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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-10-24T22:42:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-11-07T23:43:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-11-01T22:42:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 8, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6862 |
Number of responses | 795026 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Amazon accidentally sent two. | 1.8959 | 0.01089 | 5362 | 2014 | 1892 | 1456 |
1 | It works fine, we’re just no longer a nuclear family. | 1.8782 | 0.01144 | 5032 | 1999 | 1647 | 1386 |
2 | Already sold. Guy on the phone. Kim something. | 1.8671 | 0.01070 | 5743 | 2320 | 1866 | 1557 |
3 | No, we’d only have to do a background check if I were selling you a gun. | 1.8588 | 0.01443 | 3138 | 1277 | 1027 | 834 |
4 | Well, if you wanted the aircraft carrier, you should have been here first thing this morning. | 1.8434 | 0.01130 | 4726 | 1853 | 1760 | 1113 |
5 | You know how it is. You promise yourself you're going to use it every day, but after a couple of weeks it just ends up in the back of the garage. | 1.8343 | 0.01076 | 5101 | 1999 | 1948 | 1154 |
6 | Yeah, and you never took a pen home from the office? | 1.8270 | 0.01090 | 5276 | 2190 | 1809 | 1277 |
7 | Sorry, sold the yellow one to some musicians. | 1.8235 | 0.01294 | 3876 | 1659 | 1242 | 975 |
8 | The paperwork's in the glove box. Title, owner's manual, nuclear launch codes. All there. | 1.8118 | 0.01168 | 4357 | 1782 | 1613 | 962 |
9 | Do you still have the box? | 1.8038 | 0.01333 | 3497 | 1497 | 1189 | 811 |
10 | Please stop calling it a hoagie, it's a sub. | 1.7967 | 0.01237 | 4260 | 1910 | 1306 | 1044 |
11 | Cash only, mate. Trying to keep this one under the radar. | 1.7817 | 0.01449 | 2812 | 1204 | 1018 | 590 |
12 | Six wars, sure, but only one owner! | 1.7816 | 0.01843 | 1580 | 634 | 657 | 289 |
13 | I don't need it now that I'm working from home | 1.7807 | 0.01443 | 2923 | 1280 | 1004 | 639 |
14 | Because of rising sea levels, we live in the submarine. We're actually selling the house. | 1.7799 | 0.01323 | 3526 | 1561 | 1180 | 785 |
15 | A minivan just makes more sense for us right now. | 1.7783 | 0.01327 | 3207 | 1339 | 1240 | 628 |
16 | Don't tell France where you got it. | 1.7733 | 0.01457 | 2925 | 1314 | 960 | 651 |
17 | Is this the submarine mentioned in the ad? | 1.7657 | 0.01433 | 3069 | 1410 | 968 | 691 |
18 | I've got two words for you, son: Chick magnet. | 1.7654 | 0.01510 | 2698 | 1220 | 891 | 587 |
19 | Yes, I can hold it for you while you ask your Mom. | 1.7641 | 0.01835 | 1704 | 737 | 632 | 335 |
20 | Moral of the story: be very specific when ordering a fully loaded sub on a delivery app. | 1.7636 | 0.02468 | 1032 | 475 | 326 | 231 |
21 | Yeah, like you never took pens home from the office?!?! | 1.7583 | 0.01518 | 2636 | 1196 | 881 | 559 |
22 | it's only got 20,000 leagues on it | 1.7574 | 0.01703 | 1983 | 869 | 726 | 388 |
23 | It only comes in navy | 1.7562 | 0.01502 | 2547 | 1118 | 932 | 497 |
24 | When the sea levels rise you'll look like a genius. | 1.7534 | 0.01585 | 2202 | 947 | 851 | 404 |
25 | Sure, but you'll have to come back at high tide to pick it up. | 1.7519 | 0.01863 | 1616 | 703 | 611 | 302 |
26 | It’s $5 because I’ve lost the charger for it | 1.7354 | 0.01787 | 1886 | 883 | 619 | 384 |
27 | The sub? No that’s not for sale I’m working from home | 1.7321 | 0.01836 | 1792 | 845 | 582 | 365 |
28 | It was either sell it or go under. | 1.7301 | 0.02409 | 993 | 456 | 349 | 188 |
29 | Do you have this in yellow? | 1.7296 | 0.02011 | 1409 | 643 | 504 | 262 |
30 | Brought it home and the wife went totally ballistic. | 1.7273 | 0.01916 | 1606 | 752 | 540 | 314 |
31 | Perfect size for a nuclear family" | 1.7270 | 0.02422 | 956 | 434 | 349 | 173 |
32 | I thought I was ordering a sandwich. | 1.7227 | 0.02048 | 1522 | 755 | 434 | 333 |
33 | It's not for sale. I'm working from home. | 1.7223 | 0.01982 | 1487 | 698 | 504 | 285 |
34 | It’s Old Navy. | 1.7213 | 0.01971 | 1525 | 723 | 504 | 298 |
35 | You mind if I ask why you're getting rid of it? | 1.7206 | 0.01981 | 1471 | 687 | 508 | 276 |
36 | So I asked myself: "Does this spark joy?" | 1.7202 | 0.02130 | 1444 | 731 | 386 | 327 |
37 | Listen kid, was it raining when Noah built the ark? | 1.7196 | 0.01993 | 1448 | 676 | 502 | 270 |
38 | Well, for one thing, it’s waterproof. | 1.7194 | 0.01951 | 1440 | 653 | 538 | 249 |
39 | Been on the hunt for this all October! | 1.7184 | 0.02042 | 1417 | 674 | 468 | 275 |
40 | My wife said if it no longer sparks joy, get rid of it. | 1.7181 | 0.01996 | 1412 | 652 | 506 | 254 |
41 | My ex got the aircraft carrier. | 1.7155 | 0.02085 | 1339 | 634 | 452 | 253 |
42 | What's the lowest you'll go? | 1.7126 | 0.02063 | 1277 | 583 | 478 | 216 |
43 | Do you still have the original box? | 1.7121 | 0.02161 | 1292 | 629 | 406 | 257 |
44 | Don't worry about that sir. This is Florida. The water is coming. | 1.7099 | 0.02111 | 1265 | 593 | 446 | 226 |
45 | I guess I could throw in the hat.. | 1.7055 | 0.02185 | 1141 | 528 | 421 | 192 |
46 | My wife told me to get rid of some of my old navy crap | 1.7047 | 0.02153 | 1165 | 537 | 435 | 193 |
47 | The yellow one sold an hour ago. | 1.7043 | 0.02173 | 1170 | 547 | 422 | 201 |
48 | The French don't need to know about this. | 1.7042 | 0.02332 | 1075 | 520 | 353 | 202 |
49 | When your ad said "Nautilus" , I assumed it was exercise equipment! | 1.7026 | 0.02189 | 1133 | 526 | 418 | 189 |
50 | Does it come in yellow? | 1.7022 | 0.02236 | 1135 | 541 | 391 | 203 |
51 | No, I don't have a yellow one. | 1.7014 | 0.02323 | 1122 | 557 | 343 | 222 |
52 | It just didn't spark joy anymore. | 1.6994 | 0.02322 | 1068 | 516 | 357 | 195 |
53 | It runs just fine but my wife wanted it out of the basement. | 1.6968 | 0.02251 | 1052 | 488 | 395 | 169 |
54 | That’s not for sale — I work from home. | 1.6958 | 0.02311 | 1065 | 514 | 361 | 190 |
55 | Do the torpedos work? My wife got our yacht in the divorce. | 1.6954 | 0.02450 | 1034 | 526 | 297 | 211 |
56 | Yes it has a bathroom, and no you can’t use it. | 1.6926 | 0.02370 | 1002 | 483 | 344 | 175 |
57 | That’s not for sale - I’m just working from home now. | 1.6884 | 0.02479 | 937 | 461 | 307 | 169 |
58 | What's long and hard and full of seamen? Ha, just kidding.... don't hurt me. | 1.6854 | 0.02600 | 909 | 467 | 261 | 181 |
59 | Yes, you’ll need to add water. | 1.6840 | 0.02561 | 883 | 439 | 284 | 160 |
60 | The ad said "Huge Craft Sale" -- I wasn't expecting this! | 1.6831 | 0.02575 | 890 | 448 | 276 | 166 |
61 | Is this the submarine in the ad? | 1.6830 | 0.02654 | 858 | 438 | 254 | 166 |
62 | Can you help me tie it to the top of my car? | 1.6825 | 0.02562 | 844 | 410 | 292 | 142 |
63 | What is the lowest you can go? | 1.6823 | 0.02530 | 875 | 428 | 297 | 150 |
64 | That must’ve been some mid-life crisis | 1.6811 | 0.02582 | 856 | 424 | 281 | 151 |
65 | Define, "gently used." | 1.6809 | 0.02447 | 843 | 390 | 332 | 121 |
66 | Tried to keep up with the payments… but we’re underwater | 1.6790 | 0.02568 | 838 | 409 | 289 | 140 |
67 | Pre-owned, but those are nautical miles. | 1.6784 | 0.02499 | 827 | 389 | 315 | 123 |
68 | It works, but it needs new batteries. | 1.6778 | 0.02689 | 838 | 432 | 244 | 162 |
69 | No, that's it, nothing in yellow. | 1.6776 | 0.02663 | 825 | 417 | 257 | 151 |
70 | Four hundred million and I'll throw in the skis | 1.6764 | 0.02658 | 819 | 412 | 260 | 147 |
71 | Sorry, we sold the yellow one earlier this morning. | 1.6752 | 0.02713 | 782 | 393 | 250 | 139 |
72 | Do you have a yellow one? | 1.6739 | 0.02744 | 782 | 399 | 239 | 144 |
73 | Sure, you could paint it yellow. | 1.6731 | 0.02690 | 780 | 389 | 257 | 134 |
74 | I hate to be "that neighbor" but could you move your nuclear submarine? It is blocking my driveway. | 1.6719 | 0.02689 | 765 | 378 | 260 | 127 |
75 | Yes, we all live in it. | 1.6719 | 0.02706 | 768 | 383 | 254 | 131 |
76 | How firm is the $4 billion? | 1.6676 | 0.02641 | 731 | 348 | 278 | 105 |
77 | Is that the only submarine you have? | 1.6667 | 0.02702 | 720 | 349 | 262 | 109 |
78 | U boat, U break, U buy | 1.6662 | 0.02804 | 719 | 363 | 233 | 123 |
79 | You always think you’ll use it more then you do, but it’s time for someone else to enjoy it. | 1.6657 | 0.02727 | 712 | 347 | 256 | 109 |
80 | The launch codes are extra. | 1.6628 | 0.02717 | 694 | 334 | 260 | 100 |
81 | After a few weeks, the kids just lost interest. | 1.6575 | 0.02952 | 619 | 309 | 213 | 97 |
82 | Trust me. It’s a total chick magnet. | 1.6565 | 0.03013 | 626 | 322 | 197 | 107 |
83 | Actually, that's where I live. It's the house that's for sale. | 1.6552 | 0.02876 | 638 | 316 | 226 | 96 |
84 | It's the perfect fit for any nuclear family. | 1.6551 | 0.03013 | 635 | 330 | 194 | 111 |
85 | Do you by chance have the box it came in? | 1.6533 | 0.02984 | 623 | 318 | 203 | 102 |
86 | Yes— any purchase comes with a free sub | 1.6502 | 0.03045 | 606 | 313 | 192 | 101 |
87 | Was this ever occupied by cats or smokers? | 1.6493 | 0.02993 | 596 | 300 | 205 | 91 |
88 | In the good old days it used to yellow and we all lived there. | 1.6493 | 0.03087 | 613 | 324 | 180 | 109 |
89 | Seventeen beds, one bath? | 1.6476 | 0.03076 | 576 | 294 | 191 | 91 |
90 | Trust me - if you have to ask you can't afford it. | 1.6463 | 0.02986 | 574 | 284 | 209 | 81 |
91 | It just doesn't spark joy for me anymore | 1.6463 | 0.03135 | 574 | 299 | 179 | 96 |
92 | It only has 20,000 leagues on it | 1.6463 | 0.03028 | 588 | 299 | 198 | 91 |
93 | Yes, I considered painting it yellow. But then realized this is a black and white cartoon. | 1.6457 | 0.03130 | 573 | 298 | 180 | 95 |
94 | Of course it works - how do you think I got it here? | 1.6456 | 0.03104 | 570 | 293 | 186 | 91 |
95 | As is means no launch codes. | 1.6447 | 0.03035 | 577 | 292 | 198 | 87 |
96 | Do you have the original box? | 1.6444 | 0.03143 | 568 | 296 | 178 | 94 |
97 | How low can you go on this one?" | 1.6440 | 0.03032 | 573 | 289 | 199 | 85 |
98 | It works great as a lawn decoration, conversation piece, or to establish naval superiority over your neighbors. | 1.6435 | 0.03165 | 561 | 293 | 175 | 93 |
99 | We got it when the kids were little, but no one really uses it anymore... | 1.6423 | 0.03101 | 562 | 288 | 187 | 87 |
100 | The codes are sold separately. | 1.6413 | 0.03135 | 552 | 284 | 182 | 86 |
101 | How much is shipping? | 1.6412 | 0.03232 | 549 | 291 | 164 | 94 |
102 | Yes, it does have cup holders. | 1.6387 | 0.03454 | 429 | 215 | 154 | 60 |
103 | Unfortunately no, I can't tell you much about the previous owner. | 1.6374 | 0.03337 | 524 | 282 | 150 | 92 |
104 | Ironically I am selling it because my house is under-water... | 1.6374 | 0.03282 | 524 | 277 | 160 | 87 |
105 | Do you happen to have one of those in yellow? | 1.6374 | 0.03176 | 546 | 285 | 174 | 87 |
106 | That's the only one I have left. | 1.6367 | 0.03211 | 534 | 279 | 170 | 85 |
107 | Make it an even two billion and I'll throw in the patio set. | 1.6365 | 0.03181 | 531 | 274 | 176 | 81 |
108 | I just had no use for it since we moved to Nebraska. | 1.6348 | 0.03228 | 512 | 264 | 171 | 77 |
109 | $1.5 Billion, but it's free if you move it. | 1.6348 | 0.03228 | 512 | 264 | 171 | 77 |
110 | Does France know about this? | 1.6341 | 0.03362 | 511 | 275 | 148 | 88 |
111 | It didn't spark joy. | 1.6341 | 0.03419 | 511 | 280 | 138 | 93 |
112 | Can you go lower? | 1.6324 | 0.03191 | 525 | 272 | 174 | 79 |
113 | I lost the manual but you can probably find one on the Internet. | 1.6322 | 0.03252 | 503 | 260 | 168 | 75 |
114 | Perfect. I'll take it. Can I store it here until sea levels rise? | 1.6318 | 0.03380 | 497 | 266 | 148 | 83 |
115 | Yes, It's invisible to our enemies. But not invisible to my wife". | 1.6306 | 0.03333 | 490 | 257 | 157 | 76 |
116 | Is this sub standard? | 1.6293 | 0.03328 | 491 | 258 | 157 | 76 |
117 | I'll just need a hand tying this to the roof of my car... | 1.6291 | 0.03135 | 515 | 261 | 184 | 70 |
118 | You’re right, they are getting harder and harder to find. | 1.6281 | 0.03303 | 484 | 251 | 162 | 71 |
119 | No, we’ve lost the instruction manual. | 1.6280 | 0.03274 | 492 | 255 | 165 | 72 |
120 | By chance, do you have one of these in yellow? | 1.6279 | 0.03293 | 481 | 248 | 164 | 69 |
121 | It comes with a missile and free WiFi. | 1.6275 | 0.03277 | 494 | 257 | 164 | 73 |
122 | Not sure if you read the new climate change report but, you might want to hang onto that. | 1.6273 | 0.03361 | 483 | 255 | 153 | 75 |
123 | I see your point, I guess you HAVE already paid for it | 1.6268 | 0.03342 | 477 | 249 | 157 | 71 |
124 | You only have it in Navy? | 1.6268 | 0.03471 | 477 | 259 | 137 | 81 |
125 | Lowest I can go is 20,000 Leagues. | 1.6245 | 0.03426 | 474 | 254 | 144 | 76 |
126 | I can't sell you any instructions. They're classified. | 1.6231 | 0.03349 | 459 | 237 | 158 | 64 |
127 | "Sorry, the exercise equipment went this morning. This is the only Nautilus we have left." | 1.6226 | 0.03570 | 461 | 255 | 125 | 81 |
128 | With rising sea levels, it could be your home of the future. | 1.6220 | 0.03329 | 455 | 233 | 161 | 61 |
129 | I could throw in some yellow paint, sure. | 1.6217 | 0.03483 | 460 | 248 | 138 | 74 |
130 | You know, the other end of this thing is in my yard. | 1.6212 | 0.03458 | 462 | 248 | 141 | 73 |
131 | How much for that and the bicycle? | 1.6208 | 0.03525 | 451 | 244 | 134 | 73 |
132 | No, you have to buy the nuclear missiles separately. | 1.6190 | 0.03487 | 441 | 234 | 141 | 66 |
133 | Do you happen to have a yellow one? | 1.6187 | 0.03478 | 459 | 248 | 138 | 73 |
134 | What sub? | 1.6187 | 0.03968 | 438 | 266 | 73 | 99 |
135 | It only has 20,000 leagues. | 1.6186 | 0.03542 | 430 | 229 | 136 | 65 |
136 | Turns out I didn’t need this when we started working from home | 1.6184 | 0.03791 | 359 | 187 | 122 | 50 |
137 | We just had kids so we’re switching to a frigate. | 1.6148 | 0.03399 | 431 | 222 | 153 | 56 |
138 | It's like this computer; the problems start when you open a few windows. | 1.6147 | 0.03512 | 423 | 223 | 140 | 60 |
139 | You'll need 3000 Double AA batteries | 1.6142 | 0.03416 | 451 | 239 | 147 | 65 |
140 | Works fine. Just add water. | 1.6132 | 0.03491 | 424 | 223 | 142 | 59 |
141 | Throw in some highly classified military secrets and you have yourself a deal. | 1.6122 | 0.03567 | 410 | 217 | 135 | 58 |
142 | Obviously stealth mode is broken but other than that, it's a bargain. | 1.6117 | 0.03554 | 412 | 218 | 136 | 58 |
143 | Just the one? | 1.6103 | 0.03714 | 408 | 225 | 117 | 66 |
144 | No, that’s where I live. It’s the house I’m selling. | 1.6088 | 0.03460 | 432 | 229 | 143 | 60 |
145 | Do you still have the user manual? | 1.6069 | 0.03454 | 407 | 210 | 147 | 50 |
146 | You're only option is a sub prime loan. | 1.6066 | 0.03665 | 394 | 212 | 125 | 57 |
147 | It uses highly enriched uranium-238--or 24,000 boxes of baking soda. | 1.6065 | 0.03681 | 399 | 217 | 122 | 60 |
148 | What do you mean by "as is?" | 1.6061 | 0.03652 | 391 | 209 | 127 | 55 |
149 | I need to check with my Mom first. | 1.6055 | 0.03672 | 398 | 216 | 123 | 59 |
150 | Like *your* dad never brought home paper clips from work | 1.6040 | 0.03700 | 399 | 219 | 119 | 61 |
151 | That price include shipping? | 1.6030 | 0.03482 | 403 | 210 | 143 | 50 |
152 | No, it’s only selling the plans that’s illegal. | 1.6026 | 0.03587 | 385 | 202 | 134 | 49 |
153 | We used to be a nuclear family | 1.6010 | 0.03870 | 386 | 219 | 102 | 65 |
154 | My wife wanted it out of the basement. | 1.6005 | 0.03545 | 383 | 199 | 138 | 46 |
155 | Throw in the hat and we have a deal. | 1.6005 | 0.03659 | 388 | 209 | 125 | 54 |
156 | I'm afraid not. The hat stays with me. | 1.5995 | 0.03800 | 372 | 204 | 113 | 55 |
157 | It's half price because we took it out of the box. | 1.5995 | 0.03722 | 367 | 196 | 122 | 49 |
158 | I 'll take the submarine if you throw in the bicycle. | 1.5989 | 0.03610 | 374 | 196 | 132 | 46 |
159 | Any left in yellow? | 1.5984 | 0.03791 | 366 | 199 | 115 | 52 |
160 | It just doesn't bring me joy anymore. | 1.5972 | 0.03759 | 360 | 193 | 119 | 48 |
161 | I would buy it, but my spouse would go ballistic. | 1.5967 | 0.03864 | 362 | 200 | 108 | 54 |
162 | Price? That depends. Are we talking with or without the nukes | 1.5967 | 0.03743 | 362 | 194 | 120 | 48 |
163 | O.K., but for purposes of national security — let's call it a lawn mower. | 1.5942 | 0.03708 | 377 | 205 | 120 | 52 |
164 | You still got the manual? | 1.5938 | 0.03805 | 352 | 190 | 115 | 47 |
165 | Can I get it in yellow? | 1.5929 | 0.03873 | 366 | 205 | 105 | 56 |
166 | With the bike? $4,000,000,020.50 | 1.5926 | 0.03739 | 378 | 208 | 116 | 54 |
167 | There’s one just like it on eBay for half the price. | 1.5921 | 0.03743 | 380 | 210 | 115 | 55 |
168 | And we only ran it in fresh water | 1.5918 | 0.03794 | 343 | 183 | 117 | 43 |
169 | I also have one in yellow. | 1.5913 | 0.03995 | 345 | 194 | 98 | 53 |
170 | I'm getting a hybrid. | 1.5901 | 0.03940 | 344 | 191 | 103 | 50 |
171 | You'll want to replace the fuel rods, but other than that she's a cream puff. | 1.5898 | 0.03964 | 334 | 184 | 103 | 47 |
172 | It's real, it's Russian and if you have it off my lawn by 3pm, for 50¢ it's yours | 1.5889 | 0.03863 | 343 | 187 | 110 | 46 |
173 | Five bucks, but it’s surprisingly easy to convince Congress to sink millions of dollars in up keep and maintenance into it every year so it practically pays for itself. | 1.5875 | 0.03848 | 337 | 182 | 112 | 43 |
174 | How much without the launch code? | 1.5871 | 0.03777 | 356 | 194 | 115 | 47 |
175 | Do you still have the remote? | 1.5869 | 0.03923 | 351 | 197 | 102 | 52 |
176 | Sure it runs. Silent and deep. | 1.5867 | 0.03860 | 346 | 190 | 109 | 47 |
177 | It came with the uniform. | 1.5864 | 0.03802 | 353 | 193 | 113 | 47 |
178 | I should warn you, it does leak slightly. | 1.5859 | 0.03826 | 326 | 173 | 115 | 38 |
179 | It's not for sale. My mother-in-law lives there. | 1.5859 | 0.04111 | 326 | 185 | 91 | 50 |
180 | I'll tell you what, if you can get it off my lawn it's free | 1.5856 | 0.03838 | 333 | 179 | 113 | 41 |
181 | Looks clean. How is it on uranium? | 1.5846 | 0.03836 | 325 | 173 | 114 | 38 |
182 | Yes, the hatch is stuck, but I can sell you a $400 hammer to fix it. | 1.5845 | 0.03793 | 349 | 190 | 114 | 45 |
183 | Yes, if you must know, it's French. | 1.5843 | 0.04077 | 332 | 189 | 92 | 51 |
184 | The French are still pretty pissed, but it’s yours for $66 billion. | 1.5843 | 0.04165 | 332 | 193 | 84 | 55 |
185 | Sorry kid, I sold the Yellow one yesterday. | 1.5840 | 0.03824 | 363 | 203 | 108 | 52 |
186 | In Philadelphia, we call it a ‘hoagie’. | 1.5838 | 0.04058 | 334 | 190 | 93 | 51 |
187 | So I finally asked myself, 'Does this strategic deterrent spark joy?' | 1.5831 | 0.04081 | 343 | 199 | 88 | 56 |
188 | Why do you think they call 'em the suburbs? | 1.5831 | 0.04015 | 319 | 176 | 100 | 43 |
189 | It came with the house. All we could get at the time was a sub prime mortgage. | 1.5831 | 0.04064 | 319 | 178 | 96 | 45 |
190 | It’s all just a part of our Red October Yard Sale ... | 1.5826 | 0.03893 | 345 | 192 | 105 | 48 |
191 | Well, my wife said "What if the schools had all the money they need and the military held yard sales?" | 1.5818 | 0.04120 | 330 | 190 | 88 | 52 |
192 | There may be water damage. | 1.5800 | 0.03700 | 350 | 188 | 121 | 41 |
193 | No, I’m selling the warheads separately. | 1.5791 | 0.03871 | 335 | 184 | 108 | 43 |
194 | Your boat's blocking eleven driveways, | 1.5780 | 0.04014 | 327 | 184 | 97 | 46 |
195 | Better act fast, kid. I've sold three and that's the last one. | 1.5780 | 0.03847 | 327 | 177 | 111 | 39 |
196 | It's free, but you have to disarm it yourself. | 1.5774 | 0.03845 | 310 | 164 | 113 | 33 |
197 | Don't ever get married, son. | 1.5764 | 0.04143 | 314 | 179 | 89 | 46 |
198 | The sale items are on this side of the driveway. That's a lawn ornament. | 1.5761 | 0.04119 | 309 | 174 | 92 | 43 |
199 | Excuse me, do you have this in yellow? | 1.5759 | 0.03957 | 323 | 179 | 102 | 42 |
200 | Two billion, and I'll throw in the skis. | 1.5756 | 0.04199 | 311 | 179 | 85 | 47 |
201 | Well then,I guess you should go buy the cheaper one from the guy down the street. | 1.5756 | 0.04149 | 311 | 177 | 89 | 45 |
202 | No kid, the sub is not for sale. It’s just that I am working from home these days. | 1.5751 | 0.03745 | 353 | 194 | 115 | 44 |
203 | Your lucky day - no background checks required at yard sales. | 1.5747 | 0.04078 | 308 | 172 | 95 | 41 |
204 | Will you throw that in if I buy all three VHS tapes? | 1.5747 | 0.03947 | 308 | 167 | 105 | 36 |
205 | So that's twelve bucks for the bike and two billion for the sub, is that right? | 1.5733 | 0.04081 | 300 | 166 | 96 | 38 |
206 | We did have one in yellow but the Brits took it. | 1.5732 | 0.04020 | 314 | 175 | 98 | 41 |
207 | Giving you the manual would be a breach of national security, but you could check online. | 1.5728 | 0.04095 | 309 | 174 | 93 | 42 |
208 | Not the hull; but the nuclear warhead has a 200,000 year warranty | 1.5719 | 0.04174 | 299 | 169 | 89 | 41 |
209 | It fell off the truck. | 1.5714 | 0.04416 | 294 | 174 | 72 | 48 |
210 | Throw in your uniform and we've got a deal. | 1.5705 | 0.04015 | 312 | 174 | 98 | 40 |
211 | There's nothing wrong with it, we just don't use it anymore | 1.5705 | 0.03951 | 305 | 166 | 104 | 35 |
212 | To be honest, it tends to pull to the right, it has a slight oil leak, and I lost the owner's manual somewhere off the coast of Greenland. | 1.5704 | 0.04121 | 291 | 161 | 94 | 36 |
213 | The happiest day of my life is when I bought it. You could make this day my second happiest. | 1.5704 | 0.04178 | 291 | 163 | 90 | 38 |
214 | It runs silent, but not deep. | 1.5695 | 0.04273 | 295 | 170 | 82 | 43 |
215 | It's good as new. We're just moving to a house with no pool. | 1.5693 | 0.03750 | 339 | 185 | 115 | 39 |
216 | I started by taking home pens and one thing led to another... | 1.5693 | 0.04041 | 332 | 192 | 91 | 49 |
217 | In Jersey we call it a hoagie | 1.5690 | 0.04277 | 297 | 172 | 81 | 44 |
218 | Im thinking of starting a ride hailing service called "Suber" | 1.5685 | 0.04140 | 292 | 163 | 92 | 37 |
219 | Well, how big is your bathtub? | 1.5684 | 0.03637 | 329 | 173 | 125 | 31 |
220 | Reactor’s a little leaky but she runs just fine. | 1.5679 | 0.04047 | 287 | 156 | 99 | 32 |
221 | "No, it does NOT come with my hat. | 1.5674 | 0.04368 | 282 | 163 | 78 | 41 |
222 | We don’t call them subs here we call them heros | 1.5655 | 0.04220 | 290 | 165 | 86 | 39 |
223 | I’ll go as high as $20 since you don’t have the remote. | 1.5651 | 0.04085 | 292 | 162 | 95 | 35 |
224 | Just give her a gallon of enriched uranium and she purrs. | 1.5648 | 0.03881 | 324 | 180 | 105 | 39 |
225 | I'll have to charge you extra for a shopping bag. | 1.5647 | 0.04299 | 278 | 158 | 83 | 37 |
226 | I'm sorry, son, but if you have to ask, then you can't afford it. | 1.5647 | 0.04359 | 278 | 160 | 79 | 39 |
227 | With all due respect, sir, this is EXACTLY what the founders intended by the second amendment. | 1.5646 | 0.04286 | 294 | 171 | 80 | 43 |
228 | She cost $1.5 billion new, but I'll let her go for 50 bucks. | 1.5645 | 0.03826 | 310 | 167 | 111 | 32 |
229 | Strictly cash. And you don't remember where you got it. | 1.5641 | 0.04390 | 273 | 157 | 78 | 38 |
230 | After the divorce, we're no longer a nuclear family. | 1.5638 | 0.04223 | 282 | 159 | 87 | 36 |
231 | It was yellow. I had it sandblasted. | 1.5636 | 0.04096 | 291 | 162 | 94 | 35 |
232 | What's the catch? It leaks, right? | 1.5627 | 0.04228 | 279 | 157 | 87 | 35 |
233 | Do you still have the owner's manual? | 1.5608 | 0.04045 | 296 | 165 | 96 | 35 |
234 | Only 20,000 leagues and dives like she’s brand new. | 1.5607 | 0.03984 | 321 | 183 | 96 | 42 |
235 | If you have to ask, you can't afford it, son. | 1.5600 | 0.03835 | 300 | 161 | 110 | 29 |
236 | The guy on the next street over has one for half the price. | 1.5597 | 0.04197 | 268 | 148 | 90 | 30 |
237 | It’s ‘nuclear,’ not ‘nucular.’” | 1.5588 | 0.04467 | 272 | 160 | 72 | 40 |
238 | With a coat of yellow paint, it should be quite livable. | 1.5588 | 0.04184 | 272 | 151 | 90 | 31 |
239 | I can offer you a deal, Australia didn't want it. | 1.5581 | 0.04186 | 301 | 175 | 84 | 42 |
240 | That's not for sale. Legally speaking, it doesn't even exist. | 1.5577 | 0.04396 | 260 | 148 | 79 | 33 |
241 | You just need to add water. | 1.5577 | 0.04362 | 260 | 147 | 81 | 32 |
242 | It used to be yellow when we lived in it. | 1.5577 | 0.04430 | 260 | 149 | 77 | 34 |
243 | Well, yeah █████ but ███ also ██████ so it should █████ just fine. | 1.5573 | 0.04535 | 262 | 154 | 70 | 38 |
244 | When you say 2,000,000 nautical miles, are we talking highway or city? | 1.5572 | 0.04356 | 271 | 156 | 79 | 36 |
245 | What's Consumer Reports say about the frequency of repair? | 1.5560 | 0.04272 | 259 | 144 | 86 | 29 |
246 | I’ll give you a deal because I don’t want to have to drag it back into the house. | 1.5560 | 0.04298 | 268 | 152 | 83 | 33 |
247 | Tell your mother it’s also long and hard and filled with seamen. | 1.5552 | 0.04460 | 308 | 193 | 59 | 56 |
248 | If you have to ask, you can't afford it. | 1.5551 | 0.04292 | 263 | 148 | 84 | 31 |
249 | Sorry, the price is classified. | 1.5551 | 0.04326 | 263 | 149 | 82 | 32 |
250 | Yes, I'm aware that it's going to leave a big dead spot in the grass. | 1.5538 | 0.04564 | 260 | 154 | 68 | 38 |
251 | Codes?...Sure, why not. | 1.5534 | 0.04305 | 262 | 148 | 83 | 31 |
252 | It's yours for ten bucks. I lost the charger . | 1.5534 | 0.04525 | 253 | 147 | 72 | 34 |
253 | Sorry, the banks won’t approve any sub-prime loans” | 1.5532 | 0.04404 | 282 | 168 | 72 | 42 |
254 | No, I don't have the original box it came in. | 1.5531 | 0.04240 | 273 | 155 | 85 | 33 |
255 | O.K. $1.6 billion, but cash only. | 1.5523 | 0.04163 | 277 | 156 | 89 | 32 |
256 | For that price, you figure out how to get it home. | 1.5523 | 0.04225 | 277 | 158 | 85 | 34 |
257 | Your mom doesn't have to know. | 1.5522 | 0.04459 | 268 | 158 | 72 | 38 |
258 | No, I’m sorry, it doesn’t come in yellow. | 1.5519 | 0.04371 | 270 | 157 | 77 | 36 |
259 | Do you want that in rubles or dollars? | 1.5508 | 0.04451 | 256 | 148 | 75 | 33 |
260 | She's only got about 12,000 leagues on her. | 1.5500 | 0.04366 | 260 | 149 | 79 | 32 |
261 | These will go perfectly with my iron curtains | 1.5498 | 0.04826 | 251 | 155 | 54 | 42 |
262 | Apparently I don’t work well under pressure. | 1.5496 | 0.04169 | 262 | 145 | 90 | 27 |
263 | I'd get it if it were yellow. | 1.5495 | 0.04304 | 273 | 158 | 80 | 35 |
264 | A billion-six AND you throw in the golf clubs… | 1.5492 | 0.04448 | 264 | 155 | 73 | 36 |
265 | Is it real? Of course it's real. What would an admiral be doing with a fake sub on his lawn? | 1.5492 | 0.04283 | 264 | 150 | 83 | 31 |
266 | It was never yellow, and I am not Sgt. Pepper. | 1.5490 | 0.04568 | 255 | 151 | 68 | 36 |
267 | I'm selling it for a Russian friend. | 1.5486 | 0.04405 | 257 | 148 | 77 | 32 |
268 | I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of your purchase. | 1.5485 | 0.04033 | 268 | 146 | 97 | 25 |
269 | The price does not include shipping | 1.5484 | 0.04452 | 248 | 142 | 76 | 30 |
270 | 'But of course, the uranium-238 is extra.' | 1.5483 | 0.04133 | 259 | 142 | 92 | 25 |
271 | No, my kid lost the torpedoes. | 1.5472 | 0.04338 | 254 | 144 | 81 | 29 |
272 | How much for the sub AND the chair? | 1.5469 | 0.04419 | 245 | 139 | 78 | 28 |
273 | Lowest I’ll go is 20,000 leagues. | 1.5468 | 0.04091 | 278 | 156 | 92 | 30 |
274 | In U.S. or Australian dollars?" | 1.5465 | 0.04322 | 269 | 156 | 79 | 34 |
275 | Can I ask you to hold this for me? I want to be sure I don't have one at home. | 1.5455 | 0.04757 | 242 | 146 | 60 | 36 |
276 | I don't know . . . for $1.2 billion I think you should include the original box. | 1.5455 | 0.04313 | 275 | 161 | 78 | 36 |
277 | I can't believe they let you work from home. | 1.5455 | 0.04498 | 242 | 139 | 74 | 29 |
278 | We don't go to the lake much anymore... | 1.5455 | 0.04382 | 242 | 136 | 80 | 26 |
279 | It’s just not sparking joy for me anymore. | 1.5447 | 0.04475 | 257 | 151 | 72 | 34 |
280 | Best days in a man’s life are when he buys a sub and sells a sub, am I right? | 1.5443 | 0.04491 | 237 | 135 | 75 | 27 |
281 | How many leagues to the gallon does it get? | 1.5436 | 0.04436 | 241 | 137 | 77 | 27 |
282 | Are the launch codes included? | 1.5434 | 0.04137 | 265 | 148 | 90 | 27 |
283 | Has it had more than one owner? | 1.5427 | 0.04452 | 234 | 132 | 77 | 25 |
284 | It comes with an underwater mortgage. | 1.5425 | 0.04719 | 247 | 150 | 60 | 37 |
285 | I'll take two subs to go, please. | 1.5420 | 0.04398 | 238 | 134 | 79 | 25 |
286 | I've never been to an Old Navy yard sale before. | 1.5415 | 0.04280 | 253 | 143 | 83 | 27 |
287 | That’s nautical miles, of course. | 1.5405 | 0.04450 | 259 | 153 | 72 | 34 |
288 | I'm selling it "As Is," but I guarantee it runs silent and runs deep. | 1.5404 | 0.04640 | 235 | 138 | 67 | 30 |
289 | No the nuclear warheads are extra. | 1.5397 | 0.04438 | 252 | 147 | 74 | 31 |
290 | Everything works but the 8-track player. | 1.5395 | 0.04706 | 228 | 134 | 65 | 29 |
291 | It's been in my family for 3 generations. Well... not my nuclear family. | 1.5393 | 0.04349 | 267 | 157 | 76 | 34 |
292 | Tell you what - you buy three DVD's and I'll throw in the submarine. | 1.5391 | 0.04562 | 243 | 143 | 69 | 31 |
293 | Because of the nuclear reactor you get unlimited hot water. | 1.5382 | 0.04295 | 249 | 141 | 82 | 26 |
294 | is it water proof or just water resistant? | 1.5378 | 0.04416 | 251 | 146 | 75 | 30 |
295 | I get paid on decommission. | 1.5375 | 0.04600 | 253 | 153 | 64 | 36 |
296 | All right, if you get it off my lawn by six, I'll throw in the nuclear missiles. | 1.5374 | 0.04425 | 227 | 127 | 78 | 22 |
297 | Do you still have the manual? | 1.5371 | 0.04692 | 229 | 135 | 65 | 29 |
298 | It's vintage. | 1.5371 | 0.04692 | 229 | 135 | 65 | 29 |
299 | There's no story, I just found it when cleaning out my attic. | 1.5370 | 0.04409 | 257 | 151 | 74 | 32 |
300 | Mind if I pop the hood? | 1.5360 | 0.04675 | 222 | 129 | 67 | 26 |
301 | Do you have anything in yellow? | 1.5360 | 0.04711 | 250 | 154 | 58 | 38 |
302 | Three billion dollars or best offer." | 1.5359 | 0.04413 | 237 | 135 | 77 | 25 |
303 | It's not for sale. I'm just working from home these days. | 1.5356 | 0.04770 | 239 | 146 | 58 | 35 |
304 | You know the French are giving these away for free! | 1.5354 | 0.04552 | 254 | 153 | 66 | 35 |
305 | It's not for sale. My wife gets the house, the car, the kids, the dog, and child support. I get the sub and whatever I make from this yard sale. | 1.5348 | 0.04512 | 230 | 132 | 73 | 25 |
306 | They let you keep the company vehicle when you retired? | 1.5347 | 0.04608 | 245 | 147 | 65 | 33 |
307 | If this doesn’t sell my wife is going to go ballistic. | 1.5342 | 0.04773 | 234 | 142 | 59 | 33 |
308 | No. My wife threw out the missiles years ago. | 1.5342 | 0.04577 | 234 | 137 | 69 | 28 |
309 | U-boat?" " Yes, that's my boat. "U-boat." "Yes. mine." "Never mind. | 1.5333 | 0.04471 | 255 | 152 | 70 | 33 |
310 | Is free shipping included? | 1.5330 | 0.04724 | 227 | 135 | 63 | 29 |
311 | How much am I asking? Sir, that’s classified. | 1.5330 | 0.04337 | 227 | 126 | 81 | 20 |
312 | Of course, your mileage may vary. | 1.5318 | 0.04573 | 220 | 126 | 71 | 23 |
313 | Of course, I'll throw in some uranium. | 1.5316 | 0.04374 | 237 | 135 | 78 | 24 |
314 | The neighbor down the street is selling one three dollars less. | 1.5312 | 0.04492 | 256 | 154 | 68 | 34 |
315 | Is it compatible with my apple watch | 1.5312 | 0.04558 | 224 | 129 | 71 | 24 |
316 | No, your mechanic can't take a look. | 1.5308 | 0.03944 | 260 | 142 | 98 | 20 |
317 | Mind if I take it for a spin? | 1.5306 | 0.04348 | 245 | 141 | 78 | 26 |
318 | That sub buoyed my career and sank my marriage. | 1.5305 | 0.04684 | 213 | 123 | 67 | 23 |
319 | It will get you both under the radar and on the radar. Thats all I´m comfortable saying. | 1.5302 | 0.04526 | 232 | 135 | 71 | 26 |
320 | It's perfect for a nuclear family. | 1.5302 | 0.04767 | 232 | 141 | 59 | 32 |
321 | GPS not working? | 1.5292 | 0.04254 | 240 | 135 | 83 | 22 |
322 | Yes, “as is.” | 1.5282 | 0.04385 | 248 | 145 | 75 | 28 |
323 | Damn town says I can't Air BnB it. | 1.5281 | 0.04188 | 267 | 155 | 83 | 29 |
324 | Unlike me, I'm suggesting you check with your wife first. | 1.5279 | 0.04674 | 233 | 140 | 63 | 30 |
325 | Will you throw in the Captain's Hat? | 1.5279 | 0.04674 | 233 | 140 | 63 | 30 |
326 | I’ll take it. No, I’m sure France won’t mind. | 1.5272 | 0.04773 | 239 | 148 | 56 | 35 |
327 | Forty bucks? We paid 2.8 billion less than two years ago. | 1.5263 | 0.04586 | 228 | 134 | 68 | 26 |
328 | How did you get this past the HOA? They fined me for parking an RV on the grass. | 1.5263 | 0.04365 | 266 | 160 | 72 | 34 |
329 | I have to let it go. It puts me under a lot of pressure. | 1.5263 | 0.04846 | 209 | 124 | 60 | 25 |
330 | No, it doesn’t come in yellow. | 1.5261 | 0.04812 | 211 | 125 | 61 | 25 |
331 | There will be some trial and error. The instruction manual is classified. | 1.5256 | 0.04458 | 234 | 136 | 73 | 25 |
332 | No, the sub does not have USB ports, but there are plenty of cup holders. | 1.5254 | 0.04430 | 236 | 137 | 74 | 25 |
333 | Is that the only one that you have? | 1.5254 | 0.04629 | 236 | 142 | 64 | 30 |
334 | The two best days in a submarine owner’s life: the day you buy the sub, and the day you sell the sub. | 1.5243 | 0.04851 | 206 | 122 | 60 | 24 |
335 | 5 million and I'll help tie it to your car. | 1.5242 | 0.04295 | 227 | 127 | 81 | 19 |
336 | do you have one in yellow? | 1.5240 | 0.04736 | 229 | 139 | 60 | 30 |
337 | Is it fully loaded? | 1.5238 | 0.04459 | 231 | 134 | 73 | 24 |
338 | No, I don't have the box it originally came in. | 1.5234 | 0.04987 | 214 | 132 | 52 | 30 |
339 | Mileage? Super low. It was driven by a little old lady, only back and forth to North Korea on Sundays. | 1.5231 | 0.04730 | 216 | 128 | 63 | 25 |
340 | Can you hold this for me? I need to check with my wife. | 1.5230 | 0.04509 | 239 | 142 | 69 | 28 |
341 | We lost the remote control but it still has its nuclear warheads. | 1.5229 | 0.04831 | 218 | 132 | 58 | 28 |
342 | It's a Naval Yard sale. | 1.5224 | 0.04839 | 201 | 118 | 61 | 22 |
343 | Well, so far, the Navy hasn’t missed it. | 1.5220 | 0.05014 | 205 | 125 | 53 | 27 |
344 | Actually that's not for sale. It's just a sublet. | 1.5217 | 0.04736 | 207 | 121 | 64 | 22 |
345 | What submarine? | 1.5215 | 0.05169 | 209 | 132 | 45 | 32 |
346 | My wife didn't approve of all the seamen around the house. | 1.5213 | 0.05042 | 211 | 131 | 50 | 30 |
347 | Is that “as is”? | 1.5213 | 0.04670 | 211 | 123 | 66 | 22 |
348 | It’s not “waterproof”, but it is “water resistant”, and no, I won’t sell the nuclear missiles separately. | 1.5211 | 0.04462 | 261 | 160 | 66 | 35 |
349 | I named her 'Toys R USSR' | 1.5207 | 0.04576 | 217 | 126 | 69 | 22 |
350 | We're strictly cash and carry. | 1.5202 | 0.04894 | 198 | 117 | 59 | 22 |
351 | Blocking your driveway? Do you really want to fight about this? | 1.5202 | 0.04663 | 223 | 133 | 64 | 26 |
352 | I don't think "slight ding" fully describes the torpedo entry hole on the aft starboard panel sir! | 1.5197 | 0.04572 | 229 | 136 | 67 | 26 |
353 | Paint it yellow and I'll buy it for a song. | 1.5197 | 0.04817 | 229 | 142 | 55 | 32 |
354 | Do you mind if we plug in to see if it still works? | 1.5197 | 0.04179 | 229 | 127 | 85 | 17 |
355 | Oh, the trailer? That's extra. | 1.5179 | 0.04787 | 195 | 113 | 63 | 19 |
356 | Unfortunately I am not authorized to bargain. | 1.5178 | 0.04965 | 197 | 118 | 56 | 23 |
357 | No uranium. I converted it to run on used cooking oil. | 1.5177 | 0.04618 | 226 | 135 | 65 | 26 |
358 | Late night Amazon purchase. | 1.5176 | 0.05130 | 199 | 123 | 49 | 27 |
359 | But does it have a back-up camera? | 1.5174 | 0.04762 | 230 | 142 | 57 | 31 |
360 | “So, the homeowners association is OK with the lawn ornament, but not the yard sale?” | 1.5171 | 0.04581 | 234 | 141 | 65 | 28 |
361 | Sorry son, not for sale, I'm just working from home. | 1.5167 | 0.05080 | 209 | 131 | 48 | 30 |
362 | Dollars or rubles? | 1.5161 | 0.04849 | 217 | 133 | 56 | 28 |
363 | You'd get a better price on it if this wasn't Kansas. | 1.5161 | 0.04936 | 217 | 135 | 52 | 30 |
364 | My wife is making me sell it. | 1.5158 | 0.04878 | 190 | 111 | 60 | 19 |
365 | Maybe not. My dad'll go ballistic. | 1.5156 | 0.04785 | 192 | 111 | 63 | 18 |
366 | Trust me, you can’t find these new right now. | 1.5149 | 0.04823 | 202 | 120 | 60 | 22 |
367 | Oh come on...everyone steals a few things from work occasionally. | 1.5146 | 0.04392 | 239 | 141 | 73 | 25 |
368 | My retirement gift. They ran out of gold watches. | 1.5143 | 0.04688 | 210 | 124 | 64 | 22 |
369 | The Second Amendment says it's okay. | 1.5139 | 0.04686 | 216 | 129 | 63 | 24 |
370 | I take the bicycle and I get that free? | 1.5138 | 0.04699 | 218 | 131 | 62 | 25 |
371 | you can have it for a buck, if you haul it away yourself... | 1.5134 | 0.04649 | 224 | 135 | 63 | 26 |
372 | I don't think it looks a thing like the one that mysteriously disappeared with it's captain off the coast of Maine on September 6, 1993 at 2:10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time | 1.5130 | 0.04802 | 230 | 144 | 54 | 32 |
373 | What size batteries does it take? | 1.5126 | 0.05031 | 199 | 122 | 52 | 25 |
374 | It’s my last one. | 1.5126 | 0.04664 | 199 | 115 | 66 | 18 |
375 | It runs great, but storing it is causing issues with the HOA. | 1.5124 | 0.04685 | 201 | 117 | 65 | 19 |
376 | Can I pay with an offshore account? | 1.5124 | 0.04841 | 201 | 120 | 59 | 22 |
377 | Would you happen to have one in yellow? | 1.5123 | 0.05101 | 203 | 127 | 48 | 28 |
378 | Sure, we can arrange a test dive | 1.5119 | 0.04226 | 252 | 148 | 79 | 25 |
379 | Turns out the subdivision covenants wouldn't allow it. | 1.5111 | 0.04676 | 225 | 137 | 61 | 27 |
380 | I can't fathom why it's here either. | 1.5106 | 0.04974 | 188 | 112 | 56 | 20 |
381 | Does the hat come with it? | 1.5104 | 0.04842 | 192 | 113 | 60 | 19 |
382 | How low will you go on this? | 1.5101 | 0.04790 | 198 | 117 | 61 | 20 |
383 | The ad implied that you were selling sandwiches. | 1.5093 | 0.04866 | 216 | 134 | 54 | 28 |
384 | It's worth about 94 beneficial social programs. | 1.5081 | 0.05205 | 185 | 114 | 48 | 23 |
385 | Since we moved to Colorado, it’s been used very little. | 1.5076 | 0.04473 | 197 | 111 | 72 | 14 |
386 | Runs great. Just don't have room for it anymore. | 1.5075 | 0.04738 | 201 | 119 | 62 | 20 |
387 | not for sale. it just doesn't fit in the garage. | 1.5075 | 0.04578 | 201 | 116 | 68 | 17 |
388 | And she's nuclear so you don't have to worry about gas prices. | 1.5073 | 0.04619 | 205 | 120 | 66 | 19 |
389 | When the Australians reneged on our deal, we had to move these things fast. | 1.5071 | 0.04525 | 211 | 123 | 69 | 19 |
390 | We no longer need it. It's French. | 1.5065 | 0.04826 | 231 | 147 | 51 | 33 |
391 | Haven’t my tax payer dollars already paid for that? | 1.5055 | 0.05154 | 182 | 111 | 50 | 21 |
392 | It’s a great deal and only costs the fragile balance of power in the Pacific | 1.5054 | 0.05128 | 186 | 114 | 50 | 22 |
393 | Mileage? | 1.5054 | 0.04955 | 186 | 111 | 56 | 19 |
394 | Technically this is a boat, so shipping isn't included. | 1.5053 | 0.04879 | 190 | 113 | 58 | 19 |
395 | I bought it off a little old lady who only drove it on Sundays | 1.5052 | 0.05063 | 192 | 118 | 51 | 23 |
396 | Your ad - Nautilus for Sale - is a bit misleading…! | 1.5052 | 0.04954 | 192 | 116 | 55 | 21 |
397 | My wife sent me out for a Sub | 1.5051 | 0.04999 | 198 | 122 | 52 | 24 |
398 | I know it’s used. It’s still firm at $2,500,000,000.00. | 1.5051 | 0.04790 | 198 | 118 | 60 | 20 |
399 | That Australian deal fell through. | 1.5050 | 0.04911 | 200 | 122 | 55 | 23 |
400 | Wait, didn’t my taxes already pay for this? | 1.5049 | 0.04889 | 204 | 125 | 55 | 24 |
401 | What exactly do you mean by 'as is' ? | 1.5047 | 0.04529 | 214 | 126 | 68 | 20 |
402 | It leaks a bit, but otherwise it's in great shape. | 1.5028 | 0.05138 | 177 | 107 | 51 | 19 |
403 | I told you,no returns means no returns. | 1.5028 | 0.05096 | 179 | 108 | 52 | 19 |
404 | Yes, my property was caught up in the sub prime scandal | 1.5027 | 0.05527 | 183 | 119 | 36 | 28 |
405 | It would fetch a higher price if it were painted yellow. | 1.5026 | 0.04844 | 195 | 117 | 58 | 20 |
406 | I just never found a use for it. | 1.5000 | 0.04704 | 212 | 129 | 60 | 23 |
407 | Better act fast. Mr. Bezos is arriving soon. | 1.5000 | 0.04899 | 192 | 116 | 56 | 20 |
408 | Diesel. If it was nuclear, we could have sold it for full price. | 1.5000 | 0.05009 | 192 | 118 | 52 | 22 |
409 | The sub is free, but the 5.5 KG of U-235 to power it is $235 Million. | 1.5000 | 0.05284 | 176 | 109 | 46 | 21 |
410 | French surplus. No nuclear waste. | 1.5000 | 0.04955 | 186 | 112 | 55 | 19 |
411 | Sure, I'll throw it in with the TV stand and the golf clubs, but you'll have to get it out of here. | 1.5000 | 0.04790 | 198 | 119 | 59 | 20 |
412 | I saw one just like this in France, but it was a lot cheaper. | 1.5000 | 0.05513 | 174 | 111 | 39 | 24 |
413 | No, it doesn't include the crew. | 1.5000 | 0.04636 | 204 | 121 | 64 | 19 |
414 | At the retirement party they said I could keep whatever I liked | 1.5000 | 0.05136 | 168 | 100 | 52 | 16 |
415 | Yeah, we’ve had some unexpected expenses arise so we’re selling off a few things to keep our heads above water | 1.5000 | 0.04874 | 184 | 109 | 58 | 17 |
416 | I have to sell it, I'm underwater. | 1.4978 | 0.04370 | 225 | 133 | 72 | 20 |
417 | It's one hundred and sixty-eight billion, but I'll negotiate. | 1.4976 | 0.04536 | 207 | 122 | 67 | 18 |
418 | Is this where I redeem my punchcard for one free sub? | 1.4974 | 0.05096 | 193 | 121 | 48 | 24 |
419 | It’s half a sub, but it comes with chips | 1.4974 | 0.05232 | 189 | 120 | 44 | 25 |
420 | The Australians didn't want it anymore. | 1.4973 | 0.04994 | 187 | 114 | 53 | 20 |
421 | Electric or diesel!? | 1.4973 | 0.04994 | 187 | 114 | 53 | 20 |
422 | No, I can't tell you how its been used. | 1.4972 | 0.04645 | 179 | 102 | 65 | 12 |
423 | My wife says, when you retire to just have to let things go. | 1.4950 | 0.04721 | 202 | 122 | 60 | 20 |
424 | Do you have a bag? | 1.4949 | 0.05151 | 198 | 127 | 44 | 27 |
425 | Monsieur, are you certain Australia doesn’t want this? | 1.4949 | 0.05038 | 196 | 123 | 49 | 24 |
426 | Could I take her for a test drive? | 1.4947 | 0.05048 | 190 | 118 | 50 | 22 |
427 | Why are all the instructions written in French with Australian translations? | 1.4944 | 0.05300 | 178 | 112 | 44 | 22 |
428 | How can 'what happens when you flush the toilet' be classified information? | 1.4943 | 0.05284 | 176 | 110 | 45 | 21 |
429 | Because this is a naval yard. | 1.4930 | 0.04562 | 215 | 130 | 64 | 21 |
430 | I'm sorry, that's classified. | 1.4928 | 0.04606 | 209 | 126 | 63 | 20 |
431 | I asked myself if it sparked joy, and… | 1.4927 | 0.04871 | 205 | 128 | 53 | 24 |
432 | Water resistant? | 1.4923 | 0.04733 | 195 | 117 | 60 | 18 |
433 | Guess you got a sub-prime loan. | 1.4923 | 0.04951 | 195 | 121 | 52 | 22 |
434 | Forget the Joneses, this'll help you keep up with NATO! | 1.4921 | 0.04917 | 191 | 117 | 54 | 20 |
435 | She's got a few miles on her, but if you want to hide in the Arctic Circle for a few months, a steal." | 1.4920 | 0.05051 | 187 | 116 | 50 | 21 |
436 | Oh, that thing? It’s not really for sale . . . But I guess I could throw it in if you buy the aircraft carrier. | 1.4918 | 0.05305 | 183 | 117 | 42 | 24 |
437 | I picked it up surplus from France. It was ordered but never used. | 1.4911 | 0.05044 | 169 | 101 | 53 | 15 |
438 | Sorry, launch codes aren't included. | 1.4906 | 0.04656 | 212 | 130 | 60 | 22 |
439 | No, we lost the remote control. | 1.4901 | 0.04875 | 202 | 126 | 53 | 23 |
440 | If the sub isn't your thing, I also have a slightly used aircraft carrier around back. | 1.4900 | 0.04962 | 200 | 126 | 50 | 24 |
441 | No you can't take it out for a spin. | 1.4896 | 0.04898 | 192 | 118 | 54 | 20 |
442 | Its two for one son. do you also want the battleship or the aircraft carrier? | 1.4896 | 0.04953 | 192 | 119 | 52 | 21 |
443 | The invoice was for 17 billion, but I'll let you have it for two. | 1.4890 | 0.05384 | 182 | 118 | 39 | 25 |
444 | Typical bait & switch. All right, how much more for the torpedos? | 1.4888 | 0.04862 | 178 | 106 | 57 | 15 |
445 | Careful! The tip is very sensitive. | 1.4884 | 0.05116 | 172 | 105 | 50 | 17 |
446 | The school down the street has a sign... They are looking for subs! | 1.4883 | 0.04688 | 213 | 132 | 58 | 23 |
447 | Yeah, kid, you can try it. But if you break it, you own it. | 1.4880 | 0.05036 | 166 | 99 | 53 | 14 |
448 | Sorry, the kids lost the torpedoes years ago. | 1.4880 | 0.05249 | 166 | 102 | 47 | 17 |
449 | Yes, you can find the user's manual on-line. | 1.4877 | 0.05485 | 162 | 102 | 41 | 19 |
450 | You don't see these in yard sales any more. | 1.4877 | 0.05623 | 162 | 104 | 37 | 21 |
451 | Did it not bring you joy, sir? | 1.4875 | 0.05169 | 160 | 96 | 50 | 14 |
452 | I’d tell you, but it’s classified. | 1.4872 | 0.04676 | 195 | 117 | 61 | 17 |
453 | My team's working from home, so we're getting rid of some of the old office space." | 1.4868 | 0.05011 | 189 | 118 | 50 | 21 |
454 | Can I test dive it? | 1.4868 | 0.04954 | 189 | 117 | 52 | 20 |
455 | Of course when I say 'low mileage' I mean almost all the mileage was below sea level. | 1.4863 | 0.04768 | 183 | 109 | 59 | 15 |
456 | Does it float? | 1.4862 | 0.04931 | 181 | 110 | 54 | 17 |
457 | How 'bout I throw in the golf clubs in lieu of the missing warheads? | 1.4861 | 0.04498 | 216 | 131 | 65 | 20 |
458 | | "Last week there was one for half the price two streets from here". | 1.4860 | 0.05033 | 179 | 110 | 51 | 18 |
459 | Actually, out here we call them hoagies. | 1.4860 | 0.04855 | 214 | 137 | 50 | 27 |
460 | So I ONLY pay for shipping and handling? | 1.4855 | 0.04892 | 173 | 103 | 56 | 14 |
461 | Oh you’re French? Sorry, not for sale. | 1.4855 | 0.05351 | 173 | 110 | 42 | 21 |
462 | Throw in the skis, the clubs and your hat, and you've got a deal. | 1.4852 | 0.05043 | 169 | 102 | 52 | 15 |
463 | Sorry, I can’t sell the periscope separately. | 1.4847 | 0.04878 | 196 | 122 | 53 | 21 |
464 | I saw it cheaper online | 1.4845 | 0.05439 | 161 | 101 | 42 | 18 |
465 | Well, we paid $1.2 billion, but if you want it and the skis, we’ll let them both go for $16. | 1.4837 | 0.05052 | 184 | 115 | 49 | 20 |
466 | At least she didn't get the sub. | 1.4828 | 0.04940 | 174 | 105 | 54 | 15 |
467 | Because it’s ruining the lawn, that’s why. | 1.4824 | 0.05158 | 170 | 105 | 48 | 17 |
468 | No, son, it doesn’t have On Star or Sirius XM but it runs silent and deep. | 1.4819 | 0.04878 | 193 | 120 | 53 | 20 |
469 | Is it compatible with my EV charging station? | 1.4815 | 0.05197 | 162 | 99 | 48 | 15 |
470 | I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the submarine to which you are referring. | 1.4815 | 0.04780 | 189 | 115 | 57 | 17 |
471 | Canada will take as many as you have. Just remove the Australian flag. | 1.4813 | 0.04934 | 187 | 116 | 52 | 19 |
472 | I suggest you measure your garage first." | 1.4808 | 0.05102 | 156 | 93 | 51 | 12 |
473 | I'm under water on the payments. | 1.4807 | 0.04867 | 181 | 110 | 55 | 16 |
474 | My wife said she's tired of my bringing work home. | 1.4804 | 0.04776 | 179 | 107 | 58 | 14 |
475 | It’s a submarine, so no, it’s not for sail. | 1.4804 | 0.05451 | 179 | 118 | 36 | 25 |
476 | Yes, "as is" includes torpedos. | 1.4802 | 0.04814 | 177 | 106 | 57 | 14 |
477 | Isn't that supposed to be yellow? | 1.4802 | 0.05073 | 177 | 110 | 49 | 18 |
478 | You wouldn’t happen to have two of these, would you? | 1.4802 | 0.04814 | 177 | 106 | 57 | 14 |
479 | Low mileage. Only one owner. | 1.4802 | 0.04719 | 202 | 125 | 57 | 20 |
480 | I used to think those comic book ads for submarines were a scam. | 1.4800 | 0.05115 | 175 | 109 | 48 | 18 |
481 | If I took that home, my mom would go nuclear. | 1.4800 | 0.04481 | 200 | 119 | 66 | 15 |
482 | But, do you have the original owner’s manual? | 1.4790 | 0.05085 | 167 | 102 | 50 | 15 |
483 | Australia just bought it, but I can get you a French one." | 1.4788 | 0.05129 | 165 | 101 | 49 | 15 |
484 | Sure, it still sinks. | 1.4783 | 0.04872 | 184 | 113 | 54 | 17 |
485 | I hope you're good at parallel parking. | 1.4783 | 0.05438 | 161 | 102 | 41 | 18 |
486 | It’s not for sale; but if you enlist, I can promise you one just like it. | 1.4780 | 0.05341 | 159 | 99 | 44 | 16 |
487 | This looks remarkably similar to my submarine that went missing last Thursday. | 1.4777 | 0.05466 | 157 | 99 | 41 | 17 |
488 | I hate to sell it, but I’m underwater on the loan. | 1.4777 | 0.05540 | 157 | 100 | 39 | 18 |
489 | My wife says I have too many of them. So, I have to sell a few. | 1.4775 | 0.05052 | 178 | 111 | 49 | 18 |
490 | Sure, it's safe for your kids. It's ideal for today's nuclear family. | 1.4773 | 0.05220 | 176 | 112 | 44 | 20 |
491 | Our boys have outgrown it. | 1.4771 | 0.05087 | 153 | 91 | 51 | 11 |
492 | Of course I have the title. | 1.4767 | 0.04698 | 172 | 101 | 60 | 11 |
493 | We've outgrown it. | 1.4765 | 0.05352 | 149 | 91 | 45 | 13 |
494 | We just got tired of mowing around it. | 1.4765 | 0.05020 | 170 | 104 | 51 | 15 |
495 | It sleeps 24, but my wife hates the little kitchen. | 1.4762 | 0.04773 | 168 | 99 | 58 | 11 |
496 | No I’m just an ordinary American living in the suburbs…why, did my neighbors say something? | 1.4762 | 0.05403 | 168 | 108 | 40 | 20 |
497 | If you didn't like the $800 price tag on the hammer, you don't want to know the price of the sub. | 1.4759 | 0.05518 | 166 | 108 | 37 | 21 |
498 | We don’t have it in yellow. You should try Sgt. Pepper’s house down the road. | 1.4751 | 0.05516 | 181 | 122 | 32 | 27 |
499 | I'm not allowed to tell you what it was used for, but let's just say it aved-say the orld-way. | 1.4744 | 0.05100 | 156 | 94 | 50 | 12 |
500 | How many miles on it? | 1.4743 | 0.04782 | 175 | 105 | 57 | 13 |
501 | Not for sale. It's just a lawn ornament. | 1.4737 | 0.05134 | 171 | 107 | 47 | 17 |
502 | Can I use my free foot long coupon on this? | 1.4734 | 0.05110 | 169 | 105 | 48 | 16 |
503 | With the improved housing market we're no longer underwater | 1.4733 | 0.05241 | 150 | 91 | 47 | 12 |
504 | It also runs on 124 AA batteries. | 1.4724 | 0.05594 | 163 | 107 | 35 | 21 |
505 | Fully loaded? | 1.4722 | 0.05252 | 180 | 117 | 41 | 22 |
506 | She’s a fine vessel, sunk the Universal Healthcare bill just last week | 1.4720 | 0.05436 | 161 | 103 | 40 | 18 |
507 | Do you offer free shipping? | 1.4719 | 0.05296 | 178 | 116 | 40 | 22 |
508 | Is it under warranty? | 1.4716 | 0.04897 | 176 | 108 | 53 | 15 |
509 | Sir, I understand that your tax payer dollars paid for this, but all items are priced as marked. | 1.4714 | 0.04587 | 210 | 131 | 59 | 20 |
510 | The cost is only $100, but the delivery charge to the ocean of your choice is $5 million. | 1.4713 | 0.05538 | 157 | 101 | 38 | 18 |
511 | I bought it at the beginning of the pandemic for my work-from-home setup but I just never use it | 1.4713 | 0.05077 | 157 | 95 | 50 | 12 |
512 | Red October!? I've been on the Hunt for this one for years! | 1.4713 | 0.05003 | 174 | 108 | 50 | 16 |
513 | Is $2.8 Billion your best price? | 1.4713 | 0.05003 | 174 | 108 | 50 | 16 |
514 | Technically sir it is a houseboat | 1.4709 | 0.04658 | 189 | 115 | 59 | 15 |
515 | How much does it usually cost to fill the tank? | 1.4709 | 0.04777 | 189 | 117 | 55 | 17 |
516 | Make an offer, but you’ll have to outbid China. | 1.4706 | 0.05491 | 153 | 97 | 40 | 16 |
517 | You’ll need it when this whole area is underwater | 1.4706 | 0.05155 | 170 | 107 | 46 | 17 |
518 | Does the uniform come with that? | 1.4702 | 0.04619 | 168 | 98 | 61 | 9 |
519 | Let’s just say the pension was not what one would consider sufficient. | 1.4702 | 0.05300 | 151 | 93 | 45 | 13 |
520 | I'll need a box. | 1.4702 | 0.05623 | 151 | 97 | 37 | 17 |
521 | I wouldn't be selling it if we weren't underwater. | 1.4699 | 0.05010 | 183 | 116 | 48 | 19 |
522 | Don’t worry; it’s protected by the second ammendment. | 1.4694 | 0.05654 | 147 | 94 | 37 | 16 |
523 | With delivery? | 1.4689 | 0.05195 | 177 | 114 | 43 | 20 |
524 | Yes, AA batteries included | 1.4689 | 0.04743 | 177 | 107 | 57 | 13 |
525 | It's much nicer than a doghouse when your wife is angry. | 1.4686 | 0.04982 | 175 | 109 | 50 | 16 |
526 | It’s a discontinued French model. | 1.4685 | 0.05326 | 143 | 87 | 45 | 11 |
527 | Well, no, it doesn't come with enriched uranium to power the nuclear reactor, but what if I sweeten the deal with that waffle maker you had your eye on? | 1.4683 | 0.04767 | 205 | 131 | 52 | 22 |
528 | Can you plug it in so I know it still works? | 1.4682 | 0.05089 | 173 | 109 | 47 | 17 |
529 | Ummm, can you move her, she's blocking my drive. | 1.4674 | 0.05048 | 184 | 118 | 46 | 20 |
530 | Fusion or fission? | 1.4671 | 0.05106 | 152 | 92 | 49 | 11 |
531 | Sorry young man. I did have an aircraft carrier but I sold it five minutes before you came. | 1.4667 | 0.05065 | 150 | 90 | 50 | 10 |
532 | No son, cruise missiles are not included, but we'll throw in the skis. | 1.4667 | 0.05267 | 165 | 105 | 43 | 17 |
533 | We’re selling the yard not the submarine | 1.4667 | 0.05473 | 165 | 108 | 37 | 20 |
534 | It’s nuclear so you get fantastic fuel economy | 1.4658 | 0.05215 | 161 | 101 | 45 | 15 |
535 | I've been looking all over for one of these. | 1.4655 | 0.05197 | 174 | 112 | 43 | 19 |
536 | And you're sure the Navy won't notice it's missing? | 1.4650 | 0.05074 | 157 | 96 | 49 | 12 |
537 | How much for the 600 foot party sub ? | 1.4649 | 0.04968 | 185 | 118 | 48 | 19 |
538 | It came with the job. | 1.4647 | 0.04946 | 170 | 105 | 51 | 14 |
539 | Is this the Bezos, Branson, or Musk version? | 1.4647 | 0.05352 | 170 | 111 | 39 | 20 |
540 | No, it’s my first navy yard sale | 1.4647 | 0.05220 | 170 | 109 | 43 | 18 |
541 | No--I'm a doorman. Why? | 1.4643 | 0.06283 | 140 | 96 | 23 | 21 |
542 | I never borrowed that from you. | 1.4641 | 0.05409 | 153 | 97 | 41 | 15 |
543 | Do you include shipping? | 1.4641 | 0.05643 | 153 | 100 | 35 | 18 |
544 | Once I sell the other stuff it'll fit back in the garage. | 1.4636 | 0.05620 | 151 | 98 | 36 | 17 |
545 | No wheels. You'll need an ocean." | 1.4633 | 0.05004 | 177 | 112 | 48 | 17 |
546 | It's free...but we charge 1 million dollars to move it for you | 1.4629 | 0.05174 | 175 | 113 | 43 | 19 |
547 | With global warming it will be useful even downtown… | 1.4624 | 0.05087 | 173 | 110 | 46 | 17 |
548 | I'd ask more, but my ex got the launch codes. | 1.4615 | 0.05635 | 156 | 103 | 34 | 19 |
549 | I'm sorry: I'm holding that for Australia. | 1.4615 | 0.05333 | 156 | 99 | 42 | 15 |
550 | The nuclear codes are extra. | 1.4610 | 0.04973 | 154 | 93 | 51 | 10 |
551 | The CIA is cool with it. The HOA, however ... | 1.4610 | 0.05914 | 141 | 93 | 31 | 17 |
552 | ' I'd like to have a test drive before I buy it." | 1.4604 | 0.05133 | 139 | 83 | 48 | 8 |
553 | Yes, I accept Russian money... | 1.4602 | 0.04892 | 176 | 110 | 51 | 15 |
554 | You have to be over eighteen if you want the warheads. | 1.4601 | 0.05452 | 163 | 107 | 37 | 19 |
555 | I guess that wasn't a typo. | 1.4599 | 0.05581 | 137 | 86 | 39 | 12 |
556 | Yes, it comes with a $17,000 wrench. | 1.4595 | 0.05862 | 148 | 99 | 30 | 19 |
557 | I'll take it. Do you have change for a $20? | 1.4595 | 0.05703 | 148 | 97 | 34 | 17 |
558 | Our third vehicle is an aircraft carrier. | 1.4595 | 0.05622 | 148 | 96 | 36 | 16 |
559 | Is it used? | 1.4591 | 0.05027 | 159 | 98 | 49 | 12 |
560 | Will you throw in the cap too | 1.4591 | 0.05106 | 159 | 99 | 47 | 13 |
561 | France was unloading them for cheap. | 1.4586 | 0.05383 | 157 | 101 | 40 | 16 |
562 | I picked it up at a flea market in Paris. | 1.4583 | 0.05564 | 144 | 92 | 38 | 14 |
563 | Throw in the golf clubs and I'll take it. | 1.4583 | 0.05126 | 168 | 107 | 45 | 16 |
564 | I can't go any lower. | 1.4583 | 0.05476 | 144 | 91 | 40 | 13 |
565 | It was owned by a little old navy who only drove it to church on Sundays | 1.4583 | 0.05903 | 144 | 96 | 30 | 18 |
566 | For an extra dollar I'll put it in a bag. | 1.4581 | 0.05197 | 155 | 97 | 45 | 13 |
567 | No, the trailer isn't included. | 1.4581 | 0.05356 | 155 | 99 | 41 | 15 |
568 | Kid, you can paint it yellow, or any other color as far as I am concerned. | 1.4578 | 0.05309 | 166 | 108 | 40 | 18 |
569 | No, as is where is, the sea is your problem. | 1.4578 | 0.05445 | 166 | 110 | 36 | 20 |
570 | With the drought its much more noticeable. | 1.4578 | 0.05240 | 166 | 107 | 42 | 17 |
571 | We're under water. Make an offer. | 1.4571 | 0.04843 | 175 | 109 | 52 | 14 |
572 | You got one of these in yellow? | 1.4570 | 0.05772 | 151 | 101 | 31 | 19 |
573 | Does it come with the nuclear option? | 1.4570 | 0.05617 | 151 | 99 | 35 | 17 |
574 | Yes, it's $5, but shipping is $4 million. | 1.4566 | 0.05018 | 173 | 110 | 47 | 16 |
575 | I just need the nuclear reactor to power my Xbox. | 1.4565 | 0.05738 | 138 | 89 | 35 | 14 |
576 | Banging? I don't hear any banging. | 1.4564 | 0.05831 | 149 | 100 | 30 | 19 |
577 | Okay,kid. Take her off my hands and I’ll throw in a few CDs. | 1.4564 | 0.05428 | 149 | 95 | 40 | 14 |
578 | It'll be perfect for my new dive bar. | 1.4558 | 0.05648 | 147 | 96 | 35 | 16 |
579 | If I don't sell it today, my wife'll give me Das Boot. | 1.4557 | 0.05357 | 158 | 102 | 40 | 16 |
580 | No, it doesn't come with the codes. | 1.4552 | 0.05465 | 134 | 83 | 41 | 10 |
581 | A few leaks here and there, but the missiles work. | 1.4552 | 0.06050 | 134 | 89 | 29 | 16 |
582 | All proceeds from this sale will go towards repaying student loans for about ninety thousand people. | 1.4551 | 0.05558 | 156 | 103 | 35 | 18 |
583 | Oh, when the ad said sub, I was thinking Italian | 1.4551 | 0.05352 | 167 | 110 | 38 | 19 |
584 | Blue sticker items are a quarter, green is a dollar, and red means learn Mandarin." | 1.4551 | 0.05352 | 167 | 110 | 38 | 19 |
585 | I priced it at $3.45 billion, but I’ll give it to you for $7 if you take the skis, too. | 1.4545 | 0.05501 | 143 | 91 | 39 | 13 |
586 | Gosh, I don't know. $5 billion? | 1.4545 | 0.05590 | 143 | 92 | 37 | 14 |
587 | How many leagues does it have on the clock? | 1.4545 | 0.05501 | 143 | 91 | 39 | 13 |
588 | My wife would kill me if I got another one, but if you throw in the table and chairs... | 1.4540 | 0.05449 | 163 | 108 | 36 | 19 |
589 | Trust me. You don’t want to get into a price war. | 1.4539 | 0.05184 | 152 | 95 | 45 | 12 |
590 | Your pool needs to be approximately 600 feet long sir. | 1.4539 | 0.05465 | 141 | 89 | 40 | 12 |
591 | I don’t know. How large is your fishtank? | 1.4533 | 0.05317 | 150 | 95 | 42 | 13 |
592 | Does it come fully loaded? | 1.4527 | 0.05281 | 148 | 93 | 43 | 12 |
593 | Does it come with a charger? | 1.4524 | 0.05192 | 168 | 109 | 42 | 17 |
594 | A hundred bucks—but you’ve gotta move it yourself. | 1.4522 | 0.05304 | 157 | 101 | 41 | 15 |
595 | I found a torpedo in my yard. Would you happen to know anything about that? | 1.4519 | 0.05536 | 135 | 85 | 39 | 11 |
596 | No son, you can't 'take it for a spin'. This is Iowa. | 1.4514 | 0.05383 | 144 | 91 | 41 | 12 |
597 | They always look bigger out of the water. | 1.4514 | 0.05472 | 144 | 92 | 39 | 13 |
598 | You say your mom only drove it to church on Sundays? | 1.4514 | 0.05647 | 144 | 94 | 35 | 15 |
599 | Sorry, son. The ad is classified. | 1.4511 | 0.05891 | 133 | 87 | 32 | 14 |
600 | How low will you go with this? | 1.4510 | 0.05403 | 153 | 99 | 39 | 15 |
601 | 1.3 billion, missiles and delivery included. Unless you are a member of congress, in which case they are not included and the price will be higher. | 1.4510 | 0.05403 | 153 | 99 | 39 | 15 |
602 | I can’t tell you the price; it’s classified. | 1.4510 | 0.05323 | 153 | 98 | 41 | 14 |
603 | How many leagues does the warranty cover? | 1.4503 | 0.05206 | 151 | 95 | 44 | 12 |
604 | My wife won’t let me keep it. | 1.4503 | 0.04848 | 171 | 107 | 51 | 13 |
605 | Could you deliver this? | 1.4500 | 0.04810 | 180 | 114 | 51 | 15 |
606 | I’ll knock off 20% if you take it next high tide. | 1.4500 | 0.05490 | 140 | 89 | 39 | 12 |
607 | The retired admiral on the next block is only asking less than half that for his aircraft carrier. And it comes with airplanes. | 1.4500 | 0.05299 | 140 | 87 | 43 | 10 |
608 | Will you hold that for me while I check with my wife? | 1.4500 | 0.04745 | 180 | 113 | 53 | 14 |
609 | Affirmative. She's built for fission. | 1.4494 | 0.05354 | 158 | 103 | 39 | 16 |
610 | I hate to give it up, but we have a baby on the way... | 1.4487 | 0.05248 | 156 | 100 | 42 | 14 |
611 | Get it now and I'll throw in an aircraft carrier for free. | 1.4485 | 0.05979 | 136 | 91 | 29 | 16 |
612 | Is the uranium included? | 1.4478 | 0.05952 | 134 | 89 | 30 | 15 |
613 | Can you hold it for me, Captain? My mom said,'ask your father when he gets home' | 1.4476 | 0.05315 | 143 | 90 | 42 | 11 |
614 | Bonne journée, c'est australien ? | 1.4476 | 0.05673 | 143 | 94 | 34 | 15 |
615 | You want the price? You can't handle the price! | 1.4476 | 0.05029 | 143 | 87 | 48 | 8 |
616 | „My wife asked be to go out and get her a sub…..turns out she meant something else completely“ | 1.4476 | 0.05586 | 143 | 93 | 36 | 14 |
617 | It contains nuclear reactors, the latest missile system, and top secret technology.....so, yeah, I'll take $2.00. | 1.4474 | 0.05506 | 152 | 100 | 36 | 16 |
618 | "I'll throw in the launch codes, but you have to get your own hat. | 1.4468 | 0.05367 | 141 | 89 | 41 | 11 |
619 | Sorry, you can’t buy the torpedoes with it unless you’re over 18. | 1.4468 | 0.05552 | 141 | 91 | 37 | 13 |
620 | We need the money. Our house is underwater. | 1.4468 | 0.05367 | 141 | 89 | 41 | 11 |
621 | The parking tickets are killing me | 1.4468 | 0.05271 | 141 | 88 | 43 | 10 |
622 | I hate to be that guy, but I’m pretty sure you can’t park there | 1.4464 | 0.05188 | 168 | 110 | 41 | 17 |
623 | Nope, batteries not included. | 1.4463 | 0.04865 | 177 | 113 | 49 | 15 |
624 | I had the interior reupholstered in fine Corinthian leather. | 1.4462 | 0.05887 | 130 | 85 | 32 | 13 |
625 | Will you be taking this with you or should we ship it? | 1.4460 | 0.05609 | 139 | 90 | 36 | 13 |
626 | Let's see - with the skis and monitor thrown in, that comes to an even $71,000,000,000. | 1.4459 | 0.05531 | 148 | 97 | 36 | 15 |
627 | That's a negative on a test drive. All sales are 'as is'. | 1.4459 | 0.05300 | 157 | 102 | 40 | 15 |
628 | Don’t tell me you’ve never played Cuban Missile Crisis. | 1.4453 | 0.05180 | 128 | 77 | 45 | 6 |
629 | Actually, it's the house we're selling. | 1.4453 | 0.05635 | 128 | 81 | 37 | 10 |
630 | Are we talking nautical miles or highway miles? | 1.4453 | 0.05275 | 137 | 85 | 43 | 9 |
631 | What do you mean the price is fractured alliances and broken promises?" | 1.4437 | 0.05522 | 142 | 92 | 37 | 13 |
632 | Yeah, I’m selling it “as is”. | 1.4435 | 0.05645 | 124 | 78 | 37 | 9 |
633 | I think this one was supposed to go to Australia. | 1.4431 | 0.05277 | 167 | 111 | 38 | 18 |
634 | Well that’s what the Navy calls it. A bouncy house. | 1.4429 | 0.05935 | 140 | 95 | 28 | 17 |
635 | Throw in the hat and you got a deal. | 1.4429 | 0.06021 | 140 | 96 | 26 | 18 |
636 | With the sub, you get a free lemonade. | 1.4423 | 0.05243 | 156 | 101 | 41 | 14 |
637 | All you gotta do is put some wheels on this baby and you've got the greatest food truck ever. | 1.4419 | 0.05814 | 129 | 84 | 33 | 12 |
638 | Yes, I’ll take a check, Timmy, but you’re sure you have $86 million in your account? | 1.4416 | 0.05371 | 154 | 101 | 38 | 15 |
639 | Just got tired of looking at it,I guess. | 1.4416 | 0.05603 | 154 | 104 | 32 | 18 |
640 | Actually, the brig is where we put the hagglers. | 1.4414 | 0.05259 | 145 | 92 | 42 | 11 |
641 | Do you provide free shipping?" | 1.4414 | 0.05526 | 145 | 95 | 36 | 14 |
642 | At the time, bidding on an abandoned storage locker seemed like a good idea. | 1.4412 | 0.05598 | 136 | 88 | 36 | 12 |
643 | Is this one “Made in China” too? | 1.4412 | 0.05400 | 136 | 86 | 40 | 10 |
644 | How much for the skis and the sub? | 1.4406 | 0.05216 | 143 | 90 | 43 | 10 |
645 | Can you hold it? I need to go ask my mom if it's okay. | 1.4403 | 0.05397 | 159 | 106 | 36 | 17 |
646 | Is it Bluetooth compatible? | 1.4403 | 0.05094 | 159 | 102 | 44 | 13 |
647 | When you need it, you'll know it. | 1.4397 | 0.05266 | 141 | 89 | 42 | 10 |
648 | Does it include free shipping? | 1.4397 | 0.04866 | 141 | 85 | 50 | 6 |
649 | Yes, it takes regular. | 1.4397 | 0.05169 | 141 | 88 | 44 | 9 |
650 | You break it, you buy it. | 1.4394 | 0.05916 | 132 | 88 | 30 | 14 |
651 | Would you be open to a trade? | 1.4390 | 0.05789 | 123 | 79 | 34 | 10 |
652 | The missus says I have to sell any toy I haven’t used in a year | 1.4385 | 0.05569 | 130 | 83 | 37 | 10 |
653 | Gotta move, my mortgage is underwater. | 1.4384 | 0.05665 | 146 | 98 | 32 | 16 |
654 | Yes, it is the Red October. And no, they never found it. | 1.4380 | 0.05566 | 137 | 89 | 36 | 12 |
655 | May I return it if it leaks? | 1.4380 | 0.05566 | 137 | 89 | 36 | 12 |
656 | Can you ship it to me? | 1.4375 | 0.05843 | 128 | 84 | 32 | 12 |
657 | I've got the manual somewhere around here, but it's written in French. | 1.4371 | 0.05683 | 151 | 103 | 30 | 18 |
658 | I hate to part with it, but I'm retiring to Arizona. | 1.4367 | 0.05114 | 158 | 102 | 43 | 13 |
659 | Is this the wireless model or will I also need an extension cord? | 1.4366 | 0.05516 | 142 | 93 | 36 | 13 |
660 | I can't tell you anything about it, but it's yours for a hundred bucks. | 1.4362 | 0.05244 | 149 | 96 | 41 | 12 |
661 | Sure, it LOOKS great, but is the uranium past its half-life? | 1.4357 | 0.05190 | 140 | 88 | 43 | 9 |
662 | No, missles are extra | 1.4357 | 0.05572 | 140 | 92 | 35 | 13 |
663 | Make it three billion and I'll throw in the golf clubs. | 1.4357 | 0.05479 | 140 | 91 | 37 | 12 |
664 | USAA bundled it with our home and auto. | 1.4357 | 0.05190 | 140 | 88 | 43 | 9 |
665 | No, we are selling the house; we all live in the Yellow Submarine. | 1.4356 | 0.05438 | 163 | 111 | 33 | 19 |
666 | I'd totally buy this if it were, Yellow! | 1.4356 | 0.05507 | 163 | 112 | 31 | 20 |
667 | ...because we're downsizing and the new place doesn't have a pool. | 1.4356 | 0.05002 | 163 | 105 | 45 | 13 |
668 | Mind if I plug it in first to make sure it works? | 1.4354 | 0.05467 | 147 | 97 | 36 | 14 |
669 | Missiles sold separately. | 1.4351 | 0.05208 | 131 | 81 | 43 | 7 |
670 | My mortgage was also underwater. | 1.4351 | 0.05945 | 131 | 88 | 29 | 14 |
671 | I think the voices inside are speaking Russian. And they don’t sound happy. | 1.4351 | 0.04955 | 154 | 97 | 47 | 10 |
672 | I’m selling a few items to raise cash because I’ve been under water for a while. | 1.4351 | 0.05445 | 154 | 103 | 35 | 16 |
673 | We are big Beatles fans. But turns out living all together in a yellow submarine isn’t as comfy with kids. | 1.4348 | 0.05629 | 138 | 91 | 34 | 13 |
674 | Not for sale. It's my lawn ornament. | 1.4345 | 0.05180 | 168 | 112 | 39 | 17 |
675 | No, I don’t have the box, but I still believe the price is fair. | 1.4345 | 0.05344 | 145 | 94 | 39 | 12 |
676 | That's actually part of a set of five, if you're interested. | 1.4345 | 0.05775 | 145 | 99 | 29 | 17 |
677 | We just don't have the space for it anymore. | 1.4345 | 0.05606 | 145 | 97 | 33 | 15 |
678 | I just need to take it for a quick test drive to be sure... | 1.4345 | 0.05691 | 145 | 98 | 31 | 16 |
679 | I bought it before I realized Montana was landlocked. | 1.4344 | 0.06047 | 122 | 81 | 29 | 12 |
680 | You know, most people call them hoagies | 1.4344 | 0.05818 | 122 | 79 | 33 | 10 |
681 | Around here we call it a hoagie. | 1.4342 | 0.05170 | 152 | 98 | 42 | 12 |
682 | I'm thinking of getting something electric." | 1.4338 | 0.05187 | 136 | 85 | 43 | 8 |
683 | Yes, the price includes the trailer. | 1.4337 | 0.04787 | 166 | 105 | 50 | 11 |
684 | Okay, I'll admit insurance is a nightmare. | 1.4333 | 0.04862 | 150 | 93 | 49 | 8 |
685 | No assembly necessary Just add water | 1.4328 | 0.05650 | 134 | 88 | 34 | 12 |
686 | No, this is not the home of the $5 sub deal. | 1.4328 | 0.05650 | 134 | 88 | 34 | 12 |
687 | The wife and I are in de-escalation mode. | 1.4328 | 0.05448 | 134 | 86 | 38 | 10 |
688 | The price? That's classified. | 1.4326 | 0.05260 | 141 | 90 | 41 | 10 |
689 | Can I get a discount if I buy both the skis and the sub? | 1.4324 | 0.05266 | 148 | 96 | 40 | 12 |
690 | Hard to let go of, son. It's been our family since Ike. | 1.4324 | 0.05088 | 148 | 94 | 44 | 10 |
691 | No, there is no boat trailer. | 1.4320 | 0.05487 | 125 | 79 | 38 | 8 |
692 | Is that the nuclear version? I need it to complete my collection. | 1.4318 | 0.05290 | 132 | 83 | 41 | 8 |
693 | Does it come with a user's manual. | 1.4317 | 0.05690 | 139 | 93 | 32 | 14 |
694 | Only $25. And it comes with a $10,000 toilet seat. | 1.4317 | 0.05504 | 139 | 91 | 36 | 12 |
695 | I'll take it if you throw in your uniform and sunglasses as well! | 1.4317 | 0.05504 | 139 | 91 | 36 | 12 |
696 | No, cash and carry. | 1.4312 | 0.05064 | 160 | 104 | 43 | 13 |
697 | So the operating manual is available online? | 1.4312 | 0.05217 | 160 | 106 | 39 | 15 |
698 | Can you hold this for me while I go buy a flatbed truck and divorce my wife? | 1.4310 | 0.06026 | 116 | 76 | 30 | 10 |
699 | It's a good price, and I'll waive the depth charge. | 1.4308 | 0.05875 | 130 | 87 | 30 | 13 |
700 | No, it does not come with the water skis. | 1.4306 | 0.05088 | 144 | 91 | 44 | 9 |
701 | Can I just take it for a quick test drive before I buy? | 1.4306 | 0.04992 | 144 | 90 | 46 | 8 |
702 | It’s on consignment…from France. | 1.4306 | 0.05885 | 144 | 100 | 26 | 18 |
703 | OK, fine. Buy the submarine and I’ll throw in the water skis for free. | 1.4305 | 0.05190 | 151 | 98 | 41 | 12 |
704 | I can come down to 2.2 billion. | 1.4305 | 0.05105 | 151 | 97 | 43 | 11 |
705 | Don't suppose you kept the original packaging?" "Nah, but you can find the instructions easily enough online. | 1.4305 | 0.04929 | 151 | 95 | 47 | 9 |
706 | It would be worth more if it was in the original box. | 1.4298 | 0.06706 | 114 | 80 | 19 | 15 |
707 | Why are you surprised by the sub, this is a Navy Yard sale! | 1.4298 | 0.06590 | 114 | 79 | 21 | 14 |
708 | Yep, I feel I need to go nuclear | 1.4297 | 0.05398 | 128 | 81 | 39 | 8 |
709 | Do you deliver? | 1.4296 | 0.05417 | 135 | 87 | 38 | 10 |
710 | Sorry sir I don’t speak French but can you tell me how much you want for the sub | 1.4296 | 0.05231 | 142 | 91 | 41 | 10 |
711 | I could tell you how it works, but then I'd have to kill you. | 1.4286 | 0.05970 | 133 | 91 | 27 | 15 |
712 | It comes with a full galley, beds enough for a very large family and four nuclear weapons. | 1.4286 | 0.05192 | 161 | 107 | 39 | 15 |
713 | 10 bucks, but I can't pick it up until the river floods again. | 1.4286 | 0.05067 | 182 | 124 | 38 | 20 |
714 | Is the service contract mandatory? | 1.4286 | 0.05183 | 140 | 89 | 42 | 9 |
715 | It only takes 42 "D" Batteries. | 1.4286 | 0.04949 | 154 | 98 | 46 | 10 |
716 | There's no way you're the captain of that thing, you're wearing a pilots costume | 1.4277 | 0.05238 | 159 | 106 | 38 | 15 |
717 | That depends, son. How big's your bathtub? | 1.4276 | 0.05164 | 152 | 99 | 41 | 12 |
718 | ‘Could you start it up so I can make sure it works?’ | 1.4276 | 0.05427 | 145 | 96 | 36 | 13 |
719 | How low are you willing to go with the sub? | 1.4275 | 0.05716 | 138 | 93 | 31 | 14 |
720 | Sorry, all we have is battleship gray. We’re all out of yellow. | 1.4275 | 0.05528 | 138 | 91 | 35 | 12 |
721 | I sent it home by mail in pieces, then assembled it here . . . . | 1.4275 | 0.05422 | 131 | 84 | 38 | 9 |
722 | Hey, kid. I said don't touch it. You break it , it's yours. | 1.4275 | 0.05201 | 131 | 82 | 42 | 7 |
723 | I’ll knock off $5 since you’re my neighbor. | 1.4274 | 0.05472 | 117 | 73 | 38 | 6 |
724 | Fission or fusion? | 1.4266 | 0.05743 | 143 | 98 | 29 | 16 |
725 | Not for sale. It's only here because I am still working from home... | 1.4266 | 0.05297 | 143 | 93 | 39 | 11 |
726 | No, you have to buy the whole sub to get the nuclear fuel. | 1.4265 | 0.05486 | 136 | 89 | 36 | 11 |
727 | Oh that? I got it during the housing crisis when I thought we were gonna be underwater. | 1.4265 | 0.05681 | 136 | 91 | 32 | 13 |
728 | I'll take it if you can go a little lower. | 1.4262 | 0.05693 | 122 | 79 | 34 | 9 |
729 | Is it diesel or nuclear? | 1.4261 | 0.05801 | 115 | 74 | 33 | 8 |
730 | My mortgage was underwater | 1.4258 | 0.05254 | 155 | 103 | 38 | 14 |
731 | I understand that this is the bath toy mentioned on Craigslist? | 1.4257 | 0.05082 | 148 | 95 | 43 | 10 |
732 | Is that nuclear, or...you know, just the regular kind? | 1.4254 | 0.05543 | 134 | 88 | 35 | 11 |
733 | Actually, it's a climate friendly hybrid. | 1.4250 | 0.05113 | 120 | 73 | 43 | 4 |
734 | The federal government lists it at $ 895,000,000. I’ll give it to you for five dollars. | 1.4241 | 0.05023 | 158 | 108 | 35 | 15 |
735 | Does it come with nukes? | 1.4240 | 0.05710 | 125 | 82 | 33 | 10 |
736 | Do you provide shipping? | 1.4238 | 0.05269 | 151 | 100 | 38 | 13 |
737 | No, you can't take it for a test drive. | 1.4237 | 0.05569 | 118 | 75 | 36 | 7 |
738 | Did you try 1-800-GOT JUNK? | 1.4237 | 0.06067 | 118 | 79 | 28 | 11 |
739 | Well, you could paint it yellow. | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
740 | Is the nuclear reactor still under warranty? | 1.4236 | 0.05176 | 144 | 93 | 41 | 10 |
741 | Is delivery included in the price? | 1.4231 | 0.05446 | 130 | 84 | 37 | 9 |
742 | It's only $5 at Subway. | 1.4231 | 0.05067 | 156 | 102 | 42 | 12 |
743 | It was a tough call, but it no longer gives me joy” | 1.4228 | 0.05649 | 149 | 103 | 29 | 17 |
744 | In the Philly suburbs we call it a “hoagie.” | 1.4228 | 0.05773 | 123 | 81 | 32 | 10 |
745 | Does it include floor mats? | 1.4228 | 0.05657 | 123 | 80 | 34 | 9 |
746 | I assure you it shrinks in the bathtub. | 1.4222 | 0.05306 | 135 | 87 | 39 | 9 |
747 | You will need to supply the uranium. | 1.4220 | 0.05872 | 109 | 70 | 32 | 7 |
748 | You can have it for cheap--I can't face getting it back into the basement. | 1.4219 | 0.05613 | 128 | 84 | 34 | 10 |
749 | Do you mind if I take it for a spin? | 1.4218 | 0.05101 | 147 | 95 | 42 | 10 |
750 | Cute. No, I'm not selling it because I'm under water. | 1.4215 | 0.05839 | 121 | 80 | 31 | 10 |
751 | I take it you would have preferred a gold watch. | 1.4214 | 0.05076 | 140 | 89 | 43 | 8 |
752 | I have to sell it. The mortgage is underwater. | 1.4211 | 0.05252 | 133 | 85 | 40 | 8 |
753 | Diesel or fission? | 1.4211 | 0.05867 | 133 | 91 | 28 | 14 |
754 | Does it come with security clearance? | 1.4207 | 0.05148 | 145 | 94 | 41 | 10 |
755 | Let’s talk maintenance. | 1.4207 | 0.05148 | 145 | 94 | 41 | 10 |
756 | Didn't this used to be yellow, and we all lived there? | 1.4206 | 0.05894 | 126 | 85 | 29 | 12 |
757 | It's a stick shift. | 1.4203 | 0.05616 | 138 | 93 | 32 | 13 |
758 | We pay $600 for a hammer, so you do the math | 1.4202 | 0.06143 | 119 | 81 | 26 | 12 |
759 | Oh, that ones actually not for sail, it’s for submerge. | 1.4200 | 0.05205 | 150 | 99 | 39 | 12 |
760 | She just needs new spark plugs and maybe a reactor core. | 1.4198 | 0.05626 | 131 | 87 | 33 | 11 |
761 | I thought about painting it yellow. | 1.4196 | 0.05900 | 112 | 73 | 31 | 8 |
762 | Throw in the skis and I'll take it. | 1.4194 | 0.05248 | 155 | 104 | 37 | 14 |
763 | Automatic or stick? | 1.4191 | 0.05577 | 136 | 91 | 33 | 12 |
764 | how many leagues on it? | 1.4189 | 0.05509 | 148 | 101 | 32 | 15 |
765 | I’ll take it if you’ve got the box | 1.4189 | 0.05253 | 148 | 98 | 38 | 12 |
766 | Sorry. Delivery is extra. | 1.4189 | 0.05253 | 148 | 98 | 38 | 12 |
767 | Do the French know you’re selling? | 1.4186 | 0.05579 | 129 | 85 | 34 | 10 |
768 | I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a nuclear submarine on my front lawn…but yeah, it’s $25 if you can haul it. | 1.4182 | 0.06110 | 110 | 73 | 28 | 9 |
769 | We’re moving to Kansas. | 1.4179 | 0.05927 | 134 | 93 | 26 | 15 |
770 | Not for sale, OK, but you are willing to sub-let? | 1.4179 | 0.05831 | 134 | 92 | 28 | 14 |
771 | and it includes free shipping | 1.4173 | 0.05639 | 127 | 84 | 33 | 10 |
772 | I'll give ya $3 more if it's nuclear | 1.4173 | 0.05413 | 127 | 82 | 37 | 8 |
773 | Do you have the instruction manual? | 1.4173 | 0.05413 | 127 | 82 | 37 | 8 |
774 | If you have to ask. You probably can't afford it. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
775 | Sorry, it's 'Don't ask, don't tell. | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
776 | So . . . the price is also classified? | 1.4167 | 0.05747 | 120 | 79 | 32 | 9 |
777 | If the torpedos work, I'll take it." | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
778 | Why yes I was. Why do you ask? | 1.4167 | 0.06102 | 120 | 82 | 26 | 12 |
779 | Yes, son, you can buy it. The Second Amendment has no age restriction. | 1.4167 | 0.05695 | 132 | 89 | 31 | 12 |
780 | Yes, it works. Do you want to plug it in? | 1.4167 | 0.05624 | 120 | 78 | 34 | 8 |
781 | Does it come with nuclear missiles? | 1.4161 | 0.05348 | 137 | 90 | 37 | 10 |
782 | No. My hat is not included in the price. | 1.4160 | 0.04975 | 125 | 77 | 44 | 4 |
783 | Too late, a guy from Australia just bought it! | 1.4154 | 0.05859 | 130 | 89 | 28 | 13 |
784 | That's not for sale, but I can give you a great deal on a wedding ring if you're interested. | 1.4154 | 0.05545 | 130 | 86 | 34 | 10 |
785 | Sorry, that’s not for sale. My mother-in-law lives in there. | 1.4154 | 0.05545 | 130 | 86 | 34 | 10 |
786 | Really impresses at the dive bars. | 1.4153 | 0.05687 | 118 | 77 | 33 | 8 |
787 | So you’re sure if I buy this I’m covered by the 2nd amendment ? | 1.4150 | 0.05532 | 147 | 101 | 31 | 15 |
788 | I'm not at liberty to disclose the cost. But I accept offers. | 1.4148 | 0.05401 | 135 | 89 | 36 | 10 |
789 | Stick shift or automatic? | 1.4146 | 0.05528 | 123 | 80 | 35 | 8 |
790 | forced to sell since our mortgage is under water | 1.4141 | 0.05493 | 128 | 84 | 35 | 9 |
791 | Do you take Venmo? | 1.4141 | 0.05713 | 128 | 86 | 31 | 11 |
792 | If you’re French , it’s not for sale. | 1.4141 | 0.06027 | 128 | 89 | 25 | 14 |
793 | Damn it - did my wife bring that out again? The submarine is not for sale. | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
794 | Give me a good price and I'll consider not turning you in for treason. | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
795 | How do I know it's not a knock-off? | 1.4130 | 0.05010 | 138 | 88 | 43 | 7 |
796 | And how much for just the periscope? | 1.4127 | 0.05436 | 126 | 82 | 36 | 8 |
797 | Can it go over Niagara Falls? | 1.4127 | 0.05197 | 126 | 80 | 40 | 6 |
798 | Sorry, the price is firm. I'm already underwater on it." | 1.4123 | 0.05951 | 114 | 76 | 29 | 9 |
799 | You've heard of Freud, haven't you? | 1.4123 | 0.06207 | 114 | 78 | 25 | 11 |
800 | Still in pretty good shape, just one tiny leak. | 1.4123 | 0.06080 | 114 | 77 | 27 | 10 |
801 | I believe you mean, "I'll give you eight bucks for it, ADMIRAL." | 1.4118 | 0.05056 | 136 | 87 | 42 | 7 |
802 | I hate to sell it, but I’m downsizing. | 1.4118 | 0.05392 | 119 | 76 | 37 | 6 |
803 | Asking $2 billion, but...how much do you have in your pocket? | 1.4113 | 0.05493 | 124 | 81 | 35 | 8 |
804 | Can you wrap this up to go? | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 124 | 82 | 33 | 9 |
805 | That's a great offer! But, I hope you don't mind me asking... what would you do with it in Arizona? | 1.4113 | 0.05493 | 124 | 81 | 35 | 8 |
806 | I found it in the park and thought it might be useful for someone | 1.4107 | 0.05609 | 112 | 72 | 34 | 6 |
807 | It's zero emissions. | 1.4104 | 0.05319 | 134 | 88 | 37 | 9 |
808 | Sorry, the nuclear missiles were all snapped up as soon as we opened this morning. | 1.4103 | 0.05447 | 156 | 109 | 30 | 17 |
809 | Do you happen to know if this was manufactured here or in China? | 1.4101 | 0.05188 | 139 | 91 | 39 | 9 |
810 | Yes, the nuclear codes are included. No extra charge. | 1.4101 | 0.05188 | 139 | 91 | 39 | 9 |
811 | It does have a certificate of authenticity. | 1.4098 | 0.05791 | 122 | 82 | 30 | 10 |
812 | It runs just fine, but it no longer fits our lifestyle. | 1.4098 | 0.05552 | 122 | 80 | 34 | 8 |
813 | It comes with a manual. In French of course. | 1.4095 | 0.06006 | 105 | 69 | 29 | 7 |
814 | What have you sunk into her. | 1.4094 | 0.05739 | 127 | 86 | 30 | 11 |
815 | I’m retiring to Arizona | 1.4091 | 0.06098 | 110 | 74 | 27 | 9 |
816 | It certainly does have ethically sourced and conflict-free mined metals. | 1.4091 | 0.05372 | 132 | 87 | 36 | 9 |
817 | It is a one-owner. How about two billion? | 1.4088 | 0.05028 | 137 | 88 | 42 | 7 |
818 | Its a repo | 1.4087 | 0.05780 | 115 | 76 | 31 | 8 |
819 | ... and are the original surface-to-air missiles included? | 1.4085 | 0.05208 | 142 | 94 | 38 | 10 |
820 | Amazon has really had to get creative with deliveries these days | 1.4085 | 0.05111 | 142 | 93 | 40 | 9 |
821 | Sure you can take it for a spin. I'll just need your driver's license, proof of insurance, and a list of all contacts to foreign nationals. | 1.4083 | 0.05225 | 120 | 76 | 39 | 5 |
822 | I’m into snorkeling now. | 1.4082 | 0.05440 | 147 | 101 | 32 | 14 |
823 | No, Sir, she's not for sail. | 1.4080 | 0.05691 | 125 | 84 | 31 | 10 |
824 | I saw the same one at Old Navy. | 1.4080 | 0.05576 | 125 | 83 | 33 | 9 |
825 | How much for the paperweight? | 1.4080 | 0.06021 | 125 | 87 | 25 | 13 |
826 | My wife told me to bring some subs in case people got hungry. I could only find this one and now I’m thinking I did something wrong. | 1.4080 | 0.05576 | 125 | 83 | 33 | 9 |
827 | USS Miami: only $10, but it needs $700,000,000 in repairs. | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
828 | It's vintage Cold War. For an extra five bucks, I'll throw in a Russian-speaking crew. | 1.4077 | 0.05316 | 130 | 85 | 37 | 8 |
829 | My wife will go ballistic if I buy this. | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
830 | It’s one of those useless retirement gifts. | 1.4074 | 0.05740 | 108 | 70 | 32 | 6 |
831 | Are the batteries included? | 1.4074 | 0.05587 | 108 | 69 | 34 | 5 |
832 | Does this model have a backup camera for parallel parking? | 1.4071 | 0.05450 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
833 | If you buy the nuclear warhead for $20MM, I can let you have the submarine for $7. | 1.4071 | 0.06365 | 113 | 79 | 22 | 12 |
834 | Yes I have the 50 million, but can I drive it first? | 1.4068 | 0.05676 | 118 | 78 | 32 | 8 |
835 | Will you accept Bitcoin for the sub? | 1.4068 | 0.05802 | 118 | 79 | 30 | 9 |
836 | Suppose this means you don't need me to cut the grass this week? | 1.4068 | 0.05676 | 118 | 78 | 32 | 8 |
837 | Yeah, for that price I can throw in the water skis. | 1.4065 | 0.05637 | 123 | 82 | 32 | 9 |
838 | I'm not objecting to you holding a yard sale. I'm just asking that you do it over in your own yard. | 1.4062 | 0.05116 | 160 | 109 | 37 | 14 |
839 | I'm looking for something to release ballons for a gender reveal party. | 1.4062 | 0.05370 | 128 | 84 | 36 | 8 |
840 | Do you have one in blue? | 1.4062 | 0.05039 | 160 | 108 | 39 | 13 |
841 | Still got the instruction manual? | 1.4060 | 0.05123 | 133 | 86 | 40 | 7 |
842 | No, you can’t test drive it first. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
843 | The price is classified. And, no, it doesn't come with a trailer." | 1.4054 | 0.05149 | 148 | 99 | 38 | 11 |
844 | That, I got at a surplus auction, in anticipation of my retirement, from the service. Long story short, 'Wife wants it OUT of the garage. | 1.4052 | 0.05032 | 153 | 102 | 40 | 11 |
845 | Can you hold this for me for about 15 minutes? I need to go home and measure my bathtub. | 1.4052 | 0.06241 | 116 | 81 | 23 | 12 |
846 | Do I look like the kind of guy that cares what the HOA says! | 1.4050 | 0.05936 | 121 | 83 | 27 | 11 |
847 | With or without the crew? | 1.4048 | 0.05766 | 126 | 86 | 29 | 11 |
848 | If it doesn't fit in my room, can I bring it back? | 1.4048 | 0.05541 | 126 | 84 | 33 | 9 |
849 | How did you get it out of the basement? | 1.4048 | 0.05654 | 126 | 85 | 31 | 10 |
850 | No, it doesn't come with cup holders. | 1.4046 | 0.05502 | 131 | 88 | 33 | 10 |
851 | Not for sale. It's my ride. | 1.4044 | 0.05046 | 136 | 88 | 41 | 7 |
852 | Dad, I still play with this one. | 1.4040 | 0.06567 | 99 | 68 | 22 | 9 |
853 | What tipped you off that this is an undercover sting operation? | 1.4040 | 0.05729 | 99 | 63 | 32 | 4 |
854 | The plutonium's extra. | 1.4037 | 0.05990 | 109 | 73 | 28 | 8 |
855 | Sorry! They only come in grey... | 1.4035 | 0.05939 | 114 | 77 | 28 | 9 |
856 | My sub-conscious self says this is not just a cigar | 1.4035 | 0.05939 | 114 | 77 | 28 | 9 |
857 | Well, the bake sale to fund a bomber idea never really caught on. | 1.4035 | 0.05672 | 114 | 75 | 32 | 7 |
858 | another classic case of forgetting to check the dimensions on eBay,huh? | 1.4035 | 0.05939 | 114 | 77 | 28 | 9 |
859 | Test drive? Sure. Keys are under the cup holder. | 1.4035 | 0.06068 | 114 | 78 | 26 | 10 |
860 | Normal wear and tear and you'll want to get the "check core" light on the reactor looked at but really, she's a steal at 1.5 billion. | 1.4034 | 0.05108 | 119 | 75 | 40 | 4 |
861 | Nuclear or conventional? | 1.4034 | 0.05638 | 119 | 79 | 32 | 8 |
862 | Let's put it this way, can you drive a stick? | 1.4032 | 0.05600 | 124 | 83 | 32 | 9 |
863 | Sorry, but I can’t break up a set. | 1.4031 | 0.05337 | 129 | 85 | 36 | 8 |
864 | Retirement gift. | 1.4030 | 0.05517 | 134 | 91 | 32 | 11 |
865 | Sailors included? | 1.4020 | 0.06115 | 102 | 68 | 27 | 7 |
866 | I don't care what the song says, it doesn't come in yellow! | 1.4017 | 0.06077 | 117 | 81 | 25 | 11 |
867 | That was some rain we had last night, huh? | 1.4016 | 0.06010 | 122 | 85 | 25 | 12 |
868 | Does it vibrate? | 1.4016 | 0.05662 | 122 | 82 | 31 | 9 |
869 | I'll buy with the nuclear option. | 1.4000 | 0.05278 | 135 | 90 | 36 | 9 |
870 | The yard is $6 Billion - but it comes with a FREE nuclear submarine and two cruise missiles. | 1.4000 | 0.06085 | 110 | 75 | 26 | 9 |
871 | Do you have the docking station to go with it? | 1.4000 | 0.05584 | 135 | 93 | 30 | 12 |
872 | No. That is not a blimp and I do not fly it for Goodyear. | 1.4000 | 0.05725 | 120 | 81 | 30 | 9 |
873 | Batteries not included; just add water. | 1.4000 | 0.05149 | 140 | 93 | 38 | 9 |
874 | I can take this off your hands if you throw in the skis. | 1.4000 | 0.05680 | 125 | 85 | 30 | 10 |
875 | Do you see a sail? | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
876 | It was formerly used by the Trump campaign to see how low he could go. | 1.4000 | 0.06117 | 125 | 89 | 22 | 14 |
877 | Paint it yellow and you've got a deal! | 1.4000 | 0.05846 | 120 | 82 | 28 | 10 |
878 | Please move your boat,you're blocking my drive. | 1.4000 | 0.05633 | 115 | 76 | 32 | 7 |
879 | The way I see it, it's more of a silencer than a conversation piece. | 1.4000 | 0.07107 | 100 | 73 | 14 | 13 |
880 | My kids outgrew it. | 1.4000 | 0.06026 | 115 | 79 | 26 | 10 |
881 | You know how it goes. New model comes out and it just stops working. | 1.4000 | 0.05633 | 115 | 76 | 32 | 7 |
882 | Diesel or electric? | 1.4000 | 0.05601 | 120 | 80 | 32 | 8 |
883 | No, it doesn't come with the missile codes. Sorry. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
884 | Is it for sale or do you just want to impress your neighbours? | 1.3984 | 0.05129 | 123 | 79 | 39 | 5 |
885 | If you want, I'll throw in the water skis | 1.3984 | 0.05258 | 123 | 80 | 37 | 6 |
886 | Not nuclear? Sorry I was looking for nuclear. | 1.3983 | 0.06154 | 118 | 83 | 23 | 12 |
887 | No offer is too low. It's diesel. | 1.3983 | 0.05663 | 118 | 79 | 31 | 8 |
888 | I won't go any lower, but it goes to 450 meters. | 1.3983 | 0.05790 | 118 | 80 | 29 | 9 |
889 | Does it come in another color? | 1.3982 | 0.05413 | 113 | 73 | 35 | 5 |
890 | It's a gently used French sub. No returns. | 1.3982 | 0.05697 | 113 | 75 | 31 | 7 |
891 | I wanted a yellow submarine. | 1.3982 | 0.05557 | 113 | 74 | 33 | 6 |
892 | I bought it when my mortgage was under water | 1.3981 | 0.05252 | 108 | 68 | 37 | 3 |
893 | Gotta sell it son, I'm transferring to Kansas! | 1.3981 | 0.05875 | 108 | 72 | 29 | 7 |
894 | The wife was cleaning out her military industrial complex. | 1.3980 | 0.06109 | 98 | 65 | 27 | 6 |
895 | Runs like a top but the periscope is jammed. | 1.3980 | 0.06109 | 98 | 65 | 27 | 6 |
896 | Really? The Red October? | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
897 | Sorry, she’s not for sail. | 1.3972 | 0.05683 | 141 | 100 | 26 | 15 |
898 | I got a great deal from the French. | 1.3971 | 0.05248 | 136 | 91 | 36 | 9 |
899 | That depends. How big is your pool? | 1.3968 | 0.05643 | 126 | 86 | 30 | 10 |
900 | One careful owner. Full service history. | 1.3968 | 0.04922 | 126 | 80 | 42 | 4 |
901 | Sleeps 120. | 1.3967 | 0.05439 | 121 | 80 | 34 | 7 |
902 | Oh that. It was only used once. | 1.3967 | 0.05564 | 121 | 81 | 32 | 8 |
903 | We bought one too, after our mortgage went underwater. | 1.3967 | 0.05311 | 121 | 79 | 36 | 6 |
904 | Congress finally decided to slash defense spending. | 1.3967 | 0.05564 | 121 | 81 | 32 | 8 |
905 | Can you throw in the uniform? | 1.3967 | 0.05807 | 121 | 83 | 28 | 10 |
906 | Can I control it with my cell phone? | 1.3966 | 0.05459 | 116 | 76 | 34 | 6 |
907 | Can I get a discount on the skis if I buy the submarine too? | 1.3966 | 0.05727 | 116 | 78 | 30 | 8 |
908 | That beauty? She's $2.8 billion, not including tax and shipping." | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
909 | I have to check with my Mom | 1.3962 | 0.06096 | 106 | 72 | 26 | 8 |
910 | No, as is, I'm afraid. | 1.3962 | 0.06096 | 106 | 72 | 26 | 8 |
911 | Have you installed the most recent operating system yet? | 1.3960 | 0.05983 | 101 | 67 | 28 | 6 |
912 | Yes, it requires a trained crew, and yes, they're inside. Four dollars, please. | 1.3960 | 0.05643 | 101 | 65 | 32 | 4 |
913 | No, kid, it don't come in yellow. | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
914 | ......... and how many bathrooms? | 1.3950 | 0.05751 | 119 | 81 | 29 | 9 |
915 | (Sigh)…yes it is full of seamen. | 1.3945 | 0.06116 | 109 | 75 | 25 | 9 |
916 | I bought it to work from home, selling now we're heading back to the office. | 1.3945 | 0.05377 | 109 | 70 | 35 | 4 |
917 | I just got it, okay? Don't ask so many questions. | 1.3942 | 0.06470 | 104 | 73 | 21 | 10 |
918 | Found it in the Arctic - I mean, the attic. | 1.3942 | 0.05864 | 104 | 69 | 29 | 6 |
919 | Does it come with water ? | 1.3942 | 0.06324 | 104 | 72 | 23 | 9 |
920 | I’ll give you fifty cents for it? | 1.3939 | 0.06392 | 99 | 68 | 23 | 8 |
921 | How’s the WiFi in this thing? | 1.3936 | 0.06631 | 94 | 65 | 21 | 8 |
922 | That's my regular commuter. She's not for sale. | 1.3936 | 0.06091 | 94 | 62 | 27 | 5 |
923 | No trailer??? | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
924 | Yes, it comes with the crew. | 1.3934 | 0.05277 | 122 | 80 | 36 | 6 |
925 | If you want an F16, that’s at the Bake sale. | 1.3934 | 0.05998 | 122 | 86 | 24 | 12 |
926 | How low are you able to go? | 1.3929 | 0.05580 | 112 | 74 | 32 | 6 |
927 | What do you mean the price is classified? | 1.3929 | 0.06260 | 112 | 79 | 22 | 11 |
928 | Does it have any parking tickets? | 1.3929 | 0.05580 | 112 | 74 | 32 | 6 |
929 | That? Comes with the kiddie pool. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
930 | I'll take bitcoin. | 1.3922 | 0.05771 | 102 | 67 | 30 | 5 |
931 | One owner. Low mileage. | 1.3922 | 0.06559 | 102 | 72 | 20 | 10 |
932 | Where I’m from, we call them hoagies. | 1.3922 | 0.05937 | 102 | 68 | 28 | 6 |
933 | Just a souvenir from the office | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
934 | Can I get a 6 inch? | 1.3918 | 0.05963 | 97 | 64 | 28 | 5 |
935 | I need something smaller for the bathtub. | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
936 | No son, you can't take it around the block. | 1.3917 | 0.05588 | 120 | 81 | 31 | 8 |
937 | What do you mean, 'Is it real?' | 1.3917 | 0.05588 | 120 | 81 | 31 | 8 |
938 | For you I can do $2.4 billion. | 1.3916 | 0.04865 | 143 | 94 | 42 | 7 |
939 | We're sold out. That's the display model. | 1.3913 | 0.05481 | 115 | 76 | 33 | 6 |
940 | Can you tell me how many leagues are on it? | 1.3913 | 0.05341 | 115 | 75 | 35 | 5 |
941 | You know, the yard sale next block over has a used super carrier for half what you want for the nuclear sub. | 1.3909 | 0.06207 | 110 | 77 | 23 | 10 |
942 | I’ve never been to a garage sale in France before. Why are you selling this? | 1.3909 | 0.06470 | 110 | 79 | 19 | 12 |
943 | Warranty? | 1.3909 | 0.05790 | 110 | 74 | 29 | 7 |
944 | You won’t be disappointed, it is an excellent subletting opportunity. | 1.3909 | 0.05932 | 110 | 75 | 27 | 8 |
945 | I strongly recommend adding rust-proofing, porthole tinting, and extra cupholders." | 1.3905 | 0.05820 | 105 | 70 | 29 | 6 |
946 | New or used? | 1.3905 | 0.05820 | 105 | 70 | 29 | 6 |
947 | Um, my dad kicked the tire and now it's ticking. | 1.3901 | 0.05305 | 141 | 97 | 33 | 11 |
948 | I’m a total beginner. Is it fairly user-friendly? | 1.3900 | 0.05842 | 100 | 66 | 29 | 5 |
949 | OK, I will throw in one torpedo attack on the target of your choice. | 1.3900 | 0.06948 | 100 | 73 | 15 | 12 |
950 | I hope you can appreciate the subliminal subtext. | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
951 | It was my grandfather's | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
952 | We used it twice in the last 5 years. Since then it's been the most expensive clothes hanger we have. | 1.3895 | 0.06401 | 95 | 65 | 23 | 7 |
953 | It works great! I took it out for a dip yesterday. | 1.3895 | 0.06742 | 95 | 67 | 19 | 9 |
954 | Do you validate parking? | 1.3893 | 0.05262 | 131 | 88 | 35 | 8 |
955 | Needs a tune-up and a skosh of uranium-235... | 1.3889 | 0.05852 | 126 | 89 | 25 | 12 |
956 | Throw in the golf clubs and you’ve got a deal. | 1.3889 | 0.05859 | 108 | 73 | 28 | 7 |
957 | I know a guy who can get you torpedoes. | 1.3889 | 0.06005 | 108 | 74 | 26 | 8 |
958 | Will I get my money back if the sea level isn’t rising after all? | 1.3889 | 0.05709 | 108 | 72 | 30 | 6 |
959 | Yes, the government is broke. | 1.3883 | 0.06051 | 103 | 70 | 26 | 7 |
960 | Lightly used. Only drove it to church on Sundays. | 1.3881 | 0.05287 | 134 | 91 | 34 | 9 |
961 | ...Just give me your outfit so I can drive this out of here with some dignity. | 1.3881 | 0.05071 | 134 | 89 | 38 | 7 |
962 | They said it had to be towable to donate. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
963 | Sure, I'll throw it in with the VHS of 'Das Boot'. | 1.3878 | 0.06261 | 98 | 67 | 24 | 7 |
964 | Combien? | 1.3874 | 0.05748 | 111 | 75 | 29 | 7 |
965 | Free shipping? | 1.3874 | 0.05303 | 111 | 72 | 35 | 4 |
966 | Wife doesn't like the colour | 1.3874 | 0.05889 | 111 | 76 | 27 | 8 |
967 | Yellow is extra. | 1.3874 | 0.05604 | 111 | 74 | 31 | 6 |
968 | I ordered this online but it’s the wrong size. My son ripped the tag off so we can’t return it. | 1.3874 | 0.05889 | 111 | 76 | 27 | 8 |
969 | I wouldn't call it 'gently' used. | 1.3871 | 0.05336 | 124 | 83 | 34 | 7 |
970 | We specialize in underwater mortgages. | 1.3871 | 0.06492 | 93 | 64 | 22 | 7 |
971 | The missile tubes make great tee shirt cannons. | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
972 | There's a nest of squirrels in the engine room, but otherwise it's very clean. | 1.3868 | 0.05930 | 106 | 72 | 27 | 7 |
973 | Does that come in a foot long? | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 83 | 26 | 10 |
974 | Yes, it does work, but it needs batteries | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
975 | If you ask how much, you probably can’t afford it. | 1.3861 | 0.06129 | 101 | 69 | 25 | 7 |
976 | Cash only. | 1.3861 | 0.05624 | 101 | 66 | 31 | 4 |
977 | Then can you do 1.49 billion and throw in the propeller cozy? | 1.3861 | 0.05965 | 101 | 68 | 27 | 6 |
978 | Any discount if I buy both the water skis and boat? | 1.3861 | 0.04895 | 158 | 108 | 39 | 11 |
979 | I can go a little lower on it if you take the skis,too. | 1.3860 | 0.05643 | 114 | 77 | 30 | 7 |
980 | Homeowners Association rules state you cannot hold a yard sale in the neighborhood. | 1.3860 | 0.06169 | 114 | 81 | 22 | 11 |
981 | So, what kind of gas mileage does this thing get? | 1.3857 | 0.05128 | 140 | 95 | 36 | 9 |
982 | How deep does the discount go? | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 65 | 25 | 6 |
983 | Let's just say it fell off the back of a truck. | 1.3854 | 0.06347 | 96 | 66 | 23 | 7 |
984 | I'm downsizing to a snorkel." | 1.3854 | 0.06347 | 96 | 66 | 23 | 7 |
985 | Do I need a diving license? | 1.3853 | 0.05816 | 109 | 74 | 28 | 7 |
986 | We were cleaning out the basement and it’s just been gathering dust for years. | 1.3853 | 0.05668 | 109 | 73 | 30 | 6 |
987 | Can you hold this for me? I just have to go ask my wife. But don't sell it till I get back, OK? | 1.3853 | 0.05960 | 109 | 75 | 26 | 8 |
988 | Do you have just the one? | 1.3853 | 0.06239 | 109 | 77 | 22 | 10 |
989 | I can either knock another 10 bucks off, or you can pay the full 17 billion and I'll throw in those skis. | 1.3852 | 0.05872 | 122 | 86 | 25 | 11 |
990 | Can it run on corn oil? | 1.3852 | 0.05390 | 122 | 82 | 33 | 7 |
991 | What do you think it is?! It’s an underwater RV.” | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
992 | The house is underwater. But I can sell the sub free and clear! | 1.3852 | 0.05515 | 122 | 83 | 31 | 8 |
993 | Sorry. You have to drive it home yourself. | 1.3846 | 0.06307 | 104 | 73 | 22 | 9 |
994 | No,you have to provide you own plutonium. | 1.3846 | 0.05518 | 104 | 68 | 32 | 4 |
995 | It's French, so it may not be cheap but the galley is three stars. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
996 | For an extra $5, I'll throw in a nuclear warhead. | 1.3846 | 0.05281 | 130 | 88 | 34 | 8 |
997 | Hey, is this yours? | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
998 | Well, how big is your pool, son? | 1.3846 | 0.05685 | 104 | 69 | 30 | 5 |
999 | I’d keep it if I could locate the other half. | 1.3846 | 0.06948 | 91 | 65 | 17 | 9 |
1000 | I’m only looking to sublease, will that be a problem? | 1.3846 | 0.06006 | 91 | 60 | 27 | 4 |
1001 | Your tax dollars already paid for it but I will have to charge you a moving fee. | 1.3840 | 0.05179 | 125 | 83 | 36 | 6 |
1002 | It was only driven once, by a little old admiral from Virginia. | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
1003 | Is it still on warranty? | 1.3839 | 0.05418 | 112 | 74 | 33 | 5 |
1004 | Australia wouldn't take it. It's yours for nickel. | 1.3839 | 0.05564 | 112 | 75 | 31 | 6 |
1005 | It’s roomy, yet discreet, once you have it down in the water. | 1.3838 | 0.05690 | 99 | 65 | 30 | 4 |
1006 | We decided it was time to clean out the basement. | 1.3835 | 0.04859 | 133 | 87 | 41 | 5 |
1007 | Last question, Would you be willing to throw in the skis? | 1.3828 | 0.05669 | 128 | 90 | 27 | 11 |
1008 | That, my friend, is a nuclear powered pool toy. | 1.3826 | 0.05869 | 115 | 80 | 26 | 9 |
1009 | How many knots on it? | 1.3826 | 0.05466 | 115 | 77 | 32 | 6 |
1010 | I’ll offer $1,748,956,442.56 for the used sub and not a penny more. | 1.3824 | 0.06392 | 102 | 72 | 21 | 9 |
1011 | No. Nuclear missiles not included. | 1.3824 | 0.05119 | 136 | 92 | 36 | 8 |
1012 | Сколько ты хочешь? | 1.3824 | 0.06238 | 102 | 71 | 23 | 8 |
1013 | It’s lightly used, to work remotely. | 1.3824 | 0.05752 | 102 | 68 | 29 | 5 |
1014 | That item is classified. | 1.3824 | 0.05919 | 102 | 69 | 27 | 6 |
1015 | Of course I have the pink slip. | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
1016 | Do you charge extra to have it shipped? | 1.3818 | 0.05627 | 110 | 74 | 30 | 6 |
1017 | Turns out 2020 was not a Good Year | 1.3818 | 0.06192 | 110 | 78 | 22 | 10 |
1018 | Another piece from the Trump Estate? | 1.3818 | 0.06192 | 110 | 78 | 22 | 10 |
1019 | I was going through a mid-life missile crisis when I bought that thing. | 1.3814 | 0.06786 | 97 | 70 | 17 | 10 |
1020 | It's a fucking submarine. | 1.3814 | 0.06360 | 118 | 87 | 17 | 14 |
1021 | Ten bucks if it were yellow, so let's say five. | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
1022 | Can you even drive a stick shift? | 1.3810 | 0.05958 | 105 | 72 | 26 | 7 |
1023 | Careful. You break it, you buy it. | 1.3810 | 0.05477 | 105 | 69 | 32 | 4 |
1024 | I’ll throw in the nuclear codes if you take it with you. | 1.3810 | 0.05958 | 105 | 72 | 26 | 7 |
1025 | I lived here before it was a subdivision | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
1026 | I’ve heard that everyone who invests in these things eventually goes under | 1.3810 | 0.05642 | 105 | 70 | 30 | 5 |
1027 | Lowest I'll go is 20,000. | 1.3810 | 0.05958 | 105 | 72 | 26 | 7 |
1028 | No, my mechanic assured me the control rods are high quality boron 10, not those cheap after-market hafnium rods. | 1.3805 | 0.06070 | 113 | 80 | 23 | 10 |
1029 | Damn straight! When doomsday devices are outlawed, only outlaws will have doomsday devices! | 1.3802 | 0.05780 | 121 | 85 | 26 | 10 |
1030 | No, we don't deliver. | 1.3796 | 0.05988 | 108 | 75 | 25 | 8 |
1031 | It's amazing what you can find in an attic! | 1.3796 | 0.05842 | 108 | 74 | 27 | 7 |
1032 | This looks like the one I had as a kid. Does it come with the Sean Connery action figure? | 1.3796 | 0.05842 | 108 | 74 | 27 | 7 |
1033 | No, it’s not misleading. The RED OCTOBER SALE only applies to items on this side of the driveway. | 1.3796 | 0.06131 | 108 | 76 | 23 | 9 |
1034 | Can you start it up so I can see if it works? | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
1035 | Yep, that mortgage is underwater too! | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
1036 | I noticed your submarine, how much? | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
1037 | How often do you have to wind it up? | 1.3793 | 0.06170 | 87 | 58 | 25 | 4 |
1038 | That's double parked | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
1039 | And...I'll throw in the skis. | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
1040 | I have one just like it, but I don't have an outfit to go with it. Can I just buy the uniform? | 1.3788 | 0.05217 | 132 | 90 | 34 | 8 |
1041 | Let me guess -- this is the French model. | 1.3786 | 0.06340 | 103 | 73 | 21 | 9 |
1042 | Sorry, son. A guy from down the street bought the battleship a couple of hours ago. | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
1043 | Just consider the value; it’s already been underwater. | 1.3786 | 0.06188 | 103 | 72 | 23 | 8 |
1044 | Do you ship it too? | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
1045 | I promised it to Iran, but if it’s not gone by the end of the day it’s all yours. | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
1046 | Diesel engine, or nuclear? | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
1047 | So do you have the title? | 1.3782 | 0.04919 | 119 | 77 | 39 | 3 |
1048 | The price tag says nine million, but I'll take twenty-five dollars. | 1.3778 | 0.06033 | 90 | 60 | 26 | 4 |
1049 | If it doesn’t float do I get my money back? | 1.3776 | 0.05895 | 98 | 66 | 27 | 5 |
1050 | Where did I get it? Uh, I'm not sure if I remember. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
1051 | If it doesn’t cause massive annihilation Can I exchange it for something else? | 1.3772 | 0.05343 | 114 | 76 | 33 | 5 |
1052 | Where else are you going to find a boat that can lurk under the polar icecap for six months? | 1.3772 | 0.06026 | 114 | 81 | 23 | 10 |
1053 | It’s perfect for your nuclear but not your extended family | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
1054 | The uniform will cost extra. | 1.3763 | 0.05703 | 93 | 61 | 29 | 3 |
1055 | Well, I had sold it to Australia ... | 1.3763 | 0.06649 | 93 | 66 | 19 | 8 |
1056 | You might say it was my version of the van life. | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
1057 | Diesel or Nuclear? | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1058 | As is. Nuclear tipped missiles and other accessories available separately. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
1059 | Is this sub made in China or made for China? | 1.3762 | 0.05777 | 101 | 68 | 28 | 5 |
1060 | As is. Missles are extra. | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
1061 | I'll let it go for a buck, but you've got to sail it out of here. | 1.3761 | 0.05798 | 109 | 75 | 27 | 7 |
1062 | I don't deliver. | 1.3761 | 0.05341 | 109 | 72 | 33 | 4 |
1063 | If you can move it you can have it. | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
1064 | Yes, I have the pink slip. | 1.3759 | 0.04884 | 141 | 95 | 39 | 7 |
1065 | Batteries included? | 1.3750 | 0.05167 | 120 | 80 | 35 | 5 |
1066 | Only reason I'm selling is the damn homeowners association says I can't park it in the yard anymore. | 1.3750 | 0.05498 | 104 | 69 | 31 | 4 |
1067 | How much for the football? | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
1068 | Are there any hidden fees or depth charges? | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
1069 | Excuse me,but would you have any grey poupon? | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
1070 | I can't let it go for under $100. It's a family heirloom. | 1.3750 | 0.05590 | 96 | 63 | 30 | 3 |
1071 | It's "as is." The nuclear codes cost extra. | 1.3750 | 0.06115 | 88 | 59 | 25 | 4 |
1072 | It was my work vehicle, I retired. | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
1073 | And there’s no background check or waiting period, right? | 1.3740 | 0.05561 | 131 | 93 | 27 | 11 |
1074 | Is this new or used? | 1.3740 | 0.05464 | 123 | 85 | 30 | 8 |
1075 | For what your asking can you at least help me get it into my car? | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
1076 | Can I try this out with my girlfriend? | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
1077 | That's my ride. Just the items on the left are for sale. | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
1078 | The manual is in French | 1.3738 | 0.06016 | 107 | 75 | 24 | 8 |
1079 | The Hendersons down the street have a Virgina class going for $20 less than what you're asking. Can you match it? | 1.3738 | 0.05715 | 107 | 73 | 28 | 6 |
1080 | It's a divorce sale...she got the aircraft carrier. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
1081 | IT WAS PART OF MY SEPARATION PACKAGE! | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
1082 | Sorry, kid, you have to take the VHS tapes too | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1083 | And about how long does it take to inflate it? | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
1084 | I tell you what, give me $1 billion and I'll throw in the golf clubs. | 1.3731 | 0.05262 | 134 | 93 | 32 | 9 |
1085 | Is this Bush era? | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
1086 | You can drive it home as soon as the tide comes in. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
1087 | What do you mean, I'm too young to take it out? | 1.3725 | 0.05899 | 102 | 70 | 26 | 6 |
1088 | Would you believe I already have one?! | 1.3723 | 0.06414 | 94 | 66 | 21 | 7 |
1089 | I heard the Australian ones are better. | 1.3721 | 0.06829 | 86 | 61 | 18 | 7 |
1090 | Very low mileage. It was owned by my elderly parents who rarely took it from the garage. | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
1091 | Unfortunately, our mortgage is also underwater. | 1.3719 | 0.05134 | 121 | 81 | 35 | 5 |
1092 | It’s an earlier model. Runs on baking soda. | 1.3717 | 0.06054 | 113 | 81 | 22 | 10 |
1093 | You found the Red October I see | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
1094 | Would you hold the nuclear sub for me while I run to the cash machine? | 1.3717 | 0.05508 | 113 | 77 | 30 | 6 |
1095 | Nuclear reactor not included. | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
1096 | Because it’s the end of the day and you’re Australian I’ll knock 25% off the Magic set and throw in the sub. Deal? | 1.3714 | 0.05457 | 105 | 70 | 31 | 4 |
1097 | I used to keep it in my sub basement | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
1098 | How much for just the nukes? | 1.3711 | 0.06273 | 97 | 68 | 22 | 7 |
1099 | U-boat or the neighbor's boat? | 1.3711 | 0.06442 | 97 | 69 | 20 | 8 |
1100 | Does this come with a tub? | 1.3711 | 0.06606 | 97 | 70 | 18 | 9 |
1101 | No, that’s my ride. The car isn’t for sale either. | 1.3710 | 0.05428 | 124 | 86 | 30 | 8 |
1102 | It's free, provided you take these videocassettes with it. | 1.3708 | 0.05623 | 89 | 58 | 29 | 2 |
1103 | It can be both dangerous and Freudian, Todd. | 1.3708 | 0.06851 | 89 | 64 | 17 | 8 |
1104 | It's like new, and made in France. | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
1105 | No. I wouldn't be parting with it if I could deliver it. | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
1106 | It was part of my enlistment bonus ... why do you ask? | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
1107 | I hear it's better than a man cave. Can you really stay submerged for months? | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
1108 | You say it was a retirement gift? | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
1109 | Retirement gift. I'd keep it but the wife says my hobbies have to fit in the gerage, so it's gotta go. | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
1110 | The PTA is demanding that if National Defense needs more money, we need to hold yard sales and sell cookies as they do. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
1111 | Go ahead, scope it out. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
1112 | Hey, Karen from HOA sent me - you need a permit for yard sales. | 1.3704 | 0.06390 | 108 | 79 | 18 | 11 |
1113 | Yes, it can get to Staten Island . | 1.3700 | 0.05624 | 100 | 67 | 29 | 4 |
1114 | Yes, you really do get to yell "dive, dive, dive." | 1.3700 | 0.05801 | 100 | 68 | 27 | 5 |
1115 | I’m just asking for a friend | 1.3697 | 0.05707 | 119 | 84 | 26 | 9 |
1116 | You touch it - you buy it | 1.3697 | 0.05581 | 119 | 83 | 28 | 8 |
1117 | I will need to tow it home with my battleship | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
1118 | You include an extended maintenance agreement? | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1119 | If you remove the MAGA bumpersticker, you’ve got yourself a deal, Mister. | 1.3696 | 0.06506 | 92 | 65 | 20 | 7 |
1120 | I’ve had one of these on my radar for years! | 1.3696 | 0.06863 | 92 | 67 | 16 | 9 |
1121 | It comes With the I-Pad. | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
1122 | Yes, it does impress the ladies. | 1.3694 | 0.05419 | 111 | 75 | 31 | 5 |
1123 | It’s cheaper than moving to high ground in Vermont | 1.3692 | 0.05021 | 130 | 88 | 36 | 6 |
1124 | Yes, it’s fully operational, it runs on Baking Powder. | 1.3692 | 0.05793 | 130 | 95 | 22 | 13 |
1125 | Sorry, kid, as is, no test-dives. | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
1126 | It no longer gives me joy. | 1.3690 | 0.06511 | 84 | 58 | 21 | 5 |
1127 | It’s the only mobile home immune to climate change | 1.3689 | 0.05687 | 103 | 70 | 28 | 5 |
1128 | Can I test drive it before I buy it? | 1.3689 | 0.05342 | 103 | 68 | 32 | 3 |
1129 | Wait, so if I found you on grinder, that's a sub and you're a hero, what's a hoagie? | 1.3684 | 0.06010 | 114 | 82 | 22 | 10 |
1130 | Do you still have the Allen key? | 1.3684 | 0.05325 | 114 | 77 | 32 | 5 |
1131 | Did you get it from the Army-Navy Surplus store? | 1.3684 | 0.05806 | 95 | 64 | 27 | 4 |
1132 | I'm surprised you couldn't sell this here in Nebraska. | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
1133 | Yeah, but does it stream music? | 1.3684 | 0.05609 | 114 | 79 | 28 | 7 |
1134 | Well, you’ll need to top the Chinese offer. | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
1135 | Sorry, but that's my ride to work. | 1.3684 | 0.05610 | 95 | 63 | 29 | 3 |
1136 | Why the yard sale? Well, I’ve been underwater for some time now. | 1.3680 | 0.05627 | 125 | 89 | 26 | 10 |
1137 | So you're also selling vacation time shares on this! Exactly how fast is the ocean rising around here? | 1.3679 | 0.05416 | 106 | 71 | 31 | 4 |
1138 | Will you take, like, fifteen bucks, delivery included? Or I could make it like maybe twenty, if you'll throw in your uniform." | 1.3673 | 0.06549 | 98 | 71 | 18 | 9 |
1139 | How much for the party sub? | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
1140 | It followed me home. | 1.3673 | 0.06387 | 98 | 70 | 20 | 8 |
1141 | The Taliban's got one on-line for half the price. | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
1142 | Does it come with a boat trailer and hook up for my SUV? | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
1143 | It has its ups and downs. | 1.3670 | 0.06340 | 109 | 80 | 18 | 11 |
1144 | I'll give you $100 but the cartoonist has to redraw it in water. | 1.3670 | 0.06205 | 109 | 79 | 20 | 10 |
1145 | I’m sorry, the deal is just for the boat. You’ll have to get your own uniform. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1146 | Perfect for my move to New Orleans | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
1147 | I appreciate your interest, but a test drive is simply out of the question… | 1.3669 | 0.04912 | 139 | 95 | 37 | 7 |
1148 | Does that include shipping? | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
1149 | No, no son. It’s pronounced “NEW-clee-er. | 1.3667 | 0.05415 | 120 | 83 | 30 | 7 |
1150 | It was $450 million brand new,but $20 is fine. | 1.3667 | 0.06211 | 90 | 62 | 23 | 5 |
1151 | 3.5 billion dollars plus 10 cents for a bag. | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
1152 | Whatever Kelly Blue Book says, you're gonna pay more. | 1.3663 | 0.06249 | 101 | 72 | 21 | 8 |
1153 | Does it have a working toilet? | 1.3663 | 0.05755 | 101 | 69 | 27 | 5 |
1154 | I'm from the neighborhood advisory board and uh... | 1.3663 | 0.05755 | 101 | 69 | 27 | 5 |
1155 | Sorry, $3 billion is the lowest I can go. | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1156 | You can’t park there. | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1157 | The price include the uniform? | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
1158 | I will take it but only with free delivery. | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
1159 | When I stole it, it was called The Red October, but if you buy it, you can call it whatever you'd like. | 1.3654 | 0.05806 | 104 | 72 | 26 | 6 |
1160 | How low can you go. | 1.3652 | 0.05288 | 115 | 78 | 32 | 5 |
1161 | You shave off another fifteen bucks, I’ll ignore that dent, and we’ve got a deal. | 1.3652 | 0.05569 | 115 | 80 | 28 | 7 |
1162 | Paint it yellow and you can live a life of ease and have everything you need. | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
1163 | Does that include lessons? | 1.3646 | 0.05565 | 96 | 64 | 29 | 3 |
1164 | Okay, Kid - I'll throw in some free launch codes. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1165 | It’s half off when you buy any of these dvds. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1166 | Alright, Alright...I'll throw in the sub. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1167 | Yes, it also comes in navy. | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
1168 | Sorry, batteries not included | 1.3643 | 0.05155 | 129 | 89 | 33 | 7 |
1169 | No satellite radio, but she gets great knots-per-gallon | 1.3643 | 0.05155 | 129 | 89 | 33 | 7 |
1170 | No, you may not take it for a test ride. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1171 | It was either that or a gold watch | 1.3636 | 0.05824 | 99 | 68 | 26 | 5 |
1172 | I was working from home, and then they said, "We have no space for it. Keep it a while longer." And then one thing led to another... | 1.3636 | 0.05998 | 99 | 69 | 24 | 6 |
1173 | 1-877-SUBS-4KIDS didn’t want it. Anything nuclear they don’t want near the children | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
1174 | That was a mistake. I should have ordered a 'hoagie'. | 1.3636 | 0.05998 | 99 | 69 | 24 | 6 |
1175 | are cup holders included? | 1.3636 | 0.05998 | 99 | 69 | 24 | 6 |
1176 | I misunderstood about the 100-foot submarine. Do you ALSO cater?" | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
1177 | Faites-moi une offre | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
1178 | Is the extended warranty included? | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
1179 | The only part that's been underwater recently is the mortgage. | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
1180 | The uranium is sold separately. | 1.3628 | 0.05488 | 113 | 78 | 29 | 6 |
1181 | Can I try? | 1.3628 | 0.05038 | 113 | 75 | 35 | 3 |
1182 | Once my kids got older, they didn't want it anymore. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1183 | You'll have to ask the owners. I'm just subbing for them. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1184 | I assume you'll deliver it. | 1.3627 | 0.05709 | 102 | 70 | 27 | 5 |
1185 | ”Is the manual online? | 1.3627 | 0.06353 | 102 | 74 | 19 | 9 |
1186 | Runs on baking soda. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1187 | Turns out America is just not ready for lifesize military-themed bounce houses. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1188 | In retrospect, I should have accepted the gold watch. | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
1189 | For that I'm gonna need Bitcoin. | 1.3621 | 0.06048 | 116 | 85 | 20 | 11 |
1190 | Do I get the shore price? | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1191 | Of course it’ll help me destroy my seafaring enemies, but does it have leather interiors? | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1192 | Do you take bitcoin? | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
1193 | Do you have it in pink? | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1194 | Yes it’s legal - I found a loop hole in the national security act | 1.3617 | 0.06567 | 94 | 68 | 18 | 8 |
1195 | ‘We just haven’t had much use out of it since moving to Kansas’ | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1196 | I just don't have a use for it anymore. | 1.3614 | 0.06317 | 83 | 57 | 22 | 4 |
1197 | 300 million, but I'll toss in the skis. | 1.3614 | 0.06317 | 83 | 57 | 22 | 4 |
1198 | It was a gift to my grandfather from Sean Connery | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
1199 | Hmmm, throw in those VHS tapes and we've got a deal. | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
1200 | Do you have the user manual? | 1.3608 | 0.06584 | 97 | 71 | 17 | 9 |
1201 | But you sold it to me just last week for $300. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1202 | It's the ultimate covid protection bubble, with climate crisis bonus. | 1.3608 | 0.06584 | 97 | 71 | 17 | 9 |
1203 | If you're interested, I can have it shipped to you. | 1.3607 | 0.05214 | 122 | 84 | 32 | 6 |
1204 | I see that the periscope is broken. Would you take $20 for it? | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
1205 | For that price, will you throw in the water skis? | 1.3605 | 0.06170 | 86 | 59 | 23 | 4 |
1206 | If I buy the waterski, would you throw in the sub for free? | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1207 | Yes my mortgage is underwater | 1.3605 | 0.06170 | 86 | 59 | 23 | 4 |
1208 | I couldn't go a penny under $3 billion. I'd be underwater. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
1209 | Mrs. Nimitz won’t go down anymore either. | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
1210 | I had a midlife Cuban Missile Crisis. | 1.3600 | 0.05777 | 100 | 69 | 26 | 5 |
1211 | HOW MUCH FOR JUST THE NUCLEAR REACTOR? | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
1212 | I brought my learner’s permit. | 1.3600 | 0.05777 | 100 | 69 | 26 | 5 |
1213 | Throw in a full reactor and you’ve got a deal. | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1214 | Can I take a test drive? | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1215 | But it’s OK. I have a really big bathtub. | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1216 | Actually, I was looking for a dirigible. | 1.3594 | 0.04927 | 128 | 87 | 36 | 5 |
1217 | Because it's out of uranium. | 1.3592 | 0.05494 | 103 | 70 | 29 | 4 |
1218 | Diesel or nuclear powered? | 1.3590 | 0.06045 | 78 | 52 | 24 | 2 |
1219 | Will it be half off tomorrow? | 1.3590 | 0.05216 | 117 | 80 | 32 | 5 |
1220 | Uh,I don't suppose there's a taxpayer discount? | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
1221 | Can I see the Subfax report? | 1.3590 | 0.07293 | 78 | 57 | 14 | 7 |
1222 | I'm asking $50.00, but make me an offer. | 1.3587 | 0.06294 | 92 | 65 | 21 | 6 |
1223 | Yes, it is used. | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
1224 | How much baking soda does it take to run this thing? | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
1225 | It’s missing one of the missile launch keys. | 1.3587 | 0.05696 | 92 | 62 | 27 | 3 |
1226 | Will you deliver? | 1.3585 | 0.05394 | 106 | 72 | 30 | 4 |
1227 | These prices are below sea level | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
1228 | It’s the latest in home security. | 1.3585 | 0.05224 | 106 | 71 | 32 | 3 |
1229 | Is this from the time when your worked at the Atlantic's Lost and Found section? | 1.3585 | 0.06170 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 9 |
1230 | I’ve been transferred to Nebraska so I won’t be needing it. | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
1231 | $3.45 billion. And I'll need to see two forms of ID. | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
1232 | Yes, THAT submarine. | 1.3579 | 0.05583 | 95 | 64 | 28 | 3 |
1233 | IS IT A ONE OWNER? | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
1234 | It’s a matching set with the pepper shaker out back. | 1.3579 | 0.05780 | 95 | 65 | 26 | 4 |
1235 | Sorry, not if you’re French. | 1.3578 | 0.06322 | 109 | 81 | 17 | 11 |
1236 | The contract to build it went to a screen door company. | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1237 | So this is the result of defund the military. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
1238 | Subliminal advertising? | 1.3571 | 0.07313 | 84 | 63 | 12 | 9 |
1239 | Correct,sir. The nuclear warhead has been deactivated. | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1240 | It cost 9,582,631,081 new. You can have it for $4.50. | 1.3571 | 0.06064 | 112 | 82 | 20 | 10 |
1241 | Gray? My cousin Ringo's got a yellow one | 1.3571 | 0.06527 | 98 | 72 | 17 | 9 |
1242 | Cool! Does it come with torpedoes? | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
1243 | Is that available in red? | 1.3566 | 0.05697 | 129 | 95 | 22 | 12 |
1244 | So Admiral, you'll take $27.00 for the Sub and the bike, correct? | 1.3565 | 0.05411 | 115 | 80 | 29 | 6 |
1245 | Just add water and steer | 1.3565 | 0.05550 | 115 | 81 | 27 | 7 |
1246 | No, sorry, I can’t locate the owners manual. | 1.3564 | 0.05555 | 101 | 69 | 28 | 4 |
1247 | On behalf of the Australian Government, can I pay double and not take delivery until 2050? | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
1248 | Six million and I’ll throw in the golf clubs. | 1.3564 | 0.05731 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
1249 | That’s our NoAirBnB. | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1250 | Any previous owners? | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1251 | I bought it back in '06 when they told me my mortgage was under water. | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1252 | Would you throw in the sunglasses? | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
1253 | We found it behind the decommissioned nuclear reactor. | 1.3558 | 0.05943 | 104 | 74 | 23 | 7 |
1254 | I broke it, I bought it. | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
1255 | Oh, my wife said it was taking up too much room in the den. | 1.3558 | 0.05943 | 104 | 74 | 23 | 7 |
1256 | Between you and me you should probably buy this. I just sold your neighbour the tank. | 1.3558 | 0.06397 | 104 | 77 | 17 | 10 |
1257 | One point three billion... cash! | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
1258 | Yeah, I gotta sell this thing quickly. They think I went down with the ship! | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1259 | If it leaks I'm bringing back. | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1260 | Sorry, son. You have to be a big boy to take home a big toy. | 1.3551 | 0.05516 | 107 | 74 | 28 | 5 |
1261 | Is the patina natural or sprayed on? | 1.3551 | 0.06264 | 107 | 79 | 18 | 10 |
1262 | That’s not for sale, I’m just parking it for a friend | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
1263 | It was only used on weekend trips under the North Pole. | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1264 | Yes sir, only driven to church on Sundays. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1265 | You'll need a sub-prime loan. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1266 | yeah.. my dad bought it during the cold scare.. forgot it was in the garage | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1267 | Does that come with the launch codes? | 1.3545 | 0.05716 | 110 | 78 | 25 | 7 |
1268 | Do you have batteries for it? | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
1269 | No, young man. It isn’t supposed to be yellow. | 1.3545 | 0.05568 | 110 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
1270 | Will you throw in some life jackets? | 1.3545 | 0.05416 | 110 | 76 | 29 | 5 |
1271 | BTW, there was only one previous owner! | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
1272 | The other half sold in the last yard sale. | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
1273 | If it's defective, the Canadians will buy it. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1274 | Baking powder, son. Lots of baking powder. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1275 | Honestly, what ten-year-old boy wouldn't want one? | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1276 | It's got 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound. You can play all the Enya you want | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1277 | Look buddy, I know what that thing is worth. I won’t pay more than $2 for it. | 1.3543 | 0.05423 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 9 |
1278 | I'm holding firm on one billion dollars. | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
1279 | Tell Boris he needs to pick it up by the weekend. | 1.3542 | 0.05537 | 96 | 65 | 28 | 3 |
1280 | Two-point-five billion, son, but if you have cash I'll do two. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1281 | Actually, it's filled with 10,000 plastic pink flamingo's. | 1.3535 | 0.05239 | 99 | 66 | 31 | 2 |
1282 | I can see why you decided not have a garage sale. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1283 | Does it include the launch codes? | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
1284 | My mom only took it out on Sundays. | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
1285 | It's got fewer than 50,000 fathoms on it, so you're getting a great deal. | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1286 | It can sleep 300. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1287 | My wife doesn't like my taste in yard ornaments | 1.3524 | 0.06199 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
1288 | It's first animated film credit was Yellow Submarine in 1968. Since then, minor roles, but now The New Yorker! | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
1289 | We're downsizing." | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
1290 | Sir, you don't have to sell it. Climate change will have your boat afloat by next week. | 1.3523 | 0.06865 | 88 | 65 | 15 | 8 |
1291 | The mileage? Sorry son, that's classified. | 1.3523 | 0.06056 | 88 | 61 | 23 | 4 |
1292 | I know the house is underwater, but c'mon. | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
1293 | if you paint it yellow and we all live in it | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1294 | Does this come with the original manual? | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1295 | Is this why the French Ambassador left town in a huff? | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1296 | Does it come with a backup camera? | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1297 | When its deflated, it can fit in your garage. | 1.3514 | 0.05377 | 111 | 77 | 29 | 5 |
1298 | Sir, please don't point a finger at my wife, and, yes, she can identify as whatever she pleases. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
1299 | But does it come with wi-fi? | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1300 | Its not about me being authorized to sell it. Its about you being able to buy it. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1301 | I'll trade it for you for a geopolitical advantage or a juicer | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1302 | Not exactly, but a hundred bucks will turn it into a your-boat. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
1303 | No, I don’t have the Carfax, you idiot. | 1.3509 | 0.05284 | 114 | 79 | 30 | 5 |
1304 | How much for just the nuclear warhead? | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1305 | No, I don’t know Jules Verne. | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1306 | Do I have to be eighteen to buy it? | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
1307 | Are you Joe Judge? I’m here to repair the leak. | 1.3505 | 0.06722 | 97 | 73 | 14 | 10 |
1308 | Sorry, but Mrs. Henderson already scored the aircraft carrier. | 1.3500 | 0.07356 | 80 | 60 | 12 | 8 |
1309 | A little souvenir I brought home from the war. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1310 | Sorry, kid, it's not for sale. And just for your information, we all live in it, and it used to be yellow. | 1.3500 | 0.05755 | 120 | 88 | 22 | 10 |
1311 | I've been hunting for a red one, all October. | 1.3500 | 0.06416 | 100 | 74 | 17 | 9 |
1312 | No,sir. I do not sell sandwiches. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1313 | G'day. Is that one of ours, mate? | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1314 | How many years of funding does it come with? | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1315 | Nuclear or diesel/electric? | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1316 | Full disclosure? It’s difficult to park! | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1317 | It will come in handy when the oceans rise, trust me. | 1.3494 | 0.05796 | 83 | 56 | 25 | 2 |
1318 | I got it on eBay because I thought it was a blimp. How does five bucks sound? | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
1319 | You'll need to raid your social security to afford it | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1320 | How big a pool will I need? | 1.3491 | 0.05534 | 106 | 74 | 27 | 5 |
1321 | Of course,it's nuclear. And there's 8 months left on the warranty. | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
1322 | I need to make room for my battleship | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1323 | OK, $25, but that's my final offer. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1324 | I always travel with my cat. Got one with a pet door? | 1.3491 | 0.05534 | 106 | 74 | 27 | 5 |
1325 | And what's the cost per use? | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
1326 | Is it used or new? | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1327 | I’m gonna need a bag for that | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1328 | $1.4 billion. I'll throw in the golf clubs, too. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1329 | Sure, paint it yellow and have all your friends aboard. Sail on to the sun, if you want. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1330 | They weren't using it, so I took it home when I left | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 64 | 24 | 4 |
1331 | This isn't what I thought you meant about selling subs next door. | 1.3478 | 0.05799 | 115 | 84 | 22 | 9 |
1332 | That’s vintage. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1333 | The KGB will ask the questions. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1334 | It’s a steal.” | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1335 | It's a Sea Wolf-class attack submarine designed to hunt the most complex Soviet submarines in deep blue water. It uses the more advanced ARCI Modified AN/BSY-2 combat system, which includes a larger spherical sonar array. The upholstery comes as is. | 1.3474 | 0.06483 | 95 | 70 | 17 | 8 |
1336 | U-2 ? | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1337 | I believe that’s outside your twenty-thousand league. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1338 | Has it been in an accident? | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1339 | Let me guess: made in France? | 1.3474 | 0.06820 | 95 | 72 | 13 | 10 |
1340 | No, nuclear would be ten times that. | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1341 | The Hunt for Red October: The Lost Ending. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1342 | I was one of those guys who took my work home with me--literally! | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1343 | Does it also come in yellow? | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1344 | Is the bathtub included? | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1345 | when you asked to use my lawn, this wasn't what I had in mind... | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1346 | I can't let it go for less than $3.4 billion, but I'll throw in this box of costume jewellery. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1347 | Does it come with a nuclear warhead? | 1.3467 | 0.06149 | 75 | 51 | 22 | 2 |
1348 | Will you knock off 10% if the periscope doesn't work? | 1.3465 | 0.05347 | 101 | 69 | 29 | 3 |
1349 | I want to buy this one. Do you accept Dogecoins? | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1350 | I can neither confirm nor deny that $645 million gets you the sub and the skis. | 1.3465 | 0.05347 | 101 | 69 | 29 | 3 |
1351 | No, I can't take twenty bucks." "Twenty five?" "Check back later in the day. | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1352 | Do you honor my veteran's discount? And does it come with WIFI? | 1.3462 | 0.06004 | 78 | 53 | 23 | 2 |
1353 | $2.3 billion or best offer. | 1.3462 | 0.05251 | 104 | 71 | 30 | 3 |
1354 | Sorry, not for sale - I'm working from home. | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
1355 | No manual? Can i download it?" "Uh ........ Sure. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1356 | „Everyone said that it’s common to take some stuff when you leave a job.“ | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1357 | I won't go less than one point five billion and an active level three security clearance. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1358 | I'm selling it at a bargain price. It only has 5, 235,650 miles on it. | 1.3458 | 0.05329 | 107 | 74 | 29 | 4 |
1359 | Yes, batteries are included. | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
1360 | Batteries sold separately. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1361 | Do you have the owners manual? ❤️ | 1.3458 | 0.05492 | 107 | 75 | 27 | 5 |
1362 | I have the missiles, but I can't find the fuel rods. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1363 | No, it's not for sale. I just can't fit it in the garage. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1364 | Only one lady owner, you say? | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1365 | What should I do, Dad? It followed me home. | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1366 | Son, this is a naval yard after all. | 1.3455 | 0.05393 | 110 | 77 | 28 | 5 |
1367 | I'm trying to declutter, and I just never used my nuclear attack submarine as often as I thought I would | 1.3455 | 0.05980 | 110 | 81 | 20 | 9 |
1368 | Throw in the TV and I'll take it | 1.3455 | 0.05393 | 110 | 77 | 28 | 5 |
1369 | I'd pay you the full five dollars if it were in the original package. | 1.3455 | 0.05236 | 110 | 76 | 30 | 4 |
1370 | I was going to come up with a caption for this, but I have some trouble with subtext. | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
1371 | I'd prefer payment in cryptocurrency in a peanut butter sandwich. | 1.3452 | 0.06222 | 84 | 59 | 21 | 4 |
1372 | If I get one from Amazon, they deliver. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1373 | Made in France. I can’t give it away. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1374 | Do you accept frequent-flier miles? | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1375 | If I get the sub, will you throw in the bike for free? | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1376 | It was a going away present. | 1.3448 | 0.05856 | 87 | 60 | 24 | 3 |
1377 | It's nuclear, not nukular, George. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1378 | I think we have a deal but how about throwing in the uniform…. | 1.3444 | 0.05733 | 90 | 62 | 25 | 3 |
1379 | Do you accept Bitcoin? | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1380 | Are you sure these items aren’t stolen? | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1381 | On the luggage rack? I doubt it. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1382 | Just checking—are the nukes still operable? | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1383 | Have you driven stick shift before? | 1.3441 | 0.06575 | 93 | 69 | 16 | 8 |
1384 | Actually it's not for sale....I'm selling the YARD and retiring to the ocean. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1385 | No, torpedos don't come with it. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1386 | Sorry, someone came by earlier and bought that sub... I mean secrets... I mean plans... I meant scrap metal | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1387 | How much Baking Soda does it take? | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1388 | The one down the block is newer and cheaper. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1389 | Runs great, if you can afford to fuel it. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1390 | well this is AUKUS... | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1391 | Is this the one the Beatles lived in? | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1392 | You wouldn't happen to have a pool, would you? I don't buy without testing. | 1.3434 | 0.05591 | 99 | 69 | 26 | 4 |
1393 | Nice, but take a look at the aircraft carrier before yoo decide. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1394 | Does it come with a keyless remote? | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1395 | If no one buys it, I'd like to open a sandwich shop. | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1396 | You better talk to your parents first." | 1.3431 | 0.05992 | 102 | 74 | 21 | 7 |
1397 | How much for das boot? | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1398 | I see no reason why you couldn't paint it yellow. | 1.3429 | 0.06026 | 105 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1399 | Missiles are extra. | 1.3429 | 0.05384 | 105 | 73 | 28 | 4 |
1400 | Oh, . . . that submarine. | 1.3429 | 0.05384 | 105 | 73 | 28 | 4 |
1401 | Look kid, I'll give you this VHS of 'Das Boot' here for free and if you're still inspired then come back tomorrow at 0700 hours and we can discuss a fair price. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1402 | The nukes are extra. | 1.3426 | 0.05289 | 108 | 75 | 29 | 4 |
1403 | I guess the Navy's getting serious about cutbacks. | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1404 | DOES IT COME WITH A TRAILER HITCH? | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1405 | It has stayed in our nuclear family. | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1406 | It was driven by a retired admiral. | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1407 | Yeah, I know it's $10,000,000 but it comes with free delivery. | 1.3421 | 0.07146 | 76 | 56 | 14 | 6 |
1408 | Are the missiles included? | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1409 | Not a problem; I already have a nuclear reactor at home. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1410 | Best offer. | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1411 | Does this thing leak? | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1412 | How's the Wi-Fi? | 1.3418 | 0.06211 | 79 | 55 | 21 | 3 |
1413 | Oh yes, perfect amount of space for a nuclear family. And rates on prime-sub mortgages have never been lower! | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1414 | Does it take D batteries? | 1.3418 | 0.05944 | 79 | 54 | 23 | 2 |
1415 | Can’t afford the diesel anymore | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1416 | Does it come with extra plutonium?" | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1417 | Yes, but does the warranty cover water damage? | 1.3415 | 0.05812 | 82 | 56 | 24 | 2 |
1418 | I just sold my last small and extra-small. That's the only size I have left. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1419 | You say it runs on diesel? | 1.3415 | 0.07407 | 82 | 63 | 10 | 9 |
1420 | Is that what I think it is? | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1421 | The Navy is getting rid of fossil-fueled subs | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1422 | This reminds me - how many yards are in a league? | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1423 | What's the Blue Book on it? | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1424 | ‘Is it made of sustainable materials ? ‘ | 1.3412 | 0.05930 | 85 | 59 | 23 | 3 |
1425 | I'll take the antique plates for $20 if you throw in the used sub. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1426 | It's what happens when a pitcher of margaritas mixes with a midnight eBay shopping binge. | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1427 | Yes, it’s a one-owner. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1428 | Does it come with the extended maintenance warranty? | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1429 | The boat is yours for $1,999, but the peanut-butter sandwich containing the instructions is $5 million. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1430 | Do you offer international shipping? | 1.3407 | 0.05463 | 91 | 62 | 27 | 2 |
1431 | No, the water is extra. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1432 | Let me check my HOA for any restrictions | 1.3404 | 0.05568 | 94 | 65 | 26 | 3 |
1433 | Would you like a bag for that | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1434 | It got scratched in the South China Sea, but you can repaint that. | 1.3402 | 0.05461 | 97 | 67 | 27 | 3 |
1435 | What is it about BOGO you don't understand, son ? | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1436 | No, it's the house that is for sale! | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1437 | If the Russians couldn't find it then neither will your wife. | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1438 | Is this one of those sunken costs | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1439 | How much for just the Tomahawk? | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1440 | That’s the lowest I can go. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1441 | We had to have a damn bake sale to buy a bomber, too. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1442 | I should disclose that it does have a history of defects. | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1443 | does it run on economy fuel rods? | 1.3394 | 0.05714 | 109 | 79 | 23 | 7 |
1444 | Y’know, the Pentagon was very interested in that item as well. | 1.3394 | 0.05409 | 109 | 77 | 27 | 5 |
1445 | Does the periscope work? | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1446 | Hey asshole, half of your submarine is parked in my yard. | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1447 | No,it does not run on baking soda. | 1.3393 | 0.05750 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
1448 | If you don't buy it, the Russians will. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1449 | Does it come with or without the ICBM | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1450 | Delivery's included, but I charge by the hour for my time. | 1.3380 | 0.06636 | 71 | 50 | 18 | 3 |
1451 | Australia didn’t want it. | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1452 | I hope it's not diesel-powered. | 1.3378 | 0.06168 | 74 | 51 | 21 | 2 |
1453 | Don't be ridiculous! Of course it's not for sale. That's how I get to the base every morning. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1454 | So that's the lowest you'll go? | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1455 | It's a sublet. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1456 | I'm underwater on it so it's yours if you take over the payments. | 1.3377 | 0.07304 | 77 | 58 | 12 | 7 |
1457 | Does this run on electric? | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1458 | Yes, it's french | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1459 | Does that plug into a regular 110 outlet? | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1460 | Will this fit in my Prius? | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1461 | I figure it should go to someone who will actually use it. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1462 | The price is in the classifieds. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1463 | Are those mostly highway, city or nautical miles? | 1.3373 | 0.05757 | 83 | 57 | 24 | 2 |
1464 | I could tell you where it came from, but then I would have to kill you. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1465 | Another billion and it’s yours. | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
1466 | It doesn't matter where it came from. Look I'll take another $10 off. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1467 | I already sold the nuclear components to North Korea. | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1468 | Of course it's mine. I bought it on SeaBay. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1469 | It's not what you think it is. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1470 | Its almost the end of October, so im getting rid of it | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1471 | Do you take cryptocurrency? | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1472 | Son, I'm afraid we didn't "nuke any Commies" with it, but we did bag a squid or two. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1473 | I have to get rid of it. It takes up too much room in the basement | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1474 | This will look great on my continental shelf. | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1475 | Of course it comes with a provenance. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1476 | Is this you boat? | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1477 | French. Runs on Normandy butter. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1478 | I picked it up cheap. All the instructions are in French. | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1479 | Does it leak ? | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1480 | It’s thirty dollars there’s no missiles . | 1.3367 | 0.05971 | 98 | 71 | 21 | 6 |
1481 | Is this the only color? | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1482 | You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in an autographed copy of The Hunt For Red October and some enriched uranium but that's it. | 1.3366 | 0.05317 | 101 | 70 | 28 | 3 |
1483 | We downsized, that's why. | 1.3366 | 0.05317 | 101 | 70 | 28 | 3 |
1484 | ‘Would you call this a Shipyard Sale or a Yard Sale Ship?’ | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1485 | . “Would this be conventional or nuclear?” | 1.3366 | 0.05317 | 101 | 70 | 28 | 3 |
1486 | No, son, torpedos are not included. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1487 | Sir, May I use deficit funding to pay for it? | 1.3365 | 0.06203 | 104 | 78 | 17 | 9 |
1488 | Does the sub include free shipping? | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1489 | Mother just drove it to church on Sundays. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1490 | You bet! Took my boys deep-sea fishing in her. | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1491 | Is this the one on WikiLeaks? | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
1492 | I got one just like it. | 1.3365 | 0.05223 | 104 | 72 | 29 | 3 |
1493 | How does it do with animals, two by two? | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1494 | It works it just needs new batteries. | 1.3364 | 0.05466 | 107 | 76 | 26 | 5 |
1495 | Sorry kid, you bought it, you get it to the Marianas Trench. | 1.3364 | 0.05466 | 107 | 76 | 26 | 5 |
1496 | So what are you asking for this prototype the French built for the Aussies? | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
1497 | Now that the technology in that thing has been sold to Russia,it no longer seems that special anymore. I’ll give you 30 cents for it… | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1498 | I didn't believe my friend when he told me that people take office supplies from work and sell them at yard sales | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1499 | The nuclear codes will cost you extra. | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1500 | Is there more inside? | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
1501 | Yes son, it was deployed in Operation Desert Storm. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1502 | 2,000 miles per hour is great, but does it have satellite radio? | 1.3333 | 0.07661 | 72 | 55 | 10 | 7 |
1503 | As is. | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1504 | Like new. Never been used, technically. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1505 | Oh, that piece of junk? You can just take it, man. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1506 | Does this take regular or diesel? | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1507 | No Bitcoin - Cash Only | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1508 | Afghanistan surplus and if you have to ask the price you really can't afford it young man. " | 1.3333 | 0.07052 | 69 | 50 | 15 | 4 |
1509 | It’s French. | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1510 | I’ll throw in the nuclear codes if you buy the skis with it. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1511 | I was interested but that was before your neighbor down the street put 50% off the Stealth Bomber and threw in a free F17. | 1.3333 | 0.06743 | 69 | 49 | 17 | 3 |
1512 | It's just that we need a little more space for the grand kids. | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1513 | China said it didn't work so they sent it back. | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
1514 | Sorry, that one's not for sale; it's holding down a flying saucer under the lawn chock full of aliens. | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1515 | Do you know the Blue Book value? | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1516 | Yes, it will make your house look small, too. | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1517 | It no longer brings me joy. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1518 | I need something that can elude my HOA's sonar detection. | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 78 | 55 | 20 | 3 |
1519 | Good game, Battleship. Trouble is, the kids outgrew it. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1520 | Can you throw this in for 5 bucks if I buy the bike ? | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 52 | 21 | 2 |
1521 | It’s cheap because we’re in Omaha. But it’s a great investment if you’re young and just wait for the water to come to you. | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1522 | You’ll be the talk of your school…and Homeland Security. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1523 | What’s the Red October price for Das Boot? | 1.3333 | 0.05456 | 102 | 72 | 26 | 4 |
1524 | Is this a French design ? | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1525 | This one is brand new from France and is complete with a master French chef | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1526 | Nuclear warheads will cost you extra. | 1.3333 | 0.06086 | 81 | 57 | 21 | 3 |
1527 | It should fit in a two-car underwater garage. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1528 | How about $10.00? I counted the rivets. It will take me forever to take it apart and recycle | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1529 | Yeah, I got a good deal on it. It's made in France. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1530 | What the ad SAID was: "Two hundred dollars down, and 892,473 payments thereafter..." | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1531 | Expecting a plunge in the market? | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1532 | Do you happen to have the manual for it? | 1.3333 | 0.05827 | 81 | 56 | 23 | 2 |
1533 | Sorry, the buy one, get second one half off promotion ended yesterday. | 1.3333 | 0.05743 | 99 | 71 | 23 | 5 |
1534 | Keeping ahead of the Supply Chain! | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1535 | That’s right, nuclear class, but it’s been retrofitted with pedals. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1536 | I want a test drive before purchase it. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1537 | Can you come down a little more? | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 99 | 68 | 29 | 2 |
1538 | Can someone just buy the plans for that? I'm asking for a friend. | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1539 | Are the nuclear codes included or is that an add on? | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1540 | Does the price include delivery? | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
1541 | What nuclear submarine? | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1542 | you can paint it yellow when you buy it. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1543 | No, kid. It doesn't come with wifi. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1544 | Runs fine. Just needs a little enriched uranium. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1545 | If I take the clubs you’ll deliver the sub right? | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1546 | How fast can it do 0 to 60? | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1547 | That’s right Captain, we all live in a gray submarine, a gray submarine. | 1.3333 | 0.06421 | 99 | 75 | 15 | 9 |
1548 | Everything is cash and carry. | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 52 | 21 | 2 |
1549 | I’m upgrading to a plug-in. | 1.3333 | 0.05702 | 84 | 58 | 24 | 2 |
1550 | Sooo, just put it in reverse? | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1551 | You called about an issue you were having with your septic tank? | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1552 | How much you wanna pay? I’m drowning in debt. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1553 | We tried to sell it to the local police department, but they already had one. | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1554 | I’m going to turn it into an Airbnb. | 1.3333 | 0.05827 | 81 | 56 | 23 | 2 |
1555 | G’day mate. Is it nuclear? Do you ship to Australia? Just don’t tell the Frenchies please | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1556 | Was it an impulse buy? | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1557 | I know what you mean, you can’t give diesels away these days | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1558 | Do the seats recline? | 1.3333 | 0.07348 | 69 | 51 | 13 | 5 |
1559 | How many miles to the gallon? | 1.3305 | 0.04823 | 118 | 82 | 33 | 3 |
1560 | No, I can't lend it to you for your prom. | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1561 | It's nice, but I was really looking for more of a Seawolf-class... | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1562 | Tell you what, buy the sub and I'll throw in a free set of golf clubs! | 1.3303 | 0.05223 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 4 |
1563 | Sorry, you have to be 21 to purchase the submarine. | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1564 | Will you deliver, or do I need to pick it up?" | 1.3302 | 0.05800 | 106 | 78 | 21 | 7 |
1565 | The price is low because it won’t fit in the garage. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1566 | We love it, but we’re downsizing. | 1.3301 | 0.05234 | 103 | 72 | 28 | 3 |
1567 | Is it covered by an extended warranty plan? | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1568 | Does this sub come loaded? | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1569 | With global warming, this baby should be sea worthy by the time you get your learner’s permit. | 1.3300 | 0.05329 | 100 | 70 | 27 | 3 |
1570 | If I don't like it, will you take it back? | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1571 | Now does that come with or without the ICBM? | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1572 | Is it pronounced nü-kyə-lər or nü-klē-ər? | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1573 | Does it come with the nuclear code? | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1574 | The U.S.S. Rosebud | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1575 | Would you like a bag, sir? | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1576 | The price of that item is classified. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1577 | Don't act like you don't steal office supplies too. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1578 | Yes, it leaks. But the AC still works. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1579 | Throw in the torpedoes and you have a deal. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1580 | What do you mean, ‘don’t get it wet’? | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
1581 | It is headed West. Sorry I need one headed East. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1582 | Sorry, but the price is nonnegotiable. I'm selling it for the lady next door. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1583 | Is that $25 million including the missiles? | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1584 | Is the roof rack included? | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1585 | I guess you’re looking for a career change | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1586 | Acceptez-vous les euros? | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1587 | It’s a nuclear family heirloom. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1588 | Ne demande pas… | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1589 | For the last time, the hat is not included. | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1590 | How big is your bathtub? | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1591 | Did you find Red October? | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1592 | No, selling a ship is not the same as abandoning one. | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1593 | You could paint it yellow? | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1594 | It's great for working from home. | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
1595 | Does anyone know its missing? | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1596 | We have to sell it. Our house is underwater. | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1597 | Sorry, son, I'm not breaking up the set -- the Captain always goes down with the ship. | 1.3295 | 0.06804 | 88 | 67 | 13 | 8 |
1598 | Is it remote control? | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1599 | Are you open to barter? | 1.3294 | 0.05648 | 85 | 59 | 24 | 2 |
1600 | I lost the periscope years ago, but it still works. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1601 | If it’s French, I’m going to need a receipt. | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1602 | No, water’s not included. | 1.3293 | 0.06953 | 82 | 62 | 13 | 7 |
1603 | My wallet says no, but my rage says yes. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1604 | Years of showing up to yard sales early has finally paid off! | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1605 | Is it fresh water or salt water?" | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1606 | It came with our subprime loan. | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1607 | Throw in your hat and I'll buy it. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1608 | Yep. Everything is ten bucks. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1609 | Why? Because in our house, the first mate outranks the captain. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1610 | Does it have a backup camera? | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1611 | Does it still gave the original missiles? | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
1612 | What, you’ve never stolen anything from work before? | 1.3291 | 0.06912 | 79 | 59 | 14 | 6 |
1613 | No that's not for sale it's my newest lawn ornament. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1614 | That’s hard to fathom. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1615 | Hey, You can buy it from me or you can buy it from the French. | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1616 | It's $15 firm. No haggling. | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
1617 | It no longer sparks joy. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
1618 | Missles and torpedoes included? | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
1619 | Do you still have the action figures? | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
1620 | I'm underwater on my mortgage, so, yeah, everything's gotta go. | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
1621 | Toss in the shades and you have yourself a deal! | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1622 | Don’t ask, don’t tell. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1623 | . . . and how much for the boat? | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1624 | Do you have one that would fit in my bathtub? | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1625 | Can I take it out for a test dive? | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1626 | You bet your butt it's covered by the Second Amendment. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1627 | Cap’n Economic Crunch. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1628 | No, I wanted a submarine sandwich | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1629 | I’m glad to see that you finally got around to cleaning out the sub-basement | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1630 | I need a submarine, and I need it today, but this isn’t quite what I’m looking for. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
1631 | We also take Venmo. | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1632 | Is it electric? | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1633 | Yes sir, the rubber duck is complimentary with this purchase. | 1.3265 | 0.05384 | 98 | 69 | 26 | 3 |
1634 | Your ad said you were selling subs. I thought you meant sandwiches! | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1635 | The uniform is separate. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1636 | Most of my junk is sub-standard. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1637 | You'll need a note from your parents. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1638 | The engines run noisy, but the price is right. | 1.3263 | 0.05487 | 95 | 67 | 25 | 3 |
1639 | Sure, I can wait until you come back with the truck. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1640 | Oh hey, Mr Baldwin, how’s it goin’…I’ll give ya $100 and mow your lawn for a year. But I’m gonna need a certificate of authenticity. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1641 | Is it still under warranty? | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1642 | Why bring just half of submarine to a yard sale? | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1643 | Can you even handle a stick shift son? | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1644 | She couldn’t handle the pressure | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1645 | Hmmm.... $3.2 Billon. Will you take $2.9 Billion? | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1646 | Does this include the torpedoes? | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1647 | Did you say you were from down under? | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1648 | Only my mother and only on Sundays to go to church. It's a cream puff. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1649 | It's free, but you have to move it out of here by 4:00 today. Otherwise we're donating it to the Salvation Army. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1650 | Of course it works, | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1651 | Will a child seat fit? | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1652 | Does your boss know you're trying to sell the company car at a yard sale? | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1653 | ‘Oh, no no no. It’s, um… it was a salesman’s sample.’ | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1654 | Original miles? | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1655 | Is this deflatable? | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1656 | Yes, we’re selling it by the yard. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1657 | And if you buy now, I'll throw in a cruise missile. | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
1658 | Uh... does it have undercoating? | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1659 | Yes, it’s for sale. I decided it lacks curb appeal. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1660 | I took it from the office with some pens and printer ink after they let me go. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1661 | I'm the dom, she's the sub. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1662 | It’s free, if you can pilot her off the lot by this afternoon.” | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1663 | The mileage? I’m sorry sir that is classified. | 1.3250 | 0.05839 | 80 | 56 | 22 | 2 |
1664 | I have to sell it...I'm underwater on the mortgage | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1665 | Yes, I suppose calling it a fleet market would be more appropriate. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1666 | Eh, not sure it still works, Bob. Last time I used it was like, last year, but that's on the down low. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1667 | If I take the sub will you throw in the golf clubs? | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1668 | No,I can't give you the service records,they're classified | 1.3250 | 0.05839 | 80 | 56 | 22 | 2 |
1669 | There's some wear and tear in the torpedo tubes, but the reactor ticks like a clock. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1670 | Got it for the grandkids, but they don't seem to come over anymore. For some reason. | 1.3250 | 0.05839 | 80 | 56 | 22 | 2 |
1671 | Comes with a case of Bordeaux, and autographed by President Macron. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1672 | Diesel or uranium? | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
1673 | I'm looking for one with the nuclear codes. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1674 | It needs batteries. | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
1675 | I'm sure it looks exactly like the submarine that someone stole from you, but I brought this one home from Iraq. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
1676 | It’s most definitely off the grid. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1677 | It used to be yellow | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1678 | Sir, you can see that it completed its first dry run. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
1679 | My dad sent me over to ask if you could move your sub. It's blocking our driveway. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
1680 | You break, you buy. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1681 | It comes with a used Middle Eastern country. Pick up only. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
1682 | Sorry - there was a rush on the yellow ones | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1683 | No, the uniform is not included | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1684 | Oh,no. Sorry, that’s not for sale. It’s my mother’s. | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
1685 | Well, it looks used so 25 cents | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1686 | Will you throw in the torpedos for the same price? | 1.3235 | 0.06087 | 68 | 47 | 20 | 1 |
1687 | No, only the TV in the captain’s quarters has picture-in-picture. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1688 | Ha yah. It's long, hard and full of seamen. Get it? | 1.3229 | 0.05734 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1689 | We all live in a yellow one down the block. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1690 | is the parking spot included? | 1.3229 | 0.05235 | 96 | 67 | 27 | 2 |
1691 | Not for sale … that’s our granny flat. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1692 | A Little old lady only drove it back and forth to the yacht club.” | 1.3229 | 0.06538 | 96 | 74 | 13 | 9 |
1693 | Sorry, but Australia already put dibs in on that.” | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1694 | No, it's probably not as good as the video game. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1695 | If you don't mind the radioactive level, this ship is perfect for your school project. | 1.3228 | 0.04728 | 127 | 90 | 33 | 4 |
1696 | Is it the standard model or does it come loaded? | 1.3226 | 0.05108 | 93 | 64 | 28 | 1 |
1697 | Does it have a tape deck? | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1698 | This year we're swapping fund raising strategies with the PTA. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1699 | I can't do better than a depth of $200. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1700 | Does this run on regular gas? | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1701 | The truth? You can’t handle the truth. | 1.3222 | 0.06672 | 90 | 69 | 13 | 8 |
1702 | I could go down to $1.7 billion, but that’s about it. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1703 | No, I’m not in the navy. My wife just has a thing for boats. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1704 | Unfortunely, the sublet’s already taken. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1705 | No, you can't take it for a test dive. As is, sir, as is. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1706 | Three hundred million dollars, but make me an offer. | 1.3218 | 0.05543 | 87 | 61 | 24 | 2 |
1707 | That’s your idea of “concealed carry?” | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1708 | I’ve sunk too much in it to let it go for that price. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1709 | I like your style, Man, but my wife was hoping for a garden gnome. | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1710 | Mileage? Geez,I dunno. Gets a pretty good fathom per gallon, though. | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1711 | It's already deeply discounted. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1712 | It's got low nautical miles, and it's only been used in one cold war. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1713 | Does it use much gas? | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
1714 | No, the weapons aren’t disabled. Why? | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1715 | No, you cannot try it out first. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1716 | Sorry, Son ... you have to be 14 years or older to operate a nuclear submarine. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1717 | This yard sale is sub-par. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1718 | So on 'Antiques Roadshow,' this was grouped with a Revolutionary War pistol, Ike's golf shoes and JFK's sunglasses for $150. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1719 | The one right there... | 1.3210 | 0.07207 | 81 | 63 | 10 | 8 |
1720 | Cool, They can't ping you here | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1721 | It works just fine. We're just not using it much since we got the aircraft carrier. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1722 | I'm interested, but does it have a clear title? | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1723 | Batteries are not included... | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1724 | It’s a spare. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1725 | It’s a good price but do you know anyone with a truck who haul it for me? | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1726 | How about if I threw in some skis and my captains hat? | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1727 | Looks like it has a few scratches. How about we say $20? | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1728 | I'll give you 7 dollars. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
1729 | That's not for sale. It's because I'm still working from home. | 1.3205 | 0.06947 | 78 | 59 | 13 | 6 |
1730 | Will you take Australian Dollars? | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
1731 | How will I get that home?” “Das haul | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1732 | Please hold it for me. I need to check that it will fit in my tub. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1733 | It’s big enough to live in but you’ll have to paint it yellow yourself. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1734 | I really wanted a golden parachute but the Navy is the Navy. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1735 | Does it come with that hat ? | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1736 | I’ll take it if you throw in the golf clubs. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1737 | If you don’t have a trailer big enough to tow it home, you can just wait until the ice caps finish melting. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1738 | Does it have auto pilot? | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1739 | It's expensive, but mostly that's because of the price of the toilet seats. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1740 | In lieu of a pension. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1741 | Can I take it for a test ride Captain? | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1742 | Ya know, in New England they call that a grinder. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1743 | I said we wanted to downsize not capsize | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1744 | Does this come with an owner's manual? | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1745 | Mind if I take it for a test dive? | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1746 | It’s only been driven on Sundays by my mom. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1747 | I am from Philly, I wanted a Hoagie not a Sub. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1748 | She’s only racked up 20,000 leagues. And that’s all sea mileage! | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1749 | A real head turner across the Pacific | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1750 | They haven’t caught me for providing state secrets so I figured I’d up the ante. | 1.3196 | 0.05191 | 97 | 68 | 27 | 2 |
1751 | Could you deliver the submarine to my front yard? | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1752 | Gasoline or diesel? | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1753 | What's the carbon footprint on this bad boy? | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1754 | How much for the metal blimp? | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1755 | That's my mailbox. It's not for sale. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
1756 | No ! You can’t have it for 50 cents. And yes ! Torpedos are extra. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1757 | Does it come with an owners manual... | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1758 | um, sir … do you think the 3 nukes I bought from that “Kim” guy next door are compatible with this unit? | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1759 | No, you have to buy your own batteries. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1760 | After the second mortgage we were constantly under water. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1761 | This one is great for the nuclear family but we outgrew it when having our third kid. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1762 | Heated driver’s seat, lots of cupholders but no warheads. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1763 | If you can take it off my hands today, I'll throw in a naval base for free." | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1764 | How much for this old Lead Zeppelin? | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
1765 | There's just no room in the bathtub anymore. . | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1766 | Final offer; 5.7 billion and I'll help you strap it to the roof of your car. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
1767 | I just park it there during low tide. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
1768 | Hello Admiral, I'm Jeff Bezos... | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1769 | It's here to attract attention and boost attendance. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1770 | You mean THAT submarine? | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
1771 | Questions are for serious buyers only. | 1.3187 | 0.05386 | 91 | 64 | 25 | 2 |
1772 | It’s slightly used. It had to be surgically removed from our ambassador to France. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1773 | Are you looking for sub-leaser? | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1774 | So you want the two seasons of Friends, the skis and the ability to rain down fire on the all those that dare challenge your global supremacy. Say a dollar fifty? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1775 | This motherfucker. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1776 | How much for the Led Zeppelin memorabilia? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1777 | Is there a discount if I take both the bike and the submarine? | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1778 | True story. We had to hold a bake sale to buy that. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1779 | One owner, only used once for nuclear missile launch, air tight, water tight, reactor core optional" | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1780 | ...and does that include the torpedos? | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1781 | Will you come down on this? | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1782 | Three simple words: sudden climate change. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1783 | What are the delivery options? | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1784 | How much to offload your mid-life crisis? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1785 | It's a sunk cost at this point. You can take it." | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1786 | Is it French? If so, I want a discount. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1787 | It only leaks to the press. | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
1788 | I'm looking for a quick sale: I'll also throw in the skis, bike, t.v., football, clubs, the car and the house. It may not appear so, but I am a man living a life of quiet desperation and am in serious, serious trouble. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1789 | If you're handy with a wrench, maintenance costs are minor. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1790 | No, you can't. Next weekend I'm taking it to the Antiques Road Show. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1791 | Yeah, the manual is in the glove box. | 1.3176 | 0.05604 | 85 | 60 | 23 | 2 |
1792 | If you're going to haggle I'll call my wife out here. | 1.3176 | 0.05080 | 85 | 58 | 27 | 0 |
1793 | The HOA says it has to go! | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1794 | As is, and where is. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1795 | If you can move it, it’s yours. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1796 | Sorry, but when neighbors said you still loved your old blimp, I thought it was a misogynistic reference to your wife. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
1797 | Delivery is extra. | 1.3173 | 0.04976 | 104 | 73 | 29 | 2 |
1798 | My HOA won’t let me park it out front | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1799 | I'm guessing you've retired. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1800 | Can I see the certificate of authenticity that Sean Connery commanded this ship? | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1801 | Yes, all sales are final. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1802 | Empire declining that fast, eh? | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1803 | Sorry, I already sold the instruction manual. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1804 | Will it float? | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1805 | I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1806 | Does it still run? | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1807 | Sublet? | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1808 | And it was only driven on Sundays to war games? | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1809 | No you can’t have the weird little fucked up car behind me. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1810 | You stole that, right? | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1811 | I don't care what your Mom wants, we don't take returns! | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
1812 | If you spend $5, my wife says she'll throw in the blimp for free. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1813 | It was an incentive to re-enlist, but my wife wants a lawn. | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1814 | Does it come with a warranty and the tool kit, Sir? | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1815 | $25.60 and you throw in the sub | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1816 | It's only decorative. | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1817 | Is it full of seamen? | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1818 | I'm downsizing and decommissioning. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1819 | The one at the yard sale down the street is not as nice as this one. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1820 | How much for the bath toy? | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1821 | Does the sub come with a crew or do I need to provide my own? | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
1822 | Free delivery? | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
1823 | How much without the missiles? | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1824 | Does it get good water pressure? | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1825 | That’s actually not supposed to be out here. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1826 | Is there a taxpayer discount? | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
1827 | My grown kids decided they don’t want it. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1828 | So you only drove it to on the weekends? | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1829 | I got it from a Russian in Sebastopol | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1830 | Does it include the original $640 toilet seat? | 1.3152 | 0.05338 | 92 | 65 | 25 | 2 |
1831 | Made in France and selling at a steep discount to the market. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1832 | It was owned by my grandmother, who only took it out to go to church on Sundays. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1833 | Everything works, except I did disable the nuclear launch codes. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1834 | C'mon work with me here, what's long, hard and full of seamen. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1835 | Can I put my little sister in one of your torpedo tubes? | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1836 | We had to set up the sale here. Much better foot traffic than in the North Atlantic. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
1837 | Can you give me a discount on the submarine? It is cut in half, after all. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1838 | Don't have room for it. We already have one. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1839 | How much for the balloon?,,, | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1840 | It was owned by a little old lady that only took it out to church on Sunday mornings. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1841 | I rather like it there but the wife complains that it is ruining her garden. | 1.3146 | 0.05442 | 89 | 63 | 24 | 2 |
1842 | Mind if I take it for a quick spin around the block? | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1843 | Is it nuclear? ‘Cuz no way I’m paying that price unless it’s nuclear. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
1844 | Are the How To manuals included? | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
1845 | Are the missiles included or I have to buy them separately? | 1.3143 | 0.07489 | 70 | 54 | 10 | 6 |
1846 | The wife got tired of me bringing my work home with me | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
1847 | Does it come with the insurance? | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 70 | 49 | 20 | 1 |
1848 | That's 400 million dollars. Cash only. No receipt. But it comes with a set of plans and a hat. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1849 | I'd normally say shipping is free, but this is a submarine, so... | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1850 | Does it come with missiles? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1851 | No you don't need a license to drive it! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1852 | Could you hold it for me for a few of days while I check with my HOA? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1853 | Do you still have all the torpedos for it? | 1.3140 | 0.05299 | 86 | 60 | 25 | 1 |
1854 | Was it field tested? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1855 | I saw a Russian one of these on Ebay for half the price. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1856 | Sorry, no returns. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1857 | You know, Mr Toebbe, you really should be more discreet when you're trying to sell US military secrets. | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
1858 | I would buy this and the golf clubs if your deal wasn't so sub par. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1859 | How much for the French submarine? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1860 | We tried the police, but they've already got three. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
1861 | I'll give you $25 if you throw in a torpedo and that football. | 1.3133 | 0.07053 | 83 | 65 | 10 | 8 |
1862 | Does it come with a sunroof? | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1863 | Does it have power steering? | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1864 | No. It’s from “Hunt for Blue December,” and yes, I’m part of the deal. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1865 | Sorry, no - I’m just watching the yard until my neighbour comes back with coffee. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1866 | That's not for sale. It's our Airbnb. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1867 | Honestly it’s the only reason I’m underwater to begin with. | 1.3133 | 0.05920 | 83 | 60 | 20 | 3 |
1868 | Does this come with a pilot? | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1869 | My grandmother had one just like it. | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
1870 | You have a good eye sir, that is a class Fleet Ballistic Missile submarine, last year’s model. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1871 | Been looking for a yellow one, they’re really hard to find. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1872 | I'll include the missiles for an extra $5. | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1873 | Oui, monsieur! I mean, uh, yeah. It was never used. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1874 | Shipping included - by sea of course. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1875 | It has never been used. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1876 | $3 billion, but if you buy it, I'll throw in this flat screen tv and this whole box set of Disney dvd's." | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1877 | 3.45 billion. Or best offer. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1878 | It started with a few paper clips and sticky notes from the office supply closet, and before you know it… | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1879 | Are you selling it with the seamen? | 1.3125 | 0.05196 | 96 | 68 | 26 | 2 |
1880 | It's better than a computer game. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1881 | Not much interest yet, no. I'll admit it's a tough sell here in Albuquerque. | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1882 | I'll give you a fin for it. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1883 | Could it be used to brew beer? | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1884 | Yes , I'll throw in a free peanut butter sandwich if you purchase the submarine. | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1885 | Can I get a bag for this? | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1886 | Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men blunder | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
1887 | Will you take a check? | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1888 | Does this come in beige? | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1889 | I’ll take it if you throw in the George Forman Grill and the Slap Chop. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1890 | All the new ones are electric so when I retired they let me take this one home. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1891 | No it's not for sale. We're moving to a new subdivision. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1892 | Oh, that old thing. Sorry it's already taken. It's going to Australia | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1893 | No, it doesn't come with a trailer hitch, and yes, you need a security clearance to operate it. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1894 | With electric vehicles taking over, nuclear power is out. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1895 | It's as is. No sub stitutions. | 1.3117 | 0.05626 | 77 | 54 | 22 | 1 |
1896 | If you buy it, I'll throw in the golf clubs. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1897 | Yeah, it's strictly BYOO - bring your own ocean. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1898 | How many cup holders does it have? | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1899 | It's free if you buy the golf clubs. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1900 | It depends, what condition is your skateboard in? | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1901 | officer do you mind moving your vehicle its blocking my driveway | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1902 | How much for the sensory deprivation tank? | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1903 | It’s yours for $1, but you have to get it out of here yourself. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1904 | How many bedrooms… | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1905 | Sorry, that's just a floor model. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1906 | No, you can't buy the periscope separately. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1907 | Made in France: on sale! | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1908 | So, what kind of mileage do you get with this thing? | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1909 | Stick or automatic? | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1910 | Australia placed the order but then cancelled the shipping | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1911 | Need to sell, else I'm going under! | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1912 | It’s a dangerous version of the bath toy you had as a toddler. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1913 | Stop the questions and it’s yours — half price. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1914 | Can you show me if it works? | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1915 | After AUKUS was signed, the French parked it on my lawn | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1916 | It's yours. Fair warning: the previous buyers pulled out last-minute and the manual is in French. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1917 | Is this suitable for water skiing? | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1918 | Whatever you're pointing at doesn't exist. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1919 | Does it come with a boat trailer? | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1920 | My Uncle Sam used to have one just like it. | 1.3103 | 0.04989 | 87 | 60 | 27 | 0 |
1921 | Well, I retired and don't need it anymore. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1922 | Did the last crew wear face masks? | 1.3103 | 0.05498 | 87 | 62 | 23 | 2 |
1923 | My hunt for Red October is over. How much to you want for it? | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1924 | Go deep, young man. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1925 | One owner. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1926 | No,the bake sale for bombers is a half click due north. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1927 | At that price, I’d be under water on the thing. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1928 | If I take the skis off your hands, will you throw in the nuclear submarine? | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1929 | May I take it for a test dive? | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
1930 | No, the torpedoes are extra. | 1.3099 | 0.05880 | 71 | 50 | 20 | 1 |
1931 | I'd like that gift-wrapped and delivered by December 25th, Sir. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
1932 | For that price, it better include the nuclear option! | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1933 | It came with a kit! | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1934 | The problem, of course, is that one can't live in a yellow submarine. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1935 | Don't be silly. The sub isn't for sale, the house is. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1936 | On the surface,it looks over-priced | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1937 | It's from an old business that went under. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1938 | ‘Does this come with the uniform?’ | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
1939 | For the right price, it could be a You-Boat. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1940 | Shouldn't this be in a marina? | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
1941 | No, it's not Red October, good guess though. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
1942 | I saw this on Craigslist last week. Are you flipping? | 1.3086 | 0.07167 | 81 | 64 | 9 | 8 |
1943 | The HOA said I can't have it on my lawn... | 1.3086 | 0.05165 | 81 | 56 | 25 | 0 |
1944 | I mistakenly took delivery of my monthly option bonus from the military industrial complex.” | 1.3086 | 0.05455 | 81 | 57 | 23 | 1 |
1945 | Does this come with ICBMs? | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1946 | Australia decided to go in another direction. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1947 | Nope. It’s a dirigible. The zeppelin sold about 10 minutes ago. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1948 | Is this Old Navy ? | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1949 | No, shipment is not included. | 1.3085 | 0.05245 | 94 | 67 | 25 | 2 |
1950 | No, Captain, I was asking about the closest subway. | 1.3085 | 0.06241 | 94 | 72 | 15 | 7 |
1951 | I take it your company got a little more flexible with their work from home policy, huh? | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1952 | Hey Captain, how much for just the uranium? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1953 | The submarine comes with the golf clubs | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1954 | Can I just buy the periscope? | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1955 | Because we're kin, I'll cut you a deal, sixty million. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1956 | With how much I've put into it I can't go below $319.4 million. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1957 | Ok, Capitan, how much to get me into this puppy? | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1958 | Ramius,is that the Red October? | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1959 | Did you already sell the torpedoes? | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1960 | A lesson for you, kid. Sometimes it’s ok to ask for directions. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1961 | A billion seems kinda high, but if you throw in the skis and help me get it on my car, you got a deal. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1962 | Was this a part of your retirement package? | 1.3077 | 0.05769 | 65 | 45 | 20 | 0 |
1963 | I need to see your learner’s permit and proof of allowance. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1964 | I’m a huge Zeppelin fan | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
1965 | That one's not for sale. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1966 | I'd keep it, but the depth charges are killing me. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
1967 | I'll need to purchase a $0.10 cent bag, too, please. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1968 | believe it or not, that came free with the job | 1.3077 | 0.07140 | 78 | 61 | 10 | 7 |
1969 | It comes with 100 cases of baking soda. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1970 | You said "made in France," right? | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1971 | What about wi-fi? | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1972 | Can you send it to Australia? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1973 | So you just got the one, uh? | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1974 | Does it come with a certificate of authenticity? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1975 | We’re getting ready to move, and the new place doesn’t have a pool. | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1976 | No, shipping's not included. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1977 | How many miles are on this bad boy? | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1978 | How many cupholders does that thing have? | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1979 | No, I don't have a dolly. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1980 | Do the instructions come in French? | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1981 | Woot, Woot for Das Boot! How much? | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
1982 | You judge me for wanting that expensive and useless thing? It’s good that I didn’t listen to you 6 years ago, when I bought 100 bitcoin. | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1983 | So, how much baking soda do you need to make this baby dive? | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
1984 | Sorry, I don’t have $2 billion in cash. Do you take credit cards? | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
1985 | Good news Mr. Ryan. I found Red October. | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
1986 | oh that's from my hunting days back when Red October's used to be in season | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1987 | My dad says if you don't get this sub out of the neighborhood ASAP, the "admiral" will go down faster than the Titanic. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1988 | It was a souvenir. | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1989 | Do you offer a military discount? | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1990 | Can you throw this in with the bike? | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
1991 | Do you accept haggling? | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1992 | All the state secrets with the blue sticker are a dollar. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1993 | If you have to ask, you're out of your depth. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
1994 | Diesel. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1995 | I suppose, you wouldn't have one in yellow. | 1.3056 | 0.05814 | 72 | 51 | 20 | 1 |
1996 | I can’t take less than $999,950 | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1997 | Do you have a truck? | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1998 | Is this the Austalian’s trade-in? | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1999 | Yes, it does have Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
2000 | No you may not borrow it for your PTA sub sale. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
2001 | And this one? It might nicely sidestep the rules on accessory dwelling. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
2002 | Are Polaris missiles included? | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2003 | Sorry young man, we do not sell individual bombs. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2004 | Well, at least you're not one of those neighbors who sells secrets. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2005 | Not part of the sale; it’s my mother-in-law’s accessory unit built to her specs. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2006 | Does it have a remote ? | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2007 | I don’t care what your dad says. It’s a hybrid. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2008 | You got the CARFAX report? | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2009 | Could you float me a loan? | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
2010 | My dad's got a bigger Russian one. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2011 | Do you have a pair ? | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
2012 | I'll take it. Break a twenty? | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2013 | Right now everyone’s moving into converted buses, I’m telling you the next thing will be these babies” | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2014 | What with rising sea levels, you'll be the most popular guy on the block in a few years. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
2015 | It was my mother’s | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2016 | Are you on the bargain hunt for the Red October? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2017 | Could you deliver it to Sydney? | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
2018 | 20 bucks and it's yours. But fair warning - there's a family of raccoons in there, and they don't play nice. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
2019 | Let's just say putting the sub back in suburbia didn't work out. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2020 | No, I sold the cruise missiles separately | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2021 | You can thank me for my service with cash or check. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2022 | I just dropped by to talk about your extended sub warranty... | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2023 | Will you throw in the golf clubs if I take it today? | 1.3043 | 0.05580 | 69 | 48 | 21 | 0 |
2024 | Now, does the yard come with the ship? | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
2025 | I’ll give it away for free, but you will have to procure the uranium-235 yourself. | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
2026 | You always gotta steal something when you get fired. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
2027 | Yeah, it’s hard to let her go. We barely have room for the other five. | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
2028 | The nuclear reactor is sold separately. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
2029 | Do you come with it? | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2030 | Nuclear warheads sold separately. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2031 | I’ll take it if you can deliver it” | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2032 | Just don’t tell france | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2033 | It is for sale, but I'm going to have to do a background check first. | 1.3038 | 0.05207 | 79 | 55 | 24 | 0 |
2034 | Can I go inside? My grandpa left his hat in there. | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
2035 | No I can’t float you a loan…cash only. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2036 | Is it just me, or have holiday decorations been getting bigger and bigger? | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2037 | Would you consider trade in for my bike? | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
2038 | You’re not FBI, right? You have to tell me if you’re FBI. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2039 | Do you gift wrap? | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2040 | Owned by a little old lady who only used it on Sundays | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2041 | I don't care if your caption is brilliant enough to make this highly improbable situation the funniest caption of all time. No one will ever vote for it and you will die in obscurity. | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
2042 | It really doesn't cost much. Justo don't tell the French. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2043 | Ay, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
2044 | Throw the sub in with your uniform and we have a deal. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2045 | Your wife said you were done playing with it. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
2046 | And it comes with a mooring.. | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
2047 | Does it come with a warranty? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2048 | You can just download an app for the navigation system and run it off your phone. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
2049 | I'm firm. The uniform is extra. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2050 | I just bought one across town that includes air conditioning. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2051 | It’s gonna be a classic someday! | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
2052 | Do you deliver? No, pick-up only | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2053 | That beats the three magic beans the guy down the street offered. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2054 | Sure, look inside. But if you break it, you bought it. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2055 | It's actually free, but I will need proof of your security clearance. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
2056 | Could you see yourself taking any less than $550 million? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
2057 | Just remember that loose lips sink ships. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2058 | Do you do White Glove delivery? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2059 | Yes sir, this baby is 100% made of Lego Bricks | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
2060 | If I buy it, can you help me get it home? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2061 | Oh, that one's not for sale. I just park it there every night | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2062 | No, it's not made in France. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2063 | Is it a french submarine or an american one ? I need to go to Australia | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2064 | Why is all the signage on board in French? | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
2065 | The submarine is free with any other item. All other items cost $3.5 billion. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2066 | I’m sorry, but it’s not for sail. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2067 | Well, yes, it dates to the Cold War, but I swear it's like new--never been used. | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2068 | Twenty percent off with a security clearance. | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2069 | I’m here from the French Embassy | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2070 | Imagine a food ‘truck’ that sells Italian subs from an actual submarine! We will call them torpedos! | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2071 | For that kind of money, you'd think you'd throw in the captain's uniform with it. | 1.3023 | 0.05249 | 86 | 61 | 24 | 1 |
2072 | Does it come in yellow? Got a yellow one? You’ll be in the red next October. Or If you get your own uniform, you can be a captain, too. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
2073 | No, the US Navy will NOT sell you the missiles. For those, you have to go across the street to the AIR FORCE'S yard sale. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
2074 | It’s a certified pre-owned vehicle that passed a 673 point inspection and comes with a three-month unlimited power train warranty. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
2075 | No, it doesn't come in yellow. Get lost, hippie. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
2076 | Hurry up kid, France wants to buy it for Australia. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
2077 | Can you take me for a trial run? | 1.3023 | 0.05503 | 86 | 62 | 22 | 2 |
2078 | For $20 more, I’ll throw in Ringo. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
2079 | Is this the USS Trump? | 1.3023 | 0.05249 | 86 | 61 | 24 | 1 |
2080 | A wise man knows his limitations. And a bold one seizes opportunities. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2081 | What are the chances of a SUBlet? Things aren't go to swimmingly at home." | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
2082 | Have you checked with the French Government to see if they mind that you’re selling this? | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2083 | How much for the giant hoagie? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2084 | It was used by a little old lady in Pasadena. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2085 | My wife won’t let me regift it. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2086 | Sorry, that one’s not for sail. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2087 | It's only 50 bucks but you need to take it "as is" and sign a non-disclosure. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
2088 | You can have it for free, my wife hates how it blocked the view of the neighbors house, something fishy going on there | 1.3016 | 0.07024 | 63 | 47 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | For security reasons it's a baking soda-powered model. | 1.3014 | 0.07216 | 73 | 57 | 10 | 6 |
2090 | I just came for a PB and J | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2091 | Can it still launch missles? | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2092 | How many does it sleep? | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2093 | Yes Ringo, that's possible. But why yellow ? | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
2094 | UBER? My advertisement said "U Boat" ! | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2095 | Sorry that one's sold to Israel. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2096 | If you have a pointy finger nail, please don't touch it. It's a balloon from my forced retirement party for singing "All we are saying, is give peace a chance" at a karaoke night for naval officers in DC. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2097 | Of course it's suitable for children. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
2098 | Just put a teaspoon of baking soda in the top hatch and it should work fine.. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2099 | With or without nukes? | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2100 | Do you have one with non-female pronouns? | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
2101 | Combien pour le sous-marin, capitaine ? | 1.3011 | 0.05021 | 93 | 66 | 26 | 1 |
2102 | That's your ride? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2103 | Is it easy to park ? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2104 | I’ve been underwater in it for some time. | 1.3011 | 0.05249 | 93 | 67 | 24 | 2 |
2105 | Two billion new. Lightly used, so let's say 1.5 billion. Or best offer. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2106 | Do you offer a test ride? | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2107 | This is gonna look great with chalk paint. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2108 | I told my superiors that my house was underwater. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2109 | Is the original manual with it? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2110 | I thought only your house was underwater. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2111 | No, I do not have it in another color. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2112 | I don't got a truck. Any chance you could ... | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
2113 | Trust me,your investment will rise as fast as sea levels. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2114 | Did you know Australia wants one? | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2115 | My wife said either that or me! | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2116 | Ocean not included. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
2117 | I'll have to charge extra for delivery. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2118 | Does this come in any other colors? | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
2119 | It comes with the yard. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2120 | How much for the fissile material and the golf clubs without the sub? | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
2121 | Does it run on solar? | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2122 | It's not for sale. It just doesn't fit in my garage. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2123 | Instructions and batteries included. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
2124 | By any chance is the user manual in French? | 1.3000 | 0.05880 | 70 | 50 | 19 | 1 |
2125 | Hello, Admiral. Do you mind swinging it around the other direction for about an hour? I have to mow your neighbors’ lawns. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2126 | Ten dollars take it or leave it. | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
2127 | Today only, if you buy the submarine I'll throw in an aircraft carrier | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2128 | Yes, it still has the Xbox controller. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2129 | No, you don't need a license, and you don't need to register it. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2130 | It’s for sale. The wife wants a jet ski. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
2131 | . I like it but l doubt that it will fit in my bathtub | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
2132 | It’s French overstock. The client pulled out at the last minute so I’ve got them going really cheap. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
2133 | Ever since we started working from home, my things around the house have been driving my wife crazy | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
2134 | Sorry, but the Navy makes no guarantees whether this will impress your date. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
2135 | Yes, diesel. Picked it up in Sydney. Rarely used by my Australian great uncle. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
2136 | Its a modern day ark | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
2137 | Yes, we offer submortgages. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
2138 | Helps keep our lemonade stand under the radar — no permit and all. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
2139 | Hi there, would you mind keeping an eye on this while I go get a coffee? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
2140 | Anyone here order a sub to go ??? | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2141 | Is the warranty still in force? | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2142 | I found it at an Army Navy store, but it doesn’t fit into my design scheme. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
2143 | As Chairman of the Home Owners Association, I must let you know that you can't park that on the lawn. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2144 | We have our big Fall-Out sale every October. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2145 | Does this have the TB-16 or the TB-34 fat line tactical towed sonar array? | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
2146 | torpedoes are extra | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2147 | Yes but I’ll need to see your learners permit. | 1.2989 | 0.05451 | 87 | 63 | 22 | 2 |
2148 | I got a bigger one. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2149 | So you’re saying I need to speak French? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2150 | That’s $3.45 billion, but I’d also be willing to give it to you free if you can listen to my college-aged son talk about David Lynch films for 15 minutes. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2151 | You'd need a larger pool. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
2152 | Sorry, it's not for sale. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2153 | How much baking soda and vinegar does that thing take? | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
2154 | Make me an offer, But I can't help you move it. I've got a bad back. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
2155 | We bought it with good intentions, but wound up just hanging clothes off of it. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2156 | Ok, it’s a deal. If you buy the submarine I’ll throw in the skis for free. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2157 | I took a right at Albuquerque when I should have taken a left. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2158 | It’s used. The nuclear reactor’s half life is only 5 million years. | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
2159 | Just waiting for that sea level change everyone's predicting. | 1.2987 | 0.05250 | 77 | 54 | 23 | 0 |
2160 | But the vehicle report says seven war crimes… | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2161 | Do you mind if I take it for a spin around the block before I decide? | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
2162 | Yes,I know there is a dent. You try cruising through the South China Sea. | 1.2985 | 0.07372 | 67 | 52 | 10 | 5 |
2163 | It followed me home, can I keep it? | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2164 | May I buy just the reactor and a few missiles? | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
2165 | Does it work?" "No, but it costs two trillion dollars. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2166 | $100?! The model glue alone cost me $5000. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
2167 | I’d love to give you more information but its specifications are classified. | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
2168 | Is the water included? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2169 | Sorry, that's not for sale. I just let my father-in-law store it here. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
2170 | Please don't touch it unless you are buying it, young man. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
2171 | Well, Sonny, regardless of what you feel about climate change, I think it could be a life saver. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
2172 | Won't the Navy miss that? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
2173 | How many leagues under the sea per gallon | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
2174 | What is the provenance of the large piece? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
2175 | Can this avoid detection by my parents? | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
2176 | How easy is it to parallel park? | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
2177 | Yes. The French already put the steering wheel on the right side… | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
2178 | If I buy it at market price, can you guarantee at least some of the proceeds will go to education or infrastructure? | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
2179 | Maybe I was too limited in my marketing. You're the only one who got my sub text. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2180 | G'day, would you take Aussie dollars for this? | 1.2973 | 0.07130 | 74 | 58 | 10 | 6 |
2181 | That’s right, son, it is an official “Zumwalt” autograph edition with very low nautical mileage, and no dents. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2182 | It was my dad’s | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2183 | Can you tell me how many torpedo strikes have been repaired? | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2184 | I knew the military was downsizing, but I didn't expect this. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2185 | Does it have Bluetooth? | 1.2969 | 0.06172 | 64 | 46 | 17 | 1 |
2186 | $23.00. With cost over-runs, $1,200,000,000.00. | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
2187 | Can you deliver by Friday? | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2188 | Interesting. But who does your landscaping? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2189 | Does it work? | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
2190 | Is it a convertible? | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2191 | The lease didn't say 'No submarines' | 1.2963 | 0.05399 | 81 | 58 | 22 | 1 |
2192 | That, sir, is free, but in exchange you have to destroy one of yours. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2193 | It was a pension option. | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2194 | This is what you need to do when your house is underwater. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2195 | Looks like a fun bath toy. | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
2196 | Best part? Easy to hide from your wife. | 1.2963 | 0.05399 | 81 | 58 | 22 | 1 |
2197 | That's free. You haul. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2198 | Do you the original box it came in? | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
2199 | Put it this way son, it beats mowing. | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
2200 | Do you have the manual for this, or just what’s on the table? | 1.2963 | 0.05105 | 81 | 57 | 24 | 0 |
2201 | Mind if I take her for a test drive? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
2202 | Would you say it’s hard to find parking? | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2203 | Captain and crew included? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2204 | Would you happen to have one in a satin finish? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2205 | So this is why you want to sell your yard. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2206 | Yes, it was $20.2 billion, and it's been reduced to $750,000! Everything on her works perfect but the ICBMs have been removed. Our fleet upgraded to Thunderbolt 4, and this 2019 model runs on USB-2. It won't work with our new operating system. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2207 | I'm downsizing. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2208 | Well yes, I suppose you could call it silent but deadly. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2209 | How much for the golf clubs? | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2210 | Is the air pump included? | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2211 | Can you keep a secret? | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2212 | No one can listen to my calls in there, right? | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2213 | Is that the only size you have? | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2214 | Is that a hero, a hoagie or a grinder? | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2215 | Built in 1998. Only thing missing is it’s $50,000 toilet seat | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2216 | Are you sure about this? I’m just going to flip it online and then anyone in any country can buy it. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
2217 | If I had a penny for every person who cracked a work from home joke today... | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
2218 | Sorry son, batteries not included | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2219 | That's my wife's. It's not for sale. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
2220 | I'll take it but you have to paint it yellow. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
2221 | I read about that in my peanut butter sandwich. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2222 | I tried to keep up with the payments, but went underwater. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
2223 | I don’t care if you’ll have a blast. It’s not for sale. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2224 | Would you trade it to me for Bezos' rocket ship? | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
2225 | Do you accept Venmo | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
2226 | Can I get a refund if it sinks? | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
2227 | No, I'm afraid not...nuclear launch codes aren't included. | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
2228 | So, um, is it legal if you’re 14-ish? ‘Cause I got all my bar mitzvah money right here in my pocket. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2229 | Once you scrape the bodies off the walls it's practically brand new. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2230 | For the last time, no I won't throw in the skis! | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2231 | It says "made in France" so it's not nuclear powered, right? | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2232 | Yes, I suppose you could remove the propeller and install your trailer hitch. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
2233 | It sleeps 6, but there is a slight problem with moisture. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2234 | You’re asking $3.50? Will you take $3.00? | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2235 | Sorry, that one comes without its box | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2236 | For an extra fifty bucks, I'll throw in a computer with classified information. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2237 | How much is international shipping? | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2238 | It's only slightly used. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2239 | I really hate to part with it, but our bathtub's just not big enough. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2240 | My pool has chlorine? Would that be a problem? | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2241 | You must have a really big bathtub! | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 85 | 60 | 25 | 0 |
2242 | I’m gonna need a lot of lube. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2243 | No, I don’t make sandwiches. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
2244 | Since the debt ceiling talks stalled, we’re going with the nuclear option. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
2245 | I’ll pay the sub rate. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2246 | You drive a hard bargain, but, yes, I'll throw in a rubber duck. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
2247 | I think 100,000 is a fair enough price, but for an extra five bucks can you throw in the hat? | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
2248 | How about if I buy two. Will you give me a deal? | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2249 | Is this under sea or land warranty? | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2250 | My wife is tired of looking at it in the living room. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2251 | The President gave me a newer model for my birthday. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
2252 | I assume it is not Red October. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2253 | No, you have to find a crew. | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
2254 | Does it come with an instruction manual? | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2255 | Yup, 32 bedrooms, 12 full baths, plus a recently remodeled gourmet kitchen. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
2256 | Can I test a torpedo before submitting my offer? | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2257 | No, that’s not mine. It’s a consignment from France. | 1.2941 | 0.05948 | 68 | 49 | 18 | 1 |
2258 | I had one like this when I was younger | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
2259 | How much for Hilary’s emails? | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
2260 | Could you do three hundred? | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
2261 | I went through a total nuclear phase, so embarrassing. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2262 | Well, you know Johnny Cash's "One Piece at a Time"? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2263 | Nuclear, I presume? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2264 | Nukes sold separately. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2265 | Do you have any provenance? | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2266 | Blue November? Dang, so close... | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2267 | Of course it has Wi-Fi. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2268 | So if taxes paid for this $2.8 billion submarine then why did you just sell it to that creepy guy for $1? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2269 | Soooo, would you take $5 for it? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2270 | OK, I'll throw in two life jackets and the DVD of Life Aquatic. | 1.2933 | 0.05293 | 75 | 53 | 22 | 0 |
2271 | Yes, the nautical mileage is quite low. It's the ocean floor model. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2272 | Working from home means I have more time for things like this. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2273 | Why did you wait so long to sell Nixon's stuff? | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2274 | Soon as we finish the sale, we're moving to the sea. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2275 | A hundred million? I'll give you five bucks and your hat and shades are part of the deal. | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
2276 | The asking price is only available on a need-to-know basis. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2277 | No the sub is not for sale | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2278 | Does that come with air bags? | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2279 | Will you take $15 for this funny-looking blimp? | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2280 | I’m a Federal taxpayer. I’ve already payed!! | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2281 | Do you mind If I park it here for just a second? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2282 | I thought you said it was a 6 foot sub! | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2283 | I'm missing the other Battleship pieces. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2284 | Sorry. I only accept crypto. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2285 | Is it vintage? | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
2286 | You got anything that floats? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2287 | The periscope’s intact, but the torpedoes were launched on my nosy neighbors. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2288 | I was looking for the larger version. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2289 | Of course it’s mine. What makes you ask? | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2290 | Throw in the sub and we have ourselves a deal | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2291 | It’s 7 Million dollars with the nuclear plans or you give me 6 million rubles for the plans alone. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2292 | Do you have a trailer? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2293 | That's as low as I can go, Barry. It IS midcentury. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2294 | “ No , Son , I need to get cash for an item this big “ . | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2295 | If my Mom says we don't have room for another submarine can I bring it back? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2296 | Are you a sub-conscious vendor? | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2297 | Can I take her to my mechanic first? | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
2298 | If I buy the sub will you give me a free copy of the operating manual | 1.2927 | 0.05055 | 82 | 58 | 24 | 0 |
2299 | Oui. It is barely used and from Australia. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
2300 | Is this diesel or nuclear propelled? | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2301 | So where's the other half? | 1.2925 | 0.05838 | 106 | 83 | 15 | 8 |
2302 | Do you have an installment plan? | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
2303 | I know it looks drab on the outside but trust me -- the interior is all party, kid. | 1.2923 | 0.07507 | 65 | 51 | 9 | 5 |
2304 | Sorry, the missus wants to keep it. | 1.2923 | 0.06093 | 65 | 47 | 17 | 1 |
2305 | So, can I water ski behind this baby? | 1.2923 | 0.07821 | 65 | 52 | 7 | 6 |
2306 | You will find owning nuclear missiles engenders a particular kind of respect from others. | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
2307 | Nice to meet you, too, Noah. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2308 | Combien pour le sous-marin? | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2309 | This is not the Red October you’re looking for. | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
2310 | No, I can't let you take it for a spin first. You don't even have a learner's permit. | 1.2921 | 0.05104 | 89 | 64 | 24 | 1 |
2311 | She’s only got 20,000 fathoms. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2312 | Batteries are inside of course | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2313 | Everything here has to go. Yes, everything! | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
2314 | At last, my hunt for Red October has ended! | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
2315 | The ballast is shot, but the interest payments alone should keep her under water. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
2316 | For THIS?! A bit off the radar, that price. | 1.2917 | 0.05394 | 72 | 51 | 21 | 0 |
2317 | For another billion I’ll throw in a missile. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2318 | Colonel, you crushed my Tesla. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2319 | Well, with the improvements in the economy, we no longer are under water. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2320 | Does it leak much? | 1.2917 | 0.05745 | 72 | 52 | 19 | 1 |
2321 | Yes , I know $200,00000 is a little steep but its only ten years , and has only had one owner . | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2322 | I hate parting with it. There's a lot of emotion just below the surface. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2323 | Would you take five dollars? | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
2324 | Useless. Floats now | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2325 | Price includes a SUBFAX report and marina parking for one year”. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
2326 | Made in America. I'll give it to you for $1.50. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
2327 | How many Frequent Flyer miles for that? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2328 | Did your Grandma have the extended warranty? | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
2329 | I guarantee, Joe Manchin will never hear it coming. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2330 | Prewar? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2331 | Actually, I was looking for a sub sandwich. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2332 | Does it come with its own bathtub? | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2333 | When I told you to get me a sub, I wanted it with American cheese and oil and vinegar. | 1.2911 | 0.06777 | 79 | 62 | 11 | 6 |
2334 | You’re crazy if you think you can unload this French submarine! | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2335 | Is it OK if I park here? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2336 | So, you’re offering $3 billion if I throw in the hat? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2337 | Does the periscope come with a zoom lens? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2338 | My Dad said surprise me. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2339 | Can I take this for a brief test dive before we talk price? | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
2340 | What size hitch ball is required? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2341 | Yes. Shark proof. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2342 | Buy it and I’ll throw in the uniform for free. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2343 | We didn't need a nuclear submarine for the war in Afghanistan, and Australia didn't want last year's model, so were letting it go, cheap. Just try to avoid head-on collisions. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2344 | Buy it now and I'll throw in the missiles. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
2345 | Honestly, my wife just really wants it out of the house. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2346 | Is Waldo in there? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2347 | Screen door is an optional feature, sir. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2348 | Submarine ? What submarine ? | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
2349 | That's not for sail. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2350 | Does it come with the storage unit? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2351 | We're salvaging what we can from that stupid space force. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2352 | No, you can't take it out for a test drive. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2353 | Yes, the SubFax is clean! | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2354 | Yes! if it sinks, I promise to return all of your money.” | 1.2903 | 0.06660 | 62 | 46 | 14 | 2 |
2355 | OK, best offer: the chairs, the skis, the metal thingy, and the fancy hat for $3000,000,003.84 | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2356 | After a protracted battle, the neighbors won. | 1.2903 | 0.07046 | 62 | 47 | 12 | 3 |
2357 | It's a bargain, but you need a Top Secret clearance to purchase it. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2358 | How much for insurance? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2359 | Premium or regular gas? | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2360 | We lost the owner's manual. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2361 | Is it on discount because it’s from France? | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2362 | Only $200... or free if you're with the local sherriff's department. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2363 | The nuclear torpedo will cost you another five bucks. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2364 | Can you hold it while I run home and measure my bathtub? | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2365 | Somewhere between 2 and 3 miles per gallon. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2366 | We’re more of a frigate family. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
2367 | What does it do? It's a paperweight, what do you think it does... | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2368 | Sorry, I can’t help you fix it, mine was under military contract. | 1.2895 | 0.05237 | 76 | 54 | 22 | 0 |
2369 | I could either charge you to deliver it OR we could just wait until the next heavy rain. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2370 | That thing work? | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2371 | How much for the tub toy? | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2372 | Actually, it's my wife who's selling it. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2373 | I’ll take the submarine if you throw in the line for free. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2374 | Do you have the mileage and maintenance records? | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
2375 | Nuclear? | 1.2895 | 0.05237 | 76 | 54 | 22 | 0 |
2376 | The Russians are not coming. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
2377 | It wouldn’t be a real Navy Yard sale without one of those. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
2378 | Do you have one in stainless steel? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2379 | Sorry, no early birds. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2380 | How many cup-holders? | 1.2892 | 0.05292 | 83 | 60 | 22 | 1 |
2381 | I lost the remote for the cloaking device. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2382 | Can I pay you in cocaine in a few months? | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2383 | How much for the house? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2384 | The kids are all grown. We need to downsize. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
2385 | I'm sorry son. We don't deliver. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2386 | Sorry sir, this is diesel. The nuclear sub sold earlier this morning. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2387 | No, it's not for sale. God, you're like the fifth person who's asked me that. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
2388 | It goes 0 to 30 knots in 5 minutes. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2389 | Uh… can I take it for a test drive? | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2390 | How about $3 billion and you throw in the skis? | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2391 | Does it come with or without the nukes? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2392 | Actually, it's a Mothers Against Drunk Driving bumper sticker, it has nothing to do with Mutual Assured Destruction | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2393 | Can I please have that with mustard. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2394 | Forty-seven billion and I'll throw in the skis. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2395 | I'll need to take it for a spin first. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2396 | I bet my dad has a bigger one. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2397 | Sorry, the sub is already spoken for Australia. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2398 | Don't tell my wife about this | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2399 | There's a cheaper one down the block that comes with an instruction manual. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2400 | So, you're saying I can't have the Hendrix, Eagles and Bowie.. unless I also take the Zeppelin? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2401 | How many miles does it have? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2402 | It only sailed on Sundays by a little old captain from Pasadena. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2403 | Can I take it out for a test run? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2404 | This yard sale doesn’t start until 7 | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2405 | Forget about electric cars and hyperloops, this is hands down the future of transportation. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
2406 | Because I like you kid, I’ll let it go for two billion. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
2407 | Is the price for that with or without nukes? | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
2408 | It seems more shady than it is. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2409 | No that wasn't a crazy Ivan, I was just turning into the driveway. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
2410 | Sorry, someone already bought the dry dock. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
2411 | Who are you calling a blimp? | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
2412 | It comes with a trailer. | 1.2877 | 0.05335 | 73 | 52 | 21 | 0 |
2413 | Does it have a clean title? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2414 | Is the operating system Mac or PC? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2415 | I received an urgent message to built it and then came the drought. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2416 | …so this is where all my tax dollars went | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2417 | How long would you hold this for me? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2418 | That's a negative; you could take it home right now. The legislature just OK'd unrestricted open-carry. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2419 | Does it come with batteries? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2420 | Is it wifi ready? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2421 | What’s a you boat? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2422 | Do you accept trade-ins? | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2423 | It's $10 extra if you want it delivered "down under" | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
2424 | Is that a Peugeot? | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2425 | I’m under a lot of pressure to sell | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2426 | Is there a discount for two? | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2427 | I'll paint it yellow and let everyone live in it. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2428 | 2.8 Billion, and I'll throw in the golf clubs. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2429 | I'm trying to stay afloat in the current housing market. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2430 | It’d make a heckuva septic tank . | 1.2875 | 0.06934 | 80 | 64 | 9 | 7 |
2431 | Can I get a drink and chips with the sub? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2432 | How many miles are on it? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2433 | No, I won't throw the water skis in with the deal. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2434 | You'll never use it as much as you think you will. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2435 | It is French. They didn't want it. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2436 | How many fathoms? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2437 | Is this things warranty still good? I don’t want to be receiving any calls. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2438 | I saw your classified ad… | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
2439 | I just got divorced. They took the Battleship but left me with the Submarine. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2440 | So do you guys deliver or… ? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2441 | What were you thinking? | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2442 | Yeah, but UNTIL all the ice floes melt... | 1.2872 | 0.04930 | 94 | 68 | 25 | 1 |
2443 | How do I know it floats? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2444 | Do you get the internet inside? | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2445 | Is the periscope lens on this thing polarized? | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
2446 | No, it doesn't come with a soundtrack. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
2447 | Wow this really is a sub above. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2448 | Would you take fifty clams for it? | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2449 | They did'nt tell me I couldn't take it home. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2450 | If you also buy the golf clubs I can give you a good deal! | 1.2857 | 0.05438 | 70 | 50 | 20 | 0 |
2451 | Fifty bucks for the sub...3.3 billion for the manual. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2452 | How much for the nuclear sub, General Flynn? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2453 | Yes, I know…. I hate driving it without windows. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
2454 | Congress has finally decided to scrap half of the fleet to pay for education. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2455 | Will you take $5? | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2456 | I'm not going any lower because you saw one on craigslist for half the price with the original nuclear warheads and a crew of 135. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
2457 | Would take half a billion for it? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2458 | That’s classified sir. But if it where to cost something, it’d be 20 bucks. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2459 | Sir, my allowance doesn’t come close to $50,000,000. Can you see yourself bringing down to, maybe, $5.00? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2460 | Sorry son, it doesn't come in red | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2461 | Is it stick-shift or automatic? | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
2462 | It runs on baking powder and the frogmen come with it. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2463 | Can I test drive it first? | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2464 | Just know that the Seawolf class is a bugger to park. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2465 | You think I drive a hard bargain? This thing cost more than the country it invaded. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2466 | Negative, son. It's not a big football. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2467 | Do you happen to have one in yellow? | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2468 | Torpedoes with the Active Homing System, or the MARK 48 wire guidance? | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2469 | I discovered that it's easier to rent than to own. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2470 | Can it get rid of chipmunks? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2471 | That? I found it deep under stacks of old National Geographic magazines. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
2472 | What is What doing Where? | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
2473 | Is it chorine safe? | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2474 | I had one of those when I was a boy. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
2475 | It'll fit. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2476 | Mom told me to tell you not to sell that. She wants to convert it to a she shed. | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
2477 | March, 2020: "Six rolls of Charmin is all I ask." | 1.2857 | 0.06948 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 3 |
2478 | No son, the nukes are extra. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2479 | Oh yes, it can certainly be made to run on a soy-kombucha compost blend. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2480 | I'll pay in crypto if you can help me load it on my truck. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2481 | The next high tide is the soonist I can deliver it” | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2482 | And you say the nukes still work? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2483 | Of course I've got the pink slip. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2484 | It’s not French, is it? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2485 | Do the seat belts work? | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
2486 | I'm the guy who called about the subletting. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
2487 | Nice try France | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
2488 | After countless weekends spent rummaging through musty clothes and broken toasters, the hunt for Red October finally came to an end. | 1.2857 | 0.07307 | 63 | 49 | 10 | 4 |
2489 | . Does it have cruise control? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2490 | I took it as a fuck you to my boss. His favorite mug comes with it | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
2491 | Yep honest. It's the "Red October" | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
2492 | It comes with three ICBMs and a crew of forty. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2493 | Yup - that's right - only used one summer for two months at the lake. The kids have gone off to college - we have no need of it anymore. We bought a used Boeing 737 Max. Going to travel now that the kids are gone. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2494 | I'm trying to help out a guy in France. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2495 | Do you have any in beige? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2496 | You'll need your mother's permission. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2497 | I know, even we're going solar. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2498 | You got the warranty on this thing? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2499 | Guess what else Biden cut from the budget? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2500 | Had to make room for the aircraft carrier. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2501 | Yeah, the government is kind of just giving these out to whoever asks for one. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2502 | Funny story about the sub, I'm in the Air Force! | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2503 | Finish paying for the aircraft carrier and then we can talk. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2504 | And the Plutonium is still good? | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
2505 | What happens if I stick a pin in it? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2506 | Can I get that sent home to Australia? | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
2507 | Throw in that cool uniform and we've got a deal! | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2508 | Does it include delivery? | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2509 | Yes, of course I am ashamed. I never thought I would sink so low" | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2510 | This comes with the lawn mower attachment, right? | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
2511 | Sorry, I don't take Venmo. | 1.2840 | 0.05339 | 81 | 59 | 21 | 1 |
2512 | Sorry,this is last one I have left. Some chaps from Liverpool bought the yellow one yesterday. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
2513 | Why buy less,when you can buy more. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2514 | Can I pay with frequent flyer miles? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2515 | My daughter wanted a Honda. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2516 | But will it deter deer? | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2517 | No you may NOT take it for a little spin. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2518 | C'est la vie. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2519 | Is the tank full? | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2520 | No, it doesn’t come with an instruction manual. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2521 | Meanwhile, in France.... | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2522 | Yes son, this is part of DoD's new plan for dealing with budget cuts. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2523 | Can I use your bathroom ? | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2524 | So I guess this means France won't give us our money back? | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2525 | Ordered you a super sub for lunch. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2526 | Give her fresh paint and a couple of ICBMs, and she'll be as good as new. Heck, son, I'll throw in a life raft. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2527 | Throw in a couple of aircraft carriers and we've got a deal! | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2528 | Sorry - only selling that one to foreign governments. But how about the skis? | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2529 | Yes, you have to supply your own missiles | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
2530 | Does the $478,835,000 price tag include delivery to a nearby ocean port? | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
2531 | It's also on sale online, yes, but photos will also be watermarked. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
2532 | The war is over and I lost. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
2533 | Make me an offer, son -- my wife won't let me keep it in the house. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2534 | My mother had one just like it. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
2535 | You'll need it when your house is underwater." | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
2536 | No, it does not come in diesel. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2537 | It comes with the red button phone. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2538 | I'll throw in the hat if you take it. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2539 | Do you happen to have this one in a different color? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2540 | Part of my retirement package." | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2541 | The alternative was 450 billion cupcakes. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2542 | Is it true that your elderly great aunt only used it on alternate Tuesdays in 1986? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2543 | Is it ok to park here? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2544 | Zee Aussies had trouble with placing it on Le Barbie | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2545 | I was fired a week before my retirement date and lost my pension. But they gave me a commemorative sub. | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2546 | You don't look like you could produce the amount of seamen required. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2547 | Yes, it's for sale. I'm no longer going to work from home. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2548 | I'm selling it because my house is under water. | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2549 | Sorry, NFS. That's our Airbnb Adventure. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2550 | It’s $3.25 billion or your best offer. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2551 | Well, in addition to its global stealth attack capabilities, admittedly, the price does include some sentimental value. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2552 | Quick question: can people reach me about my car's extended warranty in there? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2553 | Includes the original F. A, O, Schwartz instruction book, for ages 3 to 5. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2554 | $3.45 billion, but at this point I'll take 3.2, just to beat the French. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2555 | Just let me know by high tide. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2556 | It turned out the hunt for the Red October was more about the journey than actually finding it. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2557 | do you have the operating manuals? | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2558 | By any chance do you have one of those in yellow? | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2559 | We've been trying to contact you about your submarine's extended warranty. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2560 | Excuse me, but your submarine is blocking my driveway. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2561 | I'll take off $20 if you haul it away yourself. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2562 | No nukes is good nukes. Make me an offer. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2563 | How low will you and it go ? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2564 | No, I found it in my basement. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2565 | How much just for the ‘nukes? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2566 | Sorry. Diesel. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2567 | How many bathrooms? I"m afraid that's classified information, sir. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2568 | Nuclear has a bad reputation | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2569 | Global warming will solve that problem." | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2570 | Does this one come fully loaded? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2571 | That?. No it's not for sale. I am keeping it until Jeffrey turns 16. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2572 | Sure, you can take her for a test dive | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2573 | Hey mister can you take me for a ride in your spaceship? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2574 | They are asking twice as much on ebay. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2575 | Only driven to minor skirmishes on Sunday. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2576 | Does that come with an air pump? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2577 | We all lived in it until the paint flaked off. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2578 | Without a well regulated Militia I can't keep it, and the zoning laws are prohibitive. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2579 | What's the insurance rate on that thing? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2580 | 1.2 billion but I would take less. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2581 | It was fun for a while, but then it got to be way too much work. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2582 | Obsolete? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2583 | It's just the thing for sea level rise. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2584 | So it shrinks back down if I get it wet? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2585 | I've always wanted one of those. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2586 | how much is it to fill this thing up? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2587 | The sub wouldn't happen to be made by Fiestaware, would it? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2588 | Does it come with WiFi? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2589 | Can it still destroy our way of life? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2590 | Will you throw in shipping? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2591 | Might you have a shopping bag for this large purchase? | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2592 | It's unfurnished. | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
2593 | What specifically do you mean by “lightly used”? | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2594 | Excuse me, does this come with training wheels?! | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2595 | The missiles are sold separately. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2596 | We’re cutting the military budget | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2597 | Four dollars seems like kind of a lot for non-nuclear. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2598 | It's on clearance - courtesy of the Toebbes. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2599 | Is it street legal? | 1.2809 | 0.05051 | 89 | 65 | 23 | 1 |
2600 | No. It doesn't come with a trailer. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2601 | The Antique Hunt for Red October. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2602 | Last time it worked | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2603 | Can I just sublet this? | 1.2805 | 0.05285 | 82 | 60 | 21 | 1 |
2604 | She's all yours if you handle the angry crew inside. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2605 | Mind if I take it for a quick spin before I decide? | 1.2805 | 0.05285 | 82 | 60 | 21 | 1 |
2606 | I really just want the roller skates. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2607 | The sub comes with a fully furnished 3 bedroom, 2 bath home" | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2608 | Oh, you said a SHIP-load of stuff | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
2609 | So you're saying I can use this to go underwater and see the battleship you sold me last week? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2610 | It could be a YOU boat for a mere $15. | 1.2805 | 0.05285 | 82 | 60 | 21 | 1 |
2611 | Can you hold it until I can get me wife down here? | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2612 | Sorry,I sold the trailer an hour ago. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2613 | Has it Airplane mode? | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2614 | No, it's not for sale. We all live in that yellow submarine. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2615 | Hey, is that sub an '82 Los Angeles!? I had one just like it in college! Always had trouble with the periscope but the chicks loved it! | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2616 | But how do I convert fathoms to miles? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2617 | It was my retirement gift. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2618 | Are the nuclear codes extra? | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2619 | Yes, but what's the monthly garage charge? | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2620 | Yes, I'd recommend it if you are a sea student. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2621 | Yeah that's what I said kid, Run Silent, Run Deep. | 1.2800 | 0.05220 | 75 | 54 | 21 | 0 |
2622 | Does it come with a 90 day warrantee? | 1.2800 | 0.05554 | 75 | 55 | 19 | 1 |
2623 | Do you know if it can run on tidal energy alone? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2624 | So, do I hand the "peanut butter sandwich" to you, or should I leave it inside after I "inspect the interior"? | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2625 | Nuclear? No. Runs on diesel. Made in France. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2626 | No subdividing | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2627 | I only accept your offer if you have free shipping to my door. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2628 | Preowned | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2629 | Yes, civilian, this is THE yellow submarine. | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2630 | how did you get this out the front gate pf the base | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2631 | The manual is in the glove compartment. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2632 | No, it doesn't come with missiles. you have to supply your own. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2633 | Can you throw in driving lessons? | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2634 | What's its carbon footprint? | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2635 | Gone Fission | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2636 | It's because I had one of those underwater mortgages. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2637 | Red October or French castaway? | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
2638 | Yes, it's inflatable" | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Has it been converted to electric? | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2640 | Can I use ApplePay? | 1.2794 | 0.05869 | 68 | 50 | 17 | 1 |
2641 | We hate to part with it, but we’re under water with the house. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
2642 | Now hear this, I will not haggle. It’s fifty cents and that’s that. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2643 | No, my new home is not for sale. Haven’t you heard the sea level is rising? | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
2644 | I'm not accepting offers under 20,000 leagues. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2645 | Does it come in blue? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2646 | Yeah, I get that it’s fuel efficient. But you still won’t throw in the set of clubs as an extra? | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2647 | I had a punch card for a free sub. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2648 | How many gallons for a fill-up? | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2649 | So is that the one the Aussies didn't buy? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2650 | 1.4 billion dollars. | 1.2785 | 0.05075 | 79 | 57 | 22 | 0 |
2651 | Were you under a lot of pressure to sell? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2652 | I’ll take one yard, please | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2653 | I’m selling it to keep my head above water.” | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2654 | Have you got the owner's manual for this? | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2655 | Sorry, batteries are no included. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2656 | I'd call the leak insignificant, Sonny | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2657 | No, thank you, sir. Actually, two blocks over, we all live in a yellow submarine. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2658 | If you can get it off my lawn, it's yours | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
2659 | Throw in the nukes and you got a deal. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2660 | Yea, it's a smart sub. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2661 | I know that it's nuclear powered, but are the missiles included? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2662 | Obviously it’s long and hard…but is it full of seamen? | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2663 | Can we all live in it? | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2664 | Sorry,no it doesn't speak French. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2665 | And our friends are all aboard Many more of them live next door | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2666 | Would you sell that to my little sister for twenty-five cents? | 1.2778 | 0.05316 | 72 | 52 | 20 | 0 |
2667 | We’ll, the price is fine, but I’ll need to run a title search first. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2668 | I'm having a Red October sale" | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2669 | Sorry, it's not nuclear | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
2670 | Lego sets have really come a long way | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2671 | Would you like to pay for shipping and handling? | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2672 | There are no torpedo tubes because the cartoonist forgot to draw them. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
2673 | do you have the remote? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2674 | When I was your age, this what ‘going down’ meant” | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2675 | Does the sub come fully loaded? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2676 | I’ll have to come back with my buddy’s pickup truck. | 1.2771 | 0.04943 | 83 | 60 | 23 | 0 |
2677 | The government decided the military should pay for itself the way PTAs do. | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
2678 | Lessons included? | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2679 | Used to be yellow. Smoothest ride to my octopuses garden. Turned to this after my rehab. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2680 | That's a HOA violation | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2681 | Unfortunately it doesn’t come with the manual. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2682 | So, for the best sound I've to get this behind the couch? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
2683 | Yes, it’s waterproof - not water resistant. | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
2684 | You didn't get your promotion? | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2685 | We're helping the French sell them off after Australia cancelled. They decided direct-to-consumer was the way to go." | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2686 | It runs great. Just don't put it on auto-pilot. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2687 | You want to take it for a test dive? | 1.2769 | 0.05593 | 65 | 47 | 18 | 0 |
2688 | I'll take whatever you can give me. She's a sunk cost. | 1.2769 | 0.07108 | 65 | 51 | 10 | 4 |
2689 | My wife says I have trouble letting go. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2690 | Look, I'm not knot interested. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2691 | If you deliver it I'll throw in an extra $5. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2692 | So...the screen door idea didn't work? | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2693 | Does it come with a crew? | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
2694 | One careful lady driver | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2695 | Still under warranty? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2696 | Just so you know, it's missing the remote control. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2697 | If you don't have off street parking it's gotta go. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2698 | Automatic or standard? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2699 | How many knots per fuel rod? | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2700 | Do you think we could take it around the block once and you give me a quick tutorial?” | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2701 | Do you see what I see over there? | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2702 | My dad's trying to back out, can you move it again? | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
2703 | Fine! You can have it for $100,000 and you can have my peanut butter sandwich and the pack of gum! | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2704 | I'm making a career change. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2705 | Hi, I’m with the HOA… | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2706 | That one's not for sale kid, it's just a way for me to segue into my time in the war. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2707 | They allow all three stars and up one weapon to take home upon retirement after thirty years. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2708 | Sure, it'll fit in your bath. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2709 | Does it come with the owners manual? | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2710 | „It runs great. Just got a more climate friendly nuclear model. „ | 1.2759 | 0.06411 | 58 | 43 | 14 | 1 |
2711 | Yes it's for sale, but some how she wants to hang on to the Total Gym. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
2712 | It’s because we bought the house with a sub prime loan. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2713 | 3.45 billion dollars or best offer. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2714 | Uranium included? | 1.2754 | 0.05417 | 69 | 50 | 19 | 0 |
2715 | You still got the manual for that? | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2716 | You mean this sucker floats? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2717 | Is Shipping Included?? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2718 | I just couldn't justify owning 5 of these. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2719 | But how can I know its not a knockoff? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2720 | Your knottage may vary. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2721 | Would you do $20? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2722 | What's the mileage? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2723 | Do you think that’ll fit in the breakfront? | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2724 | Mind if I try out the nuclear missile launching systems? | 1.2750 | 0.05024 | 80 | 58 | 22 | 0 |
2725 | It was only used once. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2726 | You're quite right, sir. When doomsday weapons are made illegal, only mad scientists will have doomsday weapons! | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2727 | Sorry, but it is cash and carry. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2728 | Does the outfit you're wearing come with it? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2729 | Does it come with a pool? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2730 | Well, today each country wants more weapons, but they do shy away from talking about it. This is 2050; missiles are a routine part of neighborhood yard sales, and since we're bonding better each day, we don't hide anything anymore. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2731 | You’re really not supposed to park there, sir… | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2732 | Do you still have the original packaging? | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
2733 | What do you say I take the vanity table, mirror and throw in the ballistic missile?? | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2734 | Yeah, but it doesn't have that Australian nuke drive, so that's why you're dumping it, right? | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2735 | That's our new flood insurance. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2736 | How many nautical miles are on the odometer? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2737 | I will take it, but do you need a valid diver's license? | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2738 | Is this to repay your student loan? | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2739 | Reason for selling?” - “I started a submarine company. Unfortunately it went under…” | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2740 | I bought it in 2008 when my house was underwater... | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2741 | You say it comes with a war and tea? Or, is that a warranty? And does it come with your uniform? | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2742 | If I buy this, my wife will really go nuclear. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2743 | It had to go. Our mortgage is underwater. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2744 | I built it from a kit. Beautiful isn't it? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2745 | That's our last one. The blue one sold earlier this morning. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2746 | But will it float! | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
2747 | I'll give you 20,000 leagues for it. | 1.2742 | 0.06157 | 62 | 46 | 15 | 1 |
2748 | Does it come with the charging cord? | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2749 | It's not obsolete. It's just ... requisitioned. | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2750 | Sorry, kid; the nukes are extra. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2751 | I could haggle, but I’d have to kill you. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2752 | Where do you go for repairs? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2753 | Three point four billion or best offer. | 1.2740 | 0.05256 | 73 | 53 | 20 | 0 |
2754 | Its pronounced NEW-clee-er. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2755 | Not for sale, kid. That’s my ride. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2756 | No, you can’t deflate it so you can store it in your pool shed! | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2757 | I’ll give you another dime to throw in the crew. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2758 | BOGO?" Seriously? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2759 | "The yard sale with the 747 had more stuff." | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2760 | Sorry about congressional gridlock. Hope your plan B works. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2761 | One point five billion | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2762 | Is it authentic WWII or a cheap remake? | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2763 | Can I take a test drive first? | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |