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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-10-17T20:02:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-10-31T20:03:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-10-25T20:03:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 1, 2021 |
Number of captions | 7580 |
Number of responses | 695826 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | He hasn't proposed yet, but he did give me a written estimate. | 1.9109 | 0.01239 | 4230 | 1579 | 1449 | 1202 |
1 | My other son is a mortician. Wanna see the basement? | 1.8789 | 0.01368 | 3767 | 1583 | 1057 | 1127 |
2 | It was tough to find a one room apartment with a garage but we got lucky. | 1.8782 | 0.01761 | 2078 | 811 | 709 | 558 |
3 | We met in AAA. | 1.8763 | 0.01553 | 2709 | 1073 | 898 | 738 |
4 | The listing read luxury flat with its own lift. What did I know? | 1.8615 | 0.01600 | 2383 | 914 | 885 | 584 |
5 | You'll need a key to use the bathroom. | 1.8391 | 0.01191 | 4569 | 1906 | 1492 | 1171 |
6 | We just bundled our home and auto. | 1.8358 | 0.01560 | 2613 | 1080 | 882 | 651 |
7 | It’s the pinups in the bathroom that I could do without. | 1.8346 | 0.01551 | 2666 | 1112 | 883 | 671 |
8 | He started off with sourdough bread, like everybody else. | 1.8315 | 0.01543 | 2765 | 1179 | 872 | 714 |
9 | It was worse when he was an airline mechanic. | 1.8253 | 0.01470 | 2976 | 1262 | 972 | 742 |
10 | You think that's bad, my husband is an O.B.G.Y.N. | 1.8210 | 0.02353 | 1218 | 539 | 358 | 321 |
11 | Mother said, ‘if you find a good mechanic don’t let him go.’ | 1.8179 | 0.01464 | 2773 | 1122 | 1034 | 617 |
12 | Yes, but our garage is spotless. | 1.8162 | 0.01674 | 2154 | 884 | 782 | 488 |
13 | I won the battle to convert our garage to a yoga studio, but I think he won the war. | 1.8142 | 0.01595 | 2513 | 1080 | 820 | 613 |
14 | I said I wanted it out of the yard. | 1.8141 | 0.01544 | 2523 | 1037 | 918 | 568 |
15 | It was worse when he was a mortician. | 1.8133 | 0.01632 | 2592 | 1182 | 712 | 698 |
16 | I really wish he’d just get the vaccine. | 1.8047 | 0.01799 | 2084 | 946 | 599 | 539 |
17 | I love this part - he's just about to start swearing. | 1.7806 | 0.01719 | 2037 | 885 | 714 | 438 |
18 | I love that the hoist is also a dinner table. | 1.7795 | 0.01713 | 2014 | 866 | 726 | 422 |
19 | At least your husband is still wearing pants to work. | 1.7759 | 0.02282 | 1245 | 574 | 376 | 295 |
20 | He agreed to start doing more around the house. | 1.7728 | 0.01658 | 1998 | 827 | 798 | 373 |
21 | I hear ya Ethel, but over the years I've learned to choose my battles. | 1.7697 | 0.01623 | 2236 | 975 | 801 | 460 |
22 | What I actually said was let’s get an “ottoman”. | 1.7658 | 0.01839 | 1900 | 885 | 575 | 440 |
23 | Can we fix you something? | 1.7644 | 0.01801 | 2050 | 980 | 573 | 497 |
24 | They said if he doesn't want to wear a mask he has to work from home. | 1.7637 | 0.01744 | 2014 | 911 | 668 | 435 |
25 | Once we decided to keep the old carpet I thought,what the hell? | 1.7621 | 0.01800 | 1698 | 717 | 668 | 313 |
26 | As soon as he’s finished, I can leave him. | 1.7618 | 0.01789 | 1977 | 917 | 614 | 446 |
27 | I asked if he could service me at home, and here we are. | 1.7571 | 0.01882 | 1680 | 753 | 582 | 345 |
28 | I'm looking forward to the end of work-from-home." | 1.7556 | 0.01818 | 1784 | 797 | 626 | 361 |
29 | There's so much more room since I stopped dating that ship builder. | 1.7543 | 0.02011 | 1514 | 695 | 496 | 323 |
30 | Do you know how hard it is to find a mechanic who makes house calls? | 1.7506 | 0.01861 | 1608 | 698 | 613 | 297 |
31 | Pre-Covid , I actually had no idea what he did for a living . | 1.7494 | 0.02663 | 834 | 377 | 289 | 168 |
32 | It's not so bad. He used to be a butcher. | 1.7481 | 0.01973 | 1548 | 710 | 518 | 320 |
33 | I just asked to bundle home and auto. | 1.7476 | 0.01976 | 1561 | 722 | 511 | 328 |
34 | Yes, it is rare to find one who still makes house calls | 1.7442 | 0.01967 | 1419 | 617 | 548 | 254 |
35 | He hasn’t touched me like that in over a year. | 1.7431 | 0.02095 | 1417 | 669 | 443 | 305 |
36 | ‘It’s from IKEA’ | 1.7417 | 0.02124 | 1421 | 686 | 416 | 319 |
37 | After retirement he started on our dishwasher and, here we are. | 1.7354 | 0.02077 | 1285 | 571 | 483 | 231 |
38 | He used to place me on a pedestal. | 1.7330 | 0.02942 | 719 | 345 | 221 | 153 |
39 | He’s been so much happier since he started working from home. | 1.7327 | 0.02133 | 1242 | 561 | 452 | 229 |
40 | Matt told Steve, "Get vaccinated or work from home..." | 1.7315 | 0.02171 | 1229 | 565 | 429 | 235 |
41 | We started our quarantine with jigsaw puzzles and then the hobbies just escalated from there. | 1.7279 | 0.02227 | 1165 | 538 | 406 | 221 |
42 | I love what you've done with the garage. | 1.7268 | 0.02352 | 1076 | 507 | 356 | 213 |
43 | And I thought all those calls about my car's extended warranty were just a scam | 1.7236 | 0.02303 | 1078 | 498 | 380 | 200 |
44 | You should see the basement. My daughter is a brain surgeon. | 1.7190 | 0.02547 | 1000 | 504 | 273 | 223 |
45 | When the IRS lady came to question Matt's deduction for a home office she didn't stay long. | 1.7176 | 0.02475 | 995 | 483 | 310 | 202 |
46 | We decided the room needed a lift. | 1.7160 | 0.02691 | 933 | 485 | 228 | 220 |
47 | Yep, he’s still working from home. | 1.7156 | 0.02392 | 974 | 449 | 353 | 172 |
48 | I don’t have the heart to tell him now that it’s assembled it’s not going to fit through the door | 1.7141 | 0.02471 | 962 | 459 | 319 | 184 |
49 | I haven't had the heart to ask him how he plans to get it out the door. | 1.7131 | 0.02457 | 948 | 446 | 328 | 174 |
50 | Working from home has been an adjustment for both of us. | 1.7110 | 0.02560 | 865 | 406 | 303 | 156 |
51 | You should see the car-wash system he installed in our bathroom. | 1.7106 | 0.02490 | 919 | 433 | 319 | 167 |
52 | Well, we do get a home office deduction. | 1.7087 | 0.02403 | 896 | 400 | 357 | 139 |
53 | It all started when he asked me to give him a lift. | 1.7085 | 0.02567 | 909 | 443 | 288 | 178 |
54 | You think Matt working from home is bad; my husband’s a heart surgeon… | 1.7071 | 0.02707 | 874 | 445 | 240 | 189 |
55 | Work from home," they said "it'll be fine," they said | 1.7064 | 0.02599 | 838 | 396 | 292 | 150 |
56 | Can you believe it? A studio with a garage in the city for only $3,000 a month. | 1.7001 | 0.02839 | 797 | 411 | 214 | 172 |
57 | I was so lucky to find one who still makes house calls. | 1.6985 | 0.02586 | 806 | 375 | 299 | 132 |
58 | I could tell him it’s the alternator but, at this age, I think it’s important they work it out for themselves. | 1.6984 | 0.02829 | 736 | 361 | 236 | 139 |
59 | I asked my husband for a boob job, he thought I said lube job. | 1.6972 | 0.02735 | 776 | 378 | 255 | 143 |
60 | No, he hasn't left home yet, but at least he's working. | 1.6938 | 0.02836 | 699 | 336 | 241 | 122 |
61 | High ceilings were our number one priority. | 1.6920 | 0.02651 | 763 | 358 | 282 | 123 |
62 | His boss said "either get vaccinated or work from home" | 1.6918 | 0.02983 | 743 | 395 | 182 | 166 |
63 | If he offers you mixed nuts just say “no.” | 1.6912 | 0.02924 | 719 | 366 | 209 | 144 |
64 | I’m just glad he doesn’t work for Boeing. | 1.6894 | 0.02919 | 705 | 355 | 214 | 136 |
65 | Once he assembled the IKEA dresser, he thought he could tackle anything." | 1.6841 | 0.02952 | 668 | 333 | 213 | 122 |
66 | Matt, your work-from-home coffee is awesome! Can we get the key to the restroom? | 1.6820 | 0.02922 | 651 | 317 | 224 | 110 |
67 | I would not have gone with white carpet if I knew he’d be working from home. | 1.6807 | 0.02906 | 642 | 309 | 229 | 104 |
68 | It could be worse - his father wanted him to be a coroner. | 1.6696 | 0.03243 | 569 | 295 | 167 | 107 |
69 | He’s expensive, but he’s the only mechanic in town that makes house calls | 1.6690 | 0.03161 | 568 | 286 | 184 | 98 |
70 | ... and then I found out he made house calls. | 1.6690 | 0.02993 | 577 | 276 | 216 | 85 |
71 | Lucky for us, the girl in the apartment below is learning to pole dance. | 1.6667 | 0.03350 | 561 | 301 | 146 | 114 |
72 | Frankly I thought he had something else in mind when he told me he was coming home to strip my gears | 1.6667 | 0.03282 | 549 | 284 | 164 | 101 |
73 | He's not that good a mechanic, but he has the best waiting room I've ever seen. | 1.6655 | 0.03182 | 553 | 278 | 182 | 93 |
74 | Matt's work-at-home schedule isn't ideal but I do see more of him. | 1.6630 | 0.02993 | 540 | 252 | 218 | 70 |
75 | As soon as Matt is done with your car, I can set the table for lunch. | 1.6623 | 0.03171 | 533 | 263 | 187 | 83 |
76 | I was so pleased when they said I did not have to bring it in. | 1.6620 | 0.03450 | 503 | 264 | 145 | 94 |
77 | Most people only have roadside assistance. | 1.6602 | 0.03200 | 518 | 255 | 184 | 79 |
78 | . . . so when he said your place or mine, I quite assumed something completely different. | 1.6583 | 0.03388 | 515 | 270 | 151 | 94 |
79 | Matt is my friend with benefits. | 1.6574 | 0.03378 | 502 | 259 | 156 | 87 |
80 | People think those calls are a scam, but the extended warranty I bought has been fantastic! | 1.6573 | 0.03383 | 499 | 257 | 156 | 86 |
81 | This way our living room is tax deductible. | 1.6567 | 0.04139 | 300 | 146 | 111 | 43 |
82 | On the plus side, we're spending more time together. | 1.6555 | 0.03129 | 479 | 223 | 198 | 58 |
83 | Then he says, "Whadya want me to do, lady, come to your house and fix it?" So I said, "Yes!" | 1.6554 | 0.03427 | 502 | 264 | 147 | 91 |
84 | And this way you know that they're actually working on it. | 1.6553 | 0.03349 | 499 | 255 | 161 | 83 |
85 | Yes, Matt was home schooled . . . why do you ask? | 1.6544 | 0.03274 | 518 | 264 | 169 | 85 |
86 | Only fair. I turned the garage into my home office. | 1.6530 | 0.03392 | 487 | 250 | 156 | 81 |
87 | Yes, Matt does have a tendency to bring his work home with him. | 1.6527 | 0.04710 | 239 | 119 | 84 | 36 |
88 | We call this our wreck room. | 1.6520 | 0.03513 | 477 | 252 | 139 | 86 |
89 | It's been "in the shop" for so long, we just decided to build the house around it. | 1.6469 | 0.03516 | 473 | 251 | 138 | 84 |
90 | And we get to write off the living room as a business expense! | 1.6458 | 0.03428 | 432 | 233 | 127 | 72 |
91 | I splurged for the in-home warranty. | 1.6440 | 0.03391 | 441 | 218 | 162 | 61 |
92 | We didn’t read the fine print when it said the house came with a indoor garage . | 1.6417 | 0.03614 | 441 | 234 | 131 | 76 |
93 | We’ll, after quarantining, Matt realized he could just work from home. | 1.6392 | 0.03485 | 424 | 213 | 151 | 60 |
94 | He's a little old to still be living at home, but at least he has a job. | 1.6388 | 0.03532 | 443 | 231 | 141 | 71 |
95 | I'd ask him to move out, but his car isn't working. | 1.6377 | 0.03775 | 414 | 224 | 116 | 74 |
96 | Oh no, it‘s actually an improvement. He used to work as a butcher before that. | 1.6377 | 0.03775 | 414 | 224 | 116 | 74 |
97 | The really hard part was getting an appointment. | 1.6370 | 0.03620 | 416 | 216 | 135 | 65 |
98 | Matt didn't insist on a man cave; just some space to tinker. | 1.6364 | 0.03424 | 429 | 214 | 157 | 58 |
99 | Friends say to me, ‘I didn’t know that Matt’s a mechanic’. And I reply, ‘He isn’t’. | 1.6361 | 0.03643 | 415 | 217 | 132 | 66 |
100 | Believe me, it's much better than marrying a surgeon. | 1.6350 | 0.03815 | 411 | 225 | 111 | 75 |
101 | It’s getting harder and harder to find a mechanic who does house calls. | 1.6342 | 0.03509 | 421 | 214 | 147 | 60 |
102 | All I said was "You need a hobby..." | 1.6337 | 0.03572 | 404 | 205 | 142 | 57 |
103 | It was so sweet of him to let me decorate his garage. | 1.6337 | 0.03724 | 404 | 214 | 125 | 66 |
104 | I can't believe you found a 2BR, 2BA, with a 1 car garage. In the city, no less. | 1.6333 | 0.03769 | 409 | 221 | 117 | 71 |
105 | To think I used to make him take his shoes off when he walked in the door | 1.6331 | 0.03470 | 417 | 209 | 152 | 56 |
106 | It started as a simple oil change, but those YouTube clips are just so addictive. | 1.6323 | 0.03488 | 427 | 218 | 148 | 61 |
107 | It started when he successfully replaced a bulb. | 1.6317 | 0.03629 | 429 | 229 | 129 | 71 |
108 | This cartoonist apparently doesn't understand physics. You can't remove the wheel on a lift that lifts by the wheels, and with one wheel removed and no support the vehicle would tip over. | 1.6314 | 0.04122 | 407 | 243 | 71 | 93 |
109 | At least he’s not a coroner. | 1.6312 | 0.03578 | 423 | 221 | 137 | 65 |
110 | He ordered it online, but there was some assembly required. | 1.6308 | 0.03815 | 390 | 209 | 116 | 65 |
111 | And then the boss said, 'Either get vaccinated or work remotely'... | 1.6307 | 0.03903 | 398 | 221 | 103 | 74 |
112 | Thankfully I married a plumber | 1.6304 | 0.03525 | 414 | 211 | 145 | 58 |
113 | It has been nice having him around, but I will be relieved when this work-from-home mandate finally ends. | 1.6295 | 0.03613 | 386 | 195 | 139 | 52 |
114 | And to think I use to be happy with roadside service. | 1.6294 | 0.03734 | 394 | 208 | 124 | 62 |
115 | Really? Your husband never brings his work home with him? | 1.6294 | 0.03709 | 402 | 213 | 125 | 64 |
116 | Dear, it's lefty loosey, righty tighty. | 1.6289 | 0.03901 | 388 | 213 | 106 | 69 |
117 | On the plus side, we have more family time now that he works from home. | 1.6286 | 0.03804 | 385 | 205 | 118 | 62 |
118 | I look at this way, he could have been a mortician. | 1.6281 | 0.03873 | 398 | 220 | 106 | 72 |
119 | He's never late for dinner and we get a home office deduction. | 1.6279 | 0.03806 | 387 | 207 | 117 | 63 |
120 | His brother is in the kitchen fixing the boat. | 1.6269 | 0.03867 | 386 | 210 | 110 | 66 |
121 | My next boyfriend is going to be a chef | 1.6269 | 0.03839 | 394 | 215 | 111 | 68 |
122 | Lefty loosey, righty tighty darling! | 1.6243 | 0.03826 | 378 | 202 | 116 | 60 |
123 | ''We've downsized from when he was a bus mechanic". | 1.6233 | 0.03569 | 377 | 188 | 143 | 46 |
124 | I was just relieved to find out what 'my baby' meant. | 1.6223 | 0.03713 | 376 | 195 | 128 | 53 |
125 | I’m glad he’s a car mechanic, not a surgeon. Can you imagine THAT mess? | 1.6210 | 0.03803 | 372 | 197 | 119 | 56 |
126 | This is his passive aggressive way of saying he doesn’t appreciate me moving my office in the garage. | 1.6197 | 0.04085 | 355 | 198 | 94 | 63 |
127 | The hardest part of all this is getting the cars up the stairs. | 1.6188 | 0.04041 | 362 | 202 | 96 | 64 |
128 | His father and I are just relieved that he didn’t follow his dream to become a proctologist. | 1.6182 | 0.03982 | 351 | 190 | 105 | 56 |
129 | I preferred the sourdough phase. | 1.6171 | 0.04173 | 350 | 199 | 86 | 65 |
130 | To be fair, I bring my work home, too! | 1.6167 | 0.03872 | 347 | 182 | 116 | 49 |
131 | This wasn't what I expected when he returned from the garage sale | 1.6152 | 0.03981 | 356 | 195 | 103 | 58 |
132 | Let's do this again in 3 months or 3,000 miles. | 1.6152 | 0.04016 | 343 | 186 | 103 | 54 |
133 | We'll both be a lot happier when he can go back to the office. | 1.6149 | 0.04115 | 309 | 163 | 102 | 44 |
134 | Matt proved them wrong...everyone said he would never be able to work from home. | 1.6147 | 0.03824 | 340 | 175 | 121 | 44 |
135 | The IRS cannot argue about this being his home office. | 1.6145 | 0.03892 | 345 | 182 | 114 | 49 |
136 | No, I don't think it was a mistake to bundle home and auto. | 1.6140 | 0.04090 | 342 | 189 | 96 | 57 |
137 | His brother is an airplane mechanic. You should see their living room! | 1.6139 | 0.03986 | 360 | 199 | 101 | 60 |
138 | Matt's fascination with autoeroticism is putting a strain on our marriage. | 1.6131 | 0.04254 | 336 | 192 | 82 | 62 |
139 | We assumed he'd move out after college. | 1.6127 | 0.03948 | 346 | 186 | 108 | 52 |
140 | It all started when I just asked if he could please do a little more around the house. | 1.6113 | 0.04054 | 337 | 184 | 100 | 53 |
141 | I wish he had a mistress. | 1.6111 | 0.04195 | 342 | 195 | 85 | 62 |
142 | I'd show you the bedroom, but--I'm embarrassed to say--that's where we keep all the lubricant. | 1.6109 | 0.04176 | 329 | 183 | 91 | 55 |
143 | He’s so much happier than when he was a dentist. | 1.6095 | 0.04067 | 338 | 186 | 98 | 54 |
144 | It's so hard to find a garage with nice furniture and good tea these days. | 1.6074 | 0.04119 | 326 | 179 | 96 | 51 |
145 | Oh, he finished the repairs ages ago. Now he's just taking it apart so it can fit in the elevator. | 1.6031 | 0.04290 | 325 | 187 | 80 | 58 |
146 | Yeah, I know it's not a garage, but his name isn't Matt either. | 1.6030 | 0.03923 | 335 | 179 | 110 | 46 |
147 | When he told me “I’ll keep your engine well-lubed and your motor running,” I didn’t think he meant it literally. | 1.6019 | 0.04026 | 319 | 171 | 104 | 44 |
148 | I’m just thankful he didn’t finish medical school | 1.6018 | 0.04116 | 329 | 183 | 94 | 52 |
149 | At least it keeps him out of the kitchen | 1.5987 | 0.03990 | 299 | 155 | 109 | 35 |
150 | I hate it when he brings his work home with him but I do love a man in uniform. | 1.5982 | 0.03963 | 326 | 175 | 107 | 44 |
151 | On the bright side, he shut down the car wash. | 1.5981 | 0.04269 | 321 | 184 | 82 | 55 |
152 | ...at least he's not a gynecologist. | 1.5980 | 0.04419 | 301 | 173 | 76 | 52 |
153 | Secretly, he loves how I decorated his shop. | 1.5973 | 0.04248 | 298 | 164 | 90 | 44 |
154 | Then I said, “Of course I don’t mind if you bring your work home!” | 1.5967 | 0.04299 | 305 | 172 | 84 | 49 |
155 | Pool boys are so passé. | 1.5959 | 0.04121 | 292 | 155 | 100 | 37 |
156 | This is the nicest service waiting room I've ever been in. | 1.5950 | 0.03988 | 321 | 173 | 105 | 43 |
157 | Well I think it's worth it – we haven't had to take it in since 1993. | 1.5922 | 0.04205 | 282 | 151 | 95 | 36 |
158 | We have an agreement, I don’t complain about this, he doesn’t ask for sex. | 1.5918 | 0.04403 | 294 | 168 | 78 | 48 |
159 | He's the only garage in town who does house calls | 1.5917 | 0.04243 | 289 | 158 | 91 | 40 |
160 | I misunderstood when he said he'd be "re-tiring" at home. | 1.5917 | 0.04382 | 289 | 163 | 81 | 45 |
161 | Honey, are we being too loud? | 1.5900 | 0.04204 | 300 | 166 | 91 | 43 |
162 | Our son's software start-up is using the garage. | 1.5899 | 0.04373 | 278 | 154 | 84 | 40 |
163 | I got the extended warranty. | 1.5893 | 0.04320 | 280 | 154 | 87 | 39 |
164 | I can’t get my husband to even wear pants when he works from home. | 1.5891 | 0.04163 | 275 | 145 | 98 | 32 |
165 | He enjoys a good lube before we go to bed. | 1.5891 | 0.04616 | 275 | 160 | 68 | 47 |
166 | I like to remind myself that at least something in my life is being fixed. | 1.5889 | 0.04210 | 287 | 156 | 93 | 38 |
167 | The irony is, he's trying to make extra money so we can buy a new carpet. | 1.5884 | 0.04576 | 277 | 163 | 66 | 48 |
168 | Righty tighty, darling. | 1.5884 | 0.04386 | 277 | 154 | 83 | 40 |
169 | Yes, but he makes more money than someone with a PhD! | 1.5880 | 0.04215 | 284 | 154 | 93 | 37 |
170 | Oh, I don't so much mind that he brings his work home with him, it's the constant whistling that drives me crazy. | 1.5867 | 0.04730 | 271 | 161 | 61 | 49 |
171 | the listing said “attached garage” | 1.5859 | 0.04213 | 297 | 165 | 90 | 42 |
172 | Just for giggles, I hid his 1/4 inch socket wrench. | 1.5858 | 0.04439 | 268 | 149 | 81 | 38 |
173 | Our. next garage will have a house | 1.5851 | 0.04472 | 282 | 162 | 75 | 45 |
174 | I haven’t the heart to tell him lockdown is over. | 1.5848 | 0.04268 | 277 | 151 | 90 | 36 |
175 | Yes, a bit messy. But not as bad as when my butcher comes by. | 1.5847 | 0.04221 | 313 | 179 | 85 | 49 |
176 | I'm just glad he doesn't want to be an airplane mechanic anymore. | 1.5846 | 0.04512 | 272 | 155 | 75 | 42 |
177 | About six months into the lockdown he got tired of jigsaw puzzles. | 1.5822 | 0.04299 | 292 | 165 | 84 | 43 |
178 | Isn't it great? A mechanic who makes house calls! | 1.5821 | 0.04473 | 268 | 151 | 78 | 39 |
179 | If he went into the office he’d have to wear a mask. | 1.5809 | 0.04330 | 272 | 150 | 86 | 36 |
180 | You see him too, right? | 1.5800 | 0.04791 | 250 | 146 | 63 | 41 |
181 | I’m so glad you noticed. I thought I was hallucinating about that mechanic. More wine? | 1.5798 | 0.04623 | 257 | 147 | 71 | 39 |
182 | His doctor says Matt can go back to work as soon as he regains full motor control. | 1.5789 | 0.04374 | 266 | 147 | 84 | 35 |
183 | Turns out that living at work is much more convenient than working from home | 1.5788 | 0.04257 | 273 | 149 | 90 | 34 |
184 | I'm just thankful he's not an undertaker. | 1.5785 | 0.04471 | 261 | 146 | 79 | 36 |
185 | I’m just glad he’s done working as a butcher. | 1.5778 | 0.04542 | 270 | 156 | 72 | 42 |
186 | The upside is he no longer complains about his commute. | 1.5772 | 0.04333 | 272 | 151 | 85 | 36 |
187 | I'm just happy he is not a mortician. | 1.5766 | 0.04580 | 274 | 161 | 68 | 45 |
188 | It all started with sourdough | 1.5765 | 0.04752 | 255 | 150 | 63 | 42 |
189 | It’s not so strange. A lot of people are working from home these days. | 1.5765 | 0.04450 | 255 | 141 | 81 | 33 |
190 | “Honey, I’ve told you a thousand times… turn the rotors first and then replace the calipers.” | 1.5762 | 0.04433 | 269 | 152 | 79 | 38 |
191 | You're so lucky that your husband has a job where he can work from home." | 1.5751 | 0.04415 | 273 | 155 | 79 | 39 |
192 | …so we can qualify for the home office deduction | 1.5741 | 0.04328 | 270 | 150 | 85 | 35 |
193 | Their quality of work is okay, but the waiting area is exceptional. | 1.5738 | 0.04604 | 244 | 137 | 74 | 33 |
194 | It all started with a phone call saying, 'We recently noticed that your car's extended warranty is about to expire.' | 1.5724 | 0.04432 | 297 | 177 | 70 | 50 |
195 | Matt always said our living room need a lift! | 1.5720 | 0.04693 | 243 | 139 | 69 | 35 |
196 | I just love a man who can fix things around the house ! | 1.5703 | 0.04265 | 256 | 138 | 90 | 28 |
197 | Matt was the last of his friends to set up a home office. | 1.5691 | 0.04650 | 246 | 141 | 70 | 35 |
198 | What we save on business rent we pay to the cleaning lady. | 1.5690 | 0.04528 | 239 | 132 | 78 | 29 |
199 | When they said, 'We treat you like family,' this is not what I expected. | 1.5690 | 0.04828 | 239 | 140 | 62 | 37 |
200 | Matt works from home twice a week. | 1.5685 | 0.04657 | 248 | 143 | 69 | 36 |
201 | It was either this or sports TV. | 1.5685 | 0.04939 | 241 | 145 | 55 | 41 |
202 | He's really loving this 'work from home' thing. | 1.5678 | 0.04803 | 236 | 137 | 64 | 35 |
203 | It all started when his boss said ‘actually, you really can’t do your job from home’. | 1.5673 | 0.04630 | 245 | 140 | 71 | 34 |
204 | It wasn’t quite what I meant when I said I wanted him to do more around the house | 1.5663 | 0.04466 | 249 | 139 | 79 | 31 |
205 | Now that Matt is retired, I just tell him that there is a noise under my hood, and it keeps him busy for days. | 1.5650 | 0.04653 | 246 | 142 | 69 | 35 |
206 | It was lucky I broke down here. | 1.5650 | 0.04617 | 246 | 141 | 71 | 34 |
207 | The service here is terrible. And the prices are outrageous. If it weren't so convenient, I'd go somewhere else. | 1.5646 | 0.04353 | 271 | 154 | 81 | 36 |
208 | Well, the ad did say they would come to me. | 1.5619 | 0.04810 | 226 | 130 | 65 | 31 |
209 | I like this so much better than his home septic tank business! | 1.5619 | 0.05010 | 226 | 135 | 55 | 36 |
210 | We bundled our home and auto warranties. | 1.5609 | 0.04666 | 230 | 130 | 71 | 29 |
211 | I thought Matt meant he needed an emotional lift. | 1.5605 | 0.04696 | 248 | 146 | 65 | 37 |
212 | It's been nice having home but I'm ready for him to go back to the office. | 1.5598 | 0.04475 | 259 | 149 | 75 | 35 |
213 | Well, everyone else was working from home. | 1.5595 | 0.04430 | 252 | 142 | 79 | 31 |
214 | It's much better than his funeral director phase. | 1.5593 | 0.04577 | 236 | 133 | 74 | 29 |
215 | If I think of it as an art installation I don't quite want to kill him as much. | 1.5593 | 0.04616 | 236 | 134 | 72 | 30 |
216 | Sometimes I wish he watched football all day. | 1.5588 | 0.04509 | 238 | 133 | 77 | 28 |
217 | 'He's the only mechanic that makes house calls.' | 1.5584 | 0.04811 | 231 | 135 | 63 | 33 |
218 | Other than that I don’t believe the quarantine has changed us at all. | 1.5581 | 0.04532 | 267 | 158 | 69 | 40 |
219 | I guess I should be relieved. His other business is a car wash. | 1.5575 | 0.04688 | 226 | 128 | 70 | 28 |
220 | Sure, he charges as much as a doctor. But at least he makes house calls. | 1.5574 | 0.04632 | 235 | 134 | 71 | 30 |
221 | Actually, I think the strange noise I was hearing is the dishwasher. | 1.5566 | 0.04979 | 221 | 131 | 57 | 33 |
222 | I charge $120 an hour and they fulfill their fantasy | 1.5566 | 0.04896 | 221 | 129 | 61 | 31 |
223 | At least he has stopped hounding me for sex. | 1.5560 | 0.04510 | 259 | 151 | 72 | 36 |
224 | The homeowners association said he couldn’t use the garage. | 1.5556 | 0.05031 | 225 | 136 | 53 | 36 |
225 | Their repair work is so-so, but don’t you just love the waiting area? | 1.5556 | 0.04896 | 216 | 125 | 62 | 29 |
226 | We're now a Repair B&B | 1.5545 | 0.04609 | 220 | 122 | 74 | 24 |
227 | next time we hope to get a cartoonist who knows that a garage lift doesn't lift on the tires | 1.5545 | 0.05201 | 220 | 136 | 46 | 38 |
228 | It’s the same Saab story week after week. | 1.5536 | 0.05049 | 224 | 136 | 52 | 36 |
229 | He's not cheap, but he has the nicest waiting room." | 1.5535 | 0.05002 | 215 | 127 | 57 | 31 |
230 | Matt honey, what did we say about wearing shoes in the house? | 1.5533 | 0.04724 | 244 | 145 | 63 | 36 |
231 | Who knew that work-from-home would become such a thing??!! | 1.5531 | 0.04895 | 226 | 134 | 59 | 33 |
232 | I offered him a lift. The rest is history. | 1.5517 | 0.04759 | 232 | 136 | 64 | 32 |
233 | He knows nothing of cars. It's an art installation. | 1.5517 | 0.04720 | 232 | 135 | 66 | 31 |
234 | I’m just glad he stopped doing oil changes | 1.5513 | 0.04728 | 234 | 137 | 65 | 32 |
235 | Working from home has been a game changer for Matt. | 1.5507 | 0.05243 | 207 | 126 | 48 | 33 |
236 | This is nothing—last week he was trying to learn the saxophone. | 1.5507 | 0.05061 | 207 | 122 | 56 | 29 |
237 | He’s still not comfortable going into the office. | 1.5505 | 0.04642 | 218 | 122 | 72 | 24 |
238 | All his friends were working from home. | 1.5502 | 0.04604 | 229 | 130 | 72 | 27 |
239 | Matt and I made an agreement that he can work in the living room as long as he stays out of my kitchen. | 1.5502 | 0.04686 | 229 | 132 | 68 | 29 |
240 | Before the pandemic, he never did anything around the house. | 1.5502 | 0.04727 | 229 | 133 | 66 | 30 |
241 | Funny, when I donated to my favorite NPR show, I got a tote bag. | 1.5500 | 0.04874 | 220 | 129 | 61 | 30 |
242 | I love this shop! They don’t have loaner vehicles, but that’s okay. This waiting room makes me feel right at home. | 1.5500 | 0.04611 | 220 | 123 | 73 | 24 |
243 | The odd part is that his name isn't even "Matt" | 1.5488 | 0.04873 | 215 | 125 | 62 | 28 |
244 | The warranty comes with in-home service. | 1.5485 | 0.04891 | 206 | 118 | 63 | 25 |
245 | He won't wear a mask or get vaccinated, but they're letting him work at home; isn't it great? | 1.5481 | 0.04950 | 208 | 121 | 60 | 27 |
246 | 'We come to you.' I assumed that meant curbside. | 1.5472 | 0.04926 | 212 | 124 | 60 | 28 |
247 | I’ll be happy when Matt’s job doesn’t require work from home | 1.5467 | 0.04518 | 214 | 122 | 69 | 23 |
248 | I never really understood what he did until he began working from home. | 1.5463 | 0.04857 | 216 | 126 | 62 | 28 |
249 | It wasn’t my idea if a “man cave,” but Matt loves it. | 1.5455 | 0.04646 | 209 | 116 | 72 | 21 |
250 | We've been at Nancy's for a month now, Hon. Can't we just call AAA? | 1.5450 | 0.04884 | 222 | 132 | 59 | 31 |
251 | It's hard to find one who makes house calls. | 1.5442 | 0.04567 | 226 | 128 | 73 | 25 |
252 | Of course, I hate it, but it keeps him out of the kitchen. | 1.5442 | 0.04777 | 226 | 133 | 63 | 30 |
253 | He's a lousy mechanic, but his shop has won 'Homiest Waiting Room' for five years running. | 1.5442 | 0.04785 | 215 | 124 | 65 | 26 |
254 | The lift gives us so much more floor space! | 1.5431 | 0.04689 | 197 | 108 | 71 | 18 |
255 | He said I’m much nicer than the guys at the shop. | 1.5429 | 0.04481 | 210 | 114 | 78 | 18 |
256 | Sweetheart, any updates on your return-to-office date? | 1.5429 | 0.05009 | 210 | 125 | 56 | 29 |
257 | On the plus side he's rarely late for dinner anymore. | 1.5422 | 0.04583 | 225 | 128 | 72 | 25 |
258 | He’s the only mechanic with a decent waiting room | 1.5417 | 0.04903 | 216 | 128 | 59 | 29 |
259 | And the best thing is, he can fit me in on Friday! | 1.5412 | 0.05068 | 194 | 113 | 57 | 24 |
260 | Atleast he didn't move back in with a liberal arts degree. | 1.5411 | 0.05111 | 207 | 125 | 52 | 30 |
261 | I put my foot down when it came to hanging up his collection of girly calendars. | 1.5408 | 0.05183 | 196 | 117 | 52 | 27 |
262 | He's the only mechanic we could find that makes house calls. | 1.5404 | 0.04991 | 198 | 115 | 59 | 24 |
263 | I was going to have him committed, but he does SUCH good work. | 1.5403 | 0.05126 | 211 | 129 | 50 | 32 |
264 | Well, it all started when I asked him to fix the radiator in the living room. | 1.5400 | 0.05005 | 200 | 117 | 58 | 25 |
265 | I don't mind Matt working from home. My last husband was a mortician. | 1.5398 | 0.04779 | 226 | 134 | 62 | 30 |
266 | When I heard you got a lift, Clare, this isn't quite what I was picturing. | 1.5392 | 0.04980 | 204 | 120 | 58 | 26 |
267 | I’d like to avoid stains. Please use the saucer. | 1.5392 | 0.04782 | 204 | 116 | 66 | 22 |
268 | Matt said my body needed work. Silly me, I thought he was a plastic surgeon. | 1.5392 | 0.04663 | 217 | 124 | 69 | 24 |
269 | He was just so jealous of me working from home... | 1.5392 | 0.04524 | 217 | 121 | 75 | 21 |
270 | It's like "Car Talk" meets "This Old House." | 1.5385 | 0.04819 | 221 | 131 | 61 | 29 |
271 | They told me it was a garage apartment with a lift. | 1.5373 | 0.04937 | 201 | 117 | 60 | 24 |
272 | I really love their new waiting area. | 1.5365 | 0.05056 | 192 | 112 | 57 | 23 |
273 | My husband's name is John, so I'm not sure who that is. | 1.5365 | 0.05215 | 192 | 115 | 51 | 26 |
274 | Well there’s your problem, the car is in the living room! | 1.5362 | 0.04830 | 207 | 120 | 63 | 24 |
275 | This is one of the nicer waiting rooms. | 1.5359 | 0.04891 | 209 | 123 | 60 | 26 |
276 | Honestly it was such a mess with the gas pumps we just got rid of them | 1.5356 | 0.04659 | 239 | 143 | 64 | 32 |
277 | I asked if I could get a lift home while my car was being repaired and things kind of escalated from there. | 1.5351 | 0.04625 | 228 | 133 | 68 | 27 |
278 | Between you and me, I'm about to blow a gasket. | 1.5348 | 0.05268 | 187 | 112 | 50 | 25 |
279 | He has always been stubborn. His choice was get vaccinated or work from home. | 1.5347 | 0.05258 | 202 | 125 | 46 | 31 |
280 | He said he wanted a lift, and I said yes. | 1.5347 | 0.05305 | 202 | 126 | 44 | 32 |
281 | When Matt said he was working from home, I assumed he meant HIS home. | 1.5337 | 0.04909 | 208 | 123 | 59 | 26 |
282 | The cleanup afterwards is a bit intense, but you just can't beat the convenience! | 1.5330 | 0.04599 | 227 | 132 | 69 | 26 |
283 | All I said was, you should get rid of the spare tire. | 1.5326 | 0.05499 | 184 | 114 | 42 | 28 |
284 | The waiting room has such a homey feel. | 1.5320 | 0.04852 | 203 | 118 | 62 | 23 |
285 | Matt seems so much happier working from home | 1.5317 | 0.05059 | 205 | 124 | 53 | 28 |
286 | Working from home saves him a fortune on commuting, all of which we spend on carpet cleaning | 1.5308 | 0.04764 | 211 | 123 | 64 | 24 |
287 | I begged him to get a hobby | 1.5304 | 0.04927 | 181 | 102 | 62 | 17 |
288 | The living room was my husband’s only option for his home business - our garage is still filled with rolls of toilet paper. | 1.5300 | 0.04757 | 217 | 128 | 63 | 26 |
289 | It was either work from home or wear a mask, and we chose freedom. | 1.5294 | 0.04779 | 221 | 132 | 61 | 28 |
290 | That's not even the weird part- he's an accountant. | 1.5291 | 0.05088 | 206 | 126 | 51 | 29 |
291 | Our garage is still filled with toilet paper" | 1.5288 | 0.05595 | 191 | 123 | 35 | 33 |
292 | On the plus side, he's home for dinner every night | 1.5280 | 0.04668 | 214 | 124 | 67 | 23 |
293 | Oh it's not so bad, Alice. My first husband was a proctologist | 1.5279 | 0.05364 | 197 | 124 | 42 | 31 |
294 | Matt’s business is really expanding. Would you believe he started out in the garage? | 1.5275 | 0.05127 | 218 | 138 | 45 | 35 |
295 | I know, most garage conversions typically go the other way. | 1.5275 | 0.05380 | 182 | 111 | 46 | 25 |
296 | I shouldn't complain because he use to be an elephant trainer. | 1.5274 | 0.04456 | 237 | 138 | 73 | 26 |
297 | We both asked for lifts last Christmas. | 1.5271 | 0.05193 | 203 | 126 | 47 | 30 |
298 | After this, he's going to try and fix our marriage. | 1.5269 | 0.05347 | 186 | 114 | 46 | 26 |
299 | Our accountant says we can write off the living room. | 1.5269 | 0.04833 | 186 | 105 | 64 | 17 |
300 | So I asked my gallery, “installation art sounds so fun - does anyone do it in oil”? | 1.5269 | 0.05507 | 186 | 117 | 40 | 29 |
301 | Just glad he’s not a work at home Undertaker. | 1.5258 | 0.05073 | 194 | 116 | 54 | 24 |
302 | It was his idea. Every time I'd bring it in the shop it just wouldn't make that sound. | 1.5257 | 0.05545 | 175 | 108 | 42 | 25 |
303 | He should be done in about a half hour. More coffee? | 1.5254 | 0.05258 | 177 | 105 | 51 | 21 |
304 | When mom moved into the garage, Matt moved into the living room. | 1.5254 | 0.05072 | 177 | 102 | 57 | 18 |
305 | Yes, there are some sacrifices in having him work from home. I do miss the piano...and the kids. | 1.5250 | 0.05059 | 200 | 121 | 53 | 26 |
306 | What about your husband, the proctologist. What does he bring home from work? | 1.5248 | 0.04972 | 202 | 121 | 56 | 25 |
307 | It's a messy hobby but it keeps him sober. | 1.5248 | 0.04972 | 202 | 121 | 56 | 25 |
308 | Sit,have a cup of tea . Don’t mind Matt; he’s working from home today. | 1.5241 | 0.05161 | 187 | 112 | 52 | 23 |
309 | I don't care what anyone else thinks, working from home can't end soon enough. | 1.5238 | 0.04946 | 210 | 130 | 51 | 29 |
310 | It's the differential that keeps us together. | 1.5236 | 0.04796 | 212 | 126 | 61 | 25 |
311 | On the upside, I canceled roadside assistance. | 1.5236 | 0.04743 | 191 | 108 | 66 | 17 |
312 | He's great...He still makes house calls. | 1.5236 | 0.04858 | 191 | 110 | 62 | 19 |
313 | This working-from-home thing’s got to end soon…right? | 1.5234 | 0.04808 | 214 | 128 | 60 | 26 |
314 | It looks like he's almost done with your realignment. More tea?" | 1.5233 | 0.05436 | 172 | 104 | 46 | 22 |
315 | He's definitely a homewrecker but I'm into auto eroticism. | 1.5231 | 0.05310 | 195 | 122 | 44 | 29 |
316 | Honestly, after a year and a half, I can hardly remember when he wasn’t working from home. | 1.5231 | 0.04949 | 195 | 115 | 58 | 22 |
317 | It's just so great to find one who makes house calls. | 1.5230 | 0.05389 | 174 | 105 | 47 | 22 |
318 | I think we made a mistake when we chose to home-school him. | 1.5229 | 0.04917 | 218 | 134 | 54 | 30 |
319 | "No, no, honey. Use the 7mm spanner." | 1.5226 | 0.04927 | 199 | 118 | 58 | 23 |
320 | We wrote off the mortgage as a business expense. | 1.5224 | 0.05041 | 201 | 122 | 53 | 26 |
321 | Oh, this is nothing. He used to be an aircraft mechanic. | 1.5220 | 0.05210 | 182 | 109 | 51 | 22 |
322 | It's a Saab Story | 1.5220 | 0.05062 | 182 | 109 | 52 | 21 |
323 | He's still working from home. | 1.5217 | 0.05024 | 207 | 127 | 52 | 28 |
324 | I love this open concept mixed-use space. | 1.5217 | 0.04834 | 207 | 123 | 60 | 24 |
325 | When Matty was little we got him an Erector Set and he has just blossomed ever since. We’re so proud! | 1.5215 | 0.05402 | 186 | 116 | 43 | 27 |
326 | So I said to him, "What's the point of buying a house with a lift in the living room if you're never going to use it?" | 1.5213 | 0.05358 | 188 | 117 | 44 | 27 |
327 | We should have bought the house next door - it has a garage. | 1.5211 | 0.04990 | 190 | 112 | 57 | 21 |
328 | If you can recommend a great carpet shampoo I'd be forever grateful | 1.5211 | 0.05208 | 190 | 116 | 49 | 25 |
329 | So when I got to work from home he said he wanted to do that too and I said “like that could happen”…… | 1.5211 | 0.05100 | 190 | 114 | 53 | 23 |
330 | It just started off as roleplaying in the bedroom, but Matt has really turned it into a career. | 1.5207 | 0.05636 | 169 | 105 | 40 | 24 |
331 | I don't complain about the cars in the living room and he doesn't mention the bodies in the garage. | 1.5205 | 0.05461 | 171 | 104 | 45 | 22 |
332 | He is so much more practical than a pandemic puppy. | 1.5205 | 0.05523 | 171 | 105 | 43 | 23 |
333 | He does his best work in the bedroom. | 1.5205 | 0.05333 | 171 | 102 | 49 | 20 |
334 | My husband said it's only fair that he gets to work from home, too. | 1.5202 | 0.04946 | 198 | 118 | 57 | 23 |
335 | I met him on Angie's List. | 1.5200 | 0.05366 | 175 | 106 | 47 | 22 |
336 | He's just started bringing his work home. | 1.5191 | 0.05304 | 183 | 112 | 47 | 24 |
337 | Matt, honey, your mother has to be going soon. | 1.5187 | 0.05106 | 187 | 112 | 53 | 22 |
338 | I was amazed to find a mechanic that makes house calls. | 1.5181 | 0.05178 | 166 | 96 | 54 | 16 |
339 | I'm just happy the car won't fit through the bedroom door. | 1.5179 | 0.05271 | 168 | 99 | 51 | 18 |
340 | He's not much of a mechanic, but it's the nicest waiting room I've ever been in and the coffee's great! | 1.5178 | 0.04752 | 197 | 114 | 64 | 19 |
341 | Sure he can fix the sedan in the living room, but the faucet in the bath has been dripping for six months. | 1.5156 | 0.05062 | 192 | 116 | 53 | 23 |
342 | I didn’t think I’d ever say this, but I preferred his sourdough phase. | 1.5155 | 0.05282 | 194 | 122 | 44 | 28 |
343 | So I said, 'Matt, if you hate the commute, then try working from home.' | 1.5152 | 0.04842 | 198 | 117 | 60 | 21 |
344 | The work from home option is working out really well for us. | 1.5152 | 0.05272 | 165 | 97 | 51 | 17 |
345 | -“That’s his side of the living-room!-“ | 1.5152 | 0.05130 | 165 | 95 | 55 | 15 |
346 | The WFH lifestyle isn't for everyone, but he's really embraced it." | 1.5148 | 0.05043 | 169 | 97 | 57 | 15 |
347 | Matt's so much happier since he's been working from home. | 1.5148 | 0.05249 | 169 | 100 | 51 | 18 |
348 | The waiting room is much better here. | 1.5146 | 0.05204 | 171 | 101 | 52 | 18 |
349 | The home office tax deduction is worth the mess. | 1.5138 | 0.05054 | 181 | 107 | 55 | 19 |
350 | We also rent out the bedroom to Jerry's Mattress. | 1.5135 | 0.05261 | 185 | 114 | 47 | 24 |
351 | It took us a while to decide between granite countertops or the hydraulic lift | 1.5134 | 0.05273 | 187 | 116 | 46 | 25 |
352 | Other than our apartment is on the fourth floor we love that he can work from home. | 1.5132 | 0.04897 | 189 | 111 | 59 | 19 |
353 | Matt doesn't have an actual garage, but he does make house calls. | 1.5128 | 0.05004 | 195 | 118 | 54 | 23 |
354 | The one upside of the pandemic is he gets to work from home. | 1.5124 | 0.04892 | 201 | 121 | 57 | 23 |
355 | We told our son to get a job or move out. | 1.5122 | 0.05435 | 164 | 99 | 46 | 19 |
356 | It’s Matt’s Garage, we just live in it. | 1.5120 | 0.05318 | 166 | 99 | 49 | 18 |
357 | Due to COVID Matt's working at home now. | 1.5120 | 0.05249 | 166 | 98 | 51 | 17 |
358 | Everyone kept telling him yo get a hobby, so he got one. | 1.5119 | 0.05135 | 168 | 98 | 54 | 16 |
359 | Long as you have internet and a hydraulic lift, anyone can work from home these days. | 1.5118 | 0.05159 | 170 | 100 | 53 | 17 |
360 | It’s a mess but I love the rental income. | 1.5118 | 0.05358 | 170 | 103 | 47 | 20 |
361 | ANYONE can just buy a piece of art and hang it on the wall, but performance art...! | 1.5115 | 0.05266 | 174 | 105 | 49 | 20 |
362 | You should lower it a little,Dear. | 1.5114 | 0.05283 | 176 | 107 | 48 | 21 |
363 | The strange thing is, we don’t know who the hell Matt is. | 1.5114 | 0.05222 | 176 | 106 | 50 | 20 |
364 | He's handy in other rooms too. | 1.5114 | 0.05096 | 176 | 104 | 54 | 18 |
365 | This way there's a home office deduction. | 1.5111 | 0.04951 | 180 | 105 | 58 | 17 |
366 | I'm just glad he isn't a proctologist. | 1.5109 | 0.05557 | 184 | 119 | 36 | 29 |
367 | Yes, my husband is working from home too, and he's a policeman. | 1.5108 | 0.05457 | 186 | 119 | 39 | 28 |
368 | He always loved the idea of working from home.” | 1.5106 | 0.05031 | 188 | 113 | 54 | 21 |
369 | Well at least he has stopped playing golf | 1.5106 | 0.05252 | 188 | 117 | 46 | 25 |
370 | I can’t wait for Matt to go back to the office. | 1.5106 | 0.05031 | 188 | 113 | 54 | 21 |
371 | Our role-play gets more and more complicated with age. | 1.5104 | 0.05008 | 192 | 116 | 54 | 22 |
372 | So you see him too? | 1.5095 | 0.04926 | 210 | 130 | 53 | 27 |
373 | He was looking for the dipstick; I told him my husband is not home. | 1.5093 | 0.05650 | 161 | 100 | 40 | 21 |
374 | But it does at least leave room in the garage for my car. | 1.5091 | 0.05479 | 165 | 101 | 44 | 20 |
375 | I don’t mind, as long as he cleans up his toys at the end of the day. | 1.5090 | 0.05430 | 167 | 102 | 45 | 20 |
376 | He may be handy, but try to get him to change a light bulb. | 1.5089 | 0.05316 | 169 | 102 | 48 | 19 |
377 | We get to spend so much more time together since his company started a work-from-home policy. | 1.5089 | 0.05044 | 169 | 98 | 56 | 15 |
378 | . At least we can deduct the dining room as his home office | 1.5087 | 0.05028 | 173 | 101 | 56 | 16 |
379 | Our living room and garage are an open concept design. | 1.5083 | 0.05407 | 181 | 114 | 42 | 25 |
380 | Well, of course, he's working from home. Doesn't everyone? | 1.5082 | 0.05074 | 183 | 110 | 53 | 20 |
381 | You know what i find odd? His name’s Pete. | 1.5082 | 0.05361 | 183 | 115 | 43 | 25 |
382 | I think he misunderstood me when I said I needed work done in the living room. | 1.5074 | 0.04857 | 203 | 123 | 57 | 23 |
383 | Oh, that old thing? | 1.5065 | 0.05698 | 154 | 95 | 40 | 19 |
384 | I’m just happy he gave up politics. | 1.5065 | 0.05392 | 154 | 91 | 48 | 15 |
385 | He's vaccinated, so I said it was fine. | 1.5065 | 0.05547 | 154 | 93 | 44 | 17 |
386 | We get to spend a lot more time together since he started working from home! | 1.5064 | 0.05022 | 156 | 98 | 41 | 17 |
387 | So after he passed away, I had him stuffed and placed in his natural habitat. Just like the Museum of Natural History! | 1.5063 | 0.05802 | 158 | 100 | 36 | 22 |
388 | It keeps them both off the street. | 1.5062 | 0.05890 | 162 | 105 | 32 | 25 |
389 | Did I mention Matt is working from home now? | 1.5060 | 0.05652 | 166 | 105 | 38 | 23 |
390 | We're gentrifying, but we left him here for a touch of authenticity | 1.5060 | 0.05387 | 166 | 101 | 46 | 19 |
391 | The noise and grease don't bother me, but it's not easy getting the car down the stairs. | 1.5060 | 0.05180 | 166 | 98 | 52 | 16 |
392 | The feng shui felt off so I moved the couch set around and had the tires rotated. | 1.5060 | 0.05340 | 168 | 102 | 47 | 19 |
393 | I hid the carburetor in the freezer, as a little joke to myself | 1.5059 | 0.05612 | 170 | 108 | 38 | 24 |
394 | When Matt said he was going to retire, I expected something else. | 1.5059 | 0.05293 | 170 | 103 | 48 | 19 |
395 | It has gotten better since he gave up his mortuary business | 1.5058 | 0.05501 | 172 | 108 | 41 | 23 |
396 | It's very impressive but ask him to empty the dishwasher and see how long it takes. | 1.5057 | 0.05267 | 174 | 106 | 48 | 20 |
397 | I hope this COVID remote working thing ends soon. | 1.5057 | 0.04873 | 174 | 100 | 60 | 14 |
398 | My husband has no idea: he thinks Matt is our mechanic! | 1.5057 | 0.05453 | 174 | 109 | 42 | 23 |
399 | It's *concierge* garage service - of course they clean up after themselves. | 1.5055 | 0.04850 | 182 | 106 | 60 | 16 |
400 | Right....this IS the garage...I spruced it up so I could spend more time with Matt | 1.5055 | 0.05212 | 182 | 112 | 48 | 22 |
401 | You know, I had my doubts, but this work from home thing seems to be turning out well. | 1.5055 | 0.05154 | 182 | 111 | 50 | 21 |
402 | When I asked him to do more work around the house, this wasn’t what I had in mind. | 1.5054 | 0.05170 | 184 | 113 | 49 | 22 |
403 | At least he's over that sour-dough crap." | 1.5053 | 0.05368 | 190 | 122 | 40 | 28 |
404 | Well…we started listening to reruns of ‘Car Talk’ a few weeks ago and now… | 1.5033 | 0.05469 | 151 | 90 | 46 | 15 |
405 | I love the smell of brake fluid in the morning. | 1.5033 | 0.05496 | 153 | 92 | 45 | 16 |
406 | We're so happy Ikea sells cars now! | 1.5033 | 0.05801 | 153 | 96 | 37 | 20 |
407 | I told you Matt has the nicest waiting room in the business! | 1.5031 | 0.05320 | 163 | 98 | 48 | 17 |
408 | It’s worth the tax deduction. | 1.5031 | 0.05320 | 163 | 98 | 48 | 17 |
409 | He’s just so much happier now that he doesn’t have to commute. | 1.5031 | 0.05320 | 163 | 98 | 48 | 17 |
410 | On the plus side, I have a great reason not to dust anymore. | 1.5030 | 0.05203 | 165 | 98 | 51 | 16 |
411 | Did I tell you there's LSD in the tea? | 1.5030 | 0.05678 | 165 | 105 | 37 | 23 |
412 | We tried to fire him, but he's union. | 1.5030 | 0.05496 | 167 | 104 | 42 | 21 |
413 | Oh, I love having him around more, but working remotely hasn’t been perfect. | 1.5029 | 0.05138 | 171 | 102 | 52 | 17 |
414 | It all started with a train set. | 1.5029 | 0.05118 | 175 | 105 | 52 | 18 |
415 | I don’t know why people say it’s so hard to have a car in the city. | 1.5028 | 0.05055 | 181 | 109 | 53 | 19 |
416 | The hardest part was getting the car up the stairs. | 1.5027 | 0.05527 | 183 | 119 | 36 | 28 |
417 | He works from home three days a week now. | 1.5027 | 0.05092 | 185 | 113 | 51 | 21 |
418 | Matt refuses to wear a mask, so he has to work from home | 1.5027 | 0.05328 | 187 | 119 | 42 | 26 |
419 | It was either that or starting his own podcast… | 1.5026 | 0.04804 | 191 | 113 | 60 | 18 |
420 | I had to. He let me put my beauty shop in the basement. | 1.5000 | 0.05129 | 194 | 122 | 47 | 25 |
421 | I had a Groupon. | 1.5000 | 0.05436 | 164 | 101 | 44 | 19 |
422 | I have a very particular fetish and the means to make it happen. | 1.5000 | 0.05183 | 172 | 104 | 50 | 18 |
423 | At first it was just a harmless man cave | 1.5000 | 0.04767 | 176 | 101 | 62 | 13 |
424 | Private chefs are so passé. It’s all about private mechanics, now. | 1.5000 | 0.05455 | 166 | 103 | 43 | 20 |
425 | I know it's a little messy, but he pays the rent on time. | 1.5000 | 0.04895 | 162 | 92 | 59 | 11 |
426 | We love working from home! Mondays and Fridays I use the space for my colonoscopy practice! | 1.5000 | 0.05949 | 148 | 94 | 34 | 20 |
427 | I love Matt's waiting room. I feel right at home. | 1.5000 | 0.05329 | 174 | 108 | 45 | 21 |
428 | He's happier working from home! | 1.5000 | 0.04797 | 178 | 103 | 61 | 14 |
429 | So...you converted the garage into a rental? | 1.5000 | 0.05092 | 170 | 101 | 53 | 16 |
430 | I know, but I'm a sucker for a man in uniform. | 1.5000 | 0.04998 | 206 | 130 | 49 | 27 |
431 | One day Matt said, "I'll check your brakes anytime", and I knew it was love. | 1.5000 | 0.05303 | 156 | 95 | 45 | 16 |
432 | We were so thrilled when we finally got word that Matt could start working from home. | 1.5000 | 0.05180 | 166 | 99 | 51 | 16 |
433 | He never used to bring his work home. | 1.4971 | 0.05029 | 173 | 103 | 54 | 16 |
434 | On the plus side, his commute is much shorter. | 1.4971 | 0.04933 | 171 | 100 | 57 | 14 |
435 | It's only until he can find a place of his own. | 1.4970 | 0.05087 | 167 | 99 | 53 | 15 |
436 | Now that he’s gotten used to it, he loves working from home! | 1.4970 | 0.05203 | 165 | 99 | 50 | 16 |
437 | Next week he's got a Greyhound bus. | 1.4969 | 0.05391 | 163 | 100 | 45 | 18 |
438 | It’s my fault Evelyn. I kept telling him he needed a hobby. I was hoping for something like stamp collecting, but…. | 1.4969 | 0.04958 | 159 | 91 | 57 | 11 |
439 | If only he could dismantle my undercarriage like that | 1.4968 | 0.05816 | 155 | 99 | 35 | 21 |
440 | I love that Matt’s Garage has upgraded the waiting room seating! . | 1.4968 | 0.05596 | 155 | 96 | 41 | 18 |
441 | Well, it's why we rent. | 1.4966 | 0.05882 | 145 | 91 | 36 | 18 |
442 | Thanks to COVID—this is our ‘make-a-living’ room. | 1.4943 | 0.05453 | 174 | 111 | 40 | 23 |
443 | That’s the downside to adopting a highway. | 1.4941 | 0.05674 | 170 | 111 | 34 | 25 |
444 | He said his working from home would give me a lift. | 1.4940 | 0.05472 | 168 | 106 | 41 | 21 |
445 | I know Google started out in a garage but this just feels a little extreme. | 1.4940 | 0.05340 | 168 | 104 | 45 | 19 |
446 | I thought he was joking about the whole work from home thing | 1.4940 | 0.05340 | 168 | 104 | 45 | 19 |
447 | I know! But Matt explained the terrific write offs for home-based businesses. | 1.4940 | 0.05319 | 166 | 102 | 46 | 18 |
448 | This is the nicest waiting room I've been in | 1.4940 | 0.05387 | 166 | 103 | 44 | 19 |
449 | His other coveralls are Matt's Carpet Cleaning. | 1.4938 | 0.05624 | 162 | 103 | 38 | 21 |
450 | No, no, it’s great having Matt working from home now! One of covid’s blessings. | 1.4938 | 0.05344 | 162 | 99 | 46 | 17 |
451 | It’s just his hobby. Actually he is a gynecologist. | 1.4937 | 0.05517 | 158 | 98 | 42 | 18 |
452 | I learn so much just watching him. A lesson in basic car maintenance, and a colorful, expanded vocabulary... | 1.4936 | 0.05716 | 156 | 99 | 37 | 20 |
453 | He can rotate my tires any day. | 1.4935 | 0.05470 | 154 | 94 | 44 | 16 |
454 | Matt actually finds this more satisfying than his old brain surgery job. | 1.4934 | 0.05754 | 152 | 96 | 37 | 19 |
455 | I'm not sure about Matt. But the car's a keeper. | 1.4932 | 0.05631 | 148 | 91 | 41 | 16 |
456 | The great thing is we can declare both the hoist and the replacement carpeting as business expenses! | 1.4932 | 0.05519 | 146 | 88 | 44 | 14 |
457 | Do I need a key to use your bathroom? | 1.4932 | 0.05688 | 146 | 90 | 40 | 16 |
458 | We're on our fifty-ninth maid. | 1.4915 | 0.06340 | 118 | 73 | 32 | 13 |
459 | I can't tell what's going to be harder to fix- that car or our marriage. | 1.4914 | 0.05053 | 175 | 106 | 52 | 17 |
460 | Of course, Matt has been working from home a few days a week | 1.4914 | 0.04921 | 175 | 104 | 56 | 15 |
461 | I love this decor in their waiting room. | 1.4913 | 0.05476 | 173 | 111 | 39 | 23 |
462 | I know!!! What mechanic makes house calls…? | 1.4912 | 0.05335 | 171 | 107 | 44 | 20 |
463 | He's always wanted to work from home | 1.4910 | 0.05721 | 167 | 112 | 29 | 26 |
464 | No, it's not the pandemic. He just got tired of commuting. | 1.4910 | 0.05227 | 167 | 102 | 48 | 17 |
465 | Last year was really tough for us until Matt figured out the work-from-home thing. | 1.4910 | 0.05295 | 167 | 103 | 46 | 18 |
466 | You wouldn't believe how many new words I've learned. | 1.4908 | 0.05926 | 163 | 109 | 28 | 26 |
467 | Yes, he’s been working from home these days. | 1.4904 | 0.05542 | 157 | 98 | 41 | 18 |
468 | I made the mistake of telling my husband that I love to watch him fix things. | 1.4903 | 0.05208 | 155 | 92 | 50 | 13 |
469 | I’ve heard of motor homes, but this is ridiculous! | 1.4901 | 0.05387 | 151 | 91 | 46 | 14 |
470 | He has a tendency to bring his work home with him | 1.4901 | 0.05628 | 151 | 94 | 40 | 17 |
471 | It keeps him out of the kitchen. | 1.4899 | 0.05439 | 149 | 90 | 45 | 14 |
472 | When he said he was putting in a lift, I assumed he meant an elevator. | 1.4898 | 0.05741 | 147 | 92 | 38 | 17 |
473 | Do you think he’s married ? | 1.4898 | 0.05741 | 147 | 92 | 38 | 17 |
474 | He's got to work from home, and it was either this, or clean out the garage. | 1.4897 | 0.05800 | 145 | 91 | 37 | 17 |
475 | He gets one new part each week with the magazine. | 1.4895 | 0.05860 | 143 | 90 | 36 | 17 |
476 | He's the only one who still makes house-calls. | 1.4894 | 0.05478 | 141 | 84 | 45 | 12 |
477 | All of his friends are working from home so it seemed like a good idea. | 1.4894 | 0.05749 | 141 | 87 | 39 | 15 |
478 | Ill be happy when he’s no longer working from home. | 1.4894 | 0.05922 | 141 | 89 | 35 | 17 |
479 | This Stainlifter carpet demo is very thorough! | 1.4892 | 0.06158 | 139 | 90 | 30 | 19 |
480 | Trust me, this is a huge improvement over his previous interest in home butchering | 1.4891 | 0.05226 | 184 | 117 | 44 | 23 |
481 | When Matt said he was going to work from home during the pandemic, I was dubious. But I think he's pulling it off. | 1.4885 | 0.04941 | 174 | 104 | 55 | 15 |
482 | He does boats in the bathroom. | 1.4878 | 0.05504 | 164 | 104 | 40 | 20 |
483 | He’s the only auto mechanic that makes house calls. | 1.4875 | 0.05465 | 160 | 100 | 42 | 18 |
484 | We didn’t know how this work from home was gonna go down, but we’re making it work. | 1.4873 | 0.05589 | 158 | 100 | 39 | 19 |
485 | I thought your husband's name was Larry. | 1.4868 | 0.05903 | 152 | 99 | 32 | 21 |
486 | Working from home has given us all a lift! | 1.4868 | 0.05600 | 152 | 95 | 40 | 17 |
487 | I'd rather he didn't bring his work home on the weekend, but at least I know where he is. | 1.4867 | 0.05158 | 150 | 88 | 51 | 11 |
488 | Matthew and I are connecting so much better now he's working from home. "Remember darling, righty-tighty, lefty-losey!" | 1.4867 | 0.05245 | 150 | 89 | 49 | 12 |
489 | With such a shortage of skilled workers, he was able to negotiate working from home three days a week. | 1.4867 | 0.05494 | 150 | 92 | 43 | 15 |
490 | Who's Matt? | 1.4865 | 0.05948 | 148 | 96 | 32 | 20 |
491 | This better not end up in The New Yorker with our house looking like this.... | 1.4865 | 0.06025 | 148 | 97 | 30 | 21 |
492 | This dealership makes you feel right at home. | 1.4863 | 0.05165 | 146 | 85 | 51 | 10 |
493 | It's ok, the car pit cleaners are coming tomorrow. | 1.4860 | 0.04970 | 179 | 109 | 53 | 17 |
494 | Who knew he made house calls? | 1.4859 | 0.05541 | 142 | 86 | 43 | 13 |
495 | When I told my boyfriend he could bring his work home, I didn’t know he was a car mechanic. | 1.4859 | 0.05070 | 142 | 81 | 53 | 8 |
496 | Now that it's together, I'm not sure how we're getting it out | 1.4859 | 0.05718 | 142 | 88 | 39 | 15 |
497 | Yes, he's odd. But the sex is hydraulic! | 1.4859 | 0.05137 | 177 | 110 | 48 | 19 |
498 | We've started roleplaying to spice things up. | 1.4855 | 0.05224 | 173 | 108 | 46 | 19 |
499 | When he said he was going to start working from home, I didn’t picture this… | 1.4855 | 0.06105 | 138 | 89 | 31 | 18 |
500 | He fixed my marriage, too. | 1.4854 | 0.05334 | 171 | 108 | 43 | 20 |
501 | I'm just glad he gave up on the guitar. | 1.4854 | 0.05586 | 171 | 112 | 35 | 24 |
502 | I'm so glad to have Matt working from home | 1.4853 | 0.05810 | 136 | 84 | 38 | 14 |
503 | Ah, work-from-home. I'm just glad he isn't a surgeon. | 1.4852 | 0.05181 | 169 | 104 | 48 | 17 |
504 | When they said at home repairs I didn't think they meant inside. | 1.4848 | 0.05410 | 165 | 104 | 42 | 19 |
505 | And to think I was worried he would be in my way when he retired. | 1.4848 | 0.05272 | 165 | 102 | 46 | 17 |
506 | On the bright side, he's never on Zoom. | 1.4844 | 0.05168 | 192 | 124 | 43 | 25 |
507 | Matt is making all his unvaccinated staff work from home. | 1.4843 | 0.05417 | 159 | 99 | 43 | 17 |
508 | I find it’s less expensive to just have him here full time. | 1.4837 | 0.05295 | 153 | 95 | 43 | 15 |
509 | The realtor said that the house had a one car garage. It's not quite what I was expecting but at least I get 15% off on all repairs. | 1.4837 | 0.05495 | 153 | 95 | 42 | 16 |
510 | When my car hit 100,000 miles, I figured it was time to take our relationship to the next level. | 1.4834 | 0.05705 | 151 | 96 | 37 | 18 |
511 | It all started when his brothers bragged, they get to work from home. | 1.4833 | 0.05012 | 180 | 111 | 51 | 18 |
512 | He was given the option of working remotely. | 1.4830 | 0.05230 | 147 | 87 | 49 | 11 |
513 | We have an understanding, the bedroom is strictly for parts. | 1.4830 | 0.05658 | 147 | 92 | 39 | 16 |
514 | All I said was, 'My place, or yours?' | 1.4830 | 0.05575 | 147 | 91 | 41 | 15 |
515 | I think I see the problem: You have a car in your living room. | 1.4828 | 0.06120 | 145 | 96 | 28 | 21 |
516 | Fabulous what you can do with an open floor plan. | 1.4828 | 0.04940 | 174 | 105 | 54 | 15 |
517 | I misunderstood when he said he wanted to re-tire | 1.4826 | 0.05437 | 172 | 111 | 39 | 22 |
518 | I’ll admit I was skeptical at first, but this extended car warranty has totally changed my life. | 1.4824 | 0.05357 | 170 | 108 | 42 | 20 |
519 | Oh, he can fix anything. But, I can't get him to put the toilet seat back down. | 1.4823 | 0.05835 | 141 | 89 | 36 | 16 |
520 | Matt is still looking for his life-work balance. | 1.4823 | 0.05747 | 141 | 88 | 38 | 15 |
521 | It’s working out just fine. Every now and then I need to run out and buy a gasket , or something, that’s all. | 1.4820 | 0.05437 | 139 | 83 | 45 | 11 |
522 | The onesie was my idea. | 1.4815 | 0.05414 | 162 | 102 | 42 | 18 |
523 | ... so they all threatened to quit if they couldn't work from home and management had no choice. | 1.4812 | 0.05168 | 160 | 97 | 49 | 14 |
524 | And he's picked up a side hustle in carpet cleaning. | 1.4810 | 0.05367 | 158 | 98 | 44 | 16 |
525 | We just love the Concierge Economy. In fact, Bill's in the kitchen right now having Lasik. | 1.4810 | 0.05659 | 158 | 102 | 36 | 20 |
526 | Wait ‘til you see the bathroom, he has a side business in there. | 1.4808 | 0.05340 | 156 | 96 | 45 | 15 |
527 | I know it's an awful mess, but I'm not saying a word. Do you know how hard it is to find one who actually makes house calls? | 1.4808 | 0.05567 | 156 | 99 | 39 | 18 |
528 | Having Matt working from home has brought us so much closer together. | 1.4805 | 0.05148 | 154 | 92 | 50 | 12 |
529 | Frankly, I wish they wouldn’t let him work from home | 1.4805 | 0.05621 | 154 | 98 | 38 | 18 |
530 | Yes, working from home has been hard on Matt, but it’s been even harder on the carpet. | 1.4803 | 0.05520 | 152 | 95 | 41 | 16 |
531 | He hopes to keep working from home after the pandemic ends. | 1.4800 | 0.05493 | 150 | 93 | 42 | 15 |
532 | We decided to give this work-from-home thing a shot. | 1.4800 | 0.05493 | 150 | 93 | 42 | 15 |
533 | At least I know he’s not at a bar. | 1.4797 | 0.05710 | 148 | 94 | 37 | 17 |
534 | What I really hate is when he leaves his dirty socks on the floor. | 1.4795 | 0.05930 | 146 | 95 | 32 | 19 |
535 | It was either work from home or live at work. We chose the latter. | 1.4793 | 0.05042 | 169 | 103 | 51 | 15 |
536 | It only took us 25 years to realize that this is our shared fantasy. | 1.4792 | 0.05572 | 144 | 89 | 41 | 14 |
537 | He’s been so much happier since he started working at home. | 1.4790 | 0.05225 | 167 | 104 | 46 | 17 |
538 | It’s called “man at work” and sold as a piece of contemporary art, but I find it very retro…. | 1.4789 | 0.05973 | 142 | 92 | 32 | 18 |
539 | We've converted the garage into a family room. | 1.4786 | 0.05777 | 140 | 88 | 37 | 15 |
540 | And best of all, there are no more oil spills in the driveway. | 1.4786 | 0.06122 | 140 | 92 | 29 | 19 |
541 | This mechanic shop has a really nice waiting area | 1.4786 | 0.05687 | 140 | 87 | 39 | 14 |
542 | And it makes the whole house tax-deductible as a business expense! | 1.4783 | 0.06016 | 138 | 89 | 32 | 17 |
543 | It was either that or learning to play bagpipes | 1.4783 | 0.05838 | 138 | 87 | 36 | 15 |
544 | So when the policy also covered carpet damage, we just couldn't resist. | 1.4774 | 0.05364 | 155 | 96 | 44 | 15 |
545 | He has the loveliest waiting area. | 1.4773 | 0.06033 | 132 | 84 | 33 | 15 |
546 | His boss said he could work from home as long as the work got done . | 1.4773 | 0.05157 | 176 | 111 | 46 | 19 |
547 | It was just cheaper to have him move in. | 1.4768 | 0.05703 | 151 | 97 | 36 | 18 |
548 | At the very least, it’s been keeping him out of the kitchen.” | 1.4767 | 0.05180 | 172 | 108 | 46 | 18 |
549 | Lockdown hasn’t slowed my Matty down at all. | 1.4765 | 0.05601 | 149 | 94 | 39 | 16 |
550 | He provides free bedside assistance. | 1.4765 | 0.06067 | 149 | 100 | 27 | 22 |
551 | We are happier since we brought our home to his work | 1.4762 | 0.05201 | 168 | 105 | 46 | 17 |
552 | He's the only one who makes house calls. | 1.4759 | 0.05278 | 145 | 87 | 47 | 11 |
553 | Working remotely has been perfect for Matt. | 1.4759 | 0.05278 | 145 | 87 | 47 | 11 |
554 | He started virtually. | 1.4750 | 0.05674 | 160 | 105 | 34 | 21 |
555 | It's so nice having Matt home during the day. | 1.4748 | 0.05435 | 139 | 84 | 44 | 11 |
556 | I was so delighted to find a mechanic who makes house calls! | 1.4748 | 0.05806 | 139 | 88 | 36 | 15 |
557 | Our other car is in the shop | 1.4748 | 0.05806 | 139 | 88 | 36 | 15 |
558 | Isn't he dreamy? We matched on Fendr.com and I haven't looked in the rear view mirror since! | 1.4747 | 0.05440 | 158 | 100 | 41 | 17 |
559 | He'll never go back to the garage after Covid is over. | 1.4744 | 0.05491 | 156 | 99 | 40 | 17 |
560 | You should see the garage... | 1.4741 | 0.06205 | 135 | 89 | 28 | 18 |
561 | I took the platinum plan for Roadside Assistance | 1.4741 | 0.06025 | 135 | 87 | 32 | 16 |
562 | I got him from Angie’s list | 1.4741 | 0.05743 | 135 | 84 | 38 | 13 |
563 | Matt's trade school has been giving him a lot of homework lately. | 1.4740 | 0.05543 | 154 | 98 | 39 | 17 |
564 | Seems like only yesterday I watched Matty build his model cars there on the dining room table. | 1.4737 | 0.05518 | 152 | 96 | 40 | 16 |
565 | Oh my Matt? He’s still working from home. | 1.4737 | 0.05108 | 152 | 91 | 50 | 11 |
566 | The pandemic has been difficult, but it's nice that Matt can work from home. | 1.4734 | 0.04970 | 169 | 103 | 52 | 14 |
567 | I love a garage that makes house calls. | 1.4733 | 0.05572 | 150 | 95 | 39 | 16 |
568 | Matt has been bringing his work home with him for years. | 1.4733 | 0.05491 | 150 | 94 | 41 | 15 |
569 | A home office can be disturbing, but we manage. | 1.4732 | 0.05944 | 112 | 67 | 37 | 8 |
570 | They don't really grow, only their toys get bigger. | 1.4731 | 0.05492 | 167 | 109 | 37 | 21 |
571 | Well yes, we had always hoped Matthew would have taken up the piano instead... | 1.4730 | 0.05290 | 148 | 90 | 46 | 12 |
572 | He finally got his bearings. | 1.4730 | 0.05788 | 148 | 96 | 34 | 18 |
573 | This is where we usually have our coffee,.. in the brake room. | 1.4729 | 0.05400 | 129 | 76 | 45 | 8 |
574 | When Matt signed up for the MasterClass I was worried he wouldn't stick with it. | 1.4729 | 0.05727 | 129 | 79 | 39 | 11 |
575 | But at least he doesn't have that awful cummute anymore. | 1.4724 | 0.06002 | 127 | 80 | 34 | 13 |
576 | Everybody in the building uses him | 1.4722 | 0.05909 | 144 | 94 | 32 | 18 |
577 | Matt used to work for the circus, but I got so tired of addressing the elephant in the room. | 1.4720 | 0.06178 | 125 | 80 | 31 | 14 |
578 | I can't get mine to help around the house at all. | 1.4720 | 0.05965 | 125 | 78 | 35 | 12 |
579 | Yes, you really must get one. I don't know how I survived with just the gardener, cleaner, and decorator" | 1.4718 | 0.05887 | 142 | 92 | 33 | 17 |
580 | We bought the house sight unseen, then discovered it had no garage. | 1.4714 | 0.05685 | 140 | 88 | 38 | 14 |
581 | Yes, Matt works remotely… well, when parts are available. | 1.4714 | 0.05685 | 140 | 88 | 38 | 14 |
582 | I gave him the choice of doing the dishes once a week or building me a car from scratch. | 1.4710 | 0.05651 | 138 | 86 | 39 | 13 |
583 | Isn't this nicer than a dealership? | 1.4706 | 0.05806 | 136 | 86 | 36 | 14 |
584 | He used to want sex all the time. | 1.4706 | 0.05899 | 136 | 87 | 34 | 15 |
585 | I'm so happy he found a hobby. | 1.4706 | 0.05711 | 136 | 85 | 38 | 13 |
586 | Well, he asked me for a lift and that's what he got. | 1.4702 | 0.05854 | 151 | 100 | 31 | 20 |
587 | Matt has really adjusted well to working from home. | 1.4701 | 0.05369 | 134 | 80 | 45 | 9 |
588 | Matt finally achieved work-life balance. | 1.4701 | 0.06149 | 134 | 88 | 29 | 17 |
589 | I really didn't think he would take things so literally when we talked about working from home. | 1.4697 | 0.05735 | 132 | 82 | 38 | 12 |
590 | Click and clack said, "let him have a hobby; what could it hurt?" | 1.4697 | 0.05735 | 132 | 82 | 38 | 12 |
591 | We starting watching the DIY channel--and one thing led to another. | 1.4697 | 0.05530 | 132 | 80 | 42 | 10 |
592 | Its a performance art-piece we picked up....I quite like it. | 1.4694 | 0.05571 | 147 | 93 | 39 | 15 |
593 | Turns out he hated investment banking. | 1.4692 | 0.05589 | 130 | 79 | 41 | 10 |
594 | But really, is there EVER a perfect time to change careers? | 1.4692 | 0.05900 | 130 | 82 | 35 | 13 |
595 | I thought he worked in Washington when he said "I grease the wheels" | 1.4692 | 0.06196 | 130 | 85 | 29 | 16 |
596 | When he said re-tired I was picturing Boca! | 1.4692 | 0.06099 | 130 | 84 | 31 | 15 |
597 | We're discovering working from home isn't for everyone. | 1.4688 | 0.05087 | 160 | 98 | 49 | 13 |
598 | it's a kit car he has been putting together for five years now. | 1.4684 | 0.04891 | 158 | 94 | 54 | 10 |
599 | Yes, Ann, the sculpture's nice, but was it really worth thirty million dollars? | 1.4683 | 0.06140 | 126 | 81 | 31 | 14 |
600 | I get to see Matt so much more now that he works from home. | 1.4681 | 0.05654 | 141 | 89 | 38 | 14 |
601 | Honestly, a 2 bedroom with attached garage did seem to good to be true” | 1.4681 | 0.05917 | 141 | 92 | 32 | 17 |
602 | At least he didn´t bring the calendar. | 1.4681 | 0.05654 | 141 | 89 | 38 | 14 |
603 | …other than that, he’s a great roommate. | 1.4681 | 0.05472 | 141 | 87 | 42 | 12 |
604 | Matt still has no idea of how I define "Rotating my Tires" | 1.4677 | 0.06106 | 124 | 79 | 32 | 13 |
605 | The carpet is destroyed, but it is nice having him around the house. | 1.4677 | 0.05775 | 124 | 76 | 38 | 10 |
606 | I thought he might be cheating, so I challenged him to bring his "extra work" home. | 1.4676 | 0.05713 | 139 | 88 | 37 | 14 |
607 | I would have worked from home too, but you know how messy murder can get. | 1.4676 | 0.05527 | 139 | 86 | 41 | 12 |
608 | It costs a bit extra, but I love that he makes house-calls. | 1.4676 | 0.05621 | 139 | 87 | 39 | 13 |
609 | Matt's so much more productive since he's been working from home. | 1.4676 | 0.05527 | 139 | 86 | 41 | 12 |
610 | The Air b&b DID say it was a garage apartment….. | 1.4676 | 0.05713 | 139 | 88 | 37 | 14 |
611 | Both of us working from home has been a bit of an adjustment. | 1.4676 | 0.05432 | 139 | 85 | 43 | 11 |
612 | I prefer this to his previous job as a mortician. | 1.4675 | 0.05541 | 154 | 99 | 38 | 17 |
613 | He's been so much happier working at home during the pandemic. | 1.4672 | 0.05584 | 137 | 85 | 40 | 12 |
614 | He says the lighting is better in the living room. | 1.4667 | 0.05065 | 150 | 90 | 50 | 10 |
615 | I suggested he find a hobby | 1.4667 | 0.05323 | 150 | 93 | 44 | 13 |
616 | When Matt said he could fix anything I asked him to move right in. | 1.4662 | 0.05200 | 148 | 90 | 47 | 11 |
617 | It’s not like he can just Zoom. | 1.4662 | 0.05625 | 148 | 95 | 37 | 16 |
618 | He's way more productive now that he doesn't have a commute. | 1.4662 | 0.05374 | 148 | 92 | 43 | 13 |
619 | The maid really hates it but it’s just so darn convenient! | 1.4662 | 0.05374 | 148 | 92 | 43 | 13 |
620 | He charges a bit more, but the service is exceptional. | 1.4653 | 0.05390 | 144 | 89 | 43 | 12 |
621 | It's much tidier than when he tried making sourdough! | 1.4651 | 0.06033 | 129 | 83 | 32 | 14 |
622 | But if you ask him to fix the kitchen sink he'll complain he doesn't have the right tools. | 1.4646 | 0.06304 | 127 | 84 | 27 | 16 |
623 | It's so great that his boss lets him work from home. | 1.4646 | 0.05567 | 127 | 77 | 41 | 9 |
624 | It's just a hobby, he said. | 1.4645 | 0.05513 | 155 | 100 | 38 | 17 |
625 | Sure,the couch is a nice touch. But the coffee here still stinks | 1.4640 | 0.06174 | 125 | 81 | 30 | 14 |
626 | Do you want a drink? He makes a great screwdriver. | 1.4640 | 0.06278 | 125 | 82 | 28 | 15 |
627 | Looking at the bright side, he always wanted to work from home. | 1.4638 | 0.05458 | 138 | 85 | 42 | 11 |
628 | I don't know how Matt got it in here, but I am very interested in seeing how he gets it out. | 1.4638 | 0.05648 | 138 | 87 | 38 | 13 |
629 | I gotta say, it's a lot less boring than watching baseball. | 1.4638 | 0.05648 | 138 | 87 | 38 | 13 |
630 | He and I had very different definitions of 'retired.' | 1.4632 | 0.05802 | 136 | 87 | 35 | 14 |
631 | ...and, he said all his work is done on premises | 1.4632 | 0.05414 | 136 | 83 | 43 | 10 |
632 | The pandemic has actually been great for Matt's dream of working from home. | 1.4631 | 0.05086 | 149 | 90 | 49 | 10 |
633 | My husband works from home too. | 1.4628 | 0.05873 | 121 | 75 | 36 | 10 |
634 | Honey, I told you to put your toys away before Linda arrives. | 1.4628 | 0.06215 | 121 | 78 | 30 | 13 |
635 | The divorce papers will be done remotely as well. | 1.4628 | 0.06325 | 121 | 79 | 28 | 14 |
636 | I’ve always loved that jumpsuit. | 1.4622 | 0.06061 | 119 | 75 | 33 | 11 |
637 | Oddly enough, this started in the kitchen with Matt making vinaigrette. | 1.4621 | 0.05732 | 132 | 83 | 37 | 12 |
638 | The hardest part is getting the car back down to the first floor. | 1.4621 | 0.05624 | 145 | 93 | 37 | 15 |
639 | He says if he can't fix the brakes, he'll give me a louder horn | 1.4620 | 0.05284 | 158 | 100 | 43 | 15 |
640 | I just love the waiting area so much. This is the fourth time this month I have had my brakes done. | 1.4615 | 0.06192 | 130 | 86 | 28 | 16 |
641 | My therapist was right. I DO feel closer to him now that I’ve taken an interest in his hobby. | 1.4615 | 0.05140 | 130 | 76 | 48 | 6 |
642 | You should see what we did with the kitchen. | 1.4609 | 0.06065 | 128 | 83 | 31 | 14 |
643 | COVID has made me wish I married that French chef.. | 1.4604 | 0.06149 | 139 | 94 | 26 | 19 |
644 | It is great that your husband works from home, my car is serviced when I come to see you! | 1.4603 | 0.05817 | 126 | 79 | 36 | 11 |
645 | Knocking down that wall really opened the place up. | 1.4603 | 0.06032 | 126 | 81 | 32 | 13 |
646 | Only mechanic in town that still makes house calls! | 1.4600 | 0.05320 | 150 | 94 | 43 | 13 |
647 | When he said he brings his work home, I just thought he couldn't get it off his mind. | 1.4600 | 0.05725 | 150 | 99 | 33 | 18 |
648 | Hold on a sec, Doris...Honey, the lug-nuts are in the pantry by the cereal. | 1.4599 | 0.05770 | 137 | 88 | 35 | 14 |
649 | When the landlord said gas and oil was included, Matt was sold. | 1.4599 | 0.05484 | 137 | 85 | 41 | 11 |
650 | The carpet? Oh, that is the least of my worries. | 1.4599 | 0.05770 | 137 | 88 | 35 | 14 |
651 | Matt was lucky , his boss let him work from home. | 1.4599 | 0.05770 | 137 | 88 | 35 | 14 |
652 | I love it when the male stripper act is so authentic | 1.4597 | 0.06102 | 124 | 80 | 31 | 13 |
653 | Since we've had to downsize, our new convertible dining room table has given Matt the lift he's needed. | 1.4595 | 0.05539 | 148 | 95 | 38 | 15 |
654 | It’s not always this riveting. | 1.4593 | 0.05832 | 135 | 87 | 34 | 14 |
655 | Still cheaper than taking it to the dealership. | 1.4593 | 0.05832 | 135 | 87 | 34 | 14 |
656 | Well, I count myself lucky he is not a procotologist | 1.4593 | 0.06018 | 135 | 89 | 30 | 16 |
657 | The car was here so often it was just easier to move in. | 1.4586 | 0.06179 | 133 | 89 | 27 | 17 |
658 | I love the smell of wiper fluid in the morning. | 1.4586 | 0.05896 | 133 | 86 | 33 | 14 |
659 | Twenty years of marriage and he still does the little things for me. | 1.4586 | 0.05071 | 157 | 97 | 48 | 12 |
660 | My husband? He's a trial lawyer. Why? | 1.4583 | 0.05564 | 144 | 92 | 38 | 14 |
661 | So hard to find mechanics who make house calls anymore. | 1.4583 | 0.06684 | 120 | 82 | 21 | 17 |
662 | Of course, his home office took less space when he was in accounting, but I'll be honest with you, it was far less entertaining | 1.4581 | 0.05197 | 155 | 97 | 45 | 13 |
663 | Its hard to find a good mechanic that makes house calls. | 1.4580 | 0.05658 | 131 | 82 | 38 | 11 |
664 | Matt really became attached to the whole “Work From Home” thing. | 1.4580 | 0.05862 | 131 | 84 | 34 | 13 |
665 | He opted for working from home | 1.4576 | 0.06328 | 118 | 77 | 28 | 13 |
666 | I'm smiling because no jury will convict. | 1.4574 | 0.06323 | 129 | 87 | 25 | 17 |
667 | All I can say is,it got him off the couch. | 1.4573 | 0.05143 | 164 | 104 | 45 | 15 |
668 | I was surprised how flexible his company was about letting him work from home during the pandemic. | 1.4571 | 0.05678 | 140 | 90 | 36 | 14 |
669 | Since he's working remotely the rug becomes a tax write off. | 1.4570 | 0.05294 | 151 | 95 | 43 | 13 |
670 | Oh, he's a whizz in the kitchen too. | 1.4569 | 0.06290 | 116 | 75 | 29 | 12 |
671 | The odd thing is, his name is Howard. | 1.4569 | 0.06524 | 116 | 77 | 25 | 14 |
672 | The pandemic provided a great opportunity for him to work from home. | 1.4567 | 0.05449 | 127 | 77 | 42 | 8 |
673 | He actually brings a fresh perspective to book club. | 1.4567 | 0.05783 | 127 | 80 | 36 | 11 |
674 | At least I got him to wear pants. | 1.4565 | 0.05645 | 138 | 88 | 37 | 13 |
675 | He says I'm his muse. | 1.4560 | 0.06170 | 125 | 82 | 29 | 14 |
676 | And then we realized we could make twice as much money if we turned Matt's Garage into an Airbnb | 1.4560 | 0.06274 | 125 | 83 | 27 | 15 |
677 | At least it is not as messy as his car wash phase. | 1.4559 | 0.05892 | 136 | 89 | 32 | 15 |
678 | The hoist was a birthday present. | 1.4553 | 0.05567 | 123 | 75 | 40 | 8 |
679 | I guess it is better than Monday Night Football | 1.4553 | 0.05446 | 123 | 74 | 42 | 7 |
680 | Matt is one the few remaining mechanics who still does house calls. | 1.4552 | 0.05567 | 134 | 84 | 39 | 11 |
681 | I don' t think Matt understands the concept of home repair. | 1.4552 | 0.05269 | 145 | 90 | 44 | 11 |
682 | Well, it does keep his mom from visiting. | 1.4552 | 0.05359 | 145 | 91 | 42 | 12 |
683 | He's handy, reliable and guarantees satisfaction. | 1.4545 | 0.05629 | 121 | 74 | 39 | 8 |
684 | His return-to-office just got pushed back to November. | 1.4545 | 0.05868 | 121 | 76 | 35 | 10 |
685 | His working from home has its advantages, but I can’t think of any right now | 1.4545 | 0.05590 | 143 | 92 | 37 | 14 |
686 | It sounded like a convenient service when we signed up. | 1.4545 | 0.05300 | 154 | 98 | 42 | 14 |
687 | The best part is that he can’t ignore my phone calls to his workplace anymore. | 1.4539 | 0.05267 | 152 | 96 | 43 | 13 |
688 | He's been so much happier since he got permission to work at home. | 1.4538 | 0.05892 | 130 | 84 | 33 | 13 |
689 | Carl is much happier since Matt let him work from home. | 1.4538 | 0.05580 | 130 | 81 | 39 | 10 |
690 | His prescription for Adderall expired yesterday. | 1.4538 | 0.05993 | 130 | 85 | 31 | 14 |
691 | I did encourage him to get a hobby. | 1.4538 | 0.05566 | 119 | 72 | 40 | 7 |
692 | How could I say no? It's given him the lift he really needed! | 1.4531 | 0.05749 | 128 | 81 | 36 | 11 |
693 | I can hardly wait until 'work from home' ends. | 1.4531 | 0.05855 | 128 | 82 | 34 | 12 |
694 | We do everything ourselves now. In fact, Matt recently had surgery in the basement. | 1.4531 | 0.05749 | 128 | 81 | 36 | 11 |
695 | I found it online. "Auto mechanic...we come to you." | 1.4527 | 0.05536 | 148 | 96 | 37 | 15 |
696 | He tried Zooming but decided this made much more sense. | 1.4526 | 0.05381 | 137 | 85 | 42 | 10 |
697 | Yes, it certainly is a lovely waiting room, and the coffee is free! | 1.4526 | 0.05280 | 137 | 84 | 44 | 9 |
698 | Our marriage is going so much better since he started working from home. | 1.4524 | 0.06234 | 126 | 84 | 27 | 15 |
699 | Sometimes I wish he'd just listen and not try and fix everything. | 1.4524 | 0.06027 | 126 | 82 | 31 | 13 |
700 | Matt said that I would see more of him when he retired, but this is not what I had in mind. | 1.4524 | 0.05702 | 126 | 79 | 37 | 10 |
701 | We just purchased it from an art show in New York City. It's called "The Tinker." | 1.4522 | 0.05955 | 115 | 72 | 34 | 9 |
702 | Yes, he's decided that working from home is the future of auto repair. | 1.4522 | 0.05955 | 115 | 72 | 34 | 9 |
703 | We’re so tired of “working from home” jokes. | 1.4522 | 0.06206 | 115 | 74 | 30 | 11 |
704 | This is way more profitable than paying his college tuition. | 1.4521 | 0.05674 | 146 | 96 | 34 | 16 |
705 | It also makes a great buffet table." | 1.4516 | 0.05766 | 124 | 78 | 36 | 10 |
706 | YouTube is a slippery slope. | 1.4514 | 0.05292 | 144 | 90 | 43 | 11 |
707 | ...and then I signed up to extend my car's warranty. | 1.4513 | 0.06284 | 113 | 73 | 29 | 11 |
708 | We are going to expand the kitchen so he can do a proper test drive. | 1.4513 | 0.06157 | 113 | 72 | 31 | 10 |
709 | It’s my cousin. His wife threw him out, but never did say why! | 1.4511 | 0.05987 | 133 | 88 | 30 | 15 |
710 | Smile...but don't let him hear you say 'Tesla' | 1.4511 | 0.05695 | 133 | 85 | 36 | 12 |
711 | I didn't think this is what Allstate meant when they said home and auto bundle | 1.4511 | 0.06082 | 133 | 89 | 28 | 16 |
712 | We're so fortunate that he is able to work from home. | 1.4508 | 0.05947 | 122 | 78 | 33 | 11 |
713 | I just wish he wouldn't bring his work home with him so often. | 1.4507 | 0.05436 | 142 | 90 | 40 | 12 |
714 | So then we both agreed! We could work at home during the pandemic. | 1.4507 | 0.04801 | 142 | 91 | 41 | 10 |
715 | You have to admit this is the best waiting room on auto row. | 1.4505 | 0.06366 | 111 | 72 | 28 | 11 |
716 | I was wondering what you meant when you said your husband is a stay-at-home mechanic. | 1.4503 | 0.05845 | 151 | 103 | 28 | 20 |
717 | If he cleans up I’ll still give him 4 stars | 1.4500 | 0.05899 | 120 | 76 | 34 | 10 |
718 | We saw it at Art Basel and couldn't resist. | 1.4500 | 0.05299 | 140 | 87 | 43 | 10 |
719 | Isn’t this nicer than sitting on that old vinyl couch reading hunting and fishing magaszines? | 1.4500 | 0.06017 | 120 | 77 | 32 | 11 |
720 | He has a really beautiful waiting room. | 1.4497 | 0.05507 | 149 | 97 | 37 | 15 |
721 | Best in home service plan I ever bought! | 1.4496 | 0.06024 | 129 | 85 | 30 | 14 |
722 | And we’ve turned the garage into a home office. | 1.4492 | 0.06436 | 118 | 79 | 25 | 14 |
723 | I said over 100 times "You are simply not ready to retire, but who has the last laugh now? | 1.4492 | 0.05722 | 118 | 73 | 37 | 8 |
724 | We never thought he would be able to work remotely. Then, Boom, Covid. | 1.4488 | 0.05668 | 127 | 85 | 29 | 13 |
725 | We met on Mismatch.com.” | 1.4488 | 0.05778 | 127 | 81 | 35 | 11 |
726 | If you like this, you should see what he’s doing with the other rooms. | 1.4488 | 0.05778 | 127 | 81 | 35 | 11 |
727 | His prices are high, but you’ll never find a nicer waiting room. | 1.4485 | 0.05887 | 136 | 90 | 31 | 15 |
728 | The government's 'work from home' policy has reached new heights | 1.4483 | 0.05788 | 116 | 72 | 36 | 8 |
729 | And you thought house calls was a thing of the past. | 1.4483 | 0.06403 | 116 | 77 | 26 | 13 |
730 | I know what you're thinking but it's just so much cheaper than daycare | 1.4483 | 0.05657 | 116 | 71 | 38 | 7 |
731 | He's on a hybrid work schedule. | 1.4480 | 0.05617 | 125 | 78 | 38 | 9 |
732 | How silly. Of course we open a window before testing the engine. | 1.4480 | 0.05843 | 125 | 80 | 34 | 11 |
733 | I figure this kills two birds with one stone. The car gets fixed and now my husband has to let me get new carpet. | 1.4480 | 0.05010 | 125 | 73 | 48 | 4 |
734 | I am just glad he doesn’t work as a mortician! | 1.4478 | 0.05857 | 134 | 88 | 32 | 14 |
735 | All I said is that the door handle was a little sticky. | 1.4478 | 0.05952 | 134 | 89 | 30 | 15 |
736 | Matt loves working at home during the pandemic. | 1.4476 | 0.05407 | 143 | 91 | 40 | 12 |
737 | Matt calls it trompe l'oil. Tre cute." | 1.4474 | 0.06116 | 114 | 73 | 31 | 10 |
738 | The downside is the lube pit in the dining room. | 1.4474 | 0.06365 | 114 | 75 | 27 | 12 |
739 | Once he's done we can all take a spin around the kitchen. | 1.4474 | 0.06116 | 114 | 73 | 31 | 10 |
740 | Well, the super does sometimes complain when he brings them up in the elevator. | 1.4472 | 0.06239 | 123 | 82 | 27 | 14 |
741 | Oh, he has no idea what he is doing. That's why Matt fired him. | 1.4472 | 0.06239 | 123 | 82 | 27 | 14 |
742 | I wish he would just get the vaccine and go back to the garage. | 1.4465 | 0.05327 | 159 | 104 | 39 | 16 |
743 | Couldn’t afford this place on my own… and it is nice to have such a handy roommate. | 1.4463 | 0.05979 | 121 | 78 | 32 | 11 |
744 | Sure it’s messy, Martha, but carpet cleaning is now a tax write-off so that’s nice. | 1.4462 | 0.05887 | 130 | 85 | 32 | 13 |
745 | He offered me a free lift home. | 1.4460 | 0.05609 | 139 | 90 | 36 | 13 |
746 | It was either this or homeschool the kids | 1.4455 | 0.06659 | 110 | 74 | 23 | 13 |
747 | These concierge mechanics will leave the place spotless, don't you worry! | 1.4454 | 0.06166 | 119 | 78 | 29 | 12 |
748 | I think garage apartments are about to be in. | 1.4454 | 0.06050 | 119 | 77 | 31 | 11 |
749 | It started innocently as a journey to find himself, but somewhere the rubber left the road. | 1.4454 | 0.06393 | 119 | 80 | 25 | 14 |
750 | It's the least I could do. He let me turn his man cave into a sewing room. | 1.4444 | 0.05584 | 126 | 79 | 38 | 9 |
751 | It's so nice to have Matt working from home | 1.4444 | 0.06243 | 117 | 77 | 28 | 12 |
752 | I'm just happy that he can work from home! | 1.4444 | 0.06002 | 117 | 75 | 32 | 10 |
753 | He just loves working from home now. | 1.4444 | 0.05807 | 126 | 81 | 34 | 11 |
754 | We like to role play | 1.4444 | 0.05915 | 126 | 82 | 32 | 12 |
755 | Frankly it is easier than trying to engage him in conversation | 1.4444 | 0.06022 | 126 | 83 | 30 | 13 |
756 | Oh, I don't mind at all. He always picks up when he's through | 1.4444 | 0.06217 | 108 | 69 | 30 | 9 |
757 | It’s a conversation starter. | 1.4444 | 0.05932 | 108 | 67 | 34 | 7 |
758 | Everyone is working from home these days Alma, even Matthew. | 1.4444 | 0.06022 | 126 | 83 | 30 | 13 |
759 | It's his home office. | 1.4435 | 0.06092 | 124 | 82 | 29 | 13 |
760 | I was paying his rent anyway. | 1.4435 | 0.06321 | 115 | 76 | 27 | 12 |
761 | "... and with Matt working from home during the pandemic, it's brought us closer together." | 1.4427 | 0.05648 | 131 | 84 | 36 | 11 |
762 | I tell people it's a pandemic thing, but he's been working on it for three years. | 1.4426 | 0.06165 | 122 | 81 | 28 | 13 |
763 | Matt found a way to work from home during the pandemic. | 1.4426 | 0.05941 | 122 | 79 | 32 | 11 |
764 | Fifteen more cups of coffee and your car should be ready to go. | 1.4425 | 0.06151 | 113 | 73 | 30 | 10 |
765 | The downstairs neighbors did not appreciate the hydraulic lift, but that's their car he's fixing. | 1.4420 | 0.05728 | 138 | 91 | 33 | 14 |
766 | I hate it when George brings his work home. | 1.4420 | 0.05541 | 138 | 89 | 37 | 12 |
767 | It would never make the noise when we drove it to his shop. | 1.4419 | 0.05602 | 129 | 87 | 29 | 13 |
768 | No, actually the garage was here first. | 1.4414 | 0.05960 | 111 | 70 | 33 | 8 |
769 | It's only fair. I mine Bitcoin in the bedroom. | 1.4414 | 0.06229 | 111 | 72 | 29 | 10 |
770 | If Matt was an aircraft engine mechanic, I don’t know what we would’ve done | 1.4414 | 0.06359 | 111 | 73 | 27 | 11 |
771 | I've seen this one before. He finds out it's the spark plug in episode 3. | 1.4412 | 0.05349 | 136 | 93 | 29 | 14 |
772 | Matt has really enjoyed working from home during the pandemic | 1.4408 | 0.05090 | 152 | 96 | 45 | 11 |
773 | This way he doesn’t need a mask. | 1.4407 | 0.06201 | 118 | 78 | 28 | 12 |
774 | I just asked him to spend less time in the garage. | 1.4406 | 0.05668 | 143 | 95 | 33 | 15 |
775 | At least he doesn't have a mistress. | 1.4404 | 0.06443 | 109 | 72 | 26 | 11 |
776 | He’s still bringing his work home. | 1.4404 | 0.06034 | 109 | 69 | 32 | 8 |
777 | At least I know where he is. | 1.4400 | 0.05725 | 125 | 80 | 35 | 10 |
778 | He brings his work home. | 1.4397 | 0.05909 | 116 | 74 | 33 | 9 |
779 | And that's another reason we put in tile. | 1.4393 | 0.05965 | 107 | 67 | 33 | 7 |
780 | Matt started his home-based business during the pandemic. It's going very well. | 1.4393 | 0.05815 | 107 | 66 | 35 | 6 |
781 | My quarantine hobby was baking… | 1.4393 | 0.06254 | 107 | 69 | 29 | 9 |
782 | No one will suspect it was an inside job. | 1.4390 | 0.05903 | 123 | 80 | 32 | 11 |
783 | It beats watching the news.” | 1.4386 | 0.06234 | 114 | 75 | 28 | 11 |
784 | DIY TV has finally gotten him off the couch. | 1.4386 | 0.05849 | 114 | 72 | 34 | 8 |
785 | Matt is so handy around the house. | 1.4386 | 0.06234 | 114 | 75 | 28 | 11 |
786 | Matt's a workaholic, but we agreed that he could bring his work home sometimes. | 1.4386 | 0.05849 | 114 | 72 | 34 | 8 |
787 | Thank God he's not a serial killer. | 1.4386 | 0.06479 | 114 | 77 | 24 | 13 |
788 | His name isn’t Matt, either | 1.4386 | 0.06234 | 114 | 75 | 28 | 11 |
789 | He can be high maintenance sometimes. | 1.4386 | 0.06234 | 114 | 75 | 28 | 11 |
790 | It's a little more expensive. But it's worth it for the convenience. | 1.4385 | 0.05675 | 130 | 84 | 35 | 11 |
791 | What…your mechanic doesn’t make house calls? | 1.4381 | 0.06619 | 105 | 70 | 24 | 11 |
792 | Honestly, the ankle monitor has improved both his personal and professional lives." | 1.4381 | 0.06480 | 105 | 69 | 26 | 10 |
793 | Sigh... is it "mechanic"?. You could just TELL me I'm bad at charades, you know. | 1.4380 | 0.06308 | 121 | 82 | 25 | 14 |
794 | He's adjusting very well to working at home during the pandemic. | 1.4380 | 0.06308 | 121 | 82 | 25 | 14 |
795 | It's only three days a week. | 1.4380 | 0.05166 | 137 | 85 | 44 | 8 |
796 | People who work from home are happier and more productive. | 1.4375 | 0.05737 | 128 | 83 | 34 | 11 |
797 | We were so lucky to find an apartment with a garage | 1.4375 | 0.06564 | 112 | 76 | 23 | 13 |
798 | He's so happy to finally be working at home. | 1.4370 | 0.05424 | 135 | 86 | 39 | 10 |
799 | I'd so much rather have him tinkering around the house than out god knows where doing god knows what." | 1.4370 | 0.05216 | 135 | 84 | 43 | 8 |
800 | Getting him this present for his birthday has done wonders for our marriage. | 1.4370 | 0.05721 | 135 | 89 | 33 | 13 |
801 | Matt loves the work-from-home concept. | 1.4370 | 0.05678 | 119 | 75 | 36 | 8 |
802 | It was cheaper than therapy | 1.4370 | 0.05924 | 119 | 77 | 32 | 10 |
803 | He answered an ad that said he could work from home. | 1.4370 | 0.05802 | 119 | 76 | 34 | 9 |
804 | I asked my estate agent for a place with a lift. | 1.4370 | 0.06160 | 119 | 79 | 28 | 12 |
805 | Sure he makes a mess, but it’s a third floor walk-up. I’m more impressed than anything. | 1.4370 | 0.05802 | 119 | 76 | 34 | 9 |
806 | Oh, there's nothing wrong with the car. | 1.4369 | 0.06713 | 103 | 69 | 23 | 11 |
807 | He's taken puttering around the house to a whole new level. | 1.4365 | 0.06015 | 126 | 84 | 29 | 13 |
808 | His car is in the shop, so they’re letting him work from home. | 1.4365 | 0.05690 | 126 | 81 | 35 | 10 |
809 | His jacket was supposed to read "Matt's Garbage" but he took this as a sign to change careers. | 1.4365 | 0.06015 | 126 | 84 | 29 | 13 |
810 | It all started with a correspondence course. | 1.4364 | 0.06265 | 110 | 72 | 28 | 10 |
811 | I thought we needed more time together. | 1.4359 | 0.05614 | 117 | 73 | 37 | 7 |
812 | It’s like the “uber” of auto repair | 1.4359 | 0.05870 | 117 | 75 | 33 | 9 |
813 | It's been great having Matt work from home. | 1.4357 | 0.05842 | 140 | 95 | 29 | 16 |
814 | Well, Matt just got used to working from home, so..." | 1.4355 | 0.05866 | 124 | 81 | 32 | 11 |
815 | They have the best waiting room in the city! | 1.4355 | 0.05977 | 124 | 82 | 30 | 12 |
816 | I don't mind him working from home as long as I get the complimentary car wash. | 1.4355 | 0.05278 | 124 | 76 | 42 | 6 |
817 | Honestly I’m kind of ready for remote work to be over. | 1.4355 | 0.05753 | 124 | 80 | 34 | 10 |
818 | I haven’t the heart to tell him it’s not our car. | 1.4355 | 0.05753 | 124 | 80 | 34 | 10 |
819 | Well, once the world ran out of flour, he just really got into transmissions. | 1.4355 | 0.05977 | 124 | 82 | 30 | 12 |
820 | People thought we were silly when we said we wanted an open concept garage, but it's brought us much closer. | 1.4352 | 0.06347 | 108 | 71 | 27 | 10 |
821 | Does he know everyone else has gone back to the office?” | 1.4352 | 0.06481 | 108 | 72 | 25 | 11 |
822 | Don't tell my husband to wear a mask--he'd rather work from home. | 1.4352 | 0.06068 | 108 | 69 | 31 | 8 |
823 | We have gotten used to his working from home, I'm just glad today he chose not to work in his underwear. | 1.4351 | 0.05641 | 131 | 85 | 35 | 11 |
824 | The joke's on him -- with the chip shortage, he'll never be able to finish. | 1.4351 | 0.04736 | 131 | 92 | 27 | 12 |
825 | He works from home on zoom zoom. | 1.4351 | 0.06140 | 131 | 90 | 25 | 16 |
826 | Matt’s determined to find that quarter he dropped behind the gear-shifter. | 1.4348 | 0.06433 | 115 | 78 | 24 | 13 |
827 | It’s performance art but I also needed a brake job. | 1.4348 | 0.06551 | 115 | 79 | 22 | 14 |
828 | Now if I can just get our doctor to come by, my life is complete. | 1.4348 | 0.06314 | 115 | 77 | 26 | 12 |
829 | It took some time getting used to, but I’ve finally adjusted to him working at home. | 1.4348 | 0.05810 | 115 | 73 | 34 | 8 |
830 | It started out as a mid-life crisis. | 1.4348 | 0.05810 | 115 | 73 | 34 | 8 |
831 | … and here’s a little secret. ‘Matt’s Garage’ doesn’t really exist either. | 1.4348 | 0.05810 | 115 | 73 | 34 | 8 |
832 | We found it cheaper to furnish the garage. | 1.4344 | 0.05934 | 122 | 80 | 31 | 11 |
833 | It was too good of a deal to pass up. Buy 3 tires, get a living room set free. | 1.4344 | 0.06267 | 122 | 83 | 25 | 14 |
834 | I’m going to kill his tax advisor. | 1.4344 | 0.05934 | 122 | 80 | 31 | 11 |
835 | Well, he was supportive of me when I worked from home. | 1.4342 | 0.05336 | 152 | 100 | 38 | 14 |
836 | How nice that some people still do house calls. | 1.4341 | 0.05807 | 129 | 85 | 32 | 12 |
837 | It was either this or get vaccinated. | 1.4341 | 0.05911 | 129 | 86 | 30 | 13 |
838 | Oh, the restroom is down the hall, just past the nail salon. | 1.4340 | 0.06146 | 106 | 68 | 30 | 8 |
839 | We're hoping he can go back to the office soon. | 1.4338 | 0.05877 | 136 | 92 | 29 | 15 |
840 | He really seems to have settled into working from home. | 1.4336 | 0.06143 | 113 | 74 | 29 | 10 |
841 | Matt's working at home now. | 1.4336 | 0.05880 | 113 | 72 | 33 | 8 |
842 | Why, yes, he makes house-calls! | 1.4336 | 0.05017 | 143 | 89 | 46 | 8 |
843 | I've encouraged Matt to get back to the office now that he's vaccinated. | 1.4333 | 0.05765 | 120 | 77 | 34 | 9 |
844 | And I thought he wouldn't be able to work from home. | 1.4331 | 0.05544 | 127 | 81 | 37 | 9 |
845 | I'm glad that he's taken a new hobby. Those stamps all over the living room were making a mess. | 1.4324 | 0.05812 | 111 | 70 | 34 | 7 |
846 | One good thing about the pandemic, I get to see more of Mat now that he's working from home. | 1.4324 | 0.05523 | 111 | 68 | 38 | 5 |
847 | Matt doesn't want to go back now that he's comfortable working from home. | 1.4324 | 0.06087 | 111 | 72 | 30 | 9 |
848 | Working from home has turned out OK for Matt, it's getting the cars up to the 5th floor that's a pain. | 1.4322 | 0.05955 | 118 | 77 | 31 | 10 |
849 | He likes to bring work home from time to time | 1.4322 | 0.05832 | 118 | 76 | 33 | 9 |
850 | We bundled our home & auto; next he's fixing the sink. | 1.4320 | 0.05604 | 125 | 80 | 36 | 9 |
851 | He never listens. I asked him to put a carpet in the room. | 1.4320 | 0.05939 | 125 | 83 | 30 | 12 |
852 | I give him some liberties because he really knows how to lube my chassis. | 1.4320 | 0.05718 | 125 | 81 | 34 | 10 |
853 | Well, it's not nearly as disturbing as watching the news | 1.4320 | 0.05604 | 125 | 80 | 36 | 9 |
854 | Well, Matt said, "why can't I work from home like everyone else" | 1.4320 | 0.05718 | 125 | 81 | 34 | 10 |
855 | Oh no, I wouldn’t dream of letting him do oil changes in here. | 1.4320 | 0.05829 | 125 | 82 | 32 | 11 |
856 | Well, yes, Matt has had a little trouble adjusting to retirement. | 1.4320 | 0.05829 | 125 | 82 | 32 | 11 |
857 | I keep telling him, get the vaccine and you can go back to the shop. | 1.4318 | 0.05608 | 132 | 86 | 35 | 11 |
858 | I know, but I just love a man in uniform. | 1.4314 | 0.07037 | 102 | 71 | 18 | 13 |
859 | Honey, when you’re finished flushing out the transmission, can you get Martha some fresh cream? | 1.4314 | 0.05995 | 102 | 64 | 32 | 6 |
860 | He's so much happier without the commute. | 1.4312 | 0.06693 | 109 | 75 | 21 | 13 |
861 | Business will pick up if we can get the ground floor unit. | 1.4312 | 0.06693 | 109 | 75 | 21 | 13 |
862 | and when I have to take Zoom meetings in here he just moves his setup to the kitchen. | 1.4312 | 0.06693 | 109 | 75 | 21 | 13 |
863 | This is my fourth house call this month. Nothing wrong with my car; I just like watching him work. | 1.4312 | 0.05736 | 109 | 68 | 35 | 6 |
864 | My real estate agent said it was a full service building. | 1.4312 | 0.06025 | 109 | 70 | 31 | 8 |
865 | Really, its a garage with an attached house… | 1.4310 | 0.05641 | 116 | 73 | 36 | 7 |
866 | He demanded to see proof of vaccination first. | 1.4310 | 0.05641 | 116 | 73 | 36 | 7 |
867 | Well messy, yes, but he seems so much happier since he quit the bank. | 1.4310 | 0.06150 | 116 | 77 | 28 | 11 |
868 | He's the only garage in town that makes house calls. | 1.4307 | 0.05655 | 137 | 91 | 33 | 13 |
869 | It's a performance piece. We outbid several major collectors. | 1.4300 | 0.06854 | 100 | 68 | 21 | 11 |
870 | Ya know, these at-home services are so convenient. | 1.4300 | 0.06237 | 100 | 64 | 29 | 7 |
871 | We're so fortunate that Matt was able to work from home during the pandemic! | 1.4299 | 0.04899 | 107 | 69 | 33 | 5 |
872 | It's great that he's happy working from home but I really hate the entry bay through the dining room. | 1.4299 | 0.06101 | 107 | 69 | 30 | 8 |
873 | Since the pandemic, Matt works from home. | 1.4298 | 0.06471 | 114 | 78 | 23 | 13 |
874 | He moved the shop here two years ago. You wouldn't believe our tax write-off. | 1.4298 | 0.05729 | 121 | 78 | 34 | 9 |
875 | Didn’t I tell you? He has the nicest waiting room. | 1.4286 | 0.05566 | 140 | 93 | 34 | 13 |
876 | Matt’s been working from home during the pandemic. | 1.4286 | 0.05454 | 126 | 80 | 38 | 8 |
877 | His working from home has been a bit difficult for all of us. | 1.4286 | 0.06267 | 119 | 81 | 25 | 13 |
878 | And yet he still insists on everyone wiping their feet. | 1.4286 | 0.05902 | 126 | 84 | 30 | 12 |
879 | Yes, but it was a Groupon. | 1.4286 | 0.06305 | 112 | 75 | 26 | 11 |
880 | He’s been working from home. Thank God he’s not a mortician. | 1.4286 | 0.06035 | 119 | 79 | 29 | 11 |
881 | I have no idea who Matt is but Lets switch to something stronger and it won't make difference. | 1.4286 | 0.06045 | 112 | 73 | 30 | 9 |
882 | Matt's raised working from home to a new level. | 1.4286 | 0.05902 | 126 | 84 | 30 | 12 |
883 | He's almost done... Now we have to figure out how to get it outta here. | 1.4286 | 0.06327 | 105 | 69 | 27 | 9 |
884 | He’s really great under the hood. | 1.4286 | 0.05719 | 105 | 65 | 35 | 5 |
885 | It’s Matt’s Garage and the rest of us just live here. | 1.4286 | 0.05874 | 133 | 90 | 29 | 14 |
886 | If Covid has taught me anything, it's that I truly don't have to leave the house for anything. | 1.4286 | 0.06031 | 105 | 67 | 31 | 7 |
887 | I'm glad we got the extended warranty with free "in home" service. | 1.4275 | 0.05839 | 131 | 88 | 30 | 13 |
888 | Well,it was this or his mother was going to move in. | 1.4275 | 0.05939 | 131 | 89 | 28 | 14 |
889 | It’s an installation piece I bought at the Sotheby’s auction. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
890 | I guess everyone wants to work from home these days | 1.4274 | 0.05014 | 124 | 75 | 45 | 4 |
891 | And he does dishes. | 1.4273 | 0.06255 | 110 | 73 | 27 | 10 |
892 | The worst part about all this... That's not even Matt. | 1.4273 | 0.06768 | 110 | 77 | 19 | 14 |
893 | Matt’s a lawyer; this is his dream job. | 1.4272 | 0.06263 | 103 | 67 | 28 | 8 |
894 | I just love it when he pulls the tranny. | 1.4272 | 0.06413 | 103 | 68 | 26 | 9 |
895 | His company's remote work policy changed our life. | 1.4272 | 0.06703 | 103 | 70 | 22 | 11 |
896 | The Ikea car was $6000. Matt is assembling it for only $400,000. And we'll repurpose the hydraulic lift into an adjustable height coffee table. | 1.4264 | 0.05695 | 129 | 85 | 33 | 11 |
897 | This whole 'work from home' thing isn't for everyone. | 1.4261 | 0.06059 | 115 | 76 | 29 | 10 |
898 | He’s always liked to work from home. | 1.4261 | 0.06059 | 115 | 76 | 29 | 10 |
899 | I like to encourage his little hobbies. | 1.4261 | 0.05801 | 115 | 74 | 33 | 8 |
900 | One good thing about the pandemic is that Matt can work from home. | 1.4261 | 0.05801 | 115 | 74 | 33 | 8 |
901 | I know a great place for car to table cuisine, and — get this — it has four Michelins | 1.4261 | 0.06305 | 115 | 78 | 25 | 12 |
902 | You can do ANY job remote these days Gladys | 1.4261 | 0.06305 | 115 | 78 | 25 | 12 |
903 | Would you care for some lug nuts? | 1.4259 | 0.05765 | 108 | 68 | 34 | 6 |
904 | Before the pandemic we had no idea he could work from home. | 1.4259 | 0.06337 | 108 | 72 | 26 | 10 |
905 | We’ve really reconnected since he started working from home. | 1.4259 | 0.05765 | 108 | 68 | 34 | 6 |
906 | Yes, but it’s SO convenient. | 1.4257 | 0.06027 | 101 | 64 | 31 | 6 |
907 | Matt was an early adopter of the Work From Home mandate. | 1.4255 | 0.05156 | 141 | 90 | 42 | 9 |
908 | We feel so fortunate that he can work from home during the pandemic. | 1.4252 | 0.05648 | 127 | 88 | 26 | 13 |
909 | Oh no, this is much better. His last hobby was chicken farming. | 1.4252 | 0.05536 | 127 | 82 | 36 | 9 |
910 | It's only until the pandemic is over. | 1.4250 | 0.05757 | 120 | 78 | 33 | 9 |
911 | It started as a role play fantasy and now... well I don't know how far this is going to go. | 1.4250 | 0.06224 | 120 | 82 | 25 | 13 |
912 | We're both very happy working at home. | 1.4248 | 0.06133 | 113 | 75 | 28 | 10 |
913 | Of course, it's not ideal. But it's a two-bedroom with a dishwasher, and you just don't pass that up. | 1.4237 | 0.05823 | 118 | 77 | 32 | 9 |
914 | Working from home does have its ups and downs. | 1.4237 | 0.05823 | 118 | 77 | 32 | 9 |
915 | Matt’s Garage was the silver lining in Matt losing his securities license. | 1.4237 | 0.05569 | 118 | 75 | 36 | 7 |
916 | We're so fortunate that Matt can work from home. | 1.4236 | 0.05538 | 144 | 97 | 33 | 14 |
917 | our marriage therapist said he should start fixing his problems at home. | 1.4234 | 0.06078 | 111 | 73 | 29 | 9 |
918 | He’s really developing his fine motor skills. | 1.4234 | 0.06078 | 111 | 73 | 29 | 9 |
919 | I am having a hard time adjusting to Erv working from home. | 1.4234 | 0.05455 | 137 | 90 | 36 | 11 |
920 | When they advertised home repairs this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.4231 | 0.06064 | 104 | 67 | 30 | 7 |
921 | Yes, Matt is still working remotely. I’m just grateful he’s not an aircraft mechanic. | 1.4231 | 0.06509 | 104 | 70 | 24 | 10 |
922 | It’s hard to find an honest mechanic, so I figured I’d make an honest man out of this one. | 1.4231 | 0.06064 | 104 | 67 | 30 | 7 |
923 | Matt has just thrown himself into the 'work from home' movement. | 1.4228 | 0.05538 | 123 | 79 | 36 | 8 |
924 | When Covid hit, we had two choices - no income or he works at home. I gave in. | 1.4228 | 0.05657 | 123 | 80 | 34 | 9 |
925 | He just enjoys taking them apart. He has no idea how to put back together again. | 1.4227 | 0.06527 | 97 | 64 | 25 | 8 |
926 | He started with Lego and it went from there… | 1.4227 | 0.06527 | 97 | 64 | 25 | 8 |
927 | He is studying Garage Mechanics. I hate when he has homework. | 1.4224 | 0.06141 | 116 | 78 | 27 | 11 |
928 | So dedicated, he always takes his work home with him. | 1.4224 | 0.05496 | 116 | 73 | 37 | 6 |
929 | I’ll wait till his lunch break, then hand him the divorce papers. | 1.4224 | 0.05891 | 116 | 76 | 31 | 9 |
930 | Over the past few months, I've adapted to having Matt work from home. | 1.4224 | 0.06017 | 116 | 77 | 29 | 10 |
931 | If only he were a plumber! | 1.4222 | 0.05804 | 135 | 92 | 29 | 14 |
932 | My husband is still working from home. | 1.4220 | 0.06015 | 109 | 71 | 30 | 8 |
933 | Sure, the pandemic was rough. but thank God we both could work from home | 1.4220 | 0.06154 | 109 | 72 | 28 | 9 |
934 | The realtor said it was a two bed, two bath with a garage space | 1.4220 | 0.06424 | 109 | 74 | 24 | 11 |
935 | No, we’re both still working from home. | 1.4216 | 0.06143 | 102 | 66 | 29 | 7 |
936 | I actually enjoy my husband working from home. | 1.4211 | 0.05962 | 114 | 75 | 30 | 9 |
937 | He couldn't just build ships in bottles? | 1.4211 | 0.06462 | 114 | 79 | 22 | 13 |
938 | Work from home’s really taking a toll | 1.4211 | 0.06451 | 95 | 62 | 26 | 7 |
939 | Isn’t he precious? He has always loved playing with his cars in the living room. His father and I are just grateful to have him living at home again. | 1.4206 | 0.06234 | 107 | 71 | 27 | 9 |
940 | You have to watch him tidy up after work. It’s awesome! | 1.4206 | 0.06374 | 107 | 72 | 25 | 10 |
941 | Honestly, Cheryl, I’m just glad he’s picked up a hobby! | 1.4206 | 0.05640 | 107 | 67 | 35 | 5 |
942 | The only problem he can’t seem to fix is how to get it out the door. | 1.4206 | 0.06645 | 107 | 74 | 21 | 12 |
943 | We were just saying we absolutely love what you’ve done with the garage, Matt. | 1.4202 | 0.05403 | 119 | 75 | 38 | 6 |
944 | and the gas pumps in the kitchen are just darling! | 1.4200 | 0.06694 | 100 | 68 | 22 | 10 |
945 | I had no idea you were zoned ‘home auto repair!’ | 1.4200 | 0.06843 | 100 | 69 | 20 | 11 |
946 | My most recent art purchase comments on the American working class. | 1.4200 | 0.06225 | 100 | 65 | 28 | 7 |
947 | Honey, I don’t think we need to work from home anymore. | 1.4198 | 0.06029 | 131 | 91 | 25 | 15 |
948 | I wish he'd go back to stamp collecting | 1.4196 | 0.05900 | 112 | 73 | 31 | 8 |
949 | We finally cleaned the garage. | 1.4196 | 0.06422 | 112 | 77 | 23 | 12 |
950 | He seemed nice, so I offered him a lift | 1.4196 | 0.05900 | 112 | 73 | 31 | 8 |
951 | He’s really leaning into the masterclass subscription. | 1.4196 | 0.05900 | 112 | 73 | 31 | 8 |
952 | Isn't it amazing what you can order online nowadays? | 1.4194 | 0.05850 | 124 | 83 | 30 | 11 |
953 | Matt has really taken this 'Work-from-Home' ethos to heart. | 1.4190 | 0.06600 | 105 | 72 | 22 | 11 |
954 | I asked if he would drop in and take a look at my car. | 1.4190 | 0.06169 | 105 | 69 | 28 | 8 |
955 | And then I said, "Whoa, put on the brakes, big guy !" | 1.4188 | 0.06218 | 117 | 80 | 25 | 12 |
956 | I love that he has a hobby! | 1.4186 | 0.05792 | 129 | 87 | 30 | 12 |
957 | The hard part was a right turn from the kitchen. | 1.4184 | 0.06945 | 98 | 68 | 19 | 11 |
958 | He said it was easier than fixing our relationship. | 1.4182 | 0.05537 | 110 | 69 | 36 | 5 |
959 | We save on commuting but the vacuuming's a pain | 1.4182 | 0.05972 | 110 | 72 | 30 | 8 |
960 | This isn't quite what I had in mind when I suggested he work from home. | 1.4182 | 0.05972 | 110 | 77 | 22 | 11 |
961 | Now that he has a home office, I see much more of him. | 1.4182 | 0.05831 | 110 | 71 | 32 | 7 |
962 | Matt gets so much more done working at home. | 1.4182 | 0.06110 | 110 | 73 | 28 | 9 |
963 | It's so convenient that Matt now works from home. | 1.4179 | 0.05535 | 134 | 89 | 34 | 11 |
964 | He's very handy with the lubricant. | 1.4178 | 0.05390 | 146 | 98 | 35 | 13 |
965 | Towing is so pre-pandemic. | 1.4175 | 0.06401 | 103 | 69 | 25 | 9 |
966 | I’ll go get us some fresh scones from the vending machine. | 1.4175 | 0.05938 | 103 | 66 | 31 | 6 |
967 | He likes the flexibility of working at home. | 1.4174 | 0.05921 | 115 | 76 | 30 | 9 |
968 | I think house calls work better for doctors. | 1.4174 | 0.04619 | 115 | 77 | 32 | 6 |
969 | We started him on Legos and Tonkas but he quickly got bored with that... | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 127 | 81 | 39 | 7 |
970 | I’m sick of Zoom. I wanted some live DYI. | 1.4167 | 0.06327 | 120 | 84 | 22 | 14 |
971 | He's so much neater than my last roommate. | 1.4167 | 0.06102 | 120 | 82 | 26 | 12 |
972 | Oh he took the work at home option seriously when the pandemic hit. | 1.4167 | 0.06462 | 108 | 74 | 23 | 11 |
973 | Believe it or not, he was working from home before COVID. | 1.4167 | 0.06567 | 96 | 64 | 24 | 8 |
974 | And in the spare bedroom we’re planning a car wash. | 1.4158 | 0.06640 | 101 | 69 | 22 | 10 |
975 | He's the take his work home type. | 1.4158 | 0.06014 | 101 | 65 | 30 | 6 |
976 | This “working from home” is getting a little out of hand | 1.4158 | 0.06489 | 101 | 68 | 24 | 9 |
977 | i never should have told him to go get a hobby. | 1.4158 | 0.05847 | 101 | 64 | 32 | 5 |
978 | Matt working from home has actually been great. It really takes the awkwardness out of the silence. | 1.4153 | 0.05936 | 118 | 79 | 29 | 10 |
979 | Our marriage is getting much better mileage now. | 1.4151 | 0.06124 | 106 | 70 | 28 | 8 |
980 | WFH made life so much simpler for us. And it looks like Matt will finish your car shortly, may I refresh your tea? | 1.4151 | 0.06124 | 106 | 70 | 28 | 8 |
981 | This is not what I agreed to when he asked if he could work from home! | 1.4151 | 0.05823 | 106 | 68 | 32 | 6 |
982 | I don't know. I just thought he needed a lift. | 1.4151 | 0.06685 | 106 | 74 | 20 | 12 |
983 | You mean the rental came with in-house auto services?? | 1.4149 | 0.06490 | 94 | 62 | 25 | 7 |
984 | Matt's decided he really prefers working from home. | 1.4149 | 0.06664 | 94 | 63 | 23 | 8 |
985 | What's odd? | 1.4149 | 0.06664 | 94 | 63 | 23 | 8 |
986 | It's so rare to find someone who still makes house calls. | 1.4144 | 0.06067 | 111 | 74 | 28 | 9 |
987 | Yes, Mildred,... they call it a "Pop Up" Garage! | 1.4144 | 0.06067 | 111 | 74 | 28 | 9 |
988 | Working remotely has its ups and downs. | 1.4144 | 0.06331 | 111 | 76 | 24 | 11 |
989 | Everybody is working from home these days | 1.4144 | 0.05647 | 111 | 71 | 34 | 6 |
990 | This is a sixth floor walk-up -- you think I have my own parking space? | 1.4144 | 0.05349 | 111 | 69 | 38 | 4 |
991 | Honey, I hope we are not being too loud " | 1.4144 | 0.05647 | 111 | 71 | 34 | 6 |
992 | We were going to get a dog but this is more practical | 1.4141 | 0.06423 | 99 | 66 | 25 | 8 |
993 | Yes, Matt's fortunate to have a job he can do just as well at home. | 1.4141 | 0.06260 | 99 | 65 | 27 | 7 |
994 | The coffee here is excellent, isn’t it? | 1.4141 | 0.06260 | 99 | 65 | 27 | 7 |
995 | I think he’s adjusting quite well to his retirement. | 1.4141 | 0.06423 | 99 | 66 | 25 | 8 |
996 | When we heard they did house calls that cinched it for us | 1.4141 | 0.05604 | 128 | 85 | 33 | 10 |
997 | Well, it’s alot better than when he worked for the bus company. | 1.4138 | 0.05881 | 116 | 77 | 30 | 9 |
998 | His boss lets him work from home on Thursdays and Fridays | 1.4138 | 0.06131 | 116 | 79 | 26 | 11 |
999 | Matt’s waiting room has all the comforts of home “. | 1.4135 | 0.06497 | 104 | 71 | 23 | 10 |
1000 | He also does a marvelous soufle | 1.4135 | 0.06203 | 104 | 69 | 27 | 8 |
1001 | It’s going so well he wants to add a quick lube service in the den. | 1.4135 | 0.06051 | 104 | 68 | 29 | 7 |
1002 | The deal was, if had a vegetable garden and chickens in the backyard, he could take space for one of his hobbies! | 1.4135 | 0.06203 | 104 | 69 | 27 | 8 |
1003 | He really thinks we will get the reality show this time | 1.4132 | 0.05588 | 121 | 79 | 34 | 8 |
1004 | He said it’s this or he grows the beard back. I made my choice. | 1.4130 | 0.06938 | 92 | 63 | 20 | 9 |
1005 | Isn’t it exquisite? The auctioneer described it as “ New American Realism “. I simply had to have it | 1.4128 | 0.06545 | 109 | 76 | 21 | 12 |
1006 | It’s not so bad. My first husband was a taxidermist who did his work in the kitchen. | 1.4128 | 0.06143 | 109 | 73 | 27 | 9 |
1007 | I thought it was a dating app, then it all went very quickly. | 1.4128 | 0.06143 | 109 | 73 | 27 | 9 |
1008 | Matt’s decided to continue working from home two days a week. | 1.4127 | 0.05885 | 126 | 86 | 28 | 12 |
1009 | You’ll probably have to stay for dinner, too. | 1.4124 | 0.05998 | 97 | 62 | 30 | 5 |
1010 | When he said he'd bring his work home, I thought they were just going to meet on Zoom... | 1.4123 | 0.05819 | 114 | 75 | 31 | 8 |
1011 | I do wish he'd stop bringing his work home, though. | 1.4123 | 0.05752 | 114 | 77 | 28 | 9 |
1012 | I knew we should have been suspicious when they said they come to your home. | 1.4123 | 0.05951 | 114 | 76 | 29 | 9 |
1013 | He just really commits to our role playing. | 1.4123 | 0.06080 | 114 | 77 | 27 | 10 |
1014 | I encouraged him to get a hobby. | 1.4118 | 0.05897 | 119 | 80 | 29 | 10 |
1015 | Instead of wedding vows, we took out an extended warranty. | 1.4118 | 0.06876 | 102 | 72 | 18 | 12 |
1016 | Do you know how hard it is to find a good mechanic that does house calls these days? | 1.4118 | 0.04948 | 136 | 86 | 44 | 6 |
1017 | Once you get hooked on working from home it’s all over. | 1.4118 | 0.06286 | 102 | 68 | 26 | 8 |
1018 | He's been a lot more relaxed since working from home." | 1.4118 | 0.06130 | 102 | 67 | 28 | 7 |
1019 | This way, I can be sure I’m not overcharged! | 1.4112 | 0.06222 | 107 | 72 | 26 | 9 |
1020 | Well, working at home isn't for everyone... | 1.4112 | 0.06765 | 107 | 76 | 18 | 13 |
1021 | Matt has no trouble working remotely as long as it’s not Zoom. | 1.4112 | 0.05781 | 107 | 69 | 32 | 6 |
1022 | At the start of the pandemic he bought a book called “Home Auto Repairs,” and then one thing just led to another. | 1.4111 | 0.06495 | 90 | 59 | 25 | 6 |
1023 | It started with the dishwasher and he kind of took off from there. | 1.4111 | 0.06495 | 90 | 59 | 25 | 6 |
1024 | He's the only one in the Yellow Pages who makes house calls. | 1.4107 | 0.06156 | 112 | 76 | 26 | 10 |
1025 | Isn’t this great. I only needed an oil change. | 1.4105 | 0.06608 | 95 | 64 | 23 | 8 |
1026 | And don't mention it to your guy, but no more 'stopping off for one beer' on the way home. It's a marriage game changer. | 1.4105 | 0.06078 | 95 | 61 | 29 | 5 |
1027 | In the dining room he’s a forensic pathologist. Don’t go in there. | 1.4105 | 0.06775 | 95 | 65 | 21 | 9 |
1028 | Living in a motor home requires some adjustments. | 1.4105 | 0.06775 | 95 | 65 | 21 | 9 |
1029 | Is your husband working from home too? | 1.4103 | 0.06088 | 117 | 80 | 26 | 11 |
1030 | You really can order in anything these days | 1.4103 | 0.05966 | 117 | 79 | 28 | 10 |
1031 | It costs less than cable. | 1.4100 | 0.06528 | 100 | 68 | 23 | 9 |
1032 | He refuses to wear a mask, so he's working at home now. | 1.4100 | 0.06046 | 100 | 65 | 29 | 6 |
1033 | Carol, maybe you should pump the brakes on this relationship… | 1.4100 | 0.06831 | 100 | 70 | 19 | 11 |
1034 | I love the homey feel you gave to Matt's office. | 1.4095 | 0.06006 | 105 | 69 | 29 | 7 |
1035 | This racket is driving me crazy - let's finish our tea in the garage. | 1.4091 | 0.06366 | 110 | 76 | 23 | 11 |
1036 | Working from home is going about as well as you’d imagine. | 1.4091 | 0.06234 | 110 | 75 | 25 | 10 |
1037 | We were about to be evicted when the landlord's car broke down. | 1.4091 | 0.06234 | 110 | 75 | 25 | 10 |
1038 | Now that Matt's working from home we're able to eat dinner an hour earlier. | 1.4088 | 0.05439 | 137 | 92 | 34 | 11 |
1039 | It all started with putting together that Barbie car for Susan’s 7th birthday. | 1.4087 | 0.05910 | 115 | 77 | 29 | 9 |
1040 | You know Matt, he just loves to tinker around. | 1.4086 | 0.06706 | 93 | 63 | 22 | 8 |
1041 | Matt swore he’d prove that the white shirt crowd was not the only ones who could work from home during the Pandemic. | 1.4083 | 0.06092 | 120 | 83 | 25 | 12 |
1042 | It was hard when Matt first started working from home, but I've learned the smell of used motor oil is the smell of money. | 1.4083 | 0.05857 | 120 | 81 | 29 | 10 |
1043 | Matt was home schooled. | 1.4083 | 0.06092 | 120 | 83 | 25 | 12 |
1044 | It's my fault, really. I told him he needed a hobby after he retired. | 1.4082 | 0.05952 | 98 | 63 | 30 | 5 |
1045 | It keeps him busy and out of the kitchen | 1.4082 | 0.06932 | 98 | 69 | 18 | 11 |
1046 | Look on the bright side, now you can write off the house on your taxes! | 1.4082 | 0.06295 | 98 | 65 | 26 | 7 |
1047 | When you said you were getting lubed up in your living room, I had something else in mind! | 1.4082 | 0.06932 | 98 | 69 | 18 | 11 |
1048 | And how about you, Matt? Have you seen "Hamilton"? | 1.4080 | 0.06127 | 125 | 88 | 23 | 14 |
1049 | Oh just ignore Matt, he's just going through a midlife crisis. | 1.4080 | 0.05217 | 125 | 85 | 31 | 9 |
1050 | I guess I'll have to pick up after him! | 1.4078 | 0.06237 | 103 | 69 | 26 | 8 |
1051 | It was weird at the beginning of COVID, but now I can't imagine ever going to an auto shop again. | 1.4078 | 0.06237 | 103 | 69 | 26 | 8 |
1052 | Thanks to You Tube we no longer have to go to the dealership for routine maintenance.” | 1.4078 | 0.05924 | 103 | 67 | 30 | 6 |
1053 | So hard to find one that makes house calls. | 1.4074 | 0.05889 | 108 | 71 | 30 | 7 |
1054 | I can’t get him to take off his shoes in the house | 1.4074 | 0.06314 | 108 | 74 | 24 | 10 |
1055 | I MOSTLY love that he's working from home... | 1.4074 | 0.06034 | 108 | 72 | 28 | 8 |
1056 | We pay extra for the concierge service, but it’s so worth it. | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
1057 | You should see what our bedroom looks like. | 1.4071 | 0.05427 | 113 | 72 | 36 | 5 |
1058 | His ad said "mobile car repair" but I didn't realize it meant "in-home service." | 1.4068 | 0.05676 | 118 | 78 | 32 | 8 |
1059 | I'd like to check "his" drive shaft. | 1.4068 | 0.06165 | 118 | 82 | 24 | 12 |
1060 | He's going through a mid living room crisis. | 1.4068 | 0.06165 | 118 | 82 | 24 | 12 |
1061 | Its backseat is where we first dated. | 1.4066 | 0.06626 | 91 | 61 | 23 | 7 |
1062 | It’s so busy he’s bringing the brake jobs home on weekends. | 1.4066 | 0.07157 | 91 | 64 | 17 | 10 |
1063 | Yes, since Matt's been working from home I’ve been able to really understand the nuts and bolts of his business. | 1.4066 | 0.06808 | 91 | 62 | 21 | 8 |
1064 | Well, you said you want him to work from home. | 1.4066 | 0.06439 | 91 | 60 | 25 | 6 |
1065 | I wish Matt wouldn't bring his work home with him. | 1.4062 | 0.06209 | 96 | 63 | 27 | 6 |
1066 | It’s just a little side hustle. | 1.4062 | 0.06209 | 96 | 63 | 27 | 6 |
1067 | Let’s address the automobile in the room | 1.4062 | 0.06718 | 96 | 66 | 21 | 9 |
1068 | We're still working on our work-life alignment. | 1.4059 | 0.06321 | 101 | 68 | 25 | 8 |
1069 | His working from home has been a challenge | 1.4059 | 0.06476 | 101 | 69 | 23 | 9 |
1070 | So how's that new cleaning woman of yours working out? | 1.4057 | 0.06398 | 106 | 73 | 23 | 10 |
1071 | Since the Pandemic, I never have to worry when he calls to say "I'm working late" | 1.4057 | 0.06110 | 106 | 71 | 27 | 8 |
1072 | Don't worry, he's gotten his booster shot. | 1.4054 | 0.06054 | 111 | 75 | 27 | 9 |
1073 | Well, everyone's working from home these days. | 1.4054 | 0.06188 | 111 | 76 | 25 | 10 |
1074 | yes,we see a lot more of each other now that he works from home | 1.4054 | 0.06188 | 111 | 76 | 25 | 10 |
1075 | Matt’s been so much happier since he started working from home. | 1.4052 | 0.06120 | 116 | 80 | 25 | 11 |
1076 | Yes, the listing said "attached garage," but still .... | 1.4052 | 0.06477 | 116 | 83 | 19 | 14 |
1077 | Time for a brake ,Matt? | 1.4052 | 0.05996 | 116 | 79 | 27 | 10 |
1078 | Don’t ever send the message “auto-correct” to your husband! | 1.4052 | 0.06241 | 116 | 81 | 23 | 12 |
1079 | I wanted to go for a more industrial look for the living room | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
1080 | I told him to get a stay at home job. | 1.4048 | 0.05541 | 126 | 84 | 33 | 9 |
1081 | Just be patient, Madge, some of these male strippers take the role playing very seriously. | 1.4045 | 0.06914 | 89 | 61 | 20 | 8 |
1082 | No, baking sourdough bread was last week. | 1.4043 | 0.06648 | 94 | 64 | 22 | 8 |
1083 | I used to have him on speed dial, but this is much more convenient. | 1.4043 | 0.06984 | 94 | 66 | 18 | 10 |
1084 | You should see him in the kitchen! | 1.4040 | 0.05906 | 99 | 64 | 30 | 5 |
1085 | He often brings work home | 1.4040 | 0.06078 | 99 | 65 | 28 | 6 |
1086 | George's company has implemented a new 'Work from Home' policy. | 1.4040 | 0.06722 | 99 | 69 | 20 | 10 |
1087 | we are so much closer now that Matt is working from home | 1.4040 | 0.06567 | 99 | 68 | 22 | 9 |
1088 | I know it's messy, but it helps to pay the rent. | 1.4040 | 0.05906 | 99 | 64 | 30 | 5 |
1089 | This way I know where he is all the time | 1.4038 | 0.05719 | 104 | 67 | 32 | 5 |
1090 | I know he over-chrages women, but this waiting room is to die for. | 1.4038 | 0.06037 | 104 | 69 | 28 | 7 |
1091 | It’s nice we both get to work from home. | 1.4038 | 0.06903 | 104 | 75 | 16 | 13 |
1092 | He tinkers. That’s what I love about him. | 1.4038 | 0.06339 | 104 | 71 | 24 | 9 |
1093 | Matt is adapting well to his company's work from home policy. | 1.4038 | 0.06484 | 104 | 72 | 22 | 10 |
1094 | Ugh, supply chain disruptions… we’ve waited 3 months for the ‘Matt’s Living Room’ overalls | 1.4038 | 0.06627 | 104 | 73 | 20 | 11 |
1095 | The Airbnb listing specified no cats! But they didn't say anything about cars. | 1.4038 | 0.06037 | 104 | 69 | 28 | 7 |
1096 | I have to admit, I thought he wouldn't like working from home. | 1.4037 | 0.06267 | 109 | 75 | 24 | 10 |
1097 | It’s something he always dreamed of but never had a chance to do during his whole career as a lawyer. And our neighborhood doesn’t allow that kind of thing outside! | 1.4037 | 0.05846 | 109 | 72 | 30 | 7 |
1098 | Yeah, they zoned this as Mixed Use for some reason. | 1.4037 | 0.06130 | 109 | 74 | 26 | 9 |
1099 | He just loves working from home! | 1.4035 | 0.06195 | 114 | 79 | 24 | 11 |
1100 | Been here since March, 2020. He calls it "remotor working." | 1.4035 | 0.06068 | 114 | 78 | 26 | 10 |
1101 | Ha, I thought the problem was in the suspension. | 1.4035 | 0.04780 | 114 | 74 | 36 | 4 |
1102 | When I saw what my husband did to our living room, I broke down. | 1.4035 | 0.06906 | 114 | 85 | 12 | 17 |
1103 | Relax Martha, everyone’s working from home these days | 1.4034 | 0.05885 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
1104 | Because now our mortgage is a tax write-off, and it’s a great conversation starter. | 1.4034 | 0.05885 | 119 | 81 | 28 | 10 |
1105 | At first I thought he was carrying the "work at home" bit too far, but he turned the garage into an Airbnb and we're making a fortune. | 1.4023 | 0.06217 | 87 | 56 | 27 | 4 |
1106 | The living room isn't the only place he's a mechanic, if you catch my drift. | 1.4022 | 0.07093 | 92 | 65 | 17 | 10 |
1107 | I knew he was the one as soon as he told me he was handy around the house! | 1.4022 | 0.06568 | 92 | 62 | 23 | 7 |
1108 | Behold, the wheels coming off our relationship. | 1.4022 | 0.06748 | 92 | 63 | 21 | 8 |
1109 | Yeah, I still don't trust him. | 1.4021 | 0.07129 | 97 | 70 | 15 | 12 |
1110 | Matt has finally moved on from Legos! | 1.4021 | 0.06498 | 97 | 66 | 23 | 8 |
1111 | Our marriage counselor suggested we each get a home hobby. Mine is cleaning. | 1.4020 | 0.06574 | 102 | 71 | 21 | 10 |
1112 | They do all their work in-house. | 1.4019 | 0.06209 | 107 | 73 | 25 | 9 |
1113 | And for $50 more, he'll bare his chest and do a little dance. | 1.4019 | 0.06621 | 107 | 76 | 19 | 12 |
1114 | We’re so lucky his boss lets him work from home now. | 1.4019 | 0.05918 | 107 | 71 | 29 | 7 |
1115 | Pandemic aside, it’s been great to have him working from home. | 1.4019 | 0.06349 | 107 | 74 | 23 | 10 |
1116 | It was a TV when he started | 1.4019 | 0.06621 | 107 | 76 | 19 | 12 |
1117 | His work-life balance has really improved since he began working from home. | 1.4018 | 0.06400 | 112 | 79 | 21 | 12 |
1118 | Not having to commute to work has been a huge timesaver. | 1.4018 | 0.06011 | 112 | 76 | 27 | 9 |
1119 | Reminds me of when he was little and left Legos everywhere. | 1.4017 | 0.05954 | 117 | 80 | 27 | 10 |
1120 | With Covid,we're doing more things at home these days. | 1.4000 | 0.06281 | 90 | 59 | 26 | 5 |
1121 | I'm his favorite customer ! | 1.4000 | 0.05837 | 105 | 69 | 30 | 6 |
1122 | We’re so much closer since he started working from home. | 1.4000 | 0.06195 | 100 | 67 | 26 | 7 |
1123 | He's so much happier than when he was building ships in bottles. | 1.4000 | 0.06419 | 95 | 64 | 24 | 7 |
1124 | Matt seems happier working at home, but he still doesn't pick up after himself. | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
1125 | He's really taken this 'work from home' advice to heart. | 1.4000 | 0.06759 | 95 | 66 | 20 | 9 |
1126 | He doesn't know a thing about cars but look at how cute he is in those overalls. | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
1127 | Matt said he'd rather work from home. | 1.4000 | 0.05846 | 120 | 82 | 28 | 10 |
1128 | Talk about in home service. | 1.4000 | 0.05837 | 105 | 69 | 30 | 6 |
1129 | If he doesn’t clean up, he doesn’t get paid. | 1.4000 | 0.06513 | 100 | 69 | 22 | 9 |
1130 | Working from home has certainly been an adjustment for Matt. | 1.4000 | 0.06142 | 105 | 71 | 26 | 8 |
1131 | I guess I got spoiled after my gynecologist starting making house calls. | 1.4000 | 0.06963 | 100 | 72 | 16 | 12 |
1132 | We both decided it’d be a good idea to start working from home | 1.4000 | 0.06963 | 100 | 72 | 16 | 12 |
1133 | Some demonstrations are best left on you tube. | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
1134 | I'm so happy he can still work from home. | 1.4000 | 0.06419 | 95 | 64 | 24 | 7 |
1135 | He loves working at home, and tele garage just didn't work for him. | 1.4000 | 0.06221 | 110 | 76 | 24 | 10 |
1136 | At least now I know where he is | 1.4000 | 0.06085 | 110 | 75 | 26 | 9 |
1137 | That's true, but we are so much closer since Matt's been working from home. | 1.4000 | 0.05837 | 105 | 69 | 30 | 6 |
1138 | We've been 'fixing my car' for seventeen happy years. | 1.4000 | 0.06941 | 85 | 58 | 20 | 7 |
1139 | Well, he still brings his work home with him, but I'm glad he no longer works for the zoo. | 1.4000 | 0.06356 | 100 | 68 | 24 | 8 |
1140 | I did win, you know. At one point, this was all headed to our bedroom" | 1.4000 | 0.06851 | 90 | 62 | 20 | 8 |
1141 | You drive a sedan? | 1.4000 | 0.06923 | 95 | 67 | 18 | 10 |
1142 | I should never have given away his Legos. | 1.4000 | 0.06061 | 95 | 62 | 28 | 5 |
1143 | Saved the towing fee. | 1.4000 | 0.06030 | 100 | 66 | 28 | 6 |
1144 | Matt really takes working from home to a whole new level. | 1.3983 | 0.05663 | 118 | 79 | 31 | 8 |
1145 | Here in our living room Matt doesn’t have to wear a mask while he’s working. | 1.3982 | 0.05413 | 113 | 73 | 35 | 5 |
1146 | Are you sure he's fixing the wifi? | 1.3981 | 0.06162 | 108 | 74 | 25 | 9 |
1147 | 1. Yes, Matt's working from home now. | 1.3981 | 0.06369 | 108 | 78 | 18 | 12 |
1148 | The bylaws keep him from using power tools. | 1.3981 | 0.06301 | 108 | 75 | 23 | 10 |
1149 | He prefers to work from home where he isn't responsible for cleanup | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
1150 | The smog inspection is not my favorite. | 1.3981 | 0.06162 | 108 | 74 | 25 | 9 |
1151 | At first I was excited when his new job let him work from home | 1.3981 | 0.06437 | 108 | 76 | 21 | 11 |
1152 | And I get a free oil and carpet change." | 1.3981 | 0.06020 | 108 | 73 | 27 | 8 |
1153 | His company went fully remote | 1.3981 | 0.06437 | 108 | 76 | 21 | 11 |
1154 | Is there anything sexier than a man at home with tools? | 1.3981 | 0.05909 | 103 | 68 | 29 | 6 |
1155 | Now if I could just get my doctor to make house calls. | 1.3981 | 0.06521 | 103 | 72 | 21 | 10 |
1156 | Oh, but we save so much on rent | 1.3981 | 0.06068 | 103 | 69 | 27 | 7 |
1157 | He doesn't miss the commute. | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
1158 | On the plus side, we get to write-off half our mortgage now that Matt works from home… | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
1159 | The rent is cheap, and free car repairs! | 1.3980 | 0.06606 | 98 | 68 | 21 | 9 |
1160 | ... home office... tax purposes. | 1.3980 | 0.06279 | 98 | 66 | 25 | 7 |
1161 | He's taken working at home to a whole new level. | 1.3977 | 0.06959 | 88 | 61 | 19 | 8 |
1162 | A little to the left, hun. | 1.3977 | 0.06959 | 88 | 61 | 19 | 8 |
1163 | He may not be everyone's first pick, but I know a fixer-upper when I see one. | 1.3967 | 0.05180 | 121 | 78 | 38 | 5 |
1164 | We’re lucky! NOBODY makes house calls anymore! | 1.3966 | 0.05983 | 116 | 80 | 26 | 10 |
1165 | I think you need a different wrench for that. | 1.3964 | 0.06306 | 111 | 78 | 22 | 11 |
1166 | I think he's taken the 'work from home' thing too seriously. | 1.3964 | 0.05620 | 111 | 73 | 32 | 6 |
1167 | Working from home has really helped his work / life balance. | 1.3964 | 0.05904 | 111 | 75 | 28 | 8 |
1168 | Matt's been really taking remote work in stride. | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
1169 | Matt! How many times? Use a coaster! | 1.3962 | 0.06793 | 106 | 77 | 16 | 13 |
1170 | You can have anything delivered these days. | 1.3962 | 0.05794 | 106 | 70 | 30 | 6 |
1171 | And I picked up scrapbooking | 1.3962 | 0.06242 | 106 | 73 | 24 | 9 |
1172 | Actually, he's a lawyer but he does this to de-stress. | 1.3962 | 0.05794 | 106 | 70 | 30 | 6 |
1173 | Matt calls it the living vroom. | 1.3960 | 0.06612 | 101 | 71 | 20 | 10 |
1174 | He’s turned the shop into a brewery, but he doesn’t want to let his old customers down. | 1.3960 | 0.05816 | 101 | 66 | 30 | 5 |
1175 | A weekly tune up in the living room has been great for our marriage. | 1.3960 | 0.06147 | 101 | 68 | 26 | 7 |
1176 | Didn't Matt do a great job decorating his garage! | 1.3960 | 0.05816 | 101 | 66 | 30 | 5 |
1177 | No, that's Larry. Matt's out in the garage. | 1.3960 | 0.06306 | 101 | 69 | 24 | 8 |
1178 | I chose to remodel so my Matty could work from home. | 1.3958 | 0.06191 | 96 | 64 | 26 | 6 |
1179 | He asked me if I wanted a lift. | 1.3958 | 0.06536 | 96 | 66 | 22 | 8 |
1180 | Sure he makes house calls, but he really gets you on labor and parts. | 1.3956 | 0.06227 | 91 | 60 | 26 | 5 |
1181 | It's a home-study course. | 1.3956 | 0.06420 | 91 | 61 | 24 | 6 |
1182 | The therapist we're seeing was right. Our marriage did need a tune-up. | 1.3956 | 0.06028 | 91 | 59 | 28 | 4 |
1183 | The boss said he's more productive than ever | 1.3956 | 0.06967 | 91 | 64 | 18 | 9 |
1184 | It really ties the room together | 1.3956 | 0.06967 | 91 | 64 | 18 | 9 |
1185 | I said I need a lift home--not a lift at home. | 1.3953 | 0.06674 | 86 | 58 | 22 | 6 |
1186 | I LOVE to see a man working in the house | 1.3953 | 0.06674 | 86 | 58 | 22 | 6 |
1187 | I’m just happy I didn’t marry a butcher. | 1.3953 | 0.06466 | 86 | 57 | 24 | 5 |
1188 | Hank has really taken that COVID "work from home" concept to an extreme. | 1.3945 | 0.06388 | 109 | 77 | 21 | 11 |
1189 | See, I told you! They come to you! | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
1190 | 'Find a hobby' they said. | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
1191 | And they still give you a loaner | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
1192 | When he told me he was bringing his work home, this wasn't what I envisioned. | 1.3945 | 0.06116 | 109 | 75 | 25 | 9 |
1193 | Everybody is joining the work from home craze" | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
1194 | Well,sure,the open floor plan takes some getting used to. | 1.3942 | 0.05864 | 104 | 69 | 29 | 6 |
1195 | His boss has been very good about letting people work @home. | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
1196 | Yes, but, he is VERY good with his hands! | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
1197 | They're very reasonable, and they make house calls. Who even does that anymore? | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
1198 | All his customers are working from home--so he decided to give it a try | 1.3939 | 0.06061 | 99 | 66 | 27 | 6 |
1199 | Working from home has given us ups and downs. | 1.3939 | 0.07749 | 66 | 45 | 16 | 5 |
1200 | I intended the printed coveralls to be a joke, but they seem to have emboldened him. | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
1201 | I'll be so glad when this whole "working from home" thing is over! | 1.3939 | 0.06061 | 99 | 66 | 27 | 6 |
1202 | Geez-Louise, can you believe that everyone is working at home now? | 1.3939 | 0.06551 | 99 | 69 | 21 | 9 |
1203 | We never thought work at home was possible until Matt lost the garage in a poker game. | 1.3939 | 0.05527 | 99 | 63 | 33 | 3 |
1204 | I finally took advantage of those incessant car warranty calls! | 1.3939 | 0.06228 | 99 | 67 | 25 | 7 |
1205 | I keep telling him not to bring his work home, but he just can't help it. | 1.3936 | 0.06276 | 94 | 63 | 25 | 6 |
1206 | Later he's going to grease my monkey. | 1.3936 | 0.06631 | 94 | 65 | 21 | 8 |
1207 | You get used to it. | 1.3936 | 0.07130 | 94 | 68 | 15 | 11 |
1208 | With everyone WFH now, I’m so glad I didn’t marry a proctologist! | 1.3933 | 0.06895 | 89 | 62 | 19 | 8 |
1209 | WHEN I TOLD HIM I WISHED HE COULD WORK FROM HOME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D TAKE IT QUITE SO LITERALLY. | 1.3932 | 0.05688 | 117 | 79 | 30 | 8 |
1210 | And if our ratings through Car BnB are high enough, we could expect to have mechanics in our living room almost every day of the month! | 1.3929 | 0.05360 | 112 | 75 | 31 | 6 |
1211 | He has adapted well to working from home | 1.3929 | 0.05862 | 112 | 76 | 28 | 8 |
1212 | I love what you've done to the flat | 1.3929 | 0.06987 | 84 | 58 | 19 | 7 |
1213 | Yes, working from home can be a little messy. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
1214 | He’s been looking for an annoying little rattle that bothered me. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
1215 | He likes working at home. | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
1216 | I thought we hired a stripper? | 1.3922 | 0.06256 | 102 | 70 | 24 | 8 |
1217 | Wasn't working-from-home supposed to be an online thing? | 1.3922 | 0.05937 | 102 | 68 | 28 | 6 |
1218 | Matt offered all his mechanics the work-at-home option. | 1.3922 | 0.06098 | 102 | 69 | 26 | 7 |
1219 | I wish he knew as much about fixing a relationship. | 1.3922 | 0.06409 | 102 | 71 | 22 | 9 |
1220 | Is it legal? It's not even physically possible. | 1.3918 | 0.06804 | 97 | 69 | 18 | 10 |
1221 | On Saturday nights, we make out in the car and the kids can't get to us. | 1.3918 | 0.05963 | 97 | 64 | 28 | 5 |
1222 | After the lockdown Matt decided he preferred to continue working from home. | 1.3913 | 0.06729 | 92 | 64 | 20 | 8 |
1223 | Matt’s pandemic hobby turned out to be good business… let me offer you an extended warranty | 1.3913 | 0.06365 | 92 | 62 | 24 | 6 |
1224 | This way, when I need service, I get it in a jiffy | 1.3909 | 0.05494 | 110 | 72 | 33 | 5 |
1225 | Auto shop. I’m so proud he does his homework. | 1.3909 | 0.05790 | 110 | 74 | 29 | 7 |
1226 | The pandemic has allowed Matt to finally work from home. | 1.3909 | 0.06207 | 110 | 77 | 23 | 10 |
1227 | If you have time for another cup of tea, Matt will change your oil and detail your car as well. | 1.3908 | 0.06195 | 87 | 57 | 26 | 4 |
1228 | As long as the car is up, the neighbor downstairs doesn't complain. | 1.3906 | 0.05230 | 128 | 85 | 36 | 7 |
1229 | I'll admit I wasn't crazy about him working from home at first, but I've gotten used to the company... and the pneumatic drill | 1.3905 | 0.06274 | 105 | 73 | 23 | 9 |
1230 | He says he's more productive when he Works From Home. | 1.3905 | 0.06274 | 105 | 73 | 23 | 9 |
1231 | On the plus side, he's had more luck with this approach than he had trying to do it via Zoom. | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
1232 | Well,Google Maps said it was the closest. | 1.3902 | 0.07312 | 82 | 58 | 16 | 8 |
1233 | Your husband has taken this work from home a little to far.. | 1.3900 | 0.06013 | 100 | 67 | 27 | 6 |
1234 | The great part is, it's all cleaned up by cocktail hour. | 1.3900 | 0.05842 | 100 | 66 | 29 | 5 |
1235 | It started when I got him a Matchbox collection for his 40th birthday! | 1.3900 | 0.06340 | 100 | 69 | 23 | 8 |
1236 | "He was my mechanic, now he's my husband." | 1.3900 | 0.06497 | 100 | 70 | 21 | 9 |
1237 | I guess the Delta variant scuttled Matt’s Garage’s reopening plans? | 1.3900 | 0.05667 | 100 | 65 | 31 | 4 |
1238 | Between apartment rent and the maintenance costs on my old car, this was the best solution. | 1.3895 | 0.06224 | 95 | 64 | 25 | 6 |
1239 | We're doing an adult video later, so he's really getting into character. | 1.3895 | 0.06742 | 95 | 67 | 19 | 9 |
1240 | It’s the latest from IKEA. | 1.3895 | 0.06742 | 95 | 67 | 19 | 9 |
1241 | I can't get past Mort Gerberg's car balancing on three wheels." | 1.3895 | 0.06906 | 95 | 68 | 17 | 10 |
1242 | Matt felt that he too deserved to work from home | 1.3894 | 0.05820 | 113 | 77 | 28 | 8 |
1243 | He’s still working remotely. | 1.3894 | 0.05954 | 113 | 78 | 26 | 9 |
1244 | Now, he's home every night. | 1.3894 | 0.05542 | 113 | 75 | 32 | 6 |
1245 | On the upside, he hasn't missed a day of work. | 1.3894 | 0.06085 | 113 | 79 | 24 | 10 |
1246 | this dealership has made its waiting room so like home | 1.3894 | 0.06214 | 113 | 80 | 22 | 11 |
1247 | When they said “service like you get at home” we had no idea. | 1.3889 | 0.06456 | 90 | 61 | 23 | 6 |
1248 | He's so much happier since he's been working at home. | 1.3889 | 0.06832 | 90 | 63 | 19 | 8 |
1249 | When he said he was a 'Mechanical Performance Artist' I thought he meant something else! | 1.3889 | 0.05398 | 108 | 70 | 34 | 4 |
1250 | He's a home-schooled mechanic | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
1251 | We converted the garage. | 1.3883 | 0.06506 | 103 | 73 | 20 | 10 |
1252 | Then at 6 o’clock he makes me a Sidecar. | 1.3883 | 0.06358 | 103 | 72 | 22 | 9 |
1253 | We call it the "Make a Living" room. | 1.3883 | 0.06506 | 103 | 73 | 20 | 10 |
1254 | To think, it all started with sourdough…. | 1.3883 | 0.06206 | 103 | 71 | 24 | 8 |
1255 | I didn't even need to bring it to the shop. | 1.3882 | 0.06502 | 85 | 57 | 23 | 5 |
1256 | I just want to know why he's examining the brakes when I complained about a bad fuel injector. | 1.3882 | 0.06502 | 85 | 57 | 23 | 5 |
1257 | It's either here or having to drive to Queens. | 1.3882 | 0.06714 | 85 | 58 | 21 | 6 |
1258 | It's not much of a garage,but this waiting room is very nice. | 1.3882 | 0.06502 | 85 | 57 | 23 | 5 |
1259 | ever since George left, I’ve needed a man around the house. The car repairs are a bonus. | 1.3878 | 0.06261 | 98 | 67 | 24 | 7 |
1260 | I told him he could do whatever he wants with his half of the room. | 1.3875 | 0.07225 | 80 | 56 | 17 | 7 |
1261 | Yes, I sometimes regret asking for full transparency in overseeing the work. | 1.3875 | 0.07225 | 80 | 56 | 17 | 7 |
1262 | Oh, after the oil change, he disassembles it to get it out the door. | 1.3875 | 0.07225 | 80 | 56 | 17 | 7 |
1263 | It all began when he stopped by and asked me if I wanted a lift. | 1.3875 | 0.07225 | 80 | 56 | 17 | 7 |
1264 | This "working from home" is getting out of hand. | 1.3874 | 0.05604 | 111 | 74 | 31 | 6 |
1265 | When I first met Matt, he mentioned he had a side hobby. | 1.3874 | 0.05748 | 111 | 75 | 29 | 7 |
1266 | When there's a mechanic in the living room, you can't pretend he isn't there. | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
1267 | He gets a lot more female customers since he decorated the waiting room. | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
1268 | We enclosed the garage to give us more living space. | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
1269 | He just loves working remotely. | 1.3871 | 0.06492 | 93 | 64 | 22 | 7 |
1270 | It' so convenient but clean-up's a bitch. | 1.3871 | 0.06122 | 93 | 62 | 26 | 5 |
1271 | That's my son: he loves working from home! | 1.3871 | 0.06310 | 93 | 63 | 24 | 6 |
1272 | One of the upgrades about working from home is the waiting room. | 1.3871 | 0.05928 | 93 | 61 | 28 | 4 |
1273 | Matt has taken working from home to a whole new level, | 1.3868 | 0.05777 | 106 | 71 | 29 | 6 |
1274 | It's been so nice to have Matt work from home. | 1.3868 | 0.06369 | 106 | 75 | 21 | 10 |
1275 | I know, I know, he shouldn’t bring his work home with him. I just appreciate him being here. | 1.3866 | 0.06098 | 119 | 85 | 22 | 12 |
1276 | it started as a bit of a hobby but turned into something else when the monogrammed mechanic overalls came on the scene. | 1.3864 | 0.06552 | 88 | 60 | 22 | 6 |
1277 | It was so convenient when the windshield repair people came to our home, I thought, "Why not?" | 1.3864 | 0.06939 | 88 | 62 | 18 | 8 |
1278 | There you go again, showing your nuts in front of company! | 1.3864 | 0.07125 | 88 | 63 | 16 | 9 |
1279 | I don’t think Matt has found a good work life-balance ever since he’s been working at home. | 1.3864 | 0.06748 | 88 | 61 | 20 | 7 |
1280 | Matt is vaccinated, but he is still working from home. | 1.3864 | 0.07306 | 88 | 64 | 14 | 10 |
1281 | It’s amazing who’s making house calls these days! | 1.3861 | 0.05260 | 101 | 64 | 35 | 2 |
1282 | We can deduct the rent as business expense! | 1.3861 | 0.05445 | 101 | 65 | 33 | 3 |
1283 | It's a Banksy. | 1.3861 | 0.06288 | 101 | 70 | 23 | 8 |
1284 | When I asked Matt to bring over his big tool—this isn’t what I meant. | 1.3855 | 0.07239 | 83 | 59 | 16 | 8 |
1285 | Matt working from home has been a mixed blessing | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 65 | 25 | 6 |
1286 | I cheat on him once! | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 65 | 25 | 6 |
1287 | At least it’s only the compact cars in the living room. | 1.3854 | 0.06172 | 96 | 65 | 25 | 6 |
1288 | And just like that the pottery wheel was packed away and out came all this…he really commits to a new hobby… | 1.3854 | 0.06517 | 96 | 67 | 21 | 8 |
1289 | Due to Covid he chose to work at home. | 1.3853 | 0.05668 | 109 | 73 | 30 | 6 |
1290 | I’m glad his hobby keeps him home. | 1.3852 | 0.05515 | 122 | 83 | 31 | 8 |
1291 | Matt has been working from home since this pandemic started. | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
1292 | Working from home is the new normal. | 1.3846 | 0.06081 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
1293 | The hard part was building a ramp to the 16th floor. | 1.3846 | 0.07122 | 91 | 66 | 15 | 10 |
1294 | Since Covid, Matt has insisted upon working at home. | 1.3846 | 0.06206 | 91 | 61 | 25 | 5 |
1295 | Matt had to widen the front door, but otherwise working from home's been a breeze. | 1.3846 | 0.06399 | 91 | 62 | 23 | 6 |
1296 | Despite his dedication, he’s actually a terrible mechanic. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
1297 | Messy?!? He used to be a large-animal veterinarian! | 1.3846 | 0.06770 | 91 | 64 | 19 | 8 |
1298 | What I love about Matt is his tolerance of my entertaining guests. | 1.3846 | 0.06307 | 104 | 73 | 22 | 9 |
1299 | It could be worse, at least he's not a proctologist working from home! | 1.3846 | 0.07122 | 91 | 66 | 15 | 10 |
1300 | He won't stop bragging about his new remote work life tire balance. | 1.3846 | 0.06948 | 91 | 65 | 17 | 9 |
1301 | He only works from home part of the week now, so it’s really not that bad | 1.3840 | 0.05655 | 125 | 87 | 28 | 10 |
1302 | He has no plans to go back to the office. | 1.3839 | 0.06115 | 112 | 79 | 23 | 10 |
1303 | It's a new relationship Hilda, I'm trying to be supportive. | 1.3838 | 0.06210 | 99 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
1304 | Great coffee here, you should see the amenities in 'Steve's Garage,' down the street! | 1.3837 | 0.07242 | 86 | 62 | 15 | 9 |
1305 | Matt lost business working from home with Zoom; plus, who uses their living room anyway? | 1.3837 | 0.06442 | 86 | 58 | 23 | 5 |
1306 | It's makes a bigger mess than golf, but he's home on the weekends. | 1.3832 | 0.05886 | 107 | 73 | 27 | 7 |
1307 | Like everyone else, Matt decided to work from home. | 1.3832 | 0.05734 | 107 | 72 | 29 | 6 |
1308 | I guess he hasn’t found its chip yet | 1.3832 | 0.06457 | 107 | 77 | 19 | 11 |
1309 | Everyone's working from home now. | 1.3830 | 0.06436 | 94 | 65 | 22 | 7 |
1310 | 'Oh, I know, but doesn't your husband bring work home too?' | 1.3830 | 0.05476 | 94 | 60 | 32 | 2 |
1311 | Working from home, we're saving the overhead on the shop. | 1.3830 | 0.05879 | 94 | 62 | 28 | 4 |
1312 | I’ll admit, I was skeptical at first, but now that he’s working from home, we’ve had more time for us | 1.3830 | 0.06070 | 94 | 63 | 26 | 5 |
1313 | Honey, I said 'break up,' not 'brake up' | 1.3828 | 0.05882 | 128 | 92 | 23 | 13 |
1314 | Well, with Covid and all, everyone's working from home these days. | 1.3826 | 0.05466 | 115 | 77 | 32 | 6 |
1315 | It was either going to be a garage or a shooting range--this seemed safer. | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
1316 | We also have a vet that makes house calls. | 1.3824 | 0.06080 | 102 | 70 | 25 | 7 |
1317 | He's using a 4/5ths instead of a 7/8ths, bless him | 1.3824 | 0.07563 | 68 | 47 | 16 | 5 |
1318 | Ya, the 'always knowing where he is' thing, isn't what it's cracked up to be. | 1.3824 | 0.05404 | 102 | 66 | 33 | 3 |
1319 | About 28 years. Why do you ask? | 1.3824 | 0.06238 | 102 | 71 | 23 | 8 |
1320 | He promised me he’ll stop working from home once this one is back together. | 1.3824 | 0.05752 | 102 | 68 | 29 | 5 |
1321 | It's been great having Matt work from home during COVID, but it has involved a few adjustments. | 1.3820 | 0.06086 | 89 | 59 | 26 | 4 |
1322 | Yes, it was a bit of an ordeal to get the lift past the coop board. But it's been so worth it. | 1.3820 | 0.06086 | 89 | 59 | 26 | 4 |
1323 | And once the car is off it makes a great dining room table. | 1.3820 | 0.06292 | 89 | 60 | 24 | 5 |
1324 | Matt thinks WFH is here to stay. I think I’m filing for divorce. | 1.3820 | 0.06686 | 89 | 62 | 20 | 7 |
1325 | Well I told him to take up a hobby.... | 1.3820 | 0.05873 | 89 | 58 | 28 | 3 |
1326 | He’s working from home now, you know. | 1.3820 | 0.06874 | 89 | 63 | 18 | 8 |
1327 | You’re right - this IS the nicest waiting room in town. | 1.3820 | 0.06492 | 89 | 61 | 22 | 6 |
1328 | It's noisy and messy, but them's the brakes. | 1.3820 | 0.06686 | 89 | 62 | 20 | 7 |
1329 | High ceilings really do add value to a home. | 1.3814 | 0.06121 | 97 | 66 | 25 | 6 |
1330 | Matt thinks that working from home is a great idea.. | 1.3814 | 0.06294 | 97 | 67 | 23 | 7 |
1331 | I just can't do the waiting room at Meineke. | 1.3814 | 0.06121 | 97 | 66 | 25 | 6 |
1332 | It is hard to believe but, we also get roadside assistance, towing and car rental coverage. | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
1333 | The IRS said we couldn’t write off the garage as a ‘home office’. | 1.3810 | 0.07167 | 84 | 60 | 16 | 8 |
1334 | This is so much better than when he was bringing home prostitutes. | 1.3810 | 0.06682 | 105 | 77 | 16 | 12 |
1335 | Don’t you love this open floor plan | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
1336 | He's gotten more hands-on since retiring. | 1.3804 | 0.06152 | 92 | 62 | 25 | 5 |
1337 | I'm so glad Matt can work from home! | 1.3804 | 0.06343 | 92 | 63 | 23 | 6 |
1338 | I really don't mind if Matt brings his work home with him. | 1.3804 | 0.06529 | 92 | 64 | 21 | 7 |
1339 | He loves working from home now. | 1.3804 | 0.06343 | 92 | 63 | 23 | 6 |
1340 | He said it would be uplifting if I let him work from home. | 1.3804 | 0.06343 | 92 | 63 | 23 | 6 |
1341 | the car broke on the way to the kitchen | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
1342 | You should see the craft room. | 1.3800 | 0.05822 | 100 | 67 | 28 | 5 |
1343 | It IS embarrassing. His name is actually Felix! | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
1344 | I’ve named him employee of the month 18 straight times now | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
1345 | He's here a lot more when he brings his work home! | 1.3797 | 0.06057 | 79 | 51 | 26 | 2 |
1346 | I love work. I can sit and watch it for hours. | 1.3796 | 0.06541 | 108 | 79 | 17 | 12 |
1347 | Our doctor stopped house calls years ago, but Matt is a gem! | 1.3793 | 0.06589 | 87 | 60 | 21 | 6 |
1348 | Matt's takes working from home really seriously - you know, because of the pandemic and all that. | 1.3793 | 0.06170 | 87 | 58 | 25 | 4 |
1349 | The pandemic hasn't changed anything. He always worked from home. | 1.3793 | 0.06789 | 87 | 61 | 19 | 7 |
1350 | Oh you can learn almost anything on YouTube! | 1.3793 | 0.06789 | 87 | 61 | 19 | 7 |
1351 | At least he’s not a butcher | 1.3793 | 0.06789 | 87 | 61 | 19 | 7 |
1352 | When he first told me he was going to buy a car from IKEA, I thought he was crazy. | 1.3786 | 0.06776 | 103 | 76 | 15 | 12 |
1353 | Since the pandemic he is working from home | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
1354 | Better this than letting him change the baby. | 1.3786 | 0.05873 | 103 | 70 | 27 | 6 |
1355 | Our relationship has really flourished since we've been working from home. | 1.3784 | 0.05285 | 111 | 73 | 34 | 4 |
1356 | No,Madge…MOMA calls this an “installation”. | 1.3782 | 0.05846 | 119 | 84 | 25 | 10 |
1357 | When he’s done, I get a personal “tune up” for no extra charge. | 1.3780 | 0.06409 | 82 | 55 | 23 | 4 |
1358 | It's messy, but it's less annoying than the constant zoom calls. | 1.3780 | 0.06409 | 82 | 55 | 23 | 4 |
1359 | On the bright side, I always know where he is. | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
1360 | No he hasn’t always worked from home, why do you ask? | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
1361 | It's all about the transmission, really. | 1.3778 | 0.06811 | 90 | 64 | 18 | 8 |
1362 | It's tricky when he has to do a test drive through the hallway. | 1.3778 | 0.06434 | 90 | 62 | 22 | 6 |
1363 | Yes, clutters the room a bit, but now we can have lunch together every day." | 1.3778 | 0.06237 | 90 | 61 | 24 | 5 |
1364 | Our therapist told us to compromise when we remodeled this room. | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
1365 | It's an open-concept garage. | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
1366 | They really believe in the saying from the comfort of your living room | 1.3778 | 0.06625 | 90 | 63 | 20 | 7 |
1367 | The upside is that for the first time in years we can have lunch together. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
1368 | It started with bikes. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
1369 | I accidentally downloaded the "Lift" app. | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
1370 | He was going cabin crazy shut in during the epidemic till he started watching "Jay Leno's Garage". Well, need I say more! | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
1371 | Wait 'til he sees what I got him for Christmas. | 1.3774 | 0.05912 | 106 | 73 | 26 | 7 |
1372 | I was afraid this would happen. He's completely used to working from home now. | 1.3774 | 0.06062 | 106 | 74 | 24 | 8 |
1373 | He always looked forward to retiring. | 1.3774 | 0.05912 | 106 | 73 | 26 | 7 |
1374 | Sorry for the mess. Matt's working at home today. | 1.3772 | 0.05487 | 114 | 77 | 31 | 6 |
1375 | With every birthday,the toys have been getting bigger! | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
1376 | It's called "Retirement". | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
1377 | You didn't need that wheel back, did you? | 1.3766 | 0.06414 | 77 | 51 | 23 | 3 |
1378 | I'm so lucky Matt makes house calls. | 1.3766 | 0.07404 | 77 | 55 | 15 | 7 |
1379 | Fortunately, Matt still offers a remote option for all employees. | 1.3766 | 0.07169 | 77 | 54 | 17 | 6 |
1380 | Triple-A never did house calls. | 1.3766 | 0.06927 | 77 | 53 | 19 | 5 |
1381 | You should see the place when he cooks. | 1.3765 | 0.06896 | 85 | 60 | 18 | 7 |
1382 | Not really. It’s the next logical step in home delivery. | 1.3765 | 0.06368 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
1383 | Isn't Prime wonderful? | 1.3765 | 0.06896 | 85 | 60 | 18 | 7 |
1384 | Ever since the Pandemic - Matt's been able to work from home. | 1.3765 | 0.06477 | 85 | 58 | 22 | 5 |
1385 | See Linda, this is the only way I can know exactly what I'm paying for. | 1.3765 | 0.06029 | 85 | 56 | 26 | 3 |
1386 | This way I get the whole garage for my teacup collection. | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
1387 | Happens every time the check engine light comes on | 1.3763 | 0.06288 | 93 | 64 | 23 | 6 |
1388 | I invited him to look under my hood, but I didn’t mean it THAT way. | 1.3763 | 0.06471 | 93 | 65 | 21 | 7 |
1389 | He's still at Goldman Sachs - this is just his side hustle | 1.3762 | 0.06426 | 101 | 72 | 20 | 9 |
1390 | It was easy. I used the Instacar app. | 1.3762 | 0.05777 | 101 | 68 | 28 | 5 |
1391 | I love a guy who’s handy around the house. | 1.3761 | 0.05392 | 117 | 79 | 32 | 6 |
1392 | He says, if you can get a ship in a bottle, you can get a car in the living room. | 1.3750 | 0.06325 | 88 | 60 | 23 | 5 |
1393 | He keeps bringing his work home. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
1394 | Of course he wants you to stay for dinner, Mother! | 1.3750 | 0.06975 | 80 | 56 | 18 | 6 |
1395 | If I didn't know better, I'd swear he's ENJOYING the pandemic. | 1.3750 | 0.07415 | 80 | 58 | 14 | 8 |
1396 | I guess you really can order anything online these days. | 1.3750 | 0.06725 | 88 | 62 | 19 | 7 |
1397 | It not only let him work remotely,it makes changing the bulbs for the recessed lighting in the ceiling so much easier! | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
1398 | Could be worse. Imagine he was a mortician? | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
1399 | Matt's always been a Stay at Home guy. | 1.3750 | 0.05827 | 104 | 71 | 27 | 6 |
1400 | Your car is fixed. He just needs to take it apart to get it out the door | 1.3750 | 0.07415 | 80 | 58 | 14 | 8 |
1401 | Ask him to dry the dishes, forget it. But put a wrench in his hand... | 1.3750 | 0.06975 | 80 | 56 | 18 | 6 |
1402 | I know,but "Matt's Living Room" wasn't bringing in any business. | 1.3750 | 0.06745 | 80 | 55 | 20 | 5 |
1403 | So I said 'everyone these days works from home.' | 1.3750 | 0.06917 | 88 | 63 | 17 | 8 |
1404 | When you hire Jake's garage, they do the work in your living room naked. | 1.3750 | 0.05985 | 104 | 72 | 25 | 7 |
1405 | Well, he needed something to do during the pandemic. | 1.3737 | 0.06514 | 99 | 71 | 19 | 9 |
1406 | Well, the children are really happy that he is working from home! | 1.3736 | 0.05981 | 91 | 61 | 26 | 4 |
1407 | It's time to get back to the office. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1408 | Matt sure is taking this whole "work from home" thing to a new level. | 1.3736 | 0.07271 | 91 | 68 | 12 | 11 |
1409 | The lobby at Jo's Garage just has popcorn and the sports channel." | 1.3736 | 0.06565 | 91 | 64 | 20 | 7 |
1410 | When I said I wanted a subscription to Popular Mechanics, this wasn’t what I had in mind. | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1411 | I admit when Matt was a baker working from home, the smell was better | 1.3736 | 0.06376 | 91 | 63 | 22 | 6 |
1412 | The American Class Divide | 1.3736 | 0.05773 | 91 | 60 | 28 | 3 |
1413 | It's a good cottage industry: every time he puts one back together, we sell the leftover parts | 1.3735 | 0.07008 | 83 | 59 | 17 | 7 |
1414 | I didn't think anyone still did housecalls. | 1.3735 | 0.07008 | 83 | 59 | 17 | 7 |
1415 | One YouTube video and he thinks he's an expert. | 1.3735 | 0.06795 | 83 | 58 | 19 | 6 |
1416 | The Air BNB ad did say it was a shared space | 1.3735 | 0.07008 | 83 | 59 | 17 | 7 |
1417 | We'll just reverse the rug. | 1.3733 | 0.06785 | 75 | 51 | 20 | 4 |
1418 | My phone autocorrected “live-in aupair” but I kinda like it. We traded the kids for the Buick. | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
1419 | He chose to work from home. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
1420 | He's taken the work at home trend to a new level. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
1421 | Last week it was terrariums. | 1.3725 | 0.06219 | 102 | 72 | 22 | 8 |
1422 | Reality TV without the TV. | 1.3723 | 0.06233 | 94 | 65 | 23 | 6 |
1423 | It’s exactly how I imagined married life would be! | 1.3723 | 0.06047 | 94 | 64 | 25 | 5 |
1424 | Since the pandemic Matt's been doing all his work at home. | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
1425 | So glad you could visit today. Tomorrow is my ob-gyn appointment. | 1.3721 | 0.07219 | 86 | 63 | 14 | 9 |
1426 | List It! | 1.3721 | 0.06626 | 86 | 60 | 20 | 6 |
1427 | I see the problem here… there’s oil on your carpet | 1.3721 | 0.06416 | 86 | 59 | 22 | 5 |
1428 | Matt does all the expert repairs and I designed the waiting room. | 1.3718 | 0.06607 | 78 | 53 | 21 | 4 |
1429 | He calls it working on zoom-zoom. | 1.3718 | 0.06854 | 78 | 54 | 19 | 5 |
1430 | My auto insurance includes house calls. | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
1431 | I really appreciate this personal, in-home service. | 1.3711 | 0.05349 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1432 | I never cared much for working at home, but Matt took to it right away. | 1.3711 | 0.05920 | 97 | 66 | 26 | 5 |
1433 | I'm just thankful he closed Matt's Petting Zoo before remote work started | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
1434 | Since COVID, Matt has been lucky enough to work from home! | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
1435 | I'm ecstatic! He does house calls! | 1.3708 | 0.06851 | 89 | 64 | 17 | 8 |
1436 | Since I turned the spare bedroom into my sewing room, it’s only fair that he can use the living room. | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
1437 | I don’t think he understood what I meant when I told him he should be doing auto correct. | 1.3708 | 0.06267 | 89 | 61 | 23 | 5 |
1438 | It’s just a side-gig for now. | 1.3708 | 0.06267 | 89 | 61 | 23 | 5 |
1439 | He lost his lease. | 1.3708 | 0.05623 | 89 | 58 | 29 | 2 |
1440 | And the best part of the open concept reno is that I don't ever have to make that long drive out to Matt's Garage anymore | 1.3708 | 0.06662 | 89 | 63 | 19 | 7 |
1441 | My decorator is from Detroit. | 1.3708 | 0.06468 | 89 | 62 | 21 | 6 |
1442 | The same week the lock down started, Matt lost his job and the TV broke. So we’re just making the best of it now! More coffee? | 1.3708 | 0.06267 | 89 | 61 | 23 | 5 |
1443 | Karen I really love your new curtains! | 1.3708 | 0.06267 | 89 | 61 | 23 | 5 |
1444 | He has the best nuts in town. | 1.3704 | 0.07124 | 81 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
1445 | I love this apartment but the radiator hisses | 1.3704 | 0.06904 | 81 | 57 | 18 | 6 |
1446 | ...and for lunch he goes to the garage. | 1.3700 | 0.06614 | 100 | 73 | 17 | 10 |
1447 | We're so lucky that Matt can work from home! | 1.3700 | 0.05972 | 100 | 69 | 25 | 6 |
1448 | Business has picked up since we changed the name from Matt's Living Room. | 1.3700 | 0.06460 | 100 | 72 | 19 | 9 |
1449 | They called him back to the office but Matt's decide he likes working from home. | 1.3700 | 0.05624 | 100 | 67 | 29 | 4 |
1450 | This is nothing. His brother is working from home, too, and he's a proctologist! | 1.3699 | 0.06899 | 73 | 50 | 19 | 4 |
1451 | H couldn't figure out the whole Zoom work thing. | 1.3699 | 0.07169 | 73 | 51 | 17 | 5 |
1452 | He also converted our garage into an office. | 1.3699 | 0.07169 | 73 | 51 | 17 | 5 |
1453 | You really are taking role-plays to the next level. | 1.3699 | 0.06617 | 73 | 49 | 21 | 3 |
1454 | We’re so lucky that Matt’s been able to work from home during COVID. | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1455 | I tried to explain that working from home meant 'remotely,' but you know how stubborn he can be. | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1456 | When he said he'd be bringing some work home I had no idea. | 1.3696 | 0.06128 | 92 | 63 | 24 | 5 |
1457 | I’m certainly more wary of condo conversions now. | 1.3696 | 0.07035 | 92 | 68 | 14 | 10 |
1458 | We've become much closer since he's been working from home. | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
1459 | He loves showing off to my friends, usually he just lays on this couch | 1.3696 | 0.05724 | 92 | 61 | 28 | 3 |
1460 | I just love that he does house calls! | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
1461 | “Do you think I should ask him to put a mask on?” | 1.3690 | 0.06728 | 84 | 59 | 19 | 6 |
1462 | I was hoping he'd take up watercolor painting. | 1.3690 | 0.06938 | 84 | 60 | 17 | 7 |
1463 | Nobody thought he could do this in a 5th floor walk up, but he proved them wrong. | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
1464 | His co-workers are all starting back at the garage next week, but Matt loves working from home. | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
1465 | Matt’s taking the work from home thing very seriously! | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
1466 | Matt is saving on gasoline, but I've spent a small fortune on carpet cleaner. | 1.3684 | 0.05806 | 95 | 64 | 27 | 4 |
1467 | Yes, it’s tough on the rugs, but it pays the rent. | 1.3684 | 0.06969 | 76 | 53 | 18 | 5 |
1468 | Well, he wanted a man cave and I said no. | 1.3684 | 0.05806 | 95 | 64 | 27 | 4 |
1469 | It's a little messy but at least I know where he is. | 1.3684 | 0.06713 | 76 | 52 | 20 | 4 |
1470 | Matt was the only one who offered a "service at your home" option. | 1.3684 | 0.05996 | 95 | 65 | 25 | 5 |
1471 | Matt asked me to decorate this corner of the garage. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
1472 | He is a mechanic in residence. | 1.3684 | 0.07216 | 76 | 54 | 16 | 6 |
1473 | Every man needs a hobby my mother always said | 1.3684 | 0.05996 | 95 | 65 | 25 | 5 |
1474 | It’s not ideal having friends over when Matt works at home. | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
1475 | He did his own research. | 1.3679 | 0.06474 | 106 | 78 | 17 | 11 |
1476 | Loft living and a mechanic who makes housecalls. I love New York! | 1.3678 | 0.06143 | 87 | 59 | 24 | 4 |
1477 | He prefers working from home. | 1.3678 | 0.06356 | 87 | 60 | 22 | 5 |
1478 | Yes, I go through a lot of rug cleaner, but you really can’t beat the convenience. | 1.3678 | 0.05921 | 87 | 58 | 26 | 3 |
1479 | Door Dash is the best isn’t it? | 1.3678 | 0.06563 | 87 | 61 | 20 | 6 |
1480 | He's been making house calls since 2020. | 1.3673 | 0.06387 | 98 | 70 | 20 | 8 |
1481 | And they said he'd only have to work remotely for a couple weeks. | 1.3673 | 0.06469 | 98 | 73 | 15 | 10 |
1482 | Matt retired during Covid and needed a hobby . | 1.3673 | 0.05502 | 98 | 65 | 30 | 3 |
1483 | Matt also works from home. | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
1484 | Oh dear, I'm sorry but our insurance doesn't allow you to use the bathroom. | 1.3671 | 0.07246 | 79 | 57 | 15 | 7 |
1485 | I'm so glad he's finally using the home office. | 1.3671 | 0.06783 | 79 | 55 | 19 | 5 |
1486 | I didn't know they made house calls. | 1.3671 | 0.06540 | 79 | 54 | 21 | 4 |
1487 | I'd ask him to checkout early but I can't afford another bad review. | 1.3671 | 0.07467 | 79 | 58 | 13 | 8 |
1488 | It’s even worse than it looks - his name is Greg. | 1.3671 | 0.07467 | 79 | 58 | 13 | 8 |
1489 | Matt has taken working remotely to a new level! | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1490 | I don't think Matt misses the commute one bit | 1.3667 | 0.05795 | 90 | 60 | 27 | 3 |
1491 | I hate it when he brings his work home. | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1492 | He's taken retirement to a whole new level. | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
1493 | He refuses to wear a mask at work | 1.3667 | 0.06007 | 90 | 61 | 25 | 4 |
1494 | Computer repair never paid the bills. | 1.3667 | 0.06409 | 90 | 63 | 21 | 6 |
1495 | He's always fixing things around the house. | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
1496 | We were lucky to find a place with a garage. | 1.3659 | 0.07051 | 82 | 59 | 16 | 7 |
1497 | Actually honey, I was just hoping for a rear-view mirror. | 1.3659 | 0.06379 | 82 | 56 | 22 | 4 |
1498 | I don't think you know what 'home repairs' means. | 1.3659 | 0.06834 | 82 | 58 | 18 | 6 |
1499 | It's worked out fine. I agreed to him working from home during Covid, on condition we upgraded to a Dyson vacuum cleaner. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
1500 | We thought the decor could use a little lift. | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1501 | He's a concierge mechanic | 1.3649 | 0.07346 | 74 | 53 | 15 | 6 |
1502 | Even with things looking up in the pandemic, Matt prefers working from home. | 1.3649 | 0.06546 | 74 | 50 | 21 | 3 |
1503 | The housework has gotten a little out of hand since he started working from home. | 1.3649 | 0.07089 | 74 | 52 | 17 | 5 |
1504 | We just couldn't turn down the home office tax break. | 1.3649 | 0.06257 | 74 | 49 | 23 | 2 |
1505 | Tea time, tune-up” gives a whole new meaning to a room with a view.. | 1.3649 | 0.07346 | 74 | 53 | 15 | 6 |
1506 | When COVID hit, Matt decided to work from home. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
1507 | Sometimes it's better than Netflix. | 1.3647 | 0.06663 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
1508 | Things have been so much better between Matt and me since he's been working at home. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
1509 | Glad we bought the extended warranty.. | 1.3647 | 0.07070 | 85 | 62 | 15 | 8 |
1510 | On the upside, we finally have work-life balance. | 1.3647 | 0.05252 | 85 | 54 | 31 | 0 |
1511 | His name isn't even Matt. | 1.3647 | 0.06870 | 85 | 61 | 17 | 7 |
1512 | You just have to say, I work from home or I quit. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
1513 | I didn’t think “We bring the garage to you” was so literal. | 1.3647 | 0.06449 | 85 | 59 | 21 | 5 |
1514 | He is always home for dinner. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
1515 | His wedding vows included free oil changes. | 1.3636 | 0.06502 | 88 | 62 | 20 | 6 |
1516 | Our marriage is almost finished too. | 1.3636 | 0.06106 | 77 | 51 | 24 | 2 |
1517 | Can I get you another cup of tea, or an oil change? | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
1518 | 'Stamp collecting as a retirement hobby just didn't do it for him. | 1.3636 | 0.06642 | 77 | 53 | 20 | 4 |
1519 | Everybody's working at home these days. | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
1520 | They're saying that remote work is here to stay! | 1.3636 | 0.06700 | 88 | 63 | 18 | 7 |
1521 | My car is supposed to be next. | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
1522 | You think that's awkward, just wait until our butcher comes. | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
1523 | I'm smiling, but this isn't funny. | 1.3636 | 0.05868 | 88 | 59 | 26 | 3 |
1524 | That's what you get for bundling your home and auto insurance. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1525 | He decided he didn't have to be white collar to work from home. | 1.3636 | 0.06895 | 77 | 54 | 18 | 5 |
1526 | I will never again complain about all the time he spends in the garage. | 1.3636 | 0.07374 | 77 | 56 | 14 | 7 |
1527 | This is what we call “spending quality time together” | 1.3636 | 0.05459 | 99 | 66 | 30 | 3 |
1528 | The car seemed much smaller on Tinder. | 1.3628 | 0.06037 | 113 | 82 | 21 | 10 |
1529 | I’m so much happier now that he’s working from home. | 1.3627 | 0.05536 | 102 | 69 | 29 | 4 |
1530 | But Jenny...I've never known you to even have a pizza delivered... | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 19 | 7 |
1531 | It's why we took the penthouse. Bigger freight elevator! | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
1532 | It was either this or a garage band | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
1533 | Sometimes I wish he would not bring his work home from the office. | 1.3625 | 0.06474 | 80 | 55 | 21 | 4 |
1534 | I thought the therapist said he won't bring his work home anymore since he's been vacinated? | 1.3625 | 0.06225 | 80 | 54 | 23 | 3 |
1535 | Just like the ad stated, “You can make yourself at home while we fix your car at Matt’s Garage.” | 1.3625 | 0.06714 | 80 | 56 | 19 | 5 |
1536 | They're making house calls now | 1.3619 | 0.05600 | 105 | 72 | 28 | 5 |
1537 | And they do a thorough cleanup for no extra charge. | 1.3617 | 0.05629 | 94 | 63 | 28 | 3 |
1538 | I finally convinced Jeffrey: new brakes and rotors, and the carpet I've been lobbying for! | 1.3617 | 0.06022 | 94 | 65 | 24 | 5 |
1539 | It cost me a fortune to host Matt's latest installation, but I think it's worth it, don't you? | 1.3617 | 0.06391 | 94 | 67 | 20 | 7 |
1540 | He insists on wearing his hat in the house. | 1.3617 | 0.06567 | 94 | 68 | 18 | 8 |
1541 | Honey, do you need help? | 1.3617 | 0.06739 | 94 | 69 | 16 | 9 |
1542 | I think it’s the carburetor | 1.3617 | 0.06567 | 94 | 68 | 18 | 8 |
1543 | It's my fault really. I kept adding to the Honey-Do List. | 1.3614 | 0.06766 | 83 | 59 | 18 | 6 |
1544 | We had this room that we weren't using, and it just made a lot of sense." | 1.3614 | 0.07187 | 83 | 61 | 14 | 8 |
1545 | I'm glad I answered the call about my cars extended warranty. | 1.3614 | 0.06980 | 83 | 60 | 16 | 7 |
1546 | At least he puts the seat down. | 1.3614 | 0.06766 | 83 | 59 | 18 | 6 |
1547 | I know,I know.But working at home saves him so much commuting time. | 1.3614 | 0.06080 | 83 | 56 | 24 | 3 |
1548 | He mis-understood me when I told him it was time for him to retire. | 1.3614 | 0.07389 | 83 | 62 | 12 | 9 |
1549 | Sure, we had to widen the doors and move a bit of furniture, but the overhead is much lower this way! | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
1550 | Matt always wanted to work from home and with the pandemic well, you know….. | 1.3611 | 0.07738 | 72 | 53 | 12 | 7 |
1551 | Instacar brings the car repairs right to your livingroom! But please don’t forget to rate us at the end of service | 1.3611 | 0.06939 | 72 | 50 | 18 | 4 |
1552 | He’s happy but I miss that wall. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1553 | Amazing what Amazon delivers home these days. | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1554 | Yeah, the pandemic hasn't affected the business for Matt since he started working from home.. | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1555 | He won't have to work from home when the pandemic eases. | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1556 | Yeah, he came with the house. Why do you ask? | 1.3605 | 0.06388 | 86 | 60 | 21 | 5 |
1557 | I’ve asked him not to bring his work home. | 1.3605 | 0.06802 | 86 | 62 | 17 | 7 |
1558 | Stick around for the clean-up, Jan. That's the main attraction. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1559 | Matt’s been working at home since the pandemic | 1.3605 | 0.07001 | 86 | 63 | 15 | 8 |
1560 | You should see the car wash station in the kitchen- it’s completely changed the way I wash dishes. | 1.3605 | 0.06598 | 86 | 61 | 19 | 6 |
1561 | He works from home now. | 1.3600 | 0.07011 | 75 | 53 | 17 | 5 |
1562 | I’m trying to convince him not to bring work home all the time. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1563 | It saves all the hassle of taking it to the garage. | 1.3600 | 0.05416 | 100 | 67 | 30 | 3 |
1564 | It's not "Bridgerton" but it's oddly compelling in its own way. | 1.3600 | 0.07744 | 75 | 56 | 11 | 8 |
1565 | Sure, working at home will test any marriage. But, we're pretty resilient! | 1.3600 | 0.06749 | 75 | 52 | 19 | 4 |
1566 | Well, Matt did say he could work from home. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1567 | Yes, I know, but he's the only one who makes house calls. | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
1568 | I think Matt took me too seriously when I said that it would be nice if he could bring his work home with him | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
1569 | I told Matt I didn't mind him bringing his work back home - AND HE DID THIS!" | 1.3600 | 0.06477 | 75 | 51 | 21 | 3 |
1570 | Today he’s working from home. | 1.3596 | 0.05592 | 89 | 59 | 28 | 2 |
1571 | The open-floor design just makes everyone happier! | 1.3596 | 0.06441 | 89 | 63 | 20 | 6 |
1572 | We love the flow of an open plan garage. | 1.3596 | 0.06032 | 89 | 61 | 24 | 4 |
1573 | I really like watching a man work. Don’t you? | 1.3596 | 0.05816 | 89 | 60 | 26 | 3 |
1574 | Working remotely really has given Matt a lift. | 1.3596 | 0.06636 | 89 | 64 | 18 | 7 |
1575 | Frankly my dear I have no idea who he is | 1.3590 | 0.06822 | 78 | 55 | 18 | 5 |
1576 | The accountant said that he could set aside a space in the house as a work area. | 1.3590 | 0.06315 | 78 | 53 | 22 | 3 |
1577 | During the pandemic ,Matt had to adjust to working from home | 1.3590 | 0.05906 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 3 |
1578 | It sparks more than just joy. | 1.3590 | 0.06315 | 78 | 53 | 22 | 3 |
1579 | Oh yes, he’s taking the concept of home office quite literally | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1580 | Then he said, "art is whatever you can get away with." | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
1581 | Matt is letting Bob pick up some overtime. | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
1582 | He's so handy around the house. | 1.3580 | 0.06164 | 81 | 55 | 23 | 3 |
1583 | He loves the job, but he hated the commute. | 1.3580 | 0.06164 | 81 | 55 | 23 | 3 |
1584 | Do you like it? It’s called “performance art” and we paid handsomely for it. | 1.3580 | 0.06409 | 81 | 56 | 21 | 4 |
1585 | Matt likes to bring his work home with him. | 1.3580 | 0.06645 | 81 | 57 | 19 | 5 |
1586 | Matt works from home now. | 1.3580 | 0.06874 | 81 | 58 | 17 | 6 |
1587 | The in-home service costs extra but it’s so worth it! | 1.3579 | 0.05970 | 95 | 66 | 24 | 5 |
1588 | At least his boss lets him work from home; it's so much better than forcing us to get vaccinated. | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
1589 | A good marriage is all about compromise. | 1.3579 | 0.06679 | 95 | 70 | 16 | 9 |
1590 | He's been depressed lately, and this gives him a lift! | 1.3579 | 0.06155 | 95 | 67 | 22 | 6 |
1591 | Since we added his home office, Matt works from home 3 days per week! | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
1592 | He took a course in home auto repair. | 1.3571 | 0.06481 | 84 | 59 | 20 | 5 |
1593 | Matt and I have mastered the art of compromise. | 1.3571 | 0.06024 | 98 | 69 | 23 | 6 |
1594 | Matt is always bringing his work home with him. | 1.3571 | 0.06022 | 84 | 57 | 24 | 3 |
1595 | 5D is the Future of Cinema. Don't See, Live It. | 1.3571 | 0.06256 | 84 | 58 | 22 | 4 |
1596 | With the exception of the grease on the carpet, it's really so nice to have Matt working from home. | 1.3571 | 0.06699 | 84 | 60 | 18 | 6 |
1597 | What a find! He specializes in domestic cars. | 1.3571 | 0.07890 | 70 | 52 | 11 | 7 |
1598 | Then I said ; 'Matt, why would you work on a car on a lift above your head when it could tip over and crush you like a bug and why is the hood open and who is the idiot who drew this anyway?' He just sttod there, frozen, he's a cartoon... | 1.3571 | 0.06686 | 98 | 73 | 15 | 10 |
1599 | He used to never pick up his toys, either. | 1.3571 | 0.06686 | 98 | 73 | 15 | 10 |
1600 | I prefer he does the oil changes outside | 1.3571 | 0.06364 | 98 | 71 | 19 | 8 |
1601 | His customer waiting room is a thing of genius. | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
1602 | So I says 'Working from home has always been your dream. Go with the covid and make it a reality!' | 1.3563 | 0.05658 | 87 | 58 | 27 | 2 |
1603 | Matt refused to buy an extended warranty... and it keeps him out of the kitchen. | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1604 | I tried to explain that changing the brakes isn't done on a drive-on lift but noooooooo | 1.3563 | 0.06327 | 87 | 61 | 21 | 5 |
1605 | Everyone should have a hobby. | 1.3563 | 0.06112 | 87 | 60 | 23 | 4 |
1606 | Matt’s really embraced working from home | 1.3562 | 0.06578 | 73 | 50 | 20 | 3 |
1607 | Two doses and a booster and he's still working from home! | 1.3562 | 0.07395 | 73 | 53 | 14 | 6 |
1608 | I had a fender bender in the kitchen. | 1.3562 | 0.07133 | 73 | 52 | 16 | 5 |
1609 | It all started with homeschooling during COVID | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
1610 | Matt is convinced that we can get out of the pandemic if we just fix the transmission problem | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1611 | He’s kind of embraced working from home. | 1.3556 | 0.05765 | 90 | 61 | 26 | 3 |
1612 | Matt has given a whole new dimension to WFH | 1.3556 | 0.05544 | 90 | 60 | 28 | 2 |
1613 | He really wanted to be a part of the whole work-from-home movement! | 1.3556 | 0.06183 | 90 | 63 | 22 | 5 |
1614 | Jerry takes full advantage of his company’s “work from home” policy | 1.3556 | 0.05978 | 90 | 62 | 24 | 4 |
1615 | Don't you just love the new place? a dishwasher and laundry in unit... In Manhattan!? | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1616 | It was my one concession on the remodeling project. | 1.3556 | 0.06574 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1617 | Why go out to see Grease, when you can view it from home? | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1618 | We're renting him space here to help defer our property taxes. | 1.3553 | 0.06128 | 76 | 51 | 23 | 2 |
1619 | He loves being able to work from home. | 1.3553 | 0.07183 | 76 | 55 | 15 | 6 |
1620 | After COVID-19 started, I said to Matt that he should work from home more often. | 1.3553 | 0.06128 | 76 | 51 | 23 | 2 |
1621 | I meet him on a dating site and loved that he could fix anything! | 1.3553 | 0.06676 | 76 | 53 | 19 | 4 |
1622 | I just hate when he brings his work home with him! | 1.3553 | 0.06934 | 76 | 54 | 17 | 5 |
1623 | It’s called DIY or something like that | 1.3553 | 0.06934 | 76 | 54 | 17 | 5 |
1624 | I guess they’re working a bit late. Normally, we have the place to ourselves after Six. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1625 | We had to rearrange some furniture, but he does seem happy working from home. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1626 | I don't know how long he'll be working from home, but it can't end soon enough for me. | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1627 | This whole “work from home” thing is getting out of hand | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1628 | Like I said, the work from home policy has really reduced his office costs. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1629 | He keeps muttering something about a defective "supply chain." | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1630 | After he’s done with the brakes that bad boy is going to rotate my tires! | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1631 | Shouldn't he be wearing a mask...? | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1632 | I actually like having a roommate. | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1633 | Looks like we're going to have a lot of fun tonight. We'll probably wind up in the backseat, he'll have plenty of lube on him . This gives new meaning to a joy ride--without having to leave home. | 1.3545 | 0.06272 | 110 | 82 | 17 | 11 |
1634 | This is taking Work From Home a bit too far! | 1.3544 | 0.06505 | 79 | 55 | 20 | 4 |
1635 | Don't you just love big sweaty men? | 1.3544 | 0.06505 | 79 | 55 | 20 | 4 |
1636 | So yeah, this is life with an agoraphobic mechanic. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1637 | The overalls were my idea | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1638 | Righty tighty, lefty loosey. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1639 | Oh, I really don’t mind the clutter. It keeps him busy.” | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1640 | He gives me an inside deal. | 1.3544 | 0.06750 | 79 | 56 | 18 | 5 |
1641 | It's been so nice having Matt working at home. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1642 | I love the convenience of house calls but now my bathroom needs a key that's attached to an old carburetor. | 1.3544 | 0.07652 | 79 | 60 | 10 | 9 |
1643 | When Matt started offering house calls, I just couldn't resist. | 1.3544 | 0.05985 | 79 | 53 | 24 | 2 |
1644 | We are embracing the open concept layout. We use that car lift as our kitchen island on the weekends. | 1.3544 | 0.06986 | 79 | 57 | 16 | 6 |
1645 | I asked him to repair the flat…. | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
1646 | Don't ask me, I don't understand contemporary art either. | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1647 | Matt’s been really dedicated to his hobbies since retiring. | 1.3542 | 0.05537 | 96 | 65 | 28 | 3 |
1648 | He said he would be handy around the house. | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
1649 | I never get tired of watching him work. | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1650 | Isn't that something? Matt does house calls just like doctors used to do. | 1.3537 | 0.06803 | 82 | 59 | 17 | 6 |
1651 | He keeps the hood up to look busy. | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1652 | He's messy but always cleans up after himself. | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1653 | With a roaring pandemic underway, Matt just chose to work from home. | 1.3537 | 0.06578 | 82 | 58 | 19 | 5 |
1654 | Matt said if I wanted to see him more, I should decorate the garage. So here we are. | 1.3537 | 0.07233 | 82 | 61 | 13 | 8 |
1655 | Ralph likes to bring his work home with him. | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1656 | A great move because the garage is now my study. | 1.3537 | 0.06104 | 82 | 56 | 23 | 3 |
1657 | To be honest, I never imagined this "work from home" thing would last this long. | 1.3537 | 0.06345 | 82 | 57 | 21 | 4 |
1658 | We agreed to spend more time together doing the things each of us loves. | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
1659 | We are so fortunate that Matt let’s George work from home, but it is killing the carpet. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
1660 | It's so much more convenient than taking my car in to Matt. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1661 | It all started when Mrs.Firestone, the widow next door had a flat tire. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1662 | ...then he sat straight up and said 'I've got it! Bed and breakfast and brake inspection!' The rest is history. | 1.3529 | 0.07773 | 68 | 50 | 12 | 6 |
1663 | I'm so proud of the way Matt has finally embraced the whole 'work from home' mentality. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1664 | He refuses to go back to the office. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1665 | I can't believe our boy has finally moved out of our basement. | 1.3529 | 0.06418 | 85 | 60 | 20 | 5 |
1666 | Matt has been working home since the pandemic | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1667 | Amazon House Calls has changed my life! | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1668 | With the money we save on shop bills, the lift has already paid for itself! | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1669 | I have my happy hour, Matthew has his. | 1.3529 | 0.05726 | 85 | 57 | 26 | 2 |
1670 | it all began with the sourdough... | 1.3523 | 0.06672 | 88 | 64 | 17 | 7 |
1671 | I have the 24 hour Silver Service repair package. | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1672 | I hope he is equally good at assembly! | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1673 | Thank God I don't drive a semi! | 1.3523 | 0.06056 | 88 | 61 | 23 | 4 |
1674 | Frank and I have no idea why it's called "Matt's Garage". | 1.3523 | 0.06473 | 88 | 63 | 19 | 6 |
1675 | At least he isn't on zoom all day. | 1.3521 | 0.06683 | 71 | 49 | 19 | 3 |
1676 | I wanted to convert the garage but Matt didn't, so we compromised. | 1.3521 | 0.06683 | 71 | 49 | 19 | 3 |
1677 | When they said the house included an attached, one-car garage, I didn’t question it.” | 1.3521 | 0.06978 | 71 | 50 | 17 | 4 |
1678 | Lincoln Logs, Tinker Toys, Legos. Isn’t a child’s evolution grand? | 1.3521 | 0.07532 | 71 | 52 | 13 | 6 |
1679 | It’s the last place the cops expected a chop shop. | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
1680 | And it takes him so long just to get it up. | 1.3521 | 0.06978 | 71 | 50 | 17 | 4 |
1681 | Matt's working from home again. | 1.3516 | 0.05715 | 91 | 62 | 26 | 3 |
1682 | This way, I get serviced when I need it. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1683 | This was actually cheaper than what they're now charging for a loaner. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1684 | Matt's been working from home for about a year now. | 1.3516 | 0.06698 | 91 | 67 | 16 | 8 |
1685 | Honey, I don't think that's what Dr. Fauci meant when he said "work from home." | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1686 | Ok, “garage” may be a bit misleading, but who is going want to bring their car to Matt’s Living Room for a brake job? | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1687 | I'm just so happy he's over his 'tuba' phase. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1688 | Actually, it's not a garage Matt added to our living room, it's a living room I've added to Matt's garage. | 1.3516 | 0.05715 | 91 | 62 | 26 | 3 |
1689 | More like Matt's Oil Stained Living Room, amirite? | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1690 | Ever since he started working from home we get better gas mileage. | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1691 | It's so much better than when he was a Taxidermist! | 1.3514 | 0.06506 | 74 | 51 | 20 | 3 |
1692 | It all started during Covid; he said he would come to us. | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1693 | ...then Tuesdays and Thursdays he runs Matt's Carpet Shampoo. | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1694 | On the upside, at least we can keep our cars in the garage. | 1.3514 | 0.06506 | 74 | 51 | 20 | 3 |
1695 | Matt's been taking a lot of courses on Zoom during the pandemic. | 1.3514 | 0.07052 | 74 | 53 | 16 | 5 |
1696 | We were very lucky to get the lift installed so Matt could work from home during the pandemic. | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1697 | Because he didn’t like the sound of Erwin’s Garage. | 1.3514 | 0.06784 | 74 | 52 | 18 | 4 |
1698 | The lighting is so much better in here | 1.3514 | 0.07310 | 74 | 54 | 14 | 6 |
1699 | Working from home has been a mixed blessing for us! | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1700 | Then he said, 'You need a break? I'll give you a brake...' | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1701 | He works best under my direct supervision. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1702 | Matt told me it was this or taxidermy. | 1.3511 | 0.06715 | 94 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
1703 | No, he's not licensed, but he did learn everything on YouTube. | 1.3506 | 0.06605 | 77 | 54 | 19 | 4 |
1704 | Matt working from home has brought a new excitement in our marriage | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1705 | I’ll admit it’s been better than Matt’s Morgue. | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1706 | Matt, how about a cup of tea? | 1.3506 | 0.07341 | 77 | 57 | 13 | 7 |
1707 | During the pandemic, Matt had a different understanding of Zoooooom work from home meetings. | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1708 | We just love this working from home thing, don't we honey? We can talk and talk about our marriage all day, can't we honey? We have gotten so close, haven't we honey?" | 1.3506 | 0.07104 | 77 | 56 | 15 | 6 |
1709 | It started with the Lego® set he got for his birthday a few years ago. | 1.3506 | 0.06066 | 77 | 52 | 23 | 2 |
1710 | A bit of an adjustment at first but now he's working from home almost all the time now | 1.3506 | 0.06859 | 77 | 55 | 17 | 5 |
1711 | He loves the work from home option at his garage. | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1712 | It's only an estimate. | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1713 | I'm just so delighted he doesn't just sit around and snort cocaine anymore. | 1.3500 | 0.06680 | 80 | 57 | 18 | 5 |
1714 | It's better than a sublet. We get 15% and he goes home at 5:00. | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1715 | How wonderful! Matt's now working from home! | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1716 | I'm not embarrassed by the mess, I'm embarrassed because he's using a lift instead of a hand jack. | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1717 | An open floor plan is remarkably versatile. | 1.3500 | 0.07356 | 80 | 60 | 12 | 8 |
1718 | It’s a compromise. At first, he wanted to build a spaceship. | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1719 | Matt likes to be part of the conversation! | 1.3500 | 0.06439 | 80 | 56 | 20 | 4 |
1720 | He's taking working at home to a new level | 1.3500 | 0.06913 | 80 | 58 | 16 | 6 |
1721 | He thought he'd be finished by now but he forgot to take a brake. | 1.3500 | 0.05512 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1722 | I thought “at home brake job” was a euphemism on Craigslist | 1.3500 | 0.07356 | 80 | 60 | 12 | 8 |
1723 | He's jealous of people who get to work from home. | 1.3495 | 0.05292 | 103 | 70 | 30 | 3 |
1724 | He needs to prove why he claims our living room for business. | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1725 | The therapist said I may need to indulge him in his hobbies from time to time. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1726 | My other boyfriend is an airplane mechanic. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1727 | Matt always said that he wanted a short commute. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1728 | So far the sub-lease has had a few minor glitches | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1729 | He’s so handy! | 1.3494 | 0.07158 | 83 | 62 | 13 | 8 |
1730 | The therapy helped. It used to be taxidermy in the foyer. | 1.3494 | 0.06513 | 83 | 59 | 19 | 5 |
1731 | When he said he was coming home to take a brake, I was picturing something else. | 1.3494 | 0.06949 | 83 | 61 | 15 | 7 |
1732 | No, it was taking so long to fix, I decided to move in. | 1.3494 | 0.07158 | 83 | 62 | 13 | 8 |
1733 | I’ve been enjoying our ‘open concept’ renovations. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1734 | It’s been so nice having Matt here since he’s been working from home. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1735 | He likes the service from anywhere option way more than I do. | 1.3488 | 0.06773 | 86 | 63 | 16 | 7 |
1736 | Why should it be just the office folks who get to work from home? | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1737 | I indulge Matt's whims and he let's me snort coke. | 1.3488 | 0.06972 | 86 | 64 | 14 | 8 |
1738 | This show gets really fun to watch when an angry customer comes in to complain about shoddy work." | 1.3488 | 0.06568 | 86 | 62 | 18 | 6 |
1739 | It's a compromise, really...his original dream was top set up an in-home proctology clinic. | 1.3488 | 0.06972 | 86 | 64 | 14 | 8 |
1740 | He’s really enjoying re-tire-ment. | 1.3488 | 0.06356 | 86 | 61 | 20 | 5 |
1741 | Well I told Kevin I wanted an industrial chic home makeover | 1.3488 | 0.06137 | 86 | 60 | 22 | 4 |
1742 | On the bright side, I no longer have to ask him how his day went. | 1.3485 | 0.07320 | 66 | 47 | 15 | 4 |
1743 | His rent covers all my property taxes and cleaning bills. | 1.3485 | 0.07320 | 66 | 47 | 15 | 4 |
1744 | Matt had a different view of retiring. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1745 | It's always been Matt's dream to work from home. | 1.3483 | 0.06001 | 89 | 62 | 23 | 4 |
1746 | A little more to the left, honey | 1.3483 | 0.07341 | 89 | 69 | 9 | 11 |
1747 | We call it The Wreck Room, lol | 1.3483 | 0.06608 | 89 | 65 | 17 | 7 |
1748 | Well yes the commercial real estate market is surprisingly tight | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1749 | These at home appointments are so convenient. | 1.3478 | 0.05872 | 92 | 64 | 24 | 4 |
1750 | When did he start working from home? | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1751 | He's on a Vroom. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1752 | Matt didn't mention that his side hustle involved taking over the dining room. | 1.3478 | 0.06793 | 69 | 48 | 18 | 3 |
1753 | The company said he could work remotely. | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1754 | My husband doesn't have friends, either. | 1.3472 | 0.07701 | 72 | 54 | 11 | 7 |
1755 | He told me there was a tear in my pantyline. Then he told me he was an engineer for NASA. Now I don't know what to think. | 1.3472 | 0.07701 | 72 | 54 | 11 | 7 |
1756 | He’s taking this “work from home” thing too literally, if you ask me. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1757 | Matt is having trouble adjusting to retirement and condo living. | 1.3467 | 0.06710 | 75 | 53 | 18 | 4 |
1758 | I told him the living room needed a lift. | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
1759 | I'd feel more comfortable if he'd put the wheel back on. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1760 | He is so much happier now that he’s working from home. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1761 | This art-installation is worth every penny I paid! | 1.3467 | 0.07472 | 75 | 56 | 12 | 7 |
1762 | After losing my tenth bidding war on homes near town, I decided to set myself up here in the back of Matt's Garage instead. | 1.3467 | 0.06973 | 75 | 54 | 16 | 5 |
1763 | HE'S MUCH HAPPIER WITH HIS COMMUTE ! | 1.3467 | 0.07709 | 75 | 57 | 10 | 8 |
1764 | Yes, ever since the pandemic, Matt's been working from home | 1.3467 | 0.07227 | 75 | 55 | 14 | 6 |
1765 | Obviously, my husband's really just avoiding working on himself. | 1.3467 | 0.06149 | 75 | 51 | 22 | 2 |
1766 | A mechanic who makes house calls? What a find! | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1767 | It’s their ‘We Come To You’ repair service” | 1.3462 | 0.07027 | 78 | 57 | 15 | 6 |
1768 | Nuts ? Oh your husband has lost the wheel nuts? No he is nuts. | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1769 | Matt's office is still full-time remote | 1.3462 | 0.07486 | 78 | 59 | 11 | 8 |
1770 | Matt insists on bringing work home. | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1771 | They didn't have a loaner available so this was plan B! | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1772 | It's just like home....wait a minute, this IS our home | 1.3462 | 0.09467 | 52 | 40 | 6 | 6 |
1773 | So as luck would have it,our car warranty actually did expire. | 1.3462 | 0.06536 | 78 | 55 | 19 | 4 |
1774 | He's been exploring new careers since his ousting at The Today Show | 1.3462 | 0.07486 | 78 | 59 | 11 | 8 |
1775 | We agreed it was only fair if we both got to work from home. | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1776 | This is nothing, dear. My favorite is the in-home oil and lube job. | 1.3462 | 0.06786 | 78 | 56 | 17 | 5 |
1777 | Studio apartment life. | 1.3457 | 0.06126 | 81 | 56 | 22 | 3 |
1778 | His therapist encouraged him to find an analog hobby. | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1779 | It's been challenging having Matt work from home.... | 1.3457 | 0.07278 | 81 | 61 | 12 | 8 |
1780 | He promised to tell me the difference between horsepower and torque. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1781 | Matt finally loves staying home now. | 1.3457 | 0.06373 | 81 | 57 | 20 | 4 |
1782 | And I found a dentist who makes house calls too! | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1783 | When we met, he said he was a "Nuts & Bolts" guy, and I thought that meant a psychiatrist. | 1.3457 | 0.06126 | 81 | 56 | 22 | 3 |
1784 | I kinda wish he took up baking sourdough. | 1.3457 | 0.06840 | 81 | 59 | 16 | 6 |
1785 | The Airbnb did say free parking | 1.3457 | 0.06611 | 81 | 58 | 18 | 5 |
1786 | He's the best roommate I ever had. He's quiet, polite, and aside from the lift area, very tidy! | 1.3452 | 0.07084 | 84 | 63 | 13 | 8 |
1787 | I was initially skeptical about work from home. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1788 | It took some getting used to but Matt really likes working from home now. | 1.3452 | 0.05742 | 84 | 57 | 25 | 2 |
1789 | Having a home business has strengthened our relationship, but I had to put my foot down on the sexy babe calendar! | 1.3452 | 0.06222 | 84 | 59 | 21 | 4 |
1790 | I thought he said Garbage | 1.3452 | 0.06222 | 84 | 59 | 21 | 4 |
1791 | Working from home has not been the easy transition others have experienced. | 1.3452 | 0.06222 | 84 | 59 | 21 | 4 |
1792 | Matt really likes working at home. | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
1793 | I miss the giraffe but Matt’s much happier. | 1.3452 | 0.06667 | 84 | 61 | 17 | 6 |
1794 | He looked at me with his big puppy eyes, and asked sweetly if he could work at home.....and I just couldn't say no! | 1.3452 | 0.06222 | 84 | 59 | 21 | 4 |
1795 | He really cleans up well! | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
1796 | Matt has really embraced WFH. | 1.3452 | 0.06879 | 84 | 62 | 15 | 7 |
1797 | It took some getting used to, but we've achieved that work-life balance. He works and I have a life--at the same time and in the same place. | 1.3451 | 0.05729 | 113 | 82 | 23 | 8 |
1798 | He's making a fucking mess. | 1.3451 | 0.06256 | 113 | 86 | 15 | 12 |
1799 | These deluxe Lego sets are expensive, but they keep my little Matty out of trouble! | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1800 | Working from home certainly does have a few drawbacks. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1801 | I thought I booked Hot Buck Stripper, but hot Buick is fun too. | 1.3448 | 0.06903 | 87 | 65 | 14 | 8 |
1802 | The listing said "shared room in a coastal New England Town". I had no idea Matt could replace my brakes too, 5 stars! | 1.3448 | 0.06504 | 87 | 63 | 18 | 6 |
1803 | You're right. There's absolutely nothing holding up the corner he's working on. Good thing this is only a cartoon. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1804 | Matt's been bringing his work home with him lately. But I really don't mind. Our marriage has never run more smoothly. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1805 | I just don't know Sally...When he said he would have to work from home I just didn't picture this! | 1.3444 | 0.06917 | 90 | 68 | 13 | 9 |
1806 | It was hard at first but I love that he can work from home. | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1807 | His working from home has been an adjustment. | 1.3444 | 0.05733 | 90 | 62 | 25 | 3 |
1808 | Matt insists on working from home like his IT friends. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1809 | Matt's still working from home, unfortunately. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
1810 | I wanted Scandinavian, so we compromised on a Volvo. | 1.3441 | 0.05616 | 93 | 64 | 26 | 3 |
1811 | Now that everyone is traveling again, he has to bring his work home at night. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1812 | I’m so glad Matt now makes house calls. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1813 | Matt refuses to vaccinate | 1.3434 | 0.05591 | 99 | 69 | 26 | 4 |
1814 | This "work from home" idea isn't going quite as well as I'd hoped! | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1815 | And the best part is, now we get to eat lunch together every day. | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1816 | He just followed me home one day and, I don’t know — something clunked. | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1817 | We've been stuck together at home for so long, my car and I just need to work through some separation anxiety now. | 1.3433 | 0.07228 | 67 | 48 | 15 | 4 |
1818 | Who am I to deny a man's dream to work on cars in the living room? | 1.3433 | 0.06573 | 67 | 46 | 19 | 2 |
1819 | The new waiting area is a lot nicer but the coffee is still terrible | 1.3433 | 0.06219 | 67 | 45 | 21 | 1 |
1820 | No return to office plan, yet. | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
1821 | They're the best Airbnb guests we've had yet! | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1822 | I should have married Tom | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1823 | The bad news is he has a terrible addiction to brake fluid. The good news is he can stop any time he wants. | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1824 | It started as a night class at the Sr. Center | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1825 | Matt tried fly-fishing but didn’t like it. | 1.3429 | 0.07015 | 70 | 50 | 16 | 4 |
1826 | With the latest numbers, who knows when they'll go back to the office. But for now, it's just nice having him here. | 1.3429 | 0.06398 | 70 | 48 | 20 | 2 |
1827 | So now I'm kind of wishing I hadn't suggested model trains were childish | 1.3429 | 0.07305 | 70 | 51 | 14 | 5 |
1828 | I think Matt is taking this whole work from home thing a bit overboard! | 1.3429 | 0.06066 | 70 | 47 | 22 | 1 |
1829 | Matthew's really enjoying his retirement. | 1.3426 | 0.05450 | 108 | 76 | 27 | 5 |
1830 | I have to admit, I did not fully understand the “we come to you” concept. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1831 | Honey be careful. She has a nut allergy. | 1.3425 | 0.07092 | 73 | 53 | 15 | 5 |
1832 | At first I encouraged him to work from home. But . . . | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
1833 | Matt told me he needed a lift. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1834 | I suppose that, since my divorce, I've gotten a bit rusty at the art of flirtation; last night I told Matt that I wanted him to come over to fix my flat tire. | 1.3425 | 0.06236 | 73 | 50 | 21 | 2 |
1835 | Matt says he won’t have to work out of our home much longer, but I rather enjoy his click clicks and occasional colorful word. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1836 | These new reality TV shows are so... real | 1.3425 | 0.06236 | 73 | 50 | 21 | 2 |
1837 | He only works on domestic cars. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1838 | Life is changed forever thanks to Amazon Automotive. I was at work and he let himself in! | 1.3425 | 0.06534 | 73 | 51 | 19 | 3 |
1839 | Take up a hobby, I said. It will help you relax, I said. | 1.3425 | 0.06819 | 73 | 52 | 17 | 4 |
1840 | We went for a working-class chic decor | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
1841 | It's all cash, so much better than day trading. | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1842 | Yes, Matt's been working from home since Covid-19, he prefers it now | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1843 | At least he gets paid overtime. | 1.3421 | 0.06085 | 76 | 52 | 22 | 2 |
1844 | He’s so happy working from home. | 1.3421 | 0.07387 | 76 | 57 | 12 | 7 |
1845 | I know,but the ambience here is so nice | 1.3421 | 0.06367 | 76 | 53 | 20 | 3 |
1846 | Just like everyone, he brings them up in the elevator, one piece at a time. | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
1847 | ....because he makes a lot more money than when he had a law practice... | 1.3421 | 0.06896 | 76 | 55 | 16 | 5 |
1848 | I’m hoping this whole “work from home” thing is just a phase. | 1.3421 | 0.06637 | 76 | 54 | 18 | 4 |
1849 | So glad I paid extra for stain-free carpet since he's working from home! | 1.3418 | 0.06713 | 79 | 57 | 17 | 5 |
1850 | And we've converted the second floor into a drive-in theater. | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1851 | Maybe the Zoom option would have been better | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1852 | You can't get a housecall from a doctor anymore, but thank God that Matt is still willing to come by. | 1.3418 | 0.06467 | 79 | 56 | 19 | 4 |
1853 | This place was a mess wile he was going to chef school. | 1.3418 | 0.07403 | 79 | 60 | 11 | 8 |
1854 | My Feng Shui consultant said I needed more metal for harmony and balance. | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1855 | By working at home, Matt figures he’s reduced lewd comments about women by 40%. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1856 | The ad said "Apartment with garage." | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1857 | I'm fine with him working from home as long as he goes out for lunch. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1858 | My only gripe with him, he's always taking his work home. | 1.3415 | 0.06543 | 82 | 59 | 18 | 5 |
1859 | We got it at Art Basel. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1860 | I love coffee clutches. | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1861 | Since he started working from home - I suggested the lift to open the floor space | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1862 | I heard they use Bobby pins sometimes in the most ingenious places! | 1.3415 | 0.06066 | 82 | 57 | 22 | 3 |
1863 | Marsha, please. Bread baking was so 2020 | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1864 | Let me show you my new ottoman. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1865 | During Covid, we decided 'the family that works together, stays together.' | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1866 | I think this working from home idea has gone too far! | 1.3412 | 0.06385 | 85 | 61 | 19 | 5 |
1867 | This is so fun, we always wager on how many pieces will be left on the floor when he is done with a job. | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
1868 | I asked him not to work in the bedroom anymore. | 1.3412 | 0.05689 | 85 | 58 | 25 | 2 |
1869 | Buying and fixing a car from your couch are two very different things Susan | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
1870 | It's been so nice having my husband work from home. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1871 | The commute was brutal, and anyway his bay rent was way cheaper. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1872 | Art installations are so passé ... I prefer mechanical installations. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1873 | Thanks to COVID, I get to see a lot more of Matt now. | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1874 | Matt Jr. lost his job and had to move into the garage. | 1.3409 | 0.06836 | 88 | 66 | 14 | 8 |
1875 | Well, Judy, I guess they didn’t specify who’s home he would work from in that “work from home” letter. | 1.3409 | 0.06023 | 88 | 62 | 22 | 4 |
1876 | So, the boss told everyone to wear a mask if they come in or work from home. | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1877 | I almost hope the pandemic never ends. | 1.3407 | 0.05682 | 91 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1878 | I got it for him for his birthday. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1879 | When the pandemic ended, Matt decided he really liked working from home. | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1880 | I really misunderstood what he meant by downsizing. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
1881 | He really does work tirelessly. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1882 | When you said come over for a reality show this exceeds all expectations. | 1.3385 | 0.07683 | 65 | 48 | 12 | 5 |
1883 | Anyway, because my car was in the shop, I said I needed a lift. | 1.3382 | 0.07440 | 68 | 50 | 13 | 5 |
1884 | Well, he gave up on the Times Saturday crossword puzzle. | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
1885 | Yes, it's so wonderful that Matt makes house calls" | 1.3382 | 0.07139 | 68 | 49 | 15 | 4 |
1886 | He thinks he’s entitled to work at home ! I’ll be so happy when this pandemic is over. | 1.3380 | 0.07491 | 71 | 53 | 12 | 6 |
1887 | I just wish we didn't have to eat in the garage. | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1888 | But, he cleans up the Livingroom every day, that's more than I ever did. | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1889 | Since the pandemic started, he's been working from home. | 1.3378 | 0.06462 | 74 | 52 | 19 | 3 |
1890 | Matt loves work-from-home. | 1.3378 | 0.07270 | 74 | 55 | 13 | 6 |
1891 | Finally, Matt can work from home! | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1892 | We tend to spend the former commute time on clean-up. | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1893 | He likes to keep low overhead. | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1894 | First it was Legos. I used to think that was bad, you know, stepping on all the little pieces; but looking back… | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1895 | It's his job's version of a standing desk. | 1.3378 | 0.06168 | 74 | 51 | 21 | 2 |
1896 | The landlord doesn’t know we’re both working from home | 1.3378 | 0.07011 | 74 | 54 | 15 | 5 |
1897 | The therapist told us to spend more time together | 1.3378 | 0.06742 | 74 | 53 | 17 | 4 |
1898 | The funny things are his name’s not Matt and this isn’t a garage. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1899 | It's our make a living room. | 1.3377 | 0.06820 | 77 | 56 | 16 | 5 |
1900 | On the plus side, working from home has reduced commuting time. | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1901 | he says he gets a lot more done now that he's working from home | 1.3377 | 0.06299 | 77 | 54 | 20 | 3 |
1902 | Matt saw this ad that said, "make $100 an hour working from the comfort of your own home?" | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1903 | When we met, I was an Uptown Girl and he was a Downtown Man... we've made it work by being prepared to compromise. | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1904 | Not what I expected when you mentioned having a Matisse | 1.3377 | 0.06565 | 77 | 55 | 18 | 4 |
1905 | Now I know what happened to our hydraulic lift. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1906 | He just hates commuting | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1907 | He is so graceful when he tightens the lugs, isn’t he! | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1908 | Turns out, I just needed new brakes! | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1909 | I'm just so glad he has a hobby,. | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1910 | Matt’s been taking this “work from home” thing very seriously. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1911 | Yes, working from home has been a change for Matt | 1.3375 | 0.06148 | 80 | 56 | 21 | 3 |
1912 | Fortunately my side hustle is carpet cleaning,so it works out. | 1.3375 | 0.05885 | 80 | 55 | 23 | 2 |
1913 | Well it has ups and downs. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1914 | And I can use the same pole when ~I~ work from home. | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1915 | of course, we're GRATEFUL he can work at home, but... | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1916 | Matty decided to work from home this week | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1917 | He resisted at first,however he just loves working from home now. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1918 | Now this is real reality tv. | 1.3373 | 0.06006 | 83 | 58 | 22 | 3 |
1919 | Matt decided to try out his stay at home business during Covid. | 1.3373 | 0.06246 | 83 | 59 | 20 | 4 |
1920 | It's a compromise. I'm using the garage to watch my chick flicks. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1921 | I know he makes a mess, but he looks so cute in his overall's. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1922 | It runs in the family--his brother Joe the butcher also works from home. | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1923 | You are so lucky that Matt has adjusted to working remotely. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1924 | He's trying to retire. He owned a garage for 52-years and finding it difficult to say adios. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1925 | Gosh, Sally, you sure have taken ‘remote’ work to a new level. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1926 | Maybe he's taking the work from home thing a little too far. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1927 | When he said he wanted to work from home I didn’t realize he would noisy. | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1928 | You should see the new home office I had installed in the garage. | 1.3372 | 0.06102 | 86 | 61 | 21 | 4 |
1929 | No, it's nothing to do with the pandemic. Matthew has always worked from home. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1930 | It’s much easier doing it this way than on Zoom. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1931 | Working from home hasn’t been great for our relationship, or my carpet… | 1.3371 | 0.05523 | 89 | 61 | 26 | 2 |
1932 | This is what I get for marrying Matt the mechanic instead of Arnold the accountant. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1933 | He's one of the last one in the business that do house calls. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1934 | It's one of the perks in our Witness Protection Program package"! | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1935 | He has been much happier since I said that our living room could be his man cave | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1936 | He says he prefers working from home ... | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1937 | Don't get me wrong, I'm no NIMBY, but this "Mixed Use Zoning" has gotten out of hand. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1938 | Matt never believed in working remotely. | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1939 | he's still refusing to give up working from home | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1940 | My husband thinks it’s better to work at home | 1.3364 | 0.05466 | 107 | 76 | 26 | 5 |
1941 | It's so nice to have a man whos good with his hands | 1.3333 | 0.06391 | 75 | 53 | 19 | 3 |
1942 | It beats being married to a work from home Funeral Director | 1.3333 | 0.06391 | 75 | 53 | 19 | 3 |
1943 | The lift can be very stimulating,if you catch my drift. | 1.3333 | 0.07401 | 72 | 54 | 12 | 6 |
1944 | The agent did say it was a fixer-upper. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1945 | Look at the bright side, at least you didn't marry that mortician you were dating. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1946 | His own business, and there's no commuting. | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 66 | 45 | 20 | 1 |
1947 | We're finally allowed to sublet. | 1.3333 | 0.07156 | 63 | 45 | 15 | 3 |
1948 | With the covid, Matt bought his work home but now he's so comfortable with it he is thinking of making it permanent. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1949 | We're so lucky the building has a freight elevator. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1950 | It's a special lockdown service during pandemics. They bring everything right to your house! | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
1951 | They used to say the same thing about Pollock's work. | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1952 | Then he asked himself, "Why can't I work at home too?" | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1953 | He said he'd rather work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1954 | His boss said he could work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
1955 | On the plus side, no one has asked me to host a Tupperware party! | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1956 | Modern art can be so realistic! | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1957 | I just love a man in uniform. | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1958 | And that is why you should buy a Tesla.. | 1.3333 | 0.07839 | 63 | 47 | 11 | 5 |
1959 | Things have sure changed since Ed started bringing his work home | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
1960 | The blowtorch is actually kind of soothing. | 1.3333 | 0.07027 | 81 | 61 | 13 | 7 |
1961 | Ever since we made the garage into an AirBnb we've been able to spend so much more quality time together. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1962 | The biggest problem is he expects a hot lunch every day. | 1.3333 | 0.06941 | 66 | 47 | 16 | 3 |
1963 | Matt's so busy, he has to bring work home with him. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1964 | He said. “What’s a matter with a little hobby after dinner.” | 1.3333 | 0.06852 | 72 | 52 | 16 | 4 |
1965 | The sign said, "Labor: $40/hour. $75 if you watch." That's less than I was paying in rent, so I moved in. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1966 | Fortunately, he's been able to work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.07132 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
1967 | I can explain it, but only in a wry New Yorker kind of way. | 1.3333 | 0.07187 | 75 | 56 | 13 | 6 |
1968 | Oh. You’re right. He’s certainly gotten better at screwing. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1969 | He's so cute when he's handy! | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
1970 | No more inexplicable late nights. I'm happy. | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1971 | He just really wants to do his part to fix the labor shortage. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1972 | I love it when a man has a hobby. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1973 | We're very happy, once I got over him bringing his work home. | 1.3333 | 0.06788 | 63 | 44 | 17 | 2 |
1974 | Matt discovered some new hobbies during the pandemic. | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1975 | I caught him watching Gossip Girls in secret. This is his way of re-asserting his masculinity. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1976 | Sure it's a mess but I know where he is at all times. | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1977 | Ever since Covid, Marvin prefers to work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.07839 | 63 | 47 | 11 | 5 |
1978 | Oh don't worry, I'm sure it's just a phase | 1.3333 | 0.07583 | 66 | 49 | 12 | 5 |
1979 | working from home has been hell on the carpets | 1.3333 | 0.06746 | 78 | 57 | 16 | 5 |
1980 | Matt's at Home Garage (under investigation) | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
1981 | And that is why we have high ceilings. | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1982 | He says it’s an art piece on the current state of politics in America | 1.3333 | 0.07633 | 69 | 52 | 11 | 6 |
1983 | It's the future of work. Everything from the comfort of our living rooms. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1984 | It’s a 97 Divorcomobile. | 1.3333 | 0.07661 | 72 | 55 | 10 | 7 |
1985 | I changed my husband and fixed my life. | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
1986 | He so misses Click and Clack. | 1.3333 | 0.07450 | 78 | 60 | 10 | 8 |
1987 | He's taken home repairs to a new level. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1988 | The crazy thing is that Matt called him back into the office 2 weeks ago! | 1.3333 | 0.06334 | 81 | 58 | 19 | 4 |
1989 | He gets so much more done at home, cant believe we didnt think of this before. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1990 | After the lockdown he decided that he preferred to work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.06233 | 78 | 55 | 20 | 3 |
1991 | Matt wanted this instead of a man cave. | 1.3333 | 0.06989 | 78 | 58 | 14 | 6 |
1992 | Since the lockdown, he prefers to work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
1993 | It’s funny, Norma. I’d love to write a caption for this cartoon, but it’s too small for my old-ass eyes to see. | 1.3333 | 0.06932 | 75 | 55 | 15 | 5 |
1994 | It beats watching him scratch his balls on the couch. | 1.3333 | 0.07269 | 66 | 48 | 14 | 4 |
1995 | One mans living room is another mans garage | 1.3333 | 0.06102 | 75 | 52 | 21 | 2 |
1996 | He told me to back that thang up so he could get all up in it, | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1997 | We’re just avoiding the HOA. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1998 | I don’t think he fully understands what ‘gentrifying the hood’ means | 1.3333 | 0.06560 | 72 | 51 | 18 | 3 |
1999 | And he makes house calls, which is great! | 1.3333 | 0.05702 | 84 | 58 | 24 | 2 |
2000 | Wow, working from home really is for everyone! | 1.3333 | 0.07884 | 66 | 50 | 10 | 6 |
2001 | Joan, if the words ‘extended warranty’ come out of your mouth, I’m not going to be responsible for my actions.’ | 1.3333 | 0.06667 | 75 | 54 | 17 | 4 |
2002 | It's so nice to find a mechanic who still makes house calls. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
2003 | Work from home has certainly given him a new zest! | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
2004 | We had an extra hydraulic unit in the basement, so the transition for Terrence to work from home was a cinch! | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
2005 | My decorator said the room required a big statement. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
2006 | Yet he still doesn't think it's a good idea I work from home. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
2007 | The garage said that working from home was not an option for them, but we insisted. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
2008 | We are so lucky that he can work at home. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
2009 | We're just so thrilled Matthew was able to extend his gap year. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
2010 | Haha. Hehe. He always brings his work home. After all he’s in gas and oil. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
2011 | Only way to get parking in this building. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
2012 | They've gone remote. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
2013 | I'm so happy Matt's finally found a hobby! | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
2014 | I’ll be honest, Karen. Jiffy Lube’s new WFH policy has not great for our relationship. | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
2015 | The best part is that I can use the recycled oil to cook our chicken. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
2016 | His boss thought he couldn't work at home during the pandemic! | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
2017 | It’s a weekly subscription darling! It’s called 4D entertainment…Last week was a cable guy, this week is a mechanic, next week is a beekeeper! | 1.3293 | 0.06733 | 82 | 61 | 15 | 6 |
2018 | He says it’s performance art. | 1.3293 | 0.05899 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2019 | He's so much happier now that he is working from home. | 1.3291 | 0.05899 | 79 | 55 | 22 | 2 |
2020 | He wanted the TV in the garage. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
2021 | I love having him home! | 1.3291 | 0.05899 | 79 | 55 | 22 | 2 |
2022 | Matt's great but I think he may have confused working from home with working from YOUR home. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
2023 | "We converted the garage to our family room 12 years ago, but Matt still gets these bouts of nostalgia." | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
2024 | He can fix anything, anywhere, any time! | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
2025 | I'll miss him when he has to return to the garage. I like having him work from home. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
2026 | He loves working from home and I get a new carpet every year. | 1.3291 | 0.07143 | 79 | 60 | 12 | 7 |
2027 | It´s a remote learning program. | 1.3291 | 0.06426 | 79 | 57 | 18 | 4 |
2028 | We ran out of WD40 | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
2029 | I believe he might have some torque potential . | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
2030 | He’s determined to find where the squeak comes from. | 1.3289 | 0.06037 | 76 | 53 | 21 | 2 |
2031 | Matt has the nicest garage in town. | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
2032 | After his retirement from the law firm he was driving me nuts at home all day. So I gave him an ultimatum: Get a hobby! | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
2033 | He's putting together Joey's birthday Lego set. | 1.3289 | 0.06854 | 76 | 56 | 15 | 5 |
2034 | The doctor says it’s carsickness. | 1.3289 | 0.07105 | 76 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
2035 | I said, it’s been pretty noisy here since Matt started working from home! | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
2036 | Well, our decorator said an 'open kitchen' is passé. The new trend is an open garage. | 1.3289 | 0.06321 | 76 | 54 | 19 | 3 |
2037 | The ad said that they would send a mechanic right to your house and be ready to do any repairs. | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
2038 | He also does motorcycles on the second floor. But that's another story. | 1.3288 | 0.07048 | 73 | 54 | 14 | 5 |
2039 | Turns out the house was built on an old mechanic burial ground. He appears every 3000 miles, his spirit doomed to grift forever as he did in life.... | 1.3288 | 0.07313 | 73 | 55 | 12 | 6 |
2040 | It's performance art. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
2041 | Yes, Matt does take his work home with him. | 1.3288 | 0.06486 | 73 | 52 | 18 | 3 |
2042 | I thought smart cars were self correcting. | 1.3288 | 0.06773 | 73 | 53 | 16 | 4 |
2043 | He’s really made the most of working from home during Covid! | 1.3288 | 0.06185 | 73 | 51 | 20 | 2 |
2044 | When he said he accepted a work from home job this wasn’t quite what I expected | 1.3288 | 0.05870 | 73 | 50 | 22 | 1 |
2045 | I've always wanted him to work from home! | 1.3286 | 0.06967 | 70 | 51 | 15 | 4 |
2046 | Working from home during Covid has proven to be a little more challenging than we'd thought | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
2047 | Just don't stain the ottoman, ok? | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
2048 | It’s nearly 5pm dear. You’ll need to finish soon or we’ll have another noise complaint from the Oswald’s in apartment 6 below. | 1.3286 | 0.08068 | 70 | 55 | 7 | 8 |
2049 | No, I’m not worried - it’s a rental | 1.3286 | 0.07538 | 70 | 53 | 11 | 6 |
2050 | If we knew he would end up working from home, we wouldn't have bought that ping-pong table. | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
2051 | Its a Covid thing - working at home | 1.3286 | 0.06663 | 70 | 50 | 17 | 3 |
2052 | I've decided to charge him with negligent domicide. | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
2053 | Frankly, Matt just gets my engine running. | 1.3286 | 0.06345 | 70 | 49 | 19 | 2 |
2054 | At first he was nervous, but now he loves working from home. | 1.3286 | 0.06663 | 70 | 50 | 17 | 3 |
2055 | My husband’s hobby is messy, but at least he stays home now. | 1.3284 | 0.06854 | 67 | 48 | 16 | 3 |
2056 | It’s a third generation project | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
2057 | He said the tires needed gas and gave me a steal on the price | 1.3284 | 0.07485 | 67 | 50 | 12 | 5 |
2058 | He's enjoying not having to commute. | 1.3281 | 0.07405 | 64 | 47 | 13 | 4 |
2059 | From the money Matt's saved us on tune-ups and repairs, we'll be able to afford a new carpet this year. | 1.3281 | 0.07062 | 64 | 46 | 15 | 3 |
2060 | We met at a Springsteen concert. He said he wanted freedom, kids, and a house with high ceilings.” | 1.3281 | 0.07062 | 64 | 46 | 15 | 3 |
2061 | Honey, do we have any more lemons? | 1.3279 | 0.08003 | 61 | 46 | 10 | 5 |
2062 | The discounts are significant. | 1.3279 | 0.07288 | 61 | 44 | 14 | 3 |
2063 | I find this more entertaining than bridge or TV. | 1.3267 | 0.05286 | 101 | 71 | 27 | 3 |
2064 | He's been working from home since Covid hit, and I don't think he's going back. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
2065 | We’re still adjusting to the whole ‘working from home’ thing. | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
2066 | Fred's been working at home since Covid.. | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
2067 | They said he had to work from home, anyways, tea? | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
2068 | He said bringing the work home will give us more quality time together. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
2069 | I wasn’t aware when he asked “ if he can bring work home?” | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
2070 | And so I said, Matt, why can’t you just work from home like the millennials do. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
2071 | I think Matt’s taking this “work from home thing” to a whole other level. | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
2072 | His last hobby was magic, so this is for better. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
2073 | I can't help bringing my work home too. | 1.3261 | 0.05151 | 92 | 63 | 28 | 1 |
2074 | It was a bear fitting it through the elevator door | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
2075 | It's the sweat and the grease that I find compelling. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
2076 | Dave insists on working from home, too! | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
2077 | He's so productive working from home. | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
2078 | Oh, Matt just laughed and said quarantining wasn't going to stop him! | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
2079 | This is so much sexier than reality TV. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
2080 | Matt just loves to bring his work home with him. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
2081 | The best part is that we have so much more family time. | 1.3253 | 0.05713 | 83 | 58 | 23 | 2 |
2082 | Can you ladies keep it down a little? I can't hear myself think. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
2083 | On the plus side, he gets to work from home. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
2084 | He says if I get to work from home, he gets to work from home. | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
2085 | At first, I was skeptical about us both working from home. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
2086 | Trust me, Matt's commitment to role-play is worth it. | 1.3250 | 0.06838 | 80 | 60 | 14 | 6 |
2087 | On the bright side, now that he works from home, we always have lunch together. | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
2088 | WFH for everyone | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
2089 | It’s good to take a break from book club. | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
2090 | And he makes house calls. Imagine! These days! | 1.3247 | 0.06253 | 77 | 55 | 19 | 3 |
2091 | We were lucky to get a ground floor apartment; otherwise Matt’s work would have suffered. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
2092 | I'm turning it into a lamp! | 1.3247 | 0.07025 | 77 | 58 | 13 | 6 |
2093 | Matthew is going through a midlife crisis. I only ask that he shampoos the rug once a week." | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
2094 | Does your husband usually work from home? | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
2095 | Concierge service is SO convenient. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
2096 | Hey honey? Do you really need to do that in the living room? | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
2097 | Just like so many these days, Matt is working form home. | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
2098 | I’ve asked him to please stop bringing his work home, but…. | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
2099 | He's working from Home... | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
2100 | Working from home has been very entertaining. | 1.3243 | 0.06695 | 74 | 54 | 16 | 4 |
2101 | This is so much easier than driving halfway downtown. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
2102 | Working from home has been great for Matt. And don’t you just love the scent of brake dust, Pearl? | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
2103 | It all started when he read a book on running a business from your home. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
2104 | We met on Angie's List. | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
2105 | How is your marriage? Ours is broken. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
2106 | He never did like his playpen. | 1.3243 | 0.06117 | 74 | 52 | 20 | 2 |
2107 | I didn't realize Matt worked at home now | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
2108 | Our unit was just rezoned commercial-residential. | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
2109 | Some people have mice in their home. I have him. | 1.3243 | 0.06413 | 74 | 53 | 18 | 3 |
2110 | It would be so nice if doctors still made house calls these days… | 1.3243 | 0.06966 | 74 | 55 | 14 | 5 |
2111 | He told his boss that wearing a mask was too intrusive. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
2112 | He's become used to working from home | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
2113 | So, Matt suggested mother come and live with us and converted the garage into a unit for her. Isn't he wonderful? | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
2114 | Yes I do see a downside to remote work during the pandemic. | 1.3239 | 0.06884 | 71 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
2115 | Working from home seemed like a good idea at first. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
2116 | He's been working from home since last year. | 1.3239 | 0.07170 | 71 | 53 | 13 | 5 |
2117 | He made the transition from WFH to WTF effortlessly | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
2118 | Yeah, Mat just really didn't want to go back to the office. | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
2119 | I just ordered him from the app, and there he was! In my living room of all places! | 1.3239 | 0.06585 | 71 | 51 | 17 | 3 |
2120 | Matt wanted to be an Uber driver, but this is a better gig. | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
2121 | Well, not everyone gets such a lift from working at home. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
2122 | I think it's a puncture | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
2123 | It was this or let him dig a pit in the floor. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
2124 | He ‘s decided to give working from home a try. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
2125 | I told him to take up a new hobby. Do something with your hands. | 1.3235 | 0.06438 | 68 | 48 | 18 | 2 |
2126 | I figured it was easier to let him work in here than to clean out my garage. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
2127 | The pole was my idea but he wasn't interested in a dance. | 1.3235 | 0.07390 | 68 | 51 | 12 | 5 |
2128 | There are more than 10,000 viewers watching him now on YouTube. | 1.3235 | 0.07087 | 68 | 50 | 14 | 4 |
2129 | We were just happy to find a house that came with a garage! | 1.3231 | 0.06617 | 65 | 46 | 17 | 2 |
2130 | He decided to stick with the work from home option. | 1.3231 | 0.06971 | 65 | 47 | 15 | 3 |
2131 | Matt clicked his heels together 3 times saying, There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home. | 1.3231 | 0.06617 | 65 | 46 | 17 | 2 |
2132 | He's having fun - no need to tell him the work-from-home order is lifted. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
2133 | I told my husband that I needed a lift | 1.3226 | 0.08219 | 62 | 48 | 8 | 6 |
2134 | We should have moved to a first floor unit before he set up his home office. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
2135 | We had to move his home office inside when I opened a dentistry practice in the garage. | 1.3226 | 0.07189 | 62 | 45 | 14 | 3 |
2136 | I love it when Matt fixes my crank shaft | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
2137 | I asked him to pitch in more at home so this was our compromise. | 1.3226 | 0.07891 | 62 | 47 | 10 | 5 |
2138 | ...so then COVID made us think -- did Matt REALLY need to commute to work every day? | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
2139 | We never dreamed that Matt would embrace "work from home" like THIS! | 1.3222 | 0.05659 | 90 | 64 | 23 | 3 |
2140 | What I love about Matt is that he never stops changing. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
2141 | It was either wear a mask, or -- well, we believe in Freedom. | 1.3220 | 0.07428 | 59 | 43 | 13 | 3 |
2142 | Are you sure it's easier to get it down by taking it all apart? | 1.3220 | 0.07812 | 59 | 44 | 11 | 4 |
2143 | I think the book club is getting out of hand with these live demonstrations... | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
2144 | Some wives object to their husbands taking their work home with them. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
2145 | Retirement hasn't been as hard on him as I expected. | 1.3218 | 0.05296 | 87 | 60 | 26 | 1 |
2146 | Matt just loves his retirement. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
2147 | It’s easier if they come here. | 1.3214 | 0.04371 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
2148 | I'm still not sure about this working from home thing. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
2149 | He seems to be enjoying WFH, but I’m not liking it. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
2150 | He just prefers working from home. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
2151 | Don’t you think the Covid-19 quarantine getting a little out of hand. | 1.3214 | 0.05906 | 84 | 60 | 21 | 3 |
2152 | You know, he really wanted to work from home so I said “Let’s try it!!” | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
2153 | It’s not an inexpensive hobby but it keeps him home more. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
2154 | Are you familiar with Uber Maintenance? | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
2155 | Matt has always wanted an indoor job. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
2156 | This has been the best art installation we have had! | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
2157 | That's not exactly what I meant when I asked you to fix me up with someone. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
2158 | The pandemic has forced him to work at home. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
2159 | The really weird thing is that his name is is Melvin | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
2160 | Neither of us can imagine going back to the office. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
2161 | This is why we can never have carpet. | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
2162 | Its better than having him sit and watch sports! | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
2163 | Hasn't Matt taken work from home just a bit too far? | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
2164 | I thought I ordered a lift for my face not my car! | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
2165 | Only took 30 minutes to arrive from the new AutoMech App. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
2166 | He took working from home, during the pandemic, to a whole new level | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
2167 | It took a while to get used to him working from home. | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
2168 | I have mix feelings about Matt working from home. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2169 | Matt, this is my friend Shirley. She would like your card when your done. | 1.3205 | 0.07411 | 78 | 61 | 9 | 8 |
2170 | We got used to it during the pandemic. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2171 | I love that Instacart is into auto repair! | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
2172 | Takes working from home to a whole new level! | 1.3205 | 0.06187 | 78 | 56 | 19 | 3 |
2173 | I find the new At-Home-Service so convenient. | 1.3205 | 0.06450 | 78 | 57 | 17 | 4 |
2174 | Well, it beats having to wear a darn mask! | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
2175 | It was a big adjustment, but I think Matt has come to enjoy working from home. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
2176 | I love house calls! | 1.3200 | 0.06886 | 75 | 56 | 14 | 5 |
2177 | We’ve embraced the “work from home” model. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
2178 | When I suggested he take up a hobby, I was thinking more like stamps or birding. | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
2179 | Most people say he moved the garage in the living room. I am the only contestant to say she moved the living room into the garage. | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 55 | 11 | 6 |
2180 | Instacart has really taken it to the next level. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
2181 | Oh no, I don't mind he's just taking a brake! | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
2182 | Sam is taking working from home to a whole other level. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
2183 | It was this or golf with those horrendous clothes. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
2184 | It was really difficult for him when we lived on the fifth floor. | 1.3194 | 0.07355 | 72 | 55 | 11 | 6 |
2185 | I just look at it as a macho version of pole dancing, but he certainly gets more dirty. | 1.3194 | 0.07084 | 72 | 54 | 13 | 5 |
2186 | He decided to take working from home to a whole new level. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
2187 | I’m so lucky he makes house calls. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
2188 | I sometimes wonder if he’s taking DIY a little too far. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
2189 | Oh, the car? With the parts strewn about? And a mechanic grumbling under his breath for the last 45 minutes? I hadn’t noticed. | 1.3194 | 0.06802 | 72 | 53 | 15 | 4 |
2190 | Retirement was awful for him. Thank goodness he's developed a new hobby! | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2191 | For years, his boss told him working from home wasn’t feasible, but his productivity is up by 13%!” | 1.3188 | 0.05651 | 69 | 47 | 22 | 0 |
2192 | MATT LIKES THIS WORK AT HOME ARRANGEMENT! | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2193 | We called an Uber, and it never left. | 1.3188 | 0.06688 | 69 | 50 | 16 | 3 |
2194 | That's his latest start-up | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2195 | This place was advertised as a garage apartment. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2196 | He just loves this new trend of working from home. | 1.3188 | 0.06361 | 69 | 49 | 18 | 2 |
2197 | It's hard to find a mechanic, so we went in-house. | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
2198 | Then I realized that anyone else could work from my home, too." | 1.3188 | 0.07297 | 69 | 52 | 12 | 5 |
2199 | He keeps pitching the concept to HGTV, but honestly I’m not sure if it’s enough for a pilot. | 1.3188 | 0.06999 | 69 | 51 | 14 | 4 |
2200 | This wasn’t what I had in mind when I asked Matt to give me a lift. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
2201 | You should have seen him get the car through the front door. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
2202 | It sounded crazy at first, but I've got to admit that lift really ties the room together. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
2203 | He refuses to wear a mask so he works from home and stopped robbing banks. I love men with principles. | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
2204 | Well, what I can't figure is that his name is actually Willard. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
2205 | He always wanted to do a double axel in the living room. | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
2206 | Well, he told me he was going to do some home repairs. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
2207 | Know what I like about Matt? He's so literal. When he said he would work from home, he really meant it. | 1.3182 | 0.06167 | 66 | 46 | 19 | 1 |
2208 | I mean, you know, I said Matty, just because the retirement counsellor suggested maybe a nice hobby . . ." | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
2209 | Matt's house calls make my day. | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
2210 | When I complained that he stayed too late in the office, Matt decided to start bringing his work home with him. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
2211 | This is what happens when you turn your garage into a she-shed. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
2212 | In-home, bespoke auto service. It's the newest, the best. We'll see if the Jones can keep up with us. | 1.3182 | 0.06535 | 66 | 47 | 17 | 2 |
2213 | Matthew is such a homebody | 1.3182 | 0.07529 | 66 | 50 | 11 | 5 |
2214 | Finally he’s being useful and to think it only took a pandemic. | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
2215 | I thought everyone was working from home these days. | 1.3182 | 0.07213 | 66 | 49 | 13 | 4 |
2216 | They said I could teach from home and I’ve never looked back. | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
2217 | It's called an 'open floor plan', our real estate agent says it will increase the property value! | 1.3182 | 0.06882 | 66 | 48 | 15 | 3 |
2218 | $3,000/month and only one free oil change? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
2219 | Weekends he does airplanes | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
2220 | Matt always takes work home with him. | 1.3176 | 0.05604 | 85 | 60 | 23 | 2 |
2221 | Oh him? That’s my husband Matt. Ever since the pandemic he decided to work at home. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
2222 | yes,there is no heating in the garage | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2223 | Sure he's expensive, but he does home visits. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2224 | Matt is wonderful. Try finding a doctor who makes house calls. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
2225 | It seems the definition of customer service has really changed since the pandemic | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2226 | Not sure I enjoy him working from home. | 1.3175 | 0.08104 | 63 | 49 | 8 | 6 |
2227 | We had the extra space so why not sublet. | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
2228 | He misses his work shop, but I told him that there’s nothing in the suburbs we can’t do here in the city! | 1.3175 | 0.06722 | 63 | 45 | 16 | 2 |
2229 | The realtor included him as a sweetner. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
2230 | Our mechanic makes house calls. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2231 | ‘If you mention the car’s warranty, Joan, I’m not going to be responsible for my actions’ | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
2232 | We had different ideas about the meaning of having an elevator lift smack in the middle of our living room. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
2233 | Matt, what's your opinion... should Britney have been freed? | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
2234 | As long as I get to keep using the dining room as my office. | 1.3167 | 0.06926 | 60 | 43 | 15 | 2 |
2235 | Have you watched this astonishing reality show before? | 1.3167 | 0.07323 | 60 | 44 | 13 | 3 |
2236 | He's obsessed with accuracy in his role playing. You should see him as Matt the Pool Boy. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2237 | I knew Matt would survive working at home during the pandemic. Not so sure about the carpet though. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2238 | Working from home has turned out great for us, we're seeing a lot more of each other now. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
2239 | He's my stay-at-home mechanic. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
2240 | Working from home has saved us tons of money on commuting, but our cleaning budget is thru the roof | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
2241 | I saw how this ends in an X-rated movie at college. | 1.3158 | 0.06272 | 76 | 55 | 18 | 3 |
2242 | It's not an ideal industry for working from home, but at least he doesn't own an abattoir. | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
2243 | Since COVID, he's been working from home. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2244 | I prefer plumbers. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2245 | He keeps me balanced. | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
2246 | Oh, he’s been vaccinated. He just likes working from home. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2247 | Working from home has its drawbacks.....but Matt likes his hot lunches. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2248 | Just a tune up for our cross country trip. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2249 | I THOUGHT that car looked familiar! | 1.3158 | 0.05528 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2250 | We’re happy with just a one-car garage … | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2251 | …and when Matt’s happy, I’m happy. | 1.3158 | 0.08728 | 57 | 45 | 6 | 6 |
2252 | I worry about the asbestos. | 1.3158 | 0.08361 | 57 | 44 | 8 | 5 |
2253 | They offered on-site service. It's entertaining, too. | 1.3158 | 0.07149 | 57 | 41 | 14 | 2 |
2254 | I guess I should have asked some questions about the part of their ad which said "We come to you". | 1.3158 | 0.07305 | 76 | 59 | 10 | 7 |
2255 | I let the mechanic in—but whose car is this? | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
2256 | I just love what you've done with your living room, Marsha!!! It's so utilitarian!!! | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
2257 | I told him he did not have to work at home anymore! | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
2258 | We had to convert the garage to a school room while the kids’ schools are closed. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2259 | Getting the lift installed was a Godsend‼️‼️ | 1.3151 | 0.05812 | 73 | 51 | 21 | 1 |
2260 | George decided to work at home from now on. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
2261 | In this house, we live by the mantra, "Live, Laugh, Lube." | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2262 | It's perfect for me. I love watching Matt at work. | 1.3151 | 0.05812 | 73 | 51 | 21 | 1 |
2263 | This wasn't the idea I had in mind when you said "come over and let's watch oily men" | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
2264 | I told him he needed to get a hobby. And to be honest, Val, it keeps him off the furniture. | 1.3148 | 0.05604 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
2265 | I'm really OK with it. Last night told me that he isn't Matt. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
2266 | Now that he's all set up, he's 100% invested in this remote work from home thing. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
2267 | I agreed to date him because he said he had a job that allows him to work from home | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
2268 | ‚I ordered car fix as a Takeaway’ | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2269 | Yes, Matt's been working from home. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
2270 | He doesn't know the meaning of "Take a break." | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2271 | It was an adjustment at first, but he’s really settled into remote work | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2272 | I told him it wouldn't be a big deal to start working from home. | 1.3143 | 0.07207 | 70 | 53 | 12 | 5 |
2273 | Finally, it was either Marie Kondo or Matt. I chose Matt. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2274 | Just wait til the parts guy comes in! The sparks FLY! | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2275 | Full retirement just isn’t in his wheelhouse. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 70 | 49 | 20 | 1 |
2276 | Dear, 'working from home' is such low hanging fruit. If you want really low hanging fruit for $20 he'll drop the coveralls. | 1.3143 | 0.06914 | 70 | 52 | 14 | 4 |
2277 | Marge, I think it's wonderful Matt decided to work from home away from those horrid nudie calendars at work. | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
2278 | He asked if he could bring some work home,,, | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
2279 | Sure, but we’re saving a ton on parts and labor. | 1.3143 | 0.06607 | 70 | 51 | 16 | 3 |
2280 | I'm afraid the garage conversion didn't take. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
2281 | He got a vaccine exemption so Matt lets him work from home. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2282 | I couldn't resist a house call | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
2283 | This is not what I expected when I agreed to participate in Airbnb Premium. | 1.3134 | 0.06454 | 67 | 48 | 17 | 2 |
2284 | The others work from home, so why can't he? | 1.3134 | 0.06093 | 67 | 47 | 19 | 1 |
2285 | The in-home garage is fine. It's the drive-in theater I'm worried about. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
2286 | he said he needed a little corner of the room for his hobby... | 1.3134 | 0.06795 | 67 | 49 | 15 | 3 |
2287 | Working from home has saved Matt more than ten hours a week in commuting time. | 1.3134 | 0.07120 | 67 | 50 | 13 | 4 |
2288 | Matt wanted his waiting room to feel like home.. | 1.3134 | 0.06454 | 67 | 48 | 17 | 2 |
2289 | It's better than Netflix | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2290 | He was always on the road and I wanted him to do something closer to home. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2291 | I know,but Matt loves working from home | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
2292 | Oh, it's not a COVID thing at all. Matt just likes to bring his work home with him some evenings. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
2293 | During the lockdown, he found he loved working at home. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2294 | We converted the garage into a beautiful home office! | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
2295 | He thinks the "working from home" thing might actually be good for business. Don't you just love our cozy waiting room? | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
2296 | He gets to work at home, I get higher ceilings. It's a win-win. | 1.3125 | 0.07345 | 64 | 48 | 12 | 4 |
2297 | He's the only mechanic I know who makes house calls. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
2298 | Believe me, there’s nothing like a bespoke brake job. | 1.3125 | 0.06250 | 64 | 45 | 18 | 1 |
2299 | Zoning laws, smoning laws. Personal computers, printers, hydraulic car lifts - they're all business tools. Business tools! | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2300 | Well yes, but this is not his home. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
2301 | I know, adult Tonka Toys are a godsend... | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2302 | Renting the space helps pay the bills. | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
2303 | He deducts his rent from my repair bill. Lucky for me; this is my fifth tire rotation this month. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2304 | It started as a hobby and... well, you know how that goes. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2305 | We keep telling him - once he turns 30 we’re charging him rent. | 1.3125 | 0.06635 | 64 | 46 | 16 | 2 |
2306 | It's temporary until everyone is vaccinated. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2307 | It’s not ideal, but we never have to look for parking and we love the high ceilings. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
2308 | Working from home is not a problem for Matt. | 1.3118 | 0.05292 | 93 | 66 | 25 | 2 |
2309 | Mike just HATES to commute. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2310 | Matt loves his hobby. He takes that car apart and puts it back together at least once a month. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2311 | We had to install an oil reservoir under that house but we save a lot by having space that has multiple uses. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2312 | At least I know where he is at night. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2313 | but he only works from home 2 days a week.. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2314 | The full 4D garage experience | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2315 | Boys and their toys, am I right? | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2316 | Sometimes we turn off the lights and pretend we’re outside. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2317 | Yes, the noise, of course... But the smell of it, I love the smell! | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2318 | I really don't mind. He sings so lovely while he works. | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
2319 | For us it's been the silver lining: because of the pandemic,Matt doesn't have to commute,and I can really see what he does all day! | 1.3115 | 0.06832 | 61 | 44 | 15 | 2 |
2320 | I knew he was honest when I asked if he could work from home. | 1.3115 | 0.06832 | 61 | 44 | 15 | 2 |
2321 | They're still allowing him to work from home, which is fine except when he has a Zoom meeting. | 1.3115 | 0.06832 | 61 | 44 | 15 | 2 |
2322 | Working from home has really forced us to overhaul our marriage… | 1.3113 | 0.04900 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
2323 | The previous owners installed the lift, so we figured what the hell let's take advantage of it. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2324 | I enjoy work. I can watch it all day long. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2325 | He's saving a fortune working from home!!! | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
2326 | We thought working from home would just be temporary. | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
2327 | It was here when we bought the house, so Matt thought... | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2328 | Check under the hood," started this whole thing. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2329 | The only nice thing about COVID is that Matt gets to work from home." | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2330 | He hated the coffee in the break room at work... | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2331 | Matt was always stuck at the garage, it's so nice now with the quarantine that we see each other all the time. | 1.3108 | 0.05749 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2332 | That what I get for asking Matt to spend more time together | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2333 | It's better than having him lying on the couch watching sports all weekend. | 1.3108 | 0.06062 | 74 | 53 | 19 | 2 |
2334 | This is Ralph’s day to work from home. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2335 | Before Covid, it was just strange. Now it's avant-garde. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2336 | He couldn't get the Wi-Fi working out in the garage. | 1.3108 | 0.06918 | 74 | 56 | 13 | 5 |
2337 | Bruce just loves the Garage's new work from home policy | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2338 | This is the best time I've ever had since the CORONA started! | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2339 | If he stains the carpet again, I’ll blow a gasket. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2340 | He’s still not ready to quit working from home just yet. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
2341 | Workaholic you said? | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2342 | He really needs to stop bringing work home with him | 1.3108 | 0.06062 | 74 | 53 | 19 | 2 |
2343 | Husband swapping is exciting, but it can involve more than people think! | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2344 | Would you be a dear and get me a glass of lemonade from the shed? | 1.3103 | 0.07046 | 58 | 42 | 14 | 2 |
2345 | My husband says the company's WFH policy will likely be permanent. | 1.3103 | 0.07858 | 58 | 44 | 10 | 4 |
2346 | I'd rather have art. But this pays better. | 1.3103 | 0.07858 | 58 | 44 | 10 | 4 |
2347 | It does help reduce overhead, but I still don't like it. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 58 | 41 | 16 | 1 |
2348 | I got 50% off on this deal! | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2349 | He loved working working from home during COVID and he's not going back | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
2350 | I'm friends with the head of the zoning board. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2351 | He’s a stay-at-home Dad | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2352 | I told him if I can't have a she-shed, he can't have a man-cave. | 1.3099 | 0.07396 | 71 | 55 | 10 | 6 |
2353 | Messy, but good to have Matt happy with a hobby! | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2354 | It all started with a how-to YouTube video. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2355 | It's like reality tv without commercials. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2356 | I told him to adjust the stabilizer bar, but would he listen? | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
2357 | It's a new in-home service called Uber Mensch. | 1.3099 | 0.07118 | 71 | 54 | 12 | 5 |
2358 | I don’t mind the mess, and at least I know where he is! | 1.3099 | 0.06830 | 71 | 53 | 14 | 4 |
2359 | At least I don’t need to get a ride home. | 1.3099 | 0.06529 | 71 | 52 | 16 | 3 |
2360 | He can cook too!!! | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
2361 | Bob has just so loved working from home! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2362 | It's been really nice now that Matt's working from home. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2363 | He said why is it that only office people can work from home?? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2364 | Matt just can't help himself . . . he just can't leave his work at the office. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2365 | Having him work from home has been great for our marriage, but hell on the carpeting. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
2366 | He always seem to have extra parts. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
2367 | Larry was worried about the new work from home policy, but he's adjusted well. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2368 | Thanks to the remodel, Matthew finally feels essential. | 1.3088 | 0.06021 | 68 | 48 | 19 | 1 |
2369 | Matt's taking working from home to a new level! | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2370 | Turns out he prefers working from home. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
2371 | Now I see how this Tea & Tires app could catch on. | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2372 | I took it in for service and they offered a lift home. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
2373 | I hate it when he brings work home. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2374 | Honey, can you replace the ball joints , too? | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2375 | We just fell in love with the house because of the open floor plan. | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2376 | Oh yes, you can get anything delivered these days! | 1.3088 | 0.06710 | 68 | 50 | 15 | 3 |
2377 | He‘s an indoor car, even sleeps in the bed. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2378 | You can get anything delivered in New York | 1.3088 | 0.07030 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 4 |
2379 | He wanted the house with the garage but I liked the one with the spacious living room. I won that battle but it seems I’ve lost the war. | 1.3088 | 0.07629 | 68 | 53 | 9 | 6 |
2380 | He's been much easier to live with since I told him to get a hobby. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2381 | This is the only way the boss would let him work without a mask. | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
2382 | It’s his simple pleasure, so who am I to complain? | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
2383 | Repairing the present! | 1.3086 | 0.05455 | 81 | 57 | 23 | 1 |
2384 | Working in the living room is so much nicer now that he's no longer a mortician. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2385 | We've saved so much in overhead costs. | 1.3086 | 0.05455 | 81 | 57 | 23 | 1 |
2386 | He has always insisted on bringing his work home with him | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
2387 | At least I know where is is in the evenings. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2388 | Oh Suzy,you know,I just had to put my working class hunk fantasies into IRL. | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
2389 | My husband’s retirement job is putting a strain and a stain on our marriage. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2390 | We’re hoping to open a small studio to show Matt’s work. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
2391 | And he cleans up beautifully! | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
2392 | It was so freeing to get rid of the Roomba. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2393 | ‘It is just hard for him to go back to the office’ | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2394 | He's a performance artist more than mechanic. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
2395 | i honestly thought the ‘masterclass’ was just to keep busy during the pandemic, but he’s been so happy...can you pick it up on thursday? | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
2396 | I’ve heard of role play spicing up a marriage but this is ridiculous! | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
2397 | I should have asked a few more questions when he said he wanted to set up a home business. | 1.3077 | 0.06172 | 65 | 46 | 18 | 1 |
2398 | We've made some adjustments since Matt started working from home. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
2399 | This is nothing. You should see him in the bedroom. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2400 | Even though we’re both vaccinated, it looks like this working from home thing is here to stay. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2401 | He always wanted to open a home business. | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2402 | He's planning to put in a car wash." | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
2403 | And on Thursdays, his garage band comes to rehearse here. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2404 | As part of the deal, I finally got a sewing room. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2405 | It is so nice to have a mechanic that makes house calls! | 1.3077 | 0.06172 | 65 | 46 | 18 | 1 |
2406 | I passed on the home dental checkup but this I like | 1.3077 | 0.07369 | 78 | 62 | 8 | 8 |
2407 | I won the car pool. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2408 | They’re calling it “couchside service” | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2409 | I told him it’s the living room and he said that’s what I’m doing. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2410 | If the folks downstairs can hold it up just a few minutes more, he should be done in a jiffy. More tea? | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2411 | we're both working from home this year. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
2412 | Matt prefers to work close to home. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2413 | One of the benefits of my husband's ability to work remotely is that he is around the house all day. | 1.3077 | 0.06550 | 65 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
2414 | Should we ask him if he wants any tea? | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2415 | Yes, but working from home has dramatically reduced his commute time. | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
2416 | no way he was getting that crazy vaccine the shop insisted on | 1.3077 | 0.06756 | 91 | 72 | 10 | 9 |
2417 | Oh, he’s just going through a pre-retirement transition phase. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2418 | I’d say the social distancing at Matt’’s business has worked out very well. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
2419 | When I asked him to do some work around the house,this is not what I meant.. | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2420 | Well, Matt really wanted to work from home and I enjoy a dash of motor oil in to my coffee. So it’s a win win! | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
2421 | The therapist said sometimes it's okay for him to bring his work home with him. | 1.3077 | 0.06903 | 78 | 60 | 12 | 6 |
2422 | It all started when he discovered „Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance“… | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2423 | Doesn't your husband work from home too? | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2424 | He quit his job and started working from home now | 1.3077 | 0.07140 | 78 | 61 | 10 | 7 |
2425 | He’s not my regular mechanic but he comes highly recommended. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
2426 | Matt and I have really enjoyed working from home. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
2427 | I couldn't bear the thought of losing an honest mechanic." Oscar Anderson, Nashville, T | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2428 | Every man needs a hobby. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
2429 | Scotchgard. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2430 | We're zoned for tire repairs because we're in a 2-flat. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2431 | One of the upgrades about him working from home is the waiting room. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2432 | ..and the best part is the free coffee. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2433 | And I said to Susan "At least Matt won't be working from home." Me and my big mouth. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2434 | Matt and I just got tired of those reality TV programs. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2435 | Aside from the fourteen hours a day of cleanup, it's really no bother at all. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
2436 | He keeps bringing his work home with him. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2437 | These house calls are so convenient. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
2438 | Even working from Home, Matt insists on wearing office attire. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
2439 | He’s working remotely now. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2440 | I picked them because they made house calls. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
2441 | At least with COVID he can finally work from home. | 1.3065 | 0.06335 | 62 | 44 | 17 | 1 |
2442 | It escalated from toy car tinkering in earliest youth. to this | 1.3065 | 0.08159 | 62 | 49 | 7 | 6 |
2443 | Talk about taking your job home with you! | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
2444 | Yes, the place gets a bit dirty, but I'm too busy to drop my car off, and I hate those service waiting areas more than anything. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
2445 | Our therapists idea. His other car. | 1.3065 | 0.06335 | 62 | 44 | 17 | 1 |
2446 | It's a little messy, but it's very affirming of his masculinity. | 1.3065 | 0.06739 | 62 | 45 | 15 | 2 |
2447 | We cut the cable, but he really enjoyed those car restoration shows. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
2448 | It has had many ups and downs. | 1.3065 | 0.07483 | 62 | 47 | 11 | 4 |
2449 | When Van Gough started out, it wasn't considered art either. | 1.3065 | 0.07121 | 62 | 46 | 13 | 3 |
2450 | He pays me decent rent -- although I wish he cleaned up better when he's done. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2451 | He's working from home now,' | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2452 | Matt burned his garage down two years ago...we're waiting on the claim. | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
2453 | So, I said to him "Everyone else works from home during the pandemic, why can't you?" | 1.3059 | 0.05299 | 85 | 60 | 24 | 1 |
2454 | Who knew working from home would be so exhausting? | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2455 | He thinks it really brings the room together. | 1.3056 | 0.05814 | 72 | 51 | 20 | 1 |
2456 | Unfortunately, the shop is still working from home until 2022 | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
2457 | Bet you're glad you divorced that porn star. | 1.3056 | 0.07305 | 72 | 56 | 10 | 6 |
2458 | He works on domestic cars three days a week. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2459 | Matt misunderstood when I said I missed Baywatch. | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
2460 | He's great at doing dishes too. | 1.3056 | 0.07305 | 72 | 56 | 10 | 6 |
2461 | I have a very competent car insurance | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
2462 | Thankfully he’s only working from home one day a week. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
2463 | You're right, live entertainment is better. | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2464 | Our customer lounge is much more inviting, save for Mathew's cursing, of course... | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2465 | His boss says they’ll be working from home till January. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
2466 | Things are a lot easier for Clem now that he's able to work from home. | 1.3053 | 0.06536 | 95 | 75 | 11 | 9 |
2467 | It's either this, or football, so I chose this. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2468 | Yet he can’t put his laundry in the hamper. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
2469 | No Honey, I haven't seen your 7/8's breaker bar. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
2470 | Matt always wanted to host Car Talk. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2471 | And I sell the lottery tickets and potato chips. | 1.3051 | 0.07742 | 59 | 45 | 10 | 4 |
2472 | He got the idea from the Coffee As You Wait Carwash. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2473 | It was cheaper to install the lift than find a shade tree in Manhattan. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2474 | It’s important my mechanic feels right at home while working on my car. | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
2475 | Working from home has given him a real lift. | 1.3051 | 0.06946 | 59 | 43 | 14 | 2 |
2476 | So he works from home now … | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2477 | Don’t worry, they love when you watch them work. | 1.3051 | 0.07354 | 59 | 44 | 12 | 3 |
2478 | Things have been a little more crowded since we turned the garage into an in-law suite, but his parents are much happier here. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2479 | Last time I changed a tire I just needed a jack. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2480 | It's a new, more enlightened gentrification. We don't displace the locals, we share space respectfully. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2481 | Converting the garage into an in-law suite may not have been the best idea. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
2482 | Our relationship has gone flat | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2483 | I wish he’d leave his work at the shop. | 1.3043 | 0.05950 | 69 | 49 | 19 | 1 |
2484 | He’s now working from home a few days a week. | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2485 | Thank goodness he's vaccinated. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2486 | What do you think your housecleaner, Maggie, will do when she sees all of this on Friday? | 1.3043 | 0.05950 | 69 | 49 | 19 | 1 |
2487 | It’s only until Netflix comes out with some new shows… | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
2488 | Have you found the television remote control yet? | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2489 | Yes, we're both still working from home. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2490 | He's using the wrong wrench! | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2491 | He’s practicing for his Umbrella’s of Cherbourg production. Don’t ask him about it or he’ll sing for 2 hours straight. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
2492 | At first Matt's idea of working from home seemed like a good idea...But on the plus side we are saving a lot on lunch costs. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
2493 | It just brings the room together, right? | 1.3043 | 0.05768 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
2494 | Admittedly, the bedroom service is quicker. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
2495 | Crescent wrench or crescent roll? | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2496 | He just wanted to understand all the hype about working from home. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2497 | It's only a problem when he needs to zoom | 1.3036 | 0.08798 | 56 | 45 | 5 | 6 |
2498 | The standing desk has made all the difference in his working from home setup | 1.3036 | 0.07611 | 56 | 42 | 11 | 3 |
2499 | There’s a rumour that they are going back into the shop soon.... | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2500 | Having to work from home hasn't really impacted him that much | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2501 | I’m looking forward to when he’s finished building his car and he discovers it won’t fit through the front door. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2502 | He's retired | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2503 | Hank says for me not to worry,the whole thing is a hologram.When he's gone,everything will disappear. | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2504 | Matt loves working from home now. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2505 | And you told me nobody makes house calls anymore... | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
2506 | The upgraded waiting area is wonderful if you don't mind the occasional profanity. I find it refreshing. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2507 | My husband has a problem leaving his work at the office. | 1.3030 | 0.07470 | 66 | 51 | 10 | 5 |
2508 | It’s great, they said he might never have to go back to the office. | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
2509 | Is there anything else on? | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
2510 | You don’t want to be sitting here when he gets frustrated and the wheels come off. | 1.3030 | 0.05700 | 66 | 46 | 20 | 0 |
2511 | I picked it up at MOMA last week ! | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
2512 | I've told him time and again... Don't bring your work home with you. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2513 | I wish he would do his home work online like everyone else | 1.3026 | 0.06218 | 76 | 56 | 17 | 3 |
2514 | This REALLY isn't what I meant when I asked him if he couldn't work from home more often. | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
2515 | Mathew’s been enjoying working from home during the pandemic. We feel truly blessed. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2516 | At first Matt was torn: he wanted to re-tire and work from home. Now he can do both! | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2517 | I have to say the pandemic has brought us closer together. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2518 | That's the only way to keep them honest. | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
2519 | He'll mansplain anything, from anywhere. | 1.3026 | 0.05305 | 76 | 53 | 23 | 0 |
2520 | When I suggested he take up a hobby during the pandemic, I had no idea it would come to this. | 1.3026 | 0.05929 | 76 | 55 | 19 | 2 |
2521 | Yes, it can get a little messy, but it’s so nice having Matt work from home. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
2522 | They said Installation is the next bitcoin. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
2523 | Like I told you, girlfriend, Matt's very good with his hands. | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2524 | We're so happy now that Matt has found a way to work from home. | 1.3016 | 0.07718 | 63 | 49 | 9 | 5 |
2525 | Matt said he wanted a lift. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
2526 | This is my most avant-garde piece, its called "Matt vs Machine" | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
2527 | Since Matt is working from home, our family life is more normal. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | This isn’t what I imagined when he said he’d be working from home. | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
2529 | You wouldn't believe how hard it was finding a carpet matching Matt's coveralls." | 1.3016 | 0.06044 | 63 | 47 | 14 | 2 |
2530 | Did I tell you he's a real home wrecker? | 1.3016 | 0.06649 | 63 | 46 | 15 | 2 |
2531 | Well, the realtor did say ‘free off street parking’… | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2532 | With the car parked in the garage we didn't have space for a home office | 1.3016 | 0.06252 | 63 | 45 | 17 | 1 |
2533 | I told him a TV would be just fine,but you know Frank. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2534 | This brings new meaning to working remotely. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2535 | He never missed a day of work throughout the entire pandemic! | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2536 | "I guess you could call it homework." | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
2537 | I finally got him out of his man cave. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2538 | I love a working man – what about you, Cheryl? | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2539 | He took the words "multi-purpose room" really seriously, I was thinking more like a man cave or something... | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2540 | Hes' determined to make it electric. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2541 | My fung shui-crazed ex drops by tomorrow. He won't stay long. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2542 | In-home therapy is the only thing that seems to keep it running. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2543 | He’s working from home two days a week. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2544 | He's gonna miss working from home. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
2545 | The noise is not so good, but he's so much less crabby without the commute | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2546 | We finally had had enough of those endless commutes to our mechanic. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
2547 | I keep telling him not to bring his work home with him. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
2548 | Since Covid, he has been working at home. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
2549 | Marvin didn't insist on a house with a man cave, just some space to tinker. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2550 | Oh, he read some articles on the Internet about home-based businesses. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2551 | Matt said when he retired we'd travel. I didn't know this would be his idea of a motor home. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
2552 | The rattle goes away when you take the car to the mechanic. So I'm trying the opposite approach. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2553 | The commute was killing him. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2554 | He's retired, it was either this or philandering. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2555 | Now working from home, I know my husband really works. | 1.3000 | 0.08336 | 60 | 48 | 6 | 6 |
2556 | Working remotely has saved us lots of time and rent money. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
2557 | It’s actually cheaper than paying for for parking | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2558 | Well, it felt wrong to turn down 'personalized service'... | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2559 | … well he’s a great Bridge partner. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2560 | I hate it when he works from home | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2561 | Now I understand Matt's logo......"all work done on the premise" | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
2562 | We're renting every room in the house and the tax beaks are great! | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2563 | I don't care. I just like that he takes his work home. | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
2564 | If he’s happy, I’m happy | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2565 | Say what you want about the wait, but it sure is convenient. | 1.3000 | 0.06848 | 60 | 44 | 14 | 2 |
2566 | No, he's not working remotely. I just made his garage into a she-shed! | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 46 | 10 | 4 |
2567 | I don’t think this is exactly what the Doctor mean’t when he suggested that your hubby get a hobby. | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2568 | I appreciate the worldbuilding. Still, it's a lot of props for a stripper. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2569 | I don’t know which feeling is greater. Love or trust. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2570 | You're so lucky that he can work from home now. | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2571 | Darling, what's the wifi password? | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2572 | Well, Matt has certainly raised working at home to a new level. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
2573 | I only called for a LYFT! | 1.3000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 60 | 16 | 4 |
2574 | Until him, the timing was never right. | 1.3000 | 0.07249 | 60 | 45 | 12 | 3 |
2575 | Don't worry, your car is fine. His garage is fully remote now. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2576 | Other people watched baking shows during the pandemic and bought KitchenAid mixers. He watched Top Gear. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
2577 | I just wish Matt wouldn’t bring his work home! | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2578 | Yes, he's vaccinated. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2579 | No, I think he likes working from home. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2580 | I’m all about supporting local businesses, but this is a little much | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2581 | This way he doesn't have to stay on Zoom all day. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2582 | Matt and I are much closer since he began taking his work home with him. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
2583 | He's taking this whole working from home thing a bit too far don't you think? | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2584 | He got bored with building ships in bottles, so... | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2585 | I almost don't want this pandemic to end! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2586 | I’ve gotten to where I hardly even notice it. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2587 | Well at least he’s applying himself. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2588 | I didn't think I'd like role-playing, but he really gets my engine humming. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
2589 | Matt's Garage at home car repair service is like my wife, high maintenance. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2590 | I'm glad he's found a hobby | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
2591 | Ernie is so dedicated 😍, he always brings work home | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2592 | Working from home is different for everyone | 1.2987 | 0.05250 | 77 | 54 | 23 | 0 |
2593 | So, this is how I die. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2594 | I'm just glad he's not a tailor, soldier, or a damn spy. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2595 | Jack thought it would be better than reality television, and now I’m hooked! | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2596 | Matt said any place with a big enough door can be a garage. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2597 | Feeling a little tight, I told my personal trainer I'd like some body work done at my place. He said he knew a guy. Next thing I know, Matt shows up. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2598 | He couldn’t learn how to work remotely and wanted to spend more time at home. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
2599 | He hated the commute. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2600 | It's so post-COVID Feng Shui | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2601 | He’s just so sexy all greased up; how could I say “no”? | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2602 | I'm glad he has a hobby but I can't figure out how he got all of this stuff up to the 12th floor. | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
2603 | Work from home started out well, but now the kids are too busy trading meme stocks for any together time. | 1.2985 | 0.07058 | 67 | 51 | 12 | 4 |
2604 | Since Covid's 'work at home', I am seeing so much more of Matt. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
2605 | What can I say? In high school he was a greaser. | 1.2985 | 0.06021 | 67 | 48 | 18 | 1 |
2606 | Hubba Hubba! | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
2607 | Andy really likes working from home now | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
2608 | So nice to have the in home service plan. | 1.2982 | 0.07064 | 57 | 42 | 13 | 2 |
2609 | After a certain age I realized that the Chippendale guys are a bit boring | 1.2982 | 0.07902 | 57 | 44 | 9 | 4 |
2610 | Matt's working from home has its ups and downs. | 1.2982 | 0.07495 | 57 | 43 | 11 | 3 |
2611 | I thought he was crazy . .. but since he went with I At Home Can Fix It | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
2612 | They really meant it when they said “like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.” | 1.2976 | 0.05297 | 84 | 60 | 23 | 1 |
2613 | Oh Matt's been fetishizing blue collar work for years now | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
2614 | I had something else in mind when he said he was retiring.” | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2615 | So along came the pandemic, and he decided to start working from home...and he never went back! | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2616 | It’s so nice to have him working from home. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2617 | It’s the only thing that gets his mind off the election, so I figured this was better than hearing about how Trump will be reinstated by December. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2618 | It’s incredibly loud and messy and Matt is a real jerk. But it’s nice to have the company. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2619 | Wonderful service and such a comfortable waiting room! | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2620 | It's conceptual art. We call it "Working From Home." | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2621 | I told Matt to move that junker off our lawn, and he did as I asked! | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2622 | We agreed that with the Pandemic and all Matt should work from home. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2623 | They weren’t lying when they said they bring the garage to you. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2624 | I love this industrial vibe here. | 1.2973 | 0.06002 | 74 | 54 | 18 | 2 |
2625 | He wanted to work from home too | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2626 | For some reason the wheels seem to have come off of our relationship. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2627 | He likes to bring his work home. | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
2628 | If you answer the "We've noticed that your car warranty is about to run out…" phone call, this is what happens. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2629 | Well, when they said the house came with a garage..... | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
2630 | He just could not come to grips with being laid off at Matt's. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2631 | This way he can watch the YouTube video instructions in the comfort of his own home. | 1.2969 | 0.07278 | 64 | 49 | 11 | 4 |
2632 | And to think it all started with baking his own bread...! | 1.2969 | 0.05756 | 64 | 45 | 19 | 0 |
2633 | Once he gets going, he has trouble putting the brakes on. | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
2634 | He's just been busier than a bee since he got that 14mm wrench. | 1.2969 | 0.07931 | 64 | 51 | 7 | 6 |
2635 | It's pronounced Garbage. The "b" is visually silent. | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2636 | It's so much better than curbside. | 1.2969 | 0.06172 | 64 | 46 | 17 | 1 |
2637 | I just don’t get it, Matt. Why do you put the car so high you can barely reach it? | 1.2969 | 0.07612 | 64 | 50 | 9 | 5 |
2638 | Look where the patriarchy brought him.” *sips tea | 1.2969 | 0.06929 | 64 | 48 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | It gives retired a whole new meaning! | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
2640 | He’ll just have to take it apart again to get it through the door. | 1.2963 | 0.07302 | 54 | 40 | 12 | 2 |
2641 | Tool Man Tim sounded so manly, but it is not so romantic. | 1.2963 | 0.06904 | 81 | 64 | 10 | 7 |
2642 | This is my favorite part. | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
2643 | He's such a hunk, I brought him home | 1.2963 | 0.08203 | 54 | 42 | 8 | 4 |
2644 | What is it with men and their penis? | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2645 | I thought he was talking about a career change when he said 'work from home' | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2646 | So happy together. We get to expense the living room this year. | 1.2963 | 0.07302 | 54 | 40 | 12 | 2 |
2647 | Retirement allows Matthew to indulge his teenage fantasy. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2648 | Tell me again. How did you meet Matt? | 1.2963 | 0.07766 | 54 | 41 | 10 | 3 |
2649 | When Tom said the extended warranty would include at home repairs I really thought he was being scammed. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2650 | His virtual garage wasn't working out. | 1.2963 | 0.06807 | 54 | 39 | 14 | 1 |
2651 | Forgive my husband. He's working remotely these days. | 1.2963 | 0.07766 | 54 | 41 | 10 | 3 |
2652 | I say,your Matt has taken this pandemic work from home thing to a new level. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2653 | I see what you mean, he's certainly taken this work from home to a whole new level" | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2654 | Look on the bright side: at least there’s a two car garage. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2655 | I so appreciate the transparency of having service done at home. I just hope he honors the cleanup clause. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2656 | We get to spend more time together now that he works from home. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2657 | He just loves doing homework! | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
2658 | He works from home. Yeah. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
2659 | I told him we didn’t need a car lift to change a tire but he wanted to look like a pro, and our dining table was an eyesore. | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
2660 | They say it's the ultimate disruption model. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
2661 | Working from home really has its advantages | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2662 | Submit you obvious 'Covid Work-from-Home' joke here. | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
2663 | We had the lift, so… | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
2664 | I'm just glad he's no longer a taxidermist. | 1.2951 | 0.06335 | 61 | 44 | 16 | 1 |
2665 | Matt’s always wanted a home office. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
2666 | Matt's one of those guys who takes his work home with him. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
2667 | When the ad said we will give you a lift home while we work on your car, I had no idea that this is what they meant... | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
2668 | It's great! Before Matt moved to a WFH model we hardly ever used our formal living room. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
2669 | What can I say? This is what happens when he mixes YouTube with eBay. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
2670 | Working remotely gives Jim a much needed lift during the pandemic | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
2671 | Matt's motto is 'nothing is outsourced, we do all repairs in-house' | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
2672 | He agreed to do this instead of folding the laundry. | 1.2951 | 0.07146 | 61 | 46 | 12 | 3 |
2673 | I think he heard wrong when I said I wanted a bar in the house ... | 1.2951 | 0.07518 | 61 | 47 | 10 | 4 |
2674 | We ate at the chef’s table last week, and he really liked the concept. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
2675 | I get to drink at 9 a.m. and he gets a car bed. It's all about compromise. | 1.2951 | 0.06753 | 61 | 45 | 14 | 2 |
2676 | It's actually been sort of nice to have him working from home. I almost never used to see him when he was awake. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2677 | Isn’t it great that more companies let their employees work from home now? | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
2678 | He seemed to know right away why the check engine light came on and the comp coffee is great! | 1.2949 | 0.05196 | 78 | 55 | 23 | 0 |
2679 | I wasn't onboard with correspondence classes at first, but I've saved so much on oil changes! | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
2680 | It's so lovely they make house calls! | 1.2949 | 0.05508 | 78 | 56 | 21 | 1 |
2681 | No, he's always worked from home. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2682 | I found him at target. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2683 | Matt really enjoys working from home. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2684 | It’s his side gig. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2685 | Honest, it only bothers me when he's having a Zoom meeting. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
2686 | Once you have a hydraulic lift,who needs cable? | 1.2941 | 0.07276 | 68 | 53 | 10 | 5 |
2687 | He says he doesn't know if he'll ever go back to the office. | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
2688 | He decided on open-concept instead of detached. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2689 | When he said he worked from home, I didn’t know he meant mine. | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2690 | He’s always finding new hobbies to pass the time—baking was much more pleasant! | 1.2941 | 0.06306 |