that long, hard thing full of sea men? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4425 missing windshield wipers otherwise like new 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4426 How much parking water does it require? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4427 If I buy it, I need it delivered...to my pool. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4428 Sir, you can't park that thing here. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4429 Left over from Afghanistan? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4430 Does this come with a 10,000-league warranty? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
4431 Where can I buy the other half? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4432 Help me sell it and I’ll give you a commission. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4433 You say this thing was in a movie? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4434 I built it one piece at a time. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4435 How many air-miles on this thing? All International or local? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4436 It's collected dust since the twins went off to college. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4437 How many torpedoes does it have left? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
4438 The room is done up in shades of pink. Do you have one that would match? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4439 Sorry, Son, that's not for sale. It's a prop to sell Naval secrets. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4440 Can you sail it just past Walgreens's and park it in my parent's driveway until I get my driver's license? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4441 Why the low price? It’s a sunk cost. Alternate: That’s as low as I can go. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4442 We sold the cottage so it’s gotta go! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4443 Will you throw the uniform in for free? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4444 Do you charge for delivery? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4445 Got any extra torpedoes? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4446 We’ve been stockpiling these things for years, but now we need the extra space. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4447 Without fissile uranium, she's just a metal husk of what she could be. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4448 You should see the size of my bath tub. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4449 It gets approximately 500,000 mpg. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4450 Would you mind moving that? It's crushing my hedges. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4451 I'll bet it's a blast to drive. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4452 Sure, I’ll throw in the hat and some yellow paint. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4453 Yes, Bill Belichick autographed it but he used invisible ink. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4454 I just woke up one morning and it was there... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4455 The cost is only $20, but your taxes take a steep hike. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4456 Slightly used. We're just downsizing. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4457 Bon Jour, I represent the French Government. Are you selling this to Australia? . 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4458 I used to have one of these but my wife made me sale it at our last yard”sale 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4459 $20 is the lowest I can do. Trust me, it's already a sunken cost! 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4460 They sent it to me in Afghanistan, but I guess no one told the admiral it was a desert 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4461 I’ve been working from home lately. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4462 Nuke, or no Nuke? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
4463 Will you take fifty cents for it? 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
4464 ya, it’s just been sitting in the driveway so we figured maybe someone else was in need. we could go for a loop around the block if you want to feel out the suspension. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
4465 I bought it on ebay from a site in Ukraine for bitcoins 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4466 How many nautical miles on her? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4467 The sub has low mileage. It was only driven by an old lady to church on Sundays. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4468 For that item we only accept taxpayer dollars 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4469 Mint condition. Never been in the water. And includes the torpedoes. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4470 Mind if I park my submarine here? I got tickets to the Mariners game. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4471 Batteries not included, but I'll throw in my 'Esther Williams, the Early Years' collection. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4472 Is it locally sourced? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4473 Not a problem. It runs for years on a single baseball-sized chunk of U-235. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4474 You’re right, it really is a “me boat!” 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4475 Son, this Citizen United , corporation are people too 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
4476 2.8 billion dollars and I throw in the skis. Final offer. Take it or leave it. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4477 We had to make room for junior's new drone. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4478 The city said it's too big for yard art. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4479 Does this come with or without the ethical implications of war? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4480 The odd yard sale with the classy brought from work thing. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4481 But does it self-park? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4482 I was really hoping to find one in yellow. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4483 Does it come in pink? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4484 only 15,000 leagues? by a little old lady? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4485 And how much do you want for the spaceship. oh! You willing to let me pay in installments? Oh for three years? You’ve got a deal. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4486 Diesel or nuc? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4487 Do you think this would be great for my child's birthday present? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4488 Sorry, I can't guarantee if it will get you some hot chicks. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4489 Do you have this in miniature? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4490 I don’t care what Mr. Ramius says, this one’s clearly gray and it’s NOVEMBER! 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4491 What I really love about flea markets is the history of things 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4492 Really? You only drove it to church on Sundays? 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
4493 Do you still have the manual that came with? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
4494 I bought it from a little old lady from Pasadena. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4495 Crikey! These ones are even cheaper than Frances. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4496 I love my kayak but I do see the advantage of having a telescope Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4497 Does it come with a Carfax? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4498 Master. I mean, “Mister.” Is this car priceless ? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4499 No, that's not a Prius. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4500 excuse me sir, is this yours, or are you welling it for someone else? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4501 No, I'm just looking 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4502 How sea-worthy is she? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4503 Does it come with nuclear torpedoes? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4504 So it’s flood resistant and can sleep as many as 160, and only needs refueling every 10 years. Only downside is the need for tanning beds. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4505 The screen door sells separately. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4506 No, there haven't been any other previous owners. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4507 I’ll make you an offer but pilot not included. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4508 ¨Barracuda or not, I´m not paying full asking with that Aussie flag still on the back.¨ 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4509 It's pronounced noo kyoo ler. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4510 She negotiable? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4511 How far can you come down? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4512 Is it waterproof? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4513 The peanut butter sandwich? 75,000. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4514 Most employers give you a gold watch when you retire... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4515 It belonged to a little old lady who never sailed it more than 18,000 leagues under the sea. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4516 Is the periscope included? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4517 Very low mileage. I was in Iraq. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4518 It's a Chinese knockoff from Amazon?? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4519 I'm selling it to pay off my underwater mortgage. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4520 Yeah, the sub. Do you deliver it,sir? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4521 Don't you think two billion is a bit high for a yard sale? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4522 Tell you what kid, if you can get it cranked, you can have it. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4523 Did you get it as a retirement gift? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4524 You can’t find these anywhere. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4525 I told you to park in on the back patio! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4526 Sure, $18, we washed up during Hurricane Ida. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4527 How did I get it here? Well, it's a flying submarine, sonny. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4528 My wife wants it gone, so essentially you can have it if you can haul it. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4529 Price is $3,400,000,000. Condition is classified. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4530 If I can get hold of my friend Hugo it's a deal. He's got a pickup truck. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4531 I worked from home for a while.” 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
4532 I’m looking for a His and Hers. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4533 Probably not sea-worthy??!" Tell 'Dad' to come say that to my face 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4534 No you can’t buy just the nuclear reactor. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4535 do you have a nuclear option? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4536 would you throw in the golf clubs for free? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4537 We had to sell. We’re just under water. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4538 Yeah, I hate to part with it, but my portfolio is completely underwater. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4539 It was quite expensive when he bought it.” @rachelargent 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4540 Yeah, you can have it for a dollar. It's not very good for fishing. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4541 Sure. It could be an overcompensating phallic symbol. Or maybe sometimes a sub is just a sub. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4542 No leaks? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4543 As is and no test drives. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4544 Do you offer free ground shipping? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
4545 So, what size bathtub were you thinking of using it in? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4546 $1.2 billion, cash only. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4547 How much for the military submarine? That's classified. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4548 It deeply pains me, son, but I'm letting it go for only $1.5 billion, 50% off retail price. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4549 Sir, the Navy yard is two blocks that way. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4550 Yes sir. This particular model does include Tomahawk missiles and can fitted with intercontinental ballistic missiles for additional fee. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4551 Sean Connery dropped it off last week. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4552 No, no free delivery. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4553 You know I'm offering above upper range in its salvage value... would you rather spend trying to break it? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4554 Do they know it’s missing? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4555 I’ll take it if you show me where the stealth mode button is again. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4556 You must show your valid GRU ID first 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
4557 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
4558 How much for their debut album cover? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4559 The Tridents are separate 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4560 Can I try it outbefore I buy? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4561 I already got the plans off the internet. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4562 Full disclosure, son. It's entirely Lego. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4563 Not if you have any connections with the Chinese military. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4564 Do you have any other colors in the back? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4565 As is…..no returns. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4566 Hey Sgt. Pepper, if I buy the skis, will you throw in the bouncy house? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4567 All sales as is and final. Really final. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4568 What did you use it for? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4569 My yard has been designated a bellwether for Sino-American relations. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4570 The sub's not for sale – we're renting the parking space. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4571 I´ll trade you my Yogi Berra card for it. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4572 For you? Twenty-five cents. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4573 I'll give you a good deal, only because I am tired of using the back door to the house. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4574 It comes with chips and a drink. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4575 Trailer's been sold. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4576 Do you mind if I reserve it for free and never contact you again? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4577 You think you would qualify as an ADU? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4578 Is this made in China?” 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4579 We're all Nukes now, so they told me I could take my boat home. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4580 The bike’s four dollars, the sub 2.5 trillion. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4581 I'm sorry, we don't deliver 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4582 Is it part of a pair? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4583 When your retired, did you have a problem downsizing? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
4584 Sure, but is it a "me" boat? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4585 Do you have change for $10 billion? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4586 Monsieur, I do not care if you are not happy with votre purchase. You are not getting ze sixty billion dollars back. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4587 Does it still have all its torpedoes? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4588 It's not for sale. We bought it to spice up our garden a bit. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4589 You used to mothball this stuff. Seems like you guys are getting a little desperate in the budget department. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4590 Does the submarine come with an instruction manual? And a Big Flood guarantee? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4591 Nuclear batteries included? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4592 Has the warranty expired? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4593 Does it have a history of flood-damage? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4594 I was wondering if you had that in yellow? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4595 Excuse me, did you pay the HAO fees for that? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4596 I was hoping for fewer miles. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4597 Is there free 1-day shipping with this one? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4598 Can I check with my parents first? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4599 You know, it looked a little bigger in the flyers. Knock off $100 and you got a deal. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4600 If you have to ask... 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4601 I’m looking to replace my screen door; it just doesn’t fit in 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4602 Would the passengers like to come to the yard sale. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4603 Finding of the Red October. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4604 Yes, the sub is only 25 cents but if you want help loading it onto your car .... 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4605 CARFACTS says there was only one owner and no accidents. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4606 No, you haul. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4607 Free with the golf clubs. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4608 Just how big is your bathtub? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4609 Is delivery extra? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4610 Is that a hoagie or a sub? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4611 So *this* is what you meant by Red October Tag Sale. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4612 What are you a Magneto or something? Get out of my yard hot shot! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4613 Welcome to Odessa, you’re running the operation? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4614 My, my, neighbor, when I said you could use my lawn for the yard sale, that's not what I expected. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
4615 Have you got the Yellow one? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4616 Full disclosure, some assembly is required. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4617 Oh the mileage is great. 10 years on a pound of uranium You’re sure you’re not from North Korea Great for the next pandemic 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4618 I’m asking $750 million, firm, but I could throw in a book from this table to sweeten the deal. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4619 I'm selling it as is. There's no guarantee the torpedoes work. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4620 My Dad just traveled in a private rocket into space. I’d like to buy him this for him for his birthday. I have cash. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4621 Yes! This is the penis of Bernard Welt … look way back there … he’s waving 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4622 Datsa U- boat? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4623 Zum Beispiel: seven forty a yard ? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4624 France built it, couldn't sell it. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4625 It's shape would make a wonderful skate board space. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4626 Sure Jack, you can buy it. How long did you say you have been hunting for 'Red October' ? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4627 No it’s not a rock n roll memorabilia. The submarine you’re interested in is yellow. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4628 Is this pre owned or pre-pre-owned? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4629 No, you have to move it. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4630 I'll take two. Extra mustard, easy on the lettuce. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4631 I have financing but I'll need to take it for a dive first. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4632 Does it play 'It's a Long Way to Tipperary?' 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
4633 The spoils of war, son. $10. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4634 It's a little rusty. Will you take $150 million? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4635 Like new, only used once. $1 and you haul it away. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4636 Yes, shipping to North Korea will be extra 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4637 Hi....any chance I can sell my submarine at your yard sale ? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4638 I have a twin brother. Do you have another one? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4639 It’s a studio prop from “The Hunt For Red October” 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4640 Has it been leak tested? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4641 Does that come with Uranium? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4642 Ringo Starr not included with purchase of submarine. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4643 That's confidential. All I can say is that it costs nine dollars and you are responsible for transporting it. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4644 No, young man. You may not use the submarine toilet. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4645 Yes, it's a one-use item. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4646 How much for your little piece of history? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4647 I'm selling it becasue it doesn't fit in my garage. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4648 It's as is, and no delivery. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4649 It's my Mom's old training bra 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4650 Sorry Son. Delivery is YOUR problem. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4651 Yes, it comes with crew, nukes, and our platinum warranty on the drive train. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4652 Its an early retirement perk 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4653 ...are torpedoes included? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4654 When you sold me this, you never mentioned it runs on nuclear power, not batteries. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4655 He ran out of room in the bunker. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4656 Water conservation? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4657 I’ll give you a quarter 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4658 I'm just not willing to pay more than the GDP of the wealthiest country I could conquer with it. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4659 Someone once told me,"one who go out so much as you have very few clothes" I told them I don't chase fashion amigos 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
4660 Do you take credit? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4661 Can I leave it there and move in" 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
4662 The old saying applies to all boats: If you have to ask ... . 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4663 And to think, just this morning I had “Hey Jude” stuck in my head. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4664 It's not for sale. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4665 I'm a libertarian 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4666 Can you go any lower? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4667 Does it come with free shipping? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4668 Sorry, I'm selling it as as - no warranty, no returns. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4669 How much for a yard of that? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4670 Were most of the miles city or intergalactic highway? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4671 But what kind of mileage does it get on land? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4672 It followed me home, but I can't keep it. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4673 I think it's more than a yard though... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4674 We both know my tax dollars paid for this. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4675 That thing? It used to be cool… but now everyone has one. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4676 I'll sell it for five bucks as long as you don't buy one from the French's down the street. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4677 If you throw in a dozen nuclear warheads and move it down the block to my front yard, we have a deal. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4678 Guy down the road is offering two for one, can I get a better deal here? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4679 It's fifteen bucks per yard 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4680 I can let you have it for that price, but you have to have your own Kraken to move it. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4681 Sir, where is, as is, sir. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4682 Deal! Just help me load it in the car 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4683 1-800-77-subs-for-kids🎶 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4684 I always wanted one of these to play with in my bathtub 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
4685 Jimmy Carter blessed this boat and served as it's Captain for 4 years. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4686 Like new from French Navy Surplus. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4687 That’s not for sale, I just can’t fit it in my garage. But can I interest you in some DVDs? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4688 Clearly, it wasn't going to fit between two slices of bread! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4689 How do I know that it won’t torpedo my life too? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4690 Is it nuclear or diesel? Neither, it’s inflatable! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4691 Do you come with the U-boat? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4692 Do you take consignments? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4693 I asked for a LIMO!! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4694 Well,we paid $3.5 billion for Her but I have some room from there 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4695 Does it comes with the bathtub? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4696 Is it hot? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4697 Do you have the shop manual for it? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4698 It's a steal at 3 billion! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4699 Yessir,I might have the manual somewhere. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4700 No, it is not part of a video gaming system. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4701 IS THIS A PART OF THE YARD SALE? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4702 Throw in the TV and its a deal. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4703 Does it come with torpedoes? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4704 Is this above water? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4705 It's a marital aid. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4706 The guy on the next block is selling one for 1/2 the price you’re asking and his has nuclear propulsion. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4707 I don’t know anything about sub-prime, sir, but I’ll give you $20 for that prime sub. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4708 Excuse me,Sir... Will you accept payments for this item? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
4709 Is it slightly used? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4710 As Is, but I saw that Johnson' had some nuclear warheads earlier." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4711 The subs secrets, why buy the secrets when you can get the whole sub? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4712 Does the cost of the submarine include a month's supply of nuclear fuel?" Vipin Bery,Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4713 We can deliver anywhere in the world. Just make your best offer. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4714 I found it at work, are you interested in buying it? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4715 Can I first take it out for a spin down under?" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4716 I would have thought with rising sea levels that you would have had more use for it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4717 Easy. One piece at a time. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4718 So this is where you've been hiding the Red October all these years. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4719 If I buy the sub is delivery included in the price?" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4720 I’ll take six billion and not a billion less. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4721 Can we get a hand loading this into our pickup? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4722 Would you come down to 25 million? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4723 Oui, mais parle-t-elle français? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4724 Thats a submarine actually 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4725 Will you take two dollars for this? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4726 Does it come with a manual 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4727 It was my retirement gift but I got tired playing with it 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4728 Delta can't compete with that OTHER DELTA! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4729 No, I wanted the "Rolex Submariner". 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4730 Don't be silly...of course the nukes are included. And since it's getting late, I'll throw in a copy of "War and Peace" here on the table. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4731 Sure it's a bargain, but recharging the nuke fuel cells will cost over $2.7 billion! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4732 Half a billion dollars? Are you kidding? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4733 May I interest you in the infamous ‘Lead Zeppelin’? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4734 It’s not from any war. I thought they meant Submarine sandwich. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4735 Damn you! This is exactly why our military budget is All the money God gave us. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4736 Does it include sandwiches? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4737 How many leagues does it have? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4738 Does it come with the official Navy air compressor? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4739 How much for the periscope only? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4740 Hey Jared! How much for the sub?” “ $5 per foot. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4741 Do you have the original box that it came in? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4742 So, the torpedoes I bought last weekend will fit this thing? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4743 Sorry, sir, but the HOA rules prohibit parking vehicles in the front yard. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4744 My grandfather served in the war…it’s an heirloom 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4745 Okay, but you have to help me get it to my car. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4746 is it a deterrance submarine or more like a your neighbor has WMDs submarine? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4747 So anything inside this 'Vase' I can keep? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4748 WELL...IT WAS AN EXTREMELY HIGH TIDE AND THE WIND WAS ASTERN AND THE NEXT THING WE KNEW>>>!! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4749 Is this your subbasement or is it for sale? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
4750 So what kind of mileage does it get? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4751 We need to cut costs to allow for more tax reductions for the 1 Percent. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4752 How much? Will it start? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4753 Heard you have really great stuff! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4754 I'll take the Philly-style cheese steak sub with everything on it, please. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4755 I´ve seen this before. You´re @SergeantDIY! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4756 So you want me to fly this to the cartel for $20? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4757 When I ordered it in Paris I thought a "sous-marine" was some kind of seafood dish..... anyways they seemed eager to get rid of it, apparently, they have a bunch of extras sitting around for some reason. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4758 Cool. Debit card? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4759 Like the tag says, “As is, no delivery.” 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4760 I'd like to return it. It's not nuclear. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4761 Is it a Hybrid? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4762 Does it have the orginial power cord, or will I need an adapter? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4763 You live next door and what? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4764 Is it a Hybird? I’m reducing my footprint. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4765 Forget it- your parents will go ballistic! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4766 Is it loaded? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4767 I forgot to factor in the sunk costs. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4768 Can I try it before I buy it? 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4769 Listen son,for that price,there is no home delivery! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4770 Does the price include shipping? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4771 The periscope still works but the twitter is shadow banned. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4772 Sorry, the yellow one has already sold. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4773 Yes, It does come with a uniform 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4774 You're welcome to take it for a spin. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4775 For that amount, you can buy the bike or look through the periscope. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4776 Don't tell the French 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4777 How much for the underwater deathtrap? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4778 What do you plan to use it for? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4779 No, you can't just buy the periscope. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4780 You can have it for $10 million below Blue Book. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4781 No, you don’t get a missile with this. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4782 You can upgrade to Nuclear for an additional 90 million 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4783 The monthly payments on that thing put me underwater. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4784 Does it come with French Weiner ? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4785 This price blew me out of the water, but it's a little sub-par 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4786 Does that come with warheads? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4787 Does the boat trailer come with it? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4788 Is the buy one, get 2 weapons of mass destruction promo still open? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4789 Has this been used? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4790 Like new and never been launched." 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4791 I'll take it, but no thanks on the extended warranty. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4792 Ultimate Boomer 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4793 You can have it for $5, but I need to hear your best Sean Connery impression first. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4794 Sorry,I can’t go any lower than $1.5 billion. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4795 I used it only to drive to work and back. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4796 No, it was made in France. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4797 It's one of those inflatables from Target. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4798 It's for a nuclear family 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4799 Could you hold this for me until I bring back my Fairmark 12 torpedos to see if they fit? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4800 Is that a vintage French model? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4801 30 days free return ✈️ 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4802 Any chance I could get a package deal on the thermonuclear submarine and that tennis racket? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4803 . . . but if you act now, we’ll include 6 torpedoes at no extra cost. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4804 Can I have it giftwrapped? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4805 I could sell it to you, but then I’d have to kill you. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4806 This was a buck cheaper across town. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4807 Don't tell Macron, but it's a French diesel-electric model. We're upgrading to nuclear. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4808 Name your price. I just need it off my lawn. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4809 So my wife texts, “Bring me home a sub tonight and date night is ON”, and yada yada yada it’s yours for $3.75. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4810 How much without the nuclear option? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4811 Yes it’s for sale. Diana and I are raising money to cover our attorneys’ fees. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4812 No, I don't do delivery, unless you're talking about a missile to somewhere special -- and that's extra... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4813 I know it's pricey, but you might as well just take the plunge. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4814 Since I'm currently under water in my house, this may be a better option. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4815 Cool submarine...let me know when it's available as an NFT. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4816 If I’m being honest, it’s a bit sub-par 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4817 French, huh? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4818 Sorry, pick up only 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
4819 No, that's not for a sale. Our house is underwater. That's why we have to sell all this other stuff. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4820 Are you subletting your home? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
4821 Is it still available? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4822 Can you fit it in a peanut butter sandwich? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4823 I'm looking for a smaller one of these. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4824 So what you saying is, "If I buy this sub, you'll throw in the nuclear codes cheap?" 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4825 Do you have to supply your own nuclear reactor ? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4826 Would you take ₿100 for just the fuel rods? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4827 Do you still have the peanuts that go with this? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4828 Son, it'll be a GoodYear before you can get that blimp off the ground. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4829 Can I pay you in bitcoins? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4830 Yes sir, it does come with the football. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4831 Does it have wi-fi,sir 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4832 ..... and there are at least 2 million miles left on the fuel cell. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4833 Just another little entertainment I picked up overseas. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4834 Look, I'm just a movie theater usher and I gotta get rid of this cause it don't run so silent, okay? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4835 Ok, for that price, I’ll throw in the TV too. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4836 If I bought this could I pay in monthly installments for say the next twenty years. And Oh,Does it come with a warranty ? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4837 I didn't know that your home was underwater 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4838 Does it come with a screen door or is it optional? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4839 If you want the manual, it'll be an extra billion 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4840 My therapist told me that I needed to slow down, so I traded in the jet for this. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4841 Dad, I thought you liked mom's homemade subs. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4842 Make the check out for 3.4 billion dollars payable to Dr. Jack Ryan 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4843 Yes, that goes too. On orders from the HOA, we must break up our nuclear family. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4844 ‘Uh, no. That’s the only one I have.’ 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4845 Don’t point at things you don't’ have the patience to hear me talk about 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4846 That'd be great for my paper route. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4847 Does it have a flush toilet? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4848 I’m telling you: this is the one that Yoko insisted they should make a song of… 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4849 It works great, it just reminds me of a time when I hit absolute bottom. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
4850 So this comes with the TV set?? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4851 A guy goes to a yard sale. "This is the sales department, right?" 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4852 Well, for one thing, it's Russian. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4853 Naw, the Russians will never miss it. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4854 Listen, Kid. You'll be the one to survive the Climate Change Meltdown. Who cares what the French think! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4855 Yes sir, it sleeps 180 and gets good mileage. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4856 Do you have the box it came in? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4857 Australian made? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4858 I have some friends in Australia who are interested in purchasing that but only if you come with it. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4859 It's the type the French make 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4860 Ten bucks. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4861 No, you can't waterski off it. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4862 That's right,no background check required. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4863 Nope, swabbie. Doesn't come in yellow. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4864 It gets 10,000 miles per atom. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4865 For your cruising pleasure, you are over 12, right? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4866 Only has 20,000 leagues on her, you said? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4867 Would you trade for a 737 MAX? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4868 Who’s the U-boat commander? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4869 ineedthespaceforapickleballcourt 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4870 Okay, relax mate. I believe you’re a legit captain 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4871 My wife and I are looking to sell it; comes with a complimentary peanut -butter sandwich and flash drive. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4872 Is this Noah's Ark updated version? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4873 No, I will not throw in the TV. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4874 Does that include the nukes? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4875 If climate change isn't dealt with, it will be fully submersed by the time you are old enough to pilot it. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4876 I'm afraid delivery to your P.O. box is NOT an option. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4877 A divorce is breaking up our nuclear family so we no longer need the nuclear submarine. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4878 What's your return policy? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4879 I got a deal. It's French. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4880 Is this one in the stock ? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4881 The house is in a flood plain. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4882 So,only a few nautical miles on it,formally owned by a grandmother who only drove it to visit the family a few times a year,well,hey buddy,you've got yourself a deal! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4883 How many miles????? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4884 It's not for sale, but I'll pay YOU a half million dollars to get it the hell off my lawn. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4885 Can I return it if it doesn't fit in my swimming pool? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4886 My dad wants to know if its nuclear or diesel.....and how much? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4887 Does it have environmental friendly energy supply? 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
4888 Does it come with flood insurance? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4889 Ditched the second key in November ‘16, obviously. Still fun for cruising though. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4890 Sorry, our lease absolutely forbids any sublet ...... 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4891 Will this work in my turtle pool too? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4892 What's your best price on the sub? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4893 How much for the Porsche 928 in the garage? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4894 How much extra for the propulsion secrets? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4895 The reactor's fine, my son just grew out of it. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4896 Because we don't have room for it in the garage. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4897 $12 bn, but I'd consider trading for an aircraft carrier or some stealth jets. What have you got? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4898 No, we don't have one of those in yellow. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4899 Everything must go! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4900 My wife said I had to clean out the garage to make room for her new car. I’ll give you a good deal 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4901 Would you do a trade for that over there? I’ve got a pretty cool go-kart my wife’ is making me get rid of because I ran over the neighbors’ mailbox. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
4902 Is it as is, or does it come with an infrastructure bill? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4903 The French variety, I presume. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4904 Final offer... $20 million and I'll throw in the golf clubs 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
4905 Sir, did you ride her in on that last tidal surge? Hurricanes ? aren’t fooling around these days. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
4906 It´s not for sale. It´s my regular means of transportation. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
4907 Its a great price but you're on your own to get it out of here 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4908 If it was for sale how much would it be? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4909 Are the torpedos optional? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4910 I understand that you're pressed for space, but you really need to get that thing off my lawn. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4911 Yes, sir, this submarine is retired and Non-GMO. Torpedoes are optional. I am not traveling as much as I used to. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4912 I used to have one just like it. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4913 Move that thing to a public area! 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
4914 Sometimes a zeppelin is just a zeppelin. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4915 Yes, sure. It's just like new, except the nuclear reactor needs a little work. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4916 Throw in the skis and we have a deal. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4917 ...the sticker says $15,500,000.00...is that firm? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4918 The skis are brand-new, but you only get them if you take the nuclear attack submarine. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4919 Does it come with its own nuclear button? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4920 OK. My final offer is $25.00 if you throw in the torpedos! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4921 She’s not for sale. I can’t afford the slip rents these days. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4922 It’s got a few tiny holes, but it’s a real antique.” “Well, are you able to sink the price a little deeper? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4923 Yard sub* 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4924 This looks like something you'd use, Sir! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4925 The debt crisis has been hitting us all hard. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4926 Pioneers rode these bad boys for miles. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4927 Is there a big bathtub that comes with it? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4928 ...Because it wouldn't fit in a peanut butter sandwich. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4929 There must be a better way to keep mom inside. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4930 It's French, right? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4931 Is it nuclear or diesel? Also, ho many nautical miles are on it? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4932 No, the pool in the backyard is extra... 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4933 Yea, one of the nuclear torpedoes is missing. Tell you what, I'll knock off $25 million if you've got cash. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4934 Do you have a measuring tape? I want to see if it will fit in my aquarium. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4935 No, it is not nuclear 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4936 Can you deflate it a little bit so I can get a better grip? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4937 It was owned by a little old lady who kept it in dry dock. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
4938 It comes with a Second Amendment warranty? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4939 "I will ask for one Russian nuclear submarine with stealth technology." 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4940 What percentage of your profits are going to mutual aid funds? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4941 How is this supposed to keep me from drowning in debt? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4942 You say you're selling this because your house is underwater? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4943 Any idea where I can get a trailer? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4944 We’re downsizing to a smaller pool. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4945 The nuclear launch codes are extra. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4946 Would you like to see the inside? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4947 Not sure how they got that thing inside a sandwich 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4948 Does it come with a certificate of authenticity from the Beatles? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4949 Oh...its the super proto-type model from France ! Yes, you can paint it any color you want ! No, unfortunately it does not comes with a trailer. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4950 I don't care if it does have memories for you! Not a penny more than 15 billion dollars! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4951 If you’re interested, I’ll throw in a peanut butter sandwich. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4952 Is anything on your radar? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4953 Throw in the toaster, and I'll give you $5 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4954 And with shipping but no gift-wrap? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4955 Its got a great mileage, 12000 miles per pound of Uranium! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4956 I don’t know where the manual is but it is very intuitive. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4957 You really expect me to believe this is THE Red October? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4958 Can my 2050 transporation fit in your Gen Alpha thing? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4959 ‘It was once yellow but lost some value once the color worn off’ 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4960 The uranium cost extra. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4961 Do you have any lemonade to go with this? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4962 Brand new! Just installed the screen door! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4963 This caught my eye so I wanted to stop by. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4964 Ten bucks? I'll give you seven, not a penny more! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4965 Is this a French submarine? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4966 Oh, that old rust bucket? Yeah, it's for sale. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
4967 Does this come with the original torpedoes? Ah. Well, I guess I’ll pass. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4968 How much do you want for that? I'd like to buy it. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4969 I learned to love the bomb, but now our kids are grown we're downsizing. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4970 Ah, well ... THAT ONE IS GONNA COST A HELLUVA LOT MORE !!! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4971 I'm working from home now. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4972 Right,buyer collects. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4973 Will I be Captain? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4974 Our department is under water. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4975 Yes this counts towards your impervious surface area 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4976 Where can I take it for a test ride 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4977 How much for the submarine? I figured with sea levels on the rise, it’s just a matter of time before I get the call,” said Noah 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4978 Ya know….they give you a free trailer on The Price Is Right. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4979 Yes, it’s free…you just have to come get it, and no I don’t know where to get enriched uranium 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4980 I that U boat? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4981 The Space Force consumed all our budget, so we've adapted. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4982 Was that the one in Das Boot...? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4983 We just started the sale so we don't have change for a $5 bill yet. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4984 No, you can't return it. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4985 The homeowner association and my wife out-voted me. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4986 Do you prefer the three billion in cash or do you take a credit card? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4987 Can I get it with provolone and onions? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4988 And you'll throw in the skis too? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4989 Do you have an EV version? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4990 Did it pass the smog inspection? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4991 Is class C license ok to drive this? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4992 Sorry neighbor, but if your wife is not willing to deliver in the driveway, she'll just have to wait until it's sold. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4993 That’s the USS Claustrophobia. I suggest taking the virtual tour. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4994 Does it come in different colors? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4995 It's British. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4996 Heading Down Under? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4997 I'll have to check first to see if it'll fit in my garage. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4998 I'm planning to go nuclear. How much? 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4999 This one's special. It got caught in one of our nets. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5000 Only if you're 18 or older. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
5001 It has high mileage but the misses are new. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5002 No returns. No warranties. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5003 G’day mate. Crikey, how much for the sub? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5004 Beach toys are three dollars. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5005 You won't have to worry about sinking a lot of money into it. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5006 Listen kid, without a driver's license I can't sell to you. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5007 My career is no longer underwater. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5008 Nuclear batteries not included. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5009 Throw in the water skis for two-fifty and I'll take it. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5010 Well, I was asking 40 years experience, but I'll give it to you for 20. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
5011 Son this is a nuclear-class submarine…it’s worth at least fifty. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5012 Any chance you have a pool out back? I'd love to take her for a test drive. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
5013 'Why yes, it has recently had a deep cleaning.' 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
5014 Well we want to start a family, go nuclear.” 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5015 Yes, just like everything else, you buy it “as is.” 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5016 The Canadians have made a deposit. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5017 Can you do a little better on this one ? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5018 Nukes included? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5019 I am being upgraded to on surface work. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5020 Just waiting for high tide, son. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5021 Is this still warrantied for at home tech support? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5022 $100.00. delivery? $22,000,000,000.00! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5023 Not fair! It isn't fair, my precious young man, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nassty little pocketsess? 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
5024 Do I get a free trip if I buy it? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5025 I’ve never driven one of these before. Do I need a special license? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5026 Сколько? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5027 Got anything for a stuffy nose? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5028 I was hoping it was yellow 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5029 If your dad owns a Gas Station, you could take it out fishing underwater. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5030 Diesel or nuclear? You know, climate change. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5031 I’ve seen these posted on Facebook market place for $20. I’ll give you $10. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5032 So, this is how I die. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
5033 It’s yours for $5. Just don’t tell the French neighbors. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
5034 Does it come with the instructions manual? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5035 You got indoor plumbing in the sub? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5036 How heavily has this been used? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5037 How much more if you throw in the crew? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5038 Bidding begins at zero six hundred hours.” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5039 I read about this in my last peanut butter sandwich. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5040 Not for sale. That's my ride home. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5041 Yes, and you can see it's quite the bomb. Uh-huh, five bucks. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
5042 Is the warranty still good? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5043 Will you take two dollars? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5044 No Son. I'm sorry. You can't have the keys. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
5045 What’s the cabin space like on this adventure buggy? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
5046 Does it come with all its original parts. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
5047 you said it's french naval surplus? Huh, wonder what happened 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
5048 Do you take PayPal? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
5049 Would you take $20 for it? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5050 Is the plutonium core included? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
5051 Ohh I see - it's a car DAS boot sale. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
5052 I can't afford the tow. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5053 Mind if I park my nuclear-powered submarine balloon while I look? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5054 That's not for sale, it's just a show of force 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
5055 Does it come with nuclear missiles, or without? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
5056 Yes, it does come with the new Tomahawk missile upgrade 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5057 Excuse me, sir. How much for the sub? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
5058 What year is it? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
5059 Do you have the nuclear model? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
5060 How much for the precovid time machine? 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
5061 How much and do you deliver 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
5062 Well we ran out of lemons… 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
5063 I used to have in yellow that, From Me to You, is Something I saw Yesterday and definitely want to Get Back with A Little Help from My Friends as we're going Come Together. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5064 Anything is for sale. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5065 Of course, the nuclear reactor has been removed; but otherwise, she'd totally cherry! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5066 It would make a great float in your pool! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5067 I’ll pay you $100 if you throw in the CO hat, skipper. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5068 Sorry, my remote office is not for sale. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5069 stay off of my lawn 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5070 How much for 2nd-Day Air? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5071 Yes, it has been declassified, but it requires an oil change every 30 days. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5072 Why'd the Israeli's give it back? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5073 Is she in sound condition to sound the depths of the sea without making a sound? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5074 Okay, I’ll throw in the torpedos—but no more haggling. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5075 No son, no haggling, not on my watch. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5076 No, sir, we don’t have a yellow one. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5077 Ahhh--nostalgic! My grandma used to collect these. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5078 The uniform is included... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5079 It's so hard to find quality uranium to fuel a classic like this these days. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5080 Is it gas or electric? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5081 No returns. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
5082 That's next week's preview for the 'Dock Sale" 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
5083 The torpedoes cost extra. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5084 How do I know it works? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
5085 Well, I think you'd like my sister—big noses run in our family. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5086 Can you help me load it in my truck? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5087 No test drives. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
5088 20 bucks? Just cause the DOD overpays for everything doesn't mean I'm gonna. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5089 Yes, you heard me right, fifty million. Delivery's extra. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
5090 That’s the best I can do. It’s got a lot of miles left. You won’t be sorry. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5091 ...but for you Captain Nemo, I'd take a billion in cash. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5092 Does it come with a money back guarantee to be water proof? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5093 It was part of my retirement package. Nukes not included. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5094 Is this configured to travel to Mars? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5095 The Democrats really went after the defense budget this year, huh? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5096 Does it come with saleable secrets? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
5097 Are you selling it because you're underwater on the mortgage? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5098 I'll give you $5 for the yard, and 5 more once you get the sub off of it. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5099 I bought a ticket and you delivered me plane. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5100 Had a sinking feeling that would be your rock bottom price. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5101 Do the lights and sounds still work? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5102 But that was then.... Now she's just a quaint little relic of the Arms Race. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5103 Please move your plane. It is blocking my yard. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5104 Yes it is nuclear powered, but you have to write the Chinese government for the Operating Manual. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5105 I recognize this boat. It’s the Red October. How many nautical miles are on it. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5106 Is there more cool stuff in there? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5107 How many leagues does it have on it? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5108 Can I bring it back if it doesn't fit my kids' bathtub? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5109 Mind if I take it for spin first Captain? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5110 budget cuts?" "budget cuts. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5111 Sorry, I only take Australian dollars. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5112 Does the TV come with it 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5113 Underwater mortgage? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5114 You know, just in case. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5115 Will you like it? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
5116 Meh, I'll wait and see what the Americans Offer 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5117 I bought it before being told I would have a company vehicle. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5118 The nose cone alone is worth a million. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5119 Does the nuke come with the Russians? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5120 Noah, schmoah. Now this is a boat! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5121 Will I still have to mow the lawn? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5122 You can take it down for a test, but I warn you, there's no returns. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
5123 Sure I'll help. Where's your pool? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
5124 I didn’t measure my tub but what are the dimensions? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5125 How much for the manikin? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5126 So I have only two questions. First,What is the insurance on one of these monthly? Second question,does it come with a trailer for hauling around “ 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5127 It’s French, end of line 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5128 There isn't much yard left to sell, is there? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
5129 ‘Do you have another? I’d love to have a matching set.’ 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5130 No, young man, you may not “just borrow” it for a TikTok video. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5131 Is the WiFi good? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5132 Do you need a vaxx card to travel in this?! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5133 While you're running off to live in a submarine, what will I do of your yard sale goods for my drowning house. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5134 How much for this French suppository? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5135 Could you move just a bit? It's messing up my WiFi. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5136 Yep, no balls.” *grabs crotch* “Totally gone, surgery was a breeze. Running is so much easier. Hey is that a submarine? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
5137 Does this come with an extended warranty? If not, are you willing to talk about it? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5138 No, I cannot hear any thumping. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5139 Dark Web liquidation sale 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5140 You’re…you’re selling the house and not the submarine? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5141 I was always under the impression that estate sales had better items 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5142 Peanut butter sandwich included? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
5143 Well, I think the price is fair. All the ones on eBay are a lot more. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5144 No. It does not come in a hybrid. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5145 If you throw in the computer, I'll take it. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5146 There isn't room for all my accessories in my new accessory dwelling unit. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
5147 What's the MPG on her? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
5148 Is that for sail? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
5149 The price is fine, but will it convert to solar? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
5150 How much? Fuck I dunno. A dollar, I guess. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5151 Sure, it'll fit in your pool. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5152 Throw in the ICBMs and you're got a deal! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5153 No, I'm sorry, Torpedos are extra. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5154 How much for the beached submarine? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
5155 So if I buy the yard I get the sub for free? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
5156 It's not for sail, but it is for sale. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5157 'No, my yard sale sells things. We don't buy planes. Oh, and the suit is for dressup.' 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5158 Interesting garden gnome 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5159 Can you go below 500 on that? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5160 No, the trailer is being sold separate. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5161 You'll thank me when the ocean levels rise 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5162 Does it come with the key to wind it up? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5163 paint it yellow and I will give you £20 for it. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5164 I am Captain Jonathan Toebbe and that most certainly is my own submarine. I have the paperwork to prove it. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5165 Does the house come with it, Admiral? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5166 Yeah, but is the one you have at home nuclear powered? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5167 How much more for it's missiles? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5168 Are the torpedoes fitted with contact pistols or proximity fuses? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5169 Now that the American version is out, I cannot get a good price for my French model. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5170 a revolution in making 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5171 One man's ship is another man's treasure! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5172 Hey Mister...you know you've got a submarine on your lawn? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5173 I'm trading it in for yellow. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5174 How much for the floatie? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5175 Is the operating system still being updated? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5176 I'm afraid the only thing I'm authorized to sell is influence. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5177 The engine room and propeller are available on e-Bay. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5178 Last year’s model. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5179 Is this compatible with ridesharing? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5180 Do you think I can get a boat loan ? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5181 Is that the price delivered? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5182 So this comes with the lawn chairs? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5183 She may have won the battle... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5184 I see it’s already circumcised, right? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5185 You have sixteen of these. Can I get a fleet rate? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5186 No, she's not nuclear powered, but your neighbor is within range of her cruise missile, which has a 200 kiloton nuclear warhead. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5187 Will you help me put it back into the water? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5188 Yeah, I like memorabilia, but do you have anything from the Allies' side? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5189 I'd take it but storage might be a problem in my apartment. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5190 How much is that one by the yard? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
5191 What are you asking for this outdated piece of junk? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5192 Are you sure you're not using it anymore or is it an extra one? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5193 Have you condoms to fit that? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5194 Can I trade your submarine with my bicycle? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5195 Will you throw in the sub if I buy those golf clubs? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5196 Just think of it as eminent domain but the other way. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5197 Made in France 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
5198 A boy drives a car. A man captains a sub. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5199 If I buy you, is the blimp included? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5200 Why you ask? Our house and car are both underwater, so we bought the sub to fit into our life style. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5201 We got a new float. Pool got too crowded. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5202 It's kind of a long story, it seems France first--No then Australia--Then United states...... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5203 Can you hold this while I grab my wallet? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5204 Is this the same submarine that Brits sold to Canadians in 1998, ripping them off? Didn't it catch fire on its maiden voyage? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5205 Sure it is, but you’ll have to tow it yourself. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5206 So Trump couldn’t unload these with our allies or North Korea. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5207 I was part of a program that trained aardvarks to operate submarines. It's 300 million and you get a free book. My husband is inside making lunch. I can sell you a BLT for four dollars. His name is Gordon. Real sweet man. I'm Gary. Also sweet. Burp! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5208 I work from home. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5209 Will you take a debit card? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5210 Can it kill mice? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5211 Jack Ryan sold separately 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5212 My wife says it leaks, so you can have it for ten billion bucks. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5213 No holds. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5214 3 billion seems like a lot for a used nuclear sub. How much for that and the skis? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5215 Will you throw in the captain hat & blazer, and have it delivered? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5216 Can you make a gift package? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5217 Was it made in France? Too soon? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5218 It’s cool but I’m waiting for the F-35. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5219 Bonjour, any chance you could deliver it to France? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5220 Glad you asked. Its squirt guns are state of the art. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5221 Oh that, I thought it might bring back fond memories for someone who misses the cold war 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5222 How did you ever smuggle it out when you retired ? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5223 Red October, you say? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5224 Can this be shipped? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5225 Son, this was commissioned in 1974 and comes complete with a $5000 toilet seat. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5226 The periscope is broken, but other than that it is in good working condition. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
5227 Are the oars included in the price? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5228 The new government spending bill sure has some interesting provisions. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
5229 You’re asking too much for that diesel model. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
5230 If you take it now, I'll throw in the kiddy pool for free. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
5231 No one ever sees the real me. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
5232 The manual’s in the sandwich. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5233 Does this come with a screen door? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
5234 …peanut butter sandwiches, talk to my wife… 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5235 When I asked where I could get a giant sub I kind of assumed it would come with a side of mayo. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
5236 I'll take the golf clubs if you throw this in... 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5237 What model is this? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5238 As is" means no trailer 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5239 Of course it's rigged for silent running... why do Millennials always ask that? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5240 Is this the one you could finally afford from all those bake sales? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
5241 These are usually in pairs. Do you have the other? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5242 How much are you asking? This would wrap up my Christmas shopping! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5243 Yes, I guarantee that it's the one cruised South Sea. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5244 You got a title, for that? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
5245 I'd like to keep it but my banker says I'm under water. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5246 How long does it take to charge at a Volta charging station?" "It depends 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5247 I’ve got questions … Do you fertilize your lawn? Because it’s suboptimal. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5248 I can neither confirm nor deny if that item is for sale... but hypothetically, if such an item were to be for sale, the asking price would be classified and could not be disclosed. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5249 Err...does it come with an ocean? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5250 Does the jet come with a instructors guide? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5251 My wife gave me an ultimatum: the sub goes or she goes... 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5252 They let you bring these home? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5253 Do you have the original title? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5254 Thirty dollars as is. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5255 It can pull 32 skiers. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5256 Is that made in China like all your other stuff? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5257 I see you are no longer under water. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5258 It’s an art peace 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5259 Do you know if they are still taking resumes? I did some scuba diving in the Caribbean 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5260 I bought it for $1.3 trillion… so, lowest I can go is $999 Billion 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5261 my wife wants it gone, it's blocking the view of the neighbors 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5262 I will take it and I assume you will be throwing in an Ocean 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5263 Give me five and I take it 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5264 That'll be two billion dollars, cash only. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5265 Will you take a trade? I've got a line on a nifty brain ping thing . .. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5266 Yes, it is a French submarine but apparently it can't go down under down under. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5267 NO, it doesn’t come toasted with cheese!! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5268 Does it include a trailer? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5269 You may be an adult and a pilot and all that, but this thing doesn't look like it flies very well. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5270 Hi. I’m Bob from dealer services. Did you know our extended warranty can help you avoid expensive submarine repair bills? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
5271 No son, that is not a toy 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5272 Don't tell where you got it. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5273 ARE THE MISSILES CONVENTIONAL OR NUCLEAR TIPPED? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5274 What happened to the immersive strategy? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5275 Sorry, that's a no-bid item. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5276 Is there a delivery charge 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5277 Could you hold it while I measure my bath tub? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5278 Only if you're Australian... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5279 Would you consider 43 million? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5280 The annual assessment determined that it no longer sparks joy. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5281 Sorry kid, I can't gift wrap it for the holidays for you. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5282 I’ll take fifty million child tax credits, no less 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5283 Can I pay C.O.D.? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5284 How much for the penis statue? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5285 Billions of dollars towards the military industrial complex was not enough. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5286 Do the French know about this? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5287 No, I can't let it go for that. At Brimfield or Burning Man it'd be worth a small fortune or at least a foot massage. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5288 Chicago already has the U-505. So what am I supposed to do with this? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5289 Do you have one in its original packaging? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5290 Do you have a clean title for this? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5291 Best I can do is $2 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5292 Yes, it comes with a HOV lane sticker. And no, its nuclear, not a hybrid. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5293 Willing to barter? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5294 Is it returnable? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5295 Would you take twenty? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5296 Yes, I believe that the floor mats are included. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5297 How much does that cost? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5298 Does this mean schools will get funding? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5299 You can quarantine here with every thing you need and sail to the space. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5300 I'm salvaging what I can. My boat loan is under water. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5301 It’s free if you buy 3 video games. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5302 Well, I bet you’ve taken Post-It notes from your work. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5303 Ran when parked. No porthole kickers I know what I have 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5304 Free shipping on prime? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5305 Sometimes a submarine is just a metaphor. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5306 Sorry, no test drives. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5307 Do you have that in red? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5308 Yes, it has screen doors. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5309 You've heard of a shipyard....right? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5310 Cash, PayPal, Venmo only. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
5311 No. The thumb drive with state secrets is *not* included. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5312 We've got to do this 'cause the house is under water. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5313 I know the nose is rather large, but it is great in cold weather... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5314 Can I return it if it doesn't fit? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5315 It helped when the housing market was underwater. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5316 Do have papers to establish provenance? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
5317 If you take the whole stack of books, I'll throw in the nuclear sub. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5318 No sir! The missiles are not included in the total price. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5319 I'd like to buy that Navigation For Dummies book." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5320 Yeah, my wife needs a vibrator. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5321 Trust me. If you break it, you've bought it. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5322 The tag says $50 million. Will you take $. 25 cents? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5323 $100?!? Don’t tell me you can’t go any lower. It’s a gosh darn submarine. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5324 Good one. No, the yard is not for sale. That’s obviously where I park the extended cab F-450 King Ranch Edition, silly. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5325 Does it come with the orignal operating manual for nuclear subs? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5326 and I heard this one also flies! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
5327 the homeowners association wants to speak to you 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5328 Is this a stealth submarine? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5329 ‘No Internet .’ 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5330 It’s a actual sized miniature. Does not float. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5331 Do you have any other colors? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5332 The nuclear fuel is not included. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5333 Shipping included? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5334 I’m interested in the submarine. Could you throw in a few missiles and a bottle of champagne? For launching purposes. I never drink and drive. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5335 You're gonna need a bigger bath. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5336 …and I would like it delivered to my dive bar. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5337 Yes, the grapefruit juicer is five bucks, but you have to transport it out of here yourself. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
5338 WWII military surplus - Quonset Huts: 21st century military surplus - .... 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
5339 The torpedoes are 50 cents each, or all ten for eight bucks. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5340 So I can only buy it with Australian dollars? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5341 We're moving offices. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5342 Can you do any better? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5343 Welcome to Australia. If you stay dry, you won't sink. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5344 Oh, that. It's just something I picked up in the South Pacific. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
5345 It's rude to point. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5346 I’m warning you, don’t you fucking touch it. The last guy to touch it is still at a black site and hasn’t seen his family in years. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5347 No, I will never sell it to anyone who says "nucular". 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
5348 That's not for sale. My wife gave it to me for my birthday. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5349 It comes in handy if your house is underwater. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5350 You sure you won't go lower than $2.8 Billion? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5351 The wife told me I had to sell it 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5352 Does it come with baking soda? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5353 I guess the Hindenburg was a huge flop. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5354 It's 985 million dollars, but there's no property tax in the ocean. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5355 That submarine is As Is. Just sayin’. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5356 Sorry, it's inflatable kid, like all my prices.... 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5357 Sorry, I can’t go lower than $1.3 billion 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5358 A penny for your secrets 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
5359 Navy surplus is an understatement, kid. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5360 what else to you have; I already have two of those. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5361 So, how many miles to the gallon does it get? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5362 For fifty dollars it’s a yours-boat. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5363 The price sticker says $2 billion on the sub. Will you take 25 cents? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5364 Im the office on watch this weekend. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5365 How much for the giant football 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
5366 It’s not French is it mate? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5367 No, I can't come down on the price., but I can throw in a really big bathtub for free. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
5368 And you're absolutely positive it will pass smog?" 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
5369 How many leagues under the sea does it go? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5370 I'll give you 5 cents for the sub but only if it is Russian. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5371 so you drive this thing huh?” @jldeutsc 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
5372 Hi, I like to buy a tangible reminder of any form of overseas travel 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5373 do you have any other color of it? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
5374 How much for the sub? I mean the hero. Or do you call it a hoagie? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
5375 You and Leroy Gibbs! How did you manage to get that out of your basement ? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
5376 That's as lows as I can go. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5377 Of course it's in good shape. I only drove it on Sundays to go to war. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5378 You're selling a life-sized model of the Nautilus? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5379 They've come, they've come! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5380 No, there's not a yellow one in the back. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5381 Why yes, the school systems ARE fully funded! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5382 Oh yeah, the Fuel Rods have burned out, you can have it for 50 bucks if you can haul it away. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5383 Yeah, I'll buy the yard after the balloon is deflated ... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5384 When the realtor told me the house was next to a sub I thought he meant a sandwich shop. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5385 How much for the nuclear sub? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5386 Does it come with the Stealth Mode option? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5387 Yes, it was my albatross. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5388 Does that include the trailer? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5389 Do I need to get into a bidding war with Australia? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5390 Low-ball offers are not going to float here, sir. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5391 No I won't sell ur boat for you but my neighbor Vlad might could have a use for it I reckon. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5392 It was the flagship of the Afghan Navy. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5393 Oh, to get back home. Stupid sea level rise. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5394 G'day, mate! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5395 If I attach balloons, would it be able to fly 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5396 Only if you have five million dollars in cash on you right now. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5397 No, Uranium-238 isotopes are not included. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5398 ... Spring cleaning. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
5399 The Johnsons might have a cheaper one, but Ted doesn’t know squat about proper sub maintenance. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5400 I don't know, the song specifically mentions theirs being yellow." 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5401 It's from a French surplus sale 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5402 Has France spoken for this? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
5403 Does it come with shipping & handling? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5404 Any way to bundle the uniform with the submarine? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5405 Can you verify it hasn't been in any accidents or damaged, like, you now, depth charges? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5406 I can neither confirm nor deny that it is a submarine. But it is priced as marked. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5407 Why would you wear aviator glasses piloting a submarine? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5408 How much for just the missiles? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5409 Yes, I ordered this from Wish.com 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5410 I won RGT /RUSSIA GOT TALENT and my prize was this Submarine 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5411 Is this one free? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5412 It’s an as is sale. I never got a phone call to renew the warranty 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5413 I guess you could say I'm really into the nautical theme. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5414 That price is just astronomical!" "No Sir, it's nuclear. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5415 Three billion, and I'll throw in the skis. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5416 Full disclosure, the rudder is stuck to the port side. So if you like running in circles while only going left, you’re going to love the USS Joe Biden.” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5417 The mileage? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5418 -but how do I know the nukes work? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5419 Let me guess, dry season again? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5420 How many batteries will I need? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5421 Can't you use blinds like other people Sir? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
5422 It works just fine. It just needs a fresh coat of yellow paint. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5423 It's from France. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5424 They wouldn't raise the debt ceiling. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5425 No thanks for your service. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5426 How much for the whale? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5427 i am from Australia when do you deliver 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5428 What type of batteries does it use? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5429 Ringo fans? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5430 Sorry, the twenty million doesn't include a gift box. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
5431 Is it gluten free? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5432 Collection only 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5433 Just add water. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5434 I'm sorry, we really don't sell anything at this Yard pre-Vietnam. The Navy discontinued that model of submarine over 60 years ago. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5435 No, the Craigslist ad specifically said no missiles. Did you see a wink emoji? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5436 Who ordered a sub “to go”? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5437 To answer your questions...I was the property master on The Hunt for Red October and they let me keep it as a souvenir. Yes, those are actual autographs by the cast. And no, I don't take Venmo. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5438 I had a few questions"..."what's the mileage, do you have the owner's manual, do you deliver, and do I need a license to operate this thing? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5439 Yes , I am moving inland. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
5440 Comes with a fondue set. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5441 It doesn't have torpedo tubes because it's a pacifist sub. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5442 does this need battries 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5443 The navy was downsizing back then & I chose the sub for my retirement package 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5444 I told you the insurance alone would put you underwater. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5445 G'day Mate. This wouldn't be the French version, would it? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5446 Before I make an offer, would you sing "Anchors Aweigh" for me 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5447 Sorry sir, that one's earmarked for the county sheriff's office. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5448 No, I don't have it in blue. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5449 And its the same one that we gave to Australia? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5450 How about fifteen bucks for the submarine and the bike? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5451 Does it have an ICBM? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5452 What’s the mileage on this one? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5453 Is this one of those Aussie French rejects? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5454 Is there a ginormous bathtub that comes with this? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5455 Are the instructions included? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5456 Will you take 5 bucks? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5457 No, it does not contain any seamen. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
5458 Our previous home had a larger pool. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
5459 She's never even had a dip...just got her from France and comes with the skis. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
5460 Does it come with CarPlay? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
5461 From England, are you kidding me! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5462 If I buy it, Captain, will you transport it to my parents house? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5463 Is this a Navy Yard? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5464 Does it come with an automatic pilot? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5465 How much for just the torpedo's ? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5466 Does Australia have a cash flow issue? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5467 Mais non, monsieur. She comes only with la ensign—how-you-say?—de la kan-ga-rou. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5468 I can throw in the parking permit 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5469 What if I throw in a couple gallons of yellow paint? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5470 Are you certain this mobile office is waterproof? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5471 Does the sub come with instructions? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5472 Does this come with nuclear launch codes? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5473 If I paid extra could you gift wrap the submarine? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5474 I’ll take it if you can pack it n 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5475 No, it isn't a piñata full of candy. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5476 Do you offer home delivery service? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5477 Just trying to stay above water. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5478 How much for the diesel? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5479 Are you the original owner and was she sailed mostly in fresth or salt water? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5480 Now, does it have any leaks? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5481 No submarine sandwiches today? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5482 It is being hard to let it go but we read the Climate Change report and decided to get e-bikes instead” 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5483 Well, our new house won’t have as big a bathtub as the one we have now… 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5484 I wasn't looking for a large seamen container! You might want to add an "a" in your ad. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
5485 With the pandemic, we thought it best if we both work from home. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
5486 Sorry I’m late, I thought this was in Navy Yard 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5487 Previously, we all lived in a Yellow Submarine. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5488 You should see my bathtub… 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5489 You plan to get that in the garage after everything else is sold? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
5490 2.4 billion. Final offer. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5491 Is it Nuclear? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5492 “Would it be OK to send it to Australia” 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5493 Do you still have the instruction manual? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5494 I heard it's full of seamen, is that true? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5495 Does this come with a peanut butter sandwich? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5496 Wheels are extra! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5497 What size is das boot? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5498 Are the ICBMs included or do they cost extra? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5499 you can touch it. go ahead, touch it. right on the tip there, yeah. let me see you touch it. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5500 Is crew included in the price? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5501 Are the Trident missiles included, or do they cost extra? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5502 Do you offer delivery options? 1.1875 0.05061 80 66 11 2
5503 I see you have altered the VIN. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5504 Oui Oui, it was only driven to Church every Sunday by a little old Australian admiral 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
5505 Just one? I was hoping for a pair! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
5506 Is it automatic or manual drive? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5507 do you have any depth charges that go with it? 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
5508 No, sir, I did not say "new clear coat". NU-CLE-AR. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5509 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!! Does that answer your question? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5510 ah-OOG-ah 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5511 Does this come with a certificate of authenticity? Also, can I need to see the carfax report. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5512 When you say "yard sale,",I assume you mean the Navy Yard? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
5513 It only made it 19950 leagues under the sea... So it's 10% off. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5514 Shouldn’t this be in Australia? #aukus 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5515 I can’t let that go for less than 1 damaged international relationship. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5516 Yeah, but what kind of nautical mileage does it get? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5517 I’ll even throw in a coffee maker — $7622 of value 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5518 Affirmative. I’m not at liberty to ask. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5519 How ‘bout an even ten? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5520 Please load the house i bought inside. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
5521 There's no trailer that goes with the sub." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5522 No, it doesn't run on baking soda. No, it didn't come in a cereal box the size of Texas. And yes, I will take change. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5523 Does this one come in extra large? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5524 It's my ex-wife's. Buy the skis and it's yours. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5525 How about three dollars for the sub? Five. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5526 No, I’m sorry, you will have to carry it home yourself. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5527 Nice zeppelin, submarine, whatever...but I'm in the market for the lush sound of vinyl. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5528 No,it does not come with torpedoes. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5529 I am quite sure the HOA prohibits keeping boats on the lawn. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5530 All that’s needed to operate it is a valid driver’s license since technically it’s a recreational vehicle. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5531 It's surplus. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5532 Do you have valet parking? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5533 A real nuclear sub? You gotta be kidding. It's a balloon decoy. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5534 I just sold the crew to someone else ten minutes ago. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5535 Depends what you mean by “taken.” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5536 does it come with any classified nuclear information? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5537 How much for the big espresso machine? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5538 Yes it is naval surplus. So are the paper clips. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5539 That's the floor model, but I've got the plans for sale here if you'd like to build your own. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5540 And your positive the house will fit in the trunk? I'd hate to pay extra for an oversize load." 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5541 1.3 billion, and I'll throw in "The Hunt for Red October" 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5542 I hate to let it go; we just outgrew it. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5543 You have an helium leak Sir, everyone in the neighborhood speaks in high frequencies. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5544 Fine, I can do $200, but you have to pick it up. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5545 Does it come with a three year warranty and free servicing for the first 100,000 miles? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
5546 My delusions of grandeur are not for sale. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5547 trailer sold separately 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
5548 I can’t disclose the price, but you need to buy it. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
5549 Is it for sale or do you have take home privileges? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5550 Is that your best price? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5551 Navy's response to the anti nuclear proliferation movement - our new 'Garage Sailor' program. Whaddya think!? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5552 Wow! You must have a really big bathtub! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5553 One piece at a time. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5554 It runs on an old DOS boot sequence. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5555 Let me get this straight; it's not just secrets you're selling? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5556 Comes with singles, not MIRVs. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5557 Yup, 1oo% Nuclear 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5558 Just think of it as a military dildo! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5559 Crew is optional. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5560 The friendly skies aren’t as friendly as they used to be…I’ll take one! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5561 How much for the bouncy house shaped like a tactical nuclear submarine? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5562 When does the tide come back in? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5563 Free sub!? I suppose there’s probably no tuna in this one either? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5564 We all lived in the yellow submarine, the yellow submarine!!" Olivia Xu, New York City, N.Y 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5565 Does this come with the rubber ducky? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5566 Do I get one of these if I enlist" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5567 My wife said “no” to her, that’s how! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5568 Delivery? Free with a coupon. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5569 Wanna grab lunch at subway? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5570 I'm visiting from NYC. Does it come in black? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5571 My dad has a bigger one in our backyard. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5572 So, it didn't qualify for the Marines? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5573 Do do think this will fit in my butt? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5574 $2.8 billion. But I'll knock it down to five bucks if you take me too. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5575 Throw in the ashtray from 1963 and I’ll take the submarine. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5576 I've been a little underwater 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5577 Does it whoosh when deflating? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5578 No, it didn’t come in a cereal box and it doesn’t need baking powder to surface and dive. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5579 Like new: buttplug 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5580 50 bucks but you have to get your own clearance. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5581 It's a model kit that I won in a club raffle. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5582 Rubber duck is for communists. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5583 Her name is Rosa. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5584 How much for just the snorkel? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5585 This would go great with the Corvette I just bought. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5586 No, sir, but do feel free to make an offer on our oceanfront home. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5587 Can I measure to see if it fits in my bathtub? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5588 How many nautical miles does it have on it? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5589 How do you think we got it here? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5590 Five bucks. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5591 Top secret 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5592 I've got more where it came from. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5593 It's fine. It only sank once. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5594 Can I see the SUBFAX? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5595 Jürgen Prochnow? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5596 It is not an inflatable. It is the real thing! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5597 Does it come with baking powder? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5598 Are the nuclear warheads included, or in an available accessory pack? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5599 What's your asking price for that oversized bath toy right there? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5600 If you buy it, son, you can put as many Pokémon gyms in there as you want. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5601 No, I’ll need more than $100,000,000 for it. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5602 Sure, it’s dark, but I haven’t had to buy sunscreen in 5 years! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5603 life-size, inflatable toy submarine, great for kids, but hell on the lawn 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5604 That one really wasn't supposed to be for sale. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5605 When I had it on eBay there was a lot of interestfrom several of countries were interested, but it was the shipping charges 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5606 Why buy? I’ve heard they are the next up and coming attraction for billionaires 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5607 How much do you want for the monitor? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5608 No, it’s not treason, it’s neoliberalism 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5609 I don't think my HOA would allow it. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5610 Due to rising ocean levels, I have decided to liquidate my terrestrial home. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5611 Sorry, I've never tried to water-ski behind it, so I can't really answer your question. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5612 Would you take $5 for the sub? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5613 How much for the blow-up, Cap’n? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5614 How long does it take to blow it up? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5615 Will you please get your darn sub off my roses! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5616 Will you help me load it up? I’m parked around the corner. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5617 You got yourself a buyer if you think it can help me find the Jersey Devil! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5618 Best I can do is 20 bucks. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5619 The wife's making me get rid of it. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5620 No, it doesn't come with a launch, but I'll throw in the skies for free. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5621 It makes for a great doghouse. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5622 Well, that one's supposed to go to Australia ... what's your offer? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5623 #mynewyorkercaption. No, it’s not still under warranty 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5624 How much for the submarine or whatever that is? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5625 How about $40 on the sub if you’ll throw in the putter? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5626 ...oh, mainly for hunting, target practice and personal defense. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5627 Yes, we all lived in a grey submarine. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5628 So, how many missiles did you say were left? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5629 I'm looking for half a peanut-butter sandwich. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5630 Is it OK if I can bring my class over here for my 'show and tell' next week 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5631 Would you throw in golf clubs or a nuclear football? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5632 Brand new Boeing—never flown. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5633 Does it come with air conditioning? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5634 Are you open to a trade? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5635 Hmmm... You say it's only a NUCLEAR sub? I'll give you $10... 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5636 Hate to let her go, but we’re moving to Nebraska. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5637 Do U-boat? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5638 Proof of Originality? You're asking me for the subtitle? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5639 I can’t believe you even repeated “Everything but onions”. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5640 That's not the average sub, you'd get for a few dollars! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5641 Oh yeah, that’s right. I’m also selling sandwiches. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5642 Do you home deliver the sub? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5643 I'd let it go for a song. Do you know "Yellow Submarine"? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
5644 No, uniform is not included 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5645 I could do ten bucks if it still has the torpedoes” 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5646 Twelve billion or make me an offer. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5647 I'll take that and a copy of The Beatles Yellow Submarine record. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5648 It's one of those French-built diesel-powered subs that the Australians just rejected. I'll give you a good price. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5649 It's a second. You're not supposed to actually see it. 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
5650 I would like two tickets to ride on the last voyage of the “Yellow Submarine”... 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5651 I can’t fathom for selling for anything less than my asking price. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5652 Oh that. Five billion! Plus a bucket of salt water…at no additional cost, thank me very much. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5653 Uh, how much?? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5654 Does this include delivery? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5655 That’s my asking because it’s only been driven once during Super Bowl 38 and captured a wardrobe malfunction. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5656 You have buy the whole fleet 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5657 we have to raise money for the Biden legislative agenda 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5658 If you let the air out I'll put it in my trunk. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5659 What kind of miles to the gallon does this get ? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5660 do you have anything in a more lime green? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5661 There are no secrets to sell if you buy it. It's a Russian sub. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5662 This baby only has 50,000 nautical miles on it. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5663 ‘How much for the upside down blimp?’ 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5664 How much?" 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5665 So this was used by El Chapo? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5666 How big is the crew? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5667 Bargain hunting for Red October? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5668 $42 million. Firm. If you want, take it for a spin around the block. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5669 Transportation not included, but you can keep it here until the end of hurricane season. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5670 Does it come with training wheels? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5671 Mom wouldn't let me keep it. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5672 Does Red October over here come with a lifetime supply of Febreze? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5673 Is the reactor included in the price? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5674 Is this included in the $ .25 cent box ? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5675 Do you also have a bathtub that fits in? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5676 No Yellow Submarine? How about Rubber Soul? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5677 I’m interested. Can you plug it in? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5678 You OK with me taking a spin around the block to see how this baby runs before we make a deal? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5679 Im just getting rid of my office supplies. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5680 $3.4 billion, take it or leave it. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5681 Sorry, no test propulsions. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5682 Posing as a buyer, Sheldon’s real intention was to determine the relationship between male organ size and the type of vehicle they drive. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5683 Sorry, I don't remember what I paid for it. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5684 Working from home now. Little space for the sub. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5685 Does the Virginia pair well with beurre d’arachide on brioche? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5686 No son, it's not a sandwich, but it does come with secret sauce. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5687 If you want I could do a deal on the skis and the submarine. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5688 No, I moved the flamingo first. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5689 How much for the giant bath toy?" "Australia leftover sale: half-off. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5690 Five hundred. Not going any higher. It’s vintage but not antique. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5691 It's the new iBM suppository. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5692 Ahoy. Do you have a yellow submarine? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5693 Is this the Red October sale? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5694 One of our submarines is missing tonight. Seems she ran aground … “ With apologies to Thomas Dolby 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5695 I'll give you 5$ for the big one 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5696 You wouldn't be the first to try to torpedo the idea. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5697 Don’t worry, you can float her out of here with the next weather system. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5698 How much is that, SIR. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5699 $240 million and that's firm. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5700 Affirmative. It’s 5 bucks for all you can carry… 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5701 I'll take 500 million, but, no, I won't help you load it into your car. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5702 Will you deliver for an extra $5? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5703 Yes, it works. You just need to nuke it. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
5704 Is it okay if I park this here? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5705 Do you think it could be repurposed into a cute doghouse? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5706 So… is that considered in the yard? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5707 You can’t afford it, kid. Now scram. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5708 No, you can’t do burnouts. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5709 Is it nuclear or diesel? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5710 Excuse me, but you want me to find you how much water? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5711 Does it have the latest Virginia-class reactors? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5712 Hey, this is Jersey. It’s the settlement on my flood insurance. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5713 The house is under water. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5714 No you fool. How do you think I got here? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5715 Can I bring it back if it doesn't fit in my bathtub? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5716 That one is for free. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5717 Yea, it comes complete with a 90 day supply of food, too! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5718 Do the nuclear missiles go with it too? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5719 You say it was only driven to church on Sundays 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5720 Is it insured for civilian use? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5721 no...it's not a bathtub toy...punk! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5722 The submarine has a deep, deep discount. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5723 I can sell it to you only if you have a fishing license. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5724 It’s not for sale. We plan on selling the house a living under water for a few years. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5725 Oh that one... $22 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5726 What’s the mpg on this bad boy? 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
5727 Don't touch it. It bites. But it is almost new. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5728 How much for the Transformer? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
5729 is it approved for a sub-prime mortgage? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
5730 $5.00 for your boat, if you throw in the golf clubs! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5731 Is the price negotiable? 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5732 No, it doesn't have a pool. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5733 Yeah, I get that it’s a great bargain for the sub, but why is the user guide in French? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5734 Do you have the mate to that one? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5735 This is the French submarine that the Australians did not want 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5736 Five dollars. Not a penny less. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5737 I'll give you a peanut butter sandwich for it. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5738 Oui monsieur. Zay are going cheeeep. Ex Oh-stray-leee-an stock... 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5739 OH BROTHER! i HEAR YOU HAVE REFUSED THE SHOT. I SUPOSE YOU ARE NOW UN-EMPLLOYED! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5740 Is the periscope still under warranty? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5741 Does it come with a trailer to hook up to my car? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5742 My life’s changed a lot since my business went under. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5743 But sir, if I paid that amount, i’d go under! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5744 I guess the government is desperate for funds. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5745 Yes, it still runs. Engine's clean. I'm only selling it because I don't have enough garage space. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5746 When I picked apples in high school, I sold the apples they paid me with on a street corner. Now I'm a commander of nuclear subs. Same exact thing. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5747 So you’re telling me that it’ll go for 20 bucks if I help you get rid of the bodies inside, MAN what a deal! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5748 Would you have one in yellow? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5749 So, payment plan? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5750 Throw in some rope to tie it to my roof rack? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5751 Chinese? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5752 Yeah sir, it was really made in Colombia! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5753 I have a brother; do you have two? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5754 Sleep on the couch? As if. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5755 Is the price with lemonade or without? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5756 Souvenir from my service. Nuclear powered & all. Going cheap. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5757 Price is negotiable. We're raising money for my kids' school. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5758 If she doesn’t sink, I want my money back. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5759 Furnished,or un—? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5760 "Look, if I go any lower on this offer then I'm gonna be completely underwater! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5761 So I guess that you lost? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5762 It’s a relic from the Cold War; much better than the neighbor’s bomb shelter, especially this close to the Coast. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5763 Ditching the U-boat for an iBoat? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5764 Is this the hybrid model? I am trying to reduce my carbon footprint." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5765 Sorry,that was final sail. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5766 Sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you the asking price. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5767 $29.95 for the skis or the sub, but the nuclear warheads are extra 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5768 How about a bundle with the 8 Tracks? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5769 So...about the sub.....do you offer price match? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5770 Can I give it a test dive? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5771 This is great! I'm collecting the set! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5772 You really need to stop using our yard for this. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5773 I’m sorry but out of habit I will only haggle on price if you’re a police officer 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5774 this is my late entry for the oct 18 Issue: "Working from home has it's ups and downs." 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5775 I don't use it any more. It's French. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5776 Does a trailer come with that? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5777 It’s a one off. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5778 I can throw in two torpedoes and a slightly used trampoline. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5779 It's 30 bucks but getting it home is on you. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5780 I’m more of a dom now. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5781 Because I went down with the ship. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5782 The wading pool sent separately. Makes no sense, I know. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5783 Does this thing come with a warranty? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5784 THE NEIGHBORS ARE COMPLAINING THAT IS FULL OF SEAMEN. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5785 'Is this the blimp from "Up"?' 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5786 ‘well, if the Taliban has no use for it…how’s 5 bucks?’ 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5787 Is that the one the Aussie's don't want? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5788 No. I returned yours. That’s mine. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5789 Does it still work…? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5790 It's embarrassing but in my teens, I was into subversive countercultures. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5791 What do you think the 'sub' in 'Subaru' stands for? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5792 Do you think it will fit if I put the back seat down? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5793 Only three billion bucks — a real bargain, believe me. Without the missiles and torpedoes, I'll give it to you for two and a half. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5794 That'll cost you eight years. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5795 How much are those golf clubs? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5796 No lemonade? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5797 How many nautical miles on the odometer? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5798 I’m a retired pilot now. Btw., everything goes for $1.- 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5799 ...and you're positive no assembly is required? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5800 Are ICBMs included? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5801 The price won't sink you, but the regulations are a minefield. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5802 Have you listened to King Bczzar/Reverbnation ? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5803 How much for that sick underwater RV? #sublife 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5804 are you included with the submarine, handsome? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5805 Does that come with a tax rebate, since I already technically paid for it? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5806 But sir, does it come in yellow? #weallliveinayellowsubmarine 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5807 Do you have one of these in beige? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5808 NO, the batteries ARE NOT included. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5809 The French will even throw in a second sub for half price 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5810 $2.8 billion without delivery. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5811 Batteries and torpedoes are not included. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5812 I'll give you 2 bucks for it. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5813 You're gonna need a bigger pool. Or whatever floats your boat. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5814 Yes, this sub was christened the S. S. Liminal. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5815 I've got the cash but carry seems impossible 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5816 Does it come with free WiFi...? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5817 You can have it only if I come with it! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5818 Does it come with the manual? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5819 I know. Tell your son to wait a few days before mowing the lawn. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5820 I swear it’s not a seamen stain @shittynewyorkercartooncaptions 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5821 Sorry kid, no returns or Substitutions 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5822 No, I don't know if the nuclear warheads still work. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5823 Does it come with WiFi capability? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5824 Are you strictly cash and carry, or could we talk? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5825 Does the sub come with membership in our local yacht club? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5826 Yeah… It's just a cost cutting measure…the crew is in there. They think they're still on Patrol. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5827 Are you sure it's working? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5828 Twenty-five bucks? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5829 It’s nice, but can you come down from $42 Million at all? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5830 Does it come with launch codes? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5831 Is there a manual that goes with this? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5832 No personal checks, strictly cash-and-carry. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5833 No, I won't take 50 cents for it. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5834 Maritime dementia -- patient thinks he is back home, at a yard sale. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5835 Say, don't you think the folks who got all our humvees and helicopters might want that for their collection? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5836 Does it make a safer world ? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5837 It wouldn’t fit into the new bathtub. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5838 My kids keep punching the Launch button. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5839 You should give this sub back to my mom. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5840 It’s in fair condition, but it has good bones. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5841 so you're *sure* this one won't catch fire? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5842 Is it eco friendly? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5843 Sub? Seems dominant. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
5844 I'm guessing this "boat" ain't worth much now? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
5845 Are you sure it's Lego? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5846 '"Can I trade in my lawn mower for this?" 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5847 I don't suppose you also have any giant bathtubs for sale? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5848 Hoe much for the yard *without* the sub? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5849 C’mon, like you never took a pen home from your job. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5850 I’d rather not sell it, but the wife wants the street view back. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5851 This must be the Led Zeppelin! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5852 Low Mileage and Fully Waterproofed 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5853 Honestly, because I'm under water on the mortgage. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5854 Are all your country’s deepest, darkest secrets included, and do you take Bitcoin? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5855 Can you get one bath tub size for my kid brother? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5856 He had his sense of humor surgically removed before heading to sea. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5857 Faire une offre. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5858 If you throw in the uniform,I'll take it. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5859 Pristine? There is water damage everywhere. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5860 Can you give a sub-drive? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5861 This one is on sale, right? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5862 I think it’s too big for the wading pool. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5863 Gas or electric? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5864 Does this come with the user manual? AFAF 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5865 That’ll be $ 8,000 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5866 can you deliver to my driveway? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5867 My wife left me. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5868 No, sorry, but it won't work in your pool. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5869 Mate, it looks good but I just got a great deal on these from the US government. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5870 It has a throw-weight of 45 independently targeted newspapers. You'll finish your route in under two minutes. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5871 This is great. I was hunting for a Red October! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5872 Excuse me. I think my cat is under your submarine. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5873 I would tell you the cost of the sub but I don’t think you could handle the truth.” 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5874 Does this have the nuclear package? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5875 How big is your pool? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5876 Can I take it for a quick test dive? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5877 Give me 86 million, and I'll throw in the skis for nothing. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5878 Sure, you could pull a water skier. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5879 My four year old will love this for the bathtub. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5880 How's the Wi-Fi range? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5881 How much for the yellow submarine? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5882 You got it. 100 bucks for the bike, dining set, golf clubs, pair of skies, flatscreen TV, side table, football, watches, books, CDs and … nope that’s it, right? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5883 I'm afraid it's not the Red October 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5884 How much for just the tip? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5885 Of course the soft serve machine works. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5886 Well kiddo, I'll sell my man-sub cheap because of the torpedo hole and bad football reception on Sundays. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5887 Yes, but I'm selling the nuclear missiles separately. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5888 You could have put it up for auction online, you know ? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5889 When I said I needed your biggest Nuclear secrets, I didn’t mean literally Mr. Toebbe” 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5890 Has the VIN number been scratched off? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5891 Depreciation you know? I'll give you $5 for it. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5892 When the wife left she didn't separate out her CDs so there are a bunch of duplicates from before we met. Mostly funeral dirges, because those were very popular. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
5893 I got it from France for a steal. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5894 As is, where is. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Confidentiality agreement included in the cost. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5895 It's French. Any other questions? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
5896 Only $450 million but you have to truck it away. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5897 No, the ordnance doesn't come with it. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
5898 It’s 1000.00$ for the nuclear bombs, 25.99$ for the submarine. You can get both for 1019.62$ ! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5899 The commute to work is too slow. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
5900 Four hundred million. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5901 How much is it for the submarine? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5902 Yes, as a matter of fact, it was built in France. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5903 Does the price include shipping to my cottage in Maine? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5904 Would you take $2,000,000 for this and the fondue set? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5905 I‘m waiting for the fuel rods coming from Iran 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5906 Does it come with a Captain and crew? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5907 Is the mortgage underwater? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5908 Does that come in yellow ? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5909 Might this qualify as a tiny house? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5910 Donnez-moi un break 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5911 With the way sea levels are going, this baby is going to be a necessity 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5912 Was that made in France? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5913 Good afternoon Sir, one question: this one works with AA or AAA batteries? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5914 Any idea what happened to the landing gear? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5915 Our military-industrial complex won't fuel itself, son. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5916 That's classified, but I'll take a dollar for it. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5917 Whatever you think it's worth but it might leak a little. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5918 Shipping and handling are NOT included. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5919 Imsmamfns 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5920 Hmm….I’ll give you 5 bucks for it 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5921 I’ll throw in the trailer hitch for free… 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5922 Can you tell me the way to New London Connecticut? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5923 Does the price include the docking permit? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5924 Is it okay if I park my brand new submarine on your lawn? Parking this thing fucking sucks I don’t why I decided to buy this 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5925 So, where does the license plate go? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5926 I think i left my property paprs at home. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5927 Ten bucks! How bout eight and I'll pay you in two dollar bills? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5928 When will you have the other half on sale? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5929 How much for that if I also buy the ski's. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5930 I’m getting divorced and this is only for nuclear families” 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5931 Does it include the Captain?!!! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5932 How much? I heard the schools are short on subs. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5933 I’m moving into a tiny house. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5934 Is that the sumbarine where Epstein didn't kill himself? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5935 Sure, you can take it for a spin. The keys are in the ignition. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5936 I'll throw in another $5 if I can get you to drive it to my house. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5937 Did this belong to Bezos? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5938 Captain Ramius, does it come with a screen door? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5939 That? That is an inflatable for a very large swimming pool. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5940 Five bucks for the Tom Clancy collection and throw in the sub. Deal? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5941 I’d like that gift wrapped please with a card that goes something like a Declaration of War! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5942 How much for the big tit? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5943 You’d get more for this with the nuclear codes…. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5944 Will you take $20.00? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5945 I can’t mow your lawn with that thing sitting on it It’s not a lawn. It’s a super secret sub base. And now you know too much. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5946 What’s the mileage on this thing? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5947 Excuse me Sir, if I buy the airplane, can you throw in the skis for the same price? Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5948 I’ll give you five bucks for the skis if you throw in the sub. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5949 Everything's for sale...I'm under water on it. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5950 If that's Red October, I'll take it. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5951 If it wasn’t for this unforeseen court case coming up….. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5952 Yes, Nucular. Was decommissioned after the Bush administration” 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5953 It's put on by the Navy Yard.x 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5954 Must sell soon for cash - Our house is under water. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5955 Does it come with the nukes or are you going to charge extra? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5956 We got it when our mortgage was under water. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5957 I marked it down 25%. You can do a van conversion even if it’s only a used icbm casing. It has nuclear power for heat and even comes with a radar range and sink sprayer. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5958 Since school is starting soon, will you include the nukes if I pay the full price? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5959 How many miles? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5960 Do torpedoes come with 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5961 Is that sub on a rice flour bun? how much to add cheese and onions? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5962 How many foot longs does it fit? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5963 I’m guessing it was between this and the painting of the dogs playing poker 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5964 I got a bit underwater on the payments, so you can have it for a song. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5965 I could sell you, but I'd have to kill you. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5966 Ooh la la.. très belle sculpture…I take this one 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5967 Yeah, I was in that movie "Hunt for Red October" and this was one of the props. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5968 Does this come with a carry case? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5969 Pilot? Or as is? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5970 Throw in the uniform and you've got a deal" 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5971 Only used once. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5972 I’m sorry. We are all out of the pink ones. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5973 Too big for the pool? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5974 By any chance, do you have the manual for that? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5975 You'll have to talk to Mr.& Mrs. Toebbe about the nuclear warheads. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5976 Admiral Jimmy John, Is this Cold War Sub #3? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5977 I'll take that one, it'll be a real subject piece. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5978 It's French. Slightly ill-used. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5979 No..Los Angeles class, don’t you see the bungalow 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5980 If I buy two, do I get a discount? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5981 If I buy it I can’t come back to pick it up until tomorrow. Is that OK? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5982 Half the battle is getting it into your trunk. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5983 yes, I’m interested in this miniature mock-up 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5984 I was going for the ‘Warby Parker’ of the Suez Canal trade route. It didn’t work out. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5985 Is it ok if I park in your garden? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5986 If it doesn’t fit in our bathtub, I’m bringing it back. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5987 If you buy ten, you get one free. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5988 It's a great day when our schools get all the money they need thanks to our Navy yard sales. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5989 Nope, no hangers. Just a hangar. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5990 How to move it? I'll get a tugboat for you. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5991 I prefer to drive a stick. Is that an option? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5992 I can't let it go for anything less than $20,000. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5993 What do you want for the Boeing 737 Max 8? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5994 Are the launch codes included or are they extra? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5995 Electric, gas or nuclear? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5996 You can say that I got it from a mutual uncle -Uncle Sam- but I won’t. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5997 'For a hundred million I'll throw in the uniform. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5998 Can you do 2-hr Delivery? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5999 You have one of these in pink? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6000 Do the instructions come in English? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6001 That'll be from Newport News ship yard sake 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6002 So, you’re saying I can charge this thing in my garage? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6003 We've been underwater for a while with this one. We need to sell fast. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6004 Try the Australian government they are looking to replace their submarines 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6005 We all live in a nuclear submarine Nuclear submarine, nuclear submarine We all live in a nuclear submarine Nuclear submarine, Nuclear submarine 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6006 Water is included. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6007 Yes unfortunately, my mortgage is under water. Why do you ask? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
6008 Sir, Could I borrow this a few days for my science class? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6009 Ok, ok. I'll take $45 bucks for the golf clubs and throw in the sub. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
6010 It's only diesel and not nuclear, so I'm not paying more than $2. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6011 So I'll have one in a bottle. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
6012 If you park it behind your house, the HOA can’t object to it. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
6013 I left that out by mistake. It's not really for sale 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6014 Oh, you mean the TOY BOAT! Yes, the TOY BOAT is for sale. Would you like to buy the TOY BOAT? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
6015 No crew, but I can say the half dozen warheads work. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
6016 Does it have CarPlay? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
6017 Gotta sell everything — we’re in deep waters. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
6018 Can I sea the inside? 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
6019 The Space Force decided their new steel blimps had a fatal flaw. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6020 Is delivery included? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6021 I suffer from claustrophobia." 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6022 Do you have one for the same price that's less nuclear? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6023 Is this the one that the secrets were sold about? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6024 What if I throw in a month's supply of foie gras? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6025 It's part of a set with the skis 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6026 How much for the oversized bath toy? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
6027 It's getting late in the day. Sure, I'll take fifty cents. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6028 Not seventy-five cents, huh. How about five dollars. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6029 No, you can't get mayo on this sub. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6030 It works fine, I just sank enough into it. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6031 Will you take a down payment? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6032 The seat is fully reclinable if you know what I mean. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6033 Paper or plastic? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6034 I’ll buy it if I can paint it yellow. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6035 All right $48 million, but I'm not throwing in the skis. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
6036 Is this French? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
6037 Between us, I wouldn't buy anything if you live at this neighborhood's elevation. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6038 Yes, I'm afraid I already sold the bathtub. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6039 Can I get yellow paint to go with this? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6040 Yes, it’s the highlight of the yard sale: a nuclear sub from the great North Korean leader to our great former leader. Don’t be alarmed, both say it’s unarmed. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6041 Do you come with the sub? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6042 Is there a warranty? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6043 I can let it go for a billion if you do Venmo 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6044 Whady’a mean ‘thar she blows’ She don’t blow. You blow! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6045 I’ll throw in the TV for free. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6046 Did someone already pick up the model of the Titanic? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6047 Are you under water on your mortgage? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6048 When I grow up, I’ll become Prime Minister of Australia, and have enough money to buy some of these! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6049 It just couldn't fit in the garage. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6050 Shipyard, fool. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6051 Look, if you don’t stop propositioning me for sexual favors I’m gonna call the cops! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6052 Do you have any other board games? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6053 Upgrading fleet to caution tape Yellow finally got approval?! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6054 But it was originally overvalued… 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6055 If you buy the bike, I'll through the sub in for free. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6056 May I dismantel to provide transfer of ownership.. also for other magazine copy of Oct 18th.. Matt's Girly and Grime... my version for the Lady consumer.. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
6057 No sail. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6058 It runs on baking soda? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
6059 Sorry, it's "as is." I got a phone call that my vehicle warranty has expired. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6060 I’ll take it if you’re offering subprime loans. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
6061 What sort of deal can you give me if I also get the rubber duck? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6062 Look, buddy...If this thing is 100% legit and street-legal, I'll give you $10.75....Not a penny more. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6063 Boy: I need a science fair project...How much for that bottle rocket? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
6064 I won it in the Bidding War of ‘79. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
6065 We're making room for a new subtenant so everything most go. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
6066 It's quite efficient - it gets about one foot per gallon in open water. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6067 It's simple really, the Secretary decided to retire and sell the Presidential Submarine, Whale Force One." 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6068 You sell your submarine sandwiches; I'll sell my submarine. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
6069 not exactly the way I get my tax dollars back, but I'll take it 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6070 Why are you selling it for $1? Because the taxes of parking it wil be more than your life savings. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6071 Must be French? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6072 My father’s company went under. It’s all we have left. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
6073 Does the sub come with all the accessories? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
6074 The peanut butter sandwich costs extra. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
6075 Nuclear or not? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
6076 Only 19,999 leagues? Will you take 50 cents? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6077 Sorry, I sold the manual yesterday to a fine Russian gentleman. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
6078 I heard you were underwater! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6079 French, huh? I guess I’ll take it. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6080 I don’t have exact change, do you take Venmo? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
6081 No no, thish boat ish called ehhh... Red NOVEMBER! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
6082 Afghanistan begins liquidating US leftovers. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6083 U-boat? For an even $3 billion, it could be a you-boat. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6084 Does this cost more because it's the only item with shading? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6085 No Young man, I cannot divulge how deep it will go. Just get your Dad to put it into the water and paddle around “ 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6086 Self-driving submarines, it seems, need more testing. Want to see what you can do for today's navy? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6087 Does this mean the laws of physics have been abrogated? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6088 Applying a little Freudian theory here captain, I have a hypothesis as to why some refer to you as 'micro-man.' 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6089 It’s an Australian ex-demonstrator model. Very low miles. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6090 It fell off. Half price for neighbors and allies. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6091 Sure, it will fit in your bathtub. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6092 ..and its nuclear so it has a very low carbon footprint 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6093 The Trident sub? I 1.1644 0.06173 73 66 2 5
6094 They cleaned up after that Danish journalist was found though, right? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6095 The sub is very underpriced. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
6096 "Are you nuts? $500 dollars? It ain't even 'yellow!' 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6097 Excuse me, is transportation included in the price? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6098 I thought you lived in a yellow submarine. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6099 Everything’s gotta go. We’re underwater on the mortgage 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
6100 Does this come with a warranty or...? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
6101 Excuse me.......does this comes with a remote? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6102 Hey Gibbs, How did you get it out of your basement? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6103 The one I bought from the back of a comic book was a ripoff. Can I see your credentials? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6104 No haggling. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6105 Sorry, no, I can't accept "Pepsi Points" as currency 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6106 Is the submarine originally from France? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6107 Are the torpedoes still in there? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6108 Yes, it is ironic that I need to sell it because my mortgage is underwater. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6109 How many miles does it get to the gallon? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6110 Think you could take her down to periscope level while we have a barbecue? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6111 If that's indeed the Kursk, I'd like to inspect the part that isn't drawn here before I make you an offer. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6112 It's missing the torpedoes, but otherwise in good condition. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6113 That's because it's priceless, son. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6114 That's 5 million in crypto, no questions asked and keep it quiet. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6115 Sorry kid, ya gotta be 18 or older. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6116 Would you take a dollar? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6117 It’s sold as-is, where-is, kid; don’t ask so many questions 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6118 Could you fathom to throw in that big league hat? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6119 How much extra for the bag? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6120 Is this the original yellow submarine? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
6121 Oh, no, I NEVER fired my torpedoes, they're too expensive! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
6122 Do you think it will fit if I put the seats down? 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
6123 Are you here to offer me a price or do you think I stole it? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6124 You may want to put that in the garage...it's supposed to rain. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
6125 NO!!! I won't take Ten Bucks for it!" 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6126 You ever catch a land-shark with that thing? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6127 If this is the French one, I don't want it either. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6128 I'll keep it for you until the next flood. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6129 Can you hold it for me while I try to raise the $100,000?" Submitted by: Victor Paddock 11931 Westminster Ave. Los Angeles, CA 90066 Tel. (310) 390-101 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6130 Bob, just because I’m dressed as a navy captain for Halloween doesn’t mean you can flog me your U-boot. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
6131 Would you like fries with that? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6132 Hi, I’m Dom. I think that might be just what I’ve been looking for. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6133 Down the block there's a really cool abandoned military hardware sale from Afghanistan. And their prices are way better than yours. 1.1622 0.01397 74 65 9 0
6134 No, it doesn't submerge. It's a styrofoam decoy. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6135 Okay, I will take the sub if you throw in the bike, too! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6136 Do you also see a clown in the drain over there? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6137 I won’t go below 300 meters for it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6138 Batteries not included. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6139 As required by law, the nuclear generator has been removed 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6140 Sorry, I still can’t tell you how deep it can go. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6141 You squashed Rover. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6142 If my dad buys it for me will I have to wait until I'm 16 and have a learner's permit to take it down? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6143 Would you take $1,499,999 for it? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6144 Throw in two more items and I’ll make you a deal. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6145 I'll give you $1000 if you deliver it. But change to your khaki uniform first. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6146 Yes, it comes with chips and a drink. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6147 That one's gonna fly right off the shelf! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6148 Ok, I can throw that in for an extra fiver 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6149 Do you have any torpedoes for it? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6150 Can i borrow for my class project?? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6151 It’s cloaking abilities are unparalleled, they will never know it was there. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6152 I notice you listed this as sub marine. Have you got any in marine. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6153 Throw in one of the seven seas and I'll take it. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6154 Does it come equipped with daily Q-Drops? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6155 How many miles per Megaelectron volt does it get 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6156 When I ordered it from China, I didn't realize the instructions would be written in Chinese. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6157 I'd like ten thousand marbles please. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6158 Does it come with the box? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6159 Can you have it shipped to Sydney 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6160 How many nuclear missiles can it carry ? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6161 For $100,000, I will deliver it to your home in a sandwich. Submitted by Elizabeth Lewandowski 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6162 My garage was getting a bit overcrowded. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6163 If it doesn't work can I bring it back? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6164 The military is letting these things go for a song. Put it in your yard and we'll order more. I'll split 51%. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6165 No, I doubt it will fit in the bathtub. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6166 You think I could fit it into a Sandwich? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6167 Is it automatic or stick? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6168 So how much the Chinese version costs?Also,what about its Russian counterpart? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6169 I’ll give you $5 for the sub. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6170 ''YES, I SEE B M'' '' 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
6171 Are you sure I get clear title ? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6172 We've done many war crimes together... I'm just downsizing to a drone. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6173 We used this to start a war in Afghanistan then leave only 20 years later. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6174 Do you see a little red tag on the submarine? No. That's because the submarine isn't for sale, bud. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
6175 I was in the Air Force. Why would I trade the bike and golf clubs for your submarine?" 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6176 Throw in Hunt For The Red October and you’ve got a deal. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
6177 Sorry, you don't have a need to know. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6178 Does it come with an ah-oohga horn 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6179 I'm hoping the Chinese stop by. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6180 I hate letting it go but my mortgage is under water. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6181 how much for your Das Boot? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6182 Next time I'll have a tag sale so it's clearer. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6183 Will you hold it while I go get my trailer? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6184 But are you positive the sonar will keep my in-laws from finding us? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
6185 we only have a one-car garage so it has to go and sorry...no delivery. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6186 In this hot housing market, you say your house is underwater? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6187 Does it come with peanut butter sandwiches and bandaids? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6188 Jeff—can I call you Jeff? Vice Admiral Jeff. I’d be happy to take this Ballistic missile sub off your hands, just slide me one of those blueberry scones and a copy of Tootsie on VHS and we have a deal. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6189 - How much for that one? - It's not for sale, just attracts attention 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6190 Well, how deep are your pockets? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6191 20 bucks or I'm walking. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6192 Sorry, I’m not going lower than $2.5 billion. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6193 When the economy crashlands,it is a firesale on the runway. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6194 The Australians no longer wanted it. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6195 I'll give you $25.00 in a brown paper bag, meet me at the park bench! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6196 That’s the only sub but there is a PB&J around somewhere 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6197 Throw in a couple of gallons of yellow paint and you’ve got a deal 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6198 Sir, is that why you’re no longer at sea? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6199 Yeah, I had to buy it when I was underwater on my mortgage 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6200 Is it okay if I park here Serg.? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6201 Can you help witinh delivery? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6202 Do the nuclear warheads come with it? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6203 And the nuclear codes come with it? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6204 My house is under water and I’ve always wanted to live in a boat. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6205 I’d like to take for a test dive--‘Let’s Go, Brandon.’ 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6206 Y'all need better contract negotiators. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6207 Military surplus? YES has never been used Original manufacture retail price $450 billion Asking price $450 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6208 No,! it does not come with nuclear missals 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6209 20 bucks, final offer 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6210 Micahael Flynn’s yard sale 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
6211 It's a scale model, do not comes in another color. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6212 U-boat? No, me Dave. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6213 Do you deliver in Australia? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6214 It's French - good for recreational use, but not very quiet. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6215 How's the gas mileage? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6216 If. It doesn’t fit in my house can I return it? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6217 Looks like you’re downsizing to a cape. Does a trailer come with it so I can get it to the boat launch? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6218 Knock off $200 million and we've got a deal. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6219 My dad wants to know if you'll throw in the trailer 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6220 Does your price include moving it to water? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6221 Sir,Are you permitted to reveal how many nautical knots this goes? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6222 She dives great, but the navigation clearly needs some work. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6223 Do you think this will fit in my car? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6224 If this guy Australia doesn't show up for this I definitely will take it off your hands. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
6225 I would like to buy that bloon deflated 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
6226 Will you take twenty-five cents? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6227 You idiot....the reason why I am asking for more money is because the dead bodies are still in there. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6228 This is perfect for your underwater mortgage. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6229 " "Will the size of this object affect the grass?" 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6230 Wow, you really brought this from all the way from Scotland? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6231 If I tell you how much, I will have to kill you. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6232 I did not say 'Sink my ship', I said 'Sing 'My ship''. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6233 I was just wondering if it comes with some really cool nuclear ballistic missiles. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6234 Is there a giant squid that goes with this, or is it extra? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6235 How much are you asking for the blimp? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6236 I don't know about your taxes! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6237 I’ll throw in another dollar if the yard comes with it 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6238 Is that sub powered with French or American nuclear fuel? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
6239 I hear this gets 5 years to the surfacing. What’s your best offer? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
6240 Found this in a peanut butter sandwich,make me an offer. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6241 Yeah, my idiot wife said we have to sell my submarine so we can buy a house that we don't have to crouch to enter. Thanks, de Blasio! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6242 Expecting a lot of rain? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6243 The Aussies don't want it anymore. They say it keeps circling around and coming back to them. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6244 I'll have what she's having. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
6245 Sure, you can live in it, but why do you want to paint it yellow? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6246 Yeah, kid, I got a good guidebook to Venice. But forget about the sub. You can't dock under the Grand Canal anymore. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6247 Sir! There is some information about some items that are for sale in this yard that is Classified! Sir! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6248 Make it $19.95, throw in the water skis and I'll take it. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6249 So it's discounted because it is diesel, right? Any guarantee on seaworthines? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6250 do you do deliveries? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6251 It was taking up too much space in the garage. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6252 Does it include windshield wipers? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6253 You told me that submarine was yellow. Ripoff! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6254 But can it shoot missiles from sea? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6255 Can I trade in my skate board for it? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6256 Oh, this right here, $5.50 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6257 It’s not classified, but zoning’s a problem—and I wouldn’t suggest a shake-out cruise, or even a dry run. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6258 You want to drive? Let’s see your qual card, nub. DINQ, just like I expected. Just because I’m your dad doesn’t mean I’ll blaze it. Here’s your Letter of Reprimand too. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
6259 Where to? What next 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6260 I recommend you get the optional camo. It's only five hundred dollars more and a real bargain for all the cute fish, crustacean, and starfish decals guaranteed to confuse your enemy. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
6261 Can I have it on French with Swiss? No onions. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
6262 How much do you want for it? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6263 Your submarine is not part of the easement. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6264 Your neighbor has this without ICBMs for $3 billion. Will you match his price? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6265 It comes with two marine beads, crew and Captain's quarters, rec room, and galley for a sub-stantial saving 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6266 What did you expect? It's the Suburbs. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6267 D'ya have a price in mind or is it OBO? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6268 You can have it for the price of hauling it away, and denuclearizing it. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6269 Do you have one of those in another color? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6270 Will this work underground like Nebuchadnezzar, in The Matrix? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6271 my mother used it only on sundays to go to church 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6272 How many does it seat? I'm flying my family in from Tijuana. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6273 Oh, fuck! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
6274 I'll trade you for a peanut butter sandwich. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6275 I never realized you worked for Pepsi! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6276 Sorry,no. You have to provide your own transportation. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6277 This one will help you make a big splash. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6278 I was looking for a subcompact model. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6279 I'll give you $10 if you can get it to my backyard 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6280 How much with the launch code football? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6281 The sub? Toppings are extra. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6282 Yes, it comes with a book of instructions. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6283 Is this your only one? I've been searching for Led Zeppelin II. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6284 We may have won the war with it but does it still work ? " 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6285 Yes, but can I get one in Teal & Gold ? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
6286 I might be interested, but could I use your bathroom? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6287 I'm not the Maitre D' and that's not edible. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
6288 There are a lot of places that deliver subs! OK your admiralty, how much for the 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
6289 And here I thought you were underwater on your *house*. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6290 Is there a pool in the back yard? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6291 Australia said no 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6292 Would you toss in the wading pool? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6293 Guaranteed not encumbered by French sanctions. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6294 So, does it come with a marina berth? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6295 I'll give you $12 if you throw in the skis. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6296 You could paint it yellow, but that has already been done. " submi 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6297 That’s right, made in France, one owner. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6298 Yeah have it for free, it just landed in the yard 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6299 How much for your mom’s dildo? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6300 Won't be able to use it anymore since we're moving inland. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6301 How much for the sub? Is it nuclear or diesel? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6302 Does this come with you? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6303 How does it do on fuel? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6304 Is this the diesel or nuclear version? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6305 Will you take $30 million? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6306 Great Can I get that loaded to go Please don’t forget the hot peppers 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6307 Do you know if that still works? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6308 Where does the joey go? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6309 Does the sub come fully armed? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6310 Sorry, sir, that's not for sail. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6311 Can I buy the plans separately? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6312 But that doesn't look very much like a Yellow Submarine to me! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6313 If you've got another one of those in your other pocket, I'll eat my hat. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6314 I'm sorry that was already purchased by two suburbanite neighbors. It must be delivered to them inside a peanut butter sandwich. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6315 But it was decommissioned, right? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6316 Is this the old home to work commuter before Bezos hit the BIG TIME? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6317 You can fit it anywhere with stealth mode on. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6318 How much will you take for just the nose? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6319 I'll take it if the 80 Sailors are still in the sub!!! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6320 No, just the house is underwater. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6321 Are you selling this by the yard?" 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
6322 Could you hold on to that for me until I can come back with my pick up? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6323 Did you try selling it on Marketplace? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6324 Does it come with a tailgate latch? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6325 Did you make this with a kit? Jan Hazard 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6326 Could you move this, please, so I can get a better look at the yard? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6327 What could you possibly want this for, Gulliver? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6328 Its over 50 years old, of course the yellow paint wore off 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6329 Plans alone cost $70K, and you think I’d let the real thing go for $75?? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6330 Why is it yellow, and why don't you live in it anymore? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6331 It fell off the back of a jeep. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6332 Can I just buy the plans, Mr. Toebbe? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6333 Ah! It’s a navy yard. I get it ! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6334 Is there a rebate? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6335 Also, you can do donuts with it at any mall parking lot. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6336 Did you buy it with Pepsi points? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6337 This is just like when my school had a yard sale to fund the library. The Navy is having a yard sale to fund an attack submarine. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6338 It's classified Top Secret, but if you're interested, I'll throw in a peanut butter sandwich. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6339 Thats cool. I'll take the tv 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6340 Does this thing come with security clearance? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6341 Only used in domestic maneuvers. Lots of life left in this baby! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6342 Does it fly, or it's just fancy yard decoration? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6343 Well, how much for three yards? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6344 If I give you what you're asking for this monitor, will you throw in that? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6345 It's an heirloom my grandmother flew. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6346 How much for this bathtub toy? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6347 We all lived on a yellow submarine ... until she met Romeo. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6348 i didn’t want to have to sell, but it wouldn’t fit in my garage 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6349 Il a été construit pour les Australiens, mais... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6350 Do I need to get a permit first? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6351 I want to be upfront. The sub comes with an immovable bumper sticker that reads ‘I sink for Jesus’ 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6352 Lieutenant, I woke up with a '72 Carlton Fisk rookie card on my mind; but, a Shatner/Kirk '21 flight is also in my purview. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6353 I call it KN95, it’s the best of it’s kind. You can have it for five bucks. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6354 You will have to move it. This is a NO Parking Zone! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6355 I couldn't handle payments, they'll put me under water. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6356 Well, how ‘bout three bucks? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6357 Does it come with the nukes? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6358 Will there be a discount after 2 PM? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6359 Does it require a special permit? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6360 It's cheap. Our mortgage went underwater. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6361 Yep, it ran when parked. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6362 This is a SUBlime deal!! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6363 6 of you easy, and everything else you need you can get from TED talks 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6364 Where’s the other half? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6365 ' "sean connery" 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6366 Yeah, nice! But do you have the effervescent tablets that'll make it submerge in my bathtub? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6367 Does your price include delivery, a seaport berth and instructions. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6368 What if it does not fit in my bathtub. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6369 No, it doesn’t come with a warranty. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6370 ...and no, I will not throw in the skis. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6371 Will you throw in the tires? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6372 No big thing. Now, the intel on finding a VCR to play these tapes -- that's classified. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6373 They wanted to reduce military spending, so we’re reducing military spending 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6374 What's the lowest you'll go on this? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6375 Since the kids came along we wanted to trade in the old ride for something more family-friendly. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6376 $50 is out of my range but I'll give you $30 if it includes the torpedoes and the nuclear codes. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6377 She’s free to a good home, but I should warn you that she has some separation anxiety. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6378 Runs great but the missiles are in a container off Long Beach. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6379 Is transportation to an ocean covered in case it still runs? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6380 No, that’s not for sale. Just too big to fit in the garage 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6381 If you hire the movers its all yours. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6382 Don't worry about it blocking your solar panels. It's nuclear. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6383 So you're saying the stealth function might need a little TLC? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6384 The passengers are fine! I just promised my wife I would help with this. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6385 Do you deliver, and is there a delivery charge? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6386 I need to sell this prime sub because my mortgage is subprime. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6387 Do I get an Australian discount? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6388 Will you take less? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6389 So, is it nukelar or nuclear? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6390 would you do half off? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6391 It's full of my Mother's custard and it seems to be keeping. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6392 Do you have a SubFax on it? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6393 One lady owner, only drove it to the store on Sundays. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6394 I want to use it as an ADU.0, is it air conditioned? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6395 Will this be enough to take me to Mars? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6396 Sorry, I can't get the trailer out of the basement. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6397 Joe Biden forget which country he left it in. Make me an offer. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6398 Is there room for my rubber duckie? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6399 You dive a hard bargain. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6400 Do you have any more subs? Will you delieWill you deliver the sub? And do you deliver? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6401 No. You can not take a test drive. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6402 Does the price include the five sailors who are trapped inside? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6403 If I buy this, how much will it cost for me to refuel it? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6404 So does that only come in Venti? I’m looking for a tall 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6405 How much is that submarine in the window? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6406 Does this thing still work? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6407 If it really belonged to Paul McCartney,why isn 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6408 Can I take this with a pickle and a schmear of Mayo? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6409 Well, for $5.99, the Nukes better still work. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6410 Because it's too big to fit into the garage. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6411 Is this an original? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6412 Does it come with the inflatable pool? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6413 Sorry, I just sold it to someone from the Chinese navy. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6414 I want it out of my orbit. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6415 That's just one of the "small" mementoes I managed to sneak out of the office before I left for retirement. I'll take $200 and throw in the nuclear warheads. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6416 That's correct. Half price flash sale for the next half hour on all items. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6417 Can I have the big one? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6418 He finds the ski Divine. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6419 Stuntin’ is a habit.. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6420 I wanted to keep it, but the neighbors keep complaining about torpedo damage. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6421 ist das Boot? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6422 Does it come with a trailer? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6423 How many bathrooms does it have? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6424 That'll cost you an arm and a leg. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6425 And, if you've got the right size bathtub... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6426 How long to return it if I find one that’s nuclear? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6427 How would it do against the tank on General Milley's front lawn ? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6428 accept my ps4 in exchange ? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6429 Of COURSE she has her teaching credential! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6430 Unwittingly, I took home a few pens and stuff. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6431 That fella from Down Under will buy it! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6432 How many cans of Pepsi you want for this? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6433 So this is a yard sale. If I buy your yard, do I get that with it? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6434 It's still under wateranty. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6435 It still works,right? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6436 You can deliver 192 papers at a time 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6437 I’ll throw the drowned sailors in for free. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6438 Is that crusty*** party-boat for sale? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6439 Does this submarine come in yellow? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6440 I’ll take it. Can you deliver it to my parents’ pool? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6441 That’s a lot of leagues for the price. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6442 That one is 30 billion, but I can leave it to you for a small tax increment over the next 20 years. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6443 No, it's free hands 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6444 Est-ce un AKUS navire, Monsieur Commandant? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
6445 is: It said “sub-marine” but I’m more of a “dom-sailor.” 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
6446 $20 seems high when you can’t tell me if it can leap out of the water like the one in “Red October?” 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6447 Gas has become very expensive. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6448 Why yes, those are screen doors. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6449 Coz its parked at a class B wealth house…. he probably cant afford it, and i pretty sure a submarine should be stored in specific convenient location near the ocean. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6450 Does it come with torpedoes that could sink a boat, like say my dad's 26 foot sailboat? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6451 What sort of mileage does it get? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6452 Does it come in any color other than gray? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6453 Do I have to pay tax for that one? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6454 No I won't trade you for your Star Wars action figures. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6455 I obtained it through some Ukrainian guys in Florida as part of a blatant Quid Pro Quo. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6456 You'll need to speak with the realtor about the dry dock. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6457 Does it come with torpedoes, shipping and a warranty? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6458 How many nautical miles are on it? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6459 This thing wasn't made in France, was it? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6460 Are the nuclear missiles included? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6461 ''Is it landlocked?'' 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6462 Are you willing to lower the price based on leakage? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6463 Sorry, the full price, 2-day return policy only applies to the toy model. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6464 Das Deutsch 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6465 Can you do a better deal? I know it's French made. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6466 A dollar for that? I’ll give you a quarter. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6467 No, it can't replace your rubber ducky. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6468 I was her first mate. When I retired, they offered her to me at a discount. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6469 Does it come with a supply of nuclear fuel cells? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6470 Is this inimitable dirigible deliverable? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6471 I’m a Dom but I’ve never had a Sub like that!! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6472 My wife said I couldn't take work home anymore 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6473 Can it be delivered with a gift enclosure? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
6474 Captain, please deliver it to our high school swimming pool. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
6475 500 bucks? Are you conning me? 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
6476 Does it come with a matching bathtub? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6477 WTF, Payment plan. I'll take it! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6478 Is it possible to arrange for water to accompany the sub? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6479 If it’s Nuclear, I’d like to take it for a test ride. My neighbor’s dog never stops barking. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6480 Runs great, I just don't use it anymore. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6481 The sub - not for sale - it was to be in motion next week for a special effects experience- called sink or swim 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6482 It saw action in the cold cuts war. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6483 $1, hmmm, does it come with the Seamen? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6484 Do you have a certificate of authenticity? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
6485 No gas needed. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6486 Isn’t this thing mortgaged by China? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6487 Throw in the leaf blower with it and you've got a deal. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6488 Son, I ordered a sub sandwich. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6489 Yup: barely used, just as advertised. Hurry up and get it out of here. I'm starting to anticipate that new submarine smell. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6490 Do I have to wear an outfit like yours to fly this? I like shorts and slippers. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6491 No it doesn’t work… the sign doesn’t say “yar sail” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6492 Sure, the hull is a bit rusty. But the engine‘s as good as nuclear. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6493 Does this come in lime green...with stripes? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6494 How much for the tin can? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6495 That all? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6496 Does the nukes stop hurricanes? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6497 How much?" "One ping only Vasily 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6498 Cool ride dude! Custom made? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6499 Dad I know you're keen on halloween, but you can't just Rob the navy 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6500 What’s the destination fee? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6501 15¢ you say? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6502 Can I get the coat and hat, too? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6503 Does it still float? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6504 It reminds my wife of our time apart. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6505 Is that a screen door? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6506 'It sure is cherry?' Tell me something I don't know. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6507 Was it made in China? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6508 Installment Plan? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6509 ''How much are ya selling this for Mister?' 'That's classified son' 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6510 Excuse me Sir. It says “Le Exit” in the back. Is it a French submarine? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6511 ‘nice los angeles class nuclear ya’ got here. how much she going for?’ @callahandalyjudge 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6512 Sir- you'll have to be more specific- which submarine do you mean? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6513 Uranium not included 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6514 Is this really SUB-PAR? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6515 Have to get rid of it. Some silly covenant about no watercraft allowed to be parked in front of your house. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6516 Does it come fully furnished 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6517 Please do the gift wrap in waterproof paper, please. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6518 Does it come with spare parts? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6519 That is a comically large car you have there sir 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6520 that'll be 4 billion dollars for non-Americans, 40 dollars for Americans, that's including you. Big discount. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
6521 But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
6522 Just the tip ? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6523 what do you mean it doesn’t come with it’s own private lake 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6524 I'm not paying your inflated prices. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6525 Is it FLOATABLE? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6526 If I buy the submarine, will you throw in the manual and the golf clubs? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6527 uh - how much? How old? Fuel included? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6528 Does that price include the Polaris missiles? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6529 Looks like it is in pretty good condition. Do you have the title? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6530 It is a nuclear-electric powered hybrid" By Thomas Sievers 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6531 .... .... ..."This was one of the subs we used to fetch an Admiral's Son, home on weekends. He never missed the weekly, blind chess matches with his Aunt and Uncle.". Chris Mott Phila.Pa. Oct.2021 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6532 I’m outa here! Need the funds for a deserted island. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6533 I’ll give you a buck for the American Exceptionalism. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6534 If you are into radioactivity, this is for you! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6535 You got a deal kid. You buy the golf clubs and the football, I throw in the thing, 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6536 My left or your left? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6537 So...What's your lowest price you can do? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6538 No Bluetooth? Pass thanks 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6539 I want the sub but my Mom says I can’t buy it because there’s no lace to sail it here in Nebraska. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6540 The mortgage is underwater. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6541 Since my boyfriend left I don't feel like using it anymore, so it's only 20 bucks. Still got some juice in the reactor too... 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6542 No, I’m not the Sub-Mariner, I’m just a regular submariner. But yes, my name does happen to be Prince Namor. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6543 Do you think it will fit in the back of a Camry? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6544 It's a bit rusty, but they missiles are still intact. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6545 Does this come with a title search? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6546 That looks fun, but I was thinking of a somewhat less lethal bath toy 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6547 I'll take the sub if it comes with those secret CIA propulsion algorithms? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6548 ‘No….it’s not a Crappy French Sub Tub, knocked back by the Aussies’. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6549 And all I have to do is sign up for the credit card? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6550 Do you have the pink slip on this item? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6551 Will you take $1.00 for that? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6552 I'll give you 100 clams for it..." 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
6553 Sorry, can't go lower than 500M. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6554 The Australian guys didn't want it so I can let you have it cheap. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6555 Come on, it's better than a cruise ship. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6556 So last week I sell you my sub and uniform at a discount for fifty cents and this week you turn around and try to sell it for seventy-five? Cool, neighbor. Real cool. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6557 YES, I really do understand that you've known about E=mc2 since second grade, and I've accepted your offer of your weekly allowance until you reach puberty, BUT WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THIS RELIC OFF MY LAWN? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6558 Can I get an extended warranty? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6559 is your name Gibbs 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6560 It features all propellor drive, built in navigation, and a sun roof. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
6561 Sorry all I have is a twenty, does that work? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6562 Oh, well, I wasn't going to sell the U.S.S. Flotsum-n-Jetsum but as long as you asked...... 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6563 How about 10 bucks for the 8-tracks and you throw in the nuclear sub? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6564 It runs on either enriched Uranium or Plutonium-239. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6565 If its not sold by 3 oclock, would you consider dropping the price a little? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6566 browsing for a cheap helmet, do you have free parking? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6567 ‘That “a sub above” commercial really resonated with me.’ 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6568 Would you accept a filibuster proof payment from my future grandkids? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6569 Are you taking with what doesn't sell? Then will there be room for me? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6570 Do you take Renminbi? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6571 Does it run on batteries or only nuclear power? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6572 I'll give you a deal if you take the full squadron. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6573 Can I exchange it for this French contract I currently have? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6574 I’ll take it today if you deliver too. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6575 Jeez, France. You couldn't find another buyer? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6576 Will you fill the tank up for me? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6577 ‘Have you still got the Cold War that used to come with these?’ 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
6578 With my mortgage underwater, this will be perfect. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6579 The supply chain’s tight, so it’s 50% over retail. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6580 We actually call it the blimey limp sale. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6581 It's a balloon...10 bucks and it's yours. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6582 You're gonna laugh, but how big is you bath tub? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6583 Did this come from a smoke-free home? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6584 1,000 stories from those days that would have readers' eyes popping out of their heads, but our Huma is sticking to the well trod path. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6585 Who’s got the bigger nose 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6586 I will buy this off of you since it is Veteran's Day. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6587 Tactically speaking, not such a good move. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6588 So, can you deliver it for an extra 20? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6589 There's going to be a discount, right? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6590 I can give you a good price. How big is your bathtub? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6591 It's a souvenir from our last trip to Paris. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6592 Would you take five Australian dollars for the sub? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6593 But will it get me onto Antiques Roadshow? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6594 Hey Dad. Can we keep it? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6595 If you are a music fan, we also have something by The Cars." Earle Jacobs, East Windsor, NJ 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6596 This sale is because my mortage and my sub are both underwater." 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6597 Sure you can pick it up next week. Whatever doesn't float your boat. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6598 The French diesel? Make me an offer 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6599 Does it run on diesel orplutonium? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6600 No, it's bigger than that, and has four rather large sails, a lovely siren on the bow, and 100 drunken sailors. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6601 No, that's the neighbor's yard. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6602 Captain: "Yes, zis is real Russian submarine." Customer:  "Is it stolen?" Captain: "Niet, I'm out of spy job because of Trump rapprochement with Russia..." 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6603 Yes, but Afghanistan, is a landlocked county - "Ok, only then $,1000" 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6604 I'll take the monitor, if you throw in the sub. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6605 How much for the French nuclear sub? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6606 I'll have to check the "authorized to purchase" list first. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6607 Will you take 50 cents for it? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6608 What price are you floating on this baby?!? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6609 It’s a S-Class plus kid. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6610 I can let you have it for $4. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6611 When kids stop having bake sales for playgrounds, we can sell our submarines. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6612 Bonjour Captain Rondeaux! Any takers on the sub, mate? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6613 We caught a red eye because we heard you had a deal on a vintage New Yorker magazine collection. Shadi K. Denver, CO 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6614 You can test drive it if you leave a $2 billion deposit. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6615 No,it is not electric 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6616 Sir. You salute me correctly if you are interested in the sub. That salute is not correct.” 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6617 This is a lot bigger, but it isn’t as messy as a USB stick in a peanut butter sandwich 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6618 Hey, I just sold the secrets to this bucket ‘a bolts. How do you think my buyer’s gonna feel? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6619 John Travolta is finally leaving Florida. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6620 I take Crypto. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6621 Cash and fly? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6622 How many billions you got, sonny? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6623 It's my take-home sub. They let me keep it when I retired. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6624 Does it have cup holders? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6625 ay yo could i get the sub maringe for yarg sale? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6626 This is perfect. My friends told me I should try watching submarine races. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6627 But can it run crysis 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6628 Actually, it's a prop from "The Hunt For Red October." 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6629 You are selling it because it can't get deep enough because of global warming?!?!? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6630 Does the extended warranty cover parts and labor for the inevitable reactor overhaul? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6631 Does water come with it? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
6632 I’m interested in this yard you are selling… any chance that you could move the decorative submarine so I can have a better gander at the grass? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6633 Do have any more of these in a different color? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6634 Can I get the skis free if I buy this submarine? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6635 How many miles per gallon does this get? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6636 Technically, yes, they do… 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6637 Would you throw it in if I bought the dining set? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6638 does this take regular unleaded? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6639 Is the underwater mortgage included? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6640 Sure, you get the uranium fuel, but you have to take all of the Nazi skeletons inside too. It's your classic "to get the uranium, you also must take the Nazi skeletons" dilemma... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6641 How much for the house behind that submarine? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6642 Five bucks and a signed nondisclosure agreement. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
6643 Most things in there don’t react too well to bullets. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
6644 What do you figure it's worth in carbon credits? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
6645 Is the warranty on that thing transferrable! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
6646 Sure kid, we can talk price. Just stop drawing attention to it. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6647 You’ll need to keep it submerged in water. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6648 Can you put it in a tote bag? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6649 D'ya deliver on this one? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6650 Tell you what, I can go as low as 3.2 billion. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6651 Does it come with international trade crisis? or do I have to install it myself? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
6652 I dare you to fit it in your Prius. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6653 Is this what they call an "existential" threat? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6654 Does it come with a monkey sidekick? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6655 I am really interested in the USS Ethan Allen you got there, but I left my wallet at home. Would you put it aside for me until I come back tonight after 6? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6656 It kept us together as a family but we’re no longer nuclear sub merged. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6657 We get that you refuse to get vaccinated, but what about if you have weekly tests...would you come back then? You can't hold out with yard sale change forever. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6658 Yes indeed, I did sneak that out of my workplace! You can have it, nuclear warheads and all, for a measly 2.9 billion dollars. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6659 No son,that 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6660 Just how many meatballs can it hold? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6661 Hey officer, hello, does this one drive, fly or sail? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6662 How much for this one? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
6663 Does this come with the yard? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6664 How about $25 for the monitor, the skis, and the sub? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6665 So you're telling me THAT was in your yard? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6666 I'll give you 50 cents for it. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6667 Do you have two? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6668 Sorry, the nukes have already gone out. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6669 Sorry, the trailer is extra. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6670 First orcas at Seaworld, now Pentagon’s concerned about carbon footprint 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6671 Does the price include the trailer? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6672 Sorry, kid, cash and carry only. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6673 I want to buy this by selling beverages to the world 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6674 Does the bath tub come with it? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
6675 Only the plans. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6676 Will you take 20,000 leagues? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6677 Not so loud. Silence is golden. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6678 I'll give you $40,000,000,000 for it 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6679 Well you're right, it is a little rusty around the wings. I'll let you have it for $50 off. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6680 We have to sell everything the mortgage is underwater. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6681 Some skylights and an herb garden at the hatch - the perfect ADU! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6682 Just moved into the neighborhood. How’s parking around here? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6683 how much for this nose-cone? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6684 Do you have a maintenance record for the boat? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6685 How much for the Red October? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6686 It’s too bulky, and I don’t need my own any more. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6687 The fact you’re letting it go still hasn't really sunk in. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6688 You obviously didn't read the sequel, "After I Found the Red October." 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6689 Permission to haggle, sir? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6690 Does it go into cyberspace? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6691 sir…did you steal it ? l d soderlind mpls. mn 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6692 How many MPG does this tub get? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6693 Your airplane has tiny wings. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6694 No. The bun is on you. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6695 That’s the sub I use to commute to work. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6696 Snuck this one in last minute. Pardon my French. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6697 Has it been flooded? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6698 Maybe your wife can answer my question, ‘Is it nuclear propelled?’ 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6699 Contest "How much for the SSN-774 Virginia class sub?: 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6700 As long as the house is underwater, it's not for sale. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6701 I see your Naval is an Outie. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6702 How much for the mobile man cave? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6703 Which is cheaper, diesel or nuclear? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6704 I'll take it. I'm going to paint it yellow. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6705 Are bolistic missiles sold seperately? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6706 Can you hold it for me? I need to make sure we have spare nuclear fuel at home. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6707 Do you have the current smog check? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6708 How much for just the conning tower? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6709 Name your price. My partner says it reduces curb appeal when I tinker with vehicles on the front lawn. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6710 It gets bigger when you put it in the bathtub. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6711 No, you don't get jalapenos with that sub. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6712 Do I need a driving license for that , Sir? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6713 I think you misunderstood me when I said I'm selling Nana's explosive Belly Bomb secret recipes. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6714 Get used to it. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6715 It’s got a 10,000 cubic inch nuclear engine with dual headers and a specially modified turbo kit for an extra boost of acceleration and full restoration but sorry, no, it is not for sale. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6716 Can I get fries with that? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6717 Does this come with a crew of Russian defectors? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6718 Do you have the wheels? I’d love a test drive. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6719 « Are you sure it’ll fit my tub? » 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6720 Oh, that? Yes, sir, it is for sale. It's such a bomb, I'll tell you. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6721 Calif CARB regulations made it unusable... 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6722 The Navy yard sale ‘“sub” different than diminutive other Main Street attempts 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6723 Are you sure this is vintage? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6724 Is that also part of the dollar rack 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6725 Have the Millennium Falcon this would make a great compliment, would you come down to under a hundred? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6726 The p and l is underwater so we must sell" Or Comes with fenders for close docking Or We can discount for two Or Easy to park 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6727 This isn't a deli, son. You can start by showing her some respect. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6728 I'm your next door neighbor and I have to mow the lawn but my parents will blame me if you kill the grass. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6729 Water ... I just can't imagine what it was like way back then. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6730 Biden cut 10 billion from free community college and it’s going to the Pentagon. Gotta make room for the new and shiny!” @sende 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
6731 Can you gift wrap this? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6732 Do I have to buy the yard to get the sub or… 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6733 Oh Captain Smythe are you really getting rid of the Grimalkin. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6734 I know you had it in Viêt Nam and in Irak but I Will not give you a penny more than équivalent of thé budget deficit. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6735 Can you fix my parking ticket? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6736 Son, I'm embarrassed you even noticed the dry-docked confidential Seaworld-class attack submarine USS Jimmy Carter sub of which I was the supreme high commanding officer. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6737 Is the city of Portsmouth NH aware of this? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6738 Yes, I do have the title and registration for that item. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6739 not for sale, she's just to big to fit in the garage 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6740 I can't tell you why the Russians abandoned it - but Amazon is offering a newer model. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6741 No, the USS Los Angeles ZR-3 does not get good enough lighting for your tiktoks. Sorry, kid. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6742 Does this thing run on biodiesel fuel? I’m very environmentally conscious you know. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6743 Does it come furnished? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6744 Does it come with a home charging reactor? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6745 Qualifying for sub duty is the easy part but could you go 75 days underwater without Facebook? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6746 The one down he street is cheaper. Do you 'math-price' ? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6747 . I’m looking for some thing related to the David Bushnell’s creation the Turtle? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6748 Does it come with batteries, or does that cost extra? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6749 Does it come with Girl Scout cookies? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6750 Où est ton ami aukus à prèsent, eh? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6751 May I try it out first? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6752 How much is the boat? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6753 As is,where is kid! 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
6754 No, I don’t have one in black. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6755 Would you take $2 billion for it? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6756 Does it come with a parking pass? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6757 That's the nuclear sub left over from the Cold War we never used against the Russians" 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6758 Does this sub come with French bread or is France out of the submarine business? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6759 Oh boy Deliveroo in Venice has to be so difficult 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6760 It’s like riding a bicycle 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6761 I'm asking 200, but feel free to give me your best offer — no pressure. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6762 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6763 Wanna buy a Chicom Sub cheap? It's full of hot air. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6764 Does the Sub come with the yard ? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6765 Admiral Jones, how much is that submarine?! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6766 How much for the sub? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6767 What kind of mileage will I get with this beauty? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6768 We were out of peanut butter. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6769 If you are interested, I have a really big bath to go with it. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6770 I’m pretty sure it won’t fit in our pool Captain 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6771 They're selling those at the surplus store for half of what you're asking. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6772 Here are the upsides, downsides, which are the same: cheaper than market but high-tax, houses 178, very stable on land. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
6773 Does this come with the dining room set? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6774 How about I give it to you half off. It's a sunk cost at this point, anyways. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6775 You can't pass on to me the cost overruns from your defense contractor! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6776 Alright Hank, fifteen-hundred with the periscope, but don't tell anyone where you got this, OK? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6777 Finally. Something that can’t be bought on eBay or Amazon.” “Torpedoes not included. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6778 A French yard sale 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6779 I’m interest, but get ready for a subpar offer. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6780 how much for the submarine full of cum? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6781 Will it fit on top of my Prius? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6782 Can you help me carry this home? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6783 How much for the nuclear submarine? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6784 Would you like me to wrap it in a peanut butter sandwich? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6785 I guess one man’s trash IS another’s treasure. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6786 Could you give me a gift package with it? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6787 Just to double check you, the warranty of that U boat is still valid, right? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6788 Are the nukes included? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6789 I paid three billion for it, but I can let you have it for two billion. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6790 Does this have the nuke launcher option? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6791 Can it leap all buildings in a single bound? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6792 « Does it come with the full of gasoline ? » 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6793 It’s the Hindenburg II… the stealth version… 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6794 You better have deep pockets, buddy. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6795 And if I buy all 3 chairs AND the table, do I get the complimentary submarine ? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6796 Throw in a couple of atomic torpedoes, and we have a deal." 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6797 Someone’s request form mix-up can be your gain - I would have preferred to have the retirement watch. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6798 OK, my best offer... two billion 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6799 I'll take it if you'll throw in the hat, too. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
6800 We're going underwater. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6801 For you, 20 bucks, but don't tell the French 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6802 If I take it are you gonna start hollering at me? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6803 How much is this toy “Sub” for sale? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6804 I was forced to retire it when drones came along. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6805 How's the milege? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6806 Hangar sale? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6807 How many yards is that one going for? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
6808 Does it come with the atomic bombs? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6809 If you do indeed have in your basement a "smoking hot blowtorch" and arrange for adult supervision, DOD's latest projection is just over eight thousand plowshares. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6810 Sorry, son. Yellow Submarine is just a song. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6811 20 bucks? The guy down the street is selling it for 12! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6812 The squid wants to know if there’s a locals discount. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6813 Does it stain easily in murky waters? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6814 Does this come with Biden or without? I need dog food. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
6815 Potpourri is included. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6816 Do you do home delivery? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6817 Excuse me, does this military surplus sub come in yellow? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
6818 Because I want to go back to basics. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6819 Oh, just to deal with the sea level rise. Our house’s submerged. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6820 and sells everything he/she doesn't need. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6821 Garage sale Hunt For Red October 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6822 Do you have one without the dip? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
6823 Her name is 'Teeny Weeny Submariney'. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6824 How many sea men are included and does she come with a trailer? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6825 Now that the Aussies get their subs from the Brits, we can offers you this perfectly fine model ideal to keep the neighbour's kids out of your pool 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6826 What kind of mileage does it get? Or do you say “knotage?” 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6827 Operating costs shmoperating costs! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6828 Since I started working from home, I just don't need so much machine for my commute. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
6829 So,French made? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6830 Moving costs not included. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6831 It was "voluntarily abandoned" by the government, part of Biden's "free money" economic program. I'll take some canned food and Chinese Yuan for it now. In fact, for food and the currency of our overlords, you can have everything. Let's go Brandon! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
6832 I understand the military needs funding, but why on my yard? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6833 Sorry, kid. H-bomb not included. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
6834 Yessir. Made in France I believe with no previous owners! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6835 How much for ten yards of that thing? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
6836 Admiral, I'll trade you for the skis. I hear it came all the way from Afghanistan. It's a good deal. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6837 What's the carbon footprint on this? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6838 Buy the sub, I'll throw in the ocean free. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6839 My great, great, great grand children will still be cleaning up the mess from that thing. Thanks, Mann. Ever see a sale on new planets? Didn't think so. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6840 So why don't you want to get the vaxx? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6841 now you should definitely have some space in that basement... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6842 Would you take $5 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6843 Do you have it in mauve? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6844 Mom only drove it once a week from Greenland to pick up groceries. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6845 Look kid,instead of complaining,why don 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6846 Say, how long is the warranty on this baby? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6847 No worries kid, it's Taliban surplus. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6848 I'll give you a twenty dollar bill now and give you a test drive later" 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6849 Can you fuck in it?" Brother, I can't believe you'd ask me such an elementary question. Not only can you, but once you lay some pipe surrounded by live nuclear weapons, my friend, there's no turning back. Nothing else will do 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6850 The defense budget tanked, huh? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6851 Look, if you don't have place in your basement for nuclear fusion, I just don't think it's going to be worth it even at 10 bucks. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6852 i'll pass on the all-white furnishings but this will go well with my outfit. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6853 ‘Weird question for a yard sale, but can you throw in the delivery?’ 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6854 And you haven't seen my rubber duck! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6855 Is that the Baja Steak & Jack? If it is, I'll take it to go. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6856 How much for the 737? It would make a great treehouse. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6857 Sure, I'll throw in the golf clubs, bike, and my last shred of dignity. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6858 ...it's just a little 200-pound souvenir from my father. So, are you interested in buying? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6859 Unter. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6860 Long story short, two old pals used to have fun and go to war together. But one day, one left for a juicy contract. Backstabbed by a gold digger. That’s how I called it. Anyway, less talking, more selling. What are you looking for? Diesel? Vegan cum? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6861 I thought I donated that submarine to Goodwill last week. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0