Contest #776


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776

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Most people only have roadside assistance.”
  2. “He hasn’t proposed yet, but he did give me a written estimate.”
  3. “I said I wanted it out of the yard.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-10-17T20:02:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-10-31T20:03:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-10-25T20:03:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 1, 2021
Number of captions 7580
Number of responses 695826
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He hasn't proposed yet, but he did give me a written estimate. 1.9109 0.01239 4230 1579 1449 1202
1 My other son is a mortician. Wanna see the basement? 1.8789 0.01368 3767 1583 1057 1127
2 It was tough to find a one room apartment with a garage but we got lucky. 1.8782 0.01761 2078 811 709 558
3 We met in AAA. 1.8763 0.01553 2709 1073 898 738
4 The listing read luxury flat with its own lift. What did I know? 1.8615 0.01600 2383 914 885 584
5 You'll need a key to use the bathroom. 1.8391 0.01191 4569 1906 1492 1171
6 We just bundled our home and auto. 1.8358 0.01560 2613 1080 882 651
7 It’s the pinups in the bathroom that I could do without. 1.8346 0.01551 2666 1112 883 671
8 He started off with sourdough bread, like everybody else. 1.8315 0.01543 2765 1179 872 714
9 It was worse when he was an airline mechanic. 1.8253 0.01470 2976 1262 972 742
10 You think that's bad, my husband is an O.B.G.Y.N. 1.8210 0.02353 1218 539 358 321
11 Mother said, ‘if you find a good mechanic don’t let him go.’ 1.8179 0.01464 2773 1122 1034 617
12 Yes, but our garage is spotless. 1.8162 0.01674 2154 884 782 488
13 I won the battle to convert our garage to a yoga studio, but I think he won the war. 1.8142 0.01595 2513 1080 820 613
14 I said I wanted it out of the yard. 1.8141 0.01544 2523 1037 918 568
15 It was worse when he was a mortician. 1.8133 0.01632 2592 1182 712 698
16 I really wish he’d just get the vaccine. 1.8047 0.01799 2084 946 599 539
17 I love this part - he's just about to start swearing. 1.7806 0.01719 2037 885 714 438
18 I love that the hoist is also a dinner table. 1.7795 0.01713 2014 866 726 422
19 At least your husband is still wearing pants to work. 1.7759 0.02282 1245 574 376 295
20 He agreed to start doing more around the house. 1.7728 0.01658 1998 827 798 373
21 I hear ya Ethel, but over the years I've learned to choose my battles. 1.7697 0.01623 2236 975 801 460
22 What I actually said was let’s get an “ottoman”. 1.7658 0.01839 1900 885 575 440
23 Can we fix you something? 1.7644 0.01801 2050 980 573 497
24 They said if he doesn't want to wear a mask he has to work from home. 1.7637 0.01744 2014 911 668 435
25 Once we decided to keep the old carpet I thought,what the hell? 1.7621 0.01800 1698 717 668 313
26 As soon as he’s finished, I can leave him. 1.7618 0.01789 1977 917 614 446
27 I asked if he could service me at home, and here we are. 1.7571 0.01882 1680 753 582 345
28 I'm looking forward to the end of work-from-home." 1.7556 0.01818 1784 797 626 361
29 There's so much more room since I stopped dating that ship builder. 1.7543 0.02011 1514 695 496 323
30 Do you know how hard it is to find a mechanic who makes house calls? 1.7506 0.01861 1608 698 613 297
31 Pre-Covid , I actually had no idea what he did for a living . 1.7494 0.02663 834 377 289 168
32 It's not so bad. He used to be a butcher. 1.7481 0.01973 1548 710 518 320
33 I just asked to bundle home and auto. 1.7476 0.01976 1561 722 511 328
34 Yes, it is rare to find one who still makes house calls 1.7442 0.01967 1419 617 548 254
35 He hasn’t touched me like that in over a year. 1.7431 0.02095 1417 669 443 305
36 ‘It’s from IKEA’ 1.7417 0.02124 1421 686 416 319
37 After retirement he started on our dishwasher and, here we are. 1.7354 0.02077 1285 571 483 231
38 He used to place me on a pedestal. 1.7330 0.02942 719 345 221 153
39 He’s been so much happier since he started working from home. 1.7327 0.02133 1242 561 452 229
40 Matt told Steve, "Get vaccinated or work from home..." 1.7315 0.02171 1229 565 429 235
41 We started our quarantine with jigsaw puzzles and then the hobbies just escalated from there. 1.7279 0.02227 1165 538 406 221
42 I love what you've done with the garage. 1.7268 0.02352 1076 507 356 213
43 And I thought all those calls about my car's extended warranty were just a scam 1.7236 0.02303 1078 498 380 200
44 You should see the basement. My daughter is a brain surgeon. 1.7190 0.02547 1000 504 273 223
45 When the IRS lady came to question Matt's deduction for a home office she didn't stay long. 1.7176 0.02475 995 483 310 202
46 We decided the room needed a lift. 1.7160 0.02691 933 485 228 220
47 Yep, he’s still working from home. 1.7156 0.02392 974 449 353 172
48 I don’t have the heart to tell him now that it’s assembled it’s not going to fit through the door 1.7141 0.02471 962 459 319 184
49 I haven't had the heart to ask him how he plans to get it out the door. 1.7131 0.02457 948 446 328 174
50 Working from home has been an adjustment for both of us. 1.7110 0.02560 865 406 303 156
51 You should see the car-wash system he installed in our bathroom. 1.7106 0.02490 919 433 319 167
52 Well, we do get a home office deduction. 1.7087 0.02403 896 400 357 139
53 It all started when he asked me to give him a lift. 1.7085 0.02567 909 443 288 178
54 You think Matt working from home is bad; my husband’s a heart surgeon… 1.7071 0.02707 874 445 240 189
55 Work from home," they said "it'll be fine," they said 1.7064 0.02599 838 396 292 150
56 Can you believe it? A studio with a garage in the city for only $3,000 a month. 1.7001 0.02839 797 411 214 172
57 I was so lucky to find one who still makes house calls. 1.6985 0.02586 806 375 299 132
58 I could tell him it’s the alternator but, at this age, I think it’s important they work it out for themselves. 1.6984 0.02829 736 361 236 139
59 I asked my husband for a boob job, he thought I said lube job. 1.6972 0.02735 776 378 255 143
60 No, he hasn't left home yet, but at least he's working. 1.6938 0.02836 699 336 241 122
61 High ceilings were our number one priority. 1.6920 0.02651 763 358 282 123
62 His boss said "either get vaccinated or work from home" 1.6918 0.02983 743 395 182 166
63 If he offers you mixed nuts just say “no.” 1.6912 0.02924 719 366 209 144
64 I’m just glad he doesn’t work for Boeing. 1.6894 0.02919 705 355 214 136
65 Once he assembled the IKEA dresser, he thought he could tackle anything." 1.6841 0.02952 668 333 213 122
66 Matt, your work-from-home coffee is awesome! Can we get the key to the restroom? 1.6820 0.02922 651 317 224 110
67 I would not have gone with white carpet if I knew he’d be working from home. 1.6807 0.02906 642 309 229 104
68 It could be worse - his father wanted him to be a coroner. 1.6696 0.03243 569 295 167 107
69 He’s expensive, but he’s the only mechanic in town that makes house calls 1.6690 0.03161 568 286 184 98
70 ... and then I found out he made house calls. 1.6690 0.02993 577 276 216 85
71 Lucky for us, the girl in the apartment below is learning to pole dance. 1.6667 0.03350 561 301 146 114
72 Frankly I thought he had something else in mind when he told me he was coming home to strip my gears 1.6667 0.03282 549 284 164 101
73 He's not that good a mechanic, but he has the best waiting room I've ever seen. 1.6655 0.03182 553 278 182 93
74 Matt's work-at-home schedule isn't ideal but I do see more of him. 1.6630 0.02993 540 252 218 70
75 As soon as Matt is done with your car, I can set the table for lunch. 1.6623 0.03171 533 263 187 83
76 I was so pleased when they said I did not have to bring it in. 1.6620 0.03450 503 264 145 94
77 Most people only have roadside assistance. 1.6602 0.03200 518 255 184 79
78 . . . so when he said your place or mine, I quite assumed something completely different. 1.6583 0.03388 515 270 151 94
79 Matt is my friend with benefits. 1.6574 0.03378 502 259 156 87
80 People think those calls are a scam, but the extended warranty I bought has been fantastic! 1.6573 0.03383 499 257 156 86
81 This way our living room is tax deductible. 1.6567 0.04139 300 146 111 43
82 On the plus side, we're spending more time together. 1.6555 0.03129 479 223 198 58
83 Then he says, "Whadya want me to do, lady, come to your house and fix it?" So I said, "Yes!" 1.6554 0.03427 502 264 147 91
84 And this way you know that they're actually working on it. 1.6553 0.03349 499 255 161 83
85 Yes, Matt was home schooled . . . why do you ask? 1.6544 0.03274 518 264 169 85
86 Only fair. I turned the garage into my home office. 1.6530 0.03392 487 250 156 81
87 Yes, Matt does have a tendency to bring his work home with him. 1.6527 0.04710 239 119 84 36
88 We call this our wreck room. 1.6520 0.03513 477 252 139 86
89 It's been "in the shop" for so long, we just decided to build the house around it. 1.6469 0.03516 473 251 138 84
90 And we get to write off the living room as a business expense! 1.6458 0.03428 432 233 127 72
91 I splurged for the in-home warranty. 1.6440 0.03391 441 218 162 61
92 We didn’t read the fine print when it said the house came with a indoor garage . 1.6417 0.03614 441 234 131 76
93 We’ll, after quarantining, Matt realized he could just work from home. 1.6392 0.03485 424 213 151 60
94 He's a little old to still be living at home, but at least he has a job. 1.6388 0.03532 443 231 141 71
95 I'd ask him to move out, but his car isn't working. 1.6377 0.03775 414 224 116 74
96 Oh no, it‘s actually an improvement. He used to work as a butcher before that. 1.6377 0.03775 414 224 116 74
97 The really hard part was getting an appointment. 1.6370 0.03620 416 216 135 65
98 Matt didn't insist on a man cave; just some space to tinker. 1.6364 0.03424 429 214 157 58
99 Friends say to me, ‘I didn’t know that Matt’s a mechanic’. And I reply, ‘He isn’t’. 1.6361 0.03643 415 217 132 66
100 Believe me, it's much better than marrying a surgeon. 1.6350 0.03815 411 225 111 75
101 It’s getting harder and harder to find a mechanic who does house calls. 1.6342 0.03509 421 214 147 60
102 All I said was "You need a hobby..." 1.6337 0.03572 404 205 142 57
103 It was so sweet of him to let me decorate his garage. 1.6337 0.03724 404 214 125 66
104 I can't believe you found a 2BR, 2BA, with a 1 car garage. In the city, no less. 1.6333 0.03769 409 221 117 71
105 To think I used to make him take his shoes off when he walked in the door 1.6331 0.03470 417 209 152 56
106 It started as a simple oil change, but those YouTube clips are just so addictive. 1.6323 0.03488 427 218 148 61
107 It started when he successfully replaced a bulb. 1.6317 0.03629 429 229 129 71
108 This cartoonist apparently doesn't understand physics. You can't remove the wheel on a lift that lifts by the wheels, and with one wheel removed and no support the vehicle would tip over. 1.6314 0.04122 407 243 71 93
109 At least he’s not a coroner. 1.6312 0.03578 423 221 137 65
110 He ordered it online, but there was some assembly required. 1.6308 0.03815 390 209 116 65
111 And then the boss said, 'Either get vaccinated or work remotely'... 1.6307 0.03903 398 221 103 74
112 Thankfully I married a plumber 1.6304 0.03525 414 211 145 58
113 It has been nice having him around, but I will be relieved when this work-from-home mandate finally ends. 1.6295 0.03613 386 195 139 52
114 And to think I use to be happy with roadside service. 1.6294 0.03734 394 208 124 62
115 Really? Your husband never brings his work home with him? 1.6294 0.03709 402 213 125 64
116 Dear, it's lefty loosey, righty tighty. 1.6289 0.03901 388 213 106 69
117 On the plus side, we have more family time now that he works from home. 1.6286 0.03804 385 205 118 62
118 I look at this way, he could have been a mortician. 1.6281 0.03873 398 220 106 72
119 He's never late for dinner and we get a home office deduction. 1.6279 0.03806 387 207 117 63
120 His brother is in the kitchen fixing the boat. 1.6269 0.03867 386 210 110 66
121 My next boyfriend is going to be a chef 1.6269 0.03839 394 215 111 68
122 Lefty loosey, righty tighty darling! 1.6243 0.03826 378 202 116 60
123 ''We've downsized from when he was a bus mechanic". 1.6233 0.03569 377 188 143 46
124 I was just relieved to find out what 'my baby' meant. 1.6223 0.03713 376 195 128 53
125 I’m glad he’s a car mechanic, not a surgeon. Can you imagine THAT mess? 1.6210 0.03803 372 197 119 56
126 This is his passive aggressive way of saying he doesn’t appreciate me moving my office in the garage. 1.6197 0.04085 355 198 94 63
127 The hardest part of all this is getting the cars up the stairs. 1.6188 0.04041 362 202 96 64
128 His father and I are just relieved that he didn’t follow his dream to become a proctologist. 1.6182 0.03982 351 190 105 56
129 I preferred the sourdough phase. 1.6171 0.04173 350 199 86 65
130 To be fair, I bring my work home, too! 1.6167 0.03872 347 182 116 49
131 This wasn't what I expected when he returned from the garage sale 1.6152 0.03981 356 195 103 58
132 Let's do this again in 3 months or 3,000 miles. 1.6152 0.04016 343 186 103 54
133 We'll both be a lot happier when he can go back to the office. 1.6149 0.04115 309 163 102 44
134 Matt proved them wrong...everyone said he would never be able to work from home. 1.6147 0.03824 340 175 121 44
135 The IRS cannot argue about this being his home office. 1.6145 0.03892 345 182 114 49
136 No, I don't think it was a mistake to bundle home and auto. 1.6140 0.04090 342 189 96 57
137 His brother is an airplane mechanic. You should see their living room! 1.6139 0.03986 360 199 101 60
138 Matt's fascination with autoeroticism is putting a strain on our marriage. 1.6131 0.04254 336 192 82 62
139 We assumed he'd move out after college. 1.6127 0.03948 346 186 108 52
140 It all started when I just asked if he could please do a little more around the house. 1.6113 0.04054 337 184 100 53
141 I wish he had a mistress. 1.6111 0.04195 342 195 85 62
142 I'd show you the bedroom, but--I'm embarrassed to say--that's where we keep all the lubricant. 1.6109 0.04176 329 183 91 55
143 He’s so much happier than when he was a dentist. 1.6095 0.04067 338 186 98 54
144 It's so hard to find a garage with nice furniture and good tea these days. 1.6074 0.04119 326 179 96 51
145 Oh, he finished the repairs ages ago. Now he's just taking it apart so it can fit in the elevator. 1.6031 0.04290 325 187 80 58
146 Yeah, I know it's not a garage, but his name isn't Matt either. 1.6030 0.03923 335 179 110 46
147 When he told me “I’ll keep your engine well-lubed and your motor running,” I didn’t think he meant it literally. 1.6019 0.04026 319 171 104 44
148 I’m just thankful he didn’t finish medical school 1.6018 0.04116 329 183 94 52
149 At least it keeps him out of the kitchen 1.5987 0.03990 299 155 109 35
150 I hate it when he brings his work home with him but I do love a man in uniform. 1.5982 0.03963 326 175 107 44
151 On the bright side, he shut down the car wash. 1.5981 0.04269 321 184 82 55
152 ...at least he's not a gynecologist. 1.5980 0.04419 301 173 76 52
153 Secretly, he loves how I decorated his shop. 1.5973 0.04248 298 164 90 44
154 Then I said, “Of course I don’t mind if you bring your work home!” 1.5967 0.04299 305 172 84 49
155 Pool boys are so passé. 1.5959 0.04121 292 155 100 37
156 This is the nicest service waiting room I've ever been in. 1.5950 0.03988 321 173 105 43
157 Well I think it's worth it – we haven't had to take it in since 1993. 1.5922 0.04205 282 151 95 36
158 We have an agreement, I don’t complain about this, he doesn’t ask for sex. 1.5918 0.04403 294 168 78 48
159 He's the only garage in town who does house calls 1.5917 0.04243 289 158 91 40
160 I misunderstood when he said he'd be "re-tiring" at home. 1.5917 0.04382 289 163 81 45
161 Honey, are we being too loud? 1.5900 0.04204 300 166 91 43
162 Our son's software start-up is using the garage. 1.5899 0.04373 278 154 84 40
163 I got the extended warranty. 1.5893 0.04320 280 154 87 39
164 I can’t get my husband to even wear pants when he works from home. 1.5891 0.04163 275 145 98 32
165 He enjoys a good lube before we go to bed. 1.5891 0.04616 275 160 68 47
166 I like to remind myself that at least something in my life is being fixed. 1.5889 0.04210 287 156 93 38
167 The irony is, he's trying to make extra money so we can buy a new carpet. 1.5884 0.04576 277 163 66 48
168 Righty tighty, darling. 1.5884 0.04386 277 154 83 40
169 Yes, but he makes more money than someone with a PhD! 1.5880 0.04215 284 154 93 37
170 Oh, I don't so much mind that he brings his work home with him, it's the constant whistling that drives me crazy. 1.5867 0.04730 271 161 61 49
171 the listing said “attached garage” 1.5859 0.04213 297 165 90 42
172 Just for giggles, I hid his 1/4 inch socket wrench. 1.5858 0.04439 268 149 81 38
173 Our. next garage will have a house 1.5851 0.04472 282 162 75 45
174 I haven’t the heart to tell him lockdown is over. 1.5848 0.04268 277 151 90 36
175 Yes, a bit messy. But not as bad as when my butcher comes by. 1.5847 0.04221 313 179 85 49
176 I'm just glad he doesn't want to be an airplane mechanic anymore. 1.5846 0.04512 272 155 75 42
177 About six months into the lockdown he got tired of jigsaw puzzles. 1.5822 0.04299 292 165 84 43
178 Isn't it great? A mechanic who makes house calls! 1.5821 0.04473 268 151 78 39
179 If he went into the office he’d have to wear a mask. 1.5809 0.04330 272 150 86 36
180 You see him too, right? 1.5800 0.04791 250 146 63 41
181 I’m so glad you noticed. I thought I was hallucinating about that mechanic. More wine? 1.5798 0.04623 257 147 71 39
182 His doctor says Matt can go back to work as soon as he regains full motor control. 1.5789 0.04374 266 147 84 35
183 Turns out that living at work is much more convenient than working from home 1.5788 0.04257 273 149 90 34
184 I'm just thankful he's not an undertaker. 1.5785 0.04471 261 146 79 36
185 I’m just glad he’s done working as a butcher. 1.5778 0.04542 270 156 72 42
186 The upside is he no longer complains about his commute. 1.5772 0.04333 272 151 85 36
187 I'm just happy he is not a mortician. 1.5766 0.04580 274 161 68 45
188 It all started with sourdough 1.5765 0.04752 255 150 63 42
189 It’s not so strange. A lot of people are working from home these days. 1.5765 0.04450 255 141 81 33
190 “Honey, I’ve told you a thousand times… turn the rotors first and then replace the calipers.” 1.5762 0.04433 269 152 79 38
191 You're so lucky that your husband has a job where he can work from home." 1.5751 0.04415 273 155 79 39
192 …so we can qualify for the home office deduction 1.5741 0.04328 270 150 85 35
193 Their quality of work is okay, but the waiting area is exceptional. 1.5738 0.04604 244 137 74 33
194 It all started with a phone call saying, 'We recently noticed that your car's extended warranty is about to expire.' 1.5724 0.04432 297 177 70 50
195 Matt always said our living room need a lift! 1.5720 0.04693 243 139 69 35
196 I just love a man who can fix things around the house ! 1.5703 0.04265 256 138 90 28
197 Matt was the last of his friends to set up a home office. 1.5691 0.04650 246 141 70 35
198 What we save on business rent we pay to the cleaning lady. 1.5690 0.04528 239 132 78 29
199 When they said, 'We treat you like family,' this is not what I expected. 1.5690 0.04828 239 140 62 37
200 Matt works from home twice a week. 1.5685 0.04657 248 143 69 36
201 It was either this or sports TV. 1.5685 0.04939 241 145 55 41
202 He's really loving this 'work from home' thing. 1.5678 0.04803 236 137 64 35
203 It all started when his boss said ‘actually, you really can’t do your job from home’. 1.5673 0.04630 245 140 71 34
204 It wasn’t quite what I meant when I said I wanted him to do more around the house 1.5663 0.04466 249 139 79 31
205 Now that Matt is retired, I just tell him that there is a noise under my hood, and it keeps him busy for days. 1.5650 0.04653 246 142 69 35
206 It was lucky I broke down here. 1.5650 0.04617 246 141 71 34
207 The service here is terrible. And the prices are outrageous. If it weren't so convenient, I'd go somewhere else. 1.5646 0.04353 271 154 81 36
208 Well, the ad did say they would come to me. 1.5619 0.04810 226 130 65 31
209 I like this so much better than his home septic tank business! 1.5619 0.05010 226 135 55 36
210 We bundled our home and auto warranties. 1.5609 0.04666 230 130 71 29
211 I thought Matt meant he needed an emotional lift. 1.5605 0.04696 248 146 65 37
212 It's been nice having home but I'm ready for him to go back to the office. 1.5598 0.04475 259 149 75 35
213 Well, everyone else was working from home. 1.5595 0.04430 252 142 79 31
214 It's much better than his funeral director phase. 1.5593 0.04577 236 133 74 29
215 If I think of it as an art installation I don't quite want to kill him as much. 1.5593 0.04616 236 134 72 30
216 Sometimes I wish he watched football all day. 1.5588 0.04509 238 133 77 28
217 'He's the only mechanic that makes house calls.' 1.5584 0.04811 231 135 63 33
218 Other than that I don’t believe the quarantine has changed us at all. 1.5581 0.04532 267 158 69 40
219 I guess I should be relieved. His other business is a car wash. 1.5575 0.04688 226 128 70 28
220 Sure, he charges as much as a doctor. But at least he makes house calls. 1.5574 0.04632 235 134 71 30
221 Actually, I think the strange noise I was hearing is the dishwasher. 1.5566 0.04979 221 131 57 33
222 I charge $120 an hour and they fulfill their fantasy 1.5566 0.04896 221 129 61 31
223 At least he has stopped hounding me for sex. 1.5560 0.04510 259 151 72 36
224 The homeowners association said he couldn’t use the garage. 1.5556 0.05031 225 136 53 36
225 Their repair work is so-so, but don’t you just love the waiting area? 1.5556 0.04896 216 125 62 29
226 We're now a Repair B&B 1.5545 0.04609 220 122 74 24
227 next time we hope to get a cartoonist who knows that a garage lift doesn't lift on the tires 1.5545 0.05201 220 136 46 38
228 It’s the same Saab story week after week. 1.5536 0.05049 224 136 52 36
229 He's not cheap, but he has the nicest waiting room." 1.5535 0.05002 215 127 57 31
230 Matt honey, what did we say about wearing shoes in the house? 1.5533 0.04724 244 145 63 36
231 Who knew that work-from-home would become such a thing??!! 1.5531 0.04895 226 134 59 33
232 I offered him a lift. The rest is history. 1.5517 0.04759 232 136 64 32
233 He knows nothing of cars. It's an art installation. 1.5517 0.04720 232 135 66 31
234 I’m just glad he stopped doing oil changes 1.5513 0.04728 234 137 65 32
235 Working from home has been a game changer for Matt. 1.5507 0.05243 207 126 48 33
236 This is nothing—last week he was trying to learn the saxophone. 1.5507 0.05061 207 122 56 29
237 He’s still not comfortable going into the office. 1.5505 0.04642 218 122 72 24
238 All his friends were working from home. 1.5502 0.04604 229 130 72 27
239 Matt and I made an agreement that he can work in the living room as long as he stays out of my kitchen. 1.5502 0.04686 229 132 68 29
240 Before the pandemic, he never did anything around the house. 1.5502 0.04727 229 133 66 30
241 Funny, when I donated to my favorite NPR show, I got a tote bag. 1.5500 0.04874 220 129 61 30
242 I love this shop! They don’t have loaner vehicles, but that’s okay. This waiting room makes me feel right at home. 1.5500 0.04611 220 123 73 24
243 The odd part is that his name isn't even "Matt" 1.5488 0.04873 215 125 62 28
244 The warranty comes with in-home service. 1.5485 0.04891 206 118 63 25
245 He won't wear a mask or get vaccinated, but they're letting him work at home; isn't it great? 1.5481 0.04950 208 121 60 27
246 'We come to you.' I assumed that meant curbside. 1.5472 0.04926 212 124 60 28
247 I’ll be happy when Matt’s job doesn’t require work from home 1.5467 0.04518 214 122 69 23
248 I never really understood what he did until he began working from home. 1.5463 0.04857 216 126 62 28
249 It wasn’t my idea if a “man cave,” but Matt loves it. 1.5455 0.04646 209 116 72 21
250 We've been at Nancy's for a month now, Hon. Can't we just call AAA? 1.5450 0.04884 222 132 59 31
251 It's hard to find one who makes house calls. 1.5442 0.04567 226 128 73 25
252 Of course, I hate it, but it keeps him out of the kitchen. 1.5442 0.04777 226 133 63 30
253 He's a lousy mechanic, but his shop has won 'Homiest Waiting Room' for five years running. 1.5442 0.04785 215 124 65 26
254 The lift gives us so much more floor space! 1.5431 0.04689 197 108 71 18
255 He said I’m much nicer than the guys at the shop. 1.5429 0.04481 210 114 78 18
256 Sweetheart, any updates on your return-to-office date? 1.5429 0.05009 210 125 56 29
257 On the plus side he's rarely late for dinner anymore. 1.5422 0.04583 225 128 72 25
258 He’s the only mechanic with a decent waiting room 1.5417 0.04903 216 128 59 29
259 And the best thing is, he can fit me in on Friday! 1.5412 0.05068 194 113 57 24
260 Atleast he didn't move back in with a liberal arts degree. 1.5411 0.05111 207 125 52 30
261 I put my foot down when it came to hanging up his collection of girly calendars. 1.5408 0.05183 196 117 52 27
262 He's the only mechanic we could find that makes house calls. 1.5404 0.04991 198 115 59 24
263 I was going to have him committed, but he does SUCH good work. 1.5403 0.05126 211 129 50 32
264 Well, it all started when I asked him to fix the radiator in the living room. 1.5400 0.05005 200 117 58 25
265 I don't mind Matt working from home. My last husband was a mortician. 1.5398 0.04779 226 134 62 30
266 When I heard you got a lift, Clare, this isn't quite what I was picturing. 1.5392 0.04980 204 120 58 26
267 I’d like to avoid stains. Please use the saucer. 1.5392 0.04782 204 116 66 22
268 Matt said my body needed work. Silly me, I thought he was a plastic surgeon. 1.5392 0.04663 217 124 69 24
269 He was just so jealous of me working from home... 1.5392 0.04524 217 121 75 21
270 It's like "Car Talk" meets "This Old House." 1.5385 0.04819 221 131 61 29
271 They told me it was a garage apartment with a lift. 1.5373 0.04937 201 117 60 24
272 I really love their new waiting area. 1.5365 0.05056 192 112 57 23
273 My husband's name is John, so I'm not sure who that is. 1.5365 0.05215 192 115 51 26
274 Well there’s your problem, the car is in the living room! 1.5362 0.04830 207 120 63 24
275 This is one of the nicer waiting rooms. 1.5359 0.04891 209 123 60 26
276 Honestly it was such a mess with the gas pumps we just got rid of them 1.5356 0.04659 239 143 64 32
277 I asked if I could get a lift home while my car was being repaired and things kind of escalated from there. 1.5351 0.04625 228 133 68 27
278 Between you and me, I'm about to blow a gasket. 1.5348 0.05268 187 112 50 25
279 He has always been stubborn. His choice was get vaccinated or work from home. 1.5347 0.05258 202 125 46 31
280 He said he wanted a lift, and I said yes. 1.5347 0.05305 202 126 44 32
281 When Matt said he was working from home, I assumed he meant HIS home. 1.5337 0.04909 208 123 59 26
282 The cleanup afterwards is a bit intense, but you just can't beat the convenience! 1.5330 0.04599 227 132 69 26
283 All I said was, you should get rid of the spare tire. 1.5326 0.05499 184 114 42 28
284 The waiting room has such a homey feel. 1.5320 0.04852 203 118 62 23
285 Matt seems so much happier working from home 1.5317 0.05059 205 124 53 28
286 Working from home saves him a fortune on commuting, all of which we spend on carpet cleaning 1.5308 0.04764 211 123 64 24
287 I begged him to get a hobby 1.5304 0.04927 181 102 62 17
288 The living room was my husband’s only option for his home business - our garage is still filled with rolls of toilet paper. 1.5300 0.04757 217 128 63 26
289 It was either work from home or wear a mask, and we chose freedom. 1.5294 0.04779 221 132 61 28
290 That's not even the weird part- he's an accountant. 1.5291 0.05088 206 126 51 29
291 Our garage is still filled with toilet paper" 1.5288 0.05595 191 123 35 33
292 On the plus side, he's home for dinner every night 1.5280 0.04668 214 124 67 23
293 Oh it's not so bad, Alice. My first husband was a proctologist 1.5279 0.05364 197 124 42 31
294 Matt’s business is really expanding. Would you believe he started out in the garage? 1.5275 0.05127 218 138 45 35
295 I know, most garage conversions typically go the other way. 1.5275 0.05380 182 111 46 25
296 I shouldn't complain because he use to be an elephant trainer. 1.5274 0.04456 237 138 73 26
297 We both asked for lifts last Christmas. 1.5271 0.05193 203 126 47 30
298 After this, he's going to try and fix our marriage. 1.5269 0.05347 186 114 46 26
299 Our accountant says we can write off the living room. 1.5269 0.04833 186 105 64 17
300 So I asked my gallery, “installation art sounds so fun - does anyone do it in oil”? 1.5269 0.05507 186 117 40 29
301 Just glad he’s not a work at home Undertaker. 1.5258 0.05073 194 116 54 24
302 It was his idea. Every time I'd bring it in the shop it just wouldn't make that sound. 1.5257 0.05545 175 108 42 25
303 He should be done in about a half hour. More coffee? 1.5254 0.05258 177 105 51 21
304 When mom moved into the garage, Matt moved into the living room. 1.5254 0.05072 177 102 57 18
305 Yes, there are some sacrifices in having him work from home. I do miss the piano...and the kids. 1.5250 0.05059 200 121 53 26
306 What about your husband, the proctologist. What does he bring home from work? 1.5248 0.04972 202 121 56 25
307 It's a messy hobby but it keeps him sober. 1.5248 0.04972 202 121 56 25
308 Sit,have a cup of tea . Don’t mind Matt; he’s working from home today. 1.5241 0.05161 187 112 52 23
309 I don't care what anyone else thinks, working from home can't end soon enough. 1.5238 0.04946 210 130 51 29
310 It's the differential that keeps us together. 1.5236 0.04796 212 126 61 25
311 On the upside, I canceled roadside assistance. 1.5236 0.04743 191 108 66 17
312 He's great...He still makes house calls. 1.5236 0.04858 191 110 62 19
313 This working-from-home thing’s got to end soon…right? 1.5234 0.04808 214 128 60 26
314 It looks like he's almost done with your realignment. More tea?" 1.5233 0.05436 172 104 46 22
315 He's definitely a homewrecker but I'm into auto eroticism. 1.5231 0.05310 195 122 44 29
316 Honestly, after a year and a half, I can hardly remember when he wasn’t working from home. 1.5231 0.04949 195 115 58 22
317 It's just so great to find one who makes house calls. 1.5230 0.05389 174 105 47 22
318 I think we made a mistake when we chose to home-school him. 1.5229 0.04917 218 134 54 30
319 "No, no, honey. Use the 7mm spanner." 1.5226 0.04927 199 118 58 23
320 We wrote off the mortgage as a business expense. 1.5224 0.05041 201 122 53 26
321 Oh, this is nothing. He used to be an aircraft mechanic. 1.5220 0.05210 182 109 51 22
322 It's a Saab Story 1.5220 0.05062 182 109 52 21
323 He's still working from home. 1.5217 0.05024 207 127 52 28
324 I love this open concept mixed-use space. 1.5217 0.04834 207 123 60 24
325 When Matty was little we got him an Erector Set and he has just blossomed ever since. We’re so proud! 1.5215 0.05402 186 116 43 27
326 So I said to him, "What's the point of buying a house with a lift in the living room if you're never going to use it?" 1.5213 0.05358 188 117 44 27
327 We should have bought the house next door - it has a garage. 1.5211 0.04990 190 112 57 21
328 If you can recommend a great carpet shampoo I'd be forever grateful 1.5211 0.05208 190 116 49 25
329 So when I got to work from home he said he wanted to do that too and I said “like that could happen”…… 1.5211 0.05100 190 114 53 23
330 It just started off as roleplaying in the bedroom, but Matt has really turned it into a career. 1.5207 0.05636 169 105 40 24
331 I don't complain about the cars in the living room and he doesn't mention the bodies in the garage. 1.5205 0.05461 171 104 45 22
332 He is so much more practical than a pandemic puppy. 1.5205 0.05523 171 105 43 23
333 He does his best work in the bedroom. 1.5205 0.05333 171 102 49 20
334 My husband said it's only fair that he gets to work from home, too. 1.5202 0.04946 198 118 57 23
335 I met him on Angie's List. 1.5200 0.05366 175 106 47 22
336 He's just started bringing his work home. 1.5191 0.05304 183 112 47 24
337 Matt, honey, your mother has to be going soon. 1.5187 0.05106 187 112 53 22
338 I was amazed to find a mechanic that makes house calls. 1.5181 0.05178 166 96 54 16
339 I'm just happy the car won't fit through the bedroom door. 1.5179 0.05271 168 99 51 18
340 He's not much of a mechanic, but it's the nicest waiting room I've ever been in and the coffee's great! 1.5178 0.04752 197 114 64 19
341 Sure he can fix the sedan in the living room, but the faucet in the bath has been dripping for six months. 1.5156 0.05062 192 116 53 23
342 I didn’t think I’d ever say this, but I preferred his sourdough phase. 1.5155 0.05282 194 122 44 28
343 So I said, 'Matt, if you hate the commute, then try working from home.' 1.5152 0.04842 198 117 60 21
344 The work from home option is working out really well for us. 1.5152 0.05272 165 97 51 17
345 -“That’s his side of the living-room!-“ 1.5152 0.05130 165 95 55 15
346 The WFH lifestyle isn't for everyone, but he's really embraced it." 1.5148 0.05043 169 97 57 15
347 Matt's so much happier since he's been working from home. 1.5148 0.05249 169 100 51 18
348 The waiting room is much better here. 1.5146 0.05204 171 101 52 18
349 The home office tax deduction is worth the mess. 1.5138 0.05054 181 107 55 19
350 We also rent out the bedroom to Jerry's Mattress. 1.5135 0.05261 185 114 47 24
351 It took us a while to decide between granite countertops or the hydraulic lift 1.5134 0.05273 187 116 46 25
352 Other than our apartment is on the fourth floor we love that he can work from home. 1.5132 0.04897 189 111 59 19
353 Matt doesn't have an actual garage, but he does make house calls. 1.5128 0.05004 195 118 54 23
354 The one upside of the pandemic is he gets to work from home. 1.5124 0.04892 201 121 57 23
355 We told our son to get a job or move out. 1.5122 0.05435 164 99 46 19
356 It’s Matt’s Garage, we just live in it. 1.5120 0.05318 166 99 49 18
357 Due to COVID Matt's working at home now. 1.5120 0.05249 166 98 51 17
358 Everyone kept telling him yo get a hobby, so he got one. 1.5119 0.05135 168 98 54 16
359 Long as you have internet and a hydraulic lift, anyone can work from home these days. 1.5118 0.05159 170 100 53 17
360 It’s a mess but I love the rental income. 1.5118 0.05358 170 103 47 20
361 ANYONE can just buy a piece of art and hang it on the wall, but performance art...! 1.5115 0.05266 174 105 49 20
362 You should lower it a little,Dear. 1.5114 0.05283 176 107 48 21
363 The strange thing is, we don’t know who the hell Matt is. 1.5114 0.05222 176 106 50 20
364 He's handy in other rooms too. 1.5114 0.05096 176 104 54 18
365 This way there's a home office deduction. 1.5111 0.04951 180 105 58 17
366 I'm just glad he isn't a proctologist. 1.5109 0.05557 184 119 36 29
367 Yes, my husband is working from home too, and he's a policeman. 1.5108 0.05457 186 119 39 28
368 He always loved the idea of working from home.” 1.5106 0.05031 188 113 54 21
369 Well at least he has stopped playing golf 1.5106 0.05252 188 117 46 25
370 I can’t wait for Matt to go back to the office. 1.5106 0.05031 188 113 54 21
371 Our role-play gets more and more complicated with age. 1.5104 0.05008 192 116 54 22
372 So you see him too? 1.5095 0.04926 210 130 53 27
373 He was looking for the dipstick; I told him my husband is not home. 1.5093 0.05650 161 100 40 21
374 But it does at least leave room in the garage for my car. 1.5091 0.05479 165 101 44 20
375 I don’t mind, as long as he cleans up his toys at the end of the day. 1.5090 0.05430 167 102 45 20
376 He may be handy, but try to get him to change a light bulb. 1.5089 0.05316 169 102 48 19
377 We get to spend so much more time together since his company started a work-from-home policy. 1.5089 0.05044 169 98 56 15
378 . At least we can deduct the dining room as his home office 1.5087 0.05028 173 101 56 16
379 Our living room and garage are an open concept design. 1.5083 0.05407 181 114 42 25
380 Well, of course, he's working from home. Doesn't everyone? 1.5082 0.05074 183 110 53 20
381 You know what i find odd? His name’s Pete. 1.5082 0.05361 183 115 43 25
382 I think he misunderstood me when I said I needed work done in the living room. 1.5074 0.04857 203 123 57 23
383 Oh, that old thing? 1.5065 0.05698 154 95 40 19
384 I’m just happy he gave up politics. 1.5065 0.05392 154 91 48 15
385 He's vaccinated, so I said it was fine. 1.5065 0.05547 154 93 44 17
386 We get to spend a lot more time together since he started working from home! 1.5064 0.05022 156 98 41 17
387 So after he passed away, I had him stuffed and placed in his natural habitat. Just like the Museum of Natural History! 1.5063 0.05802 158 100 36 22
388 It keeps them both off the street. 1.5062 0.05890 162 105 32 25
389 Did I mention Matt is working from home now? 1.5060 0.05652 166 105 38 23
390 We're gentrifying, but we left him here for a touch of authenticity 1.5060 0.05387 166 101 46 19
391 The noise and grease don't bother me, but it's not easy getting the car down the stairs. 1.5060 0.05180 166 98 52 16
392 The feng shui felt off so I moved the couch set around and had the tires rotated. 1.5060 0.05340 168 102 47 19
393 I hid the carburetor in the freezer, as a little joke to myself 1.5059 0.05612 170 108 38 24
394 When Matt said he was going to retire, I expected something else. 1.5059 0.05293 170 103 48 19
395 It has gotten better since he gave up his mortuary business 1.5058 0.05501 172 108 41 23
396 It's very impressive but ask him to empty the dishwasher and see how long it takes. 1.5057 0.05267 174 106 48 20
397 I hope this COVID remote working thing ends soon. 1.5057 0.04873 174 100 60 14
398 My husband has no idea: he thinks Matt is our mechanic! 1.5057 0.05453 174 109 42 23
399 It's *concierge* garage service - of course they clean up after themselves. 1.5055 0.04850 182 106 60 16
400 Right....this IS the garage...I spruced it up so I could spend more time with Matt 1.5055 0.05212 182 112 48 22
401 You know, I had my doubts, but this work from home thing seems to be turning out well. 1.5055 0.05154 182 111 50 21
402 When I asked him to do more work around the house, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.5054 0.05170 184 113 49 22
403 At least he's over that sour-dough crap." 1.5053 0.05368 190 122 40 28
404 Well…we started listening to reruns of ‘Car Talk’ a few weeks ago and now… 1.5033 0.05469 151 90 46 15
405 I love the smell of brake fluid in the morning. 1.5033 0.05496 153 92 45 16
406 We're so happy Ikea sells cars now! 1.5033 0.05801 153 96 37 20
407 I told you Matt has the nicest waiting room in the business! 1.5031 0.05320 163 98 48 17
408 It’s worth the tax deduction. 1.5031 0.05320 163 98 48 17
409 He’s just so much happier now that he doesn’t have to commute. 1.5031 0.05320 163 98 48 17
410 On the plus side, I have a great reason not to dust anymore. 1.5030 0.05203 165 98 51 16
411 Did I tell you there's LSD in the tea? 1.5030 0.05678 165 105 37 23
412 We tried to fire him, but he's union. 1.5030 0.05496 167 104 42 21
413 Oh, I love having him around more, but working remotely hasn’t been perfect. 1.5029 0.05138 171 102 52 17
414 It all started with a train set. 1.5029 0.05118 175 105 52 18
415 I don’t know why people say it’s so hard to have a car in the city. 1.5028 0.05055 181 109 53 19
416 The hardest part was getting the car up the stairs. 1.5027 0.05527 183 119 36 28
417 He works from home three days a week now. 1.5027 0.05092 185 113 51 21
418 Matt refuses to wear a mask, so he has to work from home 1.5027 0.05328 187 119 42 26
419 It was either that or starting his own podcast… 1.5026 0.04804 191 113 60 18
420 I had to. He let me put my beauty shop in the basement. 1.5000 0.05129 194 122 47 25
421 I had a Groupon. 1.5000 0.05436 164 101 44 19
422 I have a very particular fetish and the means to make it happen. 1.5000 0.05183 172 104 50 18
423 At first it was just a harmless man cave 1.5000 0.04767 176 101 62 13
424 Private chefs are so passé. It’s all about private mechanics, now. 1.5000 0.05455 166 103 43 20
425 I know it's a little messy, but he pays the rent on time. 1.5000 0.04895 162 92 59 11
426 We love working from home! Mondays and Fridays I use the space for my colonoscopy practice! 1.5000 0.05949 148 94 34 20
427 I love Matt's waiting room. I feel right at home. 1.5000 0.05329 174 108 45 21
428 He's happier working from home! 1.5000 0.04797 178 103 61 14
429 So...you converted the garage into a rental? 1.5000 0.05092 170 101 53 16
430 I know, but I'm a sucker for a man in uniform. 1.5000 0.04998 206 130 49 27
431 One day Matt said, "I'll check your brakes anytime", and I knew it was love. 1.5000 0.05303 156 95 45 16
432 We were so thrilled when we finally got word that Matt could start working from home. 1.5000 0.05180 166 99 51 16
433 He never used to bring his work home. 1.4971 0.05029 173 103 54 16
434 On the plus side, his commute is much shorter. 1.4971 0.04933 171 100 57 14
435 It's only until he can find a place of his own. 1.4970 0.05087 167 99 53 15
436 Now that he’s gotten used to it, he loves working from home! 1.4970 0.05203 165 99 50 16
437 Next week he's got a Greyhound bus. 1.4969 0.05391 163 100 45 18
438 It’s my fault Evelyn. I kept telling him he needed a hobby. I was hoping for something like stamp collecting, but…. 1.4969 0.04958 159 91 57 11
439 If only he could dismantle my undercarriage like that 1.4968 0.05816 155 99 35 21
440 I love that Matt’s Garage has upgraded the waiting room seating! . 1.4968 0.05596 155 96 41 18
441 Well, it's why we rent. 1.4966 0.05882 145 91 36 18
442 Thanks to COVID—this is our ‘make-a-living’ room. 1.4943 0.05453 174 111 40 23
443 That’s the downside to adopting a highway. 1.4941 0.05674 170 111 34 25
444 He said his working from home would give me a lift. 1.4940 0.05472 168 106 41 21
445 I know Google started out in a garage but this just feels a little extreme. 1.4940 0.05340 168 104 45 19
446 I thought he was joking about the whole work from home thing 1.4940 0.05340 168 104 45 19
447 I know! But Matt explained the terrific write offs for home-based businesses. 1.4940 0.05319 166 102 46 18
448 This is the nicest waiting room I've been in 1.4940 0.05387 166 103 44 19
449 His other coveralls are Matt's Carpet Cleaning. 1.4938 0.05624 162 103 38 21
450 No, no, it’s great having Matt working from home now! One of covid’s blessings. 1.4938 0.05344 162 99 46 17
451 It’s just his hobby. Actually he is a gynecologist. 1.4937 0.05517 158 98 42 18
452 I learn so much just watching him. A lesson in basic car maintenance, and a colorful, expanded vocabulary... 1.4936 0.05716 156 99 37 20
453 He can rotate my tires any day. 1.4935 0.05470 154 94 44 16
454 Matt actually finds this more satisfying than his old brain surgery job. 1.4934 0.05754 152 96 37 19
455 I'm not sure about Matt. But the car's a keeper. 1.4932 0.05631 148 91 41 16
456 The great thing is we can declare both the hoist and the replacement carpeting as business expenses! 1.4932 0.05519 146 88 44 14
457 Do I need a key to use your bathroom? 1.4932 0.05688 146 90 40 16
458 We're on our fifty-ninth maid. 1.4915 0.06340 118 73 32 13
459 I can't tell what's going to be harder to fix- that car or our marriage. 1.4914 0.05053 175 106 52 17
460 Of course, Matt has been working from home a few days a week 1.4914 0.04921 175 104 56 15
461 I love this decor in their waiting room. 1.4913 0.05476 173 111 39 23
462 I know!!! What mechanic makes house calls…? 1.4912 0.05335 171 107 44 20
463 He's always wanted to work from home 1.4910 0.05721 167 112 29 26
464 No, it's not the pandemic. He just got tired of commuting. 1.4910 0.05227 167 102 48 17
465 Last year was really tough for us until Matt figured out the work-from-home thing. 1.4910 0.05295 167 103 46 18
466 You wouldn't believe how many new words I've learned. 1.4908 0.05926 163 109 28 26
467 Yes, he’s been working from home these days. 1.4904 0.05542 157 98 41 18
468 I made the mistake of telling my husband that I love to watch him fix things. 1.4903 0.05208 155 92 50 13
469 I’ve heard of motor homes, but this is ridiculous! 1.4901 0.05387 151 91 46 14
470 He has a tendency to bring his work home with him 1.4901 0.05628 151 94 40 17
471 It keeps him out of the kitchen. 1.4899 0.05439 149 90 45 14
472 When he said he was putting in a lift, I assumed he meant an elevator. 1.4898 0.05741 147 92 38 17
473 Do you think he’s married ? 1.4898 0.05741 147 92 38 17
474 He's got to work from home, and it was either this, or clean out the garage. 1.4897 0.05800 145 91 37 17
475 He gets one new part each week with the magazine. 1.4895 0.05860 143 90 36 17
476 He's the only one who still makes house-calls. 1.4894 0.05478 141 84 45 12
477 All of his friends are working from home so it seemed like a good idea. 1.4894 0.05749 141 87 39 15
478 Ill be happy when he’s no longer working from home. 1.4894 0.05922 141 89 35 17
479 This Stainlifter carpet demo is very thorough! 1.4892 0.06158 139 90 30 19
480 Trust me, this is a huge improvement over his previous interest in home butchering 1.4891 0.05226 184 117 44 23
481 When Matt said he was going to work from home during the pandemic, I was dubious. But I think he's pulling it off. 1.4885 0.04941 174 104 55 15
482 He does boats in the bathroom. 1.4878 0.05504 164 104 40 20
483 He’s the only auto mechanic that makes house calls. 1.4875 0.05465 160 100 42 18
484 We didn’t know how this work from home was gonna go down, but we’re making it work. 1.4873 0.05589 158 100 39 19
485 I thought your husband's name was Larry. 1.4868 0.05903 152 99 32 21
486 Working from home has given us all a lift! 1.4868 0.05600 152 95 40 17
487 I'd rather he didn't bring his work home on the weekend, but at least I know where he is. 1.4867 0.05158 150 88 51 11
488 Matthew and I are connecting so much better now he's working from home. "Remember darling, righty-tighty, lefty-losey!" 1.4867 0.05245 150 89 49 12
489 With such a shortage of skilled workers, he was able to negotiate working from home three days a week. 1.4867 0.05494 150 92 43 15
490 Who's Matt? 1.4865 0.05948 148 96 32 20
491 This better not end up in The New Yorker with our house looking like this.... 1.4865 0.06025 148 97 30 21
492 This dealership makes you feel right at home. 1.4863 0.05165 146 85 51 10
493 It's ok, the car pit cleaners are coming tomorrow. 1.4860 0.04970 179 109 53 17
494 Who knew he made house calls? 1.4859 0.05541 142 86 43 13
495 When I told my boyfriend he could bring his work home, I didn’t know he was a car mechanic. 1.4859 0.05070 142 81 53 8
496 Now that it's together, I'm not sure how we're getting it out 1.4859 0.05718 142 88 39 15
497 Yes, he's odd. But the sex is hydraulic! 1.4859 0.05137 177 110 48 19
498 We've started roleplaying to spice things up. 1.4855 0.05224 173 108 46 19
499 When he said he was going to start working from home, I didn’t picture this… 1.4855 0.06105 138 89 31 18
500 He fixed my marriage, too. 1.4854 0.05334 171 108 43 20
501 I'm just glad he gave up on the guitar. 1.4854 0.05586 171 112 35 24
502 I'm so glad to have Matt working from home 1.4853 0.05810 136 84 38 14
503 Ah, work-from-home. I'm just glad he isn't a surgeon. 1.4852 0.05181 169 104 48 17
504 When they said at home repairs I didn't think they meant inside. 1.4848 0.05410 165 104 42 19
505 And to think I was worried he would be in my way when he retired. 1.4848 0.05272 165 102 46 17
506 On the bright side, he's never on Zoom. 1.4844 0.05168 192 124 43 25
507 Matt is making all his unvaccinated staff work from home. 1.4843 0.05417 159 99 43 17
508 I find it’s less expensive to just have him here full time. 1.4837 0.05295 153 95 43 15
509 The realtor said that the house had a one car garage. It's not quite what I was expecting but at least I get 15% off on all repairs. 1.4837 0.05495 153 95 42 16
510 When my car hit 100,000 miles, I figured it was time to take our relationship to the next level. 1.4834 0.05705 151 96 37 18
511 It all started when his brothers bragged, they get to work from home. 1.4833 0.05012 180 111 51 18
512 He was given the option of working remotely. 1.4830 0.05230 147 87 49 11
513 We have an understanding, the bedroom is strictly for parts. 1.4830 0.05658 147 92 39 16
514 All I said was, 'My place, or yours?' 1.4830 0.05575 147 91 41 15
515 I think I see the problem: You have a car in your living room. 1.4828 0.06120 145 96 28 21
516 Fabulous what you can do with an open floor plan. 1.4828 0.04940 174 105 54 15
517 I misunderstood when he said he wanted to re-tire 1.4826 0.05437 172 111 39 22
518 I’ll admit I was skeptical at first, but this extended car warranty has totally changed my life. 1.4824 0.05357 170 108 42 20
519 Oh, he can fix anything. But, I can't get him to put the toilet seat back down. 1.4823 0.05835 141 89 36 16
520 Matt is still looking for his life-work balance. 1.4823 0.05747 141 88 38 15
521 It’s working out just fine. Every now and then I need to run out and buy a gasket , or something, that’s all. 1.4820 0.05437 139 83 45 11
522 The onesie was my idea. 1.4815 0.05414 162 102 42 18
523 ... so they all threatened to quit if they couldn't work from home and management had no choice. 1.4812 0.05168 160 97 49 14
524 And he's picked up a side hustle in carpet cleaning. 1.4810 0.05367 158 98 44 16
525 We just love the Concierge Economy. In fact, Bill's in the kitchen right now having Lasik. 1.4810 0.05659 158 102 36 20
526 Wait ‘til you see the bathroom, he has a side business in there. 1.4808 0.05340 156 96 45 15
527 I know it's an awful mess, but I'm not saying a word. Do you know how hard it is to find one who actually makes house calls? 1.4808 0.05567 156 99 39 18
528 Having Matt working from home has brought us so much closer together. 1.4805 0.05148 154 92 50 12
529 Frankly, I wish they wouldn’t let him work from home 1.4805 0.05621 154 98 38 18
530 Yes, working from home has been hard on Matt, but it’s been even harder on the carpet. 1.4803 0.05520 152 95 41 16
531 He hopes to keep working from home after the pandemic ends. 1.4800 0.05493 150 93 42 15
532 We decided to give this work-from-home thing a shot. 1.4800 0.05493 150 93 42 15
533 At least I know he’s not at a bar. 1.4797 0.05710 148 94 37 17
534 What I really hate is when he leaves his dirty socks on the floor. 1.4795 0.05930 146 95 32 19
535 It was either work from home or live at work. We chose the latter. 1.4793 0.05042 169 103 51 15
536 It only took us 25 years to realize that this is our shared fantasy. 1.4792 0.05572 144 89 41 14
537 He’s been so much happier since he started working at home. 1.4790 0.05225 167 104 46 17
538 It’s called “man at work” and sold as a piece of contemporary art, but I find it very retro…. 1.4789 0.05973 142 92 32 18
539 We've converted the garage into a family room. 1.4786 0.05777 140 88 37 15
540 And best of all, there are no more oil spills in the driveway. 1.4786 0.06122 140 92 29 19
541 This mechanic shop has a really nice waiting area 1.4786 0.05687 140 87 39 14
542 And it makes the whole house tax-deductible as a business expense! 1.4783 0.06016 138 89 32 17
543 It was either that or learning to play bagpipes 1.4783 0.05838 138 87 36 15
544 So when the policy also covered carpet damage, we just couldn't resist. 1.4774 0.05364 155 96 44 15
545 He has the loveliest waiting area. 1.4773 0.06033 132 84 33 15
546 His boss said he could work from home as long as the work got done . 1.4773 0.05157 176 111 46 19
547 It was just cheaper to have him move in. 1.4768 0.05703 151 97 36 18
548 At the very least, it’s been keeping him out of the kitchen.” 1.4767 0.05180 172 108 46 18
549 Lockdown hasn’t slowed my Matty down at all. 1.4765 0.05601 149 94 39 16
550 He provides free bedside assistance. 1.4765 0.06067 149 100 27 22
551 We are happier since we brought our home to his work 1.4762 0.05201 168 105 46 17
552 He's the only one who makes house calls. 1.4759 0.05278 145 87 47 11
553 Working remotely has been perfect for Matt. 1.4759 0.05278 145 87 47 11
554 He started virtually. 1.4750 0.05674 160 105 34 21
555 It's so nice having Matt home during the day. 1.4748 0.05435 139 84 44 11
556 I was so delighted to find a mechanic who makes house calls! 1.4748 0.05806 139 88 36 15
557 Our other car is in the shop 1.4748 0.05806 139 88 36 15
558 Isn't he dreamy? We matched on Fendr.com and I haven't looked in the rear view mirror since! 1.4747 0.05440 158 100 41 17
559 He'll never go back to the garage after Covid is over. 1.4744 0.05491 156 99 40 17
560 You should see the garage... 1.4741 0.06205 135 89 28 18
561 I took the platinum plan for Roadside Assistance 1.4741 0.06025 135 87 32 16
562 I got him from Angie’s list 1.4741 0.05743 135 84 38 13
563 Matt's trade school has been giving him a lot of homework lately. 1.4740 0.05543 154 98 39 17
564 Seems like only yesterday I watched Matty build his model cars there on the dining room table. 1.4737 0.05518 152 96 40 16
565 Oh my Matt? He’s still working from home. 1.4737 0.05108 152 91 50 11
566 The pandemic has been difficult, but it's nice that Matt can work from home. 1.4734 0.04970 169 103 52 14
567 I love a garage that makes house calls. 1.4733 0.05572 150 95 39 16
568 Matt has been bringing his work home with him for years. 1.4733 0.05491 150 94 41 15
569 A home office can be disturbing, but we manage. 1.4732 0.05944 112 67 37 8
570 They don't really grow, only their toys get bigger. 1.4731 0.05492 167 109 37 21
571 Well yes, we had always hoped Matthew would have taken up the piano instead... 1.4730 0.05290 148 90 46 12
572 He finally got his bearings. 1.4730 0.05788 148 96 34 18
573 This is where we usually have our coffee,.. in the brake room. 1.4729 0.05400 129 76 45 8
574 When Matt signed up for the MasterClass I was worried he wouldn't stick with it. 1.4729 0.05727 129 79 39 11
575 But at least he doesn't have that awful cummute anymore. 1.4724 0.06002 127 80 34 13
576 Everybody in the building uses him 1.4722 0.05909 144 94 32 18
577 Matt used to work for the circus, but I got so tired of addressing the elephant in the room. 1.4720 0.06178 125 80 31 14
578 I can't get mine to help around the house at all. 1.4720 0.05965 125 78 35 12
579 Yes, you really must get one. I don't know how I survived with just the gardener, cleaner, and decorator" 1.4718 0.05887 142 92 33 17
580 We bought the house sight unseen, then discovered it had no garage. 1.4714 0.05685 140 88 38 14
581 Yes, Matt works remotely… well, when parts are available. 1.4714 0.05685 140 88 38 14
582 I gave him the choice of doing the dishes once a week or building me a car from scratch. 1.4710 0.05651 138 86 39 13
583 Isn't this nicer than a dealership? 1.4706 0.05806 136 86 36 14
584 He used to want sex all the time. 1.4706 0.05899 136 87 34 15
585 I'm so happy he found a hobby. 1.4706 0.05711 136 85 38 13
586 Well, he asked me for a lift and that's what he got. 1.4702 0.05854 151 100 31 20
587 Matt has really adjusted well to working from home. 1.4701 0.05369 134 80 45 9
588 Matt finally achieved work-life balance. 1.4701 0.06149 134 88 29 17
589 I really didn't think he would take things so literally when we talked about working from home. 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
590 Click and clack said, "let him have a hobby; what could it hurt?" 1.4697 0.05735 132 82 38 12
591 We starting watching the DIY channel--and one thing led to another. 1.4697 0.05530 132 80 42 10
592 Its a performance art-piece we picked up....I quite like it. 1.4694 0.05571 147 93 39 15
593 Turns out he hated investment banking. 1.4692 0.05589 130 79 41 10
594 But really, is there EVER a perfect time to change careers? 1.4692 0.05900 130 82 35 13
595 I thought he worked in Washington when he said "I grease the wheels" 1.4692 0.06196 130 85 29 16
596 When he said re-tired I was picturing Boca! 1.4692 0.06099 130 84 31 15
597 We're discovering working from home isn't for everyone. 1.4688 0.05087 160 98 49 13
598 it's a kit car he has been putting together for five years now. 1.4684 0.04891 158 94 54 10
599 Yes, Ann, the sculpture's nice, but was it really worth thirty million dollars? 1.4683 0.06140 126 81 31 14
600 I get to see Matt so much more now that he works from home. 1.4681 0.05654 141 89 38 14
601 Honestly, a 2 bedroom with attached garage did seem to good to be true” 1.4681 0.05917 141 92 32 17
602 At least he didn´t bring the calendar. 1.4681 0.05654 141 89 38 14
603 …other than that, he’s a great roommate. 1.4681 0.05472 141 87 42 12
604 Matt still has no idea of how I define "Rotating my Tires" 1.4677 0.06106 124 79 32 13
605 The carpet is destroyed, but it is nice having him around the house. 1.4677 0.05775 124 76 38 10
606 I thought he might be cheating, so I challenged him to bring his "extra work" home. 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
607 I would have worked from home too, but you know how messy murder can get. 1.4676 0.05527 139 86 41 12
608 It costs a bit extra, but I love that he makes house-calls. 1.4676 0.05621 139 87 39 13
609 Matt's so much more productive since he's been working from home. 1.4676 0.05527 139 86 41 12
610 The Air b&b DID say it was a garage apartment….. 1.4676 0.05713 139 88 37 14
611 Both of us working from home has been a bit of an adjustment. 1.4676 0.05432 139 85 43 11
612 I prefer this to his previous job as a mortician. 1.4675 0.05541 154 99 38 17
613 He's been so much happier working at home during the pandemic. 1.4672 0.05584 137 85 40 12
614 He says the lighting is better in the living room. 1.4667 0.05065 150 90 50 10
615 I suggested he find a hobby 1.4667 0.05323 150 93 44 13
616 When Matt said he could fix anything I asked him to move right in. 1.4662 0.05200 148 90 47 11
617 It’s not like he can just Zoom. 1.4662 0.05625 148 95 37 16
618 He's way more productive now that he doesn't have a commute. 1.4662 0.05374 148 92 43 13
619 The maid really hates it but it’s just so darn convenient! 1.4662 0.05374 148 92 43 13
620 He charges a bit more, but the service is exceptional. 1.4653 0.05390 144 89 43 12
621 It's much tidier than when he tried making sourdough! 1.4651 0.06033 129 83 32 14
622 But if you ask him to fix the kitchen sink he'll complain he doesn't have the right tools. 1.4646 0.06304 127 84 27 16
623 It's so great that his boss lets him work from home. 1.4646 0.05567 127 77 41 9
624 It's just a hobby, he said. 1.4645 0.05513 155 100 38 17
625 Sure,the couch is a nice touch. But the coffee here still stinks 1.4640 0.06174 125 81 30 14
626 Do you want a drink? He makes a great screwdriver. 1.4640 0.06278 125 82 28 15
627 Looking at the bright side, he always wanted to work from home. 1.4638 0.05458 138 85 42 11
628 I don't know how Matt got it in here, but I am very interested in seeing how he gets it out. 1.4638 0.05648 138 87 38 13
629 I gotta say, it's a lot less boring than watching baseball. 1.4638 0.05648 138 87 38 13
630 He and I had very different definitions of 'retired.' 1.4632 0.05802 136 87 35 14
631 ...and, he said all his work is done on premises 1.4632 0.05414 136 83 43 10
632 The pandemic has actually been great for Matt's dream of working from home. 1.4631 0.05086 149 90 49 10
633 My husband works from home too. 1.4628 0.05873 121 75 36 10
634 Honey, I told you to put your toys away before Linda arrives. 1.4628 0.06215 121 78 30 13
635 The divorce papers will be done remotely as well. 1.4628 0.06325 121 79 28 14
636 I’ve always loved that jumpsuit. 1.4622 0.06061 119 75 33 11
637 Oddly enough, this started in the kitchen with Matt making vinaigrette. 1.4621 0.05732 132 83 37 12
638 The hardest part is getting the car back down to the first floor. 1.4621 0.05624 145 93 37 15
639 He says if he can't fix the brakes, he'll give me a louder horn 1.4620 0.05284 158 100 43 15
640 I just love the waiting area so much. This is the fourth time this month I have had my brakes done. 1.4615 0.06192 130 86 28 16
641 My therapist was right. I DO feel closer to him now that I’ve taken an interest in his hobby. 1.4615 0.05140 130 76 48 6
642 You should see what we did with the kitchen. 1.4609 0.06065 128 83 31 14
643 COVID has made me wish I married that French chef.. 1.4604 0.06149 139 94 26 19
644 It is great that your husband works from home, my car is serviced when I come to see you! 1.4603 0.05817 126 79 36 11
645 Knocking down that wall really opened the place up. 1.4603 0.06032 126 81 32 13
646 Only mechanic in town that still makes house calls! 1.4600 0.05320 150 94 43 13
647 When he said he brings his work home, I just thought he couldn't get it off his mind. 1.4600 0.05725 150 99 33 18
648 Hold on a sec, Doris...Honey, the lug-nuts are in the pantry by the cereal. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
649 When the landlord said gas and oil was included, Matt was sold. 1.4599 0.05484 137 85 41 11
650 The carpet? Oh, that is the least of my worries. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
651 Matt was lucky , his boss let him work from home. 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
652 I love it when the male stripper act is so authentic 1.4597 0.06102 124 80 31 13
653 Since we've had to downsize, our new convertible dining room table has given Matt the lift he's needed. 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
654 It’s not always this riveting. 1.4593 0.05832 135 87 34 14
655 Still cheaper than taking it to the dealership. 1.4593 0.05832 135 87 34 14
656 Well, I count myself lucky he is not a procotologist 1.4593 0.06018 135 89 30 16
657 The car was here so often it was just easier to move in. 1.4586 0.06179 133 89 27 17
658 I love the smell of wiper fluid in the morning. 1.4586 0.05896 133 86 33 14
659 Twenty years of marriage and he still does the little things for me. 1.4586 0.05071 157 97 48 12
660 My husband? He's a trial lawyer. Why? 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
661 So hard to find mechanics who make house calls anymore. 1.4583 0.06684 120 82 21 17
662 Of course, his home office took less space when he was in accounting, but I'll be honest with you, it was far less entertaining 1.4581 0.05197 155 97 45 13
663 Its hard to find a good mechanic that makes house calls. 1.4580 0.05658 131 82 38 11
664 Matt really became attached to the whole “Work From Home” thing. 1.4580 0.05862 131 84 34 13
665 He opted for working from home 1.4576 0.06328 118 77 28 13
666 I'm smiling because no jury will convict. 1.4574 0.06323 129 87 25 17
667 All I can say is,it got him off the couch. 1.4573 0.05143 164 104 45 15
668 I was surprised how flexible his company was about letting him work from home during the pandemic. 1.4571 0.05678 140 90 36 14
669 Since he's working remotely the rug becomes a tax write off. 1.4570 0.05294 151 95 43 13
670 Oh, he's a whizz in the kitchen too. 1.4569 0.06290 116 75 29 12
671 The odd thing is, his name is Howard. 1.4569 0.06524 116 77 25 14
672 The pandemic provided a great opportunity for him to work from home. 1.4567 0.05449 127 77 42 8
673 He actually brings a fresh perspective to book club. 1.4567 0.05783 127 80 36 11
674 At least I got him to wear pants. 1.4565 0.05645 138 88 37 13
675 He says I'm his muse. 1.4560 0.06170 125 82 29 14
676 And then we realized we could make twice as much money if we turned Matt's Garage into an Airbnb 1.4560 0.06274 125 83 27 15
677 At least it is not as messy as his car wash phase. 1.4559 0.05892 136 89 32 15
678 The hoist was a birthday present. 1.4553 0.05567 123 75 40 8
679 I guess it is better than Monday Night Football 1.4553 0.05446 123 74 42 7
680 Matt is one the few remaining mechanics who still does house calls. 1.4552 0.05567 134 84 39 11
681 I don' t think Matt understands the concept of home repair. 1.4552 0.05269 145 90 44 11
682 Well, it does keep his mom from visiting. 1.4552 0.05359 145 91 42 12
683 He's handy, reliable and guarantees satisfaction. 1.4545 0.05629 121 74 39 8
684 His return-to-office just got pushed back to November. 1.4545 0.05868 121 76 35 10
685 His working from home has its advantages, but I can’t think of any right now 1.4545 0.05590 143 92 37 14
686 It sounded like a convenient service when we signed up. 1.4545 0.05300 154 98 42 14
687 The best part is that he can’t ignore my phone calls to his workplace anymore. 1.4539 0.05267 152 96 43 13
688 He's been so much happier since he got permission to work at home. 1.4538 0.05892 130 84 33 13
689 Carl is much happier since Matt let him work from home. 1.4538 0.05580 130 81 39 10
690 His prescription for Adderall expired yesterday. 1.4538 0.05993 130 85 31 14
691 I did encourage him to get a hobby. 1.4538 0.05566 119 72 40 7
692 How could I say no? It's given him the lift he really needed! 1.4531 0.05749 128 81 36 11
693 I can hardly wait until 'work from home' ends. 1.4531 0.05855 128 82 34 12
694 We do everything ourselves now. In fact, Matt recently had surgery in the basement. 1.4531 0.05749 128 81 36 11
695 I found it online. "Auto mechanic...we come to you." 1.4527 0.05536 148 96 37 15
696 He tried Zooming but decided this made much more sense. 1.4526 0.05381 137 85 42 10
697 Yes, it certainly is a lovely waiting room, and the coffee is free! 1.4526 0.05280 137 84 44 9
698 Our marriage is going so much better since he started working from home. 1.4524 0.06234 126 84 27 15
699 Sometimes I wish he'd just listen and not try and fix everything. 1.4524 0.06027 126 82 31 13
700 Matt said that I would see more of him when he retired, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.4524 0.05702 126 79 37 10
701 We just purchased it from an art show in New York City. It's called "The Tinker." 1.4522 0.05955 115 72 34 9
702 Yes, he's decided that working from home is the future of auto repair. 1.4522 0.05955 115 72 34 9
703 We’re so tired of “working from home” jokes. 1.4522 0.06206 115 74 30 11
704 This is way more profitable than paying his college tuition. 1.4521 0.05674 146 96 34 16
705 It also makes a great buffet table." 1.4516 0.05766 124 78 36 10
706 YouTube is a slippery slope. 1.4514 0.05292 144 90 43 11
707 ...and then I signed up to extend my car's warranty. 1.4513 0.06284 113 73 29 11
708 We are going to expand the kitchen so he can do a proper test drive. 1.4513 0.06157 113 72 31 10
709 It’s my cousin. His wife threw him out, but never did say why! 1.4511 0.05987 133 88 30 15
710 Smile...but don't let him hear you say 'Tesla' 1.4511 0.05695 133 85 36 12
711 I didn't think this is what Allstate meant when they said home and auto bundle 1.4511 0.06082 133 89 28 16
712 We're so fortunate that he is able to work from home. 1.4508 0.05947 122 78 33 11
713 I just wish he wouldn't bring his work home with him so often. 1.4507 0.05436 142 90 40 12
714 So then we both agreed! We could work at home during the pandemic. 1.4507 0.04801 142 91 41 10
715 You have to admit this is the best waiting room on auto row. 1.4505 0.06366 111 72 28 11
716 I was wondering what you meant when you said your husband is a stay-at-home mechanic. 1.4503 0.05845 151 103 28 20
717 If he cleans up I’ll still give him 4 stars 1.4500 0.05899 120 76 34 10
718 We saw it at Art Basel and couldn't resist. 1.4500 0.05299 140 87 43 10
719 Isn’t this nicer than sitting on that old vinyl couch reading hunting and fishing magaszines? 1.4500 0.06017 120 77 32 11
720 He has a really beautiful waiting room. 1.4497 0.05507 149 97 37 15
721 Best in home service plan I ever bought! 1.4496 0.06024 129 85 30 14
722 And we’ve turned the garage into a home office. 1.4492 0.06436 118 79 25 14
723 I said over 100 times "You are simply not ready to retire, but who has the last laugh now? 1.4492 0.05722 118 73 37 8
724 We never thought he would be able to work remotely. Then, Boom, Covid. 1.4488 0.05668 127 85 29 13
725 We met on Mismatch.com.” 1.4488 0.05778 127 81 35 11
726 If you like this, you should see what he’s doing with the other rooms. 1.4488 0.05778 127 81 35 11
727 His prices are high, but you’ll never find a nicer waiting room. 1.4485 0.05887 136 90 31 15
728 The government's 'work from home' policy has reached new heights 1.4483 0.05788 116 72 36 8
729 And you thought house calls was a thing of the past. 1.4483 0.06403 116 77 26 13
730 I know what you're thinking but it's just so much cheaper than daycare 1.4483 0.05657 116 71 38 7
731 He's on a hybrid work schedule. 1.4480 0.05617 125 78 38 9
732 How silly. Of course we open a window before testing the engine. 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
733 I figure this kills two birds with one stone. The car gets fixed and now my husband has to let me get new carpet. 1.4480 0.05010 125 73 48 4
734 I am just glad he doesn’t work as a mortician! 1.4478 0.05857 134 88 32 14
735 All I said is that the door handle was a little sticky. 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
736 Matt loves working at home during the pandemic. 1.4476 0.05407 143 91 40 12
737 Matt calls it trompe l'oil. Tre cute." 1.4474 0.06116 114 73 31 10
738 The downside is the lube pit in the dining room. 1.4474 0.06365 114 75 27 12
739 Once he's done we can all take a spin around the kitchen. 1.4474 0.06116 114 73 31 10
740 Well, the super does sometimes complain when he brings them up in the elevator. 1.4472 0.06239 123 82 27 14
741 Oh, he has no idea what he is doing. That's why Matt fired him. 1.4472 0.06239 123 82 27 14
742 I wish he would just get the vaccine and go back to the garage. 1.4465 0.05327 159 104 39 16
743 Couldn’t afford this place on my own… and it is nice to have such a handy roommate. 1.4463 0.05979 121 78 32 11
744 Sure it’s messy, Martha, but carpet cleaning is now a tax write-off so that’s nice. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
745 He offered me a free lift home. 1.4460 0.05609 139 90 36 13
746 It was either this or homeschool the kids 1.4455 0.06659 110 74 23 13
747 These concierge mechanics will leave the place spotless, don't you worry! 1.4454 0.06166 119 78 29 12
748 I think garage apartments are about to be in. 1.4454 0.06050 119 77 31 11
749 It started innocently as a journey to find himself, but somewhere the rubber left the road. 1.4454 0.06393 119 80 25 14
750 It's the least I could do. He let me turn his man cave into a sewing room. 1.4444 0.05584 126 79 38 9
751 It's so nice to have Matt working from home 1.4444 0.06243 117 77 28 12
752 I'm just happy that he can work from home! 1.4444 0.06002 117 75 32 10
753 He just loves working from home now. 1.4444 0.05807 126 81 34 11
754 We like to role play 1.4444 0.05915 126 82 32 12
755 Frankly it is easier than trying to engage him in conversation 1.4444 0.06022 126 83 30 13
756 Oh, I don't mind at all. He always picks up when he's through 1.4444 0.06217 108 69 30 9
757 It’s a conversation starter. 1.4444 0.05932 108 67 34 7
758 Everyone is working from home these days Alma, even Matthew. 1.4444 0.06022 126 83 30 13
759 It's his home office. 1.4435 0.06092 124 82 29 13
760 I was paying his rent anyway. 1.4435 0.06321 115 76 27 12
761 "... and with Matt working from home during the pandemic, it's brought us closer together." 1.4427 0.05648 131 84 36 11
762 I tell people it's a pandemic thing, but he's been working on it for three years. 1.4426 0.06165 122 81 28 13
763 Matt found a way to work from home during the pandemic. 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
764 Fifteen more cups of coffee and your car should be ready to go. 1.4425 0.06151 113 73 30 10
765 The downstairs neighbors did not appreciate the hydraulic lift, but that's their car he's fixing. 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
766 I hate it when George brings his work home. 1.4420 0.05541 138 89 37 12
767 It would never make the noise when we drove it to his shop. 1.4419 0.05602 129 87 29 13
768 No, actually the garage was here first. 1.4414 0.05960 111 70 33 8
769 It's only fair. I mine Bitcoin in the bedroom. 1.4414 0.06229 111 72 29 10
770 If Matt was an aircraft engine mechanic, I don’t know what we would’ve done 1.4414 0.06359 111 73 27 11
771 I've seen this one before. He finds out it's the spark plug in episode 3. 1.4412 0.05349 136 93 29 14
772 Matt has really enjoyed working from home during the pandemic 1.4408 0.05090 152 96 45 11
773 This way he doesn’t need a mask. 1.4407 0.06201 118 78 28 12
774 I just asked him to spend less time in the garage. 1.4406 0.05668 143 95 33 15
775 At least he doesn't have a mistress. 1.4404 0.06443 109 72 26 11
776 He’s still bringing his work home. 1.4404 0.06034 109 69 32 8
777 At least I know where he is. 1.4400 0.05725 125 80 35 10
778 He brings his work home. 1.4397 0.05909 116 74 33 9
779 And that's another reason we put in tile. 1.4393 0.05965 107 67 33 7
780 Matt started his home-based business during the pandemic. It's going very well. 1.4393 0.05815 107 66 35 6
781 My quarantine hobby was baking… 1.4393 0.06254 107 69 29 9
782 No one will suspect it was an inside job. 1.4390 0.05903 123 80 32 11
783 It beats watching the news.” 1.4386 0.06234 114 75 28 11
784 DIY TV has finally gotten him off the couch. 1.4386 0.05849 114 72 34 8
785 Matt is so handy around the house. 1.4386 0.06234 114 75 28 11
786 Matt's a workaholic, but we agreed that he could bring his work home sometimes. 1.4386 0.05849 114 72 34 8
787 Thank God he's not a serial killer. 1.4386 0.06479 114 77 24 13
788 His name isn’t Matt, either 1.4386 0.06234 114 75 28 11
789 He can be high maintenance sometimes. 1.4386 0.06234 114 75 28 11
790 It's a little more expensive. But it's worth it for the convenience. 1.4385 0.05675 130 84 35 11
791 What…your mechanic doesn’t make house calls? 1.4381 0.06619 105 70 24 11
792 Honestly, the ankle monitor has improved both his personal and professional lives." 1.4381 0.06480 105 69 26 10
793 Sigh... is it "mechanic"?. You could just TELL me I'm bad at charades, you know. 1.4380 0.06308 121 82 25 14
794 He's adjusting very well to working at home during the pandemic. 1.4380 0.06308 121 82 25 14
795 It's only three days a week. 1.4380 0.05166 137 85 44 8
796 People who work from home are happier and more productive. 1.4375 0.05737 128 83 34 11
797 We were so lucky to find an apartment with a garage 1.4375 0.06564 112 76 23 13
798 He's so happy to finally be working at home. 1.4370 0.05424 135 86 39 10
799 I'd so much rather have him tinkering around the house than out god knows where doing god knows what." 1.4370 0.05216 135 84 43 8
800 Getting him this present for his birthday has done wonders for our marriage. 1.4370 0.05721 135 89 33 13
801 Matt loves the work-from-home concept. 1.4370 0.05678 119 75 36 8
802 It was cheaper than therapy 1.4370 0.05924 119 77 32 10
803 He answered an ad that said he could work from home. 1.4370 0.05802 119 76 34 9
804 I asked my estate agent for a place with a lift. 1.4370 0.06160 119 79 28 12
805 Sure he makes a mess, but it’s a third floor walk-up. I’m more impressed than anything. 1.4370 0.05802 119 76 34 9
806 Oh, there's nothing wrong with the car. 1.4369 0.06713 103 69 23 11
807 He's taken puttering around the house to a whole new level. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
808 His car is in the shop, so they’re letting him work from home. 1.4365 0.05690 126 81 35 10
809 His jacket was supposed to read "Matt's Garbage" but he took this as a sign to change careers. 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
810 It all started with a correspondence course. 1.4364 0.06265 110 72 28 10
811 I thought we needed more time together. 1.4359 0.05614 117 73 37 7
812 It’s like the “uber” of auto repair 1.4359 0.05870 117 75 33 9
813 It's been great having Matt work from home. 1.4357 0.05842 140 95 29 16
814 Well, Matt just got used to working from home, so..." 1.4355 0.05866 124 81 32 11
815 They have the best waiting room in the city! 1.4355 0.05977 124 82 30 12
816 I don't mind him working from home as long as I get the complimentary car wash. 1.4355 0.05278 124 76 42 6
817 Honestly I’m kind of ready for remote work to be over. 1.4355 0.05753 124 80 34 10
818 I haven’t the heart to tell him it’s not our car. 1.4355 0.05753 124 80 34 10
819 Well, once the world ran out of flour, he just really got into transmissions. 1.4355 0.05977 124 82 30 12
820 People thought we were silly when we said we wanted an open concept garage, but it's brought us much closer. 1.4352 0.06347 108 71 27 10
821 Does he know everyone else has gone back to the office?” 1.4352 0.06481 108 72 25 11
822 Don't tell my husband to wear a mask--he'd rather work from home. 1.4352 0.06068 108 69 31 8
823 We have gotten used to his working from home, I'm just glad today he chose not to work in his underwear. 1.4351 0.05641 131 85 35 11
824 The joke's on him -- with the chip shortage, he'll never be able to finish. 1.4351 0.04736 131 92 27 12
825 He works from home on zoom zoom. 1.4351 0.06140 131 90 25 16
826 Matt’s determined to find that quarter he dropped behind the gear-shifter. 1.4348 0.06433 115 78 24 13
827 It’s performance art but I also needed a brake job. 1.4348 0.06551 115 79 22 14
828 Now if I can just get our doctor to come by, my life is complete. 1.4348 0.06314 115 77 26 12
829 It took some time getting used to, but I’ve finally adjusted to him working at home. 1.4348 0.05810 115 73 34 8
830 It started out as a mid-life crisis. 1.4348 0.05810 115 73 34 8
831 … and here’s a little secret. ‘Matt’s Garage’ doesn’t really exist either. 1.4348 0.05810 115 73 34 8
832 We found it cheaper to furnish the garage. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
833 It was too good of a deal to pass up. Buy 3 tires, get a living room set free. 1.4344 0.06267 122 83 25 14
834 I’m going to kill his tax advisor. 1.4344 0.05934 122 80 31 11
835 Well, he was supportive of me when I worked from home. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
836 How nice that some people still do house calls. 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
837 It was either this or get vaccinated. 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
838 Oh, the restroom is down the hall, just past the nail salon. 1.4340 0.06146 106 68 30 8
839 We're hoping he can go back to the office soon. 1.4338 0.05877 136 92 29 15
840 He really seems to have settled into working from home. 1.4336 0.06143 113 74 29 10
841 Matt's working at home now. 1.4336 0.05880 113 72 33 8
842 Why, yes, he makes house-calls! 1.4336 0.05017 143 89 46 8
843 I've encouraged Matt to get back to the office now that he's vaccinated. 1.4333 0.05765 120 77 34 9
844 And I thought he wouldn't be able to work from home. 1.4331 0.05544 127 81 37 9
845 I'm glad that he's taken a new hobby. Those stamps all over the living room were making a mess. 1.4324 0.05812 111 70 34 7
846 One good thing about the pandemic, I get to see more of Mat now that he's working from home. 1.4324 0.05523 111 68 38 5
847 Matt doesn't want to go back now that he's comfortable working from home. 1.4324 0.06087 111 72 30 9
848 Working from home has turned out OK for Matt, it's getting the cars up to the 5th floor that's a pain. 1.4322 0.05955 118 77 31 10
849 He likes to bring work home from time to time 1.4322 0.05832 118 76 33 9
850 We bundled our home & auto; next he's fixing the sink. 1.4320 0.05604 125 80 36 9
851 He never listens. I asked him to put a carpet in the room. 1.4320 0.05939 125 83 30 12
852 I give him some liberties because he really knows how to lube my chassis. 1.4320 0.05718 125 81 34 10
853 Well, it's not nearly as disturbing as watching the news 1.4320 0.05604 125 80 36 9
854 Well, Matt said, "why can't I work from home like everyone else" 1.4320 0.05718 125 81 34 10
855 Oh no, I wouldn’t dream of letting him do oil changes in here. 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
856 Well, yes, Matt has had a little trouble adjusting to retirement. 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
857 I keep telling him, get the vaccine and you can go back to the shop. 1.4318 0.05608 132 86 35 11
858 I know, but I just love a man in uniform. 1.4314 0.07037 102 71 18 13
859 Honey, when you’re finished flushing out the transmission, can you get Martha some fresh cream? 1.4314 0.05995 102 64 32 6
860 He's so much happier without the commute. 1.4312 0.06693 109 75 21 13
861 Business will pick up if we can get the ground floor unit. 1.4312 0.06693 109 75 21 13
862 and when I have to take Zoom meetings in here he just moves his setup to the kitchen. 1.4312 0.06693 109 75 21 13
863 This is my fourth house call this month. Nothing wrong with my car; I just like watching him work. 1.4312 0.05736 109 68 35 6
864 My real estate agent said it was a full service building. 1.4312 0.06025 109 70 31 8
865 Really, its a garage with an attached house… 1.4310 0.05641 116 73 36 7
866 He demanded to see proof of vaccination first. 1.4310 0.05641 116 73 36 7
867 Well messy, yes, but he seems so much happier since he quit the bank. 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
868 He's the only garage in town that makes house calls. 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
869 It's a performance piece. We outbid several major collectors. 1.4300 0.06854 100 68 21 11
870 Ya know, these at-home services are so convenient. 1.4300 0.06237 100 64 29 7
871 We're so fortunate that Matt was able to work from home during the pandemic! 1.4299 0.04899 107 69 33 5
872 It's great that he's happy working from home but I really hate the entry bay through the dining room. 1.4299 0.06101 107 69 30 8
873 Since the pandemic, Matt works from home. 1.4298 0.06471 114 78 23 13
874 He moved the shop here two years ago. You wouldn't believe our tax write-off. 1.4298 0.05729 121 78 34 9
875 Didn’t I tell you? He has the nicest waiting room. 1.4286 0.05566 140 93 34 13
876 Matt’s been working from home during the pandemic. 1.4286 0.05454 126 80 38 8
877 His working from home has been a bit difficult for all of us. 1.4286 0.06267 119 81 25 13
878 And yet he still insists on everyone wiping their feet. 1.4286 0.05902 126 84 30 12
879 Yes, but it was a Groupon. 1.4286 0.06305 112 75 26 11
880 He’s been working from home. Thank God he’s not a mortician. 1.4286 0.06035 119 79 29 11
881 I have no idea who Matt is but Lets switch to something stronger and it won't make difference. 1.4286 0.06045 112 73 30 9
882 Matt's raised working from home to a new level. 1.4286 0.05902 126 84 30 12
883 He's almost done... Now we have to figure out how to get it outta here. 1.4286 0.06327 105 69 27 9
884 He’s really great under the hood. 1.4286 0.05719 105 65 35 5
885 It’s Matt’s Garage and the rest of us just live here. 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
886 If Covid has taught me anything, it's that I truly don't have to leave the house for anything. 1.4286 0.06031 105 67 31 7
887 I'm glad we got the extended warranty with free "in home" service. 1.4275 0.05839 131 88 30 13
888 Well,it was this or his mother was going to move in. 1.4275 0.05939 131 89 28 14
889 It’s an installation piece I bought at the Sotheby’s auction. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
890 I guess everyone wants to work from home these days 1.4274 0.05014 124 75 45 4
891 And he does dishes. 1.4273 0.06255 110 73 27 10
892 The worst part about all this... That's not even Matt. 1.4273 0.06768 110 77 19 14
893 Matt’s a lawyer; this is his dream job. 1.4272 0.06263 103 67 28 8
894 I just love it when he pulls the tranny. 1.4272 0.06413 103 68 26 9
895 His company's remote work policy changed our life. 1.4272 0.06703 103 70 22 11
896 The Ikea car was $6000. Matt is assembling it for only $400,000. And we'll repurpose the hydraulic lift into an adjustable height coffee table. 1.4264 0.05695 129 85 33 11
897 This whole 'work from home' thing isn't for everyone. 1.4261 0.06059 115 76 29 10
898 He’s always liked to work from home. 1.4261 0.06059 115 76 29 10
899 I like to encourage his little hobbies. 1.4261 0.05801 115 74 33 8
900 One good thing about the pandemic is that Matt can work from home. 1.4261 0.05801 115 74 33 8
901 I know a great place for car to table cuisine, and — get this — it has four Michelins 1.4261 0.06305 115 78 25 12
902 You can do ANY job remote these days Gladys 1.4261 0.06305 115 78 25 12
903 Would you care for some lug nuts? 1.4259 0.05765 108 68 34 6
904 Before the pandemic we had no idea he could work from home. 1.4259 0.06337 108 72 26 10
905 We’ve really reconnected since he started working from home. 1.4259 0.05765 108 68 34 6
906 Yes, but it’s SO convenient. 1.4257 0.06027 101 64 31 6
907 Matt was an early adopter of the Work From Home mandate. 1.4255 0.05156 141 90 42 9
908 We feel so fortunate that he can work from home during the pandemic. 1.4252 0.05648 127 88 26 13
909 Oh no, this is much better. His last hobby was chicken farming. 1.4252 0.05536 127 82 36 9
910 It's only until the pandemic is over. 1.4250 0.05757 120 78 33 9
911 It started as a role play fantasy and now... well I don't know how far this is going to go. 1.4250 0.06224 120 82 25 13
912 We're both very happy working at home. 1.4248 0.06133 113 75 28 10
913 Of course, it's not ideal. But it's a two-bedroom with a dishwasher, and you just don't pass that up. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
914 Working from home does have its ups and downs. 1.4237 0.05823 118 77 32 9
915 Matt’s Garage was the silver lining in Matt losing his securities license. 1.4237 0.05569 118 75 36 7
916 We're so fortunate that Matt can work from home. 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
917 our marriage therapist said he should start fixing his problems at home. 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
918 He’s really developing his fine motor skills. 1.4234 0.06078 111 73 29 9
919 I am having a hard time adjusting to Erv working from home. 1.4234 0.05455 137 90 36 11
920 When they advertised home repairs this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.4231 0.06064 104 67 30 7
921 Yes, Matt is still working remotely. I’m just grateful he’s not an aircraft mechanic. 1.4231 0.06509 104 70 24 10
922 It’s hard to find an honest mechanic, so I figured I’d make an honest man out of this one. 1.4231 0.06064 104 67 30 7
923 Matt has just thrown himself into the 'work from home' movement. 1.4228 0.05538 123 79 36 8
924 When Covid hit, we had two choices - no income or he works at home. I gave in. 1.4228 0.05657 123 80 34 9
925 He just enjoys taking them apart. He has no idea how to put back together again. 1.4227 0.06527 97 64 25 8
926 He started with Lego and it went from there… 1.4227 0.06527 97 64 25 8
927 He is studying Garage Mechanics. I hate when he has homework. 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
928 So dedicated, he always takes his work home with him. 1.4224 0.05496 116 73 37 6
929 I’ll wait till his lunch break, then hand him the divorce papers. 1.4224 0.05891 116 76 31 9
930 Over the past few months, I've adapted to having Matt work from home. 1.4224 0.06017 116 77 29 10
931 If only he were a plumber! 1.4222 0.05804 135 92 29 14
932 My husband is still working from home. 1.4220 0.06015 109 71 30 8
933 Sure, the pandemic was rough. but thank God we both could work from home 1.4220 0.06154 109 72 28 9
934 The realtor said it was a two bed, two bath with a garage space 1.4220 0.06424 109 74 24 11
935 No, we’re both still working from home. 1.4216 0.06143 102 66 29 7
936 I actually enjoy my husband working from home. 1.4211 0.05962 114 75 30 9
937 He couldn't just build ships in bottles? 1.4211 0.06462 114 79 22 13
938 Work from home’s really taking a toll 1.4211 0.06451 95 62 26 7
939 Isn’t he precious? He has always loved playing with his cars in the living room. His father and I are just grateful to have him living at home again. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
940 You have to watch him tidy up after work. It’s awesome! 1.4206 0.06374 107 72 25 10
941 Honestly, Cheryl, I’m just glad he’s picked up a hobby! 1.4206 0.05640 107 67 35 5
942 The only problem he can’t seem to fix is how to get it out the door. 1.4206 0.06645 107 74 21 12
943 We were just saying we absolutely love what you’ve done with the garage, Matt. 1.4202 0.05403 119 75 38 6
944 and the gas pumps in the kitchen are just darling! 1.4200 0.06694 100 68 22 10
945 I had no idea you were zoned ‘home auto repair!’ 1.4200 0.06843 100 69 20 11
946 My most recent art purchase comments on the American working class. 1.4200 0.06225 100 65 28 7
947 Honey, I don’t think we need to work from home anymore. 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
948 I wish he'd go back to stamp collecting 1.4196 0.05900 112 73 31 8
949 We finally cleaned the garage. 1.4196 0.06422 112 77 23 12
950 He seemed nice, so I offered him a lift 1.4196 0.05900 112 73 31 8
951 He’s really leaning into the masterclass subscription. 1.4196 0.05900 112 73 31 8
952 Isn't it amazing what you can order online nowadays? 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
953 Matt has really taken this 'Work-from-Home' ethos to heart. 1.4190 0.06600 105 72 22 11
954 I asked if he would drop in and take a look at my car. 1.4190 0.06169 105 69 28 8
955 And then I said, "Whoa, put on the brakes, big guy !" 1.4188 0.06218 117 80 25 12
956 I love that he has a hobby! 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
957 The hard part was a right turn from the kitchen. 1.4184 0.06945 98 68 19 11
958 He said it was easier than fixing our relationship. 1.4182 0.05537 110 69 36 5
959 We save on commuting but the vacuuming's a pain 1.4182 0.05972 110 72 30 8
960 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I suggested he work from home. 1.4182 0.05972 110 77 22 11
961 Now that he has a home office, I see much more of him. 1.4182 0.05831 110 71 32 7
962 Matt gets so much more done working at home. 1.4182 0.06110 110 73 28 9
963 It's so convenient that Matt now works from home. 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
964 He's very handy with the lubricant. 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
965 Towing is so pre-pandemic. 1.4175 0.06401 103 69 25 9
966 I’ll go get us some fresh scones from the vending machine. 1.4175 0.05938 103 66 31 6
967 He likes the flexibility of working at home. 1.4174 0.05921 115 76 30 9
968 I think house calls work better for doctors. 1.4174 0.04619 115 77 32 6
969 We started him on Legos and Tonkas but he quickly got bored with that... 1.4173 0.05296 127 81 39 7
970 I’m sick of Zoom. I wanted some live DYI. 1.4167 0.06327 120 84 22 14
971 He's so much neater than my last roommate. 1.4167 0.06102 120 82 26 12
972 Oh he took the work at home option seriously when the pandemic hit. 1.4167 0.06462 108 74 23 11
973 Believe it or not, he was working from home before COVID. 1.4167 0.06567 96 64 24 8
974 And in the spare bedroom we’re planning a car wash. 1.4158 0.06640 101 69 22 10
975 He's the take his work home type. 1.4158 0.06014 101 65 30 6
976 This “working from home” is getting a little out of hand 1.4158 0.06489 101 68 24 9
977 i never should have told him to go get a hobby. 1.4158 0.05847 101 64 32 5
978 Matt working from home has actually been great. It really takes the awkwardness out of the silence. 1.4153 0.05936 118 79 29 10
979 Our marriage is getting much better mileage now. 1.4151 0.06124 106 70 28 8
980 WFH made life so much simpler for us. And it looks like Matt will finish your car shortly, may I refresh your tea? 1.4151 0.06124 106 70 28 8
981 This is not what I agreed to when he asked if he could work from home! 1.4151 0.05823 106 68 32 6
982 I don't know. I just thought he needed a lift. 1.4151 0.06685 106 74 20 12
983 You mean the rental came with in-house auto services?? 1.4149 0.06490 94 62 25 7
984 Matt's decided he really prefers working from home. 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
985 What's odd? 1.4149 0.06664 94 63 23 8
986 It's so rare to find someone who still makes house calls. 1.4144 0.06067 111 74 28 9
987 Yes, Mildred,... they call it a "Pop Up" Garage! 1.4144 0.06067 111 74 28 9
988 Working remotely has its ups and downs. 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
989 Everybody is working from home these days 1.4144 0.05647 111 71 34 6
990 This is a sixth floor walk-up -- you think I have my own parking space? 1.4144 0.05349 111 69 38 4
991 Honey, I hope we are not being too loud " 1.4144 0.05647 111 71 34 6
992 We were going to get a dog but this is more practical 1.4141 0.06423 99 66 25 8
993 Yes, Matt's fortunate to have a job he can do just as well at home. 1.4141 0.06260 99 65 27 7
994 The coffee here is excellent, isn’t it? 1.4141 0.06260 99 65 27 7
995 I think he’s adjusting quite well to his retirement. 1.4141 0.06423 99 66 25 8
996 When we heard they did house calls that cinched it for us 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
997 Well, it’s alot better than when he worked for the bus company. 1.4138 0.05881 116 77 30 9
998 His boss lets him work from home on Thursdays and Fridays 1.4138 0.06131 116 79 26 11
999 Matt’s waiting room has all the comforts of home “. 1.4135 0.06497 104 71 23 10
1000 He also does a marvelous soufle 1.4135 0.06203 104 69 27 8
1001 It’s going so well he wants to add a quick lube service in the den. 1.4135 0.06051 104 68 29 7
1002 The deal was, if had a vegetable garden and chickens in the backyard, he could take space for one of his hobbies! 1.4135 0.06203 104 69 27 8
1003 He really thinks we will get the reality show this time 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
1004 He said it’s this or he grows the beard back. I made my choice. 1.4130 0.06938 92 63 20 9
1005 Isn’t it exquisite? The auctioneer described it as “ New American Realism “. I simply had to have it 1.4128 0.06545 109 76 21 12
1006 It’s not so bad. My first husband was a taxidermist who did his work in the kitchen. 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
1007 I thought it was a dating app, then it all went very quickly. 1.4128 0.06143 109 73 27 9
1008 Matt’s decided to continue working from home two days a week. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
1009 You’ll probably have to stay for dinner, too. 1.4124 0.05998 97 62 30 5
1010 When he said he'd bring his work home, I thought they were just going to meet on Zoom... 1.4123 0.05819 114 75 31 8
1011 I do wish he'd stop bringing his work home, though. 1.4123 0.05752 114 77 28 9
1012 I knew we should have been suspicious when they said they come to your home. 1.4123 0.05951 114 76 29 9
1013 He just really commits to our role playing. 1.4123 0.06080 114 77 27 10
1014 I encouraged him to get a hobby. 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
1015 Instead of wedding vows, we took out an extended warranty. 1.4118 0.06876 102 72 18 12
1016 Do you know how hard it is to find a good mechanic that does house calls these days? 1.4118 0.04948 136 86 44 6
1017 Once you get hooked on working from home it’s all over. 1.4118 0.06286 102 68 26 8
1018 He's been a lot more relaxed since working from home." 1.4118 0.06130 102 67 28 7
1019 This way, I can be sure I’m not overcharged! 1.4112 0.06222 107 72 26 9
1020 Well, working at home isn't for everyone... 1.4112 0.06765 107 76 18 13
1021 Matt has no trouble working remotely as long as it’s not Zoom. 1.4112 0.05781 107 69 32 6
1022 At the start of the pandemic he bought a book called “Home Auto Repairs,” and then one thing just led to another. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
1023 It started with the dishwasher and he kind of took off from there. 1.4111 0.06495 90 59 25 6
1024 He's the only one in the Yellow Pages who makes house calls. 1.4107 0.06156 112 76 26 10
1025 Isn’t this great. I only needed an oil change. 1.4105 0.06608 95 64 23 8
1026 And don't mention it to your guy, but no more 'stopping off for one beer' on the way home. It's a marriage game changer. 1.4105 0.06078 95 61 29 5
1027 In the dining room he’s a forensic pathologist. Don’t go in there. 1.4105 0.06775 95 65 21 9
1028 Living in a motor home requires some adjustments. 1.4105 0.06775 95 65 21 9
1029 Is your husband working from home too? 1.4103 0.06088 117 80 26 11
1030 You really can order in anything these days 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
1031 It costs less than cable. 1.4100 0.06528 100 68 23 9
1032 He refuses to wear a mask, so he's working at home now. 1.4100 0.06046 100 65 29 6
1033 Carol, maybe you should pump the brakes on this relationship… 1.4100 0.06831 100 70 19 11
1034 I love the homey feel you gave to Matt's office. 1.4095 0.06006 105 69 29 7
1035 This racket is driving me crazy - let's finish our tea in the garage. 1.4091 0.06366 110 76 23 11
1036 Working from home is going about as well as you’d imagine. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
1037 We were about to be evicted when the landlord's car broke down. 1.4091 0.06234 110 75 25 10
1038 Now that Matt's working from home we're able to eat dinner an hour earlier. 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
1039 It all started with putting together that Barbie car for Susan’s 7th birthday. 1.4087 0.05910 115 77 29 9
1040 You know Matt, he just loves to tinker around. 1.4086 0.06706 93 63 22 8
1041 Matt swore he’d prove that the white shirt crowd was not the only ones who could work from home during the Pandemic. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
1042 It was hard when Matt first started working from home, but I've learned the smell of used motor oil is the smell of money. 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
1043 Matt was home schooled. 1.4083 0.06092 120 83 25 12
1044 It's my fault, really. I told him he needed a hobby after he retired. 1.4082 0.05952 98 63 30 5
1045 It keeps him busy and out of the kitchen 1.4082 0.06932 98 69 18 11
1046 Look on the bright side, now you can write off the house on your taxes! 1.4082 0.06295 98 65 26 7
1047 When you said you were getting lubed up in your living room, I had something else in mind! 1.4082 0.06932 98 69 18 11
1048 And how about you, Matt? Have you seen "Hamilton"? 1.4080 0.06127 125 88 23 14
1049 Oh just ignore Matt, he's just going through a midlife crisis. 1.4080 0.05217 125 85 31 9
1050 I guess I'll have to pick up after him! 1.4078 0.06237 103 69 26 8
1051 It was weird at the beginning of COVID, but now I can't imagine ever going to an auto shop again. 1.4078 0.06237 103 69 26 8
1052 Thanks to You Tube we no longer have to go to the dealership for routine maintenance.” 1.4078 0.05924 103 67 30 6
1053 So hard to find one that makes house calls. 1.4074 0.05889 108 71 30 7
1054 I can’t get him to take off his shoes in the house 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
1055 I MOSTLY love that he's working from home... 1.4074 0.06034 108 72 28 8
1056 We pay extra for the concierge service, but it’s so worth it. 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
1057 You should see what our bedroom looks like. 1.4071 0.05427 113 72 36 5
1058 His ad said "mobile car repair" but I didn't realize it meant "in-home service." 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
1059 I'd like to check "his" drive shaft. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
1060 He's going through a mid living room crisis. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
1061 Its backseat is where we first dated. 1.4066 0.06626 91 61 23 7
1062 It’s so busy he’s bringing the brake jobs home on weekends. 1.4066 0.07157 91 64 17 10
1063 Yes, since Matt's been working from home I’ve been able to really understand the nuts and bolts of his business. 1.4066 0.06808 91 62 21 8
1064 Well, you said you want him to work from home. 1.4066 0.06439 91 60 25 6
1065 I wish Matt wouldn't bring his work home with him. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
1066 It’s just a little side hustle. 1.4062 0.06209 96 63 27 6
1067 Let’s address the automobile in the room 1.4062 0.06718 96 66 21 9
1068 We're still working on our work-life alignment. 1.4059 0.06321 101 68 25 8
1069 His working from home has been a challenge 1.4059 0.06476 101 69 23 9
1070 So how's that new cleaning woman of yours working out? 1.4057 0.06398 106 73 23 10
1071 Since the Pandemic, I never have to worry when he calls to say "I'm working late" 1.4057 0.06110 106 71 27 8
1072 Don't worry, he's gotten his booster shot. 1.4054 0.06054 111 75 27 9
1073 Well, everyone's working from home these days. 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
1074 yes,we see a lot more of each other now that he works from home 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
1075 Matt’s been so much happier since he started working from home. 1.4052 0.06120 116 80 25 11
1076 Yes, the listing said "attached garage," but still .... 1.4052 0.06477 116 83 19 14
1077 Time for a brake ,Matt? 1.4052 0.05996 116 79 27 10
1078 Don’t ever send the message “auto-correct” to your husband! 1.4052 0.06241 116 81 23 12
1079 I wanted to go for a more industrial look for the living room 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
1080 I told him to get a stay at home job. 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
1081 Just be patient, Madge, some of these male strippers take the role playing very seriously. 1.4045 0.06914 89 61 20 8
1082 No, baking sourdough bread was last week. 1.4043 0.06648 94 64 22 8
1083 I used to have him on speed dial, but this is much more convenient. 1.4043 0.06984 94 66 18 10
1084 You should see him in the kitchen! 1.4040 0.05906 99 64 30 5
1085 He often brings work home 1.4040 0.06078 99 65 28 6
1086 George's company has implemented a new 'Work from Home' policy. 1.4040 0.06722 99 69 20 10
1087 we are so much closer now that Matt is working from home 1.4040 0.06567 99 68 22 9
1088 I know it's messy, but it helps to pay the rent. 1.4040 0.05906 99 64 30 5
1089 This way I know where he is all the time 1.4038 0.05719 104 67 32 5
1090 I know he over-chrages women, but this waiting room is to die for. 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
1091 It’s nice we both get to work from home. 1.4038 0.06903 104 75 16 13
1092 He tinkers. That’s what I love about him. 1.4038 0.06339 104 71 24 9
1093 Matt is adapting well to his company's work from home policy. 1.4038 0.06484 104 72 22 10
1094 Ugh, supply chain disruptions… we’ve waited 3 months for the ‘Matt’s Living Room’ overalls 1.4038 0.06627 104 73 20 11
1095 The Airbnb listing specified no cats! But they didn't say anything about cars. 1.4038 0.06037 104 69 28 7
1096 I have to admit, I thought he wouldn't like working from home. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
1097 It’s something he always dreamed of but never had a chance to do during his whole career as a lawyer. And our neighborhood doesn’t allow that kind of thing outside! 1.4037 0.05846 109 72 30 7
1098 Yeah, they zoned this as Mixed Use for some reason. 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
1099 He just loves working from home! 1.4035 0.06195 114 79 24 11
1100 Been here since March, 2020. He calls it "remotor working." 1.4035 0.06068 114 78 26 10
1101 Ha, I thought the problem was in the suspension. 1.4035 0.04780 114 74 36 4
1102 When I saw what my husband did to our living room, I broke down. 1.4035 0.06906 114 85 12 17
1103 Relax Martha, everyone’s working from home these days 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1104 Because now our mortgage is a tax write-off, and it’s a great conversation starter. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1105 At first I thought he was carrying the "work at home" bit too far, but he turned the garage into an Airbnb and we're making a fortune. 1.4023 0.06217 87 56 27 4
1106 The living room isn't the only place he's a mechanic, if you catch my drift. 1.4022 0.07093 92 65 17 10
1107 I knew he was the one as soon as he told me he was handy around the house! 1.4022 0.06568 92 62 23 7
1108 Behold, the wheels coming off our relationship. 1.4022 0.06748 92 63 21 8
1109 Yeah, I still don't trust him. 1.4021 0.07129 97 70 15 12
1110 Matt has finally moved on from Legos! 1.4021 0.06498 97 66 23 8
1111 Our marriage counselor suggested we each get a home hobby. Mine is cleaning. 1.4020 0.06574 102 71 21 10
1112 They do all their work in-house. 1.4019 0.06209 107 73 25 9
1113 And for $50 more, he'll bare his chest and do a little dance. 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
1114 We’re so lucky his boss lets him work from home now. 1.4019 0.05918 107 71 29 7
1115 Pandemic aside, it’s been great to have him working from home. 1.4019 0.06349 107 74 23 10
1116 It was a TV when he started 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
1117 His work-life balance has really improved since he began working from home. 1.4018 0.06400 112 79 21 12
1118 Not having to commute to work has been a huge timesaver. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
1119 Reminds me of when he was little and left Legos everywhere. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
1120 With Covid,we're doing more things at home these days. 1.4000 0.06281 90 59 26 5
1121 I'm his favorite customer ! 1.4000 0.05837 105 69 30 6
1122 We’re so much closer since he started working from home. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
1123 He's so much happier than when he was building ships in bottles. 1.4000 0.06419 95 64 24 7
1124 Matt seems happier working at home, but he still doesn't pick up after himself. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
1125 He's really taken this 'work from home' advice to heart. 1.4000 0.06759 95 66 20 9
1126 He doesn't know a thing about cars but look at how cute he is in those overalls. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
1127 Matt said he'd rather work from home. 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
1128 Talk about in home service. 1.4000 0.05837 105 69 30 6
1129 If he doesn’t clean up, he doesn’t get paid. 1.4000 0.06513 100 69 22 9
1130 Working from home has certainly been an adjustment for Matt. 1.4000 0.06142 105 71 26 8
1131 I guess I got spoiled after my gynecologist starting making house calls. 1.4000 0.06963 100 72 16 12
1132 We both decided it’d be a good idea to start working from home 1.4000 0.06963 100 72 16 12
1133 Some demonstrations are best left on you tube. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
1134 I'm so happy he can still work from home. 1.4000 0.06419 95 64 24 7
1135 He loves working at home, and tele garage just didn't work for him. 1.4000 0.06221 110 76 24 10
1136 At least now I know where he is 1.4000 0.06085 110 75 26 9
1137 That's true, but we are so much closer since Matt's been working from home. 1.4000 0.05837 105 69 30 6
1138 We've been 'fixing my car' for seventeen happy years. 1.4000 0.06941 85 58 20 7
1139 Well, he still brings his work home with him, but I'm glad he no longer works for the zoo. 1.4000 0.06356 100 68 24 8
1140 I did win, you know. At one point, this was all headed to our bedroom" 1.4000 0.06851 90 62 20 8
1141 You drive a sedan? 1.4000 0.06923 95 67 18 10
1142 I should never have given away his Legos. 1.4000 0.06061 95 62 28 5
1143 Saved the towing fee. 1.4000 0.06030 100 66 28 6
1144 Matt really takes working from home to a whole new level. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1145 Here in our living room Matt doesn’t have to wear a mask while he’s working. 1.3982 0.05413 113 73 35 5
1146 Are you sure he's fixing the wifi? 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
1147 1. Yes, Matt's working from home now. 1.3981 0.06369 108 78 18 12
1148 The bylaws keep him from using power tools. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
1149 He prefers to work from home where he isn't responsible for cleanup 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
1150 The smog inspection is not my favorite. 1.3981 0.06162 108 74 25 9
1151 At first I was excited when his new job let him work from home 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
1152 And I get a free oil and carpet change." 1.3981 0.06020 108 73 27 8
1153 His company went fully remote 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
1154 Is there anything sexier than a man at home with tools? 1.3981 0.05909 103 68 29 6
1155 Now if I could just get my doctor to make house calls. 1.3981 0.06521 103 72 21 10
1156 Oh, but we save so much on rent 1.3981 0.06068 103 69 27 7
1157 He doesn't miss the commute. 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
1158 On the plus side, we get to write-off half our mortgage now that Matt works from home… 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
1159 The rent is cheap, and free car repairs! 1.3980 0.06606 98 68 21 9
1160 ... home office... tax purposes. 1.3980 0.06279 98 66 25 7
1161 He's taken working at home to a whole new level. 1.3977 0.06959 88 61 19 8
1162 A little to the left, hun. 1.3977 0.06959 88 61 19 8
1163 He may not be everyone's first pick, but I know a fixer-upper when I see one. 1.3967 0.05180 121 78 38 5
1164 We’re lucky! NOBODY makes house calls anymore! 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1165 I think you need a different wrench for that. 1.3964 0.06306 111 78 22 11
1166 I think he's taken the 'work from home' thing too seriously. 1.3964 0.05620 111 73 32 6
1167 Working from home has really helped his work / life balance. 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
1168 Matt's been really taking remote work in stride. 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
1169 Matt! How many times? Use a coaster! 1.3962 0.06793 106 77 16 13
1170 You can have anything delivered these days. 1.3962 0.05794 106 70 30 6
1171 And I picked up scrapbooking 1.3962 0.06242 106 73 24 9
1172 Actually, he's a lawyer but he does this to de-stress. 1.3962 0.05794 106 70 30 6
1173 Matt calls it the living vroom. 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
1174 He’s turned the shop into a brewery, but he doesn’t want to let his old customers down. 1.3960 0.05816 101 66 30 5
1175 A weekly tune up in the living room has been great for our marriage. 1.3960 0.06147 101 68 26 7
1176 Didn't Matt do a great job decorating his garage! 1.3960 0.05816 101 66 30 5
1177 No, that's Larry. Matt's out in the garage. 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
1178 I chose to remodel so my Matty could work from home. 1.3958 0.06191 96 64 26 6
1179 He asked me if I wanted a lift. 1.3958 0.06536 96 66 22 8
1180 Sure he makes house calls, but he really gets you on labor and parts. 1.3956 0.06227 91 60 26 5
1181 It's a home-study course. 1.3956 0.06420 91 61 24 6
1182 The therapist we're seeing was right. Our marriage did need a tune-up. 1.3956 0.06028 91 59 28 4
1183 The boss said he's more productive than ever 1.3956 0.06967 91 64 18 9
1184 It really ties the room together 1.3956 0.06967 91 64 18 9
1185 I said I need a lift home--not a lift at home. 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1186 I LOVE to see a man working in the house 1.3953 0.06674 86 58 22 6
1187 I’m just happy I didn’t marry a butcher. 1.3953 0.06466 86 57 24 5
1188 Hank has really taken that COVID "work from home" concept to an extreme. 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
1189 See, I told you! They come to you! 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
1190 'Find a hobby' they said. 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
1191 And they still give you a loaner 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
1192 When he told me he was bringing his work home, this wasn't what I envisioned. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
1193 Everybody is joining the work from home craze" 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
1194 Well,sure,the open floor plan takes some getting used to. 1.3942 0.05864 104 69 29 6
1195 His boss has been very good about letting people work @home. 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
1196 Yes, but, he is VERY good with his hands! 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
1197 They're very reasonable, and they make house calls. Who even does that anymore? 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
1198 All his customers are working from home--so he decided to give it a try 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
1199 Working from home has given us ups and downs. 1.3939 0.07749 66 45 16 5
1200 I intended the printed coveralls to be a joke, but they seem to have emboldened him. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
1201 I'll be so glad when this whole "working from home" thing is over! 1.3939 0.06061 99 66 27 6
1202 Geez-Louise, can you believe that everyone is working at home now? 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
1203 We never thought work at home was possible until Matt lost the garage in a poker game. 1.3939 0.05527 99 63 33 3
1204 I finally took advantage of those incessant car warranty calls! 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
1205 I keep telling him not to bring his work home, but he just can't help it. 1.3936 0.06276 94 63 25 6
1206 Later he's going to grease my monkey. 1.3936 0.06631 94 65 21 8
1207 You get used to it. 1.3936 0.07130 94 68 15 11
1208 With everyone WFH now, I’m so glad I didn’t marry a proctologist! 1.3933 0.06895 89 62 19 8
1209 WHEN I TOLD HIM I WISHED HE COULD WORK FROM HOME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D TAKE IT QUITE SO LITERALLY. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1210 And if our ratings through Car BnB are high enough, we could expect to have mechanics in our living room almost every day of the month! 1.3929 0.05360 112 75 31 6
1211 He has adapted well to working from home 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1212 I love what you've done to the flat 1.3929 0.06987 84 58 19 7
1213 Yes, working from home can be a little messy. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
1214 He’s been looking for an annoying little rattle that bothered me. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
1215 He likes working at home. 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
1216 I thought we hired a stripper? 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
1217 Wasn't working-from-home supposed to be an online thing? 1.3922 0.05937 102 68 28 6
1218 Matt offered all his mechanics the work-at-home option. 1.3922 0.06098 102 69 26 7
1219 I wish he knew as much about fixing a relationship. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
1220 Is it legal? It's not even physically possible. 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
1221 On Saturday nights, we make out in the car and the kids can't get to us. 1.3918 0.05963 97 64 28 5
1222 After the lockdown Matt decided he preferred to continue working from home. 1.3913 0.06729 92 64 20 8
1223 Matt’s pandemic hobby turned out to be good business… let me offer you an extended warranty 1.3913 0.06365 92 62 24 6
1224 This way, when I need service, I get it in a jiffy 1.3909 0.05494 110 72 33 5
1225 Auto shop. I’m so proud he does his homework. 1.3909 0.05790 110 74 29 7
1226 The pandemic has allowed Matt to finally work from home. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
1227 If you have time for another cup of tea, Matt will change your oil and detail your car as well. 1.3908 0.06195 87 57 26 4
1228 As long as the car is up, the neighbor downstairs doesn't complain. 1.3906 0.05230 128 85 36 7
1229 I'll admit I wasn't crazy about him working from home at first, but I've gotten used to the company... and the pneumatic drill 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
1230 He says he's more productive when he Works From Home. 1.3905 0.06274 105 73 23 9
1231 On the plus side, he's had more luck with this approach than he had trying to do it via Zoom. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
1232 Well,Google Maps said it was the closest. 1.3902 0.07312 82 58 16 8
1233 Your husband has taken this work from home a little to far.. 1.3900 0.06013 100 67 27 6
1234 The great part is, it's all cleaned up by cocktail hour. 1.3900 0.05842 100 66 29 5
1235 It started when I got him a Matchbox collection for his 40th birthday! 1.3900 0.06340 100 69 23 8
1236 "He was my mechanic, now he's my husband." 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
1237 I guess the Delta variant scuttled Matt’s Garage’s reopening plans? 1.3900 0.05667 100 65 31 4
1238 Between apartment rent and the maintenance costs on my old car, this was the best solution. 1.3895 0.06224 95 64 25 6
1239 We're doing an adult video later, so he's really getting into character. 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
1240 It’s the latest from IKEA. 1.3895 0.06742 95 67 19 9
1241 I can't get past Mort Gerberg's car balancing on three wheels." 1.3895 0.06906 95 68 17 10
1242 Matt felt that he too deserved to work from home 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
1243 He’s still working remotely. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
1244 Now, he's home every night. 1.3894 0.05542 113 75 32 6
1245 On the upside, he hasn't missed a day of work. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
1246 this dealership has made its waiting room so like home 1.3894 0.06214 113 80 22 11
1247 When they said “service like you get at home” we had no idea. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
1248 He's so much happier since he's been working at home. 1.3889 0.06832 90 63 19 8
1249 When he said he was a 'Mechanical Performance Artist' I thought he meant something else! 1.3889 0.05398 108 70 34 4
1250 He's a home-schooled mechanic 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
1251 We converted the garage. 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
1252 Then at 6 o’clock he makes me a Sidecar. 1.3883 0.06358 103 72 22 9
1253 We call it the "Make a Living" room. 1.3883 0.06506 103 73 20 10
1254 To think, it all started with sourdough…. 1.3883 0.06206 103 71 24 8
1255 I didn't even need to bring it to the shop. 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
1256 I just want to know why he's examining the brakes when I complained about a bad fuel injector. 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
1257 It's either here or having to drive to Queens. 1.3882 0.06714 85 58 21 6
1258 It's not much of a garage,but this waiting room is very nice. 1.3882 0.06502 85 57 23 5
1259 ever since George left, I’ve needed a man around the house. The car repairs are a bonus. 1.3878 0.06261 98 67 24 7
1260 I told him he could do whatever he wants with his half of the room. 1.3875 0.07225 80 56 17 7
1261 Yes, I sometimes regret asking for full transparency in overseeing the work. 1.3875 0.07225 80 56 17 7
1262 Oh, after the oil change, he disassembles it to get it out the door. 1.3875 0.07225 80 56 17 7
1263 It all began when he stopped by and asked me if I wanted a lift. 1.3875 0.07225 80 56 17 7
1264 This "working from home" is getting out of hand. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1265 When I first met Matt, he mentioned he had a side hobby. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1266 When there's a mechanic in the living room, you can't pretend he isn't there. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
1267 He gets a lot more female customers since he decorated the waiting room. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
1268 We enclosed the garage to give us more living space. 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
1269 He just loves working remotely. 1.3871 0.06492 93 64 22 7
1270 It' so convenient but clean-up's a bitch. 1.3871 0.06122 93 62 26 5
1271 That's my son: he loves working from home! 1.3871 0.06310 93 63 24 6
1272 One of the upgrades about working from home is the waiting room. 1.3871 0.05928 93 61 28 4
1273 Matt has taken working from home to a whole new level, 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
1274 It's been so nice to have Matt work from home. 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
1275 I know, I know, he shouldn’t bring his work home with him. I just appreciate him being here. 1.3866 0.06098 119 85 22 12
1276 it started as a bit of a hobby but turned into something else when the monogrammed mechanic overalls came on the scene. 1.3864 0.06552 88 60 22 6
1277 It was so convenient when the windshield repair people came to our home, I thought, "Why not?" 1.3864 0.06939 88 62 18 8
1278 There you go again, showing your nuts in front of company! 1.3864 0.07125 88 63 16 9
1279 I don’t think Matt has found a good work life-balance ever since he’s been working at home. 1.3864 0.06748 88 61 20 7
1280 Matt is vaccinated, but he is still working from home. 1.3864 0.07306 88 64 14 10
1281 It’s amazing who’s making house calls these days! 1.3861 0.05260 101 64 35 2
1282 We can deduct the rent as business expense! 1.3861 0.05445 101 65 33 3
1283 It's a Banksy. 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
1284 When I asked Matt to bring over his big tool—this isn’t what I meant. 1.3855 0.07239 83 59 16 8
1285 Matt working from home has been a mixed blessing 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
1286 I cheat on him once! 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
1287 At least it’s only the compact cars in the living room. 1.3854 0.06172 96 65 25 6
1288 And just like that the pottery wheel was packed away and out came all this…he really commits to a new hobby… 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
1289 Due to Covid he chose to work at home. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1290 I’m glad his hobby keeps him home. 1.3852 0.05515 122 83 31 8
1291 Matt has been working from home since this pandemic started. 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
1292 Working from home is the new normal. 1.3846 0.06081 104 74 21 9
1293 The hard part was building a ramp to the 16th floor. 1.3846 0.07122 91 66 15 10
1294 Since Covid, Matt has insisted upon working at home. 1.3846 0.06206 91 61 25 5
1295 Matt had to widen the front door, but otherwise working from home's been a breeze. 1.3846 0.06399 91 62 23 6
1296 Despite his dedication, he’s actually a terrible mechanic. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
1297 Messy?!? He used to be a large-animal veterinarian! 1.3846 0.06770 91 64 19 8
1298 What I love about Matt is his tolerance of my entertaining guests. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
1299 It could be worse, at least he's not a proctologist working from home! 1.3846 0.07122 91 66 15 10
1300 He won't stop bragging about his new remote work life tire balance. 1.3846 0.06948 91 65 17 9
1301 He only works from home part of the week now, so it’s really not that bad 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
1302 He has no plans to go back to the office. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
1303 It's a new relationship Hilda, I'm trying to be supportive. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
1304 Great coffee here, you should see the amenities in 'Steve's Garage,' down the street! 1.3837 0.07242 86 62 15 9
1305 Matt lost business working from home with Zoom; plus, who uses their living room anyway? 1.3837 0.06442 86 58 23 5
1306 It's makes a bigger mess than golf, but he's home on the weekends. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1307 Like everyone else, Matt decided to work from home. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1308 I guess he hasn’t found its chip yet 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
1309 Everyone's working from home now. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
1310 'Oh, I know, but doesn't your husband bring work home too?' 1.3830 0.05476 94 60 32 2
1311 Working from home, we're saving the overhead on the shop. 1.3830 0.05879 94 62 28 4
1312 I’ll admit, I was skeptical at first, but now that he’s working from home, we’ve had more time for us 1.3830 0.06070 94 63 26 5
1313 Honey, I said 'break up,' not 'brake up' 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
1314 Well, with Covid and all, everyone's working from home these days. 1.3826 0.05466 115 77 32 6
1315 It was either going to be a garage or a shooting range--this seemed safer. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
1316 We also have a vet that makes house calls. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
1317 He's using a 4/5ths instead of a 7/8ths, bless him 1.3824 0.07563 68 47 16 5
1318 Ya, the 'always knowing where he is' thing, isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.3824 0.05404 102 66 33 3
1319 About 28 years. Why do you ask? 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
1320 He promised me he’ll stop working from home once this one is back together. 1.3824 0.05752 102 68 29 5
1321 It's been great having Matt work from home during COVID, but it has involved a few adjustments. 1.3820 0.06086 89 59 26 4
1322 Yes, it was a bit of an ordeal to get the lift past the coop board. But it's been so worth it. 1.3820 0.06086 89 59 26 4
1323 And once the car is off it makes a great dining room table. 1.3820 0.06292 89 60 24 5
1324 Matt thinks WFH is here to stay. I think I’m filing for divorce. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
1325 Well I told him to take up a hobby.... 1.3820 0.05873 89 58 28 3
1326 He’s working from home now, you know. 1.3820 0.06874 89 63 18 8
1327 You’re right - this IS the nicest waiting room in town. 1.3820 0.06492 89 61 22 6
1328 It's noisy and messy, but them's the brakes. 1.3820 0.06686 89 62 20 7
1329 High ceilings really do add value to a home. 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1330 Matt thinks that working from home is a great idea.. 1.3814 0.06294 97 67 23 7
1331 I just can't do the waiting room at Meineke. 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
1332 It is hard to believe but, we also get roadside assistance, towing and car rental coverage. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
1333 The IRS said we couldn’t write off the garage as a ‘home office’. 1.3810 0.07167 84 60 16 8
1334 This is so much better than when he was bringing home prostitutes. 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1335 Don’t you love this open floor plan 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1336 He's gotten more hands-on since retiring. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
1337 I'm so glad Matt can work from home! 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
1338 I really don't mind if Matt brings his work home with him. 1.3804 0.06529 92 64 21 7
1339 He loves working from home now. 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
1340 He said it would be uplifting if I let him work from home. 1.3804 0.06343 92 63 23 6
1341 the car broke on the way to the kitchen 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
1342 You should see the craft room. 1.3800 0.05822 100 67 28 5
1343 It IS embarrassing. His name is actually Felix! 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
1344 I’ve named him employee of the month 18 straight times now 1.3800 0.06159 100 69 24 7
1345 He's here a lot more when he brings his work home! 1.3797 0.06057 79 51 26 2
1346 I love work. I can sit and watch it for hours. 1.3796 0.06541 108 79 17 12
1347 Our doctor stopped house calls years ago, but Matt is a gem! 1.3793 0.06589 87 60 21 6
1348 Matt's takes working from home really seriously - you know, because of the pandemic and all that. 1.3793 0.06170 87 58 25 4
1349 The pandemic hasn't changed anything. He always worked from home. 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
1350 Oh you can learn almost anything on YouTube! 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
1351 At least he’s not a butcher 1.3793 0.06789 87 61 19 7
1352 When he first told me he was going to buy a car from IKEA, I thought he was crazy. 1.3786 0.06776 103 76 15 12
1353 Since the pandemic he is working from home 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
1354 Better this than letting him change the baby. 1.3786 0.05873 103 70 27 6
1355 Our relationship has really flourished since we've been working from home. 1.3784 0.05285 111 73 34 4
1356 No,Madge…MOMA calls this an “installation”. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
1357 When he’s done, I get a personal “tune up” for no extra charge. 1.3780 0.06409 82 55 23 4
1358 It's messy, but it's less annoying than the constant zoom calls. 1.3780 0.06409 82 55 23 4
1359 On the bright side, I always know where he is. 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
1360 No he hasn’t always worked from home, why do you ask? 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1361 It's all about the transmission, really. 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
1362 It's tricky when he has to do a test drive through the hallway. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
1363 Yes, clutters the room a bit, but now we can have lunch together every day." 1.3778 0.06237 90 61 24 5
1364 Our therapist told us to compromise when we remodeled this room. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
1365 It's an open-concept garage. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
1366 They really believe in the saying from the comfort of your living room 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
1367 The upside is that for the first time in years we can have lunch together. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1368 It started with bikes. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1369 I accidentally downloaded the "Lift" app. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1370 He was going cabin crazy shut in during the epidemic till he started watching "Jay Leno's Garage". Well, need I say more! 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1371 Wait 'til he sees what I got him for Christmas. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
1372 I was afraid this would happen. He's completely used to working from home now. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1373 He always looked forward to retiring. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
1374 Sorry for the mess. Matt's working at home today. 1.3772 0.05487 114 77 31 6
1375 With every birthday,the toys have been getting bigger! 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
1376 It's called "Retirement". 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
1377 You didn't need that wheel back, did you? 1.3766 0.06414 77 51 23 3
1378 I'm so lucky Matt makes house calls. 1.3766 0.07404 77 55 15 7
1379 Fortunately, Matt still offers a remote option for all employees. 1.3766 0.07169 77 54 17 6
1380 Triple-A never did house calls. 1.3766 0.06927 77 53 19 5
1381 You should see the place when he cooks. 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
1382 Not really. It’s the next logical step in home delivery. 1.3765 0.06368 85 60 19 6
1383 Isn't Prime wonderful? 1.3765 0.06896 85 60 18 7
1384 Ever since the Pandemic - Matt's been able to work from home. 1.3765 0.06477 85 58 22 5
1385 See Linda, this is the only way I can know exactly what I'm paying for. 1.3765 0.06029 85 56 26 3
1386 This way I get the whole garage for my teacup collection. 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1387 Happens every time the check engine light comes on 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
1388 I invited him to look under my hood, but I didn’t mean it THAT way. 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1389 He's still at Goldman Sachs - this is just his side hustle 1.3762 0.06426 101 72 20 9
1390 It was easy. I used the Instacar app. 1.3762 0.05777 101 68 28 5
1391 I love a guy who’s handy around the house. 1.3761 0.05392 117 79 32 6
1392 He says, if you can get a ship in a bottle, you can get a car in the living room. 1.3750 0.06325 88 60 23 5
1393 He keeps bringing his work home. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
1394 Of course he wants you to stay for dinner, Mother! 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1395 If I didn't know better, I'd swear he's ENJOYING the pandemic. 1.3750 0.07415 80 58 14 8
1396 I guess you really can order anything online these days. 1.3750 0.06725 88 62 19 7
1397 It not only let him work remotely,it makes changing the bulbs for the recessed lighting in the ceiling so much easier! 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
1398 Could be worse. Imagine he was a mortician? 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1399 Matt's always been a Stay at Home guy. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1400 Your car is fixed. He just needs to take it apart to get it out the door 1.3750 0.07415 80 58 14 8
1401 Ask him to dry the dishes, forget it. But put a wrench in his hand... 1.3750 0.06975 80 56 18 6
1402 I know,but "Matt's Living Room" wasn't bringing in any business. 1.3750 0.06745 80 55 20 5
1403 So I said 'everyone these days works from home.' 1.3750 0.06917 88 63 17 8
1404 When you hire Jake's garage, they do the work in your living room naked. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1405 Well, he needed something to do during the pandemic. 1.3737 0.06514 99 71 19 9
1406 Well, the children are really happy that he is working from home! 1.3736 0.05981 91 61 26 4
1407 It's time to get back to the office. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1408 Matt sure is taking this whole "work from home" thing to a new level. 1.3736 0.07271 91 68 12 11
1409 The lobby at Jo's Garage just has popcorn and the sports channel." 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
1410 When I said I wanted a subscription to Popular Mechanics, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1411 I admit when Matt was a baker working from home, the smell was better 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
1412 The American Class Divide 1.3736 0.05773 91 60 28 3
1413 It's a good cottage industry: every time he puts one back together, we sell the leftover parts 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1414 I didn't think anyone still did housecalls. 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1415 One YouTube video and he thinks he's an expert. 1.3735 0.06795 83 58 19 6
1416 The Air BNB ad did say it was a shared space 1.3735 0.07008 83 59 17 7
1417 We'll just reverse the rug. 1.3733 0.06785 75 51 20 4
1418 My phone autocorrected “live-in aupair” but I kinda like it. We traded the kids for the Buick. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
1419 He chose to work from home. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
1420 He's taken the work at home trend to a new level. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
1421 Last week it was terrariums. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1422 Reality TV without the TV. 1.3723 0.06233 94 65 23 6
1423 It’s exactly how I imagined married life would be! 1.3723 0.06047 94 64 25 5
1424 Since the pandemic Matt's been doing all his work at home. 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1425 So glad you could visit today. Tomorrow is my ob-gyn appointment. 1.3721 0.07219 86 63 14 9
1426 List It! 1.3721 0.06626 86 60 20 6
1427 I see the problem here… there’s oil on your carpet 1.3721 0.06416 86 59 22 5
1428 Matt does all the expert repairs and I designed the waiting room. 1.3718 0.06607 78 53 21 4
1429 He calls it working on zoom-zoom. 1.3718 0.06854 78 54 19 5
1430 My auto insurance includes house calls. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1431 I really appreciate this personal, in-home service. 1.3711 0.05349 97 68 24 5
1432 I never cared much for working at home, but Matt took to it right away. 1.3711 0.05920 97 66 26 5
1433 I'm just thankful he closed Matt's Petting Zoo before remote work started 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1434 Since COVID, Matt has been lucky enough to work from home! 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1435 I'm ecstatic! He does house calls! 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
1436 Since I turned the spare bedroom into my sewing room, it’s only fair that he can use the living room. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1437 I don’t think he understood what I meant when I told him he should be doing auto correct. 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1438 It’s just a side-gig for now. 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1439 He lost his lease. 1.3708 0.05623 89 58 29 2
1440 And the best part of the open concept reno is that I don't ever have to make that long drive out to Matt's Garage anymore 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
1441 My decorator is from Detroit. 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1442 The same week the lock down started, Matt lost his job and the TV broke. So we’re just making the best of it now! More coffee? 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1443 Karen I really love your new curtains! 1.3708 0.06267 89 61 23 5
1444 He has the best nuts in town. 1.3704 0.07124 81 58 16 7
1445 I love this apartment but the radiator hisses 1.3704 0.06904 81 57 18 6
1446 ...and for lunch he goes to the garage. 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1447 We're so lucky that Matt can work from home! 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1448 Business has picked up since we changed the name from Matt's Living Room. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1449 They called him back to the office but Matt's decide he likes working from home. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1450 This is nothing. His brother is working from home, too, and he's a proctologist! 1.3699 0.06899 73 50 19 4
1451 H couldn't figure out the whole Zoom work thing. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1452 He also converted our garage into an office. 1.3699 0.07169 73 51 17 5
1453 You really are taking role-plays to the next level. 1.3699 0.06617 73 49 21 3
1454 We’re so lucky that Matt’s been able to work from home during COVID. 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
1455 I tried to explain that working from home meant 'remotely,' but you know how stubborn he can be. 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
1456 When he said he'd be bringing some work home I had no idea. 1.3696 0.06128 92 63 24 5
1457 I’m certainly more wary of condo conversions now. 1.3696 0.07035 92 68 14 10
1458 We've become much closer since he's been working from home. 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
1459 He loves showing off to my friends, usually he just lays on this couch 1.3696 0.05724 92 61 28 3
1460 I just love that he does house calls! 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1461 “Do you think I should ask him to put a mask on?” 1.3690 0.06728 84 59 19 6
1462 I was hoping he'd take up watercolor painting. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
1463 Nobody thought he could do this in a 5th floor walk up, but he proved them wrong. 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1464 His co-workers are all starting back at the garage next week, but Matt loves working from home. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1465 Matt’s taking the work from home thing very seriously! 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1466 Matt is saving on gasoline, but I've spent a small fortune on carpet cleaner. 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1467 Yes, it’s tough on the rugs, but it pays the rent. 1.3684 0.06969 76 53 18 5
1468 Well, he wanted a man cave and I said no. 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1469 It's a little messy but at least I know where he is. 1.3684 0.06713 76 52 20 4
1470 Matt was the only one who offered a "service at your home" option. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1471 Matt asked me to decorate this corner of the garage. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1472 He is a mechanic in residence. 1.3684 0.07216 76 54 16 6
1473 Every man needs a hobby my mother always said 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1474 It’s not ideal having friends over when Matt works at home. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1475 He did his own research. 1.3679 0.06474 106 78 17 11
1476 Loft living and a mechanic who makes housecalls. I love New York! 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
1477 He prefers working from home. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
1478 Yes, I go through a lot of rug cleaner, but you really can’t beat the convenience. 1.3678 0.05921 87 58 26 3
1479 Door Dash is the best isn’t it? 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
1480 He's been making house calls since 2020. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1481 And they said he'd only have to work remotely for a couple weeks. 1.3673 0.06469 98 73 15 10
1482 Matt retired during Covid and needed a hobby . 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
1483 Matt also works from home. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
1484 Oh dear, I'm sorry but our insurance doesn't allow you to use the bathroom. 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
1485 I'm so glad he's finally using the home office. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
1486 I didn't know they made house calls. 1.3671 0.06540 79 54 21 4
1487 I'd ask him to checkout early but I can't afford another bad review. 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
1488 It’s even worse than it looks - his name is Greg. 1.3671 0.07467 79 58 13 8
1489 Matt has taken working remotely to a new level! 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1490 I don't think Matt misses the commute one bit 1.3667 0.05795 90 60 27 3
1491 I hate it when he brings his work home. 1.3667 0.06007 90 66 17 7
1492 He's taken retirement to a whole new level. 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1493 He refuses to wear a mask at work 1.3667 0.06007 90 61 25 4
1494 Computer repair never paid the bills. 1.3667 0.06409 90 63 21 6
1495 He's always fixing things around the house. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
1496 We were lucky to find a place with a garage. 1.3659 0.07051 82 59 16 7
1497 Actually honey, I was just hoping for a rear-view mirror. 1.3659 0.06379 82 56 22 4
1498 I don't think you know what 'home repairs' means. 1.3659 0.06834 82 58 18 6
1499 It's worked out fine. I agreed to him working from home during Covid, on condition we upgraded to a Dyson vacuum cleaner. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1500 We thought the decor could use a little lift. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1501 He's a concierge mechanic 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
1502 Even with things looking up in the pandemic, Matt prefers working from home. 1.3649 0.06546 74 50 21 3
1503 The housework has gotten a little out of hand since he started working from home. 1.3649 0.07089 74 52 17 5
1504 We just couldn't turn down the home office tax break. 1.3649 0.06257 74 49 23 2
1505 Tea time, tune-up” gives a whole new meaning to a room with a view.. 1.3649 0.07346 74 53 15 6
1506 When COVID hit, Matt decided to work from home. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1507 Sometimes it's better than Netflix. 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1508 Things have been so much better between Matt and me since he's been working at home. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1509 Glad we bought the extended warranty.. 1.3647 0.07070 85 62 15 8
1510 On the upside, we finally have work-life balance. 1.3647 0.05252 85 54 31 0
1511 His name isn't even Matt. 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
1512 You just have to say, I work from home or I quit. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1513 I didn’t think “We bring the garage to you” was so literal. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1514 He is always home for dinner. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1515 His wedding vows included free oil changes. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1516 Our marriage is almost finished too. 1.3636 0.06106 77 51 24 2
1517 Can I get you another cup of tea, or an oil change? 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1518 'Stamp collecting as a retirement hobby just didn't do it for him. 1.3636 0.06642 77 53 20 4
1519 Everybody's working at home these days. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1520 They're saying that remote work is here to stay! 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1521 My car is supposed to be next. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1522 You think that's awkward, just wait until our butcher comes. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
1523 I'm smiling, but this isn't funny. 1.3636 0.05868 88 59 26 3
1524 That's what you get for bundling your home and auto insurance. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1525 He decided he didn't have to be white collar to work from home. 1.3636 0.06895 77 54 18 5
1526 I will never again complain about all the time he spends in the garage. 1.3636 0.07374 77 56 14 7
1527 This is what we call “spending quality time together” 1.3636 0.05459 99 66 30 3
1528 The car seemed much smaller on Tinder. 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
1529 I’m so much happier now that he’s working from home. 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
1530 But Jenny...I've never known you to even have a pizza delivered... 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1531 It's why we took the penthouse. Bigger freight elevator! 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1532 It was either this or a garage band 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1533 Sometimes I wish he would not bring his work home from the office. 1.3625 0.06474 80 55 21 4
1534 I thought the therapist said he won't bring his work home anymore since he's been vacinated? 1.3625 0.06225 80 54 23 3
1535 Just like the ad stated, “You can make yourself at home while we fix your car at Matt’s Garage.” 1.3625 0.06714 80 56 19 5
1536 They're making house calls now 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1537 And they do a thorough cleanup for no extra charge. 1.3617 0.05629 94 63 28 3
1538 I finally convinced Jeffrey: new brakes and rotors, and the carpet I've been lobbying for! 1.3617 0.06022 94 65 24 5
1539 It cost me a fortune to host Matt's latest installation, but I think it's worth it, don't you? 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1540 He insists on wearing his hat in the house. 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
1541 Honey, do you need help? 1.3617 0.06739 94 69 16 9
1542 I think it’s the carburetor 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
1543 It's my fault really. I kept adding to the Honey-Do List. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1544 We had this room that we weren't using, and it just made a lot of sense." 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
1545 I'm glad I answered the call about my cars extended warranty. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1546 At least he puts the seat down. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1547 I know,I know.But working at home saves him so much commuting time. 1.3614 0.06080 83 56 24 3
1548 He mis-understood me when I told him it was time for him to retire. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
1549 Sure, we had to widen the doors and move a bit of furniture, but the overhead is much lower this way! 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
1550 Matt always wanted to work from home and with the pandemic well, you know….. 1.3611 0.07738 72 53 12 7
1551 Instacar brings the car repairs right to your livingroom! But please don’t forget to rate us at the end of service 1.3611 0.06939 72 50 18 4
1552 He’s happy but I miss that wall. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1553 Amazing what Amazon delivers home these days. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1554 Yeah, the pandemic hasn't affected the business for Matt since he started working from home.. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1555 He won't have to work from home when the pandemic eases. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1556 Yeah, he came with the house. Why do you ask? 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
1557 I’ve asked him not to bring his work home. 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1558 Stick around for the clean-up, Jan. That's the main attraction. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1559 Matt’s been working at home since the pandemic 1.3605 0.07001 86 63 15 8
1560 You should see the car wash station in the kitchen- it’s completely changed the way I wash dishes. 1.3605 0.06598 86 61 19 6
1561 He works from home now. 1.3600 0.07011 75 53 17 5
1562 I’m trying to convince him not to bring work home all the time. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1563 It saves all the hassle of taking it to the garage. 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
1564 It's not "Bridgerton" but it's oddly compelling in its own way. 1.3600 0.07744 75 56 11 8
1565 Sure, working at home will test any marriage. But, we're pretty resilient! 1.3600 0.06749 75 52 19 4
1566 Well, Matt did say he could work from home. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1567 Yes, I know, but he's the only one who makes house calls. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1568 I think Matt took me too seriously when I said that it would be nice if he could bring his work home with him 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1569 I told Matt I didn't mind him bringing his work back home - AND HE DID THIS!" 1.3600 0.06477 75 51 21 3
1570 Today he’s working from home. 1.3596 0.05592 89 59 28 2
1571 The open-floor design just makes everyone happier! 1.3596 0.06441 89 63 20 6
1572 We love the flow of an open plan garage. 1.3596 0.06032 89 61 24 4
1573 I really like watching a man work. Don’t you? 1.3596 0.05816 89 60 26 3
1574 Working remotely really has given Matt a lift. 1.3596 0.06636 89 64 18 7
1575 Frankly my dear I have no idea who he is 1.3590 0.06822 78 55 18 5
1576 The accountant said that he could set aside a space in the house as a work area. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
1577 During the pandemic ,Matt had to adjust to working from home 1.3590 0.05906 78 54 21 3
1578 It sparks more than just joy. 1.3590 0.06315 78 53 22 3
1579 Oh yes, he’s taking the concept of home office quite literally 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1580 Then he said, "art is whatever you can get away with." 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
1581 Matt is letting Bob pick up some overtime. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
1582 He's so handy around the house. 1.3580 0.06164 81 55 23 3
1583 He loves the job, but he hated the commute. 1.3580 0.06164 81 55 23 3
1584 Do you like it? It’s called “performance art” and we paid handsomely for it. 1.3580 0.06409 81 56 21 4
1585 Matt likes to bring his work home with him. 1.3580 0.06645 81 57 19 5
1586 Matt works from home now. 1.3580 0.06874 81 58 17 6
1587 The in-home service costs extra but it’s so worth it! 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1588 At least his boss lets him work from home; it's so much better than forcing us to get vaccinated. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1589 A good marriage is all about compromise. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1590 He's been depressed lately, and this gives him a lift! 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1591 Since we added his home office, Matt works from home 3 days per week! 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
1592 He took a course in home auto repair. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
1593 Matt and I have mastered the art of compromise. 1.3571 0.06024 98 69 23 6
1594 Matt is always bringing his work home with him. 1.3571 0.06022 84 57 24 3
1595 5D is the Future of Cinema. Don't See, Live It. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
1596 With the exception of the grease on the carpet, it's really so nice to have Matt working from home. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1597 What a find! He specializes in domestic cars. 1.3571 0.07890 70 52 11 7
1598 Then I said ; 'Matt, why would you work on a car on a lift above your head when it could tip over and crush you like a bug and why is the hood open and who is the idiot who drew this anyway?' He just sttod there, frozen, he's a cartoon... 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
1599 He used to never pick up his toys, either. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
1600 I prefer he does the oil changes outside 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1601 His customer waiting room is a thing of genius. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
1602 So I says 'Working from home has always been your dream. Go with the covid and make it a reality!' 1.3563 0.05658 87 58 27 2
1603 Matt refused to buy an extended warranty... and it keeps him out of the kitchen. 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1604 I tried to explain that changing the brakes isn't done on a drive-on lift but noooooooo 1.3563 0.06327 87 61 21 5
1605 Everyone should have a hobby. 1.3563 0.06112 87 60 23 4
1606 Matt’s really embraced working from home 1.3562 0.06578 73 50 20 3
1607 Two doses and a booster and he's still working from home! 1.3562 0.07395 73 53 14 6
1608 I had a fender bender in the kitchen. 1.3562 0.07133 73 52 16 5
1609 It all started with homeschooling during COVID 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1610 Matt is convinced that we can get out of the pandemic if we just fix the transmission problem 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1611 He’s kind of embraced working from home. 1.3556 0.05765 90 61 26 3
1612 Matt has given a whole new dimension to WFH 1.3556 0.05544 90 60 28 2
1613 He really wanted to be a part of the whole work-from-home movement! 1.3556 0.06183 90 63 22 5
1614 Jerry takes full advantage of his company’s “work from home” policy 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
1615 Don't you just love the new place? a dishwasher and laundry in unit... In Manhattan!? 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1616 It was my one concession on the remodeling project. 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
1617 Why go out to see Grease, when you can view it from home? 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1618 We're renting him space here to help defer our property taxes. 1.3553 0.06128 76 51 23 2
1619 He loves being able to work from home. 1.3553 0.07183 76 55 15 6
1620 After COVID-19 started, I said to Matt that he should work from home more often. 1.3553 0.06128 76 51 23 2
1621 I meet him on a dating site and loved that he could fix anything! 1.3553 0.06676 76 53 19 4
1622 I just hate when he brings his work home with him! 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
1623 It’s called DIY or something like that 1.3553 0.06934 76 54 17 5
1624 I guess they’re working a bit late. Normally, we have the place to ourselves after Six. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1625 We had to rearrange some furniture, but he does seem happy working from home. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1626 I don't know how long he'll be working from home, but it can't end soon enough for me. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1627 This whole “work from home” thing is getting out of hand 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1628 Like I said, the work from home policy has really reduced his office costs. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1629 He keeps muttering something about a defective "supply chain." 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1630 After he’s done with the brakes that bad boy is going to rotate my tires! 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1631 Shouldn't he be wearing a mask...? 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1632 I actually like having a roommate. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1633 Looks like we're going to have a lot of fun tonight. We'll probably wind up in the backseat, he'll have plenty of lube on him . This gives new meaning to a joy ride--without having to leave home. 1.3545 0.06272 110 82 17 11
1634 This is taking Work From Home a bit too far! 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
1635 Don't you just love big sweaty men? 1.3544 0.06505 79 55 20 4
1636 So yeah, this is life with an agoraphobic mechanic. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1637 The overalls were my idea 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1638 Righty tighty, lefty loosey. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1639 Oh, I really don’t mind the clutter. It keeps him busy.” 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1640 He gives me an inside deal. 1.3544 0.06750 79 56 18 5
1641 It's been so nice having Matt working at home. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1642 I love the convenience of house calls but now my bathroom needs a key that's attached to an old carburetor. 1.3544 0.07652 79 60 10 9
1643 When Matt started offering house calls, I just couldn't resist. 1.3544 0.05985 79 53 24 2
1644 We are embracing the open concept layout. We use that car lift as our kitchen island on the weekends. 1.3544 0.06986 79 57 16 6
1645 I asked him to repair the flat…. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1646 Don't ask me, I don't understand contemporary art either. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1647 Matt’s been really dedicated to his hobbies since retiring. 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1648 He said he would be handy around the house. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1649 I never get tired of watching him work. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1650 Isn't that something? Matt does house calls just like doctors used to do. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
1651 He keeps the hood up to look busy. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1652 He's messy but always cleans up after himself. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1653 With a roaring pandemic underway, Matt just chose to work from home. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
1654 Matt said if I wanted to see him more, I should decorate the garage. So here we are. 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
1655 Ralph likes to bring his work home with him. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1656 A great move because the garage is now my study. 1.3537 0.06104 82 56 23 3
1657 To be honest, I never imagined this "work from home" thing would last this long. 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
1658 We agreed to spend more time together doing the things each of us loves. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
1659 We are so fortunate that Matt let’s George work from home, but it is killing the carpet. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1660 It's so much more convenient than taking my car in to Matt. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1661 It all started when Mrs.Firestone, the widow next door had a flat tire. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1662 ...then he sat straight up and said 'I've got it! Bed and breakfast and brake inspection!' The rest is history. 1.3529 0.07773 68 50 12 6
1663 I'm so proud of the way Matt has finally embraced the whole 'work from home' mentality. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1664 He refuses to go back to the office. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1665 I can't believe our boy has finally moved out of our basement. 1.3529 0.06418 85 60 20 5
1666 Matt has been working home since the pandemic 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1667 Amazon House Calls has changed my life! 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1668 With the money we save on shop bills, the lift has already paid for itself! 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1669 I have my happy hour, Matthew has his. 1.3529 0.05726 85 57 26 2
1670 it all began with the sourdough... 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
1671 I have the 24 hour Silver Service repair package. 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1672 I hope he is equally good at assembly! 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1673 Thank God I don't drive a semi! 1.3523 0.06056 88 61 23 4
1674 Frank and I have no idea why it's called "Matt's Garage". 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1675 At least he isn't on zoom all day. 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1676 I wanted to convert the garage but Matt didn't, so we compromised. 1.3521 0.06683 71 49 19 3
1677 When they said the house included an attached, one-car garage, I didn’t question it.” 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1678 Lincoln Logs, Tinker Toys, Legos. Isn’t a child’s evolution grand? 1.3521 0.07532 71 52 13 6
1679 It’s the last place the cops expected a chop shop. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1680 And it takes him so long just to get it up. 1.3521 0.06978 71 50 17 4
1681 Matt's working from home again. 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1682 This way, I get serviced when I need it. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1683 This was actually cheaper than what they're now charging for a loaner. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1684 Matt's been working from home for about a year now. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1685 Honey, I don't think that's what Dr. Fauci meant when he said "work from home." 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1686 Ok, “garage” may be a bit misleading, but who is going want to bring their car to Matt’s Living Room for a brake job? 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1687 I'm just so happy he's over his 'tuba' phase. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1688 Actually, it's not a garage Matt added to our living room, it's a living room I've added to Matt's garage. 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1689 More like Matt's Oil Stained Living Room, amirite? 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1690 Ever since he started working from home we get better gas mileage. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1691 It's so much better than when he was a Taxidermist! 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
1692 It all started during Covid; he said he would come to us. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1693 ...then Tuesdays and Thursdays he runs Matt's Carpet Shampoo. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1694 On the upside, at least we can keep our cars in the garage. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
1695 Matt's been taking a lot of courses on Zoom during the pandemic. 1.3514 0.07052 74 53 16 5
1696 We were very lucky to get the lift installed so Matt could work from home during the pandemic. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1697 Because he didn’t like the sound of Erwin’s Garage. 1.3514 0.06784 74 52 18 4
1698 The lighting is so much better in here 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
1699 Working from home has been a mixed blessing for us! 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1700 Then he said, 'You need a break? I'll give you a brake...' 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1701 He works best under my direct supervision. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1702 Matt told me it was this or taxidermy. 1.3511 0.06715 94 70 15 9
1703 No, he's not licensed, but he did learn everything on YouTube. 1.3506 0.06605 77 54 19 4
1704 Matt working from home has brought a new excitement in our marriage 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1705 I’ll admit it’s been better than Matt’s Morgue. 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1706 Matt, how about a cup of tea? 1.3506 0.07341 77 57 13 7
1707 During the pandemic, Matt had a different understanding of Zoooooom work from home meetings. 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1708 We just love this working from home thing, don't we honey? We can talk and talk about our marriage all day, can't we honey? We have gotten so close, haven't we honey?" 1.3506 0.07104 77 56 15 6
1709 It started with the Lego® set he got for his birthday a few years ago. 1.3506 0.06066 77 52 23 2
1710 A bit of an adjustment at first but now he's working from home almost all the time now 1.3506 0.06859 77 55 17 5
1711 He loves the work from home option at his garage. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1712 It's only an estimate. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1713 I'm just so delighted he doesn't just sit around and snort cocaine anymore. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
1714 It's better than a sublet. We get 15% and he goes home at 5:00. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1715 How wonderful! Matt's now working from home! 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1716 I'm not embarrassed by the mess, I'm embarrassed because he's using a lift instead of a hand jack. 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1717 An open floor plan is remarkably versatile. 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1718 It’s a compromise. At first, he wanted to build a spaceship. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1719 Matt likes to be part of the conversation! 1.3500 0.06439 80 56 20 4
1720 He's taking working at home to a new level 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1721 He thought he'd be finished by now but he forgot to take a brake. 1.3500 0.05512 80 60 15 5
1722 I thought “at home brake job” was a euphemism on Craigslist 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1723 He's jealous of people who get to work from home. 1.3495 0.05292 103 70 30 3
1724 He needs to prove why he claims our living room for business. 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1725 The therapist said I may need to indulge him in his hobbies from time to time. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1726 My other boyfriend is an airplane mechanic. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1727 Matt always said that he wanted a short commute. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1728 So far the sub-lease has had a few minor glitches 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1729 He’s so handy! 1.3494 0.07158 83 62 13 8
1730 The therapy helped. It used to be taxidermy in the foyer. 1.3494 0.06513 83 59 19 5
1731 When he said he was coming home to take a brake, I was picturing something else. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
1732 No, it was taking so long to fix, I decided to move in. 1.3494 0.07158 83 62 13 8
1733 I’ve been enjoying our ‘open concept’ renovations. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1734 It’s been so nice having Matt here since he’s been working from home. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1735 He likes the service from anywhere option way more than I do. 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
1736 Why should it be just the office folks who get to work from home? 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1737 I indulge Matt's whims and he let's me snort coke. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
1738 This show gets really fun to watch when an angry customer comes in to complain about shoddy work." 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
1739 It's a compromise, really...his original dream was top set up an in-home proctology clinic. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
1740 He’s really enjoying re-tire-ment. 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
1741 Well I told Kevin I wanted an industrial chic home makeover 1.3488 0.06137 86 60 22 4
1742 On the bright side, I no longer have to ask him how his day went. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
1743 His rent covers all my property taxes and cleaning bills. 1.3485 0.07320 66 47 15 4
1744 Matt had a different view of retiring. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1745 It's always been Matt's dream to work from home. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1746 A little more to the left, honey 1.3483 0.07341 89 69 9 11
1747 We call it The Wreck Room, lol 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1748 Well yes the commercial real estate market is surprisingly tight 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1749 These at home appointments are so convenient. 1.3478 0.05872 92 64 24 4
1750 When did he start working from home? 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1751 He's on a Vroom. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1752 Matt didn't mention that his side hustle involved taking over the dining room. 1.3478 0.06793 69 48 18 3
1753 The company said he could work remotely. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1754 My husband doesn't have friends, either. 1.3472 0.07701 72 54 11 7
1755 He told me there was a tear in my pantyline. Then he told me he was an engineer for NASA. Now I don't know what to think. 1.3472 0.07701 72 54 11 7
1756 He’s taking this “work from home” thing too literally, if you ask me. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1757 Matt is having trouble adjusting to retirement and condo living. 1.3467 0.06710 75 53 18 4
1758 I told him the living room needed a lift. 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
1759 I'd feel more comfortable if he'd put the wheel back on. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1760 He is so much happier now that he’s working from home. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1761 This art-installation is worth every penny I paid! 1.3467 0.07472 75 56 12 7
1762 After losing my tenth bidding war on homes near town, I decided to set myself up here in the back of Matt's Garage instead. 1.3467 0.06973 75 54 16 5
1763 HE'S MUCH HAPPIER WITH HIS COMMUTE ! 1.3467 0.07709 75 57 10 8
1764 Yes, ever since the pandemic, Matt's been working from home 1.3467 0.07227 75 55 14 6
1765 Obviously, my husband's really just avoiding working on himself. 1.3467 0.06149 75 51 22 2
1766 A mechanic who makes house calls? What a find! 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1767 It’s their ‘We Come To You’ repair service” 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
1768 Nuts ? Oh your husband has lost the wheel nuts? No he is nuts. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1769 Matt's office is still full-time remote 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
1770 Matt insists on bringing work home. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1771 They didn't have a loaner available so this was plan B! 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1772 It's just like home....wait a minute, this IS our home 1.3462 0.09467 52 40 6 6
1773 So as luck would have it,our car warranty actually did expire. 1.3462 0.06536 78 55 19 4
1774 He's been exploring new careers since his ousting at The Today Show 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
1775 We agreed it was only fair if we both got to work from home. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1776 This is nothing, dear. My favorite is the in-home oil and lube job. 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
1777 Studio apartment life. 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
1778 His therapist encouraged him to find an analog hobby. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1779 It's been challenging having Matt work from home.... 1.3457 0.07278 81 61 12 8
1780 He promised to tell me the difference between horsepower and torque. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1781 Matt finally loves staying home now. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
1782 And I found a dentist who makes house calls too! 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1783 When we met, he said he was a "Nuts & Bolts" guy, and I thought that meant a psychiatrist. 1.3457 0.06126 81 56 22 3
1784 I kinda wish he took up baking sourdough. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
1785 The Airbnb did say free parking 1.3457 0.06611 81 58 18 5
1786 He's the best roommate I ever had. He's quiet, polite, and aside from the lift area, very tidy! 1.3452 0.07084 84 63 13 8
1787 I was initially skeptical about work from home. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1788 It took some getting used to but Matt really likes working from home now. 1.3452 0.05742 84 57 25 2
1789 Having a home business has strengthened our relationship, but I had to put my foot down on the sexy babe calendar! 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1790 I thought he said Garbage 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1791 Working from home has not been the easy transition others have experienced. 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1792 Matt really likes working at home. 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
1793 I miss the giraffe but Matt’s much happier. 1.3452 0.06667 84 61 17 6
1794 He looked at me with his big puppy eyes, and asked sweetly if he could work at home.....and I just couldn't say no! 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
1795 He really cleans up well! 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
1796 Matt has really embraced WFH. 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1797 It took some getting used to, but we've achieved that work-life balance. He works and I have a life--at the same time and in the same place. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1798 He's making a fucking mess. 1.3451 0.06256 113 86 15 12
1799 These deluxe Lego sets are expensive, but they keep my little Matty out of trouble! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1800 Working from home certainly does have a few drawbacks. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1801 I thought I booked Hot Buck Stripper, but hot Buick is fun too. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
1802 The listing said "shared room in a coastal New England Town". I had no idea Matt could replace my brakes too, 5 stars! 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
1803 You're right. There's absolutely nothing holding up the corner he's working on. Good thing this is only a cartoon. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1804 Matt's been bringing his work home with him lately. But I really don't mind. Our marriage has never run more smoothly. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1805 I just don't know Sally...When he said he would have to work from home I just didn't picture this! 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1806 It was hard at first but I love that he can work from home. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1807 His working from home has been an adjustment. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1808 Matt insists on working from home like his IT friends. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1809 Matt's still working from home, unfortunately. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
1810 I wanted Scandinavian, so we compromised on a Volvo. 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1811 Now that everyone is traveling again, he has to bring his work home at night. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1812 I’m so glad Matt now makes house calls. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1813 Matt refuses to vaccinate 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
1814 This "work from home" idea isn't going quite as well as I'd hoped! 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1815 And the best part is, now we get to eat lunch together every day. 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1816 He just followed me home one day and, I don’t know — something clunked. 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1817 We've been stuck together at home for so long, my car and I just need to work through some separation anxiety now. 1.3433 0.07228 67 48 15 4
1818 Who am I to deny a man's dream to work on cars in the living room? 1.3433 0.06573 67 46 19 2
1819 The new waiting area is a lot nicer but the coffee is still terrible 1.3433 0.06219 67 45 21 1
1820 No return to office plan, yet. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
1821 They're the best Airbnb guests we've had yet! 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1822 I should have married Tom 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1823 The bad news is he has a terrible addiction to brake fluid. The good news is he can stop any time he wants. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1824 It started as a night class at the Sr. Center 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1825 Matt tried fly-fishing but didn’t like it. 1.3429 0.07015 70 50 16 4
1826 With the latest numbers, who knows when they'll go back to the office. But for now, it's just nice having him here. 1.3429 0.06398 70 48 20 2
1827 So now I'm kind of wishing I hadn't suggested model trains were childish 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
1828 I think Matt is taking this whole work from home thing a bit overboard! 1.3429 0.06066 70 47 22 1
1829 Matthew's really enjoying his retirement. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1830 I have to admit, I did not fully understand the “we come to you” concept. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1831 Honey be careful. She has a nut allergy. 1.3425 0.07092 73 53 15 5
1832 At first I encouraged him to work from home. But . . . 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1833 Matt told me he needed a lift. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1834 I suppose that, since my divorce, I've gotten a bit rusty at the art of flirtation; last night I told Matt that I wanted him to come over to fix my flat tire. 1.3425 0.06236 73 50 21 2
1835 Matt says he won’t have to work out of our home much longer, but I rather enjoy his click clicks and occasional colorful word. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1836 These new reality TV shows are so... real 1.3425 0.06236 73 50 21 2
1837 He only works on domestic cars. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1838 Life is changed forever thanks to Amazon Automotive. I was at work and he let himself in! 1.3425 0.06534 73 51 19 3
1839 Take up a hobby, I said. It will help you relax, I said. 1.3425 0.06819 73 52 17 4
1840 We went for a working-class chic decor 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1841 It's all cash, so much better than day trading. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1842 Yes, Matt's been working from home since Covid-19, he prefers it now 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1843 At least he gets paid overtime. 1.3421 0.06085 76 52 22 2
1844 He’s so happy working from home. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
1845 I know,but the ambience here is so nice 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
1846 Just like everyone, he brings them up in the elevator, one piece at a time. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1847 ....because he makes a lot more money than when he had a law practice... 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
1848 I’m hoping this whole “work from home” thing is just a phase. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
1849 So glad I paid extra for stain-free carpet since he's working from home! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
1850 And we've converted the second floor into a drive-in theater. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1851 Maybe the Zoom option would have been better 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1852 You can't get a housecall from a doctor anymore, but thank God that Matt is still willing to come by. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
1853 This place was a mess wile he was going to chef school. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
1854 My Feng Shui consultant said I needed more metal for harmony and balance. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1855 By working at home, Matt figures he’s reduced lewd comments about women by 40%. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1856 The ad said "Apartment with garage." 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1857 I'm fine with him working from home as long as he goes out for lunch. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1858 My only gripe with him, he's always taking his work home. 1.3415 0.06543 82 59 18 5
1859 We got it at Art Basel. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1860 I love coffee clutches. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1861 Since he started working from home - I suggested the lift to open the floor space 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
1862 I heard they use Bobby pins sometimes in the most ingenious places! 1.3415 0.06066 82 57 22 3
1863 Marsha, please. Bread baking was so 2020 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1864 Let me show you my new ottoman. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1865 During Covid, we decided 'the family that works together, stays together.' 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1866 I think this working from home idea has gone too far! 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
1867 This is so fun, we always wager on how many pieces will be left on the floor when he is done with a job. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
1868 I asked him not to work in the bedroom anymore. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
1869 Buying and fixing a car from your couch are two very different things Susan 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1870 It's been so nice having my husband work from home. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1871 The commute was brutal, and anyway his bay rent was way cheaper. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1872 Art installations are so passé ... I prefer mechanical installations. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1873 Thanks to COVID, I get to see a lot more of Matt now. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1874 Matt Jr. lost his job and had to move into the garage. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1875 Well, Judy, I guess they didn’t specify who’s home he would work from in that “work from home” letter. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
1876 So, the boss told everyone to wear a mask if they come in or work from home. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1877 I almost hope the pandemic never ends. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
1878 I got it for him for his birthday. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1879 When the pandemic ended, Matt decided he really liked working from home. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1880 I really misunderstood what he meant by downsizing. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
1881 He really does work tirelessly. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1882 When you said come over for a reality show this exceeds all expectations. 1.3385 0.07683 65 48 12 5
1883 Anyway, because my car was in the shop, I said I needed a lift. 1.3382 0.07440 68 50 13 5
1884 Well, he gave up on the Times Saturday crossword puzzle. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1885 Yes, it's so wonderful that Matt makes house calls" 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
1886 He thinks he’s entitled to work at home ! I’ll be so happy when this pandemic is over. 1.3380 0.07491 71 53 12 6
1887 I just wish we didn't have to eat in the garage. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1888 But, he cleans up the Livingroom every day, that's more than I ever did. 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1889 Since the pandemic started, he's been working from home. 1.3378 0.06462 74 52 19 3
1890 Matt loves work-from-home. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
1891 Finally, Matt can work from home! 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1892 We tend to spend the former commute time on clean-up. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1893 He likes to keep low overhead. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1894 First it was Legos. I used to think that was bad, you know, stepping on all the little pieces; but looking back… 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1895 It's his job's version of a standing desk. 1.3378 0.06168 74 51 21 2
1896 The landlord doesn’t know we’re both working from home 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
1897 The therapist told us to spend more time together 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
1898 The funny things are his name’s not Matt and this isn’t a garage. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1899 It's our make a living room. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
1900 On the plus side, working from home has reduced commuting time. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1901 he says he gets a lot more done now that he's working from home 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
1902 Matt saw this ad that said, "make $100 an hour working from the comfort of your own home?" 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1903 When we met, I was an Uptown Girl and he was a Downtown Man... we've made it work by being prepared to compromise. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1904 Not what I expected when you mentioned having a Matisse 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
1905 Now I know what happened to our hydraulic lift. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1906 He just hates commuting 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1907 He is so graceful when he tightens the lugs, isn’t he! 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1908 Turns out, I just needed new brakes! 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1909 I'm just so glad he has a hobby,. 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1910 Matt’s been taking this “work from home” thing very seriously. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1911 Yes, working from home has been a change for Matt 1.3375 0.06148 80 56 21 3
1912 Fortunately my side hustle is carpet cleaning,so it works out. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
1913 Well it has ups and downs. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1914 And I can use the same pole when ~I~ work from home. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1915 of course, we're GRATEFUL he can work at home, but... 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1916 Matty decided to work from home this week 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1917 He resisted at first,however he just loves working from home now. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1918 Now this is real reality tv. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1919 Matt decided to try out his stay at home business during Covid. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
1920 It's a compromise. I'm using the garage to watch my chick flicks. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1921 I know he makes a mess, but he looks so cute in his overall's. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1922 It runs in the family--his brother Joe the butcher also works from home. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1923 You are so lucky that Matt has adjusted to working remotely. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1924 He's trying to retire. He owned a garage for 52-years and finding it difficult to say adios. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1925 Gosh, Sally, you sure have taken ‘remote’ work to a new level. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1926 Maybe he's taking the work from home thing a little too far. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1927 When he said he wanted to work from home I didn’t realize he would noisy. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1928 You should see the new home office I had installed in the garage. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
1929 No, it's nothing to do with the pandemic. Matthew has always worked from home. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1930 It’s much easier doing it this way than on Zoom. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1931 Working from home hasn’t been great for our relationship, or my carpet… 1.3371 0.05523 89 61 26 2
1932 This is what I get for marrying Matt the mechanic instead of Arnold the accountant. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1933 He's one of the last one in the business that do house calls. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1934 It's one of the perks in our Witness Protection Program package"! 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1935 He has been much happier since I said that our living room could be his man cave 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1936 He says he prefers working from home ... 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1937 Don't get me wrong, I'm no NIMBY, but this "Mixed Use Zoning" has gotten out of hand. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1938 Matt never believed in working remotely. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1939 he's still refusing to give up working from home 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1940 My husband thinks it’s better to work at home 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1941 It's so nice to have a man whos good with his hands 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1942 It beats being married to a work from home Funeral Director 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
1943 The lift can be very stimulating,if you catch my drift. 1.3333 0.07401 72 54 12 6
1944 The agent did say it was a fixer-upper. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1945 Look at the bright side, at least you didn't marry that mortician you were dating. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1946 His own business, and there's no commuting. 1.3333 0.06233 66 45 20 1
1947 We're finally allowed to sublet. 1.3333 0.07156 63 45 15 3
1948 With the covid, Matt bought his work home but now he's so comfortable with it he is thinking of making it permanent. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1949 We're so lucky the building has a freight elevator. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1950 It's a special lockdown service during pandemics. They bring everything right to your house! 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1951 They used to say the same thing about Pollock's work. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1952 Then he asked himself, "Why can't I work at home too?" 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1953 He said he'd rather work from home. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1954 His boss said he could work from home. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
1955 On the plus side, no one has asked me to host a Tupperware party! 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1956 Modern art can be so realistic! 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1957 I just love a man in uniform. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1958 And that is why you should buy a Tesla.. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
1959 Things have sure changed since Ed started bringing his work home 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1960 The blowtorch is actually kind of soothing. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
1961 Ever since we made the garage into an AirBnb we've been able to spend so much more quality time together. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1962 The biggest problem is he expects a hot lunch every day. 1.3333 0.06941 66 47 16 3
1963 Matt's so busy, he has to bring work home with him. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1964 He said. “What’s a matter with a little hobby after dinner.” 1.3333 0.06852 72 52 16 4
1965 The sign said, "Labor: $40/hour. $75 if you watch." That's less than I was paying in rent, so I moved in. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1966 Fortunately, he's been able to work from home. 1.3333 0.07132 72 53 14 5
1967 I can explain it, but only in a wry New Yorker kind of way. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
1968 Oh. You’re right. He’s certainly gotten better at screwing. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1969 He's so cute when he's handy! 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1970 No more inexplicable late nights. I'm happy. 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1971 He just really wants to do his part to fix the labor shortage. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1972 I love it when a man has a hobby. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1973 We're very happy, once I got over him bringing his work home. 1.3333 0.06788 63 44 17 2
1974 Matt discovered some new hobbies during the pandemic. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1975 I caught him watching Gossip Girls in secret. This is his way of re-asserting his masculinity. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1976 Sure it's a mess but I know where he is at all times. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1977 Ever since Covid, Marvin prefers to work from home. 1.3333 0.07839 63 47 11 5
1978 Oh don't worry, I'm sure it's just a phase 1.3333 0.07583 66 49 12 5
1979 working from home has been hell on the carpets 1.3333 0.06746 78 57 16 5
1980 Matt's at Home Garage (under investigation) 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1981 And that is why we have high ceilings. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1982 He says it’s an art piece on the current state of politics in America 1.3333 0.07633 69 52 11 6
1983 It's the future of work. Everything from the comfort of our living rooms. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1984 It’s a 97 Divorcomobile. 1.3333 0.07661 72 55 10 7
1985 I changed my husband and fixed my life. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
1986 He so misses Click and Clack. 1.3333 0.07450 78 60 10 8
1987 He's taken home repairs to a new level. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1988 The crazy thing is that Matt called him back into the office 2 weeks ago! 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
1989 He gets so much more done at home, cant believe we didnt think of this before. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1990 After the lockdown he decided that he preferred to work from home. 1.3333 0.06233 78 55 20 3
1991 Matt wanted this instead of a man cave. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
1992 Since the lockdown, he prefers to work from home. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
1993 It’s funny, Norma. I’d love to write a caption for this cartoon, but it’s too small for my old-ass eyes to see. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
1994 It beats watching him scratch his balls on the couch. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
1995 One mans living room is another mans garage 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
1996 He told me to back that thang up so he could get all up in it, 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1997 We’re just avoiding the HOA. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1998 I don’t think he fully understands what ‘gentrifying the hood’ means 1.3333 0.06560 72 51 18 3
1999 And he makes house calls, which is great! 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2000 Wow, working from home really is for everyone! 1.3333 0.07884 66 50 10 6
2001 Joan, if the words ‘extended warranty’ come out of your mouth, I’m not going to be responsible for my actions.’ 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
2002 It's so nice to find a mechanic who still makes house calls. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
2003 Work from home has certainly given him a new zest! 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
2004 We had an extra hydraulic unit in the basement, so the transition for Terrence to work from home was a cinch! 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
2005 My decorator said the room required a big statement. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
2006 Yet he still doesn't think it's a good idea I work from home. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
2007 The garage said that working from home was not an option for them, but we insisted. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
2008 We are so lucky that he can work at home. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
2009 We're just so thrilled Matthew was able to extend his gap year. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
2010 Haha. Hehe. He always brings his work home. After all he’s in gas and oil. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
2011 Only way to get parking in this building. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2012 They've gone remote. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2013 I'm so happy Matt's finally found a hobby! 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
2014 I’ll be honest, Karen. Jiffy Lube’s new WFH policy has not great for our relationship. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2015 The best part is that I can use the recycled oil to cook our chicken. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2016 His boss thought he couldn't work at home during the pandemic! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2017 It’s a weekly subscription darling! It’s called 4D entertainment…Last week was a cable guy, this week is a mechanic, next week is a beekeeper! 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2018 He says it’s performance art. 1.3293 0.05899 82 60 18 4
2019 He's so much happier now that he is working from home. 1.3291 0.05899 79 55 22 2
2020 He wanted the TV in the garage. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
2021 I love having him home! 1.3291 0.05899 79 55 22 2
2022 Matt's great but I think he may have confused working from home with working from YOUR home. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
2023 "We converted the garage to our family room 12 years ago, but Matt still gets these bouts of nostalgia." 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
2024 He can fix anything, anywhere, any time! 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
2025 I'll miss him when he has to return to the garage. I like having him work from home. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2026 He loves working from home and I get a new carpet every year. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
2027 It´s a remote learning program. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2028 We ran out of WD40 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
2029 I believe he might have some torque potential . 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
2030 He’s determined to find where the squeak comes from. 1.3289 0.06037 76 53 21 2
2031 Matt has the nicest garage in town. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2032 After his retirement from the law firm he was driving me nuts at home all day. So I gave him an ultimatum: Get a hobby! 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
2033 He's putting together Joey's birthday Lego set. 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
2034 The doctor says it’s carsickness. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
2035 I said, it’s been pretty noisy here since Matt started working from home! 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
2036 Well, our decorator said an 'open kitchen' is passé. The new trend is an open garage. 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
2037 The ad said that they would send a mechanic right to your house and be ready to do any repairs. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2038 He also does motorcycles on the second floor. But that's another story. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
2039 Turns out the house was built on an old mechanic burial ground. He appears every 3000 miles, his spirit doomed to grift forever as he did in life.... 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
2040 It's performance art. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
2041 Yes, Matt does take his work home with him. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
2042 I thought smart cars were self correcting. 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
2043 He’s really made the most of working from home during Covid! 1.3288 0.06185 73 51 20 2
2044 When he said he accepted a work from home job this wasn’t quite what I expected 1.3288 0.05870 73 50 22 1
2045 I've always wanted him to work from home! 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
2046 Working from home during Covid has proven to be a little more challenging than we'd thought 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2047 Just don't stain the ottoman, ok? 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2048 It’s nearly 5pm dear. You’ll need to finish soon or we’ll have another noise complaint from the Oswald’s in apartment 6 below. 1.3286 0.08068 70 55 7 8
2049 No, I’m not worried - it’s a rental 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
2050 If we knew he would end up working from home, we wouldn't have bought that ping-pong table. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2051 Its a Covid thing - working at home 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2052 I've decided to charge him with negligent domicide. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
2053 Frankly, Matt just gets my engine running. 1.3286 0.06345 70 49 19 2
2054 At first he was nervous, but now he loves working from home. 1.3286 0.06663 70 50 17 3
2055 My husband’s hobby is messy, but at least he stays home now. 1.3284 0.06854 67 48 16 3
2056 It’s a third generation project 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2057 He said the tires needed gas and gave me a steal on the price 1.3284 0.07485 67 50 12 5
2058 He's enjoying not having to commute. 1.3281 0.07405 64 47 13 4
2059 From the money Matt's saved us on tune-ups and repairs, we'll be able to afford a new carpet this year. 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2060 We met at a Springsteen concert. He said he wanted freedom, kids, and a house with high ceilings.” 1.3281 0.07062 64 46 15 3
2061 Honey, do we have any more lemons? 1.3279 0.08003 61 46 10 5
2062 The discounts are significant. 1.3279 0.07288 61 44 14 3
2063 I find this more entertaining than bridge or TV. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
2064 He's been working from home since Covid hit, and I don't think he's going back. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
2065 We’re still adjusting to the whole ‘working from home’ thing. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
2066 Fred's been working at home since Covid.. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
2067 They said he had to work from home, anyways, tea? 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
2068 He said bringing the work home will give us more quality time together. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
2069 I wasn’t aware when he asked “ if he can bring work home?” 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
2070 And so I said, Matt, why can’t you just work from home like the millennials do. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
2071 I think Matt’s taking this “work from home thing” to a whole other level. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
2072 His last hobby was magic, so this is for better. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
2073 I can't help bringing my work home too. 1.3261 0.05151 92 63 28 1
2074 It was a bear fitting it through the elevator door 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
2075 It's the sweat and the grease that I find compelling. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
2076 Dave insists on working from home, too! 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
2077 He's so productive working from home. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
2078 Oh, Matt just laughed and said quarantining wasn't going to stop him! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2079 This is so much sexier than reality TV. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
2080 Matt just loves to bring his work home with him. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2081 The best part is that we have so much more family time. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
2082 Can you ladies keep it down a little? I can't hear myself think. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2083 On the plus side, he gets to work from home. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2084 He says if I get to work from home, he gets to work from home. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2085 At first, I was skeptical about us both working from home. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2086 Trust me, Matt's commitment to role-play is worth it. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2087 On the bright side, now that he works from home, we always have lunch together. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2088 WFH for everyone 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2089 It’s good to take a break from book club. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
2090 And he makes house calls. Imagine! These days! 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
2091 We were lucky to get a ground floor apartment; otherwise Matt’s work would have suffered. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2092 I'm turning it into a lamp! 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
2093 Matthew is going through a midlife crisis. I only ask that he shampoos the rug once a week." 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
2094 Does your husband usually work from home? 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2095 Concierge service is SO convenient. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2096 Hey honey? Do you really need to do that in the living room? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2097 Just like so many these days, Matt is working form home. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
2098 I’ve asked him to please stop bringing his work home, but…. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
2099 He's working from Home... 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2100 Working from home has been very entertaining. 1.3243 0.06695 74 54 16 4
2101 This is so much easier than driving halfway downtown. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2102 Working from home has been great for Matt. And don’t you just love the scent of brake dust, Pearl? 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2103 It all started when he read a book on running a business from your home. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2104 We met on Angie's List. 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
2105 How is your marriage? Ours is broken. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2106 He never did like his playpen. 1.3243 0.06117 74 52 20 2
2107 I didn't realize Matt worked at home now 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2108 Our unit was just rezoned commercial-residential. 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2109 Some people have mice in their home. I have him. 1.3243 0.06413 74 53 18 3
2110 It would be so nice if doctors still made house calls these days… 1.3243 0.06966 74 55 14 5
2111 He told his boss that wearing a mask was too intrusive. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2112 He's become used to working from home 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2113 So, Matt suggested mother come and live with us and converted the garage into a unit for her. Isn't he wonderful? 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2114 Yes I do see a downside to remote work during the pandemic. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2115 Working from home seemed like a good idea at first. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2116 He's been working from home since last year. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2117 He made the transition from WFH to WTF effortlessly 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2118 Yeah, Mat just really didn't want to go back to the office. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2119 I just ordered him from the app, and there he was! In my living room of all places! 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
2120 Matt wanted to be an Uber driver, but this is a better gig. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2121 Well, not everyone gets such a lift from working at home. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2122 I think it's a puncture 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2123 It was this or let him dig a pit in the floor. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2124 He ‘s decided to give working from home a try. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
2125 I told him to take up a new hobby. Do something with your hands. 1.3235 0.06438 68 48 18 2
2126 I figured it was easier to let him work in here than to clean out my garage. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2127 The pole was my idea but he wasn't interested in a dance. 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
2128 There are more than 10,000 viewers watching him now on YouTube. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
2129 We were just happy to find a house that came with a garage! 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2130 He decided to stick with the work from home option. 1.3231 0.06971 65 47 15 3
2131 Matt clicked his heels together 3 times saying, There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home. 1.3231 0.06617 65 46 17 2
2132 He's having fun - no need to tell him the work-from-home order is lifted. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
2133 I told my husband that I needed a lift 1.3226 0.08219 62 48 8 6
2134 We should have moved to a first floor unit before he set up his home office. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
2135 We had to move his home office inside when I opened a dentistry practice in the garage. 1.3226 0.07189 62 45 14 3
2136 I love it when Matt fixes my crank shaft 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
2137 I asked him to pitch in more at home so this was our compromise. 1.3226 0.07891 62 47 10 5
2138 ...so then COVID made us think -- did Matt REALLY need to commute to work every day? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
2139 We never dreamed that Matt would embrace "work from home" like THIS! 1.3222 0.05659 90 64 23 3
2140 What I love about Matt is that he never stops changing. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
2141 It was either wear a mask, or -- well, we believe in Freedom. 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
2142 Are you sure it's easier to get it down by taking it all apart? 1.3220 0.07812 59 44 11 4
2143 I think the book club is getting out of hand with these live demonstrations... 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
2144 Some wives object to their husbands taking their work home with them. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
2145 Retirement hasn't been as hard on him as I expected. 1.3218 0.05296 87 60 26 1
2146 Matt just loves his retirement. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2147 It’s easier if they come here. 1.3214 0.04371 84 62 20 2
2148 I'm still not sure about this working from home thing. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
2149 He seems to be enjoying WFH, but I’m not liking it. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2150 He just prefers working from home. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
2151 Don’t you think the Covid-19 quarantine getting a little out of hand. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
2152 You know, he really wanted to work from home so I said “Let’s try it!!” 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
2153 It’s not an inexpensive hobby but it keeps him home more. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
2154 Are you familiar with Uber Maintenance? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2155 Matt has always wanted an indoor job. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2156 This has been the best art installation we have had! 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
2157 That's not exactly what I meant when I asked you to fix me up with someone. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2158 The pandemic has forced him to work at home. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2159 The really weird thing is that his name is is Melvin 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2160 Neither of us can imagine going back to the office. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2161 This is why we can never have carpet. 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
2162 Its better than having him sit and watch sports! 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2163 Hasn't Matt taken work from home just a bit too far? 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2164 I thought I ordered a lift for my face not my car! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2165 Only took 30 minutes to arrive from the new AutoMech App. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2166 He took working from home, during the pandemic, to a whole new level 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2167 It took a while to get used to him working from home. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2168 I have mix feelings about Matt working from home. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2169 Matt, this is my friend Shirley. She would like your card when your done. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2170 We got used to it during the pandemic. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2171 I love that Instacart is into auto repair! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2172 Takes working from home to a whole new level! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2173 I find the new At-Home-Service so convenient. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2174 Well, it beats having to wear a darn mask! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2175 It was a big adjustment, but I think Matt has come to enjoy working from home. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
2176 I love house calls! 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
2177 We’ve embraced the “work from home” model. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
2178 When I suggested he take up a hobby, I was thinking more like stamps or birding. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2179 Most people say he moved the garage in the living room. I am the only contestant to say she moved the living room into the garage. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
2180 Instacart has really taken it to the next level. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2181 Oh no, I don't mind he's just taking a brake! 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2182 Sam is taking working from home to a whole other level. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2183 It was this or golf with those horrendous clothes. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2184 It was really difficult for him when we lived on the fifth floor. 1.3194 0.07355 72 55 11 6
2185 I just look at it as a macho version of pole dancing, but he certainly gets more dirty. 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2186 He decided to take working from home to a whole new level. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2187 I’m so lucky he makes house calls. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2188 I sometimes wonder if he’s taking DIY a little too far. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
2189 Oh, the car? With the parts strewn about? And a mechanic grumbling under his breath for the last 45 minutes? I hadn’t noticed. 1.3194 0.06802 72 53 15 4
2190 Retirement was awful for him. Thank goodness he's developed a new hobby! 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2191 For years, his boss told him working from home wasn’t feasible, but his productivity is up by 13%!” 1.3188 0.05651 69 47 22 0
2192 MATT LIKES THIS WORK AT HOME ARRANGEMENT! 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2193 We called an Uber, and it never left. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
2194 That's his latest start-up 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2195 This place was advertised as a garage apartment. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2196 He just loves this new trend of working from home. 1.3188 0.06361 69 49 18 2
2197 It's hard to find a mechanic, so we went in-house. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2198 Then I realized that anyone else could work from my home, too." 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2199 He keeps pitching the concept to HGTV, but honestly I’m not sure if it’s enough for a pilot. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
2200 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I asked Matt to give me a lift. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2201 You should have seen him get the car through the front door. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2202 It sounded crazy at first, but I've got to admit that lift really ties the room together. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
2203 He refuses to wear a mask so he works from home and stopped robbing banks. I love men with principles. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2204 Well, what I can't figure is that his name is actually Willard. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
2205 He always wanted to do a double axel in the living room. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2206 Well, he told me he was going to do some home repairs. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2207 Know what I like about Matt? He's so literal. When he said he would work from home, he really meant it. 1.3182 0.06167 66 46 19 1
2208 I mean, you know, I said Matty, just because the retirement counsellor suggested maybe a nice hobby . . ." 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
2209 Matt's house calls make my day. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2210 When I complained that he stayed too late in the office, Matt decided to start bringing his work home with him. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2211 This is what happens when you turn your garage into a she-shed. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
2212 In-home, bespoke auto service. It's the newest, the best. We'll see if the Jones can keep up with us. 1.3182 0.06535 66 47 17 2
2213 Matthew is such a homebody 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
2214 Finally he’s being useful and to think it only took a pandemic. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2215 I thought everyone was working from home these days. 1.3182 0.07213 66 49 13 4
2216 They said I could teach from home and I’ve never looked back. 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2217 It's called an 'open floor plan', our real estate agent says it will increase the property value! 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
2218 $3,000/month and only one free oil change? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
2219 Weekends he does airplanes 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2220 Matt always takes work home with him. 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
2221 Oh him? That’s my husband Matt. Ever since the pandemic he decided to work at home. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2222 yes,there is no heating in the garage 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2223 Sure he's expensive, but he does home visits. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2224 Matt is wonderful. Try finding a doctor who makes house calls. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2225 It seems the definition of customer service has really changed since the pandemic 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2226 Not sure I enjoy him working from home. 1.3175 0.08104 63 49 8 6
2227 We had the extra space so why not sublet. 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2228 He misses his work shop, but I told him that there’s nothing in the suburbs we can’t do here in the city! 1.3175 0.06722 63 45 16 2
2229 The realtor included him as a sweetner. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
2230 Our mechanic makes house calls. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2231 ‘If you mention the car’s warranty, Joan, I’m not going to be responsible for my actions’ 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2232 We had different ideas about the meaning of having an elevator lift smack in the middle of our living room. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2233 Matt, what's your opinion... should Britney have been freed? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2234 As long as I get to keep using the dining room as my office. 1.3167 0.06926 60 43 15 2
2235 Have you watched this astonishing reality show before? 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
2236 He's obsessed with accuracy in his role playing. You should see him as Matt the Pool Boy. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2237 I knew Matt would survive working at home during the pandemic. Not so sure about the carpet though. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2238 Working from home has turned out great for us, we're seeing a lot more of each other now. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2239 He's my stay-at-home mechanic. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2240 Working from home has saved us tons of money on commuting, but our cleaning budget is thru the roof 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2241 I saw how this ends in an X-rated movie at college. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2242 It's not an ideal industry for working from home, but at least he doesn't own an abattoir. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2243 Since COVID, he's been working from home. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2244 I prefer plumbers. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2245 He keeps me balanced. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2246 Oh, he’s been vaccinated. He just likes working from home. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2247 Working from home has its drawbacks.....but Matt likes his hot lunches. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2248 Just a tune up for our cross country trip. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2249 I THOUGHT that car looked familiar! 1.3158 0.05528 76 55 19 2
2250 We’re happy with just a one-car garage … 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2251 …and when Matt’s happy, I’m happy. 1.3158 0.08728 57 45 6 6
2252 I worry about the asbestos. 1.3158 0.08361 57 44 8 5
2253 They offered on-site service. It's entertaining, too. 1.3158 0.07149 57 41 14 2
2254 I guess I should have asked some questions about the part of their ad which said "We come to you". 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2255 I let the mechanic in—but whose car is this? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
2256 I just love what you've done with your living room, Marsha!!! It's so utilitarian!!! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2257 I told him he did not have to work at home anymore! 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
2258 We had to convert the garage to a school room while the kids’ schools are closed. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2259 Getting the lift installed was a Godsend‼️‼️ 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
2260 George decided to work at home from now on. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2261 In this house, we live by the mantra, "Live, Laugh, Lube." 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2262 It's perfect for me. I love watching Matt at work. 1.3151 0.05812 73 51 21 1
2263 This wasn't the idea I had in mind when you said "come over and let's watch oily men" 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2264 I told him he needed to get a hobby. And to be honest, Val, it keeps him off the furniture. 1.3148 0.05604 108 83 17 8
2265 I'm really OK with it. Last night told me that he isn't Matt. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2266 Now that he's all set up, he's 100% invested in this remote work from home thing. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2267 I agreed to date him because he said he had a job that allows him to work from home 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2268 ‚I ordered car fix as a Takeaway’ 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2269 Yes, Matt's been working from home. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2270 He doesn't know the meaning of "Take a break." 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2271 It was an adjustment at first, but he’s really settled into remote work 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2272 I told him it wouldn't be a big deal to start working from home. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2273 Finally, it was either Marie Kondo or Matt. I chose Matt. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2274 Just wait til the parts guy comes in! The sparks FLY! 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2275 Full retirement just isn’t in his wheelhouse. 1.3143 0.05948 70 49 20 1
2276 Dear, 'working from home' is such low hanging fruit. If you want really low hanging fruit for $20 he'll drop the coveralls. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
2277 Marge, I think it's wonderful Matt decided to work from home away from those horrid nudie calendars at work. 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
2278 He asked if he could bring some work home,,, 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
2279 Sure, but we’re saving a ton on parts and labor. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
2280 I'm afraid the garage conversion didn't take. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2281 He got a vaccine exemption so Matt lets him work from home. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2282 I couldn't resist a house call 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2283 This is not what I expected when I agreed to participate in Airbnb Premium. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2284 The others work from home, so why can't he? 1.3134 0.06093 67 47 19 1
2285 The in-home garage is fine. It's the drive-in theater I'm worried about. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
2286 he said he needed a little corner of the room for his hobby... 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
2287 Working from home has saved Matt more than ten hours a week in commuting time. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
2288 Matt wanted his waiting room to feel like home.. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
2289 It's better than Netflix 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2290 He was always on the road and I wanted him to do something closer to home. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2291 I know,but Matt loves working from home 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
2292 Oh, it's not a COVID thing at all. Matt just likes to bring his work home with him some evenings. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
2293 During the lockdown, he found he loved working at home. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2294 We converted the garage into a beautiful home office! 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
2295 He thinks the "working from home" thing might actually be good for business. Don't you just love our cozy waiting room? 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
2296 He gets to work at home, I get higher ceilings. It's a win-win. 1.3125 0.07345 64 48 12 4
2297 He's the only mechanic I know who makes house calls. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2298 Believe me, there’s nothing like a bespoke brake job. 1.3125 0.06250 64 45 18 1
2299 Zoning laws, smoning laws. Personal computers, printers, hydraulic car lifts - they're all business tools. Business tools! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2300 Well yes, but this is not his home. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2301 I know, adult Tonka Toys are a godsend... 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2302 Renting the space helps pay the bills. 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
2303 He deducts his rent from my repair bill. Lucky for me; this is my fifth tire rotation this month. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2304 It started as a hobby and... well, you know how that goes. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2305 We keep telling him - once he turns 30 we’re charging him rent. 1.3125 0.06635 64 46 16 2
2306 It's temporary until everyone is vaccinated. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2307 It’s not ideal, but we never have to look for parking and we love the high ceilings. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2308 Working from home is not a problem for Matt. 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
2309 Mike just HATES to commute. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2310 Matt loves his hobby. He takes that car apart and puts it back together at least once a month. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2311 We had to install an oil reservoir under that house but we save a lot by having space that has multiple uses. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2312 At least I know where he is at night. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2313 but he only works from home 2 days a week.. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2314 The full 4D garage experience 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2315 Boys and their toys, am I right? 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2316 Sometimes we turn off the lights and pretend we’re outside. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2317 Yes, the noise, of course... But the smell of it, I love the smell! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2318 I really don't mind. He sings so lovely while he works. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
2319 For us it's been the silver lining: because of the pandemic,Matt doesn't have to commute,and I can really see what he does all day! 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2320 I knew he was honest when I asked if he could work from home. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2321 They're still allowing him to work from home, which is fine except when he has a Zoom meeting. 1.3115 0.06832 61 44 15 2
2322 Working from home has really forced us to overhaul our marriage… 1.3113 0.04900 106 80 21 5
2323 The previous owners installed the lift, so we figured what the hell let's take advantage of it. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2324 I enjoy work. I can watch it all day long. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2325 He's saving a fortune working from home!!! 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
2326 We thought working from home would just be temporary. 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
2327 It was here when we bought the house, so Matt thought... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2328 Check under the hood," started this whole thing. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2329 The only nice thing about COVID is that Matt gets to work from home." 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2330 He hated the coffee in the break room at work... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2331 Matt was always stuck at the garage, it's so nice now with the quarantine that we see each other all the time. 1.3108 0.05749 74 57 13 4
2332 That what I get for asking Matt to spend more time together 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2333 It's better than having him lying on the couch watching sports all weekend. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2334 This is Ralph’s day to work from home. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2335 Before Covid, it was just strange. Now it's avant-garde. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2336 He couldn't get the Wi-Fi working out in the garage. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2337 Bruce just loves the Garage's new work from home policy 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2338 This is the best time I've ever had since the CORONA started! 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2339 If he stains the carpet again, I’ll blow a gasket. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2340 He’s still not ready to quit working from home just yet. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2341 Workaholic you said? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2342 He really needs to stop bringing work home with him 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2343 Husband swapping is exciting, but it can involve more than people think! 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
2344 Would you be a dear and get me a glass of lemonade from the shed? 1.3103 0.07046 58 42 14 2
2345 My husband says the company's WFH policy will likely be permanent. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
2346 I'd rather have art. But this pays better. 1.3103 0.07858 58 44 10 4
2347 It does help reduce overhead, but I still don't like it. 1.3103 0.06603 58 41 16 1
2348 I got 50% off on this deal! 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
2349 He loved working working from home during COVID and he's not going back 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
2350 I'm friends with the head of the zoning board. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2351 He’s a stay-at-home Dad 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2352 I told him if I can't have a she-shed, he can't have a man-cave. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
2353 Messy, but good to have Matt happy with a hobby! 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2354 It all started with a how-to YouTube video. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2355 It's like reality tv without commercials. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2356 I told him to adjust the stabilizer bar, but would he listen? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2357 It's a new in-home service called Uber Mensch. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
2358 I don’t mind the mess, and at least I know where he is! 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
2359 At least I don’t need to get a ride home. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
2360 He can cook too!!! 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
2361 Bob has just so loved working from home! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2362 It's been really nice now that Matt's working from home. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2363 He said why is it that only office people can work from home?? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2364 Matt just can't help himself . . . he just can't leave his work at the office. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2365 Having him work from home has been great for our marriage, but hell on the carpeting. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
2366 He always seem to have extra parts. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2367 Larry was worried about the new work from home policy, but he's adjusted well. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2368 Thanks to the remodel, Matthew finally feels essential. 1.3088 0.06021 68 48 19 1
2369 Matt's taking working from home to a new level! 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2370 Turns out he prefers working from home. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2371 Now I see how this Tea & Tires app could catch on. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2372 I took it in for service and they offered a lift home. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2373 I hate it when he brings work home. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2374 Honey, can you replace the ball joints , too? 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2375 We just fell in love with the house because of the open floor plan. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2376 Oh yes, you can get anything delivered these days! 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
2377 He‘s an indoor car, even sleeps in the bed. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2378 You can get anything delivered in New York 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
2379 He wanted the house with the garage but I liked the one with the spacious living room. I won that battle but it seems I’ve lost the war. 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
2380 He's been much easier to live with since I told him to get a hobby. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2381 This is the only way the boss would let him work without a mask. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
2382 It’s his simple pleasure, so who am I to complain? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2383 Repairing the present! 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
2384 Working in the living room is so much nicer now that he's no longer a mortician. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2385 We've saved so much in overhead costs. 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
2386 He has always insisted on bringing his work home with him 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2387 At least I know where is is in the evenings. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2388 Oh Suzy,you know,I just had to put my working class hunk fantasies into IRL. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2389 My husband’s retirement job is putting a strain and a stain on our marriage. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2390 We’re hoping to open a small studio to show Matt’s work. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2391 And he cleans up beautifully! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
2392 It was so freeing to get rid of the Roomba. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2393 ‘It is just hard for him to go back to the office’ 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2394 He's a performance artist more than mechanic. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
2395 i honestly thought the ‘masterclass’ was just to keep busy during the pandemic, but he’s been so happy...can you pick it up on thursday? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2396 I’ve heard of role play spicing up a marriage but this is ridiculous! 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2397 I should have asked a few more questions when he said he wanted to set up a home business. 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
2398 We've made some adjustments since Matt started working from home. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2399 This is nothing. You should see him in the bedroom. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2400 Even though we’re both vaccinated, it looks like this working from home thing is here to stay. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2401 He always wanted to open a home business. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2402 He's planning to put in a car wash." 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2403 And on Thursdays, his garage band comes to rehearse here. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2404 As part of the deal, I finally got a sewing room. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2405 It is so nice to have a mechanic that makes house calls! 1.3077 0.06172 65 46 18 1
2406 I passed on the home dental checkup but this I like 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
2407 I won the car pool. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2408 They’re calling it “couchside service” 1.3077 0.05567 78 60 14 4
2409 I told him it’s the living room and he said that’s what I’m doing. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2410 If the folks downstairs can hold it up just a few minutes more, he should be done in a jiffy. More tea? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2411 we're both working from home this year. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2412 Matt prefers to work close to home. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2413 One of the benefits of my husband's ability to work remotely is that he is around the house all day. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
2414 Should we ask him if he wants any tea? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2415 Yes, but working from home has dramatically reduced his commute time. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2416 no way he was getting that crazy vaccine the shop insisted on 1.3077 0.06756 91 72 10 9
2417 Oh, he’s just going through a pre-retirement transition phase. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2418 I’d say the social distancing at Matt’’s business has worked out very well. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2419 When I asked him to do some work around the house,this is not what I meant.. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2420 Well, Matt really wanted to work from home and I enjoy a dash of motor oil in to my coffee. So it’s a win win! 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
2421 The therapist said sometimes it's okay for him to bring his work home with him. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
2422 It all started when he discovered „Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance“… 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2423 Doesn't your husband work from home too? 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2424 He quit his job and started working from home now 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
2425 He’s not my regular mechanic but he comes highly recommended. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
2426 Matt and I have really enjoyed working from home. 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
2427 I couldn't bear the thought of losing an honest mechanic." Oscar Anderson, Nashville, T 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2428 Every man needs a hobby. 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
2429 Scotchgard. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2430 We're zoned for tire repairs because we're in a 2-flat. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2431 One of the upgrades about him working from home is the waiting room. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2432 ..and the best part is the free coffee. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2433 And I said to Susan "At least Matt won't be working from home." Me and my big mouth. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2434 Matt and I just got tired of those reality TV programs. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2435 Aside from the fourteen hours a day of cleanup, it's really no bother at all. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2436 He keeps bringing his work home with him. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2437 These house calls are so convenient. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2438 Even working from Home, Matt insists on wearing office attire. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2439 He’s working remotely now. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2440 I picked them because they made house calls. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2441 At least with COVID he can finally work from home. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
2442 It escalated from toy car tinkering in earliest youth. to this 1.3065 0.08159 62 49 7 6
2443 Talk about taking your job home with you! 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2444 Yes, the place gets a bit dirty, but I'm too busy to drop my car off, and I hate those service waiting areas more than anything. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2445 Our therapists idea. His other car. 1.3065 0.06335 62 44 17 1
2446 It's a little messy, but it's very affirming of his masculinity. 1.3065 0.06739 62 45 15 2
2447 We cut the cable, but he really enjoyed those car restoration shows. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2448 It has had many ups and downs. 1.3065 0.07483 62 47 11 4
2449 When Van Gough started out, it wasn't considered art either. 1.3065 0.07121 62 46 13 3
2450 He pays me decent rent -- although I wish he cleaned up better when he's done. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2451 He's working from home now,' 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2452 Matt burned his garage down two years ago...we're waiting on the claim. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
2453 So, I said to him "Everyone else works from home during the pandemic, why can't you?" 1.3059 0.05299 85 60 24 1
2454 Who knew working from home would be so exhausting? 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2455 He thinks it really brings the room together. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
2456 Unfortunately, the shop is still working from home until 2022 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2457 Bet you're glad you divorced that porn star. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2458 He works on domestic cars three days a week. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2459 Matt misunderstood when I said I missed Baywatch. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2460 He's great at doing dishes too. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2461 I have a very competent car insurance 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2462 Thankfully he’s only working from home one day a week. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2463 You're right, live entertainment is better. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2464 Our customer lounge is much more inviting, save for Mathew's cursing, of course... 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2465 His boss says they’ll be working from home till January. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2466 Things are a lot easier for Clem now that he's able to work from home. 1.3053 0.06536 95 75 11 9
2467 It's either this, or football, so I chose this. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2468 Yet he can’t put his laundry in the hamper. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2469 No Honey, I haven't seen your 7/8's breaker bar. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2470 Matt always wanted to host Car Talk. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2471 And I sell the lottery tickets and potato chips. 1.3051 0.07742 59 45 10 4
2472 He got the idea from the Coffee As You Wait Carwash. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2473 It was cheaper to install the lift than find a shade tree in Manhattan. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2474 It’s important my mechanic feels right at home while working on my car. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
2475 Working from home has given him a real lift. 1.3051 0.06946 59 43 14 2
2476 So he works from home now … 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2477 Don’t worry, they love when you watch them work. 1.3051 0.07354 59 44 12 3
2478 Things have been a little more crowded since we turned the garage into an in-law suite, but his parents are much happier here. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2479 Last time I changed a tire I just needed a jack. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2480 It's a new, more enlightened gentrification. We don't displace the locals, we share space respectfully. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2481 Converting the garage into an in-law suite may not have been the best idea. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
2482 Our relationship has gone flat 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2483 I wish he’d leave his work at the shop. 1.3043 0.05950 69 49 19 1
2484 He’s now working from home a few days a week. 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2485 Thank goodness he's vaccinated. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2486 What do you think your housecleaner, Maggie, will do when she sees all of this on Friday? 1.3043 0.05950 69 49 19 1
2487 It’s only until Netflix comes out with some new shows… 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
2488 Have you found the television remote control yet? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2489 Yes, we're both still working from home. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2490 He's using the wrong wrench! 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2491 He’s practicing for his Umbrella’s of Cherbourg production. Don’t ask him about it or he’ll sing for 2 hours straight. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
2492 At first Matt's idea of working from home seemed like a good idea...But on the plus side we are saving a lot on lunch costs. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
2493 It just brings the room together, right? 1.3043 0.05768 69 51 16 2
2494 Admittedly, the bedroom service is quicker. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
2495 Crescent wrench or crescent roll? 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2496 He just wanted to understand all the hype about working from home. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2497 It's only a problem when he needs to zoom 1.3036 0.08798 56 45 5 6
2498 The standing desk has made all the difference in his working from home setup 1.3036 0.07611 56 42 11 3
2499 There’s a rumour that they are going back into the shop soon.... 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2500 Having to work from home hasn't really impacted him that much 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2501 I’m looking forward to when he’s finished building his car and he discovers it won’t fit through the front door. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2502 He's retired 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2503 Hank says for me not to worry,the whole thing is a hologram.When he's gone,everything will disappear. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2504 Matt loves working from home now. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2505 And you told me nobody makes house calls anymore... 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
2506 The upgraded waiting area is wonderful if you don't mind the occasional profanity. I find it refreshing. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2507 My husband has a problem leaving his work at the office. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
2508 It’s great, they said he might never have to go back to the office. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2509 Is there anything else on? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
2510 You don’t want to be sitting here when he gets frustrated and the wheels come off. 1.3030 0.05700 66 46 20 0
2511 I picked it up at MOMA last week ! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
2512 I've told him time and again... Don't bring your work home with you. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2513 I wish he would do his home work online like everyone else 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
2514 This REALLY isn't what I meant when I asked him if he couldn't work from home more often. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
2515 Mathew’s been enjoying working from home during the pandemic. We feel truly blessed. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2516 At first Matt was torn: he wanted to re-tire and work from home. Now he can do both! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2517 I have to say the pandemic has brought us closer together. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2518 That's the only way to keep them honest. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
2519 He'll mansplain anything, from anywhere. 1.3026 0.05305 76 53 23 0
2520 When I suggested he take up a hobby during the pandemic, I had no idea it would come to this. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
2521 Yes, it can get a little messy, but it’s so nice having Matt work from home. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
2522 They said Installation is the next bitcoin. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
2523 Like I told you, girlfriend, Matt's very good with his hands. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2524 We're so happy now that Matt has found a way to work from home. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
2525 Matt said he wanted a lift. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2526 This is my most avant-garde piece, its called "Matt vs Machine" 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2527 Since Matt is working from home, our family life is more normal. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2528 This isn’t what I imagined when he said he’d be working from home. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2529 You wouldn't believe how hard it was finding a carpet matching Matt's coveralls." 1.3016 0.06044 63 47 14 2
2530 Did I tell you he's a real home wrecker? 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
2531 Well, the realtor did say ‘free off street parking’… 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2532 With the car parked in the garage we didn't have space for a home office 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
2533 I told him a TV would be just fine,but you know Frank. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2534 This brings new meaning to working remotely. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2535 He never missed a day of work throughout the entire pandemic! 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2536 "I guess you could call it homework." 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
2537 I finally got him out of his man cave. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2538 I love a working man – what about you, Cheryl? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2539 He took the words "multi-purpose room" really seriously, I was thinking more like a man cave or something... 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2540 Hes' determined to make it electric. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2541 My fung shui-crazed ex drops by tomorrow. He won't stay long. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2542 In-home therapy is the only thing that seems to keep it running. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2543 He’s working from home two days a week. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2544 He's gonna miss working from home. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
2545 The noise is not so good, but he's so much less crabby without the commute 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2546 We finally had had enough of those endless commutes to our mechanic. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2547 I keep telling him not to bring his work home with him. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
2548 Since Covid, he has been working at home. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2549 Marvin didn't insist on a house with a man cave, just some space to tinker. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2550 Oh, he read some articles on the Internet about home-based businesses. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2551 Matt said when he retired we'd travel. I didn't know this would be his idea of a motor home. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2552 The rattle goes away when you take the car to the mechanic. So I'm trying the opposite approach. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2553 The commute was killing him. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2554 He's retired, it was either this or philandering. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2555 Now working from home, I know my husband really works. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
2556 Working remotely has saved us lots of time and rent money. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2557 It’s actually cheaper than paying for for parking 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2558 Well, it felt wrong to turn down 'personalized service'... 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2559 … well he’s a great Bridge partner. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2560 I hate it when he works from home 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2561 Now I understand Matt's logo......"all work done on the premise" 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
2562 We're renting every room in the house and the tax beaks are great! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2563 I don't care. I just like that he takes his work home. 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
2564 If he’s happy, I’m happy 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2565 Say what you want about the wait, but it sure is convenient. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
2566 No, he's not working remotely. I just made his garage into a she-shed! 1.3000 0.07628 60 46 10 4
2567 I don’t think this is exactly what the Doctor mean’t when he suggested that your hubby get a hobby. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2568 I appreciate the worldbuilding. Still, it's a lot of props for a stripper. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2569 I don’t know which feeling is greater. Love or trust. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2570 You're so lucky that he can work from home now. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2571 Darling, what's the wifi password? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2572 Well, Matt has certainly raised working at home to a new level. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
2573 I only called for a LYFT! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
2574 Until him, the timing was never right. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
2575 Don't worry, your car is fine. His garage is fully remote now. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2576 Other people watched baking shows during the pandemic and bought KitchenAid mixers. He watched Top Gear. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2577 I just wish Matt wouldn’t bring his work home! 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2578 Yes, he's vaccinated. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2579 No, I think he likes working from home. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2580 I’m all about supporting local businesses, but this is a little much 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2581 This way he doesn't have to stay on Zoom all day. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2582 Matt and I are much closer since he began taking his work home with him. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2583 He's taking this whole working from home thing a bit too far don't you think? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2584 He got bored with building ships in bottles, so... 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2585 I almost don't want this pandemic to end! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2586 I’ve gotten to where I hardly even notice it. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2587 Well at least he’s applying himself. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2588 I didn't think I'd like role-playing, but he really gets my engine humming. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2589 Matt's Garage at home car repair service is like my wife, high maintenance. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2590 I'm glad he's found a hobby 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
2591 Ernie is so dedicated 😍, he always brings work home 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2592 Working from home is different for everyone 1.2987 0.05250 77 54 23 0
2593 So, this is how I die. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2594 I'm just glad he's not a tailor, soldier, or a damn spy. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2595 Jack thought it would be better than reality television, and now I’m hooked! 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2596 Matt said any place with a big enough door can be a garage. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2597 Feeling a little tight, I told my personal trainer I'd like some body work done at my place. He said he knew a guy. Next thing I know, Matt shows up. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2598 He couldn’t learn how to work remotely and wanted to spend more time at home. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2599 He hated the commute. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2600 It's so post-COVID Feng Shui 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2601 He’s just so sexy all greased up; how could I say “no”? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2602 I'm glad he has a hobby but I can't figure out how he got all of this stuff up to the 12th floor. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
2603 Work from home started out well, but now the kids are too busy trading meme stocks for any together time. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
2604 Since Covid's 'work at home', I am seeing so much more of Matt. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
2605 What can I say? In high school he was a greaser. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
2606 Hubba Hubba! 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
2607 Andy really likes working from home now 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
2608 So nice to have the in home service plan. 1.2982 0.07064 57 42 13 2
2609 After a certain age I realized that the Chippendale guys are a bit boring 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
2610 Matt's working from home has its ups and downs. 1.2982 0.07495 57 43 11 3
2611 I thought he was crazy . .. but since he went with I At Home Can Fix It 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
2612 They really meant it when they said “like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.” 1.2976 0.05297 84 60 23 1
2613 Oh Matt's been fetishizing blue collar work for years now 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
2614 I had something else in mind when he said he was retiring.” 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2615 So along came the pandemic, and he decided to start working from home...and he never went back! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2616 It’s so nice to have him working from home. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2617 It’s the only thing that gets his mind off the election, so I figured this was better than hearing about how Trump will be reinstated by December. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2618 It’s incredibly loud and messy and Matt is a real jerk. But it’s nice to have the company. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2619 Wonderful service and such a comfortable waiting room! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2620 It's conceptual art. We call it "Working From Home." 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2621 I told Matt to move that junker off our lawn, and he did as I asked! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2622 We agreed that with the Pandemic and all Matt should work from home. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2623 They weren’t lying when they said they bring the garage to you. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2624 I love this industrial vibe here. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2625 He wanted to work from home too 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2626 For some reason the wheels seem to have come off of our relationship. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2627 He likes to bring his work home. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2628 If you answer the "We've noticed that your car warranty is about to run out…" phone call, this is what happens. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2629 Well, when they said the house came with a garage..... 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2630 He just could not come to grips with being laid off at Matt's. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2631 This way he can watch the YouTube video instructions in the comfort of his own home. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
2632 And to think it all started with baking his own bread...! 1.2969 0.05756 64 45 19 0
2633 Once he gets going, he has trouble putting the brakes on. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2634 He's just been busier than a bee since he got that 14mm wrench. 1.2969 0.07931 64 51 7 6
2635 It's pronounced Garbage. The "b" is visually silent. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2636 It's so much better than curbside. 1.2969 0.06172 64 46 17 1
2637 I just don’t get it, Matt. Why do you put the car so high you can barely reach it? 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
2638 Look where the patriarchy brought him.” *sips tea 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
2639 It gives retired a whole new meaning! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
2640 He’ll just have to take it apart again to get it through the door. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
2641 Tool Man Tim sounded so manly, but it is not so romantic. 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
2642 This is my favorite part. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
2643 He's such a hunk, I brought him home 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
2644 What is it with men and their penis? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2645 I thought he was talking about a career change when he said 'work from home' 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2646 So happy together. We get to expense the living room this year. 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
2647 Retirement allows Matthew to indulge his teenage fantasy. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2648 Tell me again. How did you meet Matt? 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
2649 When Tom said the extended warranty would include at home repairs I really thought he was being scammed. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2650 His virtual garage wasn't working out. 1.2963 0.06807 54 39 14 1
2651 Forgive my husband. He's working remotely these days. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
2652 I say,your Matt has taken this pandemic work from home thing to a new level. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2653 I see what you mean, he's certainly taken this work from home to a whole new level" 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2654 Look on the bright side: at least there’s a two car garage. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2655 I so appreciate the transparency of having service done at home. I just hope he honors the cleanup clause. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2656 We get to spend more time together now that he works from home. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2657 He just loves doing homework! 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2658 He works from home. Yeah. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
2659 I told him we didn’t need a car lift to change a tire but he wanted to look like a pro, and our dining table was an eyesore. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
2660 They say it's the ultimate disruption model. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
2661 Working from home really has its advantages 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2662 Submit you obvious 'Covid Work-from-Home' joke here. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
2663 We had the lift, so… 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2664 I'm just glad he's no longer a taxidermist. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
2665 Matt’s always wanted a home office. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2666 Matt's one of those guys who takes his work home with him. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2667 When the ad said we will give you a lift home while we work on your car, I had no idea that this is what they meant... 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2668 It's great! Before Matt moved to a WFH model we hardly ever used our formal living room. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2669 What can I say? This is what happens when he mixes YouTube with eBay. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2670 Working remotely gives Jim a much needed lift during the pandemic 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2671 Matt's motto is 'nothing is outsourced, we do all repairs in-house' 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2672 He agreed to do this instead of folding the laundry. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
2673 I think he heard wrong when I said I wanted a bar in the house ... 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
2674 We ate at the chef’s table last week, and he really liked the concept. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2675 I get to drink at 9 a.m. and he gets a car bed. It's all about compromise. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
2676 It's actually been sort of nice to have him working from home. I almost never used to see him when he was awake. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2677 Isn’t it great that more companies let their employees work from home now? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
2678 He seemed to know right away why the check engine light came on and the comp coffee is great! 1.2949 0.05196 78 55 23 0
2679 I wasn't onboard with correspondence classes at first, but I've saved so much on oil changes! 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2680 It's so lovely they make house calls! 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2681 No, he's always worked from home. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2682 I found him at target. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2683 Matt really enjoys working from home. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2684 It’s his side gig. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2685 Honest, it only bothers me when he's having a Zoom meeting. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
2686 Once you have a hydraulic lift,who needs cable? 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
2687 He says he doesn't know if he'll ever go back to the office. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
2688 He decided on open-concept instead of detached. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2689 When he said he worked from home, I didn’t know he meant mine. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2690 He’s always finding new hobbies to pass the time—baking was much more pleasant! 1.2941 0.06306